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"This downtime was the result of a BGP route leak by Internexa, an ISP in Latin America. Internexa accidentally directed large amounts of traffic destined for CloudFlare data centers around the world to a single data center in Medellín, Colombia. This was the result of Internexa announcing via BGP that their network, instead of ours, handled traffic for CloudFlare. This miscommunication caused a flood of traffic to quickly overwhelm

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

the data center in Medellín."

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

https://blog.cloudflare.com/route-leak-incident-on-october-2-2014/

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

hah hah

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

aah

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

(it should be noted that I'm two gin martinis down at this stage, so there's that)

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

I don't get it - want what back?

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

net so

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

https://i.imgur.com/XMJVk.jpg

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

such lulz, kako, such lulz :-P

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

SUCH STEALTH.

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

that or this - http://www.coindesk.com/latin-american-bitcoin-startup-moneero-exits-stealth-mode/

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

lol

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

but I suck at TA stuff

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

punkman: yeah, pretty sure we've bottomed out with Bitcoin

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

and we have a Python implementation of it

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

overview of ring signatures as they're implmeneted in Monero

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

http://lab.monero.cc/pubs/MRL-0003.pdf

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

we have a new research bulletin out (well, officially out on Monday)

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

:-P

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

I'm a creator not a cleaner

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2014-10-02

fluffypony

Vexual: I don't mop jizz, yo

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2014-09-30

fluffypony

wow.

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2014-09-30

fluffypony

much investment.

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2014-09-30

fluffypony

such investor.

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2014-09-30

fluffypony

lame.

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2014-09-30

fluffypony

link?

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

:-P

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

yeah, see my point?

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

but in doing so they mostly come across as "meh" instead of shocking

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

one would think so

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

they just take tidbits and snippets of red-neck society and then blow it completely out of proportion to try and make it "shocking"

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

nubbins`: well the thing is, they're not even satirical or funny

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

please don't link to Die Antwoord, nubbins`

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

ça va comme ci, comme ça :)

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

Ça va?

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2014-09-29

fluffypony

bonjour davout

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2014-09-28

fluffypony

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

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2014-09-28

fluffypony

u wot m8

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2014-09-28

fluffypony

shit just got SRS.

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

lulz

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

Funner is not a word

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

Cause on iPad

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

Jusr not paying much attention to the convo

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

I'm still here

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

xmj: yeah, call it 10 years or so:-P

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

xmj: met her when I was 28

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

<3

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

moriarty is best troll

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

Thing

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2014-09-27

fluffypony

bounce: its because they were designed when ancient and crummy infrastructure was still a thinf

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

before announcing it they should at least have a logo contest

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

damn straight

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

I hope someone made a logo

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

oh I see we're calling the Bash bug "ShellShock" now

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

I can't take these bugs seriously without a logo and an info site

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

mircea_popescu: are their English subs on that one at least?

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

especially people who think they've "invested" in a cryptocurrency because they bought some

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

same as the delusion of being an "investor"

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

http://i.imgur.com/BPGsKbc.jpg

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

not off the top of my head

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

and you haven't killed each other?

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

yes

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2014-09-25

fluffypony

davout's alive!

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

ok I'm out, cheers

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

and entered full on scamforums mode

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

yeah bitcointalk has gone way past eternal September

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

I am disappoint

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

where is the "fluffypony - a legend's legend?" forum post

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=790462.0

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

an overview

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

here

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

mircea_popescu: BitcoinExpress

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

xmj: not yet, it's on the list

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

xmj: good, FreeBSD compataibility is being mainained

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

:-P

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

also can I get hanbot for our "sustained paid PR campaign" ?

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

waste of a good shit-show if you ask me

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

and literally all we did was roll a couple of extra checkpoints just in case, and asked exchanges to suspend deposits / withdrawals on the presumption of fireworks

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

I was TOLD there would be fireworks

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

I was hopign for fireworks

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

BCX sucks

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

this entire "attack" has been such a fail

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

!bash 7

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

:-P

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

I had no idea you were all-in on Monero

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

oh shit I didn't even see that

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

where's that from

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2014-09-24

fluffypony

wait wut

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2014-09-20

fluffypony

38 on the richter scale

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2014-09-20

fluffypony

:(

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2014-09-20

fluffypony

that's my only claim to fame

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2014-09-20

fluffypony

I have a big penis

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2014-09-20

fluffypony

because cowrie shells aren't a scam

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2014-09-20

fluffypony

such scam

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2014-09-19

fluffypony

ikr

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2014-09-18

fluffypony

silly bot

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2014-09-18

fluffypony

!up Mrstickball

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2014-09-18

fluffypony

!up Mrstickball

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2014-09-18

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-18

fluffypony

peterl: I do

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2014-09-17

fluffypony

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bxs9rIyCEAAg8i_.jpg

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

but alas

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

I was hoping for dinner and a show

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

yet.

