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00:06 asciilifeform this is just too good.
00:06 asciilifeform http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=LQKkpS3b
00:07 asciilifeform assuming mr. spam is, in BingoBoingo's words, an 'unsavoury garnish', i'd like to nominate him for red banner of lenin.
00:07 asciilifeform (obvious. the man is clearly a mole, and doing a terrific hash of his duties on purpose.)
00:09 asciilifeform he can collect his 'order of lenin' right after that chap who burned down a u.s. nuke sub a few years ago.
00:09 asciilifeform (who? him: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/navy-nuclear-submarine-burned-arsonist-scrapped-article-1.1421356)
00:09 assbot Page Not Found
00:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6171 @ 0.00062792 = 3.8749 BTC [-]
00:11 asciilifeform http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/real-estate-tycoon-larry-glazer-wife-aboard-plane-crashed-jamaica-article-1.1929548 << 'problems' !
00:11 assbot Real estate tycoon Larry Glazer, wife were aboard plane that crashed near Jamaica - NY Daily News
00:12 kakobrekla hrm, if he is really a mole he is doing a terribly poor job :(
00:12 Apocalyptic "i.e. just turn on either the microphone/speakers or monitor/webcam to read and communicate with the cardano)?" you gotta be kidding me...
00:12 asciilifeform kakobrekla: soviet mole.
00:12 asciilifeform in usg.
00:12 asciilifeform hence the one-star performance.
00:12 Apocalyptic who in their right mind would favour such a thing
00:12 kakobrekla lol
00:13 asciilifeform at this point it seems clear - the man is working hard to make us laugh
00:13 Apocalyptic clearly
00:14 asciilifeform clearly he deserves - reward for his efforts.
00:14 asciilifeform and so,
00:14 asciilifeform http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Order_of_Lenin_type4.jpg
00:15 kakobrekla o a type 4.
00:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.00062472 = 1.8742 BTC [-]
00:20 asciilifeform anyone here not familiar with vonnegut's 'mother night' -or- semyonov's 'seventeen moments of spring' ? book or film, either.
00:22 asciilifeform approximately same idea.
00:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22900 @ 0.00062428 = 14.296 BTC [-]
00:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9597 @ 0.00062286 = 5.9776 BTC [-] {2}
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01:15 ThickAsThieves <+TheNewDeal> ThickAsThieves any foia response? // None reported.
01:16 TheNewDeal :(
01:16 ThickAsThieves At this point I don't care, as it wouldn't really affect the market price to find out
01:16 ThickAsThieves but i do have a bet on it...
01:16 ThickAsThieves fukn annoying
01:19 TheNewDeal same
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01:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00062668 = 7.9588 BTC [+]
01:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27700 @ 0.00062512 = 17.3158 BTC [-]
01:54 mircea_popescu * asciilifeform has seen this said about more than one obscure natural language, it always seems to be a reflection of the linguist's ineptitude, in practice. << quite. it's not true of inuit languages any more it's true of russian.
01:54 mircea_popescu so you have to specify the gender of the teacup in some contexts. does not equate to "speaker can not make ambiguous statements"
01:54 mircea_popescu this is not the case in any natural language, poetry exists anywhere.
01:59 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> http://www.mekanizmalar.com/desmodromics.html << i read desdemona in there for some reason, which reminds me of a story. picture youthful mp at maly, for a staging of othello, in russian. now, bearin in mind that in romanian "zdreanta" means rag or figuratively whore, picture youthful mp hearing a very decided othello burst out "davai zdreanta, desdiemona!!1" and go into incontrollable peels of laughter
01:59 assbot Desmodromics Camshaft Mechanism
01:59 mircea_popescu mode
01:59 mircea_popescu to the degree he had to be escorted out by the ushers
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02:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17169 @ 0.00062121 = 10.6656 BTC [-] {2}
02:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19300 @ 0.00062553 = 12.0727 BTC [+] {2}
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03:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4831 @ 0.00062099 = 3 BTC [-]
03:15 Bet placed: 3 BTC for No on "Bitcoin over $600 before October" http://bitbet.us/bet/1025/ Odds: 19(Y):81(N) by coin, 33(Y):67(N) by weight. Total bet: 6.55600627 BTC. Current weight: 39,112.
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04:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.0006 = 7.68 BTC [-]
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04:35 punkman http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2746369/We-ll-guards-Scottish-border-Ed-Miliband-reveals-incendiary-plan-new-poll-reveals-vote-knife-edge.html
04:35 assbot We'll put guards on Scottish border: Ed Miliband reveals incendiary plan as Yes camp leads for first time in shock new poll | Mail Online
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05:02 punkman http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/05/nobel-chemistry-idUSL5E7L51U620111005
05:02 assbot CORRECTED-UPDATE 3-Ridiculed crystal work wins Nobel for Israeli | Reuters
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05:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52700 @ 0.00060069 = 31.6564 BTC [+] {3}
05:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11975 @ 0.00059784 = 7.1591 BTC [-] {2}
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06:05 RagnarDanneskjol http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2186186-17-year-old-catches-693-pound-swordfish-off-florida-coast
06:05 assbot 17-Year-Old Catches 693-Pound Swordfish off Florida Coast | Bleacher Report
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06:32 BingoBoingo %t
06:32 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 205 Ask: 221 Last Price: 221 24h-Vol: 8k High: 221 Low: 221 VWAP: 221
06:32 BingoBoingo %d
06:32 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 1878190.93 Est. Next Diff: 276487.09 in 1375 blocks (#46368) Est. % Change: -85.28
06:33 BingoBoingo %p
06:33 atcbot No data returned from CoinMiner.net
06:33 atcbot [PityThePool Hashrate]: 702.47 GH/s [iSpace Pool Hashrate]: 0 TH/s
06:33 BingoBoingo %ob
06:33 atcbot 8k@260 2k@245 35k@221 | 12k@205 85k@198 6k@194
06:34 BingoBoingo %v
06:34 atcbot [X-BT VWAP] Bid: 205 Ask: 221 Last Price: 221 30d-Vol: 1.56M 30d-High: 250 30d-Low: 170 30d-VWAP: 195
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06:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00059987 = 5.1289 BTC [+]
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07:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17350 @ 0.0006015 = 10.436 BTC [+]
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07:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50541 @ 0.0006015 = 30.4004 BTC [+]
07:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8350 @ 0.00060243 = 5.0303 BTC [+]
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08:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24850 @ 0.00060269 = 14.9768 BTC [+] {2}
08:26 BingoBoingo !mpif
08:26 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021650 B (Total: 473.44 B). Delta: -1.08 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00022 BTC [+]
08:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00060214 = 2.0172 BTC [-]
08:42 xmj mm
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09:00 BingoBoingo ;;ticker
09:00 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 481.89, Best ask: 481.94, Bid-ask spread: 0.05000, Last trade: 481.93, 24 hour volume: 2712.17222932, 24 hour low: 478.4, 24 hour high: 485.0, 24 hour vwap: 481.38721431
09:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7546 @ 0.00060208 = 4.5433 BTC [-] {2}
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09:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3149 @ 0.00060202 = 1.8958 BTC [-]
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09:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13800 @ 0.00060118 = 8.2963 BTC [-]
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10:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 422 @ 0.00365223 = 1.5412 BTC [-]
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10:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22149 @ 0.00060143 = 13.3211 BTC [+] {2}
11:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12293 @ 0.00060209 = 7.4015 BTC [+]
11:17 ThickAsThieves MPOE will be .0005 soon
11:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7901 @ 0.00060198 = 4.7562 BTC [-]
11:42 mircea_popescu gooood morning bitcoin ppls!
11:45 ThickAsThieves http://www.coindesk.com/peter-thiel-fellowship-ethereum-vitalik-buterin/
11:45 assbot $100k Peter Thiel Fellowship Awarded to Ethereum's Vitalik Buterin
11:45 ThickAsThieves :(
11:46 mircea_popescu aaaahahahhha
11:46 ThickAsThieves good morning mircea
11:46 ThickAsThieves sounds like a tv show
11:46 ThickAsThieves Mornings with Mircea!
11:46 mircea_popescu "Thiel stressed the need for his programme while expressing optimism about what this year’s class could achieve"
11:46 mircea_popescu derp.
11:46 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i nearly had my radio show in romanian a few years ago.
11:47 ThickAsThieves well considering your Howard Stern similarities, it's a shame it didnt happen
11:47 mircea_popescu in very winchell fashion i insisted the contract include an indemnity clause tho, and well... fell through.
11:48 mircea_popescu romanians are neither very litigious nor is the local fcc very tough, but to make up for it ro publishers are very very poor.
11:49 mircea_popescu but yeah, i'd have listened to it. the shit we talk about with the slavegirls alone would make an hour of excellent show pretty much daily.
11:49 ThickAsThieves how are you liking argentina, in contrast?
11:49 mircea_popescu o, i love argentina.
11:49 mircea_popescu not that they're not poor or anything.
11:50 ThickAsThieves seattle and potland were nice, seattle seems to be very healthy
11:50 mircea_popescu anyway, once ethereum cracks open thiel being interviewed for his complicity in propping the scam will become a prerequsite for any further discussions re collaboration of bitcoin authorities with us authorities.
11:50 mircea_popescu just so we know in advance.
11:51 ThickAsThieves i heard rumors thiel sent a rep to scout Neo, i guess he dodged that one
11:51 BingoBoingo !up Aquent
11:51 mircea_popescu myeah.
11:52 BingoBoingo Aquent: You wouldn't happen to be Thiel by any chance?
11:52 Aquent no lol
11:52 BingoBoingo !down Aquent
11:52 ThickAsThieves heh
11:53 mircea_popescu lmao
11:53 ThickAsThieves "Whenever I see that Thiel is giving away money, I get the goosebumps. How comes that he is always mentioned in connection with PayPal, but almost never in connection with Palantir, Prism, NSA and CIA?"
11:53 assbot Last 9 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3T4KFH5.txt )
11:53 BingoBoingo !b 9
11:54 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves "because guess".
11:54 mircea_popescu fucking us oligarchs will end up with bitcoin community interdictions at this rate
11:54 mircea_popescu until their regime starts fucking conforming to international law.
11:55 ThickAsThieves http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat/2014/09/05/alibaba-biggest-ipo-by-market-value-of-all-time/
11:55 assbot Alibaba: Biggest IPO By Market Value of All Time - MoneyBeat - WSJ
11:55 mircea_popescu o hey, i think i had some bets on that
11:55 ThickAsThieves thatll be fun, my guess is all the other tech stocks will suffer
11:55 ThickAsThieves this TSLA is so boring, time for Alibaba!
11:55 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/1019/alibaba-ipo-mkt-cap-over-150b-end-of/
11:55 assbot BitBet - Alibaba IPO mkt cap over $150B end of opening day :: 1.63 B (64%) on Yes, 0.92 B (36%) on No | closing in 2 weeks 6 days | weight: 42`661 (100`000 to 1)
11:55 mircea_popescu check out the preciseness of bitbet. 150bn ?
11:56 ThickAsThieves bb has a way
11:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35850 @ 0.00060288 = 21.6132 BTC [+] {4}
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.40915124 BTC to 15`372 shares, 9167 satoshi per share
12:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 4.69195104 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 408 satoshi per share
12:04 mircea_popescu punkman: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/05/nobel-chemistry-idUSL5E7L51U620111005 <<< i don't think useful original work has EVER not been ridiculed.
