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00:02 ben_vulpes fluffypony: beauty? los angeles?
00:02 ben_vulpes you must be out of your mind.
00:16 asciilifeform kakobrekla: first unrolled design on spartan... and the only one << wait which 'spartan' actually had room for unrolled sha2 ?
00:17 * asciilifeform refrains from launching into rant re: how you can actually fit 10x more gates in fpga if you start 'cheating' by using secret data re: the internal layout, and how any system which offers this capability is actually telling lies when advertised with its highest-level intended abstractions as the correct ones.
00:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32200 @ 0.00073341 = 23.6158 BTC [-] {2}
00:19 kakobrekla XC6SXL150
00:20 asciilifeform aha
00:29 BingoBoingo Old mining conversation: http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-dev/logs/2012/02/10#l1328912036
00:29 assbot BitcoinStats
00:30 asciilifeform snore.
00:31 BingoBoingo Well, old. From the days where scrypt was to many the anti-GPU pill, and delivered BTC ASIC were about a year away
00:31 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> decimation kinda what we're trying recently. << oh hey we're paying people nao? who's this "we" and hey jurov what's the story on an addy, eh?
00:32 asciilifeform ^^^
00:33 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://38.media.tumblr.com/2071218dd794fc678ba3272537ecd010/tumblr_n7speit5Op1ra163eo4_r1_250.gif << lol! reminiscent of your grenade proposal
00:33 ben_vulpes asciilifeform's looking for his rocket
00:34 * asciilifeform doubts we have anything larger than a toy rocket here in this box
00:34 asciilifeform anyone who wants to ride that - is welcome to...
00:34 ben_vulpes *pfhsheeeeew*
00:34 ben_vulpes ah, estes.
00:35 * ben_vulpes was working on the big engine handling license for a bit
00:36 * asciilifeform reads the logs and finds the very pertinent unix-on-z80 atrocity
00:36 asciilifeform yes, no shortage of folks willing to ride toy rocket.
00:36 ben_vulpes interesting thing about toy rockets
00:36 ben_vulpes build your own exotica, be exempt from licensensing.
00:36 ben_vulpes derp
00:37 ben_vulpes licensing*
00:37 ben_vulpes buy exotica via mail order - must have license for such.
00:37 asciilifeform afaik in usa one can even fly an airplane, below (100? kg) in mass, without license
00:37 ben_vulpes this is similar to the canadian firearms protocol, where when during the process of acquisition they ask one to
00:38 ben_vulpes "please list all people with whom you cohabitated or were in a relationship for the last two years so that we can ask them if you're going to go shoot them"
00:38 ben_vulpes nevermind that the sane person will never answer that question in a way useful to the questioner.
00:41 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: speaking of rockets and small arms, familiar with american invention, 'gyrojet' ?
00:42 asciilifeform tiny rocket, ejected from what amounts to a flare pistol - goes through, e.g., a truck
00:51 ben_vulpes vaguely
00:51 ben_vulpes more interested in mems systems
00:51 ben_vulpes <- hipster
00:51 asciilifeform eh this was a vietnam-era mechanical thing.
00:51 ben_vulpes micro elecro mechanical systems systems
00:52 ben_vulpes i want mems-controlled aero surfaces in my projectiles
00:52 ben_vulpes i am a child of my time
00:52 asciilifeform there's a 'golden toilet' vendor claiming to be churning out the proverbial 'bullet that goes around corners' on precisely this principle
00:52 * asciilifeform not involved with this
00:54 ben_vulpes i find it hard to believe that corners can be turned with the control forces effected by mems systems
00:55 asciilifeform depends on radius of turn
00:55 asciilifeform (picture a 'question mark' shape. easy to keep turn radius wide if there is room)
00:55 ben_vulpes corners attractive to purchasers in urban combat are unrealistic
00:57 ben_vulpes trajectory tweaks for ballistics or sniper action, though...
01:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.NSA] 20000 @ 0.00011 = 2.2 BTC [+]
01:11 mircea_popescu Level 2: 0 via 1 connections lol da fuck does that work
01:11 mircea_popescu <fluffypony> Beauty << looking for beauty in la ? what, like on the street ?! you want beauty, go to burbank.
01:15 BingoBoingo .status
01:15 punkbot BingoBoingo: 2 pending deeds | Last bundle 2 hours and 31 minutes ago
01:16 mircea_popescu <ben_vulpes> nevermind that the sane person will never answer that question in a way useful to the questioner. << yeah but then if they get in an altercation with that person later not answering usefully usually makes the difference between a dismissed case and a felony convicion.
01:16 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> ben_vulpes: speaking of rockets and small arms, familiar with american invention, 'gyrojet' ? <<< isn't this really that french invention ? the rocket powered grenade that regularly gets stopped in branches etc and kills the shooter ?
01:17 assbot Vexual +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
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02:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22350 @ 0.00071871 = 16.0632 BTC [-]
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02:30 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/waroflife-swol-october-2014-statement-closing/
02:30 assbot WarOfLife (S.WOL), October 2014 Statement (closing) pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
02:34 ben_vulpes another one bites the dust
02:35 BingoBoingo Fall drama season arrives!
02:35 BingoBoingo First atc, then X-BT, nao WoL
02:38 ben_vulpes oh first atc?
02:38 ben_vulpes coulda sworn something died before that
02:38 BingoBoingo Prolly was something forgettable
02:40 ben_vulpes clearly nothing of import
02:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00072451 = 9.1288 BTC [+]
02:52 mircea_popescu well these'd be the clean closures
02:54 mircea_popescu there's all the moolah mcxnow breakoutgaming moopay etc blowups
02:54 mircea_popescu there's all the unannounced ethereum etc deaths,
02:54 mircea_popescu piles of stuff.
03:03 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/11/disney-patents-piracy-free-search-engine/ << Done
03:03 assbot Disney Patents "Piracy Free" Search Engine | Qntra.net
03:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00073602 = 7.8018 BTC [+]
03:18 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/11/war-of-life-closing/
03:18 assbot War of Life Closing | Qntra.net
03:23 dub what a scam
03:23 mircea_popescu the worst.
03:24 cazalla reskin as nigs vs whites
03:24 dub !t s.wol mp
03:24 assbot It says some pelt-wearin' trapper, some stinkin' bean-suckin' possum skinner, he's gonna collect that reward money.
03:24 dub !t mp s.wol
03:24 assbot [MPEX:S.WOL] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.000086 / 0.000086 / 0.000086 (2 shares, 0.00 BTC)
03:24 dub ouchies for whoever bought at 8600
03:25 mircea_popescu ;;later tell hanbot you've been awarded some s.qntr shares for your contributions to qntra as per http://trilema.com/2014/qntra-sqntr-october-2014-statement/ talk to jurov
03:25 assbot Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:25 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:25 mircea_popescu ;;later tell devthedev you've been awarded some s.qntr shares for your contributions to qntra as per http://trilema.com/2014/qntra-sqntr-october-2014-statement/ talk to jurov
03:25 assbot Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:25 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:25 mircea_popescu thestringpuller you've been awarded some s.qntr shares for your contributions to qntra as per http://trilema.com/2014/qntra-sqntr-october-2014-statement/ talk to jurov
03:25 assbot Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:25 mircea_popescu ;;later tell princessnell you've been awarded some s.qntr shares for your contributions to qntra as per http://trilema.com/2014/qntra-sqntr-october-2014-statement/ talk to jurov
03:25 assbot Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:25 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:26 mircea_popescu ;;later tell pete_dushenski you've been awarded some s.qntr shares for your contributions to qntra as per http://trilema.com/2014/qntra-sqntr-october-2014-statement/ talk to jurov
03:26 assbot Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:26 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:27 mircea_popescu ;;later tell PinkPosixPXE you've been awarded some s.qntr shares for your contributions to qntra as per http://trilema.com/2014/qntra-sqntr-october-2014-statement/ talk to jurov
03:27 assbot Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:27 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:27 mircea_popescu teh p
03:27 mircea_popescu teh p's have it huh.
03:28 BingoBoingo So many p's and to think diametric and decimation are hard to tell apart
03:33 BingoBoingo .status
03:33 punkbot BingoBoingo: 2 pending deeds | Last bundle 4 hours and 50 minutes ago
03:41 BingoBoingo Tipping service update feat Weev (who was suspended from twitter nao) http://weev.livejournal.com/410337.html
03:41 assbot weev: Gratipay allowed its SJW employee to stop my donations in secret.
03:42 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo isn't this the guy with the totally failed pseudo-kiclstarter max keiser campaign thing ?
03:42 BingoBoingo Yeah
03:42 BingoBoingo The Troll with the "Hedge Fund"
03:43 mircea_popescu that was so much lulz. what was it called, jumpkick ? startderp ?
03:43 BingoBoingo Troll llc.
03:43 BingoBoingo !s sad and disappoint
03:43 assbot 0 results for 'sad and disappoint' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=sad+and+disappoint
03:44 mircea_popescu no the "platform"
03:44 cazalla startjoin
03:44 mircea_popescu ah yes!
03:44 mircea_popescu !s startjoin
03:44 assbot 4 results for 'startjoin' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=startjoin
03:45 mircea_popescu https://www.startjoin.com/comments/project/trollc
03:45 assbot User comments around the project: TRO LLC
03:47 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/1cbd5bdff9ad29d8b278b90a9344d98c/tumblr_n3e4gz3bii1t8zkreo1_500.jpg girls just wanna have fun...
03:48 BingoBoingo Ah, those comments
03:49 mircea_popescu it did deliver ze mucho lulz.
03:49 mircea_popescu anyway, this is all for me. tomorrow!
03:51 BingoBoingo !up Vexual
03:52 Vexual bag girl did she survive ;;8ball
03:52 Vexual ;;8ball
03:52 gribble One would be wise to think so.
03:56 Vexual count the teeth make th ebet
04:04 Vexual http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/superracing/forget-the-real-melbourne-cup-form-guide-this-is-what-you-need-if-you-know-nothing-about-racing/story-fnibcaa0-1227110357781?nk=c075cca746594e4227002a4c821d4a6f
04:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14976 @ 0.00074343 = 11.1336 BTC [+]
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04:43 punkman BingoBoingo: you rascal, triggered another bug in bot with your last two deeds
04:43 BingoBoingo O.o
04:43 jurov hi all, i received the s.qntr shares, will start distributing them, or the receipts later today
04:43 BingoBoingo Thank you jurov
04:43 punkman bug fixed 3 hours ago by upstream, living on the edge!
04:44 punkman is the website snappy for everyone?
04:44 BingoBoingo Sure.
04:45 BingoBoingo Website hides the secret "if bingo then fuck you" code that drives the backend
04:46 punkman this thing got so many threads and subprocesses, I wonder what new and exciting breakage tomorrow will bring
04:47 BingoBoingo punkbot: Tomorrow you find an SHA collision
04:55 BingoBoingo http://arstechnica.com/business/2014/11/epic-2014-recalling-a-decade-old-imagining-of-the-tech-driven-media-future/
04:55 assbot EPIC 2014: recalling a decade-old imagining of the media’s future | Ars Technica
05:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16200 @ 0.00074539 = 12.0753 BTC [+]
05:11 cazalla prefer the greyhounds to the cup tbh
05:13 BingoBoingo !up phf
05:17 gabriel_laddel !s deedbot language
05:17 assbot 0 results for 'deedbot language' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=deedbot+language
05:18 gabriel_laddel punkman: what language have you written deedbot in?
05:18 RagnarDanneskjol python
05:19 punkman gabriel_laddel: https://github.com/extempore/deedbundler
05:19 assbot extempore/deedbundler · GitHub
05:20 punkman you can grab the script under deedtools/ and sweep some of the unspent bundle txs
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05:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12850 @ 0.00074705 = 9.5996 BTC [+] {2}
05:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00074837 = 2.507 BTC [+]
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06:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27731 @ 0.00074615 = 20.6915 BTC [-] {3}
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06:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20212 @ 0.00074155 = 14.9882 BTC [-]
06:44 punkbot Bundled 2 deeds | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1uM6gZk7
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07:07 punkbot Confirmed bundle 1uM6gZk7VBTWEKabZXK5EPcugt9dYijvc | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1uM6gZk7
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07:32 thestringpuller ;;seen jurov
07:32 gribble jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 hours, 49 minutes, and 34 seconds ago: <jurov> hi all, i received the s.qntr shares, will start distributing them, or the receipts later today
07:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00074512 = 12.2945 BTC [+]
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08:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00074572 = 4.5489 BTC [+]
08:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00074541 = 10.1376 BTC [-] {2}
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09:00 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu nope, not the french one. gyrojet went out of print because, iirc, of misfires.
09:00 gribble The operation succeeded.
09:03 asciilifeform WOL << RIP.
09:03 asciilifeform it was neato.
09:06 asciilifeform http://techcrunch.com/2014/11/03/drone-wars
09:06 assbot China Builds Anti-Drone Laser Tech | TechCrunch
09:07 asciilifeform see also: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-02-2014#488932
09:07 assbot Logged on 08-02-2014 00:14:14; asciilifeform: let's do gedankenexperiment.
09:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26825 @ 0.00074131 = 19.8856 BTC [-] {2}
09:13 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mod6: http://therealbitcoin.org << where's the other stuff?
09:20 ThickAsThieves mornin
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09:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23200 @ 0.00074281 = 17.2332 BTC [+]
09:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28350 @ 0.00074133 = 21.0167 BTC [-] {2}
09:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13255 @ 0.00074371 = 9.8579 BTC [+] {2}
09:55 mike_c dub:ouchies for whoever bought at 8600 << nobody did. fabian was testing and bought 1 share of everything.
