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00:00 B007 I would send blowjobs to 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4 if I could
00:00 BingoBoingo I wonder if there is an altcoin named blowjobs.
00:01 artifexd I know of sexcoin and fuckcoin. Haven't heard of BlowJobCoin.
00:01 BingoBoingo Neither have I
00:02 Mats_cd03 coin will rue the day
00:03 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Have you seen twister, tornoders rue the day, coins just try to pick up the pieces later
00:03 B007 http://news.slashdot.org/story/14/01/07/2134242/how-to-create-your-own-cryptocurrency
00:03 ozbot How To Create Your Own Cryptocurrency - Slashdot
00:04 Mats_cd03 no wat r tornoders?
00:04 BingoBoingo Mats_cd03: Tornaders are the fuckers that tried to smash my roof last week.
00:05 BingoBoingo (The roof won that fight)
00:05 Mats_cd03 o those, did you tell the 50
00:05 B007 BingoBoingo: Chicago?
00:05 Mats_cd03 fkin juveniles
00:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00551201 = 0.5512 BTC [-]
00:06 BingoBoingo B007: Same state, much, much further south. You know like in actual civilized country
00:06 B007 ok well I havn't been to Chicago
00:06 BingoBoingo EH, I've been.
00:06 BingoBoingo Not much in CHicago
00:07 BingoBoingo Kind of a shit city
00:07 BingoBoingo They have an open fucking sewer
00:07 B007 I live in So Cal so
00:07 B007 open sewer? wtf?
00:07 BingoBoingo B007: The entire Chicago river is an open sewer
00:08 Mats_cd03 I read once that Chicago is top three for most corrupt policymakers in murica
00:08 Mats_cd03 I say...good on them
00:08 BingoBoingo Used to go to Lake michigan, but now goes from lake Michigan to the Illinois river
00:09 BingoBoingo All their shit goes there, and they dye it green for St patties
00:09 Mats_cd03 does it smell more like a river or a trash barge
00:10 BingoBoingo My sense of smell was blunted last few trips, but the name Chicago comess from a "How" Injun term for Onion stink
00:10 BingoBoingo I may have also propelled a couple stoamach fulls of Onion stink into the river...
00:12 BingoBoingo South Chicago though... Makes East St Louis look like fucking Town and Country or Naperville
00:13 BingoBoingo Too much thieves among honor has always been Chicago's flaw
00:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.0055 = 0.154 BTC [+] {2}
00:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.0055 = 0.264 BTC [-]
00:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3950 @ 0.00084512 = 3.3382 BTC [-]
00:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04783333 = 0.1435 BTC [+] {2}
00:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 27 @ 0.00554999 = 0.1498 BTC [+] {2}
00:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18550 @ 0.0008479 = 15.7285 BTC [+] {4}
00:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 152 @ 0.00088186 = 0.134 BTC [-]
00:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.00088186 = 0.2205 BTC [-]
01:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 38 @ 0.0055 = 0.209 BTC
01:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00556819 = 0.5568 BTC [+] {3}
01:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00557999 = 0.2567 BTC [+] {2}
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01:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00085012 = 7.056 BTC [+] {2}
01:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12389 @ 0.00085032 = 10.5346 BTC [+]
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02:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
02:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00084966 = 10.026 BTC [-]
02:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11388 @ 0.00085168 = 9.6989 BTC [+] {2}
02:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00551201 = 1.1024 BTC [-]
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02:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 111 @ 0.07985905 = 8.8644 BTC [-] {23}
02:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7167 @ 0.00085226 = 6.1081 BTC [+] {2}
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02:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00084808 = 11.7883 BTC [-] {2}
02:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 500 @ 0.0002075 = 0.1038 BTC [+]
02:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 8 @ 0.06999688 = 0.56 BTC [-] {5}
03:07 Neil Eligius has really come back to take quite a slice of the mining pool pie
03:08 mircea_popescu Neil what's it got ? 20% ?
03:08 Neil 22% now. Up a lot from when it was 2-3%
03:08 mircea_popescu back before luke was vouching for imaginary bfl deliveries, yeah.
03:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0055 = 0.165 BTC
03:09 Neil mircea_popescu: Was just reading the MPOE Feb statement and trying to understand it. Are you implying that Gox were deliberately trying to screw you over last month? Or just that their shenanigans might have had that effect?
03:09 mircea_popescu hm, how do you reason to come to either of those ?
03:10 Neil I guess I don't understand it. Note #vi
03:10 mircea_popescu ah. yeah, it's conceivable that keeping the entire thing on respirators so the price may reach 135 was in some way realted.
03:11 mircea_popescu it'd seem that a sane business person, as well as anyone even vaguely aware of the legal implications of twi would have cut the pie on the 15th rather than on the 25th
03:11 mircea_popescu then again a strong case can be made that karpeles & co are neither, so i guess we'll never know.
03:11 Neil Agreed
03:12 Neil I got screwed by the 1 Mar $150 Gox price thang on bitbet. That was my only loss.
03:12 mircea_popescu hard to say, but i would guess it would have been resolved the same way if mtgox was simply closed anyway.
03:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 11 @ 0.06999689 = 0.77 BTC [+]
03:22 mircea_popescu copumpkin you should be fine
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03:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.61724849 = 1.2345 BTC [+] {2}
03:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.071 = 0.284 BTC [-] {2}
03:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07 = 0.28 BTC [-] {2}
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04:11 mircea_popescu ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres the idea is that if you make some bet that doesn't seem likely to interest anyone but you, you are expected to lay btc on it. if it doesn't interest you to the degree of actually laying btc on it, then it has no place in this world.
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04:11 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:11 mircea_popescu bitbet is a betting site not a social media site.
04:13 mircea_popescu ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres also, if you're concerned about one sidedness, you can just as well bet the other side too once the bet is accepted. this way you're now a bookie, and if you have any clue about MMM or w/e subject of your bet enough to line it correctly this can be a livelihood for you.
04:13 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:15 cazalla damn, 150 gox paid well
04:15 mircea_popescu ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTres also to help you understand the economics of the situation, bitbet puts 0.1 btc of its own on any accepted bet. btc charges 1% of pool. if the pool isn't 10btc, bitbet is making a loss on this score. this doesn't strictly mean you must plunk down 10 btc or else, but definitely 0.x btc aren't in the zone in most cases.
04:15 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:16 cazalla Neil: how were you screwed?
04:16 mircea_popescu jesus im later telling a novbel to this guy
04:16 mircea_popescu cazalla you don't say. bet 1 btc a year ago, worth $30,
04:16 mircea_popescu win 20 btc today, worth $12k
04:16 mircea_popescu or w/e
04:19 cazalla what's the best pay out to date?
04:20 cazalla bfl delivery?
04:20 mircea_popescu you mean as largest pool paid ? some difficulty bet recently
04:20 mircea_popescu the bfl one was the biggest for a while
04:21 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/619/bitcoin-difficulty-at-or-above-2b-before-feb/
04:21 ozbot BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty at or above 2B before Feb 2014
04:21 mircea_popescu you can search by "bets sum" on site
04:22 cazalla i guess diff one relative to USD is far bigger
04:22 cazalla at the time of pay out anyway
04:22 mircea_popescu fun fact : bitbet has had 28 bets weith a total pool over 100 btc
04:24 mircea_popescu "Vice President Joe Biden tried to convince a young Canadian woman to sign up for Obamacare"
04:24 mircea_popescu "but you'll get free contraception! we can fuck all the time!"
04:25 cazalla speaking of politicians
04:25 cazalla that milf from alaska called ukraine 5 years ago
04:25 mircea_popescu sort-of
04:25 mircea_popescu notreally that milfy is she ?
04:26 cazalla i think so
04:26 cazalla then again, once you go black, we don't want you back
04:26 mircea_popescu uh. she's got a black bf ?!
04:26 cazalla re: glen rice
04:27 cazalla apparently she banged glen rice and did coke with him back in the day
04:27 mircea_popescu "Same transactions and everything. DO NOT DEPOSIT. Visit http://bitcapital.co/ for the legitimate ponzi." ahahaha this shit is epic.
04:27 cazalla heh i saw that last night when doing site: on websites
04:27 mircea_popescu cazalla i thought any young woman is legally required to gangbang and do coke
04:27 mircea_popescu as part of college.
04:28 cazalla their faq still has ponzi.io as part of the title tag
04:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 74 @ 0.00530243 = 0.3924 BTC [-] {5}
04:28 mircea_popescu lmao
04:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7077 @ 0.00084888 = 6.0075 BTC [+]
04:31 cazalla is coke part of the college experience or is that just how they sell it
04:31 mircea_popescu sell what, college or coke ?
04:31 cazalla college
04:31 mircea_popescu generally it's part of a girl's becoming a woman to shag some older rich dude, which is how she gets coke.
04:32 cazalla yes i read this on your site
04:32 mircea_popescu generally older rich dudes don't bother with stupid girls, which is why it correlates with college
04:32 mircea_popescu but i suppose the correlation ain't that strong
04:32 cazalla so smart girls use coke?
04:33 mircea_popescu smart women used coke back when they were girls.
04:33 mircea_popescu donna c0xoke lol
04:33 cazalla my wife thinks she is smart
04:33 cazalla yet has never used any drugs
04:34 cazalla "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life"
04:34 mircea_popescu well... maybe your wife's a prudish sort.
04:34 cazalla she is
04:34 mircea_popescu she ever gb ?
04:35 cazalla if she did, she would not be my wife but FWB
04:35 mircea_popescu well so then good for you.
04:35 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves epic quote that, where's it from ?
04:36 mircea_popescu ah, tlp. yeah, shocking huh.
04:37 cazalla but i don't have enough money/coins for smart women who did coke
04:37 cazalla at least not yet
04:37 mircea_popescu well, are you fifty yet ?
04:37 cazalla barely 30 so the night is young
04:37 mircea_popescu there you go. too young yet anyway.
04:38 cazalla 50 would actually be ideal as our son would be an adult by then
04:38 mircea_popescu how it works for most people.
04:39 cazalla i imagine there are many men praying bitcoin makes them rich so they can leave their wives
04:39 mircea_popescu there are men praying all sorts of things happen so they can leave their wives.
04:39 chetty nah its the wives who are praying ...
04:39 wao-ender ^that's why I dont have wife.
04:39 wao-ender let there be just w/ benefits.
04:39 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves incidentally, that article is illustrative of why im pretty much convinced the last psych is a woman. her obsession with randi zu smacks me of she-envy.
04:39 cazalla i didn't want one either wao-ender
04:40 mircea_popescu wao-ender gotta make kids somehow tho.
04:40 wao-ender mircea_popescu: there so many ways, like to adopt one
04:41 mircea_popescu i suppose black girls can cope with this entire "women as a cattle herd maintained by the state" with satellitary men fucking them from the edges, much like chimps live in the wild
04:41 mircea_popescu white girls tho... not really.
04:41 wao-ender I'd like to have kids, but I didnt find any responsible wife yet..
04:41 cazalla but given i want kids who aren't degenerate SJW fags, i figured it best my wife and I have a traditional family
04:41 cazalla wao-ender: adopt? you willingly be cuckolded?
04:41 mircea_popescu wao-ender i prefer adopting them once they're nubile.
04:42 mircea_popescu much more pleasant & convenient.
04:42 wao-ender hehe
04:43 cazalla wao-ender: i'm interested why you would want to adopt, assuming you are a man
04:43 * MisterE is really sick of 560
04:44 wao-ender well, I've been already helping in some orphanages
04:44 wao-ender and I like help some of that kids, who will deserve kinda better life
04:44 cazalla i am usually suspicious of men who do that
04:45 mircea_popescu cazalla you know, just because you didnt make it doesn't mean it sucks.
04:45 mircea_popescu what's this, biological "not invented here" syndrome ?
04:46 cazalla i'm not saying it sucks
04:46 cazalla but why would any man give away resources for children that are not his
04:46 cazalla i am selfish but i don't think that's my reasoning
04:47 mircea_popescu why is it not his ?
04:47 mircea_popescu are my slaves not mine because some other people toiled with them for their early years ?
04:47 cazalla it's not his blood
04:47 mircea_popescu neither is yours.
04:48 cazalla you fkc and i pick up the tab? no thanks
04:48 mircea_popescu so how is your blood yours ?
04:48 cazalla my genetics
04:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00084932 = 11.8055 BTC [+] {3}
04:48 mircea_popescu how are they "my" ?
04:48 cazalla because they come from me
04:48 wao-ender god particles?
04:48 mircea_popescu if i make you wear a rock around your neck for the rest of your life, is it now your rock ?
04:49 mircea_popescu or is it it my rock im forcing you to carry ?
04:49 mircea_popescu wao-ender yeah something like that.
04:49 cazalla i don't know
04:49 mircea_popescu well... i mean you can't change this blood of yours, can you
04:49 mircea_popescu so saying it's yours seems a little of a push.
