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00:01 danielpbarron !up morenoh149
00:04 morenoh149 what is that?
00:05 morenoh149 I have bitcoins. What do I do with them?
00:05 trinque you can send them to me if you like.
00:06 danielpbarron you can buy Eulora coppers with them
00:07 morenoh149 anyone else in nyc? met a couple of ppl interested in finance and bitcoin this month
00:07 ben_vulpes lol ##javascript
00:07 danielpbarron i'm near nyc
00:07 ben_vulpes you met people interested in finance, morenoh149?
00:07 ben_vulpes in nyc of all places?
00:07 morenoh149 yeah there was a bitcoin meetup over at solidX
00:08 ben_vulpes solidX being?
00:08 morenoh149 a company
00:09 ben_vulpes looks like a website from here
00:10 ben_vulpes gallancy, since 2011
00:10 ben_vulpes daniel h gallancy, i mean to say
00:10 ben_vulpes dimitri nemirovsky, since 2013
00:10 ben_vulpes ivan brightly, is a blockchain subject matter expert having been involved as a core member of the bitcoin/blockchain community since 2012
00:11 ben_vulpes bryan reyhani has been in the space since 2013 having handled seminal legal work that garnered widespread media coverage.
00:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 156500 @ 0.00048577 = 76.023 BTC [-]
00:11 ben_vulpes bob mcelrath contributed to numerous open source projects in the bitcoin space, including Bitcoin Core.
00:12 ben_vulpes and not a single one of them have i ever heard of.
00:12 ben_vulpes and who are you morenoh149?
00:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 114086 @ 0.00048604 = 55.4504 BTC [+]
00:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57750 @ 0.00049181 = 28.402 BTC [+] {3}
00:17 morenoh149 I write javascript mostly. I own a little bitcoin I bought off some asian guy
00:27 ben_vulpes that's not an answer to the question
00:35 ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-12-2015#1343716 << oh i think i see what's going on here
00:35 assbot Logged on 15-12-2015 19:12:39; asciilifeform: somebody +v ascii_field por favor, he can't reach the button
00:35 ben_vulpes that is some specific diddling.
00:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 90100 @ 0.00049183 = 44.3139 BTC [+] {2}
00:49 ben_vulpes https://blockchain.info/tx/58262fa8436e0d35b73e43caef8c6e4d929507a3acb9d44e56b26b48251e30e8 << HODAMN
00:49 assbot Bitcoin Transaction 58262fa8436e0d35b73e43caef8c6e4d929507a3acb9d44e56b26b48251e30e8 ... ( http://bit.ly/1OvwEj9 )
00:50 BingoBoingo I'm pretty sure yall definitely have more money than the Vessenes' Foundation nao
00:51 * ben_vulpes still has no idea what people think we're going to do with it
00:51 ben_vulpes buy a si fab in mod6's old age i imagine
00:51 BingoBoingo Eventually bury meganodes in concrete
01:00 BingoBoingo ;;later tell pete_dushenski https://archive.is/L2CGe
01:00 assbot Eating the Bitcoin Cake — Medium ... ( http://bit.ly/1QLvep8 )
01:00 gribble The operation succeeded.
01:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105918 @ 0.00049057 = 51.9602 BTC [-]
01:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 111564 @ 0.00049174 = 54.8605 BTC [+] {3}
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01:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 120800 @ 0.00048813 = 58.9661 BTC [-] {3}
01:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86750 @ 0.00048766 = 42.3045 BTC [-]
01:55 ben_vulpes !up morenoh149
01:56 * ben_vulpes off
02:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34900 @ 0.00049169 = 17.16 BTC [+]
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02:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2118 @ 0.00048766 = 1.0329 BTC [-]
02:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82531 @ 0.00048772 = 40.252 BTC [+] {3}
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02:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60100 @ 0.00049054 = 29.4815 BTC [+] {2}
03:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57700 @ 0.00048526 = 27.9995 BTC [-]
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03:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 218946 @ 0.00049141 = 107.5923 BTC [+] {3}
03:32 deedbot- [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] It’s not your outgoing US President’s fault he’s a dumb monkey, it’s affirmative action’s. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/12/16/its-not-your-outgoing-us-presidents-fault-hes-a-dumb-monkey-its-affirmative-actions/
03:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71950 @ 0.00049198 = 35.398 BTC [+] {3}
03:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 164967 @ 0.00049207 = 81.1753 BTC [+] {2}
03:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81800 @ 0.00049259 = 40.2939 BTC [+] {3}
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04:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 162150 @ 0.00048505 = 78.6509 BTC [-] {3}
04:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 113100 @ 0.0004841 = 54.7517 BTC [-] {5}
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04:49 jurov http://www.marketplace.org/2015/12/10/world/why-cant-china-make-good-ballpoint-pen
04:49 assbot Why can't China make a good ballpoint pen? | Marketplace.org ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZbtMiO )
04:49 jurov First up was Qu Daokui, CEO of a robotics company. “If I close my eyes and try to think of a product that has Chinese characteristics and is recognized internationally,” stammered Qu, “I can’t think of one.”
05:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17053 @ 0.00048379 = 8.2501 BTC [-]
05:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75797 @ 0.0004825 = 36.5721 BTC [-] {2}
05:11 adlai cf "bla bla space pen bla bla nasa money bla bla freezing boiling cosmic-ray-induced-degradation-of-premium-ink blabla. the russians used a pencil."
05:13 adlai ehehe of course there's a blog for that: http://therussiansusedapencil.com/post/175863624/the-pencil
05:13 assbot The Pencil - The Russians Used a Pencil ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZbvCjH )
05:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52404 @ 0.00048287 = 25.3043 BTC [+]
05:19 davout mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-12-2015#1343429
05:19 assbot Logged on 15-12-2015 16:58:50; davout: mircea_popescu: pl0x to x.eur
05:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37700 @ 0.00048589 = 18.3181 BTC [+]
05:22 jurov *sigh* in the quest to make sense of trb's memory allocations, i ended up at gates of openssl's CBigNum
05:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 76200 @ 0.00048939 = 37.2915 BTC [+] {3}
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05:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 124900 @ 0.00049071 = 61.2897 BTC [+] {2}
05:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 124650 @ 0.00048127 = 59.9903 BTC [-] {3}
05:58 davout jurov: dem gates of hell
06:04 jurov http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/bignum.h?v=asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option#0068 specifically, this appear to leak memory somehow
06:04 assbot Satoshi asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option/src/bignum.h ... ( http://bit.ly/1lP3cOw )
06:05 jurov it goes against https://www.openssl.org/docs/manmaster/crypto/BN_copy.html
06:05 assbot OpenSSL ... ( http://bit.ly/1lP3epI )
06:05 jurov which says "dest should be a newly allocated BIGNUM obtained via a call to BN_new(). It should not have been used for other purposes or initialised in any way."
06:08 punkman it overloads the assignment operator? dear god
06:10 jurov yes. and the best thing? igprof says it's called from CBlock::AddToBlockIndex but i have no idea where exactly the fucking compiler implicitly added it
06:10 punkman actually it has custom fn for all operators
06:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9020 @ 0.00049155 = 4.4338 BTC [+]
06:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88300 @ 0.00049335 = 43.5628 BTC [+] {3}
06:27 punkman http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html
06:27 assbot Ehsan Abdulaziz: Saudi millionaire who said he 'accidentally tripped and penetrated' teenage girl cleared of rape | Crime | News | The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jbxb8h )
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06:46 punkman http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-M84Sb4h6Jk4/UZziag65nbI/AAAAAAABVLw/QzR1vjFgEBA/s1600/ke7sFs9.jpg
06:46 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jbyggc )
06:52 mircea_popescu davout on it.
06:56 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344203 <<< Vulpes Suave Sarcasm. The kind the pope uses.
06:56 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 05:07:37; ben_vulpes: in nyc of all places?
06:58 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344211 <<< https://twitter.com/twobitidiot/status/497449427460956161 being the... one guy that retweeted that selkis two bit idiot thing should count as " a blockchain subject matter expert having been involved as a core member of the bitcoin/blockchain community since 2012" wouldn't you say ?
06:58 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 05:10:53; ben_vulpes: ivan brightly, is a blockchain subject matter expert having been involved as a core member of the bitcoin/blockchain community since 2012
06:59 mircea_popescu they're taking the "i've been part of the bitcoin through talking" to the next level : "in my head, i could have been talking abotu this in 2012 so why the hell not!"
06:59 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: bryan reyhani has been in the space since 2013 having handled seminal legal work that garnered widespread media coverage. <<< bwaghaghaga fuckuing epic.
07:00 mircea_popescu there is apparently OTHER seminal legal work in "The space" than my semen the sec chicklets guzzled. fancy that.
07:00 mircea_popescu next time ima be sure to spread the media coverage wider.
07:01 mircea_popescu this has been entertaining.
07:03 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344227 << heh. it's an american thing, how could one not have more money than it ?!
07:03 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 05:50:32; BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure yall definitely have more money than the Vessenes' Foundation nao
07:04 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344228 << fancy that! one government gets 0.1% voluntary tax and doesn't know what to do with it, the other gets 70%ish at gunpoint and thinks it needs so much more.
07:04 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 05:51:21; *: ben_vulpes still has no idea what people think we're going to do with it
07:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 93044 @ 0.00049386 = 45.9507 BTC [+] {3}
07:05 mircea_popescu deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] << hey, maybe stick some more pete dushenski in there, pete_dushenski ? just in case tis not clear!
07:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.0004921 = 5.4131 BTC [-] {2}
07:07 punkman just reached the indiancandy and thnewdeal part of the logs, wtf
07:09 mircea_popescu tis a mystery.
07:11 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344273 << nice find j.
07:11 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 11:05:32; jurov: which says "dest should be a newly allocated BIGNUM obtained via a call to BN_new(). It should not have been used for other purposes or initialised in any way."
07:13 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344280 <<< ahahaha check it out, the brits stick to rotherham!
07:13 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 11:27:29; assbot: Ehsan Abdulaziz: Saudi millionaire who said he 'accidentally tripped and penetrated' teenage girl cleared of rape | Crime | News | The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jbxb8h )
07:13 mircea_popescu should just move the fucking capital already, who needs the queen.
07:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51350 @ 0.0004921 = 25.2693 BTC [-] {2}
07:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00049151 = 3.4651 BTC [-]
07:17 mircea_popescu oh, the mystery clears : https://archive.is/pcaTg#selection-1583.0-1585.0 << the subject matter expert primarily exists in the xt.
07:17 assbot only-bigblocks branch code review - Google Groups ... ( http://bit.ly/1k2bb9e )
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07:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 129000 @ 0.000494 = 63.726 BTC [+] {3}
07:47 punkman !up justanotheruser
07:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38561 @ 0.00049151 = 18.9531 BTC [-] {2}
07:52 punkman http://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6141
07:52 assbot “Gunslinger’s gait”: a new cause of unilaterally reduced arm swing | The BMJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1O8larH )
08:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 161050 @ 0.00048848 = 78.6697 BTC [-]
08:10 punkman http://fortune.com/2015/12/15/cybersecurity-china-world-internet-conference/
08:10 assbot Cybersecurity Won’t Be the Biggest Deal at China’s World Internet Conference - Fortune ... ( http://bit.ly/1O8miLS )
08:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35663 @ 0.00048622 = 17.3401 BTC [-] {2}
08:17 punkman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKS4NiuCdJY
08:17 assbot ΝΙΚΟΣ ΜΑΜΑΓΚΑΚΗΣ ΤΟ ΤΡΑΓΟΥΔΙ ΤΟΥ ΤΡΕΛΛΟΥ - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1O8mPxk )
08:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 114600 @ 0.00048079 = 55.0985 BTC [-] {2}
08:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63502 @ 0.00048455 = 30.7699 BTC [+]
08:31 punkman https://www.cbinsights.com/blog/startup-failure-post-mortem/
08:31 assbot 146 Startup Failure Post-Mortems
08:33 punkman goldmine
08:33 punkman (why didn't assbot add a bit.ly to the title?)
08:43 mircea_popescu no idea.
08:51 mircea_popescu davout http://dpaste.com/1TD2Q8F
08:51 assbot dpaste: 1TD2Q8F ... ( http://bit.ly/1k2miid )
08:52 davout mircea_popescu: danke schön
08:52 mircea_popescu getting the xeurs in momentarily.
09:02 mircea_popescu !up Peter_Geschel
09:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22400 @ 0.00048455 = 10.8539 BTC [+]
09:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 161337 @ 0.00047968 = 77.3901 BTC [-] {4}
09:14 punkman http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35111363
09:14 assbot Facewatch 'thief recognition' CCTV on trial in UK stores - BBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1O8qs6v )
09:16 mircea_popescu today like in athens 3k years ago, a good chunks of "thieves" are the merchant's own adolescent sons.
09:20 deedbot- [fr.anco.is] X.EUR December 16th statement - http://fr.anco.is/2015/x-eur-december-16th-statement/
09:21 davout deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/2PG8AP4.txt
09:21 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1O8qOdk )
09:21 deedbot- accepted: 1
09:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 0.56897406 BTC to 5`000`000 shares, 11 satoshi per share
09:25 mircea_popescu deedbot- http://dpaste.com/2PRX75J.txt
09:25 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZbX0hx )
09:25 deedbot- accepted: 1
09:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 124.03338301 BTC to 500`000`000 shares, 24 satoshi per share
09:26 mircea_popescu deedbot- http://dpaste.com/0YV070C.txt
09:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZbXhB8 )
09:26 deedbot- accepted: 1
09:29 mircea_popescu in other news, anyone wanna do a wire for me ?
09:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 105200 @ 0.00048154 = 50.658 BTC [+]
09:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 62200 @ 0.00048154 = 29.9518 BTC [+]
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10:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 306884 @ 0.00047935 = 147.1048 BTC [-] {8}
10:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 190216 @ 0.00047759 = 90.8453 BTC [-] {7}
10:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 132700 @ 0.0004867 = 64.5851 BTC [+] {2}
10:19 asciilifeform https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8794707 << somehow i missed this lul ?
10:19 assbot #bitcoin-assets on freenode is a good one with frequent discussion | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1mnYWpj )
10:20 asciilifeform ;;later tell jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344269 << what's the clue for this ? ( is this wallet code ? it never once turned up in any of my leak tests )
10:20 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 11:04:58; jurov: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/bignum.h?v=asciilifeform_add_verifyall_option#0068 specifically, this appear to leak memory somehow
10:20 gribble The operation succeeded.
10:22 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344295 << having no expenses is great, aha
10:22 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 12:04:39; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344228 << fancy that! one government gets 0.1% voluntary tax and doesn't know what to do with it, the other gets 70%ish at gunpoint and thinks it needs so much more.
10:22 asciilifeform everybody else would, if they could...
10:23 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344324 << mega-l0l:
10:23 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 13:31:42; punkman: https://www.cbinsights.com/blog/startup-failure-post-mortem/
10:23 asciilifeform 'There was no doubt about it: I had discovered The Next Big Thing. Like Edison and the lightbulb, like Gates and the pc operating system, I would launch a revolution that would transform society while bringing me wealth and fame. I was about to become the first person in America to sell condom key chains.'
10:24 asciilifeform interestingly, there are two or three 'adult' defunct corps in there (a biotech thing and i forget what else)
10:26 asciilifeform in other nyooz,
10:26 asciilifeform http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/12/15/windows_xp_royal_navy << Run Moar Winblowz !!
10:26 assbot Windows XP spotted on Royal Navy's spanking new aircraft carrier • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1k2ypMu )
10:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 379461 @ 0.00048578 = 184.3346 BTC [-] {4}
10:40 nubbins` time to smoke a jazz cigarette while taking a shower
10:41 nubbins` for those of you who have never, it's enjoyable
10:45 jurov asciilifeform: igprof shown several megabytes of LIVE_MEM for BN_copy called from operator= despite it's almost always used only temporary
10:46 jurov (that was after I eliminated some unrelated noise)
10:47 nubbins` jurov seems you're making some progress
10:48 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 1970 @ 0.00135351 = 2.6664 BTC [-] {5}
10:48 jurov hard to say. my style of work is more like throwing shit to wall than some systematic progress
10:50 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344295 << having no expenses is great, aha <<< hey, i don't recall teh mod6 / ben_vulpes writing in any checks that bounced, so... it covers 100% of its expenses!
10:50 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 12:04:39; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344228 << fancy that! one government gets 0.1% voluntary tax and doesn't know what to do with it, the other gets 70%ish at gunpoint and thinks it needs so much more.
10:51 jurov putting outside of heap all permanent block-related data that won't ever get deallocated, looks like an improvement and do improve the baseline
10:51 jurov but if it helps with maintaining mempool remains to be seen
10:52 jurov and the code i ended up with is rather invasive :(
10:52 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> jurov seems you're making some progress << ironically, the operator= nonsense was JUST linked in a basic piece about how c++ sucks that we've all read and yet it made nobody else click.
10:53 jurov are we getting rid of c++? yay!
10:53 jurov mircea_popescu: map is not the territory
10:53 mircea_popescu jurov quite. i recall reading that thing years ago, too. understood as nothing of it then as now, obviously.
10:53 mircea_popescu but hey, i like to read.
10:55 nubbins` if you like to read, you'll love irc
10:55 mircea_popescu i do, actually. this line-at-a-time business is almost perfect.
10:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79200 @ 0.00047692 = 37.7721 BTC [-] {4}
10:59 mircea_popescu in unrelated news : okcupid makes money in two ways that i can see. one is to sell you "A list" status, which brings no obvious benefits other than "browse invisibly". they advertise the shit out of it too, "you are browsing visibly". what the fuck sort of deranged ustardian would actually make an account of a site specifically dedicated to finding people and then wanting stealth!
11:00 mircea_popescu but anyway. i imagine it's making a decent penny for them, being exactly the fuctarded "sit by lakeside and carefully dip toe in" thing that today's women of both sexes obsess over.
11:01 mircea_popescu the other, and this is the lulzy part, is a "boost", where you pay them a buck or two and they "show your profile" to VERY MANY ppl!!1
11:02 mircea_popescu this is practically a straight advertising deal, and i have the numbers : out of the ~150-200k people onlione they claim perpetually, the 1-2 dollar thing buys you about 300 over an hour, so that's superficially 1.5-2 per thousand but i suspect might be as high as 10% given that obviously, not everyone actually pays any attention to them.
11:03 mircea_popescu as the boost takes about an hour, this caps the okcupid revenue from this line to somewhere around say 20 bux an hour ? which sounds just about right.
11:03 mircea_popescu on the other hand, of those 2-300 people, should you have the curiosity to include a link strategically in your profile, you might discover that exactly... 0%, as well as 0 per thousand actually click.
11:04 mircea_popescu on the basis of all the foregoing, i would say the market value of okcupid is definitely under 10 btc and perhaps over 1 btc.
11:06 mircea_popescu this puts the per-capita value of an ustard (that LTV thing discussed in some earlier links in log ) somewhere in the 1 to 10 cents.
11:07 mircea_popescu also, seeing how InterActiveCorp ( NASDAQ: IACI ) consists of at least 10% okcupid and claims total assets of 4bn, we can estimate the value of the bezzle! if 4k worth of okcupid is perhaps 10% of the business self-valued at 4bn, then every dollar a us corporation owns is worth ~0.001 cents of actual, honest to god, turkey-buying dollars and 0.999 cents of pure bezzle.
11:08 mircea_popescu numbers are probably not exact, but they are certainly & guaranteedly closer to reality than the bizarro view where "apple has 1 dollar means apple has 1 dollar".
11:08 mircea_popescu of only practical interest here, remember that for every $1000 added to your 401k, you can expect to buy about a cent;s worth of turkey at some point down the road.
11:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 85950 @ 0.00048002 = 41.2577 BTC [+]
11:12 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344351 << sure. pgp-gram coordinates and details ?
11:12 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 14:29:01; mircea_popescu: in other news, anyone wanna do a wire for me ?
11:12 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski onesec.
11:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50950 @ 0.00047689 = 24.2975 BTC [-]
11:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 275700 @ 0.00047669 = 131.4234 BTC [-] {7}
11:18 pete_dushenski ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://bringatrailer.com/2015/12/12/4wd-blues-28k-mile-1981-toyota-pick-up/ or http://bringatrailer.com/2015/12/15/5800-twin-turbo-302-1986-ford-f-150-sleeper/ for your usistan getaway vehicles :)
11:18 assbot 4WD Blues: 28K Mile 1981 Toyota Pick-Up | Bring a Trailer ... ( http://bit.ly/1O67KGp )
11:18 assbot $5800 Twin Turbo 302 1986 Ford F-150 Sleeper | Bring a Trailer ... ( http://bit.ly/1O67KWI )
11:18 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:19 mircea_popescu ah, as per intel they actually bought okcupid for 50mn, so prolly should shed some zeros.
11:19 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344298 << the key to successful marketing is repetition and persistence. and repetition !
11:19 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 12:05:29; mircea_popescu: deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] << hey, maybe stick some more pete dushenski in there, pete_dushenski ? just in case tis not clear!
11:22 mircea_popescu btw asciilifeform the same iac/spamcorp owns the princetown review, your favourite!
11:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54750 @ 0.00047633 = 26.0791 BTC [-] {2}
11:26 mircea_popescu "Product: Pixable
11:26 mircea_popescu We achieved what we set out to do, even if the final result didn’t end up with us becoming the next Buzzfeed. We never wanted to be the next Buzzfeed. We always wanted to be who we were, Pixable. And it was working. Unfortunately, circumstances [despite reaching 9.4M active users and 58M monthly video views] … made it difficult to raise money and continue on."
11:27 mircea_popescu epic. "i am exactly who i wanted to be : a failure. unfortunately, this also means i die now. so long!"
11:27 * mircea_popescu looks forward to hearing this an awful lot in the coming years, out of http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-12-2015#1343794
11:27 assbot Logged on 15-12-2015 19:39:26; mircea_popescu: ascii_field by the time that's done, my dear alf, everyone who's still asleep ain't never waking up again.
11:28 pete_dushenski "i don't want to succeed if it means i can't be ME ! what am i, some sort of sellout ?"
11:28 mircea_popescu right ?
11:28 mircea_popescu "Title: Bitcoin Reputation Startup Bonafide to Shut Down
11:28 mircea_popescu Product: Bonafide
11:28 mircea_popescu In the email, co-founders Karthik Balasubramanian and Brian Moyer stated their belief that the movement of investor interest away from consumer-facing applications for the technology was also a factor. Balasubramanian and Moyer wrote: ”While investment and activity continues to occur it is focused on private and alternate chains rather than bitcoin or other public chains where Bonafide operates.” As a result, the c
11:28 mircea_popescu o-founders said they saw “little chance” that they would be able to generate revenue, pivot their product or secure additional funding."
11:28 mircea_popescu all the things nobody heard of from all the people nobody heard of.
11:29 mircea_popescu this is a little like being a chinese diplomat reviewing the records of this obscure tribe, meanwhile crushed, that apparently thought it had sent lots and lots of ambassadors, expeditions, generals, so forth.
11:29 mircea_popescu nobody in china ever saw their faces before the day they were locked in a hut and burned alive, but hey. THEY thought they were part of the conversation.
11:30 pete_dushenski and they have the fishwrap to prove it !
11:30 pete_dushenski "look at all our media mentions !
11:30 pete_dushenski "
11:30 mircea_popescu but anyway, there's going to be A LOT of busting kneecaps of uppity ustard "capitalists" who imagine they actually get to have a say and whatnot.
11:31 pete_dushenski this is actually an incredibly strong signal that the product in question is doomed, if their landing page says "as seen in nyt, good morning america, etc."
11:31 mircea_popescu alternative and private, seriously ? what, like your wife & daughter ? why are they chained in my closed then, if they're this private an' alternative ?
11:31 mircea_popescu i dun see any alternative there.
11:31 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-12-2015#1343621 << this 'alternative'
11:31 assbot Logged on 15-12-2015 18:53:14; nubbins`: and if not, it's 100% because of everyone else
11:32 mircea_popescu Product: Dine In
11:32 mircea_popescu “We knew acquisition was the best course of action,” says [Evan] Graj. That eventually led to Dine In being approached in February by a major Internet company active in the online food space, and it’s my understanding that by April — and significant legal fees later — a sale had been agreed. Then at the eleventh hour the deal unexpectedly fell through, leaving the restaurant delivery startup “high and dry
11:32 mircea_popescu ” and its unnamed acquirer a “no-show”. Adds Graj: “They backed out leaving us with a huge legal bill both for Dine In and myself personally, a huge debt to note holders, and no VCs to turn to. A hard lesson to learn and one I’ll be taking into my next venture.”
11:32 mircea_popescu loller.
11:32 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/heres-what-they-dont-tell-you-when-they-bring-you-those-papers-to-sign/
11:32 assbot Here's what they don't tell you when they bring you those papers to sign on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1O6aNyh )
11:32 mircea_popescu Product: Quirky
11:32 mircea_popescu Steering the ship — handling all of the engineering, manufacturing, marketing, and retailing, even when you’re taking 90 percent of the subsequent profits — was ultimately too expensive of a proposition, especially in comparison to other, less-handholding-oriented start-ups. “The reason why Kickstarter makes a ton of money is they don’t have to do anything besides put up a website,” Kaufman notes.
11:33 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2015/03/06/signing-a-shoe-is-the-same-as-signing-the-papers/ << more lyrical, same vein.
11:33 assbot Signing a shoe is the same as signing the papers. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1O6b2cD )
11:33 mircea_popescu Product: Selltag
11:33 mircea_popescu Escribano said that the company’s main problem was user engagement and retention. “In every marketplace you have the chicken-and-egg problem with buyers and sellers. We tried to capture them both organically and via paid marketing, but it wasn’t enough. Getting sellers was somewhat easy, but buyers much more complicated”
11:34 nubbins` you could fill the oceans with people who thought buyers would magically appear
11:35 mircea_popescu these are pretty epic.
11:35 mircea_popescu "Product: Zen99
11:35 mircea_popescu We had a user acquisition problem, and the best route involved a competitor…The best acquisition method I saw was tapping into an existing network of people who had filed 1099s: like Intuit’s hundreds of millions of tax returns, many with 1099 income. Unfortunately, Intuit released an identical competing product to us. It’s not ideal when your best user acquisition strategy is partnering with a company who has a
11:35 mircea_popescu competing product."
