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00:00 asciilifeform Vexual: unless you're in particularly favourable geography (e.g. iceland) - the cost is roughly equal to orbit
00:01 asciilifeform at any rate, basic formula that ought to put things in picture: take the mtbf of each life-critical piece of mechanism in your bunker
00:01 asciilifeform find the smallest number
00:01 asciilifeform this is now your life expectancy.
00:01 asciilifeform (or rather, upper bound thereof)
00:04 BingoBoingo Still, escape is more reliable for the same reason this "security" talking head is wrong https://freedom-to-tinker.com/blog/felten/in-partial-defense-of-the-seahawks-play-calling/
00:04 assbot In Partial Defense of the Seahawks’ Play Calling ... ( http://bit.ly/1MrOR2h )
00:06 BingoBoingo If you have a chance to resolve your deficit swiftly versus waiting for a problem to happen, doing the former offers leverage while doing the latter lets fucking New England win the superbowl.
00:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24052 @ 0.00032067 = 7.7128 BTC [+]
00:12 BingoBoingo !up Vexual
00:20 Vexual well considering shafts and orbits, cruising in a sub is possibly the best of both worlds if money isn't an option
00:22 Vexual just don't buy an aussie one, loud and slow
00:23 Vexual youll want slow and low, with fast as an option
00:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 83998 @ 0.00031216 = 26.2208 BTC [-] {2}
00:28 cazalla http://dpaste.com/37G7E5D
00:28 assbot dpaste: 37G7E5D ... ( http://bit.ly/1wsdAj7 )
00:28 cazalla ah wrong window
00:30 Vexual are you doxxing somes or does qntra do fantail wrappers now? coz i think i know this
00:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00030739 = 5.656 BTC [-]
00:34 cazalla Vexual, attempting to dox mysterious winner of usms auction or at least someone connected to it
00:35 Vexual sounds like some good investigative journalism, when did they get the money to afford such a bid tho?
00:36 cazalla perhaps this person simply handle the coins on behalf of another and did not buy himself, i dunno, wild goose chase tbh
00:37 Vexual yes, or its not in chronological order
00:42 Vexual his dead uncle perhaps?
00:43 BingoBoingo !up Vexual
00:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42100 @ 0.00030585 = 12.8763 BTC [-] {2}
00:52 Vexual why not call the sherrif, stephen colbert wallpaer is either a derranged fag or a troll
00:55 Vexual youll need a secretarty that sounds like shes ovulating, and a jeb bush voice
00:58 Vexual its not funny really, the coins were stolen under duress, but you know
01:00 Vexual thats the nature of theft
01:00 cazalla OK, i know who the supposed winner of the 27k is
01:00 Vexual dang that was quick
01:01 cazalla couple of hours
01:01 Vexual is it a scoop?
01:02 BingoBoingo Not sure.
01:02 Vexual print it!
01:16 mircea_popescu and in cruise news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/af28fd470c15c3d37e51b16f5faf86a3/tumblr_n9ywquMmEX1sonex9o1_1280.jpg
01:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1EauuTi )
01:16 BingoBoingo Vexual: Situation in this case is being handled politely
01:16 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Is that Kimbo Slice?
01:17 mircea_popescu kimdo dought it.
01:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform re the entire "shitgnome doesn't give up", you ever read http://trilema.com/2013/various-kinds-of-stickiness/#footnote_1_46308 ?
01:18 assbot Various kinds of stickiness pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1EauKBX )
01:19 mircea_popescu it's really innate nationalistic behaviour, i suspek
01:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31000 @ 0.00030325 = 9.4008 BTC [-] {2}
01:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22852 @ 0.00031299 = 7.1524 BTC [+] {2}
01:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11798 @ 0.00032384 = 3.8207 BTC [+]
01:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15102 @ 0.00030743 = 4.6428 BTC [-]
01:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11398 @ 0.00032351 = 3.6874 BTC [+]
02:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46283 @ 0.00029797 = 13.7909 BTC [-] {3}
02:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform> (or rather, upper bound thereof) << your house doesn't collapse the moment a tile hanger in the bathroom falls off, but still,
02:09 mircea_popescu a reasonable engineering approach
02:10 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Been a while since you've seen an American built house...
02:10 mircea_popescu a decade or so.
02:10 mircea_popescu <Vexual> sounds like some good investigative journalism << very much this cazalla
02:10 BingoBoingo Near the end of the last boom, they were building them to about the lifespan of American cars.
02:11 BingoBoingo cazalla's been doing fucking work.
02:12 mircea_popescu !paycoin
02:12 mircea_popescu !s paycoin
02:12 assbot 35 results for 'paycoin' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=paycoin
02:22 BingoBoingo Deedbot newest version is deedbot.org? docs?
02:22 cazalla BingoBoingo, knew i was onto something :)
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02:37 mircea_popescu http://www.kroah.com/log/blog/2014/01/15/kdbus-details/ btw, re the linus thing
02:37 assbot kdbus details - Linux Kernel Monkey Log ... ( http://bit.ly/1HzAEgM )
02:38 cazalla deedbot-, add-deed http://dpaste.com/28XZS58.txt
02:38 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1HzAIgP )
02:38 cazalla is that right or just no confirmation unless included in block?
02:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23967 @ 0.00031366 = 7.5175 BTC [+] {2}
02:39 mircea_popescu deedbot-: add-deed http://dpaste.com/28XZS58.txt
02:39 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1HzAVjX )
02:39 mircea_popescu trinque was going to fix the bizarro counterintuitive interface last we went through this
02:43 cazalla well, in its absence, i have 2 people who are aware what that hash represents so it should work for a time stamp eh?
02:43 BingoBoingo Fuck, is deedbot just too good of an idea to live
02:44 BingoBoingo 3bf559b252621b8e34345ce6f54e8f1a310d0b29ec070a2156f4fd0465f8aa50415bbb56e2a5182e41d719d002a5d2084860b0cc73cb47022339817dcfd76b77
02:44 mircea_popescu i have nfi
02:44 BingoBoingo ^ Won't expire like dpaste at the least
02:44 mircea_popescu right.
02:49 BingoBoingo !up DanTheBitcoinMan
02:49 BingoBoingo Hello DanTheBitcoinMan
02:49 BingoBoingo !up diametric
02:49 DanTheBitcoinMan Hey, guys over at BitBet keep shitting on my new bet I'm submitting
02:50 DanTheBitcoinMan Trying to get rich off the XPY cult
02:50 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: Which bet?
02:50 BingoBoingo DanTheBitcoinMan: WHich bet?
02:51 DanTheBitcoinMan https://bitbet.us/propositions/ , the latest.
02:51 assbot BitBet Propositions ... ( http://bit.ly/1HzDVwR )
02:52 BingoBoingo DanTheBitcoinMan: BitBet tends to reject bets unlikely to attract betting action
02:52 DanTheBitcoinMan I see, but I thought it would attract some good betting action.
02:53 DanTheBitcoinMan So many idiots out there supporting this blatant scam, surely they would bet on it. Kind of like how the BFL Monarch delivery bet went.
02:53 BingoBoingo DanTheBitcoinMan: I'm not a BitBet mod, but a short on XPY with small stakes looks like Garza looking to rob again
02:54 mircea_popescu DanTheBitcoinMan the idea is for the proponent of the scamcoin in question to put btc down on it.
02:54 DanTheBitcoinMan Ah, nevermind I completely didn't think about that.
02:54 mircea_popescu this worked historically with bfl, stuck them for a decent sum
02:54 DanTheBitcoinMan Yeah, they'd manipulate and dumb to oblivion to win the bet, last ditch effort if it got big enough
02:54 DanTheBitcoinMan dumb = dump
02:55 DanTheBitcoinMan Yeah, the BFL Bet was beautiful.
02:55 mircea_popescu and more generally, http://trilema.com/2013/the-positive-market-effects-of-the-delivery-bet/
02:55 assbot The positive market effects of the delivery bet. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1HzEQNE )
02:55 mircea_popescu anyway, the right way to go about it is, challenge garza or w/e is pushing the thing to put some btc down
02:57 DanTheBitcoinMan Missed that one. The delivery bet needs to be used more often.
02:58 mircea_popescu indeed.
02:59 BingoBoingo Anyways the onus is on the deliverer or someone they've built faith in to initiate one of those
03:01 BingoBoingo Thing is even Josh Zerlan knew where to put money down and Homero doesn't respect that.
03:01 DanTheBitcoinMan Yeah, really, I'm sure that BFL placing that bet they still ended up convincing some poor souls that they truly were going to deliver
03:02 DanTheBitcoinMan I guess it just costs them a little bit more to keep running their scams
03:04 BingoBoingo DanTheBitcoinMan: And yet in the long run BFl lost so much more.
03:05 DanTheBitcoinMan So what are everyone's thoughts here about Gavin running around and trying to promote his idea of raising the block size limit? Can anyone point me to a very good argument detailing the reasons this should be avoided?
03:06 BingoBoingo DanTheBitcoinMan: Qntra has a good number of pieces on this point
03:06 BingoBoingo !up Vexual
03:06 BingoBoingo ;;google site:qntra.net gavin
03:06 gribble Gavin Andresen Proposes Scalability Roadmap and Hardfork ...: <http://qntra.net/2014/10/gavin-andressen-proposes-scalability-roadmap-and-hardfork/>; Gavin Andresen: "Expect Chaos & Drama" | Qntra.net: <http://qntra.net/2014/11/gavin-andresen-expect-chaos-drama/>; Flashback: Gavin Andresen | Qntra.net: <http://qntra.net/2014/11/flashback-gavin-andresen/>
03:07 Vexual thoughtless miners are dissappearing, i think thats one reason bigger blocks wont propogate
03:08 Vexual when the reward halves next time, fees are more importsnt
03:09 Vexual also, whens the last time you tried to sync anode?
03:10 Vexual the anode is adjacent to important things, so, you know
03:13 Vexual also dimandoid lasers and shit
03:13 Vexual all the electrons cant be wrong
03:14 Vexual its in the design
03:15 mircea_popescu <DanTheBitcoinMan> I guess it just costs them a little bit more to keep running their scams << this is the crucial point.
03:15 mircea_popescu DanTheBitcoinMan funny you should ask, because... http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1048163
03:15 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 02:03:19; mircea_popescu: ;;later tell gavinandresen http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-03-2015#1047857 << check it out, the shithead lies about imaginary consensus in december, then "is working" on building the consensus he lied about having, in march. get lost, fucksticks. your gig is up.
03:15 davout ohai$
03:17 mircea_popescu hei frenchie
03:18 Vexual yeah even if you try to unsatoshi, youll get flomabaied
03:20 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo btq, qntra for linux : https://lwn.net/
03:20 assbot Welcome to LWN.net [LWN.net] ... ( http://bit.ly/1wsDjI8 )
03:20 mircea_popescu note the almost exact match of thing for thing.
03:21 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Actually saw that later
03:21 mircea_popescu and toddf quoite the guy, "For those who don’t want to take the time watching the talk, lwn.net wrote up a great summary of the talk, and that article is here. For those of you without a lwn.net subscription, what are you waiting for? You’ll have to wait two weeks before it comes out from behind the paid section of the website before reading it, sorry."
03:21 mircea_popescu they don't really understand what they're doing, but they ARE trying.
03:22 Vexual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_eCQYK4a2Q
03:22 BingoBoingo It is a model I wish I would have seen 5-10 years ago
03:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.00032316 = 2.246 BTC [+]
03:35 Vexual guess dan wasn't really looking for everyones thoughts
03:36 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/stuff-i-dont-understand-and-other-likable-parts/
03:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13001 @ 0.00032316 = 4.2014 BTC [+]
03:51 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/35cb5c2a717be46ac3b0e7d34c3054e8/tumblr_ni8hqj0v0e1tbhgn7o1_1280.jpg
03:51 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1MsduM6 )
03:51 mircea_popescu you can't spell grape without rape.
04:00 BingoBoingo !up lrak
04:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25100 @ 0.00032364 = 8.1234 BTC [+]
04:05 mircea_popescu eleaks org ?
04:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52700 @ 0.0003275 = 17.2593 BTC [+] {2}
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04:31 hanbot hey mp! http://www.sitescore.co/trilema.com << your site doesn't exist! it's just read by a bunch of people!
04:31 assbot SiteScore | Site Ranking ... ( http://bit.ly/1B3u1h1 )
04:33 mircea_popescu lol
04:33 mircea_popescu sounds about right, sure.
04:39 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-fun-read/
04:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44800 @ 0.000327 = 14.6496 BTC [-]
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05:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30800 @ 0.00032903 = 10.1341 BTC [+] {2}
05:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44469 @ 0.00033016 = 14.6819 BTC [+] {2}
05:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56600 @ 0.00033157 = 18.7669 BTC [+] {2}
05:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21550 @ 0.00033179 = 7.1501 BTC [+]
05:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6396 @ 0.000327 = 2.0915 BTC [-]
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05:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67550 @ 0.00032645 = 22.0517 BTC [-] {2}
06:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10350 @ 0.0003264 = 3.3782 BTC [-]
06:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13048 @ 0.00033179 = 4.3292 BTC [+]
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06:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43600 @ 0.00034551 = 15.0642 BTC [+]
06:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40452 @ 0.00034519 = 13.9636 BTC [-]
06:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24840 @ 0.00033897 = 8.42 BTC [-] {2}
06:45 cazalla garza's missus https://anonimg.com/img/dabfb2d6f14a1f18f1b5278fb95c7ce9.jpg https://anonimg.com/img/dca78566589571fd74043b299a38ede7.jpg
06:45 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1EWmeb3 )
06:45 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1EWmfvu )
06:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27160 @ 0.00034879 = 9.4731 BTC [+]
06:55 davout cazalla: lol srsly?
