Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


← 2015-03-27 | 2015-03-29 →
00:05 asciilifeform http://solutions.3m.com/wps/portal/3M/en_US/Window_Film/Solutions/Markets-Products/Residential/Safety-Security_Window_Films << the 'break-in attempt' film is a mega-l0l
00:05 assbot 3M Scotchshield Automotive Security Films - Clear and tinted Security films for cars, trucks - 3M Scotchshield ... ( http://bit.ly/1ylohzq )
00:07 decimation lol like the mouse
00:07 asciilifeform exactly the mouse
00:07 decimation I suspect that this is 3m's target market
00:07 decimation ghetto businesses
00:08 decimation 'keeping honest thugs honest'
00:08 asciilifeform not around here. nobody cancelled the traditional pull-down cage
00:10 nubbins` "things changed since, and both GNU and BSD recent versions of tar have support for storing extended attributes. They use incompatible formats"
00:10 nubbins` ^ current headache
00:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31600 @ 0.00026703 = 8.4381 BTC [+]
00:22 asciilifeform 'It had an airport, railway and dungeons. Most of Pingfang was burnt by the Japanese to destroy evidence but the incinerator where the remains of victims were burnt remains and is still in use as part of a factory.' -- pediwikil0l
00:22 jurov Chillum, I added microphone to the rng mix for similar rpi application
00:23 Chillum how does that work?
00:23 Chillum sound has entropy but it also has a lot of pattern
00:23 jurov http://www.vanheusden.com/aed/
00:23 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ylqqv1 )
00:24 Chillum watch out for humming fluorescent lights
00:24 Chillum no amount of debiasing will create entropy from a patterned source
00:24 jurov obv no
00:25 jurov but it's something you can control, such as making suitable noise while the addy is generated
00:25 Chillum sound cards also pick up radio signals
00:25 Chillum the pi in particular has poor sheilding
00:26 Chillum suitable noise?
00:26 Chillum like a burp?
00:26 asciilifeform pick up radio << interestingly my early-1990s 'gravis' stood head and shoulders above modern pc in this respect
00:26 Chillum https://xkcd.com/1210/
00:26 assbot xkcd: I'm So Random ... ( http://bit.ly/1CutsCm )
00:26 jurov crunching paper or cookies bag comes to mind
00:26 jurov or, as i have a window to busy street, i used that
00:26 Chillum I think you over estimate your ability to create entropy with everday objects
00:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14399 @ 0.00026703 = 3.845 BTC [+]
00:27 Chillum the results will be hard to predict though
00:27 asciilifeform Chillum: ever play http://www.loper-os.org/bad-at-entropy/manmach.html ?
00:27 assbot Man vs. Machine. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CutBFV )
00:27 jurov and you think since there will be some hum, any entropy is lost?
00:28 Chillum the debiaser can't tell entropy from pattern
00:28 Chillum it all gets mixed together
00:28 jurov you can
00:28 jurov and that's not what debiaser is doing
00:29 jurov you can listen to the sample before using it, to check whether the noise is there
00:29 Chillum got 50%
00:29 Chillum noise itself is a repeating wave
00:29 Chillum very ordered
00:30 Chillum particularly noises made by objects
00:30 Chillum sound I should say
00:30 Chillum got 100% second try
00:30 Chillum stupid computer
00:31 asciilifeform Chillum: if you can predict wave from turbulent flow (e.g., water faucet) don't settle for small change. aeronautics and naval folks would like a word with you.
00:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61770 @ 0.00026745 = 16.5204 BTC [+] {2}
00:32 Chillum if you have complete control of your noise source then I suppose it would work
00:32 Chillum but so many noise sources are very orders and all around us. 60hz is all around us
00:32 Chillum s/orders/ordered/
00:34 Chillum Say I start creating variants on a 6hz tone and create keys with that tool. I may just make the same key as someone else who used it near a lamp
00:34 Chillum 60hz
00:34 Chillum or at least reduce my keyspace
00:34 asciilifeform !s xor lemma
00:34 assbot 1 results for 'xor lemma' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=xor+lemma
00:34 jurov yes, if you insist using lamp and nothin else as your audio
00:34 asciilifeform collect for a while.
00:34 asciilifeform why hurry.
00:35 cazalla scoopbot fetch http://qntra.net/2015/03/mycelium-entropy-devices-possibly-tampered-with-during-transit/
00:35 assbot Mycelium Entropy Devices Possibly Tampered With During Transit | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1ylrWgE )
00:44 asciilifeform ^ if it had cameratron (see earlier thread) we'd have more to laugh at than a torn box.
00:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 12 @ 0.10041665 = 1.205 BTC [+] {4}
00:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52400 @ 0.00026653 = 13.9662 BTC [-] {2}
01:05 pete_dushenski http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-03-2015#1074455 << a h/t recipient is you!
01:05 assbot Logged on 27-03-2015 13:13:27; nubbins`: pete_dushenski http://i.imgur.com/z1q3Uc5.png heehee!
01:06 nubbins` WE WANTED SOME FEELS
01:06 pete_dushenski Chillum: solid first day in b-a!
01:06 pete_dushenski nubbins`: AND WE KNEW A GUY WHO PRINTED T-SHIRTS
01:07 pete_dushenski hey, we also know a guy who prints t-shirts, don't we...
01:07 nubbins` but what do we want to FUCK
01:07 nubbins` NODELESSNESS
01:08 pete_dushenski WOMENZ
01:08 Chillum lol
01:09 pete_dushenski SOCIALIST BUREAUCRACY
01:09 pete_dushenski ^i'd wear this t-shirt actually
01:10 pete_dushenski back should read: WITH A SPIKEY CACTUS
01:12 Chillum I have a shirt that says "I read your e-mails"
01:13 pete_dushenski heh.
01:13 pete_dushenski i have one that says "bitinstant"
01:14 pete_dushenski maybe one day i'll add "signs papers" to the back ;)
01:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60149 @ 0.00026652 = 16.0309 BTC [-]
~ 19 minutes ~
01:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7532 @ 0.00026652 = 2.0074 BTC [-]
01:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21550 @ 0.00025547 = 5.5054 BTC [-]
01:41 pete_dushenski "Women guaranteed at least 50% of jobs on Victorian government boards" << wd oz, get those numbers up!
01:41 pete_dushenski because quotas based on stupidity will surely yield genius results
01:41 pete_dushenski "we need 300,000 pairs of shoes"
01:42 pete_dushenski and so what if they're all size 6 because there wasn't more leather
01:42 Chillum hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!
01:44 pete_dushenski at laaaast!
01:44 pete_dushenski Monday 12 January 2015 will go down in confectionery history as a bad day. A hurtful day.
01:44 pete_dushenski The day when it was revealed that Cadbury’s Creme Eggs have changed for ever.
01:44 pete_dushenski No longer shall the egg shell be made from delicious Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate. It will instead be made from disgusting, foul, vomit-inducing “standard cocoa mix chocolate”.
01:45 pete_dushenski ^ok this is lulzy
01:45 pete_dushenski The spokesman said the new chocolate had been tested on “consumers” – industry shorthand for “idiots”, clearly – and had been “found to be the best one for Creme Egg”.
01:46 pete_dushenski Already, this egg announcement is threatening the stability of the UK government. What havoc will this monster wreak next?
01:46 pete_dushenski Are we really going to swallow this bad egg, America? For that is what Cadbury has wrought. A bad egg. And today will for ever be known as a bad day.
01:46 pete_dushenski ^mercy.
01:47 pete_dushenski if a chocolate egg is unsettling the balance, by golly bitcoin barely needs to sneeze in the uk's general direction
01:47 Chillum worst day in confectionary history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster
01:47 assbot Boston Molasses Disaster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1G1fadC )
01:47 pete_dushenski this article has to be a troll.
01:48 pete_dushenski 21 dead!
01:48 pete_dushenski oof.
01:48 Chillum but the egg thing is bad too
01:49 pete_dushenski in what way do you mean ?
01:50 mircea_popescu <Chillum> no amount of debiasing will create entropy from a patterned source << howdja figure that one ?
01:50 Chillum you can't create entropy with an algorithm
01:50 mircea_popescu this is not the same.
01:50 mircea_popescu you can debias with an algorithm.
01:51 Chillum we were talking about sound as a source of data
01:51 mircea_popescu sure. so what's wrong with a very banal von neuman ?
01:52 Chillum you lost me there
01:52 pete_dushenski "The Cadbury Creme Egg was a rare thing in this modern age. Its subtle blend of delicious chocolate and sweet, creamy/cremey yolk was a throwback to the days when chocolatiers took pride in their work." << right. the thing of which 500 mn are made per year, 2/3 of which are consumed in the uk (no wonder they have rotten teeth), is "boutique"
01:52 mircea_popescu there's this algorithm which consists of : flip biased coin twice. if flips agree, one thing. iof they disagree, another thing.
01:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64050 @ 0.00025547 = 16.3629 BTC [-]
01:53 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski gotta reposition!
01:53 mircea_popescu Chillum http://mathoverflow.net/questions/152107/proof-of-von-neumanns-debiasing-algorithm etc.
01:53 assbot pr.probability - Proof of Von Neumann's debiasing algorithm - MathOverflow ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nnh6xA )
01:53 Chillum but if the source is a lamp humming 60hz how does the algo filter the pattern from the entropy without diluting the entropy?
01:54 Chillum I know that algo, it removes bunching. It does not remove more complex patterns
01:54 mircea_popescu it doesn't "dilute" anything. if you have 1 bit of entropy per byte, it puts out one byte every eightish bytes.
01:55 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: sounds like 'repositioning' the creme egg in the uk is akin to 'repositioning' baby george's nose from his face to his ass.
01:55 mircea_popescu it removes bias, basically.
01:55 Chillum bias is only one type of pattern though
01:55 Chillum there is also periodicity
01:55 mircea_popescu in the case of your lamp, it basically extracts phase transition errors
01:55 mircea_popescu expect ~1/2 bit per phase change
01:56 Chillum my point was that debiasing will not remove periodic patterns
01:56 Chillum that are not next to each other
01:56 mircea_popescu ...
01:57 Chillum perhaps I am not getting it
01:57 mircea_popescu well im certainly unsure what it is you're saying.
01:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38600 @ 0.0002547 = 9.8314 BTC [-] {2}
01:58 mircea_popescu i mean, a biased source is a biased source. do you mean it's not actually biased, but the bits are correlated ?
01:59 mircea_popescu something like "always output 0 if the previous 7th output was 1" or whatever ?
02:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 93050 @ 0.00025464 = 23.6943 BTC [-]
02:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 102156 @ 0.00025566 = 26.1172 BTC [+] {2}
02:07 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-03-2015#1075431 << canada idem. cra can be plenty annoying.
02:07 assbot Logged on 27-03-2015 23:32:15; asciilifeform: <mircea_popescu> who the fuck explains their income ? <ben_vulpes> in the states, if they think they have a case they freeze your assets. << aha. sit on the stake until explained, yes.
02:08 pete_dushenski "The CRA has broad powers to investigate suspected tax cheats. In the process of conducting a civil audit to assess how much tax a person really owes, the tax agency can call up bank records, freeze accounts, compel the release of business, payroll and other records, and root through land registries and other government data." << sop
02:08 mircea_popescu it can do whatever the fuck it feels like, with its own data.
02:08 mircea_popescu it can't ask me "hey where you got your money from". unless im a politician and submitted some sort of "this is what my fortune is" statement.
02:09 pete_dushenski it can't ask "what was this line from this person from on your bank statement" ?
02:09 pete_dushenski i was under the impression that every line had to be explained.
02:10 mircea_popescu that's income.
02:10 pete_dushenski a yes, twas my focus
02:11 pete_dushenski you're saying they can't ask "from whence ferrari?"
02:11 mircea_popescu it's not a question of "where it's from", but "why have you not reported it". which ideally you have reported.
02:11 pete_dushenski agreed
02:12 mircea_popescu "how come you have something" != "how come you told us earlier this income is extempt when it clearly isn't"
02:12 pete_dushenski also agreed
02:14 pete_dushenski so income has to be explained, possessions not.
02:14 pete_dushenski got it
02:14 mircea_popescu you come riding at the border in a flying submarine
02:14 mircea_popescu "do you have title for it ?" "here it is"
02:14 mircea_popescu "how come you got it ?" "fuck you."
02:15 pete_dushenski "your mom gave it to me for my birthday"
02:15 mircea_popescu "but our records don't show us selliung you one"
02:15 mircea_popescu "that might be because you suck."
02:15 trinque "looks like a cocaine running air submarine to me"
02:16 pete_dushenski "keep better records, derp"
02:17 mircea_popescu trinque kinda why sane people don't travel into rogue states without an army.
02:17 trinque mhm
02:18 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: trilema.com gives me this: http://imgur.com/0KA8yFc
02:19 assbot Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1NnjULf )
02:19 trinque in my lifetime the perception that rule of law is either real or honest seems to have been fading
02:19 pete_dushenski but www.trilema.com works just fine.
02:19 trinque dunno that there ever was a time where rule of law did matter here; I'm neither old enough nor educated enough to say
02:19 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski hm i see it ?
02:20 mircea_popescu you must have some weird dns issue ? what's the perceived ip ?
02:20 trinque working here
02:20 mircea_popescu who the fuck hijacks blog dns's ? and also... www just goes to plain domain.
02:22 trinque mircea_popescu: it's the https
02:22 pete_dushenski i see 23.235.235.243
02:23 pete_dushenski ^using random look up tool
02:23 mircea_popescu that's right. but yeah, no https svp
02:24 pete_dushenski aha
02:24 pete_dushenski weird that the browser defaulted to https
02:25 pete_dushenski because i definitely never specified it
02:25 trinque pete_dushenski: got the "ssl everywhere" extension?
02:25 pete_dushenski just flashblock, noscript, adblock
02:25 * trinque shrugs
02:25 trinque ass gremlins
02:26 pete_dushenski unless one of those bakes in ssl everyfuckingwhere
02:26 pete_dushenski ya, let's chalk it up to ass grems and call it a day
02:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31882 @ 0.0002682 = 8.5508 BTC [+] {2}
02:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54818 @ 0.00027047 = 14.8266 BTC [+]
~ 16 minutes ~
02:51 pete_dushenski http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/12/what-a-masculinity-conference-taught-me-about-the-state-of-men
02:51 assbot What a masculinity conference taught me about the state of men | Life and style | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1IGm4om )
02:52 pete_dushenski is there nothing unworthy of having a conference about ?
02:53 pete_dushenski mebbe "bitcoind pogo afficionados" is near the threshold for obscurity
02:57 mircea_popescu lol
02:57 mircea_popescu masculinity conferences ahahaha.
03:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34158 @ 0.00026676 = 9.112 BTC [-]
03:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12150 @ 0.00026699 = 3.2439 BTC [+] {2}
03:17 mircea_popescu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Underwear_rule << ahahaha. fucking retards.
03:17 assbot Wikipedia:Underwear rule - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1IGoiUS )
03:17 mircea_popescu they're not NAKED. they're in their jimbo blessed underwear.
03:17 mircea_popescu such a sad epitome of mediocrity, that thing.
~ 16 minutes ~
03:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80950 @ 0.00027047 = 21.8945 BTC [+]
03:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29081 @ 0.00026344 = 7.6611 BTC [-] {2}
~ 22 minutes ~
04:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65500 @ 0.00026717 = 17.4996 BTC [+]
04:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72160 @ 0.00026418 = 19.0632 BTC [-] {2}
04:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 63810 @ 0.00025852 = 16.4962 BTC [-]
~ 21 minutes ~
04:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81600 @ 0.00025852 = 21.0952 BTC [-]
~ 22 minutes ~
05:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 122800 @ 0.00025852 = 31.7463 BTC [-] {2}
~ 21 minutes ~
05:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4030 @ 0.00025852 = 1.0418 BTC [-]
05:38 mats http://nytimes.com/2015/03/28/technology/ellen-pao-kleiner-perkins-case-decision.html
05:38 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/19rN6Dl )
05:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28700 @ 0.00026248 = 7.5332 BTC [+]
~ 25 minutes ~
06:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30744 @ 0.00027081 = 8.3258 BTC [+] {3}
06:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37234 @ 0.00026856 = 9.9996 BTC [-] {2}
~ 28 minutes ~
06:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 189470 @ 0.00026209 = 49.6582 BTC [-] {2}
06:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20050 @ 0.00025439 = 5.1005 BTC [-] {2}
~ 16 minutes ~
07:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44865 @ 0.00025894 = 11.6173 BTC [+]
07:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 152335 @ 0.00025302 = 38.5438 BTC [-] {4}
07:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72365 @ 0.00025006 = 18.0956 BTC [-] {2}
~ 19 minutes ~
07:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35896 @ 0.00026181 = 9.3979 BTC [+] {2}
07:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 190833 @ 0.00025329 = 48.3361 BTC [-] {3}
07:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 86423 @ 0.00025418 = 21.967 BTC [+]
07:35 nubbins` <+pete_dushenski> No longer shall the egg shell be made from delicious Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate. It will instead be made from disgusting, foul, vomit-inducing “standard cocoa mix chocolate”. <<< you think that's bad? get this: in the usa, cadbury chocolate is manufactured by /hershey's/. and they don't even get the milk from jersey cows.
07:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36426 @ 0.00024933 = 9.0821 BTC [-] {2}
07:46 funkenstein_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdZJFfQt8E <-- how to apologize gracefully
07:46 assbot ON A PERSONAL NOTE - Deek Jackson - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1EfJMJh )
07:54 nubbins` "that's such an /american/ thing, hey? 'mentoring'? movin' to a big city and getting yourself a mentor or five?"
07:54 nubbins` lel, my wife
07:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35777 @ 0.00025418 = 9.0938 BTC [+]
07:55 nubbins` http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/30ki71/please_return_the_red_notebook/
07:56 assbot Please return the red notebook : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1EfLudD )
07:56 nubbins` "Hey guys I am down at the Texas Bitcoin Conference and someone took my red notebook. There was not a whole lot of valuable info in it but it was a gift. If you saw it tonight at marias taco xpress or know where it wound up please notify me. I thought this was outside bitcoiners' character but I am never surprised in this space"
07:56 nubbins` first comment: "Don't know if this is an actual notebook or a laptop" hahaha
~ 22 minutes ~
08:19 nubbins` okay, sweet. i've got a 60GB SSD and a 64gb UHS-1 SD card on the way.
08:19 nubbins` curious to see how much the SD chokes
08:28 nubbins` and finally found a good price for purple pogos, two of them on the way
08:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33868 @ 0.00026964 = 9.1322 BTC [+]
~ 16 minutes ~
08:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51800 @ 0.00026988 = 13.9798 BTC [+]
08:58 funkenstein_ nubbins what ever happened to that wood carving with your name on it?
08:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34432 @ 0.00026964 = 9.2842 BTC [-]
09:05 nubbins` funkenstein_ the guy wouldn't sell it to me. total fraud.
09:05 funkenstein_ lol, that sucks. well at least you got some pictures :)
09:06 nubbins` and an hour-long video
09:06 nubbins` o hey i took everyone's advice and started a blog
09:06 nubbins` BUT NONE OF YOU WILL FIND IT INTERESTING AHAHAHAHAHAH
09:08 funkenstein_ lol i'm with you on that one
09:08 nubbins` but just in case: http://madcaptomfoolery.ca
09:08 assbot madcap tomfoolery | we write, you read. ... ( http://bit.ly/1ymqkmS )
09:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57400 @ 0.00026465 = 15.1909 BTC [-]
09:18 nubbins` http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-worries-legalized-weed-in-dc-will-cut-into-h,38210/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:3:Default
09:18 assbot Biden Worries Legalized Weed In D.C. Will Cut Into His Business | The Onion - America's Finest News Source ... ( http://bit.ly/1ymrnTY )
09:18 nubbins` "Claiming that his operation would be “completely dicked over” by an influx of product, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly became increasingly worried this week that the recent legalization of marijuana in Washington, D.C. could seriously cut into his business."
09:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17336 @ 0.00026701 = 4.6289 BTC [+] {2}
09:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 110482 @ 0.000272 = 30.0511 BTC [+] {2}
09:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22875 @ 0.00027256 = 6.2348 BTC [+] {2}
09:24 nubbins` nubbins`:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/bianca-s-gift-cards-no-longer-accepted-at-bistro-sofia-and-black-sea-1.3011771 <<< reports are that employees are owed a month's wages too :o
09:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44750 @ 0.00026374 = 11.8024 BTC [-] {2}
09:33 nubbins` http://shop.lululemon.com/products/clothes-accessories/mens-pants-to-and-from/ABC-Pant-Regular
09:33 assbot abc pant (regular) | men's pants | lululemon athletica ... ( http://bit.ly/1xIDIae )
09:33 nubbins` ABC (anti-ball crushing) engineering gives you and the family jewels room to breathe
09:33 chetty http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/27/fabricated-peer-reviews-prompt-scientific-journal-to-retract-43-papers-systematic-scheme-may-affect-other-journals/?tid=pm_national_pop
09:33 assbot Major publisher retracts 43 scientific papers amid wider fake peer-review scandal - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1xIDOig )
09:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 163050 @ 0.00025707 = 41.9153 BTC [-] {4}
09:41 nubbins` a peer review and citation ring
09:41 nubbins` like a web ring, but funner and in meatspace
09:41 nubbins` and with the potential to set back scientific research :S
09:51 chetty <nubbins`> and with the potential to set back scientific research :S// is that even possible?
09:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61960 @ 0.00026226 = 16.2496 BTC [+]
09:52 nubbins` i'm beginning to think not
~ 16 minutes ~
10:08 nubbins` http://cointelegraph.com/news/113811/bitcoin-embassy-amsterdam-founder-booted-from-organization-starts-second-embassy
10:08 assbot Bitcoin Embassy Amsterdam Founder Booted From Organization, Starts Second Embassy ... ( http://bit.ly/19sugvK )
10:08 nubbins` mega-lel @ lead-in photo
10:10 Chillum haha "screw you guys, I am going to start my own embassy with blackjack and hookers!"
10:10 Chillum "in fact, forget about the embassy!"
10:10 PeterL When does #b-a start our own emabassies?
10:10 Chillum well, they declared a tax so an embassy must be around the corner
10:12 chetty ppfft on embassy, let them come here to the capital
10:12 PeterL hardware b-a is our capital now?
10:12 Chillum capital of bitcoin? Like "B"?
10:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27500 @ 0.00027261 = 7.4968 BTC [+]
10:14 chetty oops capitol ;P -- on theother hand I like the B idea better
10:16 Chillum never seen that spelling before
10:16 Chillum I have been spelling that wrong my what life
10:16 Chillum damn teachers
10:18 chetty thats edumacation these days
10:22 PeterL 'capitol' is specifically the building where the legislature meets, 'capital' is the city
10:23 Chillum I did not know that
10:29 nubbins` soooooo, the pogoplug mobile (non-sata) has solder pads for attaching a SATA connector
10:30 nubbins` and: the heat sink is on the bottom of the board, so you can take off the lid without repercussion
10:31 nubbins` http://imgur.com/qgwY3YO
10:31 assbot Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/19sy8x0 )
10:32 nubbins` you can see it just south of the middle there
10:32 nubbins` asciilifeform danielpbarron etc ^
10:35 Chillum nice
10:35 Chillum what does it do?
10:36 felipelalli Hi Chillum!
10:36 Chillum Hello
10:37 nubbins` Chillum eventually it'll be running bitcoind
10:38 Chillum Nice. I tried that on a Pi 1 but it chocked
10:38 nubbins` this particular one got its NAND rewritten in a not-fun way, so i'm gonna be adding a serial port
10:38 Chillum Trying now on a Pi 2 and it is going well( at 250,000 block)
10:38 nubbins` Chillum prolly 'cause you're using the latest phoundation bloatware
10:39 nubbins` if you've a mind to try again on your pi1 (and have a cross-compile toolchain set up), i'd suggest http://thebitcoin.foundation/bitcoin-v0_5_3_1-RELEASE.tar.gz
10:39 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/19szBmZ )
10:41 nubbins` running it on my macbook now, ~ block 180k
10:41 Chillum There is so little information on that site about what the changes actually are or how they have been audited. It seems to have been made in November. It would be a bit like running a custom code version of PGP
10:41 Chillum the security implications are significant
10:42 Chillum is there a changelog?
10:42 nubbins` yes
10:42 nubbins` it's based on the historical 0.5.3
10:42 nubbins` with a bunch of plain unix patches applied
10:43 nubbins` there's a RELEASE NOTES included that lists the patches applied
10:43 Chillum I will keep an eye on the project
10:43 nubbins` but if you're so inclined, you could actually just grab legacy 0.5.3 from your favourite source, and apply the patches listed on the site
10:43 nubbins` they're all small enough that you can fit each one inside your head enough to understand it
10:43 Chillum Glad it is still being worked on. But frankly I would like to see a complete re-write of the client
10:44 nubbins` yeah
10:44 nubbins` well, that's an eventual goal
10:44 nubbins` right now people are just ripping the turds out
10:44 Chillum just like the bittorrent reference client sucked(but did what it needed too, reference the protocol) so does bitcoind
10:44 nubbins` QT support, upnp, etc
10:44 felipelalli I want to buy 1 BTC in Monero. Here is a good place to ask?
10:44 Chillum If anything QT should have nothing to do with bitcoin other than being in a client that accesses the daemon
10:45 nubbins` Chillum http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=R8c8QBKd
10:45 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/19sAA6x )
10:45 Chillum a thin frontend
10:45 Chillum and the API needs to spit out parsed block data on demand so that 3rd party apps can work with the data
10:45 nubbins` yeah
10:45 nubbins` anyway, check out that pastebin, that's the release notes for 0.5.3.1
10:46 nubbins` all the patches are written by people in here, and pgp-signed
10:46 Chillum "Removes OpenSSL Handshake for RPC commands" Isn't that important?
10:46 Chillum can't I just MITM the connection without that?
10:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67200 @ 0.00027261 = 18.3194 BTC [+]
10:47 nubbins` http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/attachments/20141112/bitcoin-asciilifeform_ea4c4745bc4b10fc19bf0a2be7d0797dfd948a33.2-https_snipsnip.patch
10:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/19sB24G )
10:47 nubbins` there's the patch, you tell me 8)
10:49 Chillum I am sure the change makes it run faster which is great for embedded devices that don't need to worry _too_ much about malware on the machine
10:49 nubbins` the idea here is to get a bare-bones reference implementation
10:50 nubbins` it might come with some sharp corners
10:50 Chillum but I am making a security app for a client. Security is a priority over speed.
10:50 Chillum May try that out for my own purposes
10:50 nubbins` asciilifeform would be the one to question about the specifics of it 8)
10:50 Chillum I just need to make a $100 node
10:50 Chillum I can understand it. It is removing a security layer, presumably for speed
10:51 Chillum though all of that can be disabled in config
10:51 nubbins` sure
10:52 Chillum better hope nobody packet sniffs your API access.
10:52 nubbins` this whole thing started with asciilifeform wishing he had bitcoin source code in dead-tree form
10:52 Chillum if it is all internal it should be fine
10:52 Chillum my box needs to expose its API though
10:53 Chillum A great idea for a light node though, if the security situation permits it
10:53 Chillum The page could use more information about the security implications and the expected use case though. Someone might get told it is the latest and greatest and not realize security has been bypassed
10:54 Chillum really SSL is not using that much horse power compared to the other stuff the client does
10:56 felipelalli Why assbot isn't in #bitcoin-otc channel?
10:56 Chillum In my opinion SSL is not a turd to be ripped out
10:56 nubbins` felipelalli why otcbot isn't in #bitcoin-assets channel?
10:57 felipelalli gribble is here.
10:57 PeterL what would assbot do in -otc?
10:57 Chillum sell his ass
10:57 felipelalli I thought assbot also worked as a gribble backup?
10:57 Chillum the bandwidth that goes through the API is so small that the SSL module would be using a negligible amount of resources
10:58 PeterL assbot is a gribble replacement
11:00 felipelalli PeterL: replacement, not backup? hmmm, but if it is a replacement, why it isn't in #bitcoin-otc so?
11:00 nubbins` ah, found it.
11:00 nubbins` Chillum http://explo.yt/post/2014/10/29/some-dangerous-idea
11:00 assbot A dangerous idea - serialized delusions ... ( http://bit.ly/19sDtnZ )
11:00 PeterL well, not really replacement, just not a backup
11:01 PeterL they make a more resilient system with two nodes rather than one
11:01 nubbins` http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-10-2014#864597 << my sides
11:01 assbot Logged on 08-10-2014 17:48:30; mircea_popescu: how's slotful lust ?
11:02 nubbins` felipelalli here's a question. you bake a cake. why didn't you bake your neighbour one?
11:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 154701 @ 0.00027278 = 42.1993 BTC [+] {2}
11:02 felipelalli lol
11:02 felipelalli I'm sorry.
11:03 nubbins` :D
11:04 nubbins` if -otc wants a new bot, someone there can set one up
11:04 nubbins` i doubt kakobrekla wants to do it, since he doesn't idle in -otc :D
11:06 felipelalli I was asking because gribble is kind of "universal", it is in everywhere, including here, and also in #bitcoin-bra --- I thought assbot was a kind of universal WoT like gribble.
11:06 nubbins` nah
11:06 nubbins` assbot = assets bot
11:06 nubbins` !t m s.mg
11:06 assbot [MPEX:S.MG] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.00009 / 0.00009033 / 0.000091 (15000 shares, 1.36 BTC)
11:07 Chillum ahhh, did not get the name
11:07 nubbins` neither did my wife 8)
11:07 Chillum no honey, I swear the assbot is for strictly business purposes!
11:07 nubbins` HEH
11:07 nubbins` every time she'd open my laptop, 5 seconds later an onjoin alert from assbot pops up on screen
11:08 nubbins` ater some weeks: "...what's assbot?"
11:08 nubbins` *after
11:08 PeterL #b-a is special, we get a special bot
11:09 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/O2GQeHh.jpg
11:09 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/19sFpwR )
11:10 thestringpuller I'm thinking of making a bot to determine uptime of other bots ;)
11:10 Chillum and I will make one to monitor the uptime of yours
11:10 mod6 !t m s.mpoe
11:10 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00024754 / 0.00026065 / 0.00027314 (5037215 shares, 1,312.97 BTC), 7D: 0.0001443 / 0.00024169 / 0.00028483 (19175310 shares, 4,634.62 BTC), 30D: 0.0001443 / 0.00032777 / 0.0004493 (91445718 shares, 29,973.86 BTC)
11:11 PeterL thestringpuller: are you picking on scoopbot? ;)
11:12 danielpbarron height=302648 vs height=217961
11:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00027101 = 6.8837 BTC [-]
11:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 103204 @ 0.00027313 = 28.1881 BTC [+] {4}
11:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 80660 @ 0.00027438 = 22.1315 BTC [+] {2}
11:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11075 @ 0.00027449 = 3.04 BTC [+]
11:29 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/future-shop-stores-closed-across-canada-some-to-become-best-buy-1.3013534
11:29 assbot Future Shop stores closed across Canada, some to become Best Buy - Business - CBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/19sJQri )
11:30 nubbins` i always wondered why there was a Future Shop and a Best Buy less than a block away from each other
11:32 nubbins` http://imgur.com/kC4xLV2
11:32 assbot Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1Mg6FAF )
11:32 nubbins` ^ quebec city, march 26 2015
11:36 nubbins` lel, protestors have started doxxing the riot police
11:38 nubbins` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpddwSIIYP8
11:38 assbot Canada cops unleash tear gas at close range on anti-austerity protesters in Quebec - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/19sLxVT )
11:38 nubbins` o, canada!
11:42 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEUlaDdNk5g << me discovering pogues
11:42 assbot Tommy's Blue Valentine - Pogues' Cait O'Riordan on lead vocals - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/19sMnBQ )
11:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16899 @ 0.00027449 = 4.6386 BTC [+]
11:50 Chillum nubbins`: they use pepper spray around here
11:50 mircea_popescu -NickServ- m_p!~matter_pa@49.207.189.76 failed to login to mircea_popescu. There has been 1 failed login attempt since your last successful login. << check it out ?!
11:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15050 @ 0.00026917 = 4.051 BTC [-] {2}
11:59 mod6 huh
11:59 mircea_popescu http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Log/2015_March_20#Cogobuy << wikilulz of the day. guy makes article about bn dollar chinese company, is told "This is an encyclopedia .... Not a website advertisement service, There are a million and one ways to advertise your company and this place certainly isn't one of them"
11:59 mircea_popescu apparently wikipedia is keenly aware it exists primarily as an advertising source. just... not for the fucking chinese aaaite ?
12:00 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076676 << see teh logs
12:00 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 14:56:34; Chillum: In my opinion SSL is not a turd to be ripped out
12:00 Chillum how can we not be aware?
12:00 pete_dushenski !s ssl
12:00 assbot 240 results for 'ssl' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=ssl
12:01 pete_dushenski ssl provides much security theatre and little apparent security
12:01 Chillum okay
12:02 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski seems to be the consensus.
12:02 Chillum I still think my clients would prefer their api keys encrypted
12:02 pete_dushenski ah yes, "what the customer has come to expect"
12:02 mircea_popescu Chillum i suspek you have to do a bunch of log reading to acclimate to the groupthink.
12:03 Chillum I never was very good at group think
12:03 Chillum my own damn opinions keep getting in the way
12:03 pete_dushenski it's a strong brew here ;)
12:03 asciilifeform 'When he was returned to Springfield four years later, after slashing his wrists and writing “American Gulag” in blood on his bedsheets, the doctor wrote, “Considerations that [Powers] has some form of psychosis, thought disorder or mental illness are unfounded.”' << mega-l0l
12:03 mircea_popescu yes, that's the problem there : in order to have your own oppinions you need to study the groupthink.
12:03 asciilifeform ( http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/03/29/magazine/inside-americas-toughest-federal-prison.html?from=promo&_r=0 )
12:03 assbot Log In ... ( http://bit.ly/1D09pMR )
12:03 Chillum not sure that I do
12:03 mircea_popescu otherwise, you're just passing (to yourself, at least) groupthink as oppinions.
12:04 Chillum most ssl vulnerabilities come from poor cert checking
12:04 mircea_popescu "most stds come from whores"
12:04 Chillum exactly, not a reason to stop fucking
12:04 asciilifeform Chillum: why do you not consider the existence of the master keys a vulnerability ?
12:04 mircea_popescu ssl != fucking in this simile
12:05 Chillum it is for perfect forward secrecy isn't it?
12:06 Chillum how is using plaintext instead of SSL better?
12:06 Chillum security is about layers
12:07 mircea_popescu a turdstack is not a better pancake "because layers".
12:07 asciilifeform Chillum: you may live on a planet where plaintext is the only alternative to ssl, but here on the third rock from sol there are other cryptosystems
12:07 mircea_popescu in most practical scenarios, the only enemy any user will ever encounter is the usg.
12:07 mircea_popescu security solutions that avoid this point are exercises in disinfo.
12:08 Chillum In most practical scenarios the enemy is a person trying to steal bitcoins
12:08 mircea_popescu not a person, but the government of the united states
12:08 mircea_popescu to date, the most successful bitcoin thief
12:08 asciilifeform ^
12:08 mircea_popescu (if we credit its usms fake auction sums)
12:09 mircea_popescu now, this entire "yeah the usg is your main enemy but whatever, you don't really want to protect your fucking tweets from them anyway" worked to propose turdstack = pancake.
12:10 Chillum I have worked in computer security for 15 years. While many implementations of SSL host checking are flawed and the hierarchial trust model is a joke the underlying encryption is solid until some learns to find prime factors of large numbers easily.
12:10 mircea_popescu with the advent of bitcoins, things have changed. a stolen bitcoin is a stolen bitcoin no matter how the theft was perpetuated, or under what color of law.
12:10 asciilifeform Chillum: i am the one who cut the ssl idiocy from therealbitcoin's bitcoind. and i did it for reasons which had nothing to do with memory footprint (we did not have an embedded device project yet)
12:10 Chillum I saw the diff
12:10 mircea_popescu Chillum but they do in fact ALL accept verisign master keys.
12:10 asciilifeform Chillum: if you worked in security, did you sleep through 'heartbleed' ?
12:10 Chillum I think it should come with a big "NO SSL" warning next to the download so people are not caught unaware
12:10 mats lol
12:11 Chillum I am aware of heartbleed, an implementation failure
12:11 mircea_popescu wait.what ?!
12:11 Chillum plaintext also has a history of failure
12:11 asciilifeform Chillum: we have a 'read the fucking source before you build and run it' warning, does that count ?
12:11 Chillum I am glad I did
12:11 Chillum read the patches before running it
12:11 mircea_popescu "an implementation failure" ? the time we took out usg's most valuable asset and publicly shot it in the head was "an implementation failure" "?
12:11 mircea_popescu what was tikrit then ?
12:11 mats have you read the openssl code Chillum?
12:11 funkenstein_ chillum its not the encryption thats broken its the authentication
12:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform btw, is the "valued crypto" bit starting to fuzz over there ?
12:12 asciilifeform Chillum: did you also sleep through, e.g., 'stuxnet' having a perfectly legal ssl cert ?
12:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: valued ?
12:13 mircea_popescu asciilifeform didn't you use to bemoan the fact that "no valued crypto stuff is ever leaked" ?
12:13 Chillum so because ssl has had problems it is better to use plain text?
12:13 mircea_popescu maybe it just doesn't look like what you expect is iall.
12:13 Chillum security is layers, that is how the industry works
12:13 mats lol
12:14 mircea_popescu Chillum "i like turd pancakes, it's my groupthink"
12:14 mircea_popescu srsly...
12:14 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 0day isn't a cryptodirectorat affair
12:14 Chillum SSL will stop all but the most advanced of attackers
12:14 mats use other crypto
12:14 Chillum okay sure, turd pancakes
12:14 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 0days live in the 0day directorat.
12:14 Chillum love em,
12:14 Chillum nom nom nom
12:14 mircea_popescu "ssl will stop all but the actual attacks you will encounter"
12:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you wrote the meta-nsa micromanagement three ring binder too ?
12:14 Chillum actual encounters = some script kiddie running ettercap to intercept your traffic
12:14 funkenstein_ Chillum, go listen to moxie marlinspike's talks on the topic
12:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: no but did read the table of directorates circa 2003 (see log ~6mo ago)
12:15 Chillum not all attackers are people in dark server rooms with ciggerette smoking g men behind them
12:15 mircea_popescu funkenstein_ incidentally, about 5x better than sending someone to go listen to something is transcribing the something so they can read it.
12:15 funkenstein_ good point
12:15 mircea_popescu Chillum just all the ones you should practically care about.
12:15 mircea_popescu get your security to where usg fails, you'll do fine.
12:16 asciilifeform ^
12:16 funkenstein_ nokia was caught capturing all ssl traffic through their networks at one point
12:16 mircea_popescu get it to any other standard, you'll do as bad as all the schmucks on windows
12:16 Chillum It is clear I have stumbled into a religious debate. I have no more interest in changing your mind about SSL than I do with you changing my mind. I will run SSL on my bitcoind API if you don't mind.
12:16 funkenstein_ sslsniff is a tool you can use to capture ssl data
12:16 funkenstein_ if you are a script kiddie
12:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 84000 @ 0.00027191 = 22.8404 BTC [+]
12:16 asciilifeform Chillum: you can run feathercoin on tops-10 for all we care
12:16 mircea_popescu Chillum definitely can run whatever the heck you please.
12:17 mircea_popescu but a debate doesn't become religious by declaratory relief from having to think about it.
12:17 Chillum I certainly did not mean to offend anyone by saying SSL is not a turd, if this is a controversial statement I will keep it to myself
12:17 funkenstein_ but when and why would bitcoind use ssl?
12:17 asciilifeform Chillum: but if you are interested in actually learning something, try to understand how we reached this particular conclusion
12:17 mircea_popescu offending people is required to participate here i thought.
12:17 funkenstein_ all of bitcoin communications are plaintext and public right?
12:17 Chillum asciilifeform: nobody is disputing that SSL has issues, but plaintext is not a better alternative
12:18 asciilifeform let's take it in pieces. plaintext of what ?
12:18 mircea_popescu Chillum have you seen the numerous cases where we pass back and forth "plaintext" over pastebin here ?
12:18 mircea_popescu it starts generally with five dashes.
12:18 Chillum I am going to get some fresh air
12:18 funkenstein_ all TXs, block DL requests, block solution reports, node announcements etc.
12:19 funkenstein_ are plaintext
12:19 mircea_popescu well.. "plaintext"
12:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39300 @ 0.00027449 = 10.7875 BTC [+]
12:20 Chillum API
12:20 Chillum along with it api keys
12:20 mircea_popescu i don't think that's a supported usecase as of yet ? mebbe i'm behind here.
12:20 asciilifeform api of what ?
12:20 asciilifeform bitcoind ?
12:20 ben_vulpes 0.5.3.1?
12:20 ben_vulpes has use cases?
12:21 asciilifeform Chillum: were you speaking of a 'hotwallet' ?
12:21 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes troll.
12:21 ben_vulpes <Chillum> [14:55] In my opinion SSL is not a turd to be ripped out << dude this is a something like 4 month long project going on here
12:21 Chillum yes I am building a full node on a raspberry pi 2 to be used as a hot wallet
12:22 ben_vulpes there is more context in this channel than dreamt of in all of reddit, Chillum
12:22 ben_vulpes maybe instead of "herp derp i pinions bros" you might start by asking "why did you rip TLS out with such anger and speed?"
