#trilema | 2017-04-11

point was that it detunes the good-idea-inator badly

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http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-01#1575700 << thread

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Logged on 2016-12-01 18:19 asciilifeform: 'packing', and brute labour of whatever other kind, also can have sensation of 'inch away', read the tales of athletes in training, alpinists, pilots.

00:01

You don't stop giving the whores junk ......

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trinque: if g_l is anything to go by -- it certainly does

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lel

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distort thought, i mean

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distort thought seems to be common among stimulants, including amphetamines with the cocaine

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some folx even more unfortunate : never think clearly to begin with, sober.

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Many crack afficianados are downright pleasant people 6 to 60 months out from smoking their last rock

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'hey, i'll be sober in the morning, but you -- will stay ugly' or how it went.

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BingoBoingo unsure journey from bed with morning jitters to breakfast gin quite counts as sober in the morning

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But human body, amazing thing

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only drug that ever got me was nicotine

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trinque smells good tobacco, still has the anticipatory rush of "ah, my old friend"

00:08

nicotine seems to get most people, so many receptors scattered everywhere for it to hit

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doesn't seem to do much for asciilifeform

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perhaps asciilifeform is bodily and mentally different from his fellows, is dog-cat

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lol

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Or cat-dog

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Coffee+nicotine is wonder drug cocktail for me

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oh right. so two then...

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shinohai: you add it to coffee?!

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by now aren't those just "being european" ?

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Nah, you drink first espresso shot in the morning, followed by delicious cigarette.

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lady friend gave me a nice, small espresso machine while back.

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BingoBoingo drinks drip brew coffee by the pot, perhaps has simply established warped relationship with beverages generally

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this thing's a "Krups", old model, works great

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Somehow I imagine BingoBoingo owning one of those coffee urns like they have in funeral homes

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shinohai: Not yet, but the meetings I frequent tend to be the ones with the large coffee urns over mundane 12 cup drip machine.

00:17

I have one of those stovetop percolators for afternoon coffee, too much espresso will keep me awake long into the night.

00:17

BingoBoingo may enjoy investing in a french press; great way to brew regular coffee

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things are like 15 bucks or something.

00:26

ah I miss the ol' coffee+nicotine combo. Had to ditch the coffee half recently though; stuff doesn't agree with me anymore (and I'm only 29 O.o)

00:26

Switched to green tea. Was hell the first few days, but now I enjoy the 'subtle yet steadier' energy boost it give me. No more 'caffine crashes'

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*gives

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btw mod6, thanks for this useful gem. It has been very useful a resource combined with the gentoo.org handbook >> http://thebitcoin.foundation/gentoo-stage3-amd64-uclibc-hardened-guide-wFullExamples.txt

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!!gettrust deedbot Framedragger

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L1: 1, L2: 4 by 4 connections.

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!!gettrust deedbot shinohai

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L1: 1, L2: 9 by 9 connections.

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!!gettrust deedbot mike_c

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L1: 0, L2: 8 by 8 connections.

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http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-11#1641991 << all set.

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Logged on 2017-04-11 01:55 mircea_popescu: in other news, i deem http://trilema.com/2017/the-lordship-list-fourth-year/ a done deal ; trinque plox to update deedbot to reflect.

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chers

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and welcome teh two new lords!

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00:30

hear hear.

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<trinque> BingoBoingo may enjoy investing in a french press; great way to brew regular coffee << They don't make those in my size

00:30

Congrats to the new lordlings

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brb, sleep

00:31

<+mircea_popescu> and welcome teh two new lords! << indeed, congrats!

00:33

this actually makes us 13.

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an auspicious count

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prime!

00:49

i can scarcely believe how utterly fucktarded usg platforms are. it's eerie.

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mircea_popescu ended up reading twitter matter, minutes later was "wtf am i reading, holy shit what is this."

00:50

everything usg is fucktarded, phony or both.

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oh yeah stop wasting cycles on that shit

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only use I have for it is you know, having a lol at whatever the President of the United States of America said

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on Twitter, like they do

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shinohai has some nice sluts on there though

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dude realdonaldtrump is the only thing hanging off the twitter entry in imperial dns worth reading and that only for lolz and admiration of a grade a 'social media' mastery

00:54

did he save the babies yet ?

