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00:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
00:01 Vexual best chatup line ver
00:03 mircea_popescu just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi = hola yo necesito muchas albondigalitas. donde esta la zapatoria ?
00:03 mircea_popescu if they answer with "is your hovercraft full of eels ?" you're golden.
00:03 Vexual oh do come with mp
00:04 Vexual ill carry eels just in case
00:05 Vexual donde este hovercraft?
00:05 pankkake vamos a la playa, mi corazon
00:05 Vexual esta? esta
00:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14500001 BTC [-]
00:06 mircea_popescu donde esta el aerodeslizador.
00:06 Vexual corazon?
00:06 BingoBoingo Donde esta tu madre?
00:08 pankkake corazon is that word that all spanish songs must have
00:08 pankkake BingoBoingo: you forgot puta, alwas before madre. always
00:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16678 @ 0.00087178 = 14.5395 BTC [-] {2}
00:10 BingoBoingo pankkake: Not always... Sometimes you suggest the other party Chengarse first and then you chenga tu madre
00:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.145 BTC [-]
00:14 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg3901066#msg3901066 grilled cat update
00:15 ozbot ASICMINER: Entering the Future of ASIC Mining by Inventing It
00:15 Vexual esta hija viene conmigo
00:17 mircea_popescu so 40nm
00:17 mircea_popescu and apparently hecan't get bitcoin for dollars etc.
00:17 Vexual sounds like a different friedcat
00:17 mircea_popescu which is a rapidly worsening problem.
00:18 pankkake 40nm isn't news
00:18 KRS|Gotyawallet wait and see what the swiss decision is on that
00:18 Vexual if same friedcat he can get yan for bitcoin
00:18 KRS|Gotyawallet we might all flock to sweden for swiss bank accts
00:19 BingoBoingo Eh, on the optimistic side everyone advertising smaller nodes at this point hasn't shipped anything yet so he might actually have a better implementation at 40 nm. Still though mining is for suckers.
00:19 Vexual are the power specs on target?
00:20 pankkake bitfury is doing very well with its 40
00:20 Vexual anyone re blades?
00:22 Vexual firedcat holding fiat?
00:22 Vexual fark
00:23 Vexual oh i see
00:23 Vexual what mp said
00:23 Vexual who has he been talking to, his english has changed
00:24 BingoBoingo Also imagine all of the drama
00:24 pankkake probably not the same person
00:25 pankkake not sure why people belive AM=one guy
00:25 Vexual ty pankkake for rapid news
00:25 BingoBoingo An AsicMiner collapse into ponzi alone if it happened tomorrow could probably give us $10,000 bitcoin simply because bitcoin is backed by drama
00:25 pankkake thank pentadactyl
00:25 Vexual ill thnbak you
00:26 pankkake I hereby accept your thnbak
00:26 KRS|Gotyawallet hah
00:27 KRS|Gotyawallet In Satoshi's name, amen.
00:28 mircea_popescu no homo : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Breznev-Honecker_1979.jpg
00:28 pankkake Dear Satoshi, I ask you now to forgive me, I have sold coins am sorry, I repent, wash me Satoshi, make me brand new. Satoshi, be my savior, be my lord, and my very best friend. From this moment on, I am yours and you are mine. Come mine your coins through me. Amen.
00:28 pankkake (from #bitcoin-church)
00:29 Vexual europe much?
00:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.49 BTC
00:29 lewicki you sound like lorenzo
00:29 KRS|Gotyawallet HAHA
00:30 KRS|Gotyawallet lorenzomoney?
00:30 lewicki yes
00:30 KRS|Gotyawallet hah i know him
00:30 KRS|Gotyawallet he's pretty funny met him at a starbux
00:31 lewicki he drive up in a vespa?
00:31 KRS|Gotyawallet idk what he drove in tbh
00:31 KRS|Gotyawallet wanted to do some kind of project when i mentioned capital he got clammy
00:31 Vexual lol
00:31 lewicki porn
00:31 KRS|Gotyawallet i guess people work for free these days
00:32 Vexual its going around
00:32 Vexual lorenzo from nwa?
00:33 BingoBoingo You know, Bitcoin needs a solid "Where are they now" feature that covers people "media" found important in late 2012 and earlier that speaks to how irrelevant they are nao.
00:33 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo sounds like a good blogpost.
00:34 Apocalyptic ^^
00:34 KRS|Gotyawallet u know vexual?
00:34 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Might take some time, but probably more interesting than Dank
00:34 KRS|Gotyawallet that music was the shit back then
00:34 Apocalyptic I wonder where Vessenes is now
00:34 Vexual if you ever see me in the pen, then it's me and lorenzo
00:34 BingoBoingo And unlike Dank who I wrote off as uninsteresting early I've got some notes on Diabo-D3, Nefario, Thermos, et al
00:34 mircea_popescu and with that, i bid you a very good night.
00:35 Vexual ciao bella
00:35 KRS|Gotyawallet nite
00:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1566 @ 0.00299997 = 4.698 BTC [-] {2}
00:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.16 BTC [+]
00:44 benkay have dividends paid out? "Yes. But..."
00:44 benkay i don't even track mining and that sounds retarded
00:45 thestringpuller i stay icyhot these niggaz benkay
00:45 thestringpuller - Tito Lopez
00:45 Vexual hold cash save 1% good business
00:46 thestringpuller so havelock is officially the new GLBSE?
00:46 thestringpuller What are we at now GLBSE 5.0?
00:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12332 @ 0.00087499 = 10.7904 BTC [+]
00:46 Vexual panama holding co aint no bullshit
00:47 benkay meanwhile mpoe steamrolls up to 87500
00:47 thestringpuller that's because btc price dropped
00:47 thestringpuller everytime there is a rise in btc price usually people vacate their position in MPOE and sell off their profits
00:47 Vexual and coz nelson mandela time cover sold more than ever, it's a bottstrap
00:47 benkay WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
00:48 pankkake it's havecocks now
00:49 thestringpuller it seems that MPOE will be worth holding a lot more when the btc price stabilizes
00:49 thestringpuller MPOE rises with less volatility
00:50 Vexual its more evident than anything else mpoe will exist in ten years
00:51 benkay orly
00:51 thestringpuller i think there will be more than just an MPOE bot
00:51 thestringpuller in 10 years
00:51 Vexual well fortune didnt say its a guy from romainia
00:51 pankkake will there be more than MP sideprojects traded?
00:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00340009 = 0.68 BTC [-] {2}
00:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1445 BTC [-]
00:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3524 = 1.762 BTC [-] {4}
00:51 thestringpuller MPOE is the most reliable place to trade options imo
00:52 pankkake but in 10 years the dollar will be dead
00:52 benkay let's all calm down
00:52 benkay mp's getting his dick sucked already
00:52 KRS|Gotyawallet im next ok?
00:52 Vexual thats when u need a commie kid rolling shit pankakke
00:52 thestringpuller the only thing is that MPOE-bot isn't making any money in the long term
00:53 thestringpuller all that has to occur is all the MPBOR peeps stop giving MP money to run MPOE
00:53 thestringpuller then MPOE can't function unless MP gives it his own capital
00:53 pankkake not sure who are those guys
00:53 pankkake satoshi?
00:53 benkay yeah wtf that's some crazy risk to eat
00:53 benkay and why
00:53 Vexual satoshi not interested in money left or right
00:53 thestringpuller then who would it be?
00:54 benkay it's smidge
00:54 thestringpuller people who are willing to sacrifice a % of their wealth so that bitcoin doesn't plummet?
00:54 benkay smidge funds mpbor
00:54 pankkake I guess it's valuable
00:54 bloctoc MPBOR peeps <-- what is that?
00:54 thestringpuller isn't the realized gains some -123%
00:54 pankkake but the temptation to freeride is great
00:54 thestringpuller bloctoc: MPBOR is the bond MP uses to fund MPOE bot
00:55 thestringpuller you send MP cash with an attached interest rate and that goes into the bond pool for a given options month
00:55 thestringpuller etc. etc.
00:55 benkay rolls over forever
00:55 Vexual life
00:56 pankkake I guess it's slightly better than 1BitcoinEater
00:56 thestringpuller someone who's invested in MPBOR for MPOE's entire lifespan would have lost 113% of their original capital if they left it unhedged...
00:56 thestringpuller 123%
00:56 thestringpuller *
00:56 benkay maybe one hedges with the options
00:56 benkay but still. insane! wtf!
00:57 benkay insider trading on btc price i betcha
00:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36080832 = 2.1648 BTC [+] {3}
00:58 benkay i wonder if tiberiusxiv just went off the deep end imagining mpex conspiracies
00:58 benkay or better! MP paid to have him driven insane.
00:58 bloctoc all in one very bad month though right? then the bot was modified for the better for b holders. and 113% doesn't make sense.
00:58 thestringpuller that's the realized gains though bloctoc over the lifespan of MPOE
00:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 31 @ 0.05 = 1.55 BTC
00:59 thestringpuller it's probably the only valid point tiberius ever made
00:59 thestringpuller but the service it provides to the bitcoin economy as a whole keeps the market from bottoming out
00:59 thestringpuller MPOE-bot pays for our sins....
00:59 pankkake so it is the true bitcoin jesus
01:00 thestringpuller i guess so
01:00 benkay an implicit backing of the biterati
01:00 benkay this is a story that should be spread
01:00 bloctoc in theory yes, but I don't see many people using options in practice.
01:00 thestringpuller how so bloctoc ?
01:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 594 @ 0.00345156 = 2.0502 BTC [+] {8}
01:01 bloctoc I know I sound like I'm trolling, but I don't fully understand who is using mpex for options trading. seems like none is for the last several months
01:02 bloctoc I don't understand the price rise over the last few days either.
01:02 thestringpuller it's an anonymous exchange but I know I've seen at least 200 BTC worth of C050
01:02 thestringpuller sold short to the bot
01:02 pankkake http://trilema.com/2013/mpoe-november-2013-statement/
01:02 ozbot MPOE, November 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
01:02 Vexual sounds like a govenment to me
01:02 thestringpuller so someone doesn't want the average price to go over 1100
01:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00349999 = 0.245 BTC [-] {2}
01:03 thestringpuller immediately after there was large supply of BTC that flooded all the markets
01:03 benkay this is the worst arg ever
01:03 thestringpuller LOL
01:03 benkay bitcoin is going to get me killed or something
01:04 Vexual trust in satoshi
01:04 thestringpuller satoshi is not in WoT, don't trust him
01:05 thestringpuller ;;gettrust satoshi
01:05 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user satoshi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=satoshi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=satoshi | Rated since: never
01:05 Vexual he doesnt need you to
01:05 pankkake I have a −1 on satoshi on the forum
01:06 pankkake "created a currency without any economics background"
01:06 thestringpuller satoshi is the government
01:06 thestringpuller satoshi is the the bildebergersssss
01:06 thestringpuller the reptilian moon people
01:06 benkay satoshi is fnord
01:06 thestringpuller the moon landing was faked
01:06 Vexual satoshi is the rules of life, mp is the government
01:07 bloctoc Still learning, but I don't see how one would sell short to the bot. I thought the bot did the selling.
01:07 benkay buy calls!
01:07 thestringpuller bloctoc: you use the command mkopt
01:07 benkay or that
01:07 benkay you too can underwrite options
01:07 thestringpuller yup
01:08 bloctoc so, buy calls would be the opposite of the mkopt command right?
01:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3609898 BTC [+]
01:08 thestringpuller you underwrite an option then sell it to the bot who always has bids up
01:08 thestringpuller yea
01:08 thestringpuller buying an option is opposite of mkopt
01:08 bloctoc Thanks gentlemen, I'm getting there.
01:08 benkay gonna trade options?
01:08 thestringpuller i wonder how much collateral that person needed
01:09 thestringpuller ;;calc 200 / 0.054
01:09 gribble 3703.7037037
01:09 thestringpuller ;;calc 3703 * .1
01:09 gribble 370.3
01:09 bloctoc I might trade options with eulora dividends some day.
01:09 thestringpuller LOL
01:09 benkay you're long minigame?
01:10 bloctoc since ipo
01:10 thestringpuller there likely won't be operating revenue until 2015 though
01:10 bloctoc hence the use of the phrase "some day"
01:10 benkay i love how minigame and nsa have wildly different yield curves
01:11 benkay nsa: probably some revenue in the near future.
01:11 thestringpuller asciilifeform is goin hard on the Cardano
01:12 thestringpuller benkay you are right though a company that isn't an MP side project needs to IPO on MPEx
01:12 benkay minigame: not a lot of revenue now, maybe shitloads of revenue in the future, plus capital for spinoffs and low-investment games that bilk people of btc.
01:12 benkay i'm noodling around with the idea of doing a depository, but it scares me shitliss.
01:12 benkay shitless*
01:12 bloctoc I am scared of security companies like Gordon Gekko is scared of airlines
01:13 thestringpuller i don't think minigame will have a shitload of revenue, it'll have to build into it
01:13 benkay explain yourself boctoc
01:13 benkay bloctoc*
01:13 benkay yeah. i'm just keeping my eye on it. i fire up the demo from time to time.
01:13 bloctoc I think many many people come up with secure solutions that are great, but then nobody gives a shit enough to buy them.
01:14 bloctoc same with games I guess
01:14 benkay mp's theory is that he knows game design too
01:14 thestringpuller yea but he doesn't?
01:15 benkay skinner box is a skinner box
01:15 benkay ain't much too it
01:15 benkay to*
01:15 thestringpuller games make money by being accessible to the fanbase
01:15 thestringpuller that's why GTA V made some billion dollars in it's first weekend
01:15 Duffer1 popularity is no small factor either
01:16 thestringpuller popularity is probably the only factor
01:16 thestringpuller remember a show called Homocide Life on the Street?
01:16 thestringpuller probably not because no one hearda bout it
01:16 thestringpuller yet it was hailed as one of the greatest crime shows to ever air
01:16 Duffer1 never heard of it
01:16 thestringpuller ^ exactly
01:17 pankkake by hipsters probably
01:17 Duffer1 i would have liked to see the MP asset fund a compatible Steam Greenlight project
01:17 Duffer1 building something around crypto could work sure, but imo the popularity won't be there
01:18 thestringpuller even steam greenlight is iffy, you only get so much visibility
01:18 pankkake unless it pulls a minecraft? (still don't get why that game is popular)
01:18 thestringpuller minecraft was all timing
01:18 thestringpuller it also had like what 0 overhead?
01:19 Duffer1 i meant find a project on greenlight that looks like it might work with crypto currency, negotiate to fund them
01:19 benkay what do you mean timing, thestringpuller?
01:19 Duffer1 greenlight is almost a vc superstore
01:20 bloctoc I assume that is still on the radar. I would be surprised if all the IPO needs to go towards development from scratch.
01:20 thestringpuller Look at minecraft's history. It was designed as an infiniminer clone. The alpha was sold at like what 5-10 dollars. It hit the market right at a time when people wanted something of that immersive nature.
01:21 thestringpuller It's like how G-Funk took over the hip hop world in the 90's.
01:21 Duffer1 oh baby you... got what i neeEEEEeed..
01:21 KRS|Gotyawallet idk what the big deal is other than they nailed the massive world nature of it..i never played it but watched videos
01:22 thestringpuller it's fun for anyone who plays it, but mainly it's a game that literally gets children addicted
01:22 KRS|Gotyawallet someone actually created a simple computer by making a machine that moved blocks around which add up to different values depending on the inputs
01:22 thestringpuller which I think is how it became so popular
01:22 bloctoc I'd like to see bitcoin based Grand Turismo for pink slips
01:22 thestringpuller LOL
01:22 KRS|Gotyawallet nice
01:23 Duffer1 cryptocurrency based Star Citizen pls
01:25 Duffer1 don't tell me you guys haven't heard of star citizen
01:25 pankkake :(
01:25 bloctoc I'm not much of a gamer.
01:25 Duffer1 >.<
01:25 Duffer1 it's eve, but good
01:25 pankkake oh it's an *upcoming* game. it sounded like an old game
01:26 benkay vaporware
01:27 thestringpuller lol vaporware the game
01:27 benkay what is so nominally special about the eulora economy again?
01:27 thestringpuller how long can you fool your audience into thinking you have a product
01:27 thestringpuller As MPOE-PR tried to argue with me: "There is no farming"
01:28 benkay ?
01:28 thestringpuller Basically every item in the game that spawns, spawns according to how much cryptocurrency is funding the game.
01:28 benkay can't be talking mkt cap of smg, tho
01:29 benkay gotta be some other vehicle
01:29 thestringpuller yea all the food items and such have to be purcahsed with BTC
01:29 Duffer1 i think project entropia tried something like that a long time ago
01:30 thestringpuller yea they tried exactly that
01:30 thestringpuller and it became a mix of second life and eve
01:30 Duffer1 but far less popular than either of those :P
01:30 thestringpuller no gimmick or monetization strategy beats solid gameplay
01:31 thestringpuller if the gameplay is fun, then people will play it
01:31 Duffer1 i'd like for an upcoming game to be virtual currency based, but i don't see how it can be that, and fun at the same time
01:31 thestringpuller the game will become popular if it's easily accessible and the rest takes care of itself
01:31 Duffer1 unless the currency is an alt, centrally controlled by the game company...
