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00:00 * nubbins` raises other eyebrow
00:00 nubbins` anyone else around?
00:00 mircea_popescu careful you might run out.
00:00 Duffer1 moo?
00:00 dub i agree with nubbins`
00:00 nubbins` Duffer1 http://brainwallet.github.io
00:00 nubbins` try passphrases kLuzx7GDPg8uXRawaZG9ndU7hfTd8CBHSTCCffSdzLA and BXZKQx2iLYyRpUCmdWCqJBvgUdvqWH4EE8TV1ns3pxLZ
00:00 nubbins` paste addresses here
00:01 Duffer1 1P2vYukzmiGp5B7otkDakvubVFmkiv7b3y
00:01 mircea_popescu o.O
00:01 nubbins` ...
00:01 mircea_popescu nubbins` dude srsly you ended up with the magic salt
00:01 mircea_popescu fell on the exact bundle pw ?
00:01 * nubbins` slowly reaches for gun
00:01 nubbins` no man
00:01 mircea_popescu do you even know what the odds are ?!
00:01 nubbins` http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/kLuzx7GDPg8uXRawa
00:02 mike_c 13VBRJStiTVkJYUrvAdCvFdvFhVecRkb1e / 149LB8VYaT1BdMLyQUL92Kj6KrJfNwcp64
00:02 nubbins` kLuzx7GDPg8uXRawaZG9ndU7hfTd8CBHSTCCffSdzLA as passphrase produces 13VBRJStiTVkJYUrvAdCvFdvFhVecRkb1e
00:02 mircea_popescu what the shit.
00:02 nubbins` mike_c: +1
00:02 Duffer1 fascinating
00:02 nubbins` something's fucked somewhere
00:02 nubbins` with several of you
00:02 mircea_popescu 19xKa5GkCBFM9XnEcHp1mjoiXi7x7oXKzn <<<
00:02 mircea_popescu let me take a ss just in case.
00:03 mircea_popescu maybe im putting it in the wrong hole.
00:03 nubbins` http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/bundle/196PrJjLTjXNNGLZsyT4YYdhA2b2EQjbZ3
00:04 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/brainlollet.png <
00:04 nubbins` er sorry
00:04 BingoBoingo I thought brainwallet was known to be retarded for some time
00:04 mircea_popescu it has been, yes
00:04 mircea_popescu this seems a novel sparkle tho
00:04 mod6 yikes
00:05 nubbins` wtf?
00:05 mircea_popescu nubbins` am i doing it right ?
00:05 nubbins` yes
00:05 mircea_popescu lemme paste the js
00:05 mike_c mircea_popescu: whitespace matters
00:05 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/OJXD9dP.png
00:06 mircea_popescu mike_c where ?
00:06 Duffer1 13VBRJStiTVkJYUrvAdCvFdvFhVecRkb1e / 149LB8VYaT1BdMLyQUL92Kj6KrJfNwcp64
00:06 mircea_popescu i have no whitespace.
00:06 mike_c in the passphrase.. if you have any
00:06 nubbins` mircea_popescu i verified w/ a brainwallet generator i wrote myself
00:06 nubbins` :s
00:06 mircea_popescu so im on the brainwallet orphan chain over here ?
00:07 * nubbins` throws up hands
00:07 mike_c doge-brain
00:07 nubbins` i have no idea what your cpu is smoking
00:08 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> i have no idea what your cpu is smoking26d8fca64af52e7712a8ed89e8fd34ce9b22ee5e2b1800776cbb1434c200825d -
00:08 mircea_popescu it can't be the case it can hash here but not there, my cpu
00:08 nubbins` <nubbins`> i have no idea what your cpu is smoking26d8fca64af52e7712a8ed89e8fd34ce9b22ee5e2b1800776cbb1434c200825d -
00:08 mircea_popescu right.
00:08 dub someone swapped your CPU for a potato
00:08 mike_c this has gotta be a JS thing.
00:09 nubbins` just put a single "1" in the passphrase
00:09 mircea_popescu where ?
00:09 nubbins` brainwallet.github.io
00:09 mircea_popescu oh, make passphrase = 1
00:09 mircea_popescu 17oEDveGfjVDuMyxbTHT6vw1Qvu2w2k9aV
00:09 mike_c 12AKRNHpFhDSBDD9rSn74VAzZSL3774PxQ
00:09 mircea_popescu obviously.
00:09 nubbins` 12AKRNHpFhDSBDD9rSn74VAzZSL3774PxQ
00:09 dub 12AKRNHpFhDSBDD9rSn74VAzZSL3774PxQ
00:09 nubbins` hahahah
00:09 mircea_popescu well...
00:09 nubbins` protip: "secret exponent" = sha256sum
00:10 mircea_popescu 5a692302f4231563cfeedaec090567e2477cebfa67d27d016a017bcd64c01911 5JW712UGBYBxp3UGNSzcQBGnPdpAsQMRKcczWJP8SJ65hiHV5WU
00:10 nubbins` if your secret exponent is not 6b86b273ff34fce19d6b804eff5a3f5747ada4eaa22f1d49c01e52ddb7875b4b then something is borked
00:10 mircea_popescu something is defo borked.
00:10 nubbins` well i guess your week just got interesting
00:10 mircea_popescu i guess it helps that i just wasn't using braindamage.org anyway
00:11 nubbins` anyway. does anyone know how the fuck deeds generates these brainwallet passphrases? :D
00:11 nubbins` 'cause i'm at a loss
00:12 asciilifeform brainwallet was known to be retarded for some time << brainwallet is a fully-automatic iq test.
00:12 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1MVA1HS.txt )
00:12 BingoBoingo !b 1
00:13 nubbins` seems like punkbot is the iq tes
00:13 nubbins` t
00:14 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/braindamage.txt << js dump if anyone cares.
00:15 asciilifeform unrelated: https://archive.org/details/HowToStartYourOwnCountry << a little riot of a book. no-bullshit guide to (failed) attempts at ab initio sovereignty. (i met the author in person, incidentally. fun fella.)
00:15 * asciilifeform never knew it was on the net, was actually about to w4r3z sc4n it & post, then found...
00:19 TheNewDeal what in the hell is that
00:19 asciilifeform TheNewDeal: old book.
00:20 TheNewDeal nonono, the js dump
00:20 asciilifeform deedbot?
00:20 TheNewDeal thats what this is http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/braindamage.txt < ?
00:20 asciilifeform or possibly 'brainwallet' ?
00:20 TheNewDeal ahh
00:21 asciilifeform aha brainwallet.
00:25 nubbins` deeds is voodoo
00:25 nubbins` 50 satoshi says it's generating random addresses
00:26 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/in-which-codewhores-and-camwhores/ << asciilifeform, everyone.
00:29 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal it's the dump of js as loaded on my system, because somehow it doesn't come to the same results as other people here.
00:29 mircea_popescu yes, brainwallet.org thing
00:29 * asciilifeform oils, waits for clients
00:30 mircea_popescu lol
00:30 mircea_popescu *actual results could significantly differ
00:31 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i may have said this in the past, but this is rather like my 'elephant procurement company' (gedankenexperiment)
00:31 mircea_popescu ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3PXiV95kwA source )
00:32 asciilifeform i.e., i will procure elephants in a day, but no one will like what it costs.
00:32 asciilifeform ('this' being my - so far hypothetical - little shop of ho^h^hcode review)
00:33 asciilifeform but, at least it promises never to substitute chair leg with sticker 'elephant' on it.
00:34 nubbins` mircea_popescu fwiw the function calc_hash() in your pasted JS is the one doing the lifting
00:35 nubbins` var hash = Crypto.SHA256($('#pass').val(), { asBytes: true });
00:35 nubbins` $('#hash').val(Crypto.util.bytesToHex(hash));
00:35 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> ricoletta << haw
00:35 nubbins` you may be interested to paste a passphrase and in your JS console, type $('#pass').val()
00:36 mircea_popescu no dragonfly here tho.
00:37 nubbins` no chrome install either, i suppose?
00:38 mircea_popescu heh. nope
00:38 asciilifeform mircea_popescu is on doom-playing box!
00:38 nubbins` well i guess you just can't trust random web pages to generate your brainwallets ;D
00:39 mircea_popescu nubbins` which works just as well, as i don't,
00:39 mircea_popescu HOWEVER! it would seem to me this arrangement i got is actually stronger than youze
00:39 mircea_popescu because if i were to use it, and you did get my pw... you still couldn't steal my monyz ?
00:39 nubbins` certainly prevents dem fundz from being stole
00:39 nubbins` "best locks in the world"
00:39 mircea_popescu can.not.be.opened.
00:39 nubbins` "where's the keys?" "what?"
00:40 asciilifeform you still couldn't steal my monyz << reminds me of all the folks with misaligned heads on their floppy drives
00:40 asciilifeform disk would read on given unit and only there.
00:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the frist time this happened, 5 inch drives, 11yo or so me & friends
00:40 mircea_popescu it was fucking nuts
00:40 asciilifeform aha.
00:41 asciilifeform where do you think i stepped in it.
00:41 mircea_popescu we took the unit on a sneakernet see what happens at everyone's house
00:42 nubbins` ;;later tell punkman plz to provide complete pseudocode for deeds
00:42 gribble The operation succeeded.
00:42 asciilifeform this happened, perhaps three or four times, to mine, same era; father took it each time to a greasemonkey in some illicit cellar; it would come back - wrapped in a filthy oilrag - aligned.
00:43 asciilifeform (never saw anything but ru drives misalign.)
00:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'The benefits of which one can’t evaluate, the drawbacks of which are certain.' >> obligatory >> http://www.antarctic-circle.org/Shackadvert2.jpg
00:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform there actually existed special allignment disks
00:46 mircea_popescu you could fix the thing with a steady hand and an amp
00:46 asciilifeform greasemonkey probably had.
00:46 ben_vulpes http://www.antarctic-circle.org/Shackadvert2.jpg << sounds familiar
00:46 asciilifeform today - i'd align the bugger myself
00:46 asciilifeform it'd be a diversion.
00:47 mircea_popescu quite.
00:47 asciilifeform but today, other toys.
00:47 asciilifeform familiar << because ~everyone alive has seen it ?
00:47 mircea_popescu for any good definition of "alive".
00:47 asciilifeform aha.
00:48 decimation asciilifeform: they were gonna launch a rocket tonight, visible from your house
00:48 asciilifeform where?
00:48 nubbins` .deed http://dpaste.com/0V5CXWK.txt
00:48 punkbot nubbins`: No valid deeds found, try again.
00:48 decimation chincoteague
00:48 nubbins` oh ya, must be signed
00:49 nubbins` so much for testing simple case
00:49 decimation wallops island, one of the orbital rockets
00:49 ben_vulpes good god this log
00:49 ben_vulpes what have you been doing
00:49 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes it's not as big as it seems.
00:49 decimation interestingly, it uses "AJ-26" engines, which were 'commercially purchased' by usg from... the soviet moon program
00:49 asciilifeform rocket << must've missed.
00:50 decimation turns out they were sitting surplus in ukraine for 30 years
00:50 ben_vulpes ;;later tell pete_dushenski lol negatron brogrammer
00:50 gribble The operation succeeded.
00:50 decimation now the grassfuckers in charge buy them and call it 'commercial technology'
00:50 asciilifeform eh, fire sale.
00:50 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i dropped out
00:50 ben_vulpes ;;calc 9234 - 8414
00:50 gribble 820
00:50 ben_vulpes lines ago
00:50 ben_vulpes HERE WE GO
00:51 decimation we need to move off irc and onto a radio net
00:51 asciilifeform rocket << rescheduled apparently
00:51 mircea_popescu grassfuckers, this is a notable innovation.
00:51 decimation yeah there was a boat in the 'no-boat' box
00:51 asciilifeform https://blogs.nasa.gov/orbital
00:51 decimation I think they are gonna try tomorrow
00:51 decimation i'm sure it will be very bright and visible if it is a clear night
00:51 mircea_popescu decimation are you going to fly any pilot drones around it ?
00:52 decimation not me, I'm a zek
00:52 ben_vulpes <asciilifeform> it's as if we were still using teletype << funny story, biz partner bought hisself some gps chips
00:52 ben_vulpes had loads of fun discovering the parts of the unix stack responsible for baud rate etc
00:52 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes no fucking way today's log is 10k
00:52 decimation I bought a chip that puts out 1pps to discipline my ovenized quartz oscillator
00:52 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: lol off by 10x
00:52 asciilifeform parts of the unix stack responsible for baud rate << i can recite these in my sleep now.
00:53 ben_vulpes me, i mean
00:53 decimation talk about ancient terminal cruft
00:53 ben_vulpes wait no actually mircea_popescu u
00:54 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: i always found it interesting that synchronous serial (between machines, notably) never caught on.
00:54 ben_vulpes <asciilifeform> in my studies, i'm particularly interested in the 'suck' that no one even notices any more. << so relevant
00:54 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: funny, we have physical virtual coins, but most money is in fact virtual physical money instead. << it's all a function of the small amounts of quantity involved.
00:54 decimation asciilifeform: it is used in golden toilet projects
00:54 asciilifeform in golden toilets, usually items like 'can bus'
00:54 asciilifeform and the .mil equivalnet
00:54 ben_vulpes <Abelincoln> << that this is not <Abelincoin> should have been enough to prevent !ups
00:54 asciilifeform *equivalent
00:54 decimation http://us.brainboxes.com/product/cc-530/2-port-rs422-485-pci-card-up-to-15-megabaud
00:55 asciilifeform nope.
00:55 asciilifeform pisses out bits, does not wait for ack
00:56 decimation ah I thought you meant synchronous with the clock line
00:56 decimation http://jproc.ca/crypto/kit223.html << "* Ternary, Binary, (RS-232); or RS-422 "
00:56 asciilifeform brainfart
00:57 decimation apparently usg uses ternary serial
00:58 asciilifeform classic teletype was 2x1trit
00:58 mircea_popescu jurov: instead of -----START/END OF WHATEVER------ use dedicated uncode chars <<< ftr i hate this idea.
00:58 ben_vulpes <asciilifeform> (summary. aliens come, they have males, females, and ooloi. the latter run things and are really the only sentients. humans quickly discover that fucking in 3some with ooloi 'adapter' is the only really fun thing.) << gripping hand?
00:58 mircea_popescu stop making special characters yo. it doesn't scale.
00:58 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: they used some telepathic voodoo
00:58 decimation asciilifeform: you know what the 'third' charcter was used for?
00:58 mircea_popescu in point of fact, fucking in 3some with me there IS the only really fun thing
00:58 ben_vulpes tbf i forget the nuances
00:58 mircea_popescu fortunately, i don't scale.
00:58 decimation parsing blocks of data...
00:59 decimation delimiting blocks of data I should say
00:59 mircea_popescu coinchimp.com << this website tried to hump my leg.
01:00 Duffer1 asciilifeform xenogenesis trilogy?
01:00 asciilifeform Duffer1: aha
01:00 ben_vulpes <undata> dumb; at least they knew to stay away from Django << so much to this
01:00 ben_vulpes <thestringpuller> undata: it's unfortunate python gets a bad wrap though, Djanga seems more stable than say node.js << RECANT
01:01 mircea_popescu djanga lol.
01:01 mircea_popescu like ganja for dyslexics
01:01 decimation I've tried using some of those python 'frameworks'
01:01 decimation ends up in the garbage
01:01 decimation there's something about trying to make one library to rule them all that attracts a certain kind of busybody
01:01 asciilifeform decimation: 3^3 == 27, can now type.
01:02 decimation asciilifeform: you are implying you can encode the entire alphabet evenly
01:02 mircea_popescu <decimation> there's something about trying to make one library to rule them all that attracts a certain kind of busybody << word. this is EXACTLY the dynamic involved.
01:02 * asciilifeform can't picture 'django' without picturing the tarantino film
01:03 mircea_popescu psychologically immature fucktards trying to protect themselves from their own insecurity with the world at large.
01:03 mircea_popescu BUT at least back when they were making django they weren't making systemd
01:03 ben_vulpes * asciilifeform knows of only one non-retarded object system, CLOS
01:03 ben_vulpes > non retarded object system
01:03 ben_vulpes > common lisp
01:03 * asciilifeform invites anyone, anywhere, to make this statement false
01:03 ben_vulpes > not sure if trolled
01:03 asciilifeform entirely serious.
01:03 ben_vulpes there's a non retarded object system?
01:03 asciilifeform if i can't meta-object, it's retarded
01:04 asciilifeform and, so far, there's precisely one - where can.
01:04 ben_vulpes meta object?
01:04 ben_vulpes lol 2 lines down
01:04 decimation asciilifeform: on a teletype it's easy to send ternary, just add another symbol
01:04 asciilifeform !s kiczales
01:04 assbot 0 results for 'kiczales' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=kiczales
01:04 decimation traditionally they were 2-tone fsk, add another tone
01:04 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes see, parsing is not as good as compiling.
01:04 asciilifeform !s metaobject
01:04 assbot 0 results for 'metaobject' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=metaobject
01:04 asciilifeform wtf
01:04 mircea_popescu come back tomorrow ?
01:05 ben_vulpes search is a day slow
01:05 ben_vulpes interpreting beats compiling again
01:05 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: interpreting << my cl system has no interpreter at all.
01:05 mircea_popescu nubsy quits too much. why are canadians such quitters ?
01:05 ben_vulpes i kid, i kid.