00:55

anyway, my bad, was bitcoin "related" stuff. it's shocking identical to 5 years ago except new faces and new names.

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01:27

well, 188k+ and into blk0002 now...

01:30

lobbes: np! glad it helped.

01:41

ahhh

01:41

trilema articles are such a pleasure to write.

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01:57

http://trilema.com/2017/the-story-of-shopping-candlelight-gratis/ << Trilema - The story of shopping ; candlelight gratis.

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02:25

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FEF1C6C9A890941640110AD479AFDEDCC6132445EEFB2D1F31C1D58AFF1DC4F4 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9931...5093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.13.9 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.13.9 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX JAL)

02:25

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/5A35236F137FD211F772259BD5287EDE9AA09CD8A275F881C74BD97AB8BD0545 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9931...5093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.3.189 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.3.189 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

02:25

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D21502DDC614160506D49019E3A101B1D769C3A49597CAB4B67CBBC0EF4E7592 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9931...5093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.1.5 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.1.5 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

02:25

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BCB4FAF9B7BC2D324C86FD927C713FC337C93F3920E607A6A1789C3897E2756B << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9931...5093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.15.91 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.15.91 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

02:25

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/CFAA83DBA61419976C5A7EB332195CB3BB611760917DF59CE06273B247798B6D << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9931...5093 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.7.205 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.7.205 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

02:25

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/BCB4FAF9B7BC2D324C86FD927C713FC337C93F3920E607A6A1789C3897E2756B << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 8785...1317 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.15.91 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.15.91 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

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08:01

http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-11#1641991 << thank you everyone for the trust :)

08:01

Logged on 2017-04-11 01:55 mircea_popescu: in other news, i deem http://trilema.com/2017/the-lordship-list-fourth-year/ a done deal ; trinque plox to update deedbot to reflect.

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08:21

!!up dm0n

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dm0n voiced for 30 minutes.

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09:03

http://qntra.net/2017/04/altcointradingbot-io-is-very-sorry-for-your-loss/ href for "Web of Trust" is broken, just fyi shinohai , BingoBoingo

09:04

ty Framedragger

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/CCD76069BB1F8E630905F5A86CF1C77E184381E6A058E428912D0C5937551E5A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1056...7673 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.2.145 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.2.145 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

09:15

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B9546AF73E66CBDE87E3FB00E89C0FE7C53423CDDF964BD60DDEB18B8B6BFE82 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1056...7673 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.6.145 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.6.145 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

09:15

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/ABF23DE303BE1C82869D7925F0ACF7A8F54B420469D851530FC4121CBEC0B356 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1056...7673 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.7.47 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.7.47 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

09:15

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/CCD76069BB1F8E630905F5A86CF1C77E184381E6A058E428912D0C5937551E5A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9588...0233 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.2.145 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.2.145 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown MX CHH)

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^ SSH-1.99-HUAWEI-1.5 & SSH-1.99-DOPRA-1.5 (respectively), heh

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(http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-24#1528254)

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Logged on 2016-08-24 02:29 asciilifeform: 'As an open source project, the Yocto Project operates with a hierarchical governance structure based on meritocracy and managed by its chief architect, Richard Purdie, a Linux Foundation fellow. This enables the project to remain independent of any one of its member organizations, who participate in various ways and provide resources to the project.'

09:24

viva Mexico

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shinohai wonders if Chihuahuas generated the keys ......

09:36

http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-11#1642126 <<< ty mircea_popescu and all, will try to provide the Republic with ample tits for ages to come.

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Logged on 2017-04-11 04:30 mircea_popescu: and welcome teh two new lords!

09:42

i'd offer to go for a beer shinohai but unfortunately no portals yet. :/ sad!

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A virtual vino will have to suffice, cheers! [~]D

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/618C883057708482E6963248405A4AA1DE61AE6DF5AA41282A405F9639B69874 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1643...4609 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '216.105.147.114 (ssh-rsa key from 216.105.147.114 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown US SC)

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http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/618C883057708482E6963248405A4AA1DE61AE6DF5AA41282A405F9639B69874 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1488...9493 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '216.105.147.114 (ssh-rsa key from 216.105.147.114 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown US SC)

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10:38

http://www.contravex.com/2017/04/11/dave-the-ice-man/ << » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski - Dave the ice man.