01:32 thestringpuller you could make a crypto currency game that is single player
01:32 thestringpuller straight up arcade style dude
01:32 thestringpuller you know how many quarters I put in the Ninja Turtles game
01:32 thestringpuller the Simpsons Game
01:32 thestringpuller and the XMen game
01:32 Vexual i lost a fortune on tekken
01:33 benkay huh now there is an excellent idea
01:33 benkay "put a satoshi in, kid"
01:33 Duffer1 put in quarters payout winners in btc?
01:33 Vexual take the skills to the arcade
01:33 benkay payout what winners?
01:34 Duffer1 small incentive for beating the game, nm
01:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 66 @ 0.00299998 = 0.198 BTC [+]
01:35 benkay oh even better you can exchange all your loot for some gameplay credits
01:36 benkay but ever doth the timer decrement
01:36 benkay and ever doth your gear wear out
01:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 334 @ 0.00297604 = 0.994 BTC [-] {2}
01:37 thestringpuller they have btc atms
01:37 thestringpuller why not an arcade machine converted to take btc
01:37 Vexual ill play
01:37 Vexual vex at top
01:38 thestringpuller replace the ticket machines at chuck-e-cheese with btc
01:38 benkay give the parents bitcoin wallets take dollars convert to btc, send btc back to parents new webwallet?
01:38 Vexual ante on tekken
01:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8398 @ 0.00087544 = 7.3519 BTC [+] {2}
01:39 Vexual winner takes all (actually 95%)
01:40 Duffer1 meh
01:40 Duffer1 are arcades still popular?
01:40 Vexual kids love losing money at arcades
01:40 benkay neopets
01:40 thestringpuller modern consoles kinda made arcades a thing of the past
01:40 Vexual tekken is still serious in sydney
01:40 benkay rip off neopets and fund it with btc
01:40 thestringpuller now they are jsut relics of hotels and resorts
01:41 thestringpuller but you could probably create a pay to play single player web based game like gauntlet legends
01:41 thestringpuller insert satoshi to play
01:41 Duffer1 erf
01:41 Vexual tekken is two player
01:41 thestringpuller tekken can be one player though no?
01:41 thestringpuller with AI and stuff
01:41 thestringpuller until CHALLENGER APPROACHES
01:42 thestringpuller and that's when all the asians gather around and start cheering
01:42 Vexual let the cheeres bet too
01:42 Vexual i feel a knife fight coming on
01:43 thestringpuller i think the issue with MG is ultimately it's hard to make a game fun
01:43 thestringpuller you know a game is fun when you play it, but not so much while making it
01:44 Vexual there are lots of reasons people want to play
01:44 thestringpuller yea but look at Mario vs any game on the Atari 2600 save maybe pitfall
01:44 Vexual i ve'r had a 2600
01:44 Vexual *ne'r
01:45 thestringpuller you have to start really small to design a fun game
01:46 thestringpuller like the original mega man is really fun but extremely difficult to the point it's generally not fun to non-hardcore gamers
01:46 thestringpuller so they had to rebalance it for Mega Man 2 which outsold and was much more popular than it's predecessor
01:47 thestringpuller so adding crypto to that mix is quite the challenge imo
01:47 Vexual difficult is one thing
01:47 BingoBoingo The bigger issue with S.MG is probably they have all of this capital that is probably going to exceed dev costs and going to be a dividend so people will hold for that.
01:48 thestringpuller BingoBoingo: what if they can't get to a point where they can get operating revenue?
01:48 thestringpuller if the raised capital exceed dev costs due to deflation I can see that happening
01:48 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: That is a great question
01:49 thestringpuller but if the monthly dev costs outweighs the incoming revenue from "sales" they'll still need that capital
01:49 Vexual those arent the real hurdles for game devs
01:49 thestringpuller tell that to ubisoft mr. Vexual
01:49 thestringpuller THQ*
01:49 thestringpuller mybad
01:50 Vexual good point, thjose splash screens gotta mean something or the company is kaput
01:50 thestringpuller THQ operated on a loss for some 2 years
01:50 Vexual u cant make a game in a month
01:50 thestringpuller Squaresoft did the same thing until they merged with Enix now they are back in the same scenario
01:51 thestringpuller that's why you have to stagger development, multiple games in the pipe
01:51 BingoBoingo I think one thing S.NSA has going for it is that even with deflation if costs are charged against raised capital, at least for No Such lAbs there aren't many replacement level competitors.
01:51 thestringpuller or your primary game has to pay for itself upon release
01:51 thestringpuller Rockstar will never go bankrupt
01:51 thestringpuller for that very reason
01:51 Vexual i spent 6 months in 95 on a game
01:52 Vexual wa wa
01:52 thestringpuller rockstar spends about 3-4 years per game
01:52 Vexual top down stategy thing, fucking coisl iny our shows and this and thaty
01:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.003 = 1.2 BTC [+]
01:52 thestringpuller but they stagger the releases on a per year basis, usually may of each year
01:52 Vexual artistic vision
01:52 BingoBoingo I'm pretty sure whether BTC is $100 or $1500 S.NSA could pull off selling the Cardano for 0.35BTC
01:53 thestringpuller Everyone wants a Cardano though
01:53 thestringpuller Cardano will pay its development costs off quickly
01:53 thestringpuller and NSA will operate on a profit
01:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 138 @ 0.003 = 0.414 BTC [+]
01:54 thestringpuller when Eulora is released maybe BTC will be at 4g so the original raised capital will deflate with development costs
01:54 thestringpuller will have deflated*
01:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37200 @ 0.00087095 = 32.3993 BTC [-] {4}
01:57 Vexual .bait
01:57 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdld8qzUlU1rzb0veo1_400.jpg
01:58 pankkake .bait
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01:58 thestringpuller .bait
01:58 thestringpuller :(
01:59 pankkake ozbot detected you were under 18?
01:59 thestringpuller i think someone made ozbot ignor me because i spammed bait via pm for a good 15 minutes one night
02:00 thestringpuller and I was all fuck-a-you
02:00 pankkake .bait
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02:00 benkay .bait
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02:00 KRS|Gotyawallet ah nice
02:00 KRS|Gotyawallet Mmmm
02:00 benkay mmm.
02:01 KRS|Gotyawallet damn pubes though
02:01 pankkake yeah :/
02:02 thestringpuller lol you pedo's
02:02 thestringpuller "shaven girls like a baby's vagina"
02:03 pankkake ephebophiles*
02:03 benkay ;;ud ephebophiles
02:03 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ephebophile | The word ephebophile derives from Greek, with the individual root meanings of ephebo-, "youth", and phile, "one who is attracted to". In this case, "youth" does ...
02:03 ozbot Urban Dictionary: ephebophile
02:03 KRS|Gotyawallet wut
02:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22800 @ 0.00087035 = 19.844 BTC [-] {2}
02:04 thestringpuller ;;ud work
02:04 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=work | A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's...
02:04 ozbot Urban Dictionary: work
02:04 KRS|Gotyawallet i just cant stand pubes..maybe you like em getting caught in your throat when your favorite fuck sits on your face.. i dont =D
02:04 Vexual if ciera dont win survivor ill eat my hat
02:04 BingoBoingo ;;ud sound docking
02:04 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sound%20Docking | The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.
02:04 ozbot Urban Dictionary: Sound Docking
02:04 KRS|Gotyawallet omg
02:04 Duffer1 NO
02:04 thestringpuller no
02:04 thestringpuller no
02:05 KRS|Gotyawallet and you would know of this term bingoboingo?
02:05 thestringpuller NOPOE NOPE NOPE
02:05 pankkake NPOE
02:05 BingoBoingo KRS|Gotyawallet: Only what the encyclopedia told me
02:05 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: What's that MP's greatest insults github?
02:06 Duffer1 ;;ud random
02:06 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=random | The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particular...
02:06 ozbot Urban Dictionary: random
02:06 Duffer1 i was hoping for a random definition
02:06 Duffer1 not ud definition of random
02:07 pankkake BingoBoingo: https://gist.github.com/leffuy/750a4291264fa2de03a5
02:08 BingoBoingo Thank you pankkake
02:08 Vexual hes a fucking wealth of knowlegde
02:08 Duffer1 ha #3 got me
02:09 Vexual ie pankakke
02:09 KRS|Gotyawallet hey BingoBoingo- ever hear of a paleface?
02:09 KRS|Gotyawallet Look i tup
02:09 Duffer1 ;;ud paleface
02:09 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paleface | A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.
02:09 ozbot Urban Dictionary: paleface
02:09 KRS|Gotyawallet no different one
02:09 pankkake Vexual: it's favorited on my github account, so easy to find everytime someone here asks
02:10 KRS|Gotyawallet Paleface: The act of ejaculating into one's dominant hand, then giving an open-handed slap to another person with the aforementioned hand.
02:10 BingoBoingo KRS|Gotyawallet: I am familiar with the term
02:10 KRS|Gotyawallet i'm sorry if you ever received one
02:10 KRS|Gotyawallet not very fun
02:11 Vexual fuck it, this is good enough for the main chan
02:12 BingoBoingo KRS|Gotyawallet: Worse things can happen
02:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
02:12 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U705EAx70Cw
02:12 ozbot Rodney Rude McDonalds - YouTube
02:13 Vexual wheres the chips cunt?
02:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21880 @ 0.00087032 = 19.0426 BTC [-] {2}
02:32 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBqHPjeUCg
02:32 ozbot "wanna get Chinese eyes man?"-cheech and chong - YouTube
02:35 Vexual http://vimeo.com/31720870 <extrapolate
02:35 ozbot Sepultura - Roots Bloody Roots 720p HD on Vimeo
02:36 Vexual that must be the shittest youtube link ive ever
02:36 benkay vexual:https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vlUR09yRHZU
02:37 Vexual ty ben10, must be better
02:38 Vexual is it me iceskating, eating a wurst with extra kraut?
02:38 Vexual no, akiras second wave
02:42 Vexual that was heavy
02:42 Vexual the lephant had the poison
02:46 Vexual http://vimeo.com/64611906 <antidote
02:46 ozbot Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell and TI "Blurred Lines" EXPLICIT on Vimeo
02:48 Duffer1 good eye bleach, but you'll need ear bleach after unless you mute it
02:50 Vexual allergic tro funkness?
02:50 Vexual reggae soon
02:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00087103 = 4.0938 BTC [+]
02:50 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wqmGu1EY8
02:50 ozbot Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The... - YouTube
02:51 Duffer1 o.0
02:52 Vexual ¬
02:52 Duffer1 my poor ears what have you done :(
02:52 Vexual told u wait
02:53 Vexual i need to clense my cotex since benkay
02:53 Vexual pankakke might say something important
02:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00087103 = 1.4808 BTC [+]
02:53 pankkake not really
02:53 Vexual implied
02:54 pankkake trou de balle !
02:55 Vexual heavy funk huh?
02:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
02:55 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onxOOWuAtk8
02:55 ozbot Flight Facilities - Crave You (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - YouTube
02:59 Vexual pankakke how many peta sold? %?
02:59 Vexual aproximatiallianoly?
02:59 pankkake who cares
02:59 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8eJh4i8Lo
02:59 ozbot La Roux - Bulletproof - YouTube
03:00 Vexual see prism, no bullshit data
03:00 Vexual your like a sexier siri
03:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
03:00 Vexual one in a milliopn baby
03:01 Duffer1 i'm not diggin your playlist tonight vex
03:02 Vexual noone ver does
03:02 Duffer1 what's your current favorite?
03:02 Vexual hasnt changed
03:03 pankkake haven't listened but the few I know I like
03:03 Vexual look where kakos log breaks
03:05 Duffer1 what am i lookin for?
03:06 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSKkSux_Wrs
03:06 ozbot Sounds Of San Francisco Remix [Global Deejays] - YouTube
03:11 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLwML2PagbY
03:11 ozbot Mercedes-Benz TV: MAGIC BODY CONTROL TV commercial "Chicken" - YouTube
03:13 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GtyMeEcPPE
03:13 ozbot Diana Ross - Upside down - YouTube
03:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC
03:16 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbCz2DgNyAg
03:20 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjXQBME4Yh4#
03:20 ozbot BReal of Cypress Hill - Once Upon a Rhyme - YouTube
03:23 KRS|Gotyawallet lol BReal
03:23 KRS|Gotyawallet havent heard that name since the 90's
03:23 KRS|Gotyawallet just killa man was the shit
03:25 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfr-Ejje9TU
03:25 ozbot K.U.S.H. - Cypress Hill - YouTube
03:26 KRS|Gotyawallet wtf am i listening to
03:26 KRS|Gotyawallet vexual
03:27 KRS|Gotyawallet check this one out- Donald D used to be down with ICE T and all them
03:27 KRS|Gotyawallet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLKO9hbTei0
03:27 ozbot DONALD D CAR CHASE. - YouTube
03:27 KRS|Gotyawallet pretty good song
~ 17 minutes ~
03:44 pankkake I don't realize it
03:46 BingoBoingo Does anyone want to play a game... of chess...
03:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7381 @ 0.00087299 = 6.4435 BTC [+]
~ 17 minutes ~
04:06 pankkake http://youtu.be/mWKWXs5PvhY
04:06 ozbot Shining - Terres des Anonymes (ft. Famine of Peste Noire) - YouTube
04:07 BingoBoingo pankkake, Vexual: either of you know how to play chess?
04:07 pankkake not really and it bores me to death
04:08 BingoBoingo Vexual, what about you?
04:08 KRS|Gotyawallet Sexual: do you play with your chest?
04:09 Apocalyptic BingoBoingo, what's your ELO rating ?
04:10 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: Last time I did tournament play about 920, so not very high.
04:10 Apocalyptic oh I see
04:10 Apocalyptic I used to play a lot, not tournaments though
04:11 pankkake I like Go better. less annoying rules :p
04:11 BingoBoingo Ah, my problem has always been liking openings like the pirc with a bit more of a novelty feel
04:11 Apocalyptic i usually don't memorize openings
04:11 BingoBoingo I played one tournament in spring 2012 and then the previous outing was spring 2002
04:12 Apocalyptic is there a platform we can play on without having to register ?
04:12 KRS|Gotyawallet Does anyone want to play Solitare with me
04:12 BingoBoingo IRC? Just pass Algebraic notation of the moves in text?
04:14 Apocalyptic indeed
04:14 BingoBoingo It amazes me at times, but there is a richer language for playing chess on the internet than displaying pictures
04:14 BingoBoingo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebraic_notation_%28chess%29
04:14 ozbot Algebraic notation (chess) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
04:20 BingoBoingo I am drunk and receptive to playing either color.
04:21 Apocalyptic heh, alright
04:21 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: Flip a coin and tell me what color it gave you...
04:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00087266 = 14.5734 BTC [-]
04:22 Apocalyptic ;;coin
04:22 gribble heads
04:22 Apocalyptic so that's white
04:22 BingoBoingo So heads mean you are black/white/red/yellow ??
04:23 BingoBoingo Ok,
04:23 BingoBoingo D4, E4, B4, Blowjob?
04:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
04:25 Apocalyptic B4 is a dubious move for an opening btw, i often play C4
04:26 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: I've heard it played as the Orangutang
04:26 BingoBoingo C5 though leads to half of the Sicilian lines though so that is common
04:28 Apocalyptic C4 is known as the English if i remember correctly
04:28 Apocalyptic ok, so do we spam #assets with our moves or take it somewhere else ?
04:29 BingoBoingo Yeah, but seriously fuck both the Anglos and the Saxons. Lets spam -assets just so the game is in the permanent record
04:29 Apocalyptic as you wish, e4
04:29 BingoBoingo Maybe some day Kramnik will come here and be like"you assholes"
04:29 BingoBoingo d6
04:30 Apocalyptic f3
04:30 BingoBoingo pawn f3 or Nf3?
04:31 Apocalyptic Nf3 sorry
04:31 BingoBoingo Nf6
04:31 Apocalyptic Nc3
04:31 BingoBoingo g6
04:32 Apocalyptic d4
04:33 BingoBoingo Bf7
04:34 Apocalyptic Bg7 you mean ?
04:34 BingoBoingo No, Bf-g7
04:34 BingoBoingo Was on f8, moves to g7
04:34 Apocalyptic yeah, so that's just Bg7
04:35 BingoBoingo Yeah
04:35 Apocalyptic Bd3
04:35 BingoBoingo 0-0
04:36 Apocalyptic 0-0
04:36 BingoBoingo b6
04:37 Apocalyptic h4
04:37 BingoBoingo c5
04:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.35997778 = 1.0799 BTC [-]
04:38 Apocalyptic d5
04:38 BingoBoingo Bg4
04:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35998758 = 0.72 BTC [+]
04:39 Apocalyptic Be2
04:40 BingoBoingo Nb-d7
04:40 KRS|Gotyawallet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdaOO-ZHzrM
04:40 ozbot Eazy-E - Easier Said Than Dunn - YouTube
04:41 Apocalyptic Ng5
04:41 BingoBoingo BxB
04:42 Apocalyptic QxB
04:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35998823 = 1.44 BTC [+] {3}
04:42 KRS|Gotyawallet You guys are straight up gangsta for spamming this channel with your chess moves. Fo sho.