12:23 Chillum if you were not using a wallet then I agree SSL is pointless
12:23 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes he's not from reddit, he's from wikipedia. pls to not insult teh muggles with misidentification.
12:23 asciilifeform Chillum: if you are presently living in a one-bit universe where the only two choices for hotwallet control are ssl and plaintext - first you have to consider moving out of that universe and into a neighbouring one, where there are other choices
12:23 Chillum I could ssh tunnel
12:23 ben_vulpes Chillum: programmatic BTC remittance?
12:23 funkenstein_ i thought ssl was for websites
12:24 Chillum but ssh uses... ssl
12:24 asciilifeform Chillum: even this - improvement. because you control the keys.
12:24 chetty ssl is for fools
12:24 mircea_popescu funkenstein_ ssl is for any application where security theatre is +ev and security itself doesn't matter.
12:24 funkenstein_ sslol
12:24 mircea_popescu blogs, guestbooks, whatevs.
12:24 Chillum you can control the keys in ssl. You don't have to use existing authority chains you can make your own
12:24 Chillum in fact trusting verisign or something to authenticate keys is the root of most problems
12:24 mircea_popescu Chillum and also make your own implementation, to not depend on "implementation errors" ?
12:24 funkenstein_ for example if i am trying to publish a transaction to the world with my wallet, why would i encrypt it before sending?
12:24 asciilifeform Chillum: try to deploy a self-signed thing commercially and be buried in whines from idiots whose browsers flash red.
12:24 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2014/07/17/proof-that-mycelium-knows-how-to-make-a-better-rng-for-its-entropy-dongle-and-isnt/#comment-13873 << lol mr. mycelium comes back for 'correction'
12:24 assbot Proof That Mycelium Knows How To Make A Better RNG For Its Entropy Dongle. And Isn’t. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0hill )
12:24 mircea_popescu in which case... why are you even using it ?
12:25 Chillum all tools have potential for implementation errors
12:25 mircea_popescu Chillum the problem is we know ssl to be intentionally misimplemented. as you say, on layers.
12:25 Chillum funkenstein_: you don't. Buy when you contact the API and provide your API keys you want that encyrpted
12:25 funkenstein_ what wallet has api keys?
12:25 Chillum the cert system is for sure
12:25 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski is that actually the guy ? who even made mycellium ?
12:25 Chillum funkenstein_: bitcoin JPSON-RPC
12:26 Chillum JSON
12:26 funkenstein_ ah ok now we are getting somewhere
12:26 mircea_popescu oh rassah, i remember this.
12:26 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: ayup.
12:26 Chillum also when using the API we will be passing private keys
12:26 Chillum very sensitive information
12:26 funkenstein_ sounds like a bad idea
12:26 funkenstein_ why would you do that?
12:26 Chillum how would you import a key into a wallet if not with the API?
12:27 funkenstein_ importprivkey
12:27 Chillum it is an automated system so no mouse clicks
12:27 Chillum that is an API command
12:27 funkenstein_ it is not remote
12:27 Chillum sockets vs tcp, should be secure both ways
12:27 mircea_popescu Chillum generally, the idea being that running a wallet client and a bitcoin node on the same system (let alone in the same program) is beyond idiotic.
12:27 funkenstein_ ok if you run a bitcoind on a remote machine.. ssh into it
12:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11766 @ 0.00027449 = 3.2296 BTC [+]
12:27 funkenstein_ then you are using ssl
12:27 mircea_popescu that idiocy was easily excusable in 2009. meanwhile, we just don't do that.
12:28 mircea_popescu and whatever customers may "have come to expect", bitcoin is too valuable to cater to that in breach of security and safety. so, options that are by their nature insecure shouldn't be provided at all.
12:28 mircea_popescu whoever wants them can put them in, like you say above.
12:29 ben_vulpes Chillum: what precisely are you building?
12:30 danielpbarron fodder for a future qntra article
12:30 Chillum just a bitcoind node with a wallet and a firewall and an API
12:30 mircea_popescu all on one computer ?
12:30 Chillum if the built in API is really that insecure I suppose I can write an access layer
12:31 ben_vulpes dude
12:31 mircea_popescu single machine paradigm is flawed for this application.
12:31 Chillum what exactly does more than one computer get me?
12:31 ben_vulpes the thing calling into your wallet is also an attack point
12:31 mircea_popescu separation of red and black.
12:31 mod6 plz go read 1+ year of logs + trilima
12:31 mod6 *trilema
12:31 mircea_popescu in other news,
12:31 mircea_popescu Hi,
12:31 mircea_popescu Hope you are doing well. I am a client services manager here at AdMedia. I was wondering if there might be a possible partnership opportunity between our two companies. We have previously and recently ran campaigns for trilema.com via third party networks. We wanted to discuss the opportunity of working directly
12:31 * mircea_popescu is pretty fucking impressed with admedia atm.
12:32 Chillum So if I understand correctly SSL was removed because if I need SSL I am doing it wrong?
12:32 mircea_popescu exactly.
12:32 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: because they can spell and write their own e-mails ?
12:32 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski and read their own dbs and advanced shit like that!
12:32 Chillum May I suggest that you describe your best practices so that people running this SSL free code will know how to not do it wrong?
12:32 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: holy cramoly!
12:33 Chillum I would love to read an essay describing the sort of infractructure you find safe
12:33 mircea_popescu Chillum http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076921 ?
12:33 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 16:31:34; mod6: plz go read 1+ year of logs + trilima
12:33 mircea_popescu not that i've (and others) not said the same thingee.
12:33 Chillum I am interested in other ideas, it is just a bit hard to understand what your best practices are
12:33 Chillum I will read _some_ of the logs later
12:33 mircea_popescu cool.
12:33 asciilifeform Chillum: http://trilema.com/2013/how-to-airgap-a-practical-guide << good starting point
12:33 assbot How to airgap. A practical guide. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/19ajNp3 )
12:33 mircea_popescu not like there's any rush. and generally, the stuff you're used to worrying about holds no sway here. so.. .jus relax an' enjoy.
12:34 ben_vulpes also
12:34 ben_vulpes 0.5.3.1 is not for use in 'anger'.
12:34 Chillum avoiding the need for encryption on the API through sound security practices is one thing. Recommending something without encryption without describing those practices is a recipe for disaster.
12:34 ben_vulpes if you *want* to run it, and *can* read the provided documentation, do so.
12:34 ben_vulpes if you haven't, stop in here and expose your ignorance for all.
12:34 mircea_popescu Chillum yeah. like, you know, how the bitcoin wallets were plaintext for... i dunno, 3years or so.
12:35 asciilifeform Chillum: at present there is no chance of a 'civilian' stumbling upon 0.5.3.1 and putting it to use
12:35 ben_vulpes Chillum: some day i'd like this thing to not even have a json/rpc api.
12:35 Chillum It was recommended to me by two people here before I read the patches
12:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this may or may not be true, upon contemplation.
12:35 mircea_popescu mod6 ben_vulpes you think some warnings should be brewed maybe ?
12:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: would be hilarious if someone found, built, then cried
12:35 Chillum air-gap is not an option for me, it needs to be automated
12:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but i don't expect to see this
12:35 ben_vulpes me neither.
12:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform he said it just happened ?
12:36 asciilifeform nah he read the patches and upchucked
12:36 mircea_popescu he did.
12:36 mircea_popescu someone else ?
12:36 Chillum though it will use a cold-wallet reserve system to minimize exposure
12:36 ben_vulpes perhaps throw an error on boot if someone tries to use the tls flags.
12:36 mircea_popescu Chillum : better plan, sign your txn off the hot box, import them there through private connection.
12:36 Chillum again, needs to be automated
12:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19700 @ 0.00027545 = 5.4264 BTC [+]
12:37 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes dunno how best implemented, but he raises a good point we're prone to neglect : as exposure increases, which it necessarily will,
12:37 Chillum oh
12:37 Chillum i see
12:37 Chillum was going to use firewall enforced vpn
12:37 mircea_popescu the number of random people trying random things will exponential
12:37 mircea_popescu that may actually work.
12:37 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: feel free to lift the ascii jolly roger from http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-January/000038.html for the warning banner...
12:37 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/19akQFF )
12:37 asciilifeform if you like
12:38 ben_vulpes chill
12:38 Chillum you guys should make a white paper
12:38 mircea_popescu firewalls are finnicy to setup, but once correctly setup on a linux box they're reliable.
12:38 ben_vulpes Chillum: and if the web host talking to the API gets compromised?
12:38 asciilifeform Chillum: we do human skin parchments instead of white papers here.
12:38 ben_vulpes <Chillum> you guys should make a white paper << myeah. someday, i'm sure.
12:39 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes it'd be one way nah ? from his wallet to the node. not the other way.
12:39 nubbins` mircea_popescu as seen in my latest submit: "Follow these instructions at your own peril, and upon risk of divestment, dismemberment, or death."
12:39 mircea_popescu nubbins` too cutsy to be effectual imo, but hey.
12:40 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: well something has to poke the wallet in an automated fashion
12:40 mircea_popescu why ?
12:40 nubbins` all of those things are possible and if you press alf he'll admit that he expects all three
12:40 ben_vulpes because he's building a robo-remitter?!
12:40 Chillum ben_vulpes: That is always a risk with a hot wallet, but if the system needs to be automated then what is the alternative?
12:41 Chillum If the solution being offered is an air-gap then that only works in certain scenarios
12:41 mircea_popescu Chillum not to pry into your soul here, but mind describing the cause of the need for automation ?
12:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53800 @ 0.00027548 = 14.8208 BTC [+] {2}
12:41 mircea_popescu an airgap is merely a golden standard BECAUSE it disallows automation. there's ipso definitio no automated airgap.
12:42 Chillum Security is easy if you have to manually approve each and every transaction
12:42 ben_vulpes Chillum:
12:42 mircea_popescu not so easy and quite expensive, which is why alternatives are always tempting. but go on ?
12:42 ben_vulpes what are you building.
12:42 Chillum most companies want tools that work without their intervention
12:42 asciilifeform (note to n00bs - this is a good place to point out that the 'air' in an airgap is more than physical concept: i.e. a machine controlled via radio in real time is not 'airgapped')
12:42 mircea_popescu most people want trees that shit prune juice too.
12:43 ben_vulpes pre-fermented at that
12:43 Chillum consider the use case of a service that rents say minecraft servers by the hour. The user need to be able to establish a balance and later withdraw their balance when they are done in a reasonable amount of time
12:43 * asciilifeform believes that 'meatgap' would be a more descriptive term for the concept
12:43 nubbins` heh
12:44 Chillum the owner relies on it being low maintenance in order for it to be profitable
12:44 ben_vulpes Chillum: 2 points:
12:44 Chillum which is very common in internet based companies
12:44 mircea_popescu Chillum completely unrelated : do you have any fucking idea how desired a bitcoin host is here ?
12:44 ben_vulpes 1) what are you building
12:44 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes he basically wants trilema credits for whatever.
12:44 ben_vulpes 2) if it's that low margin, why bother in the first place?
12:44 Chillum mircea_popescu: I bet.
12:44 mircea_popescu Chillum i've been trying to shoehorn random people into doing it since... omgerd 2013.
12:44 Chillum you do realize that some of the most successful internet companies are low margin right?
12:45 mircea_popescu ;;later tell pinkposixpxe hai!
12:45 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:45 Chillum well the issue with bitcoin hosting is lack of accountability. The guy who is renting the servers to the bitcoin anon will get the abuse complaints when they spam
12:45 mircea_popescu nah, all wot based.
12:45 mircea_popescu you only work with !rated ppls.
12:45 Chillum which is why software as a service is a better option
12:45 mircea_popescu neah.
12:46 Chillum well mircea I can write a wrapper for AWS that accepts bitcoins from people on a whitelist
12:46 Chillum it will be a lot of work to do it securely though
12:46 mircea_popescu most everyone here can spin an aws in ten minutes.
12:46 Chillum but if there is demand and a willingness to pay a reasonable markup
12:46 mircea_popescu the idea is to get bare metal.
12:46 asciilifeform Chillum: can't speak for others but i in particular am interested specifically in migrating -from- aws
12:47 asciilifeform aws is the 'mcdonalds' of hosting.
12:47 Chillum I could offer raspberry pis, but you would need to VPN your own internet connection to them, I don't want bitcoin/irc dudes using my home internet lulz
12:47 ben_vulpes http://waifu.xyz/slurp/g/2661568_black_science.webm
12:47 assbot waifu.xyz - g ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0pCBq )
12:47 Chillum I got 5 Pi 2s and 10 more on the way
12:47 mircea_popescu lmao.
12:47 mircea_popescu did i post the crates of pogos anywhere or not yet ?
12:47 asciilifeform Chillum: pretty much everyone reading this has fiber to the grounds and a crate of small computers, just as happenstance
12:47 ben_vulpes no pics, no mircea_popescu
12:48 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: your crate or mine
12:48 asciilifeform mine - was here
12:48 mircea_popescu lmao
12:48 mircea_popescu ok, he posted his, good enuff.
12:48 Chillum having a crate of computers is great. Having them all work on the same problem at the same time is awesome
12:48 asciilifeform but if mircea_popescu has a railroad car it'll be great for morale & lulz
12:48 mircea_popescu Chillum they're for fixing the bitcoin nodes hole.
12:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dun really has that many, no.
12:49 Chillum well you would want network diversity for that
12:49 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: if you recall, nubbins` did discovere where to get if you felt like it.
12:49 mircea_popescu exactly.
12:49 Chillum release a screensaver that does it lol, worked for SETI
12:49 mircea_popescu Chillum this is not half a bad idea, actually.
12:49 asciilifeform a 30G++++ screen saver ?
12:49 asciilifeform and reintroduction of winblows? ugh.
12:50 Chillum but it has to look cool, do something like: http://www.bitlisten.com/
12:50 assbot BitListen - Bitcoin Transaction Visualizer ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0qztE )
12:50 mircea_popescu asciilifeform run it through cygwin :D
12:50 mircea_popescu Chillum i was thinking, get the naked ladies to do specials.
12:50 asciilifeform l0l lusers will install cygwin runtime? aha, sure.
12:50 nubbins` heeeeeh
12:51 mircea_popescu windows people. will install anything.
12:51 Chillum most resource expensive screensaver EVER
12:51 * asciilifeform once had a full-blown build of xorg and other userland under cygwin, when worked in usg and forced to use winblows box
12:51 mircea_popescu Chillum so what, let intel do 10nm!
12:51 Chillum Instead of renting servers send cheap computers to volunteers for free. Will be cheaper in the long run
12:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if you recall, his argument 10 minutes ago stated correctly that "people will install anything at any time for any reason
12:51 Chillum just make sure you remove the bootloader so they can't reflash it
12:51 mircea_popescu but usually for no reason at all."
12:51 Chillum otherwise people will volunteer for free hardware
12:52 mircea_popescu Chillum you gotta understand how the wot works.
12:52 Chillum it works great, but only to a certain scale
12:52 mircea_popescu and you know this because...
12:52 Chillum well can the WoT give you 20,000 volunteers if you needed them?
12:52 mircea_popescu democracy works great but only on a certain scale.
12:53 Chillum agreed
12:53 mircea_popescu the wot works perfectly well on any scale larger than where a democracy breaks down
12:53 mircea_popescu if you need 20k volunteers you're doing it wrong.
12:53 mircea_popescu this is sparta, not rome.
12:53 Chillum okay fair enough. I dont' know what scale you are working on
12:53 Chillum I think big
12:53 mircea_popescu no, you don't. you just imagine you do.
12:53 Chillum ah I will reflect on that
12:54 ben_vulpes !b 3
12:54 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2GD3RS4.txt )
12:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48382 @ 0.00027576 = 13.3418 BTC [+]
12:54 Chillum lol
12:54 nubbins` Chillum, you're thicker-skinned than most
12:55 mircea_popescu than most whats ?
12:55 nubbins` others 8)
12:55 Chillum I have been an admin on wikipedia for 8 years, the thin skinned ones die out
12:55 mircea_popescu nubbins` formulate plan : only invite potheads to b-a. nubbins` looks upon results : good good goood!
12:55 Chillum we deal with flat earthers on a daily basis
12:55 nubbins` lel. i can imagine.
12:55 mircea_popescu srsly ?!
12:56 mircea_popescu that thing still goes ?
12:56 Chillum oh ya
12:56 mircea_popescu dude how the fuck.
12:56 Chillum creationists, flat earthers, anti-vacers, young earthers
12:56 mircea_popescu i mean, sa kruger going "impossible" i can see. it was early.
12:56 Chillum crazy people all day long
12:56 mircea_popescu but by now ? how the fuck would you think it's flat. "because it looks flat from space" ?
12:56 nubbins` the satellite launches are hoaxes
12:56 mircea_popescu even fucking romania launched one!
12:57 Chillum it involved sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
12:57 nubbins` those dots you see moving, unblinking, across the sky 20x a night are the lizards
12:57 Chillum oh ya the lizards
12:57 Chillum we hear from the people trying to reveal the truth about the lizards a lot
12:57 mircea_popescu Chillum i understand how the stupidity defends itself - like any other. what encuriouses me is... how does it get born.
12:57 Chillum and of course the jews did 911
12:57 mircea_popescu !s lizard hitler
12:57 assbot 47 results for 'lizard hitler' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=lizard+hitler
12:57 mircea_popescu of course the jews did 911
12:57 nubbins` hahahaha
12:57 Chillum It was not born, ignorance predates knowledge
12:58 mircea_popescu !ban Chillum jews did 911 denier
12:58 Chillum don't quote me out of context lol
12:58 mircea_popescu (the funniest thing about this is that not having read the logs, he can't help but wonder about it lol)
12:58 nubbins` mircea_popescu +1
12:58 nubbins` "47 results for lizard hitler" my sides
12:59 ben_vulpes #ba is tops on my google for lizard hitler
12:59 mircea_popescu nubbins` i mostly blame alf
13:00 ben_vulpes who sez they don't use algos anymore, eh?
13:00 ben_vulpes someday we'll be tops for any string starting with turd as well
13:00 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes they still use algorithmics for the outskirts. which is why the "long tail" revolution happened in seo.
13:00 mircea_popescu but otherwise, it's a handcrafted list.
13:00 ben_vulpes and we can blame alfie for that too
13:00 mircea_popescu like the nyt review of books, but for websites.
13:00 ben_vulpes yeah, let's bring back the directories!
13:01 ben_vulpes oh man.
13:01 Chillum a hand crafted index of the internet?
13:01 nubbins` mircea_popescu it's not his fault that conspiracy theory concepts are good metaphors for the actual missed points
13:01 mircea_popescu so stupid right ?
13:01 ben_vulpes now i want a directory!
13:01 mircea_popescu nubbins` blame does not attach to fault, blame attaches to agency.
13:01 nubbins` OH HO
13:01 nubbins` chew on that
13:01 mircea_popescu yw.
13:02 mircea_popescu funkenstein_ ftr, since im here my brain has decided to multivocalize all j's as h's too, for good measure. and as you logged in it just proposed "hosed" as a possible interpretation of your user.
13:03 mircea_popescu so i guess now you're hosed.
13:04 funkenstein_ actually that is how that username was born :)
13:04 mircea_popescu fuck me ?! srsly ?
13:04 funkenstein_ somebody was talking about a "hosed bus" when i needed to pick one
13:05 funkenstein_ sounds like you are becoming a real porteno
13:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00027576 = 2.6473 BTC [+]
13:05 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes that's nothing, he's permeating harem speech. yest i was waffling over whether to go to icecream place, girl goes "well not like we gotta go and get the imensatron necessarily". ie, we could get a smaller tub. but no - imensaTRON!!1
13:05 ben_vulpes by the way what is up with billinghurst
13:05 mircea_popescu what about it ?
13:06 ben_vulpes it's the only word where the l's are pronounced?
13:06 mircea_popescu speaking of which, anyone care to guess the name of the street my office's on ? its a food item.
13:06 mircea_popescu ahahaha bishinghurst
13:06 ben_vulpes > get in cab
13:06 funkenstein_ calle de lomo
13:06 ben_vulpes > "bishinghurst"
13:06 mircea_popescu dude. i been despising their local accent and doing the proper y = ll thing, but im totally going to say it as bishinghurst
13:06 ben_vulpes > two minutes of confusion
13:07 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: glhf
13:07 ben_vulpes i'd like to see you do this to some poor cabbie
13:07 mircea_popescu good long hard fucking ?
13:08 ben_vulpes lol no are you trying to intuit from context again?!
13:08 mircea_popescu cuntext but yes.
13:08 ben_vulpes "good luck have fun"
13:08 mircea_popescu mine's better and will overtake yours
13:08 mircea_popescu by having more childrens.
13:09 ben_vulpes somehow i doubt you're going to have more children than me
13:09 mircea_popescu strawman. the EXPRESSION is. not me.
13:09 ben_vulpes YOUR LINE DIES WITH YOU
13:10 mircea_popescu dude your line's not even been to any masculinity conferences.
13:10 mircea_popescu (and no, my office is on pringles st.)
