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01:02 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/121F12879B4C8F09CB23FECFF93DCF183A83F2C5F51D2A841442F3066B30C343 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1492...7877 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '147.102.194.37 (ssh-rsa key from 147.102.194.37 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (het27.physics.ntua.gr. GR I)
01:02 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/121F12879B4C8F09CB23FECFF93DCF183A83F2C5F51D2A841442F3066B30C343 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1559...3553 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '147.102.194.37 (ssh-rsa key from 147.102.194.37 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (het27.physics.ntua.gr. GR I)
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01:29 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/724ED716959BD22E678E1817347303FBF337E3EA5628D2E2E8FB86B73DC5F9E1 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1543...1669 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '83.18.244.46 (ssh-rsa key from 83.18.244.46 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (bxk46.internetdsl.tpnet.pl. PL)
01:29 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/724ED716959BD22E678E1817347303FBF337E3EA5628D2E2E8FB86B73DC5F9E1 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1690...9873 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '83.18.244.46 (ssh-rsa key from 83.18.244.46 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (bxk46.internetdsl.tpnet.pl. PL)
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01:56 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3A718ECFFC25538C810A3CBA67638DE83B18E3ACDC399E8179E280FB6F858FF3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1650...6967 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '92.243.12.226 (ssh-rsa key from 92.243.12.226 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (xvm-12-226.ghst.net. FR)
01:56 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3A718ECFFC25538C810A3CBA67638DE83B18E3ACDC399E8179E280FB6F858FF3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1778...2423 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '92.243.12.226 (ssh-rsa key from 92.243.12.226 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (xvm-12-226.ghst.net. FR)
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04:22 jurov ben_vulpes: as they say - "moved networking to own thread. now i have two problems."
~ 4 hours 38 minutes ~
09:00 Framedragger !!up BenBE
09:00 deedbot BenBE voiced for 30 minutes.
09:01 Framedragger BenBE: you had some questions about phuctor?
09:01 Framedragger relevant folks may be afk right now, tho. best to hang around after asking :)
09:04 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-08#1640567 << i suppose in the end the ustards will be remembered as "a group of know-nothings with bad answers for every question".
09:04 a111 Logged on 2017-04-08 22:44 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-08#1640534 << gurl dun like the disciplinary-sanitarium of 'civilized society' and gets diagnosed, unsurprisingly, with вялотекущая шизофрения (tm)(r)(su)
09:05 BenBE Are the keys mentioned in the stats somehow available as e.g. one big PGP dump file each?
09:05 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640583 << i imagine you have it.
09:05 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 02:34 danielpbarron: shinohai, no i would not. might be adult swim bidding it up as a promo. On related note, wendy's fastfood chain is helping some highschool kid break world record retwats to promote their "chicken" nuggets. more than a million bots obliged in one day. goal is 18 million
09:05 mircea_popescu BenBE you mean the phuctor db ?
09:06 BenBE Essentially yes :)
09:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform linked a dump at some point, check the logs. the principal parts are a sks+trims (keybase, whatnot) dump that might be still available, though 2 years back in logs, and Framedragger 's ssh scan results, which he might share with you.
09:07 mircea_popescu then again he might not, seeing how who are you.
09:07 Framedragger !$ phuctor
09:07 scriba Phuctor - main site: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/ ; stats: http://siphnos.mkj.lt/phuctor-stats/ (cached) / http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/stats (main source) ; ssh scanner - data: http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/
09:07 Framedragger technology!
09:07 mircea_popescu a there you go
09:08 mircea_popescu nice little trim ya got there f.
09:09 mircea_popescu what the fuck are all these people with penis pill spam still doing. seriously know, it's been out what, 20 years ? anyone who wants it has some / knows where to get it. who the fuck goes "oh, wow, check it out, penis pills! ima get myself sum o dat!"
09:10 BenBE Getting the keys from the website is possible, but needing to scrape them is somewhat a bad solution (for all sides). The project I'm currently working on is an information service where you can ask for a public key or its fingerprint and the service will tell you some stuff about that key (type, where it was used before, has it been factored, is it sensibly sane, compromised and so on.
09:10 mircea_popescu and where the hell is the "oh, cocaine, will get you high!!1" spam.
09:10 mircea_popescu BenBE so you mean sorta like phuctor but with less information ?
09:11 * shinohai suddenly remembers cocaine has properties that make it almost as effective as dick pills .....
09:11 mircea_popescu why not just link it. school busywork or what is it ?
09:11 mircea_popescu shinohai much better : the cocke you feed to the girls!
09:11 * mircea_popescu always prefers to treat all conditions with pills ~other people~ swallow.
09:11 shinohai ^
09:12 mircea_popescu the way to paradise is paved with other people's deglutition.
09:12 shinohai Pills are like phone apps in America it seems. "Oh you have the sniffles? There's a pill for that!"
09:12 BenBE mircea_popescu: Like phuctore, but larger scope of key base (also covers X.509)
09:13 mircea_popescu !~google x.509
09:13 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: X . 509 - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X.509>; What is X . 509 certificate? - Definition from WhatIs.com: <http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/definition/X509-certificate>; What is an X . 509 Certificate? - Stormpath: <https://stormpath.com/blog/what-x509-certificate>
09:13 Framedragger https
09:13 Framedragger BenBE: you can generate the phuctor fingerprint for linking directly to phuctor via http://siphnos.mkj.lt/datadrop/crap-from-scans-to-be-sorted/phuctor-fp.py (could be useful)
09:13 mircea_popescu shinohai could it nuke those <>; it fucks up the logotrons
09:14 mircea_popescu BenBE apparently x.509 is a john smithism, "here's a wrapper for reality i created because i'm from america and here we're retarded". what specifically do you mean, ecdsa ?
09:14 shinohai I need to dig deeper into that, last attempt at removing the <> resulted in breaking the whole damned thing because python is a turd.
09:14 mircea_popescu there aren't ~that many~ pki systems.
09:14 mircea_popescu shinohai ah ok.
09:15 Framedragger eh there was a plan for phuctor to ingest these certs, too, i think?
09:15 Framedragger (but yeah unclear.)
09:15 mircea_popescu shinohai seems easier though to chase you to drop it than to add it to the log standards.
09:15 mircea_popescu Framedragger phuctor being a republic item it can only eat realities. how is it going to eat "evanghelical church" ? bitch, unwrap your branding, what is it ?
09:16 mircea_popescu i dun expect we're going to be doing anything but rsa because well... how ?
09:16 Framedragger mircea_popescu: sure. but there are rsa keys in https certs out there. but yet to be empirically approached and estimated, sure
09:17 mircea_popescu i thought it's a 100% imperial racket, they use whatever faux crypto currently fashionable.
09:17 mircea_popescu i guess could try and fish out the actual rsa keys from self-signed certs maybe
09:17 Framedragger my https certs use rsa iirc (was some time ago so would need to check)
09:17 mircea_popescu are they verizon issued ? or whatever the imperial anointed scammer involved with this racket is
09:18 mircea_popescu it was v something
09:18 Framedragger not only self-signed - in https you can have public rsa key but with additional 'chain' of imperial. still extractable
09:18 mircea_popescu perhaps. but what is the return on that labour ?
09:18 mircea_popescu they still issue diddled certs anyway.
09:18 Framedragger further breakage of https :)
09:18 Framedragger rightright.
09:18 mircea_popescu you're asking me to find the second-possible cause of death of a corpse.
09:18 mircea_popescu "But doc, had THIS not killed him, what would have next ?"
09:18 shinohai mircea_popescu: what do you (and the other lords) think of https://searx.me/ ?
09:18 mircea_popescu shinohai first time i see it.
09:18 shinohai ( It's foss, so don't shoot me )
09:18 Framedragger mircea_popescu: digicert etc.
09:19 Framedragger mircea_popescu: myeah.
09:19 mircea_popescu anyway, that's my stance : it is pointless to inquire in the mathematical security of x.509 and related source schemes, because they are not secure by design anyway.
09:20 BenBE mircea_popescu: I planned on DSA/ECDSA, but that's quite low on the priority list right now. Attack on both works somewhat different and requires data collection not as easily obtained as with RSA.
09:21 mircea_popescu BenBE are you privy to an approach to ecdsa ?
09:22 BenBE Some basic idea on old attacks (nonce reuse in particular), not fully up-to-date
09:23 mircea_popescu seems if you were going after ecdsa you'd attack the curves not the keys. kind of a wasted effort seeing how the curve authors already know the holes and why the fuck would i bother when blacklisting works so well. but anyway.
09:24 Framedragger i don't personally think it's a completely wasted effort if any backdoors in parameters are opened up to all, vs. just the owners.
09:25 mircea_popescu return on labour Framedragger !
09:25 BenBE Lacking the resources for performing the ECDSA part right now anyway (thus low on the priority list)
09:25 Framedragger you may be underestimating the scope of EC crypto in use on teh world. (then again, why should one care about a broken world anyway, sure)
09:25 Framedragger mircea_popescu: hm sure :)
09:26 mircea_popescu and especially as a small and high mommentum entity you DO NOT want to go chasing any "large investment upfront payout way later" deals. so much "low investment payout over time in exponential fahsion" holes still available.
