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00:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4705 @ 0.00086763 = 4.0822 BTC [-]
00:07 benkay do you know what's a horrible protocol? the bitcoin network protocol. that's a horrible protocol.
00:07 benkay leastaways horribly specified on the wiki
00:07 benkay maybe i better dig into the satoshi emails or something.
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00:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17535 @ 0.0008696 = 15.2484 BTC [+] {2}
00:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [MS] 260 @ 0.005 = 1.3 BTC
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00:43 herbijudlestoids yey
00:45 guest_____ !help
00:45 assbot List of commands:
00:45 assbot !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
00:45 assbot !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
00:45 assbot !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
00:45 assbot !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
00:45 assbot !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
00:45 assbot !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com)
00:45 assbot !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
00:45 assbot !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
00:49 herbijudlestoids http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-06/high-frequency-bitcoins-hft-firms-now-accepting-btc-payment
00:49 ozbot High Frequency Bitcoins: HFT Firms Now Accepting BTC Payment | Zero Hedge
00:50 herbijudlestoids GoCoin is racking up a lot of wins recently it seems
00:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.04999991 = 0.5 BTC [+] {2}
00:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00086763 = 4.6852 BTC [-]
00:54 Chaaang-Noi these fucking alts are everywhere
00:55 Chaaang-Noi i assume gocoin is an alt... if so kill it with fire
00:58 Namworld hey chaaang, long time no see
00:59 Chaaang-Noi hi:)
00:59 Chaaang-Noi been busy
00:59 Chaaang-Noi you have bitvps right?
01:05 herbijudlestoids gocoin appears to be a payment processor competing against bitpay
01:06 Chaaang-Noi ok
01:06 Chaaang-Noi i like bitpay but im glad there are other options
01:07 herbijudlestoids i had never heard of it, but in the last few days iv seen articles about them landing some high profile sounding clients
01:08 Chaaang-Noi cool
01:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 69 @ 0.003138 = 0.2165 BTC [+]
01:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9050 @ 0.00086771 = 7.8528 BTC [+]
01:15 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids if only press mattered, all these doge/maxkeiser/go/blablacoins would be oh so important.
01:16 Chaaang-Noi go does not seem to be an alt
01:17 Chaaang-Noi https://www.gocoin.com/
01:17 ozbot GoCoin Payment Platform - Litecoin and Bitcoin Payment Processing for Merchants
01:17 Chaaang-Noi they take btc and ltc
01:17 Chaaang-Noi its like bitpay, i assumed an alt at first as well
01:19 mircea_popescu whoa look at that, btc dropped /
01:20 mircea_popescu kakobrekla http://bitbet.us/bet/714/bitcoin-will-top-1200-before-going-under-800/#c2438 << css hacked!!1
01:20 Chaaang-Noi im shocked it took this long to correct
01:20 Chaaang-Noi question is, where is the low
01:21 Chaaang-Noi never thought id buy more crypto but if we get low enough
01:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00086744 = 6.3323 BTC [-] {2}
01:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7770 @ 0.00086717 = 6.7379 BTC [-] {2}
01:34 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: err
01:35 herbijudlestoids its a payment processor that just landed a HFT hedge fund
01:35 Namworld_AFK No, I don't. I worked at BitVPS for a while tho
01:35 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids gocoin is not an altcoin ?
01:35 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: see the zerohedge link above pls
01:36 mircea_popescu i;ll take your word for it.
01:36 herbijudlestoids its not zh content, repaste from FT, i used the zh link cos most people dont have a FT account
01:37 Namworld I own BitcoinPride tho
01:37 herbijudlestoids anyway, going for a long walk... if youre around when i get back i wouldnt mind askin you about the huge volatility spike on MPOE
01:38 mircea_popescu prolly not as it's late, but tomorrow or w/e
01:38 Chaaang-Noi namworld_afk who runs that?
01:38 herbijudlestoids nw, thx
01:38 mircea_popescu a look it dropped a little
01:38 Chaaang-Noi mp lol
01:38 mircea_popescu i guess people misunderstanding the large option play.
01:38 Chaaang-Noi you cant be that blind
01:39 Namworld Arij
01:39 Chaaang-Noi i dont know him
01:39 Namworld He's from New York. He manages BitVPS's servers in a colo center in NY.
01:40 Chaaang-Noi he is around the forums or irc?
01:41 Namworld Mostly IRC
01:41 Chaaang-Noi okay, ill track him down, thanks
01:42 Namworld He's in here right now.
01:43 Chaaang-Noi that would be too easy :/
01:43 Chaaang-Noi j/k thanks :)
01:43 Namworld He might be sleeping at this time tho
01:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.04822486 = 0.3376 BTC [-] {3}
01:46 davout morning
01:46 mircea_popescu heya.
01:46 mircea_popescu !t m x.eur
01:46 assbot [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00172845 / 0.00172845 / 0.00172845 (850 shares, 1.47 BTC), 7D: 0.00166806 / 0.00170763 / 0.001773 (4111 shares, 7.02 BTC), 30D: 0.0016245 / 0.00172972 / 0.0019975 (18300 shares, 31.65 BTC)
01:47 mircea_popescu davout how come bitcoincharts doesn't list any data from bc ?
01:53 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 1200 @ 0.00183028 = 2.1963 BTC [+]
01:53 davout because i haven't bothered to look into it since we relaunched
01:54 mircea_popescu mebbe bug tcatm
01:55 davout no it's on my side
01:55 mircea_popescu ah
01:56 davout we used to have a bitcoin charts dedicated api point, which i haven't re-enabled since we relaunched
01:56 davout because stuff
02:01 KRS-One maaaaaaaaan everybody's buggin about the market prices going down.
02:02 Chaaang-Noi im not
02:02 KRS-One Hey Chaaang-Noi long time
02:02 Chaaang-Noi if it goes low enough ill buy more
02:02 Chaaang-Noi yup, hows it going?
02:02 KRS-One great
02:02 Chaaang-Noi cool
02:02 kakobrekla KRS-One whats with the btc, we are poor again
02:03 KRS-One it will be time to start buying kakobrekla
02:03 Chaaang-Noi $600 btc, poor, hahahah
02:04 KRS-One Like mircea_popescu said a few weeks back there will be lower prices, capitulation and a slow and steady rise to the next bubble again..Seems reasonable.
02:05 Chaaang-Noi yup
02:05 Chaaang-Noi im waiting and ready to buy back in if i need to
02:05 mircea_popescu o, are we poor nao ?
02:06 kakobrekla you cant even buy yesterdays bitcoin with a bitcoin
02:06 kakobrekla pft
02:06 Chaaang-Noi lol
02:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8038 @ 0.00086771 = 6.9747 BTC [+]
02:07 mircea_popescu yeah i guess so, coupla months ago i had mpoe shares worth 100k each and btc was 1200
02:07 mircea_popescu now they're 87k each and btc is 700
02:08 kakobrekla worthless
02:08 KRS-One dump
02:08 KRS-One =[
02:08 mircea_popescu ;;calc (100*1200 - 87*700) / (87*700)
02:08 gribble 0.970443349754
02:08 kakobrekla so
02:08 kakobrekla https://www.mtgox.com/press_release_20140207.html
02:08 ozbot MtGox - Bitcoin Exchange
02:08 kakobrekla this is the cause of panic ?
02:08 koin3d um no.
02:08 KRS-One its certainly fueling things though
02:08 Chaaang-Noi kako that and the russian news and the apple thing and that we need to go lower anyway
02:09 kakobrekla do fuckin explain then koin3d
02:09 kakobrekla russina news?
02:09 koin3d bitcoins in a bear market since end of november duh?
02:09 KRS-One koin3d: took forever eh
02:09 koin3d last few weeks were trending down on no volume = bad sign
02:10 mircea_popescu bwahahaha static state
02:10 KRS-One My short positions have been making me seek cheaper swap
02:10 koin3d 2-3 sellers unloading positions
02:10 mircea_popescu patrickstaticstateman!
02:10 Chaaang-Noi kako there was some clearification on the laws it was seen as anti btc and really making btc illegal in russia, however it was moistly FUD as it was an old law
02:10 koin3d panic went full blown last 15minutes probably near an end here
02:11 koin3d oversold readings on gox worse now then silkroad
02:12 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/431686847983403010
02:12 ozbot Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: So fatass Karpeles finally ...
02:14 koin3d so what do mtgox traders do considering both btc and usd are now locked
02:14 mircea_popescu they go read fml.tumbler.com ?
02:15 koin3d im pretty sure most of the volume on gox was karpeles
02:16 mircea_popescu yeah, you're not the only one.
02:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0047 = 0.188 BTC [-] {2}
02:17 mircea_popescu been a sort of polichinelle's secret for a while now.
02:17 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, funny thing is that you called it months ago
02:18 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic what's even funner is that in another coupla weeks everyone will have called it months ago in their own estimation :D
02:18 koin3d called what? that turd was floating for a year
02:18 koin3d its about time it gets flushed
02:18 koin3d karpeles should be in jail instead of shrem
02:19 Apocalyptic no shrem deserved it too
02:19 koin3d why?
02:19 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic yes but it's like one of those math problems. karpeles doens't fit with anyone else :D
02:19 Apocalyptic he was an idiot
02:19 koin3d shrems only idiocity was going around preaching how great the government is
02:19 koin3d then gets fucking owned by them lol
02:20 mircea_popescu not quite, but anyway.
02:20 koin3d yes quite.
02:21 koin3d and shrem never engaged in money laundering
02:21 mircea_popescu what's this, the webchat strong opinions service ?
02:21 koin3d at least not by any US definitions of it
02:21 Apocalyptic koin3d, not quite no
02:22 koin3d shrems also jewish, no jews get jail in NYC
02:22 Apocalyptic he openly talked about how a drug user he was and deals with SR vendors
02:22 koin3d they run the fking place
02:22 Apocalyptic "pround stoner" read some headline
02:22 koin3d apocalyptic: so? half of facebook is proud stoners
02:22 Apocalyptic seriously what the fuck did he expect ?
02:22 mircea_popescu is this guy dimsler ?
02:22 koin3d he was made an example of
02:23 Apocalyptic half of facebook isn't engaged in bitcoin-related activities and skating on thin ice
02:23 koin3d shrems mistake was his big fucking mouth
02:23 Apocalyptic yes, this we can agree upon
02:23 Apocalyptic among other things
02:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00086719 = 4.336 BTC [-] {2}
02:24 koin3d mircea: your mouth is legendary too and i do believe US-romania have extradition treaties
02:24 mircea_popescu dude check it out, it IS dimsler.
02:25 mircea_popescu derpy, here's the thing : you gotta be someone before what you think matters.
02:25 mircea_popescu this doesn't change just because internets.
02:25 koin3d ?
02:29 koin3d that was the bottom
02:29 koin3d and you heard it in real time
02:29 mircea_popescu what "?" ?. your S01067cb21b2a491c.hm.shawcable.net (on which you also run a node, huh ?) comes from caledonia, ontario, canada. dimsler's dhcp-20-aa-4b-fd-a4-ce.cpe.sourcecable.net comes from... wait for it... hamilton. ontario. canada.
02:29 mircea_popescu they're a whopping... 20km apart.
02:29 koin3d eh?
02:29 mircea_popescu so : forget about the jews, about the old timers getting somehow magically wiped off, get used with the idea that i rule btc and so on.
02:29 koin3d the fuck you talking about
02:29 mircea_popescu you'll manage a lot better.
02:29 KRS-One heh
02:30 mircea_popescu anyway, enough fun for one day. see y'all later.
02:31 KRS-One bye
02:31 koin3d mircea you are an old timer.
02:31 koin3d and your mouth and scams are all over the internets
02:32 koin3d fucking gypsy
02:34 kakobrekla mebbe you need to smash your iphone?
02:37 kakobrekla ah, its the bitcoin days destroyed that is scaring people
02:38 koin3d theres been someone persistently selling all night
02:39 koin3d coming up on the 200dma
02:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36000 @ 0.0008663 = 31.1868 BTC [-] {6}
02:47 sypher_ morning
02:47 kakobrekla hi
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03:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 700 @ 0.00086978 = 0.6088 BTC [+]
03:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 240 @ 0.00086978 = 0.2087 BTC [+]
03:26 KRS-One kakobrekla: the 400K bitcoin bitcoin days destroyed thing?
03:26 kakobrekla aha
03:27 KRS-One it looks, mysterically doomish in the interwebsnet bit background.
03:29 jurov dat mtgox release... i was irrofl
03:29 Namworld So... MPEx gonna bank massively?
03:29 Namworld With that guy who sold thousands upon thousands of PUTs
03:30 Apocalyptic must have been an insider from gox
03:31 Namworld The guy SOLD puts. Which means MPEx bought them. Which means that insider would be a total loser.
03:31 jurov ;;calc (850-730)/730
03:31 gribble 0.164383561644
03:31 jurov ;;calc 850/730
03:31 gribble 1.16438356164
03:31 jurov about 16% profit for mpex if they exercise now
03:31 Apocalyptic Namworld, was a jokr
03:31 Apocalyptic *joke
03:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0635 = 0.635 BTC [-]
03:47 herbijudlestoids interesting thing about this decline in BTC
03:47 herbijudlestoids its happening on much lower volume
03:47 herbijudlestoids than previous declines
03:47 herbijudlestoids much much much lower
03:55 kakobrekla hm you work as sys admin?
03:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12273 @ 0.00086491 = 10.615 BTC [-] {2}
03:56 herbijudlestoids kakobrekla: me? yeah ...lets call it large scale ops but yeah ;)
03:56 kakobrekla ah, i thougt your trading was more profitable than consumer goods can cover
03:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1950 @ 0.00086484 = 1.6864 BTC [-]
03:56 Apocalyptic wait... you said you were a FX trader
03:57 herbijudlestoids i trade
03:57 Apocalyptic thought that was your primary job heh
03:57 herbijudlestoids made lots of money in 2008 :)
03:57 herbijudlestoids i have a job, its for a small company, we are trying to get it bought by a big company...my role is "director of cloud operations" ..
03:58 kakobrekla yes i understand you have a job now, i just thought that what you said before was true
03:58 herbijudlestoids i also trade, usually EOD with a bankroll i luckily made in 2008 when i had no idea what i was doing
03:59 herbijudlestoids what do you mean? lol i trade, i know prop traders, i have been offered jobs at firms that make markets on the HKSE
04:00 Apocalyptic sounds better than some shitty sysadmin job
04:00 herbijudlestoids the job isnt shitty lol
04:01 herbijudlestoids i cant go into it too much, but we are currently in discussions to be bought by a very well known linux company
04:01 herbijudlestoids i own a chunk of the company aside from my salary
04:01 bloctoc here we go
04:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [MS] 29 @ 0.005 = 0.145 BTC
04:03 herbijudlestoids Apocalyptic: i work on openstack...large scale iaas cloud. mostly managed by puppet. if you wanna see the kind of thing i do, i actually spoke at the last openstack summit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3r3amkMK7E
04:03 Apocalyptic i'm not into cloud stuff
04:03 herbijudlestoids compared to previous jobs, not shitty ;)
04:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8511 @ 0.00086484 = 7.3607 BTC [-]
04:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00465009 = 0.1907 BTC [-] {3}
04:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 68 @ 0.00422557 = 0.2873 BTC [-] {5}
04:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 82 @ 0.00409303 = 0.3356 BTC [-] {5}
04:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00461853 = 0.1524 BTC [-] {5}
04:12 herbijudlestoids kakobrekla: lol like i said, i thought you were talking about a mac G5, you were suggesting instead of repatriating BTC profits and getting taxed, to buy stuff...remember? so yea...i make more than you can put into consumer goods usefully, but yes, unfortunately i dont make enough to buy a gulfstream 5
04:12 kakobrekla you can be like goat and get a scambo
04:12 kakobrekla err sry i ment labo
04:12 kakobrekla lambo
04:15 kakobrekla anyway the point is there are things in between g5 and g5
04:15 kakobrekla the scale is quite fine
04:17 herbijudlestoids so, what, i make some profits and just buy some more ...stuff?
04:19 kakobrekla lol.
04:19 Apocalyptic kakobrekla, you're a sysadmin too ?
04:19 herbijudlestoids kakobrekla: if i cant repatriate profits its less useful. i have a seperate BTC denominated portfolio i need to manage.
04:19 kakobrekla Apocalyptic lol no
04:20 kakobrekla herbijudlestoids well thats where free advice ends
04:20 Apocalyptic what's your job ?
04:20 kakobrekla i run the matrix
04:21 Apocalyptic sounds legit
04:21 herbijudlestoids kakobrekla: thanks for nothin lol. "trade bit4x at highest cost than your existing cost base, buy stuff with the profits instead of being able to rebalance them"
04:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00086615 = 5.8032 BTC [+]
04:23 Apocalyptic "Martin Kocevar venetfx" doesn't yield any interesting results
04:23 kakobrekla lol who is martin
04:23 Apocalyptic "Martin Kocevar is a product of tlie Penn- sylvania Dutch region, and he says that as soon as he gets his diploma he is going back to his home" oh wait it does
04:23 Apocalyptic that relevancy
04:23 kakobrekla at least get my name right when you googlefail you know
04:24 Apocalyptic heh, just figured
04:24 kakobrekla otc profile you tell you a thing or two
04:24 kakobrekla should tell you *
04:25 kakobrekla chan went quiet, everyones googling up kako
04:26 kakobrekla i feel penetraded!
04:26 kakobrekla typo cause its uncomfortable
04:27 Apocalyptic lol
04:27 Apocalyptic otc profile tells me what you do in btcland indeed
04:27 Apocalyptic (Martin sounded better than Matic tbh)
04:27 kakobrekla yeah take it up with my mother
04:28 Apocalyptic dem somalia names
04:28 kakobrekla hehe
04:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00086615 = 1.3858 BTC [+]
04:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00086534 = 7.4419 BTC [-] {3}
04:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8700 @ 0.00086481 = 7.5238 BTC [-]
04:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10400 @ 0.00086905 = 9.0381 BTC [+]
04:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 349 @ 0.003135 = 1.0941 BTC [+]
04:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5000 @ 0.000126 = 0.63 BTC [-] {2}
05:03 kakobrekla ;;tslb
05:03 gribble Time since last block: 46 minutes and 37 seconds
05:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 459 @ 0.00082076 = 0.3767 BTC [-] {5}
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05:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5887 @ 0.00086879 = 5.1146 BTC [-] {2}
05:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6008 @ 0.00086964 = 5.2248 BTC [+]
05:35 kakobrekla ;;tslb
05:35 gribble Time since last block: 9 minutes and 16 seconds
05:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13042 @ 0.00087067 = 11.3553 BTC [+] {3}
05:43 herbijudlestoids does anyone have any thoughts on when difficulty might start to level off?
05:45 herbijudlestoids kakobrekla?
05:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 526 @ 0.0008161 = 0.4293 BTC [-] {2}
06:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00087199 = 5.6679 BTC [+]
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06:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00087228 = 10.2929 BTC [+] {2}
06:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00087342 = 6.376 BTC [+]
06:25 punkman1 http://bitlegal.io/
06:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00087346 = 12.4031 BTC [+] {3}
06:31 Mats_cd03 mircea_popescu: when can I expect revenue of mpex to pick up
06:37 punkman1 Mats_cd03: you mean like 1800 BTC worth of new account fees?
06:41 herbijudlestoids so iv been thinking about the cex.io website
06:41 herbijudlestoids basically its the best bitcoin laundry in the world
06:41 herbijudlestoids any thoughts?
06:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7294 @ 0.00087155 = 6.3571 BTC [-]
06:59 ThickAsThieves man i charted all this to a t
07:00 ThickAsThieves such trades
07:00 ThickAsThieves much happy
07:02 ThickAsThieves herbijudlestoids, altcoins might top it
07:11 Apocalyptic http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1x9gue/my_protest_at_mtgox_offices_5_to_7th_february/
07:11 ozbot My protest at MtGox Offices - 5 to 7th February 2014, Tokyo, Japan. : Bitcoin
07:12 ThickAsThieves wonder if he'll post the video
07:12 Apocalyptic so do I
07:13 punkman1 lolprotest
07:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 151 @ 0.04452543 = 6.7233 BTC [-] {14}
07:16 ThickAsThieves sounds a LOT like Bitfunder
07:16 ThickAsThieves soon everyone may get their 6% payout
07:17 Apocalyptic ThickAsThieves, next thing we know Karpeles is in Cyprus in Neo's office
07:17 ThickAsThieves totally
07:17 ThickAsThieves he can ride his bouncey ball there
07:17 ThickAsThieves it's amphibious
07:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [MS] 77 @ 0.005 = 0.385 BTC
07:18 ThickAsThieves 'I like to think that when I go to a conference, Satoshi Nakamoto is there, and she is pretending to be one the audience' - Andreas Antonopoulos
07:18 ThickAsThieves AA be trollin!
07:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.06119001 = 0.6119 BTC [-] {4}
07:26 truffles prob a tranny
07:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27050 @ 0.00087357 = 23.6301 BTC [+] {4}
07:28 herbijudlestoids ThickAsThieves: at cex you can hop multiple alts from a single convenient laundry interface :P
07:28 herbijudlestoids i think there is 5 or 6
07:31 ThickAsThieves oh i thought it was all bitcoin
07:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00450026 = 0.135 BTC [-] {3}
07:34 ThickAsThieves http://www.walkerart.org/jobs/browse/current-openings/2014/internet-cat-video-festival-coordinator
07:34 ozbot Internet Cat Video Festival Coordinator — Current Openings — Jobs — Walker Art Center
07:35 truffles sounds like a great job, cat videos 3>
07:36 truffles title is misleading, gotta do shitton
07:43 herbijudlestoids wow my weekly allowance of trilema articles finally showed up, mircea is a very good writer imho
07:43 herbijudlestoids i dunno if the WoT will end up as the identifying force for the world, but its a nice idea
07:44 truffles like real life names
07:45 ThickAsThieves yeah just get urself some trilema credits and plug the cookie into any of your commonly used browsers
07:45 herbijudlestoids look man i only got 0.02BTC ok
07:45 ThickAsThieves ive read more trilema than books past year
07:45 truffles wow
07:45 herbijudlestoids i guess i should just fucken buy some
07:45 truffles he's got enough minions doods
07:46 ThickAsThieves minions?
07:46 herbijudlestoids truffles: i have no problems saying i identify with plenty of things he wrote, for example about education
07:46 truffles kiss asses
07:46 truffles sure
07:47 ThickAsThieves truffles it's good to read things that make you uncomfortable
07:47 Apocalyptic truffles, trilema is pure genius
07:47 truffles i do all the time, e.g. irc
07:47 ThickAsThieves then wtf are you here?
07:47 truffles why not
07:48 ThickAsThieves well there are other channels yknow
07:48 Apocalyptic lot of time to waste
07:48 truffles im in many channels
07:48 truffles although uncomfortable isnt the word id used
07:48 ThickAsThieves k i was really concerned
07:51 truffles its no surprise that ppl in certain channels share views
07:52 herbijudlestoids ok..so basically im not allowed to enjoy the writings of a blogger? because...he has enough people who also appreciate it?
07:53 truffles dont take offense
07:53 herbijudlestoids no im genuinely curious lol
07:53 truffles "not allowed" was not said either
07:54 ThickAsThieves i think truffles is more implying that it's all a bit to cultish for him
07:54 herbijudlestoids i dun get it...i havent been paying attention to this corner of the internet at all until ~6 months ago. i only heard about trilema this month...i dont have credits so have to wait if i want to see what half the links in the chan are about...i read them tonight and found them really good...so whats the problem?
07:55 ThickAsThieves too*
07:55 truffles TAT gets me :D
07:55 herbijudlestoids find me something more interesting to read then
07:56 ThickAsThieves now!
07:56 truffles lol
07:56 herbijudlestoids yea, now
07:56 truffles gl
07:57 truffles my interests n urs unlikely to align
07:57 ThickAsThieves between the bitcoin soap opera, standing RSS feeds, and the blogs of this chan, well there's too much to read
07:57 herbijudlestoids would you like to have a discussion about an unrelated matter truffles? politics perhaps? macrofinancial implications of energy resources in tajikistan? gardening or mycology?
07:57 ThickAsThieves conversionbot
07:58 truffles random topics occur all the time itc
07:58 ThickAsThieves conversationbot*
08:00 herbijudlestoids truffles: any opinion on when bitcoin difficulty might level off from its current insane trajectory?
08:00 truffles i have no basis to make any..
08:00 herbijudlestoids surely 28nm is starting to approach the limitations of physics
08:00 herbijudlestoids and from here its all scale out instead of up
08:00 truffles bitcoin is curiosity
08:01 truffles u dont have to direct it all to me noa lol
08:01 herbijudlestoids i must admit, in nov of last year when i randomly read a thread on bitcointalk where someone was asking for projections of how fast difficulty would grow into 2014, i scoffed at someone suggesting it would simply continue at 30%/month
08:01 herbijudlestoids well, i asked before and nobody answered
08:01 punkman1 http://bitbet.us/bet/712/bitcoin-difficulty-over-5-6b-before-april/
08:01 ozbot BitBet - Bitcoin difficulty over 5.6B before April
08:02 truffles i could look into a system to find such an answer but it wouldnt be useful to me
08:02 herbijudlestoids punkman1: so the current market implied forecast is "yes" to 5.6b by apr
08:03 truffles it is said that difficulty but i wonder if groups decided to test that..
08:03 truffles difficulty will adjust*
08:03 punkman1 it certainly can't continue going up 20% on each adjustment forever
08:04 herbijudlestoids and yet...
08:05 herbijudlestoids ok well im off to watch a movie, have a wonderful day/evening fellows
08:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.49560001 BTC [-]
08:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.00456957 = 0.3884 BTC [+] {5}
08:06 ThickAsThieves <herbijudlestoids> truffles: any opinion on when bitcoin difficulty might level off from its current insane trajectory? ---- so, so, difficult imo
08:06 truffles i can suggest to u entertainment in that resepct :D
08:06 herbijudlestoids yea go on
08:06 truffles me?
08:07 truffles what genre do u like
08:07 truffles tv or movies?
08:07 herbijudlestoids just pick your favorite movie of all time
08:08 truffles all time ha no
08:08 Duffer1 so maxcoin hit .043 on mcxnow...............