04:49 cazalla i could argue both but educate me
04:50 mircea_popescu all i'm sayin' is that by your reasoning, the farmer shouldn't plow the field
04:50 mircea_popescu because the grain is fucking and he's picking up the bill.
04:50 mircea_popescu sure, he is. he's also picking up the crop.
04:50 cazalla i think he should because he gains the benefit of his hard work
04:50 mircea_popescu right-o.
04:50 cazalla what benefit do i gain raising another child
04:50 mircea_popescu well, the grown child.
04:51 cazalla i don't see the benefit
04:51 cazalla not to me anyway
04:51 mircea_popescu so you don't. doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist neh ?
04:51 cazalla i think it does for women
04:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 60 @ 0.00550778 = 0.3305 BTC [-] {2}
04:51 mircea_popescu what's the benefit to you of making your own kids. not like you eat them later or anything.
04:51 cazalla but why does the lion kill anothers cubs
04:52 wao-ender ^ my kids can be your kids.
04:52 punkman1 he just wants to harvest their organs
04:52 dignork mircea_popescu actually you do, you assume they'll support you when you old
04:52 mircea_popescu to get the lionesses in heat
04:52 mircea_popescu dignork i don't think anyone sane really does that tbh.
04:53 wao-ender well, yeah, someone taking kids like passive long-term investment
04:53 dignork mircea_popescu it's a common assumption afaik, stupid one, i know
04:53 cazalla so it's charity as per your charity article?
04:53 wao-ender in return like 60years.
04:53 mircea_popescu cazalla it oculd be, sure.
04:53 mircea_popescu anyway, women don't benefit from having kids, that's for sure. if anything it makes them dumb.
04:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 114 @ 0.00549904 = 0.6269 BTC [-] {3}
04:54 cazalla but i would wager when it comes to adoption, women are more inclined unless the man is infertile or has some strange cuckold fetish he wants to make real
04:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00551201 = 0.1488 BTC [+]
04:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.00613 = 0.3065 BTC [-]
04:57 mircea_popescu i don't imagine adoption is generally as sexual as you represent it.
04:58 dignork but there is a subject in wikipedia: "Cuckoldry as a fetish", awesome!
04:58 wao-ender i'm taking it more like moral/social help
04:59 mircea_popescu dignork i suspect a majority of men actually would enjoy their lives more as desexualised betas than play-pretend sexual alphas anyway.
04:59 mircea_popescu reproductive traits are a serious draw on biological systems.
05:00 mircea_popescu for that matter, plenty of women would rather be fat than good at pole dancing.
05:00 cazalla wao-ender: i wonder why i think it's a commendable act but abhorrent for myself to do such a thing
05:00 mircea_popescu cazalla what if you have a daughter and she becomes a public rape slut ?
05:01 cazalla this is why i was so happy to have a son
05:01 dignork cazalla there are men-sluts as well
05:01 cazalla i guess it wouldn't matter as i wouldn't expect much from a daugther anyway
05:01 wao-ender ^
05:01 mircea_popescu well, don't take it the wrong way but i think you have some issues there :)
05:01 cazalla i wouldn't like it but that's the reality
05:02 mircea_popescu what if your son becomes a faggot who spends all his money (from govt dole) to pay aids infected homosexuals to roughly fuck him ?
05:02 cazalla i'd kill myself
05:02 cazalla the shame!
05:03 dignork cazalla, how does your son behaviour reflects on you?
05:03 cazalla tbh as long as we raise him right, i don't think things like that would ever be an issue
05:03 cazalla whether he is straight as an arrow or flaming homosexual
05:03 cazalla dignork: it reflects on me as a parent
05:03 dignork cazalla you just assume that your influence is a major player in his development
05:03 cazalla it is
05:04 mircea_popescu lmao
05:04 cazalla why else is the a disparity between fathered and fatherless children
05:04 cazalla there*
05:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.0052221 = 0.1828 BTC [-] {3}
05:05 dignork cazalla, there is SOME influence, sure, i'm not sure about majority
05:05 cazalla some and major, this is subjective
05:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 176 @ 0.00511455 = 0.9002 BTC [-] {6}
05:05 mircea_popescu there's plenty of parents that the kid'd be better off with no parents at all
05:06 cazalla to what extent who really knows but there is an impact
05:06 mircea_popescu and these aren't always poor. i've seen plenty of fucking impossible middle class people, murdering the kid under a mountain of attention
05:06 cazalla mircea_popescu: for sure
05:06 wao-ender heh
05:07 cazalla see if i did have a daughter, she would be less likely to be the public rape slut mircea_popescu suggests by my being around and being a good role model opposed to not being there at all
05:08 dignork cazalla, if you have cash you can give them education, imho that's all the influence that you get
05:08 cazalla dignork: i have read contrary to that
05:08 cazalla that is to say my influence is beyond being able to send them to a good school
05:09 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: but if they fix one bitcoin bug, hey, it was worth it. <<< mp is too lazy to dig up where he was arguing this about ltc
05:09 cazalla and maybe i want to home school and have a little luke-jr running around
05:09 mircea_popescu cazalla i'd agree.
05:09 mircea_popescu good schools are grossly overrated.
05:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0895 = 0.179 BTC [+]
05:10 cazalla depends on the student i would guess
05:10 cazalla me? it would've made little difference good or bad school
05:10 cazalla i wanted to stay home and play everquest and that was that
05:10 mircea_popescu heh
05:11 cazalla i went to a bad public school
05:11 cazalla so difficult to argue it would've been the same
05:11 dignork wow everquest, nice graphics, reminds me of lineage
05:11 cazalla but i think so
05:12 cazalla EQ days were good days
05:12 cazalla most mmo's are hand holding social networks now
05:13 mircea_popescu mod6 what i hear is that >>= is not uniformly implemented on all platforms.
05:13 mircea_popescu it behaves differently depending wtf you run
05:13 dignork mircea_popescu, in c++ standard it UD
05:13 mircea_popescu so bitcoin wouldn't really display the behaviour, we'd just end up with a fork
05:13 cazalla i think i'm missing half this conversation
05:13 mircea_popescu dignork nah, it's a problem of how the compiler translates the code do machine and how the processor runs it then
05:14 mircea_popescu we really don't know yet exactly wtf it is
05:14 mircea_popescu may be some count overflow protection activates.
05:15 dignork mircea_popescu there is not much options to implement lshift, especially if you have such cpu opcode
05:15 mircea_popescu (ie, on some platforms with 64 bit registers shift 65 bits means shift one bit,
05:15 mircea_popescu whereas on others it means shift 64 bits)
05:15 dignork in any case, crisis is diverted, 120 years in advance :)
05:15 mircea_popescu well it's not fixed yet
05:15 mircea_popescu but we know about it.
05:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00084504 = 7.8589 BTC [-] {2}
05:16 dignork yep, but we have like 120 years to fix it, till then there probably won't be any 32 or 64 bit processors anyway :)
05:16 mircea_popescu all true.
05:17 dignork cazalla,, sorry, it was about some exotic bitcoin bug which will be interesting in 120 years from now
05:19 cazalla i meant that i don't see the text mircea_popescu is responding to
05:19 mircea_popescu no, that's what it was, what dignork sed
05:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00084479 = 10.7288 BTC [-] {2}
05:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 444 @ 0.00549 = 2.4376 BTC [-] {3}
05:23 mircea_popescu ;;tslb
05:23 gribble Time since last block: 8 minutes and 2 seconds
05:24 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/635/1btc-10-000-usd/
05:24 ozbot BitBet - 1BTC >= $10,000 USD
05:25 mircea_popescu this shit's fucking incredible. btc is about 500ish, the odds of 10k (ie, 2k% increase) are viewed as 1:3
05:25 mircea_popescu or even 2:5 actually
05:25 cazalla i was going to bet yes on that
05:25 mircea_popescu at this point, the EV of betting no on that is about 10x better than any fiat investment.
05:26 * dignork calcualtes if betting against is worth the money
05:26 mircea_popescu suppose btc goes to 9k in november and doesn't cross.
05:26 cazalla i just dislike waiting 9 month wait for the outcome on those bets
05:26 mircea_popescu you can trade $500 worth of btc today for... 18k worth of btc in nov.
05:26 mircea_popescu cazalla from experience you're better off having your btc locked away from your control
05:27 mircea_popescu where you ~= everyone in btc.
05:27 cazalla yeah i've done that
05:27 dignork mircea_popescu, yeah, but the problem is that if there will be too many NO bets return will be close to zero
05:27 cazalla except for a small amount to play with
05:27 mircea_popescu dignork no cause weight.
05:27 mircea_popescu take the recently closed mtgox 150 bet
05:27 mircea_popescu it was a year old when mtgox finally entered its last stages of decomposition
05:28 mircea_popescu in spite of the pool being 3:50, nobody bet
05:28 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/346/mtgox-bitcoin-usd-exchange-rate-150-before/ << last bet is in july 2013
05:28 ozbot BitBet - MtGox Bitcoin USD Exchange Rate >= $150 Before the End of April 2013
05:30 mircea_popescu bah wrong link
05:30 dignork mircea_popescu, ok so currently NO payout is ~1.4, if later it'd change to 1000 NO vs 100 yes, payout will be lower, or is it ficed at the moment of betting?
05:30 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/281/btc-usd-at-mtgox-will-be-above-150-on/
05:30 dignork *fixed
05:30 ozbot BitBet - BTC/USD at MtGox will be above $150 on Mar 1st 2014
05:30 mircea_popescu this one i meant
05:30 mircea_popescu dignork payout will be lower, but proportional with the weights involved.
05:31 mircea_popescu if you bet 1 btc at 100k weight, someone at 50k weight needs to bet 2 btc to get the same effects
05:31 mircea_popescu and at 10k weight, 10 btc
05:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.00539893 = 0.108 BTC [+] {3}
05:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.07560803 = 3.856 BTC [+] {3}
05:34 dignork mircea_popescu i see, still the chances for saturation are too high for me :)
05:35 mircea_popescu there still aren't better opportunities available in btc as it is.
05:35 mircea_popescu kinda the miracle of bitbet : because peoplke generally are so bad at evaluating opportunity, it's a fucking gold mine.
05:37 dignork mircea_popescu it's actually too sad, you'd think multi billion eco-system would provide more investement opportunities :)
05:41 dignork this one looks like a good speculative bet http://bitbet.us/bet/770/btc-e-out-of-business-in-2014/ , but the total amount of bets makes it boring
05:41 cazalla i ripped that one off the gox one
05:42 cazalla but i only bet small
05:42 cazalla which was suggested to avoid becoming a snackman
05:44 dignork for snackman i got this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erlw-ODVZxU
05:44 dignork who is snackman here?
05:45 wao-ender this is, ultra lulz headline, keys to the internet. http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2014/feb/28/seven-people-keys-worldwide-internet-security-web
05:45 cazalla dignork: he should respond like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksmnk2Eic80
05:49 dignork cazalla, it's be an awesome response to the Giardian journalist from the line above
05:50 dignork *it'd
05:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7737 @ 0.00084624 = 6.5474 BTC [+]
06:04 mircea_popescu the thingwith snackman, as i recall it, is that he sent a wager on an already known bet
06:04 mircea_popescu ie, the results were known
06:04 mircea_popescu and then he cheaped out on tx fees, so his tx was never confirmed in time
06:07 cazalla jew too so must've really hurt
06:14 cazalla guess there are no JIDF here
06:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7277 @ 0.00084963 = 6.1828 BTC [+]
06:35 mircea_popescu That's what happened to Myspace. It tipping pointed into "unemployed/some high school" and The Ruling Class had to sell it to Ima Holla Achoo for 20x less than they bought it. Now it looks like Windows Mobile, which is demographically appropriate.
06:35 mircea_popescu lolz quite.
06:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.08859409 = 0.9745 BTC [+] {4}
06:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4423 @ 0.00084963 = 3.7579 BTC [+]
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06:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3948 @ 0.00085158 = 3.362 BTC [+]
07:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0907 = 0.907 BTC [+] {3}
07:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1900 @ 0.00085248 = 1.6197 BTC [+]
07:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09125 = 0.365 BTC [+] {2}
07:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.04500002 = 0.27 BTC [-] {4}
07:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.0915 = 0.549 BTC [+] {4}
07:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.13311598 = 0.7987 BTC [-] {4}
07:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00085248 = 4.6034 BTC [+]
07:06 mircea_popescu Obama warned that Russia's "continued violation of international law will lead to greater political and economic isolation."
07:06 mircea_popescu ahahah who does this guy think he is ?
07:07 mircea_popescu country producing nothing anyone wants to country producing fuels and minerals everyone wants "herpderp isolation is u". might as well be some dork talking to scarlett j about how socially isolated she'll be if she continues being blonde.
07:13 mircea_popescu ;;later tell greenspan_fan http://dpaste.com/1677630/ << tpb dox cc asciilifeform
07:13 gribble The operation succeeded.
07:21 mircea_popescu "The Napster controversy has taught us that you can't stop people who know more than you do."
07:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 79 @ 0.00533998 = 0.4219 BTC [+] {3}
07:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 136 @ 0.00534498 = 0.7269 BTC [+]
07:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7200 @ 0.00085378 = 6.1472 BTC [+]
07:38 jurov ;;bc,stats
07:38 gribble Current Blocks: 288589 | Current Difficulty: 3.81572379881463E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 290303 | Next Difficulty In: 1714 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 8 hours, 25 minutes, and 25 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 3992945039.77 | Estimated Percent Change: 4.6445
07:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16710 @ 0.00085375 = 14.2662 BTC [-] {3}
07:51 FabianB_ $depth X.IDIFF.MAR
07:51 mpexbot FabianB_: X.IDIFF.MAR Bids: ['150 @ 0.003', '200 @ 0.00290837', '100 @ 0.00172']
07:51 mpexbot FabianB_: Asks: ['10 @ 0.00395111', '10 @ 0.00395132', '15 @ 0.00421474', '20 @ 0.00460987', '25 @ 0.00526842']
07:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00085215 = 5.8798 BTC [-] {2}
07:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 105 @ 0.08200052 = 8.6101 BTC [-] {3}
08:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.08920255 = 0.6244 BTC [+] {3}
08:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08919979 = 0.446 BTC [-] {3}
08:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00613 = 0.613 BTC [-]
08:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17009 @ 0.0008552 = 14.5461 BTC [+] {2}
08:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00085622 = 3.2536 BTC [+]
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08:28 ThickAsThieves <mircea_popescu> all i'm sayin' is that by your reasoning, the farmer shouldn't plow the field /// It's a lizard brain thing - the most innate thing we're here to do is reproduce, so i'd assume a man's desire to bare his own blood is not only natural, but reinforced by male social roles. Of course this is becoming quite distorted, as you point out about betas feigning alpha. Having
08:28 ThickAsThieves your own progeny is also interpreted as a way to live posthumously. The whole conversation can be starkly scientific, or frustatingly philosophical. intraductibillamawhatsit i guess.
08:28 wao-ender Finally, I found representative pic, https://twitter.com/YangWao/status/440116377118990336
08:29 ThickAsThieves As I read TLP, I don't get much sense of gender, but I haven't read it trying to scrape that out yet. Your theory is sound though, being that I never knew Randi existed before reading that.
08:34 CheckDavid The great Randi?
08:34 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves :p
08:34 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves it's been doxed above.
08:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.04401272 = 0.4841 BTC [-] {2}
08:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 263 @ 0.00088186 = 0.2319 BTC [-]
08:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00528448 = 1.0569 BTC [-] {11}
08:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10341 @ 0.000857 = 8.8622 BTC [+]
08:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.08920042 = 0.6244 BTC [+] {2}
08:47 mircea_popescu CheckDavid whossat ?
08:48 CheckDavid James Randi
08:49 CheckDavid Magician later turned into pseudo claims buster.
08:49 mircea_popescu a no. apparently there's some moral hazard embodied in zuckerberg's sister
08:49 mircea_popescu who happened to be cleanning floors and be paid in stock options early in fb's history.
08:49 mircea_popescu you know, much like random idiot mining bitcoins in 2009
08:51 CheckDavid What?
08:51 CheckDavid Early miners were chosen by god
08:51 CheckDavid It's in the bible
08:52 mircea_popescu right.
08:52 mircea_popescu hence moral hazard.
08:53 CheckDavid I would become a believer if I WA's an early miner. Such easy money
08:54 mircea_popescu hehe
08:55 CheckDavid Isn't nakamoto sitting on a million coins?
08:56 mircea_popescu in the sense mtgox lost 850k yes
08:56 CheckDavid What's the relation?
08:56 CheckDavid I thought he had this gigantic wallet
08:57 mircea_popescu notrly.
08:57 CheckDavid Oh?
08:57 mircea_popescu just big numbers pushed by the clueless press and swallowed by the superificial.
08:57 CheckDavid I see
09:00 mircea_popescu http://rt.com/news/ukraine-military-russia-resign-437/
09:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00511732 = 1.2793 BTC [-] {11}
09:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.08995429 = 1.2594 BTC [+] {3}
09:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10820 @ 0.00085189 = 9.2174 BTC [-]
09:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59000041 BTC [-]
09:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59000015 = 1.18 BTC [-] {2}
09:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00539994 = 1.62 BTC [+] {6}
09:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00519892 = 0.234 BTC [-]
09:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00539999 = 0.135 BTC [+] {2}
09:21 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2012/bitcoin-is-creating-a-whole-new-set-of-problems/ < this is the article about how bitcoin is bad for kids that i was looking for a while back
09:21 ozbot Bitcoin is creating a whole new set of problems pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
09:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12367 @ 0.00085977 = 10.6328 BTC [+] {2}
09:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1229 @ 0.00086073 = 1.0578 BTC [+]
09:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.58407999 = 2.3363 BTC [-] {3}
09:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 430 @ 0.00539999 = 2.322 BTC [+] {5}
09:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.00539999 = 0.1836 BTC [+] {3}
09:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00085189 = 4.4298 BTC [-]
09:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.13311598 = 1.198 BTC [-]
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 94 @ 0.0052002 = 0.4888 BTC [+] {3}
09:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11150 @ 0.00085231 = 9.5033 BTC [+]
09:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.0051989 = 0.104 BTC [-] {2}
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10:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 27 @ 0.00519 = 0.1401 BTC [-]
10:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0439 = 0.1317 BTC [-]
10:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3292 @ 0.00019251 = 0.6337 BTC [-] {11}
10:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12927 @ 0.00085231 = 11.0178 BTC [+]
10:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00085309 = 5.4598 BTC [+] {2}
10:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 18 @ 0.0439 = 0.7902 BTC [-]
10:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9233 @ 0.00085189 = 7.8655 BTC [-]
10:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.02134999 = 0.6405 BTC [+] {2}
10:41 MisterE "While the popularity of both innovations has grown quickly (even though Coin is not yet available), they still face key uphill battles"
10:42 wao-ender ridicilous http://imgur.com/gallery/NPzK81w
10:43 mircea_popescu wait what ?!
10:43 MisterE lol RT
10:43 wao-ender well, kids have here dogecoin already
10:43 mircea_popescu jurov didja get occupied ?
10:43 MisterE russia's Fox
10:43 wao-ender mircea_popescu: no, slovakia is labeled as czechoslovakia.
10:43 wao-ender since 91', seem that telly didnt updated their geo infos
10:43 mircea_popescu why the fuck does this kid think i banned him from assets?!
10:44 wao-ender which kid?
10:44 mircea_popescu skinnkavaj
10:44 MisterE well most people who watch CNN are 60+
10:44 MisterE thats well known
10:44 wao-ender I see him here lol, is it him, right?
10:44 mircea_popescu i have no idea.
10:44 wao-ender 16:44 -!- 32 - #bitcoin-assets: ban *!*@unaffiliated/skinnkavaj [by leguin.freenode.net, 2305187 secs ago]
10:45 wao-ender maybe?
10:45 mircea_popescu so since czechs ate slovakia, can't romania eat up that ukraine pseudopod there in the south ?
10:45 mircea_popescu odessa et all ?
10:46 MisterE heh Czech mate
10:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00085342 = 11.0945 BTC [+] {2}
10:50 BingoBoingo Oh, that ways Bitcoin will change the world. Now Russia and Ukraine contest Crimea. In the future someone in this chan is going to think, "Now that this place is getting such attention the weather seems nice" before buying the penninsula from both warring factions
10:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.58090833 = 6.9709 BTC [-] {3}
10:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08999988 = 0.36 BTC [+]
10:55 mircea_popescu you can't buy the crimea from russia any more than you can buy kim kardashians' ass from her
10:59 ThickAsThieves and you have to be as crazy as kanye to take the whole thing
10:59 mircea_popescu that too.
10:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08999988 = 0.18 BTC [+]
10:59 mircea_popescu who the fuck needs the responsibility for 40 million disabled idiots.
11:00 mircea_popescu talk about cuckolding, you didn't even fuck all the women
11:00 BingoBoingo lol
11:00 mircea_popescu (incidentally, cazalla's rationale is perhaps why traditionally leaders also fucked all the women.
11:01 ThickAsThieves family first!
11:01 mircea_popescu what was that study that whatever primitive villages were 80% the offspring of the village chieftain or something
11:02 MisterE it's good to be king
11:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 166 @ 0.08089007 = 13.4278 BTC [-] {11}
11:06 nubbins` morning
11:07 davout nubbins`: hello !
11:08 nubbins` Quā€™est-ce que tu en penses?
11:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9187 @ 0.0008497 = 7.8062 BTC [-]
11:09 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
11:09 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 562.97, vol: 7539.63282859 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 554.98, vol: 7035.30086 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 562.73, vol: 4985.7429263 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 559.0372, vol: 3140.76200000 | Volume-weighted last average: 559.89703964
11:09 davout de?
11:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 413 @ 0.00084709 = 0.3498 BTC [-]
11:09 mircea_popescu fromage
11:09 nubbins` tous :D
11:10 mircea_popescu tous = all people tout = all things
11:10 nubbins` (i used to date a girl whose very rich grandfather would stroll around parties asking people what they thought. when responded to with "about what?", he would simply walk away)
11:10 nubbins` fuck, really?
11:10 nubbins` been a while :(
11:11 davout it's ok :-)
11:11 davout the french people loves you anyway
11:11 nubbins` phew
11:12 mircea_popescu nobody went "i think you should leave me all your monyz" ?
11:12 nubbins` so vulgar
11:12 nubbins` guy owned so much land he couldn't keep track of it all
11:12 mircea_popescu o right, and pestering people is like all etherated or what.
11:13 nubbins` it was a conversation starter!
11:13 mircea_popescu so mine's a conversation ender.
11:14 nubbins` or at the very least, a segue
11:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 21 @ 0.00519 = 0.109 BTC [-]
11:15 ThickAsThieves it's a troll
11:15 ThickAsThieves nothing more
11:16 nubbins` the question or the response?
11:16 ThickAsThieves yes
11:16 ThickAsThieves he knows what they'll say
11:17 ThickAsThieves so why pretend otherwise
11:17 mircea_popescu thick ass strolls
11:17 nubbins` nah
11:17 nubbins` i've had some great conversations that started with me asking someone what they thought
11:17 nubbins` boring people say "about what?", interesting people tell you what they think.
11:17 mircea_popescu ok, different approach : i'm thinking about why it is that your granddaughter looks best with a cock in her mouth.
11:17 ThickAsThieves and they didnt say 'about what?'
11:17 nubbins` the great conversations? nope.
11:17 ThickAsThieves that's retarded
11:17 nubbins` no it's not
11:18 mircea_popescu (btw, anyone noticed this ? all female faces look best with that distended jaw look of a cock inserted)
11:18 nubbins` nobody's ever asked you what's on your mind before?
11:18 mircea_popescu nubbins` people srsly don't really dare.
11:18 ThickAsThieves yes, but that;s a different q
11:18 nubbins` same q, different phrasing
11:18 ThickAsThieves same q, troll phrasing
11:19 mircea_popescu actually asking people you're not sexually intimate with "what's on their mind' is quite offensive.
11:19 * nubbins` yawns
11:19 nubbins` so sensitive, both of you
11:19 mircea_popescu no but wtf. way above asking them how much they make.
11:19 ThickAsThieves asking people what's on their mind is at least a complete q
11:20 ThickAsThieves i'd be more offended at his grandpa walking away
11:20 nubbins` you taking offense didn't mean a row of beans to him, unfortunately
11:20 ThickAsThieves so?
11:20 mircea_popescu the feeling is obviously mutual.
11:20 nubbins` asking what you think is a complete question, in the sense that asking the time is a complete question
11:21 nubbins` someone asks you the time, you don't say "where?" unless you're an idiot or a smartass
11:21 ThickAsThieves only if youve bastardized common communication
11:21 ThickAsThieves the time has context
11:21 nubbins` and by common communication, you mean what, business-man speak?
11:21 mircea_popescu carlin "when, now or when yo uasked me ?"
11:21 ThickAsThieves everyone knows what someone means when they ask what you think
11:21 nubbins` what do you think of the quarterly financials?
11:21 mircea_popescu ;;google carlin do you have the time
11:21 gribble George Carlin- Does the time bother you? 1978 On location George ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5eG-aywZQ>; Do You Have the Time? No, I don't - George Carlin on Time - VideoSift: <http://videosift.com/video/Do-You-Have-the-Time-No-I-don-t-George-Carlin-on-Time>; George Carlin Quotes (Author of Napalm & Silly Putty) - Goodreads: (1 more message)
11:22 ThickAsThieves i mean this assumption that when someone asks a question, there is a context
11:22 ThickAsThieves not that it is to be taken obnoxiously literal
11:22 nubbins` so you're unable to summon an answer to an open-ended question?
11:22 ThickAsThieves i'm unable to ask for clarification to the q without being trolled?
11:23 ThickAsThieves if I say What's up? and you don't say "the ceiling" you're the ass?