12:04 assbot CORRECTED-UPDATE 3-Ridiculed crystal work wins Nobel for Israeli | Reuters
12:04 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves 5 before back to 8 or w/e it does ?
12:05 BingoBoingo Moar NBA drama http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11481937/atlanta-hawks-owner-bruce-levenson-selling-team
12:05 assbot Atlanta Hawks owner Bruce Levenson selling team - ESPN
12:05 ThickAsThieves <+mircea_popescu> ThickAsThieves 5 before back to 8 or w/e it does ? /// i think i figured out exactly what it does actually
12:05 mircea_popescu whassat ?
12:05 mircea_popescu or secret.
12:05 ThickAsThieves not secret, mike_c is gonna check i think
12:06 ThickAsThieves basically the bot is pegged to a certain conversion value for a specific amount of btc
12:06 mircea_popescu like in reverse ?
12:06 ThickAsThieves the idea being the bot assumes MPOE is worth 80,000btc
12:06 ThickAsThieves and that is some dollar value
12:06 ThickAsThieves they are pegging
12:07 mircea_popescu so it asumes it is worth X dollars practically ?
12:07 ThickAsThieves right
12:07 mircea_popescu so why isn't it going up.
12:07 ThickAsThieves sry
12:07 asciilifeform thiel is also a sponsor of 'urbit'.
12:07 ThickAsThieves it assumes the btc worth
12:07 ThickAsThieves converted
12:07 ThickAsThieves so if btcusd goes down
12:07 ThickAsThieves so does mpoe
12:07 asciilifeform or, more precisely, of mr. yarvin's first full-time toady
12:07 mircea_popescu but if it assumes x btc worth and shares trade in btc it should be stuck at 8
12:08 ThickAsThieves cuz its assets are the btc
12:08 * asciilifeform surprised that no one remembered this
12:08 ThickAsThieves now i'm confusing myself
12:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no one said != no one remembered. ppls remember :)
12:08 asciilifeform ahaha
12:08 asciilifeform anyone find it peculiar how small is thiel's prize ?
12:09 mircea_popescu nope.
12:09 ThickAsThieves well he leaks money all over the place
12:09 mircea_popescu cheap whores aren't given expensive prizes for a very good reason
12:09 asciilifeform 100k buys what - a year or two of food and roof in usa somewhere on the cheaper side.
12:09 mircea_popescu that is, if you give them too much money it makes them stupid.
12:09 mircea_popescu give them a little now and a little later they'll be sucking the c0k and doing a good job of it for years.
12:10 asciilifeform or one new electron microscope (and get your food somewhere else)
12:10 mircea_popescu incidentally, it is shocking, outrageous but also very amusing to see just how copy-pasted the final days us is from the peak of romania. it's almost as if instead of the romanian idiots copying teh superior us businessmen, the reverse happened.
12:11 asciilifeform smells more like ussr circa 1988 or so, imho
12:11 mircea_popescu i could prolly write a book of psychoantropology on the topic, but sadly it'd be rather incomprehensible in english without a ton of notes which kinda ruin the whole thing, and for 5 romanians able to read and write it's scarcely worth the year o' work.
12:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform well obv. they'd be the same thing.
12:12 thestringpuller you know how I know you're not american mircea_popescu : you hate cars
12:12 mircea_popescu actually maybe you should write the book, except in russian. larger market.
12:12 mircea_popescu good thing to do in prison, you know ? as it's requiring memory-only, no tools.
12:12 mircea_popescu thestringpuller i dun hate cars ?
12:13 mircea_popescu i dun think much of the concept of everyone being able to have their "own" car
12:13 mircea_popescu but i guess that's what you actually meant.
12:14 mircea_popescu anyway, re the original copy-paste point : i feel like i could practically translate my romanian articles mocking the romanian "press" and its associated "blogosphere" word for word, just substitute names.
12:14 mircea_popescu ridoinculous.
12:16 mircea_popescu http://www.gutenberg.org/files/24553/24553-h/24553-h.htm just for teh hell of it.
12:16 assbot Error 403
12:19 mircea_popescu you think i write complicatedly, try morley for a spin
12:21 ThickAsThieves <+thestringpuller> you know how I know you're not american mircea_popescu : you hate cars /// i cant stand driving and all the stuff about cars other than that they get me places
12:22 mircea_popescu i can't stand sucking cock either doesn't mean i hate blowjobs. what's driving to do with it.
12:24 ThickAsThieves my wife is the one that gets new cars, i get the hand-me-downs. yesterday i was positing that i should just sell mine and take cabs or uber or whatever everywhere
12:25 mircea_popescu it works splendidly here. i guess depends on the cab quality
12:25 ThickAsThieves when vacationing driving is also a major drag
12:25 mircea_popescu well, get a girl for that.
12:27 ThickAsThieves so why would S.MPOE go down when BTCUSD goes down?
12:28 mircea_popescu i thought you had a theory
12:29 ThickAsThieves i thought i did too, seems to merely be an observation for now
12:33 thestringpuller http://thefreethoughtproject.com/10-year-old-boy-autism-treated-police-state/
12:33 assbot This is How a 10-Year-Old Boy With Autism is Treated in a Police State | The Free Thought Project
12:34 mircea_popescu "Currently the leadership of the House of Savoy is contested by two cousins: Vittorio Emanuele, Prince of Naples, who used to claim the title of King of Italy, and Prince Amedeo, Duke of Aosta, who still claims the title of the Duke of Savoy. Their rivalry has not always been peaceful — on May 21, 2004, following a dinner held by King Juan Carlos I of Spain on the eve of the wedding of his son Felipe, Prince of Astur
12:34 mircea_popescu ias, Vittorio Emanuele punched Amedeo twice in the face."
12:34 thestringpuller This problem has to do with society.s dependence upon state sanctioned force to solve problems.
12:36 mircea_popescu i don't see much in that. so some asshole kid thinks himself special, got roughed up in the slightest.
12:36 mircea_popescu how is this supposed to be a problem again ?
12:38 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: cars << another thing in usa. more or less everybody is condemned to be his own cabbie, and to some extent, mechanic
12:38 mircea_popescu that works great for 16yo boys.
12:38 asciilifeform which is why we're more or less doomed to drive cabs (the lucky ones, that is) around the world, far more certainly than soviet emigres were
12:39 mircea_popescu it's not such a bad fate.
12:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.00059994 = 8.9991 BTC [-] {2}
12:39 mircea_popescu o wow that's a first innit
12:40 mircea_popescu well done tat for callin' it.
12:40 asciilifeform then again i'm not certain any country will recognize american driver's licenses when the hour comes.
12:40 asciilifeform for entirely practical reasons.
12:41 mircea_popescu they're not neatly that bad drivers.
12:41 mircea_popescu i've seen much worse.
12:41 thestringpuller asciilifeform: why you hatin' on fixin' cars
12:41 thestringpuller dis is murica
12:42 thestringpuller i just saw an turbo charged e30 that puts ~450hp to the wheels
12:42 asciilifeform thestringpuller: 'tis one thing if you like oil, dirt, metal (matter of fact - i do) but another if you're stuck with them whether or not you do
12:43 thestringpuller ah. the dilemma of "We're murica, you must own car"
12:43 thestringpuller even if you don't want to
12:43 mircea_popescu you know i lived there just fine w/o driving or owning a car.
12:43 thestringpuller not so much in the big cities tho (NYC, Boston, etc.)
12:44 thestringpuller public transit doesn't reach where I live
12:44 asciilifeform not impossible - but difficult if work for a living
12:44 thestringpuller I have to bike 7 miles to the nearest bus stop
12:44 thestringpuller which isn't effective for commuting...
12:45 mircea_popescu i never biked.
12:45 mircea_popescu but they had a towncar service that would basically go anywhere.
12:46 thestringpuller i guess this is why Uber is becoming so overvalued...
12:46 thestringpuller because of suburbia with poor rapid transit
12:48 asciilifeform 'Recently I heard a story on NPR about a poor family that went around looking for discounted food items at various groceries and stopping at the food pantry—in their own private minivan! And so here is a poor family that owns what in many parts of the world would amount to a bus company!' (orlov)
12:48 asciilifeform (npr is an american government-funded radio station)
12:48 mircea_popescu well not that many. maybe guatemala and assimilated shitholes.
12:49 asciilifeform fact is - much of the cost of owning vehicle in usa - is a fixed cost, whether or not it moves
12:50 mircea_popescu it's really not THAT expensive.
12:50 asciilifeform and so, everybody owns - a taxi. and some, even a bus or garbage truck.
12:50 asciilifeform but for some odd reason aren't cabbies, bus drivers, or garbagemen
12:50 asciilifeform $posint is expensive to the man who is flat broke
12:51 thestringpuller asciilifeform: is a fixed cost, whether or not it moves << this isn't true
12:51 thestringpuller the cost is always depreciating especially if it doesn't move
12:51 thestringpuller slowly to 0
12:51 thestringpuller unless you own like a cold war volvo
12:52 asciilifeform thestringpuller: it's approximately true - most folks pay insurance (mandatory) and usually bought the machine on credit (so, they pay and pay)
12:52 asciilifeform neither is strongly connected to how often it moves.
12:52 artifexd If anybody is curious, I know why MPOE is falling.
12:52 mircea_popescu shoot ?
12:52 artifexd The reason is simple: I bought some.
12:52 mircea_popescu haha
12:52 mircea_popescu well don't buy anymore then lol
12:53 thestringpuller asciilifeform: oh yes in that sense! i was thinking of how there is an increasing cost to keep the car moving
12:53 artifexd I need to DCA
12:53 jurov oh there's mandatory car insurance in the us, too? so sooooocialist!
12:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the credit part is stupid.
12:53 mircea_popescu jurov look, if you let poor people drive, there's no way to not have mandatory insurance.
12:53 mircea_popescu otherwise they are incentivised to drive poorly.
12:54 thestringpuller rich people buy vehicles on credit too
12:54 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: which part is stupid? most of these people couldn't hope to buy so much as a plastic&cardboard 'trabant' without massive credit
12:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so then let them walk.
12:55 thestringpuller in a land without infrastructure?
12:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: as discussed in the past - the various u.s. castes have, for reasons of their own (ask them!) decided never to live in walking distance of one another, if it can be helped
12:55 thestringpuller better off to tell them to just die
12:56 mircea_popescu ok, so let them just die.
12:56 mircea_popescu just because it's practically inconvenient doesn't make it less the correct solution.
12:56 asciilifeform death is free, at least, for king and slave alike.
12:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this convention, like all things man made, is attendant on it being possible.
12:57 mircea_popescu if they can't have had so agreed, they in fact didn't so agree.
12:58 asciilifeform at the risk of sounding like orlov - modern 'machine civilization' tends to create wildly thermodynamically-unfavourable situations like this one.
12:59 asciilifeform what usa does with transport is not unlike housing, e.g., penguins in sahara
12:59 mircea_popescu it creates the POSSIBILITY of it asciilifeform. not the actuiality and not really the obligaiton.
12:59 asciilifeform goes on for so long as you have infinite joules to throw at the problem.
12:59 mircea_popescu much like cellars create the possibility of very uncomfortable sleep in the dank darkness.
12:59 mircea_popescu nobody forces you to sleep in the fucking basement
12:59 mircea_popescu or to rent basements to live in
12:59 asciilifeform more like the olympic drugs.
12:59 asciilifeform can -> must
12:59 mircea_popescu you can always die.
12:59 mircea_popescu this is so easily discarded.
13:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you ever captured a mouse ?
13:00 asciilifeform sure!
13:00 mircea_popescu want me to tell you the story of my recent adventure with a cute little fuzzball ?
13:00 * asciilifeform killed the last two in old flat with own hands
13:01 * asciilifeform lacked cat
13:01 asciilifeform yes - story
13:01 mircea_popescu so last autumn i was living in a recently developped residential area - i guess what would be a gated community in the us, except romanians don't gate.
13:02 mircea_popescu for centuries prior, that land had been - how do you call fields cultrivated with hay ?
13:02 asciilifeform pasture ?
13:02 mircea_popescu something like that. so one night while in here, i see movement in the corner of my eye
13:03 mircea_popescu so i know it's a mouse, right ? and so i get a large bowl, and tape some floss to a pack of ciggs. put some cheese under the propper bowl and get back to chatting.
13:03 mircea_popescu a little later, the guy is caught, of course. so i put him in a large glass jar with a metal lid, after punching some holes with a screwdriverr in that lid.
13:04 mircea_popescu and i get a good look at the guy, you know ? after all, this had been his land for a long long time, generations of his forefathers had hunted for hayseeds and whatnot on complicated , traditional walk patters all over the field of my garden
13:05 mircea_popescu what did he do ? he kept jumping. trying to push the lid off with his tiny nose. ding-ding-ding-ding
13:05 asciilifeform lemme guess, little bugger died of exhaustion
13:05 mircea_popescu notwithstanding that the lid was you know, on a thread for crying out loud. and since i punched the holes from outside, notwithstanding that there were jagged shards of metal pointing his way, which he could i guess sorta- avoid. tho he mostly looked to be jumping blindly.
13:06 mircea_popescu eventually i was oh enough of this shit, and so put the vessel on its side.
13:06 mircea_popescu so it stopped jumping.
13:06 mircea_popescu instead, it kept trying to chew sheet metal with it's truely tiny, half mm in width teeth.
13:06 mircea_popescu and it never stopped.
13:06 mircea_popescu the animal's desire of freedom properly surpassed any consideration of self preservation.
13:07 mircea_popescu which is why i eventually stood up from my fucking work, took it to a vacant field further down and let it be.
13:07 mircea_popescu now - the point here being that a correct set of priorities will in fact move mountains, and my work at my computer as compared in any perspective to a mouse's activities is mountaineous.
13:07 mircea_popescu so : let them fucking die trying. you can't live where you are ? walk to where you can live.
13:07 mircea_popescu die on the road, it's a noble death.
13:08 asciilifeform u.s. motto could be: st augustine's prayer, 'god grant me chastity - but not yet'
13:09 mircea_popescu it's also why i tend to be suspicious of people that despise animals. generally it's the sign they're not as intellectually respectable as the average field mouse.
13:09 mircea_popescu when they start with the "we're not animals" bits, i tend to glaze over and think "no, you're not, are you".
13:09 asciilifeform most people, esp. in infested dwellings, are quite particular about which animals they like
13:10 mircea_popescu well sure, but this was as to the general
13:12 asciilifeform i actually 'liked' the rats in that flat quite a bit more than the mice. the latter - shat every quarter metre they walked, or so it seemed. the rats - more disciplined, organized, had battalions, detachments - respectable.
13:12 mircea_popescu lol
13:12 mircea_popescu mebbe your rats were overfed
13:12 mircea_popescu mice i mean.
13:13 asciilifeform possible.
13:14 asciilifeform rats, it is said, even have penal battalions, used as scouts.
13:14 asciilifeform after finally killed one in an electrical trap, the entire force retreated to a neighbour's.
13:15 BingoBoingo Maybe asciilifeform has the actual NIMH rats
13:15 mircea_popescu i thought it's just the young/shitty ones
13:15 mircea_popescu lol this here is the premise of a decent speculative spy fiction story
13:15 * asciilifeform does not know precisely how rats assign rank
13:15 mircea_popescu usg makes mechanical spy rat, person catches it because well, it doesn't properly batallion
13:15 asciilifeform this almost happened:
13:16 asciilifeform usg caught an alley cat, tamed, and implanted a listening device, then released (in moscow, i think)
13:16 asciilifeform the poor beast promptly got run over by a bus.
13:17 mircea_popescu "problems" ?
13:17 asciilifeform or just not quite right.
13:17 mircea_popescu lol
13:18 asciilifeform as for mice, if they have organizational abilities, this was not apparent in my kitchen.
13:20 mircea_popescu you know, this was the first mice i've seen in a decade.
13:20 asciilifeform and yes, animals will fight to the death, to exhaustion - what else might one expect them to do? negotiate a conditional surrender with the mousetrap? a ceasefire with the glass jar ?
13:20 mircea_popescu the last set being in egypt for crying out loud.
13:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you will notice that he could have just resisted the glass jar through culture.
13:20 mircea_popescu ;;google "rezistenta prin cultura"
13:20 gribble Rezistenţa prin cultură - TVR+: <http://www.tvrplus.ro/emisiune-rezistenta-prin-cultura-351>; Andrei Plesu despre rezistenta prin cultura - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzvAkbjP98>; Rezistenţa prin cultură - Alice Voinescu - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUm4to0vQtQ>
13:21 mircea_popescu and of course, the definitive words on that topic, http://trilema.com/2010/vina-batranilor/
13:21 assbot Vina batranilor pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
13:22 asciilifeform mice have not yet invented smoking dope, and so do not know how to 'resist through culture'
13:22 mircea_popescu except the romanian "intellectuals" and for that matter the zeks got no dope.
13:24 asciilifeform i suppose a handful of natural schizoids, and slavish imitation thereof, can substitute for dope.
13:25 mircea_popescu no, dope doesn't enter into it. all that's required is the proposition that surviving today is more important than living well.
13:25 mircea_popescu something of which mice are malignantly made the figurehead of. they are not.
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13:32 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: sex anal cu tractoare, motocositoare si combine agricole >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mVOd8zY3D8 << 'in Flyshitte, in the Red Corpse Kolhoz... there lived Tractoresse!'
13:32 assbot . [HD] - YouTube
13:32 asciilifeform ^ song about the harm of studying mathematics.
13:32 mircea_popescu lol
13:33 oglafbot http://oglaf.com/pretaliation/
13:33 assbot pretaliation
13:33 asciilifeform 'she plowed all the fields... for wheat, but not also for scalars, vectors, and even galois fields...'
13:33 asciilifeform *now also
13:35 mircea_popescu tractoritza lol. that's exactly how you'd say it in romanian.
13:35 mircea_popescu how diminutives work. victoria - victorица
13:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: slightly different in ru. e.g., минетчица ~= 'blowjobesse', тракторица ~= 'tracroresse' - in same sense as Fr. 'comedienne.'
13:37 mircea_popescu in romanian comedienne is formed as the diminutive. comediette.
13:37 cazalla nothing like someone using a chainsaw at 3am to wake you up
13:37 asciilifeform aha.
13:38 mircea_popescu cazalla good mornin'.
13:38 asciilifeform cazalla: 'find some meat!'
13:38 mircea_popescu asciilifeform thus doctor - doctorita. literally, little-she doctor.
13:40 asciilifeform Мухосранск ~= 'flyshit', analogous to american 'bumfuck, illinois.' proverbial agropesthole.
13:42 cazalla asciilifeform, would be nice but they're cutting down trees
13:42 cazalla chainsaw wakes me but baby never does, just the wife, she is still sleeping, didn't hear chainsaw
13:43 mircea_popescu clearly you're tuned for machinery and she's tuned to babies.
13:43 cazalla i've read that before, i assume because the fathers need sleep to hunt the next day
13:44 jurov http://www.daemonology.net/blog/2014-09-06-zeroing-buffers-is-insufficient.html
13:44 assbot Zeroing buffers is insufficient
13:45 asciilifeform jurov: as usual, author stops half-way.
13:45 mircea_popescu i came back to say "wait, that's only part of the story"
13:45 mircea_popescu i don't read fast enough.
13:46 jurov i got an idea about virtualization - i foubt any hypervisor erases SSE registers betweeen guests
13:46 jurov *doubt
13:46 jurov (not mentioned in tfa at all, fo course)
13:48 asciilifeform let's suppose that you cannot escape the sin of running crypto on a multiuser os with von neumann cpu (for sake of argument.) let's also suppose that you are stuck with a traditional 'C' compiler, and your work must remain portable (no inline asm)
13:49 mircea_popescu "decided to sanitize his stack by zeroing until he triggered a page fault" this in particular does nothing.
13:49 asciilifeform even then - can simply declare 'volatile'
13:49 asciilifeform if your compiler does not respect 'volatile' - throw it out
13:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the os may not respect volatile.
13:50 asciilifeform a sufficiently dumb os won't provide a way of allocating non-paged heap, yes.
13:50 mircea_popescu the problem is unresolvable : without cryptographically verified multi-user ability, there is no way to run crypto on shared system.
13:50 jurov he's writing about registers, not memory.. but then, on one side they get wiped on context switch
13:50 mircea_popescu how to make an os that behaves "provalby fair", for that matter, ios still very much an open question
13:50 jurov on other side, they get saved into..memory
13:51 asciilifeform 'provably fair' ?
13:51 asciilifeform in what sense
13:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes. ie, that you can cryptographically verify that no other user can read your space, ever, at all.
13:51 mircea_popescu this includes any and all superusrs.
13:51 asciilifeform superusers << 'god creates stone, so heavy, he can't lift'
13:52 asciilifeform what even means 'superuser' in such a machine
13:52 asciilifeform ?
13:52 mircea_popescu one that can start/stop it.
13:52 mircea_popescu as an obvious definition.
13:52 asciilifeform starts, stops - but can't saw it open ?
13:52 mircea_popescu even should he saw it open.
13:52 mircea_popescu it's an unresolved problem for good reason eh.
13:53 jurov you are prolly talking about cpu that guarantees no unencrypoted data leaves its internal cache?
13:53 mircea_popescu in principle you should be able to define an object whose malleability allows enough functions to work so as to be turing-complete.
13:53 mircea_popescu jurov no. i am talking about an os that only processes encrypted data.
13:53 mircea_popescu the no-raw-machine/
13:54 asciilifeform !s paillier
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13:54 asciilifeform solvable for particular meanings of 'process'
13:54 mircea_popescu yeah, that may be a good starting point
13:54 mircea_popescu bjt kd
13:54 mircea_popescu but ideally - while i can live without running a webserver off this - i still want to have bash
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13:55 mircea_popescu Consider the "XMM" registers on the x86 architecture: They will only be used by the SSE family of instructions, which is not widely used in most applications — so once a value is stored in one of those registers, it may remain there for a long time. One of the rare instances those registers are used by cryptographic code, however, is for AES computations, using the "AESNI" instruction set.
13:56 mircea_popescu one of the best reasons to not use aes seriously.
13:56 mircea_popescu i wasn't aware this is public knowledge.
13:56 asciilifeform you're just as fucked if you use another cipher via, e.g, microshit's vendor lib
13:56 mircea_popescu but this is universal, nothing to do with ms.
13:56 jurov mircea you know of any crypto that doesn't need registers?
13:57 asciilifeform no one forces you to use intel's aes instructions!
13:57 mircea_popescu jurov im pretty sure it all does, but they don';t all have to be xmm via aesni
13:57 asciilifeform next year, suppose, they include a gigantic multiplier and special instructions for rsa. want to use these ?
