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00:00 nubbins` http://imgur.com/gILlv24
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00:01 mircea_popescu http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/kim-kardashian-paper-cover.jpg << did this happen ?
00:05 undata mircea_popescu: http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php seems like a thing
00:06 mircea_popescu just my type o gal.
00:07 asciilifeform https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Came_Early
00:09 decimation asciilifeform: yeah he discusses that in the other post: http://www.isegoria.net/2010/12/ideas-behind-their-time/
00:10 decimation "By contrast, in Poul Anderson’s The Man Who Came Early, an American MP with an engineering degree finds that he can’t apply any of his high-tech knowledge in low-tech Viking Iceland. He destroys the blacksmith’s shop when he tries to use modern high-temperature methods, he suggests impractical ideas, like deep-keeled sailing ships, which you can’t pull ashore, and so on."
00:10 mircea_popescu takes a whole of a lot more than "i cursorily looked through my textbook on sciences" to meaningfully impact the past.
00:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: or present.
00:10 mircea_popescu for one thing, you need to be conversant in their ideas.
00:10 mircea_popescu right.
00:11 mircea_popescu not different in any sense, but the past does offer the dubious benefit of unverifiability
00:11 mircea_popescu which is exactly what all of dub's idiots masquerading as "human science" always pined for.
00:11 mircea_popescu oh if only they could be spared the humiliation of failing in an irc chatroom, how great life'd be.
00:12 asciilifeform the real psychiatric root here is that the idiots actually buy into the notion of the past being a 'kingdom of simpletons'
00:12 mircea_popescu why wouldn't they ?
00:12 asciilifeform a land of the blind, where the derp, with his magical enlightenment juice, is automagically one-eyed king.
00:12 mircea_popescu they also buy into the theory of women, black people and so forth being a bunch of simpletons in need of special olympics
00:13 mircea_popescu why not past people ?
00:13 mircea_popescu and ukrainians ?
00:13 mircea_popescu everyone's in dire need of democracy!
00:13 asciilifeform the lie is implicit in the 'progress' idea
00:13 mircea_popescu myeah.
00:13 mircea_popescu how great it is tho, just think! to be the best person that ever was merely for having been born later !
00:14 mircea_popescu no wonder the conservative "you're not in the wot, noob" approach conflicts.
00:14 decimation reminds one of "Candide"
00:16 decimation Voltaire attacks Leibniz for thinking too optimistically about human possibility, and then supports the elevation of the unwashed masses
00:17 asciilifeform mr v did for liberasty what leibniz did for mathematics.
00:20 mircea_popescu i dun see it.
00:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21050 @ 0.000566 = 11.9143 BTC [+]
00:22 decimation mircea_popescu: as a student of french history, how do you think the revolution could have been reversed?
00:23 decimation my limited understanding is that much blame falls on Louis for being a dufus
00:23 mircea_popescu uh. i dunno, but i suspect the revolution was a historical necessity.
00:23 mircea_popescu well yeah. and his successor a worse one.
00:25 decimation I suppose it was the ultimate outworking of enlightenment philosophy
00:25 mircea_popescu here's a reduced version of the problem : england had a shitty king, that led to the empowering of a a bizarre sect. this is what happens when monarchy falters - secret societies.
00:26 mircea_popescu the weakness of the crown allowed the personal union of the dutch and england, which created a shipping superpower
00:26 mircea_popescu this ensured the failure of france as a going concern, because it couldn't keep up with the new megastate.
00:26 mircea_popescu once france was going to fail, louis settled into a comfortable "apres moi, le deluge" and the people felt right about the same way germans felt around hitler's bunker.
00:26 mircea_popescu they WERE going to try something.
00:27 mircea_popescu the thing they tried was in all ways french : lots of fun, and it nearly got to moscow.
00:27 mircea_popescu what more do you want ?
00:27 assbot Last 8 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/16N8SSA.txt )
00:27 asciilifeform !b 8
00:28 decimation I suppose that's the result of the mob seizing power: awesome party, terrible hangover
00:28 mircea_popescu d'oh.
00:28 asciilifeform http://www.city-journal.org/html/10_2_urbanities-how_to_read.html << oldie
00:29 mircea_popescu ;;google caragiale republica de la ploiesti
00:29 gribble Republic of Ploiești - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ploie%C8%99ti>; Boborul - Wikisource: <http://ro.wikisource.org/wiki/Boborul>; Please take your pills. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/please-take-your-pills/>
00:29 cazalla ;;isitdown qntra.net
00:29 gribble qntra.net is up
00:29 mircea_popescu the guy that wrote the os romania still runs on, for almost two centuries now ? had a working model
00:29 cazalla anyone else unable to access?
00:29 decimation I cannot access
00:30 decimation ;;isitdown trilema.com
00:30 gribble trilema.com is up
00:30 mircea_popescu odd.
00:30 mircea_popescu i wonder how the heck this works.
00:31 decimation is our ddosing friend at it again?
00:31 mircea_popescu i dun see him
00:31 asciilifeform 'Astolphe de Custine was brought up for a time by a faithful servant, living in penury with her in the only room of the Custine home that had not been looted and sealed off by Jacobin zealots and thieves.'
00:32 asciilifeform quoted for just this. someone asked 'how could they undo french revolution.' how do you undo a catabolic collapse?
00:32 asciilifeform can you unburn a sofa?
00:32 asciilifeform where do we get unlooters, to unplunder a palace?
00:33 mircea_popescu http://www.resilience.org/stories/2013-09-27/when-ephemeralization-is-hard-to-tell-from-catabolic-collapse << about the same topic
00:34 mircea_popescu "Thanks to technological change, over the past few decades the capital-intensiveness of emerging successor infrastructures has been collapsing faster than the existing infrastructure itself. The classic example, from Buckminster Fuller, is replacing a transoceanic cable system emdodying God only knows how many thousand tons of metal with a few dozen communications satellites weighing a few tons each."
00:34 mircea_popescu conveniently forgetting to mention that the cable is resilient, whereas the satellites not so much, and moreover,
00:34 mircea_popescu even more conveniently forgetting to mention the 100x more tons of metal, fuel and whatnot needed to make satellites.
00:34 decimation asciilifeform: I guess if the king isn't a derp, he turns grapeshot upon the mob
00:34 mircea_popescu not like you can use any old mine dredger.,
00:34 mircea_popescu decimation suppose you were king, and ordered the leningrad of paris. what then ?
00:34 decimation right, the problem is that it's hopeless
00:34 mircea_popescu so you get to still be king, people will refer to you as Roi Acier
00:34 mircea_popescu and now ?
00:34 asciilifeform king, as it was, sorta got off lightly - settled for mere beheading, no impalement, no boiling oil
00:35 decimation I guess the simpler alternative is to take the mob and invade moscow with it
00:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform king died in his bed
00:35 mircea_popescu among the tits of his concubine.
00:35 * asciilifeform thinking of other one
00:35 decimation his wife on the other hand..
00:35 mircea_popescu oh, the blacksmith ?
00:35 mircea_popescu what king.
00:35 asciilifeform lol
00:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform anyway, unplunders there are. called craftsmen and artisans.
00:37 mircea_popescu palaces can and have been unplundered.
00:37 asciilifeform takes a while.
00:38 decimation re: satellites << plus they occupy electromagnetic spectrum that could be put to otherwise productive use
00:38 asciilifeform decimation: occupy spectrum << mostly line-of-sight, what occupy
00:39 decimation lol line of sight: http://www.lyngsat-maps.com/footprints/Galaxy-19-C.html
00:40 decimation true, not the entire earth all at once
00:40 asciilifeform decimation: line of sight. what don't you like about the picture ?
00:41 decimation well, the point isn't really the interfering signal from the satellite as much as the fact that no one on the ground can use the same frequencies without potentially interfering with satellite receivers
00:41 asciilifeform decimation: if this were true, anyone could take a 'predator' bomber home.
00:42 asciilifeform pocket 'gps' receivers - yes, easily fooled
00:43 decimation asciilifeform: who knows how the us military hardens their links against interference
00:43 asciilifeform generally, by using a very directional horn.
00:43 asciilifeform and by flying.
00:44 decimation but I am assuming a world where e-m spectrum could be otherwise be allocated to other-than-friends-of-the-bezzle
00:44 asciilifeform in post-bezzle radio, 'adaptive frequency hopping' or bust.
00:45 decimation asciilifeform: I think you might be unimpressed with the reality of usg rpvs: http://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/archive/2013/May/Pages/PentagonEyesDealsWithSatelliteIndustryToFillDemandforDroneCommunications.aspx
00:50 asciilifeform (one of the things which they did not - until, apparently, very recently - do - is use signed commands. hence one could in fact take the machine home, if using an appropriate antenna.)
00:53 decimation asciilifeform: here's another one: http://www.defensemedianetwork.com/stories/uavs-drive-satcom-modernization/ "The reality, however, is the role of the lion’s share of UAVs is to provide data to soldiers within 50 miles of the aircraft using line-of-sight air-to-ground links,” Gardner wrote. “Today these links are predominantly analog FM links for standard definition video, but a change to sophisticated digital links is under
00:54 decimation way, driven by a range of factors.""
00:54 asciilifeform way to lump the bulldog and the rhinoceros into one animal.
00:54 asciilifeform flying camera - one thing. remotely-flown bomber - another.
00:55 asciilifeform incidentally, people misunderstand why the bomber is costly
00:55 asciilifeform it is precisely because of the control apparatus.
00:55 asciilifeform rather than the bombs
00:56 asciilifeform hence also its weight, and the resulting expense of the airframe, engines, fuel.
00:56 decimation asciilifeform: yeah I was confusing the two, I admit
00:56 decimation the article is fairly silent w.r.t. the details of control links
00:56 asciilifeform if a usefully-directional satellite receiver and associated gizmos could fit in pocket, camel convoys would be attacked using winged grenades on toy airplanes
00:57 asciilifeform and even the simultaneously dumbest and wealthiest military bureaucracy in the world, would see this as an obvious thing.
00:57 decimation this article was published in 2010 also
00:57 mircea_popescu dude look at that, you can't find a pic of John McCain online that's not from like 1979
00:57 asciilifeform !s gyro mcquack
00:57 assbot 0 results for 'gyro mcquack' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=gyro+mcquack
00:58 asciilifeform !s launchpad mcquack
00:58 assbot 1 results for 'launchpad mcquack' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=launchpad+mcquack
00:58 asciilifeform there.
00:59 decimation ;;google uss forrestal mccain
00:59 gribble 1967 USS Forrestal fire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_USS_Forrestal_fire>; Investigating John McCain's Tragedy at Sea - Truthdig: <http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20081007_investigating_john_mccains_tragedy_at_sea>; Rocket causes deadly fire on aircraft carrier — History.com This Day ...: <http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (1 more message)
00:59 BingoBoingo Ah, the references to Disney
01:00 BingoBoingo 's Duck Period date Herr asciilifeform's arrival in Usia
01:00 asciilifeform pre-date
01:00 asciilifeform saw it in translation.
01:02 BingoBoingo Ah
01:02 asciilifeform http://i1.wp.com/www.defensemedianetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/321.jpg << from linked article. the answer to 'how directional.'
01:03 BingoBoingo So marginally more directional than a satellite TV reciever.
01:04 decimation asciilifeform: sure, the plane's dish is directional - my original point is that the satellite's might not be
01:04 decimation especially if it is a 'commercial' satellite
01:10 BingoBoingo http://amblesideanimalhospital.com/blog/moose-by-products-dr-google-january/ << "The People"
01:10 assbot Dr. Google & Moose by-products | Ambleside Animal Hospital
01:12 mats_cd03 good log today mates
01:14 asciilifeform !up Vexual
01:15 Vexual i forgot, everythings on lyngsat
01:17 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
01:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8737 @ 0.00056765 = 4.9596 BTC [+]
01:17 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 450.0, vol: 46736.22148626 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 447.14, vol: 28104.18399 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 457.29, vol: 132122.08627802 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 476.579904, vol: 454541.40410000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 435.18045, vol: 230.55639073 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 435.575, vol: 362.97455385 | Volume-weighted last average: 469.567824543
01:17 BingoBoingo The Chinese... enthusiastic
01:18 mircea_popescu o noes, such wow, what now.
01:22 BingoBoingo Well, new meme clogging Derpistan seems to be "Forget the moon, we caught a comet"
01:23 Vexual also gentlemen, which seens to be some olf cat picture from bitcointalk by way of reddit
01:25 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/askfm-laid-bare-or-whats-half-a-million-uniques-to-you/
01:25 assbot Ask.fm laid bare, or what’s half a million uniques to you ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
01:26 mircea_popescu since no scoopsybot.
01:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH2] 10000 @ 0.0012 = 12 BTC
01:29 Vexual orb reports it's stright outta london
01:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48130 @ 0.00056205 = 27.0515 BTC [-]
01:30 Vexual dat meme, not ask fm
01:30 BingoBoingo ;;google straight out of compton
01:30 gribble Straight Outta Compton - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_Outta_Compton>; Straight Outta Compton (2015) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1398426/>; NWA - Straight Outta Compton (1988) on Vimeo: <http://vimeo.com/68396301>
01:31 Vexual ;;google straight outta locash
01:31 gribble CB4-Straight outta Locash - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbzQRft7zGA>; CB4 (1993) Straight Outta Locash - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69JBRcDOt-k>; CB4 Straight Outta Locash (Video Edit) by Bob Garcia - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quDlXLXmX2M>
01:31 BingoBoingo Vexual: When are you starting a blog that blogs other blogs rinsed through MP's Google Translate Vexualator?
01:32 Vexual tsin da werks
01:33 mircea_popescu lol
01:33 mircea_popescu not a bnad idea, that.
01:34 Vexual lol
01:36 BingoBoingo FU FEDS!!!!! http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/how-prepaid-cards-work-and-why-feds-are-watching/article_fec9064d-25d2-5642-87d1-0a133ca3b629.html
01:36 assbot How prepaid cards work and why Feds are watching : News
01:41 mircea_popescu !up bitcoin-market09
01:41 mircea_popescu http://cdn.papermag.com/uploaded_images/KKface(rgb)watermark.jpg << yeah srsly, thanks undata
01:41 mircea_popescu easily the best looking chick alive.
01:43 mircea_popescu http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Thomaston-Man-Arrested-After-Stabbing-Watermelon-Cops-267183461.html
01:43 assbot Thomaston Man Arrested After Stabbing Watermelon: Cops | NBC Connecticut
01:44 Vexual theres a song about who fucker her first
01:44 mircea_popescu to think, not even 200 years ago the same woman could be put in stocks if the husband told police she stabbed the same watermelon in a slothful or wanton manner.
01:48 punkman "Glee actress Naya Rivera allegedly commented on Kardashian’s Instagram, “I normally don’t… but you’re someone’s mother.”"
01:48 punkman I think she looks better now than before she had a kid
01:49 mircea_popescu she looks her best for sure.
01:49 mircea_popescu armenian chicks. no fucking wonder the turks had an in for 'em.
01:49 BingoBoingo Sabines 2.0
01:49 punkman did you see the original champagne photo, https://31.media.tumblr.com/decad7a5fb9715c1508942f7e12209f8/tumblr_newq2vmrOB1r106o0o1_500.jpg
01:49 punkman same photographer
01:50 mircea_popescu anyway, she's doing all the stuff jolie thought herself too good for.
01:50 mircea_popescu in a decade, kim will be remembered and who was brangelina again ?
01:51 mircea_popescu i hadn't. but the original sucks by comparison.
01:51 mircea_popescu how does he get the bubbly flow btw ? what's the hydrodynamics experts think ?
01:52 punkman trying to imagine how many bottles of champagne he's wasted trying
01:53 mircea_popescu no way that's a chance event.
01:53 punkman yeah photographer guy probably has it figured out by now
01:53 mircea_popescu besides, im sure you can sell "champagne that was spilled on kim kardashian as part of trying to get the booty shot" fgor more trhan it cost originally.
01:55 mircea_popescu As of May 2014, Kardashian is estimated to be worth $45 million.
01:55 mircea_popescu dude that sucks. the watsapp faggots are worth 20bn and this chick 40mn ? get outta town.
01:55 punkman does she have a clothing label yet?
01:56 punkman though ass champagne might be a good business
01:56 mircea_popescu she has 500 shitty perfumes, diets, underwears the works
01:56 mircea_popescu they should prolly get her to front paleo
01:57 mircea_popescu i think she's exactly the sort of woman the paleo guy jacks off to.
02:00 punkman http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/11/12/china_us_climate_deal_enthusiasm_gap
02:00 assbot Why Is Beijing Downplaying the Supposedly Huge Climate Change Deal?
02:02 mircea_popescu chinese bureaucrats got dumped a spoiled western brat.
02:02 mircea_popescu they were polite, and thankfully now he left.
02:02 punkman http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/11/10/putin_hits_on_china__first_lady_apec_censors_go_wild
02:02 assbot Putin Hits on China's First Lady, Censors Go Wild
02:03 mircea_popescu lol nowai
02:03 mircea_popescu well she looks like she's enjoying it...
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03:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14017 @ 0.00056029 = 7.8536 BTC [-] {2}
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03:40 notary Confirmed bundle 1MroFdni with 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/bundle/1MroFdniyCaRWZm2TLDZDWGzrYZ6NnC9rr
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04:13 thestringpuller ;;isup qntra.net
04:13 gribble qntra.net is up
04:13 thestringpuller lies
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04:41 davout ;;seen pankkake
04:41 gribble pankkake was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 3 days, 20 hours, and 11 seconds ago: <pankkake> here is 0.000195.
04:42 thestringpuller wassup davout
04:42 davout right now, mostly being hungry
04:43 davout :-)
04:43 davout wishing i wasn't in paris' blind spot, where the closest boulangerie is 15 minutes walk
04:44 thestringpuller lol. the chick fil a on campus is the slowest one in the state. about 15 minutes being in line ;)
04:45 davout my feels -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EBhaULToU&noredirect=1
04:45 assbot You could flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds - YouTube
04:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25100 @ 0.00055772 = 13.9988 BTC [-]
05:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00055 = 5.5 BTC [-]
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06:12 punkman https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2UPVevCAAEWxJD.jpg
06:13 punkman http://qz.com/295370/how-alibaba-is-using-bra-sizes-to-predict-online-shopping-habits/
06:13 assbot How Alibaba is using bra sizes to predict online shopping habits – Quartz
06:13 punkman "Earlier this summer, a group of data crunchers looking at underwear sales at Alibaba came across a curious trend: women who bought larger bra sizes also tended to spend more"
06:13 punkman big tits, more money
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06:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00036402 = 1.3833 BTC [-]
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07:33 nubbins` http://imgur.com/9N8ajak
07:34 nubbins` this ad
07:34 nubbins` elelel
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07:55 thestringpuller nubbins`: i like the one where the baby is buying encyclopedias on the ipad and it triggers all these events.
07:56 nubbins` i like the one where i ordered light bulbs ten weeks ago and they're finally in
07:56 nubbins` bbl driving to industrial zone
08:09 Adlai i don't know whether to be pumped at the rally while i was gone or fucking pissed that scalpl crashed right before it began
08:09 Adlai mostly FUCKING PISSED
08:09 thestringpuller nubbins`: ten weeeks for light bulbs?
08:09 thestringpuller !ticker m s.mpoe
08:09 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00036402 / 0.00061882 / 0.00064749 (1568022 shares, 970.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00036402 / 0.00062305 / 0.0007299 (5073500 shares, 3,161.05 BTC), 30D: 0.00036402 / 0.00072108 / 0.00081111 (22420918 shares, 16,167.33 BTC)
08:11 nubbins` what's scalpl
08:11 nubbins` thestringpuller RIGHT?!