01:06 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> major bender or something. << unlike our regular minor benders
01:06 mircea_popescu decimation: why would anyone think it would be a good idea to escape chars below 7 bits? << gpg escapes the dash because it uses a dash-cvomposite as a special char.
01:07 decimation yeah, I see the bind they were in
01:07 ben_vulpes cvomposite - is that a cvasi composite?!
01:07 decimation need to send 7-bit ascii to denote limit
01:07 mircea_popescu lol
01:07 mircea_popescu cvoopositor.
01:07 ben_vulpes CvLOS
01:07 decimation still, there are plenty of control characters they could have used
01:08 decimation like 0x02
01:08 asciilifeform decimation: nope.
01:08 decimation why not?
01:08 asciilifeform decimation: try it on your terminal / cut&paste system / www turdamatic
01:08 ben_vulpes <Adlai> the GIL is good << aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
01:08 asciilifeform ... email gizmo, bidet.
01:08 mircea_popescu nah, they get wiped everywhere
01:08 asciilifeform ^
01:08 decimation yeah that's enraging
01:08 mircea_popescu you can't even rely on /n staying put
01:09 mircea_popescu constantly s/\r// etc
01:09 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: recall rng model 1 test ?
01:09 mircea_popescu yeah lol. it even got us.
01:09 decimation here's 32 control characters that you can't use.
01:09 * asciilifeform digs for link
01:09 asciilifeform fscking retardatrons drop chars silently
01:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform what'd you have them do, replace it with Q ?
01:10 ben_vulpes <asciilifeform> yes, still for sale << fucking rob him already
01:10 ben_vulpes if its so damn valuable
01:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it occurs to me... since it can only be picked up in person, you should trade it for sex.
01:11 asciilifeform l0l
01:14 decimation so I guess the alternative is to base64 encode the patches?
01:14 asciilifeform retch
01:14 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> recoleta* << and where for the fleeing usian pauper?
01:15 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes chacarrita ?
01:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform better idea : base-x encode, x = version number.
01:16 ben_vulpes i liked belgrano, seemed modest.
01:17 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes about the same place.
01:17 decimation why not use ITA2
01:19 decimation if we want to be backwards compatible, might as well go back to 1920's era teletype machines
01:19 ben_vulpes anyways
01:19 ben_vulpes did anyone get in touch with bluematt?
01:20 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes who'd go over you to do it ? an' why ?
01:20 ben_vulpes well put that way
01:21 ben_vulpes ;;gpginfo bluematt
01:21 gribble Error: "gpginfo" is not a valid command.
01:21 ben_vulpes ;;seen bluematt
01:22 gribble I have not seen bluematt.
01:22 decimation ben_vulpes: is the latest patch still yours? I haven't seen mention of others
01:24 ben_vulpes decimation: calling that a patch is charitable - more an excision
01:24 ben_vulpes and i've no idea if it's the most recent - there's no patch tracking tooling in place
01:25 decimation no worries. I find the stripped-down distribution much easier to study
01:27 ben_vulpes i'm studying the regtest phenomena of 0.8.whatever
01:27 ben_vulpes it's glued in with the glass of the chainparams class
01:27 ben_vulpes my rage is indescribeable
01:28 ben_vulpes now not only must i study testnet but also this regtest thing
01:28 ben_vulpes and, by proxy, chainparams.
01:28 ben_vulpes it's not *so* bad, clearly.
01:29 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu would have that by the act of complaining i bring down more cpp upon my own back
01:31 decimation what's regtest do?
01:31 ben_vulpes chain generation off network.
01:31 ben_vulpes "regression testing"
01:32 decimation heh
01:32 ben_vulpes if you dig into chainparams and main.cpp (iirc) you'll find such joys as the "stop generating a chain after 1 block is found so that...reasons"
01:32 decimation lol
01:33 ben_vulpes the thing isn't actually all that impossible to reason about
01:33 decimation so is 0.5.3 incompatible with the existing testnet?
01:33 ben_vulpes just - find all the places in which there's a testnet mention and try to figure out how to implement an off-network chain
01:33 ben_vulpes obviously the answer is a class with state safely segregated within it
01:33 ben_vulpes decimation: have not yet tested, do not think that is the case.
01:37 ben_vulpes well, logged up
01:37 ben_vulpes i'll mail matt tomorrow
01:37 ben_vulpes http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0x0A82509767C7D4A5D14DA2301AE1D35043E08E54
01:37 ben_vulpes AT ALL OF HIS EMAILS
01:44 mircea_popescu <ben_vulpes> my rage is indescribeable <<< i have an intuition.
01:45 mircea_popescu lol
01:45 mircea_popescu speaking of which, is charter signed and deed'd yet ?
01:49 hanbot so here's a game for y'all: http://thewhet.net/2014/illustrated/
01:50 mircea_popescu ahaha these are great!
01:52 hanbot :D
01:53 mircea_popescu bwahhah oh that pot. win.
01:54 mircea_popescu "Feces are almost entirely deceased gut bacteria and water. I massacred my gut bacteria the day before by consuming a DIY Soylent version with no fiber and taking 500mg of Rifaximin, an antibiotic with poor bioavailability, meaning it stays in your gut and kills bacteria. Soylent’s microbiome consultant advised that this is a terrible idea so I do not recommend it. However, it worked. Throughout the challenge I did n
01:54 mircea_popescu ot defecate."
01:54 mircea_popescu im not entirely sure why this sort of idiot is being maintained on artificial life support.
01:54 mircea_popescu usg, you whore of bezzleatron, you got some 'splainin to do.
01:55 mircea_popescu "In lieu of showering I sprayed myself with AOBiome’s custom skin bacteria blend. Body odor is caused by the emissions of proliferating skin bacteria, as unique as a fingerprint. The Nitrosomonas eutropha taking over my skin now metabolizes ammonia into odorless nitrite and nitric oxide. Success!"
01:56 * asciilifeform channels BingoBoingo to suggest humane ballistic pill for sufferer described above
01:56 thestringpuller Who the fuck eats Soylent with no fiber in it?
01:56 mircea_popescu this idiot.
01:57 thestringpuller Jesus these idiots who don't know how to feed themselves are starting to just baffle me.
01:57 hanbot i don't mind idiots experimenting on themselves, but the access to podium has gotta go.
01:57 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: if bluematt (who was he?) doesn't appear - one of us must do the deed ?
01:58 mircea_popescu !up petahash
01:58 asciilifeform idiots experimenting on themselves << we all experiment on selves.
01:59 asciilifeform writing about it - another matter
01:59 asciilifeform e.g., http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2014#824100
01:59 assbot Logged on 10-09-2014 00:36:11; asciilifeform: kakobrekla: used own replica of old soviet mask, anode on eyelids, cathode on occiput
01:59 mircea_popescu this is not experimenting.
01:59 mircea_popescu experimenting is still a term of art.
02:00 undata mircea_popescu: germs are dirty; obviously he's as clean as possible
02:00 thestringpuller asciilifeform: writing about it - another matter << reminds of the people who take lots of psychedelic drugs and put the doses, timeline, and effects in a journal.
02:00 mircea_popescu as stupid as possible, granted. once that is granted, nothing else can further be achieved. he can't be anything "as much as possible" hence.
02:00 asciilifeform thestringpuller: alex shulgin ?
02:01 * undata is waiting for the inevitable early deaths of the soylent believers
02:02 mircea_popescu eh, the curse of technology. nobody fucking dies for being stupid anymore.
02:03 undata http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/03/article-2780022-1DBFAFC600000578-405_634x422.jpg << doesn't he have a bit of a weird flush to him?
02:03 asciilifeform nope, the death is on instalment plan.
02:03 BingoBoingo Dude's colon is going to have more yeast than a brewery
02:03 undata vice looked into their "factory" and found rats and mold
02:04 * asciilifeform recalls reading of 'internal brewery' disease that leaves sufferer permanently pickled
02:04 mircea_popescu waitwut ?!
02:04 undata asciilifeform: yeah, causes you to be drunk, right?
02:04 asciilifeform there's a non-zero natural output of EtOH
02:04 undata http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/09/17/223345977/auto-brewery-syndrome-apparently-you-can-make-beer-in-your-gut
02:05 asciilifeform there we go.
02:05 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Every now and then someone's digestive system has alcohol producing yeast become the dominant microflora
02:05 asciilifeform year after year, i wait for a report of someone bottling this beer.
02:05 mircea_popescu sounds kinda unhealthy
02:05 asciilifeform it is inevitable.
02:05 BingoBoingo Incredibly unhealthy
02:06 * mircea_popescu comes from cattle country, is proud carrier of long-selected lactoguys
02:06 undata asciilifeform: ha, the gut beer? *shudder*
02:07 undata but if people will drink this... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
02:07 asciilifeform aha 'monkey coffee'
02:07 asciilifeform well-known.
02:08 asciilifeform does pediwikia have 'list of foods which are literally shit' ?
02:08 undata I question anyone without an aversion to shit
02:08 undata asciilifeform: almost certainly
02:09 mircea_popescu undata women develop tolerance, you know.
02:09 undata seems necessary
02:09 undata I still question them
02:10 undata reminds me of my twin sisters in diapers, cribs opposite each other in their room
02:10 undata I come home from school and they've had a shit war, hurled it at each other
02:10 BingoBoingo rifampicin seems like an exceedingly poor choice for a colonocaust
02:10 undata I learned something about life that day.
02:11 BingoBoingo Traditional used against C.Diff is normally Vancomycin
02:11 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i don't suspect the guy actually acts rationally.
02:12 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: That was given when he decided to sacrifice taking healthy shits for "water" conservation.
02:12 * asciilifeform read that piece, assumed this stunt was 'on a bet' or the like
02:14 asciilifeform if anyone has similar bet in the future,
02:15 asciilifeform http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-06-2014#722626
02:15 assbot Logged on 18-06-2014 00:35:11; Mats_cd03: after 1 no pill a day for 4 days during a field exercise, i was literally full of shit
02:15 asciilifeform ^ cheaper method.
02:16 mircea_popescu unrelated, http://40.media.tumblr.com/e4e0d98960f22144fd64a840fc10b61b/tumblr_mi30xlcPrf1qhwfqoo1_500.jpg
02:16 BingoBoingo The classes of bacteria intrisically unaffected by rifampicin includes many unpleasant members. It seems the biggest class though is enterobacteria... so named because they are often normal intestinal flora...
02:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'ilsa the she-wolf' ?
02:17 mircea_popescu adam robertson shot. no idea who the chick is
02:18 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/_MissMiranda < her.
02:18 undata weird nostrils
02:19 mircea_popescu http://36.media.tumblr.com/a732d5f00de5cd0650434edcade808f9/tumblr_n8vwreF1mK1rmrwgqo1_500.jpg << the latest in french coiffure.
02:25 pete_dushenski "Arthur Levitt, the longest-serving chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, is joining the advisory boards of two bitcoin-focused companies. As an adviser to Atlanta-based BitPay, a bitcoin payment processor, and Vaurum, a Palo Alto-based bitcoin exchange for institutional investors..."
02:28 pete_dushenski dear cazalla http://pastebin.com/ZkaJe0fg
02:29 asciilifeform incidentally, is there any alternate hypothesis re: bitpay that does not involve it being a btc intake valve for usg's 'waterfall' dumpatron?
02:30 BingoBoingo ;;later tell hanbot I submitted an answer to your comment que
02:30 gribble The operation succeeded.
02:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform they didn't start as one. but anyway, either their cash runs out in a few months or it does not.
02:31 mircea_popescu if it does not, the explanation available is exactly one.
02:31 asciilifeform ^
02:32 mircea_popescu not like atlanta is crawling with rich, entrepreneurial-minded folks or anything.
02:32 mircea_popescu Actually, what you really need is a platform that’s a community of communities. Ideally with cleverly designed software that can handle each community’s individual epistemology (something like Moldbug’s idea of ‘factional reputation’
02:33 mircea_popescu dude seriously ? "moldbug's idea of the wot" ?
02:33 mircea_popescu i think the one thing i can stand least about usians is not directly their ignorance, but their bald faced, undisturbedly firm conviction that being a clueless git is a-okay.
02:33 mircea_popescu "what do you mean the world didn't start a day before i was born ?!?!!?!?!?!"
02:35 BingoBoingo sha256 of my guess on which trilema url hanbot wrote about 86e9f3b06d8abfde4f1323725907a4c9ccb6017d7ec35250f63ba735b6edbd08
02:36 BingoBoingo md4 for people with things to do, 1ca610d4844aed110d163cdc14b987fc
02:36 mircea_popescu 86e9f3b06d8abfde4f1323725907a4c9ccb6017d7ec35250f63ba735b6edbd08
02:37 mircea_popescu yup, same guess.
02:38 BingoBoingo K
02:39 punkman http://dpaste.com/0Z5HQ2H if anyone feels like sweeping some deedbot tests
02:40 mircea_popescu punkman see your pms, apparently ppl can't go from deeds to privkey ?
02:41 punkman lies
02:43 punkman bundle: BXZKQx2iLYyRpUCmdWCqJBvgUdvqWH4EE8TV1ns3pxLZ
02:43 punkman sha256 of bundle: 07014e56d4c34fb7962db64e2cdf5ebcd3f8eca891a0ea697cc5f46f55d1da9d
02:43 mircea_popescu 0.0
02:44 punkman brainwallet from exponent
02:44 punkman 149LB8VYaT1BdMLyQUL92Kj6KrJfNwcp64
02:44 mircea_popescu punkman incidentally, why is "brainwallet" shoehorned in there ?
02:44 punkman I dont use brainwallet, just trying to generate with diff tools
02:44 punkman http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/bundle/149LB8VYaT1BdMLyQUL92Kj6KrJfNwcp64 ^ matches just fine
02:46 mircea_popescu how did you get 07014e56d4c34fb7962db64e2cdf5ebcd3f8eca891a0ea697cc5f46f55d1da9d ? sha of the raw deed + a comma ?
02:47 punkman no comma if single deed in bundle
02:47 punkman just sha256 the BXZ... string
02:47 punkman not sha256sum
02:48 mircea_popescu uh ?!
02:48 punkman errm dunno actually, does sha256sum add checksums?
02:49 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-10-2014#899373
02:49 assbot Logged on 28-10-2014 03:08:02; mircea_popescu: 1st shasum ik get 1d834ceaf8b81bd9f53dec3f4befd06f65ee422248f2c2edaf55e825bd2228c0 in any case.
02:50 punkman echo -n BXZKQx2iLYyRpUCmdWCqJBvgUdvqWH4EE8TV1ns3pxLZ | sha256sum == 07014e56d4c34fb7962db64e2cdf5ebcd3f8eca891a0ea697cc5f46f55d1da9d
02:50 mircea_popescu wait
02:51 mircea_popescu you hash the bx? how you got tht ?
02:51 punkman that is a deed hash, the "lite" bundle is all the deed hashes
02:51 punkman if you base58decode the deed hash, you get a sha256 hash of raw deed
02:52 mircea_popescu so. you take the deed as is, and base58 it ?
02:52 punkman anyway, README on the way
02:52 mircea_popescu kk.
02:52 mircea_popescu ima be back laters.
02:55 adlai ben_vulpes | <Adlai> the GIL is good << http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Aadlai+the+GIL+is+good pls
02:55 assbot 0 results for 'from:adlai the GIL is good' - #bitcoin-assets search
02:56 adlai no wonder i hate getting any sleep
02:58 cazalla pete_dushenski, thestringpuller is on it
02:58 punkman decimation: is there going to be a 'reset' of the state of his deed 'knapsack' over time? <- it happened a couple times during testing, hopefuly the lords will provide adequate space in the future.
02:59 pete_dushenski cazalla nice :)
02:59 punkman ;;isup bitbet.us
02:59 gribble bitbet.us is down
03:00 punkman scam!
03:04 Naphex i'm gonna start banning accunetix scans soon. its incredible how many "security researches" and hax0rs just try and run it all day
03:05 Naphex and that damn PoS just gets stuck in the proxy's and downloading 5MB/s of data/s
~ 21 minutes ~
03:27 punkbot Bundled 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/173Scbmm
03:31 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: listen, if smart people don't fuck whores, the poor girls are left with a very poor impression of maledom << was reminded of this as i watched the sopranos today.
03:34 pete_dushenski ;;later tell asciilifeform were you looking for this the other day vis-a-vis apple-1 ? http://www.contravex.com/2014/05/15/forget-cpi-inflation-is-measured-with-art/
03:34 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:34 BingoBoingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpm6_Y7ASI << Diamonds, not quite forever
03:36 punkman so quartz tube doesn't burn?
03:36 BingoBoingo Not as readily as diamond
03:37 punkman reminds of getting people to try burning full water bottle with lighter
03:38 xiando those are syntetic diamonds so it's not quite the same as with real. diamonds are big scam (what is debears corporation?) so go with those syntetic anyway if you want to waste money on that garbage
03:39 BingoBoingo Diamond is diamond. Basically just incredibly high quality coal anyway.
03:45 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/ << many a change later...
03:46 pete_dushenski sidescrolling fixetted, new font, new header image
03:47 pete_dushenski faster loading too! at the cost of mike_c's bitbet plug-in, however
03:48 pete_dushenski not that it was doing much tucked below the footer of 2k+ word articles.
03:49 pete_dushenski though i quite liked the look and functionality of the plugin. alas.
03:51 pete_dushenski the ladies will be back on the header one day. one day!
~ 30 minutes ~
04:22 BingoBoingo !up disident
04:28 thestringpuller !up dnaleor
04:39 undata http://onerng.info/
04:39 undata ^ thoughts, criticism?
