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00:02 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2017/the-lordship-list-fourth-year/#comment-121713 << ahahah trinque has like the CUTEST avatar!
~ 35 minutes ~
00:37 ben_vulpes https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/04/arts/ren-stimpy-creator-misconduct.html << relatit
~ 1 hours 39 minutes ~
02:17 mircea_popescu three ?!
~ 8 hours 19 minutes ~
10:37 asciilifeform meanwhile, in the entomological pit : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AFritz-chip >> 'I've deleted most of the article. The information here is already presented in a more up-to-date fashion at Trusted Computing, which is the correct title for the technology. "Fritz-chip" was never more than a moniker used by critics of the technology put forth by Sen. Hollings. The article now represents this fact. Warrens 23:24, 29 April 2006 (
10:37 asciilifeform UTC)'
10:37 asciilifeform see why not to link to pedowikia, esthlos ?
10:39 asciilifeform meanwhile, reddit verdict : 'Are there any less tinfoiley sites that discuss this? All of the references circle back to him.'
10:39 asciilifeform didjaknow.
10:41 mod6 lol
10:41 mod6 mornin'
10:41 asciilifeform heya mod6
10:41 mod6 typical repsonse from reich. megaunsurprise.
10:46 trinque https://archive.is/kun1Z/2905364d6ab37678fbb6e32c2b116435a76d878f.png << shock and outrage that this artist has a thing for teenaged girls!
10:46 lobbesbot trinque: Sent 13 hours and 6 minutes ago: <asciilifeform> might be worth testing whether koch's latest lul affects deedbot's gpg hose
10:46 trinque the thick irony being that for most nickelodeon staff, 16 is way too old.
10:58 trinque asciilifeform: https://archive.li/sVoej << I get zero output from the test provided at the bottom using deedbot's gpg
~ 15 minutes ~
11:13 BingoBoingo And in the Latest Brasilero quirks, Apparently 28C/82F is the appropriate night time temperature for the heatpump. Because of course during the winter everyone should be adapted to sleep at a summer daytime temperature.
11:25 mircea_popescu !!up IdleGandalf
11:25 deedbot IdleGandalf voiced for 30 minutes.
11:25 mircea_popescu who the fuck are you and what's with that idiotic nick.
11:26 mircea_popescu the whole fucking species has a thing for teenage girls ; that's the prime directive of sexuate reproduction : defloration.
11:27 mircea_popescu also, wouldn't you tihnk a girl kinda retarded, if it came out she lost it at 16 ?!
11:27 mircea_popescu it's only natural to get rid of the skin the same year the dumb shit starts bleeding ; and by and large the rule. in any case the ~normal~.
11:28 asciilifeform trinque: neato
11:31 asciilifeform hey BingoBoingo : does your dental school chix have access to xray ?
11:31 asciilifeform asciilifeform needs a bit of xrayin'
11:31 asciilifeform ( well, not asciilifeform in person, but a 10 x 5 in. pcb )
11:32 mircea_popescu lmao
11:32 mircea_popescu "Step right in here, mr alf"
11:32 asciilifeform lol
11:33 mircea_popescu !!up loper_os_cr50
11:33 deedbot loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
11:34 trinque john k's crime here is bending over to the state after making a career upon ramming lulz through the censors. "3 decades struggle with mental illness" such as being heterosexual.
11:34 mircea_popescu heh
11:35 mircea_popescu the atmosphere in the great stalin-less stalinism has changed lots. nowadays people actually say dumb shit like "what the government wants it called is the proper name for it" and other inanity like that. with a straight fucking face.
11:35 mircea_popescu something their parents would have never even considered.
11:35 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/h1.jpg << observe, cr50 has buncha test pads. i bet half a dozen of these, are used for factory fillup.
11:35 mircea_popescu doh.
11:35 mircea_popescu they're nothing if not cheap.
11:41 asciilifeform for completeness, http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/mb_top.jpg + http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/mb_btm.jpg ( apologies for the sad photos, they came out of a flatbed, evidently not ideal tool for this job )
11:43 mircea_popescu looks like you shook it.
11:43 asciilifeform does, dunnit. cuz its a flatbed. gets the chip markings, mostly, but the pcb itself is out of focus by mm or 2.
11:43 mircea_popescu anyway, if you can get factory probes on them pads, i would not even be surprised if you can just flash it without further ado.
11:44 asciilifeform doubt that it's quite so trivial, typically you gotta find how to hold it in reset so it doesn't boot up to its current fritz contents
11:44 mircea_popescu right, there's that.
11:46 asciilifeform one interesting observation, is that the update mechanism lets you flash in arbitrary crapola into 'rw' section ( it simply won't jump to it if it doesn't pass rsa(sha256(payload)) ) . so theoretically could put a nop sled there, ending with jump into the magic half of unlock routine. and then expose the thing to beta/gamma, and perhaps in a few months it will Do The Right Thing
11:46 mircea_popescu "gandalf". fucking morons.
11:46 asciilifeform but would prefer to find a purely softwaric pill (e.g. buffer overrun, or whatever means to get code exec)
11:47 mircea_popescu this may take a lot of doing.
11:47 asciilifeform idea being, it would be a substantial help to have even one unlocked box to experiment with.
11:47 mircea_popescu aha.
11:48 mircea_popescu these fucktards! they wanna go about derping about "tin foil" and whatnot "unprofessional", then queue up to read all about "gandalf".
11:48 mircea_popescu "oh but mp, it's different species of slime". no, it fucking isn't. all slime is the exact same identical species : itself.
11:49 asciilifeform not merely 'gandalf', but 'idle gandalf'!11
11:49 asciilifeform the sheer cheek.
11:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: a break of the rng would also do the job. ( admittedly , tall order , but listed for completeness. )
11:51 asciilifeform ( the 'rma unlock' 32byte turd, is simply rng output )
11:51 mircea_popescu accomodating fucking parents.
11:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, how's the rng work ? maybe a bit of electric field can set out 1s ?
11:52 asciilifeform prolly it's the typical on-chip ring oscillator, plus bit of whitener.
11:52 asciilifeform the fact that h1 started life as fpga, suggests this.
11:52 mircea_popescu you got a field generator ?
11:53 asciilifeform i got various things. problem is that i do not currently have a popped unit where i can see the effect of $manipulation on rng (or any other part, aside from general 'it crashed')
11:54 asciilifeform the lulzy bit is that likely, a thousand or more unlocked units exist, in the hands of various derps
11:55 asciilifeform an ounce of intel work would prolly beat ten pounds of lab wizardry in this case.
11:55 mircea_popescu hm
11:55 asciilifeform ( recall kgb maslennikov ? 'we dun break keys, we buy'em' )
11:55 mircea_popescu problem is, they tend to be asexuate derps.
11:56 mircea_popescu but, i can see the angle.
12:04 asciilifeform and holy fuq the sheer militant uselessness of each new crop of i_came_via_reddit weevils.
12:05 asciilifeform seems as if each set breaks new record.
12:06 mircea_popescu and in other http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-10#1822012 lulz : http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822363 is somehow an argument, but "all references circle back to usg" http://btcbase.org/log/2018-01-05#1764431 bothers none of the pondscum. "that is normal". of fucking course it is, of the SOVEREIGN. which happens to be tmsr, not some rando criminal org.
12:06 a111 Logged on 2018-06-10 15:18 mircea_popescu: if he hadn't heard of the third reich instrument of surrender he'd be going around his village singing "tomorrow belongs to me". as it is, he derps on the periphery of google. if he realised tmsr owns the world he'd be "community organizing" for you. and so on.
12:06 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 14:39 asciilifeform: meanwhile, reddit verdict : 'Are there any less tinfoiley sites that discuss this? All of the references circle back to him.'
12:06 a111 Logged on 2018-01-05 00:13 Matthew: you guys wrote this yourself right
12:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, my sluts don't score so much better.
12:07 mircea_popescu you have no fucking idea what sorts of punishments it takes to de-ingrain the "now irc link turns off" processes they have.
12:08 mircea_popescu it'd be easier to turn them out. ~literally~, this isn't some sort of rhetorical device. it would be easier to turn them into streetwalking whores than to turn them into sane people whose online presence has continuity.
12:09 mircea_popescu the amount of washing it takes to recycle imperial-farmed cunt into useful slavery is mindnumbing.
12:09 asciilifeform 'he will be a very well trained bear but never a world-class dancer' or how did it go.
12:09 mircea_popescu has nothing to do with it even.
12:09 mircea_popescu the better comparison is, 19yo who's been well trained to pick at her scabs.
12:09 mircea_popescu "bitch, stop fucking picking at it" "oh sorry master."
12:09 mircea_popescu 2 minutes later.... "MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
12:10 mircea_popescu but it's this unholy alliance of "it itches" vegetative signal and "pick at your scabs" low level motherly acculturation.
12:10 mircea_popescu (this, by the way, is why you shouldn't permit women to run the house. it's way too fucking easy for them to fritz-chip the jtags.)
12:10 mircea_popescu and the results are never good.
12:13 mircea_popescu (and for the gandalfs in the peanut gallery : streetwalking is ~hard~. short of infantryman during war, streetwalker has the hardest, most biodemanding job there is. which is why i respect them a lot more than i respect githikipedia contributors)
12:17 asciilifeform here's a historical lul that mircea_popescu might find stimulating. asciilifeform ( and his brother, and a whole generation of folx ) grew up with a certain orc '100 bytes of ram, but hey it's fucking programmable' little box, http://www.alfredklomp.com/technology/mk-61 . and the Official b00k for it ( http://publ.lib.ru/ARCHIVES/G/GAYSHTUT_Aleksandr_Grigor'evich/_Gayshtut_A.G..html ) had various games (typically you had to draw on g
12:17 asciilifeform rid paper, to work the labyrinths, tank battles, etc ) ;
12:17 mircea_popescu aha.
12:18 asciilifeform but as the '90s marched on, the thing did not, apparently, immediately fade away and die ( troo comps remained expensive, rare, until '93-'94ish ); so folx continued to write and circulate samizdat gamez : http://lordbss.pp.ru/pmk.html
12:18 mircea_popescu ha.
12:18 asciilifeform one of these was 'reactor control' , with realistic constants, you had to ramp up reactor, control the rods and the sodium pump etc, object was to get max power but avoid meltdown
12:18 mircea_popescu this is like saying, "Here's our companion games to a pair of dice".
12:18 mircea_popescu o hey.
12:18 asciilifeform so the hilarious bit, is that folx wrote variations on the theme, 'sim whore', 'bordello'
12:19 asciilifeform that were in effect EXACTLY 'reactor control', but instead of sodium pump litres/sec, probability of runaway, etc. it was 'fucks per day', 'probability of VD', 'prob. of arrest', etc.
12:20 mircea_popescu haha
12:21 asciilifeform ( and there were astonishing oddities of other kinds, for this humble machine, e.g. a 'tetris' where, lacking a graphical display, you had to instead pick a numeric column where the piece drops, and give another number representing rotation, and keep whole thing in yer head... )
12:21 mircea_popescu this, incidentally, is the true problem with nuclear reactors : exactly like the coffee grinder (see http://btcbase.org/log/2017-11-09#1735165 ), the probability of runaway is almost never 0.
12:21 a111 Logged on 2017-11-09 16:38 asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu earlier suggested , 'boltzmann distrib' of coffee speck velocities, almost certainly has high end that grinds pieces of your vessel into the output
12:21 asciilifeform orlol had a hilarious essay on subj
12:21 mircea_popescu somehow all the "opponents" never managed to FUCKING SAY THIS, the only actual, valid argument.
12:22 asciilifeform where he 'picture trying to hire world-class pianists, if occasionally grand piano exploded and took entire county with it'
12:22 mircea_popescu said everything else. then they want to talk about tin foils.
12:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, makes power, rather than beauty.
12:22 mircea_popescu truth of the marketplace is that a cent of power was always worth millions of beauty.
12:22 asciilifeform noshit.jpg
12:24 asciilifeform it is sorta hilarious how a good 50-60% of the popular (they were hand-copied, and machine had no nonvolatile memory, you had to throw in the proggy each time you flipped the power on ) gamez, were based on the very soviet-flavoured diff. eqn. models the factory manual suggested
12:24 asciilifeform 'land the capsule'
12:24 asciilifeform ( legendarily, soyuz actually carried mk-52, reportedly, on board, a sort of mk-61 with i/o connector, as backup to main comp )
12:25 mircea_popescu this is the fundamental difference -- in the original soviet, the little soviets were expected to plug selves into machine. which, while in a deeply feminine sort of way, is nevertheless somehow satisfying.
12:26 asciilifeform compared to life with this orc box, mircea_popescu was tsar and god with his z80 . but , behold, even in 100bytes you can do things.
12:26 mircea_popescu the new soviets, however, are expected to hold it in hand -- the machine's all chinesium.
12:26 asciilifeform all these calculators came with full schems btw
12:26 asciilifeform 'centerfold' in manual
12:26 asciilifeform complete with reference oscillograms. if yours dies (and not infrequently, it would) you were expected to repair.
12:27 mircea_popescu whole consumerist thing only really started in earnest after the soviets went away.
12:28 mircea_popescu meanwhile in oldies, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wA_0lSxkG8
12:28 asciilifeform the calculators, bk0010 ( tiny little pdp clone ! ), etc. is a sunken atlantis. it was all forgotten almost immediately when imported pc was carted in in qty
12:29 asciilifeform http://lordbss.pp.ru/pmk162.html << 'thief simulator'
12:29 mircea_popescu much like the killer micro was forgotten almost immediately once the handheld tivos were carted in qty.
12:31 asciilifeform 'killer micro' was colonized by microshit, and almost immediately began the march towards death, 'how do we keep plebes from copying gamez', culminating in today's boxen.
12:31 mircea_popescu none of the girls own a desktop, you realize this ?
12:32 mircea_popescu "oh, i got my phone".
12:32 mircea_popescu bitch... a phone is a computer in the sense your slit's a cock.
12:32 asciilifeform ye olde mk61 is moar of computer. even tho poor orcistan never even invented soldermask, pcb was bare, like if i made it here in my kitchen.
