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00:22 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=7631&pr=1
00:25 ben_vulpes christ bb
00:25 ben_vulpes that's a real wrist-slitter
00:29 BingoBoingo Eh, that's sorta average. I can't see Portland being any better.
00:32 ben_vulpes it's depressing in its own ways, i'll grant that
00:32 ben_vulpes some over-degreed tenderqueer barista insisted on addressing the child with gender-neutral pronouns
00:34 ben_vulpes sadly, as i was not present, i only got to deliver the tongue-lashings for not delivering tongue-lashings.
00:34 BingoBoingo I thought like portland was all heroin and trans-queer-furries
00:35 ben_vulpes while very visible, those folks are a vanishingly small fraction of the population
00:35 ben_vulpes probably same pharma abuse rates as anywhere else
00:36 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=7629
00:36 BingoBoingo You forget that at any given time the bulk of them are zonked out out of sight
00:38 ben_vulpes there is that
00:38 ben_vulpes i don't get lafond's fixation on failure to do anything about people shooting up in plain sight
00:38 ben_vulpes cops'
00:39 BingoBoingo It's the same as alf's squirrel fixation. The junkie in the throes of addiction is a pest control problem.
00:39 ben_vulpes well sure if they were exterminable that's one thing, but lock 'em up? at whatever cost per night?
00:42 asciilifeform what cost, lol, let'em mine uranium until die.
00:42 asciilifeform cut wood, in alaska.
00:42 asciilifeform irrigate desert in arizona.
00:42 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: portland is trialing just this!
00:42 asciilifeform feed crocodiles in florida.
00:42 ben_vulpes selecting, obviously, against heroin users however.
00:43 BingoBoingo Anyways, the most reliable treatment for addiction is conversion therapy (i.e. removing the obsession through a spiritual experience), this requires as a prerequisite a "rock bottom" experience. Adversity is the kindest thing you can offer.
00:44 asciilifeform a city doesn't win from bipedal turds walking loose, any more than it wins from ordinary turds on sidewalk.
00:44 ben_vulpes way the heck upstack; BingoBoingo i have determined that "crack-o-my-ass" county late summer county fair has a talent competition, gospel competition, but as far as i've bothered to look so far, no amateur ag competition
00:45 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: a 'city' in america doesn't 'win'. it 'brings more voices to the table'.
00:45 ben_vulpes junkies, minorities groups imported as refugees within the last decade, whatever.
00:45 asciilifeform i.e. begs, begs for neutron bomb
00:46 BingoBoingo What's wrong with malathion?
00:47 asciilifeform y'mean vx ?
00:47 asciilifeform nuffin wrong, worx great
00:48 asciilifeform at one point su even had a custom sprayer warhead, even
00:48 asciilifeform gotta wonder, these were all scrapped ? or a few remain.
00:51 BingoBoingo Anyways the long term recovered addict tends to usually be higher than average quality homo sapien, but.. that recovery rate suffers from too many social services preventing abject rock bottom
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01:14 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-07#1652709 << i grew up literally in the library of my parents' house, they put my bed there when i was 12 or something. 5-6k tomes or thereabouts. i've not kept a house with books the past decade nevertheless, nor do i intend to.
01:14 a111 Logged on 2017-05-07 22:23 asciilifeform: aha, i've been to professors' houses, typically very spartan, 1 b00k case at most.
01:14 ben_vulpes is it just me or are the c99 array mutation semantics just woefully lacking
01:14 mircea_popescu isn't the idea "don't mutate just copy" ?
01:15 ben_vulpes also the copying semantics!
01:15 ben_vulpes remove_copy_if takes a unary predicate
01:15 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-07#1652716 << wtf. how do you do it ?
01:15 a111 Logged on 2017-05-07 22:34 asciilifeform always wanted to do this
01:15 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes it's not required to actually work to be THE IDEA, is it now!
01:16 ben_vulpes this was two lines of code with a lambda
01:16 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-07#1652720 << costa ricans, hater. and i liek ticos just fine.
01:16 a111 Logged on 2017-05-07 22:41 phf`: give it another 6 months before "puerto ricans are unfit for living"
01:17 ben_vulpes now i have to make a pair or a struct or something and then another function that eats that and returns a bool
01:18 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-07#1652728 << yup. because violence works. if you notice a coupla pretty chicks in a group of libertards, you go break the nose of a coupla dudes "for no reason" / "that was totally uncalled for and not necessary!!!1" and they'll all beeline to suck your cock : the chicks, and the dudes.
01:18 a111 Logged on 2017-05-07 23:25 phf`: from where i stand, same people who supported pim fortuyn and theo van gogh, i.e. anarchists, leftists, etc. 15 years later are supporting multicultural europe and nodick values. etc.
01:21 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652750 << dude wtf, i've not seen a machine that takes AN HOUR since the 90s.
01:21 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 03:25 ben_vulpes: well you've got what sixty minutes while it runs
01:24 ben_vulpes well there's the washer, and the dryer, and the latter's probably a 'high efficiency' model that doesn't actually get anything dry on the first run
01:24 ben_vulpes given that he's in california
01:24 mircea_popescu speaking of, i'm a huge fan of the tower arrangements.
01:24 mircea_popescu you seen those ?
01:24 ben_vulpes oh gross do you like front-loaders as well?
01:25 mircea_popescu basically vertical archimede screw.
01:25 mircea_popescu well no, it loads from top.
01:25 ben_vulpes ah, washer below, dryer atop?
01:25 mircea_popescu no, no. the washer, it doesn't have that stupid rotating faraday cage thing, horizontal.
01:25 mircea_popescu it has a spinning tower with fins, vertical.
01:26 ben_vulpes oh interesting
01:26 mircea_popescu way the fuck better imo. nfi why it took so long.
01:26 ben_vulpes oh wait
01:27 ben_vulpes this is standard issue?
01:27 mircea_popescu basically it convects your textiles through the water/air border, repeatedly.
01:27 mircea_popescu what do you mean ?
01:27 ben_vulpes does your drum still spin to do a pre-dry extraction?
01:27 mircea_popescu it dun have a centrifuge, it sucks the water out inertially. ie, as it lifts the clothes they lose water.
01:28 ben_vulpes i do not think i have ever seen this wonder
01:28 mircea_popescu i shall inquire re model number.
01:29 ben_vulpes you say "stupid rotating faraday cage thing, horizontal", as in a front-loading washer?
01:29 mircea_popescu i guess ?
01:29 mircea_popescu i've seen them top loading also
01:29 ben_vulpes threw me, this is a novel invention in the states to speed up parts wear and mildew growth
01:29 mircea_popescu nah, it's what the ro washing machines all were cca 1985
01:31 ben_vulpes madness
01:31 ben_vulpes why would you put a door seal in place when you could simply seal the agitator axle
01:31 ben_vulpes plus asymmetric load due to gravity during centrifuge cycle
01:32 ben_vulpes i have only ever bought old, used washers and dryers
01:32 ben_vulpes no idea why anyone would buy this sort of thing with the new tax in place
01:32 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes whirlpool clean touch.
01:32 ben_vulpes also i suspect the energy efficiency numbers are twisted by shrinking load size which is total bullshit
01:33 mircea_popescu what tax ?
01:33 BingoBoingo In other news: US "Occupational Safety" politruks are about to approve IMPACT RATED CONTACT LENSES!!!
01:33 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo that's actually not such a bad idea.
01:34 ben_vulpes "new tax" as in tax for buying goods new
01:34 BingoBoingo Not a bad idea, but how is the execution?
01:34 mircea_popescu oh metaphorically speaking
01:34 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo well that i dunno. but shatter contacts are a major and growing part of serious eye injury.
01:34 ben_vulpes https://youtu.be/HkPkkCVF6f0?t=1310 << centrifuge
01:35 mircea_popescu bout a third of the trade of eye surgeon friend.
01:35 ben_vulpes !!up trinque
01:35 deedbot trinque voiced for 30 minutes.
01:35 ben_vulpes hola trinque
01:35 trinque ty
01:35 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes oh huh.
01:35 mircea_popescu well i guess that shows how much i know about washers ;/
01:35 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: gravity's not enough
01:35 ben_vulpes psh, washers. try surface tension!
01:36 mircea_popescu anyway, i guess this gets classified as /mp finally figures out what top loading washer is, likes it.
01:36 ben_vulpes mp looks at std issue consumer item for first time since leaving .ro more like it
01:37 ben_vulpes but yes, glorious technology
01:37 ben_vulpes infinitely repairable
01:37 mircea_popescu hey, them girls. they make random things fun.
01:37 mircea_popescu i'm like in adult kindergarten.
01:37 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: You also have to consider the marketing rape of "impact resistant" from "doesn't break" to implications of "shock resistant"
01:38 mircea_popescu yeah. not shattering is a biggy.
01:38 mircea_popescu the rest... well.
01:38 ben_vulpes wait shattering?
01:38 mircea_popescu oya.
01:38 ben_vulpes people still use hard lenses?
01:38 mircea_popescu yes.
01:38 ben_vulpes w-why?
01:38 mircea_popescu shut up and side load.
01:38 ben_vulpes lolzlozl
01:39 ben_vulpes soft lenses are a thing, i've been using them since they came out with astigmatism weights.
01:39 mircea_popescu that's what girls get also.
01:39 mircea_popescu they're not even expensive, coupla hundred or such.
01:39 trinque man I just figure that pair of blurs in front of me on teh highway is something I don't want to drive into
01:39 ben_vulpes what, praytell, is so manly about the rigid lenses
01:40 mircea_popescu hm ?
01:40 * trinque probably needs to go get eyeball compensators soon, getting old
01:40 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes oh, i just happen to not need any. those girls who need eye correction, get same thing you're discussing, a-weighted soft contacts/
01:40 ben_vulpes trinque: i've dreamed of waking up and being able to see for decades at this point
01:41 ben_vulpes dreamt*
01:41 mircea_popescu wasn't implying any gender discrimination or inferiority or racism or anything of the kind!
01:41 ben_vulpes muh feefees!
01:41 ben_vulpes hurtful
01:42 mircea_popescu shall i wear some prescriptionless glasses for you ?
01:42 ben_vulpes a cock cage, methinks
01:42 mircea_popescu hue
01:42 ben_vulpes can't have anyone dancing to well, now
01:43 * mircea_popescu gets 16 inch solid iridium spiked penis cage with a little handcrafted machine gun on top.
01:43 mircea_popescu disintegrating belt feed!!!
01:43 * trinque drove a nissan cock cage for 3hrs today, worst car on earth
01:43 mircea_popescu lmao
01:43 ben_vulpes penii spikata
01:43 trinque arm wrests two different heights
01:43 trinque *rests
01:43 mircea_popescu didn't cuisinart buy nissan ?
01:44 ben_vulpes did it wrest you out of alignment?
01:44 ben_vulpes tooo laaaate
01:44 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: GE
01:44 ben_vulpes you can buy the frame but they still own the engine
01:45 trinque want to go ~100mph you'd better find a downhill or two
01:45 mircea_popescu TWO downhills ? wtf is this, skater car ?
01:45 ben_vulpes trinque: it'll break speed limits?
