#trilema | 2015-01-09

"hey, it's genetic material". sure it is.

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Bet created: "15% incremental difficulty increase before April" http://bitbet.us/bet/1099/

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Bet placed: 2 BTC for No on "15% incremental difficulty increase before April" http://bitbet.us/bet/1099/ Odds: 0(Y):100(N) by coin, 0(Y):100(N) by weight. Total bet: 2 BTC. Current weight: 100,000.

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Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "LTC to top one bitcent before March" http://bitbet.us/bet/1097/ Odds: 4(Y):96(N) by coin, 4(Y):96(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,975.

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BingoBoingo suspects dead virus "chicken pox" vaccine isn't possible without triggering serious autoimmune issues. Herpes is in our DNA.

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more like it's one of those viruses for which the capsid plays so many functions, it's not really anything without it

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Yeah. Also successful enough to bury its blueprints within our own almsot universally.

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Bet created: "Cardano to Ship in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1100/

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wasn't there one of these ?

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lol 3. xmas, 2014 now 2015

00:17

lucky asciilifeform is out of bitcoin, can't put nething down :D

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Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Cardano to Ship in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1100/ Odds: 5(Y):95(N) by coin, 5(Y):95(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,997.

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damn asciilifeform can't get a break

00:46

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27800 @ 0.00065 = 18.07 BTC [+]

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;;bc,stats

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;;ticker

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Error: Failure to retrieve ticker. Try again later.

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;;ticker --market btce

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BTC-E BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 282.048, Best ask: 282.049, Bid-ask spread: 0.00100, Last trade: 282.048, 24 hour volume: 7930.86953, 24 hour low: 277.10599, 24 hour high: 291.979, 24 hour vwap: 284.542495

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US emigration law is fucked

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82051 @ 0.00065916 = 54.0847 BTC [+] {6}

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lol, the XPY crowd apparently don't like CoinFire: http://imgur.com/ksgp5fF

01:14

imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1AzabzJ )

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02:02

!up MetatronOne

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02:38

wo's thje xpy crowd ?

02:39

lmao wait, garza's scamcoin now has an army on top of all the other things it doesn't have ?

02:39

mircea_popescu: The Homero Garza cult

02:39

wtf happened to "brick and mortar stores" ?

02:39

not to mention a bottom line and stuff like that.

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Their problem is they lack an effective prophet of doom like the one we maintain in danielpbarron

02:40

Essential cult 101 stuff

02:40

lulzy anyway. cazalla pops their bubble, they go kill some dude in indiana ?

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To be fair unlike qntra coinfire keeps poking that dead thing instead of trying to respect the only enough bullets to kill it rule.

02:41

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37700 @ 0.00066284 = 24.9891 BTC [+] {3}

02:41

heh.

02:41

tbh, i dun see what further news can be had on it.

02:41

"scam blew up."

02:41

ok...

02:42

Well, coinfire keeps talking about every new wound that emerges as it bleeds out.

02:43

The qntra position in contrast is its dead, let it rot in relative peace.

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BingoBoingo swears a piece on Roger Ver and American emigration law is indeed coming. Looking like it will be the biggest turd I've dropped into qntra's bowl so far.

02:44

have cazalla cut out words if unsure.

02:44

news should be snappy.

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Organizing it is still the problem being wrestled with. Elbow deep in the horse rectum of 'Murican emigration law and hand's feeling numb because that sphincter is tight like East Germany's was.

02:46

heh

02:46

now im looking forward to see this thing

02:47

Well. Working on getting this one right considering it may be applicable to my own plan to escape the moon by stacking chairs.

02:49

http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/#c2616

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BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1121.15 B (20%) on Yes, 4375.82 B (80%) on No | closing in 1 month 6 days | weight: 10`934 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1BSZ1mH )

02:49

"That's quite publicity for MP for a mere 5 BTC (he owns half bitbet), maybe less. (It's obvious that bitcoin will go up faster, so not many will bet no)"

02:49

gotta love the wisdom of the crowds.

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Sample preview sentence: While most civilized states merely require proof of onward travel in a form as simple as a plane ticket to a destination outside of their borders, United States consulates in making determinations however evaluate applicants "holistically" with an emphasis not on forward travel for potential visitors, but on return specifically to their country of residence.

02:56

It's mostly just a mind fuck documenting the behavior of a gravity well from a non-astronomical perspective.

02:56

BingoBoingo i forget, what was the bitcoin bowl thing cost ?

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$500k for sponsorhips rights alone. The rest of the marketing all came with other costs.

02:57

Actual owner of the game is "ESPN Events"

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So actual mindfuck. Many of the treaties offering USians Visa free travel... demand the US reciprocate...

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aha.

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If not always in the treaty text, often in the national laws of counterparty states reciprocity is mandated.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27000 @ 0.00064595 = 17.4407 BTC [-]

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so ?

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Just weird digging into the ways the US really is rogue.

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Prolly easier to count they ways USia is compliant than deviant

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I mean the US has its own bizzaro EU with Microneia, the Marshall Islands, and Palau

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Germany only wishes the EU could be so lopsided

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03:44

http://trilema.com/2013/and-another-one-bites-the-dust-picostocks/ << lol remember last year ?

03:44

And another one bites the dust : Picostocks pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BTaKS5 )

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/jackson-palmer-year-dogecoin-jar-nutella-all-i-have-show-1478649 << pretty sweet.

03:47

Jackson Palmer: I created $20m Dogecoin phenomenon and all I have to show for it is a jar of Nutella ... ( http://bit.ly/1BTbpTG )

03:55

yay all hail gribble

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thestringpuller: you can hardly resolve 'never launched', you may be able to decide whether something was active at some date

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http://nypost.com/2015/01/03/afraid-of-loss-espn-makes-fast-cash-on-bitcoin-payment

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Afraid of loss, ESPN makes fast cash on Bitcoin payment | New York Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1AzDnqk )

03:59

heh. some publicity.

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i'd word the bet "there exists a block > 1m, building on main net, with block index <= ARBITRARY_TRESHOLD , that gets more than 2016 confirmations, in less than a month"

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mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-01-2015&bots=true#968852 <<< by all means :D

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Logged on 07-01-2015 19:12:27; mircea_popescu: i guess ima have to bring an exchange online willy-nilly.

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and then people disagree on what "main net" means

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mircea_popescu: defined by the first block's hash

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i don't follow ?

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or alternatively any current block hash

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so every orphan chain is "main net" ?

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My apologies to any and all annoyed by my drunken spamming of the channel last night..

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there's also the work part

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cazalla nobody cared.

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also an orphan would only get 50 confirmations at infinity, not in a month

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New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/heres-part-n-of-our-endless-saga-aptly-titled-the-people-know-shit-or-alternatively-nothings-dumber-than-the-voice-in-the-crowd/

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davout there exists something like that already, "gavin's orphan chain won't die before 50 block long"

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in log

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i think it missed the timeframe bit amirite

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an orphan can be any arbitrary length.

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yeah, but if it manages 2016 confs in a month it has at least half the hashpower

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...

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that's an interesting approach.

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confirm debit.

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isn't it 2160 btw ?

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2016 iirc

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2rrxq7/on_why_010s_release_notes_say_we_have_reason_to/

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On why 0.10's release notes say "we have reason to believe that libsecp256k1 is better tested and more thoroughly reviewed than the implementation in OpenSSL" : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1BThrna )

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sounds great.

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asciilifeform https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2rrxq7/on_why_010s_release_notes_say_we_have_reason_to/cnipifq << gmaxwell aware enough to notice [one of] trezor holes.

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nullc comments on On why 0.10's release notes say "we have reason to believe that libsecp256k1 is better tested and more thoroughly reviewed than the implementation in OpenSSL" ... ( http://bit.ly/1AzJuem )

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fluffypony that you in there, pointing out gmaxwell's idiocy ?

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mircea_popescu: yes

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you know, i despise reddit, and that thing's a fine example, like are many others.

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I applaud the test coverage, and I do agree that OpenSSL is shitty, but I don't understand the logic in writing from scratch

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but i do respect the sort of idiot that will actually go in there and do that sort of thing.

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it doesn't plead in favour for your intelligence, but it is certainly noble.

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so if you had to guess, how many previously innocent reddit read your comment and figured "hmm... there's something here" ?

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precious few

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well, don't burn out. intelligence is relatively common

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patience... rare.

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well at least it makes for a change from "omg gaw are skammirz, we had no idae"

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anyway, i very much doubt nullc actually has any idea as to what's going on, apart from being in the room when it was explained and now typing words on reddit. and i doubt wuille actually did anything deliberately nefarious there.

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but yes openssl is warty. especially for this use. and heck, more tests... never hurt.

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fluffypony how big is polarssl ?

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mircea_popescu: binaries or codebase?

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the ecc codebase specificaly

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i'm sort of pondering creating a "compare openssl / polarssl / blockstream ec implementations" research project

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hmmmm

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i mean, tests, sure, provable code, sure, random tests, sure.

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well

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i am a great believer in code analysis myself.

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the ecp functions and the ecp curves are ~3400 lines of code

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including comments

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lemme run a slocount on them

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https://github.com/polarssl/polarssl/blob/development/include/polarssl/ecdsa.h that it ?

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polarssl/ecdsa.h at development · polarssl/polarssl · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1zZ8SEW )

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2206 actual lines of code

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this is not so horribru.

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no - in library/ecp_curves.c and library/ecp.c

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it probably needs some other DRY bits

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did blockstream actually publish the libsecp256k1 ?

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but that's the bulk there

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nfi

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they must've if it's in 0.1

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*0.10

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orly.

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https://github.com/bitcoin/secp256k1/blob/master/include/secp256k1.h

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secp256k1/secp256k1.h at master · bitcoin/secp256k1 · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1zZ94UK )

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there we go

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yarp

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I think that lib predates blockstream

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yeah it does

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March 2013

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I'll bbiab, have to go shopping

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um.

