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00:01 BingoBoingo https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=430137.msg7167613#msg7167613
00:01 assbot [Havelock] Bitcoin Difficulty Derivative (BDD) | Page 19 | Bitcointa.lk
00:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17699 @ 0.00086062 = 15.2321 BTC [-]
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00:30 mircea_popescu <Mats_cd03> and how is it becoming less resilient << no comms network is as resilient as the internet
00:30 mircea_popescu this, since the 80s.
00:30 mircea_popescu by now, forger it
00:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35050 @ 0.00085359 = 29.9183 BTC [-] {3}
00:35 cgcardona hi #bitcoin-assets o/
00:36 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
00:36 gribble Current Blocks: 305362 | Current Difficulty: 1.1756551916903952E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 306431 | Next Difficulty In: 1069 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 19 hours, 24 minutes, and 50 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 12309778451.9 | Estimated Percent Change: 4.70569
00:37 cgcardona_ ok just wanted to check if this nick had any messages
00:40 BingoBoingo Ah, cool
00:41 cgcardona_ ;;ticker
00:41 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 627.91, Best ask: 629.8, Bid-ask spread: 1.89000, Last trade: 627.9, 24 hour volume: 9746.28690195, 24 hour low: 615.0, 24 hour high: 645.0, 24 hour vwap: 629.9017398
00:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24600 @ 0.00085786 = 21.1034 BTC [+]
00:44 mircea_popescu "The problem here is not the diagnosis, which I share, nor the proposed solutions, which are proper and potent to repel the growing democratic sickness that chokes human creation. Bitcoin provides us a critical escape from forced trust in unaccountable monopolies. However, trust in transactions, per se, should not be the object of ire and in fact cannot be if we want to participate in beneficial ways. Distributed ledg
00:44 mircea_popescu ers obviate the need for trust in the money changers, but humans are still trust-seeking and Bitcoin is still money and money is still trust. In a post-Bitcoin world, trust will become more important than ever."
00:44 mircea_popescu dude this chick actually got it.
00:45 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust princessnell
00:45 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user princessnell: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=princessnell | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=princessnell | Rated since: Thu May 8 16:20:29 2014
00:45 mircea_popescu ;;rated princessnell
00:45 gribble You rated user princessnell on Sun May 11 18:26:16 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: procurer for the #bitcoin-assets dungeon..
00:45 mircea_popescu ;;rate princessnell 2 She's smart.
00:45 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user princessnell has changed from 1 to 2.
00:48 BingoBoingo Defintely on the ball in ways Ms boring isn't. Forbes picked the loser.
00:49 penguirker New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/06/11/longshots-in-three-concise-points/
00:50 BingoBoingo %book
00:50 atcbot 20k@264 16k@260 35k@250 | 49k@143 175k@142 34k@140
00:53 BingoBoingo Coinion seems to have stalled out http://www.coinion.com/
00:53 assbot The Coinion | Bitcoin's Finest News Source
01:00 mircea_popescu hard work, easily tired kids, whats to expect.
01:01 BingoBoingo You'd think the incentive your PR dropped for them on the forum would have got them reaching for 300 in a year
01:02 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo "supposing whow "
01:03 BingoBoingo The coinion kids.
01:03 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=354054.msg3878420#msg3878420
01:03 assbot Introducing: The Coinion, Bitcoin's Finest News Source! Onion-clone for Bitcoin
01:04 mircea_popescu http://thecurioustask.tumblr.com/post/88277407744/the-shit-triangle
01:04 assbot the shit triangle - Mystery of the Mundane
01:04 mircea_popescu someone translate this ?
01:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27950 @ 0.00085786 = 23.9772 BTC [+]
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01:33 benkay state media academia
01:33 benkay shit triangle
01:45 benkay !up Vexual
01:45 benkay hey baby
01:45 Vexual hey yourself
01:46 Vexual I left a shit triangle next to a dumpster last night
01:48 Vexual that sounded funnier in my head
01:49 Vexual is THAT the shit triangle?
01:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23820 @ 0.00085172 = 20.288 BTC [-] {4}
01:58 decimation princessnell's essay is a good read indeed
01:59 decimation here's the link for the google-poor http://theumlaut.com/2014/06/10/bitcoin-is-great-but-it-wont-fix-our-monkey-brains/
01:59 assbot Bitcoin Is Great, But It Won’t Fix Our Monkey Brains | The mlaut
02:01 decimation "Trying to supplant our nature with technology is a losing prospect that gets it completely backwards." << what's amusing is that much of the ruling ideology of the USG is exactly this
02:02 decimation nearly every gov't department wants to find ways of removing actual human accountability for problems while finding a way to produce government ex machina
02:03 Vexual so do big companies
02:04 decimation well, anyone with a basic understanding of human nature will realize that humans attempt to shirk responsibility if they think they can get away with it
02:05 decimation waiting around and doing nothing while you hope a magic "process" or "committee" or "standarization" will do your job constitutes at least 50% of western officeworker employment
02:11 Vexual developed any printer filaments lately?
02:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59000 @ 0.00085271 = 50.3099 BTC [+] {3}
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02:33 davout morning asseteers and asseteerettes
02:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 17 @ 0.0235999 = 0.4012 BTC [+]
02:43 decimation Vexual: what do you mean by printer filaments? 3d printers?
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03:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43813 @ 0.00084823 = 37.1635 BTC [-] {2}
03:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.0699998 = 0.77 BTC [-] {3}
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03:26 fluffypony davout: morning
03:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SHA] 5 @ 0.042 = 0.21 BTC
03:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00085065 = 16.8429 BTC [+]
03:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42537 @ 0.000843 = 35.8587 BTC [-] {2}
03:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1950 @ 0.000825 = 1.6088 BTC [-]
04:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.24228941 BTC [-]
04:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.00229967 = 0.2415 BTC [+]
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04:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0675001 = 0.135 BTC [-] {2}
04:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.06769949 = 0.677 BTC [+]
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05:24 BingoBoingo !up diana_coman
05:24 BingoBoingo !up RagnarsBitch
05:25 BingoBoingo !up saulimus
05:25 BingoBoingo !up Swadq
05:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 52 @ 0.02826731 = 1.4699 BTC [+] {3}
05:31 diana_coman thanks BingoBoingo, I think I actually should be voiced if I get auth
05:31 fluffypony ;;gettrust assbot diana_coman
05:31 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user diana_coman: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=diana_coman | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=diana_coman | Rated since: Tue Mar 26 18:56:33 2013
05:31 fluffypony yep
05:31 fluffypony looks like it
05:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.06999999 = 1.54 BTC [+] {2}
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05:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41788 @ 0.00082685 = 34.5524 BTC [+] {2}
05:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.07 = 0.49 BTC [+]
05:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 174 @ 0.00229957 = 0.4001 BTC [+]
05:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 129 @ 0.00229967 = 0.2967 BTC [+]
06:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2608866 = 0.7827 BTC [+]
06:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2608886 BTC [+]
06:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.2608887 = 2.348 BTC [+]
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06:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07 = 0.35 BTC [+]
06:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31900 @ 0.00083011 = 26.4805 BTC [+]
06:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07 = 0.14 BTC [+]
06:36 diana_coman are the logs of this channel available as a dump (I know about http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ but it seems to give them only day by day, while I wanted to play around with a bigger sample)
06:36 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
06:37 Namworld Dafuq youtube... giving me before my video a 1 hour ad video about Bitcoin, "Ride the Great Coming Wave"... Such a scammy ad.
06:38 kakobrekla http://www.newsweek.com/2014/06/20/tunnel-vision-254202.html
06:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8744 @ 0.00083011 = 7.2585 BTC [+]
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07:13 davout 33a89ace5b971c3ed5862af1cbe272da
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07:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2608887 BTC [+]
07:47 Mats_cd03 ;;later tell vexual no is that something i should care about
07:47 gribble The operation succeeded.
07:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13036 @ 0.00083814 = 10.926 BTC [+]
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08:15 ThickAsThieves <+mircea_popescu> someone translate this ? /// looks Antifragile-inspired (i started reading it yesterday)
08:20 ThickAsThieves <+kakobrekla> http://www.newsweek.com/2014/06/20/tunnel-vision-254202.html /// do you come from the future?
08:21 kakobrekla bringing you past from the future.
08:22 ThickAsThieves thank you for the present
08:23 fluffypony lol - https://twitter.com/gynvael/status/475930719769075712
08:23 assbot Dear conference organizers: my wife says I have enough t-shirts and you should start giving out trousers. Thank you for understanding.
08:23 ThickAsThieves lol
08:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4464 @ 0.00083624 = 3.733 BTC [-]
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09:04 fluffypony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_Ud4Hp5kkw
09:04 assbot LEGO Creator: MINI Cooper Designer Video - YouTube
09:04 fluffypony can't wait for August
09:04 fluffypony such a gorgeous model
09:09 fluffypony http://motherboard.vice.com/read/lets-bring-back-the-fax-machine
09:09 assbot Let's Bring Back the Fax Machine | Motherboard
09:10 davout in case someone was lulz-deprived
09:10 davout https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=648178.0
09:10 assbot Bitcoin Losers
09:23 dub and one of them posting 400btc for your head
09:24 fluffypony throw the jew down the well
09:25 fluffypony princessnell favourited my tweet, I'm well on my way to Internet fame :-P
09:29 davout dub: yeah, that too
09:29 davout i'm waiting for phinneaus to show up on -assets again, so i can pierce him a second butthole in front of everyone
09:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39687 @ 0.00083753 = 33.2391 BTC [+] {3}
09:31 davout !up starsoccer
09:31 davout ;;gettrust assbot starsoccer
09:31 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask starsoccer!~starsocce@207.12.89.33. Trust relationship from user assbot to user starsoccer: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=starsoccer | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=starsoccer | Rated since: Sat May 12 23:07:51 2012
09:32 davout o, you can already voice yourself ><
09:32 starsoccer oo lol
09:32 starsoccer didnt realize
09:32 kakobrekla what did he do davout ?
09:33 davout kakobrekla: boiled down version goes something like this
09:33 dub the dude has <70 IQ, the end?
09:33 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/19RCWJ.txt )
09:33 kakobrekla !b 2
09:34 davout "davout stole 1132 BTC from me, so let's do something really smart here, if someone manages to make him cough up that amount, he can send me 732 BTC and keep 400 BTC for himself"
09:34 kakobrekla aha lolk
09:34 starsoccer davout, send him 1132 btc
09:34 starsoccer pls
09:34 starsoccer lol
09:34 davout which boils down even further ti "donate 400 BTC to me"
09:34 dub 'but I'll settle for US$50k!'
09:34 davout s/ti/to/
09:35 starsoccer davout, fine send him 50k
09:35 kakobrekla fun
09:35 starsoccer then me and you split the 400btc
09:35 starsoccer ;)
09:35 dub now forum rocket scientists are like, SO IF I SEND YOU $50K YOU SEND ME 400BTC?!
09:35 starsoccer dub, exactly
09:35 davout starsoccer: i already have someone willing to do it for only 100 BTC, sorry!
09:35 starsoccer do what for 100 btc?
09:36 starsoccer you send him 50k USD then we split 400btc so you get 200btc and i get 200btc
09:36 starsoccer good day
09:36 davout kinda fun going into the office and have everyone be like "o hai, you have a 400 btc contract on your head" :D
09:36 kakobrekla lol
09:37 dub haha
09:38 dub HIRE SOME SERBS TO GET IT
09:38 kakobrekla i know some
09:38 kakobrekla i cal also hold escrow
09:38 kakobrekla can
09:41 kakobrekla no takers ? boring.
09:41 mircea_popescu hai there persons.
09:42 dub this sardokan guy is sure he is getting paid
09:42 kakobrekla hi
09:42 Duffer1 hello
09:44 dub ohshi- expedia
09:44 mircea_popescu benkay: state media academia << ty
09:44 dub nice
09:45 davout dub: he's being sardokanastic
09:45 dub ah, I was teetering that way but I err on the side of retard
09:46 mircea_popescu i feel so left out. who's sandokan ? other than some bollywood action star from the 80s
09:46 mircea_popescu ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VBoD92ui70 )
09:46 assbot Sandokan Tribute - YouTube
09:46 kakobrekla some forumite?
09:47 davout he's a french guy that i've met a couple of times, also forumite
09:47 mircea_popescu aha
09:49 Apocalyptic davout, did he post that on the forum ?
09:49 davout Apocalyptic: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=649176.0
09:49 assbot New 400 BTC Bounty Pales Roger Ver's 37.6 BTC Bounty for Return of Stolen BTC
09:49 mircea_popescu decimation: waiting around and doing nothing while you hope a magic "process" or "committee" or "standarization" will do your job constitutes at least 50% of western officeworker employment << the best part is that this used to actually work, a century or so ago.
09:50 mircea_popescu o wow wait
09:50 mircea_popescu phin put a 400 btc bounty on davout's head !?
09:51 mircea_popescu !up blackwhite
09:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17000 @ 0.0008361 = 14.2137 BTC [-] {2}
09:51 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust assbot blackwhite
09:51 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user blackwhite: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=blackwhite | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=blackwhite | Rated since: never
09:51 mircea_popescu blackwhite the reason you can't say anything is that you';re not in assbot's l2 wot. have you been reading the logs or just idling idly ?
09:52 mircea_popescu davout what's the backstory on "At the onset of the InstaWallet fiasco, all three URLs didn't have a bitcoin wallet associated with the generated pages. It wasn't till after I brought it to Boussac's attention that the lesser bitcoin-containing wallet was well-document that it mysterious had the associated wallet address visible on the URL generated site. This is why they refuse to release the name of the forensics aud
09:52 mircea_popescu itor(s) because there wasn't one (or more, according to Boussac), in spite of them saying they couldn't because of some fuckin' idiotic NDA clause." ?
09:52 blackwhite I have just been busy so primarily just reading once in a while. Was more involved earlier.
09:53 blackwhite but getting back to getting more involved again.
09:53 mircea_popescu blackwhite right. so meanwhile the channel is +m, to get voice you have to pm assbot !up which only works if you're trusted to any degree by someone assbot trusts.
09:53 blackwhite i see
09:54 davout mircea_popescu: what specific part of the story are you curious about ?
09:54 mircea_popescu well let's see. instawallet had a system whereby ownership is proven by url. the guy had 3 urls. what was not associated with what ?
09:56 mircea_popescu his generative grammar is quite bizarre, i can't follow statements like "all three didn't" worth a crap.
09:56 davout two of his URLs matched to nothing, pretty simple
09:56 Apocalyptic <mircea_popescu> phin put a 400 btc bounty on davout's head !? //looks like it
09:56 mircea_popescu davout what do you mean his and what do you mean nothing
09:56 mircea_popescu did he lose two of his three urls ?
09:57 davout i mean "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM wallets WHERE key = '<phinns wallet key>'" == 0
09:57 mircea_popescu in other news, "Following massive rainfalls in Misiones, Argentina, and Santa Catarina and Paraná, Brazil, the famous Iguazú Falls are now overflowing, carrying 46,300 cubic meters per second—33 times the usual water flow rate."
09:57 davout for two of the urls
09:58 mircea_popescu davout uh. so then how is it possible he thought he had something there ?
09:58 davout i dunno, and tbh i would like to know too
09:58 davout some people fell for the "oh hey, here is our tor hidden service for instawallet, deposit bitches"
09:58 Apocalyptic "BTW, I would not rule out the possiblity that Boussac himself is a victim of davout to some extent" who's Boussac again ?
09:58 mircea_popescu http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--wOjCTy9_--/strfxwexmbgnjk7b4nus.jpg now vs then : http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--utwlJ8_1--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ihl9qhl9yy47q1axnuiv.jpg
09:59 davout except we didn't have a tor hidden service
09:59 mircea_popescu davout so is it possible whoever broke in deleted some records too ?
09:59 davout i checked for that against a few backups
09:59 davout no results
09:59 mircea_popescu what date was the oldest you checked roughly ?
09:59 davout one of the first things i thought of
09:59 pankkake What is it about FRENCH GUYS and Bitcoin?
09:59 pankkake Karpeles, those Dealco guys out of HK, now these scammers
09:59 pankkake French Bitcoiner = AVOID
09:59 davout i don't really recall from the top of my head
10:00 davout i tried to find partial url matches too
10:00 mircea_popescu well were they a week older than the live db ?a month ? more ?
10:00 davout i tried to search by balances
10:00 davout a month or two i think
10:00 mircea_popescu so as best you can determine, there's a month+ interval where according to phinn he had 1k+ btc, but according to your db he had not ?
10:00 davout hence me asking for the deposit addresses and/or the funding transactions
10:01 davout that's what the backups convey
10:02 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/embed/76XfV42YvBI < bonus iguazu
10:02 assbot As estan las Cataratas del Iguazu con la crecida - YouTube
10:02 mircea_popescu davout did instawallet gpg sign anything ?
10:02 davout nope
10:02 mircea_popescu so did you say this to him ? did you get any sort of response ?
10:03 fluffypony mircea_popescu: he gets asked to prove he deposited 1100+ BTC into Instawallet, providing a transaction ID or a signed BTC addy that sent it or ANYTHING, and he just ignores those requests or talks around them
10:03 mircea_popescu aha
10:04 davout i asked him "o hey, maybe it could help me if you gave me the deposit addresses"
10:04 mircea_popescu well he prolly didn't keep records of any kind
10:04 davout the idea being that i could have checked against backups of bitcoind wallets as well with such an information
10:04 mircea_popescu ok, so were you on vacation at the time of the hax ?
10:05 davout well that's kind of what i figured, and i also figured he'd be too dumb to explore the blockchain by himself
10:05 blackwhite pretty good talk on ethereum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9dpjN3Mwps
10:05 assbot Vitalik Buterin reveals Ethereum at Bitcoin Miami 2014 - YouTube
10:05 davout so i went there and used tracked all the addresses linked in any way to the unique IW cold storage address
10:05 fluffypony mircea_popescu: sure, BUT if he EVER sent money from Instawallet to someone (say as payment for something) and message'd or email'd them the transaction ID he'd have that, he'd have SOMETHING that could be used
10:06 mircea_popescu davout so he does not make a specific claim to either address or transaction, he makes a specific claim as to balance and to url which can't be verified, is the thing ?
10:06 fluffypony yes
10:06 davout once i had a massive collection of addresses i checked for an address whose received totals matched the balances he claimed, to no avail
10:06 davout took a few days for the script to reverse-explore the chain from the CS address
10:07 fluffypony every thread that's popped up that I've read has him claiming those two Instawallet URLs (plus a third that had 0.825 BTC or something that he disregards), but no further evidence
10:07 mircea_popescu this seems a fools errand as im sure his balance didn't come in one chunk.
10:07 davout ended up with around ~100k addresses to check, none of them received the amounts he mentions in the timeframe he mentions
10:07 fluffypony the URLs could be complete bullshit
10:07 davout mircea_popescu: no, because i checked for totals
10:07 fluffypony mircea_popescu: davout's talking about searching for the total received for each address in a timeframe
10:08 mircea_popescu that ain't gonna work.
10:08 mircea_popescu aaanyway. so were you on vacation when it happened ?
