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00:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27600 @ 0.00051373 = 14.1789 BTC [-]
00:06 BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2yp1/is_bitpay_spending_too_much_9_employees_were_laid/cnm7rwk
00:06 assbot um_ya comments on Is Bitpay spending too much? 9 employees were laid off last week. ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8frJJ )
00:08 cazalla that is funny considering the timing of the article on trilema other day lol
00:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77450 @ 0.00051754 = 40.0835 BTC [+] {2}
00:10 BingoBoingo It really is
00:11 danielpbarron lol ya, my redditvote made the qntra comment go to the top
00:11 BingoBoingo lol
00:11 danielpbarron weew i made hope and change happen
00:13 BingoBoingo I still doesn't look like one of the many crap spewing anuses pretending to news because of forgoing bootstrap is not a design virtue.
00:13 * asciilifeform failed to parse this sentence ^
00:15 BingoBoingo Coindesk for axample is an anus. It looks like it uses Bootstrap (mobile first design turd). I dunno how visual difference between Qntra and an anus is not a net positive.
00:29 asciilifeform http://nms.csail.mit.edu/spinal
00:29 assbot Spinal Codes ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8lz4w )
00:29 * asciilifeform annoyed, ^ remarkably similar to an idea he had been chewing on
00:33 mircea_popescu lol
00:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform why's that annoying you ?
00:34 undata qntra could have a media query to change the width on mobile.. just sayin
00:35 undata I use an rss reader so it doesn't affect me either way
00:35 mircea_popescu don't smartphones autoadjust ?
00:36 undata mircea_popescu: yes, but as qntra has what appears to be a fixed pixel width it ends up with rather small fonts on mine
00:36 cazalla mircea_popescu, Qntra is not perfect, at least not on an iphone but it's readable
00:36 mircea_popescu cazalla prolly should get rid of absolute px specification in favour of %s
00:36 undata I am otherwise totally unoffended by the minimalism
00:36 undata mircea_popescu: yes
00:37 mircea_popescu pretty much all browsers/platforms handle that well
00:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2709 @ 0.00085 = 2.3027 BTC [+] {2}
00:38 mircea_popescu cazalla dude did you people get more reddit comments/votes today than sharesd ?
00:39 mircea_popescu maybe qntra should pay dividends in social media crap.
00:39 thestringpuller can i use karma to buy MPOE?
00:39 cazalla yeah, lots of comments and feedback and bad advices
00:39 thestringpuller at least gavin's enemies came out of the woodwork...
00:40 mircea_popescu any substance to this "Tony "I Like Underage Girls" Gallippi" angle something awful's pushing ?
00:40 thestringpuller yea
00:40 thestringpuller cazalla has da full scoop on that
00:40 thestringpuller it's old news tho I thought
00:40 cazalla he was just the cameraman, what's the problem?!?!
00:40 thestringpuller "cameraman" lol
00:40 mircea_popescu fill me in ?
00:40 cazalla actually, i don't know the full story, i think thestringpuller has that
00:41 thestringpuller man this was months ago
00:41 thestringpuller we were researching and found a few articles saying he was setting up underage girl shoots
00:41 thestringpuller was technically legal, but sketchy as hell
00:41 thestringpuller lemme see if I can do some digging
00:41 cazalla mircea_popescu, he's allege to have run a glamourshots business but claimed he was only the cameraman, i dunno the facts tbh
00:41 mircea_popescu i thought it was that other derp that got put away for something pedo related
00:42 mircea_popescu some expert i wrote about at some point
00:42 thestringpuller http://valleywag.gawker.com/the-bitcoin-broker-and-the-13-year-old-girl-in-the-biki-1563202590 << there we go
00:42 mircea_popescu how is bitpay being run by a fucking cameraman
00:42 cazalla how is it not?
00:43 mircea_popescu heh i guess that's a point
00:43 mircea_popescu soopermodels.com lol ok, i recall this now.
00:44 undata dude can't even opsec his pedo-ing and he wants my coin
00:45 mircea_popescu of course, all this wasn't exactly exceptional in 2002 or w/e.
00:45 asciilifeform why's that annoying you << i have a heuristic for picking lines of inquiry that's heavily weighted against what i know other folks to be doing
00:45 asciilifeform it makes life more interesting.
00:45 thestringpuller ^- so do vidya games
00:45 mircea_popescu "Lets not forget the real paid shills on /r/bitcoin as well. The fuckwits who were paid to spread the usage of 'bit' as a unit. I wonder how much BitPay spent on that one." << that's a kinda funny one. yet another place where derps diverge from mp, derps fail & get burned, derps dun learn.
00:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah but i mean... so it's great, less shit to worry about, someone else;s doing it.
00:46 mircea_popescu i guess im just lazy.
00:46 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: it's interesting to see some of the derps waking up and exiting the cave.
00:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu presumably does not say 'glad somebody else is doing this!' when sees gurl being ravished from long way away
00:47 mircea_popescu "How much did the Bitcoin Bowl cost? Was it really worth sacrificing nine of your best and brightest?" << heh. once you put it like that, it burns.
00:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if she likes it ? why not ?
00:47 mircea_popescu i can't fuck em all god help me.
00:47 undata !b3
00:47 asciilifeform 'why not' isn't quite the same as 'glad i don't have to!'
00:47 undata bah I lose
00:47 mircea_popescu ok, you got me there, but still.
00:49 BingoBoingo http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UsR7uNrs--/lj39ksnah0qe4csxhsri.gif
00:50 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8qYsm )
00:50 mircea_popescu in unrelated news, im kinda blown away that the point that an eulogy's job is to illustrate how great the deceased was and how worthless the world by comparison is somehow controversial.
00:50 mircea_popescu is this because reddit is too young to have given much thought to funerals etc ?
00:50 BingoBoingo Prolly
00:50 mircea_popescu but i mean... they're in literature too.
00:50 mircea_popescu well, i guess not in o'reilly stuff. hm.
00:51 mircea_popescu "an eulogy guide for dummies" ?
00:51 asciilifeform do plebe funerals still have eulogies?
00:51 asciilifeform or just an excavator, cement mixer, and some beer ?
00:51 BingoBoingo "professional mourner"
00:52 BingoBoingo Except promoted to Eulogies
00:52 asciilifeform those date to at least babylon
00:52 BingoBoingo Instead of merely sobbing
00:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i've been to plenty of great ones.
00:53 mircea_popescu tbh pleb funerals prolly beat fancypants funerals. tho maybe that doesn't hold in fake-usia
00:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28000 @ 0.00051373 = 14.3844 BTC [-]
00:53 asciilifeform was specifically thinking of usa (where the reddit folks likely live)
00:54 mircea_popescu never been to a funeral us side.
00:54 * asciilifeform lives in usa for ~22 yrs but in a kind of cultural bubble, and not entirely certain how much of what he thinks of as civilization, remains intact there
00:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: blown away that the point that an eulogy's job is to illustrate how great the deceased was and how worthless the world by comparison is somehow controversial << their problem is with the second half of the sentence. which is, of course, entirely like disdaining one side of the battery
00:56 asciilifeform 'we don't need no minus terminal'
00:57 mircea_popescu i guess i'm thinking more of stuff like http://jurnalul.ro/special-jurnalul/o-iubire-asa-de-mare-ucide-72900.html
00:57 assbot "O iubire asa de mare ucide" ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8sQ4x )
00:57 mircea_popescu (ballerina kills herself after her novelist husband dies)
00:57 mircea_popescu the guy was pretty good, too, stefan augustin doinas.
00:58 mircea_popescu http://www.romanianvoice.com/poezii/poezii/mistretul.php << "silver toothed boar"
00:58 assbot Poezii Romanesti ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8t9MJ )
00:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17209 @ 0.00051379 = 8.8418 BTC [+] {2}
01:00 asciilifeform s/tooth/tusk ?
01:00 asciilifeform tusk/tooth
01:00 mircea_popescu yeah
01:00 mircea_popescu shit, i'm translating this, it's just too good.
01:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17041 @ 0.0005282 = 9.0011 BTC [+] {2}
01:02 mircea_popescu otherwise, https://www.google.com.ar/search?q=site:trilema.com+colti+argint&complete=0
01:02 assbot site:trilema.com colti argint - Buscar con Google ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8ubIu )
01:02 mircea_popescu turns out it's a big deal.
01:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36900 @ 0.00050618 = 18.678 BTC [-]
01:22 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/use-riseup-net-and-read-books-thats-a-paddlin/
01:26 BingoBoingo !up asciilifeform Your connection seems iffy today. Is there a van waiting to take you on vacation?
01:26 ben_vulpes hola
01:27 ben_vulpes ;;later tell hanbot ty, much appreciated
01:27 gribble The operation succeeded.
01:28 BingoBoingo !up asciilifeform Your connection seems iffy today. Is there a van waiting to take you on vacation?
01:28 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: dying hardware
01:28 BingoBoingo Ah
01:29 thestringpuller asciilifeform: don't get abducted. you say such amusing things. (No you don't amuse me like a clown. I do not view you as Joe Pesci)
01:31 BingoBoingo Joe Pesci was not always a clown.
01:31 thestringpuller not until home alone I suppose
01:35 * asciilifeform ordered replacements but vendor does not offer 'teleporter' as shipment option unfortunately
01:39 ben_vulpes <kakobrekla> [] how do other envision the future when reward goes towards 0. either a btc is worth half a planet or the fees amount per block go up a few orders of magnitude or network is dead << little bit of columns a and b
01:40 thestringpuller you mean we'll be able to buy planets in the future?
01:40 thestringpuller fuck buying an island.
01:41 ben_vulpes hold on to your butt(coin)s!
01:41 thestringpuller nighty night keep your butthole tight!
01:41 ben_vulpes <benjamindees> [] Just consider that, when Satoshi said "gain a new territory of freedom for several years," he had a reason. Bitcoin is not the end-all-be-all of systems. Mining may not be a long-term solution. But inflation is non-negotiable, regardless. << who are you again?
01:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38366 @ 0.00050141 = 19.2371 BTC [-] {2}
01:44 BingoBoingo !up Alina-malina
01:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2015/the-silver-tusked-boar/
01:51 assbot The silver tusked boar pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1soGMp9 )
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02:10 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-silver-tusked-boar/
02:11 undata mircea_popescu: beautiful imagery in english; I'm sure the sound of it matches in romanian
02:11 mircea_popescu i butchered it as far as everything but the imagery is concerned.
02:12 mircea_popescu in romanian it's actually oyu know, like a poem, with rhyme and errything
02:12 undata ha figured so
02:13 BingoBoingo Usually how translation works
02:14 mircea_popescu kinda, yeah. fucking impossible to make poetrywork in nonflexional languages.
02:18 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Russian Index MICEX to drop under 1000 before Feb 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1084/ Odds: 15(Y):85(N) by coin, 21(Y):79(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.79748981 BTC. Current weight: 32,007.
02:19 BingoBoingo Among other things English can be condemned for English is incapable of Opera
02:19 mircea_popescu but great for theatre
02:20 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYgCjGYDoV8 << sound, actually.
02:20 assbot Stefan Augustin Doinas - Mistretul cu colti de argint - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/14nJvUh )
02:21 BingoBoingo Funny how that works.
02:29 BingoBoingo How language shapes the form the work is best presented in
02:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00049779 = 4.1814 BTC [-]
02:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1570 @ 0.00085 = 1.3345 BTC [+]
02:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79400 @ 0.00049602 = 39.384 BTC [-] {4}
03:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8668 @ 0.00048478 = 4.2021 BTC [-]
03:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9634 @ 0.00049923 = 4.8096 BTC [+]
03:09 mircea_popescu $vwap F.DERP
03:09 empyex mircea_popescu: F.DERP 1 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033 7 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033 30 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033
03:09 mircea_popescu ;)
03:13 BingoBoingo Oh, listed at last
03:15 mircea_popescu it'll be the lulz of all time if d.bpay is the first derp to bite it.
03:22 mircea_popescu "And now in practical terms : there once existed this thing called NeoBee. It pretended to be a Bitcoin business, but inasmuch as its purported CEO was not in #bitcoin-assets, it never stood a chance. This is a point oft neglected, but by far the best predictor of success or failure in the Bitcoin space : that channel is where the industry meets. If a purported business is not well represented in there, it is not well
03:22 mircea_popescu represented in the future, either."
03:22 mircea_popescu can bitpay survive its own absence here ?
03:22 mircea_popescu time will tell!
03:28 davout guten morgen
03:28 davout http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974054 <<< no qntra should simply do away with css when displayed on mobile
03:28 assbot Logged on 12-01-2015 05:34:53; undata: qntra could have a media query to change the width on mobile.. just sayin
03:30 mircea_popescu can't mobile drop css itself ?
03:30 fluffypony you can just do it as a CSS media query
03:31 fluffypony @media screen and (max-width: 640px) { /* all the qntra CSS goes here */ }
03:31 fluffypony done
03:32 davout yeah well, maybe
03:33 davout my point is that i'm interested in the content, so as long as html is used sanely it should display in a meaningful way
03:34 davout "can't mobile drop css itself ?" <<< yeah, that would solve it, but afaik there's no such feature :/
03:34 mircea_popescu ...
03:34 davout on mobile i mean gosh
03:35 mircea_popescu isn't that idiotic ?
03:35 davout what? that there is no such feature on my mobile?