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so they made it for the vc backed firm by recycling some older stuffs ?

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probably someone else started it, they are trying to be relevant by doing "core" development now

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so they'll stick their noses in many places

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seems like it was Pieter Wuille's thing at first

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well, tomorrow's thing. laters all.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18516 @ 0.00065262 = 12.0839 BTC [+]

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http://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanvardi/2014/12/01/the-king-of-online-gambling-is-34/

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The King Of Online Gambling (Is 34) - Forbes ... ( http://bit.ly/1zZbTF6 )

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55800 @ 0.00065262 = 36.4162 BTC [+] {2}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00064595 = 11.3364 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3465 @ 0.00062412 = 2.1626 BTC [-]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00063961 = 6.1403 BTC [+]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5506 @ 0.00063961 = 3.5217 BTC [+]

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Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Light Sweet Crude Oil (WTI) to drop under $40 before Mar 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1096/ Odds: 45(Y):55(N) by coin, 47(Y):53(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.35388047 BTC. Current weight: 92,212.

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[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3000 @ 0.0009305 = 2.7915 BTC [-] {4}

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25900 @ 0.00064548 = 16.7179 BTC [+]

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09:54

http://fr.anco.is/2015/01/09/bitcointalk-staff/

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#bitcointalk-staff | fr.anco.is ... ( http://bit.ly/1xMngmR )

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davout: yea I don't know how to word it. i know how to bet on exchanges going down.

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the 50 confirms on gavincoin chain is a little iffy

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but it may work for now :\

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thestringpuller: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-01-2015#970955

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Logged on 09-01-2015 09:00:04; davout: i'd word the bet "there exists a block > 1m, building on main net, with block index <= ARBITRARY_TRESHOLD , that gets more than 2016 confirmations, in less than a month"

10:13

that might work too

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how do you resolve? blockchain.info I personally wouldn't trust as a resolution source

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bitbet may be okay with it

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why would you need bc.info to count blocks and count hashes?

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you want someone at bitbet to count blocks manually?

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simply running a client on both chains and reading its output would do just fine

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but who would do that?

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or am i misunderstanding something you're saying here?

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i dunno lol, i'm just saying you don't need an intermediary to source the resolution data, the data is by definition public, right?

10:24

this is valid point. what constitutes a public resolution source? I may be overthinking. But Bitbets get stricter every year (for good reason).

10:26

the same source that makes us all agree on who owns which coins

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:D

10:29

It would be interesting to see a blockchain war.

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A historic event for the ages.

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srsly, that could be one of the very few bets to be automatically solvable

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you make a great point. just have to word the bet correctly.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00065262 = 12.0082 BTC [+]

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!t m s.qntr

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[MPEX:S.QNTR] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00015 / 0.00015 / 0.00015 (7703 shares, 1.16 BTC), 30D: 0.00015 / 0.00015 / 0.00015 (7703 shares, 1.16 BTC)

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mircea_popescu: ... gmaxwell aware enough to notice [one of] trezor holes. << the differential power thing is plain as daylight to anyone who has seen the published schematic.

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asciilifeform and his differential power analysis

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he's looking forward to the day someone does DPA on his brain

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"i was right all along!!!"

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gribble's back!

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;;seen gribble

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I have not seen gribble.

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nope

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this is OK, when they attain self-awareness we should start worrying

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http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1579346/000119312514457552/d721187ds1a.htm#toc721187_4 << twinklevoss filing, part "risks"

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... ( http://bit.ly/14Ap2fA )

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"The Core Developers or other programmers could propose amendments to the Bitcoin Network’s protocols and software that, if accepted and authorized by the Bitcoin Network’s community, could adversely affect an investment in the Shares." huehue

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yes this is a document, it has been published, there are no risks because nothing is for sale yet

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adlai digs a little... hang on...

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here we go: https://published.github.io/sec.gov/ChangeDetection%20-%20Comparison%20of:%20Amendment%20No.5.html

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ChangeDetection - Comparison of: Amendment No.5 ... ( http://bit.ly/17qqGlG )

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courtesy of leddit

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jurov: what's a DPA?

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differential power analysis

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oic

12:44

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/01/09/uk-bitstamp-cybersecurity-idUKKBN0KI0X620150109

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Bitcoin exchange Bitstamp says to resume trading on Friday| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/17qrw1Q )

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Merlak, 28, and his colleague Nejc Kodric, 25, both computer experts, founded Bitstamp in 2011. According to the Slovenian media the two had earned about 23 million euros ($27.2 million) from the enterprise which places them among the 50 richest Slovenians.

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kekd

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and i'm among the 50 richest people from my army unit

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i'm the richest of my living rool!11

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*room

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tsk,tsk. so much jealousy

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:D

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http://gfy.com/20352560-post46.html

jurov is still the coolest slovenian of all

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danielpbarron

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GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - View Single Post - Hot or Not Worst Investments in 2014 ... ( http://bit.ly/14atAIM )

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thestringpuller: s/enian/akian/

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we're all somalians anyway

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[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1174 @ 0.00092021 = 1.0803 BTC [+] {2}

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jurov: wrong, i'm nigerian

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[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4267 @ 0.0008903 = 3.7989 BTC [-] {9}

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we're all nigerian

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ls

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;;ls

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What do you think I am, a shell?

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;;ticker

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Error: Failure to retrieve ticker. Try again later.

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;;ticker --btce

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(ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitstamp. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure the (1 more message)

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;;ticker --market btce

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BTC-E BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 284.749, Best ask: 284.75, Bid-ask spread: 0.00100, Last trade: 284.749, 24 hour volume: 6868.74826, 24 hour low: 277.10599, 24 hour high: 289.0, 24 hour vwap: 283.052995

13:43

ben_vulpes: docker runs on rasbpi

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welcome chairman popescu

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ohai

13:53

ello

13:54

so what is all this leap second y2k v2.0 stuff lol

13:58

karpeles saves the day https://np.reddit.com/r/BitcoinMarkets/comments/2rphsb/daily_discussion_thursday_january_08_2015/cnjk2j7?context=3

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MagicalTux comments on [Daily Discussion] Thursday, January 08, 2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1w5WJvN )

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lmao tux still exists ?

14:00

i hope hje's partenering with kenna to start a moon printing program

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as the new bitstamp advisor?

14:00

where they print 3d natural satellites.

14:00

ahahahaha you're pulling my leg

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you are! you must be!

14:05

RagnarDanneskjol no, it is not going in the right direction.

14:06

punkman is off the deedbot project after the horrid failure of the past month, and i've only not neg rated him yet because gribblewas off.

14:06

you're not welcome to keep pestering people in pms, and deedbot will be reimplemented for the third time.

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i hope i make myself clear.

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for that matter, if i find out the molokization of deedbot v2.0 actually has anything to do with your meddling, i'll negrate you too.

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"molokization" // in reference to Moloch ?

14:13

no, in reference to some derp that implemented the first version and made an utter mess of it.

14:14

!s from:MolokoDesk

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629 results for 'from:MolokoDesk' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=from%3AMolokoDesk

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aha

14:15

speaking of which, what are you doing these days ?

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in the bitcoin space not much, just keeping track

14:18

can you implement the deedbot spec ?

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I don't think so, not qualified nor time for it

14:19

alrighty.

14:19

um. you wrote an alt-exchange at some point iirc ?

14:20

indeed I did

14:21

qualified enough then!

14:23

"What do you tell family when they say IM is a scam?

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Main Internet Marketing Discussion

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by Dorian Anthony, 4th January 2015"

14:23

lawl.

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"You can't tell them anything that will change their minds. You have to show them that money can be made online by actually doing it yourself. Don't be influenced by the nay-sayers, just prove them wrong."

14:24

apparently bitcoin isn't half as revolutionary as we had thought. internet scammers had the exact same problems long prior.

14:32

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1158 @ 0.00086497 = 1.0016 BTC [-] {5}

14:34

<thestringpuller> ben_vulpes: docker runs on rasbpi << and?

14:34

actually thestringpuller you can use docker to compile c on whatever and ship the resulting binary to the raspi

14:34

neat trick, that

14:35

how does that work ?

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i'll ask

14:40

Dear Bitstamp customers,

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We are happy to announce that we are back open for business

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* Bitstamp is now running on Amazon’s world-class AWS cloud infrastructure, architected to be one of the most secure and reliable cloud computing environments available.

14:40

hey, glad i didn't bet.

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o.O

14:41

well, let's verify this most secure computer environments claim.

14:42

i'm paying 2btc (once) in return for a single btc stolen from bitstamp's aws cloud after today. comes with a signed certificate.

14:45

kakobrekla: aw man you mean they didn't choose godaddy shared hosting?

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hehe

14:46

that only allows for up to 2gb of css.

14:50

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/John_H_Harvey_Edward_L_Vail_Walter_L_Vail_Empire_Ranch_Arizona_1879.jpg << americans. a century ago.

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... ( http://bit.ly/1FAwWq1 )

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hence the land of opportunity.

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americans today: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fzVnpapHaX4/maxresdefault.jpg

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... ( http://bit.ly/1FAxmg8 )

14:52

i tell you, i look at those guys, i kinda wanna be friends.

14:53

werd

14:54

anyway, "In its heyday, Empire Ranch was one of the largest in Arizona, with a range spanning over 180 miles, and its owner, Walter L. Vail, was an important figure in the establishment of southern Arizona's cattle industry."

14:55

probably the source of all the cowboy and indian stories. and, notably, the first ranch where the queen bee woman actually settled down on the premises.

14:55

it's very interesting to me from an anthropological pov, because you see, at the time everything was "empire", from film studios to pond shops.

14:56

this one, however... this one succeeded.

14:58

if Vail, AZ (the city/surrounding area) is named after him, I used to live right by there.

14:58

the ranch certainly looks close.

14:59

likely.