09:56 FabianB not of s.wol
09:58 mike_c you sure? it was at the same time and only 1 share.
09:58 mike_c in any case, it was only 1-2 shares.
10:03 ThickAsThieves I'm holding 72277 S.WOL purchased at 0.00004006
10:03 * ThickAsThieves wins.
10:04 ThickAsThieves plus a boatload of ATCs
10:04 ThickAsThieves good times
10:04 chetty holding usually wins in mpex
10:04 mike_c yeah, we didn't do each other any favors.
10:04 ThickAsThieves not anymore
10:04 mike_c i've got boats of atc too
10:05 ThickAsThieves curse of pankkake
10:05 mike_c anyway, sorry WoL sucked.
10:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12685 @ 0.00074266 = 9.4206 BTC [-]
10:05 ThickAsThieves i'm not sure we got to learn whether it sucked
10:05 ThickAsThieves but if theres any desire to kill it, it should of course be killed
10:05 mike_c the market (consumers) certainly voted
10:06 ThickAsThieves did consumers know it existed?
10:06 mike_c like any business, some did. and they didn't want to play. many additions/changes were made, with no effect.
10:06 ThickAsThieves yeah it was tricky sell
10:07 ThickAsThieves maybe would be better encompassed in a broader gaming site
10:07 mike_c thing is, if you market a little and get a little, you market more. if you market a little and get nothing..
10:07 mike_c various rounds of improvements & marketing were tried
10:08 ThickAsThieves mike_c youre probably right, but to be annoying, it's also possible your initial set of bettors werent your target market
10:08 chetty frankly I didnt have the patience for it, I played a couple times but kept forgetting to check back
10:08 ThickAsThieves ie me
10:08 ThickAsThieves i dont play games
10:08 ThickAsThieves but i tried it
10:08 ThickAsThieves then stopped cuz well of course
10:08 ThickAsThieves probly most of us dont play bitgames
10:09 mike_c i don't know what the right answer is, and I am not a master marketer. but if the games had been more fun there would have been more traction than 0.
10:09 ThickAsThieves word
10:09 chetty << not much on straight gambling
10:09 ThickAsThieves then my final crit would be that maybe it shouldnt have IPOd at all
10:09 mike_c that is possible
10:11 ThickAsThieves maybe swol can sell it?
10:11 mike_c "it"?
10:11 ThickAsThieves the game
10:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00074266 = 10.62 BTC [-]
10:11 ThickAsThieves sell it to satoshicasino or whaetver
10:11 mike_c meh. "how much will you pay me for this game nobody likes"
10:11 ThickAsThieves haha
10:11 ThickAsThieves one man's trash
10:11 mike_c maybe they'll give me ATC for it ;)
10:12 ThickAsThieves i'll give you all my atc for it
10:12 ThickAsThieves it's only fair
10:13 kakobrekla sorry to hear mike_c :\
10:13 mike_c thanks. them's the breaks.
10:13 ThickAsThieves actually this is a question
10:13 ThickAsThieves is the game not an asset of SWOL's?
10:14 mike_c asset valued at 0, yes.
10:14 ThickAsThieves everything never sold is 0
10:14 ThickAsThieves in that sense
10:14 kakobrekla idk whats up with buttcoins users but my take is that btcusd chumpatroning takes 90%+ of the cake in 'services' category
10:14 ThickAsThieves certainly its value is higher than 0
10:15 mike_c not sure i agree, but say its value is 1 btc. how much would it cost to sell it?
10:15 kakobrekla btcfiat i will correct myself.
10:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21138 @ 0.00074491 = 15.7459 BTC [+] {2}
10:16 ThickAsThieves i dont think either of those values is known
10:16 ThickAsThieves but you da boss
10:16 punkman mike_c: was thinking of playing some WoL, just my luck :P
10:17 punkman so did everyone drop out of the btc games too?
10:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1462 @ 0.0007484 = 1.0942 BTC [+]
10:17 mike_c yeah. 0 bets on last 4 weekly games.
10:18 mike_c <+kakobrekla> idk whats up with buttcoins users but my take is that btcusd chumpatroning takes 90%+ of the cake in 'services' category << I can't think of any examples to refute this.
10:19 mike_c now that JD is gone
10:19 kakobrekla the parrot.
10:19 kakobrekla it is dead.
10:24 punkman puzzle now has 0.05btc http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/HEvYcqtx
10:24 assbot Deed HEvYcqtx | #bitcoin-assets deed registry
10:25 punkman I'm making a series of puzzles, this one is not very good, checking difficulty
10:25 punkman help me test
10:34 FabianB http://guardtime.com/ksi-technology/ <-- are they trying to market their own fork of closed-source namecoin?
10:34 assbot KSI Technology | Guardtime
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11:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35907 @ 0.00074124 = 26.6157 BTC [-] {3}
11:13 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: updated. jurov: any word on the turdatron?
11:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20050 @ 0.00074061 = 14.8492 BTC [-]
11:24 Pierre_Rochard I’m writing up bitcoin accounting software, do y’all have any feature requests? https://github.com/NakamotoInstitute/pacioli
11:24 assbot NakamotoInstitute/pacioli · GitHub
11:36 chetty Pierre_Rochard, some good verifyable encryption, like you can use your own pgp key or something to cover any stored files
11:38 nubbins` .deed http://dpaste.com/0CEGF80.txt
11:38 punkbot nubbins`: Queued 1 valid deed for next bundle.
11:38 nubbins` right on
11:38 nubbins` expected deed id: 62Mg7bxwiWUSHFzytWMyDsLdDUKRDnsF4MoJbsMNFKcL
11:38 nubbins` expected public address: 18puZUqAxbErt5V92xCr1DaDYgnoRmkmhr
11:38 * nubbins` crosses fingers
11:42 Pierre_Rochard chetty: that’s reasonable, though only archived ‘source documents’ could be encrypted with PGP without really hurting performance. The other accounting records would use postgresql’s built in encryption features: http://www.postgresql.org/docs/9.3/static/encryption-options.html
11:42 assbot PostgreSQL: Documentation: 9.3: Encryption Options
11:43 Pierre_Rochard chetty: keep in mind, you would host the database yourself, ideally on localhost without exposing it to the internet
11:48 punkbot Bundled 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1AKLFcJb
11:50 punkman nubbins`: expected deed id: 62Mg7bxwiWUSHFzytWMyDsLdDUKRDnsF4MoJbsMNFKcL << that can't be right
11:50 nubbins` nod, checking now
11:50 punkbot Confirmed bundle 1AKLFcJbTfFJzVyqdEc2jrZnWNBuAQc4yt | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1AKLFcJb
11:51 punkman I guess hex string used where you need byte string
11:52 nubbins` yeah, if i pull the hex down via json it verifies ok
11:52 joecool what is this? is there documentation on it yet?
11:52 nubbins` i'm sure it's something else to do with line endings
11:57 diametric http://www.underhanded-c.org/
11:57 assbot The Underhanded C Contest
12:03 nubbins` punkman: yeah, verified it's a line ending issue
12:04 nubbins` my local file has \n, but if i grab the raw deed from pastebin / dpaste via curl and save it to a file, it's all \r\n
12:04 nubbins` but if i pipe it to my clipboard instead of using curl -o, and then paste into a new text file, it preserves \n
12:04 nubbins` so... shrug.
12:05 punkman that id was too long though
12:05 nubbins` o?
12:06 punkman oh wait, my bad
12:06 nubbins` just a straight-up shasum
12:07 * nubbins` scratches chin
12:07 nubbins` so i guess my verification/prediction util should convert any \n to \r\n
12:07 asciilifeform underhanded c contest << and yes, that's a brand-new one!
12:07 jurov ben_vulpes, asciilifeform: it should accept patches/sigs as described in http://therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev
12:08 jurov just db output is missing
12:08 jurov but now i need to sort out s.wol first
12:08 asciilifeform db output ?
12:08 jurov the TODO links
12:11 punkman nubbins`: hmm same here, so does dpaste convert to CRLF?
12:11 nubbins` .deed http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=WtVe054c
12:11 punkbot nubbins`: Queued 1 valid deed for next bundle.
12:11 asciilifeform 'There were a few serialization tricks. Submitter Arthur O’Dwyer writes usernames and IDs into a string' - from last year's winner.
12:12 nubbins` punkman i have nfi. like i said, i get different results when i do curl -o vs curl | pbcopy
12:12 asciilifeform 'Ti am pleased to learn that o'dwyer is alive. he, or at least a fellow by very same name, and i, went to school together.
12:12 nubbins` almost makes me wonder if curl is doing it :0
12:12 punkman tried with wget/curl, both gave me CRLF
12:13 nubbins` didja try piping it into a pastebin/clipboard util?
12:13 asciilifeform ' todo links?
12:13 nubbins` and then pasting into text editor
12:13 punkman yeah got LF then
12:13 jurov asciilifeform: on the listinf/btc-dev there will be links to list with accepted patches and their signatures
12:14 nubbins` strange hey?
12:14 asciilifeform jurov: does that mean we have a maintainer?
12:14 nubbins` curl > output.txt also preserves CRLF
12:15 jurov asciilifeform: i mean, accepted by turdatron . that does not mean they are valid in any sense
12:15 asciilifeform aha.
12:16 nubbins` <+nubbins`> .deed http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=WtVe054c <<< expecting deed id AF1zMmjkgvSVLM5dmTZH3hqndeHpG1KukwYahkhcSsj6 and public address 14GVvUrtrNvszwKEr9Qnqevmuy3RNHA3yF
12:17 jurov *sigh* if s.wol paid out dividends and then immediately vanished, it would be so much easier
12:17 jurov now it just one balance thither, another yonder.. as susual on mpex
12:18 asciilifeform http://www.underhanded-c.org/_m_201409.html << best C!
12:18 assbot The Underhanded C Contest » 2014 » September
12:18 nubbins` punkman see above ^^
12:18 nubbins` http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/AF1zMmjkgvSVLM5dmTZH3hqndeHpG1KukwYahkhcSsj6
12:18 assbot Deed AF1zMmjk | #bitcoin-assets deed registry
12:19 nubbins` assuming no other deeds get submitted, address should match up as well
12:20 punkman punkbot, status
12:20 punkbot punkman: 1 pending deed | Last bundle 31 minutes ago
12:20 punkman btw, punkbot will now announce additions/removals from trust list
12:21 nubbins` nice
12:21 jurov ;;rate punkman -10 test :DDDD
12:22 nubbins` tool for verifying submitted deeds: http://pastebin.com/AXpdkmvJ
12:22 assbot checkdeed.js - Pastebin.com
12:23 nubbins` tool for predicting deed ID of clearsigned file: http://pastebin.com/Ls76h1kd
12:23 assbot processdeed.js - Pastebin.com
12:23 nubbins` joecool you wanted documentation, see above ;)
12:24 punkman nubbins`, here's how I do it for raw bundles, also checks blockchain https://github.com/extempore/deedbundler/blob/master/deedtools/deedtools.py
12:24 assbot deedbundler/deedtools.py at master · extempore/deedbundler · GitHub
12:24 nubbins` handy deed utils
12:25 nubbins` !s deed utils
12:25 assbot 0 results for 'deed utils' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=deed+utils
12:25 nubbins` shrug, :D
12:26 nubbins` punkman this thing is coming together :D
12:28 Bet created: "Eric Frein to receive death sentence" http://bitbet.us/bet/1061/
12:28 Unable to get details for bet 1062: invalid character '<' looking for beginning of value
12:29 punkman wasn't that bet created a few days ago
12:30 kakobrekla yes, someone requested to make a custom rss feed for []bot only for it not to be used
12:31 kakobrekla (its still using twitter and i just pushed some nonsense there)
12:31 kakobrekla fuck you to anyone who mentions rss again.
12:32 punkman kakobrekla: what's the custom rss URL, maybe it'd be useful for bitbet.py
12:32 kakobrekla you mentioned rss.
12:36 nubbins` heh
12:48 punkbot Bundled 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/14GVvUrt
12:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8309 @ 0.0007433 = 6.1761 BTC [+]
12:55 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/u-s-gene-patents-patient-care-stymied-in-canada-hospital-claims-1.2820211
12:55 assbot U.S. gene patents: Patient care stymied in Canada, hospital claims - Health - CBC News
12:56 nubbins` <+punkbot> Bundled 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/14GVvUrt << it works!
12:56 assbot Bundle 14GVvUrt | #bitcoin-assets deed registry
12:56 jurov http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk_VszbZa_s
12:56 assbot Такого как Путин / One Like Putin, English Subs - YouTube
12:56 * jurov invites asciilifeform to dance
12:56 jurov o/
12:57 jurov \o
12:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.00074028 = 11.1042 BTC [-]
12:59 kakobrekla speaking of Putin, if anyone doesnt know of, check out Rasputin.
12:59 thestringpuller Grigori?