08:08 herbijudlestoids ThickAsThieves: do you mean it wont level off until difficulty is "so so difficult"? :P or that its difficult to forecast
08:08 truffles God father I
08:08 herbijudlestoids truffles: good movie, seen it recently tho
08:09 herbijudlestoids Duffer1: the only real question is how many maxcoins do i have to pay max keiser to stop talking
08:09 truffles i enjoyed In Time see if u do
08:09 Duffer1 i don't think the amount exists
08:09 Duffer1 it's a theoretical number
08:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
08:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.07806 = 0.3903 BTC [+] {3}
08:14 ThickAsThieves herb, i mean that there are too many factors to predict mining diff accurately enought to make any use of it
08:14 ThickAsThieves however
08:14 ThickAsThieves do you know of organofcorti?
08:14 ThickAsThieves http://organofcorti.blogspot.com/
08:14 ozbot Neighbourhood Pool Watch
08:15 ThickAsThieves he's been plotting stuff out for a long time
08:15 Apocalyptic wait
08:15 Apocalyptic is mcxnow open again ?
08:15 ThickAsThieves i heard it was so
08:16 Duffer1 mcxnow only closed for a day or so
08:16 Duffer1 trading on most of the coins was halted though, but most are back up
08:16 Apocalyptic <Duffer1> mcxnow only closed for a day or so // it closed for months..
08:16 ThickAsThieves let the scamming resume!
08:17 Duffer1 no it didn't
08:17 truffles was that the one with c++?
08:17 Duffer1 ya lol
08:17 truffles ppl claimed they hit n run
08:17 truffles guess not heh
08:17 Apocalyptic ThickAsThieves, moar scam please
08:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 8332 @ 0.00300029 = 24.9984 BTC [-] {18}
08:18 ThickAsThieves nice buy
08:19 ThickAsThieves er sale
08:20 herbijudlestoids wow graph porn heaven ThickAsThieves!
08:20 herbijudlestoids thanks!
08:20 herbijudlestoids looks like R :D
08:21 ThickAsThieves you're welcome truffles, i distracted him :)
08:21 ThickAsThieves R?
08:22 truffles haha, he was said to be watching movie
08:22 ThickAsThieves oh nvm
08:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0044514 = 0.1113 BTC [-] {2}
08:25 Apocalyptic ThickAsThieves, fyi Mark just confirmed the reddit story
08:27 ThickAsThieves well if there's anything juicey in the vid maybe he'll confirm that too
08:27 ThickAsThieves or pay off the guy
08:29 ThickAsThieves for whomever may care http://www.reddit.com/r/neobee/
08:31 truffles well at least its not in murrica
08:31 truffles u should move too :D
08:31 truffles how many ppl chat regularly in here on average?
08:32 truffles want toknow how many ppl would make a majority so i can confirm my guestimate that murrica dominant room
08:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.0044514 = 0.1113 BTC [-]
08:37 truffles i should know this ...
08:42 punkman1 ThickAsThieves: did Neo put those ads on TV?
08:44 ThickAsThieves yes
08:44 ThickAsThieves in Cyprus
08:44 punkman1 cringeworthy
08:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.00086664 = 5.0265 BTC [-]
08:45 ThickAsThieves consider the culture and situation is different there
08:45 punkman1 I'm not very far from Cyprus
08:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5199988 = 1.04 BTC [+]
08:46 ThickAsThieves neither is Cairo
08:46 kakobrekla ads on tv?
08:46 ThickAsThieves or Syria
08:46 ThickAsThieves etc
08:46 kakobrekla http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=43
08:46 ozbot #bitcoin-assets bash
08:47 ThickAsThieves well, nubbins is bias
08:48 ThickAsThieves hate on it all you like, it's happening
08:48 kakobrekla i dont even know what is suppose to happen
08:48 kakobrekla good audience targeting :)
08:49 ThickAsThieves hehe
08:49 ThickAsThieves unless youre in cyprus
08:50 punkman1 random tweet: "What the fuck is this #whoisneo ??? Can't handle it anymore!!!!"
08:50 ThickAsThieves google is hard
08:50 ThickAsThieves ;;google whoisneo cyprus
08:50 gribble The MATRIX 101 - Understanding The Matrix - Frequently Asked ...: <http://thematrix101.com/matrix/faq.php>; Neo-Assyrian Empire - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-Assyrian_Empire>; Κυριάκος (iKyriacos) on Twitter: <https://twitter.com/iKyriacos>
08:51 ThickAsThieves well then
08:51 kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-02-2014#486650
08:51 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
08:51 ThickAsThieves lol
08:51 ThickAsThieves one day the whole conversation in here will be links to log quotes
08:52 kakobrekla once everything is said.
08:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5199988 BTC [+]
09:05 Troic_ /whois bitstamp
09:08 ThickAsThieves https://beta.ciphertrade.com/orders << kakobrekla, i know you like gawking at new exchanges
09:09 ThickAsThieves https://beta.ciphertrade.com/
09:11 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/7/5386222/a-string-of-thefts-hit-coinbase-bitcoins-most-reputable-wallet-service
09:12 ozbot A string of thefts hit Bitcoin's most reputable wallet service | The Verge
09:12 ThickAsThieves most reputable?
09:12 ThickAsThieves is blockchain chopped liver?
09:12 punkman1 " A day after Jeff's second hack, Coinbase enabled two-factor authentication via email for anyone attempting to turn on the API key"
09:13 ThickAsThieves coinbase isnt even a wallet service
09:13 punkman1 clearly the answer is to TWOFACTORAUTH harder
09:13 ThickAsThieves they are a moneychanger
09:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.000816 = 0.2448 BTC [-]
09:17 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids "whoa nelly" lmao.
09:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2810 @ 0.00086724 = 2.4369 BTC [+]
09:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.0008675 = 12.3185 BTC [+] {3}
09:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.066 = 0.198 BTC [+]
09:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24574 @ 0.00086582 = 21.2767 BTC [-] {4}
09:38 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/how-to-find-out-if-youre-stupid-in-one-easy-step/
09:38 ozbot How to find out if you’re stupid in one easy step pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
09:42 ThickAsThieves typo efect*
09:43 Duffer1 more redistributed Fs
09:43 Duffer1 mircea secretly going commie
09:44 mircea_popescu wait what did i do
09:44 herbijudlestoids i ran out of trilema quota already :(
09:44 mircea_popescu o o lol
09:44 herbijudlestoids i will have to wait a week to find out if im stupid
09:44 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids so buy a credit, what, are you george ? can't pay for parking ?
09:45 herbijudlestoids im in the process of procuring some bitcoins
09:46 herbijudlestoids gotta deposit n shit
09:46 ThickAsThieves visit from tor
09:46 mircea_popescu or from a proxy. or your mom's
09:46 mircea_popescu etc.
09:46 herbijudlestoids o shit yea i totally got a giant pool of IPs lol
09:46 mircea_popescu drive 20 miles like the angry jew guy.
09:46 herbijudlestoids sweet
09:47 random_cat coinbase is a wallet service, even if they do not advertise as such
09:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 23 @ 0.02781608 = 0.6398 BTC [-] {9}
09:47 mircea_popescu random_cat i didn't think they knew what they were.
09:47 ThickAsThieves no they have a wallet feature
09:47 random_cat this is possible
09:48 mircea_popescu meanwhile back @stupid ranch, clueless journo working for obscure publication links to my article on cryptsy, calls me "a commenter". i point out to him he's embarrasing himself.
09:48 mircea_popescu his reaction ? piling moar embarassment with both hands.
09:49 mircea_popescu this is like the one thing god did right : all situations naturally evolve towards the largest lol content.
09:49 random_cat i think they know they are a broker in bitcoin, and everything else is pr
09:49 mircea_popescu random_cat i daresay they know they got a burn rate, and everything else is desperation
09:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.06712174 = 0.537 BTC [+] {3}
09:49 random_cat heh... welll there is that
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 29125 @ 0.00013099 = 3.8151 BTC [+] {3}
09:50 mircea_popescu ;;later tell nubbins` so what's your beef with the altcoinz ?
09:50 gribble The operation succeeded.
09:51 ThickAsThieves they be amoral!
09:51 random_cat not privy to the internals, but my casual observation is that their broker pricing could make them a fuckton of money
09:51 ThickAsThieves his beef may just be with me
09:51 Duffer1 i enjoyed that discussion
09:51 ThickAsThieves i didnt
09:51 Duffer1 lol
09:51 mircea_popescu random_cat from outside all this shit looks like it makes tons of money.
09:51 mircea_popescu then you get the leaks and discover bitcoinica was net negative for its entire life.
09:51 random_cat heh
09:52 mircea_popescu mtgox is STILL not above water, to this day, and i don't think it has 50-50 odds it ever will
09:52 Duffer1 i tried not to pile on TaT, who the hell am I to tell you your conscience
09:52 mircea_popescu etc.
09:52 random_cat mtgox is looking particularly doomed
09:52 ThickAsThieves Duffer1 its more than that
09:52 random_cat but that has been true for a long time
09:52 ThickAsThieves the conversation was several topics pretending to be one
09:53 mircea_popescu random_cat this is what you get when you have random clueless fuckwits stuck with massive management takss. they don't know what to do.
09:53 mircea_popescu and it doesn't take very much flailing to step on enough lightbulbs
09:53 Duffer1 oh ya the poke at your pmg
09:53 Duffer1 pmb
09:54 Duffer1 meh, the alt discussion interested me
09:54 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/714/bitcoin-will-top-1200-before-going-under-800/ << check out the rich folks speculating proposition derivatives.
09:54 ozbot BitBet - Bitcoin will top $1200 before going under $800
09:54 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves if he doesn't like you that's you two's problem :D i'm more into trying to discern if he has something that's universally usable
09:56 mircea_popescu !t m x.eur
09:56 assbot [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00172845 / 0.00180728 / 0.00183028 (1550 shares, 2.80 BTC), 7D: 0.00166806 / 0.00173534 / 0.00183028 (5311 shares, 9.22 BTC), 30D: 0.0016245 / 0.00173591 / 0.0019975 (19500 shares, 33.85 BTC)
09:56 mircea_popescu cool, the future's workin'!
09:57 random_cat neither mtgox nor coinbase look like massive management projects from here: they look like operations which would fill the room i inhabit to the gills (and possibly cause fistfights)
09:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35697 @ 0.0008646 = 30.8636 BTC [-] {7}
10:00 mircea_popescu random_cat you are thinking like they are thinking, that "management" = "ops management"
10:00 mircea_popescu this is perfectly untrue. first and foremost, management means strategic management.
10:00 herbijudlestoids so mircea_popescu what was with the vol spike overnight
10:00 mircea_popescu glengarry glen ross is NOT kevin spacey's character.
10:01 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids i have no idea. looks like some sort of panic or desperation.
10:01 mircea_popescu either someone was a cp in a deal that had to be unwound and they had to liquidate, or else someone somehow figured i'm in the shit.
10:01 ThickAsThieves volume is mostly traders, they got bored and their TA told them a correction was due
10:01 mircea_popescu or w/e, maybe they just got bored.
10:01 ThickAsThieves too slow
10:02 ThickAsThieves :)
10:02 mircea_popescu heh
10:02 random_cat mircea_popescu: it only requires a leader.... i am making no assertions as to number or quality of generals
10:02 mircea_popescu yes well the leader they ain't got.
10:02 mircea_popescu no leader, no business. as unpleasant this truth may be.
10:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5479 @ 0.00086856 = 4.7588 BTC [+]
10:05 mircea_popescu ah this is a good story. so : three years ago i write a scathing piece dropping dox on this romanian spammer guy. he gets really butthurt keeps calling my office to make btctalk-type legal threats and spends a while "ruining my reputation" on social media venues. eventually simmers down.
10:05 chetty sorta like no president=no country :P
10:05 random_cat eventually it collapses
10:06 mircea_popescu apparently meanwhile forgets all about it, cause he just sent me a spam comment linking to his site. so i... accepted it, replaced his seo-optimized user name with his own name, and put a link to... the three year old article.
10:06 mircea_popescu the advantages of living in a country the size of oregon are so very marked.
10:06 mircea_popescu chetty that may be pushing it, the government is not supposed to be involved in economics.
10:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4956 BTC [-]
10:06 random_cat ROFL
10:06 mircea_popescu which means the us leadership is carnegie, not whoever was president,
10:07 chetty operative word being "supposed"
10:07 mircea_popescu much like the HRE leadership is fugger not maximilian.
10:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 86 @ 0.00470469 = 0.4046 BTC [+] {3}
10:09 mircea_popescu http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me15otBzHe1ru15g3o1_500.jpg << anyone know the band ?
10:10 pankkake https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ladybirds - thank the "search image on google" extension
10:10 ozbot The Ladybirds - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
10:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.000816 = 0.816 BTC [-]
10:10 mircea_popescu fuck me ?!
10:11 mircea_popescu no wai
10:11 pankkake why
10:12 wao-ender looks they are Czech
10:12 wao-ender http://www.bandmap.cz/berusky
10:12 mircea_popescu pankkake cause wrong heads.
10:12 mircea_popescu wao-ender may be just a name coincidence
10:12 wao-ender oh no, sry, yes
10:12 wao-ender that was just their remake.
10:13 wao-ender maybe also playing naked.
10:13 wao-ender haha
10:13 wao-ender Ladybirds 2.0
10:16 ThickAsThieves http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/9801167/HasanBaglar_Cyprus_Shortlist_Open_Nature_Wildlife_2014_verge_super_wide.jpg
10:16 ThickAsThieves http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/9801193/HairulAziziHarun_Malaysia_Shortlist_Open_SplitSecond_2014_verge_super_wide.jpg
10:16 mircea_popescu whoa
10:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00086788 = 2.2131 BTC [-] {2}
10:18 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/6/5385468/sony-world-photography-awards-2014-shortlist
10:18 ozbot Leaping wildebeest and cuddling cats: the 2014 Sony World Photography Awards shortlist | The Verge
10:18 ThickAsThieves some of those are a bit too photoshopped
10:18 ThickAsThieves but some cool stuff
10:18 mircea_popescu the dancing mantises are really cool.
10:19 ThickAsThieves http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/9801073/4_George-Logan_UK_Shortlist_Shortlist_Campaign_Professional-Competition-2014_PRESS_verge_super_wide.jpg
10:19 ThickAsThieves http://cdn2.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/9801253/NicolasReusens_Spain_Shortlist_Open_NatureWildlife_2014_verge_super_wide.jpg
10:19 mircea_popescu the old guy with the boat wow.
10:19 ThickAsThieves surreal
10:21 mircea_popescu ahahah the riding frog
10:21 mircea_popescu i had a beetle just like that in cr.
10:21 mircea_popescu we called him mr horny
10:21 KRS-One .bait
10:21 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/9a1319a00b8750ac0d8c1ea63da6d05c/tumblr_mjbja19BLk1qcrnfro1_1280.jpg
10:22 KRS-One That looks like somebody's mom.
10:22 mircea_popescu http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/9801065/1_Sharon-Derhy_Israel_Shortlist_Travel_Professional-competition-2014_PRESS_verge_super_wide.jpg
10:22 mircea_popescu there krs.
10:23 mircea_popescu BOMBSHELL: Snowden downloaded entire roster of U.S. government - all names, home addresses and other personal info of **all** officials and gov't employees -- including law enforcement -- plus bankers, corporate boards of directors and more!
10:23 mircea_popescu bwahaha
10:23 KRS-One omg wow
10:23 mircea_popescu next step : Bitcoin regulates the USG.
10:23 mircea_popescu "Remember : we know where YOU live."
10:24 KRS-One bitcoin should be mandatory currency of all governments
10:24 KRS-One talk about transparency.
10:24 KRS-One if they dont want to do it there must be a reason to not trust. !=trust
10:24 KRS-One some exceptions would of course be intelligence and defense.
10:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.064 = 0.256 BTC [-]
10:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0605 = 0.121 BTC [-] {2}
10:26 KRS-One .bait
10:26 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/fadd2c25bb8a9445ed2b9aaf346c482e/tumblr_mx22f91ccr1qa1m48o1_1280.jpg
10:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.1299 = 0.3897 BTC [-]
10:27 ThickAsThieves "
10:27 ThickAsThieves Snowden has made it clear that if he is arrested, if he vanishes, or if he "dies" from any cause whatsoever, ALL of the information in his possession will be published publicly."
10:28 ThickAsThieves is this site for real?
10:28 mircea_popescu i can vouch for that, fwiw.
10:30 asciilifeform in case anyone missed this gem:
10:30 asciilifeform http://cryptome.org/2014/02/robert-hoffman-docs.pdf
10:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.06 = 0.12 BTC [-]
10:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02740002 = 0.1644 BTC [-]
10:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5199988 BTC [+]
10:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51999891 BTC [+]
10:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5199988 = 1.04 BTC [-]
10:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.0001327 = 1.327 BTC [+]
10:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 307 @ 0.000816 = 0.2505 BTC [-]
10:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.5199988 = 3.12 BTC [-]
10:41 ThickAsThieves i wonder if "waste heat" will be an mining pollution problem one day
10:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00086848 = 11.0297 BTC [+] {2}
10:48 herbijudlestoids ThickAsThieves: use the heat to power turbines to pump water uphill :D
11:00 pLambert over time, the block reward will go down, causing mining profit to decrease, and mining hardware efficiency will improve, so mining polution will never be a huge problem.
11:03 nubbins` hi
11:04 nubbins` ThickAsThieves: what makes you think i have a beef with you? ;p
11:05 mircea_popescu <pLambert> over time, the block reward will go down, causing mining profit to decrease << that's not what drives the efficiency
11:06 mircea_popescu over time, difficulty goes up forcing effiiciency up.
11:06 nubbins` mircea_popescu: read the logs, jeez ;p
11:06 mircea_popescu nubbins` i didn't think there was much merit to them is why i ask
11:06 nubbins` i don't have a beef with alts at all!
11:06 mircea_popescu USD658.26735.69815.06 awww.
11:06 nubbins` rubecoin-in-a-box, on the other hand...
11:07 mircea_popescu hm ?
11:07 nubbins` being "against alts" in general is silly, because how could you be against people experimenting with new ideas?
11:08 mircea_popescu ikr?
11:08 nubbins` my issue is with pumping out alts of no value whatsoever beyond providing a venue for cons to fleece rubes
11:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8994 @ 0.00086491 = 7.779 BTC [-] {2}
11:08 nubbins` and then pretending -- tongue in cheek or not -- that they're serious
11:09 mircea_popescu like https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/431158708366626816 ?
11:10 nubbins` sure
11:10 mircea_popescu but i mean...
11:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00453484 = 0.1587 BTC [-] {4}
11:11 mircea_popescu what's one to do ? the internet is a contextless medium. i can put a disclaimer in there, and i do. nevertheless, ihave to fit it in 140 chars and anyone is just as likely to "get it" as to get it.
11:12 nubbins` what one is to do is to suggest that the head gets cut off it before it gets out of hand
11:12 mircea_popescu in a more general sense : as tempting as it may be, you can't allocate responsibility to actions by the "effect" they have on people.
11:12 nubbins` and that leads us to yesterday's convo
11:12 chetty Poll: More Americans 'Can't Live Without' Laptops, Smartphones Than Sex
11:12 mircea_popescu hoffman's death is hoffman's problem, you can't be arresting rnadom dope dealers because this guy was a dope fiend.
11:13 nubbins` wait, you can't arrest random dope dealers?
11:13 mircea_popescu " rnadom dope dealers because this guy was a dope fiend"
11:13 nubbins` no, you arrest random dope dealers because x number of people are dope fiends and it has a net negative effect on the society in which the dope dealing takes place
11:13 mircea_popescu well this doesn't in practice work.
11:13 nubbins` or you don't arrest them because there aren't enough dope fiends to give a fuck
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11:14 nubbins` it doesn't work because more people will sell dope
11:14 nubbins` doesn't mean you shouldn't try to convince dealers to stop dealing
11:14 mircea_popescu no, it doesn't work because responsibility is not transitive.
11:14 mircea_popescu you do the dope, you die. that's all there is.
11:15 Apocalyptic what's the price of 1 ALT ?
11:15 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic about the same as a doge, ironically.
11:15 nubbins` you do the dope, you spend your days breaking into houses and businesses to steal shit to buy dope
11:15 nubbins` THIS is why people want dealers locked up
11:15 mircea_popescu what people want is entirely irrelevant tho.
11:15 nubbins` if everyone who dug a vein died, nobody'd care
11:15 mike_c i thought we were all out of soapboxes after yesterday
11:15 mircea_popescu people want what diogenes wanted : to be able to sate hunger the way they sate horniness
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11:16 mircea_popescu mike_c no cause i was out and missed all the action
11:16 nubbins` consider the case of salvia divinorum. powerful drug, blast you to hyperspace. was legal in most places until a handful of years ago
11:16 nubbins` because people weren't robbing convenience stores for salvia money
11:16 mircea_popescu it's still legal you kidding me ? i have a bush in my garden
11:16 mircea_popescu it's a spice.
11:16 Duffer1 this chan has higher quality soap boxes, they last a while
11:16 nubbins` mircea_popescu: that's a different salvia
11:16 mircea_popescu yeah. right.
11:16 nubbins` cooking sage
11:17 mircea_popescu seer's sage dood.
11:17 nubbins` smoke that, you'll get a headache
11:17 nubbins` ...you have salvia divinorum in your garden.
11:17 mike_c "if everyone who dug a vein died, nobody'd care" << you need a pretty strong soapbox to stand on that.
11:17 herbijudlestoids people are talkin ethnobotanicals
11:17 nubbins` mike_c: the bleeding hearts would care, sure. that's a given tho
11:18 mircea_popescu nubbins` i don't get where you got the idea it's "illegal"
11:18 mircea_popescu fucking spontaneous flora all over the world.
11:18 nubbins` i don't make the laws
11:18 mircea_popescu "Salvia divinorum remains legal in most countries and, within the United States, is legal in the majority of states. However, some have called for its prohibition."
11:18 nubbins` i think the concept of an illegal plant is as foolish as anyone
11:18 herbijudlestoids its a schedule 9 plant in australia
11:18 mircea_popescu there, even wikipedia.
11:18 nubbins` ah, wikipedia ;p
11:18 chetty morning glory
11:18 herbijudlestoids under the law judges can schedule it by weight the same as heroin and cocaine
11:18 nubbins` TBH i haven't kept up on it in recent years, but i was under the impression that many individual states had prohibited it
11:19 herbijudlestoids err s/schedule/sentence
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11:19 nubbins` chetty: +1, although very soapy
11:19 nubbins` chetty: also, leg cramps :(
11:19 herbijudlestoids morning glory aka ipomoea violacea
11:19 mircea_popescu nubbins` i couldn't name one tbh
11:19 herbijudlestoids complex of lysergic acid amides produced by a fungal endophyte ;)
11:19 nubbins` fun fact, i dosed myself on martha steward-branded morning glory once
11:20 mircea_popescu but getting back to the point here : if some scammor is lieing through their teeth, usagi style, it's one thing to add a rider to their crap that whoa, jesus, scam.
11:20 nubbins` mircea_popescu: anyway, the thing that salvia has going for it is that it doesn't lend itself to abuse
11:20 mircea_popescu can't possibly take this to the degree nobody can do anything anymore.
11:20 herbijudlestoids in australia, TGA monitors the internet and schedules plants that they deem dangerous
11:20 nubbins` who's taking it to that degree?
11:20 mircea_popescu i dunno!
11:20 nubbins` :(
11:21 nubbins` anyway, regarding this: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-02-2014#486945
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11:21 nubbins` i'm just trying to reconcile "i wish to be a financial professional" with "i ran a PMB" / "i created a lelcoin"
11:21 mircea_popescu well that may be a complex task.
11:21 herbijudlestoids nubbins`: interestingly, as the only hallucinogenic opioid it seems to have some anti-abuse properties and can assist in the treatment of addiction
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11:22 jayk yes
11:22 mircea_popescu i mean... i'm not going to hold it against some woman that she goes around naked in public.
11:22 jayk mtgox took a hike
11:22 mircea_popescu however, i'm not going to hold that as HER QUALIFICATION, most times.
11:22 nubbins` herbijudlestoids: it works on opioid receptors, but isn't an opiate. odd plant.
11:22 jayk oh boy
11:22 jayk mtgox ceo
11:22 mircea_popescu "The National Survey on Drug Use and Health, an annual US based survey sponsored by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA), for 2006 estimated that about 1.8 million persons aged 12 or older had used Salvia divinorum in their lifetime, of which approximately 750,000 had done so in that year."
11:22 herbijudlestoids kappa, not all the receptors
11:22 mircea_popescu << they forgot to add "and under 15"
11:22 nubbins` heh
11:23 nubbins` i was 20 the first time i tried salvia
11:23 nubbins` and i think 26 the last time
11:23 mircea_popescu i don't get all you doods with the "trying" shit. have you tried the mains socket, too ?
11:23 nubbins` nope, licked a 9V tho
11:23 kakobrekla i tried mains socket.
11:23 mircea_popescu me too, but that's besides the point
11:23 herbijudlestoids well, personally trying certain things helped me a lot
11:23 nubbins` the picture on the tv stopped moving and the room filled up diagonally with buzzing ;(
11:23 mircea_popescu and it was unintentional anyway
11:23 herbijudlestoids im a good boy these days
11:23 kakobrekla yes, unintentional, several times.
11:23 nubbins` anyway, what's not to get?
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11:24 nubbins` you get to have an experience that your brain would never produce on its own
11:24 nubbins` it's like being shown a new color
11:24 mircea_popescu nubbins` and this yo uwant because...
11:24 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: ever heard of the cult of eleusis?
11:24 nubbins` curiosity, yo
11:24 mircea_popescu dude the LAST thing on my to do list is being shown new colors
11:24 jborkl <nubbins`> nope, licked mains socket.
11:24 mircea_popescu too many of the motherfuckers as it is.
11:24 mircea_popescu and what the fuck is chartreuse anyway.
11:24 nubbins` mircea_popescu: this is maybe the fundamental difference between us :D
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11:25 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: have you ever ingested an indole tryptamine before?
11:25 herbijudlestoids should try it at least once
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11:26 nubbins` "Salvia is an unapproved herbal supplement that is prohibited by law for sale in Canada."
11:26 mircea_popescu i guess it is. unless it's a girl showing it to me and the new color is some new shade of pink between her legs, i couldn't care less.
11:26 mircea_popescu new colors pssssshh
11:26 nubbins` heh
11:26 nubbins` the doors of perception, &c!
11:26 mircea_popescu i prefer the depth of reflection
11:26 mircea_popescu what's this, were all russian peasants looking for more land to farm ?
