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00:02 mircea_popescu the20year3 so if the claim is that rent is trading under book, why not buy back shares ? and moreover, is the book value reported anywhere in any sense ?
00:04 mircea_popescu xdotcomm_: benkay: how come exchanges /etc are not using this https://gpgauth.org/ << because why would anyone sane give their keys away to some website ? might as well ask why no serious bloggers are ujsing disqus.
00:05 xdotcomm_ mircea_popescu: i thought it was comporable to irc-bot
00:05 mircea_popescu the20year3 this "enough of our shareholders complain" tack is bollocks. i complain, and i'll have your head for it, plain and simple.
00:06 kakobrekla nice job outspamming assbot (see below charts) http://stats.bitcoin-assets.com
00:06 kakobrekla lets see who gets tired first
00:06 mircea_popescu xdotcomm_ how can it be comparable tho ? i mean... gribble actually ads functionality.
00:06 mircea_popescu separating a website in two websites doesn't really.
00:07 kakobrekla ah i forgot to mention MP re outspamming
00:07 mircea_popescu cazalla that's actually an excellent q, hope you get some answer.
00:07 mircea_popescu kakobrekla waitwut ?
00:07 kakobrekla yeah.
00:08 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: That's about the sentiment I've been coming to have about my plot coupons.
00:08 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo thought you'd appreciate that.
00:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59 BTC [-]
00:09 kakobrekla you have beaten assbot per last 7 days and per last 30 days mirea.
00:09 mircea_popescu deadweasel: why would anybody consult the public? << maybe the public is topless and looks good on its back ?
00:09 kakobrekla mircea.
00:09 mircea_popescu kakobrekla haha! do a 2013 one ?
00:09 kakobrekla goddamn kebroad.
00:09 mircea_popescu lmao que broad!
00:09 kakobrekla maybe, now its rolling 12 months
00:10 kakobrekla i dont have that much history or smth
00:11 mircea_popescu o yeah, got started in april huh
00:11 kakobrekla im getting outtyped
00:12 kakobrekla number 5 on 12 month, number 9 on 30 days and 24 on weekly
00:12 mircea_popescu kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-03-2014#587452 he managed to put an empty string in
00:12 kakobrekla that bastard
00:13 kakobrekla mircea_popescu but it was an empty line
00:13 BingoBoingo Is this still an issue...
00:13 mircea_popescu his client sucks ? i can't send empty lines
00:13 mircea_popescu i didn't even know irc allowed empty lines.
00:14 kakobrekla http://shrani.si/f/2o/Tv/2TtdEkf5/benkay.png
00:14 BingoBoingo Oh, ellipses don't hide text in the logs that come out of assbot no more
00:14 kakobrekla now stop busting my balls and go fix your css
00:14 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves that's funny, because 99.999% of published researchers live off grants given by the people who want global warming to be a rthing.
00:15 mircea_popescu my css is fine in that it doesn't exist.
00:15 BingoBoingo
00:15 kakobrekla yes its possible to send empty lines but my altgr on mah keyboard is broken
00:15 kakobrekla que broad i mean
00:16 mircea_popescu aok
00:16 mircea_popescu $ticker h neobee
00:16 mircea_popescu !ticker h neobee
00:16 assbot [HAVELOCK:NEOBEE] 1D: 0.00155000 / 0.00209392 / 0.00279899 (50471 shares, 105.68201148 BTC), 7D: 0.00155000 / 0.00269506 / 0.00415500 (131383 shares, 354.08461268 BTC), 30D: 0.00155000 / 0.00387846 / 0.00600000 (562136 shares, 2180.22469375 BTC)
00:16 mircea_popescu i guess the 25 people gave up too.
00:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 669 @ 0.00243989 = 1.6323 BTC [+] {3}
00:17 mircea_popescu llticker
00:17 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
00:17 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 501.79, Best ask: 506.47, Bid-ask spread: 4.68000, Last trade: 501.13, 24 hour volume: 55293.10877297, 24 hour low: 466.1, 24 hour high: 571.5, 24 hour vwap: 517.259175662
00:17 mircea_popescu wait wasn't it supposed to have dumped etc.
00:17 mircea_popescu these logs i'm reading are delayed or something ;/
00:18 mircea_popescu whoa look at that! i wrote more this past month than the next 4 people bombined ?!
00:19 mircea_popescu kakobrekla pls to redirect b-a donations address to trilema kthx
00:19 lnovy c-c-c-c-ombo breaker
00:19 VanCleef neobee got hammered
00:19 kakobrekla mircea_popescu no can do, hackers control donations
00:19 mircea_popescu mike_c there's only me posting as me. however, there's multiple people working on feeding me data and other predigested strings.
00:20 mircea_popescu kakobrekla lol good one.
00:20 mircea_popescu mike_c oldest trick in the book, every talking head on the tv screen has a little speaker in his ear thing. course, my backup is slightly better than what tv stations can afford, but still.
00:21 mircea_popescu moiety http://i.imgur.com/WrIzsNQ.gif
00:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00243989 = 2.4399 BTC [+] {2}
00:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00093704 = 22.3016 BTC [+] {2}
00:26 mircea_popescu o look, 200 lines in the past coupla hours. poor people trying to read the chan.
00:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16250 @ 0.00093194 = 15.144 BTC [-]
00:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24200 @ 0.00093141 = 22.5401 BTC [-] {2}
00:35 BingoBoingo Florida Man: http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/accidents/tampa-tailgater-caught-on-video-then-for-real/2172272
00:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00093721 = 14.0113 BTC [+] {2}
00:42 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=540216.msg5940098#msg5940098
00:42 ozbot Want to edit the wiki without paying a fee? Read this.
00:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.05339959 = 0.267 BTC [+] {3}
00:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.05432307 = 0.7062 BTC [+] {4}
00:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4636 @ 0.00093724 = 4.345 BTC [+]
00:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00093904 = 11.9728 BTC [+]
00:53 Mats_cd03 meow
00:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.10144642 BTC [-]
00:56 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: RE your next mention of Chicago http://deadspin.com/chicago-sports-radio-host-shits-in-the-studio-flees-th-1553315358
00:59 mircea_popescu lol
00:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.006099 = 0.122 BTC [+]
01:01 TestingUnoDosTre o shit we are back on global warming
01:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00093871 = 7.5097 BTC [-]
01:02 copumpkin I turned the heat up again
01:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.599998 BTC [+]
01:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 177 @ 0.00240999 = 0.4266 BTC [+] {2}
01:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.006099 = 0.1159 BTC [+]
01:07 ThickAsThieves <kakobrekla> http://stats.bitcoin-assets.com /// neat! i didnt realize i was such a blabber
01:08 kakobrekla :)
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01:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24750 @ 0.00093904 = 23.2412 BTC [+]
01:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18595 @ 0.00093913 = 17.4631 BTC [+] {3}
01:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3605 @ 0.00093933 = 3.3863 BTC [+]
01:41 bitcoinpete http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/1816762
01:41 ozbot LeoGroup Orchestrates Purchase of Stradivarius Violin Using Bitcoin - Press Release - Digital Journa
01:41 bitcoinpete trading art for art, eh mircea_popescu?
01:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 944 @ 0.00243063 = 2.2945 BTC [+] {5}
01:47 BingoBoingo bitcoinpete: if it were one of the Violas, that would be real news
01:48 bitcoinpete i'm still glad to see people with coin shelling out for legit shit
01:49 bitcoinpete bitcoins are better spent on one-of-a-kind art than electronics from tigerdirect
01:49 drkow tigerdirect is a shit store
01:49 bitcoinpete if they must be spent
01:49 VanCleef i hope my bitbet gets approved
01:49 bitcoinpete they're a store
01:50 drkow their bitcoin system isn't working in Canada
01:50 VanCleef if you make a new bet and send funds to fund the bet but it doesn't get approved will you get your coin back?
01:50 drkow I have been getting great value out of my bitcoins by purchasing (probably carded) gift cards
01:51 bitcoinpete drkow where in canada are you?
01:51 drkow east
01:51 bitcoinpete cool
01:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56564 @ 0.00093851 = 53.0859 BTC [-] {2}
01:51 drkow https://cryptothrift.com/
01:52 bitcoinpete drkow assette nubbins' is also east
01:52 drkow wat
01:54 bitcoinpete another guy here is from the maritimes
01:54 drkow oh I'm between toronto/montreal
01:55 drkow canada is lame
01:55 drkow it's too damn cold
01:55 bitcoinpete you ever lived anywhere else? or traveled much at all?
01:56 drkow yeah
01:56 drkow that's why I hate canada
01:57 bitcoinpete well, you know where the door is
02:02 bitcoinpete http://blog.oleganza.com/post/80920031705/a-million-dollar-problem-for-bitcoin-exchanges
02:02 ozbot Oleg Andreev - A million-dollar problem for Bitcoin exchanges
02:02 bitcoinpete my reply: https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/449328380463165440
02:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.10144642 BTC [-]
02:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56250 @ 0.0009393 = 52.8356 BTC [+] {4}
02:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 389 @ 0.00231675 = 0.9012 BTC [-] {10}
02:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00214177 = 2.1418 BTC [-] {13}
02:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00093677 = 5.1054 BTC [-]
02:28 bitcoinpete ;;later tell benkay it's friday here!
02:28 gribble The operation succeeded.
02:29 bitcoinpete ;;later tell artifexd it's friiiidaaay!
02:29 gribble The operation succeeded.
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02:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2561 @ 0.00093872 = 2.4041 BTC [+]
02:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 69 @ 0.0022 = 0.1518 BTC [-] {3}
02:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9724 @ 0.00093677 = 9.1092 BTC [-]
03:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24500 @ 0.00093957 = 23.0195 BTC [+] {3}
03:19 cazalla i enjoy your articles bitcoinpete, easier read than trilema (for me)
03:20 cazalla ah, he isn't here, i guess i shouldn't assume everyone uses a bouncer
03:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00094036 = 10.9082 BTC [+]
03:27 bocobit i read a study that says only 20% of people are capable of independent thought
03:28 bocobit which makes you think, am i part of that 20%
03:29 bocobit and what constitutes independent thought, what are the parameters
03:32 bocobit or maybe even more powerful, what makes the 80%
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03:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.006099 = 0.2074 BTC [+]
03:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6936 @ 0.00094043 = 6.5228 BTC [+] {2}
03:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11514 @ 0.00094169 = 10.8426 BTC [+]
03:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20577 @ 0.00094171 = 19.3776 BTC [+] {2}
04:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59512 BTC [-]
04:07 chetty bocobit, got a link to that study?
04:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00093859 = 20.649 BTC [-]
04:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.00094183 = 17.6122 BTC [+] {2}
04:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00094007 = 0.9401 BTC [-]
04:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10176 @ 0.00093544 = 9.519 BTC [-] {2}
04:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24350 @ 0.00093149 = 22.6818 BTC [-] {2}
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04:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10074 @ 0.00093177 = 9.3867 BTC [+]
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05:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4600 @ 0.00011791 = 0.5424 BTC [+]
05:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22491 @ 0.00093768 = 21.0894 BTC [+]
05:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 65 @ 0.00223 = 0.145 BTC [+]
05:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14658 @ 0.00093768 = 13.7445 BTC [+]
05:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2950 @ 0.00093787 = 2.7667 BTC [+] {2}
05:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.05549997 = 0.8325 BTC [+] {10}
05:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 59 @ 0.00241897 = 0.1427 BTC [+] {3}
05:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00241999 = 0.121 BTC [+]
05:29 jurov bitcoinpete that oleganza's blog is theoretically nice
05:29 jurov but in practice having locked bitcoins in 2-of-2 sig scheme would hurt liquidity
05:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07249996 = 0.145 BTC [+]
05:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 31 @ 0.071 = 2.201 BTC [-]
05:31 jurov such as, traders can claim "no i dispute this trade, wont sign" when market moves unfavorably
05:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.07002044 = 0.7002 BTC [-] {2}
05:33 jurov and there's where comaprison with NYSE falls short, NYSE can get to court (in worst case) to force misbehaving traders in the line
05:35 jurov oh i overlooked the tweet
05:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22310 @ 0.0009382 = 20.9312 BTC [+] {2}
05:38 MisterE lol whole lot of butthurt: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=339544.msg3668730#msg3668730
05:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07000001 = 0.35 BTC [-]
05:44 VanCleef poor guy should just refund him
05:44 MisterE haha
05:47 VanCleef what if u bet on a bet you made but it doesn't get approved
05:47 VanCleef do you guys your coins back?
05:47 VanCleef get*
05:49 cazalla it'll be refunded
05:52 VanCleef neat
05:55 chetty that argument has been going on forever, a good example of the failure of personal responsibility
05:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.0022 = 0.33 BTC [-] {6}
05:56 MisterE this is the kind of people that nanny states produce
05:57 MisterE states run by fscking insurance adjustors who have politicians in their pockets
06:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07000001 = 0.21 BTC [-]
06:02 MisterE The asshattery with this forum is strong!
06:02 MisterE never really read bitcointalk, learned from bloggers and trusted articles or reading / asking questions on irc.
06:03 chetty MisterE, most public forums are about the same
06:03 MisterE but kakobrekla does come down on em like a ton of bricks lol
06:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.048184 = 0.1446 BTC [+]
06:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23813 @ 0.00093644 = 22.2994 BTC [-]
06:17 MisterE lots of blood on the floor over on BTCe lol
06:19 MisterE coins nice and cheap
06:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.05310102 = 0.1593 BTC [-]
06:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5951 BTC [-]
06:22 davout ;;later tell benkay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBR4cn2flRU much atmosphere such dark wow
06:22 gribble The operation succeeded.
06:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00093702 = 9.5576 BTC [+]
06:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15682 @ 0.00093702 = 14.6943 BTC [+]
06:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13650 @ 0.00093943 = 12.8232 BTC [+] {2}
06:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00094136 = 20.7099 BTC [+]
06:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.05310102 = 0.2655 BTC [-]
06:45 blackwhite morning
06:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00229 = 1.145 BTC [-]
06:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00229478 = 0.1056 BTC [+] {3}
07:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19528 @ 0.00093702 = 18.2981 BTC [-]
07:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.04636667 = 0.5564 BTC [-] {5}
07:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.05310102 = 0.4779 BTC [-]
07:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 216 @ 0.00239999 = 0.5184 BTC [+] {2}
07:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 14 @ 0.05310102 = 0.7434 BTC [-]
07:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 78 @ 0.05310102 = 4.1419 BTC [-]
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07:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21750 @ 0.00093648 = 20.3684 BTC [-] {2}
07:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17100 @ 0.00093952 = 16.0658 BTC [+]
07:55 mircea_popescu ;;later tell bitcoinpete what's that about ?
07:55 gribble The operation succeeded.
07:55 mircea_popescu VanCleef yes you do get it back.
07:55 VanCleef cool thanks
07:57 mircea_popescu bocobit i read a study that 80% of studies are pure bullshit.
08:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00093952 = 7.892 BTC [+]
08:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 173 @ 0.00241797 = 0.4183 BTC [+] {3}
08:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5027 @ 0.00093581 = 4.7043 BTC [-]
08:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5952 = 1.1904 BTC [+]
08:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.00241797 = 0.544 BTC [-] {2}
08:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5951 = 1.1902 BTC [-]
08:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.595001 BTC [-]
08:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 78 @ 0.00241797 = 0.1886 BTC [-]
08:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 480 @ 0.00241797 = 1.1606 BTC [-] {2}
08:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 44 @ 0.00241798 = 0.1064 BTC [+]
08:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 80 @ 0.0024178 = 0.1934 BTC [-]
08:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00093213 = 8.529 BTC [-]
08:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11723 @ 0.00093213 = 10.9274 BTC [-]
08:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.00241799 = 0.1451 BTC [-]
08:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 59 @ 0.00242342 = 0.143 BTC [+] {4}
08:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 95 @ 0.00644423 = 0.6122 BTC [+] {6}
08:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19300 @ 0.00093283 = 18.0036 BTC [+] {2}
08:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 284 @ 0.00243954 = 0.6928 BTC [+] {2}
08:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 451 @ 0.00244016 = 1.1005 BTC [+] {3}
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09:14 artifexd ;;eauth artifexd
09:14 gribble Request successful for user artifexd, hostmask artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/11D1433947A3327A
09:14 artifexd ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:fe0d9a7006ac40048c49ae0e278f7f52c229fdb8b8b55499e7264c31
09:14 gribble You are now authenticated for user artifexd with key 11D1433947A3327A
09:14 artifexd ;;rate bitcoinpete 1 Did exactly what he said he would do without delay
09:14 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user bitcoinpete has been recorded.
09:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 8479 @ 0.00011406 = 0.9671 BTC [-] {5}
09:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 44 @ 0.00243 = 0.1069 BTC [-]
09:20 ThickAsThieves http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/files/2014/03/yPov2-6edb31ce078c1af783908af751887467.gif
09:21 artifexd ThickAsThieves Have you heard from Danny lately? Is he ok?
09:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00093554 = 4.7713 BTC [+]
09:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.05537999 = 0.1661 BTC [+] {2}
09:31 Duffer1 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=537527.0
09:31 ozbot Looking for investment of ~2500 BTC for music festival, return = ~150,000 BTC
09:31 Duffer1 haven't seen a scam like that before
09:34 Duffer1 "In 1.5 months of marketing we grew our Facebook page to 9,500 likes with an average unboosted reach of 2,300 people per post"
09:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20772 @ 0.00093751 = 19.474 BTC [+] {4}
09:37 CheckDavid mircea_popescu: hi
09:38 CheckDavid 3:53:57 AM mircea_popescu CheckDavid what start-ups specifically. <- you mean to ask which startup specifically I was considering fundraising for?
09:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07287649 = 0.2915 BTC [+]
09:49 mircea_popescu CheckDavid yeah but meanwhile my q was answered reading the log.
09:50 mircea_popescu listen, the larger part of raising funds is the trust you command.
09:50 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/la-firma/ < see that thing
09:50 ozbot La firma pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
09:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07287659 = 0.2915 BTC [+]
09:54 CheckDavid mircea_popescu: yes correct. But then one also needs a framework/platform to market my trust
09:54 CheckDavid If that made sense
09:54 mircea_popescu that'd be the wot, this channel and so forth.
09:55 CheckDavid I see. But also a model on what to give in return for funding
09:55 CheckDavid Be it equity or something else
09:56 mircea_popescu it'd be equity.
09:56 mircea_popescu this is a long solved problem, really.
09:56 Duffer1 you don't necessarily need a platform for that, unless you wanted your investors to be able to exchange quickly
09:56 CheckDavid Someone made me consist ways to fund without equity dilution
09:56 CheckDavid *consider
09:57 CheckDavid Crowd funding is one way people have used to fund without equity distribution
09:59 Duffer1 do you have a product capable of attracting that kind of funding?
09:59 mircea_popescu that's in no way related to funding.
09:59 mircea_popescu there's business and then there's nonsense. i'm sure some kids somewhere are playing with money, but that has no bearing on business.
09:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0464 = 0.232 BTC [-]
10:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3987 @ 0.00093637 = 3.7333 BTC [-]
10:01 CheckDavid I see. So your take is that equity must be allocated to the investors right?
10:01 mircea_popescu yes.
10:01 CheckDavid Duffer1: no. Not yet at least
10:01 chetty Crossword puzzles in a local Venezuelan newspaper are calling readers to violent protests with conspiratorial messages, the countryย’s information minister said today.
10:01 mircea_popescu you can either take investment, which is a distribution of equity no matter how you disgusie it, from bfl-style to any other style,
10:01 mircea_popescu or else you can take a loan, which is a loan.
10:01 mircea_popescu that's it.
10:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6851 @ 0.00093637 = 6.4151 BTC [-]
10:02 CheckDavid Can this loan depend on the business performance alone?
10:03 CheckDavid Or would it have to be a personal loan in some way as well?
10:06 mircea_popescu no. a loan has no relation to the business performance, a loan is predicated on the credibility of the underwriter.
10:06 mircea_popescu equity is related to the business performance.
10:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.595005 BTC [+]
10:09 CheckDavid I see.
10:10 CheckDavid You are a very traditional business guy.
10:10 CheckDavid You are the Warren Buffett of btc lol
10:11 mircea_popescu you know, gravity didn't change direction since it was invented.
10:12 mircea_popescu even if female dress and hairdo changed significnatly, and quite cyclically.
10:12 mircea_popescu some things never change.
10:12 mircea_popescu her tits will always point downwards on the long run, no matter what she wears.
10:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.0001179 = 0.1179 BTC [+] {2}
10:13 CheckDavid Do you intend to say one should always short women?
10:13 CheckDavid I very much appreciate the stock tip kind sir
10:14 assbot Last 6 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1761369/plain/)
10:14 pankkake !b 6
10:15 pankkake lessons learned: SATA is shit, NCQ is shit, XFS is shit, GPU fans are shit
10:15 pankkake โ€ฆbut I should finally be back
10:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26700 @ 0.00093573 = 24.984 BTC [-] {2}
10:17 mircea_popescu wb!
10:17 CheckDavid mircea_popescu: can u give me a car pliz? And a 3d printer tnx
10:17 pankkake just print your car
10:17 CheckDavid Haha
10:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4390 @ 0.0009381 = 4.1183 BTC [+]
10:22 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu benkay and artifexd were generous enough to lend me a few satoshis a week ago, which i duly repaid with interest today so as to learn that variety speak :D
10:22 bitcoinpete artifexd ty!
10:23 artifexd np
10:23 bitcoinpete artifexd noob question: do i rate you as well?
10:24 artifexd That is up to you.