08:12 Adlai nubbins`: my thingy
08:13 Adlai !s scalpl
08:13 assbot 24 results for 'scalpl' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=scalpl
08:13 nubbins` o
08:17 Adlai crashed in between a sell and a buy, so i sat through this rally in fiat >_<
08:17 nubbins` asciilifeform as i do not wish to hold your book funds indefinitely, plz to provide return address
08:21 jurov hi Adlai, you wanted to post a patch to btc-dev?
08:22 Adlai yes
08:22 jurov can you resend?
08:22 Adlai sent
08:24 Adlai ugh and the fucking post office closes at ungodly early hours
08:24 jurov gpg: BAD signature from "Adlai Chandrasekhar <adlai.chandrasekhar@gmail.com>"..iirc i sent you some instructions what to fix, did you get anything form gribble?
08:25 Adlai let me check my logs
08:25 Adlai (nothing from gribble though, but i did have a highlight that overflowed scrollback)
08:26 jurov can't find it, seems my memory fails me, sry
08:27 Adlai oh, it's failing because of newline failness
08:27 Adlai you'd think that in the twenty first century...
08:28 jurov yes, pls resend the text as attachment and leave the body empty
08:28 Adlai please explain this as though i am a retarted monkey
08:28 Adlai plain text attachment? any specific filename/extension/encoding/etc?
08:29 jurov http://therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev << specified in second bullet
08:29 jurov i guess everyone will utterly hate this :(
08:30 Adlai "will"
08:30 jurov o, already does ? D:
08:32 Adlai !up devthedev
08:32 jurov you're welcome to send the patch itself, as described there, too
08:32 Adlai there's no patch, just an announcement about the github repo
08:32 Adlai sending patches by mail is so 90s
08:33 jurov but that's buggy, too. yest it ate newline in the patch file and then proclaimed "sig invalid, wont publish"
08:33 Adlai anyways i must shower immediately before i die of stench
08:33 jurov and made our key contributor, asciilifeform, utterl annoyed :(
08:34 Adlai http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-11-2014#915632
08:34 assbot Logged on 09-11-2014 09:54:46; Adlai: ben_vulpes: i'm not seeing it in the mailing list yet, and i have to leave. hope this cuts it: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=pCFcsbrW
08:34 jurov your key is there, gpgp knows your name, but message was damamged in transit
08:35 jurov kbd fail
08:36 jurov hmmm, i can maybe provide web submission form that will have better chance to pass gpg stuff undamaged and can provide instant feedback
08:36 mircea_popescu jurov web form is a good idea i'd say.
08:36 jurov but when i come around to do it.. dunno :(
08:37 mircea_popescu all it takes is five lines of html
08:38 jurov lol
08:39 jurov if you meant a form with action="mailto:btc-dev@..." that wouldn't help anything
08:39 mircea_popescu lol well no
08:40 mircea_popescu but presumably the email goes into a script somewhere no ?
08:40 jurov yes, it needs to be wired yo that script
08:40 mircea_popescu whoa look at that, under 50!
08:40 mircea_popescu !t m s.mpoe
08:40 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00036402 / 0.00061882 / 0.00064749 (1568022 shares, 970.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00036402 / 0.00062249 / 0.0007299 (5046550 shares, 3,141.44 BTC), 30D: 0.00036402 / 0.00072098 / 0.00081111 (22294004 shares, 16,073.74 BTC)
08:41 jurov and mailman expects some headers to be present such as date, message id and whatnot
08:41 mircea_popescu $SERVER or w/e php used
08:42 jurov lol it's in py
08:43 jurov and if it would be 5 lines, someone'd already done it
08:43 nubbins` punkman let's put a section on the deeds website for deed verification utils
08:43 nubbins` get a standard figured out and implement it in a few different languages
08:44 mircea_popescu this is also not a bad idea
08:44 * punkman is furiously trying to undelete output of 12hour processing job
08:45 Adlai mircea_popescu: under 50 what?
08:45 nubbins` !s deed utils
08:45 assbot 3 results for 'deed utils' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=deed+utils
08:45 mircea_popescu Adlai mpoe.
08:45 mircea_popescu 50k satoshi.
08:45 Adlai oh
08:45 nubbins` mine's in node.js, could use some cleaning up. punkman's is in... py?
08:46 mircea_popescu punkman they dun have backups where you live ?
08:47 punkman mircea_popescu: was first run, fat-fingered some sql
08:47 mircea_popescu now that sucks.
08:47 nubbins` ^
08:48 mircea_popescu the other response of course is, "yeah, i have self-replicating backups, i just watched the deletion propagate across the whole cluster."
08:48 punkman heh
08:48 mircea_popescu "it works fine"
08:49 mircea_popescu anyway, maybe the soution to jurov's problems is merging with the deed system ?
08:49 mircea_popescu just process updates that are deedified ?
08:49 punkman I can implement detached sigs and binary deeds
08:49 mircea_popescu no, you can't. that's the fucking idea.
08:49 mircea_popescu no binary patches, no detached patches.
08:50 mircea_popescu can a project live liek that ?
08:50 jurov punkman or, since you have the form put, once verified you can just send email in
08:50 jurov lol but he doesn't have the form either..just uses pastebin, no?
08:50 mircea_popescu jurov yup.
08:51 mircea_popescu cuz of the bot.
08:51 jurov punkman, you can send the deeds anyway, we can have dedicated mailing list for them
08:52 punkman max deed size is 32kb now
08:52 thestringpuller ;;google site:trilema.com markov chains conversation
08:52 gribble Come see me clutching at straws pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/come-see-me-clutching-at-straws/>
08:53 jurov no i'll have to actually do it, i am not in such a pit as stan and can push jobs around
08:53 mircea_popescu jurov get the deeds firehose, process them into a mailing list by criteria ? this is interesting.
08:53 mircea_popescu ianac, but can a project survive on 32kb text only patches ?
08:53 jurov dunno . guess anyone who wants will subscribe and filter themselves
08:54 jurov nooo, i dont' want to shove it through deedbot
08:54 mircea_popescu aok
08:54 punkman yeah you can send them compressed too, so I suppose you could send quite big patches as it is
08:54 jurov that means sumbitting zipfiles ad seeds?
08:54 mircea_popescu punkman this dovetails with asciilifeform's "fit in head" ideas.
08:54 jurov *as deeds
08:55 jurov do you really wants to mess aith such? doing html form is easier
08:55 mircea_popescu ^
08:55 mircea_popescu agreed.
08:55 mircea_popescu jurov mostly exploring teh possibilities i think. some of which make one recoil in horror.
08:56 jurov on that note, if asciilifeform still did not get the emails, i'm gonna send him the diests by snail mail
08:56 jurov *digests
08:57 mircea_popescu lol
08:58 jurov * punkman is furiously trying to undelete << lol and i have multi-day multi-machine job that invokes OOM killer every coupla hours. i can live with it.
08:58 Adlai ... why are we still talking about how to manage a project through patches-by-mail?
08:59 mircea_popescu Adlai because we're upset with the system.
08:59 Adlai if you're married to patches, at least use darcs
08:59 jurov Adlai because the goal is transparent verification of all contributions
08:59 jurov if you can explain ti asciilifeform how to use dracs tho achieve this
09:00 punkman maybe a gpg plugin for gitorious or gitlab
09:00 jurov so? punkman, make that plugin. just some 5 lines, no?
09:00 punkman probably
09:01 mircea_popescu punkman one that isn't retarded pretty much reduces to "reimplement pgp" task we're loath to start.
09:01 mircea_popescu jurov you snarky boy!
09:01 jurov in short a system where it can be proven beyond doubt and without third-party service "X posted it, Y,Z signed it, A made a release"
09:01 Adlai btw, this is quite relevant and maybe even a better starting point than 0.5.3: https://github.com/jgarzik/picocoin/tree/master/include/ccoin
09:01 assbot picocoin/include/ccoin at master · jgarzik/picocoin · GitHub
09:02 Adlai libccoin is a valgrind clean bitcoin node, written in C
09:02 mircea_popescu Adlai how do you figure ?
09:02 mircea_popescu i think you might be confused as to what's happening here.
09:02 Adlai mircea_popescu: how do i figure using darcs superior to patches-by-mail, or working off libccoin superior to working off 0.5.3?
09:02 punkman speaking of reimplementing things: https://github.com/singpolyma/OpenPGP-Python << a python port of a php implementation of openpgp standard
09:02 assbot singpolyma/OpenPGP-Python · GitHub
09:02 mircea_popescu the idea is not an alternative, non braindamaged bitcoin reimplementation. the idea is confiscating the canonical bitcoin implementation from the current set of monkeys.
09:03 mircea_popescu quite distinct, these.
09:03 Adlai either goal can be accomplished from either starting point
09:03 mircea_popescu you're not in a position to make that judgement.
09:03 jurov Adlai how do you do with darcs the "beyond doubt" stuff ?
09:03 jurov ls explain
09:03 jurov pls
09:04 Adlai mircea_popescu: i make no judgements, just throwing out ideas
09:04 mircea_popescu <Adlai> either goal can be accomplished from either starting point << that is a judgement.
09:04 Adlai lolok
09:04 jurov throwin out is easy. im asking you to throw in how darcs fullfills it
09:04 mircea_popescu anyway, i have nfi about coding workflow from the pov of the workflower, however, darcs seems that much math grad wankathon.
09:05 Adlai i'll shut up and shower because evidently i've been too far outside the loop to have meaningful input to these high and mighty goingons
09:05 mircea_popescu no, rather, YOU are too high and mighty to have meaningful input.
09:05 jurov you don't have meaningfuil answer to my qs?
09:05 mircea_popescu i get it, "patches by mail" = bad because that's how they did it before women were liberated or some shit. nevertheless. how is the spiffy work for our purpose ?
09:05 Adlai darcs is more organized than patches-over-mail, i've not used it enough to know whether it has any builtin support for patch signing
09:06 mircea_popescu well this exposes the problem eh.
09:06 Adlai however darcs is just a slight layer over patches
09:06 mircea_popescu no but look at the process! you heard about something, thought it was cool and now want to use it on that basis ?
09:06 mircea_popescu this is not how anything is supposed to fucking work.
09:06 Adlai i'll just drop a nice photo here and go shower
09:07 mats_cd03 lol.
09:07 jurov look, when we'll have 100 patches then we can talk how to get "better organized"
09:07 mircea_popescu if this turns into another "you're mean and a cult because systemd" thing i swear...
09:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80900 @ 0.00046419 = 37.553 BTC [+] {2}
09:09 * Adlai said no such thing
09:09 thestringpuller MPOE being shorted has increased volume 2 fold.
09:09 * mircea_popescu only now sees punkman link. jesus. does that even hash ?
09:09 Adlai just, that i'm not in a mental state to conduct any sort of serious discussion right now
09:09 mircea_popescu Adlai dun sweat it.
09:10 Adlai if only this imgur thingy would get its shit together
09:10 Adlai https://i.imgur.com/hzTWHwt.jpg
09:10 mircea_popescu use instagram, it's what the best butt online uses!
09:11 thestringpuller kim kardashian's but isn't real
09:11 thestringpuller butt*
09:11 punkman Adlai: are you coding in the trenches now?
09:11 mircea_popescu lol is that a tank being decomissioned ?
09:11 Adlai no, i spent my time in the trenches edumacatin the trenchgoers about bitcoin
09:11 mircea_popescu thestringpuller how do you mean it's not real yo.
09:11 Adlai they were actually quite fascinated by it, and a surprising number had never ever heard of it
09:12 mircea_popescu i mean pretty fucking unreal, i grant. yet...
09:12 mircea_popescu Adlai wait what trenches ?
09:12 Adlai metaphorical ones
09:13 Adlai but the metaphor isn't too far from reality
09:13 * Adlai just got back from a week in reserve dooty as a signals technician in an artillery thingy
09:13 Adlai whence the photo
09:14 Adlai shower time!
09:14 jurov ha, military. now i see where the "musta organize" comes from ;)
09:15 mircea_popescu militarize all teh thangs!
09:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25327 @ 0.00046234 = 11.7097 BTC [-]
09:16 Adlai well there's a big difference between military hierarchy and structured decentralization, but have your laffs while i have my baffs
09:17 Adlai and for the record, i got kicked out of officer school for being "unfit for military command", so i'm not exactly the most militarized person...
09:17 mircea_popescu actually afaik the us army has been trying to do away with 1800s french military style hierarchy in favour of something more akin to the latter.
09:18 Adlai maybe they can start with not having mercenaries salute 20yo shitstains fresh out of west poopt
09:18 mircea_popescu if they do that, they'll have to actually pay idiots to go to west point
09:18 mircea_popescu rather than charge them.
09:28 assbot Bagels7 +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
09:29 Adlai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAomAwIwxm8
09:29 assbot Mars Attacks Why Can't We All Just Get Along YouTube - YouTube
09:30 mircea_popescu !up bagels7
09:31 bagels7 Oh hey, I was just wondering how it would be nice to not hear about kim's ass once in a while, perhaps a whole day even
09:31 Adlai last time i heard irl about kim was actually back in my mandatory service
09:32 Adlai (now i have to differentiate between stories from mandatory and reserve... wonderful)
09:32 mircea_popescu bagels7 you'd be wondering how it'd be nice ?
09:32 mircea_popescu Adlai you don't actually have to...
09:32 Adlai some guy was talking about her instagram account and he said that she uploads pictures of her dog, and her furniture, and whatnot
09:32 bagels7 yeah to not see a huge ass first thing in the morning
09:33 Adlai and he was genuinely trying to convince people that he doesn't follow her just because of dat ass
09:33 mircea_popescu bagels7 don't take this the wrong way, because it's not actually going where it may seem, butt : are you a girl ?
09:33 Adlai mircea_popescu: this is true
09:33 bagels7 oh you saw dpb's comment or twitter I'll guess
09:34 mircea_popescu actually no, i dun read twitter. but i just added you know, two an' two together.
09:34 Adlai ugh this week resurrected my mysoginism
09:34 bagels7 oh yes im so girly im ashamed
09:34 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2EGRBYF.txt )
09:34 thestringpuller !b 1
09:34 mircea_popescu anyway : boys like highly sexed girls. it's a thing. it doesn't actually say anything about you.
09:34 bagels7 do you like highly sexed
09:34 Adlai there is nothing girly about not liking ass, girls are allowed to like manass
09:35 mircea_popescu yes.
09:35 mircea_popescu Adlai girls don't tend to like highly sexed girls because they're disruptive.
09:35 Adlai what's disruptive about the "oldest profession"?
09:35 bagels7 Oh well I am an escort so I kind of have to shave my legs and do make up and all that
09:36 Adlai (this is a false cliche btw... the oldest profession, imo, is "boss")
09:36 mircea_popescu Adlai exactly that.
09:36 mircea_popescu bagels7 oh you are ? where do you work ?
09:36 mircea_popescu Adlai and boss is not a profession.
09:36 bagels7 Montreal, quebec, canada
09:36 mircea_popescu ;;rate bagels7 1 says she's an escort in montreal. if you ever visit, lemme know how it went.
09:36 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user bagels7 has been recorded.
09:37 Adlai on that note, i'm gonna wash the smell of diesel sweat and boot polish out of my hair
09:37 mircea_popescu you're just going to jack off
09:37 Adlai "just"
09:39 danielpbarron ;;rated bagels7
09:39 gribble You rated user bagels7 on Tue Nov 11 06:40:19 2014, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: boy who pretends to be a girl; http://twitter.com/SakuraSoph.
09:40 mircea_popescu danielpbarron dja see teh weewee in question ?
09:40 bagels7 nope ^
09:41 mircea_popescu bagels7 you got a page up somewhere or how does the escort business even work these days ? dja advertise ?
09:41 bagels7 someone does it for me
09:42 xanthyos danielpbarron: is it your job to out people?
09:42 * danielpbarron shrugs
09:42 bagels7 They do newspapers which are getting more and more expensive since all the cheap advertising ones get bought, and there is a website somewhere
09:43 mircea_popescu yeah i heard this is the latest business model, "make cheap advertising paper to drive up numbers, wait for buyout offers". apparently it can be cycled in 2-3 years.
09:43 mircea_popescu some people that used to do "refurbishing" places back in the bubble moved on to this.
09:44 mircea_popescu xanthyos everyone's job is to out people!
09:47 xanthyos it's unrelated to trust though, and the insinuation of "boy pretends to be girl" is that bagels7 is dishonest
09:48 xanthyos also historically once the transgender cat is out of the bag that's all everyone wants to talk about
09:48 danielpbarron dishonest with himself
09:48 xanthyos i'm still so jittery from last night
09:48 mircea_popescu well, at least we moved on from kim's butt.
09:50 xanthyos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kWaKhrpa28
09:50 assbot Real Time with Bill Maher: Generation Ass (HBO) - YouTube
09:51 bagels7 What do you expect from this WoT, Is fraud a concern
09:54 xanthyos ooh btc fell back slightly. brb gonna call bank see if those coinbase deposits went in
09:54 xanthyos i really really really hope that some sort of bad thing doesn't happen now that my checking account is tied to this...
09:54 * xanthyos words not have smooth talk
09:55 xanthyos brain damage need christ
09:55 xanthyos i need danielpbarron to talk for me like aaron spoke for moses
09:55 thestringpuller coinbase is already reporting you.
09:56 thestringpuller just link to account you don't care gets seized.
09:56 xanthyos so if i buy off coinbase should i not send to my existing wallet which right now is totally anon
09:58 thestringpuller Intermediary addresses is good practice for plausible deniability.
09:59 xanthyos is it a crime to buy bitcoin?
09:59 xanthyos or sell
09:59 thestringpuller !s from:asciilifeform benjies otc
09:59 assbot 1 results for 'from:asciilifeform benjies otc' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Aasciilifeform+benjies+otc
09:59 xanthyos i don't feel i should hvae to deny anything
10:00 xanthyos if a bank calls me up suspicously i will turn it on them. how dare you bother a long standing customer!
10:00 xanthyos i'm allowed to fluctuate my balance as much as i want
10:00 thestringpuller all while they are being raped with USG cock in their mouth
10:00 xanthyos the fact that it's taking 2+ days for me to even see these mcirodeposits speaks to the obsolescence of banks
10:00 xanthyos btc went up 60/ea since
10:01 xanthyos !up bagels7
10:02 thestringpuller i'm probably going to revert to cash only OTC. at least I know there is some resistance to my coincs going into Buterin's Waterfall.
10:02 danielpbarron i made that switch a while ago
10:02 thestringpuller regulators gonna regulate like warren g and nate d to the double g
10:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH2] 900 @ 0.0012 = 1.08 BTC
10:03 TomServo What do you guys figure is a reasonable markup for cash trades?
10:03 thestringpuller danielpbarron: how difficult is it to set up "deals"?
10:04 danielpbarron kinda hard to find them; not so hard to do them
10:04 mircea_popescu <bagels7> What do you expect from this WoT, Is fraud a concern << that didn't parse. say wut ?
10:04 danielpbarron more work than coinbase obviously
10:04 thestringpuller coinbase is a lot of work. I have to keep my accounts separate and can't have money fluctuate too high or low without suspcicious phone calls.
10:05 danielpbarron usually have to pay higher fees too
10:05 mircea_popescu <xanthyos> if a bank calls me up suspicously i will turn it on them. how dare you bother a long standing customer! << lmao this works, yeah.
