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00:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 322 @ 0.00185138 = 0.5961 BTC [-] {2}
00:23 ben_vulpes floats and longs and dates and times and ints and bigints and omg i had no idea computers were insane
00:23 ben_vulpes but i guess it makes sense
00:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 299 @ 0.001851 = 0.5534 BTC [-]
00:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.27599684 = 1.104 BTC [-] {2}
00:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 36 @ 0.01430999 = 0.5152 BTC [+] {2}
00:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.276 = 2.208 BTC [+]
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00:43 mircea_popescu ====insane
00:47 ben_vulpes i always thought numbers came in a select set of logical groups
00:47 ben_vulpes real
00:47 ben_vulpes irrational
00:47 ben_vulpes imaginary
00:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42728 @ 0.00073197 = 31.2756 BTC [-] {2}
00:59 mircea_popescu you're suffering from tim's mental feebleness.
00:59 mircea_popescu the numbers are not the problem. their representation is. much like "ideas" come in sets of logical groups
01:00 mircea_popescu except random derps don't have ideas, tehy have expressions of what they think are ideas.
01:00 mircea_popescu totally different thing.
01:02 mircea_popescu http://www.thecoinsman.com/2014/08/bitcoin/inside-chinese-bitcoin-mine/ << pretty cool article. maybe someone tell the guy to come by ?
01:02 assbot Inside a Chinese Bitcoin Mine | The CoinsmanThe Coinsman
01:03 punkman oh wow TimSwanson and his DATA
01:03 mircea_popescu punkman six hours in, log is magically 15k lines long.
01:04 punkman yeah fuck me
01:04 punkman mircea_popescu: I like how he complains about ad hominem and spits them out every few lines
01:04 punkman "WHAT IS THIS ROMANIAN CULT IN A CAVE"
01:06 mircea_popescu the thing with people is that most of them are better served by following than leading. this is manifested by an inability to adhere to a self-selected set of rules. so, you know, he wants to roll with the punches.
01:06 mircea_popescu gotta show me i'm not the only one that can be an asshole!
01:07 mircea_popescu there's a nice quote in that 60s scofield movie on just this topic :
01:07 mircea_popescu The Duke of Norfolk: Oh confound all this. I'm not a scholar, I don't know whether the marriage was lawful or not but dammit, Thomas, look at these names! Why can't you do as I did and come with us, for fellowship!
01:07 mircea_popescu Sir Thomas More: And when we die, and you are sent to heaven for doing your conscience, and I am sent to hell for not doing mine, will you come with me, for fellowship?
01:09 ben_vulpes ;;gettrust gavinandresen
01:09 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user ben_vulpes to user gavinandresen: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=ben_vulpes&dest=gavinandresen | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=gavinandresen | Rated since: Mon Mar 28 12:32:28 2011
01:10 ben_vulpes ;;rate gavinandresen -1 https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/2861#issuecomment-29491869
01:10 assbot Add support for watch-only addresses by sipa Pull Request #2861 bitcoin/bitcoin GitHub
01:10 gribble Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
01:10 ben_vulpes ;;eauth ben_vulpes
01:10 gribble Request successful for user ben_vulpes, hostmask ben_vulpes!~user@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
01:10 ben_vulpes ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:5a4d800574af8164a4e5034d6639538d5426c4937ac9c827e2fd40a7
01:10 gribble You are now authenticated for user ben_vulpes with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
01:10 ben_vulpes ;;rate gavinandresen -1 https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/2861#issuecomment-29491869
01:10 assbot Add support for watch-only addresses by sipa Pull Request #2861 bitcoin/bitcoin GitHub
01:10 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of -1 for user gavinandresen has been recorded.
01:13 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes what am i missing here ?
01:16 ben_vulpes "Could you just run with an always-encrypted wallet instead, and if not, why not?"
01:16 ben_vulpes ex-CUSE me?
01:17 ben_vulpes this guy helped shut watch-only wallets and addresses out of the core client, while merging in heartbleed.
01:18 ben_vulpes but someone making comments like that cannot be trusted with bitcoin code review.
01:18 ben_vulpes i'd be *thrilled* to hear the counterpoint.
01:21 mircea_popescu i don't get it. you can already run watch-only addresses.
01:21 mircea_popescu i can definitely watch yours.
01:21 mircea_popescu what's at stake ?!
01:22 dignork ben_vulpes: well, his proper answer would be: here is x-lines of python code, that will overwrite privkey with 0's in your wallet, now load it as read-only
01:24 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: how are you doing watch only addresses?
01:24 mircea_popescu you can grep the blockchain for chrissakes if nothing else.
01:24 mircea_popescu seems to me an incredibly minor point
01:25 mircea_popescu you can insert any address you want in your wallet. sure, you won't have the privkey to sign with it. so ?
01:27 dignork mircea_popescu: it need to be marked as encrypted, otherwise bitcoind might do stupid things
01:28 pete_dushenski https://twitter.com/HistoryInPics/status/497831881145344001/photo/1
01:28 assbot Robin Williams cheerleading for the Denver Broncos, 1980 http://t.co/CxMfCl6uIs
01:28 ben_vulpes the thing was ready. now i need to go load the wallet.dat format into my brain.
01:29 mircea_popescu or you can just merge yourself and compile.
01:29 mircea_popescu any way you turn it this is minor kitchenwork.
01:29 punkman I am subjecting myself to Swanson's book
01:29 punkman "as detailed in chapter 9, having 100% full reserve  is not a feature, it is a bug that holds and prevents the network from reproducing or creating an actual banking system."
01:30 mircea_popescu punkman let me know if you get to something noteworthy.
01:30 ben_vulpes *shrug*
01:30 ben_vulpes i'd wished to put the time to better use.
01:30 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes o you trying to have a watcher in place ?
01:31 ben_vulpes yeah.
01:31 punkman "the security of digitized fiat currencies are arguably just as secure (via cryptography) as cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin; no one steals money off Fedwire or Visa’s system, it is the edges of the network that are the most vulnerable"
01:32 punkman I think these two sum up his preconceptions
01:34 mircea_popescu i doubt the ideological needs of pierce's masters can so readily be summed up.
01:34 mircea_popescu one needs a whole lot of various crap to keep the fiat boat afloat.
01:43 pete_dushenski http://www.darkreading.com/attacks-and-breaches/malware-alert-is-badbios-rootkit-jumping-air-gaps/d/d-id/1112169
01:43 assbot Malware Alert: Is 'BadBIOS' Rootkit Jumping Air Gaps?
01:44 pete_dushenski "The weirdest part is how it uses ultrasonic sound to jump air gaps," - Schneier
01:45 pete_dushenski "the odd behavior affected not just Macs but also Windows and Linux systems, and only ceased when the microphone, external speaker, and speaker attached to the motherboard were removed."
01:45 punkman wasn't that one debunked
01:46 pete_dushenski quite possibly
01:46 pete_dushenski first i've heard of it
01:46 punkman !s badbios
01:46 assbot 24 results for 'badbios' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=badbios
01:46 pete_dushenski article is over a year ols
01:46 pete_dushenski old*
01:47 pete_dushenski http://trilema.com/2013/badbios-aka-badlydonedamagecontrol/
01:47 assbot #BadBios, aka #BadlyDoneDamageControl pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
01:47 pete_dushenski also, that's quite the new header on trilema
01:48 pete_dushenski it's the headiest header i ever did see
01:54 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski they keep rewarming this stale voodoo.
01:55 pete_dushenski disinfo can be just as sticky, if not stickier, than info
01:55 mircea_popescu guy that made the first pwn2own thing went nuts making insane claims. exactly what impotent bureaucracies trying to pass for dangerous spooks would like to hear.
01:55 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski got teeth ? :D
01:56 pete_dushenski and only one cavity!
01:56 pete_dushenski that is, filling
01:57 RagnarDanneskjol +1 - new header is epic
01:58 mircea_popescu it;'s really quite old. about amonth or so apart from the world famous horseback one.
01:58 RagnarDanneskjol horseback still my fav - was that photoshopped or really @ pyramids?
01:59 RagnarDanneskjol such good framing
01:59 RagnarDanneskjol looks fake
02:00 mircea_popescu yes it was at teh pyramids.
02:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.2672177 = 0.5344 BTC [-]
02:00 RagnarDanneskjol nice
02:01 pete_dushenski https://twitter.com/l_m_goodman/status/497721593905565696 << she don't quit
02:01 assbot If /hashtag/bitcoin?src=hash is antifragile, as is often claimed, why are many of its holders so virulently adverse to competition?
02:01 pete_dushenski i should dig up my old photos from giza
02:03 pete_dushenski the best one has my brother and i playing golf in the shadow of the pyramids
02:03 pete_dushenski mina house golf course iirc
02:04 mircea_popescu you can tell her we're just virulently adverse to unselfaware idiocy
02:04 punkman well I've been looking for all that data in the book but I only found copy-pasted charts of dubious provenance and footnote links of dubious provenance. Not even a single link to organofcorti.
02:04 pete_dushenski like this lovely lady http://pix.avaxnews.com/avaxnews/19/3f/00003f19_medium.jpeg
02:05 pete_dushenski ^who is nothing like leah and everything like a civilized woman enjoying cairo in style
02:05 mircea_popescu punkman so this is yet another case of "mp makes definite statements on no basis ; later they turn out to be true." ?
02:05 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: just like "the govs are mining!"
02:06 mircea_popescu it sucks being such a religious leader all the god damned time.
02:06 mod6 haha
02:06 punkman aha
02:07 mircea_popescu (this is what i'm going to call people that are right from now on. if leah derpman can make nonsensical statement then chase it with "saying it doesn't make it so" @ som eunfortunate soul that tried to point out she's talking out her butt, why can't i!)
02:13 punkman you know what's really annoying? clicking on a footnote, jumping to end of book, then not being able to go back to the footnote reference
02:13 punkman so hey guys, if you write a book, footnotes go at the end of each page
02:17 mircea_popescu nah you just need to insert a return symbol.
02:18 mircea_popescu most nonretarded noting systems do this by default.
02:20 mod6 %d
02:20 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1761109.84 in 175 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 275.07
02:21 mircea_popescu 1.7mn ? srsly ?!
02:21 mircea_popescu %p
02:21 atcbot [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 0.09 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 7440.49 GH/s
02:21 mircea_popescu 7.5th ?
02:21 mod6 yeah
02:22 mod6 that thing always has reported in gh/s on its website so I just use that.
02:22 mod6 the atc gotw is about to come to a screeching halt. lol
02:22 mircea_popescu this is a high hash mark isnt it
02:22 mod6 it might be, ya
02:23 mircea_popescu Humans are highly adaptive creatures and incredibly ingenious when it comes to modifying our behavior in the face of externally or internally applied pressure and circumstance. ‘Normal’ is a relative term, not some static measurement, and both the body and mind quickly becomes accustomed to the ‘new’ normal when choices appear to be limited and the herd moves to a new grazing field. But this doesn’t mean the
02:23 mircea_popescu results of social pressures and generational conditioning are dictated by human nature or that human nature guides human behavior under these extraordinarily distorted circumstances.
02:23 mircea_popescu fucking hell these idiots.
02:23 mircea_popescu why doesn't it mean ? cuz author says so ?
02:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 215 @ 0.00432635 = 0.9302 BTC [+] {3}
02:33 RagnarDanneskjol http://www.resourceinvestor.com/2014/08/11/vix-vs-gold-the-ultimate-battle-between-fear-gree?ref=hp
02:33 assbot VIX vs. Gold: The ultimate battle between fear & greed | Resource Investor
02:36 mircea_popescu http://media.resourceinvestor.com/resourceinvestor/article/2014/08/11/mansour.jpg that's no correlation.
02:38 RagnarDanneskjol d was this "
02:38 RagnarDanneskjol only interesting bit i found was this:
02:38 RagnarDanneskjol Something within the composition of the relationship between gold and VIX has changed in this timeframe. For the past two years, it has been a largely negative correlated relationship amassing around -0.4 to -0.3. However, come summer of 2013, there has been a dramatic reversal of this trend, pushing it into unprecedented territories of a positive correlation upwards of +0.5. The large swings following summer of 2013
02:38 RagnarDanneskjol before leveling off in April could be noise, or the effects of this relationship changing.
02:39 RagnarDanneskjol i thought the same thing, chart doesnt support anything
02:41 mircea_popescu only a mind that never played with statistics can think there's something in there.
02:41 mircea_popescu make two random series, fit them, you'll get something more or less like that
02:41 mircea_popescu wild swings up and down
02:41 RagnarDanneskjol says guy is an ""analyst""" here: https://www.digitaltangibletrust.com/
02:41 assbot Welcome to DigitalTangible
02:41 RagnarDanneskjol rolls eyes
02:42 mircea_popescu maybe he's an analyst as opposed to a cunning linguist.
02:42 RagnarDanneskjol heh
02:42 RagnarDanneskjol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsFL17DvOIA
02:42 assbot CunninLynguists - "Enemies With Benefits" featuring Tonedeff - YouTube
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02:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3387 @ 0.00072833 = 2.4669 BTC [-]
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03:32 jurov !t m f.mpif
03:32 assbot [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00021999 / 0.00021999 / 0.00022 (1500 shares, 0.33 BTC), 30D: 0.00019 / 0.00020702 / 0.00022 (93120 shares, 19.28 BTC)
03:41 kyuupichan Altcoin space undergoing something of a collapse
03:41 xmj RagnarDanneskjol: like your name, heh
03:41 pankkake oooh ltc finaly under 0.01. nice
03:42 kyuupichan pankkake: Likely for good this time
03:44 RagnarDanneskjol thanks - I am a privateer, not a pirate
03:45 RagnarDanneskjol i fought a hard battle to get it corrected in wikipedia but gave up. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Atlas_Shrugged_characters#Ragnar_Danneskj.C3.B6ld
03:45 assbot List of Atlas Shrugged characters - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
03:45 pankkake what do you mean corrected?
03:46 RagnarDanneskjol more accurate desc is here> http://www.conservapedia.com/Ragnar_Danneskj%C3%B6ld
03:46 assbot Ragnar Danneskjld - Conservapedia
03:46 RagnarDanneskjol I mean edited it then they change it back
03:46 pankkake but what correction? also lol conservapedia
03:46 RagnarDanneskjol in wiki It calls him a pirate
03:47 pankkake oh
03:48 mircea_popescu <kyuupichan> pankkake: Likely for good this time << prolly.
03:48 mircea_popescu !up antonosika
03:49 mircea_popescu antonosika if you want 2016 delivery we can just do that.
03:53 mircea_popescu lol someone got pete all riled up.
03:56 kyuupichan BRK.A about 348 BTC. Has to go under 314 BTC by March or I'm fscked.
03:56 antonosika Well that's higher risk too. The issue would be being paid 1 Satoshi if delayed. Why not just change it to a second contract with delivery 2016 if delay?
03:57 mircea_popescu because you don't get a string of options.
03:58 mircea_popescu pick a date you can live with and that's that.
03:58 mircea_popescu kyuupichan what if it goes to 300 or w/e
03:58 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/1020/bitcoin-to-drop-under-300-before-december/
03:58 assbot BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under $300 before December :: 1.03 B (25%) on Yes, 3.1 B (75%) on No | closing in 2 months 2 weeks | weight: 98`791 (100`000 to 1)
03:59 kyuupichan Don't care so much there :)
03:59 mircea_popescu but if btc drops...
04:00 kyuupichan If BTC drops it might tempt more into the BRK.A bet, which could be good.
04:08 antonosika mircea_popescu I could do that but I don't see the reason. A contract where one party has a chance to recieve nothing is a large and unnecessary risk
04:10 antonosika Would it be possible to have 2016 delivery but delivery march 2015 provided a few requirements?
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04:26 mircea_popescu antonosika the idea here is that the constant admin costs aren't worth it to me.
04:26 mircea_popescu im not looking for an opportunity to play the businessman. i'm sick and tired of the actual work of it.
04:26 mircea_popescu so you'll have to somehow come to terms with a one-off sort of contract. i'm not chaining conditionals.
04:29 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
04:29 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 566.31, Best ask: 568.82, Bid-ask spread: 2.51000, Last trade: 568.83, 24 hour volume: 8025.64486705, 24 hour low: 565.44, 24 hour high: 589.28, 24 hour vwap: 0
04:31 kuzetsa ;;calc [avgprc usd 24h] - [avgprc usd 7d]
04:31 gribble 3.5
04:32 mircea_popescu not so much volatility huh.
04:32 * kuzetsa nods
04:32 kyuupichan mircea_popescu: Anyone take you up on your Ether offer?
04:32 mircea_popescu kyuupichan just a lot of talk around it so far.
