Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


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00:00 boolcrap guys, do you like funny things?
00:00 boolcrap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sc30LUGuHc
00:02 trinque all these damn kids that can't handle their drugs these days
00:02 boolcrap haha
00:02 boolcrap maybe the dentist gave her too much
00:03 boolcrap her parents must be proud, now they know how shes spending their hard earned money
00:04 boolcrap stan why aren't you rich yet
00:04 trinque prolly saw all that educational material on the superior black seed or w/e
00:04 trinque the chick I mean!
00:04 boolcrap lol
00:04 boolcrap black power.
00:04 boolcrap that is what you learn in college now
00:05 trinque cuckotronics 101
00:05 mircea_popescu pshhh.
00:05 mircea_popescu the idea college kids do it is so fucking 1980s
00:05 boolcrap you mean its not like one giant frat party gang bang?
00:06 boolcrap girls gone wild is a lie?
00:06 mircea_popescu no, it's a production.
00:06 mircea_popescu the one giant frat party gangbang was pre and immediately after cellphones.
00:07 boolcrap well as long as i didnt miss out on it by not going to college
00:07 mircea_popescu you know how it goes, if you're the kind to miss out on it you'd have missed out on it if you went to college just as well.
00:07 mircea_popescu if not, not.
00:08 boolcrap i think if i went to college now i would still miss out on it.
00:08 boolcrap how do you get all the chicks, you just drive around in your beamer?
00:08 mircea_popescu i dont drive
00:08 boolcrap uber?
00:09 mircea_popescu nah. i actually never tried uber so far.
00:09 boolcrap do you have winter where you are?
00:09 boolcrap whats the extreme low for the year?
00:09 mircea_popescu sort-of. they think so, but meh. i've not yet seen frost.
00:09 mircea_popescu maybe 9 or so
00:09 boolcrap dam so
00:09 boolcrap like all year
00:09 boolcrap is strawberry season?
00:09 mircea_popescu just about.
00:10 boolcrap that is nice.
00:10 mircea_popescu they sure have them on sale pretty much year round
00:10 asciilifeform boolcrap: you can go from one end of mircea_popesculandia to another by cab for a few bux.
00:10 boolcrap but then you can also commit suicide by stabbing yourself in the back
00:10 mircea_popescu anyway, most often is "hey, come over, i want you to meet X".
00:11 mircea_popescu wait, shit, this is actually on trilema already innit.
00:11 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2016/just-call-me-annah/
00:11 boolcrap lol
00:11 boolcrap stan told me his favorite pickup line
00:11 boolcrap "heres my dick, where do we go from here"
00:11 mircea_popescu wait, stan picks up male coworkers ?
00:12 boolcrap not that i know of
00:12 mircea_popescu so then why'd he tell it to you ?
00:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform does this pass for trolling in your country ?
00:12 boolcrap hahaha
00:12 boolcrap yes
00:12 boolcrap what other fruit do you have down there
00:13 boolcrap that i have not eaten
00:13 boolcrap anything exotic ?
00:13 asciilifeform boolcrap must also have weird dreams.
00:13 boolcrap i really do.
00:13 mircea_popescu wtf is "exotic"
00:13 boolcrap i dont know like
00:13 boolcrap stuff they dont have in america
00:13 mircea_popescu this is america.
00:14 boolcrap i thought it was a 3rd world banana republic
00:14 boolcrap oh wait
00:14 boolcrap ok its america.
00:14 asciilifeform 'kokakola! sometimes - war!!111' (tm) (r) (rammstein)
00:14 mircea_popescu anyway, they have the same fruits they have everywhere. papaya and apples and whatever the hell. cherries at two bucks a pound.
00:15 boolcrap 2 bux a lb is really good
00:15 boolcrap if i were to buy from "farmers market"
00:15 boolcrap would be 5
00:15 boolcrap we dont really get papaya here at all
00:16 mircea_popescu chicks make some epic cherry pie. one inch of cherry matter in a thin pastry wrapping.
00:16 boolcrap whipped cream?
00:16 mircea_popescu nah.
00:16 mircea_popescu neat.
00:17 * mircea_popescu is kinda ruined for non-homemade pies now.
00:17 trinque ever have some mascarpone along the bottom of the crust in a cherry pie?
00:17 * asciilifeform also.
00:17 * boolcrap also
00:17 trinque goddamned excellent.
00:17 boolcrap america is fucking shit for food
00:17 boolcrap theres not a god dam place i can eat out
00:17 trinque so cook
00:17 boolcrap well there is one italian place
00:17 boolcrap we do, we cook every night
00:17 boolcrap but its nice to go out to eat every now and then
00:17 boolcrap give the wife a break
00:18 trinque eh, chick I'm seeing is thrilled when she makes something good
00:19 boolcrap rofl
00:19 boolcrap where do u live?
00:19 mircea_popescu how often does she make bad shit ?
00:19 trinque not very
00:19 boolcrap if she makes something bad
00:19 trinque runs as bad as could be better, but I like it
00:19 boolcrap just throw it out and make her start over
00:19 trinque boolcrap: houston
00:19 mircea_popescu aaaand in other homemade family fun, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lshq0zV0dZ1qlwtdwo1_1280.jpg
00:19 trinque $up boolcrap
00:19 deedbot boolcrap voiced for 30 minutes.
00:20 mircea_popescu o you got back to texas ?
00:20 trinque she'd throw it out before I said anything
00:20 trinque I did
00:20 mircea_popescu cool. does it disappoint ?
00:20 trinque nah, 'tis home
00:20 mircea_popescu even better then.
00:20 boolcrap yeah its hard to get a good wife
00:20 boolcrap in america
00:21 boolcrap maybe its all the opression thats going on
00:21 mircea_popescu unlike where ?
00:21 boolcrap other countries
00:21 boolcrap like romania
00:21 trinque "it's hard to get a good job / live well / know how to dress"
00:21 mircea_popescu "o hey, i heard in merv they issue you a pair from the dmv"
00:21 boolcrap lol
00:21 boolcrap wtf is merv
00:21 mircea_popescu merv is a city that was.
00:21 boolcrap dude america is a the head of the fucking feminist nazi movement
00:21 boolcrap cooking is frowned upon
00:22 trinque chick still wants to please
00:22 boolcrap WHAT YOUR COOKING FOR HIM?
00:22 mircea_popescu how much time do you folk spend reading shit online ?
00:22 boolcrap i read the chat long when i want to feel like an idoit
00:22 boolcrap i dont read alot
00:22 boolcrap stan reads the most
00:22 trinque stay, feel like an idiot more often, learn.
00:22 mircea_popescu so how dja know about lal this feminist nazi thangs ?