14:59

Yeah, the modern city/area of Vail is just north of where the historical ranch is located.

15:00

Beautiful land out there. At least, to me anyway.

15:00

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 7285 @ 0.00085799 = 6.2505 BTC [-] {3}

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not really my cup, but then again we can't all gaggle in the same spots.

15:02

:]

15:02

incidentally, this is a point often skirted by the "paradise on earth" folk, be they "bitcoin country" or anything-else-country (loads of these historically) : not everyone likes thesame!

15:02

i know chicks that principally like the sea/desert. i like forrested hills. you're apparently some sort of scrub bush apache stock.

15:02

how the fuck can all this be accomodated in whatever Xtown.

15:02

haha. i love the desert.

15:03

part of it is, there arn't many people there.

15:03

mod6 only likes the desert cause he lives in tundra for 9 months out of the year.

15:03

lol

15:03

"finally, my toes no longer iced"

15:03

haha, perhaps. im sure ive had frostbite like 69 times

15:04

yeah!

15:04

when your digits start to thaw, they feel like someone hit them with a sledge hammer. not a ton of fun I tell you.

15:05

i do kinda wish i could grow a mustasche like those guys in the picture though.

15:06

:/

15:06

or :{

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lol

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haha

15:08

so my buddy works for maxis

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great guy

15:08

he was telling me that in the SimCity reboot

15:09

the music is all programmed in layers so that depending on what the user is doing the music triggers, but it's all timed to a single metronome: the heart beat of the city

15:09

this is a good idea.

~ 22 minutes ~

15:32

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-01-2015#971166 < you may wanna extend this to coinbase

15:32

Logged on 09-01-2015 19:42:28; mircea_popescu: i'm paying 2btc (once) in return for a single btc stolen from bitstamp's aws cloud after today. comes with a signed certificate.

15:33

why, got a bitcoin ?

15:33

scoopbot -fetch

15:33

New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/01/bitstamp-resumes-operations/

15:33

wai? cause using aws.

15:36

it's not clear they actually have any bitcoin tho.

15:49

<mircea_popescu> i know chicks that principally like the sea/desert. i like forrested hills. you're apparently some sort of scrub bush apache stock. << I imagine mircea_popescu taking the girls out to catch their own mink and fox

15:50

lol.

15:50

Eventually, law enforcement knew and anticipated needing to enter the residence, in order to take the subject into custody. Based upon the information being developed through interviews and practices used by other agencies in the past, it became necessary to breech part of the outside area of the house to ensure the safety of all involved.

15:50

check this shit out!

15:50

http://thefreethoughtproject.com/swat-team-demolishes-home-arrest-man-dui-family-left-homeless/#M5HCmsFbcYRt3mvE.99

15:50

SWAT Team Demolishes Home To Arrest Man For DUI, Family Left Homeless | The Free Thought Project ... ( http://bit.ly/1tRFM8f )

15:51

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19500 @ 0.00064548 = 12.5869 BTC [-]

15:51

i wonder if there should be some sort of tracked or maybe flexible wing roof remover ? like a huge can opener.

15:51

come in, deroof the house, remove suspect.

15:54

We have naturally occuring deroofers that roam the countryside in favorable weather... Tornados

15:54

can't leave that to nature.

15:55

Well gotta do that design inspired by nature thing

15:56

Most common size the things come in is fuck up a few trees and remove approximately one roof

16:05

kakobrekla: they migrated off of heroku?

16:06

yes - they burned all the free resources.

16:06

looool

16:07

gotta be in the bezzle to be in teh bezzle eh ?

16:07

mircea_popescu: still setting modes by hand?

16:07

btw, isn't salesforce now using ubuntu ?

16:08

ben_vulpes well, assbot wot not ready just yet.

16:08

!up works tho

16:08

!up Pierre_Rochard

16:09

*

mircea_popescu shrugs.

16:12

Pierre_Rochard: you afoot?

16:12

Pierre_Rochard

thestringpuller: sure am

16:12

assbot: wot should have better API for us to dock our interfaces into

16:14

i suspect bitstamp is in shortage of people who can quickly and reliably set up iron. hence aws

16:15

i thought they moved to bay area.

16:15

"moved"

16:16

thestringpuller: i'd love to see api endpoints for all of the things too

16:21

grrr i so hate spotting typos. and it's in first sentence. ( BingoBoingo see qntra comment )

16:21

ben_vulpes what more than "here's the db" which nano already does ?

16:22

prolly help if it were signed / dated, but that's not such a big deal.

16:22

to implement i mean.

16:27

jurov: Fixed, clarified

16:27

http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2015/01/02/1418761112 << lol usg 'research': "The number of principal investi- gators for R01s who are 36 y of age or youn- ger has declined from 18% in 1983 to 3% in 2010. Today, more than twice as many R01s are awarded to principal investigators who are over 65 y as are under 36 y, a reversal from only 15 y ago."

16:27

A generation at risk: Young investigators and the future of the biomedical workforce ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ay3Q50 )

16:27

"R01s" are "leading NIH research grants"

16:29

heh.

16:30

gerontocracy is necessarily a failure mode of soviet states

16:30

generally because the living standards decay is obvious to the younger men.

16:32

plus the aged have control over the levers of power, sufficient to 'raise the bar' to attempt to extract increasingly more effort from the young

16:32

jurov brings a very interesting question re supporting eulora. we could in principle drop 32 bit support. now, if this were a crypto thing or any such high assurance system i'd never consider it. but it's a game.

16:32

until they have their final birthday party

16:32

what's teh republican senate think on the topic ?

16:33

decimation perhaps. it only works if young women buy into ti tho.

16:33

I think there's a soft-money aspect here too

16:34

generally the soft-money treadmill is such that only those who have run the race for awhile actually have any assets

16:34

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-01-2015#970674 << actually spinoza produced fine polished lenses

16:34

Logged on 09-01-2015 00:39:45; pete_dushenski: and it might be a bit loose to call spinoza an inventor given that he only crafted words

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26750 @ 0.00065513 = 17.5247 BTC [+] {2}

16:35

decimation define assets.

16:35

fiat, fiat business stock, fiat bonds, promises from usg to pay

16:35

...

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i dunno. you can get plenty of such assets by simply catching aids.

16:37

the republican senate 'in principle' opposes the taxes and spending required to give free medical care to old people, but in reality fully supports showering its vote bank with trinkets

16:38

decimation i meant on teh 32 bit support issue :)

16:40

heh in that case, the us senate supports whatever wintel tells them to, which is gonna be 64-bit

16:40

this one lol.

16:40

not that one.

16:41

"Rep. X caught playing Eulora insession"

16:41

that would be great publicity!

16:41

"In 1980, the average Politburo member was 70 years old, as opposed to 55 in 1952 and 61 in 1964." << in this view the soviets fell because they couldn't find enough 85 yos for the 90s

16:41

actually if you go to visit Congress in person (not recommended), you discover that they are never 'in session'

16:41

(not entirely an inaccurate view, for that matter)

16:42

99% of the time the room is completely empty except for the speaker, a few derps on the podium, and a clerk or two

16:42

everyone else in Congress has 'better things to do'

16:42

well yes.

16:42

not even when queen speaks?

16:42

oh mn

16:42

nm

16:42

queen speaks in his own office.

16:43

it's a very dysfunctional marriage, columbia.

16:43

mostly, except for the annual 'state of the union', in which case it is very important to be seen 'in session' for the cameras

16:43

but yes, decimation has a good point. nothing brings the abandonment of that republic clearer in view than going through its halls while on business.

16:44

looks like Truant High.

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Last 8 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0TK3CD9.txt )

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!b 8

16:44

yeah, the 'actual work' of pretending to help voters, drafting bills, etc is generally performed by 18-25 year old women

16:45

only a minority of which with visible cum stains on dress/hair

16:45

all of whom come for the promise of 'gaining access' to 'power', the appearance of which is doled out carefully in DC

16:45

;;ticker --market all

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16:46

up until a few years ago, it was permissible for anyone to walk into the Capitol and walk wherever they pleased

16:46

suddenly 'because security' - tourist are now restricted to little groups led by a poor student

16:47

this is perennially the case with free republics.

16:47

why shouldn't you be able to go anywhere.

16:48

well, the ostenisble reason is 'security', but the actual reason is that it is one more 'perk' that can be given as a favor by someone who appears to have power

16:48

real shit

16:56

yeah, perianne boring is a product of a process, rather than a person.

16:57

obviously that process only works in a narrow conventional field, to the degree it might as well be a literary device. but literary characters are not necessarily aware of their conventional nature.

16:57

something like "tom sawyer pinched himself and saw that he was flesh and blood like any man".

16:59

washington DC is famous for being 'inbred' in the sense that its 'experts' are all home-grown

17:00

must suck for the kids in question.

17:01

well, if they play their cards right they can scam fiat from outsiders hoping to 'change the process'

17:03

!up badon

17:03

!up pete_dushenski

17:03

pete_dushenski

cheers

17:04

not at all what i mean. consider the difference between say, a carpertner apprentice and a cowboy apprentice, both 15 in 1915.

17:04

"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb ? Mother do you think they'll like the song ? Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls ?"

17:04

pete_dushenski

a g'day gribbs

17:04

legitimate questions, all fo them. and they always get the same answer, of course. but irrespective of how well the cowboy manages to re-adjust

17:04

fact remains : yes, they will, and no they won't.

17:04

he's moving on a dead track.

17:05

good evening

17:05

bonjour davout

17:05

ou c'est bon huit ?

17:05

davout how goes the islamist revolution btw ?

17:06

wish i had an ak-47

17:07

not that expensive is it ?

17:07

i have never looked this up actually

17:09

what's gun law like in argentina? can you just go and get one?

17:09

should be about 1k

17:09

i mean legally

17:09

legally i never inquired.

17:09

if you want a gun legally, you should instead buy a cop.