11:35 mircea_popescu "oh, we were going to change the world on someone else's dime. what do you mean "wut" ?!?!?! WE ARE GENIUZ!"
11:35 mircea_popescu "Product: QBotix
11:35 mircea_popescu Each member of our now pared-down team knew exactly how much runway the company had remaining, the status of our strategic talks, and the acknowledged long odds we faced as a going concern. To their credit, they remained focused, productive and on-task until our final day — a remarkable expression of dedication to the mission and to each other. Sadly, and in spite of the achievements, we simply ran out of time and ca
11:35 mircea_popescu sh to finish the job."
11:36 mircea_popescu any mention of "i suck as a manager" eerily absent. "i don't suck as a manager - i gave all the people who had no responsibility in the matter all the data about what a shit job i was doing. this means i wasn't doing a shit job! this is also how i went through school - i told my parents about all the Cs i got! this is actually better than getting As!"
11:36 mircea_popescu why are these people this fucking stupid ?
11:36 nubbins` we knew we'd run out of gas, but bobby steered and lisa worked the accelerator and we got as far down that road as we could. unfortunately we just couldn't pull over to the shoulder.
11:37 mircea_popescu this is like, fundamental abdication from humanity. these people aspire to be bugs.
11:37 mircea_popescu "Product: Vatler
11:37 mircea_popescu We started VATLER during the summer of 2014 as an on-demand valet service in San Francisco … We received a phone call from the police department telling us that our permits had not been granted and they gave us a warning because we were operating illegally in most of our locations…In 2 weeks, we lost major accounts and 30% of our revenue streams without any perspective of growth. We tried to make some restaurants p
11:37 mircea_popescu ay but it was just not working. Our model was no longer valid and were forced to cease operations in the city on September 7th."
11:38 pete_dushenski in other nyooz, "Spousal resemblance on educational attainment was very high in the early twentieth century, declined to an all-time low for young couples in the early 1950s, and has increased steadily since then. These trends broadly parallel the compression and expansion of socioeconomic inequality in the United States over the twentieth century. Additionally, educationally similar parents are more likely to h
11:38 pete_dushenski ave offspring who themselves marry within their own educational level." << thus, the true story behind the problem of idiot "boomers" is revealed : they thought they thought they could improve on history and stick it to their fuddy duddy parents all at the same time ! derp.
11:38 nubbins` vatler
11:38 nubbins` more like leller
11:38 mircea_popescu in the immortal words of seinfeld, "i give some guy the keys to my car because he's wearing a vest"
11:39 mircea_popescu this'd be an epic car theft ring, really. "kicstarter decentralized on demand carbon conscious valet service!"
11:39 nubbins` this is great, i'm gonna read these over some coffee
11:39 mircea_popescu "Product: Better
11:39 mircea_popescu Better had one of the best consumer user experiences out there but that isn’t enough. "
11:40 mircea_popescu gotta love "out there". it's almost as good as "self-aware citizen of the nubbins"
11:41 mircea_popescu but hey... im sure they never said nigger and so how bad could it have been! out there!
11:42 pete_dushenski ;;later tell BingoBoingo so chuck lee makes it an entire thousand words without sounding like a complete momo, only to finish with "P.S. I’m currently in favor of scaling Bitcoin via 2–4–8, SegWit, and LN." like, wtf.
11:42 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:43 pete_dushenski !gettrust charleslee
11:43 assbot charleslee is not registered in WoT.
11:43 pete_dushenski well, there'd be his problem.
11:43 mircea_popescu "Product: Circa
11:43 mircea_popescu Our ongoing plan was to monetize Circa News through the building of a strategy we had spent a long time developing but unfortunately we were unable to close a significant investment prior to becoming resource constrained."
11:44 mircea_popescu i have a dog that speaks like this.
11:44 mircea_popescu he's made out of pixels.
11:45 mircea_popescu also, apparently all the douchy "entrepreneurs" and serial failurerists are on medium.
11:45 pete_dushenski as is hearn, shock.
11:46 mircea_popescu "Unfortunately, having failed to execute on our original vision, we recently made the decision to wind down the company."
11:46 mircea_popescu wow, someone who went to school!
11:46 mircea_popescu vocational school, it's true, but a damn sight better than the whole rest of 'em nevertheless.
11:47 mircea_popescu https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/800/1*Bf3w_7sOPfgJHVnkWzn_ug.png << the us seriously looks more and more like soviet russia.
11:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1lPTHyw )
11:47 pete_dushenski train tracks... to nowhere !
11:47 mircea_popescu i wonder what will i be taking in my travels for the waitresses and secretaries. tp and jeans like before ? batteries, maybe ?
11:48 mircea_popescu "UDesign™ allowed everyday people to generate their own uniquely beautiful patterns for made-to-order clothing and accessories, using mathematical simulations inspired by Complexity science and Chaos theory."
11:48 pete_dushenski butterflies choose your clothing size !
11:48 mircea_popescu the fundamental problem here being that if your "mathematical simulations inspired by words" actually produce stuff people want to wear, then you don't need it to be an app, just build a factory ; on the other hand, if people have to design themselves, then you have the same old problem of UGC : people suck.
11:49 mircea_popescu check it out asciilifeform someone decided to solve the problem of ugc by adding... WHITENING!
11:49 mircea_popescu it not only made it impossible to immediately notice that people suck, but it also made it unobvious to gatekeepers that this is a dumb idea.
11:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 231885 @ 0.00047964 = 111.2213 BTC [+] {4}
11:49 mircea_popescu incredibly enough, it STILL didn't work! yet nobody can ever tell him why! because IT WAS WHITENED!!! ha-ha!
11:50 mircea_popescu how can these people be this dumb. seriously.
11:51 pete_dushenski bbiab
11:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53050 @ 0.00047633 = 25.2693 BTC [-]
11:54 mircea_popescu https://medium.com/@Santafebound/my-startup-failed-and-this-is-how-it-went-down-c9654d23c5be << notwithstanding the guy can't spell "its", not the worst piece.
11:54 assbot My startup failed, and this is how it went down… — Medium ... ( http://bit.ly/1lPVfIN )
11:55 punkman "No one is in charge; it’s visibly decaying. Megatons of it, irrelevant, incapable of restoration, the walking dead…the House of Usher."
11:55 mircea_popescu " We spent way too much money. I’ll tell you exactly how much we spent:
11:55 mircea_popescu • $1000 on a conceptual promotional video for our brand.
11:55 mircea_popescu • $2000 for a second promotional video for our app.
11:55 mircea_popescu • $500 for promotional clothing for the models in our videos.
11:55 mircea_popescu • $Another 50 per model for the 10 models in our videos."
11:55 punkman lol
11:55 mircea_popescu check it out, the guy spent way too much money. s.mg blew up more than that on online advertising for eulora mostly to give me material to write derisively abot "the industry" of online advertising.
11:56 mircea_popescu $50 a model, that's about what random internet ho gets for a titshot, and they still bitch about being face shy
11:56 mircea_popescu these are the people that can't be bothered to notice posters that cost more than their underwear.
11:57 mircea_popescu i don't mean what they're currently wearing, i mean all the underwear they ever used.
11:57 mircea_popescu "After $4000 spent, there was NO way, in light of the supposed attention to detail and effort we put into our videography, that this could not generate some kind of a media buzz, and in return, contribute to revenue growth…" << loller.
11:57 mircea_popescu talk to the derps that spent 200mn and nobody ever heard of them.
11:58 mircea_popescu "The outcome? Based on subsequent actuarial, statistical, and financial analyses, we concluded that not a single dollar spent on videography amounted to a single dollar in revenue generated by those investments. In other words, every dollar we spent on videography and on models was, economically speaking, a complete and utter deadweight loss (photography actually proved to be very effective early on, and should we have
11:58 mircea_popescu invested in that we may have been better off. In retrospect, however, it was still difficult to say whether it would have saved us from our subsequent mistakes).
11:58 mircea_popescu So what was it? Did we just pick the wrong videographer? Did we pay too much for what was being offered? Should we have paid more for a more experienced videographer? Or significantly less for someone of equal calibre? Maybe our product just didn’t need a video? I mean, we’re selling women’s clothing and the items themselves are undoubtedly “out there”. Perhaps leveraging word of mouth would have proved just
11:58 mircea_popescu as effective?"
11:58 mircea_popescu someone can afford to do actuarial work on 4k.
11:58 mircea_popescu where the fuck do they hire those actuaries that work for 50 cents an hour ?
11:59 mircea_popescu "3) Overconfidence. Some of us are too confident about our abilities, and this causes us to take greater risks in our daily lives." << mno. some of you are overfed and underexposed to risk of violent death. that makes you be stupid, it's got nothing to do with "risk taking" bs. it has everything to do with erroneously positioning oneself in relation to the outside world and the great things in it.
12:01 mircea_popescu the notion that "uppity ustard talking out of line" is correctly represented as "fellow human taking on too much risk" is a core example of this problem, actually. what, we're all sitting at a table in mutual equality deciding how much to put down on red ? gtfo, you're not even allowed in the parking lot.
12:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 89700 @ 0.00047621 = 42.716 BTC [-] {4}
12:02 punkman guy's new venture: http://www.suitshare.com/
12:02 assbot Suit Share ... ( http://bit.ly/1lPXb4b )
12:03 punkman yeah I totally want random derps used suit
12:03 mircea_popescu slutshare would be a better idea.
12:04 mircea_popescu "got a ho you're tired of ? see who'd want her."
12:04 mircea_popescu "the only apple app that celebrates women as items in trade"
12:04 mircea_popescu now THAT'd get some buzz.
12:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 101300 @ 0.00048202 = 48.8286 BTC [+] {2}
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12:33 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
12:34 ascii_field ;;later tell jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344384 << post it plz ?
12:34 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 15:52:10; jurov: and the code i ended up with is rather invasive :(
12:34 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:35 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344417 << p. review is an exam prep co. (a kind of 3-rd rate 'pepsi' to kaplan co., the mega-brand in that sector) and is not even connected with princeton uni., interestingly
12:35 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 16:22:58; mircea_popescu: btw asciilifeform the same iac/spamcorp owns the princetown review, your favourite!
12:35 mircea_popescu aha
12:36 ascii_field i'm not sure why 'it is my favourite' other than the fact that i used to live on a street that had one such. it was quite dilapidated and possibly abandoned
12:37 ascii_field afaik, the only notable thing about 'princeton review' is that - at least in the past - they 'guaranteed higher score or your money back!'
12:37 ascii_field i do not know how this worked
12:37 ascii_field possibly an actuarial sort of gambit.
12:37 mircea_popescu !s princeton review
12:37 assbot 0 results for 'princeton review' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=princeton+review
12:37 mircea_popescu hm
12:38 mircea_popescu i somehow thought you mentioned them once.
12:38 ascii_field the exams they prep folks for have since been made easier in the name of 'diversity'
12:38 ascii_field and now the prep corps are getting sad.
12:39 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344421 << usa's gonna need a good reliable supply of wagner & cyanide..
12:39 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 16:27:05; mircea_popescu: epic. "i am exactly who i wanted to be : a failure. unfortunately, this also means i die now. so long!"
12:40 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344426 << usg^H^H^Heloi lama sabachthani !!1111
12:40 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 16:28:40; mircea_popescu: "Title: Bitcoin Reputation Startup Bonafide to Shut Down
12:41 mircea_popescu no you don't understand, they were going to sit themselves down in the middle of someone else's field and charge a toll!
12:41 mircea_popescu i should be less psychopathic!
12:41 mircea_popescu me. i should be. these fucktards who imagine the world exists like their stupid mother, just waiting for them to squeeze a tit a little are fine.
12:42 ascii_field !s axenic mouse
12:42 assbot 2 results for 'axenic mouse' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=axenic+mouse
12:42 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344452 << l0l! i misread as 'stalag' !!
12:42 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 16:33:38; mircea_popescu: Product: Selltag
12:42 mircea_popescu incidentally, funny scene yest : /me turns a corner, openms door and goes in. because me is thirsty and place looks like a diner or soemthing.
12:42 mircea_popescu assistence sheepishly followsa.
12:42 mircea_popescu little does me know that the thing is a starbucks. little does me care, either. assistence is in disbelief over the wonder. mp in starbucks!
12:43 mircea_popescu so while the girls tried to expedite a TWELVE PERSON QUEUE at the SINGLE OPEN COUNTER in what the argentinian fucktards fraudulently misrepresent as a local instantiation of a usian chain
12:43 ascii_field hey they serve perfectly good piss
12:43 mircea_popescu (seriously, imagine this in an actual starbucks lmao!)
12:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 260716 @ 0.00047592 = 124.08 BTC [-] {6}
12:44 mircea_popescu i watched a middle aged woman and two young men. they were seated at some table being the usual monkeys adolescents are today
12:44 ascii_field and the starbux i went to a few days ago looked exactly like this.
12:44 mircea_popescu and the woman was running back and forth bringing them shit and kneeling at that low coffee table so i could see her asscrack through her pants.
12:44 mircea_popescu and i was like... what the fuck is wrong with you woman! i have women to run around and serve me because i'm fucking special.