12:59 thestringpuller ;;google Grigori Rasputin
12:59 gribble Grigori Rasputin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin>; Rasputin - Biography - Religious Figure - Biography.com: <http://www.biography.com/people/rasputin-9452162>; Grigory Rasputin - Russiapedia - RT.com: <http://russiapedia.rt.com/prominent-russians/history-and-mythology/grigory-rasputin/>
13:02 joecool rastafarian putin
13:04 punkbot Confirmed bundle 14GVvUrtrNvszwKEr9Qnqevmuy3RNHA3yF | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/14GVvUrt
13:13 nubbins` joecool i did this once
13:13 nubbins` can't find original, here's a lo-res copy
13:13 nubbins` http://imgur.com/0bukv18
13:13 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
13:16 jurov Okay, it turns out the balance changes were just cancelled orders and S.WOL balance did not vanish yet
13:16 jurov so i can move on to s.qntr writers
13:16 jurov coinbr users, auth with gribble and claim here or PM me your username
13:17 jurov will be processed in FIFO manner
13:18 jurov BingoBoingo ^
13:19 jurov cazalla peterl PinkPosixPXE ^
13:22 thestringpuller jurov: BingoBoingo submitted a deed. check logs.
13:24 jurov so we'll let our lawyers talk, okay
13:32 nubbins` .deed http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=CZvVKFM9
13:32 punkbot nubbins`: Queued 1 valid deed for next bundle.
13:32 nubbins` better late than never
13:35 thestringpuller nubbins`: did the poster ever leave canada? I tracked it last night and it said "scanned"
13:35 nubbins` i'll look into it :)
13:35 thestringpuller ty :D
13:35 nubbins` asciilifeform in the meantime it looks like i fucked up the dates in this contract
13:36 kakobrekla (Darwin) < got that right.
13:39 jurov thestringpuller BingoBoingo: transferred
13:48 punkbot Bundled 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1DiTPHSU
13:52 punkbot Confirmed bundle 1DiTPHSU9ztLsLvYeT9qTqB9n4vJUrPHZU | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1DiTPHSU
13:53 kakobrekla also from today http://www.bestbitcoincasino.com/bitcoin-adds-new-flavors-to-prediction-markets/
13:53 assbot Bitcoin Adds New Flavors to Prediction Markets
13:54 kakobrekla >Perhaps the most common brand is Predictious. It takes pride as the premier Bitcoin prediction market that requires bettors to sign in using a Google account.
13:54 kakobrekla ><
13:55 mike_c they should change their name to firstbestbitcoincasino.
13:55 kakobrekla 000000001firstbestbitcoincasino
13:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00073914 = 13.8958 BTC [-]
13:57 kakobrekla text is weird but at least bitbet has the crown on the .jpg
13:59 mike_c if you put the word 'premier' on the homepage you would have won the text too.
13:59 * kakobrekla still learning.
14:04 punkman ;;ticker
14:04 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 327.32, Best ask: 327.9, Bid-ask spread: 0.58000, Last trade: 327.98, 24 hour volume: 10636.65677201, 24 hour low: 322.0, 24 hour high: 333.99, 24 hour vwap: 328.637453091
~ 20 minutes ~
14:24 punkman "During her rise to fame DePol insured her legs for $100,000 after which newspapers claimed Morlacchi was 'more valuable than Kentucky'." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giuseppina_Morlacchi
14:24 assbot Giuseppina Morlacchi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
14:27 punkman https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1Zcu3yCAAAuw5I.png
14:29 punkman !up growth
14:29 punkman hope it's benign
14:30 thestringpuller heh
14:34 punkman http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11205477/Ted-Baker-loses-5m-after-employee-steals-seven-tonnes-of-clothes.html
14:34 assbot Ted Baker loses £5m after employee steals seven tonnes of clothes - Telegraph
14:37 punkman that article delivers
14:38 punkman "NODL had spotted losses after he joined the company in 2003, but had mistakenly put them down to flaws in its stock control system."
14:41 BingoBoingo !t m s.qntr
14:41 assbot [MPEX:S.QNTR] 1D: 0.00013514 / 0.00013638 / 0.00014 (3911 shares, 0.53 BTC), 7D: 0.00013514 / 0.00013638 / 0.00014 (3911 shares, 0.53 BTC), 30D: 0.00013514 / 0.00013638 / 0.00014 (3911 shares, 0.53 BTC)
14:42 thestringpuller whoa it's moving
14:43 punkbot [trust-update] no changes
14:44 ben_vulpes that's the oddest damn donation mechanism i've seen in my life.
14:44 punkman ben_vulpes: heh
14:44 punkman !t m s.bbet
14:44 assbot [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.00049 / 0.00049 / 0.00049 (8 shares, 0.00 BTC)
14:50 * jurov just learned of "openssl smime" ...truly a kitchen sink, this
14:51 mircea_popescu <punkman> "newspapers claimed Morlacchi was 'more valuable than Kentucky'. << well, at that time they were!
14:52 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes the clothes ?!
14:53 kakobrekla punkman getting ready to dump ? ><
14:53 kakobrekla also unfortunate name, now you need to be tabbed twice.
14:53 mircea_popescu ^
14:53 mircea_popescu very much so. it pains me to tab twice.
14:54 punkman maybe I should be 1punkman
14:54 mircea_popescu maybe just 1punk
14:54 mircea_popescu you know punk and man form an oxymoron btw ?
14:54 bounce 1p. cheap bugger.
14:54 punkman bot's alt-name is dpbot, can switch
14:54 mircea_popescu good idea.
14:54 kakobrekla deep penetration bot?
14:55 mircea_popescu and incidentally, the same naming convention as for websites (distinct first two letters) works here, too.
14:55 punkman deep, double, dry, take your pick
14:55 kakobrekla daniel p bot ?
14:56 punkman mircea_popescu: what's the oxymoron
14:56 mircea_popescu a punk is a young boy used (generally against his will) for the sexual gratification of adult males.
14:56 mircea_popescu !up kiwi-test-user
14:56 kiwi-test-user syn
14:56 ben_vulpes ack
14:57 mircea_popescu punkman http://trilema.com/2012/big-rock-candy-mountain/ "The punk rolled up his big blue eyes And said to the jocker, “Sandy,"
14:57 assbot Big Rock Candy Mountain pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
14:58 bounce I thought it had to do with mohawks and guitars and things
14:58 mircea_popescu well yes.
14:58 mircea_popescu eeexactly.
14:58 kakobrekla why not 'deedbot' anyway?
14:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13534 @ 0.00073678 = 9.9716 BTC [-] {2}
15:02 ben_vulpes rapidssl transmits certificates in the clear via email
15:03 mircea_popescu !up cb_bitcoin
15:03 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes what, that is a problem ? o.O
15:03 ben_vulpes i don't even know any more
15:04 danielpbarron ;;later tell punkman <+punkman> bot's alt-name is dpbot, can switch << please do
15:04 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:04 ben_vulpes double penetration bot?
15:05 kakobrekla sorta on topic, i tried to get a box at OVH and when they asked for dox, i asked for pgp. after about 10 days, i got a reply : You can upload the documents to Dropbox or google Docs and password protect them. And provide us with the password. And we will be able to validate your account.
15:05 kakobrekla gtfo.
15:05 punkman speaking of young boys http://dpaste.com/383BH45
15:05 assbot dpaste: 383BH45
15:06 kakobrekla lol!!
15:07 mike_c kakobrekla: where does bitbet live now? or is it state secret?
15:07 danielpbarron and by please do I mean please do not call it dpb*
15:08 mircea_popescu kakobrekla lol. nice going!
15:09 jurov punkman you need to be tabbed twice. << i suggest change to spunkman
15:10 mircea_popescu then it needs to be stabbed like fifty times.
15:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00073624 = 11.1908 BTC [-]
15:12 bounce wtf does ovh even demand dox at all? isn't money enough these days?
15:12 punkman lots of hosting companies do that
15:12 punkman in case you are a haxx0r or whatever
15:12 jurov yes they cover their ass if you start doing sth illegal
15:12 kakobrekla mike_c actually im going to be moving it tonight it seems atm still on hetzner, new home is securedservers.com as anyone with the public ip address can figure out
15:14 punkman "100% uptime, GUARANTEED!"
15:14 kakobrekla mhm
15:14 punkman it must be good
15:14 kakobrekla hehe
15:14 bounce that site takes about five seconds to go from blank page to something visible.
15:14 mircea_popescu bounce money is nothing these days.
15:14 mike_c which dc you going with?
15:14 kakobrekla i picked this by recommendation, not by design
15:14 mike_c amsterdam/phonix/ashburn?
15:14 kakobrekla ams
15:15 mike_c good choice. now just convince management you need to visit the servers often.
15:15 kakobrekla lol why
15:16 mike_c cuz amsterdam is fun!
15:16 kakobrekla ah
15:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21700 @ 0.00073385 = 15.9245 BTC [-] {2}
15:16 punkman that'd help getting the hosting bill to 9k a month
15:16 punkman you are not spending enough kako!
15:17 kakobrekla jus need 8.5k really
15:17 jurov plane tickets to buenos aires will help, too
15:18 mircea_popescu how much is yurp to ba ? like 1k ?
15:18 mircea_popescu 2k ?
15:19 kakobrekla i dunno
15:19 mircea_popescu also, anyone own aged/trusted accounts on BlackHatWorld TrafficPlanet WarriorForum DigitalPoint SitePoint they might wish to sell or share ?
15:20 mircea_popescu gotta buy some media support for this qntra thing.
15:21 punkman about 1.5k round-trip from Italy
15:21 mircea_popescu euro ?
15:21 punkman yea
15:22 mircea_popescu still, not so terrible.
15:22 bounce what are those?
15:22 mircea_popescu bounce forums where the derpy web kids gather.
15:23 kakobrekla mp just wants more ddos
15:23 kakobrekla "hey, its pageviews"
15:23 mircea_popescu kakobrekla it totally was worth every dime i didn't pay, that ddos.
15:23 mircea_popescu did you see the thanks from the capitol of fires i got ?
15:23 kakobrekla dunno?
15:24 mircea_popescu !s from:mircea_popescu pastebin
15:24 assbot 43 results for 'from:mircea_popescu pastebin' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Amircea_popescu+pastebin
15:25 kakobrekla everything but a pastebin link
15:25 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-11-2014#906564
15:25 assbot Logged on 01-11-2014 19:28:51; mircea_popescu: http://pastebin.com/PnsGiZ2A <<< dude... this is just what i do. i save the people who save people from FIRE
15:26 kakobrekla lolk
15:27 mircea_popescu no dude, now i have an in with brooklyn fd. if i ever got a fire problem in brooklyn ima call my man raffa direct.
15:27 mircea_popescu you don't understand how the world works.
15:27 punkman https://twitter.com/st_vincent/status/528982224075763712
15:27 assbot Really need to do laundry, but torn between "SLUT" and "COWBOY" settings... http://t.co/AkFJnECkzm
15:28 mircea_popescu bwahaha
15:28 mircea_popescu it's really "cowboytoy"
15:28 mircea_popescu which i suppose means cowgirl ?
15:30 punkman http://cryptome.org/2014/11/fbi-mil-isis-homeland-threat.htm
15:33 punkman what happened to fbi miner guy?
15:33 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/11/7th-underhanded-c-contest-going-on-now/
15:33 assbot 7th Underhanded C Contest Going on Now | Qntra.net
15:34 bounce is this proof the USG is completely filled with muppets?
15:34 mircea_popescu bounce well it will be completely filled with cartoon characters soon
15:34 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo o hey cool. you participating ?
15:34 bounce yeah probably a slander on the muppets. sorry jim!
15:35 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: No, just figured a writeup fits Qntra's demographic.
15:35 mircea_popescu prolly.
15:35 mircea_popescu if anyone from b-a gets in there im buyin' you a beer.
15:36 BingoBoingo Thanks, I just wanted to link to a relevant past challenge in the writeup http://www.underhanded-c.org/_page_id_16.html
15:36 assbot The Underhanded C Contest » 2007
15:42 mircea_popescu punkman: this thing got so many threads and subprocesses, I wonder what new and exciting breakage tomorrow will bring
15:42 mircea_popescu spoken like a true admin!
15:43 mircea_popescu punkman is it stable nao ? i was planning to do a trilema write-up, is it time ?
15:43 punkman maybe give it a few days
15:43 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: there will be qntra writeup soon
15:43 thestringpuller too*
15:44 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/introducing-the-qntra/ ?
15:44 assbot Introducing the qntra pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
15:46 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: qntra writeup about punkbot
15:46 mircea_popescu ah, talk to these other guys.
15:47 thestringpuller i kno. it's on editor's desk now. just letting you know. ;)
15:47 mircea_popescu ah cool.
15:47 mircea_popescu i didn't get it originally :) good for you.
15:49 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves: maybe swol can sell it? <<< it definitely can. it's been publicly announced it closes, someone wants to make an offer they know where to make it.
15:49 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: idk whats up with buttcoins users but my take is that btcusd chumpatroning takes 90%+ of the cake in 'services' category << just about right.
15:51 mircea_popescu joecool: what is this? is there documentation on it yet? <<< you mean the deedbot ?
15:51 joecool mircea_popescu: yes
15:52 joecool i had been absent from here for a month or two, it is new
15:52 mircea_popescu ah, its a deed registrar we've been trying to get going since summer. finally punkman made it work.
15:52 mircea_popescu if you look through the logs the spec is a pastebin plastered like a dozen diff places.
15:53 nubbins` ^ text of gpg-signed deed is used as passphrase for brainwallet, address of which is funded with pittance to prove document's existence at a particular point in time
15:53 joecool oh so it has a reference in the blockchain too?
15:53 mircea_popescu nubbins`: punkman i have nfi. like i said, i get different results when i do curl -o vs curl | pbcopy << this sounds like os/x
15:53 mircea_popescu joecool yes.
15:53 joecool pretty cool
15:53 mircea_popescu totally.
15:54 mircea_popescu jurov: *sigh* if s.wol paid out dividends and then immediately vanished, it would be so much easier <<< that's how it will work ?
