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00:00 scoopbot Yeah, I don't like pete_dushenski much.
00:00 pete_dushenski haha!
00:00 mircea_popescu lol
00:00 mircea_popescu he's a poopyhead eh scoopbot ?
00:01 pete_dushenski he's a bit of a fucker for sure
00:01 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/23/how-the-adage-time-is-money-and-the-existence-of-google-prove-that-facebook-is-worth-less-than-dust/
00:01 assbot How the adage “time is money” and the existence of Google+ prove that Facebook is worth less than dust. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BjlIRq )
00:01 mircea_popescu http://40.media.tumblr.com/4b96d3bcfb8102699092595d2bb74147/tumblr_nasab4ppMj1s9e2ofo1_500.jpg
00:01 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1BjlM3J )
00:01 asciilifeform lol, seems like 'pogo' was behind that ridiculous tor thing - http://www.linuxuser.co.uk/reviews/pogoplug-safeplug-review-anonymous-browsing-instantly
00:01 assbot Pogoplug Safeplug review – anonymous browsing instantly | Linux User & Developer - the Linux and FOSS mag for a GNU generation ... ( http://bit.ly/1BjlJF5 )
00:01 pete_dushenski alrighty then, off the go be fit and whatnot. later assets!
00:02 asciilifeform not enough uptake on their 'cloud storage' sc4m, so they tried another angle.
00:02 mod6 117k
00:02 asciilifeform (the way the device is priced, it is almost certainly a loss-leader)
00:04 mircea_popescu not for long.
00:04 asciilifeform l0l
00:05 mircea_popescu no srsly, the way computiong works, no loss leader stays a loss leader for long.
00:05 mircea_popescu how do you think moore's law even came to be ?
00:05 asciilifeform well yes. eventually - splat.
00:05 scoopbot Yeah, I don't like pete_dushenski much.
00:06 asciilifeform (cost of production drops, sure, but eventually hits barriers that have nothing much to do with semiconductors)
00:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the xbox was a loss leader. heck, the 94 playstation was a loss leader
00:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: probably among the most famous examples thereof
00:06 mircea_popescu well...
00:11 scoopbot Yeah, I don't like pete_dushenski much.
00:11 mircea_popescu ...
00:16 scoopbot Yeah, I don't like pete_dushenski much.
00:16 mod6 haha wat
00:17 mircea_popescu pete revenge-hacked scoopbot
00:20 asciilifeform mod6: a few days ago, I had been looking mapOrphanBlocks as a possible reason that it runs itself out << see my earlier 'valgrind' experiments.
00:20 asciilifeform !s valgrind
00:20 assbot 26 results for 'valgrind' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=valgrind
00:21 mod6 i'll have to look back. i spent a bunch of time running gdb & valgrind earlier in the month.
00:21 scoopbot Yeah, I don't like pete_dushenski much.
00:21 mod6 i'll hvae to take a look at your results.
00:22 asciilifeform mod6: linked somewhere in there.
00:22 mod6 thx ascii
00:26 mircea_popescu mod6 do you know right off what's the logic that deems an orphan chain no longer worth tracking ?
00:26 mircea_popescu "another chain at least 120 blocks longer" or something sane like that ?
00:26 scoopbot Yeah, I don't like pete_dushenski much.
00:27 * mod6 slaps scoopbot
00:27 mircea_popescu !down scoopbot
00:29 mod6 I don't have a good answer for that atm.
00:29 * mod6 looks
00:29 decimation re: midwestern blandness < yes, it's a weird phenomenon. try going to an indian restaurant in say, chicago, and have them give you an average level of spice
00:30 decimation and washington dc is definitely a midwestern city - where else are people going to get jobs? ohio?
00:30 mircea_popescu ah, spice is a different story tho. they can eat pretty hot, especially in the se.
00:31 mircea_popescu but! flavour and hotness are different. flavour's a billion different sulphides, alcohols, aromatics etc
00:31 mircea_popescu hotness is half a dozen capseins.
00:31 decimation yeah that's true
00:32 mod6 in v0.5.3, afaik, it looks for dups, then (with checkpoints) it checks to see if the block has a timestamp previous to the last checkpoint, then if it can't find a prev block it puts it in a holding area until one is found.
00:33 mircea_popescu checkpoint only ?
00:33 mircea_popescu that's pretty dumb.
00:33 mod6 Lastly, it recursively processes any orphan blocks that are depended on it, and deletes them from the map.
00:34 mod6 In later versions, they have a cap of 750 blocks max for the orphan map iirc.
00:34 asciilifeform SetBestChain(....)
00:34 asciilifeform main.cpp
00:34 asciilifeform and its call graph.
00:34 * asciilifeform lazy
00:35 * mod6 looks
00:36 decimation re: winklevoss exchange << http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-08-2014#786414 << well, I guess that explains what they are going to do
00:36 assbot Logged on 07-08-2014 19:08:21; decimation: the question is: if this isn't a scam, where are they going to trade bitcoin?
00:36 asciilifeform bool CBlock::SetBestChain(CTxDB& txdb, CBlockIndex* pindexNew)
00:38 mod6 for those following along: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/v0.5.3/src/main.cpp#L1227
00:38 assbot bitcoin/main.cpp at v0.5.3 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1CkKd28 )
00:53 mod6 122k
00:56 asciilifeform http://www.marvell.com/embedded-processors/kirkwood/assets/FS_88F6180_9x_6281_OpenSource.pdf << 'pogo'
00:56 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1CkLS84 )
01:02 mod6 so if the new block is not the genesis block, and the new blocks prev hash != best chain hash, run Reorganize
01:02 mod6 which is worth a look
01:02 mod6 https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/blob/v0.5.3/src/main.cpp#L1134
01:03 assbot bitcoin/main.cpp at v0.5.3 · bitcoin/bitcoin · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1CkMvhV )
01:04 asciilifeform 88f6180 << see esp. pp. 290. unit can be force-fed firmware through uart during boot, whether board manufacturer wants it or not.
01:05 asciilifeform trivial 'jailbreak'.
01:05 asciilifeform not necessary as they are currently offered, but if they're a loss-leader and mircea_popescu buys 10,000 of them...
01:07 asciilifeform pp. 297 has the actual magic string.
01:07 asciilifeform 'If the bootROM detects the 64-bit UART boot pattern (0xBB 0x11 0x22 0x33 0x44 0x55 0x66 0x77) injected by the user, as an indication to start the Xmodem protocol and the UART boot process); it configures the appropriate MPPs to operate as UA0_RXD and UA0_TXD, as in the previous sub-section and starts the Xmodem protocol to load the image from UART to the DDR.'
01:12 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: perhaps we have your new pc here.
01:13 mod6 @ block 1236XX i'll have to check back in on it in the am.
01:14 mod6 ill give another update on it then.
01:16 mod6 g'night Gentlemen.
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01:56 mircea_popescu <mod6> In later versions, they have a cap of 750 blocks max for the orphan map iirc. << yes, and it's idiotic.
01:56 mircea_popescu a 900 block long orphan that's 5 blocks shorter than the main chai nshould not be discarded.
01:56 mircea_popescu a 2 block orphan that's 122 blocks shorter than the main chain is never going to be main.
01:57 mircea_popescu (never = not anymore, since gavin is no longer in a position to merge hearnidiocy in any significant manner)
01:58 mircea_popescu <mod6> which is worth a look << that, it is.
01:58 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/oscar/ << btw this is one hell of a film.
01:58 assbot Oscar pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1L4RHdU )
02:12 mircea_popescu !up cb_bitcoin
02:17 mircea_popescu !up viic
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03:02 mircea_popescu "In the year of '61, we left our native land, 'cause we could not bend our spirits to the tyrant's stern command. So we rallied 'round our Buckner, while our hearts were sad and sore, to offer our blood for freedom as our fathers did before...."
03:02 mircea_popescu check it out...
03:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29500 @ 0.00048563 = 14.3261 BTC [+]
03:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00048563 = 7.3816 BTC [+]
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03:34 davout https://blog.gemini.com/welcome-to-gemini/
03:34 davout "Once we picked our name, a fun fact emerged."
03:34 davout "We realized we were also twins"
03:37 mircea_popescu ...
03:37 mircea_popescu "retards embarassing themselves" hour ?
03:38 mircea_popescu What exactly do we mean by “next generation”? We mean a fully regulated, fully compliant, New York-based bitcoin exchange for both individuals and institutions alike.
03:38 mircea_popescu mkay. shove your aml.
03:43 mircea_popescu davout in other news, rewatching oscar i had the pleasure to expose anglophone ear to the delices of "ta maman / ton amant / demander ta main". no differences could be perceived.
03:44 davout hh
03:45 mircea_popescu "it's the same damned thing!"
03:45 davout all the americans i know trying to learn french had a problem with "mon cul", "ma queue", "mon cou"
03:46 mircea_popescu mon cul / mon cou is certainly in the same position :D
03:46 davout my butt, my dick, my neck
03:46 davout they just can't say the sounds, sounds all the same to them
03:46 mircea_popescu i think queue has a sharper k which is actually perceptible
03:47 mircea_popescu maybe you're saying it wrong :D
03:47 davout no i think there's something to this
03:47 mircea_popescu lol
03:48 mircea_popescu meanwhile at the other end of the spectrum, argentine spanish spekers can not actually distinguish b, p v and f
03:48 mircea_popescu on a conceptual basis, this.