11:27 nubbins` http://lege5.ro/Gratuit/geztembyge/ordonanta-de-urgenta-nr-6-2010-pentru-modificarea-si-completarea-legii-nr-143-2000-privind-prevenirea-si-combaterea-traficului-si-consumului-ilicit-de-droguri-si-pentru-completarea-legii-nr-339-2005-p
11:27 herbijudlestoids the depth can be increased
11:27 ozbot Ordonanta de urgenta nr. 6/2010 pentru modificarea si completarea Legii nr. 143/2000 privind preveni
11:27 nubbins` better hide that plant from the cops
11:27 nubbins` also, what herb said
11:27 mircea_popescu dude you kidding me...
11:28 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: just try it once
11:28 nubbins` how you gonna reflect with truth if you've got all the layers in the way?
11:28 herbijudlestoids a goodly dose
11:28 BingoBoingo RE: Coinbase - http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/7/5386222/a-string-of-thefts-hit-coinbase-bitcoins-most-reputable-wallet-service << This sort of "API Key" and "2FA" subversion started happening to Inputs.io not long before their hack/scam. Conclusion: Andreessen Horowitz might be TradeFortress
11:28 herbijudlestoids then we can talk :P
11:28 nubbins` if you ask me, a man isn't a man until he's experienced complete ego death
11:28 nubbins` but hey, what makes me an expert
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11:29 mircea_popescu nubbins` complete ego death of some other ego.
11:29 mircea_popescu stop mixing things around bejaysus
11:29 herbijudlestoids nubbins`: you are doing a poor job explaining something that needs be experienced
11:29 mircea_popescu you go kill some other man, not come up with bizarre substitutes in the manner of cutting instead of going out.
11:30 nubbins` herbijudlestoids: that's how it goes
11:30 chetty looking in the barrel of a gun does the same thing nubbins
11:30 mircea_popescu only if it fires.
11:30 herbijudlestoids chetty: an endogenous adrenal response is not equivalent
11:30 ThickAsThieves so far we've got altcoin makers as drug dealers, drugs being illegal, but drugs being okay, and world apthetic to the detah of miners everywhere
11:30 nubbins` staring literal death in the face is different altogether
11:30 ThickAsThieves spelling*
11:30 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids seriously, you've built yourself this silly whatshisname-wannabeism. it's not some sort of all-encompassing philosophy.
11:31 mircea_popescu it's just pop-derpage.
11:31 KRS-One 'scuse me i have to talk to ozbot in private.
11:31 nubbins` KRS-One, careful, he tells lies
11:31 mircea_popescu da fuck is the guy's name, wrote that disjointed journal thing
11:31 nubbins` ken kesey?
11:31 mircea_popescu no, no
11:31 nubbins` not leary
11:31 mircea_popescu no gah
11:31 nubbins` huxley? hoffman?
11:31 nubbins` THERE ARE SO MANY
11:32 mircea_popescu i can't remember all the druggies in time. brb.
11:32 nubbins` mckenna?
11:32 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: not really dude, i view it as an extremely powerful psychological tool...like i say, it helped me, i know. i dont really want to convince you to do it in any sense other than your opinion should be informed
11:33 mircea_popescu burroughs
11:33 mircea_popescu fucking hell.
11:33 nubbins` oh, him
11:33 nubbins` creepy man
11:33 nubbins` occasionally lucid
11:34 mircea_popescu yaya, "substance subculture". it's all aspiring to be picked up by the book people like burroughs.
11:34 nubbins` nah
11:34 nubbins` i don't even think burroughs aspired that much, guy was a miserable sack of shit
11:34 mircea_popescu exactly.
11:34 nubbins` if you ask me, he wrote to stay sane
11:34 herbijudlestoids i dont really have any all encompassing philosophy around it. i dont believe there is some energy or whatever hippy shit
11:34 mircea_popescu that's the appeal.
11:35 mircea_popescu "i don't even have to be aspiring that much, and it's ok being a miserable sack of shit"
11:35 mircea_popescu just a different flavour of emo.
11:35 herbijudlestoids all i am saying is its not explicable
11:35 nubbins` ineffable is the word, herb
11:35 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids then i'm not really talkin' to you.
11:35 mircea_popescu of course it's not explicable, dude. if I put 500 rems or 18 tesla through my cpu the errorlog won't show anything "Explicable"
11:35 mircea_popescu so what of it. doesn't make it less banal
11:36 nubbins` mircea_popescu: well, you're describing the difference between burroughs and the wannabe burroughs
11:36 nubbins` or, really, the difference between the people who did shit and the people who want to
11:36 mircea_popescu nubbins` i'm saying that the interest in otherwise uninteresting subject matter is driven by otherwise underemployed, bored and inept kids.
11:36 mircea_popescu then they keep hearing about it from all the other underemployed, bored and inept kids and start thinking it's part of relaity
11:37 mircea_popescu because that's how the reality-function works in the cowsy brain
11:37 mircea_popescu and now they gotta "experience" it.
11:38 mircea_popescu mind that this entire discussion started from "why would idiot 12yos snort bath salts" and is not unrelated to the "massive popularity" of silk road
11:38 nubbins` well no shit people talking about shit that happened inside their heads is banal to everyone else
11:38 mircea_popescu that laughable piece of shit that couldn't sell one cocaine brick in one month,
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11:38 mircea_popescu and whose only legacy is all over reddit, cantina marketplace etc.
11:38 mircea_popescu so perhaps we are talking at somewhat oblique purposes.
11:39 herbijudlestoids "bath salts" aka mephedrone or 4-MAR or MDPV or similar substances under the same common name has little do with silk road and hugely to do with the proliferation of chinese generic manufacturers keeping their factories open for an extra hour each night
11:39 nubbins` how's that different from any other day here :D
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11:39 ThickAsThieves https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=354636.msg4673358#msg4673358
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11:39 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids everything to do with silk road, dude. it's these kids who don't have to work, can't learn as there's no schools, having nothing to do with their time
11:40 mircea_popescu and having bought into this pop=psychology "self-realisation" and "discovery" bs.
11:40 Duffer1 i rather look forward to cannabit's updates
11:40 mircea_popescu so they "Experiment" because "experiences"
11:40 mircea_popescu god forbid they experience something irl. lettuce "experiment" shit holed away in our concrete box.
11:40 mircea_popescu "it's all in the mind, dood"
11:41 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: youre generalising
11:41 herbijudlestoids overly
11:41 mircea_popescu verily.
11:41 ThickAsThieves i've lost the thread
11:41 mircea_popescu the point needs to be made tho, because no fucking body seems to.
11:41 nubbins` i uh
11:41 Apocalyptic <Skirmant> it was quite obvious that gox is a shitty exchange and you should avoided at all costs
11:41 Apocalyptic <Skirmant> never understood why people were stupid enough to keep using it
11:41 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, it's happening :)
11:41 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: in australia, we got these things called doofs...its a psytrance party in the bush...lots of the attendants match your description to a tee...lots dont
11:41 nubbins` the point you're making is that the lost kids do drugs to try to find meaning
11:42 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic :p
11:42 nubbins` no fucking shit.
11:42 herbijudlestoids i been to some of them, so i know
11:42 mircea_popescu not even. they're trying to find death already, which has been denied them by all the fucking kid safety devices.
11:42 ThickAsThieves find meaning, escape reality
11:42 ThickAsThieves now i'm too slow
11:42 mircea_popescu ;;google time is going by real slow i think we might be dead
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11:43 nubbins` find third dimension, briefly escape Flatland.
11:43 mircea_popescu what srsly.
11:43 nubbins` sure, you end up flat again
11:43 mircea_popescu www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvct5fgEH_U
11:43 nubbins` but wasn't it eye-opening to see that 3rd dimension?
11:43 mircea_popescu nubbins` nope.
11:43 nubbins` you're saying that because you haven't seen it
11:43 mircea_popescu and if i feel like having sex i don't try to sneak into the sheets of a couple that fucked overnight just as they leave for work, either.
11:43 mircea_popescu if i feel like having depth i GO MAKE THE FUCKING DEPTH
11:44 nubbins` this could just as well be a conversation with a mother saying "but gravy is really good, you should try it" and the kid saying "but i don't like it"
11:44 mircea_popescu no.
11:44 nubbins` "i know i won't like it"
11:44 nubbins` "if i want gravy i'll eat some tomato soup"
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11:44 mircea_popescu it'd be convenient if this could be stereotypically reduced to that, because you have a lot of experience with that stereotype
11:44 mircea_popescu but it isn't in any way that.
11:44 nubbins` so i really thought i didn't like gravy. sue me!
11:44 mircea_popescu i ain't about to, what do you got to make things personal for.
11:45 mircea_popescu go do whatever the fuck you feel like
11:45 mircea_popescu just don't come tellin' me how central the margin is that's all.
11:45 nubbins` thanks dad, but can you sign the permission slip? teacher says
11:45 herbijudlestoids nubbins`: i think its very easy to not bring anything back to flatland...hard work to "bring something back"...to learn a lesson
11:45 mircea_popescu ow fuck me. there is no lesson
11:46 nubbins` ^ that's the lesson
11:46 mircea_popescu incredible what a broken fucking tool the mind is.
11:46 nubbins` on that we can agree
11:47 nubbins` herbijudlestoids: well, it's just as easy to have a bunch of fun than to learn something
11:47 mircea_popescu romanian makes the distinction between fun and diversion
11:47 mircea_popescu in that it calls both "diversion"
11:47 mircea_popescu i think it actually serves better than calling both "fun"
11:47 nubbins` just because you're in your desk, in school, doesn't mean you're doing math problems instead of doodling monsters
11:48 nubbins` just because you can no longer distinguish the border between your mind and the outside world doesn't mean you're having an epiphany
11:49 nubbins` but, y'know, some kids actually do the math, and are sort of confused when someone tells them "school is just for horsing around anyway"
11:49 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: i learned about many personal flaws and managed to correct some "in flatland", permanently. other flaws, still there
11:49 nubbins` mircea_popescu: well sure, lots of diversions aren't particularly fun :D
11:50 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids lemme tell you a story. a freind of mine had a dumbass father.
11:50 mircea_popescu one day that dumbass father destroyed the family car, by the process of pushing the gas all the way with the hand brake engaged.
11:50 mircea_popescu over about half an hour.
11:50 mircea_popescu he confessed he learned a valuable lesson from this experience :
11:50 mircea_popescu "never again am i using that fucking handbrake"
11:50 ThickAsThieves pretty realistic appraoch
11:51 mircea_popescu pure empirism.
11:51 punkman1 I think most languages don't have a word for "fun"
11:51 nubbins` i can only speak from personal experience
11:51 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> just because you're in your desk, in school, doesn't mean you're doing math problems instead of doodling monsters <<< on re-read i suspect this is highly autobiographical
11:52 herbijudlestoids so the analogy youre trying to make is everything i learned was "dont be stupid" and i couldve just figured that out sober?
11:52 mircea_popescu we can only hope mom nubbins isn't ever getting into -assets logs.
11:52 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids the analogy i'm making is that what you think you've learned and the dataset you imagine you rely on are about as related as my girlfriend and your sister.
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11:52 herbijudlestoids i keep telling you i dont have a sister lol
11:52 nubbins` i know plenty of strung-out druggies who float through life with sullen looks and dull eyes
11:53 mircea_popescu omg my formally perfect expression, attacked on empiricist grounds!
11:53 mircea_popescu i don't have a girlfriend! so there!
11:53 nubbins` heh ^
11:53 herbijudlestoids that is what you said last time
11:53 mircea_popescu if anyone does some !b1 bs on that ima haunt you
11:53 Duffer1 :P
11:54 mircea_popescu speaking of which, i watched some mae west movie recently. you ever seen these things ? they're so much lol.
11:54 mircea_popescu but anyway, girl sitting on piano : "ever since i first heard this tune it haunts me"
11:54 herbijudlestoids i dun even know what im trying to convince you of really...its 4am and i paused the movie for a sec and saw people talking about salvia
11:54 mircea_popescu pianist : "it should haunt you, you murdered it."
11:54 nubbins` hah
11:54 nubbins` enjoy your flick
11:54 nubbins` anyway, i got off track
11:55 nubbins` i can only speak from personal experience
11:55 mircea_popescu watch the flick be all about potheads.
11:55 Duffer1 altcoins?
11:55 herbijudlestoids its enders game
11:55 mircea_popescu nubbins` something that's not reproducible is NOT experience.
11:55 mircea_popescu calling it "personal" doesn't save it.
11:55 punkman1 ender's game was fucking horrible
11:55 Apocalyptic <herbijudlestoids> so the analogy youre trying to make is everything i learned was "dont be stupid" and i couldve just figured that out sober? // people like to believe so, cause the thing is much more special and powerfull if achieved under those circumstances than banal thinking
11:55 nubbins` mircea_popescu: so the twin towers falling wasn't an experience?
11:55 mircea_popescu twin towers failing is reproducible
11:55 nubbins` anyway, who says shit isn't reproducible?
11:55 nubbins` i can take some lsd right now if i like
11:56 mircea_popescu i didn't say it isn't. i said if it isn't then it's not.
11:56 mircea_popescu uh.
11:56 ThickAsThieves hehe
11:56 mircea_popescu you're confusing everything with everything, wtf.
11:56 nubbins` i'm driving the conversation here!
11:56 mircea_popescu so release the brake, ikt's going all over the place.
11:57 ThickAsThieves my car!
11:57 mircea_popescu i am not trilema-bashing all this.
11:57 nubbins` brake? we're both doing donuts in a parking lot
11:57 nubbins` shouting at each other through the windows over the screeching and smoke
11:57 ThickAsThieves NSA is gonna think we're talking code at this point
11:57 mircea_popescu somewhere in a nsa psych lab somewhere they're screening all this right now
11:57 nubbins` twist: we ARE talking code
11:57 ThickAsThieves too slow!
11:57 mircea_popescu going "the ill effects of drugz"
11:58 mircea_popescu o may farkin gawd
11:58 ThickAsThieves :)
11:58 nubbins` anyway, ego death, interesting experience
11:58 nubbins` and i think i'm done
11:59 mircea_popescu just you wait till proper age brings you penis death
11:59 mircea_popescu i hear it's even interestinger.
11:59 nubbins` will my penis come back with increased self-awareness?
11:59 mircea_popescu yeah. and it'll live in your butt.
11:59 nubbins` i don't want that D:
11:59 kakobrekla careful not to damage your chi
11:59 mircea_popescu kakobrekla it's normally spelled choad.
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 0.77985399 BTC to 813 shares, 95923 satoshi per share
11:59 nubbins` kakobrekla: just don't send me all your btc, then
12:00 Duffer1 mention snowden a few times just to make sure someone reads it
12:00 nubbins` snowden
12:00 ThickAsThieves I saw Snowden
12:00 nubbins` me too
12:00 Duffer1 hehe
12:00 nubbins` he gave me a trove of secret docs
12:00 Duffer1 oh lawd
12:00 nubbins` i'm going to embed them in the blockchain
12:00 mircea_popescu so for the record : any of the resident experimentalists can tell the difference between sweet and sour crude ?
12:01 ThickAsThieves i wash my ass with lists, there are so many!
12:01 mircea_popescu cause those'd be new fucking colors right there.
12:01 nubbins` mircea_popescu: there was an episode of trailer park boys where they discussed identifying fuel by flavor
12:01 mircea_popescu i can, for instance.
12:02 ThickAsThieves whether the dinosaur at pineapples or not?
12:02 kakobrekla ;;google tpb fuel taste
12:02 mircea_popescu not quite
12:02 gribble Trailer Park Boys - Ricky Explains Gas Siphoning to Cory and Trevor ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXtePW4v8zs>; Trailer Park Boys - Fun Facts and Information - Fun Trivia: <http://www.funtrivia.com/en/Television/Trailer-Park-Boys-10031.html>; Primal fuel | Mark's Daily Apple Health and Fitness Forum page: <http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread99397.html>
12:02 nubbins` "Regular is kind of tangy, supreme is kind of sour, and diesel actually tastes pretty good"
12:02 mircea_popescu but anyway, an ability to grade crude with your mouth is actually a valuable skill.'
12:02 mircea_popescu how come you passed on THAT color ffs.
12:03 nubbins` you're talking about identifying colors by taste
12:03 nubbins` are you SURE you've never done lsd?
12:03 Asa9 lol
12:03 ThickAsThieves he's colorblind
12:03 nubbins` ooh, a second twist
12:03 mircea_popescu i never said i didn't do anything. what i said was the entire derpage is stupid.
12:03 mircea_popescu there be a difference.
12:03 mike_c i've heard mainlining heroin produces nice colors
12:03 kakobrekla mains socket aint bad either
12:03 nubbins` i need to plug this computer in and eat lunch
12:04 nubbins` kakobrekla, electricity is grey
12:04 nubbins` in my experience
12:04 mike_c mains socket produces mostly black in my experience
12:04 mircea_popescu apparently experimental-nubbins is colorblind
12:04 nubbins` 120V, 240 may be a different color
12:04 mircea_popescu it's not the voltage, it's the total current.
12:05 mircea_popescu here's a fun experiment to teach young girls physics in a pleasant manner :
12:05 nubbins` not sure of the current, there were some components between the mains and my hand
12:05 mircea_popescu buy one of those stepped transformers, 1.5 to 12 V, then shove a metal dildo and touch them with the other side.
12:05 mircea_popescu they'll burn the same at all the steps, from 1.5 to 12, and therein learn a valuable lessons.
12:05 ThickAsThieves only major electric shock ive seen is when our bass player grabbed a copper pipe in the basement practice space while bullshitting. he wasn't grounded properly and ended up ripping the whole pipe out because of the shock forcing his grip
12:06 nubbins` heh, yipes
12:06 nubbins` rubber mats!
12:06 ThickAsThieves electified stings and mics suck
12:06 ThickAsThieves +r
12:06 mircea_popescu mircs ?
12:06 nubbins` i'm wondering if the r goes in electified or stings
12:06 ThickAsThieves relectified
12:06 nubbins` heh
12:07 nubbins` OK LUNCH
12:07 mircea_popescu electi-fried.
12:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7950 @ 0.00086719 = 6.8942 BTC [-] {3}
12:09 mircea_popescu and in closing,
12:09 mircea_popescu http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzwajsFOZ1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg
12:15 phish so did that guy who did the put option lose 2k btc?
12:15 phish or how does that work
12:16 mircea_popescu phish lost a bunch for sure, as the rate went low
12:16 mike_c did he get excercised? put the microphone next to the speaker!
12:17 mircea_popescu does your rate hang low, can you tie it in a bow...
12:17 mike_c hehe
12:17 ThickAsThieves http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/02/07/bitcoin-suffers-another-snafu/?mod=MarketsMain
12:17 mircea_popescu mike_c if you think about it, it makes no sense to exercise while the spot is below 24 hour ago spot.
12:17 ThickAsThieves This is still a Wild West kind of environment,” Casey said on the show, while noting that episodes like this can happen periodically as none of the exchanges are regulated by the SEC.
12:18 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves right-o, because otherwise they can't.
12:18 mike_c best remix
12:18 mike_c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZtd3o2kek
12:18 mircea_popescu funny how the idiots who scream about "deflationary" "undue advantage to first movers"
12:18 mircea_popescu then turn around and scream about prices dropping
12:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 301 @ 0.0008151 = 0.2453 BTC [-]
12:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.12976666 = 1.1679 BTC [-] {3}
12:19 mircea_popescu you fuckwit parade! this is your chance.
12:19 ThickAsThieves yep
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.000134 = 0.268 BTC [+]
12:20 the20year and withdrawls from gox weren't stopped earlier?
12:20 mircea_popescu maybe for some people drugs would be enlightening.
12:20 mircea_popescu at any rate their present state could in no way be harmed.
12:20 ThickAsThieves even better,
12:21 ThickAsThieves drugs beget random behavior, which is mor elikely to have good results than always idiot behavior
12:21 mircea_popescu who wants to be my designated altcoin broker ?
12:21 mircea_popescu pankkake ? ThickAsThieves ?
12:21 ThickAsThieves i thought you had one?
12:21 mircea_popescu i did ?
12:21 ThickAsThieves long ago
12:21 mike_c vexual is drunk half the time
12:22 mircea_popescu i have all sorts of brokers ofr all sorts of things
12:22 mircea_popescu but this altcoin thing is new.
12:22 ThickAsThieves i probly shouldnt offer, i'm already neglecting things
12:23 mircea_popescu well if you're gonna neglect it then you defo shouldn't.
12:23 herbijudlestoids well, that was a poor movie
12:23 herbijudlestoids so much potential
12:24 herbijudlestoids i am starting a new altcoin called herbijudlestoidscoin
12:24 herbijudlestoids its serves the role of altcoin with a long name
12:24 mircea_popescu not long enough
12:24 ThickAsThieves i wonder if WSJ knows what snafu means
12:24 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves or any other word.
12:24 ThickAsThieves do they publih swears?
12:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.130001 BTC [+]
12:25 ThickAsThieves https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/431594986782855168
12:26 ThickAsThieves icahn did it!
12:26 ThickAsThieves "Breaking: Apple repurchases $14 billion of own shares in two weeks: CEO Cook"
12:26 mircea_popescu well they gotta do something with the cash
12:26 mircea_popescu and the way the us is going... they ain't repatriating that shit.
12:27 herbijudlestoids "cash"
12:27 mike_c you think they can use foreign money to repurchase shares?
12:27 mircea_popescu mike_c why not ?
12:27 mircea_popescu i use "foreign" money to purchase shares all the time.
12:27 mike_c hm. b/c they are a us company. seems fishy
12:28 mike_c yes, but you aren't evading us taxes by doing so
12:28 mircea_popescu tell it to the structuring consultants.
12:28 herbijudlestoids mike_c: its listed on france euronext too
12:28 mike_c i thought they could only purchase foreign companies (like skype) with that maoney
12:28 mircea_popescu according to whom ?
12:28 mircea_popescu money is money, you can purchase whatever you want with it.
12:28 mike_c heh. tell that to the irs
12:29 mircea_popescu not like it's a permission slip from the white house.
12:29 mircea_popescu mike_c i dunno why you think the irs is important in this discussion.
12:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.13200048 = 0.528 BTC [+] {2}
12:29 mircea_popescu they're the equivalent of the 4th grade bully. only there to scare the small biz owners.
12:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.13399998 BTC [+]
12:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 789 @ 0.00488139 = 3.8514 BTC [+] {14}
12:30 mike_c hm. then why all the ireland tax evasion bs. you still have to jump some hoops to avoid them.
12:30 mircea_popescu well sure.
12:30 mircea_popescu but in the end, the "because i say so, that's why" side of the discussion is apple and hsbc,
12:30 ThickAsThieves path of least resisteance
12:30 mircea_popescu not the us or irish govt.
12:31 ThickAsThieves -e
12:31 mircea_popescu http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/painter-just-never-bothered-to-pay-tax-612441.html for teh lulz
12:32 mike_c they got wesley snipes. and he can kill vampires.
12:32 mircea_popescu but he's still a small business owner.
12:34 ThickAsThieves i think the accounting burden for small business is retarded
12:34 ThickAsThieves tax-wise
12:35 mircea_popescu the very notion that the affairs of the state shall be imposed upon third parties is beyond outrageous.
12:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04800008 = 0.24 BTC [+]
12:37 mircea_popescu irs wants to keep accounting, let it hire accountants and pay for them.
12:37 ThickAsThieves here you must collect both fed and state tax from your customers, then make paperwork showing the details, and if you are late you get a fee
12:37 ThickAsThieves monthly
12:38 ThickAsThieves not sure if its any different elsewhere
12:38 mircea_popescu notrly.
12:38 ThickAsThieves does that make small biz government employees?
12:38 mircea_popescu originally they piggibacked on the notion that "well... but you keep your books anyway" and "if you're honest you don't mind sharing"
12:38 ThickAsThieves rather all people
12:38 ThickAsThieves i guess
12:39 mircea_popescu soon enough it devolved into "books must be kept this way because it's more convenient for us"
12:39 mircea_popescu and im like... fuck you, what do i care waht's convenient for you. i'm paying for it.
12:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
12:39 herbijudlestoids there is some weird shit listed in the -otc list of things
12:39 Duffer1 actually the irs wants to allow a free automated tax service but turbo tax and hr block have spent millions to successfully lobby against it
12:40 ThickAsThieves automated?
12:40 ThickAsThieves just remove it
12:40 mircea_popescu how hard can it be. publish a bitcoin donation address.
12:40 ThickAsThieves sort out one tax
12:40 mircea_popescu people want your service, you may get some donations.
12:40 mircea_popescu you don't get any donations... go home.
12:41 mircea_popescu i'm looking forward to headlines like "donations dry spell causes government shut down"
12:41 herbijudlestoids le
12:41 mircea_popescu instead of the ridiculous bs going on currently.
12:41 herbijudlestoids l
12:41 mircea_popescu as if i give a shit what X dork said on any topic.
12:41 pankkake mircea_popescu: what is an altcoin broker?
12:42 mircea_popescu pankkake you keep my cash and my books for that altcoin
12:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2950 @ 0.00086931 = 2.5645 BTC [+]
12:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 238 @ 0.0052152 = 1.2412 BTC [+] {9}
12:42 pankkake why not
12:42 pankkake but it's open source now
12:42 mircea_popescu aite, address ?
12:42 mircea_popescu open source it may be, but i'm in finance not in tech.
12:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.51998 = 3.6399 BTC [+] {3}
12:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.07097775 = 0.6388 BTC [+] {3}
12:43 pankkake 1MPGRCrbib3aFGtTCLF5nADZcLEAgdTu7E
12:43 mircea_popescu hahaha cool.
12:44 ThickAsThieves it's too bad there's no many in vanity addresses
12:44 ThickAsThieves money
12:44 mircea_popescu that mp wasn't coincidental was it ?
12:45 pankkake I vanity generated it
12:45 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i imagine as brokerages develop they'll keep a vanity gen side.
12:45 pankkake actually, some people pay for vanity addresses, for the long ones
12:46 mircea_popescu pankkake since you're loaded in, what's the chain reports ? diff ? blocks ?
12:46 benkay buenos dias amigos
12:47 mircea_popescu la puerta esta abierta
12:47 ThickAsThieves hola
12:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.13399998 BTC [+]
12:47 pankkake "difficulty" : 62719.43923596
12:47 pankkake "blocks" : 16255
12:47 pankkake I don't think new miners are coming
12:47 mircea_popescu so no power of 4 huh.
12:48 pankkake yeah… :(
12:48 benkay la piscina esta cerrada
12:48 Apocalyptic what's the market cap so far ?