00:23 boolcrap well im living in it
00:23 boolcrap i had to pull my wife away from it
00:23 trinque plenty of chicks in tx still that fuckin glow when they made something you like to eat
00:23 trinque i.e. not broken
00:24 boolcrap texas is a conservative state
00:24 mircea_popescu i confess in my (perhaps maginal) experience, the whole "feminist" charade is mostly a (very transparent) defense for shy teen/early 20s chicks. more pretense than anything, and very strongly correlated with "i'm not sure what to do once clothes come off"
00:24 boolcrap cruz is the governor :)
00:24 trinque senator
00:24 boolcrap oh
00:24 boolcrap my bad
00:25 boolcrap nah its this whole crazy idea that men are not superior to women
00:25 mircea_popescu at what, lactation ?
00:25 boolcrap yep
00:25 boolcrap care taking
00:25 boolcrap women are the best care takers around
00:26 boolcrap so stop going back to work 2 weeks after ur baby is born
00:26 mircea_popescu if i actually had to milk dudes i'd prolly give up cappuccino
00:26 boolcrap i dont think thats milk
00:26 trinque >b 1
00:26 trinque shinohai: how dare you
00:26 trinque :D
00:26 boolcrap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM << relavent
00:28 trinque boolcrap: chick that gripes at you with controlling "feminism" is instinctively demanding you nut up. it's her child-raising instincts trying to shove you along to adulthood.
00:29 trinque and she resents you for evoking that
00:29 trinque mircea_popescu has treated this subject amply
00:29 boolcrap maybe you are right
00:30 boolcrap maybe feminism is running rampant because there are no more men in america
00:30 mircea_popescu the talking points memo!
00:30 boolcrap im here to regurgitate the republican talking points
00:30 boolcrap didn't you get the memo
00:31 mircea_popescu can we call you boosh-v ?
00:31 boolcrap i dont get the reference
00:33 * mircea_popescu has now accidentally checked out josh marshall's blog, is amused at all the butthurt.
00:34 trinque guy seems to love trump
00:34 trinque he can't stop talking about him
00:35 mircea_popescu liberals, you know. mouth says one thing, ass says another.
00:35 trinque ahaha
00:35 * mircea_popescu fondly remembers all teh brexit "polls" being wrong by just about 50%
00:38 boolcrap whoa
00:39 boolcrap this is the first time ive ever seen anyone be called a liberal blogger
00:39 boolcrap on wiki.
00:39 mircea_popescu "notable because no reason"
00:39 boolcrap lol
00:40 boolcrap everyones always "conservative" something
00:41 mircea_popescu and in other "gag reflex is optional" news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbtd0Dqxw1r2n6sjo1_500.gif
00:41 boolcrap so i guess if you are born without gag reflex
00:42 boolcrap you always have career options
00:42 boolcrap can your gag reflex be removed?
00:54 mircea_popescu apparently.
~ 5 hours 31 minutes ~
06:25 BingoBoingo $up freebtcwebsite
06:25 deedbot freebtcwebsite voiced for 30 minutes.
06:25 BingoBoingo hallo freebtcwebsite
~ 25 minutes ~
06:51 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5126
~ 1 hours 40 minutes ~
08:31 shinohai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-01#1532863 <<< too much bickering over what trigger characters to use, so don't blame me. I just tried to make nice things.
08:31 a111 Logged on 2016-09-01 04:26 trinque: shinohai: how dare you
08:31 shinohai mircea_popescu: tx id added to post, thx
08:32 diana_coman mod6 or anyone else who already did this: I'm installing gentoo on a box with the view to run a node on it; any specific/recommended sw requirements/setup? box is i5 2.6GHz, 8GB RAM, 1TB hdd
08:32 shinohai Should be able to do new offline build with minimal unix toolz
08:33 diana_coman kk, will see how it goes then
~ 30 minutes ~
09:04 thestringpuller shinohai: u get my message about pitchers?
09:05 shinohai o hai thestringpuller
09:05 shinohai Didn't get that until late yesterday sorry :/
09:05 shinohai You like the pizza there?
09:06 thestringpuller It's aite, but on Tues Thurs it's 10 dollar pitchers
09:07 thestringpuller Basically I go straight there after work, and drink with buddies until traffic dies down then it's like a chill 25 minute drive home instead of 40 minute to 1 hour drive.
09:07 shinohai O.o
09:07 thestringpuller and like 10 Dollars of good stuff, like Sweetwater.
09:09 * shinohai nearly always drinks at home.
09:10 shinohai I do have a beer or 2 out sometimes though.
09:13 thestringpuller :D
09:13 thestringpuller it's labor day
09:13 thestringpuller and D*C weekend
09:13 shinohai Oh shit I forgot about that
09:25 thestringpuller Have fun fun!
~ 43 minutes ~
10:08 shinohai $up sellbtctraderz
10:08 deedbot sellbtctraderz voiced for 30 minutes.
10:08 shinohai sellbtctraderz: you the guy from bitcoinztalk ?
10:09 sellbtctraderz I am another guy from BCT
10:09 shinohai ah ok. You have your GPG key registered yet?
10:10 sellbtctraderz I am pretty new to this, I have a finger print but can't import it, Do I need any specific user id or password?
10:10 shinohai sent you a PM sellbtctraderz
10:13 trinque http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-01#1532897 << I was just kidding about teh epicness of the bash
10:13 a111 Logged on 2016-09-01 12:31 shinohai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-01#1532863 <<< too much bickering over what trigger characters to use, so don't blame me. I just tried to make nice things.
10:14 shinohai lol
10:14 mircea_popescu so i watched a southpark episode last night, it was one about how all the canadians moved to the us because they had elected a trump and canada was turned into a total detroit by his idiocy BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION, and it made me think of http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160831/from:98/to:98#98
10:15 mircea_popescu yea, it's totally because not paying attention to ~trump~ that place's going to shit. not because not paying attention to the soul eating, all consuming bureaucracy. that's a-ok, will make the country not-great again because it doesn't need to, because to them it's always been great.
10:16 mircea_popescu !up hotgirlchandai
10:16 gribble Error: "up" is not a valid command.
10:17 shinohai $up hotgirlchandai
10:17 deedbot hotgirlchandai voiced for 30 minutes.
10:17 hotgirlchandai alo
10:17 shinohai hello hotgirlchandai
10:17 shinohai What brings you here?
10:17 hotgirlchandai https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1592575.0 ?
10:17 mircea_popescu shinohai it's not "bickering". toldja 2x to use !~, an hour apart. next day you had changed it to > or some stupid shit and people were complaining, so it got devoiced. next time do critical fixes - such as the control sequence of a chatbot - in real time or remove it yourself.
10:18 hotgirlchandai :D
10:18 shinohai Sorry that bot surgery was low on list of priorities at the time.
10:19 mircea_popescu so then say "sorry, i couldn't maintain my bot to spec" not "bickering. truth helps.
10:19 shinohai ok hotgirlchandai do you have a gpg key ?
10:19 hotgirlchandai no gpg key :(
10:20 shinohai Well technically there *was* bickering. Some ppl were happy with original, some didn't like >,
10:20 shinohai other wanted !~
10:20 shinohai windows user hotgirlchandai ?
10:20 mircea_popescu people doesn't enter in this conversation, it's not a fucking vote.
10:20 mircea_popescu i guess all this can get pretty confusing.
10:21 * mircea_popescu will write an article.