15:55 nubbins` mircea_popescu funny thing is, pbcopy is the only osx-specific tool, and it's the only one that preserves \n line endings
15:55 mircea_popescu cause it knows it should see ?
15:55 mircea_popescu all the unix stuff is "eh, whatevs"
15:56 thestringpuller pbcopy is really annoying
15:56 thestringpuller got a mac recently...and yea
15:56 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: fuck you to anyone who mentions rss again. <<< awww angry kako!!! of WRATH!
15:56 nubbins` thestringpuller ehh it does what it should
15:56 nubbins` joecool here's an example
15:57 nubbins` http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/AF1zMmjkgvSVLM5dmTZH3hqndeHpG1KukwYahkhcSsj6
15:57 assbot Deed AF1zMmjk | #bitcoin-assets deed registry
15:57 nubbins` if you sha256sum the text of that deed, you'll get AF1zMmjkgvSVLM5dmTZH3hqndeHpG1KukwYahkhcSsj6 as a result
15:58 nubbins` that ^ is then used as a brainwallet passphrase to get the public address 14GVvUrtrNvszwKEr9Qnqevmuy3RNHA3yF and its associated private key
15:58 nubbins` next, that address is funded: https://blockchain.info/address/14GVvUrtrNvszwKEr9Qnqevmuy3RNHA3yF
15:58 assbot Bitcoin Address 14GVvUrtrNvszwKEr9Qnqevmuy3RNHA3yF
15:58 nubbins` thereby proving the document's existence at the time of funding.
15:58 nubbins` deeds 101
15:59 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: >Perhaps the most common brand is Predictious. It takes pride as the premier Bitcoin prediction market that requires bettors to sign in using a Google account. <<< ahahahaha bejesus.
15:59 mircea_popescu then again i shouldn't laugh, the aborigines also took pride in smearing shit all over their faces or w/e it is they did, when the bitcoin colonists found them.
16:00 mircea_popescu !t m s.qntr
16:00 assbot [MPEX:S.QNTR] 1D: 0.00013514 / 0.00013638 / 0.00014 (3911 shares, 0.53 BTC), 7D: 0.00013514 / 0.00013638 / 0.00014 (3911 shares, 0.53 BTC), 30D: 0.00013514 / 0.00013638 / 0.00014 (3911 shares, 0.53 BTC)
16:00 mod6 .deedbot http://therealbitcoin.com/charter-B71EADAF.asc
16:00 mircea_popescu hehe check that out, trading!
16:00 mircea_popescu jurov you got an addy for trasurer for bitcoin foundation published yet ? or how's that thing coming along ?
16:01 mod6 .deed http://therealbitcoin.com/charter-B71EADAF.asc
16:01 punkbot mod6: Queued 1 valid deed for next bundle.
16:02 nubbins` use the genesis deed address for donations 8)
16:02 mircea_popescu lol
16:02 nubbins` meantime, my 0-fee tx finally made it thru
16:02 nubbins` https://blockchain.info/address/149LB8VYaT1BdMLyQUL92Kj6KrJfNwcp64
16:02 assbot Bitcoin Address 149LB8VYaT1BdMLyQUL92Kj6KrJfNwcp64
16:02 mircea_popescu tbh, punkman made a major innovation with the bot. that it responds when you call it, like
16:02 mircea_popescu punkbot deed baby
16:02 punkbot mircea_popescu: Error: 'baby' is not a valid http url.
16:03 mircea_popescu this is pretty fucking great, because the special char space was getting crowded
16:03 mircea_popescu i think this should be the standard bot calling procedure. say its name.
16:03 nubbins` ;;it !sure ,,was
16:03 gribble Error: "it" is not a valid command.
16:03 mircea_popescu assbot t m s.qntr
16:03 nubbins` gribble ticker
16:03 kakobrekla %no *it #wasnt
16:03 mircea_popescu kakobrekla omg whay the haet!
16:03 nubbins` kako haetmoad OFF
16:03 mircea_popescu anyway, it's gonna be the standard going forward.
16:04 jurov mircea_popescu: on it
16:04 kakobrekla its a good thing we can have as many standards as we need
16:04 bounce fifteen
16:04 nubbins` so many standards, so few substandards
16:05 mircea_popescu lmao
16:05 nubbins` perhaps we'll call this the superstandard, yes? set it apart a bit?
16:05 davout nubbins`: just call it microsoft
16:05 kakobrekla my standard is a standard one, you can use whatever.
16:05 nubbins` i support the standard standards
16:06 nubbins` on a go-forward basis
16:06 mike_c as a consumer of kako's standards, I can vouch they are anything but standard
16:06 kakobrekla my standards just got for-pay model.
16:06 nubbins` erm, is that standard?
16:06 mircea_popescu !Contre nous de la tyrannie l'étendard sanglant est levé!
16:06 kakobrekla it is now.
16:06 mike_c but they work, which is also not standard.
16:07 mircea_popescu !up Zebetus
16:07 kakobrekla mike_c idk i make em up on spot :|
16:07 mircea_popescu so they're more like spotdards ?
16:07 kakobrekla well they are standard for me
16:07 mircea_popescu try making them on the stan next time.
16:08 kakobrekla so you can call em potato
16:08 kakobrekla standard potato
16:08 kakobrekla nice round n shit.
16:08 mircea_popescu like a tomato.
16:11 Azelphur mircea_popescu: haha, I see you upped a friend of mine :)
16:11 bounce my, isn't that nice. google slowly breaking stuff in browsers to push their own craptastic contraption with copious user friendlyness and vendor lock-in sauce
16:12 mircea_popescu ool.
16:12 mircea_popescu bounce strategy!
16:13 * bounce is using pre-webkit opera now. not too happy everything is going webkit, just with shittier and shittier user interfaces wrapped around it.
16:13 punkbot Bundled 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1MXeLHi5
16:14 nubbins` bounce ever try the w3c browser
16:14 mircea_popescu bounce makes two of us.
16:14 mircea_popescu on both scores.
16:14 nubbins` http://www.w3.org/Amaya/
16:14 assbot Amaya Home Page
16:15 kakobrekla presto sux though.
16:15 bounce years and years ago, and it didn't impress me with the w3c
16:15 BingoBoingo from thestringpuller http://qntra.net/2014/11/new-bitcoin-deed-system-launches/
16:15 assbot New Bitcoin Deed System Launches | Qntra.net
16:16 jurov 13EVfGFm2MYM8rFfz5n2pzJh6AznEh8126 will do?
16:16 bounce how many man-years would it cost to come up with a decent web rendering engine these days?
16:16 mircea_popescu bout two.
16:17 mike_c new qntra share model: word_count - (footnotes * 100)
16:17 mircea_popescu and ima bbl!
16:17 bounce that sounds low
16:17 mike_c news flash: news doesn't have footnotes.
16:18 kakobrekla its not news
16:18 kakobrekla its views and cumentary
16:19 kakobrekla but i agree on big footnotes being big
16:19 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/328QWJ8.txt )
16:19 BingoBoingo !b 4
16:20 jurov mircea_popescu: or i can generate something like 1BTCFund but it 'll take a while
16:20 kakobrekla especially when you explain with 4 words taking up 2 lines space
16:21 kakobrekla but i can see it, mp having big cultural influence in this cult, weird bitbet doesnt have footnotes (yet)
16:22 kakobrekla also has anyone ever done headnotes?
16:22 kakobrekla maybe something like -3. this site is not for stupid, -2. ....
16:22 mike_c hehe
16:27 BingoBoingo !b4
16:30 BingoBoingo http://www.thoughtcrime.org/blog/telegram-crypto-challenge/
16:30 assbot Moxie Marlinspike >> Blog >> A Crypto Challenge For The Telegram Developers
16:31 punkbot Confirmed bundle 1MXeLHi5CRAAkeoJqxFRzBwgMjg7LrLxsA | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/1MXeLHi5
16:31 jurov mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes: 1FundZy7m7b8begbh9haCguKJcAdFopRJ9
16:43 nubbins` jurov now gpg sign dat shit
16:43 nubbins` http://therealbitcoin.org/treasurer_contract.html
16:43 nubbins` and deed it up!
16:45 jurov with the blablablas?
16:46 nubbins` preferably replace the blablas with something that at least passes checksum
16:46 PeterL !up scoopbot
16:49 jurov the REFERENCES can't be replaced by definition.. why they must be there?
16:50 PeterL is kakobrekla here?
16:52 kakobrekla yea
16:54 PeterL so scoopbot is ready (penguirker replacement), I suppose I need to talk to you about registering him in the chan?
16:56 punkman PeterL: did you use irker too?
16:56 PeterL no, it is a bot I made myself
16:57 kakobrekla but does it work?
16:57 PeterL yes
16:57 kakobrekla is the syntax such that my great ass suggested?
16:57 kakobrekla s/that/as
16:58 PeterL huh?
16:58 kakobrekla !s if you are going to do it
16:58 assbot 10 results for 'if you are going to do it' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=if+you+are+going+to+do+it
16:59 kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-10-2014#882883
16:59 assbot Logged on 19-10-2014 02:27:17; kakobrekla: PeterL if you are going to do it, make the syntax 'New blog post on $sitename by $author: $url"
16:59 PeterL oh, that. right now it is "new blog post on $sitename: $url"
17:00 kakobrekla add the author?
17:02 PeterL ok, I will do that now
17:02 kakobrekla great
17:03 kakobrekla once this works and if you are bored, add wordcount at the end of report and estimated reading time
17:04 bounce ugh.
17:04 kakobrekla wha?
17:04 * bounce was about to say something about making the notice shorter, but estimated reading time? ew!
17:04 kakobrekla yeah
17:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17600 @ 0.00073187 = 12.8809 BTC [-] {2}
17:05 kakobrekla easier to make the call - click or not to click
17:05 mike_c plus # of footnotes
17:05 bounce no, it's complete bs. reading time does not depend on wordcount alone. or even taking word length into consideration.
17:06 kakobrekla maybe
17:06 kakobrekla on the other hand would work for qntra
17:06 kakobrekla reading @ easy difficulty
17:07 bounce so youse gots a difficulty estimator @ qntra?
17:07 PeterL ok, now scoopbot should include the author.
17:08 PeterL !up scoopbot
17:08 kakobrekla but anyway a simplistic approach : estimate reading time by multiplying the word count by result of brainwallet test
17:09 jurov ;;isup deeds.bitcoin-assets.com
17:09 gribble deeds.bitcoin-assets.com is up
17:10 bounce author, wordcount, footnote count would give some indication to make your own estimation
17:10 kakobrekla whats footnote measure?
17:10 kakobrekla nothing.
17:10 mike_c reading time
17:10 kakobrekla maybe the cultness of the article
17:10 bounce if you don't want to hear the answer, you might as well not ask the question.
17:10 PeterL would I be able to tell where the footnotes start from the blob of text in the rss feed?
17:11 kakobrekla lol
17:11 jurov is up but sloooow
17:11 kakobrekla PeterL we just masturbating here
17:11 PeterL my next task is to rework all scoopbot's commands to respond to his name
17:11 bounce the entire article ends up in the rss feed?
17:12 PeterL depends on the feed, I think?
17:12 kakobrekla who knows, its rss
17:12 bounce footnotes are a major break in reading flow, so they're quite influential for the overall reading user experience and therefore the total amount of time the user gets to waste going back and forth
17:13 bounce to answer your
17:13 kakobrekla anyway, we are measuring reading time, not comprehension time
17:13 bounce question you didn't want answered
17:13 kakobrekla if i give you 300 pages of easy text, you can not read it in 1 minutes
17:13 kakobrekla no matter how easy it is
17:13 bounce you're not measuring anything, you're making vague estimates on unsound assumptions
17:14 PinkPosixPXE 01:27 #bitcoin-assets: <+mircea_popescu> ;;later tell PinkPosixPXE you've been awarded some s.qntr shares for your contributions to qntra as per http://trilema.com/2014/qntra-sqntr-october-2014-statement/ talk to jurov << Thanks for adding it to the exchange and doling out some shares, and thanks as well jurov :)
17:14 assbot Qntra (S.QNTR) October 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
17:14 jurov mircea_popescu: we need some default agreement for shares that don't get claimed
17:14 jurov i propose if they don't get claimed in 14 days, then they get loaned to coinbr.
17:14 jurov and after that, shares+dividends will be delivered after 14 days of the request
17:15 jurov er.. in 14days of the request
17:16 jurov now, what with the treasurer stuff? i'll just sign in without the references.
17:16 PinkPosixPXE I've been meaning to chat more on here about assisting with some of the bitcoin dev and testing work I've been watching go on, but I've been slammed with projects, I have too many projects/hobbies I'm beginning to think. Either way, I wrote up an install_bitcoin script that takes into account dependency issues for certain versoins of debian and ubuntu.. not sure if anyone would find it useful,
17:16 PinkPosixPXE mod6 expressed interest, and I set it up after running into issues on one of my instances, and then tested it across a vagrant+virtualbox testing environment with a few debian and ubuntu distros.
17:16 kakobrekla PinkPosixPXE ditch the bad hobbies
17:16 mike_c sounds like a good addition to wiki.b-a
17:17 kakobrekla wiki , yes, as stan pointed out, needs work.
17:17 PinkPosixPXE yea, I can point out several pages where people complain about hte dependency issues, and so I thought 'well this script would fix them all' then idiots don't go using berklydb/bdb 5.3 or another versoin that isn't wallet or blockchain storage compatible
17:17 punkman would qntra like to sponsor a WP plugin that accepts signed posts and puts them in editor's queue?