13:10 ben_vulpes i was actually musing on the absence of any leads-only tango practicas in town
13:11 danielpbarron scam! you said it was a food.. :p
13:11 mircea_popescu lol
13:11 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes what's that ?
13:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49813 @ 0.00027608 = 13.7524 BTC [+] {2}
13:11 ben_vulpes nominally, at one point in history, you weren't allowed to lead at a milonga until you'd been more or less given permission from the other leads in town.
13:11 mircea_popescu > If you saw it tonight at marias taco xpress
13:11 mircea_popescu >Texas Bitcoin Conference
13:12 mircea_popescu wtf srsly ?
13:12 ben_vulpes first, you had to learn to lead by following at the leads practicas, then they'd teach you to lead, then eventually you'd get to go to the milongas.
13:12 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes their wot died under consumerismo-socialism & peron.
13:12 ben_vulpes yes i know
13:12 mircea_popescu "but i like to kvetch"
13:13 ben_vulpes musing!
13:13 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076548 << tbh i suspect it's a sexual dysfunction.
13:13 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 11:54:19; nubbins`: "that's such an /american/ thing, hey? 'mentoring'? movin' to a big city and getting yourself a mentor or five?"
13:13 ben_vulpes anyways, point is that it's difficult to learn to lead from followers.
13:13 mircea_popescu you don't say!
13:14 ben_vulpes tautological almost :P
13:14 ben_vulpes and no leaders are interested in growing *more* leaders.
13:14 ben_vulpes well, very few.
13:14 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076568 << am i the only one who finds the fact that nubbins` had to put FOUR excuses to doing a blog in the blog fucking domain hysterical ?
13:14 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 13:08:43; nubbins`: but just in case: http://madcaptomfoolery.ca
13:15 mircea_popescu yo nubsy it's ok baby. a blog is not unlike a penis.
13:15 mircea_popescu no need to apologize.
13:16 mircea_popescu also it doesn't load.
13:17 mircea_popescu "Sat across from a serious man. He’s sunken himself into the soft underbelly of a woman. A fox, true 1960 pussy. Her silver hair knotted in a fat bun, loose upon her neck. "
13:17 mircea_popescu notbad.jpg
13:18 danielpbarron https://archive.today/k6oGP
13:18 assbot madcap tomfoolery | we write, you read. ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0AWO2 )
13:19 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076586 << also a criminal entreprise, but something tells me tough on his bosses enemies bharara isn't about to bust out the rico and send>40 faux usg academics up the river for 20+ eyars a head.
13:19 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 13:41:23; nubbins`: like a web ring, but funner and in meatspace
13:20 mircea_popescu now on the other hand if they happened to you know, do that unspeakable crime aaron schwartz kid's guilty of...
13:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00027656 = 5.0749 BTC [+]
13:20 trinque +Chillum | I can understand it. It is removing a security layer, presumably for speed << the whole RPC thing will likely come out, not for speed but for blowtorching complexity
13:21 mircea_popescu danielpbarron danke. it loaded eventually.
13:21 Chillum trinque: yes I came to understand that
13:21 trinque ah just reading logs :)
13:21 Chillum makes a lot of sense in a cold wallet system
13:21 Chillum air-gapped that is
13:21 mircea_popescu ;;later tell bingoboingo http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076591 << mebbe qntra worthy, if linked with discussion of "buenos aires embassy" ? dunno.
13:21 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 14:08:34; nubbins`: http://cointelegraph.com/news/113811/bitcoin-embassy-amsterdam-founder-booted-from-organization-starts-second-embassy
13:21 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:22 nubbins` angle of who the fuck declares themselves an ambassador of btc anyway
13:22 mircea_popescu "clearly nobody actually associated".
13:22 mircea_popescu long history of this schmuckerdom, who was that polyanna something chick that was doing the "Bitcoin chamber of commerce" ?
13:23 mircea_popescu for some reason i have trouble with her name.
13:23 nubbins` lel
13:23 mircea_popescu anyway.
13:24 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076596 << i dun think we want one, but if you wish to be the b-a ambassador into the midwest... that and india possibly the only places that need an embassy from la serenissima. and candi's got the india.
13:24 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 14:10:38; PeterL: When does #b-a start our own emabassies?
13:25 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076608 << now say it in carson voice.
13:25 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 14:23:56; Chillum: I did not know that
13:26 mircea_popescu nubbins` you ever tried soldering a sata on see what happens ?
13:26 nubbins` sadly no connector handy, but i'm definitely putting a pin in it for later.
13:26 mircea_popescu (odds are the pads are just there because mass produced item)
13:26 nubbins` ^
13:27 nubbins` altho it looks like they're connected to traces.
13:27 mircea_popescu but there's a vague possibility whole shebang's there and disabled in software
13:27 nubbins` there's no mounting holes on this pcb for the top usb port, either, so it's entirely possible the mobile and series4 have different pcbs
13:28 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076637 << happens to be the eventual goal of the foundation.
13:28 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 14:43:57; Chillum: Glad it is still being worked on. But frankly I would like to see a complete re-write of the client
13:28 nubbins` yeah, they're different boards
13:29 mircea_popescu consensus is the sort of thing in bitcoind is probably a lead cause of abortion, lead poisoning, fetal alcohol syndrome and the woes of the rings of saturn
13:29 nubbins` so... shrug. maybe it's like the rtc -- there for the user to add
13:29 trinque en_vulpes | has use cases? << ehehehe one would hope eventually!
13:29 mircea_popescu dude check it out, someone who remembers how bad bittorrent was originally.
13:30 mircea_popescu ftr, for the new souls : torrents were originally dismissed on the strength of how bad the shit / code was originally, as "this'll never work"
13:31 mircea_popescu felipelalli prolly ask fluffypony i think he's the only one here keeping an eye on monero.
13:31 Chillum lol I remember how bad trading files with IRC and FTP was, then I how bad bittorrent was
13:31 nubbins` oh, and guess who just un-bricked their pogo? http://imgur.com/dR3tx16 http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=dmveVt3N
13:31 assbot Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0FX9n )
13:31 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0FXpM )
13:31 Chillum usenet for the win!
13:31 fluffypony felipelalli: I can arrange an OTC buy if you need, else Poloniex / Bittrex
13:31 fluffypony well done nubbins`
13:32 mircea_popescu Chillum didja also know naggum ?
13:32 Chillum I remember when people first started making mp3s
13:32 Chillum did not know naggum
13:32 nubbins` fluffypony ty :D
13:32 fluffypony Chillum: I remember ripping CDs to MP3s at real time speed
13:32 Chillum I remember when my apple IIgs was pretty neato
13:32 mircea_popescu nubbins` ain't fixing something great ? almost better than having made it in the first place!
13:32 Chillum I rocked the vic20
13:32 fluffypony through a fake microphone driver
13:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71650 @ 0.00027721 = 19.8621 BTC [+] {3}
13:32 nubbins` wouldja believe this is the first piece of kit i've modded that /isn't/ a synthesizer?
13:33 Chillum it has a cassette tape drive
13:33 mircea_popescu i would, yes.
13:33 Chillum you had to press play or record to load or save a file
13:33 nubbins` :S
13:33 mircea_popescu Chillum : be-beep beee-dfkljgkjdfhgkjhkgher
13:33 fluffypony aaah good old Commodore 64 days
13:33 Chillum yes
13:33 Chillum you know the sound
13:33 fluffypony time to save my game...*presses record on the tape player*
13:33 mircea_popescu everyone here is very old.
13:33 mircea_popescu for we are all dragons.
13:33 Chillum similar to but different than a 300 baud modem
13:34 mircea_popescu yeah same principle.
13:34 funkenstein_ Chillum, what kind of chip you have in there, a Dorrito?
13:34 asciilifeform but no - imensaTRON!!1 << l0l
13:34 Chillum I used to pick up pager signals with my scanner and decode them through my sound card.
13:34 Chillum lol
13:34 Chillum was just listening to that funkenstein
13:34 * asciilifeform did this to the folks he works with in meatspace, also to some extent
13:34 mircea_popescu you're like a weed.
13:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26036 @ 0.00027868 = 7.2557 BTC [+]
13:34 mircea_popescu a weed in lizard hitler's bunker.
13:35 * asciilifeform speaking to pet is most of the way unintelligible to bystanders, for instance
13:35 mircea_popescu this is how it should be.
13:35 mircea_popescu (twist : alf speaks iidish at home)
13:36 Chillum I smoke weed for breakfast!
13:36 asciilifeform send>40 faux usg academics up the river for 20+ eyars << weren't they chinese? or is this a different set of hucksters this time
13:36 Chillum god bless the grass that grows between the cracks
13:36 mircea_popescu seems a new set, haven't dug.
13:36 mircea_popescu I KNEW nubbins` is trying to stuff the weed ballot.
13:36 asciilifeform tried soldering a sata on see what happens ? << it is quite likely missing some of the passives too
13:37 mircea_popescu 99%, but let him have fun. the 1% is there.
13:38 asciilifeform nubbins`: http://imgur.com/dR3tx16 << technically it wasn't really -bricked- unless you had to do the boot-via-xmodem thing
13:38 assbot Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1NoIv2d )
13:38 asciilifeform (i.e. internal flash totally b0rked including uboot)
13:38 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076664 << Chillum currently we're using the pogos for ~19 dollar nodes.
13:38 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 14:50:26; Chillum: I just need to make a $100 node
13:38 mircea_popescu you should look into that.
13:38 nubbins` yeah, i'm being loose w/ words
13:38 nubbins` i actually just mistakenly wiped the bootcmd env variable
13:39 danielpbarron 19 USD + storage device
13:39 mircea_popescu "o what's this ? fuck it, don't need it. uh... wait."
13:39 asciilifeform <nubbins`> wouldja believe this is the first piece of kit i've modded that /isn't/ a synthesizer? << notice the unpopulated row of pins at bottom end of pcb? those are gpio's and you can attach random strange to them
13:39 Chillum interesting
13:39 nubbins` did indeed!
13:39 mircea_popescu buy a pogo try it out, look into the past week's log it's full of people working on it, danielpbarron posted some excellent guides.
13:39 nubbins` i'll be back in 6 months with this wired into a home automation system
13:39 asciilifeform ...good old Commodore 64 >>> http://www.loper-os.org/vintage/parallelsid/parasid.html
13:39 assbot Parallel Port SID6581 Interface ... ( http://bit.ly/1NoIGui )
13:39 nubbins` lighting levels tied to network hashrate
13:40 danielpbarron Chillum, http://danielpbarron.com/pogo/spec.html
13:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1NoIIm8 )
13:40 nubbins` also http://danielpbarron.com/pogo/howto.txt
13:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1GSndrC )
13:40 nubbins` and if you're really interested, http://danielpbarron.com/pogo/notes.html
13:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1NoILOH )
13:40 danielpbarron the notes page is a really raw collection of links and commands
13:40 mircea_popescu danielpbarron srsly why not a blog format ?
13:40 mircea_popescu how are people to find one from the other ?
13:40 Chillum danielpbarron: so where do I get one?
13:40 danielpbarron the root directory
13:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27317 @ 0.00027868 = 7.6127 BTC [+]
13:41 mircea_popescu danielpbarron and as you keep writing ?
13:41 danielpbarron Chillum, i've been getting them from amazon
13:41 danielpbarron i keep adding to those files
13:41 mircea_popescu aite.
13:41 danielpbarron bad?
13:41 * Chillum goes to look on ebay
13:41 trinque ben_vulpes | now i want a directory! << here comes the #b-a gopher site
13:41 asciilifeform make a $100 node << 100 buys a pogo and a reasonable solid state sata
13:42 mircea_popescu danielpbarron if you're specifically making an experiment about it (which means, you've modeled it, doing things deliberately to observe effects etc) i can see it.
13:42 mircea_popescu otherwise... the consensus seems to be blog.
13:42 trinque god damn those were good logs
13:42 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dunno anyone that doesn't have a "dead" old sata laying around.
13:42 mircea_popescu but sure, if you're buying a new disk, takes you to 100ish
13:43 danielpbarron what does everyone else do for blogging?
13:43 trinque danielpbarron: there's neutering wordpress or using some static site generator
13:43 mircea_popescu wp, which sucks, or else ben_vulpes' homeroll thing, which sucks.
13:43 mircea_popescu they suck for different reasons tho.
13:43 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: old buggered mechanical satas aren't quite as nice, but certainly usable. the thing definitely sources sufficient amps for them
13:43 mircea_popescu mhm.
13:43 asciilifeform (vendor's 24W brick)
13:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6950 @ 0.00028053 = 1.9497 BTC [+]
13:44 danielpbarron my solid state sata is at 24 gigs, the 5400 rpm one is at 6.5 gigs
13:45 asciilifeform danielpbarron: no other differences ?
13:45 danielpbarron it seems to freeze up more often
13:45 asciilifeform i meant, in the machines
13:45 danielpbarron oh, no
13:45 asciilifeform aha
13:45 trinque what's the latest compile 0.5.3.1 for pogo doc, if any?
13:45 trinque meanwhile I'll get cross compiling tooling going
13:45 mircea_popescu actual chain + index ~39.5 gb atm
13:45 asciilifeform trinque: danielpbarron's
13:46 asciilifeform trinque: by all means build cross-compiler for your system, but when i put the buildroot thing up it will carry its own
13:46 mircea_popescu blkindex0016 almost full, which brings the following issue :
13:46 mircea_popescu what happens once we're over 10k x 2gb = 20tb of blockchain ?
13:46 danielpbarron i don't have a doc for 0.5.3.1 unless it counts to have one for the pre-release patching of 0.5.3
13:46 asciilifeform (buildroot demands nothing but your platform's native gcc and takes it from there until the bitter end, the actual armv5 images)
13:46 mircea_popescu y2k for btc!
13:46 trinque asciilifeform: I've got enough arm turdboards lying around to justify it
13:46 Chillum amazon canada sucks
13:46 asciilifeform trinque: note that each such board is likely wanting its own gcc
13:46 danielpbarron i need to reformat my laptop.. AGAIN
13:46 asciilifeform arm is notoriously fragmented into incompatible turddoms
13:47 trinque asciilifeform: ah ok, other than this I have pis
13:47 mircea_popescu Chillum if you absolutely can't find one i'll ok you to get one from our warehouse at dpb
13:47 trinque I'll just get both going, probably just some eselect thing in gentoo right?
13:47 asciilifeform pi1 was armv6, pi2 - armv7
13:47 Chillum I am going to read up on them first. Thanks
13:47 danielpbarron it's unlikely i can ship it cheaper than amazon
13:47 danielpbarron if he's just getting 1
13:47 trinque got both
13:48 Chillum I will either want 0 or 10+, I rarely get 1 of any small computer
13:48 Chillum they work better in little tribes
13:48 danielpbarron i think 18 fit nicely in a crate
13:50 Chillum I have a lot of Pi 2s to setup right now. I will look into the pogos though
13:50 trinque danielpbarron: mine arrived from amazon in 4 days with standard shipping, ymmv
13:53 nubbins` Chillum goes to look on ebay <<< cheaper on amazon, almost certainly
13:53 nubbins` <+asciilifeform> make a $100 node << 100 buys a pogo and a reasonable solid state sata <<< 64gb on the way, should get me through to the summer at least
13:54 mircea_popescu danielpbarron yeah, which is why i said.
13:54 mircea_popescu ;;calc 20 * 6 * 24
13:54 gribble 2880
13:54 mircea_popescu 20 days of it at any rate.
13:55 mircea_popescu o wait i forgot, 20mb won't be used, it just needs to be there to not be used. right right.
13:55 Chillum nubbins`: amazon canada sucks. $40, $30 on ebay
13:55 asciilifeform https://octopart.com/search?q=marvell%20%2088F6192 << interestingly, it's either extinct or octo (a paul graham co.!) lies, lies.
13:55 assbot marvell 88F6192 - Octopart ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0Oqtd )
13:55 nubbins` Chillum agreed. amazon usa, however...
13:55 danielpbarron !up Bagels7
13:55 Chillum I used to work for an Amazon company
13:56 Chillum using massive arrays of cloud computers to reprice books as fast as possible compared to the market
13:56 * asciilifeform was idly toying with determining what pogotron might actually cost to make in quantity
13:56 nubbins` you can get used pogo (purple logo, w/ sata) for $15usd on amazon, used
13:56 Chillum we would get two customer who wanted their price to be 1 cent below everyone else and we tried to explain that since they are not the only person doing it that they would drop to a penny
13:56 nubbins` asciilifeform ++
13:56 Chillum they insisted
13:56 asciilifeform 'marvell' per se doesn't turn up much either.
13:56 Chillum then complained when it dropped to a penny
13:57 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i would suspect octo is just badly supplied.
13:57 asciilifeform it normally has pretty accurate figures
13:57 mircea_popescu the golden standard on ic sourcing is not some derpy valley website.
13:57 mircea_popescu does it ?
13:57 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it's a meta search
13:57 mircea_popescu ianae
13:57 nubbins` asciilifeform sort of the thing where you need a foot in the door before they'll even price it out for you
13:57 asciilifeform nubbins`: this is my working hypothesis, marvell doesn't sell cut-tape
13:57 asciilifeform (term of art)
13:58 asciilifeform the other day i checked out what other system-on-chips might be cut-tapeable and have integrates sata, found nothing
13:58 asciilifeform but that was just a hour's dig.
13:58 mircea_popescu Chillum excellent case study in why "customer getting what it tihinks it wants" is no business plan.
13:59 mircea_popescu another excellent case study, the ghetto butt lifts.
13:59 mircea_popescu i could go on.
13:59 punkman asciilifeform: maybe an Allwinner chip?
13:59 nubbins` yeah, banana cream pi
13:59 asciilifeform punkman: too heavy
13:59 nubbins` or w/e the fuck
13:59 asciilifeform and i fucking hate bga
14:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i can see the case for this not being that commodified just yet. but imo unavoidable, with the trend towards it of which raspberry is just a reflection.
14:00 punkman asciilifeform: what's heavy?
14:00 Chillum mircea_popescu: they hire me as a developer, not a consultant
14:00 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: as you can probably guess, i won't be making it just yet.
14:00 nubbins` asciilifeform if you get in contact w/ marvell, you might suss out some contacts
14:00 punkman there are kirkwoods without BGA?
14:00 Chillum I could refuse on principal, someone else will make it
14:00 mircea_popescu Chillum your loss, pay sucks, job's not different.
14:00 asciilifeform nubbins`: i am not interested in vendors who need a sexual relationship just to source parts for prototype.
14:00 mircea_popescu principle.
14:00 mircea_popescu principal is what you owe on a loan.
14:00 Chillum I do alright
14:00 nubbins` hey, your life
14:01 Chillum I have created some truly stupid shit for people
14:01 nubbins` it's not like i don't contact Franmar when i want to find out where to buy bean-e-doo
14:01 Chillum you can't cure stupid
14:01 mircea_popescu you can not make more tho.
14:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform y u no sexual relationsheeps!
14:02 Chillum freedom is the freedom to make mistakes. If people want to pay for something I will give it to them. I give free advice, it is rarely taken
14:02 Chillum within reason of course
14:02 mircea_popescu i can see that.
14:02 mircea_popescu but the freedom to make mistakes is a luxury not a freedom.
14:02 asciilifeform http://www.marvell.com/embedded-processors/kirkwood << no mention of samplez
14:02 assbot Marvell - Embedded Processors - Kirkwood Series ... ( http://bit.ly/1NoLCqT )
14:02 Chillum frankly if I told my clients that they need to use an air-gap they would tell that it does not fit their business model. They would be right
14:03 asciilifeform (that's usually how you get cut-tapes from vendors who don't sell'em)
14:03 Chillum mircea_popescu: without the freedom to make mistakes you are forever under the tyranny of those who are "correct"
14:03 asciilifeform Chillum: then you need new clients
14:03 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076683 << back-up is probably more adequate a description.
14:03 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 14:58:02; PeterL: assbot is a gribble replacement
14:03 Chillum we need random bad ideas
14:03 Chillum sometimes they turn out to be good ideas
14:03 asciilifeform Chillum: and if you can't get those, new line of work
14:03 mircea_popescu and it's not in -otc for the reason any bot is not in any channel : admin didn't ask for it.
14:03 mircea_popescu (we asked for gribble here long ago, which is how it got to be here)
14:04 mircea_popescu Chillum it's a horrible way to exploit kids, really.
14:04 mircea_popescu i'd much rather see honest sexual slavery than this bs "random bad ideas" exploitation.
14:04 Chillum good to know that
14:04 danielpbarron heh
14:05 asciilifeform marvell registered in bermuda, l0l
14:06 asciilifeform anyway -it doesn't have to be a marvell-
14:06 asciilifeform just cost and feature parity.
14:06 asciilifeform if someone has idle hands that can do a bit of digging - appreciated.
14:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i had been looking at this too.
14:07 mircea_popescu nothing good popped as of yet.