12:32 asciilifeform cuz you could actually program! it.
12:34 mircea_popescu anyway. i'm starting to think i'll simply add a "owns desktop" disqualifier to the list.
12:34 asciilifeform disqualifier?
12:34 mircea_popescu it's how it worked in the 90s, right, you went to a new kid's house, had no computer could not be friends, evidently underclass only good to shine your shoes.
12:34 asciilifeform oh aa
12:34 asciilifeform qualifier, then?
12:34 mircea_popescu why should this have ever changed.
12:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, well, "no computer, you can't play" is a disqualifier. "obedient, you've made it" is a qualifier.
12:34 asciilifeform aa then makes sense
12:35 * asciilifeform realizes that he doesn't actually know anybody in meatspace, even elderly relatives, who does not own a desktop of ~some~ form
12:35 mircea_popescu you know it's like >pi per capita here ? i recently counted, it's a scandal.
12:35 mircea_popescu PLUS a pile of various laptops.
12:36 asciilifeform of course orc owns pile of laptops. orc will never throw anything away.
12:36 mircea_popescu no, they all work.
12:36 asciilifeform sure
12:36 asciilifeform why shouldn't they work.
12:37 mircea_popescu lmao. most common orc sentence re laptop includes "dun work"
12:37 asciilifeform ( often there'll be half a kg of dirt in the ductwork, but thing will still work, after a fashion )
12:37 mircea_popescu but eg why should i throw out http://btcbase.org/log/2018-01-31#1778739 ? even if it's used once in a month, you fixed it for me, it's going in the tmsr museum
12:37 a111 Logged on 2018-01-31 13:56 mp_en_viaje: in other "thanks goodness computer means programmable machine", i have here this hp elitebook. it has the backlight permanently welded to "retina cancer". the "function" key bs works for everything else EXCEPT setting the brightness, fn-f9 does 0.
12:37 asciilifeform ( btw another reason c101pa would be a spiffy orc lappy -- it's got no fans/ducts )
12:37 mircea_popescu no, i know.
12:38 asciilifeform lol i recall that thing, it was, what, 3kg ?
12:38 mircea_popescu car's got what 3 ? 400 HP under the hood ? let it work.
12:39 asciilifeform i recall when it was fashionable to make 'car comp'
12:39 mircea_popescu in the immortal words of barry fitzgerald, "let a good piece of machinery earn its fuel"
12:39 asciilifeform thing went in the boot , display on long cable , hanging somewhere near gearshift
12:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, i recall it too. i was fucking there! the motorola "cell phones" you could maim someone with, and the inductor computers, and so on.
12:40 asciilifeform aha! them
12:40 mircea_popescu before ac units, even.
12:40 asciilifeform not whole globe needs ac, tho
12:40 asciilifeform ( ac was ~unknown on asciilifeform's homeworld )
12:41 mircea_popescu not where i lived, either. but in the shitplain of southern romania ? very fucking needed.
12:41 asciilifeform http://lordbss.pp.ru/pmk149.html << 'escape from gulag'
12:42 mircea_popescu haha. bullocks included ?
12:42 asciilifeform nah , moar of a 'wumpus'
12:42 asciilifeform prolly there was a spicier ver. with bullocks, whole orchestra.
12:43 asciilifeform interestingly, a major puzzler was 'how to rng'. most folx used some trigonometric crapola; it ~worked..
12:43 * mircea_popescu off to the dungeosn. bbl!
12:43 asciilifeform laters.
~ 17 minutes ~
13:01 asciilifeform !!up loper_os_cr50
13:01 deedbot loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
~ 17 minutes ~
13:18 asciilifeform loper_os_cr50: hello ?
~ 1 hours 9 minutes ~
14:28 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I can ask. Is the PCB already in Uruguay?
14:28 asciilifeform nope
14:28 asciilifeform not unless BingoBoingo can find a c101pa in uy
14:28 asciilifeform ( if he does, i'ma pay for it )
14:29 asciilifeform !!up apt-get
14:29 deedbot apt-get voiced for 30 minutes.
14:29 asciilifeform apt-get: hello ?
14:29 apt-get hi
14:29 apt-get I just got d/c'd
14:29 asciilifeform what brings you to #trilema , apt-get ?
14:29 apt-get just here to lurk in general
14:30 asciilifeform apt-get: i recommend to read the logs
14:30 asciilifeform beats the shit out of plain lurking
14:30 apt-get I've been doing that a bit yesterday
14:30 asciilifeform apt-get: http://btcbase.org/log/
14:32 asciilifeform apt-get: use the search box to find subjects that interest you
14:32 asciilifeform and then get yerself a proper nick, and register gpg key with deedbot , and become a person
14:33 apt-get >get yerself a proper nick
14:33 apt-get rude tbh, I've been using this one online for quite some time
14:33 asciilifeform well if you ~want~ to be known as apt-get...
14:34 asciilifeform apt-get: do you speak ru ?
14:34 apt-get asciilifeform, nope
14:34 asciilifeform damn
14:35 apt-get I've been interested in learning it for quite some time though
14:35 asciilifeform in re 'rude', the starting point is http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-07#1536618
14:35 a111 Logged on 2016-09-07 23:49 asciilifeform: alice_: do you know expression 'ĐČ Ń‡ŃƒĐ¶ĐŸĐč ĐŒĐŸĐœĐ°ŃŃ‚Ń‹Ń€ŃŒ ŃĐŸ сĐČĐŸĐžĐŒ устаĐČĐŸĐŒ ĐœĐ” Ń…ĐŸĐŽŃŃ‚' ?
14:36 apt-get I see
14:37 apt-get the reason I keep using this nick is because it's quite handy to have personal info drowned out in a sea of noise when someone tries to look it up
14:38 apt-get I'm more interested in that kind of persona rather than adopting an identity meant to be recognized
14:39 trinque how can you expect someone to care about "rude tbh" if you pride yourself on being unrecognizable
14:40 trinque this assuming for the moment that such things aren't immediate and reliable signs the speaker's an idiot
14:42 apt-get I wasn't actually offended or anything, it's just banter
14:51 danielpbarron http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=from%3Aapt-get << sea of noise, parted
14:59 asciilifeform !!up |\n
14:59 deedbot |\n voiced for 30 minutes.
14:59 asciilifeform |\n: hello ?
14:59 |\n o/
15:00 |\n what is the normal channel "flow", meaning how would i even ask a question if i got one
15:00 |\n just to know if it is even possible
15:00 asciilifeform |\n: ideally, you go and register gpg key with deedbot. then , let's say i rate you, and then you can speak whenever you have something to say.
15:00 |\n aha, cool! thanks asciilifeform
15:00 asciilifeform alternatively , somebody might give you voice, such as now , and you can speak for 30min.
15:01 asciilifeform |\n: recommend to read the logs, and make use of the search
15:01 trinque one might, say, introduce himself, like even my cat does when he walks into the room
15:01 |\n well it was fast i admit, now i'd better shut up because it brings too much crap to logs, got my answers, thanks
15:02 trinque |\n: nah you don't get off that easy. you're from .ru ?
15:02 asciilifeform |\n: as trinque points out -- you will get much more enthusiastic audience if you introduce yourself, and register a key, establish as person
15:02 |\n trinque, i'm just a dude that sometimes hears of phuctor and things that include links to the blog, i like what i see, cool pals discuss it, i'd like to track more of it, whatever it is
15:03 |\n i am, russia
15:03 trinque cool, there are several russian speakers present
15:04 trinque what do you do |\n ?
15:05 |\n apart from things unspeakable on freenode i love to bring up tor relays and i got a job as an admin of shitty place
15:05 |\n so i doubt theres anything remarkable i could tell about myself heh
15:07 asciilifeform |\n: i noticed today that there is 0 discussion of cr50/h1 in ru net
15:08 asciilifeform |\n: how about you go and fix this
15:08 asciilifeform the english people are clinically retarded. let's try the civilized world, how about.
15:10 |\n good shout, sure i got my miserable excuses, since i'm not media person, i constantly attempt to tell about such things to people who show interest, but the scales are as miserable as my excuses hah
15:10 asciilifeform |\n: use what you have.
15:10 asciilifeform !!up swiftgeek
15:10 deedbot swiftgeek voiced for 30 minutes.
15:10 asciilifeform swiftgeek: hello ?
15:11 swiftgeek doing simple fact checking, http://www.loper-os.org/?p=2433 doesn't mark clearly fritz chip
15:11 asciilifeform swiftgeek: slightly better photo from today, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822393
15:11 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 15:35 asciilifeform: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/h1.jpg << observe, cr50 has buncha test pads. i bet half a dozen of these, are used for factory fillup.
15:11 swiftgeek oh now i see that violeet thing
15:11 swiftgeek sneaky
15:12 asciilifeform swiftgeek: if you want to talk to the cr50 in your unit, all you need is the simple cable in http://www.loper-os.org/?p=2415 article
15:12 asciilifeform cr50 will appear on /dev/ttyUSB0
15:12 swiftgeek asciilifeform: nope i'm here for fact checking, from #libreboot
15:12 asciilifeform you will get a (very limited, pretty much all you can do is to read version strings and gpio voltages) command prompt
15:13 swiftgeek also if you somehow damage C201PA irrecoverably please don't trash them
15:13 swiftgeek that board itself needs to be reversed (PCB)
15:13 asciilifeform swiftgeek: i do not currently have a 201
15:13 asciilifeform i am however accumulating a pile of c101pa boards
15:14 asciilifeform and definitely interested in getting one xrayed. you got an xray machine, swiftgeek ?
15:14 |\n even if something is not clear - hardware is full of shit, supplying any trust towards vendors is as stupid as saying that someone might now have some private keys from whatever, being it an IT or automotive industry (pick any), i believe that is why some papers on standards that might shed light on ways of how proprietary things (that belong to owners) work
15:14 swiftgeek nope and won't help
15:14 swiftgeek asciilifeform: what we need is to tear down board layer by layer
15:14 |\n are pricey
15:14 swiftgeek asciilifeform: http://en.qi-hardware.com/wiki/Sciphone_Dream_G2#PCB_layers
15:15 asciilifeform swiftgeek: even simple xray would give you basic info, such as the number of balls in the bga, and possibly the routes of the test pads (it ain't a very crowded pcb)
15:15 swiftgeek if starts align properly i will be doing something similar for kgpe-d16
15:15 asciilifeform but ideally yes, would strip it properly
15:15 swiftgeek asciilifeform: also decap the damn chip
15:16 asciilifeform yes
15:16 swiftgeek and sent it to zeptobars or what they were called
15:16 swiftgeek yep them https://zeptobars.com/en/read/Espressif-ESP8266-wifi-serial-rs232-ESP8089-IoT
15:16 swiftgeek it's definitely in interesting category
15:16 asciilifeform all i've been able to find is that 1) it is an arm cortex-m , prolly licensed 2) started life as fpga ( see google's src, comments repeatedly refer to earlier vers as 'fpga' , then , later, 'g-chip' )
15:16 asciilifeform it also has onboard flash
15:16 asciilifeform ( the cr50 rom is ~not~ kept in the winbond spi rom where the boot loader ( google's crippled coreboot ) lives )
15:17 swiftgeek asciilifeform: well in thinkpads we have fun gate array
15:17 swiftgeek that we are reversing
15:17 swiftgeek (PMH-* )
15:17 asciilifeform swiftgeek: in re cr50, i am specifically interested in whatever factory test pads exist , with which the thing may be filled up with initial fw on manufacture
15:17 swiftgeek asciilifeform: well you should be only concerned first about black boxing it
15:17 asciilifeform if these are found, and found to work, it is likely to be the shortest path to proper jailbreak
15:18 asciilifeform black boxing ?
15:18 swiftgeek ie. it doesn't look like a necessary component to me
15:18 asciilifeform unfortunately it is
15:18 swiftgeek so making something equivalent first would be beneficial
15:18 asciilifeform they moved power supply init into it
15:18 swiftgeek asciilifeform: that's what i mean by that :D
15:19 swiftgeek it sounds like you can replace it easily by some dumb components
15:19 asciilifeform swiftgeek: see https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/board/cr50/gpio.inc ( what is known of the pin functions )
15:20 swiftgeek asciilifeform: so it's necessary and it's like PMH but with mcu?
15:20 asciilifeform so far we know that it handles the power button signal; the reset magic combo on the kbd; and the 3.3v rail bringup. it also handles the usb debug functionality that you get with the cable linked earlier
15:20 swiftgeek what i mean is
15:20 swiftgeek is host communicating with it to do something important to keep machine alive?
15:20 asciilifeform but conceivably you could , at some expense, come up with a pad-for-pad substitute, and lift the thing, then solder to the balls
15:20 swiftgeek or is it just some stupid bloat
15:21 asciilifeform swiftgeek: the way it is connected now, the box won't actually power up without it
15:21 swiftgeek asciilifeform: well you only need to do it once
15:21 asciilifeform not once, but for each unit
15:21 swiftgeek asciilifeform: after that once you have confirmed model of black box and from then you can figure out something way more efficient
15:22 asciilifeform swiftgeek: asciilifeform's orig plan was to sell cleansed c101pa machines. if this said cleansing requires lifting a bga, and attaching a manufactured replacement , we will be talking about considerably different cost than if the machines can be cleansed in 10min via software, via debug snake.
15:22 asciilifeform makes sense ?
15:22 swiftgeek asciilifeform: i'm only speaking about doing it once in history xD
15:22 swiftgeek one unit no more
15:23 asciilifeform sure, but i want 1000+ units, rather than 1 elaborately handcrafted.
