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00:03 BingoBoingo http://bitbet.us/bet/882/giancarlo-stanton-wins-nl-mvp/
00:03 assbot BitBet - Giancarlo Stanton wins NL MVP :: 0.08 B (35%) on Yes, 0.15 B (65%) on No | closed 1 week 5 days ago
00:04 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
00:04 gribble Current Blocks: 320259 | Current Difficulty: 2.7428630902257874E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 320543 | Next Difficulty In: 284 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 day, 15 hours, 10 minutes, and 20 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 29494409676.4 | Estimated Percent Change: 7.53147
00:09 xmj ben_vulpes: hey.
00:09 xmj ben_vulpes: My Dev environment here on this laptop consists of NGINX, some php-fpm, some apache/mod_php, uwsgi and even some manage.py runserver (all at the same time)
00:10 xmj ben_vulpes: this setup is a bit ... shall we call it legacy inspired. But yes. NGINX and uwsgi <3 it works.
00:11 xmj ben_vulpes: fwiw, I much prefer nginx to apache. saner configuration, much faster speed -by default.
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01:33 artifexd !s deeds
01:33 assbot 62 results for 'deeds' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=deeds
01:39 xmj fluffypony: do let me know if I can help you with that bitmonero port today
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01:56 fluffypony xmj: please do
01:58 xmj er
01:58 xmj fluffypony: do please let me know HOW I can help you with that bitmonero port today
01:58 fluffypony lol
01:59 fluffypony you can create the port...since it compiles out the box it shouldn't need anything except fancy except pkg-descr, which I have already done
02:00 fluffypony I can give you a list of deps
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02:34 xmj well, the idea is that you maintain the port and then get infected by the maintainership virus.
02:34 xmj heh.
02:34 fluffypony lol
02:34 fluffypony hold that thought, I need to eat something
02:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1650 @ 0.00075897 = 1.2523 BTC [+] {2}
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03:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.19989999 = 0.7996 BTC [+] {2}
03:29 xmj fluffypony: sure
03:29 * xmj runnig errands
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04:35 RagnarDanneskjol http://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-319-11851-2_5#page-1
04:35 assbot BlueWallet: The Secure Bitcoin Wallet - Springer
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04:52 fluffypony oh this is cool
04:52 fluffypony https://code.google.com/p/corkami/source/detail?r=1906
04:52 assbot r1906 - corkami - Reverse engineering & visual documentations - Google Project Hosting
04:52 RagnarDanneskjol ooh
04:56 RagnarDanneskjol !s corkami
04:56 assbot 2 results for 'corkami' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=corkami
04:56 RagnarDanneskjol thought it looked familiar
05:02 fluffypony yeah just a pity that they use Google Code
05:03 fluffypony makes me feel like its 2005 all over again
05:07 RagnarDanneskjol ha. yea googl code blows
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05:55 Vexual mech kittehz poised
05:56 Vexual serpentine eyes entombed in shell
05:56 Vexual i can't believe it's not haiku
05:56 Vexual ;;laserkittens
05:56 gribble ุ ₍˄.͡˳̫.˄₎ ุ ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew*
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06:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1276 @ 0.00054999 = 0.7018 BTC [-] {3}
06:13 Vexual ascii: choice of materials on this device indicate it might measure and or deliver potential when fully optioned
06:22 Vexual !up nubbins`
06:32 Vexual !up Namworld you're up early
06:42 Namworld Yeah, I get up early now.
06:43 Vexual more power
06:44 Namworld Eh, not really. Day is the same lenght, regardless of sleeping hours
06:45 Vexual yeah that too
06:54 jurov <asciilifeform> ... russian queer-haters. << that's perfect definition of moscow orthodox church, thanks
07:05 RagnarDanneskjol !up Namworld
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07:51 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: just woke up from the post bang nap << gangbang ? pics ?
07:53 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: not "which" python << lol you hear that zing asciilifeform ?
07:54 mircea_popescu mike_c: more like shit that can go wrong while making sense of the request itself. grep nginx changelogs for the last four years for plentiful examples << but not the same can be said of apache, because those 4 years are in 1988, and consequently not on the "internet". which makes the point about "newer is better" in spades.
07:55 mircea_popescu also mike, sometime do some anal on the correlation between s.mpoe and http://stats.bitcoin-assets.com/ another fucking random variable right there
07:55 assbot #bitcoin-assets stats
07:56 mircea_popescu mike_c: i printed out the source code 3 years ago and i retype it into each server i want to run nginx on to ensure no problems. << laugh all oyu will but when i was a kid this was exactly how you did it.
07:57 mircea_popescu http://33.media.tumblr.com/6836b6d0201ddcc9f42aedb1c10779fd/tumblr_mmtic3HdIk1qb5ov1o1_500.gif << this is not safe to watch.
07:59 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: http://deadspin << why not comment on bitbet ?
08:12 mircea_popescu "If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?"
08:12 mircea_popescu lol
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08:55 mircea_popescu lmao romanians are total fuckwits. so : in 2008, the pressure on local journalism university programmes was 6-7 teenagers per place. five years later, two thirds of local media outlets went out of business, aggregate local media audience dropped to a third (not by a third!) and virtually all professional journalists that were clueless enough to have been left started streetwalking on the side.
08:56 mircea_popescu the result ? pressure increased to 8 kids per place.
09:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12350 @ 0.00075826 = 9.3645 BTC [-]
09:17 mircea_popescu !up chalbersma
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09:46 mircea_popescu !up guntha
09:52 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I was hoping some people might try to guess the extent of the injuries. I dun think this late in the season it really affects his MVP chances. Dude has a solid lead on that.
09:54 mircea_popescu o, actually ?
09:54 mircea_popescu i'm iiignorant, i thought it was the kiss o' death
09:55 rithm one thing i've always disliked about xchat (or my setup) is that it doesn't log nick highlights
09:55 BingoBoingo Well there isn't much season left and he's been that dominant. Prolly out until next year at least though. Lacerations, broken bones, broken teeth reported this morning...
09:55 rithm my channel status changes, but i have to search the buffer and I'm too lazy for that
09:56 BingoBoingo If it would have happened last month he'd be out of the race. Happening this month... Prolly too late to derail.
09:57 mircea_popescu what do you mean doesn't log them
09:57 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo is mvp a purely technical measurement like batting average or is it a voted/popularity contest ?
09:59 BingoBoingo It's a voted thing the people with the best measurements usually win, but some years it gets controversial
10:00 BingoBoingo Usually it is the guys with better numbers beating popular guys
10:00 mircea_popescu well in that case injury after solid performance is by far the best he could do
10:00 mircea_popescu better than sustained solid performance even
10:00 BingoBoingo Seems so.
10:03 punkman possible namecheap alternative: https://www.namesilo.com/
10:05 punkman looks decent, no design derpage
10:07 BingoBoingo It seems like with Stanton's lead in the Home Run race, he could still finish the season with the most.
10:10 BingoBoingo http://undeadly.org/cgi?action=article&sid=20140912072316
10:10 assbot Energy-efficient bcrypt cracking
10:12 ThickAsThieves http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/12/us-usa-bitcoin-cftc-idUSKBN0H71FU20140912
10:12 assbot Bitcoin gets boost as U.S. watchdog approves first swap| Reuters
10:14 penguirker New blog post: http://contravex.com/2014/09/12/architecture-in-riga/
10:15 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves myeah.
10:15 ThickAsThieves http://i.imgur.com/17rR3VI.jpg
10:16 mircea_popescu ahahahaha no wai
10:19 mod6 hahah
10:21 penguirker New blog post: http://www.feedyes.com/premium.php
10:21 penguirker New blog post: http://www.feedyes.com
10:25 pete_dushenski howdy!
10:27 pete_dushenski logging up for 2 days ago...
10:27 RagnarDanneskjol hiya pete - how goes the trip
10:28 pete_dushenski heya RagnarDanneskjol! back home safe and sound now.
10:28 pete_dushenski trip was just right
10:28 pete_dushenski not too big, not too small
10:28 RagnarDanneskjol nice - a little travel can go a long way if done right
10:29 pete_dushenski mhm
10:30 mircea_popescu hey pete
10:31 pete_dushenski hey mircea_popescu
10:31 pete_dushenski how goes the battle?
10:31 rithm dj battle, rap battle, dance crew battle?
10:32 pete_dushenski nubbins`: Raymonds Restaurant << colour me intrigued!
10:32 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski great lol, reading the ro derpage of some guy explaining everyone how trilema is dead because "it has no comments"
10:33 mircea_popescu it's funny to contemplate how many doods hate me, and for what endless sort of terms.
10:33 mircea_popescu !up PeterL__
10:33 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: sounds like a blast :)
10:34 PeterL__ don't mind me, just lurking
10:34 mircea_popescu lurk away.
10:34 pete_dushenski considering that i can think of few personal blogs with more comments...