14:07 asciilifeform perhaps by this time next year - i'll have a part number
14:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i've been looking since before i mentioned pogo in b-a
14:07 mircea_popescu i suspect on the score of electronics you actually beat my ppls.
14:07 asciilifeform (it was pretty clear right off the bat that it's a loss-leader and ergo nonrenewableresource)
14:07 mircea_popescu have been pondering if this pisses me off enough to do something about for a coupla months now.
14:09 asciilifeform 'this' being the certain doom of pogo as off-the-shelf machine? yes, it is necessary to do something. main boojum is the ram-poverty of most available hardware in that weight class.
14:09 asciilifeform hence the near inevitability of having these baked like grown men
14:09 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076709 << then you explained it and she was all http://www.quickmeme.com/img/28/2811d1ad07d6a35d4acb0b245abaac396ffaa4c233cac0d55a7987ebfc8d425b.jpg
14:09 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 15:08:04; nubbins`: ater some weeks: "...what's assbot?"
14:09 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0TJbX )
14:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no, "this" being that my intel sucks!
14:10 asciilifeform aha
14:10 mircea_popescu ram poverty in more than one way.
14:10 mircea_popescu few have fast ram.
14:11 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076714 << not a bad idea.
14:11 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 15:10:24; thestringpuller: I'm thinking of making a bot to determine uptime of other bots ;)
14:11 nubbins` http://www.marvell.com/sales/index.jsp?location=dc
14:11 assbot Marvell - Company - Sales Offices ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0UkL0 )
14:11 asciilifeform most of the ones i've purchased and cut open thus far have very similar 8 to 16-bit wide sdram (ddr2 typically) - almost always 'hynix' or samsung
14:12 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1076730 << what's the protest over ?
14:12 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 15:36:51; nubbins`: lel, protestors have started doxxing the riot police
14:12 asciilifeform nubbins`: no reason to marry marvell
14:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ever seen one with ddr3 ?
14:12 mircea_popescu which is a better perk than whatever arm processor.
14:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: nope and not sure that i would ask for ddr3
14:12 asciilifeform !s rowhammer
14:12 assbot 5 results for 'rowhammer' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=rowhammer
14:12 nubbins` mircea_popescu nyoozpaper says austerity
14:13 mircea_popescu so basically "more welfare" ?
14:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: did intel ever mention rowhammer ?
14:13 nubbins` nubbins says latent anger from widespread protests couple years ago
14:13 asciilifeform (your intel not the other intel)
14:13 mircea_popescu asciilifeform well yes. however!
14:13 mircea_popescu it'd depend a lot on what you use it for.
14:14 asciilifeform see, when i use memory, and put bits in, i expect to get them out later.
14:14 asciilifeform unflipped.
14:14 asciilifeform this is non-negotiable in my mind.
14:14 mircea_popescu ok, let me model it.
14:14 nubbins` mircea_popescu students were protesting funding cuts. in a couple of the photos, you can see police wearing stickers protesting... pension cuts.
14:14 asciilifeform i don't even see 'rowhammer' as a security item, as such. just an indicator of 'this system is built on snot and bubblegum'
14:14 nubbins` as they discharge tear gas canisters point-blank into faces :0
14:15 mircea_popescu case 1 : you have slow memory, 64 gb of. you need 5 gb. case 2 : you have fast leaky memory, 32gb of. you still need 5gb, but use 15 for redundancy.
14:15 mircea_popescu moreover, there are fixes for the particular effect, buy rowhammer proof sticks.
14:15 asciilifeform ecc ?
14:15 mircea_popescu for instance.
14:15 asciilifeform need ecc ram controller then
14:16 asciilifeform and i actually don't know of any system-on-chip that includes one
14:16 mircea_popescu which was my point.
14:16 asciilifeform this bodes ill for use of off-the-shelf si.
14:16 mircea_popescu either that or time will resolve.
14:16 asciilifeform cost pressure is squarely in opposite direction.
14:16 asciilifeform so it may be a 'if not you then who' situation.
14:17 mats im under the impression that ecc doesn't mitigate the attack
14:17 asciilifeform mats: it is only an attack vector if you allow enemy means to hammer
14:17 mircea_popescu mats these aren't really intended to be multiuser systems.
14:17 mircea_popescu ecc is more general "leaky memory" thing.
14:17 asciilifeform by executing code on your machine, or by knowing something about mapping of external world i/o to your ram
14:18 asciilifeform i consider it a 'this thing is made of bubblegum because fuck you, you're consumer meat' vector
14:18 mircea_popescu no alf. it's because fuck you, you want to spend fiddy bux.
14:18 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: where do i spend 500 and get ecc systemonchip?
14:18 asciilifeform nowhere
14:19 mircea_popescu that's the problem there : hole in the middle.
14:19 mircea_popescu it's either consumer 50 or else spend 5mn.
14:19 mircea_popescu exactly like with wines.
14:19 mircea_popescu and that's a hole that's there for thermodynamic reasons too. nobody made it.
14:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: see, if we're gedankenexperimenting about a mass-produced equivalent of 'pogo', then unreliable hardware can be rationalized, 'отряд не заметил потери бойца' (TM) - what's one flipped bit. if we're gedankening about a 'wallet' - whole other ball game
14:20 mircea_popescu i don't imagine the wallet can ever be anything but pc.
14:20 asciilifeform z80
14:20 mircea_popescu of the most common, ordinary or typical kind.
14:20 asciilifeform i actually don't much like the rf-loudness of pc
14:21 Chillum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WcHsT97suU <-- due to cosmic rays you should always expect the possibility of a bit flipping at random in your memory
14:21 assbot DEF CON 19 - Artem Dinaburg - Bit-squatting: DNS Hijacking Without Exploitation - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1D0Xyy3 )
14:21 asciilifeform esp. the '90s collectibles you and i are fond of
14:21 asciilifeform !s bitsquatting
14:21 assbot 8 results for 'bitsquatting' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitsquatting
14:21 mircea_popescu no other consideration can beat the advantages of commonality i dun think.
14:21 mircea_popescu Chillum that's why he's such an error correction fanboi.
14:21 Chillum I wonder if that would work on an address
14:21 asciilifeform anyway there is a reason i don't work on wallets
14:21 Chillum what if the error happens in your cpu or hard drive cache?
14:22 mircea_popescu we don't talk about that (tm)
14:22 asciilifeform 'skin in the game' problem
14:22 Chillum lol,
14:22 mats there's a checksum at the end of an address no?
14:22 mircea_popescu there is yes.
14:22 Chillum yes, in theory it could change after it is checked though
14:22 Chillum but I think that would invalidate the contract
14:22 asciilifeform and a proper auditable and tandem-cpu'd 'wallet' would cost more than anyone is willing to pay.
14:22 Chillum so I _think_ it is not an issue.
14:22 asciilifeform anything less, i don't have any interest in signing my name on.
14:23 mircea_popescu "and if i find a ten foot tall transparent (not translucent!!!) woman, i might stick my penis into her
14:23 mircea_popescu anything else... buzoff!"
14:23 nubbins` <+mircea_popescu> it's either consumer 50 or else spend 5mn. exactly like wines. <<< exactly like *everything*. you'll mollify some rubes with "prosumer" but that's really just $50 with more chrome
14:23 mircea_popescu ikr?
14:23 mats after some reinvestigation, SECDED ECC is not good enough to stop row hammering, because it can cause many bit flips. Halvar, et al found up to 25 flipped bits
14:23 Chillum wine can cost more than $50???
14:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: let's put it this way. if i built a wallet, and put my x btc in it, no one would say 'this fella really means business'
14:24 asciilifeform the folks with xxxxx will not be convinced.
14:24 mircea_popescu Chillum yes.
14:24 asciilifeform as they shouldn't be.
14:24 Chillum a bottle that big would be hard to carry
14:24 Chillum I guess it would be a box at that size
14:25 mircea_popescu yes yes, we get it, very funny mr facetious joke
14:25 Chillum lol
14:25 asciilifeform mats: if you treat 'rowhammering' as a statistical phenomenon, instead of allowing the enemy to induce arbitrary memory access patterns on the machine, it is considerably easier to deal with.
14:25 Chillum how did you know my nick name?
14:25 asciilifeform 'plug the correct end of a funnel.' (TM) (al schwartz)
14:25 mircea_popescu Chillum i paid $100 for a bottle of knowledge.
14:26 mircea_popescu <chetty> Program received signal SIGSEGV, Segmentation fault. << this is me trying to alter eulora database. because you really want a mmorpg server that segfaults when game designers futz with game data.
14:26 mircea_popescu WHO WROTE ALL THIS SOFTWARE OFMGWTFBBQ
14:27 nubbins` bbq? in argentina? get out 8)
14:27 asciilifeform it's either consumer 50 or else spend 5mn. exactly like wines. << mircea_popescu probably did not intend this double meaning, but it is EXACTLY like wines at this point. because the 5mn computer you can get today is not actually any but a cosmetic 'golden toilet' improvement over the 50.
14:27 mircea_popescu no, i intended it.
14:27 asciilifeform i think there are some fascinating surprises waiting for buyers of surplus 'boeing', 'lockheed', etc.
14:28 asciilifeform there -was- a time when 5mn meant that you get tandem, cosmicray-proof, etc.
14:28 asciilifeform in fact,
14:28 chetty mircea_popescu, to be fair it doesnt kill a running server, just keeps it from starting :P
14:28 asciilifeform !s tandem nonstop
14:28 assbot 0 results for 'tandem nonstop' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=tandem+nonstop
14:28 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/masini-bune-si-masini-de-lux/ << me bashing the "better car is a luxury car" notion in 2010.
14:28 assbot Masini bune si masini de lux pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1D10afm )
14:28 asciilifeform ;;google tandem nonstop
14:28 gribble Tandem Computers - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandem_Computers>; NonStop - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NonStop>; HP Integrity NonStop Servers - HP Servers | HP® Official Site: <http://www8.hp.com/us/en/products/servers/integrity/nonstop/>
14:28 mircea_popescu chetty tru that.
14:28 asciilifeform ^ defunct co.
14:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 82423 @ 0.00027532 = 22.6927 BTC [-]
14:28 nubbins` well ya know. luxury branded as such is precisely marketed towards the aspirational
14:29 asciilifeform http://www.pcmag.com/encyclopedia/term/52540/tandem
14:29 assbot Tandem Definition from PC Magazine Encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1D10oTE )
14:29 nubbins` actual luxury doesn't take out ad space in GQ
14:29 asciilifeform nubbins`: 'luxury' isn't quite the concept i had in mind, but 'if this cpu flips a bit, kingdoms fall'
14:30 asciilifeform nukexury
14:30 mircea_popescu nubbins` the key of the article being, that if there's a genuinely "Better" anything, it will be in the mass market item, because the savings there are major. nobody is foregoing putting a GOOD something in an item that gets baked > 100mn units.
14:30 mircea_popescu meanwhile, if there's some dubious / experimental stuff, it gets put into the luxury item
14:30 Chillum store crucial info in a 5 way parity strip
14:30 mircea_popescu because car makers, like any software designers, are more than willing to externalise their costs
14:30 nubbins` if this cpu flips a bit, burial at space
14:30 mircea_popescu exactly along the lines described in "you're the kid not good enough to sling dope"
14:30 Chillum stripe that is
14:30 mircea_popescu ie, let our rich customers pay for our automotive research.
14:30 asciilifeform nubbins`: see how this is a somewhat different market from 'mercedes'
14:31 nubbins` mircea_popescu a good example of this is when the nintendo wii came out, and researchers the world over started buying wiimotes for their labs
14:31 nubbins` 3-axis gyro and accelerometers for $40
14:31 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> actual luxury doesn't take out ad space in GQ << this is really just a more benign and socially acceptable restatement of alf's meta-nsa thesis.
14:31 nubbins` in a nice case too!
14:31 mircea_popescu yup.
14:31 mircea_popescu exactly.
14:31 asciilifeform Chillum: reliable computing is somewhat more than parity calculations. ('voting' protocols, heterogeneous cpus calculating same problem, etc)
14:32 asciilifeform anyone have tlp's rolex article handy ?
14:32 mircea_popescu "heterogenous cpus calculating same problem" seems to me like you maybe had too much of the good stuff.
14:32 asciilifeform (re: 'actual luxury has no ads')
14:32 Chillum valid point, no amount of checking will solve a race condition
14:32 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: this was actually done
14:32 mircea_popescu for what ?
14:32 asciilifeform it is the only pill (other than 'fits in head') against boojums like intel's fpu bug
14:32 funkenstein_ does that describe bitcoin?
14:33 mircea_popescu (i save the "but provably ?" for later)
14:33 asciilifeform for what << for spacecraft, but don't have the needed citation handy
14:33 mircea_popescu funkenstein_ yes, with the bonus that forks.
14:33 Chillum you can induce random failures in RAM for testing purposes with a hair dryer
14:33 Chillum not good for the ram though
14:33 mircea_popescu isn't this more 90s sort of stuff ?
14:34 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the interesting thing is that if you confine the proof requirements to the consensus circuit, problem becomes actually manageable
14:34 nubbins` big boys use a b&d heat gun
14:34 asciilifeform because it isn't turing-complete
14:34 Chillum best case scenario would be to fail safe, instead of fail silently
14:34 asciilifeform Chillum: sometimes you want 'fail deadly'
14:35 mircea_popescu "this is your new computer ms. robinson. and to repeat our warning : if you misspell it will whip you."
14:35 nubbins` asciilifeform mircea_popescu why not just invent yourselves a friedcat and scoop up some investor fundz, sell a line of USB BITCOIN ERUPTORZ for 2btc each
14:35 nubbins` ;p
14:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: l0l, the proverbial nazi method of teaching typing
14:35 Chillum kickstarter
14:35 asciilifeform electric (as in chair) typewriter
14:35 nubbins` (speaking of externalizing costs)
14:35 mircea_popescu nubbins` wait wut ?
14:36 nubbins` ha
14:36 Chillum any project can benefit from OPM
14:36 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know, most people that survived a halon dump also heard the pov that "the machine just does that when it's displeased"
14:37 nubbins` mircea_popescu asicminer made *thousands* of btc selling those useless keychain miners
14:37 asciilifeform nubbins`: interesting observation is that the 'friedcat algorithm' only worked because miners can be let secretly to sit and mine, amplifying the proceeds of that scam
14:37 nubbins` nod
14:37 nubbins` this is true
14:37 nubbins` first out of the gate, they probably still haven't counted all their money
14:37 asciilifeform nubbins`: if they merely collected and sat on the money, there could have been no question of covering fab costs
14:37 mircea_popescu well the reason they haven't is that wallet code is so damned bad.
14:38 asciilifeform and especially not if they had used actual ab initio fab instead of 'hard copy fpga'
14:38 asciilifeform (which is 1/10th to 1/5th the cost of the Real Deal)
14:40 asciilifeform speaking of 'luxury' and orcish misunderstanding of the concept, iirc ru has the world's only aston martin showroom where -folks actually buy and drive off-
14:40 mircea_popescu this because russians know enough to not have it any other way.
14:40 asciilifeform to explain, such a machine in the rest of the world is built custom - seat with the skin of favourite deceased pet jaguar, etc.
14:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform from the other pov, because in the rest of the world this machine is part of bezzleworld.
14:41 Chillum They want a custom built auto, but they want it already made and waiting for them
14:41 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: normally it is presented as 'poor ru schmucks haven't learned how to be correctly rich yet'
14:41 mircea_popescu better than the volga!
14:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform and there is truth to that, yes. but not just.
14:41 mircea_popescu otherwise, why'd anyone care.
14:41 Chillum they like Rolexes too
14:41 asciilifeform they think 'rich' means they walk in and spend 10**4 times the money and walk out with consumer box, but same overall dynamic
14:42 mircea_popescu well...
14:42 mircea_popescu i made hotel reservations for you lot, right ?
14:42 mircea_popescu clerk is "all the guarantee we'll want is a cc"
14:42 mircea_popescu "i don't use cc, and this will be paid in cash"
14:42 mircea_popescu ima have to cart bricks of cash to the hotel nao. and i will.
14:43 mircea_popescu because, poor ex-billionaire mp doesn't know how to be a ex-billionaire correctly, like whatever frail us schmuck.
14:43 * asciilifeform thought only in usa was cash spat on this way
14:44 chetty argies use almost all cash, hotels are for touristas
14:44 asciilifeform Sh
14:44 asciilifeform Ah
14:44 mircea_popescu it's a halfway world, right ? i hope you survive the indignity :)
14:44 asciilifeform l0l
14:44 mircea_popescu it's not 100% us!
14:45 * asciilifeform is accustomed to the chemically-pure gut-dissolving 100 percent u.s
14:45 mircea_popescu how did the timisoara one look from that pov ?
14:45 chetty thats a point, you guys might get chem withdrawl
14:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it looked like valhalla
14:45 mircea_popescu o rly ? then this should be ok.
14:46 mircea_popescu literally across the plaza from the casa rosada.
14:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20850 @ 0.00027604 = 5.7554 BTC [+]
14:46 * nubbins` recalls staying in Crowne Plaza Bogota and cutting up a particularly dense turd with a sterling silver butter knife so it would flush
14:46 mircea_popescu suites, too.
14:46 mircea_popescu !b 2
14:46 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0H0C6AW.txt )
14:46 mircea_popescu ahahaha what!
14:46 nubbins` srs!!!
14:46 nubbins` this was after 2 weeks in the jungles and slumming around small towns
14:46 mircea_popescu dude, try eating some greens sometime.
14:46 nubbins` mi estomago
14:47 nubbins` notfun.jpg tried cutting in half, wasn't enough, had to slice it like a fuckin pepperoni
14:47 nubbins` :(
14:47 trinque hahahaha
14:47 mircea_popescu this is possibly the weirdest thing i ever heard
14:47 mircea_popescu did you put it on a plate ?
14:47 asciilifeform nubbins`: there are actually locales in usa with pipes so narrow, that this is sop
14:47 nubbins` ahahahah
14:47 asciilifeform except that folks buy specially constructed toilets
14:47 asciilifeform with something like a food processor built in to the pedestal
14:47 trinque or you just pinch it every couple links
14:48 * asciilifeform is not, unfortunately, making this up
14:48 nubbins` mircea_popescu cut right in the bowl, natch
14:48 trinque old buildings, well known not to drop the whole load at once
14:48 nubbins` would have left it, but travelling partner also had to take huge dump
14:48 mircea_popescu who does this
14:48 nubbins` and the peril scared us
14:48 nubbins` afaik only me :/
14:48 Chillum my toilet works
14:48 funkenstein_ lol nubbins
14:48 nubbins` for now.
14:48 funkenstein_ speaking of bogota you see the pics of hail last week?
14:48 mircea_popescu i hate to break it to you nubbins` but this is really not normal.
14:49 mircea_popescu it may be how scatophilia begins.
14:49 nubbins` DUDE I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE
14:49 nubbins` I LET IT SIT FOR THREE HOURS TO SOFTEN
14:49 Chillum that is what all scatophiles say
14:49 trinque could've just left it and never looked back
14:49 trinque tragedy of the commons
14:49 nubbins` trinque <+nubbins`> would have left it, but travelling partner also had to take huge dump
14:49 nubbins` my shame prevented me from asking for a new room
14:49 trinque just a bigger tragedy then
14:50 Chillum cutting it up when you have it is not that strange. Telling people about it though...
14:50 mircea_popescu "hello concierge ? yes i need a new room please, this one is full of shit."
14:50 trinque I worked in a hotel once; this would not be the worst thing to encounter
14:50 mircea_popescu Chillum no the telling is normal.
14:50 trinque at least the turd was in the can, not the bed
14:50 nubbins` heh
14:50 mircea_popescu amateur shit processing however...
14:50 nubbins` anyways $100usd buys you a very large amount of nice hotel room in .co
14:51 asciilifeform ;;google macerator
14:51 gribble Macerator - Industrial-Craft-Wiki: <http://wiki.industrial-craft.net/index.php?title=Macerator>; Macerator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macerator>; Bathroom Anywhere Macerator Pump 120 Volt-38724.0 - Home Depot: <http://www.homedepot.com/p/Bathroom-Anywhere-Macerator-Pump-120-Volt-38724-0/202217665>
14:51 trinque asciilifeform: final nub question; where's the list of these crossdev targets?
14:51 trinque ^ is a lie
14:51 asciilifeform gcc 'configure' --help, iirc
14:51 trinque ty
14:53 asciilifeform http://www.homedepot.com/p/Bathroom-Anywhere-Macerator-Pump-120-Volt-38724-0/202217665 << l0l!! >> 'Ideal for basements, man-caves,...'