10:05 mircea_popescu figure it out, the only customer of the bank is the govt.
10:05 mircea_popescu you're just getting in the way.
10:06 mircea_popescu ;;later tell scoopbot http://trilema.com/2014/holy-shit-technical-analysis-is-real/
10:06 assbot Holy shit! Technical Analysis is real! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:06 gribble The operation succeeded.
10:14 xanthyos woop 24 cents and 10 cents microdeposits went thru, activating coinbase
10:14 xanthyos no more buying btc through stander
10:14 xanthyos stander is the guy that danielpbarron and RetroUpriser and i have bought btc through for a while
10:17 mircea_popescu !up eightyeight
10:18 xanthyos Amount Received
10:18 xanthyos 0.002637 BTC
10:18 xanthyos From Avatar Coinbase
10:18 mircea_popescu what's even the point of buying fractions of bitcents ?
10:20 xanthyos it was free for signing up
10:20 xanthyos now i see it takes 4 days for them to send btc
10:20 xanthyos twice as long as a bank
10:20 mircea_popescu ah
10:23 bagels7 <+mircea_popescu>I'm so poor I can't afford your articles yet
10:23 mircea_popescu lol gotta work more.
10:23 xanthyos mircea_popescu: is 440 a good buy price now?
10:24 bagels7 Well where could I work without a degree?
10:25 xanthyos here!
10:25 mircea_popescu xanthyos the only thing i've said bout price is http://trilema.com/2014/people-us-dollars-are-not-worth-a-fifth-of-a-bitcent-stop-selling/
10:25 assbot People! US Dollars are not worth a fifth of a Bitcent. STOP SELLING! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:26 bagels7 I've been abused in every single job I had except my latest
10:27 xanthyos use the wot to set up your own network of unabusive clientele
10:34 xanthyos wow coinbase is WAY cheaper than stander
10:34 xanthyos i bought .2!
10:34 xanthyos i'm a real man now
10:35 xanthyos bagels7: did you bust out on seals yet?
10:36 TomServo bagels7: /msg assbot !up
10:36 xanthyos ;;gettrust bagels7
10:36 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask bagels7!bagels7@modemcable232.144-161-184.mc.videotron.ca. Trust relationship from user xanthyos to user bagels7: Level 1: 2, Level 2: 2 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=xanthyos&dest=bagels7 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bagels7 | Rated since: Tue Nov 11 00:46:41 2014
10:37 mircea_popescu punkman: big tits, more money << i can see it.
10:37 mircea_popescu !up cryptomaniac
10:37 xanthyos why is bagels7 being devoiced with l2 assbot?
10:37 mircea_popescu she never voiced herself.
10:37 mircea_popescu ;;ident bagels7
10:37 gribble Nick 'bagels7', with hostmask 'bagels7!bagels7@modemcable232.144-161-184.mc.videotron.ca', is identified as user 'Bagels7', with GPG key id 82C85EDC160BB29F, key fingerprint ACE4936BDD6EBB8338F5282E82C85EDC160BB29F, and bitcoin address 16SvyfnNumVGr8qp1xRgupKpdEjWtAC5rN
10:37 mircea_popescu just pm assbot !up yo.
10:37 xanthyos nice pronoun mp
10:37 mircea_popescu hm ?
10:38 xanthyos she
10:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44963 @ 0.00046111 = 20.7329 BTC [-] {2}
10:39 xanthyos ooh
10:39 mircea_popescu "Besides the possible reasons for the trend— namely that younger women with less purchasing power may be the ones buying smaller-sized bras"
10:39 mircea_popescu aaaahahahaha
10:40 mircea_popescu yeah, totally, young women have less purchasing power than older women.
10:40 mircea_popescu because this is imaginaryworld.
10:40 mircea_popescu Singles Day—the annual Nov 11 online shopping frenzy in which Alibaba saw as many as 2.85 million transactions a minute at its peak, and a total of $9.3 billion in sales
10:40 xanthyos so children with underdeveloped breasts now shop for themselves?
10:40 xanthyos their big-titted mothers still provide their adolescents bras right?
10:40 mircea_popescu ;;calc 9300 / (60 * 24 * 2.85 / 2)
10:40 gribble 4.53216374269
10:41 mircea_popescu o look, average sale five bux.
10:41 bagels7 no, women with large breasts make more money causing poor women to mainly be small tit owners
10:42 mircea_popescu xanthyos monkeys don't have any tits to speak of. the female breast is clearly the result of selection. the only way that works is for women with tits to have money while women without not to.
10:43 xanthyos is it selection by males or did women with larger breasts simply have more milk to feed their young?
10:43 xanthyos and provided more viable offspring
10:43 mike_c or is it a broad generalization with little practical application?
10:43 mircea_popescu nfi. i imagine it's purely aesthetic.
10:44 mircea_popescu mike_c you mean like math, right ?
10:44 mike_c absolutely
10:44 xanthyos it's a counterweight to the ass
10:44 xanthyos so women don't fall back
10:44 bagels7 yes broad generalizations with very little practical use
10:44 mike_c you know what i like about math? i recently had a difficult math problem to solve, and didn't feel like dealing with it. so i had a math TA do it for total cost of 0.
10:45 mircea_popescu mike_c same is true of women with big tits!
10:45 mircea_popescu if you don't feel like doing it, you can always ask a ta.
10:45 mircea_popescu turns out there's a lot of predictive power in this tits like math thing.
10:45 xanthyos i sent to my bc.i from coinbase. i am no longer anonymous.
10:45 mike_c hm, this deserves more study. with pictures.
10:46 mircea_popescu mike_c i predict golf club patterns!
10:47 mircea_popescu jurov: gpg: BAD signature from "Adlai Chandrasekhar <<< wait his real name is actually adlai ?!
10:47 mircea_popescu that's a pretty rad name.
10:47 xanthyos adlai atkins
10:51 mircea_popescu http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Operations/Live_updates_Rosetta_mission_comet_landing << it did it!
10:51 assbot Live updates: Rosetta mission comet landing / Operations / Our Activities / ESA
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11:17 chetty http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/11/12/Father-Asks-Obama-To-Bring-Son-Slain-By-Illegal-Alien-Back-To-Life-With-Executive-Order
11:17 assbot Father Asks Obama to Use Executive Order to Bring Son Slain by Illegal Alien Back to Life
11:17 TomServo o_O
11:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14900 @ 0.00045949 = 6.8464 BTC [-]
11:38 asciilifeform Adlai: darcs << as a military man, perhaps you are familiar with systems that could be automated easily, but aren't? e.g., ru nuke sub controls
11:41 asciilifeform Adlai: manual patching is a deliberate choice here. each patch is a document that those who sign it are expected to actually read -and- understand.
11:42 Adlai in my experience, all systems can be automated, and it's only a matter of deciding at what level you're willing to lose a human's judgement/"moral compass", but gain the benefits of automation
11:42 asciilifeform Adlai: once you understand why i suggested it, and why those who agreed - agreed - you will learn something interesting.
11:43 asciilifeform Adlai: i like 'git', 'darcs', etc. automata just as much as the next lazy fellow. but they are wholly inappropriate for this application. try to see why.
11:45 punkman http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/11/11/cloud_heat_is_putting_servers_in_homes_and_offices_and_the_heat_from_them.html
11:45 assbot Cloud&Heat is putting servers in homes and offices and the heat from them is free.
11:46 Adlai i'll admit that my feeling that darcs could be appropriate for this purpose is based more on speculation from darcs's theoretic background than on familiarity with the actual working software
11:47 asciilifeform punkman: germany has same electric rates for residential and commercial lines ?
11:47 asciilifeform punkman: seems unlikely
11:48 punkman no idea
11:49 punkman might be better with mining rigs
11:49 asciilifeform Adlai: elaborate please re: theoretical.
11:50 Adlai would you automate the following system: a car that self-destructs (killing the intruder) when it detects that it's being accessed without the owner's permission? where ownership is determined in an arbitrarily advanced way, ie, physical token, password, biometric, whatever you fancy.
11:50 asciilifeform ah, the ancient mines vs sentries debate.
11:51 asciilifeform but this here is more of a sword vs pistol debate.
11:51 asciilifeform battlefield: an elevator.
11:56 asciilifeform Adlai: let's backtrack. the purpose of the effort spoken of earlier is to go from a 'bitcoind' of known pedigree to something worth using as a reference for, possibly in the future, reimplementation (how and by whom, deliberately not said)
11:57 joecool your effort or gavin's?
11:57 asciilifeform ben_vulpes and mod6
11:57 asciilifeform i'm only involved briefly and by accident.
11:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42879 @ 0.00045831 = 19.6519 BTC [-] {2}
11:58 asciilifeform gavin is a fellow on the enemy side.
11:58 asciilifeform the deltas between the original and the end product are to be studied and judged by the participants (currently ben_vulpes, mod6, and occasionally yours truly)
11:59 asciilifeform in order to be studied in such a way as to be signable with good conscience, a given delta must exist as a purely human-readable document, of minimal length and formatting complexity.
11:59 asciilifeform this means - ordinary unix patch.
11:59 thestringpuller asciilifeform: what do you think about BIP-65?
12:00 asciilifeform thestringpuller: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2014#919065
12:00 assbot Logged on 13-11-2014 01:46:06; asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: bip-0065 << classic 'relevance farming.' the phoundation will take any excuse to add cruft to the gizmo. in their fantasy, folks will use it, and those who have resisted their turds will be forced to merge in.
12:00 asciilifeform but more generally, any and all 'improvements' from the enemy ought to be thought of as 'fruits of poison tree'
12:02 thestringpuller hmm. what do you think of the nlocktime problem?
12:02 asciilifeform problem?
12:02 asciilifeform no gavin, no gavinisms - no problem.
12:02 thestringpuller nlocktime gives spender power to double spend before nlocktime occurs
12:03 nubbins` surely the coar devs have spoken on this point
12:03 thestringpuller but yes I do see the new opcode as sorta crufty on "cruft"
12:03 asciilifeform 'doctor, it hurts when i do it.' 'don't do it.'
12:04 thestringpuller so how would you use nlocktime asciilifeform ?
12:04 asciilifeform i wouldn't.
12:05 thestringpuller its a pretty neat feature for say senior to give jr. allotments of capital at guarenteed future date
12:05 asciilifeform we've a dire case of featuritis.
12:06 nubbins` ;;google feature creep
12:06 gribble Feature creep - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feature_creep>; What is feature creep - SearchCIO - TechTarget: <http://searchcio.techtarget.com/definition/feature-creep>; Urban Dictionary: feature creep: <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feature%20creep>
12:06 nubbins` hm i've got a specific creep in mind
12:06 asciilifeform one of the facts re: the phoundation is - even if gavin et. al. add something that is unambiguously, probably, angelically, positive to their turd - it is still an act of evil.
12:06 nubbins` ;;google feature creep site:dilbert.com
12:06 gribble Feature Creep on Dilbert.com: <http://search.dilbert.com/comic/Feature%20Creep>; February 5 2001 - Dilbert: <http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2001-02-05/>; Dilbert comic strip for 02/25/2013 from the official Dilbert comic strips ...: <http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2013-02-25/>
12:06 thestringpuller yes yes. but if this is case should we not remove nlocktime altogether?
12:06 asciilifeform how? because it then serves as bait, sugar so that you will swallow the shit.
12:06 nubbins` http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2001-02-05/
12:06 assbot Dilbert comic strip for 02/05/2001 from the official Dilbert comic strips archive.
12:07 asciilifeform at this point, the enemy is enemy not simply because of what he does or may do, but because of what he has done and what he is.
12:07 asciilifeform this is a phrase transition of sorts.
12:07 nubbins` ;;google know your enemy
12:07 gribble Rage Against The Machine: Know Your Enemy - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4smim2MNvF8>; Green Day: "Know Your Enemy" - [Official Video] - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IclmVdWNbI>; Know Your Enemy (Green Day song) - Wikipedia, the free ...: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Your_Enemy_(Green_Day_song)>
12:07 asciilifeform *phase transition
12:07 thestringpuller the one by rage is pretty good
12:08 thestringpuller "all of which are american dreams"
12:08 nubbins` soooo, the fluorescent tubes that took TEN WEEKS to get here? turns out "F20T12/BL 6PK" is the item number not of a 6-pack, but of a single bulb
12:08 nubbins` so instead of 18 bulbs, the guy pulls... three.
12:08 nubbins` each of which is 6x more expensive than i'd previously thought.
12:09 asciilifeform if what i just said seems like nuttery, consider this. the 'bug fixes', so obviously bright and good, by phoundation since 0.5.3 - somehow add up to us not being able to load a full blockchain.
12:09 asciilifeform hence, they add up to an act of sabotage. what probably amounts to a hard fork that 'no one' noticed.
12:09 thestringpuller asciilifeform: know thy enemy << enemies are only relative. yesterday's allies easily become tomorrow's enemies. (perhaps maybe a one way street).
12:10 asciilifeform there is precisely one enemy. but with many tentacles.
12:10 nubbins` anyone besides alf actually tried and failed loading blockchain on 0.5.3?
12:10 thestringpuller cthulu-like?
12:10 asciilifeform there are also idiots. some of whom are of the 'useful idiot' variety
12:10 asciilifeform nubbins`: iirc ben_vulpes did
12:10 nubbins` i was getting there but my virtual disk was too small, ran outta space, weird disk error ;/
12:10 asciilifeform nubbins`: ask him where it wedged in his case
12:10 thestringpuller nubbins`: i'll give it a try today on a VPS
12:10 nubbins` trying again
12:11 nubbins` ;;later tell ben_vulpes ^^ tell us what you know
12:11 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:11 thestringpuller nubbins`: so instead of 18 bulbs, the guy pulls... three. << so now you have to wait another 10 weeks to get the next 15 you need?
12:11 los_pantalones !up mrjr
12:11 los_pantalones mrjr is working w/ ntimelock
12:11 los_pantalones for those of you with questions
12:12 nubbins` thestringpuller so now i say fuck that company and order the gd bulbs online
12:12 los_pantalones hmm
12:12 mike_c !up mrjr
12:12 nubbins` you know this is the second time i've gotten dicked around over bulbs?
12:13 thestringpuller you would think it wouldn't be so difficult
12:13 thestringpuller !up mrjr
12:13 nubbins` guy made me wait 15 minutes while he struggled to determine if they actually sold 6-packs
12:13 nubbins` 15 actual minutes
12:13 thestringpuller lol lag
12:13 nubbins` while he mutters OH MY SOME SLOW
12:13 nubbins` and a passing woman says SLOW WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT
12:13 mrjr hi guys what did i miss :)
12:13 nubbins` how in the fuck is this a functioning business
12:14 los_pantalones mrjr why don't you tell them a bit of what you are doing w/ ntimelock
12:14 thestringpuller annoying the customer out of their money.
12:14 los_pantalones see if that's compelling to the ppl in here
12:14 thestringpuller los_pantalones: is this in regard to BIP-65?
12:17 mrjr los_pantalones: i run LedgerLock, we're working on a product called time-vault, to secure your bitcoins in nlocked transactions rather than protecting the priv key
12:18 mrjr one of the first services we're providing (closed beta now) is keeping your nlock'ed transactions for you, until they're ripe for confirmations on the blockchain
12:18 thestringpuller mrjr: aren't you in wot? what's your id?
12:20 mrjr thestringpuller: never had the need for it :)
12:21 nubbins` until now :D
12:21 nubbins` pull up a chair
12:21 nubbins` tell us more!
12:23 punkman mrjr, guessing multisig
12:24 thestringpuller ;;later tell BingoBoingo nvm; disregard
12:24 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:26 mrjr multisig is useful to protect access to privkey, by splitting the power of moving funds to 2+ entities. we pre-sign transactions, nlocked in time, and discard the private key.
12:26 mrjr (or keys)
12:27 mrjr there's edge cases with malleability etc, but the benefits are that bitcoin operations can have their coins kept in a tx form, not as the information of the privkey
12:28 mrjr we're working on a whitepaper to have some feedback on our design :)
12:30 xanthyos https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2Vp2l_IUAEFkd1.jpg
12:31 mrjr the tech is useful e.g. for an exchange/bank that keeps large amounts of BTC, but has a daily use for BTC as clients withdraw funds.
12:31 thestringpuller conclusion: our service holds burden of trust for time delay transactions
12:32 thestringpuller but you already know that.
12:32 mats_cd03 i don't see how thats useful
12:32 mrjr thestringpuller: our first service is just what you wrote, giving the network a means to trust that a tx will be valid on time (unless ofcourse it was double spent, in which case you get notified)
12:32 mrjr thestringpuller: the greater product is larger in scope
12:33 thestringpuller then you should def be in WoT "there is no need" more like "there is no greater need"
12:33 thestringpuller cause you are the trustee
12:34 mrjr thestringpuller: i'll work on getting my creds in order :) meni rosenfeld is one of our investors, and our cto Shaul Kfir was a reviewer for the sidechain paper.
12:35 mrjr i'm also the founder of Bits of Gold, the largest exchange in Israel
12:35 mrjr gotta go, be back soon
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12:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28419 @ 0.00044989 = 12.7854 BTC [-] {2}
13:07 Pierre_Rochard “i'll work on getting my creds in order :)” <- translation: “I won’t work on that, and here’s an insincere smile to really reinforce what I think of it”
13:08 thestringpuller ^- pretty much
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13:37 asciilifeform mrjr: secure your bitcoins in nlocked transactions rather than protecting the priv key << wai wat.
13:37 asciilifeform mrjr: delayed transaction, per that scheme, still eventually lands in an addr. secured with what if not priv key ?
13:44 asciilifeform ;;later tell jurov nothing in my mailbox from turdatron.
13:44 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:46 asciilifeform !up mrjr
13:47 mrjr asciilifeform: you're right, but by pre-signing you ensure that the amounts available at that address, per unit time, are limited. our first partners are ATM machine operators
13:47 mrjr think of the daily needs of those machines, vs the amount stored "in cold storage" using traditional systems
13:47 asciilifeform per unit time. but what can you do if someone walks with the privkey to the landing address?
13:47 asciilifeform if you already broadcast the delayed tx, all the thief has to do is wait.
13:48 mrjr you can't and don
13:48 mrjr 't broadcast the txs to that address
13:48 mrjr you broadcast daily, as it's needed.
13:49 asciilifeform what's the actual purpose of the delay ?
13:49 asciilifeform let's work example
13:50 asciilifeform take ordinary, delay-less coin. you fill up the atm's addr nightly, say. if you are told that someone walked away with the machine, you no longer send to that one.
13:50 asciilifeform install new machine, with new address, more guards.
13:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00044315 = 6.0268 BTC [-]
13:50 mrjr there's an alternative pre-signed transaction chain that sends the coins to alternative addresses, possibly more protected, and a pre-signed "lockdown" transaction that just sends the coins to a non-practical (from an operation standpoint) multisig
13:50 asciilifeform in the case of delay mechanism: you've broadcast a set of delayed transactions that will keep landing in the now-stolen addr. nightly.
13:51 mrjr i'll take your example and explain
13:52 mrjr say you presign 50 BTC / day to a given ATM, coming from your stash of 1000 BTC.
13:52 mrjr you do not broadcast those tx, you just keep the txs, signed, and discard the privkey to your 1000 BTC (!)
13:53 asciilifeform i understand the 'what.' but not the 'why.'
13:54 mrjr you pre-sign the txs that move the remaining 1000 BTC - x days to a non-practical multisig
13:54 mrjr the why is: the operators of the ATM no longer have a need to reach out for the cold-stored 1000 BTC
13:54 asciilifeform they didn't before
13:54 asciilifeform when you sent to them manually each day.