15:23 swiftgeek asciilifeform: the point is to take some lessons from that 1 unit
15:23 swiftgeek it will be silly if end result is just few modwires :>
15:24 asciilifeform google's src already contains everything you need, in theory, to make a hypothetical benign replacement for cr50
15:24 asciilifeform that ~only~ brings up 3v, etc
15:24 asciilifeform however this approach is expensive, in manual labour, and its cost borders on that of simply making new machines from 0
15:24 asciilifeform which makes it of secondary interest to us
15:24 swiftgeek eh
15:25 asciilifeform and as soon as we start doing it, they'll start pouring epoxy, and then cost goes up yet again
15:25 swiftgeek i'm telling you that it will be simpler to do it once and this way confirm every part of it
15:25 swiftgeek looking at some code you found there isn't the same as poking the actual thing
15:26 asciilifeform swiftgeek: if you'd like to take a c101pa and deball the bga and try this, and post article, i promise to read
15:26 asciilifeform sadly i am not currently equipped for such an experiment
15:26 swiftgeek WEP852D+
15:26 swiftgeek they are cheap
15:26 asciilifeform i have a very similar machine
15:26 swiftgeek ok skip WEP, it's a whitelabel thing
15:26 asciilifeform that's not the sticking point
15:27 swiftgeek it's a tiny bga chip that you can remove yourself easily
15:27 asciilifeform sticking point is to solder to the balls
15:27 swiftgeek hmm
15:27 asciilifeform yes anybody can lift bga ( tricky to do without cracking the board, but doable if you are patient )
15:27 swiftgeek not tricky xD
15:27 swiftgeek asciilifeform: x200t already requires a bit of rework
15:27 asciilifeform soldering however many balls are under it, to bodge wires, and attaching logic analyzer etc, is the headache
15:27 |\n in terms of labour there are many people who would lift it and reflow for 5-10 usd per operation, even here in russia, but epoxy will ruin such perfect model =)
15:28 asciilifeform what you'd want, is to solder an interposer b/w the cr50 and the pcb
15:28 asciilifeform and get a trace of all of the signals
15:28 asciilifeform ( if you simply lift it, there'll be no signals, board doesn't come up )
15:28 swiftgeek |\n: it's not that big chip xD
15:29 swiftgeek for something that silly cleaning it up will take order of magnitude more than rework xD
15:29 asciilifeform swiftgeek: out of curiosity, what's your interest in this particular box ?
15:29 asciilifeform coreboot dev ?
15:29 swiftgeek nothing , it went up on reddit
15:29 asciilifeform aah
15:29 asciilifeform !!up |\n
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15:30 swiftgeek asciilifeform: if somebody will end up with dead c201pa in eu then hopefully i will get it for teardown if they remember
15:30 asciilifeform swiftgeek: if you register a gpg key with deedbot, you will be able to voice yourself
15:30 asciilifeform !!help
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15:30 asciilifeform ^ instructions
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15:30 asciilifeform swiftgeek: why do you need a dead unit, why not buy fresh one
15:31 asciilifeform ultra-low budget project ?
15:31 swiftgeek asciilifeform: e-waste, i'm against it
15:31 asciilifeform not really possible to thoroughly reverse things without creating a pile of rubbish, sadly
15:31 swiftgeek using e-waste for research pretty much lowers amount of it
15:31 asciilifeform i'm on my 2nd board..
15:31 swiftgeek asciilifeform: sure it is , it's the best way
15:32 swiftgeek but c201pa isn't very popular and people forget about me
15:32 swiftgeek with thinkpads we had much more fun
15:32 asciilifeform to be clear, asciilifeform is working with c101pa .
15:32 swiftgeek we pretty much understand in full depth what thinkpad is
15:32 asciilifeform ( i do not yet know what is in the 201pa )
15:33 |\n any intel on supply chain of this stone? had to ask
15:33 asciilifeform not currently
15:33 asciilifeform |\n: best suspicion thus far is that it is a 'hardcopy fpga' (cheap, relatively, method for getting chip baked, they apply a custom metallization mask to a stock crystal)
15:33 |\n any other devices with the extra similar one (even with brushed label)?
15:34 swiftgeek and remember that silly thing where people claimed that quality of thinkpads plummeted since IBM stopped making thinkpads and lenovo took over?
15:34 swiftgeek as if there was some noticeable change xD
15:34 asciilifeform |\n: only chromebook. afaik all recently-rolledout units, have it
15:34 asciilifeform swiftgeek: i definitely noticed the change.
15:34 swiftgeek IBM didn't make a single thinkpad since at least T20
15:34 asciilifeform having used ~every thinkpad made.
15:35 swiftgeek T line belongs to USI till T400/500, then lenovo took over
15:35 asciilifeform swiftgeek: if you are a thinkpad aficionado, there is a patched x60 bios in the logs, iirc 2015
15:35 asciilifeform we have several people here, using it
15:35 swiftgeek asciilifeform: i'm from #libreboot , dev :)
15:35 asciilifeform aa
15:36 asciilifeform swiftgeek: i actually started with attempt to port generic coreboot to c101pa, and ended up finding the cr50 by accident
15:36 swiftgeek asciilifeform: TrackPoint is 80C51 blob so we are reversing that too :)
15:36 asciilifeform neato
15:36 asciilifeform c101pa also includes a trackpad with flashable blob fw
15:36 swiftgeek well traskpoint is mask rom
15:36 asciilifeform thus far i know nothing about it aside from the update/reflash mechanism (it is done via the ec)
15:36 asciilifeform i also have a sample fw blob
15:36 asciilifeform but this is for much later.
15:37 swiftgeek but patents are expiring so it's really pressing to make libre trackpoint, even at scale modem
15:37 swiftgeek *model
15:37 asciilifeform personally, i'd consider a box with no trackpad function, to be usable
15:37 asciilifeform but perhaps that's just me
15:38 swiftgeek anyway so far you have took some guesses that it's a infeon chip right?
15:39 swiftgeek it certainly doesn't look like one
15:39 asciilifeform swiftgeek: to complete the picture, my initial interest in cr50 was in the debug functionality; the thing can override #WP signal and rewrite the EC and boot roms , via usb snake. so it'd be quite convenient to have access. however the factory firmware locks it.
15:39 asciilifeform it is not an infineon, this is more or less certain
15:39 asciilifeform google baked it as a replacement for the infineon.
15:40 swiftgeek machine is from 2013?
15:40 asciilifeform ( i cannot rule out the possibility that it was built in cooperation with, or at the facility of , infineon; it is stamped 'TWN' so this is at least theoretically hinted )
15:40 asciilifeform swiftgeek: 2018
15:40 swiftgeek huh?
15:40 asciilifeform i uncrated it in end of april
15:40 swiftgeek asciilifeform: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/h1_fritz_chip.jpg
15:40 asciilifeform !!up swiftgeek
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15:40 swiftgeek from this pic, what's the newest date code ?
15:41 swiftgeek winbond is from 2011
15:41 asciilifeform that winbond's been in production since early 2000s
15:41 asciilifeform ( it's the bootloader fw, btw )
15:41 swiftgeek sure but they are not using old stock
15:41 asciilifeform the c101pa itself was introduced in '17
15:41 swiftgeek ah 101pa
15:42 swiftgeek i confused the 2 for 1 and this is the thing?
15:42 asciilifeform the h1 is the item in the right hand side of the photo
15:42 asciilifeform marked in purple
15:42 swiftgeek lol correct
15:42 asciilifeform 'H1B2C'
15:42 swiftgeek asciilifeform: so that whole time i was thinking this is c201pa
15:42 asciilifeform aa
15:42 asciilifeform nope
15:43 swiftgeek asciilifeform: what's the name of the board?
15:43 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa_open.jpg << machine
15:43 swiftgeek asciilifeform: yeah i only care about board xD
15:44 asciilifeform swiftgeek: here's a flatbed scan of the board, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822396
15:44 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 15:41 asciilifeform: for completeness, http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/mb_top.jpg + http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/mb_btm.jpg ( apologies for the sad photos, they came out of a flatbed, evidently not ideal tool for this job )
15:44 swiftgeek c201pa is called speedy
15:44 asciilifeform this one is 'bob'
15:44 asciilifeform also apparently was known as 'gru' in early in-house versions
15:44 swiftgeek pretty awful but again wifi on m.2 card
15:44 asciilifeform ( according to amstan , a fella from #linux-rockchip who introduced himself as one of the designers, but is rather tight-lipped )
15:44 swiftgeek so if anything comes you can replace it lol
15:45 asciilifeform wifi is soldered down on these
15:45 swiftgeek asciilifeform: is it connected over sdio or pcie or usb?
15:45 asciilifeform but in theory you can plug in usb wifi etc
15:45 swiftgeek asciilifeform: yes correct
15:45 swiftgeek asciilifeform: m.2 comes in many form factors
15:45 asciilifeform swiftgeek: the wifi ? on this one ? seems to be on pci bus
15:45 swiftgeek asciilifeform: great then you can replace it !
15:45 asciilifeform with reballing etc. lol.
15:45 swiftgeek no reballing lol
15:45 swiftgeek it's m.2 card
15:46 asciilifeform there's no socket on the pcb
15:46 asciilifeform the module is soldered on
15:46 swiftgeek yep
15:46 swiftgeek i can't guess dimensions properly so let's assume it's the same as with c201pa
15:47 swiftgeek M.2 Type 1216
15:47 asciilifeform swiftgeek: you can infer exact dimension from the usbc jack
15:47 asciilifeform ( or the plain usb3 )
15:48 swiftgeek shitty sparklan example http://www.sparklan.com/p2-products-detail.php?PKey=77ffCKwjlQdwb8Ih1Lte5lnBX2_gCozga_6dk6DCy0s&WNSQ-261ACN(BT)
15:48 asciilifeform yep looks like the same footprint
15:49 asciilifeform how would you go about lifting it without ending up reflowing the internals?
15:49 swiftgeek be sane
15:49 asciilifeform prolly would need ir preheater for the underside ?
15:49 swiftgeek not necessarily IR preheater or anything fancy but (any) preheater would be nice
15:50 swiftgeek due to bending and stresses due to differential heating
15:50 asciilifeform aha
15:50 swiftgeek still with patience it shouldn't do that even if you don't have preheater
15:50 swiftgeek and it kinda depends on thermal mass in that area
15:50 asciilifeform swiftgeek: if you end up doing it, plz consider publishing the procedure
15:51 swiftgeek why xD
15:51 swiftgeek it's normal thing
15:51 swiftgeek asciilifeform: grab yourself pile of e-waste and practice on that :>
15:51 asciilifeform like anatomical practice on corpses, the approach has its obvious limits
15:51 asciilifeform ( waste pcb won't tell you that you have not reflowed/mutilated/stress-fractured something )
15:52 swiftgeek except that level up is grab pile of e-waste
15:52 swiftgeek and fix them
15:52 asciilifeform at any rate i am not presently concerned with the 80211 card
15:52 swiftgeek wistron thinkpads are pretty decent when it comes to repair
15:52 asciilifeform thus far i know how to cut power to it, and this suffices for my purpose
15:52 swiftgeek (X series till x230 afair)
15:52 asciilifeform ( its rail is controlled via EC )
15:53 swiftgeek X240 was made by compal-lenovo joint venture
15:53 swiftgeek and afair end result was worst aspect of them both combined
15:53 swiftgeek (compal alone makes the best boards for debugging /repair)
15:53 swiftgeek you can diagnose compal board in 5 minutes flat
15:54 swiftgeek (given schematics and boardview)
15:54 asciilifeform currently i am not very interested in intel iron
15:54 swiftgeek asciilifeform: well compal makes tons of things xD
15:54 asciilifeform hence investigation of c101pa and similar
15:54 swiftgeek remember osmocombb moto things?
15:54 swiftgeek compal made them afair xD
15:55 asciilifeform https://osmocom.org/projects/baseband/wiki/MotorolaC123 << these ?
15:55 swiftgeek yep
15:56 swiftgeek yeah compal :D
15:57 asciilifeform swiftgeek: given your introduction ( http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822589 ) i assume you may be interested in verifying fact that cr50 is not a subfunctionality of the ordinary (i.e. kept in winbond spi ) bootrom or the EC controller ('nuvoton' arm , visible in right hand of photo ). this is very simple to do:
15:57 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:11 swiftgeek: doing simple fact checking, http://www.loper-os.org/?p=2433 doesn't mark clearly fritz chip
15:58 asciilifeform disable the spi boot rom using the method shown in http://www.loper-os.org/?p=2382 article. then insert the 'suzyq' debug cable, shown in http://www.loper-os.org/?p=2415 ;
15:58 asciilifeform you will observe that you are still able to communicate with the machine
15:58 asciilifeform because you are talking to cr50, which is active at all times, even when 'off'
15:58 asciilifeform and it does not rely on the cpu (referred to as 'AP' in google's srcs)
15:58 asciilifeform or the EC
15:59 swiftgeek welp that's interesting and if it spews out a lot of uart then it's most likely running on some core
15:59 asciilifeform it runs on the h1 device pictured in h1.jpg.
15:59 asciilifeform in fact , if you are so fond of lifting bga, lift the cpu , the spi rom, and the ec, and you will find that you still get the /tty/USB0 shell
16:00 asciilifeform !!up |\n
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16:00 swiftgeek oh it's an entire shell?
16:00 swiftgeek that's interesting for sure
16:00 asciilifeform btw you will get EC uart on /dev/ttyUSB1
16:00 asciilifeform and cpu uart ( from the rk3399 ) on /dev/ttyUSB2
16:01 asciilifeform the latter , you can get root shell on, on stock machine if it is in dev mode
16:01 swiftgeek asciilifeform: then i would really recommend finding dead one and sending chip to zeptobars
16:01 asciilifeform swiftgeek: i intend to send a unit to zeptobars in near future. i do not however expect any interesting result, afaik no 22nm or similar density device has ever been publicly reversed
16:02 swiftgeek asciilifeform: why would you expect that llol
16:02 swiftgeek i doubt it will be below 65nm
16:02 asciilifeform got example of a successful public reversing of any recent (i.e. post-1995) crystal ?
16:02 asciilifeform i'd luvv to be proven wrong on this subj
16:03 swiftgeek xtal? who reverses that? :D
16:03 asciilifeform not clock crystal, lol
16:03 asciilifeform i mean, asic die.