17:18 punkman cazalla, ^
17:18 The20YearIRCloud Looks like we'll close on our next bank funding round this week
17:18 jurov punkman i can create another mailing list for that
17:18 PinkPosixPXE kakobrekla: well it's all that + full time syseng work.. so .. been trying to find time and get rid of the unimportant ones
17:18 punkman jurov, ah yeah that might be a good way to duct-tape this together
17:18 The20YearIRCloud Not sure if any of you are into rentalstarter...
17:22 kakobrekla ;;rate PinkPosixPXE 1 helps noobs
17:22 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user PinkPosixPXE has changed from 1 to 1.
17:23 PinkPosixPXE ty :)
17:23 kakobrekla its true
17:23 mike_c !t h rent
17:23 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00450000 / 0.00456986 / 0.00490800 (482 shares, 2.20267263 BTC), 7D: 0.00412527 / 0.00465236 / 0.00490998 (1567 shares, 7.29024029 BTC), 30D: 0.00400000 / 0.00451531 / 0.00509996 (4875 shares, 22.01212200 BTC)
17:24 PinkPosixPXE I can also help you guys figure out the gpg git key signing if that's still a debacle or issue for you, but I'll have to ask more questions, and find out the scope/desires first, before we could dive into that. But I'm happy to help throw my extra cpu cycles at this stuff :)
17:25 jurov PinkPosixPXE: current status is: http://therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev , no git at all
17:26 kakobrekla PinkPosixPXE were you actually following the debate?
17:27 fivezerotwo hello everyone, its been a while
17:28 PinkPosixPXE thanks jurov, perfect.. wanted to see where things were at..
17:28 PinkPosixPXE kakobrekla: I followed much of it for the past few weeks
17:28 PinkPosixPXE the idscussions around the patches, and testing, bitcoin foundation, git signing, etc.
17:28 PinkPosixPXE discussions*
17:28 PinkPosixPXE but the last week has been really busy
17:29 kakobrekla well color me surprised then.
17:29 PinkPosixPXE I was going to speak up sooner, but I didn't want to commit/promise anything, when I was so busy
17:29 PinkPosixPXE so I just kept watching the discussions, and kept up with what was going on
17:30 PeterL !up scoopbot
17:31 kakobrekla PeterL is that thing registered with nickserv?
17:31 jurov punkbot, deed https://coinbr.com/foundation.txt.asc
17:31 punkbot jurov: Queued 1 valid deed for next bundle.
17:31 PeterL yes
17:31 mike_c ;;ident scoopbot
17:31 gribble Nick 'scoopbot', with hostmask 'scoopbot!~scoopbot@cphost02.qhoster.net', is not identified.
17:32 PeterL do I need to make a grible ident for it?
17:32 kakobrekla no
17:32 BingoBoingo ;;rate ninjashogun -3 UnSavory Garnish, Vegetable Can't find right IRC window
17:32 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user ninjashogun has changed from -3 to -3.
17:32 bounce a nickserv account would be decent, though
17:32 bounce as in, with a cloak saying to bug you if it misbehaves
17:33 PeterL oh, how do I do that?
17:33 kakobrekla PeterL get a cloak in #freenode
17:33 punkman you need to group a second nick for it first
17:34 PeterL so the bot should be logged in under my account?
17:34 punkman no I mean to get a cloak, you need to have an alternate nick grouped in the account
17:34 * bounce would make a separate account, but dunno what freenode wants
17:35 kakobrekla lol cs
17:35 PeterL oh, a second nick grouped to scoopbot?
17:35 kakobrekla anyway, should be voiced on join
17:35 mike_c https://freenode.net/faq.shtml - see "what is the recommended way to set up my irc nickname" #5 & #6
17:35 assbot freenode: frequently-asked questions
17:35 The20YearIRCloud Right now we have about .015btc/share in equity, stock price is well under that though
17:35 kakobrekla if i got the command right anyway
17:36 mike_c The20YearIRCloud: any more ipos coming up?
17:36 The20YearIRCloud Nope
17:36 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/11/american-malls-converted-to-data-centres/
17:36 assbot American Malls Converted To Data Centres | Qntra.net
17:36 The20YearIRCloud Absolutely no need for em
17:37 mike_c ;;calc (0.000031 * 12) / 0.015
17:37 gribble 0.0248
17:38 mike_c is the company building up cash or paying out most free cash flow in divs?
17:38 The20YearIRCloud RIght now we're looking at changing the div pay to reflect higher re-investment in the company
17:39 The20YearIRCloud Especially since the banks right now are offering us 1:5 leverage for each dollar we put into the loans, and that's pretty hard to refuse.
17:39 mike_c so lowering divs and building up equity
17:39 The20YearIRCloud Divs won't actually go down, they just won't go up
17:39 The20YearIRCloud While equity will increase significantly more
17:40 The20YearIRCloud I'm looking by end of year under current system to be paying out around 10-14btc/month in dividends if we don't change the setup. Our last month's payment was something like 5btc
17:40 mike_c cool. well if you're not issuing more shares who cares what the price is
17:40 The20YearIRCloud I personally don't, it lets me buy more shares. However I know we have some that want to see high dividends
17:41 mike_c well lucky for you they aren't voting shares
17:41 The20YearIRCloud and a mix of high share price & dividend price shows more of a proof-of-concept to investors
17:41 fivezerotwo So we expanded our layer 4 attacking power. Qntra/Trilema, therealbitcoin, bitbet, bitcoin-assets.com... take your pick!
17:41 The20YearIRCloud Even if they were voting shares it wouldn't change much. Our top 3 shareholders whom account for something like 60% of share ownership are all on the board and agree with where we're headed
17:42 fivezerotwo PinkPosi4PXE, Its stupid to reconnect without a cloak
17:42 mike_c great, so keep plugging? you're profitable and don't need more investment. sounds good to me.
17:42 The20YearIRCloud Pretty much
17:42 mike_c congrats.
17:42 The20YearIRCloud The bank's telling us we should be able to loan a little under $1mm with our current margins
17:42 nubbins` <+jurov> the REFERENCES can't be replaced by definition.. why they must be there? <<< heh
17:43 mike_c biggest risk to your business now is probably being associated with havelock.
17:43 The20YearIRCloud And our margins are *quite* healthy considering industry averages
17:43 cazalla fivezerotwo, you never got back to me
17:43 The20YearIRCloud Yep
17:43 fivezerotwo cazalla, oh yeah
17:43 nubbins` jurov in fact, that REFERENCE should be amended to point to the foundation charter.
17:43 punkbot Bundled 1 deed | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/12CJHNrB
17:43 The20YearIRCloud I wouldn't be surprised to see the BOA want to move away in the next year
17:43 jurov ^ too late
17:44 mike_c that would be smart.
17:44 jurov ben_vulpes this deed^
17:44 nubbins` ah for shame, was just about to post the details in question
17:44 nubbins` http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/deed/J74EmoXm5mggdfGwAWvFCx4Z9KWycj3jeeLthijXAvY
17:44 assbot Deed J74EmoXm | #bitcoin-assets deed registry
17:45 The20YearIRCloud But, for the time being that's where we are, it's working for us (kind of).
17:45 nubbins` now there's a [R.1] in the doc w/ no reference below :S
17:45 mike_c yeah, it works right up until it doesn't.
17:46 nubbins` [R.1] As established in The Bitcoin Public Record, Deed ID 9ULZPc7yeZ9fQEA1aZ73H6mcv1s2C4gYFAbNTb5urovj,
17:46 nubbins` Bundle 12CJHNrBGLNxLaYbX9NH2tnU1JAeXxByZ6 confirmed in block BLOCKHEIGHT with transaction ID db155b101580cf08c366f6016abe3310a1122f7f67f7303878a7254e854e2689.
17:47 BingoBoingo Arbeit Macht Frei http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/11/03/_work_sets_you_free_sign_stolen_dachau_memorial_robbed.html
17:47 assbot "Work sets you free" sign stolen: Dachau memorial robbed.
17:47 punkman hah
17:48 punkbot Confirmed bundle 12CJHNrBGLNxLaYbX9NH2tnU1JAeXxByZ6 | http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/b/12CJHNrB
17:50 BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2l7by9/new_bitcoin_deed_system_launches/
17:50 assbot New Bitcoin Deed System Launches : Bitcoin
17:51 fivezerotwo upvote this please :)
17:51 punkman ddos incoming?
17:52 fivezerotwo punkman, yeah, getting PinkPosixPXE's AWS account suspended first, then moving to assets sites
17:52 punkman well this particular one won't take much
17:52 punkman could probably refresh really fast in your browser
17:52 fivezerotwo have fun, i'll see you soon :D
17:52 The20YearIRCloud I'm having fun with the company though, one day a month I get to feel what it's like to walk around like a drug dealer with $3k-$4k cash in my pocket.
17:53 cazalla fivezerotwo wants 2 btc to stop lol http://pastebin.com/zYgMgPhU
17:53 assbot <fivezerotwo> i haz vry p0wrful LOIC cannonz <fivezerotwo> 15mpps <cazalla> i - Pastebin.com
17:53 kakobrekla "hey pssst got anything on ya??" "nothing but some apartment dust."
17:54 kakobrekla is it not funny?
17:54 kakobrekla too dry?
17:54 * kakobrekla puts more water on the thing.
17:55 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: See, that's useful. Wet Apartment dust === Spackle
17:57 The20YearIRCloud That's about it
17:57 The20YearIRCloud "hey, got any bedbugs?"
18:03 punkman <fivezerotwo> 15mpps << wait, all this trouble from 15mbits?
18:04 kakobrekla its packets per second
18:04 kakobrekla also dick millimeters
18:04 kakobrekla same thing
18:04 BingoBoingo millipenises?
18:05 punkman well better post any deeds before it explodes
18:17 nubbins` imagine paying someone to stop a ddos
18:17 nubbins` my sides
18:25 jurov could only get funnier if he hasked to put the ransom note into a deed
18:26 nubbins` heh
18:26 nubbins` punkman fwiw:
18:26 nubbins` <@gmaxwell> nubbins`: Change the hash to get rid of the crazy base58 (pita to implement) in the inner loop and make it a merkle tree so the proof can be compact even with many things commited. And instead of using a private key, use a pay-to-contract https://github.com/Blockstream/contracthashtool
18:26 assbot Blockstream/contracthashtool · GitHub
18:28 cazalla punkman: would qntra like to sponsor a WP plugin that accepts signed posts and puts them in editor's queue? <<< it's an idea but i think we keep process as is atm
18:30 PeterL ben_vulpes: you run cascadianhacker.com?
18:31 punkman nubbins`: lol base58 is the pita to implement
18:32 punkman but good point about merkle tree
18:36 PinkPosixPXE that was entertaining
18:36 PinkPosixPXE what a jackass.. with his leet .NET framework skillz
18:37 kakobrekla allow me to recommend you a cloak.
18:37 PinkPosixPXE yea, im already setting one up.. I can flip my ip as often as I like, but I'm setting up ipv6 cloaking
18:38 PinkPosixPXE I also spoke to amazon just in case .. his 'ddos' was pretty weak
18:38 kakobrekla lol
18:40 nubbins` i bet it was like 1% of xmas traffic ;/
18:41 nubbins` PinkPosixPXE don't knock .net, where else can you combine c-style code with visual basic in the same executable? :D
18:43 PinkPosixPXE hehe
18:45 PinkPosixPXE I'm actually in the process of migrating off aws to my beefier vps' with ddos mitigation and the works, but just hadn't done so yet.. didn't know mr. micro penis police was going to decide to pull my pigtails while he sits in his mothers basement..
18:45 PinkPosixPXE I didn't get a calendar invite from him.. ;)
18:46 kakobrekla yes, lets irc get 10gbps lines for our ircing needs
18:46 kakobrekla -irc
18:49 nubbins` but how will we generate deeds locally and fund the addresses ourselves if deeds.bitcoin-assets.com is down
18:49 nubbins` by using the available tools?!
18:50 kakobrekla paper and pen?
18:50 nubbins` it's as if there's no stopping us ;0
18:51 jurov maybe using asciilifeform's blockchain telegraph?
18:51 nubbins` blockchain ham
18:52 PinkPosixPXE hehe these vps' are for a few other projects as well, but will also meet my irc needs
18:53 kakobrekla jurov another boxen is cheaper than that :)
19:00 ben_vulpes PeterL: oui c'est moi
19:00 PeterL does it have a rss feed?
19:10 PinkPosixPXE ok, time to finish up some work/be productive, and have some delightful Pho for dinner!
19:15 kakobrekla you live in the nam?
19:17 PinkPosixPXE hehe nah, I just buy food from the nam's restaurant.. the good ones
19:19 PinkPosixPXE nom 'nam
19:21 ben_vulpes PeterL: i made one at one point, but it's fallen over since.
19:22 PeterL aha, let me know if you get a feed working so I can add it to the bot's list
19:32 kakobrekla ;;rate fivezerotwo -1 >I wanna see if trust list notifications work correctly (next one in a couple of hours)
19:32 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of -1 for user fivezerotwo has been recorded.
19:34 scoopbot New post on BTC Scoop by peter: http://blog.btcscoop.com/introducing-the-scoopbot/
19:36 kakobrekla it werks
19:36 kakobrekla drinks for everyone!
19:36 PeterL when I tried to add author i borked it, but now it works again
19:37 kakobrekla you cant really claim that
19:37 BingoBoingo scoopbot request n00dz
19:38 kakobrekla > http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-10-2014#905173
19:38 assbot Logged on 31-10-2014 04:09:06; kakobrekla: there is only non working code atm so stfu.