01:45 trinque it'll tickle them eh?
01:45 trinque and make noises like you're out of weed whacker string
01:45 mircea_popescu was it at least a nissan suv pickup ?
01:45 ben_vulpes i figured those shits called alexa all polite like to find out what the speed limit was
01:46 BingoBoingo Speed limit will brake
01:46 trinque no no this was the bottom tier shit nissan; I'm cheap as fuck
01:46 trinque versa.
01:46 mircea_popescu so basically you went around on a toothbrush.
01:46 ben_vulpes trinque: sidesaddle or cowboy?
01:47 trinque what's the one where you push it with feet out bottom
01:48 BingoBoingo Footisting?
01:48 mircea_popescu standard issue mall cop model eh.
01:49 ben_vulpes i fucking hate this: http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/algorithm/remove_copy_if/
01:49 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652781 << viceversa, really.
01:49 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 04:42 asciilifeform: irrigate desert in arizona.
01:50 ben_vulpes how am i supposed to know how many elements to allocate for the array which will receive the filtered elements?
01:50 ben_vulpes if i knew how many there were i'd probably also know which they were
01:50 ben_vulpes > returns an iterator the the end of the copied range
01:50 ben_vulpes so what, truncate the array, however the fuck that works in this baroque hellscape?
01:50 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes see, the problem is they have no sense of humor. why the fuck make JUST "remove_copy_if" when you could have had a whole suite. "if_copy_remove" "remove_if_copy" AND "copy_if_remove" plus removeif_copy and __remove_ifcopy for good seizure.
01:50 trinque ben_vulpes: clearly you pick a length which will be enough for anybody.
01:51 ben_vulpes trinque: I DON'T WANT THE MOTHERFUCKING ZEROS
01:51 ben_vulpes or a fucking if statement downstream that doesn't serialize a magic number
01:51 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes no, copy it again, don't truncate.
01:51 ben_vulpes yeah okay i'm going to go find satoshi and kill him myself
01:52 mircea_popescu you ever been at those gangster weddings in the 70s where they piled up antoinette's tit champagne glasses and then filled them from the top ?
01:52 mircea_popescu THAT is how c objects are supposed to work modernly.
01:52 ben_vulpes nobody i know is so tasteless as to waste good wine like that.
01:52 ben_vulpes well, hang out with.
01:53 mircea_popescu how you ended up programming is a mystery in this context.
01:53 ben_vulpes i actually had to castigate someone at this otherwise nice joint, "picnic house" for serving me bubbles in a coup recently.
01:55 mircea_popescu what's a coup ?
01:55 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: story is boring: i was doing r/d for teeny tiny chip testing companies in the "silicon forest", hated commuting to the burbs and not having a keg in the office, and got hoovered up by the great webdev pressure gradient.
01:55 ben_vulpes the tit glasses
01:55 ben_vulpes coupe?
01:55 mircea_popescu ah. they're actually fine for champagne cocktails imo
01:55 mircea_popescu but yes, usually coupe.
01:56 ben_vulpes fucking terrible, offgass an entire glass in 2 minutes
01:56 mircea_popescu you're supposed to drink it not dribble in it.
01:57 ben_vulpes i will drink it at whatever speed i choose
01:57 mircea_popescu and the girls ?
01:57 ben_vulpes subject to conduction from the outside
01:57 ben_vulpes i don't need a new motherfucking surface area problem on top of my drinking problem
01:57 ben_vulpes "they will drink it at whatever speed i choose as well" my popesculator says
01:59 trinque > not having a keg in the office
02:00 trinque not a problem at my last pdx gig!
02:00 trinque but y'know, straight to the hard liquor
02:00 ben_vulpes well this was in the burbs, at a fab facility
02:00 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes anyway. add a thin layer of oil, venting problems solved.
02:00 ben_vulpes keeping booze on the premises amplifies the extant tension between production and engineering
02:00 mircea_popescu sesame works fine.
02:02 ben_vulpes i think i'll stick to the correct glassware.
02:05 mircea_popescu recycled motor oil also
02:05 ben_vulpes !!up trinque
02:05 deedbot trinque voiced for 30 minutes.
02:07 ben_vulpes anyways, i understand the 2010-2013 "bitcoin developer" demo better now
02:07 ben_vulpes they...don't see anything wrong with this fundament.
02:08 mircea_popescu heh.
02:08 mircea_popescu dude, what understand. they're drones, beta males looking to get into some kind of party, any kind of party. they've made a pact and shit.
02:09 ben_vulpes i have derived a tiny bit of insight about a huge swath of the population, then.
02:12 mircea_popescu dun dun dun
02:19 mircea_popescu hmm, anyone remember any specifics re that studio fire last year ?
02:21 ben_vulpes oakland, operators got out with their kids (mournfully), buncha other folks crisped
02:21 mircea_popescu a ty
02:21 ben_vulpes http://www.sfchronicle.com/oakland-fire/
02:21 mircea_popescu qntra dsid it, as it turns out. http://qntra.net/2016/12/oakland-warehouse-destroyed-by-artist-infestation/
02:23 ben_vulpes shame
02:23 ben_vulpes everlasting shame
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02:55 mircea_popescu !!up gizmolearner
02:55 deedbot gizmolearner voiced for 30 minutes.
02:55 gizmolearner Ahh. Chat is off by default?
02:57 mircea_popescu yes.
02:59 gizmolearner Probe is working great. BTW it's a purchase last week, so they still sell the kits with probes.
03:00 gizmolearner I noticed in the probe faq that new APUs aren't supported. Any thoughts on what the best board (memory capacity I guess) that will work with the probe?
~ 30 minutes ~
03:31 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/teatro-la-comedia-de-san-jose-calle-13-entre-av-6-y-8/ << Trilema - Teatro "La Comedia" de San Jose (Calle 13, entre Av. 6 y 8)
~ 2 hours 26 minutes ~
05:57 phf` http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652831 << i thought those are mostly standard, but i take it your girls line dry after? because centrifuge doesn't get it dry dry
05:57 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 05:27 mircea_popescu: it dun have a centrifuge, it sucks the water out inertially. ie, as it lifts the clothes they lose water.
05:59 phf` mine is a vertical spinner, but it also has a horizontal drier in the same tower. i'd say apartments i've seen it's 50/50 between vertical and horizontal washers
06:04 phf` http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652797 << i don't get it. i'd say i could get rid of about 20% of my books, but the rest i read or consult regularly. i had the bulk of my books in storage last year, and it was inconvenient (unlike say clothes or random "useful" junk that i have, that, once it goes into storage i don't even remember i had)
06:04 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 05:14 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-07#1652709 << i grew up literally in the library of my parents' house, they put my bed there when i was 12 or something. 5-6k tomes or thereabouts. i've not kept a house with books the past decade nevertheless, nor do i intend to.
~ 46 minutes ~
06:50 phf` Framedragger: that's colloquial use of "anarchist" by the way, i.e. when i was growing up that was post-punk, post-left (in a marxist leninist sense) people. think bob black, rather than murray bookchin
06:52 phf` they were permanent residents of european hackerspaces, and if they did ~anything~ it would've been some kind of experimental "art"
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08:30 Framedragger phf`: ah ok that makes sense. i checked bob black (lols), yeah gotcha. lulzy re "art"
08:36 Framedragger !#s abolition of work
08:36 a111 1 result for "abolition of work", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=abolition%20of%20work
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08:56 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652926 << http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3103356827666810@naggum.no.html >> 'C++ is a language strongly optimized for
08:56 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 05:50 ben_vulpes: how am i supposed to know how many elements to allocate for the array which will receive the filtered elements?
08:56 asciilifeform liars and people who go by guesswork and ignorance.'
09:00 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652984 << afaik: the 4GB apu1
09:00 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 07:00 gizmolearner: I noticed in the probe faq that new APUs aren't supported. Any thoughts on what the best board (memory capacity I guess) that will work with the probe?
09:02 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652989 << exactly this !
09:02 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 10:04 phf`: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652797 << i don't get it. i'd say i could get rid of about 20% of my books, but the rest i read or consult regularly. i had the bulk of my books in storage last year, and it was inconvenient (unlike say clothes or random "useful" junk that i have, that, once it goes into storage i don't even remember i had)
09:04 asciilifeform gizmolearner: theoretically you can attach probe to any (but the latest, crippled) amd cpu using a 'socket interposer' that sandwiches under the chip. but as to where to get it -- no one seems to know.
09:04 asciilifeform almost certainly cheapest and most practical is to have it made , yourself, at, say, 'gold phoenix' plant.
09:06 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652831 << i have a '90s tower of horizontal-horizontal here. worx great.
09:06 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 05:27 mircea_popescu: it dun have a centrifuge, it sucks the water out inertially. ie, as it lifts the clothes they lose water.
09:06 asciilifeform but it was made pre-'saving'.
09:08 Framedragger !!up gizmolearner
09:08 deedbot gizmolearner voiced for 30 minutes.
09:09 gizmolearner I was just looking for something relatively painless. Anything plug n play better than the APU1's with 4GB?
09:10 asciilifeform what's that mean ?
09:10 asciilifeform what lacking 'plug and play' is there to complain about in a box with all peripherals soldered down ??
09:11 asciilifeform gizmolearner: if you don't feel like soldering the debug jack : biggest readily available board is probably gizmo2
09:11 gizmolearner The Gizmo Explorer only has 1GB. Ideally I would like something with ~8-16GB (or DIMM slots)
09:11 asciilifeform ( 2G )
09:11 asciilifeform but no slots.
09:12 asciilifeform if you want something with dimm slots, AND a debug jack, god help you, i've been searching for 5+ years on secondhand market.
09:12 gizmolearner Soldering debug I can do. Having PCB manufactured is a bit beyond me
09:13 gizmolearner https://www.gizmosphere.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/4531_Gizmo2_ProBRIEF_FNL.Element14.pdf says Gizmo2 is only 1GB?
09:13 asciilifeform hm yea nm
09:14 asciilifeform get the apu1 while you can.
09:21 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652852 << contactlens is imho terrifyingly bad tech. entirely unsuited for anybody who works with hands ever.
09:21 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 05:34 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo well that i dunno. but shatter contacts are a major and growing part of serious eye injury.
09:21 asciilifeform no good in machine shop, no good in organic chem lab, no good anywhere but perfumed throne room finery.
09:22 asciilifeform traps gasses, melts into eye, makes just about any mishap a blindness event
09:22 asciilifeform even soldering becomes a hazard with contact lens.
09:23 Framedragger and good environment for all kinds of very nasty bacteria to flourish
09:24 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652887 << ever considered the laser job ?
09:24 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 05:40 ben_vulpes: trinque: i've dreamed of waking up and being able to see for decades at this point
09:25 asciilifeform ( get it 1 eye at a time, so that if fails, at least you have 1 good eye left )
09:36 Framedragger gets more dangerous with more intense myopia etc., doesn't it?
09:36 * Framedragger sits here with ~ -10 dioptre (genetics, man)
09:37 Framedragger (one good outcome of .lt joining .eu: was able to get driver's license (change in regulations for driving, if person can see well with glasses))
09:51 Framedragger !!up gizmolearner
09:51 deedbot gizmolearner voiced for 30 minutes.