06:56 cazalla ya, seen others, just not as provocative
06:57 davout keep em coming
06:59 cazalla ah i just found those ones on the tardstalk forum
07:03 davout hah, link plox?
07:03 davout and what was that train ticket bzns where they were moving to brussels or sthg, grepped my logs, couldn't find it
07:04 cazalla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=857670.msg10732463#msg10732463
07:04 assbot GAW Miners Paybase Paycoin unofficial uncensored discussion.ALWAYS MAKE MONEY :) ... ( http://bit.ly/1EWqAPa )
07:04 cazalla not sure what become of hte train tickets, i don't follow it as close as i once did, might skim that thread every couple of days
07:05 cazalla mp suggested we fire at most 2 bullets.. i think garza is bullet ridden by this point so unlikely to ever be more
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07:36 dignork http://habrahabr.ru/post/252725/ - translation: skype deletes links to dx.com from user messages
07:36 assbot Цензура ссылок скайпом / Хабрахабр ... ( http://bit.ly/18A2xcm )
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08:15 cazalla http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/11462193/Irish-court-accidentally-makes-drugs-legal.html not that it matters, they're all drunks
08:15 assbot Irish court 'accidentally' makes drugs legal - Telegraph ... ( http://bit.ly/1MsK68K )
08:15 davout pretty lulzy
08:20 danielpbarron http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1048345 << here's a bitbet deposit address generated for a 'yes' on the "BTC to top $500 before 1st May" -> 157sBJsrLoTheQUpZ7nXMnfELCmrW8xsHz
08:20 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 03:33:45; mircea_popescu: danielpbarron and actually, since im in a great mood : you get 100 bucks worth of bitcoin bet on any bitbet of your choice, lemme know what you want.
08:21 danielpbarron that 100 USD worth could be 700 USD worth for me at current odds :D
08:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50937 @ 0.0003358 = 17.1046 BTC [-] {2}
08:24 danielpbarron also, "@stoya The author of this blog is a fan of yours, and he's willing to pay you 0.2 (double because you're famous). http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ ..."
08:24 assbot I'll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1wtwwhm )
08:28 danielpbarron height=269680 vs height=205735
08:40 kakobrekla http://radiostudent.si/sites/default/files/slike/2015-03-09-dlakava-dlan-marčevski-uritoff-39042.jpg
08:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1MsNn7M )
08:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52100 @ 0.00034106 = 17.7692 BTC [+] {4}
08:42 cazalla asian?
08:42 fluffypony THATS RACIST
08:43 cazalla fluffypony, if you had to guess though?
08:43 fluffypony Swahili
08:44 cazalla looks like some hambeasts in the background though
08:56 cazalla coindesk deals.. they must be doing it tough over there
08:57 cazalla i guess i could use a https://deals.coindesk.com/sales/bactrack-mobile-breathalyzer-us
08:57 assbot BACtrack Mobile Smartphone Breathalyzer | CoinDesk Deals ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVSXm2 )
08:58 fluffypony so Coindesk is now Groupon?
08:58 cazalla seems they only accept credit card or paypal, no bitcoin
08:58 cazalla i'd write this up just for the lulz but had a few too many
09:00 cazalla seems it runs through this mob https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/stackcommerce
09:00 assbot StackCommerce | CrunchBase ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVTwvX )
09:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00034879 = 1.6044 BTC [+]
09:10 fluffypony ahahahahahah ha hah ahaha hah: http://i.imgur.com/RZHCtoZ.jpg <- Cat 5-o-9 tails
09:10 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KVVZ9S )
09:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17600 @ 0.00034303 = 6.0373 BTC [-]
09:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25000 @ 0.0003495 = 8.7375 BTC [+] {4}
09:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3250 @ 0.00035086 = 1.1403 BTC [+]
09:42 adlai asciilifeform: working my way through the lispm talk makes me want to study EE
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10:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.00034545 = 7.669 BTC [-]
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10:22 nubbins` <asciilifeform> i was briefly a member of a kind of electronics club that met in a huge old church <<< we hold pop-up art sales in churches a couple times a year
10:22 nubbins` incredibly, incredibly inexpensive
10:24 nubbins` also
10:24 nubbins` "genarator room"
10:24 mircea_popescu fluffypony that shit's evil.
10:24 nubbins` re: http://www.ultimatebunker.com/wp-content/uploads/6000-sq-ft-underground-bunker.jpg
10:24 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1AfN1K3 )
10:25 mircea_popescu nubbins` the lulziest part there is the "rabbits and fish" thing. i imagine cazalla may have a good laugh.
10:25 nubbins` nod yeh
10:25 nubbins` even if those pots indicate /shelves/ of pots...
10:25 mircea_popescu ESPECIALLY who the fuck came up with the bright idea of making four tiny tanks
10:26 nubbins` i suspect whoever drew this has never seen, say, a tuna
10:26 mircea_popescu as large as the motorcycle garage! because this is sensible now.
10:26 nubbins` i like how there's 4 queen size beds too
10:27 mircea_popescu in other news, http://www.madscientistblog.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/penfieldhomunculus.jpg
10:27 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1wtVKMu )
10:27 nubbins` and ~50 single-person cots
10:27 mircea_popescu "the man according to the man himself"
10:27 mircea_popescu because mindshare is realityshare, and how important things are in your stupid head really is how important things actually are.
10:27 nubbins` "twenty rabbits should be enough for anyone"
10:28 mircea_popescu hory shit i just saw the scale
10:28 nubbins` right?
10:28 mircea_popescu check it out, i can have two bunkers here.
10:28 nubbins` notu badu
10:28 mircea_popescu plus half a bunker in the closet.
10:28 nubbins` i've got about a half bunker here between the house and the backyard
10:28 mircea_popescu nubbins` im with you. never saw tuna, in either the marine or the feminine variant.
10:29 nubbins` heh
10:29 nubbins` massive, *massive* things. almost silly to see the full thing next to a canned portion
10:29 nubbins` like purchasing a thimblefull of elephant meat
10:29 mircea_popescu japanese ppls regularly buy 1mn dollahs worth of a tuna capture
10:30 mircea_popescu i never saw a head of cattle worth 1mn
10:30 nubbins` BingoBoingo:asciilifeform: If I did foot the whole way still ~3-4 months late, not counting the antihills of the Darien <<< get a boat from panama to turbo, colombia
10:30 nubbins` NOBODY WALKS THE DARIEN GAP
10:30 nubbins` mircea_popescu the famous tokyo fish auctions have $2mn+ tunas being sold on the regular
10:31 nubbins` they had to ban foreigners because too many
10:31 mircea_popescu leaving aside the insanity of all those bunk beds, space's barely fit for you and one woman's spawn : why the fuck is the quarantine room the most central thing in there ?
10:31 nubbins` because THRETT
10:31 mircea_popescu shit's got like 4 doors, what is this, the set for alien 8 ?
10:31 nubbins` THRETT LEVEL REDD
10:32 mircea_popescu i wonder if they make women go in there while on their period.
10:32 mircea_popescu looks like enough for three or four.
10:34 mircea_popescu ahaha this thing... the more you look the lulzier it gets. so in the office, for no reason whatsoever, they opted to make the door open into one of the seats. when they could just have had the weirdo table arrangement in the other end.
10:34 mircea_popescu author must be ~13.
10:36 mircea_popescu laundry room ahahahaha. and where DOES THE WATER GO.
10:36 mircea_popescu obviously it comes from the supermarket, not worried about that part.
10:38 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1048572 << what is dx.com /
10:38 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 11:36:52; dignork: http://habrahabr.ru/post/252725/ - translation: skype deletes links to dx.com from user messages
10:44 nubbins` that's actually a massage table, treadmill, stationary bike, and a rack of free weights in the laundry room
10:44 nubbins` because, y'know, people like exercising next to an operating clothes dryer.
10:45 mircea_popescu kakobrekla notbad.jpg
10:45 mircea_popescu nubbins` gotta power the shit somehow...
10:45 nubbins` also, quarantine room/hallway/elevator/generators/garage is a fully enclosed section with no way in or out
10:45 nubbins` np 8)
10:45 nubbins` *mp
10:46 nubbins` srsly, start in quarantine and make your way to a toilet
10:46 nubbins` i dare ya
10:46 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1048595 << lawl.
10:46 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 12:58:08; fluffypony: so Coindesk is now Groupon?
10:46 mircea_popescu nubbins` why do you want a toilet ? YOURE IN QUARANTINE!
10:47 nubbins` heh
10:47 mircea_popescu hold it in.
10:47 nubbins` the motorcycle ride shook my bowels
10:47 nubbins` plus the fumes from the garage and generator room are making me ill
10:47 mircea_popescu fumes are a myth
10:47 nubbins` indistinguishable from co2
10:48 mircea_popescu free vaping
10:48 thestringpuller nubbins` never sniffed glue to get high
10:48 nubbins` not even once
10:48 mircea_popescu anyway, the url is, let me remind and underscore, www.ultimatebunker.com/wp-content/uploads/6000-sq-ft-underground-bunker.jpg
10:48 thestringpuller Didn't beavis and butthead intrigue you with the paint thinner episodes?
10:48 nubbins` ULTIMATE
10:48 mircea_popescu this is EXACTLY indicative of the general quality of the internets.
10:48 nubbins` "MOTERCYCLE GARAGE"
10:48 mircea_popescu it's not below average. this is the sort of shit the consumer internet is made of. from wikipedia to the last fucking blogspot blog.
10:48 nubbins` "GENARATOR ROOM"
10:49 mircea_popescu the internet's for porn because really, it can't do anything else... not well, it isn't a question of well.
10:49 mircea_popescu it can't do anything else above mongoloidism.
10:50 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
10:50 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 294.31, Best ask: 294.34, Bid-ask spread: 0.03000, Last trade: 294.4, 24 hour volume: 47068.57062534, 24 hour low: 290.2, 24 hour high: 303.96, 24 hour vwap: None
10:50 nubbins` lel again @ gun range
10:50 mircea_popescu danielpbarron sent it. i guess we find out if anyone's replacing kako's logs :D
10:51 danielpbarron tyvm :D
10:51 mircea_popescu also lawl at that choice. "o you wanna give me 100 ? let me take it as 7!"
10:51 mircea_popescu that's the spirit.
10:52 nubbins` http://www.ultimatebunker.com/photo-gallery/
10:52 assbot Photo Gallery of our Underground Products America's Best! Underground Bunkers, Gun Safes, Storm Shelters ... ( http://bit.ly/1wu0YI2 )
10:52 nubbins` "all we've built so far is steel coffins roughly the size of shipping containers, but we swear we can build a 9000sqft bunker"
10:52 mircea_popescu the notion that anything under ~50k sqft or so is a "bunker".
10:53 mircea_popescu what's wrong with "cellar".
10:53 nubbins` these ones are *cough* nuke-proof
10:53 nubbins` XD
10:53 mircea_popescu not the same scent to it while sleepover ?
10:54 * mircea_popescu has been in the casa poporului bunker
10:54 mircea_popescu the thing a crazy dictator builds for himself.
10:54 nubbins` plenty of old ww2 us military bunkers around here
10:54 nubbins` not like these tho
10:54 mircea_popescu for one thing, there's 18 ~meters~ of concrete between the bunker and the atmosphere. the last 3 interspersed with steel plate.
10:54 nubbins` concrete, above ground
10:54 mircea_popescu not "a steel plate".
10:55 nubbins` heheh
10:55 nubbins` right?
10:55 nubbins` "a couple inches of topsoil should be good"
10:55 nubbins` nevermind that this isn't a bunker, it's a fucking rotisserie
10:55 mircea_popescu "nuke proof - but careful if the bomber tries to land nearby"
10:55 nubbins` all you need is for two vendor reps to spit-roast you in the quarantine room
10:55 mircea_popescu ahahaha
10:55 nubbins` my sides
10:56 nubbins` http://www.ultimatebunker.com/wp-content/uploads/Bunker-Getting-Some-Skin.jpg
10:56 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1MrCDow )
10:56 nubbins` ball-peen hammer on floor for scale
10:56 mircea_popescu and by spitroast we mean http://40.media.tumblr.com/f85183b002ff82c91455c4bc4464bb55/tumblr_n0s1piP2iK1tra55do5_1280.jpg
10:56 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1MrCDVo )
10:56 * nubbins` nods sagely
10:56 mircea_popescu wait. what is that ?!
10:56 nubbins` bottom guy should be standing tho
10:57 nubbins` mircea_popescu the only thing they have actual pictures of
10:57 nubbins` i guess that's the grow room ;p
10:57 mircea_popescu this is a mental condition
10:57 mircea_popescu it must be.
10:57 mircea_popescu "and here's joe. joe has bunker. he's on 720mg clorazepine".