09:26 BenBE There's quite some EC in use currently. And be it all those "transparency logs"
09:27 mircea_popescu that's kind-of the principal impedance mismatch tmsr gotta deal with : the natural membership is highly technically skilled, which in general comes out of a tendency to focus and follow in depth. this means it selects for a certain bias in task seleciton. however, due to tactical considerations, most of the useful work is exactly opposite.
09:27 mircea_popescu which is just a restatement of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-07#1639838
09:27 a111 Logged on 2017-04-07 14:17 asciilifeform: if i had insisted, phuctor would still be a waited-for thing
09:28 mircea_popescu BenBE those who ?
09:29 BenBE mircea_popescu: Mostly the Certificate Transparency logs used by browsers, block chains used in many (if not most) crypto currencies. All public records containing both public keys and signatures made by them.
09:29 BenBE Thus exactly the information you need to attack those keys by looking for nonce reuse isses.
09:30 mircea_popescu ah
09:30 Framedragger ah yes i forgot what bitcoin uses lol.
09:30 Framedragger that, too
09:30 mircea_popescu myeah.
09:31 mircea_popescu well, hopefully this problem gets resolved by crap not making it into trb-i
09:32 Framedragger !!up BenBE
09:32 deedbot BenBE voiced for 30 minutes.
09:33 BenBE Well, IMHO it's not that most crypto is bad. It's the systems it's used in. Plus, most systems are quite fixed on one particular algorithm yielding an easy-to-attack ecosystem.
09:44 mircea_popescu BenBE this imho stuff is no good because we don't know who you are. who are you ?
09:46 jhvh1 BenBE, who is your daddy and what does he do?
09:48 BenBE I'm the maintainer of the GeSHi syntax highlighter for PHP, which is used in e.g. Wikipedia for source highlighting of articles. Also working on several crypto-related projects like my own TLS/SSL test, a collection of publicly-known set of compromised keys, an OpenSource management software for handling X.509 certificate issuance for a certificate authority.
09:48 mircea_popescu got a gpg key ?
09:49 BenBE Yes. Several.
09:49 mircea_popescu pick one you're never going to ever lose, stick it in http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/ then say !!register http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/blabla
09:50 Framedragger BenBE: cool
09:51 jhvh1 That's a lot of words to not tell me who your daddy is.
09:51 mircea_popescu shinohai dun knock it, might've been the best answer to date. except perhaps that reuters chick.
09:51 shinohai lol
09:52 BenBE !!register http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/oKKWn/?raw=true
09:52 deedbot DBCDD109DEB2BF7812D6056F3E26EAC5AE73583E registered as BenBE.
09:52 * shinohai may make a compilation of "Who is your daddy" replies one day ...
09:52 mircea_popescu !!rate BenBE 1 http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640703 / php something
09:52 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 13:48 BenBE: I'm the maintainer of the GeSHi syntax highlighter for PHP, which is used in e.g. Wikipedia for source highlighting of articles. Also working on several crypto-related projects like my own TLS/SSL test, a collection of publicly-known set of compromised keys, an OpenSource management software for handling X.509 certificate issuance for a certificate authority.
09:52 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/QPFcg/?raw=true
09:53 mircea_popescu !!v B67FA3B83D21D098FF4B283327F3DB37C667FF2FF4E23338340B30BF90C32BD4
09:53 deedbot mircea_popescu rated BenBE 1 << http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640703 / php something
09:53 mircea_popescu BenBE now you can self-voice (!!v ) ; do that it'll save us the trouble to up you.
09:53 mircea_popescu also, do you know what a wot is ?
09:54 BenBE mircea_popescu: thx.
09:55 BenBE You mean WOT as in Web-of-Trust?
09:55 mircea_popescu yes, i do. see also http://trilema.com/2014/what-the-wot-is-for-how-it-works-and-how-to-use-it/ as companion reading.
09:56 mircea_popescu tmsr relies on a rsa-based wot implementation. for instance
09:56 mircea_popescu !!gettrust Framedragger BenBE
09:56 deedbot L1: 0, L2: 1 by 1 connections.
09:57 mircea_popescu also the docs for the bots is at http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-24#1573191
09:57 a111 Logged on 2016-11-24 19:29 pete_dushenski: shinohai: updated http://bots.contravex.com with !~lookup and !~display :)
09:59 BenBE mircea_popescu: No only PHP, but also C/C++, Java, web stuff, ASM (mostly x86/x64), Haskell, shell scripting, ... Also, as we are at WoTs: https://keybase.io/benbe
10:00 mircea_popescu cool.
10:00 mircea_popescu i believe you might like it here.
10:01 * Framedragger check https://github.com/BenBE/kompromat later, looks cool
10:01 Framedragger will*
10:02 shinohai !~later tell pete_dushenski Entry in bots directory for "Time since last block" has transposed letter, should be `tslb` - Thanks!
10:02 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
10:05 Framedragger unrelated to anything, i'm not sure if my deeding at http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-08#1640468 worked, as it's not on deedbot.org - or did i misunderstand something? deedbot did say 'accepted: 1'
10:05 a111 Logged on 2017-04-08 16:26 Framedragger: !!deed http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/9LRgl/?raw=true
10:05 mircea_popescu Framedragger possibly didn't manage to get a txn in
10:06 Framedragger ohh, interesting
10:06 BenBE Framedragger: That's one of the resources I will be sourcing my Key Information service from. Contains the private keys for e.g. the OpenSSL Debian Weak Keys (complete)
10:06 Framedragger oh, nice to have all of them at one place, convenient
10:06 Framedragger in*
10:06 mircea_popescu BenBE as your luck has it we just did a phuctor snapshot, the complete list is at http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/phuctor_snapshot.html
10:07 Framedragger !!deed http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/9LRgl/?raw=true
10:07 mircea_popescu Framedragger do you currently cache the whole phuctored dir ?
10:07 deedbot accepted: 1
10:08 Framedragger mircea_popescu: everything except sadmods so as not to upset phuctor too much. need to discuss frequency of caching with asciilifeform i think
10:08 mircea_popescu need a better method than downloading the whole list of shit you already know every time.
10:08 mircea_popescu i suppose that method'd be rss
10:09 Framedragger rsa truncates, etc etc, other methods (pg notify / etc as mentioned by trinque) require asciilifeform's intervention
10:09 asciilifeform 'Crypto-Nerd who is allergic to bad crypto.' and uses keybase?!
10:09 Framedragger i don't think rsa gives all, just 'first 10' or sth
10:09 Framedragger eh it's like facebook, i have a shitty facebook acct, too
10:09 mircea_popescu anyway, so then the cannonical "i want to import list of phuctor-broken keys" should be http://siphnos.mkj.lt/phuctored/ ?
10:10 mircea_popescu Framedragger dja mean rss ? that's the fucking point, to truncate, so you don't keep getting ancient data
10:10 Framedragger mircea_popescu: i mean that not *all* new entries are included, rsa truncates, them, too. asciilifeform can confirm tho.
10:10 mircea_popescu oh
10:11 mircea_popescu that's no good then
10:11 asciilifeform waiwat
10:11 Framedragger mircea_popescu: siphnos url is http://siphnos.mkj.lt/phuctor-stats/ - i don't think 'canonical' can be decided until a sane caching strategy is decided, tho.
10:11 Framedragger or not?
10:11 mircea_popescu i wasn'\t aware it does, that's what deedbot uses to pipe here also
10:11 Framedragger did i do a fakenews
10:11 asciilifeform trinque truncated the rsa in the bot, with ellipsis
10:12 asciilifeform otherwise end gets cut
10:12 mircea_popescu Framedragger we're not discussing the stats but the meat of the matter. same stuff as is in the link i gave him above (http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/phuctor_snapshot.html) 3mb or w./e it is
10:12 Framedragger asciilifeform: oh, so only the deedbot announcer here on irc excludes some new keys?
10:12 asciilifeform Framedragger: not afaik
10:12 mircea_popescu does not exclude new keys, excludes middle chars of found factors.
10:12 mircea_popescu because fixed line space in irc proto
10:12 asciilifeform on a few occasions buffer overran
10:12 Framedragger mircea_popescu: if you check, the hrefs on that index page link to phuctored.html on siphnos etc
10:12 Framedragger asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ok, sorry for that then
10:12 BenBE asciilifeform: it's not totally broken (as with GnuPGs normal WoT) in that it makes transparent to not expect too much from it, appart from account associations.
10:12 asciilifeform (rss overran faster than deedbot ate)
10:13 mircea_popescu BenBE "Shit Restaurant ; Don't Expect No Turds!" ?
10:13 Framedragger mircea_popescu: the only external-dump link there is sadmods (not yet cached - again, unsure of impact on phuctor performance)
10:13 mircea_popescu Framedragger so then, to get back. next time someone wants what BenBE wanted above the answer should be http://siphnos.mkj.lt/phuctored,html ?
10:13 mircea_popescu well dot rather than comma, but anyway.