10:48

wb

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why ty!\

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11:04

mod6: o7

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hey shinohai, how goes?

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"21 matches in 678 log files with 138047 lines (1.5 seconds)." << from lobbes 's logotron. "10 entries in 0.482s" from phf 's logotron. i imagine this log is about 10x as long, how the fuck do you do it phf!

11:15

the magic of not-sql!

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11:16

must be. i wanna look into this one because it is impressive.

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Good here mod6, abt to check node logs how is yours running today?

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asciilifeform i expect 1.4mn lines is actually an understatement re trilema logs, afaik he imported the history, should be 2x that.

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asciilifeform lulzy bit being that Framedragger didn't even implement a search yet, though he has the psql right there :D

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it's still, what, a few 100 MB

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shinohai: good, 235k+ and counting. on blk0004 now.

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0.1s or what, of modern bus clock.

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aha

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iirc it was like 60mb or so.

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pretty compact.

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who else was having a log ? i recall a 3rd, was it ben_vulpes ?

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aha, he does

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no search though huh!

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tsk tsk. I THOUGHT DATABASES!

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lulzy, the 1 d00d with a working searchtron, is the one with no sql.

11:21

you don't say.

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shots fired, i will see if i can find time to implement search using pg full text search :)

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lel

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mircea_popescu is in awe of the mighty power of the republic, that enchanted space where meaningful comparisons can actually occur, and inform.

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fwiw when i was running searchable tor metrics db (>= 80GB tho would need to check) and had search there, it ran ~fine~, including wildcard support.

11:23

beat the half second, win a caek!

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trinque still basking in the "oh but yes, we want a standard library of data structures and persistence strategies"

11:23

as you perhaps imagine, mp will readily turn the ratchet the other way, "Hey phf, i thought lisp worked ?" etc.

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iirc we did this one already

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http://logs.bvulpes.com/search?q=tits&c=trilema

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HA

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notbad

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only runs through whenever mimi was jointed to a channel

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it only does tits though.

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lolright

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http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-11#1642176 << 'International Baptist Missions is an integral ministry of Tri-City Baptist Church. We support missionaries in India, Singapore, Kenya, Romania, Poland, Uruguay, Puerto Rico, the Philippines and Mexico, as well as several Restricted Access Nations.'

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Logged on 2017-04-11 13:52 deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/618C883057708482E6963248405A4AA1DE61AE6DF5AA41282A405F9639B69874 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1488...9493 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '216.105.147.114 (ssh-rsa key from 216.105.147.114 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown US SC)

11:25

fuckin sql

11:25

didjaknow.

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http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-27#1608458

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Logged on 2017-01-27 20:21 ben_vulpes: logs and search will at the least provide interesting lessons in postgres design and optimization. writing my own disqus, not so much.

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only does tits for #trilema, #trilema-mod6, #eulora...

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also can be abused as poor-mans-recent-block-hash-lookup: http://logs.bvulpes.com/search?q=000000000000000001b042da9f20a212b95737e0978c48c113f3f047ec0e7ab4&c=chainstate

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"blocks" : 382067 <<< I think my ethernet cable is a dud or something, I keep dropping connection the past few days to router.

11:27

ben_vulpes: neato

11:27

ben_vulpes: curious, is this using pg full text search (including taking care of tokenising etc)?

11:27

trinque you gotta understand, up to a certain point i do enjoy executive priviledges that make it easier for me, but nevertheless up to a different point you don't express yourself too well.

11:27

and unrelatedly, ancient romanian joke : what are the similarities between dog and engineer ?

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Framedragger: tokenization and strict search work at odds to each other

11:28

the fts indices are still sitting there unused.

11:28

ben_vulpes a nice had nfi! what's the time profile ?

11:29

hm

11:29

right, right :) hm i suppose i'd like to do some semantic matching as well, but maybe unneeded dickwaving

11:29

start with a thing, add dicks to it after.

