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00:00 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/why-exactly-reusing-bitcoin-addresses-strengthens-bitcoin-user-anonimity/
00:00 ozbot Why exactly reusing Bitcoin addresses strengthens Bitcoin user anonimity pe Trilema - Un blog de Mir
00:00 mircea_popescu jurov ^ there, speshal for you.
00:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2250 @ 0.00014287 = 0.3215 BTC [-] {2}
00:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27500 @ 0.0008472 = 23.298 BTC [-] {3}
00:15 decimation mircea_popescu: i'm not even reactionary, myself, i've not gotten so far. some visiting french politics professor called me "white" << Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like today if Marx had perished while affixed to the wall of some landgrave's dungeon.
00:16 mircea_popescu well, for one thing we wouldn't need +m here
00:16 mircea_popescu as we'd be the only ones able to read and write anyway
00:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 720 @ 0.000141 = 0.1015 BTC [-]
00:19 decimation My first thought is to rue those insights that would have been lost because some peasant wasn't in the right WoT. Then I remember the concern most nobles demonstrated by searching for talent within their own fields.
00:19 mircea_popescu and that's all for me. catch you tomorrow.
00:20 decimation yeah, me too
00:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17192 @ 0.00084588 = 14.5424 BTC [-] {3}
00:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.07677829 = 0.9213 BTC [-] {3}
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01:04 artifexd OH! I GET IT!
01:05 artifexd It's like an order randomized mixer.
01:07 BingoBoingo artifexd: The reusing addresses thing?
01:07 artifexd Yeah.
01:08 artifexd As in: Send me money. I'll send it to you later. But I may send the next guys money before I send yours. I may also send you a different amount than you sent me.
01:09 artifexd That makes some sort of minor sense for a service that just holds money to send it back to its users, but that logic doesn't do a user of bitcoin any good.
01:11 BingoBoingo artifexd: It can make a ton of good. Someone suspects an address is yours because of a transaction between it and an address you claimed. You can assert, no that's a service's address and disavow it.
01:11 BingoBoingo Among other things.
01:13 artifexd I can also just assert that the address isn't mine. Period. The first time I came into possession of the coins was when they arrived at the address I claimed.
01:14 artifexd I certainly believe that reusing addresses has a time and a place. I'm just trying to wrap my head around the idea that it increases anonymity.
01:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0316021 = 0.316 BTC [-]
01:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.075501 = 0.151 BTC [-] {2}
01:17 artifexd It makes more sense when I notice that mp has never (that I've seen) recommended that users reuse addresses. His statements have always (that I have seen) talked about services reusing addresses. Which... ok. I'll buy that.
01:18 artifexd %t
01:18 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 195 Ask: 235 Last Price: 240 24h-Vol: 126k High: 240 Low: 224 VWAP: 232
01:18 BingoBoingo artifexd: Well the thing is best practices for users involve a degree of esoterism
01:19 BingoBoingo A mix of resuse some addresses never, and reuse some addresses frequently.
01:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.075 = 0.15 BTC [-]
01:20 artifexd Did ATC just hit an all time high?
01:20 BingoBoingo The worst privacy case for an individual though is one one address and only that address forever and ever, amen
01:20 artifexd OMG, yeah. Absolutely.
01:20 BingoBoingo artifexd: No, on Openex it traded up to the 700's
01:21 artifexd That hardly counts.
01:21 BingoBoingo The volume and trade frequency were higher than x-bt's usually is now.
01:21 artifexd Did the guy that wrote openex ever come back? I haven't noticed him since then.
01:21 BingoBoingo artifexd: Not that I know of you can check the forums. His nick is r3wt
01:22 artifexd Ick. Forums. It occurs to me that I don't care that much.
01:23 BingoBoingo That reaction is the same reason I didn't check for you
01:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.454 = 0.908 BTC [+]
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01:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.07695561 = 1.5391 BTC [+]
01:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 32 @ 0.07737491 = 2.476 BTC [+] {5}
01:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.07799991 = 2.106 BTC [+] {4}
01:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 15 @ 0.00717577 = 0.1076 BTC [+]
01:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 15 @ 0.00717577 = 0.1076 BTC [+]
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02:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00085505 = 14.2793 BTC [+] {2}
02:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00085278 = 12.7491 BTC [-]
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03:18 Naphex http://www.polygon.com/2014/5/5/5677734/bitcoin-plex-isk-eve-online
03:18 ozbot Why Eve Online's economist thinks bitcoin could be a scam | Polygon
03:18 Naphex lol
03:19 Naphex garbage article, opionions and arguments how fun
03:22 BingoBoingo Naphex: Did you know there is a clean pathway between Isk and BTC?
03:25 Naphex what do you mean?
03:26 BingoBoingo http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoins-eve-corporation/
03:26 ozbot Bitcoin’s EVE corporation pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:26 Naphex ah yeah i know of it
03:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 260 @ 0.00319713 = 0.8313 BTC [-] {3}
03:29 fluffypony BingoBoingo:http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/05/05/a-pragmatic-test-for-alcoholism/ <- too true
03:29 Naphex bb, heading towards the office
03:29 Naphex late wakeup
03:29 fluffypony I had a girlfriend that said I was an alcoholic because I enjoyed a drink or two or three every night
03:29 fluffypony so I stopped for 6 months to demonstrate I wasn't
03:29 fluffypony dumped her at the end of the 6 months
03:30 BingoBoingo Sounds like a waste of six months you could have spent with a reasonable girl
03:31 fluffypony yep
03:31 fluffypony good lessons to learn when you're young
03:31 fluffypony had an older (wiser) friend say to me "this girl is really difficult to be with"
03:31 fluffypony and I was like "yep, but I love her"
03:31 fluffypony and he was like "but it's too much effort for a girl."
03:31 fluffypony fin.
03:32 Naphex good scene ;]
03:33 fluffypony heh heh
03:34 BingoBoingo !up Clue
03:34 assbot Voicing Clue for 30 minutes.
03:35 BingoBoingo I really hope csshih's employees don't fuck up getting the package out today.
03:36 BingoBoingo Be a shame if he had to with them twice
03:37 fluffypony BingoBoingo: what did you order?
03:37 BingoBoingo !up Sahtor
03:37 assbot Voicing Sahtor for 30 minutes.
03:38 BingoBoingo fluffypony: Flashlights. It's storm season and I learned all of the ones I have around are aging and their bulbs suck
03:38 fluffypony lol
03:38 fluffypony I meant which ones specifically
03:38 fluffypony <- bit of a flashlight nerd
03:38 BingoBoingo nite ize inovas
03:39 bounce two or three drinks a night does qualify for alcoholism in some books
03:39 fluffypony good choice
03:39 BingoBoingo Fuck those books
03:39 BingoBoingo fluffypony: Thank you for the vote of confidence
03:39 fluffypony bounce: I think that the qualifying factor is whether it changes your behaviour
03:40 BingoBoingo No, the line for alcoholism is that stopping drinking impares your ability to continue living
03:42 bounce wikipedia claims delirium tremens only kicks in after a week or so
03:43 bounce IIRC the criterion was like five glasses a week. though it went upward if you're a student, upward again if you're a medical or technical student, and upward again for certain cities with skewed (as in, mostly male) student population
03:43 BingoBoingo Eh, details
03:43 bounce of course; it's do goodery prattle
03:45 BingoBoingo Worse, it's a bunch of forum derp.
03:45 bounce no, official guidance and everything
03:46 BingoBoingo This is the same sort of derp think that gets us people who do stuff like support the bitcoin foundation because it sounds right.
03:47 bounce eh, finance's not supposed to /drink/ anyway.
03:47 BingoBoingo Or support p2p decentralized everythings because if these things are good in some applications, they must be good in all applications, right.
03:48 fluffypony lol
03:48 fluffypony decentralize EVERYTHING!
03:48 fluffypony oh this is my favourite
03:48 fluffypony https://twitter.com/The1KingDragon/status/463477836213264385
03:48 ozbot Twitter / The1KingDragon: The latest @TheCryptoRush: ...
03:48 fluffypony The latest @TheCryptoRush: Dropped php/mysql in favor of node.js/mongodb. Want it faster? Help code: freenode #cryptorush (2/2) #crypto #btc
03:48 fluffypony because what an exchange REALLY needs is eventual consistency
03:49 bounce plenty people have contended that because GUIs look pretty for some applications, if only everybody used GUIs for everything productivity will soar for everybody
03:49 bounce we're still living with the damage
03:50 pankkake and a gay language invented by a homophobe
03:50 BingoBoingo Because excess and poorly contextualized drinking can be destructive, apparently taking more than five drinks must be an illness. As opposed to the medical condition where the body has adapted to the presence of alcohol so much that discontinuing it is harmful.
03:50 bounce dropping php/mysql isn't a bad idea. but the replacement... some people are magnets for failure
03:50 pankkake mongodb is amazing in the sense that 99% of its users do not need it, and create themselves new problems
03:50 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
03:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 713 @ 0.00014273 = 0.1018 BTC [+]
03:51 bounce that's community counselors for you
03:53 bounce could well be from the idea that having people not spend several hundred beer tokens at the local watering hole each and every week would leave them with more money to spend on other things. then again, why aren't they waging national campaigns against audiophoolism? that's even more expensive and braindamaged.
03:55 BingoBoingo bounce: I've actually always suspected the religious case for prohibition was largely influenced by the cost of drinking taking money that could have been tithed
03:56 pankkake ;;google define:tithed
03:56 gribble Tithe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithe>; tithed - definition of tithed by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus ...: <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tithed>; Tithe - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary: <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tithe>
03:57 pankkake ;;google vodka russia taxes
03:57 gribble Legal vodka production falls by one-third in Russia — RT Business: <http://rt.com/business/russia-vodka-production-falls-158/>; Russian Vodka Prices Set to Increase by 30% in July - Forbes: <http://www.forbes.com/sites/markadomanis/2012/05/31/russian-vodka-prices-set-to-increase-by-30-in-july/>; Russia's vodka tax: backfiring – beyondbrics - Blogs - FT.com: <http://blogs.ft.com (1 more message)
03:58 bounce russia running mostly on vodka, I don't suppose that'll change any time soon
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04:15 BingoBoingo !up steven-__
04:15 assbot Voicing steven-__ for 30 minutes.
04:15 BingoBoingo !up Dimsler
04:15 assbot Voicing Dimsler for 30 minutes.
04:16 steven-__ thanks
04:17 BingoBoingo steven-__: You're welcome. What brings you to these parts?
04:18 steven-__ I have been idling here for some time still learning
04:18 steven-__ not very active tonight
04:19 BingoBoingo Cool. Yeah, it's kind of a slow night. Anythings you do in Bitcoin or would like to do in Bitcoin?
04:19 chetty the peaceful time of day
04:20 steven-__ I'm still warping my head around it all, so not yet
04:22 BingoBoingo steven-__: That's probably the safest thing. Probably wouldn't hurt to acquire some coin and dispose of some coin as practice if you haven't done much other than read yet.
04:23 BingoBoingo Another interesting exercise is holding coin and keeping it safe from technical threats and ill advised spending
04:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2526 @ 0.00013807 = 0.3488 BTC [-] {6}
04:27 steven-__ I have held coin on and off for 2 years but never in any sort of safe way
04:29 Naphex http://bitcoincharts.com/markets/btcxchangeRON.html woot! :D
04:29 ozbot Bitcoin Charts / Markets / btcxchangeRON
04:30 BingoBoingo The only better time to practice than before is now
04:31 Duffer1 what is ron?
04:31 steven-__ romanian money
04:31 Duffer1 ah romanian leu
04:35 Naphex yeah
04:35 Naphex just bought a new PC 17,224.89 Lei :(
04:36 Duffer1 o.0
04:36 pankkake what's lei? the doge to ron's bitcoin?
04:36 Duffer1 alienware or did you build yourself a rendering machine?
04:36 Naphex nah built
04:37 fluffypony http://i.imgur.com/AfSp6X7.jpg
04:37 Duffer1 5.3k usd, must be a beast
04:37 Naphex Asus AMD Radeon R9 295X2, 8192MB + Asus X79 RAMPAGE IV BLACK EDITION was the expensive part
04:37 Naphex :p
04:37 fluffypony "Porn has never looked so good!" - Naphex with his new PC
04:37 Duffer1 4k porn? :P
04:38 fluffypony *rendered*
04:38 Naphex hehe, is there any though?:D
04:39 Naphex i'm gonna use it for mining :)))
04:39 Naphex just kidding
04:39 Naphex haha
04:40 Duffer1 lmao
04:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00085329 = 12.5434 BTC [+]
04:44 steven-__ i noticed you guys have a lot of support for sterling
04:44 steven-__ its really misplaced he has been a shit owner for years
04:44 steven-__ and they are just pushing him out now that his team is good
04:44 steven-__ http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/090624
04:44 ozbot Bill Simmons writes an open letter to Blake Griffin on the eve of the NBA draft - ESPN
04:44 BingoBoingo Well if someone wants to own a turd, they can own a turd.
04:45 BingoBoingo !up steven-__
04:45 assbot Voicing steven-__ for 30 minutes.
04:45 steven-__ they let him own a turd
04:46 BingoBoingo ANd now they won't.
04:46 steven-__ but now that its not a turd they took it away
04:46 steven-__ yes
04:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00085568 = 16.1724 BTC [+]
04:46 steven-__ this racism thing is just a way to sell it to the masses
04:47 BingoBoingo Or sell it to Magic Johnson.
04:48 steven-__ sell the story of them taking away the team to the masses not the team itself
04:48 steven-__ but yea magic was my first thought but he is pretty busy bringing a NFL team to la
04:49 BingoBoingo Hopefully it's the Rams
04:51 steven-__ They have been saying that for years
04:52 steven-__ hopefully now that magic is involved they can get it done
04:54 fluffypony http://valleywag.gawker.com/is-this-the-worst-tech-idea-of-2014-1570504945
04:54 ozbot Is This the Worst Tech Idea of 2014?
04:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07849989 = 0.471 BTC [+] {2}
04:57 pankkake it's actually pretty much like the cloud
04:58 pankkake and shows how non-revolutionary "clouds" are, not how how stupid that one is
04:59 steven-__ I thought that post was just native advertising
05:00 steven-__ the first makespace post
05:00 pankkake http://www.crunchbase.com/organization/makespace "Categories:
05:00 pankkake None, Storage"
05:00 pankkake None, accurate
05:01 fluffypony lol
05:01 fluffypony pankkake when are we starting a business? we can call it "the Dropbox of water"
05:01 fluffypony and store it in clouds
05:02 pankkake http://scoopertino.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/apple_water_page.jpg
05:02 steven-__ i wonder if you lose your stuff like data in other failed startups
05:03 fluffypony lol
05:05 BingoBoingo Of course you do
05:05 steven-__ this really just seems like http://www.pods.com/ with smaller boxes
05:12 BingoBoingo It is
05:18 BingoBoingo !up steven-__
05:18 assbot Voicing steven-__ for 30 minutes.
05:23 BingoBoingo !up periscope
05:23 assbot Voicing periscope for 30 minutes.
05:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.03276275 = 0.2949 BTC [+] {2}
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05:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 700 @ 0.00019799 = 0.1386 BTC [-]
05:53 BingoBoingo http://thecodelesscode.com/case/143
05:53 ozbot The Codeless Code:
06:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0784999 = 0.157 BTC [+]
06:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31420 @ 0.00085303 = 26.8022 BTC [-] {2}
06:27 mircea_popescu good morning ass...ets.
06:28 fluffypony lol
06:30 mircea_popescu artifexd: It's like an order randomized mixer. << something like that.
06:31 mircea_popescu it's not technically that, because in point of fact you *can* implement with single use addresses the same system. however, you could also not have, and likely the presumption will be that you have not. so it's more like proof that you have than anything
06:32 mircea_popescu artifexd: I can also just assert that the address isn't mine. Period. << absolutely. on the other hand, reusing addresses actually makes the stupidirty of "calculating taint" much more expensive.
06:33 mircea_popescu not only in tech terms, but also in intellectual terms. ie, the nonsense one has to believe in other to believe in taint.
06:33 mircea_popescu this happens to be how one defends himself from stupidity : by making the intellectual cost of stupidity skyrocket.
06:33 mircea_popescu like, derps believe "there is a god above" ? well, let's put some satellites in orbit, see what they do then ? ah, they still believe it, except it's now above-er ? win.
06:35 mircea_popescu artifexd: It makes more sense when I notice that mp has never (that I've seen) recommended that users reuse addresses. His statements have always (that I have seen) talked about services reusing addresses. << yes, this is an important, and also correct, observation.
06:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 41 @ 0.07684537 = 3.1507 BTC [-] {5}
06:37 mircea_popescu ;;seen r3wt
06:37 gribble r3wt was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 weeks, 0 days, 11 hours, 25 minutes, and 14 seconds ago: <r3wt> ;;bcauth r3wt
06:38 mircea_popescu Naphex: garbage article, opionions and arguments how fun << they've been having an eve corp whose shares are traded in bitcoin/equiv MPOE shares for... a year now ? more ?
06:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.07626913 = 1.6017 BTC [-] {3}
06:38 mircea_popescu a nm, it got linked.
06:39 mircea_popescu fluffypony: so I stopped for 6 months to demonstrate I wasn't << alternatively you could have belted her butt to demonstrate it's not her place to say. better for humanity, because she probably went on to write opinionful articles about things.
06:39 fluffypony mircea_popescu: yeah...part of it was also to prove to myself I wasn't an alcoholic:)
06:40 mircea_popescu see, i can appreciate that sentiment, but it has a hole in it
06:40 mircea_popescu because inasmuch as it's in your hands, abstaining for an arbitrary period from x does not prove you don't have an addiction.
06:41 mircea_popescu the only logically sound way this proof works is if you're a slave and your master orders you to stop, without a specific timeframe. then yes.
06:41 fluffypony but does slavery == addiction ?
06:42 mircea_popescu no, slavery = outside of your control.
06:42 fluffypony oic oic
06:42 mircea_popescu there's nothing to negotiate, see ? whereas as long as you are your own master for all you know your adiction is making a deal
06:42 mircea_popescu for its immunity.
06:43 mircea_popescu now, this certainly isn't to say that taking a break is not a good idea.
06:43 mircea_popescu all it says is that it's indicium not proof.
06:44 mircea_popescu fluffypony: and he was like "but it's too much effort for a girl." << check it out thickasthieves, it's http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-03-2014#591323 all over again :D
06:45 mircea_popescu ;;later tell thickasthieves ^
06:45 gribble The operation succeeded.
06:45 mircea_popescu mwahahaha
06:45 fluffypony well that's the lesson that I learnt
06:45 fluffypony it shouldn't be difficult
06:46 mircea_popescu sanity shouldn't be difficult. in practice, nothing else is quite as difficult.
06:46 mircea_popescu for from the crooked timber of humanity...
06:47 fluffypony no straight thing was ever made
06:48 mircea_popescu bounce: two or three drinks a night does qualify for alcoholism in some books << it very much depends on ethnicity and culture. your average samoan doing three vodka shots each day will be fucking dead from it.
06:48 mircea_popescu jurov on the other hand, gets meningitis of the uvula from not drinking enough.
06:50 mircea_popescu bounce: eh, finance's not supposed to /drink/ anyway. << oddly, all good doctors i ever knew smoked like turks, and all good finance people were drunks. check out romania's cb president pro vita, his face has the distinct red marks of enjoying wine.
06:53 mircea_popescu bounce: dropping php/mysql isn't a bad idea. but the replacement... some people are magnets for failure << i suspect mysql (just by itself) may actually be a better choice than mongodb.
06:53 fluffypony agreed
06:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17600 @ 0.00085636 = 15.0719 BTC [+]
06:56 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: bounce: I've actually always suspected the religious case for prohibition was largely influenced by the cost of drinking taking money that could have been tithed << actually, it was leftover from english historical issues. "nitially gin was a welcome industry in England because it allowed a new class of consumption for grain, thus promising to elevate the prices of grain and so the profits of the landed ge
06:56 mircea_popescu ntry. Within a generation or two the prevailing winds changed, and most all of “Victorian morals” can adequately be reduced to and explained in terms of, the lords pushing their sponsored priests to go to war on their behalf, under the banners of “other people should drink gin so as to make the lord money, but the people of this parish should not drink gin so as to be able to work long and hard, thus making the l
06:56 mircea_popescu ord money”. That schizoid insanity is still torturing our fledging northern colonies to this day. "
06:56 mircea_popescu via teh divine cunt's footnotes. http://trilema.com/2013/the-divine-cunt/#footnote_0_50163
06:58 mircea_popescu Naphex: http://bitcoincharts.com/markets/btcxchangeRON.html woot! :D << wd.
06:59 mircea_popescu 30day vol 487.65107709 BTC, not so bad at all.
07:00 mircea_popescu fluffypony: "Porn has never looked so good!" - Naphex with his new PC << "who said you can't mine btc on your pc in 2014 ?!"
07:01 fluffypony lol
07:01 mircea_popescu damned shit. this read logs later and comment deal doesnt work because instead of being beaten by like .5 seconds
07:01 mircea_popescu im beaten by like six hours
07:02 mircea_popescu steven-__: and they are just pushing him out now that his team is good << intel told me the same thing. "stfu with sterling, you're embarassing yourself. he's been an idiot worse than steinbrenner, nobody cared because the team used to suck."
07:04 mircea_popescu !up sl01
07:04 assbot Voicing sl01 for 30 minutes.
07:06 mircea_popescu fluffypony: pankkake when are we starting a business? we can call it "the Dropbox of water" << call it the dropbox of beer. you can go arounbd other people's tables and offer to store it for them.
07:07 fluffypony lol
07:07 fluffypony in my belly
07:07 mircea_popescu and speaking of nonsensical us stuiff that's really just inherited from europe, does this melody sound familiar to anyone ?
07:07 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/embed/zikcHnimsxk
07:07 ozbot Die Wacht am Rhein - YouTube
07:07 mircea_popescu uh wrong one
07:07 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=784KEIiga40
07:07 ozbot Heil Dir Im Siegerkranz ( Deutsche Kaiserhymne ) - YouTube
07:07 mircea_popescu there.
07:19 Naphex mircea_popescu: ykr, not bad at all :D
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07:35 HeySteve hello
07:37 jurov hey
07:37 jurov !up Lee-
07:37 assbot Voicing Lee- for 30 minutes.
07:38 mircea_popescu !up steven-__
07:38 assbot Voicing steven-__ for 30 minutes.
07:38 mircea_popescu off to town, back later
07:41 jurov !up ericmuyser
07:41 assbot Voicing ericmuyser for 30 minutes.
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07:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07633809 = 1.1451 BTC [+] {3}
08:03 Apocalyptic .d
08:03 ozbot 8.001 billion | Next Diff in 1022 blocks | Estimated Change: 5.1830% in 6d 17h 29m 22s
08:05 HeySteve if you follow altcoins, this site rates them by market, repository and social media activity, may be useful data: http://www.coingecko.com/
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08:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20600 @ 0.00085299 = 17.5716 BTC [-]
08:22 danielpbarron I haven't had more than a few sips of whiskey over the course of the last few months, not because I wanted to stop drinking, but because it just didn't occur to me that I had stopped
08:33 HeySteve Wi' tipenny, we fear nae evil; Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil!
08:36 TomServo http://cryptome.org/2014/05/bitcoin-suicide.pdf
08:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 274 @ 0.07088025 = 19.4212 BTC [-] {38}
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08:55 fluffypony http://pdfnomo.re/bitcoin-suicide/
08:55 fluffypony for those that don't want PDF fuckery
08:55 pankkake nice
09:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.072 = 0.432 BTC [+]
09:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.06474168 = 0.6474 BTC [-]
09:16 TomServo HeySteve: fix your junk
09:19 asciilifeform re: http://cryptome.org/2014/05/bitcoin-suicide.pdf - spectacularly terrible paper
09:20 asciilifeform recommended to everyone, for 'entomological' study.