10:13 Framedragger http://siphnos.mkj.lt/phuctor-stats/phuctored.html
10:13 mircea_popescu aha. cool.
10:14 Framedragger http://siphnos.mkj.lt/phuctor-stats/dupes.html
10:14 asciilifeform BenBE: 1) they want your privkey 2) they purport to accept 'private' msgs to you, on their www
10:14 Framedragger and presumably sadmods as well in the future (again, not yet cached)
10:14 mircea_popescu hopefully we don't end up with too many people importing this and then wanting to strangle us when the obviously adhoc tree ends up rebased.
10:14 asciilifeform 3) they can serve up whatever as 'your' pubk to others
10:15 BenBE asciilifeform: 1) No, can use it without (just need to do stuff on the command line then) 2) not a feature you need to use. There's a CLI clint you can audit and use.
10:16 mircea_popescu BenBE the problem is that others may attempt to use it and involve you thereby. which is also the whole of their business plan, i'm sure you realise. anyway, the whole thing's moot : proper wot exists, we're using it, the soup can go hang.
10:16 asciilifeform also, to answer earlier q: there are already very effective pills against ssl: timing attack, nonce reuse for dsa (you can find existing code)
10:17 BenBE Suggstiong: you have all the keys available that make up those dumps. What about using a batch job (once per day) creating a large .pgp file people can download. That's both static and gives people all the information (create UIDs for the extra stuff if necessary)
10:17 asciilifeform but phuctor is for finding weak ~genuine~ crypto: offline rsa with dud moduli
10:17 mircea_popescu BenBE trouble is we're moving away from the inept koch standard.
10:18 mircea_popescu you can have the moduli, atm. once a proper standard for rsa key wrapping is decided upon, can also have that. state of the art atm is http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=e%2CN%2Ccomment
10:18 asciilifeform and no i am not interested in giving it away as an ornamental flower on some low-effort pile of ?. there is a reason the source is private.
10:19 asciilifeform get the published data, verify it, write yet own, learn something!
10:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i'm not sure what you're saying.
10:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that 'i'ma write a phuctor but for EVERY!! type of key' is a n00b mistake
10:23 mircea_popescu ah, sure.
10:23 mircea_popescu tbh i'm not sure what fellow's trying to do, but anyway.
10:23 asciilifeform and that folks who want to 'embrace and extend' phuctor are on their own.
10:23 mircea_popescu for a moment there it read as "i don't like $newguy, he might do something stupid." which is silly, let him do the stupid first, not like him after. wtf preemptive dislike.
10:24 asciilifeform i like him just fine, hence attempt to educate.
10:24 asciilifeform 'write your own phuctor' is not an insult, but a homework
10:25 BenBE It is when you can't handle the vast amount of data it involves (and yes, I know that vast is an understatement here). Alone building a database to manage all the raw data for my KeyInfoDB/Kompromat project is ~500GB (compressed) keys. Automating stuff for grabbing these at their source for import is a chalenge of its own.
10:25 BenBE But getting everything into place helps alot figuring out how to best optimise your DB, how to perform imports, and so on.
10:25 asciilifeform i published an sks eater here a few yrs ago, search logs
10:26 BenBE Can't claim I didn't learn anything while preparing to setup my project.
10:27 asciilifeform brb
10:28 * BenBE operates http://pgp.benny-baumann.de/ -> direct access to ingest PGP keys live :)
10:28 mircea_popescu dja understand why we don't like fc 4880 format ?
10:33 BenBE Hard to parse, the RFC is somewhat strange, and possibly other things.
10:35 mircea_popescu absolutely not.
10:37 BenBE At least those were the aspects I mostly disliked about it. What were yours?
10:37 Framedragger !#s rfc4880
10:37 a111 42 results for "rfc4880", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=rfc4880
10:39 mircea_popescu it is deliberately constructed to weaken rsa ; take the recent http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=%22sha%22+gpg "sha fails, koch-gpg fingerprints are meaningless", which had been foretold here for... years.
10:41 mircea_popescu but to be perfectly clear : rfc 4880 is not technically weak. it is politically subverside, and deliberately so. it consists of the same material that has schneider running around trying to convince people turning their computer in for an ipad is "the way to bright future of socialism", or of the uk cocksuckers that covered up rotherham droning on as to how they have to have everyone's keys to "catch criminals".
10:41 Framedragger (well it's also technically weak by using a 160 bit hash, etc) :p
10:41 mircea_popescu yes, in the sense hiv whore also has the flu.
10:42 BenBE OT: I know the guy who recently broke the GnuPG PRNG. He has been working on a project with me for some time
10:42 BenBE Depending on the circles you worked in, you knew GnuPG is broken on several levels.
10:44 BenBE I asked W.Koch about the PRNG about 2 years prior to the break last year. And even then it had been know for years before that, that the PRNG is phishy but nobody cared to actually step forward and rip it open.
10:44 mircea_popescu BenBE do you also know the FUCKGOATS, so as not to ever again use a "prng" for as long as you live ?
10:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform incidentally, the more i think about it the more i'm convinced the ONLY "fingerprint" for rsa key may be... the modulus. 4096 bits and fuck you, if you can't take 32 chars you don't belong here.
10:45 mircea_popescu no hashing may be involved.
10:46 mircea_popescu BenBE yes, but here's the extra step : not only do i know koch is an evil shithead who dedicates his time doing evil. i also say it.
10:46 BenBE Didn't know that particular project, but have a true RNG based on the WhirlyGig design at warmcat
10:48 BenBE mircea_popescu: I think there's a difference between suspecting someone of malice and proving it. Cf. Occam's razor.
10:48 BenBE I am vary of things he does, will also tell others to do the same, but absent of proof I can't reasonably call him malicious.
10:49 mircea_popescu i needn't prove it. he doesn't want to be ~guilty~ he keeps out of doing bad things. that simple.
10:49 mircea_popescu perfectly reasonable.
10:50 mircea_popescu BenBE where can i get this whirlygig thingee ?
10:53 BenBE mircea_popescu: http://hackaday.com/2010/02/06/hardware-based-randomness-for-linux/ - unfortunately link to original page is down. Also using a FPGA port (done by a friend, verified against dieharder as a starting point).
10:54 mircea_popescu i c.
10:54 Framedragger link to original page down but i found https://warmcat.com/2009/05/21/whirlygig-pcb.html and https://warmcat.com/2009/05/21/whirlygig-verification-and-rngtest-analysis.html which may be interesting (and initial intro on https://warmcat.com/hardware%20design/linux%20peripherals/2007/11/24/whirlygig-gpld-hwrng.html maybe)
10:54 mircea_popescu look into http://nosuchlabs.com/hardware.html / http://shop.nosuchlabs.com/ sometime.
10:55 BenBE Will do.
10:59 BenBE What's the entropy source used in those Cardano RNG?
11:01 mircea_popescu johnson noise
11:06 BenBE With the WhirlyGig it's temperature-based modulation of ring oscillators.
11:06 BenBE Both are viable choices.
11:07 mircea_popescu can't say i have any experience with said modulation. what are the ring oscillators built out of ?
11:09 BenBE In the FPGA versions they are built of unclocked rings of logic gates (transistors). With the FPGA I use they oscillate at about 150-200MHz (if I read the information of the synth tool correct)
11:10 mircea_popescu did you do a mapping of temperature -> entropy or anything like that ?
11:12 mircea_popescu obvious example : does monotonous temperature variation result in more 1's ? something along the lines of "batch 1 we kept at 20, batch 2 we took from 0 to 40 over one hour, batch 3 we took from 40 to 0 over one hour. out of the 10gb worth of entropy recorded in that hour, batch 1 is 50-50 split, batch 2 is 75% 0s, batch 3 is 74% 1s.
11:12 BenBE No, only did some tests with dieharder on its output (at 2Mbps) which score several less WEAK in the results.
11:13 mircea_popescu BenBE FG scores perfection not before seen in ent/dieharder, not terribly sure how much that convinces me.
11:13 mircea_popescu as per that ancient "pi digits are also random, especially if you don't know what pi is" lemma.
11:13 BenBE Multiple rings (3 or 5, would have to lookup in the VHDL file) are XOR'd together when sampling. Thus not one oscillator, but the XOR of different onces.
11:13 mircea_popescu somewhat different.
11:14 mircea_popescu BenBE who makes the fpga / toolchain ?
11:16 BenBE In my case it's based on http://papilio.cc/index.php?n=Papilio.PapilioPro#PProFPGA (Xilinx Spartan 6)
11:16 mircea_popescu so you are trusting xilinx to actually do what it says ? and this with code that you can't audit ?
11:16 mircea_popescu are you familiar with the thompson problem ?
11:16 BenBE Trusting trust. Yes.
11:17 mircea_popescu well, we don't trust xilinx for critical infreastructure for the ~same reason we don'tr trust windows.
11:17 BenBE And I did not say I'd fully trust it --- far too little actual audit work done.
11:17 mircea_popescu yeah.
11:18 mircea_popescu i don't know how you can audit a xilinx chip. but if you did, asciilifeform would definitely be interested in hearing.
11:18 mircea_popescu last i heard he had enough of licking acids under the microscope.