04:43 BingoBoingo Ne5
04:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.36022124 = 14.4088 BTC [+] {4}
04:44 Apocalyptic Bf4
04:44 BingoBoingo KRS|Gotyawallet: Gotta make a record to keep it honest
04:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.36135 = 2.1681 BTC [+] {2}
04:46 BingoBoingo ;;ident BingoBoingo
04:46 gribble Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user BingoBoingo, with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
04:46 BingoBoingo Qd1
04:46 BingoBoingo -Qd7
04:47 Apocalyptic BxN
04:48 BingoBoingo dxe5
04:49 Apocalyptic f3
04:49 BingoBoingo Nh5
04:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24087 @ 0.00087235 = 21.0123 BTC [-] {3}
04:52 Apocalyptic Qf2
04:52 BingoBoingo f6
04:53 Apocalyptic Ne6
04:54 BingoBoingo Rf-f7
04:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.373 BTC [+]
04:55 BingoBoingo ;;ident Apocalyptic
04:55 gribble Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
04:55 Apocalyptic a4
04:57 BingoBoingo f5
05:01 Apocalyptic NxB
05:02 BingoBoingo KxN
05:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 102 @ 0.00349115 = 0.3561 BTC [+] {2}
05:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC
05:05 Apocalyptic Qe3
05:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 162 @ 0.00349893 = 0.5668 BTC [+] {2}
05:06 KRS|Gotyawallet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRlf1EhNAZM
05:06 ozbot Muffin Songs - Good Night | nursery rhymes & children songs with lyrics | muffin songs - YouTube
05:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 153 @ 0.00349999 = 0.5355 BTC [+] {4}
05:07 BingoBoingo f4
05:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 126 @ 0.00354404 = 0.4465 BTC [+] {3}
05:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 125 @ 0.00356663 = 0.4458 BTC [+] {5}
05:09 Apocalyptic Ne2
05:11 BingoBoingo fxe3?
05:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13443 @ 0.00087025 = 11.6988 BTC [-] {3}
05:12 Apocalyptic wtf did I just do...
05:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00087005 = 12.7462 BTC [-]
05:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 18 @ 0.09871721 = 1.7769 BTC [+] {5}
05:13 Apocalyptic gratz Bingo, I resign
05:14 BingoBoingo K Apocalyptic I will accept when you insert one sharpie in the pooper.
05:14 Apocalyptic heh, not happening
05:15 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: Write Bingo on one asscheek and Boingo on the other...
05:15 BingoBoingo Or else this game is still live
05:15 BingoBoingo ;;ident Apocalyptic
05:15 gribble Nick 'Apocalyptic', with hostmask 'Apocalyptic!~Apocalypt@unaffiliated/apocalyptic', is identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
05:15 Apocalyptic resignation is final, no need for the opponent to accept
05:15 BingoBoingo Fine
05:15 BingoBoingo Ident yourself at least
05:16 Apocalyptic as you see I am authed
05:16 BingoBoingo Cool, I just want you to ident youself. For the logs...
05:17 Apocalyptic ;;ident
05:17 gribble You are identified as user Apocalyptic, with GPG key id 2A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, key fingerprint D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7, and bitcoin address None
05:17 BingoBoingo Thanks, I accept your resignation D63B2254046AF64FE31205792A5BBA5F1F1D20C7
05:19 KRS|Gotyawallet wow you guys take this seriously
05:19 pankkake shouldn't the correct procedure for the loser to open a scam accusation thread?
05:19 BingoBoingo KRS|Gotyawallet: This is -assets everything is srs bsns
05:20 Apocalyptic KRS|Gotyawallet, apparently so
05:20 BingoBoingo pankkake: Maybe, but the log offers evidence in the winner's favor. This isn't Buttfunder
05:20 Apocalyptic not that there was something at stake
05:21 pankkake doesn't matter, make a poll to determine who is the real winner
05:22 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: There wasn't now, but this might offer an example for snackman, et al. There was a contest. A person won. Another lost. If some fucker would have tried to sneak in late they would have opened a scam poll.
05:22 Apocalyptic k pankkake just let me call my shills
05:22 BingoBoingo pankkake: Open that poll
05:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 21 @ 0.35018058 = 7.3538 BTC [-] {9}
05:25 BingoBoingo ;;rate Apocalyptic 2 Gracious person under adversity
05:25 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user Apocalyptic has been recorded.
05:28 BingoBoingo pankkake: So how are you structuring this poll?
05:28 pankkake I'm not doing anything
05:28 pankkake not in the mood
05:29 BingoBoingo I though pankkake You promised one of your famous polls.
05:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1850 @ 0.00087005 = 1.6096 BTC [-]
05:35 BingoBoingo Is it sad this doesn't seem like a parody? http://www.theonion.com/articles/thunk-u-for-nobbel-prise-me-happie-now,34171/
05:36 pankkake I should rewatch Idiocracy
05:37 BingoBoingo pankkake: As should everyone
05:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
05:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00087174 = 3.8357 BTC [+]
05:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
05:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14079 @ 0.00087174 = 12.2732 BTC [+] {2}
05:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.0034 = 0.1428 BTC [-] {3}
06:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.05 = 1.85 BTC
06:07 KRS|Gotyawallet btc is a ghost town on freenode
06:07 KRS|Gotyawallet no volume at gox very little at btc-3
06:07 KRS|Gotyawallet btc3
06:08 KRS|Gotyawallet something is very strange..no volume at the exchanges
06:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
06:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2313 @ 0.00087005 = 2.0124 BTC [-]
06:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18090 @ 0.00086954 = 15.73 BTC [-] {2}
06:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC {2}
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06:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
06:34 Fox13 Anybody know anything about the ฿2360.0000 NEOBEE sale on 2013-12-03?
06:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3506 = 1.753 BTC [+] {3}
06:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10484 @ 0.00087183 = 9.1403 BTC [+] {2}
06:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13866 @ 0.00087299 = 12.1049 BTC [+]
07:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
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07:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 190 @ 0.0030333 = 0.5763 BTC [+]
07:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18902 @ 0.00086941 = 16.4336 BTC [-] {2}
07:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 61 @ 0.0030333 = 0.185 BTC [+]
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07:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00086996 = 3.6973 BTC [+]
08:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
08:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35 = 1.75 BTC [-]
08:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.35 = 1.4 BTC [-]
08:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.345 BTC [-]
08:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00087059 = 14.713 BTC [+] {2}
08:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33820001 BTC [-]
08:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13450 @ 0.00087303 = 11.7423 BTC [+] {3}
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08:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10250 @ 0.00086932 = 8.9105 BTC [-]
08:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 666 @ 0.0006 = 0.3996 BTC [-]
09:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.33803337 = 5.0705 BTC [-] {4}
09:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.NSA] 10891 @ 0.00015 = 1.6337 BTC [+]
09:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.339 = 1.017 BTC [+]
09:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15399999 BTC [+]
09:16 chetty http://letstalkbitcoin.com/jpmorgan-chase-building-bitcoin-killer/#.Uqch3NHk4xB
09:16 ozbot JPMorgan Chase Building Bitcoin-Killer | Lets Talk Bitcoin
09:17 Duffer1 how cute
09:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44450 @ 0.00086891 = 38.623 BTC [-] {3}
09:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
09:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26850 @ 0.00086771 = 23.298 BTC [-] {3}
09:31 mircea_popescu gotta love all these noobs showing up, asking a q and vanishing in 5 minutes
09:31 mircea_popescu irc is haerd.
09:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
09:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG.F] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [-]
09:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10879 @ 0.00086689 = 9.4309 BTC [-]
09:37 KRS|Gotyawallet woa check this out
09:37 KRS|Gotyawallet its the beginning of the end i tell ya
09:38 KRS|Gotyawallet http://i.imgur.com/Obl8xRW.jpg
09:38 KRS|Gotyawallet zoom in and read that
09:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14407 @ 0.00086853 = 12.5129 BTC [+]
09:47 diametric KRS|Gotyawallet: nice.
09:54 ThickAsThieves ;;bcstats
09:54 gribble Current Blocks: 274180 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2011 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 27 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1059096125.31 | Estimated Percent Change: 16.59549
09:55 mjr_ what up everybody
09:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
09:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18015 @ 0.00087177 = 15.7049 BTC [+] {3}
09:58 mircea_popescu KRS|Gotyawallet i guess the central bank governors do not wish to come to timisoara and kiss my pinky ring eh ?
09:59 mircea_popescu silly doggies, don't they know sucking the cock willingly is a lot more pleasant and less painful than doing it forcibly ?
10:02 KRS|Gotyawallet wtf man
10:04 KRS|Gotyawallet since this isnt real currency governmennts abroad shouldn't have any problems with hooking up services for it huh
10:05 ThickAsThieves we need to get that satellite going and more wifi nets
10:06 mircea_popescu we need to make the wifi snuke already
10:06 mircea_popescu and all the girlies say "i'm pretty pegged for junior high"
10:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28050 @ 0.00087448 = 24.5292 BTC [+] {3}
10:10 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=297503.msg3906512#msg3906512 lol
10:10 ozbot [ActiveMining] The Official Active Mining Discussion Thread [Self-Moderated]
10:22 kakobrekla lol
10:22 mircea_popescu summary for the poor who cnaet raed ?
10:23 kakobrekla you dont need to read
10:23 kakobrekla https://images.weserv.nl/?url=s23.postimg.org/amf49tzor/image.jpg&fnr
10:23 pankkake there's no summary it's a picture
10:34 nubbins` hi
10:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
10:38 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/security-experts-to-fiat-world-fuck-you-srsly/
10:38 ozbot Security Experts to Fiat World : Fuck you, srsly pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:38 mircea_popescu mentioning ThickAsThieves benkay Kleeck etc
10:38 nubbins` a star-studded cast
10:42 nubbins` in other news, i woke up to this: http://imgur.com/X5PpOmJ
10:42 nubbins` c'est l'hiver!
10:45 kakobrekla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhabgvIIXik
10:45 ozbot Road Bike Party 2 - Martyn Ashton - YouTube
10:45 kakobrekla a few sick ones
10:49 ThickAsThieves BitBet - Reality is Self-Evident
10:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
10:50 ThickAsThieves ;;bcstats
10:50 nubbins` tat, mp: i lel'd
10:50 gribble Current Blocks: 274185 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2006 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 9 minutes, and 5 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899951662.105 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.92466
10:51 ThickAsThieves that's what i'm talmbout!
10:51 nubbins` oh god everyone buy mining rigs
10:51 pankkake hurray
10:51 nubbins` THE ARSE IS GONE OUT OF 'ER
10:51 pankkake no, this week is "tell everyone to mine ppcoin" week
10:51 nubbins` i only mine nmc
10:51 mike_c pankkake, you see this? tsk tsk. http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/12/french-agency-caught-minting-ssl-certificates-impersonating-google/
10:51 ThickAsThieves we need another coin that ASICs can mine as is
10:52 ThickAsThieves just fork bitocoin as is
10:52 nubbins` there are other coins that ASICs can mine as is
10:52 ThickAsThieves which?
10:52 nubbins` see my prev statement
10:53 ThickAsThieves so normal block erupters can mine that?
10:53 nubbins` nod
10:53 ThickAsThieves sheeet
10:53 ThickAsThieves why is this hype train not chooing?
10:53 nubbins` btcguild mines nmc for you
10:53 pankkake wow, it's no longer obscure dictatorships doing it
10:53 nubbins` merged mining, it's called
10:53 nubbins` same hashes
10:54 ThickAsThieves nah not same hashes
10:54 pankkake ThickAsThieves: well that's ppcoin, it's sha256
10:54 nubbins` well the technical details are beyond me
10:54 nubbins` but the same work is used for both coins
10:54 pankkake and you get more coins
10:54 ThickAsThieves i mean same hashes is no use to me
10:54 pankkake for less hash
10:54 ThickAsThieves must divert hashes!
10:54 nubbins` well then you're just throwing away btc ;p
10:55 nubbins` which was the joke behind me saying "i only mine nmc"
10:55 ThickAsThieves no i did that when i made the bet ;)
10:55 nubbins` HEH!
10:56 nubbins` some old man (maybe 70+) just knocked on the tourette hooker neighbour's door
10:56 nubbins` there's some crazy noises coming from over there now
10:59 ThickAsThieves this is broken:
10:59 ThickAsThieves ;;nethash
10:59 gribble 6400549.04237
10:59 pankkake trying to cheat already?
11:00 ThickAsThieves who runs gribble again? nanotube?
11:00 nubbins` nod
11:00 mircea_popescu whoa negative change!
11:01 nubbins` inorite?
11:01 mircea_popescu dude if tat wins that bet it'll be like...
11:01 ThickAsThieves tears all around!
11:01 nubbins` but of laughter, or joy?
11:01 nubbins` wait
11:01 mircea_popescu that's what makes a harem good : you're the only one not teary
11:01 nubbins` fuck.
11:02 nubbins` but of... ah, the moment's passed.
11:02 jcpham ;;diffchange
11:02 gribble Estimated percent change in difficulty this period | 3.04475 % based on data since last change | -1.56527 % based on data for last three days
11:02 jcpham ;;bc,stats
11:03 gribble Current Blocks: 274186 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 2005 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 1 minute, and 49 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 936007906.993 | Estimated Percent Change: 3.04475
11:03 mircea_popescu lol @jpm trying to patent bitcoin
11:03 mircea_popescu i hope they realise this means rape.
11:03 jcpham i bet the get a patent too
11:03 jcpham i doubt it does any good
11:03 ThickAsThieves they want to reinvent credit cards?
11:04 jcpham yes but first they copied something free to use
11:04 pankkake imagine if bitcoin was like credits cards, we'd give private keys to each other and trust not to take more than needed
11:04 mircea_popescu jcpham i doubt they'll actually get the patent
11:04 mircea_popescu these days the patent office is high into trolling applicants.
11:04 nubbins` mp, link?
11:04 jcpham i wouldn't be suprised mircea_popescu
11:04 jcpham but it's harder than it used to be
11:04 mircea_popescu let the record show obama did some things right, too
11:05 mircea_popescu but now they're putting a lot of effort into searching prior art.
11:05 mircea_popescu two degrees of magnitude more than during bush say
11:06 mircea_popescu nubbins` https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=365143.new
11:06 nubbins` tks
11:06 nubbins` hahaha:
11:06 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/chip-wilson-lululemon-founder-steps-down-1.2457958
11:06 ozbot Chip Wilson, Lululemon founder, steps down - Business - CBC News
11:06 nubbins` so word is that "lululemon" was chosen because chip wilson gets heavy lels from japanese people mispronouncing things
11:06 nubbins` no joke
11:07 mircea_popescu i guess that's the end of that.
11:07 nubbins` well they got the guy from TOMS shoes to step in, so yes
11:07 mircea_popescu i wonder how many "brands" only exist currently because the brand owners are pushing them, paying a rent each year to the world/out the window / toilet bowl.
11:08 mircea_popescu i mean, theres a ton of blogs and sites that only exists because and inasmuch the owner keeps pushing them
11:08 mircea_popescu but i guess nobody realises stuff like adidas or vevo are in the same boat.
11:08 nubbins` "know what's a good idea? charge whitey $70 for a pair of $5 shoes, and give another pair for free to some poor african kid so his folks lose their job at the shoe factory"
11:08 nubbins` yeah, brands are a funny thing
11:08 nubbins` like
11:08 nubbins` way to buy a fuckin' logo, y'know?
11:08 mircea_popescu myeah.
11:08 mircea_popescu brands as the classical thing made sense
11:09 mircea_popescu but now a brand is like a rap album, or a sex tape
11:09 nubbins` nod
11:09 nubbins` no longer a mark of quality
11:09 nubbins` but just a mark of brand
11:09 nubbins` self-referential beat-off
11:09 mircea_popescu yeah! actually, what the sex tape is to the starlet, the brand is to the no-business "busioness"
11:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 196 @ 0.02550985 = 4.9999 BTC [-] {8}
11:09 mircea_popescu somehow the point where you gotta have a business to be a business is eschewed, in favour of merely having a "brand", which really is a logo + advertising bills package
11:10 mircea_popescu much like competence is replaced by degrees, which really are a certificate + "education" bills package
11:10 nubbins` you see this at all scales too, from local to worldwide
11:10 mircea_popescu well, "worldwide"
11:10 nubbins` heh
11:10 nubbins` there's this "company" around town, "FOG TOWN BRAND"
11:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02541461 = 0.6608 BTC [-] {2}
11:10 nubbins` afaict, the only thing they produce is stickers with their logo
11:11 ThickAsThieves a brand is supposed to be a trust profile
11:11 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves yeah, but they ain't in the wot.
11:11 nubbins` and even those are just literal rips of other brand logos, with "FOG TOWN" emblazoned in place of the original name
11:11 nubbins` heh.