13:55 mrjr "when you sent them manually"
13:55 mrjr *manually*
13:55 asciilifeform if you like to keep the privkey to the 1000 buried in concrete at the bottom of the sea - you can sign X tx'es of B btc each, and transmit those each day with cron job
13:55 mrjr I operate a 1000 ATMs, and I have a stash of 10,000 BTC (les pretend i do :) )
13:55 asciilifeform you want the btc network to be your 'cron' ?
13:55 asciilifeform why?
13:56 joecool more robust i guess if an attack wipes him out?
13:56 mrjr you still need a cron, to send the nlocked txs every day
13:56 joecool then what's the point -_-
13:57 mrjr however you could publish those txs on your blog for all you care
13:57 asciilifeform what does the 'lock' prevent the enemy from doing, that he could have done otherwise ?
13:57 mrjr if the attacker has access to all your txs in unlocked version, they can indeed run away with everything
13:58 mrjr discarding the privkey is a measure against internal theft, which is key to this scheme
13:58 asciilifeform the other, unrelated point about the timelock business, is that it introduces an incentive to monkey with timekeeping
13:58 asciilifeform which is not something that currently afflicts node operators
13:58 jurov <asciilifeform> punkman: germany has same electric rates for residential and commercial lines << they do have lower wholesale prices where you have to obey the grid management regime, dunno about details
13:59 asciilifeform if a critical mass of ntp servers (e.g. the u.s. hierarchy) is pwned, there go your timelocks.
13:59 mrjr did i explain sufficiently the motivation part?
13:59 punkman asciilifeform: nlocktime is block height I think
13:59 * asciilifeform reads the thing
13:59 punkman oh both apparently?
14:00 joecool punkman: it has to be both
14:01 mrjr we ran the scenario on the withdraw data from gox
14:02 mrjr (put asside their entire fiasco, just the data)
14:02 mrjr we saw that with just 1,000 BTC accessible to the operators, they could cover 96% of their Bitcoin withdrawal needs
14:03 mrjr the remaining 200k+ BTC can be stored in a form that is in-accessible to the operator, and unavailable for "rogue txs" that steal everything
14:04 mrjr inaccessible = nobody can sign, because the key no longer exists.
14:04 mrjr that includes internal theft.
14:04 * asciilifeform admits that he suspects bip64 of being a plot to create usg-like bonds in btc. folks will be asked to trace X proper btc for X+epsilon 'locked' ones that are to land back in their pocket 'in the future', should they live long enough, but are actually recovable 'because this is how the world works'
14:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu ^^^^^
14:04 asciilifeform *revocable
14:06 asciilifeform alice in the looking-glass, famously is offered 'jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.'
14:06 asciilifeform bip64, aside from complicating the protocol and giving relevance to the gavin shitgang, is also a jam-tomorrow chumpatronic engineering structural element
14:06 asciilifeform so sorely missing from bitcoin from the point of view of the enemy.
14:07 mrjr i wasnt aware there was politics behind nlock. always considered it as potentially very useful.
14:08 asciilifeform but now you're aware.
14:08 mrjr got a blog / post on the issue you're describing? sounds interesting
14:08 asciilifeform afaik this here is the only place you'll hear the argument.
14:08 asciilifeform i just deduced it now.
14:08 asciilifeform can't imagine i'm the only one, though.
14:09 mrjr ill go get my wot in order
14:09 mrjr ttyl
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14:10 asciilifeform !b 15
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14:28 mats_cd03 ;;ticker
14:28 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 399.08, Best ask: 399.97, Bid-ask spread: 0.89000, Last trade: 399.98, 24 hour volume: 49575.14498042, 24 hour low: 381.55, 24 hour high: 453.92, 24 hour vwap: 429.779216449
14:34 thestringpuller asciilifeform: can't imagine i'm the only one, though. << you aren't
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14:52 xanthyos come mr towel man towel my banana
15:00 xanthyos why does btc always crash the second i buy it
15:00 xanthyos ^^ proof positive that jesus hates me
15:01 xanthyos that's it, i'm gonna blow it all on 1 hand of internet roulette
15:05 undata xanthyos: that should've been expected with such a sharp rise.
15:05 xanthyos if it crashes, my purchase goes through, if it goes to the moon, coinbase will cancel the transaction
15:06 xanthyos i hope not^
15:06 undata you've angered bitjesus I guess
15:06 xanthyos mammon?
15:17 asciilifeform mammon << sterculius.
15:20 The20YearIRCloud hmm
15:23 xanthyos 4 business days is so obscene, no wonder banking is dead
15:32 jurov can't you just buy off stan?
15:32 jurov what would happen, gasenwagen?
15:33 asciilifeform jurov: buy what?
15:34 jurov xanthyos wants to buy coins, you need some $$$
15:34 jurov no?
15:34 asciilifeform jurov: except that i can't use paper usd for anything
15:34 asciilifeform well, almost anything
15:35 jurov and if he gave you some bezzle usd?
15:35 asciilifeform last farmer's market of the year on my street is tonight, and i shall be buying a few tomatoes possibly with it
15:35 asciilifeform jurov: if bezzle usd, then it's on the radar.
15:35 xanthyos ?
15:35 jurov you'd have to register as std..er..money transmitter?
15:35 asciilifeform jurov: i'd be charged tax, most likely
15:35 asciilifeform for no particularly good reason
15:36 xanthyos i only use paper money for poker games and cannabis
15:36 dub your dealer doesnt take btc?
15:36 jurov maybe you can even charge tax to the desperate people
15:37 jurov let them ask it back from irs
15:38 asciilifeform other thing is, i don't have enough to sell, and present exchange rates being, to really notice the resulting pile of usd, even if it could magically land in my usd piggy without official attention.
15:44 asciilifeform let's put it this way. a pile of usd without at least seven or eight decimally-significant zeros trailing after it, would make absolutely no difference to how i live.
15:47 asciilifeform apologies if i've given someone, somewhere, the strange notion that i'm interested in parting with my microscopic collection of btc.
15:50 asciilifeform it's of more use to me as a scientific toy than as a few new tires for car or a dozen spare disks.
15:50 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/11/dickson-county-tennessee-sheriff-hit-with-ransomware-pays/
15:50 assbot Dickson County Tennessee Sheriff Hit with Ransomware, Pays | Qntra.net
15:51 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: missing link in there?
15:51 rithm yeah i was gonna say where is the citation
15:51 rithm you guys _do_ cite your sources
15:52 BingoBoingo fixed
15:52 BingoBoingo citation is now there.
15:53 asciilifeform run moar winblows.
15:53 asciilifeform gotta love these idiots. when'll somebody edit, rather than simply wiping, the case files ?
15:54 notary [trust-update] added: bagels7
15:54 rithm i shared that with my team
15:55 rithm documented sources where the FBI actually makes the recommendation to pay the ransom is useful to me
15:55 BingoBoingo I imagine eventually the ransomware people will start browsing what they've seized
15:55 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: traditionally 'ransomware' doesn't exfiltrate
15:56 asciilifeform just pubkey-crypts
15:56 TomServo It's extracted? I thought it was just locked inplace.
15:56 rithm well it's my understanding the data is not exfiltrated
15:56 rithm not immediately although that could be a later payload
15:56 asciilifeform virtually nobody dredges through a chumpnet's entire accessible data set, on account of this being very much like actual work.
15:56 rithm the only data exfiltrated to my knowledge is the decryption key and an identifier for the machine
15:56 BingoBoingo Well yes, normally seems to stay on victim's computer, but if they can lock the files, they can include other shitware
15:57 rithm but it's be trivial to exfiltrate compressed text, sure
15:57 asciilifeform rithm: most of it is probably msword
15:57 rithm it only hits plain text
15:57 rithm so like a .sql db is plaintext unless encrypted
15:58 rithm it hits plain text viewable docs, even weird proprietary ones
15:58 rithm proprietary .idx files and stuff. always plaintext though
15:58 asciilifeform speaking of the general case here.
15:58 asciilifeform 'civilians' often seriously misunderstand the motivation behind botnetsmanship.
15:59 rithm i had an engineer reinstall windows on a cryptowall pc this week and return it to the client
15:59 asciilifeform the objective, virtually always, is to make some fast money
15:59 asciilifeform with minimal effort
15:59 rithm we never tested the docs, the client brought it to us and tried to hide or cleasn it up
15:59 rithm we returned it "fixed" never check ed the client's docs
16:00 rithm i think i've dealt with 5 of those this week
16:00 asciilifeform crapware written for intelligence-gathering purposes ( BingoBoingo's picture above ) rarely takes the shape of a 'botnet', usually there is some effort to target a narrow set of chumpers.
16:00 joecool poweliks is a really interesting infection that often pulls in the cyperlocker ransomware, that hit the wild a couple months ago
16:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38600 @ 0.00044251 = 17.0809 BTC [-]
16:01 rithm it's cryptowall now and from what i can tell it's infected sites like mom & pop's ruinning old WP/drupal/some CMS
16:01 rithm the story i hear is Nancy was checking vendor's site and the next thing she knows bam cryptowall
16:02 rithm remote code execution is code execution is execution
16:02 rithm the problem is cryptolocker runs entirely in the user context
16:02 rithm so anything the user has access to, specifically filesystem permissions
16:02 rithm they can modify
16:03 rithm so the payload is a real basic thing, modifying files. i hate it
16:05 joecool rithm: ever play with TDL4?
16:05 rithm i don't see a lot of those infections
16:06 rithm used to see a good bit tdss
16:06 rithm etc
16:06 rithm i myself have not deployed my own nefarious variant of that either, no
16:06 joecool it's been a long time for me, but that was the most sophisticated and difficult infection i've seen, XP was hit really easy with it
16:07 rithm in general i have run subscription based-packet filtering firewalls to stop things
16:07 rithm because users are stupid
16:07 joecool poweliks is much more simple, usually creates a binary in registry hides it with a null character and puts it in with something that gets called up a lot (like thumbnail cache)
16:08 rithm poweliks I'm not familiar with
16:08 joecool it's new
16:08 joecool past 2 months or so it's been in the wild
16:08 rithm i review a lot of the desktop stuff, not actually interface with it on the frontlines
16:08 rithm so i need to study
16:08 joecool i got called in to look at an infection that no tool but combofix would pick up, combofix itself would not successfully remove it
16:08 rithm oic there's now PE or even a filesystem object
16:09 asciilifeform crapware artists, generally, aren't focused on 'maximally pwning' a chump in the abstract sense, but in extracting whatever it is that he is worth - e.g., cc #s
16:09 rithm *no PE
16:09 asciilifeform if userland turd suffices for this, then so be it, they use one
16:10 joecool asciilifeform: poweliks by default runs a keylogger and is pretty candid about storing the output in plaintext in a tmp file
16:11 joecool it's simple but effective tool to pull in all sorts of junk, the case i was called in to look at was actually a POS system :-\
16:11 rithm i can see how something like this plus a ram scraper would be effective
16:11 rithm on POS
16:21 BingoBoingo http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/11/13/199242/no-you-cant-seize-country-tlds-us-court-rules
16:21 assbot No, You Can't Seize Country TLDs, US Court Rules - Slashdot
16:21 mircea_popescu flimsy as fyck pretext
16:22 mircea_popescu they should have found that tlds are of the nature of national sovereignty and that cannot be impinged upon by an us court.
16:22 asciilifeform usa recognizes only own sovereignty.
16:23 mircea_popescu the very definition of a terrorist organisation.
16:23 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-11-2014#914983
16:23 assbot Logged on 08-11-2014 18:24:33; mircea_popescu: "those people's laws aren't really laws, our laws are really laws".
16:23 mircea_popescu if that's the case, the us can not be part of the un.
16:24 mircea_popescu as unintuitive as this may seem, these two are actually different.
16:24 asciilifeform http://media.boreme.com/post_media/2005/kermit-visits-doctor.jpg
16:24 mircea_popescu it's roughly the difference between me not recognising X's thinking as valid and me not recognising X's property as his.
16:24 mircea_popescu lol
16:27 mircea_popescu assbot: Cloud&Heat is putting servers in homes and offices and the heat from them is free. << o look, one step closer to the bitcoin miner heating tile element.
16:27 BingoBoingo https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20131118/01542825271/fbi-stops-responding-to-most-prolific-foia-filer-because-he-might-actually-learn-something.shtml?utm_content=buffer6164d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
16:27 assbot FBI Stops Responding To The Most Prolific FOIA Filer, Because He Might Actually Learn Something | Techdirt
16:28 asciilifeform next thing you know, they start asking 'proof of work'.
16:28 asciilifeform foiacoin.
16:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: i wouldn't. << heh. exactly.
16:30 cazalla wru scoopbot http://qntra.net/2014/11/bank-of-canada-bitcoin-poses-no-risk-but-well-watch-it-closely-anyway/
16:30 assbot Bank of Canada: Bitcoin Poses No Risk But We'll Watch It Closely Anyway | Qntra.net
16:31 mircea_popescu http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/11/foia-ryan-shapiro-fbi-files-lawsuit << pretty lulzy
16:31 assbot Meet the Punk Rocker Who Can Liberate Your FBI File | Mother Jones
16:32 mircea_popescu The FBI claims that it cannot discuss the case in open court "without damaging the very national security law enforcement interests it is seeking to protect." Instead, it has filed a secret declaration outlining its case. "This is an especially circular and Kafkaesque line of argument," Shapiro counters. "The FBI considers it a national security threat to make public its reasoning for considering it a national security
16:32 mircea_popescu threat to use federal law to request information about the FBI's deeply problematic understanding of national security threats."
16:35 mircea_popescu shot the guy an email, curious what comes of this.
16:38 mircea_popescu thestringpuller: its a pretty neat feature for say senior to give jr. allotments of capital at guarenteed future date << there are better solutions to this problem.
16:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: at this point, the enemy is enemy not simply because of what he does or may do, but because of what he has done and what he is. <<< well, at the previous point the enemy was not an enemy at all, just a bunch of derps. it's ony recently that trilema went from "power rangers" to "gavin has turned", and for a while there prior to the 2013 debacle he was not even being treated in concordance with the idiocy
16:39 mircea_popescu he, in retrospect, universally displays.
16:40 asciilifeform enemy is built out of useful idiots, in the same way that a tree is made of atmospheric co2 and soil nutrients
16:40 mircea_popescu the naivity of contemporaneity, as it's called. hitler also seemed pretty reasonable to plenty of people as far up as perhaps 1940, but that's not preventing a current understanding of the guy to see him as pretty fucking broken as early as 1930
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16:41 mircea_popescu kafka is actually famous for exactly the ability to render this real situation in works of fiction. as you read through the castle or whatever, at some point you realise this is all pretty nutty, but if you look back to spot when the nuttiness started...well... it didn't seem so at the time.
16:42 asciilifeform this goes straight back to galbraith's original discussion where he coined 'the bezzle.'
16:42 jurov ;;later tell Adlai your msg finally went throught. it choked on not mime structure intricacies
16:42 gribble The operation succeeded.
16:42 asciilifeform a bezzle is there, whether or not the 'wave function collapsed yet'.
16:43 mircea_popescu for a zoologiocal metaphor, the man once bit by a scorpion will readily recognise the "scorpion biting" as an activity that to the naive may well look rather cute.
16:43 mircea_popescu and certainly not threatening.
16:43 mircea_popescu i mean... look at it's tail lol. what's it going to do with that improbable appendage ? how ridoinculous etc.
16:43 mircea_popescu yeah, sure. give it a minute.
16:44 mircea_popescu !up m4rCsi
16:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: hence, they add up to an act of sabotage. what probably amounts to a hard fork that 'no one' noticed. << i dun think so, fwiw
16:48 asciilifeform i'm still waiting to be proven mistaken on this one.
16:50 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: there is precisely one enemy. but with many tentacles. <<< one you see now. once china's idiotic mr Xi shows up you'll be of a differing opinion. that fuckwit came up with a "war on corruption" that includes the theory that conjugal infidelity is both a sign and a symptom of graft. this is what they do over there now, prosecute cocksuckers & sluts.
16:50 mircea_popescu he's definitely just as much an enemy as the wily putin, who clearly understands what bitcoin is all about, and is fighting it more efficiently than the us.
16:50 mircea_popescu so, no. not the same. tentacles tho, i guess.
16:51 asciilifeform same from the perspective that french rev. saw 'kings' as a thing.
16:51 mircea_popescu i guess.
16:51 asciilifeform even though it was rather clear that there were many kings.
16:51 mircea_popescu in any case, the plurality is beneficial. serenissima foreign policy is to continue helping along the numerous and growing breeches among the three
16:52 mircea_popescu just like the original did, among the french germans and latins.
16:53 mircea_popescu ironically, they today as they back then were "the enemy" strictly because they do not wish to understand or submit to trade, and instead seek to insulate against it. as if.
16:56 asciilifeform the philosophical 'win' from setting 'bozo bit' on gavin et. al. and seeing the shitgang as 'enemy' is tangible.
16:56 mircea_popescu i guess so.
16:56 mircea_popescu !up saifedean
16:56 asciilifeform now all of their works are 'guilty until proven innocent' and this is actually a useful heuristic that saves valuable brain cycles when ferreting out the actual logic behind their actions (when there is a logic.)
16:56 saifedean good evening everyone
16:57 mircea_popescu isn't it like midnight where you live ?
16:57 mats_cd03 mircea_popescu: who are the three this time?
16:57 mircea_popescu !up reredacted
16:57 mircea_popescu mats_cd03 two lines up ?!
16:58 saifedean so the arab bitcoin space is growing up so fast... we are getting our own scamcoin
16:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: picture a zoologist encountering an alien equivalent of the scorpion for the first time. what will his most important, though scientifically 'fuzziest' observations be? that the animal is - venomous.
16:58 mircea_popescu ayup.
16:58 saifedean this guy i know who works on atm's is launching his own cryptocurrency! And it's backed by real assets! REAL
16:58 mircea_popescu saifedean more of that huh.
16:58 saifedean http://www.ucicoin.com/faq
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16:58 saifedean https://finance.yahoo.com/news/universal-crowd-funding-investments-l-225646854.html
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16:59 mircea_popescu how do you say neobee in lebanese
16:59 saifedean UCICOIN, i guess
17:00 mircea_popescu saifedean so do your countrymen a favour, write a local language lenghty piece on exactly how neobee worked, what it was etc.
17:04 chetty !up saifedean
17:05 saifedean i'm not too bothered, i don't think he'll muster more than $100 in "investment"
17:05 mircea_popescu mrjr: multisig is useful to protect access to privkey, by splitting the power of moving funds to 2+ entities. we pre-sign transactions, nlocked in time, and discard the private key. <<< and i know that you do because... you say so ?
17:05 mircea_popescu saifedean that's not the point tho.
17:06 saifedean he keeps trying to recruit me to work with him, and i keep trying my best to bluntly explain to him that his whole thing is going to a giant fat zero, and that the best outcome possible for him is to lose only all his money
17:06 mircea_popescu mrjr: there's edge cases with malleability etc, but the benefits are that bitcoin operations can have their coins kept in a tx form, not as the information of the privkey << this is so braindamaged i can'teven be bothered.
17:07 mircea_popescu motherfucker someone made a clear "here's the water, here's the flour" thing so it's simple and obvious, all sorts of derps come up with all sorts of "improvements" consisting of various doughs. "it stores better as canned frozen dough with our magical chemicals than as simple flour! and you can make things!"
17:07 mircea_popescu this "innovation" is the fucking thing bitcoin was made to kill.