13:57 mircea_popescu asciilifeform "no one" ? yes, one. the machine may force you to whether you want to or not.
13:57 mircea_popescu you don;'t know what it does.
13:58 jurov xmm registers aren't anything exceptional. os saves them into memory on context switch like everything else
13:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: fundamental misunderstanding. machine does not know (unless it is fiendishly complicated, and elaborately trapped, perhaps) that you are doing, e.g., rsa.
13:58 mircea_popescu jurov the discussion was as to how often they get overwritten
13:59 asciilifeform but the cpu manual offers compiler writers the option of using 'our new exciting accelerator for 4096-bit chinese remainder theorem'
13:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i think you're thinking of the case where you compile your thing and install it as bytecode. i was thinking of the case where you compile locally.
13:59 mircea_popescu more properly, "was at some ptoint compiled locally"
13:59 asciilifeform compiler can use 'fancy' instruction that does various things 'in one shot' - or can use ordinary i386-style fixint multiply, etc.
14:00 mircea_popescu It gets worse. Nearly every AES implementation using AESNI will leave two values in registers: The final block of output, and the final round key. The final block of output isn't a problem for encryption operations — it is ciphertext, which we can assume has leaked anyway — but for encryption an AES-128 key can be computed from the final round key, and for decryption the final round key is the AES-128 key. (For AES
14:00 mircea_popescu -192 and AES-256 revealing the final round key provides 128 bits of key entropy.)
14:00 mircea_popescu good article.
14:00 asciilifeform likewise compiler has the option of pissing out 'xor reg, reg' etc - clean up after yourself
14:01 mircea_popescu i guess the author doesn't realise it or something, but this lays bare a much used, fundamental, very valuable exploit of aes.
14:02 asciilifeform to see this as issue with aes in particular is a grave mistake. it's an issue with using a 'food chain' that you aren't intimately aware of to the bottom.
14:02 mircea_popescu in practice it's used as an aes hole. but yes.
14:02 asciilifeform consider the problems dr. evil faces when he designs a diddled cpu.
14:03 asciilifeform he wants to know when you - victim - will be deciphering/signing battle plan.
14:03 asciilifeform chip will transmit plan to waiting gasenwagen with antennae, over power line hiss.
14:03 asciilifeform but first it needs to know when to begin and end transmission
14:04 asciilifeform because it would not do to transmit constantly (might interfere with neighbour's teledildotron and she'll tip you off)
14:05 asciilifeform it is, in principle, possible for dr. evil's cpu to recognize when, e.g, given version of gpg is in the process of taking the modular exponentiation.
14:05 asciilifeform but this would take up a good deal of real estate on the chip die, and someone might notice.
14:06 mircea_popescu that's nonsense. here's a simpler approach : every time a new value is loaded into sse register append it to a special buffer. buffer gets dumped in return for any packet headed so sent to port so.
14:06 asciilifeform instead - why not fool you - victim - to let the cpu know precisely when it is handling private key.
14:06 asciilifeform so it can begin sending.
14:06 mircea_popescu it's "for debugging purspoes"
14:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: baked. http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1441
14:07 assbot Loper OS » Mechanics of FLUXBABBITT.
14:07 mircea_popescu exactly.
14:07 asciilifeform but have some sympathy for poor dr. evil. he only has, what, half a dozen vans in a city. doesn't care to sift through every idiot playing 'quake' pissing in his sse regs.
14:08 asciilifeform only want to hear rsa key. (or aes, whatever.)
14:08 mircea_popescu orly ?
14:08 mircea_popescu afaik that's exactly what he wants : to inflate the categories.
14:08 asciilifeform so he begins with cheapest variant - politely asks microshit to include convenient crypto routines in os.
14:08 mircea_popescu if he can get paid to listen to rsa keys buyt then for "technical reasons" can make that baloon 10x,
14:08 mircea_popescu he'
14:08 mircea_popescu s thrilled to do it.
14:08 asciilifeform which conveniently record key and mail it off.
14:08 mircea_popescu more money.
14:09 asciilifeform then somebody finds it. or miscreants start using illegal111 os without said feature.
14:09 asciilifeform so now dr. evil needs to sell nice, convenient cpu with baked in crypto
14:09 asciilifeform amazing aes! fast.
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14:11 asciilifeform notice when diddled cpus are commonly thought to have appeared. not only when vlsi went far enough to create a comfortable padded hiding place, but when spread of linux, etc. exposed the limits of the diddled-os approach.
14:16 mircea_popescu heh.
14:17 mircea_popescu im sure thiel will give 100k prizes to whoever came up with the brilliant idea of a wait, no. they don't need it.
14:21 asciilifeform lol
14:24 bitstein More usability nonsense. Trusted servers are soooo much better than PGP, right? http://www.wired.com/2014/09/oxguard/
14:24 assbot The Open Source Tool That Lets You Send Encrypted Emails to Anyone | Enterprise | WIRED
14:25 mircea_popescu "encrypt" your emails to everyone. it's good for the emails and ok for you!
14:26 bitstein Loved your post on usability, btw.
14:29 * mircea_popescu waves
14:32 thestringpuller asciilifeform: how difficult does this procedure look: http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/pictures-how-to-replace-an-snes-cartridge-save-game-battery
14:33 asciilifeform thestringpuller: soldering lithium 'clock' batteries will dramatically shorten their life - and possibly explode
14:33 asciilifeform unless done with a spot welder or laser
14:34 thestringpuller damn so this guy is an idiot?
14:34 thestringpuller :( I guess I'm not saving games anytime soon
14:34 asciilifeform not idiot - merely poor
14:34 thestringpuller how much do you charge for electronic surgery?
14:36 asciilifeform i regret to say that i do not run a repair shop.
14:37 asciilifeform i recommend attaching a replacement battery using conductive epoxy.
14:37 asciilifeform this is less than ideal, but will work.
14:42 mircea_popescu thestringpuller heating them is no good for them
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14:50 asciilifeform thestringpuller: alternatively, solder in a battery holder of appropriate shape, and insert battery after it cools.
14:51 asciilifeform (soldered-in batteries are a classic 'forced obsolescence' scam.)
14:52 asciilifeform it doesn't have to be a coin cell, either. can attach one of, say, these - http://www.ictradenet.com/models_pic/BH2AA-W.jpg - to outside of cartridge. drill a hole, attach terminals to correct spots. won't win any beauty contests, but will work.
14:53 asciilifeform use lithium 'aa' cells rather than alkalines, or you won't have >3v when cells are not quite new any more.
15:03 kakobrekla http://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm
15:03 assbot Manna, Chapter 1, by Marshall Brain
15:06 mircea_popescu kakobrekla is this "fast food employee tries to parlay his work experience into a novel, because write what you know" ?
15:07 kakobrekla dunno, just another end game.
15:07 asciilifeform kakobrekla: lol!!! i read that years ago
15:07 asciilifeform kakobrekla: lost the link also long ago. thank you for digging it out
15:08 kakobrekla :)
15:10 asciilifeform this kind of tale will read as utopian hogwash when the -proper- (e.g., with electroshock and mine) collars are issued.
15:11 asciilifeform as pictured in films 'cloud atlas', 'deadlock', etc.
15:11 thestringpuller asciilifeform: thanks for the advice!
15:13 decimation re: lithium batteries << yes the conventional solution is a spring-clip style battery holder if one can't spot-weld lead to device
15:14 asciilifeform soldered batteries are an atrocity.
15:14 decimation asciilifeform: but the chinese factory saved several cents!
15:15 decimation not that it really matters anyway, because their production is subsidized by the prc, and the purchaser is subsidized by usg
15:15 mircea_popescu several in the sense of .8
15:18 asciilifeform '"Do you have guest status with any resident?" The robot asked. "No." "Do you have means of support unknown to me?" I suppose I could have stashed a cache of gold under my mattress, and this question allowed me to declare it. Such a cache would, of course, be grounds for arrest, so I was screwed either way. "No." I was without any means of support. "In accordance with ordinance 605.12b, you have been assigned ro
15:18 asciilifeform om 140352 in building 16, resident quant C. This assignment provides you with suitable housing and nourishment to sustain your life. Please board the bus."'
15:19 asciilifeform great story. how nostalgic! like robert sheckley's 'the academy.' usa was once a rich country, people imagined that they would get to retire into comfortable prisons when an 'age of the robot' comes
15:20 decimation Re: Thiel working with usg << I can't imagine anyone running a 'bank' or 'bank-like' service and not being a spy for usg, it's the law yo
15:21 mircea_popescu it is the law.
15:23 asciilifeform thiel, like his fellows, is less of a baron (with the attendant inviolable privileges) than a... reichsführer. whose lands, posts - are contingent on playing ball and being good boy.
15:24 mircea_popescu well paypal definitely can have problem.
15:25 mircea_popescu but as far as i recall, it was a serious source of friction between the third reich gauleiters and eastern european nobility, that the latter despised the former on the grounds of... well... this, exactly.
15:25 asciilifeform well yes!
15:25 mircea_popescu obviously since we're speaking of germany, an east european power par excellence, these were often the same people.
15:25 * asciilifeform recommends the 'manna' story except for final chapters. just like mircea_popescu's snip of the 'dulap' tale.
15:25 asciilifeform a necessary snip.
15:25 mircea_popescu especially in the army.
15:26 mircea_popescu hence hitler's constant suspicions of being betrayed by teh heer
15:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform maybe that's cause for a rewrite.
15:28 asciilifeform paypal is a classic 'crown privilege' monopoly.
15:28 asciilifeform from day one.
15:34 mircea_popescu one can only wonder how the us would have fared had it not turned socialist in 1930.
15:35 mircea_popescu fdr had scarcely the secessionist excuses of lincoln to fuck the country up. without his lame contribution, it'd have stayed in one piece, but perhaps may have survived the 21st century.
15:37 decimation re: hitler < the "old right" nobility and "old republican-style" conservatives in germany gave Hitler control after his party won a minority share because they thought they could 'control him'
15:38 mircea_popescu not rly quite as broad. it was one schmuck
15:38 mircea_popescu von pappen
15:39 decimation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_federal_election,_November_1932 They were all worried about the communists too
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15:44 chetty http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2014/09/02/warning-world-washington-nato-eu-vassals-insane-paul-craig-roberts-2/
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15:45 mircea_popescu oh, no, it's just that putin i mean roberts "does not understand how the world works"
15:45 mircea_popescu said every insane person ever.
15:48 decimation Imagine if the us were at war with mexico, and russia was openly contemplating sending troops/planes/whatever to the mexican border. people in the us would go apeshit
15:49 asciilifeform 'zimmerman telegram'
15:49 mircea_popescu "The American and Israeli trained and equipped Georgian army collapsed under Russian counterattack in 5 hours."
15:49 decimation asciilifeform: one can see a copy hanging in the nsa museum as I recall
15:49 mircea_popescu lol check it out, the russian foreign service is quite active in the fringe of the us discourse. orlov, roberts, there's a list with these talking points.
15:50 * asciilifeform feels like a chump, apparently works for russian foreign service for free, should demand pay
15:50 decimation https://www.nsa.gov/about/cryptologic_heritage/museum/virtual_tour/museum_tour_text.shtml#zimmermann_telegram
15:50 assbot National Cryptologic Museum - NSA/CSS
15:50 mircea_popescu asciilifeform whyssat ?
15:51 asciilifeform because i have no quarrel with anything in that piece - imho, entirely factual.
