00:01 |
BingoBoingo |
Nah, one doesn't want to appear to be a dorky BTC Jesus. One wants to look like a simple blue collar actual jesus. |
00:08 |
benkay |
or suits as the case may be. |
00:08 |
benkay |
probably relatively high-profile from target perspective. |
00:08 |
benkay |
"oh, dude has btc. let's breach his personal security and get 'em." |
00:10 |
benkay |
but also it has to be a sustainable, fault-tolerant thing that a person can practice their whole lives. |
00:10 |
kakobrekla |
basically you need some nut a wrench cant unscrew |
00:10 |
benkay |
"personal crypto security: basically impossibly hard" |
00:11 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58 BTC [-] |
00:11 |
benkay |
i'm thinking best practices for personal backup and recovery strategy for keys and private contracts and such. |
00:11 |
dub |
BingoBoingo has it really, don't get caught |
00:12 |
dub |
no amount of kit will protect you from a determined attacker |
00:12 |
asciilifeform |
benkay: "personal crypto security: basically impossibly hard" << every time this is said, nsa cafeteria fillets and serves a white tiger kitten (or insert rarer and cuter animal) |
00:12 |
benkay |
sure sure |
00:13 |
B007 |
benkay: all your bitcoins are belong to me |
00:13 |
benkay |
no i know asciilifeform, it's in quotes for a reason |
00:13 |
benkay |
okay i have this gpg key |
00:13 |
B007 |
just store your keys encrypted and offline, hope for the best? |
00:13 |
benkay |
how do i best ensure i have access to it forever? |
00:13 |
dub |
benkay: one thing I do is delete or hide any wallets im carrying across borders |
00:14 |
benkay |
encrypted image with all important keys and files? |
00:16 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 150 @ 0.0008829 = 0.1324 BTC [+] |
00:17 |
BingoBoingo |
carry some microfiche that looks like a one time pad and you actual keys more discretely, misdirect the attention |
00:17 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.00088299 = 0.2649 BTC [+] {2} |
00:18 |
benkay |
faugh |
00:21 |
BingoBoingo |
perhaps find a "collectible" surplus or replica for the purpose |
00:21 |
chetty |
fillup a lot of storage with random stuff, encrypted with different keys, lose it in the mess |
00:22 |
benkay |
obfuscation |
00:23 |
benkay |
i'm afraid of becoming an old man and actually losing it in the mess, though. |
00:23 |
asciilifeform |
none of you seem to be thinking about the obvious |
00:23 |
asciilifeform |
situation where enemy (willing to torture and kill) knows that you're loaded |
00:23 |
asciilifeform |
and doesn't know (or care) where you keep the stash |
00:23 |
asciilifeform |
but has your arse |
00:23 |
asciilifeform |
and a soldering iron. |
00:23 |
chetty |
cyanide |
00:23 |
asciilifeform |
for some reason i thought that is what this line of thought was about. |
00:24 |
benkay |
more along the lines of list of things to do that will reduce attack surface area |
00:24 |
benkay |
maximize key durability |
00:24 |
benkay |
and access |
00:24 |
asciilifeform |
next lower class of attack: enemy willing to steal every single one of your identifiable possessions |
00:25 |
benkay |
right. they got the backups. |
00:26 |
benkay |
so the only thing to do is an encrypted drive with a memorized dicelist. |
00:26 |
asciilifeform |
the only real defence is: obscurity |
00:26 |
chetty |
#1 - don't be a target, #2 - don't be an easy target |
00:27 |
benkay |
#3 make it hard to parse the possibility space, #4 have rock solid encryption as a last barrier? |
00:28 |
benkay |
am i retarded or is this problem hard? |
00:28 |
benkay |
is there a checklist for the professional keyholder i've failed to find? |
00:28 |
asciilifeform |
wtf is a professional keyholder |
00:29 |
benkay |
i have a wot key |
00:29 |
benkay |
it is the sum of my identity 25 years from now |
00:29 |
benkay |
my whole business is tied up in this thing |
00:29 |
benkay |
i lose it, i lose everything |
00:29 |
benkay |
i'm interested in best practices for this sort of scenario. |
00:30 |
asciilifeform |
encrypt, using a process known only to you, and inject in the blockchain. |
00:30 |
asciilifeform |
(if you are not willing to pay what this costs, the payload cannot be important) |
00:31 |
benkay |
yeah, i'll buy that. |
00:31 |
chetty |
in the end a key based id is no different than the various numbers and stuff we use now, how do you protect those? |
00:32 |
asciilifeform |
'pay' in the sense that stuffing bits in the blockchain costs. |
00:33 |
benkay |
what is the going rate per kb? |
00:33 |
asciilifeform |
benkay: depends on the actual mechanism used. |
00:34 |
asciilifeform |
under no circumstances should you tell us - or anyone else - which. |
00:34 |
benkay |
ah, right. |
00:35 |
asciilifeform |
programmatically pissing out transactions is trivial, use your imagination. |
00:37 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00085899 = 5.2398 BTC [+] {2} |
00:42 |
benkay |
thank you, asciilifeform. |
00:44 |
asciilifeform |
benkay: remember that steganography, unlike cryptography, cannot be simultaneously strong and standardized. |
| |
↖ |
00:44 |
asciilifeform |
('standardized stego' is the key hidden under door mat.) |
00:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 3678 @ 0.00055795 = 2.0521 BTC [+] {8} |
00:50 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00085948 = 5.6726 BTC [+] {2} |
00:51 |
benkay |
mhm. |
00:59 |
MisterE |
Crimerians are happy the Russians are there |
01:00 |
benkay |
stuff like this as well: http://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-users/2005-December/027626.html |
01:00 |
benkay |
thumbs up or down on revocation certs safely stored offline? |
01:01 |
benkay |
i guess just another aspect of the problem we all face that we never talk about in public because just talking about it exposes your practices |
01:01 |
benkay |
sheeeeit |
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01:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.0053666 = 0.1073 BTC [-] |
01:25 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40150 @ 0.00085607 = 34.3712 BTC [-] {4} |
01:34 |
Jakamoko |
looks like mtgox got hacked again |
01:34 |
Jakamoko |
http://pastebin.com/W8B3CGiN |
01:34 |
ozbot |
[PHP] <?php namespace Money; class Bitcoin { #const BITCOIN_NODE = '173.224.12 - Pastebin.co |
01:38 |
ThickAsThieves |
sry of alrdy linked: http://two-bit-idiot.tumblr.com/post/78404559815/tbi-exclusive-more-resignations-coming-at-the-bitcoin |
01:39 |
ThickAsThieves |
Matonis and Vess resigning |
01:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
also, supposed gox leak http://pastebin.com/W8B3CGiN |
01:41 |
ThickAsThieves |
"nanashi____ who posted the leaked recording between Mark Karpeles and the Japanese bank also says there is a 20GB MySQL database. An unknown group is trying to decode it and retrieve non-personal information at the moment, and may release a torrent later." |
01:41 |
ThickAsThieves |
IRC log: http://pastebin.com/N7B5DC4d |
01:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
audio http://picosong.com/Y7di/ |
01:43 |
ThickAsThieves |
supposedly boring conversation in japanese about laws |
01:43 |
Jakamoko |
supposedly they got access to the user's aml documentation |
01:44 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.0053666 = 0.3005 BTC [-] |
01:48 |
benkay |
kewl |
01:54 |
chetty |
Tim Cook has shocked some in the US with an impassioned attack on the single-minded pursuit of profit and a direct appeal to climate-change deniers not to buy shares in his firm. |
01:55 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo ouch |
01:58 |
benkay |
;;gpg eauth freenode:#bitcoin-otc:dcc0be6c1a24011e376ab8d29c7bbd11ab3a913e394fd3f41913c798 |
01:58 |
gribble |
Error: This nick is not registered. Please register. |
01:58 |
benkay |
|
01:58 |
benkay |
buwaaat |
01:58 |
benkay |
;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:dcc0be6c1a24011e376ab8d29c7bbd11ab3a913e394fd3f41913c798 |
01:58 |
gribble |
You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 39F274AFBC7ACAC7 |
01:58 |
benkay |
|
02:06 |
KRS-One |
.bait |
02:06 |
ozbot |
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rd4aKvSt1qkv4ajo1_500.jpg |
02:07 |
mircea_popescu |
in new news : bitcoin scamdation running out of the us |
02:07 |
KRS-One |
BREAKING NEWS: USD transaction maleability issue. News at 11. |
02:07 |
mircea_popescu |
maybe this way they'll escape prosecution and everything |
02:07 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.005602 = 0.112 BTC [+] |
02:07 |
mircea_popescu |
you'd think bfl's vleisides is advising them. |
02:08 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.0054 = 0.135 BTC [+] |
02:10 |
Apocalyptic |
damn, i've been off for a while and it seems the gox drama is keeping on |
02:12 |
mircea_popescu |
o yeah, this is good drama, gotta keep it for at least a month. |
02:13 |
Apocalyptic |
the AML data leak kinda bothers me |
02:14 |
mircea_popescu |
because why ? |
02:15 |
mircea_popescu |
it's great, it will encourage anyone who isn't an imbecile to not send his data to aml bs. |
02:15 |
mircea_popescu |
bitcoin is here to kill aml anyway. why prolong its agony. |
02:16 |
Apocalyptic |
yeah I can agree on that |
02:17 |
joecool |
oh god i was missing this kind of scamming |
02:17 |
joecool |
so good |
02:17 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway. for the record : people quitting Bitcoin Foundation now are going to be getting exactly zero credit for it. |
02:17 |
mircea_popescu |
they should have quit when i said it's a scam, not wait till after i killed their piggybank. |
| |
~ 16 minutes ~ |
02:34 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 171 @ 0.00540363 = 0.924 BTC [-] {7} |
02:39 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.0051002 = 0.2805 BTC [-] {7} |
02:40 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.00506247 = 0.1468 BTC [-] {4} |
02:41 |
mircea_popescu |
benkay well yes, the icelanders are under insane capital controls. what's the surprise here ? |
02:43 |
bitcoinpete |
hi |
02:43 |
benkay |
and yet the aurora coin people are nominally going to give coins to icelandic folk? |
02:44 |
benkay |
the surprise is that people buy this particular scam. |
02:44 |
mircea_popescu |
people will buy anything. |
02:44 |
mircea_popescu |
this is the problem with welfare : this sort of idiot should be on a starvation diet |
02:44 |
mircea_popescu |
that way you ensure any resources they have are judiciously expended. |
02:44 |
mircea_popescu |
if they have as much as one cent extra over what the bare minimum their sustenance requires, |
02:45 |
mircea_popescu |
they'll spend it to buy britney spears records and aurora coins |
02:45 |
mircea_popescu |
this is a serious problem, because one cent from one billion scum results in enough piled up money for shit like spears and aurora coin to pretenbd like they matter. |
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~ 32 minutes ~ |
03:17 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5831 @ 0.00085548 = 4.9883 BTC [-] {2} |
| |
~ 18 minutes ~ |
03:36 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.57 = 1.71 BTC [-] {2} |
03:38 |
mircea_popescu |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.new#new |
03:38 |
ozbot |
Calling out the Bitcoin Foundation Scam. |
03:43 |
benkay |
belabour |
03:43 |
benkay |
neat coinage |
| |
~ 16 minutes ~ |
04:00 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00572531 = 0.2863 BTC [+] {5} |
04:09 |
vexuall |
Can I get a link to pankkakes mpex charting? |
04:11 |
azi` |
gah I hope the guys at gox didn't store the passwords in playintex |
04:11 |
azi` |
plaintext* |
04:13 |
vexuall |
Mark, ll keep running it from fraudblock on analdroid like nothings wrong |
04:16 |
azi` |
have u guys seen that someone stole personal data from gox just recently? |
04:18 |
benkay |
azi` you could check the logs |
04:18 |
benkay |
they're linked in the message of the day. |
04:18 |
benkay |
sorry nobody's around to tell you your news is stale on cue |
04:18 |
vexuall |
Ben10 can you point me to pankakke, s sexiness? |
04:20 |
benkay |
i think ihop's over thattaway baby doll |
04:20 |
vexuall |
Ugg |
04:20 |
benkay |
yo be a luv and hit us with some baile funk |
04:21 |
vexuall |
Jailhouse rock. Elvis |
04:21 |
benkay |
sounds like stupid old person music |
04:23 |
benkay |
hey and what happened to your nick |
04:23 |
benkay |
;;gettrust Vexual |
04:23 |
gribble |
WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user Vexual: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=Vexual | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Vexual | Rated since: never |
04:23 |
benkay |
you know vex you can get in the wot with just a btc wallet |
04:24 |
vexuall |
I dont have a notebook right now |
04:26 |
vexuall |
;; gettrust Benkay |
04:26 |
gribble |
WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user vexuall to user Benkay: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=vexuall&dest=Benkay | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Benkay | Rated since: Sun Mar 10 13:57:45 2013 |
04:26 |
benkay |
yeah well how the fuck am i supposed to rate you if you're not even in the wot?! |
04:27 |
vexuall |
Who gives a fuck what I think? |
04:27 |
benkay |
you play sweet tunes |
04:27 |
benkay |
give it three years you might talk mp into flying you out to dj the next secret bitcoinspiracy con |
04:28 |
Apocalyptic |
mircea_popescu, "The only reason TradeFortress wasn't similarly has to do with cash" // I believe the foundation vouched for him in the sense they published some logo or whatever advertising for inputs.io |
04:29 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08491521 = 0.1698 BTC [+] |
04:33 |
vexuall |
Tunnel time |
04:34 |
vexuall |
.bait |
04:34 |
ozbot |
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38ywxlyOX1qa9gago1_500.jpg |
04:38 |
Apocalyptic |
amazingly it's still there : https://members.bitcoinfoundation.org/current |
04:38 |
assbot |
AMAZING COMPANY! |
04:38 |
vexuall |
Apo: proof of hack was invented long ago |
04:42 |
vexuall |
2 year gox exploit? Bullshit |
04:45 |
vexuall |
Good luck buying a corner to piss in dux |
04:47 |
dexX7_ |
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1zaqvy/bitstamp_email_list_used_to_spread_mtgox_malware/ |
04:47 |
ozbot |
Bitstamp email list used to spread Mt.Gox malware : Bitcoin |
04:52 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 8950 @ 0.0002 = 1.79 BTC [+] |
04:53 |
vexuall |
Such negligence |
04:54 |
vexuall |
Wow |
04:55 |
dexX7_ |
this is probably teh end of bitcoin :( |
04:55 |
vexuall |
Such that an irc handle wont save you |
04:56 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1900 @ 0.00020721 = 0.3937 BTC [+] {2} |
04:56 |
vexuall |
;) |
04:57 |
vexuall |
Some dude said how the internet routs around fucktardery wnd cesorship |
04:58 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3545 @ 0.00020999 = 0.7444 BTC [+] {3} |
04:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.08495399 = 0.7646 BTC [+] {3} |
04:59 |
HeySteve |
vexuall, yeah but he said it about usenet |
05:00 |
vexuall |
Still a thing :) |
05:00 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08497585 = 0.3399 BTC [+] {4} |
05:01 |
HeySteve |
Chinese might not agree |
05:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59988999 = 1.1998 BTC [+] |
05:01 |
vexuall |
Do they have newsgroups? |
05:05 |
vexuall |
Alt.binaries.blockchain |
05:08 |
vexuall |
Not to be confused with atc. Altcoin |
05:09 |
vexuall |
;; ug altcoin |
05:09 |
gribble |
Error: "ug" is not a valid command. |
05:09 |
vexuall |
Gimme love assbot |
05:10 |
vexuall |
.d |
05:10 |
ozbot |
3.816 billion | Next Diff in 1582 blocks | Estimated Change: 3.8253% in 10d 13h 23m 22s |
05:10 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 50 @ 0.0055 = 0.275 BTC |
05:11 |
vexuall |
Ugg |
05:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 38 @ 0.08000553 = 3.0402 BTC [-] {5} |
05:13 |
vexuall |
Binaries.blockchain |
05:14 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08 = 0.32 BTC [-] |
05:18 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02134426 = 0.1067 BTC [+] {2} |
05:19 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 27 @ 0.0055 = 0.1485 BTC |
05:21 |
vexuall |
+o |
05:23 |
vexuall |
Fuck you assbot |
05:24 |
wao-ender |
v00h, this is hell wimmie crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFdHe-_82Xc |
05:24 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0802 = 0.401 BTC [+] {3} |
05:30 |
chetty |
<dexX7_> this is probably teh end of bitcoin :( <<<<< what again??? |
05:31 |
dexX7_ |
hehe |
05:31 |
dexX7_ |
it's different this time! |
05:31 |
dexX7_ |
< kidding ;) |
05:34 |
vexuall |
Ugg I need a blog |
05:39 |
vexuall |
Warm yor cake hole corn hole sppooon fed fuckstick face by the fire |
05:40 |
vexuall |
Laughing time is over |
05:45 |
wao-ender |
any reccomendation on some bitcoin related-art? |
05:48 |
cazalla |
people buy bitcoin related art? |
06:03 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08000001 = 0.32 BTC [-] {2} |
06:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08000001 = 0.32 BTC [-] |
06:10 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00085672 = 8.5244 BTC [+] |
| |
~ 39 minutes ~ |
06:50 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0760015 = 0.228 BTC [-] |
06:57 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.07600002 = 0.532 BTC [-] |
07:00 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3832 @ 0.00021 = 0.8047 BTC [+] {2} |
| |
~ 15 minutes ~ |
07:15 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16950 @ 0.00085679 = 14.5226 BTC [+] |
07:17 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 90 @ 0.005377 = 0.4839 BTC [-] {3} |
07:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
yes the post is errored in that TF was a Silver Member of the BTCFundnation |
07:22 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00536625 = 0.2147 BTC [-] {5} |
07:25 |
wao-ender |
TF? |
07:25 |
ThickAsThieves |
TradeFortress |
07:25 |
ThickAsThieves |
Inputs.io specifically |
07:25 |
wao-ender |
ah inputs.. |
07:26 |
ThickAsThieves |
you can still see the Silver Member logo on his site today if you click thru www.inputs.io |
07:32 |
nubbins` |
wow, so bitstamp lost their email list? lel |
07:33 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.005366 = 0.1502 BTC [-] |
07:34 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 22 @ 0.00516003 = 0.1135 BTC [-] {4} |
07:38 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.044499 = 0.267 BTC [+] |
07:42 |
HeySteve |
we have the story of Karpele's fraud in France before he fled to Japan and started Gox - http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/2014/03/03/exclusive-tibanne-co-ltd-sentenced-2013-mark-karpeless-lies-new/ |
07:44 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.0446 = 2.23 BTC [+] |
07:46 |
ThickAsThieves |
<nubbins`> wow, so bitstamp lost their email list? lel /// I'm skeptical |
07:47 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.0447 = 0.4917 BTC [+] |
07:47 |
nubbins` |
"some random guy" isn't exactly a reliable source for news, hey |
07:49 |
nubbins` |
HeySteve, your site's layout is broken |
07:52 |
ThickAsThieves |
Doge Tips? ... |
07:52 |
ThickAsThieves |
way to lead an article... |
07:54 |
ThickAsThieves |
"As a result of one’s legitimate desire not to pay for a job failing to comply with the original agreement" |
07:54 |
ThickAsThieves |
that's leading |
07:54 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4021 @ 0.00021049 = 0.8464 BTC [-] {2} |
07:55 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 800 @ 0.0002105 = 0.1684 BTC [+] |
07:55 |
ThickAsThieves |
who takes delivery of a web dev project and THEN tests it? what web dev refunds money just cuz job isnt finished? |
07:56 |
ThickAsThieves |
so far this tells the story of every single web dev project ever |
07:57 |
ThickAsThieves |
"Mark Karpeles blatantly lied so as to hide an inexcusable fact: no development work had been done. " |
07:57 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2200 @ 0.00085665 = 1.8846 BTC [-] {2} |
07:57 |
ThickAsThieves |
evidence? |
07:58 |
ThickAsThieves |
"Mr. Karpeles’s lies now knew no limit." sic? |
07:58 |
ThickAsThieves |
sorry |
07:58 |
ThickAsThieves |
ignore that i read it wrong :) |
08:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.00515102 = 0.3297 BTC [-] {2} |
08:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07999283 = 0.32 BTC [+] |
08:11 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.07999323 = 0.7999 BTC [+] {2} |
08:11 |
HeySteve |
nubbins, what's up with the layout? |
08:16 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 7 @ 0.13311598 = 0.9318 BTC [-] |
08:24 |
ThickAsThieves |