11:23 nubbins` clarification isn't necessary
11:23 davout ThickAsThieves: no because that means you're boring
11:23 ThickAsThieves lol
11:23 davout nubbins` so grandpa was an asshole, kewl
11:24 mircea_popescu one wonders how the guy got married in the first place.
11:24 ThickAsThieves pretty poor system for finding interesting people
11:24 davout nubbins`: you're not special, my grandpa is an asshole too :D
11:24 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves it probably has good selectivity but poor specificity.
11:24 nubbins` he's not my grandpa :D
11:24 mircea_popescu he's his failed-granpa-in-law
11:24 ThickAsThieves hell, going to a party is a poor system too
11:24 nubbins` and fwiw, he was an asshole, but since when is that criteria
11:25 mircea_popescu perhaphs the most distant relation possible.
11:25 davout nubbins`: it *is* a criteria
11:25 mircea_popescu ""I had Christ in my mouth for over an hour!" was a post funeral text from a woman who... what? I'm not a Catholic so it took me a few minutes to piece together that this lunatic meant she had kept the Eucharist from the funeral mass in her mouth without swallowing it for an hour-- as if that meant something."
11:25 nubbins` might as well ask about the thread count of his sheets
11:25 mircea_popescu yes it means something. it means she's doing cum swallow games @home.
11:28 nubbins` well, now that we've come to the conclusion that asking people what they think is trollish, invasive, and grossly offensive
11:29 davout nubbins`: nope, it's the walking away part
11:29 davout that's trollish
11:29 mircea_popescu what's on your mind was offensive.
11:29 nubbins` davout, fair enough
11:29 nubbins` i don't walk away, i respond with "anything"
11:30 nubbins` you can see the gears start turning in people's heads
11:30 nubbins` much better than "did you see ___ on television" or w/e
11:35 BingoBoingo http://bigstory.ap.org/article/russian-troop-convoy-road-crimeas-capital
11:35 ozbot Hundreds of gunmen surround Ukraine military base
11:50 mircea_popescu pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=490703.msg5411306#msg5411306 << it's official, the forum estimates it'd be better off if it consisted of nothing but my socks, than the present situation
11:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08990703 = 0.1798 BTC [+]
11:50 mircea_popescu a great win for public participation, decentralisation and crowd powa.
11:52 nubbins` wait now
11:52 nubbins` i remember responding to that thread
11:52 nubbins` i guess he deleted it and started a new one?
11:52 BingoBoingo nubbins`: He made two of them, one in securities and the other in scam accusations
11:53 mircea_popescu o there's two ?
11:53 nubbins` well that makes sense
11:53 mircea_popescu why split the comedy ;/
11:53 * nubbins` responds to new thread
11:54 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Yeah, the other incarnation was the one linked here first
11:55 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=490781.0
11:55 ozbot Mircea Popescu aka Crumbs & others
11:55 nubbins` ah, i guess the first one wasn't going the way he wanted
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.34205046 BTC to 3`554 shares, 65899 satoshi per share
12:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00085154 = 5.7053 BTC [+]
12:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00085203 = 5.9642 BTC [+]
12:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6044 @ 0.00085466 = 5.1656 BTC [+]
12:13 wao-ender > Romania will send gypsie batallions to steal tanks and ammo :^)
12:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3608 @ 0.00085244 = 3.0756 BTC [-] {2}
12:17 mircea_popescu im sure ukraina has enough gypsies already
12:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0435001 = 0.174 BTC [+]
12:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 246 @ 0.00088199 = 0.217 BTC [+]
12:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.0435 = 0.522 BTC [-] {2}
12:19 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo all these wannabe mps gotta study up on style!
12:19 mircea_popescu forum sez i got my very own.
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.043125 = 0.1725 BTC [-] {2}
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 177 @ 0.00519 = 0.9186 BTC [+]
12:21 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Well at least all of this "textual analysis" provides forumites a distraction from the Szabo is Satoshi hypothesis
12:21 mircea_popescu weallknow karpeles is satoshi
12:22 wao-ender http://hackingdistributed.com/2014/03/01/what-did-not-happen-at-mtgox/
12:22 ozbot What Did <em>Not</em> Happen At Mt. Gox
12:22 wao-ender kinda hilarious article
12:23 mircea_popescu <em> in <title> ?
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12:23 mircea_popescu what's the world com<u>in</u>g to
12:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 15 @ 0.0426 = 0.639 BTC [-]
12:25 nubbins` maybe they should have distributed the coding too
12:29 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1zcmfq/mark_karpeles_blinking_a_morse_code/ lol
12:29 ozbot Mark Karpeles blinking a morse code : Bitcoin
12:29 mircea_popescu "If I had to guess, I'd venture that Mt. Gox is based on something like MySQL -- strongly consistent and not broken by design, though perhaps slow and hard to scale."
12:30 mircea_popescu from the earlier link.
12:30 mircea_popescu seriously, mysql is slow and hard to scale ?
12:30 mircea_popescu the only thing it does is that it's fast.
12:30 mircea_popescu it is definitely very very brokenb by design
12:30 mircea_popescu who the fuck is this retard with delusions of competence ?
12:30 ThickAsThieves that article sux
12:30 nubbins` maybe he runs mysql on a FAT partition ;(
12:30 mircea_popescu guy is all pretense and no substance
12:31 ThickAsThieves he just summarizes all the gox theories then says No
12:31 mircea_popescu the phrase before the mysql debacle is "I went to the Cornell dairy barn, I drank the fizzy milk drinks that the agriculture students designed for their masters projects. The code being peddled under the NoSQL rubric is analogous in its construction and quality."
12:31 mircea_popescu this is the sort of shit i may say, not random twerp.
12:31 nubbins` "If one must pick a cryptocurrency, the lowly dogecoin, of all things, is doing everything right."
12:31 nubbins` LEL
12:32 mircea_popescu anyway, gotta love postmodernism
12:32 mircea_popescu pile of failed ignorance denouncing the "general" failed ignorance.
12:34 ThickAsThieves "Bear in mind that , until December 5th 2013, Mark Williams had never mentioned Bitcoin at all. But since December 2013 he has written over 50 postings on Bitcoin , in a little over two months, with only a handful of his normal type of postings about banking risks"
12:35 mircea_popescu so mark williams digs butts nao
12:35 ThickAsThieves " the chatter coming out of the Delta Sigma Pie Fraternity at Boston Uni is that senior Frat colleagues have been expressing serious concern about the progressively erratic behavior of Prof. Mark Williams."
12:35 mircea_popescu is this the actor or the snooker player ?
12:35 ThickAsThieves Pie
12:36 kakobrekla >If I were to encounter my bank's CEO on IRC, I would not think "how cool and edgy, lemme get a screen cap, LOL," I'd put my money in a mattress and short the bank's stock.
12:36 kakobrekla lol
12:36 kakobrekla yes, someone with twitter handle "@el33th4xor" appears much more trustworthy.
12:37 mircea_popescu boston uni
12:37 mircea_popescu like what was it, top 50 ?
12:37 mircea_popescu kakobrekla obviously they're entirely correct.
12:37 nubbins` ThickAsThieves, lel
12:37 nubbins` y'know, the greek letter pie
12:37 nubbins` D:
12:37 * kakobrekla pulls out of mpex
12:38 mircea_popescu so let the kids short mpex stock what
12:38 * kakobrekla pulls out of himself
12:38 kakobrekla there.
12:39 kakobrekla cant trust myself until im here.
12:39 mircea_popescu its a noteworthy mark of the desperation of the media re bitcoin that they're reducing to putting forth the opinions of frat boys
12:39 mircea_popescu as to the behaviour of their risk management teachers.
12:39 mircea_popescu clearly this is sane.
12:40 mircea_popescu kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ is this only broken on my screen ?
12:40 mircea_popescu (scroll down)
12:41 nubbins` hah
12:41 nubbins` your tags broke it
12:41 mircea_popescu <js echo "kako sux at codeing";>
12:41 kakobrekla i fix one think brok another
12:41 kakobrekla thing
12:41 kakobrekla lol
12:41 kakobrekla no think. ever.
12:41 mircea_popescu never think. none.
12:42 nubbins` <script>window.alert("altcoin sucks cocks")</script>
12:42 kakobrekla boo-hoo.
12:42 wao-ender :D
12:42 wao-ender kids.
12:42 nubbins` i'm thirty-two D;
12:42 mircea_popescu TESTING IN PRODUCTION SINCE @)!!
12:43 nubbins` heh
12:43 nubbins` capital numbers
12:43 mircea_popescu :D
12:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8205 @ 0.00085002 = 6.9744 BTC [-] {2}
12:46 mircea_popescu "When someone hates something that to outside observers looks exactly like themselves in every way, you should quickly consult a French book to see if they don't have a word for that phenomenon, and they do, it's called projection."
12:46 mircea_popescu epic.
12:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00084902 = 5.4337 BTC [-] {2}
12:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1206 @ 0.00085006 = 1.0252 BTC [+]
12:50 mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sjhiQzEC1ro61v7o1_1280.jpg
12:50 mircea_popescu "you lost the keys... where?!?!"
12:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2394 @ 0.00085708 = 2.0518 BTC [+]
13:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 150 @ 0.00539998 = 0.81 BTC [-]
13:03 kakobrekla ok
13:03 kakobrekla peace is restored
13:03 kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-03-2014#541879
13:03 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
13:03 kakobrekla also http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-03-2014#539399
13:03 kakobrekla you got the funky shit now.
13:04 mircea_popescu le cool.
13:04 mircea_popescu very rude and arrogant customer support i must say
13:05 kakobrekla :D
13:05 mircea_popescu i paid good letters for this service!
13:05 kakobrekla yeah, the letterel is always right
13:06 mircea_popescu ahaha
13:06 mircea_popescu http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7s08vqS0Y1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg there, have some butts.
13:08 kakobrekla not bad
13:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
13:09 Duffer1 ken slaughter canceled 55nm dev completely, he claims funds were lost in Gox bankruptcy
13:09 kakobrekla oh yeah thats convinient
13:09 kakobrekla also panacea lost all on gox!
13:09 mircea_popescu kakobrekla speaking of letterel : http://bitbet.us/bet/770/btc-e-out-of-business-in-2014/#c2520 http://bitbet.us/bet/747/two-1-seeds-will-play-in-the-2014/#c2519
13:09 mircea_popescu cheaper betting.
13:10 nubbins` heh
13:10 mircea_popescu Duffer1 lmao
13:10 nubbins` why the fuck would a business owner -- of any size -- store funds in an exchange?
13:10 kakobrekla mircea_popescu LMAO
13:10 nubbins` the mind boggles
13:10 mircea_popescu you weren't around during pirate, when people suddenly discovered they had lost it all on pirate were you
13:10 wao-ender :D
13:10 Duffer1 i've only been around since julyish
13:11 nubbins` <- nov '12
13:11 mircea_popescu yeah. so back then loads of shitty/scammy stuff went like
13:11 mircea_popescu o... we were totally 100% legit but we lost it all on pirate
13:11 nubbins` well. irc since summer '13
13:11 wao-ender nice butts
13:11 nubbins` slaughter must have immediately bought a $5,000 bottle of wine upon hearing of gox collapse
13:11 mircea_popescu http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7s04qxSuF1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg < same butts
13:12 Duffer1 i wonder how many asked themselves why their trusted issuers had money with pirate in the first place...
13:12 wao-ender is that in Romania?
13:12 mircea_popescu naj
13:12 ThickAsThieves http://bitbet.us/bet/771/facebook-myspaced/ odd to see no starting bets
13:12 mircea_popescu Duffer1 you read the patrick harnett "no pirate deposit" thing ?
13:12 ozbot BitBet - Facebook Myspace'd
13:12 ThickAsThieves oh wait
13:12 ThickAsThieves i was just early
13:13 mircea_popescu that's a pretty decent bet actually.
13:13 Duffer1 oh TaT i dig the Bitcoin Error Log, good stuff
13:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00534955 = 0.214 BTC [-]
13:13 Duffer1 mircea_popescu i have not
13:14 ThickAsThieves hopefully i can find more people to attack than Keiser
13:14 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=121915.0
13:14 ozbot Scammer tag: PatrickHarnett
13:14 Duffer1 Alex Jones was on mcxNOW yesterday, him and max have been having a lot of conversations..
13:14 ThickAsThieves i could see qq.com or amazon.com pushing out facebook
13:16 mircea_popescu i could see facebook simply imploding
13:17 ThickAsThieves nah it's got some roots that will be tough to unearth
13:17 mircea_popescu "Let me offer a contrary position, unpalatable but worth considering: the only appropriate time to wear make up is to look attractive to men. Or women, depending on which genitals you want to lick, hopefully it's both. "Ugh, women are not objects." Then why are you painting them?"
13:17 mircea_popescu example ?
13:17 ThickAsThieves the 40+ crowd
13:18 ThickAsThieves also much internet-connected lower class uses it as central comm
13:18 mircea_popescu but the lower class is the problem.