10:34 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski dude is giving himself as an example. the funny thing is that wordpress has a comment index, trilema is over 100k, his blog was 5k, but hey. HE rules.
10:35 mircea_popescu anyway, yes, im entertained. and riga looks great, nobody thinks of it as a vacation destination, but i don't recall ever hating it there.
10:36 pete_dushenski common question upon return:
10:36 pete_dushenski "why latvia?"
10:36 xmj pete_dushenski: why not?
10:36 pete_dushenski answer: "because i hadn't been there"
10:36 xmj that sounds like me.
10:36 mircea_popescu well yeah, they all want to go to ibiza, because "everyne goes there"
10:37 pete_dushenski plus, legal prostitution, eu standard of living, cheaper than west/central eu
10:37 mircea_popescu you know where everyone really goes ? to the fucking toilet. what reason to pick a vacation in the bathroom is that!
10:38 pete_dushenski everyone here goes to vegas, mexico, etc. just to get pissed
10:38 pete_dushenski thailand too, i suppose
10:39 pete_dushenski but that's not even just the kids, most "adults" from here as well
10:39 pete_dushenski but there's enough immigrants here that there's some worldliness if you look for it
10:40 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: and yes, the bathroom is "#1 hotspot"
10:40 pete_dushenski and ty to mircea_popescu and ThickAsThieves for the kind comments :)
10:41 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski seriously tho, that's when it begins, when the blog's a tool of self expression.
10:41 mircea_popescu "here's how i'd say this, here's how i'd write this, and here's how i'd blog this"
10:43 pete_dushenski hm yes, that rings true
10:46 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: jesus canucks are tought. << lol at least the ones here
10:46 mircea_popescu !up ziggla
10:46 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski you got you work cut for you now, what is it, 5 days of logs ?
10:47 ziggla thanks mirc
10:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23400 @ 0.00076334 = 17.8622 BTC [+]
10:48 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: i was keeping up until the 16 hours of flights and subsequent catching up with people/work
10:48 pete_dushenski on the 10th nao
10:48 mircea_popescu a not so bad
10:48 mircea_popescu ziggla sure. who're you ?
10:48 ziggla a bitbet user
10:48 ziggla who are you?
10:49 mircea_popescu a bitbet owner.
10:49 ziggla ha ok
10:49 ThickAsThieves heh
10:49 mircea_popescu lol i'm going to die as the lord of repartee
10:49 ThickAsThieves dealer meets user
10:49 ziggla maybe you can clarify something for me
10:49 mircea_popescu shoot
10:50 ziggla i'm confused about this silk road bet
10:50 ziggla when do we find out?
10:50 ThickAsThieves never it seems
10:50 mircea_popescu a that sore spot. well ideally we find out once the usg finally and publicly admits to having been owned, painfully and humiliatingly.
10:50 ziggla lol
10:51 ThickAsThieves see you shoulda just let me make the schrodinger bet
10:51 ThickAsThieves at least that wouldve resolved
10:51 ziggla when will they admit?
10:51 mircea_popescu but unideally, i will just unilaterally decide one side, and that will be what happened,
10:51 mircea_popescu irrespective of what the usg may falsely or accurately claim afterwards.
10:51 ziggla you will just decide?
10:52 mircea_popescu yea.
10:52 ziggla why don't you just cancel the whole thing if we don't find out?
10:52 ziggla seems like a big risk
10:52 mircea_popescu because the bet exists.
10:52 mircea_popescu the risk exists, but it lies with the usg.
10:52 mircea_popescu if it doesn't want to have to lie later, it better tell the truth now.
10:53 ziggla i don't get it
10:53 ziggla what would it lie about/?
10:53 mircea_popescu what price it sold the btc.
10:53 mircea_popescu after i make a decision, if their claims contradict that decision... they're lieing.
10:53 ThickAsThieves ziggla needs to know your version of the truth here
10:53 ziggla but i don't see the purpose of them lying
10:53 mircea_popescu well i don't have one.
10:53 mircea_popescu last fucking thing i want is to play the oracle for bureaucracies
10:53 mircea_popescu ziggla that's kinda what they do, tbh.
10:53 ziggla ha
10:54 ThickAsThieves <+ziggla> but i don't see the purpose of them lying /// are you like 11yo?
10:54 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: can you normally tell what's wrong with you, if something's wrong, and what food item was the cause, if you're sick ? << hilarious when people get food poisoning, blame it on last meal they ate, ignorant of bacteria with >1 week incubation periods (e. coli, listeria, etc.)
10:54 mircea_popescu anyway, what's the purpose of not publishing it afterwards ? after all that lead-up and promissory behaviour, o noes, we will ruin btc lalal.
10:54 ThickAsThieves there's always a purpose to lying
10:54 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski if you stfu and listen to your body, you can generally tell.
10:54 pete_dushenski and that they probably cross-contaminated something at home or at friend's house, not restaurant.
10:55 ThickAsThieves and always a lie to tell
10:55 ziggla seems easiest to not play oracle if you don't have to make any decisions about your thoughts of the usg if the bet is just cancelled
10:55 mircea_popescu ziggla the difference is that you perceive this theoretical 3rd way, of "cancelling bets". i don't.
10:55 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: perhaps you can, perhaps i can, perhaps other cannot
10:55 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski it definitely doesn't work 100%, sure.
10:56 ziggla i'm sure bets have been cancelled on bitbet before
10:56 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: people just wanna blame someone or something else anyways, eg. the joo
10:56 ThickAsThieves bets have been cancelled
10:56 ThickAsThieves rare tho
10:56 mircea_popescu ziggla not that many, and not usually in a contention.
10:56 mircea_popescu generally a bet gets cancelled early on, cause w/e, it was miswritten
10:56 PeterL__ didn't somebody submit a foia request for the price? have they still not heard back?
10:57 mircea_popescu but there's a legitimate contention here, no way to cancel.
10:57 mircea_popescu PeterL__ multiple people. the 30 day term has been exceeded. by 50+ days.
10:57 ThickAsThieves the USMS acknowledged they have had many public inquiries as to the info
10:57 ThickAsThieves and said theyd give a statement early Aug
10:57 ThickAsThieves that never happened
10:57 ziggla yes, so we wait for them to release this info
10:57 ziggla but they haven't
10:57 ziggla just wonderring how long we wait
10:57 PeterL__ rules are for the peons
10:57 mircea_popescu ziggla can't wait forever, obviously. but the alternative is imo worse.
10:57 ThickAsThieves so now a few people have FOIA requests pending
10:58 ThickAsThieves as you can see with the latet NYDFS update
10:58 ThickAsThieves ,
10:58 ziggla it's pretty easy to cancel imo
10:58 mircea_popescu PeterL__ it's funny you know because they walked right into it, they were all "o we hve a pr stragety, here's how we'll crush bitcoin's image lalal"
10:58 ThickAsThieves USG isnt really giving info feedback on bitcoin anything
10:58 ziggla sorry folks, this bet is unresolvable. usg won't release the info. it has been 3 months. we will refund the bets.
10:58 ziggla seems easy enough
10:58 ThickAsThieves it is resolvable
10:59 mircea_popescu ziggla well in that sense driving into the wall is easy, just turn the weel and push the gas.
10:59 ThickAsThieves it is merely unresolved
10:59 mircea_popescu running a business doing that is a lot harder
10:59 PeterL__ reminds me of interacting with the IRS "Please submit this info within 3 days or else huge fine, expect a response in 12-16 weeks, maybe"
10:59 ThickAsThieves yeah pretty much
10:59 ziggla yes, it is resolvable. i wish the USG would just cooperate so we can know
10:59 mircea_popescu PeterL__ i still regret no judge made their email thing precendent. "from now on, an y taxpayer may just pretend they lost the emails"
10:59 ThickAsThieves NYDFS needs 3mos to fabricate the bitcoin research they said they already did
10:59 mircea_popescu ziggla makes 2 of us
10:59 mircea_popescu or whatever, 50 million
11:00 ThickAsThieves USMS needs more apparently to fabricate a reality where whatever story they give about the auction will seem true
11:00 mircea_popescu personally, i'm waiting for the drama bubble to pop.
11:01 ThickAsThieves drama bubble?
11:01 mircea_popescu very good drama in the whole auction thing. lots and lots.
11:01 mircea_popescu just need someone to get it together and leak the emails and sutff already
11:01 ThickAsThieves dont the losers deserve to know?
11:01 mircea_popescu totally.
11:01 ziggla mircea, just curious what you think the price was in case you decide to resolve the bet rather than an official release from USMS
11:01 ziggla i'd like to know if i stand to win or not
11:01 ziggla i also don't agree with that methodology either way
11:01 mircea_popescu ziggla i have nfi yet. i deliberately avoided the topic, because why prejudge
11:02 ziggla justc curious
11:02 mircea_popescu anyway, if you're curiuous re precedent, the bfl scammers put 500 btc on a delivery bet early on in bitbet's history
11:02 ThickAsThieves i used to be sure he overpaid, but he was so fukn tightlipped to every direct question on the price
11:02 mircea_popescu then they failed to deliver but tried to claim that "it's unresolvable"
11:03 mircea_popescu some scamsites working with them to help them skewer noobs aquiesced, which ruined their reputation. bitbet did not.