09:21 TomServo ^ agreed.
09:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00085486 = 14.1907 BTC [+]
09:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00447161 = 0.1789 BTC [+]
09:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.033 = 0.132 BTC [+]
09:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0316021 = 0.316 BTC [-]
09:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 26 @ 0.03382226 = 0.8794 BTC [+] {4}
09:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 24 @ 0.03424999 = 0.822 BTC [+] {9}
09:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.03154036 = 0.2208 BTC [-] {4}
09:58 davout kakobrekla: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=597647.0;topicseen <<< the forums realises why two cans and a string
09:58 kakobrekla stop with the slander
09:59 kakobrekla retards talking about retards who did this retard thing but retards now have a retarded fix
09:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7966 @ 0.00085537 = 6.8139 BTC [+]
09:59 pankkake so basically Bitstamp creators watched Office Space?
10:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11134 @ 0.00085299 = 9.4972 BTC [-]
10:00 kakobrekla i had a picture where they charged me 0.01 to give me 0.
10:01 davout kakobrekla: infinite fees
10:01 kakobrekla actually, they charged me 0.01 to take 1 satoshi from me
10:01 kakobrekla that was the case.
10:01 davout noyce
10:02 kakobrekla https://bitcointa.lk/threads/bitstamp-scam-accusation-fixed-with-friendly-resolution.134066/page-2#post-2257684
10:02 ozbot Bitstamp Scam Accusation (FIXED WITH FRIENDLY RESOLUTION) | Page 2 | Bitcointa.lk
10:03 kakobrekla >kakobrekla, Jun 5, 2013
10:03 kakobrekla they are a year behind?
10:05 davout that's a progress
10:06 kakobrekla davout but you know its only cents!!
10:06 kakobrekla :\
10:08 davout "Nothing wrong with rounding but charging a fee on every chunk is a plain old SCAM." <<< that guy has it exactly backwards
10:09 kakobrekla the forum is backwards
10:09 kakobrekla rotate your screen 180
10:09 kakobrekla so the lcd panel is turned towards the wall
10:09 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/03PNZ2E.txt)
10:09 Duffer1 !bash 3
10:10 davout LOL
10:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 67 @ 0.00324974 = 0.2177 BTC [+] {2}
10:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00085636 = 8.1354 BTC [+]
10:27 fluffypony http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/5/6/nsa-chief-google.html
10:27 ozbot Exclusive: Emails reveal close Google relationship with NSA | Al Jazeera America
10:30 mircea_popescu "We claim that these built-in properties are not as brilliant as they are sometimes claimed."
10:30 mircea_popescu how is this a fucking claim.
10:31 mircea_popescu did they stop sending kids to school altogether in the english space ?
10:32 asciilifeform 'people will rent cloud for five minutes and double-spend.'
10:33 mircea_popescu lol.
10:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0752 = 0.5264 BTC [+]
10:33 asciilifeform as if infinite cpu just sat there, on the shelf, its price entirely unaffected by this hypothetical.
10:33 mircea_popescu the funny thing about that paper is, of course, that altcoin is being used currently exactly as experimental proof that his theory is nonsense.
10:33 mircea_popescu %diff
10:33 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 455357.13 Est. Next Diff: 140491.07 in 1544 blocks (#32256) Est. % Change: -69.15
10:34 mircea_popescu there, 70% drop, go doublespend or w/e, show me how altcoin dies because whoa, sudden mandated diff changes.
10:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.0008621 = 0.1724 BTC [-]
10:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.45500002 = 1.82 BTC [+]
10:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07528666 = 0.4517 BTC [+] {2}
10:36 pankkake altcoins received plenty of successful double spending attacks
10:36 mircea_popescu pankkake his "claim" is his claim.
10:36 asciilifeform there is the little detail that a (detectable) double-spend more or less buries a coin
10:36 pankkake cpu coins are especially vulnerable to cloud mining
10:37 pankkake no, altcoiners are morons, don't forget
10:37 pankkake but really you don't need a huge pdf to understand that
10:38 asciilifeform let's picture a source of hashing cycles, publicly auctioned. how would it not be subject to the same bidding dynamics as presently existing miners?
10:38 chetty http://www.themoscowtimes.com/business/article/putin-passes-law-requiring-38bln-security-payments-from-visa-mastercard/499532.html
10:38 asciilifeform i.e. how would the cost of a double-spend possibly go down ?
10:39 mircea_popescu http://pastebin.com/n8T3RXWF
10:39 ozbot Subject: This is your daily reminder that you are stupid and should speak less - Pastebin.com
10:39 asciilifeform lol!
10:39 asciilifeform did he actually ask to be let in?
10:42 mircea_popescu i don't think so.
10:42 mircea_popescu because why would he need to, right, because in the virtual reality he inhabits he is qualified.
10:43 pankkake so I guess it's like writing "no girls allowed" in your treehouse
10:43 mircea_popescu like you know, whatever fucking shaman in the depths of africa rubbing sticks together "knows" and consequently doesn't need to obtain a license to opine on matters of medicine
10:43 asciilifeform as far as i can see, author is a (self-proclaimed) academic
10:43 mircea_popescu pankkake no. it's like writing "fraudulent pracitce of medicine will be prosecuted" on the hopsital
10:43 mircea_popescu somewhere in the god forsaken thirld world where this isn't somehow self-obvious.
10:43 asciilifeform all of this inescapably reminds me of james randi's flower pot.
10:43 mircea_popescu like you know, kansas, kenya, take your pick.
10:44 asciilifeform 'i have psychic powers!' - 'tell me what is under the upturned pot.' 'fuck you i'm dragon.'
10:44 asciilifeform if someone were to find an actual exploit, of whatever kind, in whatever coin, the 'proof of the pudding' would be - 'in the eating.'
10:46 artifexd <mircea_popescu> http://pastebin.com/n8T3RXWF <- Did you write that?
10:46 mircea_popescu just sent it yes.
10:46 ThickAsThieves http://devilsadvocate.biz/be-one-of-us/ (also note i added bitbet ad to footer, thanks mike_c!)
10:46 ozbot Be One of Us
10:47 mike_c ah cool :) improved version is imminent.
10:47 mircea_popescu why ty
10:47 asciilifeform in other news: 'the U.S. should consider getting its astronauts to the International Space Station using a trampoline.'
10:48 mircea_popescu kinda old news that
10:48 asciilifeform yeah i haven't kept up. no idea if there's a lockheed contract for trampoline yet.
10:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform what flower pot is that btwe ?
10:49 ThickAsThieves i forget, what the heck does Got Milk? mean on Bitbet anyway?
10:49 mircea_popescu well considering what the inexistend fighter jet has cost alreayd, i can only imagine what a shuttle would cost the usg
10:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 29 @ 0.03300256 = 0.9571 BTC [-] {7}
10:49 mircea_popescu you know, "most military expenditure in the world", then russia pisses in your ear whenever it feels like.
10:50 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves two years ago, usagi was doing this complex layered cake of very badly structured "corporations" that kept trading with each other then failing to execute the contracts etc. deprived kept calling him on it. for months, 100s of pages.
10:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 15 @ 0.03300449 = 0.4951 BTC [+] {2}
10:50 mircea_popescu eventually usagi had a nervous break down, wroiter this post about how he can't get any sleep because he keeps having to defend "his good name" and he is selling his guitar and w/e to pay off debts
10:50 asciilifeform some years ago, stage magician james randi challenged psychics, soothsayers, esp artists, etc. to tell him what lies under an overturned pot in his basement.
10:50 mircea_popescu and "we" need to stop because this can't be everything is a scam milk is a scam kjfdshgkshdkgjsfd
10:50 mircea_popescu so we just took the "milk is a scam" thing.
10:51 ThickAsThieves hrm
10:51 ThickAsThieves maybe time to grow out of it?
10:51 mircea_popescu grow out of it ?
10:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03299998 = 0.264 BTC [-]
10:51 ThickAsThieves i'll rephrase
10:51 ThickAsThieves it' sstupid
10:51 mircea_popescu yes, that's what brands are : stupid to the clueless. like say the word "brand"
10:51 mircea_popescu say it 500 times fast, check out how stupid it seems.
10:52 danielpbarron does it make sense to have an escrow service provider sign a contract? or is this not necessary since he's the trusted 3rd party anyway (i think he should sign a contract, but he insists otherwise)
10:52 mircea_popescu danielpbarron who's the guy and why's he refusing to sign a contract ?
10:52 danielpbarron well, not refusing, but strongly disagreeing
10:52 ThickAsThieves but you just clued me
10:52 danielpbarron Michail1
10:52 mircea_popescu the rules are that contracts are mandatory if either party desires, but may be waived as unnecessary if both parties wish to
10:52 ThickAsThieves and effect hasnt changed
10:53 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves what's so stupid about it ? it's sort-of like Ford having "Got Black?" on its corporate website.
10:53 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: what the inexistend fighter jet has cost << what would it have cost ussr to build a flat screen tv ?
10:53 mircea_popescu because, of course, "customers can have a car any color they want"
10:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform afore or after the chinese took over the us ?
10:53 asciilifeform recall an incident i described some months ago, of getting ordinary circuit boards baked at a u.s. plant.
10:54 asciilifeform they cost considerably more than their weight in platinum.
10:54 mike_c ThickAsThieves: eventually there will be a yahoo answers entry about "why does bitbet say 'got milk'" and it will be ok :)
10:54 asciilifeform this kind of thing permeates everything.
10:54 ThickAsThieves at first glance, it's confusing and distracting. then upon learning, it's just an inside joke mocking some nobody
10:54 mircea_popescu "It’s an ugly thing, watching all these kids shoot from the hip." << ThickAsThieves haha actually i kinda enjoy it for the comedy value
10:54 ThickAsThieves mike_c lol
10:54 ThickAsThieves but mp i'm sensitive!
10:54 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves yeah, i see it more that way. it's a little nook, something to discover, some way to be "in".
10:55 mircea_popescu nobody cares about usagi, but some people - such as for instance I - care about the fact that we were doing insider jokes in 2011.
10:55 asciilifeform or - for that matter - the recent discussion about what it costs to house a google worker, and why
10:56 mircea_popescu myeah.
10:56 ThickAsThieves i guess it at least goes to your word promising to blacklist people
10:56 ThickAsThieves i look forward to the realization of blacklisting methods for Wired and such
10:57 mircea_popescu like next time WiredHerp comes here to ask questions and all he gets is a link to them being banned ? and an invitation to get his editor to fire the offending party and publish a retraction cum apology ?
10:57 mircea_popescu doesn't seem hard to do.
10:58 ThickAsThieves i just can't resist thinking "wtf does it say 'got milk' on this header, but doesnt even say 'bitcoin'?!"
10:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1726 @ 0.00013776 = 0.2378 BTC [-] {6}
10:58 mircea_popescu why would it say "bitcoin" ?
10:58 mircea_popescu not like i own the trademark.
10:58 ThickAsThieves i mena i guess it's all in the name
10:59 ThickAsThieves for teh SEOz
10:59 ThickAsThieves but there're usually bets with Bitcoin in them
10:59 mircea_popescu i got affiliates, supposedly. let them do the seoz.
10:59 ThickAsThieves i guess i should add alt text to the ad on my site
11:00 mircea_popescu as is customary with the free market, the more you work the more you get :D
11:00 artifexd Add another layer of abstraction to the inside joke by changing "Got Milk?" to "Milk Life"
11:00 artifexd Or, you know, don't.
11:01 mircea_popescu eh, changing designs. what is this, the web ?
11:01 * asciilifeform thinks back to the discussion of which animals to milk, held at mp's meetup.
11:01 mircea_popescu lol you'll have to refresh me
11:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.07011902 = 2.8048 BTC [-] {6}
11:02 asciilifeform where vegetarian (TaT?) - 'animals didn't ask to be milked' - me: 'then let's milk the ones which we can ask'
11:02 ThickAsThieves it probly involved - is breadt milk vegan?
11:03 asciilifeform aha yes
11:03 ThickAsThieves breast*
11:03 mircea_popescu "You see, other than by chance, it is impossible to properly communicate and convince an audience of your position when you are deluded from where you stand in the first place." <<< you just summarized us dating.
11:03 mircea_popescu oh lol
11:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.069605 = 4.1763 BTC [-] {5}
11:04 mircea_popescu obviously, lactating animals are all desperate to be milked.
11:04 mircea_popescu mastitis = death otherwise.
11:04 mircea_popescu try not milking a cow for a day see what it does.
11:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.0694 = 1.5268 BTC [-]
11:04 ThickAsThieves well try not milking a cow for 9mos too plz
11:04 asciilifeform cow's a bit of a pathological case. but sure.
11:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform afaik labrats with dead litters get it too, and die.
11:05 mircea_popescu the common house cat idem
11:06 bitcoinpete https://twitter.com/NATOSource/status/463373724960301056/photo/1 <<canadians and romanians getting together outside irc. a thing of beauty
11:06 ozbot Twitter / NATOSource: Photo: Six CF-18 Hornets flying ...
11:06 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves the editing dept sez : "deluded AS TO where you stand"
11:07 ThickAsThieves thx
11:07 ThickAsThieves i meant it as deluded (away) from
11:08 ThickAsThieves not - from where you stand
11:08 ThickAsThieves but this clears that up
11:08 mircea_popescu apparently that structure always takes "as to".
11:09 mircea_popescu concerned as to her well being, convinced as to the dangers etc
11:09 mircea_popescu "It’s a bit like a man grunting at a woman he’s attracted to. There’s no context, no clarity, no purpose, no potency, no efficacy. No finesse. No nuance. Marketing is an art, not some fucking blunt object for which to clobber your every desire. "
11:09 mircea_popescu dude i like this guy's writing.
11:10 ThickAsThieves well ty, i'm still trying to not sound like a 10th grader
11:10 mircea_popescu that's pretty much it. reddit is an apeman looking for a club to clobber things
11:10 bitcoinpete the greed point is spot on too
11:11 mircea_popescu anyway, sponsorships may work. it's just... they require some elements, such as lordship, that are absent for reddit's case.
11:11 mircea_popescu the canonical case of sponsorship is art, of course.
11:11 ThickAsThieves well any of the methods may work by chance or to some degree
11:11 ThickAsThieves but they are so backwards about it
11:11 mircea_popescu myeaj
11:11 ThickAsThieves they see dogecoin on tv and get jealous
11:12 bitcoinpete ThickAsThieves: then they'll move to doge
11:12 mircea_popescu well, the welfare mass is trying to implement what it thinks high falootin' politix is, which ends up trying to re-implement the nonsense of their socialist masters,
11:12 mircea_popescu which are always exactly backwards.
11:12 mircea_popescu are you the worst fucking nightmare of the proletariat ? claim you're the saviour of proletariat.
11:12 ThickAsThieves indeed, that's something that drives me crazy
11:13 mircea_popescu alinsky-goebbels 101
11:13 ThickAsThieves seeing rednecks fight for things opposed to their own position
11:14 mircea_popescu anyway, not only they shouldn't , but they couldn't hire a professional that knows better.
11:14 mircea_popescu god help the professional hired by a crowd.
11:14 mircea_popescu might as well answer "witches wanted" ads in 1700s salem
11:15 ThickAsThieves maybe, but the attempt would likely manifest into organization
11:15 mircea_popescu only lords may hire professionals, as far as the professionals know their own best interest.
11:15 mircea_popescu there's no such thing as "manifesting into organisation" tho
11:15 ThickAsThieves there's always some guy in charge of collecting the crowd's money
11:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00085271 = 8.186 BTC [-] {2}
11:15 ThickAsThieves that guy gets a rep
11:16 ThickAsThieves maybe learns a thing or two
11:16 ThickAsThieves gets ripped off by a fre "professionals"
11:16 ThickAsThieves if he sticks around then maybe it works out
11:16 ThickAsThieves few*
11:17 ThickAsThieves every one is gonna scalp their share though
11:18 mircea_popescu mebbe
11:18 ThickAsThieves i agree that it's a silly endeavor though
11:20 ThickAsThieves it's also interesting to point out that the only organization purported to promote bitcoin, does no outreach other than public speaking
11:20 ThickAsThieves you cant even fucking learn about Bitcoin on their website
11:21 mircea_popescu anyway, i disagree with the theory the motivator is greed.
11:21 ThickAsThieves you agreed 5mini ago!
11:21 mircea_popescu it seems clear it's either mimetism or brownian motion,
11:21 mircea_popescu which are the same thing, depending on whether you think othyer people are agents or objects.
11:21 ThickAsThieves maybe it's all of that
11:21 chetty greed can apply to things other than money - fame/power etc
11:21 ThickAsThieves i mean greed is certainly there
11:22 ThickAsThieves it's like how people wanted the next asicminer
11:22 ThickAsThieves what they wanted was to be there for the bubble
11:22 ThickAsThieves maybe it's not greed i dunno
11:22 ThickAsThieves but it's tightly wound to it
11:22 mircea_popescu sure.
11:22 mircea_popescu but more in the sense of the will to live, and the quest for survival.
11:23 mircea_popescu they're greedy like bacteriums.
11:23 ThickAsThieves i dunno man, you really think their will to surive is that strong?
11:23 ThickAsThieves or that active?
11:24 bitcoinpete redditers: will to live, asseters: will to power
11:24 jurov bitbet affiliation sucks, i have tried a bit
11:24 ThickAsThieves i dont like calling them redditers cuz it feels like an insult to editors
11:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03350559 = 0.3351 BTC [+]
11:25 jurov seems it applies on only the bet that is linked with ?ref= parameter
11:25 jurov as soon as they start to click around, it gets forgotten
11:25 bitcoinpete redditards, reddites, reddheads...
11:25 ThickAsThieves so ref to home page is pointless?
11:25 ThickAsThieves :(
11:25 ThickAsThieves i wanna OWN my affiliations
11:25 ThickAsThieves for lyf yo
11:26 bitcoinpete https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJeZCZQ96M <<putin on the ritz
11:26 ozbot Putin On The Ritz - Andrew Wyeth Neal - YouTube
11:26 jurov not 100% sure but it seemed that way to me
11:26 ThickAsThieves kakobrekla, care to share the inner workings of affiliate program?
11:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.03309463 = 0.3971 BTC [-] {2}
11:28 ThickAsThieves i see Enky is boycotting Bitstamp
11:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MG] 2000 @ 0.00010001 = 0.2 BTC [-] {2}
11:31 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves> or that active? << yes.
11:32 mircea_popescu it makes women push watermelons through their square inch of a vaginal canal. never underestimate the will to live.
11:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.0318 = 0.1272 BTC [+]
11:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3446 @ 0.00085268 = 2.9383 BTC [-]
11:33 mircea_popescu <jurov> as soon as they start to click around, it gets forgotten << no wai ?!
11:33 mircea_popescu it's site-wide im pretty sure, and root works too
11:33 mircea_popescu kakobrekla ?
11:33 jurov well, i always got some satoshi in few hours following the link was published
11:33 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves you can't own it for lyf lol, you own it for a month
11:34 jurov and nothing ever since.
11:34 jurov *days
11:34 mircea_popescu jurov so maybe referral didn't stick ?
11:34 ThickAsThieves i accept this compromise, thank you for negotiating
11:34 ThickAsThieves :)
11:34 jurov i don't know why it did not stick
11:35 mircea_popescu jurov cause the person made a bet and then forgot about it ?
11:35 pankkake jurov: no it works, the cookie expires at session though. that way I got myself fees by mistake
11:35 mircea_popescu i meant specifically, the referral, as in, the guy you referred.
11:35 ThickAsThieves it's anecdotal, why not just test it
11:35 jurov it expires when window is closed?
11:35 mircea_popescu no it doesn't.
11:35 pankkake when browser is closed
11:36 ThickAsThieves cookies are so misunderstood
11:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.03301945 = 0.3962 BTC [-] {3}
11:36 mircea_popescu pankkake even if you purge cookies when you close browser, it should track you by ip afaik
11:36 pankkake they're delicious delicacies
11:36 pankkake the referal? I doubt it. or I would have gave myself fees forever
11:36 * ThickAsThieves sharpens picthfork, just in case.
11:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.03300675 = 0.3961 BTC [-] {2}
11:37 jurov ^ pankkake this. i have did it myself, i got back fees from the bet i linked directly but that was all
11:38 mircea_popescu well kakobrekla can weigh in when he wakes up
11:38 pankkake or you can watch the cookie
11:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22488 @ 0.00085171 = 19.1533 BTC [-]
11:39 ThickAsThieves gawd, Pando is really starting to annoy me
11:39 jurov heh now i wonder why i just said myself "prolly it should be so" and not investigated further
11:39 ThickAsThieves all this "Since our article, the world is a better place. You're welcome." shit
11:40 Naphex wut is pando?;o
11:40 mircea_popescu why is that jesse draper trying so hard to be "hot" ? she's just some girl.
11:40 mircea_popescu Naphex cali based would-be news source.
11:40 ThickAsThieves http://pando.com/2014/05/05/after-pando-brings-the-facts-to-light-steven-tylers-daughter-ends-quest-to-shut-down-bay-area-band/
11:40 ozbot After Pando’s reporting, Steven Tyler’s daughter ends quest to shut down Bay Area band | PandoD
11:41 ThickAsThieves After Pando shows clear evidence of fraud, Indiegogo responds by… deleting anti-fraud guarantee
11:42 pankkake a "gogo" in French is a fool
11:42 ThickAsThieves heh
11:42 mircea_popescu pankkake ever seen bebes a gogo ?
11:42 ThickAsThieves "What I love about Pando is how quickly it's exposing itself to be ego-stroking spin machine for its investors and their interests." ~ me
11:42 mike_c this is odd. the ref cookie seems to last for an hour..
11:43 mike_c http://i.imgur.com/kUY9nJk.png
11:43 mircea_popescu also, why not call liv tyler liv tyler ? not like she's not in the idbm etc
11:43 ThickAsThieves it's not liv
11:43 mircea_popescu ah
11:43 mike_c feel free to steal my bitbet session now too :)
11:43 pankkake no. oh, another louis de funès, lol
11:43 mircea_popescu ;)
11:44 mircea_popescu <ThickAsThieves> gawd, Pando is really starting to annoy me << they were cool at some point.
11:44 mircea_popescu then pmarca happened.
11:44 ThickAsThieves how is it i find mp's claims to fame palatable, but not theirs?
11:45 ThickAsThieves substance i guess
11:45 chetty reality bites
11:49 mircea_popescu wait i make claims to fame ?
11:49 jurov !up Azelphur
11:49 assbot Voicing Azelphur for 30 minutes.
11:50 ThickAsThieves well you arent scared to attribute outcomes to your own actions
11:50 mircea_popescu o that.
11:51 mircea_popescu maybe it's that "pando" is not a person ?
11:51 ThickAsThieves and that pando has no rep with me
11:51 mircea_popescu maybe it's that the shit they claim makes zero difference, to you or anyone else ?
11:51 mircea_popescu maybe yeah
11:51 ThickAsThieves and that too
11:51 ThickAsThieves omg band name saved!
11:51 ThickAsThieves thank you prince pando!
11:52 mircea_popescu prince pando is actually not a bad name for a flaming cabaret homosexual
11:52 pankkake can't help but think of a pedo panda
11:52 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2011/spamerul-dan-pulic/ << like the guy in that pic
11:52 ozbot Spamerul Dan Pulic pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
11:52 ThickAsThieves lol at thaty pic
11:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 11 @ 0.06474168 = 0.7122 BTC [-]
11:53 ThickAsThieves maybe i'll write a pando hate article and steal all their lovers
11:55 Naphex mircea_popescu: have you ever checked out romanian section of bitcointalk?
