#trilema | 2014-10-18

they don't get it, i'm not claiming they ran the ponzi but assisted it and like andreas, they don't accept their foolish behaviour so it will happen again

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in one of their recent radio broadcasts, they practically told listeners to buy bitcoin from one of their advertisers in order to pay for drugs on the silkroad

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https://www.expresscoin.com/

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Buy Bitcoins! Fast, Easy, and Safe - expresscoin

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so basically what, "commercial immunity" ? we can make any add for satan himself, as long as we're getting paid ?

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Safer to make ads for satan. Recognizable brand. Customers know what they get when the Buy Satan.

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lol that's a point

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With the caveat that you only advertise for Satan under his own brand.

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Using the ponzi label when advertising a Ponzi anytime after the historical ponzi's bust... fine. Advertizing ponzi under any other brand like Pirateat40, not fine.

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" For example, in America, observed de Tocqueville, a book that does not make money – because it does not sell well – cannot be good, because the test of all goodness is money. And anything that makes a profit must be admirable in every way. I"

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!up Maryjane

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Hello Maryjane

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Hi

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:)

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hi

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What brings you around these parts?

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Xan

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:)

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Maryjane is a bee expert

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Hehehe

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Yeah winter is boring

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o, srsly, you raise bees ?

00:48

10000 elements in 60 seconds (166.67 elements/s)

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wait no

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10000 elements in 21 seconds (476.19 elements/s)

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:D

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833 e/s

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not too shabby eh

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1k now

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asciilifeform: amusing story. the moral: once a wasp - always a wasp until death or total victory

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Yes

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It's wintering season atm though

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apiculture is an ancient and honorable profession

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It's creation

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:)

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Maryjane: do you live in the usa?

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Yes

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what do you make of the panic with respect to the africanized bees coming from the south?

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It's over panicked

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seems to me that the main danger is letting neglected properties become fully infested

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Italians and carni's are what we raise here usually, but bees even African iced are highly adapted creatures. The African iced ones are forced into a place they don't thrive. It's like how the Russian bees don't do well here either

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Afrocanized*

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Pollen flow is very different

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I suspect the best 'solution' is to interbreed the africanized bees with other species and select against aggressive broods.

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and make the perfect broodwich

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Yes. They could. But that could go either good or bad

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how could it go bad?

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Because any breed can Africanize even italians or carnolians

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Or Caucasians

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sicilians are africanized italians

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interesting. apparently the bees are are aware of the 'one drop' rule

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Yes

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They'll adapt by themselves

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They have since before our years

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I've worked with aggressive carnolians

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They made a new queen and she calmed the whole colony

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heh. interesting.

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!up Maryjane

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I like russian bees.

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apparently carniolan bees are from romania

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how are russian bees different?

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Their propolis production

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do you have problems with mites?

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Carnolians are great they originated in like the southern Austrian alps and Danube valley

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Yes

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Mites are always here

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Varroa

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We treat with powdered sugar to help that issue

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do the russian bees seem more resistant to the mites? It appears the gov't thinks that's the case.

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Yes

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Their immune system is stronger against varroa than carnolians

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Italians are ok

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agreed!

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They aren't too bothered by varroa

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the russian sage in front of my home was filled with bees this summer, they are gone now

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We had epic basswood honey this yr

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r

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It was soo white

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The comb. Unf.

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have you seen colony collapse disorder?

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Yes

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The queen starts laying drones

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She gets weak

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do you think it's related at all to cell phone tower radiation?

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Could very well be

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It's also gmos

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eh, I think that theory is crazy. much more likely is widespread pesticide us

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use

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cell phone radiation just doesn't affect things that much

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kakobrekla elements ?

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Any man made pesticide will weaken their immune system but plant based is ok

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Bees actually use plants as pesticides

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http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/d-brief/2014/05/09/pesticides-not-mites-cause-honeybee-colony-collapse/

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Pesticides, Not Mites, Cause Honeybee Colony Collapse - D-brief | DiscoverMagazine.com

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There's varying reason

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i wanted to get into bees this spring but council regs won't permit it :\

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<decimation> apparently carniolan bees are from romania ?<< yeah.

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I treat

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7000 lbs this yr but I worked commercially

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cazalla you need a permit to keep bees ?!

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We lost some due to wax moth damage

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Maryjane: do you move your hives long distances to pollinate?

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Yes

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mircea_popescu, you need to register for a licence, another keep has to come check out your hive, hive cannot be within x distance of other homes plus others

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Well my boss did

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I personally just want my hives here

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nuts.

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My boss has bees in ga and California and vermont

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cazalla: the People continue to wage war on anything unusual

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back in romania, pretty much any old guy that's not a fucktard keeps bees

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That's a part of beekeeping

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i could host the hive elsewhere but defeats the added benefit of having the bees in the backyard to help pollinate veg and fruit trees

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in the countryside i mean.

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Maryjane: in California for the almonds?

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Yes

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:)

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Almond Honey tastes like leather shoes

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Ew

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Lol

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yeah but almonds are delicious, I'm glad for the bees.

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Same

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Almond expenses go to ppl like me too

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So buy them lol

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Bees are extremely expensive both money and time wise

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mircea_popescu: I suspect that any farmer who actually plans on living on his own harvest is much the same

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the bees are worth their wage when they pollinate more efficiently than the alternatives

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Most hobbyists I know here cannot keep up with keeping the bees tho

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that would be a fun job; transporting colonies

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It is

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Especially down the Champlain valley

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and watching them interact with a stranger colony

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Mmf

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like first contact

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Maryjane: what are the main expenses? seems to me you just need to harvest the honey every once in awhile

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7 days a week

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for a small hive?

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U have to move brood and honey for expansion, clean out drone caps, treat and feed.

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U could lose a queen any day

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Should have more than 1 hive

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if the colony swarms?

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Yes

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Which u can save that colony from moving brood frames.

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From ur other colonies

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They'll draw s new queen

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so they swap places basically?

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Yes

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yeah I can see how this would pose some difficulties keeping track of what is going on

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!up Maryjane

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well I'm going to retire for the evening, thanks for the interesting conversation

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Same I'm sleepy :F

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Goodnight :)

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goodnight.

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mircea_popescu requests per second

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tcpdump port 80 | logtop

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http://www.scmagazine.com/ssdp-reflection-ddos-attacks-on-the-rise-akamai-warns/article/377754/

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SSDP reflection DDoS attacks on the rise, Akamai warns - SC Magazine

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http://www.ijerest.in/papers/IJEREST-1103112014.pdf

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[A Survey on Distributed Denial of Service Attacks, Tools, and Countermeasures]

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[http://www.ijedr.org/papers/IJEDR1403077.pdf

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[Intrusion Detection Techniques and Open Source Intrusion Detection (IDS) Tools]

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[http://dangerousprototypes.com/2014/10/14/dirty-tuesday-chinese-shipping-apocalypse/

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<Maryjane> Should have more than 1 hive << generally about 60 to a hundred or two is what people keep

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kakobrekla aha

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mircea_popescu: they decided to "stop criminality" << not exactly. one set of criminals profits from every single penny of cc theft (bank) while another set (the sp4mz0r) gets to be made example of.

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princeling - sins, whipping boy - grunts.

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notrly.

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!s chargeback

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40 results for 'chargeback' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=chargeback

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i don't think a princeling exists sharp enough to do any of this.,

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mr t called this 'skin in the game lemma' or sumthinglikethat

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nah, it mostly feeds non-nato powers.

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chargebacks.

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well, exactly how the loss is distributed inside the system is a diff story.

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fact remains, cc nonsense mostly bleeds cash out of the nato structure.

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ru sp4mz0r steals cc #, charges 10k usd. on, e.g., 'amazon'; chumper reads his bill, complains, bank magically vacuums 10k+C (positive constant C, chargeback penalty) from 'amazon', plasma tv is nowhere to be found (drop house, magicked away)

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exactly.

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this is permitted to exist in precisely this form - for a reason. this is bezzlatron's way of making folks who don't want $consumercrud - buy it whether want or not.

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'so you won't buy plasmatron for yourself, voluntarily, ok. you'll buy it for this derp.'

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at 40% interest.

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sure, but that

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then go 'prove you're not a camel'

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's besides the point

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!up Maryjane

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hi :)

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orcs pilfering the wealth of men is a thermodynamic inevitability - like waterfalls. but there's a clever bugger drinking the waterfall, to run with the metaphor.

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asciilifeform all i can see from where im sitting is a closed system that constantly loses mass to the outside.

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its fate is quite clear, thermodynamically.

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it's not even "cash" properly that the enemy keeps taking out. it's straight value.

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Where are you people from? c:

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i'm in laguna niguel

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juicy - http://qntra.net/2014/10/caleb-chen-stephanie-murphy-brian-sovryn-assist-ponzi-scheme/

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http://mashable.com/2014/10/17/ebola-dog-okay/

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Ebola Pup Receiving Care From Top Veterinary Team

~ 39 minutes ~

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http://news.sciencemag.org/environment/2014/06/ninety-nine-percent-oceans-plastic-missing

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Ninety-nine percent of the ocean's plastic is missing | Science/AAAS | News

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http://qntra.net/2014/10/dogecoin-facebook-contributor-to-jail/

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https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Element/keygen

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<keygen> - HTML (HyperText Markup Language) | MDN

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curious that this has been supported since v1.0 of FF, never seen it

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http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/you-see-sneakers-these-guys-see-hundreds-of-millions-in-resale-profit/

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You See Sneakers, These Guys See Hundreds Of Millions In Resale Profit | FiveThirtyEight

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22792 @ 0.00074108 = 16.8907 BTC [+] {2}

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;;is up http://qntra.net/

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;;isup http://qntra.net/

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no wai

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Error establishing a database connection here RagnarDanneskjol

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i saw

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when i refresh, sometimes it's up, sometimes not

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hmm

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;;isup qntra.net

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aah no gribbl

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logs flooded with requests for urls like http://qntra.net/index.php?-1121311141

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bastards

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!up ProgressUpdate

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hey, reddit police here. gj with the new server for trilema / qntra

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uh ok

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you might like to know the wp attacks are launched from a VPS costing me no more than $10 monthly; such attacks are unable to fully take your server offline, but that doesn't mean we will stop trying ^.^

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you are quite determined eh ProgressUpdate

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whats the payoff?

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why are you attacking the site anyway?

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RagnarDanneskjol, i'd tell you if i can.

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why cant you?

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for now, it's not very smart for me to "GET MOAR BOTZ" against a specific, protected server, but there are many other targets. like the digitalocean vps hosting log.bitcoin-assets

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what's the point though? i don't see what you stand to gain

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i mean, i applaud your effort for the lulz but we're past that so what's your beef chief

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or BingoBoingo's thedrinkingrecord, or cascadianhacker, contravex;; bitbet, waroflife, et al.

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it's not even difficult to knock down *all* of the mpex proxies (at least the ones that have been publicly announced), but barely nobody except mireca_popescu's own bots use mpex anyway.