15:51 mircea_popescu it's not, but before we get there,
15:51 mircea_popescu He was a prime minister of Denmark who saw he could rise beyond Denmark by serving as Washington’s puppet. As prime minister he strongly supported Washington’s illegal invasion of Iraq, declaring that “we know that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction.” Of course, the fool didn’t know any such thing, and why would it matter if Iraq did have such weapons. Many countries have weapons of mass destructi
15:51 mircea_popescu on.
15:51 mircea_popescu isn't it funny how global-warming this sounds ? "we know there is anthropogenic bla bla"
15:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i don't have any issue with anything in that piece either, but this isn't the criteria. the form specifically is what one uses to identify these things.
15:53 decimation To me, mature adults could sit down and hash this stuff out "yes, you can have east Ukraine in exchange for helping us keep a lid on the crazy islams down in the middle east"
15:53 asciilifeform decimation: except that 'crazy islam' is an animal of which usg is a studious gamekeeper.
15:53 mircea_popescu decimation the russians are unable to do anything in the middle east, as proven by their fabulous failures in afghanistan and cecenia. what's worse, they know this, and won't bargain for it.
15:54 asciilifeform (occasional rabid bite nonwithstanding)
15:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not so. they like to pretend like they are, much like the 11 yo child of a man who keeps fighting dogs pretends to be the master of said dogs for the benefit of any visiting classmates.
15:55 decimation I guess as an american far away from everything I would vastly prefer russian hegemony over asia than crazy islam rule, but somehow my 'leaders' see things differently
15:55 asciilifeform decimation: it is necessary to understand why usg must do what it does. as in a 'wild west' film, 'ain't room enough in this town for the both of us'
15:55 mircea_popescu it really makes no difference. no matter his hair color, a married man is a married man. and so no matter the "ideology", whoever is stuck administering two billion people over ten million acres is similarly caught.
15:56 mircea_popescu they'll do exactly what they can get away with, and no more.
15:56 asciilifeform the worst thing for a totalitarian reich (like usg and its 'international kommunity' muppet theatre) is - the existence of a 'pepsi' alternative.
15:56 asciilifeform i.e. - a place to which thinking men could defect.
15:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform for the reason that then the coke and the pepsi must bid for my allegiance
15:56 mircea_popescu much in the way mpex has no home unless some territory with pretentions of statality makes an excellent offrt
15:57 mircea_popescu kinda how the holy roman emperor got ground into dust.
15:57 asciilifeform this is key.
15:57 decimation mircea_popescu: and that's my point, for purely practical reasons alone, one would think that the 'married men' who have to deal with reality would prefer a power that has a track record of at least keeping a lid on the crazies at home and showing up to the diplomacy table with things in order
15:57 mircea_popescu decimation nope. in general, sane people would prefer the alternative. perpetually.
15:57 mircea_popescu let nothing ever be "well settled".
15:57 asciilifeform everybody focuses on, e.g., petro-war, when looking for reason for usg bleeding to the bone in effort to undermine russia
15:58 asciilifeform but it's a secondary thing.
15:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not so. admire this wonder of wonders :
15:58 mircea_popescu these people who use that terminology SAY petro war, but ONLY because in their cluelessness the petro- stands for the symbol you correctly use.
15:59 mircea_popescu ie, you both mean the same thing. if you allow oil to stand for the "root" account of the world, then yes it's petro-war.
15:59 jurov <asciilifeform> because i have no quarrel with anything in that piece - imho, entirely factual. << did anyone confirmed kiev started by murdering civilians?
16:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14504 @ 0.00060326 = 8.7497 BTC [+] {2}
16:00 decimation under this petro-war theory, is the us trying to keep russian oil out of the world market? to the detriment of the us?
16:00 asciilifeform jurov: if you ask kiev, the east 'started it' by refusing to fellate nazi cock and speak the west's made-up language
16:00 mircea_popescu jurov dja think this makes a practical difference ?
16:01 jurov ascii says it's "factual"... so i'm asking about the facts
16:01 mircea_popescu decimation the idea is for russian oil to be sold in the manner of oil owned by the us. it doesn't matter who gets paid, as long as the "pay" is in accounts run by thiel, and it all follows kyc etc.
16:01 mircea_popescu same exact play as they're currently trying and failing re bitcoin.
16:02 mircea_popescu jurov ah yea. well, i agreed with his "it's factual", but i never took an absolute view of this factuality. just, as far as it's worth determining, yeah, that's what it was.
16:02 decimation jurov: are you referring to those who were shot while rioting in Kiev?
16:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform what is "nazi cock" anywya ?
16:04 asciilifeform the entire 'great ukrs' national concept. created by brits, then picked up by germany, then - usa, into present time.
16:04 asciilifeform the tired old 'cut 'em up into bantustans, make them a language, etc' recipe.
16:04 jurov as opposed to "great russia"
16:04 jurov ascii, you're so incredibly one sided
16:05 jurov russians are orcs, as well
16:05 asciilifeform like them or not - the russians are historically actual, rather than fictional.
16:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so what's the beef with the polish-ukrainian confederacy ? just as actual.
16:06 asciilifeform quite.
16:06 mircea_popescu what am i not following here ?
16:07 asciilifeform except that the modern ukrs aren't a resurrected 'Res Publica Polonia' - they're a cheap muppet of usg.
16:07 mircea_popescu but this is not the argument you bring.
16:07 mircea_popescu whether they're well organised or not presently has no bearing on whether they at all exist.
16:07 asciilifeform aha
16:08 jurov donetsk republic are muppets, too
16:08 jurov putins wants strelkov out? okay, off he goes
16:08 asciilifeform this brings up the old discussion of whether the arsonist 'builds' a city
16:08 mircea_popescu which... whatever, just how well they actually exist is reasonably unclear to me. how does slovakia exist or so forth
16:08 mircea_popescu jurov supposedly russia refused them union or somesuch.
16:08 jurov "refused" for now
16:09 mircea_popescu well obviously.
16:09 asciilifeform usg does not have the strength or will to conquer - it merely destroys
16:09 jurov just waiting till it "becomes" inevitable
16:09 Azelphur mircea_popescu: I've accepted that job offer from RagnarDanneskjol btw :)
16:09 mircea_popescu a good for you.
16:09 Azelphur indeed, seems much more my speed, thanks for the recommendation :)
16:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this is somewhat like saying billy jean does not have the strength or will to form famblies - he merely fucks.
16:09 mircea_popescu well... maybe the girl sucks.
16:09 Azelphur Bitcoin salary, gonna be fun.
16:10 asciilifeform jurov: picture yourself as russian king. do you want to annex ua? if so, for what.
16:10 mircea_popescu bread ?
16:10 jurov asciilifeform "satellite state" says you something?
16:10 mircea_popescu the fact that they were historically more accomplished russians than the muscovy, and earlier so ?
16:10 mircea_popescu the seaside resorts ?
16:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: there's correcting khruschev's wandering pencil, and then real conquest
16:11 decimation I guess putin isn't happy with having a 'near abroad' anymore
16:11 jurov so putin should give kurils to japan too
16:12 mircea_popescu lol right.
16:12 jurov the people there want to
16:12 mircea_popescu isn't that like 1/2 of all sub bases in russia ?
16:12 asciilifeform wait there are still people there! lol
16:12 mircea_popescu lol.
16:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the problem with "real" conquest is that it sounds a lot like "let me just put the tip in". what do you mean "real".
16:13 asciilifeform well put it this way - which things you get from conquest, that you can't buy.
16:13 asciilifeform for two decades, the ru and ua mafias had an understanding.
16:13 mircea_popescu lotta buttsex with a lot of very scared womenz ?
16:13 jurov utter mess
16:13 asciilifeform when does conquest seem like an appealing answer, to what problems.
16:13 mircea_popescu yes well, no mafia understanding stands forever.
16:13 decimation certainly no one is selling allodial rights to anything these days
16:13 mircea_popescu this happens to be a great thing, it's why mafias are better administrators than constitutions.
16:14 mircea_popescu "At what point will the Russian government decide that Washington’s mendacity, and that of its European puppets and corrupt Western media, render hopeless Russia’s efforts to resolve the situation with diplomacy and unprovocative behavior? "
16:14 mircea_popescu ahahaha herpy-derp.
16:14 mircea_popescu dude, seriously. the propaganda war is a propaganda war.
16:14 mircea_popescu this is like asking "how long will a chess player tolerate the other's crafty artfulness"
16:14 mircea_popescu duh. forever ?
16:15 asciilifeform lol
16:15 mircea_popescu it is the curse of the contemporary postmodern world that most jobs are done by amateurs.
16:15 asciilifeform i'm not even convinced that the ceremony where ua voted for 'independence' happened as advertised.
16:15 mircea_popescu these fuckwits couldn't qualify for a driver job for the classic propaganda spinners of a century ago
16:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform join the crowd that has similar doubts about you know... bush's election.
16:16 mircea_popescu so what of it ?
16:16 decimation it is interesting how russian propaganda took a noticeable right-wing turn sometime around 5 years ago
16:16 asciilifeform ah nothing in particular
16:16 mircea_popescu who's about to invade the us on account of you know, it botching the bush election ?
16:16 mircea_popescu and conversely, once i'm about to invade the us, you can bet your sweet ass it will be to rectify ancient evils
16:16 asciilifeform just that derpers going about 'vox populi, vox dei' are tiresome.
16:16 mircea_popescu such as that, or whatever you may feel like.
16:16 decimation someone in the russian intel service decided that the 'useful idiots' on the left weren't so useful anymore
16:16 mircea_popescu decimation no, it's the direct effect of capitalism.
16:17 mircea_popescu people once allowed free markets turn their ideas against the us idiocy.
16:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4200 @ 0.00060233 = 2.5298 BTC [-]
16:17 decimation because they always choose the alternative right?
16:17 mircea_popescu which is why free markets are so important, and why "regulated" us-style so pernicious.
16:17 mircea_popescu not just that, tho prolly a large part.
16:18 mircea_popescu but also you know, many things that constitute th "reasonable" for they locked up into a tower / locked up into a 12yo body / locked away in that early phase of sleep melt away as ridiculous once the full mind is awake
16:18 decimation this is true
16:19 mircea_popescu i mean i clearly recall ths experience where i was falling asleep, and my through process in the remainder part of the brain was "oh my god what if i don't know how to open the door anymore"
16:19 mircea_popescu literally, that.
16:19 mircea_popescu had a good lol when i woke up.
16:19 * asciilifeform experiences this regularly.
16:19 mircea_popescu now- this is exactly the thought process of your run of the mill us citizen, or otherwise socialist derp.
16:19 mircea_popescu "must has the state for i can't open the fucking door"
16:19 * asciilifeform chalks it up to REM paralysis
16:20 mircea_popescu but once some experience with doors is gained... well... lol. ok nm, moving on to saner approaches.
16:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah it's prolly quite related.
16:21 mircea_popescu this is the life of the "theoretician", ie, the guy living in an artificial environment surviving on "grants", and of the child (the prototype of all contemporary scientists - he writes grant applications for to study the new xbox)
16:21 decimation mircea_popescu: there's a good story about that in the podcast link I put up yesterday: "But even without Russ's lectures, people began to recognize the potential for the Tragedy of the Commons. And quite quickly formed Cattlemans' Associations--the kind of thing that Elinor Ostrom would, you know, love to talk about; and I've talked about it with her. Russ: These are voluntary restrictions on the use of resources, not government,
16:21 decimation right? Guest: Government wasn't even a--close to Montana at the time these were formed, these were people saying, 'Gee, our cattle are mixing with one another and are breeding and maybe we don't want that. And if you put all your cattle where I put mine, there will be a tragedy of the commons.' "
16:22 decimation ranchers in ungoverned lands just got together and figured out how to solve the problem of overgrazing/herd mixing, without any state involved
16:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.0006059 = 7.4526 BTC [+]
16:23 mircea_popescu the key ingredient ?