"It's not a currency," he said. "I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't around in the next 10-20 years." "It's being priced off the dollar," Buffett added. "It is not a durable means of exchange." |
08:31 |
taub_ |
heh |
08:34 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 800 @ 0.00085679 = 0.6854 BTC [+] |
08:36 |
chetty |
<ThickAsThieves> who takes delivery of a web dev project and THEN tests it? what web dev refunds money just cuz job isnt finished? <<< The US Gov? |
08:37 |
nubbins` |
big ol' whitespace breaks going down the page |
08:37 |
nubbins` |
oh, actually, it's fine now. must've not loaded properly before. |
08:37 |
nubbins` |
chetty XD |
08:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
chetty 1, TAT 0 |
08:50 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08 = 0.24 BTC [+] {2} |
08:52 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28173 @ 0.0008568 = 24.1386 BTC [+] {2} |
08:57 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0905 = 0.181 BTC [-] |
09:00 |
Neil |
I pointed out the >>= bug about 1 year ago. I got laughed at on the forums. |
09:01 |
Neil |
It's undefined behaviour to shift by an amount greater than or equal to the bitwidth of the type in C and C++. No such care was taken in the bitcoind codebase. |
09:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.080125 = 1.282 BTC [+] {3} |
09:01 |
Neil |
The laughing was something like "Yeah we'll all care about that in 2200" which is fair enough; no way will the bug last that long. And you won't care before then. |
09:02 |
nubbins` |
heh. |
09:02 |
Neil |
But a bug it is; the code wouldn't pass muster in GCC which I used to maintain. |
09:03 |
Neil |
The problem is most coders don't know the language they're writing, nor do they care. Hence the crap we deal with. We need more Dan Bernsteins and Matt Dillons. |
09:04 |
Neil |
(though DJBs language conformance was pretty shit too) |
09:04 |
Neil |
Lemme find the link |
09:07 |
Neil |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=118796.msg1294137#msg1294137 |
09:07 |
ozbot |
So, what happens when bitcoins stop being produced? |
09:07 |
Neil |
Yeah so I'm zebedee on the fora |
09:11 |
ThickAsThieves |
"I can't think of any computer program that was running 130 years ago that is still running today." ... |
09:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.091 = 0.182 BTC [+] |
09:14 |
nubbins` |
half that sentence isn't necessary |
09:15 |
Neil |
ThickAsThieves: The problem is, these are always signs that the dude that wrote it doesn't really know what they're doing. Hence why we're all running code with remote exploits. |
09:15 |
nubbins` |
actually, you could remove everything past the first three words |
09:15 |
Neil |
NSA doesn't have to try too hard. |
09:16 |
Neil |
When I release my bitcoin implementation, it may suck in many ways, but it won't have things like that in it. |
09:16 |
nubbins` |
twist: nsa foresaw digital currency and created bitcoin codebase so that a flawed implementation would ruin people on the idea |
09:18 |
Neil |
I guess I can celebrate understanding sthg mircea doesn't / didn't 24 hrs ago. There is no problem with the compilers; whatever they do is good; it's all in the language spec and doing something with no defined semantics. |
09:18 |
ThickAsThieves |
indeed, it also reminds me of the quantum mining guys somehow arguing that soliciting investors to create it would make them rich in bitcoins, while out the other side of their mouth saying that quantum invulnerable wallets can be made afterward |
09:18 |
ThickAsThieves |
also they'd open source the miners after they mined "enough" |
09:18 |
ThickAsThieves |
the whole thing was surreal |
09:19 |
ThickAsThieves |
what's worse is they weren't even scamming |
09:19 |
ThickAsThieves |
they believed it al |
09:19 |
ThickAsThieves |
l |
09:19 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45100 @ 0.00085612 = 38.611 BTC [-] {2} |
09:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
this is of course why ethereum can't be taken seriously, etc |
09:20 |
Neil |
Huh? They were claiming they'd be rich exploiting something whose value would go to zero being exploited? They'd have to be quick and smart in how they did said "exploiting". |
09:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
they said so on a stage as well! |
09:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
there's no smart quickness about it |
09:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
the value would be zero |
09:23 |
ThickAsThieves |
they were deadly focused on the sexiness of achieving psuedo-quantum mining and being geekchic |
09:24 |
KRS-One |
quantum computing is teh sexy |
09:24 |
KRS-One |
.bait |
09:24 |
ozbot |
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c040e08118610beb5c147f2f8af9cfc/tumblr_mt4lryKehL1s3pvr1o1_1280.jpg |
09:24 |
ThickAsThieves |
(This was Vitalik Buterin and Jordan Ash, for the record) |
09:26 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://noospheer.wordpress.com/ |
09:26 |
ozbot |
noospheer | The Quantum Graph |
09:26 |
jurov |
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1zf3di/bitstamp_and_kraken_can_you_respond_to_these/ |
09:26 |
ozbot |
Bitstamp and Kraken, can you respond to these allegations by your competitor that you aren't complyi |
09:26 |
ThickAsThieves |
has Bitstamp responded? |
09:27 |
jurov |
seems not |
09:28 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.021399 = 0.428 BTC [+] |
09:30 |
ThickAsThieves |
i wonder how blurry the line is for getting banned from commenting at theverge |
09:34 |
jurov |
am i blind or did it just vanished from /r/Bitcoin/ ? |
09:34 |
jurov |
with >600 upvoes, it should be right there |
09:34 |
jurov |
anyone can check? |
09:36 |
ThickAsThieves |
[removed] |
09:36 |
jurov |
iiiinteresting |
09:36 |
jurov |
<davout> they told me i'm slanderous soul |
09:36 |
jurov |
inb4 ^ |
09:37 |
ThickAsThieves |
does davout haz twitter? |
09:37 |
davout |
@Bitcoin_Central |
09:37 |
davout |
@davoutplantaire |
09:37 |
ThickAsThieves |
thx |
09:37 |
davout |
I used the former before, now I tweet under the latter |
09:37 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.000884 = 0.2652 BTC [+] |
09:38 |
davout |
jurov: o, you linked to me buttraping jesse powell :D |
09:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
davout makes mean posts on forums, therefore he is a liar and only trying to promote his business. Of course! |
09:41 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.0008848 = 0.2212 BTC [+] |
09:42 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 170 @ 0.00088497 = 0.1504 BTC [+] {2} |
09:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
people now trust the con- more than the -vincing |
09:44 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0914 = 0.457 BTC [+] |
09:47 |
ThickAsThieves |
i wondered what happened to The Genesis Block blog. It looks like they gave up writing and moved on to data |
09:48 |
ThickAsThieves |
good choice, i suppose |
09:48 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://thegenesisblock.com/ |
09:48 |
ozbot |
The Genesis Block |
09:50 |
ThickAsThieves |
Bitstamp Websocket API now available: https://www.bitstamp.net/websocket/ |
09:52 |
nubbins` |
http://filer.case.edu/dts8/thelastq.htm |
09:53 |
nubbins` |
ThickAsThieves: http://thegenesisblock.com/research/ |
09:55 |
ThickAsThieves |
ah they just tucked it under a misleading name |
09:55 |
ThickAsThieves |
they used to post more though |
09:55 |
Neil |
KRS-One: good bait; I have a soft spot for the Asian ladies |
09:55 |
nubbins` |
yeah, "research" is a misnomer |
09:58 |
Neil |
Hmm discus fish goes from 56K blocks to 594K blocks. |
09:58 |
Neil |
Or is blockchain.info full of it? |
10:03 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 32 @ 0.00512 = 0.1638 BTC [-] |
10:05 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.00511 = 1.533 BTC [-] |
10:08 |
mike_c |
ok.. i give up. mpex turns off 70% of its revenue, the share price goes down basically 0%. |
10:09 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 475 @ 0.00088668 = 0.4212 BTC [+] {3} |
10:09 |
jurov |
give up what? |
10:09 |
mike_c |
give up trying to understand. |
10:10 |
jurov |
welcome in the club |
10:10 |
jurov |
http://giant.gfycat.com/WholeCloudyConure.gif |
10:11 |
mike_c |
^ lol. love it. |
10:11 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5800001 = 1.16 BTC [-] {2} |
10:13 |
ThickAsThieves |
lol |
10:14 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.00510601 = 0.3115 BTC [-] |
10:19 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 228 @ 0.00088788 = 0.2024 BTC [+] |
10:21 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 862 @ 0.00021245 = 0.1831 BTC [+] {2} |
10:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.000888 = 0.2664 BTC [+] |
10:25 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 443 @ 0.00511 = 2.2637 BTC [-] {2} |
10:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 90 @ 0.00510956 = 0.4599 BTC [-] {2} |
10:28 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRIJ_jpmwzo Ver says sorry for shilling |
10:28 |
ozbot |
Roger Ver on MTGOX Bankruptcy and Bitcoin - YouTube |
10:29 |
ThickAsThieves |
bets on how long before he apologizes for this one? |
10:29 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00085612 = 15.3245 BTC [-] |
10:31 |
ThickAsThieves |
lol he namedrops ethereum... |
10:36 |
davout |
roger veere |
10:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.00088891 = 0.2222 BTC [+] {2} |
10:54 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 21 @ 0.00523699 = 0.11 BTC [+] {2} |
10:54 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.021399 = 0.1926 BTC [+] {2} |
10:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07800208 = 0.156 BTC [-] {2} |
11:00 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0447 = 0.1788 BTC [+] |
11:06 |
BingoBoingo |
;;ticker --market all |
11:06 |
gribble |
Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 617.07, vol: 34737.99747344 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 600.02, vol: 19273.94613 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 618.0, vol: 24450.39495296 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 617.62, vol: 141.42750145 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 600.553359, vol: 9473.99400000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 618.59, vol: 34.37330871 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 618.4077, vol: 193.3986179 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message) |
11:07 |
BingoBoingo |
Looks like the drama rally might be heating up |
11:11 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58 BTC [-] |
11:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0436004 = 0.218 BTC [-] {4} |
11:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.091001 = 0.455 BTC [-] {3} |
11:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.13311598 = 0.6656 BTC [-] {3} |
11:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.07794499 = 3.1178 BTC [-] {3} |
11:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0432505 = 0.173 BTC [-] {3} |
11:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.091001 = 0.364 BTC [-] {3} |
11:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.13311598 = 0.5325 BTC [-] {3} |
11:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 85 @ 0.07307177 = 6.2111 BTC [-] {10} |
11:14 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.58 = 1.74 BTC [-] |
11:20 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 51 @ 0.00522999 = 0.2667 BTC [-] {2} |
11:21 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.0429 = 0.3861 BTC [-] |
11:22 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0890006 = 0.178 BTC [-] {2} |
11:22 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-] {2} |
11:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.089 = 0.178 BTC [-] {2} |
11:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-] |
11:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0914999 = 0.183 BTC [+] {2} |
11:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-] {2} |
11:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.00088985 = 0.8899 BTC [+] {3} |
11:30 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1118 @ 0.00021 = 0.2348 BTC [-] {3} |
11:31 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 88 @ 0.00538988 = 0.4743 BTC [+] |
11:31 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07300335 = 0.219 BTC [-] {2} |
11:32 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07186666 = 1.078 BTC [-] {3} |
11:32 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 4180 @ 0.0055 = 22.99 BTC |
11:33 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.58 = 9.86 BTC [-] |
11:35 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2504 @ 0.0002002 = 0.5013 BTC [-] {8} |
11:36 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1268 @ 0.0001938 = 0.2457 BTC [-] {7} |
11:39 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.072 = 0.936 BTC [+] |
11:48 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5700002 BTC [-] |
11:55 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41200 @ 0.00085577 = 35.2577 BTC [-] {3} |
11:58 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58 BTC [+] |
11:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.36577410 BTC to 3`590 shares, 65899 satoshi per share |
12:01 |
benkay |
it's a mystery to me as well, mike_c |
12:01 |
benkay |
ready to play a game of catch-the-knife? |
12:02 |
mike_c |
except the knife isn't falling! |
12:05 |
ThickAsThieves |
while i'm not converted, mp did take the time to explain this already |
12:07 |
mike_c |
you mean http://trilema.com/2014/no-its-not-the-revenue/ ? |
12:08 |
Duffer1 |
good morning |
12:08 |
the20year2 |
Nice big trade today, joy |
12:08 |
the20year2 |
Does mircea_popescu have a contingency plan if Russia rolls through Romania too? |
12:11 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.13311598 = 0.7987 BTC [-] |
12:14 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58 BTC [+] |
12:15 |
ThickAsThieves |
i dont recall which or how many articles covered the topic, but i recall them mostly boiling down to mpoe being the only sure thing in bitcoin to invest in. |
12:16 |
ThickAsThieves |
if anything can remain irrational longer than the marker, it's surely a creation of mircea_popescu ;) |
12:16 |
ThickAsThieves |
market* |
12:19 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14350 @ 0.00085488 = 12.2675 BTC [-] {2} |
12:25 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16185 @ 0.00085757 = 13.8798 BTC [+] {2} |
12:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.090998 = 0.182 BTC [-] {2} |
12:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-] |
12:35 |
benkay |
;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:d380847cecd5806627a3b3890957c8abf829b0f91c3111495607da04 |
12:35 |
benkay |
|
12:35 |
gribble |
You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 39F274AFBC7ACAC7 |
12:36 |
lalusch |
casinobitco.in report online! |
12:37 |
Duffer1 |
? |
12:37 |
benkay |
lalusch: well give us a link why dontcha |
12:39 |
lalusch |
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B2SWZWkGJ1V3UEo0Q0lESk5nd0k&usp=sharing |
12:39 |
ozbot |
CasinoBitco.in - Public |
12:39 |
lalusch |
here you go |
12:40 |
Namworld |
These revenues suck |
12:41 |
lalusch |
yes |
12:43 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1zadbh/stratfor_examining_the_future_of_bitcoin/ |
12:43 |
ozbot |
[Stratfor] Examining the future of Bitcoin : Bitcoin |
12:45 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.00512442 = 2.0498 BTC [-] {12} |
12:45 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10412 @ 0.00085519 = 8.9042 BTC [-] |
12:46 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.59990999 = 2.3996 BTC [+] {3} |
12:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.0052001 = 0.286 BTC [+] |
12:50 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: any luck with that key? |
12:51 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00520011 = 0.26 BTC [+] |
12:54 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.0052001 = 0.234 BTC [-] |
12:55 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 34 @ 0.00510012 = 0.1734 BTC [-] {2} |
13:00 |
wao-ender |
vov 710 |
13:00 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://psychologicalinvestor.com/lib/real-markets/selling-bitcoin-froth-204/ |
13:00 |
ozbot |
Selling the Froth: A Simple Hedged Forex Strategy for Bitcoin-Denominated Returns |
13:00 |
ThickAsThieves |
by Dr Greg |
13:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 26 @ 0.00510014 = 0.1326 BTC [-] |
13:02 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 145 @ 0.00510327 = 0.74 BTC [+] {4} |
13:03 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00508463 = 0.3305 BTC [-] {5} |
13:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 62 @ 0.00505001 = 0.3131 BTC [-] {3} |
13:10 |
ThickAsThieves |
;;ticker |
13:10 |
gribble |
Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 669.34, Best ask: 669.72, Bid-ask spread: 0.38000, Last trade: 669.34, 24 hour volume: 51163.03455737, 24 hour low: 553.0, 24 hour high: 710.0, 24 hour vwap: 612.981668613 |
13:10 |
benkay |
"The fact that this type of strategy is ever viable at all seems to me to suggest at least one of two possible explanations: either the futures market is relatively inefficient and dominated by unhedged directional bets taken by gamblers and speculators, or the aggregate view of the Bitcoin capital markets is that the counterparty risk created by exchanges like ICBIT is too high to support strategies that require maintaining a position |
13:10 |
benkay |
thru to settlement in order to ensure profitability." |
13:10 |
ThickAsThieves |
nice |
13:11 |
benkay |
no fucking joke |
13:11 |
benkay |
little bit of column a, little bit of column b |
13:11 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: It's the drama bump |
13:12 |
asciilifeform |
http://cryptome.org/2014/03/amazon-macbook-fraud.htm |
13:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 23 @ 0.00504804 = 0.1161 BTC [-] {5} |
13:14 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 227 @ 0.00502 = 1.1395 BTC [-] {5} |
13:14 |
BingoBoingo |
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/P-p-p-powerbook |
13:14 |
ozbot |
P-p-p-powerbook - Encyclopedia Dramatica |
13:14 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: this one is considerably funnier |
13:15 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 300 @ 0.00055001 = 0.165 BTC [+] |
13:16 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 600 @ 0.00055 = 0.33 BTC [-] {2} |
13:16 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: Indeed, but it must be established that Apple Products are a serious hotbed of fraud |
13:17 |
asciilifeform |
the practical 'joke' in the piece isn't apple-specific |
13:18 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 82 @ 0.00556126 = 0.456 BTC [+] {2} |
13:18 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 29 @ 0.021399 = 0.6206 BTC [+] |
13:19 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 110 @ 0.0056699 = 0.6237 BTC [+] {2} |
13:19 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 19 @ 0.04259525 = 0.8093 BTC [-] {8} |
13:19 |
BingoBoingo |
No, but the high sticker prices seems to encourage bad behavior |
13:20 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: this is another one of those instances where the 'avoid ritually unclean things' formula is inadequate. |
13:21 |
BingoBoingo |
Definitely. The ritual cleasing is roughly as effictive as one of those "dream catchers" with an overly coarse net on a round wooden frame |
13:21 |
asciilifeform |
the only apple-specific detail in the plot is perhaps the difficulty of removing hdd in newer apple boxes for sanitation |
13:22 |
asciilifeform |
but this is 'coming soon to a cheap x86 box near you' at any rate |
13:22 |
asciilifeform |
soldered-down ssd is SOP on virtually all ARM boxes |
13:22 |
asciilifeform |
and those are quickly overtaking the winblows pc portable |
13:23 |
asciilifeform |
'The Market Has Spoken' (TM) that disk doesn't need to be removable. |
13:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 180 @ 0.00567497 = 1.0215 BTC [+] |
13:23 |
asciilifeform |
or accessible independent of the machine it was bought in. |
13:23 |
BingoBoingo |
For sure. Then there's the problem where business and education market products which seem to have longer time until then now usually come with firmware rooted by default. |
13:24 |
asciilifeform |
thinking that problem with modern hardware is limited to 'rooting' is a failure of imagination. |
13:24 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 36 @ 0.00500015 = 0.18 BTC [-] {3} |
13:24 |
asciilifeform |
enemy does not need to remotely control the box if he can encourage you to voluntarily practice bad comsec. |
13:24 |
asciilifeform |
and opsec |
13:25 |