17:09 mircea_popescu mrjr: thestringpuller: i'll work on getting my creds in order :) meni rosenfeld is one of our investors, and our cto Shaul Kfir was a reviewer for the sidechain paper. <<< myewah, the surprises keep right on coming
17:09 mircea_popescu don't bother with the wot, i'll neg you anyway.
17:10 mircea_popescu fucking ignorant derps. "here's a shitpie i made. my investors are ken lay and i'll be making a whipetatter"
17:12 chetty <mircea_popescu> this "innovation" is the fucking thing bitcoin was made to kill.//so they make a lot of messes, thats how kiddies learn and once in a while something useful actually gets invented
17:12 mircea_popescu fuck him. he has a known fraud as an "investor" ? he's fucked.
17:12 mircea_popescu that's what due dilligence fucking means.
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17:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: mircea_popescu ^^^^^ < at this level it is difficult to distinguish simple idiocy riding on featuritis (because nobodies wish to get a place in the sun, and absent actual skils what better avenue trhan the pretense of adding value ?) and actual malice as oyu describe.
17:17 mircea_popescu in any case, nlocktime is ulterior on the flow of entalpy to that kafkian point where shit went weird, identified retrospectively.
17:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: jurov: except that i can't use paper usd for anything << do what the soon-to-be-"protected" folk do, use a rechargeable prepaid card lol
17:19 BingoBoingo The good reloadable prepaid cards even allow you to write "checks"
17:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: let's put it this way. a pile of usd without at least seven or eight decimally-significant zeros trailing after it, would make absolutely no difference to how i live. <<< this is like... the definition of poverty!
17:20 mircea_popescu so basically, until he marries kim kardashian, stan will be pretty much going on with whatever it is he's doing today.
17:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: gotta love these idiots. when'll somebody edit, rather than simply wiping, the case files ? << the one time you'll never hear about it, because how would you.
17:24 mircea_popescu joecool: poweliks is a really interesting infection that often pulls in the cyperlocker ransomware, that hit the wild a couple months ago << look at that, someone took the trouble to make a trojan that works on all windowses to date ?
17:24 mircea_popescu "Windows 2000, Windows 7, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows Server 2003, Windows Server 2008, Windows Vista, Windows XP", we should probably hire this man.
17:25 mircea_popescu rithm: it's cryptowall now and from what i can tell it's infected sites like mom & pop's ruinning old WP/drupal/some CMS <<< yeah, stuff the shitheads in question don't maintain, then i have to answer biweekly questions of "is qntra down". off with their heads i say!
17:30 jurov str = 'line1\nline2 \\\n'
17:30 jurov fp = open('out.txt', 'w')
17:30 jurov fp.write(str)
17:30 jurov fp.close()
17:30 jurov guess what python does with this?
17:30 jurov EATS THE TRAILING NEWLINE
17:31 jurov SOMEONE PLS KILL ME
17:32 jurov why must this always happen to me?
17:32 mircea_popescu lol poor j
17:33 Azelphur jurov: http://pastebin.com/z2BSyU1V nope
17:33 assbot azelphur@darth-vader:~$ cat test.py str = 'line1\nline2 \\\n' fp = open('out.t - Pastebin.com
17:33 mircea_popescu the plot, it thickens ?
17:34 jurov Azelphur: hexdump out.txt?
17:34 jurov here: 0000000 696c 656e 0a31 696c 656e 2032 0a5c
17:34 mircea_popescu if this results in a patch to the kernel of w/e jurov's server is using...
17:34 Azelphur 0000000 696c 656e 0a31 696c 656e 2032 0a5c
17:34 Azelphur 000000e
17:35 Azelphur jurov: nope xD
17:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: use a rechargeable prepaid card << the day of 'thumbprint please sir' or at least 'show id' is not far.
17:36 asciilifeform case files ... the one time you'll never hear about it << once it becomes a plausible thing to claim for a side in a case -> phase transition.
17:36 xanthyos i don't understand free markets
17:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the definition of poverty! << say moar
17:37 jurov Azelphur: it exchanged the \ and \n
17:37 jurov or my brain misfired
17:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the argument i was trying to make is that, when grunting on a prison asteroid, a liter of rocket fuel makes very little difference. only L liters - sufficient for liftoff - will.
17:37 * Azelphur shrugs
17:37 Azelphur jurov: I wonder if it's a Windows line ending thing.
17:38 jurov it's leeeeeenux here !!!1
17:38 Azelphur that's just weird then
17:38 asciilifeform jurov: in my very informal experiments, all extant browsers - without exception - mutilate line endings. so no point in 'paste box' apparatus, unless operated via something like mpex script.
17:38 asciilifeform jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2014#901052
17:38 assbot Logged on 29-10-2014 01:36:19; asciilifeform: because plain ascii is like naked people
17:39 jurov fp = open('out.txt', 'wb') did not help
17:39 jurov but i am not putting the code in browser
17:39 jurov oh you mean the paste box
17:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: someone took the trouble to make a trojan that works on all windowses to date ? << this is very easy given a purely-userland turd.
17:40 asciilifeform (which the turd in question was. in fact, quite likely it is even mostly posix-compliant.)
17:40 jurov this looks like a trojan in python..using \\\n to trigger
17:41 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: the definition of poverty! << say moar <<< sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.
17:42 mircea_popescu o look! there's a parade down my street
17:42 mircea_popescu only the 5th this month.
17:43 jurov damn hexdump switched the endianness, file is actually correct
17:44 mircea_popescu <jurov> here: 0000000 696c 656e 0a31 696c 656e 2032 0a5c << seems correct endian ?
17:44 jurov do hexdump -C
17:45 jurov then it ends in 5c 0a as it should
17:46 jurov but when you open out.txt in less or vim it pretends there is no newline in the end
17:47 mircea_popescu 00000000 6c 69 6e 65 31 5c 6e 6c 69 6e 65 32 20 0a
17:47 mircea_popescu o.o
17:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00045279 = 5.2524 BTC [-] {3}
17:48 jurov there are total 4 backslashes in 'line1\nline2 \\\n' , maybe irc ate them?
17:48 mircea_popescu but anyway.
17:50 mircea_popescu !up JuliaTourianski
17:50 mircea_popescu how's biz ?
17:53 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: neh, i actually was hoping to hear moar.
17:53 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but i can't dispute the poverty bit.
17:53 * asciilifeform ragged dervish.
17:53 mircea_popescu you gotta understand for most people $100 in disposable income would actually make a significant difference.
17:53 asciilifeform gotta be shitting me
17:53 mircea_popescu this is definitely most of africa, but i suspect most of the us by now, too.
17:54 asciilifeform aha africa.
17:54 mircea_popescu i am not shitting you.
17:54 mircea_popescu i have yet to meet a female argentinian that's both a) fuckable and b) owner in her own right of $100 worth of monthly income free and clear of any burden.
17:54 asciilifeform where i live, that buys slightly less than two full 'standard' tanks of petrol.
17:54 mircea_popescu indeed.
17:54 asciilifeform that is, a week of my commute, not counting toll gates or machine wear.
17:54 mircea_popescu it buys even less than a lolipop on a comet, so what of it ?
17:54 mircea_popescu don't try to live on comets.
17:54 asciilifeform l0l.
17:56 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: In this part of USia, $100 could buy 2 tanks with $20 left over
17:56 mircea_popescu in romania it's just about ONE tank.
17:56 mircea_popescu little over i guess.
17:56 * asciilifeform picked a uniquely bad example, and realized
17:57 mircea_popescu blowjobs better example.
17:57 mircea_popescu $15 going rate here.
17:58 mircea_popescu http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kimkgif.gif << next we're gonna learn kim came to the us on a hb1 visa.
17:59 * asciilifeform not an expert on the economics of this, but wonders how the cost relates to the 'unit cost' - that is, what it costs to house and feed a typical vendor.
17:59 JuliaTourianski so change direction from blowjobs, I wanted to ask your thought on this "freedom" we're all obsessed with. i like this critique: "To coerce a man is to deprive him of freedom - freedom from what? Almost every moralist in human history has praised freedom. Like happiness and goodness, like nature and reality, it is a term whose meaning is so porous that there is little interpretation that it seems able to resist"
18:00 JuliaTourianski the entire thing feels like a feel-good distraction from actual attainable action.
18:00 asciilifeform which 'thing' ?
18:00 JuliaTourianski the goal of freedom
18:00 asciilifeform !s freedom
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18:00 mircea_popescu JuliaTourianski let's take an oblique tack. forget coercing a man. what is coercing a woman ?
18:00 asciilifeform not much of obsession around here.
18:01 JuliaTourianski excatly. which is why i bother ask it here
18:01 mircea_popescu well so answer lol
18:01 JuliaTourianski don't be fecisious
18:02 * asciilifeform screams, runs away
18:02 mircea_popescu whadda ya mean ?
18:02 JuliaTourianski "The doctrine that maintains that what I cannot have I must teach myself not to desire, that a desire eliminated, or successfully resisted, is as good as a desire satisfied, is a sublime, but, it seems to me, unmistakable, form of the doctrine of sour grapes: what I cannot be sure of, I cannot truly want. This makes it clear why the definition of negative liberty as the ability to do what one wishes - which is, in e
18:03 JuliaTourianski will not do. If I find that I am able to do little or nothing of what I wish, I need only contract or extinguish my wishes, and I am made free. If the tyrant (or 'hidden persuader') manages to condition his subjects (or customers) into losing their original wishes and embracing ('internalising')
18:03 asciilifeform facetious?
18:03 JuliaTourianski the form of life he has invented for them, he will, on this definition, have succeeded in liberating them. He will, no doubt, have made them feel free - as Epictetus feels freer than his master (and the proverbial good man is said to feel happy on the rack). But what he has created is the very antithesis of political freedom
18:03 mircea_popescu mebbe use a pastebin next time.
18:04 JuliaTourianski meh i dunno. i'm trying to gage some thought that will surprise me maybe
18:04 JuliaTourianski high hopes for mircea
18:04 asciilifeform JuliaTourianski: try this on for size:
18:04 mircea_popescu well so far we're at the point where we try to find out what you mean by words.
18:04 asciilifeform !s sleep ad libitum
18:04 assbot 3 results for 'sleep ad libitum' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=sleep+ad+libitum
18:04 JuliaTourianski ahaha
18:05 * BingoBoingo finds it more useful to consider freedom a conditional
18:05 JuliaTourianski alright I'll be super direct: is freedom possible? and if so, what is it?
18:06 mircea_popescu JuliaTourianski for "it" to "be" something you're making some presumptions. is the color pink possible ? if so, what is it ?
18:06 mircea_popescu if you define it as em with wavelength so and so, then yes.
18:06 mircea_popescu otherwise... depends, pls to explain what you mean.
18:06 JuliaTourianski actually i am not making presumptions at all. I am admitting to be color blind here
18:06 * BingoBoingo also thinks the F-word is too tainted by abuse to be useful on its own.
18:07 mircea_popescu JuliaTourianski lol you ever read how sussman was englightened ?
18:07 JuliaTourianski no
18:07 mircea_popescu In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
18:07 mircea_popescu "What are you doing?", asked Minsky.
18:07 mircea_popescu "I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-tac-toe", Sussman replied.
18:07 mircea_popescu "Why is the net wired randomly?", asked Minsky.
18:07 mircea_popescu "I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play", Sussman said.
18:07 mircea_popescu Minsky then shut his eyes.
18:07 mircea_popescu "Why do you close your eyes?" Sussman asked his teacher.
18:07 asciilifeform inevitably modern discussions of 'freedom' reveal themselves as having the purpose of convincing a chump that the entire concept, but specifically his wishes to not be a zoo animal, is delusional and he 'is bad and should feel bad'
18:07 mircea_popescu "So that the room will be empty."
18:07 mircea_popescu At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.
18:07 BingoBoingo http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/koans.html
18:07 assbot Some AI Koans
18:08 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo by exception from the general rule, i actually wanted this one in teh record.
18:08 asciilifeform this must be at least the 7th time sussman and his neural net pop up here.
18:08 BingoBoingo Sure, figured I'd like the source for the sake of the rest of the stories
18:08 mircea_popescu im a sucker for it, what can i say.
18:08 BingoBoingo !s sussman
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18:09 asciilifeform !s minsky
18:09 assbot 0 results for 'minsky' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=minsky
18:09 mircea_popescu !s minski
18:09 assbot 0 results for 'minski' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=minski
18:09 mircea_popescu a well.
18:09 asciilifeform eh.
18:09 JuliaTourianski asciilifeform now that's presumptuous...even though I agree
18:09 JuliaTourianski better questions
18:10 JuliaTourianski is the discussion of freedom even important or relevant anymore
18:10 mircea_popescu no discussion is either important or ever relevant if the discussers don't know what they mean by words.
18:10 asciilifeform very important and relevant - to the zookeper - he is quite interested in making sure that it stays as it traditionally tends to be, useless and irrelevant.
18:10 JuliaTourianski what do i need to clairfy for you mircea
18:11 mircea_popescu you can start with coercion.,
18:11 JuliaTourianski I quoted something, so I'd have to ask mr. berlin what he means
18:12 mircea_popescu well yes, i guess you should. much like we can't use unsigned patches for any reason, you can't use undefined jumbles for any thinking.
18:12 mircea_popescu generally writers do readers the courtesy of defining stuff tho.
18:12 JuliaTourianski i think he means interference from governing bodies
18:13 asciilifeform then goes the other question, is 'king hunger' a governing body?
18:13 JuliaTourianski "One is that all coercion is, in so far as it frustrates human desires, bad as such, although it may have to be applied to prevent other, greater evils; while non-interference, which is the opposite of coercion, is good as such, although it is not the only good."
18:13 mircea_popescu so how would education work in this paradigm ?
18:13 JuliaTourianski +asciilifeform yeah, i've been thinking about that.
18:13 asciilifeform http://work-way.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/59532394.jpg
18:13 asciilifeform ^ 'king hunger'
18:13 mircea_popescu because that happens to be both the source and the point of coercion in practice.
18:13 asciilifeform see also king gravity, king thermodynamics, etc.
18:14 asciilifeform (king hunger is actually just an affiliate duke under king thermo)
18:14 JuliaTourianski Dostoyevsky said: "boots are superior to Pushkin" so what is freedom? freedom to starve of freeze in the cold? or freedom to be warm and fed under rule
18:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's come full circle, by now the unruly stupid children of yesteryear are forming pseudophylosophyc systems to justify their sillyness.
18:14 JuliaTourianski and*
18:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'В мире есть царь: этот царь беспощаден, Голод названье ему.' ( http://www.stihi-rus.ru/1/Nekrasov/30.htm )
18:16 JuliaTourianski both positive and negative liberty is used very well by every side of power
18:16 mircea_popescu JuliaTourianski let's look through all this by using a model of yourself as a little girl.
18:16 mircea_popescu you are a little girl growing up in the house of your parents, which is all nice and good.
18:16 JuliaTourianski pleasant thoughts from you as always
18:17 mircea_popescu you get to be 16. at this point you figure - miuch like that chick in wuthering heights or whichever had the 7 sisters - you have about as much need of fucking as you have of someone sticking his finger up your nose.
18:17 mircea_popescu this notwithstanding, a strange man comes, takes you away, puts you in a new place and makes you pregnant.
18:17 mircea_popescu this is obviously coercitive, on the part of said man.
18:18 mircea_popescu nevertheless, you get over it, and the wound heals like any wound, and now you have children, which of course you love, being so wired to do.
18:18 mircea_popescu but now they are 16, and a man comes and takes them to war, where they get shot and die.
18:18 mircea_popescu this, obviously, also coercitive.
18:19 mircea_popescu the alternative being, of course, that you could be an old maid, in which case the same children would be... just as equally dead.
18:19 mircea_popescu or else, that you'd have unbearable brats the sort that grow up to be isaiah berlin and fill the world with the idiocy of their parareasonings as to why nobody ever needs to grow the fuck up already.
18:20 mircea_popescu then the whole ecosystem collapses under their weight ; rocks fall, everyone dies ; the mongols come to rape the lot.
18:20 mircea_popescu coercion, wtf do you mean coercion ? you're sitting on a chair right now, your but's coerced.
18:20 JuliaTourianski hahah
18:20 JuliaTourianski i think him and you agree on more than you think
18:21 mircea_popescu of course we do.
18:21 JuliaTourianski "If I save myself from an adversary by retreating indoors and locking every entrance and exit, I may remain freer than if I had been captured by him, but am I freer than if I had defeated or captured him? If I go too far, contract myself into too small a space, I shall suffocate and die. The logical culmination of the process of destroying everything through which I can possibly be wounded is suicide. While I exist
18:21 mircea_popescu !up berndj
18:21 JuliaTourianski I can never be wholly secure. Total liberation in this sense (as Schopenhauer correctly perceived) is conferred only by death.28
18:22 berndj JuliaTourianski, do you know the book _48 laws of power_? your "sour grapes" comment reminded me, there's rule 36: Disdain things you cannot have: ignoring them is the best revenge
18:23 JuliaTourianski berndj i have lately...been a master of this.
18:23 JuliaTourianski i do know the book but i have yet to tread it
18:23 JuliaTourianski read*
18:23 undata I'm skeptical anyone who ever read a book called "48 Laws of Power" ever had any
18:23 JuliaTourianski worth it?
18:23 berndj totally!
18:24 undata or if they did, it must've been the only thing on the toilet
18:24 berndj lol undata many of its pages were indeed read on the toilet
18:24 JuliaTourianski the who question on non-agression is interesting too
18:25 JuliaTourianski i said it was flawed in a mailing list and i got some very insulted ancaps on my case
18:25 mircea_popescu !up Mobuis
18:25 Mobuis Thank you.
18:26 JuliaTourianski Woman and man at a bar. They may or may not be flirting...each may interpret their interaction differently. Man grabs woman's ass. Woman punches man in face. Has there been a violation of the non-aggression principle? What if the woman liked it or wanted it, but felt embarrassed of her urges due to the public setting and retaliated in a way she felt redeemable. Or maybe she was abused as a child and the act de
18:26 JuliaTourianski We can't know. So who aggressed against who? Should the man have asked to grab her ass first...well, that would contradict the entire concept of the mutual thrill of ass grabbing.
18:26 mircea_popescu o wait, english speakers actually know that exists ?
18:26 mircea_popescu jesus it must suck.
18:32 danielpbarron try asking an "ancap" if you have the right to beat your own kids/wives/slaves on your own property
18:33 mircea_popescu what's the location got to do with it !?
18:34 jurov http://bugs.python.org/issue7143 at last!
18:34 assbot Issue 7143: get_payload(decode=True) eats last newline in base64 encoded payload - Python tracker
18:34 JuliaTourianski mircea_popescu did you run a porn site
18:35 berndj mircea_popescu, presumably on a road, the owner of the road might require you to sign a contract that forbids beating your kids
18:35 mircea_popescu jurov ahahaha o god help us. that is like a canonical example of evil.
18:35 mircea_popescu JuliaTourianski dja mea nthe 4chan clone ?
18:36 mircea_popescu berndj can he now ?
18:36 berndj can who now what?
18:37 mircea_popescu can some dude owning a road require me anything.
18:39 JuliaTourianski danielpbarron most would sa no because NAP
18:39 mircea_popescu ;;ud nap
18:39 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nap | nap. 3 hours of sleep or less. Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm. by GheTTo January 08, ... My roommate just left for class, so I think I'm going to take a nap.
18:39 JuliaTourianski mircea_popescu so did u
18:39 mircea_popescu so what's this nap ?