12:48 mircea_popescu a well. good run
12:48 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqkC812onnk
12:49 pankkake 16255*512*some hundred satoshis
12:50 jcpham so people actually had coins in mtgox
12:50 jcpham waiting on some massive selloff
12:51 mircea_popescu jcpham it boggles. next thing we'll discover people actually invested into mcxnow.
12:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.00532006 = 0.5214 BTC [+] {2}
12:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51999891 BTC [+]
12:51 Apocalyptic http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1x9gue/my_protest_at_mtgox_offices_5_to_7th_february/cf9ct0o
12:51 Apocalyptic derp
12:53 mircea_popescu "I was told that up until a few weeks [at time of the interview] ago, there was hardly any development environment to test changes. Most changes were done straight on the production environment."
12:53 mircea_popescu this was news to reddit ? lol
12:55 mircea_popescu herbijudlestoids by the way, i checked out s1e1 of curb your enthusiasm
12:55 mircea_popescu do you have ANY IDEA how bad that show is ?
12:55 ThickAsThieves so bad
12:56 ThickAsThieves so so bad
12:56 mircea_popescu seriously, unfunny old derps sitting around whining ?
12:56 mircea_popescu "reality tv" style cinematographics ?
12:56 mircea_popescu basically, larry david was the rock holding down seinfeld. once they got rid of him the show noticeably improved.
12:56 mircea_popescu compare s1-2-3 with 6-7-8
12:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00086438 = 9.1624 BTC [-]
12:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.13399998 = 0.402 BTC [+]
12:57 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves seriously, it's unwatchable. it's like office cctv with sound.
12:57 ThickAsThieves http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/02/07/central-bank-of-cyprus-does-not-like-bitcoin/?mod=WSJBlog
12:58 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i take it the fuckit neobee ceo is all over this rite.
12:58 ThickAsThieves well i know the banks know he exists
12:59 ThickAsThieves no black vans at his house yet though
12:59 ThickAsThieves did you see the tv ads?
13:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 362 @ 0.0055 = 1.991 BTC {5}
13:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 17 @ 0.13399998 = 2.278 BTC [+]
13:01 ThickAsThieves i wouldnt be surprised if this is just the beginning of negative PR on bitcoin fron cyprus banks
13:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 93 @ 0.0055 = 0.5115 BTC {2}
13:02 mike_c ^ congrats the20year
13:02 the20year joy
13:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 430 @ 0.0055 = 2.365 BTC
13:03 benkay havelock doesn't report tick direction to assbot?
13:03 benkay lame.
13:03 Duffer1 it's ipo
13:03 Duffer1 there's no +/- yet
13:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 101 @ 0.0055 = 0.5555 BTC {2}
13:04 benkay ah
13:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 110 @ 0.0055 = 0.605 BTC {2}
13:04 herbijudlestoids mircea_popescu: haha
13:04 benkay in any event, we now have a test case for "you can raise it but you can't spend it".
13:05 herbijudlestoids well in my mind its no argument that seinfeld is better, but i enjoyed curb your enthusiasm
13:05 herbijudlestoids and with that, its 0505, bedtime
13:05 herbijudlestoids gnight fellows, have a loverly weekend
13:06 asciilifeform re: hallucinogen: http://img0.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-quotes-786200.jpeg (translation: most often, the words 'you ought to try everything in life' refer to dope and porn acting, but much more rarely to quantum physics and chemistry'
13:06 benkay cye is everything that is wrong with america
13:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 605 @ 0.0055 = 3.3275 BTC {3}
13:06 ThickAsThieves i enjoy being a serial journeyman
13:07 pLambert I've done quantum physics and chemistry
13:07 pLambert so, any guesses on how far RENT is going to fall once trading goes active in a couple hours?
13:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.135 = 0.27 BTC [+] {2}
13:09 mike_c trading goes active before the ipo is over?
13:09 benkay is anyone offering RENT for shorting?
13:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 37 @ 0.19376446 = 7.1693 BTC [+]
13:10 pLambert wait, I misread it, I thought it said trading owuld poen soon, actually just IPO is open
13:11 ThickAsThieves soon is always yet to happen
13:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform amen.
13:12 mircea_popescu molecular chemistry to be precise.
13:12 benkay bah ipos
13:15 asciilifeform confession: at one point when i was younger, i did succumb to the temptation to replicate various soviet experiments and put current through my brain.
13:15 mircea_popescu lol the plasticity of brain stuff ?
13:15 mike_c and that's when the design for cardano came to you?
13:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 70 @ 0.0055 = 0.385 BTC
13:16 mircea_popescu why not put current through your sister's brain like sane people.
13:16 asciilifeform electronic inducement of stage 4 sleep
13:16 Duffer1 tcdcs?
13:16 Duffer1 ah
13:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.071 = 0.71 BTC [+]
13:17 Duffer1 ;;google transcranial direct current stimulation
13:17 gribble Transcranial direct-current stimulation - Wikipedia, the free ...: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_direct-current_stimulation>; FOC.US - transcranial direct current stimulation for gamers: <http://www.foc.us/>; tDCS and rTMS: Is brain stimulation safe and effective? - Slate: (1 more message)
13:17 asciilifeform and yes, it's 'fashionable' now, silicon valley wankers sell various gadgets
13:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.07168571 = 0.5018 BTC [+] {3}
13:18 asciilifeform can't recommend it. but your mileage may vary.
13:18 mircea_popescu 70s hair was fashionable too
13:18 Mats_cd03 is 'poop shoe' a reasonable pronunciation
13:19 ThickAsThieves obv
13:19 Mats_cd03 .bait
13:19 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r55eeTWP1r2mc2eo1_1280.jpg
13:19 benkay placebo?
13:19 ThickAsThieves mercy poopshow
13:19 ThickAsThieves poopshoe*
13:19 jayk bob dylan's hair is pretty static
13:19 ThickAsThieves the roman vampire
13:19 Mats_cd03 thats a gud one
13:19 Mats_cd03 the bait photo anyway
13:20 jayk lot of boobie pics here
13:20 ThickAsThieves welcome to the internet
13:20 jayk hehe
13:20 jayk at least i dont have to uudecode them anymore
13:21 mircea_popescu mirˈt͡ʃe̯a poˈpes.ku
13:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 36 @ 0.0055 = 0.198 BTC
13:22 mircea_popescu and those are splendeed teats.
13:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8050 @ 0.00086566 = 6.9686 BTC [+]
13:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 370 @ 0.0055 = 2.035 BTC {2}
13:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00086881 = 10.6429 BTC [+] {3}
13:25 mircea_popescu http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/02/04/uk-britain-forex-fca-idUKBREA130KP20140204
13:25 ozbot UK watchdog says forex probe to stretch into 2015
13:26 Mats_cd03 i worked with .mil networking equipment the other day
13:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.19376446 = 0.9688 BTC [+]
13:26 Mats_cd03 and the front-end for a satellite dish was running vb6
13:26 Mats_cd03 lowest bidder strikes again
13:26 mircea_popescu basically the libor was a scam, the forex is a scam too. fiat is about as bad as bitcointalk
13:27 asciilifeform Mats_cd03: surprised? 'minuteman' runs on VAX.
13:27 Mats_cd03 i like vax features a lot
13:27 Mats_cd03 real good for its time
13:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.19376446 = 1.9376 BTC [+]
13:29 benkay ;;calc 78534 * 0.0055
13:29 gribble 431.937
13:29 benkay ;;ticker
13:29 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 760.00003, Best ask: 767.36952, Bid-ask spread: 7.36949, Last trade: 760.0, 24 hour volume: 46240.65512575, 24 hour low: 651.70976, 24 hour high: 855.0, 24 hour vwap: 733.76646
13:30 benkay wat
13:30 benkay ;;calc 78534 * 0.0055 * 750
13:30 gribble 323952.75
13:31 mike_c that's the first block. something like 220k total (shares)
13:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.071 = 0.71 BTC [-]
13:32 mike_c "we are releasing a total of 228,534 additional units at .0055btc per share"
13:32 the20year That's likely the only block
13:33 mircea_popescu i guess this is an interesting test for havelock, because if the kid now fails to buy properties worth whatever he supposedly got from the ipo the difference will have to somehow be explained.
13:33 the20year I might consider 25k or 50k additional shares on ciphertrade just to test the platform out, but likely there won't be another round of share-type funding, 1.125m is our goal from this round and if we hit it we should be able to get the portfolio access I want
13:33 mircea_popescu pretty difficult to fake land deeds (not to mention felonious)
13:34 the20year Yeah, that's just not possible with the local government
13:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9244 @ 0.00013225 = 1.2225 BTC [-]
13:34 the20year even moreso when everything is not only filed with the county, put online, but everything we buy has a title company certification letter too
13:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00086828 = 8.2487 BTC [-]
13:36 benkay i'm interested to see what happens when divs fail to match btc appreciation.
13:37 mircea_popescu well so far btc is depreciating.
13:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 60 @ 0.0055 = 0.33 BTC
13:37 Duffer1 pretty much the same things that's happened to most assets
13:37 mircea_popescu !t h rent
13:37 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (2261 shares, 12.43550000 BTC), 7D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (2261 shares, 12.43550000 BTC), 30D: 0.00550000 / 0.0055 / 0.00550000 (2261 shares, 12.43550000 BTC)
13:38 mircea_popescu course.... where you got the 78k from ? or what am i misunderstanding here ?
13:38 kakobrekla btc is now worth 7k
13:38 Duffer1 78k units offered i think
13:38 mircea_popescu a
13:40 benkay that
13:41 asciilifeform http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2327327/net-neutrality-battle-begins-as-verizon-appears-to-throttle-netflix
13:41 ozbot Net Neutrality battle begins as Verizon appears to throttle Netflix- The Inquirer
13:41 the20year benkay: that's a risk investors take, otherwise it only makes sense to invest in things that are like BTC exchanges, options ,ect
13:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.071 = 0.568 BTC [-]
13:42 ThickAsThieves In a live support chat with a Verizon representative, Raphael asked if there was any throttling of websites hosted by Amazon Web Services (AWS), which include Netflix, and was told, "Yes, it is limited bandwidth to cloud providers."
13:42 the20year 78k shares of stock at .0055btc/ea , so if those sell out we have $321k in cash
13:42 benkay ipo page shows 48953 units outstanding, havelock announcement email mentions 78534. what the ever loving fuck.
13:42 ThickAsThieves Verizon has denied this to be true
13:42 the20year We had shares already issued prior to the IPO
13:42 ThickAsThieves fwiw
13:43 benkay it's not a risk, it's a certainty.
13:43 benkay like a perpetual mining bond's value going to zero.
13:43 mircea_popescu lag ?
13:43 ThickAsThieves benkay that is not certain
13:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 432 @ 0.0055 = 2.376 BTC
13:43 Duffer1 the likelyhood is very high
13:44 ThickAsThieves only cuz scammers
13:44 the20year of BTC increase?
13:44 ThickAsThieves other wise pmb can hit zero
13:44 ThickAsThieves cant
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 443 @ 0.0055 = 2.4365 BTC
13:44 the20year I think long term the growth will be fantastic, but i was also called a idiot when btc was at $1250 trying to get more shares sold for fresh capital because they expected btc to hit $2k or $3k in just a few weeks
13:45 the20year The big thing we offer is a effective BTC short, since we're primarily denominated, and a opportunity to get reasonable gains in fiat
13:45 benkay you expect to convince me the difficulty will decrease.
13:45 mike_c effectiveness is dependent on liquidity on havelock though.
13:45 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves nah, because electricity.
13:46 mircea_popescu most mining units by count are underwater today, because of the cost of elec.
13:46 ThickAsThieves not for TAT.VM
13:46 ThickAsThieves hehe
13:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04800007 = 0.144 BTC [-]
13:46 ThickAsThieves of course that never hit zero anyway
13:46 the20year buyahash's dividend has done pretty decently, but their big benefit was a foray into equipment sales
13:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: most mining units... underwater... cost of elec. << except for botnets
13:47 ThickAsThieves and yes, mining diff will decrease someday
13:48 mircea_popescu botnets are also underwater for btc mining, same reason
13:48 ThickAsThieves if not cuz elec, or such, then cuz Altcoin
13:48 mircea_popescu they do have a cost, even if you're not paying the elec. cost of opportunity in that case.
13:48 ThickAsThieves more profitable to help SETI
13:49 ThickAsThieves maybe aliens bring quantum miners
13:49 mircea_popescu maybe they bring really good drugs.
13:50 ThickAsThieves oh the experiences we'll have!
13:51 asciilifeform the situation re: botnets is interesting. mining remains the only way to monetize a crapnet without dealing with humans
13:51 asciilifeform (actual competence / contacts in black market)
13:51 asciilifeform afaik they've mostly switched to altcoins now
13:51 benkay alien drugs!
13:51 benkay i'm in.
13:51 asciilifeform (in fact, i'd be surprised if this weren't the primary mining force there)
13:52 Duffer1 nighborg wtb
13:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0055 = 0.165 BTC {3}
13:53 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/7/5390164/plane-makes-emergency-landing-failed-hijacking-attempt
13:53 ozbot Plane grounded after failed hijacking attempt | The Verge
13:53 asciilifeform http://wonkette.com/541474/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-likes-to-get-hiiiiigh
13:53 ozbot McGruff The Crime Dog Likes To Get Hiiiiigh
13:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 36 @ 0.0055 = 0.198 BTC
13:54 Kushedout http://redd.it/1xag2n
13:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 99 @ 0.00532005 = 0.5267 BTC [-] {2}
13:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51989996 BTC [-]
13:55 benkay the20year: how long do you expect this IPO to take?
13:56 ThickAsThieves "The company has asked a French court to suspend this order while it appeals the CNIL's decision and fine, but the CNIL insists that if Google can promote its own services on the homepage, it can also publish the news of the sanctions."
13:57 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> afaik they've mostly switched to altcoins now << the scrypt coins yeah.
13:57 the20year I'd say at most 45 days
13:57 mircea_popescu that shit i always found hysterical. man with a computer wants to matter.
13:57 mircea_popescu he wants this LEGISLATED into fact.
13:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
13:57 mircea_popescu so some idiot somewhere comes up with "non-asic" pow, so that the nobody may matter.
13:57 pLambert the20year: does it have a scheduled end if not everything is sold?
13:58 mircea_popescu result ? nobody gets flattened anyway, by different group
13:58 the20year Yes, i think it's 90 days
13:58 the20year Don't quote me on that , but off the top of my head i think it's 90 days
13:59 mircea_popescu i wonder how many people realise that when they hash scrypt they hash socialism.
13:59 ThickAsThieves are sha256 altcoins not common?
13:59 the20year Correct ThickAsThieves
13:59 the20year pLambert: you're in RS ,right?
14:00 pLambert yes?
14:00 asciilifeform every altcoin is really an attempt to 'refight the war'
14:00 chipug what alts *are* sha265? i don't know any
14:00 ThickAsThieves but if they dont use sha they are fighting the wrong people
14:01 ThickAsThieves chipug, Altcoin is
14:01 Duffer1 The Altcoin is sha256 no?
14:01 mircea_popescu asciilifeform indeed. as if such a thing belongs anywhere outside of a creative reenactment society meeting
14:01 chipug ah kk
14:02 mircea_popescu Duffer1 the altcoin is sha256, not pumped and not premined. just like... you know... NO OTHER ALT out there.
14:02 Duffer1 hehe
14:02 mircea_popescu which is quite perverse
14:02 ThickAsThieves not premined, just bought all up by MP ;)
14:02 asciilifeform note that it is not, in principle, impossible to pull it off
14:02 mircea_popescu i only bought like a dinner's worth
14:03 asciilifeform just that it would have to be done by someone other than wankers
14:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no. a war isn't decided by personal valor.
14:03 mircea_popescu a war is decided by which way the hills slope
14:03 pankkake botnets (except those with good enough gpus, I think there is one that was targetting gaymers) don't mine scrypt anymore, there are cpu-only coins for that
14:04 pankkake and those cpu coins are barely profitable unless you don't pay for electricity I think
14:04 asciilifeform pankkake: the ones i've seen most recently mine scrypt coins (the ones that are actually worth a little)
14:04 mircea_popescu pankkake was a link here coupla days ago bout some game site that got hussled by ny for 1mn over having made $3500 from exploiting user gpus
14:04 pankkake primecoin would be best, it has enough volume for a big botnet
14:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: if i recall, that was btc proper
14:07 asciilifeform hence the microscopic yield
14:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0737 = 0.3685 BTC [+]
14:09 mircea_popescu yea
14:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12288 @ 0.00086904 = 10.6788 BTC [+] {3}
14:10 asciilifeform i'm still waiting for 'slavecoin.' it would be the perfect 'gift from the gods' to the 'anyone with a computer Ought to Matter!' crowd.
14:10 mircea_popescu how so.
14:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.19376446 = 1.9376 BTC [+]
14:10 asciilifeform one meatbag, one hash per however-many seconds
14:10 Dimsler altcoins blow
14:10 Duffer1 commiecoin?
14:11 asciilifeform i can already see the chinese world of warcraft labour camps switching.
14:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you don't understand. the problem with those people is that they are in no way distinct.
14:11 Duffer1 satoshi's renamed to comrades
14:11 mircea_popescu as a side-effect of this sad state of affairs, no proof of work can be devised that'd allow them to hash.
14:12 mircea_popescu i call it the mp lemma of evil.
14:12 asciilifeform oh, they'll hash. just not the way they imagined
14:12 asciilifeform (hanging upside-down with arse tubes in a camp)
14:12 mircea_popescu nop[e, they won't.
14:12 mircea_popescu cheaper to use cows.
14:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.04800006 = 0.384 BTC [-] {3}
14:13 mircea_popescu there is literally no way in which one could design a pow based on "the people".
14:13 mircea_popescu the people can't hash.
14:13 asciilifeform not that this is a scenario that would actually play out. just pointing out what would happen if one were to actually devise a 'one man one hash' scheme
14:13 mircea_popescu oh. indeed so.
14:13 mircea_popescu not only it can't be done, or in other words we've just mathematically proven they're cattle
14:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 100 @ 0.0055 = 0.55 BTC
14:13 mircea_popescu but ironically this is to their own benefit.
14:14 asciilifeform as for it being more lucrative to keep and milk cows, this is so - and yet the world's largest distributed machine is hashing sha, not folding protein
14:14 asciilifeform so there could be a hope for slavecoin after all.
14:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1400 @ 0.00080284 = 1.124 BTC [-] {3}
14:15 topace [13:03:05] <benkay> havelock doesn't report tick direction to assbot?
14:15 topace [13:03:09] <benkay> lame.
14:15 topace the bot calculates the direction, it doesnt come from the feed
14:16 asciilifeform wonder if anybody's built one of those foolish 100%-premined alts, and passed out the coin via 'captcha' or somesuch.
14:16 asciilifeform good approx. of slavecoin.
14:18 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: we've just mathematically proven they're cattle << insult to cattle. who are delicious, well-manageable, and otherwise an asset.
14:18 mircea_popescu so are slaves.
14:18 asciilifeform well, 'pet' slaves (vs. the feral kind)
14:19 mircea_popescu a, no. pet slaves are actually quite competent, intellectually.
14:19 mircea_popescu it's so counterintuitive this whole thing
14:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 45 @ 0.0055 = 0.2475 BTC
14:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.00086982 = 6.0452 BTC [+] {3}
14:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 570 @ 0.0055 = 3.135 BTC
14:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.0055 = 0.1375 BTC
14:28 the20year I'll go crazy if i just sit here and keep watching the ticker
14:28 mircea_popescu omfg this thing is actually everything i hate. check this shit out :
14:28 mircea_popescu http://qzlife.tumblr.com/
14:28 ozbot Quartzlife
14:29 mircea_popescu bunch of hipster doofuses who imagine they're doing "a new kind of global business news outlet".
14:29 the20year oh joy
14:29 mircea_popescu holy shit on a stick, because hatguy and armpitbeard girl said so one day and drew some doodles on their starbucks napkins ?!
14:29 asciilifeform ycombinator?
14:30 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/431801125583339520 << that dork led me to it.
14:30 ozbot Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: @mims The research you've not ...
14:31 mircea_popescu "Quartz, Atlantic Media’s mobile-first business site, launched on Monday afternoon following much fanfare this summer."
14:31 Dimsler i don't know why you bother getting into pissing classes with the proliteriate
14:31 chipug mircea_popescu: no.... they have pot plants too
14:32 mircea_popescu (atlantic media being d g bradley's publishing empire of nothing in particular
14:32 chipug and clearly know how to instagram
14:32 Duffer1 plans to burn through investor money in 3 years then declare bankruptcy
14:32 mircea_popescu as you know the key people better than you know their supposed properties)
14:33 mircea_popescu Duffer1 nah, see, this is mostly a campaign financing darkpool thing.
14:33 mircea_popescu basically all those kids are either congressional aides, prostitutes or family.
14:34 Duffer1 so you're saying they're all congressional aides?
14:34 mircea_popescu essentially.
14:34 Duffer1 i see
14:34 asciilifeform whole civil service is this kind of darkpool
14:34 asciilifeform in the 19th c. u.s., this was open and explicit
14:34 asciilifeform (see: 'spoils system')
14:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 7 @ 0.19376446 = 1.3564 BTC [+]
14:35 mircea_popescu Dimsler the reason i get into pissing matches with the pro-illiterate is that i have a flow like a fire hydrand and their bosses are made of sugar.
14:36 Duffer1 i thought you were about to bust some rhymes :(
14:36 Duffer1 tell us about your flow homie
14:36 mircea_popescu http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0709/24618.html here, if anyone cares for some dirt.
14:36 ozbot David Bradley defends Atlantic Media's exclusive 'salons' - Michael Calderone - POLITICO.com
14:37 ThickAsThieves "full-throated defense" wtf
14:37 ThickAsThieves lol
14:37 mircea_popescu basically "we have to take corporate money for political functions because a) we like money and b) politicians gotta meet with the corporate ppls somewhere".
14:37 mircea_popescu seems logical.
14:38 pankkake http://qz.com/175045/why-are-obese-brazilians-getting-discounted-tickets-to-the-world-cup/ lol
14:38 ozbot Why are obese Brazilians getting discounted tickets to the World Cup? – Quartz
14:38 ThickAsThieves omg the site is left-aligned
14:38 ThickAsThieves murder them
14:38 pankkake that site is unusable
14:38 pankkake why can't we just have a page with one article in it and that's it
14:39 mircea_popescu pankkake because technology
14:39 ThickAsThieves if they could, most businesses would have every page on their home page
14:39 ThickAsThieves at the top
14:40 mircea_popescu hahaha
14:40 pankkake even ~4 years ago we had clients ask for a SPLASH PAGE
14:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 736 @ 0.00307895 = 2.2661 BTC [+] {3}
14:40 mircea_popescu were they in the business of selling pools ?
14:41 pankkake lol
14:42 ThickAsThieves this manifests in all those little floating boxes "You might also like!" "Sign up!", which used to be pop-ups
14:43 ThickAsThieves HeySteve needs to get out of Africa
14:44 mircea_popescu what, zaire. world famous potatoes
14:44 mircea_popescu or was that wisconsin
14:44 ThickAsThieves idaho
14:44 mircea_popescu no, i'm sure idaho was with the urinals
14:44 mircea_popescu no wait that's the french who did the cheese.
14:44 mircea_popescu so then... who are the dutch ?!
14:44 ThickAsThieves pointy feet
14:45 mircea_popescu best geography question of all time, "where's holland, what's the netherlands and wo are the dutch"
14:45 mircea_popescu bah i fucked it up
14:46 mircea_popescu "what's holland, where's the netherlands and who are the dutch"
14:47 ThickAsThieves answer = legal weed
14:47 truffles legalization takes foreeeever
14:47 kakobrekla dutch weed is illegal until it hits coffeshops
14:47 punkman1 the qz blog has a blog about itself? that's nice
14:48 kingofsports looking to buy $400 worth of BTC
14:48 kakobrekla prolly wrong chan to do that
14:49 ThickAsThieves do you accept BTC?
14:49 punkman1 you mean ATC
14:49 ThickAsThieves indeed
14:50 punkman1 can I solo-mine ATC?
14:50 deadweasel http://cryptotronix.com/products/hashlet/
14:50 ozbot Hashlet | Cryptotronix, LLC
14:50 ThickAsThieves yes
14:50 mircea_popescu punkman1 diff was like 60k
14:50 ThickAsThieves "SHA256 Authentication, hardware RNG, and protected key storage on an easy to mount board"
14:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 40 @ 0.0055 = 0.22 BTC {2}
14:50 mircea_popescu deadweasel yet another miner ? (yam)
14:50 mircea_popescu o look asciilifeform you've been beaten to market honey.
14:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 226 @ 0.00308 = 0.6961 BTC [+] {2}
14:51 truffles is that a play on technotronics hmm
14:51 punkman1 sha256 authentication?
14:52 deadweasel setech astronomy
14:52 punkman1 does it do HMAC or something then?
14:52 BingoBoingo punkman1: They heard a lot of crypto words and forgot to check definitions, functions, and definite functions
14:53 punkman1 BingoBoingo: sounds about right
14:53 asciilifeform where's the rng?
14:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12605 = 0.2521 BTC [-] {2}
14:54 asciilifeform ok we have the answer:
14:54 asciilifeform http://www.atmel.com/Images/Atmel-8740-CryptoAuth-ATSHA204-Datasheet.pdf
14:54 asciilifeform (i actually considered, and rejected, this part for the cardano key storage)
14:54 asciilifeform it has a (satanic) rng built in.
14:55 deadweasel the seed is always 666?
14:55 punkman1 just a breakout board for the atmel chip?
14:55 mircea_popescu just enough cryptography, the exact equivalent of just in time industrial processes.
14:55 asciilifeform apparently.
14:56 asciilifeform people should know that the idea of cryptographic hardware is not the least bit new.
14:56 asciilifeform but there are different ways to do it, and the differences matter.
14:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that said, some raspberry pi enhancing boards may be a good idea.
14:56 asciilifeform live by VLSI, die by VLSI.
14:57 mircea_popescu i suspect that thing is prolly here to stay
14:57 punkman1 there's a ton of raspberry pis
14:57 asciilifeform remove cardano i/o daughterboard, attach ras.pi or commodore 64 or whatever, you have a machine-controlled unit.
14:57 asciilifeform easy, with bare hands.
14:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [-]
14:58 mircea_popescu yeah, but these are enthusiasts we're discussing here.
14:58 BingoBoingo Rpi might actually be an interesting thing if maybe they would have went MIPS (or FPGA and pick a core of choice) and offered ECC Ram
14:58 asciilifeform ras.pi, for anyone who doesn't have one lying around, is a (relatively) cheap arm box.