11:55 mircea_popescu i dont think it was ever on the girl's list
11:56 mircea_popescu mostly did securities, scam accusations, stuff like that.
11:56 Naphex https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=446503.140 Mining Drama :D
11:57 mircea_popescu "Dupa 24 de apeluri 7 emailuri la care am primit mesaj cu autoresponder in sfarshit pot sa respir cumva."
11:58 mircea_popescu that reads "after 24 calls and 7 emails i can finally breathe somewhat"
11:58 mircea_popescu deepthroat references floatin' in my head...
11:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.07395199 = 3.6976 BTC [+] {3}
11:58 mircea_popescu anyway. sad.
11:59 Naphex "Am platit vreo 15mii $ in total si in situatia mea probabil o sa ii recuperez si sa fac profit candva avand in vedere ca nu platesc curent."
11:59 Naphex :))
11:59 Naphex ah wrong face :(
12:00 mircea_popescu yeah. cocksucker's trying to steal electricity, thinks this is "business".
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.67766560 BTC to 8`520 shares, 31428 satoshi per share
12:01 Naphex http://blackminer.com/ the miner producer
12:01 ozbot Black Miner - ASIC Bitcoin & Litecoin Mining Hardware
12:01 Naphex from bacau i think
12:01 Naphex they don't look that bad
12:02 mircea_popescu not enough there to make any sort of call really
12:03 Naphex still looks like they sold some
12:03 davout mircea_popescu: http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/mpex.co
12:04 pankkake !mp http://dpaste.com/3MRP82K/
12:04 assbot Processing.
12:04 assbot Response: error
12:05 mircea_popescu davout meanwhile it's back
12:05 davout yo
12:05 mircea_popescu fried server++;
12:06 mircea_popescu funny thing is, i got the notification from you about half a second before from tech.
12:07 davout probably because your tech doesn't have a bot running
12:08 mircea_popescu no, more like because they have to use encrypted chan
12:08 jurov heh i got notification too, but was afk
12:08 mircea_popescu anyway. seems a bios chip smoked out. this is what redundancy is for, carry on.
12:09 Naphex never had that happen
12:09 davout dem romanian computers
12:10 mircea_popescu Naphex i have had so many things happen for mpex that i never had happen before i couldn't begin to tel lyou
12:14 mircea_popescu bitcoinpete's reuse address article making some hay on twitter it seems
12:15 Naphex mircea_popescu: why not run a varnish cache for fronting mpex?
12:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3550 @ 0.0008517 = 3.0235 BTC [-]
12:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: bios !?
12:20 asciilifeform botched flash?
12:20 asciilifeform or, literal magic smoke
12:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the board just went
12:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22900 @ 0.00085161 = 19.5019 BTC [-] {2}
12:23 asciilifeform since you said 'bios', i wondered how this conclusion was reached.
12:23 mircea_popescu Naphex this wasn't a front problem, the front was fine all through
12:23 ThickAsThieves i like how Matonis is retweeting an article that says "Take whatever the Core Devs say and do the exact opposite."
12:23 Naphex mircea_popescu: yeah i know, was just asking why not, for just html you'd get a lots of plus
12:23 ThickAsThieves gj bitcoinpete
12:24 mircea_popescu Naphex because it's more code, basically.
12:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform just a guess i suspect. the processors weren't hot enough to smoke.
12:25 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i wonder if matonis actually does get the custom-tailored award thing
12:26 ThickAsThieves award?
12:26 ThickAsThieves oh the blockchain awards?
12:26 mircea_popescu weren't there some awards ? "best atm" etc
12:27 ThickAsThieves yeah i think it's kicking off the conference something
12:27 ThickAsThieves http://www.forbes.com/sites/jonmatonis/
12:27 ozbot Jon Matonis - The Monetary Future - Forbes
12:27 ThickAsThieves he had a job for 1 month writing for forbes
12:27 ThickAsThieves then bitcoin crashed
12:27 ThickAsThieves hehe
12:27 mircea_popescu iirc he had a forbes blogs for a while
12:27 mircea_popescu defo longer than 1 month
12:28 ThickAsThieves oh
12:28 ThickAsThieves 'loa dmore'
12:28 mircea_popescu !up ziggamon
12:28 assbot Voicing ziggamon for 30 minutes.
12:29 ThickAsThieves i have this feeling none of the people i will want to ask questions will have a Q&A session
12:29 Naphex mircea_popescu: you run it on some server before, totally transparent. it will cache most in RAM and deliver, it. it will merge outgoing connections and route them through HTTP 1.1 connections
12:29 ThickAsThieves and i'll end up chasing them down in the red light district
12:29 Naphex save you lots of trouble even from ddosses whatever;p
12:30 mircea_popescu Naphex not saying varnish is bad or anything
12:31 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves didnt you say you liked whoresterdam ?
12:31 ThickAsThieves i do, never tried the whores thoughh
12:31 ThickAsThieves would be much more productive to run into these guys at a coffee shop
12:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0319899 = 0.1599 BTC [+]
12:32 ThickAsThieves in the end my ideal is asking them in public with a crowd
12:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.03199 = 0.2559 BTC [+]
12:33 ThickAsThieves just to be thorough, would you mind phrasing your question for Vehehe exactly?
12:33 ThickAsThieves it seems it'd need multiple parts
12:33 mircea_popescu you got your own head neh ? you get the idea, ask it until you get an answer
12:34 ThickAsThieves but generally you want to know whether and when theyll issue financial statements?
12:34 ThickAsThieves are they a 501c3?
12:34 ThickAsThieves if so i can have my wife get them
12:34 mircea_popescu not whether, but why haven't they.
12:34 mircea_popescu what is he hiding
12:34 ThickAsThieves k
12:35 mircea_popescu did he spend the money on booze, like every single other bitcoin foundaton plat member to date ?
12:35 mircea_popescu such as karpeles ? such as vleisides ? such as etc ?
12:35 mircea_popescu what is his connection to ndrengheta ?
12:35 mircea_popescu was he aware bfl is using the bf logo to scam users ? did he agree to be paid to help with this ?
12:35 mircea_popescu did all the payment end up in the foundation or did he pocket some ?
12:36 mircea_popescu if he didn't pocket any why does he refuse to allow the foundation to publish its books ?
12:36 asciilifeform re: ndrangheta: http://www.malavita.com/diemusik_en.html
12:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00433 = 0.433 BTC [-]
12:36 mircea_popescu does he think it's ok to be both the treasurer and the exec of a foundation ?
12:36 mircea_popescu is this because he wants to prevent the public from discovering how he's been embezziling the donations ?
12:36 mircea_popescu etc.
12:36 mircea_popescu until he answers, you can keep askin.
12:37 asciilifeform allow the foundation to publish its books << what and undress the nsa payola?
12:37 ThickAsThieves btw, i reread the logs yesterday
12:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.074 = 0.37 BTC [+]
12:37 ThickAsThieves and when i said "mah job!"
12:37 ThickAsThieves i totally misunderstood what you were asking bitcoingirl to do
12:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform also a good line :p
12:37 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves hehe i thought so.
12:37 ThickAsThieves didnt realize it was an mpex promo thing
12:39 ThickAsThieves dafuck, their donate page is vastly lacking in info
12:39 mircea_popescu you don't say.
12:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.0324999 = 0.65 BTC [+] {3}
12:39 ThickAsThieves possibly to an illegal degree
12:39 mircea_popescu no ?!
12:39 mircea_popescu dude what the fuck have i been sayinbg for a year over here already!
12:39 ThickAsThieves hehe
12:39 mircea_popescu they ran off top the uk because the us le was starting to ask questions
12:39 ThickAsThieves you know the saying,
12:40 mircea_popescu you can also ask about that, what's the plan, once the uk starts asking questions they move it to panama ?
12:40 ThickAsThieves I'll see it when I believe it.
12:43 ThickAsThieves i emailed legal@bitcoinfoundation.org
12:44 ThickAsThieves we'll see if i get a Murck-y responde
12:44 ThickAsThieves response
12:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.06474168 = 0.1942 BTC [-] {2}
12:47 fluffypony https://twitter.com/The1KingDragon/status/463477836213264385
12:47 ozbot Twitter / The1KingDragon: The latest @TheCryptoRush: ...
12:47 fluffypony WHY
12:47 fluffypony WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING RETARDED
12:48 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQNPxDISus
12:48 ozbot La Musica Della Mafia-A Casanza (Vittorio) - YouTube
12:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29850 @ 0.00085181 = 25.4265 BTC [+] {2}
12:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2010/nu-folosi-lucrurile/
12:48 mircea_popescu there it is.
12:49 chetty http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/05/06/brain-dead-on-the-boardwalk-folks-agree-with-obama-that-not-liking-mexican-food-is-racist-117133?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
12:49 ozbot Brain-dead on the boardwalk: Folks ‘agree with Obama’ that not liking Mexican food is racist -
12:57 mircea_popescu hey fluffypony "Bella 'sta storia e chi la sente, bella la gente ca la racconta, bella la terra ca nun sâ scorda, bella Michela ca nun s'arrènne."
12:57 mircea_popescu so, beautiful the story and whoever hears it, beautiful the people that tell it, beautiful land that won't forget, beautiful michela that won't... yield ?
12:57 mircea_popescu or wtf is arrenne
12:58 fluffypony dialect, I'd have to ask my nonno
12:58 mircea_popescu so ask teh nonno.
12:58 fluffypony phoning him now
12:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.46 = 2.3 BTC [+]
13:01 fluffypony lol plz hold, nonna first has to complain about how she's going blind and my nonno is a lazy ass
13:03 mircea_popescu it waited 3 centuries, it'll wait out your cell battery too :D
13:03 ThickAsThieves michele that won't scar?
13:04 mircea_popescu scar ?
13:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: did that solder job stay affixed?
13:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform for ~ a year.
13:04 asciilifeform neato
13:04 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves nah, i suspect it's a cognate of arrender
13:04 mircea_popescu arrendar*
13:04 asciilifeform looks exactly like those infernal 'dell' power jacks
13:05 asciilifeform i fixed at least 3 as a student, for various folks
13:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform iirc it was a dell.
13:05 fluffypony Beautiful story to who can hear it, nice the people that tell the story, pretty the earth that doesn't forget it, beautiful Michela that didn't forget it.
13:05 mircea_popescu uh
13:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 135 @ 0.00088925 = 0.12 BTC [+] {2}
13:05 asciilifeform a decade later, i still recognized those 3 thermal vias
13:05 asciilifeform lol
13:07 mircea_popescu pain, you know ?
13:07 mircea_popescu best way to form memories.
13:10 mircea_popescu "the idea of "ten million dollars" really need to start meaning something again."
13:10 mircea_popescu lol gawker going nuts. sure it will. 10 mn btc means a scary shitload of alot.
13:11 asciilifeform when do we ask for 10m rubles to mean something ?
13:13 mircea_popescu 10mn rubles mean you've not been drinking enough for a while.
13:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.06474168 = 0.6474 BTC [-]
13:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03300179 = 0.33 BTC [+]
13:23 pankkake https://i.imgur.com/SOMC0BA.png
13:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7819 @ 0.00012213 = 0.9549 BTC [-] {17}
13:26 fluffypony dat increase sekuriteez
13:28 benkay good morning!
13:29 benkay mike_c: thanks for the bitbet rotator :)
13:30 mike_c you're welcome!
13:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 3607 @ 0.00017829 = 0.6431 BTC [-] {32}
13:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00085126 = 21.622 BTC [-] {2}
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.46999993 = 1.41 BTC [+] {2}
13:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.47 = 1.88 BTC [+]
13:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33550 @ 0.00085137 = 28.5635 BTC [+] {2}
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14:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2864 @ 0.00085194 = 2.44 BTC [+]
14:06 mike_c v2, with linking to the right bet:
14:06 mike_c http://www.btcalpha.com/blog/2014/bitbet-afilliate-ad/
14:06 ozbot BitBet Affiliate Ad - Btc Alpha
14:08 fluffypony https://twitter.com/blockchain/status/463736248293941248
14:08 ozbot Twitter / blockchain: Is there anything more ...
14:08 fluffypony "Is there anything more inspirational than a talk about #bitcoin by Andreas Antonopoulos? http://ow.ly/wvuOU @aantonop"
14:08 pankkake so you're not even serving your own address a few percent of the time?
14:08 fluffypony all hail our great overlord Andreas!
14:08 mike_c pankkake: just 0.1%. i'm not greedy
14:09 pankkake well, you should state so then!
14:09 mike_c i kid, i kid.
14:09 pankkake ahah
14:09 pankkake it's easy to bypass with the image only, anyway
14:09 mike_c yeah
14:10 pankkake perhaps leave a donation address, as I would definitively donate if it earned me something
14:11 mike_c if you make any money (and my script doesn't steal it) you can WoT me :)
14:11 fluffypony u wot m8
14:12 pankkake ;;rated mike_c
14:12 gribble You rated user mike_c on Mon May 5 14:54:20 2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: small atc transaction + he does great stuff with btcalpha.com.
14:13 pankkake fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=358820.msg3876565#msg3876565 I'm not sure I was the first though
14:13 fluffypony lol
14:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0734999 = 0.5145 BTC [-]
14:26 thestringpuller ;;ident
14:26 gribble Nick 'thestringpuller', with hostmask 'thestringpuller!~leflor@99-39-97-12.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net', is identified as user 'thestringpuller', with GPG key id 0FF2943DA179E169, key fingerprint 6ACE36E786F39A4ADC4506DE0FF2943DA179E169, and bitcoin address None
14:26 thestringpuller ;;rate pankkake "Gives French people a good name."
14:26 gribble Error: 'Gives French people a good name.' is not a valid integer.
14:27 thestringpuller ;;rate pankkake 1 "Gives French people a good name."
14:27 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user pankkake has been recorded.
14:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 67 @ 0.006023 = 0.4035 BTC [-] {6}
14:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0315111 = 0.1576 BTC [-]
14:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0733999 = 0.1468 BTC [-] {2}
14:40 thestringpuller !ticker m s.mpoe
14:40 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00084554 / 0.00085283 / 0.00085994 (728540 shares, 621.32 BTC), 7D: 0.00083786 / 0.00092644 / 0.00098485 (4953038 shares, 4,588.71 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00095915 / 0.00101 (19816431 shares, 19,007.06 BTC)
14:42 bitcoinpete https://twitter.com/jonmatonis/status/463711450432020480 << matonis discovers the west indes. or at least the teutons
14:42 ozbot Twitter / jonmatonis: On Reusing Bitcoin Addresses ...
14:42 Apocalyptic dat matonis
14:43 thestringpuller dat matonis tho, he's actually wanting to build a relationship with #bitcoin-assets?
14:45 bitcoinpete thestringpuller: almost seems like it
14:46 bitcoinpete don't count him out on timisoara/lower americas next year
14:49 bitcoinpete http://www.theatlantic.com/live/events/new-york-ideas/2014/ <<one of these is nic cary. can you spot waldo?
14:49 ozbot New York Ideas - AtlanticLIVE - The Atlantic
14:50 Apocalyptic pankkake, you wrote "Private keys have only one address" on bitcoinpete's article
14:50 pankkake are you going to nitpick? :)
14:50 Apocalyptic are you really sure you want to claim that ?
14:51 Apocalyptic it's not nitpicking if it's outright wrong right ? :)
14:51 bitcoinpete lol
14:51 fluffypony WWE RAW, Bitcoin Assets Smackdown edition
14:51 pankkake besides the various forms of writing an address, I guess there are RIPEMD-160 collisions?
14:51 Apocalyptic obviously
14:52 fluffypony ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2014-05-05-cc318e9.png
14:52 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:52 BingoBoingo fluffypony: That actually gets said a lot by fans of the same team.
14:53 fluffypony just not of opposing teams
14:53 pankkake the most entertaining part of sports is supporters
14:54 thestringpuller bitcoinpete: i like tho how people are following trilema-esque articles now in relation to bitcoin with the big push from your blog
14:54 thestringpuller originally mircea_popescu said when dealing with the press: "don't, they are too stupid to live" or something thereof
14:55 bitcoinpete someone has to bridge the gap between the intelligencia and the drooling masses
14:55 bitcoinpete it won't happen overnight
14:56 bitcoinpete and i don't mind dealing with the press
14:57 mike_c that gap is unbridgeable. ask hanbot.
14:57 bitcoinpete more blogs like thickasthieves and further helping to broaden our network
14:58 bitcoinpete giving support to what was otherwise a lone voice in the wilderness
14:58 Apocalyptic hum i see cryptorush was discussed this morning
14:58 Apocalyptic haven't these guys given up already ?
14:58 bitcoinpete mike_c the gap for all is unbridgeable, but there are some caught in the thorns that can be freed
14:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2507 @ 0.00085321 = 2.139 BTC [+]
14:59 artifexd As evidenced by the slowly growing population of this channel?
14:59 fluffypony ;;later tell thickasthieves don't worry bro, Reddit's got this, Bitcoin is going to sponsor a UFC fighter: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/24uq2q/how_serious_are_you_about_sponsoring_a_ufc/
14:59 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:00 fluffypony Apocalyptic: no
15:00 mike_c a noble goal, good luck with it :) certainly a task i don't envy.
15:00 Apocalyptic fluffypony:WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING RETARDED // cause they think they can build an exchange
15:00 Apocalyptic whereas they don't have a single clue
15:00 fluffypony Apocalyptic: but don't worry, despite being gutted and having a scam-IPO to rebuild they're going to use MongoDB because it solves everything!
15:00 fluffypony it's WEB SCALE!
15:00 Apocalyptic at this point the only thing that comes to mind is : "i don't even..."
15:01 Naphex scale wat
15:01 Naphex 3 visits/s
15:01 Naphex MUST SCALE
15:01 pankkake mongodb is also decentralized
15:01 pankkake so it solves everything. twice.
15:01 fluffypony pankkake: exactly
15:01 fluffypony who needs 1 trade to be confirmed
15:01 fluffypony when you can have 3 different trades confirmed at the same time
15:01 Apocalyptic "King Dragon @The1KingDragon Security Professional, CEO CryptoRush"
15:01 fluffypony it's like a triple spend
15:01 bitcoinpete artifexd: yes, exactly
15:02 Apocalyptic these are some epic credentials
15:02 pankkake innovative features like negative balances!
15:02 bitcoinpete mike_c: noble goals or nothing
15:03 bitcoinpete .d
15:03 ozbot 8.001 billion | Next Diff in 956 blocks | Estimated Change: 7.4079% in 6d 3h 29m 55s
15:03 fluffypony pankkake: eventual consistency, within 3 weeks!
15:07 thestringpuller bitcoinpete: What do you think will be the "premiere" archive of information? I imagine all the good info in BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves Trilema your's and other blogs will eventually be archived into the "Manual for the Bitcoin n00b"
15:08 pankkake there is the wiki
15:08 bitcoinpete thestringpuller: this is something we've discussed before i believe… and there's no one clear answer.
15:08 bitcoinpete the wiki is one
15:09 bitcoinpete ultimately, there's no replacement for reading the logs and the blogs
15:09 pankkake I guess you end up reading old, important artists with all the links
15:09 pankkake articles*
15:09 bitcoinpete eventually, i see fewer people walking into bitcoin (and assets) like they own the place
15:09 bitcoinpete meaning that those entering the space will appreciate how little they know
15:10 bitcoinpete this humility comes with a measure of diligence
15:10 bitcoinpete and patience
15:10 BingoBoingo thestringpuller: That's a good question. I imagine we'll fill the wiki with important points over time, but in the long run it will probably be spread over the blogs. Maybe when it becomes a concern there might be a discussion of some sort of archive-assets for blogs that lose viability to to operator inability to continue them.
15:10 thestringpuller that's interesting bitcoinpete
15:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.075 = 0.15 BTC [-]
15:10 thestringpuller because i had a discussion recently on the "true n00b"
15:10 thestringpuller a n00b that isn't willfully ignorant
15:11 thestringpuller n00bs that are willfully ignorant will fight to defend said ignorance
15:12 bitcoinpete thestringpuller: the true n00b is already losing interest in bitcoin, though "cryptocurrency in general" still has their attention
15:12 bitcoinpete thus, doge, etc
15:13 thestringpuller ah so the true n00b usually has a short attention span like the kids of the MTV generation @_@
15:15 BingoBoingo Well, it is hard to characterize the eventual trajectory of any given true n00b.
15:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 31 @ 0.03349595 = 1.0384 BTC [+] {4}
15:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.03151121 = 0.2521 BTC [+]
15:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.06474168 = 0.5179 BTC [-]
15:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.0335 = 0.268 BTC [+] {3}
15:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.03151113 = 0.2521 BTC [-] {3}
15:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.06474168 = 0.5179 BTC [-] {3}
15:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.0335 = 0.268 BTC [+] {2}
15:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.0315111 = 0.2521 BTC [-] {2}
15:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.06474168 = 0.5179 BTC [-] {2}
15:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.07249999 = 1.0875 BTC [-]
15:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.0335 = 0.268 BTC [+] {2}
15:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.03151105 = 0.2521 BTC [-] {2}
15:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 8 @ 0.06474168 = 0.5179 BTC [-] {2}
15:20 pankkake ;;later tell ThickAsThieves https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=598237.0 IPVO!!
15:20 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0335 = 0.1005 BTC [+] {2}
15:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.06474168 = 0.1942 BTC [-] {2}
15:22 fluffypony pankkake: YOU TOO CAN OWN A PIECE OF THIS WIKI!
15:22 fluffypony I started typing a reply to them but ya know
15:22 fluffypony I actually can't bring myself to finish it
15:22 pankkake self moderated
15:23 pankkake "Our target is to raise 15 BTC", lol
15:23 fluffypony we should do an IPO for Wikipedia
15:23 fluffypony on BitcoinBourse
15:23 Apocalyptic pankkake is to be chairman imo
15:24 fluffypony definitely
15:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.06474168 = 0.1295 BTC [-]
15:25 asciilifeform fluffypony: going to sponsor a UFC fighter << never having known of 'UFC', i assumed that it referred to an 'unmanned flying competition' - i.e. drone dogfight tourney.
15:26 fluffypony LOL
15:26 asciilifeform which would be indeed interesting
15:26 fluffypony now that I would sponsor
15:26 asciilifeform 'bb' caliber cannons. or, alternatively and more simply, rams.
15:27 bitcoinpete ;;later tell heysteve i haven't seen your links on crytocoinnews so feel free to pass them along!
15:27 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:29 fluffypony ;;later tell mircea_popescu my nonna phoned me back to say that they were discussing the piece of poetry, and she suggests this alternative: "This is a beautiful story for whoever listens to it, beautiful the people that tell the story, beautiful the land that cannot be forgotten, beautiful Michela she will be"
15:29 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:30 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I imagine the drones having hardening foams and nets, seem more likely to cripple competing aircraft.
15:30 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: only the ones with exposed rotors.
15:31 BingoBoingo I could see a sticky hardening foam interfering with the aerodynamics of non-rotor aircraft
15:31 asciilifeform sure.
15:32 BingoBoingo I'm thinking of the stuff developed a while back for non-lethal anti personel use
15:32 asciilifeform there is enough 'design space' to make the tourney interesting. e.g. a smaller and more maneuverable craft is harder to blast with the glue gun, etc.
15:34 asciilifeform excess engines will withstand some glue, but draw more power. use imagination.
15:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4699999 BTC [-]
15:37 asciilifeform some tricks would probably have to be excluded (e.g. radio jamming)
15:37 fluffypony I'm a media whore and got interviewed on a podcast: https://soundcloud.com/zerofiat/zero_fiats-vertcoin-update-05-06-2014#t=11:40
15:37 fluffypony <3
15:37 asciilifeform or, at least, stipulate in the rules that both fighters must share a channel
15:37 asciilifeform (jam opponent, jam self)
15:38 fluffypony bitcoinpete: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/author/gordon-geeko <- HeySteve's profile on CCN
15:40 asciilifeform '"We can turn your computer into a brick," U.S. officials told the
15:40 asciilifeform startled executives, according to a participant in the meeting.'
15:40 asciilifeform http://cryptome.org/2014/05/nsa-scares-ceos.pdf
15:40 asciilifeform please do! i need a brick.
15:41 pankkake is there a rss feed per author on cryptocoinnews?
15:41 pankkake yep! cool
15:41 asciilifeform re: http://www.btcalpha.com/bitbet/825/ad.png -
15:41 asciilifeform ^ this might be a 'badBet.'
15:42 asciilifeform it is possible to trigger earthquake artificially.
15:43 davout asciilifeform: prolly not a mega one tho
15:43 davout :D
15:43 mike_c it has minimum of 8.0 Mw. that would be impressive if manmade.
15:43 asciilifeform davout: how 'mega' would depend on the tectonics of a particular location.
15:44 pankkake can you produce an earthquake for 0.14 BTC?
15:44 davout asciilifeform: are you implying that a human action could have some influence on the tectonic movements leading to an earthquake?
15:44 asciilifeform davout: sure.
15:44 fluffypony pankkake: hah found it
15:44 fluffypony pankkake: http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/author/gordon-geeko/feed
15:44 asciilifeform at least two known methods.
15:45 davout pankkake: doubtful, the last japenese earthquake cost sthg like 750,000
15:45 asciilifeform cost?! to produce?
15:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24579 @ 0.00085321 = 20.971 BTC [+]
15:45 davout asciilifeform: enlighten me
15:45 asciilifeform one - nuke
15:45 asciilifeform other - tesla's apparatus
15:46 davout yeah, thought about that one, might require an extremely massive one tho, or maybe very well positioned
15:47 asciilifeform tesla's apparatus was briefcase-sized. and, according to rumour, the experiment has been replicated since. but, to no one's great surprise, the data in open literature is very scarce.
15:47 davout "other - tesla's apparatus" <<< how? i would have said the second method involved some sort of sending waves through the earth and manage to use some sort of resonance phenomenon
15:47 asciilifeform that was indeed it.
15:47 davout oh, guess i was confused about what tesla's apparatus is
15:48 davout != tesla coils
15:48 asciilifeform no coils involved
15:48 davout THEY'RE COOL THO
15:49 mike_c mythbusters says no tesla earthquake. http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/about-this-show/earthquake-machine.htm
15:49 asciilifeform mike_c: i would expect the results to depend heavily on the surroundings.
15:49 asciilifeform mike_c: ever do the famous oscilloscope and breaking glass experiment?
15:50 mike_c no, you can break glass with an oscilloscope?
15:50 asciilifeform no - with a loudspeaker.
15:50 mike_c smack the glass with the oscilliscope?
15:50 asciilifeform similar to what opera singers have done as a party trick
15:50 davout mike_c: no with a loudspeaker dummy
15:51 mike_c my way sounds easier
15:51 asciilifeform but with an automated widget that determines the glass's resonant freq.
15:51 davout asciilifeform: you go to weird parties
15:51 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17tqXgvCN0E
15:51 ozbot breaking a wine glass using resonance - YouTube
15:52 asciilifeform anyone who played on a swing as a child has experienced a pumped oscillator.
15:53 mike_c whoa. that video is cool. that glass is shaking.
15:54 asciilifeform ;;google tacoma narrows bridge
15:54 gribble Tacoma Narrows Bridges - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Narrows_Bridges>; Tacoma Narrows Bridge (1940) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tacoma_Narrows_Bridge_(1940)>; Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse "Gallopin' Gertie" - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zczJXSxnw>
15:54 asciilifeform same thing, but accidental - on a larger scale.
15:54 mike_c comments on that video are good too :) "Thanks now my crt is broken"
15:55 kakobrekla who rang?
15:55 asciilifeform tesla's hammer is often said to be 'debunked' because, placed in an arbitrary patch of ground, it is unlikely to do much.
15:56 mike_c kakobrekla: we were looking for clarification on bitbet affiliate rules.
15:56 kakobrekla which part
15:56 mike_c like, is referral cookie good for all bets or just the one you sent them to?
15:56 kakobrekla should be good for 30 days
15:56 kakobrekla irrespective of anything else
15:56 kakobrekla but really
15:56 kakobrekla feel free to look at the code
15:56 kakobrekla (js)
15:56 mike_c plus, the ref cookie only seems to be good for an hour.
15:57 kakobrekla whut?
15:57 mike_c when I looked at the cookie it said it expired in an hour.
15:57 kakobrekla when did you set it?
15:57 bitcoinpete fluffypony: good find!
15:58 mike_c http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-05-2014#662090
15:58 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
15:58 kakobrekla http://bitbet.us/js/custom.js
15:59 kakobrekla should be 30 days
15:59 kakobrekla but dunno, ill take a look
16:00 mike_c um
16:00 mike_c JS date time is in milliseconds
16:00 mike_c i think you're missing a (* 1000)
16:00 kakobrekla ZOMG.
16:00 * kakobrekla parted #bitcoin-assets
16:00 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/0233GRF.txt)
16:00 davout !bash 4
16:01 asciilifeform to finish the previous story - not everything is a wine glass. but anything that can be induced to behave like one, can be broken in just this way.
16:03 asciilifeform if you can induce oscillations strong enough to stretch the materials past breaking point.
16:03 asciilifeform (which is exactly how 'brissance' works, in explosion)
16:04 mike_c reason #1483 why javascript is retarded.
16:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11134 @ 0.00085094 = 9.4744 BTC [-]
16:06 kakobrekla mike_c should be fixed nao
16:07 kakobrekla js made me a scammer :(
16:07 mike_c confirmed fixed. cookie expires on June 5 now.
16:08 kakobrekla you got a mention in the sauce.
16:08 mike_c nice :)
16:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20100 @ 0.0008509 = 17.1031 BTC [-] {2}
16:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4699999 BTC [-]
16:46 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/463781829313855488
16:46 ozbot Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: @pro2rat @jonmatonis @bitcoinpete ...
16:46 mircea_popescu god help us.
16:46 mircea_popescu self-lubricating assholes and uvula orgasms could be a reality inside Maude, why not.
16:51 mircea_popescu <pankkake> besides the various forms of writing an address, I guess there are RIPEMD-160 collisions? << a ripemd-160 collision that'd make two diff bitcoin addresses out of one key is kinda improbable even theoretically tho
16:51 pankkake yeah so stop nitpicking Apocalyptic
16:51 mircea_popescu <fluffypony> ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2014-05-05-cc318e9.png << no actually i said that. sorry.
16:52 TomServo mircea_popescu: I seem to recall you mentioning Piketty, but don't recall the context. Was it regarding his book?
16:52 fluffypony mircea_popescu: yes but you're a rational human being
16:52 fluffypony who can think
16:52 fluffypony and reason
16:52 mircea_popescu <mike_c> that gap is unbridgeable. ask hanbot. << hanbot teh bridge builder. in full leather regalia and with three whips and twoi lashes in each hand.
16:52 TomServo More to the point, is his book worth reading?
16:53 mircea_popescu <Apocalyptic> haven't these guys given up already ? << i was kinda surprised myself.
16:54 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/716/btc-worth-over-5000-before-2015/#b18 << 2:1 srsly ?
16:54 ozbot BitBet - BTC worth over $5000 before 2015
16:55 BingoBoingo Bridges built with Ginger roots.
16:55 mircea_popescu <pankkake> so it solves everything. twice. << 8 lines bashed. omfg i spilled. bwahahahaha
16:55 mircea_popescu TomServo yes.
16:56 mircea_popescu and depends what your interest is. my mention was something to the effect of, "some frenchie took the pseudo-statistics that yielded the golf club pattern in climate pseudo-science and applied it to pseudo-economics"
16:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11171 @ 0.00085254 = 9.5237 BTC [+]
16:58 mircea_popescu <Apocalyptic> "King Dragon @The1KingDragon Security Professional, CEO CryptoRush" << FUCK YOU. he's a KING dragon.
16:59 mircea_popescu <fluffypony> pankkake: eventual consistency, within 3 weeks! << for all the beating eventual consistency gets, the sad secret elephant in the room is that all business in the history of business for the past 1k years has been of the eventual consistency types. what do you think double entry accounting is.
16:59 mircea_popescu business runs on ec.
16:59 mircea_popescu thestringpuller yeah ideally the wiki should end up a sort of short story of all the blawgs.
17:00 fluffypony sure, but a cryptocurrency trading website needs to be able to enact trades in real time in a monolithic fashion
17:00 fluffypony !up JorgePasada
17:00 assbot Voicing JorgePasada for 30 minutes.
17:00 benkay ;;gettrust assbot JorgePasada
17:00 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user JorgePasada: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=JorgePasada | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=JorgePasada | Rated since: Tue Apr 29 15:07:18 2014
17:00 benkay he can up hisself, fluffypony
17:00 mircea_popescu yes, this is true, money changers didn't traditionally run like banks.
17:00 fluffypony benkay: yes but I want to talk to him
17:00 JorgePasada benkay: Not gonna make the meetup tonight, I'll be down later in the week though
17:01 benkay see you sometime, frere.
17:01 fluffypony JorgePasada: I see our friends in the Neo&Bee thread don't understand that when you and I say "creditor" we mean "creditor" and not "investor"
17:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0330001 = 0.165 BTC [-]
17:01 mircea_popescu the mystery lemma of -assets is that no matter in what asshole of the world any one assetteer lives, there's at least one that lives within visiting distance.
17:01 mircea_popescu it's almost as if we inhabit a theoretical topological construct rather than irl.
17:03 JorgePasada fluffypony: People throw words around with absolute certainty and complete disregard for actual meaning
17:03 * fluffypony nods
17:04 JorgePasada and the worst part is they don't even try to question their own understanding and/or more accurately drill down on meaning
17:05 mircea_popescu bitcoinpete: eventually, i see fewer people walking into bitcoin (and assets) like they own the place << kinda what i'm trying to get with the trouting various clueless twits a la courtois. "it ain't yo momma's btc, yo! show some respek!"
17:05 asciilifeform did anyone ever ferret out who courtois is/was ?
17:05 mircea_popescu JorgePasada well you know, if one can't reach eventual intellectual consistency through logical means, the only method available is not asking questions.
17:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform some random dood aspiring to academia, i had his page somewhere.
17:07 mircea_popescu http://www.nicolascourtois.com/
17:07 asciilifeform that paper was a true masterpiece of the 'chicken recipe' where the chicken never turned up.
17:07 ozbot Nicolas T. COURTOIS' research in cryptography
17:07 mircea_popescu check out the new/bomb bullets.
17:07 JorgePasada mircea_popescu: Is that the Intellectual consistency through ignorance approach?
17:07 asciilifeform GOST !?!
17:07 mircea_popescu he has an entire list of derp there. "On Subversive Miner Strategies and Block Withholding Attack in Bitcoin Digital Currency"
17:07 asciilifeform how the hell does one cryptanalyze gost without the s-boxes
17:07 mircea_popescu JorgePasada yup. can't be beat.
17:08 mircea_popescu (classical period "invincible ignorance")
17:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes, i was thinking, o look what cryptologia publishes now.
17:09 mircea_popescu i must admit i never looked at one since 2005 or w/e it moved
17:09 asciilifeform didn't miss much.
17:09 mircea_popescu but in the 80s i recall it being somewhat of a big deal
17:09 mircea_popescu course, 80s cryptology. heh.
17:10 JorgePasada mircea_popescu: The scary part is when they fit data to their ideas/ideals instead of the other way around
17:10 JorgePasada Hard not to though
17:10 * mircea_popescu puts on his metaphysician hat. JorgePasada nothing that necessarily is could be scary, necessarily
17:10 asciilifeform as far as i can see, this fellow's a genuine, if unimaginative crypto type. and bitcoin is now part of the mandatory 'gentleman's set' of topics such a creature must at least pretend to show an interest in. hence paper.
17:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform exactly.
17:11 JorgePasada :-) Too meta for today, I'm in getting shit done mode before this Amsterdam trip.
17:11 mircea_popescu and the way he goers about it makes one fucking petrified of these folks' general competence and ability as displayed at the daily business of their chosen field.
17:11 asciilifeform this is a sadder discovery than i expected - (expected a green grad student or somesuch)
17:12 mircea_popescu it's as if you were a woman, and visited gynecologists monthly, until one day when you discovered they decided football was part of gynecology, and then kept running into one another on the field like drunk sperms.
17:12 mircea_popescu at which point you're suddenly afraid to let them use metal objects on your soft bit.
17:12 asciilifeform lol!
17:12 asciilifeform of course i can picture another scenario
17:13 asciilifeform where crypto academics are quietly slipped various turds to print under their names. 'can also have problems.'
17:13 mircea_popescu you can, but i'm taking bets against that.
17:13 asciilifeform i'd have bet, on account of the first page or two of the turd smelling of crafted disinfo
17:14 asciilifeform but having ingested the entire rotten egg - no bet.
17:14 mircea_popescu no psyop in the world can compile disinfo of the level ignorance & stupidity can.
17:14 mircea_popescu see, specialisation refines and improves the quality of one's corectness.
17:14 mircea_popescu it does not however help the quality of one's error.
17:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1600 @ 0.00015876 = 0.254 BTC [-] {4}
17:15 mircea_popescu the best error, like the best entropy, is the result of a different approach than culture.
17:15 BingoBoingo It's why Hearn gets suspected of disinfo and this guy is suspected of lazy and ignorant
17:15 mircea_popescu bingo.
17:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.033 = 0.165 BTC [-] {2}
17:15 mircea_popescu hearn's not very good at it.
17:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 125 @ 0.0008621 = 0.1078 BTC [-]
17:19 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: I imagine we'll fill the wiki with important points over time << as stan'd say, i can also see another scenario, where the wiki is still where it's now, a decade later.
17:20 BingoBoingo Also a possibility
17:20 mircea_popescu "DarknetMarkets IPVO"
17:20 mircea_popescu holy shit. the ipo of an anon entity ? logic just got knotted into a pretzel and ate itself.
17:21 mircea_popescu "so i contributed some equity" "to whom ?" "to someone" "so what do you want ?" "a share of the profit" "of whom ?!" "of someone"
17:22 mircea_popescu "well perhaps you should sue ?" "ok." *files suit against "someone"*
17:22 mircea_popescu *suit gets rejected for lack of venue, failure to state a claim, failure to file and failure to fail*
17:22 mircea_popescu "oh this opressive government and the fucking courts which we can say we live in a tyrannical tyranny!11"
17:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 75 @ 0.00565409 = 0.4241 BTC [-] {13}
17:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: 'bb' caliber cannons. or, alternatively and more simply, rams. << i remember watching a rather interesting "electricity stealing" competition among some flying items a few years ago.
17:24 mircea_popescu trying to evolve drone designs
17:25 mircea_popescu fluffypony im kinda after the root of that arrenne magical word. i'm pretty sure it's neither to forget nor to be.
17:26 fluffypony mircea_popescu: unfortunately the grandparents I have that are still alive are very peasant, so I'm not going to get much more out of them
17:26 fluffypony :-P
17:26 mircea_popescu well if they were from calabria...
17:26 mircea_popescu they're not huh.
17:26 fluffypony no, unfortunately not
17:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00085327 = 7.2528 BTC [+]
17:27 mircea_popescu but look at the beauty of what is (could be) in a word :
17:27 fluffypony Sicily (nonna) and Modena (nonno)
17:27 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=597213
17:27 ozbot Dankcoin
17:27 mircea_popescu if it's indeed arrendar, one's to explain how the hell vulgar latin yielded the same thing in south italy and in south spain
17:28 mircea_popescu and moreover, why the d is rendered as n in a double n, wtf, this isn't even a documented consonant migration afaik
17:28 mircea_popescu i'd have to spend weeks with recordings of ethnology and folklore to listen for the double n construct tho, and i obviously have not the time for it.
17:32 mircea_popescu Members Online Now : Atruk, hyperiond, bitkill, jurov, coinminer69er, bertani Total: 68 (members: 6, guests: 57, robots: 5)
17:32 mircea_popescu that bitcointa.lk thing isn't really doing that bad.
17:32 BingoBoingo No it isn't at all.
17:33 mircea_popescu "Join me & meet the old & new in payments (@AmericanExpress, @Visa, & @RippleLabs)"
17:34 mircea_popescu it'd seem to me the principal utility of ripple these days is so that banking idiots who wish to spend longer with their head in the sand can pretend like they're not.
17:35 mircea_popescu also in the news, Human Rights Watch : https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bm-xzUvCMAI7FVZ.jpg
17:36 mircea_popescu MP : The point of womanhood is for the woman to start a new life, as a new person, once she sexually matures.
17:36 thestringpuller http://www.businessinsider.com/high-school-teacher-on-snapchat-update-2014-5#!JNao7
17:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the best error << see 'precision vs. accuracy', as (perhaps even still?) taught in school
17:37 jurov what? i've not been logged on bitcointa.lk several days
17:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform mhm.
17:37 mircea_popescu twitter : "25 hedge fund managers earned more than double every kindergarten teacher combined. But who created more value?" mp : "Definitely no kindergarten "teacher" ever created any value. Just trying to claim the workings of nature for themselves."
17:38 mircea_popescu i wonder if i'll end up banned eventually.
17:38 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I don't think twitter really bans.
17:38 thestringpuller For quite awhile now, kids have had a real anxiety about being separated from their phone, but today it was near panic. I am hoping by tomorrow some of the novelty will have worn off and we can get back to business.
17:38 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo didn't they ban that uk fellow recently ?
17:39 pankkake ;;tslb
17:39 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I didn't hear anything like that. Could also be dumb UK stuff?
17:39 gribble Time since last block: 1 hour, 18 minutes, and 44 seconds
17:39 BingoBoingo %tslb
17:39 atcbot 9 minutes and 25 seconds
17:39 asciilifeform every kindergarten teacher combined << add up the earnings of all of the garbagemen in your country. and to see what value they create, visit a city with 'garbage strike'
17:39 asciilifeform these actually happen in usa
17:39 mircea_popescu "Today was the first day in a long time I actually took phones away. I have no idea what all was included in the update, but you would have thought it was crack. They seriously could not keep away from it. I even had one girl crawl under the table with her phone."
17:40 mircea_popescu lol crack.
17:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform they happen more in italy.
17:40 asciilifeform to folks with this particular form of brain damage, garbageman should seem like the height of occupational importance pyramid
17:40 mircea_popescu but a garbageman does something useful. a kindergarten teacher perhaps, some places. NOT in ussr, and not in ussa tho. most emphatically not.
17:40 asciilifeform in ussr they at least occasionally administered medicinal beatings
17:41 mircea_popescu nothing medicinal about beating 3 yos.
17:41 mircea_popescu too soon.
17:41 mircea_popescu children are born cowardly, if your preschooler can't be controlled by scowling you need to work on your warface.
17:41 asciilifeform 3yo should learn to see a (correctly sized) thrashing as something ordinary
17:42 mike_c +1 i can stop my son in his tracks with my warface.
17:42 mircea_popescu maybe with a newspaper, asciilifeform
17:42 asciilifeform plastic ruler, more traditional
17:42 mircea_popescu i mean, i think we know i'm no priss, and so im not speaking from some locus of nonsensical ideology.
17:43 mircea_popescu but teh beating of single digit aged ppls is dysfunctional.
17:43 asciilifeform ussr was set up as bone-simple, rather than optimal, apparatus.
17:43 mircea_popescu this is true.
17:44 asciilifeform re: drone competition - flying machine enthusiasts are surprisingly tradition-bound
17:44 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo iirc he said something or the other about some stadium accident. beautyon has the story.
17:45 BingoBoingo Ah
17:45 asciilifeform i've yet to meet one that would take seriously the idea of using a 'spaceball' for control, in place of the nonsensical double mini-joystick (inherited from model cars!)
17:45 mircea_popescu that's weird...
17:45 asciilifeform 'spaceball' is a beautiful thing. not to be confused with trackball
17:46 asciilifeform it doesn't rotate freely in its pedestal - only twists. along any axis.
17:46 mircea_popescu i imagined surely they must have smartphone accelerometer as an interface
17:46 mircea_popescu perhaps the dominant one by now
17:46 asciilifeform at least one toy store variant does
17:46 asciilifeform hard to control throttle / accessories that way, though
17:46 mircea_popescu anyway, stupid for spaceball to not market itself as "magic wand"
17:46 mircea_popescu add a stick to the ball.
17:46 asciilifeform tilted phone is also difficult to return to neutral
17:46 asciilifeform whereas spaceball need only be released
17:47 asciilifeform this is why the ball needs pedestal
17:47 asciilifeform (spaceball is visible in my ancient robo-widget spam - http://www.molboxllc.com/products.html)
17:47 mircea_popescu "At that point I took all the phones away and we had a little reminder chat about when it was appropriate to use your phone and when it was not. Also that it was rarely appropriate to hide under the table." chetty check this out : no longer appropriate to hide under desk in the us school system.
17:48 asciilifeform ;;google bert the turtle
17:48 gribble Duck And Cover (1951) Bert The Turtle Civil Defense Film - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60>; Duck and Cover (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_and_Cover_(film)>; Bert The Turtle (The Duck And Cover Song) - Atomic Platters: <http://www.atomicplatters.com/more.php?id=57_0_1_0_M>
17:48 BingoBoingo http://interviews.slashdot.org/story/14/05/05/2012218/richard-stallman-answers-your-questions
17:48 ozbot Richard Stallman Answers Your Questions - Slashdot
17:49 chetty what, no more hide from the nukes under your desk???
17:49 pankkake the questions and responses were actually interesting
17:49 asciilifeform people laugh at bert the turtle
17:49 asciilifeform because, 'once you see the flash, you've been xrayed'
17:49 asciilifeform but the intent was to avoid being 'hedgehogged' by broken glass, among other things
17:50 asciilifeform sitting under desk - wasn't an entirely dumb idea.
17:50 mircea_popescu asciilifeform seems that way to me. you'd want your butt over your head, not your head over your butt
17:50 mircea_popescu tho gonads further complicate matters.
17:50 asciilifeform afaik, that was specified
17:51 asciilifeform once you see the flash, gonads are well-done
17:51 mircea_popescu i guess the ideal underdesk packing would be butt, head, then torso atop and limbs atop that
17:51 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> once you see the flash, gonads are well-done << this is quite not true, actually.
17:51 asciilifeform clearly depends on distance, etc
17:51 mircea_popescu of course.
17:52 asciilifeform anyone own one of those old 'nuke calculator' slide rules?
17:52 mircea_popescu moreover, looky here : suppose you are a woman, for some reason. you are born with all your sex cells.
17:52 mircea_popescu if you get blasted by ionizing radiatiopn, some will die
17:52 mircea_popescu those will never mature
17:52 mircea_popescu the remaining tho, will.
17:52 mircea_popescu so you'll still be ovulating, esp as a young woman, no matter the dose.
17:52 asciilifeform sure. question is, ovulating what.
17:53 mircea_popescu not much of a question.
17:53 benkay sorry to interrupt but this is just too lulzy: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2699338/phps-openssl-sign-generates-different-signature-than-sscryptos-sign
17:53 mircea_popescu for the ovule to manage to come out it needs to pass a bunch of checks.