04:32 kuzetsa short term fluctuations on a few exchanges, but the weekly changes have been less than $20usd for a while now from what I've noticed
04:33 kyuupichan Lame
04:33 kuzetsa I can't recall ever having seen bitcoin exchange rates this stable for so long before
04:33 mircea_popescu kyuupichan the eth scammers pretty much admitted it was all wash trading in some blogpost recently
04:33 kuzetsa wash trading?
04:33 mircea_popescu so nothing to be particularly surprised about.
04:33 kuzetsa O_O
04:33 mircea_popescu ;;google wash trading
04:33 gribble Wash Trading Definition | Investopedia: <http://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/washtrading.asp>; Wash trade - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wash_trade>; Wash sale - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wash_sale>
04:34 kuzetsa haha no, I know
04:34 kuzetsa I just wasn't aware that was going on
04:36 RagnarDanneskjol lemme know if you want a search run for someone to pick up the slack on those constant admin time costs - just let me know what measurwments you need, blonde or brunette
04:37 mircea_popescu RagnarDanneskjol it's not really something one can outsource. liquidity events are notoriously contentious, high level sort of work.
04:37 RagnarDanneskjol I get it, you can keep her chained in the basement tho
04:37 mircea_popescu lol
04:38 mircea_popescu poor girl.
04:40 fluffypony goodbye Litecoin
04:40 fluffypony we hardly knew ye
04:40 kuzetsa oh, really?
04:40 kuzetsa no more litecoin? yay!!!
04:40 cazalla but it's silver fluffypony
04:40 mircea_popescu it's not dead just because it lost the 100:1 thing
04:40 mircea_popescu it'll be around for years as people unwind.
04:40 fluffypony it crashed 18%
04:40 fluffypony after the recent decline
04:41 mircea_popescu long way to 99.9855
04:41 fluffypony yeah spose
04:41 mircea_popescu actually, this suggests a bet to me.
04:42 cazalla pretty accurate animated gif for dogecoin https://img.4plebs.org/boards/s4s/image/1385/13/1385137104421.gif
04:42 assbot Human verification - 4plebs archive
04:44 kuzetsa cazalla: wow, that's kinda sick O_O
04:44 kuzetsa I didn't expect it to be a giffed doge snuff film thinger like that, whoa :(
04:45 cazalla kuzetsa, it's just a doge
04:46 kuzetsa I don't even like dogs, it still upset me though :(
04:47 mircea_popescu why is the dog's tail shaking
04:47 cazalla well, it's was dead long before the gif was made so what's it matter
04:48 cazalla mircea_popescu, because he's happy
04:48 mircea_popescu is this like fake dog snuff ?
04:49 cazalla nfi, prob how koreans kill them or something
04:49 mircea_popescu poor dog.
04:53 mircea_popescu !up Enky
04:55 Bet created: "LTC dead before Doge" http://bitbet.us/bet/1021/
04:55 mircea_popescu a there we go.
04:56 xanthyos why is the tail's dog wagging?
04:56 mircea_popescu because it didn't read teh logs.
04:56 cazalla loge
04:57 mircea_popescu such no
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06:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 62 @ 0.02523161 = 1.5644 BTC [-]
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07:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 21 @ 0.02523161 = 0.5299 BTC [-]
07:15 nubbins` robin williams, hey
07:18 fluffypony yeah sad
07:27 xmj !up bounc
07:27 xmj !up bounce
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07:51 BingoBoingo ;;later tell hollywood Bitcoin's Best Tits SexySaffron
07:51 gribble The operation succeeded.
07:54 BingoBoingo ;;later tell hollywood Best Broker Coinbr/Jurov +1
07:54 gribble The operation succeeded.
07:57 cazalla f5 f5 f5 f5, romanian to english articles on trilema must be 20:1
07:59 BingoBoingo lol yeah
07:59 BingoBoingo But English is picking up on trilema. Maybe you have unlucky f5, though many of the Romanian articles offer decent background on things useful for understanding the English ones
08:02 cazalla i should've kept count but i went at least 15 romanian articles before hitting an english one, just-dice martingale strategiser nightmare come to life
08:03 cazalla and i know sign language (auslan) so none of this sole english speaker crap k
08:10 BingoBoingo Where's this comment mircea_popescu left on Tim Swanson's blog?
08:13 RagnarDanneskjol http://www.ofnumbers.com/2014/08/12/bitcoins-pr-challenges/
08:13 assbot Bitcoin’s PR challenges | Great Wall of Numbers
08:14 RagnarDanneskjol thought it was here, maybe he took down
08:14 BingoBoingo I'm not seeing any comments on there
08:15 RagnarDanneskjol I kno - think he removed maybe - dood is a mealey mouthed wanker
08:15 cazalla RagnarDanneskjol, what's with the ad hom attacks?
08:16 BingoBoingo ;;later tell hollywood Most Mealy Mouthed Wanker of the Periphery of this Space Tim Swanson
08:16 gribble The operation succeeded.
08:16 BingoBoingo %d
08:16 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1762865.42 in 19 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 275.44
08:16 RagnarDanneskjol nothing, just calling it how I see
08:18 pankkake I'm pretty sure he submitted his thing to reddit himself
08:19 pankkake the titles are so highly suspicious
08:19 pankkake also, I'm fairly sure no one read his thing entirely
08:19 pankkake this has "i want attention" all over it
08:19 RagnarDanneskjol i did regrettably
08:19 BingoBoingo I'll prolly read it since free pdf's == lulz fuel!!!
08:19 fluffypony https://twitter.com/PHP_CEO/status/493811684054949889
08:19 assbot GOING TO HAVE TO SCREEN CANDIDATES BETTERHAD A CREEPY KFC OBSESSED DEVELOPER TODAY CLAIMING TO BE INTIMATELY FAMILIAR WITH THE COLONEL
08:20 pankkake you had the time to read those 300 pages?!
08:20 fluffypony assbot cut it off
08:20 RagnarDanneskjol i read fast
08:20 fluffypony "GOING TO HAVE TO SCREEN CANDIDATES BETTER. HAD A CREEPY KFC OBSESSED DEVELOPER TODAY CLAIMING TO BE “INTIMATELY FAMILIAR WITH THE COLONEL”"
08:20 fluffypony such lol
08:20 BingoBoingo %t
08:20 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 195 Ask: 222 Last Price: 222 24h-Vol: 662k High: 222 Low: 187 VWAP: 207
08:22 RagnarDanneskjol phpceo is good stuff thanks
08:25 RagnarDanneskjol https://twitter.com/PHP_CEO/status/433005244541177856
08:25 assbot WE FOLLOW "AGILE AS FUCK" METHODOLOGY. LOOK AT THIS, I JUST DRAGGED AND DROPPED INDEX.PHP INTO CUTE FTP. CONTINUOUS. FUCKING. INTEGRATION.
08:32 fluffypony hah hah
08:32 pankkake http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2cz537/this_is_going_to_be_heavily_ignored_but_this_is/cjkho3n so obvious
08:32 assbot _nightengale_ comments on This is going to be heavily ignored but this is really important. A long well written paper about the issues with bitcoin.
08:33 BingoBoingo lolz
08:36 BingoBoingo Even before we get to the Content of Swanson's book.... Dude needs a fucking editor/publisher or to read the Chicago Manual of Style.
08:36 RagnarDanneskjol yea, its rather painful
08:36 pankkake the PDF doesn't display well on my browser, I have text on text
08:38 BingoBoingo !up BigBitz
08:38 BigBitz Thanks, dude.
08:38 BigBitz That link is hilarious.
08:38 BigBitz 280+ 'paper' on Bitcoin.
08:38 BingoBoingo page numbering is off, the footnote links suck
08:38 BigBitz Someone loves the sound of their own voice (writing)
08:40 RagnarDanneskjol http://www.sg.ethz.ch/media/publication_files/J._R._Soc._Interface-2014-Garcia-.pdf
08:40 RagnarDanneskjol [PDF] The digital traces of bubbles: feedback cycles between
08:42 RagnarDanneskjol ...between socio-economic signals in the btc community
08:42 BingoBoingo Seriously why does everyone with a copy of MS Word and Adobe Acrobat think they can self publish, with out the skills, without the practice, to make a fucking document work!
08:43 RagnarDanneskjol safer link: http://rsif.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/suppl/2014/08/06/rsif.2014.0623.DC1.html
08:43 assbot Data Supplement
08:46 BingoBoingo Oh, and his footnotes have fucking broken links, because a hyperlink is an insufficient citation format for "a book" even if it is an ebook!
08:47 thestringpuller ;;seen ben_vulpes
08:47 gribble ben_vulpes was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 7 hours, 15 minutes, and 25 seconds ago: <ben_vulpes> yeah.
08:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22443 @ 0.00073737 = 16.5488 BTC [+]
08:50 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: everyone with a copy of MS Word and Adobe Acrobat think they can self publish, with out the skills << wait till they get a hold of 'latex'
08:51 thestringpuller asciilifeform: what's wrong with latex?
08:51 thestringpuller lol
08:51 thestringpuller i thought it was the standard for white papers
08:51 asciilifeform thestringpuller: what's wrong with latex << nothing. but plenty wrong with idiots
08:53 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I love latex, great for documents that actually get printed
08:53 thestringpuller i have yet to learn latex
08:53 thestringpuller it is too hard for me
08:54 asciilifeform there is no practical alternative to latex for mathematical typesetting (microshit is not a practical alternative to anything, ever)
08:54 BingoBoingo Latex isn't really something the needs to be learned so much as done with a helpful companion book next to you
08:54 asciilifeform but looks like everyone is missing the original point.
08:55 BingoBoingo !up The20YearIRCloud
08:55 asciilifeform presently you can do a kind of basic 'iq filter' just by, e.g. ignoring anything whatsoever distributed as an ms-word turd
08:56 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: George Gratzer's "First Steps in Latex" is the book I use
08:56 asciilifeform but as idiots, with some struggle, learn more 'adult' systems in their effort to mimic actual people, this useful heuristic stops working
08:57 BingoBoingo ;;later tell mircea_popescu 891
08:57 gribble The operation succeeded.
08:57 BingoBoingo Interac
08:57 BingoBoingo ting with fiat institution, a guide
08:57 BingoBoingo by Mircea Popescu,
08:57 BingoBoingo SEC Charges Bitcoin Entrepreneur With Offering
08:57 BingoBoingo Unregistered Securities
08:57 BingoBoingo ,
08:57 BingoBoingo SEC charges bitcoin entrepreneur for share offering
08:57 BingoBoingo from
08:57 BingoBoingo MarketWatch
08:57 BingoBoingo and
08:57 BingoBoingo SEC Alleges
08:57 BingoBoingo Texas Man Ran $4.5 Million Bitcoin Ponzi Scheme
08:57 BingoBoingo from LexisNexis
08:57 The20YearIRCloud Who was 4.5m guy?
08:58 The20YearIRCloud Jon?
08:58 kakobrekla how can you not know this
09:05 fluffypony lol
09:05 fluffypony https://plus.google.com/+ColinMcMillen/posts/eFVJLCVKLdc
09:07 kakobrekla dis a joke?
09:07 fluffypony kakobrekla: which part?
09:08 kakobrekla myea.
09:09 kakobrekla >Pavol Rusnak11:50 AM+1
09:09 kakobrekla 2
09:09 kakobrekla 1
09:09 kakobrekla
09:09 kakobrekla
09:09 kakobrekla We wanted to change the wording on box that hologram seal is an authenticity measure, not a security measure, exactly for this reason. But it was too late and quite big amount of boxes was already printed. We'll change this in a future release of box.
09:09 kakobrekla jesus what a failpaste.
09:09 kakobrekla we seem to be on the roll today
09:09 fluffypony lol
09:09 assbot Last 9 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0W21Y7T.txt )
09:09 fluffypony !b 9
09:10 The20YearIRCloud nice
09:11 RagnarDanneskjol http://contravex.com/2014/08/12/tim-swansons-pr-challenges/
09:11 assbot Tim Swanson’s PR Challenges | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
09:13 BingoBoingo !up jborkl_
09:14 jborkl_ Thank you, remember to vote.
09:15 kakobrekla shutup obama
09:15 pankkake I would vote but I have no categories in mind
09:15 jborkl_ Lol
09:15 pankkake and we might end up with many categories with one nominee only
09:16 jborkl_ That's ok, your vote you do whatever you want
09:17 jborkl_ I am having a logo made
09:18 pankkake 1518 [freenode] ChanServ(ChanServ@services.) Information on #litecoin-assets:
09:18 pankkake 1518 [freenode] ChanServ(ChanServ@services.) Founder : Chaang-Noi
09:19 kakobrekla ;;seen chaang-noi
09:19 gribble chaang-noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 26 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours, 19 minutes, and 42 seconds ago: <Chaang-Noi> might have to sue em
09:19 kakobrekla SUE ERYBODY
09:23 BigBitz LOL kakobrekla.
09:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 34 @ 0.2762058 = 9.391 BTC [+] {7}
09:32 BingoBoingo %d
09:32 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1742547.71 in 8 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 271.11
09:33 BingoBoingo !up karma
09:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13800 @ 0.0007347 = 10.1389 BTC [-]
09:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 31 @ 0.2781 = 8.6211 BTC [+]
09:36 nubbins` the thing about doing rainbow-roll t-shirts is that at the end, you've got a big mess of brown ink
09:36 nubbins` how many browns does one shop need?
09:36 nubbins` i should start charging a wastage premium for these
09:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 46 @ 0.02523161 = 1.1607 BTC [-]
09:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.2781 = 1.3905 BTC [+]
09:47 BigBitz http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08/12/lastpass_outage/
09:47 assbot Password manager LastPass goes titsup: Users LOCKED OUT The Register
09:47 BigBitz such irony.
09:52 kyuupichan lol, a few blocks to ATC diff megaramp and mysterious miner runs away
10:00 penguirker New blog post: http://contravex.com/2014/08/12/tim-swansons-pr-challenges/
10:00 pankkake http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-foundation-selects-bitgo-enterprise-manage-finances/
10:00 assbot Bitcoin Foundation Selects BitGo Enterprise to Manage Finances
10:01 pankkake pete_dushenski: do you have caching or some sort of feed delay?
10:03 pete_dushenski pankkake: my rss seems to be a bit fuzzy atm
10:03 pete_dushenski as soon as i clean up the spaces on the php files, it pops out
10:03 pete_dushenski otherwise, takes forever
10:03 pankkake yeah also it only gives the last article
10:03 pankkake clean the spaces?!
10:04 nubbins` !up NormDePloome
10:04 pete_dushenski remove the extra spaces between the lines of code
10:04 pete_dushenski apparently this does something
10:04 pete_dushenski and whaddya mean it only gives the last article?
10:05 pankkake http://contravex.com/feed/ => only one article in the list
10:05 assbot Contravex: A blog by Pete DushenskiContravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
10:06 pete_dushenski hm ya that link is thoroughly borked.
10:06 pete_dushenski when i click on it, it launched thunderbird lol
10:06 pankkake that might be because it's your registered feed reader
10:06 pete_dushenski huh ya i guess
10:07 pete_dushenski seems odd that an email app would double as an rss feed reader
10:07 nubbins` !up Dimsler
10:07 kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-06-2014#714813 and the next one.
10:07 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
10:08 pankkake it also does NNTP (probably always did), Chat (XMPP, IRC, ...)
10:09 RagnarDanneskjol shouldnt it just have the domain after this: </content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss> and not the domain/subpage
10:10 pete_dushenski kakobrekla: hm myeah
10:10 kakobrekla noone gets the joke? meh.
10:10 pete_dushenski kakobrekla: too sofistikated!
10:10 Bet placed: 1.01010101 BTC for No on "Bitcoin >= $2000 before December" http://bitbet.us/bet/1014/ Odds: 17(Y):83(N) by coin, 18(Y):82(N) by weight. Total bet: 2.67723352 BTC. Current weight: 91,889.
10:11 kakobrekla ;;google aaron swartz death
10:11 gribble Aaron Swartz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Swartz>; Aaron Swartz's Girlfriend Explains 'Why Aaron Died' - Mashable: <http://mashable.com/2013/02/05/aaron-swartz-girlfriend-why-he-died/>; Internet prodigy, activist Aaron Swartz commits suicide - CNN.com: <http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/12/us/new-york-reddit-founder-suicide/>
10:12 pankkake kakobrekla: I got the joke, but too lazy to click on the link before
10:12 kakobrekla hehe
10:13 pankkake RSS sucks, Atom's better
10:13 kakobrekla perhaps, marginally.
10:14 nubbins` mighty atom
10:14 punkman PubSubHubbub!