03:49 mircea_popescu fanfare could just as well be panvare
03:49 mircea_popescu i think they work on the basis of about five consonants and that's it
03:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17750 @ 0.00048563 = 8.6199 BTC [+]
03:53 davout the b == v is pretty interesting
03:53 davout makes spanish sound like the php of languages
04:01 mircea_popescu lol i guess it may well be
04:09 punkman b==v confuses me a lot
04:10 punkman s==es is kinda fun, do the argentines do that?
04:11 mircea_popescu uh which one is that ?
04:11 punkman like they can't say spain, stella, etc
04:12 mircea_popescu nah, the dropped e is a french specialty.
04:15 punkman I mean they add a vowel in front of words starting with s
04:16 mircea_popescu salud is salud.
04:16 punkman hmm indeed
04:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28500 @ 0.00048034 = 13.6897 BTC [-]
04:26 mircea_popescu heh, there's actually a us felony charge of "maintaining a dwelling."
04:27 punkman as in stash house?
04:27 mircea_popescu apparently.
04:37 mircea_popescu dude the argentina drama...
04:38 davout what's a 'stash house' ?
04:38 mircea_popescu so now the president is claiming that the evil guys (unspecified) that made the da guy falsely claim she's involved in destrtoying the trial of the iranian terrorists that blew up the jews, also killed him, to make her look even worse!
04:38 mircea_popescu this could be in a book.
04:38 mircea_popescu davout the usians are insane. it is apparently a crime to have a house where there are drugs.
04:39 mircea_popescu except it's a meaningless ofence nobody prosecutes seriously, because it can get the jury to waste time / negotiate a conviction down, and the punishments are minor anyway.
04:40 mircea_popescu ie, you won't get a conviction on it straight ; if you're also prosecuting other indictments it can either blow up, ruin your other counts or at most succeed for no benefit, as it'll get rolled into the other counts.
04:40 mircea_popescu meanwhile in the other pole of insanity,
04:40 mircea_popescu http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-court-convicts-three-over-homophobic-tweets-in-case-hailed-as-a-significant-victory-by-lgbt-rights-campaigners-9996878.html
04:40 assbot French court convicts three over homophobic tweets, in case hailed as a 'significant victory' by LGBT rights campaigners - Europe - World - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1ClaVYC )
04:44 davout #twiterristasmustdie yo
04:44 davout i'm so fucking cold
04:45 mircea_popescu actually, no. just, the french civil service must die.
04:45 mircea_popescu preferably, through slow anal bleeding.
04:45 davout dudes changing windows in your living room means your windows remain open for a couple hours while it's freezing outside
04:45 davout french civil service...
04:46 mircea_popescu hm ?
04:46 mircea_popescu holy shit abdullah died.
04:47 mircea_popescu http://rt.com/news/225383-saudi-arabia-king-dead/
04:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ClbAcw )
04:48 davout french civil service is this kind office where the late-comers greet the early-leavers in the stairwell
04:49 mircea_popescu davout hang the lot.
04:50 mircea_popescu anyway, enough excitement for one night.
04:50 davout that's too sweet a punishment
04:50 davout getting them to find jobs will be much more painful
04:51 davout good night!
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05:18 davout it occurs to me it would be really nice to have a way to easily dice-generate an rsa keypair as to not rely on whatever prng
05:18 davout would probably require a ton of rolls for a strong key tho
05:21 punkman davout, http://dicephysics.info/0104.htm
05:22 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1GGg0iq )
05:22 davout interesting
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05:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10997 @ 0.00047913 = 5.269 BTC [-] {2}
06:03 punkman !up muXne
06:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31700 @ 0.00047867 = 15.1738 BTC [-]
06:12 muXne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8b4xYbEugo
06:12 assbot Big Data - "Dangerous (feat. Joywave)" [Official Music Video] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1E9lJet )
06:20 fluffypony lolwut
06:23 muXne you herd me
06:23 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: perhaps we have your new pc here. << very interesting
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07:37 punkman http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/01/22/i-paid-25-for-an-invisible-boyfriend-and-i-think-i-might-be-in-love/
07:37 assbot I paid $25 for an Invisible Boyfriend, and I think I might be in love. - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1CYmW4J )
07:40 punkman !up muXne
07:41 muXne i havent read it, but is it lights off?
07:42 muXne oh i see, he doesnt exist
07:43 muXne grndmothers must lov eit
07:44 punkman not like male escorts are hard to find
07:44 punkman but they prefer the invisible ones I guess
07:45 punkman "there's an app for that"
07:45 muXne most girls might pick a 'george; type
07:46 muXne as you say strippers are available
07:48 muXne actuallt hey prolly wanna pretend they have a sucessful bitcoin boyfriend
07:48 muXne is this japan
07:48 muXne ?
07:49 punkman pretty big in asia
07:49 punkman fake boyfriends that is
07:49 muXne no doubt
07:51 muXne hey you're greek and sucessful
07:51 muXne ouch
07:56 muXne like back foor ouch, in the seat
08:00 punkman "Patience, please — ‘legal’ Bitcoin is actually only one year old! That is, even though the Bitcoin source code was posted to the Internet in 2009, it was only clearly legal for American institutions to get involved with it after the IRS tax guidance was published in March 2014"
08:00 punkman http://a16z.com/2015/01/22/bitcoin-and-blockchain/
08:00 assbot Bitcoin (and Blockchain) | Andreessen Horowitz ... ( http://bit.ly/1CYrM1K )
08:00 muXne when was it ever illegal?
08:01 punkman you need the preet license to disrupt things
08:04 muXne is that an indian thing?
08:07 punkman "Apple has agreed to accept the Chinese government’s demands to run network safety evaluations on all Apple products before they can be imported into the country."
08:07 punkman imported? don't they make them?
08:09 muXne well theyll start using the name now jobs is sead
08:10 muXne and done
08:13 mats http://imgur.com/a/d1i6B on the subject of .cn
08:13 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1CYvdp3 )
08:15 mats !up muXne
08:16 muXne china; it's prolly not shopped
08:20 mats im seeing a lot of sinophobia lately
08:21 mats dey took our jerbs n homes, etc
08:21 muXne chinas awesomely cool
08:21 muXne they pretty much invented australia
08:25 muXne well they extracted a hell of a lot of gole when it was too hard for other proplr
08:25 mats ?
08:26 muXne 1840ish
08:26 mats in .au?
08:26 muXne they were trekign around on foot
08:26 muXne yah
08:26 mats they paid for it in metric tons of dead chinese
08:27 muXne well most did okay
08:28 muXne broom has japanese blood like hawaii re:pearls too
08:30 muXne now we make oil and iron and steal gas from png
08:34 muXne possesion is nine tenths of th elaw
08:35 mats they're not using it anyway
08:36 mats indigenous peoples are useless
08:36 muXne noone is
08:36 muXne using it
08:37 muXne byr weve got a pipe going in
08:40 muXne agip it to nowhere
08:42 muXne this us what opec says
08:44 muXne you just gotta pump that shit
08:45 muXne !up felipelalli
08:49 punkman !up muXne
08:49 punkman !up felipelalli1
08:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 5000 @ 0.00089993 = 4.4997 BTC [+] {6}
08:50 punkman !up pactr
08:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 9972 @ 0.00089996 = 8.9744 BTC [+] {10}
08:56 davout muXne: your sentences are hard to parse
08:58 muXne yes, it's dark, and i can'y see they kb, i imagine most can see the querty
09:03 muXne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UdJhqVsc8 check thi shut, gluffypony massive
09:03 assbot Jack Parow - Afrikaans is Dood - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ClFKML )
09:04 fluffypony my homeboy
09:04 davout afrikaans is zeker leuk
09:05 fluffypony don't come all up in here with your Dutchness :-P
09:06 danielpbarron i know a little dutch, but i have no idea how to spell it
09:07 muXne i think afrikaan might ne a little diff
09:08 davout no shit
09:09 fluffypony lol
09:09 muXne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRzFqW4Xh2k\
09:09 assbot Jack Parow - Cooler as Ekke - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ClGNMM )
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09:27 davout such landing, very wow
09:27 davout https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688&v=xdo69ZkakqA#t=315
09:27 assbot Vol découverte Fouga Magister "Myriam" Cervolix 2011 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1ClKf9W )
09:28 davout i'm totally buying a mig or an f18 in a few years
09:40 mod6 holy schnikies, it's still going: 134,865
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10:13 thestringpuller ;;ticker
10:13 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 234.01, Best ask: 234.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.48000, Last trade: 234.0, 24 hour volume: 16656.61923710, 24 hour low: 225.55, 24 hour high: 240.0, 24 hour vwap: 232.110882254
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10:35 davout so TIL that coindesk belongs to shakil kan, investor in bitpay and kraken, and that bitcoinmagazine now belongs to bitpay (through some entity of which galippi has a stake in)
10:43 punkman davout, no gallipi's entity sold the magazine
10:43 davout punkman: to whom?