14:53 assbot Bathroom Anywhere Macerator Pump 120 Volt-38724.0 - The Home Depot ... ( http://bit.ly/1D18U5b )
14:53 nubbins` buildroot make is still bailing out while trying to compile -- no joke -- tar 1.28
14:53 nubbins` this is how i learned the tar ecosystem is actually a fucking nightmare
14:53 nubbins` and linux, bsd, osx implementations are all almost wholly incompatible
14:53 asciilifeform nubbins`: please consider using a real computer, or if you must crapple - a vm
14:54 nubbins` asciilifeform this was kinda the final straw
14:54 nubbins` individual packages, i don't mind kludging
14:54 nubbins` but i have no interest in dismantling buildroot from the top down
14:55 nubbins` will steal wifey's machine this eve
14:55 asciilifeform http://www.kandbnews.co.uk/bathrooms/just-out/saniflointroduceslim-linemaceratorpump#.VRb5NnW9_fs
14:55 assbot Kitchen & Bathroom News | Saniflo introduces slim-line macerator pump ... ( http://bit.ly/1D19QX7 )
14:56 asciilifeform ^ l0l re: pin-up in this ad
14:56 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> this is how i learned the tar ecosystem is actually a fucking nightmare << it's reallty very very bad.
14:57 mircea_popescu and for that matter, the parallels between usg-poettering "working on" linux and usgavin "working on" bitcoin are utterly striking.
14:57 mircea_popescu here's this monstruous pile of serious problems in dire need of a solution, and here's the transgenderqueer crowd fixing pronouns and breaking the scant few things that almost work.
14:58 mircea_popescu and no, i don't propose that there's an actual office somewhere directing this braindamage.
14:58 mircea_popescu it's just that moot subcultures at the end of their rope spew singlemindedness as a natural fermentation product.
14:59 asciilifeform not that there is no office where hearn et al are given winks, nudges, and stacks of benjies
14:59 mircea_popescu i doubt poettering for isntance as much as saw a whiff of a whiff of that.
14:59 asciilifeform (does poettering have a 'day job' ? and, if so, what is it?)
14:59 mircea_popescu he has a boss in rh who has a boss who has an orlov who has an etc. six strings long, the flea circus.
15:00 mircea_popescu it's being a bitch for dubious usg contractors.
15:00 mircea_popescu !up jdjfjfucuysbebej
15:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 146808 @ 0.00027532 = 40.4192 BTC [-] {2}
15:00 jdjfjfucuysbebej Hi
15:00 mircea_popescu ello.
15:00 jdjfjfucuysbebej Why do you need to be upped?
15:00 asciilifeform meowmix ?
15:00 danielpbarron !up Bagels7
15:00 mircea_popescu i don't need to be upped. you do.
15:01 jdjfjfucuysbebej Why
15:01 mircea_popescu so this difference between us is enforced in a way you can't ignore.
15:01 jdjfjfucuysbebej Yeah
15:01 danielpbarron so "uppity"
15:02 mircea_popescu lol
15:02 nubbins` !down jdjfjfucuysbebej
15:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 64150 @ 0.00027806 = 17.8375 BTC [+] {3}
15:02 nubbins` dat androirc@
15:02 mircea_popescu well at least he got his isp to give him a new ip.
15:02 nubbins` yeah!
15:02 nubbins` it's like 1.5x as much ip as last time
15:02 mircea_popescu which - the cunts - made an ipv6. such service.
15:02 asciilifeform seems like he's on a pNohe
15:02 asciilifeform hence new ip
15:02 nubbins` ah!
15:02 mircea_popescu any good gf pov ?
15:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47550 @ 0.00028032 = 13.3292 BTC [+] {2}
15:03 mircea_popescu holy shit 28 ? MEAT TONIGHT!
15:04 trinque for the other crossdev newbs, gcc -dumpmachine will (I think?) give what must be plonked into crossdev --target
15:04 mats it rises
15:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so random ssd question for you. aren't the reads destructive just as writes are ? how come not if not ?
15:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: read measures charge. high-impedance circuit, so 'bubble' isn't moving
15:06 asciilifeform hence no appreciable ion migration.
15:06 mircea_popescu but!
15:06 mircea_popescu these cells are tiny.
15:06 mircea_popescu how the fuck do they measure charge without altering it
15:07 asciilifeform not -that- tiny.
15:07 Chillum blocks are rewritten on a schedule in most firmware I think
15:07 Chillum part of wear levelling
15:07 asciilifeform Chillum: that wasn't the question
15:07 Chillum I guess I misunderstood
15:07 mircea_popescu Chillum that was more of a "we want this hardware to last 25 months exactly" marketin thing i thought
15:07 nubbins` dat NTFS write scheme
15:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77189 @ 0.00027266 = 21.0464 BTC [-] {4}
15:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform how tiny ? afaik the controlling factor limitng memory atm is that they can't make it thinner than it is because single layer silicone and tunelling becoems a thing.
15:08 mircea_popescu well if that's the case...
15:09 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'read-disturb' is a thing, yes
15:09 asciilifeform but, iirc, small.
15:09 asciilifeform but not zero.
15:09 mircea_popescu how much of a thing ? 100 reads ? 1mn reads ?
15:09 mircea_popescu what's the per-read LD50 of memory i wish to know!
15:10 nubbins` you want that in mg/kg?
15:10 mircea_popescu lol
15:10 mircea_popescu nah, count per capita.
15:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47620 @ 0.00028053 = 13.3588 BTC [+]
15:10 nubbins` nb
15:11 asciilifeform afaik there is no published data.
15:11 asciilifeform other than 'it exists' and 'commercial nand flash controllers compensate in proprietary ways' (l0l yes)
15:11 mircea_popescu interesting huh.
15:11 mircea_popescu anyways.
15:12 asciilifeform my understanding is that 'read-disturb' is largely temporary.
15:12 mircea_popescu why would it be temporary ?
15:12 nubbins` bbl food!
15:12 asciilifeform because results from residual charge from neighbouring signal to select the row/col. to read.
15:13 asciilifeform rather than a 'reflashing' of a bit.
15:13 mircea_popescu then this isn't really the effect i was talking about
15:13 mircea_popescu but a sort of low level rowhammer
15:13 Chillum 'commercial nand flash controllers compensate in proprietary ways' = rewriting the block every X reads
15:13 mircea_popescu yeah.
15:13 asciilifeform -consecutive- reads
15:13 asciilifeform thinkaboutit
15:14 asciilifeform or you'd need a whole other array to count.
15:14 asciilifeform turtles for the turtles to stand on.
15:14 mircea_popescu i think they count by row
15:14 mircea_popescu and reflash by row
15:14 Chillum plus retiring nands and using unused ones after X accesses. One of the ways they hide decay
15:14 mircea_popescu i know they write per row in any case.
15:14 asciilifeform http://www.yaffs.net/documents/yaffs-nand-flash-failure-mitigation#Read_disturb
15:14 assbot Yaffs NAND flash failure mitigation | Yaffs ... ( http://bit.ly/1D1gEnv )
15:14 asciilifeform ^ small likbez
15:15 Chillum not sure about the exact granularity
15:16 mircea_popescu in any case about 1/4 of the total capacity of a ssd is not actually shown the os.
15:16 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: in recent devices, even more.
15:16 mircea_popescu there's ample room in there to count by row, and keep reserves etc.
15:16 mircea_popescu right.
15:17 Chillum nice link
15:17 asciilifeform 'hammers' were always somewhat interesting. who here remembers 'walking drum disks' ?
15:17 Chillum from the wall?
15:17 asciilifeform also a kind of 'software hammer' where unbalanced rotor effect was induced
15:17 asciilifeform those things could easily walk through a cement wall
15:24 mircea_popescu anyone know a fast and painless way to make subtitles for a youtube ?
15:26 funkenstein_ i was asking a database guy about log structured databases like the blockchain
15:26 funkenstein_ he told me to read about ssd filesystems
15:27 funkenstein_ and no, sorry, i don't
~ 23 minutes ~
15:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50883 @ 0.00027476 = 13.9806 BTC [-]
15:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33900 @ 0.00028053 = 9.51 BTC [+]
16:03 jurov ;;google closed captioning service
16:03 gribble Closed Captioning Services - Home Page: <http://www.ccscaption.com/>; Closed Captioning Service | Subtitles: <http://captionmax.com/>; Captionlabs: Closed Caption Service, Closed Captioning Services: <http://www.captionlabs.com/>
16:03 jurov ^ mircea_popescu may be what you need
16:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00028065 = 1.7962 BTC [+] {2}
16:07 trinque got muh cross compiler cross compilin'
16:07 * trinque gets food, then will try to build the foundation's bitcoind
16:07 jurov have a blood of stillborn ready?
16:08 trinque how bout some sacrificial cats?
16:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69300 @ 0.00028066 = 19.4497 BTC [+]
16:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 98900 @ 0.00028066 = 27.7573 BTC [+]
16:20 trinque changing the arch in auto.sh didn't seem to work
16:21 trinque saw it using system g++ anyway, failed to link the result
16:28 trinque found the relevant patches
16:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24632 @ 0.00028066 = 6.9132 BTC [+]
16:29 mircea_popescu jurov hm ?
16:30 mod6 trinque: what OS/arch ?
16:30 trinque mod6: trying to cross compile for the pogo
16:30 mod6 oh, ok.
16:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: fansub << yes!
16:39 asciilifeform http://www.universalsubtitles.org/en/videos/rcQaef4yYJyn/info/moia-masterskaia
16:39 assbot Моя мастерская with subtitles | Amara ... ( http://bit.ly/1D8LfPk )
16:39 asciilifeform ^ i used it to fansub a youtube
16:39 asciilifeform deadly simple
16:39 asciilifeform (won't overlay on youtube unless you're the one who posted the film, naturally)
16:40 asciilifeform i searched far and wide for a fansub tool, ended up with that
16:40 asciilifeform http://www.universalsubtitles.org/en/videos/rcQaef4yYJyn/en/915426 << correct link for sub
16:41 assbot Моя мастерская with subtitles | Amara ... ( http://bit.ly/1EhAhJC )
16:44 asciilifeform trinque: the absolute best way to do crossdev, imho, is 1) have a gentoo box and use 'crossdev' emerge tool which magically builds the toolchains correctly 2) wait for buildroot
16:44 trinque asciilifeform: I have crossdev and built a simple main.c which ran on the pogo
16:45 asciilifeform (or don't wait, if you download the stock version and build the 'sheevaplug' thing - it gives almost usable kernel)
16:46 asciilifeform (re: that film: no, i am not personally acquainted with the fella who made the film.)
16:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25250 @ 0.00028066 = 7.0867 BTC [+]
16:49 ben_vulpes trinque: a hack that i've seen to work is building for arch in a docker container
16:49 ben_vulpes ymmv
16:49 ben_vulpes but that's how bizpartner compiles his flugenputer
16:49 trinque ben_vulpes: really just waiting for someone to say "auto.sh doesn't do that yet" so I am aware of whether I'm wasting time fixing it :D
16:50 trinque seems mad about the arch being passed to the openssl compile, which could either be me not having the right environment encantations or who knows
16:50 * trinque doesn't mind continuing to hump the football
16:50 ben_vulpes odd image
16:50 asciilifeform mircea_popescu et al.: instructive re: earlier thread today >> https://octopart.com/search?q=sata&filter%5Bfields%5D%5Bcategory_uids%5D%5B%5D=c8d405def9791313&start=0&filter%5Bfields%5D%5Bavg_avail%5D%5B%5D=%5B1%20TO%20*%5D
16:51 assbot sata - Octopart ... ( http://bit.ly/1EhClkM )
16:51 asciilifeform ^ note the prices.
16:53 asciilifeform summary: the cheapest commercially-advertised microcontroller with integrates sata costs more than 'pogo' even in qty. 10,000+.
16:53 asciilifeform -the chip alone.-
16:54 asciilifeform not even speaking of board, ram, ethernet magnetics & connector, ..., ....
16:54 asciilifeform commercially, that is, in the public english-speaking world.
16:55 asciilifeform i am very much hoping to be proven mistaken about this!
16:55 asciilifeform (and no, didn't only check the meta-search engine 'octopart' but every single one of my favourite suppliers.)
16:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00028071 = 6.4563 BTC [+] {2}
17:06 nubbins` asciilifeform re: octopart: lel, think we can run turdel on an Atmel Butterfly? :S
17:07 nubbins` <+mircea_popescu> anyone know a fast and painless way to make subtitles for a youtube ? <<< http://captiongenerator.com/
17:07 assbot Add Captions to Any Youtube Video - Caption Generator ... ( http://bit.ly/1EhFMbo )
17:07 nubbins` mircea_popescu also for top lel: http://captiongenerator.com/29786/woodcollector-hitler
17:07 assbot woodcollector hitler - Caption Generator ... ( http://bit.ly/1EhFNMq )
17:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45350 @ 0.00028083 = 12.7356 BTC [+]
17:10 asciilifeform nubbins`: where's the sata and Gb ethernet ?
17:11 nubbins` dude it has a piezo speaker and a pin for your lapel, what more do you want?
17:12 nubbins` anyway long+short we'll never get a deal like the pogos until, well, the next pogo-like thing comes along
17:12 nubbins` i doubt pogo paid less than $18/unit.
17:13 nubbins` (for those wondering how $18 can turn profit for amazon sellers -- the current sellers are likely the ones who scooped up pallet loads at $7ea in prior years)
17:19 jurov http://www.cnet.com/news/iron-sky-2-nazis-lizard-people-and-hitler-on-a-t-rex/ googled too lizard hitler and... we gotta use this pic sometime
17:19 assbot 'Iron Sky 2': Nazis, lizard people and Hitler on a T.rex - CNET ... ( http://bit.ly/1NprR4k )
17:21 jurov what about a contest - best memepic made out of it?
17:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58100 @ 0.00028083 = 16.3162 BTC [+]
17:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform a danke
17:30 nubbins` http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromecast#Hardware
17:30 assbot Chromecast - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1Npua7A )
17:31 nubbins` MFW an avr butterfly costs more than a SATA pogo
17:32 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nice.
17:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform in fairness, there's 0 price sensitivity from 1 to 10k. pleads against octosite being too useful.
17:33 nubbins` almost none of the items give price breaks beyond 100
17:33 nubbins` some, not even then
17:34 mircea_popescu yeah well...
17:34 mircea_popescu !up d9b4bef9
17:35 nubbins` hi d9b4bef9
17:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25050 @ 0.0002787 = 6.9814 BTC [-] {2}
17:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 220370 @ 0.00027476 = 60.5489 BTC [-]
17:48 jurov https://medium.com/@octskyward/replace-by-fee-43edd9a1dd6d power rangers fight over messing up zeroconf
17:48 assbot Replace by fee — Medium ... ( http://bit.ly/1NpxEa1 )
17:49 nubbins` heh
17:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25900 @ 0.00027191 = 7.0425 BTC [-]
17:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9550 @ 0.00027191 = 2.5967 BTC [-]
17:55 mircea_popescu " Blowing up 0-confirm transactions is vandalism."
17:56 mircea_popescu lol at these kids. vandalism, racism, chauvinism et all. the bad words of a new generation.
17:57 nubbins` anything to be gained by enabling mmu support in buildroot? spidey sense says no
17:57 mircea_popescu i can't see what it'd help
17:58 mircea_popescu "It’s absolutely essential for buying stuff in shops. A currency that can’t be used to buy a newspaper on the street is not going to be seen as a real currency by the man on that street." << again and again with this nonsense. what the "man on the street" sees or doesn't see, accepts or hates, whatever the fuck is entirely unimportant.
17:58 mircea_popescu not that i think the replace by fee idea is worth implementing, but the reasons given are lulzy.
17:59 mircea_popescu for the record : a node can do this currently, if a node feels like doing this currently. whether we like it or not is immaterial, really. some miners tried it historically, but it's generally speaking dumb an' so it never caught on.
17:59 nubbins` <+mircea_popescu> lol at these kids. vandalism, racism, chauvinism et all. the bad words of a new generation. <<< hurtyfeelism
18:00 nubbins` man on the street using special drawing rights to purchase a coffee
18:00 mircea_popescu myeah. it's just... utterly confused.
18:00 mircea_popescu sort-of like seeing footballers trying to reason about medicine. that's what this entire "buncha derpy kids + some usg moles debating bitcoin" looks to me : like a bunch of nfl picks got parachuted in senegal, and are now trying to get themselves cured of tb
18:01 mircea_popescu "maybe if we hit it really hard with THIS rock!"
18:01 mircea_popescu "dude you threw the rock like a girl"
18:01 mircea_popescu "nu uh urmom!"
18:01 nubbins` oh wow, osx actually shipped with bsd-tar AND gnu-tar until 10.9
18:01 mircea_popescu etc etc
18:05 jurov re: reliable computers vs. luxury cars...apples and oranges
18:05 mircea_popescu industrial products are industrial products. all of them. without exception. exactly the same thing.
18:05 mircea_popescu and, for that matter, the very people in the more "advanced" economies are by now exactly industrial products.
18:06 jurov i haven't heard about "luxury car" with doubled or triply-redundant engine and other stuff
18:06 jurov to achieve 99.9999 whatever uptime
18:06 mircea_popescu the exact way reliability is implemented depends more on the context neh ?
18:06 mircea_popescu you ever heard of car that won't start ?
18:06 jurov yes. and luxury ones, too
18:06 mircea_popescu i haven't.
18:07 mircea_popescu (luxury i mean)
18:07 jurov better comparison would be a car that can go for years without service break
18:08 jurov or serviceable during movement
18:08 mircea_popescu ok
18:08 jurov hence, apples and oranges
18:09 mircea_popescu lol @hearn : "So: money is not a mathematical construct. It’s a social construct. The fact that Bitcoin uses some fairly basic maths to coordinate social decisions over the internet doesn’t change that."
18:09 mircea_popescu apparently the eater-of-worlds interepretation of bitcoin got some pretty high level people involved.
18:09 mircea_popescu yes derps, "money" as in usd is a social construct. money as in bitcoin is not a social construct.
18:10 mircea_popescu this is why we're here. cause the superset of your shit is the way to clean your shit out of this world.
18:10 nubbins` money is not a mathematical construct?
18:11 mircea_popescu eh, he has a skeleton of good points, on which he plants the usual bs.
18:11 * nubbins` invites hearn to use money without numbers
18:11 mircea_popescu kinda par for the course for assets rly.
18:11 nubbins` what next, statistics is not a mathematical construct?
18:11 mircea_popescu notably, he's on medium.
18:12 mircea_popescu nubbins` nothing's anything and if you have a business obama made that business
18:12 mircea_popescu check your privilege.
18:12 nubbins` D:
18:13 mircea_popescu but anyway : usd is currently trying to use money without numbers.
18:13 mircea_popescu which ties in quite hysterically into the romanian expression "Fara numar"
18:13 mircea_popescu which is very instructive, because it's gypsytalk for "a lot of money". which is the problem of being a gypsy : very good social, very poor maths, failure to thrive in the world.
18:14 mircea_popescu https://www.google.com/search?q=fara+numar&complete=0&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&sa=X < illustrations.
18:14 assbot fara numar - Google zoeken ... ( http://bit.ly/1NpCMv4 )
18:15 TomServo http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2015#1077008 << I'm curious to flesh this out a bit.
18:15 assbot Logged on 28-03-2015 16:44:11; mircea_popescu: Chillum completely unrelated : do you have any fucking idea how desired a bitcoin host is here ?
18:16 mircea_popescu TomServo you couldn't have missed it in the logs ? we want a bitcoin hosting corp.
18:16 mircea_popescu what rg was supposed to run before going nuts.
18:17 TomServo Say a guy had a nearly a racks worth a few generations old HP gear his workplace was going to get rid of.. and his own private stash of similiar era network gear.
18:17 mircea_popescu so start a dc.
18:17 TomServo And could be inspired to seek out colo pricing.. would this be of interest as a starting point?
18:17 nubbins` mircea_popescu lel http://i.imgur.com/NV71EV0.png
18:17 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1NpDf0b )
18:17 mircea_popescu very
18:17 nubbins` (for bonus lel, "related pictures" #2)
18:18 nubbins` algorithm: "oh, here's a dude blowing a big hair-icicle. this works."
18:20 mircea_popescu nubbins` in romanian, it's a thing.
18:20 mircea_popescu (literally that means "unbounded talent", but in that context talent would strictly denote a whore's talent, and it is only used ironically. so it's an apt caption for a teenager derping with a faux cock)
18:20 TomServo mircea_popescu: I'd imagine being usian based would be a problem, tho?
18:21 mircea_popescu TomServo lock the cages, superglue the locks lol
18:21 nubbins` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz3lJX92ly0
18:21 assbot Leonard Cohen - Dress Rehearsal Rag - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1NpE5tS )
18:22 TomServo mircea_popescu: heh, I'm for it! I'm honestly trying consider it here... though I feel I might need a financial attorney to sort everything out given my locale.
18:22 nubbins` if i forgot english i'd learn it again for cohen
18:22 mircea_popescu TomServo colocation is a service, ship them to fucking malysia if you care.
18:23 TomServo mircea_popescu: It's an option I suppose.. but I was thinking my hands of the hardware would be a big piece of what I'm selling.
18:23 mircea_popescu alrighty, that also.