11:30

the genesis of gender in biology is indeed interesting

11:30

you reading up on the wolbachia thing ? it's not, ftr, the genesis of gender. it's just the first revolutionizing thereof.

11:31

actually haven't, just recall searching around when you referred to it. kk. :)

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:p

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Framedragger vaguely recalls some theory based on algae. will check laters

11:31

mircea_popescu: yeah, I'd be better off disengaging once past the point of wanting to have the thread at all

11:31

http://logs.bvulpes.com/search?q=cunts&c=trilema << gimme a fucking break, 12 cunts for 13 lords ? WHO HJERE IS A VIRGIN

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lol

11:32

explain analyze claims 163 ms

11:32

trinque that's more like damage control than anything. you'd be better off not ending up in that point eh.

11:32

ben_vulpes nb. how many lines total ?

11:32

point taken

11:32

explain (analyze, buffers) would tell if it's just hitting cache

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http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/0qvkq/?raw=true

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I already have my girl claimed on pages of trilema

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and since nobody's taking the bait : similarities between dog and engineer : both have intelligent eyes and neither can express itself.

11:33

touché

11:33

i see 66, but not full history.

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danielpbarron

oh i thought the "add dicks to it later" line was the punchline to the joke

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http://btcbase.org/log/2015-11-05#1317715 << bee dog dances to communicate

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Logged on 2015-11-05 22:07 ascii_field spins, like turtle

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ben_vulpes mebbe noob, but i can't figure it from the paste. so 40kb of ram and 66 hits but how many total lines or index items or w/e it sifted through ?

11:37

danielpbarron lol!

11:37

apparently i made a thing with two dicks by accident.

11:39

oh oh

11:40

that particular query had to sift through 93749 seems like

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93k in the whole log table, 62k of #trilema entries

11:41

ah ok. still beats lobbes though.

11:44

right it's right there on re-read, rows removed by filter

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trinque btw don't get deterred, we do want deedbot wallet before any kind of deeds search.

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trinque still on it, has a related item coming from pcengines sometime later this month

11:52

cool

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http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-10#1641564 In which said consumerism reaches Colombia lobbes >>> http://btcinfo.sdf.org/uploads/poo.jpeg

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Logged on 2017-04-10 21:25 lobbes: In unrelated lulz, american consumerism moves ever closer to its apex: http://m.imgur.com/Npg7IWR

13:14

remind me why it's so bad for a somewhat-cute poo plush toy to exist?

13:14

if people want to buy it, let them. There's no harm in it's existence.

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I'm not saying it's bad at all, just happened to recall said girl owned one, had her send selfie to demonstrate.

13:15

http://btcbase.org/log/2015-06-05#1154832 << a thread

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Logged on 2015-06-05 03:56 asciilifeform: as it is, half the planet toils so that u.s. schmucks can get tankers full of little orange plastic pumpkins every october to hang on their porch

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shinohai: true, but the original message kinda implies it imo

13:17

I'll buy the girl whatever physical emoji garbage she likes as long as she continues to get naked to pose with said items.

13:17

lol

13:19

ought to be made to snuggle an actual turd if she asks for one of those things

13:19

honey, this one's organic

13:19

iirc somebody sells a plush ebola also

13:19

kek

13:22

hahaha are you serious

13:24

doppler: apparently so

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https://diw3mx5cbad20.cloudfront.net/cdn/763486/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/885x564/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/e/b/ebola-cluster.jpg

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incredible

13:28

asciilifeform i dunno pvc molding takes thatmany hands.

13:37

hands, feedstock, transport ullage, fuel

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it all adds up, plastic pumpkins or britney records

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14:02

yes. and a good way to judge what % of world hands are involved would be to divide the aggregate cost by the aggregate world gdp.

14:02

it... won't be half.

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i don't have access to anything resembling a reality-based version of either figure.

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the 1 clue i have, is that time when megatonnes of chinese cargo were held up . and there was expectation of shortages, or at least some sort of visible splash in usa konsoomer sector. and there was 0 (in as far as naked eye.)