17:10

that's pretty pragmatic

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!b 3

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!up PeterL

17:13

davout anyway, epic fucking police state you got there. so, some people driving through the armpit of paris run into three police patrols. because wtf, 30% of all paris works as cops or something ?

17:13

NONE of which manage to do anything but get shot. why even call them police then ? what are they for, hussling people, right ?

17:13

they don't stop crime, they just bother the 0.x% remaining parisians who actually have a job that's not enacted by hollande's fiat

17:13

pete_dushenski

sounds like nyc

17:15

what was it, 19th arrondisment ? that's like... barracas, basically.

17:15

bottom 10th land values sort of affair

17:15

how the fuck do you run into three police cars doing three miles in the utter periphery ?

17:17

https://twitter.com/CraigSJ/status/553215441783783425

17:17

We live in a world where someone is paid money to Photoshop pubic hair into pictures of Justin Bieber. http://t.co/evzUvXBc23

17:17

what shooting are you referring to precisely?

17:17

lemme dig up what i read. la liberte mebbe

17:17

sec

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police is annoying yes, they did save my ass once tho

17:19

En quittant les locaux, les assaillants tombent sur un véhicule de police en ressortant dans la rue. Ils ouvrent à nouveau le feu avant de remonter à bord de leur Citroën. Une course-poursuite s'engage. Ils empruntent lallée verte, une rue perpendiculaire à celle du siège de Charlie Hebdo. Croisent une autre patrouille de policiers, en VTT. Nouveaux tirs, sans victime. Arrivé sur le boulevard Richard-Lenoir,

17:19

nouvelle fusillade: un policier, âgé dune trentaine dannées et rattaché au commissariat du XIe arrondissement, est touché puis froidement abattu au sol.

17:19

so. ran into a random patrol. shot at them. moved on, ran into another. shot at them too. ran into random cop. shot him too.

17:19

well, the third one isn't that close

17:19

but yeah, there are quite a few cops in paris

17:20

but that's exactly my problem here. there are A LOT of derps masquerading as cops. neither of these is good.

17:20

the ones on their bicycle are the most problematic ones, they sneak upon you

17:20

on one hand, because a lot means they're expensive, and taken from more useful stuff. on the other, because if the cop can't hold his own then why even have him.

17:21

this isn't a "and they run into a cop while he had his back turned and shot him dead". this is "french police reliably can not hold its own against determined assailants". well...

17:21

is the paris police force in danger of rape ? what's next ?

17:22

should they carry mace and avoid walking alone at night to the car ?

17:22

should they call home and have an adult male take them in hand ?

17:22

are they dressed modestly enough ?

17:23

i guess we should simply send our cops to syria for training instead of our youth

17:24

i'd rather have 10 cops that have a ld50 dose of 3 shooting assailants than 10k cops that basically constitute ballistic sacks.

17:25

choose which ones you buy carefully, problem solved

17:26

yeah, except in a society that does this everyone's doing something else stupid to compensate willy-nilly.

17:30

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6EBvY5gT--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/j0jq63xywdxvuhvlnrvg.jpg

17:30

... ( http://bit.ly/1KtJfEJ )

17:31

lol

17:32

That was the ambassador's actual christmas card two years ago

17:32

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17:35

is that kinda gay ?

17:35

yeah, the 'actual work' of pretending to help voters, drafting bills, etc is generally performed by 18-25 year old women << zoologically interesting phenomenon. visit wash. d.c, they're everywhere - restaurants (incl. costly ones), $xx mil houses, 7 to a room...

17:36

right.

17:36

mircea_popescu: Well here was the next year's card http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--MMrkZZ8c--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/vxvototrhpzistnpens3.jpg

17:36

... ( http://bit.ly/14BGD6K )

17:36

mircea_popescu: And then this year's http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--scXm37N1--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/sxfqpmm6ionp6fndxgv8.jpg

17:36

... ( http://bit.ly/14BGK24 )

17:36

my intuitition!

17:37

My bet is he wanted that ambassadorship for the swedish twinks

17:37

mircea_popescu: ak-47... argentina... should be about 1k << wai wat. sure not off by a zero ?

17:38

asciilifeform HE wanted one, not me. he's in paris.

17:39

i can scarcely imagine what i would want an old assault rifle for.

17:39

iirc one can buy rifles in fr

17:39

i've really not kept up with it. maybe not, they're commies.

17:40

im sure one can buy an ak if one asks for it in romanian tho :D

17:40

even here in usa many (most?) of such rifles offered for sale are originally made in ro

17:41

im sure.

17:41

according to one source, it is because a large quantity of semi-automatic ak was once produced in that country (for a civil militia project of some kind, iirc)

17:41

cugir "sewing mahcine" factory turned out millions of em.

17:41

yeah, the civil militia project of selling as many as possible, once the jews ran out.

17:41

in the 80s

17:42

a very peculiar kind of 'mechanical crippleware', this 'street legal ak'

17:43

aha ?

17:43

!up Pierre_Rochard

17:43

two (?) missing small parts, slightly different bolt, according to schematics

17:45

BingoBoingo perhaps can comment

17:46

asciilifeform: Havent' looked much at how AK crippleware is done. AR becomes cripple ware because metal that should be missing is not

17:47

BingoBoingo: http://wilsoncombat.com/new/images/BCG-diff.jpg ?

17:47

... ( http://bit.ly/14BJm04 )

17:47

(ar)

17:48

(is 'ar' simply alias for the well-known 'm16' ?)

17:48

Well m16 is subtype of AR and I was thinking the "lower reciever" which is legally the gun and not the bolt

17:48

mircea_popescu: the molokization of deedbot v2.0 << wai wat? sabotage ?

17:50

asciilifeform: On the bolt you can also notice difference aside from the one where the arrow points

17:50

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88400 @ 0.00065579 = 57.9718 BTC [+] {2}

17:51

BingoBoingo: as a reverse engineer, i find examples of 'crippleware designed to be annoying to fix' conceptually interesting wherever i find it

17:52

at least i assume the rifle was designed to be somewhat annoying to uncripple, considering, iirc, that this was required in usa

17:52

asciilifeform: Maybe it's just the way those pictures were taken but rotational differences in some of the bolt's cuts appear.

17:55

*

asciilifeform genuinely wonderf wtf happened to deedbot 2

17:57

what, precisely, are the plausible worlds here. i can really think of just one - it lost db, and author pulled it down ?

17:59

I imagine molokization refers to socially engineered time sink where thing works, obstacle, thing goes off the rails

18:00

yes but what obstacle.

18:01

Nebulous, but a time sink. One that delays implementation of thing that by all means seemed to work as advertised up until obstacle.

18:04

From Trilema "Jobs Board" post: "You are expected to negotiate your own pay." << This is where I demand 1200 USD/mo for upkeeping scoopbot, right?

18:09

PeterL lol first and last sentences :D

18:14

asciilifeform i have no idea. the last attempt to resuscitate v2.0 died on the 5th ( http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=05-01-2015#965645 ) and that's that.

18:14

Logged on 05-01-2015 04:43:52; mircea_popescu: punkman this really has been very poorly communicated.

18:25

!s software does not fail

18:25

3 results for 'software does not fail' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=software+does+not+fail

18:26

RagnarDanneskjol

my understanding is the first bot went down b/c my friend disi found a server vulnerability which I promptly brought to your attention (I originally recommended you NOT have moloko do admin / continued development b/c I knew he was not suited for it). I followed the recent convo here and lead me to understand the only issue with punkbot was the vps got flooded and shut down...that's punkman's understandi

18:26

RagnarDanneskjol

ng too I believe.

18:26

mircea_popescu: "I do not now nor will I ever care about the "readability" or "elegance" of codebases worth 5 bux." << These are things that the programmer should care about, because he will have to maintain the thing in the future.

18:27

RagnarDanneskjol

re molokization of deedbot v2.0 - no idea what you're talkin about? has nothing to do with me. also don't recall pestering anyone here ever..once in a blue moon I will ask questions in pm if I'm not authed/voiced.

18:27

certainly.

18:27

make sure you read it as intended tho

18:27

"I do not now nor will I ever care about the "readability" or "elegance" of (codebases worth 5 bux)."

18:27

goes along with point 2: things not stated are up to programmer

18:28

what, however, determines what codebase is worth ?

18:28

the worth of what dies if the proggy fails catastrophically?

18:28

that is up to management.

18:29

or are you saying you care about readability of good (expensive) software?

18:29

PeterL of important software.

18:29

https://twitter.com/BryanMicon/status/553686038950842368 << Turns out Micon apparently has a price

18:29

So /Bitstamp is back. Looks like there's a familiar BTC price premium there as people dump their fiat.

18:29

there's nothing wrong with peripheral hairs, is what i'm saying. the idea is to not have hair in the core, on the liver, inside the lungs.

18:30

having the skin covered in hair seems evolutionarily beneficial.

18:32

;;ticker --market all

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18:33

heh the web exchanges trending up ?

18:34

for some value of "up" and some value of "trending"

18:34

Well, more level. Stamp has a premium though

18:35

!up copumpkin

18:36

copumpkin

hi :)

18:36

how goes.

18:36

copumpkin

well, sitting in a train station

18:36

copumpkin

what's new?

18:37

One thing I like about qntra is that, unlike lots of other news site, there are no auto-playing videos on EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE. bleh, stupid media sites

18:38

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!b 1

18:38

heh, I think that is my first bashed line :)

18:39

O.o

18:39

qntra can't afford flash.

18:40

No, Flash can't afford qntra.

18:40

also.

18:42

flash sucks, I seem to remember reading they are no longer supporting Linux platforms for thier new updates?