18:24 mircea_popescu i'm just saying, the need is there. as long as you clearly advertise what exactly you do and then stick to it exactly... it'll have custom.
18:26 TomServo Well I'll ponder it some more and welcome any further feedback on the aging infrastructure being proposed and it's utility.
18:26 TomServo its* :)
18:27 mircea_popescu the one serious problem for you, or anyone else trying to do business in the us (say, cisco) is that sooner or later your government will try and rape you with those "secret legal proceedings" bs.
18:28 mircea_popescu at that point, you'll be in the lavamail seat. either you become complicit with the criminals, or else you'll be prosecuted by the criminals.
18:28 mircea_popescu (either side's claim as to the criminality of the other being unresolvable, since no rule of law, since "secret proceedings")
18:31 TomServo Right, so doing this in the US is simply untenable - no?
18:32 mircea_popescu but i guess you could do something like the traditional "We have received no unmentionable paperwork from local band of criminals" monthly announcement
18:32 mircea_popescu since you can't be legally compelled to actually lie.
18:32 mircea_popescu it'll be a tough walk tho.
18:32 mircea_popescu well, it's tenable if you're looking to pick a fight.
18:32 TomServo This being the 'warrant canary'?
18:32 mircea_popescu yea
18:35 trinque http://justsecurity.org/20850/government-slight-concession-twitters-warrant-canary-suit/
18:35 assbot US Government Makes Slight Concession in Twitter’s Warrant-Canary Suit | Just Security ... ( http://bit.ly/1NpGODx )
18:35 jurov TomServo: I want to do hosting too, but wanted a partner
18:35 trinque "the government concedes that companies who have never received any kind of national-security request from the government and who are not bound by other nondisclosure provisions vis-à-vis the government may lawfully publish warrant canaries publicizing that fact."
18:35 trinque so, better start with one, it seems
18:36 trinque other relevant info worth reading there
18:37 TomServo jurov: Thoughts on the discussion so far?
18:38 jurov physical hw location does not matter to me, can be the best korea or whatever
18:38 jurov and if you did not have the offer, i can shop around here
18:39 jurov or perhaps having both us and eu right from the start would be best
18:40 mircea_popescu ah yes, the famous rsync one http://www.rsync.net/resources/notices/canary.txt
18:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1xo959M )
18:40 mircea_popescu but they use a shitty signature shceme and wtf, reference bitcoin block hashes already
18:40 mircea_popescu jurov eu understood as slovakia is particularly useful.
18:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49437 @ 0.00027288 = 13.4904 BTC [+] {2}
18:42 jurov yes, it may end up in czech rep or so
18:43 trinque asciilifeform: any opposition to me adding a parameter for a few predefined architectures in auto.sh?
18:43 mircea_popescu the czechs should totally go back to kingdom
18:43 trinque I've got it cross-compiling nicely from a gentoo host, currently munching through boost
18:43 mats i wouldn't mind lending a hand if you're looking for help
18:43 trinque ben_vulpes: "monkey humping a football" << couldn't be a more apt description of the process I used to get crossdev working with auto.sh
18:43 funkenstein_ i have used bitcoincloud.eu with no trouble yet
18:43 TomServo jurov: what do you mean 'not have the offer'?
18:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 101500 @ 0.00027566 = 27.9795 BTC [+] {2}
18:44 jurov you consider hosting because you got the gear offered, no?
18:46 TomServo I'm interested in the prospect in general.. the hardware availablity just being a perk. I was curious if there was legitmate interest in this hardware specifically.
18:46 jurov if it does not have features like iLO remote pwnkit, that is considered plus here
18:47 mircea_popescu lol
18:47 TomServo heh of course.. unfortunately.. these have it.
18:48 mircea_popescu b-a sourced host, this should be interesting.
18:48 mircea_popescu jurov "HP iLO - The preferred IT administrator in every ProLiant server" you fudster you.
18:49 mircea_popescu "HP iLO functions out-of-the-box without additional software installation regardless of the servers' state of operation giving you complete access to your server from any location via a web browser or the iLO Mobile App"
18:49 mircea_popescu i hope it has ssl. you know, for the api.
18:50 jurov overall, being able to learn on cheap older stuff is nice to have
18:50 mircea_popescu TomServo incidentally, they being your machines, you can take a hammer at parts.
18:50 jurov imo
18:50 TomServo I agree.
18:50 mircea_popescu "what's the most important tool in the arsenal of the security consultant ?"
18:50 mircea_popescu "a #3 chisel"
18:52 * trinque wonders what the fuck python headers have to do with boost
18:52 jurov do you have USE=python set?
18:53 jurov it may be the default
18:53 trinque jurov: just running the auto.sh
18:53 trinque probably lots to be snipped out of the boost config
18:53 trinque probably better to snip boost
18:53 jurov this was discussed
18:53 trinque I am well aware, just marveling at what I see in my terminal
18:54 jurov and conclusion was, that any bigger c++ project needs it (or poor reimplementation of it)
18:54 jurov kk
18:55 jurov so, TomServo?
18:57 TomServo jurov: I'ma thinking.
19:02 mircea_popescu !up ascii_modem
19:02 ascii_modem nubbins': linux with disabled mmu id... msdos!! in the bad sense
19:03 ascii_modem *is
19:03 ascii_modem in machine shop, ugh, cold fingers
19:04 mircea_popescu why would you want to do software mmu ?
19:05 ascii_modem 0 price sensitivity below 10k << false for all common parts. try it
19:05 ascii_modem software mmu?!
19:05 ascii_modem lol
19:05 mircea_popescu what is it doing in linux then ?
19:05 * mircea_popescu confused
19:06 ascii_modem support -for- mmu
19:06 mircea_popescu *tripletake*
19:06 mircea_popescu oohhh.
19:06 mircea_popescu thanks god someone reads these logs o.O
19:06 ascii_modem but yeah for uniquely impoverished archs there is mmuless linux
19:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54376 @ 0.00027611 = 15.0138 BTC [+] {2}
19:10 mircea_popescu !up odyjm
19:10 ascii_modem canary << mega-lol, apple killed their canary. who noticed, who remembers now ?
19:11 mircea_popescu me.
19:11 ben_vulpes i noticed.
19:11 ben_vulpes everyone i work with knows.
19:11 ascii_modem and me aha
19:11 mircea_popescu what, you think i don't like apple because of its hairdo ?
19:12 ben_vulpes weird hairdos come with good bjs
19:12 ben_vulpes (sometimes)
19:12 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/e11f97d0aed79e6d22c67e293d63ecc3/tumblr_mx97scN9DM1s78jo7o1_1280.jpg << country bumpkin reaches california. first day, burn the tits. next day, burn the butt.
19:12 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1xJz8Zh )
19:12 ben_vulpes but this weird hairdo has the clap
19:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51107 @ 0.00027137 = 13.8689 BTC [-] {3}
19:12 mircea_popescu "don't like" != "weird" mr.
19:14 TomServo ascii_modem | canary << was hoping this would be mentioned. So what is the value? zilch?
19:14 mircea_popescu pre dropping or post ?
19:15 TomServo the apple case specifically
19:15 ben_vulpes the honor of a few at the top. maybe. if they get out and come here.
19:16 ben_vulpes for a btc host, not a bad idea. low cost.
19:16 mircea_popescu meanwhile in a mexican jail, http://41.media.tumblr.com/aba956207a733186c3f6b54d0b45de34/tumblr_mjeeokHoua1s78jo7o1_1280.jpg
19:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/19c4490 )
19:23 jurov http://fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/ hue
19:23 assbot American Millennials are among the world's least skilled - Fortune ... ( http://bit.ly/1xJA8gc )
19:29 * asciilifeform set up enormous power saw, other things, back now
19:30 mircea_popescu not surprising.
19:30 mircea_popescu but hey, at least they challenged patriarchy.
19:30 asciilifeform mexican jail << possibly favourite of all the pics i've seen so far here
19:31 ben_vulpes * asciilifeform set up enormous power saw << pics?
19:31 asciilifeform it's a 'hitachi'
19:31 asciilifeform did not occur to me to take a photo
19:31 asciilifeform everyone already has this saw.
19:31 ben_vulpes chop?
19:31 asciilifeform (recced by diametric)
19:32 jurov my mom was using "husqvarna"
19:32 jurov sewing machine.
19:32 mircea_popescu When the results were analyzed by age group and nationality, ETS got a shock. It turns out, says a new report, that Millennials in the U.S. fall short when it comes to the skills employers want most: literacy (including the ability to follow simple instructions), practical math, and — hold on to your hat — a category called “problem-solving in technology-rich environments.”
19:32 asciilifeform http://www.hitachipowertools.com/images/product/saws/miter_saws/C10FSH.jpg << that one
19:32 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1xJAPpO )
19:32 ben_vulpes really?
19:32 mircea_popescu "Not only do Gen Y Americans lag far behind their overseas peers by every measure, but they even score lower than other age groups of Americans."
19:32 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: coulda sworm you said "enormous"...
19:33 asciilifeform enormous compared to the tiny jeweler's saw i'm accustomed to
19:33 ben_vulpes ah
19:33 asciilifeform ben_vulpes probably imagined meat processing plant chopper for whole pigs / corpses
19:33 funkenstein_ ETS got a shock <-- the funny bit
19:33 mircea_popescu Altogether, the top U.S. Gen Yers, in the 90th percentile, “scored lower than their counterparts in 15 countries,” the report notes, “and only scored higher than their peers in Spain.”
19:33 mircea_popescu pretty much exactly what one expected.
19:33 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: i was honestly wondering about its orientation and axes of articulation.
19:34 trinque mircea_popescu: the simple instructions bit is as much mental illness as it is literacy
19:34 asciilifeform ^
19:34 trinque and that is largely due to terrible upbringing and terrible diet through formative years
19:34 trinque current generation and below is probably irreparably fucked
19:34 mircea_popescu diet has possibly less to do with it than gayness.
19:35 trinque dunno, does mountain dew *cause* gayness?
19:35 mircea_popescu well... "gayness", the faux cultural homosexuality the us came up with to try and avoid facing the actual problem
19:35 mircea_popescu anyway, human populations are not linear. the current twentysomething/late teens are completely discardable out of hand, like so much rag.
19:35 mircea_popescu however, the next one will probably shine.
19:36 mircea_popescu generations alternate.
19:36 ben_vulpes actual problems to cut their teeth on.
19:36 mircea_popescu in any case, it's for the nine year olds we're even building all this wot bitcoin etc stack
19:36 * trinque nods
19:36 mircea_popescu but when 2025 rolls around and late 30s/early 40s dumb fat fucks inquire as to why we're fucking teenagers
19:37 mircea_popescu the answer will be a uniform, resounding "because you're fucking stupid"
19:37 mircea_popescu "every chance you had, you blew it!"
19:37 trinque I'm trying to find a figure on the number of USAians on psychiatric meds
19:37 trinque ...it's high, whatever it is
19:37 mircea_popescu like a third ?
19:37 trinque that or higher, I'd wager
19:37 asciilifeform counting the ones in the drinking water or no ?
19:37 trinque one thing I wait eagerly to see is when those run dry
19:38 trinque asciilifeform: no, but of course all pollutants come to the party
19:38 mircea_popescu What does that mean for U.S. employers hiring people born since 1980? Goodman notes that hiring managers shouldn’t overestimate the practical value of a four-year degree. True, U.S. Millennials with college credentials did score higher on the PIAAC than Americans with only a high school diploma (albeit less well than college grads in most other countries).
19:38 mircea_popescu lmao! most expensive mit in the world. also only place in the world where mit grads can not use a battery to light a bulb.
19:39 asciilifeform the exam that only measures what it wants to measure and not first and mostly willingness-to-do-exam is not yet born
19:39 mircea_popescu trinque in general nature has well designed things : junkies in withdrawal are ineffectual.
19:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the notion one even gets a choice in that matter is pernicious.
19:39 asciilifeform in what ?
19:39 mircea_popescu kinda why you want to hang all kids that do under x.
19:39 asciilifeform aha that
19:40 mircea_popescu that way, the "willingness to do exam" is less divergent.
19:40 asciilifeform yeah i've for many years wanted to see the 'iq exam' thing automated
19:40 asciilifeform as in, there's a piraña pit trap door
19:40 asciilifeform which opens.
19:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00028083 = 2.2466 BTC [+]
19:40 trinque ahaha, asciilifeform is a bond villain
19:41 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/900eef46da7c13a7fa7cc84362e4b4ce/tumblr_mjefgkz3Zj1s78jo7o1_1280.jpg << this too alf ?
19:41 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1xJBAiH )
19:41 asciilifeform this less
19:41 asciilifeform but similar.
19:42 mircea_popescu how about http://41.media.tumblr.com/361fb40b8fe63114ef35b350f3fb66f4/tumblr_mjefebG4dN1s78jo7o1_1280.jpg ?
19:42 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1xJBGql )
19:42 mircea_popescu !up zen_
19:42 asciilifeform aha
19:42 asciilifeform not sure why
19:42 asciilifeform but yes.
19:42 trinque lol
19:42 mircea_popescu because girls playing in the bath ? lol.
19:42 mircea_popescu classical theme.
19:42 asciilifeform not the bath, no
19:43 asciilifeform they look like actual gurlz
19:43 asciilifeform vs the bizarre kabuki thing that i never imprinted on
19:43 mircea_popescu oh ic.
19:43 mircea_popescu best kept secret by patriarchy : men actulaly like women.
19:44 nubbins` <+ascii_modem> nubbins': linux with disabled mmu id... msdos!! in the bad sense <<< omg this is why i shop here!
19:46 asciilifeform 22:13:05 up 1 day, 22:13, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
~ 23 minutes ~
20:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50700 @ 0.00027849 = 14.1194 BTC [-]
20:15 nubbins` "By default this override file is named local.mk and located in the top directory of the Buildroot source tree, but a different location can be specified through the BR2_PACKAGE_OVERRIDE_FILE configuration option."
20:15 nubbins` lies, no such file exists!
20:16 trinque "...on 400th target..."
20:16 trinque boost is the fire swamp
20:16 asciilifeform nubbins`: could wait till i post this, you know
20:17 asciilifeform i'm in the process of slicing out all of the actually relevant changes
20:24 nubbins` heh. i'm actually just trying to feed in my own tar right now
20:24 nubbins` practice, if nothing else
20:24 trinque "...failed updating 3 targets..." BOOOOOOST.
20:25 nubbins` ^ <+nubbins`> practice, if nothing else
20:25 nubbins` tbh a fair percentage of my programming knowledge comes from hunting down stupid compile errors
20:25 nubbins` like on the order of 80%+
20:26 trinque eh I know the drill
20:26 trinque boost is absurdly complex tho
20:26 trinque I used it long ago working on a parental controls thing at a shartup
20:26 nubbins` in fairness, the work behind presenting you a bash prompt is absurdly complex 8)
20:26 nubbins` a shartup :0
20:26 trinque an ass hair, the same from a perspective
20:27 trinque nubbins`: oh yeah, big time
20:27 trinque ruby on rails, and wads o boost c++
20:32 nubbins` phun joke for people who work in offices: wander over to helpdesk and say "man, i found this usb stick in the parking lot and now my computer's acting /crazy/"
20:32 trinque heh!
20:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 95371 @ 0.00027418 = 26.1488 BTC [-] {4}
20:34 mod6 <+jurov> my mom was using "husqvarna" << they make my favorite chainsaws / best chainsaws imho
20:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 324150 @ 0.00028134 = 91.1964 BTC [+] {4}
20:48 trinque hm, boost wants bzip2 even though it's been instructed to not use that
20:49 trinque that's about all the monkey-football time I have for today
20:58 mircea_popescu your instructions have no power here.
21:02 mircea_popescu in other news, pot makes one fat. proof inside : http://40.media.tumblr.com/45312d5667ec719da8582897f6e78cd4/tumblr_mj7tt10qNE1s78jo7o1_500.jpg
21:02 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1I6yIw6 )
21:05 nubbins` i was fat before pot
21:06 mircea_popescu lol
21:09 trinque gotta eat before you smoke!
21:09 trinque man that chick... I bet she smells bad; they always do
21:15 asciilifeform who's they
21:23 cazalla while i await danielpbarron's response, anyone want to suggest why the pogo flashes green after following his guide after a reboot?
21:23 asciilifeform cazalla: iirc that's the default left by uboot
21:24 cazalla oh i forgot to mention, can no longer ssh to it or anything
21:32 asciilifeform cazalla: serial port?
21:32 ben_vulpes http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/28/technology/ellen-pao-kleiner-perkins-case-decision.html?_r=0
21:32 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1NpFvTg )
21:33 trinque asciilifeform: "stoner chicks"
21:33 asciilifeform trinque: why would that be
21:33 ben_vulpes tl;dr: kleiner perkins wins, modern french revolutionaries proclaim great victory
21:33 ben_vulpes "at least the cause has been moved forwards!"
21:34 ben_vulpes i had a massive change of heart at lunch today
21:34 * asciilifeform read that earlier today, but had a mindfuck and thought it was about perkin elmer
21:34 ben_vulpes i am officially in favor of every welfare and spending plan in america
21:34 cazalla asciilifeform, something i can pursue next weekend i guess
21:34 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: 'heightening the contradictions' ?
21:35 ben_vulpes the more distracted by sexual inequality, gender inequality, income inequality, and the more attention they're paying to the management of the epic bureaucracy so built, the less time and energy will be devoted to the impending conflicts.
21:35 ben_vulpes more along the lines of draining the battery, asciilifeform.
21:35 ben_vulpes universal healthcare? fuck yes!
21:35 mircea_popescu congrats, you are now clinton.
21:35 asciilifeform at the risk of mixing metaphors, the battery is powered by burning the (remaining) furniture.
21:35 mircea_popescu im pretty sure the woman is thinking, and im pretty sure this is what.
21:35 ben_vulpes universal jobs program?
21:35 ben_vulpes go for it!
21:36 ben_vulpes robot horses?
21:36 ben_vulpes why not?
21:36 trinque inverse of "starve the beast"
21:36 trinque gorge til death!
21:36 ben_vulpes jets that fly like shitty helicopters and cost a bezzilion?
21:36 trinque I like it
21:36 ben_vulpes DO IT
21:36 ben_vulpes those remaining fat reserves? eat 'em.
21:36 ben_vulpes dig in and enjoy while it lasts, piggies.
21:37 mircea_popescu there's a reason that story of mine is set at a feast.
21:37 mircea_popescu appetite lacking, but anyway.
21:37 asciilifeform can't speak for ben_vulpes, but no one came and asked me if the jets should be built
21:37 asciilifeform so having a position on the matter feels odd
21:37 ben_vulpes it constrains conversational attack surface
21:37 mircea_popescu get with the social media age alfie.
21:37 asciilifeform l0l mr o polls, 'should grumman get another $tril' ?
21:38 mircea_popescu kickstart it.
21:38 trinque I heard lockheed martin is going to build the enterprise with a fusion reactor
21:38 trinque *upvote*
21:38 asciilifeform suckstarter.
21:38 asciilifeform (as in harley)
21:39 mircea_popescu as in bad lay
21:39 asciilifeform someone, iirc al schwartz, described his sister as 'could suckstart a harley'
21:41 mircea_popescu men reach a certain age where the only way they're fucking anything is if that anything sucks them off first.
21:41 mircea_popescu hence a very cold reception to much younger men's ideas about "couldn't abstain"
21:41 mircea_popescu nigga, say wut ? rape her ? youredoingitwrong.
21:41 asciilifeform in othere news
21:41 asciilifeform we have sata.
21:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 81003 @ 0.0002678 = 21.6926 BTC [-] {3}
21:42 mircea_popescu good news.
21:42 asciilifeform ... aaand
21:42 asciilifeform chucked all the extra crud
21:42 asciilifeform from kernel
21:43 mircea_popescu 3.5 mb/
21:43 asciilifeform not size that matters so much
21:43 asciilifeform but brain footprint
21:44 asciilifeform drive mounts.
21:44 asciilifeform yes, that weird sandisk.
21:44 asciilifeform sd and usb also work.
21:51 asciilifeform boot time, from end of udev pause, is ~3 sec.
21:52 mircea_popescu nioce.
22:02 asciilifeform 927d52a91421ad608ceaf011e56aa91d18f478f81707a8774bc0cbdb146621f5118b35c640b376cdcaef206be98b520802f1f749e387b1b4876d6a6a0d080bd1 turdel-now-with-sata.gz
22:02 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/turdel-now-with-sata.gz
22:07 decimation asciilifeform: re: rf quiet pc < the original IBM AT came in a heavy metal case, fully shielded
22:07 asciilifeform shielded but for the keyboard, display..