04:40 thestringpuller !up sgnb
04:40 thestringpuller !up CheckDavid
04:41 punkman undata: looks decent at a glance
04:42 punkman do you have a specific use-case in mind?
04:42 undata maybe an air-gapped wallet on raspberry pi
04:43 undata dunno, just saw it on hacker news
04:44 RagnarDanneskjol ''Our generator makes random streams of bytes - they're generated by random quantum processes and/or thermal noise - they're don't however present a perfectly randomly distributed bit stream''
04:45 RagnarDanneskjol seems a not so random source - I'd guess its thermal noise is within a relatively narrow range
04:46 undata hm, dumb
04:46 Naphex http://www.issihosts.com/haveged/
04:47 * undata goes to bed
04:47 RagnarDanneskjol the rf receiver noise gen is kinda cool/weird
04:48 adlai "dumb"? doesn't this just mean you can treat it as providing less entropy than the number of bits it spits out?
04:50 RagnarDanneskjol yes, if i understand the question
04:50 CheckDavid Thanks thestringpuller
04:51 CheckDavid What about throwing dice? Lol
04:51 CheckDavid Or coin flipping?
04:51 Naphex CheckDavid: get a server to do that soon?
04:51 CheckDavid Naphex: ah I see. Must be automated right?
04:51 Naphex yes
04:52 CheckDavid There's not enough entropy in the regular sensors of a computer?
04:52 Naphex CheckDavid: depends on how much you use
04:53 Naphex for any decent cryptography work you'd need more then 200bytes available at any time
04:53 CheckDavid 200 bytes of entropy?
04:53 CheckDavid Is it hard to generate ?
04:53 Naphex so if you're running openssl it shouldn't go down below 200 bytes of available entropy
04:54 CheckDavid I'm not sure how that entropy is cached or generated.
04:55 Naphex on linux kernels you have the value exported through procfs /proc/sys/kernel/random/entropy_avail
04:55 Naphex which gives you the amount of available entropy bytes
04:55 Naphex revo ~ # cat /proc/sys/kernel/random/entropy_avail
04:55 Naphex 2023
04:56 Naphex if you're doing cryptography work (ssl, keys using randoms) and this value is below 200. you have a problem to fix, fast.
04:58 Naphex this is how entropy use from /dev/random looks like on a SSL gateway (reasonable amount of connections/handshakes)
04:58 Naphex https://i.imgur.com/BSbrwMC.png
05:10 CheckDavid How is the problem fixed naphex?
05:11 Naphex !up CheckDavid
05:11 Naphex CheckDavid: you get more entropy from a generator
05:12 CheckDavid I see. All I know is I use is.random to generate my random stuffs
05:12 CheckDavid Lol
05:12 CheckDavid *is.random()
05:12 CheckDavid *os.random()
05:12 CheckDavid Damn auto correct
05:24 Naphex CheckDavid: well good luck with that :)
05:24 Naphex hopefully your os.random is secure :))
05:30 CheckDavid I don't work in security so :)
05:33 Naphex well what does your os.random() return?:P
05:34 Naphex is that python os.random?:)
05:35 Naphex if it is you should read the docs :)
05:36 Naphex Almost all module functions depend on the basic function random(), which generates a random float uniformly in the semi-open range [0.0, 1.0). Python uses the Mersenne Twister as the core generator. It produces 53-bit precision floats and has a period of 2**19937-1. The underlying implementation in C is both fast and threadsafe. The Mersenne Twister is one of the most extensively tested random number generators in existence. However, being comple
05:36 Naphex deterministic, it is not suitable for all purposes, and _and is completely unsuitable for cryptographic purposes._
05:36 Naphex the last one beeing the doozy. "and is completely unsuitable for cryptographic purposes."
05:37 Naphex so thats that, no need to be in security :)
~ 1 hours 27 minutes ~
07:04 nubbins` http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-10-2014#899950
07:04 assbot Logged on 28-10-2014 06:51:56; punkman: if you base58decode the deed hash, you get a sha256 hash of raw deed
07:05 nubbins` genesis.deed shasum: 1d834ceaf8b81bd9f53dec3f4befd06f65ee422248f2c2edaf55e825bd2228c0
07:05 nubbins` converted to b58: 2zCwsSPNidLE9aEBTx4bh6Vrv7XrmJa9fAw8o8S8wrCX
07:05 nubbins` != BXZKQx2iLYyRpUCmdWCqJBvgUdvqWH4EE8TV1ns3pxLZ
07:12 punkman1 nubbins`: sha256 of raw genesis deed is 9c68d5c322a3f4212112c5eb1a68dffdb49d105c34256bf219581da524c90522
07:13 nubbins` http://www.xorbin.com/tools/sha256-hash-calculator
07:13 nubbins` according to that, and to my system, mp's, etc, it's 1d834ceaf8b81bd9f53dec3f4befd06f65ee422248f2c2edaf55e825bd2228c0
07:14 punkman1 you are copying it wrong then
07:14 punkman1 try decoding the base64 encoded deed and hashing that
07:14 punkman1 (unless that's what you did, then fuck me I gotta go check things)
07:15 nubbins` decoded w/ https://www.base64decode.org/
07:15 punkman1 yeah all the copy pasting, messes with line endings
07:15 nubbins` pasted result
07:15 nubbins` same shasum
07:16 nubbins` heading to work now, you may wanna check your code against these tools to verify everything
07:16 nubbins` http://www.xorbin.com/tools/sha256-hash-calculator http://lenschulwitz.com/base58 https://brainwallet.github.io/ https://www.base64decode.org/
~ 15 minutes ~
07:31 cazalla BingoBoingo, danielpbarron, you can unfollow my ugandan alter-ego, i have my own twitter now, figured might help with qntra'ing
07:31 danielpbarron neato
07:41 punkman1 ;;later tell nubbins` according to that, and to my system, mp's, etc, it's 1d834ceaf8b81bd9f53dec3f4befd06f65ee422248f2c2edaf55e825bd2228c0 << that's because the CRLF line endings in the raw deed got converted to LF at some point in your process
07:41 gribble The operation succeeded.
07:42 punkman1 (whatever it finds in the deed pastebin, genesis deed had CRLF, others might not)
07:49 punkman1 ;;later tell asciilifeform http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-10-2014#897500 < gpg has a –not-dash-escaped option pretty much made for signing patches
07:49 assbot Logged on 26-10-2014 21:44:02; asciilifeform: till we have a gpg that clearsigns without escape char mutilation - we got this.
07:49 gribble The operation succeeded.
07:58 ben_vulpes <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: if bluematt (who was he?) doesn't appear - one of us must do the deed ? << i have jenkins running with the blob locally, i'd just rather stand on bluematt's shoulders
07:58 ben_vulpes i'd be thrilled to see what scripts etc he wrote and how he went about the en-test-harness-ifying of the thing
08:06 ben_vulpes ;;later tell adlai just trolling. although concurrency...python...2015...
08:06 gribble The operation succeeded.
08:07 ben_vulpes i doubt anyone cares for further derpage on the topic from me.
08:13 ben_vulpes http://www.coindesk.com/mergertech-accepts-bitcoin-startup-sales-services/ << locals 'getting in' on the game
08:14 ben_vulpes although i have a hard time imaginging which customers of a bezzletron service would touch btc. buying a loss for the taxbooks doesn't make much sense with the blackcash.
08:21 ben_vulpes https://twitter.com/TheBlueMatt/status/514918359277002752
08:21 assbot "we show that if an adversary is able to review this cryptosystem, a simulator can be constructed which solves the halting problem"-ethereum
08:24 ben_vulpes https://github.com/TheBlueMatt/DiabloMiner << diablod3 wrote a miner in common lisp?
08:25 ben_vulpes nm fooled by github
08:37 ben_vulpes $ gpg -k Corallo
08:37 ben_vulpes pub 4096R/43E08E54 2011-03-06 [revoked: 2014-07-12]
08:38 jurov <punkman1> ;;later tell asciilifeform http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-10-2014#897500 < gpg has a –not-dash-escaped option << lol the fine manual also says "You should not send such an armored file via email because all spaces and line endings are hashed too."
08:38 assbot Logged on 26-10-2014 21:44:02; asciilifeform: till we have a gpg that clearsigns without escape char mutilation - we got this.
08:40 ben_vulpes http://gpg.nebrwesleyan.edu:11371/pks/lookup?search=bluematt.me&op=vindex
08:40 * ben_vulpes gives up
08:41 danielpbarron !up sxejno
08:41 ben_vulpes "PLEASE EMAIL ME IN CLEARTEXT KTHXBAI"
08:42 jurov whoohoo: 'empty space' characters can be added to each line of cleartext, until the end of the line, without affecting the verification.
08:42 jurov sauce: http://www.angelfire.com/pr/pgpf/pgpoddities.html
08:43 jurov that's prolly why dash escaped stuff is designed to survive the email
08:47 asciilifeform undata: onerng.info << best lulz! this calls for a mini-review.
08:48 asciilifeform onerng.info << this gizmo is interesting to me because it uses exactly one sane design decision (rf shield); resembles mine from a distance. but inside - uses every single design mistake which i rejected. to avoid 'empty words,' i will name a few.
08:49 asciilifeform 1) what kind of dope must one smoke to put a micro under the tin can with the analogue amp ?
08:51 danielpbarron the '2' and '5' are swapped (in their dice logo) // such random!
08:51 asciilifeform 2) http://moonbaseotago.com/onerng/schematic.png << vendor schematic. see bottom-right-hand, 'AP3105' switching voltage-booster. it's there because 3v is not enough to run an avalanche diode. guess how the booster works?
08:51 asciilifeform (usually a 100-300kHz oscillator!)
08:52 kakobrekla heh
08:52 punkman1 command line deed grabber: curl -s http://deeds.bitcoinyRpUCmdWCqJBvgUdvqWH4EE8TV1ns3pxLZ | grep -oP "(?<=>).+(?=</text)" | base64 -d | sha256sum
08:52 asciilifeform 3) the asinine RF noise sampler can be switched off. but does its tuning oscillator also switch off?
08:53 asciilifeform 4) is an exercise for alert reader.
08:54 punkman borked url there: curl -s http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/BXZKQx2iLYyRpUCmdWCqJBvgUdvqWH4EE8TV1ns3pxLZ | grep -oP "(?<=>).+(?=</text)" | base64 -d | sha256sum
08:59 asciilifeform onerng << there are two possible explanations for the above. one is that the author simply did not stop to think. and, well - the other explanation.
09:00 punkman pretty sure it's the first one
09:00 punkman everyone can make hardware! arduinos!
09:00 punkman "looks decent at a glance"
09:03 bounce that thing is usb, meaning it gets fed 5V. what then with the boosting from 3V?
09:04 kakobrekla dont blame the arduino :)
09:04 asciilifeform bounce: he boosts the 3v from the regulator. but doesn't matter.
09:04 asciilifeform bounce: if you have booster, you have its switching oscillator and its harmonics...
09:06 bounce sure. but the question remains, why have a booster at all? can't you run the thing off 5V directly?
09:06 asciilifeform bounce: nope.
09:06 bounce so you're stuck with a booster no matter what then.
09:07 asciilifeform bounce: no booster in mine.
09:07 asciilifeform bounce: this is the exact reason i went with johnson noise rather than avalanche.
09:09 asciilifeform i cannot venture to guess about the author's thought process. perhaps there wasn't one.
09:10 bounce probably a lot of "make it work" thoughts, not so much about "make it robust against adversaries"
09:13 asciilifeform bounce: he certainly devoted verbiage to 'nsa diddles rng, defend yerself'
09:13 ben_vulpes i am 12 and what is this: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/master/qa/rpc-tests/conflictedbalance.sh#L40
09:14 * ben_vulpes joins #bitcoin-dev
09:17 asciilifeform punkman: gpg has a –not-dash-escaped option pretty much made for signing patches << it's broken.
09:17 asciilifeform or rather:
09:18 asciilifeform 'You should not send such an armored file via email because all spaces and line endings are hashed too.' -- man page
09:19 ben_vulpes jurov: why bother checking body? instead maybe just check .patch.sig for l2 sig, and compare that to the file.
09:20 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: spam control
09:20 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: no reason whatsoever why anyone not in l2 should have write-access to list
09:20 ben_vulpes well if sig fails l2 check...
09:20 asciilifeform presumably not every message will be a patch
09:20 jurov i'm just exporing the possibilities
09:21 ben_vulpes ah so this list is for comms as well.
09:21 jurov right now im trying to diddle with mpex a bit
09:21 jurov normally it does not accept same command twice
09:21 jurov i mena same clearsigned turd
09:22 jurov but add aspace to clearsigned cmd, and it goes
09:22 jurov no need to clearsign again
09:22 punkman does that also work with GPG comments?
09:22 jurov don't see why not
09:23 punkman so you can replay signed commands?
09:23 jurov yes
09:23 punkman well that's nice
09:23 asciilifeform lol!
09:23 jurov --not-dash-escaped helps with the spaces
09:23 jurov but comments are tbd, thx for suggestion
09:23 * asciilifeform for some reason thought there were serial numbers in mpex commands
09:24 jurov asciilifeform: mircea wanted to add them
09:24 jurov but it goes against means of "offline" delivery where you aren't certain stuff went through
09:25 punkman you can encrypt commands to mpex key right?
09:25 jurov yes mpex pubkey
09:25 jurov i explained it better under the trilema article where he announced it
09:26 punkman I wonder if there are any unencrypted commands in some pastebin somewhere
09:27 jurov i thought only encrypted stuff can be submitted to mpex?!
09:28 jurov !s jurov nixed
09:28 assbot 3 results for 'jurov nixed' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=jurov+nixed
09:28 ben_vulpes and clearsigned too
09:29 jurov clearsigned first. obv now is clear that one must not ever leak
09:31 ben_vulpes yes, encrypted because clearsigned as well.
09:34 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: one of us must do the deed ? ... i'd just rather stand on bluematt's shoulders << wasn't talking about the auto-builder. rather, the use of brain to evaluate patches.
09:35 asciilifeform jurov: lol, missed your rtfm re: mail
09:36 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: i do believe that someone in the wot must read patches, yes.
09:36 ben_vulpes bluematt appears to have revoked his wot ket.
09:36 ben_vulpes key*
09:36 asciilifeform !
09:36 jurov at least in case of statjson mpex accepts the same ecrypted blob twice. so the point is moot.
09:37 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: not only read patches. judge.
09:37 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: do you have the time and inclination to do this?
09:38 ben_vulpes time will ebb and flow.
09:39 jurov imo we can apply the same process as for patches. someone in da wot makes release, ppl sign
09:39 jurov ppl will select themselves for this task
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10:16 mats_cd03 kakobrekla: links on log1.b-a direct to log.b-a, which is down
10:16 kakobrekla too bad.
10:22 Naphex "Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang theory are right and God isn't 'a magician with a magic wand'"
~ 36 minutes ~
10:58 mats_cd03 such a tease
10:58 mats_cd03 if hes not a magician what is he? inquiring minds wish to know
11:13 ben_vulpes .status
11:13 ben_vulpes .balance
11:14 punkman ben_vulpes: down for maintenance
11:15 ben_vulpes ah
11:15 punkman apparently I got to resend transactions manually if network fails
11:15 punkman maybe some recommendations for easier wallet?
11:15 ben_vulpes what are you using again?
11:15 ben_vulpes electrum?
11:15 punkman electrum
11:17 Naphex what do you need a wallet for?
11:18 punkman Naphex, bot sends transactions to notarize gpg-signed messages
11:18 Naphex so why do you need a wallet?
11:19 punkman to send transactions?
11:19 Naphex well just sign the transactions and send em to a stable node
11:20 punkman that's what electrum is doing
11:22 Naphex you can use my node if you want to propagate or push
11:22 Naphex i usually mantain around ~400 connections
11:23 Naphex https://bitcoin.btcxchange.ro/ for https web or bitcoin.btcxchange.ro:8333 for bitcoin p2p
11:24 ben_vulpes hey punkman how should deedbot be fed multiply-signed documents?
11:24 Naphex https://getaddr.bitnodes.io/nodes/85.9.53.226-8333/ latency is around 37ms for P2p
11:25 punkman ben_vulpes: do they look any different?
11:26 punkman but maybe good idea to test what happens in gnupg library
11:26 punkman ben_vulpes: make me one?
11:27 ben_vulpes it's left to users.
11:27 ben_vulpes what i'd prefer is a text blob and detached signatures.
11:27 ben_vulpes but that's not what you've got implemented.
11:28 ben_vulpes some derpy shit i've seen: recursive signing of documents. one party signs doc, another party signs clearsigned doc.
11:28 ben_vulpes gets ugly.
11:28 punkman it will take unencrypted but compressed messages
11:28 punkman example http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/HeJW5pnfz
11:29 ben_vulpes how do you get pgp to spit such out?
11:30 punkman --sign instead of --clearsign
11:30 punkman (plus --armor)
11:30 ben_vulpes right yeah
11:30 punkman also for reference, multisig msg with: gpg --clearsign -u derp -u herp
11:31 punkman will test later
11:32 punkman apparently not possible unless you have all the keys
11:32 ben_vulpes ...
11:32 ben_vulpes was going to say.
11:32 punkman solution towards end here: http://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-users/2013-July/047118.html
11:33 punkman is possible
11:34 ben_vulpes just append each signature
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12:01 asciilifeform http://www.wired.com/2014/10/verizons-perma-cookie
12:01 asciilifeform ^ my isp, best isp, lol
12:04 TomServo asciilifeform: This is only for wireless clients correct? Though, why wouldn't they also do the same to wired customers?
