Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


← 2013-12-08 | 2013-12-10 →
00:05 Vexual silly cone valley?
00:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34899 = 0.698 BTC [-]
00:06 Vexual mpex macadamias
00:06 dub lol nimbin
00:07 dub that explains Vexual
00:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.33265546 = 2.6612 BTC [-] {7}
00:08 Vexual i was hoping nubbins might explain the project to the council
00:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33000333 = 0.99 BTC [-] {2}
00:10 Vexual they hear a north american accent, and you can see dollar saigns in their glassy reflections
00:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.32875 = 1.315 BTC [-] {3}
00:11 Vexual excellent rental yeilds, and you can build whatever you like as long as you dont hurt any creatures
00:14 Vexual now if i can just find some bulldozer merchant on alibaba whos heard of bitcoin!
00:15 Vexual anyone would think they get a cut of wire transfer fees
00:17 Vexual waiting for corruption coin perhaps?
00:18 Vexual 20% to the zero chain on every tx
00:19 Vexual sorry lads, you'll have to work around it, bitcoin is bitcoin
00:29 nubbins` i am good at explaining things
00:31 Vexual i am good at noticing that
00:33 Vexual ive also solved the, how to make money from satellite problem
00:38 Duffer1 paywall all porn sites?
00:38 Duffer1 off "adult premium" package to unlock
00:38 Duffer1 offer
00:39 Vexual close, you pay mike myers 1c on the dollar for the waynes world name
00:40 Vexual millions of revievers over asia with a free market
00:40 Vexual sirrus radio compatible
00:41 Vexual resellers
00:41 Vexual all the frequencies
00:41 Vexual no doc approval
00:42 Vexual a fleet of xfighters for insurance
00:45 Vexual asciilifeform gave me the idea
00:46 Vexual with a half decent solar array, a dischardge cap and a nanotube diamond laser, yuo can be pretty protected in space
00:46 mike_c i read that three times, and.. i'm lost.
00:46 mike_c except resellers, that sounds good
00:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45982 @ 0.00085091 = 39.1265 BTC [+] {4}
00:48 Vexual all the channels
00:48 Vexual people love free shit
00:49 Vexual and id bal 0.1/hr to pipe some youtube to unseen vitims
00:49 nubbins` heh, i released that asshole's logo for free as suggested
00:49 nubbins` great idea
00:50 Vexual to freedom!
00:51 Vexual not everyone has dish movers either, so for the cool content, bloomberg etc will have to pay for a channel
00:52 Vexual satan help us if this channel goes video
00:52 Vexual mpex ticker and blockchain
00:53 Vexual im pretty sure dvt does 6mb/hour, then some
00:54 Vexual all dem ccard recievers are linux box too
00:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19600 @ 0.00084846 = 16.6298 BTC [-]
00:55 nubbins` ha-ha
00:55 nubbins` shamed him into paying
00:57 Vexual who?
00:57 Vexual ah logoman
00:57 nubbins` yep
00:57 Vexual good stuff, you did the work
00:57 nubbins` nod
00:58 nubbins` too bad for him, he paid the balance after i released the logo for free to the world
00:58 Vexual he didnt want to use it?
00:59 nubbins` he claimed after i delivered the final proofs that he hated the design and was going to pay someone else to do it
00:59 nubbins` even though he okayed everything from the initial napkin sketches all the way up to the final
00:59 Vexual logo hate is on the rise
01:00 nubbins` well ya know
01:00 nubbins` if you hate a logo
01:00 nubbins` do you tell the designer when you see the concept sketch
01:00 nubbins` or do you wait for him to waste another 5 hours of his time?
01:00 Vexual gotta pay to hate
01:00 nubbins` yeah, he can think what he wants of it now
01:00 nubbins` roll it up and smoke it for all i care
01:00 Vexual thats it
01:01 Vexual poor communication is poor business
01:01 nubbins` nod
01:01 Vexual paid in full is good business
01:01 nubbins` double nod
01:01 nubbins` brb, PK oil
01:01 Vexual nicely niclely
01:02 Vexual digital audio broadcast?
01:02 nubbins` p is for purple
01:03 Vexual ah
01:03 Vexual nod
01:03 nubbins` ;D
01:03 nubbins` just over a year old, found it today
01:03 nubbins` small vial
01:06 Vexual what design packages do you uses? photoshop?
01:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11768 @ 0.00085345 = 10.0434 BTC [+]
01:07 Vexual u got a big arse mac and a clean office?
01:09 nubbins` i use gimp and inkscape
01:09 nubbins` illustrator for output
01:10 nubbins` macbook and a very, very messy studio
01:10 nubbins` p'shop is too pricey
01:10 KRS|Gotyawallet Sexual: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1sdmrq/commonwealth_bank_of_australia_blocking/
01:10 nubbins` illo was too pricey, but we need it
01:11 Vexual any blender experience?
01:12 nubbins` very little, some years ago
01:12 nubbins` generally not much call for 3d in print work :)
01:14 Vexual 3d gonna need more artists when oculus rift
01:15 Vexual also, 3d printers
01:16 Vexual >bronze casting
01:18 nubbins` nod
01:18 nubbins` was discussing 3d printing earlier today
01:18 nubbins` mildly surprised patent trolling hasn't shut it down yet
01:19 Vexual well a 2000$ makerbot still kinda needs an artist to finish whatever comes out
01:21 Vexual input too
01:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00085358 = 4.2679 BTC [+]
01:22 nubbins` yeah
01:22 KRS|Gotyawallet anyone have any cex.io
01:24 KRS|Gotyawallet cointerra stories?
01:24 Vexual make email, free ghash, happily
01:25 KRS|Gotyawallet trying to figure out whats a scam and what isnt
01:26 Vexual well, you'll never feel safe until you make the 1btc yuou have to stake to play
01:27 Vexual forget about dollars, work in bitcoin, and youll be fine
01:28 KRS|Gotyawallet what vexual? lulz I got btc bankroll
01:28 KRS|Gotyawallet i was a miner in 2012
01:29 Vexual i wasnt born then
01:30 KRS|Gotyawallet Are you feeling ok today
01:30 Vexual yeah
01:30 nubbins` hahahahahaha
01:30 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1497566/plain/)
01:30 nubbins` !b 5
01:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00085424 = 14.7784 BTC [+]
01:32 Vexual http://www.artslant.com/global/artists/show/47347-leonardo-lucchi
01:32 ozbot ArtSlant - Leonardo Lucchi
01:36 nubbins` TIL ctrl-c clears line input at bash prompt
01:36 nubbins` just when you think you understand something...
01:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24700 @ 0.00085424 = 21.0997 BTC [+]
01:43 Vexual google baits me just to learn more
01:43 Vexual http://www.propel.org.au/dreamgirl/filesend/8518/ChloeTupper_Intrinsic_MOE2011_web.jpg
01:44 Vexual http://vimeo.com/12632019
01:44 ozbot Clare Bowditch - Bigger Than The Money (Dir: Kess Broekman-Dattner) on Vimeo
01:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.13000001 BTC [-]
01:47 KRS|Gotyawallet vexual: sometimes i stare at a blank google search and I go blank..can't even think of what i want to learn..its an amazing feeling but fucked up
01:47 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
01:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {2}
01:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.34697971 = 15.6141 BTC [+] {8}
01:50 Vexual krs its the most advanced fake login page ever
01:51 Vexual needs must
01:53 KRS|Gotyawallet anyone here evar purchase from cointerra
01:53 Vexual nigerieans in nightclubs pretend to work for google
01:53 KRS|Gotyawallet f'n nigerians and their internet fraud..i want to hack and rip them off
01:53 KRS|Gotyawallet just like the old days, finding and beating up low level drug dealers for their cash
01:53 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOuvEcarNs
01:53 ozbot I Go Chop Your Dollar With lyrics (Subtitles) 419 Nigerian Scam Song - YouTube
01:54 Vexual 3 computers per capital=good haxxors
01:54 Apocalyptic dat nigerian
02:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.35 BTC [+]
02:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15 BTC [-]
02:10 KRS|Gotyawallet hey uhh
02:10 KRS|Gotyawallet is this real
02:10 KRS|Gotyawallet http://www.chronicle.su/news/world-news/dr-angstrom-h-troubador-breaks-bitcoin/
02:10 ozbot Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador Breaks Bitcoin | The Internet Chronicle
02:11 KRS|Gotyawallet its all over man
02:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17700 @ 0.00085424 = 15.12 BTC [+]
02:11 KRS|Gotyawallet switch to litecoins on your way out
02:13 KRS|Gotyawallet The owner of MtGox pounded his corporate fist at his podium, “We aren’t closing down, but we’re downsizing. If they bust Litecoin, we’re done.
02:13 KRS|Gotyawallet WHAT THE FUCK
02:17 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNPKNAQl4c
02:17 ozbot Dawn Penn No, No No (GREAT QUALITY) - YouTube
02:17 nubbins` parody site
02:18 nubbins` other headline: "Scientists invent new endangered species"
02:19 Vexual thats gold
02:21 Vexual no money in it tho
02:21 nubbins` nope
02:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.35 = 5.25 BTC [+]
02:25 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LFjHo7Cdrw
02:25 ozbot Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful - YouTube
02:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.35 = 2.45 BTC [+]
02:26 taub holy fucking shit
02:26 taub fuck btcchina
02:26 taub all of the sudden
02:26 taub their api returns balances liek this 7,658.58742
02:27 taub that ',' didnt used to be there
02:27 Vexual looks rite
02:27 Vexual your computer is broken?
02:27 taub tell that your program that expects a float/decimal
02:27 taub that comma isn't supposed to be there fugface
02:28 Vexual ill eat all your puglets
02:29 taub they really want people to screw over with the api
02:29 taub so they can get in and make some markets
02:29 Vexual yeah
02:29 taub fuck'em
02:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34 = 0.68 BTC [-]
02:30 Vexual there yo go
02:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1010 @ 0.00321779 = 3.25 BTC [-] {3}
02:30 Vexual yelling never helpsd
02:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00321779 = 0.4022 BTC [-] {2}
02:36 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2In5a9LDNg
02:36 ozbot Take 5 - YouTube
02:39 taub and they stll dont return your own orders ....
02:40 Vexual its like wtching paint dry
02:45 taub whats
02:46 taub of coruse it doesnt help
02:46 taub but it feels good =D
02:46 taub http://www.sierrachart.com/image.php?l=1386575210434.png
02:47 taub suddenly mystery volume spike, i welcome you
03:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00085464 = 12.5632 BTC [+] {2}
03:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35 = 0.7 BTC [+]
03:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.0008549 = 11.9686 BTC [+]
03:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11473 @ 0.0008549 = 9.8083 BTC [+]
03:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9827 @ 0.00085522 = 8.4042 BTC [+]
03:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1041 @ 0.00321779 = 3.3497 BTC [-] {2}
03:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00321998 = 0.2286 BTC [+] {2}
03:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.00322289 = 0.2675 BTC [+] {2}
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03:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.35 = 4.9 BTC [+]
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04:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21098 @ 0.00085522 = 18.0434 BTC [+]
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04:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.146 = 0.292 BTC [-] {2}
04:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 443 @ 0.0005 = 0.2215 BTC [+]
05:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34950 @ 0.00086444 = 30.2122 BTC [+] {2}
05:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00325 = 0.1625 BTC [+]
05:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.00325 = 0.1593 BTC [+]
05:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.0008635 = 9.0668 BTC [-]
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05:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.003016 = 1.508 BTC [-] {3}
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06:01 KRS|Gotyawallet .calc
06:01 KRS|Gotyawallet ;;calc
06:01 gribble (calc <math expression>) -- Returns the value of the evaluated <math expression>. The syntax is Python syntax; the type of arithmetic is floating point. Floating point arithmetic is used in order to prevent a user from being able to crash to the bot with something like '10**10**10**10'. One consequence is that large values such as '10**24' might not be exact.
06:02 KRS|Gotyawallet !facts
06:02 KRS|Gotyawallet ;;facts
06:02 gribble To see a nice sortable web view of all factoids, click here: http://gribble.dreamhosters.com/viewfactoids.php?db=%23bitcoin-assets || To see a list of the most popular factoids, run !rank || To search factoids, run !factoids search <yoursearchterm>
06:02 KRS|Gotyawallet gribble cant access database?
06:03 KRS|Gotyawallet bitcoin-assets.com down?
06:15 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: people get annoyed when you try to debug them
06:15 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1497788/plain/)
06:15 mircea_popescu !b 1
06:19 jurov ah it's off for smoking break
06:28 KRS|Gotyawallet HAHA i dig the humor in here never lets me down
06:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00301321 = 0.2019 BTC [-]
06:44 mircea_popescu !t s.mpoe
06:44 assbot Quest for vision is a great blessing.
06:44 mircea_popescu !t m s.mpoe
06:44 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00078594 / 0.00084614 / 0.00086478 (382641 shares, 323.77 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00080868 / 0.00086478 (1390517 shares, 1,124.48 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081464 / 0.00088996 (6059633 shares, 4,936.45 BTC)
06:45 mircea_popescu btc drops, mpoe soars. weird.
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07:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
07:09 davout doesn't it make sense for an options corp to be perceived as more valuable with increased volatility?
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07:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00086378 = 8.0332 BTC [+]
07:28 KRS|Gotyawallet huh
07:32 thestringpuller davout it usually is perceived more valuable with increased volatitily
07:32 thestringpuller wow that wasn't supposed to be a pm sorrry davout
07:34 thestringpuller also when bitcoin price decreases all the assets usually go up in btc related value
07:34 KRS|Gotyawallet hey umm..anyone have any idea what could happen to btc if or when the U.S. announces capital flight controls?
07:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
07:36 thestringpuller like what restricting outside investment?
07:36 thestringpuller like what they're doing in china?
07:38 KRS|Gotyawallet *I think* or maybe something worse than what we are seeing..that exchange to fiat or goods/services be illegal. This would make it a mere token.