10:43 punkman https://bitcoinmagazine.com/19079/btc-media-acquires-bitcoin-magazine/
10:43 assbot BTC Media Acquires Bitcoin Magazine – Bitcoin Magazine ... ( http://bit.ly/1EBp7w2 )
10:44 davout punkman: ok, ty for correcting my mistake!
10:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00047867 = 2.6327 BTC [-]
10:50 thestringpuller oh they finally sold it
10:51 thestringpuller haha took them long enough
10:51 thestringpuller now bitpay won't lose so much money
10:53 thestringpuller davout: bitpay was trying to sell bitcoin magazine for some time, it's really unprofitable, most profit was on appreciation in value of the bitcoin they swindled from people paying 5-6 btc per issue back in 2011
10:55 fluffypony nubbins`: there
10:55 fluffypony you can tahnk me later
10:59 punkman wtf was this thing "Coin Publishing LLC is collectively owned by individuals owning or working at BitPay, Butterfly Labs, Google, Casascius, 20 Mission, and Virtual Processing Solutions."
10:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1166 @ 0.00089981 = 1.0492 BTC [-] {7}
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11:24 ben_vulpes buenos dias mis pirómanos
11:30 ben_vulpes http://40.media.tumblr.com/973de9a76c1d60f52173199e053d9e25/tumblr_ng3qs8sdhy1s9e2ofo1_500.jpg me, i'm more of a city type. << glasses off, eyes down.
11:30 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JhJtx2 )
11:30 mircea_popescu and well shaved.
11:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67000 @ 0.000473 = 31.691 BTC [-] {3}
11:35 ben_vulpes whoa nijotz dropped by?
11:36 ben_vulpes nijotz: you know this place is full of women hate and racism right?
11:36 ben_vulpes exploitation, objectification, the whole lot
11:36 ben_vulpes you'll tar your good name in here
11:41 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> no wallet at all. << precisely this.
11:41 mircea_popescu who's he ?
11:42 mircea_popescu !up nijotz
11:42 nijotz ah ty
11:42 nijotz was trying to preach about niggercunts
11:42 ben_vulpes oh no voice yet?
11:42 mircea_popescu the who ?
11:43 ben_vulpes !rate nijotz 1 dis guy i know
11:43 assbot nijotz is not registered in WoT.
11:43 mircea_popescu ;;seen petterl
11:43 nijotz >you'll tar your good name
11:43 gribble I have not seen petterl.
11:43 ben_vulpes paha
11:43 mircea_popescu ;;seen peterl
11:43 gribble peterl was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 14 hours, 54 minutes, and 5 seconds ago: <PeterL> oh, that was me restarting it again, be back up in a sec
11:43 nijotz It's a good thing I don't have one
11:43 ben_vulpes make a new one
11:43 ben_vulpes keys are cheap
11:49 davout punkman: re bitcoinmagazine, this galippi quote is slightly confusing then: "We’re extremely proud of Bitcoin Magazine’s accomplishments, but know that we’ve only scratched the surface. The opportunity to join forces with BTC Media’s extremely capable and visionary team was the strategic move we needed to fully realize our potential."
11:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.10000815 = 3.0002 BTC [+] {7}
11:52 mircea_popescu lmao srsly ? re-re-re starting that dead fish ?
11:53 mircea_popescu ;;later tell bingoboingo now that pair is actually trying to resurect bitcoin magazine again, a blow by blow history of exactly how bitpay & the scam foundation stole that magazine from its owners a coupla years ago would be quite topical. the forum's got a pile of posts, see vladimir's stuff, maybe even interview him.
11:53 gribble The operation succeeded.
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12:10 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: valdimir?
12:10 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: pair was never in charage of btcmagazine iirc it was all tony
12:10 mircea_popescu pair is the bitpay ceo. vladimir is, as far as i know, the owner of btc magazine
12:11 mircea_popescu notwithstanding pretenses to the contrary.
12:11 davout wasn't he the guy that actually started it ?
12:11 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2012/ciuciu-bond/#comment-87616 (mihai alisie being teh turning stone on that bi of theft)
12:11 assbot Ciuciu Bond pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKbn0l )
12:12 mircea_popescu davout yeah.
12:12 ben_vulpes http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/22/thunderstruck_spaceplane/ << totally never doable in the states
12:12 assbot Oz father and son team plan suborbital spaceplane • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKbrxc )
12:12 mircea_popescu he started it, then the office gofer ran off with the keys,.
12:12 thestringpuller it was always a scam tho
12:12 mircea_popescu !up saifedean
12:14 ben_vulpes http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/01/150122114405.htm << probably just pornography, a la the logs for this place
12:14 assbot Major breakthrough in reading ancient scrolls -- ScienceDaily ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKbRDR )
12:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17200 @ 0.00048532 = 8.3475 BTC [+] {2}
12:15 ben_vulpes also not really a breakthrough until the text's been parsed, but whaddaya want from "science" these days.
12:15 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/the-godfather/ bring in the hate.
12:15 assbot The godfather pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKc7m9 )
12:16 ben_vulpes ;;later tell pete_dushenski http://www.classicdriver.com/en/car/mercedes-benz/sl-190/1958/276479 << i still don't see why you need that boat when you could have something pretty looking and leggy
12:16 assbot 1958 Mercedes-Benz SL 190 - 190 SL Roadster | Classic Driver Market ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKceOI )
12:16 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:16 mircea_popescu boat better for fucking in.
12:17 ben_vulpes !v assbot:ben_vulpes.rate.nijotz.1:2d059de0adbebaa481f0efb6ce77cf7ff0034a39cd7cc5f8051ee8d4f8654833
12:17 assbot Successfully added a rating of 1 for nijotz with note: dis guy i know
12:17 ben_vulpes you and your car fetish
12:17 ben_vulpes gearshift can be a fun toy
12:17 TomServo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=364pXTYeFzY
12:17 assbot Tailgating - Lost Highway (Lynch) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKcxJj )
12:17 mircea_popescu it's not a car fetish if you're not fucking the car@
12:18 TomServo (front passenger is named Pete, coincidentally)
12:18 ben_vulpes excuses excuses
12:20 mircea_popescu great TomServo :D
12:20 punkman mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-godfather/ bring in the hate. << lol "Deux Ex Fucking Puzzina"
12:20 assbot The godfather pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKdhhD )
12:20 punkman I watched it recently, didn't care for it
12:21 mircea_popescu it's incredible what people end up having their careers built on.
12:21 mircea_popescu without that, neither al nor francis'd hjave been heard of, perhaps. and yet...
12:21 punkman made me realize how retarded IMDB ratings are actually
12:21 mircea_popescu what's this, 10 ?
12:21 mircea_popescu 11 ?
12:21 punkman I think it was #1
12:22 mircea_popescu i meant 11/10
12:22 punkman it's #2 apparently http://www.imdb.com/chart/top
12:22 assbot IMDb Top 250 - IMDb ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKdEIZ )
12:22 mircea_popescu http://40.media.tumblr.com/a824b2aafc26b50a920698a8bbca2baf/tumblr_n5wzqmn3sl1s9e2ofo1_500.jpg
12:22 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKdHVk )
12:37 mircea_popescu punkman: fake boyfriends that is << the trouble with an actual boyfriend is that he just might make you a woman
12:37 mircea_popescu and girls generally dun wanna be women anymore than boys actually wanna be men.
12:38 mircea_popescu assbot: Bitcoin (and Blockchain) | Andreessen Horowitz ... << lmao horowitz ALSO wishes to be first best biggest ?
12:38 mircea_popescu these idiots just won't read, will they.
12:39 mircea_popescu "why should i figure out how actual history flowed when i can just make up an imaginary history for myself! not like the same exact processes are going to repeat themselves or anything.... I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! The world outside my head doesn't really exist! "
12:40 mircea_popescu "so what if mp said in 2012 that we have a littlew time left and in 2013 that our time ran out. WE ARE STARTING THE COUNT IN 2014! So there!"
12:43 mircea_popescu davout: so TIL that coindesk belongs to shakil kan, investor in bitpay and kraken, and that bitcoinmagazine now belongs to bitpay (through some entity of which galippi has a stake in) << lawl.
12:43 mircea_popescu yes, they been working butt off to buy relevancy in the space. modest results.
12:45 punkman https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=129722.msg1387040#msg1387040
12:45 assbot What to expect from Bitcoin Magazine ... ( http://bit.ly/1CKiHcq )
12:45 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> punkman: fake boyfriends that is << the trouble with an actual boyfriend is that he just might make you a woman << just what distinguishes women from girls?
12:46 punkman "He also started to charge BitTalk Media at a rate of 80 GBP per hour for the time required to respond to messages and emails that asked for clarifications and actions regarding these company assets.  Even more, he was paying himself for the time that was required to pay himself. All these actions lead towards considering him as a rogue/hostile shareholder."
12:46 mircea_popescu punkman actual term of law, "rogue/hostile shareholder" dontchaknow.
12:47 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes do you know what's the difference between a useful employee and a dweeb with no understanding of anything that's going to "totally revolutionize the way you do business" ?