10:58 nubbins` ^
10:59 nubbins` http://www.ultimatebunker.com/wp-content/uploads/Bunker-and-Bunker-Brother.jpg
10:59 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1wu2lXn )
10:59 nubbins` okay, they're actually like 4 feet under the topsoil
10:59 nubbins` i retract all criticism
10:59 nubbins` except for all the mean things i said
11:00 nubbins` Q: Does each bunker come with ten motorcycles, or do I have to provide my own?
11:00 nubbins` also the frieght elevator has one elevator door and two swinging interior doors
11:00 mircea_popescu nubbins` what i wanna know is, do they carve it by hand ?
11:00 nubbins` heh
11:00 nubbins` looks laser-y
11:01 nubbins` that guy is still seling wooden w/e on the forums hey?
11:01 nubbins` with his -1024 neg trust
11:01 mircea_popescu dude... in srs now. they can't be intimating that those steel frame boxes are the "bunkers" ?
11:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32800 @ 0.00034573 = 11.3399 BTC [+] {2}
11:01 thestringpuller I get a lot of notifications on twitter for someone who doesn't really tweet.
11:03 nubbins` mircea_popescu if not, they've posted WAY too many pictures of them
11:04 mircea_popescu but
11:04 mircea_popescu i guess these idiots never heard of scatter gamma huh ?
11:05 asciilifeform time for an elementary likbez on the bunkers of gringolandia
11:05 asciilifeform charlatans have been selling these steel coffins since mid-1950s.
11:06 asciilifeform they were, at the dawn of that age, popular to such an extent, that a great many houses -still- have them buried in the yard
11:06 asciilifeform and the owner does not even necessarily know
11:06 mircea_popescu anyway, for the kids that didn't like physics class : any metal, if subjected to radiation such as a nuclear explosion, becomes a secondary source of gamma rays, as it slows down the rads.
11:06 asciilifeform when they know, often used as a wine cellar
11:06 mircea_popescu it's like being in a microwave oven
11:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: only when you catch neutrons
11:07 asciilifeform and if you're close enough for this, you're already dead of gamma burst
11:07 thestringpuller asciilifeform: what is the definition of likbez?
11:07 thestringpuller ;;ud likbez
11:07 gribble Google found nothing.
11:07 asciilifeform thestringpuller: that's because you gotta search for ликбез
11:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform now this all depends.
11:08 asciilifeform thestringpuller: short for 'ликвидация безграмотности', or 'elimination of illiteracy', a 1920s sov. catchphrase for all sorts of 'popular enlightenment' crackpottery
11:08 asciilifeform today used to refer to quick&dirty intro to something or other.
11:08 thestringpuller google translates the short phrase to: "educational program"
11:08 thestringpuller lol
11:09 mircea_popescu if it's russian, it prolly has liquidation in it somewhere.
11:09 mircea_popescu guys have a serious problem with ice, and it shows.
11:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i think of it more as a quick shower, rather than dirty :D
11:10 asciilifeform https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/53/2f/f1/532ff1d90f480e199803d6b46e9530ed.jpg
11:10 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1MrEREp )
11:10 asciilifeform these were originally referred to as 'fallout shelters', which is a somewhat more honest description of what one might actually hope to achieve with one
11:11 asciilifeform not in any way shape or form designed to resist blast or serious gamma, and certainly not direct enemy action on the door
11:13 mircea_popescu "canned water" srsly ?
11:13 asciilifeform as with any consumer idiocy, these became 'status object' and those with some money would build appropriately bigger ones, with more pointless luxuries
11:14 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the canned water, yes. still found on 'ebay'
11:14 asciilifeform actually came in cans, like sardines
11:14 mircea_popescu what is it, magnesium residue, just add water ?
11:14 asciilifeform straight water.
11:14 nubbins` "this shelter is gross, all the cans are lined with BPA"
11:15 asciilifeform http://www.ohgizmo.com/2008/08/18/cheap-mini-blast-fallout-shelter-makes-you-question-which-is-the-worse-fate
11:15 assbot Cheap Mini Blast & Fallout Shelter Makes You Question Which Is The Worse Fate - OhGizmo! ... ( http://bit.ly/1wu5BBY )
11:15 asciilifeform ^ for the poor - coffin.
11:16 nubbins` next door neighbour has been shrieking hoarsely at the top of her lungs for ~45 seconds now
11:16 asciilifeform someone should've taught these folks how to do wagner&cyanide
11:16 nubbins` wordlessly
11:17 mircea_popescu "Is someone really going to settle for ‘fairly good nuclear protection’? It’s like they’re comparing radioactive fallout to a chilly breeze, and as long as you block most of it, you should be relatively comfortable. "
11:17 mircea_popescu the ohgizmo piece is about as retarded as the originals
11:17 mircea_popescu this is EXACTLY what you do. block most of it.
11:17 asciilifeform linked for the photo
11:18 mircea_popescu it's not a fucking ideological issue, it's a practical matter. radiation isn't this fucking thin from outer space, it's everywhere.
11:18 mircea_popescu stones give it off!
11:18 asciilifeform esp. underground
11:18 mircea_popescu but for that matter, these idiots would prolly be amazed to hear about the ocean of air with its 100kpa right
11:19 nubbins` "but that's so heavy!"
11:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform intel says this is basically a married life phenomenon. familiar to eu/ru folks as the "going to work on car" man had enough of wife thin
11:19 mircea_popescu g
11:20 asciilifeform absolutely ^ this
11:20 asciilifeform in usa, traditionally called 'man cave'
11:20 asciilifeform as in, the compartment where he hides from wife
11:20 asciilifeform because this is apparently sop
11:20 nubbins` oh, i have a relevant link
11:20 nubbins` sec
11:20 nubbins` ;;google toronto pan am man cave
11:20 gribble Toronto tunnel dug by 2 men as 'man cave', police say ... - CBC: <http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-tunnel-dug-by-2-men-as-man-cave-police-say-1.2978109>; Toronto Police: Men Built Mystery Tunnel to Use as Man Cave - ABC ...: <http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/toronto-police-criminal-intent-tunnel-29322877>; Toronto police say no criminal intent with tunnel - US News: (1 more message)
11:20 mircea_popescu i thought the man cave is where you take the daughter's classmates / maid / random roadkill for processing in the family way.
11:21 nubbins` lel
11:21 nubbins` "i brought this roadkill in for processing... in the family way"
11:21 mircea_popescu nubbins` also known as hitchhikers.
11:21 nubbins` o-o-o-o!
11:21 nubbins` gj
11:21 mircea_popescu see ? makes perfect sense :D
11:22 * mircea_popescu realises tardively he might be the only one here subscribing to the hitchiker = roadkill convention.
11:22 nubbins` "The man who owned some of the equipment which was found at the tunnel saw it on television and called police. He said he had loaned it to an employee — a construction worker who underpins homes."
11:22 nubbins` ^ second line is best line
11:22 nubbins` mircea_popescu i'd imagine there's just as many people using the phrase "long pig"
11:23 mircea_popescu but dats racis ?
11:23 nubbins` nobody knows for sure
11:23 mircea_popescu anyway, "in the family way" is this 50s periphrase, for fucking. well, fucking in the 50s way, ie -> pregnancy.
11:23 nubbins` best part of this "mystery cave" (which captivated the nation btw) is the people saying "they shouldn't be allowed to do that!!"
11:23 mircea_popescu of coruse not.
11:23 nubbins` can you fuckin imagine if you were /not allowed to dig holes/?
11:24 nubbins` in the family way, i knew
11:24 mircea_popescu the one thing 1980s russia, romania, poland etc agreed in their own idioms was
11:24 mircea_popescu "they shouldn't be allowed to do that"
11:24 mircea_popescu it's a commie thing.
11:24 nubbins` canada: leftist sensibilities under a hard-right exterior
11:24 mircea_popescu hard right exterior ? which way is it pointed ?
11:24 nubbins` inward
11:25 nubbins` :(
11:25 asciilifeform in usa, excavation on your property (not even talking about some random place you've no official busines in) without a 'socially acceptable' excuse is thought to be a sign of 'up to no good' -- like duffel bag of benjies under your car seat
11:25 asciilifeform you must be a deviant, is the thought
11:26 chetty and besides you are making a mess in the neighborhood, not allowed. No messy laundry or flags either
11:27 asciilifeform flags are generally permitted so long as it's a regulation american flag
11:27 thestringpuller asciilifeform: you are so paranoid! lol.
11:27 asciilifeform (ianal but iirc my state actually imposes penalties on anyone, incl. landlord, who interferes with the display of a standard american flag)
11:28 thestringpuller i roll around with dufflebag of benjies under my car seat all day erryday
11:28 asciilifeform thestringpuller: 1 traffic stop away from penury
11:28 nubbins` ^
11:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 100930 @ 0.0003489 = 35.2145 BTC [+] {3}
11:28 thestringpuller well the money is going to jail not me
11:28 asciilifeform and you can take that to the bank.
11:28 nubbins` "just let us know why you have 'em and if it checks out you can have em back"
11:29 asciilifeform or rather, not (bank doesn't have much to do with an empty bag)
11:29 thestringpuller bank would probably call feds if you showed up with dufflebag full of benjies
11:29 nubbins` s/probably/be required by law to
11:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17897 @ 0.00035333 = 6.3235 BTC [+]
11:30 mircea_popescu !up xinxi
11:30 xinxi thanks
11:30 mircea_popescu sure. who're you ?
11:30 xinxi The owner of coinut.com
11:31 mircea_popescu get in teh wot.
11:31 nubbins` ^
11:31 xinxi I used to be in wot.
11:31 adlai wot happened?
11:31 xinxi I don’t know why I am not now.
11:31 mircea_popescu !gettrust xinxi
11:31 assbot xinxi is not registered in WoT.
11:31 adlai ;;ident xinxi
11:31 gribble CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'xinxi', with hostmask 'xinxi!~xinxi@nusnet-228-5.dynip.nus.edu.sg', is identified as user 'wangxinxi', with GPG key id 331894345B459329, key fingerprint EE5C4780D0955B8E25CF2667331894345B459329, and bitcoin address None
11:31 dignork mircea_popescu: what is dx.com / << chinese online shop with cheap electrnic garbage, very popular in RU
11:31 jurov !trust assbot xinxi
11:31 mircea_popescu dignork oic.
11:31 adlai xinxi: gribble wot ≠ assbot wot
11:31 jurov !gettrust assbot xinxi
11:31 assbot xinxi is not registered in WoT.
11:32 mircea_popescu xinxi ic!
11:32 adlai popular in israel too
11:32 xinxi I see. How to get registered in assbot wot?
11:34 thestringpuller !gettrust wangxinxi
11:34 assbot Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user wangxinxi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/thestringpuller/wangxinxi | http://w.b-a.link/user/wangxinxi
11:34 thestringpuller You're already in it apparently
11:34 mircea_popescu xinxi coupla coimmands, see http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/irc_bots/assbot
11:34 assbot irc_bots:assbot [bitcoin assets wiki] ... ( http://bit.ly/1MrI0nG )
11:34 mircea_popescu but yes, you don't need to, you were grandfathered when they split .
11:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes: what mains plug in Ar ?
11:36 thestringpuller xinxi: how goes coinut?
11:36 asciilifeform seeing some disagreement from www on the question
11:36 xinxi thestringpuller: I am still trying to attracting more users.
11:36 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: is the godfather of options
11:37 xinxi thestringpuller: yeah, mpoe was great.
11:38 xinxi there are buyers, and I’m trying to find a big seller for them.
11:38 xinxi one is asking for 100 BTC+ binary options.
11:38 xinxi and the other is asking for vanilla options for his 4000 BTC.
11:40 xinxi Maybe you guys can help?
11:40 thestringpuller so basically you want financing to underwrite options...
11:41 xinxi I don’t sell. I need you to sell.
11:42 xinxi 100 BTC binary options should be fine for many of you. The size is not that big.
11:43 trinque mircea_popescu: cazalla: you guys just tried to add a rando text file with a hash in it
11:43 trinque not a signed gpg message
11:44 trinque and uh, did I just hear the word "intuitive"?
11:44 trinque !up deedbot-
11:44 trinque cazalla: use deedbot-: add-key dpaste.com/blah.txt
11:45 trinque cazalla: use deedbot-: add-deed dpaste.com/blah2.txt
11:45 trinque where key is your gpg public key
11:48 trinque publishing a hash directly isn't a bad idea at all, though
11:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42830 @ 0.00034294 = 14.6881 BTC [-] {2}
11:50 thestringpuller deedbot seems complicated now ~_~
11:50 trinque fucks sake, how to use it was in the logs
11:50 trinque :p
11:51 trinque it will get "improved", but I also have real life to attend to
11:54 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sequencing-fraud-on-9-cibc-visa-cards-like-groundhog-day-for-ottawa-man-1.2989611
11:54 assbot Sequencing fraud on 9 CIBC Visa cards like 'Groundhog Day' for Ottawa man - Canada - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1NK9OXE )
11:54 nubbins` "It seems somehow the hacking team or the hackers have been able to get a hold of banking 'enigma' code so they're able to generate the exact same sequence of the card that I would be receiving in the mail."
11:54 nubbins` o.O
11:54 thestringpuller !up pete_dushenski
11:54 pete_dushenski thx thestringpuller :)
11:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform 220v V section
11:55 pete_dushenski nubbins`: cut your cards, cut your cards!
11:55 mircea_popescu but adapters are trivial to find so don't worry too much
11:56 pete_dushenski and to all: a sunny hello from jamaica !