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cazalla, obviously people dont do this for weeks without a reason

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yea - really curious. why these targets? these guy sare good people, never did a thing to hurt anyone.. its like attacking puppies or slow lorises. they come in peace

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-xvIjH8T4

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Slow Loris eating a Rice Ball - YouTube

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RagnarDanneskjol, quite ironically slowloris was one of the most effective HTTP DDoS attacks circa 2009.

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i kno that

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someone here fuck your mother/sister or something?

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something about saying bad things about reddit?

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ProgressUpdate, i tell you what, you write up an article about the past few days and i'll publish it on qntra, that way people at least know what is going on

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closing notes: mireca_popescu: mocking someone who attacks you for less than 1/20th your mitigation efforts cost is not the smartest decision. cazalla i'll think about it

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are there any terms for surrender. ransom demands

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7139 @ 0.00073623 = 5.2559 BTC [-] {2}

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RagnarDanneskjol, lolno

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cool. well carry on then, have fun

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so, current target is thedrinkingrecord.com ;; don't worry, no matter how you try to mitigate we'll take you down eventually.

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who else is on y'alls shit list these days?

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we got cloudflare to kick off a enterprise customer ^.^

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kthnxbai

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well the blogs are gonna be easy pickings

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guess so huh

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so what does the random guy caught in crossfire do

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duck for cover

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https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/523318082584858624

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(I'm not actually Slayl0r on freenode. Sorry I didn't think anyone would actually check.)

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jurov

how is the chick related?

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jurov

!s Slayl0r

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0 results for 'Slayl0r' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=Slayl0r

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not at all -just an amusing twitter page . http://mashable.com/2014/10/17/taylor-swift-1989-secret-sessions/

05:02

What It's Like to Hang Out in Taylor Swift's Living Room [VIDEO]

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2233203-the-go-to-play-taking-college-football-by-storm

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The Most Unstoppable Play in College Football | Bleacher Report

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gabriel_laddel

just in time for l33t wekend!

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was that?

~ 2 hours 30 minutes ~

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http://hackaday.com/2014/10/17/hacklet-19-ham-radio/

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Hacklet 19 – Ham Radio

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bitbet down

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seems to be infectious. like obola

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while it may be cheap for this guy to do, it's gotta be consuming of other resources

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time, opportunity loss, whatever

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who did mp piss off in the days prior to qntra launch?

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the yc ninjas?

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gavin?

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redtards mostly i sppose. this is what happens when they impose minimum wage - too much idle time

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he doesnt even troll reddit tho

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%d

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[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 328678.18 in 42 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -82.50

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42 blocks, then hacker points botnet at pool and diff stays same, hehe

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fortunately not :)

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OH - I control that pool - heh. kind of forgot to check it, maybe on the target list too

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ok pool looks fine

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i guess we shouldnt be giving him any ideas, though the attack does seem mp-centric

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yea - why I'm not posting the address again

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<ThickAsThieves> who did mp piss off in the days prior to qntra launch?//more like who didnt he piss off

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i suppose, hehe

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i remember a time when being provocative didn't cause ppl to get all butthurt.. wasnt that long ago. I'm not that old

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yeah well no more provocative, now its offensive and you know we all have rights not to be offended

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yea really

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY

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George Carlin on Soft Language - YouTube

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nobody ever heard of ignore stuff you don't like, must fight back

~ 37 minutes ~

09:22

;;ticker

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Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 391.78, Best ask: 392.97, Bid-ask spread: 1.19000, Last trade: 389.8, 24 hour volume: 8926.01397094, 24 hour low: 370.96, 24 hour high: 393.01, 24 hour vwap: 381.024286351

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6900 @ 0.00073761 = 5.0895 BTC [+]

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so I converted that WASP pdf into a txt file http://btcscoop.com/WASP.txt

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funny mistake by the pdf converter, l to an i: We've got to seize the initiative and get the

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enemy fiat on his back while we beat the bejazus out of him.

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it also made hard linebreaks out of all the line endings, is there an easy way to re-paragraphize a text file?

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what is this? -i missed the convo. looks scifi skimming it

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oh

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got it

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp_(novel)

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Wasp (novel) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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yeah, that

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[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19108 @ 0.00073793 = 14.1004 BTC [+] {2}

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[PDF] http://www.researchgate.net/publication/240236789_A_new_theoretical_perspective_on_deception_detection_On_the_psychology_of_instrumental_mind-reading/links/00b4952e0bf2e2981f000000

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;;isup qntra.net

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qntra.net is down

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orly ?!

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mircea, and so is trilema

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except not.

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i think the updown thing managed to get itself ip banned

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Apocalyptic pm me your ip too

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http://pastebin.com/D4j4Qv5S

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confirmed - atc pool is down now

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lol

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%d

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[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 328680.54 in 40 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -82.50

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onoes!!1

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so close

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what if it never makes it, you know ?

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be like... oooooooooo

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sup

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so basically now we have a spammer trying to claim this is all trolls everywhere else while pming everyone every week PLUS a script kiddie trying to claim we suck while pming everyone every week.

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there's also a camwhore from india that comes by periodically, but at least she has tits

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clearly, we're doing things wrong.

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lol

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i guess, let's see, what else is there...

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next we'll have a patent troll right ? that's the one thing missing.

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maybe some concern trolling, tho that's kinda weaksauce-y

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you want them to not come around, or just not be able to get in when they get here?

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no no, i'm fine as is

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was in no sense a complaint.

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do you think the voicing model is succeeding at keeping cruft out?

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i think it's definitely succeeding at making it clear to the wanna-bes that they're wanna-bes, and that we're the stars, and what cocks to suck

10:17

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/19/fashion/how-apples-siri-became-one-autistic-boys-bff.html?_r=0

10:17

Log In - The New York Times

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TL;DR Siri helps autistic buy to learn to speak correctly by talking with him and providing data about his obsessions.

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the wringing and derpage is unavoidable, but they'll get in line alright.

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autistic boy*

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maybe it's that guy who lost 10btc at bitbet ;p

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yeah, because if that guy could like, do things, he'd have waited for a year.

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what, he flipped burgers for the summer to save enough money to put a 10 bux downpayment on a derpy 5k botnet ?

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I'd consider myself a wanna-be myself more than anything else...

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the worst are the wanna-wannas, who don't even know what they wanna-be

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well, at a certain age it's just the usual stuff. access to resources, respect of peers, etc.

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Apocalyptic try now.

10:23

and anyone know the ip of that isitdown service ?

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http://isup.me

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Down For Everyone Or Just Me -> Check if your website is down or up?

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http://isup.me/qntra.net

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Down For Everyone Or Just Me -> Check if your website is down or up?

10:24

yeah but what's its ip

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oh

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clearly it managed to get itself banned

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looks like 50.97.161.229

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;;isup qntra.net

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qntra.net is up

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;;isup trilema.com

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trilema.com is up

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thanks Adlai

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i think im banned again by both

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np

10:26

mircea, ty

10:26

;;isup bitbet.us

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bitbet.us is down

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anyone else ?

10:27

bitbet kinda slow, saw a couple 502 errors

10:27

everything else seems ok

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yes bb is being nuked

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top - 16:27:39 up 315 days, 12:11, 1 user, load average: 76.39, 72.95, 49.48

10:29

kakobrekla unbanned nao.

10:29

ty

10:30

what about banned humans not in this chan?

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they have to wait for storm to finish?

10:30

well, let's put it this way, if someone was making a shitton of requests right then but isn't in chan there's something seriously off with them.

10:30

time to get in the chan.

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i didnt make shitton

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i cant see qntra

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can you see trilema ?

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hanging...

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nope

10:32

myeah. well you can either pm your ip to whitelist or else get a diff one ?

10:33

so how many makes a shitton of requests?

10:33

sure, i wa smore asking in the grand scheme

10:33

qntra will be IP whitelist only?

10:33

bounce ima prolly revise the list, make it moar permissive.

10:33

ThickAsThieves the entire world is whitelist only, in each and every aspect. there's no getting around this simple fact,

10:33

...

10:34

it's ok you can answer me

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ThickAsThieves no dude, it's open.

10:35

i dont actually have a problem with a site being whitelist only, but that has its own problems

10:35

I can see trilema from one system but not the other, same ip

10:36

ThickAsThieves theory aside, you gonna halp RagnarDanneskjol host the atc proxy by getting him a server ?

10:36

referrer filtering? o_O?

10:36

first i've heard

10:36

chetty now that's bizarre

10:36

bounce neah.

10:36

atc proxy?

10:36

and no I havent been making a lot of requests :P

10:36

pool i mean sorry

10:37

well i could help fund it if that's what you mean

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but i have no servers

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weren't you like an ubersuccessful trader last we left you ?

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nor confidence to provide them

10:37

get the man a server.

10:37

what's it cost?

10:37

i have nfi ?

10:37

well he can ask me for help if he wants

10:38

o.O

10:38

i'm not even sure whats going on in this regard

10:39

ok, maybe i'm completely misreading this, but your strategy seems to be equal parts mixture of waxing poetic over how you have no serious stake in things and waiting for stake to ask you out.

10:39

a) it just did, yo! and b) that's seriously not how it works. you want something, get it.

10:39

when did i say no?

10:39

<ThickAsThieves> well he can ask me for help if he wants << that.

10:39

ThickAsThieves what, you don't think a whitelist-only news aggregator can make an income? ;p

10:39

well he can

10:39

i dunno what server, how much or nuthin

10:39

http://trilema.com/2012/cum-gestionezi-abordarile-ghid-pentru-cetatencele-de-sex-opus/ << this is a misnomer btw,

10:39

you givin' out VPSes or summat?

10:39

it says "guide for citizens of the opposite sex", but it's not. it's universal.

10:40

nubbins` isn't that the entire premise of the "secret report" biz ?

10:40

<+mircea_popescu> ok, maybe i'm completely misreading this <<< maybe 8)

10:40

first i even heard someone needed help with atc anything

10:40

o.O

10:40

!up progressupdate

10:40

it's almost like the guy doesn't wanna dick around configuring a server :D

10:41

nubbins` impossibru

10:41

thanks bounce. brb, making otc account.

10:42

kakobrekla what's the score yet ?

10:42

that's a start. I suppose you can say hello and stuff after.

10:42

man has priorities

10:42

wot first, hi later

10:42

can't argue with that.

10:45

!up fivezerotwo

10:45

tide ya over for now

10:45

;;google 502 area code

10:45

502 Area Code 502 - Map, time zone, and phone lookup: <http://www.allareacodes.com/502>; Area code 502 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_code_502>; Reverse Phone Lookup – Number Directory for 1-502 | WhitePages: <http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-502>

10:45

502 as in bad gateway :)

10:45

ah :D

10:46

ive said it before and i'll say it again ftr, if someone wants to get paid to polish ATC wallet, packages, or has plans or needs some resoruces to provide infrastructure, services, or products related to ATC, i'm all ears. Just ask me directly and be reasonable. Note that I am no programmer, no hacker, so resources would be limited to funding/investment, project work, and maybe some

10:46

visual communication needs

10:46

it is writeen

10:48

writeen

10:48

love the punchline: http://wolfstreet.com/2014/07/21/russian-point-of-view-new-sanctions-wont-impress-putin/

10:48

Russian View: Why Putin Is Not Impressed | Wolf Street

10:49

;;verify http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=brhE7zDk

10:49

Error: Failed to retrieve clearsigned data. Check your url.