11:11 nubbins` pink eye print company is in the wot.
11:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
11:12 ThickAsThieves who needs we wot, we have escrow/arbiter website #X1A now
11:12 mircea_popescu o i c
11:13 ThickAsThieves See: http://bitcoinmagazine.com/8834/bitrated-you-can-no-longer-say-bitcoin-has-no-consumer-protection/
11:13 ThickAsThieves bitcoin magazine has you covered!
11:13 nubbins` the fuck i can't say it
11:13 the20year Meh
11:13 the20year consumer protection is over rated :D
11:14 ThickAsThieves lol at the Cex.io ad on that page
11:14 ThickAsThieves "Revolutionary MoneyMaking!"
11:14 nubbins` "oh, well, i'm sure 'hobo dave' will prevent me from losing my money"
11:14 nubbins` lel @ bitrated
11:14 nubbins` all i see is a couple of chumps from -otc
11:15 Apocalyptic bitrated is flawed
11:15 nubbins` honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first.
11:16 thestringpuller ;;gettrust nubbins`
11:16 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user nubbins`: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=nubbins` | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins` | Rated since: Wed Oct 16 19:58:53 2013
11:16 ThickAsThieves "I am a well-known author, blogger, entrepreneur and programmer, currently serving as CTO of "
11:16 thestringpuller ;;gettrust nubbins
11:16 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user nubbins: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=nubbins | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins | Rated since: never
11:16 thestringpuller apparently I shouldn't trust you nubbins`
11:16 ThickAsThieves you know he's well known cuz he says so
11:16 nubbins` http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=nubbins`
11:16 ozbot Rating Details for User 'nubbins`'
11:16 nubbins` apparently you shouldn't
11:16 thestringpuller how do I know you're going to deliver mah paintin one day
11:17 thestringpuller <.<;;
11:17 nubbins` have a little faith!
11:17 nubbins` not sure if the horse should have a huge drooping cock, or the rider
11:17 nubbins` or both
11:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.003033 = 0.1365 BTC [+] {2}
11:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 70 @ 0.02115872 = 1.4811 BTC [-] {3}
11:18 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> honestly, i wouldn't trust most of the people in -otc even if they sent first. <<< neither would they.
11:18 nubbins` rite?
11:18 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves well he's well known to yourself.
11:18 nubbins` thestringpuller: ah, i see you have a +10 rating from 'danieldaniel' with the comment "Fuck you."
11:18 mircea_popescu at least they don't go "we're a well known" etc.
11:19 nubbins` i bet that took some wrangling
11:20 mircea_popescu it'll be funny when private individual dorks start actually refering to themselves in the 1st person
11:20 mircea_popescu god knows they're already doing it when speaking as if "their company"
11:20 mircea_popescu fuck you, i'm a compadragon!
11:20 nubbins` HEH
11:20 nubbins` i do that
11:20 nubbins` but in my defense, there's three of us
11:20 mircea_popescu at least you got a wife
11:20 mircea_popescu yeah.
11:20 ThickAsThieves https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=359858.msg3906713#msg3906713 A proud day for any service.
11:20 nubbins` ha
11:21 mircea_popescu sexcoin was overdue.
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11:21 nubbins` at least it wasn't late
11:21 nubbins` ba-dum-tss
11:21 mircea_popescu you mean early
11:21 nubbins` nah, period talk
11:21 ThickAsThieves da-dumb-tss
11:21 assbot Last 12 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1499136/plain/)
11:21 mircea_popescu !b 12
11:22 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/pussy-riot-greenpeace-activists-could-be-granted-amnesty-in-russia-1.2458026
11:22 ozbot Pussy Riot, Greenpeace activists could be granted amnesty in Russia - World - CBC News
11:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
11:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.339 BTC [+]
11:22 mircea_popescu worst news ever
11:22 mircea_popescu keep them naked in gaol 4ever!
11:22 ThickAsThieves after a year locked up?
11:22 nubbins` best thing to come out of this was watching stuffy newscasters have to say the phrase "Pussy Riot" so many times
11:22 mircea_popescu ima start a petition
11:22 ThickAsThieves didnt one get away?
11:22 mircea_popescu KEEP PUSSY RIOT CAGED!
11:22 nubbins` nah
11:22 nubbins` i think one got sent to a gulag
11:22 nubbins` and went missing on the way
11:23 mircea_popescu and then is this the blondy with small tits and an annoying personality that split up with her hubby
11:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00332547 = 0.2926 BTC [+] {5}
11:23 mircea_popescu because eiother or both betrayed the holy cause of pussy rioting ?
11:23 ThickAsThieves no the pretty one
11:23 mircea_popescu there was only one pretty one, and she was dumb as a plank
11:23 ThickAsThieves that had sex pregnant in public
11:23 mircea_popescu i think i still have pix somwhere
11:23 mircea_popescu a no, the one with the nice tits.
11:24 ThickAsThieves there was the riot grrl, then artsy girl, and the prairie girl
11:24 nubbins` http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pussy_Riot_by_Igor_Mukhin.jpg
11:24 nubbins` prairie girl was the blond one
11:24 mircea_popescu in total there were maybe two dozen
11:25 ThickAsThieves yeah a bunch
11:25 ThickAsThieves my mom is in pussy riot now
11:25 nubbins` Cock Civil Disobedience
11:25 nubbins` ah, just because there's blood everywhere and people are crying doesn't mean it's a riot.
11:26 nubbins` "Barack Obama, Raul Castro shake hands at Mandela memorial"
11:26 nubbins` ah, my sides.
11:26 nubbins` "no srsly bru, we're still not cool"
11:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02249999 = 0.18 BTC [+]
11:29 nubbins` wow, apollo 11 crew had to pass thru US customs & immigration upon returning from the moon
11:29 mircea_popescu http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/bikini-clad-siberian-jogger-hit-6-50-traffic-fine-article-1.1283421
11:29 mircea_popescu hahaha what!
11:30 thestringpuller yo did you bring back any moon drugs?
11:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.339 = 1.356 BTC [+]
11:30 thestringpuller we'll need to check you for moon meth
11:30 pankkake they probably just checked for bitcoins
11:30 mircea_popescu basically all the us is these days, is one giant cartman
11:30 mircea_popescu going "respect mah autoritah"
11:30 nubbins` http://www.space.com/7044-moon-apollo-astronauts-customs.html
11:30 ozbot Back from the Moon, Apollo Astronauts Had to Go Through Customs | Space.com
11:31 nubbins` flight origin: "MOON"
11:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.3366875 = 5.387 BTC [-] {5}
11:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.003311 = 0.2251 BTC [-] {2}
11:31 nubbins` Flight No.: "APOLLO 11"
11:31 asciilifeform better than fiction: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/12/new-us-spy-satellite-features-world-devouring-octopus/
11:31 nubbins` Conditions on board which may lead to the spread of disease: TBD
11:31 nubbins` heh
11:32 nubbins` wow, jesus
11:32 nubbins` that's a cool logo
11:32 nubbins` terrifying, but cool
11:33 asciilifeform bunch of 'cubesats' in there, too: http://www.cubesat.org/index.php/missions/upcoming-launches/134-l39-launch-alert
11:33 mircea_popescu hahaha nothing is beyond our reach, except pls don't use gpg.
11:33 mircea_popescu and please stick to cloudflare and tor.
11:33 mircea_popescu and please don't use cash
11:33 nubbins` from the comments: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ba42Z0lCMAAfkzM.jpg
11:33 mircea_popescu but nothing other than those three
11:33 mircea_popescu mostly.
11:35 mircea_popescu honestly, the sad mental state of people still showing up to work for the various usg agencies suggests we'll soon see jamestown-like mass suicides.
11:36 nubbins` at least they'll use a name-brand drink.
11:36 asciilifeform nah, only a handful of KGB brass offed themselves in the '90s
11:36 asciilifeform no reason this one should play out any differently
11:36 pankkake http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/08/2232257/employee-morale-is-suffering-at-the-nsa
11:36 ozbot Employee Morale Is Suffering At the NSA - Slashdot
11:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform kgb was a lot more cynical.
11:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00087278 = 4.0148 BTC [-]
11:39 mircea_popescu cynicism is good protective serum. these people are nutty.
11:41 mircea_popescu But on this most auspicious of nights…permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet…to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.Voilà!In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran…cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.This visage, no mere veneer of vanity…is a vestige of the vox populi,now vacant, vanished.However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stand
11:41 mircea_popescu s vivified…and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice…and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance,a vendetta…held as a votive not in vain,for the value and veracity of such…shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose.So let me simply add that it’s my ver
11:41 mircea_popescu y good honor to meet you…and you may call me V .
11:41 mircea_popescu i wish i could write like wthat.
11:41 ThickAsThieves I have the original
11:42 mircea_popescu the movie you mean ?
11:42 ThickAsThieves the comic
11:43 mircea_popescu o o
11:43 ThickAsThieves apparently its not worth anything
11:44 ThickAsThieves oh wait it is
11:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22897 @ 0.0008754 = 20.044 BTC [+] {3}
11:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00087278 = 2.3565 BTC [-]
12:01 mircea_popescu http://www.eva.ro/dragoste/sex/poveste-adevarata-m-au-violat-ca-sa-nu-mai-fiu-lesbiana-articol-37722.html
12:01 mircea_popescu article about lezzie that got raped "curatively". comment section ? lezzies dating
12:01 mircea_popescu fascinating romania.
12:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9566 @ 0.00087082 = 8.3303 BTC [-] {2}
12:03 nubbins` http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/10/1352228/3-d-printed-gun-ban-fails-in-senate
12:03 ozbot 3-D Printed Gun Ban Fails In Senate - Slashdot
12:03 mircea_popescu awww
12:04 nubbins` so much for illegal shapes
12:04 nubbins` i'd love a 3d printer, can't justify it
12:05 ThickAsThieves all i see when i look at 3d printers is cancer
12:05 ThickAsThieves reminds me of the fear i had loading Xerox machines
12:05 nubbins` what, as opposed to all the other plastic you come into contact in the run of a day?
12:05 ThickAsThieves well i inhale as little a spossible
12:06 ThickAsThieves (plastic dust)
12:06 nubbins` i'm not sure 3d printers produce dust
12:06 nubbins` but anyway, if you smell plastic, it's in your body
12:06 nubbins` likely for a very long time
12:06 ThickAsThieves ok
12:06 mircea_popescu afaik the phtalates (softening agents) are the main problem with "normal" plastics
12:06 mircea_popescu afaik 3d printing doesn't use them
12:07 mircea_popescu (cause too expensive/difficult, mostly)
12:07 ThickAsThieves so no need for masks when 3d printing?
12:07 mircea_popescu yes, but for the solvents
12:07 mircea_popescu just like printing.
12:07 mircea_popescu now, as far as solvents go toluene (used to be widely used in the 70s etc) is actually carginogenic
12:08 mircea_popescu but has been disused for > 20 years buy now.
12:08 ThickAsThieves sell later
12:08 nubbins` the hip thing these days is to use acetone vapor to take the jagged edges off rough 3d prints
12:08 nubbins` if anything, that's the dangerous step
12:08 mircea_popescu good excuse for a little acetone trippin'.
12:09 nubbins` generally they use ABS and PLA plastics, not sure about the specifics of either
12:09 nubbins` ah, lego is made from ABS
12:09 nubbins` and everyone eats those
12:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.16 BTC [+]
12:09 nubbins` i'm told lego sandwiches are a danish delicacy
12:10 mircea_popescu lmao
12:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.00086963 = 15.8273 BTC [-] {2}
12:12 mircea_popescu actually since we're on the topic, it's good policy to throw out all old plastic in the house (>3 years or so) and replace it with modern plastic (if made in the us or eu, past coupla years)
12:12 mircea_popescu an especially good time to do so is when preparing the house for the first baby.
12:13 mircea_popescu this is especially true of any pvc items, if you can recognise pvc
12:13 ThickAsThieves but my box of wires!
12:14 nubbins` pvc is nasty
12:14 mircea_popescu the reason would be that phtalates are toxic, and unbound to the actual plastic, so they leak out as the thing breaks down through age/sun exposure
12:14 mircea_popescu whereas it's been mostly phased out of production, so no longer used as a plasticizer since ~2010/2012
12:14 nubbins` honestly believe plastic will be the ultimate downfall of man
12:15 ThickAsThieves legalization of marijuana will be the downfall of man
12:15 nubbins` or, y'know, some sort of meteor impact
12:15 ThickAsThieves hehe
12:15 nubbins` heh
12:15 nubbins` no, legalization of marijuana will be the downfall of government
12:15 mircea_popescu failure to kiss my pinky ring will be downfall of woman.
12:16 mircea_popescu man, nobody cares about.
12:16 nubbins` pinky ring? hmm, kind of gay
12:16 ThickAsThieves his other fingers are busy
12:16 mircea_popescu no, homo!
12:16 mircea_popescu you know... we need a dedicated #bitcoin-assets band.
12:16 mircea_popescu rap, heavy metal, something.
12:17 nubbins` i play drums!
12:17 ThickAsThieves i make beats and have a studio
12:17 mircea_popescu they could make songs about shit being discussed, and get bittips
12:17 ThickAsThieves and play guitar
12:17 ThickAsThieves and some keys
12:17 pankkake there's already a bitcoin song http://youtu.be/fZfg1Gtcg08
12:17 mircea_popescu could be like, pretty edgy
12:17 ThickAsThieves does bitbet know about the bitcoin song?
12:17 ThickAsThieves didnt think so
12:17 nubbins` "the downfall of men"
12:17 mircea_popescu pankkake i don't mean one song. i mean a fucking band. a song a month
12:17 nubbins` there's an album right there
12:18 pankkake I can already say I can't do anything
12:18 mircea_popescu i could perhaps get chicks to show up for nude vids to go with teh muzak
12:18 ThickAsThieves you can be the webmaster
12:18 nubbins` hmmmm
12:18 nubbins` we could sell merch
12:19 mircea_popescu once it gets popular it can have it's own fucking F! show
12:19 mircea_popescu cable is desperate for content anyway
12:19 ThickAsThieves yknow there really is room for a bitcoin-famous and themed band
12:19 mircea_popescu there's a living in here.
12:19 the20year What are your feelings on ciphertrade, everyone?
12:19 nubbins` heh, there's a 6'7" metal guitarist guiding a dump truck down my dead-end street
12:19 ThickAsThieves we try not to get emotional about it the20year
12:19 mircea_popescu nubbins` you mean as in height ?!
12:19 nubbins` yeah
12:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15865 @ 0.00086692 = 13.7537 BTC [-] {3}
12:20 mircea_popescu wow.
12:20 nubbins` nod
12:20 ThickAsThieves made of metal?
12:20 ThickAsThieves impressive
12:20 nubbins` his band is called "crossboners"
12:20 mircea_popescu they do a lot of docking ?
12:20 nubbins` lel
12:20 nubbins` we (dick surgery) played a show with them once
12:20 mircea_popescu the shit i learn from the internet.
12:21 ThickAsThieves so there must be all kindsa great song names
12:21 ThickAsThieves I Wanna Hold (Your Assets)
12:21 mircea_popescu lol
12:21 mircea_popescu moar like
12:21 mircea_popescu Moving Forward & Resolution
12:22 mircea_popescu We Were Married Two Weeks Ago
12:22 ThickAsThieves It's Time for an Update
12:22 mircea_popescu (And It Hasn't Happened Yet)
12:22 ThickAsThieves Reddit Stole My Baby
12:22 mircea_popescu Amazingly Great News
12:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02499999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}
12:23 ThickAsThieves We Are the Wealthy Elite
12:23 mircea_popescu actually first album should probably be We are a Company
12:23 ThickAsThieves The Company Lyin
12:23 nubbins` ah, lovely, i was hoping i'd spill a full mug of coffee all over the table today
12:23 nubbins` where's my to-do list...
12:24 ThickAsThieves Weak Hands, Strong Heart
12:24 nubbins` asjlieurhgipfhgiuegheiwru water too?!?!?!?!?!
12:24 nubbins` AAAAHHHH
12:24 nubbins` mother fucker
12:25 ThickAsThieves The Bitcoin is in the Mail
12:25 pankkake Chip in for some Cheap Shares
12:25 mircea_popescu so in todays installment of fml, few days ago i get a gallon of plum juice, then yest i spend the day getting drunk with the guy who gave it to me. total intake ~1.7 liters of pure alcohol past 7 days. today, chick i know wants me to pls answer some q's for this study she's doing for school.
12:26 ThickAsThieves 1. How much do you drink?
12:26 mircea_popescu it's, of course, about alcohol consumption. after 5 questions she's like... well that's nice, you exceed the total so far.
12:26 nubbins` haha
12:26 mircea_popescu i'm like "no but this is exceptional. it's not the real me! i didn't even get drunk!
12:26 ThickAsThieves You Can Reset My 2fa Anytime
12:27 mircea_popescu hey this stuff is great, you shouyld try it sometime!"
12:27 nubbins` "it's not the real me!"
12:27 nubbins` if i had a dollar...