17:54 asciilifeform so hypothesis here - hiroshima mutations are fallout effect, rather than xray?
17:54 asciilifeform this is testable.
17:54 asciilifeform somebody should find the remaining sephardim who were, at one point, 'deloused' in israel with... xray machine
17:54 BingoBoingo Oh, Strontium 90
17:55 BingoBoingo Cobalt 60
17:55 asciilifeform another demographic - airplane stewardesses
17:55 asciilifeform birth mutants, or no - ?
17:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform to a large degree, it hurts the fetuses, not the kids-to-be-born later
17:56 mircea_popescu because fetuses rapidly divide
17:56 asciilifeform checksums, sure.
17:56 asciilifeform amplification of defect
17:56 mircea_popescu it further hurts later conceptions because of the inside the womb radiation
17:56 mircea_popescu (from say cesium lodged in the woman's basin)
17:56 asciilifeform somewhere there lives an answer to this question. but i've a dump truck to move.
17:56 mircea_popescu it's well known that airplane pilots tend to father girls
17:57 mircea_popescu this, because cosmic rays kill the weaker male making sperm
17:57 mircea_popescu the girls they make, however, are healthy.
17:57 mircea_popescu benkay tweeted tat shit. lawl.
17:59 chetty now why would male making sperm tend to be weaker? its an interesting question ..
17:59 mircea_popescu because the male chromosome sucks and is larger and derpier
18:00 * chetty decides to leave it at that
18:00 mircea_popescu lol
18:00 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Y chromosome is actually much small, contains less checksums.
18:01 mircea_popescu “Alibaba is the fastest-growing Internet company in one of the fastest-growing economies in the world,” said Sameet Sinha
18:01 BingoBoingo Girls get XX and hence more checksums
18:01 mircea_popescu also biggest and oldest etc.
18:01 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i thought the Y was longer by like 15%
18:01 * mircea_popescu is not a biologist.
18:02 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I dunno about physical size, but the Y contains much less encoding and information.
18:02 mircea_popescu this is true, but i meant size
18:02 BingoBoingo AH
18:03 mircea_popescu in things such as surviving a dose of xrays, it's counterintuitively your length more than your area that matters at subcellular level
18:04 BingoBoingo It also matter that reduncancy is better than the lack thereof. Y is more vulnerable in both aspects.
18:06 mircea_popescu !up blueocean
18:06 assbot Voicing blueocean for 30 minutes.
18:06 mircea_popescu true.
18:06 blueocean thank you mp, that was nice of you
18:07 mircea_popescu sure.
18:07 mircea_popescu who're you ?
18:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19150 @ 0.00085496 = 16.3725 BTC [+] {2}
18:07 blueocean lol
18:07 blueocean i'm a human
18:07 mircea_popescu that's a start.
18:08 blueocean i just realized i've been using lol too much over the last few years. i apologize
18:08 mircea_popescu fluffypony congrats on media whoring. can you offer text summary for the audio patience challenged ?
18:08 mircea_popescu http://www.popularresistance.org/five-us-internet-providers-are-slowing-down-access-until-they-get-more-cash/
18:09 mircea_popescu check that out ye people behind the plastic curtain :
18:09 mircea_popescu you'll have even slower interwebz.
18:09 fluffypony mircea_popescu: unfortunately not, was off-the-cuff, but mostly just reiterated stuff I've mentioned in here before and did lots of marketing-droid-speak about The importance Of Adoption (tm)
18:10 mircea_popescu aok wd.
18:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.06973836 = 1.2553 BTC [+] {3}
18:11 bitcoinpete plastic curtain… i like that
18:12 mircea_popescu feel free to steal it.
18:12 bitcoinpete http://ca.bitcoinfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Newly-elected-board-member-Press-release.pdf <<industry seat back to ballots after two people each got two votes lol
18:12 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu: ty
18:14 mircea_popescu mike_c: it has minimum of 8.0 Mw. that would be impressive if manmade. << impressive ? if an 8.0 earthquake were man made i doubt we'd still have computers left tobitch about things.
18:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: tesla's apparatus was briefcase-sized. and, according to rumour, the experiment has been replicated since. but, to no one's great surprise, the data in open literature is very scarce. << thatthing's like the water engine imo.
18:15 bitcoinpete https://twitter.com/ErikVoorhees/status/463424423241191424 <<banking the undesirables
18:15 ozbot Twitter / ErikVoorhees: Spent over 40 minutes on the ...
18:15 mircea_popescu kik
18:15 mircea_popescu blueocean see, use kik instead of lol.
18:16 pankkake lol, bitpay is using cloudflare
18:16 pankkake I really need a firefox addon to display a red cloudflare warning…
18:16 mircea_popescu mhm.
18:16 bitcoinpete all the muricans use cloudflare
18:16 pankkake and of course I discover it because… the page isn't responding
18:16 pankkake thank you cloudflare!!!
18:16 pankkake you mean soundcloud? :)
18:17 pankkake This page (https://bitpay.com/merchant-login) is currently offline. However, because the site uses CloudFlare's Always Online™ technology you can continue to surf a snapshot of the site
18:17 bitcoinpete keeping the door open is more cost-effective than fisa, etc
18:17 pankkake yeah, static copy of login page
18:17 mircea_popescu lawl
18:17 mircea_popescu how's the api doing ?
18:17 mircea_popescu suppose im a merchant that just sold 10k btc worth of fresh salmon, am i fucked nao ?
18:18 pankkake I hope it's not on the same servers :D
18:18 pankkake I just wanted to know what was the purchase link I created a while back, I don't use the API
18:19 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: ZOMG. << OMFG KAKO!!11
18:19 kakobrekla i know :/
18:19 mircea_popescu here i sit crushing my and every expert's brain as to why the fucking hell of fuck does bitbet aff not take off
18:19 mircea_popescu i have to find out from mike ?!
18:19 kakobrekla maybe its time he takes over bb.
18:20 mircea_popescu no, cause that's too much hard work for no cookies
18:21 fluffypony pankkake, when we had our Bitcoin Black Friday special their API was unavailable
18:21 kakobrekla on the bright side, it was off by just a 1000.
18:21 pankkake omg
18:21 pankkake millions invested, can't even pay for real DDoS protection or servers
18:21 mircea_popescu pankkake aww.
18:22 mircea_popescu in george's words, "bear in mind we at least paid to spraypaint a crackwhore!"
18:22 mircea_popescu srs bzns
18:22 pankkake that was them?
18:22 mircea_popescu iirc ? no ?
18:22 mircea_popescu the golden horror ?
18:23 pankkake https://i.imgur.com/kqrYBFI.jpg doesn't look like it
18:23 pankkake they paid for the wall
18:23 mircea_popescu uh. so who paid for the girl then ?!
18:24 mircea_popescu the risk of paying for walls : you may end up associated with the hobo pissing on them
18:24 pankkake triple m…
18:24 bitcoinpete like the tape
18:24 pankkake with some "ooo" in it
18:24 mircea_popescu triple moo ? what ?
18:26 pankkake http://triplezeromedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Triple_Zero_Logo_RGB-WHITE-e1390499681195.jpg found it
18:26 pankkake triple goatse
18:26 bitcoinpete wd
18:27 mircea_popescu uh ok. ty!
18:28 mircea_popescu so bitpay shared a wall with the guys.
18:28 mircea_popescu "bitpay, premier non redundant birtcoin service, powered by triple 000 media" says that wall.
18:28 bitcoinpete and 000 shared a girl with a canadian tuxedo
18:29 mircea_popescu http://triplezeromedia.com/ << check that out
18:29 mircea_popescu specifically, the 1px thin lower border resulting from some real clever monkey in the photo chop seat.
18:29 bitcoinpete lol that's an awful website
18:30 bitcoinpete i wouldn't hire them to mow my lawn
18:30 mircea_popescu would you hire them to mew your lown ?
18:30 pankkake yet they spent money on conference promo when they have nothing to show
18:30 mircea_popescu pankkake clearly you don't understand the party culture.
18:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 76 @ 0.0032632 = 0.248 BTC [-] {2}
18:31 mircea_popescu people buy the whole bar rounds when they have no good story to tell / no good toast to make all the damned time.
18:31 bitcoinpete my lown was borned mewed
18:32 pankkake I remember the day I got free drinks thanks to GitHub. Gave the tip to a bunch of people, most of them didn't even know what GitHub was
18:32 mircea_popescu i hope you didn't refer to those people as "guys"
18:32 pankkake apparently the tab was a few thousands
18:32 mircea_popescu or w/e, mecs
18:33 pankkake IIRC there was only one girl :(
18:33 mircea_popescu what's gals in french again ? can't be you guys go around saying copine or some shit
18:33 pankkake the year after, you had to register to be allowed in :D
18:33 pankkake meuf, fille, gonzesse
18:33 mircea_popescu meuf aok
18:34 mircea_popescu btw, am i the only one to remember mlouf, the foot-face thing ?
18:34 pankkake meuf would be the more common / younger saying
18:34 mircea_popescu http://bdoubliees.com/vaillantpif/series6/zormlouf.htm
18:34 pankkake I'm probably too young for it. I haven't read much Pif either
18:35 pankkake you were reading communist Pif, I was reading capitalist Picsou
18:35 decimation asciilifeform: anyone own one of those old 'nuke calculator' slide rules? << https://www.fourmilab.ch/bombcalc/ Herr Walker simluates one and describes how to build one on his site
18:35 mircea_popescu pankkake nah, i had the complete editions valliant, 1952 to 1970ish, bound in yearly tomes
18:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 6 @ 0.06474168 = 0.3885 BTC [-]
18:36 benkay bitcoin agency?
18:37 benkay not in the web of trust?
18:37 benkay bitch please.
18:37 benkay far as i can see there's precisely one agency in the WoT.
18:37 mircea_popescu oh i guess you're right, it was some front populaire thing
18:37 mircea_popescu benkay what are they supposed to be doing ?
18:37 mircea_popescu other than being the first and largest agency, ofcourse.
18:38 pankkake Pif was edited by l'Humanité, the communist newspaper (still active). though surpringly there wasn't much propaganda
18:38 benkay agency is a web 3.14 name for a contract development shop.
18:38 benkay pretty sure i own the only contract development shop in the wot, but i'd be thrilled to meet some others.
18:38 mircea_popescu benkay well, tell them :D
18:39 bitcoinpete "BTC China announced via Twitter today that it has suspended Chinese yuan deposits from the Bank of China"
18:39 benkay what, and help the competition?
18:39 benkay mircea_popescu: if they can't figure out where the money is i don't want to meet them.
18:39 mircea_popescu benkay you get to find out if it's the sort of competition you'd be better served working together with.
18:40 benkay unless of course they're the kind of whores that need pimping...
18:40 mircea_popescu pankkake : vaillant, French publisher, founded in July 1946 by the Front Patriotique de la Jeunesse (FPJ)
18:40 mircea_popescu twasn't published by l'humanite
18:40 decimation asciilifeform: (19-03-2014) as always, when using a technical pidgin like english, everybody loses something. << learning some German taught me how dumb English is: no grammatical cases, no genders, irregular endings, irregular pronunciation
18:40 mircea_popescu In the 80's it merged with Éditions J becoming Éditions Vaillant-Miroir Sprint (VMS) (by then i wasn't paying attention anymore)
18:40 mircea_popescu decimation you know i just had this dispute with native speaker today ? because she said "tuna" with a plain u like in cartoon
18:41 pankkake L'Humanité is Pif. Front Patriotique de la Jeunesse definitively sounds like traditional right
18:41 mircea_popescu and i coulnd't make it out because obviously it's tjuna
18:41 mircea_popescu otherwise you'd spell it fucking toona
18:41 decimation lol yeah that
18:41 mircea_popescu so we went into exploration and discovered that indeed, plain u is ju, otherwise neat u is oo
18:41 mircea_popescu except... "not in american english"
18:42 mircea_popescu so, there's two fucking levels of pigdinization, and only the 2nd layer actually killed the possibility of expression
18:42 decimation most americans I know pronounce it toona
18:42 mircea_popescu the english did have shakespeare
18:42 decimation the US was so overpopulated with Germans 100 years ago that they shaped American English
18:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.03146694 = 0.1888 BTC [-] {4}
18:43 decimation the other weird thing about US vs UK english is that the UK pronounce foreign words ... in English
18:43 mircea_popescu pankkake l'humanite was actually printed by jaures/the pcf
18:44 decimation "Don Jewan" indeed
18:44 mircea_popescu admittedly, a distinction very fine.
18:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.0334501 = 0.2342 BTC [+] {2}
18:44 benkay !up AndrewJackson
18:44 assbot Voicing AndrewJackson for 30 minutes.
18:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.072 = 0.432 BTC [+]
18:45 benkay in other news, AWS claims that their log files are space delimited.
18:46 benkay this is true.
18:46 benkay additionally, some of their fields have spaces in them as well.
18:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11461 @ 0.00085636 = 9.8147 BTC [+]
18:46 benkay is it unreasonable to expect that a delimeter not be used in fields?
18:47 benkay i'm new to this pressed shitboard thing and can never tell if a thing is done incorrectly or if there's a deeper shitboard reason for the derptastic engineering.
18:49 thestringpuller benkay yo yo yo
18:49 benkay what's up fellow
18:49 mircea_popescu benkay this design is nonsense, i don't care wtf.
18:49 benkay thestringpuller: you pang?
18:49 mircea_popescu why not just use csv, it'a a fuckin standard
18:50 benkay can't tell if 'design' or just derps lifted out of someone else's DC for their 2 years in aws.
18:50 benkay ;;google cascadian hacker remote hands
18:51 gribble The Tragedy of Remote Hands - 'Canadian Bitcoins' robbed of 143.94: <http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/03/19_the-tragedy-of-remote-hands-canadian-bitcoins-robbed-of-14394.html>; Cascadian Hacker: <http://cascadianhacker.com/>; Webwallets Will Always Fail - Fr33aid's wallet robbed, Blockchain ...: <http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/03/19_webwallets-will-always-fail-fr33aids- (1 more message)
18:52 mircea_popescu benkay of course, traditional webserver access logs (the sort awstats processes) are in fact space separated
18:52 mircea_popescu but the fields do not cointain spaces
18:52 mircea_popescu (urls are encoded, so it'd be %20)
18:53 benkay http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=UNEkAwY9
18:54 benkay is the notion that because it's in square brackets it'd be fine to include a space?
18:54 benkay or do i need to write a state machine generator generator to identify unix time machines?
18:54 mircea_popescu if the field is documented as [to] then i guess
18:55 benkay lol unix time machines
18:55 mircea_popescu course why the fuck do they not use the already conventrional ""
18:55 mircea_popescu is beyond me.
18:55 mircea_popescu [28/Apr/2013:03:01:16 +0000] vs "GET /PlantlustProgAccess?max-keys=1000 HTTP/1.1"
18:55 mircea_popescu everyone gotta be speshal
18:55 benkay fuck. everyone. involved.
18:56 mircea_popescu coula just went "28/Apr/2013:03:01:16 +0000" and you probably would have never even realised.
18:56 benkay at least the number of fields is consistent. only saving grace.
18:57 benkay naw, imma notice whitespace no matter where it is.
18:57 mircea_popescu
18:57 benkay i mean give me a fn delimiter and i'm going to delimit on that.
18:57 benkay ~>
19:03 ThickAsThieves motherfucking fuck
19:04 ThickAsThieves as part of this solar install we werse sold a hybrid water heater
19:04 kakobrekla and soap?
19:04 mircea_popescu this is what people say whose washing machine water hose popped early in the unsupervised cycle
19:04 ThickAsThieves rather than solar, cuz it's better or cheaper or whatever
19:04 ThickAsThieves well, it'd more noisey than the A/C
19:04 ThickAsThieves like very loud
19:05 mircea_popescu well... it WAS cheaper
19:05 ThickAsThieves and my garage is a converted recording studio in the making
19:05 ThickAsThieves ...
19:05 assbot Last 9 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/0DA9XZP.txt)
19:05 mircea_popescu !b 9
19:05 kakobrekla you mean was?
19:05 mircea_popescu he means would be
19:05 ThickAsThieves it requires 700sqft of open air to work, so i also cant box it in to dampen noise
19:05 kakobrekla or should be.
19:05 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves just go with the flow man. add the noise to the beats :D
19:06 kakobrekla make it noise-rap
19:06 mircea_popescu it's gotta be better than the shit on tv.
19:06 kakobrekla or whatever you plan on recording
19:06 mircea_popescu lmao
19:06 ThickAsThieves i'm so frustrated by this
19:06 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves what's the noisy part ?
19:07 ThickAsThieves there's a mega fan, and then this humming mini-keg thing
19:07 mircea_popescu is the fan making noise because of mechanics or airflow ?
19:07 ThickAsThieves both
19:07 benkay what the hell is a hybrid water heater?
19:08 ThickAsThieves it uses the hot air or some shit
19:08 kakobrekla its a thing that "will and will not heat your water"
19:08 fluffypony ThickAsThieves: what are you recording
19:08 benkay because heating water isn't dead simple to begin with.
19:08 ThickAsThieves oh look it has an electric mode
19:08 ThickAsThieves maybe i can get out of thois only spending $4000 for nothing
19:08 fluffypony ThickAsThieves Presents: The Lion King Intro (Cover)
19:08 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves if it makes you feel better, my house (and most of europe) is heated by gas fired tankless systems, which actuyally make very little noise.
19:09 ThickAsThieves well the prior was electric, it only made noise when refilling with water after showers
19:09 mircea_popescu benkay some shit us idea that tries to combine the african water heater (big tank painted black) with the european model (burn gas under the pipe, like a reverse fridge)
19:09 ThickAsThieves this one uses like 30% of the electricity
19:10 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves so basically by making a deal with your helpful government, you can now keep your hot water showers,
19:10 mircea_popescu if you liked your hot water showers.
19:10 mircea_popescu and it'll only cost an extra 4k.
19:11 ThickAsThieves the best part is the installer wouldnt even take the replaced one, which works perfectly fine
19:11 ThickAsThieves here i was thinking i'd be nice and give it to him for free
19:11 mircea_popescu lol
19:11 ThickAsThieves he's like where do you want this
19:11 ThickAsThieves motherfucker
19:11 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves have him come back, make a hybrid-hybrid system
19:11 mircea_popescu where both the old and new are spliced together.
19:12 ThickAsThieves i guess i need to ride it out and see if it shuts up when it's heated
19:12 ThickAsThieves and how long that takes
19:12 ThickAsThieves i bet it doesnt
19:12 ThickAsThieves i bet the fan even runs on elec mode
19:13 mircea_popescu tbh, unless you got some turboprop shit going on here, a properly soundproofed garage shouldn't care anywya.
19:13 ThickAsThieves it's loud man
19:13 mircea_popescu uh
19:13 ThickAsThieves like i said i cant block it off either
19:13 mircea_popescu how loud can it be ? got a db probe ?
19:13 ThickAsThieves it just stopped!
19:13 ThickAsThieves i'm a whiney bitch!
19:14 mircea_popescu funny, i can't tell whether my heater fan is working from here.
19:14 ThickAsThieves i dont have a db probe, but have a special mic for measurements in a box somewhere
19:14 ThickAsThieves no matter, i know from hearing it's too loud to have going with mics hot
19:15 ThickAsThieves and to mix over
19:15 mircea_popescu how the fuck do you want to do a soundproofing job w/o a db probe
19:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0699 = 0.1398 BTC [-] {2}
19:15 ThickAsThieves it doesnt work like that
19:16 ThickAsThieves soundproofing isnt what i need
19:16 ThickAsThieves that would only please neighbors
19:16 mircea_popescu huh !?
19:16 ThickAsThieves i need to control reflections
19:16 ThickAsThieves sound treatment
19:16 mircea_popescu oh
19:16 mircea_popescu o boy.
19:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.06979199 = 0.7677 BTC [-]
19:16 mircea_popescu can i bet against this ipo of yours somewhere ?
19:17 ThickAsThieves haha
19:17 ThickAsThieves i think you misunderstand what i do
19:17 ThickAsThieves i dotn record bands n shit
19:17 ThickAsThieves or need multiple rooms
19:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.06955 = 0.7651 BTC [-]
19:17 mircea_popescu you just heat water ?
19:17 ThickAsThieves it's essentially a mixing room with a vocal area
19:18 mircea_popescu well yes. that's what studios are these days.
19:18 mircea_popescu because who the fuck plays an instrument anymore.
19:18 ThickAsThieves well i have guitars and amp too
19:18 ThickAsThieves but that's easy to mic even in sub-optimal room
19:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.06954 = 1.3908 BTC [-]
19:19 mircea_popescu you mic electric guitars ?!
19:19 ThickAsThieves not lately but of course
19:19 mircea_popescu uh. why ?!
19:19 ThickAsThieves why not?
19:19 mircea_popescu because... they are... electric ?
19:19 ThickAsThieves lol
19:19 ThickAsThieves you mic the amp
19:19 mircea_popescu you already got their signal, what's the mic going to do ?
19:19 ThickAsThieves the speakers
19:19 mircea_popescu but
19:19 * mircea_popescu goes over to lie down and die.
19:19 mod6 https://imgflip.com/i/8md2f
19:20 ThickAsThieves because if i just record the line, then i must use digital effects and overdrive etc
19:20 ThickAsThieves it's not the same
19:20 ThickAsThieves not bad
19:20 ThickAsThieves but not the same
19:20 kakobrekla mircea_popescu the speakers color the sound specifically depending on brand model, and guitar players want that .
19:20 kakobrekla cause they are herps.
19:20 ThickAsThieves yes i use a tube amp
19:21 ThickAsThieves i also have one tube mic and one tube preamp
19:21 ThickAsThieves among others
19:22 ThickAsThieves this thing is great http://www.lachapellaudio.com/model-583s/
19:22 mircea_popescu kakobrekla so the amps do not have a jack into which you can plug your speakers or mixing table or anything else ?
19:23 mircea_popescu i have a better idea : MIC THE SPEAKERS TWICE
19:23 ThickAsThieves actuallu
19:23 kakobrekla amps and speakers are usually joined for guitars afaik.
19:23 ThickAsThieves some guys mic the mix out of the monitors
19:23 mircea_popescu mod6 lol
19:23 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves so basically this "industry" is not so unlike bitcoin biznis industry
19:24 mircea_popescu aesthetically driven technologies
19:24 ThickAsThieves somewhat
19:24 mod6 ;)
19:24 ThickAsThieves this is partly why i tried (and failed) to get stan interested in designing gear
19:24 ThickAsThieves he'd probably rape the scene
19:24 mircea_popescu just the offense this discussion brings to any serious ee may have him change his mind.
19:25 ThickAsThieves people have like 1000-post-long threads about digital converter chips
19:25 ThickAsThieves about noise from cabling
19:25 ThickAsThieves etc
19:26 ThickAsThieves they cream over vintage stuff because new shit is all crap
19:26 ThickAsThieves hell, they cream over plugins that emulate vintage gear
19:26 benkay dem vacuum tubes
19:27 mod6 <+ThickAsThieves> hell, they cream over plugins that emulate vintage gear << haha
19:27 kakobrekla ThickAsThieves a lot of that is bullshit, a lot of it isnt.
19:27 ThickAsThieves you laugh but it's nig money
19:27 ThickAsThieves big*
19:27 ThickAsThieves hehe
19:27 ThickAsThieves nig too though
19:27 mod6 hahah
19:27 ThickAsThieves ive easily got $10k in plugins
19:28 ThickAsThieves like bitcoin, it's also a vast learning space
19:28 ThickAsThieves it was the object of my obsession til i found you guys
19:29 kakobrekla and now you are also done with btc finance?