09:52 Framedragger gizmolearner: just fyi, you could register your gpg key with deedbot (http://deedbot.org/help.html), would make things easier
09:53 gizmolearner Framedragger, thanks for the info
10:01 gizmolearner !!register http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/5iWTd/?raw=true
10:01 deedbot B147983D4E7087710B0DC9D0BA56F6ACA4219D40 registered as gizmolearner.
10:04 Framedragger !!rate gizmolearner 1 apu etc. tinkerer / new blood
10:04 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/I9CWG/?raw=true
10:05 Framedragger !!v A4F5EC635F416E296E2BCA9C11C7D7F4701F9E5B516236AD55C29E4A844F158D
10:05 deedbot Framedragger rated gizmolearner 1 << apu etc. tinkerer / new blood
10:05 Framedragger gizmolearner: now you can `/msg deedbot !!up gizmolearner`
10:05 gizmolearner Framedragger cool, thanks
10:11 asciilifeform in other noose, the LYSO crystals are here !
10:14 Framedragger asciilifeform: are you planning on building an entropy source based on them, then? :) need a good uv light reader, or something?
10:23 gizmolearner In random news... the first Intel NUC I order from Amazon.com (not 3rd party seller), was just a box bag of gravel inside. Customer support sent a real one. I'm guessing a reshrink wrapped return that got send out again.
10:24 Framedragger heh.
10:24 Framedragger and in scanning news, launched ipv4 rescan. (1st phase, which is easier than 2nd phase (key extraction), but will give us some interesting data nonetheless.)
10:28 gizmolearner I wonder how many Intel boxs with vulnerable AMT are on the web...
10:29 asciilifeform afaik vuln still not public...
10:29 asciilifeform Framedragger: neato
10:31 gizmolearner I thought it was just a null password? https://www.embedi.com/files/white-papers/Silent-Bob-is-Silent.pdf
10:32 gizmolearner (err null response I guess)
10:33 * asciilifeform reads
10:36 Framedragger omg it seems that it is, wrong value passed to strncmp ahahaha
10:42 gizmolearner Yeah would have been really quickly if it wasn't buried in compressed code. Instead it's in years of BIOS's and basically gives remote as if local root access.
10:43 asciilifeform anybody disasm the patched fw yet??
10:45 gizmolearner I don't even know how they reversed the huffman coding in the first place since the table is buried in PCH ROM.
10:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/B5jUA/?raw=true
10:53 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652986 << used to, until this year. i like the fresh air scent of clothes / can't stand detergent perfume bs. unexaminedly i didn't even consider non-open air drying of clothes to be acceptably hygienic in the first place, as per ro traditionz.
10:53 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 09:57 phf`: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652831 << i thought those are mostly standard, but i take it your girls line dry after? because centrifuge doesn't get it dry dry
10:53 mircea_popescu but reviewed the matter last month, dun actually have objection to correctly used dryer.
11:01 gizmolearner ƒAny idea why reset on Gizmo explorer doesn't starts at EIP=0xfffffc10 instead of 0xfffffff0?
11:01 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652989 << no, i have no objection to it being incomprehensible, it strikes me as nutty also. perhaps a major part of the explanation is that whenever i don't remember something i just pick a girl who likely doesn't know it, ask her about it, and when she doesn't know it she gets ordered to research it. another part of it, maybe even larger, is that the stuff that actually interests me isn't
11:01 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 10:04 phf`: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652797 << i don't get it. i'd say i could get rid of about 20% of my books, but the rest i read or consult regularly. i had the bulk of my books in storage last year, and it was inconvenient (unlike say clothes or random "useful" junk that i have, that, once it goes into storage i don't even remember i had)
11:01 mircea_popescu in english, and consequently by and large digitized. consider http://trilema.com/2017/balul-de-simbata-seara/#comment-121981 which is literally correct : virtually all romanian films worth watching are on the youtube. ~same for say italian, or french.
11:01 mircea_popescu being born to a stupid mother and inheriting her stupid tongue is a heavy burden indeed, as it turns out.
11:04 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653061 << got it
11:04 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 14:49 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/B5jUA/?raw=true
11:06 mircea_popescu gizmolearner it starts at whatever you have in that register neh ?
11:06 gizmolearner x86 should reset to 0xfffffff0
11:06 mircea_popescu can't say without the docs for your specific item, but i guess it doesn't ?
11:07 mircea_popescu "x86" is, sadly, not really a thing in this sense.
11:11 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652992 << not much, but still better than "skateboarding", i guess.
11:11 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 10:52 phf`: they were permanent residents of european hackerspaces, and if they did ~anything~ it would've been some kind of experimental "art"
11:11 gizmolearner docs say FFF0 - http://support.amd.com/TechDocs/24593.pdf
11:11 gizmolearner I wonder if the probe takes a few instructions before it stops
11:12 mircea_popescu seems possible you stumbled on something there.
11:13 mircea_popescu do both addresses hold the same value ?
11:15 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653003 << doesn't aries sell them anymore ?
11:15 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:04 asciilifeform: gizmolearner: theoretically you can attach probe to any (but the latest, crippled) amd cpu using a 'socket interposer' that sandwiches under the chip. but as to where to get it -- no one seems to know.
11:16 mircea_popescu dude check it out, they're still online!
11:17 mircea_popescu http://www.arieselec.com
11:21 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653018 << you know, maybe a proper probe might even make sense for nsa.
11:21 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:12 gizmolearner: Soldering debug I can do. Having PCB manufactured is a bit beyond me
11:22 mircea_popescu what 4 gb, let it have sixteen banks for all anyone cares, put 2 tb in there. and let it not be "industry friendly" either.
11:22 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653024 << it's fortunate then that nobody gives a shit about glasses except in hot women, if at all.
11:22 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:21 asciilifeform: no good in machine shop, no good in organic chem lab, no good anywhere but perfumed throne room finery.
11:23 mircea_popescu !!up test58290739
11:23 deedbot test58290739 voiced for 30 minutes.
11:25 gizmolearner I figured it out. Instruction at 0xfffffff0 is a jump. The probe doesn't refresh the registers until after you execute an instruction. So after reset the registers are stale.
11:25 mircea_popescu aha.
11:26 mircea_popescu this isn't by any chance the first time you got a probe going ?
11:27 gizmolearner yes and no. first time with this probe. also played with OpenOCD on the Quark
11:27 mircea_popescu well good for you. having fun ?
11:27 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653031 << it does, yes. though the better doctors will just do it over time, take 3-5 years to shave you down to .1
11:27 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:36 Framedragger: gets more dangerous with more intense myopia etc., doesn't it?
11:28 Framedragger mircea_popescu: multiple operations? i haven't even considered that. hmm, thanks for the pointer
11:28 gizmolearner Yeah, aside from not being able to get the Intel side of things going yet.
11:28 * Framedragger will bring it up on next visit
11:28 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653027 << but no, not really. you don't wear them continuously, and the lacrimal soup isn't very conducive in the first place. it's true plastic is great bacterial substrate, but really material science has come a long way, this is not much of a concern.
11:28 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:23 Framedragger: and good environment for all kinds of very nasty bacteria to flourish
11:29 mircea_popescu Framedragger well, doctor knows so you don't have to :)
11:29 Framedragger yeah, suppose so!
11:30 Framedragger re. soup, i dunno stats / anecdotal cases, but there have been instances of otherwise-high-hygiene folks getting nasty bacteria by forgetting not to use tap water, once (source is unreliable bbc article so yeah, meh); etc.
11:30 mircea_popescu also, this was a field where waiting for computing paid off, past 2 decades. but i'd be gut-guessing it's just about mature by now.
11:30 mircea_popescu Framedragger sounds more like the whole "tap water is bad mmkay" pieces the bottled water folks keep regularly seeding.
11:31 Framedragger heh, yeah, true...
11:31 gizmolearner On the quark it actually does slide a few insructions on reset because they didn't bother to wire TRST, so they are reseting in stopping in some hacky way.
11:31 mircea_popescu it's mind boggling that in a world arot with socialists, the one place where communal solutions fucking make sense finds itself cornered, and about to lose a head.
11:33 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653033 << this is a terrifyingly stupid idea. gf knocks your glasses off next you drive into me then ima have to get out, beat you into a pulp and set the rest of the eu on fire because htye'll be all "hey, why you beat guy into pulp, that's against eu regulations" and i'll be all "fuck you and your stupid mothers"
11:33 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:37 Framedragger: (one good outcome of .lt joining .eu: was able to get driver's license (change in regulations for driving, if person can see well with glasses))
11:34 Framedragger there is that. i don't do lots of driving at all, and plan to avoid driving at night, ever. but, yeah, point taken.
11:35 mircea_popescu not like it's a rule everyone must drive, wear the same dumbass clothes and read reddit.
11:35 gizmolearner The Sage EDK had the ability to write the flash. Any ideas on how to do that without it?
11:35 mircea_popescu and yes you have some dB loss because of the resistence of the medium. "i couldn't see that light officer". of course not, it was faint and you were wearing glasses.
11:38 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653073 << if you want to stop at reset vector, you gotta enable this, see my gdb monitor commands guide.
11:38 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 15:06 gizmolearner: x86 should reset to 0xfffffff0
11:38 asciilifeform otherwise you end up stopping wherever.
11:39 mircea_popescu !!rate gizmolearner 1 start-up something something, dunno.
11:39 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/i86s4/?raw=true
11:39 gizmolearner It's stopping correctly, it's just not refreshing the registers
11:39 mircea_popescu !!v 4947C1175F722ED8FF8619456B757E85CBD4194015DD8C789EB86C87D92CCFA9
11:39 deedbot mircea_popescu rated gizmolearner 1 << start-up something something, dunno.
11:39 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653085 << i dun see an interposer in that catalogue
11:39 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 15:17 mircea_popescu: http://www.arieselec.com
11:39 gizmolearner but I know it's just a jump so it's all good
11:39 gizmolearner asciilifeform: any ideas on how to write the flash through the probe?
11:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform wow rly ? that's ~all they did, bpg lifters, interposers and i guess some cable shits
11:40 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not a socket-f interposer, certainly. we're talking about a pretty hefty and expensive (impedance-matched, etc) thing.
11:40 mircea_popescu http://www.arieselec.com/products/data/23016-csp-hybrid-socket.htm neh ?
11:41 asciilifeform gizmolearner: you do it with induced pci write cycles. see 'flashrom' (i have the beginnings of a 'flashrom' back-end to sage, but not finished yet sadly)
11:41 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that's a socket ! as in what goes on a mobo. not interposer.
11:41 asciilifeform interposer is this condom thing that goes UNDER cpu.
11:41 asciilifeform and still fits in stock socket. bringing out certain pins.
11:42 mircea_popescu dude... it has probes built in etc ?
11:42 asciilifeform the linked item is a socket. as in, solders onto a bare pcb.
11:42 asciilifeform as in, these are sold wherever. not rarity. and not at all useful for subj.
11:42 mircea_popescu i must not be understanding something.
11:43 asciilifeform aite, i'ma find a photo.