18:40 RagnarDanneskjol she asks about pron likely b/c forum muppets derping about your random erotic art posts on 'lema
18:40 JuliaTourianski what kind of porn was it
18:40 BingoBoingo Oh no, RagnarDanneskjol MP once ran a chan site. Full of people posting n00dz
18:41 JuliaTourianski i may break my abstinence tonight if this website still exists
18:41 RagnarDanneskjol ah
18:41 BingoBoingo Site was polimedia.us/dtng
18:42 undata mircea_popescu: a religious notion that anarchists suppose would bring about peace on earth and good will towards men
18:42 undata the non-aggression principle
18:42 mircea_popescu oh, that.
18:42 mircea_popescu eh, bs.
18:42 mircea_popescu what, the "i have no balls" tag was taken ?
18:42 BingoBoingo Yeah, the *archists would reintroduce aggression
18:43 BingoBoingo There's always going to be a *archy
18:43 undata BingoBoingo: but... read this blog post about how mean it is
18:44 mircea_popescu JuliaTourianski which webiste ? dtng was basically... a chan. you know, random people posting whatever.
18:44 mircea_popescu if i recall there was a lengthy thread of naked women in star wars paraphenalia
18:44 mircea_popescu weird shit like that.
18:44 BingoBoingo undata: Of course *archy is mean. Just avoid the robokleptarchy
18:45 JuliaTourianski dissapointing
18:50 undata http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mp6C4g23uYo/hqdefault.jpg
18:50 undata LOOOL
18:50 RagnarDanneskjol did we just miss a golden opportunity to have miss T. break this abstinence streak?
18:50 undata https://www.google.com/search?q=julia+tourianski
18:50 assbot julia tourianski - Google Search
18:52 * BingoBoingo wonders what shitgnome introduced "non-aggression" into ananrchy. With the persistence of the *archy it would seem that aggression would be necessary in one's own defense.
18:55 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i;ll tell you how that went. dudes for some reason perceive the need to "sell" it, and since it's obvious that you can't sell something to someone that the someone;d perceive as a "worse" alternative, then necessarily it must be made so that anarchy is not more painful to the average derp than you know, the 1980s in the us.
18:56 mircea_popescu notwithstanding that the only possible point to even having anarchy in the first place is to render the sorts of idiots that'd fall for it.
18:57 undata "Those guys over there are organizing! Someone should stop them! But how?"
18:57 BingoBoingo To think that 100 years ago anarchist aggression started a conflict among the euroarchists
18:57 mircea_popescu twice.
18:58 mircea_popescu before being coopted by the socialists, the russian revolution was pure anarchism.
18:58 mircea_popescu for that matter, the us was quite a different beast before being coopted by the socialists to.
18:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: mahno's or more generally?
18:58 mircea_popescu it's funny, this particular bromilliad, sometimes catches root on a tree, then proceds to derp all about how you know, the purpose of the tree is it!
18:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform more generally.
18:59 mircea_popescu even stalin was (and roughly stayed) an anarchist.
19:00 mircea_popescu the purpose of trees, to hear the bromeliaceae tell it, is to one day support one! and in fact all life on earth evolves towards that peak of creation, a parasite plant of little notice.
19:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41650 @ 0.00044509 = 18.538 BTC [-] {2}
19:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform merely consider the fact that the politbureau did not customarily seek to include the general opinion of the populace. not exactly socialism, this, is it ?
19:06 mircea_popescu the chinese pretend themselves communists, but really... the us is more advanced on the socialist path than they are.
19:06 asciilifeform usa just solved the 'problem' of popular opinion in a rather different way.
19:06 joecool distraction?
19:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform but at least the usian populace gets to pick which butt to be pictured bare.
19:07 mircea_popescu the soviets had no equivalent input in the workings of pravda.
19:07 asciilifeform really? i don't recall being asked - which butt.
19:07 mircea_popescu you personally ? well no, that's not teh socialist way.
19:07 mircea_popescu there's metrics, yo.
19:07 asciilifeform aha.
19:08 chetty but those are all made up
19:08 mircea_popescu this entire sign things stuff we do is exactly antisocialist.
19:08 asciilifeform in usa, they not only had better steel and semiconductors, back in the day, they also had better chumpatronics.
19:08 asciilifeform which was the undoing.
19:09 asciilifeform see also limonov's discussion re: 'hard' vs 'soft' totalitarianisms
19:09 joecool <mircea_popescu> even stalin was (and roughly stayed) an anarchist. < would you expound on this a bit? I have never seen that viewpoint expressed
19:09 asciilifeform 'hard' is when you end up needing to physically restrain people, actually shoot dissenters, etc.
19:09 mircea_popescu joecool well, consider his early life. guy robbed banks and generally lived as an outlaw.
19:09 asciilifeform 'soft' - when the entire concept of meaningful resistance becomes a hard problem
19:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00044868 = 7.1789 BTC [+]
19:10 mircea_popescu joecool on what grounds would you identify pre-1930 stalin as a socialist ?
19:10 joecool mircea_popescu: ah so personally he ran his life as such is what you mean, not his government so much?
19:10 mircea_popescu wait a second. what part of the "you folks are like blind kittens" is socialist, iyo ?
19:11 mircea_popescu "i know better than you lot, you lot are stupid, not least of all for being a lot in the first place".
19:11 mircea_popescu does this sound a lot like socialism to you ?
19:11 joecool mircea_popescu: not thinking it was socialism, I just didn't consider it anarchism
19:11 mircea_popescu he ran his government exactly like you'd expect a lifetime anarchist war hero to run a government.
19:11 mircea_popescu broz tito did exactly the same thing.
19:11 asciilifeform where are the mythical 'actual socialists' - and what is even the point of looking for them.
19:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i linked a youtube of a pirvulescu attack on ceausescu.
19:12 undata not to derail, but I have to paste this here: http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/13/7213819/your-bowling-shirt-is-holding-back-progress
19:12 assbot I don't care if you landed a spacecraft on a comet, your shirt is sexist and ostracizing | The Verge
19:12 mircea_popescu that was exactly "career socialist vs anarchist that overtook the party" moment.
19:12 undata apparently that guy's shirt is why women don't "science"
19:13 mircea_popescu undata not sure why anyone cares what Chris Plante & Arielle Duhaime-Ross have to say on any topic.
19:13 mircea_popescu they're the reason nobody reads the verge.
19:13 undata mircea_popescu: representative of opinions you hear in Portland quite often
19:14 mircea_popescu except i don't. :)
19:14 undata ha, right.
19:14 mircea_popescu * at that moment, undata was enlightened * lol
19:15 mircea_popescu anyway, to be noted that the european space agency did it. the us relevancy, like the mass of the comet, withering away by the minute.
19:15 * mircea_popescu recalls the eu space agency early on, such a risible attempt.
19:15 mircea_popescu you know, back when the euro "didn't have a chance", and like the canadian dollar, traded under the usd.
19:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform here's one for ya : a google for McIlroy produces a solid pages of derpage about some random kid playing golf.
19:23 asciilifeform lol!
19:25 mircea_popescu i have a lot of sympathy for kids trying to piece together some shard of understanding out of isaiah berlin, rory mcilroy and ronald mcdonald.
19:25 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/345DS4X.txt )
19:25 BingoBoingo !b 3
19:25 BingoBoingo http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/11/beirut-cops-cant-tell-hipsters-from-jihadis.html
19:26 assbot Beirut Cops Can’t Tell Hipsters From Jihadis -- NYMag
19:27 mircea_popescu moreso than for their parents, trying to do the same out of marx, ziggler, carnegey and whatever other fitness trainers and pop-philosophers the almanacs would print.
19:29 mircea_popescu http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/unix-koans/unix-nature.html << not bad, incidentally.
19:29 gernika cazalla might this be related enough to bitcoin to cover?: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-declares-new-currency-will-be-circulated-in-its-bid-to-establish-caliphate-across-syria-and-iraq-9859752.html
19:29 assbot Isis declares new currency will be circulated in its bid to establish caliphate across Syria and Iraq - Middle East - World - The Independent
19:31 cazalla gernika, are you trying to get me arrested for promoting ISIS?
19:31 gernika No
19:31 asciilifeform nah, for promoting gold.
19:32 mircea_popescu lol that bad is it ?
19:32 cazalla mircea_popescu, they kicked down the door of one muslim family for having a plastic sword so yeah
19:32 mircea_popescu nuts
19:33 BingoBoingo Eh, I'll write an ISIS coin article then.
19:34 cazalla gernika, i can't say i'm that interested in promoting altcoins but thanks for the tip
19:36 gernika cazalla are gold and silver altcoins?
19:37 gernika Just seems to run contrary to the usgovmedia claim that ISIS is using bitcoin.
19:37 cazalla gernika, we have bitcoin so yeah, at least personally
19:38 mircea_popescu they've not actually made that claim, have they ?
19:38 mircea_popescu other than gossip
19:38 gernika mircea_popescu you're right - the claim is that it *could* be used by them I suppose.
19:39 cazalla some media claimed so but it was just an ISIS fansite requesting bitcoin donations to pay for hosting
19:39 mircea_popescu clearly terrorist internet funbux then.
19:39 asciilifeform they'd need to find a way to replace ecdsa with an equivalent of caesar's cipher first.
19:40 asciilifeform (who was it who had a piece on how supposed 'enemies of usa' are required, by the laws of god himself, to use idiotically childlike crypto? was it mircea_popescu ?)
19:41 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/the-danger-of-homebrew-crypto/ that ?
19:41 assbot The danger of homebrew crypto pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
19:41 asciilifeform aha.
19:49 jurov http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/patches.html finally something
19:50 asciilifeform 'signed by' ?
19:50 jurov there will be sigs from other people
19:50 asciilifeform i'd suggest showing original patch author's sig also
19:50 jurov also, it will be hyperlinked to messages in archive
19:50 jurov yes, that will be link from "submitted by"
19:50 mircea_popescu o hey nice!
19:50 asciilifeform (one could hypothetically have a patch 'submitted by' mr x but 'signed by' mr y
19:50 jurov the original singature
19:51 asciilifeform or does 'submitted by' always refer to original sig
19:51 jurov mhm ok
19:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that anything needs a 1st signature to even be sumitted is not abad design decision
19:51 mircea_popescu well yeah, obviously. right jurov ?
19:52 jurov yes, without 1st sig it won't appear there
19:53 jurov also, ascii as right pentester scattered multiple dots in the filename so it got shortened
19:53 asciilifeform lol!
19:54 jurov it's incredible how he happened to hit multiple bugs at once
19:54 mircea_popescu lmao
19:54 thestringpuller http://www.cnbc.com/id/102183717 << Hahaha
19:54 mircea_popescu maybe he knew what he was doing ?
19:55 mircea_popescu jurov incidentally, gimme the short version, how do i submit to this thing ?
19:55 asciilifeform jurov: i got yet another copy of 'patch' in email. i presume you are turning the knobs as we speak?
19:55 jurov http://ml.therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev "Submitting patches"
19:55 mircea_popescu ty
19:55 jurov can;'t get much shorter
19:56 asciilifeform !up ml.therealbitcoin.org
19:56 asciilifeform damn
19:56 asciilifeform ;;isup ml.therealbitcoin.org
19:56 gribble ml.therealbitcoin.org is down
19:56 mircea_popescu yeah did it just die ?
19:56 jurov therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev
19:56 jurov sry ml. is for internal use only
19:57 asciilifeform someone (who read it!) try signing my patch ?
19:57 asciilifeform see if displays.
19:57 mircea_popescu jurov specifically, is there any way for me to submit signature comments ?
19:58 jurov reply to the thread?
19:58 asciilifeform jurov: how would he (or anyone else) submit a detached sig meant to go with a particular patch ?
19:58 asciilifeform in such a way that it displays under 'signed by'
19:58 jurov by using the file name
19:58 mircea_popescu "Recommended process is to pipe the signed message text directly to mailx or similar client without ambitions." ahahaha gotta love jurov.
19:58 jurov like
19:58 asciilifeform jurov: wouldn't this result in duplicates ?
19:59 jurov wget http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/attachments/20141112/bitcoin-asciilifeform_a6ada6bb9cebb9540df1fda3465d942a4631d202.2-https_snipsnip.patch
19:59 mircea_popescu jurov but suppose i wish to say "reviewed X part ; Y part outside of my comprehension". can not be done ?
19:59 * asciilifeform does not ever want to read duplicates
19:59 jurov gpg -b bitcoin-asciilifeform_a6ada6bb9cebb9540df1fda3465d942a4631d202.2-https_snipsnip.patch
19:59 jurov it will make blablabla...hexporn.patch.sig
20:00 jurov send this file under this name as attachment
20:00 mircea_popescu so basically, the correct approach here would have been for ascii to make a patch for each individual diff ?
20:00 jurov it pairs the sig to the patch by name
20:00 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i have an idea here. if this actually plays out, you would say to me: 'i will not sign X. because i grok X.a but not X.b. please split into two, and i shall sign X.a, or go on to explain to me precisely how X.b works.'
20:00 jurov you mean individual hunks?
20:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform but what if you communicating with me is impractical ? because say, you're dead.
20:00 mircea_popescu jurov yes.
20:01 asciilifeform well, when i'm dead, someone else (e.g. you) can cut X into X.a and X.b
20:01 mircea_popescu well no, because then all the history is lost.
20:01 jurov mircea_popescu: if stan is dead you'll split it yourself and resend with your sigs
20:01 asciilifeform X.b will sit, as an orphan, inside a comment thread, until the fateful day that someone picks it up, and signs it, and convinces others to.
20:01 mircea_popescu and what of the 500 orher dead people that signed his ?
20:01 asciilifeform aha what jurov said
20:01 jurov i dunno how it can be cryptographically linked
20:02 asciilifeform eventually all signatures belong to the dead.
20:02 mircea_popescu right.
20:02 mircea_popescu so for this reason, all patches must be mononuclear ?
20:02 asciilifeform that was my original suggestion.
20:02 asciilifeform that a patch, a particular one, is a particular identifiable 'thing.'
20:02 mircea_popescu so what happened to the suggestion ?
20:03 asciilifeform e.g., 'here we burn gavin's broadcaster out with hot iron.'
20:03 asciilifeform 'here we remove https.'
20:03 jurov which suggestion?
20:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform his.
20:03 mircea_popescu oops. jurov asciilifeform's.
20:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39845 @ 0.00045202 = 18.0107 BTC [+] {2}
20:03 asciilifeform to be clear, my suggestion concerned how to write patches.
20:04 mircea_popescu anyway, even if they are all mononuclear, there's still semantic value to be had. suppose i wish to say "have read and understood this to do what it says ; have not tested it in fact".
20:04 mircea_popescu should this be verboten, and all or nothing commitment upon signer ?
20:04 asciilifeform this was actually a point i brought up when mircea_popescu said 'one day you shall earn bread by signing code' or something to that effect
20:04 jurov for thi there's the mailman archive
20:04 asciilifeform my question was, that day, 'sign under what'
20:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i know.
20:05 jurov otherwise i hve no idea how to put such semantic metainfo in the db
20:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you do appreciate the following point : up until and in any case unless one actually had to put his own signature, these matters never have been seriously considered by asnyone.
20:05 mircea_popescu so in that sense, great progress.
20:05 asciilifeform these matters were considered by engineers since hammurabi.
20:05 jurov maybe you want to rate the patch? lol
20:05 mircea_popescu jurov im not even sure it should be there.
20:05 jurov ;;rate -1 sketchy
20:05 gribble Error: 'sketchy' is not a valid integer.
20:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i mean specifically about patches to foss.
20:06 asciilifeform aha
20:06 mircea_popescu or for any other system where stuff can be changed / "contributed" by "nobody". but anyway, we digress.
20:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform do me the courtesy and resubmit as mono patches and then the new ones can win the longer sigchain race with the original one ?
20:07 asciilifeform mono patches?
20:07 mircea_popescu 1 change per patch.
20:07 asciilifeform 1 change as in, 1 line?
20:08 jurov well, the https one is pretty compact
20:08 mircea_popescu shit the hard questions you ask.
20:08 * asciilifeform is a little confused here
20:08 mircea_popescu i dunno ;/
20:08 jurov if it will be shorter, it could not compilke
20:08 mircea_popescu what should "one" mean in this fortran ?
20:08 asciilifeform when i originally suggested 'one change', it was a semantic thing
20:08 asciilifeform as in, 'and here we remove the nuclear detonator'
20:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform myeah.
20:08 asciilifeform rather than 'one line of code' (try reading the result!) or somesuch.
20:08 mircea_popescu jurov seems the site needs the extension of a "patch notes" clickable field ?
20:09 asciilifeform in that respect, all of the patches i (and the 2 other fellows) offered so far, are monolithic.
20:09 mircea_popescu and similarly, signatures get a "sig notes" following them, like signed by 01ABFFC7(n) 02ABFFC7(n) etc
20:09 jurov yes, it's in pipeline
20:10 mircea_popescu seems to me this'd resolve all outstanding problems.
20:10 asciilifeform so what will be the convention for submitting 'patch note with sig' ?
20:10 mircea_popescu as to the meaning ?
20:10 jurov put clearsigned note into email body
20:10 asciilifeform also i don't remember if i reminded anyone of this, but unix 'patch' utility is rather braindead.
20:10 jurov or first att
20:11 asciilifeform in that, for example, all of the patches submitted so far will break if one is removed from the chain.
20:11 jurov and detached sig as second att
20:11 asciilifeform (line number idiocy)
20:11 mircea_popescu jurov sample code for mailx in the help file would help a great deal.
20:11 mircea_popescu i know this from the mpex faq days.
20:12 jurov mircea_popescu: gpg --clearsign | mailx btc-dev@therealbitcoin.org
20:12 jurov this needs explicit mention?
20:12 mircea_popescu jurov this handles the attachment scheme you wish to use ?
20:12 jurov oh that, mailx does not handle attachments
20:12 asciilifeform jurov: this is not a working example
20:13 mircea_popescu well if mailx doesn'tdo attachments then why do you suggest people use it to mail you attachments lol.
20:13 thestringpuller ;;ticker
20:13 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 410.23, Best ask: 410.66, Bid-ask spread: 0.43000, Last trade: 410.2, 24 hour volume: 49225.83783296, 24 hour low: 381.55, 24 hour high: 453.92, 24 hour vwap: 419.932867651
20:13 jurov i suggested it for text.. but yes it's dumb
20:15 jurov apparently it actually does with uuencode..okay another todo
20:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72350 @ 0.00045058 = 32.5995 BTC [-] {2}
20:16 mircea_popescu anyway, i'd say this is progressing nicely.
20:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22574 @ 0.0004444 = 10.0319 BTC [-]
20:30 nubbins` i must not derp. derping is the mind-killer.
20:31 nubbins` derping is the little stupidity that leads to total insolvency
20:31 mircea_popescu lol if this cult thing catches on we can even have derpfessions. "have you derped my son ?"
20:31 nubbins` i will face my derp
20:31 nubbins` i will permit it to pass over me and through me
20:31 mircea_popescu there could be a new disease, the derpes...
20:31 asciilifeform http://static.oper.ru/data/site/obama.png
20:31 nubbins` HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:31 nubbins` derpes simplex
20:31 nubbins` my actual sides
20:32 mircea_popescu as in, "kissing Arielle Duhaime-Ross will give you herpes, but reading her inanity in the verge will give you derpes"
20:32 asciilifeform (from, naturally, rt: http://russian.rt.com/article/58508#ixzz3IUAu0a71 )
20:32 mircea_popescu asciilifeform wait, what ?!
