#trilema | 2015-01-14

dub: problematic for #b-a shutins << you should see the bright suns of argentina, northern boi.

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http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/jpeg/PIA03520.jpg << the bright suns of argentina ?

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... ( http://bit.ly/1ya58p1 )

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lol

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asciilifeform it's actually great, the sun of my childhood. back when i was a kid i loved the sun, but then something sort-of changed at some point, past decade or so i couldn't even look at the fucking sky in the daytime. i kinda untinkingly just figured it's... gone.

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got here, discovered that the exact thing i knew as a boy still exists.

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mircea_popescu: aha, same! i assumed it was on account of moving to north a.

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i imagine it's some sort of northern hemisphere polution or other.

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just, this very bright but nondestructive sun.

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mebbe ozone layer hole ? who knows.

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i bought a uv dosimeter as learning such a thing existed. because burns after 40 min. or so.

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no such thing in childhood.

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assumed - ozone.

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well it makes no sense because hole should be right here

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why should the hole be over ba?

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isn't antarctica where the hole supposedly was /

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That's my recollection.

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sun here is brutal

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tropical summer, ba sun's pleasant. bright winter day in mass, no snow or anything, sun's too much.

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there's something at work here.

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takes like 10 minutes to get sunburned

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they actually track burn time in weather forecasting

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mircea_popescu recalls going to seaside with fambly as 5yo, spending whole day (10am to 3-4 pm ?) in sun building castles. turning distinctly indian colored.

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no uv screens back then either.

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but i never had a sunburn.

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yeah, dem greenhouse gases

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mebbe

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asciilifeform also built castles, around same era, within ~900km of mircea_popescu, same latitude, no burns

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is it even 900km to odessa ?!

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;;google distance constanta odessa

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Varna.info - Constanta to Varna Travel: <http://www.varna.info/constanta-to-varna/>; Constanța to Odessa by bus, car, plane | Rome2rio: <http://www.rome2rio.com/s/Constan%C8%9Ba/Odessa>; Trains, buses, airplanes to / from Moldova. Options, time table: <http://www.marisha.net/crossroads.htm>

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I got 3rd degree burns when i was 10 or so from a full day lying on beach and surfboard, back and legs turned to one big blister

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but yeah, no sunblock back then

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i never had skin peel.

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I spend a lot of time in the sun

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i thought you were a dc monkey.

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"we have a luminator!"

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[23:13] <dub> fixin to get exual

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er

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http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=constanta+romania+to+odessa+ukraine

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constanta romania to odessa ukraine - Wolfram|Alpha ... ( http://bit.ly/1ya7STo )

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wolframator claims: ~300km

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seems more like it

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prolly 500ish if you drive

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its 26c here, at 18:00. The sea is 22-24c so I try to stay in that as mush as possible around this time of year

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listen to all these amatuers talk about getting sun burnt.. one of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world!

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down under that is

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only because the snake & spider venom protects you from it.

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otherwise au cancers'd have the greatest incidence of attached human tissue or something

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or because the avg oz cant work out hoe to dress itself

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personally i cut the melanomas off with a bowie knife

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fuckin chew them off mate, wash it down with a vb

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[00:19] <dub> [23:13] <dub> fixin to get exual

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lel fuck

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;;google instructions on how to use a modern keyboard for dub and others in need

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DubTurbo - Easy To Use Beat Maker & Music Production Software + ...: <http://www.dubturbo.com/>; Hip Hop Beat Construction Made Easy - TweakHeadz: <http://tweakheadz.com/hip-hop-beat-construction-made-easy-the-elements-of-a-beat-arranging-beats-orchestrating-beats-sound-creation-and-production-tips-for-hip-hop/>; Ambient music - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: (1 more message)

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dub hits turbo boost

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clearly.

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;;google how to make a search engine that didn't suck.

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Amazon.com: Search Engine Marketing That Doesn't Suck (Punk ...: <http://www.amazon.com/Search-Engine-Marketing-Doesnt-Collection-ebook/dp/B00CKCQI7K>; A search engine built by the crowd, that does not suck | archify blog: <http://blog.archify.com/2013/07/11/a-search-engine-built-by-the-crowd-that-does-not-suck/>; New search UI coming in Firefox 34 | Mozilla Add-ons Blog: (1 more message)

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[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 7323 @ 0.00071575 = 5.2414 BTC [-] {22}

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so, when I googled: Error 10042

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55700 @ 0.00056227 = 31.3184 BTC [-] {2}

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it came back with windows TCP Socket Errors. I was like ... WTF?! RAGE!

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lol. had me goin'

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7QppaqCQAAVtUR.jpg:large

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... ( http://bit.ly/1ya9Djw )

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i kinda made it up on the idea that dumbass windows errors are 1000xx sort of thing

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haha. it was spot on.

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i thought it had to have something to do with the curl commands. but couldn't sort it out.

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;;google guru meditation error

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Guru Meditation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guru_Meditation>; What the heck is this Virtualbox Guru Meditation error about ...: <http://www.fixedbyvonnie.com/2014/09/heck-virtualbox-guru-meditation-error/>; Service Unavailable - Guru Meditation - Varnish cache server - Drupal: <https://www.drupal.org/node/1930488>

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was like "i /knew/ i should have just wrote it in perl".

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[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.109223 = 3.2767 BTC [-]

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mod6 why, so at least you'd be ok with it failing ? :D

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hahah

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i typically have a bit of a more painful time writing shell scripts

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back in the day, you had to really know the differences in syntax between sh, bash, ksh, csh, tcsh, zsh etc. It was such a headache. Then along comes perl...

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.00058954 = 15.5049 BTC [+] {2}

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yeah this is strangely never mentioned

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left my memorzation of all the nuances of the shells in the past

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not mentioned for the same reason sky being blue is rarely mentioned - abundantly clear that an atrocity like perl had to offer a mega-win to catch on (and it did genuinely, organically catch on)

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ben_vulpes only learned from working with mod6

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learned *this*

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yeah i guess so

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explains why so many sages under whom i've labored have been all about the perl

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i dunno, i like it. it's built around lexigraphical parsing and list processing. i've gotten comfortable in there over the years.

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list processing's a pretty neat programming model yeah

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also explains why soooo many terminal programs are extensible with you know "perl, and maybe some other languages if you absolutely must"

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asciilifeform confesses that he has never written, or used, an extension for a terminal

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mircea_popescu is waiting for terminal 2.0, extended with css instead of language.

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asciilifeform tests barf bag

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mod6 screams in agony

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that's...inhumane.

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but you could use other fonts besides comic ?

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yeah i could have emojiterm

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with inline gifs

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comic sans shell, be like something from maddox

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are you opposing women in bash ?

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no wai emojiterm is the missing piece of wimminz in tech

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quickly i must kickstart this

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kickshart

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make sure you're transparent.

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asciilifeform long awaits 'suckstarter', successor to 'kickstarter'

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suckstarter will be the new facebook for broke hoz

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i can't wait

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http://cwguy.com/wp-images/upload/File/200802/01/IMG_2452.JPG << amidoinitrite?

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... ( http://bit.ly/1yadrkN )

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wat

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was that rubber ?

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it's a broken hose, asciilifeform!

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well yes.

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different topic y'all

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eh just put some caulk on it.

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how is this (https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/v0.5.3/src/wallet.cpp#L1003) a legit use of this (https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/v0.5.3/src/script.cpp#L1163)

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ben_vulpes: 'solver' can fail

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sure...

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so can verify solution

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this is probably me not grokking c. how does the function with a signature of like 6 args get called legitimately with 4?

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the first of which doesn't even seem to be a keystore

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CKeyStore

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are the first 2 defaults ?

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ben_vulpes: cpp. declared with 5. last is default.

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it occurs to me this is pretty horribru programming.

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ben_vulpes: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/f914f1a746d7f91951c1da262a4a749dd3ebfa71/src/script/sign.h#L17

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bitcoin/sign.h at f914f1a746d7f91951c1da262a4a749dd3ebfa71 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1wY6Qnz )

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waahahahaha

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are you serious

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okay cool well i guess that makes sense

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as far as cppisms go, this is nothing at all.

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sure, i guess

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so that's two exported versions of the same function that are "polymorphic" as i understand the term on argument types?

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i may have linked to the current turd instead of 0.5.3

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why would anyone want to do this

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asciilifeform: yeah, that's the current version

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i apparently understsnd even less of coding than i had thought.

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mircea_popescu: polymorphism? so you can use 'plus' on quaternions, bignum ints, and smallints, and it remains called 'plus' - etc.

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nono

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polyadic functions?

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export a differently defined prototype of thje same function same name

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asciilifeform: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/v0.5.3/src/script.h#L700

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bitcoin/script.h at v0.5.3 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1yafup9 )

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ben_vulpes: aha

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i'm still not understanding how the *this argument (which looks like a bool?!) is turning into a CKeyStore

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ben_vulpes: in cpp, 'this' points to current object.

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ben_vulpes is new to cpp ?

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no, i understand the this pointer. what i'm failing to understand is how the reference to the object from which SignSignature is called can in any way be coerced to a CKeyStore

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asciilifeform: a bit, yeah. picking it up relatively quickly.

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my problem with the bitcoin codebase is not cpp (that's just another language), but the insane class hierarchies i have to hold in my head

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ben_vulpes: you probably already own b. stroustrup, but for n00bs i like to give s. lippman's 'primer'

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mthanks

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ben_vulpes is still hung on the CKeyStore coercion

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asciilifeform once fed 'lippman' to pet. it turned out that she had been fed it already as a child

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ben_vulpes will now have to shelve and reserve Siebel for late night palate cleanser

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and was already an accomplished hater of the language.

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ah okay i get it

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CWallet inherits from CCryptoKeyStore

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derp

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thanks, asciilifeform!

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ben_vulpes: ever tried http://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_mono/ebrowse.html ?

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A Class Browser for C++ ... ( http://bit.ly/1wY9xWn )

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ben_vulpes eyes bulge

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NO

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i wonder how much stuff like "let's make a readable, minimal implementation of bitcoin" would increase adoption.

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as opposed to misguided efforts at "let's bloat everything with more of the same stupid"

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mircea_popescu: for example, it will become possible to write a book about how the damn thing works.

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brb making a reddit survey.

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mircea_popescu: specifically in the style of the 'lions book'

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okay i guess i'm not getting anything done on the cpp for a few days while i get up to speed on ebrowse

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asciilifeform yeah, seven years later o.O

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http://www.lemis.com/grog/Documentation/Lions/

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Commentary on the Sixth Edition UNIX Operating System ... ( http://bit.ly/1wY9PN1 )

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asciilifeform that book doesn't exist because o'reilly didn't publish it.

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mircea_popescu: as (i think) i told jurov & co., it is my intention to eventually write this book. if live long enough.

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"Without such a tool you often end up greping through dozens or even hundreds of files." << yeah exactly. EXACTLY.

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mircea_popescu smiles at the original premise of the entire foss movement rebirthed. "by working on intelligent tasks with intelligent people you become more intelligent yourself. this is more important than money"

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ben_vulpes can't hear anything over the sound of brain fabric ripping

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ben_vulpes: there are other, i think, similar proggies

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asciilifeform you're not going to die man. at the very most, you'll be set in a room for 30 years' stretch. at a time where you're old enough to not really miss women so much anymore, and old enough to really appreciate the stability of 3 regular, predictable meals a day.

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then i can finally write 'mein kampf.'

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right.

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or wait, i think that one's out already

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well, use different parameters.

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then it can still be called "mein kampf"

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mircea_popescu ever read 'Schachnovelle' ?

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(and yes ftr /me is nonplussed with the idiotic idea of ambiguously calling everythning "plus". it creates the sort of idiots that imagines they can do statistics work because they can add integers on their fingers)

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nope.

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http://doccartoon.blogspot.com/2015/01/dr-orthochick-upscale.html

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A Cartoon Guide to Becoming a Doctor: Dr. Orthochick: Upscale ... ( http://bit.ly/1yaii5w )

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<ben_vulpes> so that's two exported versions of the same function that are "polymorphic" as i understand the term on argument types? << The proper term is "overloaded"

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Royal_Game << pediwik, for n00bz

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The Royal Game - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1yaikdG )

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im not a great fan of... whatever the fuck that was, german lumpenmodernism

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not a titanic work of literature, but relevant. fella goes mad on account of getting locked up for a while with naught but a chess book.