07:38 KRS|Gotyawallet token being having no value
07:42 dexX7 something like this usually turns into a fud fest ("omg china banned btc, sell sell"), some people lose, some people gain, a few days or weeks everything is where it was before
07:42 dexX7 exchanges were hacked, went offline, funds were already confiscated etc.
07:44 thestringpuller I don't think the US can ban the us of conversion into fiat
07:45 KRS|Gotyawallet yeah?
07:45 thestringpuller because if that becomes the case I'm just gonna liquidate into Yen
07:45 thestringpuller and buy all my shit from japan
07:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00086458 = 4.15 BTC [+]
07:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28250 @ 0.00086896 = 24.5481 BTC [+] {2}
07:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18835 @ 0.00086974 = 16.3816 BTC [+]
08:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.0030409 = 1.5205 BTC [+] {3}
08:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 860 @ 0.00302974 = 2.6056 BTC [-] {4}
08:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003028 = 0.3028 BTC [-]
08:09 twizt plus if u convert to yen u have more digits lol
08:09 twizt can be a billionaire in terms if yen or even trilli
08:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 130 @ 0.0030155 = 0.392 BTC [-] {2}
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08:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00086724 = 16.3908 BTC [-]
08:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
08:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.09400003 = 0.282 BTC [+] {2}
08:51 ThickAsThieves ;;bcstats
08:51 gribble Current Blocks: 273976 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 199 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 23 hours, 24 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 902751455.276 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.61392
08:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00086724 = 8.3255 BTC [-]
08:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19400 @ 0.00087015 = 16.8809 BTC [+] {4}
09:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
09:01 ThickAsThieves http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/
09:01 ozbot BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
09:01 ThickAsThieves bet is gettin huge!
09:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.345 = 0.69 BTC [+]
09:02 KRS|Gotyawallet hows that work, the wining bet splits the pot evenly among the betters based on the size of their bet?
09:02 twizt its a binary bet
09:02 twizt look up binary option pricing
09:03 davout thestringpuller: no worries, that's just why i don't get why mircea_popescu is amazed at mpoe soaring in the context of increased volatility
09:06 ThickAsThieves except if the bottom falls out of MPOE it's a cliff
09:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38500 @ 0.00086418 = 33.2709 BTC [-] {2}
09:14 Diablo-D3 itym terminal velocity freefall
09:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348 BTC [+]
09:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34418 @ 0.00086373 = 29.7279 BTC [-] {2}
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09:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.00309321 = 0.3248 BTC [+] {2}
09:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281003 = 0.2509 BTC [+]
09:37 pankkake no next diff increase has to be less than 10% for that be to be No? related: http://bitbet.us/bet/596/btc-difficulty-to-increase-by-less-than-10/?ref=1Eck6cgGzEb9N42CFhcsCBQhZQStoJbHRK :p
09:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281001 = 0.2509 BTC [-]
09:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36800 @ 0.00086373 = 31.7853 BTC [-] {2}
09:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 100 @ 0.02266669 = 2.2667 BTC [-] {8}
09:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 47 @ 0.0226 = 1.0622 BTC [-]
09:45 ThickAsThieves Roughly 1700TH were added this diff period, the most in any period
09:46 pankkake any idea who?
09:46 pankkake BFL actually delivered its black friday sales within a week, but I doubt it's only them :)
09:46 ThickAsThieves dunno who really
09:46 KRS|Gotyawallet get ready for this boys
09:46 KRS|Gotyawallet http://forexmagnates.com/plus-500-bites-the-virtual-currency-bullet-launches-litecoin-trading/
09:46 ozbot Plus 500 Bites The Virtual Currency Bullet - Launches LiteCoin Trading | Forex Magnates
09:48 ThickAsThieves i do know that another 650TH will need to be added for the diff to increase to 1B
09:49 ThickAsThieves that amount increase each day
09:49 ThickAsThieves (for purposes of the bet)
09:50 pankkake oh, right, the latter it is added, the higher it has to be. didn't think about that
09:50 jurov KRS yes i got email from them for lulz.. but they do only CFDs... borderline bucket shop
09:50 KRS|Gotyawallet maybe not..only 1.3 mil visitors last month, btc-e did 4.3
09:50 KRS|Gotyawallet it helps but meh
09:50 ThickAsThieves the avg increase has been about 1000TH per diff period lately
09:51 KRS|Gotyawallet ThickAsThieves oh cool i had to get back to that
09:51 ThickAsThieves mor elike 900Th
09:51 ThickAsThieves it's gonna be a nailbiter most likely
09:51 ThickAsThieves unless someone else major plans on shipping this mo
09:51 KRS|Gotyawallet im trying to figure out if my next round of funding will make roi on 2TH machines
09:52 KRS|Gotyawallet im thinking no
09:52 ThickAsThieves dont buy miners
09:52 KRS|Gotyawallet for realz
09:52 ThickAsThieves we're very close to some changes
09:52 ThickAsThieves 25% diff changes arent gonna be so common
09:53 KRS|Gotyawallet i was lucky and my bfl purchases made roi and then some but damn it got close.
09:56 KRS|Gotyawallet people better start securing their wallets
09:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00310229 = 0.3102 BTC [+] {3}
10:00 pankkake well january should see a lot of new generation miners
10:01 ThickAsThieves from who?
10:01 pankkake but after that the increases should be harder to achieve
10:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 388 @ 0.0030213 = 1.1723 BTC [-]
10:01 pankkake cointerra, hashfast
10:01 ThickAsThieves both have delays no?
10:01 pankkake hashfast was supposed to ship already so… yes
10:02 pankkake cointerra has a small december run + big january one
10:02 ThickAsThieves i'm skeptical theyll ship on time, of course
10:02 topace any news lately on bfl's monarch ?
10:02 pankkake of course, it all depends on how late they are, months or weeks ;)
10:03 kakobrekla yes, new redering pic, 3000 dpi
10:03 ThickAsThieves BFL guaranteed by xmas right?
10:03 ThickAsThieves hehe
10:03 pankkake still, better than active mining!
10:03 ThickAsThieves ActM is such a lollercoaster i cant even keep up anymore, i just ignore it all
10:04 pankkake http://virtualminingcorp.com/shop1/img/p/5/5/55-large_default.jpg that's just not going to work
10:04 pankkake at least the BFL miner looks like it has credible cooling
10:06 topace i have no doubt in my mind that bfl will produce a next gen product, whether it lives up to specs and is on-time, thats another story
10:06 topace but you'd have to think there some credence to their story that "they know what they're doing now, since they've done it all once already" from an ASIC point of view
10:07 topace maybe they'll go from 14 months behind to just 6 months behind
10:07 topace or shock everyone and start shipping in a few weeks
10:07 nubbins` morning
10:07 ThickAsThieves sup
10:08 nubbins` nm, just did some kid's homework for a few hundred bucks ;0
10:08 nubbins` irc is an odd place
10:09 mikaeldice #bookwormsforbitcoin?
10:09 pankkake topace: yeah that's what I believe too. almost tempted to Yes on shipping bets given the potential gains
10:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8582 @ 0.0008655 = 7.4277 BTC [+]
10:10 topace i've got 4 monarchs in their "first batch (december/january)" so im hoping yes too
10:10 pankkake hehe
10:10 nubbins` xmas gift
10:11 topace that'd be amazing, but im not holding my breathe
10:11 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
10:11 topace AMAZING!
10:13 ThickAsThieves didnt their email promo promise xmas delivery?
10:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38350 @ 0.0008718 = 33.4335 BTC [+] {2}
10:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.00311 = 0.2333 BTC [+]
10:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 65 @ 0.02191718 = 1.4246 BTC [-] {2}
10:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02299999 = 0.253 BTC [+]
10:21 pankkake perhaps they'd say "you don't really believe in santa do you?"
10:21 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=348468.msg3887814#msg3887814 :o
10:21 ozbot [BitFunder] Moving Forward/Resolution Process
10:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 222 @ 0.00311 = 0.6904 BTC [+]
10:25 nubbins` heh
10:25 nubbins` i haven't been keeping up with this, give me the elevator version?
10:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02249999 = 0.2475 BTC [-]
10:26 pigeons nubbins`: bitfunder/weex/ukto say "your bitcoins aren't there, but trust us, one day they will be"
10:26 nubbins` ah, lel
10:26 nubbins` my sides
10:26 nubbins` what does that even mean
10:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16218 @ 0.00086878 = 14.0899 BTC [-]
10:26 nubbins` it's really too bad that bitcoin space is populated almost completely by utter thieves and fuck-ups
10:27 nubbins` makes me want to cash out
10:28 nubbins` and whenever one of these scams is exposed, people wail and flap their arms and say edgy things like "maybe let's sue him!" and then nothing. ever. happens.
10:30 pankkake :( same feels
10:30 KRS|Gotyawallet lmao market is tanking bad and gox disabled their login button
10:31 nubbins` bitcoin: totally on the up-and-up
10:31 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=333851.msg3891842#msg3891842 looks like MP was right about icbit
10:31 ozbot [Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus
10:31 nubbins` bitcoin: you can withdraw your coins during times of higher than usual volatility
10:31 nubbins` wait, no
10:31 KRS|Gotyawallet nubbins =(
10:31 nubbins` D:
10:31 KRS|Gotyawallet its here for a while
10:31 nubbins` yeah
10:31 nubbins` lotta retards left to fleece
10:32 KRS|Gotyawallet they deserve it, im watching the chatter all over the place, these fools are treating the market like a casino instead of learning how to trade.
10:33 pankkake oh you can read many times "it's a gamble"
10:33 pankkake perhaps I don't have that risk taking personality but it seems highly wrong to me
10:34 nubbins` KRS|Gotyawallet: well, y'know, show me three bitcoin securities where the graphs don't look like waterslides.
10:34 KRS|Gotyawallet The answers are out there you can tell exactly what the market is going to do..
10:34 KRS|Gotyawallet haha
10:34 nubbins` protip: you can't
10:34 KRS|Gotyawallet the thing is, i saw it coming and got out..theres still people cheering it on
10:34 nubbins` yeah
10:35 KRS|Gotyawallet i day trade but i also have btc saved up
10:35 nubbins` i don't do much trading anymore
10:35 KRS|Gotyawallet i do this for the lulz because its free money i see the market price is up and theres great volume, then i see its going to go down, i sell, buy when it starts to rise..repease..this place is an ATM machine to me
10:36 nubbins` took out initial investment and a nice comfy cushion
10:36 nubbins` sitting on the rest
10:36 pankkake > ATM machine
10:36 nubbins` > PIN number
10:36 pankkake unless you mean Ass To Mouth
10:36 nubbins` hhahah
10:36 KRS|Gotyawallet haha
10:36 ThickAsThieves EasyCoin update: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=364485.0
10:36 nubbins` would buy this machine
10:36 nubbins` how much in btc?
10:37 KRS|Gotyawallet im not sure its legal in the US
10:37 nubbins` ass to mouth
10:37 nubbins` ?
10:37 KRS|Gotyawallet that canadian company already tried that
10:37 nubbins` its ok, im canadian
10:37 pankkake should be sold on #bitcoin-ass or #bitcoin-anal
10:38 nubbins` neo-easycoin
10:38 pankkake EasyCoin looks pretty awesome, it's really that kind of service that me need
10:38 pankkake we*
10:38 nubbins` you can tell it's legit because the OP has 4 posts
10:38 nubbins` and because nobody from neo/bee has popped in to confirm they're involved
10:38 KRS|Gotyawallet Do you say Eh all the time?
10:38 nubbins` KRS|Gotyawallet: nope, that's prairie talk
10:39 KRS|Gotyawallet haha
10:39 KRS|Gotyawallet I went to college and made friends with a couple of guys from Toronto we had a blast. Cheers to Canada
10:40 KRS|Gotyawallet I bet that other ass-to-mouth company (robocoin?) squashed them like a bug.
10:40 ThickAsThieves Nubbins, it's legit
10:40 nubbins` ah, k
10:40 KRS|Gotyawallet I think robocoin got venture capital from the investment group I joined.
10:40 nubbins` i've got scams on the mind :D
10:40 nubbins` just found a mention of it on the havelock site
10:41 ThickAsThieves the only reason Neo is getting scam attention is the premature sharing of their involvement with Ukyo
10:42 pigeons well that's a good reason
10:42 pigeons plus i saw this bees nees stuff trading and read their prospectus. if you still think its legit, i can't help you
10:43 ThickAsThieves it's real pigeons
10:43 ThickAsThieves maybe you dont like the plan
10:43 ThickAsThieves but it's real
10:43 nubbins` bees nees!
10:43 nubbins` i like that
10:44 pankkake lol, I don't understand the doubts of it being real. actually, same for other securities when some still are arguing about it
10:44 KRS|Gotyawallet http://imgur.com/QSzNSMW
10:44 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
10:45 pankkake the real issues are as always, what will investors get out of it
10:45 mike_c who is running the marketing department over there? easycoin sounds like alt-coin #4,220
10:45 pankkake KRS|Gotyawallet: this reads "hello IRS"
10:45 nubbins` it also reads "i'm an asshole, let the air out of my tires"
10:46 pankkake he's already punishing himself with that yellow color
10:47 mike_c sorry socialists, but that car is awesome.
10:47 nubbins` huh. gold buffalo coin: stranger-looking than i expected
10:48 KRS|Gotyawallet cant believe mtgox would disable their login button so these poor saps can sell their coin
10:48 pankkake I can login
10:49 pigeons its an awesome car for a girl to drive maybe
10:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27498 @ 0.0008623 = 23.7115 BTC [-] {2}
10:50 nubbins` heh
10:50 mike_c hah. if it doesn't break down, a lotus is way more fun to drive than your average porsche or ferrari or whatever.
10:50 pigeons but its girly yellow, its too low, and no room even to haul home the deer you hit with it
10:51 mike_c good point on the deer.