10:15 BingoBoingo F5 is the best news feed, mash it until something new
10:16 pankkake http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2dbn57/whats_mark_karpeles_doing_today_whats_danny/cjnziyl
10:16 assbot cryptocyprus comments on What's Mark Karpeles doing today? What's Danny Brewster doing today?
10:17 kakobrekla seven nekkid gals reading the news in seven different languages at the same time > F5
10:19 kakobrekla especially if F5 is remapped to shutdown.
10:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.27984 = 1.3992 BTC [+] {2}
10:22 fluffypony pankkake: that's hilarious
10:23 BingoBoingo http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2dbn57/whats_mark_karpeles_doing_today_whats_danny/cjo0ymk
10:23 assbot cryptocyprus comments on What's Mark Karpeles doing today? What's Danny Brewster doing today?
10:24 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: F5 is remapped to the on/of function of Andreas's pacemaker
10:24 kakobrekla one would wish.
10:31 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/marc-emery-to-speak-in-windsor-ont-today-after-leaving-u-s-prison-1.2734051
10:31 assbot Marc Emery to speak in Windsor, Ont., today after leaving U.S. prison - Canada - CBC News
10:33 pankkake lol really you get extradited for selling pot?
10:34 nubbins` nope
10:34 nubbins` you get extradited for mailing seeds, which don't contain THC, to another country
10:35 nubbins` before this happened, the all-time harshest punishment for a canadian citizen caught selling seeds was a $200 fine
10:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9553 @ 0.00073661 = 7.0368 BTC [+] {2}
10:41 pete_dushenski https://twitter.com/pete_dushenski/status/499203821923753984
10:41 assbot Russia say: "Why you no trust us? We wery humanitarian!" http://t.co/njozWrp3Cg
10:42 BingoBoingo the former National Security Agency analyst and an outspoken critic of Edward Snowden, resigned Monday from his position as a professor at the US Naval War College months after a picture of his alleged penis surfaced online. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/08/snowden-critic-resigns-naval-war-college-over-online-penis-photo-flap/
10:42 assbot Snowden critic resigns Naval War College after online penis photo flap | Ars Technica
10:42 BingoBoingo ALLEGED PENIS!!!
10:43 BingoBoingo %d
10:43 pankkake why? it's very small or something?
10:43 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 469547.33 Est. Next Diff: 1725635.23 in 2 blocks (#44352) Est. % Change: 267.51
10:43 BingoBoingo pankkake: Because it is alleged
10:43 pankkake haven't found an ATC block in months
10:44 BingoBoingo %t
10:44 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 195 Ask: 250 Last Price: 220 24h-Vol: 337k High: 222 Low: 189 VWAP: 215
10:44 BingoBoingo pankkake: Well, mining is hard, but at least volume is up
10:45 pete_dushenski pankkake: BingoBoingo this is why faces in nudie pics are so important
10:46 pete_dushenski even better woulda been a 6-digit hash on the guy's dong
10:46 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Exactly, or if not faces sufficiently novel acts to make the nudes meritorious
10:48 pete_dushenski https://twitter.com/pete_dushenski/status/499205651256868864 << i'll get through to rickards yet
10:48 assbot Money's gone from /hashtag/gold?src=hash to paper to digital in 100 yrs. Each step makes it easier for government to steal. When the time comes, they will.
10:49 BingoBoingo Oh this has been a thing since August 2nd http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/altcoin/
10:49 assbot Altcoin (ATC) price, charts, and info | Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations
10:49 pankkake oh, pretty cool
10:51 the20year Meh
10:51 BingoBoingo Shame the things doesn't have much in the way of history yet
10:52 pete_dushenski gotta start somewhere
10:53 pete_dushenski so it turns out that mr. badbios, dragos ruiu, taught at my alma mater, which is here in town
10:54 pete_dushenski ain't that the darnedest
10:54 pankkake http://www.ofnumbers.com/2014/08/12/bitcoins-pr-challenges/ hahaha he approved a comment but not mine
10:54 pankkake that's how you spot a tiny penis
10:56 pete_dushenski and he didn't approve my pingback!
10:56 BingoBoingo "There was a lot of talk recently about Gavin possibly changing the protocol to increase the number of transactions per block. As this formed quite a bit of chapter 2 I was wondering if you had an thoughts on this." << ALso not a thing that changes the protocol
10:56 pete_dushenski swansoooon!
10:56 pankkake and I certainly wasn't inappopriate or anything
10:56 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Hit him repeatedly with this http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/07/29/actual-internet-etiquette-trackbacks-and-spam/
10:56 assbot Actual Internet Etiquette: Trackbacks and Spam | Bingo Blog
10:56 pankkake I'm torn between insulting him elsewhere and not doing anything since he just wants the attention
10:58 pete_dushenski the only way he gets more attention is if he stays on the ground rather than 6 feet under
10:58 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: that's an idea
10:59 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: I mean trackbacks are pretty much the only part of the semanti web that works.
11:00 pete_dushenski o right
11:00 pete_dushenski agreed
11:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17100 @ 0.0007313 = 12.5052 BTC [-]
11:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [BTM] 550 @ 0.0018 = 0.99 BTC
11:10 BingoBoingo http://gawker.com/police-and-protestors-clash-in-a-cloud-of-tear-gas-in-f-1619914904
11:10 assbot Police Fire Rubber Bullets and Tear Gas on Ferguson, Mo. Protestors
11:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2797 @ 0.0007313 = 2.0454 BTC [-]
11:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [BTM] 560 @ 0.0018 = 1.008 BTC {3}
11:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [BTM] 556 @ 0.0018 = 1.0008 BTC
11:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7707 @ 0.00073732 = 5.6825 BTC [+]
11:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23600 @ 0.00073925 = 17.4463 BTC [+] {3}
11:46 pete_dushenski ;;nethash
11:46 gribble 182312508.464
11:48 BingoBoingo RIP QuickStop
11:48 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> kyuupichan the eth scammers pretty much admitted it was all wash trading in some blogpost recently << links, anyone?
11:49 artifexd !s cryptopals
11:49 assbot 1 results for 'cryptopals' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=cryptopals
11:50 artifexd http://cryptopals.com/ <- some nice lessons teaching how crypto works, how to attack it, and how easy it is to screw it up
11:50 assbot The Matasano Crypto Challenges
11:50 RobinWilliams sup
11:50 thestringpuller :(
11:51 RobinWilliams 100% of people who breathe air die.
11:51 BingoBoingo RobinWilliams: Nice DIY project. Few are so successful.
11:53 punkman ben_vulpes: https://blog.ethereum.org/2014/08/08/announcement-on-planned-exodus-withdrawal/
11:53 assbot ethereum blog | Announcement on planned withdrawal from exodus
11:54 pete_dushenski lol taleb got trolled
11:54 pete_dushenski https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/499210299711717376
11:54 assbot What if academics followed the new model of /nfergus and /nntaleb and got paid based on /hashtag/controversy?src=hash and /hashtag/engagement?src=hash?
11:56 pankkake that guy looks dumb. then again, I've only read his twits
11:58 pete_dushenski pankkake: he's not dumb so much as born too late to grok the internet
11:59 fluffypony https://twitter.com/ProfJeffJarvis/status/499205954534408192
11:59 assbot What Kurdish fighters really need is a motivational hashtag, like /hashtag/AllIn?src=hash or nothing
11:59 fluffypony lol
11:59 pete_dushenski fluffypony: lmao
11:59 pete_dushenski taleb can also be pretty emotional, lashing out on tards at the drop of a hat
11:59 fluffypony https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0c2adc17a0896fef419d5a4a7cb15b7c?s=96
11:59 pete_dushenski in the real world, this is necessary and effective, online however...
12:00 punkman pete_dushenski: I don't think younger people are that much better at troll detection
12:00 fluffypony trustworthyness to the max
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.76083848 BTC to 13`817 shares, 12744 satoshi per share
12:00 pete_dushenski punkman: but younger people can learn
12:00 pete_dushenski fluffypony: that man looks like a freaking genius!
12:01 punkman fluffypony: pretty good trollface
12:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [BTM] 500 @ 0.0018 = 0.9 BTC
12:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 19.06680104 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 1658 satoshi per share
12:01 fluffypony better than Danny's
12:01 punkman save it for future photoshops
12:02 fluffypony https://twitter.com/ProfJeffJarvis/status/499181978105970688
12:02 assbot If the new iPad has an anti-glare screen, that's a potential gamechanger in the fight against ISIS.
12:02 fluffypony this dude is a machine
12:02 punkman pete_dushenski: btw Swanson has not one, not two, but three books! http://www.ofnumbers.com/the-guide/
12:02 assbot The guide | Great Wall of Numbers
12:03 fluffypony https://twitter.com/ProfJeffJarvis/status/498462675152936961
12:03 assbot ISIS took a Facebook approach, starting in one place then expanding to a caliphate. Al Qaeda too unfocused.
12:03 fluffypony ok I stop now
12:03 pete_dushenski punkman: o i know
12:04 pete_dushenski thought i said as much in the article?
12:04 pete_dushenski fluffypony: never stop the lulz!
12:05 punkman pete_dushenski: didn't see a mention of the colored coin treatise in your post
12:05 HeySteve hi
12:05 BigBitz Hey HeySteve.
12:06 pete_dushenski punkman: http://contravex.com/#footnote_3_1159
12:06 assbot Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
12:07 pete_dushenski "le derp"
12:08 punkman pete_dushenski: that's the china book
12:08 punkman oh never mind, saw it now
12:09 pete_dushenski lol finally
12:10 RobinWilliams so apparently nicks are ban-worthy offenses in the 'ol #bitcoin-otc
12:10 RobinWilliams i'm an envelope pusher
12:11 chetty I thought you were a ghost
12:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23600 @ 0.00074146 = 17.4985 BTC [+] {2}
12:13 BigBitz RobinWilliams have some respect, I guess? :) for the dead...
12:13 pete_dushenski ya no hitler jokes either
12:13 BigBitz lol
12:13 pete_dushenski have some respek
12:13 fluffypony do not mention ze war
12:14 RobinWilliams obv my skin is thicker. let this serve as my message that no fucks will be given anymore
12:14 RobinWilliams i'm done
12:14 BigBitz RobinWilliams :)
12:14 chetty http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2014/08/11/study-twitter-has-potential-to-induce-psychotic-symptoms/
12:14 assbot Study: Twitter Has Potential To ‘Induce Psychotic Symptoms’ « CBS Sacramento
12:15 HeySteve http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2014/08/economist-explains-7
12:15 assbot The Economist explains: Why the price of commercial sex is falling | The Economist
12:18 pete_dushenski i wonder how satoshi, not having been a "professional financial economist professional," would have explained cheaper sex
12:18 pete_dushenski i'd like to think he would've been too taking advantage of the opportunities presented him
12:19 pete_dushenski *been too busy
12:19 BingoBoingo %d
12:19 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 1878190.93 in 2014 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: 0.00
12:20 BingoBoingo 1.87 million diff
12:20 Apocalyptic is this the record ?
12:21 BingoBoingo I don't remember
12:21 BingoBoingo Oh Apocalyptic Ever plan on changing the max order limit above 10?
12:22 Apocalyptic BingoBoingo, maybe, I didn't think someone would go over that with legit orders to be honest
12:22 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: I kinda keep bumping into it
12:23 pete_dushenski http://www.economist.com/blogs/americasview/2014/08/graffiti-bogot << has anyone else taken this in? it's quite something. more aware than berlin's even.
12:23 assbot Graffiti in Bogot: Blank canvas | The Economist
12:23 kakobrekla such limit is pointless. what is preventing me creating 1k acc and putting 10 orders up with each
12:23 kakobrekla if you need to limit it to 10 per user your code is wrong.
12:23 Apocalyptic kakobrekla, validating 1k acc is more painfull that to just spam new orders
12:23 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: Makes it hard to go deep into both bids and asks at the same time
12:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.28 = 0.56 BTC [+]
12:23 kakobrekla validating how?
12:24 Apocalyptic I send an activation link for every new account
12:24 kakobrekla so?
12:24 Apocalyptic well it would take some time to setuo
12:24 Apocalyptic *setup
12:24 nubbins` just finalized the text for those bitcoin posters
12:24 Apocalyptic but I get your point
12:24 * nubbins` sniffs, wipes away tear
12:24 xmj offer number two
12:24 xmj sent
12:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [BTM] 2000 @ 0.0018 = 3.6 BTC
12:26 nubbins` ;;later tell pete_dushenski i've been to berlin and la candelaria in botoga, and i agree -- bogota wins, hands-down
12:26 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:27 HeySteve I'm about to announce my new gambling game on the forum
12:27 HeySteve let me know if this sounds interesting to you guys...
12:28 HeySteve COINAN: The Wrath of BitCrom - A Blockchain-Powered Online Gamebook (with Gambling)
12:28 HeySteve 80’s children will have fond memories of gamebooks like the Choose Your Own Adventure, Fighting Fantasy or Lone Wolf series. These books captured the essence of role-playing by granting players agency over their character within a greater narrative. Inspired by such classic interactive fiction, I’ve adapted the format to take advantage of the internet and Bitcoin, the coin of the
12:28 HeySteve digital realm.
12:28 HeySteve The goals are to allow real-time creative collaboration between storytellers, illustrators and readers and also to deepen the excitement of classic gamebooks by making player decisions a true gamble.
12:28 BigBitz !down HeySteve
12:28 BigBitz :)
12:28 ben_vulpes http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/code/6188660/bass-coast-festival-headdress-native-american
12:28 assbot Native American Headdresses Banned at Bass Coast Festival | Billboard
12:29 HeySteve heh
12:29 HeySteve at least I didn't include my ascii art logo
12:32 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
12:32 gribble Current Blocks: 315281 | Current Difficulty: 1.9729645940577133E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 316511 | Next Difficulty In: 1230 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 11 hours, 22 minutes, and 6 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 24082409068.7 | Estimated Percent Change: 22.06204
12:35 ben_vulpes ;;later tell pete_dushenski when are you going to put the fro on twitter?
12:35 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:41 thestringpuller ;;later tell ben_vulpes when will images be supported?
12:41 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:43 BingoBoingo !up DreadKnight
12:46 BingoBoingo %d
12:46 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 1878190.93 in 2013 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: 0.00
12:50 HeySteve hey DreadKnight
13:02 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: not any time soon
13:05 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo hm ?
13:07 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Was trying to present those footnotes from the failbook
13:08 mircea_popescu so... 819 ? i dun get it.
13:09 BingoBoingo Well, I'll open the failbook again and try to get the actual text
13:09 mircea_popescu SemFieteewBut l.uf.en.gk.u.an.gniub.i..u.k.10@gmail.com 76.164.201.226Submitted on 2014/08/12 at 4:24 d.m. "For this specific day of the week-spun2"
13:09 BingoBoingo A bunch of weird characters that should have been spaces were treated as line spaces
13:09 mircea_popescu keywords2 example.com/ dlcqcafd@gmail.com 106.186.112.93Submitted on 2014/08/12 at 4:22 d.m. "Wonderful topic!…"
13:09 BingoBoingo *line breaks
13:09 mircea_popescu these noobs need to learn how to spam ffs.
13:12 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: the footnote 891 Interacting with fiat institution, a guide by Mircea Popescu, SEC Charges Bitcoin Entrepreneur With Offering Unregistered Securities, SEC charges bitcoin entrepreneur for share offering from MarketWatch and SEC Alleges Texas Man Ran $4.5 Million Bitcoin Ponzi Scheme from LexisNexis
13:12 mircea_popescu ...
13:13 mircea_popescu that can;'t be it.
13:13 mircea_popescu i asked him if he read the 2012 canonical text on contracts.
13:13 pankkake Apocalyptic: since X-BT is on coinmarketcap already for atc, you should have them add your ltc and nmc markets. I'd rather buy nmc from you when I need them, but there's almost no one trading
13:14 BingoBoingo That's the trilema thing he linked in Chapter 17 of his Bitcoin book. I can dig through his other stuff, but... navigating his giant pdf's is a pain
13:15 Apocalyptic pankkake, oh it is ? great. Then I would somehow expect them to add all the listed coins
13:16 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo so basically the guy has no fucking idea of anything.