11:03 ThickAsThieves its just "off", this auction
11:03 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves if nothing else, there's going to be an investor report, not like he's mp spending his own money.
11:03 ThickAsThieves does that other bet site exist anymore?
11:03 mircea_popescu arguably.
11:03 ThickAsThieves or did they just reskin to betmoose?
11:03 ziggla 500 btc is different than like 7 btc. the silk road bet isn't for much. don't think tim draper or the usms is scamming newbs on bitbet here
11:04 mircea_popescu ziggla its not really germane, when discussing precedent. and yes, i do think usms is scamming.
11:04 ziggla so if they are going to lie and scam, you think they will try to inflate the price they received?
11:04 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves afaik betmoose is the attempt to "prove me wrong" of some guy that was pissed that i despise the "marketplace model"
11:04 ziggla that's the only point of lying i see
11:05 mircea_popescu ziggla it's complicated.
11:05 mircea_popescu originally it was going to be "nobody wanted to bid so we just gave it to our friends to help us "enforce" price policy"
11:05 ThickAsThieves they also have an asston more coin to sell
11:05 mircea_popescu but then that fell through. now, how exactly it fell through... it's not clear.
11:05 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves so they claim.
11:05 ziggla interesting
11:05 mircea_popescu so far, it's unclear they've even delivered this batch
11:05 ThickAsThieves they did at least transmit coins
11:06 mircea_popescu maybe.
11:06 mircea_popescu someone moved some coins.
11:06 ThickAsThieves right
11:06 ziggla pretty sure the transaction to tim draper was confirmed
11:06 mircea_popescu ziggla confirmed, how ?
11:06 ziggla i thought i saw articles
11:06 ThickAsThieves he never signed from the waller
11:06 ThickAsThieves t
11:06 mircea_popescu ziggla your standard of proof may be weak.
11:06 ziggla i guess i haven't looked into it too closely
11:06 ThickAsThieves not that he has an identity to prove it
11:07 mircea_popescu that's kinda the problem, noobs wanna pretend like they're playing this crypto currency game.
11:07 mircea_popescu except they want to do it with clay pots.
11:08 ziggla at the end of the day, rather than wait potentially forever for a small profit or loss, i'd prefer to just receive my bet money back. it's just a long wait and i have no other bitcoins to bet so i can't even place more bets that i'd like to right now.
11:08 mircea_popescu i hear you.
11:08 mircea_popescu if you will, take solace in the concept that a fiat investment arrived in contention can trivially lock your funds for a decade+
11:08 ThickAsThieves i know i'm biased, but i cant look at the betmoose web design long enough to attempt using it
11:08 mircea_popescu and we're not even a year in here.
11:09 artifexd <ThickAsThieves> and said theyd give a statement early Aug << Maybe they did give a statement. They held a press conference on the back loading dock at 3 am on a Tuesday and forgot to call the press... or anybody.
11:10 mircea_popescu that's not giving.
11:10 ThickAsThieves nah they have a feed for PR
11:10 ThickAsThieves right on the website
11:10 mircea_popescu when was the auction again ? june wasn't it ?
11:10 ThickAsThieves announced may i think
11:10 ThickAsThieves i forget
11:10 mircea_popescu yeah they announced draper like 1st of july
11:10 mircea_popescu so they should have responded by 1st of august
11:11 mircea_popescu thern they said they'll break the law, but do it by end of august
11:11 mircea_popescu and here's semptember.
11:11 mircea_popescu anyway, it's also possible someone sued, which is frequent in these auctions
11:11 mircea_popescu the auction won't be settled until all claims are resolved.
11:11 asciilifeform only way the truth (tm) comes out is if more than a few of the players involved are thoroughly pwned, rooted, results trotted out.
11:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform being worked on i hear.
11:12 asciilifeform and even then only if the culprits hanged upside down, wired to the mains by the balls, and admit the data genuine.
11:12 ziggla OK. well maybe if it's not solved for like 5 years and i end up winning it will be worth a lot more at that time
11:12 ziggla bitbet is like a bank
11:12 mircea_popescu ziggla this was said before.
11:12 ziggla but i guess then i have to trust bitbet will remain solvent and hold my coins securely
11:13 ziggla which is kind of worrisome, no offense
11:13 mircea_popescu in principle, if your credit / wot ratings are good, you should be able to use the proof of holding the bet you made as collateral with a gpg contract
11:13 ThickAsThieves auction announced june 13 ftr
11:13 mircea_popescu i see no impediment to this secondary market developing, rather than forcing me to do stupid shit.
11:13 ThickAsThieves held on Jun 27
11:13 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves yeah that's it.
11:14 mircea_popescu ziggla bitbet isn't going anywhere.
11:14 ThickAsThieves <+ziggla> which is kind of worrisome, no offense /// insult is the sincerest compliment
11:14 mircea_popescu i ain't insulted lol
11:15 ziggla i don't think any credit agency or bank would take my funds on bitbet as a securely held asset of mine.
11:15 kakobrekla !s bitbet audit
11:15 assbot 10 results for 'bitbet audit' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=bitbet+audit
11:15 ziggla maybe if we had a GSA or something
11:15 mircea_popescu ziggla a bitcoin bank might.
11:15 mircea_popescu if you knew one / one existed.
11:16 kakobrekla ziggla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-04-2014#608481
11:16 assbot Logged on 07-04-2014 20:18:41; bitcoinpete_: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/results-of-first-bitbet-audit-april-7-2014/
11:16 ThickAsThieves btcjam would
11:16 ThickAsThieves ;)
11:16 ziggla i guess in my opinion the most fair result is to just cancel/refund the bets at a certain point. prefer not to wait forever
11:16 mircea_popescu well yeah, but sadly things can't always work the way we'd like them to.
11:17 mircea_popescu the arabs want women that stay virgins, never bleed and are made of translucent flesh
11:17 mircea_popescu !up ziggla
11:17 ziggla ha. i think its pretty easy to make them work that way
11:17 ziggla but i guess it should be what the masses want
11:18 ziggla i am flexible, just want everyone to be happy and feel satisfied
11:19 ThickAsThieves ever considered a porn career?
11:19 ziggla yes
11:19 ziggla but i have a small penis
11:19 ThickAsThieves :)
11:19 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/03MAB12.txt )
11:19 ThickAsThieves !b 5
11:19 ziggla maybe there's a role out there for us dudes with 3 inch cocks
11:19 ThickAsThieves sry
11:20 asciilifeform not everyone on the stage needs one at all...
11:20 ThickAsThieves there surely is a role
11:20 ziggla its wide like a soup can though
11:20 ThickAsThieves Soupcan Sue
11:20 ziggla maybe can make a bit. Will ziggla get a role in a porn movie by June 2015?
11:20 ThickAsThieves there's your porn name
11:20 ziggla i'd probably bet no
11:21 ziggla and if i lost, i'd still win cause at least i'd be in a porn movie
11:21 mircea_popescu ziggla> but i have a small penis << this is no impediment, so does stoya
11:21 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: why not just buy shipping containers then. not so expensive, can be stacked... << http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/01/30/shipping-container-house-vancouver_n_4697469.html
11:21 assbot Shipping Container Housing Community To Grow In Vancouver
11:21 ziggla who is stoya
11:21 mircea_popescu !s stoya
11:21 assbot 16 results for 'stoya' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=stoya
11:21 ziggla pretty sure there's a female pornstar named stoya
11:22 ThickAsThieves oh those reading vids are great
11:22 kakobrekla here we have an ugly one called 'la toya'
11:22 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: fiberglass toxic << yes << just insulation or… canoe?
11:22 ThickAsThieves http://hystericalliterature.com/stoya/
11:23 asciilifeform re: container houses piece << classic chumpatron. put up steel container on empty lot to live in -> illegal, confiscated. bezzlamatic cuts costs for self by using shipping containers (painted to look like house) -> 'amazing company, innovators!'
11:23 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
11:23 ThickAsThieves lol https://www.betmoose.com/bet/bitcoin-cryptography-broken-in-2015-791
11:23 assbot Bitcoin Cryptography Broken in 2015 - BetMoose
11:23 mircea_popescu asciilifeform quite
11:24 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves thing got rejected on bitbet recently i think ?
11:25 ThickAsThieves hilarious, if Yes, then your winnings are worthless
11:25 ziggla i just went to that bitmooose site. it's lol
11:25 ziggla betmoose*
11:26 asciilifeform in any and all anglo-reich tendrils, a house is required to cost at least 2-3 years of the expected occupant's entire wage. break this rule, they break your neck.
11:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform recall the case of the people making that very cheap wholly natural house, being ordered to destroy it ?
11:28 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: 2-3? more like 5-7
11:28 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: 2-3 around here
11:28 mircea_popescu was based on some high fiction popular work, the hobbit or w/e
11:28 asciilifeform http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eco-friendly-hobbit-house-must-demolished-3931069
11:28 assbot Eco-friendly 'Hobbit house' must be DEMOLISHED as council rules it illegal - Mirror Online
11:28 mircea_popescu ^
11:29 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: lol hobbits… so about that fiberglass toxicity?
11:29 pete_dushenski fiberglass has applications and uses outside of insulation
11:29 mircea_popescu it's not relly toxic, more like noxious. the glass itself is harmless silica, but the shape it has allows it to mechanically breach the skin,
11:29 mircea_popescu and cause lung and respiratory tract serious issues
11:29 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: loose fibers. itchy.
11:29 pete_dushenski like asbestos then
11:29 asciilifeform precisely like asbestos (which the fiberglass makers had banned)
11:30 mircea_popescu no, asbestos is toxic.
11:30 pete_dushenski and ya, itchy dusty bits are no bueno
11:30 asciilifeform no prizes for guessing why they banned
11:30 asciilifeform asbestos is inert
11:30 ziggla ha i see that betmoose site cancelled the silk road bet. hmmmmm
11:30 asciilifeform but irritating mechanically, just like fiberglass
11:30 mircea_popescu asciilifeform from what i know it actually is not, and seems to trigger a type of lung cancer in some people
11:30 asciilifeform no need for poison to trigger cancer
11:30 asciilifeform just churn cell inventory in an organ ahead of schedule
11:30 asciilifeform whittle telomeres.
11:31 mircea_popescu so mesothelioma ?
11:31 asciilifeform that's how.
11:31 mircea_popescu i guess thios is true, after all. protective cover.
11:31 mircea_popescu hm. well til.
11:32 mircea_popescu ty :)
11:33 ThickAsThieves wow i'd rage if they tore down my hobbit home
11:33 ThickAsThieves it had been up years by the time
11:33 mircea_popescu "this is my house where i go to play with my graphs!"
11:34 ThickAsThieves lol
11:34 ThickAsThieves how can one troll without a troll house?!
11:34 asciilifeform in totalitarian reich, it's not 'your' home and they aren't 'your' children
11:34 asciilifeform both belong to the state-god-emperor.
11:35 asciilifeform aka 'community', 'the people', whatever name-of-the-day.
11:35 ThickAsThieves homeland
11:35 asciilifeform vaterland.
11:36 asciilifeform most you can hope to own, in original sense of that word, is - your arse. and that's only if you abscond with it before someone finds a better use (e.g., biodiesel.)
11:36 ThickAsThieves mother and father are confused now, so best to avoid engendering words
11:37 mircea_popescu ziggla so what do you do, other than betting all your coins ?
11:37 mircea_popescu or so the imperial dream goes.
11:37 mircea_popescu back when i was a kid, you had to try and imagine what the inquisition looked like. nowadays, you just need to check out "porn" http://31.media.tumblr.com/101eab0b3b90b3fe81916c5e95ea962a/tumblr_mr66avsy7w1s3rid7o1_1280.jpg
11:37 asciilifeform what a terrible chop job
11:38 asciilifeform who does the bottom half belong to?
11:38 asciilifeform 'gladiator' ?
11:39 mircea_popescu "the departament of motherland security"
11:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you tihnk ?
11:39 mircea_popescu if this particular shot is fake, which i guess is possible, the thing still exists and i've seen it before.
11:39 asciilifeform every time i see the bed of nails i think of the soviet caricature
11:40 asciilifeform n00b goes to india to learn yoga (the -real- yoga, that lets you take a day's break from breathing and talk to the gods, in imagination of homo sovieticus)
11:40 asciilifeform he finds the guru, sitting on the mandatory bed-o-nails
11:40 cazalla that image looks like a screencap from an insex video
11:40 asciilifeform guru gets up, leads n00b to a plank with a single very sharp nail.
11:41 asciilifeform 'you gotta start small.'
11:41 mircea_popescu anyway, if you reject my bed of nails, here's a domestic black servant girl as a replacement. http://31.media.tumblr.com/6d2383b64bd6de9018e867b5aaf31633/tumblr_mxmms3ViO51s65rzwo2_250.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/e2b0e7664e2e4d64c5a4d8352c9d0bfa/tumblr_mxmms3ViO51s65rzwo1_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/4d6b7bd5912313cf6ceda23ca4a442de/tumblr_mxmms3ViO51s65rzwo3_250.gif http://38.media.tumblr.com/fac9f44da82f3a48
11:41 mircea_popescu 33fceac722353afd/tumblr_mxmms3ViO51s65rzwo4_250.gif
11:41 mircea_popescu ah the "first one ?"
11:41 mircea_popescu hehe
11:41 mircea_popescu cazalla im pretty sure it's the armory repackaged by insex.
11:44 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: twould be grand if life could go on without condoms << well, this is sort of the way life starts, y'know?
11:45 pete_dushenski and weren't you all "i dunno about $conference because bun in oven?" a few months ago?
11:45 pete_dushenski ;;later tell ben_vulpes ^
11:45 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:48 pete_dushenski mthreat: has mircea_popescu been to vancouver recently? http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/so-thats-what-they-meant-by-the-beast-will-rise-up << teh lulz!
11:48 assbot A Statue Of Satan With A Huge Erection Has Appeared In Vancouver For Some Reason
11:51 ThickAsThieves http://freeross.org/ulbricht-defense-calls-for-evidentiary-hearing-re-server/
11:51 assbot Ulbricht Defense calls for Evidentiary Hearing to Resolve Server question | Free Ross Ulbricht
11:53 asciilifeform 'A simple “no” in answer to questions regarding NSA involvement could end the controversy. The government’s failure to answer generates a presumption that either “no” would not be a candid response or the prosecutors do not know the answer.'
11:53 asciilifeform all usg needs to do is say 'no' ?
11:53 asciilifeform and everyone will be convinced, yes.
11:54 ThickAsThieves yeah that bothered me too
11:54 mircea_popescu lol i'm not satan!
11:54 ThickAsThieves parallel parallel construction?
11:55 ThickAsThieves USG might be that meta!
11:55 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves caught in their own web of parallels.
11:57 chetty <mircea_popescu> lol i'm not satan!// just his little brother
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 11.43088072 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 994 satoshi per share
12:03 mircea_popescu just because i'm old doesn't mean i'm involved with all the jewish agitprop :D
12:03 mircea_popescu see jurov ?
12:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.40997627 BTC to 15`381 shares, 9167 satoshi per share
12:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 2.26113278 BTC to 29`438 shares, 7681 satoshi per share
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12:20 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: teh jooz run everything. cept bitcoin << tell that to goldberg ;) trilema.com/2014/the-sharp-friar-and-the-golden-jew-discuss-your-options/
12:26 mircea_popescu http://beranger.org/ludditus/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/logo.png << who knows this dog ?
12:34 pete_dushenski https://twitter.com/pete_dushenski/status/510466545014046720
12:35 assbot Enjoyed /PeterDiamandis' talk last night. Can't wait for him to join the Bitcoin fray, starting with bitcoin-assets: http://t.co/bsMbRCfy9J
12:35 asciilifeform 'Passionate about innovation and creating a world of Abundance.' << lol!
12:36 pete_dushenski yil: diamandis is an asteroid mining, spacexing, self-proclaimed "capitalist libertarians" who is a big believer in bitcoin and is going to be launching a bitcoin something soon
12:37 asciilifeform chap should get on with drowning honourably aboard a seastead or stfu...
12:38 * asciilifeform intensely allergic to 'silicon valley' state religion.
12:39 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: lol ya and he's pro-gmo because "no one hurt yet"
12:40 asciilifeform once you utter 'pro-' or 'anti-gmo' you're swallowed the stupid pill.
12:40 pete_dushenski also: "wait until you see what the third world invents when they get internet access"
12:40 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: how do you figure? re gmo
12:41 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-08-2014#800342
12:41 assbot Logged on 18-08-2014 16:08:14; asciilifeform: gmo foods << a term annoying as all hell. there are no 'gmo foods
12:42 pete_dushenski lab-modified-foods then?
12:42 asciilifeform focusing on the fact of modification, rather than specific purpose, is idiotic.
12:42 pete_dushenski naively engineered top-down slop?
12:43 pete_dushenski so is calling bitcoin crypto-currency
12:43 asciilifeform the only extant commercial mods are - to help the plant resist megatonnes of poisonous crud poured on top.
12:43 pete_dushenski so is calling a crossover vehicle a truck
12:44 pete_dushenski also aridity
12:44 asciilifeform it's precisely like calling bitcoin a 'crypto-currency', as if there were other similar apparatus worth mentioning, sitting on the shelf next to it.