14:58 mircea_popescu better ship a version w/o case and w/o daughterboard.
14:58 asciilifeform commonly sold at hobby electronics outfits
14:58 pankkake 1MPGRCrbib3aFGtTCLF5nADZcLEAgdTu7E just got 500000.00 ATC!
14:59 asciilifeform broadcom inc. tempted them with at-cost cpu offer
14:59 asciilifeform and so they went with an insultingly closed arch
14:59 asciilifeform (whole core runs closed-source blob at all times)
14:59 asciilifeform there are other pocket-sized arm/linux affairs, they cost a little bit more.
14:59 punkman1 http://www.coreboot.org/Supported_Motherboards#Devel.2FEval_Boards
14:59 ozbot Supported Motherboards - coreboot
14:59 asciilifeform coreboot is an x86 bios replacement
15:00 asciilifeform not really connected here
15:00 asciilifeform (formerly known as 'linuxbios')
15:00 punkman1 well tiny computers, open source, it's kinda connected
15:00 mircea_popescu yeah, but what i'm saying is : in this particular case probably cheaper and better for the free world to subvert than to replace
15:00 ThickAsThieves <pankkake> 1MPGRCrbib3aFGtTCLF5nADZcLEAgdTu7E just got 500000.00 ATC! I guess we need a blockexplorer too
15:00 asciilifeform most of the boards coreboot supports are full-size pc mobos
15:00 mircea_popescu hence the "give the kids strong crypto as an addon, let the broadcom blob eat its nails"
15:01 mircea_popescu pankkake cool.
15:01 pankkake ThickAsThieves: http://blockr.io/addcoin
15:01 mircea_popescu ;;later tell vexual did you end up paying mike_c his 1 atc ?
15:01 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:01 jespern mircea_popescu: do you stalk every new twitter follower? :)
15:01 asciilifeform i consider the 'host box doesn't know it has a crypto widget attached' an essential feature of cardano, but maybe that's just me.
15:01 the20year atc?
15:02 pankkake the20year: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=443108.0
15:02 mircea_popescu jespern no, but i have currently 3 people stalking my stalkers, and they're apparently real good at it.
15:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.0055 = 0.1375 BTC
15:02 asciilifeform but yes, the linked widget is just atmel's old crypto accelerator mounted on an adapter board: http://atmelcorporation.wordpress.com/2014/01/30/atmels-atsha204-helps-secure-the-bbb
15:03 mircea_popescu the difficulties of scaling. you end up overdeveloping some depts some of the time.
15:03 the20year is atc traded anywhere?
15:03 mike_c i believe you are in the atc-otc channel
15:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i wonder why they do things like this srsly. takes anyone five minutes to figure out WHY "we've been featured on atmel blog".
15:03 asciilifeform if anybody here has a box of ATSHA204 and an electron microscope, now's your hour!
15:04 Duffer1 the20year maybe Benny might want it added to Ciphertrade? :P
15:04 asciilifeform i actually first came across that atmel part when looking into commercial ICs having sha256
15:05 the20year lol i doubt it
15:05 asciilifeform in the early days of fpga mining
15:05 asciilifeform or maybe it was a previous atmel
15:05 asciilifeform same idea though
15:05 Duffer1 hehe
15:05 ThickAsThieves [15:05] <the20year> lol i doubt it --- I don't
15:06 kingofsports mircea_popescu how much have MPEX profited so far from that large option sale to you guys? have u guys closed it yet?
15:07 asciilifeform btw that part is mostly used 'for evil' (e.g. vendor-locked printer cartridges)
15:07 Duffer1 it was probably a heartstopping amount king
15:07 mircea_popescu kingofsports http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-02-2014#482905
15:07 Duffer1 i don't think i want to know exact numbers
15:07 ThickAsThieves In case anyone is interested: ASICMINER PT-Issued Shares Chart http://i.imgur.com/eqsvmcb.png
15:08 kingofsports wow so MPEX shareholders gonna make bank this month
15:08 mircea_popescu so far.
15:08 kingofsports how much did that user have to have on hold to cover the options he sold u guys?
15:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7070 @ 0.00086461 = 6.1128 BTC [-]
15:09 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=449354.0
15:09 ozbot MASSIVE options order on apex.co
15:09 mircea_popescu haha check it out, apex.
15:10 mircea_popescu KingCoin like .6 btc/contract or something
15:11 kingofsports BUGPOWDER!\
15:11 kingofsports long time no see
15:11 ThickAsThieves "I just read their FAQ which basically says to their customer base "idiots fuck off and die". "
15:11 chipug lol
15:11 Bugpowder So much for localbitcoins
15:11 Bugpowder http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/02/florida-targets-high-dollar-bitcoin-exchangers/
15:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02820003 = 0.1128 BTC [+]
15:11 Duffer1 so a noob gets it, but jimmothy is told it repeatedly in a months long thread and still doesn't seem to understand
15:12 mircea_popescu Duffer1 will, it's a wonderful thing.
15:12 mircea_popescu jespern how do you like -assets anyway.
15:12 ozbot Florida Targets High-Dollar Bitcoin Exchangers — Krebs on Security
15:13 mircea_popescu Bugpowder message seems to be more along the lines of a shakedown than anything
15:13 mircea_popescu "get in bed with a local politico now!"
15:13 asciilifeform still don't understand why a fellow buying/selling stolen card #s needs to meet anyone in person.
15:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.13 BTC [+]
15:14 kingofsports @bugpowder u looking to sell any coins? remember when they were $100 a pop ;)
15:14 asciilifeform btc, pgp, card stripe writer.
15:15 Bugpowder I only buy, never sell
15:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform when you're done with that, you can work on explaining why the secret ruler of a self-proclaimed drug marketplace which can't sell drugs has to order "hits" over unknown derps it can't verify got killed.
15:15 Bugpowder " Those same documents show that the undercover agent told Reid he wanted to use the Bitcoins to buy credit cards stolen in the Target breach.”
15:16 asciilifeform aha he wanted to convert bag of cash to btc.
15:16 mircea_popescu or, alternatively, why twenny something businessmen have to document their reefer purchases in writing for the benefit of ulterior prosecution
15:16 mircea_popescu or other things.
15:17 Bugpowder oh man the short puts guy is getting reaming
15:17 Bugpowder reamed
15:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: or why dpr ever had to see, touch, or smell the wares personally
15:17 mircea_popescu it's in pretty deep so far.
15:17 Bugpowder down 3800BTC...
15:17 kingofsports when is MPEX going to close the options mircea?
15:17 kingofsports or do u guys just let it ride
15:17 ThickAsThieves when it reaches collateral?
15:18 mircea_popescu well it's definitely not closing while the spot is below 24h ago spot
15:18 asciilifeform incidentally, we cannot possibly know what parts of the dpr story are fictional
15:18 asciilifeform could be all of it
15:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no, some parts we can know.
15:18 mircea_popescu granted, that doesn't actually cover the entire hitman lulz.
15:20 ThickAsThieves "A top market overseer called for a sweeping review of computer-driven securities markets Thursday, saying regulators should focus on “points of failure” such as computerized links between stock exchanges and so-called mini-flash crashes in stocks."
15:23 benkay next they'll be telling us what the real value of pepsi stock is in dollars, and how many dollars can buy a btc.
15:23 ThickAsThieves in case anyone cares, this was the blog Deprived was working on: http://bittopic.com/
15:23 ThickAsThieves i guess he's a runner
15:26 Bugpowder Never trust anyone that doesn't hang out in bitcoin-assets
15:27 chipug have any of you used fb ads before?
15:28 chipug wondering efficacy
15:28 mircea_popescu sucks, because he was promising.
15:29 mircea_popescu chipug you still trying to promote a website chat thing ?
15:29 mike_c chipug: depends what you want.
15:29 mike_c traffic, it works. sales, it does not.
15:29 chipug yep mircea_popescu kind of last stab
15:29 chipug mike_c: I'm just wanting clicks to the site, so maybe it will be ok
15:30 benkay if you have the right biz, chipug it works well.
15:30 Bugpowder yeah, deprived was smart.
15:30 mircea_popescu chipug listen hon, you're wasting your time doing something we know is stupid.
15:30 mircea_popescu waste your time doing something we don't know is stupid yet.
15:30 Bugpowder did he bail because he couldn't cover a difficulty move/
15:30 Bugpowder ?
15:30 benkay amigo of mine runs a small game studio. they outlay 10k/mo on fb ads and do quite well for themselves.
15:30 mike_c chipug: what are you working on? link?
15:30 chipug why is it stupid though?
15:31 benkay of course your customers are old women.
15:31 chipug https://loquacious.cc mike_c we took away rewards and made it not btc so it died when the beggars left
15:31 ozbot Loquacious - web based water cooler
15:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6744 @ 0.00086954 = 5.8642 BTC [+]
15:32 benkay 'cause irc
15:32 mircea_popescu chipug well, you never answered me a few days ago when i asked you how you expect it to compete with irc.
15:32 mircea_popescu so how do you ?
15:32 mike_c make it a plugin like disqus (without the suck)
15:33 mike_c then it's a better troll-box
15:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8206 @ 0.00087001 = 7.1393 BTC [+] {2}
15:34 jborkl webirc is the best trollbox for irc
15:34 chipug mircea_popescu: little quirks, like smilies and you can take a web cam picture in-chat. +1s for comments you like, you can tip credits. buy colours badges, have an avatar, friends list
15:34 ThickAsThieves <Bugpowder> did he bail because he couldn't cover a difficulty move --- nah, he either bailed because btc went to $1k and he said ah fuckit, or because he realized that the ciphertrade scam would make his bonds unredeemable
15:34 jborkl webirc and vpn you can troll the shit out of people
15:34 mircea_popescu chipug so it's going to beat irc by being facebook ?
15:34 ThickAsThieves he used shareholder reserves to buy cipherbonds
15:34 chipug i feel like the fussy parts of irc are taken away with the bits people like still left in, if that makes sense
15:34 ThickAsThieves which i voted against
15:35 chipug maybe somewhere in between mircea_popescu?
15:35 Bugpowder cipherbonds?????
15:35 Bugpowder wtf is this shit?
15:35 ThickAsThieves on BTCT
15:35 mircea_popescu chipug but that's not how business works.
15:35 ThickAsThieves ciphermine issued bonds
15:35 ThickAsThieves perpetual, payout based on USD
15:35 mircea_popescu Bugpowder he likely got depressed over his association with the weirdo transsexual nut.
15:35 chipug not to beat irc mircea_popescu just catch the ones that can't be arsed with irc perhaps
15:36 ThickAsThieves maybe he got sent to rehab / AA
15:36 ThickAsThieves dude was def a drinker
15:36 mircea_popescu hm.
15:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00532 = 0.532 BTC [-]
15:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51989996 BTC [-]
15:36 jborkl <mircea_popescu> Bugpowder he likely got depressed over his association with the weirdo transsexual nut <<<Usagi??
15:36 mircea_popescu that's explain why he kept pissing off mpoe-pr then
15:36 mircea_popescu jborkl nono, the kate guy.
15:36 jborkl oh so there were two
15:36 pankkake well, he associated with usagi too
15:36 ThickAsThieves yep
15:36 Duffer1 kate guy?
15:37 Duffer1 is that a dude?
15:37 Bugpowder Why would anyone with a brain go long perpetual bonds. Those are only profitable if you short them, as a rule
15:37 Bugpowder well, I missed a lot of stupid it seemse
15:37 Bugpowder unsuprisingly.
15:37 ThickAsThieves [15:37] <Duffer1> is that a dude? Kate is Craig
15:37 mircea_popescu pankkake i dunno his "association" with usagi was to his detriment.
15:37 Duffer1 he was on the advisory board for Ciphertrade before he disappeared, might have something to do with his decission regarding bonds
15:37 Duffer1 ffs spelling today >.<
15:38 mircea_popescu guy just used to follow princess around and poke holes in his posts. was lulzy.
15:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 127 @ 0.00079 = 0.1003 BTC [-]
15:38 ThickAsThieves guy, his, what does it all mean?!
15:39 Duffer1 fascinating
15:39 Duffer1 TaT do you have any plans to issue anything on Ciphertrade?
15:39 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: http://grantland.com/features/a-mysterious-physicist-golf-club-dr-v/
15:39 kakobrekla 21:37.36 ( ThickAsThieves ) [15:37] <Duffer1> is that a dude? Kate is Craig < what??
15:40 ThickAsThieves <Duffer1> TaT do you have any plans to issue anything on Ciphertrade? --- no, i do no
15:40 ThickAsThieves t
15:40 ThickAsThieves kakobrekla you didnt know?
15:40 kakobrekla who or what is craig
15:40 ThickAsThieves Kate's original name
15:40 ThickAsThieves her man name\
15:41 ThickAsThieves her slave name
15:41 ThickAsThieves i dunno what the y call it
15:41 kakobrekla so that avatar is chick with dick?
15:41 ThickAsThieves yes
15:41 ThickAsThieves no joke
15:41 kakobrekla cool.
15:41 Bugpowder Don't tell me Dr. V is involved with bitcoin.
15:41 mircea_popescu chipug don't get me wrong, i understand you want to do something, and it's commendable and everything. just, atm, you're in the position of someone throwing themselves into a woodchipper.
15:41 BingoBoingo Bugpowder: Can't be unless cadavers can bitcoin
15:41 ThickAsThieves https://www.google.com/search?q=kate+craig+wood&oq=kate+craig+wood&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.4346j0j7&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8 don't fap now!
15:42 mircea_popescu stop wasting your meager resources on boneheaded stuff like facebook campaigns that will never see a roi
15:42 Bugpowder nsfw
15:42 pankkake she doesn't have a dick anymore, so no
15:42 Bugpowder not clicking
15:42 pankkake http://iwanttobeagirl.org/
15:42 mod6 yikes
15:42 ThickAsThieves she got fat http://www.flickr.com/photos/88155302@N08/8549055276/
15:42 ozbot I WANT TO BE A GIRL : Help for young transexuals / transsexual children / kid
15:43 mircea_popescu yeah, only about 60% of all kids want to be the other kind. sites like that are fucking abuse.
15:43 jborkl so that blond is a dude? I am confused as I missed some relevant parts of this conv
15:43 ThickAsThieves facebook ads are the worst performance of like all options, other than for some very specific uses
15:43 mircea_popescu showing a six year old girl DP and horse on girl action is fine, showing her pages about "support for her elbow-kissing" bs is criminal.
15:43 ThickAsThieves yes the blonde is a dude
15:43 ThickAsThieves the person running ciphereverything
15:44 kakobrekla http://kate.craig-wood.com/
15:44 ozbot Female Entrepreneur, Technology Speaker & Green IT Expert - Kate Craig-Wood
15:44 kakobrekla amazing
15:44 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
15:44 jborkl I wonder if he sold his dick to China when they cut it off
15:44 kakobrekla fail as male, lets try female, its easier
15:44 ThickAsThieves she took scamming to a whole new level i guess
15:45 mircea_popescu kakobrekla except it's only easier if you have big natural tits.
15:45 kakobrekla less competition
15:45 kakobrekla put female in front of everything you do
15:45 kakobrekla and suddenly you are cream of the crop
15:45 mircea_popescu i do that with "Romanian" already.
15:45 kakobrekla hehehe
15:46 mircea_popescu "I am very active within the UK high-tech sector and was recently ranked the 20th most influential person in British ICT by in Computer Weekly's UKtech50. "
15:46 mircea_popescu i guess that goes to show just how relevant these things are.
15:46 ThickAsThieves Altcoin has a pool! https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=443108.msg5004540#msg5004540
15:46 Duffer1 "First woman to tandem skydive past Everest"
15:47 mircea_popescu whoa.
15:47 pankkake omgizz!
15:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.0055 = 0.1375 BTC
15:47 jborkl what is difficulty anyway Tat?
15:47 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves this is so fucking ridiculous, do you know how much dough keiser spent to get his pool ?
15:47 mircea_popescu roflmao
15:47 ThickAsThieves yknow it's much more gratifying for Altcoin to get all these pieces separately
15:48 Duffer1 i think he payed for 2 pools
15:48 ThickAsThieves than to have made some mega effort to unleash 30 parts at once
15:48 Duffer1 neither were ready at launch of his coin
15:48 mircea_popescu kakobrekla don't we can has email of blockr.io say them add atc ?
15:48 Duffer1 lul
15:48 mircea_popescu Duffer1 you've been paying attention.
15:48 jborkl people pay for pools to be made, hmm
15:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 265 @ 0.0055 = 1.4575 BTC {2}
15:48 Duffer1 i don't do much else these days
15:48 mircea_popescu jborkl was like 60k
15:49 jborkl what the fuck? why didnt you send him my way
15:49 Duffer1 though i don't know how i missed kates missing dick, that was a surprise
15:49 pankkake jborkl: they pay for everything. pools, exchanges, explorers
15:49 mircea_popescu jborkl haha he didn't ask me lol
15:49 pankkake it's a whole scamconomy
15:49 jborkl damnit, I can make one in 5 minutes now
15:49 mircea_popescu if he asked me i'd have pointed him your way resulting in him having a working pool for a fraction of the cost in time
15:49 ThickAsThieves so make one!
15:50 ThickAsThieves for ATC
15:50 Duffer1 he's probably made more than that back
15:50 jborkl I already have
15:50 ThickAsThieves oh
15:50 mircea_popescu HOWEVER also resulting in him not being Max Fuckwit anymore
15:50 jborkl oh not for atc
15:50 mircea_popescu and for some people, identity is very important.
15:50 Duffer1 1900btc trade volum on maxcoin on mcxnow since yesterday >.<
15:50 mircea_popescu Duffer1 made jack shit. doge hasn't seen green and now it never will.
15:50 mircea_popescu maxcoin seeing green is like making diamonds in the desert by jumping up and donw
15:51 ThickAsThieves the maxcoin event was so hideous to me
15:51 mircea_popescu not only that's not enough pressure, but moreover diamonds are made of carbon not silica
15:51 ThickAsThieves i dunno if that makes me a hypocrite
15:51 ThickAsThieves but i dont think so
15:51 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves there's a difference between a retarded man dressing in a clown suit as his business outfit
15:51 Duffer1 there's an argument for your legit experiment vs his outright scam
15:51 mircea_popescu and a sane man dressing in a clown outfit to scare the shit out of everyone at the office one day
15:52 jborkl what is your coin again Tat?
15:52 Duffer1 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=443108.0
15:52 ozbot [SHA256] Altcoin
15:54 KRS-One Invest today.
15:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.0008702 = 6.0479 BTC [+]
15:56 mircea_popescu sooo, who wants some altcoins ?
15:56 Duffer1 <--
15:56 mircea_popescu pankkake be so kind send Duffer1 1337 ATC when you have a moment.
15:57 BingoBoingo I dunno who doesn' want altcoins
15:57 pankkake post address
15:57 mircea_popescu pankkake be so kind send BingoBoingo 1337 ATC when you have a moment.
15:57 jborkl what is a addnode for alt
15:57 BingoBoingo 1N2vdbBpvhmeAELqCdWYWcLo5rxnBsZ2zo
15:57 Duffer1 make it raIn Pappascu
15:57 mircea_popescu jborkl see that thread.
15:57 Duffer1 :P
15:57 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=443108.300
15:57 jborkl oh ok
15:58 KRS-One Where will this coin be traded? Curious to see the valuation
15:58 mircea_popescu KRS-One see that thread :D
15:58 KRS-One mk
15:58 mircea_popescu so far it's about on par with doge. maybe a little more.
15:58 KRS-One lol
15:58 pankkake if you use the open source version, you don't need addnodes
15:58 mod6 I'll have to try to pick up some of those ATC's later. (don't have my pub addr handy atm)
15:58 ThickAsThieves i'd like some, but i dont even have a awallet yet
15:58 KRS-One now i want to know when is the pump
15:58 Duffer1 neither do i >.<
15:58 ThickAsThieves i dont wanna run that coingen exe
15:58 mod6 tried to solo-mine (cpu) some about a week ago, unsuccessfully. might just have to buy some.
15:58 ThickAsThieves :X
15:59 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves you still don't have any ?
15:59 ThickAsThieves nope
15:59 mircea_popescu lmao
15:59 ThickAsThieves never even loaded the app
15:59 mod6 wat
15:59 asciilifeform what's the plan? dump when moon is full?
15:59 mircea_popescu such a hypocrite srsly.
15:59 ThickAsThieves lol
15:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform there is no plan
16:00 ThickAsThieves we need win/linux packages of it
16:00 BingoBoingo Oh thank you. I hope there is nevar and Altcoin pump. I don't want to be tempted to split such a nice round number.
16:00 ThickAsThieves of the pankkake strain of it
16:00 mod6 im running it on linux...
16:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00532 = 0.1436 BTC [-]
16:00 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo who would pump such a thing, srsly.
16:00 mod6 64 bit
16:00 chipug sorry for delayed repsonse, been cooking. a woodchipper mircea? you think i'm fighting a losing battle just because where site came from originally? i don't want to do nothing.. i'm not so good at giving up. thanks for your thoughts guys by the way, much appreciated
16:00 mod6 am I missing something?
16:01 mircea_popescu chipug not what i said woman. you gotta read what i say not just replace it with what you've heard people say.
16:01 benkay i'll take some alt.
16:01 mircea_popescu benkay don't ask to ask, addy to ask.
16:01 benkay would you be so kind as to run my alt-books as well, pankkake?
16:02 mircea_popescu aaaa-hahaha.
16:02 pankkake eh…
16:02 mircea_popescu you're not getting an alt unless you run a wallet.
16:02 pankkake well you don't need to actually run the wallet
16:02 mircea_popescu what is this, metameta ?!
16:02 asciilifeform what's the addr algo for 'altcoin' ?
16:02 pankkake just use vanitygen
16:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform im pretty sure it's exact copy of btc
16:02 pankkake version number is same as btc
16:02 pankkake so I can actually send to your bitcoin addresses in altcoin
16:02 pankkake magic!
16:03 mircea_popescu chipug you don't have an angle. as a small entity with little money you need a god damned good angle. otherwise, what you're trying to do, compete on execution,... you'll get crushed by the larger entities. see ?
16:03 jborkl the addnode you put up pankkake is not working
16:03 mircea_popescu pankkake ya but then you're stuck having to export addies.
16:03 benkay come on pankkake. alt-coin broker to the stars.
16:03 jborkl 188.165.216.59
16:03 Bugpowder Holy shit, second market bought 5870BTC on Wednesday.
16:03 pankkake jborkl: what's happenining? because it's one of my servers
16:03 Bugpowder https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=337486.0
16:03 jborkl wait it finally hooked up
16:03 ozbot SecondMarket Bitcoin Investment Trust Observer
16:03 mircea_popescu Bugpowder isn't this instructive as to their relative unimportance ? would you say ?
16:04 Duffer1 they plan to create an exchange
16:04 asciilifeform 1snsaCCwLsKjuUqfjK7qat696P5xYCoYn
16:04 jborkl just trying to dl the blockchain for it
16:04 mircea_popescu ahaha
16:04 Duffer1 nice
16:04 mircea_popescu pankkake 1snsaCCwLsKjuUqfjK7qat696P5xYCoYn << 1337 svp
16:04 mod6 ThickAsThieves: did you ever hear back from BlueMatt about the source?
16:04 Bugpowder They are about as important a big early adopter
16:05 Bugpowder 80,000BTC holders have some clout
16:05 mircea_popescu Bugpowder they deployed 6mn in capital, took it in the teeth for 10% the next day. sounds kinda chump-y.
16:05 KRS-One U can try to get a hold of Fontas. Behold: Teh FONTAS pump.
16:06 Bugpowder long time horizon, can't time the market. Just buy as the money comes in.
16:06 mircea_popescu yeah well.
16:06 Bugpowder people that use them are chumpy
16:06 mircea_popescu clout usually is about shorter timespans than "eventually".
16:06 Bugpowder Do we know what they PAID for those coins?
16:06 mircea_popescu Bugpowder so then there we go, 80k btc holders in 500 different hands are... well... what they are.
16:07 mircea_popescu im sure they didn't get them for ALT.
16:07 Bugpowder maybe they got them below market
16:07 mircea_popescu for that token, maybe they got them 15% over spot.
16:07 KRS-One http://www.livememe.com/ddtoo75
16:07 ozbot livememe.com - chikun
16:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.13499792 = 0.675 BTC [+] {2}
16:12 BingoBoingo ;;nethash Altcoin
16:12 gribble (nethash takes no arguments) -- Shows the current estimate for total network hash rate, in Ghps.
16:13 mircea_popescu mod6 afaik he finally did get the sauce.
16:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04556002 = 0.2278 BTC [-] {2}
16:15 mod6 ahh, ok cool.
16:16 mod6 should link that on the homepage, ThickAsThieves
16:16 jborkl I put a stratum pool on it
16:16 jborkl hehe blow up diff
16:16 jborkl 62.7 not for long
16:17 mircea_popescu this should be interesting.
16:18 mircea_popescu i suppose if "the core dev" power-rangers fuck up too badly we can just move on to atc and be all liek... whatever.
16:19 ThickAsThieves i got one! 17dXWwn7hcTtSQpBptXaoRWuR6SPETst2U
16:19 KRS-One i guess i can set up my asics to mine directly
16:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00086806 = 7.0313 BTC [-]
16:20 ThickAsThieves <mod6> should link that on the homepage, ThickAsThieves -- i will this weekend, gotta go
16:21 ThickAsThieves http://www.coindesk.com/secondmarket-takes-first-step-to-becoming-us-exchange-with-new-seller-service/
16:21 mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrnyzKyxE1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg
16:22 mod6 ThickAsThieves: aight thanks man
16:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5075 @ 0.00086972 = 4.4138 BTC [+] {2}
16:25 chipug mircea_popescu: lol @ the seated lassie's expression
16:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8125 @ 0.00087096 = 7.0766 BTC [+] {2}
16:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC
16:31 deadweasel http://www.itnews.com.au/News/371774,russia-bans-bitcoin.aspx ?
16:31 ozbot Russia bans Bitcoin - Finance - Business - News - iTnews.com.au
16:31 asciilifeform deadweasel: old news
16:34 KRS-One .bait
16:34 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cf5c46475d4f71bcdc2f4d2388ed299/tumblr_mi46cf9pOw1s03awmo1_1280.jpg
16:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 39 @ 0.0055 = 0.2145 BTC
16:35 KRS-One ATC needs an official .bait
16:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00086687 = 8.1486 BTC [-]
16:37 pankkake http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/alt-girl
16:37 ozbot alt girl on Tumblr
16:37 mircea_popescu lol
16:38 pankkake https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/7f9c7b26a052d67986aa1b017ce422be/tumblr_mmvx2akUip1rh8rhuo1_500.jpg
16:38 mircea_popescu basically tattoos only work on white chicks of that particular complexion
16:39 pankkake I have a hard time with colored tattoos
16:39 asciilifeform wonder if anyone makes a tattoo printer.