11:56 mircea_popescu xinxi what's the difference between a binary option and a bitbet like danielpbarron was talking earlier ?
11:56 mircea_popescu <trinque> publishing a hash directly isn't a bad idea at all, though << it is.
11:57 pete_dushenski obligatory scoop : http://www.contravex.com/2015/03/11/this-is-what-permissionless-innovation-looks-like/
11:57 assbot This is what permissionless innovation looks like. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1NKaz3d )
11:57 mircea_popescu i didn't actually check teh journos did in fact sing. yo BingoBoingo ! i'm holding you responsible!
11:57 mircea_popescu cazalla we know is new to this entire computer thing :D
11:57 trinque mircea_popescu: is a bad idea?
11:57 trinque thought that's what you gents were trying to do
11:57 mircea_popescu i had no idea they didn't actually SIGN IT
11:57 trinque ahh... heh
11:57 mircea_popescu but publishing unsigned mattrer on the deedbot is horribru.
11:58 nubbins` i find this "sequencing fraud" thing a bit much
11:58 xinxi mircea_popescu: you need to price a binary option before you buy or sell.
11:59 nubbins` what, the haxxors enumerated 100 million visa card numbers and /tried them all/ every time this guy got a new card?
11:59 nubbins` sorry, 10 million
11:59 mircea_popescu xinxi i mean specifically http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1048579
11:59 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 12:21:36; danielpbarron: that 100 USD worth could be 700 USD worth for me at current odds :D
12:00 mircea_popescu nubbins` you dun understand how weak ssn is. see http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=06-02-2015#1009887 and thereabous
12:00 assbot Logged on 06-02-2015 03:09:05; mircea_popescu: "What is Social Security Number (SSN) Randomization? The project is a forward looking initiative of the Social Security Administration (SSA) to help protect the integrity of the SSN by establishing a new randomized assignment methodology. SSN Randomization will also extend the longevity of the nine-digit SSN nationwide."
12:00 PeterL asciilifeform: is this the kind of thing you were talking about? http://www.amazing1.com/products/hho-hydrogen-pistol-paper-plans.html
12:00 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
12:00 assbot HHO Hydrogen Pistol (Paper Plans) - Information Unlimited ... ( http://bit.ly/1NKbAIj )
12:00 mircea_popescu they cram 9 digit people into 9 digit sig space.
12:00 trinque danielpbarron: ^ MARK OF DA BEEST
12:00 nubbins` sure, but linked story was this poor canadin schmo who has had NINE credit cards IN A ROW compromised
12:01 mircea_popescu yes well, it's journalism. what starts as a discussion about us ssn ends up as a story about a canadian fucking a gator.
12:01 nubbins` like, he says "this is nuts, can i pick up my replacement at the branch this time?" and on his drive home he gets a call saying his card number was stolen
12:01 nubbins` !up xinxi
12:01 mircea_popescu xinxi you can just !up in private at assbot to permavoice
12:01 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: he has to change nicks
12:02 mircea_popescu nubbins` anyway, "sequencing fraud" is how illiterate gubernmint pinheads refer to "we use shit crypto and so it gets broken all the time"
12:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16055 @ 0.00034223 = 5.4945 BTC [-]
12:02 nubbins` straight up tho, impossibly small address space.
12:02 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/the-fetlife-meatlist-volume-i would have been "squencing fraud" had fetlife actually been the government it takes itself for / behaves like.
12:02 assbot Page not found pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1NKchl3 )
12:03 nubbins` 16 char visa number, first 4-8 are predictable based on bank/branch
12:03 nubbins` last one is checksum
12:03 * nubbins` shakes head
12:03 wangxinxi thestringpuller: it works now. thanks
12:03 mircea_popescu 16 digit number. as in you know, fuckall. eight chars pw.
12:04 pete_dushenski most online banking is at this level
12:05 pete_dushenski 'can only use pw with !@# symbols'
12:05 nubbins` when i was in korea in ~2007 they had some serious online banking voodoo
12:05 nubbins` 1) install activex certificate on usb drive 2) put usb drive in computer 3) go to banking website & log in 4) grab OTP list from wallet and enter random 2 of 24 codes
12:06 nubbins` tap your elbows 3 times, kill a monkey, etc
12:06 mircea_popescu sounds like it's broken.
12:06 nubbins` the wallet card thing was mildly interesting, although overall very cumbersome
12:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28271 @ 0.00033333 = 9.4236 BTC [-]
12:07 pete_dushenski sk must be running low on monkeys by now
12:07 mircea_popescu nah, they breed like rabbits
12:07 mircea_popescu inside a row of 6 gallon tanks.
12:07 nubbins` ^
12:07 nubbins` hahah
12:08 nubbins` GUN RANGE
12:08 nubbins` EXPLOSIVES RANGE
12:08 mircea_popescu jackoff range
12:08 mircea_popescu by their floor space combined, > 100x the size of the 8 showers.
12:08 mircea_popescu imagine how that thing smells, anno 7 pd.
12:08 nubbins` who needs a water purification setup when you have ten motorcycles
12:08 nubbins` post derp
12:08 mircea_popescu TEN MOTORCYCLES! WITH GUN RANGE!
12:09 mircea_popescu those chucks prolly don't even wash, they just circle each other riding on one wheel and shoot the dirt off.
12:09 nubbins` ha
12:09 mircea_popescu or maybe they chrome themselves pre-sheltering.
12:09 mircea_popescu chroming unit omitted from plans.
12:10 pete_dushenski reading darwin atm and his comment on the 'breed like rabbits' thing is less 'huge numbers' and more 'anywhere, anytime'
12:10 mircea_popescu that's "breed like co-eds".
12:10 pete_dushenski his comments on captive breeding were mildly interesting
12:10 mircea_popescu rabbits don't go to college on account of raceism.
12:11 pete_dushenski lol mebbe darwin didn't either
12:11 pete_dushenski http://www.cnbc.com/id/102493458 << cazalla BingoBoingo
12:11 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1GrXmpY )
12:11 nubbins` ;;google chroming planet earth
12:11 gribble Black chrome plating problem: Plating is gray instead of black: <http://www.finishing.com/108/18.shtml>; Living on Earth: Chromium Pollution Exposure: <http://loe.org/shows/segments.html?programID=03-P13-00010&segmentID=9>; Be Alright: <http://be-alright.bandcamp.com/>
12:12 * nubbins` shrugs
12:12 mircea_popescu incidentally re water purification : ozone by far the best bet for the application.
12:12 pete_dushenski qualcomm getting into bitcoin mining space to the tune of $116 mn
12:12 nubbins` https://be-alright.bandcamp.com/track/chroming-planet-earth
12:12 assbot Chroming Planet Earth | Be Alright ... ( http://bit.ly/1GrXtBT )
12:12 mircea_popescu hydrolize for oxigen, spark for ozone, closed cycle.
12:12 nubbins` ^ have a listen
12:12 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski better late than never.
12:12 mircea_popescu they actually still have enough inefficiencies to wring out, so...
12:13 pete_dushenski quite so.
12:13 nubbins` i've a UV-C water purifier that's served me well in many a tropical shithole
12:13 PeterL ozone can be generated by hitting O2 with the right UV wavelength
12:13 pete_dushenski i can't imagine intel and amd are far behind such public ventures.
12:13 nubbins` except for that one trip where i slipped up and brushed my teeth with tap water.
12:13 wangxinxi mircea_popescu: I don’t see that danielpbarron asked for binary options.
12:14 pete_dushenski though i imagine they've already been tapped for more covert operations already
12:14 PeterL another wavelength destroys the ozone when you are done using it to clean your water
12:14 nubbins` ;;google steripen
12:14 gribble SteriPEN Water Purification | UV Water Purification: <http://www.steripen.com/>; SteriPEN Traveler | UV Water Purification: <http://www.steripen.com/traveler/>; SteriPEN Freedom | UV Water Purification: <http://www.steripen.com/freedom/>
12:14 mircea_popescu wangxinxi https://bitbet.us/bet/1120/btc-to-top-500-before-1st-may/ << that, what's that ?
12:14 nubbins` 10/10 will buy another if this one breaks
12:15 mircea_popescu PeterL yup.
12:16 mircea_popescu it's a very powerful combo, which is why all modern water purification is done by this uv/ozone thing
12:16 mircea_popescu well, they're also trying to get bio stuff working, but that's iffier.
12:16 mircea_popescu !up Jrum
12:16 PeterL reverse osmosis is good for getting salt out of your water
12:17 mircea_popescu it is yes. but the application here is more "get her dead epithelia / endometrium out of the washing water"
12:17 wangxinxi mircea_popescu that seems not an option. But it’s definitely quite exciting.
12:17 mircea_popescu wangxinxi but the question is, in what manner is it not an option ? if it goes over you win, if not you lose, or reverse.
12:17 mircea_popescu right ? what's missing ?
12:20 thestringpuller pete_dushenski: new comment held up in the spamorator
12:21 wangxinxi mircea_popescu I don’t know. But can we relate it with volatility?
12:21 pete_dushenski thestringpuller: goddamit
12:21 mircea_popescu wangxinxi well of more practical interest : just back your options into it. clearly there's volume there, which is exactly what the purpose of bitbet is : to provide liquidity/insurance to repackagers such as yourself.
12:22 mircea_popescu so, if you have uncovered demand, simply calculate what backing you need and offload the risk on bitbet
12:22 mircea_popescu as you say, 100btc ain't much.
12:22 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: LOL. And you once said "Bitbet is just a toy"
12:23 thestringpuller lol
12:23 mircea_popescu everything good's a toy.
12:23 wangxinxi mircea_popescu that could be a good idea. can we calculate the delta of such a bet?
12:23 mircea_popescu im sure we can.
12:23 mircea_popescu wangxinxi http://trilema.com/2013/how-to-cancel-your-bitbet-bet/ << here's a good primer of the maths involve.d
12:23 assbot How to cancel your BitBet bet. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1GrZT3t )
12:24 wangxinxi interesting. let me check first.
12:25 thestringpuller !up pete_dushenski
12:25 pete_dushenski ty!
12:26 mircea_popescu meanwhile at the other end of the nuclear shelter spectrum, http://41.media.tumblr.com/9cc26bb441b1a672d509870cac083e2a/tumblr_ndmg6imkQ91sl37wro1_1280.jpg
12:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Gs0wu1 )
12:32 pete_dushenski “following the humiliating CFTC episode, Blythe [Masters] disappeared completely from the public radar. Now, with a one year delay, she has finally reappeared… re-emerged as chief executive of the Bitcoin startup, Digital Asset Holdings.”
12:32 jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1048981 << also https://jobs.lever.co/21/
12:32 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 16:11:53; pete_dushenski: http://www.cnbc.com/id/102493458 << cazalla BingoBoingo
12:32 assbot 21 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Gs1Mgx )
12:32 jurov looks like cloud mining chupmatron
12:33 pete_dushenski lol nice find jurov
12:33 pete_dushenski does look that way
12:38 wangxinxi mircea_popescu it’s possible to hedge. but it seems not very liquid. so it’s a bit difficult in practice.
12:40 Pierre_Rochard http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1049034 << They’re using SQL! Imagine that! No mongodb and node.js!? Must not be a serious bitcoin startup
12:40 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 16:32:32; jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1048981 << also https://jobs.lever.co/21/
12:41 pete_dushenski not serious, not community-driven, smells like trouble ;)
12:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 78 @ 0.02348457 = 1.8318 BTC [+] {7}
12:45 jurov https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=941331.msg10731711#msg10731711 mircea_popescu davout behold this gem
12:45 assbot Bitcoin 20MB Fork ... ( http://bit.ly/1Gs4Fhq )
12:45 davout jurov: lol
12:46 danielpbarron haha i was wondering when that would finally get pasted in here
12:48 mod6 mit lol
12:53 ben_vulpes far cuter girls at blues night than mit, dun see why i'd bother
13:05 adlai but why couldn't it use https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_lTAhJXEAA9oWE.jpg:large
13:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Gs99os )
13:11 ben_vulpes the hell is he wearing?
13:13 * adlai writes his patent guy about 'cape hoodies'
13:28 fluffypony BingoBoingo: is this you? https://github.com/spesmilo/electrum/issues/1076
13:28 assbot Electrum Wallet · Issue #1076 · spesmilo/electrum · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1Brk421 )
13:36 danielpbarron "Now let me tell you about my dog: i don't have a dog. So that is the end of that."
13:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16706 @ 0.00033254 = 5.5554 BTC [-] {2}
13:41 jurov lol haven't i complained yest that it scans gigabytes of data per wallet?
13:42 jurov oh and btw reducing pruning limit did not help here, fluffypony
13:43 fluffypony jurov: you'd have to reduce the limit and go from scratch afaik
13:43 jurov yea i suspected building the db with lower limit is neede.. but i gave up. maybe when i get ssd available
13:54 danielpbarron !up ascii_field
13:55 ascii_field 'sequencing fraud' << i suppose this is when i attempt to explain 'fiat banks create small-time sp4mz0r fraud' thing
13:55 ascii_field imagine you had access to money printer, but only as a lackey
13:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56210 @ 0.00033245 = 18.687 BTC [-] {2}
13:56 ascii_field i.e., you can't easily scoop from it directly in broad daylight
13:56 ascii_field but you are in charge of, e.g., the door locks
13:56 ascii_field or alarms
13:56 ascii_field etc.