19:29 ThickAsThieves and til i invented investment banking ;)
19:29 kakobrekla (taken from your blog)
19:29 ThickAsThieves yes
19:29 ThickAsThieves i still trade some
19:30 mircea_popescu lol
19:30 ThickAsThieves but moving back to music
19:30 mircea_popescu well, let's hope music gets regulated in the us then
19:30 mircea_popescu just for my own personal lulzfest.
19:30 ThickAsThieves lol
19:31 ThickAsThieves i did a whole floor plan for my space, i'll probly start some blog posts on the efforts after Amsterdam
19:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.06951337 = 0.2085 BTC [-] {3}
19:35 ThickAsThieves for asciilifeform: this guy makes a killing selling kits (or assemblies) of a mic preamp that mimics a very popular more expensive one http://www.classicapi.com/catalog/
19:35 fluffypony ThickAsThieves
19:35 fluffypony I'm still confuzzled
19:36 fluffypony it's a recording studio but not for bands?
19:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0694 = 0.2082 BTC [-]
19:36 ThickAsThieves his "secret sauce" is that he uses his on opamp design
19:36 mircea_popescu fluffypony he's probably just trying to record his wife snoring
19:36 fluffypony lol
19:37 ThickAsThieves correct fluffy, my recent years were focused on making "rap beats"
19:37 fluffypony step into my parlour, said the spider to the fly
19:37 ThickAsThieves and recording local rappers
19:37 fluffypony ThickAsThieves: that's helluva interesting, way out of my field of knowledge
19:37 ThickAsThieves this may be still on the table, but I'm currently researching the video game music industry
19:37 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves but basically, any "artist" is just called "a band" in my admittedly living in the past head.
19:38 ThickAsThieves i did a few songs for a garage game
19:38 fluffypony but based on some trivial readings I believe the major aim is authenticity - what goes on to the master (digital or otherwise) must be as close to reality as possible, let post-processing be done in playback
19:38 mircea_popescu fluffypony there's not really such a thing as "authentic" sound.
19:38 ThickAsThieves it all depends what youre going for
19:39 mircea_popescu sound is air vibration. unless you package the air along with the signal, your digital thing'll be just a construction.
19:39 jurov ThickAsThieves: at least you have proper prng, just hook a mic to that hybrid heater exhaust
19:39 ThickAsThieves i actually had an idea about that
19:39 fluffypony lol
19:39 ThickAsThieves the most recent almbum i was working on,
19:39 fluffypony mircea_popescu: for real, audiophile stuff is way over my head anyway
19:39 ThickAsThieves was to have 2 mixes
19:39 ThickAsThieves one for open air, and one for headphones
19:40 ThickAsThieves where i would specify the headphones used
19:40 ThickAsThieves which got me to wondering why we dont see "ipod" mixes
19:40 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves this is a good thing to do, but not for the direct reason. for the marketing meta-reason instead :
19:40 mircea_popescu it'll keep the fans endlessly occupied with a fun debate
19:40 ThickAsThieves right
19:40 mircea_popescu which will mean they will never have awkward silences discussing your shit
19:40 mircea_popescu which will mean that's all they'll want to talk about.
19:40 mircea_popescu win.
19:40 ThickAsThieves it was very integreated with marketing of the album
19:40 ThickAsThieves it was called Headphone Music
19:40 ThickAsThieves hehe
19:41 ThickAsThieves i'm exploring my next steps via research and planning
19:41 ThickAsThieves i have more twisty ideas like that about having a music business
19:41 ThickAsThieves it's pretty much necessary
19:42 ThickAsThieves to have any hope of profit
19:42 ThickAsThieves hence having an eye on video games over rap beats
19:42 ThickAsThieves the market is thriving and exists
19:42 ThickAsThieves whereas rap producers mostly spend money
19:43 mircea_popescu you won't make money from making sound any more than a girl will make money taking selfies.
19:44 ThickAsThieves well when you start doing soundtracks there is other related work
19:44 ThickAsThieves sfx, voice recording/acting
19:45 mircea_popescu the (imo incredibly cool) voice acting including in present eulora was... a freebie.
19:45 ThickAsThieves sure, and i intend to offer some freebies initially
19:46 mircea_popescu so does everyone else. perpetually.
19:46 mircea_popescu see hansen
19:46 ThickAsThieves yes, but not all companies are interested in free
19:46 ThickAsThieves and not all freebie offerers stay that way
19:46 ThickAsThieves nor need to
19:47 ThickAsThieves i have some thoughts i'm fleshing out to address that as well
19:47 mircea_popescu you can argue this with me till either of us get bored. point remains : this isn't a business, it's a hobby.
19:47 ThickAsThieves you think a audio production company is a unicorn?
19:48 mircea_popescu this market is deader than disco, you might as well build a time machine to go back to 1982 to buy buffett's textile business.
19:49 mircea_popescu for great victory!
19:49 ThickAsThieves (please note that i havent necessarily commited to treating this as more than a hobby, that's why i'm exploring it on paper first)
19:49 ThickAsThieves i havent convinced myself yet either
19:49 mircea_popescu sure.
19:49 ThickAsThieves but as i work i am at leats finding angles
19:50 mircea_popescu there's no angle to be found to go around the simple fact that nobody is willing to pay to listen to some music.
19:50 mircea_popescu they'd rather expect you to pay them
19:51 ThickAsThieves i dont disagree, but you also think video game company wouldnt pay to have a dedicate audio artist or team on their project?
19:51 jurov ThickAsThieves: rather sell amps with surreptitiously embedded miners
19:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03398995 = 0.3399 BTC [+]
19:52 ThickAsThieves video game industry is getting to be bigger than movie industry isnt it?
19:53 mircea_popescu rift cost 50mn and has yet to make 20.
19:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.03199598 = 0.32 BTC [+]
19:53 BingoBoingo Video games and Movies are big industries in different ways.
19:53 mircea_popescu chetty sage pix : http://trilema.com/2014/sage/
19:53 ThickAsThieves yet rift still paid for its music
19:53 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves surely. and it has great music, too.
19:54 ThickAsThieves and there is a vast ocean of game types and sizes out there
19:54 mircea_popescu none of them willing to pay you a living wage, but all of them happy to have you on board.
19:54 ThickAsThieves hell i could be the king if iphone app music or some shit
19:55 mircea_popescu be wary of lines of work in which there are stars.
19:55 mircea_popescu that's the clear proof that the thing is run as a lottery, and most everyone involved pays to participate.
19:55 ThickAsThieves i dont think that video game music is very starstruck
19:55 ThickAsThieves they mostly go unappreciated
19:55 mircea_popescu you went to iphone kindgom.
19:56 ThickAsThieves even teh FF series, probablty the most popular soundtracks, i bet less than 10% of buyers could name 1 composer
19:56 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: You mean Uematsu?
19:56 mircea_popescu haha
19:56 ThickAsThieves dick
19:56 ThickAsThieves :)
19:57 BingoBoingo Well, it's like the one composer for nearly all the games.
19:57 ThickAsThieves mostly this is in contrast to rap beat production, it is all about the stars
19:57 ThickAsThieves and i have very little hope of profit in that area
19:58 mircea_popescu sorta like how hans zimmer does like 80% of movie soundtracks that are any good.
19:58 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves if i were to wager a guess, rap beats is a crystal ball thing.
19:58 mircea_popescu ie, if you suck a major rap artist's cock (the mage) and he deigns to call you his crystal ball,
19:58 mircea_popescu then you can make a killing selling to the wananbes
19:58 ThickAsThieves these days you have to pretty much hand over a finished song that just needs to rap verses
19:58 ThickAsThieves it's ugly
19:58 mircea_popescu exactly how amps and shit are sold to the masses.
19:59 mircea_popescu course that can change within five minutes, leaving you without your living.
19:59 BingoBoingo ^
20:00 mircea_popescu meanwhile, zimmer appreciation moment.
20:00 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/embed/6ab1l2TwFp8
20:00 ozbot True Romance # You're so cool - Hans Zimmer - YouTube
20:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 27 @ 0.033987 = 0.9176 BTC [-] {2}
20:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 126 @ 0.45160014 = 56.9016 BTC [-] {14}
20:01 mircea_popescu incidentally, it occurs to me someone should do a topic summary of this channel. what have we been discussing today, music, heaters, beating small children, points of history of cryptography academic publications minutia, radiobiology
20:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 30 @ 0.0319984 = 0.96 BTC [+] {2}
20:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0334501 = 0.3345 BTC [-]
20:01 ThickAsThieves funny that same idea occurred to me recently
20:01 mircea_popescu and thjat's just oiff the top of my head
20:01 benkay gon' need some more whores.
20:01 ThickAsThieves like a daily news
20:01 pankkake hans zimmer and lisa gerrard!
20:02 pankkake and bear mccreary must be doing 80% of tv series
20:02 mircea_popescu benkay funny how bait died. those pics really sucked too
20:02 ThickAsThieves meanwhile i think my A/C now died
20:02 BingoBoingo Klye ever come back with his pictures?
20:03 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo nah, i think he may be more than a few tweaks and turns away from an actual workable harem.
20:03 BingoBoingo Yeah, strikes me as to young and unpracticed.
20:03 mircea_popescu well, he's ambitious which is good, and has stuck around for a while, which is also good.
20:04 BingoBoingo Indeed. Seems like he also gave up on mining which is good
20:04 mircea_popescu and while i suspect he's not necessarily willing to openly admit as much, he prolly got my point.
20:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7558 @ 0.00085379 = 6.4529 BTC [-] {2}
20:04 BingoBoingo It seems so
20:05 benkay .bait
20:05 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10b5eGXYQ1qgm31io1_500.jpg
20:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7942 @ 0.0008508 = 6.7571 BTC [-] {2}
20:05 benkay prrrrrrty vanilla.
20:06 mircea_popescu it's such a weird artefact of times long gone, to see women wearing panties...
20:06 benkay until you've got the girls showing up with other girls you can't really call it a harem.
20:07 mircea_popescu ;;tslb
20:07 gribble Time since last block: 23 seconds
20:10 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/463833295717810176
20:10 ozbot Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: Nobody hires anymore. It's ...
20:11 mircea_popescu more serious than you think : hiring is a myth!
20:12 ThickAsThieves in a few years everyone will just be their own business
20:12 ThickAsThieves and the the employers will be clients
20:12 ThickAsThieves all the*
20:12 mircea_popescu if this hasn't already happened a few years back
20:16 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.IDIFF.JUN] 6300 @ 0.0109775 = 69.1583 BTC [-]
20:17 mircea_popescu !up drew
20:17 assbot Voicing drew for 30 minutes.
20:18 mircea_popescu like 11bn diff by june
20:20 benkay <ThickAsThieves> in a few years everyone will just be their own business << why do you think i do what i do?!
20:20 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/_mculp/status/463835160568274945 << check it out, twitter campaign has results.
20:20 ozbot Twitter / _mculp: @mircea_popescu @beautyon_ ...
20:20 mike_c at least the idiff's are actually in play this quarter. nice to see.
20:21 benkay how's the arb look idiff vs bitbet?
20:22 mike_c don't see much on bitbet to short diff for june
20:22 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.IDIFF.JUN] 8500 @ 0.01099853 = 93.4875 BTC [+] {2}
20:22 mircea_popescu benkay iirc there was a 14bn on 14th of july
20:23 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/
20:23 ozbot BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day
20:23 mircea_popescu 14.07, heavy yes
20:23 benkay is there any field-leading work on option/parimutuel parity?
20:23 mircea_popescu hey mike_c how about a bot that gives odds and whatnot for bitbet links ?
20:23 mircea_popescu benkay not so far.
20:24 mike_c that's a good idea
20:24 mircea_popescu 8:28 btc for the july thing.
20:24 mike_c we need more bots in here
20:24 mircea_popescu lol
20:24 benkay https://www.fairlay.com/event/category/bitcoin/difficulty/?signup=1250
20:24 mircea_popescu what we need is a better ozbot. like, providing a read of bitbet bets, and better baits
20:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.06967978 = 1.3936 BTC [-] {7}
20:26 BingoBoingo What about that Periscope idea that does upskirts and whatever?
20:26 mircea_popescu soi the x.idiff expire 18th of june, and trading around 11bn atm
20:26 mircea_popescu the bitbet is for 14th july, heavy towards >14bn
20:26 mircea_popescu it'd seem people suspect june/july will have major deployments of moar hash
20:26 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo maybe so
20:28 mircea_popescu .d
20:28 ozbot 8.001 billion | Next Diff in 916 blocks | Estimated Change: 7.8962% in 5d 20h 36m 10s
20:28 mircea_popescu ;;calc 8 * 1.07 * 1.15 ^ 2
20:28 gribble Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.
20:28 mircea_popescu ;;calc 8 * 1.07 * 1.15 ** 2
20:28 gribble 11.3206
20:29 mircea_popescu seems rational actually
20:29 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Control code is UP! or DOWN!
20:30 mircea_popescu who ran ozbot again ? was it scrat ?
20:30 mircea_popescu ;;seen scrat
20:30 gribble scrat was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 25 weeks, 3 days, 3 hours, 8 minutes, and 39 seconds ago: <Scrat> im a fat cock
20:30 ThickAsThieves <+mircea_popescu> it'd seem people suspect june/july will have major deployments of moar hash /// afaik ASICminer has yet to release the hounds
20:31 mircea_popescu !up Jezzz
20:31 assbot Voicing Jezzz for 30 minutes.
20:31 Jezzz thx
20:31 mircea_popescu you gotta be id' with gribble, in assbot's wot to self-voice yourself.
20:31 Jezzz ozbot is mine
20:31 mircea_popescu oh it is ?
20:31 Jezzz /whois ozbot
20:31 Jezzz ^
20:31 mircea_popescu say, how hard would it be to make it look for bet pool on bitbets ?
20:31 mircea_popescu !up DrewHorne
20:31 assbot Voicing DrewHorne for 30 minutes.
20:32 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust assbot Jezzz
20:32 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Jezzz: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Jezzz | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Jezzz | Rated since: Fri Mar 2 23:47:44 2012
20:32 DrewHorne hey guys
20:32 mircea_popescu ;;rate Jezzz 1 ozbot
20:32 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Jezzz has been recorded.
20:32 mircea_popescu there. now you can id with gribble, and then pm assbot !up
20:32 Jezzz thx
20:32 DrewHorne thickasthieves, how are you
20:32 Jezzz mircea_popescu: not hard
20:32 benkay DrewHorne: who are you?
20:32 mircea_popescu Jezzz so mind doing it ?
20:32 Jezzz i'd just need to take a look at the bitbets api
20:32 mircea_popescu also, where does .bait pull the pix from ?
20:33 Jezzz have a link handy?
20:33 mike_c Jezzz: bitbet provides json with all the bet information. just add ?json to end of bet url.
20:33 mircea_popescu yes there's a json one sec
20:33 mircea_popescu ^ there
20:33 BingoBoingo ;;rate Jezzz 1 .bait
20:33 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Jezzz has been recorded.
20:34 DrewHorne im coming from the bitcointalk.org investments forum, I have a very solid business plan that I am looking for investment on, and after speaking with ThickAsThieves he said that the best way to go about vetting my idea in the bitcoin space was to bring it here
20:34 mircea_popescu DrewHorne ok, shoot.
20:34 Jezzz mircea_popescu: how do you imagine the bitbet interaction working?
20:34 mircea_popescu <mircea_popescu> http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/
20:34 mircea_popescu <ozbot> BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day. 85 btc on yes, 30 btc on no, 55 days left.
20:35 mircea_popescu that'd be the bare bones.
20:35 mircea_popescu <ozbot> BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day. 85 btc on yes (73%), 30 btc on no (27%), 55 days left (33`212 weight).
20:35 mircea_popescu for a whole shebang
20:35 DrewHorne basically my idea involves moreso a fiat investment rather than a bitcoin investment for starters, especially since it is over a 5 year period. I am very much of the opinion however that there are forward thinking and open minded investors of all sorts in the bitcoin space
20:35 mircea_popescu i'd rather have the later.
20:35 ThickAsThieves Couldn't kako also dynamically create the title to be that?
20:36 Jezzz surely
20:36 mike_c you'll have to add up all the bets yourself because kako said so :)
20:36 Jezzz also, if you've got to provide the entire link, not sure that's a real handy shortcut
20:36 benkay 677 is the unique id, Jezzz mircea_popescu
20:36 ThickAsThieves it should be kako's penance for his affiliate scam
20:36 Jezzz but if everyone wants it, i'll code it up
20:36 benkay bitbet.us/bet/677
20:36 benkay mircea_popescu wants it, Jezzz
20:36 mircea_popescu yes that works
20:36 DrewHorne also some parts of the strategy are confidential, and would only be on the table for discussion after signing a mutual NDA and mutually confirming our identities
20:37 Jezzz how about .bitbet 677
20:37 Jezzz or similar
20:37 benkay sounds good!
20:37 benkay !up Ziggy9263
20:37 assbot Voicing Ziggy9263 for 30 minutes.
20:37 mircea_popescu Jezzz i wouldn't know wtf the bitbet 677 is off my head
20:37 Jezzz hm
20:37 mircea_popescu i tend to just link a biutbet, then i find myuself having to paste data
20:37 Jezzz lemme see if there's an easy way to do like a dynamic search
20:37 DrewHorne BUT the investment has a 6000% return, looking for $1,250,000 USD in exchange for 30% equity of a company we will sell for $250,000,000 in 5 years
20:37 ThickAsThieves Drew if any of the secrets you keep are require dknowledge to vet your plan, then we cant help you
20:37 Jezzz like .bitbet bastille
20:37 mircea_popescu alternatively, kako could indeed change the title.
20:37 Jezzz or similar
20:37 mike_c you already grabbing URLs, should be easy to regex bitbet urls and do something different, no?
20:37 mircea_popescu im not sure that'd be useful tbh
20:38 Jezzz mike_c: yep
20:38 ThickAsThieves also, if you lead with your hands out, that doesnt help
20:38 mircea_popescu <DrewHorne> basically my idea involves moreso a fiat investment rather than a bitcoin investment for starters, << so that's the end of the discussion.
20:38 * Jezzz shoos DrewHorne to #fiat-assets
20:38 DrewHorne this is true, hence I am in a bit of a paradox here.
20:38 DrewHorne ill check it out jezzz thanks
20:38 ThickAsThieves paradox isnt the right word
20:38 Jezzz joking DrewHorne
20:38 mircea_popescu the paradox is entirely of your own making.
20:39 mircea_popescu you're in the barber shop explaining you want clothes made.
20:39 DrewHorne is that a real freenode lol jezzz
20:39 mircea_popescu how is this a paradox ?
20:39 ThickAsThieves what you are is an opportunist
20:39 mircea_popescu <DrewHorne> BUT the investment has a 6000% return, looking for $1,250,000 USD in exchange for 30% equity of a company we will sell for $250,000,000 in 5 years << this should go in my list of "stupid things one should never say"
20:39 ThickAsThieves you are more excited to share what you want from people, than what you have to offer them
20:40 ThickAsThieves maybe he watches too much Shark Tank
20:40 ThickAsThieves I think they lead with the ask
20:40 DrewHorne was i not sharing both equally by simultaneously sharing what I want and how it would benefit them?
20:40 mircea_popescu upon consideration, i think jezz has a very valid point. it's not ozbot that should change.
20:40 DrewHorne and i actually don't watch any TV really
20:40 DrewHorne :)
20:41 Jezzz http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/
20:41 ozbot BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day
20:41 mircea_popescu it's bitbet. kakobrekla can we make individual bet titles read like "BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day. 85 btc on yes (73%), 30 btc on no (27%), 55 days left (33`212 weight)" instead of just bet title as is now ?
20:41 Jezzz but I bet ozbot does it before bitbet does :)
20:41 ThickAsThieves <+mircea_popescu> upon consideration, i think jezz has a very valid point. it's not ozbot that should change.// hey that was my point!
20:41 Jezzz indeed ThickAsThieves
20:41 mircea_popescu i dunno about that hehe. we've had rapid deployment b4
20:41 * ThickAsThieves gets all crumbles, no cookies
20:42 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves no credit for you!!1 :D
20:42 mircea_popescu !jd mpif
20:42 assbot Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 164.01849826 BTC; +0.28271040 BTC (+0.1727%) since last check 22h 56m 7s ago.
20:42 Jezzz mircea_popescu: i'm almost done, they better hurry :)
20:42 mircea_popescu lol kk
20:43 mircea_popescu ;;calc 1.001727 ** 365
20:43 gribble 1.87725633448
20:44 kakobrekla erroneous command issued
20:45 kakobrekla what no do you want me to do it or ?
20:45 kakobrekla now*
20:45 Jezzz if you are, i'll stop
20:45 DrewHorne ThickAsThieves - so if I were able to discuss ~90% of my business plan here, but it involved fiat currency, would this not be a proper place to vet the plan?
20:45 kakobrekla i am, as in exist, i havent started make the change yet.
20:45 Jezzz no sense in us both doing it
20:45 mircea_popescu kakobrekla you prolly should
20:45 mircea_popescu better to have informative titles for all uses
20:46 Jezzz perfect
20:46 mircea_popescu than just a bypass hack in chan bot and nowhere else
20:46 kakobrekla no to perfect!
20:46 * Jezzz goes back to his other project :)
20:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.0690709 = 2.0721 BTC [-] {7}
20:46 kakobrekla not*
20:46 mircea_popescu Jezzz sorry :)
20:46 kakobrekla fuck
20:46 Jezzz no worries at all
20:46 kakobrekla not so perfect i meant.
20:46 kakobrekla but yeah, carry on.
20:46 mircea_popescu kakobrekla your spelling and keyboarding is perfect
20:46 ThickAsThieves DrewHorne, either share or dont share, youre worrying about the drapes for a house you dont own yet
20:46 mircea_popescu DrewHorne if you want to discuss some business plan, discuss some business plan
20:47 mircea_popescu you were discussing a financial plan,
20:47 mircea_popescu and one denominated in the wrong symbol.
20:48 mircea_popescu actually Jezzz : how about better .bait!
20:48 Jezzz heh
20:48 mircea_popescu use naked in public or something, those retouched soft pronz are painful
20:48 Jezzz if you have another tumblr source you'd like me to add to the randomization, I can do that
20:48 Jezzz .bait
20:48 mircea_popescu lessee
20:48 ozbot http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yqm4Nknw1qgx97jo1_500.jpg
20:48 Jezzz lol, case in point I guess
20:49 ThickAsThieves maybe exlude victorias secret porn?
20:49 mircea_popescu http://exposed-in-public.tumblr.com/ http://womennakedinpublic.tumblr.com/ http://public-playground.tumblr.com/ http://girlsnakedinpublicplaces.tumblr.com/
20:49 Jezzz dunno if I have time to build ozbot a porn analyzation engine
20:49 ozbot Exposed In Public
20:49 Jezzz :)
20:50 mircea_popescu lol pron anal-yzation engines is where the webmoney is!
20:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4400 @ 0.00085596 = 3.7662 BTC [+]
20:50 mircea_popescu "s.mpoe rises on news of better pronz in -assets"
20:51 mike_c yeah, here's your better pronz.. http://37.media.tumblr.com/773582c056499207091b555557c0fb60/tumblr_n1d6a4GD9U1rnzzeqo1_1280.jpg
20:51 ThickAsThieves "Coinbase announced that it acquired Kippt, a start-up company whose product gives users with a way to store and sort online media."
20:51 mircea_popescu 19 bn ?
20:51 Jezzz mike_c: notice that too :P
20:51 mircea_popescu mike_c at least she's naked!
