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00:00 BingoBoingo Sure New Yorkers will Bitcoin, some might do it well, but... They won't do it under the Grand Wizard McNerdalot of the NYDFS's rules
00:00 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves: or me not learning my lesson << gotta love the ambiguity in a functioning market.
00:01 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i dunno dood, so some guy in new york likes to write bitcoin fanfic. so what of it ?
00:01 mircea_popescu whatever floats anyone's boat.
00:01 BingoBoingo Fanfic is fanfic until Disney buys out Lucasfilm and they promise a feature film every year.
00:02 mircea_popescu in this particular case, fanfic stays fanific. there's no disney to buy, no lucasfilm to buy and nothing to buy it with.
00:04 mircea_popescu jurov: apparently mircea moved the decimal dot << dots are hard.
00:05 mircea_popescu ;;later tell foofingers: Hi people. My is Daniel Marcus. I work together with asciilifeform. And I'm here to do some business with bitcoins. Thank you for having me! << welcome
00:05 gribble The operation succeeded.
00:07 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
00:07 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/22i768/raiffeisen_bank_international_internal_memo/ << lolz.
00:07 assbot Raiffeisen Bank International internal memo : Bitcoin
00:07 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 508.46, vol: 14527.21042164 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 503.5, vol: 4397.79432 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 509.09, vol: 9838.05736514 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 525.0, vol: 15.14120676 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 504.15756, vol: 32436.49540000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 529.95437, vol: 9.94336694 | Volume-weighted last average: 505.933125334
00:07 mircea_popescu teh lines do get drawn. for their safety.
00:09 BingoBoingo lol, I can't believe I'm still snacking on Dates. Why the fuck did I buy so many dates?
00:10 mircea_popescu dates rock.
00:11 BingoBoingo Yeah, go great with Gin and Tonics
00:13 BingoBoingo %p
00:13 atcbot [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 1.47 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 770.80 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.01 TH/s
00:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: ottoman empire << 'the sultans' (n. barber) << yes.
00:15 mircea_popescu also the extant memoirs of the various valide sultanas over the years.
00:17 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves: i'm listening to Snow Crash currently, after getting burnt out on Taleb telling everything what it's problem is <<< ahahah good one.
00:17 mircea_popescu total asshole, that guy, isn't he.
00:18 mircea_popescu punkman: pete_dushenski: sounds like a death wish << i'd definitely mow him down. fucking biking hipsters.
00:20 mircea_popescu bats_cd03: i know mircea_popescu would approve, somehow << are the chicks mensturating and defecating on some sort of holy black flag ?
00:21 mircea_popescu %d
00:21 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 231723.59 in 1798 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -87.66
00:21 mircea_popescu look at that, maybe it'll live.
00:24 mircea_popescu !up bats_cd03
00:24 mircea_popescu why'd you evolve from mats to bats anyway ?
00:24 bats_cd03 ya isis flag
00:24 mircea_popescu !up abathingape
00:25 abathingape hmmm
00:25 mircea_popescu bats_cd03 not bad. pity they didn't have bitcoin addy on tits.
00:25 bats_cd03 all i want is to fit in with da cool kids
00:25 mircea_popescu me too!
00:25 bats_cd03 whats great is you can tell they've seen some shit, and those weapons ain't for show
00:26 abathingape https://www.ssense.com/men/product/dolce_and_gabbana/navy-double-closure-high-top-sneakers/104266
00:26 assbot Dolce & Gabbana: Navy Double Closure High-Top Sneakers | SSENSE
00:26 abathingape oops wrong chat durp
00:26 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: Basically ever since 2004 when I bought a computer I've been waiting for an opportunity to use GPG and... Bitcoin afforded that. << a happy fate.
00:26 bats_cd03 some hajjis r gonna be mad when they find out there are women cumming to kill them and take their virgins
00:26 mircea_popescu bats_cd03 and take THEM as virgins
00:26 mircea_popescu which they are, right ? back there ?
00:27 mircea_popescu abathingape and on what chan was that supposed to belong ?
00:27 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: I know right
00:27 bats_cd03 (some hajjis believe you can't ascend to heaven if a woman kills you)
00:27 mircea_popescu ;;google la petite mort
00:27 gribble La petite mort - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort>; Urban Dictionary: la petite mort: <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=la%20petite%20mort>; La Petite Mort - 37 Orchard Street NYC: <http://shoplapetitemort.com/>
00:27 abathingape #bitcointraders of course
00:27 bats_cd03 yeah definitely. young male virgins looove war.
00:28 bats_cd03 no holds barred? work for free.
00:33 mircea_popescu youtubetard: more complexity is the nature of all things in the long term. So the rise of many many many micro states is very likely. People see Liechtenstein's success << this is actually a solid point, as unexpected and tenuous as it may seem.
00:33 mircea_popescu from a macro perspective the average state size is so heavily upper bound and so set to drastically decline...
00:34 mircea_popescu xmj: What would make for a better home base in 2015 or 2016: Luxembourg, Monaco or Jersey/Guernsey? << awful, all of them.
00:37 BingoBoingo %p
00:37 atcbot [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 1.71 TH/s [PityThePool Hashrate]: 679.56 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.31 TH/s
00:38 mircea_popescu ;;calc 1.7 * 10 ** 6 * 2 * 7
00:38 gribble 23800000
00:38 mircea_popescu lol look at that, X-Rob is practically at even within a week.
00:39 mircea_popescu i suck at mining futures.
00:40 mircea_popescu !up Wexel
00:43 mircea_popescu The20YearIRCloud: Most US states are run pretty well, but when you add the federal goverment into it, it becomes a huge mess << this isn't actually true. most of the rent seeking gunk is currently sucking out of washington because that's where the teats are, and so this gives the convincing but ultimately false impression individual states are better run.
00:43 mircea_popescu should the teasts move, within a year and a half tops the local states'd be in such a mess you wouldn't believe your eyes.
00:44 mircea_popescu dynamic equilibriums. always a bitch.
00:45 BingoBoingo Missouri goes back to lead mining, Illinois mines coal, Ohio mines butthurt
00:45 mircea_popescu The20YearIRCloud: left to their own devices, California, Illinois, new york and maryland would implode << exactly. they're also the only three examples where a trickle of leeching happens even with the federal govt (ie, it's where corrupt politicians try to build a career state-level)
00:45 mircea_popescu (maryland excepted. i have nfi idea what it's even for. without washington it'd look like detroit five weeks after everyone grew wings)
00:52 The20YearIRCloud I'm basing my statement on individual states based on balanced books and economic outlook, i realize that states suck the government teat, however if you look at total federal aid and who it goes to ,the big thing is military aid
00:52 mircea_popescu not what i mean.
00:53 mircea_popescu what i mean is, the porkbarrel leeches that curently push and deform washington
00:53 mircea_popescu would just move over to ohio state capitol.
00:53 The20YearIRCloud You also have to realize those politcians getting the pork are not the ones who run the state
00:53 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: A lot of military pork is spent in Ohio
00:53 The20YearIRCloud Sure it is
00:53 The20YearIRCloud The lima tank plant is prolly the best example of pork military spending out there
00:53 mircea_popescu the entire "federal funds" thing has nothing to do with anything. they're not "federal" funds in any sense.
00:53 mircea_popescu people made it.
00:53 BingoBoingo And it being spent there eases the jobs of the state level comrades
00:54 The20YearIRCloud The difference in most states is that you elect senators on a state-wide level, so it's very easy to stack votes in areas (And I blame it on fraud) leading to very centrist/leftist politicians in washington
00:54 mircea_popescu sure. but if there were no feds, the same money would still be available.
00:54 mircea_popescu The20YearIRCloud trust me, new gerrymandering would be invented.
00:54 mircea_popescu the current system didn't exist before it was needed either.
00:54 The20YearIRCloud For state senators, it's based on geographic districts, and the heavily urban areas have limited voting abilities, so here in ohio, 70% of state senators/house members are right/non-left
00:55 mircea_popescu inasmuch as there's a public treasury somewhere, there's going to be a troop of people forcing it open.
00:55 mircea_popescu wherever you houise it, washington or akron, they'll take a bus
00:55 mircea_popescu they'll swim if they have to.
00:55 The20YearIRCloud Sure, but if you look at each state, some states have essentially become mini-washingtons, and others are not
00:55 mircea_popescu only because some states have stuff to be leached and some don't.
00:55 The20YearIRCloud Not every state is constantly growing the size of government or increasing efficientcy
00:56 mircea_popescu illinois is bigger and richer than ohio. so is california. so is ny. that is all.
00:56 The20YearIRCloud Texas has plenty to be leached and they continue to have a balanced budget and generally more efficient finances
00:56 mircea_popescu it's a matter of size not quality. once the pig is ripe, it gets sliced.
00:56 mircea_popescu granted, texas is a decent-ish counterexample
00:56 The20YearIRCloud Ohio is 7th largest in GDP
00:57 The20YearIRCloud Florida is also leaps and bounds better than the liberal states, and they're large as well
00:57 mircea_popescu i will call this variance.
00:57 mircea_popescu by and large, it won't make a difference.
00:57 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: If we go truly paleo Illinois has so much more to sell in... Biodiesel...
00:58 The20YearIRCloud take out chicago and illinois isn't bad
00:58 The20YearIRCloud just like upstate NY and most (geographically) of california
00:58 The20YearIRCloud it all comes down to dense urban areas vs everyone else
00:58 The20YearIRCloud urban areas want to control everything, rural areas typically don't
00:58 mircea_popescu just because rural folk are slow doesn't mean they're immune from falling.
00:58 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: But without Chiraq where do you harvest easy lipids for rendering?
00:59 The20YearIRCloud people
00:59 BingoBoingo ANd where are they?
00:59 The20YearIRCloud People are in cities
01:00 BingoBoingo Like... SHitcago?
01:00 The20YearIRCloud Yeah, and detroit, saint louis, atlanta, chicago, ect
01:00 The20YearIRCloud I'm curious what would happen to cities if they do what some counties have done here in Ohio and effectively end police service
01:01 mircea_popescu The20YearIRCloud you're like, a proud ohio citizen or something, are ya ?
01:01 The20YearIRCloud half of my county has no police service, some counties have one officer who works half a day
01:01 The20YearIRCloud I enjoy the state severely, lots of business, but I can also own a machine gun or drive a tank down the highway
01:01 The20YearIRCloud It's kind of like texas, but we have snow
01:02 mircea_popescu well, never knew one before.
01:03 BingoBoingo I mean I like parts of illinois, but Missouri is the way to go.
01:03 The20YearIRCloud my wife's family is from missouri, i wouldn't mind living out there at all
01:03 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo yeah but i suspect he likes it in the way of pick up a rifle and form a picket.
01:03 The20YearIRCloud but the state is severely offset by the idocy in st louis :D
01:04 The20YearIRCloud her family is about 2hrs south-west of springfield
01:04 The20YearIRCloud in the middle of literally nowhere
01:04 The20YearIRCloud which is what makes it even better
01:04 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: So Fallout already happened there http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/18/a-crude-map-of-missouri-because-where-is-ferguson-anyway/
01:04 assbot A Crude Map of Missouri, because where is Ferguson anyway? | Bingo Blog
01:05 The20YearIRCloud you're just referencing the riots?
01:07 The20YearIRCloud BingoBoingo: are you in IL or MO?
01:07 The20YearIRCloud or are you in west st louis?
01:07 The20YearIRCloud *east st louis
01:07 BingoBoingo The20YearIRCloud: ATM I'm happily in undifferentiated IL
01:08 BingoBoingo Where you can't really tell the difference from Benton to Pekin
01:08 The20YearIRCloud Not too bad i guess, although you get to enjoy the legal blessings of chicago
01:09 The20YearIRCloud I've been by effingham
01:09 BingoBoingo No, I wander the "Big Jail" because allegedly people can dump their fucking High School drama on my shit. Also Political speech seems to totally not be legal in IL.
01:10 The20YearIRCloud yaeh
01:10 The20YearIRCloud i guess monett is only a hour outside springfield
01:15 decimation re: maryland :: it's pretty much nonsensical sprawl, decay, overpopulation in a swamp
01:16 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=708261.0
01:16 assbot Coinurl scum
01:16 * BingoBoingo likes ben_vulpes lack of serious competition
01:16 decimation as Mr. Yarvin says, perhaps one day the mighty Patomack will once again flow unvexed into the Chesapeake
01:17 BingoBoingo Not as Yarvin says, as poor Jimmy from Fallout 3 says
01:18 mircea_popescu ^
01:19 BingoBoingo DC wil be worthless, you will have to pick through the boats anchored in the harbor to find refuge
01:20 BingoBoingo Or an overbuilt monument
01:21 decimation if that day comes I claim FDR's head
01:23 BingoBoingo You see outside of the pits that were Tactics and the playstation first person shooter, but Fallout 3 as the worst of the rest of the games had plenty of redeeming lulz in its chosen setting
01:24 asciilifeform lol i step out for a few hours and we have fdr's head
01:24 asciilifeform why i always miss the goodstoff
01:25 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Probably the same reason which gives you meatspace colleagues worth refering here
01:25 decimation that monument was the most pointless waste of real estate on the mall
01:25 decimation somehow a phallus was good enough for washington, fdr needs to have sprawling 'teaching moment'
01:26 * BingoBoingo remembers the "Mall" as a place full of the Jaundiced and Juiced
01:26 decimation ascii when the day comes I'll help you dissolve the rock around FDR's neck :)
01:27 decimation from lol scholarship: http://mercatus.org/expert_commentary/does-status-quo-us-federalism-advantage-progressives
01:27 assbot Does Status Quo U.S. Federalism Advantage Progressives? | Mercatus
01:27 decimation "Virtually every strongly conservative state has more liberal policies than predicted, and so does virtually every liberal state. " no shit
01:29 BingoBoingo From what I can tell the only demographic group >500 people that benefited from the Obama regime so far were the gays
01:29 decimation bezzle finance did pretty well
01:29 BingoBoingo I mean if the situation for the blacks improved... would there be a Ferguson?
01:29 BingoBoingo bezzel finance is small
01:30 asciilifeform deck chairs / titanic.
01:31 * asciilifeform liked mircea_popescu's mafia story and should like to hear more one day.
01:31 BingoBoingo http://trilema.com/2011/in-sprijinul-eugeniei/ << How did I miss this earlier
01:31 assbot In sprijinul eugeniei pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
01:32 decimation BingoBoingo: did the gays really benefit? now they pay extra tax like regular folk
01:32 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "BTC Difficulty over 31Bn before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1028/ Odds: 81(Y):19(N) by coin, 80(Y):20(N) by weight. Total bet: 31.48701626 BTC. Current weight: 92,701.
01:33 BingoBoingo decimation: Or avoid tax on their approved bezzels, but they get good feels. They are IN the fold nao.
01:33 decimation extend and coopt, it's how the power game is played
01:35 BingoBoingo But why the gays and not the young black men, a group he was once a member of.
01:35 decimation because blacks vote 99% democrat, therefore making their opinions on any political matter void
01:36 kuzetsa I lived in mississippi for a few years, and there were totally black republicans there
01:36 BingoBoingo And Homos don't?
01:36 kuzetsa the black vote wasn't anywhere near 99% democrats
01:36 decimation bored housewives care about gays
01:37 BingoBoingo Oh, they totally do. It's all they can watch on Bravo anymoar
01:38 decimation kuzetsa: http://www.people-press.org/2012/08/23/a-closer-look-at-the-parties-in-2012/, sorry it's closer to 88% nationally
01:38 assbot Nothing found for 2012 08 23 A Closer Look At The Parties In 2012 ,
01:39 kuzetsa decimation: in mississippi, it was even less though, since basically everyone there is republican
01:40 decimation In certain areas it is higher: http://www.amren.com/features/2012/11/race-and-the-2012-election/ Blacks, who accounted for 28 percent of voters and gave him 97 percent of their vote, handed Mr. Obama the state with a resounding 62 percent majority.
01:40 assbot Race and the 2012 Election | American Renaissance
01:41 BingoBoingo http://trilema.com/2013/fire-in-alabama-lets-make-the-most-of-it/#identifier_0_47409
01:41 assbot Fire in Alabama, let’s make the most of it. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
01:42 BingoBoingo !up RebeccaBitcoin
01:43 RebeccaBitcoin awesome, thanks bingo
01:43 RebeccaBitcoin didn't even have to deal with gribble
01:43 BingoBoingo decimation: This isn't about all blacks though
01:43 RebeccaBitcoin Although I could be an imposter, so thats not cool
01:43 BingoBoingo This is about the young ones, the ones still being shat on
01:44 BingoBoingo RebeccaBitcoin: When you get remembered that becomes an issue
01:44 RebeccaBitcoin ;p
01:45 BingoBoingo Observe what a JD and asbestos litigation job does to a young revolutionary's twitter feed https://twitter.com/CourtneyRLogan/with_replies
01:45 assbot Courtney R. Logan (CourtneyRLogan) auf Twitter
01:47 BingoBoingo Dude pumps a self published book and tweets abotu #Ferguson once
01:48 BingoBoingo This isn't a value judgment, this is an observation. People who have, or imagine they have something to lose lose the revolutionary edge.
01:49 BingoBoingo People with nothing to lose have no reason not to burn the world.
01:50 BingoBoingo Any particular Micheal Brown need not figure into it at all.
01:50 BingoBoingo Other than as a spark that warms the tinder.
01:52 mircea_popescu <decimation> if that day comes I claim FDR's head << good thing to claim.
01:52 mircea_popescu if i cared more i'd prolly try for the same.
01:53 BingoBoingo Both Americans who caught Ebola walked out of the hospital this week thanks to some expensive ass monoclonal antibodies. That Liberians can't can them means what? Sure it was an experimental drug, but as far as experimental drugs do they don't get much safer.
01:54 BingoBoingo *go
01:56 BingoBoingo Sure, the US could work on Ebola eradication if they hadn't spent so much on tilling the ground for ISIS. The Grad students and persons incrediby deserving the title of Herr Doktor could be on parade.