16:39 asciilifeform dot-matrix style
16:39 mircea_popescu give it that nice limoges look
16:39 asciilifeform (can't help but think of Kafka's 'The Penal Colony')
16:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it would probably need a full body scanner tho
16:40 asciilifeform (the man invented the dot-matrix printer! seriously.)
16:41 Bugpowder looks like my ex with smaller tatas
16:41 asciilifeform doesn't have to be full body - can run it over skin, like a shaver.
16:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you ever had one of those hand-held scanners ?
16:42 asciilifeform yes
16:42 mircea_popescu they SUCKED
16:42 asciilifeform they sure did.
16:42 mircea_popescu so no, no run it over skin like a shaver. please no.
16:42 asciilifeform newer ones with an optical mouse-style sensor instead of the wheels almost work.
16:42 jborkl Tat, regular stratum runs against it but- mining.submit must be different. You will need to ask
16:42 mircea_popescu dumbass teenyboppers of 2020 will do it and if they do i will hunt you down
16:42 asciilifeform (optical mouse scans skin just fine, try it)
16:43 asciilifeform http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/other/moodinq_main_zoom.jpg
16:43 asciilifeform fake?
16:43 Bugpowder re: second market exchange : i guess they need a way to start liquidating ?
16:43 asciilifeform http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/moodinq-tattoo.shtml
16:43 ozbot ThinkGeek :: moodINQ - Programmable Tattoo System
16:43 asciilifeform ok fake. but exactly what i imagined.
16:43 mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo840RqwH1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg << never sit in a club queue again
16:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i would think so.
16:44 pankkake oh, I like that one
16:44 pankkake if only pic was bigger :(
16:44 mircea_popescu "for illustrative purposes only"
16:44 pankkake https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/c97b56d35fdddb6a7ce002dddd2e94e7/tumblr_mg3p7bFur41rmcr76o1_1280.jpg
16:45 mircea_popescu http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdo88qoXHz1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg << and this'd be the real problem with boobjobs.
16:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
16:45 asciilifeform http://techtripper.com/a-tattoo-making-robot-that-etches-your-forearm-with-a-religion-of-its-own-choice/
16:45 ozbot A tattoo making robot that etches your forearm with a religion of its own choice | TechTripper
16:46 asciilifeform cat pgp.pl > /dev/tattoo
16:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ok, that may work, but...
16:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1349999 BTC [+]
16:46 mircea_popescu " Tattoos made by the robot cannot be compared with handmade tattoos and the device would need more advanced mechanism to imitate the behavior of artists who hold the skin tight to engrave tattoos."
16:47 mircea_popescu now this at least has good spatial controls. the razor thing... heh
16:47 BingoBoingo ;;ident BingoBoingo
16:47 gribble Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is not identified.
16:47 Duffer1 what's Altcoins vanitygen -x value?
16:47 Duffer1 0?
16:48 BingoBoingo ;;ident BingoBoingo
16:48 gribble Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
16:48 asciilifeform can we get altc addrs in those?
16:48 BingoBoingo WTB: 30,000 Altcoins @150 satoshis per
16:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51 BTC [-]
16:49 Duffer1 is your snsa address not a altcoin address?
16:49 asciilifeform shat out by vanitygen, so, it is.
16:50 mircea_popescu usure ?
16:50 BingoBoingo I've got to take my Altcoin balance from 1337 to 31337
16:50 Duffer1 i don't know enough about the process involved to know if it's generating a Altcoin compatible address
16:51 Duffer1 i really don't want to run the exe hehe
16:51 mircea_popescu prolly smart.
16:51 asciilifeform if lifted from classic btc, it's compatible.
16:52 mod6 yeah, i cringe at running pre-compiled binaries.
16:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 5000 @ 0.00062099 = 3.105 BTC [-]
16:52 asciilifeform i'm still waiting for the first directly trojaned altcoin.
16:52 mike_c did i miss the l33t giveaway? i'd like to hoard some more atc at 1NUNo4rF9a5gehszwSu8W7uMGaJs4Ee2dX
16:52 mircea_popescu it happened afaik
16:52 mod6 but was excited enough to try it out to see if I could get a solo-block. didn't happen. lol
16:53 mircea_popescu mike_c it's for ppl who has none! i'm not sending tat any either
16:53 mike_c aww
16:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 4350 @ 0.000621 = 2.7014 BTC [+]
16:53 asciilifeform trojaned in the 'magic block sets up the bomb' style
16:53 mircea_popescu let him be destitute in the land he helped create.
16:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform iirc it was just some random crapware bundled with the wallet
16:54 asciilifeform ah that's lame. should be diddled in a way that survives recompile.
16:54 asciilifeform UCC-style.
16:54 mircea_popescu you keep thinking you're in this parallel universe where people like... put effort into what they do and whatnot.
16:54 asciilifeform i sorta live there
16:54 mircea_popescu sprezzatura, read up on it.
16:55 mircea_popescu the bug that ruined five empires
16:55 BingoBoingo http://valleywag.gawker.com/this-man-is-representing-aol-on-live-television-1518467796/@sarah-hedgecock
16:55 assbot 123!
16:55 ozbot This Man Is Representing AOL on Live Television
16:55 mircea_popescu waitwait. hedge c0k ?!
16:56 BingoBoingo Looks like it, gotta hedge those c0k values
16:56 mircea_popescu over 9000 c0x hedged so far
16:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 90 @ 0.003081 = 0.2773 BTC [+]
16:56 BingoBoingo c0k futures are even more precarious than difficulty futures
16:56 asciilifeform 'for every smart orifice,' there's a spiked hedge-c0k...
16:58 BingoBoingo I wonder if that futurist is Vexual?
16:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.13499999 BTC [+]
17:00 pankkake Duffer1: the default one, don't touch it and you'll get an alc address
17:00 Duffer1 kk
17:01 mircea_popescu o it's alc now ?
17:01 mircea_popescu alt atc not confusing enough ?
17:01 mircea_popescu ima call them qoq
17:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 300 @ 0.0055 = 1.65 BTC
17:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
17:02 BingoBoingo Imma still looking for 30K QOQ @150 satoshi so my wallet can be 31337
17:03 ThickAsThieves "alters" sounds okay verbally for satoshis, or maybe we just call them alms
17:03 ThickAsThieves <jborkl> Tat, regular stratum runs against it but- mining.submit must be different. You will need to ask --- ask what now?
17:03 ThickAsThieves <mircea_popescu> mike_c it's for ppl who has none! i'm not sending tat any either --- you mutha!
17:03 jborkl give me aa few minutes I and changing some stuff and see if it works
17:04 mike_c we're out in the cold
17:04 mike_c me with 1, you with 0 :)
17:04 mircea_popescu suffar yo
17:04 mircea_popescu mike_c i thought you were mining ?
17:04 ThickAsThieves you know whatd be funny, i make a deal with ASICMINER to buy hashes and point them at it
17:05 mircea_popescu what'd a block cost ftr ?
17:05 mike_c i gave it a half-hearted attempt the other day, but i don't have a good gpu for it.
17:05 ThickAsThieves block cost? reward is 512
17:05 mircea_popescu mike_c ok if you honeslty have none you can get a 1336 set then you can be leet too
17:05 mike_c but, for the lulz: WTB: 30,000 ATC at 151 satoshis
17:05 mircea_popescu ;;genrate 1000 60000
17:05 gribble The expected generation output, at 1000.0 Mhps, given difficulty of 60000.0, is 8.38177527385 BTC per day and 0.34924063641 BTC per hour.
17:06 Duffer1 pankakke 1DuffFBtKvCzEbp2bG93XViW2ESgwRh6M9
17:06 ThickAsThieves expensive
17:06 mircea_popescu sooo... 1 ghps would make .35 atc per hour ?
17:06 mircea_popescu what's a ghps sell for ?
17:06 ThickAsThieves no idea
17:06 mike_c ;;calc 30000 * 0.00000151
17:06 gribble 0.0453
17:07 ThickAsThieves 1.6ghs for $60 on amazon
17:07 mircea_popescu 1 hr ?
17:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1050 @ 0.00086687 = 0.9102 BTC [-]
17:07 mike_c ;;calc 0.0453 * [ticker --last]
17:07 gribble 32.848557063
17:07 ThickAsThieves i mean a miner
17:07 ThickAsThieves sry
17:07 jborkl Attempting block submit
17:07 jborkl Block result: {
17:07 jborkl "id": "-1451344613",
17:07 jborkl "result": "rejected",
17:07 jborkl "error": null
17:08 pankkake Duffer1: sent. "Duff" :)
17:08 mircea_popescu a
17:08 jborkl }
17:08 ThickAsThieves no one rents by the hour
17:08 Duffer1 thanks MP :)
17:08 mircea_popescu yee.
17:08 ThickAsThieves well maybe botnets
17:08 mircea_popescu mike_c srlsy, paste an addy
17:08 mike_c 1NUNo4rF9a5gehszwSu8W7uMGaJs4Ee2dX
17:09 mircea_popescu pankkake 1336 there pls.
17:09 pankkake lol
17:09 mike_c and no, i did not vanity gen a "nun" address
17:09 jborkl the version must have a slightly different submit, so stratum would have to be changed to submit correctly- if you could what they changed you will need to know
17:09 jborkl ask
17:09 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves yeah you gotta ask!
17:09 ThickAsThieves i dont even know how to download the block source
17:09 mircea_popescu stratum pool = big deal.
17:09 ThickAsThieves fuck this shit
17:09 ThickAsThieves hehe
17:10 jborkl quitting already? ??
17:10 mircea_popescu lmao this cryptocoin project has like a 12 yo founder and what is this!
17:10 pankkake to be a true altcoin you have to not understand what you are doing
17:10 ThickAsThieves it should just work outta the box
17:10 mircea_popescu yeah like crypto-cereal decoding cockrings
17:11 mircea_popescu or w/e.
17:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00086687 = 2.9474 BTC [-]
17:11 pankkake I hope http://coinminer.net:19982/static/ actually works
17:11 mircea_popescu http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfp7olGMw1ru15g3o1_500.jpg << is this hitch-cock ?
17:12 ThickAsThieves i'll just get some when it's listed somewhere, online wallets are the best wallets right?
17:12 pankkake his nose is happy to see her
17:12 jborkl running stratum against say terracoin is exactly the same as bitcoin - hell all you do is change the payout addy and port, something is slightly different
17:12 mircea_popescu someone should vanitygen a 1am12andwhatisthis addy for you
17:19 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: That would be easy to do in Failcoin, the MD4 mined one where private key is the last 4 characters of the address.
17:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8551 @ 0.00087114 = 7.4491 BTC [+]
17:25 Duffer1 http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-07/4th-financial-services-executive-found-dead-self-inflicted-nail-gun-wounds
17:26 ozbot 4th Financial Services Executive Found Dead; "From Self-Inflicted Nail-Gun Wounds" | Zero Hedge
17:26 mircea_popescu that's a shitty way to die
17:26 mircea_popescu can't these people even afford rope anymore ?!
17:26 BingoBoingo What's with this nailgun suicide thing. It's like people setting themselves up to fail.
17:27 pankkake nail gun?! ouch
17:28 mircea_popescu course the only reporting venues are zero hedge and... max keiser.
17:28 mircea_popescu wtf is this.
17:28 BingoBoingo Maybe by financial services executive they mean Phone center pit boss?
17:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9250 @ 0.00086666 = 8.0166 BTC [-] {2}
17:29 mircea_popescu this seems somewhat of a "War on Xmas" narrative.
17:29 mircea_popescu "The founder and CEO of American Title Services in Centennial was found dead in his home this week, the result of self-inflicted wounds from a nail gun, according to the Arapahoe County coroner."
17:30 mircea_popescu people commit suicides, to the tune of 100 or so a day in the us.
17:30 ThickAsThieves the golden gate bridge is riddled with it
17:30 ThickAsThieves they have a suicide phone
17:30 mircea_popescu if you comb it loose enough about 1 in 100 people could be said to work in "financial services"
17:30 BingoBoingo That low? I'd imagine the number to be higher.
17:30 chipug are they hoping blood loss will be that slow, they are found in time perhaps?
17:30 ThickAsThieves and a watchman
17:31 BingoBoingo chipug: Seems to be the only reason to use a nailgun in the US where more efficient tools are readily available. (i.e. Kurt Cobain, Ernest Hemmingway)
17:31 mircea_popescu but i mean for crying out loud, "american title services" thing was a small... title services company.
17:31 ThickAsThieves they just dont have real guns
17:31 mircea_popescu what the fuck.
17:31 Duffer1 ya MP i can't tell if they're trying to find a patter in the sand here, or if there actually is a pattern
17:31 Duffer1 pattern
17:32 ThickAsThieves maybe he made a buncha families lose their homes
17:32 mircea_popescu "They said Talley died from seven or eight self-inflicted wounds from a nail gun fired into his torso and head."
17:32 mircea_popescu for the love of christ.
17:32 Duffer1 o.o
17:32 mircea_popescu who ever heard of the 8 shot suicide even !?
17:33 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: But in the US a 12 gauge shotgun and a copy of Grey's Anatomy so you can find the brainstem together costs even with the downturn, maybe 0.125 btc?
17:33 ThickAsThieves maybe it was implusive
17:33 ThickAsThieves i dunno
17:33 ThickAsThieves i couldnt do it
17:36 ThickAsThieves http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2014/02/07/alleged-silk-road-creator-ross-ulbricht-pleads-not-guilty-on-all-charges/
17:36 ozbot Alleged Silk Road Creator Ross Ulbricht Pleads Not Guilty On All Charges - Forbes
17:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9326 @ 0.00087134 = 8.1261 BTC [+] {2}
17:36 ThickAsThieves In the arraignment, prosecutors said that they have between eight and ten terabytes of evidence that they plan to share with the defense
17:36 mircea_popescu uh. this doesn't sound good for the prosecution at all.
17:37 Duffer1 yea hehe
17:37 mircea_popescu anyway, good for him.
17:37 mircea_popescu hopefully shrem gets the balls together to do the same.
17:38 mircea_popescu generally speaking no forfeiture + pleading not guilty = worst possible scenario for the da.
17:38 mircea_popescu pretty much the only way to lose your job.
17:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00086453 = 3.4581 BTC [-] {2}
17:41 Duffer1 i've read that they have emails of him colluding to wash coins
17:42 ThickAsThieves someone should do an article where the goal is to find the price of every suspected shill
17:43 ThickAsThieves like how much does it cost to get Bitcon Mag to write favorably
17:43 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: if you account for sock puppets and robo spam bots, the length of that article would probably approach Aleph subscript zero (infinite, but countably so)
17:44 ThickAsThieves well the focus would be one "community" outlets
17:44 ThickAsThieves Max Keiser
17:44 ThickAsThieves Bitcon Mag
17:45 ThickAsThieves CoinDesk
17:45 ThickAsThieves TheVerge maybe
17:45 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves they're opaque.
17:45 mircea_popescu pretty much any shill works for a group. the actual cost-per-shillpiece is not a market value.
17:45 BingoBoingo And then Bitcointalk/litecointalk/Techcrunch forums/Twitter swell the ranks in a way that increases faster than they can be wrote up
17:46 mircea_popescu similar to household economy. what's the per-blowjob cost of a wife ? well, it depends, if you're the husband probably like a piece of cake
17:46 ThickAsThieves i guess often it's more of a barter
17:46 mircea_popescu if you're a bum in the street prolly like a rolls.
17:46 ThickAsThieves buy 12mos of ads instead of 6 and we'll throw in an article
17:47 ThickAsThieves thats how it works in print at least
17:48 mircea_popescu something like that.
17:50 mircea_popescu anyway, specifically about bitcoin magazine, i'm curious how long before the contentious manner in which it was acquired actually spills out in court.
17:51 mircea_popescu at the rate it's going probably bitcoin will probably never be worth enough for its btc value to command enough fiat interest, but who knows
17:52 the20year I hope the weekend treats our IPO well , i found a pretty neat purchase
17:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 600 @ 0.0055 = 3.3 BTC
17:52 ThickAsThieves after 24-36 hours it's pretty much over the20year
17:52 the20year We'll see i guess
17:53 the20year There's a foreclosure auction and someone lives in it, whomever buys it has to go through the hassle of evicting the former owners, but the price is fantastic
17:53 the20year and the house is great
17:54 pankkake can you still evict people in the US?
17:54 pankkake good luck evicting people from your own house in France :/
17:55 BingoBoingo Well, eviction is easy if landvalue is greater than the structure value...
17:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+] {2}
17:58 Namworld From your own house?
17:58 Namworld wtf?
17:58 the20year Yeah , i can get an eviction done in 3 weeks
17:59 the20year eviction laws are done by state and then sometimes by municipality in the US , Ohio is very ,very flexible
17:59 the20year In CA or NY , you're looking at 3 months for an eviction , in Ohio depending on the county it can be 2 weeks to a month
17:59 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=430858.0 lol
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18:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.07 = 0.42 BTC [+]
18:03 mircea_popescu Namworld france is a joke.
18:03 mircea_popescu "people have rights" etc.
18:04 pankkake burglars and squatters have rights basically
18:04 the20year right to theft :)
18:04 mircea_popescu i don't think there's actually a worse example of a country than france.
18:04 mircea_popescu pretty much everything about how it's run is offensive.
18:05 mircea_popescu can't fire people. can't evict people. the tax burden is like... 80% ?
18:06 mircea_popescu even with all the monkey they do, african countries like say the car are more palatable.
18:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.00086644 = 2.1661 BTC [+]
18:07 mircea_popescu dude check out all the bitcoin mfas : virtualmining.com/ cryptologs.com/ bitcoinviews.com/
18:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24372 @ 0.00086433 = 21.0655 BTC [-] {3}
18:09 mircea_popescu there's a ton of them
18:11 theo__ hey
18:12 mircea_popescu hello.
18:12 theo__ the20year Is your IPO REAL?
18:12 pankkake no he invests in fake estate only, on second life
18:12 theo__ As in Rentalstarter?
18:12 theo__ thanks trolololol.
18:13 mircea_popescu unexpected ambiguity
18:13 theo__ apologies i meant to ask is your IPO RENT not REAL >.< been a long night
18:14 mircea_popescu http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfx8qOa9E1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg << this is an alt-babe.
18:14 theo__ to bad you can't mine them.
18:14 pankkake haha, yeah it's RENT
18:14 theo__ thanks for clarifcation pankkake :)/
18:14 Duffer1 rode hard and put away wet comes to mind
18:14 Duffer1 thanks mp :(
18:15 mircea_popescu incidentally, anyone have handy a link to the golden painted whore at the whatever conference ?
18:15 mircea_popescu someone pasted it here a few days ago and now i need it to prove a point
18:15 pankkake I thought you trilemaed her already… weird
18:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 343 @ 0.00303927 = 1.0425 BTC [-] {10}
18:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.067 = 0.201 BTC [-]
18:16 mircea_popescu nope ;/
18:16 mircea_popescu or have i ?
18:16 the20year theo__: yes
18:16 the20year RentalStarter/RENT is mine
18:17 the20year I'm second guessing putting a real contact number on the listing, already had a guy call me asking for help on how to deposit money into his HL account
18:17 mircea_popescu ty
18:18 nubbins` mircea_popescu: twist: that alt-babe is actually pankkake
18:18 pankkake I wish I was a girl!
18:18 mircea_popescu well her manboos certainly are.
18:18 Duffer1 lol 20 :(
18:18 theo__ @the20year what do you expect your anual yield to be over this 2014 period if i may ask. Already invested into 500 shares looking to see what your expectations are to think about a longer term strategy. I have seen how well your company has done from june 2013. Just wondering on your on thoughts for this year
18:18 nubbins` I NO RITE?!?!
18:18 jborkl i did 4 alt blocks, so i retire
18:19 nubbins` she looks so high
18:19 nubbins` cant stop staring at face
18:19 nubbins` :(
18:20 asciilifeform http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553964/CEO-commits-suicide-nail-gun-company-investigation.html
18:20 ozbot CEO commits suicide with a nail gun while his company under investigation | Mail Online
18:20 mircea_popescu weren't we talking about this an hour ago ?!
18:20 the20year theo__: Range of 13.44%-65% or so
18:20 nubbins` yes, you were
18:20 asciilifeform damn
18:20 the20year Higher end will depend on capital utilization and whether we flip a property
18:20 asciilifeform 'shot first, asked questions later'
18:21 nubbins` hah
18:21 the20year I found one, if we can bid on it that should have a $30k purchase price, sell price of $90k which would be pretty good towards investors
18:21 theo__ the20year: is that in USD Yield or are you expecting that to be in BTC Yield
18:21 the20year USD yield, BTC yield will be unpredictable depending on whether BTC goes to the moon or collapses
18:21 nubbins` if he was a pro, he would have used two nailguns, one on each temple
18:22 nubbins` less chance of becoming cabbage
18:22 mircea_popescu maybe he could have arranged a 10x10 battery of price guns
18:22 nubbins` heh.
18:22 the20year a car with a hose is always much more effective
18:22 nubbins` cover airways with SALE stickers
18:22 mircea_popescu death by ten thousand glues.
18:23 theo__ the20year: good thanks you have already made me put more faith in you just with that statement. Furthering on will you be hedging anything into BTC or all directly into USD as your company for you unfortunatetly missed the $120 -> 1000 price hike and could have already had a million dollar investment plan.
18:23 the20year We've got quite a few BTC Hedging strategies, the msot up front one is the fact that we're only cashing out on a as-needed basis
18:24 the20year We also had a $120>$65 price move when we started :D So unfortunately we're kind of used to it
18:24 theo__ the20year: as the only thing that is stopping me as a investor looking to diversify into your company is the key fact that I believe the US could be on a potential melt down, and would mean that if you hedged to much into USD I am exposing myself to to much risk
18:24 the20year Personally i'd like to save a little back to invest into some type of btc/only investment
18:25 the20year Well, it would be tied to real estate, and in the past under hyperinflationary periods, real estate has typically done well (Yugoslovia/serbia, zimbabawe, Weimar Germany) , so I feel a little bit safe against that
18:25 theo__ the20year: have you also taken into consideration the potential risk of if a housing collapse does happen again or a market collapse in america? as in your compaines Manifesto ( i know not the right word but i am tired) you did not mention this is a potential risk to investors
18:25 the20year Additionally we're not overloaning properties, or going for absurdly low incomes, we could theoretically lower rents by 30% or more and still provide somewhat decent yields to invesors
18:26 mircea_popescu dude forget it, real estate in central ohio isn't collapsing
18:26 mircea_popescu it hasn't where./
18:26 the20year Well , during the 2001-2005 run up in prices, we increased maybe 30%
18:26 the20year From the 2006-2011 collapse we decreased by around 25%
18:27 the20year Some markets increased by say 500% in the US and then promptly crashed 450%
18:27 theo__ the20year: agreed but i am hesitent to over invest as you are talking about a leveraged lending scheme (which works well in good financal times) Though in bad times over leveraging can leave you to open to the risks
18:27 theo__ thanks mp
18:27 the20year That's why we're planning on low LTVs
18:27 the20year Well, lower than many, we're only looking at around an average of 60% LTV
18:28 nubbins` i mailed a package mid-january and it took 19 days to get to the other side of canada
18:28 nubbins` :(
18:28 the20year Ouch
18:28 mircea_popescu your risks are that if btc reaches 10k in a year or two you're left with 1/10 of what you'd have had if you held on to the btc, and if the guy splits with the cash you're left with whatever people buying into asset-based btc corps are usually left with
18:28 the20year Those are the two primary risks
18:29 mircea_popescu the rest is hardly within a coupla degrees of magnitude of that
18:29 theo__ the20year: Alright that answers my next question. My last major question i have is with the 3 year rental - equity buy back how would that work in terms of a shareholder dividend?
18:29 the20year Or the guy that runs with the exchange dashes off with your divs/equity
18:29 the20year 3 year rental?
18:29 the20year In terms of the lease purchase option being executed?
18:29 theo__ Yes
18:29 theo__ Would you reinvest or divedened the profit?
18:29 theo__ or 50 /50
18:29 the20year We'd hold a vote
18:29 theo__ Apologies again for my horrible spelling.
18:30 the20year last time we had a vote to ask the direction of what shareholders wanted to do , it came back as 40/60 in terms of distribution (Re-investing 40%, distributing the rest)
18:30 Duffer1 heed MPs caution theo
18:30 the20year Ideally, i'd like to see the original purchase price re-invested, so the property pool doesn't shrink
18:31 theo__ Duffer i have to many BTC to leave them sit as only BTC i need to diversify and RENT offers a realistic aproach to reinvestment with his companies share value only increasing even with the price of bitcoin 8x higher then his inittal IPO
18:31 Duffer1 i had 200 btc once, now i have 20
18:31 the20year Yeah, we did quite well in the runup on prices, that was till bitfunder collapsed
18:31 theo__ i had 6000 once duffer... we all learn
18:32 mircea_popescu do we ?
18:32 theo__ the20year: Bitfunder?
18:32 nubbins` http://imgur.com/EyRjQRf
18:32 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
18:32 nubbins` to protect and serve ...yourself at mcd's as fast as possible
18:32 the20year Yeah
18:32 the20year We were on BF from the june IPO through it shutting down
18:32 mircea_popescu i had 500`000 altcoins once...
18:33 the20year Price ranged from .011 (IPO price), to a high of .0365 or so
18:33 theo__ Ah i getchya now
18:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [-]
18:33 mircea_popescu nubbins` http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9u32IbIn1ru15g3o1_1280.jpg
18:33 mircea_popescu even.
18:33 nubbins` hm, you win this round
18:33 theo__ And you will have first dividend out on the 15th? Which if i look at it right will be averaging a ~3% yield because of the new IPO purchasing power not being included. This would be about right?
18:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.12502 = 0.6251 BTC [-] {2}
18:34 the20year .7btc spread out on whatever shares there are
18:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.080025 = 0.3201 BTC [-] {2}
18:35 theo__ no problems and that dividend will only be for share on havelock?
18:35 the20year Yes
18:35 theo__ so anyone who has not moved there shares misses out.