16:03 asciilifeform sorry, ru world terminology
16:03 swiftgeek asciilifeform: they are marked usualy on die
16:03 swiftgeek no need to reverse really, just look at it
16:04 asciilifeform lol i was not speaking of timing xtal
16:04 swiftgeek hopefully layers won't need to be removed
16:04 asciilifeform given as it is a tpm/drm crock of shit, i fully expect false metal masks and the other joys of 'tamper resistence'
16:04 swiftgeek but if they are bunch of dicks then first visible layer will be just metal blocking chip from the view
16:04 swiftgeek asciilifeform: is it TPM for real?
16:04 swiftgeek or do you just call it that
16:05 asciilifeform swiftgeek: look in the src, it incorporates tpm
16:05 asciilifeform i.e. 100% replacement of the old infineon they formerly used
16:05 swiftgeek then yeah inform zeptobars about the need to remove metal layers
16:05 swiftgeek it will make for interesting post lol
16:06 swiftgeek sigh i think i lost video about removing layers xD
16:07 asciilifeform the sad bit is that it is many yrs of labour, to go from even a high quality die shot, to functionality
16:07 swiftgeek asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSW8dZeE1yM
16:07 swiftgeek asciilifeform: you won't :D
16:08 asciilifeform it so happens that i know how decapping etc is done.
16:08 swiftgeek the point is to see something in it
16:09 asciilifeform swiftgeek: my specific interest is to get arbitrary code exec on the device.
16:09 asciilifeform rather than, say, to fill photo album with pretty pics.
16:09 swiftgeek asciilifeform: sure but not looking can double the work
16:09 asciilifeform swiftgeek: out of curiosity, what would you look for in a die shot ?
16:10 swiftgeek asciilifeform: possible theories of what PMH7 is were pretty wild till we realized it's TC200G
16:10 swiftgeek i finally realized from leftover clues
16:10 swiftgeek but it would be clearly marked on the die as well
16:10 asciilifeform i, for instance, would like to know which fpga was their starting point. and where its factory test pads are.
16:10 asciilifeform and whether there is any mechanism to inhibit them
16:10 asciilifeform !!up swiftgeek
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16:11 swiftgeek yep and all that you will learn from photo of zeptobars
16:11 asciilifeform ideally
16:11 asciilifeform !!up loper_os_cr50
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16:11 swiftgeek + you can take some educated guesses
16:11 asciilifeform swiftgeek: even more ideally, would learn this without waiting for decaps.
16:11 asciilifeform but this is still in progress.
16:11 asciilifeform loper_os_cr50: hello ?
16:11 swiftgeek well you will see standard cell library
16:11 swiftgeek eventually somebody will match it to factory
16:12 asciilifeform swiftgeek: you know how this usually ends, right ?
16:12 swiftgeek asciilifeform: just like via matched their to what asmedia stole from them
16:12 |\n imaginary, just in theory, can it be some ST72264G2
16:12 swiftgeek fun case
16:12 asciilifeform the way it usually ends, is that we learn something useful just in time for the device to go out of print.
16:12 swiftgeek asciilifeform: remember that recent AMD chipset from amdflaws?
16:13 asciilifeform which is what the designer was banking on when he put in the false metallization layers etc.
16:13 asciilifeform sure
16:13 swiftgeek asmedia made it, using standard cell library stolen from VIA
16:13 swiftgeek and i was wondering why we don't see so much VIA chipsets anymore xD
16:14 swiftgeek https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/USCOURTS-cand-5_14-cv-03586/pdf/USCOURTS-cand-5_14-cv-03586-10.pdf
16:14 swiftgeek oh wait that's another filing lol
16:15 asciilifeform at any rate, my current approach will be to do some fuzzing of the cr50 console and slave spi interfaces
16:15 swiftgeek this one https://insight.rpxcorp.com/litigation_documents/12326879
16:15 asciilifeform if i can exploitably crash the thing , my job is done
16:15 asciilifeform see also http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822402 .
16:15 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 15:46 asciilifeform: one interesting observation, is that the update mechanism lets you flash in arbitrary crapola into 'rw' section ( it simply won't jump to it if it doesn't pass rsa(sha256(payload)) ) . so theoretically could put a nop sled there, ending with jump into the magic half of unlock routine. and then expose the thing to beta/gamma, and perhaps in a few months it will Do The Right Thing
16:16 swiftgeek anyway back to the name
16:16 swiftgeek asciilifeform: do you know what is the name of the board yet or not ?
16:16 swiftgeek it's often close to coreboot name
16:16 asciilifeform what do you mean by 'name' ?
16:16 asciilifeform google's product code is 'bob'
16:17 asciilifeform dev version of same, was 'gru'
16:17 swiftgeek bob ? xD
16:17 swiftgeek microsoft bob?
16:18 asciilifeform https://www.chromium.org/chromium-os/developer-information-for-chrome-os-devices << see vendor's chart.
16:18 asciilifeform September 1, 2017 Asus Chromebook Flip C101PA Bob rk3399 etc
16:19 swiftgeek yeah then judging from c201pa entry
16:19 swiftgeek it's called bob
16:19 asciilifeform you will find the string in the boot rom fw also
16:19 swiftgeek that will make for shitty search results in google
16:20 swiftgeek bob repair guide
16:20 swiftgeek lol
16:20 asciilifeform there is very little to be had in the search results, other than the src repo itself
16:20 swiftgeek they are doing this shitty naming on purpose
16:20 swiftgeek so i won't find anything xD
16:21 asciilifeform c101pa finds various retailers, and, if you dig persistently, asciilifeform's www, and that's currently more or less it.
16:21 asciilifeform to be fair, it's a pretty recent box.
16:22 swiftgeek ok can't find anything on any usual suspects
16:23 swiftgeek it should appear about now for that device
16:24 asciilifeform swiftgeek: here, btw, is the factory boot rom (crippled coreboot) from that winbond : http://loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/factory_rom.bin
16:24 asciilifeform you can extract strings from it, and see which bob rev etc
16:24 swiftgeek asciilifeform: repair guide is something that asus supplies for their devices
16:24 swiftgeek it's just a block diagram and power sequencing / tree
16:24 asciilifeform repair guide only shows you how to get the box open, really
16:24 swiftgeek no xD
16:24 swiftgeek it doesn't show that at all xD
16:25 asciilifeform not much use ( it is not difficult to open, and the c100pa published disassembly applies to this one, the screws are in same places )
16:25 asciilifeform there is nothing usefully removable on the mb, aside from the heat sink
16:25 asciilifeform so i'm not sure what you expect to find in a vendor repair book
16:25 swiftgeek just board shots from 2 sides with few testpoints, block diagram and power sequencing / tree
16:25 swiftgeek that's it
16:25 asciilifeform aa
16:25 asciilifeform i have a pretty good idea of the power sequencing, from reading the ec and cr50 srcs
16:25 asciilifeform but sure.
16:26 swiftgeek asciilifeform: so if you have some asus authorized repair shop
16:26 swiftgeek bring cookies
16:26 swiftgeek and vodka
16:26 asciilifeform lol what does 'repair shop' do aside from swapping mb
16:26 asciilifeform ( i do it right here with 10min of work )
16:26 swiftgeek silly stuff like fuses apparently
16:27 swiftgeek asciilifeform: i don't consider swapping a board as repair
16:27 asciilifeform yes in china there are repair shops that lift bga etc.
16:27 asciilifeform but you will not find these in usa.
16:27 swiftgeek i thought you were in russia
16:27 asciilifeform nope
16:27 asciilifeform that was |\n
16:27 swiftgeek ah
16:27 swiftgeek then just bring cookies and whatnot
16:28 swiftgeek it never hurts trying
16:28 asciilifeform i don't see this as a productive line of probing
16:28 swiftgeek (at the end of their shift)
16:28 asciilifeform board-swapping monkeys.
16:28 swiftgeek nah
16:29 swiftgeek you need to at least check some points c'mon
16:29 asciilifeform srsly, try walking into repair with chromebook. 'we can reset this for you for $50', lol
16:29 swiftgeek asciilifeform: i would bake cookies and bring them some xd
16:30 asciilifeform the schem, for instance, is not given to repair contractors. or i would already have found it.
16:30 swiftgeek they are
16:30 swiftgeek asciilifeform: sometimes it's schematics sometimes it's boardview alone only
16:30 swiftgeek asciilifeform: if something ever leaks it first appears on chinafix xd
16:30 asciilifeform right
16:30 asciilifeform and it ain't there.
16:30 asciilifeform last i saw.
16:31 swiftgeek what i mean is that chromebooks aren't popular in china
16:31 asciilifeform fwiw i don't have any use for anything short of the schem
16:31 swiftgeek so likeliness of it leaking on its own is tiny
16:31 asciilifeform i have already identified all of the major components
16:31 swiftgeek asciilifeform: well lol, it's about netlist
16:31 asciilifeform well yes, the schem
16:31 asciilifeform fwiw the only nonstandard chip is the h1.
16:32 swiftgeek we need it to have something proper
16:32 asciilifeform everything else, is off-the-shelf
16:32 swiftgeek otherwise you are literally reversing open source code to figure out something that is presented clearly and for sure in boardview/schematics
16:32 swiftgeek that m.2 module thing took seriously way too much time for us xD
16:33 asciilifeform according to amstan , the fella claiming to be a designer of c101pa , everything connected with cr50 is deeply trade secret, and shared with no one outside of google.
16:33 swiftgeek i only realized it when investigating some newer SSDs
16:33 swiftgeek pfffff
16:33 asciilifeform but i have no way to verify the truth of what he said, aside from noticing that there is 0 discussion anywhere on the net, aside from #trilema and my www, of the h1.
16:33 asciilifeform ( if you know of a counter-example, please link )
16:34 swiftgeek together with your explanation of purpose of the chip
16:34 swiftgeek it's not possible xD
16:34 swiftgeek either chipie does far less or the thing is secret
16:35 asciilifeform so far my only clue that h1 actually runs the given fw , is that i was able to flash in a vendor update : http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-08#1821699 and ended up with a slightly different, in the ways suggested by the src, console
16:35 a111 Logged on 2018-06-08 17:15 asciilifeform: i was able to flash in the https://gsdview.appspot.com/chromeos-localmirror/distfiles/cr50.r0.0.10.w0.3.4.tbz2 image ; it supports a few moar commands, including 'rma open' returned-to-factory unlocker thing. but result was , unsurprisingly, 'with notes from hitler only' : http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/c101pa_unlock_nodice.txt
16:35 swiftgeek asciilifeform: anyway authorized repair shop has ridiculous amount of tools to diagnose board
16:35 asciilifeform https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/chip/g/ << starting point re console functionality ( locked and unlocked )
16:36 swiftgeek whether they use it or not it's up to them xD
16:36 swiftgeek just like apple geniuses
16:36 swiftgeek with that amount of tools you could fix those devices during a coffee break xD
16:37 asciilifeform a chinese shop could, for instance, mount the http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa_dbg.jpg ( 'google servo' ) connector, on to the vacant pads. BUT this does not give me anything that i do not already have via the 'suzyq'.
16:38 swiftgeek libreboot thinkpad doesn't have it easy, neither BSDLs nor XOR test chains are described for our montevina targets
16:38 asciilifeform not to mention that i do not have the 'servo' device, nor see anything to be won from building it ( it gives access to the consoles, which i already have, and spi, which i already have via soldered probes, and that's it. )
16:38 swiftgeek asciilifeform: ask paulk-*
16:38 asciilifeform the fella in #rockchip-linux ?
16:38 swiftgeek * signifies device paulk is connecting from
16:38 swiftgeek #libreboot / #coreboot at least
16:39 asciilifeform paulk-gagarine ?
16:39 swiftgeek yep
16:39 asciilifeform seems that we have already spoken
16:39 asciilifeform see the june 9 log.
16:39 swiftgeek gagarine is the machine
16:39 asciilifeform ( their chan's )
16:39 asciilifeform https://irclog.whitequark.org/linux-rockchip/2018-06-09
16:39 swiftgeek so don't be confused if he logs from different node xD
16:40 asciilifeform fella seemed quite surprised that h1 exists at all
16:40 swiftgeek sure it was planned and everything was so pompous about it
16:40 swiftgeek i didn't know they have actually made it finally
16:40 asciilifeform at any rate i encourage folx who think that i dreamed it all, to build the snake ( i posted schem ) and do the exact experiment suggested earlier in http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822821 .
16:40 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:57 asciilifeform: swiftgeek: given your introduction ( http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822589 ) i assume you may be interested in verifying fact that cr50 is not a subfunctionality of the ordinary (i.e. kept in winbond spi ) bootrom or the EC controller ('nuvoton' arm , visible in right hand of photo ). this is very simple to do:
16:40 swiftgeek and included in commercial device at that
16:41 asciilifeform !!up swiftgeek
16:41 deedbot swiftgeek voiced for 30 minutes.
16:41 asciilifeform !!up hl`
16:41 deedbot hl` voiced for 30 minutes.
16:41 asciilifeform hl`: hello ?
16:41 hl` Hi.
16:41 swiftgeek asciilifeform: anyway if you can tell i care a lot about e-waste and such chipie is creating serious problems
16:42 asciilifeform what brings you to #trilema, hl` ?
16:42 hl` I'm a longtime owner-control advocate.
16:42 hl` I found your blogpost on lobste.rs.
16:42 asciilifeform swiftgeek: as far as i'm concerned , all boxes not yet cured of fritz are 'ewaste'
16:42 asciilifeform swiftgeek: as soon as they roll off the conveyor.
16:42 swiftgeek asciilifeform: well if you want to blame google/asus sure
16:42 swiftgeek but don't actually treat them like that
16:43 asciilifeform hl`: please read the chan logs and make use of the search, before asking q, http://btcbase.org/log/
16:43 hl` Sure.
16:43 swiftgeek it's kinda like neighbouring country dumping some trash in forest of other country
16:44 swiftgeek *in your country
16:44 swiftgeek while it's illegal dump, you have to deal with it nevertheless
16:44 asciilifeform swiftgeek: i personally am more annoyed at rubbish masquerading as computer, than by general-purpose rubbish
16:44 asciilifeform ( and by the total unavailability, other than as antique, of actual computer )
16:46 swiftgeek hmm let's take last ditch detour, FCC ID
16:46 swiftgeek asciilifeform: i can tell at the very least it doesn't look like anything ROHM would make (the chip)
16:47 asciilifeform swiftgeek: UAY-W8997-M1216
16:47 asciilifeform as printed on bottom of chassis
16:47 swiftgeek yeah another one of those modular certification
16:47 asciilifeform doesn't give much .