01:57 BingoBoingo Butt...
01:57 BingoBoingo Apparently RUF wasn't sufficiently for the people...
01:57 BingoBoingo And the Queen wouldn't seceed Scotland in the name of Amin's good health
02:01 BingoBoingo !up alex_c
02:01 BingoBoingo Hello alex_c
02:02 alex_c hello :)
02:02 BingoBoingo What's up alex_c
02:10 BingoBoingo I have to wonder if part of the current downturn is hanbot not acting as MPOE-PR and being the Nystatin that keeps mold from ruining the Da Vinci http://trilema.com/2013/of-mice-and-men-revisited/#footnote_2_46944
02:20 BingoBoingo http://trilema.com/2013/people-bitcoin-is-not-worth-100-dollars-per-stop-buying/#identifier_2_47130
02:20 assbot People! Bitcoin is not worth 100+ dollars per. STOP BUYING! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
02:25 BingoBoingo http://trilema.com/2013/of-mice-and-men-revisited/#footnote_0_46944
02:25 assbot Of mice and men, revisited pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
02:27 BingoBoingo !up SuchWow
02:28 decimation http://28sherman.blogspot.com/2014/08/unified-theory-on-watergate.html << nice rambling on Nixon. made me reconsider my views on the man, given that he looks like a complete genius compared to Obama (re: foreign policy)
02:28 assbot 28 Sherman: Unified Theory on Watergate
02:28 BingoBoingo SuchWow: I know you don't like temp voice, but... How is Doge doing?
02:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39262 @ 0.00063396 = 24.8905 BTC [-] {4}
02:29 decimation his theory is that Nixon was going to actually try to throw out all the fdr-era holdovers in the civil service and replace them with 'his people', and the civil service conspired with the press to destroy his presidency
02:30 BingoBoingo decimation: Not impossible at all
02:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24188 @ 0.00063321 = 15.3161 BTC [-] {2}
02:38 BingoBoingo !up [KS]
02:39 BingoBoingo [KS]: Do you know if I have a warrant out for being cool yet?
02:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10800 @ 0.00063805 = 6.8909 BTC [+] {2}
02:57 decimation !up Suchwow
03:02 SuchWow may i please have perm voice?
03:04 fluffypony ;;gettrust assbot SuchWow
03:04 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user SuchWow: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=SuchWow | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=SuchWow | Rated since: never
03:04 SuchWow ok lol
03:04 SuchWow wut i have to do
03:04 fluffypony you have to get into assbot's L2
03:05 SuchWow eli retard plz
03:05 fluffypony ok you need to be rated by one of these people: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=assbot&sign=ANY&type=SENT
03:05 assbot Rating Details for User 'assbot'
03:05 fluffypony here's some reading on it: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/04/11_bitcoin-assets-new-wot-and-voice-model.html
03:05 assbot #bitcoin-assets new WoT and voice model
03:05 SuchWow i have no desire to go to that site lol
03:05 fluffypony well then you can't have perm voice.
03:06 SuchWow who is kakobrekla
03:06 fluffypony what do you mean who is he?
03:06 fluffypony he's a person
03:06 SuchWow that person could fix this is all i'm saying
03:06 fluffypony fix it how?
03:06 fluffypony none of us are on the chanserv access list
03:06 fluffypony we are all in assbot's L1 or L2 trust group
03:06 SuchWow he/she is +F
03:07 SuchWow they most certainly can give me +v
03:07 fluffypony ;;gettrust assbot fluffypony
03:07 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask fluffypony!~fluffypon@coreteam.monero.cc. Trust relationship from user assbot to user fluffypony: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 8 via 8 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=fluffypony | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=fluffypony | Rated since: Sat Apr 6 08:20:32 2013
03:07 fluffypony see
03:07 SuchWow [03:05:38] *ChanServ* 1 kakobrekla +AFRfiorstv [modified 2 years, 19 weeks, 1 day, 11:49:32 ago]
03:07 fluffypony SuchWow: he will not give you chanserv flags, so don't even dream
03:07 SuchWow why not?
03:08 fluffypony there's a way things are done here, I've explained that way and linked you to the relevant resources
03:08 fluffypony if you choose not to read up on it there's not much I can do about htat
03:08 SuchWow that is fine
03:08 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Well, what do you do in BTC/Crypto?
03:08 SuchWow i've also explained why i am annoyed by the constant temp upping for sev months nows
03:09 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Well, if people knew your schtick you could get perm voice
03:09 SuchWow BingoBoingo: nothing. I've been quite clear that i have nothing to say in this chan, and once i do, i will gladly speak up
03:09 SuchWow however, i've literally been temp upped 30 times
03:09 SuchWow and it's annoying
03:09 SuchWow hence i humbly ask for the third time to just perm up me, or leave it alone please
03:09 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Well, have you tried an IRC bouncer with good connectivity to limit your join/parts?
03:10 SuchWow i am on avg connected for 3-5 days at a time
03:10 SuchWow w/o bouncer
03:10 SuchWow it just seems to me
03:10 SuchWow that if you all feel comfortable enough
03:10 SuchWow to constantly temp up me
03:10 SuchWow for months
03:10 BingoBoingo It seems like that, but on day 4 you join/part 10 times in a row, so I temp up you
03:10 SuchWow that you should feel comfortable enough to +V me
03:10 SuchWow that is all
03:11 SuchWow i have never join/part 10 times in one day
03:11 SuchWow now way
03:11 SuchWow *no
03:11 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Well to lend to trust to perm +V... We'd have to have an idea of what you do. If you liek to lurk that''s fine
03:11 SuchWow i'm an op of #dogecoin since Dec 10
03:11 SuchWow i'm in 60+ freenode chans since then
03:11 SuchWow not sure what else you want lol
03:12 BingoBoingo But even people who can offer voice to themselves here get temp upped
03:12 SuchWow I've never once been kicked from any chan
03:12 BingoBoingo ask peterl
03:12 kdomanski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nPQQlGCrO4
03:12 assbot Fantastic Capote et Wonder Capote - YouTube
03:12 SuchWow i don't want the ability to voice others
03:12 BingoBoingo or copumpkin
03:12 SuchWow i just want to not be pinged everytime my connection resets and i rejoin this chan
03:12 fluffypony SuchWow that still won't work
03:13 fluffypony you have to explicitly ask assbot to !up you when you reconnect
03:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12350 @ 0.00063809 = 7.8804 BTC [+]
03:13 fluffypony it's not automatic
03:13 Vexual !up SuchWow
03:13 Vexual good dog
03:13 SuchWow whatever, i ask kakobrekla to please make an exception, because i have 9 months track record of perfect behavior, and there is no reason not to
03:13 BingoBoingo <SuchWow> i'm an op of #dogecoin since Dec 10 << This and not getting kicked ever just doesn't say much on what you do
03:14 SuchWow i do nothing
03:14 SuchWow i'm just here to obserrve
03:14 mircea_popescu <decimation> bezzle finance did pretty well << insanely well.
03:14 BingoBoingo Everyone one does something
03:14 SuchWow and people continually up me
03:14 SuchWow for months
03:14 SuchWow every time i join
03:14 SuchWow i've literally never once had anything to say
03:14 BingoBoingo People up me when I join and haven't log caught up and can't speak informedly yet
03:14 BingoBoingo Hazard of the channel
03:14 SuchWow well i'm just saying
03:15 SuchWow there's like 50 ppl here with voice
03:15 SuchWow and most of them don't say anything either
03:15 Vexual literally?
03:15 BingoBoingo In -otc doe you worry when people check ;;ident or ;;gettrust?
03:15 SuchWow so could we just please add me, and i'll continue to not say anything ever?
03:15 BingoBoingo ;;gettrust SuchWow
03:15 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user BingoBoingo to user SuchWow: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=BingoBoingo&dest=SuchWow | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=SuchWow | Rated since: never
03:15 fluffypony SuchWow: if you're just here to observe why do you need voice?
03:15 SuchWow and maybe one day, if i get to your level, i'll say something
03:15 RagnarDanneskjol I'm sure you have plenty to say.
03:15 fluffypony all of those people with voice - every single one of them - is in assbot's L1 or L2 trust group
03:16 fluffypony if you don't bother to understand the rules why should anyone make an exception for you?
03:16 SuchWow fluffypony: I'M JUST TIRED OF BEING PINGED FOR NO REASON THAT'S REALLY ALL IT IS LOL
03:16 fluffypony !down SuchWow
03:16 fluffypony such caps.
03:16 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Even if you could self voice... No one gets voice on joining except the bots
03:16 BingoBoingo !up SuchWow
03:16 SuchWow [03:16:02] <SuchWow> IF I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING I WILL PM YOU
03:16 SuchWow that's all
03:16 mircea_popescu <decimation> because blacks vote 99% democrat, therefore making their opinions on any political matter void << i dun think this is true.
03:16 SuchWow just leave me alone and let me be lol
03:17 BingoBoingo Now I'm just going to up you to be a dick, at times you least expect it
03:17 SuchWow lol
03:17 BingoBoingo !down SuchWow
03:17 BingoBoingo !up SuchWow
03:17 SuchWow ooo who's the troll with voice now
03:17 BingoBoingo !s SuchWow
03:17 assbot 29 results for 'SuchWow' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=SuchWow
03:17 SuchWow not me lol
03:17 SuchWow sorry if that's what it takes
03:17 SuchWow to get voice lol
03:18 BingoBoingo Trolling is healthy
03:18 SuchWow indeed
03:18 BingoBoingo Keeps people honest
03:18 SuchWow but that is not what this chan is about
03:18 SuchWow at all
03:18 SuchWow but enjoy your perma voice
03:18 SuchWow troll
03:18 BingoBoingo Well, keeping people honest is a large part of what this chan is about
03:18 SuchWow totally unrelated topic
03:18 BingoBoingo and I don't have permavoice
03:19 mircea_popescu <RebeccaBitcoin> Although I could be an imposter, so thats not cool Although I could be an imposter, so thats not cool << impostor of... whom ? some chick on the interwebs ?
03:19 BingoBoingo I have to auth with gribble and pm assbot as everyone else does
03:19 SuchWow i have no desire to trade
03:19 SuchWow so why should i auth with gribble
03:19 BingoBoingo !up mpmcsweeney
03:19 BingoBoingo SuchWow: SO your words have weight of identity
03:20 SuchWow i've stood by my words for 9 months
03:20 SuchWow in the 9 chans i op
03:20 BingoBoingo SuchWow: http://trilema.com/2013/of-men-and-mice/
03:20 assbot Of men and mice pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:20 SuchWow i just come here to learn
03:20 BingoBoingo Why care about OP
03:20 SuchWow and ppl up me like i have something to say
03:20 SuchWow i don't
03:20 fluffypony SuchWow: you register with gribble because it's a web of TRUST, not a web of TRADES
03:21 SuchWow i don't understand the topics here enough to comment on them
03:21 BingoBoingo How can we know you have nothing to say?
03:21 SuchWow but i understand they are important
03:21 SuchWow so like i said 4 weeks ago
03:21 BingoBoingo SuchWow: I mean you OP 9 channels
03:21 BingoBoingo Surely you see shit we miss
03:21 SuchWow either give me +V or just stop upping me please
03:21 SuchWow not at all, you're being ridiculous BingoBoingo
03:21 mircea_popescu <SuchWow> i have no desire to go to that site lol <fluffypony> well then you can't have perm voice. << i like how neatly this works. army-like almost.
03:21 SuchWow then cool
03:21 SuchWow so again i nicely ask
03:21 SuchWow as i've asked for weeks now
03:21 SuchWow could you please not up me unless i ask for it
03:22 SuchWow that's ALL i've ever asked
03:22 SuchWow is only because you keep doing so
03:22 SuchWow that this convo is taking place
03:22 fluffypony too late, I've already written a script to randomly up you every 1-4 days
03:22 mircea_popescu SuchWow you know i haven't did :)
03:22 BingoBoingo I drink a lot which lets me forget these things
03:22 fluffypony I can make it more frequent if you'd prefer, every 12-24 hours?
03:23 SuchWow i don't WANT voice - i just want to stop GETTING voiced for no reason, which pings me at start, and again 30 min later
03:23 RagnarDanneskjol better to do random time intervals
03:23 mircea_popescu he has a point tho.
03:23 SuchWow hence why I just say 'make me perma voice' lol
03:23 SuchWow so i don't have to even notice
03:23 mpmcsweeney hey all
03:23 mircea_popescu SuchWow i guess one way to go about it is ignore assbot.
03:23 BingoBoingo Perma voice doesn't exist here
03:23 BingoBoingo hey mpmcsweeney
03:23 mircea_popescu hello mpmcsweeney
03:23 SuchWow i joined irc in 92
03:23 mpmcsweeney I heard about this IRC through a colleague
03:23 SuchWow i've never once used the /ignore command
03:23 SuchWow i don't intend to start today
03:24 mircea_popescu now that's an accomplishment.
03:24 mpmcsweeney whats the purpose of this chat?
03:24 fluffypony mpmcsweeney: to irritate SuchWow, apparently
03:24 SuchWow mpmcsweeney: see /topic
03:24 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Write 1750 words of commentary on this post http://trilema.com/2013/of-men-and-mice/ and I'll lend you a +1 to self up
03:24 assbot Of men and mice pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
03:24 SuchWow it is to talk about bitcoin based commodities, like stocks and stuff
03:24 mpmcsweeney ooh so this is a market place
03:24 mpmcsweeney thats cool
03:24 RagnarDanneskjol bdsm, high brow vulgarity
03:24 SuchWow but where you can buy shares using cryptocurrency
03:25 mircea_popescu kakobrekla how difficult would it be to have yet another assbot list and a command. if someone goes !novoice then assbot never 30min voices them again
03:25 mpmcsweeney interesting
03:25 mpmcsweeney what kind of volume?
03:25 mircea_popescu but instead says "sorry, this person has nothing to say"
03:25 mpmcsweeney (if its possible to ask)
03:25 BingoBoingo !mpif
03:25 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021697 B (Total: 474.46 B). Delta: -0.06 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00022 BTC [+]
03:25 SuchWow mircea_popescu: see, you get me lol. and yes, i remember you being here the last time we had this conversation and so i thank you :)
03:25 SuchWow a simple solution would be
03:25 SuchWow don't voice someone who hasn't asked for it :)
03:25 Vexual ignore
03:25 SuchWow *simpler
03:25 mircea_popescu SuchWow often there are noobs here.
03:26 SuchWow because maybe one day i do want voice
03:26 mircea_popescu and i don't just mean people who don't know irc. i mean people who barely grok computers.
03:26 SuchWow oh i understand that entirely
03:26 mircea_popescu like that miss florida girl or w/e she was
03:26 SuchWow if it is newbs you wish to cater to
03:26 SuchWow than may i recommend
03:26 mpmcsweeney SuchWow you have a presence in #dogecoin no?
03:26 BingoBoingo The thing is many people get pinged for things they couldn't care less about.
03:26 mircea_popescu not wish. but sometimes people need to be here that are noobs.
03:26 SuchWow you utilize a standard irc hierarchy
03:26 BingoBoingo But that doesn't make it spam
03:26 mircea_popescu like, journos, sec comissioners and so on.
03:27 mircea_popescu willy nilly bitcoin forces a lot of fiat know nothings into here.
03:27 BingoBoingo !s reutersemily
03:27 assbot 233 results for 'reutersemily' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=reutersemily
03:27 Vexual ill train you to use ignore, it's pretty a standard doge trick
03:27 SuchWow BingoBoingo: I've been temp-upped 20+ times. I've never had one single thing to say.
03:27 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo in fairness emily was quite adept, netiquette et all.
03:27 SuchWow i refuse to use ignore. it's juvenile and immature imo
03:27 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Indeed she was
03:27 mircea_popescu well apparently sometimes it's just functional.
03:27 SuchWow i just boycotted this chan for weeks
03:27 BingoBoingo Prolly one of the best
03:27 SuchWow and this week i come back, and here we are again
03:28 mircea_popescu SuchWow you could just read the logs on the webpage i guess
03:28 Vexual well expect to get pinged
03:28 mircea_popescu if you dun wanna be here.
03:28 SuchWow i do
03:28 BingoBoingo until assbot goes down an leaves holes
03:28 SuchWow i just have nothing to say
03:28 SuchWow yet
03:28 SuchWow if i do
03:28 SuchWow i will let you know
03:28 SuchWow and ask for an up or whatever
03:28 RagnarDanneskjol seems like you're quite the chatterbox to me
03:28 mircea_popescu only when he has nothing to say :D
03:28 * BingoBoingo wonders what sort of alert SuchWow has set for IRC pings
03:28 SuchWow i've said nothing relevant to this chan
03:29 SuchWow whatever, troll me all you want
03:29 BingoBoingo SuchWow: You've said so much though in little time tonight though
03:29 SuchWow i am untrollable lol
03:29 BingoBoingo I'm serious
03:29 SuchWow ok then
03:29 mircea_popescu i am guess this whole shebang is quite revolutionary. it doesn't sit well with irc traditionz at all.
03:29 SuchWow it's just a simple popup box that flashes
03:29 Vexual many theme
03:29 BingoBoingo You are highlighting parts of the infrastructure that work well
03:29 SuchWow andthe chan is a diff color
03:29 SuchWow that's all my alert is
03:29 SuchWow but with 70 chans
03:30 SuchWow ya know?
03:30 * BingoBoingo imagined 1200 watts of sound or something
03:30 SuchWow whatever it's cool
03:30 SuchWow y'all have your own weird way of doing things
03:30 SuchWow and that;s cool
03:30 mpmcsweeney the great IRC stream
03:30 SuchWow just stop upping me unless i ask for it
03:30 BingoBoingo It will prolly only get weirder
03:30 SuchWow the people upping me know who i am
03:30 SuchWow that's why i'm asking
03:30 mircea_popescu SuchWow amusingly enough : even if you were added to assbot l2 : you probably would not up yoruself every time you joined
03:30 SuchWow if i really have something to say
03:30 BingoBoingo Well, no. You could be a nicksquatter
03:30 SuchWow i will ask
03:30 mircea_popescu and so people would STILL up you
03:31 BingoBoingo ;;ident SuchWow
03:31 gribble Nick 'SuchWow', with hostmask 'SuchWow!~SuchWow@unaffiliated/suchwow', is not identified.