16:23 mircea_popescu armed ranchers. armed ranchers who weren'tfrom the ozarks, but had heard of the ozarks.
16:24 jurov actually, does anyone knows how hunters and gatherers stumbled upon this horrid idea of having a state?
16:24 asciilifeform jurov: j.c.scott. 'the art of not being governed.'
16:24 mircea_popescu jurov yes. it goes like this : if me and my friends meet you and your friends, we'll want to fight.
16:24 decimation yeah they had a pretty close approximation to 'allodial rule'
16:24 asciilifeform ^ sweeping masterwork on the subject
16:24 jurov if the former arrangement is superior, why does the history repeat?
16:24 mircea_popescu if i have more friends than you, you're fucked, even if you may be better than me.
16:24 mircea_popescu and so there it goes.
16:25 asciilifeform see also:
16:25 asciilifeform !s you and the atomic bomb
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16:27 jurov so... you're all dreaming of stuff that works only in sparsely populated land?
16:28 mircea_popescu jurov no, it works fine just as long as one has the upper hand.
16:29 mircea_popescu and until such a time, one breaks the hands of the opposition and beats it over the head with them until rendered.
16:29 jurov again, that works best on sparsely populated land
16:30 mircea_popescu if "best" is defined specifically so as to favour that, sure.
16:30 mircea_popescu if not, inamushc as it's the only thing that works, it works best anytime anywhere.
16:31 decimation jurov: certainly a few hundred years ago the major population centers of europe were ruled in a 'non-populist' way
16:31 decimation I blame the french.
16:32 jurov decimation dunno, in latin hungary there was always a struggle between a king and nobility
16:32 jurov king had to be quite a populist
16:32 mircea_popescu but nobility did not.
16:33 mircea_popescu there's never going to be a solution for "all people", mind. what's at stake is for the solution to exist for the *right* people.
16:33 decimation jurov: and I suspect that the solution was not to give every breathing biped a nanoslice of power
16:34 mircea_popescu and gauleiters, or for that matter bureaucrats of any persuasion, can never be the right people.
16:34 jurov decimation but they do have nanoslice of power regardless
16:35 jurov if they decide
16:35 jurov to use it
16:35 decimation jurov: that's true, they can always riot/subvert, etc, which ultimately puts a lid on the king's/noble's power
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16:36 decimation but this usually doesn't end well for anyone ie Napoleon
16:36 xmj hmmm
16:36 decimation or Caesar (Julius) for that matter
16:36 xmj if you guys want exposure to some fun,
16:36 mircea_popescu these are both bad examples.
16:36 xmj look into "Aristocratic Egalitarianism"
16:36 mircea_popescu you're thinking sylla
16:36 xmj and Propertarianism.
16:36 xmj you might like it.
16:38 decimation yeah sylla pretty much put an end to the 'old republic
16:38 mircea_popescu decimation but importantly, on the sort of populist grounds contemplated here,
16:38 mircea_popescu or else the grachi
16:38 mircea_popescu caesar is not much for an example. similarly napoleon, minus his pr, was not jacobin at all.
16:39 decimation no, but my point is that destroying the structure of power typically empowers some megalomaniac to step in and fix things
16:40 decimation of course one could also argue that the reason the french/roman aristocracy fell is because they sucked and had it coming
16:41 asciilifeform the chinese, with their 'mandate of heaven' - get it.
16:44 decimation asciilifeform: but that's effectively a capitulation to the idea that the permanent state is a necessity when humans live 'at scale'
16:44 asciilifeform 'mandate of heaven' ?
16:44 decimation someone needs to be mandated right?
16:44 asciilifeform usually discussed in terms of losing it.
16:45 asciilifeform that is, if king is overthrown, clearly he was unfit.
16:45 Apocalyptic how so ?
16:45 decimation right but then the next king takes over (usually with a different style), not an outbreak of anarchy-capitalism or whatever
16:46 asciilifeform can be extended to 'if you end up sucking kingly cock, clearly you were unfit to maintain your anarchowhatever pastoral reservation.'
16:46 decimation heh, as the jews say, if you take the king's shekels you take the king's shackles
16:47 asciilifeform not a political statement, really a physical 'captain obvious.' -- 'if you went splat, clearly your parachute was inadequate.'
16:49 jurov xmj from propertarianism.com "Flourishing requires that we suppress free riding in all its forms." << who decides about free riding and who's gonna supress it?
16:50 xmj they have that elaborated there too
16:50 asciilifeform jurov: gotta love the american 'anarcho-something-alists' who prattle on about 'rights' and a grandiose 'we' who 'shall do' things.
16:51 asciilifeform jurov: i like to tell them, 'come back when you've invented a pocket neutron bomb that can be made from sticks and grass. until then, enjoy the state (tm) .'
16:52 decimation asciilifeform: agreed. to me, rule under a wise king/baron/whatever is much more likely to approach their 'libertarian' ideals than statelessness
16:52 jurov it seems to me as some kkind of ultracalvinism... without religious adherence to these principles whole thing falls apart
16:54 asciilifeform jurov: back when the 'rights' folks believed in god, they at least had a sound psychiatric reason for pretending to have the pocket neutron bomb without actually having it
16:54 asciilifeform 'respect my rights (tm) or god will zap'
16:54 asciilifeform but today, 'respect my rights because i have rights'
16:56 chetty religion does have purpose
16:56 asciilifeform sometimes it's a 'respect my rights!11! or usg will set your house on fire.'
16:57 xmj jurov: well it shouldn't
16:57 decimation asciilifeform: as a Christian I find these 'godless anarcho-whatevers' to be amusing because they want to make usg into their god
16:57 xmj jurov: ideally we'll come up with a set of self-perpetuating institutions.
16:57 asciilifeform this generally works if opponent lives in a house usg has a habit, or otherwise might like, to set on fire - and could use pretext.
16:58 asciilifeform (why usg needs pretext? has own internal rituals.)
16:58 chetty people seem to need religion, they drop one, they invent another, by a different name ..greenies for instance
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17:01 decimation think what you will about Jaweh, but don't say he didn't warn people what was going to happen: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Samuel+8%3A10-20&version=KJV
17:01 assbot 1 Samuel 8:10-20 KJV - And Samuel told all the words of the - Bible Gateway
17:02 asciilifeform it is particularly entertaining, at least in limited dose, to read people whine about usg - the same people in whose heads it lives, of whom it is made in fact.
17:03 xmj ^
17:03 decimation asciilifeform: which is pretty much every adult who lives within 30 miles of you :)
17:03 xmj decimation: 300 miles, too
17:03 chetty kinda waste of effort to hate an idea
17:03 xmj even 500miles, if you'd walk that far
17:03 asciilifeform the presumption of a totalitarian 'we' - that will 'fix things' once 'take control' - jumps straight out of the page.
17:04 asciilifeform xmj: complicated. imagine you happened to live near a fission reactor.
17:04 decimation I suspect it's particularly obvious to anyone who lived in the ussr
17:04 chetty the 'we' seems to be a bunch of very annoying bureaucrats
17:04 asciilifeform xmj: suppose you are, e.g, an amish, and haven't much use for electric mains personally
17:04 asciilifeform xmj: what kind of fate do you wish for the reactor
17:05 asciilifeform first thing you might like is to move - far away
17:05 asciilifeform but what if for some reason you haven't been able to do this.
17:05 chetty better move fast, the fences are going up
17:06 asciilifeform chetty: the best fences - invisible. and have been 'up' for very long time.
17:06 chetty yeah but lately they been adding some not so invisible barbed wire
17:06 decimation asciilifeform: perhaps if you can't move away from the reactor, your next 'defense' is to understand how it works so that you can predict 'danger'
17:07 asciilifeform what good it does you to 'predict danger' if you can't pick up & go?
17:07 asciilifeform (if you could - why would you wait until it pops)
17:08 chetty asciilifeform, easy answer, the couch tv and potato chips are there
17:08 asciilifeform -- couch tv and potato chips are there << or the chalkboard and cyclotron.
17:09 decimation asciilifeform: in other words, invent an alternative reactor that doesn't suck?
17:09 chetty well at least thats a respectable excuse
17:09 asciilifeform this is why the death of ussr is a global calamity - even folks like jurov and mircea_popescu, who saw the underside of the colonial boot, might see the argument as to how
17:10 asciilifeform no pepsi-chalkboard, no pepsi-cyclotron to the moribund 'coke.'
17:10 decimation asciilifeform: indeed, and this is why you are making 'cardano' within a 30 minute drive of fort meade :)
17:10 chetty yeah at least 2 lions can argue over the carcass and leave the mice alone. One lion gets greedy
17:11 jurov ussr was definite exercise in proving eugenics futile... dunno how it could have not fallen
17:11 xmj huh?
17:11 asciilifeform decimation: world's laziest bureaucrats. perhaps they're out of duffel bags and garotte wire.
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17:12 asciilifeform decimation: that - or they're long under the control of soviet saboteurs like 'stirrup finder'
17:13 xmj asciilifeform: you're talking about the old dichotomy. exit or voice.
17:13 decimation asciilifeform: I doubt that there is anyone in usg that is empowered to use garotte wire within the us
17:13 xmj asciilifeform: ribbonfarm.com had a good article on that one
17:13 xmj http://www.ribbonfarm.com/2014/09/03/how-to-fall-off-the-wagon/
17:13 assbot How to Fall Off the Wagon
17:13 xmj about who's likely to use which way of changing things.
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17:14 decimation whatever one says about nsa, it's clear that the 'we protect computers & networks' section hasn't been doing much for the past 30 years
17:14 decimation even by usg standards
17:14 asciilifeform arsebot dead ?
17:17 chetty decimation, sure they do stuff, just like the irs, they surf for porn
17:17 asciilifeform doubt that there is anyone in usg that is empowered to use garotte << apparently they prefer limpet mines on auto and plane fuel tanks. perhaps they're also short on these ?
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17:35 * asciilifeform was fond of nixon for so long as knew the story about him - because there must have been something fundamentally good about the man if his fellow leeches threw him under the bus.
17:38 decimation asciilifeform: that was the point of the blog: http://28sherman.blogspot.com/2014/08/unified-theory-on-watergate.html << "Despite Nixon's capture of the presidency, he learned where real power lay. In Haldeman's "Ends of Power", he writes ...by 1971 Nixon had realized he was virtually powerless to deal with the bureaucracy in every department of thegovernment... Civil servants, almost all liberal Democrats, would thumb their noses at
17:38 assbot 28 Sherman: Unified Theory on Watergate
17:38 decimation him. Washington insiders all acknowledge that the man who is still King in Washington has been dead for 32 years. Franklin D. Roosevelt's legacy lives on."
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18:49 ben_vulpes http://www.dailydot.com/news/volcano-mt-tavurvur-eruption-footage/
18:49 assbot Stunned tourists capture incredible volcanic eruption
18:53 mircea_popescu xmj: they have that elaborated there too <<, they being a lone guy who flatters himself that he's going to "continue" things he scarcely understands, from a purely theoretical perspective. because this works now, and the ample supply of tims and culwicks is somehow not self-defeating.