20:51 mike_c you can't unsee it
20:52 ThickAsThieves no $ amount mentioned for the deal
20:52 mircea_popescu who knew pronz is so difficult.
20:52 mike_c ThickAsThieves: acqui-hire
20:52 ThickAsThieves but the acquired folks are old ycombo buddies of coinbase's
20:52 mircea_popescu "a start-up company whose product gives users with a way to grammer"
20:52 mike_c grammar has two a's :D
20:52 mircea_popescu who the fuck writes coinbase pr copy ? ahmed ?
20:53 mike_c no startup ever goes bust in the us. always an acq-hire at the end..
20:54 mircea_popescu mike_c they used to, pre bubble.
20:54 mike_c yeah, it's a new thing. so retarded.
20:55 jurov graammer
20:55 mircea_popescu is it dutch day yet ?
20:55 benkay not retarded at all. better the team you know than the miscellaneous derps from the meetup you don't.
20:55 mike_c Jezzz: can you make ozbot automatically correct people's spelling?
20:56 mircea_popescu also can you make ozbot fix everyone's ipos ?
20:56 mike_c benkay: not retarded to do it, retarded to have these "blah blah company got acquired" nonsense
20:56 mike_c when they just hired the team and nobody got any money
20:56 mike_c and they immediately shut the project down
20:57 mircea_popescu mike_c everyone thinks "it's good pr". somehow the fucking world is upside down. for instance, in a sane market, the shareholders of the acquirer would discount ther share
20:57 mircea_popescu but in backwards world, "having spent a lot of money" is a claim to fame,
20:57 mircea_popescu preferable to "has deployed capital judiciously"
20:57 mircea_popescu because everyone's living handout to handout, and the best way to be loved is to create the appearance of doling out handouts
21:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45297945 BTC [+]
21:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.44440089 BTC [-]
21:03 mircea_popescu so dies another great business plan.
21:04 kakobrekla assbot - business plan killer ?
21:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45297944 BTC [+]
21:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4444 BTC [-]
21:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.06836392 = 1.8458 BTC [-] {5}
21:08 benkay !up Drew
21:08 assbot Voicing Drew for 30 minutes.
21:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00433 = 1.0825 BTC [-] {2}
21:08 Drew thanks
21:08 Drew how do you send a private message on here
21:08 Drew first experience with freenode
21:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 152 @ 0.00433 = 0.6582 BTC [-]
21:09 kakobrekla you type in this box, this is private, limited to earth residents
21:09 mike_c except the aliens that read the log
21:09 Drew perfect
21:10 Drew i mean as far as if i rejoin and need to get !upped again
21:10 Drew like how do i private message assbot to up me
21:10 kakobrekla that the last step of many steps one must take before one takes the last step
21:11 Drew hm
21:11 Drew ok, well anyways ThickAsThieves here are a few rough points on my business for discussion
21:12 Drew OK - I have successfully thrown a music festival in Atlanta called Lunar Massive. Our plan is to continue the brand in the most optimum direction and develop it into the ideal acquisition target for the below company for the further below reasons. -
21:12 Drew 1. There is a media company (SFX entertainment) has stated that they are building a $1 billion empire in the Electronic Dance Music (EDM) space and have already spent $400 million buying different EDM festival related brands all over the world in the last year for anywhere from $15-$100 million.
21:12 benkay /msg assbot yourmsg
21:12 benkay or
21:12 benkay /query assbot to start a conversation
21:12 Drew 2. -out of the worlds population of 7 billion, 3.6 billion are under the age of 30, and 2 billion are millennials. -Electronic Music is indisputably the music of choice for the 18-34 year old demographic mentioned above -The “Electronic Music Culture”, as he calls it, is more digitally plugged in and more reliably marketed to in a modern sense than any other genre -The industry is currently very fragmented, and was much mor
21:12 Drew thank you benkay, and thanks for !upping me
21:12 benkay also, you can't up yourself, i don't think.
21:12 benkay ;;gettrust assbot Drew
21:12 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Drew: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Drew | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Drew | Rated since: never
21:12 benkay wow
21:12 benkay hop on that handle
21:13 benkay ;;gettrust ben
21:13 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user ben: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=ben | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=ben | Rated since: never
21:13 benkay holy f
21:13 Drew 3. -If he was able to unite much of the industry under one brand, he would effectively control the marketing ability to 18-34 year olds with disposable income, an ability worth a tremendous amount of money to corporations that are looking to market their product to this demographic (of which there are a vast amount)
21:13 Drew 4. Our strategy is designed to create a brand which will cater to what this man and his company are trying to accomplish, which will value our brand at easily a quarter of a billion dollars. We will do this by having a different approach than any currently existing brand.
21:13 Drew 5. The majority of music festivals, including the ones he has purchased, have one large event per year. If they are quality events, they gain a raving loyal following who attends every year and their audience steadily increases. (Electric Forest, Ultra Music Festival, etc)
21:13 Drew 6. Our brand will have 8-10 medium/large scale events (~10-15 thousand people, multiple stages, 20+ acts), each with 10 small scale events (500-2500 people, one stage, 2-3 acts) in the surrounding area. Each medium/large scale event will be annually, with the 10 surrounding small events spaced out throughout the year to lead up to each large scale event.
21:14 Drew 7. The medium / large scale events will be spaced out around the year in each different location (Atlanta, Dallas, LA, NYC, Portland, Denver, Chicago, Miami, etc) so that the portion of the fanbase we develop into rabid fans can literally follow our brand around the country, like some music fans do.
21:14 Drew 8. the effect created by our structure will be to, instead of having one event per year for promotion to be centered around, we have 90-100 events associated with the brand across the country throughout the entire year to build promotion around, using each event as a social media hub and continuing to expand our presence. This will create the most unified EMC related brand that has existed so far, making it the literal perfect
21:14 Drew company*
21:14 benkay literal perfect company?
21:15 benkay town down the rhetoric e-boy.
21:15 dub I lol that the US learned about "EDM" 30 years later and is liek 'jump on dis new shit'
21:15 BingoBoingo So... How do you compete against incumbents like LiveNation et al
21:17 benkay how do you plan to address the e-tard's demonstrated abhorrence of large brands?
21:18 Drew i would say that those 2 questions are very much interrelated
21:19 Drew i would say that livenation is automatically abhorred by the vast majority of not only e-tards but lovers of live music in general
21:19 Drew while they own many venues and are able to throw larger shows and more frequently than most people, they don't directly throw any festivals or 5000+ person events that i am aware of
21:20 Drew they sponsor many festivals but are not in direct ownership of any
21:20 benkay yeah they keep their brand where nobody can see it.
21:20 Drew wise of them
21:20 benkay this sounds like "we;re going to be the grateful dead but ultra corporate and the kids will love it"
21:21 Drew i would correct you though benkay, in that the abhorrence is mostly towards large corporation involvement in live music, not so much the brands themselves
21:21 benkay brands. how even ams brand.
21:22 benkay if your brand = your corporation, i don't see how that's addressing the concern.
21:22 Drew electric daisy carnival is branching out their festival, and even though they recently formed a "creative partnership" with SFX (the corporate devil in their eyes) that is not taking away from their brand following
21:22 benkay burning man has a 'too big' branding problem already.
21:22 benkay anyways.
21:22 benkay sounds like a fiat business.
21:22 benkay zero reason for btc folk to get involved.
21:22 Drew yup
21:23 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/2MN42E3.txt)
21:23 benkay !b 3
21:23 Drew unless they were looking to put their eggs in multiple baskets rather than one
21:23 benkay just index the s/p
21:23 benkay call it a day
21:23 benkay second market if gambling's your thing.
21:23 benkay "fartups".
21:24 benkay Drew: we're mostly interested in businesses that cryptocurrencies enable.
21:24 Drew understood
21:24 benkay not much of that in this play.
21:25 Drew I came here at the advice of ThickAsThieves, though I could have been more clear with him about the background of it
21:25 benkay ya well that gets you some amount of politeness.
21:25 benkay not much more.
21:26 Drew I am looking on the bitcointalk.org forum for an investor though, and one thing you may be able to help me with (if you are willing) would be how to more readiliy pitch it to them
21:26 benkay nah
21:26 benkay go outside. meet people in the entertainment biz. raise money, do thing.
21:26 Drew thats ok, politeness isn't something i came looking for. I have a thick skin and would prefer constructive brute criticism to beating around the bush senseless politeness any day
21:26 benkay start small and demonstrate competence.
21:26 benkay business rolls downhill to the heavy objects. be a heavy object.
21:27 benkay but you know
21:27 benkay who are you?
21:27 benkay have you done anything like this before?
21:27 benkay what experience do you have managing dopamine-depleted volunteers and arbitrating rape accusations on the fly?
21:27 Drew we just successfully threw a music festival in atlanta with some pretty star studded acts
21:28 Drew the response was that it was the 3rd best electronic music event held in atlanta to date
21:28 benkay i don't really care
21:28 Drew with the exception of tomorrowworld and counterpoint, 2 multi-day festivals with 100x the budget
21:28 benkay ya anyways
21:28 BingoBoingo Honestly Drew you sound like a less floridly psychotic version of Dank on bitcointalk with this plan.
21:28 benkay i'm out y'all
21:29 benkay er wait maybe not
21:29 Drew well i'm glad i come across as less psychotic at least
21:29 Drew We actually have experience though, have accomplished some things already, and are looking to expand
21:29 Drew and actually have a team with 50 years of experience in the market
21:30 Drew i would hope that that would separate me from people such as dank
21:30 benkay these are all claims as what require substantiation.
21:30 benkay best way to substantiate claims about identity is...get in to the wot and get people vouching for you.
21:30 benkay otherwise, dog.
21:31 Drew get into the wot?
21:31 benkay ;;gettrust Drew
21:31 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user Drew: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=Drew | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Drew | Rated since: never
21:31 benkay web of trust
21:31 benkay ;;google bitcoin-otc web of trust
21:31 gribble #bitcoin-otc web of trust: <http://bitcoin-otc.com/trust.php>; #bitcoin-otc web of trust data: <http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratings.php>; #bitcoin-otc: <http://bitcoin-otc.com/>
21:31 benkay ;;google bitcoin-otc beginners guide
21:31 gribble Beginners Guide - bitcoin-otc wiki: <http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Beginners_Guide>; Using bitcoin-otc - bitcoin-otc wiki: <http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Using_bitcoin-otc>; bitcoin-otc wiki: <http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/>
21:31 benkay not much use if you're running a fiat biz and only care about your fiat connections, though.
21:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2743 @ 0.00012872 = 0.3531 BTC [-] {2}
21:32 benkay i can't trust you without it though.
21:32 Drew understood
21:32 Drew i would imagine that there are some btc connections that may decide to become a fiat connection any day though
21:32 Drew i'd imagine that it happens both ways every day actually
21:32 benkay he gets it. hey mikey!
21:33 benkay anything else, Drew ?
21:33 Duffer1 this you Drew? https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=537527
21:34 Drew yes duffer
21:34 benkay you've got 4 minutes of voice left, Drew...
21:34 Drew yeah benkay, it seems like the web of trust is where i need to head to
21:34 Drew so what is the easiest way to accquire trust through that? or the most efficient rather
21:34 benkay time.
21:34 benkay repeated demonstrations of competence.
21:35 benkay basically, other humans have to trust you.
21:35 Drew so i will basically have to dig a hole and fill it back in again for the sole sake of demonstrating competence
21:35 benkay nah
21:35 benkay !up Drew
21:35 assbot Voice for Drew extended to 30 minutes.
21:35 Drew what can i do that is productive towards my goal to gain that
21:35 Drew thanks
21:35 benkay depends on your skills
21:36 benkay what you can be trusted to do
21:36 benkay what you've *been* trusted to do
21:36 BingoBoingo !up Drew
21:36 assbot Voice for Drew extended to 30 minutes.
21:36 BingoBoingo Drew: If you lurk opportunities get offered rather frequently to do things for people.
21:37 Drew such as?
21:37 benkay thing is that you gotta lurk
21:37 benkay and the opportunities are neither guaranteed nor lucrative.
21:37 BingoBoingo It really depends. You can scroll up to the conversation about making ozbot better as an example.
21:37 Drew seems like lucrative isnt the point
21:37 benkay precisely.
21:37 Drew trust would be the point
21:38 BingoBoingo These things happen nearly every day. Maybe it takes a while for something to fit your skillset.
21:38 benkay mircea_popescu has a standing offer on the table for people to promote the cardano
21:38 benkay 'course, there's no cardano yet.
21:38 BingoBoingo The point though is to continue demonstrating you aren't an idiot
21:38 Drew also as much as i appreciate the bitcoin space, it is not my expertise
21:38 benkay and also that you execute
21:38 Drew im definitely not an idiot, but a good friend of mine is the bitcoin expert
21:38 Drew and also my referral to this space
21:39 benkay the opportunities in -assets are almost entirely bitcoin exclusive.
21:39 benkay nubbins` by virtue of being here sometimes has landed printing jobs
21:39 benkay various artists have been commissioned via this channel
21:39 benkay but this is a bitcoin centric space.
21:39 BingoBoingo Drew: Well the best time to start learning the space was 2010-2011. The next best time to start learning is today.
21:39 BingoBoingo Or tomorrow
21:40 Drew i feel that there should be a way to earn trust with this space in other ways than proving bitcoin competency
21:40 Drew is there not/
21:40 benkay death to fiat fueled governments etc etc
21:40 Drew ?
21:40 benkay bitcoin competence is a baseline.
21:40 BingoBoingo The way to learn though is more reading than doing, at least at first.
21:40 asciilifeform would be interesting to define 'bitcoin competence'
21:40 benkay ^^
21:40 benkay (referring to BingoBoingo)
21:40 Drew where would be a good point to start, readingwise
21:40 benkay trilema
21:40 BingoBoingo benkay: I think asciilifeform Has a better point
21:41 mod6 pff, how about 'how many satoshi in 1 BTC?' i see them get this wrong /constantly/ on twitter, drives me up a tree.
21:41 BingoBoingo http://blogs.bitcoin-assets.com
21:41 benkay yeah, that's a good one.
21:41 mod6 if i had 1 satoshi for everytime they got it wrong, i'd have 1 BTC by now.
21:41 asciilifeform e.g. does a fellow who read the bitcoind src, satoshi paper, understood mostly - but then pisses away his stash into chumpatrons, 'competence' ?
21:42 benkay "doesn't bleed coins"?
21:42 asciilifeform or, opposite scenario.
21:42 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I imagine they have half of it. Seaman vs. Able Seaman
21:42 asciilifeform seaman vs. diesel mechanic
21:42 benkay recent grad vs. support engineer
21:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36250 @ 0.00085629 = 31.0405 BTC [+] {2}
21:43 asciilifeform i suppose a definition is unnecessary - folks who have a poor enough grasp of the mechanics, of both varieties, will soon lose interest in btc and fade away
21:44 Drew so if the bitcoin assets space is definitely almost entirely btc focused, would you say that the bitcointalk space is as well? I have had a couple of responses even on my posts that were almost entirely flame-ridden
21:44 BingoBoingo What explains Taaki then?
21:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 10 @ 0.06474168 = 0.6474 BTC [-]
21:44 BingoBoingo Bitcointalk is a wasteland, barren
21:44 Drew do you not think that there are investors in that space that would be interested in fiat investments?
21:44 benkay !t h rent
21:44 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00600000 / 0.00609548 / 0.00655500 (98 shares, 0.59735710 BTC), 7D: 0.00532500 / 0.00595003 / 0.00750000 (2975 shares, 17.70133594 BTC), 30D: 0.00532500 / 0.00694584 / 0.00750000 (8321 shares, 57.79633594 BTC)
21:44 Duffer1 idiots ya
21:44 asciilifeform one could argue that 'we' ought to still take an interest in these lost souls, if only to prevent them from ending as fuel, stoking chumpatron
21:44 benkay rent has fleeced a bunch, Drew
21:44 BingoBoingo There probably are some. Not many people take anything on Bitcointalk seriously
21:44 asciilifeform (chumpatron exhaust stinks)
21:45 Drew really? i was referred to it as being one of the top 2000 most trafficked sites on the internet
21:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0315001 = 0.315 BTC [-]
21:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0334501 = 0.3345 BTC [-]
21:45 Drew which is definitely quantity over quality, as is evident
21:45 benkay most investors who want to go long the USD do so with their USD investments.
21:45 BingoBoingo Drew: Traffic /= Good
21:45 Drew right
21:45 Duffer1 you would have to be incredibly profitable to roi for investors who buy in BTC if your customers are paying in fiat
21:45 benkay that's the catch.
21:45 benkay being profitable in btc.
21:45 Drew yea duffer definitely
21:45 Drew so let me ask you guys something
21:46 benkay shit gets complicated fast when you touch both positive and negative terminals.
21:46 asciilifeform (i, for those who don't know, ended up here entirely by fortune. invited by mpoepr/hanbot)
21:46 Drew in the next 5 years, what do you see the roi being on bitcoin?
21:46 benkay bloody unknowable.
21:46 BingoBoingo -25% to +1500% range
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21:46 benkay !b 3
21:46 Drew my friend has told me that with a 1% widespread usage, with all the BTC mined they would be 1 million USD apiece?
21:46 Drew something along those lines
21:47 Drew relative to todays USD value
21:47 Duffer1 http://bitbet.us/bet/786/bitcoin-to-surpass-berkshire-as-an-investment/
21:47 ozbot BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment
21:47 BingoBoingo Prolly take more than five years for that though
21:47 kakobrekla asciilifeform its also fortunate you arrived :)
21:47 asciilifeform kakobrekla: thank you
21:47 Drew more than 5 years to reach that usage rate? or more than 5 years for all BTC to be mined? or both?
21:47 asciilifeform Drew: might be worth reading mp's essay on how retail ('coffee cup') usage is irrelevant
21:48 mircea_popescu Drew what was attendance at this festival ?
21:48 Drew ~4,000 people
21:48 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: glad to hear that you still have functioning bees. our bees over here are having problems.
21:49 asciilifeform one day, your country may export... bees.
21:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform or just as well not export thewm
21:50 mircea_popescu Drew there seems to be no mention anywhere except on the promoters' fb pages.
21:50 asciilifeform well, they're a renewable resource.
21:51 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: In my region we seem to be having a strong rebound year for bees.
21:51 Drew from just a google search or?
21:51 Drew several articles come up just from the google search
21:51 mircea_popescu linke me ?
21:52 Drew https://www.google.com/search?q=lunar+massive+atlanta&oq=lunar+massive+atlanta&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i60l2j0l3.2444j0j9&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8
21:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: like the water engine imo << wtf is a water engine? old-school water mill?
21:52 Drew with atlanta included (probably necessary)
21:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform romania also has an abundance of free ranged butterflies.
21:52 mircea_popescu most industrialised countries do not, lepidopterae being some of the most sensitive to pollution
21:53 asciilifeform we still have butterflies here, mostly migratory (mexico)
21:53 asciilifeform afaik
21:53 * asciilifeform not lepidopterae expert
21:53 mircea_popescu Drew aha so nov 15, North Atlanta Trade Center, $40 a ticket.
21:54 Drew yes, thats the one
21:54 Drew they grew more expensive as the event approached but that was one of the early bird prices
21:54 mircea_popescu any published material that includes your name in connection to this ?
21:55 Drew probably not honestly. I organized the entire team that threw it, met and introduced the 2 partners (EDMutual and Decibel), designed the initial business plan and found the investment. My name isnt on any of that though
21:56 Drew there is plenty of published material regarding EDMutual and Decibel though, and through them i can very readily prove my association with this project
21:56 mircea_popescu well so you can appreciate our problem. if we were to try and evaluate your claim, we'd have no objective weay to distinguish you from a random guy that bought a ticket.
21:56 mircea_popescu this is something you may wish to consider for the next thing you organise.
21:57 Drew for a random guy who bought a ticket, i sure have some ambitious plans for this project ;)
21:57 Drew i see what you mean though
21:57 mircea_popescu which brings us to the next step, which is the wot, whose purpose is exactly that.
21:57 mircea_popescu Our plan is to continue the brand > you mean "lunar massive" ?
21:58 mircea_popescu "in the most optimum direction" unless you're mel, optimum is a superlative for you. it takes no comparative.
21:58 mircea_popescu "and develop it into the ideal acquisition target for the below company for the further below reasons" > can you name such a brand that was acquired ? when, by whom, how much ?
21:59 mircea_popescu !up RKinder
21:59 assbot Voicing RKinder for 30 minutes.
22:00 RyanKinder Hello. :)
22:00 mircea_popescu hi
22:01 Drew absolutely
22:01 Drew i can name several
22:01 Drew one moment
22:01 mircea_popescu http://blog.level3.com/global-connectivity/observations-internet-middleman/
22:01 ozbot Observations of an Internet Middleman | Beyond Bandwidth
22:01 mircea_popescu level 3 blowing the omerta.
22:01 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: re: 'millenials' link - wtf is a 'millenial' ?
22:01 mircea_popescu asciilifeform chicks of fuck age.
22:02 BingoBoingo ;;google the story of mel
22:02 gribble The Story of Mel - Catb.org: <http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html>; The Story of Mel: <http://www.cs.utah.edu/~elb/folklore/mel.html>; The Story of Mel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_Mel>
22:02 asciilifeform article seems to suggest that one should not hire them
22:02 BingoBoingo Drew: Mel and optimization ^^
22:02 asciilifeform (inadvertently)
22:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform indeed.
22:02 Drew haha
22:03 asciilifeform perhaps, unless one is trained zoologist.
22:04 Duffer1 Mircea whatever happened with Mrs. Boring?
22:04 Drew SFX entertainment (the company whose tastes we are building our brand to cater to) has made the following acquisitions in the last few years
22:04 mircea_popescu "Much has been made of peering agreements. Many peering agreements were made between engineers in the early days of the Internet and consisted of not much more than a single page of text – if there was anything written down at all. They weren’t really contracts in the way you might consider a formal legal agreement."
22:04 Drew -Disco Donnie Presents - $50,000,000 - 100% ownership
22:04 mircea_popescu this is quite important btw. never forget that the internet exists more as a mpex contract than anything else.
22:05 Drew -Electric Daisy Carnival - $50,000,000 - 50% ownership
22:05 RyanKinder fluffypony: Just read your post on the vertcoin subreddit. Interesting stuff.
22:05 Drew -ID&T (Tomorrowland / Tomorrowworld) - $100,000,000 - 75% ownership
22:05 Drew -Dayglow - $35,000,000 - 100% ownership
22:05 Drew -Beatport - $52,000,000 - 100% ownership
22:06 Drew -MMG - 16,900,000 - 80% ownership
22:06 Drew -Totem Onelove - $75,000,0000 - 100% ownership
22:06 Drew -i-Motion - $12,000,000 - 70% ownership
22:06 mircea_popescu Drew the edc i knew was like the world's largest electronic stuff, but i had no idea some sfx thing had bought it
22:06 mircea_popescu you got a link to that ?
22:07 mircea_popescu (you mean the ny/orlando/pr etc one right ?)
22:07 mircea_popescu seems to be still owned by insomniac
22:07 mircea_popescu !up Drew
22:07 assbot Voicing Drew for 30 minutes.
22:08 Drew one moment ill grab the link
22:10 BingoBoingo I'm wondering if anyone here has experience with US amateur radio licensing
22:10 Drew whups my apologies that acquisition was by live nation rather than sfx
22:11 Drew but live nation acquired 50% of insomniac for 50,000,000
22:11 Drew insomniac still owns the festival EDC, but live nation actually owns 50% of insomniac now
22:11 mircea_popescu more like it.
22:11 Drew the rest of those acquisitions were by SFX entertainment
22:11 mircea_popescu you gotta do your homework drew.