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eh it's not how it works, unless fella's a little broken in the head.

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"Mr. [Patient] is a 39 year old gentleman who sustained several anterior dislocations of his right shoulder when he was involved in martial arts as part of an underground fighting group. He did not seek treatment for these and the problem worsened after he lifted heavy weights while in prison. He presents today with his caretaker, who states that because of his impulsive and self-destructive behavior secondary to bipol

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ar disorder with psychosis, it is difficult for him to follow any sort of treatment plan."

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mircea_popescu is tempted to hire the man.

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50300 @ 0.00053341 = 26.8305 BTC [-] {3}

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mircea_popescu: Aren't medical blogs the best.

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not bad.

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Not necessarily as literature, but as a replacement for LinkedIN

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ty artifexd

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reading scroll back :IMO a pure Python Bitcoin client would open up development to a lot of coders

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'would open up development to a lot of coders' << why would anyone wish this to happen ?

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the usual suspects for "Open Source" development

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Elian11: i envision a future where journeymen write their own bitcoin implementations

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"undergraduate exercise"

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Whats the point if you are not going to help people up?

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that future's pretty much certain.

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Elian11 helping people up does not consist of encouraging passengers to bring their own clothes for the airplane.

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airplanes don't, generally, want clothes. and passengers are invited to play dress-up at home, on their blogs with css and whatever.

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course a klm flight with a large russian hat atop the cockpit would be kinda funny to look at.

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I mean up, as in: level up their skills.

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!b 2

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Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1WCK033.txt )

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'level up skills' at home, under a blanket.

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You know that song by Michael Jackson, Man in the Mirror

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obligatory naggum: 'I don't _want_ Joe Blows' Homemade Microwave Oven, OK?' ( http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3065132899827911@naggum.no.html )

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Re: Why lisp failed in the marketplace - Naggum cll archive ... ( http://bit.ly/1yakU3c )

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It's my fav. song. And, i think that more people understanding is a good thing

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your favourite song is michale jackson's man in the mirror ?!

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what are you, the polish chick in Friends ?

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^ yes thats what i write

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prolly the funniest thing in spanish is that "successful" is "exitoso/a".

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exit-y.

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hm, lisa kudrow is not actually polish. that show's got nothing now ;/

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i had honestly thought they were making dumb polack jokes.

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!b 2

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Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2FM8AA1.txt )

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;;ticker

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Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 206.51, Best ask: 206.65, Bid-ask spread: 0.14000, Last trade: 206.77, 24 hour volume: 56651.01119185, 24 hour low: 203.0, 24 hour high: 250.01, 24 hour vwap: 228.336912025

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look at that, exchanges holding on for dear life over 200

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http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/bitcoin-to-drop-under-200-before-feb/

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BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb :: 6.25 B (54%) on Yes, 5.38 B (46%) on No | closing in 1 week 17 hours | weight: 50`499 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1wYfnXD )

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heh yea

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Imma be pissed if it drops below 200 before the next block confirms

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;;tslb

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Time since last block: 24 minutes and 42 seconds

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heh

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;;bc,stats

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DAMMMMMN 206? Im moving to Africa

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so is reddit generally pleasing with the gavinesque attack on bitcoin or we're not seeing the matter for the shit between eyes ?

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pleased*

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!up yule

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Bet placed: 5 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 80(Y):20(N) by coin, 70(Y):30(N) by weight. Total bet: 27.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 50,465.

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Bet placed: 2 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 80(Y):20(N) by coin, 70(Y):30(N) by weight. Total bet: 27.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 50,464.

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Bet placed: 8.8 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 80(Y):20(N) by coin, 70(Y):30(N) by weight. Total bet: 27.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 50,464.

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risky bets

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i took no for a few bit cents, c'mon no whammy!

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won't those bets just get refunded due to buffer clause?

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I thought s/refunded/donated/

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no, refunded.

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oh

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course... it could go under in the 16 hours atop a week...

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o look at that, mpif is 99/1 on no too.

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what bet are you talking about?

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yawwwns, Sun has risen over the Aegean again. i continue my trip

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the 200 btc one ?

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Oh. I thought you were discussing a bet about mpif.

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http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/bitcoin-to-drop-under-200-before-feb/#b5 << looks like P5 made that to me

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BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb :: 22.05 B (80%) on Yes, 5.38 B (20%) on No | closing in 1 week 16 hours | weight: 50`420 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1yaoRFc )

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;;ticker --market all

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Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 205.13, vol: 57257.02968217 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 202.0, vol: 35922.36976 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 204.59, vol: 143572.43355688 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 199.79, vol: 61.48176239 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 199.458741, vol: 326926.92180000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 210.00017, vol: 184.6207104 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 222.849895272, vol: 414.35185372 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)

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!up Birdman

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Ty

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Birdman: It depends on the wording of the particular bet

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Birdman: you were a good movie, thanks

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!up mats

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hi

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"successful" is "exitoso/a". << always leave them wanting more

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lol

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BingoBoingo: Ah, i see, it goes by Bitstamp. Also, i see that you would only be able to place a "Yes" be within the next 16 hours or so.

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Birdman: Are you sure you are reading correctly?

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BingoBoingo: "If the difference between a given "Yes" bet time and the bet's closing time is less than one week, such bets will be refunded minus fee."

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Birdman: Bet can also close by Bitcoin going below 200 on ButtStamp

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Hm

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The new government was received with considerable coolness. It was not only a foreign intruder, but a poor one. It was not even worth pluckingexcept by the smallest of small fry office-seekers and such. Everybody knew that Congress had appropriated only twenty thousand dollars a year in greenbacks for its supportabout money enough to run a quartz mill a month. And everybody knew, also, that the first year's money

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was still in Washington, and that the getting hold of it would be a tedious and difficult process. Carson City was too wary and too wise to open up a credit account with the imported bantling with anything like indecent haste.

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There is something solemnly funny about the struggles of a new-born Territorial government to get a start in this world. Ours had a trying time of it. The Organic Act and the "instructions" from the State Department commanded that a legislature should be elected at such-and- such a time, and its sittings inaugurated at such-and-such a date. It was easy to get legislators, even at three dollars a day, although board was

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four dollars and fifty cents, for distinction has its charm in Nevada as well as elsewhere, and there were plenty of patriotic souls out of employment; but to get a legislative hall for them to meet in was another matter altogether. Carson blandly declined to give a room rent-free, or let one to the government on credit.

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the great old days when america worked as intended.

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it DID have greenbacks. but they were backed by gold.

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Birdman: Conditions of the bet actually happening tend to close the bet.

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BingoBoingo: I undstand

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http://i.imgur.com/x55Dm3V.png

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... ( http://bit.ly/1xnwvVF )

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lul evilpony

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;;ticker

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Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 200.1, Best ask: 201.89, Bid-ask spread: 1.79000, Last trade: 200.0, 24 hour volume: 59974.08325502, 24 hour low: 200.0, 24 hour high: 250.0, 24 hour vwap: 225.001947876

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;;ticker --market all

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Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 200.0, vol: 59974.08325502 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 192.301, vol: 37194.69668 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 195.19, vol: 145436.23163115 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 199.79, vol: 61.48176239 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 188.629794, vol: 327193.55260000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 205.0, vol: 186.42597824 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 106.137, vol: 447.75749073 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

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https://bitcoinwisdom.com/markets/bitstamp/btcusd << Showing a freefall right now. 165 and still falling.

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Bitstamp BTC/USD Charts - BitcoinWisdom ... ( http://bit.ly/1yarmr3 )

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o.O

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106 on btccentral?

02:25

yup is 160ish

02:26

gavin apology forthcoming yet ?

02:27

i guess might as well inquire in the idiot's den.

02:27

horry sheet, this is impossibru

02:27

errything's possible.

02:28

ha my brother is texting me upset

02:28

(again)

02:28

I'm only upset I don't more dollar

02:29

!up Vexual

02:31

mirtazapine? what wrong with cheese man?

02:32

lol

02:32

I offered most effect, not a normal solution

02:33

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18750 @ 0.00056003 = 10.5006 BTC [+]

02:34

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2501 @ 0.00065 = 1.6257 BTC [-] {2}

02:35

ah well, that's the way she goes

02:36

!up HlySht

02:42

1000 yuan

02:43

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57800 @ 0.0005524 = 31.9287 BTC [-]

02:53

oh my god

02:56

;;ticker

02:56

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 186.09, Best ask: 187.05, Bid-ask spread: 0.96000, Last trade: 186.41, 24 hour volume: 73114.67316373, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 247.16, 24 hour vwap: 217.268927578

02:56

;;ticker --market all

02:56

Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 187.3, vol: 73115.17316373 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 187.684, vol: 43792.26506 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 187.54, vol: 163193.43712903 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 190.0, vol: 77.80584756 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 174.000498, vol: 321497.25230000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 180.00056, vol: 189.73923824 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 145.2138, vol: 430.58183193 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)

02:56

HlySht

Wow. This is one for the books.

02:57

"gotta hardfork to drive adoption"

02:57

HlySht

lol

02:57

no meat for gavin

02:57

punkman foundation mostly holds btc.

02:58

his salary went from 'maybe all of 2015, possibly" to "maybe next month. doubtful."

02:58

at the edge of seat here, see what they come up with.

03:05

HlySht

see what who comes up with?

03:07

prolly some log reading a good idea.

03:10

If bitcoin was alot cheaper, more people would participate and actually use it instead of gamble on it. --bitcointalk

03:10

"lower price drives adoption! this is actually a good thing!"

03:10

THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN - Reddit

03:15

lol

03:16

it is good for bitcoin, at that. shake a bunch of 7th day capitalists / internet retards off it.

03:19

I wonder when the suicide sticky is going to come back to Reddit

03:19

tomorrow morn ?

03:19

!up zprincipal

03:20

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17008 @ 0.00056003 = 9.525 BTC [+]

03:23

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 100000 @ 0.00053724 = 53.724 BTC [-] {5}

03:28

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 5314 @ 0.00052158 = 2.7717 BTC [-] {16}

03:28

;;ticker --market all

03:28

Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 182.65, vol: 75201.91575654 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 187.14, vol: 45254.95093 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 191.0, vol: 192713.17729051 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 190.0, vol: 78.32618523 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 179.28312, vol: 308599.75680000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 180.00056, vol: 189.73923824 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 177.03, vol: 423.78070798 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

03:28

check it out, the 170 bet survived. http://bitbet.us/bet/1103/bitcoin-to-drop-under-170-before-march/

03:28

BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 170$ before March :: 1.04 B (80%) on Yes, 0.26 B (20%) on No | closing in 1 month 15 hours | weight: 98`351 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/14yuHlV )

03:30

!t m x.eur

03:30

[MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.0049251 / 0.00499595 / 0.00510443 (43 shares, 0.21 BTC), 7D: 0.00394588 / 0.00429282 / 0.00510443 (687 shares, 2.95 BTC), 30D: 0.00175233 / 0.00361007 / 0.00510443 (5755 shares, 20.78 BTC)

03:30

to the moon woohoo

03:31

to the hell :(

03:32

lol

03:33

[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 429 @ 0.00598263 = 2.5665 BTC [+]

03:33

;;tslb

03:33

Time since last block: 7 minutes and 34 seconds

03:45

<fluffypony> I wonder when the suicide sticky is going to come back to Reddit <<< http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2sdsjw/bitcoin_crash_alert_national_suicide_prevention/ that's a start

03:45

Bitcoin Crash Alert: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255 : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/14yxj3g )

03:46

lol

03:46

"Thanks, needed this, Google was no help."

03:47

Hey now if someone offs themselves then their coins are lost and everyone benefits. This is good for bitcoin. --reddit

03:47

Reddit only cares about 'Murkans

03:48

http://i.imgur.com/YJZm7Af.jpg

03:48

... ( http://bit.ly/14yxI5K )

03:49

the waterfall!

03:49

poor dog

03:52

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2scbrh/a_dam_is_about_to_burst_there_must_be_a/cnoa2ra

03:52

A Dam is About to Burst.... There must be a reconciliation between the price and the total network hash rate. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/14yy1xj )

03:53

mircea_popescu: it's in Bosnia

03:53

it survived

03:53

cool

03:55

tbh i think i read all my reddit for the current year over the qntra articles.

04:00

!up HeySteve

04:00

HeySteve

hi!