12:47 ben_vulpes myeah i can smell that.
12:47 ben_vulpes hm.
12:48 mircea_popescu okay. it's a similar thing for women. a girl "thinks she migh have been raped". a woman is slightly bemused at your apparent expectation that taking her clothes off puts HER at a disadvantage.
12:48 punkman mircea_popescu: punkman actual term of law, "rogue/hostile shareholder" dontchaknow. < it is?
12:48 mircea_popescu punkman no, i'm mocking the dweebs
12:52 mircea_popescu the entire nonsense shows a ridoinculous unfamiliarity with what isbeingdiscussed and what the forms involved are.
12:52 mircea_popescu like fifteen year old "businessmen" in the ghetto.
12:52 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> okay. it's a similar thing for women. a girl "thinks she migh have been raped". a woman is slightly bemused at your apparent expectation that taking her clothes off puts HER at a disadvantage. << huh.
12:53 mircea_popescu punkman: wtf was this thing "Coin Publishing LLC is collectively owned by individuals owning or working at BitPay, Butterfly Labs, Google, Casascius, 20 Mission, and Virtual Processing Solutions." << this thing was the cartel.
12:53 mircea_popescu back when we arrayed forces, in 2012, there were a lot more of them.
12:53 mircea_popescu not so many left, and i'm not done.
13:00 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/5eafaf664d466204daee061a4709b739/tumblr_nguive3jof1st57i5o1_1280.jpg
13:00 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yMYggg )
13:07 jurov http://fortune.com/2015/01/22/the-age-of-unicorns/
13:07 assbot The Age of Unicorns - Fortune ... ( http://bit.ly/1yMZ8kR )
13:08 jurov "the startup world, a valuation of $1 billion says that you’re no longer a fly-by-night startup with plans to quickly sell out to Google."
13:12 mircea_popescu heh
13:24 ben_vulpes quick poll: stehpinklers or sitzpinklers?
13:29 ben_vulpes Kushed: you're flapping.
13:30 ben_vulpes https://twitter.com/cointhink/status/558670481088184322
13:30 assbot /cryptsy DRK/XRP market shows the top bid higher than the top ask. How/why is that happening? http://t.co/xdXnoFMF7v
13:31 fluffypony lol
13:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44200 @ 0.00049077 = 21.692 BTC [+] {2}
13:48 mats http://www.dailyfx.com/forex/technical/home/analysis/eur-usd/2015/01/23/dailyclassics_eur-usd.html
13:48 assbot EUR/USD Technical Analysis: Passing on Short for Now | DailyFX
14:00 mats idk why i keep reading HN comments about BTC related things
14:01 mats i am massively disappointed every time
14:03 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: your cloak doesn't work.
14:04 mats too late, drone is en route
14:04 mats https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8933581
14:04 assbot Warren Buffett said Bitcoins are a mirage and I agree. They are worthless hashe... | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1GISCkv )
14:05 asciilifeform trololol
14:05 mats "cash is a mirage and i agree. they are worthless cotton"
14:06 mats b-brilliant.
14:20 mod6 it died finally.
14:29 mats block?
14:29 mats *block number?
14:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32400 @ 0.00047122 = 15.2675 BTC [-]
14:34 mod6 it easily lasted 12-14 hours. made it up to height=136572
14:34 mod6 im not going to continue this sync, unless requested. i think that's a decent demonstration
14:34 mod6 with 128mb ram
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14:50 mats http://www.csoonline.com/article/2874230/cybercrime-hacking/thousands-of-us-gas-stations-exposed-to-internet-attacks.html
14:50 assbot Thousands of U.S. gas stations exposed to Internet attacks | CSO Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1t7Npwe )
14:58 TomServo Not sure why an ATG would have it's own internet facing connection, rather than ride on the gas stations' network.
15:00 mats http://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/2te5h8/the_internet_of_gas_station_tank_gauges_thousands/cnybzgs
15:00 assbot gsuberland comments on The Internet of Gas Station Tank Gauges - thousands of tank gauges on open Internet ... ( http://bit.ly/1JuCNd5 )
15:02 mats >found a couple of air purifiers on Shodan ... Turns out they were biochem air purifiers that provided negative pressure in a BSL3 lab ... Turning them off or reversing their direction ... was possible, according to a manual I found
15:04 mats http://www.aphl.org/aphlprograms/preparedness-and-response/Smallpox/pdf/the-1-2-3s-of-biosafety-levels.pdf >> "BSL-3 is suitable for work with infectious agents which may cause serious or potentially lethal diseases as a result of exposure by the inhalation route... Examples of agents that should be manipulated at BSL-3 are M. tuberculosis St. Louis
15:04 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1t7RjVX )
15:04 mats encephalitis virus, and Coxiella burnetii"
15:04 mats brilliant.
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15:33 danielpbarron I picked up some funny negative ratings in the tardstalk WoT over the woodcollector scam
15:33 danielpbarron So obvious he is a sock puppet. i would highly advise against not only doing business with this account, but engaging in any kind of conversation with this weirdo.
15:33 danielpbarron Another sock puppet possible purchased account of Nubbins / Paul Revere. Also a ranting and raving Jesus humping Bible thumping verifiable crazy person it appears. Stay clear of this one for sure.
15:34 asciilifeform sc4mz0rz in 'tilt mode' are so very entertaining.
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15:56 TomServo https://twitter.com/a_greenberg/status/558715505721507840
15:56 assbot This, no joke, is the coffee shop where a bunch of reporters have been hanging out during Ross Ulbricht's trial http://t.co/OouCKFg3kP
15:56 TomServo It's called "Silkroad Place", HA!
16:05 asciilifeform mats: net-connected air filters, etc. << the 'hammurabic' punishment for having built such a thing ought to be, perhaps, to be placed in a net-connected electric chair for a few days. can be turned on by, e.g., an snmp packet.
16:08 davout ping inmate-01.correction-facility.gov
16:08 asciilifeform kbzzzzz.
16:09 kakobrekla now it doesnt resolve anymore
16:10 davout m
16:10 davout you used too painful command line options
16:13 davout til the meninist movement is a thing
16:16 davout !up cazalla
16:16 cazalla ty, no scoopbot around so http://qntra.net/2015/01/amid-domain-name-hijacking-coinfires-alleged-sec-source-is-revealed/
16:16 assbot Amid Domain Name Hijacking, CoinFire's Alleged SEC Source Is Revealed | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1yDYE0d )
16:17 pete_dushenski asciilifeform net-connected electric chair for << haha!
16:18 pete_dushenski davout meninist = menonite feminists ?
16:18 davout what's menonite?
16:19 pete_dushenski it's a anti-tech christian
16:19 pete_dushenski small rural clans, farmers mostly
16:19 davout today i keep learning
16:19 mats the claim re: SEC source seems dubious on its face
16:19 pete_dushenski a new group splits off as soon as population >150
16:20 kakobrekla i thought menonite is amish
16:20 kakobrekla or relative to.
16:20 pete_dushenski pretty much
16:20 pete_dushenski oh, it's two n's --> mennonite
16:20 pete_dushenski well, 3 total
16:21 TomServo So what's a meninist then?
16:21 cazalla mats, well, i included alleged but if the attacker managed to take their domain and twitter account from them, it wouldn't surprise me if sec source name is true, i'm not claiming that anyway, just reporting on what was said
16:21 davout i understand as the same thing as a feminist but for men
16:21 davout *understand it
16:22 TomServo oh
16:22 mats cazalla: ic
16:25 pete_dushenski ;;later tell ben_vulpes i'm not really a convertible guy. if i was going to one-up myself, i'd go for the bulletproof 560 sel http://www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars/mercedes-benz/560/used-mercedes-benz-560-marylebone-fpa-201310129249992
16:25 assbot MERCEDES-BENZ 560 Saloon for sale in Marylebone | Auto Trader ... ( http://bit.ly/1yE0WMR )
16:25 gribble The operation succeeded.
16:25 asciilifeform 'Currently, an individual's cyber behavior is not checked during the security clearance investigative and adjudicative process because legal and privacy limits have not been clearly defined... ... Because the Army's demographic includes many young Soldiers, security clearance investigations often cover a shorter period of time... ... While this poses some risks, the overwhelming majority of these Soldiers have proven that they
16:25 asciilifeform are not a security risk.' << mega-lol << http://cryptome.org/2015/01/Manning-Wikileaks-AR-15-6-ROI.pdf (pp. 31)
16:26 pete_dushenski i mean, who doesn't want 3" thick windows on their car?
16:26 mats shipping container on wheels
16:26 pete_dushenski precious cargo
16:26 davout lol
16:26 asciilifeform the fastest, thickest, most luxurious car is --- not having to go places.
16:27 davout asciilifeform: you meant the bestestest
16:27 ben_vulpes man you are *lazy*
16:27 ben_vulpes allergic to the outdoors or something?
16:27 pete_dushenski asciilifeform that lack of cloak ealier would explain why my internet went down 3! times this morning, oh so conveniently every time i tried to log on.
16:27 asciilifeform love the outdoors.
16:27 asciilifeform how much outdoors does one get inside car.
16:28 ben_vulpes one must get to the place one wants to be, though.