10:51 nubbins` great if you have a track nearby
10:51 nubbins` would not drive it on most roads
10:51 mike_c ^^
10:51 mike_c or your local parking lot autocross club
10:51 nubbins` oops, pothole, there goes your undercarriage
10:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 60 @ 0.02191104 = 1.3147 BTC [-] {3}
10:53 KRS|Gotyawallet lotus is a good handling car but i dont like them..they dont impress me that much either..where i live there are are quite a few
10:53 KRS|Gotyawallet so tiny too
10:57 mike_c tiny, light, balanced.
11:07 KRS|Gotyawallet yeah they probably handle like a go-cart..thats one thing they've always done well.
11:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02222999 = 0.2445 BTC [+]
11:13 KRS|Gotyawallet mike_c: this is more my style http://tinyurl.com/nnh4nk6
11:14 nubbins` nice house
11:14 KRS|Gotyawallet wut
11:14 mike_c not too shabby either
11:14 KRS|Gotyawallet that house looks like ass
11:18 thestringpuller lotuses are for asians
11:18 thestringpuller you asian KRS|Gotyawallet ?
11:21 nubbins` krs, kidding ;(
11:21 nubbins` they need some bleach on those roof tiles
11:24 pankkake PETAmine coming to havelock?
11:24 pankkake I guess it's going to be "why you can't invest on havelock" now
11:24 nubbins` at the very least, HIF is gonna be doling out divs from listing fees :P
11:25 nubbins` okay, so i've been looking up dry salami recipes
11:25 pankkake so, what do we learn? 1) it's better to sell miners than mine 2) it's better to run the exchange than investing
11:26 nubbins` some of them use bacteria cultures and nitrites and all this shit
11:26 nubbins` then i found another one that was literally just pork, fatback, garlic, fennel, and salt
11:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23533 @ 0.00087029 = 20.4805 BTC [+] {2}
11:27 nubbins` fuck this, i'm making chili
11:29 nubbins` careful what ya wish for
11:30 nubbins` i use pure sriracha as the base
11:30 nubbins` j/k ;(
11:31 nubbins` seriously though, this salami shit has me interested
11:31 truffles those meats arent to my liking
11:33 nubbins` you can use any meat you want!
11:33 nubbins` pork, beef, venison, moose, whatever
11:33 truffles i only eat meat cuz i need protein
11:33 ThickAsThieves something unhealthy but delicious: mix a bunch of olive oil with nutritional yeast and spices, mix into rotini, put some cheese on top if you like and bake in oven for a bit, put a fair amount of sriracha on top when done
11:33 ThickAsThieves so good
11:33 truffles oh and the smell
11:33 nubbins` nutritional yeast?
11:34 ThickAsThieves yeah it's a great tool
11:34 nubbins` interesting
11:34 ThickAsThieves adds a sorta nutty/cheesy flavor
11:34 nubbins` i haven't bought yeast since i started a sourdough culture last year :D
11:34 ThickAsThieves it's yellow dust
11:34 ThickAsThieves it's not alive
11:34 nubbins` ah
11:34 nubbins` interesting
11:36 nubbins` "yellow dust" reminds me of living in korea ;(
11:36 nubbins` http://mykimchi.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/img_7288.jpg
11:37 ThickAsThieves pollen or just smog?
11:37 pankkake dirty rain? we have that in France
11:37 nubbins` actual dust, blown over from the gobi desert
11:37 nubbins` happens every spring
11:37 nubbins` the dirt on that car? that's a day's worth.
11:38 nubbins` http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:S2001080041432.L1A_HJMS.ChinaDust_md.jpg
11:38 nubbins` visible from space
11:41 dingledoo sudo yum carCheese
11:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.003015 = 0.193 BTC [-] {2}
11:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00087389 = 16.0359 BTC [+] {3}
12:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.10483333 = 0.3145 BTC [+] {2}
12:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.105 BTC [+]
12:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11899999 BTC [+]
12:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
12:16 thestringpuller so snoop dogg will be the first hip hop artist to accept bitcoins?
12:16 pigeons first one you've heard of
12:18 KRS|Gotyawallet saw this in the trollbox made me lmao
12:18 KRS|Gotyawallet Ran into FONTAS last night. He kissed my baby girl. I thought that was cool of him. This morning when we woke up she was sitting upright, hands out made of solid gold and a BTC dispenses from her mouth every 30 minutes. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading on BTC-e
12:19 truffles penus is now a girl?`
12:21 KRS|Gotyawallet yes
12:21 KRS|Gotyawallet Because you know, HotUglyWife goes ass to mouth.
12:22 thestringpuller http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1riwzi/fontas_stay_away_from_his_scam_or_you_will_loose/
12:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5856 @ 0.00087405 = 5.1184 BTC [+]
12:24 KRS|Gotyawallet i actually made money with him because i got good at reading the charts and i could tell when he was pumping before the announce.
12:24 KRS|Gotyawallet I <3 Fontas.
12:26 pankkake I don't that redditor understands what noob means
12:32 dingledoo i don't think that redditor is conscious anymore
12:32 dingledoo inebriated "i just lost my btc" rant.
12:33 pankkake and not in a good way. that's like "i'm mad because I failed to scam"
12:36 thestringpuller ever since havelock ipoed itself
12:36 thestringpuller it's been letting everything through
12:36 pankkake havelock is a slut
12:36 pankkake that's why it shall be known as havecocks
12:37 thestringpuller you know that's a good analogy
12:37 thestringpuller havelock has become the slut of exchanges
12:37 pankkake yes it's a good ANALogy
12:37 thestringpuller pankkake: is the one who is inebriated
12:37 thestringpuller drinking a '44 chateua de blanc
12:37 thestringpuller chateau*
12:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00087405 = 15.2085 BTC [+]
12:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1395 @ 0.00010103 = 0.1409 BTC [-] {4}
12:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31111 @ 0.00087405 = 27.1926 BTC [+]
12:45 kakobrekla eh im having Chateau de Chaselet
12:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00301331 = 1.5067 BTC [-] {4}
12:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 790 @ 0.00301308 = 2.3803 BTC [-] {2}
12:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 73 @ 0.003013 = 0.2199 BTC [-] {3}
12:59 pankkake http://i.imgur.com/GJlBjcX.png :o
13:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC {4}
13:01 thestringpuller what episode is that
13:01 thestringpuller most recent one?
13:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
13:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
13:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.05 = 2.55 BTC {2}
13:04 thestringpuller I should get in on this PETA business before it forms a bubble and cash in on the pump dump action
13:04 thestringpuller scammer's AHOY
13:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 99 @ 0.05 = 4.95 BTC {2}
13:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.00300024 = 0.9001 BTC [-] {3}
13:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 155 @ 0.05 = 7.75 BTC {3}
13:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 881 @ 0.00300021 = 2.6432 BTC [-]
13:06 the20year RentalStarter direct share conversion is complete, an email will go out shortly to all past/present investors
13:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
13:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 44 @ 0.05 = 2.2 BTC
13:10 dingledoo HL marketing team: "Got Cocks? We Havecocks!" "Since we let you saps buy our debt, we are now going to sell you worthless shares of even more worthless companies, and we kNOW it!"
13:11 dingledoo *Slingin' Cocks at noobs since 2013
13:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 26 @ 0.0077 = 0.2002 BTC
13:14 the20year lol
13:15 pankkake thestringpuller: yes latest episode
13:15 pankkake I thought PETA already IPOed
13:16 pankkake or maybe they didn't sell it all?!
13:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00300008 = 0.201 BTC [-]
13:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
13:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
13:20 dingledoo People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has a bitcoin IPO? scammerz!
13:20 pankkake People for Eating Tasty Animals
13:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
13:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 98 @ 0.02052743 = 2.0117 BTC [-] {6}
13:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
13:23 dingledoo ah, they can actually monetize that.
13:23 dingledoo Meat by Mail
13:23 dingledoo 4 btc
13:24 the20year so if HL is scammy, what exchanges do you like?
13:26 pankkake None? :(
13:26 dingledoo ^
13:26 dingledoo Nothing worth exchanging really
13:26 dingledoo unless you're IPO dumping
13:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
13:27 dingledoo If there was an exchange with reasonable fees, I'd be tempted to hold some MPOE.
13:28 pankkake https://coinbr.com/ref?c=V1CUawCMeE :p
13:28 ozbot About CoinBr
13:28 pankkake but anyway, it doesn't beat just holding btc by much
13:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
13:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33703224 BTC [-]
13:28 dingledoo yeah, I don't like places that charge me all of my referall fees back to themselves.
13:29 KRS|Gotyawallet I made money with havelock before Panama..haven't been on the site since, but for no reason really.
13:29 dingledoo just another place to dump his MPOE, SNSA, etc onto noobs.
13:29 dingledoo havelock is clearly shit now, since their HIM
13:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC {3}
13:29 KRS|Gotyawallet rly havent been watching
13:29 pankkake HIF*
13:29 KRS|Gotyawallet how's XBOND
13:29 dingledoo accepting twats-on-stick company listings.
13:29 pankkake HIM is the mining, renamed to HMF
13:30 pankkake XBOND is recalled, so there are no profitable securities now :p
13:30 dingledoo lol
13:30 KRS|Gotyawallet =/
13:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
13:30 nubbins` People Eating Tasty Ass-hash
13:31 pankkake technically AsicMiner is above its IPO price
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13:31 dingledoo leopold78: eat a dick
13:31 nubbins` aaaah fuck off
13:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
13:32 ThickAsThieves "Need info on how to invest in am100, I'm in the USA."
13:32 nubbins` ah, interesting
13:32 nubbins` i'm in the internet
13:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
13:32 ThickAsThieves I'm in the inbox.
13:33 nubbins` you're not in *his* inbox ;)
13:33 ThickAsThieves not yet!
13:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
13:33 ThickAsThieves i think i just won't reply to that one
13:34 ThickAsThieves kinda hard to know my email, know the ticker, but not know how to buy
13:35 pankkake that would probably be doing him a service
13:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00011249 = 0.1125 BTC [+] {2}
13:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
13:45 nubbins` lel
13:45 nubbins` the only recourse is to blast "raspberry beret"
13:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00309642 = 0.1734 BTC [+] {4}
13:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00087644 = 3.4181 BTC [+] {2}
13:45 nubbins` hey, anyone been to berlin?
13:46 ThickAsThieves no, but i hear theyre big on bitcoin
13:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 59 @ 0.00310999 = 0.1835 BTC [+] {4}
13:47 nubbins` starting to narrow down our euro trip next summer
13:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC
13:48 nubbins` thinking france/germany/netherlands/belgium
13:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.05 = 0.45 BTC {3}
13:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6403 @ 0.00087361 = 5.5937 BTC [-]
13:50 nubbins` mostly just really wanna visit the re:surgo! studio in berlin, but i hear it's generally a nice, relatively inexpensive city
13:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
13:52 jcpham the kind you find in a second-hand store
13:53 jcpham raspberry beret
13:54 jcpham and if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
13:54 jcpham thanks nubbins` that's just great that prince is stuck in my head
13:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00318846 = 0.1658 BTC [-] {5}
13:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348333 BTC [+]
13:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00305001 = 0.305 BTC [-]
13:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
13:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.05 = 1.35 BTC {3}
13:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC [+]
14:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7447 @ 0.00087296 = 6.5009 BTC [-]
14:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
14:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 155 @ 0.00310789 = 0.4817 BTC [+] {3}
14:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 5695 @ 0.00320491 = 18.252 BTC [+] {21}
14:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7053 @ 0.00087508 = 6.1719 BTC [+] {2}
14:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 650 @ 0.00331989 = 2.1579 BTC [+] {3}
14:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
14:04 jborkl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rl6L8nt3Hc&feature=youtu.be
14:04 jborkl new Hashfast promo video, includes how to knock a capacitor over
14:04 ozbot Hashfast Module board assembly - YouTube
14:04 nubbins` heh
14:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 54 @ 0.05 = 2.7 BTC
14:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00304462 = 0.1675 BTC [-] {3}
14:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.348333 = 0.6967 BTC [+]
14:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC {2}
14:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
14:11 jurov $avg
14:11 mpexbot jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
14:11 jurov ;;bc,24hprc
14:11 gribble 843.47
14:11 jurov !t m ^oix
14:11 assbot [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 112.23653185 / 112.23653185 (3275 shares, 121.49 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
14:14 pankkake ;;ticker --market btcavg
14:14 gribble BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 872.51, Best ask: 873.61, Bid-ask spread: 1.10000, Last trade: 873.98, 24 hour volume: 116274.87, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 843.75
14:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.0008692 = 23.6422 BTC [-] {2}
14:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
14:28 deadweasel ;;ticker
14:28 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 868.9196, Best ask: 870.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.08040, Last trade: 870.0, 24 hour volume: 32636.23913906, 24 hour low: 718.112, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 861.12764
14:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
14:29 nubbins` man oh man
14:30 nubbins` http://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/kitchen/small-appliances/specialty-appliances/cuisinart-waring-pro-meat-grinder-0432331p.html#
14:30 ozbot Cuisinart Waring Pro Meat Grinder | Canadian Tire
14:30 nubbins` i know what i'm getting myself for xmas this year
14:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 109 @ 0.05 = 5.45 BTC {3}
14:30 the20year The food processor/blender i'm looking at supposedly will do meat grinding decently
14:31 the20year Granted the processor i've been using works decently
14:31 nubbins` yeah, i'm interested in this one for the sausage attachments
14:32 the20year Yeah, would be good. Granted i'm not getting as much meat as i'd hope for this year to make sausage, so everything i do get is being made to jerky
14:32 nubbins` nice
14:32 nubbins` i've made jerky in my dehydrator a couple of times
14:32 the20year I stopped using a dehydrator a long time ago
14:32 nubbins` oh yeah?