04:03

Hello

04:04

this being enough excitement for one night, i bid you all happy price halving day.

04:06

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 126446 @ 0.00049361 = 62.415 BTC [-] {7}

04:08

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19350 @ 0.00047551 = 9.2011 BTC [-] {3}

04:09

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3100 @ 0.0005 = 1.55 BTC [-] {3}

04:11

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3952 @ 0.00049999 = 1.976 BTC [-]

04:14

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2012 @ 0.00050005 = 1.0061 BTC [+] {3}

04:18

fluffypony: "it survived" <<< nice to know, i skimmed the imgur comments to find out, but didn't see

04:19

http://www.abc.ba/novost/25878/pogledajte-kako-je-strbacki-buk-zarobio-psa-foto

04:19

Pogledajte kako je Štrbački buk zarobio psa (FOTO) Info portal ABC.ba - Dnevne novosti iz Bihaća, Krajine i BiH ... ( http://bit.ly/14yCeBf )

04:19

that's the article

04:33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9zuSTOE2vk

04:33

English Accent Knives - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/14yEsR5 )

04:34

fluffypony: i like mike strutter's better

04:35

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0noRU0WI84

04:35

Mike Strutter - Strutter Bubble [HQ] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u3BZud )

04:49

fluffypony: are the knives any good?

04:50

punkman: I have no idea

04:51

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10000 @ 0.0005 = 5 BTC [+] {2}

04:52

they do look rery, rery sharp

04:53

the drop test got me curious

04:53

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10000 @ 0.00051107 = 5.1107 BTC [+] {5}

04:54

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2220 @ 0.00051111 = 1.1347 BTC [+] {3}

04:54

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.10735999 = 1.8251 BTC [-] {3}

05:02

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.1053 = 1.053 BTC [-]

05:03

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1900 @ 0.00055 = 1.045 BTC [+]

~ 28 minutes ~

05:32

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdjKXlEEeR0

05:32

Matthew McConaughey and the Lincoln MKZ: Existential Crisis - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1APaWlT )

~ 24 minutes ~

05:57

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31700 @ 0.00043589 = 13.8177 BTC [-]

~ 27 minutes ~

06:24

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.00043529 = 8.7058 BTC [-] {2}

~ 18 minutes ~

06:43

!up AaronvanW

06:43

Hello AaronvanW

06:43

hi

06:44

Whar brings you around these parts

06:44

*What

06:44

http://qntra.net/about/

06:44

Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1FV0pv2 )

06:46

Cool

06:47

found for me, what's up AaronvanW

06:49

I like this http://qntra.net/2014/10/write-for-qntra-earn-equity-in-qntra/

06:49

Write For Qntra, Earn Equity In Qntra | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1FV1JOq )

06:49

I think

06:50

I'll have to research it a bit more - but it sounds cool

06:53

Cool

06:59

!up Vexual

07:03

;;later tell ben_vuples Are you listening to hard trance yet?

07:03

The operation succeeded.

07:05

never have more than 0.9 GB, or you go bavk to 0.10

07:15

0.9 GB?

07:16

one man can only have so many trance mp3a

07:22

otherwise it get repetitive

07:25

;;ticker

07:25

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 190.76, Best ask: 190.77, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 190.77, 24 hour volume: 95778.55288959, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 239.09, 24 hour vwap: 0

07:25

!up Vexual

07:25

!up AaronvanW

07:25

;;ticker --market all

07:25

!up aspho

07:26

aspho

Hi

07:26

Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 190.8, vol: 95788.54762692 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 188.636, vol: 52515.05552 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 193.0, vol: 228984.85338648 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 195.13, vol: 0 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 188.6766, vol: 286314.64060000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 184.10005, vol: 196.3086637 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 193.9905, vol: 454.46776471 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

07:29

Hi aspho

07:31

aspho

Some good lulz these days :D

07:33

This bleeding is pretty fun

07:33

!up Quanttek

07:35

13:2 happened again { kakobrekla

07:36

at least it did in aussie dollars

07:42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVvVxlup1JA

07:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79qn8OfDWPQ

07:45

Vinicio Capossela : Lord Jim - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1wZpFGY )

07:51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTr78NQtl8

07:57

!up Vexual

07:59

been a while since i've seen BUG Mafia linked lol

08:04

lol

08:08

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3360 @ 0.00050088 = 1.683 BTC [-] {9}

08:13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naUDVTM0d5c

08:18

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11550 @ 0.00043548 = 5.0298 BTC [+]

08:19

;;ticker --market all

08:19

Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 188.21, vol: 97977.67031260 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 186.232, vol: 52709.99661 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 191.5, vol: 233464.76737682 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 199.79, vol: 0 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 186.136164, vol: 280310.42940000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 184.10005, vol: 184.99996398 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 202.5128, vol: 461.23268408 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)

08:19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-QRw9Pl5WI

08:21

http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/01/same-performance-better-grades/384447/

08:21

Same Performance, Better Grades - The Atlantic ... ( http://bit.ly/1u69c2D )

08:22

high distinctions all around!

08:22

http://www.abc.ba/novost/25878/pogledajte-kako-je-strbacki-buk-zarobio-psa-foto << it says kako did it

08:22

Pogledajte kako je Štrbački buk zarobio psa (FOTO) Info portal ABC.ba - Dnevne novosti iz Bihaća, Krajine i BiH ... ( http://bit.ly/1u69oPj )

08:23

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2555 @ 0.00049998 = 1.2774 BTC [-] {8}

08:24

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2568 @ 0.00049999 = 1.284 BTC [+] {10}

08:25

doesn't look phased at all, fucker can prolly swim to the top

08:25

jurov: Kako giveth, kako taketh away

08:27

http://www.abc.ba/upload/images/gallery/foto/012015/strbackibukpaszarobljen/dccdd88f10aa714ac6f089db8d3f21dd.jpg {wait a minutes, its GIN!

08:31

!up Vexual

08:31

!up Vexual

08:31

scooped ya

08:34

lol

08:35

so the press got some mana with all these frogs getting perforated

08:36

Vexual, they did better than Sydney eh

08:39

see that new one out today? isis kiddy put a couple in the head of two russian spies

08:40

pew pew

08:40

they're foing their own caricatures now?

08:41

i didnt see it

08:42

was one black ond one white?

08:42

nah, it's asian looking boy or girl, can't tell

08:44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycGqvmoNFs0

08:44

'Russian Spies' Executed by Child Soldier ISIS [18 +] ISIS Child Soldier Purportedly Executing 2 MEN - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u3Z6F2 )

08:44

http://atomictoasters.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Spy.jpg

08:44

i can tell this kid players a lot of counterstrike and grand theft auto, doesn't even hesitate, that xbox 360 controller reflex takes over

08:45

looks like it

08:45

<cazalla> i will be until a scream comes over the baby monitor that someone is awake and demands lunch << do you know babies prosper in skin-contact with parent, not away on baby monitor?

08:45

a bit of call of duty on it ass well

08:45

Naphex, cod players would pussy out

08:45

:))

08:45

kickass

08:46

jurov, are you suggesting i hold him while he sleeps or what?

08:47

idk, have it on your knees or such

08:47

while asleep? you're nuts!

08:48

i did not mean to impose, just ask if you though about it

08:48

*thought

08:48

but yeah i know about skin on skin, ensured bubs had that time with mummy after he was born and plenty with me this time last year given that it was summer

08:48

fuck that cazalla, have the govt pay for childcare so you can play candycrush

08:49

jurov, he sleeps in his cot, i'm not sitting here with him on my lap while he has a 2 or 3 hour lunch time nap

08:49

ok :)

08:50

Vexual, i wouldn't send my dog to childcare, not that i have a dog anymore but you get my point

08:51

im joking, im sure you're doing well

08:52

it's the crying that sends my blood pressure up, pass him off to missus when that happens

08:52

but then i cook all the meals, clean the house etc etc so you know, fair is fair

08:58

still trying to teach him sign language but i find, espeically this past month in lead up to his 1 year birthday, he mimics non hand gestures far more, like i jump around the loungeroom doing monkey noises and he copies the monkey noises, blow rasperries, open and close mouth, copys it straight away now, hand signals not so much yet

08:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAuVNK3zQdU [ most played

08:59

can it count?

09:01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvV1jSGKkA my most played

09:01

2 - Max Normal - Stay At Home - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u40FTr )

09:01

nope lol

09:01

listening to jenny morris atm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Vv880neBY

09:01

Jenny Morris - "Break In The Weather" 1991 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u40DuN )

09:01

damn she has got old

09:02

!up Vexual

09:04

Vexual, remember this shit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdJYrkra0nk

09:04

Frente! - Accidently Kelly Street - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u4148s )

09:07

hory sheet IRL carmageddon http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7be_1421205519

09:07

LiveLeak.com - The best driver in Asia ... ( http://bit.ly/1u41lrZ )

09:08

omg its the dashcam killer

09:08

gotta be higher than harlem to drive that bad

09:09

bad day on bitstamp mayhaps

09:09

Vexual, ya remember that other neighbours chick who had a hit song.. melissa something

09:09

no, but i want it, bring her to me

09:10

ah i found her! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pl5txSyDYI

09:10

Melissa Tkautz - Read My Lips - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u41EmJ )

09:10

jenny morris goes well with dashcam killer tho

09:11

thestringpuller, if ya like blonde aussie girls, Melissa Tkautz was the epitome of that back in the day

09:14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrAxcUcO3u8 prolly one of the best hiphop albums, in 2000's :D

09:14

Max Normal - Songs From The Mall [Full Album] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u42ekn )

09:14

another of her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWCiKbU0JB4 ignore the dudes, she was like 17 or 18 at the time of these vids

09:14

Melissa - Sexy (Is the Word) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u42fVr )

09:17

back to back to back

09:19

Vexual, prob get axed from aussie tv for doing this shit these days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aNzXKxwLM

09:19

Con The Fruiterer - A Cuppla Days (1989) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1u42TlI )

09:20

nah terorists just made free speech a total thing

09:21

well there ya go, dw about the bitcoin price, just needs.. a cuppla days

09:21

yah can buy an mpex account for a few kilos of tomatoes, limited time only

09:22

got me own going, calling em shaqtus tomatoes on account they are like 7-8ft tall now (cherry tomatoes that is)

09:23

the grosse lisse are like 5ft atm

09:23

fcuk

09:23

yeah the fcking things are monsters

09:23

are the cherries fruiting yet?

09:24

yeah both are

09:25

you do a fair bit with 800 square metres you good old aussie you

09:25

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20495 @ 0.00043048 = 8.8227 BTC [-]

09:26

don't even think we have that

09:28

Vexual, fucking aussie backyard is dead didn't ya know

09:29

the minute some old fuck dies around here, their house is torn down and 6 more managed to fit where it once stood

09:29

well then, don't die

09:29

so much concrete you'd think it was all greeks around here

09:30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajeL87l3prM

09:31

you like ur billy unks eh Vexual

09:31

lol

09:31

not really, just a statement on your town

09:31

:)

09:32

man i need to go on some rocky 6 montage

09:32

no more booze, no more sweets

09:32

back to gym and get back to it

09:32

drums of war.. can hear em

09:33

!up Vexual

09:33

not on empty yet, heart still beats

09:35

you're a bunks fan too

09:36

not reary

09:38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_DuVtgydk

09:38

i much prefer the magic dirt's, the spiderbaits, the rock bands with the female lead singers

09:38

gotta be australian th ough

09:41

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3368 @ 0.00052522 = 1.7689 BTC [+] {3}

09:44

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EItYM2TOAQA

09:45

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/othercheek.gif

09:45

... ( http://bit.ly/1u466Sz )

09:45

saw them at bdo long time ago

09:46

kakobrekla, obvious rip off from cat and buttered toast

09:52

aha, scam.

10:05

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3650 @ 0.00051 = 1.8615 BTC [-] {4}

10:10

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 94450 @ 0.0004385 = 41.4163 BTC [+] {3}

10:11

Nascar drama http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/kurt-buschs-ex-was-terrible-at-keeping-her-assassin-gig-1679384840

10:11

Testimony: Kurt Busch Ex Terrible At Keeping Assassin Gig On The Downlow ... ( http://bit.ly/1u49HQj )

10:12

!up Vexual

10:13

http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/cup/story/_/id/12161197/kurt-busch-says-ex-girlfriend-patricia-driscoll-was-trained-assassin

10:13

Kurt Busch says ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, was trained assassin - ESPN ... ( http://bit.ly/1u49ZH9 )

10:16

reads like the long kiss goodnight

10:19

Seriouly

~ 21 minutes ~

10:41

we haven't caused enough panic yet

10:42

sky is falling, centralizied mining, going to 0, everything hacked

10:42

bitcoin 2.0

10:42

there.