16:28 asciilifeform not if you live there?
16:28 TomServo pete_dushenski: is your client auto-joining #b-a?
16:28 pete_dushenski you can't live everywhere you want to be...
16:28 pete_dushenski TomServo yes.
16:28 davout i love the outdoors, as long as it stays outdoors
16:29 asciilifeform some folks do live where they want to be.
16:29 asciilifeform iirc, mircea_popescu doesn't drive.
16:29 davout he cheats, he gets driven around
16:29 pete_dushenski mp still takes taxis
16:29 pete_dushenski right
16:29 TomServo pete_dushenski: Likely the cause of the failed cloak.. it doesn't activate until you've authed with services.
16:29 pete_dushenski TomServo aha well that'd do it.
16:30 asciilifeform and now we know that ddosbot is still here.
16:30 pete_dushenski i was trying a client called scam or something... ah snak, that was it
16:31 pete_dushenski great layout and big fonts but it doesn't store the nickserv info
16:31 davout asciilifeform: my connection pretty much *always* gets beaten to a pulp when i touch #b-a uncloaked
16:31 pete_dushenski ddosbot is as fiery as ever.
16:32 davout it's actually pretty lame that people *must* be cloaked to come here, even for the first time
16:32 pete_dushenski asciilifeform and living where you want to live =! not needed to drive de temps a temps
16:32 pete_dushenski needing*
16:32 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: i admit that i'd still keep a car even if did not need to drive to work sites
16:32 pete_dushenski davout yet another barrier to entry
16:33 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: but can't say i'd use it particularly often then
16:34 pete_dushenski this is north america after all. not having a car is like not having a temperature controlled home
16:34 davout pete_dushenski: some interesting people we'd like to have around could very well not be so technically proficient
16:34 pete_dushenski i completely agree
16:35 pete_dushenski herr taleb, for one.
16:35 davout exactly him i was talking about
16:35 pete_dushenski but what we'd like and what is do not meet here
16:35 davout if it keeps taleb out and lets taaki in it's probably the wrong kind of barrier to entry :D
16:35 pete_dushenski this brings up the old idea of hiring someone to hand the man a logged in laptop
16:36 asciilifeform if he wanted in, he'd be here.
16:37 pete_dushenski maybe the next time taleb and saifedean cross paths ?
16:39 thestringpuller asciilifeform wants this: http://www.playfulleeds.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tube.jpg
16:39 TomServo I'd probably take steps to avoid this place if my first taste was the sexyginger video.
16:39 * TomServo shudders.
16:40 thestringpuller TomServo: sexyginger video?
16:40 mats humorless, you are
16:40 asciilifeform TomServo: my working hypothesis is that, for a figure like taleb, the whole net smells a little too much of taaki and sexyginger et al
16:40 pete_dushenski thestringpuller did you see the "same damn time" video in my last article ? i thought you might get a kick out of it
16:40 TomServo thestringpuller: joking, sexysaffron
16:40 pete_dushenski TomServo lol you're assuming he even saw it
16:41 TomServo pete_dushenski: no, simply stating what my reaction would be
16:41 pete_dushenski well it's not like this place is hard to avoid
16:42 pete_dushenski even those "in bitcoin" seem pretty adept at this task
16:42 TomServo asciilifeform: I'd say you're likely to be correct on that.
16:42 pete_dushenski asciilifeform taleb also seems to genuinely enjoy facebook and twitter
16:43 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: does he actually do two-way traffic in those, or does he simply have a perl script to broadcast his utterances every which way.
16:44 TomServo I seem to recall him in at least 1 twitter argument.
16:45 pete_dushenski he's constantly in twitter arguments
16:45 pete_dushenski mostly gmo these days
16:45 pete_dushenski skewering journalists and pseudoscientists who don't understand what a fat tail is
16:46 ben_vulpes ;;tslb
16:47 gribble Time since last block: 37 minutes and 4 seconds
16:49 mats ;;bc,stats
16:49 gribble Current Blocks: 340222 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 481 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 days, 20 hours, 21 minutes, and 7 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 42039814636.8 | Estimated Percent Change: -4.39339
16:49 pete_dushenski Nassim Nicholas Taleb: December 29, 2014 at 7:45pm: "With the information age the world looks uglier, dirtier, more corrupt, scheming, mostly because the malicious was hidden from us before."
16:50 pete_dushenski ^this explains why he sticks to the "cleanliness" of sm
16:50 pete_dushenski who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men!
16:51 mats that last part doesn't look well written
17:06 xanthyos sunlight is the best disinfectant
17:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2313 @ 0.00092784 = 2.1461 BTC [+] {10}
17:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3694 @ 0.00092986 = 3.4349 BTC [+] {8}
17:09 jurov <davout> it occurs to me it would be really nice to have a way to easily dice-generate an rsa keypair << needs just some 1585 dice throws to get two 2048bit seeds (from them prime search is sequential)
17:09 fluffypony I found old Karpeles wisdom
17:09 fluffypony http://php.net/manual/en/function.fputcsv.php#72428
17:09 assbot PHP: fputcsv - Manual ... ( http://bit.ly/15E9jNr )
17:10 davout jurov: à coeur vaillant, rien d'impossible
17:10 jurov why? once per second, in half hour you're done
17:10 davout ;;dice 20d20
17:10 gribble 8, 7, 14, 7, 11, 9, 1, 11, 11, 1, 1, 14, 5, 2, 13, 5, 19, 9, 13, and 18
17:11 jurov not much of a bravery
17:12 davout wai, you didn't hear of the actual dice-launching leprechauns powering gribble?
17:13 jurov mircea has actual trained woman not some pesky creatures. throw, mash key 1-6, repeat all day
17:13 jurov *women
17:14 jurov no wonder gribble isn't working every now and then
17:15 jurov kakobrekla: and what does assbot use?
17:16 jurov pulls the numbers out of its ass, i suppose
17:17 pete_dushenski it's not called trainedwomenthrowingdicebot
17:18 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mod6, mircea_popescu, jurov: anybody ever try bitcoind (any ver.) on 'minix' ?
17:18 pete_dushenski "The stock—which trades under the symbol BOX—opened at $20.20 on the New York Stock Exchange, rose as high as $24.73 and closed at $23.23, up 66% from its initial public offering price of $14."
17:19 jurov i had a thought about djgpp but minix? never
17:20 thestringpuller roll d20 to see if you don't get molested at catholic school. hit 15 to evade
17:20 thestringpuller ;;dice 1d20
17:20 gribble 7
17:20 thestringpuller OH NO
17:21 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mod6, mircea_popescu: incidentally, the 'pogo' i bought just showed up. will test 0.5.3 there.
17:25 kakobrekla jurov for otp? sha256 of a paragraph i made up from non-dict words plus some pseudo random bs that changes each run
17:25 kakobrekla i dont have a better idea atm
17:29 kakobrekla it does contain a lot of irony though if that helps
17:32 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mod6, mircea_popescu: http://pastebin.com/bxmXGaw7 << basics work.
17:32 assbot root on $18 arm box - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvlOYm )
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17:48 danielpbarron !up Bagels7
17:51 jurov http://qntra.net/2015/01/winkelvii-intend-new-york-based-exchanged/ exchanged === exchange?
17:51 assbot Winkelvii Intend New York Based Exchanged | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvqOw6 )
17:52 jurov and isn't winklevii?
17:53 ben_vulpes minix, eh?
17:55 ben_vulpes not i.
17:57 xanthyos !up Bagels7
18:01 ben_vulpes nOgAnOo: you're cloaking tardily.
18:06 mircea_popescu asciilifeform o hey nice
18:06 mircea_popescu !up rdymac
18:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: there's a 128mB eeprom. about to write freebsd there.
18:07 mircea_popescu how hard would it be to replace ?
18:07 rdymac Yep?
18:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: why replace it? the thing has three usb3, one sd, and one sata jack.
18:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: can likewise boot from these.
18:07 mircea_popescu oh!
18:08 mircea_popescu 25 bux ? srsly ?
18:08 asciilifeform 18.
18:08 mircea_popescu rdymac nothin in particular.
18:08 asciilifeform not incl. mail.
18:08 asciilifeform (i had it overnighted, because i could.)
18:08 mircea_popescu nubbins` say, would you wish to act as distribution agent for the serenissima full node box ?
18:09 rdymac :) I though you were talking about Venezuela again :)
18:09 asciilifeform there is, for the record, an identical (but for lack of sata and one of the usb jacks) device which retails for 12 usd.
18:09 mircea_popescu sata is worth the 6 bux tho
18:09 * asciilifeform also thought this.
18:10 mircea_popescu rdymac haha nope. but i did note the evo morales cartoon character proposes a seafaring bolivia of the future.
18:12 rdymac All oficialismo crooks smoke the same shit
18:12 mircea_popescu quite.
18:12 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/bcdaf3fcde4781c4a6e026380ab45f69/tumblr_ngv8svBo8j1t66g5ro1_1280.jpg << part one of the bitcoin-assets guide to perfect waitressing. today, the smile.