10:21 hotgirlchandai Not understand anything: D
10:21 shinohai Your language/region?
10:22 shinohai We aren't vagabonds here, some of us speak languages besides queen's English
10:22 shinohai { "ip": "113.163.33.89", "hostname": "No Hostname", "city": "Thanh Hóa", "region": "Tinh Thanh Hoa", "country": "VN", "loc": "19.8000,105.7667", "org": "AS45899 VNPT Corp" }
10:23 shinohai However, vietmanese isn't my specialty
10:23 mircea_popescu oh you speak thai ?
10:23 mircea_popescu oh not even thai hehe.
10:34 asciilifeform ;;later tell diana_coman http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-01#1532900 << yes, there is a magical recipe, http://btcbase.org/log/2016-03-03#1421109 << thread.
10:34 a111 Logged on 2016-09-01 12:32 diana_coman: mod6 or anyone else who already did this: I'm installing gentoo on a box with the view to run a node on it; any specific/recommended sw requirements/setup? box is i5 2.6GHz, 8GB RAM, 1TB hdd
10:34 a111 Logged on 2016-03-03 17:24 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/3YZ2895.txt << preliminary crib sheet
10:34 gribble The operation succeeded.
10:35 mircea_popescu in other news, i downloaded "modern" browser. the shit proceeds to download "an update" by itself when left alone for five minutes. then upon examination it turns out that it has no setting to fix this. nor for that matter any setting to disable javascript. nor anything else. it has : a star ; and a smiley face. that's all. "would you like french fries with that ?" level of interface design. i guess menus and whatnot were "to
10:35 mircea_popescu o confusing" and this is "better technology" because it "just works" etc. but holy hell, it so fills me with furious rage...
10:35 mircea_popescu $key sellbtctraderz
10:35 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/813531e2-d2ac-41eb-a9e2-6a7db210ace4/
10:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: lemme guess, 'chrome' or some variant ?
10:35 mircea_popescu firefox ten millio nsomething
10:35 asciilifeform ick
10:35 mircea_popescu you should see the version numbers of these beople.
10:36 mircea_popescu yes, ick, but it nevertheless exists.
10:37 thestringpuller asciilifeform: is there a write up of the pogo yet?
10:37 asciilifeform thestringpuller: not satisfied with the cookbooks on trb mailinglist ?
10:37 asciilifeform and here i thought i beat the subject to an agonizingly pedantic death...
10:38 thestringpuller asciilifeform: nah i'm sourcing it in my own docs. i'm doing a big write up of trb for n00bs.
10:38 asciilifeform i even described how to boot kernels off the net, for quick turnaround when working on a kernel-cum-bitcoind shitball
10:38 asciilifeform (off lan via tftp, that is)
10:38 diana_coman thank you asciilifeform !
10:39 asciilifeform diana_coman: iirc phf followed my recipe to a happy result. might want to ask him when he comes back from desert planet.
10:40 thestringpuller asciilifeform: ugh. every mention of burning man makes me extremely jealous.
10:40 asciilifeform why?
10:40 thestringpuller I love going to burns. It's a break from any real world problem you might have.
10:40 mircea_popescu with burning rage.
10:40 mircea_popescu plus there's blond girls there.
10:40 asciilifeform thestringpuller: so why aintcha there.
10:41 thestringpuller cuz i iz too deep in the uranium mines to take leave. maybe when my shift is up.
10:43 shinohai Come to Columbia with me thestringpuller, mebbe there is still a trilema girl down there you can hook up with
10:43 mircea_popescu o.O
10:44 mircea_popescu you're actually going ?
10:44 shinohai 2 weeks
10:44 shinohai *in 2 wks
10:46 thestringpuller trilema girls in columbia?
10:48 thestringpuller how did mircea_popescu know i like blondes?
10:48 mircea_popescu shinohai you know there ~is~ a slight possibility you're walking into a trap, yes ?
10:49 shinohai I know, but I haz friend meeting me there from Venezuela
10:49 mircea_popescu thestringpuller i took a shot.
10:49 mircea_popescu ah ok then.
10:49 * shinohai has been through centra America how much worse can Columbia be?
10:50 mircea_popescu that's not it ; colombia itself is fine. if you have sense to travel on own arrangements, not share with random ho you met online, establish your own base and meet her from a position of power / in public / whatever like sane people will be ok.
10:51 mircea_popescu if it's like "oh, random chick i met yesterday will meet me at airport and her... uhm... brothers... will drive me to their estancia in the interior" you're setting self up for lulz.
10:51 shinohai I needed some adventure
10:52 shinohai xD
~ 56 minutes ~
11:48 mircea_popescu $up Yipdard
11:48 deedbot Yipdard voiced for 30 minutes.
11:48 Yipdard What is this?
11:48 shinohai a chat
11:48 Yipdard lol
11:49 Yipdard voice chat?
11:49 Yipdard wtf?
11:49 mircea_popescu no, this is irc.
11:49 Yipdard fine
11:50 mircea_popescu anyway, who are you and what are you looking for ?
11:50 shinohai I got him mircea_popescu
11:50 mircea_popescu kk
11:50 shinohai he will join #eulora shortly
11:51 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: So the Eulora world will inevatibly allow different "modes of play" i.e. "Stealth game" or "Action game"? via >> http://trilema.com/2016/minigame-smg-august-2016-statement/#selection-907.192-929.3
11:51 mircea_popescu yeah.
11:52 thestringpuller but how do you prevent "feature bloat" or is that non-issue?
11:52 mircea_popescu why would i have to prevent it ? there's specific space in the design spec for third-party developed maps. they run by whatever rules third party comes up with ; player doens't have to enter it. if he does enter it, client loads up more data.
11:53 Yipdard $register DF94F889FDFDB1F30545A985AD292D96188A3B0C
11:53 deedbot Import failed for DF94F889FDFDB1F30545A985AD292D96188A3B0C.
11:53 mircea_popescu Yipdard might need a few minutes to propagate.
11:54 mircea_popescu thestringpuller will work in practice a little bit like majesty, if you know that game : after a certain level, your castle gets a sewer. you can set some rules for it. eventually you get moar complex submaps etc.
11:55 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: aha! So same context of one "modding"? Or third party as in, "Dude can have his complete own game running as long as it fits _this_ interface"
11:55 Yipdard what i will have to do?
11:55 shinohai same thing again
11:56 shinohai but wait abt 10 minutes or so
11:56 Yipdard i will receive 0.01btc?
11:56 mircea_popescu once you talk to me in game yes.
11:57 Yipdard take time to download this game?
11:58 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: Lol. I like how S.MG is already what Everpoop Software (or whatever spells of genesis guise are doing) wants to do.
11:58 mircea_popescu bout 500mb it was iirc.
12:02 mircea_popescu thestringpuller for instance, the intention is to have, say, "game board". players craft it, and if they want play. so you can make your own pinball machine, and play pinball in eulora.