12:27 mircea_popescu you could almost afford a bitcoin ?
12:28 nubbins` people still buy those?
12:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.334 = 1.67 BTC [-]
12:28 mircea_popescu not in the us.
12:28 nubbins` heh!
12:28 mircea_popescu they're against democracy there.
12:28 mircea_popescu wait I got it!
12:28 mircea_popescu This Is A Small Amount of First Album
12:28 mircea_popescu that's the first album
12:28 ThickAsThieves ron paul says bitcoin is the destroyer of all
12:28 nubbins` the destroyer of worlds
12:29 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves he's just quoting mp.
12:29 pankkake I Got Scammed And I Liked It
12:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33300013 = 0.999 BTC [-] {2}
12:29 nubbins` i thought that was oppenheimer.
12:29 mircea_popescu maybe moar like i got scammed but maybe it didn't really happen
12:29 ThickAsThieves Do You Even Mine?
12:29 mircea_popescu o ya
12:29 mircea_popescu def.
12:29 nubbins` IPOh My God
12:29 mircea_popescu haha
12:30 pankkake The Coins Are Gone
12:30 ThickAsThieves IPOMG
12:30 mircea_popescu Gettin' it on the ground floor.
12:30 nubbins` Slaughter House Three
12:30 nubbins` wait, how many of them were there?
12:31 nubbins` please say 5
12:31 mircea_popescu The Reports Were In The Pudding. We Ated It.
12:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.00086656 = 8.5356 BTC [-]
12:31 ThickAsThieves I Was Gonna Pay Dividends, But Then I Got Hacked
12:31 mircea_popescu hahaah
12:31 mircea_popescu Cold Wallet < Hot Wallet
12:31 nubbins` I'm Not Really Here: The Story of Your Funds
12:32 mircea_popescu Listen To The Sound Of Lag
12:32 mircea_popescu also Laggerban
12:32 mircea_popescu Laggerband*
12:33 nubbins` Blockchained Melody
12:33 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2JbJuZU6i0
12:33 ozbot Rick Ross In New York"Kiss My Pinky Ring" Official Music Video(50 cent diss) - YouTube
12:33 ThickAsThieves lol
12:33 nubbins` lel @ "diss tracks"
12:33 ThickAsThieves we need a vocalist
12:33 nubbins` diss track, son // distraction
12:33 mircea_popescu guy can't rap either.
12:33 ThickAsThieves rick ross is so horrible
12:34 ThickAsThieves RUUHHHH
12:34 pankkake Hotel Bitcoinica
12:34 Apocalyptic ^^
12:34 nubbins` lovely place
12:34 mircea_popescu but you can't never leave.
12:34 nubbins` gimme some divs at the hotel bitcoinica
12:34 mircea_popescu Guise How To Make Exchange?
12:35 ThickAsThieves Decentralize This Book
12:35 nubbins` hahaha
12:35 kanzure decentralize this food bank
12:36 mircea_popescu Decentralized Vajina
12:36 nubbins` pretty lulzy that people from all over are donating to this one place that feeds the homeless
12:36 kanzure is it good food?
12:36 nubbins` while likely simultaneously doing fuck-all in their own communities
12:36 nubbins` BITCOIN!
12:36 mircea_popescu nubbins` you don't understand the magic of it.
12:36 mircea_popescu do you know what nimby means nubbins` ?
12:36 nubbins` yah, of course
12:36 mircea_popescu well that's the appeal
12:36 nubbins` i live in north america
12:37 mircea_popescu feed the homeless OVER THERE
12:37 nubbins` heh
12:37 mircea_popescu so they all either starve in our own community or move there
12:37 mircea_popescu problem solved.
12:37 nubbins` if they stopped to think for a moment, they'd probably realize that they'd rather have their local homeless be well-fed
12:37 nubbins` but ya know
12:37 mircea_popescu no thety wouldn't. homeless = mobile.
12:37 nubbins` it's not called thinkcoin
12:37 mircea_popescu let them pack and move to that one place where they get fed.
12:37 nubbins` i live on an island
12:37 mircea_popescu even a dog can swim.
12:37 nubbins` homeless != mobile
12:38 nubbins` yah, but for 12 hours?
12:38 mircea_popescu twist : MPOE-PR would do vocals.
12:38 ThickAsThieves oh yeah?
12:38 mircea_popescu O, you need a vocalist for the btc version of anal cunt? i'd do that ;D
12:38 mircea_popescu would you ?
12:38 mircea_popescu absolutely
12:38 nubbins` i suppose if you had a floatation device, you could take the currents to montreal
12:38 nubbins` not sure tho
12:39 nubbins` anal cunt, now there's a throwback
12:39 pankkake hehe
12:39 nubbins` one of those guys died a few years ago
12:39 ThickAsThieves See Here.
12:39 mircea_popescu hahaha
12:39 pankkake well that's the main AC guy: (NSFW) http://i53.tinypic.com/123mez9.jpg
12:40 Diablo-D3 -_-`
12:40 mircea_popescu only faggots put nsfw warnings on pics that contain no cunt.
12:40 nubbins` lel
12:40 nubbins` tying off with a patch cord
12:40 ThickAsThieves you know youre a rockstar when
12:41 pankkake naken man is more nsfw than naked female
12:41 thestringpuller mircea_popescu doesn't put any nsfw tags on anything
12:41 mircea_popescu when your dick and balls fit in one mouth ?
12:41 Diablo-D3 and its a half way decent patch cord too
12:41 nubbins` well he obv didn't have a belt handy, so...
12:41 thestringpuller thus I can't read trilema at work
12:41 mircea_popescu ;;google site:trilema.com nsfw
12:41 gribble NSFW - Well, what's in a picture ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/nsfw-well-whats-in-a-picture>; [NSFW] Test de cultura locala pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/nsfw-test-de-cultura-locala>; The froth of our days pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/the-froth-of-our-days/>
12:41 mircea_popescu HA!
12:41 thestringpuller lolol
12:42 thestringpuller okay okay
12:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 65 @ 0.00331349 = 0.2154 BTC [+] {5}
12:43 mircea_popescu penis is nsfw ? seriously ?!
12:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3330001 = 0.666 BTC [-]
12:43 nubbins` yipes
12:43 pankkake you have to undertand the W part
12:43 nubbins` i brought my penis to work literally every day
12:43 nubbins` good thing nobody found out
12:43 pankkake better be a perv at work than a gay at work
12:45 mircea_popescu ok so this band, does it actually have anyone ? what's it need, a drummer an electric guitar, alead vocal ?
12:45 nubbins` you'll need bass too
12:45 Diablo-D3 and a guy on keyboard
12:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5850 @ 0.00087047 = 5.0922 BTC [+]
12:45 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves if all the people in the band connect in a skype conference, can you pull youtube sound out of that ?
12:45 nubbins` keyboard changes the whole dynamic, choose wisely
12:45 ThickAsThieves well if you just wanna record, i can cover any missing parts rreally
12:45 nubbins` mircea_popescu: lag, impossible
12:45 ThickAsThieves but if you wanna perform
12:45 ThickAsThieves thats diff
12:46 Diablo-D3 just do what daft punk does
12:46 Diablo-D3 rip ALL the samples \o/
12:46 mircea_popescu just record to start.
12:46 nubbins` best is to figure out a basic song structure, start with drums, then overdub everything else
12:46 mircea_popescu nubbins` you don't understand. lag is part of our legacy.
12:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 290 @ 0.00303274 = 0.8795 BTC [-] {2}
12:46 nubbins` heh
12:46 mircea_popescu o you can overdub ?
12:46 pankkake Straight Outta Timisoara
12:46 mircea_popescu dub you hear that ? you obsolete fuck you.
12:46 Diablo-D3 OVERWUB
12:46 nubbins` me personally no, but anyone with a reasonable setup could
12:46 Diablo-D3 WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
12:47 mircea_popescu if this thing manages to record a song i'd ipo it :D
12:47 ThickAsThieves do we have a style in mind?
12:47 ThickAsThieves the girl wants to punk or?
12:47 mircea_popescu let's start simple
12:47 nubbins` comedy rock
12:47 mircea_popescu do we have a mind ?
12:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC
12:47 nubbins` punk drums, too fast
12:47 nubbins` did we have any clear winners with song names?
12:47 ThickAsThieves she might only be comfortable with certain styles
12:48 nubbins` best to get lyrics sorted, few verses, maybe a chorus
12:48 mircea_popescu prolly best start with lyrics.
12:48 pankkake hehe perhaps I can try to write some lyrics after all!
12:48 pankkake need to find a theme
12:48 pankkake to focus on
12:48 nubbins` two weeks
12:49 mircea_popescu tell you what, to get the ball rolling : im putting a 0.1 btc prize on the lyrics.
12:49 nubbins` or ipo
12:49 mircea_popescu whoever makes a set that's accepted gets it
12:49 mircea_popescu then we see if she can sing it, and if something can be patched together out of it
12:49 mircea_popescu howssat.
12:49 nubbins` lovely
12:49 pankkake I'd buy the CD!
12:49 Diablo-D3 jesus why does audio output on everything suck
12:49 ThickAsThieves soundss good
12:49 pankkake or vinyl
12:49 mircea_popescu it can be anything, rap, country and western, w/e.
12:49 ThickAsThieves lemme know if you need anything
12:49 nubbins` i'd buy it on vinyl
12:49 Diablo-D3 and why isnt my new dac and amp here yet
12:49 mircea_popescu pankkake cd = certificate of deposit noob!
12:49 nubbins` cds are for suckers
12:49 ThickAsThieves like drum loop or whatevs
12:50 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves prolly will need everything.
12:50 ThickAsThieves well if you give me a hint of style
12:50 ThickAsThieves i can probly emulate and innovate
12:50 nubbins` you could open-source the music and invite people to submit covers
12:50 mircea_popescu there may be something in this.
12:50 nubbins` Deerhoof once released the sheet music to one of their songs before it was released
12:51 mircea_popescu anyway, deadline for submitted lyrics is monday.
12:51 mircea_popescu let's see if this baby lives.
12:51 ThickAsThieves k
12:53 the20year who did you migrate trading to tat?
12:53 nubbins` what rhymes with weeks?
12:54 the20year teaks
12:54 nubbins` sneaks
12:55 mircea_popescu sweex
12:55 mircea_popescu my fav sound eq makers.
12:56 nubbins` there once was a man who accepted our coins
12:56 nubbins` with a butterfly shirt and a penchant for groins
12:56 nubbins` we asked for a date and he said "oh, two weeks!"
12:56 nubbins` it is then we suspected we were dealing with sneaks
12:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00049999 = 0.5 BTC [+]
12:56 nubbins` the weeks turned to months, and the months into years
12:56 pankkake :o
12:56 nubbins` as the hashrate still rose, we succumbed to our tears
12:57 nubbins` that's a start anyway
12:57 pankkake I must admit I'm cheating with a rhyming dictionnary, but I have my my non-nativeness as an excuse
12:57 mircea_popescu youy know, as a lateral thought, it occurs to me that if this actually happens, all the other kids that hoped and dreamed to make a band will be SO butthurt jealous...
12:57 mircea_popescu never had a chance, never had the means, never had a hope.
12:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2424 @ 0.000115 = 0.2788 BTC [-]
12:58 nubbins` we refreshed the page and examined each line
12:58 nubbins` in search of a clue as to when we could mine
12:59 mircea_popescu that's not bad
12:59 mircea_popescu jesus i can't believe anal cunt has a 50 page wikipedia entry, complete with neckbeard graphs and dioramas.
12:59 mircea_popescu what the fuck, it was always a bored guy. not noteworthy in any sense.
13:00 nubbins` the rep on the forums deflected our pleas
13:00 nubbins` while drinking fine wines and eating nice cheese
13:00 pankkake dragon ball z must have 300+ entries
13:00 pankkake and let's not talk of pokémon
13:01 mircea_popescu how can anal cunt have a longer article than stoya.
13:01 pankkake anyway it's easy to make an anal cunt song: take a subject, say it's gay
13:01 ThickAsThieves maybe he's so bored he moderates his own page
13:01 pankkake and give it AIDS
13:01 nubbins` "but surely a product, a business must need",
13:02 nubbins` the orderers wailed at the company's greed
13:02 mircea_popescu pankkake along those lines, cardano's test bench has so far generated gigabytes worth of anal cunt lead vocals and kbd.
13:03 nubbins` we started to frown as the waiting time grew
13:03 nubbins` and the company doused usb hubs with glue
13:04 mircea_popescu lol nubbins` has engaged vexual mode.
13:04 ThickAsThieves stoned?
13:04 nubbins` i'm on a roll!
13:04 nubbins` tat, not yet
13:06 asciilifeform there ought to be a naughty bitmap or two in that Gb.
13:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.33108334 = 11.919 BTC [-] {5}
13:09 nubbins` then one day a miner appeared at a door
13:09 nubbins` and the pre-orders began to pour in once more
13:10 nubbins` "return on investment", the naysayer's phrase,
13:10 nubbins` steadfastly ignored as we counted the days
13:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4550 @ 0.00086656 = 3.9428 BTC [-]
13:11 nubbins` hoping one day that soon we'd have red cheeks
13:11 nubbins` tired from smiling.....
13:11 nubbins` after waiting two weeks.
13:12 deadweasel so it looks like youj're making a childrens book for bitcoin?
13:13 nubbins` nah, we're trying to record an album
13:13 nubbins` altho it does have a "night before christmas" feel, hey
13:15 nubbins` pre-order money is better than gold; it's free and it smells nice and never grows mold
13:16 nubbins` pre-order hardware, six months down the road, is like a fine prince, turned into a toad
13:17 nubbins` pre-order dreams and pre-order hopes, pre-order buyers on pre-order ropes
13:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.33 = 1.65 BTC [-]
13:22 nubbins` inaba decided to give us some grief, with a shit-eating grin and a faint smell of queef
13:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26990 @ 0.00086639 = 23.3839 BTC [-] {3}
13:25 ThickAsThieves I actually have a song i never finished that lyrics kinda fit the idea
13:25 nubbins` a jonathan richman sort of style would be great for this
13:26 ThickAsThieves kinda unclear if it's sposed to be a funny effort or not
13:26 ThickAsThieves your writing so far implies so
13:27 nubbins` mildly tongue-in-cheek, at least
13:27 ThickAsThieves faint smell of queef
13:27 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysaBHTwazjk
13:27 ozbot Jonathan Richman - Since She Started to Ride - YouTube
13:27 ThickAsThieves mild indeed
13:28 morg_ Hello
13:28 nubbins` hi
13:28 morg_ Anyone invested in PETA?
13:28 morg_ Hi nubbins
13:28 nubbins` no, i can't see how investing in mining is a good idea
13:28 morg_ How come?
13:28 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4
13:28 ozbot Jonathan Richman - I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar Live - YouTube
13:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 20 @ 0.0077 = 0.154 BTC
13:33 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHuZ_8xGGM
13:33 ozbot Jonathan Richman - Vampire Girl ln.mp4.mp4 - YouTube
13:33 nubbins` may just spend the rest of the day listening to jonathan richman
13:33 nubbins` an inspiration to us all
13:34 ThickAsThieves bitcoin just wants to rally
13:34 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
13:34 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 980.1211, Best ask: 984.0, Bid-ask spread: 3.87890, Last trade: 980.1211, 24 hour volume: 15740.77510427, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 985.0, 24 hour vwap: 941.24088
13:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 600 @ 0.00290015 = 1.7401 BTC [-] {9}
13:36 Korbman the sooner the better...I've got some bills coming up :P
13:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34169 BTC [+]
13:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.1173 = 0.3519 BTC [+] {3}
13:40 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_1sA0PVArw
13:40 ozbot Jonathan Richman - Girlfriend / Roadrunner - YouTube
13:42 nubbins` "well, that's a G-I-R-L-F-R-E-N / that's a girlfriend / that's somethin' that i'd understand"
13:44 nubbins` amazíng
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]
13:46 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mH5nJfMjvM
13:46 ozbot Jonathan Richman - YouTube
13:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.05 = 0.7 BTC
13:48 thestringpuller is there a way to grep all the trades from the logs?
13:49 TomServo Is this a trick question?
13:49 deadweasel interesting development method: http://tip4commit.com/projects/102
13:50 Kleeck Wow. Apparently I'm banned from #bitconmarkets. I feel I should celebrate.
13:50 jurov ;;ticker
13:50 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1017.0, Best ask: 1019.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 1019.0, 24 hour volume: 17521.42724005, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1019.99999, 24 hour vwap: 947.92164
13:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.34169 = 1.0251 BTC [+]
13:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.000115 = 0.2875 BTC [-]
13:50 Kleeck well, #bitcoinmarkets, not bitconmarkets
13:51 mircea_popescu Kleeck all the chans i never knew existed
13:51 jurov thestringpuller, just watch #bitcoin-assets-trades?
13:51 jurov this one is censored anyway
13:51 Kleeck bitcoinmarkets used to be good... once upon a time...
13:51 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/ << is this over 1mn fiats yet ?