10:24 Duffer1 you can rate anyone for anything
10:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00093963 = 15.5039 BTC [+]
10:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 90 @ 0.00242 = 0.2178 BTC [-]
10:31 bitcoinpete http://www.fooledbyrandomness.com/pp2.pdf
10:32 bitcoinpete Chamath is spot on here: "Weโ€™ve got to flush out all the has-beens and also-rans. Thereโ€™s a bunch of amateur hour bullshit in the bitcoin ecosystem.โ€
10:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.07287999 = 0.6559 BTC [+] {3}
10:36 Mats_cd03 hi QTs
10:36 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/the-bezzle-usd-and-the-tide-usd/
10:36 ozbot The bezzle-USD and the tide-USD pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:37 mircea_popescu bitcoinpete whats not clear is who chamath is and why does he get to say this.
10:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.595002 = 1.19 BTC [-]
10:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 449 @ 0.00576817 = 2.5899 BTC [-] {6}
10:37 Mats_cd03 CheckDavid: have you considered enrolling in an intro accounting course? i think it would benefit you
10:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.595005 = 2.975 BTC [+]
10:38 Mats_cd03 mircea_popescu: good timing, i just finished brewing coffee
10:38 mircea_popescu hehe yw.
10:39 Dimsler_ the problem with ukraine
10:39 Dimsler_ is that its not a real country
10:39 Dimsler_ i do not understand why anyone cares
10:39 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu he's one of the brighter valleyers https://twitter.com/chamath not that this gives him credibility
10:39 Mats_cd03 because youre a shit reader
10:39 Mats_cd03 do you know what a warm water port is?
10:40 mircea_popescu bitcoinpete talking about "bunch of amateur hour buyllshit in the bitcoin """ecosystem"""" in a pdf file ?
10:40 mircea_popescu surely you see the humor.
10:40 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 that explains why the russians care, which was quite clear.
10:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5950 @ 0.0009381 = 5.5817 BTC [-]
10:40 mircea_popescu course we know why exactly the us cares too, at that level.
10:40 Dimsler_ the belonged to russians
10:40 Dimsler_ in the first place
10:40 mircea_popescu so did alaska.
10:40 Mats_cd03 only nominally
10:40 Dimsler_ just like 1/2 belong to poland
10:41 Dimsler_ wtf do you mean nominally
10:41 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu i sequenced those poorly, first was a document by taleb & co., second was a random quote
10:41 Dimsler_ go pick up a fuckign history book
10:41 mircea_popescu oh. i wish taleb embraced sanity ;/
10:41 Dimsler_ live in a box die in a box
10:41 mircea_popescu bitcoinpete anyway, if you know the chap, perhaps drop him a link. as usual, the clearing of bs starts with teh self.
10:42 mircea_popescu Dimsler_ why are you so aggro anyway
10:42 Dimsler_ because its the same bs on the news like always
10:42 Dimsler_ the american world police
10:42 Dimsler_ making a big deal about ukraine
10:43 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu i only know him by reputation, such as it is. yes, some vetting is in order
10:43 Mats_cd03 crimea was an autonomous republic, not a sovereign territory with its own government
10:43 Dimsler_ shutup with that nonsense
10:43 Mats_cd03 its the functional equivalent of macao, singapore, taiwan, hong kong, or scotland deciding, lets organize militias and be rowdy
10:43 Dimsler_ using your bs coin terms sovereignity
10:43 Dimsler_ yeah right
10:43 Dimsler_ lol
10:43 Dimsler_ "republic"
10:44 kakobrekla >@teddy @Xapo we've entrusted them with a shit-ton of BTC...so have other big institutional funds...its a good sign.
10:44 kakobrekla yeah.
10:44 Mats_cd03 sovereignty as its used in international law, yes
10:44 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 wasn't it a khanate originally ? that's EXACTLY what they did.
10:44 mircea_popescu kakobrekla who this ?
10:44 Mats_cd03 and they've been properly slapped down
10:44 Mats_cd03 because poor people with firearms always ends up well
10:44 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 on a long enough timeline everyone's getting slapped down properly.
10:45 kakobrekla mircea_popescu / bitcoinpete http://twitter.com/chamath/status/445368482306064384
10:45 Dimsler_ ukraine should be hacked up
10:45 Dimsler_ into pieces
10:45 Dimsler_ like the russians suggested
10:45 Dimsler_ plain and simple
10:45 Dimsler_ half that territory was polish
10:46 Dimsler_ the kosack was a fucking nomad
10:46 Dimsler_ he didn't care
10:46 bitcoinpete kakobrekla mircea_popescu oof. dunce cappery
10:46 mircea_popescu kakobrekla https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/449558141525827584
10:47 bitcoinpete irllol
10:47 kakobrekla heh
10:47 bitcoinpete that's good shit
10:47 Mats_cd03 mircea_popescu: i think the latest post would be better with a link for the tide reference, e.g. http://nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1/
10:47 mircea_popescu i suppose we'll see another anil dash-esque butthurt explosion followed by trying to date me
10:48 mircea_popescu but what can you do for these people.
10:48 Dimsler_ evicerate the proliteriate
10:48 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 i kinda left it unreferenced fishing for noobs tbh. i'm kinda hoping the average clueless yet opinionanted keyboard warrior may pick on it to try and "mock" me.
10:48 Duffer1 bring lube?
10:48 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu maybe chamath will ask you what kind of shampoo you use
10:48 mircea_popescu <Dimsler_> evicerate the proliteriate < epic
10:49 mircea_popescu also, brb, gotta trample this mouse underfoot.
10:51 CheckDavid Mats_cd03: I did not. But yes maybe it would
10:51 CheckDavid Do you have any suggestion?
10:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18092 @ 0.00093963 = 16.9998 BTC [+]
10:52 mircea_popescu Kolin Burgess, a British bitcoin investor who spent much of Tuesday protesting outside of Mt. Goxย’s abandoned office, in Tokyo, told a reporter for Reuters that he thought he had accumulated Bitcoins that were worth three hundred thousand dollars at the marketย’s peak. ย“Iย’m very angry,ย” he said. ย“It looks like thatย’s disappeared.ย”
10:52 mircea_popescu epic.