~ 19 minutes ~
12:22 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> if it's like "oh, random chick i met yesterday will meet me at airport and her... uhm... brothers... will drive me to their estancia in the interior" you're setting self up for lulz. << lol
12:23 shinohai If lulz occur, I'll give BingoBoingo the scoop
12:23 BingoBoingo Why U No Scoop Self?
12:23 mircea_popescu he might be busy holding in the poop
12:23 shinohai Well if I get kidnapped by Columbian drug lords I can hardly access my gpg keyz
12:23 mircea_popescu with both hands
12:24 mircea_popescu shinohai columbian drug lords have much better things to do than play bitch for random gringo tourist.
12:24 shinohai kek
12:25 mircea_popescu random street urchin with gang lord delusions however, may perceive you're in not as good position to check their priviledge as the ganglords are.
12:25 shinohai Hence my scary Venezuelan friend as backup.
12:27 mircea_popescu from what i hear (from chicks that ran away) venezuela is truly in the shit nowadays.
12:27 mircea_popescu wanna be a pirate, go there.
12:27 shinohai Yeah it is a shithole from all reports
12:28 shinohai That crapcoin xchange Cryptopia is full of Venezuelans trying to make bitdust
12:29 BingoBoingo shinohai: Don't forget to carry your Kleins, hammer, and other tools of privilege inspection on your belt. Always dress for trabajo
12:29 BingoBoingo Or more like Traba-ho
12:30 shinohai I thought if I wore jeans and a flannel shirt with hammer in belt I might fit right in.
12:30 mircea_popescu lol
12:31 BingoBoingo Really you should wear that everywhere, but seriously gotta have the Kleins to show you are srs about bsns.
12:32 BingoBoingo Knipex makes an acceptable substitute. Channel locks are right out.
12:32 asciilifeform https://archive.is/j9dtw << meanwhile, in the belching smokestacks of lulzschwitz...
12:33 shinohai I gotta get me one of those orange and white Handy Manny baseball caps too
12:35 BingoBoingo shinohai: Just get a Baltimore Oriels cap
12:35 shinohai check.
12:35 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5126
~ 23 minutes ~
12:58 asciilifeform somebody milking phf's box again ?
13:05 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
13:05 gribble Current Blocks: 427831 | Current Difficulty: 2.2075590833037228E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 429407 | Next Difficulty In: 1576 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 6 hours, 10 minutes, and 17 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
~ 54 minutes ~
14:00 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu https://archive.is/9rOIL << for your psychiatric collection
14:00 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:00 shinohai $up VAodminnTer
14:00 deedbot VAodminnTer voiced for 30 minutes.
14:11 asciilifeform aaaaaand how long has http://www.mpex.ws been a spam farm ?
14:11 asciilifeform with wonderful 'articles' such as 'Key Points To Consider When A Buying Car In Kansas City', or 'Choosing The Right Dirt Bike For Your Child'.
14:13 shinohai Been like that for a loooooooooooooooong time
14:22 asciilifeform ;;later tell BingoBoingo https://archive.is/KDm7b << or anyone else interested in 'arkencides'.
14:22 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:25 mircea_popescu $up Yipdard
14:25 deedbot Yipdard voiced for 30 minutes.
14:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform my collection doth grow
14:26 shinohai Imma have to bill minigame.bz for the noob tech support soon.
14:26 shinohai Thats like 6 today
14:26 mircea_popescu lol srsly.
14:26 mircea_popescu make an account already, i'll give you a pile o' picks.
14:27 shinohai I have account just no way to actually do anything useful in game
14:27 mircea_popescu why not ?
14:27 Yipdard 3d game?
14:27 shinohai Shitty laptop grafix
14:28 shinohai yup Yipdard
14:28 mircea_popescu ah. toning it down from config dun help ?
14:28 Yipdard can someone explain me goal of the game?
14:28 shinohai Not to die
14:28 shinohai lol
14:28 Yipdard i can become an advertiser for you
14:28 * mircea_popescu made the mistake of encouraging girl to sushi. girl is now insanely good, to the degree all the previous great sushi places in town are meh, and i just want to have sushi at home.
14:28 Yipdard ah lol
14:28 mircea_popescu Yipdard well basically, to make money.
14:29 mircea_popescu or to figure out how it works. either way.
14:29 * shinohai mircea_popescu also encouraged me to qntra but I got no better :/
14:29 Yipdard that's why we are all here, you know
14:29 mircea_popescu bolt tits on
14:30 mircea_popescu Yipdard the largest pop to date, 82.x mn ECu, aka 0.82 btc, came from a click that cost the owner maybe 10k satoshi or somesuch.
14:30 Yipdard wtf
14:30 shinohai $up VAodminnTer
14:30 deedbot VAodminnTer voiced for 30 minutes.
14:31 shinohai now try VAodminnTer
14:31 VAodminnTer == Cannot send to channel $register 08119972876B78EB07B107C840911EAF3ABA24C0
14:31 mircea_popescu my best is only like 50mn, but anyway. game has no upper limit, in principle you could loot 100 btc worth.
14:31 VAodminnTer $register 08119972876B78EB07B107C840911EAF3ABA24C0
14:31 Yipdard i can become an advertiser for your game, mircea_popescu
14:31 deedbot Import failed for 08119972876B78EB07B107C840911EAF3ABA24C0.
14:32 mircea_popescu alright ? how'd that work ?
14:32 Yipdard i speak french, and i know a lot about games, so IT'S STRONG!
14:32 mircea_popescu cool.
14:33 * shinohai imagines Eulora overrun with Algerians
14:33 mircea_popescu does it make a difference ?
14:33 Yipdard lol, they're everywhere
14:33 Yipdard i said frenchs, not fucking algerians, don't like them
14:33 mircea_popescu i actually knew a super hot chick who was algerian.
14:34 Yipdard where in algeria? please say me that it's not an arabic guy
14:34 shinohai And yet Yipdard, Algeria supplies you with internet!
14:34 Yipdard yeah that's it shinohai
14:34 mircea_popescu i dunno, if she was muslim she must've been not very practice-y
14:35 Yipdard problem is that algerians are arabisated
14:35 Yipdard their origin is not from this fucking sauds
14:36 mircea_popescu that escalated rapidly.
14:36 Yipdard yeah, you know kabylians?
14:37 Yipdard amazighs, berbères, don't really know their name in english, there probably don't have one
14:37 VAodminnTer $register 08119972876B78EB07B107C840911EAF3ABA24C0
14:37 deedbot Import failed for 08119972876B78EB07B107C840911EAF3ABA24C0.
14:37 shinohai VAodminnTer: I just sent your key to server let it propagate a sec
14:38 mircea_popescu you mean like soumaya, elliot rodger's stepmother ?
14:38 Yipdard don't know
14:38 Yipdard you know that zidane is a kabyle?