13:51 ozbot BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
13:54 mircea_popescu http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screenshot-from-2013-12-09-222015.png << i wonder how acurate that shit is.
13:54 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo mostly read by rich azns ?
13:58 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
13:58 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1015.0, Best ask: 1024.0, Bid-ask spread: 9.00000, Last trade: 1015.0, 24 hour volume: 18596.29822859, 24 hour low: 864.0, 24 hour high: 1025.06084, 24 hour vwap: 952.12501
13:59 nubbins` ThickAsThieves: anyway, to answer your question from earlier, i'm not sure there's a way to write a song about bitcoin that isn't funny
14:00 ThickAsThieves MPOE-PR writes about bitcoin without being funny
14:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6550 @ 0.00086631 = 5.6743 BTC [-]
14:01 nubbins` well, arguably, but assuming that's so -- it doesn't mean it can translate into music with a straight face
14:01 ThickAsThieves angry hateful music
14:01 ThickAsThieves or fed up music
14:02 ThickAsThieves or elitist
14:02 nubbins` nine inch nails by and for financial professionals
14:02 thestringpuller nine inch nails is far from elitist
14:02 thestringpuller don't even go there
14:02 nubbins` songs raging about bond returns
14:02 thestringpuller dude
14:02 nubbins` lel
14:02 pankkake https://bitbucket.org/pankkake/asslyrics/src/555a4ed277d25c919e519e15106148037e19827c/hotelbitcoinica.txt?at=master
14:02 ozbot pankkake / asslyrics
14:02 thestringpuller no
14:02 thestringpuller no
14:02 thestringpuller NO
14:02 nubbins` ah, my sides
14:02 thestringpuller Lol.
14:02 thestringpuller The Fragile is the most gangsta album ever
14:02 thestringpuller You know why? Because Dr. Dre helped Trent mix it.
14:02 nubbins` "the fragile / she doesn't see her beauty / i won't let you fall apart"
14:03 nubbins` pre-t-t-y gangsta
14:03 thestringpuller MPOE-PR is more of straight thrash metal
14:03 thestringpuller like some Slayer Shit
14:03 thestringpuller Reign of Blood yo
14:03 nubbins` well sure
14:03 nubbins` but can you imagine slayer singing about bitcoins?
14:03 thestringpuller I can imagine lil jon sampling slayer and rapping about bitcoins
14:03 ThickAsThieves pankkake this would be a good Zhou Thong track
14:04 nubbins` thestringpuller: and i can imagine my sides literally splitting open
14:04 pankkake the hardest part for me is that I don't know if it sounds right
14:04 ThickAsThieves other than that it mentions him...
14:04 pankkake eh
14:04 pankkake also I don't know much about Bitcoinica
14:04 ThickAsThieves gox supposedly has the money
14:04 ThickAsThieves is part of that story
14:05 ThickAsThieves Ballin' With Mark
14:05 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl8EHxGJSwc
14:05 ozbot Jonathan Richman - Lonely Financial Zone 1976.wmv - YouTube
14:05 thestringpuller broke nigga's wanna jack shit tight
14:05 thestringpuller JUST BOUGHT A CADILLAC
14:06 pankkake google translate's thing has the worst reading ever
14:10 twizt anyone know a good btc/ltc datafeed
14:10 twizt real-time
14:11 benkay ;;ticker --market btcavg
14:11 gribble BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 964.84, Best ask: 969.76, Bid-ask spread: 4.92000, Last trade: 967.5, 24 hour volume: 70816.6, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 917.99
14:12 benkay wowee mpoe
14:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
14:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00086769 = 14.7941 BTC [+] {2}
14:20 benkay i want to see an s.nsa ssh dongle too.
14:22 FabianB_ ;;bc,stats
14:22 gribble Current Blocks: 274217 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1974 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes, and 7 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1239200145.04 | Estimated Percent Change: 36.42307
14:22 FabianB_ wtf
14:23 pankkake ;;estimate
14:23 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 1239200145.04 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
14:26 asciilifeform benkay: ssh dongle?
14:26 benkay wave hands to a certain extent
14:27 asciilifeform still curious what you had in mind.
14:27 benkay but i want to ssh into a box with a cardano-like device
14:28 benkay i suppose this is possible with a vm on a usb stick
14:28 asciilifeform what you're probably thinking of (or what you will think of, if you think long enough) is: secure terminal. complete with keyboard and display.
14:28 asciilifeform this could happen at some point.
14:28 benkay educate me plz!
14:29 benkay ah i imagine because i have to enter plaintext at some point on the potentially compromised computer
14:29 asciilifeform benkay: hardware is not a magic pill. it must have a purpose. consider what parts of your current setup strike you as questionable.
14:30 thestringpuller i have toy fishies in my water cool line
14:30 thestringpuller they go around like an aquarium pretty dope
14:30 thestringpuller that's the only reason I have water cooling
14:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
14:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14332 @ 0.00086865 = 12.4495 BTC [+]
14:32 asciilifeform thestringpuller: suggested experiment: add to your water tank, a few drops of the 'perfume' used to scent natural gas.
14:32 asciilifeform you will almost certainly discover that your machine leaks.
14:35 mircea_popescu mercaptane
14:35 asciilifeform methyl mercaptane, right. you can buy it easily enough.
14:35 asciilifeform don't pop the vial indoors.
14:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.0254 = 0.2286 BTC [+]
14:37 asciilifeform i had cpu water for a few years, '01-04. lost quite a few boards to slow leaks, despite first-class seals.
14:37 asciilifeform 'water grinds even stone.'
14:37 deadweasel most water cooled pumps will gurgle a bit while they get going, right?
14:37 benkay what are the downsides of oil cooling systems?
14:37 asciilifeform impeller pumps designed for aquarium, yes.
14:37 deadweasel maintenance
14:38 deadweasel asciilifeform: thanks.
14:38 asciilifeform well, immersion oil sucks. you will burst electrolytic caps
14:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 668 @ 0.00086997 = 0.5811 BTC [+]
14:38 asciilifeform and all exposed contacts will be coated. no upgrades.
14:38 asciilifeform people with infinite money use Fluorinert (as seen in Cray II.) $500/liter or so.
14:39 asciilifeform phun phact: fluorinert dissolves oxygen very readily - you can breathe under it.
14:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.118 BTC [+]
14:39 asciilifeform http://i.imgur.com/G3hgX.jpg
14:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.32515999 = 2.2761 BTC [-] {6}
14:41 asciilifeform just about any oil you can get cheaply is poisonous, flammable, or both.
14:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3201 = 0.6402 BTC [-]
14:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 6666 @ 0.00299882 = 19.9901 BTC [-] {4}
14:42 asciilifeform if you're going for classical (thermoblocks, pipes) vs. immersion cooling, use water. it pretty much can't be beat re: heat capacity.
14:42 mike_c has a human ever tried to breathe fluorinert?
14:44 asciilifeform mike_c: afaik it's been used in medicine - children born with breathing problems, or something like that
14:44 asciilifeform not standard, because $$$$$
14:44 mike_c crazy. i'll put it at the bottom of the bucket list.
14:44 asciilifeform usually cheaper to make a new baby
14:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
14:45 asciilifeform always wondered if some truly loaded fellow has a swimming pool of fluorinert.
14:46 asciilifeform i wouldn't - you still have to get the stuff out of your lungs eventually
14:46 asciilifeform (head stand?)
14:46 asciilifeform ever see a stage performer breathe sulfur hexafluoride?
14:46 asciilifeform opposite of 'helium voice'
14:46 mike_c http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing#Medical_treatment
14:46 ozbot Liquid breathing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
14:47 asciilifeform heavier than air, so you have to do a head stand afterwards.
14:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3203 = 1.6015 BTC [+] {2}
14:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.31939999 = 3.194 BTC [-] {4}
14:52 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362959.0
14:52 ozbot Looking for IPO Partner: Butter-Bot.com
14:52 mircea_popescu butt-er bot!
14:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00086996 = 13.1364 BTC [-]
14:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00331447 = 0.1525 BTC [-] {3}
14:53 benkay thinnerthanthieves
14:54 mike_c even better use for fluorinert - fat free potato chips.
14:54 mike_c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4gYv2BK-HQ
14:54 ozbot Frying a potato chip in Fluorinert FC-40 - YouTube
14:54 mircea_popescu im not so sure perfluorohexane is safe for ingestion tbh
14:55 thestringpuller ;;google work to do
14:55 gribble WORK TO DO - Isley Brothers - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08tYrBCgXlU>; Work to Do - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Work_to_Do>; The Isley Brothers – Work To Do – Listen and discover music at Last ...: <http://www.last.fm/music/The+Isley+Brothers/_/Work+To+Do>
14:55 mike_c he said he's not eating the chip.
14:55 TomServo there's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52UAEQfMTtU
14:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0033 = 0.132 BTC [-] {2}
14:56 TomServo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52UAEQfMTtU
14:56 ozbot Mythbusters - Helium and Sulfur Hexafluoride - YouTube
14:56 benkay hey Sabroshi where all the coins at
14:56 KRS|Gotyawallet thestringpuller: if you lke isey brothers do you like contagious?
14:56 KRS|Gotyawallet thats my fav
14:57 Sabroshi They are right behind you
14:57 thestringpuller KRS|Gotyawallet: that's really recent
14:57 mike_c yeah, eating it seems bad: At Cray Research we used Flourinert extensively in the Tritons, and if we ever had a 'burn', where a circuit failed and heated it to boiling, we had to evacuate the building immediately, as the gas is the most powerful carcinogen known... 1 part in 5 billion if memory serves
14:57 thestringpuller well recent in comparison to other Isely discogrpahy timeline
14:58 thestringpuller but yea that's a dope song
14:58 thestringpuller i feel though it is a rehash of Footsteps in the Dark
14:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.118 = 0.236 BTC [+]
14:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.31771428 = 2.224 BTC [-] {3}
15:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.3125 = 2.5 BTC [-] {2}
15:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 55 @ 0.31078944 = 17.0934 BTC [-] {15}
15:04 jurov omg havelock... another day, anoher ipo
15:04 jurov https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=SFI
15:04 thestringpuller lolololol
15:08 mike_c limited partners buy into a vc fund and don't expect to see it back for 10 years
15:09 mike_c somehow i doubt sfi investors are prepared for that.
15:09 mike_c plus the fact that all their money will be gone within 1 year anyway.
15:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00324534 = 0.1006 BTC [-] {6}
15:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3105 = 1.242 BTC [-]
15:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24077 @ 0.00087014 = 20.9504 BTC [+] {3}
15:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 71 @ 0.30999293 = 22.0095 BTC [-] {7}
15:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00307694 = 0.16 BTC [-] {2}
15:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.30896266 = 0.9269 BTC [-] {2}
15:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.31240004 = 2.8116 BTC [+] {3}
15:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.30599189 = 13.7696 BTC [-] {15}
15:25 benkay jurov: they're funding a wallet!
15:26 jurov ?
15:26 benkay jurov: the list of 'startup descriptions' reads like a list of 'look at these sweet companies we want to copy and or 'invest' into!'
15:26 benkay SFI and grabhive.com
15:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
15:37 kanzure "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes"
15:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
15:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3015 = 1.809 BTC [-] {2}
15:37 kanzure i IPO in 3 minutes who's with me
15:37 dub how much for a board seat
15:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.31925 = 2.554 BTC [+] {2}
15:38 benkay bitcoin nanotech
15:38 kanzure not how it works, the company has to pay the board members
15:38 benkay 5nm asics
15:38 benkay sorry 5 angstrom asics
15:38 benkay amazing team
15:38 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
15:38 benkay thanks assbot
15:40 kanzure it can only go up/down so it's virtually guaranteed
15:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 252 @ 0.00049999 = 0.126 BTC [-]
15:42 pankkake https://bitbucket.org/pankkake/asslyrics/src/8a654342a5b6c58881b206b92982ffed7fe3777a/gottabuythemall.txt?at=master
15:42 ozbot pankkake / asslyrics
15:42 the20year how'd they get size down so small when intel is still on 18nm?
15:43 pankkake the chinese have tinier hands
15:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1336 @ 0.000115 = 0.1536 BTC [-]
15:43 jurov woo pankkake on a roll
15:43 pankkake and I haven't slept for 24hours
15:43 pankkake ok maybe that explains it
15:44 jurov lol you'll wake up tomorrow wanting to discard it all
15:44 jurov don't do it
15:45 pankkake I can't really judge it, because it's all in broken english in my head
15:45 jurov trash metal dont need no engrish
15:46 jurov you have to find a vocalist with fitting accent tho
15:48 kanzure cypriot black metal?
15:49 jurov o i forgot you already have hannah .. bah, she'll manage :)
15:50 mircea_popescu kanzure> "international bitcoin fund for jerks capable of deploying twitter bootstrap themes" << word
15:50 mircea_popescu dude who are you.
15:50 kanzure i do stuff https://github.com/kanzure
15:51 mircea_popescu new people who are not retarded award. so refreshing.
15:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
15:51 benkay there was a css education session yesterday.
15:51 benkay learns quickly award.
15:52 mircea_popescu the end days are near.
15:52 kanzure i am not really new but whatever
15:52 mircea_popescu kanzure a good for you then
15:53 mircea_popescu kanzure http://www.theverge.com/2013/7/1/4485102/winklevoss-bitcoin-trust-aims-to-introduce-investors-to-alternative-curency ?
15:53 kanzure what about it
15:53 mircea_popescu that your article ?
15:53 kanzure oh, unfortunately that's a different asshole named bryan
15:53 mircea_popescu i
15:53 mircea_popescu c
15:53 kanzure there's also a third one that has cancer so i can't talk too much shit about him
15:53 mircea_popescu so what you been up to ?
15:54 dub heh
15:54 dub pankkake is correct
15:54 kanzure software contracting
15:54 mircea_popescu in bitcoin i mean. if not new, then therefore you been doing something ? or just following it ?
15:55 kanzure lurking i guess
15:55 mircea_popescu aha. cool.
15:55 kanzure breaking APIs
15:55 kanzure unauthorized infosec stuff
15:56 dub im working with a chinese vendor in a poc lab on one of my projects, you need tiny hands to work with some of the gear
15:56 mircea_popescu nothing published tho ?
15:57 kanzure i published a paper in the journal of nucleic acid research, does that count? (probably not)
15:57 kanzure excuse me, i mean nucleic acids research
15:57 mircea_popescu re api breaking hehe
15:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13900 @ 0.00086625 = 12.0409 BTC [-] {2}
15:57 kanzure nah, unfortunately not
15:58 kanzure last year i started downloading all android apps and automatically baksmiling them for various reverse engineering reasons
15:58 kanzure some of the ad networks have very interesting financial data exposed to end users
15:58 kanzure so i'm expecting some of the bitcoin apps will have weird APIs laying around that they forgot to secure from old versions of their apps, etc
15:58 mircea_popescu ha
15:59 kanzure i mean, it's something i would forget, so i'm sure other dorks will too
16:00 mircea_popescu well, i'm all for publicly humiliating the vc circuit and its minions, so,
16:01 mircea_popescu if you need either incentive to break into any bitcoin mobile app or venue to publish the results, i'll gladly listen
16:01 kanzure incentive?
16:01 mircea_popescu well yes.
16:13 kanzure dunno what that means in this case
16:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6871 @ 0.00086722 = 5.9587 BTC [+] {2}
16:17 mircea_popescu well, what motivates you ?
16:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00086505 = 11.2457 BTC [-] {2}
16:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 108 @ 0.00290017 = 0.3132 BTC [-] {7}
16:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 457 @ 0.0029 = 1.3253 BTC [-] {7}
16:22 Vexual Mi aerodeslizador se ha enredado en sus arbustos. Necesitaré una compensación monetaria.
16:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21414 @ 0.00086491 = 18.5212 BTC [-] {3}
16:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
16:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 100 @ 0.0077 = 0.77 BTC
16:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {4}
16:29 thestringpuller gpg rules everything around me
16:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5553 @ 0.0008645 = 4.8006 BTC [-] {2}
16:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12660 @ 0.00086444 = 10.9438 BTC [-]
16:37 ll gream?
16:41 kanzure and here i thought they were just yelling out cream for no good reason
16:42 thestringpuller nice
16:42 thestringpuller people get the wu-tang references
16:42 thestringpuller lets get da crypto crypto coin yo
16:42 thestringpuller mircea_popescu stackin' dem coins till they sky high
16:43 kanzure https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17612316/AUDIO/i_have_btc_no_i_wont_link_my_blockchain_lol_noob.mp3
16:43 dub yro.slashdot.org/story/13/12/10/2117234/jpmorgan-files-patent-application-on-bitcoin-killer
16:43 kanzure ah hell i meant
16:43 kanzure https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17612316/AUDIO/i_have_btc_no_i_wont_link_my_blockchain_lol_noob.mp3?dl=1
16:44 Apocalyptic https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=258612.msg3827831#msg3827831
16:44 ozbot [BitFunder] Ukyo.Loan - Paying 0.05% daily.
16:44 Apocalyptic "I hope this is the case, I invested with Ukyo due to his reputation" // what kind of reputation did this guy have ?