10:54 CheckDavid He can't buy a new car now
10:55 Mats_cd03 CheckDavid: i dunno, khan academy does alright, but i took accounting when i was in university - up to you to find a good resource
10:56 Mats_cd03 i did find an excellent pdf on finance earlier today for an aspiring quant
10:56 mircea_popescu the problem with learnin accounting is that it's not an art, it's a craft. you can perhaps learn philosophy in your own time, of \your own volition. accounting however requires a reshaping of your mental process, which people never undertake willingly.
10:56 Mats_cd03 some of you might find it useful http://www.forex-warez.com/Trading%20Books/Paul%20Wilmott%20-%20FAQ%20in%20Quantitative%20Finance/Paul%20Wilmott%20-%20FAQ%20in%20Quantitative%20Finance.pdf
10:57 Mats_cd03 i hate the internet... stupid spaces
10:57 mircea_popescu forex-warez ?! we're clearly running out of brands.
10:57 Mats_cd03 ya dude its the blackest market
10:57 Mats_cd03 /s
11:01 mircea_popescu http://24.media.tumblr.com/545ff62b833b121337733d02590e376c/tumblr_mm48pv0iPQ1rmcr76o1_1280.jpg
11:02 mircea_popescu teh tramborghini!
11:03 CheckDavid Ok. Thanks Mats_cd03
11:04 bitcoinpete i put tramborghini doors on my escalade
11:04 bitcoinpete more taleb, this time on options: http://www.fooledbyrandomness.com/OptionPricing.pdf
11:05 CheckDavid mircea_popescu: descending trend?
11:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.04560025 = 0.1824 BTC [-]
11:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6753 @ 0.00093963 = 6.3453 BTC [+]
11:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00094228 = 13.1919 BTC [+] {2}
11:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12455 @ 0.00093824 = 11.6858 BTC [-] {3}
11:10 bitcoinpete ;;later tell benkay i also quite enjoyed your last 2 articles. https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/449428017115181056 https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/449428228780740609
11:10 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:10 mircea_popescu CheckDavid hm ?
11:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1050 @ 0.00093636 = 0.9832 BTC [-]
11:20 CheckDavid mircea_popescu: fundamental analysis revealed that pair is in a downward trend
11:21 kakobrekla ;;later tell davout the printing to pdf you suggested was rejected > "unreadable / bad quality / truncated (4)"
11:21 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:21 CheckDavid You know? The pair?
11:21 CheckDavid Hint: not currency pair
11:21 mircea_popescu uh.
11:21 mircea_popescu lol
11:21 mircea_popescu you trying to say the girl is going down ?
11:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 900 @ 0.00241 = 2.169 BTC [-]
11:22 CheckDavid 2:13:02 PM mircea_popescu her tits will always point downwards on the long run, no matter what she wears.
11:24 bitcoinpete http://bitcoinmagazine.com/11599/fraud-detection-world-bitcoin/
11:24 bitcoinpete this is lulzy
11:25 mircea_popescu http://btcmag.9wizards.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ch-header.jpg
11:25 mircea_popescu their ad is even better.
11:26 bitcoinpete https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/449568135234846722
11:26 ozbot Twitter / bitcoinpete: @bitcorati Fraud detection ...
11:26 bitcoinpete because words
11:29 mircea_popescu i think he means a different sort of fraud detection.
11:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00241 = 0.1205 BTC [-]
11:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.595005 BTC [+]
11:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00607498 = 0.1822 BTC [+] {2}
11:34 punkman well shit, disk just had the CLICK OF DEATH, I think I lost a wallet
11:35 mircea_popescu apparently, if you mostly follow chicks on twitter your timeline is full of women.
11:37 bitcoinpete mircea_popescu mostly, yes, you're right.
11:37 bounce banking security: bank sends plain text passwords in email. says it's safe because to log in you also need to know an email address. *that* email address, yes.
11:37 Mats_cd03 punkman: if youre unlucky you'll spend $200-500 to recover it
11:38 punkman Mats_cd03: it was a doge wallet, not sure I care
11:38 Mats_cd03 lol
11:38 punkman (inb4 WHY U NO BACKUPS)
11:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6889 @ 0.00093695 = 6.4546 BTC [+]
11:39 punkman !t h neobee
11:39 assbot [HAVELOCK:NEOBEE] 1D: 0.00155000 / 0.00206041 / 0.00276488 (51611 shares, 106.33997891 BTC), 7D: 0.00155000 / 0.00266469 / 0.00415500 (136878 shares, 364.73771220 BTC), 30D: 0.00155000 / 0.00380173 / 0.00600000 (556467 shares, 2115.53536147 BTC)
11:41 mircea_popescu bounce ayup.
11:42 mircea_popescu omg doge deflation
11:42 pLambert !t h rent
11:42 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00525030 / 0.00570296 / 0.00649990 (1927 shares, 10.98959692 BTC), 7D: 0.00520970 / 0.00555269 / 0.00649990 (4050 shares, 22.48839803 BTC), 30D: 0.00510111 / 0.00556877 / 0.00900001 (48203 shares, 268.43165089 BTC)
11:43 bounce somebody needs to write a banking front-end that actually makes sense. features like ability to feed it your gpg key. I'd write it except I have no contacts with banks so they'll never buy such off of me. (what give software away? to *banks*?)
11:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 101 @ 0.00574951 = 0.5807 BTC [-] {6}
11:44 punkman bounce: need a proper backend first
11:44 mircea_popescu bounce it's a moot point. banks aren't able to buy it anyway, unless the govt says do it.
11:45 mircea_popescu much better to just make mpex run the current version of "banks" out of business completely,
11:45 mircea_popescu then it'll be a moot point.
11:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.595005 BTC [+]
11:45 rithm is this the new -otc where the mindless chatter happens
11:46 punkman http://iang.org/papers/triple_entry.html
11:46 ozbot Triple Entry Accounting
11:46 rithm that's a highlevel observation type question
11:46 mircea_popescu rithm hopefully not.
11:46 rithm ijs
11:46 rithm i see a lot of channels but only some of them light up
11:46 mircea_popescu now that's a great link punkman
11:46 punkman relevant to "proper backend"
11:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-bezzle-usd-and-the-tide-usd/#comment-98746
11:47 mircea_popescu i was actually looking for it
11:48 punkman also http://iang.org/ssl/h3_there_is_only_one_mode_and_it_is_secure.html
11:49 punkman "It should take an Act of God to start up in anything but the best possible security you can manage. A Presidential Order doesn't cut it. "
11:50 Mats_cd03 asciilifeform: the 556 will prevail, in answer to your question.
11:51 asciilifeform Mats_cd03: history suggests that the 'lead standard' mode of a given country is strictly connected to what can be pilfered from military supplies, when the men guarding them turn free agent. so you're almost certainly correct.
11:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 145 @ 0.00240999 = 0.3494 BTC [-] {2}
11:51 asciilifeform unless mexico makes the difference.
11:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform responded.
11:53 mike_c geez, those furry beasts in the water on trilema are so cute i'm going to puke.
11:53 Mats_cd03 i was mostly thinking that the round is superior, is all. the weapons and rounds themselves are lighter than their counterparts
11:53 rithm walmart has sued visa
11:53 rithm this should beinteresting
11:54 mike_c nah, lawyers will get paid and an agreement will be made.
11:54 mircea_popescu mike_c >D
11:54 rithm lately i find lawsuits to be some sort of method for absconding or hiding sums of monies
11:54 rithm a lawsuit can be a further laundry
11:54 mircea_popescu rithm you don't say.
11:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07288477 = 0.4373 BTC [+] {2}
11:54 rithm wise beyond my years, i know
11:55 rithm in my juvenile state i always assumed a lawsuit was a negative event
11:55 rithm but i now i just see the spin cycle
11:55 asciilifeform Mats_cd03: 'lead standard' (currency of a country in civil war) is rarely about military/technological superiority, except in degenerate case (e.g. british 'maxim' vs. zulu spear)
11:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07299999 = 0.438 BTC [+] {2}
11:57 Mats_cd03 wasn't disagreeing with you, just reflecting on qualitative differences
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.43923397 BTC to 4`857 shares, 50221 satoshi per share
12:00 Mats_cd03 interestingly, china is not well armed compared to the rest of the world
12:01 asciilifeform Mats_cd03: the well-armed are the folks with the industrial capacity. and that would be who - if not china ?
12:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform and again.
12:02 asciilifeform granted their arms might still be buried in the ground, as ore, at the moment
12:02 Mats_cd03 i see your point, although im thinking of privately owned small firearms
12:03 the20year2 armed as what?
12:03 Mats_cd03 they certainly do have a habit of burying them and then digging them up for use against invaders every few hundred years
12:03 the20year2 China arms most of the middle east with weapons
12:03 asciilifeform i would guess (by no means an expert guess, but that of armchair general) that the 'most barrels per man' is somewhere in the arab world
12:03 mircea_popescu i imagine it's somewhere in the ex-russian central asia.
12:03 Mats_cd03 http://www.smallarmssurvey.org/fileadmin/docs/A-Yearbook/2007/en/Small-Arms-Survey-2007-Chapter-02-annexe-4-EN.pdf
12:03 mircea_popescu from mongolia to some stan
12:03 bounce china has lots of cannon fodder. add some cheap mass-produced tat, and any opponent still has a bit of a problem.
12:04 mircea_popescu bounce actually, that was the 70s. today, china leads the us in the space race.
12:04 Mats_cd03 it is remarkable to me that the greatest danger to chinese public safety
12:04 Mats_cd03 are people armed with kitchen knives and motorcycles
12:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1030 @ 0.00222226 = 2.2889 BTC [-] {14}
12:04 the20year2 and molotov cocktails
12:05 Mats_cd03 if the country wasnt shitty in other ways id love to live there, social stability and chinese women sounds great
12:05 mircea_popescu if chinese women weren't ugly ;/
12:05 the20year2 and all gold diggers
12:05 the20year2 All the guys I know in china hate the women there
12:05 mircea_popescu a woman can be trained.
12:06 bounce that they do. not like the US couldn't see it coming, or anything. just that china can make do with very little. on top of that, they do have what looks like decent kit these days.
12:06 Mats_cd03 you guys must be great in social settings
12:07 the20year2 I certainly am!
12:08 mircea_popescu were you being sarcastic ? my absent social skills prevent me from discerning sarcasm online.
12:08 pLambert according to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_guns_per_capita_by_country the US has the most guns per person
12:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10400 @ 0.00093964 = 9.7723 BTC [+]
12:08 the20year2 And it's growing a little every day
12:09 the20year2 Jan and Feb firearm sales were astronomical
12:09 asciilifeform pLambert: 'barrels per man' includes 'man' and not merely 'barrels'
12:09 asciilifeform cannon cannot fight by itself
12:09 bounce too bad dual wielding isn't what the gamer kids believe it is
12:09 mircea_popescu lol
12:09 the20year2 gamer kids have no hope
12:09 bounce though there's the ROTM
12:10 pLambert I don't get it, whats the diff between barrels-per-man and guns-per-capita?