19:42 mircea_popescu ahhh that was the best salmon in soffran sauce i ever had.
19:42 BingoBoingo Oh another "if massive mining power, then this had probably been discussed to death before" attack http://bramcohen.com/2014/11/03/an-attack-on-the-timestamp-semantics-of-bitcoin
19:43 mircea_popescu nah, actually, the timestamping is known to be weak.
19:43 kakobrekla soffran ? saffron?
19:43 mircea_popescu saffron yea
19:43 kakobrekla that thing is poison.
19:44 mircea_popescu mike_c: news flash: news doesn't have footnotes. << i dunno, maybe i'm nuts but imo the current solution to the problem of illiterare population (dumb down the news) is maybe not the best. putting footnotes in there so even the clueless can follow may work ?
19:45 mircea_popescu kakobrekla isn't that if you eat thr wrong part ?
19:46 mircea_popescu jurov: mircea_popescu: or i can generate something like 1BTCFund but it 'll take a while <<< eeentirely up to you.
19:47 PeterL news doesn't have footnotes because they have not adapted to using the technology yet
19:47 mircea_popescu and totally bitbet needs moar footnotes :D
19:47 PeterL they are still stuck trying to make their websites look like a paper newspaper
19:47 mircea_popescu ^
19:47 kakobrekla mircea_popescu afaik no. but you need 10 grams to take you out.
19:47 mircea_popescu and breaking all the fucking browsers as a result.
19:48 mircea_popescu kakobrekla seeing how i didn't pay like 10k for the sauce alone, i somehow doubt there was enough in there then
19:48 kakobrekla lucky for us it has a strong taste so you dont need much of it.
19:48 kakobrekla less than half a gram for a persons meal +-
19:49 mircea_popescu punkman Sorry, the requested URL 'http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/raw_bundles/1M/1MXeLHi5%00bundle' caused an error: Not found: '/raw_bundles/1M/1MXeLHi5\x00bundle'
19:49 mircea_popescu i just clicked a link!
19:50 mircea_popescu 0x1) CLAUSES 0x0] INTRODUCTION ; RESPONSIBILITIES => ) ==== ]
19:51 punkman where was that link?
19:52 mircea_popescu Download bundle: JSON | Raw << raw part
19:52 punkman oic
19:53 mircea_popescu bounce: no, it's complete bs. reading time does not depend on wordcount alone. or even taking word length into consideration. <<< seriously guise, this "reading time" thing is poppy.
19:53 asciilifeform putting footnotes in there so even the clueless can follow may work ? << lol! what next, footnotes for linux kernel so illiterates can understand? bitcoind? lev landau's 'mechanics' ?
19:54 kakobrekla ftr im against against.
19:54 mircea_popescu bounce: footnotes are a major break in reading flow [...] <<< here's a tip&trick : hover pointer over footnote mark, there's a tooltip that loads it.
19:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform sure.
19:55 mircea_popescu it'd be better than the current pretense of "we invented a new, easier one!"
19:55 kakobrekla nobody notices kakos headnotes.
19:55 mircea_popescu "it doesn't work, and it's pretty stupid, but at least you know, ux!"
19:56 mircea_popescu kakobrekla heads too big, hard to notice.
19:56 asciilifeform what would, e.g., herr landau, have accomplished, if he had to occupy himself with teaching arithmetic.
19:56 cazalla fwiw, i don't think the kakobrekla's and asciilifeform's of this world are the target audience for Qntra
19:56 asciilifeform cazalla: who, if it isn't a deep secret, is?
19:56 kakobrekla fine ill go back to coindesk.
19:56 BingoBoingo cazalla: kakobrekla is the audience for everything
19:57 mircea_popescu jurov: i propose if they don't get claimed in 14 days, then they get loaned to coinbr. <<< i think that's how brokers work anyway, minus the 14 days
19:57 * asciilifeform a believer in 'last psychiatrist's theorem' - 'if yer reading it, it's for you'
19:57 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not landau. later contributors can footnote it.
19:57 mircea_popescu qntra doesn't make the news, it just footnotes it!
19:58 cazalla although maybe BingoBoingo's articles have more appeal to the sophisticated Qntra reader
19:59 asciilifeform qntra, american malls converting to data centers << obligatory >> http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2011/07/dead-souls.html
19:59 * BingoBoingo thinks this is prolly the most qntra piece so far. http://qntra.net/2014/10/matonis-to-resign-from-vessenes-bitcoin-foundation/
19:59 mircea_popescu punkman: would qntra like to sponsor a WP plugin that accepts signed posts and puts them in editor's queue? << it's not a bad idea on the face but the truth is that the pipeline is too finnicky and too dependent on handwork for it to be useful. yet.
20:00 asciilifeform signed posts << incidentally, this - plus a dose of wot - is the final thermonuclear pill against spam.
20:01 asciilifeform call it 'ninjashotgun.'
20:01 mircea_popescu it seems to be working fine yes.
20:02 punkman also good idea for solo blog and comments
20:02 punkman so you can post with logging in or such
20:02 punkman *without
20:02 asciilifeform screw logging in.
20:02 mircea_popescu ^
20:02 mircea_popescu what's wrong with "you can just post"
20:03 asciilifeform box (or mail gate) that swallows signed ascii text. a la turdatron.
20:04 mircea_popescu assbot: "Work sets you free" sign stolen: Dachau memorial robbed. <<< that thing gets stolen periodically.
20:04 kakobrekla poppy.< i dunno if poppy is good or bad (imma guess bad) but the diff between word count and reading time is the diff between 'df' and df -h'
20:05 * asciilifeform wonders about the value of the pinched sign on the artcoin market
20:05 mircea_popescu poppycock, ie, bad
20:05 kakobrekla yes totally bad to put it human companionable form
20:05 kakobrekla sux beyond vacuum
20:06 kakobrekla jesus autofail
20:06 mircea_popescu cazalla: fivezerotwo wants 2 btc to stop lol <<< guy sounds a lot more like, he'd want to start above the grunt level, doesn't know how to ask but figures (correctly) that no matter how he'd ask he won't get it.
20:06 kakobrekla comprehendable is what i meant?
20:06 mircea_popescu comprehensible.
20:07 kakobrekla see
20:07 mircea_popescu like reprehensible, but with cunt instead of raep.
20:07 mircea_popescu so reading this log, is trilema down or what.
20:08 mike_c not down for me.
20:08 kakobrekla no, bitbet is.
20:08 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxz8P7JA_Zo << re: 2btc
20:08 mircea_popescu nubbins`: <@gmaxwell> nubbins`: blabla <<< how about we each do our part to keep idiocy cointained in -otc -dev and wherever else.
20:09 kakobrekla my domain name slave is sleeping unfortunately
20:09 kakobrekla and while i could call him up, eh.
20:10 mircea_popescu what's the rush.
20:10 mircea_popescu nubbins`: PinkPosixPXE don't knock .net, where else can you combine c-style code with visual basic in the same executable? :D <<< os/x ?
20:11 punkman re: merkle tree - maybe in the future where we have 100 deeds per bundle, but it's already a hash tree so...
20:11 asciilifeform 'We never pay any-one Dane-geld / No matter how trifling the cost; / For the end of that game is oppression and shame, / And the nation that pays it is lost!"'
20:11 * punkman blows raspberry
20:11 kakobrekla ;;isup log.bitcoin-assets.com
20:11 gribble log.bitcoin-assets.com is up
20:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 128200 @ 0.00073227 = 93.877 BTC [+] {8}
20:12 mircea_popescu punkman fatswell is an expert at the wikigame. how to say words that appear like they have substance.
20:15 ben_vulpes punkbot: status
20:15 punkbot ben_vulpes: No pending deeds | Last bundle 2 hours and 31 minutes ago
20:15 ben_vulpes punkbot: balance
20:15 punkbot ben_vulpes: Balance at 1LAwrWMbPLLSpt7nkD5Jv1Yf4cwPhD98ny is 0.0146 BTC (0.0 unconfirmed), enough for 132 more bundles.
20:15 joecool !ping
20:15 mircea_popescu scoopbot hello
20:16 artifexd <kakobrekla> yes, someone requested to make a custom rss feed for []bot only for it not to be used << It will be. Just... not yet.
20:17 kakobrekla oki
20:19 asciilifeform https://blockchain.info/address/1FundZy7m7b8begbh9haCguKJcAdFopRJ9 << mega-lol.
20:19 assbot Bitcoin Address 1FundZy7m7b8begbh9haCguKJcAdFopRJ9
20:20 * asciilifeform not surprised, expected precisely this.
20:24 ben_vulpes !up foo_nugget
20:24 ben_vulpes punkbot: help
20:24 punkbot ben_vulpes: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin. You may also want to use the 'list' command to list all available plugins and commands.
20:24 ben_vulpes punkbot: list
20:24 ben_vulpes ...
20:25 punkman punkbot list deedsystem
20:36 mircea_popescu * asciilifeform not surprised, expected precisely this. << wouldja give a man a moment ? i gotta answer comments and whatnot!
20:39 asciilifeform lulzies
20:43 punkbot [trust-update] | removed: fivezerotwo
20:43 mircea_popescu !s from:nubbins` pastebin.com
20:43 assbot 14 results for 'from:nubbins` pastebin.com' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Anubbins%60+pastebin.com
20:44 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-02-2014#509702
20:44 assbot Logged on 17-02-2014 00:11:53; asciilifeform: "came to drakula two catholic monks, from the hungarian lands, pittances to collect. he ordered them brought apart, and called up one, pointed to the yard, where one could see many sat upon stakes, or on wheels broken. he did ask: 'was i just? and who are these people, sitting on stakes?' answered the monk, 'no, lord, you do evil, killing without mercy; a lord must be merciful. and those sat upon the
20:44 asciilifeform ^ re: fl4m3w4r in mircea_popescu's comments
20:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you got a pointer to where you and nubbins` cut the book deal ?
20:46 PinkPosixPXE more fivezerotwo garbage > http://dpaste.com/1QE0QRB
20:46 assbot dpaste: 1QE0QRB: fivezerotwo 2014-11-03, by PinkPosixPXE
20:46 punkman mircea_popescu: url bug fixed, and there's the trust-list notification
20:46 mircea_popescu search is being unfriendly.
20:46 PinkPosixPXE essentially the same crap
20:46 mircea_popescu punkbot loveya.
20:46 PinkPosixPXE that was from earlier, but same as the threats you guys are getting, just threw it out there
20:46 PinkPosixPXE ok Pho, bbl!
20:46 mircea_popescu enjoe.
20:48 kakobrekla 15:31 <fivezerotwo> these people have a world view that 99% of the populance are dumb morons < its not my fault :(
20:49 mircea_popescu 99% of the populace actually are dumb morons.
20:49 mircea_popescu it'
20:49 mircea_popescu s not a worldview.
20:53 punkman kakobrekla: I have a gift for you
20:53 punkman http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/from/kakobrekla/rss
20:53 assbot deeds signed by kakobrekla
20:53 kakobrekla nowai, mp takes those away from me
20:58 ben_vulpes who will step forward to claim responsibility for taking the deed faucet booty?
20:58 ben_vulpes has someone, and i failed to notice?
20:58 PeterL I'm waiting for a bunch to be out there and then I am going to take them all at once
20:59 punkman http://deeds.bitcoin-assets.com/from/nubbins%60 even nubbins` url works, success!
20:59 assbot #bitcoin-assets deed registry
20:59 BingoBoingo Maybe fivezerotwo waits a few years and he can scrape his ransom out of the deedbot bin?
20:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48500 @ 0.00073039 = 35.4239 BTC [-] {2}
21:00 ben_vulpes punkman: what's the story with deed titles?
21:00 BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2l7by9/new_bitcoin_deed_system_launches/cls7erz << someone missed the point
21:00 assbot majorpaynei86 comments on New Bitcoin Deed System Launches
21:01 ben_vulpes https://blockchain.info/address/1D4kG2YPA6WHnkVs57VJXsRkpEF2TNB6zP
21:01 assbot Bitcoin Address 1D4kG2YPA6WHnkVs57VJXsRkpEF2TNB6zP
21:01 punkman ben_vulpes, just add Deed_title: bla bla on a line
21:01 punkman maybe I make that just Title: ?
21:01 ben_vulpes "recordation"
21:01 ben_vulpes yeeeeah
21:02 ben_vulpes seems superfluous to me
21:02 ben_vulpes plus, imposing a structure on deeds is questionable
21:02 ben_vulpes punkman: ^^
21:02 * ben_vulpes goes back to permutating an api that the clients didn't want to document
21:02 punkman someone asked for it at some point
21:03 ben_vulpes my favorite part of software is telling clients "no".
21:03 ben_vulpes for some reason saying no is harder in -assets.
21:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16695 @ 0.0007295 = 12.179 BTC [-]
21:04 PeterL what happens if the document has more than one line with Title: on it?
21:05 punkman PeterL: uses first match
21:07 kakobrekla bitbet is on the new boxen. if there is an emergency you can edit your hosts or wait couple of hours.
21:07 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/the-bitcoin-foundation-finally-incorporated/
21:07 assbot The Bitcoin Foundation finally incorporated! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:08 ben_vulpes throw parseError("Don't fuck with me, assets")
21:09 ben_vulpes good god mircea_popescu
21:09 mircea_popescu hm ?
21:09 ben_vulpes don't *do* that
21:09 mircea_popescu what!