03:31 SuchWow clearly i am identified
03:31 SuchWow and not a squatter
03:31 SuchWow you are now super clearly a troll
03:31 SuchWow enjoy your perma voice lol
03:31 mircea_popescu there's a special gribble ident assbot uses
03:31 mircea_popescu not the nickserv one.
03:31 mircea_popescu this is gpg-based.
03:31 SuchWow yes i know that
03:31 SuchWow i don't use -otc
03:31 BingoBoingo gribble> Nick 'SuchWow', with hostmask 'SuchWow!~SuchWow@unaffiliated/suchwow', is not identified. << WHat part of not identified is challenging?
03:32 SuchWow ok someone tell me the command i need to use to id with gribble
03:32 SuchWow and i will type that
03:32 mircea_popescu ;;eauth and ;;everify.
03:32 gribble (eauth <nick>) -- Initiate authentication for user <nick>. You must have registered a GPG key with the bot for this to work. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
03:32 SuchWow if that is what needs to be done
03:32 SuchWow ;;eauth
03:32 gribble (eauth <nick>) -- Initiate authentication for user <nick>. You must have registered a GPG key with the bot for this to work. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
03:32 decimation I guess I started all this. One way of remaining silent in the face of being upped - is to remain silent
03:32 mircea_popescu no i was just explaining that even if you did it it wouldn't help you.
03:32 SuchWow ;;eauth SuchWow
03:32 gribble Error: This nick is not registered. Please register.
03:32 RagnarDanneskjol http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets
03:32 assbot first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
03:32 BingoBoingo So ;;eregister
03:32 SuchWow ;;eregister SuchWow
03:32 gribble (eregister <nick> <keyid>) -- Register your GPG identity, associating GPG key <keyid> with <nick>. <keyid> is a 16 digit key id, with or without the '0x' prefix. We look on servers listed in 'plugins.GPG.keyservers' config. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will (1 more message)
03:33 decimation mircea_popescu: because blacks vote 99% democrat, therefore making their opinions on any political matter void << i dun think this is true. << what part, the 99% or the irrelevant?
03:33 mircea_popescu SuchWow basically, the infrastructure is new, and there isn't an answer for everoyne's needs. you're a poster child for this problem.
03:33 SuchWow it's cool i'll play the game
03:33 mircea_popescu decimation both. they doin't vote 99% for one, and if they did, their oppinions would be relevant.
03:33 SuchWow what is the GPG
03:33 mircea_popescu in the sense that with a 99% block you have nothing to gain, but a lot to lose.
03:34 mircea_popescu so you're invested in what they believe whether you like it or not.
03:34 SuchWow i will read the wiki
03:34 BingoBoingo SuchWow: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/pgpgpg-guide/
03:34 assbot PGP/GPG Guide | Bingo Blog
03:34 decimation yeah you are right, in Maryland the actual number was 97%
03:34 mircea_popescu decimation in ONE election.
03:34 mircea_popescu look at bush election say.
03:35 mircea_popescu if the democrat party puts up a 2nd generation korean dude for presidency, 99% of koreans will vote with him
03:35 mircea_popescu doth not mean they now vote democrat.
03:35 penguirker New blog post: http://thewhet.net/2014/on-selling-bitcoin-the-idea/
03:36 SuchWow way too much work, and i'm too drunk.i guess just up me when you want, and should the day come that i care, i'll set all that up
03:36 SuchWow i'll stop bitching in the meantime
03:36 SuchWow enjoy your chan
03:37 mircea_popescu The stories all take place in the town of Gini, Virginia, with the intro sequence showing a large sign displaying: “Welcome to Gini – Proud to be a Diverse and Vibrant Community.”
03:37 mircea_popescu dude haus has a brilliant idea for a series.
03:37 mircea_popescu so is he making it ?
03:37 decimation http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/US/P/00/epolls.0.html << blacks went 88% for kerry in 2004, 93% for obama in 2012
03:37 assbot CNN.com Election 2004
03:37 decimation http://www.cnn.com/election/2012/results/race/president
03:37 assbot Presidential Race - 2012 Election Center - Elections & Politics from CNN.com
03:37 fluffypony huh
03:37 fluffypony mircea_popescu
03:38 BingoBoingo SuchWow: I'm sorry if it seemed like I was trolling. Didn't realize you were hammered too.
03:38 fluffypony apparently I only have 4 trilema credits??
03:38 mircea_popescu fluffypony did your cookie expire ?
03:38 BingoBoingo fluffypony: Trilema restarted, put your cookie back in
03:38 fluffypony maybe - but then shouldn't I have 0 credits?
03:38 SuchWow it's all good
03:38 SuchWow i get the ideal here
03:38 mircea_popescu decimation seems you have a much stronger point than originally thought, re the 99%.
03:38 SuchWow and it's not a bad one
03:39 mircea_popescu fluffypony no because all new ips get 4 for free.
03:39 fluffypony Credits: 49773. What's this ?
03:39 fluffypony much better
03:39 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Basically the main problem here is... There's a premium set on being sure who is speaking
03:39 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Hence the hoops and the !uping passerby
03:39 decimation note that in 2004 *registered Democrats* went to kerry at 89%, blacks went 88%. Also note that black women went Obama in 2012 at 97%
03:39 RagnarDanneskjol http://contravex.com/2014/03/17/irc-yeshiva/
03:39 assbot IRC Yeshiva | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
03:39 decimation nationally
03:40 decimation registered democrats only went Obama 92% in 2012
03:40 SuchWow BingoBoingo: i get it. and as it seems, it ensures proper conversation is taking place
03:40 SuchWow and as far as irc is concerned, it's really not a bad tactic
03:40 mircea_popescu decimation i never really gas about the race politics in the us, so all this is news to me.
03:40 SuchWow i just wish someone could've explained it like that to me months ago when i first arrived :)
03:41 fluffypony SuchWow: I linked you to a blog post about it
03:41 * BingoBoingo went quiet from the time logs were introduced to the time MP started the Eve corp... pretty sure other people miss my silence
03:41 mircea_popescu SuchWow a month ago you hadn't talked enough for us to know enough about you to know it'd be beneficial.
03:41 SuchWow and possibly it IS explained in the topic. but whoever reads that lol
03:41 fluffypony and you chose not to click and read
03:41 SuchWow i've NEVER ONCE talked here lol\
03:41 mircea_popescu exactly.
03:41 SuchWow except about this lol
03:41 Vexual many irc
03:41 mircea_popescu it's the crying baby that gets the teat.
03:41 SuchWow yet i was upped 20 times anyways lol
03:42 SuchWow anyhow this is silly
03:42 SuchWow yes it is my fault for not reading
03:42 SuchWow partially your fault for endlessly upping me
03:42 SuchWow it's all good
03:42 BingoBoingo no
03:42 SuchWow go back to your on topic convos lol
03:42 BingoBoingo ;;google malpidity
03:42 gribble Malpidity | Bingo Blog: <http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/04/malpidity/>; The Idiocrats | Bingo Blog: <http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/08/05/the-idiocrats/>; Ethics | Bingo Blog: <http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/category/ethics/>
03:43 mircea_popescu ;;ud glasshole
03:43 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glasshole | A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world. Glasshole: "Glass do this, Glass do that." Co-rider: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the  ...
03:43 mircea_popescu they got that!
03:43 Vexual kimdotcom's political apirations are getting bigger than his appetite for cheezeburgers after assets re-frozen
03:43 BingoBoingo Inquiry is never wrong until your dick explores to find out if that scab was safe or not
03:44 decimation Vexual: can you explain new zealand politics to me? it seems a cross between get-off-my-lawn and communism
03:45 Vexual yeah that t sounds approximately true, i don't know much
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03:45 BingoBoingo !b 2
03:45 fluffypony SuchWow: one of my dogs just epitomised my reaction to this entire conversation - http://i.imgur.com/nQujc5S.jpg
03:47 Vexual lol im green
03:47 SuchWow fluffypony: yeah that's just about how i've felt both times
03:50 BingoBoingo Is it just me or does hanbot blog with an unstated anger and foreboding that seldom comes through in mircea_popescu posts because mircea_popescu need not give a fuck
03:51 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i was just thinking, wow look at that, all he had to do is ask.
03:52 BingoBoingo It is truly astounding
03:56 BingoBoingo The SuchWow conversation was much like why I found this situation so lulzy https://bitcoinfoundation.org/2014/08/a-bitcoin-backbone/ when I linked it yesterday
03:56 assbot A Bitcoin Backbone | The Bitcoin Foundation
03:57 BingoBoingo It wasn't one of the muppets doing something useless and taking it on that the foundation was forced to highlight, but Bluematt introducing an if you can mine this helps, but otherwise things are as they always have been
03:58 mircea_popescu !up SuchWow
03:58 SuchWow BingoBoingo: what do you mean by that?
03:59 SuchWow because i've read both, and i don't see the comparison
03:59 BingoBoingo SuchWow: While the "core devs" endlessly debate a utxo command... Bluemat introduced a subnet for miners that allows them some optimization that has had the potential to be there all along.
04:00 SuchWow right i get that. what does that have to do with the conversation you all had with me earlier?
04:00 BingoBoingo SuchWow: Well imagine yourself a "core dev" imagining anyone gets automatic +v in this chan to avoid "getting pinged"
04:01 SuchWow i've never once suggested that just anyone should get automatic +v
04:01 SuchWow that's ridiculous
04:01 SuchWow all i said was
04:01 SuchWow once you +v someone a dozen times
04:01 Vexual anyone not veryone
04:01 SuchWow why not go ahead and perma it?
04:02 BingoBoingo All this time you've imagined the fault was in others curiosity about you, when the problem is joining a channel and imagining people won't be curious
04:02 SuchWow not at all
04:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform pity handle turns the entire thing into such a sad pro-govt piece.
04:02 mircea_popescu he did start with good points.
04:02 SuchWow the people +ving me know who i am lol
04:03 BingoBoingo I have no idea who you are.
04:03 SuchWow you're not the one +ving me
04:03 BingoBoingo I often am +v'ing you
04:03 Vexual i v+d you
04:03 Vexual you barked, i didnt understand
04:03 SuchWow i've never 'barked' here lol
04:03 assbot Last 7 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0F7ATG1.txt )
04:03 BingoBoingo !b 7
04:04 SuchWow nor anywhere for that matter
04:04 Vexual steele down ginny
04:05 SuchWow anyhow, peace be with you all
04:05 SuchWow and gl with your assets
04:06 BingoBoingo !down SuchWow
04:06 BingoBoingo !up SuchWow
04:07 Vexual don't annoy it, it might bite
04:08 SuchWow i won't, and i'm not an it, but thanks
04:08 SuchWow very kind of you all
04:08 Vexual girl or boy?
04:08 BingoBoingo Vexual: What good ole boy hasn't read Ole Yeller?
04:08 punkman don't go hiding under the bed now
04:10 BingoBoingo !up ColinT2
04:10 BingoBoingo Hello ColinT2
04:10 BingoBoingo ;;ticker -- market all
04:10 gribble (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Bitstamp. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
04:10 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
04:11 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 503.61, vol: 14868.49085206 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 499.93, vol: 3963.18673 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 502.0, vol: 7492.16425724 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 536.15, vol: 10.96877017 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 498.372252, vol: 29018.17490000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 529.95437, vol: 9.2990123 | Volume-weighted last average: 500.39418439
04:11 SuchWow wow forget you all, sorry i even spoke
04:12 * Vexual pats the nice doge
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04:12 BingoBoingo !b 2
04:14 punkman !up RedStallion
04:14 punkman !up random_cat_
04:15 punkman !up phish
04:15 BingoBoingo !up KleinDe
04:15 punkman !up cowloon
04:15 BingoBoingo !up zling__
04:16 BingoBoingo !u[ pharesim
04:16 BingoBoingo !up toddf
04:16 xmj good morning
04:16 BingoBoingo Morning
04:16 Vexual hi
04:18 Vexual can we call atc bits bones?
04:19 Vexual ThickAsThieves?
04:19 punkman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVSnqxXApH0
04:19 assbot Maersk Gunhilde, South China Sea - South China Mall, China - 4K Time Lapse by Toby Smith - YouTube
04:21 Vexual gopro or blackmagic?
04:21 punkman blackmagic has 4k now? cool
04:22 punkman thing needs more buttons less touch screen
04:25 decimation punkman: careful, you might be upping people maliciously.
04:25 punkman I was going for an animal themed name theme
04:26 mircea_popescu punkman splendid.
04:27 punkman !up kermit
04:34 punkman http://hellogiggles.com/awesome-new-invention-date-rape-drug-detecting-nail-polish
04:34 assbot Amazing New Invention: A Nail Polish That Detects Date Rape Drugs
04:34 Vexual wake up: chipped
04:35 punkman https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvqYNQ5IcAAAvB7.jpg:large
04:42 Vexual !up Heysteve dinosaw
04:42 HeySteve hey
04:42 Vexual hi
04:44 Vexual !up RedStallion
04:45 Vexual !up random_cat_
04:47 Vexual !up trixisowned abathingape
04:50 Vexual theres a `walked into a bar' joke there somewehre
04:51 Vexual cat: ill just lick my balls
04:51 Vexual horse: ill watch the cat
04:57 mircea_popescu "An undergraduate team at North Carolina State University might have just revolutionized your make-up drawer. The four students are working to develop a"
04:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25300 @ 0.00063809 = 16.1437 BTC [+]
04:57 mircea_popescu not quite the same as the title.
04:58 punkman it's not equivalent?
04:59 mircea_popescu equivalent it is, just... nisi valent.
05:00 Vexual dinosaur: i just got deja vu
05:01 Vexual frog: plays piano
05:04 Vexual best trick is, the nail polis doesn't work
05:05 Vexual it got swapped out earlier in the evening
05:05 mircea_popescu Vexual you saying the dorks in the photo are moles working for the international directorate of date rape ?
05:06 HeySteve http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0102772
05:06 assbot PLOS ONE: The Science of Style: In Fashion, Colors Should Match Only Moderately
05:06 Vexual that was my fiirst impressing
05:09 Vexual put your fingers in the drink
05:09 Vexual yep, you're in the wrong place
05:21 Vexual invent pinky paint that detects pure flake, winrar
05:31 mircea_popescu invent a condom package that detects eager sluts, save on all the rohypnol biz.
05:34 Vexual they're going about things all wrong
05:42 assbot usagi +v failed; L1: 0, L2: -5
05:43 Vexual !up usagi monkey
05:46 Vexual tathagata, the father buddah, said, "With out thoughts, we make thw world."
05:46 usagi with out or with our?
05:46 Vexual with rabbit, with
05:47 Vexual that was a typo
05:47 usagi It's a real shame that stuff like buddhism is regarded as esoteric
05:48 usagi It really should have been able to merge itself a bit more into normal culture
05:48 Vexual well...
05:48 Vexual i aint the dalai lama
05:49 Vexual but im pretty sure its laregly esoteric and also normal
05:50 Vexual id wager theres more buddhists than whatever you do
05:52 * usagi sips coffee
05:52 HeySteve this looks like a clever scam: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-22/south-africa-reels-unexpected-bailout-one-bank-has-modest-proposal-give-us-your-gold
05:52 assbot As South Africa Reels From Unexpected Bailout, One Bank Has A Modest Proposal: Give Us Your Gold | Zero Hedge
05:52 HeySteve wonder how long before some respectable financial institution (cough) tries this with Bitcoin
05:53 usagi "In other words, for the first time "holding" gold will pay a dividend (or in this case, interest)."
05:53 usagi I don't even know where to begin with stuff like that
05:53 HeySteve yeah, how can not holding it be holding it?
05:53 usagi Almost every single word in the sentence is wrong
05:54 usagi Well steve, there is a difference between zero value and positive zero
05:54 usagi Like if I promise to give you a thousand dollars at some point in the future, that has value
05:57 HeySteve ;;gettrust usagi
05:57 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask usagi!~tsukino22@unaffiliated/tsukino. Trust relationship from user HeySteve to user usagi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -3 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=HeySteve&dest=usagi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=usagi | Rated since: Mon Jun 18 12:33:55 2012
05:57 HeySteve well not $1000 worth
05:57 usagi "Investors may not hold gold in unwrought form according to South African law;" lol
05:58 chetty <usagi> Like if I promise to give you a thousand dollars at some point in the future, that has value//only if your promise has value
05:59 usagi actual and perceived value being completely different.. in the case of the bank the perceived value is probably very high.. The banks around here have been doing the same sort of thing for years
05:59 usagi They allow you to invest in gold but they don't actually give you the gold.
05:59 usagi It's actually impossible to ever redeem it. But the banks promise that they will buy back the gold you have on account with them should you want to sell it
06:02 HeySteve on the face of it, the bank must relend the gold in order to pay the interest
06:02 chetty <usagi> actual and perceived value being completely different..//being the root of much evil
06:02 HeySteve so it's not just trusting the bank, but their counterparties too
06:02 HeySteve not sure why anyone would go for this, but you always get idiots
06:02 usagi Hmm yes and no
06:02 HeySteve the interest rate is way too low for the risk imo
06:03 usagi Let's say you have a reasonable amount of gold, more than a kilo say
06:03 usagi If the wrong people find out it's in your house, they will come and get it from you (and they will, and they will get it)
06:03 usagi Especially if you're in the wrong country at the time
06:03 usagi So who's going to hold your gold... Normally you have to pay for such a service but here come these nice people offering to pay you money to hold it for you
06:04 HeySteve hmm well gold does have its holding costs
06:04 HeySteve a secret buried treasure chest is a lot more secure than a bank vault I'd say
06:05 HeySteve it's like cold wallet... or coinbase?