10:08 davout fluffypony: not the received total in a timeframe actually, the received total, and then i checked manually the actual deposits against these addresses
10:09 davout because the guy is pretty specific, 1000 BTC and 132 BTC, sent in december 2012 to an instawallet address
10:09 fluffypony yeah
10:09 davout he even provides the exchange rate at the time, this way i'm sure it's not 2011 or whatever
10:10 mircea_popescu i don't see much substance to his claim it'd be coming out of 1DavouTAsveznCFHsz688xvbrRAq4u2qm8 going to 16d1yGrEDqSY1xhCnAUWrkahGY2mkWdAYk
10:12 fluffypony yeah it's almost like he thinks it impossible that davout could independently have 1k BTC and it *must* come from him
10:12 pankkake http://bitbet.us/propositions/ okay…
10:12 assbot BitBet Propositions
10:13 mircea_popescu fluffypony but if you look at the incoming to that addy, there's no matching chunk
10:13 mircea_popescu https://blockchain.info/tx/84c505049bb782b490cc3fb7633238082afb2a2ec21bf1ea0596d6cbc2a61c1e largest bit, in may last. when did isntawallet fail again ?
10:13 assbot Bitcoin Transaction 84c505049bb782b490cc3fb7633238082afb2a2ec21bf1ea0596d6cbc2a61c1e
10:14 mircea_popescu april
10:14 fluffypony yeah
10:15 mircea_popescu actually 100, 400, 460 during may, 100 late april.
10:15 davout mircea_popescu fluffypony he can go ask jgarzik, the guy paid me 5678 BTC back in the day, also i got into bitcoin at such a time that i mined some blocks on a goddamn CPU
10:15 mircea_popescu but anyway davout so why is he claiming you won't release the liquidator;'s name ?
10:15 mircea_popescu that's exactly contrary to normal procedure, what's that all about ?
10:15 davout he's imagining there is a liquidator
10:15 davout i never said there was one, i said there had been an audit
10:16 mircea_popescu oh.
10:16 davout it was a post-mortem security audit
10:16 mircea_popescu i see.
10:16 davout the guy is very confused
10:16 davout i stopped answering him because i saw he could not grasp some very simple things
10:17 davout i explained to him how a shared wallet works, later he refers to it as mumble-jumble
10:17 mircea_popescu "Reserved to announced that I have reunited with my lost investment."
10:17 mircea_popescu is he francophone ?
10:17 davout he's definitely not francophile
10:17 mircea_popescu lol
10:17 fluffypony lol
10:17 mircea_popescu no but i mean he makes these sentences that break my parser all the time
10:18 fluffypony pankkake: I'm betting yes on "tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
10:18 mircea_popescu "Ideally, I prefer to have the entire 1,132 BTC, sans the 400 BTC bounty amount, paid in full to me, but knowing that sometimes arbitration takes place, I'm willing to settle for a minimal amount, with anybody acting as liaison to broker their reward up to 100% of what I may finally recognize. The minimum I'm welling to settle for is $50K USD via BTC or fiat to compensate for my initial investment and the mega hours I
10:18 mircea_popescu have put into this fiasco, not to mention the stress."
10:18 mircea_popescu wait so the bounty is out of lol wtf how does this work
10:18 mircea_popescu "I prefer to use Rassah as escrow"
10:19 mircea_popescu so did he fund the bounty or not ?
10:19 fluffypony nope
10:19 fluffypony *if* he gets it he'll pay out 400 BTC or something
10:19 davout the guy is confused, my only hope is that he lawyers up, so that someone can finally talk some sense into him
10:19 mircea_popescu fluffypony so then why any need for an escrow?
10:19 fluffypony nfi
10:20 fluffypony the whole arrangement is confusing as hell
10:20 mircea_popescu so basically what he';s trying to do here is send davout to the forum collections agency ?
10:20 davout also, for the sake of keeping a public record, the script i used to explore the blockchain in order to try and find his deposit address, none of the two i was looking for appeared
10:20 fluffypony yes
10:20 davout http://pastie.org/private/zye2fhscut112d7m1m6ga
10:20 assbot Private Paste - Pastie
10:20 mircea_popescu davout do you have a service address ?
10:21 fluffypony maybe he's hoping that by throwing enough of a tantrum davout will just throw money at him
10:21 davout mircea_popescu: instawallet's former cold storage address -> 1FrtkNXastDoMAaorowys27AKQERxgmZjY
10:21 mircea_popescu fluffypony generally i kinda like phinn, he's very diligent, quite passionate and an off the path sort of thinker
10:21 mircea_popescu davout service address is a postal address where one receives service of process
10:21 mircea_popescu such as supoenas
10:22 davout paymium has one
10:22 mircea_popescu alrighty.
10:22 fluffypony mircea_popescu: yeah I'm talking purely about the way he's treating this particular issue, not in general
10:22 fluffypony the constant stream of new threads doesn't play into his favour
10:23 davout also, our server hard drives were given to law enforcement when we filed our complaint back in april 2013
10:23 mircea_popescu davout so make a single post in that thread, containing paymium's service address, a statement that you've tried to the best of your ability to identify his claims but didn'
10:23 kakobrekla someone mixed propositions for 4chan?
10:23 mircea_popescu t so far manage to do so and a optionally a link to here to detail that.
10:23 fluffypony kakobrekla: that's what I'm guessing
10:23 davout in other words, it would simply be best if the guy sued
10:24 mircea_popescu davout at this point.
10:24 fluffypony agreed
10:24 mircea_popescu there doesn't seem to be much room for any sort of mediation
10:24 fluffypony once the body of evidence is presented his lawyer would (one hopes) be able to explain things to him
10:25 chetty so basically he is claiming a deposit with no actual evidence he made it? Wonder if that would work with my bank?
10:25 fluffypony chetty: I think so
10:25 fluffypony give it a spin, let us know how it goes
10:26 mircea_popescu fluffypony bank'll prolly just pay her.
10:26 mircea_popescu what do they care.
10:26 davout gotta get off, i'll be back later tonight if someone wants to discuss this further
10:26 fluffypony davout: kk
10:26 mircea_popescu i think it's discussed tbh.
10:26 mircea_popescu ;;notes
10:26 gribble I currently have notes waiting for agentx24, anarkitty, bakinat, bcb, bitcoingirl, cevidad, frankenmint, Immukization, jtrunerbtc, kyledrake, moiety, MurphyLawn, nubbins, nubbins`, nubbins`i, Phinnaeus, RainMan28, ryepdx, starsoccer9, ThickasTheives, and vexual.
10:26 mircea_popescu ;;seen Phinnaeus
10:26 gribble Phinnaeus was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 1 day, 11 hours, 30 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Phinnaeus> later
10:27 mircea_popescu maybe if the guy shows up
10:27 mircea_popescu ahahaha wahahahaha sardokan wins
10:28 mircea_popescu I don't understand why phinnaeus would pay 400BTC for 50K$, but I can write the agreement with him and make the deal : Davout will send to trusted escrow 50K$ (in dollard or BTC) Phinnaeus will send to escrow 400 BTC when escrow have both, he will send me 400 BTC and send Phinnaeus is 50K$. I will then send 300 BTC to Davout. We will all waive the right to terminate this agreement and to all actions regarding the insta
10:28 mircea_popescu wallet service.
10:30 pankkake my experience of the forum is that there is no shortage of high profile delusional scammers, that of course don't think themselves as such
10:30 pankkake but davout being a mod there, I don't trust him either!
10:31 fluffypony he mods the French sub-forum, it's not exactly a position of power
10:31 Apocalyptic it is to a certain extent
10:31 pankkake it comes with a special status
10:31 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=548245.0 for more lulz
10:31 assbot Go out french moderator !
10:32 mircea_popescu i dunno what to make of this personally. i kinda like phinn and all, but so far this claim of his is not going too far.
10:33 mircea_popescu i don't doubt he had 1k or so btc at some point, and i don't doubt he genuinely lost it somehow.
10:33 mircea_popescu now exactly how...
10:33 * kakobrekla put the poop back in the box
10:36 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-06-2014#714444 << this "put hashes in bitcoin-asset's blockchain" is becoming fashionable i see.
10:36 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
10:36 mircea_popescu certainly better than trying to hijack bitcoin's for the purpose of communication.
10:37 mircea_popescu assbot: Dear conference organizers: my wife says I have enough t-shirts and you should start giving out trousers. Thank you for understanding. << lol someone ain't wearing undies ?
10:38 mircea_popescu http://ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/moss-072913-_1_0.jpg << tshirt and knickers, best schoolgirl uniform of 2005
10:39 mircea_popescu "I got swept up in the mania last November and dared to invest my life saving into purchasing 1 bitcoin, just as it was near peak. That turned out to be a terrible purchase for me"
10:40 mircea_popescu heh
10:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0707059 = 0.2121 BTC [+]
10:40 fluffypony "the price didn't move in the direction I expected in 6 months! suicide time!"
10:40 mircea_popescu I bought several at $1.000, many others at $550, but at the end, I am a looser in term of financial results.
10:40 mircea_popescu But absolutely Hodling. Never sold any Bitcoin, only bought and HODL
10:40 mircea_popescu this is a sa job btw.
10:42 fluffypony sa as in South African?
10:43 TomServo something awful, I would guess
10:43 fluffypony oh
10:43 fluffypony third time I've made that mistake
10:43 mircea_popescu well because they're pretty irrelevant by now, so you wouldn't normally know.
10:44 mircea_popescu but yeah, originally it was all "o, how the bitcoiners don't understand basic socialism as canon accepted by everyone"
10:44 mircea_popescu then it was "o the press in its quest for bullshit is betraying the holy canon of socialism"
10:45 mircea_popescu by now it's sunk into the depths of pathetic : trying to get a thread going, which gets 6 pages out of which 2/3 is their kindling
10:45 mircea_popescu i mean any half-literate scammer in sierra-leone can get a good flamewar raging for 500 pages in two weeks, the self appointed cream of teh internets slash intellectual core of progressivism can't even get to 12 ?!
10:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.070706 = 0.8485 BTC [+]
10:48 mircea_popescu ;;bc,stats
10:48 gribble Current Blocks: 305435 | Current Difficulty: 1.1756551916903952E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 306431 | Next Difficulty In: 996 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 4 hours, 28 minutes, and 19 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 12414329811.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 5.59499
10:58 ThickAsThieves you know it's just gonna explode during the diff before the bet
10:58 ThickAsThieves it's a diff bear trap
11:00 mircea_popescu bet is closed by nowi think
11:01 ThickAsThieves ah
11:01 mike_c spoken like a man who has been creamed in the past betting against difficulty
11:01 ThickAsThieves Current weight: 798
11:01 mircea_popescu he got it pretty bad at some point i recall, what was it, 50 btc ?
11:01 ThickAsThieves yep
11:01 fluffypony http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-empowers-first-global-peer-peer-lender-btcjam/
11:01 assbot How Bitcoin Empowers the First Global Peer-to-Peer Lender BTCJam
11:01 fluffypony 19% APR return for lenders
11:02 ThickAsThieves btcjam is spamming the web this week
11:02 ThickAsThieves putting that VC money to use i guess
11:02 mike_c echo "td { overflow: hidden; }" >> bitbet.css
11:02 fluffypony yeah
11:02 mircea_popescu fluffypony they finally figured out that 60% return rate isn't really such a good number ?
11:02 fluffypony so it would seem
11:03 mircea_popescu what was their round anyway ? i forget
11:04 mircea_popescu http://www.aysa.com.ar/index.php?id_seccion=725 << anyone notice anything ?
11:04 assbot .: AySA - Agua y Saneamientos Argentinos S.A. :.
11:04 ThickAsThieves undisclosed
11:05 mircea_popescu "PHP has encountered an Access Violation at 01C20AFD"
11:06 ThickAsThieves we need some new diff bets
11:07 mircea_popescu prolly ya
11:08 kakobrekla mike_c ?
11:09 ThickAsThieves this one is pretty good http://bitbet.us/bet/877/difficulty-over-21bn-by-summers-end-2014/
11:09 assbot BitBet - Difficulty over 21Bn by Summer's end 2014 :: 0.6 B (55%) on Yes, 0.48 B (45%) on No | closing in 2 months 1 week| weight: 90`314 (100`000 to 3)
11:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.06800105 = 0.136 BTC [-] {2}
11:11 mircea_popescu ya not so bad
11:12 mircea_popescu o look it's a kitten! where've you been moiety
11:12 moiety hello!
11:12 moiety i've had such a disater moving! i've had no internet
11:12 mircea_popescu taking the sex weeks literally ?
11:12 moiety disaster*
11:12 moiety lol well i am finally in and almost out of the other one
11:13 moiety relying on transport help is not good for moving
11:14 mircea_popescu lol so i moved across the ocean faster than you did across town ?
11:14 mike_c kakobrekla: does opera render diffrently on proposition page? those crazy titles go off my screen
11:14 moiety I'm sorry i didn't even have email. flipping library is being refurbed. how is everyone?
11:15 moiety lolpretty much mircea_popescu i ran out of funds half way and was in this empty flat for a few days
11:15 mircea_popescu pretty great. you have the logs of all time to go through now :D
11:15 mircea_popescu but yeah, i wasn't in rift for about a month, people were throwing a fit
11:17 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Difficulty over 21Bn by Summer's end 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/877/ Odds: 73(Y):27(N) by coin, 73(Y):27(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.175 BTC. Current weight: 90,308.
11:17 moiety honestly i wish id had the logs when i had no internet lol have you all settled in now then mircea_popescu?
11:17 mircea_popescu yeah
11:17 kakobrekla mike_c i see this in opera and chrome http://i.imgur.com/62OkoI9.png
11:18 mike_c (latest?) chrome: http://i.imgur.com/9jfHPjY.png
11:19 mircea_popescu http://browsershots.org/http://bitbet.us/propositions/
11:19 assbot Website Overview for http://bitbet.us/propositions/
11:20 kakobrekla doesnt your browser know of word-wrap: break-word;
11:21 penguirker New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/heretic-salmon-teriyaki/
11:22 mike_c you mean "word-break: break-word;"
11:22 kakobrekla hum?
11:23 fluffypony that looks delicious, mircea_popescu
11:23 kakobrekla break-break: broken-break; ?
11:23 fluffypony I think I'm going to try that this w/e and report back
11:23 mircea_popescu it was pretty good.
11:23 fluffypony advantage of having a vegetarian wife: more for me
11:23 mircea_popescu more food for you, better sex for you ?
11:23 mircea_popescu yeah, veggie wives aren't so bad.
11:23 fluffypony a win-win!
11:24 mike_c break broken, looks like you fixed it?
11:24 fluffypony of course, she'll probably outlive me by 20 years, but c'est la vie
11:24 mircea_popescu women do that anyway
11:25 mircea_popescu actually someone should make a lolpost about "break the age glass ceiling! women should be killed off by the government so that on average they live as long as men!!11"
11:25 kakobrekla mike_c i just made your browser reload css
11:25 mike_c versioned statics are good.
11:26 mike_c working now, thank you for hitting ctrl-r for me.
11:26 kakobrekla :)
11:26 Apocalyptic kako is the css wizard
11:26 kakobrekla nah
11:26 mircea_popescu http://browsershots.org/http://bitbet.us/propositions/ << clearly problem exists between mike_c monitor and mike_c's chair :D
11:26 assbot Website Overview for http://bitbet.us/propositions/
11:26 kakobrekla also thats an insult
11:26 Apocalyptic :)
11:26 mike_c psh, no pebkac.
11:27 fluffypony glasses maybe?
11:27 mircea_popescu yes. one glass of scotch
11:27 mircea_popescu one glass of ice.
11:27 fluffypony lol
11:27 mircea_popescu !up surf
11:28 mircea_popescu moiety you still have a btc with me, got an address yet ?
11:29 fluffypony moiety: just use Instawallet
11:30 fluffypony :-P
11:30 mircea_popescu lol
11:32 moiety i do but there's a lot of time left
11:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00083601 = 5.4341 BTC [-]
11:40 kakobrekla re propositions and rss, do you ppl want pending and approved/rejected sources or just the latter
11:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2907 @ 0.00083601 = 2.4303 BTC [-]
11:42 mircea_popescu just dump them all in there with a flag
11:42 kakobrekla ?
11:45 mike_c that would be more json than rss
11:46 kakobrekla id rather to json tbh
11:46 kakobrekla rss is retarded
11:47 kakobrekla if i would be the author if it, id kill myself.
11:47 mircea_popescu so do json
11:48 mircea_popescu IN rss :D
11:48 mircea_popescu mike_c doesn't rss have field extensibility ? you gotta use cdata ?
11:49 mike_c it's more that rss is for updates. so you have entry for pending, then later an entry for approved/rejected?
11:50 kakobrekla or 2 sources
11:50 fluffypony Gaven Andresen answered a question on Reddit, it's nice to know Redditards have switched from religious metaphors to pop culture:
11:50 fluffypony http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/27ye08/serious_i_couldnt_answer_this_question_when/ci5peas
11:50 assbot kinoshitajona comments on [Serious] I couldn't answer this question when discussing Bitcoin with my Dad: Isn't it sometimes beneficial to allow governments to stabilise their currency if there is uncontrollable inflation/deflation due to unavoidable events? Wouldn't a global currency cause poorer countries to be left behind?
11:51 Mats_cd03 lol
11:51 mike_c how will argentina issue worthless bonds in bitcoin??
11:52 mike_c maybe bitbet propositions issue is simply solved by showing all props for last 30 days.
11:52 mike_c instead of just 50 or whatever
11:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 333 @ 0.00035999 = 0.1199 BTC [-] {3}
11:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 384 @ 0.00035979 = 0.1382 BTC [-] {2}
11:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12950 @ 0.00082939 = 10.7406 BTC [-] {2}
11:59 mircea_popescu of fucking course a global currency would cause poorer countriesd to be left behind
11:59 benkay <mircea_popescu> http://www.youtube.com/embed/76XfV42YvBI < bonus iguazu // holy forces of nature, buttman
11:59 assbot As estan las Cataratas del Iguazu con la crecida - YouTube
12:00 mircea_popescu that is the fucking point of currency and more generally life on earth. so that lazier kids get left behind in footbal practice, and that dumber kids get left behind dating
12:00 mircea_popescu and on and fucking on.
12:00 mircea_popescu benkay ya, wanna go whitewatering ? :D
12:00 chetty http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2014/06/solar-flares-disrupt-communications-on-earth-could-send-shockwave-on-friday-the-13th/
12:00 assbot Solar Flares Disrupt Communications on Earth, Could Send Shockwave on Friday the 13th - ABC News
12:00 benkay if it gets you in a barrel and over the falls sign me up
12:00 mircea_popescu o no!
12:01 benkay oh yes
12:01 benkay con3
12:02 benkay i like this part of the logs where i can ignore the derping about some idiot trying to scam davout
12:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.87487208 BTC to 8`766 shares, 21388 satoshi per share
12:03 Bet created: "Difficulty change to block 308448 13% or more" http://bitbet.us/bet/907/
12:07 kakobrekla anyway http://bitbet.us/propositions/?json and http://bitbet.us/propositions/?json&limit=123
12:07 kakobrekla default is 50
12:09 benkay wait that was hardly any logs at all
12:10 mike_c i like how the query parameters are order-dependent :D
12:11 mike_c http://xkcd.com/927/
12:11 assbot xkcd: Standards
12:11 benkay positional url parameters
12:11 benkay nice
12:11 mike_c very pythonic, *args and **kwargs
12:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00082137 = 6.2013 BTC [-]
12:12 kakobrekla fuck you haxors!