16:45 Sabroshi What am I sposed to do with shares that people never claim?
16:45 kanzure you want the serious answer or the irc answer?
16:45 ll heh i havent heard nerdcore in a while
16:46 Sabroshi whatever answer you prefer
16:46 Apocalyptic kanzure, both
16:46 pankkake awesome mp3
16:46 dub Apocalyptic: he made a website with css and some oldschool tards vouched for him
16:47 Apocalyptic " he made a website with css" , ok I stopped right here, that's solid
16:47 dub of course he failed the simplest of bitcointalk tests
16:48 dub has anime avatar == will lose/steal peoples money
16:48 thestringpuller ;;gettrust Ukyo
16:48 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Ukyo: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Ukyo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukyo | Rated since: never
16:48 thestringpuller ;;gettrust Ukto
16:48 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Ukto: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Ukto | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Ukto | Rated since: Wed Jun 15 00:24:56 2011
16:48 thestringpuller wow i guess I shouldn't trust him
16:49 mircea_popescu dub it's like the 3rd pass with that :p
16:49 thestringpuller wow both mircea_popescu and kakobrekla -1'ed him
16:49 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic he had an ok reputation, been around forever, did a sort of hash exchange before that closed down cleanrly
16:49 thestringpuller didn't usagi have an anime avatar
16:49 mircea_popescu had been running weex with graet ok for years etc
16:50 thestringpuller ;;gettrust Graet
16:50 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user Graet: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=Graet | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Graet | Rated since: Sun Jun 19 09:41:28 2011
16:50 thestringpuller ;;gettrust usagi
16:50 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user usagi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=usagi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=usagi | Rated since: Mon Jun 18 12:33:55 2012
16:50 dub thestringpuller: yes
16:51 jcpham ;;rated ukto
16:51 gribble You have not yet rated user ukto
16:51 jcpham ;;rated ukyo
16:51 gribble You have not yet rated user ukyo
16:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.15 = 0.3 BTC [-]
17:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.00086478 = 15.566 BTC [+] {2}
17:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 472 @ 0.00299354 = 1.413 BTC [+] {5}
17:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
17:18 dub <kab0n> Looking for answer to question -- also looking for extending outsourced network team
17:18 dub <kab0n> PM for details -- projects are per-job basis split 50% overhead / 50% direct to you, no taxes withheld, payout in BTC, PayPal, or my elance, odesk, or freelancer acct.
17:19 dub from a network vendor channel
17:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9450 @ 0.00086609 = 8.1846 BTC [+]
17:21 mircea_popescu nice
17:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00086408 = 16.6335 BTC [-] {2}
17:29 Apocalyptic where would I go for some long term LTC loan ?
17:29 kanzure dub: where's that?
17:31 thestringpuller can I get a 1000 btc loan
17:31 thestringpuller will repay in 10 years
17:32 thestringpuller need for mortgage
17:32 thestringpuller k thx by
17:32 thestringpuller bai*
17:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.00307734 = 0.1292 BTC [-] {5}
17:43 jborkl Bitcointalk gets better and better- now the discussion in the Activemining thread values the Amazing company at 1.85 Billion USD
17:45 mircea_popescu lol
17:45 mircea_popescu basically it's s.mpoe x2, whatever that may be ?
17:45 jborkl seems amazing to me
17:45 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
17:45 Apocalyptic wait
17:46 Apocalyptic 1.85 Billion, that's a joke
17:46 jborkl and Havelock only needs to IPO 8 more things to be amazing
17:46 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
17:46 Kleeck_ It should be a joke.
17:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.0008636 = 7.5997 BTC [-]
17:46 Apocalyptic i get so much IPO spam from Havelock...
17:46 jborkl Nothing on the forum is a joke, somewhere someone thinks it is so...
17:47 Apocalyptic the last one 2 hours ago : "Seedcoin Fund is the first global seed-stage Bitcoin startup fund. The funds in bitcoin raised through this public offering will be invested in a portfolio of Bitcoin startups to be incubated by Seedcoin"
17:47 jborkl did you read the "incubated" amazing companies
17:47 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
17:48 Apocalyptic I did
17:48 jborkl sounds promising :/
17:48 mircea_popescu what exactly makes anyone think seedcoin knows the first thing about "incubating" ?
17:48 mircea_popescu why not succubate, while at it.
17:49 Apocalyptic the only one that may be legit is Moneero
17:49 benkay who knows, Hive might actually make a usable OS X wallet.
17:49 mircea_popescu all the no-name noobs with complicated models. the unmitigated audacity of it all, nobody fucking heard of starting small, everyone thinks they're born straight to the top of the food chain
17:49 jborkl Well, it has the word seed in it, so they have to know by default
17:50 jborkl cause if I name myself El Jefe, I have to be the man
17:51 mircea_popescu it's getting old
17:51 benkay not as old as you
17:51 mircea_popescu benkay how much money do you think there is in making an osx wallet ?
17:51 benkay BITBURN
17:51 mircea_popescu 10mn dollars ? 1 bn dollars ?
17:51 mircea_popescu 10 cents ?
17:52 benkay not a terrible lot
17:52 benkay but i don't think end users should be managing their wallets in any event
17:52 mircea_popescu kinda renders the entire point moot
17:52 benkay enough money to sustain an individual on donations and freeware nagging
17:53 benkay in cambodia.
17:53 jborkl Who uses a mac anyway, we can boot them all off of IRC with one ﲬ
17:53 benkay a rather large chunk of the 'computer' using population.
17:54 benkay although if apple gets their way with the jailed platforms one won't be able to actually run a bitcoin client on any OS X instance.
17:54 benkay a friend and i came up with an amusing scenario where the refusal to play with bitcoin drives apple out of the mobile game
17:55 pankkake the general hating freedom thing does
17:55 kanzure i think bitcoin people will make a patent defense fund and nuke apple from orbit instead
17:55 kanzure e.g. some sort of defensive patent fund
17:55 mircea_popescu benkay that amusing scenario is s.mg policy.
17:55 dub well like mtgox it seems no amount of failure will shake loose the diehards
17:55 kanzure the reason that apple doesn't want cryptocurrencies on ios is related to mobile payments and their own ios5 wallet system
17:56 mircea_popescu dub https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=361664.msg3889871#msg3889871 point in case.
17:56 jborkl you just reminded me to see if my micro AWS was done DL the block chain
17:56 kanzure and everyone and their mom filed patents on sending payments over mobile phones etc
17:56 benkay kanzure: and that 30% rake.
17:56 kanzure oh yeah, the rake
17:56 mircea_popescu i seen the future and there's no apple in it.
17:56 kanzure i'm not sure how much of that 30% is going to liabilities
17:56 jborkl 4 days and 90% done
17:57 jborkl smokin
17:57 kanzure jborkl: are you using a torrent?
17:57 jborkl no, well I hooked it up to one of my nodes
17:57 jborkl so yes
17:58 jborkl so kinda, it is the free tier so I just wanted to see how it does
17:58 dub mircea_popescu: is it lost on you/her that trying to help people who are beyond help is a less pleasurable way of fucking your own ass?
17:59 dub seems like so much effort expended for so little potential reward
18:00 benkay so much effort and so many buttcorns all for the forumlols
18:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00086383 = 12.2664 BTC [+] {2}
18:02 benkay grammar question
18:02 benkay "trading on MPEx" or "trading on the MPEx"
18:02 dub latter
18:02 dub better yet "trading the bitcoin on the mpex"
18:02 thestringpuller trading on the MPEx to get some sex
18:03 Apocalyptic word
18:03 benkay one way it implies "trading on Mircea Popescu's Exchange"
18:03 benkay the other way it's an exchange that happens to be named for MP ; "trading on the Mircea Popescu Exchange"
18:04 jurov just use "the Exchange" :D
18:04 jurov or _the_ Exchange
18:04 benkay "the Exchange" it is.
18:06 benkay json
18:06 benkay what an unmitigated fuckhole of a transmission format
18:06 benkay "yes please put my longs in a string"
18:07 jurov or chuckles? can't decide
18:07 benkay try tittering insanely
18:07 benkay that always works for me, for some value of work.
18:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 732 @ 0.00299331 = 2.1911 BTC [+] {2}
18:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 157 @ 0.0030755 = 0.4829 BTC [-] {6}
18:12 dub ;;ud tittering
18:12 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tittering | To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.
18:12 ozbot Urban Dictionary: Tittering
18:12 benkay ;;ud titter
18:12 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=titter | Breasts that are abnormally large causing a man, who initially sees them, to get an immediate erection within his genital area.
18:12 ozbot Urban Dictionary: titter
18:12 jurov there can be erecion outside genital area?
18:12 Bunnyh can you get an erection elsewhere?
18:13 Bunnyh lol
18:14 mircea_popescu dub what's being said to idiots is usually said fo rthe benefit of third parties rather than the idiots themselves
18:18 jurov benkay: https://github.com/jurov/MPExAgent/blob/master/agent.py#L153 applies to whole rest of that function
18:18 jurov hence, giggles
18:18 benkay wow mpsic twice in holdings that happens?
18:19 benkay or defensive programming?
18:19 jurov with mpex anything can happen
18:19 benkay i always get this feeling of impending doom when i see .aspx or .php
18:20 benkay and am interacting with appliance on the other end of the wire
18:20 jurov i have once seen inexplicable +0400 timezone in one stat, the previous and the next one were in +0000
18:20 jurov for example
18:20 benkay wow
18:20 benkay WOW
18:28 mircea_popescu benkay sup ?
18:29 benkay hey boss
18:30 benkay whatchu want?
18:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6200 @ 0.0008644 = 5.3593 BTC [+]
18:31 mircea_popescu wow wut ?
18:31 benkay nuffin
18:32 benkay saw some interesting error handling code in jurov's wrapper around the mpex api
18:33 jurov what if i'm just trying to scare other wannabe brokers? :D
18:33 benkay no need to scare 'em jurov just keep 'em busy
18:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.305001 BTC [-]
18:34 mike_c ;;bc,stats
18:34 gribble Current Blocks: 274239 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1952 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 23 hours, 1 minute, and 13 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1034822487.37 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.92321
18:35 jurov oh, mp manages that nicely
18:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.30404036 = 2.4323 BTC [-] {5}
18:35 benkay orly
18:36 jurov mircea_popescu: did you update the faq on mkopt/split already?
18:36 jurov so that it considers option lot
18:37 mike_c proposed bitbet: "snackman will bet on the 1b difficulty bet after its decided"
18:37 benkay badbet
18:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00295 = 1.475 BTC [-]
18:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 566 @ 0.00294 = 1.664 BTC [-]
18:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15975 @ 0.00086527 = 13.8227 BTC [+] {2}
18:47 mircea_popescu jurov nope ;/
18:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030112 = 0.606 BTC [-]
18:53 jurov https://www.bitcoinforum.com/coinbr-com/mpoe-options-update-cheatsheet beat you :)
18:53 ozbot MPOE Options Update + Cheatsheet - Bitcoin Forum - The Unofficial Bitcoin Forum
18:55 mircea_popescu hehe cool
18:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3030055 = 0.606 BTC [-] {2}
18:55 thestringpuller ;;seen jurov
18:55 gribble jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 minutes and 6 seconds ago: <jurov> https://www.bitcoinforum.com/coinbr-com/mpoe-options-update-cheatsheet beat you :)
18:55 jurov thestringpullerrrrrrrr
18:55 thestringpuller yoyo
18:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.30080881 = 5.1137 BTC [-] {5}
18:57 Apocalyptic "Since December 29, the options lot changed"
18:57 Apocalyptic you're sure about the date jurov ?
18:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.30002856 = 4.2004 BTC [-] {7}
18:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 112 @ 0.0030543 = 0.3421 BTC [-] {7}
18:57 jurov hahahaha now i see
18:58 jurov fixed
19:08 benkay ;;ticker --market btcavg
19:08 gribble BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 986.2, Best ask: 988.91, Bid-ask spread: 2.71000, Last trade: 986.01, 24 hour volume: 73623.76, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 939.64
19:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.29504006 = 1.4752 BTC [-] {3}
19:12 mircea_popescu dude bitcoin back to 1k ?
19:13 mircea_popescu and all the experts that knew better!
19:13 bVector any idea why my quiznos bet suggestion was rejected? I wanted to make some quick money with insider information :P
19:14 jurov good i'm no expert
19:14 jurov even my yesterday's option deal was rather jerkass
19:15 mircea_popescu bVector was it a .25 zeroconf ?
19:19 bVector it was .25, did it not confirm?
19:19 benkay profit for calls on a lotsize: ((spot - strike) / strike) * lotsize) - buyprice
19:20 benkay y/n?
19:20 jurov n
19:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 254 @ 0.00303002 = 0.7696 BTC [-] {3}
19:20 benkay damn.
19:21 jurov only if you convert the strike to full btc first
19:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1100 @ 0.00302533 = 3.3279 BTC [-] {6}
19:23 mircea_popescu bVector it was a mistake, submit again please.
19:24 jurov benkay have you seen the cheatsheet above?
19:24 benkay there is some value in working it out from first principles, jurov
19:25 jurov ofc :) just to have something to compare
19:27 BingoBoingo And FreeBSD makes the sane decision to tell Intel and Via's hardware RNGs to STFU http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/12/we-cannot-trust-intel-and-vias-chip-based-crypto-freebsd-developers-say/
19:29 bVector mircea_popescu: submitted and funded again (unconfirmed so far)
19:29 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: that one was a double whammy of sorts
19:29 asciilifeform notice what they did instead.
19:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.05 = 1.5 BTC
19:30 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Yeah the now feed the borked RNG data through a borked schneier algo
19:30 asciilifeform good, i don't need to draw a picture.
19:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.155 BTC [+]
19:31 asciilifeform 'good cop / bad cop.' old as time.
19:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 75 @ 0.00305668 = 0.2293 BTC [+] {3}
19:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3 BTC [+]
19:35 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: It almost seems like the Bitcoin Dev's "X.509 is perfect for signing payment requests" in spite of all of the times CAs have signed certs purporting to be controlled by one party while actually having been controlled by another party. The biggest difference is the FreeBSD devs might actually not know better.
19:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.3 = 2.4 BTC [+]
19:38 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: the motivations of people who try to bring PKI to bitcoin are no secret.
19:40 asciilifeform i can't help but imagine some fellow at Meta-NSA, with a pill against ECDSA hidden under a flower pot in his office, laughing his arse off at these morons.
19:42 asciilifeform (Meta-NSA is the Shangri-La where they keep the real cryptographers.)
19:47 mircea_popescu http://satoshirat.com/
19:47 ozbot SatoshiRat
19:48 asciilifeform yet another 'crack our RNG plz' contest?
19:49 asciilifeform aren't there quite enough of those?
19:49 benkay it's marginally better than that
19:49 benkay it has an rpg/depletion aspect
19:50 mircea_popescu and no house edge supposedly.
19:50 mircea_popescu no way for you to verify that it doesnt seem like
19:53 asciilifeform https://blockchain.info/address/1DTiiobTw8LTFwCRoVVCg1gYeBfe4tzyHN
19:53 ozbot Bitcoin Address 1DTiiobTw8LTFwCRoVVCg1gYeBfe4tzyHN
19:53 asciilifeform not bad
19:53 asciilifeform when do we get 'SatoshiRoach'
19:54 asciilifeform and why only augmentations. let the chumps buy ratpoison for a selected enemy rat.
19:55 asciilifeform there is no mystery where the house edge is.
19:55 asciilifeform since the author set the rules, he knows exactly how to optimize a rat.
19:55 asciilifeform so he can collect the edge while appearing to be merely one of the players.
19:55 asciilifeform if someone wises up, the rules will change.
19:55 asciilifeform basic 'chumpatron.'
19:56 asciilifeform straight from the analogue meatspace world.
19:56 asciilifeform of the 'faux game of skill' species.
19:58 asciilifeform modern people, who've never heard of carnival games, fall for the most basic shams imaginable.
19:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.16 = 0.32 BTC [+]
19:59 mircea_popescu there does seem to be a disproportionate population of carnies in bitcoin
20:00 dub you'd know
20:00 asciilifeform from both sides of the stand.
20:01 asciilifeform someone could probably squeeze out a meager living from cracking these chumpatrons.
20:03 asciilifeform curiously absent are: actual games of skill. where is SatoshiChess or SatoshiGo?
20:04 mike_c AI challenges..
20:04 benkay with betting
20:04 asciilifeform well, the former.
20:04 benkay why not SatoshiGo?
20:04 benkay and how the heck does bitcoin play into either go or chess?
20:04 asciilifeform because a serious player can beat the state-of-the-art machine there.
20:05 asciilifeform benkay: easily enough. let people play for btc, collect fixed commission.
20:05 benkay play versus each other with a stake?
20:05 asciilifeform right. just like on park benches.
20:06 benkay why does chess work in this scenario and not go?
20:06 asciilifeform go works. chess devolves to AI contest.
20:06 benkay gotcha
20:06 asciilifeform in case that wasn't clear.