14:32 the20year all the ones i see around here don't dehydrate, they cook it
14:32 nubbins` nod, you need to splurge to get a good one
14:33 nubbins` it's more the airflow than the heat that dries it out anyway
14:33 the20year So anymore i either use my smoker to cold smoke then put it in front of a fan for a day, or just put it in front of a fan for 2 days
14:33 nubbins` my dehydrator has a temperature control
14:33 nubbins` although it's one of the stacker ones. would much rather one with the fan blowing horizontally
14:33 nubbins` no need to reorganize stacks every few hours then
14:34 the20year Yeah, that's how i do mine, a bunch of vertically stacked racks
14:35 the20year Maybe i can IPO sausage
14:35 nubbins` heheheh
14:35 the20year did think about selling some jerky on silkroad
14:35 nubbins` hm, trying to decide between 375W or 500W grinder
14:36 the20year i don't see the difference unless you're expecting extra cartiledge or bone
14:36 nubbins` good point
14:36 the20year my current processor can't be more than 300w and it does great
14:37 the20year the only problems are related to the cutting blade and not the power/speed
14:37 the20year Petamine has got 61btc worth of investments today...wow
14:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 500 @ 0.05 = 25 BTC
14:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 47 @ 0.00318899 = 0.1499 BTC [-]
14:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11789999 BTC [-]
14:37 the20year I could do 1gh managed at .035
14:38 the20year Maybe I should partner with buyahash :D
14:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.00329999 = 0.1089 BTC [+]
14:41 nubbins` ah, sorry, the smaller is 300W
14:41 nubbins` still probably adequate
14:41 nubbins` three cutting plates, two sausage adapters
14:41 nubbins` this is exciting!
14:41 the20year i don't see why it shouldn't do just fine
14:42 the20year big thing will be getting your spices/meat cuts down
14:44 benkay i'm getting myself bitcoins for christmas.
14:44 nubbins` yeah
14:44 the20year i finally just set my coinbase account to auto-buy every few days
14:44 nubbins` i'm planning to use a lot of moose
14:44 nubbins` but moose is notoriously lean, so i'll probably add some pork fatback
14:44 the20year I wish I could affordably moose hunt here
14:45 the20year My plan has been though if I go to Canada and hunt to just buy a dehydrator up there, then convert the meat to jerky to bring it back here
14:45 nubbins` nod, no sense shipping water back home
14:45 nubbins` i've got a line on rabbits too, might try some of that
14:45 the20year Not just that, there's a 500lb limit on meat
14:45 nubbins` actually never tried rabbit before, believe it or not
14:45 nubbins` oh, really?
14:45 the20year you can only go across the boarder with a set amount of meat
14:45 nubbins` interesting
14:46 the20year My uncle went there and shot two moose back in the 70s , one was ~1200lbs dressed, the other was like ~500lbs dressed, and he brought back a whole 500lbs
14:46 the20year had the butcher keep the rest :(
14:46 nubbins` bummer
14:46 the20year Yeah
14:46 nubbins` great for the butcher tho ;)
14:46 the20year If I shoot and dress a 1500lb moose, you had darn well better believe i'm gonna bring back as much as I can
14:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
14:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
14:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
14:58 dexX7 http://asic-armory.com/ http://www.reddit.com/comments/1s6jkf/bitcoin_mining_with_asicarmorycom/ lol "it's scam for entertainment"
14:58 ozbot ASIC-ARMORY.com - Superior Computerized Asic Mining
15:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
15:04 KRS|Gotyawallet i would love to figure out a good way to scam the scammers
15:04 kakobrekla scam yourself and you are done
15:04 KRS|Gotyawallet !
15:04 KRS|Gotyawallet why didnt i think if that
15:04 kakobrekla cause im smarter
15:05 KRS|Gotyawallet i touch myself in your general direction
15:05 dub who IPO'd the vegans?
15:06 KRS|Gotyawallet I'm sure it was the Somalians.
15:06 dub PETA
15:06 thestringpuller KRS|Gotyawallet: the best way to scam the scammers would be to use something like bitbet to pull a wire con on someone.
15:06 thestringpuller wire cons are by far the greatest pay offs against scammers
15:06 KRS|Gotyawallet hmm you got me thinking...
15:07 thestringpuller if you actually used bitbet for it, i'm almost certain kako and mircea would -10 you though
15:07 KRS|Gotyawallet Why they'd get a percent
15:07 nubbins` lel
15:07 KRS|Gotyawallet which reminds me i need a new gpg key fawk
15:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18855 @ 0.00086211 = 16.2551 BTC [-]
15:08 KRS|Gotyawallet buying and selling into these lambs is so much fun i dont even want to leave my house for days
15:09 pankkake hey, asic-armory copied bitbet
15:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10854 @ 0.00086186 = 9.3546 BTC [-]
15:09 KRS|Gotyawallet lol wut
15:09 pankkake you have to read the terms!
15:09 nubbins` "volcano insurance"
15:09 nubbins` professional, would send money
15:10 pankkake https://blockchain.info/address/1scamqWYiVspdfHwpvgwv8ge2GTNQDAWL it werks.
15:10 ozbot Bitcoin Address 1scamqWYiVspdfHwpvgwv8ge2GTNQDAWL
15:11 TomServo !jd
15:11 assbot Just-Dice stat: 8488 BTC profit, 32.6k BTC invested, 331.38 mio bets, 4.58 mio BTC wagered
15:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
15:11 nubbins` pankkake: oh god it does
15:13 dexX7 asic-armory runs ads on /r/bitcoin
15:15 thestringpuller just-dice is still goin hard eh?
15:16 KRS|Gotyawallet its crazy the bets i saw on there today
15:17 KRS|Gotyawallet some ppl are just begging to be relived of their btc
15:17 pankkake just-dice is a better deal than bitcoin securities
15:17 pankkake at least the reward is proportionnal to the risk
15:17 thestringpuller when the realized gains on MPBOR aren't negative anymore
15:18 the20year what stocks right now have monthly audited financial statements prepared by 3rd parties?
15:18 thestringpuller i think MPOE will be the best place to invest
15:18 KRS|Gotyawallet many times i've been tempted to throw down a bunch to see if it hit
15:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4444 @ 0.00086186 = 3.8301 BTC [-]
15:18 thestringpuller but alas MPOE is here to keep the price from plummeting to 0
15:19 the20year Does anyone know?
15:19 benkay thestringpuller: what's the relationship between bond returns and stock returns on MPOE?
15:19 benkay the20year: nobody. the closest are the MPEx companies.
15:20 thestringpuller benkay: there is none
15:20 thestringpuller MPOE shareholders aren't liable for losses made by the bot
15:20 thestringpuller MPBOR are
15:20 benkay innit great?
15:20 thestringpuller but there is a correlation between divs paid by MPOE and MPBOR returns
15:21 benkay what's that correlation like?
15:21 thestringpuller jurov: do you have that sheet?
15:21 benkay oh i think that i've seen that sheet
15:21 thestringpuller yea take each month and compare to the divs
15:22 thestringpuller basically the bot makes a ton during non volatile months and makes losses during volatile months but that's kind of a given
15:22 benkay well if the bot is taking a loss then that's getting applied to bondholders, and divs will be reduced
15:22 benkay that's not so much a correlation as it is a causative relationship
15:22 thestringpuller yup
15:23 thestringpuller well any profits amde by the bot not owed as interest to bond holders gets paid as divs to shareholders
15:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 917 @ 0.00304562 = 2.7928 BTC [-] {13}
15:23 thestringpuller but mpoe shareholders get MPEX trade fees
15:23 thestringpuller and new account fees
15:23 benkay dem account fees
15:24 benkay one day i'll make my account fee back on account fee divs
15:24 thestringpuller so as long as MPEx is running mpoe shareholders will get paid something
15:24 benkay /jokes
15:24 thestringpuller now that's ponzi talk
15:24 thestringpuller jk
15:24 thestringpuller ideally you want bayes theorem to equalize on MPBOR losses/profits
15:25 thestringpuller total profit - total loss is negative right nwo
15:25 thestringpuller now*
15:25 thestringpuller because of insider trading during the pirate default
15:25 thestringpuller and again during the april crash
15:25 thestringpuller and I guess this past november
15:25 benkay yeah you better believe i ain't loaning btc to anyone, much less a bot whose algos are black magic
15:25 the20year what kind of financial disclosures are on mpex?
15:25 jurov https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AlhB0UHVxS67dGpBc2Rub3FtLTdHZ3ZPb09DY2pHWlE&usp=drive_web#gid=0
15:25 ozbot Google Drive
15:26 thestringpuller the20year: ^ that's all you need
15:26 benkay lovely, thanks jurov.
15:26 jurov but this covers only bondholders
15:26 jurov shareholders get anything left if MPOE profit is higher than interest requested by bondholders
15:27 thestringpuller yea but the bond holders are kinda getting shafted IMO
15:27 thestringpuller it's too risky
15:27 thestringpuller i know MP put up his own capital during some months
15:27 the20year pretty simple
15:27 benkay well those idiots putting capital up at .5% are getting shafted
15:27 thestringpuller but even then the total net is like 114% over
15:27 thestringpuller yea but if you put up at .5% duringa volatile month you'll still lose money if the bot makes a loss on trading
15:28 jurov i gave edit access to smickles and littering of random unnamed numbers are the result
15:28 jurov sigh
15:28 nubbins` lel
15:28 benkay but if you let the low-interest bondholders get taken out during volatile months, you can pull in some interest on the low-vix months afterwards
15:28 nubbins` never go full edit!
15:28 thestringpuller benkay: at that point you might as well sell short options yourself and take all the risk on your collateral
15:28 benkay thestringpuller: yeah buddy
15:28 thestringpuller just like the fucker who's making a fortune on the some 250btc of C050
15:29 benkay it's not a play i ever intend to make, honestly.
15:29 thestringpuller short sold
15:29 nubbins` what's the assbot command to get stats on a particular asset?
15:29 thestringpuller well not right now it's too early you gotta wait for the price to become more stable
15:29 thestringpuller !t
15:29 assbot These beans is shit.
15:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC [+] {2}
15:29 thestringpuller !t exchange asset
15:29 assbot I haven't understood a single word you've said since I met you, not one single word.
15:29 thestringpuller !t m s.mpoe
15:29 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.000788 / 0.00086025 / 0.00087729 (853292 shares, 734.05 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00082419 / 0.00087729 (1882374 shares, 1,551.44 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081853 / 0.00088996 (6518330 shares, 5,335.50 BTC)
15:29 jurov !t m o.usd.c110t
15:29 assbot [MPEX:O.USD.C110T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC), 30D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC)
15:29 nubbins` ah
15:29 nubbins` thanks
15:29 nubbins` !t m s.mg
15:29 assbot [MPEX:S.MG] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0001579 / 0.00015799 / 0.000158 (12356 shares, 1.95 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00013799 / 0.00016 (131784 shares, 18.19 BTC)
15:29 benkay !t m o.usd.c050t
15:29 assbot [MPEX:O.USD.C050T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.05232243 / 0.05271347 / 0.05294401 (7443 shares, 392.35 BTC)
15:30 thestringpuller see someone sold 392 short
15:30 nubbins` low/high/last?
15:30 thestringpuller that guy is laughing to the bitcoin bank
15:30 thestringpuller yea
15:30 nubbins` k
15:30 thestringpuller now
15:30 thestringpuller no
15:30 thestringpuller low/avg/high
15:30 nubbins` ah
15:30 nubbins` right, obv
15:30 thestringpuller sorry I'm writing a paper lol getting super distracted
15:31 nubbins` also sorry, coulda figured that out myself by reading the numbers ;p
15:31 benkay spot'd have to go to 500 for those to even get into the money
15:31 benkay right?
15:31 benkay no, calls.
15:31 thestringpuller no
15:31 thestringpuller 1200
15:31 thestringpuller the lot size changed
15:31 thestringpuller to .1
15:31 benkay yeah i thought i'd accounted for that
15:31 nubbins` ;;calc 192000*(0.00015799-0.00013)
15:31 gribble 5.37408
15:31 thestringpuller so ((120 - 50) / 120) * .1
15:32 thestringpuller ;;calc ((120 - 50) / 120) * .1
15:32 gribble 0.0583333333333
15:32 the20year Total rentalstarter assets of $191,166
15:32 thestringpuller ;;calc ((110 - 50) / 110) * .1
15:32 gribble 0.0545454545455
15:32 thestringpuller the spot price would have to go to some 1300 I think to push the AVG price up that high
15:32 thestringpuller i don't think the avg price went above 105
15:32 benkay ah yeah, dat average.
15:32 thestringpuller 1050*
15:33 thestringpuller so that guy is probably making a killing he'll likely make .02 profit per every call bought
15:42 benkay yo does anyone have a preferred netbook/minicomp?
15:44 pankkake http://www.lemote.com/en/products/Notebook/2010/0310/112.html otherwise you'd hate freedom
15:45 nubbins` heh
15:45 nubbins` is that the one RMS uses?
15:45 benkay page lacks buy button.
15:45 benkay i am dissapoint by vertical integration failure.
15:46 nubbins` prolly backdoored as fuck too
15:46 pankkake yeah, got the link from http://richard.stallman.usesthis.com/ :)
15:46 pankkake well no, it's open source!
15:46 nubbins` heh
15:46 benkay wow fuck everything that's a 15 hundred dollar thing
15:46 nubbins` did anyone audit the code? ;D
15:47 kakobrekla its not a real computer if its has a camera
15:47 nubbins` my blood is open source, but nobody's asked me to take an aids test before i fuck them raw
15:47 benkay whatcha gonna do, compile everything from source every damn time?
15:47 pankkake yeah it's quite expensive compared to specs
15:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 39 @ 0.05 = 1.95 BTC
15:49 pankkake hmm it's usually $300 I think?
15:49 dub lolol
15:49 benkay i just bounced off the amazon page, so it's possible they just threw me a bogus rate
15:49 dub If you perfer warm inter-personal dialogues
15:50 benkay in any event, i think i'll just use a pi.
15:50 dub man up and x220
15:50 pankkake http://www.tekmote.nl/epages/61504599.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/61504599/Categories/%22Lemote%20linux%20PC%20and%20Linux%20laptops%22
15:50 ozbot Lemote linux PC and Linux laptops - Tekmote Electronics
15:51 KRS|Gotyawallet I never tried it but I think chromebook+linux ftw..heard stuffs about that combo
15:51 benkay yeah i'm targeting like 200 bucks
15:51 benkay not precisely a powerhouse machine.