06:07 punkman private key being the gps coordinates
06:07 usagi The only way I can imagine someone paying you to invest your gold with them is if they were selling it for an inflated price. I used to do that with TU.SILVER, I front-loaded my fee and the shipping cost into the share price
06:07 xmj huh
06:08 usagi But in any other case, if you give someone your gold and they pay you to hold it, the deal is that at some point in the future you won't be able to get it back
06:08 ThickAsThieves this conversation is making me dumb
06:08 xmj usagi: swiss banks have gold-denominated accounts
06:08 usagi Gold is really simple to understand
06:08 usagi You should be able to get this
06:08 punkman lol
06:08 ThickAsThieves not what i meant
06:08 xmj of course it's simple.
06:09 usagi Well what do you mean then tat?
06:09 ThickAsThieves dont sweat it
06:10 usagi hehehe
06:11 usagi The value of gold expands to cover every other asset in the world including bitcoin
06:12 ThickAsThieves ...
06:12 usagi Aha.
06:14 ThickAsThieves beta me to it
06:14 ThickAsThieves beat*
06:14 assbot usagi +v failed; L1: 0, L2: -5
06:18 Vexual !up usagi
06:18 usagi Tat if you have anything of value to add, so so.
06:19 usagi do so* :p
06:20 Vexual the man who shakes his head cannot see the way forward
06:21 mircea_popescu fluffypony yeah, how's stuff there ?
06:21 mircea_popescu !down usagi
06:21 mircea_popescu fucking derpage.
06:22 fluffypony lol
06:23 fluffypony btw - that Michael O. Church article got sent to me today by a friend
06:23 fluffypony "this is such an amazing experiment, I'm going to try this when I next look for a job!"
06:23 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
06:23 mircea_popescu lol.
06:24 mircea_popescu well.. wish him luck.
06:24 punkman re: derpxperiments https://experiment.com/
06:24 assbot Experiment | Crowdfunding Platform for Scientific Research
06:24 mircea_popescu and i dunno why zh is making such a big deal out of it. a bond anchored to gold. what's so strange about it ?
06:24 mircea_popescu the us reneged about 50 billion worth of them under fdr.
06:25 mircea_popescu but anyway, fluffypony, still optimistic re sa ?
06:25 fluffypony mircea_popescu: yes
06:25 xmj why:)
06:25 mircea_popescu i wish i could find a way to bitbet this. "sa is going to shit in a handbasket"
06:25 fluffypony well
06:25 xmj shift how?
06:26 Vexual 20 million dead and half at the border from lead poisoning
06:26 fluffypony that's entirely possible, MP
06:26 xmj hm
06:26 fluffypony and we're ready to move if it happens
06:26 fluffypony but it's also possible it won't happen
06:26 mircea_popescu jewland too. it's just not in the cards for that continent, having civilised countries there.
06:26 Vexual no shit
06:26 xmj exit plans are good.
06:26 fluffypony so we're going to sweat it out
06:26 mircea_popescu it's supposed to be a hunting reservation.
06:27 xmj fluffypony: just make sure you have enough cash to bribe your way out, and a guy who can drive you through obstacles like borders and has been in the infantry.
06:27 mircea_popescu they have their cat...
06:27 Vexual drive outta za?
06:27 fluffypony Vexual: to Bots
06:27 xmj well you can take a Helicopter if you have one.
06:27 Vexual 200 miles of zombies?
06:27 Vexual *2000
06:27 xmj I don't have a helicopter
06:27 fluffypony lol Vexual - as opposed to NZ where all you can hope to do is swim?
06:27 fluffypony :-P
06:28 fluffypony mircea_popescu: the timelines are also interesting - if it goes to shit we'll be out long before it gets there
06:28 fluffypony we're both EU citizens, so bailing out is a non-issue
06:28 mircea_popescu not unless you get boiled like teh frog.
06:28 Vexual you'll be selling infrasructure to half of africa before you break a sweat
06:28 xmj fluffypony: what exactly do you expect for RSA's future?
06:29 mircea_popescu lol ok. most of the people at katyn were eu citizens too.
06:30 fluffypony xmj: I think there will be a to-and-fro for a few more generations - whether it does a "slippery slope" on either side of the scale remains to be seen, but once its worn itself out and theres more social equilibrium it'll be stable
06:30 xmj to-and-fro what?
06:30 xmj nice, i have 15min more to procrastinate.
06:31 mircea_popescu fluffypony is this predicated on the general theory that the world is by and large a friendly place and most seeds once planted reach maturity and fruition ?
06:32 fluffypony nah - people are basically full of crpa
06:32 fluffypony *crap
06:32 fluffypony xmj, to-and-fro in terms of extremes
06:32 fluffypony I mean
06:32 fluffypony you've got a large population that was opressed
06:32 xmj I understand
06:32 fluffypony and, by and large, didn't have opportunities for social improvement and education
06:32 xmj I don't know which extremese
06:32 xmj extremes*
06:33 fluffypony so now there are people who *didn't* grow up under Apartheid who are in power
06:33 fluffypony but they still carry baggage
06:33 fluffypony because they had a shit childhood as a direct or indirect result
06:33 fluffypony in another 1 or 2 or 3 generations that excuse no longer holds water
06:33 mircea_popescu but after the African Bank bailout, why would anyone pay up on anything they owe to a bank there ? uncollateralized i mean.
06:34 fluffypony then you have a shit childhood because your parents are idiotic or because of circumstances, not because of something that happened in the past
06:34 mircea_popescu the justifications lake was never drawn dry.
06:34 fluffypony mircea_popescu: yeah it's a tough one
06:34 fluffypony I'm oba-observing and seeing how things play out
06:34 mircea_popescu take the us as a fine example. the black ~~~minority~~~ there STILL thinks it's your fault.
06:34 mircea_popescu and you don't even live there.
06:35 fluffypony yeah the US is an interesting case
06:35 fluffypony it's been, what, 80 years since slavery went out the window?
06:35 fluffypony I don't keep track
06:35 mircea_popescu got any example where the people with a good excuse generally went off the dole and built something ?
06:36 xmj hmm
06:36 xmj fluffypony: if your parents are idiots there's a 40%-80% chance you're an idiot yourself
06:36 fluffypony xmj: word
06:37 mircea_popescu i doubt intelligence even figures into all of this.
06:37 xmj i'm currently reading my way through The Bell Curve, it's illuminating.
06:37 mircea_popescu your average busker is pretty smart, yet it won't do much to have an islandful of buskers.
06:37 xmj mircea_popescu: intelligence and poverty are related more often than not.
06:37 fluffypony aight, I'm busy making stew - having people round for supper
06:37 fluffypony http://www.my-easy-cooking.com/2010/04/13/green-bean-stew-another-south-african-classic/
06:37 assbot Green Bean Stew - Another South African classic! - My Easy Cooking
06:37 fluffypony bbl
06:37 mircea_popescu only in certain sorts of systems xmj
06:37 xmj cheers fluffypony
06:37 xmj mircea_popescu: yes, all of them.
06:37 HeySteve http://www.isteve.com/IQ_Table.htm <- worth a look when trying to guess the future of nations
06:38 assbot IQandtheWealthofNations--LynnandVanhanen--datatableofnationalmeanIQstudiessummarizedbySteveSailer
06:38 mircea_popescu no. in all of them, will and poverty are related. this is why determined but unintelligent mobsters do well everywhere all the time,
06:38 mircea_popescu whereas pencilneck kids only do well in certain places.
06:38 xmj HeySteve: tldr asia will domnate once they get their shit together.
06:38 HeySteve dumb mobsters may do well for themselves, but they'll drive a nation down if they're too dominant
06:39 chetty <mircea_popescu> take the us as a fine example. the black ~~~minority~~~ there STILL thinks it's your fault.// holder recently talked about how horrid it was when he got stopped and searched, the fail is that whites get stopped to but thats 'normal', blacks are only stopped because they are black ...
06:39 mircea_popescu HeySteve that's a complicated argument. the scant examples for your azn theory, for instance, all come from mobsters.
06:40 mircea_popescu the azn tigers are simply the net effect of a mob getting in power and pushing the gas to the floor.
06:41 HeySteve well I'd say we have a kleptocracy here, and the results have been poor
06:41 mircea_popescu where is here ?
06:41 HeySteve south africa
06:41 mircea_popescu o you live there too ?
06:41 HeySteve yep!
06:41 HeySteve not at the coast like fluffypony
06:42 xmj HeySteve: kleptocracy is yet another name for democracy
06:42 mircea_popescu i have nfi, i mean from where i'm sitting it looks pretty bad and with a worse outlook, then fluffy is all like happy go lucky everything will be fine.
06:42 mircea_popescu it totally throws me.
06:42 mircea_popescu but yes, xmj is on point. kleptocracy != a mob.
06:42 HeySteve xmj yeah I intended it to say we have mobsters in charge here
06:42 mircea_popescu but do you ?
06:42 HeySteve prez up on fraud and rape charges, diverted millions to build a palace, etc.
06:43 mircea_popescu nero isn't the fucking mob. nero is just nero.
06:44 xmj mircea_popescu: democracy is the mob in charge
06:44 mircea_popescu xmj i was talking the mob as in cosa nostra, not the mob as in mobile vulgus.
06:45 Vexual not on charges
06:45 mircea_popescu Vexual one day in charge, next day on charges, eh vex ?
06:46 HeySteve SA is pretty unstable. very high unemployment and widespread poverty, a vocal revolutaionry marxist leader gaining support...
06:46 HeySteve I can't say I'm optimistic
06:46 mircea_popescu so why are you staying ?
06:47 HeySteve looking for the right place to move to
06:48 mircea_popescu argentina, forgetaboutit.
06:48 HeySteve why did you choose argentina?
06:49 mircea_popescu cause it rocks.
06:49 chetty dollar blue 13.7
06:49 HeySteve friends with a family from there, heard a lot of good things
06:49 mircea_popescu chetty by now whenever i change it jumps, for crying out loud.
06:50 chetty you move the market
06:50 Vexual every time he paso dobles
06:50 mircea_popescu if that's the case i should be moving it the other way lol
06:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5000 @ 0.00122538 = 6.1269 BTC [-] {18}
06:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 473 @ 0.0012 = 0.5676 BTC [-] {6}
06:51 punkman mircea_popescu: are the convenience stores selling bitcoin already?
06:52 mircea_popescu nah.
06:53 HeySteve hmm will a small amount of bitcoin let me afford to live like a king in argentina yet?
06:53 punkman no
06:54 mircea_popescu no, but you can probably find work, seeing how 60%ish of the population works in the gray and black market.
06:55 Vexual 256 ghanan kids in '65 scored 79iq drawing a man: 128 drew them with 3 legs
06:55 HeySteve yeah I'd say it's between South America and Australia / New Zealand
06:55 HeySteve mircea_popescu is English fairly widely spoken there?
06:55 mircea_popescu nope.
06:56 HeySteve ah that'd be the biggest challenge then, OZ / NZ is more about the money
06:56 mircea_popescu A weary old lecher named Blott took a luscious young blond to his yacht.
06:56 mircea_popescu Too lazy to rape her he made darts out of paper, which he leisurely tossed at her twat.
06:56 mircea_popescu HeySteve learn a language, it won't kill ye.
06:56 Vexual guatamala ie
06:57 fluffypony HeySteve: Zuma is no worse than Obama signing off on what the NSA does - at least what Zuma does is blatant and obvious, and not sinister and hidden
06:58 fluffypony besides - he's uneducated, he has a Grade 6 education
06:58 mircea_popescu that's an unexpected defense.
06:58 mircea_popescu that too.
06:58 fluffypony I'll take mildly incompetent and a little greedy from having grown up poor and uneducated
06:58 mircea_popescu does this reduce to a no malice for reason of plain stupidity plea ?
06:58 fluffypony over sinister and devious in the name of "protection"
06:59 fluffypony know thine enemy
06:59 HeySteve fluffypony, it limits what he can get away with in secret, sure...
06:59 HeySteve but it also limits my expectation of sensible forward planning
07:00 fluffypony yeah but which country has leadership with sensible forward planning? Norway?
07:00 fluffypony a country led by a visionary will be let down by the incompetence of those executing that vision
07:00 fluffypony a country led by somone incompetent at least has a chance to be propped up by the few competent ones in the middle tiers of governance
07:00 HeySteve there's a few I'd trust to ensure basic infrastructure is maintained and expanded as necessary
07:00 ThickAsThieves i was waiting at the auto repair shop a few mos ago and an old man was writing and reading limericks to me
07:00 fluffypony but every human system of leadership is flawed
07:01 ThickAsThieves stuff about the dealership
07:01 ThickAsThieves corny but fun
07:01 Vexual im stealing that one
07:02 mircea_popescu fluffypony personally, i'm looking for visionaries i personally know.
07:02 mircea_popescu it's a system that always worked well for me.
07:03 fluffypony meh - I've just written human leadership off as flawed and unworkable
07:03 fluffypony so I'll comply with whatever I am obligated to comply with by virtue of my chosen country of residence
07:03 fluffypony but beyond that I ignore them
07:03 mircea_popescu heh. you need better friends. human leadership rox.
07:04 fluffypony mircea_popescu: I'm already a benevolent dictator in my own little fish-pond, so it's not like I need to concern myself with those governmental humans that consider themselves my leaders :-P
07:05 mircea_popescu hehe i guess that works.
07:05 Vexual perhaps you're a communist
07:06 fluffypony Vexual: well I did marry a German...
07:07 fluffypony and she's from East Germany
07:07 mircea_popescu An amazon giantess named Dunne let a midget screw her for fun.
07:07 mircea_popescu But the poor little runt was engulfed in her cunt and re-born as the twin of his son.
07:08 fluffypony hah hah
07:08 fluffypony <3
07:08 fluffypony https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=748767.0
07:08 assbot Some Altcoin poetry
07:08 fluffypony I wrote a couple there
07:09 mircea_popescu An architect fellow named Yoric could, when feeling euphoric, display for selection three kinds of erection- Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric.
07:10 mircea_popescu fluffypony why do they hate on you so ?
07:10 mircea_popescu fucking idiots those people, you can show them a finger, they can say what's wrong with it.
07:11 fluffypony I guess he didn't like being corrected :-P
07:11 Vexual thrice
07:11 mircea_popescu fluffypony has it ever occured to you that perhaps you're picking up habits and forming expectations of the world here that'll make it difficult to fit in the rest of the internets ?
07:12 fluffypony heh
07:13 fluffypony I once had a girlfriend break up with me because I kept correcting her 11 year old sister's grammar (kid's gotta learn before it becomes too ingrained, yo)
07:13 fluffypony so I guess I've always been an opinionated prick :-P
07:13 mircea_popescu uh
07:14 mircea_popescu how the fuck does that work, shouldn't sisters enjoy their sibling;s torment ?
07:14 fluffypony she was from the Overprotective R Us school of thought
07:14 chetty nah, not sisters with some age spread, mothering instincts kick in
07:15 mircea_popescu chetty ah good point'
07:15 mircea_popescu fluffypony was she over 18 ?
07:15 fluffypony yes
07:15 mircea_popescu so you see what you did wrong there.
07:15 mircea_popescu were she 15 you'd have been fine.
07:15 fluffypony well I was 20 or 21 at the time
07:16 fluffypony I was trying out someone my age
07:17 mircea_popescu speaking of which, "An old electronic designer had designs on a minor named Dinah. He couldn't carry them out for his prick was too stout, and too small was the minor's vagina."
07:17 mircea_popescu check out what FILTH!!1 gets distributed with linux
07:17 mircea_popescu into the unsuspecting homes of erryday goodfolk.
07:17 fluffypony lol
07:17 fluffypony arrest them!
07:18 mircea_popescu off with their heads.
07:19 mircea_popescu An old man at the Folies Bergere had a jock, a most wondrous affair:It snipped off a twat-curl from each new chorus girl, and he had a wig made of the hair.
07:19 Textual http://online.wsj.com/articles/ebola-virus-firsts-suspected-case-in-ireland-1408703882
07:19 assbot Ebola Virus: Dead Irishman Tests Negative - WSJ
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09:06 ThickAsThieves http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/seal-steals-fish-fisherman-boat-1382810646V.gif
09:06 ThickAsThieves the bird was too slow
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10:51 chetty http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28913165
10:51 assbot BBC News - Iceland issues Bardarbunga volcano red alert
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11:52 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu pity handle turns the entire thing into such a sad pro-govt piece << no surprises here.
11:52 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:57 asciilifeform 'international directorate of date rape'
11:57 * asciilifeform chokes
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 6.26743460 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 545 satoshi per share
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12:04 * kakobrekla performs heimlich maneuver on asciilifeform
12:04 * asciilifeform spits out more lulz
12:05 kakobrekla hehe
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12:38 TomServo !up SuchWow
12:41 kakobrekla lol not this again
12:43 TomServo sorry, I couldn't resist
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13:13 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu maryland excepted. i have nfi idea what it's even for << it's where they keep ft. meade. (largest employer, largest consumer of mains current, per public stats.)
13:13 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:15 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu they also have many other similar шарашкаs here; in most cases, readily spotted with the naked eye on account of the highly-ritualized architectural style.
13:15 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:21 asciilifeform (what style? gigantic plate-glass window walls that never let through office light - they're painted black on the inside; the seemingly-mandatory wrought-iron fence, with steel cable trusses - nominally against terrorist trucks (TM); archaically-massive satellite antennae; a few other features broadly known to anyone who looks with any regularity.)
13:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8200 @ 0.00063841 = 5.235 BTC [+] {2}
13:24 asciilifeform any folks here living in u.s. colonies (read: nato) are welcome to comment re: whether such brutalist monstrosities blot your landscape as well.
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14:00 chetty asciilifeform, got any opinion on that lovely little volcano?