10:51

;;bg

10:51

Error: "bg" is not a valid command.

10:51

wat

10:51

;;guide

10:51

Guide to using #bitcoin-otc: http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Using_bitcoin-otc

10:52

;;ident fivezerotwo

10:52

Nick 'fivezerotwo', with hostmask 'fivezerotwo!~ProgressU@162.253.131.18', is identified as user 'fivezerotwo', with GPG key id D999E6FB8830F6F7, key fingerprint D77774FF9166856C68E656D0D999E6FB8830F6F7, and bitcoin address None

10:52

kkk

10:53

okkk?

10:53

is devthedev trying to make his own qntra?

10:53

thestringpuller, not like he's going to get anything with coinbr fees

10:53

so. duh.

10:53

fivezerotwo HI

10:53

hello

10:54

welcome

10:54

what do you do?

10:54

"My team's goal is to provide the utmost quality publications and commentary regarding CryptoCurrencies. We came up with the idea to launch CryptoDeck because many other news sources focus solely on the generation of ad revenue and could care less what they're advertising, ultimately leading to low quality news."

10:54

I ddos sites like bitbet.us

10:54

how much to hire you to do it back to whomever hired you?

10:54

so they can care less. hm. and you can't? oh dear.

10:54

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.00073885 = 15.1464 BTC [+]

10:55

a high figure that you won't pay

10:55

;;rate fivezerotwo 1 kinda derpy kid with a kinda derpy botnet.

10:55

Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user fivezerotwo has been recorded.

10:55

fivezerotwo cool!

10:55

i'm asking outta curiosity mostly

10:55

how much are they paying you?

10:55

;;isup cryptodeck.com

10:55

cryptodeck.com is down

10:55

have this on us :)

10:55

fivezerotwo how long you been ddosing sites?

10:56

dont know much about rates for your kinda service

10:56

ThickAsThieves i can explain to you how to make "his kind of service" in about ten minutes. provited you've not read the logs to put it together yourself.

10:56

*

nubbins` waits with rapt attention

10:56

yeah i'm just interested in some of the market aspects

10:57

what, you serious nubsy ?

10:57

nah

10:57

never

10:57

<thestringpuller> is devthedev trying to make his own qntra? << no idea ?

10:57

whats a cryptodeck.com?

10:57

mircea_popescu, these attacks are sorta "what can you do with $10" experiment

10:57

i have nfi omfg i feel old now

10:57

i thought pankkake was trying to make his own qntra

10:57

*

nubbins` chickles

10:57

^ similar to chuckling

10:57

ThickAsThieves, shitty news site with shitty articles that is now down

10:57

hehe

10:57

fivezerotwo figures.

10:58

cool

10:58

can you take down coindesk?

10:58

cazalla did the dev kid ever send you a submission ?

10:58

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2jjqjr/cryptodeck_has_now_launched/ << from our friend devthedev

10:58

CryptoDeck has now Launched! : Bitcoin

10:58

and maxkeiser?

10:58

;;gettrust devthedev

10:58

WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user devthedev: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=devthedev | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=devthedev | Rated since: Tue Jul 15 12:31:42 2014

10:58

and bitcointalk

10:58

such dictatorship

10:58

at least it'd have good logos...

10:58

but if bitcointalk goes down where am i gonna sell my cas coins?

10:58

remain assured that after i've maxed out the limits of this tiny $10 vps, i'll be actually attacking qntra.net / trilema.com / et al, for realz.

10:59

interesting

10:59

fivezerotwo sweet, feel free to pop in with updates

10:59

lol

10:59

can't go wrong with a bit of excitement

10:59

buy some bitcoin, it'll do more for you.

10:59

it really wou;d be sweet to have you write a qntra posty

10:59

post*

10:59

mircea_popescu maybe he gets paid in btc?

10:59

i suspect he's not being paid at all

10:59

mircea_popescu, i have plenty of btc, and we have plenty of btc.

10:59

fivezerotwo you interested in writing an article about your motivations and techniques?

10:59

and he is the offended party

11:00

o o o

11:00

i'd sign you from an address with 1k btc if you'd pay me for mixer fees.

11:00

offended!

11:00

yeah, well, so can obama.

11:00

obummer

11:00

ThickAsThieves offended at what?

11:00

not that hard to borrow a little these days. as part of all that "bitcoin wil never function as a world currency" etc.

11:00

seeing how much btc you have doesnt really get anyo9ne anywhere

11:00

the continuous lels we all share together?

11:00

nubbins` YES!

11:00

oh wow

11:00

i assume offended, cuz this seems like spite

11:00

fivezerotwo: I know who you work for ;)

11:01

nothing to gain from taking down mp web presence

11:01

thestringpuller what did she do last summer ?

11:01

could be boredom

11:01

nubbins`, maybe ;; mircea_popescu i think you'll find someone who can borrow 1k btc in the span of a hour to be similar

11:01

there's only so much news a man can read in the run of a day

11:01

how much btc to get you to tell us what the problem is?

11:02

i mean, in the long run, i don't think any of us give any particular fucks about the whole situation aside from the spectacle

11:02

yeah, i can still get my news from coindesk and reddit

11:02

HEH

11:02

:)

11:03

or, y'know, from the bloggers that feed qntra ;p

11:03

i found /r/bitcoinserious yesterday

11:03

oh he's after them too tho

11:03

oh, k.

11:03

it's not updated as frequently, but they disallow memes and price discussion

11:03

http://science.slashdot.org/story/14/10/17/2226200/the-one-app-you-need-on-your-resume-if-you-want-a-job-at-google ``The sexy job in the next ten years will be statisticians.'' -- given that it's gotten more often wrong than right... this is going to be a bit of a ride.

11:03

The One App You Need On Your Resume If You Want a Job At Google - Slashdot

11:03

9: bank.kensavage.com << holy shit, the stuff that's in my logs!!1

11:04

;;isup bitbet.us

11:04

bitbet.us is up

11:04

keeping an eye on it for a bit to see if it's worth reading

11:04

fivezerotwo << to work!

11:04

mircea_popescu, oi, moved it to cryptodeck.com

11:04

nubbins` so basically like here, except without all the advantages ?

11:04

omg whyyyyy

11:04

back to bitbet it us

11:04

;;isup bitbet.us

11:04

bitbet.us is up

11:04

such a cocktease already

11:04

;;isup bitbet.us

11:04

mircea_popescu i'd liken it to reading the logs, but less pithy

11:04

bitbet.us is down

11:05

you ddosing gribble now ?

11:05

how will otc survive without gribble!

11:05

what is sort numeric again, -n ?

11:05

altgribble, i guess :(

11:06

brb jazz cig

11:06

what is a jazz cig?

11:06

is that when you smoke a cig like a jazz musician?

11:07

jazz cig is weed ;)

11:07

Hey that's a good term!

11:07

oh no bitbet is down!

11:07

;;isup bitbet.us

11:07

bitbet.us is up

11:08

lmao

11:08

cryptodeck is still trying to recover from the attack that ended 5 minutes ago https://cryptodeck.com/

11:09

hue hue

11:09

;;later tell devthedev your server sucks, and you're bad at writing. and why are you trying to proxy apache with nginx or something?!

11:09

The operation succeeded.

11:09

fresh drama today

11:10

n an active script kiddy in the wot

11:10

hallo thrrr

11:11

mats_cd03 this one admits it, there's plenty otherwise.

11:12

fivezerotwo how long have you been reading the logs anyway ?

11:12

mircea_popescu, years

11:12

i guess im updating the "six months" thing.

11:13

haha

11:15

how can one tell how long a party'd been reading the logs?

11:15

is the variety speak not an adequate filter anymore?

11:15

noobs sound nooby

11:15

ben_vulpes well he speaks that well enough.

11:17

!up fivezerotwo

11:17

!up

11:17

fivezerotwo you need to pm it to assbot

11:17

mircea_popescu, ah ty

11:19

nice swap bid 30d 0.2%/d 396,026.71

11:20

<+fivezerotwo> mircea_popescu, ah ty /// such a polite attacker

11:20

maybe he has liabilities too

11:20

lol and so the myth of the gentleman ddoser was born

11:21

;; later tell devthedev you suck. 26 Fernon Lane Palm Coast FL 32137

11:21

The operation succeeded.

11:21

now and again sysadmins would find a red rose in teh cable tangle

11:21

whats next, give 100% of the ddos back if i ddos you with 25% ?

11:21

lmao

11:21

my sides

11:21

i'd like my bw back plz

11:22

lol. you guys aren't going to pay someone to stop ddosing, so i'm not going to bother

11:22

so where does one host a blog that can take some abuse and won't cost $2k a month?

11:22

punkman, maybe wordpress.com

11:22

red rose in teh cable tangle << !

11:22

maybe we will pay, but'd probly require more than just stopping

11:22

oh no, we'd kill it with layer 7

11:22

bs wordpress.com

11:22

let us centralize all the things!11

11:22

requirement would be turncoat

11:23

lol tat wants an army

11:23

heh

11:23

lel

11:24

yeah, let's all huck in on a ddos, guys

11:24

WHERE DO I SEND MY COINS

11:24

wait guise. the price is backed by lulz and drama right ? BUT THIS MEANS...

11:24

yep

11:24

*

ben_vulpes scrambles for coins

11:24

shiiit

11:24

;;ticker

11:24

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 393.89, Best ask: 394.56, Bid-ask spread: 0.67000, Last trade: 393.89, 24 hour volume: 7886.58498704, 24 hour low: 375.65, 24 hour high: 395.0, 24 hour vwap: 382.444409536

11:24

y'see

11:24

i left my coins in my other pants

11:25

mats_cd03 can you at least sign with them ?

11:25

whats this now, an arcade game?

11:25

yes

11:25

btc is ultimate arcade game

11:25

^

11:25

also with side scroller

11:25

except upside down

11:26

and its actually scrolling into a dimension you can't really percieve correctly

11:26

A+++++++ sure plays a mean pinball would do business with again

11:26

fivezerotwo so what do you do for a living anyway ?

11:27

ben_vulpes 4th spatial!

11:27

press x/y/z to swap it for the appropriate axis

11:27

there was a vaporware around this, right?

11:27

random x/y/z/t swaps?

11:27

ben_vulpes i remember some video game demo

11:27

ben_vulpes one ? infinity.

11:27

t/u/v/w, but w/e

11:28

http://miegakure.com/

11:28

Miegakure: A 4D puzzle-platforming game.