13:19 mircea_popescu people, and us people in particular, fie the notion they may congregate with the lower class.
13:19 ThickAsThieves well the lower class is eating up everything above it no?
13:19 mircea_popescu facebook may be 50`000 car mechanics and housewives away from complete tipping point topplage.
13:20 mircea_popescu after all, they got to facebook because it was the exclusive ivy league sorority dating repository
13:20 mircea_popescu if it were the place where poor indian imigrants gather to spam each otrher it'd be linked-in
13:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2300 @ 0.00085071 = 1.9566 BTC [-] {2}
13:21 BingoBoingo I see someone is putting their February dividends into BitBet bets
13:21 mircea_popescu (easy comparison : fb revenue 7bn, income 1bn ; linkedin revenue 1bn, income 20mn)
13:22 ThickAsThieves i can't stand linkedin
13:22 ThickAsThieves i like what it's supposed to be
13:23 BingoBoingo LinkedIn is just Bitcointalk on Fiat
13:23 ThickAsThieves but i hate it in practice
13:23 BingoBoingo Except less profit for the operators of LinkedIN
13:23 Duffer1 I take it you never got that 500 back MP?
13:23 mircea_popescu Duffer1 indeed.
13:24 Duffer1 I'm sorry to hear that man
13:24 mircea_popescu feel better ? :)
13:24 Duffer1 not even a little bit lol
13:24 mircea_popescu lol i never gave a shit, business expense. you never heard of patrick harnett BECAUSE i took him out
13:24 mircea_popescu and the fact that ridding bitcoin of "bankers" and other idiots only cost 500 btc in 2012... heh
13:24 mircea_popescu cake.
13:25 mircea_popescu i spent more on lube that year
13:25 Duffer1 ha
13:26 mircea_popescu 500 btc sounds impressive as all hell,
13:26 mircea_popescu but those were on the book at an average cost of 2.4 or some shit
13:26 kakobrekla <mircea_popescu> and the fact that ridding bitcoin of "bankers" and other idiots only cost 500 btc in 2012... heh < ah, so nostalgic :D
13:29 mircea_popescu hehe
13:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6967 @ 0.00084894 = 5.9146 BTC [-] {2}
13:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3789 @ 0.00084623 = 3.2064 BTC [-]
13:33 mircea_popescu "I don't want to be cynical, but boy oh boy is it hard not to observe that at the very moment in our history when we have the most women in the Senate, Congress is perceived to be pathetic, bickering, easily manipulated and powerless, and I'll risk the blowback and say that those are all stereotypes of women."
13:36 ThickAsThieves but is it really cuz the women, or men not being men?
13:37 mircea_popescu who's to know.
13:37 Duffer1 a culture of zealous anti intellectualism probably isn't helping either..
13:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08103637 = 0.4052 BTC [-] {3}
13:37 mircea_popescu if women were regularly spanked in the home all these problems'd go away anyway.
13:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 23 @ 0.08101886 = 1.8634 BTC [-] {3}
13:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08000012 = 0.24 BTC [-]
13:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08000011 = 0.4 BTC [-]
13:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.0426 = 1.278 BTC [-]
13:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7450 @ 0.00085014 = 6.3335 BTC [+]
13:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12821 @ 0.00085109 = 10.9118 BTC [+] {2}
13:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 866 @ 0.00018311 = 0.1586 BTC [-] {5}
13:51 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/bitbet-february-2014-statement/
13:51 ozbot BitBet, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
13:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 20 @ 0.00613 = 0.1226 BTC [-]
13:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.0054 = 0.2322 BTC [+]
13:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 789 @ 0.00559996 = 4.4184 BTC [+] {4}
13:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.00576333 = 0.1037 BTC [+] {2}
13:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00085583 = 12.7947 BTC [+]
13:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 26 @ 0.00534975 = 0.1391 BTC [+] {2}
14:00 benkay http://bitbet.us/bet/756/btc-to-drop-below-400-before-march/#c2513
14:00 ozbot BitBet - BTC to drop below $400 before March
14:01 mircea_popescu lolk
14:01 benkay u trollin on bitbet now mp?
14:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 26 @ 0.00534976 = 0.1391 BTC [+]
14:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 24 @ 0.00534976 = 0.1284 BTC [+]
14:05 mircea_popescu no it was pankkake
14:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 564 @ 0.0051942 = 2.9295 BTC [-] {7}
14:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 186 @ 0.00513772 = 0.9556 BTC [-] {8}
14:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1359 @ 0.000185 = 0.2514 BTC [+]
14:11 kakobrekla http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/03/mtgox-sets-up-call-center-in-japan-for-queries-from-worried-bitcoiners/
14:11 ozbot MtGox sets up call center in Japan for queries from worried Bitcoiners | Ars Technica
14:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00085583 = 9.243 BTC [+]
14:13 mircea_popescu bonus points if it's a 900 number.
14:16 kakobrekla http://trilema.com/2014/bitbet-february-2014-statement/#comment-98268
14:16 ozbot BitBet, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
14:19 mircea_popescu we;re rich bitch
14:19 kakobrekla retirement money.
14:26 skinnkavaj Lol
14:26 skinnkavaj I don't get it
14:26 skinnkavaj Why would Mtgox put up a call center
14:26 skinnkavaj So people can call in every hour and ask where is my money?
14:26 benkay anyone know these people? https://1broker.com/
14:26 skinnkavaj And what are they gonna say even
14:26 mircea_popescu to decentralize calling
14:26 mircea_popescu and in the process revolutionize phones
14:26 kakobrekla benkay afaik bucket shop
14:26 benkay skinnkavaj: didja figure that ban out?
14:26 mircea_popescu people = 1 person
14:27 kakobrekla they tried to do btcusd
14:27 kakobrekla and after x months closed cause lost too much money
14:27 kakobrekla or some shit
14:28 benkay some other lulzy stuff http://btclevels.com/fairplay
14:28 TestingUnoDosTre MP, im looking for some clarification on a bitbet
14:28 benkay We go by the last price rates that we receive directly from MTGox,
14:34 TestingUnoDosTre I I proposed a bet that the share price of mmm divided by the bitstamp daily high would be above or equal to .2 on may 3rd. I opened with a .5 btc wager, and it was rejected, citing that i needed to put down more btc due to the peculiarity of the bet. why isnt .5 btc substantial enough when many bets start with less than .1 btc
14:35 benkay shoulda opened a bitbet that TestingUnoDosTre would hear the same thing from a) everyone b) kako c) mp
14:35 benkay made him take the other side before telling him who operates bitbet
14:36 Duffer1 lol ben
14:37 TestingUnoDosTre sorry i wasnt seeking your excellent opinion, oh so wise benkay
14:37 ThickAsThieves TestingUnoDosTre mircea already left you pm's
14:37 ThickAsThieves and said the same things we all did
14:37 ThickAsThieves the walls are in your head
14:37 FabianB TestingUnoDosTre: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-03-2014#541341
14:37 TestingUnoDosTre how do i view said pms?
14:38 benkay well fuck you're using a webchat client
14:38 benkay who could even tell
14:38 TestingUnoDosTre much appreciated, for the actual help fabian
14:38 kakobrekla yes and rude benkay can just fuck off
14:38 benkay GOSH
14:38 benkay your manners are all AWFUL
14:38 Duffer1 Testing that message would have shown on your client with the name "gribble"
14:39 benkay ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTre this will result in a PM
14:39 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:39 benkay you thick skulled neanderthal
14:39 kakobrekla lolk just busting balls.
14:39 benkay your businesses are all going to FAIL for lack of CUSTOMER SERVICE
14:39 benkay don't you KNOW
14:39 benkay the CUSTOMER is ALWAYS RIGHT
14:39 kakobrekla uhh huhhh
14:39 kakobrekla i better hire some PR
14:39 TestingUnoDosTre im using this webchat freenode on a phone. is that still possible to view?
14:40 benkay TestingUnoDosTre: you'll want to use a computer computer.
14:40 cazalla i would assume alexa doesn't count mobile app traffic
14:40 cazalla right or wrong?
14:40 kakobrekla to deal with all the letterels
14:41 TestingUnoDosTre also. i did lay down .5 btc. how much is needed is unclear from mods message
14:41 benkay TestingUnoDosTre: have you tried doubling or quadrupling?
14:42 benkay the general message you should be accepting is that you need to interface with bitbet via bitbet. the people behind bitbet set it up the way it is so as to minimize these sorts of interactions.
14:42 benkay if the mods say "moar" try doubling your bet.
14:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 33 @ 0.0426 = 1.4058 BTC [-] {2}
14:42 benkay everyone has told you what to do, now stop blathering and do it.
14:42 kakobrekla eh
14:42 TestingUnoDosTre not yet, but i will as long as its not a waste of time
14:42 FabianB TestingUnoDosTre: did you follow that link?
14:42 kakobrekla ops nevermind that line.
14:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 449 @ 0.00051506 = 0.2313 BTC [-] {4}
14:44 kakobrekla TestingUnoDosTre the word was 10 btc will pretty much guarantee it, the lower you go the less likely will it be, likely.
14:44 ThickAsThieves this doesnt count as a waste of time?
14:44 benkay no, because you see talking is important.
14:45 ThickAsThieves the best customer service comes from mommies
14:45 TestingUnoDosTre yes I did read it
14:45 TestingUnoDosTre surprised at the amount of miniscule bets on the website if theyre always staking .1btc
14:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00085635 = 7.9641 BTC [+]
14:46 benkay maybe the mods are trying to cut down on zero-interest bets, TestingUnoDosTre.
14:46 benkay who can even tell
14:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08489767 = 0.2547 BTC [-]
14:47 ThickAsThieves that's cuz bitbet is funding many of those bets
14:47 kakobrekla all of them
14:50 qwebirc420729 I get so much shit in asking why .5 btc wasnt a good enough stake, while this bet staked at .03 btc was acceptedhttp://bitbet.us/bet/767/openly-gay-player-in-major-league-baseball-before/
14:50 benkay the market for that linked bet is rather large
14:51 mircea_popescu this dude.
14:51 benkay and dude, stop getting all prickly
14:51 qwebirc420729 think the pool will get over 10 btc?
14:51 mircea_popescu ;;later tell TestingUnoDosTre stop arguing shit and do what you're told or not do what you're told. there's no prize for arguments, this isn't school.
14:51 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:52 qwebirc420729 thats me
14:53 mircea_popescu mkay.
14:54 qwebirc420729 the reason I got all prickly was because benkay was acting like a royal douche. kakobrekla was straightforward and helpful
14:54 mircea_popescu https://hitbtc.com/
14:54 ozbot Fast, stable and easy Bitcoin Exchange / hitbtc
14:54 mircea_popescu da fuck is that shit.
14:54 mircea_popescu qwebirc420729 ya but i mean, what can anyone say. nobody gives a shit about mmm, everyone's obsessed with faggotry.
14:54 mircea_popescu obviously the two aren't comparable.
14:55 mircea_popescu "HITBTC CUSTOMERS ARE IN THE BEST CARE AND SOLVENCY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME
14:55 mircea_popescu hitbtc regularly monitors its balances in both crypto-currencies and fiat reserves. Our investors have provided us with enough liquidity to keep our customers safe and satisfied. We have heavily invested into hiring the best auditors and accountants to protect the balances of the people who put their faith in our exchange."
14:55 mircea_popescu yet another leading provider of fantasy bitcoin involvement.
14:57 kakobrekla <qwebirc420729> the reason I got all prickly was because benkay was acting like a royal douche. kakobrekla was straightforward and helpful < this cant be, sure its not the other way round?
14:57 mircea_popescu ;;google does alexa count mobile app traffic
14:57 gribble How Accurate are Alexa, Compete, DoubleClick and Google Trends?: <http://blog.kissmetrics.com/free-analytics-accuracy/>; Alexa: Does Alexa track traffic from iPhones or iPads? - Quora: <http://www.quora.com/Alexa/Does-Alexa-track-traffic-from-iPhones-or-iPads>; Alexa Rank & Visitor Count Estimates - Accuracy Problem: <http://www.soccerwidow.com/blogging/website-monetising (1 more message)
14:58 mircea_popescu cazalla basically it's the tunebox system nielsen research uses for tv audiences
14:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 38 @ 0.00529995 = 0.2014 BTC [+]
14:58 mircea_popescu some (5? ) peope with their retarded toolbars.
14:59 benkay kakobrekla: it's spring. everything in bitcoin is upside down and filled with le 'tard.
15:00 benkay i'm the asshole, you're the helpful. north is south and the argentine peso is the bedrock of civilization.
15:00 kakobrekla :D
15:00 kakobrekla all swell then
15:00 mircea_popescu benkay did the girl pack it an' leave ?
15:00 mircea_popescu you seem distinctly... seminal.
15:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0426 = 0.426 BTC [-]
15:00 benkay that's funny 'cause i just discharged my reserves not one hour ago
15:00 benkay guess i'm just...spunky today
15:01 mircea_popescu try the other hole ?
15:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 22 @ 0.00529929 = 0.1166 BTC [-] {2}
15:01 kakobrekla other hole is best hole.
15:02 mircea_popescu otter whore.
15:02 kakobrekla it never occured to me but i guess thats why men have it too prolly.
15:04 BingoBoingo Oh the lulz https://litecointalk.org/index.php?topic=980.msg132214#msg132214
15:04 mircea_popescu wait
15:04 mircea_popescu litecointalk ?! srsly ?!
15:04 mircea_popescu is there dogetalk ?
15:04 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Prolly
15:04 kakobrekla eskimo liveS?!
15:05 mircea_popescu lmao
15:05 kakobrekla i thought he did a runner
15:05 mircea_popescu i wonder how the brilliant "let's buy clay ovens for bitcoin" plan worked.
15:05 kakobrekla u r wrong
15:05 kakobrekla ovens for litecoins
15:05 mircea_popescu kakobrekla he did do a runner. this is the pretense of not having done a runner
15:05 mircea_popescu o right
15:06 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riy4God934c << check this out.
15:06 ozbot House of Games (1987) - Short Con - Western Union Scene - YouTube
15:11 kakobrekla hehe
15:11 BingoBoingo http://indrus.in/news/2014/03/02/crimean_authorities_confirm_takeover_of_military_units_33433.html
15:12 ozbot Crimean authorities confirm takeover of military units | Russia & India Report
15:12 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo by "the people"
15:12 mircea_popescu in honesty, the russian army is much more powerful than the us by this point
15:12 mircea_popescu not because they could drop more bombs,
15:12 BingoBoingo Of course, favorite quote: "Putin, who is the Supreme Commander of the Russian Armed Forces, has not yet ordered the deployment of a Ā“limited military contingentĀ” in Ukraine"
15:13 mircea_popescu but because i am pretty certain the us could not field 15k ish special ops that can take over crimeea
15:14 BingoBoingo Well, US special ops are too busy cleaning up US messes. Also crimean people would prolly not like US special ops. They would sound funny talking and smell weird.
15:15 BingoBoingo Russian special ops sound and smell familiar
15:15 mircea_popescu and so the failure of us army is compounded by failure of us diplomacy ?
15:15 mircea_popescu hurray for hollywood.
15:15 BingoBoingo Of course
15:16 BingoBoingo US special ops are still busy in deserts and mountains engaged in war against people who until 2003 had no idea there was a United States or that they lived in Afghanistan
15:16 mircea_popescu that was in 2005
15:16 mircea_popescu meanwhile they've got killed and maimed
15:16 mircea_popescu the replacements are... well, you know, like the people replacing all those dead in wtc
15:16 mircea_popescu replacements.
15:17 BingoBoingo Or their contracts ran out and Blackwater paid better
15:17 mircea_popescu in many fields pay is a secondary consideration,
15:17 mircea_popescu professional respect and not running with the larmers comes first
15:17 mircea_popescu this is visible in sports, where a top team needs to pay less
15:17 mircea_popescu and in academia
15:17 mircea_popescu and definitely in special opsing.
15:18 mircea_popescu where you know, being part of the loser team may mean your details get leaked and you're fucked.
15:18 mircea_popescu kinda why no one in the top 10 works for the us today.
15:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 193 @ 0.00529992 = 1.0229 BTC [+] {2}
15:19 mircea_popescu btw, why does blackwater keep rebranding ?
15:19 mircea_popescu and is it going to be called "Naomi" in 2015 ?
15:21 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: It keeps branding, because I imagine it is in a business where the customers don't need the brand to find you.
15:21 BingoBoingo http://indrus.in/economics/2014/02/21/mig-31_a_fighter_ahead_of_its_time_33233.html
15:21 ozbot MiG-31: A fighter ahead of its time | Russia & India Report
15:21 mircea_popescu i guess
15:21 mircea_popescu which begs the question why even have a brand at all, but i guess that'd be a little facetious.
15:23 BingoBoingo Eh, some line has to appear on the credit card statement.
15:23 BingoBoingo ANd some people don't spank the wife enough to have a line that simply read "porn"
15:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3687 @ 0.00085297 = 3.1449 BTC [-] {2}
15:25 mircea_popescu confucius sez, "he who not spank wife sooner or later spank monkey"
15:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.0008553 = 8.7241 BTC [+] {2}
15:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1200 @ 0.000185 = 0.222 BTC [+]
15:41 Duffer1 confucius sez: "he
15:41 Duffer1 who not spank wife sooner or
15:41 Duffer1 later spank monkey"
15:41 Duffer1 perfect haiku
15:42 mircea_popescu ty ty
15:44 kakobrekla http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=290799.msg5467882#msg5467882
15:45 ozbot [ANN] KRAKEN.COM - Exchange Now Open with USD, EUR, BTC, LTC, XRP, NMC, XDG
15:45 kakobrekla lolz gold
15:46 benkay http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/03/02_bitcoins-derivative-marketplace-kills-btcusd-options-declares-price-signal-garbage.html
15:46 ozbot Bitcoin's Derivative Marketplace Kills BTC/USD Options, Declares Price Signal Garbage
15:46 mircea_popescu o hai
15:48 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=290799.msg4924847#msg4924847
15:48 ozbot [ANN] KRAKEN.COM - Exchange Now Open with USD, EUR, BTC, LTC, XRP, NMC, XDG
15:48 mircea_popescu time t relink that i guess
15:48 benkay god only knows why forum pr is actually necessary
15:48 benkay i suppose it's actually advertising?
15:49 mircea_popescu the idyllic notion is that someone sane ending up on the forum by accident follows the light out of there.
15:49 benkay something like that
15:51 Duffer1 http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1yzp5k/im_a_journalist_i_want_to_be_able_to_write_about/cfp8tr9
15:51 ozbot Duffer comments on I'm a journalist. I want to be able to write about Bitcoin confidently and accura
15:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.09000004 = 0.81 BTC [-] {2}
15:52 mircea_popescu curious how that workds out.
15:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00085635 = 9.3342 BTC [+]
15:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.13311598 = 0.7987 BTC [-]
15:54 kakobrekla http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=95441.20;topicseen
15:54 ozbot [Cryptostocks] BBBB Bitcoin Emerging Market Fund
15:54 kakobrekla if you are looking for lolz, this one delivers
15:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 2900 @ 0.0055 = 15.95 BTC
15:55 mircea_popescu so you found a new usagi huh
15:56 kakobrekla with pics
15:56 kakobrekla http://sites.google.com/site/surfcapitalmgmt/about-us
15:56 mircea_popescu "Explanation: I've decided to liquidate the fund's AsicMiner position. I'd like to start diversifying the fund's exposure to different aspects of the Bitcoin economy. "
15:56 ozbot People - Surf Capital Mgmt
15:56 mircea_popescu that's logical, if you live in fucktardia
15:56 mircea_popescu "I'll be submitting a vote to shareholders to decide which company the fund should start buying shares in next. "
15:56 mircea_popescu that's even logical-er if you live in fuctardiaintheassia
15:56 kakobrekla its amazing
15:56 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
15:56 mircea_popescu why the fuck would a fund manager take votes from investors
15:57 kakobrekla mhm
15:57 mircea_popescu why is he there then
15:57 mircea_popescu "o, i know, i'll buy into Bob's hedge fund, because i really want my capital to be used according to how some idiots i don't know vote"
15:58 kakobrekla jurov you are famous now http://sites.google.com/site/surfcapitalmgmt/capital-markets
15:58 jurov lol so the day came
15:58 mircea_popescu shit, making a logo is fuckin dangerous
15:59 mircea_popescu https://sites.google.com/site/surfcapitalmgmt/contact
15:59 ozbot Contact - Surf Capital Mgmt
15:59 mircea_popescu meanwhile the kidis trying, even has a gpg sig
15:59 mircea_popescu and a virtual office
15:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 85 @ 0.00533932 = 0.4538 BTC [+] {2}
15:59 kakobrekla https://sites.google.com/site/surfcapitalmgmt/_/rsrc/1373571130958/contact/6th%20and%20Main.jpg?height=400&width=266
15:59 kakobrekla seems real to me!
16:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 414 @ 0.00538198 = 2.2281 BTC [+] {5}
16:01 mircea_popescu https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/xRUYHGYRQCSR83JW0K6M/convert?w=1024&h=1024&fit=crop
16:01 mircea_popescu he even has a gf!
16:01 kakobrekla a nonvirtual
16:02 ThickAsThieves she got sumthing in her eye
16:02 mircea_popescu http://www.meetup.com/Cincinnati-Bitcoin/member/96313302/
16:02 mircea_popescu basically aspiraitonal kid
16:02 kakobrekla cum again tat?
16:02 ThickAsThieves cumthing*
16:02 kakobrekla asspirational?
16:02 mircea_popescu they don't really look like they're fucking tbh
16:02 the20year Covington KY? eh
16:03 the20year wish Columbus had a meetup
16:03 mircea_popescu "I currently work as a Segway tour guide in downtown Cincinnati."
16:03 mircea_popescu the20year so make one.
16:03 ThickAsThieves dudes with sunglasses necklaces only get fucked on sailboats or Martha's Vineyard
16:03 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves well, he looks preppy.
16:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08479999 = 0.3392 BTC [-]
16:03 mircea_popescu maybe hispano chicks fuck preppy kids in ohio.
16:03 mircea_popescu also aspirational.
16:03 kakobrekla segway tour guide
16:04 kakobrekla wtf is that
16:04 ThickAsThieves they have sailboats in ohio?
16:04 Bones A blight upon humanity
16:04 ThickAsThieves it means he helps fat people get fatter
16:04 kakobrekla is he selling segways or driving tourists around with them
16:04 kakobrekla i dont get it
16:04 mircea_popescu kakobrekla he has one of those retarded mobile tricycles and he feels up fat women from behind while derping around downtown bumfuck 5mph
16:04 ThickAsThieves he's leading them like a mother duck
16:04 Bones He drives in front and talks about his town
16:04 ThickAsThieves segwaying around walking trails
16:05 kakobrekla aha so basically he is jobless
16:05 mircea_popescu no, he's aspie-rational
16:05 ThickAsThieves it's a stepping stone to doing kayak tours
16:05 mircea_popescu What excites you about Bitcoin and other digital currencies?
16:05 mircea_popescu Bitcoin is to the money as the internet was to communication.
16:05 ThickAsThieves was
16:05 ThickAsThieves i miss the internet
16:06 mircea_popescu you know i wish once these kids went out and said it plain. "bitcoin excites me because it's what tits are to cars"
16:06 the20year most of the ohioans I know in bitcoin are pretty low performers
16:06 mircea_popescu " I believe that Bitcoin and the idea of cryptographic trade will be huge in our lifetime. Digital currencies like Bitcoin free trade from political and economic hindrances. Some examples of the benefits of Bitcoin trade are 1.) faster processing times when compared to traditional banking systems 2.) transaction fees are mininal 3.) no chargebacks 4.) cash out to Dollars, Euros, etc."
16:06 mircea_popescu well... he's studied, anyway.
16:06 kakobrekla now someone paste a loglink in that thread, i cunt cause im banned from that shithole
16:06 kakobrekla ty
16:07 mircea_popescu kakobrekla we are banned with you in spirit.
16:07 kakobrekla heh
16:07 mircea_popescu https://sites.google.com/site/surfcapitalmgmt/asset-management
16:07 ozbot Asset Management - Surf Capital Mgmt
16:07 mircea_popescu check him out. he holds vmc and cog
16:07 the20year if i run a capital management firm i REALLY want to make it in google sites
16:08 ThickAsThieves i used up my sock-baiting for the week https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.msg5456678#msg5456678
16:08 mircea_popescu dude check them out!
16:08 mircea_popescu https://sites.google.com/site/surfcapitalmgmt/about-us
16:08 ozbot People - Surf Capital Mgmt
16:08 mircea_popescu they're cute, what.
16:08 mircea_popescu they're practically finance lolis.
16:08 ThickAsThieves fixed income analyst
16:08 ThickAsThieves welfare assraper
16:09 mircea_popescu Robert B. Kelly III
16:09 mircea_popescu CIO, Fixed Income Analyst
16:09 mircea_popescu RobertĀ’s role at Surf Capital Management as Chief Financial Officer puts him as the head of investment research for Surf Capital Management.
16:09 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves fixed income would mean bonds in the context he aspires to.
16:09 kakobrekla good for ponzi analyses
16:09 the20year is surf capital mr cincinatti's company?
16:09 mircea_popescu yea
16:09 mircea_popescu "Garrett founded the firm in 2012 with the goal of bringing virtual currency investing into the mainstream by providing comprehensive research, trading, and asset management services."
16:09 the20year wonder why he didn't buy my stock? He's a horu away from me
16:09 ThickAsThieves Garr?
16:09 mircea_popescu wait wtf
16:10 mircea_popescu this is actually Garr ?!