16:48 swiftgeek just m.2 module
16:49 swiftgeek asciilifeform: https://fccid.io/UAY-W8997-M1216/Letter/Modular-Approval-Request-3270024
16:49 asciilifeform right
16:49 swiftgeek it's a new form of getting FCC certification
16:49 swiftgeek and you get confirmation on size
16:49 swiftgeek m.2 1216
16:50 asciilifeform swiftgeek: understand, i have a quite specific aim in re this machine, outlined in http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822866 . i do not particularly care re the irrelevant details, e.g. the shape of the antennae in m2, or the exact diameters of the screw holes, etc.
16:50 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 20:09 asciilifeform: swiftgeek: my specific interest is to get arbitrary code exec on the device.
16:50 swiftgeek asciilifeform: sure, but you can replace card :)
16:50 asciilifeform i can also 'replace the card' by switching off its power rail via ec and inserting usb nic dongle.
16:51 asciilifeform so this part is not so interesting imho.
16:51 asciilifeform but i will add, cr50 also hangs from same vreg's enable line and can switch it... back on
16:51 asciilifeform ( afaik strictly via the console, but this remains to be determined )
16:52 asciilifeform i've established that cr50 ~will~ accept fw update if ver is incremented and rsa signature is valid. so anybody with google's rsa key and 10 seconds of physical access can insert new fw into cr50.
16:53 swiftgeek asciilifeform: ditto for any other TPM
16:53 asciilifeform ( this was possible because i purchased a unit having cr50.r0.0.10.w0.3.3 fw )
16:54 swiftgeek what i'm annoyed about is that infeon is not distributing updates directly to consumers
16:54 swiftgeek so if somebody has separate module they are left vulnerable
16:54 asciilifeform swiftgeek: the typical x86 pc 'infineon' etc tpm, cannot do such interesting things as overriding bios write protect, accessing microphone, etc
16:54 asciilifeform so 'it's a tpm' is not anything like whole story.
16:54 swiftgeek asciilifeform: it kinda can in very specific circumstances
16:54 asciilifeform i am not particularly interested in infineon, you can safely desolder it from any box that has it
16:54 asciilifeform and render it harmless
16:54 swiftgeek sure
16:55 swiftgeek would be nice to have nicer implementation with riscv :D
16:55 asciilifeform cr50 however is 'glued with broken glass'
16:55 asciilifeform i fucking hate riscv
16:55 asciilifeform !#s riscv
16:55 a111 7 results for "riscv", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=riscv
16:55 asciilifeform it was designed by wreckers
16:55 asciilifeform and pushed under false pretenses
16:55 swiftgeek j2 would be fine too
16:56 asciilifeform it is not difficult to design a usable cpu, if you don't need bincompatibility with anything
16:56 asciilifeform fabrication, is the rub.
16:56 swiftgeek well it's already implemented in mass produced devices
16:57 asciilifeform other than as fpga softcore -- where ?
16:57 swiftgeek nvidia gpus
16:57 asciilifeform ahahahaha
16:57 asciilifeform no thx.
16:57 swiftgeek it's a start
16:57 asciilifeform it is no start.
16:57 asciilifeform nvidia is on same shitlist as intel
16:57 asciilifeform and for same reason.
16:57 swiftgeek sure but they will chip into contributing to toolchain
16:57 asciilifeform fuck riscv. it was deliberately designed with no arithmetical carry, to cripple cryptography.
16:58 swiftgeek how does j2 compare? :P
16:58 asciilifeform j2 at least has the virtue of being small, and fitting in ice40 fpga.
16:59 swiftgeek so does picorv32
16:59 asciilifeform ( or maybe not quite fitting, but it's close )
16:59 asciilifeform understand, i can have ice40 boards to fit lappy chassis roll off conveyor in 6mo, if i want.
16:59 asciilifeform but would like to try cleansing commercial arm64 board, first.
17:00 asciilifeform if none can be cleansed -- we make from scratch, yes.
17:00 swiftgeek yeah i was just saying about having TPM module implemented in open manner
17:00 asciilifeform why the FUCK would you want 'open' manacles ?
17:01 asciilifeform what does it even mean.
17:01 asciilifeform how about NO manacles.
17:01 swiftgeek then everything would need to be implemented properly in SoC
17:01 hl` no, TPMs _can_ be used to secure your own stuff if _you_ control them
17:01 hl` not really trustworthy if they have non-free firmware on them, but theoretically they have a use case
17:01 asciilifeform hl`: nope.
17:02 swiftgeek hl`: not exactly that case either
17:02 asciilifeform they're a nsa boobytrap, sold under the fraudulent pretense of 'security'
17:02 asciilifeform over in the civilized world, we http://trilema.com/2013/how-to-airgap-a-practical-guide/ our crypto.
17:02 asciilifeform no magic chips needed.
17:02 swiftgeek hl`: it depends on root of trust being somewhere else
17:02 asciilifeform whole concept of 'root of trust' is a crock of shit.
17:02 swiftgeek otherwise it can be pretty easily replayed
17:02 asciilifeform we don't pki, and we don't ssl.
17:03 hl` that doesn't protect against physical attacks.
17:03 swiftgeek hl`: you don't need physical attack there really
17:03 asciilifeform hl`: i am not interested in buying iron that specifically protects against everybody-but-nsa physical attack.
17:03 asciilifeform and i am definitely not interested in iron that protects against ~my~, the owner's, physical attack.
17:03 asciilifeform my machine. i read or flip whatever fucking bits i want.
17:03 swiftgeek hl`: if you have more devices on same bus you can figure out something to sniff it, and later replay
17:04 swiftgeek hl`: but OTP root of trust is not a solution either
17:04 hl` yes, exactly. i'm talking about the use of owner-controlled TPMs to secure against other parties.
17:04 asciilifeform tell me again why i would want 'tpm' if i have an airgapped 1990s machine for all computations on secrets.
17:04 swiftgeek hl`: especially when you think about reselling the device
17:05 asciilifeform you don't resell crypto hardware, you thermite it
17:05 asciilifeform in a barrel.
17:05 asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2014/spy-stuff/ << like this.
17:05 swiftgeek asciilifeform: it depends on having root-of-trust (tpm isn't it), then it's a fun store of secrets
17:06 asciilifeform my 'root of trust' is iron that i assembled with own hands, out of soviet components, and sealed with glitter polish. fuck fritz tpm.
17:06 swiftgeek if there is no root of trust on device then it's just another layer of obfuscation
17:06 hl` there's not really that much point to tpms if physical attacks aren't in your threat model. if they are, they can provide resistance against evil maids, etc.
17:06 asciilifeform hl`: how much do you like google's tpm, which opens in 3 seconds to 'evil maid' with the magic rsa key ?
17:07 swiftgeek hl`: softbrick in thinkpad provides resistance against evil maids :)
17:07 hl` asciilifeform: completely unacceptable in my view, since it's anti-owner control.
17:07 hl` to be clear, any company which ships chips fused to only run their code gets a 'fuck you' from me
17:07 asciilifeform whole concept of 'tpm' is explicitly counter to owner control. starting from when it was called 'palladium' and pushed by ms.
17:07 swiftgeek hl`: 1. lock device in dock (with key), softbrick, profit
17:07 hl` asciilifeform: not exactly. the fundamental premise is just to measure the computing environment - this can be used to pro-owner ends if you control the tpm.
17:08 asciilifeform this is the fundamental fallacy that resulted in a market empty of honest iron.
17:08 asciilifeform if i cannot audit the contents of the device, it is impossible to prove the nonexistence of magic key.
17:08 hl` pretty much - agreed that TPMs with nonfree firmware (i.e. all of them which currently exist) are pretty dubious for that reason.
17:09 swiftgeek yep
17:09 hl` (especially since they have a bloody _firmware update_ capacity. !)
17:09 asciilifeform crypto on single-die device of modern (i.e. past 25 yrs ) manufacture, is a losing proposition.
17:09 asciilifeform no matter how you cut it.
17:09 swiftgeek hl`: we have seen plenty mask rom exploits already
17:09 hl` swiftgeek: hmm, can you elaborate?
17:09 asciilifeform swiftgeek: go and maskrom-exploit my made-in-zelenograd-in-1985 cpu.
17:10 swiftgeek hl`: not really, but whether medium is ro or rw it doesn't matter
17:10 swiftgeek it still has ram and you can exploit it
17:10 swiftgeek ram and cpu *
17:10 asciilifeform !#s specificity of diddling
17:10 a111 50 results for "specificity of diddling", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=specificity%20of%20diddling
17:10 hl` Sure. Honestly, I'm surprised nobody has managed to dump decrypted Intel microcode yet. Seems to me you could probably accomplish something with glitching.
17:10 asciilifeform ^ starting point for discussion.
17:10 swiftgeek hl`: and nobody dumped yet trackpoint code either :>
17:11 swiftgeek and it's just a silly 80c51 mcu
17:11 swiftgeek without ADC
17:11 asciilifeform we were discussing 'hardware which you trust to do rsa exponentiation' , neh
17:11 asciilifeform !!up swiftgeek
17:11 deedbot swiftgeek voiced for 30 minutes.
17:11 swiftgeek asciilifeform: yep it needs to be open otherwise lol
17:11 asciilifeform which resolves to 1) i wrote the code 2) i know that the die was not built in advance to subvert the functionality of said code
17:11 asciilifeform !!up hl`
17:11 deedbot hl` voiced for 30 minutes.
17:12 asciilifeform 'open' isn't worth a sparrow's fart, per se
17:12 asciilifeform if you cannot determine via physical means that the proggy as-published is actually executing on the given device
17:12 asciilifeform it, and no other
17:12 asciilifeform this is physically ~impossible with e.g. 60nm
17:13 swiftgeek you wouldn't go below 65nm if you are sane for tpm
17:13 swiftgeek cost / power efficiency / tooling
17:13 asciilifeform speaking of all recent (sub-2uM , really) densities
17:13 swiftgeek and reliability /yield
17:14 swiftgeek asciilifeform: we can go far with maskless lithography :P
17:14 asciilifeform let's take an example of trustworthy iron : K573RF4 ( https://eandc.ru/pdf/mikroskhema/k573rf4.pdf )
17:14 hl` asciilifeform: that's actually an interesting idea - i've toyed with a similar idea previously, though for different applications. basically, my idea was to come up with some way of algorithmically generating algorithms such that the algorithm generator can know the correct answer computationally easily, but where the structure of the algorithm is highly randomised such that it resists analysis in the
17:14 hl` general case - basically using the halting problem as a trapdoor function.
17:15 swiftgeek asciilifeform: those packages are expensive and cute :)
17:15 swiftgeek hl`: google chip fingerprinting
17:15 asciilifeform this is an eprom. and i've had them in physical possession long enuff to know that they weren't touched by fucking nato. and , on top of this, i can physically photo the crystal without decap.
17:15 swiftgeek DARPA was messing with that a lot
17:15 hl` i.e., you'd have to solve the halting problem to write a program which can analyse the generated programs in the general case, meaning that any computational malevolence (compromised silicon, etc.) can only compute the result of the algorithm by executing it unless someone solves the halting problem
17:16 asciilifeform hl`: this is a perpetuum mobile.
17:16 swiftgeek asciilifeform: no this is qualcomm modem code
17:16 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2015-08-12#1236209 << see also thread
17:16 a111 Logged on 2015-08-12 17:41 ascii_field: (see also, for similar lulz, 'whitebox cryptography')
17:16 asciilifeform swiftgeek: yes, and it's snake oil.
17:16 swiftgeek to what?
17:16 swiftgeek everybody knows it burns eyes
17:16 asciilifeform it exists strictly to slightly increase the headache for reversers, and is not interesting tech from my pov
17:17 swiftgeek well a lot for researchers
17:17 swiftgeek and not at all for anyone trying to exploit it xD
17:18 asciilifeform at any rate there does not currently exist ANY usable crypto algo, of any purpose, for which a complexity class reduction to any class is known.
17:18 asciilifeform and in particular a reduction of ~every~ generated key, rather than avg case.
17:19 asciilifeform there is not even a proof that the difficulty of rsa is equivalent to that of factoring.
17:19 asciilifeform ( and there is no known complexity class pindown of factoring. )
17:19 asciilifeform if anybody told you otherwise, he is a dirty liar, and probably selling snake oil.
17:20 swiftgeek nah i was just referring that qcom code is generating code that generates to generate code that (....)
17:20 asciilifeform back upthread -- discussion of 'roots of trust' WILL start with , at the very MINIMUM, iron where i can fucking see the transistors through optical microscope. and never with anything else.
17:20 asciilifeform any other notion of 'root of trust' is fritzian.
17:21 swiftgeek goldberg machine made out of code
17:21 * asciilifeform brb, teatime
17:23 swiftgeek hl`: anyway only with proper root of trust you can measure all stages with tpm
17:23 hl` swiftgeek: yeah.
17:23 swiftgeek otherwise i will exploit other device on the bus and replay it remotely
17:24 swiftgeek and in x86 case that happens to be EC
17:24 hl` that's actually a fair point too. as implemented in e.g. PCs nowadays, even putting the closed firmware issues aside, the way they are integrated is _not_ secure. they're just connected using open pins to the CPU, you could easily replay everything
17:24 swiftgeek (or worse - ME)
17:25 hl` (see TPM reset attacks. the TPM specification people claim that these were fixed with TPM1.2, this is not correct however)
17:25 swiftgeek yep that makes it possible even with root of trust
17:26 swiftgeek but exploiting TPM firmware so much that it resets
17:26 swiftgeek and TPM implemented so poorly that it doesn't reset x86 with it
17:26 swiftgeek meh
17:28 swiftgeek anyway so far there is no root of trust implemented in SoC that respect end user
17:30 swiftgeek anyway that covers everything for me, i can only wait for more docs to appear (or dead boards)
17:30 swiftgeek bye o/
17:40 asciilifeform in one ear and out the other, apparently .