12:45 mircea_popescu why the fuck are you trying to cheat at life ? your two idiots aren't worth eating for fucks sake.
12:45 mircea_popescu but no, she gotta http://trilema.com/2012/tara-ca-un-hotel-sau-o-schimbare-de-perspectiva/#selection-61.245-69.360
12:45 assbot Tara ca un hotel, sau o schimbare de perspectiva on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1UA1lsf )
12:47 mircea_popescu ascii_field they're skimping on service in the us too now ?
12:47 ascii_field aha
12:47 ascii_field whole-room queues, etc.
12:47 mircea_popescu ajhahaha what
12:47 mircea_popescu so how is it america ?
12:47 ascii_field idk i've never been to any of the other usas
12:48 ascii_field only this one
12:49 mircea_popescu even as late as 2004 queues were still reserved for subway and other subhumanities.
12:49 * ascii_field vaguely recalls that - yes
12:49 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344498 << if going to west coast - ammo. (which, iirc, is hard to find there)
12:49 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 16:47:32; mircea_popescu: i wonder what will i be taking in my travels for the waitresses and secretaries. tp and jeans like before ? batteries, maybe ?
12:50 nubbins` back when i drank the black piss from starbucks
12:50 ascii_field the mega-s33kr1t of starbucks is why it became popular
12:50 nubbins` i was surprised to discover that they teach the english menu to employees in non-english-speaking countries
12:50 ascii_field (prices helped to filter out untermenschen!)
12:50 nubbins` i.e. i walked into a starbucks in seoul and ordered my usual in english and they /made it/
12:51 mircea_popescu english menu aka "venti" ?
12:51 nubbins` lel yes
12:51 nubbins` like you just say "5-shot venti caramel no-room americano"
12:51 nubbins` and it appears in yr hand
12:51 mircea_popescu anyway, in this particular case they didn't manage to close the sale in a minute or so, and so i walked out.
12:51 nubbins` entire menu: english words transliterated into korean alphabet
12:52 * mircea_popescu has spent less time waiting than most people spent having orgasms, afaict.
12:53 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344279 << >> http://imgur.com/gallery/JZ3yjCD
12:53 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 11:27:29; punkman: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html
12:53 assbot Sex is not an accident - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1P8mHgn )
12:54 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344502 << wat?!
12:54 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 16:49:12; mircea_popescu: check it out asciilifeform someone decided to solve the problem of ugc by adding... WHITENING!
12:54 mircea_popescu ascii_field depends if we're talking the lesser briton or the superior arab stock.
12:54 ascii_field mircea_popescu: i can only assume it was a straight case of 'hands off because foreign relations' thing
12:55 mircea_popescu nope.
12:55 mircea_popescu it was a case of "the best thing that can happen to a subhuman british citizen is being used for the pleasure of a superior muslin man"
12:55 mircea_popescu straight case alright.
12:56 mircea_popescu if i ever end up accused of rape in the crown's possessions i will point out that not being british myself, they shouldn't be as presumptious as all this. i'll tell them if i fucked them or not if i feel like it, no need to try and invent themselves merits scripturally.
12:56 mircea_popescu such honor is, after all, to be earned.
12:57 ascii_field if herr assange is any precedent, nato rape charge will at some point be sop for anyone even half-famous
12:59 mircea_popescu apparently not.
13:00 mircea_popescu only for the... peons. hm. need a word to brand the subhuman quality of white/english speaking/western world folk.
13:01 mircea_popescu rapemeat, maybe ? wews, just like jews but white ?
13:02 mircea_popescu im starting to understand that part of the reason people still stick around is that they don't have a ready reference for their inferiority as white people in the western world.
13:03 mircea_popescu there should be a word. maybe we reuse the old ottoman gyauri
13:03 ascii_field stick around ?
13:03 nubbins` y'know, not commit seppuku
13:03 ascii_field they're already slow-seppukuing
13:04 ascii_field i suppose if mircea_popescu wants to pass out wagner & cyanide, it'll go a little faster
13:04 mircea_popescu lo lthat was fast.
13:04 mircea_popescu !up ascii_field
13:04 mircea_popescu anyway, i suppose with any luck the alien invasion discovers cold fusion as an apple app or something. you never know, right ? hay mas futuro.
13:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 104650 @ 0.00048464 = 50.7176 BTC [+] {3}
13:06 mircea_popescu trizantynes lol.
13:06 ascii_field holyfuq wat
13:08 mircea_popescu you know, bi+1
13:10 ascii_field aha
13:11 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344533 << gotta be a gag
13:11 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 17:02:52; punkman: guy's new venture: http://www.suitshare.com/
13:11 mircea_popescu i don't think you understand how retarded adolescence works.
13:12 ascii_field aha
13:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31899 @ 0.00047628 = 15.1929 BTC [-] {2}
13:13 ascii_field i only know how antisocial maths adolescence wurks
13:13 ascii_field mebbe close enough ?
13:15 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344578 << oh and in case mircea_popescu did not know : american starbucks DOES NOT have table service of whatever kind
13:15 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 17:44:27; mircea_popescu: and the woman was running back and forth bringing them shit and kneeling at that low coffee table so i could see her asscrack through her pants.
13:15 ascii_field ever.
13:16 ascii_field whether with ugly or pretty gurlz
13:16 mircea_popescu ascii_field neither did this one, but i have my own.
13:16 mircea_popescu i'm advanced like that.
13:16 ascii_field it will have an elephant if you bring yer own, too
13:16 mircea_popescu aha.
13:16 ascii_field nuthin wrhng witht hat
13:16 ascii_field aha
13:16 mircea_popescu speaking of, it's a little declase to not have one's own valet, don't we find ?
13:17 mircea_popescu not having owe's own horse i could see, on the grounds that, well... it;'s the town.
13:17 mircea_popescu but no valet ? what sort of a man's one supposed to be ?
13:17 ascii_field wasn't mircea_popescu explaining that there is a horde of usians without even own car now ?
13:17 ascii_field much less own driver
13:18 mircea_popescu no but was discussing men.
13:18 mircea_popescu i mean, i myself am a pervert, use females for the role. but this notwithstanding...
13:18 mircea_popescu seems a pretty minimal bar.
13:19 ascii_field minimal for what ?
13:19 ascii_field dirigible ?
13:19 mircea_popescu manhood.
13:19 ascii_field well i live on mouse planet with the other mice and so anything mircea_popescu tells us about the man planet, i'll prolly believe
13:22 mircea_popescu i am trying to introduce it on the basis of le logique~
13:22 ascii_field bahahawat
13:23 mircea_popescu no ?
13:23 ascii_field 'Yea, a trooper of the forces who has run his own six horses!' -- kipling
13:23 mircea_popescu whu!
13:24 ascii_field http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_gentlemen.htm
13:24 assbot Poems - Gentlemen-rankers ... ( http://bit.ly/1O6yCWJ )
13:25 mircea_popescu i know the poem, i'm just not following what you're saying here!
13:25 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344654 << mainly re: this
13:25 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 18:17:06; mircea_popescu: not having owe's own horse i could see, on the grounds that, well... it;'s the town.
13:25 ascii_field and whether 'serious man' ought to have own horse, and what is the equiv. today
13:26 BingoBoingo <pete_dushenski> ;;later tell BingoBoingo so chuck lee makes it an entire thousand words without sounding like a complete momo, only to finish with "P.S. I’m currently in favor of scaling Bitcoin via 2–4–8, SegWit, and LN." like, wtf. << But he also took the castle analogy from a contravex it seems
13:27 mircea_popescu yes but to run six horses is a diff story
13:27 mircea_popescu he didn't own those
13:28 ascii_field mircea_popescu: my understanding is that the fella in k's thing ~did~ (past tense) own them. and then descended into 'trooper' class, and wallows in self-pity
13:28 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: aha. that. you know my writings better than i do lol
13:30 mircea_popescu oh
13:30 mircea_popescu perhaps huh.
13:30 punkman ascii_field: [...] http://imgur.com/gallery/JZ3yjCD << that's pretty great
13:30 assbot Sex is not an accident - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1P8mHgn )
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13:46 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
13:46 ascii_field http://www.dhs.gov/ntas/advisory/ntas_15_1216_0001 << from the u.s. ministry of luvv
13:46 assbot National Terrorism Advisory System Bulletin - December 16, 2015 | Homeland Security ... ( http://bit.ly/227UMCo )
13:47 nubbins` i like how they refer to the country as "the homeland"
13:47 ascii_field a bushism
13:47 mircea_popescu reminds me of a certain guy with a moustache
13:47 mircea_popescu vaterland!11
13:47 ascii_field отечество
13:48 nubbins` If You See Something Say Something™ used with permission of the NY Metropolitan Transportation Authority.
13:48 mircea_popescu aha
13:48 ascii_field it is only funny because usa is nobody's homeland
13:48 ascii_field 'we must die for our hotel, soldiers!'
13:48 mircea_popescu it's actually everyone's not-homeland
13:48 ascii_field aha.
13:48 mircea_popescu everyone there is either a midwesterner or else "only here for a few years to make enough money to run off to argentina / send back home to laos"
13:49 ascii_field nubbins`: every other bus in d.c. region now has a HUGE 'see sumthing say sumthing' on it
13:49 mircea_popescu surprisingly, the end-of-life of a place which everyone uses as a mine is... being a garbage dump
13:49 nubbins` ostensibly not to be used to report gov idiocy / graft / wastage
13:49 ascii_field nubbins`: actually we had 'report welfare fraud!111' ads for a while
13:50 nubbins` in a sane world that would explicitly equate to reporting lazy gov workers
13:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 106100 @ 0.00048543 = 51.5041 BTC [+]
13:51 ascii_field nubbins` would like to see ~more vigorous~ usg workers ?!
13:51 ascii_field i think i'll pass
13:52 ascii_field from earlier lul, 'Bitcoin remittance startup 37coins closes its doors... At the time of our launch, few bitcoin services actively catered to the underbanked and unbanked. Fortunately that is no longer the case. There are now many amazing bitcoin companies like BitGive Foundation...'
13:52 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
13:52 ascii_field barfalicious
13:53 ascii_field and one of the dead adults,
13:53 ascii_field 'In [Calxeda's] case, we moved faster than our customers could move. We moved with tech that wasn’t really ready for them – ie, with 32-bit when they wanted 64-bit. We moved when the operating-system environment was still being fleshed out – [Ubuntu Linux maker] Canonical is all right, but where is Red Hat? We were too early.'
13:53 ascii_field jurov ^ were these your arm boxes ?
13:53 ascii_field from last year
13:53 nubbins` oh that reminds me
13:54 jurov what?
13:54 nubbins` i signed up for this broadband speed test thing
13:54 jurov i did not put these online yet
13:54 nubbins` major ISPs have been getting flak for crappy speeds
13:54 nubbins` company sends me: an openwrt router
13:58 BingoBoingo !getrust coblee
13:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31165 @ 0.00047925 = 14.9358 BTC [-] {2}
13:59 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2014/06/17/why-its-over-for-litecoin/ << speaking of litecoin, just updated this old piece.
13:59 assbot Why It’s Over For Litecoin | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/227WNhV )
14:01 pete_dushenski actually the comments in there are pretty golden, mainly because a couple of our old boys - pankkake and thickasthieves - make appearances.
14:01 ascii_field https://medium.com/inside-wattage/well-we-failed-77e795e16ecf#.m5g1hn28x << ahahahahah l0l!
14:01 assbot Well, We Failed. — Inside Wattage — Medium ... ( http://bit.ly/227Xfgf )
14:02 ascii_field 'We wanted to make it so creating and selling hardware was as easy as writing and publishing a blog post. You shouldn’t need to be an electrical engineer or an industrial designer to create electronic devices. Nor should you have to worry about supply chain or distribution if you wanted to sell them. We believed it was possible to eliminate all of that complexity, so the average person could easily create highl
14:02 ascii_field y customized hardware without any electronics know-how, all within their browser. Of course, things didn’t exactly play out that way. But why?'
14:06 ascii_field 'Brawker is a Bitcoin buying service enabling consumer to purchase products with bitcoin. Company (Dead / Inactive)'
14:06 ascii_field aww.
14:08 ascii_field the 'lumos' link is to a still-alive photovoltaic maker !
14:08 ascii_field idiots
14:09 ascii_field doesn't seem to be connected with the 'home automation' derpery
14:09 pete_dushenski !v assbot:pete_dushenski.rate.coblee.-1:c57c32e81236f7a81f09f6711e561f9d861427b6eb5fc8869081279a8fa95627
14:09 assbot Successfully added a rating of -1 for coblee with note: plagiarist. shill.
14:10 pete_dushenski !v assbot:pete_dushenski.rate.travispatron.-1:89ed5b6dd0be79f5f5046b2189526293c31f07ebf0f9459261dbd99851e1af5e
14:10 assbot Successfully added a rating of -1 for travispatron with note: plagiarist. dunning-krugerand.
14:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 156000 @ 0.00048448 = 75.5789 BTC [+] {4}
14:24 punkman https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10746134
14:24 assbot Web development is in truly a sad state. Having worked on a larger Node project... | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1T25ww2 )
14:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 307439 @ 0.00048676 = 149.649 BTC [+] {3}
14:25 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
14:25 ascii_field punkman: and mircea_popescu is puzzled why i'd rather be shot in the head six times than do www wurk
14:25 punkman "I don't think most people run into this because most backend node programmers have moved to Go at this point" yeah because Go totally won't have dependency hell
14:26 ascii_field maggots luvvvv a fresh piece of meat
14:26 ascii_field but it doesn't stay fresh for long, no.
14:28 punkman example: https://github.com/docker/docker/blob/master/docker/daemon.go
14:28 assbot docker/daemon.go at master · docker/docker · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1T25V1u )
14:29 punkman well bad example
14:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51350 @ 0.00048806 = 25.0619 BTC [+] {2}
14:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28318 @ 0.00048835 = 13.8291 BTC [+]
14:38 BingoBoingo http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344585 << Last year was on a college campus where starbucks in student center had two tables and dedicated majority of floorspace for que
14:38 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 17:47:27; ascii_field: whole-room queues, etc.
14:40 pete_dushenski this is sop for tim hortons in canada.
14:41 pete_dushenski 50-100 meatpuppet line-ups 'normal' between classes and anywhere within walking distance of gov offices.
14:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71000 @ 0.00048327 = 34.3122 BTC [-] {2}
14:47 nubbins` tim hortons drive-thrus routinely cause traffic jams here
14:47 pete_dushenski without philipinos (the actual, irl kind), these tim hortons operations would grind to a halt.
14:47 nubbins` like, drive-thru full, parking lot full, cars just blocking road w/ right-turn indicator on
14:47 pete_dushenski l0l
14:47 nubbins` i didn't think they used robusta
14:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87079 @ 0.00048327 = 42.0827 BTC [-]
14:48 nubbins` timmy's a stone's throw from my house had to modify parking lot last year
14:48 nubbins` to make a drive-thru maze that would accomodate more cars
14:48 nubbins` still backs up onto road.
14:48 nubbins` and people still pull up behind the 5th car out in the road to get in the drive thru line
14:49 nubbins` in ford f350s and big suvs, neutral gear, gassing it to the redline
14:49 nubbins` telling people to shut up and drink their oil
14:51 BingoBoingo http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/screen-time-kids/
14:51 assbot Unlimited screen time recommended by AAP during holidays for kids | GomerBlog ... ( http://bit.ly/1T27Y5z )
14:52 pete_dushenski haha
14:52 BingoBoingo <nubbins`> telling people to shut up and drink their oil << When plasticar was geared up in "Mad Max" mode with duct tape everywhere it was the mega trucks which offered it the widest berths.
14:53 nubbins` took up three parking spots too, no doubt
14:53 BingoBoingo Occasionally
14:55 BingoBoingo From the tard mines: "Among the strongest creations of Team Abrams, Kylo Ren is a kind of baby Darth Vader who throws tantrums in inky-black robes while wearing a leather-and-metal-head appliance that looks like a domination mask by way of the grille of a 1952 Chevy." -NYtimes
14:57 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
14:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 125400 @ 0.00048842 = 61.2479 BTC [+] {3}
14:59 BingoBoingo Also from mines: "Donald Trump, who claims to be the “best on the military” among the 2016 Presidential candidates because he is the best at everything, apparently has no idea what the nuclear triad is."
15:06 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344744 << sauce ?
15:06 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 19:25:52; ascii_field: punkman: and mircea_popescu is puzzled why i'd rather be shot in the head six times than do www wurk
15:07 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344760 << nuts.
15:07 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 19:47:29; nubbins`: like, drive-thru full, parking lot full, cars just blocking road w/ right-turn indicator on
15:08 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344769 << this is what happens when you give poor people money.
15:08 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 19:49:53; nubbins`: telling people to shut up and drink their oil
15:10 mircea_popescu The only thing you can do is npm shrinkwrap and never update your dependencies ever again << doh.
15:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29500 @ 0.00048595 = 14.3355 BTC [-] {2}
15:11 mircea_popescu "The Node/JS ecosystems are experiencing a Cambrian explosion in technology, with all that implies. If you don't like it, don't worry. It probably won't take 20 million years this time to settle in on the "best" ways of doing things."
15:11 mircea_popescu ha-ha.
15:11 mircea_popescu mmmkay.
15:12 mircea_popescu "Hey man it was a fun jab, and try not to take things so seriously. It's hyperbole and it's part of who I am and how I get a statement across."
15:12 mircea_popescu dude that reddit...
15:12 * mircea_popescu backs away slowly.
15:12 mircea_popescu these derps "are" something now ?
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15:29 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
15:30 BingoBoingo In the same way turds "are" something
15:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56700 @ 0.00048617 = 27.5658 BTC [+]
15:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5364 @ 0.00048595 = 2.6066 BTC [-]
15:37 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344779 << carefully playing pretend
15:37 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 19:59:13; BingoBoingo: Also from mines: "Donald Trump, who claims to be the “best on the military” among the 2016 Presidential candidates because he is the best at everything, apparently has no idea what the nuclear triad is."
15:37 ascii_field a la bush II
15:41 kakobrekla !s Decred
15:41 assbot 0 results for 'Decred' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=Decred
15:41 kakobrekla https://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/bitcoin-developers-are-creating-a-new-digital-currency-called-decred/
15:41 assbot Bitcoin Developers Are Creating a New Digital Currency Called Decred - CCN: Financial Bitcoin & Cryptocurrency News ... ( http://bit.ly/1IV4NfO )
15:42 fluffypony kakobrekla: that's a PR overstatement, it's the Conformal / btcd guys
15:43 ascii_field 'A hybrid proof-of-work and proof-of-stake technology-based consensus system that will balance consensus between miners and voters... [buncha crud snipped] ... Bottom-up non-financial decision making through the Decred Assembly by community members contributing to the project through work and effort.'
15:43 ascii_field do we need to read more ?
15:43 kakobrekla you came further than i
15:43 fluffypony https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1290358.0
15:43 assbot [ANN][DCR] Decred - Hybrid PoW/PoS | btcsuite Devs | Tons of New Features | Go ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7GVoD )
15:44 ascii_field also i saw 'decred' and assumed it was something about ro's decret children
15:44 kakobrekla >Possible bitcoin implementation/compatibility due to the main contributors being those behind the development of btcsuite. <what
15:45 fluffypony json rpc api compatibility, I guess
15:45 kakobrekla runs on x86, ergo bitcoin compatible
15:46 ascii_field !s meni rosenfeld
15:46 assbot 18 results for 'meni rosenfeld' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=meni+rosenfeld
15:48 ascii_field ' Self-funded development via block subsidy - In order to have an ongoing source of funding for development work, a consensus rule has been added to allocate 10% of each block subsidy to a development organization. This entity is transparent and responsible for funding development work performed by current and new developers so that the project remains sustainable without a funding dependence on outside forces in the
15:48 ascii_field future. Decred therefore improves with growth in a sustainable way and is accountable only to its users.'
15:48 ascii_field ahahahaha wat
15:48 kakobrekla devs feel they should get paid for derp work
15:49 ascii_field premining not good enough for these folks ?
15:49 kakobrekla naturally
15:50 kakobrekla what if its worth something one day and they used it all for mcdonalds already?
15:50 ascii_field like sov 'privatization' vouchers ?
15:51 kakobrekla im not familiar with those
15:52 ascii_field kakobrekla: https://www.rt.com/news/russian-voucher-privatisation-15-years-on
15:52 assbot Russian voucher privatisation: 15 years on — RT News ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7I53t )
15:53 ascii_field ^ basic likbez
15:58 ascii_field this is sorta the definition of being poor - to not have anything that you might not end up 'having to sell for mcdonalds'
15:59 kakobrekla iirc something similar happened here at some point
15:59 ascii_field mircea_popescu described exactly same thing in ro
16:00 kakobrekla even i got the shares of some companies, which i later sold for btc
16:00 kakobrekla was a good deal
16:00 jurov cuz slovenians don't know how to steal
16:01 jurov czechoslovak voucher privatisation ended up a lottery
16:01 jurov !up ascii_field
16:01 kakobrekla well this seems a common practice
16:02 jurov yup, washington consesus or whatitwascalled
16:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28550 @ 0.00048615 = 13.8796 BTC [+] {2}
16:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59550 @ 0.00048616 = 28.9508 BTC [+]
16:13 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.20000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Bitcoin to top $600 before Jan 2016 - http://bitbet.us/bet/1216/bitcoin-to-top-600-before-jan-2016/#b81
16:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35792 @ 0.00048328 = 17.2976 BTC [-] {2}
16:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16668 @ 0.00048616 = 8.1033 BTC [+]
16:22 pete_dushenski [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.20000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Bitcoin to top $600 before Jan 2016 << waitwut! 'When the difference between a given "Yes" bet time and the event time is less than two weeks, that bet will be refunded less BitBet's fee." means this guy is shooting for december 30 and 31 EXCLUSIVELY. that's some kinda aim lol
16:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 115832 @ 0.00048687 = 56.3951 BTC [+] {3}
16:23 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Not such big balls. risking only fee if hit on any other days.
16:24 BingoBoingo http://www.newsobserver.com/news/business/article49766215.html
16:24 assbot Rural NC town mocked on social media after passing solar moratorium | News & Observer ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qt0WZN )
16:24 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: well, price still has to hit 600 before now and new years...
16:24 pete_dushenski otherwise, dude's out 1.2 btc.
16:25 BingoBoingo Big, but Not such big
16:27 BingoBoingo "Heiniger’s call-to-arms, reproduced in at least one local paper, predicts that solar farms could shift land use to such an extent that “it is highly unlikely this land will ever be farmed again.” Heiniger also denounced solar energy as a government-subsidized boondoggle that is “highly inefficient at producing energy.”"
16:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 151900 @ 0.00048789 = 74.1105 BTC [+] {3}
16:29 BingoBoingo “We’re not opposed to the solar farm itself, just that particular location,” Lane said. “We wanted to make sure they didn’t overtake the town.” << Translation: 3 in our backyard already, stop forcing them down our throats if you won't even have one of your own
16:31 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
16:32 kakobrekla speaking of food i just got a fresh batch of horse meat from a local farmer - man this shit is crazy good, sorry cows you can go home
16:33 BingoBoingo Beautiful. Better than Doormouse?
16:35 kakobrekla doormouse is a delicacy here and you cant really get it in large quantities, also it has very poor meat to bone ratio - and because of the doormouse diet, meat has a quite strong and specific taste - i prefer horse indeed
16:35 BingoBoingo Perhaps what the world needs is doormoose.
16:36 kakobrekla the dms fat has some very nice healing qualities tho
16:37 kakobrekla people successfully use it for various types of skin issues and even joint pains and so on
16:38 BingoBoingo So we really do need to make them bigger.
16:38 kakobrekla hehe
16:47 * BingoBoingo things kakobrekla and nubbins` should collaborate on this urgent concern
16:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 469 @ 0.00256035 = 1.2008 BTC [-] {15}
16:48 kakobrekla im confused, i tell him how they taste like and he prints posters in such taste?
16:48 BingoBoingo Well, you have the mice and he has the moose.
16:49 BingoBoingo If nubbins doesn't clean his kitchen it will rapidly fill with moose
16:49 kakobrekla the thing is, big things lose on quality
16:49 kakobrekla ever had wild strawberry?
16:50 BingoBoingo Have some in backyard, very good
16:50 kakobrekla aha, store bought are like watermelons comparably to wild ones. by size and taste.
16:51 BingoBoingo yeah, maybe we'll have to table this until we get bored with our chip fabs and can move on to our own monsanto
16:53 BingoBoingo But GMO mammals instead of corn and soy because much safer.
17:01 pete_dushenski fuck the idiots who only post first names on their company directory.
17:02 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
17:02 ascii_field 'In the past few years, about two dozen solar farms around the state have become targets of public ire, usually over aesthetics and property values. Facing local hostility, several of these energy projects were voluntarily withdrawn by the developers, said Daniel Conrad, a staff attorney for the N.C. Utilities Commission. The resistance often flares up in areas that have become magnets for solar farms – agricultura
17:02 ascii_field l communities with cheap farmland near electrical substations where solar farms can interconnect to the power grid..'
17:02 ascii_field ^ let's hope the imbeciles like shitting in the dark come the petrocalypse
17:03 BingoBoingo ascii_field: Cow town already has plenty of solar farm for themselves. It's Raleigh that has none.
17:03 ascii_field (photovoltaics are thermodynamically -ev, but economically interesting because they... work while they work. and hence 'lock in' some joules for the owner)
17:04 pete_dushenski like a give a shit about how cool and informal your company is. but i guess this speaks to how fungible your retarded staff are eh. "oh, matt left, but we got a new matt, just like the old one". keep being washing machines, i'm sure you'll be mega profitable.
17:04 BingoBoingo Could even be economically +ev
17:04 ascii_field like war.
17:05 ascii_field pete_dushenski: where was this
17:05 pete_dushenski http://www.republicarchitecture.ca/ and similar.
17:05 assbot Republic Architecture Inc ... ( http://bit.ly/1P7Rp7o )
17:05 jurov !s photovoltaics ascii
17:05 assbot 0 results for 'photovoltaics ascii' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=photovoltaics+ascii
17:06 pete_dushenski and of course, no mailing address on 'contact' page. godfuckdamnallyourdumbmothers!!!1
17:06 pete_dushenski ... it's on 'where' page.