asciilifeform |
e.g. mailing a personal box with live (!) environment to somebody. |
13:31 |
asciilifeform |
incidentally, hardware vendors are 100% solid wall behind this crap |
13:31 |
asciilifeform |
they stand to win big from the fact of bureaucrats (government and corporate both) mandating destruction of a whole machine upon write-off |
13:31 |
asciilifeform |
rather than merely the disk, with the remainder hitting the surplus market |
13:32 |
asciilifeform |
there is probably already a custom hydraulic press on the market for puncturing 'ipads' and the like |
13:33 |
FabianB |
;;ticker --market all |
13:33 |
asciilifeform |
with different punch settings for different brands |
13:34 |
gribble |
Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 682.0, vol: 52866.12433201 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 658.0, vol: 31370.83532 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 679.99, vol: 40243.08080348 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 629.3236, vol: 14258.70400000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 663.98554, vol: 56.78902517 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 652.6025, vol: 346.6546334 | Volume-weighted last average: 670.529002883 |
13:34 |
BingoBoingo |
I kind of imagined an Ipad destruction machine would "fold" the thing over a few times before puncturing. |
13:35 |
asciilifeform |
i have a dell laptop circa 2007 lying around in some box. it has a 'hammer here' target embossed on the bottom. |
13:35 |
asciilifeform |
(near the hdd cavity) |
13:35 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00500008 = 2.5 BTC [-] {8} |
13:36 |
asciilifeform |
military bureaucrats traditionally keep this simple. |
13:36 |
the20year2 |
could always just blow it up |
13:36 |
asciilifeform |
this was a machine with a deliberately non-standard (40mm?) mechanical drive |
13:37 |
BingoBoingo |
Well, a hammer is usually the right tool for this kind of job |
13:38 |
asciilifeform |
the point is, none of this is pushed by people concerned with actual security or whatnot |
13:38 |
asciilifeform |
it's 100% revenue maximization |
13:40 |
BingoBoingo |
OMG look what the Ripple shill and spyware guy said https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.msg5485066#msg5485066 |
13:44 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 92 @ 0.005 = 0.46 BTC [-] |
13:45 |
benkay |
BingoBoingo: impossibru |
13:46 |
BingoBoingo |
Ya Rly |
13:47 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.005 = 1.5 BTC [-] |
13:51 |
benkay |
fuck you BingoBoingo i want my five minutes back |
13:51 |
BingoBoingo |
benkay: You are welcome |
13:51 |
benkay |
someone is sporting a foundation lifetime member badge in that thread |
13:52 |
benkay |
fml |
13:52 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 989 @ 0.00490001 = 4.8461 BTC [-] {2} |
13:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.00499999 = 0.125 BTC [+] |
13:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [COG] [PAID] 1.18344475 BTC to 13`595 shares, 8705 satoshi per share |
14:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.05900001 = 0.236 BTC [-] {2} |
14:09 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: know what's sad? with all of the bitcoin phoundation's public goatfucking, the most commonly used client remains: the one put out by them, or whatever well-connected scammer picks up the torch. |
14:10 |
asciilifeform |
at the moment, the idiots daren't take advantage of this fact |
14:10 |
asciilifeform |
but at some point, they will |
14:10 |
asciilifeform |
perhaps when qualified 'help' materializes. |
14:10 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3600 @ 0.00085951 = 3.0942 BTC [+] |
14:11 |
mod6 |
lol, goat-rapers |
14:16 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1425 @ 0.000199 = 0.2836 BTC [-] {2} |
14:16 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.059 = 0.177 BTC [-] {2} |
14:19 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 976 @ 0.0001901 = 0.1855 BTC [-] {2} |
14:19 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21188 @ 0.00085954 = 18.2119 BTC [+] {2} |
14:20 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2033 @ 0.00019 = 0.3863 BTC [-] {2} |
14:21 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 777 @ 0.00019 = 0.1476 BTC [-] {3} |
14:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 679 @ 0.00018909 = 0.1284 BTC [-] {3} |
14:25 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5895 BTC [-] |
14:29 |
kakobrekla |
well, i can still negrate, despite the ban. at least something. |
14:30 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.5895 = 1.7685 BTC [-] |
14:33 |
BingoBoingo |
I dunno if people really read the forum for things other than the neg ratings anyways |
14:46 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-03/former-central-banker-admits-they-are-making-it-they-go-along |
14:46 |
ozbot |
Former Central Banker Admits "[They] Are Making It Up As They Go Along" | Zero Hedge |
14:49 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00085883 = 10.1342 BTC [-] {2} |
14:51 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 833 @ 0.00018283 = 0.1523 BTC [-] {5} |
14:53 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.073 = 0.219 BTC [+] |
14:58 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 577 @ 0.00518739 = 2.9931 BTC [+] {4} |
14:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07299998 = 0.146 BTC [-] |
15:05 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=j9cVWVcLU2w#t=351 |
15:06 |
BingoBoingo |
Why can't these news agencies specify timezones http://www.kyivpost.com/content/ukraine/russias-invasion-of-ukraine-march-3-live-updates-338232.html |
15:07 |
copumpkin |
kyiv post |
15:07 |
copumpkin |
I think we can tell what timezone they're talking about |
15:07 |
copumpkin |
but yeah, I agree in general :P |
15:08 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: since you seem to take an interest in the subject: http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/03/reichstag-fire-in-kiev.html |
15:10 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: Well my interest is largely due to http://bitbet.us/bet/769/crimea-2-electric-boogaloo/ which I hope to profit from on the "Yes" side by the arrival of Sradinian troops |
15:11 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: betting on a proper, long-awaited nato vs. russian shooting war is great fun, but ww3 makes it a little hard to collect. |
15:14 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: At the moment Bitbet seems the only real platform for hedging that risk which might deliver. |
15:15 |
kakobrekla |
but bitbet is scam http://bitbet.us/bet/621/any-altcoin-will-surpass-litecoin-in-market-capitalization/#c2535 |
15:16 |
kakobrekla |
just ask reddit! |
15:16 |
ThickAsThieves |
interesting |
15:16 |
BingoBoingo |
kakobrekla: They forget that Bitbet and not Reddit is the court though. |
15:17 |
ThickAsThieves |
so aurawracoin is already trading? before it's been distributed to every Icelandian? |
15:17 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59 BTC [+] |
15:17 |
ThickAsThieves |
which glorius exchange? |
15:17 |
kakobrekla |
just you wait and see how fast people stop using this shit court. |
15:18 |
BingoBoingo |
I wonder how much it costs people to retain this dude's services a'la med 20th century Boxing http://mlb.mlb.com/cutfour/index.jsp#contentId=68612078 |
15:19 |
ThickAsThieves |
.088btc for one AUR?! |
15:19 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: Just like 0.032 BTC for a Novacoin!!! |
15:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
i wish the bet was worded better though |
15:20 |
BingoBoingo |
I February 2013 |
15:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
like must have 250BTC trades in a 30-day period |
15:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
or whatever |
15:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
it says "ends up" |
15:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
wtf is that? |
15:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
does it mean on that date of closure? |
15:22 |
ThickAsThieves |
i guess thatd be the best way |
15:22 |
kakobrekla |
it would imply so |
15:22 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.0843275 = 0.7589 BTC [+] {2} |
15:26 |
ThickAsThieves |
this twitter thing in no fun if no one responds |
15:26 |
ThickAsThieves |
is |
15:26 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: Who are you trying to engage? |
15:26 |
ThickAsThieves |
scammers and shills |
15:27 |
ThickAsThieves |
they so trollsilient |
15:27 |
ThickAsThieves |
https://twitter.com/Bitcoin_Assets |
15:27 |
ozbot |
Bitcoin Error Log (Bitcoin_Assets) on Twitter |
15:30 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59 BTC [+] |
15:32 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: Don't worry, they respond eventually. |
15:33 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: You may also need to pick some better targets |
15:37 |
ThickAsThieves |
suggestions? |
15:39 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: Well you have to scope the people out a bit first and remember people like @maxkeister take the same approach to criticism Pirateat40 did, they ignore it. |
15:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
meh too much work |
15:40 |
deadweasel |
^ |
15:41 |
BingoBoingo |
Like anything else the additional work is really very little when you know what to look for. |
15:41 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5606 @ 0.00085998 = 4.821 BTC [+] |
15:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
i take this very seriously |
15:43 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: A nice first step is checking your feed for Maybe controversial tweets from people you follow. If there are a lot of responses call out some of the idiots. |
15:43 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0424 = 0.1696 BTC [-] |
15:44 |
ThickAsThieves |
that worked before i think |
15:44 |
ThickAsThieves |
it's ok |
15:44 |
ThickAsThieves |
i dont need acknowledgement from the targets though |
15:44 |
ThickAsThieves |
i know they read it |
15:44 |
ThickAsThieves |
and their heart hurts a little |
15:45 |
mod6 |
troll those feeds! |
15:45 |
Duffer1 |
pretty much anyone related to the bitcoin foundation or max keiser should provide you with ample work TaT |
15:49 |
deadweasel |
what's the goal here, anyway? |
15:49 |
ThickAsThieves |
no goal |
15:49 |
ThickAsThieves |
just my first time twittering in any notable quantity |
15:50 |
ThickAsThieves |
i'll probably bore of it in a couple weeks |
15:51 |
ThickAsThieves |
i mean, to fix the world. that's my goal |
15:51 |
ThickAsThieves |
by fix, i mean, make it what i think it should be at any given moment, ofc |
15:53 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 163 @ 0.0055 = 0.8965 BTC |
15:56 |
ThickAsThieves |
Ken Slaughter video http://www.news-leader.com/article/20140302/BUSINESS04/303020022/Bitcoin-Springfield-mining-machines-Slaughter |
15:57 |
ThickAsThieves |
;;genrate 7000 |
15:57 |
gribble |
The expected generation output, at 7000.0 Mhps, given difficulty of 3815723798.81, is 0.000922589212592 BTC per day and 3.84412171913e-05 BTC per hour. |
15:57 |
ThickAsThieves |
he says his avalons make $150/day |
15:58 |
BingoBoingo |
;;genrate 400000 |
15:58 |
gribble |
The expected generation output, at 400000.0 Mhps, given difficulty of 3815723798.81, is 0.0527193835767 BTC per day and 0.00219664098236 BTC per hour. |
15:59 |
ThickAsThieves |
"Well i called and talked to Ken today and he said Just Watch what happens in 3 weeks So i think that is the good news he is talking about, So i will wait the 3 weeks and reserve my judgement of everything till then" |
16:01 |
ThickAsThieves |
The FCC has issued a $1.9 million fine against Viacom, NBC Universal, and ESPN for their promotions of 2013 action movie Olympus has Fallen. According to a filing, it started receiving complaints in March of 2013, when Viacom-owned Comedy Central aired a trailer containing the two-tone emergency signal. The trailer aired several more times on other channels over the following days, and |
16:01 |
ThickAsThieves |
viewers weren't happy. "This is misleading and had our entire family running to the TV to find out what was going on, only to find it was a commercial," reads one complaint. |
16:02 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 102 @ 0.0050004 = 0.51 BTC [-] {4} |
16:03 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1498 @ 0.00500003 = 7.49 BTC [-] {3} |
16:05 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 110 @ 0.005 = 0.55 BTC [-] {3} |
16:09 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 20 @ 0.13311598 = 2.6623 BTC [-] |
16:18 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61700 @ 0.00086145 = 53.1515 BTC [+] {4} |
16:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.09099999 = 0.455 BTC [+] |
| |
~ 30 minutes ~ |
16:56 |
nubbins` |
^ such a saucy quit msg :0 |
16:58 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 168 @ 0.00499839 = 0.8397 BTC [-] {5} |
16:59 |
mircea_popescu |
Neil yah actually that article of yours is what my intel people hit me over the head with |
16:59 |
mircea_popescu |
i remembered there's something amiss but didn't actually remember wtf it was so i ended up being all derpy about it. |
17:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 24 @ 0.08916749 = 2.14 BTC [-] {3} |
17:09 |
mircea_popescu |
Apocalyptic yeah, sorta what he could get. |
17:10 |
mircea_popescu |
dexX7 yeah, they managed to lose their customer db a week or two ago. maybe that's all they lost, who's to know at this point. |
17:10 |
cazalla |
reading the casinobitco.in feb report - if bitcoin price is lower, would it be right to assume people would be more bitcoin as it's worth less? |
17:10 |
cazalla |
yet they seem to blame low price on less bets |
17:11 |
cazalla |
and no - i did not buy any of this i just like to read what people are doing |
17:11 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves on the other hand, i'd be fucking amazed if buffett is still around in 10 years |
17:11 |
mircea_popescu |
let alone 20. |
17:11 |
ThickAsThieves |
well that's how it happene dwith sdice |
17:11 |
ThickAsThieves |
if it holds true it would be an indicator now that casinobit is dwindling |
17:12 |
mircea_popescu |
cazalla if there's some such effect, it'd conceivably show slower than one month |
17:12 |
jcpham |
dat gox shitshow |
17:12 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Generally, advanced age can get people to go away |
17:12 |
cazalla |
they are blaming lower volume on lower price but i would think vol would be higher with lower price |
17:12 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo and before it does, it can get people to be unable to evaluate the future. |
17:12 |
mircea_popescu |
o wow look at this, mpoe-pr forum heroin nao ? |
17:13 |
mircea_popescu |
or how do you say, heroess ? |
17:13 |
cazalla |
heroine? |
17:13 |
jcpham |
mircea_popescu I told someone that MPOE-PR was light years ahead of mtgox the other day |
17:13 |
cazalla |
heroiness? |
17:13 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: I think now the trend is China White, or Heroine |
17:13 |
jcpham |
pretty sure they agreed |
17:13 |
kakobrekla |
cazalla got a link to that |
17:13 |
mircea_popescu |
Neil when do you release such a wonder anyway ? |
17:13 |
mike_c |
the guy is 83, he gets a pass. he has quite a track record of not being stupid. |
17:14 |
cazalla |
kakobrekla: https://www.havelockinvestments.com/reportdownload.php?id=70 page 4 |
17:14 |
mircea_popescu |
mike_c he easily gets a pass from me too, he can say whatever the fuck he wants |
17:14 |
mircea_popescu |
doesn't mean i'll agree with what he says tho |
17:14 |
kakobrekla |
a pdf. |
17:15 |
kakobrekla |
which includes google docs spreadsheet link. |
17:15 |
mircea_popescu |
Neil at any rate, i wasn't saying there's something wron with the compilers, i said it depends how shit's implemented. basically, a write-out of "undefined" |
17:15 |
kakobrekla |
why is the report not on facebook |
17:15 |
mike_c |
which shows a complete lack of ability to run a sportsbook. |
17:15 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla because facebook is for porn |
17:15 |
mircea_popescu |
o no wait. |
17:16 |
mircea_popescu |
jurov wait, reddit deletes threads ? |
17:17 |
mircea_popescu |
nah it's there, or at least i see it. |
17:17 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Twitter is for porn http://deadspin.com/the-cardinals-are-very-embarrassed-by-carlos-martinezs-1530572369 |
17:18 |
mircea_popescu |
blergh. |
17:18 |
mircea_popescu |
hopefully the idiot got told to get fucked by the team. |
17:19 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Throws a baseball too good for that. Was told to just watch actual porn and skip the tweets |
17:19 |
mircea_popescu |
not that idiot. the other idiot. |
17:19 |
BingoBoingo |
Ah |
17:19 |
mircea_popescu |
"Matheny told two reporters this morning that he spoke privately to Martinez and that he addressed the team again about their actions on social media this morning." |
17:19 |
mircea_popescu |
matheny needs to be out of a job. |
| |
↖ ↖ ↖ |
17:19 |
mircea_popescu |
this sort of irresponsible behaviour on his part is intolerable by a major. |
17:20 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway, if i owned the cardinals he'd be fired. |
17:20 |
BingoBoingo |
Problem is he is too good as well, at being grumpy and old. |
17:20 |
mircea_popescu |
fuck him. |
17:20 |
mircea_popescu |
you don't like porn, you don't get to work. |
17:20 |
mircea_popescu |
queue at the soup kitchen. |
17:20 |
BingoBoingo |
Well, when BTC tops $10,000 Maybe buy the Cardinals? Play at MPEx stadium? |
17:20 |
benkay |
http://bitbet.us/bet/621/any-altcoin-will-surpass-litecoin-in-market-capitalization/ |
17:20 |
ozbot |
BitBet - Any altcoin will surpass Litecoin in market capitalization |
17:21 |
benkay |
mircea_popescu: u gon have a headache with that one |
17:21 |
mircea_popescu |
i'd rather buy something cool. |
17:21 |
mircea_popescu |
benkay tell me about it. |
17:21 |
benkay |
the "any coin" clause |
17:21 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Make it a troll buy around $100k/BTC Matheny will prolly still be there by then. |
17:22 |
mircea_popescu |
;;google how much did the cardinals cost last time |
17:22 |
gribble |
St. Louis Cardinals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_Cardinals>; Red Sox World Series Tickets 81% Higher Than Cardinals ... - Forbes: <http://www.forbes.com/sites/jesselawrence/2013/10/20/red-sox-world-series-tickets-81-higher-than-cardinals-tickets-for-fall-classic/>; St Louis Cardinals on the Forbes MLB Team Valuations List: (1 more message) |
17:22 |
mircea_popescu |
meh |
17:23 |
mircea_popescu |
mike_c i have no idea dood, i went to bed fully expecting to see it way lower. i come back... it's gone from 86-87 to what, 84ish |
17:23 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: $150 million in 1995 |
17:24 |
mircea_popescu |
owch. even at $100k / btc, it'll prolly be 10k btcs or some shit. seems excessive. |
17:24 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: You forget that whol 'Murica collapsing part. |
17:26 |
mircea_popescu |
copumpkin can i get a summary ? i just fucking banned youtube. |
17:26 |
BingoBoingo |
100k/BTC might be as forgetable a milestone as silver parity |
17:26 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: the pope saying "cazzo" |
17:26 |
copumpkin |
during an address |
17:26 |
mircea_popescu |
haha |
17:26 |
mircea_popescu |
wait |
17:26 |
mircea_popescu |
isn't hte pope argentine ?! |
17:26 |
mircea_popescu |
he cusses in italian ?! |
17:26 |
copumpkin |
yeah, giving a speech in italian |
17:27 |
copumpkin |
it was a mistake, he was trying to say "caso" |
17:27 |
copumpkin |
:P |
17:27 |
mircea_popescu |
holy perra hermano! |
17:27 |
copumpkin |
but it was unambiguously cazzo |
17:27 |
mircea_popescu |
o i c |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
til : spanish is quite well gender balanced : |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
Then I touched her cunt. |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
Entonces le toqué la concha. |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
Entonces le toqué el mico. |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
Entonces le toque el coño. |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
Entonces le toque la panocha. |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
two masculine cunts, two feminine cunts. |
17:29 |
mircea_popescu |
jic. |
17:30 |
mircea_popescu |
lmao ken slaughter says THREE weeks ? |
17:30 |
mircea_popescu |
scam. |