14:02 asciilifeform chetty: looks like a potential rehash of '10.
14:09 chetty If this one actually blows its likely to be bigger, I think
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14:44 danielpbarron !up BlueMeanie4
14:44 BlueMeanie4 heya Daniel
14:44 danielpbarron hello :D
14:44 BlueMeanie4 so how do buy options/futures?
14:45 danielpbarron ;;rate BlueMeanie4 1 https://twitter.com/BlueMeanie4
14:45 assbot Blue Meanie (BlueMeanie4) auf Twitter
14:45 gribble Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
14:46 BlueMeanie4 is there some kind of docs for this?
14:46 BlueMeanie4 my works on altchain describe how to do options/futures/bonds using a block chain
14:46 danielpbarron BlueMeanie4, http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/wot_and_reputation
14:46 assbot wot_and_reputation [bitcoin assets wiki]
14:46 BlueMeanie4 ah ok
14:47 BlueMeanie4 danke
14:47 danielpbarron you're welcome
14:48 BlueMeanie4 has anyone tried to build a more usable interface to this?
14:49 danielpbarron I think it's come up, but I don't think it gets more usable than this.
14:50 danielpbarron irc is a great catalyst for WoT related activities
14:51 BlueMeanie4 well you could expand the markets for these instruments
14:51 BlueMeanie4 maybe usable for you- a techie :) :) :)
14:52 danielpbarron it is a useful barrier to entry
14:52 danielpbarron keeps out the undesirables
14:52 BlueMeanie4 lol ok
14:54 BlueMeanie4 ok so read that WOT page- doesnt describe the instruments
14:56 danielpbarron do you have a PGP key?
14:56 BlueMeanie4 sure
14:57 danielpbarron ;;echo BlueMeanie4, [eregister]
14:57 gribble BlueMeanie4, (eregister <nick> <keyid>) -- Register your GPG identity, associating GPG key <keyid> with <nick>. <keyid> is a 16 digit key id, with or without the '0x' prefix. We look on servers listed in 'plugins.GPG.keyservers' config. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your (1 more message)
14:58 danielpbarron more
14:58 danielpbarron ;;more
14:58 gribble passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
14:59 danielpbarron https://twitter.com/BlueMeanie4/status/500347361726857216
14:59 assbot /hashtag/BTER?src=hash got hacked, hacker stole 5% of all /hashtag/NXT?src=hash. hacker sending ransom demands to BTER team using the NXT /hashtag/blockchain?src=hash: https://t.co/7mdXkp2lL4
14:59 BlueMeanie4 ok dont have time to do this right now
14:59 danielpbarron it can also be done with a Bitcoin address
14:59 BlueMeanie4 Dbarron- you like that tweet? :)
14:59 danielpbarron ;;echo BlueMeanie4, [bcregister]
14:59 gribble BlueMeanie4, (bcregister <nick> <bitcoinaddress>) -- Register your identity, associating bitcoin address key <bitcoinaddress> with <nick>. <bitcoinaddress> should be a standard-type bitcoin address, starting with 1. You will be given a random passphrase to sign with your address key, and submit to the bot with the 'bcverify' command. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
14:59 danielpbarron BlueMeanie4, ya
15:00 BlueMeanie4 haha were you around when all that crap happened?
15:00 BlueMeanie4 im far too honest for the crypto world
15:01 BlueMeanie4 NXT isnt secure- theyre addressing some important ideas that have been floating around for a while- but not doing it securely or faithfully
15:01 danielpbarron then you will get along well here
15:01 BlueMeanie4 great, I've been reading Mircea Popescu lately- enjoy his writings
15:01 BlueMeanie4 cant say how accurate they are though
15:02 BlueMeanie4 this is interesting : http://trilema.com/2012/how-does-one-list-on-mpex/
15:02 assbot How does one list on MPEx ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
15:03 BlueMeanie4 this is precisely the issue they were having at NXT. People issuing ponzi assets, in particular jl777
15:03 BlueMeanie4 no reporting or filing standards at all.
15:03 BlueMeanie4 so I wanted to introduce them in a package called 'Virtual Corporations' which were a crypto way of having trustees over accounts and few other features
15:04 BlueMeanie4 so it looks like Mircea has the vision, just doesnt have the technology developed
15:04 danielpbarron what are you talking about?
15:05 BlueMeanie4 not sure if these things are particularly associated with this channel...
15:05 BlueMeanie4 could be off topic
15:07 danielpbarron nothing is off-topic as long as it's well said
15:07 BlueMeanie4 ok so what are you not following?
15:07 danielpbarron what technology isn't developed?
15:08 BlueMeanie4 ill take a closer look at it
15:09 BlueMeanie4 we were looking at way to automate rating and a format to index securities and such
15:10 BlueMeanie4 in particular i find crypto-bond markets interesting
15:11 danielpbarron what do you think of counterparty? (XCP)
15:13 BlueMeanie4 generally warm to it, but i think piggybacking the block chain is ultimately doomed
15:13 BlueMeanie4 also some of their metaphors for finance are irregular, weird, and possibly broken
15:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9912 @ 0.00063842 = 6.328 BTC [+]
15:14 danielpbarron why do you think piggybacking the blockchain is doomed? do you mean the devs will nix it?
15:14 BlueMeanie4 its a complex subject, we explored all this stuff during the color coins discussions
15:20 Apocalyptic <BlueMeanie4> NXT isnt secure // is NXT the PoS thing ?
15:21 Apocalyptic if so it's inherently insecure yeah, mainly because you can "mine" at any point in the chain,without committing ressources
15:22 Apocalyptic !up BlueMeanie4
15:23 BlueMeanie4 obviously this isnt the place for a friendly chat- you can PM me if you want
15:24 asciilifeform punkman: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvqYNQ5IcAAAvB7.jpg:large << far better, https://www.flickr.com/photos/bradkelly/5998485106
15:24 assbot Is your washroom breeding Bolsheviks? #papertowels #advertising | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
15:25 Apocalyptic I'm amazed at the trust people put into PoS, but then again after seeing the investment section of bitcointalk it isn't that surprising
15:25 asciilifeform ^ first saw that one on a wall in school! (u.s. school; history class)
15:25 Apocalyptic BlueMeanie4, why do you say that ? it is, as long as you have something interesting to say people will !up you
15:26 BlueMeanie4 hey if the mod is going to silence me for no voiced reason mid conversation- why bother?
15:26 asciilifeform re: nail polish poison detector << how many cases of dysentery from the finger dips.
15:26 Apocalyptic BlueMeanie4, it's a bot
15:27 BlueMeanie4 oh is it?
15:27 BlueMeanie4 i feel better now :) lol
15:27 danielpbarron you get 30 minutes of voice per !up
15:27 BlueMeanie4 i guess ill try to be more concise. Mirceau's blog makes me want to learn Romanian.
15:30 BlueMeanie4 the writing is spectacular :)
15:30 Apocalyptic yeah Mircea knows how to write indeed
15:31 Apocalyptic though truffles would argue
15:32 BlueMeanie4 ha it reminds me of yiddush literature very similar
15:32 BingoBoingo ;;seen truffles
15:32 BingoBoingo !up usagi
15:33 chetty good news is he doesn't write in Romanian anymore, all English these days
15:33 BlueMeanie4 ya the way he uses english is just brilliant
15:33 asciilifeform the other good news is that it is possible to learn languages.
15:33 asciilifeform some folks will warn you that this requires lost ancient technology - don't believe.
15:33 BlueMeanie4 romanian is a odd one
15:33 BlueMeanie4 acsii lol
15:34 chetty odd and hard
15:34 Apocalyptic ascii, it is, but from a certain age it becomes exponentially difficult to master ir
15:34 Apocalyptic *it
15:34 asciilifeform exponentially difficult << 'learn' for translating a diplomat - perhaps hard; reading articles in your armchair slowly - not so hard
15:35 BingoBoingo Apocalyptic: This is why I use booze to keep my brain supple
15:35 Apocalyptic asciilifeform, you got a point
15:36 asciilifeform just be sure never to confess to knowing a language - or people might speak it to you, and that'll be a little like work.
15:36 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> any folks here living in u.s. colonies (read: nato) are welcome to comment re: whether such brutalist monstrosities blot your landscape as well. << Scattered throughout the towns on the West side of Scott Airforce base in the Metro east are low rise versions of this
15:36 BlueMeanie4 plus you can pretend you dont understand their insults
15:37 Apocalyptic <BingoBoingo> Apocalyptic: This is why I use booze to keep my brain supple // how well does that work ?
15:37 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: they're traditionally 1-3 floors. make life a little harder for kgb binoculars, or whatnot.
15:37 BlueMeanie4 1-3 floors so they dont have to have an elevator
15:37 BingoBoingo <BlueMeanie4> plus you can pretend you dont understand their insults << This is the benefit of having at least vulgar familiarity in a 3rd language
15:37 asciilifeform BlueMeanie4: 100% have elevators. 'disability act' compliance.
15:39 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: The dominant form here are vaguely labeled or unlabeled office parks for businesses whose customers rarely visit
15:40 BlueMeanie4 BB: where is here?
15:40 BingoBoingo BlueMeanie4: The portion of Illinois well spaced away from Chiraq
15:41 * asciilifeform once had the good fortune to visit just such a 'park.' inside: mildly refinished warehouse, with plentiful cubicles and many hanging models of satellites; on the walls, hanging mementos of the 'glorious reagan years' - 'this floppy contains our first flown firmware!' and more in that spirit.
15:41 BlueMeanie4 think: beige
15:42 asciilifeform they even sent a stereotypical woman to prepare stereotypical coffee, and served it on a bar, lifted straight from a 1950s american tv scene.
15:43 chetty I once worked in an office where one of the guys painted windows on the walls ...
15:43 BlueMeanie4 would you rather have one of those ultra-modern offices complete with ping pong table and espresso machine to ensure you spend every waking hour there?
15:43 * asciilifeform also saw that kind.
15:43 BingoBoingo It's just odd driving through a suburban residential neighborhood and passing the squat dentist looking office park and seeing a Northrop Grumman sign
15:44 BlueMeanie4 yes clearly these old modes of civilization in the us are decomposing fast
15:44 asciilifeform grumman dentist needs office too. lined with cork, for the screams of the 'patients.'
15:44 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/14BQA16.txt )
15:44 BingoBoingo !b 3
15:45 asciilifeform (as pictured in film 'brazil')
15:46 BlueMeanie4 spent a week wandering the polish countryside, interesting experience
15:46 asciilifeform arbeit macht frei.
15:47 BlueMeanie4 more appropriate: "vodka macht frei"
15:48 chetty <BlueMeanie4> more appropriate: "vodka macht frei"//+++
15:53 chetty !up BlueMeanie4
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16:11 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/lisawomersley/status/499771410751815682
16:11 assbot This is what happens when non-tech people discover web developer tools http://t.co/LGlzHGxWvh
16:12 BlueMeanie4 click the blue E
16:14 chetty BingoBoingo, omg that gives me flashbacks when everywhere you looked was frontpage generated stuffs ....:(
16:15 BingoBoingo Frontpage was so bad
16:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no surprises here. << not sure what his story is.
16:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform architectural style. << this is such a lol, because yes they do it, it's almost as if trying to copy own glory moments resulting in cheap tourist shop replicas. just... why!
16:22 mircea_popescu whole place looks like latter day rome on this account. forum this, baths that, bla bla bla.
16:23 mircea_popescu http://peaceandmarkets.com/2014/08/24/cheat-on-bitcoin-with-hyper-itll-be-your-loss/
16:23 assbot Cheat on Bitcoin with HYPER? It’ll be Your Loss | Peace and Markets
16:25 BingoBoingo %p
16:25 atcbot No data returned from CoinMiner.net
16:25 atcbot [PityThePool Hashrate]: 700.94 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 1.28 TH/s
16:26 BingoBoingo %d
16:26 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 233849.46 in 1781 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -87.55
16:27 BingoBoingo http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2014/08/21/high-school-student-arrested-for-writing-story-about-shooting-dinosaur/
16:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13994 @ 0.0006377 = 8.924 BTC [-]
16:47 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=749980.0
16:47 assbot Proof of dishonesty and lies from Gawminers.com Hashlet Ponzi Scheme Scam
16:51 BingoBoingo https://flexhash.com/
16:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 80 @ 0.01029999 = 0.824 BTC [-]
17:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28600 @ 0.00063678 = 18.2119 BTC [-] {4}
17:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not sure what his story is << herr handle is a u.s. army officer, now working at a not-too-hard-to-guess-which world-famous bureaucracy.
17:16 asciilifeform (http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1323&cpage=1#comment-7376 << that bureau.)
17:16 mircea_popescu bonano crime fambly ?
17:17 asciilifeform nsano crime family
17:18 mircea_popescu lol. in every remaining competent bureaucrat there's an intelligent person captive, struggling to get free.
17:18 mircea_popescu at least, that's what his piece brings to mind.
17:18 mircea_popescu an' with that, i'll be off to meet people and things. later dear chan!
17:18 * asciilifeform off to cook severe coffee, for conversion into mathematics
17:33 assbot Guevara246 +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
17:37 TomServo !up guevara246
17:40 guevara246 Hey, I have a question regarding P2SH and timelocked transactions: in a use case where a client is purchasing a good or service using a 2 of 3 multisig scheme, can a timelocked transaction be broadcast to the network and invalidated by a second transaction, signed by the same agents, sending outputs to a different address?
17:41 guevara246 the rationale being applied to chargeback and fraud
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18:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10950 @ 0.00063859 = 6.9926 BTC [+] {2}
18:24 asciilifeform http://imgur.com/ck9mDub
18:24 assbot The Return of Windowcat - Imgur
18:27 fluffypony YAY!
18:27 fluffypony Satoshi's buddy
18:27 fluffypony I mean
18:27 fluffypony usagi's buddy
18:27 fluffypony SuchWow
18:27 fluffypony I mean such typo
18:27 fluffypony complete typo, sorry SuchWow
18:28 TomServo Now you had better !up him, in case he should care to comment.
18:29 asciilifeform untameable but highly useful animal.
18:30 TomServo asciilifeform: Is that the cat that killed the defective bird?
18:30 asciilifeform TomServo: the very same.
18:30 TomServo Useful indeed.
18:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9421 @ 0.00063578 = 5.9897 BTC [-]
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18:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.0006346 = 4.3787 BTC [-]
18:57 thestringpuller ;;later tell guevara246 this is a problem I was working on. even with a single sig a timelocked transaction can be double spent if it another valid transaction is broadcasted and accepted before the timelock expires the original transaction becomes expired
18:57 gribble The operation succeeded.
18:57 thestringpuller becomes invalidated*
18:57 thestringpuller it's weird how this issue hasn't been addressed more in use cases since there is no way to really set up a trust fund of sorts with time-delayed transactions without the risk of the beneficiary double spending
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19:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6150 @ 0.0006354 = 3.9077 BTC [+]
19:16 TomServo $depth mpoe
19:16 empyex TomServo: Want a bash? http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=6 Or use a valid MPSIC!
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19:45 kakobrekla >Providing you with financials only provides grist for your complaint mill, and gives you more to moan about. So that's not a priority.
19:47 hanbot ;;later tell BingoBoingo Is it just me or does hanbot blog with an unstated anger and foreboding that seldom comes through in mircea_popescu posts because mircea_popescu need not give a fuck << you sayin' i give too many fucks? is that what you're sayin'? like what, like i'm an angry foreboder, here to amuse you?!
19:47 gribble The operation succeeded.
19:51 hanbot asciilifeform is windowcat watching you tinkerbate?
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20:30 nubbins` i always thought the word "factoid" was a direct analogue of the phrase "useless trivia"
20:31 nubbins` today, i find out i've been using this word incorrectly since childhood
20:43 ThickAsThieves me too, that is interesting
20:43 ThickAsThieves factoid is a factoid
20:43 mircea_popescu !up BlueMeanie4
20:43 ThickAsThieves pretty cool
20:44 mircea_popescu <guevara246> the rationale being applied to chargeback and fraud < yes.
20:46 mircea_popescu <TomServo> Now you had better !up him, in case he should care to comment. <<, your dry humour has been recorded :D
20:46 mircea_popescu <thestringpuller> it's weird how this issue hasn't been addressed << they're called power rangers for a reason you know.
20:47 mircea_popescu kakobrekla who's that ?
20:47 mircea_popescu nubbins` no, it's a direct anlogue of useless trivia.
20:48 nubbins` the definition of factoid was in fact a factoid for me this whole time
20:48 mircea_popescu trivial or false information that exists more for being repeated than for being important
20:48 nubbins` i was very nonplussed upon realizing this
20:48 mircea_popescu nubbins` so what do you (erroneously) think it means now ?
20:48 ThickAsThieves lies
20:49 ThickAsThieves damn lies
20:49 mircea_popescu From: Ana Samaniego Sent: Saturday, August 23, 2014 4:24 PM Subject: Hello I NEED YOUR PARTNERSHIP OF $49.5 MILLION USD. E-MAIL: jmorrow147@rogers.com
20:49 asciilifeform hanbot: lol. windowcat, in all likelihood, began by watching birds. or the play of her kitten, microwindowcat. but she's been known to look in the window.
20:49 mircea_popescu chick wants to has my babies ?
20:49 ThickAsThieves i heard you wanted to have children
20:50 mircea_popescu yes, but for lunch.
20:50 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2X4SYJR.txt )
20:50 asciilifeform !b 2
20:50 ThickAsThieves http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumplings_(film)
20:50 assbot Dumplings (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
20:50 nubbins` mircea_popescu: analogous to "human" vs "humanoid"
20:50 ThickAsThieves good little trilogy
20:50 ThickAsThieves 3
20:51 ThickAsThieves ...Extremes
20:51 mircea_popescu nubbins` that's nonsense. next you're going to believe a tabloid is a littler table.
20:51 nubbins` HEH.
20:51 nubbins` humanoid doesn't mean littler table!