17:06 jurov ascii_field: what do you mean thermodynamically -ev?
17:06 ascii_field jurov: costs more joules to make than yields over working life
17:06 pete_dushenski because communication and physicality are incompatibru !
17:07 jurov ascii_field: source?
17:07 ascii_field jurov: back of envelope calculation, somewhere in the logz
17:08 ascii_field jurov: if you feel like putting in the sweat and re-crunching the numberz for modern input, we will learn something useful
17:09 ascii_field but the possibly novel thought earlier was, that photovoltaic could be a useful thing even if ~heavily~ -ev in the thermo sense
17:10 ascii_field because it locks in 'J joules over Y years' sorta like a hedged bitbet
17:10 jurov ;;calc 0.1*6*3600*3650
17:10 gribble 7884000.0
17:10 jurov 100 watt * 6 hours daily * 10years
17:10 BingoBoingo Limiting factor seems to be that upper limit of pv panel lifespan is something of an unknown
17:11 ascii_field whereas a concentrated energy carrier like, say, a few tonnes of petrol, is a) volatile b) flammable c) easily stolen d) requires finicky engine, with associated maintenance, ditto dynamo
17:11 jurov BingoBoingo: lifetime at least 10y is proben in practice
17:11 ascii_field (diesel is slightly less terrifying with respect to 'a' and 'b' but has same problems)
17:11 BingoBoingo jurov: Then there's ones still running 30 and 60 years out
17:12 jurov so manufacturing the 1m2 piece of silicon needs much more than 8 GJ?
17:12 ascii_field BingoBoingo: tricky. there are multiple failure modes, and dead short is one of them
17:13 ascii_field jurov: where do you live where you get 100W for 6h/d
17:13 jurov 8GJ ~ 2 MWh . hard to believe
17:13 ascii_field per m^2
17:13 nubbins` i actually have some moose in my freezer right now
17:14 nubbins` may make sausages over the holidays
17:14 ascii_field and where can i buy a m^2 cell that yields 100W ever
17:14 ascii_field i'd like one.
17:15 jurov well, throw in a better number
17:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 181100 @ 0.00048327 = 87.5202 BTC [-] {3}
17:16 ascii_field http://pvcalc.org/pvcalc << possibly
17:16 assbot PVCalc - The Return (ROI) Calculator for PV solar energy investments | PVCalc.org ... ( http://bit.ly/1YihCaU )
17:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 160880 @ 0.00048214 = 77.5667 BTC [-] {3}
17:20 jurov 65W ~1m2 solar panel can be bought for $150, which roughly means 1 MWh of electricity
17:21 jurov so it looks about on par
17:21 ascii_field neato
17:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54020 @ 0.00048374 = 26.1316 BTC [+] {2}
17:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25376 @ 0.00048529 = 12.3147 BTC [+]
17:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 74488 @ 0.00048529 = 36.1483 BTC [+]
17:32 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344818 <<< ahahaha
17:32 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 20:48:04; ascii_field: ' Self-funded development via block subsidy - In order to have an ongoing source of funding for development work, a consensus rule has been added to allocate 10% of each block subsidy to a development organization. This entity is transparent and responsible for funding development work performed by current and new developers so that the project remains sustainable without a funding dependence on outs
17:33 mircea_popescu this, incidentally, is how the catholic church was born.
17:33 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344822 <<< apparently the death of wuille coming so soon after the public rape of gavin and hearn really stung the monkey brain.
17:33 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 20:49:21; ascii_field: premining not good enough for these folks ?
17:33 mircea_popescu they gotta matter god dangit! through work!
17:34 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344825 << funny, romania had the same thging.
17:34 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 20:50:39; ascii_field: like sov 'privatization' vouchers ?
17:34 asciilifeform !up ascii_field
17:34 ascii_field while mozerfuking sovblok had it
17:34 ascii_field *whole
17:35 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344934 << in english lands this is called 'tilt'
17:35 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 22:33:59; mircea_popescu: they gotta matter god dangit! through work!
17:35 ascii_field (among pokerists)
17:35 mircea_popescu not at all. tilt is when you play poorly / too agressively and LOSE YOUR OWN MONEY.
17:35 mircea_popescu poor people by definition can't go on tilt.
17:35 ascii_field well, when you play poorly from rage at having sucked earlier
17:36 pete_dushenski can always borrow someone else's money to go on tilt
17:36 mircea_popescu i guess
17:36 pete_dushenski even tiltier this way
17:37 mircea_popescu anyway, maybe it works this way. in my mind it's very stricrtly related to blowing a roll tho
17:37 * ascii_field is curious whether 'tilt' usage appeared first in poker or in 'pinball'
17:37 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344867 ahahahaha
17:37 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 21:48:15; kakobrekla: im confused, i tell him how they taste like and he prints posters in such taste?
17:38 mircea_popescu ascii_field pinball. the idea there is you can get the machine in a state where it "pays" you for free.
17:38 mircea_popescu hence in poker, you're like a pinball machine on tilt.
17:38 * pete_dushenski had a pinball machine as a boy
17:38 pete_dushenski 10th bday gift from parents.
17:38 pete_dushenski worked for maybe 2-3 before broke.
17:38 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344873 << might also be a species issue. there's two kinds, the common strawberry and the tiny one.
17:38 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 21:50:35; kakobrekla: aha, store bought are like watermelons comparably to wild ones. by size and taste.
17:39 mircea_popescu yea pete_dushenski im sure IT broke :D
17:39 deedbot- [Qntra] New Terror Alert And Accelerated Anti-Internet Rhetoric - http://qntra.net/2015/12/new-terror-alert-and-accelerated-anti-internet-rhetoric/
17:39 kakobrekla arent the store bought same as wild but bread for quantity (size) ?
17:39 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344876 << if madonna and cher want to make a blockchain technologies wallet start-up who are you to hate@!
17:39 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 22:01:53; pete_dushenski: fuck the idiots who only post first names on their company directory.
17:39 kakobrekla like grain was made of grass
17:39 mircea_popescu kakobrekla nah genuinely different species.
17:40 pete_dushenski pinball machine was then sent to only shop in town who could fix ~40 year-old machine, but delivery was same as cost of repair, so parents borrowed pick-up truck, from whence the machine fell off the back and broke, again, on the very. last. corner. to. our. house.
17:40 mircea_popescu fragaria vesca vs fragaria viridis
17:41 pete_dushenski by the time heartbreak healed and we looked around for another repair shop, there were none.
17:41 pete_dushenski i think it's still in storage afaik. 'surfer' theme.
17:42 kakobrekla grain is also different from grass in terms of species, but its a man made difference
17:42 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344968 << mmm
17:42 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 22:40:19; mircea_popescu: fragaria vesca vs fragaria viridis
17:42 * ascii_field implodes
17:42 mircea_popescu wut ?
17:42 ascii_field real strawberry is virtually impossible to get here
17:42 mircea_popescu kakobrekla nah, the cultivar is a hybrid, called something like fragaria x or w/e.
17:43 pete_dushenski maybe when i move into house and have the space, pinball machine will make its way back to life. a house like this would suffice : https://www.realtor.ca/Residential/Single-Family/16305474/6-Ruskin-Row-Winnipeg-Manitoba-R3M2R6-Crescentwood#v=d
17:43 assbot 6 Ruskin Row , Winnipeg, Manitoba   R3M2R6 - 1524509 | Realtor.ca ... ( http://bit.ly/1YinbWS )
17:43 pete_dushenski ^only architectural era of house i'd actually BUY.
17:44 pete_dushenski pre-1930
17:44 * ascii_field lived in a flat made inside one such house long ago
17:44 ascii_field was... interesting
17:44 ascii_field (plumbing was a retrofit! gurgling shitpipes right in the rooms)
17:44 pete_dushenski plumbing has improved considerably.
17:44 pete_dushenski in the last century.
17:45 ascii_field aha but if house did not have it when built, it will be just like so.
17:45 ascii_field very sov feel
17:45 ascii_field to have pipes where you can grab'em
17:46 ascii_field ditto mains wiring & sockets
17:46 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344918 << the part he neglects to mention of that discussion is where i said that well, depends if technology improves. and that such investments are always a good idea to date, for this reason alone.
17:46 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 22:15:11; jurov: well, throw in a better number
17:46 pete_dushenski exposed radiators as well, i imagine
17:46 ascii_field pete_dushenski: vs what other kind of radiator
17:46 mircea_popescu lol good one
17:46 mircea_popescu !b 5
17:46 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2YBFHKP.txt )
17:46 pete_dushenski covered !!!
17:47 BingoBoingo For the cophrologists https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/bitcoin-dev/2015-December/011976.html
17:47 assbot [bitcoin-dev] Segregated Witness in the context of Scaling Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2pd6P )
17:47 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344923 << can be bought is a bs indicator. obama pays 500 out of 650.
17:47 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 22:20:17; jurov: 65W ~1m2 solar panel can be bought for $150, which roughly means 1 MWh of electricity
17:47 mircea_popescu just like tesla "can be bought" for 100k in soviet govt vouchers
17:47 mircea_popescu but the car cost ~1mn worth of turkey dollars to make.
17:47 ascii_field mircea_popescu: only to participants in good standing in the mortgage racket
17:47 mircea_popescu not so different from how this works in cuba. yes you can "buy" "mercedes" in cuba, for govt vouchers.
17:47 ascii_field ( i can't go and buy a pv panel with obama paying so much as a cent )
17:47 mircea_popescu that doesn't mean much.
17:48 mircea_popescu ascii_field yea well... go to the party night meetings more often, comrade.
17:48 ascii_field aha
17:48 mircea_popescu maybe they'd give you black sea tickets too.
17:49 pete_dushenski ascii_field: http://p-fst1.pixstatic.com/506a33a6d9127e30fc001273._w.540_s.fit_.jpg << what i had in mind as 'covered' radiator
17:49 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2pnuQ )
17:49 ascii_field when i think about what something costs to buy, i think 'with money' rather than 'with Hero Mother Award vouchers from zimbabwestan'
17:49 mircea_popescu incidentally ascii_field what's your take on petliura ?
17:49 ascii_field mircea_popescu: the fella who ran on liquid jew ?
17:50 mircea_popescu symon
17:50 ascii_field aha him
17:50 ascii_field colourful character.
17:51 mircea_popescu but colorful enough to support the notion of a bona fide ukr nation ?
17:52 ascii_field ukr nation is sitting right there, for whoever wants
17:52 ascii_field about the same cultural weight as zimbabwe, and for very similar reason
17:52 ascii_field but here it is, on the map..
17:53 mircea_popescu hm.
17:53 mircea_popescu this notion extends to the poles ?
17:53 ascii_field the poles had an actual culture.
17:53 ascii_field with items like own literature, period of empire, scholarship, military wins
17:54 mircea_popescu well... you mean as part of the commonwealth or somehow before ?
17:54 mircea_popescu so the trashing pilsudski administered to the oh so clever & brave bolsheviks doesn't count for the ukrs ?
17:54 ascii_field mainly as part of rzeczpospolita
17:54 ascii_field p. was a pole
17:54 ascii_field it counts! for the poles.
17:55 mircea_popescu well yes, but the maneuvers were a joint thing with the ukrainiansa
17:55 ascii_field phun phakt - 'u kraina' == 'on the fringes'
17:56 mircea_popescu afaik, the ukrs were actually the only people who had jews in govt etc after the ww1.
17:56 ascii_field poor schmucks were on the fringes. it wasn't sweet, no. had all kinds of misadventures.
17:57 mircea_popescu mmm. you know they invented russian-ness right ?
17:57 ascii_field esp. after anglos (brit first, then modern usg) had the brilliant idea of nurturing a counter-ru bantustan there
17:57 ascii_field aha
17:57 mircea_popescu kiev came first ; moscow a distant 2nd
17:57 ascii_field most of planet knows this i think
17:57 mircea_popescu okay.
17:58 ascii_field (except it was 'they' in the sense where 'man descended from monkey')
17:58 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/ptzfQ
17:58 assbot Lejitz comments on "In a $6.6B economy, it is criminal to let the Service undergo an ECE without warning users loudly, months in advance" - Jeff Garzik ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2q2fV )
17:59 mircea_popescu is this where we know what "ece" is supposed to be ?
17:59 mircea_popescu "oh look at me, i'm so erudite" derp.
17:59 BingoBoingo Of course
18:00 ascii_field wtf does it mean
18:00 BingoBoingo It mean "I invent terms because PoMo"
18:00 mircea_popescu wtf oh it's just AGW for a DDL when theres MoLE aFOOT
18:02 BingoBoingo !up Duffer1
18:04 ascii_field http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1345012 << wtf is that
18:04 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 22:49:14; pete_dushenski: ascii_field: http://p-fst1.pixstatic.com/506a33a6d9127e30fc001273._w.540_s.fit_.jpg << what i had in mind as 'covered' radiator
18:04 ascii_field you can't dry a shirt on that
18:04 ascii_field nor chain up anybody
18:04 ascii_field cat will not sit
18:04 ascii_field what's it good for.
18:04 pete_dushenski lol it's exactly what i have in my place. same as i had in last place too. and place before that!