18:35 the20year Correct, it's my way of telling them to get it done :)
18:36 theo__ Haha I like it :)
18:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 50 @ 0.0055 = 0.275 BTC
18:36 nubbins` http://imgur.com/gallery/K8PDa
18:36 ozbot How to pass time on the train - Imgur
18:36 theo__ Do you mind if i ask a bit more of a personal question. As in how old you are? Just so i can get a grasp of who i am investing into, Because as far as i can tell it seems you are the company or is there more people in the managment team?
18:36 the20year There's only one sizable shareholder that hasn't imported yet
18:36 the20year 28
18:37 theo__ and 7 years experience on some major boards already not bad.
18:37 the20year I'm the only real manager , if anything were to happen to me, ben from buyahash would step in to manage
18:37 the20year You're speaking of the local realtor board?
18:37 Duffer1 Offering the Bank of Duffer1, send me your coins and next year i'll send them back to you
18:37 Duffer1 every single one of them
18:37 asciilifeform when do we get the chainsaw-autodecapitated CEO?
18:37 theo__ Well i saw your credentials, and you said you had sat on 2 boards.
18:37 Duffer1 i won't even charge for this service
18:38 the20year I think i've been on more than that, but i was president of the Pickaway board of realtors which was...fun
18:38 theo__ Ok
18:38 Duffer1 accidentally shot himself in the back a few times ceo?
18:38 the20year under my careful management we liquidated the board :D
18:38 theo__ LOL
18:38 the20year It was odd , i was the youngest, the last, and the longest overseeing president
18:39 asciilifeform accidentally-filled-bathtub-with-HCL-instead-of-water CEO.
18:39 theo__ Can i ask a bit deeper as in are you currently still working outside of this company?
18:39 the20year Median realtor age in my county is about 65
18:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.51999996 = 1.04 BTC [+]
18:39 theo__ Youngest = understanding it the fastest in my books anyway
18:39 the20year I have a few small time businesses I run
18:39 the20year I do some precious metals investing, website development, and I hear my brother will pay me some day
18:40 theo__ so you'r not on any boards anymore that could restrict your commitments to the company if it is to turn well?
18:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform "i can't believe it wasn't butter"
18:40 the20year no
18:40 theo__ or other work commitments persay
18:40 the20year I got rid of all those 2 years ago
18:40 mircea_popescu persay ?
18:40 the20year Nope, i sold off my website company that was taking most of my time in September
18:40 theo__ Perfect.
18:41 asciilifeform 8 shots -> somebody wanted to know where the coldwallet is.
18:41 nubbins` "This week Russia praised the United States for its rich history of making gay athletes feel unsafe and unwelcome"
18:41 nubbins` heh
18:41 theo__ Do you have an email or any other form of communication to talk more privately? I may think about becoming a largish scale investor in your company. I am liking the way you hold yourself and your answers.
18:41 mircea_popescu ok i gotta put the markov chain on ignore, this is too much.
18:41 the20year brandonschlichter@gmail.com and my cell phone # is 740-571-1606
18:41 the20year all that information though is on the contact details at HL :)
18:42 theo__ I will use email, I am international.
18:42 the20year my skype id is www.1337ventures.com
18:42 the20year for some reason all the guys at havelock hate text commuication and always call
18:42 the20year Not that i mind it, whomever I'm talking to at HL is quite bright
18:42 mircea_popescu nubbins` according to the onion, 80% of us adults get their news from the onion.
18:43 theo__ So the new company who owns havelock you haven't had any problems with? as this was something i noted on the bitcointalk.org forum that people were complaing / being weary of
18:43 the20year So far so good
18:44 the20year There was one guy i talked to who was alright, lots of miscommunication
18:44 the20year Then they sent me to some other guy who cleared up literally everything in a 30m phone call
18:44 Duffer1 the panama fund is shady as fuck
18:44 the20year and out of all the people i've talked to, he seemed to know what he was doing
18:44 theo__ duffer1: can you explain why that is at all sorry?
18:45 Duffer1 the quality of the offerings since takeover is what i base that on
18:45 theo__ ok, and is each share = to 1 vote in the company? so at the end of the day with you retaining 60% stock you always have the winning vote? or will you have your's as a vote of absence and decided only in deadlock?
18:46 the20year As it is right now, i have control and can do essentially what I want, but as I had stated in the past , i want to do like a board of directors type of thing
18:46 Duffer1 with the exceptions of rentalstarter and maybe neobee ofc
18:46 the20year IE have the top 5 or 10 shareholders get a director position, where we then make the right choices
18:46 theo__ duffer1: anything further? i would agree that the mintspare company seems shit and also the bitcoin mining derivitive i stay the F away from. But to me seedcoin I was one of the best put companies in a while (well until i saw REAL)
18:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 90 @ 0.0055 = 0.495 BTC
18:46 the20year Seedcoin looks great IMO
18:47 Duffer1 i haven't looked into seedcoin at all actually
18:47 theo__ agreed i own a few to many but lol got excited with there IPO and now own 3000 @ the IPO price >.>
18:47 the20year I'd of enjoyed listing on mpex, but investors said no
18:47 asciilifeform http://www.sacbee.com/2014/02/06/6136333/calif-leaders-outline-proposed.html
18:47 ozbot California leaders push for smartphone kill switch - Wire Technology - The Sacramento Bee
18:48 theo__ the20year, i think stay away from mpex as well. Not user friendly unless high level computer user, and i personally believe its tied into a giant drug laundering scheme
18:48 Duffer1 mainly it was peta/cfig/mintspare that really tells me they're not interested in investors, they just want to fleece customers
18:48 nubbins` mircea_popescu, probably the only truth on the website
18:48 theo__ the20year: how much will it be to make it onto the board of directors because that is something that has now caught my attention
18:49 the20year Mpex is sort of a bitter/sweet thing , high potential for large investment, but high capital to list, and most of my investors stated to me that they wouldn't migrate
18:49 the20year What I'd like to do is take from either the top 5 or top 10 shareholders
18:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.51999996 = 4.68 BTC [+]
18:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform believe it or not, the most offensive part in there is the "leaders"
18:49 the20year Or maybe a 5 top shareholders + 5 shareholders as voted by the body
18:49 mircea_popescu what the fuck leaders, that's not what you call a herd of pencilnecks.
18:50 the20year It's california
18:51 theo__ Perfect, the only thing i could see with being the problem is, do the top 5 share holders want a say in the company as in being a director as i think a lot of the investors (especially early IPO) would of just been using it to invest there BTC into real world without the proper understandings to be able to help run something such as this
18:51 mircea_popescu "In San Francisco alone, about 60 percent of all robberies involve the theft of a mobile device, Police Chief Greg Suhr said. In nearby Oakland, such thefts amount to about 75 percent of robberies, Mayor Jean Quan added."
18:51 mircea_popescu wait. in OAKLAND ?!
18:51 the20year And that's my concern
18:51 mircea_popescu is this a different oakland ?
18:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7371 @ 0.00086512 = 6.3768 BTC [+]
18:51 the20year Out of the guys we have, there's 3 I really like that do understand business, one is absolutely fantastic, most others don't have much of a interest, so the problem/issue becomes how do I get to cherry pick those that help control the company?
18:52 theo__ Agreed
18:52 theo__ I suppose those that communicate with yourself and others inside the company and those who are eager to be involved in more then just "LETS THROW MONEY AT IT!!!!!!"
18:53 the20year Yeah
18:53 the20year Now, we do have the IRC channel at #rentalstarter which helps alot
18:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14050 @ 0.00086475 = 12.1497 BTC [-] {2}
18:53 theo__ FYI i have a degree in business majoring in finance and minor in financial markets.
18:53 theo__ ok
18:54 theo__ I may slide over to the channel soon and see how its rocking :)
18:54 the20year that's where i post up the daily details on what's going on
18:54 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: It looks like nike style "You only need intercept the general area" missile defense might make a comeback http://thediplomat.com/2014/02/will-hypersonic-capabilities-render-missile-defense-obsolete/
18:55 the20year Laser based systems can put the hurt on hypersonics
18:56 theo__ Thank's for your time the20year il slide over there, and keep an eye on this. Btw congratulations so far on selling ~5500 shares so far.
18:56 the20year We have a minimum funding goal of $50k, hopefully we can get there soon so we can get it released and another property
18:57 Namworld There's already efficient missile defense system for small ones that are cheap enough. Soon enough yeah, laser.
18:57 the20year not for hypersonics
18:57 the20year Russia has a few systems deployed that are retargetable RVs that are very effective against most missile defense systems, but our systems aren't going after Russia's , they're more for iran/NK
18:58 BingoBoingo Namworld: the20year: The answer existed in the 50's -> nuclear tipped air defense missiles
18:58 the20year Sure
18:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00086422 = 14.0868 BTC [-]
18:58 Namworld What's the problem if the missile is hypersonic? Drop the radar, use satellites/visual.
18:59 the20year Nearly impossible to intercept with another missile, try hitting a moving target that's incoming at mach 15 to mach 20
18:59 Namworld An alert, a short human check on the object to confirm, shootdown.
18:59 the20year Most interceptors are traveling upwards of mach 5, so that's mach 20-25
18:59 BingoBoingo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nike_Hercules#cite_ref-51
18:59 ozbot MIM-14 Nike Hercules - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
18:59 the20year The genie also kind of served the same purpose , or could be used that way at least
18:59 Namworld I thought that's why they're aiming at laser defense systems.
19:00 the20year COrrect
19:00 Namworld Spray of bullets could also work.
19:00 KRS-One ;;lasers
19:00 gribble ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
19:00 the20year That would do hypersonics, but the distance to intercept is only 200-300mi
19:00 the20year and won't work in inclement weather
19:00 mircea_popescu tracking missiles from a satellite isn't quite as trivial as all that.
19:00 the20year but magic
19:00 Namworld Not trivial, but probably doable.
19:01 the20year We already use satellites to track potential ICBM launches, but tracking RVs is quite hard
19:01 BingoBoingo I'm telling you, top the interceptor missile with a 30 kt warhead and your margin of error is covered
19:01 mircea_popescu this is what people usually say about driving with their feet.
19:01 the20year Especially since a modern ICBM is gonna launch 10, 20, 30 decoy warheads
19:01 asciilifeform last i heard, moscow is still covered by '50s-style mini-nuke launchers.
19:01 the20year SS21 can have 20 warheads, 17 are dummies, 3 are real
19:01 the20year *20 warheads per missile
19:01 the20year At 50 missiles launched, thats 1,000 warheads coming down on your country
19:02 asciilifeform basic problem is, the answer to a 'defensive' missile is always cheaper than itself
19:02 asciilifeform (decoys)
19:02 Namworld Bullet sprays
19:02 mircea_popescu "Strategic missile defense might therefore very well constitute the worst investment-return ratio of any major military system in U.S. history"
19:02 mircea_popescu such bs this.
19:02 the20year What's the economic impact of a 1mt warhead detonating 10000ft in the air over manhattan?
19:03 Namworld 1 million bullet is cheap. Rain it. It's efficient at destroying incoming explosives.
19:03 asciilifeform the20year: it'll be ground-burst. because fedex, rather than ballistic, delivery vehicle.
19:03 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: At the current rate it looks like the F-35 takes the cake. Does nothing well as an airplane, because the Marine corps insists they need a fighter jet that works like a helicopter
19:03 the20year F35 is likely the worst
19:03 mircea_popescu ahahaha
19:03 mircea_popescu yeah, that. i remember that.
19:03 the20year Especially when the F22 can do the same crap it does, with 10 year older technology for a unit cost that's 30% lower
19:04 mircea_popescu at least they're not asking for an airplane that works like a submarine
19:04 mircea_popescu (yet)
19:04 the20year OR we could have brought the F23 into production, and done the same thing
19:04 asciilifeform or boat. great lakes, as suggested by V. N. Chelomey.
19:05 the20year Military procurement is by far the most corrupt system in the government
19:05 the20year I talk to so many contractors that go into vivid detail of the corruption
19:05 BingoBoingo the20year: The problem with the F-22 as a universal fighter jet is it is too big for an aircraft carrier. (Apparently noone considered making the smaller version)
19:05 mircea_popescu anyway : who was ranting about how china isn't a threat ?
19:05 mircea_popescu china is a threat.
19:05 KRS-One ^
19:06 mircea_popescu (cause obviously, the hypersonic missiles in discussion are chinese tech)
19:06 BingoBoingo Dimsler Maybe?
19:06 asciilifeform btw people fundamentally misunderstand the chinese rocket in the link.
19:06 asciilifeform the whole point is to fly below radar
19:06 asciilifeform you know it was there when the payload pops.
19:06 Dimsler lol
19:06 Dimsler who call my name
19:06 the20year There supposedly is a YF23 version that was carrier capable, at a unit cost still well under the F35
19:06 Namworld http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgpQBZF2sZQ
19:06 ozbot Phalanx (CIWS) Block 1B LPWS Testing and Firing - YouTube
19:06 Dimsler mig 29 for life
19:06 BingoBoingo Mig 25 is best mig
19:06 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo actually it was some random journofuckwit. http://trilema.com/2014/most-wrong-and-absolutely-wrongest/
19:07 BingoBoingo AH
19:07 the20year mig 3
19:07 Namworld With visual instead of radar. Bullet spray. Very efficient considering the cost of bullets. Most expensive is probably the tracking systems.
19:07 the20year and on a boat that is moving on waves....a bit more difficult
19:08 mircea_popescu Namworld i don't think you fully grok the mechanics involkved.
19:08 the20year Remember during the faulklands, the UK ships had those and were able to intercept a total of 0 missiles
19:08 mircea_popescu the missile is going about 10x as fast as your bullets.
19:08 the20year eh , they're about the same
19:08 BingoBoingo And bullets can only go so far up
19:08 the20year they have a range of about 2mi
19:08 mircea_popescu basically a steel mesh would be better than a bullet in this configuration.
19:08 the20year They have those
19:09 mircea_popescu especially if the wind makes it vibrate.
19:09 the20year Mesh type missiles, that explode a large metal mesh
19:09 Namworld It doesn't matter if you can shoot a volley where the incoming target will be.
19:09 asciilifeform just looked out the window. no steel mesh dome over wash., d.c. yet.
19:09 mircea_popescu but... you don't know where the thing will be.
19:09 asciilifeform must be behind schedule.
19:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform they keep knocking it, but ultra tensile meshes are better than all the crap they've built so far
19:10 Namworld Why wouldn't you if you can visually track the incoming projectile?
19:10 mircea_popescu you can't see that fast.
19:10 Namworld What do you mean by that?
19:10 asciilifeform on top of it all, the earth... is round.
19:10 mircea_popescu the 20 frames of a second cover a distance of about 3 miles say.
19:11 KRS-One hypersonic is faster than radar too
19:11 mircea_popescu depends on wavelength, but it IS probl;ematic for radar too yes
19:11 KRS-One depending on angle i guess
19:11 asciilifeform no one even tangentially involved with u.s. mil. work has any real doubt as to the actual purpose of 'missile defense' crap.
19:12 mircea_popescu i didn't think we did either.
19:12 asciilifeform just in case.
19:13 Namworld Yes, even at 3 miles per second. Is that such a problem with almost instant reaction? Enough to reach incoming target before it's close enough. It might be a bit too close for comfort I guess.
19:13 mircea_popescu it's a problem in that you can't...actually...see it.
19:13 mircea_popescu most people who get punched out claim they never saw the fist.
19:13 BingoBoingo I was acquainted with someone who worked on an unclassifed project about as useful as missile defense. Essentialy the device was a hair drier large enough to accomodate a 747, because anthrax
19:13 mircea_popescu the fist isn't coming from 3 miles away.
19:14 asciilifeform let's do gedankenexperiment.
19:14 Namworld I never said a human would need to react to it.
19:14 asciilifeform imagine you possess a death ray that magically zaps a rocket, from any distance.
19:14 asciilifeform death ray must be physically aimed.
19:14 asciilifeform so now you need a certain number of them, to cover however-many steradians sector of fire.
19:15 asciilifeform a death ray can zap one rocket at a time.
19:15 theo__ Or better yet a satellite system that has lasers built in to act as a defense over the earth creating a overlaying network of defense?
19:15 asciilifeform all enemy needs to do is fire enough rockets simultaneously...
19:15 mircea_popescu Namworld the human eye is much better than tech ersatzes.
19:15 asciilifeform keep them coming until the death rays cannot keep up
19:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the salmon strategy, by its scientific name.
19:16 asciilifeform rocket is cheaper than any conceivable 'death ray' or other countermeasure.
19:16 asciilifeform correct.
19:16 Namworld The human eye can't see far and human reaction is far slower than tech ersatzes...
19:16 BingoBoingo Well, nuclear weapons require less unobtanium than death rays
19:16 mircea_popescu Namworld so you think, but once you factor in the various factors it's actually no longer the case.
19:16 KRS-One rocket isnt cheaper than sharks with laser rays
19:17 mircea_popescu KRS-One seeing how more people own a dozen rockets than a dozen laser sharks...
19:17 Namworld Well we have defense system that are far more accurate and quicker to react than humans already...
19:17 asciilifeform russians (and, at one point, americans) were willing to pop nukes over their own city at one point
19:17 mod6 ATC: 1G34X8K9LYsZMn4dQ4e7HFe5V127zV6Ln6
19:17 asciilifeform but that was mainly to delay the inevitable
19:17 asciilifeform and survive long enough to get a return-shot in.
19:17 BingoBoingo KRS-One: The shark is too valuable on the plate and in the soup bowl to give it a laser
19:17 KRS-One sharks dont need fuel
19:17 asciilifeform rather than defense in the usual sense of the word.
19:18 mod6 wow, diff is up to: "difficulty" : 62719.43923596,
19:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the best part of all this, of course, is that point defense is becoming an exercise in stupidity anyway
19:18 mircea_popescu who needs fixed points and for what the fuck.
19:18 KRS-One ok fine i just happen to have a dream of owning my own shark tank with laser rays for my enemies ok?
19:18 mircea_popescu what "cities"
19:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00086422 = 10.5867 BTC [-]
19:19 BingoBoingo KRS-One: If you have farm raised sharks with certifiably low mercury levels, I am pretty sure there are worth much more as food than guards
19:19 chipug if it's not specified the state of the shark, you can get plastic ones for $12.99
19:19 mircea_popescu a practical mind.
19:19 asciilifeform 'no city is defended whose walls can admit an ass loaded with gold.'
19:19 chipug http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2eb/
19:19 ozbot ThinkGeek :: Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer
19:19 asciilifeform (or a fedex truck...)
19:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00308199 = 0.1079 BTC [+] {2}
19:24 mircea_popescu http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvn7kPpmk1r8ra1ho1_400.jpg
19:24 mircea_popescu girl that's never been in a pool hall before... props her nose on the cue.
19:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [-]
19:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 550 @ 0.0008 = 0.44 BTC [+]
19:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 50 @ 0.0055 = 0.275 BTC
19:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00510164 = 0.25 BTC [+] {4}
19:44 KRS-One Love how everyone looks like its perfectly normal to have a barenaked lady standing there in the pool hall.
19:45 BingoBoingo KRS-One: What's abnormal about it? Ever been to a pool hall?
19:45 KRS-One BingoBoingo: of course I have foo
19:45 KRS-One Turn down the troll a bit.
19:46 KRS-One BingoBoingo: The thing is you can go to a disco but are you really safe? Any number of those fancy lights and beams could be a death ray.
19:47 BingoBoingo KRS-One: I've never considered that
19:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.52 BTC [+]
19:47 KRS-One Kinda makes you think, doesn't it?
19:48 BingoBoingo KRS-One: Might be an interesting episode of Law and Order. Catching the criminal who switches dance lasers with death lasers.
19:48 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo her looking good is the abnormal part.
19:48 KRS-One i know, right?
19:48 BingoBoingo Yes it is.
19:49 BingoBoingo Usually she'd be 20 years older and... the things that go with that
19:49 KRS-One My friend josh bought a laser you can actually see in the air..fucker hurts.
19:50 KRS-One its blue
19:50 mircea_popescu high power lasers are usually blue
19:50 KRS-One he said there are way more powerful onees.
19:50 mircea_popescu ya but none are red.
19:51 KRS-One you can cause some major mischief with one..only limited by your imagination really.
19:54 KRS-One ,bait
19:54 KRS-One http://i.imgur.com/WKi8XWS.jpg
19:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1490 @ 0.00013418 = 0.1999 BTC [+]
19:56 Duffer1 almost clicked
19:56 BingoBoingo .bait
19:56 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7dce41af0d5d67220df3ba49b7436f2/tumblr_my91exllou1rlftbao1_1280.jpg
19:58 pankkake .bait
19:58 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/e36721decc3fc6dc410e22210ce708eb/tumblr_mxrjuivsBp1soukswo1_1280.jpg
19:59 mircea_popescu ;;later tell bugpowder https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=449354.msg5006812#msg5006812 << all the good work you're doing. want some atc ?
19:59 gribble The operation succeeded.
19:59 Bugpowder I aim to serve
19:59 mircea_popescu o hello
19:59 Bugpowder I take DOGE
19:59 mircea_popescu somehow i thought you weren't here lol
19:59 mircea_popescu hahaha i has no doges ;/
19:59 mircea_popescu but i tell you! it's great to have a token worthless internet funbux currency to throw around
20:00 mircea_popescu you know, the way bitcoin USED TO BE
20:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.126 BTC [+]
20:00 Bugpowder I bought 20M doge at 35 and sold at 44.
20:00 mod6 bid: .15 BTC for 100000 ATC
20:00 mircea_popescu that satoshis ?
20:01 Bugpowder yah
20:01 mircea_popescu don't be a fool, atc is actually like 100-150
20:01 Bugpowder atc is a mythical alt currency inside joke?
20:01 mircea_popescu mhm.
20:01 Bugpowder sigh
20:01 mod6 oh? thought 1.0 ATC ~ 0.00000150 BTC
20:01 mircea_popescu mod6 that'd be ~150 satoshi neh ?
20:02 mircea_popescu a, i was talking to him re the 35 44
20:02 Bugpowder I hear ATC is now pegged to the DOGEer.
20:02 mod6 yeah, so figure for 100k ATC... be about .15 btc total?
20:02 mod6 oh ok.
20:02 mod6 srry.
20:02 BingoBoingo I'd like to find someone with 30k alt to sell me at 150 satoshi
20:03 mircea_popescu i think in a day or two alt blockchain will have done more hashng than all of doge in its entire history.
20:03 mircea_popescu which... myeah.
20:03 Dimsler i didn't know this was a trading floor for garbage?
20:03 Dimsler oh wait
20:03 BingoBoingo That would make my balance 31337
20:03 Dimsler it is a trading floor for garbage
20:03 pankkake not the same proof of work, does not compare
20:03 BingoBoingo Dimsler: Garbage, unlike doges have a use though
20:04 mircea_popescu pankkake not like i forced them use a dumb pow
20:04 mircea_popescu a gallon is a gallon if you carry it in the truck or on the back.
20:04 pankkake so more hashes is better
20:04 mircea_popescu definitely.
20:04 pankkake not the size of the hash
20:04 pankkake so hashes are not boobs
20:04 pankkake interesting
20:05 mircea_popescu no hashes are phone numbers.
20:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.51999996 BTC [-]
20:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00308199 = 0.1541 BTC [+]
20:09 ThickAsThieves bugpowder it's not a joke it's an experiment in irony, tribes, and feedback loops
20:09 ThickAsThieves i just realized i havent even started quoted seth goden yet
20:09 ThickAsThieves quoting
20:09 ThickAsThieves godin*
20:10 Bugpowder Well, I think there is a real market opportunity for localaltcoins.com.
20:10 mircea_popescu coelho is one thing, but godin...
20:10 ThickAsThieves “Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.”
20:10 ThickAsThieves ― Seth Godin
20:10 mircea_popescu dun be killing this thing.
20:11 ThickAsThieves lol
20:11 mod6 ;;view
20:11 gribble #19517 Fri Feb 7 20:10:59 2014 mod6 BUY 100000.0 ATC @ 1.5e-06 BTC (Want to buy 100,000 ATC for a total of 0.15 BTC, must have WoT rating. PM me.)
20:11 mircea_popescu Bugpowder perhaps, but maybe not in the us.
20:11 mircea_popescu it'd certainly be a great party thing to do.
20:11 ThickAsThieves “If you can’t state your position in eight words, you don’t have a position. ”
20:11 ThickAsThieves ― Seth Godin
20:12 ThickAsThieves perfect
20:12 mircea_popescu seth godin is an intolerable fartsniffing retard
20:12 mircea_popescu don't even need 8.
20:12 ThickAsThieves lol
20:12 mod6 haha
20:13 mircea_popescu i always thought the farts southpark episode was about him, but they didn't want to name him figuring (corrctly) that he's obscure enough he'd gain from the exposure
20:15 Bugpowder No you only trade your ATC for BTC locally. It's not money laundering, its ATC laundering. Very different.
20:15 ThickAsThieves anyone that is trying to teach marketers something, is teaching them how to be a consumer
20:16 ThickAsThieves I was thinking about banning russia from ATC
20:16 mod6 fight back
20:17 mod6 ;;later tell nanotube i want to buy 500 btc from you at 0.25, as per your outstanding offer. << this comment from the OTC wiki lol
20:17 gribble The operation succeeded.
20:17 mod6 oh shit. lol
20:18 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves you could ban new jersey
20:18 mod6 whoops, should have removed that ';;
20:18 ThickAsThieves or added it to that comment
20:19 mod6 sorry nano
20:19 ThickAsThieves i went to new jersey. once.
20:19 ThickAsThieves everyone i met was a special kind of fucked up
20:20 pankkake Breaking news: Altcoin not banned in Russia
20:20 mod6 sweet, hook me up
20:21 ThickAsThieves Altcoin can't be banned, it does the banning
20:21 ThickAsThieves like today, it banned me
20:21 mod6 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDoaf5Vnh7s
20:22 ozbot Hitler's Maxcoin Rant - YouTube
20:22 mod6 :)
20:22 ThickAsThieves was there an epic maxcoin failure?
20:23 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: It's origin?
20:23 ThickAsThieves well
20:23 mod6 *shrug*
20:25 ThickAsThieves this hitler video, lol
20:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00086405 = 7.9061 BTC [-]
20:28 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves yeah.
20:29 ThickAsThieves http://www.seattlepi.com/entertainment/tv/tvguide/article/Report-Philip-Seymour-Hoffman-to-be-Digitally-5214202.php
20:37 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=452662.0;all
20:37 ozbot MAXCOIN FAIL. Show Max Keiser your thoughts right here.