22:11 Drew i did my homework mircea, sorry i missed one of the problems
22:12 mircea_popescu generally speaking the prospective investor will run into one of these, and just drop the thing silently.
22:12 mircea_popescu also generally speaking, this sort of thing we're doing here is paid on retainer, and by the hour.
22:12 mircea_popescu but moving on :
22:13 Drew duly noted
22:13 mircea_popescu "4. Our strategy is designed to create a brand which will cater to what this man and his company are trying to accomplish, which will value our brand at easily a quarter of a billion dollars."
22:13 Drew and i do appreciate yalls patience and interest in this
22:13 mircea_popescu that's laughable. how much are you worth, atm ?
22:14 Drew not anywhere close to that
22:14 mircea_popescu so then how do you know it's easily this or that ?
22:15 Drew based on a pattern of purchases and what those companies mean to him through those purchases
22:15 mircea_popescu branson can say easily a quarter billion. coming out of you it just sounds ... like a millenial.
22:15 mircea_popescu yes yes.
22:15 mircea_popescu 8-10 medium/large scale events << this is where you show the demographics of the area.
22:15 mircea_popescu what about georgia can support 10 medium/large scale events ?
22:15 Drew his first acquisition was disco donnie presents....a brand known for throwing terrible quality events
22:16 Drew 10 medium / large scale events nationwide
22:16 mircea_popescu wait. so you intend to spend 1 month per area ?
22:16 Drew no
22:16 mircea_popescu i mean you, personally.
22:16 Drew each area will serve as its own hotspot
22:16 mircea_popescu then how is this supposed to work ? is your team made out of 10 people ?
22:17 Drew our team has 6-8 core members and 5-10 more that are involved to a lesser degree
22:17 mircea_popescu (Atlanta, Dallas, LA, NYC, Portland, Denver, Chicago, Miami, etc) < the count is 8, and this stinks of poorly researcher. why denver and not seattle, for instance ?
22:17 mircea_popescu why portland and not boston ?
22:18 Drew i listed those cities primarily to illustrate a the way the shows would be spread out
22:18 mircea_popescu but you're supposed to do the research. do the demographic work. KNOW why X and not Y.
22:19 Drew to moreso basically describe the general idea
22:19 mircea_popescu these aren't the result of throwing darts at a highschool map
22:19 mircea_popescu yes, i get the general idea that the us contains a number of cities.
22:19 mircea_popescu hardly needs illustration.
22:19 mircea_popescu moving on
22:19 mircea_popescu "we have 90-100 events associated with the brand across the country throughout the entire year to build promotion around, using each event as a social media hub and continuing to expand our presence. This will create the most unified EMC related brand that has existed so far, making it the literal perfect company"
22:20 mircea_popescu do you comprehend the problems of creating brand identity over 100 geographicallyh disparate items ?
22:21 Drew such as?
22:21 mircea_popescu o boy.
22:21 Drew if the brand identity was rooted in quality live music of a few main genres, and the acts were tailored by city for maximum effect, what brand identity problems would you be mainly speaking of/
22:22 mircea_popescu see, a good chunk of mcdonald's corporate expenditure goes to making sure that mcdonalds hamburgers are the same in atlanta and lincoln
22:22 mircea_popescu similarly with coca cola, and all large consumer product brands that use local anything
22:22 mircea_popescu so, buying local buns makes things taste...local.
22:22 Drew right
22:22 mircea_popescu to have a brand, you have to manage localisation issues.
22:22 mircea_popescu neither insulting the locals, nor allowing them to dilute you into nothing
22:23 mircea_popescu this is an extremely complex, difficult and resource intensive endeavour.
22:23 mircea_popescu you're setting yourself for this task of herding 100 cats, and THIS is why nobody else is doing it.
22:23 Drew but while buying an idaho bun may taste different than a florida bun, a meyer subwoofer rented from idaho would be the same as one rented in florida
22:23 mircea_popescu you see, "We will do this by having a different approach than any currently existing brand." is no guarantee of success.
22:24 mircea_popescu sometimes there are reasons nobody else is cooking by holding the stove on their head.
22:24 mircea_popescu Drew perhaps.
22:24 Drew im still following and agreeing with all of your logic
22:24 mircea_popescu but your answers to this problem will have to be much much better than merely not appearing like you ever heard of it.
22:25 Drew but sometimes there is no good reason why no one has figured out how to use a stove yet, if we go back in time to that point
22:25 mircea_popescu sure.
22:25 mircea_popescu dub nobody likes your dubstep anyways!!1
22:26 Drew you forgot to add 'one' after the 1 there :)
22:26 Drew mircea i really do appreciate you taking your time to speak with me about this
22:27 BingoBoingo Panera might be a good case in localization issues to read up on
22:27 mircea_popescu Drew what's your formal education ?
22:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12100 @ 0.00085579 = 10.3551 BTC [-] {2}
22:27 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo about half the case studies in us business school are actually this or applications of it, if memory serves.
22:28 Drew panera bread bingo?
22:28 BingoBoingo Drew: Yes
22:28 mircea_popescu perhaps excusable on the grounds that few higher level thinkers end up in busienss school
22:28 Drew i went to a few years of aerospace engineering at Auburn University
22:28 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: So I've heard. I'm just thinking of a local venture that has run into the localization issue hard as it expanded
22:28 mircea_popescu airbnb to this day doesn't realise that it's much more successful in canada than in the us, or why.
22:28 Drew decided rapidly that a field with a glass ceiling of earnings proportional to achievement was not for me
22:29 Drew decided to open my own business
22:29 mircea_popescu Drew the problem of not having completed formal education is that you don't end up with a structured thinking process. this is not so bad for people like engineers, who don't really need it quite to the degree, but you're trying to go into business.
22:30 mircea_popescu of course, the us college hasn't been giving people thinking tools in 50 years, but anyway.
22:30 Drew ^^^
22:30 Drew i would like to think that i ended up with a structured thinking process
22:30 Drew do you not think so/
22:31 mircea_popescu casual examination would indicate otherwise, but hey. you're a millenial aren't you ? got plenty of time.
22:31 Drew well i'm glad there is hope for me yet
22:31 Duffer1 you found your way here, that's no small thing
22:31 mircea_popescu anyway, so run me through your expense structure. you need 1.25mn (exactly), which is to cover what ?
22:31 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: US amateur radio licensing << there is an exam, multiple choice, concerning basic physics and law (as it pertains to radio in usa). the questions, if i recall, are... published. just like the joke that is u.s. 'citizenship test.'
22:32 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know romanian citizenship requires you to know... official romanian history ?
22:32 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not surprised.
22:32 mircea_popescu which differs in unexpected places from commonly accepted history, of course.
22:32 asciilifeform naturally.
22:32 Drew mircea honestly if you are willing i would love to shoot you over the complete financials to check out
22:33 Drew i understand if you dont, but it would be much more effective than me trying to explain it all
22:33 mircea_popescu why do you think that ?
22:33 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: in it, do the dacians build rome?
22:33 Drew why do i think that it would be more effective?
22:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not quite to the degree, but god help you if you seem to think there's no such thing as "thracians", as distinct from whatever sarmatian cloud
22:33 mircea_popescu Drew yes
22:33 asciilifeform lol!
22:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform in the words of romania's first 3rd republic president, "we come from the ducks that come from the trucks"
22:34 Drew because it is spread out over a 5 year period, 20 pages of excel
22:34 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0S0HsWPIWk
22:34 ozbot Iliescu si engleza - YouTube
22:34 mircea_popescu drew if you can't summarize it throw it out.
22:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2538 @ 0.0008544 = 2.1685 BTC [-]
22:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'don't touch the mustache.' (どういたしまして)
22:36 mircea_popescu lol
22:36 mircea_popescu Dōitashimashite
22:38 asciilifeform ducks/trucks line wasn't there
22:39 asciilifeform but it isn't hard to see how it could have been.
22:39 mircea_popescu uh it must be
22:40 ThickAsThieves https://medium.com/p/23f9de5dc65e
22:40 ThickAsThieves !up Drew
22:40 assbot Voicing Drew for 30 minutes.
22:40 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: if you want the license, visit a used book store, buy the question set, memorize, pony up the fee. at no point will you need to use brain.
22:41 ThickAsThieves AltCoin Alert: Western Union Obtains Alternative Currency Exchange System Patent from USPTO
22:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform dangit it's gone. somehow that clip got edited a little.
22:41 asciilifeform lol
22:41 mircea_popescu anyway, the guy explained romanian ethnogenesis in those terms. he meant dacians and thracians, not that that version'd have been any more sensible.
22:42 asciilifeform that part seems obvious
22:42 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves yeah. a good reason for bitcoin to start ignoring patents too.
22:42 asciilifeform how can one use anything resembling a functioning computer without ignoring patents?
22:42 mircea_popescu elephant in room.
22:43 asciilifeform obligatory spam:
22:43 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/?p=309
22:43 ozbot Loper OS » No Formats, no Format Wars.
22:44 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I suppose that's what I'll have to do.
22:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you seen the earlier bit about the php/objective-c key mismatch issue ?
22:44 asciilifeform yeah, somehow not surprised
22:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.004332 = 0.4332 BTC [+]
22:45 mircea_popescu so you know, gotta have some mechanism to force people to not be retarded
22:46 mircea_popescu http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/05/your-android-phone-viewed-illegal-porn-to-unlock-it-pay-a-300-fine/
22:46 ozbot Your Android phone viewed illegal porn. To unlock it, pay a $300 fine | Ars Technica
22:47 mircea_popescu (malware story)
22:48 mircea_popescu but sometiems one wonders how much of this malware serves a useful government function.
22:48 asciilifeform 'untraceable payment mechanisms such as Paysafecard or uKash.' << spam-paypals still exist!?
22:48 mircea_popescu oya
22:48 mircea_popescu they change about every 2 years, which consequently is the experimental period of law enforcing
22:49 mircea_popescu currently paysafecard is going up and ukash is going out
22:49 asciilifeform wonder if they serve any purpose but... this.
22:49 mircea_popescu coupla years ago ukash was just taking over from... i forgot who
22:49 mircea_popescu egold ?
22:51 asciilifeform and, who, exactly, keeps anything they cannot afford to lose, on a Pnohe?
22:51 mircea_popescu people.
22:52 mircea_popescu people keep "everything they have" in reach of the government, and i nreach of a woman they met two weeks ago while drunk, and so on.
22:52 asciilifeform lol
22:52 mircea_popescu people are poor, and while the little they own is still all they own, the security they can feasibly deploy is nil
22:53 mircea_popescu think of it this way : most women alive today can not afford to enforce the privacy of a room to fuck in.
22:53 mircea_popescu so they either do it in the bushes, with the constant risk of a stray dog taking a piss on the couple during,
22:53 mircea_popescu or else they put up with whatever nonsensical demands expectations and assorted nonsense someone with a chicken coop available may wish to put forward.
22:55 asciilifeform i suppose 'people' are also innocent of the concept of backup.
22:55 mircea_popescu no, just, innocent of the resources to get a spare disk.
22:55 mircea_popescu "It is likely that the success of LZW and its thousands of implementations, especially among small developers, caught Unisys unprepared. Otherwise, it would be difficult to understand how Unisys could first allow a very large number of small and big developers to use LZW for years, and then, after the establishment of various standards based on LZW, change its attitude."
22:56 asciilifeform 'submarine.'
22:56 mircea_popescu yeah, seriously, it is so very difficult to understand. couldn't have even predicted it, either. o.O
22:56 asciilifeform (actual term of art!)
22:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.44064002 = 13.2192 BTC [-] {9}
22:57 asciilifeform innocent of the resources to get a spare disk << india? zimbabwe?
22:58 mircea_popescu the world over.
22:59 asciilifeform yes, viet cong had to fill bamboo stalks with half-dead batteries to power a radio. but the average shaved ape today is drowning in cheap hardware.
22:59 mircea_popescu so ?
22:59 mircea_popescu unless it's on obamacare they can't afford it.
22:59 asciilifeform so, missing ingredient is brain (or giving a damn)
23:00 mircea_popescu missing ingredient is always brain.
23:00 asciilifeform as a teenager, i was kept in lavish supply hardware-wise just from what nearby (us) office parks dumped.
23:00 mircea_popescu this is like having a 40 yo chick come to you for dancing lessons and you telling her "missing ingredient is you being 20". why tyvm, mr expert guy!
23:00 asciilifeform and know quite a few others who feasted likewise.
23:00 mircea_popescu but this is exceptional
23:01 Drew sorry, had to grab a shower
23:01 mircea_popescu asciilifeform frame the question better : you've not had any decent sleep in a week, you gotta make it in time to work cause else it's your ass.
23:01 Drew the 1.25 million would, in summary, be used for the following over approximately 3 of the 5 years mentioned for the plan
23:02 mircea_popescu and if you get fired you'll lose the apt and thus the deposit and thus homeless.
23:02 mircea_popescu now tell me about getting spare drives. when ? with what ?
23:02 mircea_popescu if you have 20 bux spare you'll get a manicure, maybe you find some guy that's not an asshoel.
23:02 Drew talent buying, venue rentals, sound / lighting equipment, staffing, security, other event related costs
23:03 asciilifeform lol, in wash. dc. you can see... hobos, with smartPnohes.
23:03 Drew much of it on advertising and promotion materials and in general
23:04 Drew in all likelihood we won't need the whole 1.25 million but there is a cushion of about 300,000 built in
23:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform basically it boils down to, your sorting algorithm of evil not matching theirs.
23:04 punkman morning folks
23:04 mircea_popescu Drew that was the shittiest summary in recorded history. try again.
23:04 mircea_popescu punkman yo.
23:04 mircea_popescu i
23:04 mircea_popescu 'm like pavlov's dog over here punkman, i see your name i expect great links.
23:04 punkman ;;google favela chic
23:04 gribble FAVELA CHIC: <http://favelachic.com/>; Favela Chic - République - Paris, France | Yelp: <http://www.yelp.com/biz/favela-chic-paris>; Favela Chic, Paris - Restaurant Reviews - TripAdvisor: <http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187147-d779098-Reviews-Favela_Chic-Paris_Ile_de_France.html>
23:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: somewhat tangentially, i notice that your illustrative examples of the ragged and starving are always grlz.
23:05 punkman google fails me
23:05 asciilifeform this is sorta like using alley cat as illustration of the biology of felis silverstris
23:05 asciilifeform *silvestris
23:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform well that's my pov. i mostly care about, interact with and experience the world through womenz.
23:05 Drew that made me laugh pretty hard i must say
23:06 Drew lol one second
23:06 asciilifeform life of the feral animal is hard, sure.
23:06 punkman "Favela Chic is when you have lost everything material, everything you built and everything you had, but you’re still wired to the gills! And really big on Facebook. That’s Favela Chic."
23:06 punkman "You lost everything, you have no money, you have no career, you have no health insurance, you’re not even sure where you live, you don’t have children, and you have no steady relationship or any set of dependable friends. And it’s hot. It’s a really cool place to be. "
23:06 asciilifeform obligatory:
23:06 asciilifeform http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2011/07/dead-souls.html
23:06 ozbot ClubOrlov: Dead Souls
23:07 mircea_popescu punkman favela if memory serves is the precarious squatting living arrangements most south america enjoys
23:07 punkman yeah it is
23:07 mircea_popescu flatron tv set in hole in the wall ruin sort of thing
23:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.43255 = 0.8651 BTC [-] {2}
23:12 TheNewDeal .d
23:12 ozbot 8.001 billion | Next Diff in 898 blocks | Estimated Change: 8.0148% in 5d 17h 30m 56s
23:15 * mircea_popescu wonders wtf TheNewDeal is. then has dejavu moment. then remembers it's testing123.
23:15 mircea_popescu what's in a name!
23:15 TheNewDeal :D
23:15 TheNewDeal are you saying testing123 is more memorable?
23:16 mike_c ;;bc,stats
23:16 gribble Current Blocks: 299485 | Current Difficulty: 8.0008721359681635E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 300383 | Next Difficulty In: 898 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 16 hours, 50 minutes, and 15 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 8647989715.8 | Estimated Percent Change: 8.08809
23:16 mike_c gribble and oz differ by a whole day on diff change
23:16 mike_c yet same estimated change
23:16 mike_c somebody has a bug.
23:17 mircea_popescu "I really would like you to contrast that with what you have to do with HTML on the Internet. " asciilifeform re your article, god help us if we end up executing code off the data
23:17 mircea_popescu how in the shithells is this a good idea ?!
23:17 TheNewDeal looks like gribble
23:17 TheNewDeal bitcoinwisdom is 5.7 days at 11.6 %
23:17 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal no im just saying switching nicks is a very expensive operation for everyone else
23:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the same way that jumping out of an airplane can be a good idea.
23:17 asciilifeform with the correct equipment.
23:18 mircea_popescu let's have the equipment first
23:18 mircea_popescu then i'll consider it
23:18 asciilifeform that was sorta the point of the piece (and the whole fscking site...)
23:18 mircea_popescu !up drew
23:18 assbot Voicing drew for 30 minutes.
23:18 mike_c ;;calc 898 / 6 / 24
23:18 gribble 6.23611111111
23:18 mike_c yeah, no way 4 days 16 hours
23:18 mike_c is nanotube responsible for that?
23:18 Drew gracias
23:18 benkay <mircea_popescu> why portland and not boston ? << generally there is only one reason to locate in portland and that is low-cost 'engineering' talent.
23:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform now as far as programmable gpus go, o boy would computer games love thids
23:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the horror with which nearly every reader (who wrote in) reacted to that piece, is indicative of the true depths of the hole we are in.
23:19 mircea_popescu benkay i dunno, that's why the producers hire research depts yo uknow ? not my jobsworth :D
23:19 TheNewDeal can i get a linky?
23:19 mircea_popescu TheNewDeal to ?
23:20 TheNewDeal this ascii piece
23:20 TheNewDeal ... re god help us if we end up executing code off the data
23:20 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-05-2014#663880
23:20 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
23:21 mircea_popescu "Let the trolls try to collect danegeld from a hundred million consumers!" << this may be dangerous, in that putting too much weight on something "that will hold anything" never works. like you know, 19th century poliution and the ideas of "send fumes in the air, it can take anything" or "water will wash anyhing away"
23:21 mircea_popescu maybe with too many incentives stacked up, they'll figure out a way to do it, and that'll be a horror worse than any other.
23:21 TheNewDeal dead souls Club Orlov?
23:21 mircea_popescu already working on it in the us to a distasteful degree.
23:21 asciilifeform this is called 'heighten the contradictions'
23:21 benkay <Drew> but while buying an idaho bun may taste different than a florida bun, a meyer subwoofer rented from idaho would be the same as one rented in florida << the tastes and social mores differ wildly across the different regions. f'r instance, you'll have a mighty hard time displacing red cube in portland (but again don't ever do anything in this town)
23:21 asciilifeform sorta like the earthquake machine.
23:22 mircea_popescu works better from safe distance.
23:22 asciilifeform yes.
23:22 asciilifeform when the glass breaks.
23:22 Drew Cost of Goods Sold Artists463,350 Marketing184,600 Production92,300 Security46,150 Ticket Fee20,470 Venue52,775 Other0 Cost of Goods Sold859,645 Gross Profit (Loss)778,133
23:22 Drew this format doesnt transfer well, that was a test, brb
23:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.44992636 = 7.1988 BTC [+] {6}
23:23 mircea_popescu Drew it's fine
23:23 benkay <Drew> i would like to think that i ended up with a structured thinking process << hang out here and you might be so lucky as to have one beaten into you
23:23 mircea_popescu can you believe, dear assets, that the ticket mafia gypped him for almost 40% of the rent of the venue ?
23:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.4499555 = 0.8999 BTC [+]
23:24 mircea_popescu land of the <del>brave</del> fucktarded.
23:24 mod6 srsly, effed.
23:24 Drew yup
23:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: works better from safe distance << not everybody gets the luxury of a safe distance. some folks have to make do with, e.g. -
23:24 asciilifeform http://files.radioscanner.ru/uploader/2012/japan_suicide_mine.jpg
23:24 Drew one day i would like to see a bitcoin ticketing platform
23:24 Drew free of ticket fees....
23:24 Drew *tear*
23:24 mircea_popescu not so far off.
23:24 Drew i know
23:25 mircea_popescu anyway. this actually looks like a sane budget. who made it ?
23:25 Drew looking forward to it
23:25 Drew one of my team members
23:25 mircea_popescu ok. so this was for the lunar thing ?
23:26 Drew yessir
23:26 asciilifeform (that 'lance mine.' there's a vietnamese film, of a parade, 1970s, where merry cadets march around with... them. presumably spoils of the old war.)
23:26 Drew 20 pages of sane financials like that
23:26 Drew or yes ma'am
23:26 mike_c asciilifeform: does the soldier survive? it's not a kamikaze thing is it?
23:26 asciilifeform mike_c: exactly what you expect.
23:26 Drew or whatever, internet anonymity reigns
23:27 asciilifeform in comments to the parade film, people asked, 'why toilet plungers?!'
23:27 benkay <mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves yeah. a good reason for bitcoin to start ignoring patents too. << bitcoin cares about patents today?!
23:27 mircea_popescu mike_c the soldier *may* survive.
23:27 mike_c ok. so the 'suicide' part is that you have to get within a pole's length of the tank :)
23:28 mircea_popescu Drew alright. see, now you're sounding a lot less like dank.
23:28 asciilifeform it's a shaped charge. so, your luck depends on the fragments flying, among other things.
23:28 Drew thank you
23:28 mike_c penetrate 6 inches of steel, must be quite a charge
23:28 mircea_popescu anyway, this is all for me. see you ~guys~ in the morning.
23:28 mircea_popescu the gals im seeing tonite.
23:28 Drew mircea
23:29 Drew thanks very much for your input, it was a pleasure meeting you
23:29 Drew e- meeting you at least
23:30 Drew i'll prolly be lurking around here trying to have a structured way of thinking beaten into me eventually
23:30 benkay ;;gettrust Drew
23:30 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user Drew: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=Drew | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Drew | Rated since: never
23:30 benkay start there.
23:30 Drew ill start tomorrow
23:30 benkay no sense rushing.
23:31 Drew ill be back here for advice almost certainly
23:31 Drew theres no time like the present
23:31 benkay https://alexcabal.com/creating-the-perfect-gpg-keypair/
23:31 benkay Drew: ^^
23:31 benkay ping me if you get into trouble.
23:31 Drew saved
23:31 Drew is it as easy as /ping benkay
23:31 benkay don't register until you've blown it away and restored it from backup at least twice.
23:31 benkay no ping necessary
23:31 benkay well, you can't talk in here
23:31 benkay /msg benkay yourmessage
23:31 benkay or /query benkay for conversation
23:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00012955 = 0.2591 BTC [+]
23:32 benkay if i don't respond within fifteen minutes i'm offline.
23:32 Drew does query open a private convo/
23:32 benkay yup
23:32 Drew cool
23:32 Drew thanks very much, ill save that and check it out tomorrow
23:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 302 @ 0.00430064 = 1.2988 BTC [-] {6}
23:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27254 @ 0.0008544 = 23.2858 BTC [-]
23:41 TheNewDeal mpex drop?
23:41 TheNewDeal didn't think those were possible any more
23:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.0314001 = 0.1256 BTC [-]
23:49 peterl change in mpex price is just mircea_popescu having fun messing with the people trying to daytrade his stock
23:50 peterl </tinfoil hat>
23:50 TheNewDeal hahaha
23:50 TheNewDeal fucking over his shareholders
23:51 peterl or shaking out the weak hands before he pumps the price up again
23:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0694779 = 0.139 BTC [+]
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