12:04 asciilifeform wired << afaik they do.
12:04 TomServo Seems the article only mentions phones and wireless.. unless I'm missing it.
12:05 asciilifeform wired also diddled, for at least some subscribers, according to rumour mill
12:05 mircea_popescu cazalla http://trilema.com/2012/the-bitcoin-drama-timeline/#comment-109313 << check that shit out.
12:07 mod6 Hi all, ben_vulpes and I have a new revision for the foundation charter. http://dpaste.com/16Z4M68
12:07 TomServo asciilifeform: *sings* What a wonderful woooorld...
12:10 mircea_popescu mod6 ben_vulpes "This charter establishes the existence of a virtual organization whose mission is to maintain the Bitcoin reference client." <<< maybe strike client from there ?
12:10 mircea_popescu the bitcoin reference. it's a thing.
12:11 punkman reference implementation perhaps
12:11 mod6 ok, noted.
12:11 mircea_popescu reference implementation also works
12:11 mod6 i think it did say that at one point. i don't have my previous revisions handy atm.
12:12 mircea_popescu anyway, looks pretty good!
12:12 mod6 'reference implementation'
12:12 mod6 ok good deal :)
12:12 punkman ok, so I think current deedbot implementation would only look at the last signature in multisig message. How should it work ideally?
12:12 mod6 it looks at both and enters in a row for each?
12:12 mod6 s/both/all/
12:13 mod6 *shrug*
12:13 mircea_popescu punkman that sounds fine actually.
12:13 mod6 ok gotta run for a bit, will be back later to continue the work on getting this thing finished.
12:13 punkman ok, so last guy to sign must be in assbot wot
12:14 punkman maybe I'll make it display the additional signatures somehow
12:14 mircea_popescu why ?
12:14 mod6 <+punkman> ok, so last guy to sign must be in assbot wot << just put this in the wiki then so we'll know
12:14 mircea_popescu and how do you deal with the case where string1+siga+string2+sigb ?
12:15 mircea_popescu ("I like melons"signed:MP"He means lemons")signed:Freud
12:15 punkman so both electrum and supybot crapped out in slightly weird way today, I'll try to get it back up by tomorrow
12:16 punkman 1 day and 18 hours for the first run
12:18 * mircea_popescu is curious to hear details.
12:19 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: i'll do something-or-other for your foundation thing, so long as it doesn't involve actual work
12:20 mircea_popescu statement of redundancy department :D
12:22 asciilifeform expert elephant delivery available also!
12:31 asciilifeform http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/10/peak-empire-take-two.html
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12:54 undata asciilifeform: have you documented your rng?
12:55 asciilifeform undata: the only formally published aspect so far is a set of high-res photos. but it, plus everything i have said about rng, is ten times more than enough to recreate it for a determined and impatient student.
12:56 mircea_popescu !up WolfGoethe
12:56 asciilifeform undata: in case this was not clear, complete design documents -and- rationales will be published (including in dead-tree form).
12:56 mircea_popescu undata plus he's on the hook to document it once it actually gets made.
12:56 mircea_popescu shit i gotta type faster.
12:57 asciilifeform i expect that the truly serious folks won't even touch my hardware, but recreate it from spec...
12:59 punkman asciilifeform: maybe someone will come up with through-hole component version?
12:59 punkman I'd bake a batch
12:59 undata asciilifeform: great! we await your teachings.
13:00 jurov punkman do it with 99% fine zamak cover bearing "First Edition" label
13:00 asciilifeform punkman: it'd be all-throughhole now if the components were actually available in that package.
13:00 mircea_popescu lol fine zamak cover. why so mean
13:00 punkman was partlist published in reports?
13:01 asciilifeform punkman: for rng - yes! you can probably build it now.
13:03 mircea_popescu partlist, quality of results summary, all sorts of things.
13:04 asciilifeform gotta love the cribbing f-students - 'onerng' etc.
13:05 asciilifeform http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-10-2014#900085 << for those who slept
13:05 assbot Logged on 28-10-2014 12:47:11; asciilifeform: undata: onerng.info << best lulz! this calls for a mini-review.
13:09 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mircea_popescu, others involved with deturdification - unless you prefer emacs for this, see tools like 'xxdiff' for illuminated patches.
13:10 mircea_popescu didja write teh minireview ?
13:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: see log below linked line.
13:11 mircea_popescu shit listen, i'm not yet done with the day's log, gotta read it in order or else errors.
13:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: no reason to hurry.
13:11 mircea_popescu vita brevis!
13:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: well, that - yes.
13:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but for sapper who hurries - brevis-er.
13:17 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/is-it-better-to-have-missed-once-and-never-known-it-than-to-have-never-missed-at-all/ unrelated.
13:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes, others: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/rm_rf_upnp-asciilifeform.patch.sig << related
13:19 asciilifeform ^ vote of confidence
13:20 punkman hah
13:21 punkman oh thought you were signing rm utility, never mind
13:21 asciilifeform lolno, ben_vulpes patch
13:24 mircea_popescu bitcoin finally reached in 2014 the place where it would have been in 2009 had satoshi been able to find and motivate people rather than find himself desperately shooting into the public forum.
13:24 mircea_popescu a better example of the problem of resource allocation can never be devised.
13:24 mircea_popescu five fucking years and a horde of jackals, all because there isn't nor apparently can there be a god out there to whom you pray and who gives orders adequately.
13:25 asciilifeform mircea_popescu << i must point out that the turd's merely been chucked onto the turdlathe. no one as of yet solved anything.
13:25 mircea_popescu hence 2009.
13:26 mircea_popescu kakobrekla ^ see, vex can stfu.
13:27 mircea_popescu anyway, a better demolition of the myth of "open source" and wikidiotarianism could also hardly be devised
13:31 bounce apparently there wasn't a people person around who could find and organise the people to cook up bitcoin; needed a lone engineer to lay the ground work.
13:32 mircea_popescu i think it's deeper than that. i doubt the job was possible at all, without an outright onslaught from metaphysics.
13:32 mircea_popescu two legions of choir angels and a third column of succubi might have sufficed, then.
13:32 punkman maybe it was 3 wizards and a code monkey, who's to know?
13:33 asciilifeform eh, we do not yet know what suffices. because 'it' has not yet happened.
13:33 bounce you shoulda been there and called up the heaven+hell agency and order the right actors for this show, eh
13:34 mircea_popescu ^ stan's.
13:35 mircea_popescu bounce i had nfi idea, at the time, and definitely would have been horrible for the role.
13:36 mircea_popescu that's the problem here, you need some experience to be able to think.
13:36 punkman !search bitc
13:36 assbot 19 results for 'bitc' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=bitc
13:36 bounce what's this now?
13:41 asciilifeform mircea_popescu << would like to be optimistic, but we will soon see who remains motivated once the turdlathe demands actual brain cycles. right now it's target practice against paper 'opponents.'
13:41 mircea_popescu mebbe.
13:42 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: in the sense that zapping dead ifdef's is not especially arduous.
13:43 mircea_popescu mebbe.
13:43 mircea_popescu i shall say mebbe again to you, if you do not appease me!
13:43 * punkman is willing to work on specification at some point
13:45 ben_vulpes reference client was a total fat-finger on my part
13:46 ben_vulpes reference impl is correct language
13:46 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: sapper trains with...
13:48 mircea_popescu dynamite dildoes ?
13:48 mircea_popescu "failure is a pleasure" brand
13:52 * mircea_popescu signs off on that orlov piece being total idiocy.
13:53 mircea_popescu Naphex: i'm gonna start banning accunetix scans soon. its incredible how many "security researches" and hax0rs just try and run it all day << like five hundred times in a row, too. because who knows, maybe it changed ?
13:54 Naphex mircea_popescu: aye, or just lots of monkeys running around shooting accunetix trying to get bug rewards lol
13:55 mircea_popescu kinda a good reason to not explicitly / publicisedly offer rewards.
13:55 mircea_popescu there's about a quarter billion idiots kept alive against nature by various welfarist governments' welfare programs, who exist like shitworms, everything is either a food dispenser or nothing to them.
13:56 mircea_popescu so they keep suckling on doorknobs, shit like that.
13:56 Naphex mircea_popescu: aye. oh well i just firewall drop them after 10 accunetix hits
13:56 Naphex some even change ip
13:56 Naphex i mean..
13:56 mircea_popescu next thing you know you gotta wear gloves because the socialist idots have made an endless supply of doorknob droolers.
13:57 mircea_popescu ;;later tell pete_dushenski apparently the chaos people loved your blog.
13:57 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:59 mircea_popescu undata: ^ thoughts, criticism? << check it out, it's got the metal shield like asciilifeform's!
14:00 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: read my turdreview
14:00 mircea_popescu anyway, i'm shooting the guy an email
14:02 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: lol! can't help but wonder what he'd answer.
14:02 kakobrekla my bet : he wont
14:03 asciilifeform mircea_popescu, ben_vulpse, others: loper-os.org/pub/bitcoin-asciilifeform.2-https_snipsnip.tar.gz
14:03 mircea_popescu kakobrekla what odds you giving on that ?
14:03 asciilifeform ^ build, not live-fire tested yet
14:04 kakobrekla ;;isup bitbet.us
14:04 gribble bitbet.us is up
14:04 kakobrekla oh damn.
14:04 mircea_popescu jurov you gotta make that mailman thing baby, otherwise " mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes, others" will become a header here.
14:04 TomServo mircea_popescu: orlov piece being total idiocy << the most recent guest authored piece?
14:04 mircea_popescu TomServo whatever asciilifeform linked earlier. something with "total base acreage", as fucking if.
14:04 mircea_popescu next he can make a review of datacenters based on total board / cpu surface o.O
14:05 mircea_popescu clearly, it has been stagnating for 50 years.
14:05 TomServo ahaha, yes. What's your take then, as far as timeline goes?
14:05 jurov mircea_popescu: sigh... you may note my occassional rant related to it
14:06 mircea_popescu no i only note things i like.
14:06 jurov plus, whole idea has arisen at friday, while i had busy weekend
14:06 mircea_popescu TomServo you ever played civ ?
14:06 TomServo mircea_popescu: Long ways back, yes.
14:06 mircea_popescu jurov anything good ? pics of hot twinks coming ?
14:06 jurov did not take photos, sry
14:07 mircea_popescu TomServo you ever encountered that situation where you had a smaller island, but pushed tech, surrounded yourself with fortified mech infantry and railroaded all the firlds back when the idiots around still klonked each other with knights
14:07 mircea_popescu but then 1000 years later they got their own armors and well... game over ?
14:07 mircea_popescu the us is going against a twin bottleneck, both social and technological. the us born boys of today are weak, the us tech of today is dull, no more edge. like that, it can only be a brothel.
14:08 mircea_popescu jurov you know, photos can be half the fun.
14:09 mircea_popescu and speaking of half the fun : was at japanese restaurant yest, discovered that the eating sticks, if unbroken, make the best nipple clamps ever. chicks love them, not strong enough to hurt, strong enough to majorly enhance sensitivity.
14:09 bounce hookers and blow, what more do you need?
14:09 TomServo mircea_popescu: can't say I recall that exact scenario - but I see your point. Better not be another 950 years of this BS though!
14:10 undata ha, love the social commentary sprinkled with courteous bdsm tips
14:13 diametric https://community.rapid7.com/community/metasploit/blog/2014/10/28/r7-2014-15-gnu-wget-ftp-symlink-arbitrary-filesystem-access
14:14 asciilifeform ^ mega-lulz!
14:14 mircea_popescu lol!
14:14 mircea_popescu i wonder if this one was ever exploited.
14:16 Naphex https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2kkmj2/justcoin_is_shutting_down_withdraw_your_funds/
14:16 mircea_popescu what was that even ?
14:17 mircea_popescu assbot: "we show that if an adversary is able to review this cryptosystem, a simulator can be constructed which solves the halting problem"-ethereum << that made precisely no sense. wut ?!
14:17 rithm justcoin failed to read the specs on ripple
14:18 punkman question is can I redirect random HTTP url to ftp:// when I detect wget
14:18 asciilifeform 'If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!'
14:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: 1) what kind of dope must one smoke to put a micro under the tin can with the analogue amp ? <<< ahahah wut.
14:18 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: look at it. there it is.
14:19 mircea_popescu and 'AP3105' , kay, amateur hour.
14:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: kitchen toilet.
14:19 mircea_popescu but... "it should be ok for most usecases".
14:19 mircea_popescu which is how you'll get kiled in the marketplace. if the market is 100 units, and 90 units are needed to support a well made unit, and 90 buyers could be satisfied by a shitty unit,
14:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i posted enough re: rng that any kid could bloody well copy it. but no, must have 'improvements.'
14:20 mircea_popescu if the shitty unit makes it to market first then the well made unit is never happening.
14:20 mircea_popescu so get on with it!
14:20 jurov punkman you can check for user agent, but why?
14:20 mircea_popescu jurov he's trying to put a dent in his hosting bills ?
14:21 punkman jurov, to apply linked exploit
14:22 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: against the f-students, we have pills. but it would be hasty to administer the pills as of yet.
14:23 mircea_popescu if i have to pass another xmas w/o roast beast and cardano i'll paint you blue.
14:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: might have to give you one of mine.
14:24 asciilifeform gentlement: patch review pleeze ?
14:24 mircea_popescu just get on with it!11 exlamation points
14:27 mircea_popescu jurov: but add aspace to clearsigned cmd, and it goes << where are you adding the space ?
14:27 jurov in the end of STATJSON
14:28 jurov read the gpg quirks i linked, it's eye opening
14:28 mircea_popescu uh you telling me gpg takes "STATJSON" and "STATJSON " as validly signed by the same signature ?
14:28 jurov lol 11 exlamation points.. yknow, asciilifeform is still gathering blood, sweat, bile, etc. to put into cardano software
14:29 asciilifeform jurov: ichor.
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14:47 mircea_popescu jurov yeah, stat/statjson are not protected against replay. this, on the principle that the response being encoded anyway, the attacker needs the key to do anything useful.
14:48 asciilifeform the attacker needs the key to do anything useful << unless i misunderstand, enemy can do blind replay?
14:48 mircea_popescu 14:16:06 mats_cd03: kakobrekla: links on log1.b-a direct to log.b-a, which is down << umm no they don't ?
14:49 kakobrekla links like to whatever people link to.
14:49 mircea_popescu oh, he means inside the lines
14:49 kakobrekla s/like/link
14:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes, and get a blob coded to the owner's key, and now we know someone tried.
14:49 asciilifeform kakobrekla: possibly he meant 'bash' etc.
14:50 kakobrekla hm?
14:50 asciilifeform kakobrekla: links
14:50 kakobrekla there are log links in bash?
14:50 asciilifeform kakobrekla: bash link in log
14:50 kakobrekla ah
15:02 jurov punkman, kakobrekla: how do you get all the public keys from gribble?
15:02 jurov in assbot L1/L2
15:02 * kakobrekla doesnt.
15:04 punkman I had it download the db backups every 6 hours
15:05 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/10/justcoin-exchange-closing/
15:08 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: some derpy shit i've seen: recursive signing of documents. one party signs doc, another party signs clearsigned doc. <<< used to be how mpex did ipo contracts, but it sucks.
15:08 mircea_popescu now everyone signs a copy.
15:11 mircea_popescu http://lessonslearned.org/sniff << not bad this
15:11 mircea_popescu apparently websites can be useful even without web2.0 rounded corners javascript "design" bs.
15:11 mircea_popescu actually, one should sometime do a count.
15:12 Naphex so wait
15:12 Naphex if justcoin is going down
15:12 Naphex why is it still trading?
15:13 mircea_popescu wow log finished. feels so good...
15:13 mircea_popescu Naphex doesn't make any sense does it.
15:14 asciilifeform gentlemen: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/bitcoin-asciilifeform.3-turdmeister-alert-snip.tar.gz << includes previous
15:17 BingoBoingo Naphex: Insufficient thought disorder? Maybe they hope late panic trades might be favorable to their own orders?
15:18 Naphex why would anyone give a shit to trade on a burning down closing exchange
15:18 Naphex just get your funds out and move out
15:19 mircea_popescu maybe you've not met the bitcoin crowd yet ?
15:19 Naphex some fruad suspected
15:20 Naphex related to some altcoin ripple run shit on your server hack
15:22 asciilifeform no more turdmeister broadcast receiver!
15:22 Naphex turdmeister broadcast receiver?
15:23 asciilifeform !s nixing alert
15:23 assbot 1 results for 'nixing alert' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=nixing+alert
15:25 Naphex asciilifeform: so that's what alert disabled?
15:26 asciilifeform no reason at all why a true bitcoind ought to take direct orders from the turdation...
15:26 mircea_popescu re the "how to start your own country" thing, the opening model is so fucking braindamaged it curls my hairs.
15:27 mircea_popescu is there anything actually intelligent in here or am i throwing it away ?
15:27 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: strauss is a (now very old) man who was involved with some of the '70s derpistans (actual attempts at island 'nations' by american jokers). worth reading if only for zoological purposes.
15:28 mircea_popescu no but seriously, groups split off at that point when carrying the food (where ? they were fucking nomadic anyway) cost as much energy as the food provided ?
15:28 mircea_popescu the sexual castration of us puritans is making them stupid i swear.
15:28 mircea_popescu individuation is a sexual, not an economical phenomenon.