10:42

it's dead

10:42

i love panic. the visual imagery of stock brokers running around a trade floor freaking out.

10:43

do as i recommended redditors do and http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/

10:43

Mind Control Experiment by Rob Manuel [B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB] ... ( http://bit.ly/1DFMDKB )

10:43

cazalla, that only makes me want to play some counterstrike

10:43

something is wrong

10:45

!up Vexual

10:45

he's back!

10:45

hi

10:45

gimme a funky ass bassline Vexual

10:45

heyo

10:48

for the record, bits of proof, bop, .. total shit service, nobody replies to any mail, yet frontpage claims 'enterprise solutions' . go suck a cock.

10:49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jNyr6BJZuI

10:50

kakobrekla, ha no wonder http://cointerra.com/acquires-bits-of-proof/ http://qntra.net/2015/01/cointerra-goes-from-bad-to-worse/

10:50

CoinTerra acquires Bits of Proof Enterprise Software ... ( http://bit.ly/1u6xJEX )

10:50

CoinTerra Goes From Bad To Worse | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1u6xJVf )

10:50

you're a cointerra customer!

10:50

well tbh im not, just making a note since they arent in 'wot'.

10:52

kakobrekla heh guess who did the (ofted defunct) mytrezor.com stuff?

10:52

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2jms4y/why_does_mytrezor_keep_going_down/

10:52

Why does myTrezor keep going down? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1u6y627 )

10:52

poor slush

10:52

this has been another andreas recommendation.. trezor, the best!

10:53

yeah i already bitched them about it and they are now doing their own open solution

10:55

kako, you use a trezor? lol :)

10:55

i bought half a dozen for new year presents

10:55

thats a year of income :)

10:56

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41199 @ 0.00044698 = 18.4151 BTC [+] {2}

10:58

i bought one, not using it

10:59

why'd you buy it?

10:59

how are you expected yo use it?

10:59

obv i waned to use it

10:59

but i made rpi-based wallet in meantime and

10:59

myterazor.com sucks and i did not install electrum 2 yet

11:00

its ok for nubs

11:00

muhtreytreyzor.com nignog ver

11:05

i think ascii had objection over trezor saying "not sure if its better than a web wallet"

11:05

well one of the idiots that i gave trezor to still kept the coins on bitstamp until after the hack

11:05

so yeah.

11:07

at least i give em a fighting chance.

11:09

why bother, i have this discussion with my brother many times, toss him rope to pull to safety yet determined to tie a noose and wrap around neck and yet cry save me yet again

11:12

i dont know really

11:12

my brothers are both 20 years+ younger than me

11:13

cant really discuss anything with them!

11:14

mine only 3 years younger, stuck with uni debt, parents demanded one of us be sacrificed upon altar of education, ha ha charade you are

11:14

wow srsly ?

11:14

kakobrekla i think if i had brothers that young i might have even liked 'em.

11:15

cazalla go to college earn more not so alive and well down under ?

11:15

he did medicinal chemistry.. ended up making subway sammages haha

11:15

verily, just not go and earn more is bigger

11:15

!up Vexual

11:16

prior to gfc, i would give him advice (to be fair, throw a dart and you would strike gold) on asx

11:17

but then big fall out, he ignores me for 3 years despite my thinking i would die 2 years ago, continued to ignore me and as a result only finds bitcoin 6 months ago when we start talking again, now only has a few bitcoin to rub together, much satisifaction

11:17

what's gfc/asx ?

11:18

global financial crisis and australia stock exchange

11:18

about 3

11:18

o o

11:19

fucking cunt, i extend olive branch and willing to accept blame for all things despite otherwise in case i did keel over and die, fucking cunt slapped my hand away, now pays for that

11:20

hey, be nice to your mother

11:20

to quote the matrix "Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."

11:20

AaronvanW you're on the right path , at any rate. prolly start your research in the logs

11:21

cazalla eh, never "accept blame for all things desipite otherwise". it's the worst way to die.

11:22

jurov lol no fucking way, the stranded dog's name actually is kako ?!

11:22

well at time, just buried a grand parent and figure i was next so willing to for parents sake at that time

11:23

but what do you expect? you write a book on killing a rabbit, missus and i do a one liner.. "it's cute but gee, tastes good" eos

11:23

"Kako se ova drama = this drama. i r disappoint ;/

11:23

i was just making fun

11:24

cazalla date moar american womenz born after 1980, have moar problems.

11:24

mine's a 70s

11:25

it's really shocking how stupid/clueless modern teenagers are as compared to what i used to fuck prior to the berlin wall falling. pretty much every basic point has to be re-established.

11:25

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 23 @ 0.11 = 2.53 BTC [+]

11:25

interesting. you were 8 when the wall fell, no?

11:26

jurov nah

11:27

hi

11:27

just bought .23ish so i could bring my balance of btc to nearly exactly pi

11:27

xanthyos, hows ya cock

11:28

still has a thick undissolved stitch

11:28

inside

11:28

but the outside looks normal

11:28

pain can be ignored most of the time now

11:29

"stop fucking with it!"

11:29

mircea_popescu, so i look at this collar me site but how do you gage whether these chicks are just a puppet for some guy who intends to stick you up later on

11:29

cazalla lol isn't that always the thing ?

11:29

honey traps

11:30

anyway, site's mostly a lulzpile, not really usable for its intended purpose.

11:31

assbot: 'Russian Spies' Executed by Child Soldier ISIS << all this meta-derpage. "o noes, some guys got shot, we must make slow motion of it! BIG DEAL OVER HERE!"

11:31

that kid is going to be the best ninja ever

11:31

can't help but think these dom women are actually subs and i'm gonna get ganked wow rogue stylez, pick pocketed and backstabbed

11:31

more people get shot on a daily basis than apply to fucking stanford. who does slow motion videos of his application process ?

11:32

TomServo turns out kid soldiers do best if they die pre pubescence. latr life doesn't really work out for them all that often.

11:32

sort-of like child actors, child millionaires, child prostitutes and all other manner of child-adultjob.

11:33

like brock pierece eh, poor cunt ended up at the bitcoin foundation

11:33

makes sense

11:33

cazalla while the actual domme is rare (most have a guy they sub to, publicly admitted or not) i dun imagine this is a very productive scamping model.

11:33

police eventually gotta figure i tout.

11:35

yeah, always fancied myself a ripley but never found one, always turned out to be a burke who need instructions

11:35

(and amusingly enough, girls do a lot better at it than boys, for some reason).

11:35

cazalla there's actually a lot of demand for real/natural domme. which is part of what makes me chuckle at all the "oh, women are oppressed majority" talk.

11:36

you know it's all whalegab. i've yet to see a driven woman have trouble.

11:36

my limited experience to date is that every woman needs instruction which defeats purpose of her being dominate to begin with

11:37

in vino veritas eh or at least whiskey

11:38

the genuine article doth exist

11:38

usually penned for use by aging wall street execs and other limpydicks.

11:39

well, that is not an issue for me, least not at this age

11:39

since viagra... nobody knows you're impotent anymoar lol

11:41

mircea_popescu: cazalla date moar american womenz born after 1980 << God save you if you date one after 1990

11:41

lol

11:41

my 77', while useless in bed, is not as useless as a post 90's one

11:42

jurov: idk, have it on your knees or such << there can be too much of a good thing. overhandled children develop something that looks quite like autism.

11:42

cazalla they're fine, just need to get pegged.

11:42

lol not my thing

11:42

like a grand old wine cask. once the thin surface of stupid's breached, it flows.

11:43

i meant it metaphorically... but i guess cane & freshly cut ginger's not the worst way to do it.

11:43

i can't imagine anything worse than tears, whinging and crying over that

11:44

it passes.

11:44

course, not the thing to get into halfheartedly. definitely not.

11:44

i suppose it's different between parents rocking the children all the way to coma and just keeping them near

11:45

jurov, he's always near, we're both always home, just the idea of holding him to sleep is far and beyond what he needs

11:46

jurov yeah, back in romania i had a pedo friend (kiddie doctor = pediatru in romanian, so obviously that's the joke) who mostly did mental health

11:46

the sooner he can self instruct, play in the sandpit and fall out of the trees, the better

↖ ↖

11:46

half the time he'd have to make the parents interact with the kid at least minimally,

11:46

he other half, stop therm from interacting over maximally.

11:46

that was pretty much his entire practice.

11:46

"you've not held him this month ?! of course it cries. please do."

11:47

"child's not been out of your arms since tues last ? please, set it down and leave the room."

11:47

somehow this becomes very polarized.

11:50

lol helicopter parents

11:50

not clear why you'd need a guy spend 7 years in medical school to do basically old woman advice work, but hey, what sacrifice ain't worth it to get to live "in town".

11:51

bezzle of course!

11:51

place we took son to for his 1 year appt today with child care nurse

11:51

they built these people a brand new centre, apparently old one was not good enough

11:51

nurse so proud that she now has room with a view

11:52

i bite my tongue and not say bitch, i can drive down the beach for a view at any hour of the day i please

11:52

lol

11:52

maybe she's not into camping ?

11:53

don't need to camp at beach to enjoy it

11:53

;;ticker

11:53

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 188.1, Best ask: 188.21, Bid-ask spread: 0.11000, Last trade: 188.1, 24 hour volume: 106556.89602561, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 239.09, 24 hour vwap: 201.419106007

11:53

;;t m

11:53

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11:53

cazalla but that's you speaking, and you're a camper. the other perspective's, "no roof = we're camping".

11:54

and they of course is the gov which pays for the building, the land, the nurse's wage

11:54

it's nationalised in au ?!

11:54

of course

11:54

nuts.

11:54

private health care only gets you so far, you still have to (well not really, free

11:54

* is free

11:55

intertwine with the public health service for these things, afaik

11:55

rather spend the cash on bitcoin tbh, let the tax payer cover this shit

11:55

bad enough i am going to get raped at the dentist week after next

11:56

curious which country first has a populist candidate without much prospect that promises electorally he'll put a law in buy every citizen x bitcents off the public budget.

11:56

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25165 @ 0.00046724 = 11.7581 BTC [+]

11:56

guess we'll find out soon enough

11:56

yeh

11:58

he'll make people to buy it themselves under "pension insurance" disguise

11:58

i dun recall if i recounted this, but i had the shock of all time here in argentina.

11:58

so i go to dentist, where one of the girls goes (she's had a bunch of root canals and other work done out of 100 bux)

11:58

girl examines me, and says... well... you're ok. some work in there but it's all fine, see you later.

11:59

this never happened to me before, go to a dentist he dun find something wrong ?!

11:59

last root canal + crown cost me something like 2500 aud from memory

11:59

"no work for me here" ? i never heard that before.

11:59

but all in one day, spiffy 3d printing type machine for the crown too, was pretty sweet how it cut away the block and made the crown fit perfect

12:00

ah that's nice.

12:00

problem with not so greatly fittign crowns being they can't cut the crown so usually have to cut the opposing teeth. not so great.

12:02

well my old man tried to convince me to go to his dentist instead of the one i go to, root canal plus crown would've been 3 visits, cheaper overall but still who knows

12:02

talking him up like he was whatley or something

12:03

whatley in sommerset ?!

12:03

sienfeld

12:03

wow, you really don't know your seinfeld afterall

12:03

oh lmao

12:04

maybe i'm just an anti-dentite.

12:04

George also takes a pencil to the party because he thinks there will be a lot of dentists there and he wants to ask if they can compare the teeth marks on a pencil he found in the Jon Voight car to see if he really was the previous owner.

12:04

lol George

12:04

can i pick your brain for a moment on this sub/domme stuff on account that i am quite drunk?

12:05

sure ?

12:05

it's not gay or anything is it lol

12:05

i mean, i don't think so

12:05

TomServo that's the one where kramer got bit while molesting the real jon voight

12:05

cazalla generally gay is same gender.

12:06

but yes historically male gay pretty much meant leather which pretty much meant d/s stuff.

12:06

TomServo, just driving around in john voight's car!