11:28

mircea_popescu: this game is impossible.

11:28

made my brain feel weird

11:28

y/m/c/k

11:28

"i can't quit you"

11:28

bounce +1

11:28

incidencally, YMCK is what it should be fuckin called

11:28

COLORS ARE NOT DIMENSIONS

11:28

buncha acid fiends

11:28

kek

11:28

Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2S4P066.txt )

11:28

!b 3

11:28

it's just an arbitrary set of letters representing stuff...man

11:29

nubbins`: that's the one.

11:29

mircea_popescu, too personal. i'll let you know that a significant amount of things I do is dox/ddos/hack (generally in that order)

11:29

well, if going north goes black, you know who's been playing with the letters, eh

11:30

dox?

11:30

yeah i was thinking. wut ?

11:30

lel

11:31

i hope i don't get doxed

11:31

;;seen pentester

11:31

I have not seen pentester.

11:31

hah. well, talking about dox more broadly. like mapping the target from all areas.

11:31

11:21:02 <+fivezerotwo> ;; later tell devthedev you suck. 26 Fernon Lane Palm Coast FL 32137 << trying hard to impress #b-a

11:32

is this dox thing like, going on violentacres and saying "listen mike, i know where yo ulive" ?

11:32

dis turncoat thing won't b hard after all

11:32

well, if we had a coat, that is.

11:33

mats_cd03, more like archiving it as i'm sure log.bitcoin-assets won't remove it

11:33

it's not that reliable, it's lost lines before

11:33

http://m.gpo.gov/plumbook/ << this is a pretty good example of how the ussa builds software.

11:33

mircea_popescu, more like "here's everything this guy does and have done, oh here's their gmail password"

11:33

ben_vulpes kinda why i linked it :)

11:34

mircea_popescu: different link

11:34

somebody said there would be free coats?

11:34

.oO( ``army protection racket'' )

11:34

ben_vulpes o i c. right you are, nm. :p

11:34

fivezerotwo kinda lulzy, that. all the "anyonymous" derpage is getting on my nerves.

11:35

lol at your link and 'software' that's a decent joke albeit accidental

11:35

:)

11:35

but i haven't even got my LOIC out and getting 15 year old teenage girls to suicide on tumblr

11:36

fivezerotwo: that's a waste of resources, dood

11:36

you could have them making human pyramids instead

11:36

hey, someone got the patience to hussle 15yos, more power to em.

11:37

not the hassling, the suiciding

11:37

incidentally, how did the "Dead babies" trope get to be such a big deal ?

11:37

dead teenagers seems more apt.

11:38

if you're going for max shock, dead niggers.

11:38

dead feminists.

11:38

dead really hot black teenagers

11:38

dead $SACRED_COW

11:38

this is fucking rare anyway, i'd weep for the loss.

11:39

http://benmetcalfe.com/blog/2006/12/sure-shes-gained-popularity-but-is-it-really-worth-being-snarky-like-violent-acres/ << decade old lolz.

11:39

Sure, she’s gained popularity, but is it really worth being snarky like Violent Acres? | :Ben Metcalfe Blog

11:39

"sure, life is good, but is it WORTH BEING MEAN!?!?!?!?!"

11:39

fucktards.

11:41

being mean is the point of life.

11:41

why, yes, yes, it is totally worth being mean... if you're after drama for popularity.

11:41

then again, not everyone relishes in drama.

11:42

how about not giving a shit about spurious and extraneous categories idiots use to classify the world

11:43

in their doomed but hopeless quest to make it feel ok ?

11:43

that too can yield fine drama

11:44

<mircea_popescu> undata: a smart cult with an anti-govt streak would try to remain unnoticed <<< which fails to explain why the us govt is not taking better care of staying out of our way. << "smart"

11:44

ah yes.

11:45

what's the background on "scientologists raped the usg in the 70s" claim?

11:47

"Applying Growth Hacking to a Book (and to getting ahead) October 14, 2014 4 Comments I just put up a 5,000 word breakdown of the campaign for Growth Hacker Marketing for the New York Observer. " << dude these people...

11:47

they hacked the growthboxen

11:47

;;google scientology infiltrated the usg stole fbi irs and other secret paperwork

11:47

Serpo « Reality Uncovered: <http://www.realityuncovered.net/blog/category/serpo/>; BUNKER SPECIAL: David Touretzky on L. Ron Hubbard, Mark - The ...: <http://tonyortega.org/2014/01/01/bunker-special-david-touretzky-on-l-ron-hubbard-mark-twain-and-mary-baker-eddy/>

11:48

they could've done things so much more interesting while they were in there

11:48

instead they were just all "hurr durr let's read about ourselves because we're most important"

11:49

Adlai which dovetails neatly in the hitler, kennedy and herr braun discussion yest.

11:49

neat stuff.

11:58

*

asciilifeform as usual slept through choicest lulz

11:59

and here's one more.

11:59

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/10/17/executive-order-improving-security-consumer-financial-transactions

11:59

Executive Order --Improving the Security of Consumer Financial Transactions | The White House

11:59

wait.

12:00

[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.17133181 BTC to 16`307 shares, 7183 satoshi per share

12:00

ahahaha what the fuck, THIS is executive order matter now ?!

12:00

fuhrers steps in some dogshitte. 'executive order, dogs shall shit in prescribed vessels...'

12:01

[HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 5.09444684 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 443 satoshi per share

12:02

dude seriously ?! the land of the free, of the brave ? the incredible productive assets and unlimited human ingenuity existing in America?

12:02

reduced to this ?!

12:03

"With this tailwind working for us, Charlie and I hope to build Berkshires per-share intrinsic value by constantly improving the basic earning power of our many subsidiaries" truly.

12:03

and this - http://7online.com/health/memorial-for-ebola-victim-held;-obama-opposes-cutting-off-west-africa-/351170

12:03

US can't cut ties with Africa due to Ebola, Obama says | 7online.com

12:03

lol because africa is important somehow ?

12:04

https://twitter.com/RonaldKlain/status/488885766001410048?s=09 << amusing honesty

12:04

68% of Americans think elections are rigged. http://t.co/duqMRiV8x9

12:04

we've seen that before. "because colonialism"

12:05

but it ended, no ?

12:05

i could see if it was still a colonial empire, "britain can not be cut itself from the diamond in its crown"

12:05

http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-10-2014#869130

12:05

Logged on 12-10-2014 01:09:30; xanthyos: http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/10/cnn-panelist-we-cant-cut-flights-to-liberia-over-ebola-because-of-slavery/ << political correctness will be the end of us all. an avoidable plague will soon be upon us because of bureaucracy and cowardice

12:06

not bureaucracy, not cowardice. deliberate.

12:06

the secret fuhrer again?

12:07

well, the cowardice of the praetorian guard, who presumably think they'll all be assigned choice bunks in the mountain bunkers.

12:07

nobody is this amusing deliberately, sorry.

12:07

what is this, carlin the president ?

12:10

well, he did appoint a lawyer/lobbyist to head the new dept. of obola.

12:11

so clearly we are intended to laugh. while bleeding from various pores.

12:11

basically americans will be like women, except all over ?

12:12

that'd be interesting. if someone, pulls, like rabbit out of hat, a 'cure' that resembles the aids one

12:12

stabilizes victim into a state similar to this.

12:14

whether or not nero actually fiddled while rome burned - here we have an entire symphonic orchestra.

12:23

!up fivezerotwo

12:23

oh, i was de-voiced as I got a cloak

12:23

ty

12:24

fivezerotwo: pray tell, why is scarcely anyone writing crapware worth reading (polymorphers, proper exe infectors, p2p c&c mechanism, etc.) ?

12:24

used to be - so many educated folks at work

12:25

the ones that are decent don't get popular

12:25

well, aren't distributed as spam payloads, yes

12:25

but one would imagine an infector would turn 'popular'

12:25

<mircea_popescu> undata not just. houses too, if you build brick walls on concrete pillars... wtf is going to burn ? << http://opensourceecology.org/wiki/CEB_Press

12:25

CEB Press - Open Source Ecology

12:26

<fivezerotwo> the ones that are decent don't get popular << no, im sure he has it. they're "not user friendly"

12:26

fivezerotwo: or did you mean to say that they don't become popular in the sense of being imitated ?

12:26

not in the way batch file wrapped putty is.

12:26

mircea_popescu, heh, very much

12:26

asciilifeform, mircea_popescu said it better. not user friendly

12:26

ben_vulpes "Sorry This video does not exist." but thank you for your contribution :D

12:27

you don't design a gui when a CLI interface will do better.

12:27

mircea_popescu: try w js?

12:27

http://vimeo.com/49864277

12:27

The CEB Story 2012. on Vimeo

12:27

noty. im sure you can make sand fucking burn, at the cost of ten thousand bezzlars a gram of burnt sand

12:27

theremite is cheap.

12:28

but i've also set places on fire, and the repairs consist of repainting the walls.

12:28

no no no, wrong takeaway

12:28

guy's built and published the plans for a compressed-earth brick maker

12:29

isn't that a stupid use of topsoil ?!

12:29

i mean, you make bricks out of clay rather than cernosiom for a reason

12:29

fivezerotwo: why not take the time to grow your 5k into 500k with an improved virulent payload?

12:29

(reason being, you can't plant trees in clay)

12:29

gotta dig the clay out and make the bricks

12:29

asciilifeform, there's also a bit of brain drain with the more clever ones choosing to work with a vendor instead

12:30

^

12:30

i think the thing is pretty ambivalent to input media

12:30

the clever ones find better lines of work than ddosing noobs.

12:30

mircea_popescu: phun phact. when i came to usa, though 'what desolate martian land is this' upon finding earth to be red instead of чернозем.

12:30

*thought

12:30

asciilifeform some parts of the us are shitty like that.

12:30

<mircea_popescu> anyone giving me even money on undata being a chick ? << i'll take it

12:30

not all tho.

12:30

meanwhile the dumbest ones get hired at intelligence agencies developing state sponsored malware

12:30

ben_vulpes you're late :D

12:30

fivezerotwo: yes

12:30

see: flame. 20MB, lolwhat

12:30

i know

12:31

fivezerotwo: what a waste of perfectly good 0day!

12:31

fivezerotwo but dude! the bandwidths keep expanding 50% a year! by 2024 it'll be fine!

12:31

gotta invest in the future!

12:31

<asciilifeform> whether or not nero actually fiddled while rome burned - here we have an entire symphonic orchestra.//+++++

12:31

fivezerotwo: though these folks aren't necessarily clinically stupid, any more than microshit employees are. just managed by the 'differently abled' with particular objectives that don't include elegance.

12:31

it's really not that symphonic

12:31

such appreciation of the fine arts in here today

12:32

more like an entire cacophonic orchestra.

12:32

arse tubas.

12:32

it's like all the bad phishing emails with bad spelings and incorrect grammer. two reasons

12:32

you're just tone deaf

12:32

ahahaha zing

12:32

fivezerotwo that's in the logs.