13:16 BingoBoingo Part of the current narrative popular on social media such as Reddit and Twitter is that Bitcoin’s
13:16 BingoBoingo cryptographic code, being nigh-unbreakable by law enforcement and other judicial authority,
13:16 BingoBoingo will itself act as a form of “law” transcending all jurisdictions. Two notable examples being that
13:16 BingoBoingo of Mircea Popescu of MPex who asserted Bitcoin's sovereignty in response to an SEC
13:16 BingoBoingo investigation as well as Trendon Shavers (‘pirate40’) who was charged by the SEC for running a
13:16 BingoBoingo $4.5 million Ponzi scheme through a firm called Bitcoin Savings & Trust.891 In fact, due to the
13:16 BingoBoingo numerous scams and thefts that continue to occur with these types of investments, in May the
13:16 BingoBoingo SEC issued an investor alert related to bitcoin and other virtual currencies. 892
13:16 BingoBoingo ^ paragraph footnote comes from
13:17 mircea_popescu mkay.
13:17 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Some people should not self publish, because they can't understand "bookness" especially when it comes to presenting "bookness" electronically
13:17 nubbins` Bitcoin ist totale kunst!
13:18 pankkake I suspect his publishing method is just a way to avoid rebuttals
13:18 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo yes, but those same people are too stupid to realise how stupid they are, and if someone tells them this they misrepresent it as an "ad hominem" and misconstrue it as some sort of failure of "the world"
13:18 mircea_popescu ideally, one that needs their inept brand of "fixing"
13:18 pankkake just don't give attention to attention whores
13:18 mircea_popescu pankkake give the right sort of attentio.
13:19 BingoBoingo The dude start's his page numbering from the fucking prematter right after the cover, which no.
13:19 mircea_popescu this idiocy came to be highly regarded by parents that aren';t people, that you shouldn't give attention to kids asking for it the wrong way (usually throwing a fit). this is nonsense.
13:19 pankkake yes, that one: http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1356190763874.png
13:19 mircea_popescu kidsshould get NEGATIVE attention whenever they ask for it. such as a good beating.
13:20 mircea_popescu that way you don't have the problem of snotty 5yo disrupting other people's restaurant meal. because in his reptillian 5yo brain, the risk that the whole stampede of adults beats the shit out of him if he starts screaming is quite vivid.
13:20 mircea_popescu anyway, the presumptiousness of calling a pdf "my book" is striking.
13:20 nubbins` ^
13:20 nubbins` a thousand times ^
13:21 pankkake first time I've seen the word "disrupt" used in this context in months :p
13:21 mircea_popescu especially in the face of having called a random string generator in an article you're ostensibly rebutting.
13:21 mircea_popescu pankkake :)
13:21 mircea_popescu !up fluffyghost
13:21 mircea_popescu you're not mircea_popescu- are you ?
13:22 fluffyghost tks
13:22 BigBitz !up fluffypony
13:23 fluffypony znc server hiccuped
13:23 dignork SEC lulz: https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/499229578032713728
13:23 assbot Transcripts offer window into SEC probes of financial crisis and some awkward testimony http://t.co/g0KjnK2TF0 /WSJ http://t.co/rJL4iuTqz2
13:26 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: PGP appears once, in a footnote in his second PDF, GPG appears not at all
13:26 BingoBoingo And neither does your name
13:28 BingoBoingo For example, since at least 1991 there has been a variety of methods for building reputation systems –
13:28 BingoBoingo webs of trust – that incentivizes users to pay back creditors. 334 With a blockchain you can now have a
13:28 BingoBoingo safe place to put an instrument or contract and people can digitally sign it. Since it is publicly audited,
13:28 BingoBoingo other users can see its history and if it is reliable thus building credit scores. In turn, business
13:28 BingoBoingo transactions based on clearly defined terms and services can be conducted on an exchange through a
13:28 BingoBoingo form of identity management. This will completely transform how the flow of capital and investment
13:28 BingoBoingo work and will be a godsend to the 3rd world. For instance, a person with a reliable DAO (or smart
13:28 BingoBoingo contract) could create a monetary instrument (a cryptocoin) and lend it to anyone on the globe in the
13:28 BingoBoingo form of a loan with specific terms and conditions. This is done in an external, tamperproof system, a
13:28 BingoBoingo cryptoledger that is not controlled by an institution capable of abuse. As a consequence, for developing
13:28 BingoBoingo countries, just as they leapfrogged copper wiring choosing to use wireless telephony, some may forgo
13:28 BingoBoingo building replicas of existing financial infrastructure and instead choose to use this virtual-based system
13:28 BingoBoingo through their mobile devices.”
13:28 BingoBoingo ^ the "context"
13:29 mircea_popescu yeah. i don't credit the theory he's unaffiliated. basically there's this pile of idiots who perceive as the greatest impediment towards their brand of nonsense being accepted universally
13:29 kakobrekla maybe someone will understand http://www.radiosarajevo.ba/upload/images/FORWARDUSHA_2013/cenovnik_dizajnera.jpg
13:29 BingoBoingo The footnote 334 PGP (Pretty Good Privacy) was released in 1991 by Phil Zimmermann, see: Cypher Wars from Wired
13:29 xmj jesus
13:29 mircea_popescu the fact that i was here first, and i knew they'll show up, and i took speciffic and apparently effectual measures.
13:29 mircea_popescu c'est la vie.
13:29 xmj BingoBoingo: can your next paste have longer linewidths please?
13:29 BingoBoingo xmj: The would involve touching this filth moar, so I'm jsut not going to past more of it
13:30 xmj ok
13:30 punkman "So with Demo Day approaching, I'd like to make the following point explicit: Y Combinator has a zero tolerance policy for inappropriate sexual or romantic behavior from investors toward founders. Don't even think about doing it. I will find out. Y Combinator will not continue to work with you."
13:30 mircea_popescu lmao
13:30 mircea_popescu so ycombinator is finally reduced to a dating service ?
13:31 mircea_popescu come mix your y with our founder's x-x's ?
13:31 BingoBoingo So this thing we are trying to convince people is a "business" is so not a business that we can just turn them off if people touch genitals
13:31 mircea_popescu pity we're not speaking romanian, ass is fund, i could have had some fun with it.
13:32 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo :)
13:32 mircea_popescu meanwhile in the bitcoin hell, meni rosenfeld is squirming. http://trilema.com/2013/mpoe-pr-almost-two-years-in-the-swamp-an-anthology/#comment-104623
13:32 assbot MPOE-PR, almost two years in the swamp. An anthology. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
13:33 BingoBoingo It's not a place that deals with business's it's fucking summer camp trying to turn a profit on macaroni crafts
13:33 mircea_popescu provided nobody touches anyone's ass.
13:33 punkman so what if founders wanna suck some toe, why does YC have a say?
13:33 mircea_popescu punkman they're prolly about to turn the "women in biz" faucet way up
13:34 mircea_popescu as someone observed, as things turn to shit women move in.
13:34 punkman they are already doing that yeah
13:35 mircea_popescu now who the hell said that bit about things turning to shit and female representation.
13:35 mircea_popescu i bet it was tlp.
13:36 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/jenvalentino/status/499240776480874496
13:36 assbot Summing up police militarization with a photo from Missouri. The camo is required because? http://t.co/Jr6atNWxjR http://t.co/IeZgZNppxl
13:38 mircea_popescu lmao.
13:39 mircea_popescu "so when the police approached you, why did you open fire ?" "i thought we were being invaded by aliens" "i see. fair enough. case dismissed"
13:39 BingoBoingo I guess I'm staying out of StL proper for a while
13:39 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu> "so when the police approached you, why did you open fire ?" "i thought we were being invaded by aliens" "i see. fair enough. case dismissed" << THought it was the Chicoms invading
13:39 mircea_popescu close enough.
13:42 mircea_popescu so in the end, ima count pete_dushenski 's summary as accurate : "Serious scholarship of a work is merited if and only if that work is itself a piece of serious scholarship."
13:43 danielpbarron 10:19 <+kakobrekla> especially if F5 is remapped to shutdown. << one time, at a LAN party, I remapped someone's "W" key to suicide :D
13:44 mircea_popescu Another Goldman banker told SEC officials he didn't know what he meant by an email he sent in 2006 that said underwriters and issuers would "put $ in our pockets" because "we are us."
13:45 nubbins` WE ARE USS
13:45 nubbins` GREAT STUFFS
13:45 mircea_popescu totally lol.
13:45 nubbins` IT IS OUR HAPPY
13:45 mircea_popescu imagine these coke addled, add dyslexic monkeys shooting emails to each other at 3am off a stripper's asscrack
13:46 mircea_popescu imagine sitting there with a windowfull and just wondering if it's fucking markov chain day.
13:46 mircea_popescu then people want to know why the econo0my went to shit.
13:46 mircea_popescu a) what economy ; b) wut ?
13:47 mircea_popescu "dude, where's my economy!" "what color was it ?"
13:47 mircea_popescu "i dunno, the color economies usually are"
13:47 mircea_popescu "well... in the place economies usually go."
13:48 nubbins` http://dpaste.com/1NNVPYJ
13:48 assbot dpaste: 1NNVPYJ
13:48 nubbins` ^ lel
13:48 mircea_popescu lol hey nubbins` how come everyone knows she's got major beef curtains urmom ?
13:49 nubbins` i can only imagine it's assumed based on my brash demeanor
13:49 mircea_popescu lol
13:49 mircea_popescu that ain't scandalous, that be brash demeanor, bish!
13:50 nubbins` i've got a feeling these "what is btc" posters are gonna be a big hit
13:50 mircea_popescu tit gig.
13:51 nubbins` putting finishing touches on words today, design to commence soon
13:51 mircea_popescu cazalla: f5 f5 f5 f5, romanian to english articles on trilema must be 20:1 << lemme count for you here.
13:51 mircea_popescu wait isn't it the design you're doing ? is this pre-design ?
13:52 nubbins` i suppose it's all "design"
13:52 nubbins` but i gotta know what i'm trying to say before i start illustrating it :D
13:52 nubbins` put another way: putting finishing touches on content, graphics to commence soon
13:53 nubbins` oh and hey, what was the hidden bounty? 0.1 or some such?
13:55 nubbins` wait, sorry, that was thestringpuller's project
13:55 nubbins` so many projects on the plate :S
14:00 mircea_popescu cazalla 6781 total articles, 2567 in english. 1610 of these however are the result of me dumping the wikileaks trove back before wikileaks itself decided to publish documents (i only did stuff referring to bucharest, but it did force them to get their act together and a day later they released the cables). these don't appear in the random rotation (i imagine that's what you're doing) and so the numbers would be
14:00 mircea_popescu ;;calc (2567-1610)/(6781-1610)*100
14:00 gribble 18.507058596
14:00 mircea_popescu 18% english, ~1 in 5.
14:03 thestringpuller ben_vulpes: why not?
14:04 HeySteve my project thread hasn't been mirrored on bitcointa.lk yet
14:04 mircea_popescu what project is that ?
14:05 HeySteve https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=736132.0
14:05 assbot COINAN: The Wrath of BitCrom - Blockchain-Powered Online Gamebook with Gambling
14:06 nubbins` bbl running to bank
14:07 mircea_popescu haha sounds lulzy
14:07 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: if you can't write the copy that makes people click your link, why would an image change that?
14:07 mircea_popescu Example, Coinan encounters a hostile, socialist vampire. These choices are presented:
14:09 mircea_popescu HeySteve the tech involved seems very naive. stuff like "Red text installments will always include a password-protected file containing a description of the optimal choice. The password will be revealed in the next installment, ensuring a pre-determined answer unaffected by the value of bets placed or other factors. You’ll have to trust me not to play my own game or leak the right choice to my cronies before voting e
14:09 mircea_popescu nds. Either that or suggest a way to make things trustless.."
14:09 mircea_popescu who's coding it ?
14:09 thestringpuller ben_vulpes: you don't watch enough Mad Men.
14:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27158 @ 0.00073788 = 20.0393 BTC [-]
14:09 thestringpuller What fonts are supported?
14:10 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: I think the point is he wants to expose people to his logo
14:10 HeySteve mircea_popescu it'll be all text
14:10 mircea_popescu that much i gather.
14:10 HeySteve although maybe later I'll have single player versions on a website, so will need a little coding there
14:11 mircea_popescu no, you need coding to do things like distribute secrets less awkwardly than through "password protected files"
14:11 mircea_popescu which i expect you see as hand crafted word documents by you personally.
14:11 mircea_popescu !up princessnell
14:11 mircea_popescu how's scholarship princess ?
14:11 HeySteve hmm well text files in RAR archives
14:12 mircea_popescu this sort of clunk will sink what otherwise is a clever promising thing.
14:12 HeySteve ok well I'm open to suggestions for handling that stuff more smoothly
14:12 mircea_popescu that's common knowledge : salt and hash.
14:13 mircea_popescu say your options are "fuck her" or "spit in her mouth"
14:13 mircea_popescu you publish : the correct answer is ba320a34890a5cdc4f0ba0e53017d490811aad50259c1bc4214df05544f9dd2d9a6992e617d2273f79a73e6ae972a8a0c171608ae71eb5d5bd148f81f38d2e0d
14:13 mircea_popescu then later on you say : sha512, salt "-derpysaltlalal-"
14:14 mircea_popescu at this point anyone can verify the right answer was in fact "spit in her mouth"
14:14 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: for now, just the one displaying.
14:14 HeySteve ah ha cool! that's better, thanks
14:14 mircea_popescu HeySteve my point being that this is just one example. you need a coder to know the things that are obvious and well known that you don't know.
14:15 HeySteve I can ask my developer but he's still pretty busy with "WoTcoin" alpha
14:16 mircea_popescu ;;rated dignork
14:16 gribble You rated user dignork on Mon May 12 10:27:20 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: he cracked my hashes!.
14:16 mircea_popescu ;;rate dignork 2 He's a character.
14:16 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user dignork has changed from 1 to 2.
14:17 BingoBoingo More from the StL warzone http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/08/12/ferguson_tear_gas_video_angry_but_apparently_unarmed_residents_face_attack.html
14:17 assbot Ferguson tear gas video: Angry, but apparently unarmed, residents face attack.
14:18 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo what's the story with stl anyway ?
14:18 BingoBoingo police firing tear gas at angry residents despite the fact that they're standing behind a fence on private property and are apparently unarmed:
14:18 mircea_popescu after being abandoned by the feds during katrina they sorta created an independent state,
14:18 mircea_popescu which is now being invaded ?
14:18 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Kid got shot. Was unarmed, going to college this week if he wouldn't have been shot.
14:19 BingoBoingo Prefect storm of buzzwords to anger North Side
14:19 mircea_popescu "got shot" as in murdered by police ?
14:19 BingoBoingo Yeah
14:19 BingoBoingo Story is hands up surrendering with his back to the cop
14:20 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: look either you make the sell with the situation as is or you don't man
14:20 ben_vulpes we're taking the world back to evaluation on its merits, not on its appearances.
14:20 mircea_popescu omg stop hussling the poor guy]
14:21 mircea_popescu can;t even have a logo no moar.
14:21 BingoBoingo What happens when jurov and Namworld's Coinroll thing wants to keep using the graphics they've already sunk costs into?
14:22 ben_vulpes !s sunk cost fallacy
14:22 assbot 3 results for 'sunk cost fallacy' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=sunk+cost+fallacy
14:22 ben_vulpes the mermaid?
14:22 ben_vulpes the whole point of the mermaid is fuck a logo
14:22 mircea_popescu well no
14:22 mircea_popescu you can'
14:22 mircea_popescu t fuck mermaids.
14:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.28499333 = 4.2749 BTC [+] {2}
14:22 mircea_popescu you're thinking the inverse mermaid ?
14:22 ben_vulpes ew
14:22 BingoBoingo Wait Mermaids don't have cloaca
14:23 mircea_popescu http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/081/9/6/fishcake_the_inverse_mermaid_by_capriciouscaper-d4tm6k8.jpg
14:24 mircea_popescu mike_c hey, how about a bitcoin mud platform ?
14:24 BingoBoingo Oh, an explainer http://www.vox.com/2014/8/11/5988925/mike-brown-killing-shooting-case-ferguson-police-riots-st-louis
14:24 assbot Outrage in Ferguson after police shooting of unarmed teenager Michael Brown - Vox
14:24 mircea_popescu giving people like HeySteve all the tools they need to just make their game.
14:24 ben_vulpes http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/super-dickbutt-edition-5/
14:24 assbot 2048: Super DickButt Edition
14:26 HeySteve desert island scenario: do you choose mermaid or inverse mermaid as your only companion?
14:26 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: Where's this comment mircea_popescu left on Tim Swanson's blog? << it just said "how about you come to b-a" with a webirc link
14:26 princessnell hey mircea_popescu. scholarship has given way to subversion at the moment, which is an improvement. how's bitcoin baronship?
14:26 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Earlier today it was... missing
14:27 ben_vulpes princessnell: subversion? do tell!