12:06

arguably this is no longer the case.

12:06

so how do you actually find a domme woman who is legitimate and not just after money

12:06

...

12:06

because that is what i am suspect of all of them

12:06

seems like there is sub/domme in every sexual relationship.

12:06

you find the holy grail first. inside it, you tear aside the shrowd of turin

12:07

and there she is.

12:07

now it might soun bizarre coming from me but my first sexual experience was with a woman who in hindsight, was a natural

12:07

how are we all in #bitcoin-pricetalk today?

12:07

so that imprinting..

12:07

so find her an' pimp her.

12:07

ben_vulpes read log, be amazed.

12:07

i've looked but she seems to have disappear after all these years

12:07

cazalla someone found her lol.

12:08

lol cazalla can spot a natural domme on his first go?

12:08

only retrospectively.

12:08

ben_vulpes, she slapped me about in front of friends.. keep in mind, only 13 at the time, she had no shame at all and clearly was sexually exciting for her

12:08

mm.

12:08

and she did this to others too mind you

12:08

good description cazalla love the imagery

12:09

the slut!

12:09

ben_vulpes wishes lady v would slap him

12:09

:D

12:11

thestringpuller, well you know, what ya gonna do, actually do atheletics and swim at the atheletics and swimming carnival? i think not

12:11

lol

12:11

adolescents principally fuck at any sporty thing. of course. an' why not.

12:12

thestringpuller: oh i di?

12:12

they just take turns slapping the dog.

12:13

thestringpuller is a softie i hear

12:13

true love and all that :P

12:14

YESSIR

12:15

dog and babe both respond well to arched eyebrows, very little by way of slappings necessary :D

12:15

didn't you have a peet ball ?

12:15

a hm now?

12:16

cazalla: I also want to make sure future wife doesn't sell out all my secrets for quick buck.

12:16

thestringpuller, you can avoid that by not telling her shit

12:16

Wives who keep husbands secrets to the grave are honorable creatures in my book.

12:16

http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/peet-met/amanda-peet-fishnet-statement-at-met-ball-2014-05.jpg

12:16

... ( http://bit.ly/14WGZpf )

12:17

ben_vulpes pitbull yo.

12:17

oh yes

12:17

doesn't imply lots of slapping tho

12:17

cazalla yeah dude, totally, she does eight lines with you and your gangsta friends in a stolen truck mid bankrobbery

12:17

but as long as you ain't TELLING her nuttin...

12:18

mine bakes cakes, does lamp working and cricut

12:18

mircea_popescu gets it!

12:18

wouldn't even know what a line is lol

12:18

real ride-or-die bitches is hard to come by.

12:18

i have one of those. i also have one that shoots people in the face. variety is always best!

12:18

ben_vulpes: but thats the dream tho

12:19

lotto play, thestringpuller.

12:19

ben_vulpes good women are made not found!

12:19

i knew a guy who thought he had one of those types of women.. they actually did a rob a bank and you know who gave them all up?

12:19

cazalla his bff ?

12:19

^^^

12:20

mircea_popescu: ya innit the truth

12:20

the woman!

12:21

cazalla so is he in jail now ?

12:21

nah, this is 20 years ago

12:21

did he turn gay ?

12:21

http://imgur.com/OOOVsO3 << pretty good one

12:21

i have nfi, i knew him through a now dead cousin

12:22

would be pretty cool that, "so how did you turn gay ?" "i had a woman, thought she was real, we hit a bank, she sold us out. no more for me."

12:22

mircea_popescu: this "no coins available at any price thing" is looking more and more realistic

12:22

knew as in barely knew but go around telling people i knew at that age bcuz cool

12:22

cazalla: you roll around with ghetto bastards with biscuits?

12:22

lol

12:22

do you also rips is hard core like porno flick bitches?

12:23

thestringpuller, i'm from the sticks and i told you before i was australia's biggest dealer of celeron 300A's

12:23

*

mircea_popescu wonders what counts of sticks in australia.

12:24

back woods type shit

12:24

cazalla: the minute some old fuck dies around here, their house is torn down and 6 more managed to fit where it once stood << haha. same across teh bezzleworld. and they cost 10x each, and no inflation since 1929.

12:24

cazalla the joke was "australia is already the sticks itself,so..."

12:24

;;later tell vexual <Vexual> [] ;;later tell ben_vuples Are you listening to hard trance yet? << you gotta spell it right, bae

12:24

well i'm blotto'd so you know, not too quick on the wit at 430am after drinking

12:24

Error: "" is not a valid command.

12:25

;;later tell vexual <Vexual> later tell ben_vuples Are you listening to hard trance yet? << you gotta spell it right, bae

12:25

The operation succeeded.

12:26

the cure for a hang over is more drinking

12:28

so i don't get that nascar drama. ex-trophy blondie applies for no contact order against her ex. ex swears she's an assassin out to get him.

12:28

well... fine... so order granted then, why'd you want to be in contact ?!

12:29

because she's good in the sack

12:29

mike_c

;;bc,stats

12:29

12:30

!up Alrenous

12:31

!up Alrenous

12:31

the crazy ones eh thestringpuller :P

12:31

Oh, hi. What's up.

12:31

I"m supposed to have to ask for that. Thanks.

12:32

...

12:32

why did my gribble auth drop?

12:32

*

ben_vulpes grumps

12:32

asshat wot when

12:36

<ben_vulpes> doesn't imply lots of slapping tho << from what i hear the way to educate them is to place them in the door and slam the door on em. that way they chew on the door. rather than on your intestines, while you sleep.

12:36

lol you're in a mood today

12:37

lol

12:37

normally i just lock a lost burning man patriot in his kennel for breakfast

12:37

ahahaha

12:37

cheaper than kibble, and good for the local air flavor

12:37

i thought mostly women get lost at that thing.

12:38

Burning man patriot?

12:38

yeah but a dude who has his whole identity tied up in it - what is he after the party?

12:38

dogfood, i guess.

12:38

haha

12:38

and yes, this is a thing

12:39

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3201 @ 0.00045284 = 1.4495 BTC [-]

12:39

no, i know. pretty good shit.

12:39

all you gotta do is humor me!11

12:39

you can spot them by the hand-patched vests and "sports jackets" in combination with the furry tails carabeenered onto their belt loops

12:39

*

ben_vulpes saw a specimen at tango last night

12:39

you got tango in portland ?

12:39

does it come in a can ?

12:39

should i put it in scare quotes?

12:39

http://imgur.com/tWiC89v

12:39

Gorgeous Burning Man Patriot - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/14WNwjI )

12:40

tingo

12:40

jurov what's slovak for eyes of different color ?

12:40

Oooh not bad.

12:40

ceacira in romanian.

12:40

don't think we have a word for it

12:41

mircea_popescu: i can't speak as to the quality of instruction or the milongas, but there's some sort of hustle involving procuring dollars in portland during the rainy season down south and then going down south to dance for the other six months

12:41

heterochromia

12:42

jurov well latin sure.

12:42

ben_vulpes i can see it.

12:42

i have found only that latin name

12:42

aite.

12:43

this comes from turkis, çakir. iirc bulgarian has it too.

12:43

(but hey, i'm enjoying the new instruction on flopping around with babes)

12:44

ben_vulpes im sure they're fine. it's not like it's some sort of magical art. eight steps.

12:45

yeah.

12:46

p intuitive too like other floppings

12:46

"Meantime the camp was filling up with people, and there was a constantly growing excitement about our Humboldt mines. We fell victims to the epidemic and strained every nerve to acquire more "feet." We prospected and took up new claims, put "notices" on them and gave them grandiloquent names. We traded some of our "feet" for "feet" in other people's claims. In a little while we owned largely in the "Gray Eagle," the "

12:46

Columbiana," the "Branch Mint," the "Maria Jane," the "Universe," the "Root-Hog-or- Die," the "Samson and Delilah," the "Treasure Trove," the "Golconda," the "Sultana," the "Boomerang," the "Great Republic," the "Grand Mogul," and fifty other "mines" that had never been molested by a shovel or scratched with a pick. We had not less than thirty thousand "feet" apiece in the "richest mines on earth" as the frenzied cant

12:46

phrased itand were in debt to the butcher. We were stark mad with excitementdrunk with happinesssmothered under mountains of prospective wealtharrogantly compassionate toward the plodding millions who knew not our marvellous canyonbut our credit was not good at the grocer's."

12:46

check it out, twain knows of bitcoin!

12:47

"It was the strangest phase of life one can imagine. It was a beggars' revel. There was nothing doing in the districtno miningno millingno productive effortno incomeand not enough money in the entire camp to buy a corner lot in an eastern village, hardly; and yet a stranger would have supposed he was walking among bloated millionaires. Prospecting parties swarmed out of town with the first flush of dawn,

12:47

and swarmed in again at nightfall laden with spoilrocks. Nothing but rocks. Every man's pockets were full of them; the floor of his cabin was littered with them; they were disposed in labeled rows on his shelves."

12:47

and maria jane

12:48

sounds like a good deal,that one huh.

12:48

"frenzied cant" is particularly apt. if only these people living in the mid 1800s had had reddit to revolutionize their thing for them

12:49

everything'd have been exactly the same,

12:49

o.O

12:49

"I met men at every turn who owned from one thousand to thirty thousand "feet" in undeveloped silver mines, every single foot of which they believed would shortly be worth from fifty to a thousand dollarsand as often as any other way they were men who had not twenty-five dollars in the world. Every man you met had his new mine to boast of, and his "specimens" ready; and if the opportunity offered, he would infallibl

12:49

y back you into a corner and offer as a favor to you, not to him, to part with just a few feet in the "Golden Age," or the "Sarah Jane," or some other unknown stack of croppings, for money enough to get a "square meal" with, as the phrase went. And you were never to reveal that he had made you the offer at such a ruinous price, for it was only out of friendship for you that he was willing to make the sacrifice."

12:50

reading that clements book of tall tales?

12:50

then roger ver doesn't get accepted back into the us. i tell you...

12:50

ben_vulpes roughing it. great bitcoin companion.

12:50

ima try and prevail upon asciilifeform to include selections in his bitcoin book to come.

12:50

it's a fun one

12:51

<TheNewDeal> and maria jane << not really back then. kinda like khat if i understand things.

12:51

<mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes read log, be amazed. << /me is not amazed

12:51

well, we were just discussing dommes and such.

12:52

<mircea_popescu> [] this never happened to me before, go to a dentist he dun find something wrong ?! << so i should get my teeth done right before flying home. got it!

12:52

hey fun fact

12:52

sure.

12:52

tax deductible "health savings account" can be spent abroad with no penalties.

12:52

ahahaah what

12:52

yup.

12:52

nominally.

12:52

who the fuck came up with that one.

12:53

clearly a case of the people with money fucking people without.

12:53

again.

12:53

as always.

12:53

heh.

12:53

i dunno what money you need for this.

12:53

"yes please put retarded rules in place" /me finds best loopholes

12:53

more like "people on b-a fucking people on reddit. as always"

12:53

well one's gotta be able and willing and planning to go elsewhere for the scam to make sense.

12:53

Seriously? Like on otc pills that would be preacriptions in usia?

12:53

otherwise, airfare is in the range of 1k, which immediately means...

12:54

TheNewDeal: i don't know how prescriptions play into hsa

12:54

ben_vulpes exactly. one is supposed to be using gpg instead of 2fa. not a matter of money. a matter of not bering the retarded son of a stupid mother.

12:54

TheNewDeal if that's the case my mind just boggled.

12:55

wonder how the system's not leaking a trillion a year.

12:56

Hsa is like the godsend in the era of abominable obamacare

12:56

I can put income in pretax, and invest it

12:56

i still can't grok why the man'd have put his name on it.

12:56

pretty much sure ticket to being remembered forever as "that black president that killed babies and old people"

12:57

TheNewDeal: yeah but it's like 3k/y

12:57

Hopefully people will say bad things about him too

12:57

and you only get to spend it on health shit

12:58

Regardless. Im a beggar and not a chooser when it comes to favorable tax incentives

12:59

mircea_popescu: seems like another case of democracy rewarding the sacrifice of the long term to the short. Odds are his handlers made the call anyway, not him personally.

13:00

Hsa is the only long term option. You save your own money, you spend it

13:00

Alrenous riddle me this : what exactly compels a president to honor "his handlers" ?

13:00

All others are short term socialist constructs

13:01

mircea_popescu: Your guess is as good as mine.