11:19 BenBE Any other FPGA should basically do: Original design was a CPLD. So you'd grab one FPGA you /can/ audit the toolchain for and compile the design for that FPGA. It's not too much code.
11:20 mircea_popescu can you name the fpga i can both buy and audit ?
11:21 BenBE Nope. I wish I could.
11:21 mircea_popescu this doesn't sum up to all that much does it.
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11:36 BenBE Not quite :(
11:36 BenBE It's a sad state related to hardware that we have.
11:36 mircea_popescu FG is, importantly, an ~auditable~ rng. you can audit the thing, and if you do, i'd be very interested to hear the results.
11:37 mircea_popescu BenBE well, while the state of hardware generally is very poor, due to tmsr dilligence this particular corner is actually solved, and so no, wrt rngs the state is fine.
11:40 BenBE YMMV.
11:40 mircea_popescu how could my mileage vary ?
11:45 BenBE In the way you rate this part solved. I'm not quite convinced here yet. Will need to evaluate the information.
11:45 BenBE But that's nothing left for today.
11:47 mircea_popescu ah
11:48 mircea_popescu yeah. put that evaluation in the stack though, i wanna hear what comes of it.
12:01 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640824 <<>> http://btcbase.org/log/2015-10-09#1295150
12:01 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 14:45 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, the more i think about it the more i'm convinced the ONLY "fingerprint" for rsa key may be... the modulus. 4096 bits and fuck you, if you can't take 32 chars you don't belong here.
12:01 a111 Logged on 2015-10-09 01:20 asciilifeform: the chore that everybody here has been putting off into indefinite future - that of ~actually distributing one's entire modulus~ - is a necessary thing.
12:02 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640821 << ahahaha whisperers
12:02 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 14:42 BenBE: Depending on the circles you worked in, you knew GnuPG is broken on several levels.
12:03 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640840 << i am quite familiar with this design, and rejected it
12:03 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 15:06 BenBE: With the WhirlyGig it's temperature-based modulation of ring oscillators.
12:04 asciilifeform it is what intel's rdrand, via'd chips, etc use. tightly married to the vagaries of the fab process, and very difficult to tie to a specific physical effect
12:04 mircea_popescu but didn't discuss it, and therefore i've not what to link.
12:04 mircea_popescu aha.
12:04 asciilifeform iirc we did
12:05 mircea_popescu no, i'm aware what the problems are. just, absent a written form, im stuck going through the matter question&answer style.
12:05 mircea_popescu but in the future will just link log.
12:05 mircea_popescu imo came out particularly well.
12:06 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2015-01-15#977806
12:06 a111 Logged on 2015-01-15 00:45 asciilifeform: (what rng? ring oscillator jitter, with sha1 whitening.)
12:06 Framedragger wiki!
12:07 mircea_popescu hm ?
12:08 Framedragger i'm just teasing; i will consider setting up a topics-index page; something which is less formal than tickets; and a way to easily add new items by citing log line ranges. (old idea i know)
12:09 mircea_popescu could work
12:09 Framedragger (as the corpus of text expands, it becomes something like a fractal derrida and is heavier to manage in mind, at least in my mind)
12:09 mircea_popescu im in no better position.
12:21 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/al-lolz-dot-jpg/ << Trilema - Al-lolz, dot jpg.
12:23 BingoBoingo AHA, "Al-Anon" is people not usually alcoholic themselves trying to live with drunks
12:29 mircea_popescu oh it is ?
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13:07 BingoBoingo Yeah, founded by Bill W's wife to cope with "He stopped drinking, why am I still not the center of his universe"
13:10 shinohai Because he got sober and realized what he had done!
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13:41 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BCAF036F62490CA9C4D5611251522A725A5C6E264CD753D0EF563CA486550323 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1519...5963 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '89.186.72.19 (ssh-rsa key from 89.186.72.19 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (19.72.186.89.dsl.static.ip.kpnqwest.it. IT)
13:41 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BCAF036F62490CA9C4D5611251522A725A5C6E264CD753D0EF563CA486550323 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1680...4539 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '89.186.72.19 (ssh-rsa key from 89.186.72.19 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (19.72.186.89.dsl.static.ip.kpnqwest.it. IT)
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14:47 lobbes !!deed http://lobbesblog.com/billing/2017/Q1/diana_coman_payment_receipt.txt
14:47 deedbot accepted: 1
14:52 trinque ^ PSA: I'm looking at some kind of trb wallet bug which is reporting suffient balance, but insufficient when trying to send a tx
14:53 trinque current bundle of deeds is blocked on that while I investigate
14:53 mircea_popescu that sux
14:53 mircea_popescu i have a good idea what you're running into : your balance is made up of "dust". can't send it.
14:54 trinque looks like trb was not pleased with python's json.dumps() taking upon itself to use scientific notation after I changed fee and deed amounts.
14:54 mircea_popescu ah
14:54 trinque txns are always deed amount + fee + refund rest back to same addy
14:54 trinque should have the thing working again later today, and will back up current wallet for inspection
14:54 mircea_popescu yes trinque ; but if a transaction is under arbitrary amount, it is arbitrarily "Dust" and can not be spent.
14:55 trinque orly
14:55 mircea_popescu ya.
14:55 trinque ah yes totally relevant then
14:55 trinque I reduced the deed amount to make room for moar fee
14:55 trinque that this is reported as "insufficient funds"... mkaaay
14:55 mircea_popescu this might even fix it, but it's not certain, given the festival of adhoc magic numbers trb is also known as.
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15:33 pete_dushenski shinohai: good catch! fxd :)
15:33 pete_dushenski !~ticker
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15:34 mod6 gl trinque !
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15:58 mircea_popescu o noes.
16:03 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/04/tears-of-the-great-again-leftists-find-exploit-trumps-weakness/ << Qntra - Tears Of The Great Again: Leftists Find, Exploit Trump's Weakness
16:03 BingoBoingo ^ Oh Noes!!!
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16:44 mircea_popescu trinque incidentally the best solution probably is to do a sweep tx now and again (once a year or such ?) to aggregate all the inputs into one single output
16:47 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/04/islamic-state-oppresses-minority-religion-on-holy-feast-day/ << Qntra - Islamic State Oppresses Minority Religion On Holy Feast Day
16:55 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640600 << http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-08#1640549
16:55 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 02:53 asciilifeform: it ain't new, it is copy of 'athena' ( the thing found on old suns, that made their ui eye-clawing fugly and painful to navigate )
16:55 a111 Logged on 2017-04-08 21:20 phf: well, that's the thing, the original backend from clim2 goes all the way back to genera, and it's literally all solid 1-pixel lines, and bulk of the display is text.
16:58 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-08#1640547 << this ?!
16:58 a111 Logged on 2017-04-08 21:18 phf: like https://common-lisp.net/project/climacs/images/screenshots/old/swine-ss.png
16:58 phf no, obviously not, that's mcclim
16:58 asciilifeform yeah, liquishit
16:59 asciilifeform the mcclim ui always makes me think of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-29#1633985 people
16:59 a111 Logged on 2017-03-29 16:04 phf: i met fare at one of international lisp conference's and i thought he was kind of off, but the kind of work he did on asdf3 precisely corresponds to his personal and writing styles. sort of like a dirty kid that you have to constantly remind to like fucking go wash yourself dude, omg
16:59 asciilifeform 'go fucking wash the whitegrey off yerself omfg'
17:11 phf mcclim always reminds me of how rms was planning on competing with symbolics by reimplementing everything they had on top of gnu platform. that was the goal. only a handful people who actually worked with a genera realize how "special" the result of rms's work was.
17:12 phf mcclim's grey athena widget is from-cave attempt at "industry standard" echo of an echo
17:16 shinohai ty pete_dushenski - cheers! o/
17:16 shinohai !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/S2Yyy/?raw=true
17:16 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
17:17 mircea_popescu why exactly did everyone in the golden lisp era feel such a burning need to compete with each other anyway ?
17:17 mircea_popescu i mean rms, i understand, stray dog mit took in, he'd bark at st peter if st peter came by. but the rest of 'em ?
17:26 BingoBoingo ty shinohai
17:26 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/04/dallas-stormraid-sirens-pose-interesting-ransomware-potential/ << Qntra - Dallas Storm/Raid Sirens Pose Interesting Ransomware Potential
17:30 shinohai ty!
17:32 mircea_popescu "The attacker was able to turn the sirens back on 15 times in a 90 minute period" lmao
17:32 mircea_popescu what exactly is the "oh, must be local" rationale besides "we are retarded and so therefore things follow"
17:34 shinohai I assume, since they contacted FCC, the system operates on some sort of radio frequency. Officials are "tight-lipped" lol
17:34 mircea_popescu "celebrating "Palm Sunday", a feast marking their holy tradesman's triumphant return to Jerusalem days before the holy tradesman was martyred by combined Italian and Jewish police violence." << epic.
17:34 mircea_popescu shinohai is "tight-lipped" how you say "box of hammers" this millennium ?
17:35 shinohai Gotta learn that variety speak!
17:35 mircea_popescu apparently.