12:32

1) people who can write convincing emails don't write phishing emails

12:32

2) people who'll fall for phishing scams will fall for it anyway with obvious typos

12:32

nah, it's a selection mechanism.

12:33

no one suggested, so i will - the mutilated words are convincing precisely because mutilated. target is - clinical imbeciles.

12:33

!s spam typo

12:33

0 results for 'spam typo' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=spam+typo

12:33

hm what was it ?

12:33

!s spam misspelled

12:33

2 results for 'spam misspelled' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=spam+misspelled

12:33

there we go

12:34

heh.

12:34

fivezerotwo: other thing is, the gov-sponsored crapware doesn't really need to spread. installed by a bribed/threatened/turned man inside the enemy target. so no need to 'keep a slender figure.'

12:35

spreading is in most cases a minus there. a human being might turn it up and publish reversing, sooner than author would like.

12:35

asciilifeform, that's true, but it shows that it's a product of brute force instead of talent.

12:36

rofl

12:36

fivezerotwo: brute force << yes, it is. i've met folks who have toiled in the fuzz farms.

12:36

oh yes, fuzzing is quite different

12:36

l0l

12:36

usg employs enormous numbers of these wretches. usually through subcontractors.

12:36

Fuzz & Fur Farm, LLC is an alpaca farm located in Fort Wayne

12:36

lol!

12:37

worst part of ddos is noise in assets logs.

12:37

and y'all complain of tib and mor.

12:37

ben_vulpes gotta keep the logs user-friendly.

12:38

best response to ddos is to...not notice.

12:38

ah funny ddos story

12:38

kakobrekla, not bad mitigating (if that was you)

12:38

here's round 2.

12:38

;;isup bitbet.us

12:38

bitbet.us is down

12:38

client recently pushed a change to their frontend app that changed the rate at which the js called the backend

12:38

kakobrekla: what did you pay this fine fellow for the heat test?

12:39

with no safety checks or timeouts or anything

12:39

oh, involuntary self-ddos is best ddos

12:39

cascaded into a whole-site-takedown

12:39

ben_vulpes, national bank?

12:39

i asked nicely for a staging environment so that we could keep working when they do this in the future

12:40

fivezerotwo: now why would you think that?

12:40

well, something very similar happened to one. their "IDS" ended up dropping everyone that signed in.

12:40

in other news, windows internals 7th edition is available for preorder

12:40

"hey you live in new york? cool! do you know this other random guy i met one time?"

12:40

"no."

12:41

mats_cd03: what's new in 7th?

12:41

asciilifeform nothing, maybe someone else i taking the bill.

12:41

is*

12:41

kakobrekla: you must remember to thank him when he's done.

12:42

asciilifeform he's got a +1, what more.

12:42

windows 8.1 coverage, i think.

12:42

*

mats_cd03 has yet to completely finish 6th

12:42

mats_cd03: ah yes, the winblows which no one runs.

12:42

kakobrekla, ya. ;; i'm off now, later.

12:43

fry cook shift comin up?

12:43

lol

12:43

oh b-a Y U SO MEAN

12:43

im sorry, dont ddos me bro

12:43

feelsgood.png

12:44

lmao

12:44

i dunno, i mean noisy or not shit's pretty lulzy.

12:45

subjective

12:45

i prefer ancient history

12:45

"kistmet", etc.

12:46

kismet ?

12:47

maybe the problem here is that i don't spend nearly eno0ugh time with teenaged/young adult males. so to me all sort of shit's funny that most everyone else has had it with up to here

12:47

so go teach at the local highschool?

12:48

i am, except it's a private institution

12:48

ya, typo.

12:48

and it includes corporal punishment

12:49

but no males

12:50

myeah. male kids seem naturally inclined to convince themselves that the stick's to be avoided.

12:50

girls have more sense.

12:56

mircea_popescu surrounded by angst

12:56

that would be a good premise for a tv show or somethin

12:56

surrounded by angsty teens**

12:56

i don't think any sort of mp reality show can be on tv

12:57

i imagine it'd be like bender's show

12:57

bender should not be allowed on television!

12:58

i dunno how that goes

13:02

;;isup bitbet.us

13:02

bitbet.us is up

13:02

wait, wasn't this supposed to be down ?

13:02

what bs service is this scam ddos.

13:14

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/ << so meanwhile apparently THIS happened

13:14

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009) - IMDb

13:16

i read his books

13:17

mircea_popescu: he's just aiming for qntra and trilema

13:17

danielpbarron anythng good ?

13:18

yeh, there are some pretty hilarious stories in them

13:19

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-goes-to-campout-owns-duke-nerds/

13:19

Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Nerds « TuckerMax.com

13:20

"HAHAHAHAHAH! Did you just quote a German philosopher at me? You’re standing in mud and piss at 2am, and you just quoted a German philosopher at me?"

13:22

;;isup qntra.net

13:22

qntra.net is up

13:22

stop lying to me

13:26

%tslb

13:26

Time Since Last ATC Block (#46329): 1 hour(s), 21 minutes

13:27

;;isup trilema.com

13:27

trilema.com is up

13:27

what, srsly ? don't see em ?

13:28

am I ipbanned again?

13:28

*

mircea_popescu looks

13:28

i suspect the ddos drama is funded by someone in here, for the purpose of making this channel look more important; not strongly enough to bet on it though

13:29

totally my bad thestringpuller BingoBoingo

13:29

Shit happens.

13:29

sysadmin warned me about amateur sysadmining, but hey, it looked like too much fun.

13:30

speaking of which, you ever had to do a highly qualified job while the boss' teenage kid sits right behind you going o let me drive the plane let me let me!!1

13:31

because that's kinda how this went, with me being my own teenaged son. total mindfuck on the poor professionals involved.

13:31

prolly

13:32

danielpbarron you know "attax" failed when people start suspecting they're self inflicted based on the end result.

13:32

but i tell you, it's just the kiss of good management that makes things look that way.

13:32

!up opusorange

13:35

well it makes for an entertaining read either way

13:38

I had a chance to hear Tucker Max talk about the movie at a screening and he seemed quite confident that it would surpass Wedding Crashers as the highest grossing comedy of all time. After seeing the movie, it became quite clear that he was completely delusional.

13:44

This movie was absolutely hysterical. Remember when Alan accidentally gave his friends roofies thinking it was Ecstasyoh Sorry about that, I was accidentally reviewing "The Hangover," which is what "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" is without the funny, wit, good writing, and personality. I want to do a compliment sandwich with this movie, but the reality is that I cannot give any because there's none to give. So I'l

13:44

l just get into it: This movie is bad. Not offensive bad. Let me repeat: NOT OFFENSIVE BAD. Bad bad. This is the Battlestar Gallactica of comedy. The plot is hackneyed and worn out and executed poorly. The characters are so boring and mundane. There's no character development. There are attempts at it, but it falls flatter than William Hung's face. Remember that William Hung reference folks, because it's as obscure and

13:44

obsolete as the jokes in the movie.

13:44

dude this sounds like the worst movie ever. i'm watching it.

13:45

Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/006Z008.txt )

13:45

!b 1

13:51

if you like bad movies, you must someday watch The Core

13:51

http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/core.html

13:53

oh the core

13:53

*

ben_vulpes winces at the memory

14:05

https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/pscindx.htm << 'movies' section for memorably bad physics in film

14:05

Science, Pseudoscience, and Irrationalism

14:06

!s steve dutch

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0 results for 'steve dutch' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=steve+dutch

14:06

eh.

14:11

asciilifeform: this does read like a KGB playbook (wasp)

14:11

thestringpuller: it's an everybody-with-brain playbook

14:13

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9727 @ 0.0007382 = 7.1805 BTC [-]

14:13

'makes me wanna be a spy

14:16

to anyone who has any parsers or whatever on bitbet or any b-a service i suggest pming me your ip to get on the whitelist

14:16

mike_c

pm kakobrekla add me add me!

14:17

sure

14:17

mthreat

kakobrekla: the search.b-a crawler is one

14:23

thestringpuller: note that, for all the poetic license of the tale, it is very clear that wasp needs a support network.

14:24

just like soviet partisans did (this aspect, naturally, was not emphasized in the children's books.)

14:24

no spoilers!!!!

14:24

this is a spoiler for what, page 3.

14:25

I'm just being silly.

14:29

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37519 @ 0.00073928 = 27.737 BTC [+] {2}

~ 24 minutes ~

14:53

"Confidence: I was not lacking in confidence beforehand, but add a bullhorn and I became superhuman. It was like having a gun, except better. Walking around with a bullhorn gives all the authority of a gun, without any of the toolishness or danger of it accidentally discharging in your sweatpants. People just assume youre in charge and defer to you."

14:53

this shit probably works, in the us of a.

14:54

either a bullhorn or a clip pad thingee

14:55

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33650 @ 0.00074113 = 24.939 BTC [+] {3}

14:58

!t m s.mpoe

14:58

[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00073564 / 0.00073862 / 0.00074211 (586720 shares, 433.36 BTC), 7D: 0.00073316 / 0.00073805 / 0.00074368 (8320567 shares, 6,141.07 BTC), 30D: 0.00073316 / 0.00074402 / 0.00075684 (24347793 shares, 18,115.42 BTC)

14:58

such stability

15:10

kakobrekla: are logs still down?

15:10

if someone cant open the lawgs ping me

15:15

check this shit out : www.jstor.org/stable/20008753

15:15

"Throwing Like a Girl: A Phenomenology off Feminine Body Comportment. Motility and Spatiality*. Iris Marion Young. Department of Philosophy, Miami University."

15:16

rug muncherz be doing phelosoplee nao!

15:16

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Iris_Marion_Young.jpg << author.

15:16

books and teeth, what more could one look for in a woman. spatial motility and whatchagot there.

15:17

she lived to be 57, apparently becoming a woman doesn't REALLY extend one's life expectancy.

15:19

it was the looks that did her in

15:20

bitch seriously built a career out of quoting irigaray

15:20

and her career was "normative review of public policy"

15:20

ie, telling bureaucrats what they should be shoulding and how they should be shoulding.

15:33

mircea_popescu: cazalla did the dev kid ever send you a submission ? <<< a couple but i believe he's moved on

15:34

aha aite.

~ 16 minutes ~

15:50

asciilifeform: yeah I was going to raise that point with you

15:51

the 'wasp' model is more-or-less a pointless suicide mission for a lone wolf

15:57

welfare science...

16:00

mircea_popescu: people like her run the 'ideas' side of usg

16:00

hardly any ideas there.

16:02

right, which is why the 'triumph' of her generation is obama - who gave us slightly more health-centered welfare

16:10

from what i see the quality of health services decreased abruptly past decade.

16:21

http://www.computerworld.com/article/2835288/h-1b-fraud-may-cost-you-your-car-and-gorgeous-contemporary.html

16:21

H-1B fraud may cost you your car and gorgeous contemporary | Computerworld

16:21

texas gave up actually proving that these guys committed fraud; just took their stuff

16:23

i have no idea why they don't just out and confiscate private property.