18:12 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jvxgmz )
18:13 Bagels7 WOAH
18:14 mircea_popescu http://40.media.tumblr.com/350770b31859e4fb5e909aae8de287f6/tumblr_n8aq8sg4QS1tgs8v6o4_500.jpg < tomorrow we do the leg action.
18:14 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvxKcr )
18:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the logical way to set these up, i think, is to boot from attached disk if one is found; otherwise from internal eeprom, which ought to contain an automatic 'everything-installer' (of our distribution.)
18:17 rdymac mircea_popescu: dude! I'm in a fucking public place xD
18:17 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that way, user can swap the disk at his pleasure
18:17 mircea_popescu rdekley so are they.
18:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i was thinking, supply unit + sada preimaged.
18:18 mircea_popescu sata*
18:18 davout mircea_popescu: a publick fucking place
18:18 asciilifeform everyone already owns a bag of sata disks.
18:18 mircea_popescu public place fucking!
18:18 asciilifeform or large sd, or usb stick
18:18 asciilifeform (all options)
18:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah you're right.
18:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform did you get it off amazon or actual supplier ?
18:19 * asciilifeform is still waiting to hear the story of why anyone, other than us, would wish to buy one of these and plug it in
18:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: amazon
18:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: there are a few sources for these. my understanding is that they are still in production.
18:20 mircea_popescu yeah in point of fact, we don't need to clunk up distribution
18:20 mircea_popescu rdymac http://36.media.tumblr.com/0a938c036c3bac7d8f7a93b0859186af/tumblr_n8aq8sg4QS1tgs8v6o9_500.jpg there just for you.
18:20 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jvzq5U )
18:22 mircea_popescu danielpbarron: Another sock puppet possible purchased account of Nubbins / Paul Revere. << i lolled
18:22 mircea_popescu im so totally going to call nubsy peter minuit from now on.
18:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: mats: net-connected air filters, etc. << the 'hammurabic' punishment << http://www.fuckingmachines.com/site/shoots.jsp
18:24 assbot Sex Machines, Squirting and Extreme Orgasms - Updates ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvAyGo )
18:24 mircea_popescu im kind-of amazed there's not this thing already, girl tied to chair, insert coin to make the rabbit hop.
18:25 mircea_popescu "Yes, the rumors are true. Our domain was stolen. Our registrar says we likely can't get it back." lmao
18:25 mircea_popescu so how is it OUR registrar then
18:26 jurov http://btc.yt/lxr/source/ is now public
18:26 assbot HEAD/ ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvBjzk )
18:27 jurov just a preview with 0.5.3 upstream, will be adding more versions
18:27 mircea_popescu Update 2 – Mike from CoinFire has posted a response in which he denies that his source has been identified << that derp is so un-credible by now...
18:27 mircea_popescu jurov cool!
18:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00047132 = 4.0298 BTC [+]
18:29 mircea_popescu mats: shipping container on wheels << he has a point you know. armored cars are meh. better off just go shoot whoever is going to be shooting you and be done wit hit.
18:29 jurov with a drone
18:30 mats a ya. anyway whats bulletproof glass gonna do when i set a charge under a manhole cover?
18:30 mircea_popescu keep the brains inside the car.
18:30 mats kek.
18:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: the fastest, thickest, most luxurious car is --- not having to go places. << i still go places, even tho i dun have to.
18:32 kakobrekla but you are weird.
18:32 mircea_popescu davout: it's actually pretty lame that people *must* be cloaked to come here, even for the first time << why ?
18:32 mircea_popescu kakobrekla im not weird, i'm just differently normal.
18:32 mircea_popescu don't opress me.
18:33 mircea_popescu pete_dushenski: this is north america after all. not having a car is like not having a temperature controlled home << i didn;t know fish liked to drive up north.
18:34 danielpbarron http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/blockhains-first-citizen-328
18:34 assbot A New Form of ID Allows You to Be a Citizen of the World | VICE | United Kingdom ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvDqDp )
18:34 mircea_popescu derp.
18:34 mircea_popescu dude vice is almost as idiotic as twitter.
18:34 mircea_popescu davout: pete_dushenski: some interesting people we'd like to have around could very well not be so technically proficient << sluts belong in the bedroom not in the public forum.
18:35 mircea_popescu that's the only sort of technically inept interesting people that can be.
18:35 ben_vulpes blech
18:35 ben_vulpes that's pretty bad
18:36 mircea_popescu i'm sure that upon invention of speech there were some pretty hott neanderthals that nevertheless couldn't make the cut.
18:36 mircea_popescu and upon invention of writing there were tons of cool people that never caught the boat.
18:36 mircea_popescu and so it goes. gotta keep with the times.
18:37 mircea_popescu davout: if it keeps taleb out and lets taaki << doesn't seem to be doing that tho.
18:38 mircea_popescu TomServo: I'd probably take steps to avoid this place if my first taste was the sexyginger video. << would you ? what wouldhave the contrary effect ?
18:39 kakobrekla wait, there is a video?
18:39 davout there is a video?
18:39 danielpbarron Bitnation "white paper" hosted here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZiIZ-rmI79HPNbfJ1AXwcgoe8TKMoUMatDf7YfO5LZw/edit and de-derpified here: http://danielpbarron.com/BITNATIONWhitepaper.txt
18:39 assbot BITNATION Whitepaper - Google Documenten ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvEMOo )
18:39 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvEKWQ )
18:39 mircea_popescu kakobrekla davout yes ? where've you been ?
18:40 mircea_popescu danielpbarron seems a completely spurious attempt by people who have failed to read http://trilema.com/2013/why-i-nixed-p2p-colored-coins-and-all-that-jazz/
18:40 assbot Why I nixed p2p, colored coins and all that jazz pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvF73z )
18:41 mircea_popescu one does not become bitcoin-assets by defecating in google docs.
18:41 mircea_popescu but adding Susanne Tarkowski Tempelhof to the list of blacklisted idiots is a useful result of the effort, i guess.
18:44 mircea_popescu jurov: why? once per second, in half hour you're done << you can throw six at a time, be done in five minutes
18:44 mod6 asciilifeform: regarding 'pogo': Cool!
18:44 jurov if you can key them in at once
18:45 jurov um...theoretically possible to key in ten dice at once, one per finger
18:46 mircea_popescu jurov two girl job but yes.
18:46 TomServo mircea_popescu: what would have the contrary effect? << samples of many of the insightful conversation I've witnessed here over the years. Would do it for me at least.
18:46 jurov one can throw dice using a foot mechanism, hands stay on keyboard
18:47 jurov :D
18:47 mircea_popescu TomServo conversation is meaningless outside context. how do you supply context ?
18:47 mircea_popescu jurov or shoot dicelasers out of cunt ?
18:47 TomServo mircea_popescu: link to logs? :)
18:48 kakobrekla context is text made to con you.
18:48 mircea_popescu jurov but realy, the correct way to do it is, make a 40x40 grid in a wooden box that's the size of the dice, buy 1600 dice, shake until they settle then photograph and read the thing.
18:48 mircea_popescu takes 5 seconds.
18:48 mircea_popescu lol kako
18:48 mircea_popescu TomServo afaik that was tried multiple times.
18:49 jurov nubbins`: suggest the woodscammer to make above dice contraptions?
18:49 mircea_popescu it's really not hard to do. works best with good quality glass or ebonite dice best.
18:50 nubbins` my cat is a carpet when she is on the way to the vet
18:50 jurov she is? or you're on the way with her?
18:51 nubbins` pet in car = carpet
18:51 nubbins` ;/
18:52 nubbins` http://www.thespinningimage.co.uk/cultfilms/images/7807.jpg
18:52 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvHMdI )
18:52 nubbins` ^ shag carpet
18:52 mircea_popescu jurov: and isn't winklevii? << yeah it is, bingoboingo
18:52 jurov yea. but you wrote as if the vet is the cat's initiative
18:53 nubbins` o o o
18:53 nubbins` i see
18:53 jurov or is my engrish failing me?
18:53 nubbins` and this is my first language ;/
18:53 jurov :D
18:53 nubbins` "my drink is on its way to me"
18:53 * nubbins` places open mouth at bottom of slope
18:53 mircea_popescu canadians have a first language ?!
18:54 jurov yes, whatever the First Nations speak
18:54 danielpbarron http://i.imgur.com/95DYiDj.png
18:54 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1BT6J3v )
18:55 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/8a72238116a64fe92e97e9d056d689ae/tumblr_nfyb6eNSIj1sg5ymbo1_1280.jpg
18:55 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1BT6RQx )
18:55 mircea_popescu i win.
18:56 mircea_popescu wait, CROWD SALE ? it's not only stupid, it's also a scam ?
18:56 mircea_popescu shocked, i am.
18:58 ben_vulpes http://www.nature.com/news/ageing-research-blood-to-blood-1.16762 << okay now this is some cool science
18:58 assbot Ageing research: Blood to blood : Nature News & Comment ... ( http://bit.ly/1BT7rxK )
18:58 ben_vulpes “If two rats are not adjusted to each other, one will chew the head of the other until it is destroyed,” << yesssss
19:01 ben_vulpes aw man now i gotta get my braindamaged clone to happen
19:01 ben_vulpes so i can pump his blood through me
19:01 ben_vulpes TOTALLY GOING TO CLONE MYSELF, GUYS
19:01 ben_vulpes repeatedly too
19:02 mircea_popescu so basically, teh lich/vampire mythology is all correct.