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

mostly becuse it doesn't exist

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

my rap music isn't obvious

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

heh

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

it's not him, it's me

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

but it didn't work out

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

I was in a pm with BingoBoingo briefly too

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

because I can do either

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

does it involve hookers and / or blackjack?

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

I'm interested in this self-qualification

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

is this a lubrication project?

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

:-P

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

true story

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

otherwise he'll steal your idea and enrich himself and his cronies

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

qq1932: make him sign an NDA

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

too much to do, too little time

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

hah hah

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

how goes it, pete_dushenski ?

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

hah hah

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

muhaahahahahahaaha

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

and bask in the glory of 0 lines from me

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2014-09-16

fluffypony

pete_dushenski: NOW READ

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

has everyone changed their password?

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

soooo

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

Proof of Burn (Coal and/or Wood only please)

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

SteampunkCoin

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

this is just begging to be turned into an altcoin

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

where errrrrone has iPads

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

it's irritating and pathetic, but welcome to 2014

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

yeah true

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

and the forum *worships* them

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

and push out a little code

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

so they become altcoin "developers"

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

but they can code...a little

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

they can't see things through to a finish, so they fail at life

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

there are a great deal of "developers" in the altcoin section that have *failed* at holding a job IRL

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

you know what I find that's REALLY interesting

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

then they become "developers" from kahn academy

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

hah hah

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

summary of the Bitcointalk altcoin section

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

"no wayz lets argue"

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

"I heard dev is actually Bin Laden reincarnated"

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

"nowayz, dev is amazing and shits solid platinum"

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

"XXXXXXXcoin is a scam!"

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

yup

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

bitcointalk is poison

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

here is fine

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

oh jesus don't these people have something better to do

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2014-09-13

fluffypony

wait what did I miss

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

makes me feel like its 2005 all over again

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

yeah just a pity that they use Google Code

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

https://code.google.com/p/corkami/source/detail?r=1906

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

oh this is cool

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

hold that thought, I need to eat something

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

I can give you a list of deps

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

you can create the port...since it compiles out the box it shouldn't need anything except fancy except pkg-descr, which I have already done

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-12

fluffypony

xmj: please do

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

probably more trouble than its worth

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

but at least it compiles and runs from github

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

xmj: had to pause it to do other stuff, will pick it up again tomorrow

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

O.o

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

I was going to go for greenpeace

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

nubbins`: at least they're being useful and helping with cleaning

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

and indian girls looking for free flight tickets

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

sometimes there is even pronz in the channel

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

you really should

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

welcome to b-a :-P

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

lol

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

yes

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

so the mitigation is the same

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

both are equally "susceptible"

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

for the same attack

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

so that less CPU is burnt

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

mircea_popescu: well Bitcoin's solution to the problem is to use SHA2

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

no, we theorised that the attack was possible

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

in the 0.03 seconds it takes the peer to verify the block you won't even have completed the handshake to send another block

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

so you get isolated

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

nobody will rebroadcast it

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

you'll get graylisted

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

no

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

rinse-repeat

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

when I graylist you then you have to reconnect to me from a new peer and submit a bad block

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

I have 12 peers connected to me

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

in other words

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

you can't reconnect as a new IP fast enough

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2014-09-11

*

fluffypony shakes head

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

or a SYN flood even

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

a LOIC attack woudl work

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

well that's what I'm saying - the block flooding DoS doesn't work

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

if you just want to DDoS them from a bandwidth perspective there are easier ways like LOIC

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

the point of the DoS is to burn CPU cycles and tie up the CPU of a peer

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

eventually

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

yes, but graylists expire

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

it graylists peers that try submit a bad block

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

it's too aggressive in its consensus code

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

the block flooding DoS attack doesn't work with Monero, at least not that we've been able to simulate

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

mircea_popescu: just taken from dga

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

if you're really interested in the inner workings

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

punkman: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3yoovsi0gk9n88a/cryptonight_tmp.pdf

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

punkman: it's not the only thing it uses

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

mircea_popescu: yes - but that's a capex cost, we're discussing the opex cost. At some point in the future when there actually are ASICs I suppose a ratio could be shown that includes the amortised cost of the hardware over time or something

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

which is most of the modern ones

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

CPUs perform well if they have AES-NI

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2014-09-11

fluffypony

mircea_popescu: not for CryptoNight, no

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