03:36 davout the 'disable styles' thing is pretty useful even on desktops
03:37 davout "too much bells and whistles? content unreadable? overlay?" fuck you
03:38 mircea_popescu i just don' tsee how i'd use a browser w/o that
03:43 fluffypony Mobile Safari has Reader mode for many pages, which is exactly that
03:43 BingoBoingo Also... Qntra still for the forseeable future does full text in its RSS feed.
03:47 davout fluffypony: aah, didn't think of that, reader mode is even somewhat smarter because it'll also detect the actual content and do away with the rest
03:47 davout fluffypony: tyvm!
03:48 fluffypony yep
03:48 fluffypony uploading some screenies now
03:49 fluffypony http://imgur.com/CbMsnge,pFZxM4b,4s9OZPh
03:49 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOMoKL )
03:50 fluffypony that's what Qntra looks like in Reader mode
03:51 undata davout: minimal is fine but I otherwise disagree; that one can go mad with CSS doesn't necessitate doing so
03:52 undata but yeah as mentioned above I use Press on android so I don't see the styles
03:52 mircea_popescu seems great to me
03:53 davout or as saint steve jobs would put it "gorgeous"
03:57 cazalla you make some good points mircea_popescu but the name calling.. http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s43j6/hard_fork_block_size_politics_do_we_want/
03:57 assbot Hard fork block size politics: do we want decentralized digital gold, or just another Visa? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1DON8PY )
03:57 mircea_popescu let then better men make the same better points without the name calling,
03:58 mircea_popescu and be heard because i was there to make the points, and the name calling.
04:00 davout what's with all the 'mp owns the bitcoin wiki'?
04:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3565 @ 0.00050288 = 1.7928 BTC [+]
04:00 mircea_popescu i own everything.
04:01 BingoBoingo I wonder if there is an MP is Thermos conspiracy brewing https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s3ij2/investigation_about_theymos/
04:01 assbot Investigation about theymos : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYwbUh )
04:01 mircea_popescu "It seems to me the bitcoin exchanges and companies like Bitpay will have a large say in how this goes forward. "
04:02 mircea_popescu derp. it seems to me "exchanges" rarely survive a straight year.
04:03 mircea_popescu " I think Theymos has done an awesome service for the community in turning the forum into something of an institution rather than not just pocking hte funds."
04:03 mircea_popescu ahahaha oh the epic of reddit.
04:04 punkman "So I make over a million dollars, use this on things which are clearly intended to benefit the forum and the Bitcoin community instead of myself (even if you think the money could be better used elsewhere), and I get constantly attacked for it..."
04:05 cazalla if only they stumbled across one of the first trilema's i came across.. boy and the tree which turns into a stump for the old man to sit on at the end
04:05 punkman hah http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mei83/for_the_amount_of_money_that_theymos_is_paying/
04:05 assbot For the amount of money that Theymos is paying for new forum software, we could run a bitcoin commercial during the Super Bowl. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYx27h )
04:06 punkman "For the amount of money that Theymos is paying these four twenty-somethings to make forum software, he could employ Gavin Andresen full-time, six times over!"
04:06 punkman six Gavins!
04:07 davout cazalla: i liked this one
04:07 davout if i was in a playful mood i'd hop over there and troll them with the payments i received for being a mod there
04:08 mircea_popescu was this the phantom one man "corporation" he funneled the donations through ?
04:11 davout what one man corp?
04:12 mircea_popescu some SV thing he "hired" to redesign the forum
04:14 davout ah yeah, i recall hearing of that, don't know much about it tho
04:14 mircea_popescu it's somewhere on trilema too lazy to dig up.
04:16 davout fuck, i used to think retardation was somewhat limited to the bitcoin sub reddit, looks like i was dead wrong http://i.imgur.com/tIfVOzL.jpg
04:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYzwme )
04:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46271 @ 0.00050804 = 23.5075 BTC [+] {2}
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04:22 BingoBoingo http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2015/01/minae_mizumura_s_the_fall_of_language_in_the_age_of_english_reviewed.html
04:22 assbot Minae Mizumura’s The Fall of Language in the Age of English, reviewed. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOQimF )
04:22 punkman https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=881970.msg10086191#msg10086191
04:22 assbot New forum? ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOQhzi )
04:28 punkman http://i.imgur.com/50ls5oG.jpg
04:28 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYCjvN )
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04:49 davout BingoBoingo: nice read
04:51 davout it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred
05:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26105 @ 0.0005136 = 13.4075 BTC [-] {2}
05:04 BingoBoingo http://www.epa.gov/region09/superfund/navajo-nation/index.html
05:04 assbot Addressing Uranium Contamination on the Navajo Nation | Superfund | Pacific Southwest | US EPA ... ( http://bit.ly/1yajkv9 )
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08:53 fluffypony http://www.coindesk.com/5-cryptocurrency-caricatures-youll-meet-rbitcoin/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29
08:53 assbot 5 Cryptocurrency Caricatures You'll Meet on r/Bitcoin - CoinDesk ... ( http://bit.ly/17A752h )
08:58 adlai why so tracky?
09:05 fluffypony adlai: pasted from NewsBlur, forgot to snip the URL
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09:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4946 @ 0.00084899 = 4.1991 BTC [-] {3}
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09:40 fluffypony http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/12/one_direction_attack_open_source_conference/
09:40 assbot Boybanders ONE DIRECTION launch DoS attack on open-source bods • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7UsT1 )
09:40 fluffypony lol
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10:01 mircea_popescu fluffypony is that the derp that was hanging out here, aiming for publicity ?
10:02 fluffypony mircea_popescu: which one?
10:02 mircea_popescu davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred << this is true but it only works after you got some split.
10:02 mircea_popescu fluffypony the ddos guy
10:02 fluffypony lol
10:02 fluffypony I have nfi
10:02 mircea_popescu "o noes, bitcoin-assets didn't care, let's see if there's barely stable aspie boys somewhere else"
10:03 mircea_popescu http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/books/2015/01/SBR/ILLOS/141216_BOOKS_Minae-illo.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg << haven't read the article but that image is especially imbecillic.
10:03 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7XtTb )
10:04 mircea_popescu i guess the url makes my poitn for me.
10:05 mircea_popescu cazalla https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << heh o noes. fire all the women!
10:05 assbot Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast ... ( http://bit.ly/1G33Fky )
10:17 thestringpuller cazalla https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << congratulations qntra. 10k global page views in 1 mo. Baby, we major.
10:18 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/user/mitchwells << this guy's pretty lulzy. a lot of work so obviously tons of forced stuff, but anyway.
10:18 assbot overview for mitchwells ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7Zwql )
10:22 mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/HvfIFjs.png this sorta lulz.
10:22 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7ZZJd )
10:22 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: can bitpay survive its own absence here ? << they'll eventually send an official emmissary.
10:22 mircea_popescu heh.
10:23 thestringpuller i think the layoffs article has started a witch hunt tho, which is never really healthy.
10:24 mircea_popescu it is also why you never rely on the horde for stuff.
10:25 mircea_popescu "Bitcoin Needs a Viral Positive "Pay-it-forward" Campaign"
10:25 mircea_popescu you know, doge dieing sucks because all these fucktards are now misrepresenting themsleves as involved with bitcoin
10:26 mircea_popescu can't someone make a cute cat coin or something ?
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10:52 thestringpuller We want both. And there's no reason we can't have both. << i want to be rich and poor
10:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50077 @ 0.00053068 = 26.5749 BTC [-] {5}
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11:27 mircea_popescu you clever boy you thestringpuller. i was just writing as to the stupidity of that.
11:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23226 @ 0.00054638 = 12.6902 BTC [+] {2}
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11:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41651 @ 0.00055298 = 23.0322 BTC [+]
11:45 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/lets-address-even-more-of-the-more-common-pseudo-arguments-raised-by-the-very-stupid-people-that-like-the-gavin-scamcoin-proposal/
11:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00054878 = 10.5366 BTC [-] {2}
12:05 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: random: seems seeting cookies from mobile chrome doesn't work?
12:05 mircea_popescu belongs in #chrome no ?
12:05 thestringpuller XD
12:05 thestringpuller well specifically your cookie
12:05 thestringpuller :P
12:05 thestringpuller but w/e
12:06 mircea_popescu make sure you don't have two, make sure no www etc
12:07 thestringpuller yea cleared cache on phone and reset cookie and it works
12:07 thestringpuller glad I did the cookie method and not ip :P
12:12 mircea_popescu "A friend told me Bitrush was giving away bitcoins and I thought, "What the hell!" I gave them my email and verified my account. Within 12 hours I received my first payout and have received many more since. Pretty nice of them and they even called me to make sure everything was going good for me. No one from any Bitcoin related company has ever called me before and I was amazed at the level of service for spending noth
12:12 mircea_popescu ing."
12:12 mircea_popescu da fuck is this thing.
12:13 mircea_popescu !s bitrush
12:13 assbot 0 results for 'bitrush' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitrush
12:13 mircea_popescu looks scammy as all hell.
12:13 mircea_popescu Rob, Los Angeles
12:13 mircea_popescu "I thought the Bitrush team was crazy for offering free bitcoins... until they actually showed up in my Blockchain wallet. These guys are nuts. Take advantage of it before they come to their senses!"
12:14 davout guess nothing talks to idiots as much as scamming other idiots
12:15 davout http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974290 <<< not even, just point some cpu miner at eligius after the chain has forked, wait a bit, receive tainted payout directly from coinbase, profit
12:15 assbot Logged on 12-01-2015 15:02:29; mircea_popescu: davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred << this is true but it only works after you got some split.
12:15 davout no need to get through the hassle of actually performing a double spend
12:15 davout or creating a massive tx
12:16 davout (for the purpose of double spending obv.)
12:16 mircea_popescu davout yeah, it's not hard to do that's for sure.
12:16 mircea_popescu course, the coinbase can't be spent for probably longer tha nthe chain will survive
12:17 mircea_popescu it's really hard to evaluate theoretically which is the practical avenue
12:17 mircea_popescu sort-of like trying to calculate the path lightning will take
12:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19900 @ 0.00055309 = 11.0065 BTC [+] {2}
12:20 davout mircea_popescu: yeah you have a point with the coinbase maturation delay
12:22 thestringpuller anyone see this snippet quoting Gavin, "Normal people, stay away from Bitcoin."
12:22 davout thestringpuller: yeah, it was in ft amirite
12:22 thestringpuller very confused. wants more adoption, but wants majority to stay away?
12:24 mircea_popescu "Gavin is, by and large, a mentally retarded doofus displaying a shocking amount of Dunning-Kruger syndrome in his assorted dabblings in economics and other hard fields."
12:25 thestringpuller I was thinking more of the confused retarded kid who mistakingly got an inheritance.
12:27 thestringpuller but that works too
12:27 mircea_popescu its from the same place.
12:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31300 @ 0.00055636 = 17.4141 BTC [+]
12:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8650 @ 0.00053 = 4.5845 BTC [-]
12:32 davout mircea_popescu: wrt point VIII : what would prevent bitpay from raising even more at an even higher valuation to keep supporting the vessenes foundation circus?
12:32 mircea_popescu what's preventing you from doing it ?
12:36 mircea_popescu besides the point.
12:36 mircea_popescu what's preventing you from doing it to start an antelope farm
12:37 thestringpuller davout: i can see the current leadership of bitpay being removed as a condition of VC investing more capital
12:37 mircea_popescu there's a ton of bitpay exceptionalism / captn of industry-ism flooding out of reddit. in point of fact, bitpay is a struggling start-up that missed the boat.
12:37 mircea_popescu you know those stats that keep going 9x% of start-ups fail in the first bla bla ?
12:38 mircea_popescu well dare i ask what the fraction of startups NOT ON EXPONENTIAL GROWTH CURVE that fail is ?
12:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13961 @ 0.00054447 = 7.6013 BTC [+] {2}
12:38 mircea_popescu they missed december. apple can miss. once. maybe. bitpay can't miss.
12:38 mircea_popescu acquihire is the only above water fate there.
12:47 davout afaik the oldest entity in the bitcoin-sphere is btc-e
12:47 thestringpuller the 4chan or bitcoin
12:48 mircea_popescu stuff like the original blockchain inspector is still around.
12:48 davout the russian exchange
12:48 mircea_popescu ya
12:48 kakobrekla isnt it Ukrainian
12:49 mircea_popescu i recall, with the novacoin first premine scam thing
12:49 davout kakobrekla: i think they're bulgarian
12:49 davout mircea_popescu: hah yeah, forgot about that, notice how i mentioned an 'entity', not a 'company' :p
12:50 mircea_popescu :p
12:50 mircea_popescu also the wot, and a buncha other things
12:50 mircea_popescu iirc btc-e is bulgarian yes
12:51 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: "it is a resources contest, and you people ARE POOR" << As XZibit would say "What's the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts three ounces and two vehicles" Or this pretty picture http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/image210.jpg
12:51 mircea_popescu forthat matter, bitcoin magazine is just as active as it always was
12:51 mircea_popescu 2015 number coming!!11
12:52 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Russian Index MICEX to drop under 1000 before Feb 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1084/ Odds: 13(Y):87(N) by coin, 19(Y):81(N) by weight. Total bet: 7.79748981 BTC. Current weight: 30,880.
12:56 mircea_popescu lol
12:56 mircea_popescu what's 3 oz refer to ?
12:58 thestringpuller nugs
12:58 thestringpuller ;;ud nugs
12:58 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nug | cannabis bud that comes in nuggets of varying sizes. a sign of quality when it comes to bud; dank is almost always in this form, but nugs of mids are far less ...