15:30 mircea_popescu xiando hey, help me out here, what's that ancient chinese tale of the young man who found a young woman, and they fell in love, and they wished to be alone in the world ? so they suddenly were! and then wished for a cook, and suddely a cook appeared, and then kept wishing and soon enough were back at home ?
15:30 asciilifeform strauss has 'zoological' data not available elsewhere, afaik.
15:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah, but my fear is, how much can be trusted in the "data" of someone so fundamentally confused. can one who can't count keep a useful count of anything ?
15:31 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: next you'll be asking about herodotus
15:31 Naphex asciilifeform: so did you remove the fork alerts as well or just the alert-keying system?
15:32 mircea_popescu i guess since im reading this under protest im gonna adnotate it.
15:33 asciilifeform Naphex: keyed. -- and, you know, you can read the fscking code.
15:33 asciilifeform not rocket surgery!
15:34 Naphex asciilifeform: didn't quite pick up that turdmeister alert snip was a bitcoin patch to check it:)
15:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform he has a point tho. what happens if there's a fork ?
15:35 asciilifeform dear glubb, read it
15:35 Naphex i kept the alert system, don't have much problem with it and can easily be disabaled.
15:36 Naphex but thats what i want for my core servers really. don't run walleting software on them
15:36 mircea_popescu asciilifeform to reprhrase. "what should happen, if there's a fork"
15:36 Naphex but i do want them to shut down in many cases and prevent any integrity breaches
15:36 Naphex the chain will still be there
15:36 Naphex for me to restart
15:36 mircea_popescu Naphex the problem with this approach is that well, false security.
15:37 Naphex how is it false security?
15:37 Naphex it's not false security
15:38 Naphex you run the route nodes to sync the data and keep a chain
15:38 mircea_popescu well, not in itself, but if you end up relying on it then yeah
15:38 Naphex you then run secondary nodes with spv to ease that data and make it more usefull
15:38 Naphex if anything corrupts the main chain, the spv will pick it up
15:38 mircea_popescu so if you run all this why'd you want random idiot to turn off your whole infrastructure whenever ?
15:38 Naphex the main chain(fed from the trusted nodes)
15:39 Naphex mircea_popescu: the nodes are all synced, the only thing he turns off is the ability to receive new transactions
15:39 Naphex and thats pretty short, i can recompile it and restart it with alerts disabled in under 10mins
15:39 mircea_popescu nevertheless.
15:39 mircea_popescu we're discussing different things here.
15:39 Naphex so thats not a huge downtime, alerts get notified and keyd so email all the rest
15:39 asciilifeform ability to receive new transactions << and gavin should have the nuclear button for this why?
15:40 Naphex temporary, be right back
15:40 mircea_popescu it's unsanitary. that damned key is probably how he got his asshole extended in the first place.
15:41 asciilifeform unsanitary << exactly. and, thus far, we are - sanitars.
15:44 jurov http://mineforeman.com/2014/09/24/how-i-accidentally-hacked-the-igot-exchange/
15:46 mircea_popescu lol
15:46 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo ^ qntra ?
15:46 BingoBoingo I'll look at it
15:47 asciilifeform anyone willing to review patches - read, ponder, sign. jurov can dump it all in turdatron later.
15:48 asciilifeform also, am i the only one here with a pair of shears? get snipping.
15:49 asciilifeform plenty of unambiguous garbage left.
~ 15 minutes ~
16:04 nubbins` http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-10-2014#900057
16:04 assbot Logged on 28-10-2014 11:41:26; punkman1: ;;later tell nubbins` according to that, and to my system, mp's, etc, it's 1d834ceaf8b81bd9f53dec3f4befd06f65ee422248f2c2edaf55e825bd2228c0 << that's because the CRLF line endings in the raw deed got converted to LF at some point in your process
16:04 nubbins` ^ CRLF line endings o.O
16:05 nubbins` unless we've all suddenly decided to nominate Windows as the OS of choice, \r\n should not be within a thousand feet of this thing :D
16:05 punkman it doesn't discriminate, whatever you feed it
16:06 nubbins` it should replace \r\n with \n
16:06 punkman original genesis deed had LF, dunno when they got in there, probably some text editor
16:06 nubbins` otherwise how the fuck is anyone using anything other than Windows going to be able to verify deeds?
16:06 punkman base64 was there for a reason
16:06 punkman check out the one liner
16:07 nubbins` one liner?
16:08 asciilifeform which one of the chairmen runs winblows? fess up
16:09 nubbins` heh
16:09 nubbins` SPEAK NOW
16:09 nubbins` but srsly, \r\n --> \n going forward
16:10 nubbins` do a regex replace, w/e, don't care
16:10 nubbins` must be done
16:10 punkman not rly
16:10 nubbins` yes rly
16:10 nubbins` it's a line of code
16:11 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: scissors? no. time today? perhaps.
16:11 nubbins` otherwise you're essentially throwing up a huge "FUCK YOU" to all of us not using winblows
16:12 asciilifeform bad enough that satoshi used (or convincingly pretended to use) it. i will not be signing anything of substance authored by a winblows user. cannot presume that he has sole control of his key.
16:13 asciilifeform if any of you think this is unreasonable, please say why.
16:13 nubbins` imagine every time you wanted to verify a deed, having to manually swap \r\n with \n
16:13 nubbins` or having to check both versions because the deed could be using either
16:13 nubbins` nightmare
16:13 mod6 windows? not me. i've done all my editing in vim
16:14 mod6 i don't own or use a single windows machine, and proud to have not for /years/
16:14 nubbins` mod6 HIGH FIVE
16:14 mod6 ^5
16:16 chetty I like the idea you know someone is using a potential bad key because ot that problem
16:16 asciilifeform known users of kitchen toilets.
16:17 asciilifeform quite elementary.
16:17 chetty asciilifeform, not the most elegant way of putting it but you make a point
16:18 ben_vulpes what precisely had \r\n?
16:18 * ben_vulpes runs macos - admitted turd, but not windows
16:20 mike_c what about /deed/asldkfjalsdkfgj/RAW/ that has raw message.
16:20 mike_c and you can wget and not worry about line endings
16:21 asciilifeform this thead is about things that must not be born, regardless of how easily killed.
16:21 asciilifeform problems of provenance.
16:21 asciilifeform !s monolith
16:21 assbot 12 results for 'monolith' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=monolith
16:22 mike_c whether or not you trust something signed by a windows user has little to do with deedbot.
16:22 jurov ben_vulpes: wanna keys from the therealbitcoin.org bucket? to publish the charter and provisional list of patches
16:22 mike_c having deedbot muck up the message it is given seems retarded.
16:22 asciilifeform or, more pertinently, it does not matter that a cockroach is easy to crush. you don't want ten, nine, or one - in kitchen
16:22 jurov unless you unanimously decided it will go elsewhere
16:23 ben_vulpes jurov: sorry, don't understand the question
16:23 punkman any interest in bot that announces key expiries and revocations in channel?
16:23 mike_c yeah, ok, so we won't run deedbot on windows. what does this have to do with it mucking up messages it is given?
16:23 nubbins` ben_vulpes genesis deed has \r\n
16:23 ben_vulpes ho ho ho
16:24 ben_vulpes not a chair problem tho
16:24 ben_vulpes ?
16:24 asciilifeform eh i might have stepped in wrong thread. but even so, where does cr-lf come from if no winblows in the loop?
16:24 nubbins` ben_vulpes someone's chair ;)
16:24 mike_c from the person submitting the deed is my understanding.
16:24 nubbins` asciilifeform ask punkman i guess
16:24 nubbins` i assumed he was using windows
16:24 punkman genesis deed not signed on windows
16:24 jurov ben_vulpes: to upload files and publish then to web
16:25 punkman the house does have some windows though
16:25 nubbins` however it happened, there's \r\n
16:25 ben_vulpes oh!
16:25 nubbins` and it would be extremely important to convert all \r\n to \n when publishing deeds.
16:25 ben_vulpes yes sure that would be useful indeed.
16:25 mike_c no, it wouldn't..
16:26 nubbins` it would be extremely convenient for non-windows users
16:26 nubbins` same thing, n'est pas? ;D
16:26 mike_c to have a list of ways the deed that deedbot is given is modified before publishing?
16:26 mike_c this is silly.
16:26 mike_c it shouldn't fuck with the message at all.
16:26 nubbins` silly is not being able to verify deeds because they use retarded EOL
16:27 punkman it just pushes bytes around indeed
16:27 mike_c so don't copy/paste.
16:27 nubbins` how the fuck else am i gonna verify, transcribe by hand?
16:27 mike_c i just said. have /deed/adsfas/RAW/
16:27 ben_vulpes just reject crlf
16:27 mike_c surely you have wget on ur l33t box.
16:27 punkman curl -s http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/BXZKQx2iLY | grep -oP "(?<=>).+(?=</text)" | base64 -d | sha256sum
16:28 punkman but yes some raw url will be added
16:33 xanthyos if i donate to startcoin i can get a free sterlingcoin cryptocurrency card!
16:34 xanthyos Sterlingcoin is The Cryptocurrency of the UK & British Isles. << didn't realize btc was geographically limited
16:35 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> ^ CRLF line endings o.O <<<
16:36 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> it should replace \r\n with \n << it's cant, gpg sig'd
16:36 punkman actually gpg doesn't care
16:36 mircea_popescu o yes it does.
16:36 punkman no genesis deed was LF, but deedbot got CRLF version and it passed
16:37 mircea_popescu try feeding a \r\n blob to a linux version
16:37 punkman it's in the manual, pretty sure
16:38 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> if any of you think this is unreasonable, please say why. << it's a wot thing. does not matter one rat's ass what anyone thinks of it as long as you got a policy you thought out and are sticking to.
16:38 mircea_popescu <mike_c> and you can wget and not worry about line endings << somebody's not read the log :D
16:39 asciilifeform sticking to it << i will. but curious whether it makes sense to the rest of you.
16:39 nubbins` :S
16:39 mircea_popescu i can see it.
16:39 jurov <mircea_popescu> o yes it does.<< same thing as spaces in the end of lines, you did not get it
16:39 jurov line endings do not go into sig
16:40 jurov unless –not-dash-escaped option
16:40 asciilifeform option << which b0rks other things
16:40 mircea_popescu jurov what i meant on this instance was that pasting dos text in linux gpg results in double line breaks and an unprocessable inpuit.
16:40 punkman openpgp spec says normalize to CRLF I think
16:40 mircea_popescu generally tho, the concept of "line" should not exist for gpg.
16:41 asciilifeform we're paying and paying for the glass tty era, yes.
16:41 punkman https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4880
16:41 punkman "The signature is calculated over the text data with its line endings converted to <CR><LF>."
16:46 nubbins` gross
16:48 mircea_popescu more reasons to reimplement pgp
16:48 asciilifeform as if we ever were short on reasons!
16:49 hanbot BingoBoingo wd, answered
16:50 nubbins` "standard CRLF line endings"
16:50 nubbins` who the fuck wrote this
16:51 punkman "Also, any trailing whitespace -- spaces (0x20) and tabs (0x09) -- at the end of any line is removed when the cleartext signature is generated."
16:51 punkman so there's a lot of ways to make dupe deeds
16:51 asciilifeform who the fuck wrote this << lost souls
16:52 mircea_popescu nubbins` it's the "standard" tho.
16:52 mircea_popescu it stays with gpg in about the same reason bitcoin stands with the derpitude coming out of the scamdation.
16:53 punkman " As with binary signatures on text documents, a cleartext signature is calculated on the text using canonical <CR><LF> line endings." << wtf does this mean
16:53 asciilifeform this is the kind of thing that will die because it must, and because we have blasters.
16:53 mircea_popescu nothing.
16:54 asciilifeform http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-07-2014#774692
16:54 assbot Logged on 28-07-2014 19:19:31; asciilifeform: results - and from this comes strength; the fight now turns, from a draining, futile floundering - to a merry, wrathful clobbering of a dying vermin, who with us - men - has nothing whatsoever in common. But it all begins - with nonparticipation.' (Беркем аль Атоми, articles. translation mine.)
16:56 chetty http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/11192385/Sex-with-21-women-lowers-risk-of-prostate-cancer-academics-find.html
16:56 asciilifeform chetty: correlation/causation crapolade.
16:57 asciilifeform !s grow taller
16:57 assbot 3 results for 'grow taller' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=grow+taller
16:57 chetty yeah but now you guys have another excuse
16:57 chetty just like I found one that consuming chocolate is good for memory :)
17:07 BingoBoingo <chetty> just like I found one that consuming chocolate is good for memory :) << No, people with better memory just remember chocolate === good
17:10 chetty what passes for science these days connects dots that don't even exist, but I got to admit sometimes the answers they come up with are fun
17:11 mircea_popescu how about having sex with 21 chocolates ?
17:12 chetty messy
17:13 asciilifeform iirc, chocolate plays important role in the lives of zoophiliacs...
17:13 mircea_popescu wut ?!
17:14 asciilifeform wut << bait
17:25 BingoBoingo https://i.imgur.com/d2f3xmw.png << Purported SEC letter to CEX.io/Ghash.io
17:25 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/how-to-start-your-own-country-adnotated/
17:25 mircea_popescu not signed ?
17:26 mircea_popescu link them to mine, tell them that's how it's done.
17:27 BingoBoingo Found on reddit, so harder to tell if authentic. Fucking Amateurs!
17:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu reads books linearly, lol. choked on the alchemy, missed the chemistry. (2nd half of item.)
17:35 mircea_popescu gimme an offset ?
17:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'case histories' pp. 51
17:37 mircea_popescu in other news, http://38.media.tumblr.com/e05942fb8be37747399f8b05b0e0398e/tumblr_n9x5cgrCxJ1th1e66o1_250.gif
17:37 mircea_popescu ty.
17:40 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: actually, very little chemistry, it's really a history of 'alchemists' - if that weren't clear
17:41 BingoBoingo So Jstor is now following the #bitcoin-assets lead http://daily.jstor.org/
17:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform mkay, so i got as far as page 67. i fail to see why any of this drivel is either important or useful, and especially the conflation of "country" and "territory" seems idiotic.
17:53 mircea_popescu this is no chemistry.
17:54 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: alchemy. whose fault is it that the entire field consisted of it. afaik. (any successful micro-sovereigns in 20th c? of the ab initio variety)
17:54 mircea_popescu heh, i missed the important line ;/
18:01 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Other than Sealand and the Hutt River Principality... I don't know of any that really come close.
18:02 TheNewDeal mp are you reading that buchanan book?
18:02 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal http://trilema.com/2014/how-to-start-your-own-country-adnotated/
18:05 TheNewDeal Ahh... was thinking of some blog someone posted the other day.
18:06 mircea_popescu kakobrekla:my bet : he wont << you lost btw,
18:06 kakobrekla so what does he say?
18:07 TheNewDeal And for the record : this was a joke directed at mikayla, and two lines later I stated I was only kidding "19:29:01TheNewDeal:Usagi will open one for you, just send him a,pm"
18:08 mircea_popescu both answered, buncha stuff, seem reasonable enough guys. i sent them a link to webirc
18:09 cazalla mircea_popescu: cazalla http://trilema.com/2012/the-bitcoin-drama-timeline/#comment-109313 << check that shit out. <<< how do you know it's not his wife but him.. "not a bad guy"
18:09 cazalla seems i drank too much last night and abused some people on twitter
18:09 mircea_popescu i have no idea, it could be anyone. after all, woman's not in the wot.
18:10 mircea_popescu cazalla do i have to fire you now because sjw outrage ?
18:10 cazalla qntra is not big enough for people to demand my head but i'm sure that will happen in time
18:10 mircea_popescu or else we lose all our advertisers ?
18:11 cazalla don't forget that i will capitulate and apologise
18:11 mircea_popescu or maybe the asswipes get to learn that they're being done a favour by being allowed to advertise, not the other fucking way around.
18:12 mircea_popescu too much sjw-ing, too little abject prostration in thanks they've somehow not been killed yet, for no apparent reason.
18:13 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/3ae84b4671fbf6230b8b6a280badce59/tumblr_n6ww4xEcnY1t3oijno5_500.png << american psycho!
18:20 TheNewDeal is she about to shit on that dude's face?
18:23 cazalla TheNewDeal, something is protruding from that area
18:23 TheNewDeal can neither confirm not deny?
18:23 cazalla btw bottom left, xbox 360
18:30 mircea_popescu i think there's some diddling involved
18:44 kakobrekla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHMmMgdcOSU
18:45 kakobrekla >Antares Rocket explodes
18:45 TheNewDeal this happen today?
18:45 kakobrekla looks like it; http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html
18:45 mircea_popescu ya
18:45 mircea_popescu seems decimation flew a drone there anwyay!
18:45 TheNewDeal "Main engines at 108%"
18:47 dub boosh
18:47 kakobrekla just as i pasted the live feed link, they said "need to secure area cause there was crypto gear on board."
18:47 TheNewDeal could have been the first bitcoin node in space?
18:48 TheNewDeal asciilifeform wtf is this http://pastebin.com/rG1TxJt2
18:48 nubbins` hi again
18:50 artifexd !s openrng
18:50 assbot 0 results for 'openrng' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=openrng
18:51 kakobrekla hm, search be parsing downed pilots
18:51 kakobrekla errr
18:51 kakobrekla i mean logs.
18:51 artifexd http://onerng.info/ << asciilifeform: Your thoughts on this project would be appreciated
18:51 kakobrekla downed logs of downed pilots
18:52 kakobrekla artifexd : see log1.