18:50

*

adlai imagines it's mutual

18:53

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42800 @ 0.00065153 = 27.8855 BTC [-]

18:54

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36443 @ 0.00064428 = 23.4795 BTC [-] {2}

19:05

it prolly is mutual at that.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3150 @ 0.00065754 = 2.0713 BTC [+]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12034 @ 0.00065754 = 7.9128 BTC [+]

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2599 @ 0.00066027 = 1.716 BTC [+]

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scoopbot -fetch

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New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/01/bitpay-lays-off-9-employees-today/

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15334 @ 0.00066036 = 10.126 BTC [+] {2}

19:25

you know, you could pm him -fetch

19:25

Really?

19:25

yeah

19:26

i recall reading that yeah

19:26

Cool

19:26

if you pm him, you don't need to include scoopbot, just -fetch

19:28

https://i.imgur.com/rleY22W.png

19:28

... ( http://bit.ly/1yMswc1 )

19:28

!s fetch from:kakobrekla

19:28

8 results for 'fetch from:kakobrekla' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=fetch+from%3Akakobrekla

19:28

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=05-01-2015#966068

19:28

Logged on 05-01-2015 17:57:08; kakobrekla: i dont get this scoopbot 30 min delay + fetch command. when i setup rss feed for herr vulpes jenkins (which is now offline for some reason) i hit it once a minute cause i give no fucks. no need for this -fetch nonsense if you change the interval to something saner.

19:29

and few lines more.

19:29

i don't know if anyone saw that ipad game that pays out 0.0001.. i fucked around with it for an hour or so and earned 0.0003, i'm sure some indian is setting up a sweatshop to farm it 24/7 as we speak

19:30

lol

19:30

cazalla: this kind of thing has been done in the past; e.g., amazon corp's 'mechanical turk'

19:31

what do you do in this game to earn it?

19:31

asciilifeform, but this app pays out the moment it awards you, i'm trying to think of a homer simpson drinking bird means of doing it but no go

19:32

cazalla: instrumented emulator.

19:33

PeterL, you throw a monkey as far as you can plus the dev alleges he will use the in-game adsense type revenue to purchase more bitcoin and increase the bitcoin payouts for users https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1bxTbByVkQ

19:33

SaruTobi - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yMtDIN )

19:34

PeterL: could you add http://fr.anco.is to scoopbot?

19:34

fr.anco.is | bitcoin et al. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yMtMvO )

19:34

you wouldn't bother playing it for the payouts but i'm sure someone for who $2 a day is a lot would find it worthwhile

19:37

davout sure

19:38

ty!

19:44

cazalla $2 a day can't be a lot if you're stuck with a $500 piece of machinery + the bills for its maintenance.

19:44

unless the $500 machine emulates 100,000 click-idiots

19:44

steal one from whitey

19:44

Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/02KJQCR.txt )

19:44

!b 3

19:45

davout: let me know if your posts don't show up

19:47

actually i can just make assbot pm scoopbot 'fetch' every 30 seconds and noone will ever know i fixed it.

19:47

lmao

19:48

PeterL how often does it scan feeds anyway ?

19:48

can it be set so it scans every minute, on a diff second by the blog list ?

19:48

kakobrekla: scoopbot is set to check blogs every 5 minutes, some people are impatient

19:48

kakobrekla is 5 minutes too slo ?!

19:49

i thought it was like a half hour

19:50

i just find the whole fetch command thing silly.

19:50

I think it might have been 15 minutes when I first made it?

19:50

possibru

19:51

well, cazalla asked for it, and it seemed easy enough to include

19:51

5 is better i guess idk rss sucks scam

19:51

kakobrekla srsly polling much more frequently than that's just a waste.

19:52

yes there is only 20 years of internets left to go around

19:52

use it slowly.

19:55

eh the world will live for five minutes at a stretch.

19:56

New post on Qntra.net by thestringpuller: http://qntra.net/2015/01/the-hard-fork-missile-crisis/

19:57

PeterL i even excluded your parser from teh branding programme

19:57

branding program?

19:58

Branding Pogrom?

19:59

if you look at the feeds they start with a token which describes the parser for my use

19:59

i used it extensively in the 2010-2011 period to identify and ban content spinners

19:59

haven't had a problem since.

20:00

Is that what that garbledy gook is at the start of the feed summary is?

20:00

yeah

20:00

EG "NjkuMTYyLjY0Ljgy What's anon talking about ?"

20:01

yes

20:01

so that tell you what parser accessed your site?

20:02

yes.

20:03

then if i see my stuff republished on mfa farms/whatever later on, it's trivial to ban the leech.

20:03

aha, I see. please don't ban me

20:07

no the reverse.

20:07

it shouldn't pop in your feeds no more.

20:08

http://www-library.desy.de/preparch/books/death-rays.pdf << no, not really plaintextable. but interesting.

20:08

... ( http://bit.ly/1I4ICzd )

20:09

"NDkxNDIwODUyMDg4fDY5LjE2Mi42NC44Mg== What's anon talking about" I think it got longer?

20:09

(the first work i've chanced into on this subject, in many years, that isn't a regurgitation of old, tired pablum)

20:10

uhm.

20:10

it's actually about embezzlement

20:10

of reichsmarks, naturally

20:10

'for science!'

20:11

PeterL you actually using multiple ips ?!

20:11

decimation, ben_vulpes, undata ^ recommended reading

20:11

well, there are two, one for the scoopbot and one for the blog agregator

20:11

well they got whitelisted both.

20:13

is that going to take some time to take effect?

20:13

as soon as varnish catches on, i guess.

20:19

asciilifeform genuinely wonderf wtf happened to deedbot 2 << lack of hosting admin, mostly

20:19

mircea_popescu: punkman is off the deedbot project after the horrid failure of the past month << I accept that

20:20

punkman: you are saying the thing works, you just need a server to run it on?

20:21

no it needs a sysadmin for the server, plenty of servers to be had

20:21

Azelphur offered to do it couple of days ago, but too late I guess

20:25

asciilifeform: your linked death-ray pdf, in text: http://nopdf.btcscoop.com/data/29ye5N

20:25

... ( http://bit.ly/1I4MLmG )

20:26

PeterL: considerably less interesting without illustrations. and mangled formatting.

20:26

PeterL: the 'it's still a turd, not sausage, even with relish' principle applies even here.

20:26

PeterL: and we all have 'pdf2txt' or the like on our boxes. it isn't a solution.

20:29

undata

asciilifeform: thank you sir; I will

20:29

" bullets with enormous electric charges would be accelerated in a special valve and emmited with several times the velocity of light." <<< lol

20:30

PeterL: at the time, various folks (including mr. t) were experimenting with electron tubes of various descriptions. t claimed to have one 'open to the air' on one end (!)

20:30

!s valvular conduit

20:30

0 results for 'valvular conduit' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=valvular+conduit

20:30

;;google valvular conduit

20:30

Nikola Tesla'sValvular Conduit best video - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhJtSqLz88Q>; Tesla valve - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_valve>; Nikola Tesla's "Valvular Conduit" -- The Tesla Gas Turbine Patent: <http://www.tfcbooks.com/patents/1329559.htm>

20:31

you can build one. it sort-of works.

20:31

about 1/3 greater velocity of flow in one direction than another.

20:31

asciilifeform: "Germán Armando Plett’s knowledge was scraped together from the ‘Deutsche La Plata Zeitung’ (German La Plata Newspaper) and the nightly German radio broadcasts he was devoted to." << shortwave broadcast is dying, I guess because internet

20:32

decimation: don't be so quick to bury it. there's plenty on the air - just not in english.

20:33

deutsche welle, in particular, doesn't broadcast in german anymore (to my knowledge)

20:33

I think Russia still operates their Russian foreign broadcast service

20:34

So does China

20:34

sw is 'the spare internet.'

20:34

best to not forget it entirely.

20:35

the problem is that the 'image' of shortwave is AM broadcast, but nothing prevents advanced digital schemes

20:35

aside from atrocious 'lossiness' - but this is where highly-efficient 'graceful degradation' schemes like fountain-coding come in.

20:36

(using the latter, conceivably, you might leave your receiver running for three days and in the end a light comes on; and then you can hear an hour-long broadcast.)

20:36

how high of bandwidth could you transmit over shortwave?

20:36

well, it's not just the high noise - it's also the terrible multipath that arises due to ionospheric propagation

20:37

but multipath can also be an advantage...

20:37

PeterL: a 'standard' shortwave channel is 4 kHz in width, through which you can push maybe a few kilobits/sec depending on what kind of scheme you are using

20:39

<asciilifeform> (using the latter, conceivably, you might leave your receiver running for three days and in the end a light comes on; and then you can hear an hour-long broadcast.) << could leave it right to the rainfall collecting bucket

20:39

and listen to it while you bathe.

20:40

^ aha.

20:40

(pessimistically)

20:40

anyway, it may be that the entanglement experiments come to fruition, and shortwave as well as the current telco version of internet become obsolete at the same time.

20:41

instead, people having in their house the quantum equiv of gossipd

20:41

asciilifeform: herr shannon's limit ultimately governs your ability to push bits through a channel

20:41

(incidentally, that's kind of what that's designed with in mind. if we get quantum boxes, gossipd will be the killer app for it)

20:41

decimation: more prosaically, details like sunspot cycle and whether you are being jammed (deliberately or otherwise)

20:41

entanglement << dicy, as it mostly entails ftl

20:42

quite dicy yes

20:42

indeed, as well as fine-grained details like your latitude, time of day, solar flares, etc

20:42

but that'll happen before "quantumcomputing" of any description, so...

20:43

if anyone is interested in simulation, usg publishes a free software package to simulate shortwave paths: http://www.voacap.com/prediction.html

20:43

VOACAP Online - professional-grade high-frequency (3-30 MHz) point-to-point propagation predictions ... ( http://bit.ly/1I4R1mm )

20:43

entanglement diddling makes exotica like gravimetric comms, neutrino beam (!), etc. look realistic.

20:43

(that is a web 2.0 'front end' to the prediction program

20:45

would 3-d printing help in manufacturing on of those tesla valves?