14:09

!~google aggregate cost of plush turds

14:09

shinohai: Stuffed Plush poop toy Price - AliExpress.com: <http://www.aliexpress.com/price/poop-toy-price/Stuffed-Plush-poop-toy-100002145-200003396.html>; Amazon.com: Etosell Stuffed Pillow Cushion Emoji Poop Shaped ...: <https://www.amazon.com/Etosell-Stuffed-Pillow-Cushion-Shaped/dp/B00RVDBI64>; Amazon.com: Pee & Poo Plush Dolls - Set: Toys & Games: <https://www.amazon.com/Pee-Poo-Plush-Dolls-Set/d

14:10

hey i didn't know the swiss gave up the peg

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https://bankunderground.co.uk/2017/04/06/big-data-jigsaws-for-central-banks-the-impact-of-the-swiss-franc-de-pegging/

14:10

via ritholtz

14:13

random thing re ^ is that *for some reason*, a huge bunch of polish folks had bank loans in swiss franc. because "switzerland stable, good country for banking", something something. when swiss franc inflated by *a whole lot* vs. the zloty, they weren't exactly exalted. :/ kinda lulzy thought process must have been

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(inflated right after being de-pegged, that is)

14:15

usg ate the swiss long ago, now in the process of milking the brand.

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( who -- other than gullible orcs -- remained unaware of this ? )

14:18

asciilifeform amuysingly enough, since both fiat figures are made for the same purpose through the same process, their ratio is probably closer to reality than not.

14:18

Framedragger not just polish, ro also. i mocked it at length on trilema.

14:18

linked piece has some charts showing more or less what one'd expect to see

14:19

asciilifeform people dun generally want to drop the hand once it becomes obvious it can't win, because reasons. it was obvious re swiss once they "agreed" to drop bank secrecy. it was obvious re trump once he "agreed" to promote niggers. etcetera.

14:21

talking about the hud guy?

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anyway, macroeconomically speaking i fully expect us to enact trade barrier simply because the us population is desperate for some protection. if it CANT buy the chinese crap because it's not allowed it gets to not buy it ; if it can it has to come up with some way to justify not buying it on its own and it's way too dumb, soft and useless for that. so in this perspective tariffs are +ev politically.

14:21

!!up airgapped

14:21

airgapped voiced for 30 minutes.

14:21

much like the cock cage on the impotent middle aged man. saves him a middle age crisis -- it's not that it dun get up, it safely can't so all is well.

14:23

ben_vulpes nah. talking about the "director of national intelligence" and "chairman of joint chiefs of staff"

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15:28

https://www.autodraw.com/

15:28

spoiler alert: ai can't in2 dicks afaict

15:30

it thought my naked chick was a koala

15:30

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trinque demands refund

15:30

scam

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15:52

http://trilema.com/2017/gaslight/ << Trilema - Gaslight

~ 23 minutes ~

16:15

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-10/inside-blue-apron-s-meal-kit-machine << i don't get this shit in the slightest. buy a wife?

16:19

Me neither, part of the fun cooking -even with no wife - is sourcing fresh ingerdients.

16:19

* ingredients

16:19

an attempt to have fun is how one starts on the long and winding primrose path of self radicalization

16:19

terrorism, not even once!

16:25

#nofun

16:26

well, that doesn't sound like it's meant for cooking; it's meant for pretending to be cooking without actually cooking as it were; quite the elaborate pretence, but that's not new anymore

16:27

painting by numbers for the kitchen

16:27

ben_vulpes funny you should mention that, because :

16:28

quite; the next step in this company's quest for market domination and all sorts of successeses will probably be a "re-thinking of the box so that the customer can just push a button and the ingredients jump into their place in the pan" - for those who want to cook but don't want the hassle of dealing with pans and pots

16:28

1. girl introduced me to local chick who hjas a job she hates and tries to study "metaphysics" which she explains as "life" and "healing". basically a large pile of hooey (she has the disadvantage of being black , which comes packaged with a bunch of stupid fat old women and their self-sufficient notions of "life" and "healing", tribal bullshit that should have been extirpated by whip and fire but apparently wasnt).

16:29

2. she never heard of kirkegaard, she never heard of sartre, SHE NEVER HEARD OF KANT. girl goes TO SCHOOL for this shit.

