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00:03 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: unrelated - recent re-read, recommended to you specifically - 'the design of the unix operating system', m. j. bach.
00:03 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Will put in on the list.
00:04 * BingoBoingo still reeling over last week's discovery that of all distros Linux Mint appears as though it will be a systemd holdout.
00:04 asciilifeform best holdout/distro is no distro
00:04 asciilifeform home cooking.
00:05 asciilifeform 'gentoo' is sufficiently malleable, presently, to fill the role.
00:05 BingoBoingo Right, Linux Mint still comes with so many bolt ons and opaque Ubuntu heart.
00:05 asciilifeform creeping poetteringisms in all known distro, however.
00:06 asciilifeform e.g., 'dbus'.
00:14 punkman https://twitter.com/La_Polisse/status/561813987655168000/photo/1
00:14 assbot Comment la neige a permis l'arrestation d'un cultivateur de weed... (De /Torped00) http://t.co/zGp3XbDSEf
00:14 danielpbarron http://danielpbarron.com/advanced_os.log.txt
00:14 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztKf5T )
00:15 asciilifeform danielpbarron: wallowing with the eagles, soaring with the pigs, eh
00:17 cazalla punkman, took me a moment
00:18 danielpbarron it's a Bible channel / not usually that kind of conversation in there
00:19 BingoBoingo Wallowing with the Eagles is the best wallowing.
00:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 97 @ 0.06998999 = 6.789 BTC [+]
00:24 mircea_popescu so apparently there exists a real estate firm in ba called "asses propriedades"
00:24 mircea_popescu "hello, yeah, i'd like to rent an ass. can i live in it ?"
00:31 BingoBoingo Have any pogo people run the ArmV build with a preloaded blockchain (i.e. minimal initial sync before current)?
00:33 thestringpuller "yo homie we major"
00:35 thestringpuller BingoBoingo: what'd you think of the game?
00:35 thestringpuller Can't believe all action in 4th quarter.
00:36 thestringpuller also when did Kurt Warner become old?
00:36 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: Bullshit ending. Also I really want a 30 foot golden mechanical tiger to ride for when the times come.
00:36 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: Kurt Warner's always been old.
00:36 BingoBoingo Even when he was on the Rams he was old having bagged groceries and played NFL Europe.
00:38 * BingoBoingo very disappoint the game didn't end with Whitey getting Lynched
00:41 thestringpuller LOL
00:42 BingoBoingo https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8982452 so little conversation on the HN
00:42 assbot Hacking on the Satoshi Codebase | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztMAxF )
00:42 thestringpuller Kurt Warner went hard in 2000
00:42 thestringpuller Rams vs Titans was a great game.
00:42 thestringpuller iirc it almost went into OT
00:42 BingoBoingo Indeed. Would have been nice to see Seattle win on the ground and close the book on the Air Assault era that ushered in
00:42 BingoBoingo It did almost do that
00:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 175750 @ 0.00036135 = 63.5073 BTC [-] {2}
01:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 115224 @ 0.0003655 = 42.1144 BTC [+] {2}
01:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80300 @ 0.00036806 = 29.5552 BTC [+] {2}
01:03 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/02/foundation-releases-report-and-bitcoin-0-5-3-1/
01:04 asciilifeform 'In the interest of the reference implementation being a robust solution that requires minimal trust of its peers the header's only approach favored by the Vessenes' foundation's forks' developers.' <<< wat?
01:04 * asciilifeform failed to parse this sentence
01:05 BingoBoingo how about: In the interest of the reference implementation being a robust solution that requires minimal trust of its peers, the header's only approach favored by the Vessenes' foundation's forks' developers is being passed over in favor of actual solutions.
01:06 cazalla asciilifeform, ya need a few beers, reads ok here, had a few beers though
01:07 BingoBoingo cazalla: I tried to fix the parsing. Sentence needed a subject among other things.
01:07 adlai header's?
01:07 adlai like, the header only had one approach, so this approach was the header's only approach?
01:07 mircea_popescu stickler's
01:08 adlai ye's
01:08 BingoBoingo Sentence refactored again
01:08 adlai it's fucking underlined in blue, how does it not jump out to you
01:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81372 @ 0.00036973 = 30.0857 BTC [+]
01:09 BingoBoingo I am blind to the things I write.
01:09 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_scFjd2pSI
01:09 assbot Abracadabra - Steve Millers Band (Lyrics) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztOWfR )
01:09 adlai actually if we go full anal, strunk & white specifically mentions that the plural of a singular ending in s includes an additional apostrophe+s, so it'd be « Vessenes's »
01:10 * asciilifeform was taught this formula
01:10 BingoBoingo Vessenes is not a singular
01:10 BingoBoingo Y. Pestis does not occur in the singular
01:11 mircea_popescu lmao
01:11 mircea_popescu vesseneii & winklevii
01:11 mircea_popescu actually i suppose it could be winkleix by now
01:11 mircea_popescu they're way past the 8th "launch"of their whatever it is.
01:11 BingoBoingo Winkelgox
01:12 mircea_popescu wynona ryder's somehow going to end up mixed in all this isn't she.
01:12 BingoBoingo Is she still a thing?
01:12 mircea_popescu don't thingify women!
01:12 BingoBoingo She thingified shoplifting
01:13 mircea_popescu she just liberated some items from an oppressive representative hierarchical inventory system.
01:13 mircea_popescu that's not even objective!
01:13 BingoBoingo Right, and it lead to Obama
01:14 mircea_popescu hm. no lead obama, now that'd probably help the environment.
01:14 BingoBoingo And you know where they mine lead? Ozarkistan.
01:16 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge9Ou3-YyqU << this is perhaps the oddest set for a pop song.
01:16 assbot Brian Hyland "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztPuTa )
01:16 mircea_popescu i suppose they did more solid ice in the 60s than previously thought.
01:17 BingoBoingo Totally. And then Nixon killed the Chemistry hobby.
01:19 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/more-beat-around-whore-street/
01:21 mircea_popescu http://www.dangerandplay.com/2014/03/17/mating-grounds-geoffrey-miller-tucker-max-hilarity-ensues/ << this shit's pretty lulzy, as far as academic drama goes.
01:21 assbot Mating Grounds: Geoffrey Miller and Tucker Max Copy Danger & Play and Hilarity Ensues - Danger & Play ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztPUbY )
01:24 scoopbot New post on The Whet by han@thewhet: http://thewhet.net/2015/line-betting-on-bitbet-january-2015/
01:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1927 @ 0.00095462 = 1.8396 BTC [-] {7}
01:28 BingoBoingo !up BigBitz
01:35 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcYP3OhlUU << speaking of the http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-01-2015#996778 thread
01:35 assbot Tucker Max Is Lying - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztR5s7 )
01:35 assbot Logged on 29-01-2015 04:14:19; asciilifeform: they 'which room'
01:35 mircea_popescu this guy is supposedly a big deal internet marketing thing. why the fuck does he live in half a kitchinette separated by a pressedboard pane from the other half ?
01:35 mircea_popescu or wtf is going on in there ?
01:36 asciilifeform that's 'roosh'
01:36 mircea_popescu okay.
01:36 asciilifeform (a 'moldbugsphere' blogger, iirc)
01:37 asciilifeform not a mega-business-king
01:37 mircea_popescu well afaik he identifies as a capt'n of the whole "how to get laid" thing.
01:37 * asciilifeform confesses that he was never a regular reader of herr roosh
01:38 mircea_popescu but yes, the general idea is that these are people who trasnform the culture and are well read and etc.
01:38 mircea_popescu i suppose i misunderstand power on top of everything else. and ows did things.
01:38 asciilifeform although his colleague, 'heartiste', once referred to yours truly as 'the moldbug of computer science'
01:38 asciilifeform wasn't sure if this was a plus or minus
01:39 mircea_popescu Daryush Valizadeh,[1] (born June 14, 1979)[2] also known as Roosh V and Roosh Vorek, is an American[3] writer, pick-up artist[4][5] and self-styled "love tourist"[6] of Iranian and Armenian descent,[7] known for his writings on seduction and antifeminism.
01:39 mircea_popescu that's a pretty epic name, valizadeh.
01:40 mircea_popescu "dditionally, Roosh has self-published 14 books, most of which offer advice to men on how to sleep with women in specific countries."
01:40 mircea_popescu come on. 14 books ?!
01:40 mircea_popescu o hey, made the splc kill list.
01:41 asciilifeform not so hard.
01:41 asciilifeform they had a period of adding 'moldy' folks
01:42 hanbot <assbot> Tucker Max Is Lying << dude clinton should've been made emperor stead of impeached. clearly this is the sort of shit they're interested in.
01:42 cazalla self-published as in hey, i uploaded my shit to amazon, i'm an author now
01:42 asciilifeform i even remember a surreal thread, somewhere obscure, where people were pissed at not having been selected yet
01:42 mircea_popescu lmao he never wrote about... hungary ? romania ? czech republic ? wtf is wrong with this guy lmao
01:42 mircea_popescu yeah, go have random sex in iceland.
01:42 mircea_popescu hanbot well somehow it turns out you can't be an emperor on the support of 20something us boys.
01:43 mircea_popescu "Bang Ukraine: How to Have Sex With Ukrainian Girls In Ukraine (2012)"
01:43 mircea_popescu uh... i dunno, go to any of the campuses, pick a girl and take her out to lunch ?
01:43 hanbot oh, right.
01:43 mircea_popescu worked in 1995. worked in 1997. worked in... 2002 iirc.
01:44 mircea_popescu "Roosh's Argentina Compendium: Pickup Tips, City Guides, And Stories (2011) "
01:44 * asciilifeform still has trouble picturing anyone for whom the book - specifically - makes the difference
01:44 mircea_popescu holy shit, there's three different bars within ten blocks of where you live, you can just go there and LOOK at a girl.
01:44 mircea_popescu she'll come right over, and if you speak spanish it's somethinjg like 500 pesos
01:44 mircea_popescu about 30 bux.
01:45 mircea_popescu otherwise whatever, pay her a hundred.
01:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: this is not the objective for the 'pickup' folks
01:45 mircea_popescu s/ten blocks of where you live/ten blocks of where I live/
01:45 mircea_popescu but anyway
01:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform but the book costs as much ?
01:45 mircea_popescu i guess the time to read it dun count.
01:45 mircea_popescu sad fact of the matter is, any book costs me about a dollar a page or thereabouts.
01:46 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-01-2014#449479
01:46 assbot Logged on 19-01-2014 19:38:32; asciilifeform: as a boy, i read about an 18th c. book, 'Triple Power over the Forces of Hell'
01:46 cazalla haha this guy played a bit too much road rash, it's almost a copy/pasta of coming off your bike in that game http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d92_1422724643 around 0:40
01:46 assbot LiveLeak.com - Biker Goes Airborne ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztS0Zx )
01:46 mircea_popescu http://www.publimetro.co/lo-ultimo/estadounidense-vende-en-amazon-manual-para-acostarse-con-colombianas-sin-tener-que-pagar/lmklfg!T7S2EIsYkHwY/ << apparently columbian press was pissy.
01:47 mircea_popescu "Tucker Max was a hero of mine. I discovered his writing at the age of eighteen, and idolized his literary persona for the next five years. His descent into mediocrity has been painful for me to watch.
01:47 mircea_popescu Most would say that Tucker Max was nothing more than a brief flash-in-the-pan, a pony whose only trick was vulgar frat boy humour. But the reality is that Tucker Max’s stories were more than just entertainment: They articulated a new male identity that was unapologetically masculine and intellectual."
01:48 mircea_popescu this is what you get from "no child left behind"
01:48 mircea_popescu fucking bush.
01:49 asciilifeform in the philosophy of the 'pickup' folks, you don't grade as 'l33t' if you pay the whore
01:49 asciilifeform have to score 'on your merits'
01:50 mircea_popescu so what, if you have money it's not your money ?
01:50 BingoBoingo !b 3
01:50 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3PDX1DS.txt )
01:51 mircea_popescu why the fuck WOULDNT you pay the woman. this is beyond me. i am not discussing a whore here. forget that part. i go out, and notice a girl sitting down. i chat her up, she comes with me and i fuck her. turns out she's 17, she's a virgin, and she's never even THOUGHT of doing anything like this, in her life.
01:51 asciilifeform afaik they don't have a position on money per se, except that it can be used to travel to faraway lands where the great satan has not perverted womankind
01:51 mircea_popescu but kids experiment and she's a kid and she's experimented.
01:51 mircea_popescu and now the idea is, i can't buy her a car.
01:51 mircea_popescu why the fuck not ?
01:51 mircea_popescu has she not earned it ?
01:51 asciilifeform why not
01:51 mircea_popescu brave kid, why shoudn't she have good stuff ?
01:51 asciilifeform afaik the pickup folks have no position on which, if any, car, boeing, planet, one should buy -after-
01:52 mircea_popescu if i don't buy her a car and some fat and bald goofball buys his "daughter" whom his wife had with the plumber the car
01:52 mircea_popescu and he's not even fucking her!
01:52 mircea_popescu what sort of society are we building here!
01:52 asciilifeform the car, as i understand, has to come -after-, or you fished with dynamite - and any idiot with a stick of dynamite can then be a 'great fisherman'
01:52 asciilifeform and such feats of fish-catching are not of interest to the serious scholars.
01:52 asciilifeform sumthinglikethat
01:52 mircea_popescu so working out is okay ?
01:53 mircea_popescu can you wash ?
01:53 mircea_popescu anyone aged 20 and clean can get laid, is that fair ?
01:53 asciilifeform aha. the books actually take the trouble to mention both
01:53 mircea_popescu why those and not this ?
01:53 mircea_popescu is being tall accepted ? or also fishing with dynamite ?
01:53 asciilifeform except for the obvious implication that - why is the reader reading?
01:53 asciilifeform in the words of tlp, 'if you're reading it, it's for you'
01:53 mircea_popescu very feminist/socialist this you know ? "more brownie points for being a tranny than for bein a white male". "why ?" "uhmmm... because we're stupid" "ah ok"
01:54 * asciilifeform did not invent this particular flavour of crackpottery, but has seen a good sampling thereof
01:54 mircea_popescu so money, which someone CAN get , is right off. but being tall, which someone CAN NOT get, and is certainly more on the button than money when hitting on a woman, is ok.
01:54 * asciilifeform regards 'pickup' literature as a very low kind of sc4mz0ry, like shady cancer cures pitched to the desperately ill
01:55 mircea_popescu plenty of stuff is quite reasonable - wash, stay in shape etc.
01:55 asciilifeform don't need book, for this
01:55 mircea_popescu but it's quite clearly something done by the poor for the poor, this.
01:55 mircea_popescu and im not altogether convinced the poor should get laid all that much.
01:55 asciilifeform book is supposed to help you 'cheat' by summoning devils ^H^H^H^H^H^H psy-programming
01:55 mircea_popescu oh don't tell me it's resurecting that neurocrap
01:56 asciilifeform it started, iirc, there.
01:56 mircea_popescu wtf was it called, narrowly missed becoming a grant bezzle
01:56 mircea_popescu ba
01:56 mircea_popescu h
01:56 asciilifeform neuro-linguistic-programming
01:56 punkman david deangelo
01:56 asciilifeform i think it was
01:56 punkman that's it
01:56 asciilifeform a sort of rebranded hypnosis/mesmerism
01:56 mircea_popescu exact fucking equivalent of the "expert systems" failed msword&excel-based approach to hard ai
01:57 asciilifeform one of the facts known to all dedicated students of 'psychoceramics' (study of crackpots! what else, lol) is that genuinely new idiocies are invented quite infrequently
01:57 mircea_popescu hm, i guess the actual practice evolved under selective pressure more towards the cold calling / stage magician thing
01:57 asciilifeform most are rebrandings of something earlier.
01:57 mircea_popescu but i mean intelelctualy, the theory behind it
01:58 asciilifeform but being tall, which someone CAN NOT get, <<<< ahahha. soviet science winz again. had a process for -actually- growing taller.
01:58 asciilifeform they break yer legs and stretch in a specially made frame.
01:58 asciilifeform 1+ yr of wheelchair.
01:58 asciilifeform i'm told that american kidz with more money than sense, still travel to russia to get this.
01:58 mircea_popescu actually i'm being whispered in ear that a) it's called manosphere now, and b) the central point is that women lie a lot and guys hafta be confident.
01:59 mircea_popescu i guess also not need a book for.
01:59 asciilifeform more of less 1 sentence summary of the sane parts ^
01:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform my intel is great at summaries. it... has to be.
02:01 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: understand, -everybody- wants a wunderwaffen.
02:01 asciilifeform e.g.,
02:01 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2014#634660
02:01 assbot Logged on 22-04-2014 12:51:23; asciilifeform: phun phact: as a student, i once seriously planned to build a pocket gas chromatographer, to pick up gurlz. how!? to do this - exercise for alert reader.
02:02 mircea_popescu uh.
02:02 mircea_popescu i missed that line. what, see if they're ovulating ? drunk ?
02:03 asciilifeform mhc.
02:03 asciilifeform (see rest of that thread)
02:03 asciilifeform no, did not actually do this!
02:03 mircea_popescu dude really, it's very easy to pick up girls. tell her what to do. if she does it, fine. if she doesn't, there's more.
02:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43747 @ 0.00036498 = 15.9668 BTC [-] {2}
02:04 asciilifeform dude really, it is very easy to fly. just bend your arms into an effective lift surface, right angle of attack, and fart really hard.
02:04 mircea_popescu ahaha
02:04 mircea_popescu ok ok
02:04 asciilifeform use suit jacket as ailerons.
02:05 mircea_popescu i am not going to end up writing about this. apparently it's well covered.
02:05 BingoBoingo !b 5
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02:05 mircea_popescu gotcha bb!
02:06 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I think the spoiler improves it.
02:06 asciilifeform incidentally, anyone ever wonder what kind of brain damage is necessary to think that someone will sell you a book on how to win the ultimate zero-sum game?
02:06 asciilifeform (well, rather, sell you a book that's worth something)
02:07 mircea_popescu which is the zero sum game ?
02:07 asciilifeform 'pikup'
02:07 mircea_popescu you're not about to tell me that mammal reproduction is a zero sum game
02:07 mircea_popescu holy hell...
02:07 mircea_popescu listen! HEDGEHOGS DO IT.
02:07 * BingoBoingo kind of wants fMRI for investigating this brain damage at some point. Maybe it can live in the belly of 30 foot golden mechanical tiger.
02:07 asciilifeform as envisioned by the practicants!
02:07 punkman is there a "paleo pickup" branch? "work out a lot so you can actually pick them up and walk off with them"
02:07 asciilifeform they posit that the marks should become long-term orbiters of the operator, somehow
02:07 mircea_popescu they do ?
02:08 asciilifeform in at least one text
02:08 mircea_popescu i thought the idea was to always get rid of them, which is why they keep getting shitty sex
02:08 asciilifeform no, in some schools of thought, one is supposed to emplace them in orbits
02:08 mircea_popescu (one has to have shitty sex to imagine literotica is a good description of sexuality and the really really important part about a great piece of ass is her bra size)
02:08 punkman asciilifeform: no, in some schools of thought, one is supposed to emplace them in orbits << the not-harem
02:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so like... keep slavegirls ?
02:08 mircea_popescu punkman tell ?
02:08 BingoBoingo http://www.totalcriminaldefense.com/news/articles/unusual/taser-forced-versed-injections/
02:08 assbot Are Forced Injections the New Taser? « Total Criminal Defense ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztTYZS )
02:09 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: the old taser.