16:23

they learned nothing from history ? do it in one go.

16:24

do it all at once, rather than one at time you mean?

16:25

well yes. even the greeks have this noted down : if you're going to murder, rape, pillage your own polis,

16:25

do it all in one go then restore order

16:25

this slow drip one today, one tomorrow thing will get you overturned.

16:25

but anyway, i guess the greeks "don't understand how the world works"

16:26

because us libtards do.

16:26

'ah-hocism'. We dug ourselves in a giant hole - let's dig faster.

16:28

<mircea_popescu> i have no idea why they don't just out and confiscate private property.//they do all the time

16:28

no but i mean all of it.

16:29

well first off what private property is there?

16:30

anything they can just take whenever doesn't really qualify as private property does it?

16:35

chetty has a point. at the root of much lib-tardism is the redefinition of concepts against natural law

16:37

a system contrary to natural law will not stand, nothing else is possible.

16:38

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5482 @ 0.0007382 = 4.0468 BTC [-]

16:41

!up only

16:41

!up DreadKnight

16:41

!up jacoblyles

16:43

mircea_popescu: apparently chomsky's linguistcis peers have discovered that he's an idiot http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=9381705&fileId=S0022226714000061

16:43

Cambridge Journals Online - Journal of Linguistics - Abstract - A Galilean science of language

16:48

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0PUHkPIYAIxBKj.png << machines present lies

16:56

tempted to bust out an emulator, save state and try each box

16:56

"Second, Ebola is actually a difficult disease to catch. It's not transmitted through the air like the flu. You cannot get it from just riding on a plane or a bus. The only way that a person can contract the disease is by coming into direct contact with the bodily fluids of somebody who is already showing symptoms. I've met and hugged some of the doctors and nurses who've treated Ebola patients. I've met with an Ebola patient

16:56

who recovered, right in the Oval Office. And I'm fine."

16:56

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/10/18/weekly-address-what-you-need-know-about-ebola

16:56

Weekly Address: What You Need To Know About Ebola | The White House

16:56

well, then, that puts things to rest

16:57

cazalla: probably would be simpler to reverse-engineer the code

17:00

dude if obama gets fucking ebola...

17:01

Really will be obola

17:03

"Finally, we can't just cut ourselves off from West Africa, where this disease is raging."

17:03

decimation: Because he works for Big Chocolate

17:04

by 'cut ourselves off' he means 'allow unrestricted travel into the us from the region'

17:04

lol why not ?

17:04

the entire gdp of liberia is less than the market cap of bitcoin

17:04

seriously, anyone got a good reason why west africa can't just be glassed ?

17:04

what's the loss ?

17:04

can anyone name any thing, of any type or kind, that ever in the history of humanity came from west africa.

17:04

most 'people' who live there have already found means to leave

17:04

anything at all.

17:05

the ancestors of detroit?

17:05

i don't mean disease, weird pseudomedical garbage, etc etc. i mean, something noteworthy.

17:05

name a great west african for that matter.

17:06

charlest taylor?

17:06

kinda my point.

17:06

so "cutting ourselves off" ? how about there's no good argument against simply burning it to the ground.

17:06

dat overton window.

17:07

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28nominal%29 "171 Liberia $1,491 mn"

17:07

List of countries by GDP (nominal) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

17:07

if the discussion was a proper, "well, do we burn it to the ground or just forget about it", the sanity of embargo would emerge

17:07

chocolate; lots of cocoa coming from ivory coast (which did get its name for a reason)

17:07

decimation look, it makes almost enough to buy watsapp.

17:07

in 20 years.

17:07

lol

17:07

maybe it can save up

17:08

bounce wait, the one thing those people will be remembered for is... a plant ?

17:08

fucking vegetable country huh.

17:08

oh bananas, those too

17:08

cocoa will grow fine a dozen other places.

17:08

once the us tried to send the slaves back to liberia

17:08

it's not from eurasia anyway

17:08

the repatriated slaves immediately enslaved the locals and began running plantations

17:08

doh

17:09

which more-or-less worked until that became politically incorrect

17:09

``Although workers' wages in Africa are lower than almost all countries in Latin America, [banana] production costs remain relatively high. This is mainly due to the lack of adequate infrastructure (road networks, communications and maritime transport) and variable quality due to climatic issues.''

17:11

right, which is my point about the 'quarantine' . it's not like the us is making any money off of liberian trade, quite the opposite

17:12

so obama needs to make the argument why one extra obola death is worth having, given the ease of avoiding the possibility

17:12

no one is saying westerners who want to go help can't go

17:13

too many westerners "helping" there as is

17:16

that's kinda the problem tho

17:16

pretty much everyone in washington is somehoe connected to a bezzle thing that runs on "helping" west africa

17:16

so obviously washington can't just tell these people to gtfo

17:16

mircea_popescu: indeed. but even then, they could make exceptions to whatever ban they make

17:17

which means that just about any ban is useless from the start

17:17

^

17:18

well, if a westerner becomes infected, it's on them to make arrangements to prevent further transmission

17:18

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38400 @ 0.00073564 = 28.2486 BTC [-]

17:19

not that there's any way of enforcing that, what with the health-care related welfare and whatnot

17:19

<decimation> well, if a westerner becomes infected, it's on them to make arrangements to prevent further transmission//yeah that nurse did a good job flying to and from ohio

17:19

chetty: apparently she asked the cdc if it was okay and they said 'yes'!

17:21

I feel sorry for those whose god is usg - he constantly stabs his followers in the back.

17:21

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/10/15/cdc-officials-confirm-they-told-dallas-ebola-patient-it-was-ok-for-her-to-fly-even-with-low-grade-fever-report/

17:21

CDC Officials Confirm They Gave Second Dallas Ebola Nurse Permission to Fly Even After She Called to Report Fever | TheBlaze.com

17:22

quiz question - who did btctc?

17:23

wasn't that related to the asicminer stuff?

17:24

yeah and other stuff https://sites.google.com/site/surfcapitalmgmt/security-research/btctc---amc-pt

17:24

BTCTC - AMC-PT - Surf Capital Mgmt

17:24

burnside?

17:26

gotcha

17:27

https://btct.co/ "Ethan Burnside BTC Trading Corp"

17:27

BTC-TC: BTC Trading Corp

17:29

didn't have a significant presence in the wot ? http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=burnside

17:29

Rating Details for User 'burnside'

17:30

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/d04c674377a644cc9270cadaedaf4893/police-another-ambush-suspect-sighting-reported

17:30

Police: Another ambush suspect sighting reported

17:35

http://qntra.net/2014/10/incoin-promises-to-liberate-your-payroll/ come back penguirker

17:35

Incoin Promises To Liberate Your Payroll | Qntra.net

17:38

;;calc 0.03 * [[;;ticker]]

17:38

Error: ";;ticker" is not a valid command.

17:38

;;calc 0.03 * [[ticker]]

17:38

Error: "Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 393.92, Best ask: 395.78, Bid-ask spread: 1.86000, Last trade: 393.54, 24 hour volume: 7747.75851176, 24 hour low: 377.0, 24 hour high: 397.29, 24 hour vwap: 386.898564439" is not a valid command.

17:38

;;calc 0.03 * [[ ticker ]]

17:38

Error: "Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 393.92, Best ask: 395.78, Bid-ask spread: 1.86000, Last trade: 393.54, 24 hour volume: 7747.75851176, 24 hour low: 377.0, 24 hour high: 397.29, 24 hour vwap: 386.898564439" is not a valid command.

17:39

struggle bus

17:39

;;calc 0.03 * [ticker --last]

17:39

11.8314

17:40

thanks mats_cd03

17:51

;;ticker

17:51

Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 392.96, Best ask: 393.33, Bid-ask spread: 0.37000, Last trade: 393.0, 24 hour volume: 7807.32067083, 24 hour low: 377.0, 24 hour high: 397.29, 24 hour vwap: 386.998359226

18:00

changing your btc buying habits ben_vulpes?

18:00

Surf Capital still around eh "Surf Capital Management is responding to a voluntary inquiry from a United States federal regulatory body. More information will be posted as it becomes available. "

18:00

prepare your angus

18:01

what

18:01

i suspekt he made that shit up

18:02

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=95441.msg8906480#msg8906480 here

18:02

[Cryptostocks] BBBB Bitcoin Emerging Market Fund

18:02

!up The20YearIRCloud

18:02

wouldn't it be 'performing a voluntary inquiry in response to a ...'

18:02

what is this english.

18:03

The20YearIRCloud

Hi

18:03

Hi

18:03

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.00073564 = 14.7128 BTC [-]

18:05

Hi

18:06

mats_cd03: well you see i am an utter pauper

18:06

can only afford hundredth-coin buys

18:06

ill give you 0.03 if you put a sharpie in your butt

18:07

starfish is worth a sight more than that

18:07

exploding offer

18:07

slowly heating's supposed to do the trick

18:07

>As always, additional information can be obtained by calling +1-855-483-2776.

18:07

does he charge to call that line?

18:13

;;seen burnside

18:13

burnside was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 12 weeks, 2 days, 3 hours, 38 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <burnside> lol

18:13

TheNewDeal ^

18:14

if you search the log you'll see he got called out numerous times.

18:15

cazalla are they still loving the neobee brick and store whatever ?

18:15

<kakobrekla> i suspekt he made that shit up << hey, that coinfire guy sure impressed everybody with similar claims, right ? so now it's open season.

18:23

dunno

18:23

maybe he got the idea from buttstamp

18:24

dc: "hey mp, you know you have a server here that's been sorta-ddosed for a day straight ?"

18:25

heh my boys didnt even ping me this time

18:25

mp: "yeah, send mullenweg my poetries"

18:30

is that why logs were down last night?

~ 20 minutes ~

18:50

http://www.heathershumaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ITSOK_cover-Final-May-199x300.jpg

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%d

18:55

[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 327547.03 in 35 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -82.56

~ 16 minutes ~

19:11

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2600 @ 0.00073549 = 1.9123 BTC [-] {2}

19:12

xanthyos if you read them you will know :)

19:20

i want to get maryjane in the wot but she doesn't even currently own a laptop, just an android phone

19:21

well lucky for her, RSA can be done with pen and paper ?

19:22

heh

19:22

ill buy her a lappy if she does it

19:23

heh i just read a bit on that and it's beyond her math skills

19:23

aww

19:35

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42566 @ 0.00073756 = 31.395 BTC [+] {3}

19:44

kakobrekla: RSA pen & paper << about the same as muscle-airplane. yes, possible.

19:44

kakobrekla: no, you don't want.

19:45

not even just once?

19:48

kakobrekla: go for it. brush up on trachtenberg or whatever similar system you prefer.