16:29

3. after this bizarre situation, walking downtown with same girl, we went past library, where i pointed out book by roland barthes, and said "buy it and gift it her".

16:30

diana_coman: one could skip the whole jump-into-pan step and ship everything in barely-there al 'cookware'

16:30

4. that returned this morning. the results are as follows : the library consists of a first half that's packing paper, shiny beads and well wishing cards

16:30

Or just buy a damned TV dinner.

16:30

no, no, no shinohai you don't get it; the whole point is to NOT LOOK like a tv dinner

16:30

4.1. there is a philosophy section, taking 1/8 of one shelf, or ~0.625% of all floor space

16:30

4.2. the philosophy section IS NOT SORTED ALPHABETICALLY

16:31

4.3. the barthes book is not included.

16:31

but to be as close to that - preferably precisely that ,of course

16:32

diana_coman: So maybe individually wrap the ingredients and ship them in a box along with a microwavable pan and instructions of which dividers to put them in

16:32

mircea_popescu: equatorial stupidity field!11111

16:32

HOWEVER, and this is the kicker : 4.4. a book of "painting masters -- paint cezanne by the numbers" WAS included.

16:32

next to philosophy of art.

16:32

so...

16:33

they also had picasso. shockingly missing, waterhouse. because totally, there's anyone else i'd wanna do in crayons.

16:33

but obviously can't have him, there's NAKED WOMEN!!11

16:34

who doesn't like naked women?

16:34

eh; were the books ordered by ...height? did they look pretty on the shelf?

16:34

fat african tards who "metaphysics", that's who.

16:34

diana_coman reportedly theyt looked like the result of a crashed failvan.

16:34

lol

16:37

come to think about it (and recollecting sad childhood adventures with public libraries in home land) - it might have been that the library is simply cobbled together from whatever gets donated or is found in the street, who knows

16:37

incientally by now "Wrongly inclined book" is ~= "imbecility in writing". there was a time when english style spines were promising. today, it's guaranteed to be some nonsense a la blue apron / fingerpaint cezanne

16:38

diana_coman mmm, this was a bookstore not a library.

16:38

i... misspoke.

16:38

oh

16:38

large book store downtown.

16:38

o.O what passes for small bookstore there then?

16:39

i kid you not, the thing is 2k sqm or so.

~ 31 minutes ~

17:10

GET / HTTP/1.1

17:11

lolwut

17:16

Pay no attention to that man behind the GET

17:18

scriba

jhvh1: HTTP/1.1 400 Bad Request; Retry over RFC 1149.

17:18

scriba: Error: "HTTP/1.1" is not a valid command.

17:18

GET / hurr durr

17:19

scriba

mircea_popescu: HTTP/1.1 404 Tits not found.

17:20

( . Y . )

17:20

Framedragger why exactly is scriba reacting to non !$ strings ? eh ?

17:21

:o PROTOCOL MISBEHAVIOUR, i shall endeavour to fix that m'lord.

17:21

the whole "make your bot only respond to x" thing is a fine proxy for "make linux kernel only respond to x" hardness.

17:23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HsgTMVt7QE << ro tranny gets homecoming queen trophy or somesuch.

17:23

hurr durr

17:23

shinohai wtf is it doing ?

17:24

mircea_popescu: i tried to think of a diagonal argument along the fashion of "if you make it conform to that narrow spec, the conformance itself is an additional statement which needs a larger spec, which in turn needs a larger spec, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO INSANE WITH INFINITY";

17:24

Misbehaving as well, twas testing something sorry for the chanspam

17:24

but that requires me to actually be able to do math, so no-go.

17:24

*

shinohai blames it on Romanian trannies

17:26

lol what nonsense is this!

17:29

mircea_popescu brings up good point I just noticed I overlooked, because:

17:29

jhvh1: ticker --market all

17:30

shinohai: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 1225.97, vol: 3728.33865522 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 1219.989, vol: 5954.93936 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 1240.6, vol: 9410.51318342 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 1059.93115, vol: 3914.98800000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 1228.645, vol: 1408.51981929 | Volume-weighted last average: 1203.68199022

17:30

^ Shouldn't work

17:30

aha

17:30

jhvh1: ticker --market all

17:31

better

17:31

shinohai: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 1226.98, vol: 3729.47501719 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 1217.322, vol: 5954.93936 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 1240.8, vol: 9411.57358072 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 1059.93115, vol: 3913.28800000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 1230.411, vol: 1408.55981929 | Volume-weighted last average: 1203.37748444

17:31

evidently.