12:59 mircea_popescu oh. i thought either one of those gold chains or else cocaine
13:00 thestringpuller mah gold chain so heavy i can't stand up straight
13:00 thestringpuller the days of flava flav have passed
13:01 jurov !mpif
13:01 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021461 B (Total: 469.31 B). Delta: 0.11 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.000205 BTC [+]
13:01 thestringpuller wow. its holding its own.
13:01 mircea_popescu http://staceyjayya.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/transparency.html << why not start a kickstarter.
13:01 assbot Stacey Jay, author: Transparency ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUyEP5 )
13:01 thestringpuller this is like simcity irl
13:03 mircea_popescu Discussing the role of the hype man in the book How to Rap, Royce da 5'9" describes how a hype man can contribute to a live performance: "a lot of my verses be so constant with the flow [that] I'd need somebody to help me."[4] Lateef adds: "You're gonna have to have somebody say something somewhere to give you a breath... usually it's just a matter of getting somebody to hit some line or some word in a line - that's al
13:03 mircea_popescu l you really need."
13:03 mircea_popescu no, actually, the hype man is an outgrowth of the shill in 3 card monte and such games, which is what all african entertainment is descended from. he's there to give an anchor to the viewer to identify with, and immitate.
13:04 mircea_popescu he's the guy you immitate at the table, if you don't know how to eat at the table and were told "just do what they do"
13:04 thestringpuller gotta have a hype man
13:04 thestringpuller that nigga dat goes, "OOOOOOooOOOoooh"
13:04 thestringpuller preferably multiples
13:04 thestringpuller they also are good for stuff like
13:05 thestringpuller ;;google ayo shut the fuck up
13:05 gribble Ayo! Shut the fuck up - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIlTyCiVYQ>; AYO - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dym8RU4U3o>; Shut the fuck up - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLIrpWb9VNk>
13:05 mircea_popescu right.
13:11 mircea_popescu Ooof, this article hit a bit too close to home for me.
13:11 mircea_popescu Up to probably three or four years ago, I would absolutely be that self-hating nerd Chu is talking about. Generally, I'm not that good looking. I'm fat in a bunch of weird places, tall, and pretty much just strange to look at. For most of my life, I was bullied, and even at 23 years old, I still experience a bit of bullying, and I internalize every insult I hear. Just a few days ago, a random guy in the street called m
13:11 mircea_popescu e a "fat fucking faggot" while I was walking home from the grocery store. I know he was probably drunk and not necessarily in the best state of mind, but fuck that shit hurts. Because of that bullying, I really don't have much confidence at all outside of my own work. The first thing I think of when I meet a new person is "I wonder how disgusted he is with me." And because of that self-hatred, I've never sought out rel
13:11 mircea_popescu ationships. I've had crushes, sure, but whenever the thought of actually forming a romantic relationship with that person would come up, I instantly shot myself down. Through shooting myself down, however, I also shot down that person. "She's shallow," I'd say, "she only wants hot jocks and douchebags. She's not worth my time." I would project all of my self-hatred onto this woman so I could avoid actually working on m
13:12 mircea_popescu y own problems. "It's not my fault that I didn't pursue a romantic relationship with her, she's just a friendzoning bitch." This projection would then just grow and grow to encompass all women.
13:12 mircea_popescu dude, reddit...
13:12 mircea_popescu i really should read it more often.
13:13 decimation asciilifeform: re: spinal codes: one point - while the code is 'rateless' by design, in practice it has a rate
13:13 decimation because you can't transmit for infinite time
13:17 mircea_popescu decimation infinite time's not needed, is it ? just as long as you're not done yet
13:17 ben_vulpes buenos dias, terrists
13:17 mircea_popescu otherwise it's like saying the halting problem doens't exist because no computer runs forever.
13:18 mircea_popescu how goes ben_vulpes
13:18 decimation I guess it depends to what degree of certainty you wish to have that the recipient got your message
13:23 ben_vulpes well 'nuff, well 'nuff.
13:23 ben_vulpes biking across town and running up and down the hill a few times today.
13:23 ben_vulpes CAN'T WAIT TO PUKE
13:23 mircea_popescu no, merely the definition of rateless is "no rate can be computed" instead of "this constant divided by infinity"
13:25 thestringpuller TIL ben_vulpes is not in good shape
13:25 thestringpuller tell empress benkay to feed you vegan diet
13:28 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: holidays were full of cake and poor self discipline this year
13:32 mircea_popescu it's fucking fascinating how the other half lives.
13:32 mircea_popescu "And as anyone in indie romance knows, the waters are getting crowded, the competition is getting fierce, and I have to hustle my ass off to move books that sold themselves a year ago. I work twelve hours a day with promo, writing, and ad planning--sometimes more."
13:32 ben_vulpes !up goulash1
13:32 mircea_popescu fucking seriously ? 12 hour days to write that pulp ? for 2.3k a month ?!
13:33 mircea_popescu i have servers i shoud probably turn off that i was too lazy to turn off that cost more than that
13:33 mircea_popescu heck, if i can stop reading shit online for five minutes maybe i do it this month. or whatever.
13:34 mircea_popescu right.
13:34 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: trilema down
13:34 decimation but these spinal codes are clever in the sense that they cover a variety of channel snr's simultaneously
13:34 mircea_popescu o it is ?
13:34 mircea_popescu um it isn't ?
13:35 decimation At any rate, I'm traveling, will comment later.
13:35 ben_vulpes http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/trilema.com
13:35 assbot Down For Everyone Or Just Me -> Check if your website is down or up? ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUFwvU )
13:35 mircea_popescu o.O
13:36 mircea_popescu but but but...
13:36 ben_vulpes glhf
13:37 mircea_popescu i can see it through like dozens of locations ?
13:37 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/lets-address-even-more-of-the-more-common-pseudo-arguments-raised-by-the-very-stupid-people-that-like-the-gavin-scamcoin-proposal/
13:37 assbot Let's address even more of the more common pseudo-arguments raised by the very stupid people that like the Gavin scamcoin proposal pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUG2tK )
13:38 mircea_popescu how can assbot see it /
13:38 ben_vulpes sounds like a whole lotta your problem, boss
13:38 ben_vulpes whitelisted? iono.
13:40 ben_vulpes <danielpbarron> [] they are starting to call the real bitcoin "MPcoin" << mircea_popescoin
13:41 mircea_popescu http://nibbler.silktide.com/en_US/reports/trilema.com << me shrugs. dunno what'd it be.
13:42 assbot Website report for trilema.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1yc70uh )
13:45 mircea_popescu http://nibbler.silktide.com/en_US/reports/qntra.net << amusingly, qntra scores higher for mobile (8.6 vs 6,0 for trilema) in spite of trilema looking superbly on both handhelds whereas qntra gets cut off on the smaller one.
13:45 assbot Website report for qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUHDjo )
13:46 ben_vulpes trilema back for me...
13:52 ben_vulpes hey y'all how does one configure fleanode nickserv to kick squatters?
13:52 mircea_popescu set enforce on
13:52 ben_vulpes thanks
13:56 ben_vulpes http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/store/add.php?iid=104655
13:56 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yca3CQ )
13:57 mircea_popescu ;;tslb
13:57 gribble Time since last block: 13 minutes and 0 seconds
13:59 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [] asciilifeform you understand what the bloom filters thing is supposed to do AFTER that right ?<mircea_popescu> [] asciilifeform you understand what the bloom filters thing is supposed to do AFTER that right ? << hopes that this is elaborated upon further in logs
13:59 mircea_popescu bitcoin_charlie didn't you make a plea bargain ?
13:59 bitcoin_charlie Yup
13:59 mircea_popescu what exactly do you imagine anyone may wish to have to do with you after that ?
13:59 mircea_popescu if i want to talk to preet, i can talk to preet directly.
14:00 bitcoin_charlie Sure, go for it.
14:00 bitcoin_charlie What does that have to do with me ?
14:00 mircea_popescu that'd be all.
14:01 ben_vulpes yow
14:01 artifexd !s bitcoin_charlie
14:01 assbot 0 results for 'bitcoin_charlie' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitcoin_charlie
14:02 ben_vulpes artifexd: i'm going to hazard that was shrem.
14:03 kakobrekla or impostor
14:03 artifexd !s qntranet
14:03 assbot 20 results for 'qntranet' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=qntranet
14:04 artifexd Odd duck, that one.
14:04 mircea_popescu qntra has a link to webirc, iirc anyone following it shows up in here as qntranet
14:05 artifexd Ah
14:07 pete_dushenski so i'm on the bablogs but not the scoopbot...
14:08 pete_dushenski ;;later tell peterl ^ ?
14:08 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:08 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/12/the-measure-of-a-nation-is-its-bowling-pins-not-its-safe-t/
14:08 assbot The measure of a nation is its bowling pins, not its SAFE-T | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUMlxB )
14:08 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/12/bitcoin-doesnt-need-a-hard-fork-it-needs-hard-people/
14:08 assbot Bitcoin doesn’t need a hard fork, it needs hard people. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUMocE )
14:19 ben_vulpes !up bitcoin_charlie
14:20 ben_vulpes what was the deal with "justice has been done?"
14:22 kakobrekla a pussy way of saying "buggers will leave me alone now. supposedly."
14:22 kakobrekla my guess, anyway. *
14:22 kakobrekla * over sexygingers.
14:22 bitcoin_charlie Its funny, someone asked me about that exact tweet this morning
14:23 kakobrekla link?
14:23 bitcoin_charlie I had tweeted that about 10 minutes from walking out of the court room
14:23 bitcoin_charlie The government, until the end, faught for 30 years for me
14:24 bitcoin_charlie I took a plea deal to avoid a trial, but if you read it, I declined to become a cooperating wittness.
14:24 bitcoin_charlie If I had become, I could have gotten 0 jail time
14:24 bitcoin_charlie Instead, I got 2 years.
14:25 bitcoin_charlie @kakobrekla, its on my twitter, dec 19th
14:25 bitcoin_charlie So Im heading to prison in 60 days.
14:25 mike_c which one?
14:25 * kakobrekla is confused how this morning is dec 19th
14:25 kakobrekla which year are we at currently?
14:26 bitcoin_charlie Im saying, I tweeted that Dec 19th
14:26 kakobrekla and the convo from this morning is not linkable ?
14:26 bitcoin_charlie mike_c, Im looking at Lewisburg PA, Cumberland MD, Morgantown WV and McKean PA
14:26 bitcoin_charlie kakobrekla, which convo ?
14:27 kakobrekla the convo about the dec 19th tweet you had this morning ?!
14:27 kakobrekla idk forget it .
14:27 bitcoin_charlie Ahh, no I spoke to someone on the phone about it today
14:27 bitcoin_charlie He told me that some people were pissed I tweeted that
14:27 bitcoin_charlie I understand, but look where I was coming from
14:28 kakobrekla a.
14:28 bitcoin_charlie I spent 6 figures on lawyer fees, the government wanted to send me away for 30 years.
14:28 bitcoin_charlie I didnt win at trial, but hopefully Ill only serve less than a year
14:28 bitcoin_charlie Im already working on another project.
14:28 kakobrekla so you mentioned 'new project' ... are you planing on running a gang out of prison?
14:29 bitcoin_charlie lol, its not that kind of prison.
14:29 bitcoin_charlie More of a white collar place.
14:29 bitcoin_charlie I planon teaching Bitcoin and economics while inside
14:30 jborkl you plead down to two years correct?
14:30 kakobrekla "so if you gonna clear bitcoin money for drug lords when you get out, do it so and so ..?"
14:30 jborkl do you have any time served credit?
14:31 kakobrekla i forgot where i read that but at some time in some place you could send someone else to serve your sentence if you could find such person. it wasnt a problem probably.
14:31 bitcoin_charlie Ive been udner house arrest past year
14:32 bitcoin_charlie So I get some time served
14:32 kakobrekla do they give you internet there?
14:32 jborkl federal correct or state system
14:32 kakobrekla like if you pay for the extra luxurious accomodation
14:33 bitcoin_charlie I will have email
14:33 bitcoin_charlie I launched a side project last month
14:33 bitcoin_charlie www.ActionCrypto.com
14:34 bitcoin_charlie Let me know what you guys think
14:34 kakobrekla binary chumpatron?
14:34 pete_dushenski bitcoin_charlie so you're the real shrem eh? can you pgp sign something?
14:34 kakobrekla he can twitter sign!
14:34 bitcoin_charlie Yes, Ive done it
14:35 bitcoin_charlie https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/554716277705822209
14:35 assbot Be careful about impostors, I only IRC/Reddit under the nick 'Bitcoin_Charlie'
14:35 bitcoin_charlie https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/554717762879500288
14:35 assbot Be careful about impostors, I only IRC/Reddit under the nick 'Bitcoin_Charlie'
14:35 kakobrekla see, ---- BEGIN TWITTER MESAGE ----
14:35 pete_dushenski heh
14:35 bitcoin_charlie http://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0x41D9C9E4E1E507A6
14:35 assbot Search results for '0x41d9c9e4e1e507a6' ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUS0DP )
14:35 * pete_dushenski just noticed logs are under attack?
14:35 kakobrekla was ?