17:42 * asciilifeform apologizes to log reader for having allowed this waste of time to clutter the chan.
17:44 asciilifeform if anyone was puzzle re naggum's remark concerning 'read only brains' -- here they are!
17:44 asciilifeform *puzzled
17:54 BingoBoingo <hl`> that doesn't protect against physical attacks. << Buy a dog and carry a hammer
17:56 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: somehow the derps obsess with 'wife replaced while you sleep' scenario. aaaand then go on to advocate elaborate tpmdildo that makes this scenario actually workable.
17:56 asciilifeform via nobus.
17:59 asciilifeform rotten old fungus man rms, you can say whatever about, but he was exactly on target re how this particular item will go, back in '97. first, 'it only stores keys, harmless!' ( and won't give'em up to usg Because Reasons ... ) then 'ok now it can rewrite fw' 'yer lying, they Would Never!11!!' '...'
17:59 BingoBoingo Well for most people, wife replaced while they sleep would probably be +EV
18:00 asciilifeform lol
18:05 BingoBoingo And with the read only brains, only hope they have is that they are interesting enough to an MP for them to recieve their exploitable crash that re-enables write access.
18:05 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: it isn't clear to me, what, if anything, these folx wanted, other than to waste our time.
18:05 asciilifeform 'go to repair shop!' the cheek.
18:06 BingoBoingo that, or to repeat the "common" process they are sure gets done all the time.
18:06 asciilifeform it isn't clear that all of their derpery has to date added up to any 'gets done'
18:06 asciilifeform considering e.g. libreboot
18:06 asciilifeform and its continued derping with intel
18:07 asciilifeform !#s libreboot
18:07 a111 95 results for "libreboot", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=libreboot
18:07 asciilifeform ^ dun forget what they're famous for..
18:07 BingoBoingo Trannygate
18:07 asciilifeform aaha
18:12 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823179 << phunphakt, asciilifeform ( in ascii_butugychag period ) was a slave in precisely that bit of idiocy, sat in the peanut gallery at the derp committee, etc
18:12 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 21:15 swiftgeek: DARPA was messing with that a lot
18:12 asciilifeform ( http://btcbase.org/log/2017-09-15#1714991 << see also. )
18:12 a111 Logged on 2017-09-15 23:48 asciilifeform: kanzure: i spilled the beans from a similar darpa conference that i attended, in the heart of the beast itself, few yrs back ( it's in the l0gz, spoiler : multilinear map homomorphic crypto is bunkum ) and still waiting for gasenwagen
18:13 asciilifeform afaik boneh et al are still there, still pushing the same lulzoil
18:15 BingoBoingo Well, living in the land of Mate crackpipes you get to see this behavior taken to extremes. They are playing the game where they TRY to burn as many man hours as possible in an unproductive manner.
18:16 BingoBoingo Productivity is dangerous. In Uruguay the danger is raising the bar and taking away from crack pipe time. In DARPA land the dangers being fended off are myriad.
18:17 asciilifeform in darpa land they do what in civilized world is called 'ĐŸŃĐČĐŸĐ”ĐœĐžĐ” бюЎжДта'.
18:18 asciilifeform (i.e. snarfing up that delish printolade like there's no tomorrow )
18:19 asciilifeform each wunderwaffen has a seekrit committee , with nsa-vetted gentry, and a larger nonseekrit ('commercial'), for ladling out grantolade to academics and quasiacademics
18:19 asciilifeform seekrit committee generally concerned with specifics of applications (i.e. anything where you gotta know the identity of intended victim, say)
18:20 asciilifeform the nonseekrit -- with the bulk of the implementation detail.
18:23 asciilifeform upstack, observe the lulzfest, where http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823026 and then http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823205 demands fritz on-die in cpu ! for 'security!'
18:23 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 20:42 hl`: I'm a longtime owner-control advocate.
18:23 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 21:24 hl`: that's actually a fair point too. as implemented in e.g. PCs nowadays, even putting the closed firmware issues aside, the way they are integrated is _not_ secure. they're just connected using open pins to the CPU, you could easily replay everything
18:23 asciilifeform 'pleeeze, pleeeeeze make it secure from MY OWN HANDS!!!'
18:24 asciilifeform 'pleeeze make it so only obama can read with nobus key!!'
18:28 asciilifeform the very notion that anything whatsoever happening on a nato-produced 22nm die is 'owner controlled'...
18:30 asciilifeform they dun make tards, apparently even, like they used to. i swear , the tards from 10y ago were not this thick.
18:31 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823242 << naaah BingoBoingo , see, different thing. the crack smokers for the most part only burn ~own~ time. ~these~ folx, they want to burn yours, and mine.
18:31 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 22:15 BingoBoingo: Well, living in the land of Mate crackpipes you get to see this behavior taken to extremes. They are playing the game where they TRY to burn as many man hours as possible in an unproductive manner.
18:32 asciilifeform it'd be one thing if, say, google dev showed up and 'yes i'ma pgp to mircea_popescu the magic key', or even 'here's the schem'. but nooo, instead they come to 'explain' to us how 'tpm can be used to benefit you' .
18:33 asciilifeform because somehow this is not insulting to the intelligence of the fucking fruit fly stuck to my display. not even speaking of the l1 lordship.
18:34 danielpbarron crack smokers will burn any time they can get ahold of, granted they generally glob onto other cracker smokers of the have-money-to-buy-more variety
18:35 asciilifeform certainly.
18:36 trinque perhaps the compartmentalized nonsense factory is not such a strong longterm strategy
18:36 trinque for one, I'd expect anyone who spent enough time in one to come out the other side schizophrenic
18:36 asciilifeform trinque: ever meet these folx in the flesh ?
18:36 trinque gladly, never.
18:36 asciilifeform they're exactly like eichmann, perfect little marvels of industrious compartmental schizoid
18:37 asciilifeform usg cultivates these, from childhood
18:38 asciilifeform see e.g. http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822328 re their public end.
18:38 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 01:35 asciilifeform: https://archive.li/A4vO1 << various lulz in re that famous octopus.
18:39 asciilifeform one autist sqeals in delight designing shutter for the drone camera, another -- the rocket proximity cap, another -- likes to draw cute little octopi; etc
18:39 asciilifeform not 1 would be caught dead giving half a shit re what it all adds up to
18:40 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-16#1584061 << see also.
18:40 a111 Logged on 2016-12-16 14:31 mircea_popescu: japan got buldozed chiefly because of the utterly immoral attitude of thinking people at the time.
18:47 asciilifeform BingoBoingo ( and other awake folx ) , plz to point future 'fact checker' i_came_from_reddit folx, to http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822821 + http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822990 etc, if i'm off in meatland
18:47 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:57 asciilifeform: swiftgeek: given your introduction ( http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822589 ) i assume you may be interested in verifying fact that cr50 is not a subfunctionality of the ordinary (i.e. kept in winbond spi ) bootrom or the EC controller ('nuvoton' arm , visible in right hand of photo ). this is very simple to do:
18:47 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 20:35 asciilifeform: so far my only clue that h1 actually runs the given fw , is that i was able to flash in a vendor update : http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-08#1821699 and ended up with a slightly different, in the ways suggested by the src, console
18:48 asciilifeform or better yet, if they dun show signs of a half-working brain, just !!down , dun hesitate, 'ĐČашД ŃĐ»ĐŸĐČĐŸ, Ń‚ĐŸĐČарощ ĐŒĐ°ŃƒĐ·Đ”Ń€!'(tm)(r)
18:58 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i still find it lulzy how google apparently banked on nobody outside of their heathen pit getting hold of the fucking debug hose.
18:58 asciilifeform with which in 10 minutes you can verify that, yes, independent fucking fritz chip
18:58 asciilifeform !!up oda
18:59 deedbot oda voiced for 30 minutes.
18:59 mircea_popescu and in other news, i bought myself a meter and a half long spoon paddle.
18:59 asciilifeform oda: hello ?
18:59 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: sounds versatile
18:59 mircea_popescu hand crafted wood. dood was beffudled, didn't really even want to sell it to me. "it's for ovens".
18:59 oda Hi, just got here after reading the cr50 article on loper-os
19:00 oda Just wanted to lurk a bit and see what sort of chat goes on here
19:00 asciilifeform oda: you will definitely want to read the log ( http://btcbase.org/log/ ) and use the search box.
19:01 mircea_popescu mostly terrorism and sexual perversion.
19:01 oda asciilifeform: thanks, will do.
19:01 asciilifeform oda: you can start with today's , let's say from http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822562 point, the last set of cr50 people
19:01 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 18:59 deedbot: |\n voiced for 30 minutes.
19:01 mircea_popescu except for alf, he's militantly anti-technical.
19:01 asciilifeform more or less!11
19:03 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'm picturing the archaetypical baba yaga scoop
19:03 mircea_popescu just about, but flat. perfect buttwarmer.
19:03 asciilifeform http://volshebstvo.in.ua/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/baba-yaga-pech.jpg << for ref.
19:04 * asciilifeform bbl,meat
19:06 oda !!register pubkey-url https://tiuxo.com/Brian%20Clemens.asc
19:06 deedbot Provide a paste URL to the ascii-armored GPG public key or the full 40 character key fingerprint without spaces or dashes.
19:07 mircea_popescu and in other fuck-this-failed-civilisation, NO SHOP in all the fucking town had a proper beach towel. the chinese overlords have decided all towels must be up to 1/3 size and that's it. "i want a towel king bed size" "you mean sheets ?" "no dood. towel." "here's the towels." "these are small."
19:07 mircea_popescu eventually went to specialist store, bought 3 meters of double-width towel substance, had them rodeando it. 3 * 3500 + 3000 for the work = ~30 bux. now i have a proper beach towel, can seat five.
19:13 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822546 << it's sorta like naming yourself Brick Curb, but hey, if that's what you actually want...
19:13 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 18:33 apt-get: rude tbh, I've been using this one online for quite some time
19:14 mircea_popescu then again alf almost sounds like an anime character, doesn't seem to have hurt him any.
19:14 mircea_popescu o wow, that reminds me
19:15 mircea_popescu !#s "bee" "dog"
19:15 a111 114 results for "\"bee\" \"dog\"", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=%22bee%22%20%22dog%22
19:15 danielpbarron oda, also the true word of God
19:15 mircea_popescu !#s "alfer"
19:15 a111 67 results for "\"alfer\"", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=%22alfer%22
19:18 mircea_popescu hey Mocky : http://btcbase.org/log/2016-02-24#1413916 kinda lamost promises a case for saying alfer character ~is based on~ alf!
19:18 a111 Logged on 2016-02-24 04:23 mircea_popescu: omfg alf sees the world like a bee-dog : in black and white and all pixelated.
19:18 mircea_popescu as the whole bee-dog has been a thing for all these many years.
19:20 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822555 << why do you think so ?
19:20 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 18:37 apt-get: the reason I keep using this nick is because it's quite handy to have personal info drowned out in a sea of noise when someone tries to look it up
19:22 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822571 << are we talking, bipedal or quadripedal ?
19:22 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:01 trinque: one might, say, introduce himself, like even my cat does when he walks into the room
19:26 mircea_popescu oda, try putting it in p.bvulpes.com ; that tiuxo site uses some ssh bullshit / isn't on the web.
19:26 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822579 << you'd be surprised how narrow that set actually is.
19:26 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:05 |\n: apart from things unspeakable on freenode i love to bring up tor relays and i got a job as an admin of shitty place
19:29 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822603 << for the record, that made absolutely no sense.
19:29 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:14 |\n: even if something is not clear - hardware is full of shit, supplying any trust towards vendors is as stupid as saying that someone might now have some private keys from whatever, being it an IT or automotive industry (pick any), i believe that is why some papers on standards that might shed light on ways of how proprietary things (that belong to owners) work
19:29 mircea_popescu !!up oda
19:29 deedbot oda voiced for 30 minutes.
19:30 oda mircea_popescu: I got it working with the paste site in the deedbot help site. Also that tiuxo site is my site. Cloudflare filtering might have denied deedbot, I filter out China / Russia / Korea and a few useragent strings I was getting a lot of weird traffic from
19:30 mircea_popescu we don't generally support the idiocy known as https, so merely you not serving http may put you outside of the web.
19:30 mircea_popescu not to mention the whole pile of shit that's cloudflare.
19:30 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Well Google probably didn't exact anyone to care to look
19:31 mircea_popescu see http://trilema.com/2016/please-stop-using-dns-already-and-other-considerations/ to get an idea where the republic's coming from re all this "convenience" and web n.0 bs.
19:31 oda jej, so this is a cat-v type crowd?
19:32 mircea_popescu actually... worse.
19:32 mircea_popescu in fact, there was a collision at some point, where was it...
19:32 oda not that there's anything wrong with that. just that my convictions regarding software choices are a bit more moderate
19:32 mircea_popescu here : http://trilema.com/2016/cat-vorg-adnotated/
19:33 mircea_popescu tl;dr : cat-v was a bunch of dorks collected around a chosen kid, trying to do things. chosen kid died and they turned to scar tissue.
19:36 mircea_popescu different from, say, comp.lang.lisp archive in that a) their chosen kid wasn't naggum and b) they actually had gathered around properly, as opposed to the idiots on bbs, captive in their self-important notions of independence and other man-alone-isms.
19:36 danielpbarron i once triggered a guy to the point of thinking he might have his first fist fight, over anti-ssl, till his friend dragged him away
19:38 oda I enjoy following nerd drama but I try to stay out of arguments. Only one in recent memory was a bunch of people calling me an idiot for swapping on zram (which I kind of have to do on my shitty netbook)
19:40 mircea_popescu who cares about ram ?
19:40 mircea_popescu danielpbarron, was this at burning geek ?
19:42 danielpbarron lol yes
19:43 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822645 << this is retarded.