12:12 benkay "yeah sure, i'll take whatever you throw at me."
12:12 benkay "just a big gaping hole over here - please to insert datadicks"
12:12 mircea_popescu did kako just ruin bitbet ?
12:13 kakobrekla not yet.
12:13 benkay https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bp56F_UCEAA1UCa.jpg
12:13 mike_c ^ lol
12:14 penguirker New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/kncminer-releases-photos-neptune-pcb/
12:16 nubbins` hi
12:16 nubbins` lel @ davout
12:16 benkay mornins
12:16 nubbins` (re: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=649176.0)
12:16 assbot New 400 BTC Bounty Pales Roger Ver's 37.6 BTC Bounty for Return of Stolen BTC
12:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25600 @ 0.00082466 = 21.1113 BTC [+]
12:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 415 @ 0.00035978 = 0.1493 BTC [-] {3}
12:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 387 @ 0.00035957 = 0.1392 BTC [-]
12:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 645 @ 0.00035769 = 0.2307 BTC [-]
12:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27700 @ 0.00082137 = 22.7519 BTC [-]
12:27 nubbins` ;;view
12:27 gribble #20672 Mon Jun 2 11:57:18 2014 nubbins` SELL 1.0 OFFICIAL #bitcoin-assets t-shirt @ 0.040388 BTC (Worldwide shipping included. Optional '#bitcoin-assets / freenode' text on back. http://imgur.com/jmcSFTx)
12:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 850 @ 0.00035501 = 0.3018 BTC [-] {2}
12:43 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust assbot bigtip
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12:44 bigtip ;;ratingsystem getrating assbot bigtip
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12:44 bigtip ;;ratingsystem getrating bigtip
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12:48 mircea_popescu bigtip never seen you before :p
12:48 mircea_popescu welcome
12:48 * bigtip waves
12:52 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, the salmon looks really delicious, so far I knew how to cook a similar dish, without the wine and spice though
12:54 mircea_popescu why without the wine and spice ?
12:54 mike_c ;;seen unbalanced
12:54 mircea_popescu but anyway, salmon isvery tolerant. you can eat it raw, you can eat it cooked to any degree
12:54 gribble unbalanced was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 26 weeks, 0 days, 2 hours, 21 minutes, and 53 seconds ago: <unbalanced> Little Bitcoin icon on the package and everything
12:54 mircea_popescu oft times ill just put it to fire for a few minutes and have it for breakfast
12:54 mircea_popescu mike_c ya tell him to come over
12:55 mircea_popescu i wanna congratulat him on his atc purchase
12:55 Apocalyptic yeah, I often eat it raw
12:55 Apocalyptic <mircea_popescu> why without the wine and spice ? // that's the way I learnt it
12:55 chetty wine is not a usual ingredient of teriyaki
12:55 Apocalyptic indeed
12:55 mircea_popescu rice wine is, yes!
12:55 Apocalyptic oh rice wine
12:55 mircea_popescu well ?
12:55 chetty rice wine vinegar
12:56 Apocalyptic I don't make my own teriyaki, sadly
12:57 chetty but to be fair he did say it was heretic version :) and sounds pretty good
12:57 mircea_popescu balsamic + wine ~= rice wine + vinegar
12:57 asciilifeform 'I realized that I’ve never touched a fax machine before—that it’s as abstract, for me, as the laser guns...' << clearly never dealt with usg. fax is mandatory to this day!
12:59 mircea_popescu maybe had lawyers
13:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5047 @ 0.00082466 = 4.1621 BTC [+]
13:01 asciilifeform afaik usg contractors still submit invoices via fax.
13:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3803 @ 0.00082466 = 3.1362 BTC [+]
13:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31597 @ 0.00082955 = 26.2113 BTC [+]
13:11 mircea_popescu Ok so here's a story : BitBet curently has 19 World Cup bets open. The average bet on these is .175 (excluding house and mpif), like so .79, .44, 0, .21, .60, .10, .54, .03, 0, 0, .01, 0, .05, .28, .01, .04, 0, .11, .11. Now, on top of these, there's no less than 30 bets pending approval on WC, pretty much "X country will advance from groups".
13:12 mircea_popescu obviously mods wanted to consult. now, in the spirit of being in argentina and these people loving the wc, i ok'd the whole bulk
13:12 * asciilifeform read backwards, parsed wc as watercloset
13:12 mircea_popescu but, let me point out, this is pretty horrible business for bitbet, per se. and obviously, i'll be using this data to inform further decisions on what to accept.
13:13 mircea_popescu so logically a) if you wonder later why your zeroconf sports bet got rejected by mods, the reason ios probably here and b) if you want to see sport bets on bitbet, this is a bad time to sit and watch and a great time to get involved.
13:13 Bet created: "Brazil will advance form the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/908/
13:13 mike_c sport bets do fine on bitbet (see nba finals bets). soccer on the other hand..
13:15 mike_c Bet created: "Much grass will grow while waiting for somebody to score a goal"
13:15 Bet created: "Croatia will advance form the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/909/
13:16 mike_c you argentines should be watching manu ginobli beat the crap out of lebron.
13:16 mircea_popescu obviously also a great time to affliate bitbet, but then again, i couldn't even find an affiliate manager at all
13:17 mircea_popescu apparently everyone wants to sit on his ass and derp on reddit about things, nobody wants to work anymore
13:17 mircea_popescu mike_c what's a manu ginobli
13:17 Bet created: "Mexico will advance form the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/910/
13:17 mike_c an awesome argentine basketball player currently winning the nba finals.
13:17 mircea_popescu aok
13:18 mike_c there's a couple frenchies winning too.
13:19 Bet created: "Cameroon will advance form the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/911/
13:19 mike_c amazingly, after getting drilled in the ribs, one of the frenchies did not immediately give up but played through!
13:19 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
13:21 Bet created: "Spain will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/912/
13:21 Bet created: "Chile will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/913/
13:22 Bet created: "Australia will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/914/
13:22 Bet created: "Netherlands will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/915/
13:27 Bet created: "Colombia will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/916/
13:27 nubbins` what exactly is an affiliate manager, anyway
13:28 nubbins` also, what's pacific salmon like? i've only ever had atlantic :(
13:28 nubbins` except for that one time in japan, but that was a long time ago and also my first sushi experience
13:28 nubbins` so the whole thing is a bit rose-colored
13:28 Bet created: "Greece will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/917/
13:30 Bet created: "Japan will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/918/
13:31 mircea_popescu nubbins` this is atlantic noob :D
13:31 mircea_popescu and an affiliate manager is a guy who knows a lot of affiliate marketeers who trust him.
13:31 * nubbins` checks world map
13:31 * asciilifeform only ever heard of 'affiliate marketeer' as euphemism for spammer
13:32 nubbins` i swear i didn't confuse argentina with chile :(
13:32 mircea_popescu lol
13:32 Bet created: "Cote d'Ivoire will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/919/
13:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i don't even know what the state of the industry is anymore. 20 years ago you had the legitimate folk and then the dumb noobs pretending, much like in bitcoin
13:33 mircea_popescu maybe in the meanwhile it died, i dunno. probable, judging by the fact that everyone i used to know back then is off the grid.
13:33 kakobrekla ascii has it
13:33 asciilifeform if it was once alive - now dead, replaced by scar tissue
13:33 mircea_popescu i guess so. sad.
13:34 mircea_popescu anyway, in 1994 a good affiliate could send you even 100k clicks which'd convert upwards of 10%
13:34 mircea_popescu at an average sale of ~60, you do the math.
13:35 Bet created: "Uruguay will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/920/
13:36 Bet created: "Costa Rica will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/921/
13:36 kakobrekla i think lots of such people moved to seo and such
13:36 kakobrekla which is also a scam
13:37 benkay <mike_c> sport bets do fine on bitbet (see nba finals bets). soccer on the other hand.. // implying footie's not a sport?
13:37 mircea_popescu im prettysure they were doing plenty of seo whatever back then
13:37 mircea_popescu except back then it actually worked
13:37 mike_c benkay: affirmative.
13:38 mircea_popescu 295 results found
13:38 Bet created: "Italy will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/922/
13:38 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/895/yankees-to-get-most-all-star-selections/
13:38 assbot BitBet - Yankees to get most all-star selections :: 0.03 B (25%) on Yes, 0.09 B (75%) on No | closing in 3 weeks 5 days | weight: 94`494 (100`000 to 1)
13:38 mircea_popescu look at that junk
13:38 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/887/billy-hamilton-rookie-of-the-year/
13:38 assbot BitBet - Billy Hamilton Rookie of the Year :: 0.08 B (45%) on Yes, 0.09 B (55%) on No | closing in 4 months 3 weeks | weight: 96`230 (100`000 to 1)
13:39 Apocalyptic heavy betters indeed
13:39 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/878/dee-gordon-most-stolen-bases-2014/
13:39 assbot BitBet - Dee Gordon, Most Stolen Bases 2014 :: 0.07 B (70%) on Yes, 0.03 B (30%) on No | closing in 3 months 4 days | weight: 92`205 (100`000 to 1)
13:40 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/837/nadal-to-win-french-open/
13:40 assbot BitBet - Nadal to win French Open :: 0.13 B (59%) on Yes, 0.09 B (41%) on No | closed 1 week 1 day ago
13:40 mircea_popescu basically this is the best proof bitcoin is populated by nerds
13:40 mircea_popescu 0 interest in sports.
13:40 benkay sports betting is a mass thing anyways, isn't it?
13:40 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/788/a-golfer-from-usa-will-win-the-2014/
13:40 assbot BitBet - A golfer from USA will win the 2014 Masters :: 0.06 B (47%) on Yes, 0.07 B (53%) on No | closed 2 months 2 days ago
13:40 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/765/okc-thunder-to-top-nba-regular-season-rankings/
13:40 assbot BitBet - OKC Thunder to top NBA regular season rankings :: 0.03 B (30%) on Yes, 0.07 B (70%) on No | closed 2 months 1 day ago
13:40 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/879/joel-embiid-to-be-1-nba-draft-pick/
13:40 assbot BitBet - Joel Embiid to be #1 NBA Draft Pick :: 0.22 B (71%) on Yes, 0.09 B (29%) on No | closing in 1 week 5 days | weight: 90`156 (100`000 to 75`000)
13:40 kakobrekla well that kuka bet was kinda interesting until it was shown its scripted
13:41 mircea_popescu mike_c you know nba isn't doing SO much better
13:41 diametric i can't wait for the berkshire bet to resolve.
13:41 mircea_popescu kakobrekla right ? nerdiest thing ever.
13:41 mike_c http://bitbet.us/bet/796/an-eastern-conference-team-will-win-the-nba/
13:41 assbot BitBet - An Eastern Conference team will win the NBA Finals :: 0.97 B (43%) on Yes, 1.28 B (57%) on No | closed 1 week 5 days ago
13:41 mike_c http://bitbet.us/bet/842/spurs-to-win-2014-nba-finals/
13:41 assbot BitBet - Spurs to win 2014 NBA Finals :: 0.8 B (41%) on Yes, 1.13 B (59%) on No | closed 1 week 17 hours ago
13:41 kakobrekla its sports!
13:42 mircea_popescu mike_c you know break even is 10 btc pool right ?
13:42 kakobrekla but yea, bitcoin people only interested in bitcoin.
13:42 Bet created: "Switzerland will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/923/
13:42 mike_c well, that's not quite true. you do keep one of the house bets.
13:42 kakobrekla ditch the other categories.
13:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SHA] 10 @ 0.042 = 0.42 BTC
13:43 mircea_popescu mike_c a that's true. so i guess 5.
13:43 kakobrekla new categories: difficulty, price action, stocks, arrests.
13:43 mircea_popescu well guess what! in the past year there's exactly one sports bet that went over 5. you know which ?
13:43 mircea_popescu the halep french open one
13:44 Bet created: "Ecuador will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/924/
13:44 mircea_popescu kakobrekla definitely sports don't merit their own category im thinking.
13:44 Bet created: "France will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/925/
13:44 Bet created: "Honduras will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/926/
13:45 kakobrekla but it helps to keep that part separated from the good part
13:45 mircea_popescu the way I figure it, if the wc set fails to attract 500 btc total pool, we'll just ditch sports as a category and mostly reject all proposed sports bet without zeroconf
13:45 Bet created: "Argentina will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/927/
13:45 mircea_popescu just put em all in misc
13:45 asciilifeform some reason i imagined sport bets were a 'major thing' (not for me personally, but for a mythical 'unwashed mass waiting to arise')
13:46 asciilifeform turns out, no?
13:46 mircea_popescu seems not.
13:46 mircea_popescu unwashed masses wish to arise THOUGH WAITING
13:46 mircea_popescu not through anythingelse.
13:46 * asciilifeform recalls betting shop in Timis
13:46 kakobrekla perhaps yea if its presented circle like
13:46 mircea_popescu tlp actually has a good write-up for this
13:46 kakobrekla or whatever its called
13:46 mircea_popescu kakobrekla do me a favour, calculat ethe sum pool over the sports bets past 365 days
13:47 kakobrekla kay
13:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes, but that's the same bitcents they do here
13:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: one hypothesis: the sports aficionados are... broke
13:47 mircea_popescu maybe
13:48 mike_c another: they aren't used to betting on games parimutuel style
13:48 Bet created: "Bosnia and Herzegovina will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/928/
13:48 los_pantalones as a sports betting person myself
13:48 mircea_popescu mike_c prolly a large factor also.
13:48 Bet created: "Iran will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/929/
13:48 los_pantalones i can say the bitbet contracts don't really do it for me
13:48 los_pantalones b/c i need a very last second bet
13:48 los_pantalones and live betting during the event
13:48 Bet created: "Nigeria will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/930/
13:49 mircea_popescu mike_c the other way to formulate this is, sports bettors are not motivated by the money. they expect specific sorts of services provided
13:49 mircea_popescu for which bitbet is poorly fitted
13:49 los_pantalones mircea_popescu like what ?
13:49 mircea_popescu los_pantalones drinks, tits, streaming game, betting tips, a whole atmosphere such as it is
13:49 los_pantalones nah nah, i do online
13:49 los_pantalones i need in game
13:49 mircea_popescu in exchange for which they don't mind -50% EV
13:50 los_pantalones but i like trading vol
13:50 los_pantalones it's not a prediction game
13:50 mircea_popescu explain this trading vol thing
13:50 los_pantalones we spoke briefly about this before, bitbet is well suited to get an accurate prediction
13:50 los_pantalones did you ever use tradesports?
13:50 los_pantalones back in the day
13:50 los_pantalones all binary bets
13:50 mircea_popescu i don't actually bet
13:50 los_pantalones live before and during event
13:51 los_pantalones let's say event is mp vs pnts trades 0 to 100
13:51 mircea_popescu line style ?
13:51 los_pantalones no
13:51 los_pantalones you are pummeling me early, look fat and out of shape
13:51 mike_c contract bets. with bids/asks.
13:51 los_pantalones trades near 10
13:51 los_pantalones i come back in the second round, look better
13:51 los_pantalones moves to 20
13:51 los_pantalones there is constant volume
13:51 los_pantalones works really well in basketball
13:52 los_pantalones big halftime lead, line moves too far to the edge
13:52 los_pantalones just fade it
13:52 los_pantalones there is vol in the expectation of the outcome of the event during the event, the price moves
13:52 los_pantalones i enjoy that
13:52 los_pantalones i hate the sportsbook type trading
13:52 los_pantalones where you can only bet one side, so bitbet already better in that regard
13:53 los_pantalones but still retains the fixed bet part
13:53 mircea_popescu im not sure why you think what you're describing isn't already present on bitbet.
13:53 los_pantalones when do the sports bets close?
13:53 mircea_popescu at some point after the event/
13:54 mike_c it doesn't have fixed odds
13:54 Bet created: "Germany will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/931/
13:54 mike_c odds change
13:54 Bet created: "Portugal will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/932/
13:54 mircea_popescu los_pantalones let me translate what you just described in bitbet terms.
13:54 mircea_popescu so, on 1st of month bet MP vs LP is made. game is set for 5th. bet closes on 7th.
13:54 Bet created: "Ghana will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/933/
13:55 los_pantalones looking at bosnia will advance to group stage, the betting closes 23-06-2014, is that after the last potential match
13:55 mircea_popescu at game start on 5th, weighted pots are 57k MP 33k LP
13:55 Bet created: "USA will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/934/
13:55 los_pantalones ah, well, then i am absolutely wrong
13:55 mircea_popescu and weight is whatever, 85k
13:55 los_pantalones i was under the impression the bet closed before the event
13:55 los_pantalones i will now promptly go bet
13:55 mircea_popescu one hour later, weight being 84,500 you decide to buy more LP
13:55 mircea_popescu pot moves 57k to 37k
13:55 mircea_popescu so odds went from
13:55 mircea_popescu ;;calc 57/33
13:55 gribble 1.72727272727
13:55 mircea_popescu to
13:56 mircea_popescu ;;calc 57/37
13:56 gribble 1.54054054054
13:56 kakobrekla ;;calc 67703615976/100000000
13:56 gribble 677.03615976
13:56 mircea_popescu then you want to push the other way ? bet a little more on mp. so its now 58k to 37k
13:56 mircea_popescu etc
13:56 los_pantalones yes yes, i am a wrong here
13:56 los_pantalones and here i go
13:56 los_pantalones to place me bets
13:56 mircea_popescu kakobrekla that can't be past year. it must be all time
13:56 mircea_popescu los_pantalones which is why i need a bunch of fucking affiliates
13:57 mircea_popescu to explain this to people, who otherwise would be betting
13:57 los_pantalones http://bitbet.us/bet/539/brazil-will-win-fifa-world-cup-2014/
13:57 assbot BitBet - Brazil will win FIFA World Cup 2014 :: 0.49 B (26%) on Yes, 1.41 B (74%) on No | closing in 1 day 6 hours | weight: 486 (100`000 to 1)
13:57 Bet created: "Algeria will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/935/
13:57 los_pantalones this closes in 1 day
13:57 mircea_popescu AND the beauty of parimutuel is that you can always adjust your exposure to a pot %
13:57 mircea_popescu so you never motherfucking get taken out of the game
13:57 Bet created: "Russia will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/936/
13:58 mircea_popescu you wish to have 1% of the pot, you can make sure you do no matter what happens
13:58 mike_c *provided infinite capital.
13:58 los_pantalones why does this brazil to win bet close in 30 hours ?
13:58 mircea_popescu mike_c provided you own the % of total world capital that you wish your % of the pool to be
13:58 mircea_popescu if you own 1% of all bitcoin, you're guaranteed a 1% slice of any bet pool you ever wish to have.
13:58 Bet created: "South Korea will advance from the 2014 World Cup group stage" http://bitbet.us/bet/937/
13:59 mircea_popescu los_pantalones oh fuck.
13:59 mircea_popescu you bring a motherfucking VERY GOOD POINT don't you,.
13:59 los_pantalones ok, i'm not crazy!
13:59 kakobrekla bah i always mix gte and lte.
13:59 mircea_popescu i broke the model in the implementation ;/
13:59 los_pantalones yes!
13:59 los_pantalones say it!
13:59 mircea_popescu jesus fuck.