02:09 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: sop in ussr
02:10 mircea_popescu wow.
02:10 mircea_popescu dude the land of the free....
02:10 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Usually here they wait until the hospital. Traditional mixture here is B-52 comprised of Benadryl, 5 mg haloperidol, 2 mg ativan.
02:10 asciilifeform психушка!
02:10 punkman mircea_popescu: they had some acronym for it. long term multiple relationship something
02:10 punkman so multiple girlfriends, but you can't have them at the same time
02:10 mircea_popescu punkman why not ?!
02:10 punkman because it's "hard"
02:10 mircea_popescu no its not lmao.
02:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: needs floor space.
02:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: like machining.
02:11 mircea_popescu a) chicks love each other, unless brainwashed otherwise and b) where the fuck is that article brb
02:11 punkman http://www.theattractionforums.com/general-discussion/33739-lifestyle-having-multiple-girlfriends.html
02:11 assbot The Lifestyle of Having Multiple Girlfriends ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztU9UV )
02:11 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: like machining. << mill cut Bastard file takes minimal space
02:11 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/intre-doo-nu-te-ploo/ bah it's in romanian.
02:11 assbot Intre doo nu te ploo pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztUgzR )
02:11 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: that'd be the machinist's equivalent of a 'fleshlight'
02:12 BingoBoingo "Jungle Conditions"
02:12 mircea_popescu anyway, the quote i wanted "A treia observatie este ca-i falsa teoria conform careia a te iubi cu doua fete e dificil din motive de anduranta fizica, adica tu abia rezisti s-o multumesti pe una, ce te faci cind is doua ?!" and from there on, "Ei bine, cu doua fete prezente, dornice si rabolite ambele segmente se extind cacascavalu' pane, si nu se mai dau dom'le duse. Chiar glumeam ca-i distractia pulii situatia, vrea s
02:12 mircea_popescu a se bage putin si-aici, putin si-acolo, si-n gaurica asta ce-i, da-n gaurica aia cumu-i, si nu se mai lasa odata convinsa ca vrea sa incerce din toate ca plodu-n magazinu' de inghetati."
02:12 mircea_popescu i guess ima have to make this english.
02:13 punkman heh http://www.puaforums.com/picking-up-women/126-mltr-multiple-long-term-relationships-tips.html
02:13 assbot MLTR: Multiple Long Term Relationships - tips!!! | PUA FORUMS ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztUo2x )
02:15 asciilifeform 238389.
02:15 punkman mircea_popescu: dude really, it's very easy to pick up girls. tell her what to do. if she does it, fine. if she doesn't, there's more. << I should "self-publish" that on Amazon
02:16 mircea_popescu "The third point is that the theory by which loving two girls is difficult for cause of limited physical endurance, which is to say you can barely satisfy one, what the fuck to do with two is entirely false.
02:16 mircea_popescu I know not of others, but of myself I can testify of how testy things go. In any sexual act by which I mean copulation, there's present two segments. The first, from onset until I feel I can ejaculate if I wish to, an the second from there on, which is to say until whether I wish to or not, it's coming out. Depending on various factors, such as if I'm tired, or not well acquainted with the miss and I'm shocked by how g
02:16 mircea_popescu ood she looks etc, the second segment may compress even to a quarter inute and such, but otherwise it's generally equal to the first, half hour, an hour, whatever.
02:16 mircea_popescu Well, with two girls present, eager and widely spread both segments expand like grilled cheese, and won't get gone already! We were even laughing at the cock's amusement, it wants a little in there, and a little in here, but what's in this little hole, how's it like in that one, it just woudn't give up because it kept wanting to try stuff like the kid in the icecream store."
02:16 asciilifeform punkman: see guide to flying, same thread.
02:16 mircea_popescu there.
02:18 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
02:18 gribble Current Blocks: 341592 | Current Difficulty: 4.127287389469702E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 342719 | Next Difficulty In: 1127 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes, and 12 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 45096160710.8 | Estimated Percent Change: 9.26344
02:19 punkman asciilifeform: what's missing from the recipe?
02:19 punkman looks very adequate to me
02:19 asciilifeform punkman: nothing whatsoever. the recipe is complete, total, perfect.
02:19 asciilifeform now get thee to the airstrip.
02:19 * mircea_popescu bows.
02:19 mircea_popescu don't add useless in there!
02:24 BingoBoingo detail http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2004/03/03/things_i_wont_touch_1.php
02:24 assbot Things I Won't Touch (1). In the Pipeline: ... ( http://bit.ly/1CoLQ0g )
02:24 cazalla mircea_popescu> and im not altogether convinced the poor should get laid all that much. <<< isn't that all the poor do? what else are ya gonna do but fuck
02:24 mircea_popescu cazalla that'd be the problem.
02:25 mircea_popescu not for the retarded reasons of "omg they're making babies" or stupid like that.
02:25 cazalla i got laid far more when i had next to nothing and lived at home with my parents
02:25 mircea_popescu the problem is that if you running around in a circle yields you 10 dopamine bitcoins per hour, and actually reading the logs yields you 1 dopamine bitcoin per hour increasing by 10% every subsequent hour,
02:25 mircea_popescu you're going to end up on the forum.
02:26 mircea_popescu poor people have this very massive twin headed disadvantage where a) they start from a very low basis, hence the 1 bitcoin and b) they start surrounded by morons, so nobody to tell them about the importance of %s
02:27 mircea_popescu fucking less when you're poor is a great plan. you'll get bored, which makes you question your environment, and perhaps even find better shit to do.
02:27 asciilifeform what's next, suggest doing less dope when poor? less drink? lol
02:27 mircea_popescu and generally, cutting down on everything you enjoy whenever you don't like where you are generally is a splendid plan.
02:28 mircea_popescu so fundamentally good even most animals know and apply it.
02:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform quite.
02:28 * asciilifeform adjusts hair shirt
02:28 mircea_popescu simply that : whenever you don't like where you are, do less of everything you like and more of everything that's hard.
02:28 asciilifeform simulated annealing...
02:29 BingoBoingo perhaps even actual annealing
02:30 BingoBoingo http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/01/the-selling-of-the-avocado/385047/?single_page=true << Decent summary of the Marvel phenomenon
02:30 assbot The Selling of the Avocado - The Atlantic ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztVJGz )
02:32 cazalla nz grows nice avocados
02:33 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo california's really going to shit for produce isnt it
02:36 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Haven't been there myself to check but most produce here seems to come from Chile, Peru, and Mexico
02:37 BingoBoingo Or if in season it comes locally.
02:37 mircea_popescu california used to be a huge vegetable and so forth producer
02:37 mircea_popescu fed about half the us i nthe 70s
02:37 BingoBoingo Right, but then came the water troubles
02:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43100 @ 0.0003598 = 15.5074 BTC [-]
02:38 BingoBoingo Far more farms locally doing the produce thing though. Might be that California priced itself out.
02:38 mircea_popescu mebbe
02:40 BingoBoingo Could be the california wine thing's expanded into land that used to be produce? Could be any number of things, but... They just don't own the produce section like they used to.
02:41 mircea_popescu myeah
02:41 mircea_popescu here's a well known open secret : wine is not a market.
02:41 mircea_popescu europe is sitting on a lake of wine the size of wisconsin.
02:42 punkman http://www.winesandvines.com/template.cfm?section=widc&widcDomain=home&widcYYYYMM=201412
02:42 assbot Wines & Vines - Wine Industry Data Center ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztWHlZ )
02:42 BingoBoingo American wine mostly consists of Gallo et al and people who want to own wineries jsut because
02:43 mircea_popescu i guess it's the puritan thing to do. can't buy the girl her own car, but you can have her over at your exclusive winery resort / dude farm for aweek.
02:43 punkman and your shit wine costs you $2k a bottle
02:43 mircea_popescu so she can bring a bunch of dudes over and then you can text her abvout how she shouldn't instagram black cock stretching her out
02:43 cazalla BingoBoingo, a bunch of aussies found that one out the hard way.. ass droppped out of the aussie grape market
02:43 mircea_popescu and you can be called out by gawker and lose your team for half a billion
02:43 mircea_popescu which will buy more wineries.
02:44 mircea_popescu punkman meanwhile fine bordeaux can readily be had for 50 euros a bottle./
02:44 BingoBoingo Pretty much how it works.
02:44 punkman mircea_popescu: and local wine costs about 2-3eur a liter
02:45 mircea_popescu generally yeah. bout what it is in romania, italy and every other producing country.
02:45 punkman and since I'm a barbarian, I even buy it in a box
02:45 mircea_popescu and i think it's fine and i also drink it, so there's that.
02:45 mircea_popescu meh, i stick to bottles.
02:45 BingoBoingo Local (Illinois/Missouri) can run $7-15 a bottle. Not particularly good, but more flavor than Gallo
02:46 mircea_popescu but yes, recas (timisoara's pocket winery) has plenty of passable wines from 15 lei.
02:47 punkman about wine lake: " Plan Bordeaux: an initiative introduced in 2005 by ONIVINS, the French vintners association, designed to reduce France's wine glut and improve sales. Part of the plan is to uproot 17,000 hectares of the 124,000 hectares of vineyards in Bordeaux."
02:47 mircea_popescu myeah.
02:49 punkman why don't they make some room for cows that taste good
02:51 BingoBoingo ^Another California problem. Wasting land on Cows that would be fine in Wisconsin, and promoting "California Cheese"
02:51 punkman france exports a lot of cow. I've yet to buy one that's fit for something other than stew
02:52 punkman I did have some steak of Uruguay the other day, was excellent.
02:55 cazalla they grow nice cows here on king island, cost a bit extra but tasty so ya know, prob best steak in australia, least from what i've purchased
02:55 cazalla and being from tasmania, gotta be good
03:00 punkman so when someone wants to buy some live cows from latin america, do you have to airmail it?
03:01 punkman ah ok cow-boat is a thing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livestock_carrier
03:01 assbot Livestock carrier - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1ztYyr6 )
03:03 mircea_popescu you airmail it by asciilifeform method.
03:03 mircea_popescu they do produce methane.
03:03 punkman cow-rocket does sound faster
03:05 mircea_popescu plus with any luck it arrives cooked.
03:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105950 @ 0.00036099 = 38.2469 BTC [+]
03:09 punkman if you are the Sultan of Oman, you can apparently airmail even 200 cows at once. http://modernfarmer.com/2014/01/ship-cow/
03:09 assbot How to Ship a Cow - Modern Farmer ... ( http://bit.ly/1D4BKki )
03:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56500 @ 0.00036292 = 20.505 BTC [+] {2}
03:26 punkman offline arm-box decided to die, hmm
03:26 punkman maybe time to get a pogo
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04:00 mircea_popescu http://abovethelaw.com/2015/01/lawyer-arrested-for-doing-her-job/
04:00 assbot Lawyer Arrested For Doing Her Job | Above the Law ... ( http://bit.ly/1K2kMVG )
04:00 mircea_popescu this shit's pretty epic.
04:00 mircea_popescu " A veteran Assistant Public Defender in San Francisco, Jami Tillotson, was in a courtroom when she learned that another of her clients was being questioned in the hallway by a platoon of officers led by a plainclothes officer, Sergeant Inspector Brian Stansbury. When Tillotson intervened to point out that the police can’t go around questioning a guy that they know to be represented outside the presence of his lawyer
04:00 mircea_popescu , she was arrested.
04:00 mircea_popescu For “resisting arrest,” even though her response to being threatened with arrest was “please do,” followed by immediate submission. If “please do” has become the new standard for resisting, we can set the Doomsday clock to 1 minute to 1984."
04:00 mircea_popescu video included.
04:02 mircea_popescu "And, of course, witnesses report that Inspector Stansbury did go ahead and ask questions after the guy’s lawyer gets led away. There’s the subtlety of the job right there: do something that won’t raise the ire of a court to get a foot in the door, use that to intimidate, then get the target to start volunteering information in a vain effort to make the intimidation end. Standard procedure. Tillotson knew what wa
04:02 mircea_popescu s going down and got chained to a wall for an hour for her efforts.
04:02 mircea_popescu That’s right, she got chained to a wall."
04:04 mircea_popescu shooting policemen on sight is supposed to appear as a morally dubious choice ?
04:04 mircea_popescu i dunno, i really can't get all excited when various poor people do it. i can see exactly why.
04:11 mircea_popescu https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/20141118152523-205984021-my-start-up-made-200k-in-it-s-first-two-months-and-i-m-embarrassed << lawl.
04:11 assbot My Start-up Made 200k In Its First Two Months...And I'm Embarrassed | Tucker Max | LinkedIn ... ( http://bit.ly/1CRiIgT )
04:12 mircea_popescu Melissa "You're an entrepreneur, right?"
04:12 mircea_popescu Tucker "Yeah, of course."
04:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 101644 @ 0.0003596 = 36.5512 BTC [-]
04:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12466 @ 0.0003593 = 4.479 BTC [-]
04:28 punkman book in a box!!!1!11
04:31 punkman ah ok ghostwriting 2.0
04:34 mircea_popescu stupidest thing i ever heard. as if the hard part about getting someone to translate romanian trilema is "how to package the articles in querstion". that's the big deal, whether to save them as .jpg or .xls
04:35 punkman tucker's biography is gonna be way more funny than his stories
04:35 mircea_popescu depends if he writes it.
04:35 mircea_popescu i'd like to see silverman do it tbh.
04:35 punkman he will ghostwrite it with his own two hands
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05:09 davout http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-02-2015#1002495 <<< i can unfortunately relate ...
05:09 assbot Logged on 02-02-2015 07:51:40; punkman: france exports a lot of cow. I've yet to buy one that's fit for something other than stew
05:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 84950 @ 0.00036808 = 31.2684 BTC [+] {3}
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07:47 mats http://www.usw.org/news/media-center/releases/2015/national-oil-bargaining-talks-break-down-usw-calls-for-work-stoppage-at-nine-oil-refineries-plants
07:47 assbot National Oil Bargaining Talks Break Down: USW Calls for Work Stoppage at Nine Oil Refineries, Plants | United Steelworkers ... ( http://bit.ly/1yu8ezf )
07:48 mats this is gonna be good
08:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 155723 @ 0.00037547 = 58.4693 BTC [+] {2}
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09:09 jurov thestringpuller: lol ryanxcharles, bitcoin should be written in node.js ?? you aware of this? http://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/2u7ddq/the_real_reason_ryan_charles_was_fired_from/
09:09 assbot The real reason Ryan Charles was fired from reddit: he spent the entire duration of his employment working on a port of bitcoin core to Javascript. : Buttcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1z6Hzri )
09:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60047 @ 0.00038134 = 22.8983 BTC [+]
09:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 68000 @ 0.00037104 = 25.2307 BTC [-] {2}
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09:44 mats the_scourge: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/wot_and_reputation
09:44 assbot wot_and_reputation [bitcoin assets wiki] ... ( http://bit.ly/16lkStn )
09:44 mats !up the_scourge
09:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.09700913 = 1.0671 BTC [-] {3}
09:47 mats !up the_scourge
09:48 mats found a dude thats read mp and loper
09:51 punkman ddos'd?
09:53 mats i doubt it
09:54 mats i'm in agony
09:55 mats i ate an entire package of seitan, like 14oz of it, after i came back from the gym last night
09:56 mats huge mistake... i don't think my stomach can process ~100 grams of protein
10:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2033 @ 0.00094998 = 1.9313 BTC [+] {6}
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10:20 fluffypony how the hell is Gray's Anatomy still going
10:20 fluffypony surely everyone has died
10:20 fluffypony 11 seasons, damn
10:21 thestringpuller i could say same about dr. who
10:21 fluffypony eugh yeah, that too
10:22 thestringpuller mats: d00d. eat as much fiber as possible.
10:22 thestringpuller You'll poop it out easier.
10:22 thestringpuller I used to do the same thing as a kid.
10:32 thestringpuller http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/30/politics/jim-webb-white-working-people/ << lol.
10:42 davout http://www.coinfinance.com/news/bonafide-raises-850k-for-bitcoin-reputation-system
10:42 assbot Bonafide Raises $850k for Bitcoin Reputation System ... ( http://bit.ly/16ajsRr )
10:46 thestringpuller this sounds like a terrible product davout
10:47 thestringpuller "Rather than attempt to get individuals and firms to sign up for the website and ask for their reputations to be validated, Bonafide uses publicly available information — data from social networks and Bitcoin networks — to report on people and companies in the Bitcoin industry." << why not just do this stuff yourself?
10:48 thestringpuller additionally isn't the point of reputation peer based to begin with?
10:50 davout yep
10:51 davout wait a couple of months and some derp will come up with a btcjam variation built on top of it
10:51 jurov !t m f.mpif
10:51 assbot [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.0002 / 0.00020482 / 0.000205 (21190 shares, 4.34 BTC)
10:52 mircea_popescu teh consumers have come to expect, davout
10:52 jurov !mpif
10:52 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021368 B (Total: 467.27 B). Delta: -1.93 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.000205 BTC [+]
10:52 mats mixing social networks and bitcoin networks? isn't that what keybase does?
10:52 thestringpuller how come btcjam hasn't gotten shut down MTGox style?
10:53 davout because they honor withdrawals i guess?
10:53 thestringpuller mats: that's onename.io
10:54 mircea_popescu thestringpuller because they never actually got that much mainstream exposure.
10:54 mircea_popescu they're mostly like reddit, a bunch of losers with nothing better on their plate hoping to get money "somehow"
10:54 kakobrekla <assbot> Bonafide Raises $850k for Bitcoin Reputation System . < whats wrong with asswot nao?
10:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55050 @ 0.00038134 = 20.9928 BTC [+]
10:55 kakobrekla oh oh i see
10:55 kakobrekla no css
10:55 davout kakobrekla: user has to keyboard
10:56 PeterL thestringpuller: "Bonafide uses publicly available information — data from social networks and Bitcoin networks — to report on people and companies in the Bitcoin industry." << why not just do this stuff yourself? << makes sense to compile various WoTs, gribbleWot and AssWoT are slowly diverging, it would be nice to have one place to look at both
10:56 PeterL not saying I trust them, but the idea has merit
10:56 thestringpuller it's not a true reputation system just and aggregator
10:56 thestringpuller an*
10:57 PeterL right
10:57 thestringpuller and as you said how can you trust the information aggregated unless you vet it yourself
10:57 thestringpuller so it kinda defeats the purpose?
10:57 PeterL gives you a place to start though
10:58 PeterL and I also don't see why they need 850k to make said system?
10:58 thestringpuller ^-that too
10:58 PeterL somebody wants to "invest in bitcoin companies", but has more money than sense?
10:59 thestringpuller its a trend that's gone the way of the sitcom by now it seems
10:59 PeterL they probably won't even think to include GribbleWot and AssWoT in their agregator
11:00 thestringpuller "I have great idea". Next "YCombinator-it". Raise seed funding. Run out of money. Ask mommy daddy for more. Rinse repeat.
11:00 kakobrekla ofc not, nobody even uses irc anymore
11:01 PeterL they end up with no money, where did it all go? who is winning from this chumpatron?
11:01 thestringpuller asswot only requires IRC to leave reputations
11:01 mats https://trmm.net/Taking_things_apart
11:01 assbot Taking things apart - Trammell Hudson's Projects ... ( http://bit.ly/1zN18eU )
11:01 thestringpuller you could probably abstract the IRC part of asswot with a stand alone client
11:02 kakobrekla https://bonafide.io/static/images/laptop-product2.png
11:02 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1zN1eTS )
11:02 kakobrekla wtf is that 'balance' doing there?