19:43 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:22 swiftgeek: asciilifeform: i'm only speaking about doing it once in history xD
19:43 danielpbarron i was wearing my openbsd shirt that read "Keep calm and abandon OpenSSL"
19:43 mircea_popescu we're not here to try and convince mommy that we're cool kids. we're here to fuck her in the ass until it prolapses, and leave her chained to a pole in the park where all the used needles are.
19:44 mircea_popescu because we don't love her secretly. we hate her, and quite fucking plainly.
19:44 danielpbarron guy says "and replace it with what??" to which I said "idk, libreSSL, but i'm not really a fan of ssl in general"
19:44 mircea_popescu lol.
19:44 danielpbarron and he flipped out, started accusing me of working with the enemy, got all shaky and had to be literally dragged away
19:45 mircea_popescu really, replace it with nothing. ssl is a braindead answer to a malformed question nobody asked.
19:45 mircea_popescu http is a ~stateless~ protocol. you need state, do something else. no, there may not be such a thing as a "website login", not anymore than there can be a planesubmarine.
19:46 danielpbarron speaking of the buring geek, bitcoin is (i suspect) a banned word/topic
19:46 danielpbarron it's "crypto" now
19:47 danielpbarron as in, anything else, just not bitcoin, that thing i told them years ago they shouldn't be spending on hotdogs and coffee
19:47 mircea_popescu well, they're the kids with no clue or skill, hoping to eat off the usg's printouts. what's to expect.
19:47 danielpbarron what i expected has come to fruition, nobody who would attend such an event can afford to buy bitcoin anymore
19:48 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822648 << can you step back from your own insanity, and look at how they fucked your head ? really, you're going to go through your entire life "taking lessons", ie not doing anything, because that's what they made you do it at the child abuse camp they call college ? and then what, you'll be 80 and dying on a borrowed mattress, and... what ? you'll have had all these lessons you "took" ? wh
19:48 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:23 swiftgeek: asciilifeform: the point is to take some lessons from that 1 unit
19:48 mircea_popescu ere the fuck did you take them ?
19:49 mircea_popescu you took nothing. start ~ACTUALLY~ taking. heads on pikes.
19:54 danielpbarron they have some app exibitors can use to promote where they'll be and what they are serving (i reserved a vendor campsite specifically for the purpose of provoking conversation about the Bible) -- i also mention in my "profile" that i'm a lord in the most serene republic of Bitcoin, which mysteriously gets removed. I add it again, removed again. They apparently don't mind a religious "cult" but not
19:54 danielpbarron of the bitcoin variety
19:55 mircea_popescu danielpbarron, should be a pretty decent heuristic indicator for you. one of the two things you're in is going somewhere, according to the beast.
19:55 ben_vulpes heh tmsr shadowbanned even at bm
19:55 ben_vulpes write it up, danielpbarron !
19:56 danielpbarron i'm working on an article that suggests otherwise, porcfest is too small a thing to go to such existential lengths
19:56 mircea_popescu heh.
19:59 danielpbarron they placed me next to the celebritarian muslim guy. idk if coincidence, but i'm glad -- the guy will be serving food, and food vendors attract all the foot traffic
20:01 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822678 << teenager looking for somewhere to teenage today, if it wasn't evident.
20:01 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:29 asciilifeform: swiftgeek: out of curiosity, what's your interest in this particular box ?
20:04 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822694 << jesus fuck how fucking braindead can you get! let ~everyone else~ not use fucking computers, holy shit. there's a reason http://trilema.com/2016/the-megawatt-standard/ already!
20:04 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:31 swiftgeek: using e-waste for research pretty much lowers amount of it
20:04 mircea_popescu waste is the most important signal of social hierarchy. that's what it's fucking for.
20:06 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822702 << being worked on, but so far seems alf is actually exactly right, whitelabel arm cortex.
20:06 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:33 |\n: any intel on supply chain of this stone? had to ask
20:07 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822705 << not so far identified.
20:07 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:33 |\n: any other devices with the extra similar one (even with brushed label)?
20:08 BingoBoingo Seriously 1. People who make lots of trash 2. people who make some trash 3. People who collect trash with donkey carts 4. People who collect trash with trash bags 5. People who sleep in trash
20:08 mircea_popescu not even bad for a first approx!
20:09 BingoBoingo The structures that become part of your reality in the bananastan too cold for growing bananas
20:12 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822727 << idem.
20:12 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:37 asciilifeform: personally, i'd consider a box with no trackpad function, to be usable
20:12 BingoBoingo The trash mining sector of the economy here is probably the third largest behind Tourism and Agriculture depending on the order those two sort themselves into.
20:15 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-12#1823382 << i accidentally nuked the trackpad on my current test unit, so i got this!11
20:15 a111 Logged on 2018-06-12 00:12 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822727 << idem.
20:15 asciilifeform ( btw when it's Trooly Cured i'ma put it up for auction, mircea_popescu-style )
20:16 asciilifeform 'rapebook ser no 0001' or such.
20:16 mircea_popescu haha cool.
20:18 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-12#1823375 << except, it ain't a proper arm cortex, but a softcore-arm in (metallization)fpga. cuz i suspect somebody read the Logz re specificity-of-diddling
20:18 a111 Logged on 2018-06-12 00:06 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822702 << being worked on, but so far seems alf is actually exactly right, whitelabel arm cortex.
20:19 asciilifeform ( picture, an imp of satan actually reading and learning sumthin' )
20:19 mircea_popescu "whitelabel", how'd you call it ?
20:19 asciilifeform well 'whitelabel arm' implies a proper physical one with the engraving sanded off. which i suspect this one is emphatically not.
20:20 mircea_popescu custom metallization of cortex arm ?
20:20 asciilifeform this one is something like a xilinx but with metal rom instead of the usual LUT rom.
20:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: this is a pestilentially-common product; arm co licenses the .verilog
20:20 mircea_popescu "the thing they'll do for you if you buy 100k" ?
20:20 asciilifeform and you stuff it into a fpga with a couplae custom periphs
20:20 asciilifeform right.
20:20 asciilifeform i found the custom periph btw, or at least 1 of them
20:20 asciilifeform it's the usb tty
20:21 asciilifeform the tpm bullshit doesn't seem to use much (or any) custom logic, the crypto is in the c src
20:22 mircea_popescu cheaper that way
20:22 asciilifeform https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/chip/g/hw_regdefs.h << register list ( warning: coupla MB ! )
20:22 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822805 << wait, wairt, you got that ?!
20:22 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 19:52 asciilifeform: thus far i know how to cut power to it, and this suffices for my purpose
20:23 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: yep. but see the caveat in $thread.
20:23 mircea_popescu wait, this is major.
20:24 asciilifeform aside from that, this is almost the perfect mircea_popescu lappy in this one respect : the 802.11 card is on own little dildo corner of pcb, you could prolly remove it with a saw.
20:24 asciilifeform and have the box still run.
20:24 asciilifeform see the pcb photos from earlier today.
20:24 mircea_popescu heh
20:24 mircea_popescu so major progress after all ?
20:24 asciilifeform not on cr50
20:24 asciilifeform the rest of the box is pretty simple matter, in comparison
20:25 asciilifeform ( rk3399 is a bog-standard rockchip, very similar to the one in pizarro pilot plant, but with 6 cores instead of 4 )
20:25 mircea_popescu wait, wait. did you get the power or didn't you ? what are we talking about here ?
20:25 asciilifeform as in , did physically test yet ? nope
20:26 asciilifeform just found the wire.
20:26 mircea_popescu but your objection to "just hammer the damned thing off the board" was "won't be able to power up, controls the 3v line". and now you found bypass ?
20:26 asciilifeform WIRELESS_GPIO_WLAN_POWER in vendor's turd.
20:26 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: we're talking about different chips
20:26 mircea_popescu mmmm
20:27 asciilifeform hammer objection was in re cr50, this massive toad that sits in the middle of the board b/w errything and damn near errything else
20:27 asciilifeform wireless is the little iron shielded box in the corner, the thing 1 of the earlier folx referred to as 'm2'
20:27 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/mb_top.jpg << in far upper right.
20:27 mircea_popescu alright.
20:27 asciilifeform with the black sma cable.
20:28 mircea_popescu i got excited.
20:28 asciilifeform lol
20:28 mircea_popescu this log is painful to fucking read.
20:28 asciilifeform it is, innit
20:29 * mircea_popescu is tempted to ask this tard to not show up again.
20:29 asciilifeform i have hard time picturing him showing up again
20:29 asciilifeform either him or the other 'tpm is good for you' d00d
20:31 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823343 << picture this, monkey man actually thought asciilifeform is a neet , satisfied with idea of hand-diddling 1 quasi-working,opensores-style box
20:31 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 23:43 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822645 << this is retarded.
20:31 asciilifeform 'look ma i have linuxbios'
20:32 mircea_popescu i need a unicode for the new york jew handwave.
20:32 mircea_popescu *baaaaah*
20:32 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> i need a unicode for the new york jew handwave. << Gaza http://qntra.net/2018/06/israeli-knesset-quietly-disqualifies-equality-bill-maintain-the-jewish-majority-even-if-it-violates-rights/
20:33 mircea_popescu lol
20:33 BingoBoingo | << Pictogram
20:34 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823338 << they have a 'seekoority is what comes in ssl bottle, it's how we seekoore our tor darkmarketrons' idiocy stack baked into their hindbrains
20:34 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 23:36 danielpbarron: i once triggered a guy to the point of thinking he might have his first fist fight, over anti-ssl, till his friend dragged him away
20:34 asciilifeform generally speaking incurably
20:34 mircea_popescu i dunno all that much work was put into curing.
20:34 asciilifeform because multilayer psychosis ultimately rooted in 'mother will provide me with what to suckle' wedge.
20:34 mircea_popescu perhaps.
20:35 asciilifeform cure, if indeed possible, has to begin there.
20:35 asciilifeform far even from computer.
20:35 asciilifeform what is 'pki'ism even, if not 'from ur-mother will the blessed milk flow down'
20:36 Mocky i was into tor, dark markets. now cured
20:36 danielpbarron i didn't have time to explain. he triggered quickly
20:37 mircea_popescu Mocky, what did it ?
20:37 asciilifeform Mocky: we had a fella coupla yrs ago, Framedragger, who struggled with the disease and in the end relapsed.
20:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, just because disappeared does not in fact mean relapsed.
20:37 asciilifeform hard to say for certain.
20:37 asciilifeform i suspect strongly -- relapsed.
20:37 Mocky was cured first time i saw 'yeah this dns exploit reveals everything' immediately saw whole things as crock of shit
20:37 danielpbarron it's a common reaction from those who know they aren't in the know to those who think they are, that my perscsription is bunk
20:38 mircea_popescu Mocky, could we then say there was nothing there to cure in the first place ?
20:39 Mocky i suppose idiocy not baked into hindbrain
20:39 mircea_popescu this is the problem. education only ever succeds on some and never on others, in which case what sort of technology is it, really.
20:39 mircea_popescu i wouldn't be impressed with gravel mill that only milled some gravels.
20:39 mircea_popescu nor would i call it a gravel mill.
20:40 asciilifeform depends what means 'some', neh. if it handily spits out diamonds, say...
20:40 Mocky unless sorting is part of 'education succeeds'
20:40 mircea_popescu just because it's useful dun mean it's a tech.
20:40 asciilifeform Mocky: it's the ~only part.
20:41 mircea_popescu Mocky, but classification and engineering are distinct vocations.
20:41 asciilifeform all engineering begins with classification. ( see also http://btcbase.org/log/2016-01-19#1377640 )
20:41 a111 Logged on 2016-01-19 21:55 ascii_butugychag: the whole point of engineering is to cut apart the happenstance-linked crud from what you actually want.
20:41 mircea_popescu true.
20:41 mircea_popescu and all medicine with washing. washing, still not medicine.
20:41 asciilifeform sure
20:42 mircea_popescu hence http://trilema.com/2014/modern-medicine-and-the-benefits-of-democracy/
20:42 BingoBoingo <Mocky> i suppose idiocy not baked into hindbrain << What you described happening to you was light coming on in a dark place letting you see. It is an absence phenonmenon. Nothing inherently bad.
20:42 BingoBoingo The redditards have a pathology. A presence of something anti-useful
20:42 asciilifeform washing aint fine culinary art, either, but picture cook who does not wash instruments.
20:42 asciilifeform ( not necessarily with own hands, but at all )
20:43 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo, even that much is not clear.
20:43 mircea_popescu dog that doesn't learn speech doesn't so much have a pathology as a dogology.
20:44 BingoBoingo Plenty of dogs understand speech even if they suck at generating it
20:44 BingoBoingo Dogology is having a different set of dog lights
20:45 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823362 << i was never able to arise myself to visit this lulzfest, and now beginning to think that i didn't miss much
20:45 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 23:54 danielpbarron: they have some app exibitors can use to promote where they'll be and what they are serving (i reserved a vendor campsite specifically for the purpose of provoking conversation about the Bible) -- i also mention in my "profile" that i'm a lord in the most serene republic of Bitcoin, which mysteriously gets removed. I add it again, removed again. They apparently don't mind a religious "cult" but not
20:45 asciilifeform !!up loper_os_cr50
20:45 deedbot loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
20:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, unless you're looking for confused teeny cunt, you never miss much by missing the congregations of confused teeny cunt.
20:45 asciilifeform loper_os_cr50: lemme guess, clicked on link by accident ?
20:45 asciilifeform ha.
20:46 mircea_popescu ok, i'm skipping the rest of this swiftgeek barf, it's indigestible.
20:46 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform, unless you're looking for confused teeny cunt, you never miss much by missing the congregations of confused teeny cunt. << And for that alf needs to do Uruguay delivery runs during the summer.
20:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: can cut to the verdict, if you like, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823215 .
20:46 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 21:40 asciilifeform: in one ear and out the other, apparently .
20:48 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823026 << this sort of statement would be so much more useful/important/noteworthy/actually existent if it came in the form of "i'm the guy from $X, long term so and so". where $X doesn't have to be a "our words are backed by nuclear weapons" state. can even be a blog. a dogshed. SOMETHING. but something specifically and identifiably existent.