13:59 los_pantalones say "my bad"
13:59 kakobrekla 258.82066273 satoshi over 166
13:59 los_pantalones here i was, feeling like a lazy asshole
13:59 kakobrekla eh
13:59 kakobrekla satoshi = btc
14:00 mircea_popescu los_pantalones my bad :D
14:00 los_pantalones nice!
14:00 los_pantalones i can die a happy man
14:00 kakobrekla ;;calc 258/166
14:00 gribble 1.55421686747
14:00 kakobrekla O_o
14:00 mircea_popescu anyway, this bitchfest of mine has yielded quite actionable advice from the chan that's +IQ
14:01 mircea_popescu specifically, i'll make the mods put close dates for sports bets AFTER the event.
14:01 mircea_popescu kakobrekla of which 201 arefrom the cointoss
14:01 los_pantalones sweet, the existing WC events will be adjusted
14:01 mircea_popescu so 57 over 166.
14:01 los_pantalones or just for future
14:01 los_pantalones b/c i would like to participate
14:01 mircea_popescu meh.
14:02 mircea_popescu o how have i sinned ;/
14:02 benkay too bad about that mircea_popescu bitbet, eh
14:03 mircea_popescu kakobrekla hey listen, we take the close date on the recent WC batch from 24th to 26th ?
14:04 kakobrekla i hate you but ok
14:04 mircea_popescu i hate me too.
14:04 mircea_popescu los_pantalones there.
14:05 kakobrekla from which to which id is this ?
14:06 mircea_popescu 908 to 937
14:06 mircea_popescu and add 1 to close too
14:06 mircea_popescu 26 close 27 resolve
14:06 mircea_popescu give people a fucking chance with the bets clearing
14:08 kakobrekla not all end the same day as it is now
14:08 kakobrekla we want all on 26 regardless ?
14:08 mircea_popescu hm lemme look at this again
14:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.25037377 BTC [-]
14:09 chetty http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2656101/Clever-boy-Dogs-prefer-EARN-treats-solving-problems-receiving-handouts.html
14:09 assbot Clever boy! Dogs prefer to EARN treats by solving problems, rather than receiving handouts | Mail Online
14:09 kakobrekla some are 23th some 24th
14:09 mircea_popescu just do it like this : current resolutrion date becomes close date
14:09 mircea_popescu new resolution date becomes that +1 day
14:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.25036387 = 0.5007 BTC [-]
14:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 13 @ 0.02982307 = 0.3877 BTC [+] {2}
14:13 mircea_popescu i wonder if people's cvs will end up including links to ba logs where i go "my bad"
14:13 los_pantalones great point
14:13 los_pantalones i will def list that
14:14 benkay mine has the links to my few good ideas
14:14 mircea_popescu o and ALSO... make close weight 10k
14:14 mircea_popescu kakobrekla ^
14:15 kakobrekla rm -rf /bitbet
14:15 mircea_popescu :(
14:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: knuth's typo cheques
14:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah i was thinking that
14:16 los_pantalones oh come to think of it, i love the decay feature of the bitbet on a live event
14:16 mircea_popescu los_pantalones yes but 100k to 1 is too much for sports.
14:16 los_pantalones prevents all the last minute people glomming onto the trade
14:16 mircea_popescu consider our case. bet is made on 1st. weight is 100k. if someone puts 10 btc on it then, it's sealed.
14:16 los_pantalones yeah, agreed, just hadn't even thought that through
14:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2200 @ 0.0000628 = 0.1382 BTC [-]
14:16 mircea_popescu but if the most it collects is the few bicents we mostly get currently,
14:16 mircea_popescu then a few bitcoin bets during the event make sense, even if they're 1/10 weight
14:17 mircea_popescu but NOT if they're 1/100000
14:17 mircea_popescu so from now on, sports bets will end at 10k, and close after the event.
14:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4576 @ 0.00082137 = 3.7586 BTC [-]
14:18 los_pantalones mircea_popescu, you are a gentleman and a scholar, tyvm
14:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.25038479 BTC [+]
14:19 mircea_popescu !up PoUpA
14:20 mircea_popescu this should also work nicely with []bot's live streaming of bets.
14:20 mircea_popescu -assets will become this place to watch sports!
14:20 los_pantalones just what we all wanted
14:20 los_pantalones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8&feature=kp
14:20 assbot Sports! | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim - YouTube
14:20 mircea_popescu no idea what i'll do with this entertainment section tho, it's even more fucked up than sports currently.
14:21 asciilifeform potentially serious flaw: -assets cannot yet pour beer.
14:21 Apocalyptic beer is overrated
14:23 mircea_popescu and with this little adventure, Confirmed bets: 10009
14:24 mircea_popescu we crossed 10k
14:24 mircea_popescu Confirmed total: 14820 BTC. so like 1.482 btc average pool
14:24 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
14:24 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 616.93, Best ask: 618.88, Bid-ask spread: 1.95000, Last trade: 616.93, 24 hour volume: 8565.07142918, 24 hour low: 613.71, 24 hour high: 640.79, 24 hour vwap: 623.452038028
14:24 mircea_popescu ;;calc 623.452038028 * 1.482
14:24 gribble 923.955920357
14:24 mircea_popescu heh.
14:26 mircea_popescu http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/blonde-james-bond-funny-pictures-634373.jpeg
14:27 benkay o.O
14:27 benkay more girls naked in public please and less...horrorshow.
14:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.25038589 BTC [+]
14:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.25039089 = 0.5008 BTC [+] {2}
14:30 mircea_popescu a ok
14:30 kakobrekla >Confirmed bets: 10044
14:30 kakobrekla thanks to sports spam.
14:30 kakobrekla but hey, congrats mircea_popescu .
14:30 mircea_popescu no u
14:30 kakobrekla NO U
14:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.25039599 = 0.5008 BTC [+]
14:31 mircea_popescu :*
14:31 kakobrekla <3
14:31 mircea_popescu wait is that a heart or a butt
14:32 asciilifeform gramophone horn
14:32 jurov i hate how this question comes to me at exactly such moment.. S.MPOE dividend was not paid yet?
14:32 mircea_popescu jurov which one ?
14:32 jurov may
14:33 mircea_popescu may smpoe report will come june with the june report
14:33 mircea_popescu twas in teh logs
14:33 jurov ok
14:33 kakobrekla <mircea_popescu> wait is that a heart or a butt < buartt
14:33 mircea_popescu lol
14:34 jurov and thus, "it's in the logs" meme was born.
14:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17327 @ 0.00082239 = 14.2496 BTC [+] {2}
14:38 mircea_popescu anyway, to try and patch things up with benkay
14:38 mircea_popescu http://37.media.tumblr.com/480ed4c73785526aafbf545c3de32dc7/tumblr_n0ub91DyCI1sn33z3o1_400.jpg
14:38 benkay so underwhelm.
14:39 mircea_popescu http://38.media.tumblr.com/f84c58f51f22c78593520d54d4d2a3ff/tumblr_n1wk269E0E1ro88meo1_500.jpg
14:40 benkay mas
14:40 benkay <3
14:41 mircea_popescu http://37.media.tumblr.com/67144e7e062eccc1d53429021583efda/tumblr_n5wy0rykS41s9e2ofo1_500.jpg
14:42 benkay haha excellent.
14:43 mircea_popescu perv.
14:43 jurov it's possible to have direct links for a category?
14:44 jurov http://bitbet.us/browse/?filtercat=Sports does not work
14:44 assbot Browse BitBet
14:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36400 @ 0.00082672 = 30.0926 BTC [+]
14:45 jurov i want to spam around with "bet on worldcup nao", such link would help
14:45 jurov ofc it should accept ?ref
14:45 mircea_popescu kakobrekla might be able to halp :D
14:45 kakobrekla http://bitbet.us/browse/sports/
14:45 assbot Browse BitBet
14:45 mircea_popescu benkay http://38.media.tumblr.com/d108bbd1b3fe167f8aeebcfbceccd90b/tumblr_n5wx6awLOi1s9e2ofo1_500.jpg
14:45 mircea_popescu and http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c9afc9d5501435c6196c8cf11861901/tumblr_n5wx2kmAoy1s9e2ofo1_500.jpg
14:45 kakobrekla it accepts ref
14:46 jurov lol kakobrekla, that was very exhausting answer
14:46 kakobrekla categories are linked from single bet view
14:46 kakobrekla you can click on cat name
14:47 kakobrekla except if its manul.
14:47 mircea_popescu lol
14:47 jurov i see, it's helpfully nod underlined
14:47 jurov *not
14:47 kakobrekla yeah i hate underline.
14:47 jurov ;;slap kakobrekla
14:47 * gribble slaps kakobrekla with a parenthetical clay
14:47 kakobrekla dafuq dat hurt
14:48 mircea_popescu "I have no interest at all in shooting 4K for adult. It's all I can do to make some of these models look good in "HD". It's way too much definition for some girls"
14:48 mircea_popescu ajahaha poorpeople.
14:48 jurov can't you at least make the link bluish?
14:49 kakobrekla its underlined nao
14:49 jurov oh thx (^^)
14:49 kakobrekla :* <3
14:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ajahaha poorpeople << still not convinced that this fascinating 'poverty of the spirit' has much to do with money
14:51 chetty https://blockchain.info/tx/7ecad9a3e67bebda52c0bdafb53863938b86e30e58eb179aec747903b50baa2d
14:51 assbot Bitcoin Transaction 7ecad9a3e67bebda52c0bdafb53863938b86e30e58eb179aec747903b50baa2d
14:52 benkay good spot, chetty
14:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35995 @ 0.00083099 = 29.9115 BTC [+] {3}
14:54 asciilifeform chetty: related? http://www.coindesk.com/vc-firm-bid-fbi-silk-road-bitcoins
14:54 assbot VC Firm Makes Bid for FBIs Seized Silk Road Bitcoins
14:56 chetty I guess so
14:56 mircea_popescu http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/11/us/politics/eric-cantor-loses-gop-primary.html
14:56 assbot Log In - The New York Times
14:56 mircea_popescu har har.
14:57 jurov lol i read the link as "loses gpg primary"
14:57 asciilifeform lol!
14:57 mircea_popescu haha
14:58 chetty first time in history that a 'party leader' lost in a primary, maybe there is hope for the ussa
14:58 princessnell yes i am very happy about that
14:59 princessnell i don't think there's much hope but i always enjoy when the lizards have to scramble http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-06-11/boeing-tumbles-as-cantor-loss-clouds-ex-im-bank-s-future.html
14:59 assbot Boeing Tumbles as Cantor Loss Clouds Ex-Im Banks Future - Bloomberg
15:00 asciilifeform chetty: about as interesting, imho, as... the death of andropov
15:01 chetty well it prolly wont make a drop of difference, but it feels good for a split second
15:01 princessnell right :)
15:01 asciilifeform exactly this
~ 18 minutes ~
15:19 TomServo It should be noted that the FBI has a lot of bitcoins to sell. In addition to drug-tainted Silk Road coins, the FBI has a much bigger stash: an estimate from Casey Research puts the figure between 5% and 10% of all bitcoins in circulation.
15:19 TomServo ^ First I've heard of that, is this common knowledge?
15:22 mike_c ;;calc 132000 / 12000000
15:22 gribble 0.011
15:22 mike_c 5% seems high to me
15:23 mircea_popescu ok this beats all.
15:23 mircea_popescu you're not going to believe it
15:23 mircea_popescu argentines don't install fiber WHILE IT RAINS
15:24 chetty hahahaha
15:25 mircea_popescu TomServo its neither common knowledge nor actually ever documented
15:25 mircea_popescu it is perhaps true, in that they've been mining like crazy
15:27 TomServo mircea_popescu: Don't worry, I've got an alarm set to check in with you, in what - 49 years now? For your proof. :P
15:32 chetty fbi informants demand to be paid in bitcoin!!!! (pass it on, makes a great rumor)
15:32 Blazedout419 !up only
15:32 Blazedout419 ;;gettrust assbot only
15:32 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user only: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=only | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=only | Rated since: Mon Feb 17 18:33:39 2014
15:32 Blazedout419 ;;gettrust assbot Blazedout419
15:32 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask Blazedout419!~Rogue@76-243-42-60.lightspeed.cntmoh.sbcglobal.net. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Blazedout419: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 3 via 5 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Blazedout419 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Blazedout419 | Rated since: Sat May 18 17:05:13 2013
15:34 only anyone know what is happening?
15:35 only https://blockchain.info/address/1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xqX
15:35 assbot Bitcoin Address 1F1tAaz5x1HUXrCNLbtMDqcw6o5GNn4xqX
15:35 only https://blockchain.info/address/1FfmbHfnpaZjKFvyi1okTjJJusN455paPH
15:35 assbot Bitcoin Address 1FfmbHfnpaZjKFvyi1okTjJJusN455paPH
15:35 mircea_popescu only read the logs ?
15:35 only mircea_popescu nope, sorry, am reading them right now
15:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 13 @ 0.0299996 = 0.39 BTC [+]
15:40 only good biz for Eliptic, I guess
15:42 mircea_popescu meanwhile a message from the queen
15:42 mircea_popescu http://38.media.tumblr.com/5baa69490a40a93eba2436a35774380c/tumblr_mfrfgzfSCg1s1k6u9o1_500.gif
15:45 chetty last time oil was getting this high we had a market crash ..............look out below
15:47 jurov http://gigaom.com/2014/06/12/clever-piece-of-code-exposes-hidden-changes-to-supreme-court-opinions/ lmao law bitrot
15:47 assbot Clever piece of code exposes hidden changes to Supreme Court opinions — Tech News and Analysis
15:47 mircea_popescu no gpg, no security.
15:47 mircea_popescu in other news, http://37.media.tumblr.com/512146b35c62c25752e0aead1faa9b61/tumblr_n5wvm5AW7p1s9e2ofo1_500.jpg
15:48 mircea_popescu jurov isn't this minitruth quite exactly ?
15:48 jurov quite.
15:50 mircea_popescu im going to make sure and raise this objection to the us supreme court's competence in any case before it, that it is unqualified to sit as a court because it scams with its published decisions.
15:51 fluffypony this looks amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8s3erGGF90
15:51 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
15:51 assbot Paddington - Official Trailer - The Weinstein Company - YouTube
15:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1127 @ 0.00082844 = 0.9337 BTC [-]
16:01 asciilifeform re scotus retcon diddling, obligatory:
16:01 asciilifeform http://faculty.msb.edu/hasnasj/GTWebSite/MythWeb.htm
16:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dunno how someone could seriously propose they're a chief justice and not gpg sign
16:03 mircea_popescu it's like some broad in new york cca 1700 pretending she's a fashion guru and not washing
16:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it gets better. military brass (sometimes! optionally!) signs. but with what: ms-outlook plugin.
16:04 mircea_popescu sad
16:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: key stored in what: employee badge.
16:05 BingoBoingo Approving the Billy Hamilton bet was a mistake. There's no attractive reason to go in on yes, even as a longshot. He's fast whis is exciting, but fast doesn't win any "of the year" awards.
16:05 asciilifeform this, one should note, is when they're 'flying the mahogany bomber.' in the field, these folks have ancient hardware that does something like civilized crypto
16:06 asciilifeform (as described here: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1323)
16:06 assbot Loper OS » A Country of Which Nothing is Known but the Name.
16:06 benkay princessnell: is http://thecurioustask.tumblr.com/post/88526387754/hey-look-what-i-made-pretty-cool-huh this a chart of how much the various countries are subsidizing exports?
16:06 assbot hey look what i made. pretty cool huh. - Mystery of the Mundane
16:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.070706 = 0.1414 BTC [+]
16:08 princessnell benkay specifically, of medium/long-term loan guarantees from G-7 export credit agencies
16:08 princessnell there's a ton more subsidies that aren't counted
16:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07 = 0.14 BTC [-]
16:11 benkay fascinating.
16:12 benkay so this is why the peso isn't doomed.
16:14 mircea_popescu princessnell shouldn't they be accounted ?
16:14 mircea_popescu !up terpy
16:14 mircea_popescu terpy who're you ?
16:15 princessnell mircea_popescu this graph is meant to address a specific policy issue. but sure someone should be keeping tabs on that.
16:15 davout pankkake: "it comes with a special status" <<< a mod in a local section of the forum isn't much more than a glorified janitor
16:15 mircea_popescu princessnell a ok.
16:16 davout pankkake: granted i get access to some additionnal derpage in the form of access to the "staff" section
16:17 davout (also donators, where goat made some splendid display of butthurt)
16:17 fluffypony BingoBoingo: I saw a great baseball play a few days ago - huge hit into outfield, outfielder duffs the catch (bounces off his glove), has this brief moment of confusion before running after it and lobbing it all the way back to home base, and the batter is run out. Now I can't find it. Jog any memories?
16:19 jurov !up BigBitz
16:20 jurov !up BigBitz
16:22 los_pantalones fluffypony yoenis cespedes
16:22 los_pantalones he did it twice now
16:22 los_pantalones in a short period of time
16:22 mike_c the new price chart is awesome. i <3 atc.blockr.io
16:22 fluffypony los_pantalones: tks
16:23 fluffypony los_pantalones: that throw was insane, I couldn't believe the distance it covered, and it looked like such a lazy lob
16:25 mircea_popescu would be even better with volume :D
16:31 BingoBoingo fluffypony: That happens at least once a week probably...
16:31 BingoBoingo %book
16:31 atcbot 16k@260 35k@250 2k@240 | 49k@143 175k@142 34k@140
16:33 BingoBoingo fluffypony: Now on Friday one of the actually rare triple plays happened, though no the still rarer unassisted version http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2014/06/06/cardinals-turn-triple-play/10109459/
16:33 assbot Cardinals turn triple play with bases loaded
16:34 los_pantalones only 2 things i enjoy about baseball...
16:34 los_pantalones 1) yelling "BALK"
16:34 los_pantalones 2) someone stealing home
16:34 BingoBoingo Those are great things.
16:34 asciilifeform what's 'balk'? like 'tilt' in pinball?
16:35 BingoBoingo I also like fan interference
16:35 los_pantalones if the pitcher starts to go into his pitching motion towards the plate
16:35 los_pantalones but then stops
16:35 los_pantalones and does anything elese
16:35 los_pantalones runners advance
16:35 asciilifeform false-start ?
16:35 BingoBoingo Yeah
16:35 los_pantalones it's the most subjective call in most sports
16:35 los_pantalones one of*
16:35 BingoBoingo All of the great completely subjective calls live in baseball
16:36 los_pantalones you could call balk one out of every 3 pitches
16:36 los_pantalones in my "pulled totally out of my ass" book of stats
16:36 Apocalyptic los_pantalones, note that he can properly pull out of the pitching motion
16:36 Apocalyptic then he's allowed to do whatever he wants
16:36 BingoBoingo Delay of game is another one of those things called too infrequently. By the book the pitcher has 12 seconds to unload the ball
16:37 los_pantalones i like yelling "Defensive 3 seconds" at bball games too
16:37 los_pantalones i'm that horrible person that shouldn't be there in the 1st place
16:39 BingoBoingo At least it isn't the traditional Philadelphia throwing of batteries.
16:43 BingoBoingo The meta-game of trying to call Tommy Johns surgeries well in advance is also an interesting game.