11:02 kakobrekla in bezzle format even
11:02 mircea_popescu <kakobrekla> no css << to quote myself, you're thinking actual dollars, someone saved. these however are not that, they're fictitious dollars yellen printed.
11:02 mircea_popescu not in any sense comparable.
11:03 mike_c oh my. everything being tracked in that product shot is from web wallets.
11:03 mircea_popescu <PeterL> not saying I trust them, but the idea has merit << the idea has merit in your eyes on the unwarranted assumption that it is being implementred by people in the wot.
11:04 kakobrekla <mircea_popescu> not in any sense comparable. < doesnt matter as long as someone else doesnt care
11:04 mircea_popescu thestringpuller> it's not a true reputation system just and aggregator << actually, it's a repackaging of an ancient idea in the words du jour. tucker max also made a "itsuptoyou" website that was essentially... yet another (meanwhile failed) blog.
11:04 mircea_popescu kakobrekla so then don't care and it won't matter ? :)
11:04 PeterL well, yes, it only works if done right. (kinda goes without saying)
11:04 kakobrekla lol not i!
11:04 mircea_popescu PeterL but the thing is you're not saying and they're not working :)
11:04 mircea_popescu kakobrekla oic.
11:05 mircea_popescu PeterL kinda like how murican marriages work too.
11:05 mircea_popescu anyway, it needs 850k so people can be paying rents, mortgages and college debt in california.
11:05 thestringpuller ^-
11:05 thestringpuller d00de
11:05 mircea_popescu has exactly nothing to do with anything else.
11:06 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: this is the entire point of ycombinator
11:06 thestringpuller you have "good idea" that really is bad but seems "interesting" so get paid to live while working on it
11:06 thestringpuller cause you aren't employable otherwise
11:06 mircea_popescu nah. you get paid so you can spend a little of your own money ON TOP.
11:06 PeterL although, I don't see how it could make any money?
11:07 mircea_popescu PeterL but it making money is not the point. the idea isn't for -god forbid- some inept cocklets ending up with control of the means of production./
11:07 mircea_popescu the idea is to keep the battery chickens distracted, and their attention firmly focused on the state.
11:07 thestringpuller the interesting phenomenon of the homeless entrepreneur in the bay area. more each year.
11:07 mircea_popescu so they don't form relationships either.
11:07 mircea_popescu control of capital and control of relationships. that's exactly why we're about bitcoin and about the wot.
11:08 thestringpuller so given SF's economy is pretty much ponzi (floating on start up money) does the entire place become oakland 2.0 when it all falls apart?
11:08 mircea_popescu PeterL you have to understand, 99% of the circulating material is just that. they get fed hay, they shit it out, it goes on the pasture, which makes more hay. the people live off the wool produced, which is a side effect.
11:09 PeterL thestringpuller: maybe it would be worse?
11:09 mircea_popescu the homeostasis is otherwise build out of circulating materials that get endlessly recyucled.
11:09 mircea_popescu thestringpuller it can't become oakland, because these are whiny white nerds.
11:09 mircea_popescu they have no fundamental culture, like black dudes do have. they don't even know how to like without facebook.
11:10 PeterL maybe Oakland takes over SF and kicks out (or enslaves) the whiney white guys?
11:10 mircea_popescu no, it will become manchester in 1990.
11:10 mircea_popescu hm i guess that doesn't really mean so much.
11:10 mircea_popescu well... everyone seen trainspotting ? that's where it's headed. those kids.
11:11 thestringpuller ^- hah aids and heroin
11:11 mircea_popescu pretty much. and dead babies.
11:11 mircea_popescu dead babies who died of being hungry for a month while nobody noticed.
11:12 mircea_popescu and that fucking gray.
11:13 PeterL BingoBoingo: Half a yard from the end zone and Captain Nigger tosses an interception. Bullshit ending to the game. << I liked the end, and I thought the play could have worked, both players had their hands on the ball, defensive guy just wanted it more
11:16 PeterL BingoBoingo:Indeed. Would have been nice to see Seattle win on the ground and close the book on the Air Assault era that ushered in << Ground game worked for MSU in the Cotton Bowl, overcame Baylor setting air records.
11:16 mircea_popescu kakobrekla by the way, if you feel like spending a year doing it, i'm pretty sure many/most ba projects COULD be shopped for bay area investment.
11:16 mircea_popescu you'll have to go there, and you'll have to meet people. i'll back you, if you want to do it.
11:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 179100 @ 0.00036867 = 66.0288 BTC [-] {3}
11:18 mircea_popescu holy shit this is still going /
11:18 mircea_popescu lol qntra ended up with some buyside out of the deal too.
11:18 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/no-such-labs-snsa-january-2015-statement/
11:19 mircea_popescu someone tell mr moneybags there aren't even half that many shares in circulation lolz.
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11:37 asciilifeform rip, carl djerassi.
11:37 asciilifeform http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-01-31/carl-djerassi-chemist-behind-birth-control-pill-dies-at-91
11:37 assbot Carl Djerassi, Chemist Behind Birth-Control Pill, Dies at 91 - Bloomberg Business ... ( http://bit.ly/1K3DQCW )
11:37 mircea_popescu his white pill did more for the red pill than any blue pillers wish to admit.
11:39 asciilifeform how many pushers of whatever political 'pill' can write one coherent paragraph re: what djerassi did.
11:40 mircea_popescu myeah.
11:41 mircea_popescu to quote hanbot, "you know had i not met you i don't think i ever would have realized how well anthropology and sadism go together."
11:42 asciilifeform 245870, incidentally.
11:42 mircea_popescu not bad.
11:43 PeterL "The Nuclear Sciences Division within the Energy and Environment Directorate is seeking a Senior Plutonium Chemist. The candidate must have research experience and expertise in chemistry and processing of macro quantities of plutonium." << Too bad this doesn't fit my background ...
11:43 asciilifeform unfortunately the timing of that experiment will soon be ruined, it is running on a gigantic portable that will be going into a knapsack in a few min.
11:43 mircea_popescu PeterL apply anyway.
11:44 mircea_popescu word around the terrorist campfire is, the usg is really running short on talent.
11:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform what you're moving again ?
11:44 asciilifeform bastard node
11:44 asciilifeform it'll be down for about ~1h each leg of trip.
11:45 asciilifeform putting this here for anyone who actually gives a damn re: the numbers, timing.
11:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform tradecraft, he lives in places 3 months at a time
11:45 asciilifeform lol it's a portable
11:45 asciilifeform not moving in the sense of changing address
11:45 asciilifeform but i do occasionally leave the house
11:45 asciilifeform (see s.nsa broadcast!)
11:46 mircea_popescu :p
11:47 asciilifeform 'bonafide' corp << the 'pretend #b-a doesn't exist, never existed, wouldn't matter if did exit' stratagem chugs along.
11:48 mircea_popescu certainly not to ba's detriment :D
11:48 mircea_popescu what would any disease want more than for the host to claim it's perfctly healthy ?
11:52 PeterL That was me the past couple days: I'm fine, I'm fine, I'll get better, I'm hacking up gobs of bloody phlegm I guess I'll go to the doctor
11:52 mircea_popescu lol
11:52 mircea_popescu bronchitis ?
11:53 PeterL strep throat
11:53 mircea_popescu ("no, pulmonar oedema")
12:03 mircea_popescu mats: this is gonna be good <<< it's pretty threatening, shell has really no interest to refine further, at least for the next three months.
12:03 mircea_popescu most toothless stoppage ever, but it does take a bite out of obama.
12:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26416 @ 0.00036362 = 9.6054 BTC [-]
12:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 138400 @ 0.000372 = 51.4848 BTC [+] {3}
12:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86100 @ 0.00036077 = 31.0623 BTC [-]
12:30 mircea_popescu "The anti-fork crowd mostly consists of a small minority of ego-maniacal, 1% wannabees who want to keep Bitcoin as a niche market for elitist whales because it suits their vested interests. "
12:30 mircea_popescu so much brainwarp. man i love bitcoin.
12:31 thestringpuller where was that posted?
12:31 thestringpuller reddit?
12:31 thestringpuller or tardtalk?
12:32 ben_vulpes hola pumperos
12:34 thestringpuller who u callin a pumpero?
12:35 jurov thestringpuller calm down, just some niggers
12:37 thestringpuller "That's our word jurov you have no business using it!" lol (family guy reference)
12:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 108982 @ 0.00038174 = 41.6028 BTC [+] {2}
12:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 156498 @ 0.00035996 = 56.333 BTC [-] {2}
12:47 ben_vulpes re grape market << what are the best plants to farm for turning solar energy into sugar?
12:47 * ben_vulpes wants to own an alcohol farm
12:48 ben_vulpes and none of these fancy "wine" thingies - that's an opaque and stupid market to sell into full of branding and other crap.
12:48 trinque oooh! now there's a timeless business
12:48 ben_vulpes etoh, baby. something i put in a furnace and get real fuckin hot.
12:48 ben_vulpes something i can douse gunshot wounds in.
12:48 ben_vulpes something i can drink.
12:48 thestringpuller ben_vulpes you want to fucking distill?
12:49 thestringpuller just make some fucking beer mr. hipster
12:49 thestringpuller lolol
12:49 thestringpuller isn't moonshining rather dangerous
12:49 ben_vulpes can't burn beer
12:49 punkman you can distill grapes, plus they are useful for other things
12:49 kakobrekla then you will want to do schnapps (plums) or whiskey/bourbon
12:50 kakobrekla i think plums are your best bet here
12:56 jurov depends on climate, most fruits would do
12:56 trinque plums can handle the pacific nw
13:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 108518 @ 0.00038203 = 41.4571 BTC [+] {2}
13:07 mats !up the_scourge
13:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3732 @ 0.00038245 = 1.4273 BTC [+]
13:09 the_scourge trinque: also gravenstein apples are VERY adept in the pacific NW all the way up to cape scott
13:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1420 @ 0.00095934 = 1.3623 BTC [+] {7}
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13:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70150 @ 0.00036754 = 25.7829 BTC [-]
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2000 @ 0.00096961 = 1.9392 BTC [+] {4}
13:55 kakobrekla https://i.imgur.com/n9Th4q5.jpg
13:55 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yvQGm7 )
13:56 trinque kakobrekla: used that one in high school :)
13:57 kakobrekla tru hax0r
13:57 trinque heh no, but many a quake match
14:00 PeterL thestringpuller:isn't moonshining rather dangerous << If you know what you are doing and have the right safety measures in place it is not really dangerous
14:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 405558 @ 0.00038143 = 154.692 BTC [+] {3}
14:05 coderwill trinque: ah, a fellow quake player - nice to meet you :bows:
14:05 trinque coderwill: shamefully it has been years
14:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18842 @ 0.00038565 = 7.2664 BTC [+]
14:06 coderwill trinque: same
14:07 coderwill trinque: but years ago, i must admit that i played so much that my eyes would tear as if i were crying or something
14:07 coderwill trinque: was all in to clans, etc. hehe
14:12 mats !up the_scourge
14:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99685 @ 0.00038587 = 38.4655 BTC [+] {2}
14:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32550 @ 0.00036754 = 11.9634 BTC [-]
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14:37 scoopbot New post on serialized delusions by JuroV: http://explo.yt/post/2015/02/02/F.MPIF-January-2015-trading-statement
14:38 jurov looky it works
14:38 thestringpuller anyone reporting on this: https://twitter.com/kari_paul/status/562279244626411521 ?
14:39 danielpbarron hah
14:39 thestringpuller cazalla & BingoBoingo?
14:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46246 @ 0.00038604 = 17.8528 BTC [+] {2}
14:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22704 @ 0.00038806 = 8.8105 BTC [+] {2}
14:57 BingoBoingo * ben_vulpes wants to own an alcohol farm << Rye, prolly cheaper to just buy by the ton
14:57 trinque thestringpuller: seems the precedent being established is "if you're in bitcoin, you may not defend yourself in court"
15:02 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/02/preet-bharara-and-dratel-battle-over-defense-witness-plain-text-of-filings/#update
15:02 assbot Preet Bharara and Dratel Battle Over Defense Witness (Plain Text of Filings) | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1uRA2fe )
15:03 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: ^
15:03 ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: but what about when it *can't* be bought?
15:04 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Make friends? Have farm, build storage for bought rye and use your land for cash crops.
15:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10130 @ 0.00038814 = 3.9319 BTC [+]
15:05 BingoBoingo Oh people are now ripping off MP's conference format http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-elite-meet-secret-island-bilderberg-style-retreat/
15:05 assbot Bitcoin Elite to Gather on Secret Island for Bilderberg-Style Retreat ... ( http://bit.ly/1uRApXj )
15:05 jurov announce: qntra shares credited to coinbr users who requested it
15:08 BingoBoingo Ty jurov
15:14 thestringpuller MP stole GLBSE's idea
15:14 thestringpuller jk
15:15 danielpbarron http://satoshiroundtable.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/escudo-shatoshi-779x1024.png << they even got the dogecoin dog in the logo
15:15 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1uRBLBi )
15:17 TomServo Well thank goodness for that. Someone might've taken it seriously otherwise.
15:17 jurov "Another example is that some CEOs fear to attack known scams in public because..." lol so they will attack them privately?
15:18 danielpbarron they put all the people who are banned from bitcoin in one convenient list
15:19 danielpbarron although I don't see derpopolus on the list
15:19 jurov they won't resist parading and making press statements... can qntra send anyone?
15:20 thestringpuller i'd go if they didn't still lynch negroes
15:21 ben_vulpes http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2015/02/bots-and-the-super-empowered-individual.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+typepad%2FrzYD+%28Global+Guerrillas%29
15:21 assbot Exploiting the Robocaller Gap - Global Guerrillas ... ( http://bit.ly/1uRCyCa )
15:22 thestringpuller mod6: dat feeling hearing Jeezy's verse on the Hustlin' remix
15:26 BingoBoingo <jurov> they won't resist parading and making press statements... can qntra send anyone? << Maybe we'll get invites next time?
15:29 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/FranBerkman/status/562276041918783488
15:29 assbot Judge Forrest on defense's proposed /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash expert: "The court has no idea what Mr. Antonopoulos' qualifications are." /hashtag/SilkRoadTrial?src=hash
15:31 mircea_popescu <ben_vulpes> and none of these fancy "wine" thingies << corn.
15:32 mircea_popescu "Changing the fees to be higher for Bitcoin, is going against what people like to say are some of the best things about Bitcoin, it's like changing what Bitcoin is."
15:32 mircea_popescu "bitcoin is what derps like to say it is"
15:32 mircea_popescu logic.
15:32 asciilifeform conference << does it include silverware, to wear on head?
15:32 BingoBoingo https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8zNXsaCYAAVRTS.jpg
15:32 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/16n6mS1 )
15:32 mircea_popescu jurov they pay qntra to attend. once they actually get some money together and can afford being in the actual press.
15:33 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo except this isn't a democracy.
15:34 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Of course, I'm highlighting the "meta-wrong"
15:34 BingoBoingo However long Obama's USSA persists they will imagine such things
15:35 mircea_popescu well actually, that's nothing. i await with eagerness to see what the next democrat is going to promise.
15:35 mircea_popescu i mean, they gotta keep raising it.
15:35 trinque basic income
15:35 mircea_popescu how much ?
15:35 trinque that's the motherload right there
15:35 mircea_popescu it has to be at least 900
15:35 trinque hell everyone should make 50k/yr
15:36 trinque why don't they just come harvest blood from me directly
15:36 asciilifeform lol, why not 50 trillion
15:36 trinque asciilifeform: the "right to happiness"
15:36 trinque the pursuit is inhumane
15:37 asciilifeform not like it costs so much more to print the word 'trillion' on bill
15:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 286200 @ 0.00037014 = 105.9341 BTC [-] {3}
15:37 thestringpuller "It's called Moronitor because it tracks users who repeatedly use the same address." << re: Bonafide
15:37 mircea_popescu pity bill clinton's no longer in office
15:37 mircea_popescu he could have made the bill-ion
15:38 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> not like it costs so much more to print the word 'trillion' on bill << We might have to run that past nubbins'
15:38 mircea_popescu thestringpuller speaking of the bona fide, i got some pics earlier
15:38 thestringpuller hooray for MP's porn
15:38 thestringpuller i mean bona fide pics.
15:39 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=941331.msg10329671#msg10329671 << i like how tight davout's arguing is.
15:39 assbot Bitcoin 20MB Fork ... ( http://bit.ly/1uREHxO )
15:39 mircea_popescu "dude, you don't get to escalate me. go use the proper venues the proper way or shove it."
15:43 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/FranBerkman/status/562276041918783488
15:43 assbot Judge Forrest on defense's proposed /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash expert: "The court has no idea what Mr. Antonopoulos' qualifications are." /hashtag/SilkRoadTrial?src=hash
15:45 mircea_popescu lol
15:45 trinque mircea_popescu: re: earlier rant about linux permissions, -w does not in fact mean -w if you're root
15:46 trinque chattr -i does
15:46 mircea_popescu heh
15:46 trinque fucking madness, bronze-age punishments for lying please
15:50 mircea_popescu "BUT YOU ARE SECURING TRANSACTIONS WORTH SOMETHING LIKE 2,000 TIMES MORE VALUABLE THAN TODAY'S TRANSACTIONS" << check out allcaps usgavin thinking bitcoi nin terms of "usd value"
15:51 ben_vulpes naw bru
15:51 ben_vulpes we're securing bitcoin transactions
15:51 ben_vulpes what's a dollar?
15:51 ben_vulpes source?
15:53 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=941331.msg10330613#msg10330613 idiot thread v x.0
15:53 assbot Bitcoin 20MB Fork ... ( http://bit.ly/16nbVjj )
15:53 mircea_popescu that peter r shill is back in there with his nonsensical golfclub "statistics",
15:53 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: Undeadopolus still looking for brainz to munch on...
15:54 mircea_popescu it's been killed in teh logs, but obviously shills don't read.
15:56 mircea_popescu (MP standing for Mircea Popescu.. - dam he must be so thrilled having the 'basic' bitcoin renamed after him XD) << no, actually, i'd rather it just be called bitcoin. which is what it is.
15:56 mircea_popescu saying no to idiots is hardly enough merit to rename things, we'll end up with weekly renamings if this is how things work.
16:01 mircea_popescu "Also, I used to read their logs on IRC, and there was a guy called 'pankkake' (also in btctalk) who seems to have vanished. I think its because they disagreed regarding the fork thing, so if anyone could share the light on his views, that'd be interesting too since I used to value his thoughts." <<< wasn't that over the systemd fork of linux !?
16:03 TomServo That was my impression. Almost certain is was pre-fork talk also.
16:03 mircea_popescu "I'd suggest you go research existing high-value-payment networks and see what typical fees are for multi-million dollar transactions. FEDWIRE is running at 6 transactions per second, average transaction value over $6million, with fees per transaction UNDER ONE DOLLAR.
16:03 mircea_popescu Why? Because if you are giving somebody one million dollars for something, you almost certainly have built up real-world trust, and probably have a longstanding relationship, signed contracts, etc etc."
16:04 mircea_popescu basically, one less explored point of usgavin's interest with the fork is to cripple the politically revolutionary side of bitcoin. obviously if bitcoin can't be bitcoin then the replacement of plain contracts with gpg-contracts will at least be hindered.