20:38 mircea_popescu ;;later see thickasthieves, you may be 12 and have no idea what you're doing, but at least you don't fail quite as bad as max keiser :D
20:38 gribble Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "see" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.
20:38 mircea_popescu ;;later tell thickasthieves see, you may be 12 and have no idea what you're doing, but at least you don't fail quite as bad as max keiser :D
20:38 gribble The operation succeeded.
20:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18279 @ 0.00086655 = 15.8397 BTC [+] {2}
20:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.127 BTC [+]
20:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.07 = 0.14 BTC [+]
20:56 theo__ mmmmm quiet time while bitcoin jumps around
20:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.19376446 = 0.7751 BTC [+]
21:01 b0n1 hey guys! when is the btc conference of this channel?
21:02 b0n1 aka romania
21:02 jurov <the20year> for some reason all the guys at havelock hate text commuication and always call << I can confirm
21:02 jurov <the20year> There was one guy i talked to who was alright, lots of miscommunication << This too.
21:03 jurov ;;google trilema conference second edition
21:03 gribble The conference, second edition pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2013/the-conference-second-edition/>; Mai 2013 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/05>; Emmanuel Farhi - IMF: <http://www.imf.org/external/np/res/seminars/2013/arc/pdf/farhi.pdf>
21:03 jurov ^ b0n1 the first one
21:04 theo__ jurov: in your experience with this being the case would you invest into first there IPO's and 2ndly would you trust them with your BTC
21:05 the20year2 And yet havelock is much more organized then BF was
21:05 the20year2 they have alot of good stuff going for them
21:05 jurov i don't have enough btc to divest in such way, after all
21:05 theo__ What happened to BF? did they just up and run? or get hacked or something?
21:05 jurov so i hevn't not look closer into rentalstarter
21:06 jurov theo__: they "talked to lawyer"
21:06 theo__ jurov: i meant in regards to havelock not Rentalstarter
21:06 theo__ So they closed because they didn't think they had the legal grounds to stand on?
21:07 jurov maybe. ukyo isn't disclosing anything concrete
21:07 Duffer1 i believe btc-tc and bitfunder were likely shutdown by some manner of US federal gov intervention
21:07 Duffer1 neither will talk about it
21:08 jurov and what' worse, ukyo hasn't paid out 92% of btc, again due to undisclosed problems
21:08 Duffer1 likely a funds seizure
21:08 Duffer1 at best, fractional reserve loss at worst
21:09 b0n1 jurov what do you mean?
21:09 b0n1 the first one?
21:09 jurov the first link
21:09 jurov from google
21:09 Duffer1 http://trilema.com/2013/the-conference-second-edition/ b0n1
21:09 ozbot The conference, second edition pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:10 b0n1 I honestly want to meet you guys, but wtf so high price?
21:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1483 @ 0.00013418 = 0.199 BTC [+]
21:11 b0n1 I am one of the early adopters as you all are, but 10 btc for a meeting?
21:11 jurov b0n1: afaik you can come as non-vip, you'll pay everything yourself
21:12 jurov and it isn't 10btc, but $1000 anyway (converted by current rate)
21:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 22 @ 0.0055 = 0.121 BTC
21:12 jurov oh and since it's buried in comments, especially if you book intercontinental flights,
21:13 b0n1 I really dont know why the price... this just smells bad
21:13 randomcloud Hey, is BingoBoingo here?
21:13 jurov look into Budapest destination
21:13 jurov instead of Timisoara
21:13 b0n1 give me a good reason for the price?
21:13 jurov me? ask mp
21:14 b0n1 mircea_popescu`
21:14 b0n1 ?
21:14 jurov yes
21:14 b0n1 why such a high price?
21:14 Duffer1 price is $1k, like 1.2 btc not 10, includes shuttle service, rooms at 4star hotel w/ breakfast, free drinks everywhere
21:14 b0n1 what is this? 10 girls doing a lapdance for everybody taking part?
21:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 40 @ 0.00448164 = 0.1793 BTC [+] {4}
21:16 Duffer1 oh 1740$ since it's 2014 already >.<
21:16 chipug you would end up paying more, breaking it all down and paying yourself
21:17 chipug weren't they all clubbing in for the germany party too?
21:17 b0n1 I know that meeting people is important... and I also know that meeting important people is more important... but what the fuck should I think about a 10btc meeting? Honestly, I dont understand it...
21:18 Duffer1 b0n1 = jimmothy
21:18 jurov just register as non-vip, the hotel rooms and meals are not very expensive
21:18 Duffer1 it's not 10btc
21:18 b0n1 how much?
21:18 jurov i'm trying to exaplin it's in usd, too, but b0ni is already freaed out
21:18 Duffer1 1740$ usd
21:20 jurov ^ yes, paid in btc by current market rate
21:21 chipug b0n1: it's not like that's the price of doing it yourself. that's the price of a nice package with it
21:21 mod6 b0n1: its 10 BTC to get on the VIP list. you should read the article again.
21:22 jurov and there are hostels in timisoara. i was in one after missing my train, was nice, can't complain
21:23 b0n1 If I read the article there are 2 options:
21:23 b0n1 1. I dont go
21:23 b0n1 2. I go as VIP
21:23 jurov 3. register
21:23 jurov 4. show up
21:23 mod6 oh, maybe Im wrong actually. i read it like a year ago.
21:24 jurov mod6 stfu
21:24 jurov I paid only 5 because the rate went up
21:24 mod6 lol
21:25 jurov you're causing unnecessary outrage :D
21:25 b0n1 I really cant believe davout paid 10 btc to go there...
21:25 jurov who knew
21:25 theo__ so what? 2 years ago that was like $0.10
21:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17421 @ 0.00086848 = 15.1298 BTC [+]
21:28 mircea_popescu <Duffer1> i believe btc-tc and bitfunder were likely shutdown by some manner of US federal gov intervention << people believed the same of glbse.
21:28 Duffer1 am i wrong?
21:28 mircea_popescu <b0n1> I am one of the early adopters as you all are, but 10 btc for a meeting? << what have you done ?
21:29 mircea_popescu Duffer1 yes, you are wrong. for instance when the govt closed down the sr, you knew this because... they said so.
21:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.127 BTC [+]
21:30 Duffer1 if not govt intervention why would btc-tc shutdown?
21:31 mircea_popescu because every person involved was an imbecile ?
21:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
21:32 Duffer1 well sure, but that doesn't adequately explain why they'd shutdown at their most profitable
21:33 mircea_popescu ...
21:33 mircea_popescu really ?
21:33 Duffer1 what am i missing?
21:34 mircea_popescu i can't begin to guess. what do you mean it doesn't adequately explain ? idiocy is adequate explanation for ANY behaviour
21:34 mircea_popescu that's pretty much its only redeeming quality.
21:35 Duffer1 that's a degree of idiocy i'm not willing to assign burnside lol
21:36 mircea_popescu which is the entire thing that powers conspiracism. easier to believe glbse was shut down by aliens than the gaping psychologic chasm of an alternative
21:36 Duffer1 my lemonade stand is making more money than ever, i think i'll shut it down
21:36 mircea_popescu how do you know how much money it was making in the first place ?
21:36 theo__ Whats with the Cbtc having such huge buy orders? https://www.havelockinvestments.com/order.php?symbol=CBTC most other shares don't have anywhere near that amount. Anyone provide some guidance at all?
21:36 Duffer1 fees on trade volume
21:37 mircea_popescu eh get out of here.
21:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37612 @ 0.00086356 = 32.4802 BTC [-] {6}
21:38 Duffer1 actm/labcoin trading was a huge increase in trade volume, i'm assuming that would translate into increase revenues, but there is the idiocy factor
21:38 mircea_popescu Duffer1 labcoin was a scam, in which burnside participated, by faking volumes.
21:38 mircea_popescu they didn't manage to actually make money on it.
21:38 mircea_popescu which is why all teh butthurt.
21:39 Duffer1 i've heard that accusation, i haven't seen support for it
21:39 mircea_popescu fascinating.
21:40 Duffer1 i wasn't around for the labcoin ipo
21:40 mircea_popescu so closing down the "profitable" thing in the middle of its profit is unexplainable, and the govt did it ?
21:40 Duffer1 i don't know what happened there
21:40 chipug mircea_popescu: how many you having at your conference?
21:40 b0n1 mircea_popescu do I have to tell you?
21:40 mircea_popescu chipug not that many.
21:41 Duffer1 just a hypothesis that could explain both btc-tc and bitfunder closures
21:41 Duffer1 idiocy and coincidence are certainly options as well
21:41 mircea_popescu b0n1 you don't have to anything. you've made a claim as to having been an old timer. if you want that taken seriously you'll have to offer some corroboration.
21:41 ThickAsThieves i wanted to go, but personal life does not allow
21:41 chipug a gathering as opposed to a party then lol exciting all the same
21:42 chipug are they still doing the 1k party? or has that passed even
21:42 mircea_popescu chipug teh list is more or less on the bottom of the post there. but yah, i dun believe in these conference things like they do.
21:43 chipug a lot of people still like to nod 'n' hand shake in person mircea_popescu
21:43 mircea_popescu indeed.
21:44 mircea_popescu Duffer1 wait, bitfunder was closed by the government too ?
21:44 mircea_popescu dude god forbid the government goes away, what will we do without it ;/
21:44 Duffer1 lol i never said that, i said i believe it likely
21:44 Duffer1 or more likely than idiocy + coincidence
21:44 mircea_popescu oh motherfucker, government just elbowed my glass of milk over
21:44 mircea_popescu now there's milk all over the floor
21:44 mircea_popescu fucking government.
21:44 ThickAsThieves i was gonna get high but then i had to close down because of the government
21:45 b0n1 mircea_popescu I dont want to talk about it in public... I think you should at least have a small piece of understanding of this being part of the early community
21:45 mircea_popescu i have exactly no understanding for it, being not only part of the early community but quite open about things.
21:46 b0n1 why?
21:46 mircea_popescu because it's ridiculous ?
21:47 b0n1 why?
21:47 ThickAsThieves maybe start with it isnt
21:47 ThickAsThieves why*
21:47 mircea_popescu cause you can't be someone without being someone wth.
21:47 mircea_popescu how to get laid without getting wet ? what is this! are we 12 ?
21:47 b0n1 ...
21:47 ThickAsThieves on occassion
21:48 mircea_popescu anyway, if you don't even want to talk publicly about what you've done what on earth could possibly posses you to show up to some event.
21:48 mircea_popescu makes about as much sense as the goverment on a good day.
21:49 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
21:49 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 668.87391, Best ask: 668.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.12608, Last trade: 668.87391, 24 hour volume: 45818.91827598, 24 hour low: 651.70976, 24 hour high: 794.24938, 24 hour vwap: 716.45456
21:49 ThickAsThieves btc is dead, long live atc
21:50 mircea_popescu omg look at that, doge killed btc
21:50 mircea_popescu no sorry, it was mxcoin or what's it called
21:51 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.msg5004286#msg5004286
21:51 mircea_popescu o look at that.
21:53 ozbot [IPVO] [Multiple Exchanges] Neo & Bee - LMB Holdings
21:53 b0n1 mircea_popescu I think the motivation to show up for this event should be enough to show up for this event... Who in hell would like to show up there without knowing who is there and what is going on there...
21:54 mircea_popescu i dunno what you meant to say.
21:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 130 @ 0.0055 = 0.715 BTC
21:55 chipug theres max coin and then that parody me coin popped up yesterday on twitter
21:55 mircea_popescu which one ?
21:58 chipug https://twitter.com/MaxScheisse
21:58 ozbot The Scheisse Report (MaxScheisse) on Twitter
21:58 mircea_popescu hahahaha
21:58 mircea_popescu btw, am i the only one thinking death of a salesman is an atrociously stupid play ?
21:59 diametric i think for this evening, i'll join the mtgox channels and microwave some popcorn
21:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 24 @ 0.0045 = 0.108 BTC [+]
21:59 mircea_popescu maybe blog a summary.
22:01 chipug i haven't seen it, so looked it up... seems many share your view mircea_popescu first word that lept out was "sketchy" lol
22:02 mircea_popescu the entire thing pivots around some fucktarded kid (athlete drop-out) seeing his dad fucking some girl on the side and "having his life ruined" by this.
22:02 mircea_popescu i mean just how us can you get already.
22:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 47 @ 0.0055 = 0.2585 BTC
22:09 chipug life ruining... kind of insulting to those that go through actual trauma
22:15 mircea_popescu then the guy commits suicide so his offspring can benefit from insurance fraud.
22:15 chipug wtf!
22:16 chipug do his kids know?
22:17 mircea_popescu that's not covered.
22:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12829 BTC [+]
22:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
22:26 mircea_popescu http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/06/house-speaker-john-boehner-no-immigration-reform-until-obama-rebuilds-trust/
22:26 ozbot House Speaker John Boehner: No immigration reform until Obama rebuilds trust | The Raw Story
22:26 mircea_popescu congress sez us pres can't be trusted to enforce laws.
22:27 mircea_popescu this is like... a constitutional crisis neh ?
22:29 the20year2 Sort of , they were talking about it on the radio quite a bit
22:29 the20year2 Congress passed obamacare , now they want to change it at will withotu any modifications to the law
22:29 the20year2 And effectively, they have done that with the mandate delays, implementation delays, ect
22:32 chetty Latest stupid idea, you can keep those 'illegal' canceled policies for 3 years ...
22:33 the20year2 yep
22:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14833 @ 0.00086814 = 12.8771 BTC [+]
22:35 duduqa ;msg nickserv identify manolaum
22:35 punkman1 doing it wrong
22:36 BingoBoingo ;;ticker
22:36 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 674.20001, Best ask: 683.995, Bid-ask spread: 9.79499, Last trade: 674.2, 24 hour volume: 45913.37007353, 24 hour low: 651.70976, 24 hour high: 794.24938, 24 hour vwap: 712.61117
22:38 Diablo-D3 ;;ticker --market coinbase
22:38 gribble Coinbase BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 699.0, Best ask: 714.91, Bid-ask spread: 15.91000, Last trade: 706.23, 24 hour volume: None, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: None
22:39 BingoBoingo Oh, gox has fallen to having an anti-premium
22:39 mircea_popescu come to think about it... the bitcoin exchanges are really sad.
22:39 mircea_popescu mtgox ? coinbase ? the bitstamp thing ? the trollbox with an exchange pasted on top ?
22:39 mircea_popescu there's really nothing.
22:39 mircea_popescu i had great hopes for that kraken thing but good lord...
22:40 BingoBoingo Well, Second Market had to look for OTC sellers for a reason...
22:40 mircea_popescu i doubt this is ever getting fixed, either.
22:40 asciilifeform just 5 guys signed up for MP's party?
22:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 400 @ 0.0055 = 2.2 BTC
22:41 asciilifeform (do most people typically come by surprise? i've no idea, not having been to his house before)
22:41 mircea_popescu well, plus all the womenz, 24 people. plenty n'est pas ?
22:41 asciilifeform aha
22:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nah, there were like a coupla dozen ppl last time
22:44 asciilifeform re: btc exchanges: i'm still waiting for the day of tyrannical bans, when we stuff in cash / receive 'jackpots' from 'malfunctioning' soda machines to convert fiat.
22:45 mircea_popescu hahaha
22:45 asciilifeform (they all have ethernet plugged in already, no?)
22:45 mircea_popescu o dude that's a splendid idea
22:45 mircea_popescu the soda malfunction thing could be in a great blond movie
22:45 asciilifeform ideas, so cheap.
22:45 asciilifeform action, so costly.
22:46 mircea_popescu i tell you i can see a film in the style of chaplin's satire of nazi germany, but done with the means of 1970s made for tv french comedies.
22:46 asciilifeform i can picture it already.
22:47 asciilifeform or even something in the style of that 'nazi donald duck' cartoon.
22:47 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MReV9dkAVhY
22:47 chipug did you hear about the poor wee 5 y/o who died after drinking soda?
22:48 asciilifeform strike that
22:48 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-PZVrWvJM0&list=RDMReV9dkAVhY
22:48 ozbot Der Furher's Face - YouTube
22:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.0705 = 0.282 BTC [-] {2}
22:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.12829 = 0.6415 BTC [+]
22:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.19376446 = 0.9688 BTC [+]
22:48 chipug parents being done with murder http://news.sky.com/story/1208013/girl-dies-after-being-forced-to-drink-soda
22:49 chipug excuse the sky news link
22:50 mircea_popescu who force kids to drink soda
22:52 mircea_popescu those people look awful. it'd suck if your parents had those mugs ;/
22:55 mod6 wow. good ole tennessee
22:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
22:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 1000 @ 0.0055 = 5.5 BTC
22:57 asciilifeform am i the only one who thought of conan doyle's 'the leather funnel' after reading that ?
22:57 asciilifeform http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/LeaFun.shtml
22:57 ozbot Short Stories: The Leather Funnel by Arthur Conan Doyle
22:57 mircea_popescu i just thought this is bs, grape juice doesn't give you water intoxication.
22:58 asciilifeform drowning sounds more like it
22:58 asciilifeform esp. if they used funnel.
22:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 909 @ 0.0055 = 4.9995 BTC
23:03 chipug i'm thinking ^ that. 2litre bottle.fucks sake man.poor wee crater
23:04 chipug it's a real shame that just any one can have children
23:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.19376446 = 1.7439 BTC [+]
23:05 mod6 maybe some prison guards will pour 2+ litres of jizz down ole Randall's throat, see how he handles it.
23:06 chipug maybe so
23:06 Dimsler whose randal
23:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 17 @ 0.06823528 = 1.16 BTC [-] {4}
23:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.12743 = 1.1469 BTC [-] {2}
23:06 chipug do wine funnels have any effect on the the taste?
23:06 mod6 The winner in the article.
23:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.127 = 0.381 BTC [-]
23:07 theo__ RENT is really going off within 10 hours more then 8000 shares have already been sold
23:08 mircea_popescu chipug yes. you taste with your nose.
23:09 Dimsler lol
23:09 Dimsler grape drink
23:10 chipug i can only see them used with reds
23:10 chipug when did they world fall out of love with ornate things
23:11 mircea_popescu chipug when women started going to work.
23:11 chipug sad times
23:12 chipug can i go back to before but keep the tech?
23:12 mircea_popescu yep
23:13 chipug win, i'm in
23:13 mircea_popescu i think it's pretty much where it;s headed.
23:16 chipug think women have changed their minds about working
23:16 ThickAsThieves so have men tho
23:17 asciilifeform pet wife reading this seems to agree
23:17 chipug this is true, there's too much of an easy other option for them, here anyways
23:18 mircea_popescu chipug not about working per se. but it's like, for 1500 years you're NOT ALLOWED to do X.
23:18 mircea_popescu then whatever, go do it. you discover it's not quite what you imagined it to be
23:18 mircea_popescu settle down
23:18 mircea_popescu life can proceed more balancedly.
23:19 ThickAsThieves ATC holding steady at 150 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=443108.msg5010750#msg5010750
23:20 BingoBoingo My balance is now, 31,337 I have no reason to acquire more Altcoins or part with any I have
23:20 chipug why the extra 30k BingoBoingo
23:21 BingoBoingo chipug: I'm the guy in the forum thread who bought 30K
23:21 BingoBoingo Altcoin is flying up, straight into the sun!
23:21 ThickAsThieves http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-BK855_USPS02_E_20140207185423.jpg
23:21 mircea_popescu o look, the usps dildo
23:21 mircea_popescu it looks... functional.
23:22 mircea_popescu 150 is a large amount of price.
23:22 ThickAsThieves it's a large amount of alt
23:23 chipug i wish i could mine
23:23 mircea_popescu why can't you ?
23:23 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I had to separate myself from people who only had 1337. Now with 31337 I have more of something too cool to sell?
23:23 mircea_popescu ;;calc 31337/1337
23:23 gribble 23.4382946896
23:24 chipug i'd be as well using a calculator than this laptop mircea_popescu lol
23:24 mircea_popescu lol bitcoin is the ultimate in candy i swear.
23:24 mircea_popescu i imagine there's thousands chipugs out there going eeeeehnnnn!
23:24 BingoBoingo chipug: Scotland still has coal somewhere right?
23:24 chipug lololol
23:24 chipug BingoBoingo: probably
23:25 asciilifeform somebody should dredge up that old javascript miner.
23:25 asciilifeform from '09 (?)
23:26 asciilifeform i'd do it myself but i'm up to my neck in strange.
23:27 asciilifeform (and if some joker already hooked up the asics, it'd be pointless)
23:27 ThickAsThieves so what do you think of "alms" for satoshis
23:28 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Last I checked nethash on alt roughly on par with December 2012 Bitcoin
23:28 ThickAsThieves In Buddhism, alms or almsgiving is the respect given by a lay Buddhist to a Buddhist monk, nun, spiritually-developed person or other sentient being. It is not charity as presumed by Western interpreters. It is closer to a symbolic connection to the spiritual realm and to show humbleness and respect in the presence of the secular society.
23:28 punkman1 ThickAsThieves: should call your satoshis "litecoins"
23:28 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: a tad bit late for the js miner then.
23:28 chipug ThickAsThieves: i prefer this to the other name.. i think it's nicer when there's a meaning behind names for things.
23:29 chipug was it alters or something
23:29 ThickAsThieves punkman1, lol
23:29 ThickAsThieves but both have meaning
23:30 BingoBoingo Maybe I should go to Sochi and mine stray Doges
23:30 chipug i think this one is more fitting?
23:30 copumpkin BingoBoingo: much sad :( wow
23:30 ThickAsThieves actually
23:31 chipug are there less people turned up to sochi than normally do for the olympics?
23:31 ThickAsThieves alter = change = fractions of an altcoin
23:31 ThickAsThieves it means change LITERALLY
23:31 chipug ^ fair point
23:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 80 @ 0.0055 = 0.44 BTC
23:33 the20year2 Two more hookers for me
23:33 the20year2 we've raised enough money today to hold a pretty serious party, like a big bag of blow
23:36 ThickAsThieves lol
23:38 BingoBoingo I wonder what sort of transport I'd need to move 31337 doges mined in Sochi?
23:39 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: pack the skins in a crate?
23:39 punkman1 dogesled of course
23:39 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: That might be the most efficient option.
23:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.0008 = 0.16 BTC [+]
23:40 asciilifeform besides, they needn't travel far. chinese will 'convert them to rabbits and squirrels' for hatters.
23:40 mircea_popescu isn't the doge some japan dog ?
23:40 chipug shiba inu
23:41 copumpkin a.k.a. shiba dog
23:41 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: They probably pay better than people trading on Cryptsy do
23:41 mircea_popescu more like a fox than a dog really
23:41 mircea_popescu isn't this the dog that catlicks itself ?
23:42 chipug that's the japanese chin
23:42 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Yeah, that one
23:42 chipug chin is japanese for cat-like
23:42 copumpkin inu = dog
23:42 chipug http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Japanese_Chin_portrait.jpg
23:43 chipug they ^ wash like cats
23:43 mircea_popescu ow god
23:43 mircea_popescu that's one ugly w/e it was
23:43 chipug lol i know right?
23:43 chipug i really would like one
23:43 punkman1 would reddit love anything other than the worst dog?
23:44 mircea_popescu punkman1 maybe an octopus ?
23:44 Plaxant punkman1 my parents have a shibu mix, it's a pretty cool dog.
23:45 chetty an octopus would make a cool pet
23:45 mircea_popescu soo say hi to hplshuehue, who is a specialist endocrynologist from bahia, brazil.
23:45 mircea_popescu chetty i hear they're very smart.
23:45 ThickAsThieves hello hplshuehue
23:45 punkman1 i love octopus
23:46 punkman1 kinda hard to get it right on the grill though
23:46 chipug punkman1: maybe Ug: http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2010/12/UGLIEST-DOG-IN-BRITAIN-01.jpg
23:46 chetty and if you get hungry ....
23:46 BingoBoingo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOEZh1Lbbg
23:46 ozbot Giant Octopus Eats Sharks at Aquarium - YouTube
23:46 mircea_popescu whoa. lasers involved ?
23:46 hplshuehue Thank you, Mr. Mircea Popescu, and thanks everyone for helping the growth/spread/development of bitcoin
23:46 chipug Hello hplshuehue :)
23:47 chetty Hiya hplshuehue
23:48 hplshuehue Hi there
23:48 punkman1 hplshuehue: you posted your nickserv password earlier, just in case you didn't notice
23:48 hplshuehue yes
23:48 hplshuehue so lame
23:48 hplshuehue I won´t use that nick anymore
23:49 hplshuehue I gave up a more enthusiastic participation in the brazilian bitcoin community
23:49 hplshuehue sadly because of fear of Leviatan´s heavy hand
23:51 punkman1 expecting bad news in Brazil?
23:51 chipug hplshuehue: you should change your password just so no one else can use it either
23:52 hplshuehue right
23:52 hplshuehue let me do so
23:52 hplshuehue ;quit
23:52 chipug oh i didn't mean him to go!
23:52 mircea_popescu now who's gonna fix our glands.
23:53 chipug lol sorry! i think he will be back!
23:53 chipug let's hope your glands can hold out a bit mircea_popescu :P
23:53 mircea_popescu my sleep glands are inflamed.
23:53 chetty I wanna hear whats up (down) in Brazil
23:53 mircea_popescu so i guess we see about it tomorrow
23:54 Perlboy hi mircea_popescu, has someone come in here and asked about the assbot big put contract flows a day or two ago?
23:54 Perlboy if so, was it explained what it meant? Some peeps in another channel are confused and just trying to determine if i should go back track through my logs rather than repeat the same thing over and over again
23:55 chetty I think mp just left
23:55 Perlboy 'rather than make you repeat' <-- Which I suspect you wouldn't. :)
23:55 punkman1 Perlboy, someone bet big on BTC price going up by the end of February
23:55 punkman1 they are not in the money at the moment
23:56 Perlboy punkman1, up by $500 ?
23:56 BingoBoingo Perlboy: Up to $5000
23:56 BingoBoingo With steps along the way
23:56 duduqa well, I´m the same hlpshuehue
23:57 duduqa changed the password
23:57 duduqa thanks for being nice
23:57 duduqa different notebook and tired...
23:57 Perlboy BingoBoingo, punkman1 is this based on the Bitcointalk thread or actual confirmation from mircea_popescu?
23:57 punkman1 duduqa: no big deal, just keep your GPG keys private
23:57 Perlboy cause there's conjecture as to whether the bitcointalk thread actually understands correctly
23:59 punkman1 Perlboy: might be a good exercise to do the math yourself
00:00 BingoBoingo Perlboy: Based on assbot.
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