17:31 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 137 @ 0.00495005 = 0.6782 BTC [-] |
17:32 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 20 @ 0.00648 = 0.1296 BTC [+] {2} |
17:35 |
Duffer1 |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=462370.msg5480240#msg5480240 |
17:35 |
ozbot |
[ActiveMining] Official Shareholder Discussion Thread [Moderated] |
17:36 |
BingoBoingo |
http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2014/03/03/kennesaw-state-orders-museum-remove-are-racist-past-woman-whose-land-was-given#.UxR6DSFZPmM.twitter |
17:36 |
ozbot |
Kennesaw State orders museum to remove are on racist past of woman whose land was given to universit |
17:36 |
Duffer1 |
common B-A injuries: severe bruising from facepalm repetition, permanent eyeroll syndrome |
17:37 |
mircea_popescu |
wait women are a race ? |
17:37 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Maybe to aspies? |
17:38 |
mircea_popescu |
"Out of this cesspool of vice rises that hideous monster, a possible menace to every home in the South. He has the savage nature and murderous instincts of the wild beast, plus the cunning and lust of a fiend." |
17:38 |
mircea_popescu |
ouch. |
17:39 |
asciilifeform |
took a break from my usual doings, wrote psot: |
17:39 |
asciilifeform |
http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1446 |
17:39 |
mircea_popescu |
"But her legacy has always been tarnished by the racist views that launched her career." / "but we've never managed to cope with the fact that people in the past did not think very much of the stereotypes we today hold dear" |
17:39 |
ozbot |
Loper OS » Modern Chumpatronic Engineering. |
17:39 |
mircea_popescu |
omgspam |
17:39 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18552 @ 0.00085969 = 15.949 BTC [-] |
17:39 |
BingoBoingo |
Ban SPAM!!! |
17:41 |
kakobrekla |
sorry about that. |
17:41 |
BingoBoingo |
Is Diablo-D3 still banned? |
17:41 |
kakobrekla |
no |
17:42 |
mircea_popescu |
is anyone still banned ? |
17:42 |
kakobrekla |
no |
17:42 |
mircea_popescu |
are you married ? |
17:42 |
kakobrekla |
no |
17:42 |
mircea_popescu |
do you mind if we keep asking you questions until you answer yes ? |
17:42 |
kakobrekla |
no |
17:43 |
mircea_popescu |
did you ever have sex with an eskimo and/or navy seal ? |
17:43 |
kakobrekla |
no |
17:43 |
mircea_popescu |
anything good on tv ? |
17:43 |
kakobrekla |
no |
17:43 |
mircea_popescu |
did you write a script for this yet ? |
17:43 |
kakobrekla |
no |
17:44 |
mircea_popescu |
did you accept jesus in your heart and other cavities ? |
17:44 |
kakobrekla |
well, not at the same time. |
17:44 |
mircea_popescu |
lol |
17:44 |
mircea_popescu |
aite, i'm satisfied. |
17:44 |
kakobrekla |
k |
17:45 |
wao-ender |
lul http://blog.magicaltux.net/2010/06/27/php-can-do-anything-what-about-some-ssh/ |
17:55 |
BingoBoingo |
Texas since #BitcoinTexas is a hashtag http://gawker.com/family-that-gets-arrested-for-meth-together-makes-out-i-1535467958 |
17:55 |
mircea_popescu |
ahaha |
17:56 |
mircea_popescu |
wait, so siblings may not kiss in the us ?! |
17:57 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Generally not |
17:57 |
mircea_popescu |
uh. |
17:57 |
mircea_popescu |
fucking weird country that. |
17:57 |
wao-ender |
indeed. |
17:57 |
wao-ender |
such normal in Europe. |
17:57 |
mircea_popescu |
She said the two had been living in a motel with her 2-year-old twin daughters |
17:57 |
BingoBoingo |
Arised because another TwoBitIdiot like account https://twitter.com/ryanxcharles raised the issue of a Bitcoin Texas nonference |
17:57 |
mircea_popescu |
dude wtf, living in a motel ? what's that, like 50 bucks a night? |
17:58 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Depends on the motel, could go as low as $50 a week if the interstate is too fat. |
17:58 |
BingoBoingo |
or far |
17:58 |
mircea_popescu |
"How many incestuous half siblings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You do the meth." << ahaha |
17:58 |
mircea_popescu |
gawker comments way better than gawker |
17:58 |
BingoBoingo |
For sure. Like Slashdot, or Ars. |
18:00 |
mircea_popescu |
"wow! this website is a scam, can we get a link to reddit and bitcointalk.org protest time!" |
18:00 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla what the fuck are we doing with that retarded altcoin bet. |
18:00 |
kakobrekla |
kill all humans. |
18:01 |
BingoBoingo |
Flip a coin? |
18:01 |
BingoBoingo |
Preferably on of thickastheives's altcoins? |
18:01 |
mircea_popescu |
no but srsly. |
18:02 |
wao-ender |
I like it |
18:02 |
wao-ender |
huge pot in |
18:02 |
kakobrekla |
first of all |
18:02 |
kakobrekla |
what does "ends up" zactly mean |
18:02 |
mircea_popescu |
first of all i'm banning that retarded site, it's a signal about as good as pissing in the snow. |
18:03 |
wao-ender |
:D |
18:03 |
mircea_popescu |
http://coinmarketcap.com/ bs. |
18:03 |
ozbot |
Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations | Bitcoin Ripple Auroracoin Litecoin Peercoin Dogecoin Nxt Ma |
18:03 |
wao-ender |
I like art in snow. |
18:03 |
wao-ender |
with piss |
18:03 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla it's... ambiguous |
18:03 |
mircea_popescu |
0.o |
18:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0432 = 0.1728 BTC [+] |
18:05 |
kakobrekla |
even more interesting is |
18:06 |
kakobrekla |
that the bet does not exclude ripple |
18:06 |
mircea_popescu |
ripple is not a coin tho |
18:06 |
benkay |
what is a coin? |
18:06 |
kakobrekla |
who am i? |
18:06 |
mircea_popescu |
gotta have a blockchain at a minimum neh ? |
18:06 |
kakobrekla |
they have some sort of blockchain |
18:06 |
mircea_popescu |
i mean otherwise what, facebook is a coin |
18:07 |
wao-ender |
it isn't ?! |
18:07 |
mircea_popescu |
mk ima go take a coinpiss and brb |
18:07 |
kakobrekla |
im selling all my facebucks then. |
18:07 |
wao-ender |
use buttcoins only please. |
18:08 |
mircea_popescu |
no but srsly, i have a serious problem just giving 15 btc to some dorks who went and did what basically ? |
18:08 |
mircea_popescu |
aurora coin has nothing, atc is more fleshed out than it. |
18:08 |
mircea_popescu |
"we are going to help iceland" |
18:08 |
mircea_popescu |
it's not even fucking legal to trade btc in iceland. |
18:08 |
kakobrekla |
but at the end of the day its what the bet sez and what you can prove not what the truth is. |
18:08 |
wao-ender |
yeah |
18:09 |
wao-ender |
but aur doubled, nice pump & dump |
18:09 |
benkay |
it /is/ a coin. |
18:09 |
kakobrekla |
bitfury was such example. |
18:09 |
benkay |
just like atc and ltc and dgc |
18:09 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla this is also true |
18:09 |
mircea_popescu |
"#2551 5,638 BTC volume." |
18:09 |
mircea_popescu |
where is it even listed ? |
18:10 |
kakobrekla |
i was wondering myself |
18:10 |
kakobrekla |
didnt find it |
18:10 |
decimation |
asciilifeform your blog post is good. I think the root of the issue (the reason why chumps bow prostrate to their masters) is that the chumps fail to distinguish fantasy from reality |
18:10 |
decimation |
a trustworth bitcoin exchange should exist, this is an exchange, therefore it is trustworthy? |
18:10 |
mike_c |
mircea_popescu: it at least makes me feel better that you were surprised too. |
18:11 |
kakobrekla |
it could be the guys set up something nonpublic and gave the guy the feed |
18:11 |
mircea_popescu |
decimation you ever read that grand tlp piece re trading ? |
18:11 |
kakobrekla |
now they just herp derp there |
18:11 |
kakobrekla |
while everyone is scratching heads |
18:11 |
decimation |
not sure, possibly |
18:11 |
mircea_popescu |
mike_c i capitulated re s.mpoe price making any sense like a year ago |
18:12 |
mircea_popescu |
i dun claim to understand it. maybe better minds later on. |
18:13 |
mircea_popescu |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498522.0;all |
18:13 |
ozbot |
MtGox source code leaked ... |
18:13 |
mircea_popescu |
o hey look at that. |
18:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.08916021 = 0.4458 BTC [-] {3} |
18:14 |
joecool |
posting this so nobody loses sleep |
18:14 |
joecool |
<MagicalTux> [07:10:14] <joecool> MagicalTux: kalyhost going to continue operations? <- that's the plan |
18:14 |
mircea_popescu |
"Does Deutsche Bank use php? Does HSBC use fucking MYSQL??? Do any of those banks comment out lines in production code for debugging?!?!?!?" |
18:14 |
mircea_popescu |
i suspek forum noobs would be mighty surprised. |
18:15 |
decimation |
I would be shocked if they didn't |
18:15 |
joecool |
probably all asp, the pinnacle of security |
18:15 |
wao-ender |
no, fortran! |
18:15 |
mircea_popescu |
joecool anyone use them other than forum ? |
18:15 |
mike_c |
bank software is probably terrible. i highly doubt they have good programmers. |
18:15 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway, commented out lines in production software are more common than web designers. |
18:15 |
joecool |
mike_c: windows server 2003 is stable ok? |
18:16 |
mircea_popescu |
heck, linux kernel has commented out lines |
18:16 |
mircea_popescu |
(or at least had, i'm not really following) |
18:16 |
joecool |
mircea_popescu: still does, i need to see how many uses of "fuck" they still have in source |
18:16 |
mike_c |
commented out lines are pretty bad (or at least a pet peeve). that's what source control is for. |
18:16 |
joecool |
used to have a tracker for that |
18:16 |
decimation |
what's wrong with commenting out lines of code? they are crumbs for students |
18:17 |
mike_c |
what's wrong is they make the code less readable, thereby making it harder for the 2nd programmer who has to touch the code. |
18:17 |
joecool |
mostly scheduler stuff, because nobody can make up mind how how to schedule tasks for 64k cpu's vs. a typical desktop |
18:17 |
kakobrekla |
i dont think forum is still on kalyhost |
18:17 |
mircea_popescu |
joecool > 42 |
18:17 |
kakobrekla |
joecool well, he thought and say same for gox. |
18:17 |
joecool |
kakobrekla: well its ok though, MT says kalyhost is staying in operation |
18:18 |
joecool |
we have to believe him |
18:18 |
mircea_popescu |
mike_c pet or nonpet, fact. |
18:18 |
Bugpowder |
mircea_popescu: who cares about source code |
18:18 |
Bugpowder |
20GB of user docs leacked |
18:18 |
kakobrekla |
am i the only one so retarded to read the footer of the forum |
18:18 |
kakobrekla |
>Sponsored by Private Internet Access, a Bitcoin-accepting VPN. |
18:18 |
mircea_popescu |
a ok |
18:18 |
mircea_popescu |
wait vpn ? |
18:18 |
mircea_popescu |
forum is on virtual hosting ? |
18:19 |
kakobrekla |
vpn is not vps |
18:19 |
mircea_popescu |
i guess that's kind-of impressing actually. |
18:19 |
mircea_popescu |
o |
18:19 |
kakobrekla |
but afaik they host them |
18:19 |
mircea_popescu |
yeah my blind. |
18:19 |
mircea_popescu |
Bugpowder this is re the very concerning leak at mtgox, |
18:19 |
mircea_popescu |
in that ~20gb worth of idiots' passport scans are now in the wild. |
18:19 |
Bugpowder |
yeah.... GOD DAMN IT |
18:19 |
mircea_popescu |
these are EXTREMELY vulnerable people, because most of them have either forced their bank to accept "weird" txs |
18:20 |
mircea_popescu |
or even signed ok's for "weird" txs. |
18:20 |
mircea_popescu |
getting out of an identity theft mess will be a royal pain in the loins |
18:20 |
Bugpowder |
http://pastebin.com/N7B5DC4d |
18:20 |
ozbot |
Goxed - Pastebin.com |
18:20 |
Bugpowder |
My friends are not happy |
18:20 |
Bugpowder |
nor am I |
18:20 |
mircea_popescu |
i can' read all that. exec summary ? |
18:21 |
Bugpowder |
just find nanashi and read all his comments |
18:21 |
mircea_popescu |
a ok |
18:21 |
Bugpowder |
he didn't hack it |
18:21 |
Bugpowder |
they may release a torrent |
18:21 |
Bugpowder |
they say no personal info released of users |
18:21 |
Bugpowder |
they won't release personal info |
18:22 |
Bugpowder |
(probably they will sell that instead of leak it :( |
18:22 |
Bugpowder |
That motherfuckering tool. |
18:22 |
mircea_popescu |
derp. |
18:22 |
mircea_popescu |
Bugpowder ya well who toldja to use gox. |
18:22 |
Bugpowder |
You said OTC |
18:22 |
TATrilllaInTehMi |
I think u gotta take 'ends up' as 'when this bet closes' |
18:23 |
Bugpowder |
little did I expect OTC to be the SAFE routh |
18:23 |
Bugpowder |
route |
18:24 |
mircea_popescu |
yeah well. |
18:24 |
decimation |
well, at the very least with OTC damage is limited and healing |
18:24 |
mircea_popescu |
^ |
18:24 |
Bugpowder |
The user data all stored in mySQL |
18:24 |
mircea_popescu |
this is what strategic soundness is |
18:25 |
Bugpowder |
Dude was more concerned with putting a frappachino cafe in his own fucking building than using svn. |
18:25 |
mircea_popescu |
course, it IS possible the leaked thing is not actually their code. |
18:25 |
asciilifeform |
http://pastebin.com/2QvBdNea |
18:25 |
ozbot |
NameHomeMobilePersonal EmailEmergency ContactEmergency Number Adam Turner - Pastebin.com |
18:25 |
asciilifeform |
karpeles had a wife? |
18:25 |
mircea_popescu |
"I think what concerns me more than anything is that they're rounding some of their values." |
18:25 |
mircea_popescu |
wow. |
18:26 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform https://picasaweb.google.com/100317866314689750892/ProfilePhotos |
18:27 |
mircea_popescu |
lol o look, twitter beleeted, picasa beleeted, aww. |
18:27 |
asciilifeform |
was something there? |
18:27 |
Bugpowder |
borked |
18:27 |
asciilifeform |
empty now. |
18:27 |
kakobrekla |
maybe its his cat. |
18:28 |
Bugpowder |
Apple Pie? |
18:28 |
mircea_popescu |
kinda fun that everyone was acutally fucking japanese girls. |
18:28 |
mircea_popescu |
imagine these kids, you know ? buncha weaboos start card trading website |
18:28 |
mircea_popescu |
end up affording to move to japan and pork lolis all dai |
18:28 |
mircea_popescu |
talk about living the dream. |
18:28 |
asciilifeform |
well, 'first ecstasy, then laundry.' |
18:29 |
TATrilllaInTehMi |
is the fill fox DB in the wild yet? |
18:29 |
TATrilllaInTehMi |
full |
18:29 |
decimation |
they never did the laundry apparently |
18:29 |
mircea_popescu |
TATrilllaInTehMi afawk. |
18:30 |
ivet |
can anyone direct me to a good irc channel for bitstamp trading? |
18:30 |
TATrilllaInTehMi |
afawk=dunno? |
18:30 |
BingoBoingo |
ivet: Maybe get a cloak first? |
18:30 |
mircea_popescu |
as far as we know |
18:30 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07727271 = 0.85 BTC [-] {6} |
18:30 |
mircea_popescu |
does #bitstamp exist ? |
18:30 |
TATrilllaInTehMi |
I know |
18:31 |
mircea_popescu |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.msg5492674#msg5492674 << check out karpeles' sock doing damage control. |
| |
↖ |
18:31 |
ozbot |
Calling out the Bitcoin Foundation Scam. |
18:31 |
mircea_popescu |
such noobs, le wow. |
18:31 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18600 @ 0.00085761 = 15.9515 BTC [-] {2} |
18:31 |
BingoBoingo |
Oh, moar anti-porn n00bs http://deadspin.com/which-knbr-employee-is-downloading-huge-amounts-of-porn-1535336358 |
18:32 |
kakobrekla |
bitstamp tard came spamming re bitstamp back in 2012 or what was it, to such extent that he got a k-line |
18:32 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.00494475 = 1.9779 BTC [-] {4} |
18:36 |
BingoBoingo |
;;ticker --market all |
18:36 |
gribble |
Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 680.0, vol: 65736.15109940 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 643.2, vol: 41149.86071 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 680.0, vol: 49700.76269936 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 644.809386, vol: 16392.57100000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 670.89335, vol: 67.80058344 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 663.4488, vol: 419.40543934 | Volume-weighted last average: 667.901191362 |
18:36 |
kakobrekla |
>Dj Dope |
18:36 |
kakobrekla |
12:32 AM (3 minutes ago) > hey guys can you resolve this as a yes, aurora already almost doubled and everyone else agrees? thanx |
18:36 |
BingoBoingo |
Looks like BTC has serious drama support this week |
18:36 |
kakobrekla |
.... |
18:37 |
kakobrekla |
mp everyone else agrees. |
18:37 |
kakobrekla |
that has to be THE merit. |
18:37 |
kakobrekla |
what u say eh |
18:37 |
ThickAsThieves |
i left a disagree |
18:38 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla yes everyone agrees, let's send the winners to gox. |
18:39 |
BingoBoingo |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=339544.msg5491951#msg5491951 |
18:39 |
ozbot |
BitBet Stole ~$7,000 from me (10 BTC) |
18:39 |
mircea_popescu |
i dunno, to me this entire shit looks like a transparent attempt of the quoted site to made 10 btc or w/e. |
18:39 |
mircea_popescu |
the entire auroracoin thing looks like it cost less than what the bet would bring in. |
18:39 |
BingoBoingo |
So verdict is "Yes" everyone gets beta access to Gox 2 Electric Bugabear |
18:39 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00085703 = 3.9423 BTC [-] {2} |
18:40 |
mircea_popescu |
no but seriously, anyone got a link to any place auroracoin thing is actually traded ? |
18:41 |
ThickAsThieves |
add to the FAQ: In a circumstance where an accepted bet is determined to have unreliable determining factors, BitBet shall choose factors as best it can, or refund all bets at its own discretion. |
18:41 |
BingoBoingo |
Refund everybody minus fee? "Poorly spec's BitBEt Med getting whipped" |
18:41 |
ThickAsThieves |
www.cryptsy.com |
18:41 |
ThickAsThieves |
https://www.cryptsy.com/markets/view/160 |
18:41 |
ozbot |
Cryptsy - AUR/BTC Market |
18:42 |
mircea_popescu |
eh get the fuck out, cryptsy never saw 1k btc in its entire existence |
18:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
surely it has |
18:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
but i still agree |
18:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
this is way fishy |
18:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
and a scam |
18:42 |
BingoBoingo |
It is a lesson in forcing better specs |
18:43 |
ThickAsThieves |
should probably just refund everyone |
18:43 |
mircea_popescu |
i dunno, i can't ok this. i mean i couldn't care less either way, it's bettors' btc on either side of the bet. |
18:43 |
ThickAsThieves |
i have a bet in there |
18:43 |
mircea_popescu |
but for the love of the sanctity of marriage... |
18:44 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves i can't fucking push it either, it's a legitimate contention. |
18:44 |
BingoBoingo |
I mean scamcoin tricks suggest forcing people to either spec better signals or kill MPOE bot |
18:44 |
kakobrekla |
firstly, how will you handle 'ends up' ? |
18:44 |
kakobrekla |
was there an answer to this |
18:44 |
ThickAsThieves |
if it's legitimate it was from day 1 |
18:45 |
ThickAsThieves |
Yes |
18:45 |
ThickAsThieves |
i think 'ends up' is important to define |
18:45 |
kakobrekla |
secondly, it doesnt specify if it has to be minable/premined or to which extent that can be |
18:45 |
BingoBoingo |
This might be a good time to suggest a BitBet, "Bitbet to not accept further Altcoin Marketcap bets in 2014" |
18:45 |
ThickAsThieves |
'ends' has a menaing after all |
18:46 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla nope |
18:46 |
ThickAsThieves |
precedent at bitbet is to say 'above x rate at any time, or by a specific time' etc |
18:46 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla well it specifies "coin" |
18:46 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 806 @ 0.00480085 = 3.8695 BTC [-] {3} |
18:47 |
ThickAsThieves |
it specifies 'altcoin' |
18:47 |
mircea_popescu |
aite. |
18:47 |
ThickAsThieves |
in the headline at least |
18:47 |
mircea_popescu |
most fucked up bet of 2013 award |
18:47 |
ThickAsThieves |
hmm |
18:47 |
ThickAsThieves |
where is AUR blockchain viewable? |
18:47 |
mircea_popescu |
the sad irony of it all beinbg that i hazily recall mod asking me if i see a problem and me saying no. |
18:47 |
ThickAsThieves |
can coins in circulation be confirmed? |
18:47 |
mircea_popescu |
i guess i was right... it's not that there's A problem. |
18:48 |
BingoBoingo |
Nah, most fucked up might get litigated around 12 UTC |
18:48 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves i guess if someone can be bothered to install their wallet. |
18:48 |
ThickAsThieves |
i'm not icelandic |
18:48 |
ThickAsThieves |
:) |
18:48 |
mircea_popescu |
maybe we should just crash it. |
18:48 |
BingoBoingo |
x-bt doesn't trade it though |
18:48 |
mircea_popescu |
"bitbet resolves dubious bet by crashing dubious altscam into the ground" |
18:50 |
ThickAsThieves |
what websites has bitbet allowed as proof in the past? |
18:50 |
ThickAsThieves |
btc-e |
18:50 |
ThickAsThieves |
any others? |
18:50 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform for he record, Лохотрон is way better than "Chumpatron" |
18:50 |
kakobrekla |