20:32 BingoBoingo Watch our for the monkeys with Derpes B
20:32 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: misprint. they fired the monkey.
20:33 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo you mean derpes c++ ?
20:33 asciilifeform it was 'osama' originally.
20:33 mircea_popescu oic lol
20:33 nubbins` <jurov> EATS THE TRAILING NEWLINE <<< fwiw deeds eats the trailing \n
20:33 nubbins` srsly, won't verify with it
20:34 jurov nubbins` after the signature?
20:34 nubbins` yes
20:34 ben_vulpes wow did you assholes poop out 1600 lines today?
20:34 jurov interesting
20:34 nubbins` !s deed utils
20:34 assbot 6 results for 'deed utils' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=deed+utils
20:34 mircea_popescu ;;google wasn't me
20:34 gribble Shaggy - It Wasn't Me - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I>; It Wasn't Me - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Wasn't_Me>; It Wasn't Me Lyrics Shaggy - Genius: <http://rap.genius.com/Shaggy-it-wasnt-me-lyrics>
20:34 jurov ohai ben_vulpes
20:34 jurov we aren;'t done yet
20:35 ben_vulpes heyo jurov mailthing still ongoing saga?
20:35 nubbins` jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-11-2014#908001
20:35 assbot Logged on 03-11-2014 17:23:14; nubbins`: tool for predicting deed ID of clearsigned file: http://pastebin.com/Ls76h1kd
20:35 nubbins` line 11
20:35 jurov this ended up py base64 decoder bug... deeds don't do anything w/base64 i hope
20:36 mircea_popescu odd
20:36 nubbins` i grab the base64 deed via json when verifying
20:36 nubbins` but it's not necessary to b64 anything
20:36 jurov lol, so upgrade to py 2.7 then
20:36 ben_vulpes hah you guys got nubbins` programming?
20:37 nubbins` 5 years in the trenches, baby
20:37 ben_vulpes (again)?
20:37 nubbins` no. never again.
20:38 nubbins` but try as i may, some parts of my old brain just won't reformat
20:38 mircea_popescu coding is like buttsex, can be enjoyable if well paced.
20:38 nubbins` jurov fwiw some (most?) text editors append a \n at the end of text files
20:38 nubbins` i know pico does
20:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: also in the permanent deformations of the respective organs.
20:39 nubbins` heh
20:39 jurov nubbins`: but they usually show it (you can move to the new line)
20:39 mircea_popescu that's a myth.
20:39 jurov vim sees '\\\n' but doesn't show it
20:39 mircea_popescu i bet you you can't pikc out butt virgins in a line-up.
20:39 * asciilifeform can only speak for the programming
20:39 mircea_popescu not unless the actual women open up.
20:40 nubbins` jurov true. upon reopening the file it's there
20:40 nubbins` but...
20:40 nubbins` how does one save a text file that doesn't end in \n?
20:40 nubbins` not so easy
20:40 ben_vulpes so does the patchpusher work or not?
20:40 mircea_popescu prototype works, more stuff to be added.
20:40 nubbins` truthfully i wonder if deedbot shouldn't be stripping the trailing \n
20:40 mircea_popescu why ?
20:41 nubbins` ehh
20:41 nubbins` i don't know ;/
20:41 mircea_popescu lmao
20:41 mircea_popescu maybe darcs should strip the trailing \n then ?
20:41 nubbins` why in the fuck do text editors add it in the first place?
20:42 nubbins` mildly amusing that this is the most difficult part of all this stuff, in the meantime
20:43 mircea_popescu yup
20:43 undata nubbins`: some farty unix convention
20:43 undata http://stackoverflow.com/questions/729692/why-should-files-end-with-a-newline
20:43 assbot history - Why should files end with a newline? - Stack Overflow
20:43 nubbins` i assumed it was so if you spat the file out, the bash prompt would be on a new line
20:44 undata everyone in that thread is just saying that they're "supposed to"
20:44 mircea_popescu nubbins` im pretty sure that's what it is.
20:44 nubbins` well i can see what they mean
20:45 nubbins` you dirty a line, you provide a clean one to the next guy
20:45 asciilifeform !s postel's law
20:45 assbot 3 results for 'postel's law' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=postel%27s+law
20:45 nubbins` so maybe deedbot shouldn't be stripping the \n at eof
20:45 * asciilifeform not enamoured with postel's law
20:45 nubbins` punkman ^
20:47 nubbins` http://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/basedefs/V1_chap03.html#tag_03_206
20:47 assbot Definitions
20:49 mircea_popescu !up hank_
20:51 asciilifeform http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2826980/Winston-Churchill-s-bid-nuke-Russia-win-Cold-War-uncovered-secret-FBI-files.html << ideal example of 'crank bait' method. perfectly factual allegation, regarded as nearly hundred percent proven by ru historians for decades. 'smoking gun' finally out. what does lizard hitler do? orders it printed in 'daily mail.'
20:51 assbot Winston Churchill's 'bid to nuke Russia' to win Cold War uncovered | Daily Mail Online
20:53 asciilifeform 'what kind of fool would believe document from 'daily mail' ?'
20:53 mircea_popescu the romanian epxression is, "perfidul albion"
20:53 asciilifeform lol!
20:57 mircea_popescu anyway, nothing remarkable there. it's to be used like any other thing.
20:58 asciilifeform as a 'zoologist' of these, can't help but notice the extraordinarily-obvious specimen in the wild.
20:59 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/11/cryptocoinsnews-disable-your-adblocker/
20:59 assbot CryptoCoinsNews: Disable Your Adblocker! | Qntra.net
20:59 mircea_popescu lawl
21:00 mircea_popescu !s David Parker
21:00 assbot 1 results for 'David Parker' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=David+Parker
21:00 undata speaking of unremarkable news: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/nov/13/us-military-considers-troops-iraq-general
21:00 assbot US military considers sending combat troops to battle Isis forces in Iraq | US news | The Guardian
21:00 undata I guess Iraq is the ditch we want to die in
21:00 ben_vulpes yes
21:00 ben_vulpes double down
21:01 ben_vulpes more shellshock in the populace
21:01 ben_vulpes actually probably less cuz drones, n'est?
21:01 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/nov/13/eric-frein-terrorism-charges-pennsylvania-police-ambush
21:01 assbot Eric Frein to face terrorism charges over fatal Pennsylvania police ambush | US news | The Guardian
21:01 cazalla mircea_popescu, prolly a fake name, i've searched and searched and there is nothing on this guy
21:01 undata ben_vulpes: this us heading back in with marines
21:01 undata *is us
21:01 mircea_popescu cazalla yeah, it's a fake name.
21:02 mircea_popescu prolly the gaw dude himself.
21:02 mircea_popescu "Charge based on letter by Frein calling for revolution" << :D
21:02 undata ben_vulpes: the classic "just the tip" maneuver
21:03 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Seemed inevitable
21:11 mircea_popescu undata the funny part is, the us got so fucking raped in iraq it's hard to describe. now they want to go for round two ?
21:12 mircea_popescu it's impractical, 2000s us could borrow the 50trn they used. 2015s us can not.
21:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: remaining u.s. physical industry is 99% iraq-based (that is, hardware whose inventory must be churned in some iraq or other.)
21:13 asciilifeform so, gotta churn inventory.
21:13 mircea_popescu it's not inventory unless you can replace it.
21:13 mircea_popescu to make it perfectly clear : any sunk cruiser reduces the total count of cruisers the us will ever have by 1.
21:13 mircea_popescu every downed plane is downed for good.
21:13 asciilifeform those who order the churn, have no concept that there will not be replacement ordered.
21:14 mircea_popescu perpahs.
21:14 mircea_popescu anyway, if anyone has a direct interest in the welfare of the poor grunts involved, like loved ones or w/e :
21:14 BingoBoingo Oh look, its the S.MPOE market cap: https://twitter.com/ScottWuerz/status/533076669419245568
21:14 assbot So much for speculation about no more 10-yr deals. Heyman says MIA taking w/Stanton about a 12-yr, $300 mil deal. How will they afford it?
21:14 mircea_popescu the coming iraq campaign will be the first one the us soldiers will not have enough boots and shit. maybe best enlist for something else.
21:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28500 @ 0.00044459 = 12.6708 BTC [+] {3}
21:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not the first. i vaguely recall '1 flak jacket for 3 men' in the last one
21:15 asciilifeform mats_cd03 ^^ ?
21:15 undata mircea_popescu: they didn't even have enough armor, etc., last time
21:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform flak jackets != boots.
21:15 mircea_popescu yes, trhey were short materiel.
21:15 mircea_popescu this time they will be short toilet paper and toothpaste.
21:16 BingoBoingo I recall they were short on toilet paper and toothpaste last time. I recall solicitations for "care packages" consisting of basic necessities when I was at school.
21:16 asciilifeform saw this, yes
21:17 asciilifeform the one that always got me was the donation box for 'books'
21:17 asciilifeform yes, generic 'books.'
21:17 asciilifeform brought to mind the possibility that these were to be used in lieu of toilet paper.
21:17 mircea_popescu wouldn't that come with a "no bibles please" ?
21:17 asciilifeform they get those from usg.
21:17 BingoBoingo They really do
21:17 mircea_popescu as in, too smooth for use.
21:18 asciilifeform aha.
21:18 asciilifeform and printed on telephone book paper.
21:18 mircea_popescu should be funny to see when the first supposed army uniot goes native.
21:19 mircea_popescu happened to the late romans a whole heck of a lot more than they ever cared to admit
21:19 undata I can't rub two coherent thoughts together that make going back to Iraq a good idea.
21:19 undata mass delusion?
21:19 BingoBoingo I thought that was linked here not too long ago, except they went native at their own station.
21:19 mircea_popescu in fact, it was the premier driver behind the eventual move to mercenaries, something otherwise politically incomprehensible for today's curious student.
21:19 undata so this islamic state consolidates parts of the middle east? that's probably a great thing.
21:19 mircea_popescu but the politicos of the time were caught in the very real vice of "well, rome's poor or the vandals, about as trustworthy"
21:20 mircea_popescu undata not for local women.
21:20 asciilifeform this is why no going native.
21:20 undata mircea_popescu: certainly not. neither is the current circumstance though
21:20 asciilifeform who the hell wants to go native - there.
21:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform every young man.
21:20 asciilifeform american?
21:20 mircea_popescu undata women are principally distinguished by a preference for the shit they know.
21:21 mircea_popescu that's actually what womanhood MEANS.
21:21 undata hm.
21:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform sure. think about it : be the gods of their age group ? instead of going home to hear a stupid bitchfest, stay with the people where rape is something you're supposed to do ?
21:21 mircea_popescu why were they in the army in the first place,. to police reddit ?
21:21 asciilifeform to get their teeth done.
21:22 mircea_popescu maybe.
21:22 undata if we see IS as an actual threat, we really must be in sore shape.
21:22 mircea_popescu notice that in a group of 100k idiots, you may end up with a subgroup of 100 or 10 idiots of any particular braindamage you wish.
21:23 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> to get their teeth done. << One cousin enlisted for this reason. Now afraid of dentists.
21:23 mircea_popescu i can readily see numerous angles through which retiring from the us military to baghdad rather than kansas is preferable to the 19 yo mind.
21:24 mircea_popescu really, the lucky aspect for the us army officers is that the arabs don't bother to learn english. otherwise, the sheer cultural pressure would probably make "boots on ground" untenable.
21:25 asciilifeform the phase transition may be the point where we leave 'desertion means no more toilet paper' and move to 'desertion means access to toilet paper.'
21:26 mircea_popescu it's already "desertion means leaving a world that you don't understand" and move to "desertion means joining a world you easily do"
21:26 asciilifeform (or more fantastic example - ice cream. i have it on good authority that many american units in iraq were supplied even with it.)
21:26 mircea_popescu lol why wouldn't they be ?!
21:26 asciilifeform because wtf.
21:26 mircea_popescu icecream has been a part of rations since vietnam
21:27 asciilifeform somebody wake up mats_cd03.
21:28 asciilifeform or perhaps he is already being shaved and fitted with new uniform for the next gig.
21:28 * BingoBoingo recalls friend telling stories that when the was in the Infantry every few weeks he'd have to watch the Airforce at his base have friendly BBQ's with thier Afghans
21:29 undata a brother of a friend was in fallujah; I've heard a few of his stories, and they weren't about iced cream.
21:30 undata why "IS"? I'm sure he and others clearing houses of everything that moved didn't help.
21:30 BingoBoingo The spectrum of US Armed forces experiences this past decade is a wide one. The cousin nao afraid of dentist in his whole time enlisted in the marines was either in the US or on a boat.
21:31 BingoBoingo Well, ISI* probably because 'Murica wasn't as scary as Saddam, so Pro Idiotas had room
21:32 BingoBoingo And eventually after some embarrassment they have less ideas and America leaves, then ??? ISIL
21:33 BingoBoingo Pretty much the story of Los Zetas, but in reverse
21:34 mircea_popescu something like that. woman previously married to some hard drinking bozo meets a phthisc young man who's a "student" whatever that may mean. the three quarrel, the kid ends up killing the man, talks the woman up a storm then... leaves ?
21:35 mircea_popescu she's too horny to go to bed so she fucks a coupla passing bums, with disastrous effects.
21:35 BingoBoingo Los Zetas started as a bunch of experts, but finite hit points and now the human shields are in charge and Nuevo Laredo can't have a nice hooker district anymore
21:39 mircea_popescu http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2011/09/201191010256505546.html
21:39 assbot The West's self-licking ice cream cones - Opinion - Al Jazeera English
21:39 mircea_popescu somewhat related.
21:39 mircea_popescu As far as I am aware, the phrase came into usage among knowing observers of the Vietnam War. A self-licking ice cream cone is a programme or policy that costs money and resources, generating a great deal of activity; produces indicators of its own success, preferably quantitative; but does not actually achieve its announced goals. Indeed, a proper self-licking cone undermines the very purposes for which it was created,
21:39 mircea_popescu while at the same time sucking in ever more resources from worthy and effective activities.
21:40 cazalla mircea_popescu: icecream has been a part of rations since vietnam <<< lt dan, icecream!
21:40 asciilifeform self-licking ice cream cone << i learned the phrase from mr. mold, who used it to describe u.s. academia.
21:41 mircea_popescu More targets meant more bombing, and more bombing meant a bigger role for the USAF. The result was more budget, more planes, and career advancement for all concerned.
21:41 mircea_popescu The only problem was that the bombing was helping lose the war. Predictably, the peasants turned against Saigon, leading to the introduction of US ground forces in 1965. Like the “body count”, the number of “structures” destroyed had no relation to actually winning the war. It was an indicator of organisational “success” wholly divorced from reality, and from the values that the organisation was supposed to
21:41 mircea_popescu be serving. The USAF was killing the very peasants it was there to save from communism.
21:41 mircea_popescu pretty much the story of iraq v1 and v2, for that matter.
21:41 mircea_popescu a bureaucracy is history-less, in that it is incapable of learning from its mistakes, just like amoeba is incapable of learning writing.
21:41 mircea_popescu it will follow the sugar gradient and that's all it does.
21:41 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/rOmIAe1.jpg
21:41 nubbins` dat silkscreened photograph
21:42 mircea_popescu nubbins` how much did that run cost ?
21:42 mircea_popescu o nm, it's not a book, it's a poster.
21:43 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/6qVTCuK.jpg close up
21:45 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/04rtgLI.jpg unsuccessful attempt w/ stochastic dots
21:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67250 @ 0.00043619 = 29.3338 BTC [-] {3}
21:45 * BingoBoingo remembers publishing a poetry book at a ninety something percent loss. -ISBN-(sample copies)+(~7 dollars in ebook revenue from Austrialia) = Loss, I was enlightened, also a week later on lithium
21:47 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo how many sales is 7 bux ?
21:47 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: 20 or so I believe. I think on ebooks I got 30%. "Self" publishing is a racket
21:48 mircea_popescu indeed.
21:48 BingoBoingo But I was young, dumb, and in grad school pt. 1
21:49 mircea_popescu unless you actually self publish. asylum ended up costing about 1.40 per copy, printfiles -> distributor warehouse.
21:49 BingoBoingo Yeah. In the aftermath I did the math on, "What if I actually had something worth publishing on tree cadavers"
21:51 mircea_popescu basically, everywhere guis are a racket.
21:52 mircea_popescu when one approaches you with the proposition of "making things easy" what he means is, your wallet. easier to carry.
21:53 mircea_popescu things that can be easy already are. things that aren't easy can't be made "easier". if you can't afford a house, taking credit doesn't make the house easier. etc.
21:53 asciilifeform the great crime of the 'easy self publishing' of today's automagic laser-printer-with-binding-machine is... on the reader.
21:53 asciilifeform not long ago, i opened yet another envelope in expectation of finding 'a book that was actually a book once' and got an ms-word formatted turd
21:53 BingoBoingo Oh, and original resolution of the NL MVP Stanton bet ended up being right. You can have the mods clear out all of that penny sports bet baseball spam nao
21:53 asciilifeform with contents to match.
21:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform o btw, does the end product of my first foray into that industry suck ?
21:54 asciilifeform it's a riot, actually
21:54 asciilifeform i was thinking of a different envelope.
21:54 mircea_popescu i mean as a product. the thing itself.
21:54 mircea_popescu teh item
21:54 mircea_popescu i ask you for i suspect you've read books before.
21:54 asciilifeform lol
21:55 mircea_popescu (true story, gave one to woman, she's like "oh this is so nice, i've never read a book before!"
21:55 mircea_popescu intending it as a sort of compliment i guess ?)
21:55 asciilifeform ;;google is that a real program or is that something somebody wrote
21:55 gribble Programming Sucks - Still Drinking: <http://stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks>; Will Smith Quotes (Author of Just the Two of Us) - Goodreads: <http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/598671.Will_Smith>; How To Become A Hacker - Catb.org: <http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html>
21:55 asciilifeform damn, wish i could find that ancient piece.
21:55 * BingoBoingo was disappointed in the quality of his print on demand turd. The spine was an outie...
21:55 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo pod sucked for a long time
21:55 BingoBoingo On a paperback
21:56 mircea_popescu by now it's maibe okish
21:56 BingoBoingo Twas 2009, POD had been a thing for a while
21:56 asciilifeform by now they have it to the level of the crappier mass-produced books.
21:56 BingoBoingo I mean it's solid. I didn't get gyp'd on glue
21:56 asciilifeform still can't get, afaik, 'lay-flats' other than the spiral variety
21:57 asciilifeform lay-flat requires, i think, saddle-stitch binding
21:57 asciilifeform rather than glue
21:58 asciilifeform for what it's worth, i routinely use 'lulu.com' as a personal printer.
21:58 asciilifeform works great.
21:58 BingoBoingo If I were to imagine a serious book piracy operation, the standard glue "Perfect" binding would be prefered
21:58 BingoBoingo Lulu.com was my printer too!
21:58 asciilifeform they have, afaik, the whole thing automated. from 'pdf' to mailing crate.
21:58 asciilifeform quite possibly no human ever even sees the result.
21:59 asciilifeform when i say 'personal printer', i mean, in lieu of an actual printer.
21:59 asciilifeform of the kind one may keep on a desk.
21:59 asciilifeform for instance, i like, e.g., ic data sheets, in dead tree.
22:00 BingoBoingo Ah
22:00 asciilifeform i don't own a computer 'fast' enough to 'flip' a pdf the way a dead tree heap can be flipped, and not sure if such a machine even exists.