13:56 ascii_field so you strike a deal where the place is robbed 'a little' now and again.
13:57 ascii_field in exchange, you get a cut.
13:57 ascii_field very basic mechanics here.
13:58 ascii_field the money printer is something like a black hole of 'moral hazard', it has this effect where it is more or less impossible to behave like anything other than a scammer when sufficiently near the event horizon
13:59 ascii_field the sequences are -deliberately- predictable, the crypto is quite consciously weak, the authenticators are a joke, the turdamatics require winblows, etc.
13:59 ascii_field and none of this should surprise anyone who understands what a fiat bank is.
14:00 ascii_field and likewise all of the fraud-mitigation stuff is bones thrown to the plebes to shut'em up.
14:00 ascii_field sums to >>>> 'it's not a bug - it's a feature!'
14:01 ascii_field there were CC # generators on usenet in the mid-'90s
14:01 ascii_field and everybody knew about them
14:01 ascii_field mega-snore.
14:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16440 @ 0.00033471 = 5.5026 BTC [+]
14:16 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: My bad :( fluffypony: Nope
14:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28568 @ 0.0003361 = 9.6017 BTC [+] {2}
14:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 92 @ 0.01351001 = 1.2429 BTC [-] {2}
14:38 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
14:38 ascii_field http://www.devthought.com/2012/06/09/richard-stallman-robbed-in-argentina << vintage lulz
14:38 assbot Richard Stallman has his bag stolen in Argentina | Guillermo Rauch's Devthought ... ( http://bit.ly/1FbuGDB )
14:41 nubbins` "I was right there, after the talk. It was a very sad moment. He was really distressed. He started yelling and punching himself in the head."
14:42 nubbins` google-translated linked source: "We all try to find the bag that thought was lost. Stallman was bad and sad."
14:45 trinque nubbins`: "punching himself in the head" << how autistic
14:47 ascii_field old news, found by sheer accident when reading piece re: rms no longer using 'loonson' mips laptop on account of it having been pinched and no replacement could be had
14:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 135 @ 0.01350837 = 1.8236 BTC [-] {3}
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15:07 nubbins` say, any thoughts on thin client laptops?
15:09 BingoBoingo !up ascii_field
15:22 ascii_field nubbins`: thin client laptops ?
15:23 nubbins` like, say, chromebooks
15:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 240 @ 0.01339666 = 3.2152 BTC [-] {2}
15:23 ascii_field !s chromebook
15:23 assbot 11 results for 'chromebook' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=chromebook
15:24 ascii_field i bought the one with exynos 'arm' chip, it's gathering dust. there is not enough published chipset info to run a proper os on it
15:24 ascii_field (the only distro where -all- of the hardware works, incl. suspend mode, is google's gpl-violating gentoo fork that ships with it)
15:25 trinque old cheap thinkpads?
15:25 ascii_field the runner up, and afaik only other working os, is 'arch' - which is systemd-infested
15:25 ascii_field trinque: with a few exceptions (toshiba's miniature 'libretto' and similar) i am not particularly fond of ancient laptops - they tend to be bulky and have irreparably decayed batteries
15:26 ascii_field lcd backlight tubes fade, also (but these one can generally find replacements for)
15:26 ascii_field in this discussion i'm making the assumption that you intend to actually work with the machine - rather than, say, using for pgp
15:26 nubbins` yeah
15:27 trinque ascii_field: does not seem that there are any good choices to be made
15:27 trinque if it's actually "thin" though, its job might just be terminals and ssh
15:27 trinque and have an *bsd box somewhere else
15:27 nubbins` thin-esque
15:28 trinque in my dreams there's an e-ink terminals-only device with an ethernet port and hardware rng
15:28 ascii_field e-ink sucks even compared to teletype
15:28 ascii_field refreshwise
15:29 nubbins` i have a kobo e-reader that i'm pretty sure i could ssh on
15:29 nubbins` but yes, it's absolutely brutal to, say, type five characters.
15:29 nubbins` flip a page every couple minutes? no sweat
15:29 ascii_field best cure is to obtain, e.g., 'amazon kindle', jailbreak, enlinuxate, and actually try it
15:29 nubbins` enter a wifi password? get out
15:29 ascii_field you'll see what i mean.
15:29 trinque in my dreams, of course, eink does not suck
15:29 trinque also my harem numbers 5000 and I rule earth
15:30 * danielpbarron is very good at using ssh terminal on iphone
15:30 nubbins` i only yesterday tried this, no joke
15:31 nubbins` speaking of kobo, i should charge that thing
15:31 danielpbarron i've kept up with some very fast paced arguments using only my thumbs
15:31 * nubbins` wanders off to read
15:34 danielpbarron i don't recommend getting a iphone strictly for this purpose though; it's just a nice bonus if you already have one
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16:05 thestringpuller danielpbarron: i can't code in ssh terminal on iphone tho unfortunately.
16:05 thestringpuller it's a bit much to thumb code
16:06 danielpbarron yeah that's not so fun
16:07 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2015/03/mystery-startup-allegedly-raises-funds/
16:08 danielpbarron probably a good thing; anything worth using should probably only be coded on a setup similar to what i've heard asciilifeform describe
16:08 danielpbarron !up ascii_field
16:19 mike_c "He compares 21’s work in building bitcoin products for the general public to the sequential development of 56-kilobit Internet modems, international fiber cables and wireless Internet towers, which all helped bring the Internet into people’s homes in the late 1990s."
16:19 mike_c their working on the pogo build!
16:20 mike_c *they're
16:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37400 @ 0.00033226 = 12.4265 BTC [-] {3}
16:28 ascii_field 116mil 'mystery startup' << expect to see $maxint of this. usg will build malicious 'wallets' and other mainstreamadoptatron crap for all-comers
16:30 ascii_field expect also to see 'siliconized' versions of gavincoin sold at massive discount and 'dropped from airplane' etc
16:31 ascii_field the buggers got the message that purely spreadshit-based shenanigans don't have the desired 'bang'
16:31 ascii_field so they're moving on to, well, the actual game.
16:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00033674 = 3.3001 BTC [+]
16:41 danielpbarron !up ascii_field
16:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 80 @ 0.014 = 1.12 BTC [+]
16:48 mircea_popescu !up RetroUpriser
16:48 mircea_popescu mike_c who's "21" ?
16:48 RetroUpriser Hello
16:48 mircea_popescu hi
16:48 mike_c 21 inc is the new $116 million startup
16:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20350 @ 0.00033003 = 6.7161 BTC [-]
16:50 davout my read on 21 is "some bitcoin noob that happens to be fiat rich rounded a couple of other rich buddies, and wants to fix bitcoin"
16:50 mircea_popescu so a thing that did no work is actually compared to the few things that did work selected out of the large set of things that also did work by the criteria that they survived ?
16:50 mircea_popescu very smart. by this reading, the grime on these peoples' bathtubs is like a mouse : almost a life form, and one that didn't go extinct, either.
16:50 mircea_popescu davout quite.
16:51 ascii_field nobody in usa gets to so much as look with one eye at 112mil usd without a gauleiter reviewing it
16:52 mircea_popescu ascii_field anyway, this scurrying to coinbase and mysterymeat is a good indicator of a) how painful the crushing of shitvin shitdressen was and b) how scary #bitcoin-terrorists actually is.
16:52 davout lol, now i'm forever_alone.jpg in #bitcoin-terrorists
16:53 ascii_field if they're feeling pain, it's a secret from me
16:53 mike_c did the fork happen?
16:53 ascii_field what does printing an extra 112m cost them?
16:53 ascii_field one fewer 'f16' ?
16:53 mircea_popescu ascii_field the humiliation that 112mn is trying to assuage and can never be assuaged is the issue.
16:53 mircea_popescu always the impotence is the issue, never the neurosis attendant.
16:54 mircea_popescu mike_c i see 347214.
16:56 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1049033 << poor polyanna boring, she had imagined she has something. as if the us isn't chock full of dumb 50yo cunts some petreus or other is trying to promote to "ambassadoirships"
16:56 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 16:32:19; pete_dushenski: “following the humiliating CFTC episode, Blythe [Masters] disappeared completely from the public radar. Now, with a one year delay, she has finally reappeared… re-emerged as chief executive of the Bitcoin startup, Digital Asset Holdings.”
16:56 ascii_field when usg officials start vanishing from the stage because no longer can pay bills, rather than folks like moiety disappearing from our ranks - then we know, yes, victory
16:56 mircea_popescu ascii_field we're ahead on that score then.
16:56 thestringpuller whatever happened to moiety?
16:56 ascii_field just pointing out that we've not taken berlin yet.
16:56 thestringpuller did derps scare her off?
16:56 mike_c i think she went broke..
16:56 ascii_field thestringpuller: went br0k3
16:57 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1049040 << if you think bitbet's not liquid you have a serious problem on your hands.
16:57 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 16:38:37; wangxinxi: mircea_popescu it’s possible to hedge. but it seems not very liquid. so it’s a bit difficult in practice.
16:57 thestringpuller ascii_field: that's cause you wouldn't give her duffle of benjies!
16:57 mircea_popescu it's very weird, this psychology of the failed entrepreneur. he comes here with a 100 btc problem, is given a solution that can and historically has covered 1000s.\
16:58 mike_c investors in US follow silicon valley like the midwest follows new york fashion. Now that they are pouring money into these startups, it could be a feeding frenzy kind of year.
16:58 mircea_popescu the catch being that in order to avail himself of it, he has to give up some shard of his entrepreneurial delusion, and instead buckle down and work like a honest man.
16:58 mircea_popescu this is too much.
16:58 mircea_popescu mike_c fosho.
16:58 ascii_field thestringpuller: first i'd have to dig one up myself
16:58 mircea_popescu the sort of usd rain we're going to see here has not yet seen before, and will not be seen afterwards.
16:59 mike_c i used to enjoy marking the bull run by when MPOE had to update its strike prices. can we bring that back this year? :)
16:59 mircea_popescu haha. well, we'd need an actual exchange first.
17:00 mike_c ah, yes. not to worry, the winklevii are almost done with that.
17:00 mircea_popescu "mit's expo" ?
17:00 mircea_popescu da fuck is this.
17:00 ascii_field mircea_popescu: bezzlacademia's hooked up and at full revv now
17:01 mircea_popescu anyway, lulzy to me is the part where these schmucks have gone from claiming "unanimity" three months ago to claiming "majority" a month ago" to claiming... parity, today.
17:01 ascii_field legitimacy-spraying the sc4mz0rz like in every other field
17:01 mircea_popescu at this rate by the end of the year they'll be claiming they exist and nobody'll be buying it.
17:01 ascii_field incidentally, (may have mentioned this in the past) - 'mit press' is among the clearest possible illustrations of what happened to american academia in past 20 yrs
17:02 ascii_field (look at the book catalogue then, vs. now)
17:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24118 @ 0.00033819 = 8.1565 BTC [+] {3}
17:02 mircea_popescu anyway, the idea that i'm not invited to give talks about how to ruin bitcoin to fucking cia is not the worst credential ever.
17:03 mircea_popescu not so much because they don't think i could figure out a way, but for the more obviously blunt reason that they correctly realise that if i give them a trojan horse they wouldn't have the intellectual werewithal to spot it.
17:08 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1049105 << on the battery score, i dunno wtf weird planet that is, but you can get chinese replicas of any battery in large bulk.
17:08 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 19:25:54; ascii_field: trinque: with a few exceptions (toshiba's miniature 'libretto' and similar) i am not particularly fond of ancient laptops - they tend to be bulky and have irreparably decayed batteries
17:08 mircea_popescu they work splendidly.'
17:09 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2015#1049123 << no historical harem got that large.
17:09 assbot Logged on 11-03-2015 19:29:56; trinque: also my harem numbers 5000 and I rule earth
17:09 trinque dreams!
17:09 mircea_popescu generally a harem ceases to function over about 50 heads or so.
17:10 trinque har-army?
17:10 mircea_popescu but what sort of dreams! you wouldn't even know most of the hetairai
17:10 trinque man I dunno, I was just saying old ThinkPads are cool
17:10 mircea_popescu then what's all this stuff about small penises and pigmen ?
17:10 ascii_field mircea_popescu: you can get chinese replicas of any battery in large bulk << raw cells - yes. the charge controller, with its parameter rom calibrated to those cells for correct discharge curve - no.
17:11 trinque mircea_popescu: LOL, that'll teach me to discuss my dreams here
17:11 mircea_popescu ascii_field no i mean the whole shebang, in a plastic casing to match original.
17:11 ascii_field mircea_popescu: i've bought 5 types or so, all crud
17:11 mircea_popescu i have three dozen for my old ibm thinkpads.
17:11 ascii_field aha thinkpads sure
17:11 ascii_field but something more obscure - no.
17:11 mircea_popescu they have it all. find a chinese person.
17:12 ascii_field plus they tend to sit on shelves for years, and Li ion rots in storage
17:12 mircea_popescu they even have the cure for baldness.
17:12 ascii_field and yes from china, from where else
17:13 dignork !up ascii_field
17:13 ascii_field mircea_popescu: separate problem is that, typically, none of these machines had decent battery run even when the cells were new...