16:47 BingoBoingo http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/harrison-ford-injured-star-wars-711457
16:47 assbot Harrison Ford Injured on the 'Star Wars: Episode VII' Set - Hollywood Reporter
16:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0238 = 0.119 BTC [+]
16:51 BingoBoingo %diff
16:51 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 715369.85 Est. Next Diff: 489020.64 in 1120 blocks (#36288) Est. % Change: -31.64
16:58 kakobrekla ;;ticker
16:58 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 586.5, Best ask: 588.7, Bid-ask spread: 2.20000, Last trade: 586.5, 24 hour volume: 14120.94970484, 24 hour low: 586.0, 24 hour high: 635.0, 24 hour vwap: 614.907414164
16:58 mike_c feds are scaring people
16:58 kakobrekla 500 here we come.
16:59 bitcoinpete ;;bc,stats
17:00 gribble Current Blocks: 305478 | Current Difficulty: 1.1756551916903952E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 306431 | Next Difficulty In: 953 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 16 hours, 8 minutes, and 34 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 12475321178.3 | Estimated Percent Change: 6.11378
17:00 bitcoinpete back to almost 96k th/s
17:01 bitcoinpete kakobrekla: time to load up
17:04 fluffypony http://sploid.gizmodo.com/holy-crap-nasas-interplanetary-spaceship-concept-is-fr-1589001939
17:04 assbot NASA's real life Enterprise may take us to other star systems one day
17:05 kakobrekla bitcoinpete im always as loaded up as i can be.
17:05 bitcoinpete kakobrekla: lol ya same
17:06 bitcoinpete fluffypony: when we can fund nasa for a year with a single btc, i say we ipo that thing
17:07 fluffypony bitcoinpete: why not IPO the IPO right now?
17:08 bitcoinpete on fluffex?
17:08 bitcoinpete the other real bitcoin stock exchange
17:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19464 @ 0.0008283 = 16.122 BTC [-]
17:08 fluffypony hmmmmm
17:08 fluffypony maybe we should do it properly
17:08 fluffypony distributed anonymous corporation
17:08 jurov first, only and fluffy
17:08 kakobrekla --
17:08 fluffypony on MasterFluff
17:08 kakobrekla many hater here but our statistic say all:
17:08 kakobrekla 7305 members with over 2175.6225769231 bitcoins are trusting us!
17:08 kakobrekla and we still pay the 3% daily profit - we are legit
17:08 kakobrekla --
17:08 fluffypony you have to buy Fluffcoins
17:09 Apocalyptic Fluffmaid imo
17:09 fluffypony lol
17:09 fluffypony SafeFluff
17:09 bitcoinpete fluffereum
17:09 fluffypony then you can use your SafeFluffs to trade on Fluffmade
17:09 fluffypony or sell shares on Myfluffyium Local Trader
17:09 bitcoinpete and buy on fluffstamp
17:09 Apocalyptic where is that from kako ?
17:10 fluffypony kakobrekla: sounds like a typical HYIP
17:10 kakobrekla Apocalyptic , the best forum in the universe (fuck maddox yeah) many hater here but our statistic say all:
17:10 kakobrekla 7305 members with over 2175.6225769231 bitcoins are trusting us!
17:10 kakobrekla and we still pay the 3% daily profit - we are legit
17:10 kakobrekla o fuck
17:10 kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=610197.msg7278003#msg7278003
17:10 assbot Btc-Banker.Com new hybrid cloud, safe and profitable wallet
17:10 kakobrekla bad paste there sorry.
17:10 Apocalyptic ty
17:11 Apocalyptic url says it all, I see nao
17:12 kakobrekla fluffypony you gonna do GLFSE too ?
17:13 fluffypony LOL
17:13 fluffypony BitcoinFlourse
17:13 * davout tips some floge to kakobrekla fluffypony bitcoinpete and Apocalyptic
17:13 davout let's invite flotcoin and have some fun
17:14 kakobrekla floge?
17:14 kakobrekla ;;ud floge
17:14 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Floge | The hole left behind from a penis piercing, a derogatory term for any real douche- bag (man that Matt Damon is such a floge)
17:14 fluffypony Flogecoin of course
17:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32100 @ 0.00082576 = 26.5069 BTC [-] {2}
17:14 fluffypony or that...
17:17 davout <+fluffypony> Flogecoin of course <<< this
17:18 davout floge -> "The hole left behind from a penis piercing" <<< don't forget to floss!
17:20 fluffypony LOL
17:20 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: fluffypony you spend entirely too much time on usagi. << is that possible?
17:20 fluffypony so after S.LIMBS I think mircea_popescu is going to have to do an F.LUFFY
17:20 bitcoinpete laugh a day...
17:21 bitcoinpete f.luffy: the enterprise solution for the starship enterprise
17:21 fluffypony LOL
17:22 dub f.luffer a spinoff from klyemax
17:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29200 @ 0.00082988 = 24.2325 BTC [+] {2}
17:23 bitcoinpete spaceporn
17:23 bitcoinpete now we're talking
17:23 Apocalyptic dat klye...
17:23 bitcoinpete we can americanize that japanese shit
17:24 jurov africanize
17:24 jurov like, hentai with black characters?
17:27 fluffypony hah hah
17:27 fluffypony F.LUFF - First Best Greatest Africanized Spacepronz
17:27 dub ;;ud fluffer
17:27 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fluffer | fluffer. (noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform. Where's my ...
17:28 davout dub: lmao
17:30 bitcoinpete jurov: precisely. then sell it back to the chinese civilizers there
17:33 benkay http://www.usmarshals.gov/assets/2014/bitcoins/
17:33 assbot USMS Asset Forfeiture Sale
17:34 mike_c oh wow
17:34 mircea_popescu !up sHINOBI_CZ
17:35 kakobrekla -assets should make a bid, like 29500.
17:36 mike_c !bid 29501
17:36 bitcoinpete "On Monday, June 30, 2014, by 5:00 P.M. EST, the USMS will notify the winning bidder/bidders that their bid/bids has/have been selected."
17:36 mircea_popescu kakobrekla so is this bccb v2.0 ?
17:36 fluffypony kakobrekla: you need $200k as a deposit just to bid
17:36 jborkl mike_c would you give me your opinion of the blue blocks on bcoinnews
17:36 kakobrekla fluffypony so?
17:37 mike_c this does not include DPR coins, so.. they don't have control of them?
17:37 dub ;;market sell 29501
17:37 gribble Bitstamp | A market order to sell 29501 bitcoins right now would net 9166242.2850 USD and would take the last price down to 1.4500 USD, resulting in an average price of 310.7095 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 26.0473 seconds
17:37 jborkl like or no like
17:37 kakobrekla no, just offer btc straight
17:37 bitcoinpete ;;market buy 29501
17:37 gribble Bitstamp | This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 18158.097 bitcoins, for a total of 19094927.9273 USD and take the price to 99999.9900. | Data vintage: 45.2129 seconds
17:37 kakobrekla no conversion.
17:37 davout nice dip! x.eur to the moon!
17:37 fluffypony lol
17:37 kakobrekla its gonna be the highest bid.
17:37 BingoBoingo http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2014/06/target_breach_cyberinsurance_is_a_mess.html
17:37 assbot Target breach: Cyberinsurance is a mess.
17:38 mircea_popescu <dub> f.luffer a spinoff from klyemax << lol
17:38 kakobrekla mircea_popescu you mean the bankster ?
17:38 bitcoinpete this sale will provide some of the best price signal in months
17:38 mike_c "Transfer Fees. Any transfer fees associated with the transfer of the bitcoins will be paid by the buyer."
17:39 kakobrekla o fuck then we are out.
17:39 mircea_popescu "The USMS will not transfer bitcoins to an obscene public address, a public address apparently in a country restricted by the Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC), a public address apparently associated with terrorism, other criminal activities, or otherwise hostile to the United States."
17:40 mircea_popescu someone warned them about BingoBoingo buying it
17:40 mircea_popescu kakobrekla yeah
17:40 BingoBoingo lol
17:40 mike_c hah! kako's bid doesn't count. i'm lowering my bid to 29499
17:40 mircea_popescu why wouldn't it cunt?
17:40 mike_c he's a foreigner.
17:41 fluffypony so they won't transfer it to my 1fuck address?
17:41 fluffypony disappointing.
17:41 kakobrekla anyway at the rate btc is going this will be pocket money by friday
17:41 BingoBoingo wait fluffypony you've never seen my vanity address?
17:42 fluffypony BingoBoingo: no?
17:42 BingoBoingo 1LvCuntsJyFFQsLuJhBXBPokbQa7SAyMr4
17:42 fluffypony LOL
17:42 mircea_popescu "its very easy to fuck members serious, hard work -please dont talk shit without any evidence."
17:43 mike_c i hope warren buys them all
17:43 mircea_popescu scammer : here's a link to a list of registered businesses. we're the 5th
17:43 mircea_popescu forum dumb : a tyvm that does a lot.
17:45 Apocalyptic ^
17:45 BingoBoingo http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/06/man-arrested-for-parodying-mayor-on-twitter-files-civil-rights-lawsuit/
17:45 assbot Man arrested for parodying mayor on Twitter files civil rights lawsuit | Ars Technica
17:46 mircea_popescu "BurtW - be honest and say the true, nobody scammed you, you sent to a other address your bitcoins"
17:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17100 @ 0.00082565 = 14.1186 BTC [-]
17:46 mircea_popescu burt is kinda putting the elbow grease in huh
17:47 BingoBoingo Where is this conversation like thing?
17:49 BingoBoingo Actual auction dealbreaker "All interested parties must first register with the USMS."
17:50 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo it's piss anyway. some us side fund will buy it, sell it to us, then lose the records. usms can suck it.
17:52 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: And through all of this the Marshalls will be powerless to keep the coins from vulgar addresses that have yet to be imagined.
17:53 fluffypony "We are in violent agreement."
17:53 fluffypony lol
17:55 Apocalyptic I don't even...
17:56 pankkake davout: but no VIP section?
17:57 pankkake wow btc going down
17:57 TheNewDeal I hope the price drops like a rock until that auction then just skyrockets back up
17:57 pankkake understandable, no one should take their users serisously
17:57 pankkake well I bought at 480 EUR, hoping to quickly trade it. anothe fail
17:58 pankkake as long as bitcointalk is a thing btc will stay <1000
17:59 davout pankkake: dem sikrit sections i see -> http://i.imgur.com/wqy9zV2.png
17:59 pankkake oh, so a VIP restricted thing. nothing about me in that one?
17:59 jborkl 6 in a row for ghash
17:59 mircea_popescu <TheNewDeal> I hope the price drops like a rock until that auction then just skyrockets back up << lol
18:00 pankkake somehow I feel usagi knew something, and that's why he deleted his post about me "deleting" my posts
18:01 Apocalyptic <pankkake> somehow I feel usagi knew something // I have trouble to believe that
18:01 pankkake lol
18:01 kakobrekla maybe he knew the window isnt real.
18:01 davout pankkake: the guy is vip?
18:01 pankkake I thought it was the spoon
18:01 pankkake davout: all scammers are vip
18:02 kakobrekla or mods!
18:02 davout i really don't get the fetish -assets has for this usagi guy
18:02 pankkake I'm not kidding, the majority of them ran scams
18:02 davout kakobrekla: OR FRENCH
18:02 kakobrekla :D
18:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 53 @ 0.0238 = 1.2614 BTC [-]
18:02 pankkake davout: me neither, they just haven't kept up with the new breed of fail
18:02 pankkake it's just that usagi is "still there"
18:02 mircea_popescu <davout> i really don't get the fetish -assets has for this usagi guy << he's diligently stupid and has been for a long time.
18:02 mircea_popescu our very own ito calculus expert.
18:02 davout mircea_popescu: at least he's reliable
18:03 mircea_popescu in this.
18:03 pankkake but you know there's a guy with huge green trust that still has posts saying pirate isn't a ponzi
18:03 Apocalyptic pankkake, shocking !
18:03 mircea_popescu http://pastebin.com/mKui8iHr
18:03 assbot Sep 05 00:10:53 *copumpkin throws usagi an ito integral Sep 05 00:12:22 <mirce - Pastebin.com
18:03 Apocalyptic the forum is a cesspool
18:03 pankkake pretty much all VIPs defaulted at some point
18:05 chetty http://www.usmarshals.gov/assets/2014/bitcoins/
18:05 assbot USMS Asset Forfeiture Sale
18:05 mircea_popescu chetty logs :D
18:05 TheNewDeal chetty https://imgflip.com/i/9iu9z
18:05 assbot Image tagged in lawgs - Imgflip
18:05 pankkake lol
18:05 TheNewDeal I'm gonna try and promote that one for the next week or so
18:06 TheNewDeal be forwarned
18:06 chetty lmao take an hour off and I{m way behind around here
18:06 pankkake "Cash. The bid must be an all cash offer. Bids that are contingent on financing terms of any kind will not be considered." eh
18:06 jborkl davout : Usagi came up with the zero risk asset class - class a is owned by class b - class b is owned by class c and class c owns a and b so there is no risk
18:06 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal not bad
18:07 TheNewDeal oh my gosh. 200k is forfeited to the USMS if you don't secure a bid
18:08 fluffypony mircea_popescu: wow 2012 logs
18:08 mircea_popescu fluffypony sure.
18:08 fluffypony didn't realise he's been an ass-hat for *that* long
18:08 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, so much pretense in that usagi log extract
18:08 davout mircea_popescu: haha nice paste
18:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.02372075 = 0.2372 BTC [-]
18:08 TheNewDeal nvm read that wrong
18:08 davout pankkake: didn't find much
18:08 Apocalyptic Seems like he dropped it by now
18:08 fluffypony my favourite thing about those logs is how dub hasn't changed
18:09 davout pankkake: he did start a "Donator money" thread but that's about it
18:09 fluffypony Apocalyptic: he told me that *I don't even know* the stuff he's working on, and by trolling *I've messed up and am going to miss out big* on his super-sekrit stuff
18:10 davout wasn't he that guy that wanted to start some sort of pottery-related business?
18:12 pankkake if he's writting a web wallet as he claims, he will have a hard tard convincing he's not inputs.io 2.0
18:12 pankkake anyway, the web wallets fails make me sad. I think offchain transactions have their uses
18:12 Apocalyptic which he obviously is
18:12 fluffypony when that comes up he says he's not writing a web wallet and "you don't even KNOW the stuff I'm writing that's so amazing it'll make the queen's testicles fall off"
18:12 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
18:14 dub davout: eskimobob
18:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.06992995 = 0.2797 BTC [-] {4}
18:15 davout dub: oic
18:15 dub he IPO'd a pottery kiln
18:16 fluffypony lol
18:16 kakobrekla in ltc.
18:16 davout fluffypony: was looking at usagi's last posts, laughed at the "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" pic, then i looked at who posted it :D
18:17 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic that's how 2012 was all around. that's how people like hearn and maxwell ended up with the notion they're useful or whatever.
18:17 fluffypony davout: sometimes I'm inspired to troll :-P
18:17 mircea_popescu <fluffypony> my favourite thing about those logs is how dub hasn't changed << yup he still delivers.
18:17 davout hory shet, last trade at 411 EUR on BC
18:17 pankkake why can't you manipulate the price davout :(
18:17 pankkake or at least tell me in advance
18:17 pankkake scam!
18:18 mircea_popescu lol
18:18 kakobrekla ask me
18:18 davout pankkake: go introduce yourself in the losers thread i guess
18:18 TheNewDeal ;;ticker
18:18 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 558.02, Best ask: 560.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.98000, Last trade: 555.55, 24 hour volume: 16603.12684761, 24 hour low: 555.55, 24 hour high: 630.36, 24 hour vwap: 602.737963932
18:18 davout XD
18:18 TheNewDeal oooo loving it
18:18 kakobrekla i unloaded some at 480
18:18 kakobrekla need to buy a new fridge.
18:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.249 = 1.743 BTC [-] {2}
18:20 mike_c who wants to buy a spy house?
18:20 mike_c http://www.usmarshals.gov/news/chron/2013/041213.htm
18:20 assbot U.S. Marshals Selling Russian Spy House in New Jersey
18:21 mthreat i'm not sure which is funner to look at, bitpremier or US Marshals
18:21 mircea_popescu lol
18:22 mircea_popescu The house is listed for sale at $444,900 through Fast Track Real Estate Co. of Waldwick, N.J. Built in 1950, the 1,830 square-foot house has four bedrooms, one and a half bathrooms, a recently-updated kitchen, a garage and an unfinished basement.
18:22 mircea_popescu ill be damned if i pay half a million paperthings for something with "one and a half" bathrooms
18:23 mike_c no no, you just pay $10k and live a life of indentured servitude to the bank.
18:23 Azelphur I'm just imagining a bathroom with a half-cylinder toilet and 50% of a shower
18:24 mike_c is this not a thing outside US? half-bath means no shower.
18:24 mircea_popescu mike_c 4 bedrooms, that's what, between 6 and 12 people ?
18:24 mircea_popescu mike_c all us baths are half baths to begin with
18:24 mircea_popescu no bidet
18:24 mike_c hehe
18:24 Azelphur mike_c: never heard that in UK, also we generally have no bathrooms without a shower, usually it's the bath that gets dropped
18:25 mike_c 4 bedrooms to me means: master bdrm (2 people), two kids room (2 people), and an office.
18:25 mircea_popescu so it's 4 rooms basically.
18:26 mike_c well, four walled off rooms with doors.
18:26 mike_c then living room/dining room/kitchen/laundry room, etc.
18:26 mike_c plus a basement! it's a steal.
18:26 mircea_popescu i dun see it.
18:26 Apocalyptic unfinished
18:27 mike_c montclair is ritzy. pricey town.
18:28 mircea_popescu what's so ritzy about it ? seems a dorm town like any other
18:28 mircea_popescu does it have some world class cabaret i never heard of or something ?
18:29 mike_c it's got old money. enormous mansions.
18:29 mircea_popescu yes but what's that do for me ?
18:29 mike_c you get to mow their lawns for money.
18:29 mike_c plus the schools are good (comparatively), etc.
18:30 mircea_popescu so basically this is a parent scam thing.
18:30 mike_c yes
18:30 mike_c parents and russian spies
18:30 mircea_popescu "come live in this shitty house that's overpriced instead of underpriced as it should be, because you pay less-than-class for out-of-class items, always. just so you can imagine your kids get better education"
18:31 mircea_popescu if people used the noggin, a 10k house in a neighbourhood with 30k average houses would sell for 9 not for 11
18:31 mircea_popescu it can be 11 when it's in the 3k average neighbourhood
18:31 mircea_popescu (and is, for that matter)
18:32 mike_c here 10k house in 30k neighborhood sells for 25
18:33 mike_c and 10k house in 3k neighborhood sells for 5
18:33 davout mike_c: "you get to mow their lawns for money." <<< or feincoin
18:33 dub here 10k hours in 30k hood sells for 90k
18:33 mircea_popescu <mike_c> and 10k house in 3k neighborhood sells for 5 < no it doesn't
18:33 mircea_popescu all the best-in-class mansions are overpriced for being best-in-class
18:34 mircea_popescu you think the guy with the "largest house in north hollywood" is taking a discount because it's so big ?
18:34 mircea_popescu he expects (and gets) a premium
18:36 Bet placed: 2.5 BTC for No on "Bitcoin price above $800 before July" http://bitbet.us/bet/799/ Odds: 21(Y):79(N) by coin, 28(Y):72(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.06199681 BTC. Current weight: 17,391.