12:45 pete_dushenski right. ok so let's clean up the language and go with "lmo"
12:45 pete_dushenski ;;ud lmo
12:45 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LMO | LMO. Acronym of the phrase 'Let's Move On'. Most commonly used in three contexts: 1. To express the idea of accepting an event 2. To change the topic of ...
12:45 pete_dushenski lol fitting
12:45 pete_dushenski ;;ud gmo
12:45 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gmo | 1. genetically modified orgasm. 2. to have a fake orgasm. "I just found out my girlfriend has been GMOing on me." "Jenna Jameson is the queen of GMOing.".
12:46 pete_dushenski jenna's up there all right
12:46 asciilifeform american propaganda schools have an interesting term of art,
12:46 asciilifeform 'teaching the controversy'
12:47 asciilifeform once you've been 'taught the controversy' - that is, convincing that there -even is- reasonable debate among informed people, on a particular subject - the lie becomes a kind of half-truth, automagically
12:47 asciilifeform because suddenly, there is (or you think there is) a debate. with 'sides.'
12:47 asciilifeform (at least two! of which the artist controls at least 1...)
12:47 pete_dushenski myeah. or both
12:48 pete_dushenski but i must be going. cheers b-a!
12:48 asciilifeform if controversy is manufactured from whole cloth, in empty space, then typically - both.
12:49 asciilifeform https://twitter.com/PeterDiamandis << revolting spam. mega-vomit.
12:49 assbot Peter Diamandis (PeterDiamandis) | Twitter
12:50 ThickAsThieves "Want to become a billionaire? Then find a way to help a billion people."
12:50 asciilifeform there's not a single post where the 'parody horizon' isn't crossed or at least approached...
12:51 asciilifeform there are more people who miss required classes in marx-leninism than there ever will be people who will miss the silicon valley crapolade.
12:52 ThickAsThieves a salesman is but a caricature
12:55 ThickAsThieves http://www.coindesk.com/tim-draper-bitcoins-price-still-headed-10k/
12:55 assbot Tim Draper: Bitcoin's Price Still Headed to $10k
12:55 ThickAsThieves “I guess the markets aren’t seeing what I am seeing. An entire economy is being rebuilt. I have a price target of $10,000 in three years. Even that may be pessimistic.”
13:00 asciilifeform what does $1 usd cost in soviet rubles? zimbabwe dollars ?
13:00 asciilifeform and does anyone care ?
13:01 xmj no.
13:02 ThickAsThieves well...
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13:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00075704 = 2.0062 BTC [-]
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14:04 xmj ben_vulpes: around?
14:15 ben_vulpes not really
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15:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform> focusing on the fact of modification, rather than specific purpose, is idiotic. << focusing on female immodesty rather than the specific excuse idem ?
15:01 mircea_popescu !up jenninsea
15:02 mircea_popescu <assbot> Tim Draper: Bitcoin's Price Still Headed to $10k << "I read some stuff on BitBet let me tell you it" FIFH
15:06 jenninsea ty mircea_popescu
15:06 mircea_popescu yw.
15:11 mircea_popescu !up bhcoins
15:11 The20YearIRCloud RS Div: 0.00002808 per share on 2014-09-13
15:11 The20YearIRCloud Just in case there's any RENT investors here
15:11 mircea_popescu assbot reports hl divs
15:12 The20YearIRCloud Ah
15:12 mike_c !t h rent
15:12 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00449998 / 0.00449998 / 0.00449998 (4 shares, 0.01799992 BTC), 7D: 0.00365223 / 0.0041741 / 0.00489000 (1195 shares, 4.98804710 BTC), 30D: 0.00320001 / 0.00411841 / 0.00489000 (10651 shares, 43.86522841 BTC)
15:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: specific excuse idem << this is more like the fabled pestholes where female dies of appendicitis unless a female appendectomist can be found, because 'modesty.'
15:16 mircea_popescu but the point remains. what exactly is so fundamentally wrong with focusing on the fact of modification rather than "purpose" ?
15:16 mircea_popescu who the fuck cares what the purpose is, generally speaking
15:17 asciilifeform purpose+effect - rather than 'uses godless tech, must be satanic'
15:17 mircea_popescu it would seem to me it's the job of the proponents to communicate that
15:17 mircea_popescu if they fail, their failure can't be held against the conservative mind.
15:18 asciilifeform the proponents (there's exactly 1, monsanto corp. and its subcontractors) are happily and silently raking in the $$$
15:18 mircea_popescu and sane people are happily and silently banning them.
15:18 asciilifeform proponents of what is currently permitted in bezzlandia, that is
15:18 mircea_popescu homeostasis
15:19 asciilifeform except - they aren't banning monsanto garbage. they're banning 'gmo.'
15:19 mircea_popescu yup. tis how the world works.
15:20 mircea_popescu borrowing from the future, always.
15:20 mircea_popescu it's "too expensive" and "not user friendly" to proceed properly.
15:21 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/ << there's actually a cool reddit.
15:22 The20YearIRCloud 7.49% dividend yield based on current price, and we still have one more property to renovate from the original money
15:30 kakobrekla mk price + div - ipo price = ?
15:32 mike_c -0.00085027
15:32 kakobrekla btcalpha saves the day
15:33 mike_c ;;calc -.00085027 / 0.0055
15:33 gribble -0.154594545455
15:46 mircea_popescu http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2014/09/paulsboro_police_settle_with_three_brothers_in_alleged_assault_case.html
15:46 assbot Paulsboro police settle with three brothers in alleged assault case | NJ.com
15:47 mircea_popescu nj police steals 20k from random people ; nj residents get to pay for their salary ; for their paid leave ; for the court cost ; for the damages.
15:53 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/ofjksF0.jpg
15:55 nubbins` mp, i've been thinking about this massive problem for a while now
15:55 mircea_popescu http://33.media.tumblr.com/b63301154fbd9241bf7c89af8ca31db3/tumblr_mxggb9heKL1ra163eo1_500.gif
15:55 mircea_popescu lol wtf is that
15:55 nubbins` the state fucks you up, your only recourse is to sue, which itself is detrimental to you as well as those around you
15:55 asciilifeform nice lathework!
15:56 nubbins` it's "if men in fighting games dressed like women"
15:56 nubbins` not bad rly. i wouldn't fuckin fight that guy
15:56 mircea_popescu i would lol
15:56 mircea_popescu looks like an easy fight
15:57 nubbins` sure, but if you miss the dick on your first strike, you're goin down
15:57 mircea_popescu orly ?
15:58 nubbins` them muscles didn't grow themselves
15:58 nubbins` well. i mean. they did
15:58 nubbins` but y'know what i'm trying to say
15:58 kakobrekla mp shows him his dick and nigga faints?
15:59 mircea_popescu lol but i dun get it, what's the dick going to do to me ? not like i'm a woman.
15:59 mircea_popescu do you also fear elephants ?
15:59 nubbins` tf?
15:59 mircea_popescu !ud tf
15:59 mircea_popescu ;;ud tf
15:59 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tf | The Fuck. Most commonly used as a shortened WTF. However, TF is used in instances when WTF takes too long to be said. TF is also used in a more exc...
16:00 nubbins` what's his dick got to do with it?
16:00 nubbins` women don't fight with their tits
16:00 mircea_popescu you never met one with big tits then
16:00 kakobrekla save on the "w", spend on the "!ud tf" and ";;ud tf".
16:00 nubbins` heh
16:00 nubbins` kakobrekla new math
16:01 nubbins` bbl jazz cigarette
16:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 154 @ 0.00389517 = 0.5999 BTC [-] {9}
16:07 The20YearIRCloud now our yield is almost 9%
16:09 mike_c the lower the price goes the higher the yield! :)
16:09 kakobrekla lol
16:10 The20YearIRCloud yeah, so exciting
16:11 mike_c are you doing more issuances?
16:12 nubbins` The20YearIRCloud i ;;later told you a tracking number a couple days ago, did you receive it?
16:14 The20YearIRCloud Yes
16:15 nubbins` ok!
16:16 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "1BTC >= $10,000 USD" http://bitbet.us/bet/635/ Odds: 9(Y):91(N) by coin, 15(Y):85(N) by weight. Total bet: 813.28919187 BTC. Current weight: 18,995.
16:23 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/ Odds: 91(Y):9(N) by coin, 88(Y):12(N) by weight. Total bet: 91.96707126 BTC. Current weight: 15,533.
16:27 mircea_popescu mike_c he got a bank loc iirc.
16:29 kakobrekla hm
16:29 kakobrekla []bot is missing bets
16:30 kakobrekla is it feed by twitter? that would explain it
16:42 mircea_popescu was it artifexd 's ?
16:43 artifexd Yes it is fed by twitter
16:43 mircea_popescu best feed it by rss if possible
16:44 mircea_popescu twitter is, in so many words, a pos.
16:44 asciilifeform piece of sale...
16:44 asciilifeform (point of shit?)