14:38 Yipdard nofake
14:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: neh, like the piratez of barbary !1111
14:39 mircea_popescu ;;google soumaya akaaboune
14:39 gribble Soumaya Akaaboune - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soumaya_Akaaboune>; The Agony of Peter Rodger, a Dad Whose Son Became a Mass ...: <http://abcnews.go.com/US/agony-peter-rodger-dad-son-mass-killer/story%3Fid%3D24317702>; somaya - YouTube: <https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dq2cdXkjvXjY>
14:39 asciilifeform ;;google barbary corsairs
14:39 gribble Barbary pirates - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_pirates>; First Barbary War - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Barbary_War>; Barbary Pirates Battled By US Navy 200 Years Ago: <http://history1800s.about.com/od/americanwars/tp/barbarywars.htm>
14:39 shinohai ^
14:39 Yipdard Ah yes, barberousse
14:41 Yipdard but that's after the arabisation, kabyles are white peoples, mixed with some "bruns" (in french)
14:42 Yipdard soumaya akaaboune is from morocco, there is berbers there
14:43 mircea_popescu aha.
14:44 Yipdard algerians are everywhere in the world, from canada to australia omg
14:45 * shinohai cannot help but be amused today
14:48 shinohai http://archive.is/omn5f <<< moar social media but on the blockchain experimentz
14:49 Yipdard what different?
14:53 Yipdard how old are you guys?
14:54 VAodminnTer $register 08119972876B78EB07B107C840911EAF3ABA24C0
14:54 deedbot 08119972876B78EB07B107C840911EAF3ABA24C0 registered as VAodminnTer.
14:55 mircea_popescu Yipdard you can google me you know.
14:55 mircea_popescu $key VAodminnTer
14:55 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/50eebd1d-92c9-418b-ac1f-8b428dadc9ea/
14:57 mircea_popescu VAodminnTer http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/1df457e8-17a8-49ef-8e59-2bcea5d27efc/
15:02 shinohai $up Yipdard
15:02 deedbot Yipdard voiced for 30 minutes.
15:02 Yipdard thanks ^^
15:03 Yipdard hey mircea_popescu, GIVE ME AN ACCOUNT, NOW!
15:03 Yipdard please :)
15:03 mircea_popescu $key Yipdard
15:04 Yipdard Ah yes! thanks
15:04 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/e93b1921-bf0c-4b8f-b39d-3dd50b219d25/
15:04 Yipdard $key fuckyou
15:04 mircea_popescu lmao
15:04 Yipdard lel
15:05 Yipdard i am downloading with 15ko/s
15:05 Yipdard thanks algeria
15:05 * asciilifeform wonders, was #eulora hit by cosmic rays, or wat, why are these folks here
15:05 mircea_popescu Yipdard http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/15289ec3-30c1-44d1-8afc-40234f25830a/
15:05 Yipdard have a 4g connexion with this download speed
15:06 Yipdard mircea_popescu what is it?
15:06 shinohai That's your login info
15:06 mircea_popescu you decrypt that.
15:06 Yipdard with Kleopatra?
15:07 Yipdard ok
15:07 mircea_popescu yeah.
15:08 Yipdard don't know how
15:10 shinohai Yipdard: see part 8 of the manual I gave you
15:10 Yipdard yes, just opened it
15:12 Yipdard it's ok, thanks!
15:13 Yipdard i will contact you when download is finished
15:14 mircea_popescu ever since shinohai got so well involved i've been pondering a fair way to handle rewards for this, though with little success ;/
15:15 mircea_popescu where are ye dao experts and philosophers of abstract contracts when there's actual economic need of yer "skillz".
15:17 Yipdard you really earned your money creating scripts?
15:18 mircea_popescu uh. what ?
15:18 Yipdard you have more than 1'500'000$ lel
15:18 mircea_popescu closer to a billion, yes.
15:18 * trinque cracks up
15:19 Yipdard you will vote trump?
15:19 mircea_popescu i live in argentina.
15:20 mircea_popescu besides, i don't vote ; i just publish articles.
15:20 Yipdard oh fuck it, shinohai live in usa, sorry
15:20 shinohai mircea_popescu: I will always accept payment in s.mg shares in lieu of picks
15:20 Yipdard so you influence peoples but you don't vote
15:20 mircea_popescu shinohai now this is a good point. you know what, ima put you on the list next month.
15:21 * shinohai claps
15:21 mircea_popescu knock yourself out. and also - make a "how to key" page on wiki, collect all the stuff you tell these people in one place.
15:21 thestringpuller shinohai: lets go ride the D*C train
15:22 thestringpuller n00b heaven
15:22 shinohai 99% of it seems to be explaining gpg4win parts, but yeah time has come for a noobs guide
15:23 mircea_popescu save yourself the typing.
15:24 shinohai I don't mind, typing @ noobs = job security.
15:24 mircea_popescu lmao
15:35 deedbot http://trilema.com/2016/the-bickening/ << Trilema - The Bickening
15:37 shinohai $up VAodminnTer
15:37 deedbot VAodminnTer voiced for 30 minutes.
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15:52 trinque http://trilema.com/2016/the-bickening/ << /me perceives more of "republic describes the structure of meaning" here
15:53 trinque cannot find the log line where this was first stated thus
15:53 trinque in other words, that "republic" describes how information flows among the nodes of the WoT
15:54 shinohai Also:
15:54 shinohai ;;ud bicken
15:54 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Dbicken%2520back%2520being%2520bool | Bicken Back Being Bool means kicking back being cool... Blood gangs use b's instead of C's or K's because the letter K sounds like a C.
15:54 shinohai lolz
15:54 mircea_popescu trinque not a bad approximation at all.
15:56 mircea_popescu the impressive thing, at least to me, is that it is an ideal artefact so utterly interpretable. from a purely political, or religious view it's one thing ; but a purely gnoseologic definition is also available, and it doesn't even have to import "person" or "reality" to work just fine. besides, it can be stated in any other systematic approach one cares to.
15:59 mircea_popescu shinohai footnoted!
16:01 shinohai ty mircea_popescu I will take my lumps but for the proper reason!
16:01 mircea_popescu the mystery of lumps is that only the fallen may ever get any. to everyone else it's figs an' dates.
16:11 mircea_popescu in other omg i can't believe this shit, apparently there's an entire ecosystem built around "faucets".
16:15 shinohai That's why all the eulora noobs have to PM me 3 times to ask if this is a scam.Most of them are likely faucet farmers.
16:16 mircea_popescu https://archive.is/sS5hP << pewrhaps a fine example
16:17 PeterL And if it was a scam, you would tell them if they PM to ask?
16:17 mircea_popescu shinohai amusingly enough i'm pretty sure we've already paid out more than the entire "faucets" this whole year.
16:17 mircea_popescu apparently they do thinks like 200 satoshi at a time
16:18 mircea_popescu PeterL btw, you ready to do some mining i neulora ?
16:18 PeterL welll, yes (if I could get it to run...) just a sec
16:18 shinohai 1 bitcent is roughly 6 months of average fauceting I'd say, yet some of these guys do it religiously.
16:23 mircea_popescu and holy shit they solve captchas. like... by hand ?
16:25 PeterL when your time is worth 0, solving capchas by hand is a great way to spend it
16:25 shinohai lol yeah,someone made a shitcoin once, iirc where pow and distribution was accomplished by filling in captchas.