18:37 pankkake gay
18:37 fluffypony lame
18:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SHA] 5 @ 0.042 = 0.21 BTC
18:41 TheNewDeal sketchy bet made it past the mods http://bitbet.us/bet/901/fifa-world-cup-2014-goal-in-under-10/#c3060
18:41 assbot BitBet - FIFA World Cup 2014: goal in under 10 mins :: 0.09 B (68%) on Yes, 0.04 B (32%) on No | closing in 3 weeks 5 days | weight: 96`193 (100`000 to 1)
18:44 TheNewDeal oh my price is just jumping around, so fun
18:46 pankkake 0031 penguirker> .131 BTC @ 406.00 EUR ▼ 24H LOW
18:46 pankkake 0045 penguirker> .120 BTC @ 445.00 EUR ▲
18:46 pankkake lol bitcoin-central liquidity
18:46 pankkake 0046 penguirker> .200 BTC @ 415.00 EUR ▼
18:47 kakobrekla bitcoin central is not scammy enough, no vol.
18:48 mike_c nobody made that ISIL takes baghdad bet huh. looking interesting.
18:49 fluffypony pankkake: you're supposed to follow that up with "b-c is bankrupt! forum mod is scammerz!"
18:49 pankkake but forum mod is scammer
18:50 * jurov sold for 494 this time xD
18:52 benkay ;;ticker
18:52 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 575.5, Best ask: 575.61, Bid-ask spread: 0.11000, Last trade: 575.61, 24 hour volume: 21827.38410632, 24 hour low: 550.61, 24 hour high: 630.36, 24 hour vwap: 595.568343633
18:53 davout pankkake: 15 EUR spread, looks legit
18:53 davout the advantage is that everybody knows bc is definitely not faking volume :D
18:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5879 @ 0.00082574 = 4.8545 BTC [+]
18:56 penguirker New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/butterflylabs-deploying-cloud-mining-next-week-imperial-card-needs-additional-revisions/
18:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 21 @ 0.02341 = 0.4916 BTC [+]
18:57 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
18:57 gribble Current Blocks: 305489 | Current Difficulty: 1.1756551916903952E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 306431 | Next Difficulty In: 942 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 13 hours, 46 minutes, and 30 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 12463166408.2 | Estimated Percent Change: 6.01039
18:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0023302 = 0.233 BTC [-]
19:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 63 @ 0.0231492 = 1.4584 BTC [-] {4}
19:01 TheNewDeal LO
19:01 TheNewDeal :O
19:02 TheNewDeal using $615 predrop and $580 current price, the US Marshalls has lost approximately $1 Million USD since their announcement a few hours ago.
19:03 benkay nobody ever accused a bureaucrat of understanding the implications of their actions except maybe mircea_popescu
19:03 benkay ;;google regulator disproportionate
19:03 gribble USFDA penalties on Indian pharma cos disproportionate, Anand ...: <http://www.firstbiz.com/corporate/usfda-penalties-indian-pharma-cos-disproportionate-anand-sharma-complains-75841.html>; Issues In Regulating the Price Level - Regulation Body of Knowledge: <http://regulationbodyofknowledge.org/price-level-regulation/issues-in-regulating-the-price-level/>; India says US FDA imposed (1 more message)
19:03 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal wasn't it more like 650 ?
19:03 benkay ;;google regulator disproportionate trilema
19:03 gribble World Energy Trilemma - World Energy Council: <http://www.worldenergy.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/2013-Time-to-get-real-the-agenda-for-change.pdf>; Notification of close period, value programme and household ...: <http://sse.com/newsandviews/allarticles/2014/03/notification-of-close-period,-value-programme-and-household-energy-prices-in-great-britain/>; Full-year results statement - (1 more message)
19:03 benkay eh
19:04 BingoBoingo http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/its-time-publicly-execute-ronald-mcdonald-239
19:04 assbot Its Time To Publicly Execute Ronald McDonald · Clickhole
19:04 mike_c don't tweet that link, you'll get banned
19:06 pankkake I was one of the few kids that never went to mcdonalds
19:06 pankkake and since I wasn't brainwashed early, I can't make it past the smell
19:07 pankkake I'm not sure it's smell. it's like greasy air
19:07 pankkake you can sense humidity, and you can sense greasidity
19:08 fluffypony lol
19:08 fluffypony greasidity
19:09 mircea_popescu pankkake> I'm not sure it's smell. it's like greasy air << it's the smell. boiled hooves.
19:11 pankkake I used to walk past a mcdo every day. it was like 100 meters away, but it was down to the road I was on - it fucking stinked
19:12 pankkake working there = worst than a nuclear plant
19:13 BingoBoingo At least the nuclear plant acknowledges they handle hazardous substances.
19:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88687 @ 0.00081908 = 72.6417 BTC [-] {4}
19:13 pankkake exactly
19:13 kakobrekla eh, bigmac is only mildly radioactive.
19:15 kakobrekla you dont even have to clean your teeth with http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/510doramad.png afterwards
19:16 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
19:16 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 555.35, Best ask: 556.32, Bid-ask spread: 0.97000, Last trade: 555.0, 24 hour volume: 23591.28559995, 24 hour low: 550.0, 24 hour high: 630.36, 24 hour vwap: 593.12308676
19:16 mircea_popescu ;;calc 10 / 600
19:16 gribble 0.0166666666667
19:23 fluffypony http://pastebin.com/ufNLW7xZ
19:23 assbot My risk assessment of Bitstamp - Pastebin.com
19:26 kakobrekla takes them a long time to do 1+1
19:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.070706 = 0.9192 BTC [+]
19:29 mircea_popescu mike_c http://trilema.com/2014/introducing-the-d-series/ there it is
19:29 assbot Introducing the D. series pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
19:29 mircea_popescu now what was yur prediction ?
19:30 benkay someone tweet at these jackholes for me: https://twitter.com/discourse
19:30 assbot Discourse (discourse) auf Twitter
19:30 benkay "hijacking in browser page search is a crime punisheable by FUUUUUUU"
19:31 mike_c oh geez
19:31 TheNewDeal found a good line in that "risk assessment"
19:31 TheNewDeal I've not talked about Bitfinex since this isn't a sales pitch for them. I've not talked about how they offer leveraged margin trade as well as normal exchange. Nor have I talked about the p2p lending platform where people who don't want to trade can earn swap interest on USD or BTC balance. I've also not mentioned the 5 order types they have: limit
19:31 TheNewDeal , market, stop, trailing stop, fill or kill; nor about the OCO orders or hidden orders. Bitfinex is truly way ahead of the curve.
19:31 mike_c i was way off. even with my backup guess
19:32 davout TheNewDeal: yeah, that was amazing
19:32 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
19:32 davout fluffypony: fun fact, it's also run by a french dude
19:32 mike_c my guess was that mpex picked up a new strategic investor.
19:32 mircea_popescu what, unnanounced ?!
19:32 mike_c well, unannounced yet!
19:32 mircea_popescu not happening, that sort of thing. they come and line up when i say
19:32 mircea_popescu not the fucking other way around.
19:33 mircea_popescu gotta maintain marketplace discipline, as well as all know our own place in this world.
19:33 mircea_popescu fluffypony he's also not mentioning the part where bitfinex is a scam ran by the marginally retarded on stolen code.
19:34 mircea_popescu uh i mean TheNewDeal
19:34 TheNewDeal hahaha
19:34 mircea_popescu "24/04/2014 Since so many people are asking privately about my opinion of BTC/USD price direction so I thought I would write something for everyone."
19:35 mircea_popescu leaving aside the part where his "opinions" turn out to be wrong, "hits:533"
19:35 mircea_popescu ya dude, totally so many people. it's like a downpour of people.
19:35 mircea_popescu good thing he hosted it on pastebin with like the minimal features and all, i know of no server setups even dedicated that could have served 533 people since april.
19:36 mike_c well, 1 btc ain't what it used to be anyway :)
19:36 mike_c https://blockchain.info/tx/e6a777345ccb5e65ca496a1ef123710f5f17f21d695563be47d1846635cf20d3
19:36 assbot Bitcoin Transaction e6a777345ccb5e65ca496a1ef123710f5f17f21d695563be47d1846635cf20d3
19:36 mike_c hopefully that's the right address and not some haxor
19:37 mircea_popescu o shit i totally forgot about the bet
19:38 mircea_popescu you were nuts giving me even odds on a prop like that btw. i mean srsly, am i known for predictability or what,.
19:38 kakobrekla lol mike_c , ty!
19:38 mike_c it was for charity
19:38 mircea_popescu a that, yeah.
19:39 mircea_popescu i think we're seriously the most charitable people in bitcoin :D
19:39 mircea_popescu also first and biggest.
19:40 mircea_popescu txn 43
19:40 mircea_popescu there goes...
19:44 mircea_popescu mike_c when you say backup guess, do you mean you had two human language strings hash to the same md5 ?
19:44 mike_c no, just i had another thought about what it might be that wasn't in the hash (or the bet)
19:44 mircea_popescu aok
19:44 BingoBoingo It's not unimaginable... For that md4 would have made more sense though
19:44 mircea_popescu secret ?
19:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40000 @ 0.00082574 = 33.0296 BTC [+]
19:45 mike_c not secret, but haven't i been wrong enough today? :)
19:45 mircea_popescu hehe k
19:45 * mike_c wriggles off hook
19:46 mircea_popescu im curious as a cat what can you ask of me.
19:46 mike_c now i'm thinking about how to combine x.eur and d.bpay..
19:46 mike_c but i guess they are both short BTC
19:47 mircea_popescu so buy one sell the other logically
19:47 mike_c can't sell either
19:47 mike_c i can't create either one
19:48 mircea_popescu bitch @davout, iirc he had some method
19:48 davout not for dirty muricans
19:48 mircea_popescu or borrow from someone who holds either
19:49 mike_c after all the nice things i said about frenchies today.
19:49 penguirker New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/introducing-the-d-series/
19:49 davout mike_c: :3
19:49 davout that was the first thought i had when reading the d.bpay example
19:50 davout buying it would be at the same time betting on bitpay's success and against btc appreciation
19:50 mircea_popescu ;;seen bugpowder
19:50 gribble bugpowder was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 13 weeks, 6 days, 21 hours, 26 minutes, and 54 seconds ago: <Bugpowder> Whee... http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/profile/SatoshiNakamoto
19:51 mircea_popescu davout the people who invested in bitpay took the same bet really.
19:51 mircea_popescu instead of buying btc for their 30mn.
19:51 mircea_popescu leaving aside the fact that they very well can't buy even 10mn worth of btc.
19:51 davout how did people bet against btc by investing in bitpay?
19:51 mike_c well they can now.
19:51 mike_c ;;calc 30000 * [ticker --last]
19:52 gribble 17237400
19:52 mircea_popescu davout the same way you would by investing in bitpay.
19:52 davout i'm either understanding this wrong, or parsing it wrong
19:52 davout hopefully if i do both i benefit from double negative
19:52 mike_c like you just said.. it's a bet on bitpay and against btc appreciation.
19:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3321 @ 0.00082574 = 2.7423 BTC [+]
19:53 davout you mean it's betting against btc because you pick a bitpay investment over a btc investment?
19:53 mike_c right.
19:53 mircea_popescu davout yes, because they're fuckwitted leeches and instead of helping grow btc they just try to leech it for fiat profit.
19:54 mircea_popescu much like mtgox in its heyday.
19:54 nubbins` ^
19:54 davout i was understanding this a bit differently
19:54 kakobrekla stamp is doing same.
19:54 mircea_popescu sure.
19:55 mircea_popescu davout i know. that's kinda how the mpex synthetics ruin the life of these people : they make understanding what's going on so much easier.
19:55 davout the way i was understanding it was "investing in potato crops is betting against btc appreciation" or at least depreciation of btc relative to potato crops
19:56 mircea_popescu right
19:56 mircea_popescu mike_c also, this is a dilemma crafted for your shoesize. so, reits are bad right ? how about seits ? where s stands for ... shit i guess.
19:56 davout right as in "you got it" or right as in "oh god, where do we start?"
19:56 mircea_popescu "not even real" estate.
19:56 mircea_popescu davout right as in what you say is true but it doesn't have much to do with the previous
19:57 mike_c i will be interested to see how low you have to sell it to get buyers
19:57 mircea_popescu i'm not incentivised to sell it too low, i don't need the liquidity.
19:57 mircea_popescu it's sufficient for my strategic needs for it to be under par.
19:57 davout for all you know they might be keeping fees in btc, no?
19:58 mircea_popescu davout sure. so ?
19:58 davout that'd imply a correlation between their value and the btc fiat rate
19:58 mircea_popescu only to the most naive of perspectives.
19:59 mircea_popescu obviously they're not cash-positive if they need 30mn now on top of the 10mn before and the 2.8mn before that or w/e it was.
19:59 mike_c if they were profitable enough they wouldn't have taken investment..
19:59 mike_c damnit
19:59 mircea_popescu they're just neobee in slow motion basically.
19:59 mircea_popescu lol
19:59 mircea_popescu mike_c and notice that my lines are so very much longer too :D
19:59 mike_c i was doing something else
19:59 mircea_popescu so was i
19:59 mircea_popescu and she just came
20:00 Bet placed: 4 BTC for No on "BTC worth over $5000 before 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/716/ Odds: 32(Y):68(N) by coin, 35(Y):65(N) by weight. Total bet: 17.30076814 BTC. Current weight: 54,089.
20:00 mike_c fwiw, they seem to have better management than neobee
20:00 * mircea_popescu sings .. i'm the king of the repartee, the asshole vip...
20:00 mike_c but that is saying very little
20:00 mircea_popescu mike_c sure. hence the slow motion.
20:00 mike_c yeah
20:01 mircea_popescu i don't even recall, did they publish their total processed / gross fees for q1 ? 2013 ? anything ?
20:01 davout well maybe the reason for taking investment is not that they're unprofitable, but that they need it to grow faster, am i missing something obvious to discrimnate between those two?
20:01 mike_c what about acquisitions? that is a common exit path and could make money for fiat investors.
20:01 mircea_popescu i know they keep derping about how merchants went from 4k to 40k, but... w/e
20:01 mircea_popescu davout yes, the neobee connection
20:01 mircea_popescu mike_c private acquisition is also scam.
20:02 mike_c davout: point is they aren't cash-flow positive, so they can't be socking away a pile of btc.
20:02 mircea_popescu for that matter, in no acquihire do the investors see a dime
20:02 mike_c no acquihire, sure. but there are profitable acquisitions (for the acquiree)
20:02 davout mike_c: they published the figures?
20:02 mircea_popescu mike_c they're rare.
20:03 mike_c davout: they are spending more than they make. this is why they need investment. be it for growth, does not matter. they are still spending more then they make.
20:03 mike_c mircea_popescu: see whatsapp
20:03 davout mike_c: yeah, i understand "cash-flow negative" :D
20:03 mircea_popescu the best construction for btc value conservation is if their management is good enough to copy s.mg, and basically they just take the investment turn it to btc and wait
20:03 mircea_popescu this we know they're not doing.
20:04 BingoBoingo First they call MP a pornographer, then they call him a scammer, later the ignore him... Next they call MP a witch?
20:04 davout the question i'm asking is "how do you know?"
20:04 mike_c because they keep taking investments. you don't sell pieces of your company for money you don't need.
20:04 mircea_popescu mike_c yeah ok, sure. facebook is paying 20bn for bitpay because gallipi & his sister gave zuck such good rusty trombones.
20:05 davout mike_c: makes sense, ty!
20:05 mircea_popescu lol on 5th pass
20:05 TheNewDeal this is going horrible. Just tossed some chicken on the stove and now I have to take a shit. Running around the kitchen trying to hold everything in before I can flip
20:05 mircea_popescu be sure to take the time to type
20:05 TheNewDeal need something to concentrate on. refuse to flip chicken early
20:06 mircea_popescu do you know what peristalsis means ?
20:06 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo shouldn't it be wizard ?
20:06 mircea_popescu i'm not a woman
20:06 fluffypony bed time, yo
20:07 fluffypony night all
20:07 mircea_popescu later
20:07 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: But they refuse to acknowledge that as well
20:08 davout aren't there legitimate cases where companies need to raise repeatedly because their current positive cash-flow is not sufficient to address the market as it could be addressed?
20:08 mircea_popescu hm i guess you're right
20:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30800 @ 0.00082963 = 25.5526 BTC [+] {2}
20:08 mircea_popescu davout in theory.
20:08 davout i guess not for bitpay
20:08 davout you don't need 10x more engineers to process 10x more payments
20:08 mircea_popescu once they start laying down rail track and optic fiber...
20:10 davout i guess that's closer to what you were explaining initially
20:15 davout just had a look at their "team" page
20:16 davout 31 employees
20:16 davout they must be burning quite some cash
20:17 nubbins` ^
20:17 mircea_popescu from what i hear this 30mn bought them a lease on life worth about a year.
20:18 kakobrekla wheres the easiest to check btc price for june 2012
20:19 kakobrekla o wait nvm
20:19 ThickAsThieves i dunno, this concept of bitcoin services doing a NASDAQ/NYSE IPO, seems somehow naturally unlikely
20:19 midnightmagic also, on that team page, manuel araoz builds software that attacks bitcoin
20:19 * asciilifeform read log - floored
20:20 asciilifeform S.FUSSA!
20:20 * ThickAsThieves scrapes asciilifeform from the ground.
20:20 asciilifeform ('former')
20:20 mircea_popescu hm ?
20:20 BingoBoingo Another problem with Bitpay is they have a habit of hiring "names" http://www.coindesk.com/elizabeth-ploshay-joins-bitpay/
20:20 assbot Bitcoin Foundation Board Member Elizabeth Ploshay Joins BitPay
20:20 ThickAsThieves oh geez...
20:20 davout mircea_popescu: well, if you count $10k/month/person that's like 3.6mn/year in salary, that's not *that* much compared to what they raised, and they haven't been 30 for that long o a time i'd assume
20:21 ThickAsThieves she did seem to be a decent little worker bee for btcf at the conference
20:21 midnightmagic inb4 someone finds englund's rehire
20:21 ThickAsThieves but i cant imagine what she;d offer bitpay
20:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2421 = 0.7263 BTC [-]
20:21 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Continued BTCFundnation goodwill...
20:21 mircea_popescu kakobrekla http://bitcoincharts.com/charts/ set to 2 years load raw data ?
20:21 assbot Bitcoin Charts / Charts
20:21 dub she seemed retarded in the 'election' interview
20:21 Apocalyptic heh
20:22 mircea_popescu <midnightmagic> inb4 someone finds englund's rehire << lol k/
20:22 nubbins` ^^
20:22 kakobrekla i found that rtbtc goes back enough
20:22 ThickAsThieves <+BingoBoingo> ThickAsThieves: Continued BTCFundnation goodwill... /// isnt bitpay already a plutonium level supernode sponsor member?
20:22 mircea_popescu lol
20:22 kakobrekla also check this out, 2 years or derping
20:22 kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=86854.msg7279537#msg7279537
20:22 assbot [NastyFans.org] NASTY MINING | POOL | COINS
20:22 kakobrekla 60% loss
20:22 kakobrekla if my maff is right.
20:23 mircea_popescu lol
20:23 bloctoc if bitpay takes 3 days to receive the fiat. That's a loan essentially in BTC to be repaid in USD. so, they're shorting btc and will always be shorting the bigger they get.