11:43 mircea_popescu you don't want to hook up one of these to a board, and use it to probe chip ?
11:43 asciilifeform https://cdn3.volusion.com/gqopm.ulhpm/v/vspfiles/photos/Q6UJ9A00RBLU-2.jpg << intel interposer.
11:43 asciilifeform sits down in a socket, and has ~second~ socket for cpu.
11:44 asciilifeform you can't solder a stock socket on top of a regular socket, no.
11:44 asciilifeform they have ball grids, and 0.01mm dimensional tolerance, and impedance match, etc.
11:44 mircea_popescu so not like eg http://www.arieselec.com/products/data/23026-bga-high-temp-burn-in-and-test-socket.htm ?
11:44 asciilifeform needs dedicated gizmo, to work.
11:45 asciilifeform exactly not like. 'test socket' is what folx used to call a 'zif', gizmo for use in factory to test ~chips~ on conveyor, rated for many insertion cycles and easy to open/close
11:45 mircea_popescu aha.
11:45 mircea_popescu and since gotta be impedance matched you'd expect they'd advertise it if they actually had it ?
11:45 asciilifeform right.
11:46 mircea_popescu ic.
11:46 asciilifeform it isn't a mass-produced, in the ordinary sense, item.
11:46 asciilifeform 'letter from hitler.'
11:47 mircea_popescu i guess with the new leadless bs you'll ruin the board before you get the socket off anyway
11:47 * mircea_popescu is evidently stuck in the past.
11:47 asciilifeform soldering to an exposed ball is also out of the question
11:48 asciilifeform impedance.
11:48 mircea_popescu myeah
11:48 asciilifeform whole thing more or less has to be perfect, to work at all.
11:48 mircea_popescu brings the question wtf golden specked teflon they even make the interposers out of
11:48 asciilifeform literally teflon.
11:48 asciilifeform flex pcb
11:48 mircea_popescu i expect, yeah
11:50 mircea_popescu gizmolearner did you ever say what you did for a living or anything ?
11:52 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653054 << lel!
11:52 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 14:31 gizmolearner: I thought it was just a null password? https://www.embedi.com/files/white-papers/Silent-Bob-is-Silent.pdf
11:53 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653116 << in usa , there exist braille lettering on ~drive-through~ atm.
11:53 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 15:35 mircea_popescu: not like it's a rule everyone must drive, wear the same dumbass clothes and read reddit.
11:53 asciilifeform because indeed 'everyone must drive'
11:53 asciilifeform no auto ~= no legs
11:53 mircea_popescu yes but we were talking of actual people, not like americans.
11:56 mircea_popescu ok this has been one hell of an entertaining morning.
11:56 mircea_popescu "the password should be just as long as the password presented was, wut, problem???".
11:56 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653086 << probe is actually not so hard to clone. problem is what to plug it into.
11:56 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 15:21 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653018 << you know, maybe a proper probe might even make sense for nsa.
11:57 asciilifeform amd g-series has been properly crippled, as of 2y ago.
11:57 asciilifeform all new production affected.
11:57 asciilifeform this leaves 0 useful x86 cpu in current production.
11:57 mircea_popescu what did it do, looks for signed crapload or what was it ?
11:57 asciilifeform aha.
11:58 mircea_popescu 1024b ?
11:58 asciilifeform 2048
11:58 mircea_popescu o brother, luxurious fuckers are they.
11:58 asciilifeform now i've thought about having a mobo for ~classic~ opterons made. but this would easily go 10,000 $ a piece in small qty. and needs docs that i dun have.
11:58 mircea_popescu and decades idem
11:59 asciilifeform well no, no decade. but would have to get asic made, for southbridge
11:59 asciilifeform so equally painful as making new comp from 0.
11:59 asciilifeform no particular point in doing so, x86 gotta die.
11:59 mircea_popescu in the sense that rather make that, best make new comp. trb-i all over again.
11:59 asciilifeform aha!
11:59 asciilifeform 'spittoon was in one strand'
12:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform for my curiosity, does imperial drm tech look for a 2048 rsa or ec sig ?
12:00 asciilifeform 2048 rsa
12:00 mircea_popescu not eating own dogfood, be they.
12:00 asciilifeform i even put the amd pubkeys in phuctor, recall.
12:01 mircea_popescu tsk tsk. but why, it's so insecure and ec is so much better and there's even this stuff on mediumgithub ?
12:01 asciilifeform recall the finn
12:01 asciilifeform he showed how to extract'em
12:01 mircea_popescu yeah.
12:01 asciilifeform iirc i got all known, at the time, variants, in there.
12:01 mircea_popescu lol if that pops, the unhappening should be lulzy to watch. from space preferably.
12:01 asciilifeform aha. but fat chance.
12:02 mircea_popescu hey. did you see the password length item above ?
12:02 mircea_popescu not like empire can hire above monkey.
12:03 gizmolearner ƒasciilifeform: pseudo code but LPC ISA (Bus 0,Device 20, Function 3).Spi_Base(90h).SPI_OpCode=ERASE look like a step in the right direction?
12:04 mircea_popescu wtf is that ƒ he keeps putting in there ?
12:05 gizmolearner Maybe RISC V will take over enough
12:06 asciilifeform would make 0 diff, to have it
12:06 asciilifeform if your box still has such things as intel NICs, DMA, pci.
12:06 gizmolearner mircea_popescu: used to do security software, goofed off for a few years, running out of savings so I need to either make something or get a job again
12:07 mircea_popescu seems rather like the whole nic-dma combo is being fortified as a wolf's last stand. i guess they expect ot lose cpus (to the chinese).
12:07 mircea_popescu !!key gizmolearner
12:07 deedbot http://wot.deedbot.org/B147983D4E7087710B0DC9D0BA56F6ACA4219D40.asc
12:07 asciilifeform they already lost'em in pocket comp space ( to arm, which is still centralized/nato design, but tottering control )
12:07 mircea_popescu gizmolearner "used to do security software" as in, anonymously ?
12:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform aha.
12:08 gizmolearner McAfee/Network General/MyCio in the 90's
12:09 mircea_popescu yes, but as Joe Schmoe or as nobody in particular ?
12:11 gizmolearner I was software architect for the av group for a while, got their enterprise product started, got like 20 patents, decided I hated patents and was just working against my future self, left, couple startups that failed, nothing really too noteworthy
12:13 mircea_popescu did you publish anything at any point of this ?
12:13 mircea_popescu ah, ok, liek what patents ?
12:15 gizmolearner Saying would identify me, and I prefer to be somewhat anonymous for now.
12:16 mircea_popescu aite.
12:23 gizmolearner I'll say this about back then though, it was nice to have a company to buy thinigs like SoftIce and IDA.
12:23 mircea_popescu oh, for my own curiosity, as an anon data point : would you say spending a few years mid career working for failed start-ups makes one more money than working for corp ? less ? ~same ?
12:24 asciilifeform in asciilifeform's experience -- less
12:24 mircea_popescu omg stop tainting the straw poll!
12:24 asciilifeform lolk
12:26 gizmolearner McAfee was sort of mid startup when I joined, so 90% of my money was from them becaause the stock was actually worth somthing. By startups I had higher salary, but it wasn't on a level to complete with the stock.
12:26 gizmolearner Work at Google or Facebook if you want money. If you are into something like deep learning you can earn probably in the mid six figures.
12:28 mircea_popescu oh, i'm worth like a billion give or take a few start-ups.
12:28 gizmolearner Even starting engineers make more than I did as a CTO for startups 10 years ago
12:28 mircea_popescu well yes, but the fiat is worth less.
12:29 gizmolearner Actually maybe 15 years ago.. Time flies
12:30 mircea_popescu like an arrow ; fruit flies fly like flies.
12:38 mircea_popescu asciilifeform "you will always make more money tomorrow than yesterday, no matter what you do". sounds like a dream until you find out how the ustards implemented it in practice.
12:41 * asciilifeform knows very well, how.
12:43 mircea_popescu but you can make some great vhs tapes on this flimsy premise. who'll ever know.
12:49 gizmolearner mircea_popescu you might make more money in terms of amount, but not nescessarily in actual value. Might be true if you have enough money that your money makes money.
12:50 gizmolearner Although "always" is a loaded term
12:50 mircea_popescu no, that's what i meant, more nominally, worth ~nothing.
12:50 mircea_popescu just like socialism fails in general.
12:51 mircea_popescu the soviet hotties who willingly traded their charms for a cake of soap and two rolls of proper toilet paper whenever they could get the attentions of a not-born-among-retards visitor for long enough were nominally employed, in a nominally functioning empire, nominally making a great salary.
12:52 gizmolearner The Gulag Archipelago makes me want to retire from the human race. Capitalism is pretty broken, but I prefer it to what people in the USSR had to go through.
12:53 mircea_popescu capitalism is broken ?
12:53 mircea_popescu anyway, don't worry, it's definitely coming.
12:57 gizmolearner I think in the not so far future most poeple will be obsolete, so capatlisim is out. If machines can outthink and outwork the average person that is a lot of redundant people. On the plus side, the world would still be producing as much as ever. So what do we do ? Try socialsim again?
12:58 mircea_popescu can't say i follow those jumps.
12:58 mircea_popescu how is capitalism out just because most people are obsolete ? capitalism is here to stay, not people, and ESPECIALLY not the obsolete ones.
12:59 mircea_popescu they'll just get cooked as per swift's cookbook and that's the last anyone'll ever hear of them.
13:00 mircea_popescu but in any case -- socialism is always "tried" when the curve of worker consumption exceeds the industrial output, ie when there's a lot of idle, unmonetizable pretense going around. in other words, socialism is the scar tissue, papering over absent production, not ever the result of abundance.
13:01 gizmolearner After many years of slow growth, AI is currently looking to be on an unstoppable path. If a machine that costs $.25 an hour to run can out think a person who costs $50 an hour. What should the people do? Capatilism says the machines should win the jobs. So no you have factories and things that require almost no people, but still produce as much as ever. And a lot of unemployable people.
13:01 mircea_popescu the us is turning socialist because average us produced cuntlet can't bridge the gap between what she thinks her priceless snowflake of a snatch is worth and what i might consider paying.
13:01 mircea_popescu gizmolearner you need to be thinking on a machine costing a quarter an hour to arrive at the conclusion a machine could outthink some guy making money.
13:02 mircea_popescu mind that people making 50 an hour "to think" are simply enjoying the upper tier of welfare. just like the idiot blue collar is paid 12 an hour to get out of the way, so is the idiot white collar paid 50 an hour.
13:02 mircea_popescu neither is producing any value, the whole thing is "this is cheaper than shooting you, so far."
13:03 gizmolearner At some point the people revolt, and they also have guns.
13:04 mircea_popescu lol ok.
13:04 mircea_popescu and shoot what, transformer stations ?
13:04 mircea_popescu i don't think you either know or could meet if you dedicated a year to it someone possessed of an ai capable of identifying who the fuck to shoot.
13:04 mircea_popescu even if you had a large supply of quarters for this new laundromat.
13:05 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653024 << yeah uh don't wear contacts in the machine shop
13:05 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:21 asciilifeform: no good in machine shop, no good in organic chem lab, no good anywhere but perfumed throne room finery.