14:27 mircea_popescu bitcoin baronship has given way too many bonuses at the moment which is pleasant :D
14:27 mircea_popescu yeah ben_vulpes has a point. i think the entire appeal of the tomb raider chick was her being subversive.
14:28 jurov lolwhat? coinroll doesn't have a mermaid
14:29 jurov BingoBoingo what do you mean?
14:29 princessnell well the short version is that my merry band of radicals is warring with marxist elements that have infiltrated the american libertarian movement.
14:29 HeySteve if it comes to seriously coding up gamebooks, this project is a good example. it works for the lone wolf books: http://projectaon.org/en/Main/Books
14:29 assbot Project Aon: Main / Books (browse)
14:29 mircea_popescu "submitted 4 days ago by ignoreatownrisk" lol that's lulzy,
14:29 BingoBoingo jurov: There's that coinroll ad that shows up on BitBet and othe places. Atm ben_vulpes's network would be incapable of supporting it
14:30 princessnell is there such thing as too many bonuses btw?
14:30 mircea_popescu princessnell ahahaha.
14:30 jurov i was a week under the rock, what is the vulpine thing?
14:30 mircea_popescu jurov benkay got married.
14:30 ben_vulpes to three chicks
14:30 mircea_popescu princessnell yes, actually. it's the problem of the privileged, they can be too privileged. it's like being too poor in reverse.
14:31 mircea_popescu princessnell so what happens after your merry band of radicals gets defeated ?
14:32 princessnell we aren't expecting to win. we're trying to siphon the best talent to our cause.
14:32 princessnell which is happening so that's nice
14:32 ben_vulpes money > no money
14:32 mircea_popescu princessnell what i want to know is why isn't your cause using the tools of victory.
14:32 mircea_popescu get the whole lot in the wot, start opressing the little timmys of the world.
14:33 mircea_popescu there's no victory outside of oppressing the other side into the dirt.
14:33 princessnell mircea_popescu that's a good idea. get some synergy going. it will take some easing into.
14:33 mircea_popescu radicals don't get easing into.
14:34 princessnell i'm walking a thin line as it is, trying to convert american millenial college grads into crimethinkers.
14:34 mircea_popescu it's straight to the barbed 12 inch buttplug for them
14:34 mircea_popescu hehe i had suspected that my and that band are tenuous.
14:35 princessnell lol. the buttplug method can be a last resort.
14:35 mircea_popescu lemme share a high water mark in the history of romanian cartoons
14:36 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teV8-IGhSt8
14:36 assbot RObotzi.S01.Ep2.Defect - YouTube
14:37 mircea_popescu the guy is saying "o pula roz din fier cu luminite" which means "a pink iron cock with blinkenlichten"
14:39 princessnell i am a barbaric american monoglot, unfortunately :-/
14:39 HeySteve Das machine ist fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.
14:42 jurov ben_vulpes: what is that your service everyone is talking about? i'm 10 days behind with the lawgs and your blog is dead
14:43 ben_vulpes http://van-ads.com
14:43 ben_vulpes jurov: ^^
14:43 ben_vulpes has it only been ten days?
14:46 pankkake it seems interesting for venues but not really for advertisers
14:47 ben_vulpes interestingly enough, we're shooting for quality venues first.
14:48 mircea_popescu http://pastebin.com/gjTummq3 for moar spamlulz
14:48 assbot Return-path: <noreply@getmorereferrals.me> Delivery-date: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:4 - Pastebin.com
14:50 pankkake and you have to buy the ads per venue?
14:50 ben_vulpes for now.
14:51 mircea_popescu pankkake how else ?
14:51 ben_vulpes if you want to spend more money more quickly, i can make that happen for you.
14:52 mircea_popescu anyway i got a meeting so bbl.
14:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.29434158 = 1.1774 BTC [+] {2}
14:58 thestringpuller ben_vulpes: you're really bad at advertising. if you want text only you'd need support a inconography. The disney font is synonymous with the bran.
14:58 thestringpuller iconography*
14:58 thestringpuller if it's 1 font type it's not going to work long term but I guess we'll see
14:59 ben_vulpes i was actually just pondering configuring this thing to serve ads styled to actually look good when displayed on each venue.
14:59 ben_vulpes you see, we're recruiting the best content creators and making the advertisers suck our dicks.
15:00 ben_vulpes stomping out this "one neat trick!" animated gif shit.
15:00 ben_vulpes you may as well tell me that GPG logins are too hard for advertisers to grok. well, fu. learn gpg, and play nicely with the people running your ads.
15:02 thestringpuller how so if you don't support basic news print ads? It's 2014 not 1014
15:02 ben_vulpes there are some styling changes coming. header lines and such.
15:03 thestringpuller Uh huh.
15:03 ben_vulpes think adsense, not project wonderful.
15:03 thestringpuller i'm thinking more moxie interactive
15:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.29476101 = 2.3581 BTC [+] {2}
15:03 ben_vulpes yeah, don't do that.
15:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.29892483 = 1.7935 BTC [+] {2}
15:05 thestringpuller Why not? You're excluding photographic based advertisements without any real merit except that "People should be compelled to click on an ad based on text alone."
15:06 thestringpuller which is seemingly shallow given what successful ad agencies will claim "works"
15:07 chetty do ads 'work'??
15:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.29997916 = 3.5997 BTC [+] {3}
15:07 jurov chetty, for coinroll they do
15:07 nubbins` chetty, after a fashion. sometimes.
15:07 jurov for coinbr, not so much
15:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.30833333 = 0.925 BTC [+] {3}
15:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 80 @ 0.01281852 = 1.0255 BTC [-] {5}
15:24 ben_vulpes the ad advertising the right thing to the right people works
15:25 nubbins` ^
15:25 nubbins` easier said than done
15:25 HeySteve hmm assbot not going !down
15:26 ben_vulpes http://www.alternet.org/drugs/tennessee-drug-tests-welfare-applicants-finds-just-1-person-using-drugs#main-content
15:26 assbot Tennessee Drug Tests Welfare Applicants, Finds Just 1 Person Using Drugs | Alternet
15:31 thestringpuller ben_vulpes: that's not true
15:31 thestringpuller at all
15:32 thestringpuller There is a whole consortium of parents that keep their kids away from "real tv" so that they don't bug their parents for every new toy advertised.
15:34 jurov um.. where did F.DERP vanish? or it still isn't trading?
15:35 ben_vulpes jurov: i don't think it's hit the market yet.
15:35 penguirker New blog post: http://explo.yt/post/2014/08/12/DERPs
15:35 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: sounds like the ad is advertising to the right people.
15:36 jurov ^finally published (with ben's help) how the thing is sposed to work
15:36 thestringpuller more that advertisements "work" if they create an impression
15:38 thestringpuller You're going for the hershey model
15:38 thestringpuller which may have worked in 1963
15:38 thestringpuller but hey what do I know, not like I worked in advertising or anything :P
15:38 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: how many btc are you willing to put down to run an image ad?
15:39 thestringpuller depends on the runtime
15:39 ben_vulpes on top of the venue fee?
15:39 thestringpuller and the metrics
15:39 thestringpuller it'd be contigent
15:39 ben_vulpes you're missing the entire point.
15:39 ben_vulpes there are no metrics.
15:39 ben_vulpes there is no click through rate.
15:39 ben_vulpes there is no impression rate
15:39 ben_vulpes there is only the venue and its audience.
15:40 thestringpuller Yea and the venue has metrics.
15:40 thestringpuller Of "page loads" and if my ad was displayed.
15:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 43 @ 0.01184746 = 0.5094 BTC [-] {6}
15:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [BTM] 500 @ 0.0018 = 0.9 BTC
15:43 BingoBoingo !up thExit
15:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1540 @ 0.00185589 = 2.8581 BTC [+] {4}
15:57 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes thestringpuller: These are the important questions which are probably better debated now than when you throw a beta label on it
15:58 ben_vulpes benefits of a forum
15:58 ben_vulpes clash of ideologies
15:59 BingoBoingo Well right now it seems to be light on the ideology and heavy on logistics
16:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 351 @ 0.00185904 = 0.6525 BTC [-]
16:03 jurov ben_vulpes do you have an example of an ad that is stylistically adapted to various publishers?
16:04 kakobrekla http://shrani.si/f/K/ou/2qqh0trU/doge.png
16:04 BingoBoingo lolz kakobrekla
16:04 jurov that souds good in theory, but dunno in practice
16:05 ben_vulpes jurov: not at the moment.
16:06 asciilifeform http://cryptome.org/2014/08/hammond-anarchaos-timeline.pdf
16:07 ben_vulpes jurov: typeface would be the only knob i'd let venues twiddle.
16:07 ben_vulpes at least right now.
16:07 mike_c mircea_popescu:mike_c hey, how about a bitcoin mud platform ? << zork for bitcoin? the grue ate your coin?
16:07 ben_vulpes nethack!
16:07 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Suppose the venue's perspective where it's in the venue commits space X by Y pixels already. Seems bidding from people confident in a text ad and properly sized images would, eventually be a desirable situation. I imagine for you as well since... with a 1% house edge you've eventually got to get volume.
16:08 BingoBoingo I mean ImageMagick generates the text ads anyway
16:08 ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: sorry, I don't quite understand that first line.
16:09 BingoBoingo Ah, sat on the sentence to long. The venue want's to attract a lot of bids, and has already sunk space on the ad widget.
16:09 ben_vulpes right
16:10 BingoBoingo If coinroll has a square ad that works for them already...
16:11 ben_vulpes now what if coinroll wants to run an ad on 4 different blogs
16:11 ben_vulpes that have all picked different widgets
16:12 BingoBoingo They've got to have appropiate sized art for each or a conversation with the blogs about standardizing on a size.
16:12 ben_vulpes which is one of the reasons VAN's running text only right now.
16:13 ben_vulpes and probably will for quite some time.
16:13 ben_vulpes let me reiterate: it caters to venues, not advertisers.
16:16 thestringpuller venues require traffic to be "catered to" vis-a-vis trilema vs. some other blog of quality that is not as established
16:17 ben_vulpes pardon?
16:18 thestringpuller okay for starters why cater to venues as the priority?
16:18 BingoBoingo Well, there's got to be a contingency for the end of the month with the Trilema buy's advertised end. The buy this space graphic looks pretty good, but... I mean this could devolve into -assets bloggers just trolling each other again
16:20 ben_vulpes <thestringpuller> okay for starters why cater to venues as the priority? << because catering to the masses is a losing proposition.
16:22 jborkl i only troll others, not my fellow assets members
16:22 BingoBoingo ;;later tell peterl nice work on http://blog.btcscoop.com/?p=6
16:22 assbot A cat picture |
16:22 gribble The operation succeeded.
16:23 BingoBoingo jborkl: Not all of us are so kind http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lol-cocks.png
16:24 jborkl lol, hehe
16:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.31 = 2.48 BTC [+] {2}
16:29 BingoBoingo %d
16:29 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 1878190.93 in 2011 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: 0.00
16:31 jurov http://www.blockscan.com/asset.aspx 2241 assets on couterparty? lmao
16:31 assbot Counterparty XCP Block Explorer
16:42 BingoBoingo !mpif
16:42 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021697 B (Total: 474.46 B). Delta: -0.06 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00021999 BTC [+]
16:49 mod6 !t m s.mpoe
16:49 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0007262 / 0.00073705 / 0.0007468 (582663 shares, 429.46 BTC), 7D: 0.0007262 / 0.00083405 / 0.00094217 (5165490 shares, 4,308.31 BTC), 30D: 0.0007262 / 0.00081949 / 0.00094217 (12756700 shares, 10,454.01 BTC)
16:51 thestringpuller ben_vulpes: the venues arent customers. catering to a small intelligent audience and having them as your customer is not mutually exclusive
16:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 185 @ 0.00290998 = 0.5383 BTC [+] {7}
16:52 thestringpuller so tell me how catering to the venues which are not customers benefits the customer more?
16:52 ben_vulpes who are the customers in this scenario?
17:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 34 @ 0.31980301 = 10.8733 BTC [+] {6}
17:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 24 @ 0.32702028 = 7.8485 BTC [+] {6}
17:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.33933333 = 3.054 BTC [+] {3}
17:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.341 = 0.682 BTC [+] {2}
17:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 517 @ 0.00319224 = 1.6504 BTC [+] {4}
17:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 324 @ 0.00320925 = 1.0398 BTC [+] {2}
17:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.0007418 = 3.709 BTC [+]
17:13 thestringpuller ben_vulpes: the people payong
17:13 thestringpuller paying*
17:17 mike_c you don't have to cater to the person paying. if you are providing a premium product customers will deal with the headaches. would you jump through some hoops to get an ad on www.berkshirehathaway.com? what if they said it had to be text only?
17:18 mike_c or, more to the point, say trilema was actually running an ad slot (hint hint).
17:19 mike_c or loper-os. i'd pay for that shit and say thank you for putting my text on your site.
17:19 mike_c so really what you're saying is you don't think the venues available right now are worth the headache. which may or may not be true.
17:19 asciilifeform mike_c: unlikely that anyone will ever offer enough to make it worth 'my site has ads now'...
17:20 mike_c but, i would say you are more likely to allow a text-only ad. perhaps not.
17:21 asciilifeform mike_c: not if the text is 'lol cockz'
17:21 mike_c yes, well, i am not loper so i don't get to be picky :)
17:21 mike_c i'm actually not doing it for the money. btcalpha isn't meant to be directly monetized.
17:22 asciilifeform mike_c: must confess, i might submit to the indignity of ads on my site if it meant actual money
17:22 asciilifeform mike_c: but who and why would spend actual money on it, is a mystery
17:22 mike_c how much would it take? btc/month.
17:23 asciilifeform mike_c: that's like asking 'how many btc you want for your nail clippings'
17:23 asciilifeform mike_c: say, 10/mo. for either my nail clippings or ads on site.
17:24 mike_c that might not be out of the question.
17:24 mike_c retardtalk gets 50/mo
17:25 asciilifeform lol, what do i need to smoke for this to make sense
17:25 mike_c you're probably already smoking it. you need to have a valuable audience.
17:25 asciilifeform retardtalk is run by expert chumpatronic engineers.
17:26 mike_c so imagine how you could monetize an audience that is not composed of chumps. you're actually selling me here :)
17:27 mike_c who knew ascii was expert negotiator. big "go away" sign on lawn attracts customers
17:27 asciilifeform ever read 'scientific american' pre-'97 or so ?
17:27 asciilifeform they had rather peculiar ad clients
17:27 mike_c hm. don't think so
17:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 677 @ 0.00180576 = 1.2225 BTC [-] {9}
17:28 asciilifeform ad contents was heavily geared to the stuff aging 'imperial age' americans with intellectual inclinations might buy. primarily - whiskey.
17:28 mike_c well it wasn't charity. it probably worked.
17:29 asciilifeform ... it didn't work. ad revenue from the fine scotch drinkers did not suffice. magazine was: sold, dumbed down hilariously
17:30 mike_c hm. advertising successfully is hard but not impossible. i don't take this to mean loper couldn't be monetized effectively.
17:31 asciilifeform i'm open to it, so long as serious money and i don't have to promise any kind of detectable result to anyone.
17:32 asciilifeform (have i turned everybody off yet?)
17:32 mike_c nope, that's what vanads is all about. serious money is still TBD.
17:32 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> mike_c: but who and why would spend actual money on it, is a mystery << Pretty much all I'd spend money on is "lol, cocks" or "White Africa Future" (link to interracial gangbang) or perhaps some other mischeif...
17:32 mike_c yes but you aren't running a consumer facing buisness.
17:33 mike_c WoL will be an advertiser soon.
17:35 penguirker New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/orangecat/
17:37 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: if you want to pay 10/mo to display 'lol cockz in white africa' i'm game...
17:38 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: The point of the game is that one never knows when troll ad enters their rotation. Troll ad simply appears
17:38 BingoBoingo Still prolly better than those glossy mining hardware things
17:39 BingoBoingo d-dimer: Is it a clot?
17:40 * BingoBoingo references of course the test for fibrin degeneration products in the blood, known as a d-dimer
17:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25444 @ 0.00074216 = 18.8835 BTC [+] {2}
17:44 asciilifeform i confess i'm somewhat suspicious of anything which suggests to 'monetize' my site, which is more or less the polar inverse of 'monetizable' in the usual sense.
17:47 mike_c well, it's the audience that is monetized.
17:47 jborkl ok, i will report in 30 days how the orange cat article is doing, filled with keywords and nonsense
17:52 BingoBoingo jborkl: lol you forgot to credit where petel got his idea from, and I mean so far its his only one
17:54 jborkl let me correct that, he got it from you if I am reading that correct?
17:55 BingoBoingo jborkl: Well, what does his post say?