14:36 kakobrekla works here
14:36 danielpbarron pete_dushenski, same for me
14:36 kakobrekla ;;isup log.bitcoin-assets.com
14:36 gribble log.bitcoin-assets.com is up
14:36 danielpbarron it's not up to date
14:36 kakobrekla ;;isup log1.bitcoin-assets.com
14:36 gribble log1.bitcoin-assets.com is up
14:36 pete_dushenski bitcoin_charlie so put those two together and what do you get?
14:36 pete_dushenski kakobrekla up, yes, recording convos, no
14:36 kakobrekla hm
14:36 danielpbarron ;;ident bitcoin_charlie
14:36 gribble Nick 'bitcoin_charlie', with hostmask 'bitcoin_charlie!452ee56a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.46.229.106', is not identified.
14:36 kakobrekla wtf did i do now.
14:37 pete_dushenski i never know man, i never know
14:37 bitcoin_charlie Hang on, Ill sign a message
14:37 pete_dushenski bitcoin_charlie k cool
14:38 danielpbarron bitcoin_charlie, you should better just register in the WoT
14:38 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2014/03/31/biting-into-the-wot-elephant-and-irc-nicknames/
14:38 assbot Biting Into The WoT Elephant (And IRC Nicknames) | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQqLJP )
14:38 danielpbarron ;;eregister
14:38 gribble (eregister <nick> <keyid>) -- Register your GPG identity, associating GPG key <keyid> with <nick>. <keyid> is a 16 digit key id, with or without the '0x' prefix. We look on servers listed in 'plugins.GPG.keyservers' config. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase (1 more message)
14:38 pete_dushenski but hey, one thing at a time
14:38 bitcoin_charlie http://pastie.org/9828054
14:38 assbot Private Paste - Pastie ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQqO8H )
14:38 bitcoin_charlie ^ Signed messafe
14:38 bitcoin_charlie *message
14:39 pete_dushenski it's a start. ty
14:39 pete_dushenski but honestly, why use http://openpgpjs.org ?
14:39 assbot OpenPGP.js | OpenPGP JavaScript Implementation ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQr07N )
14:39 bitcoin_charlie :)
14:39 kakobrekla hm you have email but no gpg, in jail.
14:39 bitcoin_charlie All my comms in prison will be monitored
14:39 bitcoin_charlie UNless you visit
14:39 kakobrekla you need to get one of those cardanos.
14:39 mats wat
14:39 kakobrekla wear it in butt.
14:40 pete_dushenski irlol
14:40 kakobrekla im sure ascii would make a dildonic version for a fee
14:40 kakobrekla fuck sorry im going back to work, to much material to troll here.
14:41 pete_dushenski so bitcoin_charlie what brings you by on this sunny day ?
14:42 bitcoin_charlie I came to talk to Mircea about a project Im working on
14:42 bitcoin_charlie But he does not like me very much :)
14:42 danielpbarron also, that signed message is meaningless
14:42 danielpbarron could be saved from a former session
14:42 bitcoin_charlie My Reddit account has been 'Bitcoin_Charlie' for over a year
14:43 bitcoin_charlie Its the handle I use for everything
14:43 pete_dushenski that's cool
14:43 * danielpbarron slaps bitcoin_charlie around a bit with a large private key
14:43 pete_dushenski i used to be "bitcoinpete" before individuating ;)
14:44 bitcoin_charlie Honestly, Id rather use Yankee
14:44 bitcoin_charlie Which is my bitcointalk name since 2011
14:44 pete_dushenski bitcoin_charlie so who are you working on this project with?
14:44 bitcoin_charlie and my forum handle for like 10 years
14:44 bitcoin_charlie but it was banned from freenode a few years ago
14:44 bitcoin_charlie A couple of friends started it here in NYC, Im just helping them get organized
14:45 bitcoin_charlie Its a great project, doing good volume
14:45 bitcoin_charlie Wanted t get Mircea's opinion
14:45 pete_dushenski bitcoin_charlie: But he does not like me very much :) << eh. probably not anymore than anyone else who doesn't listen to his free advice
14:45 danielpbarron you want his opinion of a "bitcoin business" that doesn't have a representative in the WoT?
14:45 pete_dushenski who are these friends?
14:46 pete_dushenski and define "good volume" please
14:46 bitcoin_charlie Couple of people from the Bitcoin space.
14:46 asciilifeform what project ?
14:46 bitcoin_charlie Shoot me an email, Ill intro you
14:47 bitcoin_charlie https://actioncrypto.com/
14:47 assbot ActionCrypto.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQsoal )
14:47 bitcoin_charlie In 30 days
14:47 bitcoin_charlie Completed options: 6095
14:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38750 @ 0.00053856 = 20.8692 BTC [-] {3}
14:47 thestringpuller oh hey yankee
14:47 bitcoin_charlie Total: 2246.819 BTC
14:47 bitcoin_charlie Hey
14:48 pete_dushenski not bad i guess
14:48 pete_dushenski and maybe instead of you e-mail intro'ing me to them, you bring them here ?
14:48 pete_dushenski and they can introduce themselves
14:48 kakobrekla logs synced up.
14:48 asciilifeform 'your ip is from usa and is banned'
14:49 asciilifeform lol, suck moar usg cock
14:49 kakobrekla lol
14:49 bitcoin_charlie Ya, no US customers allowed.
14:50 pete_dushenski bitcoin_charlie:Couple of people from the Bitcoin space << as meaningless as "a couple of people from the neighbourhood where i grew up"
14:50 jurov !up bitcoin_charlie
14:51 kakobrekla you power is weak jurov .
14:51 kakobrekla your*
14:51 pete_dushenski i don't know if you grew up in compton, monaco, or rural shanghai
14:51 joecool !up bitcoin_charlie
14:51 pete_dushenski assuming there's such a thing as rural shanghai...
14:52 pete_dushenski joecool what kako said!
14:53 pete_dushenski "We're a bunch of bitcoin enthusiasts, traders and programmers who have been involved in the Bitcoin space from the very beginning. Collectively, our background consists of over 30 years of capital markets and technology experience. "
14:53 pete_dushenski o now i get it
14:54 thestringpuller pete_dushenski: ya know. I was thinking about Bitcoin in the car today from THE Foundations point of view. "We change for bitcoin, our ways change for bitcoin not the other way around."
14:54 bitcoin_charlie Sorry Im back
14:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00053888 = 6.4666 BTC [+]
14:54 bitcoin_charlie Im consulting on the ActionCrypto project, a bunch of friends are running it
14:54 jurov how many is the bunch? 10? then it's 3 years for each one
14:54 bitcoin_charlie The good thing about the idea
14:54 bitcoin_charlie Is that, everything is on-chain
14:54 thestringpuller And that's very much what I think this war comes down to. Not block size or anything else. Just the simple fact: You are either for changing bitcoin for YOUR needs, or you are willing to adapt to bitcoin.
14:54 bitcoin_charlie So, when you buy an option, its timestamped on the blockchain
14:54 pete_dushenski but... sidechains!
14:55 bitcoin_charlie and if you win, the bet comes back + payout
14:55 pete_dushenski thestringpuller yup!
14:55 bitcoin_charlie Every option has been paid out, and the price feed is verifiable
14:55 bitcoin_charlie Im helping them market and look for investors
14:55 thestringpuller in a sense we are the ones being attacked not the other way around. trying to defend and hold the gate of bitcoin fro retardism. it was a really profound moment like when the trilema train ran you over.
14:55 TomServo as ascii says, from the lulzfarm: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/12/twitter-centcom-isis/21640577/
14:56 assbot CENTCOM's Twitter, YouTube accounts hacked ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUWave )
14:56 pete_dushenski "market" like talk or "market" like making options
14:56 punkman PSA: openpgpjs is broken
14:56 pete_dushenski thestringpuller love it :)
14:56 punkman gpg: BAD signature from ""Charlie Shrem CS@CS.com" <cs@charlieshrem.com>"
14:57 pete_dushenski like the rest of chuck's pleading, bleeding head, it would seem.
14:58 pete_dushenski that's all the ammo i've got for this round. laters!
14:58 punkman (sidenote: http://pastie.org/pastes/9828054/text they just gots to have html in the "raw" version)
14:58 assbot Private Paste - Pastie ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUWLNs )
15:02 bitcoin_charlie Im heading out
15:02 bitcoin_charlie Talk to y'all later
15:02 bitcoin_charlie Cheers
15:04 punkman * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara).
15:05 kakobrekla O_o
15:05 fluffypony [21:44:01] <+bitcoin_charlie>Honestly, Id rather use Yankee
15:05 fluffypony such original
15:09 asciilifeform bitcoin_charlie!452ee56a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.46.229.106', is not identified. << herr shrem is under house-arrest in a datacenter ?
15:09 ben_vulpes <punkman> * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara). << lol
15:10 mircea_popescu soo... i go to see my private banker, her office's like four blocks down. and as i walk on the street, i see a thing that's still with me.
15:11 mircea_popescu a bum, like a total, street dwelling bum, accosts some random guy begging. and the random guy goes like "ain't got nothing now", and hands him his coke bottle.
15:11 mircea_popescu bum takes a sip and moves on
15:11 mircea_popescu i don't mean no straws or nuttin.
15:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26306 @ 0.00053888 = 14.1758 BTC [+]
15:15 assbot bigtip +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
15:15 TomServo !up bigtip
15:20 kakobrekla ;;gettrust assbot bigtip
15:20 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask bigtip!~bigtip@valley-239-134.csicable.net. Trust relationship from user assbot to user bigtip: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=bigtip | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bigtip | Rated since: Mon Apr 1 18:04:09 2013
15:21 bigtip ;;ratingsystem getrating bigtip
15:21 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask bigtip!~bigtip@valley-239-134.csicable.net . User bigtip, rated since Mon Apr 1 18:04:09 2013. Cumulative rating 164, from 91 total ratings. Received ratings: 91 positive, 0 negative. Sent ratings: 94 positive, 2 negative. Details: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bigtip
15:22 ben_vulpes ;;rate bigtip 1 easy come, easy go.
15:22 gribble Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
15:22 ben_vulpes oh ho ho
15:22 ben_vulpes ;;eauth ben_vulpes
15:22 gribble Request successful for user ben_vulpes, hostmask ben_vulpes!~ben_vulpe@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
15:23 ben_vulpes ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:affcf8d12f47970d0864ea626cbe820a688382b078baac2e33e61530
15:23 ben_vulpes
15:23 gribble You are now authenticated for user ben_vulpes with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
15:23 ben_vulpes ;;rate bigtip 1 easy come, easy go.
15:23 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user bigtip has been recorded.
15:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28138 @ 0.00054619 = 15.3687 BTC [+] {3}
15:36 ben_vulpes nut
15:36 ben_vulpes splat
15:37 mircea_popescu hm ?
15:37 mircea_popescu "WASHINGTON — The Twitter and YouTube accounts of the Pentagon's command for its forces in the Middle East have been hacked, according to a defense official Monday." lawl
15:44 mircea_popescu http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/5b2f195789010ab5357974babf1d42b7aa00c5d6/c=157-0-896-556&r=x383&c=540x380/local/-/media/2015/01/12/USATODAY/USATODAY/635566660431697714-Capture-5.PNG bwahaha
15:44 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1z1xrpz )
15:45 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/heres-what-they-dont-tell-you-when-they-bring-you-those-papers-to-sign/
15:45 davout kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974648 <<< sure he'd make it for the lulz
15:45 assbot Logged on 12-01-2015 19:40:21; kakobrekla: im sure ascii would make a dildonic version for a fee
15:46 davout kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974646 <<< in which case it's technically the cardano that wears you
15:46 assbot Logged on 12-01-2015 19:39:55; kakobrekla: wear it in butt.
15:46 kakobrekla hehe
15:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform here's one for you : suppose the stavka website sported a "Afghanistani cock -> Russian eager asshole plox ty. We love real men, we're all transvestitties over here!"
15:47 mircea_popescu what does kruschev say ? :D
15:54 davout kakobrekla: btw if you ever change your mind about documenting that optical device you mentioned earlier, a happy would be me
15:55 mircea_popescu better yet manufacture & sell it ? :D
15:56 jurov the serial cable with buffer would suffice for a start
15:57 davout mircea_popescu: if i don't know how it works and how i take it apart i ain't buying it :D
15:58 mircea_popescu yeah obv. just, imo better economics all around once that's on the table.
15:58 davout jurov: i'm trying to figure out exactly what the desirable properties of such an apparatus are
15:58 mircea_popescu of airgaps ?
15:58 davout mircea_popescu: yeah, no argument here, does it come with t-shirts?
15:59 mircea_popescu hopefully lol
15:59 davout yeah, well the questions i'm thinking about are
15:59 jurov davout i assume it has a display and "ack" button that transmits the message, and nak button
15:59 davout should you be able to log what goes through the airgap somehow?
15:59 davout how do you ensure what goes in on one side of the airgap is what goes out?
16:00 mircea_popescu well ideally by keeping the pieces simple.
16:00 kakobrekla i call it 'the gaper' as a tribute to ass gapes.
16:00 mircea_popescu lol
16:00 mircea_popescu also, if it has a display, that's your auditor
16:00 davout jurov: yeah, that's the manual case, but you might want to design an automated airgap
16:00 mircea_popescu no lma
16:00 mircea_popescu wtf is wrong with you ?
16:00 jurov lolwut?
16:00 davout wat
16:01 mircea_popescu automated airgap = turning around 360 degrees ?
16:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8250 @ 0.00053717 = 4.4317 BTC [-] {2}
16:01 kakobrekla 720 actually.