17:36 shinohai Would be lulzy if it was the same guy who fucked with all their traffic lights last year.
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17:52 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1640945 << gnu's confinement ( from poverty ) to 'commodity' (i.e. unix) hardware was a forced 'exile from eden' and the derp response is to postulate 'we're JUST AS GOOD, US TOO!1111' etc.
17:52 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 21:17 mircea_popescu: why exactly did everyone in the golden lisp era feel such a burning need to compete with each other anyway ?
17:53 asciilifeform the other idiocies follow from 'we can make roman aqueduct in empty field, and with 0 book-larnin', and it will be Just As Good'.
17:54 mircea_popescu yes, though i'm not particularily interested in stallman's moth-eaten brain.
17:54 asciilifeform most of the subj of thread is post-rms.
17:54 mircea_popescu there were what, 5 different wanna-be symbolix corps ? commercial lisps ? etc.
17:54 mircea_popescu what sense did any engineer imagine this will make ?
17:55 asciilifeform iirc there were 3 mit licensees
17:55 asciilifeform symbolics, lmi, and ti
17:55 mircea_popescu seems a lot of retarded one-man-ism that gave the world 5k "airplane inventors" and just as many canvas-made planes that didn't work worth a shit.
17:55 asciilifeform (strangely, even though ti was a megacorp already at the time, their offering was the least memorable)
17:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the question of "why the fuck would anyone even bother with a mit '''license''' we'll leave for some other time".
17:56 asciilifeform describe the hypothetical 'not bothering'
17:56 asciilifeform thing was several thou. man-years of gnarly work, it was not repeatable in a garage.
17:57 asciilifeform (work on multi$million handmade machines, also, not on commodity iron)
17:58 asciilifeform in fact the piss ui from this thread, clim, franz lisp, whole shebang of barbarian yurts decorated with smashed roman mosaic, were results of later attempt to 'repeat in garage' regardless
17:58 mircea_popescu mit never had a thousand man-years of work, in its entire history to date, counting all the departments.
17:58 asciilifeform ai lab strictly.
17:58 asciilifeform it was the beginning and immediately the end of the 'interesting' mit.
17:58 mircea_popescu right. and if it were an actual man-year of work it'd be a wonder.
17:58 mircea_popescu ie, a dozen people "worked" in the us sense for 18 months.
17:58 asciilifeform mno.
17:58 mircea_popescu blow me away.
17:59 asciilifeform i read the released cadr schematics. and the source. it was genuinely 1000+ man-year of genuine work.
17:59 asciilifeform ever built wire-wrap anything ? picture ten tonnes of it.
17:59 asciilifeform and quite reasonably minimal, even.
17:59 mircea_popescu this argument will not prevail, because again, mit never paid that many hours.
18:00 asciilifeform most of the hours were worked unpaid, by slaves.
18:00 mircea_popescu mit also never had this many useful slaves.
18:00 asciilifeform again it wasn't 'mit', it was 'mit's ai lab', wholly - at the time - unique assemblage.
18:00 asciilifeform if mircea_popescu already postulated a conclusion in his head, and doesn't actually give half a fuck about facts, i will not bother with this thread.
18:01 asciilifeform 1970s mit ai lab != modern mit
18:01 asciilifeform just as 1850s usg ain't today's.
18:01 mircea_popescu and the problem of "slaves" and "work" is very interestingly repeating. so : if you count all the receptionists in the "work" you're getting an obviously diluted figure. if this is were how work worked, i could build spaceship by hiring 1mn chickens/hair stylists in argentina. evidently, argentina isn't building any spaceships.
18:01 asciilifeform 0 receptionists. it was this club where they let the brightest undergrads burn their lives for 0 pay to build interesting hw.
18:01 mircea_popescu slaves, idem. if you couint every nigger at mit, derping about "we're one, man" and "i should have money anyway" then yes you get the figures, but if you count THAT as slavery god help youi.
18:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this item did not physically exist.
18:02 mircea_popescu dozen people eighteen months. thatssit. where's the 500 undergrads ~actually~ working for decades ?
18:02 asciilifeform decade.
18:03 asciilifeform at the ai lab.
18:03 mircea_popescu you seen the premises ? not physically possible to host 100 people working there, let alone 500 wtf.
18:03 asciilifeform most of the heavy lifting was done by a dozen or so people, however. (david moon, richard greenblatt, tom knight, buncha smaller ones )
18:03 mircea_popescu dozenpeopleeighteenmonths!!!
18:03 phf asciilifeform: clim fwiw predates micro exodus. was, like common lisp, an attempt by the three vendors to make a unified gui foundation. you can still see scarring in genera where they started transitioning to clim apps from their flavors
18:04 mircea_popescu NOW -- the question is why did this fucktarded dozen decide the best thing to do is make 3-6-howevermany "Competing" entitite.s
18:05 phf actually that's the same (i assume rhetorical) question rms was asking
18:05 asciilifeform iirc rms really hated noftsker, for some reason
18:05 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> (strangely, even though ti was a megacorp already at the time, their offering was the least memorable) << No mystery. They were likely operating from an internal assumption of leadership and thus snore.
18:05 mircea_popescu mno. his question was "why do these 12 people not see the glory of socialism and dedicate their lives to making every receptionist live in luxury she can't pay for"
18:05 mircea_popescu why such rotten bullshit would get a flat no in return is directly obvious.
18:06 asciilifeform ( iirc it was because he went 'let us have our king from among our ~own~ number, why this imported viking lord ' )
18:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: this was pre-gnu rms, as far as is known -- apolitical
18:06 phf hmm, i always thought his question was a lot more naively childish "why'd did all my friends i had fun with left to do these weird `grownup` things"
18:07 mircea_popescu the notion that there can be an apolitical something is like the notion that there can be a transparent non menstruating woman etc.
18:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: rms naively believed (but afaik -- genuinely believed) that one can separate the cutlets from the flies.
18:08 mircea_popescu phf of course childish. socialism. that's what it is.
18:08 asciilifeform i.e. the experimenters from the receptionists.
18:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i expect rms did no such thing ; but that he correctly believed that if structured as ~radical~ socialism, socialism may be made to appear palatable to intelligent people ; at any rate more so than the commodified variant.
18:09 mircea_popescu hence all his imbecillities with "log scale for music payments by downloads" and whatnot other respectable sovietisms.
18:09 asciilifeform i have nfi, but must point out that this time was prior to him having written down any such thing.
18:09 mircea_popescu she's still a woman even at a time prior to having foaled.
18:09 asciilifeform and pre- him receiving the socialist prizes etc. pre-gnu.
18:10 asciilifeform he was just another d00d in those times.
18:10 mircea_popescu i don't think there is any such thing.
18:10 mircea_popescu i also do not think one can become a socialist. they're all born this way. it's braindamage, basically.
18:10 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> "celebrating "Palm Sunday", a feast marking their holy tradesman's triumphant return to Jerusalem days before the holy tradesman was martyred by combined Italian and Jewish police violence." << epic. << Updated, forgot to insert relevant link to earlier qntra <mircea_popescu> "celebrating "Palm Sunday", a feast marking their holy tradesman's triumphant return to Jerusalem days before the holy tradesman was martyred by co
18:10 BingoBoingo mbined Italian and Jewish police violence." << epic.
18:10 asciilifeform i don't buy this 'was always a trotskyist, from baby' thing. not everyone is born in his particular mental dead end.
18:10 BingoBoingo * http://qntra.net/2017/04/islamic-state-oppresses-minority-religion-on-holy-feast-day/
18:11 mircea_popescu all kids appear healthy, but the brains of a precious few are deffective, and as aging exposes them to the challenge of correct diversification, it turns out they ~were all along~ schizophrenic.
18:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i currently find the notion persuasive. jane and jennifer are both interchangeable as 3 yos, but as they progress to age 23 it becomes apparent jeniffer jsut never had the tits in her.
18:12 mircea_popescu and so... she's... you know, "modest".
18:12 mircea_popescu and has "morals".
18:12 mircea_popescu and all the rest of the bullshit.
18:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu never met a 'modest'+tits ?
18:12 mircea_popescu because if i make them strip, jane's DD look better than jen's A-
18:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform shellshocked, yes.
18:13 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: y'know those 20 ft chainsaws for trees ? i was using one, it sucked, chain slipped maybe 5 times in 1 hr. are there such thing as decent one of these ?
18:14 asciilifeform or do my hands simply grow from arse ? or ?
18:14 mircea_popescu (ie, little jane stuck too early with too much male attention she doesn't know how to handle (in no small part because her mom's a retarded jen and had not the sense ot have sisters etc) will grow defensive. but it's to my eyes rather a different strand. quite evidently so : she's immodest in private.)
18:15 mircea_popescu anyway, to take the thing back to rms and friends : socialism is not a political choice, it's a psychological defense. it expresses itself in fundamentally defective individuals. tis what it is.
18:16 asciilifeform is this observation or postulation ?
18:16 mircea_popescu it's my current mental model.