17:56 jborkl sorry I was talking to someone else here
18:06 mike_c BingoBoingo: i'm looking for an example for a blog post. who is currently the 2nd best sports bitcoin betting site?
18:07 nubbins` man, i went to fedex to mail some coins and i had to fill out two goddamn enormous forms
18:07 nubbins` so nosy!
18:08 mike_c BingoBoingo: bah, nvmnd, sorry. they all suck.
18:08 BingoBoingo mike_c: That's a good question. Prolly Cloudbet or Nitrogen sports. Maybe Anonibet? All I really do sports betting wise any more off of BitBet is penny bets on baseball and bigger bets against Serena according to the bet against Serena algorithm
18:08 mike_c heh. i didn't see the end the other day, did venus manage to beat her?
18:08 BingoBoingo But yeah, they all have their devoted fanbases and all offer shitty lines now.
18:08 BingoBoingo mike_c: She played venus the other day?
18:08 nubbins` mike_c the grue ate everyone's coin D;
18:09 mike_c yeah, went to third set
18:09 BingoBoingo Line must not have been good enough for me to get pinged
18:09 mike_c nubbins`: should be havelock's tagline :)
18:09 BingoBoingo Oh,, Venus won
18:09 mike_c "Venus topped Serena 6-7 (2), 6-2, 6-3 on Saturday in the hard-court event for her first victory over her sister since 2009 in Dubai."
18:09 nubbins` you know how many goddamn bitcoin i "made" and subsequently "lost" on that fuckin site?
18:09 nubbins` it'd make ya weep
18:11 jborkl BingoBoingo , ok i added the proper credit there
18:12 nubbins` "People can administer this drug fairly unknowingly to someone — an unknowing person — and we've had reports in the past, not so much of ketamine, but we have had reports in the past of these typos of drugs being administered in local establishments," said Curnew.
18:12 nubbins` ^ amazing
18:12 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
18:12 nubbins` "these typos of drugs"
18:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17756 @ 0.00074337 = 13.1993 BTC [+]
18:32 BingoBoingo ;;later tell jborkl Lol, actual credit belongs to the cats
18:32 gribble The operation succeeded.
18:35 penguirker New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/12/filtering-noise/
18:37 ben_vulpes "expert chumpatronic engineers" << quite.
18:38 nubbins` "hello, i was just wondering if you have any positions available. thanks"
18:39 nubbins` ^ second email we've gotten like this
18:39 nubbins` ah, the earnest young
18:39 ben_vulpes "position is work all day. pay is a bed in the corner and scraps from the table. interedast?"
18:41 ben_vulpes ;;8ball do i risk the rain biking back to the office from this client meeting?
18:41 gribble The answer is a resounding no.
18:42 ben_vulpes fu gribble
18:42 ben_vulpes I'M FUCKING DOING IT
18:42 ben_vulpes watch me get drenched
18:43 BingoBoingo !up jdanks
18:43 BingoBoingo !up jdanks1
18:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 109 @ 0.01270359 = 1.3847 BTC [-] {4}
18:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 144 @ 0.01253933 = 1.8057 BTC [+] {9}
18:46 BingoBoingo mike_c: So are you still blogging something today about how they all suck then?
18:48 nubbins` ben_vulpes checked her out on facebook, studied "graphic design" at local college
18:49 nubbins` no thanks
18:49 BingoBoingo FAA now involved in StL's Gaza moment: https://twitter.com/honeynoir/status/499304482619285504
18:49 assbot /jasiri_x FAA restricts aviation over /hashtag/Ferguson?src=hash...read the reason. I found this on the Federal FAA website http://t.co/cgIGlFPWWf
18:52 nubbins` wow.
18:53 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/499327703388930048
18:53 assbot This /hashtag/Ferguson?src=hash thing reminds me of /hashtag/Occupy?src=hash except peaceful protesters actually making /hashtag/TheMan?src=hash tremble with fear
18:54 BingoBoingo I plan on staying on the Illinois side of the river for a while, shit is getting serious
18:54 BingoBoingo http://www.thebaffler.com/blog/amway-journalism/
18:54 assbot Amway Journalism | The Baffler
18:59 nubbins` Personal Brand™
18:59 nubbins` shoot me in the face with a gun
18:59 nubbins` i've seen people ask for advice on how to develop their personal brand
18:59 nubbins` they didn't capitalize it, but you can tell they were doing it in their heads when they wrote it
19:00 nubbins` nothing reeks more of desperation
19:00 BingoBoingo nubbins`: Building a personal brand is an excellent advice but these fuckers do it all wrong. Step 1: Call People fuckers Step 2: Get drunk and Markov chain rant a bit... etc
19:02 nubbins` step 3, join this chan and vanish into the babble ;D
19:02 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3RSAR18.txt )
19:02 BingoBoingo !b 5
19:04 ben_vulpes lol ssl php ===
19:06 BingoBoingo At least it looks like Libressl portable is making a lot of progess http://opensslrampage.org/
19:07 BingoBoingo Even if the ssl premise is bork'd
19:07 BingoBoingo "Remove disabled (weakened export and non-ephemeral DH) cipher suites from the cipher list. This reduces code size, saves data segment space and prevents them from being turned back on at runtime by flipping a bit in memory."
19:16 BingoBoingo %d
19:16 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 1878190.93 in 2010 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: 0.00
19:16 BingoBoingo Seems given these long block times... Atc is on a long walk to the next diff drop
19:17 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: the twitter will get the fro when the right picture comes along :)
19:18 pete_dushenski nubbins`: that bogotan graffiti!
19:18 mike_c BingoBoingo: blog is more about bitcoin gambling.. perhaps focusing on WoL :)
19:19 BingoBoingo mike_c: Cool
19:21 assbot AdrianoOliveira +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
19:22 BingoBoingo !up AdrianoOliveira
19:22 BingoBoingo hello AdrianoOliveira
19:22 mike_c it's getting long. perhaps i'll post as pdf and call it a book.
19:22 AdrianoOliveira hi BingoBoingo, thanks
19:22 nubbins` pete_dushenski +1
19:22 nubbins` they close all the roads in dt bogota every sunday so people can ride bikes w/ their families
19:23 nubbins` fun thing
19:23 BingoBoingo mike_c: If you need someone to proofread your Latex file...
19:23 BingoBoingo AdrianoOliveira: What brings you here?
19:24 pete_dushenski nubbins`: and there's giant outdoor dance lessons in the middle of it all
19:24 AdrianoOliveira Im was looking for info/people trading options on btc and ended up on bitcoin-assets.com
19:24 pete_dushenski cyclo dia
19:24 pete_dushenski or cyclovia or something
19:24 nubbins` yah
19:24 AdrianoOliveira although it doesn't seem to be the right place, i came to check the channel, as i have never been in the channel before
19:25 pete_dushenski we rented some bikes, pretty bush league things but that's what there was
19:25 nubbins` bike is king
19:25 BingoBoingo AdrianoOliveira: Lurk a bit, you might learn something
19:25 pete_dushenski $20/day and these bikes would've been left beside the dumpster in canada, untouched
19:25 BingoBoingo AdrianoOliveira: This is a bit trading nexus, a bit social club
19:26 pete_dushenski AdrianoOliveira: how did you hear about b-a?
19:26 chetty https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bu3ixOdIMAAdNTM.jpg
19:26 BingoBoingo AdrianoOliveira: This kind of gives the gist of things http://trilema.com/2014/the-forum-and-its-implementation/
19:26 assbot The forum and its implementation. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
19:27 BingoBoingo Huge props to kakobrekla for making this humble channel many moons ago
19:27 nubbins` that's expensive
19:27 AdrianoOliveira pete_dushenski: I follow a link posted on a comment in one of the topics at bitcointalk
19:27 nubbins` we rented rad bikes in amsterdam for i think 9 euro per day
19:27 AdrianoOliveira pete_dushenski: one of the mpex, i think
19:27 BingoBoingo Is there a link back to there we could follow?
19:27 pete_dushenski nubbins`: well see amsterdam knows what to do with tourists
19:27 nubbins` if only tourists knew what to do with bikes ;D
19:28 AdrianoOliveira BingoBoingo: thanks for the advice, I am familiar with irc and I am usually at bitcoin-otc, just didn't know the bitcoin-assets :-)
19:28 nubbins` but yeah, tourism in colombia is decades behind
19:28 chetty AdrianoOliveira, its a good place to hang around and read and learn
19:28 nubbins` you visit a picturesque small town to spend your money and have a good time and maybe bring friends with you next time
19:28 pete_dushenski nubbins`: tis, but the customer service, particularly at the restaurants we went to, was out of this fucking world
19:28 nubbins` you're just as likely to get robbed by a local who doesn't understand that he's shooting himself in the wallet
19:28 BingoBoingo %t
19:28 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 195 Ask: 239 Last Price: 250 24h-Vol: 336k High: 250 Low: 190 VWAP: 216
19:28 pete_dushenski it was so goddam civilized it hurt
19:29 pete_dushenski professional wait staff like that are unknown in canada
19:29 nubbins` yup
19:29 nubbins` i ruptured an eardrum in colombia
19:29 pete_dushenski fairmont or whatever, they have no idea how to make you feel like a king. they're too educated, too "i'm equal"
19:29 pete_dushenski nubbins`: oof
19:30 nubbins` bad eustacian tubes, wanted to scuba dive, lied on the medical questionnaire
19:30 mircea_popescu holy logs sherlock!
19:30 nubbins` couldn't clear left ear, popped drum while trying, ear full of seawater
19:30 nubbins` immediate nausea
19:30 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: dig deeper, watson!
19:30 nubbins` still went down for the second dive ;(
19:31 mircea_popescu <mike_c> mircea_popescu:mike_c hey, how about a bitcoin mud platform ? << zork for bitcoin? the grue ate your coin? << more like a platform, so people can make their own muds but have some basic tools (btc payments, [blockchain based] random dungeon generator etc)
19:31 mike_c sounds interesting, but doesn't sound profitable.
19:32 mircea_popescu more of a culture sort of thing than a business sort of thing.
19:33 mike_c then it sounds like fun, which I don't have time for unfortunately.
19:33 BingoBoingo %tslb
19:33 atcbot 4 minutes and 13 seconds
19:33 BingoBoingo %d
19:33 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 1878190.93 in 2008 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: 0.00
19:33 mircea_popescu jus' puttin' it out there.
19:34 mike_c i'm too busy writing my book
19:34 mircea_popescu ahahaah
19:35 BingoBoingo My new friend here does MUDS he could probably do Bitcoin MUDS http://imgur.com/f3WZB3R
19:35 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
19:36 nubbins` mike_c paste a link to the pdf when you're done, yes?
19:37 nubbins` also: you don't have time for fun? D:
19:37 mike_c penguirker will find it. it's the b-a library of congress
19:39 BingoBoingo I swear my first IRL bitcoin meetup might involve the next person who professes to have self published "The Book on Bitcoin" without the slightest familiarity with the Chicago Manual of style
19:40 BingoBoingo And correction http://thecodelesscode.com/case/134
19:40 assbot The Codeless Code: Case 134 Thin Ice
19:41 mircea_popescu mike_c sexual congress i hope.
19:43 mircea_popescu thestringpuller: how so if you don't support basic news print ads? It's 2014 not 1014 << you know people can just upload their jpg and be done with it if they want,.
19:45 nubbins` what in the world is a jpg
19:45 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: That doesn't seem to be implemented yet...
19:46 nubbins` answer: jotion picture (experts) group
19:46 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo the idea being that you can dump whatever text/images you have/care to and van will sort out some kind of ad out of it.
19:46 mircea_popescu if you just want to make specified banners, fine, do that.
19:47 pete_dushenski nubbins`: it's a Jaguar-Panther-tiGer
19:47 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: That's for others. I like the "Bold Text, Bold Claims" approach to ad buying myself
19:47 pete_dushenski sort of a mystical beast, unknown anywhere but the most remote jungles of south asia
19:47 mircea_popescu but anyway, the notion is to leave the whole "profession" of designers without employment.
19:48 nubbins` try hiragino kaku gothic pro bold
19:48 nubbins` beauty of a font
19:48 mircea_popescu because if one ca'n't get paid "designiong" ads anymore, they can't get paid designing period.
19:48 mircea_popescu so whatever, if it's successful nubbins` will love us for it.
19:48 BingoBoingo lol
19:49 mircea_popescu but if you;'re gonna be subversive, you gotta actually be subversive.
19:49 nubbins` ^
19:50 nubbins` the more i work, the more i feel like the word "design" is a poor descriptor for what i do
19:50 mircea_popescu so win-win then.
19:50 mircea_popescu o look, btcscoop.com already live and getting accolades ?
19:50 nubbins` i blame all the "designers"
19:50 BingoBoingo Killing the design industries, just another Tuesday
19:50 nubbins` someone says "yeah i'm a graphic designer", i get my list ready and ask them what their full name is
19:50 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Yeah, peterl is on that
19:51 mircea_popescu nubbins` dude you're just not getting it.
19:51 mircea_popescu you're supposed to call me a religious leader and complain of ad hominem
19:51 nubbins` o o
19:51 mircea_popescu THIS IS NOT HOW NORMAL DEBATES WORK
19:51 nubbins` i thought we were all in agreement
19:52 mircea_popescu ;;google kalvin clein nevertheless
19:52 gribble Escape Calvin Klein perfume - a fragrance for women 1991: <http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Calvin-Klein/Escape-271.html>; Polo Ralph Lauren Wholesale Free Shipping, 100% Original & Easy ...: <http://www.omnibiography.com/?p=Polo+Ralph+Lauren+Wholesale>; Emerald Insight | The internationalization of the high fashion brand ...: (1 more message)
19:52 BingoBoingo WAIT I BLOGGED HYPNOTIC TOAD IMAGE TODAY I RELIGULOUS LEADER
19:52 BingoBoingo Or is that someother sort of toad
19:52 mircea_popescu it's a frog.
19:53 mircea_popescu and google you suck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iViyKfcI1IQ
19:53 assbot kramer at calvin klein - YouTube
19:53 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Nah, the thing I posted today is a toad, has warts
19:53 BingoBoingo !up AdrianoOliveira
19:53 nubbins` hypnotoad? he's a toad
19:53 BingoBoingo nubbins`: Wait not all toads hypno?
19:53 mircea_popescu i guess i don't know my amphibians.
19:54 asciilifeform ;;google hypnotoad
19:54 gribble Hypnotoad - Futurama Wiki, the Futurama database: <http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Hypnotoad>; Everybody Loves Hypnotoad - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AOfbnGkuGc>; r33b.net - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!: <http://r33b.net/>
19:54 asciilifeform ^ that one
19:54 BingoBoingo If it was a frog that big, its legs would have been fired. Toad... not so much.
19:54 BingoBoingo *fried
19:55 mircea_popescu so for the ecologists still clinging on to the logs somehow : argentina heats on electricity, has no insulation and does not care.
19:55 nubbins` take this poster, for example: http://imgur.com/LWe1Gfj
19:55 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
19:55 nubbins` i'm proud of it, and the bands who paid for it thought it was great
19:55 nubbins` but did i "design" it?
19:55 mircea_popescu i have three holes in my wall about ten square inches total, wind blows through freely. i burned > 100kwh this month so far. they dun give a shit. thsi is normal here.
19:55 nubbins` sure, in the sense that the sanitation engineer collected my trash this morning
19:56 mircea_popescu nubbins` ideally van will be able to do that on its own
19:56 nubbins` sure, it's just colors and shapes
19:56 mircea_popescu eventually. once ben_vulpes figures out the basics of how to install servers and stuff
19:56 nubbins` computers r hard
19:57 mircea_popescu ;;google site:clientsfromhell.com "it's easy if you know what you're doing"
19:57 gribble No matches found.
19:57 mircea_popescu orly.
19:57 * asciilifeform 1100+ kWh (july)
19:57 nubbins` funny, someone in -otc linked that site about 10 minutes ago
19:57 mircea_popescu ;;seen organofcorti
19:57 gribble organofcorti was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 years, 8 weeks, 0 days, 17 hours, 6 minutes, and 41 seconds ago: <organofcorti> Hey, does anyone know what the cost to reissue an expired bond is?
19:58 mircea_popescu dude come back, we like your blog.
19:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ac or what ?
19:58 nubbins` i'm in a rather enviable position, in that half the people i do work for just give me full artistic liberty
19:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ac, waterheater, doubleconvertingups
19:59 mircea_popescu shit. i thought i was excessive but 1mwh ?!