21:09 * kakobrekla knew thats gonna happen
21:09 punkman deed/9ULZPc7yeZ9fQEA1aZ73H6mcv1s2C4gYFAbNTb5urovj << urovj , that deed hash
21:10 ben_vulpes https://blockchain.info/address/1FundZy7m7b8begbh9haCguKJcAdFopRJ9
21:10 assbot Bitcoin Address 1FundZy7m7b8begbh9haCguKJcAdFopRJ9
21:10 * kakobrekla guessed the sum.
21:10 mircea_popescu why not ?!
21:10 mircea_popescu kakobrekla wd. punkman yeah lol i did a dbl take too.
21:10 mircea_popescu i mean, it's fucking incredible, the guy's anagram? rly ?! but sig checked out so.
21:11 mircea_popescu maybe we call him urovj from now on in memory of it.
21:11 punkman vanity deeds! just append nonces until you get it
21:11 kakobrekla ;;isup bitbet.us
21:11 gribble bitbet.us is up
21:11 kakobrekla now he stops....
21:11 kakobrekla meh
21:12 mircea_popescu you don't understand how the world works kakobrekla
21:12 kakobrekla clearly nobody does anymore
21:12 kakobrekla ( i have been reading the logs)
21:12 mircea_popescu !up eightyeight
21:12 mircea_popescu the world is decentralised, so it no longer works!
21:16 mircea_popescu <BingoBoingo> reddit << someone missed the point << yeah, tarddit continues to inhabit this delusion whereby what it thinks and understands matters and is important. for greater lulz!
21:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33100 @ 0.00073087 = 24.1918 BTC [+]
21:17 mike_c not having a reddit account helps me resist the occasional urge to educate them.
21:18 mircea_popescu works for me 2.
21:18 kakobrekla meh i have put it back on the old box lol
21:19 PeterL I never saw the appeal of reddit, it's like having all the inane comments from newspaper sites, but without the article to read
21:19 mircea_popescu do newspaper sites still get comments anymore ?
21:20 PeterL some do, but not anything useful as far as I've seen
21:20 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> do newspaper sites still get comments anymore ? << Haven't seen any on the local papers recently, seems to have moved to Topix mostly, aka reddit for the poorer and stupider
21:21 mircea_popescu kakobrekla home | log | search | bash | stats | wiki << pls to insert deeds
21:21 kakobrekla ah on ze mirror
21:22 mircea_popescu o im in a bubble ?!
21:22 mircea_popescu nm then
21:22 kakobrekla no no that thing is hardcoded
21:22 kakobrekla waits for my manual edit
21:22 kakobrekla hold on
21:23 PeterL http://xkcd.com/481/
21:23 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/11/boost-vc-close-6-6-million-in-funding/
21:24 * mircea_popescu tries to recall what boost supposedly did
21:25 PeterL aha, here is the one I was actually looking for: http://xkcd.com/1385/
21:25 mircea_popescu kakobrekla listen, bitbetworks
21:25 cazalla mircea_popescu, "incubate" startups like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA40yMept8c
21:25 mircea_popescu wasn't it supposed not to work ?! wtf scam is this.
21:25 kakobrekla yes we have a problem
21:25 kakobrekla bitbetworks
21:26 mircea_popescu <fivezerotwo> reddit killed digg, one of the fastest growing tech startups at that time <<< ahahhhaha o gawd.
21:26 kakobrekla log1 fixd
21:27 mircea_popescu "digg decided to shoot itself in the head with web2.0, and reddit was one of the places that allowed child porn back then so here we are, hear us roar!"
21:27 mthreat Bariloche photo of the day: https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/1522883_10105277724055560_3211410691125884834_o.jpg
21:27 mircea_popescu all hail the b-a explorer!
21:27 kakobrekla now dont add anymore .ba services
21:27 kakobrekla or else imma have to recode that header
21:27 mircea_popescu why not!
21:27 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2014/11/boost-vc-close-6-6-million-in-funding/
21:27 mircea_popescu kik
21:27 mthreat I can see why hitler came here after ww2
21:27 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-bitcoin-foundation-finally-incorporated/
21:28 mike_c ;;rate PeterL 1 author of scoopbot
21:28 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user PeterL has been recorded.
21:28 mike_c nice to have that back.
21:28 PeterL is checking every 5 minutes a good timeframe you think?
21:29 mike_c sounds good.
21:29 punkman PeterL: name of website is a bit redundant, also might be better with irc names instead of rss authors
21:30 PeterL right now it is pulling the author from the rss feed, to get irc nick would be a bit trickier
21:31 mike_c hard code it. you have to maintain the list of blogs anyway
21:31 PeterL it is also pulling the site title from the feed, it is not my fault they don't have a more interesting name for thier blog
21:32 kakobrekla author not in rss?
21:32 kakobrekla what rss is that?
21:32 punkman just thinking it might be silly when it eventually says "by admin"
21:32 kakobrekla like a shitty one?
21:32 PeterL yes, author is in rss, but author in rss feed does not match irc nick
21:32 kakobrekla mike_c hardcode not worky. point is qntra has many contributors
21:33 kakobrekla yeah well fuck them
21:33 decimation seems like the logs have been ddos'ed
21:33 PeterL I guess it could get the author from the rss, then compare it against a list of irc nicks?
21:33 kakobrekla yea looks like it decimation
21:33 PeterL and assbot stopped saying the names of linked pages
21:34 kakobrekla yes thats what happens under ddos
21:34 mike_c point is qntra has many contributors << derp. oh yeah.
21:34 kakobrekla or else someone comes here, pastes a link he controls, gets the ip from behind cloak
21:35 decimation I wonder if usg has attempted to jail someone for possessing a private rsa key that is directly linked with extortion?
21:35 punkman http://i.imgur.com/AXiOs9q.png < are they telling me to go elsewhere?
21:35 PeterL have there been private rsa keys linked to extortion?
21:35 cazalla PeterL, shots fired!
21:36 kakobrekla punkbot sell price be their bid
21:36 PeterL who shot what?
21:36 decimation cazella's linked pastebin strongly implied such
21:37 decimation although to be fair, the link to the gpg key is a bit tenuous
21:37 cazalla PeterL, this "they don't have a more interesting name for thier blog", do you know we took almost 2 days to pick the name
21:37 PeterL I just mean the blog name is exactly the same as the url
21:38 PeterL even has the .net
21:38 cazalla if this was reddit, i would down vote you right now
21:40 cazalla seriously though, i always like how penguirker did it
21:41 PeterL which was just the link?
21:42 cazalla PeterL, it was like http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-10-2014#875299 but maybe others want more info, who knows
21:42 assbot Logged on 15-10-2014 16:28:31; penguirker: New blog post: http://qntra.net/2014/10/vietnam-prosecutors-reject-charging-bitcoin-traders/
21:42 mircea_popescu hm so i was just notified by the reddit sec that there's no reddit police
21:42 mircea_popescu and the reddit fbi confirmed.
21:43 mircea_popescu i think we may have a case of http://www.watchcartoononline.com/cow-and-chicken-season-4-episode-4-mall-cop
21:43 kakobrekla and reddit nsa denied the whole thing.
21:43 cazalla https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net does this means qntra dropped out of 200k?
21:43 mircea_popescu <PeterL> is checking every 5 minutes a good timeframe you think? << yeah.
21:44 mircea_popescu <decimation> seems like the logs have been ddos'ed << i see em ?
21:44 BingoBoingo <cazalla> https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net does this means qntra dropped out of 200k? << Never went under 200k yet
21:44 PeterL so the bitcoin foundation has an address, what do they do with the donated bitcoins?
21:44 BingoBoingo cazalla: The rank is based on the last full month
21:46 decimation ;;isitdown logs.bitcoin-assets.com
21:46 ben_vulpes PinkPosixPXE: did the scriptkiddies getcher aws account?
21:46 gribble logs.bitcoin-assets.com is down
21:46 decimation ;;isitdown log.bitcoin-assets.com
21:46 gribble log.bitcoin-assets.com is down
21:46 decimation ;;isitdown log1.bitcoin-assets.com
21:46 gribble log1.bitcoin-assets.com is up
21:46 mircea_popescu ahok
21:46 mircea_popescu PeterL whatever they feel like, basically.
21:47 ben_vulpes buttcorns again, probably knowing the jackoffs involved.
21:47 PeterL mircea_popescu: have they stated anything they feel like doing yet?
21:47 mircea_popescu i vaguely remember trying to lure testers maybe ?
21:49 decimation so after watching Stierlitz, I surfed the wikipedia describing the NASDP government intelligence 4th department http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestapo "According to Canadian historian Robert Gellately's analysis of the local offices established, the Gestapo was—for the most part—made up of bureaucrats and clerical workers who depended upon denunciations by citizens for their information.[78] Gellately argued that it was because of
21:49 decimation the widespread willingness of Germans to inform on each other to the Gestapo that Germany between 1933 and 1945 was a prime example of panopticism."
21:49 mircea_popescu lol i like cazalla's pastebin.
21:49 mircea_popescu decimation this is factual.
21:49 decimation so, really all you need to have a 'reign of terror' is to put a 'suggestion box' in front of the secret police office
21:50 mircea_popescu all you need to have a reign of terror is to empower the bottom of the social hierarchy. it never fails.
21:50 mircea_popescu be it the peasants in russia, or the derps in nazi germany, whenever the "common man" is taken from under the foot and put on the table trouble soon follows.
21:51 mircea_popescu the us worked just fine, and definitely better than the entire rest of the world, BEFORE extending the franchise.
21:51 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/22PXEMC.txt )
21:51 BingoBoingo !b 4
21:51 decimation yeah, if the NASDP leadership weren't fucktards, they would have put more emphasis on actual intelligence rather than harassing idiots
21:53 decimation mircea_popescu: agreed. as I drive to work, I listen to that french revolution podcast, and they just covered the 'housewife army' that managed to dislodge Louis from Versailles
21:53 mircea_popescu whenever "joe said" is not automatically followed by "oh yea ? and who the fuck is joe ?" the situation is already in the handbasked and moments away from hell.
21:53 PinkPosixPXE 19:46 #bitcoin-assets: <+ben_vulpes> PinkPosixPXE: did the scriptkiddies getcher aws account? << nope
21:53 PinkPosixPXE :)
21:54 PinkPosixPXE may be dropped about 10000 packets total, and did nothing as soon as I flipped my ip..
21:55 PinkPosixPXE perhaps they decided going after 1 person wasn't enough for their e-peen-inflation
21:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: incorporated << neato. now nubbins` can bake tshirts!
21:56 mircea_popescu but everything here is one single person or another.
21:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform lol what, tshirts with the charter ?
21:56 asciilifeform with sumthing.
21:57 kakobrekla how do tshirts help?
21:57 asciilifeform idk, but 10 btc would buy a good fat crate'o'em
21:57 mircea_popescu wait a seccond. is lawsky the reddit supernintendo or the actual supernintendo ?
21:57 mircea_popescu have we been fooled ?!
21:58 asciilifeform 'attacking #bitcoin-assets for their comments on reddit, assault against basic income, and other crap' << l0l!!
21:58 asciilifeform there it is, 'basic income' again
21:58 asciilifeform is that 'a thing' now?
21:58 mircea_popescu what else do you suppose keeps approximately-washed middle aged boys in shared apartments with internet access ?
21:59 asciilifeform i'd dearly love to know. where do i get some.
21:59 * asciilifeform has to do all kinds of gnarly things for his 'b4s1c 1nc0m3'
22:00 PinkPosixPXE I guess some idiots on reddit have to be scam trolls to get their daily income...
22:00 PinkPosixPXE Then, didn't they like demand 2BTC ?
22:00 kakobrekla idk, but 10 btc would buy a good fat crate'o'em < is this a protest of how unusable btc is to you or ?
22:01 asciilifeform kakobrekla: iirc you invented a way of using
22:01 kakobrekla wha?
22:01 asciilifeform how long can one run a kakobrekla on 10 btc ?
22:02 kakobrekla sadly i also need to convert to a more acceptable format
22:02 kakobrekla still
22:02 decimation asciilifeform: I recall that you were a proponent of 'guaranteed income'
22:03 asciilifeform decimation: nah, more like guaranteed cloister
22:03 cazalla ignoring the ridicule for having an iphone, i was going to write up this circle app but cannot because there is 2180 results for apps with the name circle and you must install ichunes to use the link to install :\
22:03 kakobrekla asciilifeform and to answer your question, a few months
22:03 mircea_popescu cazalla lol problem solved.
22:03 asciilifeform kakobrekla is clean, environmentally-spiffy engine
22:03 mike_c first off, ridicule! second, how do you run an iphone without itunes anyway?
22:04 * kakobrekla has optimized his reoccurring costs quite a bit
22:04 decimation asciilifeform: like, if you are unwilling to provide for yourself, the gov't will supply one small stone cell with three gruels per day?
22:04 asciilifeform decimation: where i live, they sorta do this already, but gotta be aryan
22:04 cazalla mike_c, what would i use ichunes with my iphone for?
22:05 mike_c well i don't know what you'd use an iphone for at all. but i thought you needed itunes to install shit on it.
22:05 asciilifeform mike_c: the current pNohe is entirely usable without a computer.
22:06 cazalla mike_c, you can use the appstore and just upload your music, download pics via ftp provided it is broken
22:07 mike_c i guess you can use an iphone to impress the other girls at the party. gotta get a cute cover for it though.
22:07 decimation asciilifeform: in Stierlitz, is it some kind of inside joke when they go through the 'personnel file' of every high ranking Nazi and they all say exactly the same thing?