20:47

btw entanglement to transmit rng to two ends is sop

20:47

kinda what quantum noise means

20:47

(transmit synchronously)

20:57

http://krebsonsecurity.com/2015/01/lizard-stresser-runs-on-hacked-home-routers/

20:57

Lizard Stresser Runs on Hacked Home Routers — Krebs on Security ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZBt1L )

20:58

No surprises

21:00

heh. what's per pps cost ? or how do they price ?

21:01

Haven't looked.

21:02

"The botnet is not made entirely of home routers; some of the infected hosts appear to be commercial routers at universities and companies"

21:02

orly. im sure they're "commercial" in a sense other than, "moar bezzle"

21:02

like most chumpnets.

21:05

"While youre monkeying around with your router setting, consider changing the routers default DNS servers to those maintained by OpenDNS."

21:05

it's funny how these write-ups never fail to include some call or other to "join the horde"

21:06

mircea_popescu: traditionally they invite you to use google's dns (8.8.8.8)

21:06

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21:06

!b 3

21:06

the agenda of computing security is moved towards increased pwnability in the exact same way and for the exact same reasons the agenda of political discussion is moved towards increasing socialism.

21:07

there isn't a 'good' dns, though. the very concept is a kind of contradiction, like a pleasant jail

21:07

one can picture a terrible, mexican jail

21:07

and a very demented isp with malignantly spamwildcardy dns

21:07

but not 'good'

21:08

but one can readily understand why a verizon for dns is worse than any alternative.

21:08

i'm told that other major telcos in usa have something not unlike it.

21:11

mega-lol!! :

21:11

'hackforums'

21:12

anyone who wants a good laugh, should visit the site

21:12

these folks actually -buy- malware from one another

21:12

and 'installs' (i.e. chumps)

21:13

Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/10K1DFP.txt )

21:13

!b 4

21:13

often, even when source for xxxx is available, an idiot will pay (good money) to have 'a build'

21:13

why not ?

21:13

spammers abound, offering 'installs' or soliciting to spam by the pound

21:14

Bet placed: 4.72760085 BTC for Yes on "Cardano to Ship in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1100/ Odds: 83(Y):17(N) by coin, 83(Y):17(N) by weight. Total bet: 5.97039888 BTC. Current weight: 99,745.

21:14

sites like 'hackforum' are probably responsible for the 'man on the street' believing that there are vast oceans of money in crapware

21:15

whereas many if not most of the folks involved have little intention (or ability) to pay the promised sums, or deliver, in many cases, the goods

21:16

(some - do, sure; but adding up all of the 'puts' and 'asks', if you will, at face value, is still naive)

21:16

re http://bitbet.us/bet/1100/cardano-to-ship-in-2015/#b5 : after an ad-hoc consultation half hour ago, the s.nsa board authorised a 4.72760085 BTC bet on the delivery side (1% of s.nsa equity).

21:16

BitBet - Cardano to Ship in 2015 :: 4.93 B (83%) on Yes, 1.04 B (17%) on No | closing in 11 months 1 week| weight: 99`744 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZCXZY )

21:16

i

21:16

^

21:16

i'm counting it as a marketing expense, unless we win, in which case hey, free money.

21:18

http://trilema.com/2013/the-positive-market-effects-of-the-delivery-bet/ for background

21:18

The positive market effects of the delivery bet. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZDb3j )

21:18

'Based on information provided by A.B., the Secret Service used facial recognition to identify Jack Farrel as Ryan Andrew Gustafson.' (krebs)

21:18

lol ascii did you put your last bitcoin on 'no'?

21:18

funny how this mostly slipped by

21:18

decimation: lol!

21:20

who was jack farrell

21:20

http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/12/alleged-counterfeiter-willy-clock-arrested

21:20

Alleged Counterfeiter “Willy Clock” Arrested — Krebs on Security ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZDoU5 )

21:21

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5407 @ 0.00066646 = 3.6035 BTC [+]

21:22

Bet created: "Gold to drop under $1000 before March 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1101/

21:23

lol "According to the government’s complaint (PDF), the email address that Gustafson provided on his U.S. passport application was the same one he allegedly used to maintain a Facebook account under the Jack Farrel alias."

21:23

http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/07/even-script-kids-have-a-right-to-be-forgotten << another lol from krebs, re: 'hackforum'

21:23

Even Script Kids Have a Right to Be Forgotten — Krebs on Security ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZDyLa )

21:23

A Poetteringism http://www.spinics.net/lists/fedora-devel/msg204236.html

21:23

Fedora Development -- Re: timedatex replacing systemd-timedated for NTP packages ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZDB9X )

21:25

danielpbarron

!up beautyon

21:25

So it's war then.

21:26

Yeah

21:27

This war was foretold long ago http://trilema.com/2012/the-tundra-artichoke-from-frozen-hell/

21:27

The tundra artichoke from frozen hell. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZDScW )

21:28

lolwut

21:28

wtf bs "right to be forgotten". there's no such right, unless they're forgotten they're remembered.

21:29

The enemy must be contacting all the miners in private to get them to switch. Or is that irrelevant?

21:29

the romans tried damnatio memoriae

21:29

didn't work very well

21:29

the phrase is, i think, a reference to an eu-ism

21:30

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/right-to-be-forgotten

21:30

Right to be forgotten | Technology | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZE8bU )

21:30

BingoBoingo am i thick or is the answer about as related to what it quotes as gavin's "covered" is related to economy ?

21:31

!up Percy_Montesquie

21:31

beautyon even if a vast majority of miners switch it still doesn't do anything for him.

21:31

doubt they will. some pool ops might be clueless enough to try and hijack the network to please gavin/usg, but that's ok, they'll get shot later.

21:32

mircea_popescu: I'm just building a metaphor based on Past Trilema posts which is surprising easy when you write as much as you. I figure the Tundra artichokes can be worked into a sort of Tarqin/Poppy reference.

21:32

lol

21:32

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Yezhov << Yezhov was friends with Stalin

21:32

Nikolai Yezhov - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZElM0 )

21:32

i had plainly forgotten that article, imagine my surprise when i see an unfamilir title called up and the server actually respond.

21:34

mircea_popescu: Surely he must know in that case that he cannot possibly win and this change will be rejected. It means forsaking control of the future direction of the standard and ceding it to you.

21:34

Well isn't that what Trilema's for. So you can save your memory's immediate recall juice for more pressing issues.

21:35

beautyon: Gavin really doesn't even seem to like Bitcoin that much anymore.

21:36

BingoBoingo: Then he should walk away. Unless he _likes_ being a lightning rod.

21:37

beautyon: Well he can't quit without becoming a nobody so he prolly figures he might as well try to kill the thing himself.

21:38

beautyon i don't think you understand how the us politico mind works.

21:39

BingoBoingo: I actually believe that might be true on a subconscious level. Astonishing.

21:39

as far as they're concerned, any stupidity they try is ok, "nobody could have foreseen it won't work" and it's putin's fault.

21:39

beautyon: If you want a historical thing similarly sank by mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/soft-consensus-aka-fecal-matter/

21:39

Soft consensus, aka fecal matter. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZETl2 )

21:39

i fully expect them to try, fail, and then spend the next six months writing how mp is a scammer all over reddit/the boy's bathroom

21:39

;;google stock exchange holders on welfare

21:39

The Implications of Limited Stock Market Participation for ...: <http://166.111.7.37/Upload/file/20140110/20140110165337_8607.pdf>; How Shareholders Are Hurting America - ProPublica: <http://www.propublica.org/thetrade/item/how-shareholders-are-hurting-america>; Real Output OF Stock Exchange.pdf - Stanford University: (1 more message)

21:40

;;google site:trilema.com stock exchange holders on welfare

21:40

The stockexchange shareholders on welfare pe Trilema - Un blog ...: <http://trilema.com/2012/the-stockexchange-shareholders-on-welfare/>

21:41

i don't know that vessenes' happy scamfarm is or ever was involved in anything to do with standards.

21:41

for that matter, bitcoin does have a standards body, http://thebitcoin.foundation/

21:41

..::[ The Bitcoin Foundation ]::.. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ykJZq5 )

21:42

mircea_popescu: as long as it stays on Reddit that's fine. They had better prepare to back down quickly, or suffer losses. Sadly these feeble men run to the courts habitually which may or may not be a nuisance.

21:43

eh, you need money for that.

21:43

Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Gold to drop under $1000 before March 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1101/ Odds: 92(Y):8(N) by coin, 92(Y):8(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,962.

21:43

vessenes' outta dough, the rest of the scammers involved are barely solvent and burried under tons of lawsuits (karpeles, caleb, ver, kenna, you name it)

21:44

they recently announced "they will focus on btc core", ie, "we can't afford anything past gavin's salary". and not even that for all of 2015.

21:44

so... it's a wart in full process of taking care of itself.

21:44

I wonder why there is so much action against gold

21:45

Andressen, Wilson, Brito: two multi millionaire Statists and a Washington wonk, hell bent on the law. It will be interesting to see if they are for fork / suicide.

21:46

what wilson ? cody ?!

21:46

If only!

21:47

mircea_popescu: nice domain for the foundation, did you guys actually fix 0.5.3 to fetch all blocks???

21:47

iirc mod6 reported that this is now the case

21:48

in the most recent monthly address

21:48

beautyon who then ? that guy with a blog, whatever it was called ?

21:48

https://twitter.com/fredwilson/status/552496826646278146

21:48

2/ the answer is not to ignore them or fight them. the answer is to educate them, inform them, and work with them

21:49

o, that dood. *shrug*

21:49

Ah, the comedian

21:49

i have my doubts he's allowed to commit anything past words in this matter.

21:50

anyway, he's welcome to participate in bitcoin just as soon as he completes his log reading stage and persuades anyone his head's not full of straw.

21:51

Their loss of control is going to harden their attitudes. I can't wait to see them squirm.