22:00 mircea_popescu "Would you drive across this bridge? No. If it somehow got built, everybody involved would be executed. Yet some version of this dynamic wrote every single program you have ever used, banking software, websites, and a ubiquitously used program that was supposed to protect information on the internet but didn't."
22:00 mircea_popescu which is why i am so keen on executions.
22:00 asciilifeform yeah i think we did that one here
22:00 asciilifeform not the article in question though
22:01 cazalla " Earlier in 2014, the SEC investigated Eric Voorhees for the unregistered sale of securities of SatoshiDICE and FeedZeBirds, using the Romanian online crowdsale platform MPEx to solicit investors from 2012 to 2013."
22:01 asciilifeform but for some reason yes, google brings it up for 'real program or something somebody wrote'
22:01 BingoBoingo cazalla: I wrote a piece on that once
22:01 mircea_popescu cazalla let me guess, they sourced it and everything.
22:01 mircea_popescu which is how they got the wrong year.
22:01 cazalla http://www.kattenlaw.com/showadvisory.aspx?Show=47630 if you are interested
22:01 assbot Recent Key Bitcoin and Virtual Currency Regulatory and Law Enforcement Developments | Katten Muchin Rosenman LLP
22:01 BingoBoingo http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/06/03/the-sec-bares-its-gums-and-settles-with-erik/ cazalla
22:01 assbot The SEC Bares its Gums and Settles with Erik | Bingo Blog
22:02 cazalla BingoBoingo, i've read that, this is just something i come across while looking for news
22:02 mircea_popescu well, i guess this is a good point for anyone considering using Katten Muchin Rosenman LLP : don't.
22:02 mircea_popescu they're too lazy to do their research and sprout nonsense in their pr. imagine the sort of horribru buried in their court filings
22:02 BingoBoingo Oh, so like the think that got shat into news about litecoin mining which was settled last year
22:02 mircea_popescu admitting anyone was to date naive enough to allow them to file on his behalf.
22:04 mircea_popescu anyway, one of those fast food chains of legal practice. high churn, large staff of largely unqualified lawyers on dead end career tracks, whole thing kept together by paralegals, somewhat.
22:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: found it!! >> https://www.mail-archive.com/kragen-tol@canonical.org/msg00184.html
22:04 assbot my evolution as a programmer
22:05 asciilifeform original link dead many years ago, but - mirror.
22:06 asciilifeform (why this was relevant - i will explain later. assuming anyone still cares. and is awake.)
22:07 BingoBoingo I'm awake for a while. Winter came. Interfered with my sleep
22:08 nubbins` <+mircea_popescu> unless you actually self publish. <<< preach it
22:08 nubbins` vanity publishing is often a break-even venture at best
22:08 mircea_popescu i'm awake because real cults don't sleep, they wait.
22:09 nubbins` cthulhu fh'tagn
22:09 mircea_popescu nubbins` what i meant was a distinction between self publishing, ie, being the editor, and self-rape, ie, being the customer of an editor specialised in raping idiots.
22:09 nubbins` nod, full agreement here
22:10 mircea_popescu this, incidentally, is exactly how hiring a lawyer has worked since at last the 60s
22:10 mircea_popescu and how hiring a doctor is starting to be, too.
22:10 nubbins` you gotta fight for your health here
22:10 nubbins` digging in your heels is the only way
22:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform can you summarily introduce "menu-lookup" writing of glue code for the innocent ?
22:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37291 @ 0.00043536 = 16.235 BTC [-]
22:14 mircea_popescu "Is that a real program or is that something somebody wrote?" << ah yea, now this makes sense. i had the exact same notion, for exactly the same reason. a "real program" was something that didn't need to use the z80 basic interpreter, wasn't editable for this reason, and this immutability was cool. then on the msdos system, .exe binaries exactly mapped on this same structure of cool.
22:15 BingoBoingo !up devthedev
22:16 nubbins` the day i realized i could just type spcinvad instead of spcinvad.exe!!
22:17 mircea_popescu i loved deathtrack, and i spent a while finetuning the sound implementation of basic to make the same laser sound.
22:17 mircea_popescu i think in the end i got it, and so i could fire as much as i wanted, no concern for bs "laser heating"
22:18 mircea_popescu then i plugged a led into the serial port and had it blink when i lasered too, and this i think was the pinnacle of achievement.
22:18 nubbins` openbazaar is going to change thzzzzzzz
22:18 nubbins` oo a hud for your laser
22:18 nubbins` nb
22:19 mircea_popescu imagine this, a 12 yo could figure out the serial port interface in ms-dos, without even knowing wtf a port or an interface are.
22:19 mircea_popescu and with a led, mind, which only works on certain voltage going a certain way.
22:24 nubbins` that 12yo must have grown up to be the smartest man alive
22:25 mircea_popescu as it just so happens, that theory is about to get tested.
22:26 mircea_popescu "Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print “Fizz” instead of the number and for the multiples of five print “Buzz”. For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print “FizzBuzz”.
22:27 mircea_popescu for i x to y output + Fizz if i|3 output + Buzz if i|5 output + i if output is empty.
22:27 mircea_popescu do i pass ?
22:29 nubbins` i think if the current smartest man can't say for sure, then yes
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22:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41600 @ 0.00043724 = 18.1892 BTC [+]
22:47 xanthyos ok i may be wasting my time but i'm going to try to get that guy thomas_d into the wot again tonight
22:47 xanthyos persistence paid off with bagels7
22:50 asciilifeform menu-lookup writing of glue code << refers to systems like the (1990s? no idea if still fits this description) 'visual basic' and the like.
22:50 asciilifeform where gigantic swaths of (hesitate to even call it a) program - get 'written for you'
22:50 mircea_popescu basically i got the idea from reading the piece that he means code that implements the "cut problem into parts, implement parts, glue parts together" approach
22:50 asciilifeform producing buckets upon buckets of boilerplate crud
22:51 asciilifeform aha no. he was speaking of 'glue code' in the sense of gluing heavy 'prefab' swaths together
22:51 mircea_popescu so dreamweaver is an example ?
22:51 asciilifeform something which the archetypical 'indian replacement programmer' occupies himself with.
22:51 * asciilifeform innocent of 'dreamweaver', cannot say
22:51 mircea_popescu adobe "autobuild your website" code
22:51 asciilifeform aha then likely.
22:52 mircea_popescu was famous before mullenderp raped poetry a new hole, because you could tell from all the <hea<he</head>ad>>> mess that it had been used.
22:52 mircea_popescu now those people mostly use wordpress, with PLUGINS
22:52 asciilifeform aha, reminiscent of msword html output.
22:53 mircea_popescu then ben_vulpes is here going "hmm, where the fuck is this nonsense hardcoded in"
22:53 * asciilifeform actually uses a (very threadbare) 'wordpress'
22:53 mircea_popescu me too.
22:53 mircea_popescu or what's left of one.
22:53 asciilifeform ^ yes.
22:53 mircea_popescu makes php better rhan c i guess
22:54 mircea_popescu adobe's shit is written in c, nobody can be bothered to compule it
22:54 asciilifeform adobe never once, afaik, published source for anything
22:54 asciilifeform other than 'alchemy'
22:54 asciilifeform (a crackpot gcc port with... flash (!, yes) back-end)
22:55 asciilifeform that was a real riot, incidentally
22:55 asciilifeform somebody even got 'doom' to build.
22:55 asciilifeform http://peterelst.com/blog/2008/12/18/porting-doom-to-flash-interview-with-mike-welsh
22:55 assbot Porting Doom to Flash - Interview with Mike Welsh — Peter Elst
22:55 asciilifeform ^ that one.
22:56 asciilifeform (why? no one knows! but it was done.)
22:58 mircea_popescu this was leaked in what, 2002 ?
22:59 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/11/david-woo-of-bank-of-america-merrill-lynch-dont-invest-in-bitcoin/
22:59 assbot David Woo Of Bank of America Merrill Lynch: Don't Invest In Bitcoin | Qntra.net
22:59 cazalla ooh, scoopbot is back, wb scoopbot
23:02 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2014/11/david-woo-of-bank-of-america-merrill-lynch-dont-invest-in-bitcoin/
23:03 decimation I could see some sense in a 'delay' in the case that an actual human examines the transactions before they are released
23:04 decimation but in that case it wouldn't be an arbitrary delay enforced by a cron job for no reason
23:05 decimation I remember playing 'doom' on my hp-48 calculator
23:05 decimation someone ported to 'saturn' assembly
23:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2891 @ 0.0004336 = 1.2535 BTC [-]
23:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54000 @ 0.00043323 = 23.3944 BTC [-] {2}
23:19 mircea_popescu cazalla lulzy quote.
23:19 mircea_popescu will be funny reference in teh future.
23:21 PeterL mrjr:thestringpuller: i'll work on getting my creds in order :) meni rosenfeld is one of our investors, and our cto Shaul Kfir was a reviewer for the sidechain paper. << wasn't Meni Rosenfeld connected with a GLBSE scam?
23:21 mircea_popescu !up cb_bitcoin
23:21 mircea_popescu PeterL from bitdaytrade to whatever you want.
23:21 PeterL perhaps not the best name to drop as WoT cred?
23:22 mircea_popescu guy specialises in vouching for scams, he's a sort of max keiser for his space.
23:22 mircea_popescu speaking of which, what ever happened to aurora coin ? has it passed ethereum yet ?
23:24 mircea_popescu "So no, I'm not required to be able to lift objects weighing up to fifty pounds. I traded that for the opportunity to trim Satan's pubic hair while he dines out of my open skull so a few bits of the internet will continue to work for a few more days."
23:24 mircea_popescu heh. alternatively, just don't write dumbass ajax websites for monkeys. big fucking deal, srsly.
23:25 BingoBoingo "You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss" http://4.nbcny.com/SGgcUl1
23:25 assbot TLC's "Cake Boss" Arrested on DWI Charges in Manhattan: NYPD | NBC New York
23:26 asciilifeform http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYC-New-York-Hasidic-Jewish-Arrests-Mortgage-Fraud-FBI-Orange-County-282544591.html << more interesting
23:26 assbot NY Family Accused of Taking Out $20 Million in Mortgages While Collecting Food Stamps | NBC New York
23:27 mircea_popescu how is this an accusation ?
23:29 mircea_popescu a ok, fraud.
23:29 asciilifeform real question: in which direction.
23:29 mircea_popescu In one instance, one of Rubin's relatives claimed weekly income of $200 to get Medicaid and food stamps while claiming a net worth of $10 million to banks in order to get $7 million in loans.
23:30 mircea_popescu this is presented as contradictory, but it actually isn't.
23:30 asciilifeform i.e., borrowing $20m while broke and on food stamps? or fraudulently collecting food stamps while bathing in $20m bezzlars.
23:30 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i think one can genuinely be both simultaenously in the us atm.
23:30 asciilifeform 'is it rape if the check bounced?'
23:30 mircea_popescu much like 1990 russian megacorps.
23:30 asciilifeform i imagine we will see
23:30 asciilifeform my guess is - yes, both.
23:35 decimation http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/13/us/cuts-in-military-mean-job-losses-for-career-staff.html?_r=0 << usg is broke, decides to 'fire' army officers rather than cut back food stamps
23:35 assbot Log In - The New York Times
23:37 decimation although to be precise, the way the military 'fires' officers is more of a 'pocket veto' - if you fail to make the cut for promotion (at higher grades) you are automatically discharged
23:37 asciilifeform used to be called, 'cachiering'
23:38 mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2014/11/bip-65-revisiting-nlocktime/ << the problem with this is that if a miner doesn't implement the new protocol, and mines a block in spite of the supposed nlocktime lock, that block is well spent.
23:38 assbot BIP-65: Revisiting nLockTime | Qntra.net
23:38 mircea_popescu so a softfork does not in fact do anything, the dblspending party can just mine their own dblspend and that's that.
23:39 decimation wait, they decide protocol details on twitter now?
23:39 BingoBoingo Actual soft for yes, but "if all the miners accept" softfork is a hardfork
23:39 asciilifeform for those who missed, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2014#920112
23:39 assbot Logged on 13-11-2014 19:04:36; *: asciilifeform admits that he suspects bip64 of being a plot to create usg-like bonds in btc. folks will be asked to trace X proper btc for X+epsilon 'locked' ones that are to land back in their pocket 'in the future', should they live long enough, but are actually recovable 'because this is how the world works'
23:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56873 @ 0.00044346 = 25.2209 BTC [+] {2}
23:40 decimation oh wait, I thought the delays that the scammer was writing about were simply 'private delays' on the part of the machine
23:41 mircea_popescu Proving sacrifice to miners' fees
23:41 mircea_popescu Proving the sacrifice of some limited resource is a common technique in a variety of cryptographic protocols. Proving sacrifices of coins to mining fees has been proposed as a universal public good to which the sacrifice could be directed, rather than simply destroying the coins. However doing so is non-trivial, and even the best existing technqiue - announce-commit sacrifices - could encourage mining centralization. C
23:41 mircea_popescu HECKLOCKTIMEVERIFY can be used to create outputs that are provably spendable by anyone (thus to mining fees assuming miners behave optimally and rationally) but only at a time sufficiently far into the future that large miners profitably can't sell the sacrifices at a discount.
23:41 decimation They want to bake it into the protocol? That's fuckin nuts
23:41 mircea_popescu this is perhaps the most braindamaged nonsense i read today.
23:41 mircea_popescu desperately needs more "expert" economists and whatnot.
23:41 decimation "universal public good"
23:41 mircea_popescu <BingoBoingo> Actual soft for yes, but "if all the miners accept" softfork is a hardfork << "all miners accept" means what ?
23:41 mircea_popescu until a new miner joins ?
23:42 decimation re: experts: http://rwcg.wordpress.com/2014/11/13/id-rather-have-this-bill-than-not-dictated-the-professor/
23:42 assbot “I’d rather have this bill than not”, dictated the Professor | RWCG
23:43 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Means old clients accept giberish, but miners actually hardfork if a "time locked" signature is mined early
23:43 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo only workls for as long as they actually do.
23:43 mircea_popescu tomorrow large miner joins, doesn't implement it, they hardfork all they want, chainwarz.
23:44 mircea_popescu peppering this sort of nonsense in the code is a prime way to ensure the rough equivalent of "atomic weapons" for future negotiations.
23:44 mircea_popescu "give us your daugther or we fork it" sort of bs.
23:45 BingoBoingo Well, https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2i6pz0/peter_todds_checklocktimeverify_means_bitcoin/cm0liy8 seems not to be popular with the redditards, but on blocksizefork Bitpay has an incentive to choose the shitgnome side and face punishment
23:45 assbot Atruk comments on Peter Todd's CHECKLOCKTIMEVERIFY Means Bitcoin Escrow, Refunds and a Fork
23:45 mircea_popescu "It all traces back to the fact that the academy did not police itself properly. They gave, or through their inaction/laziness allowed to get, this guy and his (retarded) output the mantle of ‘expertise’. If the bad PR spilling off of him now redounds back onto other academicians in his peer group I understand that will be unfair in some cases but they have only themselves to blame."
23:46 mircea_popescu it is not unfair in any case.
23:46 BingoBoingo Because of course Vessenes' foundation wants bigger blocks when its only surviving members that pay it need bigger blocks
23:46 mircea_popescu they should all hang for his sins. he may get off with prison, being just a fraud
23:46 mircea_popescu but the actual professionals should hang, by their own guts.
23:46 decimation yeah the author doesn't go far enough
23:47 mircea_popescu "Seriously, I bet the ‘model’ is some kind of gunky spreadsheet. Or something little better, anyway. A mishmash of data being shoved together to reach predetermined conclusions, with tons of ad hoc assumptions. " << sounds like exactly dub's brew :D
23:48 decimation I would bet money on that too
23:48 mircea_popescu but hey, who's to argue with the politico-experts, right ?
23:48 decimation he should start a bitbet
23:48 asciilifeform in other news...
23:48 asciilifeform '...in one case, the discovery that the crews that maintain the nation’s 450 intercontinental ballistic missiles had only a single wrench that could attach the nuclear warheads. “They started FedExing the one tool” to three bases spread across the country, one official familiar with the contents of the reports said Thursday. No one had checked in years “to see if new tools were being made,” the offici
23:48 asciilifeform al said. This was one of many maintenance problems that had “been around so long that no one reported them anymore.”'
23:48 asciilifeform ( http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/14/us/politics/pentagon-studies-reveal-major-nuclear-problems.html )
23:49 assbot Log In - The New York Times
23:49 BingoBoingo I could seriously imagine the chinese miners being coerced to oppose a USGaving blocksize increase simply because it hurts the payment processors. Bezelzebub bless the triad of mutual enemies working together for our success!
23:49 decimation asciilifeform: supposedly that socket wrench that destroyed the missile in the silo in arkansas was 'ilegal'
23:49 decimation now you know why
23:50 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo anyway, all the more reasons to have a proper, functional implementation of the canonical bitcoin code
23:50 mircea_popescu for all these idiots to fall back on once the shit hits the fan.
23:50 decimation yeah, if anything it's sewing ascii's parachute before being needed
23:50 BingoBoingo Indeed, but also a factor that will provide the catalyst for the acceptance of Venetian Bitcoind
23:50 mircea_popescu meanwhile they can all hold hands with the canada chick and chant how "bitcoin is not coming and not posing a risk"
23:50 mircea_popescu noably, romania's president announced in 2009 that "criza financiara va ocoli romania"
23:51 mircea_popescu literally, the crisis will go around romania.
23:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40904 @ 0.00044601 = 18.2436 BTC [+] {2}
23:51 decimation mircea_popescu: you mean that julia character
23:51 mircea_popescu w/e her name is.
23:51 mircea_popescu was on qntra earlier, which is the only reason she's notable.
23:52 mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2014/11/bank-of-canada-bitcoin-poses-no-risk-but-well-watch-it-closely-anyway/
23:52 assbot Bank of Canada: Bitcoin Poses No Risk But We'll Watch It Closely Anyway | Qntra.net
23:52 mircea_popescu Carolyn Wilkins
23:53 decimation ah her
23:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29318 @ 0.00044997 = 13.1922 BTC [+]
23:53 mircea_popescu !t m s.mpoe
23:53 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00036402 / 0.00045973 / 0.00056765 (1289039 shares, 592.62 BTC), 7D: 0.00036402 / 0.00058749 / 0.00068888 (6013699 shares, 3,533.03 BTC), 30D: 0.00036402 / 0.00070655 / 0.00081111 (22518580 shares, 15,910.69 BTC)
23:54 BingoBoingo https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << At this point in qntra's age I'm not disliking the sawtooth pattern.
23:54 assbot Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast
23:54 decimation I had a conversation today about some guy who knew a guy who bought a house for $200k in california in 2002 and sold for $700k in 2006
23:54 BingoBoingo Also... Qntra's in the top quarter million nao
23:55 mircea_popescu decimation that's pretty meta...
23:55 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo yeah seems to be revving up nicely.
23:55 decimation so this guy profits... and the 'taxpayer' picks up the $$bn bill for freddie mac and implicit bank guarantees
23:56 decimation my point being, does bitcoin represent a 'threat' to this arrangement?
23:56 BingoBoingo decimation: I don't think so. Nothing is more fashionable than location.
23:58 mircea_popescu decimation depends. can he do it on your 0.1% ?
23:58 decimation real estate will always be an asset - but the bezzle freshly printing to fund it won't
23:59 mircea_popescu the major point about low taxes is that it makes the pot of the public treasury too small to hold the estimation of the conman
23:59 mircea_popescu and so the conman moves to try adn con private interest.
23:59 mircea_popescu whereas when taxes are significant, the opposite happens.
23:59 decimation that's a good point
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