16:04 mircea_popescu as if that's how the world works, old men get what they want for wanting it.
16:04 mircea_popescu what is this, new england ?!
16:05 thestringpuller the patriots did win the superbowl
16:05 thestringpuller to BingoBoingo's dismay
16:05 thestringpuller woo.
16:05 * thestringpuller was born in Hartford.
16:05 * danielpbarron didn't bother watching
16:06 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: It isn't that they won. It was how they won. Fucking worthless ending spoiled all of the fun that came before... except for the gold 30 foot tall mechanical tiger.
16:06 thestringpuller XD
16:06 thestringpuller BingoBoingo you sound like the announcers
16:07 thestringpuller Srsly tho. Up until Halftime the game was neck and neck. Two evenly matched teams.
16:07 BingoBoingo I might be qualified to be such.
16:07 danielpbarron i just noticed, the foundation's bitcoind still uses irc?
16:07 thestringpuller I missed the "exciting part" as I drove home. No radio station was giving highlights.
16:08 BingoBoingo The problem was Seattle decided to play with their food in order to burn the clock. Like the villain taunting instead of driving the knife deeper.
16:08 punkman bitcoin RI compiled without errors on linux mint btw
16:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2266 @ 0.00096989 = 2.1978 BTC [-]
16:10 punkman anyone wanna give me a node IP I can connect to for testing?
16:10 mircea_popescu o hey
16:10 danielpbarron does it have to be of the same version?
16:10 danielpbarron my ip is a full node
16:10 mircea_popescu nope
16:11 mircea_popescu probably better if not the same version, actually.
16:11 danielpbarron point at me, i'm running 0.7.2 here
16:11 TomServo danielpbarron: as I understand, with upnp being clipped IRC was the remaining node discovery mechanism
16:12 TomServo Someeone please correct me if I'm mistaken.
16:12 punkman and dnsseed
16:12 danielpbarron acutally i'm not at "full" at the moment; playing a little catchup from the last crash
16:12 mircea_popescu "Or would you prefer to introduce sliding scale fee structure (higher tx amount - higher fee)?"
16:12 mircea_popescu AHAHAHAHAHAHA
16:12 mircea_popescu fuck you jesus christ.
16:12 mircea_popescu the one thing poor people will NOT give up except with their life is "you got money gimme"
16:13 mircea_popescu how about all txn under 1 BTC are excised 99 bitcents fee because fuck you, go be poor in massachussetts ?
16:13 mircea_popescu and all txn over 1k are free because fuck you that side doo.
16:14 mircea_popescu "one of the unique and beneficial attributes of btc is you can send someone a 50 cent tip or a million dollars for almost nothing in transaction fees
16:14 mircea_popescu i think it would be a big mistake to put higher fees on higher tx amounts and i would vote against it ,raise the block size if necessary and prune the blockchain is a better idea imo
16:14 mircea_popescu everyone doesnt need the last 6-7 years of history ,there must be some way to let new users download the most recent portion without the previous 6 years or just the headers instead of every entire block etc
16:14 mircea_popescu its already a 33GB download ,imagine that increasing exponentially ,nobodys going to download it all when it exceeds 100GB but i suppose we could all use "lite wallets " etc but that would also weaken the network if most people were using multibit etc"
16:14 mircea_popescu the shit in that thread... i gotta stop reading.
16:16 BingoBoingo The "nobody will buy a hard drive" people are the worst. The problem isn't the hard drive.
16:16 danielpbarron height=173849 << my pogo running "bastard"
16:16 mircea_popescu you got that to comp[ile too ?
16:16 mircea_popescu going pretty good there danielpbarron
16:16 danielpbarron not yet
16:16 mircea_popescu just using stan's binaries /
16:16 mircea_popescu ?
16:16 danielpbarron yep
16:16 asciilifeform just build the damn thing. not that hard to do
16:17 asciilifeform all you need is a reasonable linux
16:17 punkman asciilifeform: the dnsseed-snip is for the portatronic branch right?
16:17 mircea_popescu let the guy go at his pace yo
16:17 danielpbarron yeah that's the hang up; i'm about to reformat my laptop
16:18 danielpbarron leaving ubuntu never to return
16:18 asciilifeform dnsseed snip should work for -any-, as it only concerns net.cpp
16:18 trinque danielpbarron: where you headed? openbsd?
16:18 danielpbarron no
16:18 danielpbarron not yet at least
16:18 mircea_popescu punkman: you can distill grapes, plus they are useful for other things << great anal beads
16:18 mircea_popescu if you're out of olives.
16:19 trinque gentoo's fucked imo; everything depends on everything. I look at it the wrong way and suddenly I've got avahi-daemon or some other madness installed
16:19 danielpbarron someone said mint worked, maybe i'll try that
16:19 trinque they moved a bunch of useflags into their own vars too, I noticed. because that was necessary
16:20 trinque danielpbarron: mint is based on ubuntu isn't it?
16:20 asciilifeform trinque: gentoo is as good as operator. you can excise the crud permanently and from everything running.
16:20 danielpbarron ok never mind :p
16:20 danielpbarron i installed gentoo once before
16:20 trinque asciilifeform: sure, I'm hacking back the kudzu with use flags
16:20 trinque would rather they were all off to start
16:20 trinque think I'm down to 115 or so packages in world
16:21 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: https://i.imgur.com/n9Th4q5.jpg <<< ahhh sweet highschool....
16:21 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/16nkdYt )
16:22 BingoBoingo <danielpbarron> someone said mint worked, maybe i'll try that << Systemd free, but... better venue for introducing microsoft refugees to not MS. Not really next step to get better at *nix
16:22 mircea_popescu PeterL: If you know what you are doing << most of rural transylvania still makes its own moonshine. most still operators spend the three days it takes entirely drunk.
16:22 mircea_popescu on fumes.
16:24 cazalla did they solve global warming or something? it's summer yet this is day 4 of putting the heating on each morning
16:24 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: Oh people are now ripping off MP's conference format << lmao buncha wanna-bes. what fucking elite ?
16:25 mircea_popescu cazalla it's alternatively warm.
16:25 mircea_popescu they're just being inclusive to all climates while working with technology to resolve the problems of the future.
16:25 BingoBoingo It's the middle of winter and I fetched mail jacketless without feeling a chill. Scam weather.
16:25 mircea_popescu "Organized by Bruce Fenton of the Bitcoin Association and Atlantic Financial, participants in the first annual Satoshi Roundtable include top executives from companies such as Blockchain, BitGo, BitPesa, Chain, ChangeTip, Coinapult and MegaBigPower, as well as noted VCs in the space such as Erik Voorhees and Roger Ver."
16:26 mircea_popescu mkay, so yeah, fenton trying to buy credibility.
16:26 mircea_popescu yo fenton, miss tits what's her name didn't manage, and she had the tits. this is not how you do it, seriously, pretending like you matter works in whoredom, not in finance.
16:26 mircea_popescu i know they told you there's no difference. they lied.
16:27 TomServo http://kingstonjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/zzz3.jpg
16:27 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/16nlPkT )
16:28 cazalla fenton is a baller, he changedtipped me $2
16:28 BingoBoingo scoopbot -fetch
16:28 cazalla should prob write up an article that fenton tips racist, women hating men
16:28 mircea_popescu jurov: "Another example is that some CEOs fear to attack known scams in public because..." lol so they will attack them privately? << they have a serious strategic problem : employees are normally decent, intelligent human beings they're raping.
16:29 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/02/bitmarket-pl-account-closed-over-hyip-links/
16:29 mircea_popescu then those people want to express their outrage. sometimes they do. then they get letters from the idiot "management" about how THIS IS NOT OUR CORPORATE CULTURE
16:29 mircea_popescu which is true, it isn't. the us is built on a corporate culture of empty pretense and outright fraud. course they tend to stick together.
16:30 mircea_popescu then those people lose morale and start coming to me with the stories, which hurts "everyone", which is to say : the scammers ; their friends.
16:30 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: some CEO's don't always rape their employees
16:30 mircea_popescu im sure some rubber chicken on a beach will solve all this!
16:30 mircea_popescu thestringpuller yeah, some don't always.
16:30 mircea_popescu viagra wears off.
16:30 thestringpuller some CEO's just slowly kill company like virus
16:30 thestringpuller like the nVidia d00d
16:30 thestringpuller troll style
16:31 thestringpuller kinda like Michael Scott from the Office just not as dimwitted.
16:31 cazalla anyway, this elite retreat was announced weeks ago, clearly it didn't get much traction so they called up coindesk to promote it
16:31 mircea_popescu there's a pretty fucking bad film about three stooges that conspire to kill their bosses.
16:31 mircea_popescu the film's unwatchable except for a kevin spacey monologue
16:31 thestringpuller Ah yes.
16:31 mircea_popescu "fuck you, sit down and work more."
16:31 cazalla https://twitter.com/brucefenton/status/558819102861819904 1 comment on reddit, obv they didn't get the validation they were seeking the first time around
16:31 assbot Satoshi Roundtable is coming soon... http://t.co/5IdMdX025t
16:31 thestringpuller And Jennifer Anniston sexual harrassing her assistant.
16:31 thestringpuller Cause who would really care?
16:32 mircea_popescu o that's who the old broad was ?
16:32 mircea_popescu wow, all those chick flicks really age a body.
16:32 mircea_popescu almost like politics.
16:32 thestringpuller Yup.
16:32 thestringpuller And you know 11 years on Friends
16:32 mircea_popescu cazalla send him a link to logs ?
16:32 mircea_popescu maybe he figures it the fuck out eventually.
16:32 thestringpuller cazalla: now that's a story if you can confirm...
16:33 mircea_popescu thestringpuller: i'd go if they didn't still lynch negroes << who does ?!
16:33 thestringpuller the jews
16:33 * thestringpuller stares at ben_vulpes
16:33 mircea_popescu heh. so bring a girl, and go "don't lynch me, take her instead" then run.
16:33 thestringpuller omg i'd get lynched harder if I showed up /w white girl
16:34 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: Bring Marshawn Lynch, and Lynch them back
16:34 mircea_popescu show up with a blue one then, mess with everyone's head.
16:34 thestringpuller "Who let this nigger in here with one of our womenz?!?!?"
16:34 thestringpuller LOL
16:34 danielpbarron that's asking a "Lot"
16:34 mircea_popescu the "lynch me harder" thing is lulzy tho.
16:34 mircea_popescu just exactly what do you think this lynching business is :D
16:34 mircea_popescu are you a lynch virgin, thestringpuller ?
16:36 mircea_popescu assbot: Exploiting the Robocaller Gap - Global Guerrillas << speaking of this ben_vulpes, how about a site where people can get bitcoin for reading messages on the screen, then autodial them into say 5k different emergency zones across the us.
16:36 mircea_popescu stress test the system, as it were. see what happens when there's i dunno, 500k pps ddos, but not from wordpress to me.
16:37 mircea_popescu backwards.
16:37 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: one of my ancestors was lynched in mississipi so the family isn't a lynch virgin
16:37 mircea_popescu o srsly ?
16:37 thestringpuller but i myself am
16:37 thestringpuller lol
16:37 mircea_popescu how do you feel about that ? i got a few ancestors that were killed by teh turks and teh russians.
16:37 mircea_popescu oddly enough, i dislike just the russians.
16:37 * danielpbarron too
16:38 thestringpuller well given my family is on exponential curve in wealth (only a generation ago we were in the projects), i'd say the karma is coming back around
16:38 mircea_popescu heh. most everyone in romania was in teh projects coupla decades ago
16:38 mircea_popescu where's that pic
16:39 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/piinea-amara-a-baietasilor-de-cartier/ << 1990s pic of romania's top hip hop band.
16:39 assbot Piinea amara a baietasilor de cartier pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/16nowD5 )
16:39 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: how were they killed by the turks and russians?
16:40 thestringpuller ah yea. i remember coming accross that pic on trilema (random page of the front page thing)
16:40 mircea_popescu thestringpuller well, romania as a sovereign nation was mostly constructed around this event where the czar declared war on the turks on the fumes of imagining himself like the germans, and buying the british propaganda about the "dead man of europe". the turks were the origina lrhodesia.
16:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72800 @ 0.00037173 = 27.0619 BTC [+]
16:41 mircea_popescu anyway, the turks mowed them down, and so the commanding officer sent the romanian kind a "plz save us telegram'. so the romanian army moved in, beat back the turks, took some impossible redoubts, lost like a third of the men and that was that.
16:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15800 @ 0.00037392 = 5.9079 BTC [+]
16:41 thestringpuller Ah. Okay so 1800's at somepoint?
16:41 mircea_popescu then later in ww2, romanian army went all the way to stalingrad, raping and pillaging with the germans, then got beaten back, went over to like, prague, and then after the war there was all that "sociailism" thingee/
16:42 mircea_popescu 1880s yea
16:42 thestringpuller yea about same time great great great g-pa was lynched and thrown into swamp
16:42 mircea_popescu ;;google The Romanian War of Independence
16:42 gribble Romanian War of Independence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_War_of_Independence>; Romanian War of Independence - Simple English Wikipedia, the ...: <http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_War_of_Independence>; Russo-Turkish War (1877–78) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo- (1 more message)
16:44 mircea_popescu (one of the rare cases when a romanian was supreme commander of the russian troops in any war theater)
16:44 thestringpuller wow.
16:45 thestringpuller brb gonna read up on this. mircea_popescu always educatin mah simple mind
16:45 thestringpuller and doesn't charge (yet)
16:45 mircea_popescu there was also a case in ww1 when the romanian general was put in command of all the german units and so on.
16:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105500 @ 0.00037664 = 39.7355 BTC [+] {3}
16:53 mircea_popescu !up the_scourge
16:53 trinque poor felipelalli, so much IP in da logs
16:55 the_scourge oh cheers
16:55 the_scourge sorry i didn't realize that was actually echoing
16:55 felipelalli trinque: thank you! :) Internet in Brazil is not easy. I am installing a new one, it arrives 14 Feb.
16:56 mircea_popescu !b 1
16:56 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2N9HZ5E.txt )
16:56 PeterL you are replacing the internet?
16:56 felipelalli ahahha
16:56 felipelalli my cable, yes.
16:57 mircea_popescu i know i want a new internet too. who knew dilma got it
16:57 trinque felipelalli: if you beg the gods in #freenode they'll cloak you
16:58 felipelalli trinque: thanks. I'll try it.
16:59 the_scourge do you have to prove need now? needs-based systems are a sign of the apocalypse :)
16:59 mircea_popescu it's how sex works...
17:00 the_scourge mircea_popescu: that's the opposite of how sex works
17:00 mircea_popescu so "i have all this love to give" vs "i need to get laid" ?
17:01 the_scourge sex is 100% merit. it's the one thing that can't be made needs-based even temporarily
17:01 the_scourge um "i need to get laid" doesn't mean fuck all
17:01 asciilifeform http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-February/000043.html << guess what
17:01 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/16nu1Sf )
17:01 mircea_popescu lol
17:02 mircea_popescu if sex were merit based how do you explain masturbation ?
17:02 * trinque goes to tell the welfare queens and trailer whores what sex is
17:02 the_scourge you could try asking your local cultural equality office of liberty to see if they can make it needs based.... get some equalisation fucks for the really needy
17:03 mircea_popescu actually, prostitution is legal here.
17:03 the_scourge ok, still mertis based
17:04 the_scourge unless romania is doing better on the equalisation front than.... everywhere else
17:04 PeterL asciilifeform: are we supposed to be suprised by the result?
17:04 mircea_popescu here = argentina.
17:05 asciilifeform PeterL: i for one am a little surprised that -any- of them work
17:05 PeterL any idea when these were last updated?
17:05 asciilifeform PeterL: the phoundation's git does not appear to have the hardcoded seeds any longer. when they were thrown out? no idea
17:05 the_scourge asciilifeform: do you always name your filehandles like that, or only in python
17:06 asciilifeform the_scourge: only in python
17:06 PeterL having hardcoded seeds is, in my opnion, a silly way of doing things
17:06 trinque eat and shit are entirely appropriate names there
17:06 trinque lol
17:07 the_scourge btw any chance that the first HLL cpu will support python? i know that's heresy but the library support is better than lispscheme
17:07 trinque the_scourge: how dare you
17:07 asciilifeform PeterL: having hardcoded seeds is, in my opnion, a silly way of doing things << what do you suggest as an alternative? how is the proggy to know what exists anywhere without a hardcoded something or other
17:07 felipelalli now I am cloaked. Thanks trinque for the tip.
17:07 trinque felipelalli: no problem; looks good over here
17:07 the_scourge felipelalli: did you have to prove need?
17:08 felipelalli the_scourge: no.
17:08 asciilifeform the_scourge: if you want to port fortran or cobol to it, who can stop you. if you expect the design to somehow accomodate your perversion - sorry
17:08 PeterL asciilifeform: could you have a separate seed config file?
17:08 the_scourge cool so neither needs based nor merit. simple universal. to thsoe who ask. fn is democracy :)
17:09 the_scourge asciilifeform: you're the one coding in python
17:09 asciilifeform PeterL: separate config is in the works. but i did have the thought that ought to see what ought to go in it first
17:09 * trinque wishes he could watch asciilifeform slap the_scourge in person
17:09 mircea_popescu yeah srsly.
17:09 trinque bow to your sensei!
17:09 mircea_popescu !down the_scourge
17:09 asciilifeform the_scourge: i occasionally use it as a healthier, low-tar substitute for perl
17:10 mircea_popescu giving voice to anyone that asks has its disadvantages.
17:12 PeterL asciilifeform: PeterL: the phoundation's git does not appear to have the hardcoded seeds any longer. when they were thrown out? no idea << did you figure out what they were replaced with?
17:14 mircea_popescu http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Metternich-Wappen_Sm.png << an interesting case of central government driven inflation.
17:14 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/16nxVdJ )
17:14 mircea_popescu if the king can pay nobles for their service in "heraldics" he will do so. and issue and issue and issue until there's more crowns than the estucheon can hold.
17:15 mircea_popescu escutcheon*
17:16 jurov BingoBoingo: "bezzel economy" -> "bezzle economy"
17:16 jurov i was asking about linking to definition too, but
17:16 jurov ;;google bezzle economy
17:17 gribble Bitcoin Falls Victim to Galbraith's “Bezzle” - The New Yorker: <http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/bitcoin-falls-victim-to-galbraiths-bezzle>; Agenda: Essential Task of Unwinding the Bezzle - WSJ: <http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424127887324469304578140891938671684>; The Global Bezzle – whence it came, where it went and why it ...: <http://crookedtimber.org/2013/11/21 (1 more message)
17:17 asciilifeform or possibly i was mistaken, https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/7b879d3493e5b51c60522f71657941bd62e29334/contrib/seeds/README.md
17:17 assbot bitcoin/README.md at 7b879d3493e5b51c60522f71657941bd62e29334 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/16nyGDO )
17:17 jurov it shown me trilema immediately after that
17:17 asciilifeform ^ it still has hardcoded seeds
17:19 BingoBoingo jurov: FXD THX
17:20 mircea_popescu crooked timber is a good blog btw
17:26 PeterL How about putting seeds in a separate file (Foundation can host a copy that is updated periodically), and add user settable options for whether to download the updated file on program start and from where?
17:27 asciilifeform separate file << was the plan already
17:27 PeterL and mechanism for updating it?
17:27 mircea_popescu no autodownloads.