20:23 mircea_popescu kinda
20:23 ThickAsThieves meh
20:23 ThickAsThieves a flimsy point
20:23 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: re: ad-hoc ir spectrometer discussion: no dice. not that you can't train, e.g. neural net to distinguish mdma from shoe polish - you can. but the objective of identifying synthesis byproducts (basement lab folks rarely bother with recrystallization) - this one takes actual brains.
20:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's a toy.
20:24 ThickAsThieves ascii, i finished anathem, thanks
20:24 asciilifeform a toy that will hasten the owner's death, if used as theorized here
20:24 asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: fun
20:25 mircea_popescu the owner is already swallowing random dusts from strangers.
20:25 mircea_popescu hard to hasten
20:25 asciilifeform 'risk homeostasis'
20:26 mircea_popescu <davout> mircea_popescu: well, if you count $10k/month/person that's like 3.6mn/year in salary, that's not *that* much compared to what they raised, and they haven't been 30 for that long o a time i'd assume << you know the donner party also wasn't as large before as it was at the point it starved to death.
20:26 ThickAsThieves and to whomever recommended Antifragile, it was exactly the next book I was looking for, great so far
20:26 mircea_popescu it is a great book
20:27 asciilifeform so far my favourite taleb is that link mp posted earlier
20:27 ThickAsThieves it puts into words concepts ive always kinda had theories about
20:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah this is an interesting point. people believe [because they're trained in school to believe and they never examine it ?] that the "proper" form is and they're at their best in book form
20:28 davout mircea_popescu: donner?
20:28 mircea_popescu whereas an uncombed, out of bed appearance like those notes is actually better according to the readers
20:28 mircea_popescu which is kinda why blogs beat books.
20:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.24001 BTC [-]
20:29 mircea_popescu davout some dudes, tried to traverse the utah salt marshes, died.
20:29 mircea_popescu and this is perhaps the first time i used "dude" in its proper fucking sense in this chan. go me.
20:29 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-03-2014&bots=true#548272
20:29 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
20:29 asciilifeform ^ earlier discussion of items like the taleb notes
20:29 davout mircea_popescu: tried dictionary, should've tried wikipedia instead XD
20:30 mircea_popescu i dare say the taleb notes and the gangue of great minds found at their burial are not the same
20:30 ThickAsThieves thx
20:30 asciilifeform quite true, not the same. which is why it's a crying shame gauss, etc. didn't get to print their notebooks while at their best
20:30 mircea_popescu i wonder if taleb reads this line before he dies.
20:31 asciilifeform doesn't much matter, he already 'did the right thing'
20:31 mircea_popescu sure.
20:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53400 @ 0.000831 = 44.3754 BTC [+] {2}
20:32 bloctoc I don't wish to be pedantic, but the donner party did not just die, they ate each other.
20:32 ThickAsThieves i'm totally ignorant of taleb other than gaining a familiarity of his name from you guys over the months
20:32 ThickAsThieves he paints himself as disliked by his peers, is that the case?
20:32 mircea_popescu "IPO - 6/12/12 Seat Price: $1.54 BTC Distributed: 0
20:32 mircea_popescu Now - 6/12/14 Seat Price: $22.20 BTC Distributed: 0.056 BTC
20:32 mircea_popescu Thanks everyone for the incredible amount of support on this project! I hope we're just getting started."
20:32 mircea_popescu ahaha epic. EVERYONE MADE ROI HAND OVER FIST!!11
20:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.24001 = 0.72 BTC [-]
20:33 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves he doesn't have peers.
20:33 ThickAsThieves fair enough
20:33 asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: taleb, as i understand, bet on us collapse, raked in the dough.
20:33 mircea_popescu he's disliked by the people who imagine he's not their peer.
20:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.070706 = 0.1414 BTC [+]
20:33 ThickAsThieves it seems odd to me, since so far his ideas make plenty sense
20:34 mircea_popescu yeah, but his simple existence poses some very significant ontological problems to many folk in socialist academia
20:34 ThickAsThieves but the human race never fails to find new ways to surprise and disappoint
20:35 ThickAsThieves has he ever commented on bitcoin?
20:35 mircea_popescu nothing substantial
20:35 mircea_popescu but i'd love to have him in here.
20:35 davout from what i understand of the black swan, his ideas pretty much destroy the rationales by which risk is managed in traditional finance
20:36 asciilifeform afaik he never penetrated the 'bozo barrier field' that surrounds it
20:36 kakobrekla ok, maff
20:36 kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=86854.msg7281538#msg7281538
20:36 assbot [NastyFans.org] NASTY MINING | POOL | COINS
20:36 mircea_popescu davout asa bonus he has a lenghty list of "i fucking told you so" for various people.
20:36 ThickAsThieves kako haz a sock!
20:36 mircea_popescu which is not only unpleasant but in many cases quite dangerous
20:36 davout how is it dangerous?
20:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.070706 = 0.4242 BTC [+]
20:37 asciilifeform good point, actually. anyone else find it interesting that the man still lives?
20:37 mircea_popescu davout because to this day about half of the us bureaucracy is shielded by only the flimsy "nobody could have predicted"
20:37 mircea_popescu it worked for rice by presidential decree
20:37 davout asciilifeform: "afaik he never penetrated the 'bozo barrier field' that surrounds it" <<< haha, that's probably very true
20:37 ThickAsThieves hehe i just read the part about he started weightlifting cuz he was worried for his safety
20:37 mircea_popescu there's no certain reason for it to work for the entire finance bureaucracy
20:37 thestringpuller !mpif
20:37 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021639 BTC (Total: 432.79 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021703 BTC [-]
20:37 mircea_popescu and their political position is made more difficult by the presence of the millitant communists in the democrat party.
20:38 asciilifeform i bet mr. t is cleaning ak as we speak
20:38 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i doubt it. he's actually more expensive to kill than to ignore.
20:39 mthreat taleb has tweeted about bitcoin twice: https://twitter.com/search?q=bitcoin%20from%3Anntaleb&src=typd
20:39 assbot Twitter / Suche - bitcoin from:nntaleb
20:40 asciilifeform ;;google Andrei Amalrik
20:40 gribble Andrei Amalrik - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrei_Amalrik>; ANDREI AMALRIK Part 1 - Stetson University: <http://www.stetson.edu/~psteeves/classes/amalrik1.html>; ANDREI AMALRIK WILL THE SOVIET UNION SURVIVE TO 1984: <http://www.stetson.edu/~psteeves/classes/amalrik2.html>
20:40 asciilifeform ^ predicted the collapse of ussr, off by 1/2 decade
20:41 asciilifeform died in suspicious accident.
20:42 mircea_popescu asciilifeform was he a chechen living in turkmenistan ?
20:42 asciilifeform http://novaonline.nvcc.edu/eli/evans/his242/Notes/Amalrik.html
20:42 assbot Andrei Amalrik Notes
20:45 mircea_popescu http://38.media.tumblr.com/11927081a4f9d472ea04992dd36e023c/tumblr_n5dkw5y7Zw1s9e2ofo1_500.jpg
20:46 ThickAsThieves http://www.pfhub.com/steve-forbes-says-u-s-will-return-to-a-gold-standard-821/
20:46 assbot Steve Forbes says U.S. will return to a gold standard
20:46 mircea_popescu o.O
20:47 asciilifeform tungsten standard.
20:47 mircea_popescu eh total bs source
20:47 mircea_popescu forbes didn't say that.
20:49 mircea_popescu wait. he did ?!
20:49 ThickAsThieves “Somebody can’t go and use a whole bunch of our patents but then sue us for using one of theirs,” Musk said “That seems like it wouldn’t be a very nice thing to do.”
20:50 mircea_popescu apparently the guy is a total gold bug. the ever helpful tardopedia : " His 20 year tenure as head of Forbes magazine coincided with the decline of the publication and the Forbes family empire."
20:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51600 @ 0.00083144 = 42.9023 BTC [+] {3}
20:51 benkay grammar question: "the time to <derp derp derp> is nigh if not upon us already" << y/n?
20:51 ThickAsThieves i wouldnt accept it
20:52 benkay grounds of?
20:52 ThickAsThieves it's implied that you'd know when it was upon you, so surmising whether it may already be is only exposing a state of nigh
20:52 ThickAsThieves the time is either nigh, now, or passed
20:53 benkay lol no the implication is that knowing that a thing is upon one is a hard thing to figure
20:53 mircea_popescu the time to <derp derp derp> is nigh, if not upon us already
20:53 dub already upon us, surely
20:53 mircea_popescu dub it's not globally warmed enough yet.
20:54 benkay "surely nigh if not already upon us".
20:55 benkay implying the thing impends and that i've my eye upon it.
20:55 benkay huh i seem to like this word.
20:55 mircea_popescu your eye impaled upon the impending ?
20:55 benkay on it?
20:55 benkay my gaze upon it
20:57 benkay okay derailment over thanks gents
20:59 davout mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-06-2014#716003 <<< curious about why
20:59 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
21:00 ThickAsThieves cuz it'd draw more attention to his ideas?
21:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2546 @ 0.00083213 = 2.1186 BTC [+]
21:03 davout ThickAsThieves: yeah, i was thinking like car accident or whatever way that wouldn't look suspicious
21:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22050 @ 0.00082807 = 18.2589 BTC [-] {2}
21:07 mircea_popescu for one, things don't look suspicious for what they are, but for what they look
21:07 mircea_popescu for the other, how do you know what he's stashed away ?
21:07 mircea_popescu he'
21:07 mircea_popescu s paranoid enough.
21:08 davout i see
21:10 benkay 30 employees, 30mn for 1 year of life...1mn/employee?
21:10 benkay shit i gotta stop running businesses and start scamming vc's
21:17 mircea_popescu benkay also known as moral hazard, this, and why someone's gotta put a stop to it
21:17 mircea_popescu this is how the generation of your father failed.
21:18 bloctoc benkay - plus marketing, rent, receivables (mentioned earlier) and plane tickets for CEO to find more money.
21:18 mircea_popescu actually, failed isn't even the word. we need something strong like the french rate
21:18 bloctoc is the french rate that ECB negative rate from a week or two ago?
21:19 ThickAsThieves https://www.fairlay.com/predict/registered/new/from-silk-road-seized-bitcoins-will-be-sold-for-600-each/
21:19 assbot Place prediction on: Bitcoins seized from Silk Road will be sold for > $600 each
21:19 mircea_popescu s'ont raté
21:19 Mats_cd03 lol
21:20 asciilifeform 'fairlay' ?!
21:20 asciilifeform 'durasell' for bitbet?
21:21 thestringpuller what's durasell?
21:21 ThickAsThieves duracell
21:21 mircea_popescu one of.
21:21 ThickAsThieves and energizer
21:21 asciilifeform nope
21:21 benkay no derpacel
21:21 asciilifeform 'durasell' is a chinese battery (with correct colour scheme) sold at 'dollar stores'
21:21 mircea_popescu sincerest form of flattery and all that.
21:21 asciilifeform leaks in a few days
21:21 ThickAsThieves ah
21:21 ThickAsThieves hehe
21:22 ThickAsThieves https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/12/17845712_f5aee6f731.jpg
21:22 asciilifeform i'dave panicked but russian education (childhood scraping out gunk from leaked sov. batteries)
21:23 asciilifeform i also once saw 'parasonic'
21:23 asciilifeform there's probably a number of these.
21:28 benkay into w
21:28 benkay https://chain.com/
21:28 assbot Bitcoin API - Chain
21:28 benkay dorp, 'scuse me.
21:28 cazalla tfw too poor to own a gameboy, somehow $2 brick from reject shop didn't fill the void
21:29 asciilifeform cazalla: http://demotivators.to/media/posters/2921/387985_volk-s-yajtsami.jpg << 'soviet gameboy'
21:30 asciilifeform (really wanna play? it's in various pnohe 'app stores' ! believe or not)
21:30 asciilifeform http://img04.slando.ua/images_slandocomua/77316215_2_644x461_igra-elektronika-nu-pogodivolk-lovit-yaytsa-fotografii_rev007.jpg
21:32 cazalla we had similar knock offs in australia, it was my grandmother who bought me brick when i wanted a gameboy with tetris and she tried to tell me it was the same thing
21:32 asciilifeform what was 'brick' ?
21:32 asciilifeform actual masonry ?
21:32 dub lol
21:32 cazalla similar to this http://northwaygames.com/wp-content/uploads/tetris.png
21:32 dub I got a rock
21:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18722 @ 0.00083213 = 15.5791 BTC [+]
21:33 dub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tIhwITwhSg
21:33 assbot Charlie Brown: I got a rock - YouTube
21:34 mircea_popescu you poor kids
21:34 asciilifeform btw i never had the 'wolf & eggs.' too l33t. borrowed from kid next door.
21:35 asciilifeform these gizmos were prized rarities.
21:35 dub I got actual computers
21:36 asciilifeform we did get an actual computer - 'iskra' - shortly before bailing
21:36 benkay i never didn't have dsl
21:36 benkay now guess how old i am
21:36 asciilifeform http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/I1030_11.jpg/300px-I1030_11.jpg
21:36 dub the one console I recall using was the old pong game that plugged into a tv
21:37 asciilifeform i still remember the shock of encountering widgets that resembled actual comp but weren't programmable.
21:37 asciilifeform (tv consoles)
21:37 asciilifeform said 'wtf'
21:37 dub but around age 6 I had my book (yes book) of games and c64
21:37 asciilifeform dub: had same, after coming to usa
21:37 ThickAsThieves ;;later tell mike_c http://pastebin.com/qha386AV
21:37 assbot How To Shave Altcoin! Er, Save Altcoin! - Pastebin.com
21:37 gribble The operation succeeded.
21:38 dub no storage so you input the game in basic and had to do it again when your mom made you turn it off
21:38 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> btw i never had the 'wolf & eggs.' too l33t. borrowed from kid next door. << that kicked ass
21:41 asciilifeform chain.com << 'i dontwanna use the blockchain, mitm me please'
21:41 kakobrekla It is true that Bitcoin outperformed Nasty Mining. Bitcoin had an amazing 2 years of growth and was exposed to billions of people. However, funds invested in Nasty Mining were spent in USD on items that are valued in USD. In fact, pretty much everything is valued in USD (or your local fiat currency), which is why BTC is valued at the conversion rate at the time of transfer to any real organization. It only makes sense to value Nasty Mi
21:41 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:41 kakobrekla USD when comparing it over time. The performance we've had is astounding, and just because it lags behind the performance of Bitcoin should not take away from that. We've still managed to outperform more than 99% of the other things you could have spent your BTC on. Silver for example was $28.50 on our IPO date and is $19.50 now, yet I don't see you trolling silver dealers on here.
21:43 ThickAsThieves lol
21:43 mircea_popescu <dub> but around age 6 I had my book (yes book) of games and c64 << i had one of those too
21:44 mircea_popescu ahahaha
21:44 mircea_popescu " The performance we've had is astounding, and just because it lags behind the performance of Bitcoin should not take away from that."
21:44 mircea_popescu epic.
21:44 mircea_popescu http://pastebin.com/qha386AV << nice bots mod6
21:44 assbot How To Shave Altcoin! Er, Save Altcoin! - Pastebin.com
21:46 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust assbot unbalanced
21:46 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user unbalanced: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=unbalanced | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=unbalanced | Rated since: never
21:46 mircea_popescu ;;rate unbalanced 1 ATC fanboi.
21:46 gribble Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
21:46 mircea_popescu !up unbalanced
21:46 mircea_popescu srsly get in the wot will you.
21:46 unbalanced Thanks, it's on my to do list.
21:47 mthreat mircea_popescu: this c64 talk reminds me, the owner of krakow bar in san telmo is an oldschool c64 hacker from poland. http://www.krakow-cafe.com.ar/
21:47 assbot Bares San Telmo | Krakow Bares en San Telmo | Bares Buenos Aires
21:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20850 @ 0.00083261 = 17.3599 BTC [+] {2}
21:47 mircea_popescu prolly should have a drink with him then
21:47 mircea_popescu course mine wasn't an actual c64, butmoar like a clone48
21:47 unbalanced Got partway done months ago in one of my VMs, I'll have to dig it up. BingoBoingo's tutorial was a good help.
21:48 mthreat actually i think he said c32, which i didn't even know existed
21:48 mthreat he also corrected me when I said i'd seen a pic of him with an ak-47. apparently it wasn't an ak
21:49 asciilifeform c32 << prob. vic-20
21:49 unbalanced No Commodore32 but maybe the Amiga CD32: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amiga_CD32
21:49 assbot Amiga CD32 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
21:49 mircea_popescu amiga ya
21:49 asciilifeform amiga << nothing like c64. almost a real computer.
21:49 unbalanced Vic-20, those were the days.
21:49 justusranvier https://twitter.com/JustusRanvier/status/477251054250512384
21:49 assbot Maidsafe and Mastercoin: The first crypto-coin Kickstarter was a wildly successful $7 million disaster. http://t.co/YllunlEBOZ
21:49 asciilifeform sank the company, too
21:49 mircea_popescu so im fishin' in rift an' shootin' da breeze in -assets. what better lyf is there.
21:49 asciilifeform (not compatible with massive c64 cult install base)
21:50 diametric so SR coins up for auction
21:50 diametric soon anyway
21:50 diametric should read scrollback, i'm assuming it was the topic for a while
21:50 mthreat mircea_popescu: anyway his name is tomas, if you go by there
21:50 asciilifeform diametric: yes
21:51 mircea_popescu justusranvier so much lulz in there.
21:53 justusranvier It doesn't look so good for the appcoin pumpers
21:54 mircea_popescu for them, no.
21:54 mircea_popescu We took advice from the US lawyers via BitAngels and also local lawyers in Scotland,
21:54 mircea_popescu ajajaja
21:54 mircea_popescu this is like textbook dumb.
21:54 asciilifeform re: c64, obligatory jack tramiel: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/11/technology/jack-tramiel-a-pioneer-in-computers-dies-at-83.html
21:55 assbot Jack Tramiel, a Pioneer in Computers, Dies at 83 - NYTimes.com
21:55 mircea_popescu “All issuers selling securities to the public must comply with the registration provisions of the securities laws, including issuers who seek to raise funds using Bitcoin,” said Andrew J. Ceresney, the SEC’s enforcement director in a press release. “We will continue to focus on enforcing our rules and regulations as they apply to digital currencies.”
21:55 mircea_popescu lawl. they do not apply, they never will apply.
21:57 mircea_popescu Jacob Farber of Perkins Coie who advises Bit Angels wrote, “It seems pretty clear that there was no intentional market manipulation. The question is whether there was an ‘appearance of market manipulation’, or an ‘unintended market manipulation’.” <<< it's pretty obvious that there was quite intentional, and quite fraudulent, market manipulation.
21:57 mircea_popescu cause when you go "let's do this thing that'll make our worthless turd look valuable" that's what you're doing.
21:59 mircea_popescu anyway, pretty good reporting from Kashmir Hill
22:02 justusranvier DId you read the pastebin?
22:06 mircea_popescu justusranvier the unbalanced one ? yua
22:08 justusranvier To my untrained eye, it looks like certain people got a unhappy with DJohnston using their reputations without their consent, so they kicked him out of BitAngles into his own sandbox.
22:08 mircea_popescu Many knowledgeable observers called the whole thing a success. Irvine’s team wound up with three million in BTC after all. Ryan Galt, an investor who blogs as Two-Bit Idiot, noted the “pump-and-dump” that happened but said the number one takeaway was to make sure to get in early when a “hot new coin-related startup announces a crowdsale.” “You better be ready to buy the second it goes live,” he wrote.