21:53

They never really had control of anything.

21:53

beautyon anyway, for a very instructive example of how the courts work for bitcoin "captn's of industry", there's that recent hashfast debacle

21:53

http://trilema.com/2014/hashfast-or-why-the-fiat-legal-system-doesnt-actually-exist-and-doesnt-actually-matter/

21:53

HashFast - or why the fiat legal system doesn't actually exist and doesn't actually matter pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZFUK5 )

21:55

danielpbarron

!up beautyon

21:56

BingoBoingo: That realization will make them even MOAR furious. They are out of time, and these silly associations are window dressing at best.

21:57

beautyon: I don't see how they could not know. I mean they can't even get their favorite to stop bleeding because they pay $145/CPM for TV marketing

21:58

yeah, a lot of ground has been lost since the hearn attack.

21:58

wasn't such a smart move, that.

21:59

and for that matter, i marked mtgox for death in april, they struggled to prop it for six months before abandoning it ignominously, i do not believe they do not know they can not stand.

21:59

the half or so that's left, anyway.

22:00

actually... quarter i guess. buncha people left last year too didn't they. is murky boy still involved ?

22:01

Murckckkck left the Fundnation

22:01

Because he just wanted to lobby

22:01

ah ok.

22:02

That HashFast schmuck had good lawyers.

22:02

beautyon hardly.

22:02

you don't pay good lawyers out of 50k a year.

22:02

wait no. 50k net worth and 500 a month.

22:03

But didn't he just walk away essentially?

22:03

Oh he got the whole farm

22:03

this is the rule in corp bankruptcy proceedings as administered in the us

22:04

you actually do better by not even hiring a lawyer.

22:04

<+joecool> mircea_popescu: nice domain for the foundation, did you guys actually fix 0.5.3 to fetch all blocks??? << yup.

22:04

<mircea_popescu> you actually do better by not even hiring a lawyer. << Personal bankruptcy differs in that you get a lawyer because it compells phone spam aggro to their number and not yours

22:05

sure, personal's anothermatter, especially if you had any assets.

22:05

personal bankruptcy is basically a well-oiled chumpatron

22:05

mod6: solid, i'll open a bug to get it included in gentoo (and troll Luke-Jr)

22:06

lol

22:06

:D

22:07

<joecool> mod6: solid, i'll open a bug to get it included in gentoo (and troll Luke-Jr) << He prolly has a historical version of his patch set s should be fine with it.

22:08

!up shovel_boss_

22:08

By the way, are you going to publish a low level guide to warn everyone thinking about "upgrading" to the fork? Forearmed is forearmed.

22:09

<mircea_popescu> sure, personal's anothermatter, especially if you had any assets. << Nah, you get the lawyer in personal ESPECIALLY when you don't have assets

22:09

BingoBoingo i meant in terms of getting raped.

22:09

beautyon you could.

22:09

beautyon: mircea_popescu laid out basics, but more guides written differently could help more innocents get the picture http://trilema.com/2015/if-you-go-on-a-bitcoin-fork-irrespective-which-scammer-proposes-it-you-will-lose-your-bitcoins/

22:09

If you go on a Bitcoin fork, irrespective which scammer proposes it, you will lose your Bitcoins. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZHeMT )

22:10

I'll do it.

22:10

mod6: are there plans to patch things like change predictability?

22:12

joecool CVE-2013-2273 you mean ?

22:12

yes

22:13

weren't they working on 5.9 ?

22:14

0.5.3 is the version linked on thebitcoin.foundation

22:15

right you are.

22:16

i shall let teh experts comment.

22:19

joecool: not at this time, but that might get added to the list at some point.

22:21

the list is getting lengthy, but we're not going anywhere, so we've got time.

22:22

cool, you want any patches submitted for review on stuff like this?

22:22

mod6: here's something i was gonna put in 'chicken' (init patch) but somehow forgot: version string.

22:23

mod6: presently it spits out the traditional one. perhaps this should change at some point.

22:23

joecool: here's a guide to submitting a patch: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2014-December/000022.html

22:23

... ( http://bit.ly/1xZIu2B )

22:24

if persons submitting patches do not have L2 trust with assbot they may be submitted directly to me, and I will review. and will probably have to sponsor said patch myself.

22:25

nah shouldn't be a problem, i have L2

22:25

format looks easy enough to follow, cool

22:25

yup, shouldn't be an issue for you. we'd love the help.

22:26

asciilifeform: ah ok. hmm. well, too late to go back and edit the 1st patch. but i guess you can submit another that resolves that issue.

22:26

Bet placed: 5 BTC for No on "Gold to drop under $1000 before March 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1101/ Odds: 17(Y):83(N) by coin, 17(Y):83(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,885.

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mod6 looks

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mod6: i'm leaving this for the folks actually involved

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one of you will have to pick the new string.

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asciilifeform just wanted a fscking hardcopy of bitcoind

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joecool> cool, you want any patches submitted for review on stuff like this? << definitely that part.

22:27

send to the list, signed.

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asciilifeform: sure. ben & myself were just discussing this yesterday actually. heh. not sure what this version will be called yet.

22:28

might be v0.5.3.1

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change predictability << personally i'd like to see the problem solved in the civilized way. i.e. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-10-2014#890278

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Logged on 23-10-2014 05:06:33; asciilifeform: decimation: in my (now very old) plan for rewrite, there were to be two machines

22:29

walletron doesn't belong in the net stack. or on that box at all.

22:29

someone refresh me on what exactly that vuln was anyway ?

22:29

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7056 @ 0.00066962 = 4.7248 BTC [+]

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the entirely nonsensical way in which the client decides what to do with 'change'.

22:34

so what you can spend other people's change ?

22:34

iirc that was due to a bad hardware "rng"

22:34

neh that wasn't it

22:34

that was another one.

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(the duplicate nonce thing)

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3264 @ 0.00066802 = 2.1804 BTC [-]

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joecool do you recall what that cvs actually did ?

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https://bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=462046

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Bug 462046 – net-p2p/bitcoind, net-p2p/bitcoin-qt: multiple vulnerabilities (CVE-2013-{2272,2273,2292,2293}) ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZJG6c )

22:37

2293 i recall was a retarded dos that had about 0 practical use

22:37

anyone else puzzled that nowhere on the net - including above 'canonical' page - tells us wtf it did, in detail ?

22:38

my sole recollections are from a brief discussion here, i think.

22:38

i dunno why but drawing a blank

22:39

the default change behaviour is asinine (owing to how it destroys wallet backup as a concept) but i cannot recall how it can be seen as 'vulnerable'

22:41

i guess should look and see how they patched the behavior

22:41

the whole cve paradigm is pure nsa, incidentally

22:41

a 'chinese encyclopaedia' of, for the most part, mystery meats

22:42

but since we're discussing this, CVE-2013-2292 is still not fixed ?

22:42

with 'the full dirt' presumably stowed away somewhere far.

22:42

(the take forever to verify tx thing)

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asciilifeform yteah i am quite unhappy with an' suspicious of the current avenues for fixing "open source" software.

22:43

this goes beyond the merely suspicious or ill-reputed, but is shitgnomery plain as daylight

22:44

cve is the sec. research equivalent of the 1990s 'winamp playlist' (who remembers these ?)

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i still have them

22:44

how do YOU listen to music ?

22:44

'mplayer'

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(cmd line proggy)

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but the playlists in question were a fashion where kids posted them on their 'look i have a w3bs1t311111'

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but no warez behind the names, naturally

22:46

anyway, a point of strategy, which i think everyone'll appreciate cuz it's lulzy. so : the scam foundation and its merry band of power rangers have very carefully constructed this situation where "nobody knows" what's what and whence it came and where it's going, because they (wrongly) perceived that ownership of an opaque codebase will guarantee them control and continued relevance.

22:47

the problem with this approach is that once challenged, they can not i nfact produce a list of what they did.

22:47

outside of handwaves and "it has been covered in previous posts", three years of "development" can readily be discarded and nobody'd know the difference.

22:48

how's that for irony.

22:48

they could try to worm out of this tight spot by coughing up a 'wunderwaffen'

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but it seems doubtful

22:49

incidentally, 'disregard x years and you'll never see the difference' is sop on usg projects.

22:52

!up xe4l

22:52

thanks

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http://onerng.info/ new rng someone passed along

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OneRNG - Hardware Random Number Generator ... ( http://bit.ly/1BXFwJE )

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asciilifeform do you have any idea what sort of work's involved in coughing up wunderwaffen that weren't planned for ?

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!s onerng

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4 results for 'onerng' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=onerng

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discussed in detail.

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xe4l was mentioned b4

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rgr ty

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xe4l: do read the linked threads.

22:54

already reviewing

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mircea_popescu: wunderwaffen that doesn't have to defeat the enemy, but look impressibe - is a little easier.

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*impressive

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considering whom it has to look impressive to...

22:54

defeating enemy prolly easier.

22:55

at any rate, why would the phoundation's handlers cut their funding now ?

22:55

unless they have a replacement muppet brigade on hot spare

22:55

what do you think this is, some sort of wh fast tracked project ?

22:56

by the looks of it, probably a 'they showed up' kind of affair

22:58

what would a 'wunderwaffen' even be like? some kind of fatal bug they secretly fixed?

22:58

decimation: neh. something more like a 'new, shiny, xxxxx' reimplementation in $trendylang

22:58

<asciilifeform> at any rate, why would the phoundation's handlers cut their funding now ? << Hearding 101. If the sheep don't want to move on you let them get hungry in their overgrazed pasture. Makes them more receptive to new grass.

22:59

^ relevant: http://lowres-picturecabinet.com.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/39/main/2/13982.jpg

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... ( http://bit.ly/1BXGK7C )

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(re: general chumpatronics. begs to be photodiddled.)