19:53

the idea was for maryjane to do it and score a solution while finding the solution

20:00

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19550 @ 0.00074226 = 14.5112 BTC [+] {2}

20:07

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1715 @ 0.00074189 = 1.2723 BTC [-]

20:15

http://www.svd.se/nyheter/inrikes/english-version-could-be-a-damaged-russian-submarine_4023511.svd

20:15

English version: Could be a damaged russian submarine | SvD

20:15

"This time it was encrypted but it was possible to determine the position of the transmitter and the reciever." << how would the latter part be possible?

20:15

holy shit

20:15

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2014/06/bad-day-bad-patents-supreme-court-unanimously-strikes-down-abstract-software

20:15

Bad Day for Bad Patents: Supreme Court Unanimously Strikes Down Abstract Software Patent | Electronic Frontier Foundation

20:16

how was i unaware of this for so long

20:19

Adlai: Because it takes further fucking around in the lower courts for a few decades to see how it will actually be interpreted. And eventually another case if 50 years to address the matter again... Provided the institution is still there to address it in 50 years.

20:21

*

Adlai is wondering whether any part of scalpl counts as 'patentable' under this new precedent, ie, more than just adding a computer into an existing practice

20:22

ben_vulpes triangulation?

20:22

kakobrekla: please explain to me how you triangulate a receiver.

20:23

i suspekt it was two way com

20:23

bidirectional

20:23

mkay

20:23

just a guess

20:23

hardly just a receiver then.

20:23

but w/e/

20:23

mhm

20:24

xanthyos: …beyond her math skills « so just compile it to within her math skill,

20:33

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26489 @ 0.00074213 = 19.6583 BTC [+] {2}

20:40

I miss having pankkake on our side http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/10/18/nlcs-ended/

20:40

NLCS Ended | Bingo Blog

20:43

;;ticker --market all

20:43

Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 390.52, vol: 6961.29402073 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 383.781, vol: 4777.18617 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 389.4, vol: 11886.13927131 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 389.962033, vol: 82268.71320000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 395.79193, vol: 0.95977536 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 395.56, vol: 26.51499854 | Volume-weighted last average: 389.65831411

20:45

!up GodHatesFigs

20:49

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00073647 = 14.177 BTC [-] {2}

20:52

*

Adlai is on nobody's side, because nobody is on his side

20:53

BingoBoingo: gak what is this, it's like qntra but not

20:53

Adlai: Personal blog. Cazalla adapted my css for Qntra

20:54

good artists copy, great artists adapt

20:57

Just not as high performance as Qntra's version because BG image instead of just BG color

21:00

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30139 @ 0.00074079 = 22.3267 BTC [+] {2}

21:11

So it looks like the great excessive bounty of tomatoes is going to end tomorrow. It's supposed to frost. Probably ought to pick the green ones and fry them.

21:17

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00074213 = 3.3396 BTC [+]

21:19

!up themediator

21:19

!up cardigm

21:21

So, looks like the Dosing started already tonight. Bingo Blog is under

21:21

;;isup thedrinkingrecord.com

21:21

thedrinkingrecord.com is down

21:26

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71100 @ 0.00073595 = 52.326 BTC [-] {4}

21:31

someone is attacking bingo blog now?

21:32

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/11120639/Facebook-drones-the-size-of-jumbo-jets-to-soar-17-miles-up.html

21:32

Facebook drones the size of jumbo jets to soar 17 miles up - Telegraph

21:33

Well, they did this morning for just under an hour according to the lawgz

21:34

!up MiningBuddy

21:34

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00074213 = 2.5232 BTC [+]

21:34

thestringpuller: Oh, its back nao

21:35

here's an interesting nugget

21:36

http://pastebin.com/7fxfmy0k

21:36

WARNING: The following packages cannot be authenticated! libdb4.8 libdb4.8++ - Pastebin.com

21:37

ben_vulpes: Building bitcoind?

21:37

And bdb continues to suck dick, but less enthusiastically than alternatives?

21:38

yup.

21:39

hm should i be doing this on debian 6?

21:40

BingoBoingo: specifically, 0.6.3 from source.

21:40

Do it on whatever, just build everything from ports.

21:41

Mac OS has ports, right?

21:42

nah, that's not what i'm doing.

21:42

why not OpenBSD?

21:42

macos is its own crazy problem that I'm not about to impose on anyone.

21:43

danielpbarron: i'm building a container with docker, and a cursory search turned up no docker base image for openbsd.

21:43

What about the real Unix based Macintosh operating system A/UX

21:43

OpenBSD doesn't Docker. not well at least

21:44

!up TomServo

21:44

ben_vulpes: Maybe try Funtoo?

21:44

http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=6XPHUNfM

21:44

;;ud docker

21:44

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docker | Nickname or brand name for pants, usually the orginal khaki color. Dockers brand is Levi Strauss & Co's business/casual line, marketed to middle-aged, ...

21:44

TomServo

BingoBoingo: Gracias.

21:44

;;ud docking

21:44

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking | docking. The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's ...

21:44

;;gettrust assbot TomServo

21:44

Currently authenticated from hostmask TomServo!sewandsew@airportsecurity.junktouch.org. Trust relationship from user assbot to user TomServo: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=TomServo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=TomServo | Rated since: Tue Apr 15 22:39:46 2014

21:44

they have computer pants now?

21:45

danielpbarron: Well the Slacks to Khakis transition happened for a reason...

21:47

ben_vulpes: Are you building bitcoind on lucid?

21:48

wheezy

21:48

considering using squeezy

21:48

because that was released ca. 2013, roundabout when 0.6 came out

21:49

Well prolly unsafe to use Uncle Jessie

21:49

Oh after 15 minute reprieve thedrinkingrecord is down again

21:50

ben_vulpes: Why are you using Ubuntu packages for Debian builds?

21:51

aforementioned libdb4.8-dev

21:51

but uh

21:51

good question

21:51

Why not just rip the source from Sun/Oracle?

21:51

Don't they have a signed tarball?

21:52

I kind of doubt Debian is going to have the pubkeys to verify Ubuntu packages

21:53

Unless you bring those in first

21:54

that's precisely what i was banging into.

21:55

Really?

21:56

mhm

21:56

Seems like what docker does to people.

21:56

Bludgeons them with other concerns so they can't see the obvious through the bruises

21:57

;;ud sound docking

21:57

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sound%20Docking | The act of inserting one's penis into another man's urethra. See also Sounding and Docking.

21:58

Also why was I getting cheap vodka all of this time when I could have been getting cheap grain alcohol?

21:59

pahahahaha

22:00

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.00073858 = 14.033 BTC [-] {2}

22:01

I mean seriously, if I want to get drunk on flavor x, why was I tainting the experience with extra water from the vodka?

22:02

Also... a lesson in fighting below your weight class http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11723353/lance-leipold-wisconsin-whitewater-warhawks-becomes-fastest-coach-100-wins-ncaa-history

22:02

Lance Leipold of Wisconsin-Whitewater Warhawks becomes fastest coach to 100 wins in NCAA history - ESPN

22:03

!up DoctorBTC

22:07

Bingo... I already saw the term docking... so when I saw that sound docking, let's say I got a picture of someone inserting his penis inside a speaker. And not an advanced form of docking ._.

22:08

Seriously, wtf... That's fucked up. I don't even want to know how that could possibly work.

22:08

oh god

22:09

stop scarring people for lyfe

22:09

Namworld: Well pencildick exists as a slur for a reason. You have to assume dicks that thin actually exist.

22:09

3spooky5me

22:09

speaker ?! wut ?

22:09

My girl still claims her ex had a 3 inch penis or something.

22:09

Docking... into sound system. Sound docking.

22:10

Well seeing something out of context can conjure weird images.

22:11

so i'm not a a c professional by any stretch of the mind - where do the obj/*.o files come from?

22:11

ben_vulpes: gcc -c

22:12

basically .c files are compiled into binary .o files

22:12

thanks, thestringpuller

22:12

ben_vulpes: .o is what files compile to on less bad OS's

22:12

LOL

22:13

Similar to how OSS is the best *nix sound server

22:14

http://www.kpho.com/story/26737161/500-lb-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory << Biodiesel, literally

22:14

500 lb. body causes fire at Henrico crematory - CBS 5 - KPHO

22:16

;;ud sounding

22:16

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sounding | The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone elses uretha. Ultimately leads to str...

22:16

huk

22:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zKmqm_3t7M

22:22

Beavis & Butt-HeadS06E141 - The Mystery Of Morning Wood.avi - YouTube

22:22

any beavis and butthead fans

22:22

ya

22:22

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00073846 = 9.5261 BTC [-] {2}

22:24

Missed it by a few years

22:24

bingoboingo, I've almost got a replacement for penguiker ready

22:24

PeterL: Awesome

22:25

!up drawingthesun

22:25

%d

22:25

[ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 327605.70 in 30 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -82.56

22:27

%tslb

22:27

Time Since Last ATC Block (#46338): 0 hour(s), 21 minutes

22:27

PeterL if you are going to do it, make the syntax 'New blog post on $sitename by $author: $url"

22:28

ok, I think I can get all that in

22:29

i was just going to assimilate it into assbot but go ahead :)

22:30

http://thehappyhospitalist.blogspot.com/2014/10/Ebola-CDC-Flowchart-Blames-Nurses.html

22:30

Who To Blame When You Get Ebola: A CDC Guide For Healthcare Workers

22:30

In 20 years, assbot does everybot job

22:30

*

BingoBoingo can't wait for S.ASS

22:31

how does assbot make money?

22:36

!Up scoopbot

22:37

PeterL BingoBoingo has a sekrit plan?

22:37

!up ninja_alt

22:37

kakobrekla: i still can't get to logs

22:37

:(

22:37

kakobrekla: Nah, I don't have plans.

22:37

apparently debian is going to 'discuss' the possibility of getting rid of systemd again https://lists.debian.org/debian-vote/2014/10/msg00001.html

22:37

Re-Proposal - preserve freedom of choice of init systems

22:37

well there you go.

22:37

!down ninja_alt

22:38

!up RagnarsBitch

22:38

decimation: Not get rid of, but allow alternatives too.

22:39

"allow"

22:40

decimation: Well, make sure all packages work with other init systems too.

22:40

So OpenRC in ur Debian

22:41

I don't see so much evil behind what redhat/poettering is doing as much as just steering the boat toward their interests

22:42

redhat wants to make an osx clone for the desktop, and a virtual machine distribution for servers

22:42

decimation: Well, poettering/rh basically wants to cut down the number of distros so they can be an Apple

22:42

!up ninja_alt

22:43

precisely. what is interesting is that we see the same pattern of action that we saw with the iphone

22:43

pre-iphone there were a variety of hardware devices, post-iphone there are only iphone clones

22:43

this is roughly how 'independent' linux distributions operate

22:45

"However, de Tocqueville came to the opposite conclusion: that in few places could one find ‘less independence of mind, and true freedom of discussion, than in America’. Trusting that the system was fair and just, Americans simply gave up their independence of mind, and put their faith in newspapers and so-called ‘common sense’."