17:28 asciilifeform i imagine ben_vulpes et al will post pgp-signed lists of working nodes now and again
17:28 PeterL so manual download
17:28 mircea_popescu sure, that';s the general idea, have all the magic strings in a file somewhere.
17:28 asciilifeform understand that node only needs to find 1 working node on the list, to spin up
17:29 mike_c PeterL: this mechanism already exists. bitcoin-seeder
17:29 mike_c dns-based
17:30 mircea_popescu http://crookedtimber.org/2013/11/21/the-global-bezzle-whence-it-came-where-it-went-and-why-it-matters-repost-from-2011/
17:30 assbot The Global Bezzle – whence it came, where it went and why it matters (repost from 2011) — Crooked Timber ... ( http://bit.ly/16nCmVW )
17:30 asciilifeform dns-based << i nominated it for death
17:30 mircea_popescu this, in particular, is a good discussion of macroeconomics, something you rarely see in english
17:30 mircea_popescu mike_c a mechanism made by someone not in wot doesn't really exist.
17:31 asciilifeform dns is not only a thin and centralized neck to squeeze, it is controlled almost entirely by usg
17:31 mike_c heh, so people are going to download this file by IP address?
17:31 mircea_popescu ip addresses seems to be the manner to connect via tcp/ip neh ?
17:31 mike_c neh! i like names. but i get it.
17:32 asciilifeform so people are going to download this file by IP address << can come straight from the fuhrer's arsehole, so long as it's signed by genuine foundation
17:32 mircea_popescu well do you also like ghosts /
17:32 mircea_popescu i gotta find this quote of myself, not enough self fellatio today.
17:33 mircea_popescu "In general I have found so far that the best results in computer security are achieved not by those who are most competent at securing a system, but by those who are backed by management most inclined to simplify their task. "
17:33 mike_c i'm going to get this node list into my mini-node how?
17:35 mike_c this actually begs the question, how the hell is this thing finding any nodes right now? brb. code grep.
17:35 mircea_popescu it's a sad story.
17:36 mike_c unsigned int pnSeed[] =
17:36 mike_c {
17:36 mike_c 0x959bd347, 0xf8de42b2, 0x73bc0518, 0xea6edc50, 0x21b00a4d, 0xc725b43d, 0xd665464d, 0x1a2a770e,
17:36 mike_c oh.
17:36 trinque the language needs to be patched such that wisdom and simplicity are more closely connected
17:36 mike_c hence ascii's list of "only 6 of these are still alive"
17:36 mircea_popescu right
17:36 mike_c well, this is clearly best solution :D
17:37 mircea_popescu also first and biggest.
17:38 asciilifeform and, much as it is intriguing that so many nodes still hang out on irc bitcoin-xx channel, that thing doesn't belong in the RI
17:39 asciilifeform but we can't zap both it and the dns seeder (already submitted zap for the latter) without a fresh list of seeds
17:39 PeterL we plan to rip out irc?
17:39 mircea_popescu on a principal consideration ?
17:40 mircea_popescu irc should probably stay because a) it doesn't actualy do anything atm and b) it will be an easy upgrade to gossipd
17:40 asciilifeform the irc thing is a chokepoint. in my head it counts as 1 hardcoded node, really
17:40 mircea_popescu which will make bitcoin full nodes a much saner thing altogether.
17:40 asciilifeform think about it. isomorphic.
17:40 mircea_popescu and remove a lot of dumbass pressure off the blockchain. ("want to talk to people ? talk through the node process not through the tx process)
17:41 asciilifeform actually, given that most of the hard seeds are dead, the irc mechanism is the primary bootstrap.
17:41 mircea_popescu speaking of which, how's it going artifexd ?
17:41 mircea_popescu and speaking of how's it going yo trinque ! what happened there ?
17:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i thought the node's own memory was the primary bootstrap ?
17:42 asciilifeform when 0.5.3 switches on, it looks for some nodes
17:42 asciilifeform mine (with dns seds nixed) ends up finding them on irc.
17:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11809 @ 0.00038814 = 4.5835 BTC [+]
17:43 trinque mircea_popescu: with deedbot? got hit with a bunch of irl work
17:43 asciilifeform anybody who can sit down between me & the ircd, can feed in arbitrary crap
17:43 trinque however it's nearly done
17:43 mircea_popescu trinque ok, but it was nearly done like a week ago too ?
17:43 PeterL could you add an option to input an ip address for seed? so start it by typing "bitcoin --seed my.fri.ends.ip"
17:44 asciilifeform PeterL: iirc, that's already in there
17:44 mike_c hopefully addnode didn't get nixed
17:44 PeterL oh, ok, nevermind then
17:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform maybe this seed-from-file mod is more stringently needed than i thought ? mod6 ? ben_vulpes ?
17:44 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it's a critical moving part (on warmup only, really)
17:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: think about it
17:45 mircea_popescu well i haven't run a stock node in years, so.
17:45 mircea_popescu mine just keep dbs of other nodes.
17:45 mike_c it already seeds from file (bitcoin.conf), just need to fill the file.
17:45 trinque mircea_popescu: granted. plenty of fires since then, which are out
17:45 mircea_popescu trinque so what's almost done ? this week ? tomorrow ?
17:46 asciilifeform mike_c: iirc you can only offer one seed in the conf as of 0.5.3 ?
17:46 mike_c ah
17:46 mike_c this is an odd time warp, where my knowledge is not outdated, but actually is too far in the future. it's weird :)
17:47 BingoBoingo !b 1
17:47 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3R9Y3SG.txt )
17:47 mircea_popescu hehehe
17:47 mircea_popescu "you haven't happened yet"
17:47 asciilifeform phoundation's bitcoind does keep a cache of known nodes, it appears. but still uses dns seeds and hardcoded ip list for initial warmup.
17:47 mircea_popescu !give me the cockblocking BingoBoingo trophy!
17:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nothing quite like a camel with dolphin skin.
17:48 punkman with -connect=ADDRESS it doesn't use built-in seeds
17:48 BingoBoingo http://dpaste.com/3R9Y3SG.txt << mircea_popescu Still made it through. IRC lag makes you think you win these trophies.
17:48 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/16nGK7A )
17:48 asciilifeform -connect=ADDRESS limits you to that node and only it, alive or dead
17:48 mircea_popescu DANGIT
17:49 BingoBoingo -addnode offers multiple potential ips to add
17:49 BingoBoingo to lsit
17:49 mircea_popescu punkman asciilifeform yeah that's more intended for proxy chaining them iirc
17:49 punkman you can do multiple -connect
17:49 trinque mircea_popescu: my evening is free to hack on it; the "keep it running" part got a lot of attention, which may have expanded scope past "a few scripts"
17:49 mircea_popescu kay!
17:49 mike_c asciilifeform: BOOST_FOREACH(string strAddr, mapMultiArgs["-addnode"])
17:49 mike_c ^ seems evidence it takes more than one?
17:49 BingoBoingo punkman: No you get one -connect, -connect is exclusive. -addnode populates address list
17:49 asciilifeform mike_c: that's 0.5.3 ?!
17:50 trinque mircea_popescu: each part of it runs separately, different user, in a different linux container, etc
17:50 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: The future.
17:51 trinque if one part shouldn't talk to another, it doesn't
17:51 mircea_popescu trinque don't make it larger than your head.
17:52 mircea_popescu "Show your face. Those who know what you look like can verify that it's actually you, and not a sockpuppet trolling us all."
17:52 mircea_popescu dude these fucktards. LEARN PGP!!1eleventyfivethousand cocks in your mother's dumb mouth.
17:53 punkman "BOOST_FOREACH(string strAddr, mapMultiArgs["-connect"])"
17:53 punkman not exclusive
17:54 asciilifeform punkman is correct. alert reader award.
17:54 punkman so no need for irc or built-in, just have them in the bitcoin.conf
17:55 BingoBoingo Ah
17:55 mike_c yes, well, still makes plug-n-play nodebox more difficult.
17:55 asciilifeform mike_c: how?
17:55 punkman maybe have a list of dnsseeds with signed node lists baked in the source
17:55 mike_c I guess not. just step N is download list of nodes.
17:56 asciilifeform so we ship, e.g., the pogos, with titanic list of nodes. some of which we own and operate.
17:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57800 @ 0.00038863 = 22.4628 BTC [+] {2}
17:57 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> assbot: Exploiting the Robocaller Gap - Global Guerrillas << speaking of this ben_vulpes, how about a site where people can get bitcoin for reading messages on the screen, then autodial them into say 5k different emergency zones across the us. << sounds great
17:58 mircea_popescu in the words of one of the numerous us generals remembered for losing a war, "the unknowns that we know about, we name terrorism. the unknowns we don't know about, we predend don't exist. that and the state department is how we spend a trillion for the priviledge of spending another trillion."
17:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 96100 @ 0.00038935 = 37.4165 BTC [+] {2}
17:59 asciilifeform ben_vulpes demanding to be gassed by gestapo ahead of schedule, lol
17:59 ben_vulpes http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-February/000043.html << oh lol
17:59 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1K4XfDL )
17:59 ben_vulpes deserves a post
18:00 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: twould also be interesting to see the same test against the modern codebase
18:00 ben_vulpes i gotta meeting in like...2m
18:00 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: deserves a post << see thread here first
18:00 BingoBoingo MEGA LOL >> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=941331.msg10339914#msg10339914
18:00 assbot Bitcoin 20MB Fork ... ( http://bit.ly/1K4Xz5k )
18:00 BingoBoingo ^ RE: Mr Fenton
18:02 mircea_popescu "Of course many ISPs block out outgoing 8333 by default . Why do you think we see all these threads where people complain that they are getting only 8 incoming connections on their bitcoin QT wallet? Why do we average less than 7k nodes worldwide at any given time?"
18:02 mircea_popescu culprit found.
18:03 mircea_popescu "I've noticed certain repeating characteristic in the writing of many members of this forum: they construct grammatically correct sentences but absolutely disregard the underlying semantics: incoming vs. outgoing, local vs. remote, source vs. destination, etc. Here in regards to TCP/IP ports, but I observed that in regards to pretty much any technical issue."
18:03 mircea_popescu actually 2112 has a very good point.
18:04 mircea_popescu it was highlighted by intel about two weeks ago, and we're generally tracing it to philippines "top quality" content farms working for a number of (mostly ct and wash based) pr firms.
18:04 mircea_popescu wasn't goping to say anything, but since it's public now..
18:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42000 @ 0.00038569 = 16.199 BTC [-]
18:08 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=941331.msg10340310#msg10340310 << Now it is on the forum
18:08 assbot Bitcoin 20MB Fork ... ( http://bit.ly/1K4Z6Z2 )
18:08 BingoBoingo Well, not THE forum, but a forum
18:09 mircea_popescu in any case, the pogo plugs will be quite welcome. the network's been suffering for a long time,
18:09 mircea_popescu like the ents or something.
18:10 BingoBoingo http://lawfilesext.leg.wa.gov/biennium/2015-16/Pdf/Bills/House%20Bills/1813.pdf
18:10 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1K4Zy9G )
18:10 asciilifeform Tech Email:domainadmin@fdvt.com << lol!
18:10 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu> like the ents or something. << Where did all of the nodewives go?
18:10 mircea_popescu heh.
18:11 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> Tech Email:domainadmin@fdvt.com << lol! << See someone got the Fenton lulz
18:11 BingoBoingo Professional Stoogesultant
18:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know that's just a general support email, and the connection between fenton and fdvt is about the same as between reddit feminist incel and starbucks
18:11 mircea_popescu ie, purely aspirational ?
18:12 asciilifeform why is it in the satoshiroundtable.org 'whois' then ?
18:13 asciilifeform https://whoisology.com/email/archive_8/domainadmin@fdvt.com
18:13 assbot Access Restricted ... ( http://bit.ly/16nNqlZ )
18:14 mircea_popescu myeah...
18:14 mircea_popescu topdollar.commegawealth.commutualfundcenter.com atlanticfinancial.comcapitalgain.com etc.
18:14 mircea_popescu ie, buncha spamsites and whatever.
18:15 asciilifeform this fella clearly read 'spam like a pro in twenty-one hours' !
18:15 mircea_popescu lol fentonfoundation.com
18:17 asciilifeform if he stuffed the 'fvdt' contact in his own domain reg fraudulently, what's it take to get the registration judged & pulled ?
18:17 mircea_popescu why does it have to be fraudulently ?
18:17 asciilifeform theoretically - if registrar won't pull, we can regard the shilling as a proven fact
18:17 mircea_popescu Fleetwood Digital Video Technology Corp is not like... haliburton or something.
18:17 asciilifeform one way or the other
18:18 mircea_popescu it's a smallish business, think in terms of roger ver's used laptops shop
18:18 asciilifeform eh, sure. small business that does no-one-knows-what, for usg only
18:19 mircea_popescu eh get out. i control so many I don't know all of em by name
18:19 mircea_popescu http://www.fdvt.com/gsa-general-services-administration.htm there, filings.
18:20 mircea_popescu basically they're one of the what, 100k or so small tech-ish corps that live off the usg dole.
18:20 mircea_popescu not exactly unconnected, for sure, but never invited to a fundraiser either, unless it's for the state capitol and they couldn't fill the seats.
18:21 asciilifeform i do happen to know something about those. usually they exist as a little flea on the back of a larger flea, sometimes three or four fleas in a circuit
18:21 mircea_popescu "Cabletica, ICE, Kolbi, Claro, Moviestar all need to be called and asked to open this port." << at least the last two are cheap mobile providers in argentina.
18:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform quite exactly.
18:21 mircea_popescu you get the picture.
18:22 asciilifeform it would be not entirely uninteresting, to learn his host flea.
18:22 mircea_popescu local mass politics from what i've seen so far.
18:22 mircea_popescu until i learn better... shrug.
18:23 asciilifeform also i am unaware of any extant isp outside of iran blocking an -outgoing- port other than 25
18:23 mircea_popescu stop reading that thing you'll give yourself earbleeds.
18:25 asciilifeform on the other hand - every cellular isp in usa (that i've tried) blocks -all- incoming connections
18:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 110250 @ 0.00036889 = 40.6701 BTC [-] {2}
18:27 asciilifeform 252649.
18:30 punkman https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/commit/ee932025c1a318943a6b101be9fe7a4a2e10648c
18:30 assbot Changed pronouns for correctness and inclusivity · ee93202 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1K53vLJ )
18:31 asciilifeform 'bikinibabe' ?! trololol.
18:31 mircea_popescu hahaha wut
18:32 mircea_popescu if i find out there's some fucktarded 50something collegiate "professor" setting up the idiot chickies in her class to doing this...
18:32 asciilifeform which one of you jokers is 'bikinibabe'. confess.
18:33 mircea_popescu it's prolly sa actually.
18:33 asciilifeform whoever is doing is - brilliant 'shit test' - will the idiots merge? turns out, yes! they will.
18:33 asciilifeform sa?
18:34 PeterL "inform the master he or she can" << really, it should be "inform the master or mistress he or she can", right?
18:34 mircea_popescu someting awful. this old comedy board that for a while was the core of radical libertardism in the us.
18:35 asciilifeform obligatory: http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~evans/cs655/readings/purity.html << by doug hofstadter! yes, him
18:35 assbot Douglas Hofstadter - Person Paper on Purity in Language ... ( http://bit.ly/1K54yv3 )
18:36 asciilifeform he actually caught a good bit of shit for this number
18:36 PeterL actually, they should remove all references to "master", because it makes us thing about slavery, so bad, mkay?
18:36 asciilifeform PeterL: that was one of the first engineering terms to get liberast attention, actually
18:37 mircea_popescu i dunno who him is.
18:37 mircea_popescu anyway, it'll be hard to do away with master seeing how that's what i am. best do away with husband, replace with cuckold ?
18:38 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: doug h is sui generis. can't really place him in a genre. he wrote a number of tomes for folks who like mathematics (in particular, logic and theory of computation), languages, translation. he is also a fairly good translator of ru->eng, even rhyme-preserving pushkin. blew my mind.
18:38 mircea_popescu my inculture is vast.
18:39 asciilifeform dh is best known as an american/eng author, but iirc his native lang is fr. on account of peculiar upbringing. and he knows plenty of others.
18:41 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu thanks for the notes on that last article
18:41 asciilifeform http://www.physixfan.com/wp-content/files/GEBen.pdf << l33t w4r3z, hofstadter's best known work.
18:41 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1K55I9S )
18:41 mircea_popescu which one ?!
18:42 pete_dushenski jooz and stereotypes: i cleaned up the log quotes and took another hack at the romanian
18:42 asciilifeform GEB is really a book for intelligent children, or perhaps for adults who are n00bs to the whole thinking business. it's a fun, not serious, sort of book.
18:42 mircea_popescu ah ah
18:43 mircea_popescu link me again ?
18:43 asciilifeform in print nonstop since '79, iirc.
18:44 mircea_popescu pete i meant.
18:44 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2015/02/01/jooz-and-stereotypes/
18:44 assbot Jooz and stereotypes. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1K56l3c )
18:45 pete_dushenski and for the german-speakers, this article just sent me a trackback: http://bitcoinblog.de/2015/02/02/der-kommende-blockchain-burgerkrieg/
18:45 assbot Der kommende Blockchain-Bürgerkrieg | BitcoinBlog.de - das Blog für Bitcoin und andere virtuelle Währungen ... ( http://bit.ly/1K56FPp )
18:47 pete_dushenski the article has a poll at the bottom
18:47 pete_dushenski lulzy 13-5 results thus far in favour of block size, including my vote for nein!
18:48 pete_dushenski *in favour of increasing block size
18:50 mircea_popescu yeah, website polls is how moot ended up time man of the century
18:51 mircea_popescu lol "Zum einen ist da Davout aus Frankreich"
18:51 mircea_popescu hey davout check it out, germanz think teh frenchies are einen.
18:52 pete_dushenski lol
18:53 pete_dushenski asciilifeform that hofstadter fellow has a decent little sense of humour
18:53 pete_dushenski It's quite obvious, for instance, that the chairwhite of the League of Black Voters is going to be a black, not a white. Nobody need think twice about it
18:53 pete_dushenski lol chairwhite...
18:55 mircea_popescu lol
18:58 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/02/love-will-inc-pheeva-wallet-win-2015-olin-cup/
18:59 * pete_dushenski shakes fist at scoopbot
18:59 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski it still sucks :D
19:00 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu then a dayjob keeper is me!
19:00 mircea_popescu lemme tell you a joke.
19:00 pete_dushenski k
19:00 mircea_popescu if you ever meet a hungarian speaking foreign languages you just met a jew.
19:01 jurov lol
19:01 mircea_popescu hehehe.
19:01 pete_dushenski haha!
19:02 pete_dushenski i wonder what other peoples/nationalities this heuristic might apply to...
19:02 pete_dushenski heuristic/funny
19:03 mircea_popescu funnyristic.