18:52 kakobrekla discussed earlier
18:52 cazalla fkn andreas
18:52 artifexd kakobrekla: Will do. Thanks.
18:56 ben_vulpes apropos only of rockets
18:56 ben_vulpes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIGVi_rMFGw
18:56 ben_vulpes the throttling!
18:57 BingoBoingo I call dibs on the USG Bezzel Rocket explodes qntra piece!
19:01 kakobrekla ;;isup qntra.net
19:01 gribble qntra.net is down
19:02 TheNewDeal ;;isup log1.bitcoin-assets.com
19:02 gribble log1.bitcoin-assets.com is down
19:02 TheNewDeal fuckfaces
19:02 * kakobrekla hears fan slowing down due to increased shit intake
19:02 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/10/usg-bezzel-rocket-explodes/
19:03 jurov what's the avg volume of the ddos?
19:03 TheNewDeal http://dpaste.com/2AFFMTJ
19:03 mircea_popescu ;;isup qntra.net
19:03 gribble qntra.net is up
19:03 mircea_popescu what is this scam.
19:03 TheNewDeal Posted todays logs up until a few minutes ago
19:05 mircea_popescu !s daily
19:05 assbot 429 results for 'daily' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=daily
19:05 jurov kakobrekla: if it isn't terabytes, i can try setting up amazon cdn for you
19:06 kakobrekla for bitbet im already waiting new boxen delivery
19:06 BingoBoingo As matter of record I would like to advance as evidence Google News sucks the point the WKMG in Orlando was the only hit for the term "Nasa Explosion" within the past 12 hours.
19:06 kakobrekla logs - anyone can host - i have an interface for that.
19:07 jurov olay, let's try it with logs
19:07 kakobrekla ;;ident jurov
19:07 gribble Nick 'jurov', with hostmask 'jurov!~jurov@mx.coinbr.com', is identified as user 'jurov', with GPG key id 677ABD62D0AEE7D7, key fingerprint BBB0A99950037551F533850A677ABD62D0AEE7D7, and bitcoin address None
19:09 * asciilifeform sat in traffic jam, waited for rocket, didn't see it - then read #b-a and found live camfeed of it burning
19:09 * asciilifeform watched that instead
19:10 kakobrekla :D
19:10 asciilifeform log dead ?
19:12 mircea_popescu jurov Oct 21 16:41:51 <mircea_popescu>kakobrekla : i see your lulz and raise you my lulz. http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/qntra-bw.png << it's there.
19:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform log1 is up.
19:12 kakobrekla ;;isup log1.bitcoin-assets.com
19:12 gribble log1.bitcoin-assets.com is up
19:12 kakobrekla hrm
19:13 artifexd !isup trilema.com
19:13 kakobrekla doesnt open here
19:13 asciilifeform dead here
19:13 artifexd ;;isup trilema.com
19:13 gribble trilema.com is up
19:13 artifexd Hmm
19:13 asciilifeform also dead here.
19:13 artifexd Yeah. Trilema isn't working from here.
19:14 kakobrekla gribble is drunk
19:15 mircea_popescu lies!
19:15 TheNewDeal I'm not getting trilema either
19:16 TheNewDeal probably just canada with their cups and strings internet
19:17 bounce openbsd apparently dropping loadable kernel module support, so far without announcement. huh.
19:17 asciilifeform crypto gear << yes, they use block cipher. (at least, this was officially proclaimed at one point. used to be DES, even. not sure about today)
19:18 mircea_popescu uhm. i have no idea. anyone unable to load it, pastebin your dig response ?
19:18 artifexd dig response?
19:19 kakobrekla http://dpaste.com/0TAM4YV.txt
19:19 mircea_popescu so does 23.235.235.243 load ?
19:19 asciilifeform nope
19:19 mircea_popescu o.O
19:20 kakobrekla indeed - no.
19:20 mircea_popescu PING 23.235.235.243 (23.235.235.243) 56(84) bytes of data. 64 bytes from 23.235.235.243: icmp_seq=1 ttl=49 time=273 ms etc.
19:20 mircea_popescu how about that ?
19:20 kakobrekla ping works
19:21 BingoBoingo bounce> openbsd apparently dropping loadable kernel module support, so far without announcement. huh. << Not many actual uses of them in the first place.
19:22 bounce linux loves 'em to bits
19:23 BingoBoingo Looking into actual uses of them in ports it seems HP bios reflash utility was one of few examples.
19:24 BingoBoingo !up gabriel_laddel
19:26 BingoBoingo bounce: Reading comments on different articles about the change everyone with a linux background seems conviced OpenBSD is shooting itself, when really there's different ways to make machines do things.
19:28 asciilifeform http://pastebin.com/36RbKjPp << dig
19:28 mircea_popescu that'd be correct.
19:29 mircea_popescu i have nfi idea why anyone'd not be able to get to it. esp if it pings ok.
19:29 mircea_popescu Load Averages: 0.55 0.41 0.65 << the server is neither under heavy load nor actually split from teh interwebs.
19:29 mircea_popescu ;;isdown trilema.com
19:29 gribble Error: "isdown" is not a valid command.
19:29 mircea_popescu ;;isup trilema.com
19:29 gribble trilema.com is up
19:29 mircea_popescu no, srsly ?!
19:30 kakobrekla no worky
19:30 asciilifeform aha
19:30 mircea_popescu well this is an entirely new one.
19:30 asciilifeform not a dns diddle either
19:31 BingoBoingo BGP being messed with?
19:31 mircea_popescu and it's not the firewalls either.
19:31 mircea_popescu do you all have a broken implementation of syn cookiues maybe ?!
19:31 kakobrekla ddos protektSON
19:33 BingoBoingo http://www.coindesk.com/crypto-2-0-companies-rebuff-sec-crackdown-rumors/ << OMG Coinfire vs. CoinDesk showdown.
19:33 mircea_popescu lol
19:33 mircea_popescu you know they lied, you read it here what, a week ago ?
19:34 BingoBoingo Eh, lied mislead... strong signatures could have made all of the difference.
19:34 asciilifeform http://www.coindesk.com/senator-shumer-dark-web-fight << mega-lol
19:35 jurov tcptraceroute trilema.com 80 results: http://pastebin.com/XWCKY1FE
19:37 asciilifeform can reach here, with almost total packet loss
19:38 xanthyos http://gyazo.com/6f0f948438a00594bc623cbb8d97723d
19:38 mircea_popescu why the fuck am I able to get through to it no problem ?
19:40 mircea_popescu !up petahash
19:40 mircea_popescu !up elementofone
19:40 elementofone hi everyone
19:41 petahash hola
19:41 BingoBoingo Hi elementofone
19:41 elementofone whats up
19:41 BingoBoingo Not NASA...
19:42 asciilifeform meowmix.
19:42 elementofone meow meow meow
19:42 petahash friendly panda
19:42 elementofone my cat loves meowmix
19:42 mircea_popescu lol what did that rocket fall on anyway
19:43 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well pieces prolly cover a good area around the pad. Made it up a bit before going boom.
19:43 ben_vulpes !down elementofone
19:47 ben_vulpes !up elementofone
19:47 ben_vulpes what's your question, elementofone?
19:47 elementofone how much does 1 million$ equal in bitcoin?
19:48 elementofone is there a dollar to bitcoin ratio on bitcoin?
19:48 mircea_popescu maybe a few k's, if you're lucky.
19:48 ben_vulpes ...
19:48 ben_vulpes ;;calc 1000000 / [ticker --last]
19:48 gribble 2808.19994384
19:48 elementofone BEFORE YOU BAN ME
19:49 elementofone IS THERE A BITCOIN STARTERS GUIDE OUT THERE?
19:49 ben_vulpes ya keep going please.
19:49 ben_vulpes what are you looking to learn?
19:49 elementofone TO LEARN ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT BITCOIN YO
19:49 elementofone I KNOW NOTHING OF BITCOIN
19:49 elementofone JUST GIVE ME A LINK AND I WILL READ IT THEN BAN ME OK =)
19:50 mircea_popescu read the log. http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com
19:50 asciilifeform bot
19:50 elementofone whats a pussy bot going to do?
19:50 petahash check out preev.com
19:50 petahash its based on the exchange rate
19:50 elementofone WHATS A GOOD FUCKING WAY TO START BITCOIN?
19:50 petahash turn off caps
19:50 elementofone fine
19:50 elementofone so 1 dollar equals 353 bitcoins?
19:51 BingoBoingo !down elementofone http://buttcoinfoundation.org
19:51 mircea_popescu lol
19:51 mircea_popescu 1 dollar equals, more or less, nothing.
19:51 mircea_popescu rounded to the closest cent.
19:51 petahash 1 bitcoin = $356 USD
19:51 ben_vulpes ;;ident petahash
19:51 gribble Nick 'petahash', with hostmask 'petahash!~petahash@d173-183-96-243.bchsia.telus.net', is not identified.
19:53 petahash ?
19:54 danielpbarron the exploded nasa thing was carrying "crypto equipment" according to CNN
19:54 mircea_popescu a well.
19:54 petahash link?
19:54 mircea_popescu it's in teh log lol.
19:55 mircea_popescu 22:47:16
19:55 mircea_popescu kakobrekla:
19:55 mircea_popescu just as i pasted the live feed link, they said "need to secure area cause there was crypto gear on board."
19:56 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: Text source or details? Kind of assumed golden toilet crypto equiptment goes to space for both sides so the USians and Ruskies can plot on the subject of stabbing the other faction first in case relations become sour...
19:57 danielpbarron i saw it on the tv in a bar
19:57 danielpbarron and thought, "it's not every day i see the word 'crypto' on tv"
19:58 danielpbarron not that i watch much tv
20:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1255344 @ 0.00076434 = 959.5096 BTC [-] {96}
20:01 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-10-2014#900810 << incidentally, can anyone see that ?
20:01 assbot Logged on 28-10-2014 23:54:38; petahash: link?
20:01 mircea_popescu duh. so assbot can see it.
20:01 kakobrekla >We're sorry for the confusion, it does appear that this was an inbound attack and we've removed the block on your server. I've also given you a $10 credit as an apology for the inconvenience.
20:01 kakobrekla lol!
20:01 mircea_popescu http://qntra.net
20:01 assbot Qntra.net | Bitcoin News, Views & Commentary
20:02 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com
20:02 assbot Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
20:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform artifexd kakobrekla srsly can't see it still ?!
20:02 kakobrekla ;;isup log.bitcoin-assets.com
20:02 gribble log.bitcoin-assets.com is up
20:02 mircea_popescu ;;isup bitbet.us
20:02 gribble bitbet.us is up
20:02 mircea_popescu o.O
20:02 mircea_popescu so does the internets work or doesn't it ?! i'm confused.
20:02 kakobrekla qntra & trilema now works
20:03 mircea_popescu kakobrekla the weird thing is i saw the log syncing throughout.
20:03 kakobrekla throughout what
20:04 kakobrekla log1 does not feed of log(0)
20:04 mircea_popescu throughout you not being able to see trilema o.O
20:04 kakobrekla a
20:04 kakobrekla well inbound != outbound
20:05 kakobrekla anyway i refused to dance bananas and got paid 10 bux
20:05 * kakobrekla will more often refuse things.
20:05 mircea_popescu imagine what you could have made if you accepted!
20:05 kakobrekla nothing!
20:06 mircea_popescu i said imagine
20:06 kakobrekla :p
20:06 artifexd Trilema is up here now
20:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22461 @ 0.00079407 = 17.8356 BTC [+]
20:07 mod6 <@assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1255344 @ 0.00076434 = 959.5096 BTC [-] {96} << ???
20:07 kakobrekla collected over down period
20:07 mod6 oh. ok.
20:11 mircea_popescu catchup looks like
20:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18359 @ 0.00079101 = 14.5222 BTC [-] {2}
20:17 Pierre_Rochard preaching to the choir cazalla, I’d just like to see the damage to their nick if they ever registered in wot
20:20 kakobrekla <mircea_popescu> duh. so assbot can see it. < assbot is looking directly in db, not parsing site
20:20 cazalla Pierre_Rochard, they won't ever register and yet someone like kyle torpey is now preaching bitcoin + pgp but isn't even in the wot to begin with
20:20 Pierre_Rochard ;;rate ktorp -1 “lost his key….”
20:20 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of -1 for user ktorp has been recorded.
20:20 kakobrekla ;;gettrust ktorp
20:20 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user kakobrekla to user ktorp: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=kakobrekla&dest=ktorp | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=ktorp | Rated since: Tue Nov 13 20:06:45 2012
20:21 BingoBoingo http://www.dailydot.com/geek/twitch-sexy-streamers-rule-change/
20:21 assbot Twitch is trying to change its image by banning sexy streamers
20:22 cazalla well i guess i take that back lol
20:22 Pierre_Rochard cazalla: well he may never register again haha
20:23 Pierre_Rochard that said, focusing on those on the fence about registering may be a better approach than chastising those who are very reluctant (as they would get a negative rating right off the bat)
20:24 Pierre_Rochard ;;rate cazalla 1 “http://qntra.net/“
20:24 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user cazalla has been recorded.
20:29 xiando mircea_popescu: I have never heard that tale before so I do not know, so sorry. Interesting tale, though.
20:31 BingoBoingo %d
20:31 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.73 Est. Next Diff: 337540.40 in 923 blocks (#48384) Est. % Change: -28.11
20:32 BingoBoingo %p
20:32 atcbot [PityThePool Hashrate]: 487.45 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 0 TH/s
20:32 BingoBoingo %v
20:32 atcbot [X-BT VWAP] Bid: 55 Ask: 150 Last Price: 46 30d-Vol: 2.99M 30d-High: 266 30d-Low: 1 30d-VWAP: 61
20:36 BingoBoingo http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XW2rWPsL--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kfrfrpbhmgzwf8cngxsr.gif << Bezzel Rocket exploding on Doppler
20:39 mircea_popescu kakobrekla> <mircea_popescu> duh. so assbot can see it. < assbot is looking directly in db, not parsing site << when spitting out page titles ?!
20:40 mircea_popescu <Pierre_Rochard> that said, focusing on those on the fence about registering may be a better approach than chastising those who are very reluctant (as they would get a negative rating right off the bat) << i doubt anyone'd care enough to neg them, unless they did stupid shit
20:41 kakobrekla http://dpaste.com/2BNFP71.txt < the line in the middle is not page title, if thats what you meant
20:41 Pierre_Rochard mircea_popescu: you would not neg andreas, if he negged you for ‘trolling’ ?
20:42 BingoBoingo <Pierre_Rochard> mircea_popescu: you would not neg andreas, if he negged you for ‘trolling’ ? << Andreas has other sins
20:43 mircea_popescu Pierre_Rochard why the fuck would he do that lol.
20:43 mircea_popescu for one thing, he can't even rate before he gets rated, so it's moot
20:43 Pierre_Rochard BingoBoingo: exactly. Joining WoT would bring the skeletons out. Best for him to try to discredit it from afar
20:43 Pierre_Rochard mircea_popescu: huh, I didn’t know that, interesting
20:44 mircea_popescu seems a bizarre approach anyway, join wot, start negrating people. how far is that gonna go lol,
20:44 asciilifeform works now
20:44 mircea_popescu and for that matter, why would anyone imagine negratings from nobody do anything
20:45 xiando I am just guessing here, but if I rate mircea_popescu 10 bought what SEC doesn't like from him ten times and SEC sends out nastly letters like they did the last few days
20:46 xiando then I could negrate mircea_popescu and hope he gets upset and negrates me?
20:46 mircea_popescu wait, what ?!
20:46 xiando mircea_popescu: would negrating be a way to get good ratings with evidence away?
20:46 bounce what are you on about?
20:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform anyway, best i can discern some major routing thing blew at some point somewhere, lost some traffic.
20:47 asciilifeform guessed as much
20:47 mircea_popescu xiando this somehow doesn't make sense. what do you mean "evidence away"?
20:47 xiando seems a bizarre approach anyway, join wot, start negrating people. <- just guessing why someone would do that but I may be way off
20:47 xiando but if it is a freshly created wot account then I am probably way wrong
20:47 mircea_popescu xiando it's like, new kid in school, starts telling all the girls they're ugly,
20:48 mircea_popescu not the best way to behave as a new guy.
20:48 bounce such a person would get a bunch of negrates and drop below the threshold for giving ratings.
20:48 * bounce wonders if unrating is affected by that
20:48 mircea_popescu bounce i dun think it is.
20:48 nubbins` punkman i grabbed the file via curl instead of copypasta, all checks out
20:49 nubbins` had to slightly modify regex for grabbing raw deed
20:49 mircea_popescu nubbins` didja spend it ?
20:50 nubbins` not yet
20:50 nubbins` .balance
20:50 nubbins` wut is it
20:50 mircea_popescu so spend it!
20:50 mircea_popescu Greetings. Sir or Madam. I am Mrs Aminatu Mariam, from South Sudan. I want to invest in your country Azibaijan and settle down there with my
20:50 mircea_popescu family. I want to know more about your country if possible. << anyone looking for a south sudanese chick ?
20:51 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/3fa616f430a223a8a2018cd9c86e3d76/tumblr_nar12dEilO1ti4ud8o7_500.jpg pic unrelated.
20:52 mircea_popescu !up amantonop
20:53 BingoBoingo Fuck, why does my neigborhood choose World Series time to become RF noisy.
20:53 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: <--?-->
20:54 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Watching the game on broadcast TV.