18:05 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
18:05 ascii_field is there even radiator in there
18:05 ascii_field or just resistance coil
18:05 * ascii_field bbl
18:05 BingoBoingo "electric"
18:05 pete_dushenski nah. water.
18:06 pete_dushenski thus constant warnings not to leave patio doors open in winter, lest pipes freeze and asplode.
18:06 pete_dushenski twas a thing in the 70s around here.
18:06 pete_dushenski *a design thing
18:06 BingoBoingo https://t.co/XeFaTZAa1k
18:07 assbot Government announces end of currency controls, exchange rate unification - BuenosAiresHerald.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2qA5B )
18:08 BingoBoingo Ghost talk https://www.mail-archive.com/bitcoin-dev@lists.linuxfoundation.org/msg03049.html
18:08 assbot Re: [bitcoin-dev] Block size: It's economics & user preparation & moral hazard ... ( http://bit.ly/1T2qJpu )
18:12 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=3462
18:12 assbot JL: Oops! ... ( http://bit.ly/1Yit9aa )
18:15 BingoBoingo "James Bond kills for the global Anglo-American bankocracy, whose most loyal thugs have been, and will be, members of our world-wide underclass, who might best be trusted with heaping injustice upon those above them and below their masters who might oppose the global good. " >> http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=3461
18:15 assbot JL: ‘Your Opinion on A Black James Bond?’ ... ( http://bit.ly/1YitKIX )
18:24 BingoBoingo !up ComplaintsDept
18:25 punkman assbot: Government announces end of currency controls, exchange rate unification << how's that even gonna work
18:28 punkman http://www.candyjapan.com/2015-year-in-review
18:28 assbot Candy Japan 2015 Year in Review ... ( http://bit.ly/1YiwfLx )
18:28 punkman "I played cat-and-mouse with the fraudsters for a bit, adding various checks such as e-mail confirmation, IP bans etc. but it only took hours for the criminals to adapt to these. Eventually I just ragequit and switched off credit cards, going back to PayPal-only."
18:33 punkman if only one of the paypal wannabes could accept credit and pay out in bitcoin
~ 23 minutes ~
18:56 pete_dushenski "Hard forking changes require that ultimately every participant in the system adopts the new rules. I find it immoral and dangerous to merge such a change without extremely widespread agreement. I am personally fine with a short-term small block size bump to kick the can down the road if that is what the ecosystem desires, but I can only agree with merging it in Core if I'm convinced that there is no strong oppositio
18:56 pete_dushenski it from others." ~wuille
18:57 pete_dushenski what could be a more convincing opposition than a death warrant, one wonders.
18:58 pete_dushenski though, yes, wuille only proposed 'soft fork', he clearly knows full well what he's up against.
18:58 BingoBoingo Well he still pushes jim crow as "uncontroversial"
18:59 pete_dushenski he's still dumb enough to think that he can squeek through this affair unscathed, but my god he's an oily eel.
19:00 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: just like jim crow was in southern states ! "no one in this room doesn't agree!"
19:00 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Related https://i.sli.mg/iNn80i.png
19:00 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1P9aRCF )
19:13 BingoBoingo Still more related: "I had the exact same problem with medium leggings - I'm 5'10" and 138lbs. 34-25-38 and should be a medium. When I got the leggings there was no tag indication front or back so I tried them on both ways. A large baggy pocket ballooned out in the front either way. A FUPA pouch? I cant wear them because they wont stay up, even with my bootie. :( Fat people privilege is being able to wear clothing front or back be
19:13 BingoBoingo cause you body is shaped like a stack of tires."
19:26 punkman lol
19:28 punkman http://highscalability.com/blog/2015/12/14/does-amp-counter-an-existential-threat-to-google.html
19:28 assbot Does AMP Counter an Existential Threat to Google? - High Scalability - ... ( http://bit.ly/1P9e9G2 )
19:29 punkman can't make lightweight html pages, gotta do stupid shit instead
19:36 punkman Detritus R Us
19:41 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-12-2015#1345095 << very lulzy. at last, 'embrace & extinguish' for html...
19:41 assbot Logged on 17-12-2015 00:28:36; punkman: http://highscalability.com/blog/2015/12/14/does-amp-counter-an-existential-threat-to-google.html
19:42 asciilifeform 'That Google approves the javascript in AMP is a tradeoff. You want the javascript to be minified, secure, compact, and standardized. But you also want new things in AMP and there’s an open process for that.' <<< ahahahahaha
19:42 asciilifeform gotta love how this bomb is buried halfway into the turdocument
19:43 punkman yeah and js disabled means empty page, aka the blogspot experience
19:43 asciilifeform naturally
19:43 asciilifeform how else to deal with t3rr0r1stz who refuse to load ad crud
19:43 punkman I'll have to write a userscript to render with js disabled
19:44 punkman (ironic?)
19:46 punkman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Q7oCy9-yQ
19:46 assbot Autumn- A Night In June (1982) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1P9g51h )
19:50 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1345071 << how the fuck is the 'segregated' nonsense ~not~ a hardfork ?
19:50 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 23:08:47; BingoBoingo: Ghost talk https://www.mail-archive.com/bitcoin-dev@lists.linuxfoundation.org/msg03049.html
19:50 punkman someone figured out it can be a "softfork", just don't send witness part to old nodez!
19:53 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: "softfork" uses "anyone can spend" non-sense
19:54 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: "soft" literally in the sense old nodes verify blocks and absolutely not a thing else.
19:54 punkman and that someone was Luke-Jr
19:54 punkman just ftr
19:56 punkman "This seemed like a hard problem. I personally dismissed this as a solution for a long time as something non-viable, until Luke-Jr discovered that it's possible to do this as a soft-fork. What we're going to do is inputs, we just deprecate the signature field inside of inputs. It's going to be an empty string from now on. Obviously, an empty signature is not going to be able to spend an
19:56 punkman actual output that requires a signature. Instead, the outputs do not push these scripts that we required to be satisfied, they would be encapsulated, it would be pushed as a piece of data. This allows us to, this effectively to every node, and every node not using this system, it's an ANYONECANSPEND. It's just an output that pushes data on the stack, the output doesn't do anything else.
19:56 punkman It's ANYONECANSPEND. In a soft-fork, we can add a new rule that restricts what's valid. We can add a rule like, whenever we see, we could say it's a new type of script that is able to instead of updating its inputs from the signature field, it takes it from the witness instead. The witness becomes a third part of the transaction in addition to the inputs and outputs of a transaction. For
19:56 punkman now it would only contain a signature."
19:57 asciilifeform if 'ANYONECANSPEND', what exactly prevents an uncastrated node from... spending it ?
20:01 punkman asciilifeform: it will only look like one
20:03 trinque lets drown this motherfucker in complexity then carve our names into the corpse. I'm told this is what glory is.
20:04 asciilifeform in other, not quite unrelated nyooz, the number of detectable nodez in the wild has been steadily dropping
20:05 asciilifeform (if i had to guess why - the extinction of hearn's riverz-of-meat crud)
~ 17 minutes ~
20:22 ben_vulpes Jesse,
20:22 ben_vulpes Thank you for stopping by and meeting the team—we had a blast and hope you did as well.
20:22 ben_vulpes A huge part of the work that we do while building software is cultivating beautiful little trees of commits with Git. To that end, we want to resolve a concern on our end about getting you up to speed on our favorite version-controlatron (Git), and so we cooked up two exercises for you to work through over the next few weeks (see attached).
20:22 ben_vulpes We're looking for a really nice commit and merging history, so feel free to trash your working copies aggressively in pursuit of a nice finished product.
20:22 ben_vulpes Please reach out to me with any technical questions you have, any questions about how Git works or how to use it, or to review your progress and provide feedback. We take pairing and education seriously here, and are very happy to extend this support to you during this exercise.
20:22 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1345078 << rather simply, currently they're raping the producers by taking their dollars in exchange for ~9 pesos each. meanwhile the open market rate for the dollar is about 15 pesos.
20:22 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 23:25:11; punkman: assbot: Government announces end of currency controls, exchange rate unification << how's that even gonna work
20:22 ben_vulpes Should you demonstrate speed of self-education, willingness to reach out for support if you need it, and the ability and willingness to cultivate your own beautiful little commit-trees, we'll offer you a contracting position paying $30/hr. This rate affords us the luxury of budgeting training and study time for you. Our hope is that as you build familiarity with the ecosystems and projects, that you'll demonstrate productivity, mesh
20:22 ben_vulpes well with the team, and (should we extend an offer to transition from contractor to employee) ascend our internal talent ladder.
20:22 ben_vulpes If the notion appeals, let me know that you're game. It would be fantastic to get the git exercise wrapped up by Jan 1, and yourself into the office as soon as you can make it after your return from Indiana.
20:22 ben_vulpes Yours,
20:22 mircea_popescu if they take off currency controls, it's going to go to a 10 or something and that's that.
20:22 asciilifeform bahahawaaat
20:22 mircea_popescu ;;later ben_vulpes you gotta learn how to use this buffer thing.
20:22 gribble Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "ben_vulpes" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.
20:23 mircea_popescu asciilifeform notice he uses -tron now. prolly should charge ip.
20:23 asciilifeform l0l do we want to know what other atrocities i'm responsible for
20:24 * asciilifeform had a chat with a very old and long-ago last seen phriend, who threatened to use asciilifeformisms in a linguistics phd thesis
20:24 ben_vulpes jesus.
20:24 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes is there the luxury of us educating you on matters of security in that ?
20:24 * ben_vulpes sighs
20:24 asciilifeform aaaha that could've been the launch codes ben_vulpes
20:25 ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344551 << first there is a faux test to set the bar low
20:25 assbot Logged on 16-12-2015 17:37:28; ascii_field: possibly an actuarial sort of gambit.
20:25 mircea_popescu see what webstack does to you ?
20:25 mircea_popescu this sort of thing is what made phantomcircuit derp famous.
20:29 punkman clients should not auto-post when you paste, gives you a chance to abort
20:30 asciilifeform punkman: there were line feeds in there
20:30 punkman still
20:30 asciilifeform live by 'unix philosophy', die by same
20:31 punkman no thanks :P
20:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's trivial to have it set up properly. looky here : 1
20:33 mircea_popescu 2
20:33 mircea_popescu 3
20:33 asciilifeform l0l!!
20:33 asciilifeform !b 4
20:33 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0HC01KB.txt )
20:33 mircea_popescu contained \n, only went once i pressed enter at the end.
20:33 asciilifeform see, mine does same
20:33 asciilifeform but that's because my client is an x11 proggy
20:33 asciilifeform and gets 'enter' key out of band
20:33 mod6 irssi saves
20:33 asciilifeform thinkaboutit
20:33 mircea_popescu actually displays it as 1\n2\n3 etc
20:33 asciilifeform aha same
20:34 asciilifeform and doesn't fire until key hit
20:34 asciilifeform but you can't do this in a console proggy
20:34 asciilifeform because yoooooooneeexfilosofyyy!!
20:34 mircea_popescu why not ? just \\n
20:34 asciilifeform and if that's in the paste ?
20:35 mircea_popescu then it gets displayed with one slash extra i guess.
20:35 asciilifeform not how paste works in console
20:35 mircea_popescu that may be, but i dun think it's a philosophy matter.
20:35 asciilifeform it's an in-band signalling sucks! matter.
20:36 asciilifeform just like the ill-fated turdatron
20:36 mircea_popescu all signalling happens ultimately in band.
20:36 trinque I don't use erc, but apparently there's erc-accidental-paste-threshold-seconds
20:36 asciilifeform 'ultimately' all signalling is electroweak force, what of it
20:36 mircea_popescu i'm actually willing to bet that his buffer sat there quietly, only flew once he hit enter.
20:36 asciilifeform nobody gives half a dead rat re: ultimatelies.
20:37 * trinque closes his laptop obediently, told planes can't land otherwise.
20:40 * asciilifeform boggles mind at the starvation wages ben_vulpes pays his hirelings
20:45 mircea_popescu 30 an hour ? it's scandalous. who the fuck pays code monkeys over minimum wage ?!
20:46 mircea_popescu i don't get it, the chicks should bag groceries and make ~10.5 and the dudes should dfick around with javascript and make more than 9 ?!
20:46 mircea_popescu bitches gotta stand for the whole day, yo! and get hit on by all the losers too!
20:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i think if he pays less he will have to keep them chained in own house
20:46 mircea_popescu pfff.
20:47 asciilifeform 30 is prolly the threshold for having them ambulatory, 'outpatient'
20:47 mircea_popescu i have no idea why and wherefore brogramer gets to make minimum wage. seriously now.
20:47 mircea_popescu he gets the same the lawnmowing 12 yos get.
20:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform do you think you can find any full hour of "work" on say github actually justifiably worth minimum wage ?
20:48 asciilifeform actually yes.
20:48 asciilifeform mine.
20:48 asciilifeform https://github.com/asciilifeform
20:48 assbot asciilifeform (Stanislav Datskovskiy) · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1NqyrZ3 )
20:48 asciilifeform there's maybe even 2 hour in there!
20:48 mircea_popescu ...
20:48 mircea_popescu this is cheating.
20:49 asciilifeform ajhajaaa l0l
20:49 asciilifeform hey if mircea_popescu got to have a twatter
20:49 mircea_popescu are you going to argue to the merits or just gonna keep trying to squeak by on technicalities ?