19:04 pete_dushenski aka stereotype ;/
19:06 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
19:06 gribble Current Blocks: 341706 | Current Difficulty: 4.127287389469702E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 342719 | Next Difficulty In: 1013 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 7 hours, 57 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 45251697037.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 9.64029
19:09 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/bitbet-sbbet-january-2015-statement/
19:13 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu thanks for the translations :D
19:13 mircea_popescu yw
19:19 jurov btw, are the pogosticks supposed to accept outside connections? if they're plugged into home routers then we need upnp then
19:20 jurov and it was the first thing excised... it will ran as standalone daemon, i guess
19:20 jurov *run
19:20 jurov the upnpnp deamon, i mean
19:24 mircea_popescu i doubt someone who has the werewithal to get the pogo going needs me to unpnp him
19:28 mats ;;ticker
19:28 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 237.8, Best ask: 238.94, Bid-ask spread: 1.14000, Last trade: 237.79, 24 hour volume: 15989.25963627, 24 hour low: 221.79, 24 hour high: 241.98, 24 hour vwap: 229.507388939
19:32 mircea_popescu !up kobud
19:33 pete_dushenski I think that in the old days where the financial system was not too developed, the only way to develop a new idea was to be born rich, to have resources and use them. Today and increasingly so to the extent the financial system works well, you can start a company, apply an idea, or even run large companies even if you are not born rich and don't have a lot of money.
19:34 pete_dushenski ^today apparently = neobee
19:34 trinque lol
19:34 pete_dushenski and this is a good thing!
19:35 trinque today as back then, you can bootstrap yourself so long as you're prepared to lay brick by hand for a half decade
19:36 pete_dushenski unless the vc fairy sprinkles some dust on you while you're sleeping
19:36 pete_dushenski then it really only takes a few minutes
19:37 thestringpuller trinque hah; you are going to treat your robots like people?
19:37 mircea_popescu it can work, sure.
19:37 pete_dushenski and 11 year olds can give ted talks on how to fix the world
19:37 mircea_popescu similarly, in the old days when you were born a maid, you were going to be a maid even if you were really pretty.
19:37 mircea_popescu now you can also be a pop singer.
19:37 trinque pete_dushenski: the vc fairy wanted 67% of my business
19:37 trinque I told him to fuck off
19:38 pete_dushenski lol
19:38 pete_dushenski that's an aggressive ask eh
19:39 mats heh
19:39 mircea_popescu it's not common to allow founders control in the financed vehicle, principally because founders usually fuck it up.
19:40 mircea_popescu cases like spolski's are the exception.
19:40 mats unconfirmed report of someone trying to root an ubuntu luser idli g herr
19:40 mats agh, mobile. idling here.
19:41 mircea_popescu how did it go ?
19:42 mats guy went to sleep before i got more details, im going to put up a vulnerable box later and see what happens
19:43 mats get a cloak, people
19:46 trinque heh I wonder how many servers just got ssh'd into
19:48 danielpbarron https://twitter.com/kyuupichan/status/562411554583244801
19:48 assbot Haha. "Please use the shared hairdryers only for the hair on your head. Thank you for your cooperation." http://t.co/49FIEB4iKo
19:48 mircea_popescu trinque some ubuntu vuln reported or something ?
19:49 trinque not to my knowledge
19:49 trinque I tend to assume things like znc are riddled with holes
19:49 trinque could be something along those lines
19:50 mircea_popescu "The turn of the cultural left to Twitter is a reflection of its weakness on university campuses, not its strength. Today’s intra-left fights over cultural identity are not the birth pangs of a dangerous new radical left elite of cultural enforcers. They’re the product of anger and economic powerlessness, the unanticipated result of the hollowing out of humanities on university campuses, and the parlous state of in
19:50 mircea_popescu tellectual journalism. "
19:50 mircea_popescu ha!
19:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 5000 @ 0.00096956 = 4.8478 BTC [+] {5}
19:50 mircea_popescu i tell you, within twenty years if that as much as having been interested in the left will be a hanging offense.
19:51 mircea_popescu "This is in turn leading to an (unsustainable) proliferation of cultural commentary, some of it unreadable, but much of it sharp and interesting. Much of this commentary is understandably driven by spleen. Impoverished freelancers and adjunct intellectuals, scraping out a living from commuter teaching and dead end jobs, are angry when they look at the comfortable positions that a previous generation of humanities intel
19:51 mircea_popescu lectuals had, and that they never will. They won’t ever have good jobs. They do have Twitter. But that’s nearly all that they do have or are likely to have any time soon."
19:52 mircea_popescu that's quite right : nobody ovulating today will get as far as sara mccune.
19:53 mircea_popescu even Leah McGrath Goodman's poverty will be relatively a high mark.
19:57 mats http://nvd.nist.gov/nvd.cfm?cvename=CVE-2012-3411
19:59 trinque mats: this was the guy's issue?
19:59 mats yeah
19:59 mircea_popescu just a dos ?
19:59 trinque way different than "rooted"
19:59 mats looks p benign
19:59 asciilifeform jurov: if they're plugged into home routers then we need upnp then << why????!? every home router ever made, even utter garbage, lets user open ports the normal way
20:00 asciilifeform fuck upnp.
20:00 mircea_popescu esp since... well... so dnsmasq will get killed by kernel
20:00 BingoBoingo systemLulz https://twitter.com/lusis/status/562288488952107008/photo/1
20:00 assbot man I'm glad the systemd devs all have SSDs. http://t.co/92rGdSitBF
20:00 asciilifeform not just for what it is, but for how it's implemented. (metric shit-ton of xml garbage, book-length standards doc)
20:00 mats i need coffee
20:00 mircea_popescu is dnsmasq even standard in ubuntu ?!
20:00 jurov i have never seen anyone except myself opening ports the normal way
20:00 trinque mircea_popescu: it's part of the awful libvirt wad
20:01 mircea_popescu jurov that may be a function of social circle!
20:01 trinque handles IPs and whatnot on the virtual networks
20:01 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: the only way to develop a new idea was to be born rich << or... take it. chingis khan style.
20:01 jurov i won't contend that
20:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform in retrospect, the efforts of those shitgremlins to shoehorn xml into things are so lulzy.
20:02 mircea_popescu it's dead anyway, but hey, well done guise, at least you went blind on code.
20:02 asciilifeform root an ubuntu luser idli g herr << lol, time for honeypots
20:02 jurov jus' saying i don't have anyone to give pogostick to.
20:02 mircea_popescu the reports of mark twain's rooting seem grossly exaggerated.
20:03 jurov people who know how to open ports either do have a node or can't be arsed to even for free
20:03 mircea_popescu jurov you can just drop one in local library.
20:03 mircea_popescu they will... never figure it out.
20:03 mircea_popescu considering what it costs...
20:04 mircea_popescu lol i have spinning disks.
20:04 mircea_popescu for one thing, much easier to destroy.
20:05 * asciilifeform also runs spinning disks
20:05 asciilifeform i don't know any serious computer user who does not have a multitude of spinning disks at all times.
20:05 mircea_popescu but then again it works out : we're not systemd devs.
20:05 jurov if i do, then i'll add upnp anyway. just fyi.
20:06 asciilifeform jurov: you know, upnp can run as a separate daemon
20:06 mircea_popescu jurov not a crime. but you could also just 192.0.0.1 and typeadmin admin
20:06 asciilifeform jurov: absolutely no reason to build it into bitcoind, ever
20:06 jurov yes, as a separate daemon
20:06 asciilifeform even if you absolutely need it somewhere (e.g., bitcoind as malware payload)
20:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it occurs that at 4mb, nodes can be run as virii by now without problems
20:08 asciilifeform 4mb on arm
20:08 mircea_popescu especially since usgavin has made space double and bandwidth expand
20:08 asciilifeform ~1.2 compressed
20:08 mircea_popescu yes.
20:08 asciilifeform the blockchain is the bulk of the footprint, quite obviously
20:08 mod6 http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-February/000043.html << asciilifeform, thanks for this. this goes along with some of the trouble we've been seeing over the last 72 hours.
20:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1AlKumo )
20:08 asciilifeform the proggy itself has never been large in comparison
20:08 asciilifeform mod6: trouble << do tell
20:09 mod6 in a wide variety of ways, and it's not consistant, we've been having issues getting past the last checkpoint block (more often than not): 168,000
20:09 mod6 one sec, i have a matrix for what we've tried.
20:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform afaik windows doens't mind secret partitions.
20:10 mod6 we're still testing this out... but i/we haven't encoutered anything like this until just this past 72 hours:
20:10 mod6 http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=0Mdd9zrL
20:10 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1AlKIdk )
20:11 mod6 we're interested to see if anyone running: v0.5.3 + patches {1, rm_rf_upnp, 2, 3, 4, & 6 (db_config) } runs into the same issues.
20:12 mod6 also, v0.5.3. + patches {1, rm_rf_upnp, 2, 3, 4, 6 & 7} (which includes the version update)
20:13 mircea_popescu A Person Paper on Purity in Language << i don't grok wtf this is supposed to be.
20:13 mod6 we also note that if you do remove checkpoints, obv, this is no longer a problem.
20:15 mod6 but, its weird, because a week ago i ran a full sync of: v0.5.3 + {1, rm_rf_upnp, 2, 3, 4, 6} and sync'd just fine, as you can see in the matrix notes (was able to send/receive here: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=FSA9gxs8)
20:15 assbot Pastebin.com Unknown Paste ID ... ( http://bit.ly/1AlM47Z )
20:15 mod6 and TomServo was able to run with the following config and just achieved full sync: v0.5.3 + {1, rm_rf_upnp, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7}
20:16 PeterL what do the checkpoints do?
20:16 mod6 so, like we were saying, its not consistant. and perhaps we need to point directly at v0.5.3 nodes... not sure.
20:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i don't grok wtf this is supposed to be << was written when the whole 'pronoun warrior' thing was brand new
20:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it is (i thought this was very obvious) a spoof on subject
20:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no but looky : "Perhaps this piece shocks you. It is meant to. The entire point of it is to use something that we find shocking as leverage to illustrate the fact that something that we usually close our eyes to is also very shocking. The most effective way I know to do so is to develop an extended analogy with something known as shocking and reprehensible. Racism is that thing, in this case. I am happy w
20:17 mircea_popescu ith this piece, despite-but also because of-its shock value. I think it makes its point better than any factual article could. As a friend of mine said, "It makes you so uncomfortable that you can't ignore it." I admit that rereading it makes even me, the author, uncomfortable! Numerous friends have warned me that in publishing this piece I am taking a serious risk of earning myself a reputation as a terrible racist. I
20:17 mircea_popescu guess I cannot truly believe that anyone would see this piece that way. To misperceive it this way would be like calling someone a vicious racist for telling other people "The word 'nigger' is extremely offensive." If allusions to racism, especially for the purpose of satirizing racism and its cousins, are confused with racism itself, then I think it is time to stop writing."
20:17 mircea_popescu a) it does not shock me.
20:17 mircea_popescu b) it is simply very bad writing.
20:17 mircea_popescu there's nothing of depth in there, it;s just the usual libertard tedium.
20:18 mircea_popescu and yes, women and men are structurally different, and will never be the same.
20:18 mircea_popescu not in the way white men and black men are superficially different
20:18 mircea_popescu but quite in the way your pony is not your dog.
20:18 mod6 PeterL: well, one thing they do, is prevent spam from bogus blocks from old timestamps: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/v0.5.3/src/main.cpp#L1442
20:18 assbot bitcoin/main.cpp at v0.5.3 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1CoQMyA )
20:18 asciilifeform mr h was trying, as a young academic in usa, to troll liberasts without being stoned to death immediately
20:19 mircea_popescu he seems to be proposing the notion that saying she when i mean a cuntbearer is about as bad as inventing a special ble pronoun to denote a guy's color
20:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and it reads as the usual tedium because it -was- same, with words swapped
20:19 mircea_popescu well here's the thing : i don't happen to give a shit about the guy's color
20:19 mircea_popescu but i'm not particularly interested to discuss anyone outside of their gender.
20:19 asciilifeform at any rate it was a mega-troll in gringolandia
20:19 mircea_popescu which is why english, latin and every other language has a gender pronoun and declension.
20:20 asciilifeform if does not work outside - unsurprising
20:20 mircea_popescu i guess anything can be a mega troll there.
20:20 asciilifeform 'seinfeld effect' case.
20:20 mircea_popescu such a dumb premise tho. "i will write very bad prose, which will prove to you that sensible is shocking!!!1"
20:20 asciilifeform cuntbearer << can't help but imagine this as something like a cupbearer
20:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform kinda what's meant.
20:22 mircea_popescu and somehow this gets conflated with marital status ? who the hell cares if the woman's "married" whatever that even means.
20:22 asciilifeform mod6: not once have i seen the wedge at 168000
20:22 asciilifeform with any of our 0.5.3 derivatives
20:23 * mircea_popescu apologizes for all the spam in the more important discussion.
20:23 asciilifeform the 'bastard' variant will wedge, however, for up to an hour (in my experiments)
20:23 asciilifeform when it encounters a shit-feeder
20:23 mircea_popescu mod6 i didn't see a 168000 exactly freeze either, ever
20:24 mod6 <+asciilifeform> mod6: not once have i seen the wedge at 168000 << us either, until 72 hours ago
20:24 asciilifeform why no more than hour, i do not know - either good fortune, or their connection flakes out (see former), or ?
20:24 mod6 hmm.
20:25 asciilifeform mod6: also note that the hardcoded seeds do not come into play unless irc fails
20:25 asciilifeform (presently irc is there and enabled)
20:25 mod6 yeah, gotcha.
20:25 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if memory serves there'sa cutoff that severs unproductive connections after an hour.
20:25 asciilifeform that'd be it then
20:26 asciilifeform mod6: post your debug.log
20:27 asciilifeform mod6: for the wedge
20:27 mod6 so if anyone else sees any wedging on a checkpoint block like the following, let me know right away, pm me if required: http://dpaste.com/1N3NPT9
20:27 assbot dpaste: 1N3NPT9 ... ( http://bit.ly/1AlPffR )
20:28 mod6 asciilifeform: there is a snippit in the matrix one. not sure if I have a full one still.
20:28 mod6 i probably do, but I'm making a fresh sync now.
20:28 asciilifeform aha found it
20:28 mod6 will have a fresh one in an hour or two
20:29 * asciilifeform recites kakobrekla's sacramental 'did somebody molest the britneychain'
20:30 mod6 i was getting pretty paranoid at first.
20:30 mod6 had a tinfoil hat on and everything heheh
20:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41350 @ 0.00037014 = 15.3053 BTC [+]
20:31 mod6 got 100k blocks to go until i probably re-wedge @ 168k
20:32 mod6 one time i got wedged at like 27,5XX !?
20:32 mod6 this was on Saturday night.
20:33 mod6 but then i applied the rm_checkpoints patch and then it continued on np.
20:33 asciilifeform mod6: make a copy of .bitcoin shortly prior to wedge
20:33 mod6 ok will do.
20:35 mod6 We wanted to collect as much data as possible before we let other know in #b-a. Hence the delay until now.
20:36 mod6 I wasn't fully sure that it wasn't our build script or something wonky screwing it up... but a hand-build showed the same result.
20:36 asciilifeform not proclaiming a molested britneychain as proven fact yet, but if it had been, it would look rather much like this.
20:37 mod6 i've got mutiple good v0.5.3 chains saved, but ... just was regression testing to ensure full sync with the v0.5.3.1 patch before release sign & cut
20:37 mod6 lo and behold..
20:38 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nah, i keep old nodes and old chains.
20:38 mircea_popescu it must be some sort of local issue.
20:38 asciilifeform mod6: this'd be why i objected to zapping the checkpoints thing wholesale. now, programmable checkpoints - by all means.
20:38 asciilifeform config file - where they belong.
20:38 asciilifeform just say no to hardcoded magic numb3rz.
20:39 mircea_popescu code is not for data. data is not for code.
20:39 mod6 yeah. that's the new plan. all magic numbers in a config file.
20:39 mircea_popescu mod6 wasn;t it the old plan ?!
20:39 mod6 or, at least, we'll start with that.
20:39 mod6 yeah, well, still is the plan i should say :)
20:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: guess who also keeps vintage blockchain around
20:40 asciilifeform and i doubt it's just 2 of us
20:40 mircea_popescu i don't just "keep it around', it's what i actually use.
20:40 asciilifeform all molestation of britneychain is necessarily localized phenomenon
20:40 * asciilifeform uses, when uses anything at all
20:40 mircea_popescu and yeah pretty sure we're not the onlyones. not by a longmargin.
20:40 * asciilifeform keeps a number of editions going
20:41 mod6 hmm, but yeah, really /was/ weird that it was inconsistant.
20:41 mod6 i.e. TomServo having total success, and ben & I having weding problems.
20:42 mod6 and we were using same build scripts .. and me building by hand even once.
20:42 * asciilifeform uses bitcoin as a scientific toy, curio, but if he had been firing it in anger for years as mircea_popescu had, would have finished own implementation eons ago
20:42 mircea_popescu btw, since you were asking ( a while ago) : found the oldest src set, monday may 21st 2012
20:42 mircea_popescu you still want it ?
20:42 asciilifeform yes!
20:42 asciilifeform sign, post
20:42 asciilifeform to jurov's turdatron, say
20:42 asciilifeform as big fat gz
20:43 mircea_popescu not big at all, 4 mb ish
20:43 asciilifeform bombs away.
20:44 danielpbarron height=176772 << no wedge here
20:44 mod6 what's your build?
20:44 asciilifeform i'd love to know what blocks are in the molestation set.
20:44 danielpbarron mod6, the one asciilifeform compiled
20:44 mod6 is it the portotronic?
20:44 danielpbarron yeah
20:44 danielpbarron the bastard one
20:44 mod6 yeah, totally different beast
20:44 asciilifeform is some joker trying to euchre in on satoshi's goodies.
20:45 asciilifeform one diddled node at a time.
20:45 mod6 but danielpbarron: good to know tho. thx.
20:46 mod6 we must get this patched RI repeatable (and it was before a few days ago) before we can cut release.
20:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so how doers this work, email to address, gz in attachment, clearsigned text as email body ?
20:47 asciilifeform aha
20:47 asciilifeform as described in http://therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev
20:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DyUhn4 )
20:47 asciilifeform attach foo.gz and foo.gz.sig
20:47 asciilifeform for all foos
20:48 asciilifeform body of msg is a cleartext signed pgpgram
20:48 asciilifeform that's it (unless jurov has some other weird constraint in there we haven't yet discovered)
20:48 asciilifeform (x.y.sig is an ascii-armoured detached sig of the usual variety)
20:51 asciilifeform mod6, danielpbarron: in case this wasn't clear, my armv5 build still has the checkpoints (other than orphanage burner, only the basic patches are in)
20:52 asciilifeform this is kinda why i was reluctant to distribute binaries - i want everyone to know precisely what they're eating
20:52 asciilifeform and this is quite impossible with binaries
20:52 asciilifeform (it's hard enough with src)
20:52 mod6 yeah, i wanna re-iterate here, all of the wedging issues ben and I had were /with/ checkpoints included. if we apply the rm_checkpoints patch, no longer a problem.
20:52 asciilifeform aha
20:52 punkman just sent a patch to the list, wonder if it'll go through
20:52 danielpbarron i'm just running that one while i figure the compile out
20:53 danielpbarron i have 2 more units to try other things on
20:53 mod6 130k...will stop @ 150 and backup .bitcoin/*
20:53 asciilifeform punkman: looks like not
20:53 asciilifeform punkman: generally works within a few sec. when works
20:53 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/02/mtgox-parent-company-tibanne-enters-bankruptcy/
20:54 mircea_popescu http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-February/000043.html << pretty sad.
20:54 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DyVf2L )
20:54 mod6 well, but also, i like i was saying, it's inconsistant. because TomServo has checkpoints included and he got through the gauntlet, and I did as well lastweek before the version patch.
20:54 mircea_popescu anyway, it's sent, jurov let me know what i fucked up
20:54 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: lol, yours eaten too
20:55 mircea_popescu i probably didn't do it right.