16:25 mircea_popescu alternatively you could just spend a week reading about gardening, grow some potatoes.
16:26 trinque somewhere a fart bubbles through goo in a glass cylinder
16:27 mircea_popescu lol trinque has transcended, he will now speak in koans.
16:31 PeterL but growing potatoes requires some initial capital investment (and physical work!), filling out capchas is basically free!!!
16:32 mircea_popescu except needs computer and internet
16:33 mircea_popescu go steal a potato from market stall, plant it by side of road wut.
16:33 mircea_popescu somehow people dun do this irl, but online - no qualms about it.
16:33 PeterL well, if you are living in your parents basement, you already have computer and internet, right?
16:33 mircea_popescu socialism, the tool of insanity. getting people to ruin their lives since forever, through the surefire method of confusing the cost structure.
16:36 mircea_popescu "The sports casters are blaming back to school shopping, as if kids never before got outfitted for school at the and of August." << ahahaha. mno. as if anyone in the us has any money to spend. that's the big fucking point. usg.agitprop is talking about some wholly hallucinated shoping, that in their feverish imagination is so outsized as to keep people away from baseball even ?
16:36 mircea_popescu long live the soviets lmao.
~ 1 hours 5 minutes ~
17:42 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: as if anyone in the us has any money to spend << waiwat??
17:42 asciilifeform no shortage of 'shoppingists'
17:43 asciilifeform (~where~ they get the printolade, whether from redditcard or from turning tricks, i do not know, but there is never such a time that the shops are not packed)
17:43 PeterL plenty of bezzle to go around
17:43 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-01#1533230 << can't steal potato 'while you sleep!111'
17:43 a111 Logged on 2016-09-01 20:33 mircea_popescu: somehow people dun do this irl, but online - no qualms about it.
17:44 PeterL cant fill out capchas by hand while you sleep either
17:44 asciilifeform eh sure you can.
17:44 asciilifeform 1,001 ways.
17:44 asciilifeform (all known 'captcha' systems fall into category of either 'unusable' or 'trivially breakable.')
17:45 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-01#1533228 << these, like roof over house, are not part of ~anybody's cost calculus.
17:45 a111 Logged on 2016-09-01 20:32 mircea_popescu: except needs computer and internet
17:45 asciilifeform because, again, ~everyone already has them.
17:45 asciilifeform and wouldn't even consider not having.
17:46 asciilifeform ( e.g., gabriel_laddel, a homeless dude, still has'em )
17:54 mircea_popescu aha.
17:55 mircea_popescu i dunno, it sounds to me like queues and rations are just about next.
17:55 asciilifeform 'next' in what sense ? plenty of folks have been standing in queues and eating rationed liquishit since fdr
17:56 mircea_popescu in the mainstream sense
17:56 asciilifeform do we have to review the photos i took in bmore ?
17:56 asciilifeform of 'food depot'.
17:57 asciilifeform $s food depot
17:57 a111 3 results for "food depot", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=food%20depot
18:04 deedbot http://www.contravex.com/2016/09/01/the-blueprints/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - The blueprints.
~ 48 minutes ~
18:52 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> in other omg i can't believe this shit, apparently there's an entire ecosystem built around "faucets". << lol, you've been so sheltered from this fount of idiots
18:54 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> and holy shit they solve captchas. like... by hand ? << Seriously the captcha problem as been solved by the poverty solution.
18:56 mircea_popescu nuts.
18:56 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo it's a tad ridiculous you know. to quote from the other chan, "kinda funny, over the course of the week the faucet folk managed to get a little more than one of a pair of old style tits"
18:57 mircea_popescu i mean seriously, the 0.1 chicks used to get exceed the total gdp of that entire many-thousand strong community
18:57 asciilifeform of what are made new-style tits? beryllium copper ?
18:57 asciilifeform 6-axis machined ?
18:58 mircea_popescu nowadays only 0.02 see
18:58 asciilifeform ah this.
18:58 mircea_popescu yea
18:58 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: You gotta remember that poverty also colonizes their minds kinda ruining them for anything else. But yeah seriously none would find a pair of tits to photograph.
18:59 mircea_popescu heh.
19:00 BingoBoingo Gotta remember these are slime that wants to do the work of python scripts et al.
19:00 shinohai Pretty sure I got tit market wrapped these days
19:00 mircea_popescu well, nothinh wrong with that, their labour is actually useful in eulora
19:01 BingoBoingo Are you sure?
19:01 asciilifeform iirc there was entire thread re subj
19:01 mircea_popescu yeah.
19:02 asciilifeform where mircea_popescu advanced the argument that 'eulora needs dungbeetles'
19:02 mircea_popescu the irony of how eulora is better utilization of these people's time than their own life is not lost on me
19:02 asciilifeform or sumthinglikethat
19:03 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i dun play, so i cannot say, but if indeed the thing ~needs~ dungbeetles, to work correctly, this is a risk.
19:03 asciilifeform because dungbeetles are fickle and fashion-driven.
19:03 asciilifeform today - eulora, tomorrow - shitquest etc.
19:04 mircea_popescu it needs ~some~
19:04 mircea_popescu and i'd be much surprised if there can be such a thing as competition.
19:04 mircea_popescu shitquest costs money to play after all.
19:04 asciilifeform fair'nuff.
19:07 BingoBoingo I kinda worry about the dung castles lining the shore.
19:08 mircea_popescu eh, how'd that work ?
19:13 BingoBoingo Honestly I dunno about the game, but I trust the beetles can find a wrong way to play it.
19:13 mircea_popescu dun think so.
19:14 mircea_popescu this is after all the gambit here. i say they can't.
19:16 BingoBoingo Well I guess the worst case is you might have to accelerate the development of oppression mechanisms in the game.
19:20 BingoBoingo http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=5135
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19:50 Framedragger mircea_popescu: just to update, i've cleared my "things owed to relatives etc in short term" list and will move on to log bot+web feature stuff. realistically things will happen on tuesday (or before), because $job from monday onwards. will let y'all know.
19:57 BingoBoingo Framedragger: If you call it $job you have the wrong attitude towards it. Call it "hobby"
20:03 asciilifeform Framedragger: the second parcel of keyz has been digested today.
20:06 asciilifeform (and yes, getting them ~into the db~ takes ~100% of the time)
20:08 Framedragger asciilifeform: \o/
20:08 Framedragger BingoBoingo: yah i've to take better care of my hobbies eh
20:08 * Framedragger sleeps
20:09 BingoBoingo semi demi lol https://www.rt.com/viral/349380-marvel-comic-trump-modaak/
20:13 asciilifeform https://archive.is/bsxqz << in other lulz.
20:14 asciilifeform ^ from the 'trump as ru spy' thing.
~ 40 minutes ~
20:55 mircea_popescu Framedragger cool deal.
20:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform oh, i thought it was isisterrorists.
21:00 mircea_popescu but anyway, lulzy "duel" of talking points from the libtards and really-not-libtards-promise. they all agree russia doesn't matter and that hillary will somehow win the "elections", but you're more than free to connect the rest of the dots any way you please ? hurr durr.