15:51 dub gtfo
15:51 benkay yourself!
15:52 dub this is AAAAAASSETSSS
15:52 KRS|Gotyawallet acer C7 $179
15:52 benkay i'd like a maserati to sign transactions, please.
15:53 benkay maybe when btc clears a couple MM each i'll drop the frugality.
15:53 mike_c http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=8279447&CatId=4936
15:53 dub shit car
15:53 ozbot Dell Latitude D620 Notebook PC - Intel Core Duo 1.8GHz, 2GB DDR2, 80GB HDD, Combo, 14.1 WXGA, Window
15:53 KRS|Gotyawallet im gonna get one for my ridge once my hifi gets shipped and installed..gonna do a mounted 8 or 10" display if I can- gonna do the OS myself so it comes up with the weather, news, navigation, music playlist, etc. even gonna have a sun and sky for daylight and moon and stars for night. its where i'm going to play audio for when i'm driving and what not
15:53 KRS|Gotyawallet ridge=ride
15:55 benkay you got too much time, homes.
15:55 KRS|Gotyawallet for now yea..not gonna do much until jan or feb maybe taking a break
15:56 benkay 80gb
15:56 KRS|Gotyawallet i only like to work 10 months a year or so
15:56 benkay so it'll hold the blockchain for a few more months
15:56 benkay do you roughneck or something?
15:56 KRS|Gotyawallet naw IT
15:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
15:57 benkay what kind of work are you jumping into and out of?
15:57 dub can you even sync the blockchain without ssd now?
15:58 kakobrekla i have seen it done
15:59 dub !ssd and <3Ghz you're going to have a bad time
16:00 pankkake use https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=145386.0
16:00 kakobrekla conspiraci
16:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
16:01 jurov dub don't spread fud
16:02 jurov i'm doing fine with celeron 837 and 72000rpm sata
16:02 jurov bitcoind and litecoind at same time :D
16:02 jurov *7200
16:02 jurov heh
16:02 dub when was the last time you resynced
16:02 kakobrekla ltc solves this issue completley cause noone uses it and blockchain fits on a floppy
16:02 dub ^^
16:02 jurov few months ago.. but had to run -reindex recently
16:03 jurov it managed in half a day
16:03 ThickAsThieves lol, met with a new CPA, he's asking if I'd be interested in explaining bitcoin to all his rish buddies
16:04 ThickAsThieves rich*
16:04 Diablo-D3 lol
16:05 thestringpuller i need a separate drive to run bitcoin the block chain is like a fucking season of seinfeld
16:06 jurov 2.5G .litecoin
16:06 KRS|Gotyawallet my CPA was interested but he shrugged it off as one of those things like bingobucks that the tacky Bizarre Mall that sells cheak knock-off stuff would sell you.
16:06 jurov separate drive is best
16:06 KRS|Gotyawallet I can't wait to bring him my statements from coinbase
16:07 jurov oh, and also run freenet with 50G store there simultaneously
16:08 jurov the hdd did not catch fire so far
16:08 jurov :D
16:09 dub wtf
16:09 dub hos is ltc 2.5g when the only txns are to and from btc-e
16:09 dub how*
16:10 ThickAsThieves from all the mixing btc-e does
16:10 the20year How goes it tat?
16:10 ThickAsThieves it goes
16:11 the20year are you involved in neobee?
16:12 ThickAsThieves depends what you mean
16:15 dub did you or did you not have sexual relations with that asset
16:15 truffles lame
16:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.00086281 = 20.9231 BTC [+]
16:15 ThickAsThieves it was just the tip, it doesnt count
16:16 the20year specifically if you were involved enough to share any insight whether to ukto will have any statements soon, there's a guy that wants to start the ball rolling with the SEC on bitcointalk
16:18 ThickAsThieves While I am not privvy to the inner workings of the Ukyo situation, I find it amusing that people assume the SEC isn't already involved
16:18 the20year my personal worry with the sec involvement is litigation or issue with issuers
16:19 jcpham is ukto US?
16:19 jcpham i thought he was aussie
16:19 ThickAsThieves the20year, what's your lawyer have to say?
16:19 jcpham why did i think that?
16:19 ThickAsThieves ukyo is Texan
16:19 jcpham so he's pirate then
16:19 ThickAsThieves he has connections to Aus
16:19 jcpham jesus fuck
16:20 jcpham why did i think he was australian
16:20 truffles idealists
16:20 ThickAsThieves Graet is australian i think
16:20 the20year He hasn't said a whole lot, other than issuing a PPM
16:20 the20year yes, graet is
16:20 ThickAsThieves and he's buds with Ukyo
16:20 dub yes ukyo = pirate
16:20 truffles they still think US is no.1
16:20 jcpham i think it was a connection to graet is assumed
16:20 dub or at least pirates retarded cousin
16:20 jcpham i assumed some connection to graet that isn't true
16:20 jcpham like i projected it
16:20 jcpham wtf
16:20 the20year His opinion is that the SEC is somewhat lenient, and that *if* there was an issue, that did not involve fraud it would be a somewhat easy fix
16:20 jcpham i with dub
16:21 jcpham we figured this out already
16:21 dub graet is pretty fucking retarded too
16:21 dub so it all fits
16:21 jcpham didn't know about texas
16:21 jcpham if florida is involved too you better know you've been scammed
16:21 ThickAsThieves I'm in Florida, lol
16:21 dub of course, the deathbylolipop connection
16:21 truffles oh oh
16:21 jcpham i'm sorry ThickAsThieves
16:22 jcpham that's terrible news
16:22 dub tat = deathbylolipop?
16:22 jcpham possibly dub
16:22 ThickAsThieves I'm not *from* FL mind you
16:22 the20year So, right now i'm working out a (in my opinion) small fix to resolve legalities with US investors
16:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
16:22 ThickAsThieves what is a deathbylolipop?
16:22 jcpham ThickAsThieves, do you ever do youtube videos out of starbucks about "the bitcoin"
16:22 jcpham and record your chest
16:22 dub lurk moar brah
16:23 ThickAsThieves Yes, I'm secretly a popular video blogger
16:23 ThickAsThieves guess which one
16:23 jurov ;;later tell mircea_popescu how comes SPLIT|O.USD.C110T|5 made only 2 calls and 10 puts and not more?
16:23 gribble The operation succeeded.
16:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
16:23 jurov ;;later tell mircea_popescu should be 10 times more now?
16:23 gribble The operation succeeded.
16:24 jurov ^^ anyone has an idea ow to exploit above?
16:25 ThickAsThieves exploit not getting what you should?
16:26 jurov maybe they also forgot seomthing else where i can get more than i should >:D
16:26 dub ThickAsThieves: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77845.0
16:27 ThickAsThieves "a non profit advertisement company "
16:27 ThickAsThieves it's lol already
16:27 dub I can't find any youtubes of him
16:27 assbot [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P110T] 10 @ 0.0294237 = 0.2942 BTC
16:27 jurov shorted at least these
16:28 dub think he dereeted them
16:28 jurov "OptionsCover":[{"":{"MPSIC":"O.USD.C110T", "Quantity":"20", "TotalSum":"250000000"
16:29 jurov helluva cover there
16:30 jurov oh it actually produced 20 calls
16:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
16:30 jurov just the split message was wrong
16:31 mike_c jurov, i decided you are wrong. you can lose more on a put than your collateral. i did the math and collateral only covers you for about a 50% drop.
16:32 jurov i mostly wanted the calls
16:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29977 @ 0.00086547 = 25.9442 BTC [+] {2}
16:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34000008 BTC [-]
16:34 jurov ;;ticker --market btcavg
16:34 gribble BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 882.88, Best ask: 886.25, Bid-ask spread: 3.37000, Last trade: 883.97, 24 hour volume: 116659.18, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 856.11
16:34 ThickAsThieves where did all this mpoe volume come from
16:34 mike_c like if i buy a put from you at 110, and the price drops to 5, you owe me (110/5) - 1 btc = 22btc
16:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.34000003 = 7.48 BTC [-] {2}
16:34 jurov what?
16:35 mike_c when you write a put and sell it, you can lose more than your collateral.
16:35 jurov really? on mpex?
16:36 mike_c well, i don't know where the extra money comes from, but i assume from your account if you have it.
16:36 mike_c you can be *liable* for more than your collateral to the option holder
16:36 mike_c i don't know where the money comes from.
16:37 mike_c unless i'm doing the math wrong, but i don't think i am.
16:37 jurov i remember mircea handwaving it "if btc crashes so much it exhausts puts collateral, mpoe will just buy more if them"
16:37 jurov *of
16:37 ThickAsThieves what does that mean?
16:37 mike_c i'd be curious what the rules are, whether it comes from the option writer's account first or mpoe
16:38 ThickAsThieves Doctor Greg would be very upset!
16:38 mike_c doctor greg is bad for my blood pressure.
16:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16658 @ 0.00086976 = 14.4885 BTC [+]
16:38 jurov i read it as the exercises will be distributed evenly between mpoe and me
16:38 jurov and if my collateral wont suffice, then it's up to mpoe
16:39 jurov to fill up my part, too
16:39 mike_c interesting. not a bad deal for the option writer. i don't really want to test it out though :)
16:40 mike_c the other possibility would of course be that the option buyer just gets stiffed (like xdiff).
16:42 jurov it heeds to go below ~ 300 $/BTC for P110T to yield 0.25btc
16:43 nubbins` lel
16:43 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/accused-in-quebec-gold-tax-scam-face-jail-and-750m-in-fines-1.2457169
16:43 ozbot Accused in Quebec gold tax scam face jail and $750M in fines - Montreal - CBC News
16:43 nubbins` kitco tax fraud
16:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
16:45 mike_c ;;calc (110/30.0)-1
16:45 gribble 2.66666666667
16:46 mike_c significantly over collateral of (110/90.0) = 1.2
16:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
16:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.00086976 = 25.2665 BTC [+]
16:52 JWU42 !seen Graet
16:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
17:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0031408 = 0.157 BTC [-] {3}
17:03 deadweasel http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/put-a-satanic-monument-at-ok-capitol just for the lulz
17:03 ozbot Put a Satanic Monument at OK Capitol | Indiegogo
17:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
17:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC
17:17 thestringpuller jurov: you still awake?
17:17 thestringpuller or is it like the hour of sleep?
17:17 jurov yes
17:17 thestringpuller pm real quick
17:25 ThickAsThieves ;;bcstats
17:25 gribble Current Blocks: 274035 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 140 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 18 hours, 40 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899816443.08 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.19903
17:26 benkay how do diff changes work?
17:26 benkay 1.27*7.07e8?
17:28 truffles i did want to ask, why arent the chics in this chat?
17:28 ThickAsThieves it takes the amount of time it took solve 2016 blocks and tries to even it
17:28 benkay i do understand that much, ThickAsThieves.
17:28 ThickAsThieves there are no chicks in the internet
17:29 ThickAsThieves sorry
17:29 benkay it's the parsing of the ;;bcstats output i'm curious about
17:29 benkay so almost 9 million is the estimate?
17:29 ThickAsThieves yep
17:29 benkay dag
17:29 benkay er
17:29 ThickAsThieves well, 900m
17:29 benkay 900 million
17:30 truffles TAT why not
17:30 benkay looks like the bitbet bet has caught up with the obvious
17:30 ThickAsThieves whats the obvious
17:30 benkay that we'd hit 1b by year end
17:30 ThickAsThieves not obvious
17:30 ThickAsThieves but leaning that way
17:30 benkay perhaps not
17:31 ThickAsThieves there is only 1 more diff change this year
17:31 benkay ;;calc 899816443.08*1.2
17:31 gribble 1079779731.7
17:31 benkay ;;calc 899816443.08*1.15
17:31 gribble 1034788909.54
17:31 benkay ;;calc 899816443.08*1.1
17:31 gribble 989798087.388
17:31 ThickAsThieves and it requires probly 900TH+ to be added in two week
17:31 ThickAsThieves s
17:31 ThickAsThieves this is possible
17:31 ThickAsThieves but nothing to sniff at
17:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
17:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
17:34 ThickAsThieves My bet on No is still unlikely to win, but if i do, lol
17:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3023 @ 0.00286598 = 8.6639 BTC [-] {16}
17:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 318 @ 0.00284 = 0.9031 BTC [-] {5}
17:37 ThickAsThieves We'll know by the 22nd
17:38 pankkake or maybe sooner, but you would have lost :p
17:46 dub http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/00000/6000/300/206398/206398.strip.gif
17:46 dub asok = -assets newb
17:48 benkay except that's mircea and he only touches women on their knees
17:49 KRS|Gotyawallet I like women on their knees.
17:49 benkay who doesn't!?
17:50 benkay here you go dub
17:50 benkay http://dinghyplansplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Dinghy-for-Sale.jpg
17:51 dub Vexual in the house, hide your weed
17:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
17:52 KRS|Gotyawallet Hidejo wife, hidejo kids..
17:52 Vexual http://www.kaiserboote.de/en/
17:52 ozbot Home | Kaiser Bootsmanufaktur
17:53 KRS|Gotyawallet Hide yo wife: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
17:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 31 @ 0.0077 = 0.2387 BTC
17:54 dub benkay: gonna be tough landing marlin in that but im up for a challenge
17:55 Vexual u want fishing boat?
17:55 dub in fact that may be smaller than my existing boat
17:55 benkay those kaisers are sexxay
17:55 Vexual oh yeah
17:55 dub pointless
17:56 dub thats like owning a maserati
17:56 Vexual but only 100k euro
17:56 dub pointless, slow and ugly
17:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC
17:58 benkay signaling is never pointless.
17:58 jurov does it spray pheromones?
17:58 benkay pheromone chemtrails
17:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
17:59 Vexual no pheremones required
17:59 benkay 'course, you're limited to the pussy that falls into the boat
18:00 Vexual get the rotax and the jet, you can do 360s until your passengers are naked by gravity
18:01 KRS|Gotyawallet 60 ghash offline all day wtf
18:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
18:02 dub all those ppcoins you could have mined
18:02 dub the hugemanity!