20:57 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i posted that earlier today. observe: if the hardseed list were actually used with any frequency, we would have noticed the scarcity of still-usable seeds therein ages ago
20:57 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: as it is, it's a fallback after dns (snipped in patch i proposed last night) and irc mechanizms.
20:57 mircea_popescu except... i kept saying it and saying it since ages ago ?
20:58 asciilifeform i assume mircea_popescu did similar experimet.
20:58 asciilifeform nt
20:58 mircea_popescu always handwaved away by teh power rangers, but hey, you don't end up at the bottom of my shitlist by being responsive and responsible.
20:58 asciilifeform i'm a bit curious how their seed blob is generated
20:59 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/02/no-such-labs-teases-future-developments/
20:59 mircea_popescu all the people who act all shocked when gavin & co can't get enough credit to write a hello world in basic fail to recognize about two years of history trying to gently nudge, then educate, then eventually beat the idiots into some sort of shape
20:59 asciilifeform one interesting way would be, resources permitting, a massive ipv4 post scan for 8333...
20:59 asciilifeform *port
20:59 asciilifeform scan
20:59 mircea_popescu what resources do you need ?
20:59 punkman https://www.shodan.io/search?query=port%3A8333
20:59 assbot Shodan ... ( http://bit.ly/1DyW9vY )
20:59 mike_c probably just culled from bitcoin-seeder, no?
20:59 punkman fiddy bucks for shoddan
20:59 mircea_popescu there's only 4bn ips
20:59 asciilifeform BingoBoingo dear glub man
21:00 asciilifeform teases, lol
21:00 BingoBoingo So many teases
21:00 mircea_popescu punkman you got an account ?
21:01 BingoBoingo ;;ud glub
21:01 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: you actually want to see this done, and have not yet done it?
21:01 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glub&defid=4862930 | Tipping a narrow necked bottle of olive oil upside down in an attempt to pour a greater quantity which results in a "glub" sound as air fills the bottle replacing the  ...
21:01 * asciilifeform surprised
21:01 asciilifeform ud is wrong
21:01 asciilifeform that's 'glug'
21:01 asciilifeform ask any chemist!
21:01 mircea_popescu asciilifeform can i get some public/private separation here!
21:01 asciilifeform lul
21:01 punkman mircea_popescu: no
21:01 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it needs roughly same resources as a good spamatron
21:02 mircea_popescu it doesn't really need as much.
21:02 decimation so are there actually isps that filter port 8333 or was that just made up bullshit?
21:03 mircea_popescu made up bs.
21:03 asciilifeform decimation: i can't speak for the whole planet, but nothing i've used in usa filters incoming except in the sense of -all- incoming being denied by wireless providers
21:03 mircea_popescu i mean, obviously, an idiot will exist for whatever idiocy. pretending that "transsexuals are hot now" is just trannie wet dreamin'.
21:03 asciilifeform outgoing - port 25 typically dropped where i live
21:03 asciilifeform on account of winblows/spam
21:04 asciilifeform actually i must revise above. winblows 445 incoming is often zapped
21:04 asciilifeform on account of idiots/smb
21:04 decimation re: hedge funds & banks manipulating pr << one wonders if they are trying to jawbone bitcoin down in order to buy in, or kill?
21:05 asciilifeform https://github.com/robertdavidgraham/masscan
21:05 assbot robertdavidgraham/masscan · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1DyX2EU )
21:05 mircea_popescu decimation the two aren't really distinct.
21:05 decimation asciilifeform: yeah port 445 is amusing. I remember years ago when you could 'hack' by clicking 'show network neighborhood' on winblows
21:05 asciilifeform decimation: esp. fun on defective WANs like cablemodem
21:06 decimation I wonder if anyone has attempted to hack around with docsis at the physical layer
21:06 asciilifeform decimation: answer's yes
21:06 asciilifeform decimation: i'm aware of work re: 'uncapping' (cheat for bandwidth augment) but also proper pwnage of modems
21:06 asciilifeform i can't say that i've kept up with the work on the subject
21:06 decimation supposedly traffic on the wire is encrypted
21:07 decimation but I don't know if the spec is open
21:07 asciilifeform decimation: i haven't a clue, but generally a mass-produced gadget in usa -never- used proper public key crypto
21:07 decimation ah is open http://www.cablelabs.com/specs/specification-search/?cat=docsis&scat=docsis-3-1
21:07 assbot CableLabs » Search Specifications Library ... ( http://bit.ly/1DyXpPL )
21:08 asciilifeform if uses civilized rsa at all, it is with ludicrously shrunken key lengths
21:11 decimation apparently docsis 3.1 uses 2048-bit rsa for the device, 4096 for the root ca
21:11 mircea_popescu that is not bad ?
21:11 asciilifeform aha so ssl-style sc4m
21:11 asciilifeform decimation: i can't be arsed to wade through spec, but didja find who generates key?
21:12 asciilifeform i.e. is it baked in at factory
21:12 asciilifeform or crapped out on powerup
21:12 decimation device key?
21:12 asciilifeform aha
21:12 asciilifeform and, what gets used as the block cipher ?
21:12 asciilifeform (aes? what length)
21:13 asciilifeform !up Vexual
21:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 106657 @ 0.00038332 = 40.8838 BTC [+] {2}
21:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99203 @ 0.00039021 = 38.71 BTC [+]
21:17 asciilifeform punkman: i specifically did not mean 'use publicly available site which may or may not actually scan in the way printed on the box, and may or may not censor or otherwise diddle shown results'
21:18 asciilifeform fiddybucks or otherwise
21:19 asciilifeform and once scanned, the logical next step is to query versions
21:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 185750 @ 0.00036981 = 68.6922 BTC [-] {3}
21:19 asciilifeform and, if gargantuan pipes can be had, to query addr lists and then graph wizardry
21:20 asciilifeform (e.g. find clusters, cliques, esp. ones with peculiar behaviour)
21:20 asciilifeform for a less-than-gargantuan pipe, this scales down in the obvious statistical way.
21:21 mircea_popescu aws is cheap enough.
21:21 asciilifeform iirc, the latest phoundation edition is able to use ipv6
21:21 asciilifeform but probably safe to ignore these
21:21 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not sure if aws will even put out raw packets
21:22 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: see the linked 'mass scan' readme.
21:22 asciilifeform (it uses custom tcp stack)
21:22 asciilifeform and prefers to diddle a physical NIC directly, even.
21:22 asciilifeform can also scan the old-fashioned way but then add two or three zeros to time required.
21:23 asciilifeform also it absolutely has to happen from outside usa, for reasons
21:23 asciilifeform (or in usa, but not own box)
21:24 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/elnathan/status/561822765402324994
21:24 assbot Our thoughts are also with the measles-ravaged country America. I hope we are screening them before they come to Africa.
21:24 asciilifeform lol!
21:25 * BingoBoingo would not be surprised if traveler leaving US get quarentined for "Health Screenings" in the not to distant future.
21:25 BingoBoingo If not already a thing.
21:26 Vexual even if just to check if your dna is the same as when you arrived
21:26 asciilifeform or what interesting antibodies you've come back with
21:26 Vexual tru dat
21:27 asciilifeform (for non-u.s. folks: the harshest searches are reserved for folks flying -in- at present)
21:27 punkman asciilifeform: question is where to host massscan instance
21:28 asciilifeform punkman: got a 10Gb/s pipe somewhere in asia ?
21:28 decimation asciilifeform: docsis 3.1 uses aes-cbc 128-bit keys
21:28 asciilifeform on physical (specifically not vps) machine
21:28 asciilifeform decimation: ahahaha there we go
21:28 asciilifeform toy crypto - it's not just a bad idea, it's the law! (TM)
21:29 decimation ah "The CM MUST have two factory installed CM Device Certificates (and their associated private keys). The CM MUST have a CM Device Certificate installed that is issued from the new PKI. The CM MUST have a CM Device Certificate installed that is issued from the legacy PKI. The CM MUST have the same RSA public key in the CM Device Certificate as the RSA public key in the BPKM Attributes depending upon which CM Device Certificate is
21:29 decimation used for authentication. The CM MUST use the CM Device Certificate issued from the new PKI when authenticating with a DOCSIS 3.1 or higher CMTS. The CM is to use the CM Device Certificate issued from the legacy PKI when authenticating with a DOCSIS 3.0 or older version of DOCSIS CMTS."
21:30 decimation CM = "Cable Modem"
21:30 asciilifeform -and- device keys generated in factory!
21:30 punkman btw the patch that got lost in the tubes: http://dpaste.com/2EG2F1K.txt
21:30 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz1zav )
21:30 punkman removes cpumining functions
21:30 asciilifeform punkman: lemme guess, snipped miner
21:30 asciilifeform punkman: i actually must confess that i disagree
21:30 decimation don't worry little consumer, your device uses 'military grade crypto'
21:30 asciilifeform this is, recall, a -reference- implementation
21:30 decimation we'll keep the keys though thanks
21:31 asciilifeform punkman: hence ought to contain an example of miner.
21:31 asciilifeform even if it is worthless in practice
21:31 decimation lol "The CM MUST be able to process certificate serial number values containing 20 octets or fewer. The CM MUST accept certificates that have serial numbers that are negative or zero."
21:31 asciilifeform but idea being, if dropped on alpha centauri with the RI, ought to be able to start using bitcoin immediately
21:31 asciilifeform this means miner is in.
21:31 Vexual japanese torrentboxes are abundant
21:32 decimation asciilifeform: surely the miner need not be part of the same binary turdball?
21:32 asciilifeform Vexual: has to be a *physical* box
21:32 asciilifeform decimation: sure, can be outside
21:32 Vexual im sure they are
21:32 asciilifeform decimation: but imho it is unwise to throw away satoshi's miner so lightly
21:32 decimation aye, the cpu mining code can come with
21:33 asciilifeform satoshi's miner is valuable for the same reason as the rest of that piece of shit
21:33 punkman asciilifeform: yeah I'm not sure it should be removed, the foundation shall decide. it was good for practice anyway
21:33 asciilifeform i.e. it was written before bitcoin was valuable.
21:33 decimation asciilifeform: in general, docsis is a "reference implementation" of usg crypto, complete with fips standards etc.
21:33 asciilifeform decimation: surprised ?
21:33 Vexual if youre making a node box, youd better have somewhere to plug in a miner
21:33 decimation well, the amusing part is the key escrow
21:34 asciilifeform Vexual: well, 'Get Work'
21:35 asciilifeform decimation: the funny part isn't any of this, but that wtf is the point, isp has plaintext of your packets necessarily, anyway
21:36 asciilifeform the escrow can have -only one- purpose - to let nice folks at usg forge packets as 'provably' from your house.
21:36 asciilifeform !s toilet tank
21:36 assbot 9 results for 'toilet tank' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=toilet+tank
21:36 decimation asciilifeform: yeah presumably if they wanted the packets they would just squeeze the ip stack at the isp
21:36 asciilifeform ergo it is for -writing- not reading.
21:36 asciilifeform reading - already trivial
21:36 decimation well, there's another agenda here too
21:37 decimation cable companies don't want mickey mouse crypto to cause some kind of pr incident
21:37 asciilifeform there is also the matter of guaranteeing that the equipment cannot be repurposed for any sane use
21:37 asciilifeform e.g., abroad
21:37 decimation your traffic is for the eyes of those who are authorized to have it
21:37 asciilifeform ^ that comes from isp tap, no need for diddled modems
21:38 decimation aye. but the problem with this system is that they have put all their eggs in the manufacturer's basket
21:38 decimation who keeps that keylist?
21:38 asciilifeform there's another aspect, also
21:38 asciilifeform there is a tradition in usa of 'deniable' snooping
21:38 asciilifeform where the tap is placed surprisingly close downstream to the 'last mile'
21:39 BingoBoingo http://www.tedunangst.com/flak/post/heartbleed-in-rust << implied lolz
21:39 assbot heartbleed in rust ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz2WFT )
21:40 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> can also scan the old-fashioned way but then add two or three zeros to time required. << yes, but cheap enough :)
21:40 asciilifeform decimation: i wonder if the device keys have even been 'phuctored' ever.
21:41 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'm not certain that a scan taking >year is worth much
21:43 mircea_popescu eh fuck em, cloud speeds double every half year.
21:43 mircea_popescu trivial on this basis to show it will be < 1 year
21:43 asciilifeform l0l
21:43 mircea_popescu no matter what other numbers are involved.
21:44 mircea_popescu don't lol mr, my work on this topic has been reviewed by internet csseconomists and other lolexperts. plus oleg leganza.
21:45 asciilifeform decimation: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-08-2014#813119 << old thread, relevant
21:45 assbot Logged on 28-08-2014 03:56:01; asciilifeform: there is also the tired, old, mundane 'there is a kilo of cocaine in your toilet tank' theorem.
21:49 asciilifeform there is a whole not-very-well-hidden world of what one might call 'cardinal richelieu' ('...six words of the honest man!') infrastructure, waiting for command from usg to send 'd34th thr34tz!!!1111!!!' to some crowned head that are Provably!111! from your house, when the time comes
21:50 mircea_popescu kinda why one should not waste time.
21:50 asciilifeform !up Vexual
21:50 mircea_popescu send'em while you still can.
21:50 asciilifeform oh it'll send by itself, lol
21:50 asciilifeform with finest grammar, from content farms in philippines
21:51 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/02/ubs-groups-cio-wants-to-throw-bitcoin-under-the-buss/
21:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform check out this funny happenstance : once bb dropped the philippines bomb ? 20 mb thread suddenly of no further interest, off first page etc.
21:51 mircea_popescu the best part of tradecraft is that it is so god damned hard to do well.
21:52 asciilifeform see also the reddit incident
21:52 asciilifeform same deal, no?
21:52 mircea_popescu it's just this font of lulz, like, hm... quintessentially american to me.
21:52 mircea_popescu lemme dig up that woman.
21:53 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/literara-este-grea/ << julia a moore.
21:53 assbot Literara este grea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz528X )
21:53 * asciilifeform wonders whether, if mircea_popescu offered a bounty, one of the flunkies would walk in with 'smoking gun' dirt
21:53 mircea_popescu this was a simple woman who couldn't write, that infatuated herself with the notion that she can produce poetry
21:53 mircea_popescu was a great amusement for a little bit
21:53 mircea_popescu but she persevered. the exact manners in which she persevered are, to me, the best summary of the american spirit that can be had.
21:53 asciilifeform i was expecting a reference to the maths girl
21:54 mircea_popescu a) claimed that the poor arrangement / band / etc were the reason people "didn't like" her 2nd performance.
21:54 mircea_popescu the move from "laughed their ass at me" to "didn't like" ? blaming the band ? here : http://trilema.com/2015/have-some-chocolate-cake/#comment-111925
21:54 assbot Have some chocolate cake. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz5gge )
21:55 mircea_popescu but then, for it doesn't end there! then she confronted teh comedy goldminers by saying that "they each paid a quarter to see a fool, but she's been paid 50 bux and sees a roomfull of fools"
21:55 mircea_popescu right ? TOTALLY TURNED IT ON THEM WITH HER WITS
21:55 mircea_popescu but then!!11 for it has a c. then her husband , who you know, was hoping to be able to enjoy a drink in a bar without being laughed into the ground sometime before he dies completely forbade any further writings
21:55 mircea_popescu under pain of beatings and so forth.
21:56 mircea_popescu so she stopped writing ~poetry~. and instead wrote a miserable novel
21:56 mircea_popescu about a farmer. who was in debt. who was married to a marry sue, whose published novel saves the farm.
21:57 mircea_popescu it's this particular concoction of the forcible solipsism of crusoe with the narcissism of a fifteen year old boy that grew up alone among cows, with the desperation of a dying beggar on the dark side of the moon.
21:57 mircea_popescu and if you look at the place's history... those wolves that ate boston... their teeth are still visible in the striations of the skins of these people.
21:57 asciilifeform ^ usa in one page
21:58 asciilifeform !b 16
21:58 assbot Last 16 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2AWRM6H.txt )
22:02 decimation decimation: i wonder if the device keys have even been 'phuctored' ever. << "CMs MUST store and maintain the CM Device Certificate RSA private/public key pairs. The CM MUST store the CM Device Certificate private keys in a manner that deters unauthorized disclosure and modification. Also, CMs SHOULD prevent debugger tools from reading the CM Device Certificate private key in production devices by restricting or blocking physical
22:02 decimation access to memory containing this key."
22:03 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=934517.0 seems you've been superseded
22:03 assbot Introducing new "the only official foundation of Bitcoin" [sign up as president] ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz6wQr )
22:04 hanbot <mircea_popescu> it's this particular concoction of the forcible solipsism of crusoe with the narcissism of a fifteen year old boy that grew up alone among cows, with the desperation of a dying beggar on the dark side of the moon. << ahahaha best review evar
22:04 * mircea_popescu is kind-of surprised anyone agrees
22:04 mircea_popescu i thought this was highly personal and entirely idiosyncratic a view
22:07 asciilifeform 'We, the true "only official foundation of Bitcoin" declare ourselves the new leaders. Our main goal will be hookers and blow for everyone! Our main concern will be beer and Bitcoin of course. We will represent the bitcoin community from now on in the correct way to the outside world and all important people need to bow to us and bribe us to get a foot in the door. It will also be lucrative for the people in power to infiltrat
22:07 asciilifeform e us so they can be the true leaders of the bitcoin community too.' << win
22:10 mircea_popescu ikr?
22:12 asciilifeform 257458.
22:13 mircea_popescu http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/316/303/2ae.jpg << for the record, satoshi also co-authored the original not-a-mary-sue
22:13 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz8ekX )
22:14 pete_dushenski cazalla "negative media attention Bitcoin reguarly receives in the media" << regularly
22:16 BingoBoingo !up Vexual
22:18 mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2015/02/ubs-groups-cio-wants-to-throw-bitcoin-under-the-buss/ << lol ubs wants a "blockchain technology" separated from bitcoin
22:18 assbot UBS Group's CIO Wants To Throw Bitcoin Under The Buss | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz8Xm4 )
22:18 mircea_popescu there you go, who asked if to own or to burn ? to this.
22:18 asciilifeform wasn't that an old idiocy ?
22:18 asciilifeform at least a few months?
22:18 mircea_popescu if ubs wasn't so very bankrupt, it'd even matter more.
22:18 asciilifeform i distinctly recall hearing of it before
22:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nobody lost his job as ubs cio by doing old idiocy
22:18 cazalla asciilifeform, this one is new but UBS have mentioned it before
22:18 cazalla pete_dushenski, ty
22:18 pete_dushenski np
22:19 decimation didn't some ubs guy jump out a window a few years ago
22:19 asciilifeform aha
22:19 asciilifeform famous street-pizza kitchen
22:19 decimation I'm thinking of zurich insurance
22:20 Vexual if anyone patents blockchain, its because fuck
22:21 Vexual einstein would be sitting there, drunk as fuck in austria, thinking, "nah thats the same shit"
22:21 asciilifeform let'em patent sky, earth, sea
22:21 asciilifeform own arses.
22:22 mircea_popescu ideally they patent the particular way in which they suck my cock.
22:22 mircea_popescu so there's no confusion if i'm gettingserviced by oliver bussmann or by his mom.