19:02 ben_vulpes this would be a good story.
19:02 kakobrekla we are onto mp
19:02 ben_vulpes it works better with close genetic matches
19:03 mircea_popescu better buy up all the cheap venezuelean consuelas before you geriatrics figure it out
19:03 mircea_popescu brb
19:03 danielpbarron "Well, personally I would only marry on the blockchain. Traditional marriage is a big risk – it can destroy people's lives." --Janina Lowisz, AKA "Blockchain Girl"
19:04 ben_vulpes mright
19:04 ben_vulpes tell her to stick it deedbot
19:04 * ben_vulpes elbows undata
19:04 mircea_popescu http://theintelligentmisogynist.tumblr.com/post/55487275996/this-one-kind-of-reminds-me-of-a-magazine-cover << people that have no actual experience with the matter of women kneeling, and live on the fumes of the fantasy thereof are kinda funny.
19:04 assbot The Intelligent Misogynist: This one kind of reminds me of a magazine cover. ... ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvLNyS )
19:05 mircea_popescu an enchanted land where bursitis isn't a thing and so on.
19:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22917 @ 0.00047132 = 10.8012 BTC [+]
19:08 ben_vulpes ain't nobody cooking on their knees, either.
19:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2080 @ 0.00094671 = 1.9692 BTC [+] {10}
19:08 ben_vulpes that's a demerit.
19:08 mircea_popescu maybe, if they were 11 foot tall
19:08 mircea_popescu then other problems
19:09 mircea_popescu and besides... heels!
19:09 ben_vulpes yeah fr srs
19:09 ben_vulpes although wood floors and heels man
19:09 ben_vulpes maybe i should caveat with american "wood" floors
19:09 mircea_popescu what about em ?
19:10 davout they're handlaser carver
19:11 jurov no cuntlaser
19:11 mircea_popescu pee pee pee
19:12 davout ;;buttlasers
19:12 gribble Error: "buttlasers" is not a valid command.
19:12 mircea_popescu actually, thats an idea : have rails insalled in the flooring, as if for the doors of a walk-in closet, and make the girls wear high heels that are hooked in there
19:12 davout you suck gribleh
19:12 mircea_popescu so they got like a train range.
19:12 mircea_popescu i suppose would work even better with neck chain.
19:12 * undata is underwhelmed by the notion that a "wallet" should involve a websocket, is likely just going to encrypt a sqlite and do his thing that way
19:12 mircea_popescu adjust length for crawl, knee crawl, walk...
19:13 undata that's the last thing deedbot needs; I've got a free-ish weekend coming up too
19:14 * undata really wants to just hand raw txns to a finished 0.5.3 fork
19:14 ben_vulpes undata: all you need to do is cook up raw transactions and sign them
19:14 ben_vulpes watch blocks coming in for transactions of relevance to your address, and then request them from btcd
19:15 undata yeah, the thing's going to need to be funded time to time though; I could just hand it a private key and keep track of its balance myself
19:15 davout undata: "is underwhelmed by the notion that a "wallet" should involve a websocket" <<< how do you mean?
19:15 undata this though grows into wallet-y thing which would be nicely decoupled from the client
19:15 davout wallets ought to be decoupled from the client
19:15 mircea_popescu undata that's the idea, all payments leave from the same address.
19:16 mircea_popescu http://40.media.tumblr.com/4a0a2562b229942c7259fc66c56c918c/tumblr_nc3itzJZP41ttwwhwo1_500.jpg
19:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1BTc2jy )
19:16 davout .bait
19:17 davout does that thing not work anymore?
19:17 davout ;;bait
19:17 gribble Error: "bait" is not a valid command.
19:17 ben_vulpes for like...
19:17 undata davout: yeah, that is a jab at btcwallet
19:17 ben_vulpes months
19:17 undata mircea_popescu: open slot insert privkey should be simple enough
19:17 davout ben_vulpes: a sad is me
19:18 ben_vulpes a sad were we all
19:18 ben_vulpes but now mircea_popescu does it by hand and with more variety
19:18 ben_vulpes i'm looking forward to anal stretching tomorrow
19:18 ben_vulpes and messy post-hummer faces on monday
19:18 ben_vulpes there's a schedule and everything
19:19 mircea_popescu lmao
19:19 ben_vulpes the tail-buttplugs scheduled for saturday...meh
19:19 mircea_popescu http://38.media.tumblr.com/70784dc9a1c938a7d7c979e693ea7946/tumblr_nia7xmQM0C1rsfdtro1_400.gif
19:19 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvPvIA )
19:19 ben_vulpes NO FUCKING AT THE NUDE BEACH
19:19 ben_vulpes gosh
19:19 ben_vulpes actually hilariously
19:20 ben_vulpes i was at the nude beach this summer. scads of folks of all ages and sizes parading around, lady v and i stretched out with wine and sammiches on a blanket somewhat away from the hubub. hundred feet or so down the beach i hear this little kid:
19:20 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes no bitching at the nude fuck!
19:20 ben_vulpes "EWWW!"
19:20 ben_vulpes "THEY'RE KISSING!"
19:20 mircea_popescu lolwut
19:21 ben_vulpes a real, as mircea_popescu sez, lolwut moment
19:21 mircea_popescu http://40.media.tumblr.com/85095b1c40899f8dfd117f353c23b1ae/tumblr_nhxdiemOJU1tyb4m4o1_500.jpg
19:21 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvQ19J )
19:21 ben_vulpes (mind you, the girl in question was herself running around nekkid)
19:21 kakobrekla <mircea_popescu> http://40.media.tumblr.com/85095b1c40899f8dfd117f353c23b1ae/tumblr_nhxdiemOJU1tyb4m4o1_500.jpg < no, fuck you.
19:21 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvQ45l )
19:21 undata she's right, rubbing food holes? ewwww!
19:22 nubbins` word holes too
19:22 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes wait, this was a little girl ?
19:22 mircea_popescu kakobrekla lol. no, fuck her.
19:24 undata nubbins`: I've always thought it ample evidence of there being no god that food and air share one, refuse recreation and procreation another
19:25 mircea_popescu !up psgs
19:25 mircea_popescu undata how's that logic go ?
19:26 psgs Thanks mircea_popescu :)
19:26 undata mircea_popescu: separate hole for air; no choking on food
19:26 undata etc
19:26 mircea_popescu sure. who're you ?
19:26 undata although he could just have a sense of humor
19:27 nubbins` https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=877143.0
19:27 assbot circular laser engraver engineering [ Bounty ] ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvRBbt )
19:28 nubbins` ^ for lulz
19:28 mircea_popescu undata if the air and food weren't meeting you couldn't likely speak
19:28 mircea_popescu "I would be willing to offer a negotiable fee or bounty to anyone who could solve this engineering problem."
19:29 mircea_popescu shit, let's do a cold fusion and circle cvadrature bounty on tardstalk!
19:29 nubbins` heh
19:30 nubbins` funny thing is, he was trying to solve this problem specifically for Blazedout419's $14,000 piece
19:30 * nubbins` chuckles
19:30 mircea_popescu tsk
19:32 undata needing to make noise and generally not wanting to duplicate effort makes a fair amount of sense
19:32 mircea_popescu "THE TRUTH BEHIND NUBBINS LIES AND TACTICS"
19:32 mircea_popescu win.
19:32 undata also helps to be able to blow blockage out
19:32 * undata accepts there is a loving lord
19:33 mircea_popescu just evolutionarily discovered good design
19:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26555 @ 0.00047552 = 12.6274 BTC [+] {2}
19:35 nubbins` HEH yep
19:38 hanbot is it really that hard a problem? what if you use a second laser to measure distance and focus the cutter?
19:42 danielpbarron i bet he did the engraving on a disc and cut the B out after
19:43 punkman you need a laser that doesn't just move in cartesian plane, solved problem but expensive
19:44 hanbot it's always a polar "plane" anyway no?
19:47 punkman what is?
19:48 hanbot i imagine what you mean is that the cheapo laser has fixed distance focus. then it would cut on a spheric surface not really a cartesian plane.
19:49 hanbot if it can actually adjust focus distance to make a real plane, then well...it can adjust focus distance.
19:51 asciilifeform jurov: http://btc.yt/lxr/ident?_i=CMerkleBlock << e.g., this, is probably not supposed to happen. (click on identified, finds nothing.)
19:51 assbot HEAD identifier search: CMerkleBlock ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ec17SY )
19:52 punkman hanbot, oic what you mean. I don't know much about lasers, but I think focus adjustment wouldn't help for the vase example.
19:53 punkman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTwJ212lw7s
19:53 assbot DigiRob Laser - The Ultimate 7Axis Robotic Laser Cutting Machine - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvY5Y2 )
19:56 hanbot ianae either.
19:56 asciilifeform laser << can get as many axes as you want to pay for. diametric, iirc, has a 3-axis.
19:56 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes wait, this was a little girl ? << yeah
19:57 ben_vulpes man i gotta get better at telling stories.