22:08 mircea_popescu heh.
22:08 justusranvier What's sad is the number of Bitcoin startups that were taking advice from him.
22:08 mircea_popescu "startups"
22:09 mircea_popescu a collection of three idiots does not become a startup through their declaration to that effect, in my view.
22:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.070706 = 1.2727 BTC [+]
22:09 justusranvier Anyway, a lot of businesses trying to get involved in Bitcoin got some bad advice from him. Some of them did ask around for second opinions though, and avoided that particular pitfall anyway.
22:09 mircea_popescu byut anyway, the circus is the circus. this is why we call it the circus, this is why we despise it, this is what it does.
22:10 mircea_popescu "vcs", "entrepreneurs", "consulting", "conferences", "startups", "deals", "investing" and so on and so forth till you're bored.
22:10 mircea_popescu that's good then.
22:10 unbalanced I was at the Bitcoin Hackathon in Toronto a couple of months back, and DJ was a judge.
22:10 mircea_popescu people are incredibly arrogant, so a bunch of them getting hurt badly is good news.
22:11 unbalanced I didn't win a top place... my stuff wasn't good enough but more importantly it seemed, not "decentralized" enough.
22:11 mircea_popescu lol k
22:11 unbalanced It took place right inside Ethereum HQ
22:11 mircea_popescu listen,
22:12 unbalanced By the time I left that conference I thought Bitcoin was a cult of decentralization. Decentralize all the things!
22:12 mircea_popescu on one hand it's completely irrelevant who "judges" these things, just like the people running around begging perelman to take their "award" so they may say "o we gave perelman an award, please think we matter" are irrelevant to math
22:12 ThickAsThieves the cult takes new forms over time
22:13 unbalanced Agreed. I walked away from several folks when I began to get the cray-cray vibe.
22:13 justusranvier I tried: http://bitcoinism.liberty.me/2014/03/19/decentralized-applications-its-time-for-an-intervention/
22:13 assbot Decentralized Applications: It's Time for an Intervention | Bitcoinism
22:13 mircea_popescu on the other hand, what difference does it make anyway ? not like any human being at an accessible pay grade can judge your thing anyway.
22:14 unbalanced I usually *give off* the cray-cray vibe when it comes to Bitcoin. Didn't expect people could outdo me for tech optimism.
22:14 mircea_popescu just go to the hackathon as you go to the bar, not like you go to school. it's a social function.
22:15 mircea_popescu i don't believe this crap is aptly described as optimism.
22:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31300 @ 0.00083208 = 26.0441 BTC [-] {3}
22:15 mircea_popescu this is to the conference circuit roughly what porn is to legitimate acting : the place failures go to die.
22:16 mircea_popescu if the people involved were smarter, they'd be selling detergent and used cars.
22:16 mircea_popescu !up unbalanced
22:16 mircea_popescu srsly get with that wot
22:18 mircea_popescu justusranvier not bad.
22:18 unbalanced Thanks I was turning blue. justusranvier, nicely done
22:18 BingoBoingo unbalanced: If you did the GPG guide that's the hard part... registering with gribble doesn't hurt at all
22:19 unbalanced Not sure if i can get to that VM from here. I'll take a stab.
22:22 mircea_popescu why's your gpg in a vm anyway
22:22 unbalanced But before I do, I agree MP, I didn't take not winning the hackathon badly, I only said my thing wasn't "good enough" because a) it wasn't all done in time and b) my math was less than accurate. Empirically not good enough for anyone to use.
22:22 mircea_popescu well that's kinda how these thons work. not enough time really.
22:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25549 @ 0.00083163 = 21.2473 BTC [-]
22:23 mircea_popescu justusranvier "Using the global public ledger that allows for multilateral decision making means that retaining financial privacy is, to put it lightly, problematic. It’s possible to achieve, but doing so is a difficult and delicate process where mistakes are easy to make and also permanent." i don't understand this part, at all.
22:23 unbalanced I don't have a lot of hardware is why... at the time I was on a Windows machine using a Linux VM. Now I'm pure. Linux.
22:23 mircea_popescu how is blockchain any less anon than cash ?
22:24 mircea_popescu unbalanced oic
22:24 justusranvier Because there are always sidechannels
22:24 justusranvier And badly written clients
22:24 unbalanced Carelessness + pattern recognition etc.
22:24 mircea_popescu justusranvier so are there for cash.
22:24 mircea_popescu talkative prostitutes and bills of sale
22:24 justusranvier Cash doesn't have an eternal, publicly searchable ledger
22:24 mircea_popescu according to whom ?
22:25 justusranvier Is there a USDchain.info where anyone can view every transaction that ever occurred with a given bill?
22:25 mircea_popescu all the cash that exists exists. by this it can be counted
22:25 mircea_popescu there you go.
22:25 mircea_popescu anyone capable of busting in can count your cash as well as you can
22:26 mircea_popescu but you're not proposing the correct equivalence
22:26 justusranvier Sure, but that can't traced its history
22:26 mircea_popescu neither can bitcoin's.
22:26 justusranvier In many cases, you can.
22:26 mircea_popescu in many cases you can for cash too
22:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15151 @ 0.00082999 = 12.5752 BTC [-]
22:26 mircea_popescu like, if you leave a fingerprint on a bill
22:27 mircea_popescu or if you get caught with series-fixed bills after a bank robbery
22:27 mircea_popescu or w/e
22:28 justusranvier All of those approaches you mention for cash only operate on a subset of the "address space". Graph analysis of the blockchain can look at the entire data set, forever.
22:28 justusranvier People skilled in that art can do a lot more, given the improved access to information
22:29 mircea_popescu i doubt this is true.
22:29 mircea_popescu because correspondingly, you are forced by cash to physical interaction
22:29 justusranvier This isn't even a particularly good tool, and it breakes blockchain.info mixing: http://www.coinjoinsudoku.com/
22:29 assbot CoinJoin Sudoku | Weaknesses in SharedCoin, and CoinJoin research.
22:29 mircea_popescu there's little way to avoid it. not so with bitcoin
22:29 mircea_popescu blockchain.info mixing is a joke. break bitbet mixing.
22:30 justusranvier I'll suggest that
22:30 mircea_popescu so you know, getting caught with cash in your possesion can be a forced mistake
22:30 mircea_popescu getting caught with bitcoin can never be a forced mistake
22:34 mircea_popescu anyway, the fact that bitcoin is not actually traceable, and all the sophistry of taint can at most produce persuasion is one of the largest points of pressure applied by bitcoin to human society. it may result in the "reasonable doubt" standard being taken out.
22:35 mircea_popescu much in the way the internet has forced the brits into their first secret "trial", something they've not had in about 11 centuries.
22:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45200 @ 0.00083321 = 37.6611 BTC [+]
22:38 justusranvier I think we will get privacy on the blockchain eventually.
22:38 justusranvier Not until Bitcoin Core is dethroned as the monolopy full node implementation though
22:38 mircea_popescu this boggles. what do you mean eventually ?
22:38 mircea_popescu i have it right nwo. it's there.
22:39 mircea_popescu anbd what throne lol. a bunch of redditards with ten bitcoin between them that keep downloading the power ranger code ?
22:39 justusranvier It's there for people who are extremely careful and make no mistakes.
22:40 justusranvier There are better ways of achieving privacy that aren't quite so fragile
22:40 mircea_popescu so basically the idea is to make it more accessible ?
22:40 justusranvier Basically
22:41 mircea_popescu cause otherwise this discussion is exactlylike email privacy. i have all the email privacy i could want, because gpg
22:41 mircea_popescu you're gonna tell me there's no privacy in email either ?
22:42 justusranvier All the email privacy you could want? You must not want to have privacy regarding the fact that you're sending messages, nor the recipients of those messages.
22:42 justusranvier Or subject lines
22:43 mircea_popescu lol because why ?
22:43 mircea_popescu an email can come from any arbitrary address you wish it to.
22:43 mircea_popescu it can be read in transit by any party that wishes
22:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.03 = 0.15 BTC [+]
22:52 thestringpuller !up chax
22:52 thestringpuller ~_~
22:52 asciilifeform !up unbalanced
22:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 1000 @ 0.00030166 = 0.3017 BTC [+]
22:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i have it right nwo. it's there << rewrote btcd?
22:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0707 = 0.1414 BTC [-]
22:57 asciilifeform or - privacy. aha
22:58 mircea_popescu privacee
22:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.03 = 0.18 BTC [+]
22:58 mircea_popescu speaking of which, i wonder what % of 4chan pics are steganographically loaded
22:58 asciilifeform for dumb stego, easy to test.
22:58 mircea_popescu as a sort of pastebin email thing
22:58 asciilifeform one fellow came up with... 1 in 5
22:58 unbalanced Thanks ascii.
22:59 mircea_popescu anyone bored enough to run a little experiment ?
22:59 unbalanced I remember now where I locked up months ago with GPG.
22:59 asciilifeform (dumb stego --> generally low-order colour bits)
22:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yup
22:59 * asciilifeform once spent most of a year experimenting with image stego
23:00 asciilifeform stego works best as 'part of a balanced diet' with proper crypto
23:00 unbalanced I set it all up, using Seahorse... but I have to put a public key "out there" so people could encrypt messages to me.
23:00 mircea_popescu happy friday the 13th btw
23:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1797 @ 0.00006225 = 0.1119 BTC [-] {2}
23:01 unbalanced So I tried the "Sync and Publish Keys..." link on the "Remote" menu in Seahorse. And the warning message pops up:
23:02 unbalanced "This will publish the keys in your key ring so they're available for others to use. You'll also get any changes others have made since you received their keys. 1 key is selected for synchronizing"
23:02 unbalanced It does NOT say "This will publish the PUBLIC keys in your key ring..." so I thought, "F that!"
23:04 unbalanced Am I to assume that's what this key management app means in that message? That only my PUBLIC key will be sent out?
23:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24195 @ 0.00083179 = 20.1252 BTC [-] {2}
23:04 unbalanced I don't like to assume anything when it comes to crypto.
23:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23705 @ 0.00082781 = 19.6232 BTC [-]
23:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://www.outguess.org/detection.php << basic example
23:10 assbot OutGuess - Steganography Detection
23:12 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin price above $800 before July" http://bitbet.us/bet/799/ Odds: 18(Y):82(N) by coin, 27(Y):73(N) by weight. Total bet: 7.06199681 BTC. Current weight: 17,183.
23:12 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "BTC price to rise above 1oz of gold" http://bitbet.us/bet/758/ Odds: 12(Y):88(N) by coin, 18(Y):82(N) by weight. Total bet: 11.60773929 BTC. Current weight: 7,264.
23:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8640 @ 0.00083207 = 7.1891 BTC [+]
23:16 unbalanced Got tips from teward in pm, thanks! Trying it now.
23:16 mircea_popescu unbalanced i dunnowhat it does, never used it
23:17 mircea_popescu you got no cli ?
23:17 mircea_popescu !up teward
23:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22457 @ 0.00082657 = 18.5623 BTC [-] {3}
23:17 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust teward
23:17 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user teward: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=teward | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=teward | Rated since: Thu Jan 16 14:58:46 2014
23:17 mircea_popescu hm, who're you teward ?
23:17 unbalanced Followed BB's tutorial for noobs about 4mo ago and got halted at this point
23:18 teward mircea_popescu: OTC operator, plus emergency op in #bitcoin, i started lurking here after seeing a +1 rating on someone for the purposes of trust tree to the bot
23:18 mircea_popescu mkay.
23:18 teward (OTC operator as in +o moderator in -otc)
23:18 mircea_popescu ;;rate teward New blood.
23:18 gribble Error: 'New' is not a valid integer.
23:18 mircea_popescu ;;rate teward 1 New blood.
23:18 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user teward has been recorded.
23:18 unbalanced Only using Seahorse because of user-friendliness for now. Though I might figure out git next and submit a patch to their pop-up message.
23:18 mircea_popescu you can self voice now, pm assbot !up once you're id'd with gribble
23:18 teward this +v can last 2 minutes, but Seahorse is the GUI for user-friendliness of GnuPG/PGP in Linux. :)
23:19 teward i use it 100% of the time for pgp keyring management, and given I have 20 or so keys, well... :P
23:19 asciilifeform cli gpg is friendly
23:19 asciilifeform why the insistence on the rodent, i always wonder
23:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it can get gnarly if you manage a lot of keys
23:19 justusranvier KGpg
23:19 teward agreed, asciilifeform, to be honest, CLI is my native environment, I prefer managing my keys via CLI. I just use Seahorse for generating, the GUI has a tiny bit more entropy, and I generate only 4096-strength keys :)
23:20 asciilifeform GUI has a tiny bit more entropy << ???
23:20 mircea_popescu anyone remember usagi's long key generating business ?
23:20 asciilifeform i hear they generate beautiful keys at ft meade
23:20 mircea_popescu where he had found a tutorial on the net to make arbitrary length keys and was offering this as a sort of forum-level braindamaged saas ?
23:21 mircea_popescu he was going to make and export a privkey for you
23:21 teward asciilifeform: might be because something else is installed alongside seahorse for entropy generation, I dunno. CLI only took an hour for 4096-bit keys.
23:21 asciilifeform (they should offer a pay service! i bet chumps would flood in)
23:21 asciilifeform 'insist on NSA™ quality!'
23:22 mircea_popescu "Given all these downsides, it should be apparent that decentralization isn’t something to aspire to lightly. In fact, it may be better to say that decentralization as a design technique is best reserved as a last resort, only to be used when there are no other suitable alternatives."
23:22 mircea_popescu justusranvier groks it.
23:22 mircea_popescu that's exactly what it fucking is.
23:22 asciilifeform random.gov
23:23 mircea_popescu ".I want to see a future digital economy in which nobody is excluded from participation." "No third party should have the ability to interfere in the voluntary dealings of other people." << do you see these as logically equivalent ?
23:23 asciilifeform !up unbalanced
23:24 justusranvier Not equivalent. The latter is a necessary, but not sufficient, condition for the former.
23:24 mircea_popescu i don't see why anything more is needed or desirable than the latter.
23:25 asciilifeform random.gov, a kindler, gentler key escrow. sorta like lotteries as a more 'humane' tax on the arithmetically-challenged
23:25 justusranvier If no third party can interfere with the voluntary dealings of other people, then anyone who desires to participate can do so, providing only that they can find a trading partner willing to deal with them.
23:25 mircea_popescu justusranvier well, more like, you know, rakim.
23:25 justusranvier And that's a fine condition for particupation
23:25 mircea_popescu actually, do you know rakim ?
23:25 justusranvier No
23:26 mircea_popescu http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0007/is7P56309.jpg
23:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12006 @ 0.00082542 = 9.91 BTC [-]
23:26 thestringpuller I know Rakim!
23:27 justusranvier I remember that now
23:27 thestringpuller I meet him a lot.
23:27 mircea_popescu i thought rakim was like the goatse guy
23:27 asciilifeform seems like we've all met him
23:27 mircea_popescu sorta universal meme
23:27 justusranvier I believe I convered that possibility when I said "providing only that they can find a trading partner willing to deal with them."
23:27 mircea_popescu anyway. it seems to me that adding anything to your latter turns the former into the latter's logical counter.
23:27 thestringpuller You see Rakim wants what they call nigga technology.
23:27 thestringpuller ;;ud nigga technology
23:27 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigga+technology | Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is ...
23:28 thestringpuller Nigga technology only does one thing.
23:28 thestringpuller Let dumb niggas
23:28 thestringpuller talk about dumb nigga shit
23:28 thestringpuller to other dumb niggas.
23:28 mircea_popescu thestringpuller eh come on
23:29 asciilifeform ;;google naggum by mouse instead of by lever
23:29 gribble Loper OS » The Wisdom of Erik Naggum: <http://www.loper-os.org/?p=165>; Loper OS » Engelbart's Violin: <http://www.loper-os.org/?p=861>; Worse is Better - Erik Naggum: <http://naggum.no/worse-is-better.html>
23:29 asciilifeform damn.
23:31 mircea_popescu If cheating can be easily detected and reversed, then maybe it’s no longer essential to prevent it at all costs and you can build it with a more palatable set of trade offs. << in fact, there's a reason business has since forever run on "eventually correct" bookkeeping
23:32 mircea_popescu anyway, great blog, kinda shitty platform. mebbe pankkake adds it to teh irker
23:33 unbalanced BingoBoingo, check yer email, I may or may not have sent you a secret message.
23:33 mircea_popescu "Ever since the venture capital scene started talking about Bitcoin back in 2013, one of the most frequently cited comments from them is that Bitcoin is interesting for the technology, not the currency. In fact, this mantra has become so common that it almost sounds… scripted." << if you're curious as to the reason, it has to do with them not wanting to go under the yoke that's been awaiting patiently and quite unav
23:33 mircea_popescu oidably since... 2012.
23:33 unbalanced So secret I can't even remember what it may or may not have said, if it even exists.
23:34 mircea_popescu actually nm, you get it exactly one paragraph down.
23:34 unbalanced Next up, gribble, reading on.
23:36 BingoBoingo unbalanced: Recieved
23:36 unbalanced Clarification, Bingo's posts led me to Geany for message signing, not to Seahorse. http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2013/10/31/signature-thursday-geany-a-gui-text-editor-for-gpg-tasks/
23:36 assbot Signature Thursday: Geany a GUI text editor for GPG tasks | Bingo Blog
23:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 340 @ 0.0003016 = 0.1025 BTC [+] {2}
23:37 unbalanced Or if one of these sent me to Seahorse months ago I don't see it now.
23:37 mircea_popescu http://bitcoinism.liberty.me/2014/06/11/bitcoin-is-sedition/ << doesn't this sound like i could have written it ?
23:37 assbot Bitcoin Is Sedition | Bitcoinism
23:37 mircea_popescu course if i had it'd not have linked all the darkcoin and "insurection" would have lead to something about the serenissima, but anyway
23:38 unbalanced It's not clear to me exactly WTF I sync'd with in Seahorse or where I put my public key. Do you see it somewhere Bingo to send a return message I could try to read?
23:38 unbalanced Oh you're way ahead of me.
23:38 unbalanced That is, you may or may not be. Way ahead of me.
23:40 unbalanced This just in, people... PKI works. That is all.
23:40 asciilifeform lol
23:41 BingoBoingo unbalanced: Your pubkey was on sks-keyservers
23:41 unbalanced Where else do the cool kids hang out?
23:41 BingoBoingo The reason I didn't recommend Seahorse is it is a pain. Geany has a spell checker at least.
23:42 BingoBoingo unbalanced: Well, there's a bunch of other keyservers as well.
23:42 unbalanced Right, this is all just text, it's just potentially a ton of really-hard-to-read text if you get it mixed up.
23:43 unbalanced Like if you have 20 keys.
23:46 Bet created: "World Cup 2014: Germany to net more than 7 goals" http://bitbet.us/bet/938/
23:49 Bet created: "World Cup 2014: English to net more than 6 goals" http://bitbet.us/bet/939/
23:55 mircea_popescu ;;ident unbalanced
23:55 gribble Nick 'unbalanced', with hostmask 'unbalanced!~unbalance@70.33.227.12', is not identified.
23:55 mircea_popescu !up unbalanced
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