17:31

well fuck

17:31

*

shinohai goes back to investigate

17:32

haxxed bots!

17:32

my logs say it's the russians

17:33

Goddamn you asciilifeform

17:33

xD

17:34

jhvh1: ticker --market all

17:34

Now then.

17:34

*

shinohai relights his cigarette

17:38

PRIVMSG #trilema :jhvh1: HTTP/1.1 400 Bad Request; Retry over RFC 1149.

17:40

i mean

17:40

!~google RFC 1149

17:40

Framedragger: IP over Avian Carriers - Wikipedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers>; RFC - 1149 | BLUG: <http://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/>; RFC 1149 - Standard for the transmission of IP datagrams on avia ...: <http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html>

17:41

i smell whimsy

17:41

WHIMSY IN THE CODE

~ 1 hours 36 minutes ~

19:17

(just fyi, mkj (which hosts scriba; separate from siphnos which hosts scan data, phuctor cache, etc.) is going down soon for maintenance, but downtime shouldn't exceed 15min)

~ 32 minutes ~

19:50

http://qntra.net/2017/04/30-day-constipation-of-chinese-fiatbitcoin-interfaces-continues-well-beyond-30-days/ << Qntra - "30 Day" Constipation Of Chinese fiat/Bitcoin Interfaces Continues Well Beyond 30 Days

20:04

Flattering https://archive.is/gwTda

20:08

kek

~ 56 minutes ~

21:05

http://www.wbng.com/story/35123542/pennsylvania-police-stumble-into-big-pot-operation-human-remains-suicide <<< Reefer madness!

21:15

why the fuck is shaking your head yes called "nodding" and what the fuck do you call shaking your head no in english ?!

21:15

it shjould be yodding and nodding!

21:16

English .... the language of smacktards

21:18

I like how nodding is used to indicate the jerky head movements of drug-addled persons.

21:23

asciilifeform is envious, ~everybody seems to know the detailed zoology of dopeheads, but him

21:23

i dun think i ever even saw one up close.

21:24

asciilifeform should watch "Breaking Bad" for a primer in drug culture and dopehead zoology.

21:25

it's on the list.

21:27

asciilifeform forget tv, put up an ad on airbnb/craigslist/whatever the "Conference" dorks favour this year.

21:27

I'm not a television person much, but it is quite entertaining. There is even a campy Spanish-language remake (Shot in Colombia)

21:27

or yeah, just rent out rooms to redditards, observe locally

21:27

mircea_popescu: i don't have, or want, a giraffe in my house either.

21:27

though they may be interesting to look at once.

21:28

i wonder how one rides a giraffe.

21:28

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B40EA384235ADACFBB790EFE44ED9B2BE5D8A606C9D4EAA6D6F0D6F5BFA6CDB6 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1409...4493 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '92.103.44.64 (ssh-rsa key from 92.103.44.64 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (reverse.completel.net. FR)

21:28

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B40EA384235ADACFBB790EFE44ED9B2BE5D8A606C9D4EAA6D6F0D6F5BFA6CDB6 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1409...8469 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '92.103.44.64 (ssh-rsa key from 92.103.44.64 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (reverse.completel.net. FR)

21:28

some pretty epic reins...

21:33

Totally should have reined giraffes in Eulora like this: http://thomaskarlsson.artstation.com/projects/n1qyE

21:35

lol

~ 19 minutes ~

21:55

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D14BD62A18BB15A270B03A465DB44A0C4DD92D857E53278EECE7AE8C6AE134B3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1713...5633 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '213.244.13.73 (ssh-rsa key from 213.244.13.73 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (et.s01.p1.cpe1.Leterrain.ntr.completel.fr. FR)

21:55

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D14BD62A18BB15A270B03A465DB44A0C4DD92D857E53278EECE7AE8C6AE134B3 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1529...6817 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '213.244.13.73 (ssh-rsa key from 213.244.13.73 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (et.s01.p1.cpe1.Leterrain.ntr.completel.fr. FR)

~ 33 minutes ~

22:28

<asciilifeform> i dun think i ever even saw one up close. << Just find a meeting, go see.