16:10 mircea_popescu o gawd have mercy
16:10 Duffer1 oh shit lol
16:10 the20year lol
16:10 kakobrekla ;;google surfin' usa
16:10 gribble Surfin' U.S.A. (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfin'_U.S.A._(song)>; Surfin' U.S.A. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surfin'_U.S.A.>; The Beach Boys - Surfin' U.S.A. - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fGaBv8pAMA>
16:10 mircea_popescu omfgwtfbbq
16:10 mircea_popescu kakobrekla did you know this ?
16:10 kakobrekla no wai
16:10 kakobrekla i think you got it mixed up
16:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.00549205 = 1.2357 BTC [+] {5}
16:10 mircea_popescu no i did not.
16:10 mircea_popescu see the about us page above.
16:10 ThickAsThieves Surf Capital Management was one of the principal investors in computer hardware companies that implemented application specific integrated circuits (ASICs) to process transactions on the Bitcoin network.
16:11 mircea_popescu what are the fucking odds, this noob a) claims he started in 2012 b) is named garett c) holds cog
16:11 kakobrekla but
16:11 ThickAsThieves 175%
16:11 kakobrekla he was in garrs thread
16:11 kakobrekla begging to take over cog
16:11 mircea_popescu 195%
16:11 kakobrekla and everyone said fuck off
16:11 the20year lol
16:11 mircea_popescu 215%
16:11 the20year Guess I could drive and ask him
16:11 kakobrekla garr is some kiddo
16:12 mircea_popescu tHIS is some kiddo
16:12 kakobrekla not wearing a tie
16:12 ThickAsThieves even Garrs age
16:12 mircea_popescu just graduated failuni
16:12 kakobrekla no i still dont belive
16:12 mircea_popescu Xavier has an undergraduate enrollment of 4,485 students and graduate enrollment of 2,165. Xavier is primarily an undergraduate, liberal arts institution. Graduate programs include occupational therapy, education, counseling, nursing, English, theology, psychology, and business.
16:12 mircea_popescu Kiplinger's Personal Finance listed Xavier 70th among 100 private college and universities as a "Best Value" for 2013.
16:13 mircea_popescu Forbes ranked 220th among America's Top Colleges for 2013, 174th among private colleges and 46th in the Midwest.
16:13 mircea_popescu 46th in the midwest... there's like 50 total
16:14 ThickAsThieves another lul for ya https://twitter.com/garrettkeirns/status/338336893366329345
16:14 mircea_popescu kid wants to do stuff.
16:14 mircea_popescu i suppose suggesting he reads the log is inappropriate, he's too young to have a year to spare.
16:15 kakobrekla http://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=67547.msg4124694#msg4124694
16:15 ozbot Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
16:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08058492 = 1.934 BTC [-] {7}
16:15 ThickAsThieves "I think this conference call would be highly beneficial, and a necessary step in moving forward. I'll send out an email to shareholders shortly inviting everyone to participate in a conference call. I am certainly open to the decentralization of everything, which includes our hardware of course."
16:16 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=67547.msg5467629#msg5467629
16:16 ozbot Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
16:16 ThickAsThieves lol
16:16 mircea_popescu so wait he is quoting himself while responding to himself and to himself from another account ?
16:16 ThickAsThieves well thats what he does
16:16 kakobrekla hmmm
16:16 kakobrekla fuck it maybe you are right
16:16 kakobrekla he did that before.
16:17 kakobrekla but im still not 100%
16:17 kakobrekla that he is THAT retarded
16:17 mircea_popescu didn't he apologize for bidding on his own auction and promised that it a) was the first and b) will be the last time ?
16:17 ThickAsThieves ...
16:17 kakobrekla btw
16:17 kakobrekla http://www.linkedin.com/pub/garrett-macdonald/4a/234/61
16:17 ozbot Garrett MacDonald | LinkedIn
16:17 kakobrekla this is garr
16:18 kakobrekla so he changed the surname but not the first name??
16:18 kakobrekla i doubt it
16:18 mircea_popescu uh
16:18 mircea_popescu maybe he got married.
16:18 ThickAsThieves March 2012 he started COG, same month as Surf Capital
16:18 kakobrekla but he is like 12
16:19 mircea_popescu so wait
16:19 BingoBoingo Maybe MacDonald was a fake last name?
16:19 mircea_popescu a retarded finance loli from Hayden, Idaho called garret
16:19 mircea_popescu used the internet to link up with
16:19 mircea_popescu a retarded finance loli from c, ohio, called garrett ?
16:19 mircea_popescu THIS IS NOT POSSIBRU IRL
16:20 mircea_popescu i call shenanigans.
16:20 kakobrekla anyway i put my money its not same dude
16:20 kakobrekla we can bitbet
16:20 mircea_popescu this is all a scam perpetrated by ken slaughter
16:20 mircea_popescu who likes to pretend he's little bois on the interwebs
16:20 BingoBoingo Maybe he is just the physical incarnation of sockpuppeting?
16:21 mircea_popescu we need some red pills here presto
16:21 mircea_popescu this is heavy matrix shit
16:22 mircea_popescu Current
16:22 mircea_popescu Founder and CEO at Cognitive Mining
16:22 mircea_popescu Past
16:22 mircea_popescu Task Accomplisher at AMI Machining
16:22 mircea_popescu dude that's almost like segway tourist stuff
16:22 kakobrekla he forgot to mention, since he is the only one at cog, he also cleans the toilets.
16:23 mircea_popescu what toilets ?
16:23 mircea_popescu they hold it in.
16:23 kakobrekla lol.
16:23 BingoBoingo clognative
16:23 kakobrekla :D
16:24 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.msg5446803#msg5446803
16:24 ozbot [IPVO] [Multiple Exchanges] Neo & Bee - LMB Holdings
16:24 mircea_popescu the forum has decided neobee site sucks
16:25 mircea_popescu https://www.google.com/search?q=neobee&complete=0
16:25 mircea_popescu am i the only one getting Webmail - Orion telekom ?
16:25 mircea_popescu ;;google neobee
16:25 gribble Neo & Bee Payment Network (NEOBEE) - Havelock Investments: <https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=NEOBEE>; [IPVO] [Multiple Exchanges] Neo & Bee - LMB Holdings - Bitcoin Forum: <https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.0>; NEOBEEĀ® 1053 | Stepan Company: <http://www.stepan.com/Products/Specialty-Products/NEOBEE%C2%AE/NEOBEE%C2%AE-1053.aspx>
16:25 kakobrekla first hit is webmail
16:25 mircea_popescu i guess must be cause we're yurpeans ?
16:26 kakobrekla but thats another thing completley
16:26 kakobrekla neobee.net is not neobee
16:26 ThickAsThieves all the website things they are specifying are the ones the CSS guy went off-mockup
16:26 mircea_popescu not .com either
16:26 ThickAsThieves :(
16:26 mircea_popescu what is it, cy ?
16:26 ThickAsThieves http://www.neo-bee.com/en/
16:26 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves what's the a tyt
16:26 ozbot Neo :: Home
16:26 kakobrekla but yeah, i get the european joke.
16:26 ThickAsThieves bad seo it seems
16:27 ThickAsThieves Neo :: Home
16:27 mircea_popescu seems kinda banal
16:27 ThickAsThieves :/
16:27 mircea_popescu what are they so incenst about ?
16:27 ThickAsThieves the typography mostly
16:27 ThickAsThieves which is indeed wrong
16:27 ThickAsThieves but it started cuz something else entirely,
16:27 mircea_popescu that bnlonde milf's head being cut by the neo block is visually awkward
16:27 mircea_popescu yeah i guess i see it, kinda amateur.
16:28 ThickAsThieves they are mad they couldnt make new LMB accounts on the last day shares were availab;e
16:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00085211 = 6.3056 BTC [-] {3}
16:28 ThickAsThieves (cuz they couldnt arb)
16:28 mircea_popescu what, shares no longer trade ?
16:28 mircea_popescu !t h neo
16:28 assbot Shit. You ain't even old enough to smoke.
16:28 mircea_popescu uh
16:28 ThickAsThieves i'm rferring to ipvo shares
16:28 mircea_popescu !t h neobee
16:28 assbot [HAVELOCK:NEOBEE] 1D: 0.00510012 / 0.00535824 / 0.00559000 (4742 shares, 25.40876855 BTC), 7D: 0.00319950 / 0.00487664 / 0.00600000 (376229 shares, 1834.73380260 BTC), 30D: 0.00261000 / 0.00428779 / 0.00600000 (555632 shares, 2382.43388633 BTC)
16:28 ThickAsThieves new outstandings
16:28 mircea_popescu i thot it autcompetes.
16:29 mircea_popescu a cause they sold at 32 or what
16:29 ThickAsThieves 3
16:29 ThickAsThieves and on last day went up 5-10%
16:29 ThickAsThieves so everyone got their daytrader hats on
16:30 ThickAsThieves but not everyone's conf emails made it thru spam
16:30 mircea_popescu benkay your typography is a mess too btw
16:30 mircea_popescu cause randomly fonts are larger and smaller and it makes no friggin sense
16:30 ThickAsThieves i say 'everyone' but it's really like 1 or 2 guys with 5 sox
16:30 mircea_popescu obv.
16:31 ThickAsThieves i was tempted to offer free coins to the sox as sorry if more than 2 could show previous share ownership
16:31 ThickAsThieves but meh
16:32 mircea_popescu never do that.
16:32 ThickAsThieves sox have infinite hp
16:32 ThickAsThieves can't win
16:32 mircea_popescu never buy from spam emails, never pay retards etc
16:32 peterl don't feed the trolls
16:32 ThickAsThieves right
16:33 ThickAsThieves also tempted to do a moderated thread, but of course then you get all the troll in the speculation thread moving from website design complaints to scam accusations
16:33 ThickAsThieves wtb wot forum
16:33 mircea_popescu nah, those are a bad idea
16:33 benkay mircea_popescu: on the subject of shit that ain't getting fixed, your footnote tooltips are also busted
16:34 ThickAsThieves ^
16:34 mircea_popescu benkay jesus christ you people.
16:34 kakobrekla lol gotta love assets.
16:34 ThickAsThieves lol
16:34 benkay file it under "i know and don't care" for both of us
16:34 ThickAsThieves tooltips need moar css
16:35 benkay mpex tables are ugly too while we're at it
16:35 benkay CSS MEANS PROFESSIONAL
16:35 kakobrekla css line a day keeps the doctor away.
16:35 ThickAsThieves and those charts
16:35 benkay yeah need some css on your charts breh
16:36 ThickAsThieves i hope CSS4 has chart features
16:36 kakobrekla those charts are like for colorblind or something.
16:36 benkay i hear js 3 has embedded css
16:37 ThickAsThieves http://dev.w3.org/csswg/selectors4/
16:37 ozbot Selectors Level 4
16:37 ThickAsThieves enjoy!
16:37 kakobrekla sector level 4
16:37 kakobrekla like some old 2d game
16:37 benkay kakobrekla the javascripts dollars you're using are all wrong too
16:38 kakobrekla what should i be using javascript bitcoins?
16:38 benkay duh!
16:38 kakobrekla ;>
16:38 benkay bitquery
16:38 kakobrekla lol
16:38 benkay jurov i don't even know where to begin with you
16:38 benkay (bquery)
16:39 kakobrekla >chanserv< register #bitcoin-css
16:39 kakobrekla -ChanServ- #bitcoin-css is now registered to kakobrekla.
16:40 benkay bquery library has all functions in jquery
16:40 benkay they all just clobber the dom with a picture of a naked girl in public
16:40 kakobrekla lmao
16:40 mircea_popescu benkay check how fixed they are, bish
16:40 benkay 1% of the time it's an obese whale
16:42 ThickAsThieves do they still disappear before i'm done reading them?
16:42 benkay do that yourself, mircea_popescu?
16:42 mircea_popescu mp's timeline : :34 bishes bish. :35 yells and screams :36 orders changes :39 is delivered changes :40 dey see me rollin dey hatein
16:43 mircea_popescu AGILE ELOPEMENT!
16:43 benkay agile antelope
16:45 mircea_popescu and to celebrate,
16:45 mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jg0dBvfu1rbfx6uo1_1280.jpg
16:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07866673 = 0.236 BTC [-] {3}
16:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10650 @ 0.00085685 = 9.1255 BTC [+] {2}
16:47 * mircea_popescu now watches benkay tear his entire shitty stack apart because apparently in sucks.py you don't have a function for unrandomizing font sizes
16:48 benkay i have yet to receive an actual bug report here
16:49 benkay just folks on the other side of the wire saying "gosh it should really look a different way"
16:49 benkay and i don't take dependencies for myself or clients on python libraries. period.
16:50 benkay but! link me to an example of rando-sizing and i'll take a look at it.
16:53 benkay mircea_popescu ^^
16:53 mircea_popescu Reproduced for posterity:
16:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00545 = 0.327 BTC [-]
16:53 mircea_popescu Icbit.se lists a future which
16:53 mircea_popescu Having a depend
16:53 mircea_popescu they'reall different sizes
16:55 benkay they're all the same size. <li>'s inside a footnote have different linespacing.