18:04 Vexual dud theres some guys in new zealand that catch marlin off waverunners
18:05 Vexual that takes some coconuts
18:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21400 @ 0.00086976 = 18.6129 BTC [+]
18:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 980 @ 0.0001125 = 0.1103 BTC [+]
18:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 465 @ 0.00049988 = 0.2324 BTC [+]
18:06 dub http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqVEvNocKTA
18:06 ozbot 300 Pound Marlin Tows Kayak 11 MILES - YouTube
18:06 Vexual he must love that fishing rod
18:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1580 @ 0.000115 = 0.1817 BTC [+]
18:10 Vexual shit he got it in the boat
18:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12823 @ 0.0008679 = 11.1291 BTC [-]
18:12 dub boats? fuck boats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lapJ4jjghFk
18:12 mike_c ThickAsThieves: I'm curious what you think of http://bitbet.us/bet/645/bitcoin-difficulty-at-or-above-5b-before-june/
18:14 ThickAsThieves I think it's an interesting bet
18:14 Vexual all the computers?
18:14 ThickAsThieves An obvious Yes
18:15 dub same dude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=904hlyK5glQ
18:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00086601 = 20.611 BTC [-]
18:15 mike_c 34% a month for 6 months. seems close to me.
18:15 KRS|Gotyawallet HAH!!!! I just got a phone call from "Windows Technical Support". Indian sounding person on the other line called to speak with me about my download file and they are "here to help".
18:15 mike_c but i guess a lot of miners come out next year
18:15 KRS|Gotyawallet They were trying to scam a scammer rofl
18:16 KRS|Gotyawallet First time I got a call like that, I've heard about them.
18:16 ThickAsThieves by next spring itll be PH shipments
18:16 mike_c production delays could make it interesting.
18:17 ThickAsThieves yeah, I think this winter will be the last of that kinda thing
18:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.05 = 1.05 BTC {2}
18:17 ThickAsThieves come spring itll be srs bzns
18:17 Vexual friedcats doing shipping containers huh?
18:17 ThickAsThieves we have the technology!
18:23 Vexual you could burn diesel at those power rates
18:23 Apocalyptic "<Vexual> friedcats" there is more of them now ?
18:24 Vexual apostophe implied
18:28 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIs-K3kUUZg
18:28 ozbot Krusty the Clown mentions Bitcoin on the Simpsons - YouTube
18:29 dub moon in 3-2-
18:31 KRS|Gotyawallet So funny watching the rest of the world catch on
18:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
18:37 benkay ;;ticker --market btcavg
18:37 gribble BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 892.92, Best ask: 895.71, Bid-ask spread: 2.79000, Last trade: 894.69, 24 hour volume: 105367.4, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 865.75
18:42 nubbins` KRS|Gotyawallet: i get those calls all the time
18:42 nubbins` longest i've been able to keep one of them on the phone is an hour :)
18:42 Vexual http://www.care2.com/causes/why-73-5-million-of-pig-semen-will-be-flying-to-china.html
18:42 ozbot Why $73.5 Million of Pig Semen Will Be Flying to China | Care2 Causes
18:42 Vexual they get cross after an hour
18:43 nubbins` they usually hang up within ten minutes
18:43 nubbins` "now open your windows event viewer..." " holy shit, yeah, this thing is riddled with viruses! all i can see is warning signs!"
18:43 Vexual i stay polite and have them swearinging and spitting by the end
18:43 nubbins` "sir, you are not being serious with me"
18:44 Vexual do all the steps then tell them its osx
18:48 benkay in other news S.NSA missed its reporting deadline for November.
18:49 Vexual Importing Pig Semen is Not a Sustainable Plan to Feed a Population.
18:49 KRS|Gotyawallet Wtf..who doesnt need pig semen.
18:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
18:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 20 @ 0.08787663 = 1.7575 BTC [-] {10}
18:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 35 @ 0.05 = 1.75 BTC
18:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1241 @ 0.00011003 = 0.1365 BTC [-] {6}
19:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1175 @ 0.0001158 = 0.1361 BTC [+]
19:01 dub benkay: scam
19:02 dub also http://trilema.com/2013/snsa-november-2013-statement/
19:03 benkay well i did wait until MP released the figures.
19:07 asciilifeform benkay: S.NSA will be very boring, right up until it won't. 'nothing to see here, move along...'
19:08 benkay Stanislav and Mircea, scamming in a tree
19:09 benkay engine-eer-i-n-g
19:09 asciilifeform gimmeallyermoney. there, done.
19:09 benkay en-gin-ee-eer-i-n-g, would be better scansion
19:09 asciilifeform my fave was the wag who asked, 'why aren't those cardanos hashing yet, hah'
19:10 benkay they generate random numbers right?
19:10 benkay make 'em hash...
19:11 asciilifeform that's one piece.
19:11 benkay how much less boring are you going to get?
19:12 asciilifeform benkay: depends if you care for modern crypto or not.
19:12 benkay i am always interested in better crypto
19:12 asciilifeform or even if you just like the idea of a usb drive that can be irrevocably nuked with a button press in a second or so.
19:13 benkay mmm
19:13 benkay crunchy.
19:13 benkay unusable?
19:13 asciilifeform usable, but empty.
19:15 benkay a feat!
19:15 asciilifeform more of a feat than one might think at first.
19:15 benkay that wasn't sarcasm.
19:16 benkay but approval of a worthy goal!
19:16 asciilifeform there are only two defences against 'rubber hose cryptoanalysis' - 1) don't be taken prisoner or 2) zap button.
19:17 truffles if u die, is there any way to transfer the crypto to relatives?`
19:17 asciilifeform sure, give them an unzapped unit.
19:17 jurov no, usually you transfer relatives to crypt
19:18 truffles i mean in general not ur new thing
19:18 benkay encrypted to the cardano you also give them.
19:18 benkay truffles: you leave a trail of hints to the passphrase in your will
19:18 asciilifeform in general, whoever has the keys has the goods
19:18 benkay 'course, that opens you up to gov't seizure during intergenerational transfer.
19:19 asciilifeform different problem, different tools.
19:20 jurov you should give assets while you're still alive
19:20 truffles guess ur idea asciilifeform solves this seizure possiblity
19:20 asciilifeform in general, the time to do transfers is before you're on the gallows
19:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00086601 = 6.4085 BTC [-]
19:20 asciilifeform otherwise you'll be like Captain Kidd, throwing an enciphered map to the peanut gallery before the noose tightens
19:20 truffles jurov some ppl will be oding before that time
19:21 asciilifeform the whole reason we have the legends of buried treasures is: people who did not take care of their bequests properly.
19:21 asciilifeform buried goodies tend to result from folks who got clobbered before they could dig them up.
19:22 asciilifeform (or confide in someone as to where to dig)
19:22 benkay m-of-n txns go a long way to addressing this thing
19:23 asciilifeform there'll be tales of 'buried' btc one day.
19:24 truffles if its value remains :p
19:24 asciilifeform 'didja hear, he took out an ad in the new york fishwrap one day in '11, every fifth letter...'
19:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00086651 = 8.6218 BTC [+]
19:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.003 = 0.147 BTC [+]
19:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9010 @ 0.00086976 = 7.8365 BTC [+]
19:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
19:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4382 @ 0.00086976 = 3.8113 BTC [+]
19:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
19:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
19:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 250 @ 0.00049999 = 0.125 BTC [+] {2}
19:38 dub thumb drive flash is packaged in thermite mixed with magnesium and a piezo igniter, self destruct mission impossible style?
19:38 Diablo-D3 lol.
19:38 asciilifeform dub: nope, but you can make that one if you like.
19:40 asciilifeform if you want physical zap, i recommend uv laser diode over a windowed eeprom.
19:40 Vexual serial number zapped?
19:40 asciilifeform Vexual: ?
19:41 Vexual no serial number on memory?
19:42 asciilifeform in cardano? key lives in its own chip
19:42 asciilifeform nothing else kept there
19:43 Vexual cool
19:43 asciilifeform refer to the (admittedly slightly obsolete) spec on mp's site.
19:45 asciilifeform pyros may be disappointed in cardano, nothing flammable there.
19:49 dub probably best to steer away from things that can both circumvent USG spying ubiquity and casually blow up airplanes
19:49 jcpham ron paul on cnn
19:49 jcpham stumbling about bitcoin
19:49 kanzure is there a stream?
19:50 jcpham http://weplaylive.tv/live-news-stream/
19:50 ozbot We Play Live - CNN Live Stream
19:56 KRS|Gotyawallet thanks for that link..i've been looking for a site like that too
19:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3300 @ 0.00282257 = 9.3145 BTC [-] {16}
19:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00087153 = 7.6695 BTC [+]
19:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2000 @ 0.00280084 = 5.6017 BTC [-] {8}
20:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 625 @ 0.0028 = 1.75 BTC [-]
20:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 950 @ 0.00305995 = 2.907 BTC [+] {13}
20:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
20:06 deadweasel ;;ticker
20:06 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 931.1, Best ask: 934.5, Bid-ask spread: 3.40000, Last trade: 931.0, 24 hour volume: 27190.56044341, 24 hour low: 788.101, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 892.6989
20:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00087153 = 6.7979 BTC [+]
20:12 dub so we should all trade some banjos in for bitcoin?
20:14 nubbins` re: banjo
20:14 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeBcfjH9PaY
20:14 ozbot Sufjan Stevens - He Woke Me Up Again - YouTube
20:16 kanzure are the logs at http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/ available in plaintext or some downloadable form without html?
20:17 ThickAsThieves I'll sell you a log for 1btc
20:17 nubbins` not afaik, but it should be pretty simple to make a script that parses them
20:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15368 @ 0.00086982 = 13.3674 BTC [-] {3}
20:18 nubbins` ThickAsThieves: http://imgur.com/jKIq0Rr
20:18 kanzure nubbins`: who runs the server and would they be annoyed if i wget http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date={daterange}
20:19 kanzure i mean wget -m -np
20:19 benkay kakobrekla
20:19 kanzure wait, no i don't mean -m
20:19 benkay and doubtful
20:19 nubbins` better double check those flags
20:19 nubbins` and what benkay said
20:19 nubbins` but who knows
20:19 nubbins` looking for anything in particular, or just evidence?
20:20 ThickAsThieves kako will destroy you for this
20:20 benkay sheesh, ThickAsThieves, spread more fud whydoncha
20:20 kanzure actually i am looking for a link dump
20:20 kanzure and i figured i would have to do it myself
20:21 benkay kanzure: see the "links only" checkbox?
20:21 nubbins` ^
20:21 ThickAsThieves tryna sell logs here, geez!
20:21 nubbins` heh
20:21 kanzure it's still one day per page and html. i'd rather just get the full logs since link parsing isn't a particular art.
20:21 kanzure but thank you
20:21 kanzure ThickAsThieves: i admire your business acumen in this matter
20:22 ThickAsThieves price just went up then
20:22 kanzure that only makes me want it more
20:22 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7mNr5WMjA
20:22 ozbot The Log Song - Ren & Stimpy (Deadwood HoN) - YouTube
20:22 ThickAsThieves i like the cut of your gib
20:22 ThickAsThieves special discount off the new higher price
20:22 nubbins` heh
20:23 kanzure actually what i really want from the linkdump is to find wacky assets that i'm unaware of. xbond doesn't count.
20:23 ThickAsThieves here
20:23 benkay what about pif?
20:23 kanzure pifwho?
20:23 ThickAsThieves www.coinflow.co
20:24 pankkake best performing security
20:24 ThickAsThieves thats all the assets youd find that way
20:24 ThickAsThieves and more
20:24 benkay if only the coinflow mpex feeds worked still
20:24 ThickAsThieves but there're more still
20:24 ThickAsThieves on scammier exchanges
20:24 pankkake kanzure: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=303653.0
20:24 pankkake oh coinflow is up to date with havelock at least
20:25 pankkake all other exchanges are broken or well closed
20:25 nubbins` ;;bc,stats
20:26 benkay yes
20:26 gribble Current Blocks: 274063 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 112 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 14 hours, 56 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
20:26 kanzure pif is funny, but it's not hitting the spot
20:26 benkay mpex is broken
20:26 benkay and also closed
20:26 ThickAsThieves it's options bot is SO unpredictable
20:26 ThickAsThieves its
20:26 benkay gosh and the css on the mpex front page
20:26 benkay TABLES!!1!?
20:27 ThickAsThieves get Dreamweaver , noobs!
20:27 nubbins` http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/
20:27 ozbot BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC.
20:27 ThickAsThieves scam
20:27 benkay now there's a website built with dreamweaver.
20:27 nubbins` heh
20:28 ThickAsThieves BH is down how many 100% compared to bitcoin?
20:28 ThickAsThieves horrible performance
20:28 kakobrekla the world has ended long time ago if you normalize to btc
20:28 nubbins` honestly i think it was made in MS FrontPage
20:28 benkay yeah
20:28 kanzure is there just a lack of developers around or is shit like havelock making some sort of anti-hipstercash moral statement about sane html/css
20:29 ThickAsThieves dont even get us started on the css!
20:29 kanzure but complaining is like the one thing i do best
20:29 kanzure don't take this away from me
20:29 kakobrekla yes css could be in larger amount
20:29 ThickAsThieves you ar ein the right place
20:29 benkay havelock is channeling mpex on the 'design', but must make concessions to appease the investing masses.
20:29 benkay moar css
20:29 benkay someone go get the css jug and pour some on mpex
20:30 asciilifeform you'll be thankful for the absent css, when you're driving your mpex via telex, from submarine.
20:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 99 @ 0.34990008 = 34.6401 BTC [+] {10}
20:30 kanzure you know that copenhagen suborbitals guy goes to work every day in a submarine, so it probably happens
20:30 benkay he takes the sub to work!?
20:31 kanzure why not?