22:07 asciilifeform decimation: aha.
22:07 asciilifeform decimation: idea is, you can't play unless 'aryan, good nordic character'
22:07 asciilifeform decimation: so clearly, if you're in the game, that's you.
22:08 asciilifeform decimation: notice, 'baron von stierlitz' has the same in his file.
22:09 decimation of course. I feel like I started halfway in though, they keep mentioning his earlier exploits with V weapons and I seem to have missed that
22:09 cazalla mike_c, i thought it was the girls that like to impress with their phone, blinged up cases and all
22:10 mike_c yes, the key to the joke was "the other girls"
22:10 asciilifeform stone cell with three gruels << notice a peculiar fact about various 'advanced' bezzlatron nations where one can get a nice flat and three fine restaurant meals a day. but, for some reason, the occupants of said flats are not coughing up any great advances in sciences, arts.
22:10 asciilifeform ergo, the sponsors are selective about who gets the cell and three gruels. in a very particular way.
22:11 cazalla mike_c, matters not, sporting an old phone will just get you labelled as a hipster because the 3310 is vintage yo
22:12 asciilifeform (only exception i know of re: 'not coughing up' was j. k. rowling, author of the children's book 'harry potter.' i wonder if they billed her for the pension retroactively...)
22:12 mike_c certainly works in brooklyn
22:12 asciilifeform i suppose ed limonov might be another exception.
22:13 decimation either those who are rich in bezzlars are sitting on their brilliant inventions or the method by which one comes to hold bezzlars has little to do with productive activity
22:13 decimation of course, there is the 'george boole' problem, as you point out in the comments
22:14 asciilifeform neh, the thread was, in some parts of the world one can get the 'three gruels and a cell', but very few of the folks subscribed have shat out anything worth talking about
22:17 decimation asciilifeform: it is an odd fact that most 'upright' folks in the us would prefer to starve rather than depend on welfare, yet the same folks view their mortgage deductions as a birthright
22:17 asciilifeform decimation: outside of usa, there are misconceptions. it isn't like anyone can just go and sign up for 'welfare.'
22:18 asciilifeform if you aren't in the target demographics (not purely 'ethnic', but approximately for most purposes) it may as well be 'macarthur grant' or nobel, for all you'll ever see of it
22:19 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> wait a seccond. is lawsky the reddit supernintendo or the actual supernintendo ? << scam, he's just one of those rpi based emulators made the chicoms
22:19 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> one can get a nice flat and three fine meals [...] not coughing up any great advances in arts. <<< yes, they are.
22:19 mircea_popescu cocksucking's an art too you know.
22:20 asciilifeform and afaik, most of 'homo redditicus' is not living from government pensions, but from relatives
22:20 mircea_popescu and where do the relatives get it ?
22:20 asciilifeform same place i get it.
22:20 mircea_popescu from tax breaks to deferring of college debt, it's all a gift.
22:20 BingoBoingo <cazalla> ignoring the ridicule for having an iphone, i was going to write up this circle app but cannot because there is 2180 results for apps with the name circle and you must install ichunes to use the link to install :\ << sounds like a review in itself
22:21 asciilifeform the tax breaks mostly subsidize playing in chumpatrons like real estate
22:21 mircea_popescu now to the massive task of documenting this deedsbot thing.
22:22 asciilifeform (e.g., the 2k i pay landlord is 100% tax-free income for him)
22:23 kakobrekla jebus 2k rent?
22:23 asciilifeform kakobrekla: aha.
22:23 kakobrekla srsly.
22:23 asciilifeform kakobrekla: 'cheap' too.
22:24 kakobrekla unserious
22:24 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Seriously plausible for a US coast.
22:24 decimation yeah in ascii's area $2k for a house is cheap
22:24 mike_c significantly cheaper than mine..
22:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu has it right re: the massive bezzle gifts, but notice that these aren't really handouts to the plebes - they only get to touch the money and feel warm inside for a few seconds, then they have to give it directly to real estate chumpmeisters or college racket
22:25 mircea_popescu well of course.
22:25 mircea_popescu kakobrekla unlike europe, the us is very poorly developed.
22:25 kakobrekla heh
22:26 mircea_popescu not even kidding. you know that thing where you can't walk for 50 miles without ending up in a town, nor 10 miles without crossing a road ?
22:26 mircea_popescu well... they ain't got that.
22:26 asciilifeform the 2k does not include other bezzles. e.g., auto, without which it is flatly impossible to buy edibles much less earn anything
22:26 asciilifeform and various insurances.
22:27 decimation asciilifeform: I added all this up once, and came to the conclusion that every single person in the washington DC area must have an income of >$100k
22:27 decimation which didn't seem right
22:28 mircea_popescu punkbot list deedsystem
22:28 mircea_popescu what is this supposed to do ?
22:28 asciilifeform decimation: every 'burgher' (see mircea_popescu's essay on the subject) - exactly right
22:28 asciilifeform but there are several categories of inhabitant who don't need money at all
22:29 asciilifeform unfortunately those categories are almost entirely membership-by-birth.
22:31 decimation regarding birth, the ironic thing about wash dc is that the majority of these 'burghers' are holding gov't jobs, which are more-or-less sinecures for life
22:31 decimation meanwhile they have kids, who also need to eat
22:32 decimation those kids being the exact objects which the real estate/job-for-life chumpatrons must devour to sustain themselves
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22:47 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> not even kidding. you know that thing where you can't walk for 50 miles without ending up in a town, nor 10 miles without crossing a road ? << True story, did that.
22:48 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/11/commissioner-mark-wetjen-cftc-would-have-authority-to-bring-enforcement-actions-against/
22:52 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2014/11/commissioner-mark-wetjen-cftc-would-have-authority-to-bring-enforcement-actions-against/
22:53 cazalla beat you to it, scoopbot
22:53 mircea_popescu o nice, scoopbot.
22:54 BingoBoingo scooptbot request n00dz
22:54 decimation lol so the wall street journal op-ed is where one makes usg policy now?
22:54 BingoBoingo decimation: No, it's where USG policy used to be made
22:59 asciilifeform decimation: government jobs << in usa, everyone - at least, within a few steps of recursion - has a government job.
22:59 asciilifeform (see the canonical piece by 'last psychiatrics' re: one town where this was demonstrable to the naked eye.)
23:00 decimation yeah, in the wash dc area it's just a little flatter I guess
23:00 asciilifeform that is, either works for usg, works for entity funded by usg, or works for a humble physical service (e.g. restaurant, plumber's shop) that is frequented by 1 and 2
23:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41888 @ 0.00072794 = 30.492 BTC [-] {5}
23:01 asciilifeform if you're a potato monger in idaho - usg funded.
23:01 asciilifeform even if you only sell for gold dubloons and have never heard of farm subsidy.
23:02 decimation of course 99% of farmers prefer to receive usg electronic transfers directly to their accounts
23:02 asciilifeform aha.
23:02 asciilifeform but the point here is, the most humble tomato peddler at my local market - still usg funded.
23:03 decimation yeah, this is true
23:03 decimation for instance, he's still going to have to sell some gold to pay his land tax in dollars
23:03 asciilifeform (it blew my mind the other week when i noticed that these were being paid, by many folks in the crowd, with... something quite like actual monopoly money. issued by the state, it turned out, 'vegetable food stamps.' presumably these are redeemable for usd in some dark cellar at city hall.)
23:03 decimation that fellow who lived under a stump or whatever might claim to be somewhat independent, but really he's just taking advantage of usg's lack landlordship
23:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nope, they're not.
23:04 decimation no ascii that's EBT
23:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ?
23:04 mircea_popescu they're not redeemable for usd.
23:04 asciilifeform wai wat
23:04 asciilifeform what're they redeemable for? veggies at neighbouring tables?
23:04 asciilifeform arse-mouth system?
23:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform tax receipts mostly.
23:05 mircea_popescu you can't go plunk down a pile of em and get dollars in exchange.
23:05 mircea_popescu you can't sell them to a guy down the street
23:05 mircea_popescu etc.
23:05 * asciilifeform floored
23:05 mircea_popescu you recall when california paid its suppliers in ious
23:05 mircea_popescu then REFUSED to take the same in exchange for tax receipts ?
23:05 mircea_popescu the only innovation there is refusing to take them in exchange for the only thing they used to be good for.
23:06 decimation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLTTX35LNJo
23:06 assbot Chapter Jackson - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Explicit) - YouTube
23:06 asciilifeform ca should've been cut up and loaded onto slave ships long ago
23:07 asciilifeform but in reality, the place is a miniature r&d laboratory for usg bezzlatronics.
23:07 decimation mircea_popescu: I've heard it's common practice to buy 'qualified' goods and sell on ebay for usd
23:07 mircea_popescu mebbe, i dunno
23:07 asciilifeform aha like cc scammers.
23:07 mircea_popescu punkman hey how does one download the bundle db ?
23:12 decimation http://www.businessweek.com/ap/2012-05/D9UV7NDO0.htm
23:12 assbot Food stamp fraud raising concerns in gov't offices - BusinessWeek
23:13 mircea_popescu 75 billion a year.
23:14 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/11/court-order-bfl-to-transfer-bitcoins-to-court/ << USG shorting augmented
23:14 assbot Court Order: BFL to transfer Bitcoins to Court | Qntra.net
23:14 mircea_popescu that comes to... brace yourselves... 250 bucks a year per capita.
23:14 decimation on food stamps alone
23:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: misplaced a zero again?
23:15 mircea_popescu about 1/4 ton tomato paste in bulk
23:15 decimation there's also WIC http://www.fbi.gov/atlanta/press-releases/2014/fifty-four-defendants-charged-in-18-million-wic-and-food-stamp-fraud-conspiracy
23:15 assbot FBI — Fifty-Four Defendants Charged in $18 Million WIC and Food Stamp Fraud Conspiracy
23:15 mircea_popescu decimation yeah the mob's making a killing with it.
23:16 mircea_popescu i dunno why they keep playing it coy and oh, people.
23:16 kakobrekla whats left in bfl, a few k btc?
23:16 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2014/11/court-order-bfl-to-transfer-bitcoins-to-court/
23:16 assbot Court Order: BFL to transfer Bitcoins to Court | Qntra.net
23:16 joecool lol at the AKA's
23:17 mircea_popescu kakobrekla doubtful anything's left, fgor a year now
23:17 decimation I like how one arm of USG is threating anyone who has touched a bitcoin, while the other arm claims that they could not possibly investigate welfare fraud
23:18 mircea_popescu welfare fraud is good.
23:18 asciilifeform ' The order also gives the receiver authorization to convert the bitcoins "to cash on a systematic and reasoned basis."' << brace for waterfall.
23:18 kakobrekla i have enough of this waterboarding :p
23:18 decimation well, welfare fraud definitely serves some purpose, otherwise usg would 'investigate' it
23:21 mircea_popescu decimation lemme illustrate the point with a humorous story.
23:21 mircea_popescu http://www.27bslash6.com/massanutten.html
23:21 assbot Massanutten. Water slides, mini-golf and bears.
23:22 mircea_popescu the part where he says "Regardless of whether you waive the fine or not, and despite conditional terms added to reassert authority"
23:22 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-bitcoin-assets-deed-system/
23:22 assbot The #bitcoin-assets deed system pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
23:22 mircea_popescu just as long as you agree to move your sustenance to stealing from the government, the government won.
23:22 mircea_popescu you're still depending on it, whether you like it or not.
23:22 mircea_popescu it doesn't care if you fight "for" or "against" it, just as long as your fight is ~about~ it.
23:22 mircea_popescu on it goes.
23:23 mircea_popescu there's a good reason http://trilema.com/2014/how-to-deal-with-pseudoscience/ comes up with "ignore it" not with "debunk it" or "use it" or w/e else.
23:24 decimation lol I've stayed at massanutten
23:24 * asciilifeform 'private key for the confirmatory transaction' << misread as 'the crematory transaction'
23:25 mircea_popescu lol
23:27 decimation massanutten is kind of a weird retirement area/resort for the wash dc area
23:27 decimation for people who are not creative enough to find a more amusing place to live than a hill in rural Virginia
23:29 decimation lol "That looks like a dog with a blanket on it. I'm not going to waste anyones time sending an officer out to check that. "
23:29 decimation this guy is strong with the art of troll
23:30 asciilifeform "ignore it" not with "debunk it" or "use it" << ignoring herr lysenko is best done from across an ocean.
23:31 asciilifeform although even this no longer suffices.
23:31 asciilifeform seems like they don't make oceans wide enough, any more.
23:31 decimation so the anarcho-tyranny that 'upstanding citizens' complain about is really just two sides of the same customer service counter
23:32 decimation the stick, for those who are willing to yield, the carrot for those who are willing to eat
23:33 mircea_popescu right.
23:34 mircea_popescu people generally are slaves. this holds true irrespective of what the fashionable slavegarb is at any point.
23:40 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> "ignore it" not with "debunk it" or "use it" << ignoring herr lysenko is best done from across an ocean. << the internet is an ocean.
23:42 BingoBoingo Oh, we also beat coinfire to the BFL story
23:43 BingoBoingo By about 20 minutes
23:43 mircea_popescu wd!
23:44 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/529494297117487104 << Calling them out
23:44 assbot Court in the /ButterflyLabs case has ordered for some of the co bitcoins to be moved to a court wallet & to be sold: https://t.co/7nxuZcdG7t
23:49 BingoBoingo Since we were firsted the link http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=submission&id=3955937
23:56 BingoBoingo scoopbot request tits
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