16:56 benkay dunno if you can inspect elements in lynx and get their computed css properties, but if you do that you can verify the above claim.
16:58 benkay anyways when there's capital to be flushed down the drain of styling around here you can bet i'll do it. appearances ain't a priority on anything but http://survantjames.com until we're booked for a year solid.
17:01 PsychoticBoy !btceuro
17:01 mircea_popescu da fuck is a survantjames
17:03 mircea_popescu "You can't see it, but since this is America, the problem here is debt. Not credit card debt, though I suspect that's substantial too, but self-esteem debt. They're borrowing against their future accomplishments to feel good about themselves today, hoping they'll be able to pay it back."
17:04 mircea_popescu and since we're on it, http://i.imgur.com/2wOLMo9.png
17:05 benkay it's a scam
17:06 kakobrekla gf showed me that earlier
17:06 kakobrekla i said its armpits
17:06 kakobrekla but i didnt get a close look
17:10 mircea_popescu kakobrekla thats probably because you've not seen hair on a woman's pubis since 2005
17:10 mircea_popescu stop dating tweens!
17:10 kakobrekla tween would be nice.
17:10 kakobrekla s
17:12 peterl what's the gribble command to see the current exchange rate?
17:13 ThickAsThieves http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/bitcoin-gambling-sites-fly-regulatory-radar/
17:13 ozbot Gamblers wager billions on unregulated Bitcoin betting sites | Updates | PBS NewsHour | PBS
17:13 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
17:13 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 558.01, Best ask: 558.99, Bid-ask spread: 0.98000, Last trade: 559.22, 24 hour volume: 5157.75311747, 24 hour low: 553.0, 24 hour high: 574.0, 24 hour vwap: 563.038889631
17:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08496914 = 0.2549 BTC [+] {2}
17:13 peterl oh noes, not unregulated gambling!
17:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1338 @ 0.00018499 = 0.2475 BTC [-] {2}
17:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 28 @ 0.00540015 = 0.1512 BTC [-] {2}
17:26 FabianB MPEx.rb 0.7.0 released
17:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09 = 0.36 BTC [-]
17:31 mircea_popescu FabianB new features ?
17:33 FabianB mircea_popescu: someone requested 'push' without having to use the 'plain' raw command
17:33 mircea_popescu ah yes
17:33 mircea_popescu cool
17:33 FabianB and improved security of password handling (even though i recommend using gpg-agent)
17:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.005488 = 0.1372 BTC [+]
17:37 FabianB some improvements to the portfolio cmd too (statistics of STAT / prices)
17:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11190 @ 0.00085095 = 9.5221 BTC [-]
17:50 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/how-one-defence-staffer-stood-up-for-access-to-information-1.2555659
17:50 ozbot How one defence staffer stood up for Access to Information - Politics - CBC News
17:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.005488 = 0.4116 BTC [+]
17:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 19 @ 0.005488 = 0.1043 BTC [+]
17:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.005488 = 0.2744 BTC [+]
17:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.08050002 = 0.805 BTC [-] {4}
18:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 81 @ 0.00548797 = 0.4445 BTC [-] {2}
18:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 15 @ 0.06989999 = 1.0485 BTC [-] {4}
18:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.0054898 = 0.3019 BTC [+] {2}
18:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.00549 = 0.302 BTC [+]
18:18 nubbins` right on, brought a stack of zines to a coffee shop yesterday and they've got a third of them sold already
18:19 nubbins` and are inquiring about shirts :0
18:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 170 @ 0.00549248 = 0.9337 BTC [+] {2}
18:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00549985 = 0.55 BTC [+]
18:25 benkay to your business, nubbins`
18:25 * nubbins` drains his beer
18:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 145 @ 0.00549985 = 0.7975 BTC [+] {2}
18:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9315 @ 0.00085282 = 7.944 BTC [+] {3}
18:27 benkay shipped a project skeleton last week and the pm wants to bring us on to another project he's doing
18:27 benkay here's to a fantastic 2014, assettes
18:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00549985 = 0.2475 BTC [+]
18:32 nubbins` nice
18:32 nubbins` cheers all around
18:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00548977 = 0.2525 BTC [-] {2}
18:41 nubbins` "It seems like Mark Karpeles is blinking "GAG" repeatedly in MORSE code during the video, did anyone else notice this?"
18:41 nubbins` heh
18:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09 = 0.18 BTC [-]
18:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.09 = 0.36 BTC [-]
18:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 174 @ 0.00575 = 1.0005 BTC [+] {2}
18:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 20 @ 0.00549985 = 0.11 BTC [+]
18:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00085708 = 4.7139 BTC [+]
18:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 7 @ 0.13311598 = 0.9318 BTC [-]
18:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07946807 = 1.192 BTC [-] {7}
19:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.08496619 = 0.7647 BTC [+] {3}
19:10 benkay http://www.nytimes.com/2001/02/25/magazine/25STOCK-TRADER.html?pagewanted=all
19:10 ozbot Jonathan Lebed: Stock Manipulator, S.E.C. Nemesis -- and 15 - New York Times
19:10 benkay kid needs to get into btc
19:10 benkay make a killing
19:12 benkay "Greg and Connie were born in New Jersey, but from the moment the Internet struck, they might as well have just arrived from Taiwan. When the Internet landed on them, it redistributed the prestige and authority that goes with a general understanding of the ways of the world away from the grown-ups and to the child. The grown-ups now depended on the child to translate for them. Technology had turned them into a family of immigrants."
19:12 benkay future of btc
19:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.0054 = 0.135 BTC [-] {2}
~ 25 minutes ~
19:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 31 @ 0.00539998 = 0.1674 BTC [+] {2}
19:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 132 @ 0.00539998 = 0.7128 BTC [+] {3}
19:56 nubbins` lel
19:56 nubbins` rg is raging at the world in -otc
19:56 nubbins` he disappeared for a week with a bunch of loans outstanding
19:56 nubbins` and is now scrambling to undo the damage
19:56 benkay who is rg?
19:56 kakobrekla oh my.
19:57 kakobrekla he had a vps company listed on mpex benkay
19:57 benkay ah right and sold it to someone else iirc?
19:57 kakobrekla later to get a real job and leaving it up with namworld
19:57 kakobrekla or something
19:57 kakobrekla cause real jobs is the future
19:58 benkay steve jobs is the future
19:59 BingoBoingo Nah, Steve Jobs had Pancreatic cancer, Real Jobs is the last survivor of the Jobs family
19:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00085711 = 1.4571 BTC [+]
19:59 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1679958/plain/)
19:59 benkay !b 3
19:59 BingoBoingo Eventually no Jobs will be left
20:00 benkay ah nice, assbot doesn't bash assbot quotes
20:00 benkay er, lines
20:00 benkay that's right we had some luls with that one time
20:01 benkay hey nubbins` would you be a friend and pastebin some logs of the -otc drama for us?
20:01 kakobrekla yes its a feature, not a bug .:\
20:02 kakobrekla yes drama give. btcusd is low. drama nao!!
20:02 nubbins` benkay, it's just noise
20:02 benkay moar drams
20:02 nubbins` nothing particular lel-worthy, just some guy grasping at straws
20:02 benkay well it might be caselaw nubbins` that's the thing
20:02 benkay in fact i'm pretty sure it's caselaw
20:03 kakobrekla did he lose it on gox'
20:03 BingoBoingo Wait, More Electronic Rap Ghost drama?
20:04 benkay pretty please, nubbins`?
20:04 kakobrekla its Rap Electronic Ghost, not Electronic Rap Ghost
20:04 nubbins` http://pastebin.com/mBuUdzFh
20:04 ozbot [21:05:50] <rg> but i had to pay rent today [21:06:04] <nezZario> The only - Pastebin.com
20:04 nubbins` that's as far back as my client goes
20:04 benkay thanks bruvva
20:04 nubbins` apparently i'm not saving logs
20:04 benkay me neither - gotta fixit.
20:04 nubbins` he was lurking as Guest56803 for the past few days
20:05 nubbins` finally decided to start talking today
20:05 kakobrekla well what has the world come to
20:06 kakobrekla rap electronic ghosts living of xpm atcoins
20:06 kakobrekla altcoins
20:08 kakobrekla o lol
20:08 kakobrekla [21:20:29] <rg> <HappzzC__: im workin with like 2500 ms latency here
20:08 kakobrekla [21:21:00] <HappzzC__> yeah, youre like a week late snd i depend on the miney
20:08 dub__ ;;ud paying the rent
20:08 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paying%20the%20Rent | Paying the Rent. A sex position in which the man fits his shoulders into the back of the womans knees, lifts her off the ground so that only her shoulders are onĀ ...
20:08 ozbot Urban Dictionary: Paying the Rent
20:08 kakobrekla ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE ANYONE
20:08 kakobrekla lol dub
20:09 dub__ rg is butthurt his jacked botnets no longer make banque
20:09 kakobrekla pretty much
20:12 dub__ ah the log goes into that
20:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34374 @ 0.00085789 = 29.4891 BTC [+]
20:13 benkay eenie meenie money no mo'
20:13 nubbins` also butthurt that i rated him -2
20:13 nubbins` doesn't seem to want to come to terms that this is because i don't trust him
20:13 nubbins` which, after all, is what a web of trust is
20:14 nubbins` it's not a web of people who eventually made good in the end after being publicly embarassed
20:14 nubbins` [21:43:53] <rg> well this is annoying
20:14 nubbins` [21:43:57] <rg> and everyone is being mean to me
20:14 nubbins` [21:43:58] <rg> so im leaving
20:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.0054 = 0.243 BTC [+]
~ 20 minutes ~
20:36 benkay well that's bloody interesting
20:37 benkay not really writeup worthy, except for participants
20:37 dub what is
20:37 benkay and to work for posterity just oodles of research into this rapeghost character
20:37 benkay nubbins` pastebin from earlier, dub
20:37 dub heh
20:37 dub dude is og but scetchy as fuck
20:37 nubbins` ^
20:38 dub I got stories
20:38 nubbins` me too, you've likely heard em
20:38 benkay what are your stories, dub?
20:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6703 @ 0.00019 = 1.2736 BTC [+]
20:42 dub I don't hate the guy, no reason to drag old shit into the -assets blogparty
20:43 benkay it's all going to come out eventually.
20:44 dub and he ragequits all the time, the signal-drama ration is about normal
20:44 dub ratio*
~ 22 minutes ~
21:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 185 @ 0.0054 = 0.999 BTC [+]
21:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00085864 = 8.0712 BTC [+]
21:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.0054 = 0.3294 BTC [+]
21:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3700 @ 0.00085864 = 3.177 BTC [+]
21:41 benkay no atc on coinedup
21:41 benkay https://coinedup.com/
21:41 ozbot Coined Up - The FREE Crypto-Only Currency Exchange
21:41 benkay get on it, alters
21:45 Jakamoko did you build that exchange?
~ 18 minutes ~
22:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.09 = 0.27 BTC [-]
22:15 benkay more on the US polizei's role as underclass regulators: http://www.nickfarr.org/2014/02/what-i-learned-from-an-unfortunate-incident-with-the-nypd/
22:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10145 @ 0.00085882 = 8.7127 BTC [+] {2}
22:29 BingoBoingo ;;later tell mircea_popescu Maybe you are right http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/moviesnow/la-et-mn-navy-seals-found-dead-captain-philips-ship-20140219,0,4241146.story?utm_campaign=linkbox_override&utm_source=wwwlatimes&utm_content=section#axzz2urlu269Y
22:29 gribble The operation succeeded.
22:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.04399749 = 0.176 BTC [+] {3}
22:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08 = 0.16 BTC [-] {2}
22:53 benkay ;;later tell mircea_popescu re auroracoin wtf http://www.mbl.is/vidskipti/frettir/2013/12/19/hoftin_stodva_vidskipti_med_bitcoin/
22:53 gribble The operation succeeded.
23:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00517503 = 2.5875 BTC [-] {18}
23:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC
23:08 herbijudlestoids hullo
23:08 herbijudlestoids just checking in
23:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.044599 = 0.1784 BTC [+]
23:13 B007 hi
23:13 benkay oh hey herbijudlestoids good to know you're still alive
23:13 kakobrekla i thought he wasnt coming back
23:13 B007 no it is his programmed bot on his vps
23:14 B007 he is dead since yesterday
~ 16 minutes ~
23:30 benkay hey guys
23:31 benkay what goes on the ideal crypto-savvy human's personal-security checklist?
23:32 MisterE John Kerry: "You just don't in the 21st Century behave...by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext" http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26405635
23:32 MisterE he smokes a lot of cock
23:37 B007 o rly? I heard he likes to eat it raw
23:49 dub benkay: like physical skurity? or general bcp
23:51 dub standard cryptotarian carry, ar15 concealed in banjo case
23:52 B007 ak-47 + extended mag ftw
23:57 BingoBoingo benkay: Tack hammer on one's belt
23:59 chetty horn-rim glasses and a pocket protector
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