17:14 mircea_popescu well there is that. nutty design energetically
17:14 ascii_field thank intel
17:17 ascii_field incidentally, and i've not seen this observation made elsewhere, but i noticed that laptop mechanical build quality went to shit around the time they stopped costing what a decent used car cost.
17:17 ascii_field there was a pretty clear 'phase change' some time around 2000
17:17 mircea_popescu i think it's related to advances in plastics. once they went fully injected everyone stopped caring.
17:17 mircea_popescu there's this thing that happens once something becomes "a solved problem".
17:18 ascii_field e.g., toshiba's 'libretto' cost ~$6k
17:18 mircea_popescu that something is, buncha smart kids leave, buncha women move in.
17:18 ascii_field 'the men build, the women inhabit' - al schwartz
17:19 ascii_field when the machines turned 'disposable', they stopped having, among other things, steel skeleton
17:19 ascii_field or a proper latch
17:19 mircea_popescu something like that.
17:19 ascii_field (and 50 other supposedly-'optional' items)
17:21 trinque while we're veering towards the "there are no computers" topic, what's wrong with the idea of doing a little lisp-running raspberry pi competitor as a toe-hold into the computer making business?
17:21 ascii_field trinque: what's wrong << everything
17:21 thestringpuller ascii_field: is just a h8er
17:22 trinque no one once ever worked his way into a market
17:22 ascii_field trinque: and let's sell candy made from 9 parts sugar to 1 part turd
17:23 ascii_field 'work into market' by reducing turd %
17:23 thestringpuller one mans turd, another fly's delicacy
17:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29473 @ 0.00034403 = 10.1396 BTC [+] {3}
17:23 ascii_field nope
17:24 ascii_field selling turd where c-machine abstraction stack continuously leaks into the supposed 'lisp' - is pure sc4mz4tr0nix
17:24 thestringpuller ascii_field: "this is a turd free zone"
17:26 trinque ascii_field: there are almost limitless tiers of potential products between hfcs and actual food
17:26 ascii_field trinque: but before you can even have this line of thought, find a stock chipset to which you can even port 'minix' without -any- blobs or -any- detectable dysfunction
17:27 trinque there are plenty of people out there that don't give a shit about the blobs
17:28 trinque why not sell something to them with the intent of removing said poo
17:28 trinque in n iterations
17:28 trinque whether they *should* care is another question
17:28 ascii_field trinque: wake me up when this has actually happened, anywhere, ever.
17:28 thestringpuller trinque: you ever try removing poo from your food so its edible?
17:29 ascii_field in practice 'it works, fuck you, we're practical people, go away' and blob stays
17:29 trinque thestringpuller: I don't need to discuss the details of the metaphor
17:29 trinque ascii_field: so don't have those people involved in the decision
17:29 trinque you're CEO of deturdatronix
17:30 thestringpuller ~_~ ya
17:30 ascii_field trinque: you're talking about reverse-engineering, a la nvidia driver, xilinx (see old thread, etc.)
17:30 ascii_field do you know how it usually ends?
17:30 ascii_field by the time you have something usable, chip is out of print
17:30 trinque ascii_field: why does it need a GPU?
17:30 ascii_field permanently
17:30 ascii_field didn't say it needed gpu per se
17:30 ascii_field just bringing up well-known example of this kind of process
17:30 trinque I'm thinking programmable light switch with ethernet port
17:31 trinque start absurdly stupid
17:31 ascii_field buncha folks spend years picking apart the vendor's driver (mind you, this tells nothing about hidden functionality in the silicon)
17:31 ascii_field and when the product is something like ready to use in life - bam.
17:31 trinque I'm sure you're right about that
17:31 ascii_field chip is out of print, and next version is quite deliberately incompatible.
17:31 ascii_field don't take my word for it!
17:31 trinque but then I'd just say aim for something dumber
17:31 ascii_field trinque: let's hear the actual part #s
17:31 ascii_field suggest a chip
17:32 ascii_field that you would like to see starring in this film, so to speak
17:32 ascii_field brb
17:32 chetty isn't the new apple watch thing planned that way? chip is not replaceable
17:33 trinque here's the opportunity I see; maybe I'm wrong
17:34 trinque all these shitty boards like the rpi are going to be making their way into all kinds of "smart" products
17:34 trinque they're all going to get hacked and fucked with like it's 90s windows all over again
17:34 trinque meanwhile some plucky upstart builds something really dumb, like my ethernet light switch
17:35 trinque understands the thing the whole way through, demonstrates its superiority against everything that's been ravaged by hax
17:36 trinque maybe version 5 of the thing gets a USB port
17:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31840 @ 0.00033707 = 10.7323 BTC [-]
17:48 mircea_popescu <trinque> I'm thinking programmable light switch with ethernet port << this is kinda how this process is going as is. hence the cardano.
17:49 mircea_popescu and you know exactly how it'll go : the usg horde will derp their derpage, most idiots of the jwz ilk will "not want to pick the political bone" and so on and so forth.
17:49 mircea_popescu nttawwt, but don't imagine slaves come to sense through any process that doesn't involve clubbing them into the dirt.
17:51 danielpbarron !up julmac
17:52 cazalla trinque: where key is your gpg public key <<< for some reason i thought i read bot imported pub key from wot, my bad
17:53 mircea_popescu better this way, the less the sks servers are involved the better.
17:53 cazalla deedbot-: add-key http://dpaste.com/35V6CJB.txt
17:53 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1MswsAl )
17:54 cazalla deedbot- add-key dpaste.com/35V6CJB.txt
17:55 cazalla so do i include the : ? deedbot- pm'd me with "Bad URL or network outage"
17:55 cazalla ah dw, imported
17:57 trinque !up deedbot-
17:57 trinque deedbot-: add-key http://dpaste.com/35V6CJB.txt
17:57 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1EALBk0 )
17:58 cazalla trinque, forgot about upping the thing, i'm hung over :)
17:58 trinque nbd, maybe it's misbehaving?
17:58 cazalla i'll just stick to pm'ing it so that i can throw a bunch of commands until i get what it is i need and no-one here will be the wiser
17:58 deedbot- imported: FD9FB3F73B5AE8499A02F0C521B9818A468F4AD0
18:00 trinque looks like just being slow
18:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51650 @ 0.00033707 = 17.4097 BTC [-]
18:08 trinque cazalla: yeah it's running butt slow
18:08 trinque I'll look into that, meanwhile let me know if it ever eats your deed
18:14 trinque it's strange, the load average on the box is 0.24
18:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24200 @ 0.00034396 = 8.3238 BTC [+]
18:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7142 @ 0.00034396 = 2.4566 BTC [+]
18:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17000 @ 0.00034396 = 5.8473 BTC [+]
18:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80000 @ 0.00034829 = 27.8632 BTC [+] {4}
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18:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00035089 = 1.965 BTC [+] {2}
18:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53600 @ 0.00035202 = 18.8683 BTC [+]
18:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00033707 = 3.91 BTC [-]
19:03 danielpbarron fyi the "blue" pogo (the one that doesn't have sata port) is works just like the purple one would if installing to a SD card
19:03 danielpbarron in that if you have instructions that work for the purple one, the will also work for the blue one
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19:21 mircea_popescu http://www.jewsnews.co.il/2015/03/08/kenyan-lawyer-sue-isreal-for-killing-jesus/
19:21 assbot Kenyan Lawyer Sue Isreal For Killing Jesus | JEWSNEWS ... ( http://bit.ly/1EcNmBg )
19:21 mircea_popescu dat site.
19:25 davout bwhaha
19:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00034982 = 3.4807 BTC [+]
19:29 jurov should have implied vatican, it incorporated roman laws, too
19:31 jurov and eastern orhodox church even more so
19:36 mircea_popescu implicated ?
19:38 mircea_popescu meanwhile in ba http://www.clarin.com/sociedad/Urbanudismo-pasearon-desnudas-boedo-avril_x_0_1318668331.html
19:38 assbot Pasearon completamente desnudas por pleno Boedo ... ( http://bit.ly/1EcPxVu )
19:39 jurov yes, implecated :)
19:39 jurov implicated
19:39 mircea_popescu hehe
19:45 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/#Press-list
19:45 assbot The conference, third edition pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BsujTN )
19:46 BingoBoingo ^ thestringpuller
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20:03 jurov BingoBoingo: would it be interesting for qntra how czech financial cops investigated bitcash.cz "theft"?
20:04 BingoBoingo jurov: Sure
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20:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43800 @ 0.00035202 = 15.4185 BTC [+]
20:20 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/0f0cffa45644dd67ee622259992191ab/tumblr_n1h3x5MeFW1qlne6uo1_1280.jpg to go with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HPfmvaWRw
20:20 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1B6bctz )
20:20 assbot Kid Rock - Redneck Paradise (Remix) ft. Hank Williams Jr. [Music Video] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1B6bbG1 )
20:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 110 @ 0.01460363 = 1.6064 BTC [+] {2}
20:24 mircea_popescu (pete will no doubt notice that ALL THE VEHICLES ARE MERCEDES_
20:29 decimation https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20150310/15522730277/california-proposes-bill-to-ban-all-unlicensed-bitcoin-businesses-without-even-defining-what-that-means.shtml < lol
20:29 assbot California Proposes Bill To Ban All Unlicensed Bitcoin Businesses, Without Even Defining What That Means | Techdirt ... ( http://bit.ly/1B6cqFd )
20:30 decimation banks, gov't, etc are 'exempt' of course
20:34 trinque decimation: eh more like "one member of the california legislature proposes"
20:34 trinque still pretty fucked
20:35 thestringpuller ;;ticker
20:35 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 296.71, Best ask: 296.89, Bid-ask spread: 0.18000, Last trade: 296.89, 24 hour volume: 25417.80268383, 24 hour low: 291.0, 24 hour high: 298.75, 24 hour vwap: None
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20:53 BingoBoingo scoopbot -fetch
20:54 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by Jurov: http://qntra.net/2015/03/czech-ministry-fingers-heist-suspect/
20:54 mircea_popescu decimation lol
20:54 mircea_popescu kinda goes a long way to show the unmitigated contempt california holds for... well, basically, you.
20:58 mircea_popescu wait, by now gribble does bitfinex only ? lol.
21:01 jurov ;;ticker --market all
21:01 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 295.0, vol: 6849.16021121 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 293.469, vol: 11302.18543 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 295.89, vol: 25132.70245094 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 295.403478, vol: 162128.90550000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 296.93748, vol: 36.80919596 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 294.4287, vol: 95.69692435 | Volume-weighted last average: 295.34297304
21:01 jurov dunno how it chooses, by volume?
21:02 mircea_popescu amusingly, btcchina has what, 70-80% of all volume
21:08 BingoBoingo !up stunna
21:09 * BingoBoingo surprised no one's commenting on Jurov being in line for his own s.qntr shares
21:11 mircea_popescu i thought it was pretty cool.
21:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60650 @ 0.00034511 = 20.9309 BTC [-] {2}
21:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45978 @ 0.00035287 = 16.2243 BTC [+] {2}
21:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21922 @ 0.00035338 = 7.7468 BTC [+]
21:21 decimation re: the unmitigated contempt california holds for... well, basically, you. < yes, this is noted. every day reveals a bit more of its true self, if only in its fantasies
21:21 asciilifeform xerxes whips the sea, snore.
21:21 decimation related: http://www.ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featured-articles/2015/march/11/the-intellectual-as-servant-of-the-state/
21:22 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ed29f4 )
21:22 decimation ^ author of the above was in army, had a son in the army, son died in iraq
21:22 asciilifeform decimation: https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/TreasonV3.HTM << related
21:22 assbot Treason of the Intellectuals, Volume 3 ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ed2e2r )
21:22 decimation he is now on a krazy korner railing against usg
21:22 decimation yet he has given his life and his own son in service of usg, and accomplished nothing
21:23 decimation reminds me of that tlp piece about hating the system so much you want it to like you
21:23 asciilifeform and of course, the obligatory lenin, 'intellectual is not his nation's head, but its arse'
21:23 asciilifeform (TM)
21:23 mircea_popescu ahaha treason of the intellectuals verbiage, srlsy ?!
21:23 decimation heh yeah that is related
21:23 mircea_popescu dude, la revolucion is so fucking banal. always the same moves.
21:25 mircea_popescu decimation this is the so called stupid wife paradox. it goes like this : when she's young she thumbs her nose at submission, because hey, she's not "that kind of girl". so she finds a husband instead, spends two-three decades discovering that it's a rotten deal, then gets to live with teh regret.
21:25 mircea_popescu youth wasted on the young and all that.
21:25 decimation mircea_popescu: of course the french philosophes pretty much founded the 'revolutionary intellectual' archetype
21:26 mircea_popescu depends how you count the greek sophist.
21:26 mircea_popescu or the byzantine byzantine. or the medieval courtier.
21:26 mircea_popescu look into the abomination of "courtly love" to see 1100ad shitgnomism en fleur.
21:27 decimation yeah, but the french revolution is a clean presentation of the modern 'revolutionary intellectual' and the consequences if he gains power
21:27 mircea_popescu certainly more amply documented in "not dead" languages.
21:27 decimation heh yeah
21:28 asciilifeform hey folks still speak occitan and languadoc
21:28 asciilifeform *languedoc
21:28 decimation plus the history of the french revolution is still shrouded by those who have a stake in its outcome
21:28 asciilifeform obligatory deng xiaoping here...