13:05 mircea_popescu people do not revolt. "people", like submissive wives, will only move out when they identify some other thing to move into.
13:05 mircea_popescu until then, will happily boil like frogs, these "people".
13:06 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes or rather, wear the plastic thing over them, like everyone in machine shop does anyway.
13:06 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653028 << regularly. "when i'm rich!!!1"
13:06 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 13:24 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1652887 << ever considered the laser job ?
13:06 gizmolearner Do you agree with the premise that at some point most (if not all) of the population will be obsolete?
13:06 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: it costs less than new lappy iirc
13:06 mircea_popescu same in chem lab. you are of course wearing airtight goggles, yes ? then ?
13:06 mircea_popescu gizmolearner i actually believe that point was cca 2005.
13:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ~nobody actually wears the school goggles in actual lab. they 'sweat'.
13:06 mircea_popescu anyway. past not future event.
13:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform get good ones. but anyway, i do, in the grand total i dunno, 100 hours i spent in a chem lab over three decades.
13:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: outside of uni ?
13:08 ben_vulpes yeah i wore 'em. sweat and all.
13:08 mircea_popescu bout half.
13:08 asciilifeform i've yet to meet these, 'good ones', sweat evaporates and condenses inside the lenses, ick.
13:08 gizmolearner So if we go further and say at some point everyone is obsolete, then you are left with a power struggle between those who happened to be in a place of power and those who aren't so fortunate. All are potentially obsolete.
13:08 mircea_popescu hard to draw this "ouitside of uni" line, but first approx.
13:08 ben_vulpes also proper impact resistant glasses when i had to sojurn across the fab floor when i did that.
13:08 mircea_popescu gizmolearner no. just because most women are unfuckable doesn't mean all are. or ever will be.
13:08 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: i wear 'riot shield' face thing in machine shop. worx great. and 0 sweating.
13:09 mircea_popescu planet is about 99% pork bellies belabouring under the delusion of humanity. this fat will be trimmed, but the process or the delusion speak not to actual people.
13:09 ben_vulpes oh yeah those are great asciilifeform
13:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ah, yeah, popular with welders, that thing, and cnc mill people.
13:09 ben_vulpes relatedly, imagine my relief upgrading to the self-darkening welding mask
13:09 asciilifeform these are mightily spiffy.
13:09 mircea_popescu heliomatic glass is cheap now eh.
13:09 ben_vulpes imagine learning to strike an arc without one!
13:10 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653118 << also ruins the peripheral vision, demanding more head-swiveling
13:10 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 15:35 mircea_popescu: and yes you have some dB loss because of the resistence of the medium. "i couldn't see that light officer". of course not, it was faint and you were wearing glasses.
13:10 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes i wasn't even going to go into how i spot a lot more tiny geckos, lost earrings, etc than my glass-blessed friends.
13:11 gizmolearner Yeah, but who will be left over? If people are actually obsolete, it's just a popularity contest in then end.
13:11 Framedragger ben_vulpes: true :( (painfully aware of it)...
13:11 mircea_popescu gizmolearner well, that's what the republic is for. literally, tmsr = the republic of the leftover.
13:11 ben_vulpes Framedragger: now imagine you have a car that actually goes fast
13:11 * Framedragger goes to rearrange life
13:11 mircea_popescu to make it a wot contest rather than a popularity contest, ie, to remove the franchise from the britney spears demo.
13:12 gizmolearner tmsr?
13:12 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i long ago came to terms with my poor acuity.
13:12 ben_vulpes gizmolearner: "the most serene republic (of bitcoin)"
13:12 mircea_popescu i guess he doesn't care for chan topics.
13:13 ben_vulpes i will admit to the same
13:13 gizmolearner Sorry, came in via loper-os. Wasn't really here for politics.
13:13 mircea_popescu hey, me too. what's one to do ?
13:14 ben_vulpes "it's there, i guess we gotta put something in it"
13:14 mircea_popescu gizmolearner honestly i don't think anyone is. politics is like cleanning, nobody builds himself a lab for the joy of having to clean it up periodically.
13:14 asciilifeform gizmolearner: keep in mind that the article that brought you here, would not exist if not but for the 'politics'.
13:14 mircea_popescu nevertheless, a lab that nobody spends time cleaning shows it.
13:15 ben_vulpes clean up after every shift!
13:15 mircea_popescu well, then again alf might be the exception. hey, do you enjoy cleaning the lab ?
13:15 asciilifeform asciilifeform did not clean up the year+ of work that led to it for publication 'for the lulz' or for whatever idiot reddit reason.
13:15 ben_vulpes let no leeb leave undiscomfited
13:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i clean by moving to new lab, lol
13:15 mircea_popescu next you're going to tell me silk comes out your ass.
13:15 asciilifeform pbwwwkfft.
13:15 mircea_popescu lol
13:16 mircea_popescu srsly, this is also how silkworms clean up their lab. better make sure you got a new layer of mulberry leaves atop for them to move to OR ELSE THEY DIE!!
13:16 mircea_popescu silkworm dun care!
13:16 asciilifeform it's the only tru way to properly clean anything!111 phakt!!
13:17 mircea_popescu leik how they cleanned up europe cca 1500 yes ?
13:17 asciilifeform aaha
13:19 mircea_popescu well... maybe the tremendously ever-improving ai opens up a whole bunch of galaxies' worth of new leaves, like sf promised.
13:19 mircea_popescu god knows they were right about the flying cars / submerged cities, so why not this also.
13:20 mircea_popescu not like we can do math or know enough physics to know what to do math upon or anything.
13:20 asciilifeform gotta also love the 'imminent mega-ai' from the same folx who brought us crashing microshit excel.
13:20 asciilifeform and c.
13:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform fun fact : i was walking with a girl, she groks maths and things, we were lulzing at the socioeconomic/politicoscamful aspect of qc. ended up discussing its future, i said it's on the outs, no gimmick long outlives its failure to produce anything, and the qc has been promising stuff for long enough now. i said, "i just dunno what they're moving to next, but they'll move".
13:22 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653301 << gotta love the folx who buy 12-cyl mazeratis to go REALLYREALLYFAST!!! between same red lights as the toyota goes
13:22 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 17:11 ben_vulpes: Framedragger: now imagine you have a car that actually goes fast
13:22 mircea_popescu i have a pretty good guess by now : ai.
13:22 mircea_popescu apparently the winter was temporary.
13:22 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: gotta disagree, hot-fusor seems to be immortal grantomatic
13:22 asciilifeform despite 100% expensive, massive -ev.
13:23 ben_vulpes "one season following another/laden with happiness and tears"
13:23 asciilifeform philosopher's stones can live for centuries.
13:23 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: just because you don't have open highways doesn't mean they don't exist, aren't used
13:24 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: the autobahn without the speed booby exists somewhere near valhalla, in asgard.
13:24 ben_vulpes it's a cost, ya pay it
13:24 gizmolearner sorry chat client died
13:25 ben_vulpes y'also buy a valentine
13:25 asciilifeform a what?
13:25 mircea_popescu gizmolearner you know how to use the logs ?
13:25 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: radar/laser detector
13:25 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: you are posting from 1980s ?
13:25 asciilifeform these do 0 against camera trap
13:25 ben_vulpes ah this
13:25 asciilifeform ( and hefty fine if found in a search )
13:25 mircea_popescu asciilifeform zee germanz have no speed limit thing.
13:26 ben_vulpes no fine here.
13:26 ben_vulpes also cameras only deployed in cities out here.
13:26 asciilifeform neato. ben_vulpes's city must be 100% cameratronic then
13:26 ben_vulpes mostly, yes
13:26 asciilifeform ( in east usa there are still some radars, and massive fines for radar trap finder )
13:26 ben_vulpes but they only park the vans in certain places, have to put up signs some quarter mile before
13:27 ben_vulpes programmatic speed limit enforcement is politically fraught out here.
13:27 ben_vulpes regressive, you see.
13:27 ben_vulpes cops need the freedom to go after the maseratis alone.
13:27 gizmolearner http://btcbase.org/log/
13:27 gizmolearner ?
13:27 asciilifeform i'll repeat my old verdict: the fastest, most luxurious, most cushioned, most speedtrap-proof auto, is ~not having to drive~
13:27 Framedragger gizmolearner: http://btcbase.org/log ; http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema ; http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/today ; pasting anchor hrefs from the first and the last will make bots sitting in channel quote those lines
13:27 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: we are not talking of "having" to drive
13:27 ben_vulpes but driving as a thing done for fun.
13:27 asciilifeform not-having-to-drive beats mazerati, aston-martin, bentley, all in one
13:28 ben_vulpes yes yes
13:28 asciilifeform one day i want to be shown this place where 'driving is fun'
13:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform gotta love the folx who buy 12-cyl mazeratis to go REALLYREALLYFAST!!! between same red lights as the toyota goes << oh i had the lulz of all time with this yest. so we were coming back, in cab. on other side, porsche SUV! black! dude just peels off like crazy, in the middle of the night. i go "hey, i think he won" and dun think more of it. till... guess who's lined up at next stop ? oh, us and them. so i turn a
13:28 mircea_popescu round and turkey the driver. total idiot look, you know the "drab tshirt, close shaved for beard and hair, stupid glasses" i-m-a-java-engineer look ?
13:28 mircea_popescu both dude and his girl pretend to not notice. they peel off again
13:28 asciilifeform i had an old colleague who lived in arizona, in the desert, had sov 'ural' motorbike.
13:28 asciilifeform for him, i can picture, driving -- fun
13:28 asciilifeform but for people in civilization?!
13:28 mircea_popescu next stop, girl mooses him. but like, in all seriousness, turns around, does it. she's in a cocktail dress, i'm in a suit, they're NOT LOOKING
13:29 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: you radically overestimate civilization density out west.
13:29 ben_vulpes everyone lives in cities. cities are very small.
13:29 mircea_popescu gizmolearner yes. you can maintain coversation continuity even if your connection fails. so no need to apologize.
13:29 asciilifeform what's to 'moose' ?
13:29 ben_vulpes are also deserts
13:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform thumbs connected to tempe on either side, rest of fingers apart moving
13:29 asciilifeform aah
13:30 mircea_popescu as opposed to turkey, then pinky and thumb touch, other thumb touches nose.
13:30 mircea_popescu (for some reason this bothers birds. turkeys are very reactive. then again all sorts of things bother birds -- when we checked out the parrots had to have girls take hats off. bothers them sometrhing fierce.)
13:31 * asciilifeform had nfi !
13:31 mircea_popescu yeah. i think birds deeply care about your head plumage, which you might not even known you had.
13:33 asciilifeform lol!!
13:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform talk to mthreat, he did the "driving for fun" thjing for a while. eventually moved on to buying jets and shit. addictions are addcitive!!!
13:33 asciilifeform jets -- i can see
13:33 asciilifeform but wheelbarrow!
13:33 mircea_popescu gotta start somewhere.
13:33 mircea_popescu most people who eat well ate shit growing up, also. what can you do. mobile world.
13:33 asciilifeform i knew a d00d who had a g-sensor on the dash of his 500 horse bmw. laughable.