20:48 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 20:42 hl`: I'm a longtime owner-control advocate.
20:48 danielpbarron asciilifeform, you certainly missed 0. it was only fun for me for as long as there were easy drugs and poker, and now going forward, because they will let me openly preach along side Darwin Fish
20:48 mircea_popescu because otherwise, really, the thing you "identify as" at parties bears no meaning and no interest, for us as for the chicks that don't come with you to your records collection.
20:49 asciilifeform i was thinking also, 'advocate' where, in local bierhaus ?
20:49 mircea_popescu we don't get to know, do we.
20:49 asciilifeform apparentlynot
20:49 danielpbarron i don't think they could have turned me down even if my aim was to represent the republic tho. 700 USD or whatever for a vendor spot.
20:49 mircea_popescu danielpbarron, if you represent the republic, do me a favour and hire a half dozen strippers to be mostly naked, will you.
20:50 danielpbarron can't do that
20:50 BingoBoingo Why?
20:50 mircea_popescu none of this "bitcoin embassy" buncha pasty ass bois bitpay's been doing
20:50 danielpbarron they probably have a free spot left -- the rest of you are welcome to try
20:50 danielpbarron i cannot personally be responsible for such a thing
20:51 mircea_popescu what, hiring strippers ?
20:51 danielpbarron yes that
20:52 mircea_popescu i didn't sday hookers, did i ? don't tell me nudity is ungodly ?!
20:52 danielpbarron i can't tell you that
20:52 mircea_popescu if god wanted people dressed he'd have made them that way.
20:53 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> if god wanted people dressed he'd have made them that way. << You forget the Mayogendered. Dressed in yeast
20:53 mircea_popescu fermentationclad!
20:53 danielpbarron there are prohibitions against nudity, but they pertain to family relations
20:53 Mocky hire strippers and dress them in fig leaves
20:54 danielpbarron nontheless, it would offend my brothers and sisters to do such a thing
20:54 mircea_popescu ahahaha epic idea!
20:55 Mocky have em share an apple
20:55 danielpbarron (the fruit of the knowledge of good an evil was never descsribed as being an apple)
20:55 mircea_popescu grow the apple in the shape of a bitcoin...
20:55 Mocky danielpbarron, i've spoken those words so many times, lol
20:56 Mocky now i just make apple jokes
20:56 mircea_popescu danielpbarron, it's mostly a medieval conceit. had to display it as something. you ever saw the dog-like elephant i linked once ?
20:56 BingoBoingo <danielpbarron> nontheless, it would offend my brothers and sisters to do such a thing << Come to Uruguay. Live here six months. Hire girls you would have though good looking when you arrived, but because of their deep cultural failings you now view as well dressed more fuckable goats.
20:56 danielpbarron probably but i don't remember
20:56 mircea_popescu medieval minds gave a lot of funny coats to things.
20:56 BingoBoingo Swedish lions
20:57 asciilifeform !#s sea bishop
20:57 a111 0 results for "sea bishop", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=sea%20bishop
20:57 asciilifeform hmm
20:58 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823103 << even worse if they have usg's rsa keys in them.
20:58 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 21:01 hl`: not really trustworthy if they have non-free firmware on them, but theoretically they have a use case
20:58 asciilifeform ( 'sea bishop' lives in 16th c. http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-08#1537294 )
20:58 a111 Logged on 2016-09-08 16:03 asciilifeform: pretty lulzy, motherfucking 16TH CENTURY b00k, is NOWHERE on the net.
20:58 asciilifeform ambroise pare.
20:58 danielpbarron i've seen and met plenty of good looking but am no stranger to later learning they are no good, but in my case because of lack of belief
20:59 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: This isn't lack of belief in their heads so much as lack of life
21:00 danielpbarron same to me
21:04 BingoBoingo I suspect the level of human dysfunction we are encountering is different. Thankfully my problem is alleviated by saner girls importing themselves here from Northern South America because "land of opportunity"
21:04 BingoBoingo And if that well ever went dry here, going full Pashtun is always an option
21:05 BingoBoingo Sleep in the hills with blanket, kalash, and a local goat-girl
21:06 mircea_popescu lmao
21:06 mod6 evenin'
21:06 * mod6 catches up
21:07 asciilifeform ohai mod6
21:07 danielpbarron hi mod6
21:07 BingoBoingo Welcome back mod6
21:08 Mocky BingoBoingo, what's full pashtun?
21:08 trinque http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823317 << the tiny furry bastard. has a whole greeting protocol, consistent vocalizations, says his name by way of butthole display. worlds beyond what these derps consider communication when they arrive.
21:08 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 23:22 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822571 << are we talking, bipedal or quadripedal ?
21:09 mircea_popescu o.O
21:09 mircea_popescu this is a pretty cool cat, tbh.
21:09 asciilifeform verily
21:09 asciilifeform i have 1 of these here ( well, a part-timer )
21:09 asciilifeform also has handshake protocol.
21:10 BingoBoingo Mocky: The simple life of freedom visible in certain tribes.
21:10 BingoBoingo It's one way to go nativ
21:11 BingoBoingo You can also go full Teuton, full eskimo
21:11 mircea_popescu !!up dw
21:11 deedbot dw voiced for 30 minutes.
21:12 mircea_popescu Mocky, pashtun is this word for tribesmen inhabiting the place empires go to die (afghanistan)
21:15 BingoBoingo It however is impossible to go "full CharrĂșa" because they Uruguayos of all people genocided them under General Fructuoso Rivera before mass immigration of Italian trashpeople ruined Cisplatine culture
21:18 asciilifeform bahahaha i found the factory test mode pin
21:18 mircea_popescu ya!
21:18 asciilifeform well at least in theory
21:18 BingoBoingo http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-29#1592658
21:18 a111 Logged on 2016-12-29 18:40 asciilifeform: not everybody wants to be involved with mega-empires, on the giving or on the receiving end. in that light, the pashtun mountains are every bit a 'high-tech' deterrent as a SAM battery.
21:18 asciilifeform still gotta physically get ~to~ it
21:19 asciilifeform https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/board/cr50/board.c#1453 << subj, ftr
21:19 mircea_popescu holy shit this mgiht be the most infuriating log since we're logging.
21:20 * mircea_popescu now understands what alf feels when coming to machine after n hours of mp entertaining idiots.
21:20 asciilifeform verily it goes beyond, aha, 'entomological interest' and into 'plague of locusts'
21:20 Mocky worse that when it was raining trucker tits??
21:21 trinque tell you what, those trucker tits tightened my txn-hucking loop into the minutes scale. can't even complain.
21:22 BingoBoingo <Mocky> worse that when it was raining trucker tits?? << That wasn't so bad. I got to listen to alf complain about that with my ears in real time.
21:36 mircea_popescu Mocky, somehow i didn't mind that so much.
21:38 asciilifeform !!up loper_os_cr50
21:38 deedbot loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
21:38 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823228 << i believe this is more like it.
21:38 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 22:06 BingoBoingo: that, or to repeat the "common" process they are sure gets done all the time.
21:39 Mocky "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."
21:39 mircea_popescu if you go hang out on highschool campus, a very infuriating process of cockteasing may well be the norm.
21:39 mircea_popescu Mocky, you should have seen what mah escort was wearing today.
21:39 mircea_popescu lotta drool everywhere.
21:40 Mocky speaking of drool, i saw a moron at the gym today balancing a water bottle on his head while chatting up a chic. almost got a pic
21:43 mircea_popescu not a bad trick...
21:43 mircea_popescu saw an old woman balancing a sack on her head while looking in a shop window. ~split the diff ?
21:45 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823258 << yeah, this "i'll live on my own terms" bs is pretty fucking outrageous, isn't it.
21:45 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 22:32 asciilifeform: it'd be one thing if, say, google dev showed up and 'yes i'ma pgp to mircea_popescu the magic key', or even 'here's the schem'. but nooo, instead they come to 'explain' to us how 'tpm can be used to benefit you' .
21:46 asciilifeform sooo apparently we want to pull ~up~ pin B4, which is 'pin 10 of port 0' , wherever the fuck that physically is.
21:46 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823266 << i've seen it also ; it's something else.
21:46 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 22:36 asciilifeform: they're exactly like eichmann, perfect little marvels of industrious compartmental schizoid
21:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, i don't expect pulling up all the pins one at a time will brick the machine, do you ?
21:47 asciilifeform academic, there's no simple way to get to most of'em
21:47 asciilifeform but somehow i suspect that 'b4' is one of the pads.
21:48 asciilifeform ( either that or it's a sad and unrouted ball entirely )
21:48 asciilifeform and can then only be reached with drill
21:48 mircea_popescu maybe a low power xray shot would actually be worth it, see if there's any lone balls.
21:48 mircea_popescu and any way to drill to them cleanly
21:48 asciilifeform ther's a pulldown enabled on it, so that will give basic litmus re whether we found
21:49 mircea_popescu even better.
21:49 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: why do you suppose i asked for xray, lol, earlier today.
21:49 mircea_popescu i suspected something like this. but now i see it.
21:49 asciilifeform eh drilling cleanly is 'easy', ever seen the tool, clockmaker's drill
21:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, only if you know which way to go.
21:49 asciilifeform no motor, nuffing, just picture little screwdriver with drill tip.
21:49 mircea_popescu aha.
21:49 asciilifeform and yes.
21:52 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823278 << same old http://trilema.com/2014/pushing-the-soft-tender-flesh-of-a-friend-against-the-sharp-rotating-blades-of-the-immutable-machine/#selection-47.1-47.53 problem.
21:52 a111 Logged on 2018-06-11 22:58 asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i still find it lulzy how google apparently banked on nobody outside of their heathen pit getting hold of the fucking debug hose.
21:52 mircea_popescu there's enough material here to make 15 usg."tech" "task forces".
21:52 mircea_popescu most of the extant ones consist of a subunitary mancount.
21:54 asciilifeform in disappointing noose, no soft zap -- include/tpm_vendor_cmds.h: VENDOR_CC_RESET_FACTORY = 38 cmd dunwork, result is extension_route_command: handler 22 not found , they closed the hole ( detain in https://archive.li/pEWsr )
21:54 mircea_popescu maybe.
21:55 asciilifeform unrelated to the b4 pin thing
21:55 asciilifeform this was the 'soft' reset-to-factory , at some point presumably worked ( their 'gsctool' thing, supports sending it )
21:56 asciilifeform originally this made you pull out the battery to prove that you opened the box, etc.
21:56 asciilifeform then they pulled the bait-and-switch and properly shat on the 'owner can cleanse' conceit.
21:57 asciilifeform ( homo redditicus still thinks 'hey i own the box' because pulling battery lets you rewrite the cpu's boot rom )
21:57 asciilifeform for now that part worx
21:58 asciilifeform and while we're at it, vendor cmd 34 (open ccd) also dead
22:00 mircea_popescu tbh i find this entire "can't turn off" bs as the originating quanta of offense.
22:00 mircea_popescu no ownership interest in any machine that has always-on components can be said to ever transfer, or in any other way vest in anyone besides the manufacturer.
22:00 asciilifeform ( when same cmd send via slave spi -- cr50 uart spews forth 'CCD is disabled in this image' . yep, disabled until usg key signs 'upgrade', verily )
22:01 mircea_popescu my slaves are my slaves because i can kill them whenever i feel like ; and my computers my computers because i can turn them off.
22:01 asciilifeform well can turn whole thing off, but solely by discharging or pulling the battery
22:01 asciilifeform and the drm crapola of course picks up where it left off, it writes to flash
22:10 asciilifeform soo, 'gpioget' cmd : http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/A7OwA/?raw=true << worx and reports voltages of named gpio matrix pins
22:10 asciilifeform incl 'DIOB4'
22:10 asciilifeform ( as can be seen in the paste, shows '0' )
22:11 asciilifeform for extra lulz, this box is ~off~ presently, while i talk to its cr50
22:11 asciilifeform 1 battery charge can run cr50 for coupla wks, seems like
22:12 asciilifeform ( they clocked it waaay down, it runs at something like 16Mhz )
~ 29 minutes ~
22:41 mircea_popescu this is pretty reasonable. doesn't have to be fast
22:46 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> this log is painful to fucking read. << indeed
22:46 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> ok, i'm skipping the rest of this swiftgeek barf, it's indigestible. << i sloged through it :D
22:47 mircea_popescu anything good ?
22:48 mircea_popescu in other lulz / other dead things, https://www.shoemoney.com/ completely forgotten. nobody gives a shiot even about his cheapass bitcoin bait.
22:48 mod6 <+BingoBoingo> <mircea_popescu> if god wanted people dressed he'd have made them that way. << You forget the Mayogendered. Dressed in yeast << lol
22:49 mod6 dafaq
22:49 mod6 that was supposed to be 2 lines, my bad
22:51 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> holy shit this mgiht be the most infuriating log since we're logging. << it's up there
22:53 asciilifeform aaand i found the maker
22:53 asciilifeform TSMC
22:54 asciilifeform ( taiwan semiconductor manuf. co. ltd. )
22:54 mod6 !
22:54 mod6 nice
22:54 asciilifeform dun do much, tho
22:54 mod6 and i finally digested this turdbag of a log
22:55 asciilifeform i mean, they're world's largest , supposedly, foundry.
22:55 asciilifeform so this doesn't exactly narrow down what the base fpga was.
22:57 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> anything good ? << not really, mildly entertaining watching alf NOT lose his shit talking to guy for who knows how long.
23:03 Mocky ahahaha shoemoney and his mfa check for $130k made out to 'nextpimp', man what a decade
~ 42 minutes ~
23:45 asciilifeform soo they ~did~ put oddball crypto logic in the fpga, e.g. https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/chip/g/dcrypto/dcrypto_runtime.c#40 drives it
23:46 asciilifeform seems to have various nonsensical noise countermeasures against timing sidechannel, etc
23:46 asciilifeform 'inserter of random nops' and the like.
23:52 asciilifeform loox like this part only does hashing and aes
23:52 asciilifeform rsa, ecc still 'in software'
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