20:51 nubbins` i, uh. wait
20:51 asciilifeform no. it's a little tabl.
20:51 nubbins` humanoid doesn't mean littler human!
20:51 mircea_popescu a humanoid is some sort of human-resembling thing. a factoid holds more prejudice : it's a nonfactual fact-looking thing.
20:52 ThickAsThieves like a human
20:52 ThickAsThieves not a human
20:52 asciilifeform or, 'spheroid' vs sphere.
20:52 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves like a virgin.
20:52 asciilifeform http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Spheroid.html << for folks with memory loss
20:52 assbot Spheroid -- from Wolfram MathWorld
20:52 nubbins` like someone who doesn't own btc
20:52 mircea_popescu this should totally be a thing. "honey, i'm a virginoid."
20:52 ThickAsThieves i can feel my heart beat
20:52 nubbins` elijah wood is a virginoid
20:52 ThickAsThieves my first gf was a virginoid
20:52 mircea_popescu "what's that ? " "like a virgin that's really obsessed with the notion people are trying to fuck her. paranoid virgin."
20:53 ThickAsThieves she thought she was a virgin cuz she only had anal
20:53 mircea_popescu so what's a fucktoid ?
20:53 ThickAsThieves handjob
20:53 mircea_popescu or maybe it should be spelled fucktoy'd.
20:54 ThickAsThieves this is actually what the bitcoin community does to everything
20:54 ThickAsThieves make it -oid
20:54 asciilifeform 'the irish maidens have not lost their virtue; they merely misplaced it by an inch.'
20:54 mircea_popescu altcoinoid ?
20:54 mircea_popescu "no ty, i have my own altoids"
20:54 ThickAsThieves blockchainoid
20:54 mircea_popescu nubbins` see what you've doneoid ? i hope you're happyoid nao.
20:54 ThickAsThieves biggestfirstbestoid
20:54 mircea_popescu ID!
20:55 * asciilifeform -oid << has long recognized the existence of 'womanoids', who bear the same relationship to 'woman' as spheroid to sphere.
20:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22400 @ 0.0006346 = 14.215 BTC [-]
20:55 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> 'the irish maidens have not lost their virtue; they merely misplaced it by an inch.' << does this mean they imagine purity is about keeping their asshole undeflowered, or does it mean their hymen is now wrapped around their uterine head ?
20:55 BlueMeanie4 it's like a 'mini fact'
20:55 ThickAsThieves it's not
20:55 nubbins` it's not!
20:55 ThickAsThieves thats the point here
20:56 * nubbins` gestures emphatically at screen
20:56 BlueMeanie4 something neither provable nor disprovable, but simply annoying enough to be worthy of printing
20:56 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 don't feed the trolloids.
20:56 nubbins` factlet
20:56 BlueMeanie4 ya
20:56 BlueMeanie4 factoids are to fact what pizza rolls are to pizza
20:56 mircea_popescu pizzoid.
20:57 BlueMeanie4 they are not quite facts, but similar and have related qualities and are a diminished form of such
20:57 nubbins` hechito
20:57 mircea_popescu i wonder if there's a fetish where the guy wants to eat out girls that have priorly masturbated with pizza rolls
20:57 mircea_popescu for the delicious cheezy flavour.
20:57 nubbins` pizza rolls!
20:58 mircea_popescu The Asteroid Monsteroid!
20:58 mircea_popescu Coming soon! At a cinema near you!
20:59 nubbins` hemorrhoid
20:59 * nubbins` blinks, considers
20:59 mircea_popescu yea, it's a diminished hemohorror.
20:59 nubbins` hemohorror, for when hemorrhaging scares you
20:59 nubbins` (most of the time)
20:59 mircea_popescu meanwhile at the trilema ranch of feminist pain, http://trilema.com/2014/how-i-was-wrong-cuckolding-or-a-story-about-sigmas/#comment-106375
20:59 assbot How I was wrong : Cuckolding, or a story about sigmas pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:01 BlueMeanie4 so what exactly is going on in crypto these days?
21:01 BlueMeanie4 seems everything is lame as hell
21:01 mircea_popescu that.
21:02 asciilifeform why no one asks 'what is going on in metallurgy?'
21:02 asciilifeform and does this mean 'everything lame as hell' ?
21:02 nubbins` moriarty, dat unsolicited pm
21:02 BlueMeanie4 i dont know im just not excited about anything i see
21:02 asciilifeform must something 'go on' at all times?
21:02 BlueMeanie4 not really no
21:03 mircea_popescu nubbins` you too ?
21:03 BlueMeanie4 just thought id poll this IRC
21:03 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust moriarty
21:03 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user moriarty: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=moriarty | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=moriarty | Rated since: never
21:03 asciilifeform i think we all got sp4mz0r3d
21:03 nubbins` yeah, ##econometroid or something
21:03 mircea_popescu idiots. well, ignore exists for a reason i guess.
21:03 nubbins` BlueMeanie4: the rich get richer, the rubes get ruber
21:03 nubbins` same old
21:04 BlueMeanie4 there must be some options
21:05 asciilifeform im just not excited about anything i see << constant state of excitement is a medical condition, doctors say 'priapism' and it is curable. be glad you aren't 'excited' at all times.
21:05 nubbins` always
21:05 mircea_popescu lol why so mean.
21:05 nubbins` there are never no options
21:05 mircea_popescu HE's supposed to be the meanie here.
21:06 nubbins` oh shit
21:06 asciilifeform lol
21:06 nubbins` TOMORROW is opposite day
21:06 BlueMeanie4 im actually not that mean
21:06 nubbins` sorry guise D:
21:06 mircea_popescu nubbins` you ain't black enough yo. if you were you'd have not got no options.
21:06 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 why not ? are you like a loser or something ?
21:06 asciilifeform some people only get options 'abort, retry, fail'
21:06 BlueMeanie4 the mean shall inherit the earth
21:07 mircea_popescu i think that was "the average" not "the mean"
21:07 nubbins` ooh, 2x snare 1x crash
21:07 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 anyway, nothing is happening in crypto since altcoin killed everything.
21:08 thestringpuller hanbot: was that a goodfella's reference?
21:08 mircea_popescu http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/seal-steals-fish-fisherman-boat-1382810646V.gif <<< ahahaha epic.
21:10 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4: so how do buy options/futures? << probably your best bet atm is otc. get in the wot, identify a trustworthy cp, sign a contract.
21:11 BlueMeanie4 we can build a real p2p financial instruments tool
21:11 mircea_popescu we can't, because a) you're not in the wot so no we, and b) we already have.
21:11 BlueMeanie4 ok i guess it would be fair to give your platform a real vetting
21:12 * mircea_popescu digs up wherever he said that something can either be decentralized or systematic, not both.
21:13 BlueMeanie4 i think IRC might be limited in key ways for this purpose
21:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/trilema/2013/in-which-we-discuss-datskovskiys-discussion-of-mpex << here i think
21:13 assbot In which we discuss Datskovskiy’s discussion of MPEx pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:13 BlueMeanie4 also you need to have securitization features
21:13 mircea_popescu !up jborkl
21:13 BlueMeanie4 is assbot a person or a robot?
21:13 mircea_popescu ;;google gpg contracts
21:13 gribble GPG Contracts – Adler Vermillion, LLP: <http://adlervermillion.com/gpg-contracts/>; GPG contracts pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2012/gpg-contracts/>; GPG Contracts - Satoshi Nakamoto Institute: <http://nakamotoinstitute.org/literature/gpg-contracts/>
21:13 jborkl http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ebay-owned-mobile-currency-company-thinking-about-accepting-bitcoin-180952457/#AzpTZcCVBOjH4vQz.16
21:13 assbot History, Travel, Arts, Science, People, Places | Smithsonian
21:14 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 ever read that one ?
21:14 jborkl Deep ++
21:14 jborkl Derp
21:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform actually i was thinking of http://trilema.com/2012/gpg-contracts/#comment-102651
21:14 assbot GPG contracts pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:14 mircea_popescu !up BlueMeanie4
21:17 BlueMeanie4 and the first contracts were probably marriage contracts
21:18 mircea_popescu not probably, they actually were.
21:18 thestringpuller now i can get fat
21:19 BlueMeanie4 ha
21:20 BlueMeanie4 its a good essay
21:21 mircea_popescu so there you go. the wot is your tool.
21:22 BlueMeanie4 im gonna crack it open on monday
21:22 BlueMeanie4 hopefully you guys will be around here then
21:23 mircea_popescu been around for years, what's another weekend.
21:23 mircea_popescu everything else went to shit, satoshi, mtgox, all the previous things that "were" bitcoin. we're still here.
21:24 BlueMeanie4 ya i knew a bit about you
21:24 BlueMeanie4 even mentioned you on some listervs
21:24 BlueMeanie4 WOT that is
21:27 nubbins` BlueMeanie4 what kinda options/futures you looking to buy
21:27 BlueMeanie4 well want to know how the controls work
21:27 BlueMeanie4 this is part of the problem, MARKETING is the big challenge for these sorts of instruments
21:28 mircea_popescu nubbins` it's actually one of the best ways to get in the wot, fully paid future delivery contracts with someone already in. should be safe enough if dealing with a heavyweight for both parties.
21:28 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 no it's not. they aren't for the mass market.
21:28 mircea_popescu whenever the random idiot gets involved across the board, the economy goes to shit.
21:28 BlueMeanie4 actually our economic crisis was blamed on a sort of security
21:28 mircea_popescu someone wants to cast a vote in the wonderous world of finance, he'd better demonstrate either intelligence or the ability to retain counsel.
21:29 BlueMeanie4 and there are MASSIVE outstanding instruments that most believe will collapse
21:29 mircea_popescu you don't say.
21:29 BlueMeanie4 well part of the problem here is how to catalog the *offerings* for these instrumetns so I can easily invest or market them
21:30 BlueMeanie4 example I want to make a bond for my business
21:30 BlueMeanie4 but no one knows what my business does
21:30 BlueMeanie4 but there are investors out there who might want to invest in my CLASS of credit
21:30 BlueMeanie4 this is how mortgage financing works
21:30 BlueMeanie4 the bankers no longer know who you are
21:31 BlueMeanie4 but they know what class of credit you are in
21:31 BlueMeanie4 so this approach greatly increases liquidity
21:32 jborkl Mircea, if I need credit for the next 3 days will my WOT suffice?
21:33 BlueMeanie4 well you WOT is one-dimensional. say you were to describe what the credit is FOR, ie. you want to finance a software project. then your market opens up, there are investors out there who invest in such things.
21:34 BlueMeanie4 also collateralized contracts are very useful
21:35 hanbot thestringpuller: hanbot: was that a goodfella's reference? << yepper.
21:35 mircea_popescu jborkl depends how much.
21:36 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 i don't think you understand hw it works.
21:36 mircea_popescu ;;google how the wot works
21:36 gribble Why WOT works | WOT (Web of Trust): <http://www.mywot.com/en/support/how-wot-works>; How WOT ratings work | Help Center | WOT (Web of Trust): <http://www.mywot.com/en/faq/website/rating-websites>; Frequently Asked Questions | World of Tanks: <http://worldoftanks.com/en/content/guide/general/frequently_asked_questions/>
21:36 mircea_popescu shame on you google.
21:36 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/what-the-wot-is-for-how-it-works-and-how-to-use-it/
21:36 assbot What the WoT is for, how it works and how to use it. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:36 mircea_popescu ;;google what the wot is for
21:36 gribble What the WoT is for, how it works and how to use it. pe Trilema - Un ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/what-the-wot-is-for-how-it-works-and-how-to-use-it/>; World of Tanks official forum: <http://forum.worldoftanks.com/>; WoT 9.x Guide for Better FPS/Graphic Optimization 3.0 - Support ...: <http://forum.worldoftanks.com/index.php?/topic/349743-wot-9x-guide-for-better-fpsgraphic- (1 more message)
21:36 mircea_popescu sorry google, i take it back. my bad.
21:37 jborkl World of tanks heh
21:37 BlueMeanie4 im familiar with it
21:37 mircea_popescu so then what exactly do you mean by "one dimensional"
21:37 mircea_popescu it's infinitely dimensional.
21:37 BlueMeanie4 the point is that different classes of credit are valuable to different classes of people
21:37 mircea_popescu exactly.
21:37 BlueMeanie4 well WOT measures value by the person, not the type of credit this person is marketing
21:38 mircea_popescu ...
21:38 mircea_popescu that made no sense. try again ?
21:38 BlueMeanie4 heres an example
21:38 BlueMeanie4 i make two mortgages
21:38 BlueMeanie4 one for palo alto and one for ferguson
21:38 BlueMeanie4 made by the same person
21:38 BlueMeanie4 are they both worth the same?
21:38 mircea_popescu ...
21:39 mircea_popescu "i order a dildo and a box of cookies in the same shop. are they worth the same ?"
21:39 mircea_popescu that's the wrong question. is it equally likely the store will deliver my order is the right question.
21:39 BlueMeanie4 thats a fairly specious and somewhat annoying response
21:39 mircea_popescu and yes, i would say that they are equally likely to be delivered.
21:39 BlueMeanie4 point is
21:39 BlueMeanie4 yes i would buy one mortgage risk and not the other
21:39 BlueMeanie4 these are facts of financial markets
21:40 mircea_popescu but for no reasons to do with the actual risk.
21:40 BlueMeanie4 try to get car insurance in detroit
21:40 BlueMeanie4 and see what happens
21:40 mircea_popescu strictly for reasons to do with what you're buying.
21:40 mircea_popescu it's nonsense to claim they're the same things but with different risks,.
21:40 BlueMeanie4 right i want to knwo what im buying
21:40 mircea_popescu they're actually different things.
21:40 BlueMeanie4 WOT only looks at the person issueing and while this isn't useless, it is possible to make much better systems
21:40 mircea_popescu ok, so what you're buying is between you and your cp.
21:40 BlueMeanie4 true
21:41 mircea_popescu no, wot only looks at how likely it is for your cp to lie to you.
21:41 BlueMeanie4 but its EASIER to market it if i can catalogue by risk class
21:41 mircea_popescu but the reason you can't is because that's a fucktarded system made by lazy apes that doesn't work
21:41 mircea_popescu which is why you're here, and which is why i'm not on ws.
21:41 BlueMeanie4 youve got the basic contract mechanism, now you need securitizatino tools
21:41 mircea_popescu because your system sucks.
21:41 mircea_popescu the wot is the securization tool.
21:41 BlueMeanie4 no you dont understand meaning of 'securitization'
21:42 BlueMeanie4 it doesnt mean making securities per se
21:42 BlueMeanie4 it means turning risk into a monetized resource
21:42 mircea_popescu i do. the problem is that you'd like for shorthand that's accepted in an old, meanwhile abandoned system to work unioversally.
21:42 mircea_popescu it doesn't work universally.
21:42 mircea_popescu you'll have to learn new shorthand.
21:42 mircea_popescu same principles, of course, but changes the engineer's life entirely.
21:42 BlueMeanie4 i can write a contract lets say a futures contract right?
21:42 mircea_popescu sure.
21:42 BlueMeanie4 pretty simple
21:42 BlueMeanie4 i give you 10 beans on christmas day 2015
21:43 mircea_popescu okay.
21:43 BlueMeanie4 but can i resell that risk?
21:43 mircea_popescu sure.
21:43 BlueMeanie4 how
21:43 mircea_popescu by... reselling it. making a new contract.
21:43 BlueMeanie4 no thats not exactly the same
21:43 mircea_popescu hell, the ether future contract specifically said it will allow assignment even.
21:43 BlueMeanie4 because the VALUE of that RISK doesnt float on the market
21:43 mircea_popescu no, it's not exactly the same. hence the comment above about shorthands,
21:44 BlueMeanie4 in modern markets
21:44 BlueMeanie4 i can make that futures contract
21:44 mircea_popescu your modern markets failed.
21:44 BlueMeanie4 and the default collateral i can put on the market
21:44 mircea_popescu which is why we're here.
21:44 BlueMeanie4 and it can change hands
21:44 BlueMeanie4 its very powerufl
21:44 BlueMeanie4 generates massive amounts of wealht
21:44 mircea_popescu hey, you wanna stick to doing it that way by all means.
21:44 mircea_popescu go ahead. it ain't happening here, and it won't survive the decade.
21:45 BlueMeanie4 while thats a valid point, i dont think they failed BECAUSE of securitization altough these new methods did destablize
21:45 BlueMeanie4 they are not inherently destructive
21:45 mircea_popescu the argument as presented is purely semantical.
21:45 b00lcrap hi
21:45 mircea_popescu they didn't fail because of securitization directly, but nevertheless they will fail unavoidably for reasons rooted in why that particular kind of securitization works that particular way.
21:45 mircea_popescu ello b00lcrap
21:46 b00lcrap hey good day sir
21:46 b00lcrap im asciilifeforms co worker
21:46 b00lcrap i dont think we have officially met.
21:46 mircea_popescu how goes at stan's co-work ?
21:46 b00lcrap well they tell me its a sinking shit
21:46 mircea_popescu !up BlueMeanie4
21:46 b00lcrap but we have all just been upgrade to first class.
21:46 nubbins` i like that phrase
21:47 b00lcrap oh
21:47 nubbins` it's much better when your shit floats
21:47 b00lcrap sinking ship
21:47 b00lcrap lol
21:47 nubbins` no, the first one was better :D
21:47 mircea_popescu b00lcrap lol what do you do, asm ?
21:47 b00lcrap yeah
21:47 b00lcrap asm
21:47 b00lcrap windows malware
21:47 b00lcrap some vuln dev
21:47 mircea_popescu well, get in the wot, im sure you won't sink here.
21:47 BlueMeanie4 theres nothing wrong with securitization, it's just like debt based money- a school of morons believes it is evil by some undefined ethos
21:47 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 the ethos is quite well defined.