13:33 asciilifeform what g can you pull in wheelbarrow.
13:33 asciilifeform on city road.
13:33 mircea_popescu you can calc this, neh ?
13:34 asciilifeform you can. can also empirically see. iirc maxed at 2.
13:34 mircea_popescu 500 hp prima facie sounds like it could in principle give you a 4-5.
13:34 asciilifeform (forward, that is. sudden braking is not anybody's idea of lulz)
13:34 mircea_popescu but it's good g's. they're bad when rotating occipitally.
13:34 asciilifeform 5g will separate your wheels from chassis, lol
13:35 mircea_popescu nah.
13:35 asciilifeform this was konsoomer auto, not 'formula1'
13:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform presuming for unknown reasons acceleration constant, there's a strict relation between it and 0-60 timings.
13:36 ben_vulpes lateral g's are an interesting thing to keep an eye on
13:36 mircea_popescu aha.
13:37 asciilifeform i always wondered why 'speed devils' don't drive hovercraft.
13:37 asciilifeform it seems entirely the thing to do.
13:37 mircea_popescu ie, given 0-60 in 1 second, that would be about 2.77 g
13:37 ben_vulpes but also if you're the sort of person who side-loads yr tyres a) you undestand that stick is not purely a function of lateral g's b) you deliberately break traction when you want to anyways
13:37 mircea_popescu !~calc 60 * 1.6 / 3.6 / 10
13:37 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: 60 * 1.6 / 3.6 / 10 = 2.666666666666667
13:37 mircea_popescu wutever.
13:38 asciilifeform hovercraft is controllable in lateral, as well as forward motion (unlike wheels); and comes with unbeatable emergency brake...
13:40 asciilifeform ( and if you see a head-on collision coming, can gun the vertical thruster and try to jump over it... )
13:40 mircea_popescu aghagaga
13:40 mircea_popescu jumping hovercrafts, eh ?
13:41 asciilifeform this is 20th c. tech, nothing martian about it
13:41 asciilifeform su built 10,000 tonne hover.
13:41 mircea_popescu tis funny.
13:45 asciilifeform speaking of auto, i recently for the first time in entire life saw a 'bentley'.
13:46 mircea_popescu didja take pics leaning on it ?
13:46 asciilifeform nope.
13:46 mircea_popescu what a waste!
13:46 asciilifeform somehow did not think of it. and not of wearing silver dishes on head, either...
13:46 mircea_popescu lol
13:47 asciilifeform i did take photo of water, from yacht, but it's a snore, didn't even feel like posting.
13:47 mircea_popescu speakingf of which, upper crust costarica folk are really fond of silver plate.
13:47 mircea_popescu i think i've 50lbs on the premises.
13:47 asciilifeform everyone knows what sea loooks like already.
13:47 mircea_popescu that and trunks. everyone got numerous trunks.
13:48 * asciilifeform cements image of mircea_popesculandia as treasure island now in head
13:48 asciilifeform yarrr.
13:48 mircea_popescu for srs.
13:48 mircea_popescu "estilo colonial"
13:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the coins are totally like dubloons, too.
13:49 * asciilifeform can picture it
13:53 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653047 << this is a slow-burning effort, Framedragger . currently stuck on finding a pin diode that 1) has any uv sensitivity to speak of 2) doesn't cost its weight in diamonds
13:53 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 14:14 Framedragger: asciilifeform: are you planning on building an entropy source based on them, then? :) need a good uv light reader, or something?
13:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform why not simply repurpose array of old soapdish camera ?
13:54 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: we're talking 430nm or so
13:54 asciilifeform this doesn't even go through plexiglas.
13:54 mircea_popescu i don't think there exists more accessible sensitive photodiode.
13:54 mircea_popescu no you expose it directly.
13:55 asciilifeform at the amplification needed, ccd is ~100% own noise
13:55 asciilifeform (which is no good for rng, for reasons explored in older thread)
13:55 asciilifeform common n00b mistake -- 'use ccd'
13:56 mircea_popescu well then your problem is insoluble innit ?
13:56 asciilifeform soluble presently for 50bux/ea.
13:56 asciilifeform i'd like cheaper.
13:56 mircea_popescu 50 bux is "Weight in diamonds" ?
13:56 asciilifeform for 100mg diode aha
13:56 mircea_popescu a carat is 200mg.
13:57 asciilifeform !~google silicon photomultiplier
13:57 jhvh1 asciilifeform: Silicon photomultiplier - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_photomultiplier>; An Introduction to the Silicon Photomultiplier - SensL: <http://www.sensl.com/downloads/ds/TN%2520-%2520Intro%2520to%2520SPM%2520Tech.pdf>; Silicon Photomultipliers (SiPM) | Hamamatsu Photonics: <http://www.hamamatsu.com/jp/en/community/silicon_photomultipliers/>
13:57 asciilifeform ^ them ^
13:57 mircea_popescu aha.
13:57 mircea_popescu wedding ring consisting of half carat pin diode should be interesting idea anyway.
13:57 asciilifeform the interesting bit is that afaik nobody's ever tried THIS application.
13:57 asciilifeform and conceivably much cheaper, poor sensors, will work
13:58 asciilifeform because rng is NOT concerned with accurate photon counts
13:58 asciilifeform if it catches 1 in 500, still great!
13:59 asciilifeform i dun even care about background gamma, but only the 'own goals' from the Lu's ~3% unstable isotope itself
13:59 asciilifeform (which is why LYSO and not, e.g., BGO)
14:01 asciilifeform gamma rng has certain advantages which cannot be had any other way
14:02 asciilifeform 1 ) cannot be influenced from outside, certainly without you knowing about it, not by 'all the king's horses and all the king's men'
14:02 asciilifeform 2 ) trivially verified to work exactly as described, incl. the analogue 'business end'
14:02 asciilifeform 3 ) trivially boosted to almost any bit rate you might want, by simple expedient of putting 'test capsule' from geiger kit in the box...
14:02 asciilifeform 4 ) as bonus, acts as detector of radiological monkey business against your facility.
14:03 mircea_popescu it also has the major drawback that it's soaking up time and where's the rsa thing.
14:03 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: rsa thing is complete other than the exponentiator -- currently on asciilifeform's desk, on grid paper..
14:03 mircea_popescu aha
14:03 asciilifeform gotta have the constant-time exponentiator .
14:04 asciilifeform btw anybody other than phf` and mod6 built the example from earlier ?
14:04 asciilifeform gentlemen, get yer gnats in working order. will need them shortly.
14:04 Framedragger (not yet, but plan to later)
14:04 phf` http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653398 << best driver i knew was chinese, drove a beat up honda (mazda? acura?) that would cut off the engine at 120 mph, so he would drive it on 119. he'd get into racing fancy cars, and of course they can dust him on acceleration, etc. but he'll always overcome them by being a) habitually good b) calculatedly reckless
14:04 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 17:33 asciilifeform: what g can you pull in wheelbarrow.
14:06 asciilifeform phf`: endurance hunter, lol
14:08 mircea_popescu sounds like it.
14:09 mircea_popescu anyway, only true manly race is the item depicted in, iirc, rebel without a cause. a) steal car ; b) meet at precipice ; c) last man to stand on two feet wins.
14:10 asciilifeform 'chicken'
14:10 mircea_popescu nah, that's driving at each other.
14:10 asciilifeform why not old-fashioned pistol duel.
14:10 asciilifeform cheaper.
14:11 mircea_popescu it's for suburban kids. stealing mom's sedan dun fucking count.
14:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform since when is cheaper an argument.
14:11 asciilifeform i suppose very rich can duel with colliding 'boeings' also, why not.
14:12 mircea_popescu the cars are stolen. rich dunenter into it.
14:12 mircea_popescu if you fucking buy it you already lost wtf is this.
14:12 asciilifeform would suck if you stole one that gives out unexpectedly.
14:12 mircea_popescu hey, be a less shitty thief.
14:12 asciilifeform steal directly from importer!111
14:13 mircea_popescu as per that resounding "n-am vazut niciodata hot mai prost decit prostu' care se vrea hot"
14:13 asciilifeform not wholly unrelatedly!! :
14:13 asciilifeform asciilifeform was recently buying faraday ~bags~ to test, after noticing that they have become cheap and ubiquitous, and then went to find WHY
14:14 asciilifeform turns out, there is a simple electrical hijack that is now used against expensive autos,
14:14 asciilifeform 'rf range extender attack'
14:14 asciilifeform where upscale auto now likes to start engine immediately 'as owner walks in', from pure proximity (it is continuously polling 'is the key here??' like idiot)
14:15 asciilifeform so to steal it, all you need is to artificially help the key box hear the interrogator antenna, and vice-versa.
14:15 asciilifeform this is apparently done, today, on massive scale, and handily circumvents whatever alarms, etc.
14:16 asciilifeform http://archive.is/yxcbL << see also.
14:17 mircea_popescu aha.
14:18 mircea_popescu modern cars implemented the equivalent of "wtf is the point of locking door" from back in the day of hillside communities.
14:18 mircea_popescu except ofcourse without the communities.
14:18 asciilifeform this is exactly same thread as with the credit cards
14:19 asciilifeform auto vendors profit from theft.
14:19 asciilifeform ( stolen auto ? gotta get new one )
14:20 ben_vulpes make anti theft devices lethal again
14:21 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: how'd you like to be stuck in traffic behind idiot who sets off own grenade by mistake.
14:21 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes no because the culling of the herd must be "popularity contest" less the thinking monekys desert the empire.
14:21 asciilifeform 'oops mistyped code'
14:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform what traffic ?
14:21 phf` magnavolt!
14:22 mircea_popescu take two months off, come back to empty streets.
14:22 phf` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMtqRir7dco
14:22 asciilifeform if only
14:22 mircea_popescu i wish atms pilloried obnoxious sheilas typing in wrong pins n times.
14:24 asciilifeform police radio in this town is maybe 40% 'check on tripped alarm' 'oops, nothing'
14:25 asciilifeform or think of car alarm, most of the time it is what ? wind ? bird shit ?
14:26 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: i don't get stuck in traffic
14:26 asciilifeform the 'trap alive' solution is imho neato tho. car stops, locks. if the d00d inside has title to it -- they let'im go.
14:26 asciilifeform ( if he doesn't, why not hang him ? )
14:27 ben_vulpes how does this work when i send my brother out in my car to do something?
14:27 asciilifeform simple, you pick him up before hanged, 'this is my brother'
14:27 ben_vulpes also implying title is in car?
14:27 asciilifeform title is presumably with the local lord.
14:27 asciilifeform or however titles work in your monkeystan.
14:28 ben_vulpes well there's the piece of paper or db record
14:28 mircea_popescu this reduces to "a complicated gui built atop the basic idea of "just hang the poor" except with various fashionable colorings thrown in for marketing".
14:28 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: aha, britain, 1700s.
14:28 mircea_popescu seems a shoddy way to design. you want to hang the poor, hang the poor.
14:28 asciilifeform they didn't simply 'hang the poor' tho. ~uppity~ poor
14:28 asciilifeform breed the malleable poor.