19:58 hanbot maybe she just liked you
19:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18149 @ 0.00047436 = 8.6092 BTC [-]
20:02 mircea_popescu nubbins` you know in retrospect, i don't actually blame the woodcarver idiot. he's just some monkey doing what he should be doing : monkeying.
20:03 mircea_popescu i blame undressen horowitz and paul graham and fucking bill gates. that's who i blame.
20:03 mircea_popescu and a whole shitload of "charity" in africa isn't going towash this off of them. poor monkey is doing what they claiemd he should be doing. fucking frauds.
20:04 mircea_popescu he's exactly their fucking poster child : politically aware, rhetorically prepared, ready to lie and fake it all the way.
20:08 mircea_popescu lol totally ben_vulpes hanbot has it : the little nubbin was angling for your ass.
20:10 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mod6, jurov, mircea_popescu: http://imgur.com/mFytet5 << that thing.
20:10 assbot test - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ec4OrB )
20:11 mircea_popescu all worx?
20:11 asciilifeform object on right hand side of photograph is plastic lid (why??? ask them, not me. with it on, the device looks precisely like the non-sata version.)
20:12 asciilifeform presently backing up the original contents, to restore later (why? so can test auto-diddler that pumps in everything in one go.)
20:12 asciilifeform it still remains to be answered, what these are for.
20:13 asciilifeform i.e. is user expecting an interface of some kind? or just running a node for the warm emotions
20:13 mircea_popescu running node for the purpose of having nodes on the network.
20:13 asciilifeform and how is he to know that the machine is working ?
20:13 mircea_popescu he's not really to care.
20:13 mircea_popescu also, http://40.media.tumblr.com/fddf10ed4a676651a63064e3c5b80db0/tumblr_nidztehhTw1sn5nr5o2_1280.jpg
20:13 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ec5oph )
20:13 asciilifeform well, what if trivial malfunction (frayed cable, or he forgot to forward port 8333 or whatnot)
20:13 asciilifeform recall that we snipped upnp.
20:14 asciilifeform i'd suggest sticking a simple status display (blocks synched, connection count) on port 80.
20:14 asciilifeform (on lan, naturally)
20:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform nah, because guy knows the ip and can just check if a node answers there
20:15 mircea_popescu if not, throw out unit get new one.
20:15 asciilifeform he may want to know if the disk has filled.
20:15 mircea_popescu can pull it out.
20:16 asciilifeform sure.
20:16 asciilifeform so we just want a simple brutal beast of 0.5.3-on-a-unix-box ?
20:17 mircea_popescu pretty much.
20:18 jurov asciilifeform: fixed, CMerkleBlock isn't supposed to be in 0.5.3 but i have put there newer cpp files by mistake
20:19 mircea_popescu dude don't mix the shitstrands
20:19 asciilifeform jurov: seems entirely dead now
20:20 jurov O.o
20:21 asciilifeform jurov: click on any of the sources.
20:22 jurov irc.cpp does not exist but others work
20:23 asciilifeform half what i'm seeing is a link to nowhere
20:23 asciilifeform but yeah, main.cpp works
20:24 mircea_popescu nighty!
20:24 jurov drat, i'll redo it anyway
20:25 jurov this amazon caching really adds another dimension to everything
20:34 danielpbarron !up B007
~ 17 minutes ~
20:52 xanthyos !up danielpbarron
20:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21889 @ 0.00046953 = 10.2775 BTC [-] {2}
20:59 * danielpbarron stabs xanthyos
21:04 decimation asciilifeform: what kind of buses are available on your pogo board? and is it the "pogoplug mobile"?
21:04 asciilifeform decimation: pogo-v4-a3-01
21:05 asciilifeform decimation: under top cover, usb port (usb2?) and sata (2.5 inch laptop drive.) on rear end, two usb3 ports and 1 Gbit ethernet, and dc in (12 volt.)
21:06 asciilifeform decimation: this is not the cheapest (~$12) but second-cheapest (~$18) 'pogo.'
21:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25030 @ 0.00047499 = 11.889 BTC [+] {3}
21:11 decimation hmm interesting
21:13 decimation so one could get a usb3 to ethernet and make a cheap router too
21:13 asciilifeform decimation: slow and wasteful
21:13 decimation albeit a reliable usb3 to ethernet dongle is probably more costly than the device
21:14 asciilifeform decimation: for slightly more one can get an actual router with multiple gbit ethernet jacks.
21:14 * decimation wonders if any of this consumer grade junk has ecc ram
21:14 danielpbarron if you're gonna run buttcoin on something called a "pogo plug," you could call it a buttplug
21:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27968 @ 0.00047973 = 13.4171 BTC [+]
21:17 decimation mthreat: are you getting ddos'ed? Your ip is showing.
~ 23 minutes ~
21:41 asciilifeform BingoBoingo, cazalla, mircea_popescu, qntra folks: http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/01/23/barrett-browns-prison-time-raises-cybersecurity-journalism-concerns << today this fella went off to jail.
21:41 assbot Barrett Brown's Prison Time Raises Cybersecurity, Journalism Concerns - US News ... ( http://bit.ly/15ozfvx )
21:42 asciilifeform ^ sentenced for digging usg dirt without belonging to official mouthpiece media.
21:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18375 @ 0.00046812 = 8.6017 BTC [-]
21:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00046724 = 2.4296 BTC [-] {2}
22:03 asciilifeform re: 'eating nipples' - apparently, this exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA&list=PLF35524EBD4308ECC
22:03 assbot Indian Nipple Song - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yFfsUA )
22:06 asciilifeform related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ
22:06 assbot May He Poop? (an Indian music video translation) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/15oEKud )
22:06 asciilifeform (yes, found this by pure accident. believe or not.)
22:13 undata asciilifeform doth protest too much!
22:13 * undata clicks
22:21 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbb7BV3xP_A << apparently an entire planet of this exists.
22:21 assbot 12) Buffalaxed National Anthems_ Euro Edition - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/15oItb6 )
22:28 decimation asciilifeform: lol that one has the Nazi german anthem
22:31 decimation lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YLqC3DIgjY << dude who played hitler being 'parodied' is pissed about being parodied
22:31 assbot Hitler actor Bruno Ganz interview about Youtube Downfall Parodies - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/15oKG6r )
22:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22200 @ 0.00048402 = 10.7452 BTC [+] {2}
22:52 decimation http://www.advisorperspectives.com/commentaries/halbert_011415.php << primary dealers of Treasury bills manipulate the market: news at 11
22:52 assbot Is The US Treasury Market Rigged? Some Say Yes | Halbert Wealth Management | January 14, 2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/15oOzbI )
22:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29001 @ 0.00049273 = 14.2897 BTC [+] {3}
23:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28950 @ 0.00049802 = 14.4177 BTC [+]
23:09 mats ermagerd the harvard sluts around here...
23:11 mats ive been here a while and i still can't get over the high class white pussy strolling the streets
23:11 thestringpuller u go 2 harvard?
23:11 mats na. i live in cambridge.
23:11 thestringpuller sno sno snoooow bunnies
23:12 thestringpuller am i rite mod6 ?
23:15 mats bad auto complete or did i miss something
23:16 mats its not the electric cars, the buttcoins, or the smartphones that make me marvel about living in 2015
23:17 mats its this fucking tinder thing.
23:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.00049095 = 10.359 BTC [-]
23:17 mats buncha swipes and a few messages and i can get nookie on my lunch break
23:17 decimation mats: what's the diference between tinder and some frat party?
23:18 mats getting vomit and beer on my oxfords.
23:19 TomServo !b 5
23:19 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2YX8CM3.txt )
23:21 decimation tinder argues for a return to 'women-as-property' matchmaking among elders
23:22 mats did you grow up in a convent or something
23:23 mats tinder is chicks looking for handsome cock and maybe a night out
23:23 mats id imagine a feminist would approve of such female empowering tech
23:24 mats paging hanbot for input
23:25 decimation so submitting to the wisdom of a facebook-powered algorithm is empowering?
23:26 mats thats loaded
23:27 mats women are empowered bc its even easier now to meet a real man
23:28 thestringpuller mats how drunk are you right now?
23:28 mats like, sure, elders.
23:28 thestringpuller :D
23:28 thestringpuller I love when #b-a is drunk!
23:28 mats on a scale of one to linus
23:28 mats at least two linus
23:29 thestringpuller im headed there myself :D
23:29 mats pour one out for the niggas that we've lost
23:29 thestringpuller lol
23:29 thestringpuller fine
23:30 thestringpuller my window is open I'll pour a sip of the beer out
23:32 mats im doing post coital malware analysis and i dont think ive ever been more high on anything ever
23:33 mats thanks, patron (you owe me residuals for this plug)
23:36 thestringpuller i'm limited to post coital napping.
23:37 mats tequila works like a stimulant for me
23:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21100 @ 0.0004753 = 10.0288 BTC [-]
23:39 mats http://blogs.cisco.com/security/talos/cryptowall-2
23:39 assbot Ransomware on Steroids: Cryptowall 2.0 ... ( http://bit.ly/1BmvmTB )
23:39 mats have a good night folks
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