16:01 mircea_popescu let's argue about it.
16:01 davout wondering about what makes sense and what doesn't here
16:01 jurov what's the problem with manual checks?
16:02 mircea_popescu davout for all you know the internet is already automatically airgapped to all hell.
16:02 davout no probs with manual checks
16:02 mircea_popescu each hop in a traceroute
16:02 jurov so then why you want it to be automatic?
16:03 davout well, maybe there are some use cases where you want a uni-directional airgap
16:03 davout or maybe you want to enforce that only some sort of messages go through
16:03 davout guess that doesn't really count as an airgap if there isn't a manual step
16:03 mircea_popescu like a diode yeah. conceivably. not what an airgap is toh
16:03 mircea_popescu semiconductors aren't insulators.
16:04 davout just don't put an emitter on the airgapped machine, no need for fancy semiconductors :D
16:04 mircea_popescu not what i meant
16:04 mircea_popescu i meant, your directional, or message-aware or otherwise "airgap" is a semiconductor in the flux
16:05 mircea_popescu not an airgap (which is simply an insulator)
16:05 davout we were discussing airgaps earlier, with a good solution being optics, right?
16:05 mircea_popescu right
16:06 davout so if you don't put a light emitter on the airgap machine you necessarily end up with a one-way airgap, right?
16:07 davout that's the case i was thinking about, therefore not seeing a direct link to semi-conductors
16:07 mircea_popescu well in the theoretical sense of your q, yes.
16:07 mircea_popescu a diode is exactly this : current goes one way but not the other.
16:07 davout yup, a diode
16:07 mircea_popescu so think of your thing as a meta-diode.
16:07 jurov the airgap isn't about technology, but about being in complete control
16:07 mircea_popescu it doesn't work on electric flux, but "communication" flux
16:08 davout yes
16:08 mircea_popescu a diode, generally speaking, is a semiconductor.
16:08 jurov if you cede control to software then it's not airgap anymore
16:08 davout jurov: yup, no argument here
16:08 mircea_popescu but an airgap is not a semiconductor. the technical argument can be brougth that obviously semiconductors insulate
16:08 mircea_popescu at least some of the time.
16:08 mircea_popescu this is valid, but not what airgap means
16:09 davout more like a 'human cable'
16:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37651 @ 0.0005072 = 19.0966 BTC [-] {2}
16:13 davout it's the "The machine handling encryption and decryption on the MPEx side never connects to the Internet. There is no cable." bit that got me thinking about all this
16:13 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: works here << new sort of imperceptible ddos.
16:13 mircea_popescu homeopathy ftw.
16:14 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: you need to get one of those cardanos. << lol it wouldn't be legal.
16:14 thestringpuller is the cardano technically an airgap?
16:14 mircea_popescu if it were, all drug lords / mafia kingpins would be in jail, offloading the cost of their security to the state, while they kept at their biz.
16:17 kakobrekla those ppl dont care for legal, thats why they are there.
16:18 mircea_popescu well yeah, obviously. however, teh prison people try and prevent stuff like you know, perfectly private comms.
16:22 mircea_popescu "4. You don't deserve to know any of that. It's none of your business. I invited my readers to chip in on a project--or not. I did not invite you to worm your nose into every aspect of my life, hunt down pictures of my home, call me names, or tell me I was worthless, arrogant, greedy, and undeserving. But you want to rip me bare and expose how awful you're sure I am. I get it, you want me transparent. How much more tra
16:22 mircea_popescu nsparent do you want it? Do you want to know that one of the reasons I am very private about connecting my pen names is because the man who raped me enjoys making fake profiles and friending me every few years, just to get off on sending me a message and getting blocked? Do you want to hear how I shake all over and panic and relive everything he did to me when that happens? Does that do it for you? Is that transparent
16:22 mircea_popescu enough? Do you feel you got your due? That you were able to violate my privacy and dignity enough to feel I'm worthy of ten pathetic dollars? Less than a damned movie and popcorn?"
16:22 mircea_popescu the woman with the kickstarter makes an excellent point.
16:22 davout in france most inmates have cellphones in their cells. WE HERD YOU LIEK CELLZ
16:22 mircea_popescu i wonder how many of the online derps got their start/education on camwhore sites
16:22 mircea_popescu which aren't particularly sexy, the whole sport is, "let's humiliate / torture her"
16:23 mircea_popescu she definitely seems to think that's what she's getting, the other end of "lul what can we make her do ? shoe on head ?"
16:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29200 @ 0.00053497 = 15.6211 BTC [+]
16:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5124 @ 0.00053497 = 2.7412 BTC [+]
16:31 BingoBoingo !up irdial
16:35 cazalla bitcoin_charlie: https://actioncrypto.com/ <<< how is this any different to updown.bt (launched April 2014, became a GOLD!! member of the bitcoin foundation but is now dead, didn't even make it to 2015)
16:35 assbot ActionCrypto.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa995C )
16:37 davout cazalla: blockchain-all-the-things, apparently
16:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24800 @ 0.00055334 = 13.7228 BTC [+]
16:42 davout https://coinreport.net/bitreserve-raises-6-3-million-crowdfunding-round/
16:42 assbot CoinReport Bitreserve raises £6.3 million in crowdfunding round - CoinReport ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa9uoZ )
16:43 davout "One estimate placed the company valuation at $90 million, said the news outlet."
16:43 davout wtf is wrong with these people
16:43 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Stacey_Jay
16:43 assbot Stacey_Jay (@Stacey_Jay) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa9yoB )
16:43 mircea_popescu the stuff twitter's for.
16:44 mircea_popescu davout personally, i blame their parents.
16:44 thestringpuller dude loses his cnet money on real state
16:44 thestringpuller thinks bitcoin is his last chance
16:44 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: i blame to school systems :P
16:45 davout why not blame them directly? :p
16:47 mircea_popescu fine. i blame them, their stupid fathers & bovine mothers, the fucking gooses masquerading as "educators" in a ten mile radius
16:47 mircea_popescu and the fucking earth they walk on.
16:49 adlai "if they'd let me have my way I could've flayed them into shape // but my hands were tied, the bleeding hearts and artists..."
16:50 thestringpuller lol, "If you change bitcoin, it's no longer bitcoin but something else." << should be mandatory knowledge
16:55 irdial ;;eregister irdial E930 6C6E 1CCE 5697 A88B 5482 5E16 D36E DB32 40F9
16:55 gribble Error: 'E930' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
16:55 mircea_popescu no spaces
16:56 irdial ;;eregister irdial E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B 54825E16D36EDB3240F9
16:56 gribble Error: 'E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
16:56 irdial ;;eregister irdial E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B54825E16D36EDB3240F9
16:56 gribble Error: 'E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B54825E16D36EDB3240F9' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
16:56 irdial hmmm
16:57 mircea_popescu uh
16:57 mircea_popescu is it on a key server ?
16:58 irdial Yes
16:58 mircea_popescu wtf.
16:59 mircea_popescu try ;;eregister irdial 5E16D36EDB3240F9 <<
17:00 mircea_popescu soo.... most of downtown ba is without power.
17:00 irdial ;;eregister irdial 5E16D36EDB3240F9
17:01 gribble Request successful for user irdial, hostmask irdial!~irdial@unaffiliated/irdial. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/5E16D36EDB3240F9
17:05 davout !up irdial
17:05 irdial ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:ff211e140a17d6846aebcaf83249e5695f1ca5e23862c72443770251
17:05 gribble Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user irdial with key 5E16D36EDB3240F9
17:05 danielpbarron ;;rate irdial 1 blocked me on twitter, but i forgive him. https://twitter.com/Beautyon_/status/514374369569939456
17:05 assbot What is most delightful is projects like DarkWalllet make the "Bitcoin Advicates" completely irrelevant. They can only spectate slack jawed.
17:05 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user irdial has been recorded.
17:05 davout ;;rate irdial 1 been around for a while
17:05 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user irdial has been recorded.
17:08 BingoBoingo ;;rate irdial 1 The other angry profit of doom we need.
17:08 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user irdial has been recorded.
17:10 thestringpuller Google says: "Did you mean _prophet_?"
17:13 davout thestringpuller: "Did you mean andreas antonopoulos ?"
17:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2989 @ 0.00055334 = 1.6539 BTC [+]
17:15 mircea_popescu adviwho ?
17:15 BingoBoingo Bitcoin is a cult of money so of course we need profits rather than prophets
17:16 mircea_popescu that's an idea.
17:18 thestringpuller when I think Prophet of Doom.
17:18 thestringpuller I hear the voice of Zim saying it.
17:18 ben_vulpes DOOOOOOOOOM!
17:18 thestringpuller I introduce to you!!!! THE PROHPHET OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
17:19 thestringpuller [insert 5 minutes of maniacal laughter here]
17:19 thestringpuller then gir pops out and does his little "cute" voice "doom doom. doom doom doom doom! I LIKE YOU!"
17:19 ben_vulpes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fvOg13V5mI
17:19 assbot It's all like KAAKOW! - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1xigJvs )
17:20 ben_vulpes (relevant at 0:49)
17:21 mircea_popescu assbot: 5 Cryptocurrency Caricatures You'll Meet on r/Bitcoin - CoinDesk << so coindesk is at the gizmodo/mashable/demand media "stale meme list" phase of post-shark-jumping ?
17:23 davout lol
17:24 thestringpuller wow. when did coindesk become coincracked?
17:24 mircea_popescu brb, writing "here's five old tshirt types you'll find at hot topic" article
17:24 mircea_popescu gotta make trilema moar appealing to the derp generation.
17:25 jurov no need. just send them over to r/buttcoin
17:26 jurov lol looky what they dredged up: http://i.imgur.com/IWQsrC3.png
17:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1xii9G2 )
17:27 * jurov rushes to check cex isn't among the D.*
17:27 jurov no it isnt
17:27 mircea_popescu lol
17:27 kakobrekla at least they have cake.
17:27 mircea_popescu poor kako has not even cookies
17:27 * mircea_popescu noms
17:28 BingoBoingo !up jborkl
17:28 jborkl sup!
17:29 BingoBoingo Ntm.
17:30 BingoBoingo Charlie Shrem it seems saw the other consequence of negotiating with turdorists
17:30 cazalla that coindesk article also reflects the total lack of news on some days
17:31 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: that, or a preet saw
17:32 BingoBoingo Sure.
17:33 BingoBoingo http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/01/heads-up-dear-leader-security-hole-found-in-north-koreas-home-grown-os/
17:33 assbot Heads up, dear leader: Security hole found in North Korea’s home-grown OS | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1xijBsc )
17:34 * asciilifeform is sick of idiots referring to a linux distro as 'home-grown os'
17:34 mircea_popescu ^
17:34 mircea_popescu erryone's a farmer.
17:34 BingoBoingo lol
17:37 BingoBoingo irdial: Message assbot and claim your own voice!
17:37 thestringpuller BingoBoingo: well this is why you never cross the streams. they could never get al capone on rico charges so they slapped him on tax evasion.
17:37 rithm hooray for -otc-ratings hello irdial long time blawg reader
17:37 * rithm slinks back into the shadows
17:37 BingoBoingo But if you don't cross the streams you are stuck with a giant Marshmallow.
17:40 thestringpuller mmmm sounds dlecious
17:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29191 @ 0.00055728 = 16.2676 BTC [+]
17:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00055583 = 6.8089 BTC [-]
17:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00055583 = 7.7816 BTC [-]
17:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21435 @ 0.00055731 = 11.9459 BTC [+] {2}
18:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41370 @ 0.0005579 = 23.0803 BTC [+] {2}
18:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25513 @ 0.00055503 = 14.1605 BTC [-] {2}
18:08 mircea_popescu some informative original research, fresh from marquardt : "According to Mike Hearn, Satoshi even planned on creating a reputation system integrated with the Bitcoin client that would use the number of blocks you'd individually solved as part of a system to prevent scammers from creating infinitely many accounts."
18:09 mircea_popescu apparently, teh wot is going to be attacked next, because yeah, totally, when you fail in everything you do the logical step is to do more things :D
18:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: iirc that's not a total fiction. there was some half-written 'marketplace' thing in the initial tarball ?
18:12 mircea_popescu a narrative completely divorced from anything is rare, no ?
18:12 asciilifeform aha
18:13 kakobrekla and online poker service.
18:13 mircea_popescu "Demand for Bitcoin is not inelastic. Raise the price of using Bitcoin enough, and demand will decline. Right now, the primary reason people use Bitcoin is not its security. That's a nice benefit, but most users use it because it's cheap, and has the largest network of users, merchants, exchanges, etc. The affordability and number of users shouldn't be compromised for security. In fact, doing so will inevitably cause s
18:13 mircea_popescu ecurity to suffer too."
18:13 mircea_popescu ahahahaha check that shit out.
18:13 mircea_popescu o, bitpay fails miserably on adoption ? CLEARLY WE WERE RIGHT!!! ADOPTION MATTERS!
18:14 kakobrekla http://imgur.com/a/NPiIs
18:14 assbot Bitcoin 0.1.0 Unreleased Features - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9cX9C )
18:14 Bet placed: 1.5 BTC for No on "Russian Index MICEX to drop under 1000 before Feb 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1084/ Odds: 11(Y):89(N) by coin, 18(Y):82(N) by weight. Total bet: 9.29748981 BTC. Current weight: 30,309.