18:17 asciilifeform could just as easily say 'left-handedness expresses itself in fundamentally defective individuals'
18:17 mircea_popescu now, obviously other than the people who ~are made of~ shit, you can also have people covered in shit. these, however, can wash. even if they're not necessarily distinguishable on superficial examination -- put the firehose on them and you'll presently find out.
18:17 mircea_popescu which'd be ~why~ specific republican artefacts (above approximated as firehose) result in the "educational split" so to speak.
18:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform could, yes.
18:18 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: The usual solution among people who get paid to do that work is smaller chainsaw plus climbing
18:19 mircea_popescu but more appropriately i think you could say "cowardice expresses itself in fundamentally defective individuals, as well as in those who spend too much time in cowards' company".
18:19 BingoBoingo If there is problem it could be you need to adjust chain tension again after saw warms up
18:19 BingoBoingo Chainsaws usually come with scwrench for a reason
18:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: distinguish, for my education, 'socialism', from how the spartans lived.
18:20 asciilifeform (they -- also -- 'cowardice' ? )
18:23 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Another solution may be to inquire at power equipment rental outfit and find setup from one of the orange brands (echo, stihl) to use for a day or two until branches restored to sanity.
18:23 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: this was borrowed tool. if i'm gonna spend $, may as well hire gardeners.
18:24 BingoBoingo Well, that is an option to deal with branches at height.
18:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform socialism is the proposal that the problems of individuals will be addressed by the group. the spartans made no allowance for the problems of individuals.
18:25 BingoBoingo "Arborist" above 8 feet would usually either come with bucket lift truck or climbing gear and small (10-14 inch bar) saw.
18:25 mircea_popescu they were interested in resolving the problems of the group, mostly in the shape of not getting wiped by the parthians.
18:27 asciilifeform you could redefine this, if you wanted , as 'problem of individual'
18:27 mircea_popescu but anyway, thinking about it, it'd seem to me the only possible explanation of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1641002 is that the golden dozen lacked ~any conception whatsoever~ of the enmity of mit. like dodo birds, went happily to the necessary eventual slaugther because failed ot perceive usg must be destroyed not ignored. in a field arbitrarily (and perhaps not exactly accidentally) limited in this manner, they cultiv
18:27 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 22:04 mircea_popescu: NOW -- the question is why did this fucktarded dozen decide the best thing to do is make 3-6-howevermany "Competing" entitite.s
18:27 mircea_popescu ated their own aesthetic notions of "competition" among themselves, instead of setting boston on fire.
18:27 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes, but you couldn't find petition introduced by hoplite because "life's too hard and i want an ipad".
18:28 mircea_popescu how the fuck they managed to think mit is anything but ~the only thing they must destroy~ is beyond me however. seriously, how the fuck does that work.
18:29 asciilifeform pretty sure that, e.g., d. moon, saw 'finally we take this tech private, make an honest corp' as breaking off from mit
18:30 asciilifeform and whatever socialisms dwelled there
18:31 mircea_popescu possibly. why didn't it sell with the rest ?
18:31 asciilifeform i'm speaking of symbolics co
18:31 mircea_popescu bitcoin-assets split sold with the rest. why didn't moon's corp ?
18:32 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes. why didn't everyone follow ? moon was eminently followable.
18:32 asciilifeform why there was >1 power in 16th c italy. why not everyone simply in florence, lol.
18:33 asciilifeform knight (inventor of the machine, and designer/hand-builder of almost all of the early iron) was also 'followable', he ended up at lmi.
18:33 mircea_popescu so why the split ?
18:33 mircea_popescu why didn't moon follow knight, then. wtf is going on.
18:33 asciilifeform symbolics co. was actually illustration of mircea_popescu's essay re the hanna barbara cartoon thing
18:33 asciilifeform what was the d00d's name
18:33 * mircea_popescu has serious trouble digesting this chunk of history.
18:33 asciilifeform the one who said 'i could sell equally this, or canned fish'
18:33 mircea_popescu !~google fred quimby
18:33 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: Fred Quimby - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Quimby>; Fred Quimby - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703642/>; Was Chuck Jones better for Tom & Jerry than Fred Quimby ...: <http://www.debate.org/opinions/was-chuck-jones-better-for-tom-and-jerry-than-fred-quimby>
18:34 asciilifeform him!!
18:34 mircea_popescu so your proposition is that engineers are cursed by the gods in that they can't follow each other, gotta follow a different kinda guy and if they don't get lucky to find one will just symbolics all over the place ?
18:34 mircea_popescu why the fuck, what, brains dun work ?
18:35 asciilifeform not that noftsker, afaik, was a quimby. but lmi's greenblatt, it seems, was an 'anti-quimby'
18:35 mircea_popescu amusingly, apparently everyone there knew this, too. "he's no captain, he's just a dude with a small penis who figures the world owns him reparations for it, so captaining will work by itself"
18:36 asciilifeform the reality, even if mircea_popescu doesn't subscribe to it, is that there may very well be more than two types of people alive, and not simply ubermenschen (exact clones of mircea_popescu , presumably ) and untermenschen ('socialists' or anyone who substantially differs psychologically from mircea_popescu )
18:36 asciilifeform may not even be (horror!) coded by penii
18:37 mircea_popescu but anyway, leaving this hot coal for a moment -- why the everloving fuck did it take them so long to lose virginity! yes, EVENTUALLY moon "finally we take this tech private". but how fucking unobvious can it be that mit is exactly the equivalent of hymen, there to insulate girl from control of her own cunt ?
18:37 mircea_popescu ~any 16 yo figures out her chief order of business is trashing the damend thing, why's it take moon 50 years ?
18:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dun think teh theory ever went in the vein of "ubermenschen (exact clones of mircea_popescu , presumably ) and untermenschen ('socialists' or anyone who substantially differs psychologically from mircea_popescu )" eh ?
18:37 asciilifeform the lispm was a quite audacious and expensive project, and very difficult to justify commercially without at least a set of functioning machines and well-developed soft
18:38 mircea_popescu why do you have to "justify it commercially".
18:38 asciilifeform to get investment ?
18:38 mircea_popescu what next, i can't justify my saturday night guest list ~matrimonially~ ?
18:38 asciilifeform from where was the money to come ?
18:38 mircea_popescu i dun know why you think this is how things work, but allow me to reference a relevant bit of history : http://trilema.com/2012/hai-c-am-mai-gasit-una/
18:38 mircea_popescu is it transparent or should i translate ?
18:39 asciilifeform either translate, or summarize ?
18:39 mircea_popescu golden age of bitcoin forum invesmtnets, dude did horribly poorly ~on investor's money~.
18:39 mircea_popescu how did the investment come considewring there wasn't anythning there besides "we'll try to win on execution without a clue or a GED, against people with money and significant entrenchment" ?
18:40 mircea_popescu fuck, HOW is airbnb supposed to be worth 50 bux ? it consists of... nothing.
18:40 mircea_popescu groupon, its exact clone 5 years ago, meanwhile imploded. where did the billions come to make ~that~ particular iteration of nothing whatsoever into "biggest ipo ever!11"
18:41 mircea_popescu investment is entirely divorced from this "justifying commercially" business.
18:41 asciilifeform you are comparing bezzletrons, that run on pixie dust, to hw makers , who ran on 100% turkey dollar ?
18:41 mircea_popescu this is not exactly correct, which is why i linked the article i linked.
18:41 asciilifeform pixie dust dun buy megatonne of ic. not today, not then.
18:41 mircea_popescu no bezzle went into that nonsense.
18:41 shinohai https://krebsonsecurity.com/2017/04/gamestop-com-investigating-possible-breach/ <<< lulzy, but being mealy-mouth krebs writeup I couldn't Qntra it.
18:41 mircea_popescu still, it collected thousands of btc.
18:42 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i thought symbolics was mostly hand made originally.
18:42 asciilifeform and mmm collected billion $ .
18:42 mircea_popescu asciilifeform see ? where did THE INVESTMENT!111 come from!
18:43 asciilifeform from bamboozling large crowd of derps with slightly more money than sense each ?
18:43 asciilifeform yes, some folx are friends with chumpatronicist, or bank robber (stalin et al), who will give them a little dough out of whatever private reason of his own.
18:43 mircea_popescu market is not weighing machine to start with. it gets there, but it starts as something else. derping about "justifying commercially" is the EXACT equivalent of not talking to girl for nerd reasons.
18:44 asciilifeform funnily enough lmi, after bankruptcy, was bought by one such
18:44 mircea_popescu which reiterates the question : http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-09#1641087
18:44 a111 Logged on 2017-04-09 22:37 mircea_popescu: ~any 16 yo figures out her chief order of business is trashing the damend thing, why's it take moon 50 years ?
18:44 asciilifeform he took its remains to canada, and bamboozled their government for years, pretending to make 'french translator machine'
18:44 mircea_popescu heh
18:44 asciilifeform it ended with jail for the 'genius', and junkyard for the iron. all of it.
18:45 mircea_popescu let me retell the history of early computing.
18:46 phf mircea_popescu: i think people in question weren't even thinking in terms asciilifeform is using. they are all deep academia, without external guiding force thye end up recreating windows interface 10 years too late.