16:45 artifexd Yeah. I see the rss feeds for resolved and new bets. I don't see an rss feed for bets placed.
16:45 kakobrekla and rss is so great the author offed himself.
16:45 mircea_popescu lol
16:45 artifexd Is there an rss feed for bets placed?
16:45 kakobrekla and half of asset issuer on mpex has or is interested in putting current through brain.
16:46 asciilifeform recall how naggum paid for his crime of sgml.
16:46 mircea_popescu kakobrekla is there a new bets rss ?
16:46 asciilifeform lulz
16:47 * asciilifeform reveals that he has not, in recent times, succumbed to the temptation of connecting current to brain
16:47 kakobrekla the twitter has it no ? :D
16:47 mircea_popescu kakobrekla help the man lol
16:47 mircea_popescu ;;ud spastic pussy
16:47 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spastic%20Pussy | Nov 11, 2013 ... When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and ...
16:48 * asciilifeform waits for obligatory mention of dogs and their geometry / deadlock phenomenon
16:54 asciilifeform and of course, the undying legend of said bug applying to human.
16:56 asciilifeform http://pastebin.com/8d55BT9v << example from well-known work of fiction
16:56 assbot From Jerzy Kosinksy's The Painted Bird - Pastebin.com
16:57 mircea_popescu ahhh pecans
16:58 asciilifeform (and yes i do know herr kosinsky cribbed it)
16:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it does happen to young women, sometimes.
16:58 asciilifeform as pictured here ?
16:58 mircea_popescu yeah
16:59 mircea_popescu ;;google vaginismus
16:59 gribble Vaginismus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus>; Vaginismus: Causes, Symptoms, and Treatment - WebMD: <http://www.webmd.com/women/guide/vaginismus-causes-symptoms-treatments>; Vaginismus.com: Home: <https://www.vaginismus.com/>
16:59 asciilifeform well yes
16:59 asciilifeform but would need threaded cock for the locking action.
16:59 mircea_popescu well depends how bad it gets but ya
17:01 * asciilifeform still finds the picturesque scene in 'bird' implausible.
17:06 mircea_popescu which was that again ?
17:15 BingoBoingo %t
17:15 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 205 Ask: 221 Last Price: 205 24h-Vol: 8k High: 205 Low: 205 VWAP: 204
17:17 kakobrekla artifexd http://bitbet.us/rss/betsbets/ ?
17:17 assbot BitBet Bets
17:17 artifexd Sweet. Is that new?
17:17 mircea_popescu nah
17:18 kakobrekla i just made it
17:18 mircea_popescu oh :D
17:18 artifexd So the three feeds are new, resolved, betsbets? I can work with that.
17:19 kakobrekla yea
17:19 kakobrekla something like that
17:19 kakobrekla one only is new
17:19 kakobrekla the betsbets thingy
17:21 artifexd Roughly how long is the delay between a block being broadcast and bitbet updating the feed with bets contained therein?
17:22 kakobrekla a minute
17:22 artifexd Okey dokey
17:23 kakobrekla you can hit that feed as often as you like
17:23 kakobrekla there is no restriction
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17:40 mircea_popescu lol @reddit "it's okay to be a redditor with a website ; it's not okay to be a website with a reddit account"
17:41 mircea_popescu !up gsdgdfs
17:41 mircea_popescu im curious when this "walled garden" idea of the internet is going to finally die, and how and why
17:43 BingoBoingo Prolly around the time #Freenode is a channel on Bitcoin-Assets IRC
17:45 mircea_popescu hm.
17:47 BingoBoingo That's when it starts prolly.
17:49 mircea_popescu !up CryptOprah_
18:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28500 @ 0.00076167 = 21.7076 BTC [+] {2}
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19:04 mircea_popescu !up HFSPLUS
19:14 penguirker New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/the-fucking-understudy/
19:15 asciilifeform http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/09/911-after-13-years.html << usalol
19:15 assbot ClubOrlov: 9/11 After 13 years
19:16 artifexd http://crashworks.org/if_programming_languages_were_vehicles/ << the lisp section made me think of asciilifeform
19:16 assbot If programming languages were vehicles
19:17 asciilifeform artifexd: always hated these.
19:18 artifexd Why?
19:18 asciilifeform artifexd: for one thing, 'lisp' written in all-caps is dead giveaway that author is familiar with idea from - encyclopaedia (if that.)
19:19 asciilifeform one printed in 1970 or so.
19:20 artifexd That's like being upset at a Michael Bay movie because the acting sucks.
19:21 asciilifeform no. it's perfectly rational disgust at n-th generation regurgitated crapolade disguised as 'deep wisdom.'
19:22 artifexd I don't think it is claiming "deep wisdom". It is an attempt at extracting a chuckle. Maybe a laugh. That's it.
19:23 BingoBoingo It's a small step from a chuckle to a person choking on their own blood
19:26 asciilifeform 'Physicist Steven Jones, who first pointed to the use of thermite in the destruction of the two towers had to agree to having his university buy out his tenure or his university was faced with losing all federal financing.' << anyone remember this?
19:36 BingoBoingo Not really.
19:38 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: artifexd: for one thing, 'lisp' written in all-caps is dead giveaway that author is familiar with idea from - encyclopaedia (if that.) << shit i think i may be guilty of that crime
19:38 mircea_popescu but srsly, isn't lisp allcaps since 4ever ?
19:44 mircea_popescu ;;seen jayne
19:44 gribble I have not seen jayne.
19:45 mircea_popescu freenode is getting it pretty thickly.
19:45 mircea_popescu !up fdd_
19:52 mircea_popescu da fuck, .al has no whois ?!
19:56 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk
19:56 assbot The Money Song - Monty Python's The Flying Circus - YouTube
20:06 artifexd ;;ident
20:06 gribble Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!sid28611@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tlhhitiudhiqmdwu', is identified as user 'artifexd', with GPG key id 11D1433947A3327A, key fingerprint 58A4FD3F492F49F5ECEA9D9911D1433947A3327A, and bitcoin address None
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20:30 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
20:30 gribble Current Blocks: 320391 | Current Difficulty: 2.7428630902257874E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 320543 | Next Difficulty In: 152 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 day, 0 hours, 28 minutes, and 59 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 29489364129.2 | Estimated Percent Change: 7.51307
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20:53 BingoBoingo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Allen_Davis_incident
20:53 assbot Raymond Allen Davis incident - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
20:58 TheNewDeal ;;laserkitten
20:58 gribble Error: "laserkitten" is not a valid command.
20:59 TheNewDeal ;;lazerkitten
20:59 gribble Error: "lazerkitten" is not a valid command.
20:59 TheNewDeal !
20:59 asciilifeform https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampi%C3%A3o#mediaviewer/File:Degola_de_Lampi%C3%A3o_MB.jpg
20:59 assbot Lampio - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
20:59 TheNewDeal ;;laser kittens
20:59 gribble Error: "laser" is not a valid command.
21:00 TheNewDeal ;;laserkittens
21:00 gribble ุ ₍˄.͡˳̫.˄₎ ุ ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew*
21:00 TheNewDeal http://imgur.com/ljWYbSM
21:00 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
21:06 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo the only noteworthy thing in all that is that the guy sung.
21:06 mircea_popescu it stands in general, catch a cia guy, beat him up for a coupla days, he's going to spill it all.
21:07 BingoBoingo Interesting
21:08 mircea_popescu not really the sort of material one wants for that job, but then again who am i to judge.
21:09 asciilifeform according to pediwikia, davis went on to illustrious career of public brawling.
21:11 mircea_popescu well, what do you want. after the pakistani episode he's eminently downed jet material
21:11 mircea_popescu only useful as fuel for some worf effect
21:11 asciilifeform http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/8340999/Raymond-Davis-was-acting-head-of-CIA-in-Pakistan.html
21:11 assbot Raymond Davis 'was acting head of CIA in Pakistan' - Telegraph
21:11 asciilifeform ^ linked
21:11 mircea_popescu clueless people. there isn't one head.
21:12 asciilifeform station chief
21:12 mircea_popescu not even, think about it.
21:12 asciilifeform (in russian parlace, 'resident')
21:13 asciilifeform for all i know, he was station dogcatcher. the claim is that he was chief.
21:14 mircea_popescu well, he was worth 2.5mn in payola, that's one thing.
21:14 asciilifeform right.
21:15 asciilifeform though, what's 2.5m bezzlars to these folks.
21:15 asciilifeform they regularly lose far larger parcels, in the form of crates of benjamins, 'by accident'
21:15 mircea_popescu well, yeah, but see the difference
21:15 asciilifeform (see the several documented instances in iraq, etc.)
21:15 mircea_popescu the lost ones go to academi, not to some pakistani
21:18 mircea_popescu "Types of payment We currently only accept MasterCard, Visa, and American Express credit cards for payment."
21:18 mircea_popescu congratulations on living in 1980 over there. o.O
21:18 asciilifeform lol! who /
21:18 asciilifeform ?