19:59 nubbins` i did a run of silkscreened posters yesterday and the client saw the design for the first time when he exchanged a wad of cash for them
19:59 nubbins` i generally try not to brag about this around people who earn a living as "graphic designers"
19:59 nubbins` their rage scares me
19:59 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ac is ~70% of it
19:59 mircea_popescu mike_c: or, more to the point, say trilema was actually running an ad slot (hint hint). << i'd rather buy, honestly.
20:00 mircea_popescu nubbins` isn't it great, having a free brag space ?
20:00 nubbins` one of the reasons i come here
20:00 mircea_popescu i thought you just liked the enchiladas.
20:00 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Any other year situation would be similar here with power, but having a "temperate" year
20:01 nubbins` if by that you mean circular conversations, then YES :D
20:01 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: very 'temperate' year here, as well.
20:01 BingoBoingo "Polar Vortex" was unkind this winter but welcome now
20:01 mircea_popescu mike_c: you're probably already smoking it. you need to have a valuable audience. << the proposition that tardstalk has a valuable audience is outrageous.
20:01 BingoBoingo Several weeks with AC off and windows open
20:02 mike_c hehe. somebody's got buy all those miners.
20:02 BingoBoingo Which would normally never happen in July
20:02 mircea_popescu mike_c it's more like, van is a piggy bank. if i start pulling money out rather than pushing money in it'll prolly debalance it.
20:02 * asciilifeform has no solid clue who reads his site, other than a multitude of trilema readers
20:02 mircea_popescu not so different from atc really.
20:03 mike_c so take all the revenue and use it buy ads.
20:03 nubbins` asciilifeform time for a poll ;D
20:03 mircea_popescu i don't net buy or net sell based on what i want, but based on what everyone else is doing
20:04 nubbins` https://plus.google.com/+ColinMcMillen/posts/eFVJLCVKLdc
20:04 nubbins` HAHAHAHAHA
20:04 * mircea_popescu is suspicious of distortion but definitely more thinking will go int this
20:04 mike_c pulling out/pushing in implies a closed system.
20:04 mircea_popescu how is it open ?
20:04 mike_c including a trilema ad slot could increase the supply in general and rise all boats.
20:05 mike_c it's open cuz anyone can buy ads
20:05 mircea_popescu this will definitely need some moar thinking.
20:05 mike_c trilema slot would increase awareness of vanads and bring more advertisers?
20:05 mike_c which could benefit all venues
20:05 mike_c who wouldn't want to fill trilema's slot?
20:06 mike_c hehehe
20:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: i'm open to it, so long as serious money and i don't have to promise any kind of detectable result to anyone. << van is kinda tailored for that last part, at least.
20:06 mircea_popescu mike_c one of the things i did was have ppls prepare code so i can show ads to non-cookied users only.
20:06 mircea_popescu amazingly, this can actually be done.
20:06 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
20:07 * asciilifeform prepares for spam school
20:07 mike_c amazingly? perhaps for a php dev. seems easy.
20:07 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
20:07 mircea_popescu mike_c gotta appreciate trilema runs a custom string of hacks off 6 yo wp
20:07 * asciilifeform isn't sure who is crazy enough to buy ad on his site, however
20:07 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Just post cats, google images will send traffic
20:08 mike_c ah ascii, i can see you are beings sucked in. join the crowd! peer pressure!
20:08 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i get a ludicrous amount of traffic from google images
20:08 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: More than actual google, right?
20:08 asciilifeform https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&q=lisp+machine
20:08 assbot lisp machine - Google Search
20:08 asciilifeform 6 or 7 - mine...
20:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: i confess i'm somewhat suspicious of anything which suggests to 'monetize' my site, which is more or less the polar inverse of 'monetizable' in the usual sense. << in fairness, i don't believe 90%+ of the derpage emitted by "advertising industry" in any way applies to van stuff.
20:09 mircea_popescu "monetizing" a fine example among it.
20:09 asciilifeform https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&q=hypercard
20:09 assbot hypercard - Google Search
20:09 asciilifeform ^ 4 or 5
20:09 BingoBoingo ;;google noise canceling toad
20:09 gribble #002 - Honda Accord insulation to cut down road noise. - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epzsMv95ebg>; Noise pollution - Property Law: <http://www.findlaw.co.uk/law/property/other_property_law_topics/8962.html>; Quiet, Please! How to Cut Noise Pollution at Home - Houzz: <http://www.houzz.com/ideabooks/13825501/list/quiet-please-how-to-cut-noise-pollution-at-home>
20:10 mike_c hm, derpage aside, the point of advertising is to make money.
20:10 mircea_popescu ;;later tell thickasthieves look at this http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/altcoin/ you
20:10 assbot Altcoin (ATC) price, charts, and info | Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations
20:10 gribble The operation succeeded.
20:10 mircea_popescu re rich now.
20:10 mircea_popescu mike_c is the point of fucking to make money ?
20:10 mike_c for some people. not me though.
20:10 mircea_popescu right.
20:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i don't believe 90%+ of the derpage emitted by "advertising industry" << precisely this. as i understand, cargo cult.
20:11 mircea_popescu if advertising is to survive, it'll have to invent itself as something else than medieval "fuck so wife makes more peons which make more koku"
20:11 mike_c wtf else is there?
20:11 mike_c for advertising.
20:11 mircea_popescu that's not a valid objection.
20:12 mircea_popescu (also known as appeal to ignorance)
20:12 mike_c ok. then this: what use does vanads present other than to help advertisers make money?
20:12 mircea_popescu i have no idea if it helps them make money or not, but it allows them to get places they wouldn't get otherwise.
20:12 mircea_popescu more like the wot than like the btc.
20:13 mircea_popescu not that the two are divorced or orthogonal or anything.
20:13 mircea_popescu to get back to fucking, ever left money on the nightstand of a woman that ~wasn't~ a whore ?
20:13 mike_c not directly. indirectly? every one.
20:13 mircea_popescu right-o.
20:14 mircea_popescu that said, i have nfi. we're mostly guessing here.
20:14 mircea_popescu all across the board that is.
20:14 mike_c your analogy sucks.
20:14 mircea_popescu ty.
20:14 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> to get back to fucking, ever left money on the nightstand of a woman that ~wasn't~ a whore ? << SUre, I wanted cigarettes when I came to
20:14 nubbins` "the average canadian spends more on taxes than on food, shelter and clothing combined"
20:14 nubbins` :0
20:15 mircea_popescu nubbins` does the average canadian also get more food, shelter and clothing from the government than he gets on his own dime ?
20:15 nubbins` as an above-average canadian, i cannot say with any degree of certainty
20:15 mircea_popescu well yea you get moose sausage and whatnot.
20:15 nubbins` gotta pay for the moose license
20:16 nubbins` well. someone does
20:16 nubbins` all i gotta pay for is casings
20:17 mircea_popescu mike_c your adhominem religious leadership aside, this whole discussion dovetails neatly into the converse, ascii's curiosity as to why am i giving bitdimes to random sluts.
20:17 mircea_popescu well... there's apparently reasons. have i made money ?
20:17 nubbins` "According to the Vancouver-based think-tank, the average Canadian family earned $77,381 in 2013 and paid $32,369 in total taxes — or 41.8 per cent of income — compared with 36.1 per cent for food, shelter and clothing combined."
20:17 mike_c not yet. that's different from simply no.
20:18 mircea_popescu have i made money supporting openbsd ?
20:18 mike_c yes
20:18 mike_c although accidentally
20:18 nubbins` heh.
20:18 nubbins` got ya on a technicality
20:18 mircea_popescu the fact that when openssl got shot in the head there was someone there to pick the pieces...
20:18 mircea_popescu i mean, reality being complex, evaluating how you make money becomes untrivial.
20:18 mircea_popescu as wall street finds out every sixteen months.
20:18 mike_c sure. ads increase awareness way beyond CTR.
20:19 mircea_popescu ads also allow people to live.
20:19 asciilifeform evaluating how you make money becomes untrivial >> for us peons it's pretty easy though
20:19 mircea_popescu some people you might depend on.
20:19 mircea_popescu i played solforge, some card trading game, and as for the past 500 games i played for more than 2 hours, i paid them something
20:19 mircea_popescu ten or fiddy or i don't remember.
20:20 nubbins` can't have nice things if you don't want to pay for them
20:20 nubbins` get this: i buy music :0
20:20 mircea_popescu maybe this doesn't make me any money, or maybe this is the last thing that keeps playable games available which is what keeps me from killing andreas for realz.
20:20 mike_c ok, but vanads as tipbox.. idk. ascii won't join for 5 doge.
20:21 mircea_popescu it's not the argument.
20:21 mircea_popescu from the position of the ad buyer, i was more than once confronted with endless lists of "venues" to buy space on.
20:21 mircea_popescu what did i buy on ? i couldn't care less about the "numbers"
20:21 mircea_popescu numbers can and universally are faked.
20:21 mircea_popescu i bought on oglaf and other respectable comics. why ?
20:21 mircea_popescu well... specifically because they were respectable.
20:22 mircea_popescu and the thought in my head was "i'd buy the whole book, if i had a guarantee your book is all respectable folk, no mfa, no shit. no torrents w/e"
20:22 mircea_popescu so my rationale is, make a place which actually only lists legitimate venues, people won't have the problem i had anymore.
20:22 asciilifeform re: tips: phun phact. my largest donor, a fellow claiming to be zooko wilcox-ohearn (of the 'zooko's triangle.')
20:22 asciilifeform ^ http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1009&cpage=1#comment-3871
20:22 assbot Loper OS » On the fact that Bitcoin has a Kill Switch; and how to disconnect it.
20:22 mircea_popescu may have other problems, sure. generally we don't see th eproblems we don't have anymore. like in this oglaf comic :
20:23 asciilifeform ^ 1.0101101
20:23 mircea_popescu http://oglaf.com/chronotherapy/
20:23 assbot Chronotherapy
20:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that's pretty cool.
20:24 asciilifeform 0b10101101 == 173 -> ascii '{'
20:24 asciilifeform no idea what this symbolizes.
20:25 mike_c i dunno. luckily we don't have to come to agreement because we will see what happens. i do agree it is something worth trying.
20:26 BingoBoingo And this is why Batman beats Superman, he solves problems Superman can't afford to know exist.
20:26 mircea_popescu that's not really how it works sadly. we'll have to argue it whether it succeeds or fails
20:26 mike_c but we'll have more evidence to argue with
20:26 mircea_popescu because the argument of why it did either can't be put to rest by the mere observation that it did it.
20:26 mircea_popescu that's fo sho.
20:27 mircea_popescu for the admittedly slanted view from my tower however, i can definitely say that i would trade a billion visitors from twitter for a thousand visitors fro whatever,
20:27 mircea_popescu zooko's blog.
20:28 mircea_popescu i guess at the basest, anticonsumerism consists on making businesses not dependant on consumers and the govt dole that supports them.
20:28 mircea_popescu taleb'd call this antifragile businesses.
20:28 asciilifeform !s charity trilema
20:28 assbot 1 results for 'charity trilema' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=charity+trilema
20:29 mircea_popescu related, but quite distinct.
20:32 asciilifeform how distinct?
20:32 mircea_popescu about on the degree of the distinction between going for a play and going to the doctor.
20:33 mircea_popescu they're both professional venues where experts do something to your benefit.
20:33 asciilifeform anticonsumerism consists on making businesses not dependant on consumers >> the old, essentially bulletproof explanation for death of art and science.
20:33 mircea_popescu quite.
20:35 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/rortybomb/status/499345604297121792
20:35 assbot The /hashtag/Ferguson?src=hash police look more militarized now than the actual National Guard, here from the 1967 Newark riots: http://t.co/qk3CKqSp8o
20:39 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: nice little preview of usa when 'the holiday' comes.
20:39 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-02-2014#496666
20:39 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
20:41 asciilifeform ^ also related http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-rationale-behind-boston-psy-ops.html
20:41 assbot ClubOrlov: The Rationale behind the Boston Psy-ops
20:42 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I think Fergeson is the application of the Boston lessons.
20:44 BingoBoingo Still I plan on keeping to Illinois this weekend.
20:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform since you linked http://www.loper-os.org/?p=939 dja know what stotting is ?
20:44 assbot Loper OS » Bitcoin, or How to Hammer in Nails with a Microscope.
20:44 asciilifeform certainly
20:44 BingoBoingo Fergeson is in North county, but West and South County have had riots as well
20:44 asciilifeform also known as 'peacocking'
20:44 mircea_popescu there';s no need for fiddy billion people to be smart.
20:44 mircea_popescu fiddy billion people can be anything they want. all it takes is one.
20:45 asciilifeform the N - 1 neolithic folks who didn't discover fire, yes.
20:47 mircea_popescu mike_c: BingoBoingo: bah, nvmnd, sorry. they all suck. <.
20:51 kyuupichan ;;nethash
20:51 gribble 180239894.005
20:52 * asciilifeform wrote 'nails' piece when he thought the 50b matter
20:56 BingoBoingo !up peterl
20:56 BingoBoingo !up the20year
20:56 BingoBoingo !up TheNewDeal
20:56 peterl !up
20:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: presently you can do a kind of basic 'iq filter' just by, e.g. ignoring anything whatsoever distributed as an ms-word turd << ya think ?! :D
20:57 asciilifeform it's only a very basic filter.
20:58 mircea_popescu BigBitz: such irony. << they deserve it for using lastpass, srsly.
20:58 mircea_popescu the idiocy of it knows no bounds.
20:59 BingoBoingo peterl: Nice work
21:00 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: seven nekkid gals reading the news in seven different languages at the same time > F5 << omfg you haxt my cameras ?!
21:01 kakobrekla i dont have a better explanation.
21:02 mircea_popescu pankkake: that's how you spot a tiny penis <<lol maybe you're just mean.
21:02 mircea_popescu !up leochilll
21:04 mircea_popescu artifexd: http://cryptopals.com/ <- some nice lessons teaching how crypto works, how to attack it, and how easy it is to screw it up << this is useful & interesting.
21:04 assbot The Matasano Crypto Challenges
21:05 * asciilifeform remembers the rsa key challenge and its quiet disappearance
21:05 mircea_popescu yea what happened to that ?
21:05 asciilifeform they pulled it.
21:05 asciilifeform said only 'this isn't needed any more'
21:05 mircea_popescu course some older readers may recall the phuctor and it's quiet quietness. not everything is a they.
21:06 asciilifeform it's still there; hungry.
21:06 mircea_popescu fluffypony lol not bad that guy. is he the real jeff jarvis ? :D
21:07 BingoBoingo Nah
21:08 BingoBoingo Real Jeff Jarvis comes in later all butthurt
21:11 Bet created: "Gold above $1300 on October 1st" http://bitbet.us/bet/1022/
21:12 mircea_popescu http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2014/08/economist-explains-7 << this is a typically fuctarded article as one'd have come to expect out of the economist.
21:12 assbot The Economist explains: Why the price of commercial sex is falling | The Economist
21:13 mircea_popescu " Location matters too. Prostitutes in San Francisco, where the cost of living is high, charge more than those in cheaper cities such as Prague."
21:13 mircea_popescu a) the idiots in san francisco were whining a month ago about how $10/sq foot is "outside of what a "normal" business can pay in rent"
21:13 mircea_popescu prague is more expensive than that.
21:13 TheNewDeal ridiculous bet
21:13 TheNewDeal kitko is showing gold above 1300 RIGHT NOW
21:13 mircea_popescu b) europeans are not fucktarded about sex like the us barbarians are.
21:14 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal it can drop can't it ?
21:14 mircea_popescu "THE ECONOMIST has analysed 190,000 profiles of female sex workers on websites where customers post reviews. The data cover 84 cities in 12 countries, with the biggest number of workers in America and most of the rest in big cities in rich countries. According to our analysis, the price of an hour of sex with a female prostitute has been dropping fairly steadily in recent years. In 2006 the average cost was around $340
21:14 mircea_popescu . By 2014 it had dropped to about $260."
21:14 TheNewDeal the bet doesn't say CLOSE
21:14 TheNewDeal price above at any point
21:14 mircea_popescu this is roughly the equivalent of scrapping seo blogs to get the average revenue of a seo expert.
21:14 mircea_popescu let the permanent record permanently reflect the permanent fact that the economist is a piece of toilet paper upon which down syndrome patients scribble whatever shit happens through their head.
21:15 leochilll aka the "subtle shill" per
21:15 leochilll periodical
21:16 mircea_popescu who might you be ?
21:16 TheNewDeal ooooh I get this now
21:16 BingoBoingo I dunno mircea_popescu you're being awfully harsh on downs syndrome patients comparing them to the economist
21:16 leochilll just a bitcoin fan sick of the propaganda!
21:16 mike_c TheNewDeal: how did you WoL bets go?