21:01 mircea_popescu a) in a us-ru confrontation, ru wins ; as they have won the past three ; b) only thing hillary wins is another pint of hagen dazs. woman's a born loser, and always ahs been.
21:02 mircea_popescu heck, she probably still has the icecream ladels from back when she was the... second lady of the first man.
21:02 mircea_popescu $up Farksers
21:02 deedbot Farksers voiced for 30 minutes.
21:04 asciilifeform hey, recall, dhs took jurisdiction of 'critical infrastructure, which now includes elections' not so long ago.
21:04 mircea_popescu a right.
21:04 mircea_popescu so she loses election and gets anointed by bureaucracy, is the last ditch of a hope ? mmmkay,
21:04 asciilifeform mno
21:04 mircea_popescu just as long as we agree woman doesn't have a prayer.
21:04 asciilifeform the 'right' numbers - come out.
21:05 mircea_popescu so you're saying "she loses, but gets anointed by bureaucracy anyway"
21:05 asciilifeform nobody, afaik, cancelled diebold et al.
21:05 mircea_popescu yet, at any rate.
21:06 mircea_popescu you know diebold headquarters burns just like any other vinyl siding construction ; vaginal pear splits up andy matter's wife just as well as any other.
21:06 mircea_popescu so far it's the republic that published the dnc emails ; not the other way around.
21:07 asciilifeform what's an andy matter ?
21:08 mircea_popescu diebold ceo.
21:09 asciilifeform clitler wields the pear.
21:09 mircea_popescu you entertain this delusion, whereby the bureaucrats somehow have freedom to act ; republic does not
21:10 mircea_popescu reality in the field is exactly opposite, but hey.
21:10 asciilifeform mno, bureaucrats are gloves
21:10 asciilifeform on lizard hands.
21:10 mircea_popescu gloves filled with gloves. there's no substance.
21:10 mircea_popescu there's no meta-nsa, there's no anything. the dogvomit is dogvomit all the way down.
21:11 asciilifeform dogvomit dun carbombate hastingses.
21:11 asciilifeform $s arkencide
21:11 a111 4 results for "arkencide", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=arkencide
21:13 mircea_popescu there is no substantial difference between hillary rodham clinton, ross william ulbricht and adam james susan.
21:13 mircea_popescu they're all the exact keyboard warrior, lost in a fantasy world where they "call assassinations" and "resolve problems" and whatnot.
21:13 mircea_popescu the modern variant of the scape goat.
21:14 asciilifeform eh when clitler takes out contract - patient dies.
21:14 mircea_popescu this is provably not so.
21:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu's model, in ru sphere is called 'inverse cargocult' - i.e. 'there are no airplanes, anywhere'
21:15 mircea_popescu more like "there are no wizards, unless you mean 30 yo virgins"
21:15 mircea_popescu (incidentally, the elliot kid is a fucking self-parody, like a comic book character irl)
21:16 asciilifeform it dun take a wizard to nailgun a defenseless schmuck or two.
21:17 mircea_popescu defenseless. a fucking wasp colony can take out the defenseless.
21:18 asciilifeform and for the well-defended, they have ghaddafization.
21:18 mircea_popescu the 90s are over.
21:19 asciilifeform i do hope to live to see them over, yes.
21:19 asciilifeform but not convinced that i will.
21:19 mircea_popescu you know they recently found a russian fellow with his family, in the woods.
21:19 mircea_popescu he was pleased to hear the tsar was finally overturned
21:19 mircea_popescu a century ago.
21:19 asciilifeform this actually happened
21:19 mircea_popescu he died soon thereafter ; likely from salt poisoning.
21:19 mircea_popescu no, i know.
21:20 asciilifeform in '60s
21:20 mircea_popescu no, in like 2013
21:20 asciilifeform must've been his grandkid.
21:20 mircea_popescu well yes.
21:20 asciilifeform lol salt?
21:21 mircea_popescu split the difference : it was 1978
21:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah, salt is toxic to the innocent.
21:28 mircea_popescu in other retarded people lulz, https://archive.is/zneAp
21:29 shinohai dafuq is that atrocity ... 2000 sats? srsly ?
21:30 shinohai "Note: We are getting low revenue from ads since we have few players/views/clicks."
21:30 mircea_popescu grep for "Ok guys, I found a general failure on the defense system of the game and don't know how to fix that making the game unable to play at this point."
21:33 mircea_popescu or alternatively i guess for " For everybody, sorry my windows got some bug yesterday while I was doing the banners to promote the game Embarrassed and I'm busy trying to fix that, after that I'll give all atention to you all! Thanks for all!"
21:33 shinohai Interestingly enough, admin needs to wear paid signature to get extra 0.02 btc a week to pay server costs
21:34 mircea_popescu oh look at that, "binary options"
~ 16 minutes ~
21:50 mircea_popescu "Develop Decentralized Applications & Sidechains in JavaScript with Lisk!"
21:51 mircea_popescu omfg that place. what have you done to me!
21:52 mircea_popescu in other news, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtahqXjFcxU
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22:50 asciilifeform $up boolcrap
22:50 deedbot boolcrap voiced for 30 minutes.
23:00 asciilifeform do they still make you leave the house, boolcrap ?
23:01 boolcrap oh hello
23:01 boolcrap yeah i went in today
23:01 asciilifeform that must suck.
23:01 boolcrap i dont work for the old people u know
23:01 boolcrap ;p
23:01 asciilifeform must suck even moar.
23:01 boolcrap its not a bad gig actually
23:01 boolcrap ive had alot of time to work on side jobs
23:01 boolcrap i only go in once a week or so
23:02 asciilifeform that's 1nce too many imho.
23:02 boolcrap well
23:02 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that horror is pure gold. e.g., 'У меня пропали ракетные установки и лазеры. Даже те 4, которые вчера построил!!! Shocked Админ ИСПРАВЬТЕ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА...'
23:02 boolcrap you can only make so much money not interacting with the ppls
23:03 mircea_popescu aha.
23:04 asciilifeform boolcrap: y'know, it is possible to interact with people via newfangled telegraphs'n'such.
23:04 boolcrap u mean, google hangouts? ;p
23:04 mircea_popescu consensteemit or what waseet
23:05 asciilifeform lel
23:05 asciilifeform 'all deuterium is gone. It just disappeared. Give me back my deuterium please, i need it!!!'
23:05 mircea_popescu gets better, "i don't know how to fix that 500 error so will close the game"
23:06 asciilifeform 'Since the game is full of bug, it does not mean i don't work hard to get to the first position. My mines is working full power and bring more than 60000 resource per hour'
23:06 asciilifeform ahahahaha
23:07 mircea_popescu anyway, someone found a reimplementation of eve online in php made by some mexicans (literally), edited some stuff in his notepad ; but then the machine "caught some viruses" when he was making banners (ie, downloaded random photoshop crack) and well...
23:07 asciilifeform boolcrap: re: side jobs, do you still suffer with that restaurant orderbook thing?
23:07 mircea_popescu kinda burned, fell over and then sunk into the swamp.