13:01

TheNewDeal: since you can only deduct medical expenses over 10% of your income i think it makes more sense to just burn the hsa down each year

13:01

!Up alrenous

13:01

is this stupid?

13:02

it's safer to burn any dollar-denominated anything each year if you get the chance.

13:02

my notion of the thing is predicated on the stock market not really keeping up with inflation, and wanting to get the most "oomph" out of my health dollars.

13:02

mircea_popescu: right.

13:02

nominally, the dollar was 1 peso 15 years ago, and now it's 14. however, the services that were ten pesos then are two hundred now.

13:02

I had a very expensive hospital visit the other year and was glad to have saved up

13:03

sure if you don't have the need for services, save it. i get that.

13:03

i expect to be racking up 10s of thousands if not hundreds over the next 5 years tho.

13:03

Or if youre confortable with your health savings account, invest elsewhere

~ 17 minutes ~

13:20

[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 253 @ 0.00657864 = 1.6644 BTC [+] {3}

13:26

mike_c

^ gee, the btc hedge is doing not-bad.

13:26

mike_c

not as well as fiat though.

13:32

fiat ftw

13:34

depends which. preferably not euro or even czech crown :)

13:35

ill take even rub.

13:35

yes, rub is good. backed by testosterone

13:37

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5803 @ 0.00044497 = 2.5822 BTC [-]

13:41

is this some novel porn talk ?

13:47

that's fiat porn

13:49

lol

13:56

http://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/le-patron-du-raid-et-des-gipn-coulibaly-ne-souhaitait-pas-negocier-13-01-2015-4442355.php re: half assed raid on kosher shop

13:56

Le patron du Raid et des GIPN : «Coulibaly ne souhaitait pas négocier» ... ( http://bit.ly/1sySkGu )

13:59

'we fucked up and are lucky all the hostages aren't dead'

14:00

cazalla: please write something about this price crash. Do you have privileged information?

14:00

lol

14:01

maybe he is busy working on this article :)

14:07

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00045232 = 9.2273 BTC [+]

14:09

;;Market

14:09

Error: "Market" is not a valid command.

14:09

Been out of the ba game fore too long

14:09

;;Ticker

14:09

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 181.04, Best ask: 181.54, Bid-ask spread: 0.50000, Last trade: 181.54, 24 hour volume: 117062.19720299, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 239.09, 24 hour vwap: 198.269565911

14:09

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7VNkaQIcAAvqt-.jpg

14:09

... ( http://bit.ly/1syVc61 )

14:10

"All agreed that a camp fire was what would come nearest to saving us, now, and so we set about building it. We could find no matches, and so we tried to make shift with the pistols. Not a man in the party had ever tried to do such a thing before, but not a man in the party doubted that it could be done, and without any troublebecause every man in the party had read about it in books many a time and had naturally co

14:10

me to believe it, with trusting simplicity, just as he had long ago accepted and believed that other common book-fraud about Indians and lost hunters making a fire by rubbing two dry sticks together."

14:10

heh

14:11

ben_vulpes: docker is nuts. i hope they make it.

14:13

YES

14:13

181

14:14

moar panic plz

14:14

Give us all your coinz

14:17

shhh

14:17

don't bother the community

14:17

it's driving adoption.

14:19

cazalla: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2sdwf8/butterfly_labs_is_the_culprit/ << do you think there is any truth to this theory?

14:20

the BFL has been forced to refund?

14:20

that*

14:20

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55400 @ 0.00044497 = 24.6513 BTC [-]

14:21

lol

14:21

everything and anything, eh ? what's next, pirate ?

14:21

not like bfl's been dead for a year or anything.

14:23

thestringpuller feel free to tell em for me that if "the community" doesn't like the proximate results of Gavin "innovating", tough. The time to suck cock was the 12th.

14:29

thestringpuller: it has its uses

14:36

ben_vulpes: well it's great for shipping (no pun intended)

14:38

mircea_popescu: i text a friend of mine, "That's (referring to owning technology without paying for it), even worse! You want nice things without paying for them!" And he responds, "the world needs nice things wihtout paying for them."

14:38

trolling me to perfection

14:40

derp

14:41

what "the world needs" is a criterion nao.

14:41

greetings gentlemen

14:42

ello charlie

14:42

mircea_popescu: but people want equality!

14:42

mircea_popescu: in france the waldo (from "where is waldo") character is named charlie too

14:42

o

14:43

davout: you'll develop a taste for it << i can see this for coffee and beer but not ruby

14:43

the recent protest aerial photographs was a nice source of waldo jokes

14:44

thestringpuller: guess you'll have to fallback to "on s'habitue à tout" = "one can get used to anything"

14:44

jurov: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2015#977197 <<< what's an rpi based wallet?

14:45

Anyone have a spare 2.5 million bezzlers I can borrow?

14:45

mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2015#977246 <<< i was wondering about whether these profiles were legit as well

14:46

buttfinex latency >10x normal levels

14:46

im doing updates so i broke it prolly

14:46

;;goxlag

14:46

Error: "goxlag" is not a valid command.

14:46

browsed around "collarspace" related sites for a bit, there's some pretty interesting stuff in the whole d/s thing

14:47

some stuff that sounds pretty pathetic too, like this pay pig thing i had never heard about

14:48

caaz

14:48

cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2015#977284 <<< my approach too :D

14:50

davout> cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-01-2015#977284 <<< my approach too :D

14:50

Logged on 14-01-2015 16:46:08; cazalla: the sooner he can self instruct, play in the sandpit and fall out of the trees, the better

14:52

since scoopbot's dead apparently, http://trilema.com/2015/bitcoin-circa-1800/

14:52

Bitcoin, circa 1800 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZN9Qr )

14:52

*

TomServo looks out for the hamburgler.

14:52

awe, was just about to place an order for a two cheeseburgers, a large fry and a coke.

14:53

mod6 make that a salad, we're poor now.

14:53

those are more expensive. lol

14:54

Washing machines that order their own soap ... first true practical use of cryptocurrency besides drugs! --bitcointalk https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=924725.msg10152645#msg10152645

14:54

So it looks like IBM is going to use Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZNqCL )

14:54

of course they are. morons.

14:55

lmao

14:55

STILL with the "first best greatest" ?

15:03

hanbot

mircea_popescu the "Golcoinda," << i lolled

15:15

"fridges that order food only from sources that use approved GMO technology from Monsanto"

15:19

"let's make our living room more like the airport"

15:20

Bet created: "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/

15:25

winklevii outreach via buttbet?

15:26

Bet placed: 5 BTC for Yes on "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/ Odds: 98(Y):2(N) by coin, 98(Y):2(N) by weight. Total bet: 5.1 BTC. Current weight: 99,999.

15:38

>A man of 20 was jailed in Orleans for shouting "long live the Kalash[(nikov]" at police in a shopping centre

15:38

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30811401

15:38

BBC News - Paris attacks: Dieudonne held as France tackles hate speech ... ( http://bit.ly/14ASSjE )

15:38

in France, this.

15:39

thats awesome

15:42

oui oui will defend the freedom of expression with our lives. Condoning terrorism! off with your head

15:43

free speech is kindof a joke in france...

15:43

shut up!

15:44

toi-même

15:44

"you're totally free to say what you want, except for this, this, this and this. also you need to be nice to others"

15:44

basically jews

15:45

you can talk about anythign but jews

15:45

hm?

15:45

and niggers afaik ?

15:45

Prime Minister Manuel Valls saying that freedom of speech should not be confused with anti-Semitism, racism and Holocaust denial.

15:46

free !jew speach

15:46

speech

15:47

the case kako was reporting about doesn't seem to have anything to do with jews

15:48

anyway, my point is that you either have free speech or don't, see the "just a little pregnant" bit earlier

15:48

there's no free-speech-but

15:48

i pasted a quote from the article

15:49

where your prime minister says exactly that

15:50

anti-semitism falls in the racism bucket, in france you can get in trouble for saying "burn the jews", and you can get in trouble for saying "burn the niggers"

15:51

*

dub doesn't fully understand there is a separate bucket

15:51

why*

15:53

davout: it's like a smaller fork!

15:54

i guess that anti-semitism was seen as more of a problem when the law was made

15:56

well again from the article, mocking dead people, agreeing with other people and appreciating soviet weaponry is off limits too

15:56

we also have this part that says you're not permitted to deny the existence of genocides, the holocaust etc.

15:56

everyone needs a bucket

15:57

yea, it's nuts

15:58

thats an interesting one for france given cambodia

15:58

thank god we already know the earth is spheric

15:59

my serenissima passport won't come too early

16:00

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33777 @ 0.00045196 = 15.2659 BTC [+] {2}

16:01

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33777 @ 0.00045196 = 15.2659 BTC [+] {2}

16:03

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5621 @ 0.00046724 = 2.6264 BTC [+]

16:03

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5621 @ 0.00046724 = 2.6264 BTC [+]

16:06

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44573 @ 0.00045611 = 20.3302 BTC [-]

16:06

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44573 @ 0.00045611 = 20.3302 BTC [-]

16:09

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 6683 @ 0.0005124 = 3.4244 BTC [-] {8}

16:09

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 6233 @ 0.00051127 = 3.1867 BTC [-] {7}

16:22

Davout "Earth is spheric" - gassenwagen for you

16:26

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14724 @ 0.00044497 = 6.5517 BTC [-]

16:26

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14724 @ 0.00044497 = 6.5517 BTC [-]

~ 36 minutes ~

17:03

thestringpuller: one of my favorite things about containerization is the ability to upgrade running production services with a minimum of hassle.

17:04

for instance, i've got a client who (for some silly reasons) basically needs to throw out their Solr index on a daily basis. the approach to date has been to drop the index at a low-traffic time, rebuild, and hope nobody notices. with docker, we can boot a new container, index into it, and then when the indexing is complete, shut the old solr container down and boot the new solr container.

17:04

(on the old solr container's port)

17:07

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21850 @ 0.00044357 = 9.692 BTC [-] {2}

17:07

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21850 @ 0.00044357 = 9.692 BTC [-] {2}

17:09

can't you upgrade the container without having to even truly rebuild container from image?

17:09

just give it dockerfile with updates

17:18

ben_vulpes: "needs to throw out their Solr index on a daily basis" <<< nasty

17:19

davout: tell me about it

17:19

ben_vulpes: sure, that'll be 250$/h

17:19

thestringpuller: thing is, solr is very stateful inside.

17:19

davout: pretty much.

17:20

"hey client, you have two options: either you get lotsa search downtime over the next week while i figure this out, or i write a zero downtime solr cutover thinger for ya."

17:20

software

17:20

BIG MISTAKE

17:20

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.00044096 = 11.9941 BTC [-]

17:21

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.00044096 = 11.9941 BTC [-]

17:26

ben_vulpes: well I"m thinking of using docker to deploy gpg server stuffs

17:26

really wish I had a cardano

17:26

*

thestringpuller glances briefly at asciilifeform

17:31

thestringpuller: i can't think of a purpose for which docker-based deploys would be equivalent to a cardano based setup

17:32

equivalent is prolly the wrong word here

17:32

Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/ Odds: 82(Y):18(N) by coin, 82(Y):18(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.134 BTC. Current weight: 99,972.

17:37

yeah wha? gonna send the cardano to the dc?

17:41

Bet placed: 9 BTC for No on "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/ Odds: 33(Y):67(N) by coin, 33(Y):67(N) by weight. Total bet: 15.134 BTC. Current weight: 99,970.

17:43

wonder what $MAX_PAIN will be set to before Fucky McFuckstick ends this charade.

17:43

XD

17:43

too much

17:43

perl

17:43

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69660 @ 0.00044087 = 30.711 BTC [-] {2}

17:44

davout: i'm running docker on local machines and want a cardano to hold certain application keys. plug that up to one of the docker servers. relatively easy airgap

17:44

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69660 @ 0.00044087 = 30.711 BTC [-] {2}

17:44

;;ticker

17:44

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 168.0, Best ask: 169.96, Bid-ask spread: 1.96000, Last trade: 169.96, 24 hour volume: 123479.60147081, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 230.89, 24 hour vwap: 193.627757354

17:44

could do same with old laptop, but cardano is cheaper, and probably more reliable than my handy work

17:56

daaang.

17:56

war coins, y'all.