14:28 mircea_popescu ie active poor, ie aspirational class, ie 100% of usg by mass.
14:28 asciilifeform fuck the fuckable poor. etc
14:29 asciilifeform i dunno what form of social organization lacks some kind of 'hang rustlers'.
14:30 asciilifeform you -- them, or they -- you, tertium non datur
14:30 phf` hanging uppity poor by will of lord seems a lot more romantic than same by process of pervasive surveillance bureaucracy
14:31 ben_vulpes cheaper, too
14:32 asciilifeform 'by will of lord' is what ? sultan selim using own subjects randomly for target practice from the parapet ?
14:33 asciilifeform not esp. good pr, and accomplishes 0
14:33 asciilifeform sort, somehow, the candidates .
14:33 phf` will of lord as in "don't go hunting in my forest"
14:33 asciilifeform this yes.
14:33 asciilifeform 'don't go pinching lord's auto' is same deal.
14:34 mircea_popescu !#s rate -10
14:34 a111 132 results for "rate -10", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=rate%20-10
14:34 mircea_popescu ^ that.
14:34 asciilifeform rate unknownthief -1001 does what exactly.
14:35 mircea_popescu ah, no, if unknown then valid subject to target practice.
14:35 phf` re i've had this visceral moment of "cheaper also" when i was standing in the part of topkapi palace where sultan was making decisions, and the guided slowly and patiently explained "no, this is all of the government. sultan here says what needs to be done to this other guy there, and that's that".
14:35 mircea_popescu "you wouldn't give passport to furniture???"
14:35 phf` *the guide
14:35 asciilifeform phf`: fuhrerprinzip!111
14:36 mircea_popescu nah, not really.
14:36 mircea_popescu fuhrerprinzip is a lot more in the vein of usian miracle diets.
14:36 asciilifeform it's an ideal object, wat.
14:36 mircea_popescu as you use it, i gather. as the historical element, not so much.
14:36 asciilifeform 'buck stops here', in the words of the original usians.
14:36 phf` asciilifeform: as opposed to wat, make sure to consult condoleezza and her 5000 sister spawn?
14:37 mircea_popescu phf` 1001 nights is all about that yes ?
14:37 asciilifeform phf`: i dun see any respectable alternative to fuhrerprinzip.
14:37 asciilifeform it's how working organizations -- work.
14:37 mircea_popescu teach the uppity poor to read and write as an escape from the hanging, they'll be penning subversive treatises about asking condolezza and her 5000 sister conclave.
14:37 asciilifeform alternative is, yes, insect life.
14:39 mircea_popescu kinda why the black genocide ongoing in the us is so lulzy. here are some ~africans, dedicated fundamentally an' by nature to being lazy, confronted with either become wasps, "tryinna make it in this game" or else indians, part of the bureaucracy. possibly the two LEAST adequate passtimes for black man, ghetto gangsta or university professors, are what they must do!!!
14:39 mircea_popescu has a certain kind of ironic sublimicity, the thing.
14:40 mircea_popescu really, black dude's gonna be the carefee highway robber of 2020 ? what next, samoan ballerinas, gypsy wrestlers, what.
14:40 asciilifeform lolwat genocide. i went to annapolis , mega-rich ~100%-of-visible-people white and yacht-riding. walked by a school yard -- guess what, 100% dark faces.
14:41 asciilifeform there's only 1 genocide going in usa nao.
14:41 asciilifeform and it ain't of the africans.
14:41 mircea_popescu genocide comes from genus!
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14:59 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/things-that-happened-to-sam-chapter-3-once-outside-the-terminal/ << Trilema - Things That Happened To Sam. Chapter 3 - Once outside the terminal
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16:20 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all
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16:52 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: re: black genocide, Soldiers of Aztlan have captured *COMPTON*, KKKalifornia from the blacks. The same Compton of "Straight out of Compton" fame.
16:59 phf` i thin genocide in this case is not the literal lynching, but rather the systematic removal of agency under the guise of help and support, aka "useful idiots"
16:59 phf` *think
17:02 asciilifeform in other noose, latest fg orders shipped.
17:03 BingoBoingo !~google compton black genocide
17:03 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Attack on family in Compton latest incident in wave of anti- black ...: <http://articles.latimes.com/2013/jan/25/local/la-me-0126-compton-20130126>; ' Compton : A Soundtrack,' and Dr. Dre's L.A. legacy - LA Times: <http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/la-ca-ms-sasha-frere-jones-straight-outta-compton-la-rap-20150816-story.html>; Demographic shift: Compton's new Latino majority | Al Jazeera ...: (1 more message)
17:03 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653582 << speaking of, e.g., sending children to a white school costing $mil or moar, etc
17:03 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 20:59 phf`: i thin genocide in this case is not the literal lynching, but rather the systematic removal of agency under the guise of help and support, aka "useful idiots"
17:04 BingoBoingo ^ phf, no literal systemic eradication
17:09 phf` i think that traditionally would be called pogrom, rather than genocide. problem is that unlike jews, coptics, parsi, etc. american blacks don't have a culture to fallback to, and their persecution narrative is artificially constructed, so they just fall back. there's not going to be a tzadik in projects, unmovable, because torah told him to suffer
17:10 asciilifeform phf`: this'd likewise describe ~all of 'white' world at this point.
17:10 asciilifeform no culture to sit on.
17:10 asciilifeform just mcculture instead.
17:10 asciilifeform in orlol's words, 'human-lite'
17:18 phf` i dunno, i'm not convinced of that. orlol's target audience are cultural honkies, people who otherwise would be wiggers or otaku or "i'm irish, 5 generations ago". yes, those people don't have any culture, but it's chiefly american problem. i'm not convinced it extends to the rest of the world that well
17:18 asciilifeform if there's a mcshitfood in the place, it extends.
17:18 asciilifeform only a question of time.
17:22 phf` when i was growing up, mcdonalds was a place where you go to get a milkshake before going out. nobody ever thought about it as food, because people cooked at home and still do. i noticed this in paris this time, how similar mcdonalds is, that it's not food and not treated as such. it's a place where you go to experience american. if there was going to be qualitative jump where bulk of population considers mcdonalds primary source of nutrients, i suspe
17:22 phf` ct it would've happened already
17:23 asciilifeform fr, it turned out, was to be eaten by halifate, not usa.
17:23 asciilifeform i have nfi presently what their mcdonalds looks like.
17:25 asciilifeform as for 'experience american', there are all kinds of insane folx, there are even people who go to chernobyl to experience .
17:25 asciilifeform i for one have nfi why anybody at this point would want to 'experience american', rather than run as fast as his legs would carry him, in opposite direction.
17:27 BingoBoingo Anyways, the point is Working White America likes the idea of wall, Black America NEEDS wall
17:28 diana_coman asciilifeform, some people are barely catching up with x years ago for any value of x really; some go to 'experience Inca' or whatever
17:30 asciilifeform in other lulz, https://d1jn4vzj53eli5.cloudfront.net/mc/2017_05/bok-swamp.jpg
17:32 asciilifeform in yet-other, lulzier-yet lulz, https://archive.is/wRzSJ >> 'Trayvon Martin, the Florida teenager whose shooting death by a neighbourhood watch volunteer in 2012 prompted a national debate over racial profiling and civil rights, will be awarded a posthumous university degree in aeronautical science that reflects the 17-year-old’s dream of becoming a pilot before he was killed.'
17:32 asciilifeform didjaknow.
17:32 phf` asciilifeform: some people are so far removed from american experience, they will order coca cola with their croissant and feel international for speaking english with you
17:33 phf` ahaha
17:34 asciilifeform source of lulz -- http://dyspepsiageneration.com << somebody invite him over ?
17:38 asciilifeform in other hilaribad, http://urbit.org/fora/posts/~2017.2.10..07.20.41..fdda~/
17:39 asciilifeform 'There is a revision system out in the wild called v. It defines source code, or other data under version control, as a function of patches and their authorship, as sealed. Being a product of the Most Serene Republic, it is Spartan, manual, and instructive to Urbit's aspirations.'
17:42 ben_vulpes lol, instructive to urbit's aspirations indeed
17:43 ben_vulpes what are those again? being the wholly-owned sillycon valley bitcoin/namespace table?
17:43 asciilifeform nfi!!
17:44 asciilifeform i'd imagine at this point some 'reality setting in' and scaling down of appetites -- but what would i know.
17:44 ben_vulpes fuckin hilarious, "urbit's aspirations", surely you mean yarvin et al's aspirations
17:44 ben_vulpes cute attempt to assign agency to a collective though
17:45 phf` i think, but i might be wrong, it's this guy https://github.com/mnemnion who posted above
17:45 asciilifeform in other lulzies from my www log, http://www.vaikan.com/man-vs-machine << cn fans.
17:46 ben_vulpes schmaltzman can't even get the name right
17:52 asciilifeform 'And cc-release is our first release really designed so that neither your ship, nor the whole network, can actually sink. The Urbit network had zero unplanned, and one planned, breach (network flag day) in 2H 2016. The last planned breach, the cc-release update, is planned for 1H 2017.'
17:53 asciilifeform ( from the man himself -- https://urbit.org/blog/2017.1-update/ . guess what, actual testable promise... )
17:53 asciilifeform 'With the infrastructure converging, we can finally think seriously about the user experience of Urbit. What we're imagining is a small-scale social network and command-line API aggregator. It's just screenshots right now, but we're confident that we can build it and make it work. System software is boring (at least when done right). So let's start with the user experience.'
17:53 asciilifeform 'Galen Wolfe-Pauly is Tlon's CEO and Urbit's interaction designer. Galen went to architecture school. He talks like it'
17:53 asciilifeform didjaknow.
17:55 asciilifeform 'If you're a "US person" and win a medal, bear in mind that we have to 1099 you for the assumed value of these goods (at the last crowdsale price, ie, $205 per star).' << ahahahahaha
17:55 asciilifeform massive lulzmine, complete with -- yes,i shit thee not -- 'rust'
17:56 asciilifeform ( if it wasn't 'rusty' before, apparently is nao!!! )
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18:11 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/05/rogue-doj-continues-obama-era-persecution-of-farmer-for-crime-of-tillage/ << Qntra - Rogue DOJ Continues Obama Era Persecution Of Farmer For Crime Of Tillage
18:23 ben_vulpes dang, urbit went straight to the browser
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19:23 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/things-that-happened-to-sam-chapter-4-sam-and-pam-were-separated/ << Trilema - Things That Happened To Sam. Chapter 4 - Sam and Pam were separated
19:28 BingoBoingo OMG more like Petrus Rico!
19:39 asciilifeform https://archive.is/XsgTu << in other petruses.
19:47 deedbot http://www.contravex.com/2017/05/08/the-noob-investors-temptation/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - The noob investor’s temptation.
19:50 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653582 "any of the following acts committed with the intent to destroy a national, ethnical, racial or religious group : causing serious mental harm to members ; deliberately influencing the group conditions of life, calculated to bring about the group's physical destruction ; forcibly transferring children from the group to another group". standard un definition. entirely fits.