20:50 asciilifeform but srsly, he's stuck paying them in actual money unless he wants to house'em.
20:50 mircea_popescu nevertheless, they're not worth actually paying money.
20:50 asciilifeform (unless ok with india, but then doesn't get to enjoy chair parade)
20:51 asciilifeform why even employ human compilers, is a question not for me but for ben_vulpes et al.
20:51 * asciilifeform does not use'em for anything, will not even tolerate in same room
20:52 asciilifeform lulzily, at a job interview i was actually asked to ~compile a c proggy by hand on paper
20:52 asciilifeform ~
20:52 asciilifeform 'for cpu arch of your choosing'
20:52 mircea_popescu as what, llvm ?
20:52 asciilifeform i picked amd64
20:53 asciilifeform and this was by far the most trivial problem in the binder
20:53 asciilifeform everything else was a pretty good olympiad puzzler
20:54 asciilifeform of the 'identify which line makes this .c exploitable, and write the exploit here'
21:00 punkman in the interests of working with less wotless derps in 2016: You can rent punkman for $30/hr (can even get discounts if I like you), can operate git per your style guides, can't compile C with pen and paper.
21:01 mircea_popescu curious how this'll work out.
21:01 mircea_popescu !rated punkman
21:01 assbot You rated user punkman on 27-Nov-2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: Hangs around in #b-a.
21:01 mircea_popescu provided of course ben manages to not get himself fired from his own company over the buffer incident :D
21:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform tell you what, one time i separated 863 teenaged females into 10 groups of 5 tons each within a 1% tolerance. the process consisted of me walking through the group and pointing. to my advantgage, they were lightly dressed. to my disadvantage it was night time.
21:04 punkman for plane/boat/rollercoaster ride?
21:05 mircea_popescu something like that.
21:11 punkman btw, super interested in Eulora map generator project, but c++ just makes me sad++
21:12 mircea_popescu problem is the whole stack is in c++ and i'm not about to manage language interfaces.
21:12 mircea_popescu but if you want to rewrite cs in lisp...
21:13 mircea_popescu o wait, we can't run lisp irl.
21:18 punkman should I be looking at cs2.0 docs?
21:19 mircea_popescu nah there's a magical version frozen in time
21:19 mircea_popescu download the game, see in the deps.
21:21 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: familiar with old game 'abuse' ?
21:21 asciilifeform http://lispgames.org/index.php/Abuse
21:21 assbot Abuse - Lisp Games Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1TR5Bm8 )
21:22 mircea_popescu notrly my thing
21:22 asciilifeform now to be fair this was not commonlisp but a miniature thing created just for the game
21:22 mircea_popescu i was into high fantasy. really, still am, da fuck with all the sci fi crap
21:22 asciilifeform more like elisp.
21:22 mircea_popescu ahga.
21:22 asciilifeform this was a straight arcade game
21:22 asciilifeform scroller.
21:23 asciilifeform punkman: what do you do ?
21:24 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-12-2015#1345225 << this is neato. but what was this re:
21:24 assbot Logged on 17-12-2015 02:03:42; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell you what, one time i separated 863 teenaged females into 10 groups of 5 tons each within a 1% tolerance. the process consisted of me walking through the group and pointing. to my advantgage, they were lightly dressed. to my disadvantage it was night time.
21:25 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-12-2015#1345228 << i recently realized with horror that most of my dead tree library concerning programming is about cpp
21:25 assbot Logged on 17-12-2015 02:11:29; punkman: btw, super interested in Eulora map generator project, but c++ just makes me sad++
21:25 asciilifeform (fine points and exquisite abuses thereof)
21:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform since you've decided to discuss magic for some reason. as if THAT's what random derp making 30 an hour in portland is all about.
21:26 mircea_popescu he's gonna turn lead to cunt juice and animate pubic hairballs.
21:26 asciilifeform actually i'd love to know what that fella's job is
21:26 asciilifeform perhaps ben_vulpes will do another paste oops and we'll find out moar
21:26 mircea_popescu lmao
21:27 * asciilifeform searches logz for own 'oopsen'
21:27 asciilifeform iirc i dropped in a page of asm once
21:27 asciilifeform but i forget.
21:28 asciilifeform one time i threw in what must've been a whole b00k and then penaltykick
21:28 asciilifeform a few yrs back
21:30 mircea_popescu ie last week.
21:30 asciilifeform was thinking of the time i dropped a btc into the piggy
21:31 mircea_popescu a
21:32 asciilifeform speaking of cpp, alexandrescu's b00kz are spiffy
21:32 asciilifeform a noteworthy fella from ro other than mircea_popescu ! even
21:33 mircea_popescu there are numerous romanian coder fellows from the ro.
21:33 asciilifeform http://erdani.com << ha, looks like he has a site.
21:33 assbot Andrei Alexandrescu ... ( http://bit.ly/1RpLRZc )
21:33 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: aha but how many in my library.
21:34 mircea_popescu well that i dunno.
21:35 asciilifeform ftp://ftp.sbin.org/pub/doc/books/Addison_Wesley_-_Modern_C++_Design_Generic_Programming_and_Design_Patterns_Applied_Ebook-fly.pdf << l3337 w4r3z !!11
21:35 asciilifeform ^ jurov might enjoy
21:47 asciilifeform phun phakt:
21:47 asciilifeform c permits negative array indices.
21:47 asciilifeform ( aaand if you know why, you're prolly as ready for the glue factory as i am... )
21:47 punkman asciilifeform: actually i'd love to know what that fella's job is << I do contract webwork, dataplumbing, (G)UIs, etc as it comes but it's a hassle dealing with derpclients. I also dabble in selling physical/digital products and maybe with some renewed effort and a few good people I'll make some shit stick. I don't really aspire to having a job.
21:48 asciilifeform punkman: neato. i can't picture a time or place where you'd be out of wurk
21:54 asciilifeform in other nyoooz,
21:54 asciilifeform http://hmarco.org/bugs/CVE-2015-8370-Grub2-authentication-bypass.html
21:54 assbot Back to 28: Grub2 Authentication Bypass 0-Day ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ym7R6t )
21:55 asciilifeform 'A vulnerability in Grub2 has been found. Versions from 1.98 (December, 2009) to 2.02 (December, 2015) are affected. The vulnerability can be exploited under certain circumstances, allowing local attackers to bypass any kind of authentication (plain or hashed passwords). And so, the attacker may take control of the computer.'
21:55 asciilifeform not all that interesting to a literate person, considering how it involves the 'can walk away with the machine' sort of enemy
21:55 asciilifeform but illustrative of the 'open sores' thing in general.
21:56 asciilifeform actually the above is conventional wisdom but might well be false:
21:56 asciilifeform consider this:
21:56 asciilifeform networked 'kvm' gadget is ubiquitous.
21:56 asciilifeform and can cycle mains power
21:56 asciilifeform what does enemy then see? grub...
21:57 asciilifeform and from this we learn MOTHERFUCKERS why dulap cycled mains...
21:57 asciilifeform NOTE how grub2 (specifically!) is the affected ver
21:58 asciilifeform i.e. the shitgnomatic grub
21:58 asciilifeform that comes with ALL mainstream linuxen
22:04 mircea_popescu aww shit mod6 only now i saw your whisper. listen, youj gotta talk to me here or in #eulora, i dun much read the ingame chat.
22:04 mircea_popescu too much craft spam you know ?
22:08 mod6 ah
22:08 mod6 np
22:16 deedbot- [Trilema] Be Cool, or the multilayered cake of things I don't give a shit about. - http://trilema.com/2015/be-cool-or-the-multilayered-cake-of-things-i-dont-give-a-shit-about/
~ 29 minutes ~
22:46 BingoBoingo AH, Mizzou http://trilema.com/2015/be-cool-or-the-multilayered-cake-of-things-i-dont-give-a-shit-about/#footnote_4_64323
22:46 assbot Be Cool, or the multilayered cake of things I don't give a shit about. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1P8iBmv )
22:47 asciilifeform 'Strictly the only difference between Argentina and Soviet Romania isn't that the Argentines "did it to themselves" while the Russkis did it to the poor Romanians (always there guarding the West from the barbarians so the French could build their cathedrals bla bla)' << l0l
22:47 asciilifeform they didn't do it, they just fell down and the cock went in
22:50 asciilifeform '...Just as long as the factories kept going up, it made no difference whatsoever they'd work for a different set of people than the set building them.... You know, "abstract principles" such as the notion that if you take half a million tons of grain's worth of labour out of some people to do something, that something they do at your behest will return them at the very least half a million tons of grain so they don't fucking
22:50 asciilifeform starve.' << how does this differ from mircea_popescu's classical prescription 'go shoot a policeman' ?
22:50 asciilifeform i see no particular diff b/w this and 'die for the motherland to build bright komyooonist fyootoor'
22:51 asciilifeform obligatory, 'i won't want to achieve immortality through my work; i want to achieve immortality through not dying' (woody allen)
22:59 asciilifeform meanwhile, from the ministry of idiocy, https://www.google.com/trends/story/2015_US
22:59 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1P8jlrP )
23:00 BingoBoingo Ah, glorious blank page
23:01 BingoBoingo Radsuit still wurkz
23:01 asciilifeform meanwhile, in the OTHER usa, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEhSF188x5k
23:01 assbot Концерт ансамбля "Моранбон" по случаю 81-летия КНА (25.04.13). - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1QqTlv3 )
23:13 nubbins` the dress
23:13 nubbins` the world doubts its eyes
23:16 BingoBoingo "Interestingly, according to a recent Quora post by Code.org CEO Hadi Partovi, plans to have President Obama 'learn to code' a year earlier were torpedoed by the Healthcare.gov debacle. "We launched the first Hour of Code campaign, in 2013," explains Partovi. "We launched the first Hour of Code on the home page of Google, in every Apple Store, and we had convinced the President to issue a speech about computer science. But it was
23:16 BingoBoingo impossible to get the president to actually write any code that year — the administration had just launched its Healthcare.gov website, and after the infamous technical failures, nobody wanted the visual of website failing while the President is learning to code.""
23:17 BingoBoingo lol
23:23 asciilifeform i prolly ought to have translated, it was a concert in honour of 81st anniversary of the korean people's army
23:23 asciilifeform (nk where else)
23:23 asciilifeform the REAL kr.
23:30 asciilifeform one of the very few remaining sovereign nations on planet3
23:30 asciilifeform possibly the only one.
23:31 asciilifeform possibly even mircea_popescu-proof.
23:35 nubbins` polident makes kimchi containers smell like mint kimchi
23:36 asciilifeform wats polident
23:36 nubbins` denture cleaner
23:37 nubbins` good at removing food stains/odors from plastic
23:39 asciilifeform nubbins`: didja ever go to nk? or only to the nato muppet kr ?
23:39 nubbins` i visited the dmz
23:39 nubbins` 3-4 feet into nk is as far as they let you
23:39 nubbins` had a friend who visited "for real". seoul->beijing->pyongyang
23:40 asciilifeform anyway the nk to go to is prolly the pre-1980 one. which is approx. when the 'internashinal komyoooooniti' blockade started turning it into what it is now.
23:40 kakobrekla had? had he not returned?
23:40 nubbins` not from sk, at least
23:40 asciilifeform in the old dayz, nk was ~the~ industrial korea
23:41 asciilifeform and south k was a pisshole
23:41 * nubbins` had another friend who is now major-label rock star in sk o.O
23:41 asciilifeform slovakia?
23:41 nubbins` secondbest korea
23:41 asciilifeform ah
23:42 asciilifeform nk was a successful exporter of heavy machinery prior to usg proclaiming it excommunicated and anyone trading with it likewise excommunicated from the mother church
23:43 asciilifeform as a zone of genuine absence of lizard hitler in all of his manifestations, it was proclaimed 'must die' long ago.
23:45 * nubbins` visited seekrit tunnels that nk had dug towards seoul
23:45 asciilifeform incidentally, do you know why nk survived the destruction of su ?
23:45 nubbins` every now and then they find another one
23:45 asciilifeform because it's a motherfucking ETHNOSTATE
23:45 asciilifeform y'know, the kind of thing the lizards fought ww2 to exterminate
23:46 nubbins` https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_(cultural)
23:46 assbot Han (cultural) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1ZdgiTP )
23:46 * asciilifeform subscribes !
23:48 asciilifeform 'Han denotes a collective feeling of oppression and isolation in the face of insurmountable odds (the overcoming of which is beyond the nation's capabilities on its own). It connotes aspects of lament and unavenged injustice.'
23:48 asciilifeform mega-w0rd.
23:49 nubbins` this so succinctly matches my experience
23:49 nubbins` heavy han in sk
23:50 nubbins` "korea" in korean: hanguk
23:51 nubbins` shortened from daehan minguk, people's nation of great han
23:51 nubbins` dwell on that for a while
23:52 * asciilifeform mega-mental-hardon for this
23:55 asciilifeform 'Han is sorrow caused by heavy suffering, injustice or persecution, a dull lingering ache in the soul. It is a blend of lifelong sorrow and resentment, neither more powerful than the other. Han is imbued with resignation, bitter acceptance and a grim determination to wait until vengeance can at last be achieved.'
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