20:54 asciilifeform ^ if that isn't a standard symbol, it should be
20:54 bounce because watching sports is your neighbourhood's preferred way to waste time and it obviously needs wireless to (re)transmit the signals
20:54 asciilifeform ('which causes which ?')
20:54 BingoBoingo bounce: TV antenna lives on roof.
20:55 BingoBoingo Noise somewhere around is fucking up the reception.
20:55 bounce so? think wifi for streaming or even video repeaters using the same ISM band
20:55 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/10/bitcoin-options-are-back-at-ig-markets/
20:55 assbot Bitcoin Options Are Back At IG Markets | Qntra.net
20:57 mircea_popescu http://31.media.tumblr.com/f369544d3ae21a39a45565f62561101a/tumblr_n18sv5U9VN1rwnxnho1_400.gif << options trader.
20:58 jurov http://therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev (^^) but turdatron not added yet!
20:58 asciilifeform congrats jurov!
20:58 jurov only gpg signed message checking
20:58 mircea_popescu o hey!
20:58 BingoBoingo bounce: UHF channel 43, 644-650 MHz
20:59 asciilifeform jurov: can we crap in it yet?
20:59 jurov yes. if you're in wot, you don't even need to register
20:59 jurov only for receiving
21:00 nubbins` https://blockchain.info/tx/08da464bf2037d36f7e4ac68f5fa9bc1dfc9c4cc707d446caaf5b51dcd6b87e4 if anyone is interested
21:00 assbot Bitcoin Transaction 08da464bf2037d36f7e4ac68f5fa9bc1dfc9c4cc707d446caaf5b51dcd6b87e4
21:01 mircea_popescu nubbins` wd!
21:02 mircea_popescu punkman first confirmative tx!
21:02 * asciilifeform mailed in a turd
21:02 bounce in that case, might be, oh, "gigabit" powerline things. the faster they go, the higher up in the spectrum their noise goes
21:03 asciilifeform jurov: borked ?
21:03 jurov possibly
21:03 asciilifeform jurov: 'subscribe' dead too
21:04 jurov "Invalid signature." grrr
21:04 asciilifeform 404
21:04 BingoBoingo bounce: Whatever it is if it doesn't stop by the 6th I might have to find it.
21:06 jurov indeed the signature does not verify
21:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30853 @ 0.00079397 = 24.4964 BTC [+] {2}
21:06 asciilifeform lol!
21:07 asciilifeform verified great here...
21:08 jurov http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=pYFPWdFD can you diff with this?
21:09 asciilifeform fucking lineendings.
21:10 asciilifeform yours: cr/lf.
21:11 mircea_popescu i think i'm in a hurricane over here. rain is more like a solid curtain than anything.
21:12 amantonop .
21:13 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kTr-uLB_yw << mega-lol
21:13 assbot - YouTube
21:13 jurov it won't verify even with \n only
21:14 asciilifeform verified fine here.
21:15 jurov it's the same as in the tarball?
21:15 * jurov looks
21:15 asciilifeform no
21:15 asciilifeform that one had detached sig
21:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3475 @ 0.00079407 = 2.7594 BTC [+]
21:16 nubbins` also if anyone is curious, the following links may be of some use as a quick and dirty deed verification system:
21:17 nubbins` http://pastebin.com/7cHR9UMB
21:17 assbot [Bash] deed.sh - Pastebin.com
21:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform lol not bad.
21:17 nubbins` http://pastebin.com/T2gaR6zp
21:17 assbot [JavaScript] processdeed.js - Pastebin.com
21:17 nubbins` ^ node.js and a couple libs required
21:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i admit, i like practical jokes and stage magic
21:17 nubbins` feel free to transmogrify
21:17 mircea_popescu me too.
21:18 mircea_popescu who doesn't, it's like chocolate.
21:18 rithm i'm working on my own personal webtorrent thingy right now
21:18 rithm it's node
21:18 nubbins` usage: ./deed.sh DEED-ID
21:18 jurov aab1f8ea8c7f131ff69dfa3b9437ba35531018be760132dd6373f41a591f6382 bitcoin-bitcoin-v0.5.3-0-gd05c03a.tar.gz << asciilifeform this line got split in the email
21:18 nubbins` rithm i only started playing with node last week
21:18 asciilifeform jurov: passed after that?
21:19 * nubbins` shrugs
21:19 nubbins` not bad so far
21:19 mircea_popescu rithm not bad.
21:19 jurov yes passes (with 2 spaces inbetween)
21:20 asciilifeform jurov: let me try again with another gizmo
21:20 jurov CORRECT SOURCE AND RESUBNIT
21:20 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0M35QMB.txt )
21:20 mircea_popescu !b 1
21:21 nubbins` heh.
21:21 asciilifeform jurov: ok how about that one
21:22 jurov another discard.. in your outbox the line is not split?
21:22 asciilifeform nope.
21:22 asciilifeform wait
21:22 asciilifeform yes!
21:22 asciilifeform 'squirrelmail' also retarded.
21:23 mircea_popescu don't hate it just because it uses STANDARD CLRLBLABLA^H^H^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@^@
21:23 nubbins` heh
21:24 rithm mircea_popescu this thing on HN today made me want my own http://joker.org
21:24 assbot Joker.org | .torrent -> streamable video
21:24 nubbins` CLRF IS THE STANDARD NEWLINE
21:24 rithm i assume it's overloaded by now
21:24 nubbins` ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR
21:24 rithm maybe it still works shrug
21:26 jurov in kmail there's option "wordwrap at column:", guess it can be set in most editors
21:26 asciilifeform and folks ask me wtf i mean when i say 'we don't have computers yet'
21:26 asciilifeform there was no line break retardation going in!
21:26 jurov try leaving the body empty and put the mesg as first attachemnt
21:26 decimation re: crypto gear << probably something that talks to this: https://www.viasat.com/files/assets/web/datasheets/KS-252_datasheet_008.pdf
21:26 mircea_popescu attachment usually works.
21:27 bounce well, no, there wasn't. forget the cr and the thing'd just sit there and beep. forget the lf and you'd eventually cut the paper.
21:27 asciilifeform jurov: sent
21:27 BingoBoingo So rf environment here calmed its bitch down
21:28 mircea_popescu bounce so you are saying we're stuck computing on annimated typewriters because reasons ?
21:29 asciilifeform 'hysterical raisins'
21:29 jurov nope, it did base64 encode it and put it as second attachment after empty text/plain part
21:29 jurov /o\
21:30 bounce we more or less are, yes. except that those paper-driven things actually did stuff with the control codes and could produce accents in just 7 bits
21:30 jurov guess it has to loop over all parts.
21:30 mircea_popescu bounce i guess i best get my carwhip fixed then.
21:30 bounce yes, get on with it
21:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27000 @ 0.00078993 = 21.3281 BTC [-] {2}
21:31 jurov one needs email client that allows to disable linewrap and richtext
21:31 asciilifeform no rich text crap here
21:31 asciilifeform and no wraps going in
21:31 mircea_popescu ... and thisis how jurov ended up rewriting the lighbulb.
21:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28850 @ 0.0007899 = 22.7886 BTC [-]
21:32 asciilifeform possibly these will have to travel armoured and rsa'd to turdatron's pubkey
21:32 asciilifeform to avoid mutilation
21:32 asciilifeform because retardation everywhere.
21:32 jurov when i bruteforce scan all mime parts this one would pass
21:32 bounce 7bit ascii, line lengths within 80 cols or so. otherwise you end up with encodings and wraps and whatnots.
21:33 mircea_popescu jurov yeah srsly, maybe only accept base64'd emails ?
21:33 asciilifeform bounce: 80 cols << satoshi's original fails!
21:33 mircea_popescu then decode check etc ?
21:33 BingoBoingo Oh ground rule double.
21:33 jurov it knows how to decode base64 that's not a problem
21:34 mircea_popescu so then, emails can only be sent to list as base64'd signed matter.
21:34 bounce properly decode the mime encoding crapola? quoted-printable and all that.
21:34 jurov just i thought i don't need to scan all the (nested!) mime parts
21:34 bounce haha. of course you have to do that.
21:34 jurov srs, i now wonder what the dude that made the patch and supposedly maintains it, what he uses it for?
21:34 decimation asciilifeform: must maintain compatibility to 1974!
21:34 bounce you thought you could get off easy? not so fast. this is mime.
21:35 mircea_popescu mime is such gunk
21:35 jurov it did not support mime before at all
21:35 asciilifeform this is reason #.... why it all needs to burn
21:35 bounce that it is. but moreover email isn't bitwise consistent, which any cryptographic hash function requires
21:36 mircea_popescu and all this bulcrap so some idiot somewhere can send... what was it even ? html emails ?
21:36 decimation as I pointed out last night, 7-bit ascii has perfectly good SOM/EOM chars
21:36 asciilifeform because plain ascii is like naked people
21:36 mircea_popescu lol
21:36 jurov stan can't you just paste it to mailx for now?
21:36 asciilifeform everything feels free to manipulate the hanging bits
21:36 mircea_popescu so quotable.
21:36 asciilifeform jurov: i won't use mail clients.
21:36 bounce mime aspires to be clothing worthy of an emperor.
21:37 decimation so really it's not even ascii, it's tard-ascii which is a much less useful subset of ascii
21:37 nubbins` https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54619107/Goldmund/bitcoin/support-bits.jpg
21:37 asciilifeform the only kind available when the net is involved
21:37 nubbins` ^ i want my coffee to cost 3470
21:37 nubbins` subunit-of-the-month
21:37 decimation what's that symbol?
21:37 bounce oh sod off. what's with the spamming of that stupid picture?
21:38 asciilifeform a microscope.
21:38 asciilifeform 19th. c. vintage
21:38 asciilifeform with convenient ocular/hammer handle combo.
21:38 nubbins` bounce you have inline images turned on? :0
21:38 decimation it looks like a wouff-hong http://www.arrl.org/ham-radio-history
21:38 assbot Ham Radio History
21:38 decimation " A Wouff Hong is a fictional tool used to "punish" Amateur Radio operators, who demonstrate poor operating practices."
21:39 asciilifeform http://www.arrl.org/images/view/TIS/History/Wouff_Hong_1.jpg << looks like those 'dual dildos'
21:40 BingoBoingo Two ground rule doubles in one inning???
21:40 decimation fun fact: usg banned ham radio during WWII
21:40 decimation because!
21:40 asciilifeform like all the other combatants.
21:41 mircea_popescu decimation for obvious reasons neh ?
21:41 nubbins` ^
21:42 decimation sure, so if we have another war are they gonna ban the internet?
21:42 nubbins` what do you think 8)
21:42 BingoBoingo decimation: Nao Internet bans the war!!!
21:42 mircea_popescu decimation certainly.
21:42 decimation asciilifeform: reminds me of the first Stierlitz episode where he receives the enciphered message on shortwave
21:43 asciilifeform decimation: like everybody ever ?
21:43 asciilifeform decimation: nobody cancelled it even now
21:43 mircea_popescu meanwhile on the internet, a) http://41.media.tumblr.com/d4a5ffd152980a413abf7f1d0f0abdd8/tumblr_n7n6vtIcBA1r59r91o2_500.jpg b) http://36.media.tumblr.com/dbd4d9a1b348445e33f187f8f22741e8/tumblr_n7n6vtIcBA1r59r91o1_500.jpg c) http://41.media.tumblr.com/3c946b3d4bb98b0e1b4427b178f706ca/tumblr_n7n6vtIcBA1r59r91o4_500.jpg
21:43 asciilifeform dildotron!
21:43 mircea_popescu note that the surprised face is midway :D
21:43 asciilifeform operator's hands suggestively obscure the functional unit.
21:44 decimation asciilifeform: indeed. if you have an interest in such stations, see this: http://www.numbersoddities.nl/
21:44 assbot Numbers stations home page
21:44 BingoBoingo Oh, more Verizon shennanigans http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/10/verizon-bankrolled-news-site-bans-stories-on-spying-and-net-neutrality/
21:44 assbot Verizon-bankrolled news site bans stories on US spying and net neutrality | Ars Technica
21:45 asciilifeform 'The site has headlines such as "Why The Future Of Anonymous Browsing Lies In Hardware," ' << lol! even after 'kickstarter' threw out the turd?
21:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform "because user can't modify hardware as easily" ?
21:45 decimation well obviously joe sixpack is going to design and reduce his own vhdl
21:45 mircea_popescu the current problem of teh nsa is that future roi on baby exploits is dubious at best.
21:46 mircea_popescu so very little incentive to design new stuff.
21:46 asciilifeform the future of asking people nicely to shoot themselves in the head, however, is bright!
21:46 asciilifeform for some reason - they often oblige
21:46 decimation what I find amusing watching snowden is that he clearly sees that unelected bureaucrats have 'stolen' power. Yet, he thinks that 'democracy' will actually reign sovereign!
21:47 mircea_popescu funny how that works, huh.
21:47 asciilifeform decimation: what makes you think mr. s thinks? or even lives ?
21:47 mircea_popescu people get these fixed ideas.
21:47 decimation You mean like he's max headroom now?
21:47 asciilifeform more osama than max
21:48 asciilifeform 'historical fiction'
21:48 decimation like, the constitution wasn't powerful enough to constrain bureaucrats, so maybe a constitutional remedy will fix it?
21:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform doesn't he show up to conferences and shit ?
21:48 asciilifeform not afaik
21:48 asciilifeform well, in a sense, via whorecam
21:49 asciilifeform the way osama did.
21:49 * mircea_popescu doesn't really care one way or another.
21:49 decimation he appeared on google hangout last week: http://ethics.harvard.edu/event/lawrence-lessig-interviews-edward-snowden
21:49 assbot Lawrence Lessig interviews Edward Snowden | Edmond J. Safra Center for Ethics
21:49 mircea_popescu let him get in the wot.
21:49 * asciilifeform doesn't care particularly much, except for sport
21:49 decimation nah, he's pretty much a nobody
21:50 mircea_popescu wait! is orlov alive ?
21:50 decimation it's obvious he will be used as a figurehead that will represent yet another cause that deserves a usg teat
21:50 mircea_popescu what if they replaced orlov with yarvin
21:50 mircea_popescu and yarvin with that dead banker
21:50 jurov asciilifeform: retry
21:50 BingoBoingo Reason #8 to follow sports, Provides context for evaluating other pursuits one follows for the sport of it.
21:51 asciilifeform jurov: retried (message in body)
21:51 jurov line split again
21:52 asciilifeform retried w/ attachment
21:53 * BingoBoingo searches for conspiracies positing Matheny responsible for killing Taveras
21:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26000 @ 0.00078988 = 20.5369 BTC [-] {2}
21:53 jurov "Message signed by key which does not match message sender address" ohmy
21:53 asciilifeform lol
21:53 asciilifeform retardation
21:53 asciilifeform wtf does it matter from what email
21:54 BingoBoingo WhatsApp, losing money http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/10/newly-facebook-owned-whatsapp-lost-roughly-200m-in-two-years/
21:54 assbot Newly Facebook-owned WhatsApp lost roughly $200M in 2 years | Ars Technica
21:54 decimation BingoBoingo: how could it possibly 'gain money?
21:54 asciilifeform usg donation?
21:54 decimation like, they start $19 bn in the hole and the have an app?
21:55 BingoBoingo decimation: Merit Washing?
21:56 jurov btw.. what if someone takes your chicken.asc and uses it to spam the list?
21:56 asciilifeform jurov: good point. let's serial # ?
21:57 jurov we'll come to that later
21:57 asciilifeform that or simply store hashes of msg
21:57 asciilifeform and reject dupes
21:58 BingoBoingo http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/10/feds-have-identified-searched-suspected-second-intelligence-leaker/ << Oh, USG not prosecuting leaker because of appearances
21:58 assbot Feds have identified, searched suspected second intelligence leaker | Ars Technica
21:59 asciilifeform rectothermal inquest, rectothermal verdict, rectothermal sentence...
21:59 asciilifeform who's the 'third leaker' who leaked the impalement of the second ?
21:59 BingoBoingo Or they broke him, the Winston solution
21:59 BingoBoingo Yahoo is third leaker so...
21:59 asciilifeform fourth
21:59 BingoBoingo Crafted disinfo?
21:59 BingoBoingo Ah
22:00 BingoBoingo 4th is Yahoo
22:00 decimation eh, it seems to me that usg has capitulated to reality
22:00 decimation the reality that they can't keep secrets, that is
22:00 * asciilifeform can't picture these folks 'capitulating to reality' even after they're hogtied in the drowning barges.
22:02 BingoBoingo Shhhh.... Poor form to say that when I'm pricing barges
22:03 decimation oh, I can totally see them capitulate if it means they get a nanoslice of power in exchange
22:03 BingoBoingo http://bargesandworkboatsforsale.com/barges-for-sale/30x36x3-sectional-barge-40000/
22:03 assbot 30x36x3 sectional barge year unknown 3 sections 10x36x3 $40,000 for all 3 sections. | Barges and Work Boats for Sale
22:04 jurov http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2014-October/000001.html well..not exactly expected outcome
22:04 jurov better set up the line wrap
22:04 asciilifeform set up?
22:05 jurov disable
22:05 asciilifeform it isn't enabled!
22:05 asciilifeform what, i gotta debug 'squirrelmail' now ?