18:14 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/new-all-time-high-in-difficulty-forces-out-cloudmining-service-cex-io/
18:15 mircea_popescu "I don't understand why this is difficult to understand and literally I've said this three times in the past couple of days.
18:15 mircea_popescu Everyone not on Gavin's side on this all act like low / zero fee transactions just disappear into the ether. They most certainly do not. If (when) the average block size exceeds 1MB these lower fee transactions will overrun the entire system. Servers running bitcoind will start swapping to disk instead of using memory. At that point the entire network would go down."
18:15 mircea_popescu is it obvious why this is retarded or do i have to make a part 3 of "why gavin followers are dumb" list ?
18:18 kakobrekla i dont see how those lists help with anything
18:20 mircea_popescu pessimist!
18:20 mircea_popescu http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/whatsapp-and-snapchat-could-be-banned-under-new-surveillance-plans-9973035.html
18:20 assbot WhatsApp and iMessage could be banned under new surveillance plans - News - Gadgets and Tech - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9e9K0 )
18:20 mircea_popescu basically "open government 2.0" cameroon wants to ban end to end encryption
18:21 mircea_popescu i keep saying the boo boo about the us, but srsly, the uk is like idi amin's uganda compared.
18:22 cazalla why would you use whatsapp and imessage if you want privacy? almost reads as if he is goading people into using it because it's hip and cool and he doesn't want you to use it
18:22 asciilifeform ^
18:23 kakobrekla https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B63o0y1CEAAajCq.png lol
18:23 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9eDjj )
18:23 mircea_popescu "The Essential Role of Mixing Services: BitMixer Processes 25K BTC per Month (Interview and Step-by-Step Guide Included)"
18:24 mircea_popescu zese people.
18:24 cazalla kakobrekla, apparently they've come through on the $20 floor and will buy it from users over a 15 year period or some shit
18:24 asciilifeform '...and to insure that we are compliant' << lol!
18:24 asciilifeform insure ?
18:24 mircea_popescu srsly, how confused do you need to be to imagine mixing works in a dedicated mixing place.
18:24 kakobrekla cazalla how is that 'come through'
18:25 mircea_popescu so wait.
18:25 cazalla it's not but it is hilarious all the same
18:25 mircea_popescu wait wait. all that buying is gonna happen later ?!
18:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform insure ensure assure, affect, effect, infect etc. just outside of the redditard's literacy bubble.
18:26 kakobrekla association bitcoin to scam has, to me, became stronger than nigeria to scam
18:27 cazalla i'm not really following it now but they have some honour program now https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=857670.msg10125456#msg10125456
18:27 assbot GAW Zen Hashlet PayCoin unofficial uncensored discussion. ALWAYS MAKE MONEY :-) ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9fnoO )
18:27 mircea_popescu i fucked nigerians. i never fucked bitcoiners. kako's rule holds.
18:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00055357 = 6.0893 BTC [-]
18:28 kakobrekla srsly, i dont wanna mention bitcoin irl anymo.
18:29 cazalla perhaps garza's latest scheme with this honour program starting 1st feb is to push the price of paycoin back up to $20 so he can offload all his premined coins and then declare bankrupty come feb, who knows, so much bullshit makes my headspin
18:29 mircea_popescu i never really was too hip on it. if peopel ask, sure, tell em things, answer q's. but the sort of blind "o look what new gadget i got" thing they do... meh. it only creates more idiots for mpoe-pr to claw at.
18:29 mircea_popescu cazalla basically, "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay".
18:30 kakobrekla idiots are already coming at maxint rate so one more or less who cares.
18:30 mircea_popescu also true i guess.
18:31 mircea_popescu kakobrekla i'll prove to you it makes a diff!
18:32 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2utx/the_hard_fork_missile_crisis/cnmqyth
18:32 assbot kixunil comments on The Hard Fork Missile Crisis ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9g9lI )
18:32 mircea_popescu now where did he get the source he rewrote there ?
18:33 kakobrekla this actually works in your favor.
18:34 mircea_popescu aha ?
18:34 mircea_popescu <kakobrekla> i dont see how those lists help with anything << re that.
18:34 mircea_popescu only time a redditor said something sane on reddit this week was when he was rewriting a trilema paragraph.
18:34 mircea_popescu that's something!
18:34 kakobrekla perhaps it was the log.
18:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00055357 = 9.4384 BTC [-]
18:35 kakobrekla (cause the log is free hehe)
18:36 mircea_popescu lol
18:36 mircea_popescu mebbe it was, at that.
18:36 mircea_popescu o right, i had forgotten
18:36 mircea_popescu ITS GETTING MY CREDITS SOLD BUSTER
18:37 kakobrekla yeah you better stfu.
18:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26100 @ 0.00055623 = 14.5176 BTC [+] {2}
18:43 danielpbarron Basically anyone who doesn't update their software will not be able to see the new blocks. They will be on an old network that would no longer be "bitcoin" - until they updated their software. It's very likely that this old network would have no transactions because nobody would bother mining it. --reddit
18:43 danielpbarron bitcoin will no longer be bitcoin
18:47 mircea_popescu because reddit sez so!
18:48 mircea_popescu this adventure makes it quite obvious how the entire libertard political machine is intended to function. sort-of like, it ran into a ravine, now it's suspended, ands you can walk under it safely and admire all the pistons and whatnot without much risk.
18:48 mircea_popescu reminds me of a much older but quite central asciilifeform point : "These fools have been handed a technology so clever, so disruptive and revolutionary, that the rulers of the world would have to fully unmask themselves as ruthless tyrants in order to suppress it, — or give up their thrones on their own free will — if it were used correctly, that is."
18:49 mircea_popescu apparently... it is being used correctly eh.
18:50 asciilifeform ilkka kokkarinen liked to call this concept 'heightening the contradictions.' also known as 'make'em gas you'
18:50 mircea_popescu so far it;'s a lot more predictive-dialectic. "this is what you will say, and this is why you will be saying it, and this is how you'll respond to the previous statement, and this is why you did that, and this is how..."
18:50 mircea_popescu supposedly the only form of psychotherapy that works. takes a while tho.
18:53 PeterL ;;later tell pete_dushenski your blog is on scoopbot's list, he just doesn't like you for some reason. I will look into it
18:53 gribble The operation succeeded.
18:56 kakobrekla whoever responsible for rss should commit suicide.
18:56 kakobrekla o wait.
18:57 kakobrekla this joke never dies,
18:57 kakobrekla unlike the author.
19:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31200 @ 0.00055247 = 17.2371 BTC [-]
19:02 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2Q83DKB.txt )
19:02 BingoBoingo !b 4
19:03 adlai on the other hand, reiserfs takes a good idea through to a great execution
19:06 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3DACPZX.txt )
19:06 BingoBoingo !b 1
19:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5383 @ 0.00056113 = 3.0206 BTC [+]
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19:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23716 @ 0.00056113 = 13.3078 BTC [+]
19:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00056405 = 1.1281 BTC [+]
19:47 BingoBoingo What could have been the A-10 of the sea... disappearing http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/end-of-the-ghetto-navy-is-in-sight-as-last-usn-frigate-1678669074
19:47 assbot End Of The 'Ghetto Navy' Is In Sight As Last USN Frigate Cruise Begins ... ( http://bit.ly/1xW15Lc )
19:49 BingoBoingo Replaced by aluminium canoes and trimarans
19:50 BingoBoingo Well, that and the Wooden frigate that still sails under the US flag.
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20:09 BingoBoingo !up felipelalli
20:09 BingoBoingo Hello felipelalli
20:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00056631 = 3.7376 BTC [+]
20:11 TomServo Curious, block 338710 had only 1 transaction (the new coins) - is that common?
20:11 BingoBoingo TomServo: Less so than it used to be
20:16 BingoBoingo If these every get made they are going to have some serious stank at End of Life https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Replacement_Submarine
20:16 assbot Ohio Replacement Submarine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK4CMw )
20:17 BingoBoingo 42 year PLANNED service life...
20:19 ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: the future is the zodiac - ak47 of the seas
20:19 ben_vulpes subject of, did you ever read the book by the same title?
20:20 BingoBoingo I haven't had the chance. Lately I've been trying to chew on Lucretius.
20:21 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: I'd like to make it through the St Johns college curriculumn before I'm 40 http://www.sjc.edu/academics/undergraduate/seminar/annapolis-undergraduate-readings/
20:21 assbot St. John's College | Reading List - Great Books Curriculum - Philosophy ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK5qRo )
20:24 BingoBoingo http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11425451
20:24 assbot BBC News - Tragic end to US rescue bid off Somali coast ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK5Ret )
20:26 ben_vulpes great idea, BingoBoingo.
20:29 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: I actually gave attending that school a bit of thought as I was making choices, but... a more local small liberal arts college was offering a deal where I particularly wouldn't have to pay tuition to them. Best not to question the past though. I could have ended up some doomed postdoc in Oklahomo if I went to St John and actually read all of those books too young.
20:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00056405 = 3.1587 BTC [-]
20:36 asciilifeform what was this thing about 'automated airgaps' ?! mega-lol!
20:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6519 @ 0.00056405 = 3.677 BTC [-]
20:39 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I think it was someone trying to imitate actual airgap with diodes that could be switched on/off
20:42 asciilifeform as if unidirectional flow were the only or even main purpose of airgap
20:43 BingoBoingo Well one of those things where naive party picks one thing the effort accomplishes and tries to apporximate just that and says the whole thing is good enough.
20:43 BingoBoingo I mean it isn't like cables are broadcast antennas or anything.... <sarcasm>
20:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40265 @ 0.00056405 = 22.7115 BTC [-]
20:47 BingoBoingo It's this peculiar miss that has people thinking the weapon of the US prison system is merely confinement, when the weapon is rectal violation.
20:50 ben_vulpes ;;ticker
20:50 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 256.04, Best ask: 256.48, Bid-ask spread: 0.44000, Last trade: 256.04, 24 hour volume: 13899.60712385, 24 hour low: 253.11, 24 hour high: 272.43, 24 hour vwap: 0
20:50 BingoBoingo It's not the punishment on paper to be feared, but the de facto hell cultured under the veil of paper.
20:51 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
20:51 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 256.03, vol: 13902.10697315 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 252.089, vol: 14817.55543 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 253.26, vol: 38286.92445787 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 273.0, vol: 19.90634687 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 248.102055, vol: 111935.43820000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 254.26313, vol: 59.72076094 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 262.3744, vol: 102.84718136 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
20:51 BingoBoingo Serious spreads.
20:52 BingoBoingo !up WolfGoethe
20:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.0005652 = 5.1998 BTC [+] {2}
20:53 BingoBoingo WolfGoethe: Thoughts on http://trilema.com/2015/heres-what-they-dont-tell-you-when-they-bring-you-those-papers-to-sign/
20:53 assbot Here's what they don't tell you when they bring you those papers to sign pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1z2Muzc )
20:58 BingoBoingo !up WolfGoet_
20:58 WolfGoet_ no opinion on the plea bargain, outside my expertise
20:58 BingoBoingo Well, not on the plea bargain itself, but on the effects of any plea bargain.
21:00 WolfGoet_ don't know anything bout that stuff, but if I was facing 30 years....
21:01 BingoBoingo Such sentences rarely survive... sentencing...
21:01 WolfGoet_ ? what do u mean?
21:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17849 @ 0.00056729 = 10.1256 BTC [+] {2}
21:04 WolfGoet_ i have a buddy at the nyc da's office. at vance's... i think ti was preet who got him tho, not vance. will ask him if they will stick to it
21:05 BingoBoingo WolfGoet_: Prosecutors get to pile on all of the charges they can imagine. Many will die before trial, more die at jury deliberation, the ones a defendant gets sentenced on might reflect a tenth of what the inital charges scared the defendant into pleaing.
21:06 BingoBoingo 30 years proposed by a prosecutor is often 2-3 years by the time one has to report to jail.
21:07 BingoBoingo Look fucker with the all special characters name. I can't up you until I can tab autocomplete your name.
21:07 BingoBoingo Not technically, but on principal Imsaguy
21:08 BingoBoingo !up imsaguy
21:08 BingoBoingo Was that so fucking hard
21:08 I can up myself
21:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1200 @ 0.00083951 = 1.0074 BTC [+] {4}
21:08 BingoBoingo I know
21:08 I was attempting to avoid the double switch
21:08 since assbot has shitty cody
21:08 code*
21:08 BingoBoingo Well, assbot wasn't the obstacle.
21:09 * BingoBoingo was
21:09 so who is pleading?
21:09 BingoBoingo Charlie Shrem plead.
21:09 oh
21:09 BingoBoingo Already happened.
21:09 is trendon next?
21:09 BingoBoingo Now Charlie before he reports to jail wonders why people don't want to collaborate with him.
21:09 what'd he plead to? House arrest at mommy?
21:10 BingoBoingo Well, given trendon's sins he'd be non-grata no matter the disposition
21:10 There's always a chance for pleading. Its just a matter of how far they're willing to go.
21:10 BingoBoingo But Charlie basically as he tells it is going to a work camp where he will get EMAIL!!!
21:10 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/winning-poker-network-roll-out-bitcoin-depositwithdrawal-option/
21:10 he'll get email, but it'll be opened, read, and recorded before he even sees it.
21:11 * BingoBoingo is still not pleading to a misdemeanor disorderly conduct from 2013 on principal.
21:11 did you tell at the judge?