17:56

*

ben_vulpes buys all the way down

17:56

If bitpay didn't shutdown their atm I'd buy more

17:56

also if ATMs didn't require a fucking PALM PRINT to identify you

17:56

yeah fts

17:57

fucking love it

17:57

funny i have to buy btc in person and slip people money under doors and shit

17:57

d00d btc is gonna be pretty much drug dealing in the future

17:57

"yes i'd be happy to give you all of my deets for my untraceable digicash..."

17:57

thestringpuller: going to be?

17:57

there's a lamassu at http://bitembassy.org/ that requires a QR code and cash. that's it.

17:57

Bitembassy TLV | שגרירות הביטקוין ... ( http://bit.ly/1Cn6pH8 )

17:58

well when I did my last trade I counted the money and stuff in front of the guy and checked the bills and shit in public

17:58

that would be a rather conspicuous drug deal

17:58

http://www.bitembassy.org/wp-content/uploads/photo-gallery/IMG_8275.jpg

17:58

... ( http://bit.ly/1Cn6L0r )

18:00

too bad it isn't feasible for me to pilgrimage for bitcoins :P

18:00

but thanks Adlai

18:01

we should slap a QR code at the <holy site>

18:01

people will start leaving qr codes in the wailing wall, instead of prayers

18:06

felipelalli: cazalla: please write something about this price crash. Do you have privileged information? <<< it was bane

18:09

didn't know they had christopher nolan movies in australia jkjk

~ 25 minutes ~

18:34

mircea_popescu: since viagra... nobody knows you're impotent anymoar lol << The truly old sill use caverject

18:40

mircea_popescu: so i don't get that nascar drama. ex-trophy blondie applies for no contact order against her ex. ex swears she's an assassin out to get him. << Basically except... the assasin part seems... credible...

18:47

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3139 @ 0.00051129 = 1.6049 BTC [+] {4}

18:47

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3085 @ 0.0005113 = 1.5774 BTC [+]

18:51

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23994 @ 0.00043382 = 10.4091 BTC [-] {2}

18:52

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73100 @ 0.00043126 = 31.5251 BTC [-] {3}

18:52

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49106 @ 0.00043001 = 21.1161 BTC [-]

18:56

<kakobrekla> in France, this. << top kek

18:57

<davout> the case kako was reporting about doesn't seem to have anything to do with jews <<< you don't see it because nose! it's a gentile^H^H^H^H redneck thing dub's on about. *we* understand.

18:58

<dub> why* << they use really tiny instruments.

19:00

dub: thats an interesting one for france given cambodia << ahahahaha

19:00

ok best log

19:01

ben_vulpes: for instance, i've got a client who (for some silly reasons) basically needs to throw out their Solr index on a daily basis. << you know, a tool that empowers you to do sometyhing stupid is not a powerful tool.

19:01

it just seems like one. to you.

19:03

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78900 @ 0.0004229 = 33.3668 BTC [-] {2}

19:03

dub: winklevii outreach via buttbet? << capn' Talism yo. one pays, one can name his terms.

19:03

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78900 @ 0.0004229 = 33.3668 BTC [-] {2}

19:04

thestringpuller: If bitpay didn't shutdown their atm I'd buy more << this lulz is so lulzy to me.

19:11

useful-things-announcement: a fairly civilized router, turns out, is one 'edgerouter lite' - 3 gigabit ports. mips64 processor with fairly good docs. nuke the vendor's turdware and install *bsd of your choice. the interesting thing about this gadget is that the firmware lives on an (internal) removable usb stick. can pull, examine, modify on standard comp, even theoretically install read-only unit.

19:11

getting fairly good performance on one of these with freebsd 10.

19:11

you actually verified it has no 2nd brain this thing ?

19:12

in the electron microscope sense? nein

19:12

it does come with a vendor turd os

19:12

in the pcb sense

19:12

it has the cpu (really a soc), four drams, and a bunch of passives.

19:12

i'm going through a phase atm something like "fuck this shit, i need a non-pc router like i need an ipad."

19:15

*

asciilifeform assumes his isp is the mitm vector of choice, and hence does not regard router as a serious hardened component. but has many problems with reliability and programmability of the usual consumer turdware.

19:15

makes sense

19:16

this here gadget is a ~100 usd piece that handily runs, say, a btc node. with good performance.

19:17

metal chassis, rs232 port. very unusual in that respect. almost like something made 20 yrs. ago. hence the mention of it here.

19:17

gtk.

19:17

*

asciilifeform reminds readers who may come across this device not to use vendor's turd - a fairly standard linux but with a closed kernel module, apparently

19:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4 heh

19:20

Chris Rock - Black People VS. Niggaz (Bring the Pain 1996) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1FYb4VN )

19:23

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.10799062 = 1.7278 BTC [-] {2}

19:23

[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.10799062 = 1.7278 BTC [-] {2}

19:27

!up BiTMiND

19:28

hactive.googlecode.com/files/CN50XX-HRM-V0.99E.pdf << leaked data sheet for the soc in gadget mentioned earlier. you can't actually get this from the vendor.

19:28

(afaik)

19:29

lol

19:29

jesus the world we live in.

19:30

mind-blowingly detailed datashit, however.

19:32

woah, hardware memory management.

19:32

(see pp. 254.)

19:33

maybe whioever made it was so proud of it ... he had to

19:33

lol

19:34

interestingly, there is, afaik, no support for any of the spiffy bells & whistles (hardware tcp/ip, queueing, packet inspection, etc.) in any civilized os.

19:34

because, naturally, one would have to read the leaked ds

19:34

and That Would Be Wrong (tm)

19:35

i mention all of this because, while academic for the lot of us, there are folks who actually need to diddle 1M+ packets/sec. in some intelligent way.

19:35

and it doesn't happen on a pc.

19:35

they're stuck using weird turdware.

19:36

supplied, afaik exclusively, by satan's loyal imps.

19:37

<asciilifeform> and That Would Be Wrong (tm) <<< i think doing away with FOSS shared idiocy will be the greatest bitcoin contribution to the movement.

19:37

which idiocy

19:37

(so many to choose from)

19:37

yes, you can turn down commits that change he to her. if women get upset, that's because the women in question are stupid and they don't belong in tech ; yes you can use proprietary code. if anyone doesn't like it, anyone can suck a free bag of dicks ;

19:38

mircea_popescu: right now it is elementary fear of usg that keeps the leaked docs scarce and largely unused

19:38

etc etc. there's this large pile of mental viral load they're currently carrying, so as to do essentiually what the power rangers want bitcoin to do : play cozy with TITB.

19:38

aka the idiots that be.

19:38

https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/555375854314717186 << what is so interesting ~_~

19:38

though there is an elaborate dance where folks implement xxxx and then pretend it wasn't using leaked/nda docs

19:38

asciilifeform yeah yeah. synergy.

19:39

( for gentoo enthusiasts - http://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/MIPS/ERLite-3 )

19:39

MIPS/ERLite-3 - Gentoo Wiki ... ( http://bit.ly/1xr63dM )

19:39

the key to escaping from usg is not caring about usg issues ; the key to not caring about usg issues is escaping from usg.

19:39

they solve each other.

19:40

the key to exploring the solar system is escaping the earth's gravity, yes. but easy to say!

19:44

interestingly, thing has an rng, and manual actually provides a schematic supposedly for it.

19:44

(it is not an especially good one)

19:44

pp. 658-9. in case someone was actually following this thread.

19:45

(what rng? ring oscillator jitter, with sha1 whitening.)

19:52

i'd avoid the built-in aes, etc. instructions. if i were hitler and ordering a 'magic packet' back-door for this device, i would almost certainly ask that it spit back recently-used operands for these on the wire.

19:52

curiously, it even has a hardware galois field multiplier. to tempt folks using elliptic curves.

19:54

last bit re: this gadget: seems like the open source folks were somehow clued in regarding, and dared to put to use, the aes acceleration.

19:55

this is mildly suggestive of vendor having encouraged this

19:55

no prizes for guessing why.

20:06

<asciilifeform> (what rng? ring oscillator jitter, with sha1 whitening.) <<< better than many

20:07

better than an entirely fake one, sure.

20:07

<asciilifeform> no prizes for guessing why. << usual management cluelessness

20:08

or - someone would like to see these put to use.

20:09

(who typically succumbs to the temptation of using hw-accelerates, e.g., aes? - folks setting up vpn or otherwise bridging nets with serious traffic. aka delicious targets for usg.)

~ 15 minutes ~

20:25

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3039 @ 0.00054222 = 1.6478 BTC [+] {11}

20:26

mircea_popescu: it's "web technology". there are no good tools.

20:26

*

mircea_popescu enjoys the luxuries of preaching naked.

20:26

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 15970 @ 0.00057724 = 9.2185 BTC [+] {16}

20:26

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 15853 @ 0.00058356 = 9.2512 BTC [+] {10}

20:27

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 8088 @ 0.00058692 = 4.747 BTC [+] {7}

20:27

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 6000 @ 0.00058588 = 3.5153 BTC [+] {5}

20:29

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2300 @ 0.00058999 = 1.357 BTC [+] {3}

20:29

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2300 @ 0.00058999 = 1.357 BTC [+] {3}

20:39

*

ben_vulpes wonders how many hours of humanity have been wasted saving the wrong file

20:41

the rong file ?

20:44

Bet placed: 10 BTC for No on "The Winkdex: BTC $5000 or more in 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1104/ Odds: 20(Y):80(N) by coin, 20(Y):80(N) by weight. Total bet: 25.134 BTC. Current weight: 99,930.

20:46

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.0004212 = 5.265 BTC [-]

20:47

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.0004212 = 5.265 BTC [-]

20:47

Better crank up those txfees https://imgur.com/GAklIdZ

20:47

Bitcoin network is maxed out. The backlog of unconfirmed transactions is now a few blocks large. - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1BsMgRF )

20:48

BingoBoingo check out the megaspam right under that lol

20:48

Yeah.

20:48

total fees, .5 btc. for 5k txn. so we wanna do it at 0.1 bitcent per tx. because why the fuck not, right ?

20:48

swift costs 50 bux to send, but bitcoin should do it for 20 cents.

20:49

and the fact that 5k idiots worth together a restaurant meal are left out is somehow BITCOIN's problem.

20:49

check it out yo! all the broke ass niggers at the ritzy club entrance have a quarter between them!

20:49

that red rope gotta go!

20:50

Well right now the idiots are trying 0.01 Bitcent and still some a tenth of that because it is the cutoff the the various "antispam" limits.

20:50

find me a fucking txn where visa charged 17.5 cents.

20:50

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58050 @ 0.00041605 = 24.1517 BTC [-] {2}

20:51

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 58050 @ 0.00041605 = 24.1517 BTC [-] {2}

20:51

thestringpuller weren't you due some qntra material ?

20:51

you can't sleep on it yo!

20:52

it's a news site not a mortuary service.

20:53

http://bitbet.us/bet/1103/bitcoin-to-drop-under-170-before-march/ <<< re the "one week" clause bs. it just invalidated this bet.

20:53

BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 170$ before March :: 1.14 B (81%) on Yes, 0.26 B (19%) on No | closed 1 minute ago ... ( http://bit.ly/1BsNAUy )

20:53

now nobody gets anything.

20:56

anx says "the order engine has turned off. please try again later."

20:56

if anyone's looking for things to look into.

~ 17 minutes ~

21:13

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25502 @ 0.00042293 = 10.7856 BTC [+]

21:13

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25502 @ 0.00042293 = 10.7856 BTC [+]

21:14

http://www.theawl.com/2015/01/re-new-wired-offices

21:14

Re: New WIRED Offices - The Awl ... ( http://bit.ly/1BsSuRw )

21:22

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26150 @ 0.00042588 = 11.1368 BTC [+]

21:22

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26150 @ 0.00042588 = 11.1368 BTC [+]

21:25

BingoBoingo: how does one keep an office tidy?

21:25

That I'm not sure. I mean for lesser offices you can get a janitor, but anytime sensitive information is being handled...

21:29

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2548 @ 0.00058999 = 1.5033 BTC [+] {4}

21:29

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2548 @ 0.00058999 = 1.5033 BTC [+] {4}

21:37

"Unfortunately, too often the place where we do that important work looks, at best, like a dorm room."

21:37

doh ?

21:38

"Please. WIRED is no longer a pirate ship. Its the home of world-changing journalism."