21:47 mircea_popescu ;;google the problem of too much money
21:47 gribble Why Too Much Money is Worse than Too Little | OPEN Forum: <http://www.openforum.com/articles/why-too-much-money-is-worse-than-too-little-1/>; Why Too Much Money Is Bad for a Startup | Inc.com: <http://www.inc.com/magazine/201404/elain-pofeldt/too-much-startup-funding-causes-problems.html>; 'If I Think About My Money Problems Too Much, I'll Miss My Babies ...: (1 more message)
21:47 mircea_popescu OMFG GOOGLE!
21:48 BlueMeanie4 every working currency we have is debt backed
21:48 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 http://trilema.com/2012/the-problem-of-too-much-money/ << there you go.
21:48 assbot The problem of too much money pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:48 mircea_popescu no. bitcoin is not debt backed. every dysfunctional currency is debt backed.
21:48 b00lcrap well that is reassuring. cuz i have many hungry mouths to feed
21:48 mircea_popescu b00lcrap srsly ? how many is many ?
21:48 BlueMeanie4 i guess you get to be right until bitcoin fails?
21:48 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 exactly.
21:48 b00lcrap 3
21:48 b00lcrap + me
21:49 b00lcrap maybe thats not that many
21:49 mircea_popescu b00lcrap 3 bits...
21:49 BlueMeanie4 debt is the basic thing that gives money substance
21:49 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 this is like saying vishnu is the basic thing giving the world movement.
21:49 mircea_popescu sure, if you're pre-colonialism indian.
21:50 BlueMeanie4 no it isn't - quite the opposite using gold or other commodities for money were a feature of primitive societies- you seem to have it backward
21:50 mircea_popescu hey, what can i tell you.
21:50 mircea_popescu don't confuse historical accident with meaning.
21:50 BlueMeanie4 it goes from
21:50 BlueMeanie4 barter
21:50 BlueMeanie4 to commodity notes
21:50 BlueMeanie4 to debt notes
21:51 mircea_popescu that's how it goes in the book your learned on. this is called didacticism : the sad habit of people to recreate history in terms of their preferred systematic approach.
21:51 mircea_popescu otherwise, debt notes are older than coins, have been in use in china since forever.
21:51 BlueMeanie4 this sophistry doesnt work on me. its pretty simple really. if i hold a note that says YOU OWE ME TWENTY EGGS
21:52 BlueMeanie4 this is worth something right?
21:52 mircea_popescu depends who i am and what eggs are.
21:52 BlueMeanie4 its worth at least 20 eggs in the future
21:52 mircea_popescu plenty of people hold... pirate debt
21:52 BlueMeanie4 or rather at most 20 eggs
21:52 mircea_popescu which they bought because they think like you, in spite of me telling them not to.
21:52 ThickAsThieves goxcoins
21:52 BlueMeanie4 right so the margin between the actual eggs and my risk of actually getting them is what is the value of the note
21:52 mircea_popescu now, you're more welcome to get burned a few times if you won't listen and feel entitled to call things sophistry.
21:52 BlueMeanie4 and thats the value of currency
21:53 mircea_popescu no.
21:53 BlueMeanie4 USDs are valuable because people, generally, think that the US govt will repay
21:53 nubbins` fun story, was over at my folks' house this evening and my dad pulled out some old chartered bank notes
21:53 mircea_popescu you are making a mistake jpm warned against. allow me to quote the old gentleman.
21:53 mircea_popescu Untermyer: "Is not commercial credit based primarily upon money or property?"
21:53 mircea_popescu Morgan: "No sir. The first thing is character."
21:53 mircea_popescu Untermyer: "Before money or property?"
21:53 mircea_popescu Morgan: "Before money or property or anything else. Money cannot buy it...because a man I do not trust could not get money from me on all the bonds in Christendom."
21:53 nubbins` came across a Bank of Montreal $20 bill
21:53 BlueMeanie4 ThickAsTheives- actually those kind of collection notes have a market
21:53 mircea_popescu so no, it's not a thing equal to another thing, and they discount each other.
21:54 mircea_popescu who i am and what eggs are comes before any numerical consideration of value.
21:54 BlueMeanie4 a 20 egg note is not worth 20 eggs, yes, it's up to the debtor to MAKE them worth 20 eggs. see how this works?
21:54 mircea_popescu i see how you think it works.
21:54 mircea_popescu but it doth not work that way, mostly.
21:55 BlueMeanie4 well i dont really bear the burden of proof, these are facts of financial markets as they exist
21:55 * mircea_popescu shrugs.
21:55 mircea_popescu how much are us gold backed debentures, worth cca 1931 ?
21:55 mircea_popescu "this paper will pay 1000 oz of pure gold"
21:55 BlueMeanie4 when did we issue those?
21:55 nubbins` OH NO IT WON'T
21:55 mircea_popescu yes well.
21:55 BlueMeanie4 we had silver certs for a while
21:56 BlueMeanie4 i have a few actually
21:56 mircea_popescu so look : you can sit in a car, and derive from the experiene of sitting there some idea as to how the car works.
21:56 mircea_popescu this is fine, but it's a little silly to push that argument of familiarity too far.
21:57 mircea_popescu these "financial markets" aren't a single thing, and they only work as you describe them when they don't actually work.
21:57 BlueMeanie4 i find it unfortunate that so many are bogged down with these voodoo economic ideas when they should be building better machinery to deliver real functions
21:58 mircea_popescu well, to round the circle : i find it unfortunate that so many otherwise intelligent fellows are so fixated on their various habituations that they refuse to adapt and become useful for the future.
21:59 BlueMeanie4 ok but i fail to see any operable ideas here
21:59 BlueMeanie4 just suggestions that our current system is flawed in some way
21:59 mircea_popescu but one point is important : the world you know has failed. this will require a pound of flesh out of everyone involved. whether it comes in the form of the intellectual humiliation where you say "we were wrong and the actual voodoo people at the table" and move on, or the actual physical humiliation that goes with being on the defeated side...
21:59 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 well you gotta read to see the operable ideas.
22:00 BlueMeanie4 the basic laws of math and economics have not failed nor have they been altered
22:00 mircea_popescu they have not. just, you never used any math and you never had much to say about economics.
22:00 mircea_popescu and by you i mostly don't mean you personally.
22:02 X-Rob mircea_popescu: Power issues. Will be off for possibly a couple more hours. Will pro-rata a discount at current estimated
22:02 X-Rob ;;genrate 1700000
22:02 gribble The expected generation output, at 1700000.0 Mhps, given difficulty of 23844670038.8, is 0.0358545988072 BTC per day and 0.00149394161697 BTC per hour.
22:02 X-Rob say 0.002/btc/hour
22:02 mircea_popescu X-Rob what happened anyway ? power station blew up ?
22:04 * hanbot enjoyed this "debate"; i call it "let's read the convo via the logs and guess what mp's answers will be, then hit refresh and score ourselves"
22:05 mircea_popescu lol hanbot so what's your score ?
22:05 hanbot epsilon :D
22:06 ThickAsThieves i was gonna say "true"
22:07 BlueMeanie4 TAT- so before you say goxcoins
22:07 BlueMeanie4 people market those kind of collection notes all the time
22:08 BlueMeanie4 say you had a million dollars in outstanding collections
22:08 BlueMeanie4 and I was a collectoins auditor
22:08 BlueMeanie4 i buy them for 200k
22:08 mircea_popescu :)
22:08 ThickAsThieves in that case it is the flavor of the product
22:08 BlueMeanie4 and manage to collect 400k
22:08 BlueMeanie4 WIN
22:08 mircea_popescu funny part being i said this exactly.
22:08 X-Rob mircea_popescu: no, that 1700 is actually at my house
22:09 BlueMeanie4 you system as far as i udnerstand it does not allwo for the transfer of obligations
22:09 X-Rob and I have a nice smokey looking circuit breaker
22:09 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 that'd be because you got some ideas you're trying to fit to observed reality
22:09 mircea_popescu try the other approach.
22:09 X-Rob So I'm digging a trench to bypass it
22:09 mircea_popescu X-Rob and enjoiny every inch of the process i bet :D
22:09 BlueMeanie4 no, im explaining real tangible facts of how finance markets work
22:10 mircea_popescu same thing, really.
22:10 mircea_popescu how financial markets used to work pre bitcoin is purely of academic interest
22:10 ThickAsThieves one thing i know about finance markets, it's no one really gets to say how they work
22:10 BlueMeanie4 A Brave New World
22:10 mircea_popescu kinda like we care about how the iroquis "state capitol" used to work.
22:11 BlueMeanie4 ?
22:12 BlueMeanie4 are we about to go into tour de force of rousseuian noble savage theory
22:12 mircea_popescu go right ahead.
22:13 mircea_popescu nubbins` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT2JkKLjNSw
22:13 assbot The Frogs - I'm Sad The Goat Just Died Today - YouTube
22:13 BlueMeanie4 what do the Iroquois have to do with this
22:13 mircea_popescu gonna sign them ?
22:13 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 pretend you're some exponent of the iroquis. everything you said works just as well.
22:14 mircea_popescu "real tangible facts of how political systems work" indeed.
22:14 BlueMeanie4 ok?
22:14 mircea_popescu nobody here gives a shit, and unless you change your mind you'll be force-marrying some english speaking brute.
22:14 mircea_popescu this isn't like... o hey, bitcoin is trying to persuade the old order.
22:14 ThickAsThieves bluemean4 representin Team Marketoids v. mircea_popescu with Team Perfect Economoids. Fight!
22:14 mircea_popescu this is like, bitcoin will fuck it up the ass with a steel girder and everyone has a short and vanishing opportunity to change sides.
22:15 mircea_popescu quickly and well. ie, convincingly.
22:15 BlueMeanie4 some of these bitcoin people are reminiscint of the french revolution. for a few weeks they thought they could completely redesign the whole universe. I believe they wanted to change the number of days in a week.
22:16 BlueMeanie4 this few weeks was written about with horror by most who lived through it
22:16 mircea_popescu for sure. and that's nothing compared.
22:16 mircea_popescu quite an apt comparison, actually.
22:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1866 @ 0.0006346 = 1.1842 BTC [-]
22:17 mircea_popescu !up BlueMeanie4
22:19 mircea_popescu the funny part being, of course, that they actually DID redesign the whole universe, and everything you imagine was always fixed and the case was purely and shamelessly invented then. then history rewritten to support this inane theory.
22:19 mircea_popescu we happen to be here to reverse all of it and more, but it's irrelevant which way it goes really. obviously the cock going in hurts about as much as it hurts going out, so to speak.
22:20 BlueMeanie4 im assuming youre being facetious
22:20 mircea_popescu in that assumption you'd be wrong.
22:21 BlueMeanie4 well for as long as you lack the features i describe, these contracts will have a very limited market
22:21 nubbins` mp sick tunes
22:21 mircea_popescu maximizing the market is not a valid goal of economics any more than maximizing body weight is not a valid goal of medicine.
22:21 mircea_popescu you're maybe thinking industrial veterinarian.
22:21 mircea_popescu different story.
22:22 mircea_popescu the point is for the market to be meaningful not large.
22:22 BlueMeanie4 economics literally means 'efficiency'
22:22 mircea_popescu in the sense laundromat literally means laundry robot.
22:23 nubbins` home ec
22:23 BlueMeanie4 from Greek oikonomia "household management, thrift,"
22:23 mircea_popescu the thrift is actually the historical point here. economy started its life as an attempt to waste less.
22:24 BlueMeanie4 well if i want to say take out a put or o call
22:24 BlueMeanie4 i want the best price
22:24 BlueMeanie4 and how will i get the best price
22:24 mircea_popescu your focus on the price to the detriment of the more important considerations is, again, what sunk the system you grew up with.
22:24 nubbins` https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9lzL14S9GU
22:24 assbot Grandma's Sitting in the Corner With a Penis in Her Hand Going "No, No, No, No, No" - The Frogs - YouTube
22:25 mircea_popescu that's how you ended up with "books" being the shittiest thing people will still take as a book, in a neat little package
22:25 mircea_popescu and with otherwise-flavoured fanta sold as beer
22:25 BlueMeanie4 this seems to be a tactic you use to avoid addressing either your lack of information on a subject or you willingness to accept various facts
22:25 mircea_popescu and so on,
22:25 mircea_popescu it's not a pretty place to live in. even if you do have the ever present, ever oversold hope you will somehow "create immense value" and run off to live in argentina.
22:25 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 what's "this" ?
22:25 BlueMeanie4 you cant just wave away ideas by saying 'thats old world'
22:26 mircea_popescu course i can. i can do anything i want.
22:26 BlueMeanie4 well sure
22:26 nubbins` "i want the best price" is why all the painted lines are worn off the road here two months after they gets sprayed on.
22:26 BlueMeanie4 but you look like a cult leader
22:26 BlueMeanie4 or at least aspiring to be one
22:26 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 if i cared what i looked like i'd actually be a cult leader.
22:26 mircea_popescu as it is, i'm content to merely look like one.
22:26 BlueMeanie4 ok.
22:26 nubbins` "i want the best price" is why there are five wal-marts in my city of 100k people
22:27 mircea_popescu auctoritas. it's a thing.
22:27 BlueMeanie4 nubbins you dont want the best price?
22:27 nubbins` "i want the best price" is the reason why tim horton's is the number one coffee chain in canada
22:27 mircea_popescu it ruled an empire, and it was the way to rule an empire, before the very successful french revolution reorganised your mental space for you.
22:27 nubbins` BlueMeanie4: of course not.
22:27 BlueMeanie4 ha
22:27 nubbins` i want the best /value/.
22:27 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 he sells expensive artwork and shit. not a very good angle there.
22:28 BlueMeanie4 thats what the anti-walmartians argument boils down to. they lack the terms to describe what is bothering them, so instead they are stuck paying for overpriced stuff from 'local' people
22:28 nubbins` "i want the best price" as you head to the dollar store to buy the fifth set of pliers
22:28 nubbins` BlueMeanie4 the point flew about six feet above your head
22:28 mircea_popescu o brother will you have fun here.
22:28 mircea_popescu i just hope your nerves hold.
22:28 BlueMeanie4 ok so you dont want marketable financial contracts
22:28 BlueMeanie4 go tit
22:29 mircea_popescu not at all.
22:29 ThickAsThieves i want the "right" price
22:29 mircea_popescu can you like, not make so many strawmen ?!
22:29 nubbins` <+BlueMeanie4> thats what the anti-walmartians argument boils down to. they lack the terms to describe what is bothering them, so instead they are stuck paying for overpriced stuff from 'local' people <<< unadulterated gibberish, contains no information
22:29 mircea_popescu it's fine for them to be marketable, provided they're financial contracts.
22:29 nubbins` ThickAsThieves not bad
22:29 mircea_popescu not the cheapo, dysfunctional ersatz the "financial markets" currently use.
22:30 mircea_popescu every now and again a smarmy da walks into a smart judge's chambers with something about "a standard deal" and the judge tells him there's no such thing as "standard deals"
22:30 BlueMeanie4 i think there was a degrade in quality for some of these
22:30 mircea_popescu that's an important point for the da to digest, in his personal evolution from smarmy to useful.
22:30 BlueMeanie4 i live in a area that was heavily financed by these MBA mortgages
22:30 mircea_popescu no, there wasn't "a degrade of quality".
22:30 mircea_popescu just, some shit splurged out of the package.
22:30 mircea_popescu the package OF SHIT, mind you.
22:30 BlueMeanie4 its not securitization
22:30 BlueMeanie4 heres basically what happened
22:31 BlueMeanie4 they developed these things not very long ago, you might say 198-something maybe they began?
22:31 mircea_popescu bonus points if you mention "gaussian copulas" being calculated in excel spreadsheets by monkeys.
22:31 BlueMeanie4 prior to that futures and options were only for commodiites
22:31 BlueMeanie4 so most didnt know what they were
22:31 BlueMeanie4 but what they did see where amazing gains
22:31 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
22:31 BlueMeanie4 and these gains were rationally derived mostly
22:31 BlueMeanie4 but then
22:32 BlueMeanie4 people got out of hand with it
22:32 BlueMeanie4 its like bitcoin
22:32 mircea_popescu ;;echo gives assbot a cookie.
22:32 gribble gives assbot a cookie.
22:32 ThickAsThieves rationally derived gains
22:32 BlueMeanie4 it worked, then the altcoin fuckfaces came in and pissed in the pool
22:32 mircea_popescu that's not really what happened, but anyway.
22:32 BlueMeanie4 sure it is
22:32 BlueMeanie4 take the MBAs
22:32 nubbins` BlueMeanie4: i take raw materials, add value to them, sell them. great, now i've got $x. i can put $x in the hands of walmart and buy 1kg of coffee, or i can put $x in the hands of a business owned by someone who lives here and buy 0.75kg of coffee. sure, with the first option i've got 0.25kg extra coffee, but my city has $(x-y) fewer dollars, where y is an almost-negligible sum.
22:32 BlueMeanie4 prior to the invention of such, mortgages were very hard to get
22:32 nubbins` how's this hard to understand? :/
22:32 mircea_popescu what happened is that clinton decided niggers will become whites if they get free houses. they drew up legislation to implement this nonsense.
22:32 mircea_popescu the banks noticed hey, free money!
22:33 ThickAsThieves shouldnt morgages be hard to get?
22:33 mircea_popescu two decades later, the whole thing's ruined, as it will never get out of an ever increasing black hole of moral hazard
22:33 BlueMeanie4 TAT: technically no
22:33 ThickAsThieves depends on your reputation
22:33 BlueMeanie4 Mircea, thats not accurate
22:33 BlueMeanie4 youre taking the gonzo highly critical anti-view
22:33 mircea_popescu well we all got our stories as to "what really happened". i was merely illustrating the vastness of that area.
22:34 BlueMeanie4 if i were a mortgage investors
22:34 BlueMeanie4 i might choose to look at any criteria i want
22:34 mircea_popescu but regardless of what really happened : there's no way forward. it died, and that's that. bury it and move on, you ain't fixing the corpse.