20:31 kakobrekla asciilifeform it will be pigeons by then
20:31 benkay diesel's fukkin expensive
20:31 benkay and subs are fucking bricks w/r/t hydrodynamics
20:32 kanzure i dunno if it was diesel
20:32 asciilifeform point is, bandwidth is cheap, until it isn't.
20:32 benkay we're just putting on a show for the newcomer, asciilifeform
20:32 asciilifeform perhaps this wasn't mp's motivation in making the choice, but it is a fact nonetheless
20:32 kanzure there should be a bot that dumps neobee every time cryptocyprus posts on reddit or bitcointalk, then buys after a few hours
20:32 benkay mpex is a scam etc
20:33 benkay write it, kanzure.
20:33 benkay acquire all the satoshi.
20:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 692 @ 0.00297281 = 2.0572 BTC [-] {7}
20:33 kanzure i'm sure there's more entertaining things to spend my time on
20:33 kanzure like making angry comments on irc
20:33 pankkake more subtle: sell when it's on reddit, buy when on bitcointalk
20:33 benkay well are we trying to get rich or be entertained?
20:34 kanzure pankkake: any reason why?
20:36 mod6 omg my hands are numb
20:36 mike_c bandwith, telex, bullshit! if those are in short supply you can just download the homepage html. you don't need to download the css if you don't want. the browser just chooses to.
20:37 kanzure benkay: dunno, wealth hasn't cured me of being a workaholic ( https://github.com/kanzure?tab=contributions )
20:37 kakobrekla but it takes precious bits to make up the line where the path to css to be ignored is defined
20:38 mike_c hah. that is true.
20:39 pankkake havecocks is surprisingly usable without css! good job
20:40 pankkake kanzure: hehe. I'll probably keep coding, or code more, when I'm rich
20:41 truffles ud be greed or lazi at that point
20:41 kanzure there's diminishing returns on coding versus paying other people. delegation is weird.
20:41 truffles greedy
20:41 pankkake I've always been lazy
20:41 benkay how'd you get so rich, kanzure?
20:41 kanzure benkay: a mix of a lot of stupid things out of my control, but also i do software contracting
20:43 benkay mmm dat brain for hire hustle
20:43 kanzure is that a question?
20:43 benkay oh no, i typically actually use question marks to indicate that sort of thing.
20:44 truffles i dont
20:44 kanzure truffles: is *that* a question?
20:44 truffles nope
20:44 truffles hustle implies something im sure u know
20:45 truffles if ure rich its off the backs of some1 else imo
20:45 truffles 0
20:46 benkay all wealth is extraction from others, truffles.
20:46 benkay some people mourn the downtrodden
20:46 benkay others scramble up the huge-manatee pile
20:46 truffles ya some take lots more than others
20:46 benkay the ratio is invariant.
20:46 kanzure insert cliche statement here about wealth creation
20:47 benkay well gosh as soon as we have nano fabbers we'll all be able to fart around in vr porn jungles all day!
20:47 kanzure what a coincidence, i can sell you that
20:47 kanzure https://github.com/kanzure/nanoengineer
20:47 kanzure ahh fucking broken images
20:47 asciilifeform kanzure: wake us up when there's something to attach it to
20:48 benkay dat hard vacuum
20:48 benkay no em
20:48 benkay impossible magic fab requirements
20:48 kanzure not all of it is impossible, atomic force microscopes can definitely tap single atoms in certain situations
20:49 kanzure but the different toolsets (like for hydrogen removal or addition) don't work yet
20:49 asciilifeform if i ever strike lucky, i'll write 'fairycad.' create magical gadgets, just need pixie dust fabricator.
20:49 KRS|Gotyawallet vacuums suck
20:49 benkay nature abhors a dyson
20:50 kanzure that would be funnier if dyson actually worked on vacuums
20:50 kanzure or if everyone hated, say, esther dyson
20:50 benkay kanzure man
20:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17950 @ 0.000867 = 15.5627 BTC [-] {3}
20:50 benkay i see vacuums at dyson.com
20:51 benkay it's not a pun for your ultrageek, mkay?
20:51 asciilifeform dyson, then tesla... when do we get 'heaviside corp.' and what will it make? high-tech nano fridge magnets?
20:51 kanzure no reason a pun can't be multiple layers
20:51 kanzure asciilifeform: well, there's zyvex if that counts?
20:51 kanzure see http://zyvex.com/
20:52 asciilifeform re: nanotech, the whole story:
20:52 asciilifeform in the 3rd world, they 'know what to do' with oil pipelines
20:52 asciilifeform villagers line up, with buckets, and collect oil that 'accidentally' leaks
20:52 asciilifeform (they of course remember to bring augers, if it doesn't 'accident' that day)
20:52 asciilifeform sometimes the whole thing catches fire in a glorious inferno
20:53 asciilifeform this is nanotech (and silicon valley crapfest in general)
20:53 asciilifeform rich americans must be parted from their dough, so bright chaps line up
20:53 asciilifeform and we get 'nanotech', 'private manned space', etc
20:54 asciilifeform or 'find which lolcat you are from yer genome'
20:54 kanzure wow the lower limit is only $200k on http://bitcointrust.co/
20:55 kakobrekla nice css
20:55 kanzure oh nevermind, i guess that's a regular accredited investor definition
20:57 benkay there's also a bitcoin forex fund, kanzure
20:57 benkay 50 butt minimum buyin
20:58 asciilifeform the folks selling literal golden toilets to arabian royalty make the same kind of money
20:58 benkay i really want to pop down several MM for a parabolic whee
20:58 asciilifeform but at least they don't pollute academia with pixie dust and lead netgeeks on with nonsense science...
20:58 benkay dollars per minute you just can't buy better bragging rights?
20:59 kanzure heh their assets are 63858 btc i wonder when they acquired that
20:59 kanzure benkay: where is it?
20:59 kanzure benkay: sorry, i mean the bitcoin forex fund
21:00 benkay it has a truly immemorable name :(
21:00 kanzure but i asked where, not what it was named
21:00 pankkake http://bit4x.com/panacea.html
21:00 ozbot PANACEA - Bitcoin denominated hedge fund
21:00 benkay in the republic of cryptopia
21:01 kanzure do i get a passport
21:01 benkay it's pretty easy on computers with functional rngs
21:01 benkay gpg derp me a keypair
21:02 benkay all kidding aside
21:02 benkay bitcoin is your wallet
21:02 benkay and urbit will be your reputation
21:02 benkay ya heard, mircea_popescu? wot is not the endgame of reputation.
21:06 pankkake u wot?
21:07 benkay wat
21:11 kakobrekla wit
21:12 dub wut
21:12 truffles win
21:12 kakobrekla wet
21:12 kakobrekla .
21:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9982 @ 0.0008697 = 8.6813 BTC [+] {2}
21:13 benkay werd.
21:14 benkay mpoe bouncing hard off that 8700 line
21:15 pankkake it won't go over 9000
21:16 benkay the dark secret of -assets
21:16 benkay mpoe will never be over 9000
21:16 benkay secret popescu sell wall
21:19 BingoBoingo benkay: Is a huge Popescu sell wall a bad thing if he wants to constrain the price MPOE shares trade at to reflect the relative value of MPOE and not possess the volatility of whatever the week's altcoin is?
21:20 benkay when did people start asking my opinion about things wtf
21:20 truffles lurk moar
21:20 benkay BingoBoingo: i see your rhetorical question and raise it a straight-man response
21:22 BingoBoingo Actually benkay I don't really see a sell wall looking at the orderbook, there is a substantial bid wall at 0.00077250 though
21:22 mike_c of course you don't see it, that's what makes it a secret wall
21:22 kakobrekla thats why its called sekrit
21:22 kakobrekla heh
21:23 benkay mah niggas
21:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00087129 = 11.5446 BTC [+] {2}
21:23 KRS|Gotyawallet worrd up
21:24 benkay mpoe to the moon
21:24 benkay benkay to the pad thai shop
21:24 KRS|Gotyawallet hand to the mothafuckn fap
21:38 mircea_popescu pankkake so why would i/anyone gas ?
21:38 pankkake what does gas mean? fart?
21:39 mircea_popescu give a shit
21:39 mircea_popescu but yeah.
21:39 pankkake oh the link? cause it was about icbit
21:40 mircea_popescu that guy's a total dork.
21:40 mircea_popescu i mean yea he doesn't know it, but then again when do they ever.
21:41 dub jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas?
21:41 mircea_popescu dub http://199.101.98.242/media/shots/86831-Jumping_Jack_(1983)(Imagine_Software)-2.jpeg
21:43 dub needs moar .swf
21:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35489899 = 0.7098 BTC [+] {2}
21:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.355 = 1.065 BTC [+]
21:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.0033695 = 0.3302 BTC [+] {4}
21:53 mircea_popescu o wow look at mpoe go.
21:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13400 @ 0.00087217 = 11.6871 BTC [+] {3}
21:56 mircea_popescu !t m s.mpoe
21:56 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084687 / 0.00086405 / 0.00087729 (1083655 shares, 936.33 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00083019 / 0.00087729 (2139000 shares, 1,775.79 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082007 / 0.00088553 (6729476 shares, 5,518.65 BTC)
21:58 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=358242.0;all
21:58 mircea_popescu lawl.
21:58 ozbot Next generation 14nm mining grid
21:59 benkay mining on phones
21:59 benkay fartups and their crapps.
22:00 dub https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbD8_ZcCYAAOCrA.jpg
22:01 benkay daww bucky
22:01 Duffer1 how very optimistic dub, sounds like a nice dream to have
22:01 pankkake mircea_popescu: this one ended well at least…
22:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11318 @ 0.00087086 = 9.8564 BTC [-]
22:02 mircea_popescu so far.
22:02 pankkake actually I saw another thread get deleted at OP request
22:03 pankkake so, something's working
22:03 Vexual bluetooth gold detector coil might allow some amount of mining with a phone
22:03 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1498486/plain/)
22:03 benkay !b 1
22:03 Vexual put em in your shoes
22:05 KRS|Gotyawallet put it in your mouth
22:05 Vexual dejavu
22:05 nubbins` hm
22:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6135 @ 0.0008697 = 5.3356 BTC [-]
22:06 nubbins` so... they invented a way to make your phone really really hot all the time?
22:06 benkay "invented" is generous.
22:07 nubbins` hm, you've got a point there
22:07 mircea_popescu lol good one Vexual
22:07 mircea_popescu nubbins` i wouldn't really hold it against them, buncha people find out about bitcoin 3 years later, figure they're hot shit, jump in both feet
22:07 mircea_popescu cause young and brash
22:07 mircea_popescu get laughed at, perhaps learn better.
22:08 mircea_popescu no crime so far, just a little lulz.
22:09 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1498487/plain/)
22:09 benkay !b 4
22:09 benkay that one could be darn educational.
22:09 nubbins` i was looking forward to having a hand-warmer app
22:09 mircea_popescu lol benkay is on a broll.
22:10 mircea_popescu nubbins` if it also vibrates it's almost like the penis phone.
22:10 Vexual hot and making money
22:10 nubbins` http://futureimag.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/f2c9_bluetooth_handset_gloves_inuse.jpg?w=440&h=240&crop=1
22:10 nubbins` filename says all
22:11 Vexual hi-fun
22:11 nubbins` right?
22:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
22:11 nubbins` top of cool
22:11 mircea_popescu o look, saving animals ?
22:11 kanzure that's not quite what peta does
22:11 nubbins` ^ lel
22:11 Vexual chicks could have glue on bluetooth nails
22:11 nubbins` not quite
22:11 kanzure well, most animals end up dead from peta
22:11 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362400 << this shit's too good.
22:11 nubbins` vexual is thinking
22:11 ozbot [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
22:11 benkay i'm not interested in phone technology any more until you bolt it into my aural nerves and optical nerves or give me an aux display channel irectly into my brain
22:11 mircea_popescu kanzure yeah i was being "ironic". i know what you mean.
22:12 Duffer1 ya crumbs can be fairly entertaining
22:12 mircea_popescu benkay hash while you sleep
22:12 mircea_popescu even better, hash while you smoke.
22:12 kanzure huh? you were being ironic about peta the fund and compared it to peta the org, but the org doesn't save animals
22:12 Vexual ben10, you can get audio thru jaw
22:12 mircea_popescu i was mocking the peta org, which pretends to be saving animals.
22:12 kanzure i see i see
22:12 mircea_popescu sometimes i get layered.
22:12 kanzure saving them as much as the fund i guess
22:13 Duffer1 peta is amazing
22:13 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:13 Duffer1 they're really good at getting actresses topless
22:13 nubbins` kanzure: +1
22:13 nubbins` leel
22:13 Vexual peta is one of those charities that only exists to provide work for themselves?
22:13 mircea_popescu so earlier i was with some amazing chicks and i thought they were pretty good company.
22:13 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:13 mircea_popescu yup.
22:13 nubbins` HA
22:13 Duffer1 i support topless actresses
22:14 mircea_popescu Vexual they're at least in part fucking weirdos who oppose animal ownership out of some sort of fury mental issues.
22:14 Vexual these minxes were dead when i got here
22:15 mircea_popescu since we're discussing peta : http://trilema.com/2012/in-atentia-igppa-autodenunt/
22:15 mircea_popescu (warning : bunny gore)
22:16 kanzure "warning: bunny gore" is assumed because irc
22:16 benkay the entire american left doesn't get two fundamental things about how the world is structured: people are animals too, and all must be "husbanded" in the classic sense of the term.
22:16 Vexual worth translating? any recipies?
22:16 mircea_popescu Vexual i think most of trilema is worth google translating because of the sheer humor value of the results.
22:17 mircea_popescu my english is fucking tense. my romanian is a lot tenser than that, and it throws it for an infinity of loops.
22:17 Vexual lol no doubt
22:17 Vexual i don't know if i can concentrate, now im thinking of rabbit for dinner
22:17 benkay tense?
22:18 mircea_popescu tense.
22:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.355 = 2.485 BTC [+]
22:18 mircea_popescu it's a concept from text analysis, roughly equivalent to "the length in lines of the code that can parse this"
22:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.35502009 = 1.7751 BTC [+] {2}
22:19 Vexual im under no pretense
22:20 benkay crazy how closely the wordform looks like terse
22:20 mircea_popescu hehehe
22:20 pankkake I've tried googletranslating some trilema article, not good results
22:21 pankkake most of the English article already give a desire to TL;DR them
22:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]
22:22 Vexual rabit or duck?
22:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.00086711 = 7.9774 BTC [-]
22:22 pankkake articles*
22:22 pankkake the best animal to eat would probably be a rabbit/duck hybrid
22:22 mircea_popescu you gotta learn patience young obi.
22:22 pankkake well, I'd probably enjoy Trilema as a book
22:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00086705 = 4.3786 BTC [-]
22:23 Vexual is there a book?
22:24 mircea_popescu printed trilema would be something like 5k pages.
22:24 Vexual id probably sit down with a dictionary and have a crack
22:24 nubbins` it'd have to be a serial
22:24 nubbins` maybe start off with a few anthologies to catch up
22:25 Vexual you can't just print your blog and flog it as a book can you?
22:25 nubbins` people have done worse
22:25 benkay the nsa won't let you
22:25 Vexual you wont get a review in the new yorker
22:25 nubbins` see, the problem is the comments
22:26 nubbins` you'd want to keep them, but what if you publish in the middle of a conversation?
22:26 Vexual unless your blog was the inspiration for sex in the city or somelike
22:27 Vexual anyone been in an airport and picked up the mandela fortune?
22:28 BingoBoingo Vexual: Books are pretty much the 0.3 Stable version of Blogs. Graffiti was Blogging 0.2.x, Yelling in a field was blogging 0.0.x, yelling on street corner was blogging 0.1.x, etc
22:28 Vexual im interested to know if shorting bitcoin got printed
22:28 mircea_popescu nubbins` besides, suppose people start a convo later.
22:28 nubbins` exactly
22:28 Vexual yeah, im still on alpha 0.1
22:28 nubbins` what are you gonna do, publish an addendum?
22:28 mircea_popescu i've had articles published in 2011, large convo started in 2012
22:28 mircea_popescu then again later etc.
22:28 mircea_popescu i would guess this is why books are dead.
22:29 nubbins` ah, they just go to bed at a more reasonable hour.
22:29 mircea_popescu (speaking of which, http://trilema.com/2010/cartile-au-murit/ is a really great one)
22:30 benkay the google translation farm just spun up
22:30 Vexual lol
22:30 benkay slowed irc down for a second
22:31 Vexual mp loke putting his dick in googles ear
22:32 mircea_popescu that i do.
22:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.36142 = 0.7228 BTC [+]
22:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20330 @ 0.00086705 = 17.6271 BTC [-]
22:36 Vexual anything for peer review in a crypto journal re nsa dingle?
22:38 Vexual good advertising
22:38 mircea_popescu sure, who you got ?
22:38 Vexual there must be some, ive no idea
22:38 mircea_popescu well then in general sure.
22:39 Vexual im sure you could spin some shit that would get accepted
22:43 Vexual i think my local university may have a subscription to maths for idiots
22:43 Vexual wait no, i think they have an engineering dept
22:45 Vexual there might be some maths nerds with some sway at the library
22:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.36142 BTC [+]
22:46 Vexual sneaking in an article without, how to make might be tricky, but mircea_popescue, so there
22:48 nubbins` he's got you on a technicality there
22:49 mircea_popescu who to the what nao ?
22:50 Vexual dr mr popescue, thankyou for your submission, can you resubmit without the refrences to *insert random shit*
22:52 Vexual dear journal of noone cares, *callous innuendo* no
22:52 mircea_popescu lol
22:53 Vexual i lold
22:55 Vexual not quite as much as when you casually injected the phrase "no homo" into a conversation with a disgruntled casino patron
22:55 Vexual that fucked up a kayboard
22:55 pankkake what about non peer-review scientific whatever?
22:55 pankkake send free copies to some magazines or websites
22:59 mircea_popescu so far assembly is a bitch, paying customers will get first ones.
22:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10370 @ 0.00086833 = 9.0046 BTC [+] {4}
23:00 pankkake DELAYS
23:01 benkay ATOMS ARE HARD
23:01 asciilifeform benkay: '...let's go shopping.'
23:02 Vexual send some to https://pressfreedomfoundation.org/ freebies to here good
23:02 benkay asciilifeform: sorry, not parsing.
23:02 BingoBoingo The trendy thing Vexual is the subset of "Open Access Journals" that take their business model from spamblogs (not that all OA Journals do this)
23:03 asciilifeform http://www.nytimes.com/1992/10/21/business/company-news-mattel-says-it-erred-teen-talk-barbie-turns-silent-on-math.html
23:03 ozbot COMPANY NEWS: Mattel Says It Erred; Teen Talk Barbie Turns Silent on Math - New York Times
23:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10397 @ 0.00087061 = 9.0517 BTC [+]
23:04 kanzure ThickAsThieves: may i pm?
23:05 mircea_popescu would have been better if they replaced it with "special interest group studies are pointless"
23:05 mircea_popescu bonus points if barbie airquoted "studies"
23:05 Vexual lol
23:05 asciilifeform see also: http://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/31/us/while-barbie-talks-tough-g-i-joe-goes-shopping.html
23:05 pankkake is there a slutty barbie?
23:06 Vexual skeletor head barbie, she gets pretty wild
23:06 BingoBoingo Checking the comments it seems this BitBet ought to stay open until the scheduled resolution. http://bitbet.us/bet/479/alabama-will-win-the-ncaa-football-championship-in/
23:07 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo what's the rush anyway.
23:07 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: None. I'm hoping for the plane crash!
23:07 mircea_popescu aww
23:07 BingoBoingo Didn't hedge any on that one
23:08 mircea_popescu https://www.google.com/search?q=thedrinkingrecord&complete=0
23:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.1590023 BTC [+]
23:08 mircea_popescu o hey, check that out
23:08 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo is 90% safe to use.
23:08 BingoBoingo I might have to work on that...
23:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
23:09 pankkake first link is http://www.scamadviser.com/is-thedrinkingrecord.com-a-fake-site.html
23:09 asciilifeform wtf is [PETE]? trades in cat skins?
23:10 asciilifeform *PETA
23:10 pankkake http://i.imgur.com/j8ikH4G.png cause bright red and that cross obviously means safe
23:10 BingoBoingo pankkake: First result Google gives me is www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html
23:11 pankkake well first result without stupid google autocorrect
23:11 asciilifeform 'safe to use.' invites the question, use for what.
23:11 mircea_popescu pankkake it's ux, you don't understand such things
23:11 mircea_popescu because being on irc and other reasons.
23:12 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo re the field tests : false positives are frequent. ask any obgyn, he'll confess about half the women that come on suspicion of being pregnant got a false positive pee test.
23:12 mircea_popescu they're rare if you look from the other end, but if you look from the results end it's a different story.
23:13 mircea_popescu it's not that the test is "faulty", it's that the people using it do not comprehend statistics.
23:13 pankkake hehe. "UX" is like fedoras, the first sign of imposture
23:13 Apocalyptic heh
23:13 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Of course. Sometimes though a little spotting in the panties at an unexpected time was merely nature's way of aborting a mistake.
23:15 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/statistica-resurselor-umane/ < this goes into excruciating detail. i should probably translate it
23:15 ozbot Statistica resurselor umane pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
23:15 mircea_popescu but i'm a lazy ass.
23:16 BingoBoingo Eh, I might make an effort at translating it. It's been a slow news week.
23:17 asciilifeform that's straight out of undergrad statistics exam.
23:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform or slavegirl's minimal mathbook as it were.
23:19 mircea_popescu it's a rare police officer that understands it however.
23:19 asciilifeform this ought to be an actual publication.
23:19 mircea_popescu it should be required reading in 10th grade for an hour
23:19 mircea_popescu it or something very much like it.
23:20 mircea_popescu comprehension of those two pages would cut out a large chunk of fraud perpetrated currently, both in politics and commerce.
23:20 asciilifeform can't even begin to imagine how much nonsense would vapour away if people understood basic maths.
23:21 asciilifeform see poul anderson's 'brainwave.'
23:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00338971 = 1.0169 BTC [+] {10}
23:21 mircea_popescu right.
23:21 thestringpuller unionize MPOE
23:22 asciilifeform here we go. ftp://www.eteka.info/10000/61edf0a0aa0f9d0de6730758d5ef2c98.pdf
23:22 mircea_popescu very much especially basic statistics tho
23:22 mircea_popescu because it's so counterintuitive in unexpected points.
23:22 mircea_popescu even otherwise "good" "scientists" with years of experience fuck up like children]
23:22 Vexual thats why i dont interview
23:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00087463 = 9.3585 BTC [+]
23:23 mircea_popescu take the most egregious, lowest hanging example : 9x% of all psychology studies are done on psych undergrads.
23:23 mircea_popescu how can that be science then ?
23:23 mircea_popescu what if nuclear physics was limited to nuclear physicists ?
23:24 mircea_popescu "today we're putting joe in the fog chamber and throwing janet at him.
23:24 mircea_popescu boy i hope we discover higgs' bruise!"
23:24 asciilifeform funnily, they've almost pulled this off: 'string theory'
23:25 Vexual its like god, if you need it you keep it, if you dont you dont
23:25 mircea_popescu lol string theory
23:25 mircea_popescu good one
23:27 Vexual ameobic pattern learning becomes stats to explain why the former is wrong
23:27 pankkake after all quantum physics is about their cats…
23:29 Vexual im calling peta
23:29 pankkake why do you think peta would mine?
23:29 mircea_popescu peta digs cats see ?
23:30 pankkake there was a pun inside
23:30 Vexual now theres an unemployed spider who used to work for webcrawler
23:30 BingoBoingo Maybe instead of lining with Mink furs, line with cat furs?
23:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3635 @ 0.00087286 = 3.1728 BTC [-]
23:32 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo wow, actually you have most of your work done for you
23:32 mircea_popescu http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2005/01/27.html
23:32 ozbot - Joel on Software
23:33 mircea_popescu i had fogotten joel wrote it up
23:34 pankkake funny thing is, to get that 1% recruiters look for already employed devs
23:35 Vexual if i want a job, i arrive and start working, negotiate the rate after
23:35 mircea_popescu Vexual and if you get horny you arrive and start pumping ?
23:35 Vexual i dont interview well but im goot at stuff
23:36 pankkake good companies should have sexy secretaries to relieve stress
23:36 pankkake sadly this is likely forbidden
23:36 Vexual yeah mircea_popescue, it's kinda my way
23:36 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Shh... Some of Joel's other writings are going to be relevant to a post I'll have sometime in the next year.
23:36 BingoBoingo Not that post, but some others.
23:37 Vexual ill leave if asked, but the usual response is? where did you come from?
23:37 pankkake so basically your blog is quoting trilema and spolsky. any actual content coming? :)
23:38 mircea_popescu quoting is scholarship.
23:39 BingoBoingo pankkake: I quote other things as well.
23:39 nubbins` "quoting is scholarship." -mp
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23:40 pankkake hope so cause I read all of joel over and over
23:41 mircea_popescu joel is pretty good.
23:42 pankkake eh… well if all the "managers" read him the world would be a better place by far
23:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00087463 = 5.1603 BTC [+]
23:43 Vexual whois the_dean
23:44 BingoBoingo pankkake: Useful content takes time to write. So far the best example I have is the RealSolid/McxNow post where I dig through forums threads long considered dead. Actual original synthesis which quotes nothing while still being informative is rare, ThoughtCatalog reportedly is a dumping ground for essays that pretend to do that though.
23:45 pankkake I should blog again. I read somewhere that blogging is a muscle
23:46 pankkake I've had looooong inactivity periods and some bursts
23:46 pankkake perhaps blogging would be better than forum threads
23:46 Duffer1 BB link
23:46 Duffer1 ?
23:46 Duffer1 i'd like to read that
23:47 benkay i like writing but i dislike blogging.
23:47 Vexual yeah its called a website, not a blog
23:47 BingoBoingo pankkake: It couldn't hurt. I mean the more you've blogged the more you can link and stop repeating yourself.
23:48 Vexual im happy thinking that the coiner of blog is a sad sack now
23:48 pankkake I've been doing a lot of "you should have invested in PIF"
23:49 Vexual fuckin with my venacular motherfucker
23:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10987 @ 0.00087496 = 9.6132 BTC [+] {2}
23:49 Vexual that means something different in nyc pankakke
23:50 BingoBoingo Maybe pankkake Write the long form prospectus for PIF on the blog. It seems at the moment though you are leaving out some small things you could do to make PIF even safer.
23:50 mircea_popescu pif le chien d'aportement
23:51 pankkake ;;ud PIF
23:51 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pif | Pif is type of high grade marijuana that is identifiable by its distinct smell and excellent quality. Pif is not a particular strain but usually re...
23:51 ozbot Urban Dictionary: pif
23:51 pankkake oh.
23:51 pankkake PIF the communist dog
23:51 Vexual uptown haze
23:52 mircea_popescu just socialist.
23:52 pankkake well it was from the French Communist Party
23:52 Vexual yeah its cubanm
23:53 mircea_popescu i guess l'humanite etc
23:54 mircea_popescu in fairness it was a lot tamer than most of the bs presented as centrist today.
23:54 mircea_popescu fun fact : i think i still have somewhere ~50 inches of full edition pifs, from about 65 to about 78
23:55 mircea_popescu in year bindings,
23:55 pankkake pif gadget, at least before their reissuance, wasn't really preachy
23:55 Vexual u got a passport pankakke?
23:56 pankkake yes
23:56 Vexual wanna go cuba?
23:56 pankkake nope
23:56 pankkake those editions should be worth a lot
23:56 BingoBoingo Passports are a liability. Better to be an undocumented native whereever you get discovered.
23:57 pankkake I don't think my spanish would be credible
23:57 Vexual im hoping english floats
23:59 Vexual just learn sorry my friend is drunk we need a taxi
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