22:23 Vexual lol
22:24 asciilifeform 'the bus, mmm, broke down, mm. -we're- the bus now.' --- 'bangbus'
22:26 decimation asciilifeform: re: 'drugs in toilet' << the simple version is 'ur bezzlars be our bezzlars now!' http://dailycaller.com/2015/01/23/gun-businesses-seek-ways-to-survive-while-denied-basic-business-services/
22:26 assbot How The Federal Government Puts The Screws Into Gun Businesses | The Daily Caller ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dz9PHf )
22:26 decimation "The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee released a report last month showing the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) targeted gun dealers and other businesses like payday lenders and pawn shops as illegal operations, and pressured banks to halt dealing with these businesses. The administration’s program is now known as Operation Choke Point, which is run by the Departments of Justice and Treasury."
22:26 mircea_popescu i can;t wait for when it's not about the block size but about the total bitcoins, and it's noit about "saving africa" but about saving ubs, and the howlers are not on the forum but on every tv screen,
22:27 mircea_popescu telling them to get fucked THEN will be much lulzier.
22:27 mircea_popescu decimation pity they don't have the backbone (and leadership) to start a cash only program, and publicly denounce banking as a scam.
22:28 mircea_popescu then start shooting police officers coming to steal the cash.
22:28 mircea_popescu make a steak out of the whole thing.
22:28 Vexual ayo
22:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: see the old threads re: nontriviality of hooking up to cash world from scratch
22:29 decimation usg ought to be careful with pushing this kind of shit, you don't want the little people to become confused about banking
22:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: e.g., everybody in the store would need to move to that planet
22:30 asciilifeform and someone would still have to come up with electronic bezzlars to pay tax with - or the tax squads descend
22:30 mircea_popescu the nontriviality there is a little ofsometing else. the thought process of "she's a total bitch, let me try and work with her nevertheless" is responsible for more unhappy marriages than any other thing.
22:30 Vexual i like the art deco font, reminds me of a time i can't possibly remember
22:30 asciilifeform well that's usg.
22:30 mircea_popescu not the right approach. bitch talks back, she gets slapped. she starts crying, she gets beaten. she screams, she gets cut loose.
22:30 Vexual and a days folding money might fit in the back pocket
22:30 mircea_popescu government is the bitch. the slightest getting in your way must be met with disproportionately escalated response until it either dies or gives up.
22:31 mircea_popescu this is how small government is both obtained and maintained, and this is how a country that actually works is preserved.
22:32 mircea_popescu and fwiw a principle i studiously observed throughout my life and in all aspects so far. cop wants to bitch about tickets, his department can enjoy thirty eight different lawsuits.
22:32 mircea_popescu and it goes from there.
22:32 decimation in this metaphor, us citizens are henpecked betas?
22:32 asciilifeform 'maintain small government' is like 'maintain small tumour.'
22:32 mircea_popescu decimation quite.
22:32 Vexual do you pay the tickets for your limo mp?
22:32 mircea_popescu asciilifeform more like "maintaining your penis in a state where it's enjoyable without ruining your life"
22:32 mircea_popescu Vexual i dun limo.
22:33 Vexual walking is good
22:33 decimation the problem is that the vector usg uses is civilization-destroying. essentially "obey the law" becomes more of a farce until it becomes a laughing matter
22:33 asciilifeform 'I can’t use Amazon, because they prohibit the majority of my products.' -- plenty of small-arms related junk on 'amazon'
22:33 mircea_popescu shoot it.
22:33 asciilifeform just not the boomsticks themselves (regulated)
22:33 asciilifeform nor gunpowder.
22:34 mircea_popescu the usg has no priviledged relationship with the law. it's a poor mockery thereof.
22:34 mircea_popescu we've made more good law here in the past year than the us congress in the past decade.
22:35 asciilifeform 'Karrasch also found he could not use the popular accounting software QuickBooks to pay receipts because of the nature of his business.' --- enjoy 'the cloud' !
22:35 mircea_popescu heh.
22:35 mircea_popescu wait. you could buy a kalash from karrasch ?!
22:35 kakobrekla https://i.imgur.com/6EaciKa.png
22:35 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dzbblv )
22:37 decimation '“Google could be doing business with firearms businesses. The thing is they won’t because of their stance [against firearms]. I can’t advertise on Google. I can’t advertise on Facebook. I can’t use Amazon, because they prohibit the majority of my products. I closed down that account over a year ago, and I still get notices from them, regardless of the emails I sent to them telling them that I’m not selling with them.”
22:37 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Win
22:37 mircea_popescu kakobrekla ahahaha scammer cuts loose already introducing new scam ?
22:37 mircea_popescu jesus these idiots.
22:37 mircea_popescu this may be one of the first ones that has made a profit.
22:37 mircea_popescu in a year or two
22:37 kakobrekla quite amazing
22:37 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:38 BingoBoingo "wrecking ball"
22:38 mircea_popescu decimation see, this is the whine of an idiot.
22:39 mircea_popescu he should start doing actually roi able advertising. create a festival. say in the place where they stole that guy's cattle grazing.
22:39 mircea_popescu give people free ammo. sell guns for cash only.
22:39 mircea_popescu make a point about how the enemy IS THE ENEMY
22:39 mircea_popescu stop pussy-fucking-footing all around the broken, shattered remains of a thing that no longer exists.
22:39 asciilifeform cash << guess who'll be waiting for the cash car on the interstate.
22:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform << <mircea_popescu> then start shooting police officers coming to steal the cash.
22:40 mircea_popescu what exactly are they gonna do ? feed you for the next 30 years ? big whoop.
22:40 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: your advice makes the same amount of sense as solzhenitsyn's
22:40 asciilifeform which is to say, a good bit of
22:41 asciilifeform but who will take it.
22:41 mircea_popescu i dun recall what that was ?
22:41 asciilifeform !s solzhenitsyn axe
22:41 assbot 8 results for 'solzhenitsyn axe' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=solzhenitsyn+axe
22:41 mircea_popescu a yeah.
22:41 decimation http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/surveillance-national-rifle-association-cars-license-plates/2015/01/28/id/621159/ << " The National Rifle Association is investigating reports that a leading federal agent proposed using license-plate readers to scan vehicles at gun shows as part of a gun-trafficking crackdown."
22:41 assbot US Car-Spying Plans Included Parked at Gun Shows, WSJ Says ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dzcfpo )
22:41 mircea_popescu people need to seriously stop worrying about imaginary hobgoblins.
22:41 mircea_popescu so what's the problem, if half a million people shoot half a million cops, they're going to build you a special country club and keep you there with all your friends ?
22:41 mircea_popescu o noes!
22:42 Vexual i log numberplaltes
22:42 asciilifeform half a million people shoot half a million cops << lol
22:42 asciilifeform are there even half a million in north a.
22:42 mircea_popescu takes < 1 man year.
22:42 mircea_popescu ie, less than the fucking effort to build the cardano.
22:42 asciilifeform this is basically solzhenitsyn's theorem
22:42 Vexual noone to call
22:43 asciilifeform and the reason why 1 machinegunner can guard 500 prisoners
22:43 mircea_popescu heh. people keep derping about the 1% but don't really want to be teh 1% eh ?
22:44 mircea_popescu fine. just as long as we all stop pretending like this is "impossible" and we understand that it's quite possible, perfectly feasible and practically effective.
22:44 mircea_popescu then it can be a "but i dun want to" and everyone can go home happy.
22:44 asciilifeform 'The DEA has designed this program to assist with locating, identifying, and seizing bulk currency, guns, and other illicit contraband moving along the southwest border and throughout the United States.'
22:45 asciilifeform ( http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/cars-database-Drug-Enforcement-Administration-license-plates/2015/01/27/id/620928 )
22:45 assbot US Spying On Millions of Cars on Major Highways: Wall Street Journal ... ( http://bit.ly/1DzcRLO )
22:45 decimation mircea_popescu: but you said the same plan would not have worked for Louis XVI
22:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: didja ever have a ru physics textbook with the jumping chinese example ?
22:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform fraid not. decimation quote me ?
22:46 asciilifeform 'if the chinese were to jump from stools 1 metre heigh upon hearing the signal over the radio...'
22:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the rebellion thing is not a cowardice problem as such but actually a byzantine generals problem.
22:47 mircea_popescu 'how many chinese women woud orgasm ' ?
22:47 decimation http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-11-2014#919421
22:47 assbot Logged on 13-11-2014 05:34:16; mircea_popescu: decimation suppose you were king, and ordered the leningrad of paris. what then ?
22:47 asciilifeform suicidal courage is but one solution to the byzantine generals conundrum
22:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform but the principal problem of the byznatines was their cowardice
22:47 asciilifeform and not an especially effective solution
22:47 mircea_popescu decimation you see the difference between being king and being, allegedly, a nation ?
22:47 asciilifeform as it does not guarantee that the 'generals' march simultaneously or in any useful pattern at all
22:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform pattern is actually not required in insurection. determination only requisite ingredient, carries day.
22:48 asciilifeform usa is a proverbial 'glass house'
22:48 mircea_popescu decimation they're in fact the opposite sides of the same coin.
22:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform everything ever seems one thing until it isn't. you know ?
22:48 asciilifeform in which few, other than obvious idiots and easily controlled orcs, care to 'throw stones'
22:49 asciilifeform how many folks in usa can survive a month w/out 'business as usual' (mains, fuel, water, just-in-time deliveries to local 'food' shops)
22:49 mircea_popescu so then why so many peoples in the usa bitch!
22:49 asciilifeform same reason a fella sitting on the stake 'bitches'
22:50 mircea_popescu yeah well it gotta be one or the other.
22:50 asciilifeform sitting on a sharpened pine tree fsckinghurts
22:50 mircea_popescu because the aliens aren't about to land with platinum visas for everyone.
22:50 asciilifeform who can disagree.
22:50 mircea_popescu but i guess we can wait :D
22:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform anyway, to revisit this point : the byzantine generals problem is specifically and exactly mathematically formalised cowardice.
22:51 mircea_popescu this is what cowardice is : the consideration of meta.
22:52 mircea_popescu you see a nail go "don't hit me unless i actually go in the wall" ?
22:52 asciilifeform so, let's take the malcontents of europe circa 1849.
22:52 mircea_popescu fuck you, you're a nail. whether you drive or bend, you're getting hit.
22:52 cazalla au beginning to cut interest rates today
22:52 asciilifeform more courage would have made a difference ?
22:52 asciilifeform or - coordination.
22:52 asciilifeform and knowing what the hell they're doing
22:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you mean after the austrian monarch was deposed ? in a negotiated peace ?
22:52 mircea_popescu everyone got paid in 1848.
22:53 cazalla http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=AUD&to=USD just jumped off a cliff too lol
22:53 assbot XE.com - AUD/USD Chart ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dze1XE )
22:53 asciilifeform '48 rather
22:53 mircea_popescu cazalla may be good for exports :D
22:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform were you thinking 1907 ? i dun see the 1848 angle in any light.
22:56 cazalla mircea_popescu, maybe, but i read demand for au minerals has tanked too
22:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: thinking of the mostly failed revolts in fr, elsewhere
22:57 decimation the problem from the rebel's point of view - does his rebellion tend to empower gentlemen planters, or lenin, danton, and their ilk?
23:03 asciilifeform http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-February/000044.html
23:04 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DzfJYX )
23:07 asciilifeform ^ i would much like to see that mega-portscan happen. it is really the only sane way to generate a proper seedlist.
23:07 asciilifeform random selection of nodes from whole planet.
23:07 asciilifeform zap whatever compartments and cliques may have formed naturally (or unnaturally...) in the graph.
23:08 asciilifeform or are we to believe that a protocol carried 100% in cleartext, on unique tcp port - is not being molested ?
23:08 asciilifeform (proofofwork is not a magical pill against every conceivable form of molestation, only the immediately profitable forms)
23:11 asciilifeform !up Vexual
23:15 asciilifeform note that enemy has all the portscans he can ever wish for.
23:15 asciilifeform enough to eat with arse.
23:16 asciilifeform whereas normal people are stuck wondering how many public btc nodes, and afaik there is not a believable public number anywhere
23:16 asciilifeform nor any believable public data on versions.
23:16 Vexual no versions, only talk
23:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i do not grasp how one could see the 1848 revolts as failed.
23:17 mircea_popescu decimation the error is to imagine lenin, dalton and gentlemen planters are some sort of ilk.
23:17 mircea_popescu they're not.
23:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform how is a portscan sane ?
23:18 mircea_popescu no, the sane way is wot signed seed list.
23:18 asciilifeform well yes
23:18 asciilifeform but derived how?
23:18 * asciilifeform did not suggest that a node carry out the scan!
23:18 mircea_popescu derived by "here is the ip of my pogo"
23:18 asciilifeform but that it be performed, now and again, as a scientific enterprise
23:19 mircea_popescu sure, but a scientific enterprise in no way related to generating seedlists.
23:19 asciilifeform ip of my pogo << that'd mean having these identify selves to one another specifically
23:19 mircea_popescu sure.
23:19 mircea_popescu it's what deedbot is for, among other things
23:19 asciilifeform and introduces a central point of choke
23:19 mircea_popescu nope.
23:19 asciilifeform (to whom, precisely, are they to speak?)
23:19 mircea_popescu hm?
23:19 asciilifeform say i were to prepare a crate of pogos today
23:20 mircea_popescu ok.
23:20 asciilifeform whence should they look for seeds ?
23:20 decimation asciilifeform: looks like we are gonna have to invent our own dns :/
23:20 mircea_popescu they should look for seeds in their config file.
23:20 asciilifeform but what is to be found there ?
23:20 decimation asciilifeform: blockchain telegraphy?
23:20 asciilifeform i will not know where the contents of the crate will be plugged in
23:20 asciilifeform decimation: that needs a blockchain!
23:20 asciilifeform decimation: catch22
23:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not your job to know!
23:21 asciilifeform well, when filling the crate, what is to be placed in the configs?
23:21 mircea_popescu whosoever wants to run one looks at our list, or if not at whatever list he feels like.
23:21 mircea_popescu nothing.
23:21 asciilifeform so these are not working nodes out of the box.
23:21 asciilifeform should have specified.
23:21 decimation should the nodes ship with a 'cannon' blockchain?
23:21 asciilifeform canon?
23:21 Vexual torrent of data
23:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes, they are working out of the box.
23:22 mircea_popescu if you buy a coffee grinder it does not work out of the box unless pre-filled with beans ?!
23:22 asciilifeform to backtrack, my earlier suggestion was to ship them with a basic list (a few hundred addrs)
23:22 asciilifeform derived via port scan.
23:22 mircea_popescu fuck democracy.
23:22 asciilifeform i.e. random sampling of planet
23:22 asciilifeform not for 'democracy' but for 'nothing-up-me-sleeve'
23:22 mircea_popescu the fact that someone has a port open matters about as much as the fact someone scribbled something on github/wikipedia/we
23:22 asciilifeform (term of art from crypto world)
23:23 asciilifeform it's like collecting random sample of water from sewer
23:23 asciilifeform sometimes - done
23:23 mircea_popescu there is no burden that i can conceive where one's held to ship with prefilled config files.
23:23 mircea_popescu irrespective of what the consumer may have come to expect.
23:23 asciilifeform well then user has to fill it up.
23:23 mircea_popescu uness you're shipping them to your mother, in which casse, put there w/e you want to put there.
23:23 mircea_popescu of course.
23:24 asciilifeform for some reason i thought we were still thinking in the 'gifts to gurlz at parties' train of thought
23:24 Vexual most noders will ahve interetz
23:24 mircea_popescu we were, yes.
23:24 mircea_popescu so you expected to get gurls address and ship directly ?
23:24 asciilifeform lol
23:24 mircea_popescu well ?
23:25 * asciilifeform is a firm student of 'the best machine is no machine' and like the solution of not even having a solution to the 'what seeds' thing
23:25 asciilifeform however this leaves the 'what seeds' question open still.
23:25 mircea_popescu the solution is perfectly there. here's the hole. here's a peg you may put in there. or else stick your own cock or a bottle of coke
23:25 asciilifeform but there are 1000 holes, and one cock
23:25 mircea_popescu why one cock again ?
23:26 pete_dushenski scoop for superbowl viewers at home: http://www.contravex.com/2015/02/03/meta-metastasis-or-how-a-dancing-shark-jumped-the-shark/
23:26 assbot Meta-metastasis, or how a dancing shark jumped the shark. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/16p47gY )
23:26 asciilifeform well, perhaps not one, but... 7? (therealbitcoinfoundation)
23:26 mircea_popescu ok... ?
23:26 pete_dushenski did anyone else see right through the meta-sharks ?
23:26 asciilifeform but presumably we aren't trying to build a closed parallel universe
23:26 asciilifeform with only our nodes
23:26 pete_dushenski and now dinner time, cheerio!
23:27 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not specifically. we don't really care.
23:27 mircea_popescu once bootstrapped nodes talk to nodes, what.
23:27 Vexual https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?pli=1#inbox/14b4daf267842035
23:27 Vexual dang
23:27 asciilifeform l0l
23:27 Vexual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y0svixmS4w
23:28 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: outside-world addrs will not spontaneously appear in a cliquegraph
23:28 mircea_popescu vice-versa.
23:28 asciilifeform so we sit, waiting for all-comers to plug in? sure.
23:28 mircea_popescu clique appears in outside world.
23:28 mircea_popescu that's the idea isn't it
23:28 asciilifeform ^ werks
23:28 mircea_popescu an actual backbone for the bitcoin txn
23:29 mircea_popescu i don't see the letter dns servers perceive any need for putting my fucking ip in their list anywhere.
23:29 * asciilifeform gets idea
23:29 mircea_popescu it's lightweight, large and dependable. all the qualities the dns letters don't actually have.
23:29 mircea_popescu well, they are dependable, but still.
23:30 asciilifeform 'muhammed will not go to mountain, let mountain go to muhammed'
23:30 mod6 basically wedged at 168,000: just waiting for it to error out.
23:30 mircea_popescu o.O
23:30 mircea_popescu this is pretty fucking weird mod6
23:31 mod6 yeah. really weird.
23:32 Vexual ascilifeform: you'll consult satoshi?
23:35 Vexual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-YCwARjLLA
23:39 decimation even if we want to start a backbone of little pogos, it won't be easy to keep track of ips
23:39 decimation how many of pay for static ip services?
23:39 mircea_popescu think about it : if it won't be easy to keep track of ips it follows it's no longer a chokepoint.
23:39 Vexual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rDWEMZG0lE
23:40 mircea_popescu it really is better designed dns.
23:41 mircea_popescu (also bear in mind these aren't really supposed to ever power down)
23:41 Vexual duly noted
23:42 mircea_popescu an' with that, i bid you a good night!
23:44 decimation perhaps the node can walk jurov's turdatron for specially marked (and signed) emails
23:45 asciilifeform decimation: turdatron is a central point of failure
23:45 mod6 this is strange, last like 5-6 times i got wedged at 168,000 it errored out pretty quickly (like the snippit in the matrix doc), but now, taking a good while...
23:45 * trinque settles in for a few hours of deedbot hacking
23:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu has the right idea - deliberately underspecify the seed list
23:46 asciilifeform those of us who choose to run public nodes - can
23:46 decimation do nodes query other node's connections?
23:46 asciilifeform decimation: as part of the traditional protocol, yes
23:47 decimation ah, well that might work then
23:53 decimation !down decimation
23:55 trinque maybe when the deturdulation is all said and done, the act of programming against the thing can be improved as well
23:56 mod6 still no error?! wth
23:56 trinque select id from transaction_output except select output_id from transaction_input
23:57 trinque magic! the dream of the 70s!
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