20:07 benkay i r idiots
20:07 asciilifeform go would produce a dual-tiered situation, with a population of idiots running machines against each other, and pros who clean them out at their leisure.
20:07 benkay parsed "the former" as referring to games of skill
20:07 benkay and chess
20:07 benkay potentially a third tier too, augmented pros.
20:08 asciilifeform right.
20:08 dub you could do an irc/wot/pug4btc type thing
20:08 benkay a chaotic upper zone with good players and good computers but bad process with bad players and good computers and good process, to mangle a thing someone once said.
20:08 dub used to play cstrike pick up games organised by an IRC bot
20:09 asciilifeform no point in 'policing' the arena for AI, i've met people who play rather like machines.
20:09 asciilifeform let the race 'be to the swiftest.'
20:09 benkay could always implement turn time limits
20:09 asciilifeform alternatively, one could set up a contest explicitly for machines.
20:09 asciilifeform see 'CoreWars.'
20:10 dub http://pugbot.com/ should be trivial to plug btc into that
20:10 ozbot PUGBOT - Brought to you by the Community
20:10 nubbins` benkay: even a moderately skilled go player can beat a computer
20:11 nubbins` not even a pro
20:11 nubbins` it's too complex
20:11 benkay nubbins` u so far behind again
20:11 benkay tryna learn me about deterministic gameplay
20:11 asciilifeform nubbins`: correct. there's been some brouhaha about go ai, but it pertains mainly to games on undersized boards.
20:11 nubbins` nod
20:11 nubbins` i mean, it was only within the past 5-10 years that checkers was solved
20:12 asciilifeform (monte-carlo style searches, or even classical - e.g. A* work quite well on 9x9 board.)
20:12 benkay "Weak human + machine + better process was superior to a strong computer alone and, more remarkably, superior to a strong human + machine + inferior process."
20:12 benkay http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2010/feb/11/the-chess-master-and-the-computer/
20:12 ozbot The Chess Master and the Computer by Garry Kasparov | The New York Review of Books
20:13 nubbins` i recall some years ago a guy was pitting an AMD cpu vs an intel cpu in a game of chess
20:13 asciilifeform a 'strong human' in this context is simply one who knows how to use his machine correctly.
20:13 nubbins` two different chess programs running on each, so 4 combinations of cpu/software
20:13 asciilifeform think 'knife fight' rather than 'boxing match.'
20:13 nubbins` unsurprisingly, it came down to the software and not the cpu.
20:14 benkay asciilifeform: that's wrapping up human skill at game with human skill at computer
20:14 asciilifeform when you can use machines at your leisure, it's a somewhat different game that you're playing.
20:14 benkay indeed.
20:14 BingoBoingo Seems like for chess 0.06 BTC per competitor is roughly the cost of turning match outcomes into coinflips this year http://www.hiarcs.com/pc-chess-deep-junior.htm
20:15 BingoBoingo Though I imagine some people would spend more to get Rybka
20:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.003 = 0.294 BTC [-] {2}
20:16 nubbins` BingoBoingo: play a game in a bit?
20:16 asciilifeform SatoshiGo is a far better idea
20:16 asciilifeform no turning hardware straight into match outcomes, there.
20:16 BingoBoingo nubbins`: Sure
20:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00293 = 0.293 BTC [-] {5}
20:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.308 BTC [+]
20:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00293 = 0.293 BTC [-] {4}
20:28 Ogedei whats the chan with only ticker again?
20:28 benkay -trades
20:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58600 @ 0.00086684 = 50.7968 BTC [+] {3}
20:29 Ogedei thanks
20:29 benkay well
20:29 benkay -assets-trades
20:29 Ogedei ya got it
20:29 kanzure tell me other channels
20:29 benkay .1btc per channel i suggest
20:29 nubbins` -pit
20:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3019999 = 0.604 BTC [-]
20:30 kanzure [freenode] -!- Cannot join to channel #bitcoin-pit (You have joined to too many channels)
20:30 kanzure fucking freenode
20:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 80 @ 0.02088942 = 1.6712 BTC [-] {10}
20:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 100 @ 0.01682315 = 1.6823 BTC [-] {5}
20:32 nubbins` BingoBoingo: flip a ;;coin, i call heads
20:33 BingoBoingo nubbins`: Heads
20:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.2922 = 0.5844 BTC [-]
20:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.155 = 0.465 BTC [+]
20:33 mike_c ;;coin
20:33 gribble tails
20:33 mike_c you both lose
20:33 nubbins` haha
20:33 benkay pretty sure BingoBoingo just actually flipped a coin.
20:34 nubbins` ah, that makes more sense
20:34 BingoBoingo Yeah, I forgot Gribble could
20:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.295 = 2.655 BTC [+]
20:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 19 @ 0.155 = 2.945 BTC [+]
20:34 nubbins` 1. d4
20:34 nubbins` if anyone wants to play along, grab a board
20:34 BingoBoingo d5
20:35 nubbins` 2. c3
20:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.30598665 = 0.918 BTC [+] {2}
20:35 BingoBoingo Nf6
20:36 nubbins` 3. f4
20:36 dub kanzure: um
20:36 dub kanzure: freenode has a retarderly high chanlimit
20:37 BingoBoingo Bf5
20:38 Ogedei havelock just go down?
20:38 nubbins` 4. Nd2
20:38 kanzure dub: it seems to be 200
20:38 benkay SELL SELL
20:39 mircea_popescu why the fuck would you be in 200 chans
20:39 nubbins` 200 chans, lel
20:39 mircea_popescu i'm in like 2, of which one's mine
20:39 nubbins` #mircea_popescu
20:39 BingoBoingo e6
20:39 kanzure because i actually contribute to these projects?
20:39 mircea_popescu nah, #trilema
20:39 kanzure and it's useful to communicate with the people i work with ?
20:39 kanzure fuck off
20:39 nubbins` oooo!
20:39 mircea_popescu crazy
20:39 kanzure yeah.
20:40 benkay that's a lot of things across which to split ones attention
20:40 mircea_popescu i dunno, i thought i'm overdoing irc. i guess not.
20:40 kanzure benkay: i have a high capacity for attention i think
20:41 mircea_popescu a big amount of attention right over here.
20:41 benkay methinks the lady etc etc
20:41 kanzure maybe our two attentions can merge together
20:41 nubbins` what, again with the docking?
20:41 mircea_popescu lol
20:41 nubbins` BingoBoingo: sorry, didnt notice your last move
20:42 BingoBoingo nubbins`: e6
20:42 mircea_popescu btw, any of you gonna play rift ? i'm sort of considering making a guild
20:42 nubbins` BingoBoingo: 5. e3
20:42 BingoBoingo c5
20:43 nubbins` 6. Qa4
20:43 nubbins` +
20:43 benkay mircea when future lot sizes change we can expect the collateral required for puts to change at the same time riiiiight?
20:43 BingoBoingo Nc6
20:44 benkay (lot sizes for options...)
20:44 mircea_popescu roughly.
20:44 mircea_popescu why ?
20:45 benkay writing a thing
20:45 nubbins` 7. Nf3
20:45 BingoBoingo c4
20:46 nubbins` 8. b4
20:46 benkay oh and also mircea_popescu there's some secret padding in the call collateral requirements not mentioned in the faq, correct?
20:46 BingoBoingo a6
20:48 nubbins` 9. Ne5
20:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02099999 = 0.189 BTC [+] {2}
20:48 asciilifeform in other news: latest word is that NSA spies on... WoW.
20:49 nubbins` next thing we'll find out they were the flying dicks in SL
20:49 asciilifeform http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/10/us/politics/games-docs.html?_r=0
20:49 benkay nubbins`: there was something making the rounds about spies spying on spies in SL.
20:49 BingoBoingo Bxe5
20:49 asciilifeform gotta be fictional, to discredit other leaks
20:50 asciilifeform authored by literature team at Meta-NSA.
20:50 BingoBoingo Wait nubbins` I got your Knight mixed
20:50 nubbins` i've got your.. yeah
20:51 nubbins` your bishop is on f5
20:51 mircea_popescu benkay put
20:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.29088613 = 3.7815 BTC [-] {7}
20:51 benkay >.<
20:51 benkay that's what i meant.
20:51 BingoBoingo nubbins`: Bf7
20:53 nubbins` 10. b5
20:53 asciilifeform This is pure gold: "Monitoring strategy games like Counterstrike can be an effective way to track individual skill levels in firearms, tactical operations, group cohesion, leadership, etc."
20:54 asciilifeform (p. 14)
20:54 nubbins` gov't employees spying on 14yo kids calling each other fags and lobbing grenades
20:54 BingoBoingo nubbins`: a6xb5
20:54 jborkl Counterstrike, how fucking out of date is that doc
20:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.30943748 = 2.4755 BTC [+] {5}
20:55 nubbins` 11. Qxb5!
20:55 jborkl You suck camper, I am going to report you to them in and get you banned faggot
20:55 nubbins` ^
20:55 jborkl Admin
20:56 nubbins` son, uncle sam wants to have a word
20:56 BingoBoingo nubbins`: 0-0
20:56 dub jesus
20:56 dub no wonder they are after me
20:56 jborkl Pwned.nl ftw for the NSA
20:56 dub I am the god of FPS
20:57 nubbins` 12. h3
20:57 dub you know this is all about some NSA kids justifying getting paid to play games
20:58 benkay i find that the more plausible story.
20:58 benkay their superiors look at the proposal and say "sure. nice distraction."
20:58 benkay then some new poor soul gets hired on to the team, can't figure out why no 'work' is happening and starts writing reports.
20:58 asciilifeform p. 35. geocaching.
20:58 asciilifeform wait till they learn about bitcoin...
20:58 benkay who's the NSA stooge in -assets?
20:58 BingoBoingo nubbins`: NxNe5
20:59 BingoBoingo benkay: Best to assume we all are
20:59 benkay MPEx: honeypot.
20:59 jborkl Kako
20:59 asciilifeform 'The Man Who Was Thursday' !
21:00 nubbins` BingoBoingo: 13. Be2
21:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02299999 = 0.184 BTC [+]
21:01 jborkl https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=366357.0
21:01 ozbot Help Develop a New Pool 0.1% Fee Open Source Merged Mining
21:02 jborkl Really one of you guys needs to help. He is broke
21:02 jborkl :/
21:02 BingoBoingo nubbins`: Nd3+
21:03 jborkl Heh, maybe he could apply to seedcoin
21:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02299999 = 0.184 BTC [+]
21:04 nubbins` nice one
21:04 nubbins` 14. Bxd3
21:05 asciilifeform seedcoin? is that the last little bit you needed to plant next year's btc crop, that the Reds confiscate when they dekulakize you?
21:05 BingoBoingo nubbins`: BxBd3
21:06 jborkl I guess the hippies and Amish would like seedcoin, renewable and all
21:06 asciilifeform afaik there are crackpot 'proof of stake' altchains where seedcoin actually exists
21:06 asciilifeform (you need some to mine any)
21:08 nubbins` 15. Bb2
21:09 BingoBoingo Ne4
21:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02415426 = 0.1691 BTC [+] {4}
21:12 nubbins` 16. Rd1
21:12 BingoBoingo Bh4+
21:12 mircea_popescu so who's winning ?
21:13 dub asciilifeform: in the case of the famous one, its pow bootstrapped
21:13 dub (peercoin)
21:13 nubbins` BingoBoingo: h's pawn is on 3
21:13 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Indeterminate at this time nubbins` is down a bishop though
21:13 BingoBoingo nubbins`: I know. I'm not taking the pawn but imposing check
21:13 dub nubbins` is down with bishops?
21:14 nubbins` ha! sorry
21:14 BingoBoingo It's cool
21:15 nubbins` actually, that's the game right there
21:15 nubbins` congrats
21:16 BingoBoingo nubbins`: You can still move g3, but then Bxge++
21:16 nubbins` 17. g3, Bxg3++
21:16 nubbins` nod
21:16 nubbins` gg
21:16 BingoBoingo gg
21:16 nubbins` shouldnt have moved that rook
21:16 nubbins` stupid move
21:16 nubbins` even without the bishop moving
21:16 BingoBoingo Yeah. That would have left you king some room.
21:17 nubbins` honestly i was expecting Rxa2
21:17 nubbins` soon as i hit enter, i said whoops
21:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00292183 = 5.8437 BTC [-] {3}
21:18 BingoBoingo Nah, nubbins if I would have moved that rook it would have been to challenge the queen by going to a5
21:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 810 @ 0.00291 = 2.3571 BTC [-]
21:20 nubbins` almost moved that queen to b7
21:20 nubbins` more for the escalation than anything ;(
21:21 nubbins` 42 minutes, not bad
21:22 BingoBoingo nubbins`: I was expecting you to do that eventually. Planned to ignore it unless you could get other pieces to back it up though. If you could have got an unobstructed rook on b1 to back Qxb7 that would have been concerning
21:22 BingoBoingo Final position is here: http://imgur.com/UFC5wGk if anyone is inerested.
21:23 nubbins` that's upside down ;)
21:23 nubbins` j/k
21:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6969 @ 0.00087059 = 6.0671 BTC [+] {2}
21:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1531 @ 0.00087087 = 1.3333 BTC [+]
21:25 nubbins` https://www.dropbox.com/s/hfu11uljk3kjbcs/chess.svg
21:25 BingoBoingo nubbins`: One benefit of playing on IRC is you can sit or stand facing any side of the board you want
21:26 nubbins` ^ if anyone wants an inkscape chessboard
21:26 nubbins` yeah, true
21:26 Kleeck_ and a keylogger ^^
21:26 nubbins` i get to undo and redo ;D
21:26 nubbins` easier than sorting thru the history
21:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.31022498 = 3.1022 BTC [+] {3}
21:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 100 @ 0.0077 = 0.77 BTC
21:41 kakobrekla http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAPSNjXSSRQ
21:41 ozbot Get The Money--Goran Bregovic- feat. Iggy Pop. - YouTube
21:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 19 @ 0.09665631 = 1.8365 BTC [-] {8}
21:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 51 @ 0.02050019 = 1.0455 BTC [-] {2}
21:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.311 = 3.11 BTC [+]
21:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.155 = 0.465 BTC [+]
21:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.15589999 = 0.3118 BTC [+]
21:49 thestringpuller wow bitcoin store is unusable
21:51 nubbins` https://www.dropbox.com/s/q2pqx5192dffuya/chess2.svg even
21:52 thestringpuller i've been hearing that phrase a lot
21:52 thestringpuller "Get the money"
21:54 thestringpuller ;;bc,stats
21:54 gribble Current Blocks: 274258 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1933 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 14 hours, 54 minutes, and 3 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1017248703.44 | Estimated Percent Change: 11.98852
21:55 thestringpuller Gangsta
21:55 thestringpuller nubbins`: you still there?
21:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.024 = 0.12 BTC [+]
22:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.024 = 0.12 BTC [+]
22:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2881 @ 0.00289298 = 8.3347 BTC [-] {7}
22:06 mod6 ;;bc,stats
22:06 gribble Current Blocks: 274260 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1931 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 14 hours, 38 minutes, and 14 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 999416555.98 | Estimated Percent Change: 10.02539
22:07 mike_c 2 slow blocks.. not what we need.
22:08 mike_c when is that cellphone-miner company launching? hopefully in the next 10 days.
22:09 Sabroshi you bet on Yes?
22:09 mike_c yeah, couple weeks ago. don't hate me bingoboingo.
22:10 nubbins` hi
22:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02020002 = 0.1414 BTC [-] {2}
22:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29201001 BTC [-]
22:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14117 @ 0.00086348 = 12.1897 BTC [-]
22:31 asciilifeform cellphone miner? i can only conclude that 'silk road' is back, and btc people are partaking of strong drug.
22:40 mike_c cellphone miner:
22:40 mike_c https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=358242.msg3842580#msg3842580
22:40 ozbot Next generation 14nm mining grid
22:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 28 @ 0.02465101 = 0.6902 BTC [+] {2}
22:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02199999 = 0.176 BTC [-]
22:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02199999 = 0.176 BTC [-]
22:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02199999 = 0.176 BTC [-]
23:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02208887 = 0.1988 BTC [+] {2}
23:14 mircea_popescu ;;bcstata
23:14 gribble Error: "bcstata" is not a valid command.
23:14 mircea_popescu ;;bcstats
23:14 gribble Current Blocks: 274269 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1922 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 20 hours, 36 minutes, and 36 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1018349132.03 | Estimated Percent Change: 12.10967
23:15 mircea_popescu ;;calc 9.08350 * 1.1
23:15 gribble 9.99185
23:22 thestringpuller .d
23:22 thestringpuller oh yea ozbot has me on ignore
23:22 Duffer1 .d
23:22 ozbot 908350862.43702 | Next Diff in 1920 blocks | Estimated Change: 13.4573% in 11d 12h 48m 4s
23:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.30899999 = 0.618 BTC [+] {2}
23:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.309 BTC [+]
23:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1750 @ 0.00086547 = 1.5146 BTC [+]
~ 18 minutes ~
23:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18529 @ 0.00086695 = 16.0637 BTC [+]
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