22:07 asciilifeform power
22:07 asciilifeform 'heavy metal case' is not the same as 'tempest shield' regardless of appearances
22:07 asciilifeform though it beats plastic
22:14 decimation asciilifeform: agreed
22:14 decimation but to get actual tempest shield request spending golden toilet money
22:15 decimation the best approximation one can get as a civilian is to purchase FCC "class B" devices
22:23 decimation golden toilet lcd displays > http://www.apitech.com/product-classes/sst-emcon-tempest-monitors
22:23 assbot SST / EMCON TEMPEST Monitors | API Technologies ... ( http://bit.ly/1yodbKb )
22:36 decimation asciilifeform: http://www.theamphour.com/241-an-interview-with-chuck-peddle-charismatic-chipmaking-coryphaeus/ < chuck peddle claims in the middle of this 2.5 hour podcast that his new 'hybrid DRAM/FLASH ssd drive' contains 11 6502 uC's
22:36 assbot An Interview With Chuck Peddle - Charismatic Chipmaking Coryphaeus | The Amp Hour Electronics Podcast ... ( http://bit.ly/1yoevNa )
22:37 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mod6, mircea_popescu, danielpbarron, punkman, nubbins`, et al:
22:37 asciilifeform achtung, panzers!
22:37 asciilifeform http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-March/000074.html
22:37 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yoeybM )
22:37 asciilifeform 'Presenting... Build your own Pogotron.'
22:37 asciilifeform tested the result, too
22:37 asciilifeform should take about 20 min. on a typical box, to build the WHOLE ORCHESTRA
22:38 asciilifeform incl. compilers.
22:39 asciilifeform ^^^^^^ thing i promised mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-03-2015#1068981
22:39 assbot Logged on 24-03-2015 22:31:11; mircea_popescu: well, how soon can we have it ?
22:39 asciilifeform is here.
22:39 decimation congrats asciilifeform
22:39 mircea_popescu lalala
22:40 asciilifeform gentlemen, start yer enginez
22:40 decimation I need to download one from amazon
22:40 trinque bravo
22:40 trinque asciilifeform: am meeting up with ben_vulpes and other friends tonight, and I'll bring along the pogo
22:40 mircea_popescu ah how splendid.
22:40 asciilifeform the cookbook is brutally terse, if any of it isn't obvious plz ask while i'm awake
22:41 mircea_popescu danielpbarron manual asap!
22:41 decimation asciilifeform: was this run on your gentoo box?
22:41 asciilifeform aha
22:41 asciilifeform it ought to run on any reasonable unix though
22:41 asciilifeform uses nothing local but gcc
22:42 mircea_popescu anyone know like a nude housekeeper service in dc or something ?
22:42 trinque asciilifeform: I tried the crossdev compile of bitcoind and got as far as boost hell regarding bzip2
22:42 decimation ja but does it depend on particular gcc to bootstrap?
22:42 asciilifeform trinque: note that bitcoind is not included in this yet
22:42 trinque but have working cross compilation tooling otherwise, which farts executibles agreeable to the pogo
22:42 trinque yep
22:42 asciilifeform decimation: i only tried it on 4.8.x
22:42 asciilifeform decimation: if you have something unusually archaic, may have problems
22:43 decimation k.
22:43 asciilifeform somebody at least build this plz.
22:43 asciilifeform even if no pogo.
22:43 trinque asciilifeform: ben_vulpes and I shall shortly
22:43 asciilifeform you will get a kernel image (also contains rootfs)
22:43 decimation I'll try on my rhel6 vm
22:43 trinque "hack night"
22:43 asciilifeform neato
22:44 asciilifeform the Gb ethernet, 3Gb/s sata, sd card, usb - work
22:44 asciilifeform have not yet tested led or button.
22:45 asciilifeform i also eliminated all the standard crud that kernel wants to have by default - support for usb hid, mice, keyboards, framebuffers, and anything whatsoever whose purpose i did not know
22:45 asciilifeform gone.
22:45 asciilifeform if i missed something - shoot it, don't hesitate
22:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33280 @ 0.00027739 = 9.2315 BTC [+]
22:46 asciilifeform one little warning - 'buildroot' is dumb as a rock, you will have to 'make clean all' just about every time
22:46 asciilifeform (every time you change anything)
22:46 asciilifeform doesn't nuke the compiler though, iirc
22:46 asciilifeform a rebuild is about 6 min. on my box.
22:49 mircea_popescu Probably more. << i don't see wut more.
22:49 asciilifeform for those who don't know - 'buildroot' does -not- use your local crossdev tooling, should you have any
22:50 asciilifeform it builds own world.
22:50 mircea_popescu trinque / ben_vulpes hack a uboot module while at it!
22:50 asciilifeform ah and this thing builds uboot
22:50 asciilifeform but i have not tested the one it makes
22:50 asciilifeform i am using the one i made.
22:50 trinque mircea_popescu: what should it do?
22:50 mircea_popescu not necessarily one we'll use, just to get the hang of it
22:50 mircea_popescu it should compile a pogo bitcoind
22:50 trinque I installed uboot on my pogo already
22:50 mircea_popescu nono.
22:50 mircea_popescu bitcoind as ubut module
22:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i thought about this
22:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform aha!
22:51 trinque interesting, I'll have to look into precisely what that'd mean
22:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it isn't a particularly great substitute for a unix, unfortunately
22:51 mircea_popescu which is why i say trinque :)
22:51 trinque lol
22:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform huge step forward from all the other people way in the back.
22:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: missing any kind of i/o scheduler, or, more importantly, task slicer
22:51 asciilifeform (scheduler)
22:52 asciilifeform (bitcoind is threaded)
22:52 trinque yeah we'll look at it
22:52 asciilifeform or dos port would have been simple.
22:52 mircea_popescu bitcoin is, but the pogo is single core neh ?
22:52 asciilifeform aha
22:52 mircea_popescu so then not THAT big of a deal
22:52 asciilifeform this is roughly close in sweat level to an msdos port
22:53 trinque I'm about certain this is beyond the scope of this evening or one six pack of beer
22:53 trinque :D
22:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform who knows what whiz kidz come up with.
22:54 trinque uboot is basically grub for this thing, yeah?
22:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 110920 @ 0.00027739 = 30.7681 BTC [+]
22:55 mod6 <+asciilifeform> http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-March/000074.html << congrats on the pogotron, ascii!
22:55 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yogaSI )
22:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i certainly intend to sit bitcoin down on the metal. on possibly even this machine. but will probably use ada's spark bare metal for it.
22:55 asciilifeform and not today.
22:55 asciilifeform trinque: sorta like grub.
22:55 mircea_popescu wait, ada to compile a c environment ?!
22:55 asciilifeform neh
22:56 asciilifeform for the final solution.
22:56 mircea_popescu yeah well, at the chestnut cafe, that.
22:56 asciilifeform aha.
22:56 mircea_popescu trinque grub doesn't actually prep anything, just runs it
22:56 asciilifeform grub does init surprisingly much
22:57 asciilifeform (iirc it can even set up x64 mode if asked)
22:57 trinque mircea_popescu: this is likely out of my league
22:57 asciilifeform but grub is x86-centric
22:58 mircea_popescu vacuum : http://36.media.tumblr.com/8bdec86fef97623cea1fe3104435453b/tumblr_n9bycls3rl1r5k682o1_1280.jpg
22:58 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yogpxl )
22:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i've never done that much with it.
22:58 trinque when it comes to how it might poke storage, no idea
22:58 trinque is there some way to bolt a program directly to a kernel?
22:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'menstrual extraction' ?
22:58 trinque seems like you end up with what asciilifeform already has
22:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i thinbk just plain weird.
22:59 mircea_popescu trinque you could make it a kernel module
22:59 * asciilifeform also considered this
22:59 * asciilifeform did not like the lack of process separation inherent in it
23:00 asciilifeform wedged bitcoind - wedged machine
23:00 * asciilifeform has been thinking about this for a long time.
23:00 mircea_popescu yeah it's not optimal, but he wanted to bolt it.
23:01 trinque I'd have to do some reading before I'm sure what I'd want
23:01 mircea_popescu nevertheless... eventually the only thing bitcoind can be is an os.
23:01 asciilifeform aha.
23:01 asciilifeform i'd go further
23:01 asciilifeform ... a device.
23:01 mircea_popescu i dunno i'd go for that
23:02 mircea_popescu you may have to change it in a warzone.
23:02 asciilifeform easy to swap device, no ?
23:03 mircea_popescu no. because you don't have a fab.
23:03 mircea_popescu making the code carved in stone is imo a bad move.
23:03 asciilifeform i didn't say 'custom ic'
23:03 asciilifeform i said 'device'
23:03 trinque what's the derpiest unix like kernel this thing would build on?
23:03 mircea_popescu then it's an os.
23:03 asciilifeform as in, a box that isn't used for anything else.
23:03 mircea_popescu oh. well that's what it being an os means he ?
23:03 asciilifeform and custom si doesn't imply 'set in stone' necessarily
23:04 asciilifeform could very easily be a bitcoind-optimized cpu arch.
23:04 asciilifeform (with support for bounds checking and other adaisms)
23:04 mircea_popescu that, sure.
23:04 asciilifeform but this is for after the war.
23:04 mircea_popescu once you got the os, optimize hw for it.
23:04 mircea_popescu no, actually, this will be right in the middle of the war.
23:05 asciilifeform if i make it to the middle - i do it. otherwise, trying to leave enough of a record here for the next fella.
23:05 mircea_popescu in other news, lol! http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu1z67hEqL1r5k682o1_1280.jpg
23:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yoh2H4 )
23:06 asciilifeform wat
23:06 asciilifeform # uname -a
23:06 asciilifeform Linux therealbitcoin 3.18.1-therealbitcoin.org #2 PREEMPT Sat Mar 28 22:09:20 EDT 2015 armv5tel GNU/Linux
23:06 asciilifeform ^ is what you get if built correctly.
23:06 asciilifeform with your date/time
23:07 trinque asciilifeform: chewing through a gcc build atm, looks good so far
23:07 decimation asciilifeform: sigh "../gnu/at-func.c: In function 'setxattrat': xattr-at.c:36:20: error: too few arguments to function 'setxattr' #define AT_FUNC_F1 setxattr" < I'm looking into it
23:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 200518 @ 0.00026711 = 53.5604 BTC [-] {3}
23:07 asciilifeform decimation: what machine / gcc ?
23:07 nubbins` <+asciilifeform> achtung, panzers! << woo!
23:07 asciilifeform decimation: because this is a buildrootism and has nothing to do with me
23:08 nubbins` <+cazalla> while i await danielpbarron's response, anyone want to suggest why the pogo flashes green after following his guide after a reboot? <<< i fucked up setting some of the fw_setenv parameters. you'll prolly need to serial into it, next time use fw_printenv to double check all your boot cmds before you commit
23:08 asciilifeform you can printenv from uboot console
23:09 nubbins` ^
23:09 asciilifeform if you have serial port (or the netconsole thing set up)
23:09 asciilifeform likewise setenv
23:09 asciilifeform -and-
23:09 asciilifeform saveenv
23:09 decimation asciilifeform: it's gcc-4.6 on redhat
23:09 nubbins` cazalla it was something like fw_setenv "boot_xyz='abc'" vs fw_setenv boot_xyz="abc"
23:09 asciilifeform (yes, flashes changes from in itself)
23:09 decimation shit no nevermind I was in the wrong terminal and accidently built on osx :)
23:09 nubbins` saveenv wat? haha, i booted into debian to fw_setenv ;/
23:10 asciilifeform anyway, the two most urgent items on the agenda for this thing are:
23:10 asciilifeform 1) freezing the sourceballs in time
23:11 asciilifeform (virginal buildroot loads them -from the net- and afaik does not check signatures)
23:11 asciilifeform 2) study the package system. the dependencies of bitcoind would ideally be added as packages
23:11 mircea_popescu well you can have it load form your local machine.
23:11 asciilifeform (source packages. there are no other kinds in this)
23:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: buildroot builds and uses own toolchain, in a kind of jail. so it is very convenient to have the whole thing build inside it
23:12 asciilifeform and ultimately stronger, because nothing snarfed in from the os
23:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i mean, you can trivially make -from the net- = localhost
23:12 asciilifeform aha that yes.
23:12 asciilifeform is what i was speaking of.
23:12 mircea_popescu or w/e convenient trusted host
23:13 mircea_popescu if you wish to save the set you used and sign it, i'll host the lot
23:13 asciilifeform the dl directory
23:13 asciilifeform if it has a package, it won't load again
23:13 mircea_popescu actually i suppose the correct thing would be to move the whole shebang on maillist
23:13 mircea_popescu "packages so and so downloaded so and so "
23:13 asciilifeform http://dpaste.com/2K9GBR5.txt
23:13 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yohLb8 )
23:13 asciilifeform ^ mine
23:14 mircea_popescu sign and deed it.
23:14 mircea_popescu including full paths would be good too
23:18 asciilifeform deedbot-: http://dpaste.com/2S1W3X0.txt
23:18 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yoi99B )
23:18 asciilifeform ... ?
23:18 mircea_popescu i think colon got taken out
23:18 mircea_popescu !up deedbot-
23:19 asciilifeform deedbot- http://dpaste.com/2S1W3X0.txt
23:19 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yoibOJ )
23:19 deedbot- rejected: 1
23:19 asciilifeform wat
23:19 mircea_popescu lawl
23:19 mircea_popescu trinque ^ ?
23:19 mircea_popescu gpg: Good signature from "Stanislav Datskovskiy
23:20 asciilifeform http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-March/000075.html
23:20 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yoij0U )
23:20 asciilifeform ^ thrown to mailinglist
23:26 mod6 is your key imported into the bot?
23:26 asciilifeform wai wat
23:26 asciilifeform i was supposed to -do- something ?
23:26 asciilifeform beyond being in l1 ?
23:28 mircea_popescu ah yes.
23:28 mircea_popescu gotta import your key.
23:28 asciilifeform syntax?
23:28 mircea_popescu just link it to the bot
23:29 mod6 iirc i had to put my pubkey in a dpaste and then do something like `deedbot-: import <dpaste-url>`
23:29 asciilifeform deedbot- http://www.loper-os.org/pgp.asc
23:29 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G3Taic )
23:29 deedbot- Bad URL or network outage.
23:29 asciilifeform wat.
23:29 mircea_popescu hm
23:29 asciilifeform deedbot- http://dpaste.com/3VDY1C1.txt
23:29 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G3Tduy )
23:29 deedbot- imported: 17215D118B7239507FAFED98B98228A001ABFFC7
23:29 asciilifeform deedbot- http://dpaste.com/2S1W3X0.txt
23:29 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G3TfT8 )
23:29 deedbot- accepted: 1
23:30 asciilifeform there we go.
23:30 asciilifeform it wants .txt
23:30 mircea_popescu oh for crying out loud. yo trinque didntcha say you got rid of the url limiting thing ?
23:30 mircea_popescu o is that what it is ?
23:30 asciilifeform apparently.
23:30 mircea_popescu aha k
23:30 trinque lol
23:30 mircea_popescu someone should write this likbez at some point. yo danielpbarron !
23:30 mircea_popescu did you get wiki editing rights ?
23:30 asciilifeform Mem: 7748K used, 115328K free, 44K shrd, 0K buff, 2768K cached
23:31 asciilifeform ^ some of the 7.7M is the kernel, but most is the ramdisk, which won't exist in the battlefield version
23:31 asciilifeform thus we get almost the entire 128M to play with
23:31 asciilifeform and using small machines becomes thinkable.
23:31 mircea_popescu aha
23:32 asciilifeform incidentally no reason not to do a rom-able x86 build at some point
23:32 asciilifeform (great for eating as part of a balanced diet with linuxbios)
23:32 asciilifeform (small machine, example, http://www.hootoo.com/hootoo-tripmate-nano-ht-tm02-wireless-portable-router.html )
23:32 assbot Hootoo HT-TM02 Tripmate Nano ... ( http://bit.ly/1G3Twpf )
23:32 asciilifeform (and see log.)
23:33 mircea_popescu !s see log
23:33 assbot 58 results for 'see log' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=see+log
23:33 mircea_popescu notbad.
23:33 asciilifeform this is almost linux as it was when it was a joy
23:33 asciilifeform instead of chore
23:34 trinque asciilifeform: http://dpaste.com/23BB942.txt
23:34 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1G3TL3B )
23:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 100 @ 0.0200566 = 2.0057 BTC [-] {6}
23:34 trinque and I'm in via telnet
23:34 asciilifeform (how come almost 8M? u-boot takes gzipped kernels, of course.)
23:35 trinque because I'm a lazy fuck and copied the thing over that filename instead of updating uboot
23:35 asciilifeform trinque: 'turdel' ? or you built with recipe
23:35 trinque built with buildroot, ignore the filename
23:35 asciilifeform congrats trinque !
23:35 trinque I just copied it over what was already in the tftp dir
23:35 trinque congrats to you!
23:35 trinque I merely baked from the recipe
23:35 asciilifeform now who'll be next.
23:36 asciilifeform trinque: and now that you baked, read the patch. it will begin to make sense.
23:37 asciilifeform just thinking,
23:38 asciilifeform there was a time when folks would have -killed- for 128M.
23:38 asciilifeform i remember saving to buy an 8M stick.
23:38 asciilifeform for a year.
23:38 asciilifeform and modern 'brogrammer' wipes his arse with it
23:39 decimation asciilifeform: ok a legit build error "./scripts/Makefile.headersinst:55: *** Missing UAPI file ./include/uapi/linux/netfilter/xt_CONNMARK.h. Stop."
23:39 asciilifeform nope.
23:39 decimation seems like I am missing a kernel header
23:39 asciilifeform or rather,
23:40 asciilifeform what was building ?
23:40 asciilifeform ('nope' as in, i did not patch anything remotely close to there)
23:40 decimation ah, the linux 3.18.1 headers
23:40 decimation yeah I'm not saying it was your fault
23:40 decimation I'm running 2.6.32
23:40 asciilifeform decimation: hash your manifest
23:40 asciilifeform see earlier thread
23:40 asciilifeform make sure it pulled down the same tarballs
23:41 decimation k
23:43 trinque asciilifeform: patch makes sense, and lol @ skull and crossbones around the telnet in inittab
23:43 asciilifeform trinque: i like to mark code that folks can use to kill themselves, with it
23:43 asciilifeform wherever i go
23:44 trinque good practice
23:44 * trinque wanders to hack night with pogoplug in tow
23:44 asciilifeform having meatspace friends who program must be fun
23:45 mircea_popescu he lives in a civilised part of teh country.
23:45 decimation asciilifeform: is your manifest missing 'tar'?
23:45 decimation otherwise everything appears to be there
23:45 asciilifeform decimation: i think local tar ends up untarring things
23:45 asciilifeform how else
23:45 asciilifeform i mean, if you lacked tar,
23:45 asciilifeform how would any of it untar
23:47 asciilifeform ---
23:47 asciilifeform and already found one small mistake
23:47 asciilifeform dhcpd is built. we never use it
23:47 asciilifeform (what we actually use is busybox's udhcpd)
23:48 asciilifeform can be cut from the buildroot conf.
23:48 asciilifeform ---
23:48 asciilifeform i think i also forgot to build any mtd utils
23:48 decimation I mean tar isn't on the manifest
23:49 asciilifeform so can't hack uboot from inside this. yet.
23:49 asciilifeform decimation: of course not. it never gets downloaded
23:49 asciilifeform or, hm, does it
23:49 decimation it's in /dl
23:49 asciilifeform nope.
23:49 asciilifeform i think we end up using busybox tar
23:49 asciilifeform for the armv5 os, that is
23:49 asciilifeform for the build, it uses local machine's tar.
23:50 asciilifeform busybox, to those new to it, is a unix util userland in more or less 1 executable.
23:50 asciilifeform (symlinked to the usual names)
23:50 asciilifeform it is often found on routers, sex toys, miscellaneous embedded machinery
23:50 decimation okay I think my build error is something to do with the shitty vm cross-mount filesystem and case sensitivity
23:51 asciilifeform oh and another missing ingredient
23:51 asciilifeform exercise for my readers!
23:51 asciilifeform add an unprivileged user.
23:51 asciilifeform you can do this with the file system overlay (see patch and readme) or using buildroot's spiffy user generator (can't help here, never tried)
23:51 asciilifeform bitcoind probably ought to run as other than root.
23:52 asciilifeform (see process separation discussion from earlier thread.)
23:54 decimation 35deaa1d5bf822b74ea13928cb9621b03eafcdd5450c176928b4df72bf27ce64c0ed6c87ff46e3c2958313ffe99ff219c6458d8b82311f04fc5e85a01e3054bb dl/tar-1.28.cpio.gz
23:55 asciilifeform decimation: interesting. no such thing on mine.
23:55 asciilifeform decimation: are you sure you are building with the patch ?
23:56 decimation yeah
23:56 decimation I'll recreate
23:56 asciilifeform odd then.
23:56 asciilifeform someone will have to discover why.
23:58 decimation ah I might have skipped the make pogoplug_defconfig setup
23:58 asciilifeform aahahahaha.
23:58 decimation ok I'm not building on crazy vm fs
← 2015-03-27 | 2015-03-29 →