23:07 mircea_popescu BUT THE FIFTH ONE WILL STAY UP!
23:07 boolcrap haha no thank god
23:07 boolcrap i can only stomach so much c#
23:08 boolcrap im working on tbm3
23:08 asciilifeform boolcrap: i went there not long ago and half-expected to find you inside.
23:08 boolcrap really you went to il pizzico?
23:08 asciilifeform boolcrap: aha. but it was closed, i had nfi when it opens/not.
23:08 asciilifeform and 3? why not 4. 5.
23:09 asciilifeform 9000.
23:09 asciilifeform think - big..
23:09 boolcrap dam that sucks
23:09 boolcrap were u in the area?
23:09 boolcrap its closed on sundays and from 2-5
23:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'Listen you, i wont say donk, but spam accusin with no evidence, before accusing someone of using bugs better check with that player why he has so much points, and does he even know why he has so much points. I am sick tired of jelious players who don't know how to play game and everyone else is than using bugs and i don't know what else. SO, Please, what is your igm NICK? I gave you mine. I have 3 words for you - L2P
23:10 asciilifeform .'
23:10 mircea_popescu jelious ?
23:11 asciilifeform i had nfi that sewer rats had pc and net pipe.
23:11 mircea_popescu JELIOUS RAYE
23:11 asciilifeform stray dogs - yes. raccoons - yes. but rats..
23:12 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> stray dogs - yes. raccoons - yes. but rats.. << AHA! This is what makes me wary of reaching out to faucetologists!
23:12 mircea_popescu check your priviledge bro. there's more people who don't javascript because they can't than the ones who don't because won't.
23:13 asciilifeform what's it take to can't?
23:13 mircea_popescu and more generally : for every one person who won't do x because stupid idea - there's at least 79 who don't because it never occured to them.
23:13 asciilifeform missing both hands & feet ?
23:13 mircea_popescu asciilifeform braindamage.
23:13 asciilifeform i suppose at the 'tie my shoes for me or i'll shit everywhere' level, not much javascriptin' happening
23:13 asciilifeform but then again!
23:14 asciilifeform having seen the 'software industry', it is difficult to be certain even of this.
23:15 mircea_popescu "do you know why it's called software, sonny ? it's because i shit better code than this!"
23:16 asciilifeform in other 'news', i found the ~1 remaining maker of non-chinese-shitsteel screwdrivers (yes) on the planet.
23:16 asciilifeform they cost > own weight in silver.
23:17 mircea_popescu eh. food costs own weight in silver.
23:17 asciilifeform well yes.
23:17 mircea_popescu silver is really not what it used to be.
23:17 asciilifeform 90% of chineseness is simply from bizarre expectations
23:17 asciilifeform e.g., that tool 'should not cost...'
23:18 mircea_popescu JELIOUS RAJE
23:19 asciilifeform for that matter, how many folks here have ever used or even seen a proper pair of tweezers.
23:19 asciilifeform (they converge to a needle point, that is lathe-turned conical, and ~stays that way~ after years of stabbing into various objects)
23:20 * mircea_popescu has / had various surgical implements ; knows.
23:20 asciilifeform aha, surgical
23:20 asciilifeform this is not even dirigible material, pretty basic item.
23:20 mircea_popescu it's also a dying item. pre laparascopy it was a major tool of the trade.
23:21 asciilifeform eh nobody canceled tweezer.
23:21 asciilifeform just as no one will cancel hammer.
23:21 asciilifeform $up boolcrap
23:21 deedbot boolcrap voiced for 30 minutes.
23:21 mircea_popescu computer assisted / robot arm did, yes.
23:21 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> in other 'news', i found the ~1 remaining maker of non-chinese-shitsteel screwdrivers (yes) on the planet. << Who?
23:21 mircea_popescu very little of what used to take skilled hands and tweezers in the operating room still does.
23:21 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: 'wiha' (germany)
23:21 BingoBoingo Aha!
23:22 mircea_popescu wiha is good ppls.
23:22 BingoBoingo There's a few other makers, but yes. Costs weight in silver.
23:22 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: and who knows for how long. wouldn't astonish me if they are opening the first chinese plant as we speak.
23:22 asciilifeform or 10th.
23:23 mircea_popescu and in other surgical news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqkkz0k6Yn1qf2htfo1_500.gif the problem with boob implants is that the boob becomes a two-medium item, and now you experience refraction etcf.
23:23 asciilifeform impedance mismatch!11111
23:23 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Then they lose "Charge weight in silver." Hand tool market has solid atm homeostasis between gradations of chinese shitsteel and leap to functional metal.
23:23 boolcrap what is this heterosexual shit
23:23 boolcrap post more gay porn plz
23:24 mircea_popescu this is fundamentalist chat!
23:24 boolcrap dam this bitch is amazing
23:24 BingoBoingo boolcrap: https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawbwtY21d1qetcz3o1_1280.jpg
23:25 boolcrap im not clicking that
23:25 boolcrap rofl
23:25 asciilifeform hey mircea_popescu do you suppose fauxtits are susceptible to free surface effect ?
23:25 boolcrap i clicked it, and it wasnt gay. that was a suprise
23:25 BingoBoingo lol, I've trained everyone so well
23:25 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes.
23:25 mircea_popescu happens all the time, "migrating pouch"
23:25 BingoBoingo boolcrap: It was the GAYEST. Nothing gayer than self fucking.
23:25 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that has to suck.
23:25 mircea_popescu aha.
23:26 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: is that electric drill ?
23:26 asciilifeform such bakelite.
23:26 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Which thing?
23:26 asciilifeform object in background
23:27 BingoBoingo I did not look at background.
23:27 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i dunno that teeny self-opening herself counts as self fucking.
23:27 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Progress, not perfection!
23:28 mircea_popescu but since we're apparently doing gay now, i give you http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5flwhSgbL1qcu54uo1_500.jpg
23:28 mircea_popescu father and son enjoy their savings
23:33 boolcrap hrm
23:33 boolcrap not so bad
23:33 boolcrap thats not quite gay
23:33 boolcrap i mean are their balls touching, i cant tell
23:34 mircea_popescu they're still essentially rubbing their underdicks on each other.
23:34 boolcrap yeah but, it is for the pleasure of this nice slut
23:34 BingoBoingo Nitemare fuel https://archive.is/ytqE1
23:34 boolcrap does rubbing shafts make you gay in this situation?
23:40 BingoBoingo ;;8ball "does rubbing shafts make you gay in this situation?"
23:40 gribble Yes!
23:40 BingoBoingo boolcrap: ^
23:41 boolcrap yeah im going to disagree
23:41 boolcrap because i could easy be in this situation but
23:41 boolcrap im not gay.
23:41 boolcrap ;;8ball "will i die a free man"
23:41 gribble Naturally.
23:42 boolcrap winner winner
23:54 BingoBoingo $up boolcrap
23:54 deedbot boolcrap voiced for 30 minutes.
23:55 boolcrap thank goodness
23:57 mircea_popescu lol dude's rotting alive, watching manga.
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