18:46 mircea_popescu 1. a dozen mentally retarded girls were afraid of their own cunts ; 2. so much so as to need to be 50 before they'd finally deflower ; 3. except they did it in such a manner as to replace the insulatory function of that with various other ersatz-hymens created out of material collected in the environment ; 4 but because they were mentally retarded no possiblity of meaningful communication was open to them and so 5. therefore
18:46 mircea_popescu they all ended up with random substitute hymens and that's the last time anyone heard of any of them.
18:47 mircea_popescu phf i saw this too, but what's irking me is WHY.
18:47 asciilifeform phf: i was offering to mircea_popescu that not everyone is born to walk around robbing banks to fund hardware manufacture, or 'burning boston' to extirpate 'socialism', some folks were born to theorems. but mircea_popescu won't have it -- either banks, and burning, or untermenschen, apparently.
18:47 mircea_popescu im not sure that's even discussed, here. what theorems are involved in handmaking symbolics gear
18:48 asciilifeform pretty sure that by the time there was a symbolics -- the handmaking was outsourced.
18:49 mircea_popescu pre-symbolics gear.
18:51 phf pre-symbolics the "theorems" were "how do i computer" in general. those guys weren't playing around with custom fpga in their garage that they failed to sell. they were basically figuring out how to build a von neumann machine that can do things, which they did
18:51 mircea_popescu anyway, in the above retelling, the 4->5 transition is the coup the grace. they couldn't "follow" each other ~because~, in this view, they were bereft of sufficient bandwith to in any sense communicate. so they couldn't, like, end up with all the same one substitute cuntcap.
18:51 mircea_popescu phf this part is fine. now, why did they fail to a) band togetgher and b) control, deliberately, the product.
18:51 asciilifeform then, quite unlike now, new type of comp had to be made by hand from ttl chips -- few gates each; and connected with semi-reliable wrap wiring. it was quite impossible to offload this to 'brute labour', you had to intimately understand how the thing works in order to debug in any way.
18:52 mircea_popescu they did a very strict anti-a and anti-b. why
18:52 mircea_popescu the only reason mit even exists in this picture is because the dozen was "omfg, we DID figure it out, now quick, find someone TO PROTECT US FROM OUR HAVING FIGURED IT OUT!!1"
18:52 mircea_popescu holy shit who thinks like this and why do they.
18:53 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: my understanding was that greenblatt and noftsker had serious disagreement re how to actually do business. (noftsker favoured external capital, and founded the -- temporarily -- successful symbolics co; greenblatt -- the very soon dead lmi, and believed in 'lift by bootstraps', no external capital.)
18:53 phf jealous wizards, i thought that was an archetype.
18:53 mircea_popescu for crying out loud.
18:53 asciilifeform ti corp was not even part of this game, they did not hire -- afaik -- any of the original designers.
18:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform and the rest just happened to fall into s or lmi randomly as the wind blew ?
18:54 asciilifeform not knowing any of them in person, i cannot say why some went with one, and others -- other, and third -- with no one, and into the void. presumably agreed with n, or g, or neither.
18:54 asciilifeform 'i do not know' != 'randomly'.
18:55 mircea_popescu this equality doesn't hold. it's not a matter "we don't know". we know what the environment constraints are, and we do not care what their internal processing is. if they fail to act rationally they did it randomly.
18:57 mircea_popescu but anyway, leaving this hot coal for a while also, consider THE FUCKING INDIGNITY. you're telling me the dozen was split up by a convenient application of... a socialist marote ? same thing sunk lisp as the international ?!
18:57 mircea_popescu this fills no one with indignation but me ?
18:58 asciilifeform if 'act rationally' somehow means 'pick a fuhrer! use haruspex if you gotta!' then none of them 'acted rationally', no.
18:58 mircea_popescu it's on the level of "great monk died - syphilis". come da fuck on. have better problems!
18:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform in the circumstance ? this isn't a given iyo ?
18:59 mircea_popescu the time for "debates" is when you're installed in power and are preparing to withdraw the power from the plebs. you create a trappings-of-power artefact through the magical working of dialectics, heap it upon them in exchange for the actual thing and move on. that's when you do "disputes".
19:00 mircea_popescu when you're the only twelve guys on monkey island you don't fucking disagree. because there's nothing to disagree ~about~. because there can't be.
19:00 asciilifeform there is such a thing as an actual dispute.
19:00 mircea_popescu because monkeys. i dunno, seems likew i;'m repeating myself.
19:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform give me an example.
19:00 asciilifeform let's say for sake of argument that greenblatt was 'the true king.' he had no mechanism for somehow forcing the others to come along.
19:00 asciilifeform so off he went, with subset of the possible participants.
19:00 asciilifeform the rest -- with someone else.
19:00 mircea_popescu except for them being not fucking stupid.
19:01 mircea_popescu the mechanism is -- them not being fucking stupid.
19:01 asciilifeform even 40+ yrs later, and to quasi-serious student of the subject, imho it is not clear who -- if anyone -- was 'true king'.
19:01 mircea_popescu why is this important ?
19:02 asciilifeform what, exactly, were -- in mircea_popescu's view -- these people 'fucking stupid' for having not done ?
19:02 phf asciilifeform: true king is a later invention, actual process is "choose king amongst yourself", and failure to do so is stupidity
19:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform indulge me for a moment here. so, would you agree that a specific and specified problem (make a computer!) was actually resolved by a number of people ?
19:03 asciilifeform i don't actually see it as resolved, even today.
19:03 asciilifeform attempted - yes. resolved - no.
19:04 mircea_popescu so you don't particularily want symbolix metal, it\s just some random thing.
19:04 asciilifeform not random, no.
19:04 mircea_popescu then gimme something.
19:04 asciilifeform picture if we had no jet turbine.
19:04 mircea_popescu so then why do you deny ?
19:04 asciilifeform say it was tried in ww2, and then not again.
19:04 asciilifeform bolix box would then be me262.
19:04 asciilifeform fairly primitive, early attempt, but -- not continued.
19:05 mircea_popescu you'll have to pick a door (for the needs of this conversation only)
19:05 asciilifeform me262 had quite serious problems, from practical pov.
19:05 asciilifeform the analogy is not a whim of asciilifeform's, it is quite exact -- what bolix et al did, was a 'stretch' of the tech of the time, quite near its breaking point
19:06 asciilifeform the trouble is that this is how tech actually advances
19:06 mircea_popescu look, there's no crevice here to slither into. either you grant "they did" or else you admit they didn't do anything. pick one.
19:06 asciilifeform early steamboats were expensive deathtraps (boiler explosions were still a quite familiar thing in mark twain's time, even)
19:06 asciilifeform this dichotomy is a hallucination of mircea_popescu's , and i ain't buying.
19:07 mircea_popescu aite, then i guess it can't epxlained what the people invovled were stupid for having not done.
19:07 asciilifeform they took a serious technological risk - and lost, like dirigible; rather than won, like steamboat.
19:07 mircea_popescu you will note however that ~all communication~ rests on hallucination in the sense here contemplated. and we're right back to 4->5.
19:07 phf there's only one computer asciilifeform acknowledges as "resolved", and that's the computer built by asciilifeform. i suspect similar dynamic was at the root of smbx/lmi
19:08 asciilifeform phf: a bolix-style machine that -- hypothetically - could have cost-competed with the 'i can't believe it's not butter' state of the art, would imho count as 'resolve'
19:08 mircea_popescu phf im starting to understand the problem though. here it is : engineer will not consider inconvenient problems. NO MATTER WHAT. that is why he's an engineer : because paradigm made him a personal promise.
19:08 mircea_popescu it\s a sort of elective jewry.
19:08 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it is quite impossible to 'unconsider inconvenient problem' in a thread about bolix
19:09 mircea_popescu you just did.
19:09 asciilifeform which is in a way a parable re engineers going to the bottom of the sea
19:09 asciilifeform my contention is simply that they failed to ~resolve~ their problem , in the sense of achieving item#2 from my http://www.loper-os.org/?p=305 essay
19:10 mircea_popescu but that is not the sense contemplated in context.
19:10 asciilifeform because -- cost.
19:10 asciilifeform let's have expansion re the sense contempated by mircea_popescu then
19:10 asciilifeform possibly i'm thick
19:11 mircea_popescu im not capable nor interested in specifying. fact remains - a dozen dudes either did something ro didn't do something. if they did something we can discuss the history of the thing they did and what it says about them ; otherwise, we can not.
19:11 mircea_popescu and no, it's not an ~exact~ dozen, either.
19:11 asciilifeform they built something quite like a proper comp.
19:11 asciilifeform but were unable to build it economically.
19:11 mircea_popescu alright, so then let's continue from there.
19:11 asciilifeform or live long enough on 'credit card' to live to see the cheap-enough transistor.
19:12 asciilifeform (they eventually resorted to 'credit card' and ended up simply making a titanic black hole for entire ~industry~ to fall into, when it finally imploded)
19:12 mircea_popescu at the time they did this, the world split. there were the people who built the "something quite like a proper comp", on one side. there were the people who did not so build, on the other side. you see this ?