21:16 TheNewDeal it's a european call style
21:16 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal exactly.
21:16 TheNewDeal good of course
21:17 mike_c glad to hear it
21:17 peterl BingoBoingo: thanks, still working on it
21:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3200207 = 0.64 BTC [-]
21:19 BingoBoingo peterl: Just a suggestion, you don't have to follow it, but make your own WP theme, keeps shit simpler
21:20 peterl yeah, I just grabbed one to get started, I am planning on rewriting most of it as I go
21:21 BingoBoingo peterl: "Toolbox" is a decent blank slate to shape to your whims
21:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3210001 = 0.642 BTC [+]
21:25 TheNewDeal just curious - why did the URO bet get cancelled. Shitty resolution resource?
21:25 BingoBoingo Prolly jsut shitty thing to bet on
21:25 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal shitty coin. people wanna advertise on bitbet, might as well either outright buy it or else put some money down.
21:26 mircea_popescu im not paying people shareholder $$$ to advertise their dog's vomit.
21:26 TheNewDeal but then why accept the bet?
21:26 mircea_popescu noob mod.
21:26 TheNewDeal gotcha
21:26 TheNewDeal I couldn't care less about URO, hadn't heard of it until the bet.
21:27 TheNewDeal Would rather go by kilos of piss on the street - will be worth more tomorrow
21:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19282 @ 0.00073975 = 14.2639 BTC [-]
21:30 BingoBoingo !Up Graet
21:31 BingoBoingo !up princessnell
21:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00073975 = 4.2166 BTC [-]
21:46 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> eventually. once ben_vulpes figures out the basics of how to install servers and stuff << i've got the basics down pretty well. sifting through the midden without bringing the whole heap down on oneself is far beyond basics.
21:46 mircea_popescu one day i'll figure out the basics of being nice.
21:48 ben_vulpes "i could but fuck it"?
21:49 mircea_popescu s/it/her/
21:49 BingoBoingo mike_c: How comes your book?
21:49 mike_c working on illustrations
21:49 BingoBoingo Sweet
21:50 mircea_popescu can it has tits ?
21:51 ben_vulpes asciilifeform, mike_c, mircea_popescu: seems like there's some demand for an ad slot that's invisible unless paid for with a venue-specified minimum bid per day.
21:51 mircea_popescu owner can just put a bid.
21:51 mircea_popescu no need for code.
21:51 ben_vulpes ho
21:51 BingoBoingo ^ that
21:52 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: What evidence suggests that...
21:52 mike_c yeah, i'm not demanding that.
21:52 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes welcome to the empire of good design, where most customer requests get a "no need for new code, you're doing it wrong" from management.
21:52 mircea_popescu i hear it's a thing to behold.
21:52 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1D7W855.txt )
21:52 BingoBoingo !b 2
21:53 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: i don't believe 90%+ of the derpage emitted by "advertising industry" << precisely this. as i understand, cargo cult.
21:55 BingoBoingo TimSwanson: I know reading is hard in caves in Romania << Where is dude's intel department?
21:56 BingoBoingo ;;later tell TimSwanson Hello http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/04/malpidity/ Sorry I was too drunk last night and passed out before we could meet
21:56 assbot Malpidity | Bingo Blog
21:56 gribble The operation succeeded.
21:57 mircea_popescu actually romania has an extensive network of caves and carstic phenomena.
21:57 mircea_popescu it's like florida only walkable.
21:57 BingoBoingo Missouri has a lot of Karst geology as well. Most pictures of "Nature" in Romania remind me of the Ozarks
21:57 mircea_popescu karstic*
21:57 mircea_popescu yeah just about, same geology
21:58 BingoBoingo Lots of water raping a lot of limestone
21:58 BingoBoingo TimSwanson: You said I was a "environmental scholar" << You are whether you admit it or not.
22:00 mircea_popescu no actually he's a highschool english teacher
22:00 mircea_popescu or w/e tefl qualifies you for.
22:00 BingoBoingo https://www.michaelwlucas.com/autobiography/the-thumbs
22:00 assbot The Thumbs « Michael W Lucas
22:00 mircea_popescu the environment derp is a different tim swanson
22:01 * asciilifeform just unpacked a small lathe, that was wrapped in perhaps 100 metres of... sandwich wrap.
22:01 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Nah, this Tim Swanson is totally an environmental derp, but English is a sloppy language.
22:01 * asciilifeform could only think 'alien cocoon'
22:01 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: for example "TimSwanson: I work doing market research for Bitcoin companies" << He studies mosses and Lichen
22:01 mircea_popescu asciilifeform what if one of these days you'll unwrap a gift to find a weird egg or somesuch
22:02 asciilifeform lol
22:02 asciilifeform ;;google hans rickheit
22:02 gribble Hans Rickheit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Rickheit>; Chrome Fetus - The Comix of Hans Rickheit: <http://chromefetus.blogspot.com/>; CHLOE by Hans RIckheit - Ectopiary: <http://www.ectopiary.com/chloe.html>
22:02 asciilifeform https://www.google.com/search?q=hans+rickheit&tbm=isch
22:02 assbot hans rickheit - Google Search
22:04 mircea_popescu http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08/11/anonymous_wifi_the_latest_casualty_of_russia_net_neurosis/
22:04 assbot Anonymous wifi the latest casualty of Russia net neurosis The Register
22:04 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-08-2014#792217 << Definitely established as a lie
22:04 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
22:05 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i say one thing, derp reads what's preloaded in his stupid head. then i say "you're too stupid to understand what's being said", derp figures i'm "attacking" him.
22:05 mircea_popescu too bad so sad etc.
22:07 BingoBoingo This Swanson dicklick makes me want to stay pseudonymous forever, with my real name still an open secret among all WoTty people who care to ask. Just so silly onomatapeia can be more real then Tim, the San Fransisco Man
22:07 penguirker New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/the-bitcoin-lordship-list-first-revision/
22:08 mircea_popescu congrats to fluffypony FabianB dignork mthreat justusranvier
22:10 asciilifeform Morloch << a moloch worshipped by morlocks?
22:11 mircea_popescu lol i guess so.
22:13 mike_c kakobrekla doesn't have a single negative rating. what a nice guy.
22:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform footnoted.
22:14 kakobrekla yeah well pirate didnt either
22:14 mircea_popescu mike_c he gets banned a lot.
22:14 mike_c that is true. i guess he only pisses off people that don't matter
22:15 mircea_popescu or pisses them off enough they can't remember their passwords
22:15 BingoBoingo The Best Trilema http://trilema.com/2011/arta-pedepsirii/
22:15 assbot Arta pedepsirii pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
22:15 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo you understand that ?
22:15 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Yeah.
22:15 mircea_popescu your romanian is impressive by now.
22:16 BingoBoingo Enough for and English speaker
22:16 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Nah, my romanian is shit. I can't speak it and barely translate it. My reading though is improving.
22:17 mircea_popescu if you can actually read trilema you're above about a third of native speakers.
22:17 BingoBoingo I doubt I could read much non-Trilema romanian though.
22:18 BingoBoingo Basically for a Trilema I map the grammer and then dictionary the words
22:18 mircea_popescu this is how one comprehends a text.
22:18 BingoBoingo Then again not many English speakers have done better with post switch trilema compared to pre-switch have they?
22:19 mircea_popescu it's what i have the slavegirls do when in doubt.
22:19 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> this is how one comprehends a text. << Rarely taught in US. Surprised classmates when in Spinoza class I told them my secret weapon was posterboard for mapping things to other things.
22:20 BingoBoingo But how else does one do geometry of a medium more portable than a chalkboard?
22:20 mircea_popescu it was taught just about a thousand years ago in teh monasteries.
22:21 BingoBoingo But secular humanist emoting!!! Old is bad, new is mestraul painting. Don't worry about OSHA no helmet required.
22:22 BingoBoingo !up peterl
22:23 BingoBoingo When I tried philosophy grad school everyone got in pissing matches over who read Whitehead or Russel, but how many other gave a shot at their Principia they did together? 0
22:24 mircea_popescu hence "impudent cocklets"
22:24 BingoBoingo Because apparently Logos is the least important area of Philosophy
22:25 BingoBoingo I mean if you are making love to knowledge Logos is basically the tits
22:27 mircea_popescu http://cryptopals.com/sets/6/challenges/42/
22:27 assbot Bleichenbacher's e=3 RSA Attack
22:27 mircea_popescu ahh this is so sweet.
22:27 mircea_popescu in other words, "find anyone implementing e=3 pseudocrypto and fire them"
22:27 copumpkin that's how the first iphone unlock worked
22:28 ben_vulpes !s old time
22:28 assbot 65 results for 'old time' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=old+time
22:29 mircea_popescu copumpkin exactly.
22:29 ben_vulpes !s rosenfeld
22:29 assbot 17 results for 'rosenfeld' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=rosenfeld
22:29 BingoBoingo As far as the teaching Assistant part of being a grad student goes going from freshman logic to babysitting pharm students was a godsend. The latter FEARED the material they were studying.
22:30 mircea_popescu nothing beats material that can punch you in the gut.
22:32 mircea_popescu http://cryptopals.com/sets/6/challenges/44/ also sweet.
22:32 assbot DSA nonce recovery from repeated nonce
22:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3199838 = 0.96 BTC [-]
22:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00073906 = 9.46 BTC [-] {2}
22:40 kakobrekla !up danielpbarron
22:40 kakobrekla a ok
22:40 kakobrekla i just got the other message.
22:40 mike_c BingoBoingo: be the amazing!
22:40 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:40 BingoBoingo mike_c: Lol, you noticed
22:40 mike_c publishing my novel
22:41 mircea_popescu i thought it was a book
22:41 mircea_popescu IS IT ALSO A NOVEL!?!?
22:41 mike_c hm. novels are fiction, right? i guess not.
22:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 46 @ 0.01180153 = 0.5429 BTC [-] {4}
22:45 BingoBoingo ;;later tellTimSwanson I don't have to be a Bitcoin Taliban to understand how it works << Actually the model is more like ISIS
22:45 gribble Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "tellTimSwanson" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.
22:45 BingoBoingo ;;later tell TimSwanson I don't have to be a Bitcoin Taliban to understand how it works << Actually the model is more like ISIS
22:45 gribble The operation succeeded.
22:49 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> if you can actually read trilema you're above about a third of native speakers. << You know on this point alone if Silicon Valley really cared about BTC they'd be wining and dinign me by nao
22:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28145 @ 0.00074229 = 20.8918 BTC [+] {2}
22:50 asciilifeform e=3 >> this is a schoolboy mistake - even schneier's red book as i recall warned against it
22:52 BingoBoingo http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/12/michael-brown-protests_n_5672163.html?utm_hp_ref=tw
22:52 assbot Police Officer Caught On Video Calling Michael Brown Protesters 'F***ing Animals'
22:53 BingoBoingo http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/08/11/surreal-video-images-out-of-ferguson-as-unrest-resumes-following-shooting-of-unarmed-teenager-i-cant-believe-this-is-happening/
22:53 assbot Surreal Video, Images Out of Ferguson as Unrest Resumes Following Shooting of Unarmed Teen: I Cant Believe This Is Happening | Video | TheBlaze.com
22:53 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/jasonplusone/statuses/499015768156016640
22:53 assbot Twitter / jasonplusone: "@BigBoi: Wow ! This cop points ...
22:54 BingoBoingo "@BigBoi: Wow ! This cop points his AR at an unarmed ward Alderman. RT @AntonioFrench: #Ferguson https://vine.co/v/MYZmwD9Dqhu " #MartialLaw
22:54 assbot Right now in #Ferguson
22:55 BingoBoingo %t
22:55 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 195 Ask: 239 Last Price: 250 24h-Vol: 336k High: 250 Low: 190 VWAP: 216
22:58 mike_c i don't know about you guys, but my blog posts are done when i can't stand to look at them anymore.
22:58 asciilifeform same
22:58 BingoBoingo mike_c: It's like that for about 50% of mine
23:00 penguirker New blog post: http://www.btcalpha.com/blog/2014/a-new-spin-on-parimutuel-wagering/
23:00 decimation re: swanson << his writings make sense if you assume he is ignorant of Gresham's law
23:02 decimation and also lacking sense
23:05 BingoBoingo decimation: That doesn't explain his ignorance of how to structure a document he is going to try to label a "book"
23:06 BingoBoingo %d
23:06 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 1878190.93 in 2005 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: 0.00
23:07 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
23:07 gribble Current Blocks: 315356 | Current Difficulty: 1.9729645940577133E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 316511 | Next Difficulty In: 1155 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 21 hours, 59 minutes, and 16 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 24113710923.3 | Estimated Percent Change: 22.2207
23:08 decimation you see a book is a container that holds words that you vomit
23:09 BingoBoingo decimation: Still, the container has a standard form. Toilets can have different looks, but are recognizable as toilets.
23:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16150 @ 0.00074076 = 11.9633 BTC [-] {2}
23:11 mircea_popescu <mike_c> i don't know about you guys, but my blog posts are done when i can't stand to look at them anymore. << i take about half an hour.
23:12 BingoBoingo I've spent anywhere from 30 minutes to a day and a half depending on the post.
23:13 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo not the frenc ones.
23:13 decimation moldbug describes how all prices will be recalculated once the world passes from the dollar through the bitcoin-vortex
23:13 decimation someone standing on the shore today sees only a ripple where that vortex will one day consume everything
23:14 asciilifeform decimation: the 'monetary restandardization' piece, yes
23:14 mircea_popescu i wasn't aware curtis switched camps to pro-btc
23:15 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Honestly I often spend more time trying to make the stupid posts less stupid then say fuck it and hit publish
23:15 decimation I'm riffing a bit, he was talking about gold mainly
23:15 mircea_popescu when did that happen ?
23:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: he was never 'anti' in the usual sense, just very pessimistic
23:15 decimation he did mention bitcoin at the end
23:15 asciilifeform 'gasenwagen will come surely'
23:15 mircea_popescu mmm.
23:15 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo never bother with the stupid.
23:15 decimation http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2011/04/on-monetary-restandardization.html
23:15 assbot Unqualified Reservations: On monetary restandardization
23:16 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: It's a work in progress
23:16 decimation he thinks usg will stop bitcoin - I don't find that a very credible thesis.
23:16 asciilifeform http://unqualified-reservations.blogspot.com/2013/04/bitcoin-is-money-bitcoin-is-bubble.html << continued here
23:16 assbot Unqualified Reservations: Bitcoin is money, Bitcoin is a bubble
23:17 decimation I just mentally edit his posts with s//gold/bitcoin/
23:17 asciilifeform he thinks usg << could've, too, if the hearts had bled on schedule. bullet whistled by.
23:17 BingoBoingo ;;calc 364/12
23:17 gribble 30.3333333333
23:18 BingoBoingo Eh a month to walk to Mexico sounds right
23:19 decimation "On the dollar's last day as a meaningful unit of account, total dollar net worth is at its historical peak. ... Best of all, unlike theglobe.com, this boom is sustainable. Ideally, it terminates in an allocated BITCOIN standard with no debt - the American and European economies at present, of course, being brutally overcapitalized. "
23:21 decimation THis is another mistake swanson makes. THe idea that transactions are so costly in dollar terms is quite irrelvant to bitcoin holders.
23:22 decimation becuase once the world has passed through the bitcoin vortex, all prices will be recalculated - and there's no formula to get from here to there
23:29 BingoBoingo decimation: Well, in the San Francisco world of Bitcoin ATM's transactions actually do cost $40 or $50 above spot
23:37 decimation somehow the fact that bitgo and xapo have raised money means that bitcoin is expensive to secure
23:39 BingoBoingo Nah, it means there's people with too much fiat who can't be arsed to secure it themselves yet
23:42 decimation man I thought mircea was hard on the guy but after reading a few pages of the book he deserves worse
23:44 BingoBoingo decimation: I toldl you.
23:45 BingoBoingo Also the fucking page numbering, lack of citation style, etc
23:47 decimation I'm trying to figure out what his angle is. What rich prince (perhaps in his mind) wants poorly-written anti-bitcoin pablum?
23:48 BingoBoingo decimation: Well... To be determined
23:55 mircea_popescu <decimation> I just mentally edit his posts with s//gold/bitcoin/ << that's a way to go about it. prolly would have made hitler quite palatable too
23:55 mircea_popescu s/jews/racists
23:55 mircea_popescu danielpbarron i wouldn't bother.
23:56 danielpbarron k
23:57 mircea_popescu decimation> man I thought mircea was hard on the guy but after reading a few pages of the book he deserves worse << and importantly, i read no pages of the book.
23:57 mircea_popescu this heuristic must be valuable.
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