21:18 asciilifeform blackwater ?
21:19 mircea_popescu nah the derpy ad server that puts all those idiotic "related stories" on shitty msm websites
21:19 mircea_popescu the "you will not believe what this mom did" crapola.
21:20 mircea_popescu i wonder if i'm the only person that will shitlist a company for that reason.
21:20 asciilifeform for not taking btc ?
21:20 mircea_popescu i mean, no bitcoin i can see, but credit cards aren't happening.
21:20 asciilifeform most folks will take wire, but you have to ask.
21:21 mircea_popescu i only ask after about a year or so of exceptional service.
21:22 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> "Types of payment We currently only accept MasterCard, Visa, and American Express credit cards for payment." << You have to realize "credit card" now is often used to refer to the various prepaid arrangements of dubious value
21:22 mircea_popescu even so.
21:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: taking anything other than 'plastic', in bezzland, typically requires human labour.
21:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but if you mail in, via postal pigeon, a cheque for 1mil, they'll probably take it.
21:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00076263 = 2.9743 BTC [+]
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21:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60800 @ 0.00076146 = 46.2968 BTC [-] {2}
22:03 BingoBoingo !up pgp
22:06 BingoBoingo !up DreadKnight
22:13 BingoBoingo Dude can't take the nexy step https://chronicle.com/article/You-Dont-Need-a-Search-Firm/148525/
22:13 assbot You Don't Need a Search Firm to Hire a President - Commentary - The Chronicle of Higher Education
22:14 asciilifeform https://chronicle.com/article/On-Campus-Grenade-Launchers/148749 << that tank was actually where claimed, i went in.
22:14 assbot On Campus, Grenade Launchers, M-16s, and Armored Vehicles - Government - The Chronicle of Higher Education
22:16 asciilifeform u. of md. used to have another one, kept in the car impound lot. but it must have broken down, was sold.
22:16 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Across Universities in the US, the biggest difference I've noticed is the hardware they keep for their "security"
22:18 BingoBoingo Mizzou for example was perfectly happy to let the city of Columbia pay for and hoard the heavy stuff.
22:18 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: u. of md. is not in the boundaries of any serious city (city of college park is a very small and threadbare thing)
22:18 BingoBoingo Columbia's "Occupy" group camped withing a football field or two of the City Football field
22:19 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: No "serious" college is in a "serious" city
22:21 mircea_popescu nyu ?
22:21 BingoBoingo Not "serious"
22:22 BingoBoingo Serious include beautiful things like research reactors
22:22 mircea_popescu does your seriosity criteria beg the question ?
22:22 mircea_popescu if a 3bn endowment is not serious you got problmz.
22:23 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: we had reactors. we also had ~30,000 students, of whom perhaps 100 had any 'serious' reason for being there.
22:23 asciilifeform so, 'serious' or no ?
22:23 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: This seriosity criteria is not my own, merely repeating the the 'Murican criteria
22:23 BingoBoingo Serious Campuses exist in half assed cities
22:24 mircea_popescu how's nyu not serious get outta here.
22:24 BingoBoingo Who were located where they were to try to kickstart serious cities in locations people don't want to settle.
22:24 mircea_popescu !up bitstein
22:25 BingoBoingo It's the crieria by which UIUC is serious and University of Illinois Chicago is Community College++
22:25 mircea_popescu specifically ?
22:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29993 @ 0.00076334 = 22.8949 BTC [+]
22:26 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: In the American view, as I understand it... Serious schools are the ones that dominate their local geography
22:26 mircea_popescu so then you were begging the question :D
22:27 BingoBoingo Pinacle of this is Ohio State University located in God only knows where.
22:27 mircea_popescu i hear they refurbished some containers.
22:29 BingoBoingo Well, of fucking course I'm begging the Question, because this is how 'Murica picks which schools are serious
22:30 mircea_popescu a ok
22:30 BingoBoingo 'Murica does nothing well if not Begging the Question
22:30 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: when you said 'serious,' i assumed you meant the factories where the bezzlords merit-wash their spawn
22:31 asciilifeform i.e. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-08-2014#814500
22:31 assbot Logged on 29-08-2014 04:53:06; asciilifeform: church's version is more like 'you go to harvard if you're the billionaire's son and need to be merit-washed before being awarded your crown grant - or if you're an idiot, took bait, had parents with good credit'
22:31 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Nah, I mean the ones where the Bezzel lords merit wash their careers after losing elections
22:32 BingoBoingo ;;google Glenn Poshard
22:32 gribble Glenn Poshard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Poshard>; Biography of SIU President Randy Dunn - Southern Illinois University: <http://southernillinois.edu/pres/biography.html>; Glenn Poshard's final day - The Daily Egyptian: <http://dailyegyptian.com/glenn-poshards-final-day/>
22:33 bitstein ;;later tell benkay I finally wrote the scammer article. http://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/everyones-a-scammer/
22:33 assbot Everyone's a Scammer | Satoshi Nakamoto Institute
22:33 gribble The operation succeeded.
22:35 BingoBoingo Then there's Columbia, Missouri which is Missouri's Third City and boasts one of the United State's highest per capita concentrations of persons with Graduate degrees despite being located in Missouri. The reason for this being the University, a couple other colleges, and so many fucking hospitals.
22:36 BingoBoingo But Most US states have at least one Columbia.
22:37 BingoBoingo Next door in Kansas there's Manhattan with a Univeristy and well... who knows really what their bio department does.
22:41 mircea_popescu "Douban.com is a multi-products web platform which generated based on life-and-culture oriented ... Morecontents by users"
22:43 BingoBoingo http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?sche=dongxi&id=22327319935&spm=2014.21481949.1.0 << Why I'm rooting for Spanish to win the language war. I can deal with a Latin alphabet.
22:45 BingoBoingo I mean the vowel shift pretty much eliminated any English's chance of winning the language war.
22:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2577 @ 0.00076196 = 1.9636 BTC [-] {2}
22:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6423 @ 0.00075778 = 4.8672 BTC [-]
22:55 BingoBoingo Oh, the US really did kill non-BTC irreversible-ish payments
22:55 asciilifeform 'spam-pals' ?
22:56 * asciilifeform was perplexed that they lived as long as they did
22:57 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: The Greendot moneypaks are done, Vanilla reloads look almost done.
22:58 asciilifeform greendot << homeland severity compliant, long before its demise
22:58 asciilifeform like all the retail 'preload' cards.
23:00 BingoBoingo Well Irony is that Law enforcement visit to my doorstep was for cashing BTC out to those back in the day. The fucking card the load to is regitered with SSN and all that leading toward their boredom as described in blog post.
23:01 asciilifeform lol-enforcement.
23:01 BingoBoingo Indeed
23:04 BingoBoingo How can the fight the daemons Satoshi unleashed when they can't fight the ones they grew themselves
23:04 asciilifeform no 'fight' in the latter case
23:04 asciilifeform spamcoins exist at the crown's pleasure.
23:05 asciilifeform for purposes that are not hard to guess.
23:06 BingoBoingo Oh, but the ATF's Fast and Furious was a thing, and ISIS is apparently now the biggest thing.
23:08 BingoBoingo These things may exist at the Crown's pleasure, but they rarely end before they produce quite the vexation to the crown.
23:09 asciilifeform usually end because stoolie in charge breaks the understanding.
23:10 asciilifeform e.g., 'log all the palmprints' means -all-, not merely the ones which didn't come with benjamins. or, alternatively - means all but the district attorney's, when he buys his dope.
23:11 BingoBoingo The worst part of this misdemeanor thing is that Illinois has a solid collection of my fingerprints
23:11 decimation look at the 'egold' story
23:12 BingoBoingo egold was a stupid structure pretending to permanence
23:12 BingoBoingo !up The20YearIRCloud
23:12 The20YearIRCloud thx
23:12 The20YearIRCloud What'd you get charged with BingoBoingo ?
23:13 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: I've still got last year's misdemeanor. Feds haven't presented any charges
23:13 The20YearIRCloud bitcoin related due to exchanging money for people?
23:13 decimation http://online.wsj.com/articles/infineon-to-buy-international-rectifier-for-3-billion-1408552155 << Infineon paid only $3bn for International Rectifier, which mints $1bn worth of industrial silicon parts per annum - less than what Google paid for Nest
23:13 assbot Infineon to Buy International Rectifier for $3 Billion - WSJ
23:14 The20YearIRCloud industrial companies are cheap compared to these idiotic tech startups
23:14 asciilifeform phun phact: infineon makes the 'fritz chip.'
23:14 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: No, disorderly conduct, because allegedly I engaged in political speech
23:14 The20YearIRCloud how?
23:14 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: Because White people are a bunch of fucking Niggers
23:15 decimation 'fritz chip'?
23:15 The20YearIRCloud are you not of the caucasion persuasion?