22:05 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/10/mit-bitcoin-project-goes-live/ less than a week to claim the coins, i wonder if what remains will be pocketed by someone
22:05 assbot MIT Bitcoin Project Goes Live | Qntra.net
22:06 jurov mhm
22:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.00079429 = 14.8532 BTC [+] {2}
22:12 nubbins` .deed http://dpaste.com/218ATYP.txt
22:12 nubbins` oh
22:12 jurov subscriptions now work.. and the above problems are prolly better to sleep on
22:13 asciilifeform above problem should probably involve ascii-armoured gpgrams
22:13 mircea_popescu <BingoBoingo> decimation: Merit Washing? << actually 200mn is a gross understatement.
22:13 decimation of the gains or losses?
22:13 asciilifeform because i will -not- be dealing in mail client internals.
22:13 mircea_popescu of the losses lol
22:13 mircea_popescu what gains
22:14 jurov just wrap the text before signing?
22:14 mircea_popescu * asciilifeform can't picture these folks 'capitulating to reality' even after they're hogtied in the drowning barges. <<< this because they understand how "the world" works.
22:14 asciilifeform wrap?
22:14 jurov wordwrap
22:14 asciilifeform i will not be massaging code to fit in this mess either
22:14 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well Whatsapp is a premium value loser for USG because of the large non-USian user population. Maybe ISIS has an account there.
22:14 asciilifeform no, no, and no.
22:14 mircea_popescu lol
22:15 mircea_popescu does stan sound like a rambunctious bad boy or what
22:15 * asciilifeform draws the line at coprophagia
22:15 nubbins` lel
22:15 decimation I'm trying to get an openbsd vm running for 'adult' platform
22:15 mircea_popescu but all the other girls ate shit!
22:15 asciilifeform crackwhoring, codewhoring, every other depravity - sure.
22:15 asciilifeform l0l
22:15 nubbins` table=flipped
22:18 mircea_popescu incidentally, i have nfi why the libtards keep going with the "x many people nobody gives a shit about have no access to clean water"
22:18 asciilifeform and the peculiar flavour of the articles, as if water were vented to outer space
22:18 mircea_popescu it'd go a lot further if it read "three out of four black adults ate on average a pound of shit in 2013"
22:18 BingoBoingo http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2014/10/how_to_end_gamergate_a_divide_and_conquer_plan.html
22:18 assbot How to end Gamergate: A divide-and-conquer plan.
22:18 asciilifeform !s recycled food
22:18 assbot 17 results for 'recycled food' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=recycled+food
22:19 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo lmao these dorks
22:19 asciilifeform 'doxed' !
22:19 nubbins` http://cavirtexlawsuit.com/
22:19 assbot CAVIRTEX Class Action Lawsuit | The official class action lawsuit against CAVIRTEX
22:19 decimation in london in the 19th century, most paupers drank straight from the thames
22:19 nubbins` legitimatewebsite.com
22:19 decimation generally they would let the turds settle to the bottom of a bucket before drinking
22:19 asciilifeform spammershill.com
22:19 decimation coinshit.edu
22:19 nubbins` heh
22:20 nubbins` the OFFICIAL class action lawsuit
22:20 mircea_popescu lol.
22:20 mircea_popescu as opposed to what, the officious class action ?
22:20 nubbins` offer expires nov 1, send info today
22:20 nubbins` What information do I need to provide to file a claim?
22:20 mircea_popescu so i'm watching "nudist colon y of the dead". there should be an award for this level of forced humor
22:20 nubbins` etc etc, "Other information that you feel is relevant"
22:20 mircea_popescu "humor".
22:20 nubbins` lel
22:21 decimation actually 'clean water' in india is quite dangerous, owing to the deposits of arsenic in the water
22:22 mircea_popescu !up sxejno
22:22 asciilifeform 'clean water' in india is quite dangerous << ??? - arsenic and shit cancel out in a burst of gamma ray ?
22:22 mircea_popescu decimation india actually has much less of a problem than shitafrica.
22:22 sxejno thanks mircea
22:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes, because shit is mostly dead red cells
22:23 jurov no that's piss
22:23 mircea_popescu (shit cleans arsenic out of water throuigh roughly the same chemistry arsenic poisons live humans)
22:23 asciilifeform bioscavenger!
22:23 jurov red cells go to kidneys
22:24 asciilifeform jurov: i think mircea_popescu is speaking of bioscavenging
22:24 mircea_popescu jurov nah, some hemoglobin clears through kidneys, but most goes to the colon
22:24 decimation yeah, filtering water through lots of carbon is generally a good idea
22:24 asciilifeform ;;google bioscavenger
22:24 gribble PharmAthene | Bioscavenger: <http://www.pharmathene.com/product-portfolio/bioscavenger>; The Center For Catalytic Bioscavenger Medical Defense Research: <http://usamricd.apgea.army.mil/apps/ICDU54/>; Army Seeks Development of Bioscavenger Prophylactics for ...: <http://globalbiodefense.com/2012/04/09/army-seeks-development-of-bioscavenger-prophylactics-for-chemical-nerve- (1 more message)
22:24 mircea_popescu and incidentally, i live in the world's capital for arsenic poisoning
22:25 decimation really?
22:25 mircea_popescu myeah.
22:28 sxejno so mircea, arsenic aside, but still on the topic of toxins, have you heard any more from the US SEC or whatever other agencies?
22:29 mircea_popescu no, but in an amusing development every noob in the space has started pretending they got one too.
22:30 sxejno ahaha
22:30 sxejno none here, since early 2011
22:30 sxejno haha
22:31 mircea_popescu where is here again ?
22:31 BingoBoingo I still only have that one front door visit from the feds
22:32 sxejno in the land of the free
22:34 mircea_popescu sxejno what languages do you translate to/from ?
22:36 sxejno haha, I could tell you, but you could find out if you know that much.
22:36 TheNewDeal land of the free - is that sub-saharan africa?
22:36 sxejno If you haven't found out in a few minutes I'll tell you
22:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25099 @ 0.00078987 = 19.8249 BTC [-]
22:38 jurov !up nara_narayana
22:38 BingoBoingo Gawker toxic to advertizers: http://adland.tv/adnews/gawker-toxic-brands-who-partner-them/1291467968
22:38 assbot Gawker is toxic to brands who partner with them | adland.tv
22:39 nara_narayana http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/28/us-hungary-internet-protest-idUSKBN0IH29M20141028
22:39 assbot Around 100,000 Hungarians rally for democracy as internet tax hits nerve| Reuters
22:40 mircea_popescu !up nara_narayana
22:40 mircea_popescu <BingoBoingo> Gawker toxic to advertizers: http://adland.tv/adnews/gawker-toxic-brands-who-partner-them/1291467968 << this is quite true, and not just of them.
22:41 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I'm just amazed that in the battle ov Redditors vs. Shitty Journos, both sides are losing so profoundly
22:42 nara_narayana it's rhetoric is degrading quickly on both sides
22:42 nara_narayana *its
22:43 nara_narayana one can only laugh
22:43 BingoBoingo I mean Gawker particularly calls people out on harassment yet they wrote: http://gawker.com/335894/peter-thiel-is-totally-gay-people
22:43 assbot Peter Thiel is totally gay, people
22:44 nara_narayana what are you, homophobic?
22:44 BingoBoingo No
22:44 BingoBoingo Just Amazing to see cast iron implements call each other out on their composition
22:44 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:45 thestringpuller amazing like south park
22:45 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:45 jurov not composition, color
22:45 sxejno so did you figure out my languages, mircea?
22:45 nara_narayana should have put a /s
22:45 BingoBoingo jurov: Well, sure
22:46 jurov "you pot iron!" "you zamak!"
22:46 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0Y2PX2Z.txt )
22:46 BingoBoingo !b 5
22:46 BingoBoingo Is black zamak a thing yet?
22:47 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo no, it's how it works.
22:48 mircea_popescu ;;google translate nigger to russian
22:48 gribble (google translate <from-language> [to] <to-language> <text>) -- Returns <text> translated from <from-language> into <to-language>. Beware that translating to or from languages that use multi-byte characters may result in some very odd results.
22:49 mircea_popescu (it's негр, for the record)
22:49 decimation lol
22:49 mircea_popescu негр цинка
22:50 jurov αράπης (google said)
22:50 mircea_popescu arapos
22:50 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1R2HB6W.txt )
22:50 BingoBoingo !b 3
22:50 mircea_popescu that means arab. it's how you say "slave" in romanian, incidentally.
22:50 mircea_popescu because all romanians knew of slaves was through the arabic slaves of the medieval turks.
22:51 jurov črnuh << somalian
22:52 kakobrekla hey hey!
22:53 mircea_popescu lol
22:53 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9T_SvPlb8w
22:53 assbot Oci Ciornie - YouTube
22:53 mircea_popescu guy learned russian phonetically, it sounds totally like ai.
22:56 undata "Like the immigrant Jews who created Hollywood a century ago, a gay investor has no way to fit into the old establishment." << pffffffff
22:56 nara_narayana he is reading a script
22:56 undata shit, I was scrolled up. That was from the Thiel article
22:56 undata ah, not as scrolled as I thought.
22:57 undata on a restaurant nearby someone spraypainted "gay is race"
22:57 mircea_popescu undata wait, you disagree from experience about the gay fitting, or you're shocked and surprised that thiel may actually take your peculiar payment ?
22:57 undata apparently trying to make the same idiotic point
22:57 undata mircea_popescu: I disgree that it's worth mentioning
22:57 mircea_popescu hm.
22:58 mircea_popescu what else isn't worth mentioning ?
22:58 nara_narayana sexual orientation, i would say
22:58 mircea_popescu i mention it all the time!
22:58 mircea_popescu or is it only for fags ?
22:59 undata mircea_popescu: the writer is trying to cast himself as part of some team which Thiel brings some kind of social progress honor to
22:59 undata the two people have nothing of note in common
22:59 mircea_popescu ah that. well certainly.
22:59 nara_narayana in matters such as this, i couldn't care less where you stick your penis
22:59 mircea_popescu kinda the job of internet nobodies, innit ? "i saw x thing on google trends now i'm going to write about it in a vain but strongly held hope that mayhap the association may benefit me"
23:00 mircea_popescu decentralized commercial copywriting,
23:00 nara_narayana lol
23:00 mircea_popescu how about http://41.media.tumblr.com/721f372d53619c48f717fd4e5ecee191/tumblr_msug1910Ri1sozibeo1_500.jpg nara_narayana ?
23:00 nara_narayana lordy
23:01 mircea_popescu Lycerion, ce din genuni rasari cu-o-ntreaga lume, nu cere semne si minuni care n-au chip si nume.
23:05 decimation http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/09/30/i-can-tolerate-anything-except-the-outgroup/ << "Recently, there was a thread on Reddit asking – Redditors Against Gay Marriage, What Is Your Best Supporting Argument? A Reddit user who didn’t understand how anybody could be against gay marriage honestly wanted to know how other people who were against it justified their position. ... It soon became clear that nobody there was actually against
23:05 assbot I Can Tolerate Anything Except The Outgroup | Slate Star Codex
23:05 decimation gay marriage."
23:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4003 @ 0.00078924 = 3.1593 BTC [-]
23:05 thestringpuller https://bitcoinfoundation.org/forum/index.php?/topic/1132-open-letter-to-bitcoin-businesses-why-im-closing-my-accounts/
23:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: guy learned russian phonetically, it sounds totally like ai << gets worse. 1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmAxM5GixMM 2) (danger! bagpipe) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0LMkJBBbs
23:06 assbot Katusha - Ottoman Military Band and Red Army Choir - YouTube
23:06 assbot _-_ - YouTube
23:06 asciilifeform (1 - turks. 2 - jp)
23:07 mircea_popescu lol manele katjusha
23:08 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt1vQ81jNWw << one of the better such scenes.
23:08 assbot Scene from "Casablanca" movie - YouTube
23:14 TheNewDeal thestringpuller : oh isn't that speeshal
23:15 asciilifeform decimation: It soon became clear that nobody there was actually against << http://www.republibot.com/content/book-review-%E2%80%9C-star-diaries%E2%80%9D-stanislaw-lem-1971 >> grep 'eleventh voyage.'
23:15 assbot BOOK REVIEW: The Star Diaries by Stanislaw Lem (1971) | Republibot
23:15 asciilifeform (spoiler alert)
23:21 decimation asciilifeform: interesting - it seems doctor who ripped this guy off
23:22 asciilifeform in usa (?) they recently put out a film purporting to be a riff on his epic 'futurological congress'
23:23 mircea_popescu i have nfi how anyone even uses any of the sites in the gawker empire of crap. and incidentally tech crunch or mashable are exacly the same shit : exactly 0 comments, no content, just a bunch of pointless, flashy page elements.
23:23 mircea_popescu i would be very surprised if the "top 10" blogs actually get any reads at all.
23:23 asciilifeform advanced spamatronics.
23:24 mircea_popescu srsly.
23:24 thestringpuller woot woot
23:24 thestringpuller world series is goin to game 7
23:24 mircea_popescu i mean watsapp lost money ? heh. all these derps only survive exactly on the myspace ticket : old people like ted turner have nfi what's what online,
23:24 mircea_popescu and so they keep pouring money in.
23:25 mircea_popescu !up bitspill_
23:25 mircea_popescu !up bitstein
23:25 decimation if morality is only that which arouses sympathies - an each man has his own unique sentiment - how is moral discussion possible, given no constant set of assumptions to build upon?
23:26 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: and so they keep pouring money in. << 55 employees and purchased for 19 billion?
23:26 thestringpuller ;;calc 19000000000 / 55
23:26 gribble 345454545.455
23:26 thestringpuller ^- per capita?
23:26 decimation they are very important people you see
23:26 mircea_popescu decimation what constant set of assumption do we have in common ?
23:26 thestringpuller if there were text book example for "The Case of Too Much Money" this would be in that chapter.
23:27 mircea_popescu or for that matter, what constant set of assumptions do physicists have in common ? if discussion relied on constant assumptions, science'd be in principle impossible.
23:27 decimation empricism
23:27 mircea_popescu how is that constant ?
23:27 mircea_popescu empiricism is about as constant as beauty.
23:28 decimation no, I mean empricism is in principle impossible, not science
23:28 mircea_popescu how do you distinguish ?
23:29 mats_cd03 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8522247 << hn is so disappointing sometimes
23:29 assbot Smuggling Snowden Secrets | Hacker News
23:30 mats_cd03 top comment conflates gpg with pgp, ten odd comments in a useless discussion about key exchange and comms over the same channel, five comments by a bunch of fucking dummies talking about key signing parties, and a few pumping keybase
23:30 decimation that which can be synthesized without reference to sensory experience
23:31 mircea_popescu mats_cd03 seems about par for the hnourse.
23:31 mircea_popescu decimation so metaphysics ?
23:31 decimation heh yeah I've been reading kant
23:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13950 @ 0.00078752 = 10.9859 BTC [-]
23:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19700 @ 0.00078861 = 15.5356 BTC [+] {2}
23:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23400 @ 0.00079104 = 18.5103 BTC [+] {5}
23:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16675 @ 0.00079255 = 13.2158 BTC [+]
23:48 asciilifeform hn << notice how the circus has all of the obligatory clowns, acrobats. including the inescapable shitgnomes pushing 'keybase' etc.
23:48 ben_vulpes from the shitgnome lulzotron: https://github.com/keybase/keybase-issues/issues/160
23:48 assbot Uploading private keys puts users at risk Issue #160 keybase/keybase-issues GitHub
23:49 mircea_popescu o.O
23:51 ben_vulpes " I'd like my secret key on multiple machines, and I don't know how to move it around easily."
23:51 ben_vulpes "Although I agree that it's totally insecure, no matter how you sugar coat it--I really don't think it's a feature that should be removed."
23:53 mircea_popescu he probably doesn't think windows is a feature that should be removed either.
23:53 ben_vulpes here's a wack notion
23:53 thestringpuller dude these comments are just
23:53 ben_vulpes if i spin up two bitcoinds and use cli arg '-connect' to point them at each other, can they mine?
23:53 thestringpuller these people exist?
23:53 bounce "insecurity is a feature we should not remove"
23:53 ben_vulpes can/will
23:53 ben_vulpes wacky*
23:54 asciilifeform bounce: recall the 'null ciphers' in ssl et al
23:54 asciilifeform classic shitgnomery
23:54 asciilifeform 'must give the option of shooting self in head'
23:54 asciilifeform never know when you might want to!
23:54 asciilifeform esp. in the middle of a connection.
23:55 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes yes.
23:56 mircea_popescu you'll have to hack the checkpoints in
23:56 ben_vulpes (also i'm assuming that you're not trolling me and saying "yes they'll mine in the sense of hashing loltworotlzlzlzl")
23:57 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i'm more inclined to hack the checkpoints out.
23:57 ben_vulpes but this could be retarded - i don't actually know.
23:57 mircea_popescu i don't see a problem with their going away.
23:57 * ben_vulpes suspects checkpoints are the dumb thing here
23:57 mircea_popescu and yes, they will mine, on their own chain, obviously.
23:57 ben_vulpes that's what i suspected.
23:58 ben_vulpes look at that! regtest mode implemented in configuration. no chainparams.cpp necessary.
23:58 ben_vulpes (theoretically, ofc).
23:59 thestringpuller !t h AM1
23:59 assbot [HAVELOCK:AM1] 1D: 0.10200000 / 0.10303907 / 0.10909900 (46 shares, 4.73979700 BTC), 7D: 0.09000000 / 0.1126693 / 0.15000000 (1984 shares, 223.53589961 BTC), 30D: 0.09000000 / 0.11913696 / 0.19210002 (5682 shares, 676.93620858 BTC)
23:59 mircea_popescu !up Phoebus
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