21:28 mircea_popescu hence the scare quotes
21:29 mircea_popescu heck, folks still speak greek. and it's certainly more mutually intelligible with classical greek than current english with high english.
21:29 asciilifeform irrc it was him who was asked 'was fr. rev. a good idea?' answered 'too early to say'
21:29 decimation or low german
21:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: if you like living fossilization, visit iceland
21:29 decimation english arose because some retarded vikings living in the netherlands couldn't speak german
21:29 asciilifeform more or less bug-for-bug compatibility with classical norse
21:29 mircea_popescu decimation plattdeustch is still spoken, like idish
21:30 decimation yeah, germany still hasn't steamrolled all of its accents
21:30 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: believe or not - there are idish newspapers in usa.
21:30 mircea_popescu i used to know a guy publishing one
21:30 mircea_popescu meanwhile dead, bu anyway
21:31 mircea_popescu but anyway, anyone guess what "hron rade" denotes, in "english" ?
21:32 decimation honarary?
21:32 decimation heh honorary
21:32 mircea_popescu (i'll help by pointing out that alf's device in discussing xerxes is structurally similar but stylistically very indicative of the changes in society since then)
21:33 asciilifeform hey what can i do in barbaric tongue
21:33 mircea_popescu anyway : "the sea" is the hellespont (which is what xerxes ordered flogged) in the same way hron (whale's) rade (road) is the sea.
21:33 mircea_popescu one's categorical symbolization, the other's a kenning.
21:34 decimation kenning as in kennelernen?
21:34 asciilifeform everyone who likes kennings, straight to norse book, 'do not pass go, do not collect 200'
21:34 mircea_popescu as in this poetic device
21:34 mircea_popescu ;;google kenning site:trilema.com
21:34 gribble Decembrie 2010 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2010/12>; Trilenciclopedia pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/category/trilenciclopedia/>
21:34 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/kenning-si-rhyming-slang/ ere we go.
21:34 assbot Kenning si rhyming slang pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ed3Glu )
21:34 asciilifeform http://kip-w.livejournal.com/215011.html << absolutely obligatory re: kennings
21:34 assbot Varnish Error 503 Service Unavailable ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ed3GSk )
21:34 asciilifeform mega-classic
21:35 mircea_popescu btw, anyone know how cockney got to be called that ?
21:35 decimation kennenlernen means 'familiarity' in german
21:35 mircea_popescu decimation learning by similarity something
21:35 decimation wasn't there a certain church bell
21:35 mircea_popescu nope.
21:36 mircea_popescu the story is, that a london redditard (poor kid from periphery) visited some peasant family once
21:36 mircea_popescu which was impressive to him, because a) they had food and b) good living conditions (as compared to shitlondon of the time)
21:36 mircea_popescu but especially c) all sorts of weird exotic shit.
21:37 mircea_popescu so one time when a horse neighed, he got all scared. but the farmer told him to relax, horse just does that, it's called neighing and it never killed anyone.
21:37 mircea_popescu time for bed, and in the early morning a very morose londoner sat with his breakfast.
21:37 mircea_popescu "s'thematter, couldn't sleep any ?"
21:37 mircea_popescu "holy shit all these cocks neighing!"
21:37 decimation heh
21:37 asciilifeform 'Down came good Freya, frowning at Fúfu. / Said she to the warren-born: "No worth I find / In your smiting of cheese-thieves. Smirk not, but obey me...'
21:38 asciilifeform ^ mega-k3nn1ngz
21:38 mircea_popescu cats ?
21:38 asciilifeform (from earlier link)
21:39 decimation yeah it's the same root https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kennen#German "From Old High German kennan, from Proto-Germanic *kannijaną (“to know”). Cognate to English ken (“knowledge, understanding”)."
21:39 assbot kennen - Wiktionary ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ed4dUq )
21:40 mircea_popescu it is.
21:41 mircea_popescu btw, re "useful idiots", anyone actually read Mona Charen ?
21:41 asciilifeform 'Bien Darkmans then, Bouse Mort and Ken The bien Coves bings awast, On Chates to trine by Rome-Coves dine, For his long lib at last.'
21:41 asciilifeform engl. has 'ken'
21:41 asciilifeform or perhaps not quite modern engl. but hey whatddayawant
21:42 decimation I want an original "PIE" dictionary
21:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25778 @ 0.00035313 = 9.103 BTC [-] {2}
21:44 asciilifeform http://www.fromoldbooks.org/Farmer-MusaPedestris/bing-out-bien-morts.html << but also from twain 'prince&pauper'
21:44 assbot Bing Out, Bien Morts (Canting Songs) ... ( http://bit.ly/1b3cocm )
21:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15554 @ 0.00035398 = 5.5058 BTC [+]
21:45 asciilifeform (i don't know anyone who didn't first run into it in p&p)
21:47 mircea_popescu "In Western democracies, even in the U.S. where the hostility to regulation is greatest, there is a vast amount of central decision-making, but day to day decisions are left to market forces. A lot of the regulation - everything from bolt threads to type fonts - is carried out by tens of thousands of standardization agreements worked out by the industries involved. The solutions that arise aren't always optimal, but th
21:47 mircea_popescu ey usually end up being workable. After two decades of fumbling, we have settled on a de facto standard for computer operating systems. It has imperfections - some serious - but it generally works. Imagine being saddled with a computer architecture defined by some central planning committee in 1983. At about that time, someone in the U.S. Government realized with horror that all the standardization agreements mentioned
21:47 mircea_popescu above were being made and enforced with no government oversight. So the Government convened some hearings. The unanimous consensus, even by Ralph Nader, was that attempting to regulate this process was an invitation to chaos. "
21:47 mircea_popescu lawl. this guy misread so much of recent history i'm giving up on reading it.
21:49 asciilifeform phun phakt: usg really did come out with a 'standard' cpu!
21:49 asciilifeform around same time as ada '83
21:49 asciilifeform the only present-day manufacturers are chinese
21:50 asciilifeform (and are also the only, afaik, remaining users...)
21:50 asciilifeform 'mil-std-1750a' for the curious.
21:50 mircea_popescu yup
21:51 asciilifeform so dead, was snipped from gcc
21:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6273 @ 0.00034181 = 2.1442 BTC [-]
22:01 mod6 so i made some additional changes to the modified pogo script. anyone wanna help me test quick? I tested it myself, but it'd be cool if someone else can verify.
22:02 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by thestringpuller: http://qntra.net/2015/03/blythe-masters-to-head-wall-street-invasion/
22:03 mod6 what's changed? 1) added some checks to see if boost,bdb,openssl are already built, if so, skip re-downloading & building 2) added a 'clean' command line parameter so you don't have to do this manually
22:03 mod6 http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=A07gdeGX
22:03 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ed76Va )
22:03 asciilifeform mod6: neato. incidentally that's what, traditionally, 'make' is for
22:04 * asciilifeform was simply too lazy to write a proper 'makefile'
22:04 mod6 yup, it just simply utilizes the makefile. but this way a person only has to run `auto.sh`
22:04 mod6 :]
22:04 asciilifeform 'make' simply doesn't react well to being called from 'make'.
22:05 asciilifeform (why? because retarded, don't ask me)
22:05 asciilifeform that's why my orig. thing was a .sh
22:05 mod6 yeah, makefiles are touchy
22:06 asciilifeform thestringpuller: i'm rather surprised it took them so long to hook up the goldpricedumpatron to btc
22:07 asciilifeform though it's kinda a sad joke
22:07 asciilifeform (compare 'physical settlement' in btc to gold, etc)
22:08 mircea_popescu "hook" is being generous.
22:09 decimation asciilifeform: if make is so terrible, why is it ubiquitous?
22:10 decimation it's not like it 'fits into the cpu' like C does
22:10 mod6 so if you have a linux machine, and you want to help test, read this: http://dpaste.com/17V9VKB
22:10 assbot dpaste: 17V9VKB ... ( http://bit.ly/1b3eHft )
22:11 decimation mod6: you could have enumerated in octal and saved a few characters :)
22:12 mod6 fair. ;)
22:12 asciilifeform decimation: there are plenty of 'crackpot' alternatives ('cmake', 'bake', .... 1001 others) but guess what
22:13 decimation I kinda like scons
22:13 decimation shitgnomery?
22:15 mircea_popescu decimation no. jwzery. this attitude whereby one's excused from political involvement.
22:15 mircea_popescu "so what if make sucks, not like i have the responsibility to find and support an improvement. i just type here."
22:16 mircea_popescu "so the wife's a nag ? doesn't mean i /have to/ beat her until she desists. build mancave instead." on it goes. politicians are idiots ? self-appoint as "better than this" and that's that, work done. not like you have to shoot the bad politico if you can't vote him out. what, /have to/ ?!
22:17 mircea_popescu not the right sort of morals, these, that are actionable. gotta have some of a more theoretical sort.
22:17 danielpbarron mod6, http://danielpbarron.com/mod6.txt
22:17 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1b3ffCe )
22:18 mod6 huh.
22:18 mod6 thanks for testing
22:19 mod6 ima invite you to #btcf
22:19 mircea_popescu o.O
22:19 mircea_popescu sikrits!~
22:19 mod6 we'll keep the noise outta here, unless you want ... NOISE :)
22:20 decimation i want the noise
22:20 mircea_popescu up to you. i dun think it's yet unwelcome.
22:20 decimation mircea_popescu: it's common in the us for a usg employee to regard himself as 'apolitical' because he wasn't elected
22:20 mircea_popescu well sure.
22:21 mircea_popescu what's it change tho. it's common for rapists to regard themselves as "good fathers" and so forth, because she was asking for it or w/e.
22:21 mod6 ok... so. lets see here. i do think that ascii updated his key since then...
22:21 mod6 but i don't ever get that error... although, someone else has seen it before iirc.
22:21 asciilifeform same modulus!
22:21 decimation mod6: i'm running into a bad sig error too
22:21 decimation virgin gpg db
22:21 danielpbarron oh i just realized that the script potentially uses a different key than the one i have stored
22:23 mod6 it /shouldnt/ matter because it puts a .gnupg dir in the place where you run the script from. we didn't want it to diddle with your normal keyring in ~/
22:23 mod6 unless you ran it from ~/
22:23 mircea_popescu ;;ud cuckcake
22:23 gribble http://el.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuckcake | Η λέξηcuckcake δεν έχει οριστεί. Μπορείς να την ορίσεις;. * Meaning. Τυχαία Λέξη. Μόδα. duff · bae · fuck boy · bdsm · cleveland steamer · dirty sanchez · angry ...
22:23 mod6 did you guys make new dirs to build this stuff in?
22:24 mircea_popescu heh
22:24 danielpbarron yes
22:25 mod6 what does `gpg --version` say?
22:25 decimation I'm using 2.0.14 (comes with centos 6)
22:26 danielpbarron gpg (GnuPG) 2.0.26
22:26 mod6 hmm, still, should be ok. i just re-ran on my side and got: >> Signature verified for bitcoin-asciilifeform.1.patch.sig
22:26 mod6 one sec.
22:26 decimation :signature packet: algo 1, keyid B98228A001ABFFC7
22:28 mod6 what's weird to me... is that the log output that danielpbarron pasted, it says "good signature"
22:28 danielpbarron i checked it manually
22:28 mod6 OH
22:29 decimation Importing public keys to .gnupg keyring...
22:29 decimation Verifing patch signatures..
22:29 decimation Error! Possible bad signature on:
22:29 decimation ~/bitcoin-v009/build/chicken/bitcoin-asciilifeform.1.patch.sig
22:29 asciilifeform wat
22:29 mod6 oh that wasn't from the log output. ok. i wonder why it would puke for you guys, but not for me... although, im running 1.4.10
22:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70849 @ 0.00035393 = 25.0756 BTC [+]
22:29 decimation asciilifeform: try it on your gentoo box
22:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24823 @ 0.00035394 = 8.7859 BTC [+] {2}
22:31 mircea_popescu you know it's be so great if someone made a client that auto-pastebinned
22:31 mod6 i suppose it could be some weird regex failure... although, what danielpbarron pasted as a manual verify should have matched this:
22:31 mod6 313 if($_ =~ /^.*Good signature.*$/) {
22:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 93636 @ 0.00036156 = 33.855 BTC [+] {6}
22:31 asciilifeform b.sh: line 2: $'\r': command not found
22:31 asciilifeform and buncha similar.
22:32 decimation I get a buncha errors in the gpg_import.log
22:32 mod6 can you post those decimation?
22:32 mod6 asciilifeform: what script was that?
22:32 asciilifeform the one in question
22:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 226241 @ 0.00036729 = 83.0961 BTC [+] {2}
22:32 mod6 the perl script?
22:32 asciilifeform sh
22:33 decimation http://dpaste.com/2141VBQ
22:33 assbot dpaste: 2141VBQ ... ( http://bit.ly/1b3gCk8 )
22:33 asciilifeform does not run at all on my box
22:33 mod6 oh we're all discussing them pulling down the patch files, verifing the patch sigs and patching the base code
22:33 mod6 (build-v009.pl)
22:33 asciilifeform i mean, my 'sh' won't swallow it.
22:33 trinque that it's $HOME maybe?
22:33 trinque gpg is fouling up not finding the keyring
22:33 asciilifeform Ah
22:33 decimation it's a little weird to use $HOME that isn't $HOME
22:33 asciilifeform there's fucking winblows garbage in this thing
22:33 asciilifeform WTF
22:34 mod6 decimation: fair. i'll change that next time through.