19:50 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 20:59 phf`: i thin genocide in this case is not the literal lynching, but rather the systematic removal of agency under the guise of help and support, aka "useful idiots"
19:51 mircea_popescu it is literal genocide, however that may fit or not fit unexamined notions of mass slaughter = genocide. the fact that "african americans" are a sad desert where ella and louis used to walk is good enough.
19:51 mircea_popescu but anyway, physical extermination is rather likely on the way also, anyway.
19:54 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653590 << quite. their situation is complicated by the fact that pre-oral "culture". you don't build much of an identitarian resistance along 12 yo values, a love for colorful skirts and dancing.
19:54 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 21:09 phf`: i think that traditionally would be called pogrom, rather than genocide. problem is that unlike jews, coptics, parsi, etc. american blacks don't have a culture to fallback to, and their persecution narrative is artificially constructed, so they just fall back. there's not going to be a tzadik in projects, unmovable, because torah told him to suffer
19:58 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653594 << the problem with this theory is that culture is reposited in the elite in all cases. the arab world at the time it was saving the classics from the idiot hordes of europchristians ALSO mostly made of arablite by mass. if i pile up a bunch of coal over your heirloom diamonds can i thereby convince you to throw out "all this pointless carbon" ?
19:58 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 21:10 asciilifeform: in orlol's words, 'human-lite'
19:59 mircea_popescu there's this automatic "judge human mass by the mass" mental process, visible here, visible when new guy was going "oh, capitalism will end because most people are spurious", as fucking if.
20:01 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653599 << happened all through south america. it's not "considered food" i nthe sense that "it's expensive", and they have some vague intuition as to the whole "in parismadrid they go to mcdo to experience american -- and SO DO WE111" ; however they are poor and cheap food is cheap food and they have local shitholes that "invented foccacia" sell them "pizza" or whatever, produced according t
20:01 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 21:22 phf`: ct it would've happened already
20:01 mircea_popescu o the "scientific methods". by the cubic mile.
20:01 mircea_popescu you should have seen the cheap "pizza" places in buenos aires. ~nobody cooks there because they're idiots, they survive on take-out and barbecue a few times a year.
20:02 mircea_popescu and take-out is this very specific thing. subway bears the advertisements thjat tell the story, "rated largest quantity of muza per porcion". muza dude. petrocheese found a new life down there.
20:04 mircea_popescu they're into fat fried pork rinds down here. item is 98% hamburger.
20:05 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653603 << you're starting to get in touch with your feminine side! welcome to the ancientest experience of alterity still in common use today! how do you find it ?
20:05 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 21:25 asciilifeform: i for one have nfi why anybody at this point would want to 'experience american', rather than run as fast as his legs would carry him, in opposite direction.
20:05 asciilifeform waiwut
20:05 mircea_popescu "i have nfi what receptive member of a sexuate species would want to "experience sex" rather than run as fast as legs would carry in opposite direction."
20:06 asciilifeform if 'sex' means 'ground in woodchipper'...
20:06 mircea_popescu they gotta hold the she-waterbugs in front of a frog to get them to cooperate, yo.
20:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no, sex means copulation, the usual reproductive behaviour in sexuate species.
20:07 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653607 <<< aaahahahaha. fitting, fitting.
20:07 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 21:32 asciilifeform: in yet-other, lulzier-yet lulz, https://archive.is/wRzSJ >> 'Trayvon Martin, the Florida teenager whose shooting death by a neighbourhood watch volunteer in 2012 prompted a national debate over racial profiling and civil rights, will be awarded a posthumous university degree in aeronautical science that reflects the 17-year-old’s dream of becoming a pilot before he was killed.'
20:08 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: see also http://btcbase.org/log/2014-02-07#487631 .
20:08 a111 Logged on 2014-02-07 18:06 asciilifeform: re: hallucinogen: http://img0.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-quotes-786200.jpeg (translation: most often, the words 'you ought to try everything in life' refer to dope and porn acting, but much more rarely to quantum physics and chemistry'
20:09 mircea_popescu heh.
20:10 mircea_popescu honestly, i was hoping for something more along the lines of, "trayvon martin, the idle hoodlum who tried to beat up the wrong guy and got it as a result has finally received a less idiotic name. he's going to be exhumed and reburied as travis martin later this week"
20:10 asciilifeform lol!
20:10 mircea_popescu well ?
20:10 mircea_popescu it's what the spanish'd have done!
20:11 mircea_popescu i'd propose anyoen with a degree from the same place and an ounce of self respect worth would return it, but then again it's transparently a ploy by whatever rando nonuniversity's too-clever-by-half administrator.
20:11 mircea_popescu ie, the program is probably brand new etc.
20:13 mircea_popescu "Thank God for those strict gun control laws in Chicago, otherwise the place would look like Texas." << i lelled.
20:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform lol wait wut, urbit bolting v to the side ?
20:16 asciilifeform not afaik. looks like just some d00d mentioning it in passing.
20:16 asciilifeform they, evidently, read the l0gz.
20:16 mircea_popescu well, who knows, mebbe learn some thang.
20:16 mircea_popescu but yes, he seems to misunderstand it.
20:16 mircea_popescu "In future, it would be great if I could just accept any old patch, from any urbit down to the merest comet, as long as it was sealed by ~zod. In general, I would find it comfortable, knowing that everything my urbit was running was a collection of patches, each of which had a signature, or a chain of them, originating in the urbit claiming authorship of that patch." << wtf.
20:17 asciilifeform hey, beelzebub burned the great-inca-star-topology into his bios in the womb
20:17 mircea_popescu ssl certs for v, basically ?
20:17 asciilifeform naturally he 'misunderstands'
20:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform aha, i was thinking exactly this, wtf they managed to re-bolt central approach into it.
20:18 asciilifeform just happens in what passes for his head. just like modular arithmetic 'happens' in the head of the folx who never learned to count above three.
20:18 mircea_popescu if what happened in those heads were modular arithmetic, they'd even be useful.
20:19 asciilifeform ( hey, it's how chinese remainder theorem was, supposedly , invented. commander lined up soldiers in columns of 3, 5, 7... )
20:21 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653615 << well, first and foremost, being at the same time a food conduit that works in conducting food, AND something cool to tell chicks at obscure http://trilema.com/2017/from-the-bounty-of-the-internets-mp-was-right/ parties.
20:21 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 21:43 ben_vulpes: what are those again? being the wholly-owned sillycon valley bitcoin/namespace table?
20:22 mircea_popescu see, because currently the george costanzas of the world are stuck : either they go work for nbc, which does pay ok but makes women in bars laugh in their face shrieking "imagine! he writes sit coms! and he tried to USE IT!11"
20:22 mircea_popescu or else they gotta go you know, in the raft, like that chinless douche / president of nbc with a crush on elaine. which doesn't supply food.
20:22 mircea_popescu this great dilemma must be integrated, thought the hipster doofus, and so urbit or whatever. start-up culture.
20:24 asciilifeform not quite typical 'hipster startup'. in the sense that tsetse is not a typical fly.
20:27 mircea_popescu well, there's a difference between typical and common. tsetse in fact quite typical.
20:27 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653632 << needs to be SEEEEENNNNNN
20:27 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 22:23 ben_vulpes: dang, urbit went straight to the browser
20:32 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653635 << hire more "security", you totally need it and besides -- look how much it helped trump! or for that matter didius julianus.
20:32 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 23:39 asciilifeform: https://archive.is/XsgTu << in other petruses.
20:33 asciilifeform + indira gandi lol
20:33 mircea_popescu the weird shit people will believe.
20:37 asciilifeform elegant schoolbook illustration of http://btcbase.org/log/2015-04-07#1090202 , http://btcbase.org/log/2015-04-07#1090204 principle.
20:37 a111 Logged on 2015-04-07 00:09 mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-04-2015#1090176 << nope. wealth by itself, especially if you imagine cash is "wealth" , does not allow any power whatsoever.
20:37 a111 Logged on 2015-04-07 00:10 mircea_popescu: just like having a car doesn't alow having gasoline. it's true that often people who have cars also independently have gasoline, but the two are fundamentally unrelated, and there is such a thing as the fool's breakdown, ie, car's outta gas on the side of hte road.
20:38 mircea_popescu rather.
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20:58 asciilifeform in other not-quite-noose, apparently it is impossible to a) portably b) open a file for UNMOLESTED (e.g. no 'magic' char interpretation) i/o c) detect EOF.
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21:30 mircea_popescu in other news, why the fuck isn't there a rapper named cashew ?
21:31 mircea_popescu he could style it ca$ew, his byline could be "i'm nuts for money", goof studd.
21:31 mircea_popescu i mean good stuff.
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22:31 shinohai https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/69vycc/important_im_taking_dogetipbot_to_a_server_farm/ <<< The trilema prediction comes true.
22:32 mod6 evenin'
22:33 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> ssl certs for v, basically ? << eep.
22:34 mircea_popescu lol!
22:42 asciilifeform in other lulz from ye olde heathendom, https://archive.is/Cvsb7
22:46 mod6 <+asciilifeform> gentlemen, get yer gnats in working order. will need them shortly. << cool!
22:47 shinohai Well I left out bananas for a week, turned brown, got gnats. Now what?
22:48 asciilifeform them'd be time-flies shinohai .
22:53 mircea_popescu time them like an arrow!
23:05 * shinohai decides to go the distance, channel inner Gregor Mendel, and await fruit flies.....
23:09 mircea_popescu meanwhile in nets, https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fxfb4Cr21rxe4oto1_1280.jpg
23:18 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> in other lulz from ye olde heathendom, https://archive.is/Cvsb7 << Well for quite some time now there's been no serious betting venue outside of WoT and handshakes.
23:23 asciilifeform what'd it even mean to have a 'serious betting venue outside of WoT and handshakes' ??
23:24 BingoBoingo Well WoT and BitBet
23:24 asciilifeform and bbet users decided whether to put coin in it, exactly how ?
23:25 BingoBoingo WoT.
23:25 asciilifeform so then.
23:25 BingoBoingo English has a poverty of conjuctions, trying to use an exclusive sort of "and"
23:26 BingoBoingo WoT coupled with handshakes is all that remains as opposed to the time where WoT was also coupled with BitBet
23:27 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all
23:27 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 1668.5, vol: 19001.53354274 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 1674.988, vol: 9300.46603 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 1727.2, vol: 21527.09727852 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 1331.237106, vol: 10591.21950000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 1699.0, vol: 6751.62059638 | Volume-weighted last average: 1638.09863047
23:27 BingoBoingo OMG fiat is having a "Pam" moment
23:29 mircea_popescu lol. bb is a fan of the sampam story ?
23:31 BingoBoingo Of course.
23:31 mircea_popescu it threatens to run long, dozen plus episodes etc.
23:32 BingoBoingo Alcoholism, Bitcoin, and the timeless infant republic saved BingoBoingo from possible Sam-ism
23:32 asciilifeform hm, deedbot seems to have missed latest chapter ??
23:33 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-05-08#1653633
23:33 a111 Logged on 2017-05-08 23:23 deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/things-that-happened-to-sam-chapter-4-sam-and-pam-were-separated/ << Trilema - Things That Happened To Sam. Chapter 4 - Sam and Pam were separated
23:35 asciilifeform aah ok
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