22:34 BlueMeanie4 maybe i personally know that lets say romania is a great investment
22:35 nubbins` sure, and hotels in paris give themselves star-ratings based on the size of the lobby
22:35 BlueMeanie4 thus I buy undervalued credit risk
22:35 BlueMeanie4 for romanian mortgages
22:35 mircea_popescu how would you "personally know". is this stock picking on steroids ?
22:35 nubbins` this is the day of the unsolicited pm
22:35 BlueMeanie4 maybe you know someething about it
22:35 BlueMeanie4 thats how investing works
22:36 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 like what ? like say, omg! like say you stop thinking in terms of "romania" wqhich doesn't exist anyway, and you oinly use because you gotta use something,
22:36 mircea_popescu and instead traverse the fucking wot according to some criteria that make sense to you and invest accordingly, IN PEOPLE ?
22:36 mircea_popescu whoa!
22:36 BlueMeanie4 ok lets say you think chicago is a horrible investment
22:36 BlueMeanie4 and the property is overvalued
22:36 mircea_popescu jus' wont let go huh.
22:36 BlueMeanie4 so you can short the underlying credit devices for the mortgages in chicago
22:36 mircea_popescu wtf is "chicago" ?
22:37 nubbins` i think it's some sort of bond
22:37 BlueMeanie4 and then the price to take out a mortgage for people in chicago goes up
22:37 nubbins` wait, not bond, band
22:37 ThickAsThieves <+nubbins`> this is the day of the unsolicited pm /// usagi is back. coincidence?
22:37 mircea_popescu man. suppose you're the sort of klutz that thinks "chicago is cool". i then knowing you think this sell you a house in "chicago" fgor a price twhich reflects your expectation, but in a location that satisfies my cost structure.
22:37 mircea_popescu and then we quibble about whether "it was really in chicago"
22:37 nubbins` ThickAsThieves actually now that you mention it, he was pm'ing me asking for voice earlier when i was afk
22:37 mircea_popescu well no, it wasn't, because "chicago" as such dun exist.
22:37 nubbins` no true chicagoan
22:38 nubbins` !up TheInterocitor
22:39 BlueMeanie4 no idea what youre talking about but the idea here is to give people more control and choice over where there money goes
22:39 TheInterocitor ty
22:39 mircea_popescu nubbins` i think he pm'd everyone after being devoiced after being all territorial for some god-forsaken reason.
22:39 mircea_popescu so who're you TheInterocitor ?
22:39 nubbins` terri... why?
22:39 BlueMeanie4 if they want to juice up credit markets in chicago, they can
22:40 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 if they can they must.
22:40 BlueMeanie4 currently the way the markets work are very elitist,
22:40 ThickAsThieves usagi is just mad that his tongue is poisoned with nonsense
22:40 BlueMeanie4 there are no choices really
22:40 TheInterocitor mircea_popescu: formerly RooK we met a few weeks back
22:40 mircea_popescu aha.
22:40 TheInterocitor I read logs here religiously
22:40 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 yes, there are. really.
22:40 BlueMeanie4 can you buy your friends mortgage?
22:40 mircea_popescu sure.
22:40 BlueMeanie4 really?
22:40 BlueMeanie4 show me how
22:40 mircea_popescu what's to keep me ?
22:41 mircea_popescu i sign a gpg contract with him. case closed.
22:41 BlueMeanie4 oh you can make a private deal
22:41 BlueMeanie4 but capital requirements are large
22:41 mircea_popescu all deals are private deals.
22:41 BlueMeanie4 you need to have entire principal in hand
22:41 nubbins` what other type of de... ah, too slow
22:41 TheInterocitor As they should be
22:41 mircea_popescu lol
22:41 mircea_popescu BlueMeanie4 why should poor people have something to say about property and the dispositon thereof ?
22:42 BlueMeanie4 actually what im advocating benefits poor people
22:42 nubbins` surely you're not suggesting that one should have enough money to purchase the thing one is purchasing
22:42 mircea_popescu let them say things about their business, making hamburgers or filling tyres or w/e it is.
22:43 TheInterocitor Usually poor people that have no idea how to manage money ?
22:43 BlueMeanie4 you dont seem to recognize the power in these sorts of liquid markets
22:43 mircea_popescu you're right. i recognize there's no power there, just noise.
22:43 BlueMeanie4 the first and primary benefit is much more capital available
22:43 mircea_popescu bad capital.
22:43 BlueMeanie4 how is capital 'bad'?
22:43 ThickAsThieves a man can live on junk food
22:43 ThickAsThieves just not the same life
22:43 mircea_popescu lemme tell you how. i build a number of businesses in btc that relied on not dealing with idiots. they're still here, and worth whatever hundred million.
22:44 mircea_popescu everyone else tried to build businesses out of allowing idiots in. they all failed
22:44 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves had first hand experience, among many others.
22:44 mircea_popescu so... that way, bad capital. the money of idiots is not useful.
22:44 ThickAsThieves good point, it was very much a junk food experience too
22:44 nubbins` it's useful once you sever the connection between the idiot and the money
22:44 TheInterocitor I trust ThickAsThieves, and Havelock ftw
22:44 nubbins` if the idiot still has hooks in it, though..
22:44 mircea_popescu nubbins` yeah but that's called scamming.
22:44 * nubbins` nods sagely
22:45 nubbins` TheInterocitor you trust havelock?
22:45 nubbins` why?
22:45 ThickAsThieves age
22:45 nubbins` ah.
22:45 TheInterocitor Well havelock hasnt goxxed on me yet
22:45 ThickAsThieves it's an SEO factor
22:45 mircea_popescu i was thinking. "not scammed me yet"
22:45 nubbins` TheInterocitor: sure they have.
22:45 TheInterocitor ?
22:46 nubbins` let's see: their website was an insecure piece of shit with massive security holes that literally allowed third parties to drain accounts -- UNTIL LAST SUMMER
22:46 mircea_popescu but his didn't get drained.
22:46 nubbins` they let funds delist whenever they please, converting "shares" into "we'll send you a slip of paper"
22:46 TheInterocitor true
22:46 mircea_popescu but it never happened to something he owned.
22:46 TheInterocitor I was unaware of this
22:46 ThickAsThieves the relist things the opertaors owners delist
22:46 ThickAsThieves they*
22:46 TheInterocitor not like I have a substantial amount there
22:47 nubbins` they sign up the shittest funds in the universe and chew up all the listing fees to unspecified "expenses", ensuring the investorubes don't get any of it
22:47 nubbins` etc etc
22:47 ThickAsThieves basically you can fault havelock's quality, and there is where you can remove trust
22:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1450 @ 0.00063525 = 0.9211 BTC [+]
22:47 mircea_popescu so im playing this tablet game. it has a slots implementation, giving some in game benefits. i turned 2k chips into 85150, and it will never end.
22:47 mircea_popescu fucktards don't understand rngs. took me all of 30 seconds to figure it out, too.
22:47 * mircea_popescu is pretty proud of himself atm.
22:48 ThickAsThieves does it pay for realz?
22:48 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves well game coinz.
22:48 ThickAsThieves word
22:48 TheInterocitor so I need to sell all my RENT shares I guess lol
22:48 mircea_popescu ;;google dragon vs god
22:48 gribble Fairy Tail AMV - Dragon VS God Slayer - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sFhSFAXemY>; [Fairy Tail AMV] Natsu vs Zancrow - Dragon vs God- Phenomenon ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDbOsunEVPU>; Fire Dragon vs. Flame God Ost - Extended - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vboTBWdgTR8>
22:48 nubbins` coming soon: S.THISTABLETGAME
22:48 mircea_popescu there, if anyone wants to try and find the hole.
22:48 ThickAsThieves and that was how the MPEx Tablet Game Guild Began
22:48 mircea_popescu nubbins` i do shoot emails to the more promising publishers.
22:49 ThickAsThieves damn you nub!
22:49 ThickAsThieves you beta me
22:49 mircea_popescu kinda the point of the entire exercise.
22:49 nubbins` actually i alpha you
22:49 ThickAsThieves same thing
22:49 nubbins` wait, no.
22:49 nubbins` i beta you.
22:49 nubbins` yeah, i guess.
22:49 mircea_popescu just go find a gramma you two.
22:50 ThickAsThieves are there channels where people speak in code?
22:50 TheInterocitor btw mircea_popescu I used one of your blog posts as a STFU in an argument the other day
22:50 ThickAsThieves like Morse
22:50 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves yes. this one.
22:50 mircea_popescu TheInterocitor did it work ?
22:51 TheInterocitor http://trilema.com/2014/the-woes-of-altcoin-or-why-there-is-no-such-thing-as-cryptocurrencies
22:51 assbot The woes of Altcoin, or why there is no such thing as “cryptocurrencies” pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
22:51 TheInterocitor I think so
22:51 mircea_popescu from what i hear from people trying such things, it rarely works in the sense of comprehension, but almost always works in the sense of making the op stfu.
22:52 TheInterocitor It did, and I thank you tremendously
22:52 mircea_popescu no bother.
22:53 TheInterocitor There can be only one
22:54 mircea_popescu in bitcoin ? you're kidding. there's been what, 6 or 7 jesuses ? at least 5 or so satoshis...
22:54 mircea_popescu once you fix the coins to 21mn tops, everything else can exist in immoderate, endless supply
22:55 TheInterocitor A fool and his money I suppose. Any money I make in alts just goes to btc. I have little interest in survival of them.
22:56 ThickAsThieves what's the point in being ANTI-altcoins anyway
22:56 ThickAsThieves i can see if you dont value them
22:56 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves ever seen a cat when something moves irregularly ?
22:56 ThickAsThieves you saying humans have instinct?!
22:56 mircea_popescu course they do. how do you think all the drunk conceptions happen.
22:57 TheInterocitor xD
22:57 ThickAsThieves my wife says everything is learned
22:57 ThickAsThieves i say it's all the same shit
22:57 ThickAsThieves whether i learned or my ancestor did, who cares
22:57 mircea_popescu speaking oif such instinct. i dunno if you've ever had dogs, but they're beyond funny when virgin. because while the dog's instinct absolutely drives him to try and mount the bitch, the dog's brain itself doesn't comprehend wtf is happening
22:58 mircea_popescu and so they usually look all confused.
22:58 nubbins` "why am i fucking a pillow?"
22:58 TheInterocitor Great analogy
22:59 ThickAsThieves what would you define the instinct is of hating altcoins? fear of randomness?
22:59 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves exactly like the cat's reaction to "unapprovable movement"
22:59 TheInterocitor No. They have nothing to offer that btc doesn't already do
22:59 ThickAsThieves so you hate monopoly money too?
23:00 * asciilifeform slept through b00lcrap's intro
23:00 TheInterocitor moot
23:00 asciilifeform yes he's in w0t
23:00 asciilifeform give him w0rk
23:00 mircea_popescu the cat is driven by an attempt to reduce the cognitive load. things that move impredictably draw its attention and require it to spend brainpower. better if they stop moving.
23:00 mircea_popescu same exact thing here. monopoly money is not the same because it's not "in their space"
23:00 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust b00lcrap
23:00 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask b00lcrap!~heat@74-47-204-77.dsl1.chtw.wv.frontiernet.net. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user b00lcrap: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=b00lcrap | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=b00lcrap | Rated since: Thu Aug 21 15:29:25 2014
23:01 mircea_popescu ;;rate b00lcrap 1 CD 21
23:01 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user b00lcrap has been recorded.
23:01 ThickAsThieves ok but the cat is a predator, isnt its instinct to chase?
23:01 mircea_popescu it's not a chasing predator. it lies in wait normally.
23:01 ThickAsThieves my cats love chasing shit
23:02 TheInterocitor Perception
23:02 mircea_popescu maybe your cats are really doghorses.
23:02 ThickAsThieves we keep the laser pointer in a drawer,
23:02 ThickAsThieves they know the sound of it opening
23:02 ThickAsThieves and come running
23:02 mircea_popescu lmao
23:03 ThickAsThieves i do this whistle pattern whenever i give them treats, if i do it long enough they get all riled up and start smacking others that get too close
23:03 ThickAsThieves cats are so weird
23:03 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i wonder if old married couples get that same way, guy hears the condom drawer screech and gets an errection.
23:04 asciilifeform pagin herr pavlov.
23:04 ThickAsThieves old married couple dont use comdoms
23:04 ThickAsThieves :P
23:04 mircea_popescu shit.
23:04 mircea_popescu well maybe they're old married couples of sluts.
23:04 mircea_popescu nah that doesn't work either
23:04 ThickAsThieves lol
23:04 mircea_popescu GOD DAMNIT
23:05 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: old married sluts << 'подводная лодка в степях украины погибла в неравном воздушном бою.'
23:05 mircea_popescu lol
23:05 mircea_popescu sounds tweetable.
23:06 asciilifeform eminently.
23:06 mircea_popescu подводная лодка в степях #украины погибла в неравном воздушном бою.
23:07 asciilifeform or, for the inglischers, 'if ya don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too'
23:08 mircea_popescu no, for the inglischers is, "this is how normal debates work and everyone on reddit agrees."
23:08 nubbins` cats are more stalking predators
23:08 nubbins` chasing is for fun
23:08 mircea_popescu nubbins` in some places the crag cat is a real danger to human life
23:08 mircea_popescu can drop on your head break your neck
23:09 nubbins` !up TheInterocitor
23:09 TheInterocitor reddit blows
23:10 nubbins` formal logic course in uni with an ancient chinese prof: "all cats have four legs. /some/ cats dig my music."
23:10 nubbins` poor guy couldn't even finish his statement over the laughter ;(
23:10 asciilifeform ... socrates is mortal.
23:11 nubbins` dem syllogisms
23:11 mircea_popescu silly logismoids, amirite
23:11 mircea_popescu acrually that's a kickass album name.
23:12 mircea_popescu tom cleese and tom jones could do it.
23:12 asciilifeform 'silo'o'jizm'
23:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that's more like country.
23:12 asciilifeform lol
23:12 nubbins` a man who eats meat wants to get his teeth into something; a man who does not eat meat wants to get his teeth into something else
23:13 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
23:13 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 503.35, Best ask: 503.97, Bid-ask spread: 0.62000, Last trade: 504.09, 24 hour volume: 8548.90926155, 24 hour low: 487.0, 24 hour high: 510.86, 24 hour vwap: 500.029882506
23:13 asciilifeform what's a crag cat? google spews forth prehistoric monsters
23:13 mircea_popescu this will be forever known as the war of the 500s,
23:13 ThickAsThieves it will be lost
23:13 mircea_popescu or by the other side as "that desperate, harrowing last ditch effort"
23:13 ThickAsThieves 400 is coming
23:13 asciilifeform volkssturm.
23:13 mircea_popescu asciilifeform cougars and cougarish types of housecats
23:14 asciilifeform aha
23:14 ThickAsThieves then 600
23:14 ThickAsThieves :)
23:14 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves is there a bitbet ?
23:14 ThickAsThieves i dunno, i got enough riding
23:14 asciilifeform if i recall, zoologists write that cougar behaves precisely how an enlarged housecat would
23:14 mircea_popescu well it's pretty well related.
23:14 asciilifeform so anyone who dreams of being eaten by housecat, come to usa.
23:14 mircea_popescu lions and such are panthera, different type
23:15 nubbins` or canada!
23:15 nubbins` altho we call em something else
23:15 asciilifeform and, afaik, all known experiments at cross-breeding felis have succeeded
23:15 asciilifeform so house-cougar may exist.
23:15 nubbins` http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/this-guy-has-eaten-nothing-but-raw-meat-for-five-years
23:15 assbot This Guy's Eaten Nothing but Raw Meat for Five Years | VICE Canada
23:15 ThickAsThieves there's def something going on in the chinese markets
23:16 ThickAsThieves a repating pattern
23:17 ThickAsThieves they recently intoduced futures and margin and stuff i think
23:17 ThickAsThieves maybe taking noobs for a ride
23:17 ThickAsThieves i dunno
23:22 ThickAsThieves some US and Euro traders are moving to chinese exchanges too, but to me something stinks
23:29 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/this-guy-has-eaten-nothing-but-raw-meat-for-five-years << he;s probably from around here.
23:29 assbot This Guy's Eaten Nothing but Raw Meat for Five Years | VICE Canada
23:29 mircea_popescu i tell you... the veal they got these people...
23:29 nubbins` heh
23:30 nubbins` did you get to the part where he eats rotting chunks of lamb yet?
23:30 mircea_popescu http://nakamotoinstitute.org/static/img/mempool/the-problem-with-altcoins/cargo-cult.jpg << pretty great pic
23:31 nubbins` turns out jesus was a pilot who flew into a time warp
23:32 nubbins` man, vice is like reality tv. not great but you end up getting stuck
23:32 nubbins` http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-spent-an-afternoon-with-montreal-squeegee-punks-843
23:32 assbot I Spent an Afternoon with Montreal Squeegee Punks | VICE Canada
23:33 nubbins` I asked Dirty Mark where he got the name from: “I dunno, probably because I’ve fucked a lot of bitches without condoms and I may shit my pants from time to time.”
23:35 hanbot mircea_popescu that looks just about right. not too often a bizarre facet of human behavior looks exactly as one'd imagined.
23:37 * hanbot wonders if cargo cult was well explained to her or if she's merely getting more bizarre herself.
23:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11700 @ 0.00063525 = 7.4324 BTC [+] {2}
23:43 asciilifeform re: cat & laser: experiment. turn on a laser pointer in a dark room; look at the edges of the spot. take picture of same with camera. notice difference.
23:43 asciilifeform some of what you see 'fuzz' around the edges is actually diffraction patterns that form in your own eye.
23:44 asciilifeform conceivably, cat (with a rather differently structured eye) sees rather different ones.
23:47 ThickAsThieves i have one laser with changeable cutouts
23:47 ThickAsThieves butterfly shape, etc
23:48 asciilifeform also diffraction gratings. but the diffraction above happens in your own eye.
23:52 nubbins` i wondered
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