22:34 asciilifeform did 'pastebin' crap that in ?
22:34 asciilifeform there's CR LF's in there
22:34 decimation lol in my dpaste?
22:34 * asciilifeform pronounced fatwa on 'pastebin'
22:34 mod6 root@debian-test:/home/mod6/build-test-3# xxd build-v009.pl | grep "0d0a"
22:34 asciilifeform in http://dpaste.com/2141VBQ
22:34 assbot dpaste: 2141VBQ ... ( http://bit.ly/1b3gCk8 )
22:34 mod6 root@debian-test:/home/mod6/build-test-3#
22:34 mod6 yeah, must be pastebin :/
22:34 mod6 sorry
22:35 asciilifeform dos2unix fixes.
22:35 asciilifeform but let all remember.
22:35 decimation asciilifeform: everything feels free to mangle a passing cr I guess
22:35 mod6 i use pastebin more often because it does forever-pastes .. guess.. i just have to set dpaste for a year
22:35 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2014#901052 http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-10-2014#901055
22:35 assbot Logged on 29-10-2014 01:36:19; asciilifeform: because plain ascii is like naked people
22:35 assbot Logged on 29-10-2014 01:36:30; asciilifeform: everything feels free to manipulate the hanging bits
22:35 trinque ^LOL
22:36 mod6 :]
22:36 decimation ^also randomly insert chars
22:36 asciilifeform so far the deps are grinding
22:37 mod6 decimation: huh, just looked at that error. must be something with 2.x version i'll have to fix0r.
22:37 mod6 can you change expiry on that guy for like 1 year?
22:37 decimation yeah obviously some kind of permission problem
22:37 decimation for the dpaste?
22:37 mod6 plz
22:37 decimation done
22:38 mircea_popescu !up p15
22:38 mod6 if you run it again and you don't have $FULL_CLEAN set to "TRUE", you'll need to delete ~/build/.gnupg manually.
22:39 mircea_popescu * asciilifeform pronounced fatwa on 'pastebin' << kakobrekla said we're supposed to use dpaste.
22:39 mod6 ugh. anyway, i was hoping this would be the /easy/ part and we could actually test the part that needs testing lol.
22:39 asciilifeform http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=A07gdeGX << and i meant this
22:39 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1BymQRE )
22:39 asciilifeform not the output
22:39 asciilifeform but that was probably clear.
22:39 asciilifeform betcha 'dpaste' takes a fat shit in there all the same
22:40 asciilifeform but somebody test if want to
22:40 asciilifeform it's building 'openssl' on my box now. and probably will for a few hrs, it's a slow box
22:41 decimation mod6: I set $FULL_CLEAN to "FALSE" and it didn't do anything different
22:41 decimation I blew away build/.gnupg
22:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71419 @ 0.00036213 = 25.863 BTC [-] {3}
22:41 mod6 here's that same script in dpaste: http://dpaste.com/36249E3
22:41 assbot dpaste: 36249E3 ... ( http://bit.ly/1b3hQft )
22:42 mod6 decimation: ok. that's fine. not sure what it's deal is.
22:42 mod6 thanks for giving it a shot.
22:42 decimation no problem
22:42 decimation it's probably a good idea to get it working on centos6 because that's pretty much the 'amazon linux' shit
22:43 mod6 eh, all around it's not much of an issue with the perl script, because no one will run that ever anyway.
22:43 mod6 i'll use it to patch the source code, then i'll bundle up the release.
22:44 mod6 everyone will start with an already patched codebase, unless they want to patch it manually or wrestle with one of the 2 scripts we have for this purpose
22:45 mod6 it seems, everyone has a mixed bag so it's hard to account for all of that i think.
22:45 decimation yeah cross-platform is a pain in the ass
22:47 mod6 asciilifeform: this is the correct key to pull for you right?
22:47 mod6 http://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xB98228A001ABFFC7
22:47 assbot Public Key Server -- Get "0xb98228a001abffc7 " ... ( http://bit.ly/1b3iedJ )
22:49 mod6 decimation: anyway, it totally works fine for me on my aws machine.
22:50 mod6 oh, i guess im running a deb6 ami up there.
22:50 decimation lemme try
22:50 mod6 and yeah, im using gpg 1.4.10 there too
22:51 mod6 so centos6 might have issues if gpg 2.x, so maybe i just need to get my head out of my ass and add some code for that.
22:56 decimation yeah ec2 uses gpg 2.0.25
22:56 trinque mod6: I got through the patching script fine on latest gentoo
22:56 trinque what shell is supposed to be running the next one
22:58 mod6 it's a bourne shell script /bin/sh
22:58 trinque my sh does not have -xu
22:58 trinque I think in debian sh is dash, maybe?
22:58 mod6 ahh, just take off those params then. it doesn't need 'em i don't think.
22:58 trinque k
22:58 mod6 ben addded those, not exactly sure what they do. lol.
22:59 * trinque strokes the cargo
22:59 mod6 thanks for testing trinque
23:00 asciilifeform still cranking 'boost'
23:00 mod6 ahh, ok cool.
23:00 mod6 did you get through the perl script ok alf?
23:00 asciilifeform wai wat
23:00 asciilifeform is that in the sh somewhere
23:01 trinque mod6: no problem, chugging along in the build
23:01 mod6 no, the perl script is a separate thing that grabs the v0.5.3 base code and then patches it. then `auto.sh' pulls bdb,openssl,and boost and builds 'em and then builds the static bitcoind
23:02 mod6 for all: keep in mind if you're not running the test on a x64 machine, you'll probably have to edit the vars on lines 4, 6 & 8
23:02 asciilifeform neh it is
23:04 decimation interesting, it seems that it works just fine on amazon linux
23:04 decimation so it's not a gpg2 thing
23:05 mod6 ok so your amazon linux is running gpg v 1.4.10?
23:05 decimation no 2.0.25
23:05 asciilifeform built deps, croaked on not finding bitcoin src
23:05 danielpbarron oh uh.. i'm not running on a x64 machine (if that means bits in processor)
23:05 asciilifeform why are these separate scripts again ?
23:05 mod6 danielpbarron: yeah, that'll be a problem. what os/arch are you on?
23:07 mod6 asciilifeform: because how we'll roll out the release: 1) I'll patch the source myself and put it in a 'bitcoin' directory 2) i'll place the 'auto.sh' in the same parent directory as 'bitcoin' directory 3) tar those up 4) end user will unpack archive and execute `auto.sh'
23:07 danielpbarron gentoo i386
23:08 mod6 so in the end the downloading/patching of the v0.5.3 base code won't be necessary since it'll already be complete.
23:08 mod6 danielpbarron: ok, change line 4 to: "32", line 6 to: "x86_32" and line 8 to: "linux-x86_32"
23:08 mod6 and cross fingers
23:09 mod6 i've never tested this on 32bit so this is a first.
23:09 mod6 in fact.
23:09 trinque decimation: did you try changing that home var to something else?
23:09 decimation yes
23:09 trinque I search and replaced mine with BUILD_DIR
23:09 trinque so as not to mask $HOME
23:10 decimation I'll try that
23:10 danielpbarron of what, auto.sh ? I hadn't even gotten that far yet
23:10 mod6 while you're at it danielpbarron comment out line 130 of "auto.sh" so I can have you run one other command if you get through the static build.
23:10 mod6 (130 = "strip" command)
23:10 mod6 sorry, yes.
23:10 * mod6 is slow.
23:11 decimation trinque: no that didn't work
23:11 danielpbarron no sorry i'm just distracted by the 3d gun guy trying to impress me on twitter
23:11 mod6 at the end of the static build there are 2 ugly warnings, but they're just warnings. so no worries.
23:11 mod6 heheh.
23:11 mod6 np, thanks for your help.
23:14 decimation it might be that the umask on the amazon box is group writable, but isn't on my centos6 obx
23:14 mod6 hmm. noted. thanks decimation
23:16 danielpbarron fwiw, I got 50 USD worth of link clicks pointing at this -> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-03-2015#1042514
23:16 assbot Logged on 05-03-2015 04:00:14; asciilifeform: to round off the electrobullet thread, i made this gedankenexperiment up for this just to show what folks like wilson -would- be doing if they were serious
23:16 decimation ok I fixed it
23:16 decimation http://lists.gnupg.org/pipermail/gnupg-users/2001-April/008269.html
23:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1C8Z2HE )
23:17 decimation you need to add --lock-never to make it work, because I am using a shitty vm-mounted filesystem that doesn't support hardlinks
23:17 asciilifeform what means '50 usd worth' ? that it cost you that much bandwidth ?
23:17 asciilifeform danielpbarron ^
23:17 decimation (add it to your gpg command line in the script)
23:17 mod6 decimation: nice find!
23:17 danielpbarron idk, twitter makes up the number; that's what it would have cost me to promote it myself (if not for wilson himself actually replying to it and getting it free attention)
23:18 asciilifeform link? or was it boring
23:18 decimation see if that's backwards compatible to gpg v1
23:18 danielpbarron https://twitter.com/danielpbarron/status/575817719272071168 << pretty lulzy
23:18 assbot “Cody Wilson Wants to Destroy Your World” by /ajzaleski https://t.co/kUTv9jyJJA
23:19 asciilifeform danielpbarron: mega-snore
23:20 asciilifeform it's a 'you. -- no, you. -- no, you. ... ... ...'
23:20 * asciilifeform naively thought that wilson would have actually replied to the linked thing
23:21 danielpbarron nobody every "actually replies" to stuff on social media
23:22 * asciilifeform not sufficient zoologist to say if this or not
23:22 decimation it seems that the telegraphers circa 1880 had better technology for sharing information
23:23 decimation ok my centos6 box appears to lack 'realpath'
23:23 asciilifeform neh just better people
23:26 mod6 ok, here's version v0.0.9.1 (seems to work with --lock--never added to lines 279 & 305 on v1): http://dpaste.com/2WRMSD7
23:26 assbot dpaste: 2WRMSD7 ... ( http://bit.ly/1C8ZZzu )
23:26 mod6 also removed $HOME for $BUILD_DIR
23:27 mod6 s/--lock--never/--lock-never/
23:30 decimation ok that kinda works, except it deletes all the sources except bitcoin
23:31 mod6 oh crap, lol, i didn't change the $BUILD_DIR back to "CHANGEME" derp
23:31 decimation yeah I saw that heh
23:32 mod6 yeah, that's its default behavior. if you don't want it to delete the stuff, just change $FULL_CLEAN to "FALSE"
23:32 danielpbarron http://danielpbarron.com/mod6.txt << output of auto.sh (with your modifications for 32)
23:32 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1C90ABg )
23:32 decimation ok that works
23:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75900 @ 0.00036841 = 27.9623 BTC [+] {3}
23:33 mod6 ok here it is again. sorry: http://dpaste.com/2MB8HVF
23:33 assbot dpaste: 2MB8HVF ... ( http://bit.ly/1C90ERu )
23:33 * mod6 looks at danielpbarron's paste
23:33 decimation sigh, no package realpath is available
23:34 mod6 yeah, that's required from the original pogo script.
23:34 mod6 there's a realpath bin you can install iirc
23:34 mod6 danielpbarron: try editing the script and getting rid of the -xu thing after /bin/sh
23:35 mod6 im glad we're all trying this now.
23:36 danielpbarron bash: ./auto.sh: /bin/sh^M: bad interpreter: No such file or directory
23:36 mod6 one sec, i'll get you a new one. pastebin fucked us.
23:36 asciilifeform danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2015#1049562
23:36 assbot Logged on 12-03-2015 02:33:50; asciilifeform: there's fucking winblows garbage in this thing
23:36 decimation ok yes that last dpaste works for me
23:37 decimation danielpbarron: windows adds an extra character to the end of each line
23:37 decimation because it sucks
23:37 danielpbarron why can't i see these extra characters; vi on openbsd would show them
23:37 mod6 http://dpaste.com/3656FHF.txt
23:37 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/18doWfE )
23:38 decimation donno. emacs with whitespace mode shows them
23:38 mod6 yeah, pastebin sticks on CRLF's... like a derp
23:38 mod6 so ... i guess perhaps we try with dpaste and see.
23:39 danielpbarron same problem
23:39 asciilifeform dos2unix
23:39 mod6 i don't even own or use a M$ machine, so it has to be the paste sites.
23:39 decimation try > dox2unix auto.sh
23:41 decimation mod6: on centos6 you can use /bin/readlink -f to substitute for 'realpath'
23:42 mod6 ah! ok good to know.
23:44 danielpbarron :e ++ff=unix
23:44 danielpbarron ^ that fixed it in vim
23:45 mod6 yeah, that works too. cool
23:46 danielpbarron ok it's compiling
23:46 danielpbarron i commented out that line you told me to
23:49 mod6 thanks, that's good. i'll have you do a `cd bitcoin/src ; readelf --dynamic bitcoind` when its complete.
23:49 mod6 i haven't compiled on a 32bit system yet so this is a great test.
23:53 decimation the 'installing docs' step is really slow
23:53 decimation it's downloading the boost tarball
23:53 decimation sucks
23:55 mod6 yeah, it's like 60mb or something.
23:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63100 @ 0.00037148 = 23.4404 BTC [+] {2}
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