ThickAsThieves lots. |
18:50 |
mircea_popescu |
bitcoincharts |
18:50 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: but of course. |
18:50 |
mircea_popescu |
blockchain |
18:51 |
ThickAsThieves |
those dont have alts |
18:51 |
ThickAsThieves |
sry |
18:51 |
mircea_popescu |
well you askd |
18:51 |
ThickAsThieves |
i meant for altcoin bets |
18:51 |
mircea_popescu |
not really many alt bets allowed till recently. |
18:51 |
asciilifeform |
'you go to war with' the pidgin you have, not the literary language you wish you had... |
18:51 |
mircea_popescu |
yeah. |
18:52 |
mircea_popescu |
also i think tpoh does not even nearly map on the english tron |
18:52 |
mircea_popescu |
which is more like... half of the tron troff pair than anything |
18:52 |
BingoBoingo |
Fuck, Imma have to learn Russian by June aren't I |
18:53 |
ThickAsThieves |
how about i tell which side i bet on and you just resolve it to that? |
18:53 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: by april! |
18:53 |
ThickAsThieves |
as good a criteria as any here ! |
18:53 |
mircea_popescu |
"russian by june" sounds like a good book |
18:53 |
mircea_popescu |
provided june is a hawt ukrainian blondy |
18:53 |
nubbins` |
^ |
18:53 |
ThickAsThieves |
Only Fools Russian |
18:53 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: If they come this fast I live way to close to a trascom outpost. |
18:53 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves i imagine you're on the no side |
18:53 |
nubbins` |
:o |
18:54 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.04242 = 0.8484 BTC [-] {2} |
18:54 |
ThickAsThieves |
i wont tell you, otherwise Scam accusations |
18:54 |
kakobrekla |
it cant resolve as no yet |
18:55 |
asciilifeform |
once met a military type (american) who knew just one russian phrase, but knew it very well: 'don't shoot - i know secrets' |
18:55 |
mircea_popescu |
jhahaha |
18:55 |
ThickAsThieves |
nice |
18:55 |
mircea_popescu |
good phrase to know. |
18:56 |
mircea_popescu |
https://www.google.com/search?q=%D0%BD%D0%B5+%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8F%D0%B9%D1%82%D0%B5+-+%D1%8F+%D0%B7%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8E+%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%8B&complete=0 |
18:57 |
BingoBoingo |
I've been learning in the wrong direction then. My first phrase was "Fuck your mother горничная" |
18:57 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: did that key work? |
18:57 |
mircea_popescu |
copumpkin yeah. http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-03-2014#541337 |
18:58 |
copumpkin |
oh, sorry, must've been offline or mentally impaired |
18:58 |
copumpkin |
thanks! |
18:58 |
mircea_popescu |
have fun |
18:58 |
* |
copumpkin tries his magic stat |
18:59 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: If you want a lower stakes pro sports team https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontier_Greys is probably available for under 300 BTC and... No facilities to maintain |
19:00 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23950 @ 0.00085861 = 20.5637 BTC [+] |
19:00 |
mircea_popescu |
or alternatively i could hire twenty cocksucking "masseuses" for like 12 btc a season and have the porniest pro sports team in da werld |
19:01 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: one of these days, you ought to write 'n00b guide' to sports bets. for instance, i grew up thinking of the whole concept as a chumpatron (lusers bet, the sports meisters throw matches & pocket the chumpatronium) |
19:01 |
peterl |
didnt the "lingerie leauge" or whatever they call it try that? |
19:01 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Well, Sauget Illinois is pretty much strip clubs and nothing else |
19:01 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform no, you're exactly correct, |
19:01 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: That actually isn't far from the truth |
19:01 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: whee, it works!!!!! |
19:01 |
mircea_popescu |
line betting is essentially someone getting in between bitbet and the luser, offering "services" and other customer supports. |
19:02 |
mircea_popescu |
copumpkin wd! |
19:02 |
asciilifeform |
ahahaa |
19:02 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform and i don't mean this stylistically. it is factually and quite mathematically exact. |
19:02 |
copumpkin |
what are these strange cxbtc things I have |
19:02 |
mircea_popescu |
copumpkin well if you had smpoe and didn't log in for a year you prolly got a buncha divs and whatnot |
19:02 |
copumpkin |
oh sweet |
19:02 |
mircea_popescu |
kinda how finance works. |
19:03 |
copumpkin |
MPOE is by far the best investment I've ever made if you count how much I paid for it and how much it has grown and BTC has grown |
19:03 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: SPorts betting at its essence boild down to finding players and ownership groups with such animosity towards one another that throwing the game isn't and option. |
19:03 |
copumpkin |
investment/gamble :P |
19:03 |
mircea_popescu |
so good for you. |
19:03 |
copumpkin |
better for you :) |
19:03 |
mircea_popescu |
i'm sure you can find a buncha daytrading lokhs that know way better. |
19:03 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: seems like a serious amount of work to do, simply in order to make a fair gamble. |
19:03 |
copumpkin |
lol |
19:04 |
mircea_popescu |
"so far my best investment was, buy some mpex stocks and not logging in for a year" |
19:04 |
mircea_popescu |
sounds like fightin' words in forum land. |
19:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.0424 = 0.848 BTC [-] |
19:04 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: oh, I'm an index fund kinda guy, and I scoff at daytraders |
19:04 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: remember my 'test drive' of mpex? that's all i did... |
19:04 |
* |
copumpkin scoffs at daytraders |
19:05 |
mircea_popescu |
what do we know. |
19:05 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: It can be. While winning a bet is the best outcome, the best expectable outcome is betting on a game that provides a decent "sweat" |
19:05 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12650 @ 0.00085885 = 10.8645 BTC [+] |
19:05 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: this is an interesting point |
19:05 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway, this is a quite legitimate business endeavour. mpex is designed so that people can make their own brokerages and serve demographics on top of it. |
19:05 |
mircea_popescu |
bitbet is so made that people can run their own line books backed on it |
19:05 |
mircea_popescu |
etc. |
19:06 |
mircea_popescu |
growth enabling strategy. |
19:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.59909839 = 2.9955 BTC [+] {4} |
19:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00479 = 0.479 BTC [-] |
19:06 |
mircea_popescu |
course, this shit takes professionalism (of the actual kind), so there's not that much being done so far. |
19:06 |
peterl |
copumkin: great way to invest if you have the patience to not get in your own way |
19:06 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: The nature of how baseball works lends a lot of games to beign interesting sweats. Less so with hockey, still far less with Handegg, and almost never does an interesting sweat come from basketball. |
19:07 |
mircea_popescu |
why is this ? |
19:07 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: because of some intrinsic fact about the games? or mere historical happenstance? |
19:07 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: Intrinsic facts in this ordering. |
19:07 |
mircea_popescu |
do tell ? |
19:08 |
BingoBoingo |
Baseball's offense is based on an action that at best succeeds 1/3 of the time. |
19:08 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.0056745 = 0.1873 BTC [+] {2} |
19:08 |
BingoBoingo |
Hockey similarly relys on accidental scoring. |
19:08 |
BingoBoingo |
With Handegg, generally there is a better team and that team wins. |
19:08 |
mircea_popescu |
so this makes them better sweats ? |
19:09 |
mircea_popescu |
ah cause randomness ? |
19:09 |
BingoBoingo |
With basketball pointshaving is a thing. |
19:09 |
mircea_popescu |
;;google pointshaving |
19:09 |
gribble |
Point shaving - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_shaving>; Jo (pointshaving) on Twitter: <https://twitter.com/pointshaving>; What is Point Shaving? - Basketball - About.com: <http://basketball.about.com/od/collegebasketballglossary/g/point-shaving.htm> |
19:09 |
ThickAsThieves |
by sweat you mean suspense? |
19:09 |
peterl |
I seem to remember reading that good baseball teams lose to bad teams more often than good basketball teams lose to bad teams |
19:09 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Yeah. Randomness makes more Interesting bets. |
19:09 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: Exactly |
19:09 |
BingoBoingo |
Even the Miami Marlins win some games |
19:09 |
mircea_popescu |
oh i see |
19:10 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02142205 = 0.557 BTC [+] {3} |
19:10 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 735 @ 0.00475315 = 3.4936 BTC [-] {12} |
19:10 |
BingoBoingo |
Bets are not investments |
19:10 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo amusingly, i just rewatched every given sunday earlier |
19:10 |
mircea_popescu |
miami... sharks was it ? |
19:10 |
kakobrekla |
<BingoBoingo> mircea_popescu: Yeah. Randomness makes more Interesting bets. < that explains the just dice! |
19:10 |
nubbins` |
^ heh |
19:11 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: In the movie. IRL the dolphins at that level. |
19:11 |
BingoBoingo |
kakobrekla: The difference is dice players aren't patient enough to wait two hours to find out how they rolled. |
19:12 |
mircea_popescu |
" According to the 1999 Gambling Impact Study, an estimated $80 billion to $380 billion was illegally bet each year on sporting events in the United States. This estimate dwarfed the $2.5 billion legally bet each year in Nevada" |
19:12 |
mircea_popescu |
heh |
19:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00469999 = 0.5875 BTC [-] {2} |
19:12 |
ThickAsThieves |
"The CEO of Reddit has personally gone to bitcointalk to warn users to not invest in an IPO coin "Redditcoin" and warn they will take action if it is released." |
19:12 |
ThickAsThieves |
take action how? |
19:12 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Well, Nevada has no professional teams |
19:12 |
kakobrekla |
coingen it tat |
19:13 |
asciilifeform |
ThickAsThieves: imagine if technology were possible! he could simply whisper 'this turd will not bear my pgp signature' and be done. |
19:13 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves sue, basically. |
19:13 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform that technology would basically be... imagine if poor people had no money. |
19:13 |
mircea_popescu |
that's all the needed technology. |
19:13 |
ThickAsThieves |
shit the last thing i need is reddit after me |
19:13 |
ThickAsThieves |
i dont have enough firsts or walls |
19:14 |
ThickAsThieves |
fists* |
19:14 |
asciilifeform |
i mean, it is a deep mystery to me why it should ever remain in doubt whether 'X endorses Y' |
19:14 |
asciilifeform |
given that we have public key crypto |
19:14 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform "It is of negative survival value in the context of financial collapse." << this is strictly untrue. |
19:14 |
mircea_popescu |
trustfulness is actually always positive, and much more so in stressed environments. |
19:15 |
ThickAsThieves |
so there's some kinda chatter about some bitcoin news tomorrow |
19:15 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: only as 'part of a balanced diet!' with a working 'Friend Or Foe' detector. |
19:15 |
ThickAsThieves |
could explain the rally |
19:15 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves just ver & co trying to wash the foundation thing. |
19:15 |
kakobrekla |
how ? |
19:15 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform no, i mean this. gedank : |
19:16 |
ThickAsThieves |
https://twitter.com/niccary/status/440598582551674880 |
19:16 |
ozbot |
Twitter / niccary: This is going to be an exciting ... |
19:16 |
mircea_popescu |
two sets of chumps, separated by semipermeable membrane. on left, trustfull, on right untrustful chumps. |
19:16 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1774 @ 0.00460426 = 8.168 BTC [-] {7} |
19:16 |
kakobrekla |
maybe its theseckritbitcoinproject.io |
19:16 |
mircea_popescu |
simple minded sociopaths arise in both compartments with the same, god dictated frequency. |
19:16 |
mircea_popescu |
sociopath on trustful side easily and frictionlessly builds army, wipes other side. |
19:16 |
ThickAsThieves |
lol |
19:16 |
mike_c |
haha. from that twitter page: "@niccary @marketmakers @Bloomberg @blockchain did the price of #bitcoin go up as to insider trading?" |
19:17 |
mircea_popescu |
sociopath on trustless side wastes all his time being paul fucking atreides, wasting his time fighting the freemen leaders. |
19:17 |
mike_c |
insider trading on bitcoin!! |
19:17 |
mike_c |
moar regulations please |
19:17 |
BingoBoingo |
;;nigger --market all |
19:17 |
gribble |
Error: "nigger" is not a valid command. |
19:17 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 50 @ 0.02216199 = 1.1081 BTC [+] {3} |
19:17 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5801 = 1.1602 BTC [-] {2} |
19:17 |
BingoBoingo |
Srry |
19:17 |
BingoBoingo |
;;ticker --market all |
19:17 |
gribble |
Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 673.26, vol: 64724.23883599 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 641.724, vol: 40894.4983 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 670.5, vol: 50996.06328152 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 641.018476, vol: 16685.66700000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 666.9435, vol: 67.8440946 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 671.50415, vol: 431.73359996 | Volume-weighted last average: 661.927690152 |
19:18 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://texasbitcoinconference.com/hackathon |
19:18 |
ozbot |
Texas Bitcoin Conference - Hackathon |
19:18 |
ThickAsThieves |
surely someone here can nab that $1m |
19:18 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: this is correct, depending on the playing field. not everyone is inclined to build armies, though - some folks just want to kill & eat their neighbors. |
19:18 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00567493 = 0.1078 BTC [+] |
19:18 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform but it is not actually sociopathic to kill the trustful. |
19:18 |
ThickAsThieves |
"Up to 49% of your team can be remote." |
19:18 |
mircea_popescu |
basically, the story here is that statistically, the trustfull will fare better. |
19:19 |
mircea_popescu |
for that matter, the strategy of the woman that goes "i like you, fuck me please" actually beats into shit the strategy of the woman that plays the aloof wallflower. |
19:19 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.02219999 = 0.2886 BTC [+] {2} |
19:19 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22950 @ 0.00085885 = 19.7106 BTC [+] |
19:19 |
mircea_popescu |
as counterintuitive and mother-in-law-wisdom contradictory this may seem. |
19:19 |
cazalla |
wonder if gox actually deleted account and personal details as they said they would after 90 days (from memory i was 90) |
19:19 |
asciilifeform |
my first imagined picture, when reading mr. o's bit, was the demise of the dodo bird. |
19:19 |
mike_c |
cazalla: do you really wonder? |
19:19 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: ебать его |
19:20 |
BingoBoingo |
I will write this n00b guide to sports bets |
19:20 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.00459999 = 0.92 BTC [-] {2} |
19:20 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00567494 = 0.1702 BTC [+] |
19:20 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform but a dodo is not a chump. |
19:20 |
BingoBoingo |
And in the process teach people how to only lose 30% pr year |
19:21 |
mircea_popescu |
your own definition includes free will. |
19:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
"Iceland’s Auroracoin Passes Litecoin, Becomes Third Largest Altcoin by Market Cap" coindesk... |
19:21 |
asciilifeform |
well, the animal is often described as having had an... inadequate reaction to predators, having lives as it did without them |
19:21 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 51 @ 0.00459 = 0.2341 BTC [-] {2} |
19:22 |
ThickAsThieves |
enky says "Auroracoin is premined, it doesnt make sense to look the marketcap" |
19:22 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform that part is true. but it was not capable of useful work. |
19:22 |
mircea_popescu |
compare for better results the fate of various subhuman tribes encountered by europeans. |
19:22 |
mircea_popescu |
the ones that failed to suck cock rapidly, eagerly and well are now extinct. |
19:23 |
asciilifeform |
i do wonder what, if anything, has been heard of the Yanomami indians since that time when traders supplied them with shotguns... |
19:24 |
mircea_popescu |
aztecs made hernan cortes king. aztecs still exist today. sioux though it proper to oppose. sioux are gone. |
19:24 |
BingoBoingo |
Well in that case the ones who never encountered small pox before are equally extinct. |
19:24 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: didn't you have something about popescuity at some point? |
19:24 |
copumpkin |
I don't see it anymore :( |
19:24 |
mircea_popescu |
copumpkin yeah it was a signed message in like... 2011 ? |
19:24 |
BingoBoingo |
And the Sious did outlast the Aztecs. |
19:24 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo how you figure ? |
19:25 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: damn, I'm out of date :( |
19:25 |
* |
kakobrekla sends some date to copumpkin |
19:25 |
ThickAsThieves |
so i posted the link to The Last Question on facebook, and it only got Likes from jesus lovers |
19:25 |
mircea_popescu |
lol |
19:25 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00562006 = 0.1124 BTC [-] {2} |
19:25 |
BingoBoingo |
Aztec descendents survived on their women's lubrication and in that course became something different. Sioux staying pure now merely sell gas for $6 per gallon to people who can't stay on the interstate. |
19:26 |
mircea_popescu |
so i've been reading stan's last post for the past fucking hour, becase you people are killing any shred of productivity. |
19:26 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo i kinda count "Becoming something different" as survival. |
19:26 |
mircea_popescu |
seeing how it's the key to survival. |
19:27 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1742 @ 0.00459 = 7.9958 BTC [-] |
19:27 |
cazalla |
mike_c: not really :\ i am hopeful they did delete my ID as they said they would after i closed my account |
19:28 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Well it counts as personal survival, but not cultural survival. It's a mindset. A flawed one. But it is the one dominant on this continent in spite of wrongness. |
19:28 |
mircea_popescu |
cazalla all that hopeful and five dollars buys you a cup of coffee. |
19:28 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo shitty cultures aren't going to survive anyway. |
19:28 |
mircea_popescu |
people took 25k years to come up with... pottery ? fuck them, you don't even want that shit to survive. |
19:29 |
mircea_popescu |
kind-of why the only thought the collapse of the us evokes in my head is... well... good riddance. |
19:29 |
mircea_popescu |
i'd much more regret the russians should they go, even as they've been unmitigated assholes their entire history. |
19:29 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: The bigger problem is they had buffalo that many years and never managed to turn them into cows. |
19:29 |
mircea_popescu |
at least good novels. plus good words. |
19:30 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo some argument can be brought that a relative lack of readily available iron made them kind-of stone-age-bound 4ever. |
19:30 |
mircea_popescu |
imo it's a weak argument. |
19:30 |
BingoBoingo |
Wisconsin had plenty of easy Iron |
19:30 |
mircea_popescu |
right. |
19:30 |
mircea_popescu |
i mean... most of yurp had no iron |
19:30 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 196 @ 0.00459 = 0.8996 BTC [-] |
19:30 |
mircea_popescu |
sweden did, and it was enough. |
19:30 |
BingoBoingo |
The problem was they used Iron to shape flint and not the right way |