18:53 kakobrekla TheNewDeal you can do that yourself.
18:53 mircea_popescu or for that matter self-deafening
18:54 xmj thank god there's a lone guy judging another lone guy.
18:55 mircea_popescu nice, but relativism doth not work merely because it would be convenient for it to.
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18:55 mircea_popescu wd.
18:56 kakobrekla i didnt get shit :(
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18:57 mircea_popescu decimation samuel was in all likeliness a pre biblical wiseguy. so technically jahweh just copy-pasted.
18:57 Duffer1 looks like everyone they sent to is in WoT, but i don't see some of the bigger names from this chan
18:58 mircea_popescu chetty: well at least thats a respectable excuse << every excuse is respectable to the one guy whose respect matters you know.
19:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: this is why the death of ussr is a global calamity - even folks like jurov and mircea_popescu, who saw the underside of the colonial boot, might see the argument as to how << i certainly do not see such.
19:01 mircea_popescu it was a very enjoyable experience to piss in the chalice in byzantium, looking forward to pissing i nthe chalice in rome.
19:01 jurov stan apparently thinks ussr kept tejh us in check. now they're gone, usg destroys everything
19:02 mircea_popescu jurov: ussr was definite exercise in proving eugenics futile... dunno how it could have not fallen << tell more ?
19:03 mircea_popescu jurov well they kept the us mentally in check, so to speak. they're muppets in the fields of kansas, the best they can do is "we're better than x", very limited meanness. once no more x, there isn't a good reason not to patriot act all over the bed. i suppose that's the strongest reading of that.
19:03 jurov dunno, i just think the ussr eugenics program was overdone
19:03 mircea_popescu i didn't think they had one. how did it go ?
19:04 mircea_popescu xmj: asciilifeform: you're talking about the old dichotomy. exit or voice. << how the fuck are the 70s old!
19:05 jurov what else to call their management of the population?
19:06 mircea_popescu i dunno, i don't think it's a settled matter
19:06 xmj ?
19:06 xmj exit or voice has been around forever.
19:06 mircea_popescu which is why i'm kinda curious of what you mean, cuz it doesn't seem much represented.
19:06 mircea_popescu xmj it's hirschman's idea, and it has been around since forever in the sense of the 70s.
19:06 xmj that doesn't matter
19:07 mircea_popescu right.
19:07 xmj he may have been the one to put a name on it, the idea behind it has existed for millennia
19:07 xmj ^ what i mean
19:07 mircea_popescu a dubious assertion, but lettuce let it lay.
19:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6000 @ 0.00079684 = 4.781 BTC [+]
19:09 mircea_popescu whoa back to 8
19:10 mircea_popescu dude the volatility in this thing
19:13 ben_vulpes ;;ticker
19:13 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 479.01, Best ask: 479.09, Bid-ask spread: 0.08000, Last trade: 479.1, 24 hour volume: 2198.42967875, 24 hour low: 477.25, 24 hour high: 483.0, 24 hour vwap: 480.399542153
19:16 mircea_popescu "The 40th anniversary of President Richard Nixon's resignation just passed. The myths around the Watergate scandal are many and deep. Like all bits of American history, there is the official version and the truth. We will never know the truth, but the official version looks shakier with each year. The reason for pushing him out looks quaint as our elected and unelected elite commit far more heinous acts and far greater
19:16 mircea_popescu abuses of power. Members of his team bugged an office? Heh, how simple. Bug the world like Bush-Obama. I have always been intrigued by Nixon's rise, fall and return like a rock star set to politics, and this is my current take on a unified theory of Watergate."
19:17 mircea_popescu this is such nonsense. let's write it about ted bundy now.
19:20 mircea_popescu "The 40th anniversary of Ted Bundy's conviction just passed. The myths (not really, but we can call things anything, right?) around the crimes and their prosecution are many and deep (no reference required here). Like all bits of American (spurious, this is true of all history, but hey, gotta pander to the reader's "sentiment") history, there is the official version and the truth. We will never know the truth (delibera
19:20 mircea_popescu tely so), but the official version looks shakier with each year (by simple working of the poor quality of this kind of idiot's memory). The reason for pushing him out looks quaint as that guy in Belgium kept a girl in a basement or whatever, and that's how things work now, by comparison and recourse to derpmemory. Because we're living in fucking post-literate society among barbarians. Here is my very important fanon on
19:20 mircea_popescu the topic please read it and care because I have nothing else."
19:29 BingoBoingo %t
19:29 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 205 Ask: 221 Last Price: 221 24h-Vol: 9k High: 221 Low: 221 VWAP: 221
19:30 BingoBoingo %v
19:30 atcbot [X-BT VWAP] Bid: 205 Ask: 221 Last Price: 221 30d-Vol: 1.56M 30d-High: 250 30d-Low: 170 30d-VWAP: 195
19:33 mircea_popescu !up BlueMeanie4
19:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28750 @ 0.00079702 = 22.9143 BTC [+] {2}
19:40 BingoBoingo !t m s.mpoe
19:40 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00059659 / 0.00062126 / 0.00079764 (859525 shares, 533.99 BTC), 7D: 0.00059659 / 0.00075371 / 0.00086027 (3582668 shares, 2,700.31 BTC), 30D: 0.00059659 / 0.00073704 / 0.00088145 (16887234 shares, 12,446.73 BTC)
19:42 BingoBoingo !up vos_vos
19:42 BingoBoingo Hello vos_vos
19:42 vos_vos hi
19:45 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/guba1a/status/508685213342662656/photo/1
19:45 assbot Gibraltar XI's occupations today against Poland... http://t.co/xevwyPvHvZ
19:45 Bet placed: 1.75 BTC for No on "Euro sinks against USD" http://bitbet.us/bet/1041/ Odds: 1(Y):99(N) by coin, 1(Y):99(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.85 BTC. Current weight: 99,843.
19:47 mircea_popescu kakobrekla ^ :D
19:50 kakobrekla 3 months is kinda short aint it
19:50 mircea_popescu the skirt is kinda short an' the stockings kinda red, but it'll have to do
19:54 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
19:54 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 476.53, Best ask: 477.37, Bid-ask spread: 0.84000, Last trade: 477.4, 24 hour volume: 2853.01037943, 24 hour low: 474.95, 24 hour high: 483.0, 24 hour vwap: 479.288412986
19:54 ThickAsThieves now mpoe goes up, my theory is crap
19:54 ThickAsThieves bot owner is trolling me
19:55 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: Maybe USG got an MPEx account just to fuck with you?
19:56 mircea_popescu or maybe a battle's been raging for a few weeks
19:57 BingoBoingo Eh, this MPOE volatility has been happening for what? since it broke 100000 satoshis?
19:57 BingoBoingo It's just faster now
19:57 ThickAsThieves since it broke 7 i think
19:58 mircea_popescu something like that
19:59 BingoBoingo For all we know the USG might take a break from shorting BTC and send the Euro under the dollar tomorrow by telling Germany it lost their gold.
20:00 BingoBoingo For that announcement I imagine Obama wearning Mr. T's gold chains
20:01 ThickAsThieves GS has that under control
20:02 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo amusingly that'd prolly strengthen the euro
20:02 ThickAsThieves they gave a roadmap for EURUSD parity, and now it's happening
20:03 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Not at first. First it strengthens the Dinar, or whatever the fuck ISIS uses. Probably fucking Dogecoin.
20:03 ThickAsThieves which i guess means they wanna buy EUR?
20:03 BingoBoingo ISIS would use fucking Dogecoin.
20:03 ThickAsThieves or maybe they just wanna vacation in EUR more
20:04 BingoBoingo https://duckduckgo.com/?q=how+to+smuggle+dollars&t=canonical
20:04 assbot how to smuggle dollars at DuckDuckGo
20:06 BingoBoingo First result: https://www.ice.gov/bulk-cash-smuggling-center/faq/
20:07 artifexd TIL my wife is guilty of "bulk cash smuggling". I wonder if there is a reward.
20:12 mircea_popescu How common is bulk cash smuggling?
20:12 mircea_popescu Every year, hundreds of people try to smuggle more than $10,000 across U.S. borders in order to avoid reporting requirements. In fiscal year 2013 alone, ICE HSI special agents arrested over 520 individuals who were attempting to smuggle currency and seized more than $59 million in bulk currency or monetary instruments.
20:12 mircea_popescu ;;calc 59*10**6 / 520
20:12 gribble 113461.538462
20:12 mircea_popescu this seems shockingly ineffectual.
20:15 cazalla mircea_popescu, http://www.bitcoinprivilege.com/cazalla_forum_posts.html past weeks posts
20:15 assbot Forum Posts
20:15 mircea_popescu danke.
20:15 BingoBoingo I'm pretty sure this is why the ruskies used stamps
20:15 mircea_popescu i mean... "bitcoin, 100x larger than all the ice results in 2013" ?
20:15 mircea_popescu "How does bulk cash smuggling affect our country?
20:15 mircea_popescu Bulk cash smuggling damages our economy by removing billions of dollars from the commerce of the United States. "
20:16 mircea_popescu ahem. 59 mn != billions.
20:16 mircea_popescu they must be thinking of the billion and a half in bills the contractors took over to the taliban in iraq ?
20:17 BingoBoingo Mebbe
20:18 BingoBoingo I wonder if there is a dollar bill version of fast and furious, where Instead of ATF and guns the treasury just dumped a bunch of money on the cartels
20:19 mircea_popescu yeah, actually.
20:19 kakobrekla or the success rate is lower than 5.9%
20:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.18141999 = 0.9071 BTC [+] {4}
20:24 BingoBoingo http://edition.cnn.com/2014/09/06/world/americas/9-year-old-joyrides-in-city-bus/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
20:24 assbot Boy, 9, goes joy riding in city bus, police say - CNN.com
20:25 mircea_popescu kakobrekla how would they know ?
20:26 kakobrekla not the scope of this discussion!
20:27 mircea_popescu decimation btw, here's a curio : while darwin published in 1956, there's a little book of anon fiction published in 1844, "Vestiges of the Natural History of Creation"
20:27 mircea_popescu pretty much the same fare.
20:28 BingoBoingo I've always assumed the metallic ink on higher denomination US bills was to create X-ray shadows
20:29 mircea_popescu lol kako arguing liek an ancient lawyer nao :D
20:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00080211 = 5.6148 BTC [+]
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20:49 cazalla !s peernova
20:49 assbot 0 results for 'peernova' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=peernova
20:49 cazalla "Digital CC Limited (trading as digitalBTC)(ASX: DCC) (the Company or digitalBTC) is pleased to announce it has leased ~11% of its first generation mining capacity to PeerNova Inc., for an upfront payment of US$460,000."
20:49 cazalla first time i've heard of this peernova mob
20:50 mircea_popescu "digital cc limited" is not exactly famous either.
20:50 cazalla i only follow it because they're au based
20:51 mircea_popescu im pretty sure that logo we've lolled at beofre tho
20:51 cazalla peernova or digital btc?
20:52 cazalla or both
20:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 750 @ 0.00080131 = 0.601 BTC [-]
20:53 mircea_popescu http://peernova.com/product/petaone-rack/ << so wait... these people both make miners and pay 450k to rent miners ?
20:53 assbot PetaOne Rack – PeerNova
20:53 mircea_popescu this is starting to sound a whole lot like usagi on steroids.