21:11 yell*
21:12 BingoBoingo My lawyer hired to handle the paperwork of the case and preparation has made it clear to the prosecutor and judge both that no plea is incoming.
21:12 BingoBoingo !up [\\\]
21:12 WolfGoet_ can't even visit japan as a felon...
21:12 WolfGoet_ ask Mike Tyson
21:12 What's there to visit in Japan?
21:12 BingoBoingo And yet the locals are the ones asking for extensions.
21:12 radiation?
21:12 BingoBoingo Gojira
21:13 !up
21:13 !up rickjamesbitch
21:13 WolfGoet_ roponigo is the most fun u can have in nightlife... just amazing fun
21:13 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:13 BingoBoingo The local DA refuses trial because they might lose and I don't really care because fuck them, RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE!!!
21:14 well, if it never goes to trial, you've won
21:14 wait for SoL to run out
21:14 BingoBoingo Nah, SOL isn't applicable anymore because they charged it.
21:15 BingoBoingo Conviction is out of the question unless they man up and go to trial.
21:16 if he charged?
21:16 kakobrekla [\\\] the only shitty part is your understanding. its not assbot, its gribble.
21:16 then you have 45 days
21:16 kakobrekla: its assbat's usage of gribble
21:17 kakobrekla actually its your retarded nick, idk i guess you wanted to hide after the pirate fiasco
21:17 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2N0451R.txt )
21:17 BingoBoingo !b 2
21:18 Hiding how?
21:18 ;;ident
21:18 gribble Nick '[\\\]', with hostmask '[\\\]!\\\@unaffiliated/imsaguy', is not identified.
21:18 doh
21:19 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/35A2AGH.txt )
21:19 danielpbarron !b 4
21:19 assbot Last 90 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0NHEZYV.txt )
21:19 !b 90
21:19 tada!
21:19 all the bashes
21:19 BingoBoingo Well, maybe also the part where you used to use a name that involved... letters
21:19 * danielpbarron slaps [\\\] around a bit with a large bash
21:19 kakobrekla ;;gettrust assbot [ident "bingoboingo"]
21:19 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo. Trust relationship from user assbot to user BingoBoingo: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 12 via 12 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=BingoBoingo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=BingoBoingo | Rated since: Wed Mar 20 03:45:45 2013
21:20 kakobrekla ;;gettrust assbot [ident "[\\\]"]
21:20 gribble Error: I am not seeing this user on IRC. If you want information about a registered gpg user, try the 'gpg info' command instead.
21:20 kakobrekla find yourself a real nick ?
21:20 you have to escape the slashes
21:20 kakobrekla until then you will do the nick dance if you wish to do so.
21:21 BingoBoingo [\\\]: Or maybe you parade around you old name with actual letters as a badge of pride. Unless you have a reason not too, like embarassment.
21:22
21:23 BingoBoingo [\\\]: You let Pirate expand your butthole enough it gauge that gauge isn't the right unit of measure anymore, own it.
21:23 BingoBoingo *in
21:23 I do. I've admitted to that. This gets much fewer pms from randoms trying to trade/scam.
21:24 kakobrekla interestingly i get 0.
21:24 Congrats?
21:24 I get 0 on this nick.
21:24 kakobrekla hint: its not the nick, its the channels.
21:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1325 @ 0.00084198 = 1.1156 BTC [+] {7}
21:25 I've not changed the channels.
21:25 kakobrekla that be the problem.
21:26 If it was the channels, this nick would get just as much, but it doesn't.
21:26 kakobrekla stop talking nonsense.
21:27 * BingoBoingo is Aaronman running through the forest chasing Egyptians
21:30 BingoBoingo !up xanthyos
21:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7352 @ 0.00055225 = 4.0601 BTC [-] {2}
21:35 kakobrekla ;;tslb
21:35 gribble Time since last block: 50 minutes and 54 seconds
21:40 BingoBoingo ;;lasers
21:40 gribble ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
21:41 xanthyos https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7KyQehIIAEsMAJ.jpg
21:41 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KE5ckv )
21:44 cazalla xanthyos, i can just see some grandma buying that for her grandson thinking it's hip and cool because it's youtube
21:49 BingoBoingo !up bigtip
21:51 BingoBoingo Fuck you Hollywood. This looks nothing like James Spader in 'Secretary' http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--K7RPq4gg--/qujcfwozlsdnc7lwosib.png
21:51 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KE6wUj )
21:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.0005686 = 10.2348 BTC [+] {3}
21:56 BingoBoingo !up sinetek
21:56 sinetek thx
21:57 BingoBoingo What's up?
21:58 BingoBoingo !up svetlana
22:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6244 @ 0.00053798 = 3.3591 BTC [-] {2}
22:05 svetlana thanks, i can't be bothered to register with gribble
22:05 BingoBoingo svetlana: Well, understandable. atm. How long have you been lurking. Just since the rogue DDoS bot here was complained about in other channels, right?
22:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61920 @ 0.000575 = 35.604 BTC [+]
22:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11042 @ 0.00057515 = 6.3508 BTC [+] {2}
22:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7857 @ 0.00057551 = 4.5218 BTC [+] {2}
22:12 kakobrekla ;;ticker
22:12 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 251.25, Best ask: 251.41, Bid-ask spread: 0.16000, Last trade: 251.25, 24 hour volume: 15643.13842182, 24 hour low: 250.61, 24 hour high: 272.43, 24 hour vwap: 0
22:13 kakobrekla it is now 0.
22:14 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market all
22:14 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 246.0, vol: 17016.60396927 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 242.282, vol: 16267.89814 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 245.92, vol: 42382.27194518 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 273.0, vol: 19.42285564 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 243.563, vol: 113288.72240000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 254.26313, vol: 59.82076094 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 260.832, vol: 102.10615004 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
22:14 BingoBoingo Bitstamps is dead.
22:14 BingoBoingo *Blowstamps are dead. Long live BTC.
22:14 BingoBoingo !up mircea_popescu
22:15 mircea_popescu allo!
22:15 BingoBoingo ATM options motherfuckers seem to be following Buttstamp
22:15 BingoBoingo But... Looks like a price desynchronization between Buttstamp and et al is beginning.
22:15 kakobrekla atm options ?
22:15 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Buttfinex
22:15 kakobrekla pretty much all markets cept mebbe china look at buttstamp
22:16 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: And yet CampBX which only takes postal money orders is booming
22:16 kakobrekla BingoBoingo actually i noted this desync yesterday , but on another chan.
22:16 kakobrekla the problem with desync is sheep.
22:17 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Indeed. Funny to follow Buttstamp begining its accelerated Gox death.
22:18 mircea_popescu what, are the exchanges low or something ?
22:18 kakobrekla tbh i have seen enough of this comedy for my taste :|
22:18 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Well, almonds and cyanide both taste bitter and yes this sucks major donkey dick.
22:18 kakobrekla soon i wont know what my belly is hurting from, laughter or hunger
22:19 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Seems Bitstamp and Bitfinex sorts are leading a downward trend.
22:19 mircea_popescu aha
22:20 mircea_popescu "oh hai guise, we move to san francisco to halp with the price supression pls to take us moar srs"
22:20 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: If necessary I will fucking punch a deer to death and fly it out to you sometime around November.
22:20 mircea_popescu poor deer
22:20 kakobrekla lol!
22:21 BingoBoingo Seriously poor deer, but pummeling is good for flavor.
22:22 kakobrekla but idk why sell if you can withdraw, withdrawals are supposedly working.
22:22 BingoBoingo And usualy here get the better out of it than persons so it should be a fair fight http://www.dailyillini.com/news/article_4f40f150-c23e-5ae1-812a-a0ee8beeb873.html
22:22 assbot SIU warns campus about deer attacks - The Daily Illini : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1FNU9oN )
22:23 kakobrekla as long as you are not with the last 18k you are good
22:23 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Fear of the unknown. It is a special hell. Was so for Gox too. Just remember you were the one who first marked Buttstamp for death.
22:23 kakobrekla but on gox you could not withdraw.
22:23 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: I can't blame you though if you hit the portal vein instead of the carotid.
22:23 kakobrekla heh
22:24 BingoBoingo Slower death, appears cleaner externally, actual mortality seems more sudden.
22:25 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1J1C2AN.txt )
22:25 kakobrekla !b 1
22:26 cazalla maybe shrem was fishing for donations this morning.. looking at https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/546367889625079808 yet all these people who asked to support him financially only able to muster 1.4 btc before newsbtc paycoin site dropped 4 btc in his pocket
22:26 assbot Thanks so much for your support! Some have asked to support financially. Thank you! 1JauAZU9zLgR5C4D2QLQUGZMzEC1s6ZpVi /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash Please RT
22:27 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/benjammingh/status/554841237790789632
22:27 assbot Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
22:27 kakobrekla so shrem sold all the buttcoins for ze lawyers
22:28 kakobrekla well, thats one way of decrypting the private key.
22:28 mircea_popescu lol
22:28 BingoBoingo Charlie plead. He's on the otherside. Personally i've been doing Butt kegels and practicing knife fighting drills with a toothbrush.
22:28 mircea_popescu no, ineffectively the same thing. i'd actually support that "ban"
22:29 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo hopefully we don't get to find out.
22:29 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Most of All I hope I don't have to find out.
22:29 mircea_popescu hehe
22:29 kakobrekla https://twitter.com/thegrugq/status/554842343329632257
22:29 assbot “/BBoingo: /benjammingh I use GPG, you suck a big bag of dicks. /thegrugq”< http://t.co/MnynJ1pjzW
22:29 kakobrekla you got candy.
22:29 BingoBoingo Fuck yeah
22:30 BingoBoingo Seriosuly though what is a muscle bound negroid former highschool running back going to do when I slice his dick with my butt kegels to defeat prison rape?
22:31 mircea_popescu are you growing teeth too ?
22:33 BingoBoingo Well I dunno I'd have to grow them. Now that Obummercare offers dental my dentist prother is pulling many more teeth than he drills.... Can prolly make a prosthetic...
22:34 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/554843818970062849
22:34 assbot Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
22:35 BingoBoingo I wonder how many of these people are going to miss the point of my candy.
22:36 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/benjammingh/status/554844101120512000
22:36 assbot Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
22:36 BingoBoingo @benjammingh What is this start saving business. You retain that motherfucker. @thegrugq
22:39 BingoBoingo AM I THE ONLY FUCKING AMERICAN WHO HAS A DEFENSE PREPARED AGAINST KINGPIN STATUE CHARGES WHILE AVOIDING DRUG BUSINESS
22:39 BingoBoingo fuckers.
22:40 BingoBoingo Maybe us crypto extremists are a minority.
22:40 mircea_popescu lmao that poor guy
22:41 BingoBoingo cazalla: You need a period befor your @ replies so they are massively public
22:42 BingoBoingo I am anger!!!
22:43 cazalla how do you mean?
22:43 BingoBoingo cazalla: If you start a reply with @ it goes to your lesser replies and bullshit feed
22:44 BingoBoingo Instead of your, calling motherfuckers out feed
22:44 cazalla yeah, that's why i always use with_replies for other's feeds, it's such a stupid fucking setup the way they have it, timeline isn't even a timeline these days with it not being in chronological order
22:45 BingoBoingo !up mircea_popescu
22:45 mircea_popescu TomServo: Curious, block 338710 had only 1 transaction (the new coins) - is that common? << empty blocks used to make up 10-20% of the chain a year or so ago.
22:46 kakobrekla fucking empty blocks, we should make blocksize smaller.
22:49 mircea_popescu lawl
22:51 BingoBoingo business card of the Treasury agent who visited me last summer in case anyone missed it. FBI agent said he "forgot" his card: https://imgur.com/FYaDobY
22:51 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqdEt )
22:51 mircea_popescu here's a thought : F35 Program cost US$1.0165 trillion (projected). Trident program cost $39.546 billion (to date)
22:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10143 @ 0.00057669 = 5.8494 BTC [+] {2}
22:52 BingoBoingo Right, and which of them "hurts" a theoretically more important enemy...
22:52 BingoBoingo !up jborkl_
22:52 jborkl_ Cex dropping cloud mining sure shot the diff to shit
22:53 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
22:53 mircea_popescu odd huh.
22:53 BingoBoingo jborkl_: Well Cex.io was the big 2013 scam. And it dies nao.
22:53 gribble Current Blocks: 338725 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 1978 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 27309364098.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -37.89326
22:54 kakobrekla lolwut
22:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 92707 @ 0.00052801 = 48.9502 BTC [-] {6}
22:54 kakobrekla is this real world?
22:54 jborkl_ Yeah, hard to believe. A little further into the diff to make sure
22:54 TomServo wisdom is reporting +2.81%
22:54 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Last year in my survey on BTC hovels... Motherfuckers who loved Inputs.io also loved Cex.io
22:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72100 @ 0.00051095 = 36.8395 BTC [-] {3}
22:55 mircea_popescu TomServo yeah i dunno how good that gribble estimate is.
22:55 TomServo gribble might be recovering from outage?
22:55 mike_c https://bitcoinwisdom.com/bitcoin/difficulty
22:55 assbot Bitcoin Difficulty and Hashrate Chart - BitcoinWisdom ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqJCw )
22:55 mike_c gribble is on crack
22:55 mike_c smoking the good stuff
22:55 mike_c +2.81%
22:56 jborkl_ No, it is correct but only accurate for small amount of the diff
22:56 mircea_popescu http://bitcoin.sipa.be/speed-small-lin-2k.png
22:56 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqOWE )
22:56 mircea_popescu there IS a sort of drp]
22:56 mircea_popescu but im not so sure it's actually anything but noise
22:56 BingoBoingo <mike_c> gribble is on crack << crack doesn't work like... that...