21:38

it fucking died.

21:38

wasn't feeling all that well for years, but...

21:38

" Its the West Coast home of Condé Nast. "

21:38

quite exactly.

21:38

"And its increasingly a place where we, and our New York colleagues and owners, host artists, founders, CEOs, and advertisers." splendid :

21:41

<mircea_popescu> "Please. WIRED is no longer a pirate ship. Its the home of world-changing journalism." << Now a "Museum Ship"

21:41

world changing journalism lol.

21:41

wht's this obsession with changing the world anyway ? very insecure people.

21:42

Well, they understand they can't survive the world as is, so their reflex is... change the world. So much easier than changing self.

21:43

it's the universal superlative by now. world changing novels and toothpaste, cars and fruit juicers, politicians and nail polish.

21:43

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10015 @ 0.00060498 = 6.0589 BTC [+] {3}

21:43

brb while i fartchange the world!

21:44

[HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 10015 @ 0.00060498 = 6.0589 BTC [+] {3}

21:48

ahh that felt like a most worldchanging dump i just took.

21:48

anyone perceive any difference ?

21:51

it does feel lighter in here

21:52

ahh! then i can go to bed without paxil for once!

21:52

I think I can smell it

21:52

mircea_popescu> ahh! then i can go to bed without paxil for once! << Talk about drugs that develop a physical addiction.

21:53

;;bc,stats

21:53

21:56

;;buy 40 PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor at negotiable Serious Inqueries only

21:56

Error: 'mining' is not a valid price input.

21:57

;;buy 40 "PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor" at "negotiable" Serious Inqueries only

21:57

Error: 'negotiable' is not a valid price input.

21:58

;;buy 40 "PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor" at 1 BTC Serious Inqueries only

21:58

Order id 21899 created.

21:59

hah

22:00

Serious, would pay 1 BTC or more for that.

22:00

i believe you

22:01

Plan is park it near a beach, run the farm off of the reactor's output and mine on free electricity for 20+ years.

22:03

Mining gear is going to be cooled by the hull sitting in water.

22:03

Parties are going to happen on the deck.

22:03

;;bc,stats

22:03

22:04

Internet connectivity through Starbucks public wifi/GPRS cell data when starbucks cuts us off... if they dare...

~ 23 minutes ~

22:28

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150113/astoria/man-killed-by-roommate-astoria-apartment-nypd-says

22:28

Teen Bitcoin Trader Beat Lawyer Roommate to Death with Hammer, Sources Say - Astoria - DNAinfo.com New York ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2CLZo )

22:28

Capobianco and Smith were in business together trading Bitcoin, a type of online currency, according to state records and online at sites like LocalBitcoins.com and BTCjam.com.

22:28

;;later tell mircea_popescu http://www.wired.com/2014/12/life-and-death-of-the-racket/ << cazalla

22:28

The Guerrilla Tactics of The Racket, and How It Almost Upended Journalism | WIRED ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2CNAp )

22:28

The operation succeeded.

22:28

"After noticing that he had fewer than 10,000 followers on Twitter, they bought him 100,000 in chunks of a few thousand at a timealthough the number was in constant flux because Twitter kept zapping the bot accounts. The point to all of it was well They didnt really seem to have one?"

22:29

https://localbitcoins.com/ad/127753/buy-bitcoins-with-cash-east-new-york-brooklyn-ny-usa

22:29

Buy bitcoins with cash in US Dollar (USD), East New York, Brooklyn, NY, USA, ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2CZQf )

22:30

They do good work but the voice of the site is just so dry and neutral, said Pareene. We want to be loudly shouting opinions at people until they get mad at us. << Pareene nao is a Gawker stoolie

22:31

!up Tsdfiofi

22:32

Hello Tsdfiofi

22:35

danielpbarron: Looks like perfectly normal gay domestic violence.

22:36

;;ticker

22:36

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 193.0, Best ask: 193.02, Bid-ask spread: 0.02000, Last trade: 193.02, 24 hour volume: 134429.47125864, 24 hour low: 152.4, 24 hour high: 220.86, 24 hour vwap: 188.924982829

22:36

BUt... Their blood is on Buterin's hands

22:37

not in the WoT; no surprise

22:38

danielpbarron: Well, you have to understand the empire state, state of mind

22:45

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/cirrus-bitcoin-bucks

22:45

An Undercover Agent Was Making $1000 a Week in Bitcoin as a Silk Road Admin | Motherboard ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2Fzpt )

22:47

http://www.dorkly.com/post/71697/5-insane-things-about-the-mobile-game-starring-kate-upton

22:47

5 of the Weirdest Things About That Kate Upton Mobile Game - Dorkly Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1C2FPF5 )

22:49

^ In spite of idiot venues highlighting the suck of tablet games...

22:55

5. A Belgian kid spent $46,000 in Game of War: Fire Age by himself << wtf.

22:55

special agent with the US Internal Revenue Service Gary Alford

22:55

^ And Alford plea is one of the historically lulziest outcomes fo criminal cases

22:58

"Jury will prolly habbeb you, Imma start the sentence sooner"

23:08

!up HlySht

23:08

HlySht: How's the bleeding?

23:13

OMG SVU tonight had the best opening musical montage ever!

23:23

add keyserver to the list of things la serenissima wants its own of, eh?

23:24

Prolly

23:24

A gossipd-net of keyservers would be divine

23:26

Just pissing UDP to rando IP's is the wave of the future.

23:30

*

ben_vulpes imagines gossipd clients

23:30

!up nOgAnOo

23:31

goddamnit

23:31

;;eauth ben_vulpes

23:31

Request successful for user ben_vulpes, hostmask ben_vulpes!~ben_vulpe@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA

23:31

;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:3f779cee60464cb63982c04c8eb36825f2565313c3c5afc80d8b0200

23:31

23:31

You are now authenticated for user ben_vulpes with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA

23:31

!up nOgAnOo

23:31

godDAMNIT

23:31

:D

23:31

!up nOgAnOo

23:31

Thank you sir!

23:32

what brings you around?

23:32

you must thank him trice now.

23:32

I just seen some logs talking about the bitcoin fork..

23:33

20MB block size.. I don't understand it yet..

23:33

But I don't trust the Bitcoin Foundation at all..

23:34

what's wrong with the bitcoin foundation?

23:34

Just a bad feeling.. the same feeling I have about Moolah

23:34

!s moolah

23:34

55 results for 'moolah' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=moolah

23:35

danielpbarron: You have to accept that at this point many people saying "Bitcoin Foundation" are going to be referring to the dinosaur fundnation.

23:35

<BingoBoingo> A gossipd-net of keyservers would be divine << I like it

23:35

That they are elitists and very rude to the community mostly.. Like how does a ban-happy kid like gmaxwell control the IRC channel and main forum?

23:35

gmaxwell put a very bad taste in my mouth for bitcoin long ago and I turned to altcoin communities as soon as they arrived.

23:36

artifexd: Seriously. The future is pissing UDP thinly, but everywhere. That is how you culture deniability.

23:36

and now you found out that altcoin extremist are also bad ?

23:36

keko, the greed has spread everywhere like a virus!

23:36

I am making my own 100% airdrop coin for IRC games called NyanKoin

23:36

..

23:37

Distributing hopefully through 40 or more airdrop methods

23:37

Sounds shady nOgAnOo are you actually usagi?

23:37

lol

23:37

When litecoin came out I was pissed

23:37

I thought there was not room for 2 coins

23:37

here isnt ?

23:37

now my philosophy has changed.. I am ready to make my first and only coin

23:37

make sure the block size limit is 20 mb so you get max adoption rate

23:38

*

nOgAnOo clueless as to what 20MB blocks would change

23:38

*

BingoBoingo ready for price of actually delivered coins to spike to $5000/per+

23:38

* nOgAnOo clueless as to what 20MB blocks would change << would sink tx fees

23:39

Thanks

23:39

https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/555580737286864896

23:39

./helenzaltzman is your dad the Godfather? "But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day." :-)

23:40

from ocean floor to magma.

23:40

So anyways.. speaking of assets.. I'm going to be accepting bitcoin for pepper and tomato seeds

23:40

Seriously

23:40

Would anyone even spend bitcoin at this price?????

23:40

nOgAnOo: What about... End product.

23:40

<nOgAnOo> Would anyone even spend bitcoin at this price????? << Because some people accept actual price.

23:40

<gribble> #21899 || BingoBoingo || BUY 40.0 PH/s mining farm and Typhoon class submarine chasis with loaded reactor @ 1 BTC || Serious Inqueries only

23:41

What do you mean BingoBoingo, end product?

23:41

Making sauces and things?

23:41

I've got ideas for foods that would blow your mind, sir..

23:42

nOgAnOo: I mean the peppers and tomatoes

23:42

Think willy wonka, the candy that turns to different foods

23:42

"_

23:42

:)

23:42

lol

23:42

Tonight I am making pumpkin pie rollups.. spicy tomato rollups.. venison jerky.. more ginger lemon detox drink and possibly french onion soup and watermelon tropical punch honey gummy worms

23:43

I'm going to overtake walmart

23:43

Not like I care about that but I do like eating my own homegrown organic foods and candies

23:43

I'm doing honey.. maple syrup.. mushrooms.. orchards.. berry patches.. grapes.. veggies.. herbs.. melons..

23:44

I've got 70 varieties of peppers and 50 varieties tomatos

23:44

it's been my plan for 3 years to start a crypto seedbank

23:44

but it takes a few years to start producing bulk.. I garden alone...

23:44

<nOgAnOo> it's been my plan for 3 years to start a crypto seedbank << I thought it was cryo

23:44

I just planted 777 carolina reapers last week

23:44

hottest pepper in the world

23:45

How would one asset back a coin at a non-set price?

23:46

1 coin = 1 seed.. depending on harvest volume...

23:46

Well, what is wrong with distillation fractions and just growing capsasin crystals?

23:46

nOgAnOo, you should just abandon that idea entirely

23:46

I am not purely in this for capsaicin.. I like the flavor of certain peppers.. I also want to extract terpenes one day and eat fresh

23:46

<nOgAnOo> 1 coin = 1 seed.. depending on harvest volume... << Problem is you think 1 coin is one seed and I think one coin is a typhoon classs submarine

23:47

I need some sort of algorithm where the asset backing can fluctuate gently

23:47

1 carolina reaper seed is worth 30 cents minimum on ebay now

23:47

2 years ago it was 1.50

23:47

if there is profit to be made, the best structure for what you're describing is a stock that pays dividends; not a currency

23:47

share cropping?

23:48

lol, I want a cliff I can jump off of into tons of down feathers, for the thrill

23:48

a company that sells seeds or whatever you are producing

23:48

I want to attach paper wallets to my products like camel cash

23:48

give them a share of my company when they buy my products.. micro-shares

23:48

<nOgAnOo> I want to attach paper wallets to my products like camel cash << Mega scam

23:49

customers don't necessarily make good share holders

23:49

I just want to make it fun.. people like rewards

23:49

Rewards are tricky business.

23:50

I will give htem a bazooka joe comic or camel cash note style paper wallet that is worth some pepper seeds

23:50

or they can trade those assets for other coins on the market

23:50

you came from reddit or what

23:50

the whole point of having seeds is actually having the seeds; not some paper representation of them

23:50

No I've been an IRC kiddie for 15 years

23:51

I hate reddit

23:51

weird

23:51

daniel, it would give them incentive to come and check out the e-shop or w/e

23:51

anyway why give them your scam coin if you can give them a satoshi that is worth some seeds

23:52

yeah meh

23:52

Like when people send me sample seeds and don't tell me what they are.. "COME TO WEBSITE TO FIND OUT WHAT THESE SAMPLE SEEDS ARE"

23:52

it's a terrible idea that you will look back on with embarrassment

23:52

customer loyality program + crypto

23:52

like that topcoin garbage

23:52

Mystery Seed Coin

23:52

do it if you like just dont talk about it here

23:52

Is it just me, or does Ice-T get whiter every fucking year, the fucking race traitor.

23:53

Black is Beautiful... When it comes to dat ass.

23:53

[22:52] <@kakobrekla> do it if you like just dont talk about it here << Peace guys

23:55

SO SVU tonight... nice primer of traps and honey traps.

23:55

he left? came only to spam his thing ? :|

23:56

need some seeds brah?

23:56

no, we smoke the bud here in somalia.

23:56

hah

23:59