19:12 asciilifeform aha...
19:13 mircea_popescu crossed this line -> stupid.
19:13 asciilifeform what means to cross this line ?
19:14 mircea_popescu well, on top of a world ontologically constituted as "12 men on monkey island" attempting to construct alternate world hallucinatorily constituted as "men and money teams compete for island special olympics".
19:14 asciilifeform the monkeys, as discussed in old thread, could easily win, if there is not enough for men to eat on the island.
19:14 mircea_popescu "who do you think will win, mr 13, the team with two guys and monkeys or the team with three guys and monkeys ?"
19:14 mircea_popescu "i think the whole charade is a sickening display, personally."
19:15 asciilifeform which imho is what happened. environment could not sustain the man.
19:15 mircea_popescu who starved ?
19:15 mircea_popescu other than rms.
19:15 asciilifeform nobody starved, but the lispm was abandoned, the way moon rocket was.
19:15 mircea_popescu because yes the monkeys could win if not enough to eat, BUT you know this because there's 12 starved men.
19:15 mircea_popescu heh.
19:15 asciilifeform as a 'neato but sorry, -ev' item.
19:15 mircea_popescu notrly how this works.
19:16 asciilifeform and when the necessary transistors were finally ~free, they went to tlb cache instead so that winblowz could run 5% faster.
19:16 mircea_popescu but yes i'm aware not being stupid results in a deary lack of monkey island special olympics participation trophies.
19:18 asciilifeform who exactly, in mircea_popescu's model, are the monkeys ?
~ 38 minutes ~
19:56 mircea_popescu everyone else.
19:57 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ^
~ 21 minutes ~
20:18 asciilifeform ok...
~ 26 minutes ~
20:45 mircea_popescu perelman says so!
20:53 trinque dunno what's hard about the notion that look, you do not get computers until you have both the leadership category and engineering category maxed on your character
20:53 * asciilifeform currently brain-melting over the total and airtight lack of any public data re beta-luminescence of lanthanide-strontium aluminate vs metal-doped zinc sulphide
20:54 trinque and that the folks that "tried" in the first round lost because of deficiency of character
20:54 asciilifeform *lanthanide-doped
20:55 asciilifeform i've been looking for weeks. 0 result.
20:56 asciilifeform trinque: one possibility was 'too many chiefs, not enough indians' (tm)
20:56 asciilifeform which is sorta opposite, as i understand, to your hypothesis
20:58 mircea_popescu i didn't perceive this cheifdom in the chief characters. mebbe my antennae too blunt, but who ? how ?
21:00 asciilifeform self-perceived, this chiefdom.
21:00 asciilifeform greenblatt thought he could lead. etc
21:00 mircea_popescu but he was more or less irrelevant. moon, knight etc.
21:01 mircea_popescu anyway, imo the principal point of the discussion is that knowledge, any knowledge, enacts a partition upon the world. this is the only difference - chucka and man are distinguished not by skin color, not by anything else but the overpowering fact that chuka doesn't know what to do with the rtg ; or with pushkin ; or with etcetera.
21:02 mircea_popescu disconsidering this fundamental in any manner opens the chasm of hell, in all its presentation from evil to insanity.
21:03 asciilifeform so far i follow the logic..
21:04 phf chukcha brings his novel to a su publishing dept. the editor reads it and goes "you know, you ought to read some classics, pushkin, turgenev, etc." chukcha goes "naw, chukcha is a writer, not a reader"
21:04 mircea_popescu aha
21:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform there's realy no more to it.
21:05 mircea_popescu but as a side point : i went to town yest, bought jug of milk. guy kept trying to warn me it's not milk! i bought it anyway. it is FABULOUS buttermilk. best i ever had. also got a strong sheep cheese and a mellower one. i am happy like i've not been in a long time - finally, food! like god at home made it!
21:06 mircea_popescu long have i sought the native foods of my land, and never have i found them before,
21:06 mircea_popescu UNTIL I HAD THE FUCKING SENSE TO GO ON A HILL.
21:06 mircea_popescu i tell you people - do not live with the plainsdwellers, for they are retarded and eat shit.
21:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu did not encounter all of this on his last run of CR ?
21:11 mircea_popescu that was 10 years ago.
21:11 asciilifeform they had not yet learned to make cheese then ?
21:11 mircea_popescu i evidently wasn't in the right place.
21:11 asciilifeform iirc mircea_popescu was by the sea then
21:12 mircea_popescu in fairness, i also wasn't nearly as much of a lord a decade ago.
21:13 shinohai http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-10#1641243 <<< Hope it was much better cheese than the floating in ice, triple-wrapped variety from a few days previous.
21:13 a111 Logged on 2017-04-10 01:05 mircea_popescu: but as a side point : i went to town yest, bought jug of milk. guy kept trying to warn me it's not milk! i bought it anyway. it is FABULOUS buttermilk. best i ever had. also got a strong sheep cheese and a mellower one. i am happy like i've not been in a long time - finally, food! like god at home made it!
21:13 mircea_popescu anyway, today watched sunset by the pool, with dog and woman. dog is a friendly pitbull, woman has nice tits. there could be worse fates.
21:13 mircea_popescu shinohai much better.
21:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform cheese, in fairness, is very much like dealing with fromphuctors. gotta have lots of patience for duds.
21:19 shinohai Cheese is art.
21:25 asciilifeform now this, is so.
21:26 * asciilifeform spends moar on cheese than typical homo redditicus does on rent. with quite variable results, in these savage lands.
21:30 phf there's a benedictine monastery in bangalore where make italian style cheese. considering how bad cheese is otherwise in the country, i'm contemplating making a pilgrimage to bangalore just to see how they do, next time i'm there
21:35 shinohai I have no nearby monasteries unfortunately .... there is a farm in this little place called Ellijay nearby that makes decent goat cheese.
21:35 * shinohai mmmmm, chèvre
21:38 BingoBoingo From here good cheese involves inconvenient drive to Wisconsin
21:43 * mircea_popescu is more than willing to share his dollar-a-lb bounty with l1 all-comers. i also made myself fruit salad out of [actually ripe] mango, [actually ripe] pineapple, [actually ripe] banmanas, drenched in fresh oj etc.
21:43 mircea_popescu gallon bowl, went in one evening.
21:43 shinohai You can always opt for the other udder cheese in your neck of the woods, BingoBoingo
21:44 * BingoBoingo however has planted what should yield and incredible and constant variety of tomatoes until this fall's first frost.
21:45 mircea_popescu tomatoes go well with soft cheese...
21:46 BingoBoingo Tomatoes also go well eated whole like an apple so long as consumed no further than 100 feet from the vine
21:48 * shinohai has only planted radishes and cucumbers, has shitty soil in new locale.
21:48 BingoBoingo Have planted Black Krim, Cherokee x Carbon heirloom cross, Juliet Roma x Grape cross, Obligatory yellow cultivar, Beefmaster hybrid, and obligatory cherry tomatoe cultivar
21:50 BingoBoingo * shinohai has only planted radishes and cucumbers, has shitty soil in new locale. << Protip: till a plot and sow densly with turnips/radishes. Do not harvest and burn down with glyphosate before first frost. Till vastly improved soil next year.
21:51 shinohai Thx BingoBoingo will note protip
21:51 shinohai Whoreticulture!
21:53 mircea_popescu beans / lentils prolly work better for same purpose.
21:54 shinohai But then I'd *really* want to eat the tasty lentils
21:54 BingoBoingo Technique can be adapted to the lawn. Sub tilling with overseeding root crops, and instead of glyphosate burn down with 2,4-D and substitute last tilling with patience
21:55 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> beans / lentils prolly work better for same purpose. << Clover works well too. Assuming shinohai's climate is too hot to get big legumes going
21:56 mircea_popescu shinohai most of the legume soil improvement happens through the root anyway
21:56 mircea_popescu they fix Ncompounds
21:56 shinohai There are only two seasons in Georgia, slightly chilly and sweltering, humid summer
21:56 mircea_popescu why did i think you liverd in like, southern spain
21:57 BingoBoingo <shinohai> There are only two seasons in Georgia, slightly chilly and sweltering, humid summer << Too cold for citrus, too hot for legumes and cole crops
21:57 BingoBoingo Unless you like Collared greens
21:57 BingoBoingo Or at least that is my vague impression.
21:57 shinohai No thanks to Spain, I can't be running of Moors from my garden all day.
21:58 BingoBoingo Maybe yall sow your spinach in December?
21:58 shinohai I've never tried personally. The woods behind my house however are chock full of Phytolacca decandra.
21:59 shinohai Better known locally as "Poke Salad"
22:02 BingoBoingo Also that shit is incredibly poisonous
22:04 shinohai Older folks go nuts over the shit here though, eat it like spinach.
22:04 shinohai With fatback, even.
22:05 BingoBoingo After substantial effort to boil out the poisons. Ain't nobody got time for that.
22:05 shinohai To me, just easier to grow damned spinach
22:17 shinohai In other locations to plant cucumbers: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7sufNFXUAMnGFx.jpg
22:18 BingoBoingo That looks like a zucchini
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