19:31 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 41 @ 0.0046 = 0.1886 BTC [+] {2} |
19:31 |
mircea_popescu |
no but i mean... nobody forbade that, you know ? |
19:31 |
mircea_popescu |
they could have shoved it up their butts too, |
19:32 |
BingoBoingo |
Still an interesting alternate history it would be if the filthy spanish did not small pox the continent and therby give the English the chance to colonize |
19:32 |
mircea_popescu |
just as long as they made some tenochtitlan steel sabres cca 1300 |
19:33 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/wp-content/90s.jpg |
19:33 |
mircea_popescu |
he looks like such a total derp, too |
19:33 |
BingoBoingo |
I some alternate history Ohio could have been the real Afghanistan |
19:33 |
mircea_popescu |
they give stars to anyone now. |
19:33 |
asciilifeform |
'those were the great roaring 90s, we survived as well as we could' |
19:34 |
asciilifeform |
multiple generations of derps killed their predecessors, ending with a final crop of mostly-functional beings |
19:34 |
mircea_popescu |
but tha tdouche ? srsly ? |
19:34 |
asciilifeform |
as described, in great detail, elsewhere |
19:34 |
mircea_popescu |
people are rolling in graves. |
19:35 |
mircea_popescu |
"if you give that fucking nimrod 1500 i'll shoot him on general principle" |
19:38 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: I'm telling you can't be more than 20 BTC next year to take them http://www.frontierleague.com/teams/frontier-greys/ |
19:39 |
mircea_popescu |
jaysus |
19:39 |
BingoBoingo |
Check the history of the town they are headquartered in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauget,_Illinois |
19:40 |
mircea_popescu |
http://www.frontierleague.com/league/transactions/ < o look, they have a bitcoin exchange |
19:40 |
ozbot |
Transactions | Frontier League |
19:40 |
BingoBoingo |
Seriously the formula should be buy a frontier league team, hire some MLB players |
19:40 |
BingoBoingo |
??? |
19:40 |
mircea_popescu |
what's OF SS etc |
19:41 |
BingoBoingo |
Profit |
19:41 |
BingoBoingo |
OF is outfield |
19:41 |
BingoBoingo |
SS is Shortstop |
19:41 |
mircea_popescu |
"The population was 249 at the 2000 census." hah |
19:41 |
mircea_popescu |
Sauget was incorporated as "Monsanto" in 1926. It was formed to provide a liberal regulatory environment and low taxes for the Monsanto chemical plants at a time when local jurisdictions had most of the responsibility for environmental rules. It was renamed in honor of Leo Sauget, its first Village President |
19:41 |
mircea_popescu |
ew |
19:41 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Well, No one but Monsanto and strip clubs actually are in the city limits |
19:41 |
mircea_popescu |
i wouldn't buy that shit if it was free. |
19:42 |
BingoBoingo |
Well they haven't had a mayor not named Sauget in nearly a century |
19:42 |
BingoBoingo |
Fuedalism is alive and well in /Murica |
19:43 |
mircea_popescu |
The Monsanto plant in Sauget was also home to a serious accident in January 1992 when worker Charles Pritchett was critically hurt. Pritchett was caught in an auger used for moving small materials and shredding rubber. He was stuck in the auger for five hours while officials attempted to extract him. Pritchett was in a coma for three months and pronounced dead twice. Pritchett's leg was eventually amputated due to infe |
19:43 |
mircea_popescu |
ction and the severity of the mutilation. Judge C. Glenn Stevens awarded the man $16,000,000 in 1993 to compensate him. To satisfy the judgment, the Midwest Rubber Reclaiming plant and equipment owned by the Monsanto Corporation was sold at auction in August 1993. The site has since been leveled with no future prospects for development. |
19:43 |
mircea_popescu |
herp |
19:43 |
BingoBoingo |
herp, It was reclaimed for still more strip clubs |
19:43 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36300 @ 0.00086013 = 31.2227 BTC [+] {3} |
19:44 |
mircea_popescu |
what's a working girl make there ? |
19:44 |
BingoBoingo |
Depends on the tits and how not black she is |
19:44 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.09099433 = 0.273 BTC [+] {3} |
19:45 |
mircea_popescu |
white c cup |
19:45 |
mircea_popescu |
24 yo |
19:45 |
BingoBoingo |
hundreds a night if she's fat and black, thousands if the ain's fat and lighter. White C cup would prolly work in Caseyville where the money is better |
19:45 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 31 @ 0.0046 = 0.1426 BTC [+] |
19:45 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00085996 = 7.3527 BTC [-] |
19:45 |
BingoBoingo |
Especially at 24 |
19:46 |
mircea_popescu |
thousands a night ? |
19:46 |
mircea_popescu |
wow, more than most start-ups. |
19:46 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: That East Saint Welfare |
19:46 |
mircea_popescu |
need moar #womenintech, because currently they're not fucktarded enough to work really long hours doing relaly anyoing shit for very little money. |
19:47 |
BingoBoingo |
For Srs. |
19:47 |
mircea_popescu |
fact : the ~average~ entrepreneur will not have made by age 40 as much money as the average hs floozie working the stripping joints in saget, il made. |
19:47 |
BingoBoingo |
Cause they only make 4x what then men driving the trucks make |
19:48 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Most of those floozies make more than the doctors that patronize them make |
19:48 |
mircea_popescu |
not oft said enough. |
19:48 |
BingoBoingo |
And then they turn 30 |
19:49 |
BingoBoingo |
Once they turn 30 some horses at Fairmount park sell their jizz for more than the floozie's going rate. |
19:49 |
mircea_popescu |
"I move that MPOE-PR be appointed supreme dictator of the Bitcoin Foundation. |
19:49 |
mircea_popescu |
Hopefully these will be the first orders of business: dissolve, disband, liquidate." |
19:49 |
mircea_popescu |
dude imagine, a chick being emperor of bitcoin. |
19:50 |
BingoBoingo |
So much fanfiction would happen |
19:50 |
asciilifeform |
why the hell not |
19:50 |
mircea_popescu |
^ |
19:50 |
mircea_popescu |
you two answered each other. |
19:52 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Does Hanna have thoughts on these developments? Other than "finally" and oter breif quips? |
19:52 |
mircea_popescu |
you'll have to ask her i guess. |
19:53 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 239 @ 0.00469999 = 1.1233 BTC [+] {3} |
19:53 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9004 @ 0.00086034 = 7.7465 BTC [+] |
19:53 |
BingoBoingo |
Eh, I don't go on Bitcointalk that often anymoar |
19:54 |
BingoBoingo |
I also have to do this paper on n00b sportbetting for asciilifeform |
19:54 |
BingoBoingo |
And find ALL of the satoshi communications |
19:54 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: not direly essential, i think i got the basic idea from your summary |
19:54 |
BingoBoingo |
Ans still try to double those ATC holding |
19:55 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: Well, n00bs don't read -assets so I might as well write it for them. |
19:56 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 77 @ 0.0047 = 0.3619 BTC [+] |
19:57 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 27 @ 0.0055 = 0.1485 BTC |
20:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 436 @ 0.0047 = 2.0492 BTC [+] |
20:01 |
mircea_popescu |
not wasted effort, writing things up |
20:02 |
mircea_popescu |
"The last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series, the Ottoman Empire still existed." |
20:03 |
BingoBoingo |
And that is why I try not to travel futher north than I-70 |
20:03 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22230 @ 0.00086215 = 19.1656 BTC [+] {3} |
20:04 |
BingoBoingo |
And Cubs fans drink this swill called "Old Style" which isn't strong enough to be a malt liquor or palatable enough to be a beer. |
20:10 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: cultural, educational: http://lurkmore.to/%D0%9F%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BA%D0%B0 |
20:13 |
mircea_popescu |
lol |
20:13 |
mircea_popescu |
clearly military brothels aren't what they used to be |
20:15 |
BingoBoingo |
As I write the noob sports betting article, I'd like to open a quick survey. What team would people pick to take the World Series this year? |
20:15 |
mircea_popescu |
lol the churkin performance at the un is pretty lulzy |
20:15 |
asciilifeform |
ahahaha |
20:15 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo i couldn't name a tea, |
20:16 |
mircea_popescu |
check that out, they only got 1% ish respond to mobilization orders ? |
20:17 |
mircea_popescu |
lmao. |
20:17 |
mircea_popescu |
people all derping around about war. if a general mobilization order issued by the ukraine is ignored so, who the fuck is going to go to war ? france ? |
20:17 |
mircea_popescu |
maybe if they make the war 4 hours a day and everyone the same height. |
20:19 |
asciilifeform |
'make w0r in your sp4r3 t1m3' |
20:19 |
nubbins` |
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bmo-customer-s-account-emptied-of-87k-as-bank-falls-for-scam-1.2555647 |
20:19 |
ozbot |
BMO customer's account emptied of $87K as bank falls for scam - British Columbia - CBC News |
20:20 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: When I wrote the electric boogaloo bet, France's boots were the ones I imagined solving it as Yes |
20:20 |
nubbins` |
BMO = canada's 4th-largest bank |
20:20 |
mircea_popescu |
how did you think that one |
20:20 |
BingoBoingo |
Or Sardinia's boots |
20:20 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` pretty funny. |
20:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
i'd bet on the Red Sox |
20:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
but i'm from there |
20:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
which i suppose is relevant |
20:20 |
ThickAsThieves |
sweat factor n all |
20:20 |
BingoBoingo |
Nah, Players as old as big Pappi don't get consecutive good seasons |
20:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
oh i dont watch baseball anymore |
20:21 |
ThickAsThieves |
only when i worked at a newspaper |
20:21 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: And this is why you follow AsicMiner and not things more interesting to drink to. |
20:22 |
ThickAsThieves |
i dont drink really |
20:22 |
ThickAsThieves |
other than for the taste sometimes |
20:22 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: And your lack of drinking is why you care about shit like ASICMiner |
20:22 |
ThickAsThieves |
once i fell out of it, it just makes me sleepy and feel crappy |
20:23 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: Building a habit takes work |
20:23 |
BingoBoingo |
So does building an addiction |
20:23 |
ThickAsThieves |
i put plenty time in during my 20s |
20:23 |
ThickAsThieves |
i get bored with everything eventually |
20:23 |
BingoBoingo |
For some reason I suspect your 20's weren't very roaring... |
20:23 |
ThickAsThieves |
i'm even bored with getting bored with things |
20:24 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: Maybe it is time to see what Abercrombie tastes like? |
20:24 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform wow, orlov is pro moscow ?! |
20:24 |
ThickAsThieves |
i ahev my stories |
20:24 |
BingoBoingo |
What would Hemmingway do? |
20:24 |
mircea_popescu |
how the hell does that work ? just because he dislikes the usg ? |
20:24 |
ThickAsThieves |
arrests, fights, etc |
20:24 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: not exactly - mostly anti-u.s./'international community' |
20:24 |
asciilifeform |
or rather, anti-anglo |
20:25 |
BingoBoingo |
ThickAsThieves: I'm still out on bail since last spring |
20:25 |
mircea_popescu |
but it can't seriously be contemplated ukrainians'd fare better under putin than under merkel |
20:25 |
mircea_popescu |
or is it ? |
20:25 |
ThickAsThieves |
lol |
20:25 |
ThickAsThieves |
well then |
20:25 |
mircea_popescu |
i mean... eu in no way means anglo |
20:25 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: under merkel << time for a 'joke' |
20:25 |
nubbins` |
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/how-synthetic-identity-fraud-costs-canada-1b-a-year-1.2554429 |
20:25 |
ozbot |
How 'synthetic' identity fraud costs Canada $1B a year - Canada - CBC News |
20:25 |
BingoBoingo |
Oh, In simple western terms mircea_popescu takes a 180 from IRC mircea |
20:25 |
asciilifeform |
russian derper: 'if we'd let the jerries win, we'd be riding in mercedes benz now!' |
| |
↖ ↖ |
20:25 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo huh ? |
20:25 |
asciilifeform |
counter-derper: 'as the leather seats' |
| |
↖ ↖ |
20:25 |
nubbins` |
"In one case, Kelly suspects the person used in the scheme had poor English skills and, through miscommunication, wrote down what he believed was the fake name he was supposed to use, which was apparently flashing across his computer screen. This fake identity went on to have an effective credit rating, a driver’s licence, bank accounts, a telephone and an apartment (with renter’s insurance). And |
20:25 |
nubbins` |
all under the name: Server Froze." |
20:26 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform lol |
20:26 |
mircea_popescu |
server froze is actrually not a bad name |
20:26 |
mircea_popescu |
for a lead vocal of a postpunk band |
20:26 |
nubbins` |
certainly, mister froze |
20:27 |
nubbins` |
just sign here |
20:27 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Twitter you sounds rather pro-Putin IRC you sounds rather fuck everybody. Unfortunatly people miss the Trilema you fuck everybody needs to be literal |
20:27 |
mircea_popescu |
it's mister server |
20:27 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo i'm not pro putin in any sense. it's just that most of the people ending up in my feed are english speaking propaganda agents |
20:27 |
mircea_popescu |
so i tend to give them a hard time |
20:28 |
nubbins` |
vladimir poutine |
20:28 |
mircea_popescu |
lol |
20:28 |
nubbins` |
wouldn't be able to take the guy seriously if he wasn't such a fucking hardass |
20:29 |
mircea_popescu |
he's a pretty decent hardass. |
20:29 |
mircea_popescu |
sort-of like reaganesque i guess |
20:29 |
ThickAsThieves |
kenna says hi! http://www.moneyandtech.com/mar3-news-update/ |
20:30 |
mircea_popescu |
still tryin' huh. |
20:30 |
mircea_popescu |
why can't he just make an altcoin like any well behaved scammer and fade into the bitbucket. |
20:30 |
asciilifeform |
orlov's view seems to be that usg/nato/allies wreck countries (near east, etc.) to retard development -> to throttle resource consumption, create captive markets a la the brits at their peak, churn mil. inventory, 'controllable chaos' to feed various parasites. |
20:30 |
asciilifeform |
this is by no means an uncommon view. |
20:30 |
mircea_popescu |
it's not factually correct tho. |
20:31 |
BingoBoingo |
Well, it is important to remember that a lot of what made Reagan Reaganesque was his Buffet like dementia |
20:31 |
mircea_popescu |
what examples do we have ? hungary, slovenia, slovakia, czech, poland, romania, bulgaria, take your pick ? |
20:31 |
BingoBoingo |
Eh, why not pick on the polaks? |
20:31 |
BingoBoingo |
They had Ukraine first. |
20:32 |
mircea_popescu |
all these countries re-industrialised after the soviet collapse. |
20:32 |
mircea_popescu |
kinda indifferent which you pick |
20:32 |
asciilifeform |
did they? |
20:32 |
asciilifeform |
i suppose it depends on what you think of as 'industry' |
20:32 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: For values of first not == Mongols |
20:33 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform what'd you consider a fair measure ? |
20:33 |
ThickAsThieves |
LTC hit hard on AUR news |
20:33 |
mircea_popescu |
romania finished 2 nucelar reactors that the soviets/local commies tried to get going for 15 years, and now exports electricity. |
20:34 |
mircea_popescu |
is this a measure ? |
20:34 |
asciilifeform |
sure. |
20:34 |
mircea_popescu |
i really could keep on going. |
20:34 |
asciilifeform |
other cases (latvia) not so hot. |
20:34 |
mircea_popescu |
latvia is a very small unfortunate plot of land tho |
20:34 |
asciilifeform |
main export, unskilled labour |
20:34 |
mircea_popescu |
i mean... some geographical zones will just die out if trade barriers go away |
20:34 |
mircea_popescu |
you wouldn't say washington wrecked detroit per se would you / |
20:35 |
BingoBoingo |
Oh, Washington destroyed Detroit. |
20:35 |
asciilifeform |
why not |
20:35 |
mircea_popescu |
well because in that sense you could as well say i did it. |
20:35 |
kakobrekla |
oh lol |
20:35 |
kakobrekla |
>BitcoinNotBombs co-founder Davi Barker was stopped in the Manchester, NH airport by TSA agents demanding to search is bags for Bitcoins. Barker was traveling with Bitcoin related merchandise, namely metal pins with Bitcoin labels on them, which he believes is what confused the TSA agents, who didn’t seem to understand what Bitcoin actually is. Barker was eventually allowed to continue to his flight. |
20:35 |
BingoBoingo |
Detroit would be thriving if that false flag agent did not smash Patton with a jeep |
20:35 |
ThickAsThieves |
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=bitcoin+ |
20:35 |
ozbot |
bitcoin - Wolfram|Alpha |
20:35 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07500001 = 0.15 BTC [-] |
20:35 |
kakobrekla |
CALL BOMB SQUAD; CHECK FOR BTC!! |
20:36 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo or if they bombed japan more generouslky. |
20:36 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla honestly the thing reads to me like attentionseeking behaviour. |
20:36 |
ThickAsThieves |
"The purpose of this wallet is to provide cold storage level security with close to web wallet convenience." |
20:36 |
mircea_popescu |
so the customs searched his bags. it's what customs do. |
20:36 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Japan doesn't count. Fake Gox BTC, Fake COuntry |
20:36 |
BingoBoingo |
Or Cuntry |
20:36 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: smash Patton with a jeep << https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/ConspirThx.htm |
20:36 |
mircea_popescu |
they're not obliged nor reasonably expected to go "o heh heh bitcoin heh heh" just so random beavis feels tehy connected. |
20:37 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo yeah well afaik toyota etc is what sunk detroit. |
20:37 |
kakobrekla |
i cant judge whats true or whats not just whats written |
20:38 |
asciilifeform |
'Patton, like Douglas MacArthur, was an unfortunate mixture of personal courage, technical brilliance and toxic personality, and like MacArthur, a role model to three generations of mediocrities who equate pomp and nitpicking with excellence.' |
20:38 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform and as far as parasites go... russia definitely takes the cake. their (putin's) recovery model pretty much relies on parasites |
20:38 |
mircea_popescu |
nttawwt |
20:38 |
mircea_popescu |
jesus wtf. |
20:38 |
mircea_popescu |
who dares slurry the name of Gen Pissintherhine! |
20:38 |
kakobrekla |
it does remind me of nefarios travel to usa though. |
20:39 |
kakobrekla |
that was epic. |
20:39 |
mircea_popescu |
only took him 30 hours to fail ? |
20:39 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: the parasites in the summary being the various u.s. 'aid' busybodies who feast on the festering corpses of countries zapped by 'international community' |
20:39 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: Well unlike McArthur Patton was good at being crazy good at his job. |
20:39 |
mircea_popescu |
"i have 38 dollars, 15 pakistani liras, scottish food stamps and i will be here one month but is all ok" |
20:39 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform none of them being you know, owners of uk football clubs. |
20:40 |
BingoBoingo |
Fuck I need a time machine |
20:40 |
Mats_cd03 |
im a big fan of tom ricks' view of how the ukraine will turn out |
20:40 |
Mats_cd03 |
http://ricks.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2014/03/03/ukraine_call_me_a_crazy_optimist_but_i_think_that_in_the_long_run_putin_and_his_kle |
20:40 |
ozbot |
Ukraine: Call me a crazy optimist, but I think that in the long run, Putin and his kleptocratic pals |
20:40 |
BingoBoingo |
We just need to advance civilization to RoboKleptocracy already and be done with it |
20:41 |
mod6 |
arnt we alreday there? |
20:41 |
Mats_cd03 |
putin is avon barksdale |
20:42 |
BingoBoingo |
mod6: Nah, robots still steal for people. We need robots to steal for the sake of theft being fun |
20:42 |
asciilifeform |
'orc culture 101.' in the lands of the orcs, when 'human' shows up and says 'we can have government without corruption!' what people hear is 'if we'd let the jerries win, we could be in a mercedes benz. but it isn't too late! and if we end up as the seats, that's our place' |