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asciilifeform: based on their current work 'output' that scenario seems very unlikely

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asciilifeform: pretty much

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the muppets' work? sure. handlers? could extract it (from where? don't look at me) and put in their hands

23:00

like stone tablets to moses

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It's systemd all over again. Work is their enemy. Enemy is merely interested in producing anti-work.

23:01

in review, onerng pros: cheap, shielded cons: hobbyist level device, design flaws

23:01

!s spreading works

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19 results for 'spreading works' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=spreading+works

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lol yeah that poster is hilarious. the best cattle *volunteer* for the bioreactor

23:02

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=20-08-2014#802309

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Logged on 20-08-2014 06:37:37; asciilifeform: soviet scientist declares, 'we've invented a shit-to-food converter.' 'does it work?' 'sorta. spreading on bread: worlks!!11! eating - not quite yet.'

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xe4l ^

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hahahahaha

23:02

Related: We just detected that youre now among the most attractive people on OkCupid. << Profile picture is a Llama. Not metaphorically or anything. Picture is actual shaggy Llama.

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BingoBoingo: why are you on a zoophile site ?

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(appears to be a logical inference here? llama was voted up?)

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asciilifeform: Nah. Bitcoin accepting merchant "Okcupid". Simply probing a data aggregator that happens to accept BTC.

23:06

anyone using traffic creation software to mask activity? Eg: all internet connectivity from residence is routed out vpn(s), using QOS and traffic simulation software you maintain say 10mbit worth of various traffic (replaying or creating all relevant encapsulated protocols in use) with a low QOS setting such that your consumption is undetectable?

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<BingoBoingo> Related: We just detected that youre now among the most attractive people on OkCupid. << Profile picture is a Llama. Not metaphorically or anything. Picture is actual shaggy Llama. << ahahaha wut.

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xe4l: let's imagine we were. wouldn't discussing it here defeat the purpose of the exercise ?

23:07

in this context, not really actually

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<asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: why are you on a zoophile site ? << it's not a zoophile site. it's a women's site.

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xe4l: were you here for the 'buried treasure' thread ?

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negative

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mircea_popescu: actual woman on dating site? lol wtf

23:08

mircea_popescu: Nominally they accept Bitcoin and the same founders also made the Keybase.io thing. Gotta see if the average man on it looks worse than an ungulate.

23:08

kakobrekla http://trilema.com/2015/heres-part-n-of-our-endless-saga-aptly-titled-the-people-know-shit-or-alternatively-nothings-dumber-than-the-voice-in-the-crowd/#comment-111340 he's right isn't he ? 1400 btc the most ever bet in a single bet on bitbet innit ?

23:08

Here's part n of our endless saga, aptly titled "The People Know Shit" or alternatively "Nothing's Dumber Than The Voice In The Crowd". pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUMssM )

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!s buried treasure

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10 results for 'buried treasure' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=buried+treasure

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<asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: actual woman on dating site? lol wtf << Site in question kept my dick wet through Library school.

23:10

xe4l there's a deeper point involved here. stealth does not work in and of itself, as a strategy. if you want safety, you deploy an army. if you want to play the stealthy, you attach yourself to something with an army.

23:10

I'm quite aware of Opsec

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asciilifeform: But since the founders made the Keybase abomination, I want to find out how much their original venture lies

23:10

it's trivial to detect if someone is or isn't doing what I described, it's merely a layer to mask activity inside of a segment

23:11

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-08-2014#816402 << buried treasure thread. instructive.

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Logged on 30-08-2014 20:46:17; asciilifeform: but, as every treatise on the subject invariably begins with, first try to understand what is to be hidden - and from whom

23:11

talking about how you deal with protocol timing attacks would go more with the buried treasure opsec concept

23:13

yes, good to know it works with numbers over 1k.

23:13

well really, over 100000000000

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hehe

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xe4l i guess i don't understand what the purpose would be

23:14

it's trivial to sniff most connectivity, especially wireless

23:14

right...

23:14

"Google Adwords" http://www.sjc.edu/after-sjc/

23:14

St. John's College | After St. John's - Careers - Alumni Outcomes ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUNYLq )

23:15

it's trivial to sniff most connectivity, especially wireless << >> 'it is trivial to steal most objects, especially rotting squirrels in parks'

23:15

the size, shape, duration, timing, etc of our traffic, no matter how encrypted still provides a wealth of information

23:16

if for instance, your laptop, desktop, phone, whatever; always did 10mbit of encrypted traffic with variations in timing, packet size, etc

23:16

i think you will soon discover if you ever get to the practical side of things that denying ALL INFORMATION to an undefined attacker is a function of infinite budgets.

23:16

in general, to keep 99% out of any attacker's hands you'll need to spend 100x what they spend.

23:17

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=05-01-2015#965701

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Logged on 05-01-2015 05:22:48; mircea_popescu: Fun noobs have a reputation of wishing to get involved in the most complex end of any matter first thing.

23:17

!s invert matrix

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2 results for 'invert matrix' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=invert+matrix

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xe4l has a background in information security consulting for fortune 100's

23:17

http://www.benzinga.com/news/14/02/4346277/bitcoins-shocking-resilience-and-achilles-heel << one of the most idiotic articles on btc

23:17

Bitcoin's Shocking Resilience and Achilles' Heel | Benzinga ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUONUo )

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"David Smith

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David is on track to retire in two years from investing in bitcoins. David wants to help you understand the once in a lifetime opportunity this digital currency revolution provides."

23:17

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-08-2014#811154 (naggum, of course)

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Logged on 27-08-2014 01:00:10; asciilifeform: 'pardon my cynical twist, but what are you doing with that 20,000×20,000 double-precision floating point matrix you say you need to invert _today_? If you answer "nutt'n, I jus kinda wondered what it'd be like, you know", you should be very happy that I am most likely more than 3000 miles away from you, or I would come over and slap you hard.'

23:17

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00066802 = 1.1356 BTC [-]

23:17

"david has a mental issue that makes him see vivid scenes from literature and also forces him to write about himself in the third person."

23:18

what I'm talking about is simply providing less information, right now all of our connectivity generates a substantional amount of noise that can be intperetered, my thought is to shift that to, they are transmitting and receiving or they aren't

23:19

i guess something on udp then

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xe4l: let's start with the fact that 10mb/s will instantly promote you to your isp's 'hog list' in some, if not all, isp

23:19

who is 'they', and what are you transmitting or receiving?

23:19

wasn't on a list the day before, and now you are.

23:19

asciilifeform now that's an excellent approach to make the point.

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asciilifeform: it was a crude example, a proper implementation would do fancy shaping, but normalize the overall traffic pattern; I'm sure residential providers wouldn't like this, but MPLS/VPLS, metro-e, routing over peering/IX - it's irrelevant

23:20

asciilifeform: what is comcast's 'secret' bandwidth cap these days? a few hundred gigabytes per month

23:20

mircea_popescu: i got a piece of junk mail once, advertising specially-made capsules (for folks who have no idea how to use a saw or glue?) for buring rifles.

23:21

mircea_popescu: picture the fool who buys this, with his credit card, has it sent, etc.

23:21

decimation 60 from what i hear.

23:21

over wireless you would pulse, your receiver would always transit and receive say 10mb every hour on teh hour

23:21

'whatamoron' - lizardhitler

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xe4l i don't get what the attacker is supposed to think here. "oh, it's ok, that's just what that weird node does" ?

23:23

xe4l: student exercise in traffic analysis. http://sleipnir.syari.net/pool/graphs.html?Month << litecoin miner graphs. say which ones are chumpnet-powered.

23:23

Syari.net - P2Pool Graphs ... ( http://bit.ly/1AUQl0H )

23:24

answer (rot13) - boivbhfyl, gur fvahfbvqf. qnl/avtug plpyr, znpuvarf trg fjvgpurq ba, bss. gur cynarg gheaf.

23:25

!up xe4l

23:27

<asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: i got a piece of junk mail once, advertising specially-made capsules (for folks who have no idea how to use a saw or glue?) for buring rifles. << Obvious hypothesis, they found a Wasp cache and kept the rifles

23:27

BingoBoingo: neh, cheap plasticky crap

23:27

chumpatron

23:27

with bait component

23:27

Ah

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like those magnets you stick to your gas tank to improve fuel economy

23:28

BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=07-01-2015#967925

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Logged on 07-01-2015 04:40:04; *: asciilifeform rather thinks that this is a military matter, where adversary can afford to ransack and search 100 houses but not 100,000, and hence his gathering bits of info - matters

23:28

Cheap is prolly fine as long as you use enough cosmoline and can find solvent, but yes. Selling specifically for rifles problematic.

23:29

mircea_popescu: oh the point would be that a sniffer would either see say 1mbit full duplex say ipsec traffic

23:30

xe4l: then enemy relocates to the other end of the connection and proceeds to do - whatever he was originally to do at your end

23:30

mircea_popescu: if the endpoint isn't doing anything, the software saturates the encrypted tunnel up to the same traffic volume/patter/protocol

23:30

think TOR but you always do 10mbit FD

23:31

no one can tell if your node is even doing anything or if it's just all white noise

23:31

'no one' ? lol

23:32

lol valid point, few organizations other than the NSA have any idea if data is moving or not

23:33

xe4l: You idea seems to introduce of getting v& for DDoS as plausible reason even if attacker can not tell your actual schtick

23:35

the idea is to reduce the number of data points that can be gathered from sniffing

23:46

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20250 @ 0.00066802 = 13.5274 BTC [-]

23:49

asciilifeform you realise searching 100k houses just "creates jobs" right ?

23:50

if it were a military matter they wouldn't cut the walls offhouses.

23:51

<xe4l> think TOR but you always do 10mbit FD << o that's what this is, you fixing what you read about tor vulnerabilities recently ?

23:53

;;calc 30 * 24 * 3600 * 10 / 8

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3240000

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mircea_popescu: haha, naw, TOR has a host of issues; this is merely a security layer if contemplated deploying

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