22:56 mike_c sort of a drop != -37%
22:57 jborkl_ Hard to tell until 500 blocks into the diff
22:57 mircea_popescu mike_c grible early period estimate is usually noisy.
22:57 kakobrekla actually if there is no major drop there was no miners ?
22:57 mircea_popescu kakobrekla quite.
22:57 kakobrekla or they still running.
22:57 mircea_popescu cex was a fiction that became unproductive.
22:57 mike_c ok, this isn't hard. i'll do the maff
22:57 jborkl_ There was a hour and a half block earlier
22:57 mircea_popescu mike_c yeah it's hard on short data.
22:58 * BingoBoingo remembers a strong overlap between CEX.io fans and Inputs.io fans.
22:59 * kakobrekla needs to get b-a.io
22:59 mircea_popescu lol
23:00 kakobrekla and open a fan club
23:00 kakobrekla we can call it Slovenly Fan Club
23:01 kakobrekla better than Nasty, no?
23:01 mike_c ;;calc (12*60 + 12)/37
23:01 gribble 19.7837837838
23:01 kakobrekla 19 ?
23:02 mike_c um, yeah. sell!
23:02 mike_c 19m per block
23:02 mircea_popescu lol nasty actually means dirty huh
23:02 kakobrekla i think so ya
23:02 mike_c phew, i miscalculated
23:02 mike_c ;;calc 612/37
23:02 gribble 16.5405405405
23:03 mike_c i was wrong, maff is hard. 16.5 mins per block. but anyway, last 500 block time is fine.
23:03 BingoBoingo Nasty means worse than dirty.
23:04 BingoBoingo Dirty could merely mean slutty or muddy.
23:04 mircea_popescu well so does slovenly
23:04 BingoBoingo Masty means a rash is unavoidable though.
23:04 BingoBoingo *Nasty
23:04 kakobrekla http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/bitcoin-to-drop-under-200-before-feb/
23:04 assbot BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb :: 1.05 B (16%) on Yes, 5.38 B (84%) on No | closing in 1 week 1 day| weight: 56`348 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1y65SM1 )
23:04 kakobrekla whats the holdup?
23:08 BingoBoingo Puppies?
23:09 mike_c omg. the holdup is the stupid 1 week buffer on a 3 week bet.
23:09 kakobrekla but honestly im not sure this is desync bb.
23:09 mike_c i am drowning in work over here, but i will get that article out soon
23:09 * BingoBoingo is operating cognitavely for the next several hours at the level of unfiltered id
23:11 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: 30 years proposed by a prosecutor is often 2-3 years by the time one has to report to jail. << well, how's that plea bargain supposed to go, "oh, so you're offering 3 meals a day and free housing, over 30 years that's about 350k give or take. pay me say 175`000.00 in one lump up front and i might let the charges go".
23:11 mircea_popescu generally prosecutor has little option, going through with it costs more before the thing even gets to a jury.
23:11 BingoBoingo Yeah
23:12 BingoBoingo And fuckers still wonder why I want to turn a misdemeanor disorderly conduct into a battle of "NO U"
23:13 mircea_popescu they want out of it, better bring some money.
23:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.0005 = 8.35 BTC [-]
23:13 mircea_popescu not like it should dent the budget of the greatest country in the world anyway, got 1 trn to spend on imaginary planes.
23:13 BingoBoingo Or at least let me motorboat the ADA's tits.
23:13 mircea_popescu lol
23:15 BingoBoingo I mean I would take on a county misdemeanor "court supervision" if I were able at the same time to slander the county by motorboating the ADA under court order.
23:15 BingoBoingo But... no compromises
23:15 BingoBoingo !up mircea_popescu
23:15 mircea_popescu danke
23:16 BingoBoingo Basically county surrenders to me or no deal. Even then no deal, because their act of surrender is exonerating.
23:17 BingoBoingo !up Evolyn
23:17 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: hint: its not the nick, its the channels. << he got you there [/\/\/\]
23:20 kakobrekla actually its [\\\\\\]
23:20 BingoBoingo Actually grep >> niggers.txt
23:21 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2012/geeks-are-sexy-bang-one/
23:21 assbot Geeks are sexy. Bang one. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1y68rO9 )
23:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15700 @ 0.0005 = 7.85 BTC [-]
23:23 mircea_popescu http://www.quora.com/Who-will-win-the-Bitcoin-blocksize-war << eh
23:23 assbot Who will win the Bitcoin blocksize war? - Quora ... ( http://bit.ly/1y68Pfn )
23:24 mircea_popescu "[EDIT2] I've never seen so much stupidty concentrated in the same space as so much unpleasantness since I was in high school. Even if Popescu and his friends are right, they deserve to be left on a fork and lose all their precious play-money. This is why I usually avoid reading anything non-technical about Bitcoin. I'm going back to that policy, the pain was not worth the Quora credits."
23:24 mircea_popescu they DESERVE.
23:24 mircea_popescu because that's how teh internets work
23:25 mircea_popescu ah this rape will be like... the sweetest rape in the history of that generally sweet article.
23:25 mircea_popescu im saving galon bottles of nerd tears.
23:25 mod6 grape 'em in the mouth
23:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.0004998 = 2.7489 BTC [-]
23:25 mircea_popescu "Not the least of my reasons is that Mircea Popescu seems to be a thoroughly dislikeable, arrogant, smug, elitist and condescending chap. He makes every disagreement a personal dispute between his own superior intellect and the stupid idiots that are not him. His attitude towards Andresen, the public, the poor and the residents of Mali is despicable."
23:25 mircea_popescu despicable eh ?
23:26 BingoBoingo Fuck If I get this library job I interviewed for next week I am buying 30 petahash and forcing this issue.
23:26 BingoBoingo How are all of those words not compliments.
23:27 BingoBoingo Those words are merely mediocre praise compared to what I lavish on Kakobrekla.
23:27 mircea_popescu "[EDIT] There is an explanation of the possible problem with increasing the block size in the comment section here Gavin Andresen Proposes Scalability Roadmap and Hardfork, which is much more informative that Mr Popsescu's own vindictive rambling."
23:27 mircea_popescu "oh look, what mp said back in october when he was being nice about it is a lot easier to follow than what he's saying now, once the fuckwits in question ignored the polite approach. isn't it mp's fault that gavin is an idiot!"
23:27 mircea_popescu "and also it's his fault mali is poor!"
23:28 mircea_popescu fatlogic, nice going.
23:28 mike_c well, at least he acknowledged your superior intellect ;)
23:29 mircea_popescu heh
23:29 mircea_popescu if you look at it, so fucking weird what burns these people.
23:29 mircea_popescu "o no, he said he's smarter than me!11"
23:29 mircea_popescu "where"
23:29 mircea_popescu "well... he implied it!"
23:29 mircea_popescu "how ?
23:29 BingoBoingo The thing the fuckers are incapable of ever acknowledging will be the later less polite arguments. They are inoculated agaisnt it. When they come to reason everything the cite will have been written in 2013.
23:30 BingoBoingo !up tripleslash
23:30 mircea_popescu "by not specifying otherwise multiple times and using these prefab expressions"
23:30 BingoBoingo !up aegis
23:30 tripleslash damn squatters
23:30 BingoBoingo maybe be more specific slashe' de tres
23:31 BingoBoingo Seriously imsaguy, the pirateat40 era history is your biggest asset. Milk it.
23:31 BingoBoingo Make people learn.
23:32 hold on, I'll get it
23:32 and no, imsaguy needs to die.
23:32 BingoBoingo Pretty sure he can't unless...
23:32 pirateat40 this is available
23:32 mircea_popescu i kinda liked imsaguy
23:33 BingoBoingo imsaguy is a naturally repentant name.
23:33 BingoBoingo bunch of non letter characters seems cancerous.
23:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23700 @ 0.0004998 = 11.8453 BTC [-]
23:34 scoopbot New post on The Whet by han@thewhet: http://thewhet.net/2015/if-you-look-closely-youll-see-the-other-players-were-all-holograms/
23:35 ben_vulpes what did you guys do - like 500lines in the past three hours?
23:35 ben_vulpes sheeit
23:35 pirateat40 balls
23:35 rithm i got you now pirateat40
23:36 rithm you're going to jail
23:36 ben_vulpes whoa
23:36 rithm fucker
23:36 ben_vulpes ;;ident pirateat40
23:36 gribble CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'pirateat40', with hostmask 'pirateat40!\\\@unaffiliated/imsaguy', is identified as user 'imsaguy', with GPG key id 7D7EA76776E6CE48, key fingerprint A1398F4C58AC3D387F012AFA7D7EA76776E6CE48, and bitcoin address 1Hf5qWZzd2WsrDwLhkykNc4uXPAkykg9PM
23:36 ben_vulpes mk
23:36 * rithm dials 911
23:36 * rithm /joins #bitcoin-police
23:36 ben_vulpes #bitcoin-court too, while you're at it
23:37 pirateat40 hold on, Ill brb
23:37 mircea_popescu that still exists ?
23:37 rithm pirateat40 smooth move exlax
23:37 rithm best nick change evar
23:37 pirateat40 repo'd
23:37 rithm nice
23:37 rithm that is so much more tab completable
23:40 tripleslash how about `0?
23:41 tripleslash its like a feather
23:42 BingoBoingo So, what would fuckers here offer for "bitcoin police" badges
23:42 ben_vulpes hola hanbot
23:42 mircea_popescu hanbot fifa scamming you hard eh ?
23:42 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [] what's 3 oz refer to ? << can't really b'leev that 3 oz of weed makes anyone anything
23:43 ben_vulpes 3 oz of blow is like maybe a vulpes eyebrow
23:43 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes i imagine the point was to humiliate through the low bar.
23:43 ben_vulpes not even a quarter key at that point
23:43 ben_vulpes m oh
23:43 hanbot buenas tardes ben_vulpes
23:43 * ben_vulpes doesn't into the irony today
23:43 ben_vulpes look my whole shop called in sick
23:43 ben_vulpes AT ONCE
23:43 ben_vulpes my sense of humor's kind of shot.
23:43 hanbot what did you feed them?
23:44 ben_vulpes nothing! i was derping on the mountain all weekend.
23:44 ben_vulpes except for those 10 hours reading through the intertwined wallet/transaction generation code in 0.5.3
23:45 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes i imagine the point was to humiliate through the low bar. << It isn't the mass, but the on-demand
23:45 BingoBoingo !up asciilifeform
23:45 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [] http://staceyjayya.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/transparency.html << why not start a kickstarter. << a "failed kickstarter" person is doing the "meetup" circuit in my town
23:45 assbot Stacey Jay, author: Transparency ... ( http://bit.ly/1y6bxSa )
23:46 ben_vulpes hee
23:46 ben_vulpes !up mircea_popescu
23:46 ben_vulpes !down mircea_popescu
23:46 hanbot mircea_popescu fifa scamming you hard eh ? << srsly. asshats.
23:46 ben_vulpes ahaha oh man once in a quarter irc lulzportunity
23:46 tripleslash is that a thing?
23:46 tripleslash #bitcoi-asshats?
23:46 mircea_popescu you know it doesn't do anything right
23:48 * ben_vulpes shrugs
23:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8650 @ 0.00049635 = 4.2934 BTC [-] {2}
23:48 ben_vulpes so what?
23:48 hanbot tripleslash i thought #bitcoin-asshats is just everything non-#b-a
23:48 ben_vulpes so you auth and up or whatever
23:48 ben_vulpes or the semantics are totally bulloxed
23:49 mircea_popescu waiting for the new assbot
23:49 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 28(Y):72(N) by coin, 25(Y):75(N) by weight. Total bet: 7.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 56,185.
23:49 rithm there's a new assbot
23:50 tripleslash hanbot: what happens when someone trolls you and drops #bitcoin-assets?
23:51 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10124615#msg10124615 << tardstalk lulz of the day
23:51 assbot Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/1ydRVZt )
23:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2793 @ 0.0005 = 1.3965 BTC [+]
23:51 mircea_popescu "hardfork is considered by a majority of items nobody asked compatible with bitcoin and its rules"
23:51 mircea_popescu fatlogic is like, best logic.
23:52 kakobrekla lulz https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10124504#msg10124504
23:52 assbot Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/1ydS7rp )
23:52 kakobrekla somebody tell the guy you can click on the timestamp.
23:53 mircea_popescu lol
23:53 kakobrekla too bad he didnt take pic with phone
23:53 mircea_popescu i imagine it's passive-aggressive "i will crop a screenshot rather than link because somehow links from this shithole matter in the grand scheme, whereas 15 minutes of my life are worth squat"
23:54 mircea_popescu fatlogicians will fatlogic *consistently* lol
23:55 hanbot tripleslash i'm only trollable by large sports organizations.
23:55 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0633TAM.txt )
23:55 kakobrekla !b 1
23:58 mircea_popescu so any bets/guesses as to what price bitcoin needs to touch for coinbase to fire 9 workers ?
23:59 mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2015/01/winning-poker-network-roll-out-bitcoin-depositwithdrawal-option/ << cazalla did i hear they don't actually honor withdraws ?
23:59 assbot Winning Poker Network Roll Out Bitcoin Deposit/Withdrawal Option | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1y6dfTL )
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