20:42 |
mod6 |
BingoBoingo: ahh |
20:42 |
Mats_cd03 |
a younger, more handsome negro will surely replace him one day |
20:42 |
asciilifeform |
like that chinese fellow who wrote that his country ought to be colonized for 300 years before it can be considered 'civilized' |
20:42 |
BingoBoingo |
Mats_cd03: Pharrel? |
20:42 |
asciilifeform |
and thrown in oubliette for his troubles |
20:42 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.00465108 = 0.1535 BTC [-] |
20:43 |
asciilifeform |
now a brit, french, or one of us - might agree! but who expects the chinese crown to agree. |
20:43 |
asciilifeform |
you'd have to be an idiot |
20:43 |
mircea_popescu |
as if anyone could be bothered to colonize china. |
20:43 |
asciilifeform |
or a traitor, sure of protection from his foreign master |
20:43 |
mircea_popescu |
if every able bodied white guy did nothing but rape chinese women from now on to the rest of his life, |
20:43 |
mircea_popescu |
it still wouldn't be done |
20:43 |
BingoBoingo |
I dunno china takes order well, also heroin well |
20:43 |
asciilifeform |
'colonize' doesn't have to mean 'administer british-style' |
20:43 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.043249 = 0.173 BTC [+] |
20:43 |
asciilifeform |
could also mean 'biodiesel' |
20:44 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo but that's the point. you'd have to somehow teach them to stop taking order. |
20:44 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform nah, that's not colonize for srsly. |
20:44 |
asciilifeform |
or mrs. thatcher's 'we need no more than 15 mil. russians. to service the pipeline.' |
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20:44 |
mircea_popescu |
lol she actually said that ? |
20:45 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: i'll say now that i was never able to track down an authoritative proof of this. |
20:45 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Nah, you start an IRL Breaking Bad spinoff, call it "The Real Empire Business" All of a sudden you have a nation of 2 billion central kentucky hillbillies |
20:45 |
asciilifeform |
but, to 50% of russian-speaking people, she may as well have said it |
20:45 |
mircea_popescu |
ya well... |
20:45 |
asciilifeform |
(there is also no proof that stalin spoke the famous 'no man no problem') |
20:45 |
asciilifeform |
but he might as well have |
20:45 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform in stalin's case, the proof is in the picture |
20:46 |
asciilifeform |
(or 'million deaths is a statistic, one death a tragedy') |
20:46 |
mircea_popescu |
(that famous one, on the river side) |
20:46 |
btcleaker |
<-- Insider with ground breaking tip. Shoot mail @ leakerbitcoin@forward.cat for more info |
20:46 |
btcleaker |
<-- Insider with ground breaking tip. Shoot mail @ leakerbitcoin@forward.cat for more info |
20:46 |
BingoBoingo |
;;ticker --market all |
20:46 |
mircea_popescu |
sigh |
20:47 |
gribble |
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20:47 |
BingoBoingo |
leaker quit too soon to get mocked |
20:47 |
mircea_popescu |
how fucking retarded are kids today ? if you're an insider you need to introduce yourself ? |
20:47 |
mircea_popescu |
wait, over 600 already ? |
20:47 |
asciilifeform |
spam'n'scram |
20:47 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Very retarded see 2bitIdjit for deets |
20:47 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Over 600 since MPOE resolved |
20:47 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 99 @ 0.0062001 = 0.6138 BTC [-] {2} |
20:48 |
mircea_popescu |
heh. |
20:48 |
BingoBoingo |
For February |
20:48 |
mircea_popescu |
if i fucking have a heart attack "suddenly" you're all screwed. |
20:48 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21431 @ 0.00086292 = 18.4932 BTC [+] {2} |
20:48 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 144 @ 0.00462948 = 0.6666 BTC [-] {4} |
20:48 |
mircea_popescu |
cokea btw, here's a pro tip : using random seven proxies is not enough |
20:49 |
mircea_popescu |
we still can tell. |
20:49 |
cokea |
wat |
20:49 |
nubbins` |
.cat? |
20:49 |
cokea |
I'm a better troll than that |
20:49 |
cokea |
Frozenway is a known VPN mircea_popescu |
20:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 29 @ 0.00605506 = 0.1756 BTC [-] {5} |
20:50 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` supposedly catalan |
20:50 |
mircea_popescu |
tey're running out of gimmicks. |
20:50 |
nubbins` |
interesting |
20:50 |
nubbins` |
didn't know non-us countries got 3-letter TLDs |
20:51 |
nubbins` |
not that it's a country |
20:51 |
mircea_popescu |
what the web really needs is a .derp |
20:51 |
nubbins` |
can you imagine the gold rush on that? |
20:51 |
mircea_popescu |
srsly. |
20:51 |
BingoBoingo |
cokea: So what brings you here? ENlightenment? |
20:51 |
BingoBoingo |
cokea: Do you write for wired? |
20:51 |
nubbins` |
3-letter .derp domain for sale, 5k btc |
20:52 |
cokea |
viagra spam BingoBoingo |
20:52 |
cokea |
you got that for me BingoBoingo? |
20:52 |
BingoBoingo |
cokea: Nah kakobrekla would have caught that. |
20:52 |
mircea_popescu |
" So, now we are threatening to start World War Three because Russia is trying to control the chaos in a failed state on its border a state that our own government spooks provoked into failure?" |
20:53 |
mircea_popescu |
dude how the fuck is the ukraine a failed state |
20:53 |
BingoBoingo |
cokea: Sometime I am drunk. SOmetimes I am stupid. You didn't catch me here while drunk, so... |
20:53 |
mircea_popescu |
what are htese people all about. |
20:53 |
punkman1 |
mircea_popescu: you can have .derp for like $200k |
20:53 |
cokea |
BingoBoingo: I'm also mining manually |
20:53 |
mircea_popescu |
it's like everyone has nothing better to do than ride the hyperbolae. |
20:53 |
btcleak |
Guess who's back |
20:53 |
nubbins` |
you? |
20:53 |
mircea_popescu |
punkman1 maybe once i'm older. |
20:53 |
BingoBoingo |
cokea: Must be some serious carpal tunnel |
20:53 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: how the fuck is the ukraine a failed state << exactly same way as the u.s. |
20:54 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform i dunno. last i visited i had a ton of fun. |
20:54 |
mircea_popescu |
by comparison, ny was boring as fuck. |
20:54 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: Want some real insider leaks? |
20:54 |
Multivac |
btcleak is tiberius! I hope. |
20:54 |
asciilifeform |
bankrupt, serious ethnic split, little to no history as an actual nation... dead industry |
20:54 |
mircea_popescu |
;;google man pissing, urethal sounds |
20:54 |
gribble |
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20:54 |
asciilifeform |
subject beaten to death elsewhere |
20:54 |
mircea_popescu |
^ insider leak |
20:54 |
btcleak |
I got the hottest chili ever BingoBoingo Multivac |
20:54 |
BingoBoingo |
;;ud sound docking |
20:54 |
gribble |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sound%20Docking | The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking. |
20:54 |
ozbot |
Urban Dictionary: Sound Docking |
20:54 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform i dunno, it doesn't seem failed at all to me. |
20:54 |
mircea_popescu |
solmalia is a failed state. |
20:55 |
btcleak |
I guess I'd be better off scamming tho |
20:55 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6329 @ 0.00086085 = 5.4483 BTC [-] |
20:55 |
mircea_popescu |
afghanistan, as pumped by the us is a failed state. |
20:55 |
BingoBoingo |
Prolly better ROI |
20:55 |
mircea_popescu |
perhaps iraq too. arguably. |
20:55 |
btcleak |
ya |
20:55 |
btcleak |
HOTTEST SHIT ON MTGOX |
20:55 |
nubbins` |
Multivac: i read a story about you today |
20:55 |
asciilifeform |
currently trying to confirm or refuse a certain interesting rumour |
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20:55 |
btcleak |
Mine isn't a rumor |
20:55 |
btcleak |
It comes from the man himself |
20:56 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: THis chan largely gave up on Gox 9 months ago. Unless Gox had a baby we don't much care; unless paternity test. |
20:56 |
asciilifeform |
that yanukovych was in the process of selling vast tracts of land in u. to the chinese |
20:56 |
asciilifeform |
to be farmed to exhaustion |
20:56 |
btcleak |
lol fuck gox BingoBoingo |
20:56 |
asciilifeform |
(as they are presently doing elsewhere) |
20:56 |
nubbins` |
BingoBoingo: i used to know a lot of freaks, some of whom were into sounding (not sound docking) |
20:56 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform seeing how i never heard a peep of this until AFTER the troubles, i'd say it's propaganda |
20:56 |
asciilifeform |
if true, it's a bit of a 'pox on both houses' |
20:57 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: So you have some credentials? SOme history? |
20:57 |
asciilifeform |
given that, after a russian victory, the process (if actual) will likely re-start |
20:57 |
mircea_popescu |
good land is in the west anyway |
20:57 |
btcleak |
BingoBoingo: I'm some random guy |
20:57 |
mircea_popescu |
or am i confused ? |
20:57 |
asciilifeform |
center. |
20:57 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: So am I |
20:57 |
btcleak |
or else I would make you pay forward for the info not after it happens |
20:57 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo after one makes /. first page no longer random |
20:57 |
asciilifeform |
west u. is a kind of mournful shithole similar to certain u.s. 'red states' |
20:58 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: prolly ture |
20:58 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: OMG, BingoBoingo is more real than Firstname Lastname |
20:58 |
mircea_popescu |
what's "Farmed to exhaustion" mean anyway. |
20:58 |
BingoBoingo |
Imma have to read some Sartre |
20:58 |
mircea_popescu |
modern agriculture uses soil as substrate, plants are fed oil. |
20:58 |
nubbins` |
nevermind sartre, read some hugh pickens |
20:58 |
nubbins` |
;p |
20:59 |
btcleak |
Sartre is a faggot BingoBoingo |
20:59 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: there is such a thing as an agricultural equivalent of 'strip mining' |
20:59 |
btcleak |
and a shitty writer BingoBoingo |
20:59 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: Maybe Imma faggot gonna wear your anus around my clit? |
20:59 |
btcleak |
shitty writer sartre |
20:59 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform yes. and everyone is practicing it. |
20:59 |
mircea_popescu |
and has been |
21:00 |
mircea_popescu |
for over 50 years. |
21:00 |
btcleak |
hey mircea_popescu |
21:00 |
btcleak |
I am so in love with you that I want to give you the info for free |
21:00 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: I am dealing with a real existential crisis where Immaginary me is bigger than actual me. |
21:00 |
mircea_popescu |
got tits ? |
21:00 |
btcleak |
I can grow some for you |
21:00 |
mircea_popescu |
so grow some tits and give me your titlove for free. |
21:00 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: I would like if you gave me your anus and 15 minutes of time to sort out my feelings. |
21:00 |
btcleak |
I will BingoBoingo |
21:01 |
btcleak |
LOL this info is funny |
21:01 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 91200 @ 0.00086367 = 78.7667 BTC [+] {6} |
21:01 |
mircea_popescu |
i wonder how the various ws folk will adapt to this chan in the coming years. |
21:01 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: They adapt or die |
21:01 |
btcleak |
you mean when bitcoin ponzi disappear? |
21:01 |
mircea_popescu |
yeah but it'll be interesting. |
21:01 |
mircea_popescu |
btcleak btc ponzis can not disappear. |
21:01 |
mircea_popescu |
they haven't disappeared in fiat yet |
21:01 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: Protip: Bing the lube or I'll make the lube |
21:02 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: idea was that this (http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/04619a7a-5da2-11e3-95bd-00144feabdc0.html) transport project would ship the resulting goods home. |
21:02 |
mircea_popescu |
o o that |
21:02 |
btcleak |
lol it will mircea_popescu |
21:02 |
mircea_popescu |
isn't that an old nazis did it story ? |
21:02 |
btcleak |
bitcoin is a shit technology |
21:02 |
asciilifeform |
i've no conclusive evidence! i live in an entirely different failed state, on other side of atlantic ocean. |
21:02 |
btcleak |
who are the rich faggots here |
21:02 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: What ridiculous tech do you advance? LISP Machines? |
21:02 |
btcleak |
I need to make a deal regarding my info |
21:03 |
mircea_popescu |
this kunstler.com thing reads like alex jones in a different cape. |
21:03 |
btcleak |
BingoBoingo: auto fleshlights |
21:03 |
btcleak |
mircea_popescu redirect me to the rich folks |
21:03 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: Make your case. |
21:03 |
mircea_popescu |
go pester ver. he may have 18 btc or so left. |
21:03 |
asciilifeform |
http://www.apk-inform.com/en/news/1025846 |
21:03 |
ozbot |
Ukraine: Council of Ministers of Crimea and Chinese companies agreed to jointly construct a grain te |
21:04 |
asciilifeform |
etc. |
21:04 |
BingoBoingo |
Or in the words of fiddy, get rich or dy trying |
21:04 |
btcleak |
fuck 18 btc |
21:04 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform isn't it a little nutty to extrapolate based on that ? |
21:04 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: sure. |
21:05 |
mircea_popescu |
romania has a grain terminal in constanta large enough to ship the ukraine whole |
21:05 |
asciilifeform |
a not entirely-implausible scenario, though. |
21:05 |
mircea_popescu |
still... it's just a terminal |
21:05 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16400 @ 0.0008621 = 14.1384 BTC [-] |
21:05 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: I may or may not have 300 kbtc. If you offer news that gets a response from me other than nigga, maybe you get 20BTC |
21:05 |
asciilifeform |
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/25/countries-like-china-want-foreign-farm-land/ |
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21:05 |
ozbot |
Why China Wants (and Needs) Foreign Farm Land – News Watch |
21:05 |
btcleak |
lol BingoBoingo |
21:05 |
btcleak |
I have a confirmed news that is happening in a 2 weeks time frame |
21:05 |
BingoBoingo |
Nigga please btcleak |
21:06 |
asciilifeform |
' The deal will funnel $2.6 billion into Ukraine annually for the next 50 years. China will also send seeds and fertilizer, as well as build some vital infrastructure in Crimea...' |
21:06 |
asciilifeform |
sept. 25, 2013 |
21:06 |
nubbins` |
big oil popeline terminates in constanta as well, no? |
21:06 |
nubbins` |
lel popeline |
21:06 |
mircea_popescu |
so this is somehow a bad thing ? |
21:06 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: Maybe we don't care about foundation jacking off and jizzing? |
21:06 |
btcleak |
some good shit to be short on |
21:06 |
mircea_popescu |
this is what the ukraine does, farms for export. |
21:06 |
mircea_popescu |
since what, 1820 |
21:06 |
btcleak |
who cares of foundation BingoBoingo |
21:06 |
nubbins` |
btcleak nobody gives a fuck about your news :( |
21:06 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: I dunno? Nigas? |
21:06 |
btcleak |
nubbins`: yes you love me |
21:07 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: somehow a bad thing ? << we'll see when it revvs up |
21:07 |
mircea_popescu |
i guess. |
21:07 |
asciilifeform |
notice that if china merely wanted to buy the existing agri output, it easily could |
21:07 |
BingoBoingo |
btcleak: Id I didn't short in Sept 2009 why would I short nao? |
21:07 |
asciilifeform |
but no, they want to buy land, ship in own agrichemistry, etc |
21:07 |
mircea_popescu |
ukraine has one of the fucking worst productivities in the world. |
21:07 |
asciilifeform |
gotta wonder why |
21:08 |
mircea_popescu |
do you know what they got per hectare in 2012 ? |
21:08 |
nubbins` |
1btc |
21:08 |
mircea_popescu |
something like 1800kgs |
21:08 |
mircea_popescu |
they could easily get 4k+ |
21:08 |
asciilifeform |
by 'burning the candle at both ends', no? |
21:08 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Parts of Ukraine have great productivity, other parts suck though. Ukraine is an odd mix of Kansas and Arizona |
21:08 |
asciilifeform |
as the chinese are suspected of planning |
21:09 |
mircea_popescu |
well no, by fucking farming properly. |
21:09 |
BingoBoingo |
^^ |
21:09 |
mircea_popescu |
they don't even plow half the time |
21:09 |
asciilifeform |
that's kinda how you keep the thing going, no? |
21:09 |
* |
asciilifeform is not an agronomist |
21:09 |
mircea_popescu |
http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2011/11/08/186900-a-man-and-a-horse-plough-up-the-field-near-the-village-of-bugayvka-som.jpg |
21:09 |
mircea_popescu |
i r not kid you. |
21:09 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: No, you plow all of the time, even during fallow years |
21:10 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform there's a difference between fingerfucking and fucking a girl. |
21:10 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5851 BTC [+] |
21:10 |
mircea_popescu |
as long as you don't actually use your knee it doesn't harm her in any way |
21:10 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: funnily, that horse scene is my father's main memory of his visit to Ro. in the early '80s! |
21:10 |
mircea_popescu |
well yeah, but meanwhile ro industrialised |
21:10 |
mircea_popescu |
cause eu capital. |
21:10 |
asciilifeform |
right |
21:10 |
mircea_popescu |
ukraine has to do the same thing somehow |
21:10 |
mircea_popescu |
i guess htey're stuck with chinese capital |
21:10 |
asciilifeform |
well, the east still has the sov. era industry going, sort of. |
21:11 |
mircea_popescu |
on the face of things this is all sensible, is what i'm saying. i dun see the big threat |
21:11 |
asciilifeform |
there wouldn't have been a wankfest if the west u. folks didn't 'go full bore latvian' and decree a 'lowering into prison bitch' of the rus. half |
21:11 |
BingoBoingo |
If 'Murica can Industrialize so can Ukraine, http://www.kimberamerica.com/1911/raptor-ii |
21:11 |
asciilifeform |
'language exams', etc |
21:12 |
BingoBoingo |
I am a pole and so can you |
21:12 |
mircea_popescu |
i guess. |
21:12 |
mircea_popescu |
im not even sure what the tension was, exactly. |
21:12 |
asciilifeform |
it was a foolish declaration of chimp war, egged on by the u.s |
21:12 |
mircea_popescu |
there defo was some sort of tension |
21:12 |
asciilifeform |
as described by mr.o |
21:12 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform listen, you can't do that from outside. |
21:12 |
BingoBoingo |
2001 was a Chimp war kakobrekla can attest |
21:12 |
asciilifeform |
you do it from inside |
21:12 |
mircea_popescu |
it's some sexual pathology that's at the root of it. |
21:12 |
asciilifeform |
using 'ngo |
21:12 |
asciilifeform |
' |
21:13 |
mircea_popescu |
nah |
21:13 |
kakobrekla |
lol BingoBoingo |
21:13 |
mircea_popescu |
if ngos worked then white chicks wouldn't be raped five times a year on average in south africa today |
21:13 |
BingoBoingo |
Fucking ass Monoliths |
21:13 |
asciilifeform |
and by dropping hints that you'll support rebels |
21:13 |
kakobrekla |
BingoBoingo looks like ukraine needs one |
21:13 |
asciilifeform |
(see, e.g. mr saakashvili) |
21:14 |
BingoBoingo |
kakobrekla: I might have one in the garage. Would you escrow the sale of a monolith to the unidentified gunmen? |
21:15 |
kakobrekla |
better sleep on that one. |
21:15 |
BingoBoingo |
I need to get rid of this monolith because the squirrels are starting to play nigga golf |
21:15 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4206 @ 0.00086085 = 3.6207 BTC [-] |
21:15 |
kakobrekla |
lol |
21:15 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform i tell you, to me this sounds like thje proposition that a bank can provoke a divorce |
21:15 |
BingoBoingo |
They've gone black, soon they won't come back |
21:16 |
BingoBoingo |
Also I'd like the garage opener to work instead of returning "err: All of Jupiter's moons are yours except Europa" |
21:17 |
BingoBoingo |
Annoying ass cargo cult technology |
21:17 |
asciilifeform |
attempt no parking there. |
21:17 |
btcleak |
brb niggers |
21:18 |
BingoBoingo |
Fucking it. Imma load up a space trolley full of ford escorts and make parking there |
21:18 |
mircea_popescu |
is ford escort slang for a black stripper with lobster tail ? |
21:18 |
nubbins` |
yeah |
21:18 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Unfortunatley not |