22:30

Many times dope heads and "dual addicted" are easier to find at meetings than the old fashioned straight drunks

~ 16 minutes ~

22:46

!$ ssh 92.103.44.64

22:46

scriba

ssh banner of 92.103.44.64 as seen on 2016-06-13: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_4.3p2 Debian-9

22:54

there is also "nodding off", the junkie thing

22:57

Anyways meetings are a good place to see a truth very problematic for the socialistard, conversion therapy works whether in the dungeon of mircea_popescu, TMSR work, or 12 steps

22:58

My girl's purse is debianized, wat do? http://btcinfo.sdf.org/uploads/debianized.jpeg

22:58

give her your system-d.

22:58

hue

22:59

lol

23:00

!~bash 4

23:00

Last 4 lines bashed and pending publication

23:01

lmao

23:01

does anyone actual review those though

23:02

"not those pants, these pants"

23:02

CompanionCube: they go to contravex at whatever time jhvh1 feels like sending them.

23:02

ah

23:03

http://www.contravex.com/trilema-bash/

23:03

neat

23:05

^

23:05

*

CompanionCube found the b-a bash earlier and it has good quotes

23:06

oh funny, 'score' was removed

23:08

Don't tell me you miss the upboats ben_vulpes

23:14

<shinohai> Don't tell me you miss the upboats ben_vulpes << Simple solution, tag everything with >9000 for simply having been nominated for the bash is greater than any number of votes

23:15

./u/ShitTip tip BingoBoingo 0.0000000000000001

23:17

Victoria Van Eeek would be proud.

23:17

shinohai: i miss the spine i had that worked

23:18

hard to give a shit about database rows when seeing through my own pain is a task in my life all of a sudden

23:20

what happened to you ?

23:20

Seems *all* columns are a pain in the ass, even spinal ones

23:21

as far as i can tell, i brushed my teeth

23:21

o.O

23:21

sciatic ?

23:21

then found myself on the floor

23:22

yeah not unlikely

23:22

i've never been...straight

23:22

hey at least i can remember how jokes are supposed to be shaped

23:23

that's an improvement over this morning

23:23

sleep on a plank.

23:23

If I were near your area, I'd gladly send over the Asian acupuncture/massage girl that does my therapy.

23:24

Woman can walk on your back and do amazing shit.

23:24

nobody is walking on my back in this state shinohai.

23:25

why, it's broken anyway

23:25

mm, great point

23:26

I'm telling ya, I had days where I could hardly sit still and 5 minutes with this woman is like Jesus touched you or something.

23:26

shinohai: the pain feels like its in the discs

23:27

well, seeing a doctor tomorro or anything ?

23:27

i've had great success in relieving spasms from the scoliosis, but what i need is less inflammation right now

23:28

(with acupuncture)

23:28

so let an ice golem walk on your back

23:29

mircea_popescu: "momma called the doctor and the doctor said (yeah kid your back's just as fucked as it's ever been), 'that'll be six thousand dollars'"

23:30

but if you know of a good ice golem i'd love an introduction

23:30

I prefer Asian women that accept payment in toolbar removal from chrome caused by too much clicking on facebook.

23:32

unrelatedly, anyone besides me ever try compiling trb with -std=c++11?

23:33

ben_vulpes you may seriously consider coming over. the doctors here are good and cheap, for that 6k you can fly back and forth half dozen times.

23:35

aye aye

23:35

i am very suspicious of back doctors fwiw

23:35

whyssat ?

23:35

i have seen too many spines ruined at the hands of people who suggest fixes that "might work, might leave you crippled! we don't even know what's wrong to begin with!"

23:36

ah

23:37

ben_vulpes will then become a Stephen Hawking and only be able to communicate using a fuckgoats strapped to his wheelchair.

23:37

my back problems stem from the scoliosis, and growing lax about maintaining muscle tone on both sides of the spine typically

23:37