22:45

New blog post: http://blog.btcscoop.com/this-is-just-a-test-ignore-this/

22:45

This is just a test, ignore this | BTC Scoop Blog

22:45

New blog post: http://blog.btcscoop.com/infinitely-inflating-stock-s-qntr/

22:45

Infinitely inflating stock S.QNTR | BTC Scoop Blog

22:45

New blog post: http://blog.btcscoop.com/browser-defaults/

22:45

Browser Defaults | BTC Scoop Blog

22:45

New blog post: http://qntra.net/2014/10/incoin-promises-to-liberate-your-payroll/

22:45

Incoin Promises To Liberate Your Payroll | Qntra.net

22:45

New blog post: http://qntra.net/2014/10/dogecoin-facebook-contributor-to-jail/

22:45

Dogecoin Facebook Contributor to Jail | Qntra.net

22:45

New blog post: http://qntra.net/2014/10/caleb-chen-stephanie-murphy-brian-sovryn-assist-ponzi-scheme/

22:45

Caleb Chen, Stephanie Murphy & Brian Sovryn Assist Ponzi Scheme | Qntra.net

22:45

New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/yo-trilema-fratires/

22:45

Yo, Trilema Fratires! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

22:45

New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/slavery-the-best-thing-for-you-no-seriously/

22:45

Slavery : the best thing for you. No, seriously. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

22:45

New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/the-problem-of-claims/

22:45

The problem of claims pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.

22:45

woah

22:45

hmm, that didn't work like I wanted, bleh

22:45

this looks familiar

22:46

close!

22:47

let me work on that

22:47

booting is the first edge case

22:47

write some tests

22:47

:P

22:49

sorry about the spam, I'll get it working in a different channel

22:53

#bitcoin-assets-development

22:53

lol

22:56

http://igurublog.wordpress.com/2014/04/03/tso-and-linus-and-the-impotent-rage-against-systemd/

22:56

Ts’o and Linus And The Impotent Rage Against systemd « IgnorantGuru's Blog

22:56

whoa w3ho made the scoopbot ?

22:56

me

22:56

well, making

22:57

still working on it

22:57

pretty cool

22:57

decimation: At this rate Linus is going to become a NetBSd dev

22:58

hahahah

22:58

NetBSD because he knows he can't beat Theo in a profanity war

22:59

And might as well boot all the hardware

22:59

kakobrekla: ll buy her a lappy if she does it << meat ?

23:00

Adlai: holy shit << what part was surprising ?

23:00

they already had said they will through every available channel.

23:00

mircea_popescu priorities!

23:01

BingoBoingo: I miss having pankkake on our side <<< which side is he now ?

23:02

ben_vulpes: here's an interesting nugget <<< time to dig

23:03

mircea_popescu: He's gone rogue? But not friendly to us. I think something about pete jsut rubs him the wrong way.

23:03

dude i dun see it. so guy did some work at some point, then got busy or w/e, dropped the code

23:03

what is the fault we find here ?

23:03

*

BingoBoingo was actually excited about Scientific Linux 7 until he saw them bring in systemDevil from upstream

23:03

yeah I'm not interested in redhat7 for that reason

23:04

mircea_popescu: No fault in pankakke. Just seems busy and the "run old working software" party line seems to set him off.

23:04

I miss his troll persistence though.

23:04

well so not everyone agrees with everything.

23:05

No, they don't

23:05

[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.0007415 = 3.8558 BTC [+]

23:05

Dayjobs I guess do weird things to people

23:05

myah.

23:06

So it looks like tonight thedrinkingrecord is getting all the DOS

23:06

how's that working out ?

23:08

lol https://lkml.org/lkml/2014/4/2/415 << the systemd people tried to get Linus to accept a patch where the 'debug' kernel command argument would be silently removed from userspace, because it would trigger systemd spamming errors so badly that it wouldn't boot the system

23:08

LKML: Steven Rostedt: [RFC PATCH] cmdline: Hide "debug" from /proc/cmdline

23:08

Well, the site goes down, but it is shared hosting on dreamhost still so it doesn't get more expensive for me.

23:08

I just file support tickets and frontline support derps about how they don't see a DOS

23:09

decimation did he tell them just how fucking drunk the whores of their mothers must have been to fuck the donkeys that fathered them ?

23:09

and you know THAT is not the because.

23:10

the because is that they made it deliberately spammy and unbootable, because they don't want that flag.

23:10

heh unfortunately no " Key, I'm f*cking tired of the fact that you don't fix problems in the code *you* write, so that the kernel then has to work around the problems you cause."

23:10

close enough.

23:10

yeah, basically they don't want the users to have an easy way to expose how buggy their shit is

23:10

not just.

23:10

it's gonna get buggier. but more interestingly so.

23:11

linus and his wot are pretty much the only thing standing between 'linux' and 'redhat hat kernel!!'

23:11

*

BingoBoingo will prolly pick up the next OpenBSD CD's... wishes OpenBSD saw the wisdom in an actual fundraiser so Bob Beck could code and not disappoint the firsted biggest donor

23:13

decimation yup.

23:14

BingoBoingo take heart in the secure knowledge that never was there a shortage of sexual congress where there were healthy men and young sluts present. and while the young sluts were never in question, bitcoin generated plenty of healthy men.

23:15

through which metaphore i am suggesting, of course, that coders are whores and money is a penis.

23:15

Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0S4Z4AB.txt )

23:15

!b 2

23:15

them's whores & money's the clap.

23:15

asciilifeform no. see, you're jaded.

23:15

not all cocks are contagious.

23:16

ehe.

23:16

it goes on a cock by cock basis, i tell you!

23:16

asciilifeform: Money's merely a Candida. In right forms it prevents gangrene. In wrong forms it is worse than any cancer.

23:17

BingoBoingo technically speaking children are kinda like ovarian cancer...

23:17

BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Why are you using Ubuntu packages for Debian builds? <<< zing!

23:18

Uterine cancer. If the pregnancy goes ectopic and they become a uterine cancer... They ought to be punished early so as to not become a child

23:18

BingoBoingo: 500 lb. body causes fire at Henrico crematory << one time i spent an evening reading cremator manuals (for no particular reason. happened to stroll by a modern crematory on evening walk in new street, was curious.) every manufacturer has special instructions for the peculiarly fat 'clients.'

23:19

main danger, as i understand, is that their combustion will: create a visible plume of smoke. or, the ultimate catastrophe, 'auschwitzy' smell.

23:19

asciilifeform lol

23:19

asciilifeform: The one my father visited cautioned against too well built coffins. The wrong wood and wrong body can take up to a week.

23:19

in usa, most locales will impose serious fines or even yank cremation license for this.

23:20

on my way to school in jr high (i walked, bout a mile) i went on a road that went by the medical school's campus' crematorium

23:20

it smelled like burned people at least twice a week.

23:21

thestringpuller: My girl still claims her ex had a 3 inch penis or something. << these exist.

23:21

in usa it must be pretended that no one is fat or dead

23:21

First stint of grad school best parking place for plastic car was near med school body storage. Smelled freon often, formaldahyde yes, bodies... never. Curse of the USA is its surface area.

23:23

PeterL: how does assbot make money? << occasional donations i guess

23:23

asciilifeform: I was speaking with a fellow who had to rube-goldberg engineer a crazy 'biologic' breakdown system for mustard gas, because the envirocultists refused to allow simple incineration of the stuff

23:24

but that's the approach. burn it in pure oxygen

23:25

<decimation> asciilifeform: I was speaking with a fellow who had to rube-goldberg engineer a crazy 'biologic' breakdown system for mustard gas, because the envirocultists refused to allow simple incineration of the stuff << Disolve in vegetable oil, emulsify with albumin, condiment that passes spec in Ohio

23:25

every molecule is precious when it comes to the environment!!

23:25

decimation: pre-iphone there were a variety of hardware devices, post-iphone there are only iphone clones <<< this is because current crop of ruminants are idiots, believe in the myth of "the best"

23:25

consumer electronics however is not comensurate with os.

23:26

decimation: french method also works (sink to the bottom of the atlantic, with 1kg trotyl per 1kg of shell)

23:28

http://www.hcn.org/issues/106/3348 << "Vincent, chairman of the Sierra Club's Environmental Quality Strategy Team, says the Army should invest in technologies that will be useful to private companies, rather than wasting time and money on incineration: "It is unconscionable for the military to be investing in dead-end technologies that nobody else wants." "

23:28

Bombs go up in smoke in a rural Utah county High Country News

23:41

http://imgur.com/a/oZSiI

23:41

DC Curiosities - Imgur

23:41

^ now with gasenwagen shots.

23:44

asciilifeform: re: ambulance << yep: http://autoweek.com/article/car-life/inside-presidents-armored-limo << "What's in the trunk? Extra weapons, a separate oxygen supply under the president's seat and emergency medical equipment, including bottles of the president's blood type in case the ambulance (one always travels in the motorcade) gets cut off."

23:44

Inside the President's armored limo | Autoweek

23:44

aha so same as brezhnev.

23:44

asciilifeform: I have witnessed similar 'convoys' in wash dc. It's amusing to see how the "sovereign people" are so easily herded away from public areas

23:44

!up mats_cd03

23:45

this was the first i ever saw one alive.

23:45

like, can the president cancel 'freedom of assembly' where he wants?

23:45

they will close streets, restaurants, etc. for blocks.

23:45

hitler, stalin - never.

23:46

george will has a story about obama's visit to his house when he first came to town. apparently the secret service told the neighbors that they weren't allowed to walk on their own lawn

23:46

'convoys' are the worst

23:47

stay indoors for x hours while we ... file past you.

23:47

I would like to see a us attorney defend that to a judge

23:47

<asciilifeform> hitler, stalin - never. << But those preceeded the Kennedy Fuher

23:48

I suspect that you had every legal right to walk right past that secret service uniformed guy closing lafayette park

23:49

there, interestingly, was a camera crew from some local rag

23:49

filming - what? this, evidently.

23:49

(does one have a legal right to resurrection once shot by the goons?)

23:49

my understanding is that the press 'takes turns' filming every movement of the president so that if he explodes or something they will have the film

23:50

notably, no one announced 'the fuhrer is progressing'

23:50

just 'this area is temporarily restricted'

23:50

asciilifeform: I've seen lafayette park closed just for 'quitting time' for white house people to walk away without having to touch the smelly tourists

23:51

for 'freedom and security' of course

23:55

i'd say, half of it is 'the boot stamping on the human face forever' - sheer pleasure in herding the peasants, sticking finger into their anthills,

23:55

and half - these folks know that they are evil incarnate. and that more or less the entire planet wishes them ill.

23:56

even the subjugated pederasts of natoworld.

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You know... In the current jurisidtion... No one gives mayor joe trouble, inspite of the populace probably being moar aremed than DC's

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http://www.suntimes.com/news/sneed/30214722-452/sneed-whats-the-secret-to-valerie-jarretts-security-detail.html

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