21:18 |
nubbins` |
rob ford likes lobster |
21:19 |
nubbins` |
and tail |
21:19 |
BingoBoingo |
When I was in high school an acquainance from the boonies came from a family with a surplus of ford passengar cars. |
21:19 |
BingoBoingo |
The family did things out of boredom like fit dump truck motors into passenger coupes |
21:20 |
nubbins` |
hah |
21:20 |
BingoBoingo |
And nao their kid can't fly aero planes |
21:20 |
BingoBoingo |
Not after that great 4th of july party |
21:21 |
BingoBoingo |
WHere they turned a ford into a firework barge |
21:21 |
BingoBoingo |
Eh, though. Live and let dies. |
21:22 |
BingoBoingo |
Even though the kid fit dump truck power in hatchback confines |
21:23 |
nubbins` |
fiesta tow truck |
21:23 |
mircea_popescu |
nah this is nuts. there's not going to be any "de-nazifying" of anything, wtf. |
21:24 |
BingoBoingo |
nubbins`: Well it was a 94 escort and an 88 F-OMNGWTFBBQ Super DUty |
21:24 |
nubbins` |
i like it |
21:24 |
nubbins` |
always wanted to hide a muscle car inside a shitbox chassis |
21:24 |
nubbins` |
this is even better |
21:24 |
BingoBoingo |
nubbins`: I have no idea if it is still |
21:25 |
BingoBoingo |
Haven't seen the kid since '06 |
21:25 |
nubbins` |
man, david byrne doesn't stop singing about food, does he? |
21:27 |
BingoBoingo |
nubbins`: The moral of the story before police get involved is that no, torque alone does not make you fast. |
21:27 |
nubbins` |
oh, of course not |
21:27 |
nubbins` |
just like the idea of surprises under the hood |
21:28 |
nubbins` |
whether it be something that can smoke a cop car or something that can tow a fleet of em |
21:28 |
mircea_popescu |
^ |
21:28 |
mircea_popescu |
i was thinking, and wtf do you do for transmission |
21:29 |
diametric |
evening gents |
21:29 |
BingoBoingo |
Well last time I saw him I introduced him to a girl who was good at the dick sucking and wanted to sell a Dodge neon. |
21:29 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: You half ass the transmission |
21:30 |
mircea_popescu |
so it'll do... 60mph ? |
21:30 |
mircea_popescu |
except... real easy ? |
21:30 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Hopefully |
21:30 |
mircea_popescu |
even at say 30% inclines ? |
21:30 |
BingoBoingo |
Two bolts plus a crankshaft |
21:30 |
mircea_popescu |
ok that'll prolly blow |
21:30 |
BingoBoingo |
Only blow so often though |
21:30 |
mircea_popescu |
you know there's a reason detached semi heads are run a certain way |
21:30 |
mircea_popescu |
too light spells trouble |
21:31 |
BingoBoingo |
Of course |
21:31 |
mircea_popescu |
diametric heya |
21:32 |
BingoBoingo |
The early 1990's though inherited a lot of the ethos of the 1980's where any motor by a company should work with any transmission |
21:33 |
mircea_popescu |
yeah, because this is how it works in mechanics. |
21:33 |
mircea_popescu |
also any roman candle should work with any asshole. |
21:33 |
copumpkin |
lol |
21:33 |
BingoBoingo |
I may have tested that last one... |
21:34 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway, i'd love to see the hand-made transmission some afficionado made to allow a dump truck engine in his thunderbird |
21:35 |
mircea_popescu |
because such a thing COULD be done, and it'd probably be awesome. |
21:35 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Do you want me to give you some email addresses? |
21:35 |
mircea_popescu |
lol noty. |
21:35 |
mircea_popescu |
but pix if you have them. |
21:35 |
BingoBoingo |
I know someone not on a no fly list who does that for their Demo cars |
21:36 |
mircea_popescu |
also since we're talking shafts : |
21:36 |
mircea_popescu |
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/crisis-in-south-africa-the-shocking-practice-of-corrective-rape--aimed-at-curing-lesbians-9033224.html |
21:36 |
ozbot |
Crisis in South Africa: The shocking practice of 'corrective rape' - aimed at 'curing' lesbians - A |
21:36 |
mircea_popescu |
i wonder if this ever actually worked. |
21:37 |
mircea_popescu |
"i used to kinda not like doing it with men, but then these dudes fucked me really roughly and now i'm like all fixed" |
21:37 |
dub |
i've had rough sex with a lesbian |
21:38 |
mircea_popescu |
without asking her ? |
21:39 |
mircea_popescu |
"I used to sleep under a bridge, not eat, just cry. I hanged myself; it was on a Monday. I took pills, took alcohol, drank cleaning appliances and then hanged myself. But God said, 'It is not your time'." |
21:39 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: So are you asking if someone can deliver to you a thundrbird with a dump truck motor or asking for opinions whether or not it can be done? |
21:39 |
mircea_popescu |
i was more like idly trolling for pics |
21:39 |
dub |
she was into it, unkown if it cured her muff addiction |
21:40 |
mircea_popescu |
why would you want to cure such a thing anyway |
21:41 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: The one big example I say in person was well before I had a computer with more than two colors on its monitor much less a digital camera. |
21:42 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo i imagine because of the limitations of alloys you'd prolly end up with rather complex coggery |
21:42 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Well the first example I saw ended its life because the operator insisted on running it on Jet A fuel |
21:42 |
MisterE |
http://storify.com/billmon1/the-ukrainian-grand-delusion |
21:42 |
MisterE |
war will be good for BTC |
21:43 |
mircea_popescu |
there shall be no war. |
21:43 |
MisterE |
its already over |
21:43 |
mircea_popescu |
pretty much |
21:43 |
MisterE |
Putin won |
21:43 |
nubbins` |
wait |
21:43 |
nubbins` |
she drank cleaning appliances? |
21:43 |
BingoBoingo |
MisterE: It isn't over but it isn't a war |
21:43 |
nubbins` |
like what, a vacuum cleaner? |
21:43 |
MisterE |
thought that was a musical insturment |
21:44 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` she means bleach |
21:45 |
nubbins` |
guess it affected her language center |
21:45 |
MisterE |
drinking bleach is the most retarded thing to do |
21:45 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Is Romania left or right hand drive? |
21:45 |
MisterE |
you will never die |
21:46 |
mircea_popescu |
left |
21:46 |
nubbins` |
;;seen bloctoc |
21:46 |
gribble |
bloctoc was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 22 hours, 31 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <bloctoc> It will help government determine the size of the bailout required |
21:46 |
BingoBoingo |
;;seen vexual |
21:46 |
gribble |
vexual was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 days, 3 hours, 30 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <Vexual> lasers in the eye is never good tat |
21:47 |
bloctoc |
nubbins' looking for me? |
21:47 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14400 @ 0.00086121 = 12.4014 BTC [+] |
21:50 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: So one estimate request got a response already "Depends on the dump truck motor. Are you talking about a standard Volvo or cummins diesel? Or are you talking about a larger super industrial engine? Any motor can be out in any car. All it takes is a torch, welder, and some good math." |
21:50 |
mircea_popescu |
haha |
21:51 |
mircea_popescu |
you probably shouldn't hustle these good people, they probably have productive stuff to do with their tiem |
21:51 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: Well, if you want a new car to be chauffered in... |
21:51 |
nubbins` |
just pinging! any luck w/ eulora? |
21:52 |
BingoBoingo |
Left hand drive |
21:52 |
BingoBoingo |
I pinged a party with earnest experience in the matter. |
21:52 |
artifexd |
No. Stuck on cel3d right now. |
21:52 |
mircea_popescu |
BingoBoingo not rly. about to move here anyway. |
21:52 |
nubbins` |
ah |
21:53 |
BingoBoingo |
mircea_popescu: So Argentina plan is underway? |
21:53 |
* |
mircea_popescu admires how we've picked the most persnickety software stack imaginable, apparently. |
21:54 |
nubbins` |
ah, it's not so bad |
21:57 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30550 @ 0.00086059 = 26.291 BTC [-] {2} |
21:57 |
MisterE |
How does a Roma know a word like persnickety? |
21:58 |
MisterE |
hardly european |
21:59 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu knows all |
21:59 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu is moving? |
21:59 |
KRS-One |
lol |
22:00 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 20 @ 0.006001 = 0.12 BTC [-] |
22:00 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform gotta see the world. |
22:00 |
mircea_popescu |
2015 mp conference won't be in timisoara, that's for sure. |
22:02 |
BingoBoingo |
Well Bingo Leaks remember Argentine apartements being quoted specificaly. |
22:04 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21278 @ 0.00085872 = 18.2718 BTC [-] {2} |
22:04 |
asciilifeform |
neat |
22:05 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12163 @ 0.00085739 = 10.4284 BTC [-] {2} |
22:05 |
BingoBoingo |
Well going to South America would make an incredibly torqued T-Bird easier to deliver |
22:06 |
dignork |
Lol, got it from ukranian friends: http://imgur.com/ja0PCoE |
22:06 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83287 @ 0.00085643 = 71.3295 BTC [-] {3} |
22:07 |
BingoBoingo |
dignork: STFU, none of those people have patches. They could be self defense units. |
22:07 |
dignork |
BingoBoingo, i know, still funny |
22:08 |
BingoBoingo |
dignork: Eat a dick, I am waiting for serious news, not more black ops OMGWTFBBQ dickign around. |
22:08 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26100 @ 0.00085472 = 22.3082 BTC [-] {3} |
22:08 |
copumpkin |
these MPOE sales aren't me, I promise |
22:08 |
copumpkin |
just because I have my key back doesn't mean I'm dumping! |
22:08 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: serious news << like a French invasion? |
22:09 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: French or Sardinian work. Those new Raphaels are pretty hot shit. |
22:09 |
dignork |
BingoBoingo, gosh, it was a joke, i have friends on both sides too. |
22:09 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: why not Spanish? Chinese? |
22:10 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: They weren't in Crimea I. French, British or Sardinian, baby that's what I need. |
22:10 |
asciilifeform |
you left out turks. |
22:11 |
BingoBoingo |
dignork: Hard to communicate umor over text without being permissive isn;t it. |
22:11 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 135 @ 0.00466001 = 0.6291 BTC [+] {3} |
22:11 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: Turks would be forced into the same role, Black Sea gatekeepers |
22:12 |
BingoBoingo |
ATM unless Turks decide otherwise the black sea is only for countries with Black sea borders |
22:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 38 @ 0.006 = 0.228 BTC [-] |
22:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04324997 = 0.1297 BTC [+] |
22:13 |
BingoBoingo |
Pretty much the same role the Ottmans professed to hold |
22:14 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 187 @ 0.00597994 = 1.1182 BTC [-] {2} |
22:15 |
Multivac |
According to Deadline, the White House has recommended that the Supreme Court rule against Aereo when broadcasters bring its service to trial this April. |
22:15 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0436663 = 0.131 BTC [+] {2} |
22:16 |
BingoBoingo |
I almost atm respect MRBigg the Ripple and Bearshare shill over Obama |
22:17 |
dignork |
BingoBoingo, not really, sarcasm is a tricky one |
22:17 |
BingoBoingo |
He nevar hid his hollywood shillness |
22:18 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11450 @ 0.00086187 = 9.8684 BTC [+] {2} |
22:25 |
mircea_popescu |
romania invades, takes over odessa |
22:25 |
asciilifeform |
ahahaha |
22:26 |
mircea_popescu |
dun dun dun |
22:26 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: plz don't blow away the other cute cherub statue |
22:26 |
asciilifeform |
in my old apt. |
22:26 |
mircea_popescu |
lol |
22:26 |
BingoBoingo |
Plz take little Egypt next |
22:26 |
mircea_popescu |
ROMANIA TAKES IT ALL |
22:27 |
BingoBoingo |
Missouri smells bad and we are tired of being neighbors |
22:27 |
mircea_popescu |
Multivac hwo the fuck is this white house to "recommend" wtf. |
22:27 |
BingoBoingo |
Mardigras weekend just happened and everything to the west smells like piss |
22:28 |
asciilifeform |
BingoBoingo: always wondered, what % piss by volume, is... Ganges river. |
22:28 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02120003 = 0.1696 BTC [-] |
22:28 |
asciilifeform |
(assuming it is a physically meaningful question) |
22:28 |
BingoBoingo |
asciilifeform: In the Ganges river case I'd guess at least 15% |
22:29 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform all surface water has been pissed on average four times |
22:29 |
BingoBoingo |
Maybe some inbound amonium gets caught in clays, but... |
22:29 |
asciilifeform |
well, that. |
22:31 |
BingoBoingo |
Consider the Illinois river is mostly an untreated sewer flowing from Chicago and manages to support sufficient silver carp that baseball bats and armor are the prefered means for fishish them |
22:31 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40900 @ 0.00085702 = 35.0521 BTC [-] {2} |
22:32 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43492 @ 0.00085456 = 37.1665 BTC [-] {3} |
22:34 |
MisterE |
Russia has been in control down there forever already |
22:34 |
copumpkin |
omg MPOE selloff |
22:34 |
MisterE |
they just 'formalizing' it |
22:34 |
* |
copumpkin panic-sells |
22:34 |
MisterE |
yea? |
22:34 |
asciilifeform |
MisterE: in Chicago? |
22:34 |
asciilifeform |
did i sleep through something? |
22:35 |
MisterE |
well it's chicage |
22:35 |
MisterE |
Russians would be just another gang of thugs :p |
22:35 |
MisterE |
you'd outlast them |
22:35 |
MisterE |
no I'm saying the Crimea |
22:35 |
BingoBoingo |
MisterE: You mean they wouldn't outlast the Northside Polaks |
22:35 |
MisterE |
russia already controlled it |
22:36 |
BingoBoingo |
Oh, not Chicago talk |
22:36 |
MisterE |
what do the Turks have to say? |
22:36 |
MisterE |
that will be key |
22:37 |
BingoBoingo |
Dunno any Chicago Turks |
22:37 |
BingoBoingo |
Are the Turks gonna let the Sardinians ty to force Crimea to trade again? |
22:38 |
MisterE |
I know there's a lot of history there and I don't know enough of it |
22:38 |
MisterE |
basically lots of stacks of bodies |
22:40 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46443 @ 0.00085431 = 39.6767 BTC [-] {2} |
22:46 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27844 @ 0.0008541 = 23.7816 BTC [-] {2} |
22:48 |
copumpkin |
quit selling all the MPOE! |
23:00 |
benkay |
;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:16f67849951a6df2a9d019751e36e2526e1fc6309219382aedc8d87e |
23:01 |
gribble |
You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 39F274AFBC7ACAC7 |
23:03 |
benkay |
!l m mpoe |
23:03 |
assbot |
I don't give a shit who saw what and who did what or who did who. |
23:03 |
BingoBoingo |
Watching Karl Urban in Almost Human I have to wonder... Why not just a Judge Dread serial? |
23:03 |
benkay |
!h |
23:03 |
assbot |
List of commands: |
23:03 |
assbot |
!ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t} |
23:03 |
assbot |
!last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l} |
23:03 |
assbot |
!mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order) |
23:03 |
assbot |
!rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r} |
23:03 |
assbot |
!exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e} |
23:03 |
assbot |
!jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com) |
23:03 |
assbot |
!bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b} |
23:03 |
assbot |
!quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q} |
23:03 |
BingoBoingo |
!jd |
23:03 |
assbot |
Just-Dice stat: 14170 BTC profit, 40.6k BTC invested, 762.97 mio bets, 5.06 mio BTC wagered |
23:03 |
benkay |
!t m s.mpoe |
23:03 |
assbot |
[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00085369 / 0.00085835 / 0.00086433 (1018179 shares, 873.96 BTC), 7D: 0.000745 / 0.00086217 / 0.00088851 (8430211 shares, 7,268.32 BTC), 30D: 0.000745 / 0.00087418 / 0.00094153 (29592229 shares, 25,868.96 BTC) |
23:04 |
benkay |
!l m s.mpoe |
23:04 |
assbot |
Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.0008541 BTC [-] |
23:11 |
BingoBoingo |
You got a Bitcoin Stick? |
23:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00543999 = 0.1034 BTC [+] {5} |
23:12 |
benkay |
walk softly and carry a bitcoin stick. |
23:14 |
mircea_popescu |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=498002.msg5496175#msg5496175 |
23:14 |
ozbot |
Calling out the Bitcoin Foundation Scam. |
23:14 |
mircea_popescu |
and the plot trickens |
23:15 |
BingoBoingo |
Trickens because BTC in itself now has gotten boring |
23:16 |
BingoBoingo |
Gutten Borrin |
23:16 |
BingoBoingo |
Here be the Bitten Coins |
23:16 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23850 @ 0.0008493 = 20.2558 BTC [-] {2} |
23:17 |
cokea |
i am good |
23:17 |
cokea |
i was quoted by the WSJ for a troll post |
23:17 |
cokea |
good life |
23:19 |
Multivac |
Alert! Alert! MPOE-PR trying to destroy the Bitcoin! |
23:23 |
diametric |
asciilifeform: finally found some pods for those logic analyzers i got. |
23:23 |
asciilifeform |
diametric: neato! where ? |
23:24 |
diametric |
ebay, some showed up finally, though almost all of them are way overpriced. $50-$150, found one for $10 though |
23:25 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 57 @ 0.00466023 = 0.2656 BTC [+] {2} |
23:26 |
asciilifeform |
diametric: drop a photo of the priceless antique here, for the others |
23:26 |
diametric |
http://www.ebay.com/itm/HP-HEWLETT-PACKARD-1651B-LOGIC-ANALYZER-/221036512792 |
23:27 |
diametric |
I own two of these beautiful machines |
23:27 |
diametric |
but no pods. |
23:27 |
diametric |
well until i get it hopefully next week |
23:27 |
asciilifeform |
ought to post a pic of operating unit |
23:27 |
asciilifeform |
it's well worth seeing |
23:28 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59988989 = 1.1998 BTC [+] {2} |
23:28 |
diametric |
speaking of tools, still need my oscilloscope? |
23:29 |
asciilifeform |
diametric: for the moment. i shall be done with it soon. |
23:29 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44298 @ 0.00084722 = 37.5302 BTC [-] |
23:29 |
* |
asciilifeform borrowed a very rare and spiffy instrument from diametric to test rngs. |
23:32 |
KRS-One |
http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2014/03/bitcoin-exchange/ |
23:32 |
ozbot |
The Inside Story of Mt. Gox, Bitcoin's $460 Million Disaster | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com |
23:32 |
KRS-One |
look at that stupid look on his fucking face |
23:32 |
mircea_popescu |
lol gutten boring |
23:32 |
KRS-One |
.bait |
23:32 |
ozbot |
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6i69aVcNe1r2mc2eo1_1280.jpg |
23:32 |
KRS-One |
aw HELL ya |
23:33 |
BingoBoingo |
Eh, My hometown was almsot genecided during the Great war. |
23:34 |
Duffer1 |
https://blockchain.info/address/1BTCorgHwCg6u2YSAWKgS17qUad6kHmtQW |
23:34 |
ozbot |
Bitcoin Address 1BTCorgHwCg6u2YSAWKgS17qUad6kHmtQW |
23:34 |
Duffer1 |
bitcoin foundation donation address |
23:35 |
twizt |
lol |
23:35 |
twizt |
so many coins |
23:35 |
Duffer1 |
i'm actually surprised they got less than labcoin |
23:36 |
BingoBoingo |
Duffer1: I am not at all |
23:37 |
BingoBoingo |
Also Duffer1 It is Monday, why are you not streaming Archer and watching a better alternate reality future for 'Murica? |
23:39 |
Duffer1 |
i'm never sure when it's on, i always watch later |
23:39 |
BingoBoingo |
Oh shit Duffer1 Illegally stream it nao |
23:43 |
BingoBoingo |
Highway to the Danger Zone |
23:43 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00466051 = 0.233 BTC [+] |
23:44 |
mod6 |
archer++ |
23:46 |
MisterE |
http://news.yahoo.com/giant-virus-resurrected-permafrost-30-000-years-202120390.html |
23:46 |
ozbot |
Giant Virus Resurrected from Permafrost After 30,000 Years - Yahoo News |
23:50 |
BingoBoingo |
MisterE: Quiet, we are trying to hook Mircea up with a monster hotrod |
23:53 |
MisterE |
that rod is for insertion... |
23:53 |
MisterE |
you sure you're doing it the right way? |
23:54 |
BingoBoingo |
Insertion, where I dun care, he has more experience in this I supposed a dude who could put dumptrucks in ford escorts. He wanted dumptruck motors in a ThunerBird, and Imma trying to get the hillbilly's email. |
23:55 |
MisterE |
heh crazy |
23:57 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.599945 = 1.1999 BTC [+] {2} |
23:57 |
gesell1 |
did anyone try to call MTgox today? |