23:15 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: I'm pale, but not Anglo
23:15 asciilifeform ;;google fritz chip
23:15 gribble Fritz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz>; Has your computer got the "Fritz chip"? [Archive] - Ubuntu Forums: <http://ubuntuforums.org/archive/index.php/t-1020851.html>; Microsoft's Palladium and the "Fritz Chip" - Free Republic: <http://209.157.64.200/focus/news/707684/posts>
23:15 decimation infineon was a Siemens spinoff, a successful one at that
23:15 asciilifeform renamed... 7? times now
23:16 The20YearIRCloud I've been looking into investment options once we get our 506c and it's crazy how much money is being thrown at 1st and 2nd stage tech startups, then someone brings forward a really, really good real estate deal and they take forever to fund
23:16 decimation heh oh that's the 'tpm' module lol
23:16 decimation asciilifeform: usg wants secure boot
23:16 asciilifeform decimation: expect it'll be called something else in a year or three.
23:16 The20YearIRCloud One of our investors pointed out a extraordinarily large funding round that went through for a 1050+ unit buy here in Central Ohio, the financial metrics were absolutely fantastic
23:16 decimation 'clipper'
23:17 The20YearIRCloud But it took quite some time for them to raise the cash, and they had to bring an extremely large commercial lender in
23:17 asciilifeform usg wants ponies. microshit wants pc that behaves like game console.
23:17 The20YearIRCloud and what do you want?
23:17 decimation asciilifeform: obviously not to ensure the privacy of the end-user
23:18 asciilifeform what do you want << glass of water.
23:18 * asciilifeform drinks it
23:19 mircea_popescu <BingoBoingo> The20YearIRCloud: I'm pale, but not Anglo << what, srsly ?!
23:19 asciilifeform 'even entire free operating systems... ...existed around the turn of the century. But not only were they illegal, like debuggers—you could not install one if you had one, without knowing your computer's root password. And neither the FBI nor Microsoft Support would tell you that.'
23:19 The20YearIRCloud Plenty of pale japanese people, or white mexican/latino
23:19 asciilifeform (stallman. http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/right-to-read.html)
23:19 assbot 404 - Page Not Found- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
23:20 decimation asciilifeform: it's the State's dream - and the manufacturers want the lock-in
23:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22850 @ 0.00075708 = 17.2993 BTC [-] {3}
23:21 asciilifeform decimation: approximately everyone who gives half a damn knows the 'why.'
23:21 asciilifeform the more interesting question is the 'how'
23:21 decimation all that remains is the problem of carefully herding the sheeple through the right gates
23:21 asciilifeform specifically, the mechanics of the frog-boiling process
23:21 asciilifeform what heat source, and why so apparently slowly
23:21 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Continental Descent.
23:22 mircea_popescu imo you all err in presuming people are equal.
23:22 mircea_popescu what will happen here is that the "frog" will spontaneously separate.
23:22 mircea_popescu most of the mass will boil, but is worthless boiled or not.
23:22 asciilifeform nintendo for the lumpen, lisp machine for man ?
23:22 asciilifeform (or similar)
23:23 asciilifeform the former - is proceeding on schedule.
23:23 asciilifeform as for the latter...
23:23 decimation for the moment, shenzhen has no use for any dreamer's lock-in
23:25 * asciilifeform unhappily reminds mircea_popescu that small-scale Si foundry work makes U-235 look cheap.
23:26 decimation it looks cheap to google!
23:26 mircea_popescu this is like reminding me that a cd press is expensive.
23:26 mircea_popescu AS IF it takes more than marker to defeat sony
23:26 mircea_popescu let's not get ahead of ourselves. boiled frogs brains ain't magically working just because wearing an evil cape.
23:27 mircea_popescu the difference between better and worse is not arbitrary. it's real. this then flows right into all the pots.
23:28 * asciilifeform expects that proles will eventually be issued with graphical terminals, just like everybody used to expect and then, for some reason, stopped
23:28 mircea_popescu better usability anyway.
23:28 * BingoBoingo snacks on Chicken gizzards, seasoned with anchovie, fried in lard. That includes at least a member of each major class of warm blooded critter endemic today, right.
23:29 decimation http://www.isegoria.net/2014/09/ask-peter-thiel-anything/ << "Is Palantir a front for the CIA? No, the CIA is a front for Palantir." "I don’t agree with the libertarian description of the NSA as “big brother.” I think Snowden revealed something that looks more like the Keystone Kops and very little like James Bond."
23:29 assbot Ask Peter Thiel Anything « Isegoria
23:30 asciilifeform graphical terminals for proles, while having an actual computer in your possession will be seen as rather like owning, e.g., a Kugelrohr.
23:30 mircea_popescu or runnin linux
23:30 asciilifeform owning a kugelrohr in present-day usa.
23:31 decimation asciilifeform: but you can make 10 ml of ethanol for personal use. usg is generous!
23:32 asciilifeform there's 'law' and there's law, the actual.
23:32 asciilifeform as in, who gets the 3am broken door and barrel in his mouth, and who doesn't
23:33 BingoBoingo So... USG and Libtards seem to have officially declared war on Running Backs: http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/09/12/minnesota_vikings_running_back_adrian_peterson_reportedly_indicted_for_child.html
23:33 assbot Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson reportedly indicted for child abuse in Texas.
23:34 asciilifeform (for an expensive but lively lesson in 'law' and law, purchase, e.g., a pill press.)
23:34 decimation but you are making your own herbal remedies? what would usg have to say on the subject?
23:35 asciilifeform usg will bust first, dekulakize second, and ask questions - third.
23:35 BingoBoingo decimation: They can find whatever esoteric paraphenenial in your tablets.
23:35 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: no need. be shot instead, 'resisting arrest'
23:36 mircea_popescu eh you're overdramatizing
23:36 BingoBoingo Best defense is against US police seems to be not any fortress, but the threat of unknown cameras
23:36 asciilifeform a 'classroom' example necessarily overdramatizes.
23:37 mircea_popescu but yes, web streaming cameras are a pretty good repellant
23:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: first thing they do is destroy all comms. this dates back to at least 'waco' incident.
23:37 mircea_popescu "all coms" is not something that can be destroyed.
23:37 BingoBoingo Which is why you don't use live web cameras.
23:37 BingoBoingo Cameras summinicating offsite sure.
23:38 asciilifeform afaik, they don't run a gigantic spark gap jammer during a bust - yet.
23:38 BingoBoingo cameras live to somewhere sure.
23:38 asciilifeform but any kind of uplink a 'plebe' can get hold of at reasonable expense - yes, jammed.
23:38 asciilifeform if not today - tomorrow.
23:38 asciilifeform (among the surplus 'iraq gear' discussed earlier - certainly, jammers.)
23:39 mircea_popescu eh get out, you hve to get a special permit for that.
23:39 asciilifeform cameras on site - found, confiscated (found how? nonlinear junction detector.)
23:39 mircea_popescu dude for crying out loud. you think there's five cops that know how to use one ?
23:39 asciilifeform and if not found - who will retrieve it from sealed dwelling?
23:39 asciilifeform dog?
23:40 BingoBoingo Indeed dog.
23:40 asciilifeform who will be permitted near it, without minders.
23:40 BingoBoingo Because "Hello this is"
23:41 mircea_popescu dudes rutinely break down the wrong door they're too dumb/high/clueless
23:41 mircea_popescu and you're here derping about jamming wifi.
23:41 decimation yeah I'm with mircea on this one, see the "keystone kops" above
23:41 asciilifeform 'your Honour, i've a hidden camera in my toilet tank, it filmed the hextuple-orifice motorized police rape of my person.' judge: 'court orders that Sgt. Coquthrobb retrieve evidence...'
23:42 mircea_popescu "my gopro's been filming you all along. you're a youtube sensation now, congrats."
23:42 asciilifeform instead of camera, 10kg of cocaine are brought.
23:42 asciilifeform 'found in toilet and in defendant's shoes'
23:44 BingoBoingo Who was it? Appelbaum? Who caught some invader in his apartment on his 4th surveillance system after the first 3 were incapacitated.
23:45 decimation http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/american-shakedown-police-won-t-charge-you-but-they-ll-grab-your-money-1.2760736
23:45 assbot American shakedown: Police won't charge you, but they'll grab your money - World - CBC News
23:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17357 @ 0.00076359 = 13.2536 BTC [+] {2}
23:46 BingoBoingo Anyways http://www.chesscorner.com/games/deepblue/dblue3.htm
23:46 assbot Chess Corner - Kasparov vs Deep Blue Game 3
23:54 decimation !up The20YearIRCloud
23:57 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i bet the fellow who ended up in the famous bathtub duffel bag - had 17 systems, of which 15 failed. the remaining two, say? one at the bottom of the Thames, perhaps. one was built into his towel hanger and thrown out by landlord - blood wouldn't come off. (imagine.)
23:58 BingoBoingo At least one must have worked. They didn't come back to take him out of the bag to normalize the sceen.
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