20:54 mircea_popescu "BitVest Digital Mining Corp. selected PeerNova as its strategic hardware supplier after an extensive review process. PeerNova's PetaOne(TM) enterprise class bitcoin mining systems offer the best combination of power, efficiency and cost for BitVest's planned large scale deployment."
20:54 mircea_popescu da fuck lol. what's "bitvest"
20:55 mircea_popescu http://www.bitvest.co/ << extensive review process people.
20:55 assbot bitvest.co | Cryptocurrency Investments Strategies Made Simple
20:55 cazalla not heard of that one either
20:55 mircea_popescu domain Registered OnDecember 09, 2013
20:56 mircea_popescu "PeerNova is leading the innovation in peer to peer applications and platforms for the digital currency and e-commerce markets. Our expertise is in building and deploying world class, high performance hardware and software solutions at the lowest OpEx and CapEx."
20:56 cazalla To schedule a cryptocurrency investment consultation, please email us at info@bitvest.co - sounds good
20:56 mircea_popescu meanwhile domain was born this april.
20:56 mircea_popescu listen cazalla i would say at this point you've found an internet scamring.
20:57 danielpbarron mircea_popescu, no report this week
20:57 cazalla well, the guy behind digital BTC got done here by the ACCC for mobile games, ringtones a few years back
20:58 mircea_popescu "DigitalBTC has technically been listed on the ASX since its ‘reverse takeover’ and transformation of Macro Energy Limited back in March, but has pursued the extra legitimacy of its own listing since then, which required approval."
20:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10508 @ 0.00080107 = 8.4176 BTC [-] {2}
20:58 mircea_popescu this being the halmark of penny stock fraud, the reverse takeover.
20:58 mircea_popescu cazalla "got done" ?
20:59 cazalla fined
20:59 cazalla slap on the wrist type stuff from memory
21:00 cazalla ;;ud got done
21:00 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=got%20done | 1: "Daves got done for stopping on a red route" 2: "I got done for that saxo, it cost me £3000" 3: "She got done by steve after the club". by oracle March 12, 2004.
21:00 mircea_popescu it looks quite scummy on the face, but i personally can';t be arsed to look into it. if you had a blog and the inclination to research you could prolly publish a decent article
21:01 cazalla i might just do that
21:02 mircea_popescu there's absolutely no way someone who supposedly makes 1ph cabinets also wants to rent mining power.
21:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00079389 = 2.1038 BTC [-]
21:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16868 @ 0.00079232 = 13.3649 BTC [-]
21:11 mircea_popescu !up B007
21:15 thestringpuller not sure if bond reference or leet speak...
21:19 mircea_popescu i upped on the bond theory.
21:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9552 @ 0.0007793 = 7.4439 BTC [-]
21:24 B007 bond rederence
21:26 mircea_popescu lol hi.
21:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i just passed along your most recent naggum link to a group of ro kids to great benefit. you've contributed to the "propasirea culturala a neamului"
21:28 B007 hi
21:29 B007 I trolled here some months ago
21:29 mircea_popescu was it fun ?
21:29 B007 also I predicted mc 1000 btc bet :D
21:29 B007 yes
21:30 mircea_popescu mc what ?
21:33 B007 08-03-2014 02:09:00 <B007> mircea_popescu: you should bet 1000 on something on your site
21:33 B007 8 days before you did
21:33 mircea_popescu o.O
21:33 mircea_popescu wd lol
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21:53 mircea_popescu RagnarDanneskjol you wanna talk to a bunch of kinda derpy ro kids with some linux sysadmin experience ?
21:57 RagnarDanneskjol oh yea. I can deal with mild derpidity. shoot em my way
21:57 RagnarDanneskjol or should I reach out to them
21:58 mircea_popescu join #rogentos-dezvoltare
21:58 mircea_popescu ill intro.
21:59 RagnarDanneskjol ok many tanks
21:59 kakobrekla no planes?
22:01 mircea_popescu planes ?
22:02 kakobrekla boring with tanks only.
22:02 mircea_popescu ol
22:07 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: naggum link << which ?
22:22 TheNewDeal ;;nethash
22:22 gribble 222050773.13
22:29 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> incidentally, it is shocking, outrageous but also very amusing to see just how copy-pasted the final days us is from the peak of romania. it's almost as if instead of the romanian idiots copying teh superior us businessmen, the reverse happened. << i'd love to hear more about this
22:30 kakobrekla !s n6
22:30 assbot 15 results for 'n6' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=n6
22:30 n6 creepy
22:30 kakobrekla seemed like a new face
22:33 ben_vulpes ;;seen mike_c
22:33 gribble mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 5 hours, 3 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <mike_c> the previous boss of argentina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyoTwDfXZ6c
22:33 mike_c hey
22:34 asciilifeform http://imgur.com/a/ubbE6
22:34 assbot Fun and Joy in Washington, D.C. - Imgur
22:34 asciilifeform ^ today.
22:38 kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-09-2014#821347
22:38 assbot Logged on 07-09-2014 04:06:06; asciilifeform: http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=LQKkpS3b
22:38 kakobrekla strange, this predates it: http://dpaste.com/108JWBZ.txt
22:38 asciilifeform that one - not mine
22:38 kakobrekla mine
22:39 asciilifeform aha.
22:39 asciilifeform lots of effort for a fellow who 'doesn't care.'
22:39 kakobrekla yup
22:43 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i certainly do not see such... piss in the chalice in byzantium... pissing i nthe chalice in rome << some of us might like a place to defect to (specifically defect, rather than gulag-break and run into taiga)
22:44 asciilifeform kakobrekla: strange << what's surprising? poor sod carries on and on, like broken record
22:45 kakobrekla strange? the follow up on the led and audio after not caring.
22:45 kakobrekla as you already pointed out.
22:45 asciilifeform he'll 'not care' to anybody who listens.
22:45 kakobrekla lol
22:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the one about the matrix flippin;'.
22:56 asciilifeform ahaha
22:56 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes yeah but so far not so sure how to organise it.
22:57 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know, the defectors weren't all that happy generally.
22:57 ben_vulpes what inspired the comment in the first place?
22:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: yes - who doesn't know this.
22:58 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes the thiel-buterin thing.
22:58 asciilifeform i for one would still take it over alternative.
23:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.00076791 = 1.7278 BTC [-]
23:10 mircea_popescu http://overlays.gentoo.org/
23:10 mircea_popescu what the fuck did they do now.
23:10 mircea_popescu these people. gentoo - each day a surprise.
23:11 * asciilifeform in his 10th year of gentoo now.
23:11 mircea_popescu so what happened ot the overlays list ?
23:11 asciilifeform wake up, diametric. him - too, i think.
23:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: probably cut wire. or caught fire.
23:12 mircea_popescu aha. i thought website reorg
23:13 asciilifeform http://gpo.zugaina.org/Overlays << mirror
23:13 assbot Gentoo Portage Overlays - Overlays
23:13 mircea_popescu aty
23:13 justusranvier Gentoo makes me sad sometimes.
23:13 * asciilifeform did not know mircea_popescu is aficionado of gentoo
23:14 justusranvier Sucks in many way, yet I can no longer use traditional binary distros, and don't have time to go back to Linux From Scratch
23:14 mircea_popescu i diddle them all and love none asciilifeform
23:14 asciilifeform !up diametric
23:14 diametric i used to be a gentoo developer.
23:14 diametric it went downhill after daniel robbins left to go to microsoft.
23:15 mircea_popescu justusranvier actually some of the better pakcages compile clean and fast now
23:15 mircea_popescu s/package/distro/
23:15 diametric people started making really bad decisions, specifically by making massive changes to portage that would break systems.
23:15 justusranvier mircea_popescu: Yeah, I actually don't have many compilation/dependency problems any more, but it's not progressing very much as a distribution
23:16 asciilifeform diametric: massive changes to portage that would break systems << aye.
23:16 * asciilifeform wishes there was an alternative to gentoo, does not know of one
23:16 diametric the closest i've come is archlinux.
23:16 * asciilifeform still has not forgiven the x11 to xorg clusterfuck
23:16 Apocalyptic ^
23:16 justusranvier I wanted them to cater more to developers, and make it even easier to dogfood your own packages
23:16 Apocalyptic diametric, was about to say that
23:17 diametric the AUR system provides PKGBUILD files were are similar to ebuilds.
23:17 asciilifeform archlinux << not source-based !
23:17 justusranvier I want Gentoo to ditch source tarballs entirely in favor of Git. It should be easy for a user to patch the source code of any package they run and have Portage handle merging changes from upstream
23:17 asciilifeform has 'ports system' but as afterthought
23:17 mircea_popescu what i don't like is the poor crypto use.
23:18 mircea_popescu take asciilifeform's "mirror". well, is it a mirror or a mitmor ? how do i know ?
23:18 asciilifeform who, outside of openbsd, has good crypto-discipline ?
23:18 mircea_popescu and even there...
23:18 mircea_popescu so, yeah.
23:18 * asciilifeform verifies sigs by hand for critical items, grumbles
23:18 justusranvier There should be no portage overlays
23:19 justusranvier Your Portage tree should be in Git. If you want KDE packages in your Portage tree, then add the KDE team's repo and merge their branch into yours
23:19 mircea_popescu justusranvier and what else, a fixed point so you can overturn teh earth ?
23:19 asciilifeform distro without crypto-discipline entirely - should be assumed to be encrusted with teledildonic strange, like a japanese public toilet.
23:19 justusranvier mircea_popescu: That too
23:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so how many peeps are running "linux because it's safe and gentoo because it's so and so" except they got it off drevil.repo
23:21 asciilifeform probably quite a few.
23:23 mircea_popescu https://ceata.org/ << for the lulz.
23:23 assbot Fundaia Ceata — Ceata elibereaz artele i tehnologiile actuale
23:23 mircea_popescu Richard Stallman la Cluj, în turul echipelor locale ale Fundației Ceata
23:23 mircea_popescu Richard Stallman la Vâlcea, în turul echipelor locale ale Fundației Ceata
23:23 mircea_popescu Richard Stallman la Chișinău, în turul echipelor locale ale Fundației Ceata
23:23 thestringpuller !l m s.mpoe
23:23 assbot Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00076791 BTC [-]
23:23 thestringpuller dat m-po po
23:23 mircea_popescu etc. richard stallman @booth 4, rinkiding central.
23:24 asciilifeform did he carry out his traditional routine of attempting to speak local language ?
23:26 mircea_popescu i have nfi.
23:28 punkman https://btc-e.com/exchange/btc_eur
23:28 punkman check that out
23:32 mircea_popescu no fucking wai it closed
23:32 mircea_popescu punkman ok, what ?
23:32 TheNewDeal wtf was going on there
23:33 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, some btc were sold for 3200 EUR each
23:33 TheNewDeal low 360 high 3200 eur?
23:33 mircea_popescu oh. hm.
23:34 mircea_popescu Volume: 1788 BTC / 942115 EUR
23:34 mircea_popescu ;;calc 942115/1788
23:34 gribble 526.909955257
23:34 mircea_popescu o.O
23:34 mircea_popescu anyway, this is all for me. see you all on the other side.
23:36 TheNewDeal still trading at 420 euro
23:36 TheNewDeal amazing
23:36 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
23:48 ben_vulpes ;;ticker
23:48 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 470.33, Best ask: 470.99, Bid-ask spread: 0.66000, Last trade: 471.0, 24 hour volume: 4719.96182203, 24 hour low: 466.0, 24 hour high: 483.0, 24 hour vwap: 475.57628363
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