12:10 mircea_popescu there's a lot more to that man angle than anyone readily admits. take that recent treysomething or the other case.
12:10 mircea_popescu the monkey got shot, in the end, it's true
12:10 the20year2 double barreled shotguns count as two!
12:10 asciilifeform pLambert: picture one of those palestinian hospital-cum-armoury places
12:10 mircea_popescu only after beating the shit out of the eventual shooter for half an hour.
12:10 mircea_popescu that won't wash irl.
12:10 asciilifeform hundreds of wounded, plus women and children 'shields', enough artillery to equip a division
12:11 asciilifeform but is there a division there?
12:11 the20year2 not division strength :D
12:11 mircea_popescu people who shoot you the moment you've looked the wrong way are quite different from people who scuffle with you over their own gun which then sorta-accidentally discharges.
12:12 asciilifeform a fixation on hardware is one of the 'professional diseases' of technological civilization
12:12 the20year2 i just don't like the people that complain about the legal constructs of the state for self defense and want to make it illegal to defend yourself
12:12 asciilifeform ;;google yi yi zhi yi
12:12 gribble Continuosly in Mandarin Chinese - Yi Zhi - Mandarin Language: <http://mandarin.about.com/od/dailymandarin/a/yizhi.htm>; Zhi Yi Ong | University of Pennsylvania Department of Psychology: <http://psychology.sas.upenn.edu/node/22406>; Yi-Zhi Huang - Department of Mathematics: <http://www.math.rutgers.edu/~yzhuang/>
12:13 asciilifeform retarded.
12:13 Mats_cd03 i believe owning a weapon is a privilege rather than a right
12:13 asciilifeform ;;google "yi yi zhi yi"
12:13 gribble Continuosly in Mandarin Chinese - Yi Zhi - Mandarin Language: <http://mandarin.about.com/od/dailymandarin/a/yizhi.htm>; Zhi Yi Ong | University of Pennsylvania Department of Psychology: <http://psychology.sas.upenn.edu/node/22406>; Yi-Zhi Huang - Department of Mathematics: <http://www.math.rutgers.edu/~yzhuang/>
12:13 asciilifeform ok no dice.
12:13 the20year2 And I don't
12:13 mircea_popescu owning a weapon is an ability.
12:13 the20year2 I feel that the ability to adequately defend yourself and your family isn't just a right, it's required
12:13 Mats_cd03 i believe should be compelled to prove competency with it as well as commit to securing the weapon
12:13 mircea_popescu privileges and rights don't enter into it.
12:13 Mats_cd03 ^ you
12:13 bounce well, there's more to it than that. in the USoA there's also a strong cultural current that requires guns. and, relatedly, something to fight, so they'll keep on looking for exactly that. in that sense two wars at the same time is them 'merkins having a cultural field day.
12:13 mircea_popescu the gun was there before there were privileges, rights or beliefs
12:14 mircea_popescu it will hopefully survive all that crud.
12:14 asciilifeform deadliest known weapon, long before gunpowder, is: set of balls
12:14 the20year2 The technological prerequisite to production of a firearm is quite low
12:14 Mats_cd03 in practical terms securing the weapon means two different locks for the bolt carrier group and the upper receiver
12:15 the20year2 which prevents access in time of emergency or delays a theif by a whole minute or two
12:15 Mats_cd03 if that was imposed, people dying of negligent discharges would drop 90%
12:15 the20year2 Negligent discharges are quite low overall and are decreasing by pretty large amounts in the US
12:15 Mats_cd03 if it takes you a minute to remove two locks and assemble the weapon you deserve to die to a home invasion
12:15 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 two different locks ?
12:15 mircea_popescu what are you making there, a hope chest ?
12:15 the20year2 You think most people can do that when their door is being busted down?
12:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13950 @ 0.00093549 = 13.0501 BTC [-] {4}
12:16 asciilifeform my understanding is that such locks are usually meant against the owner's sons rather than enemies
12:16 the20year2 Why not require the same of police officers too? Since they have the same, or more negligent discharges than civilians
12:16 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 by the same argument, people who die by negligent discharge deserve to die anwyay /
12:16 Mats_cd03 youre more likely to die to a negligent discharge than to a home invasion
12:16 mike_c the20year2: probably not a percentage basis?
12:16 Mats_cd03 thats the reasoning, anyway
12:16 the20year2 And you're more likely to be in a car accident 100 times over than an accidental firearm discharge
12:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i seriously don't see who'd like to keep that particular son.
12:17 mircea_popescu the best way to raise boys is to regularly give them enough rope to hang themselves and then enforce the hanging once they started it.
12:17 bounce well, it's a bit of a problem if that son first shoots half a magazine worth of neighbours
12:17 mike_c the20year2: again.. seems misleading. is that just for gun owners?
12:17 asciilifeform perhaps no one, but others want to keep theirs - and their domestic animals, window glass, etc.
12:17 the20year2 Among all accidental firearm discharges in the US , there were 600 deaths last year
12:18 the20year2 Compared to 3,500 drowning deaths, 750 people beat to death with hands and feet, 40,000 alcohol related deaths and 500,000 tobacco related deaths
12:18 mike_c yes, but everybody has hands and feet. not everybody has guns.
12:18 asciilifeform death statistics are a tiresome subject. no one dies of statistics.
12:18 Mats_cd03 how do you propose solving social problems with statistics
12:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28391 @ 0.00093973 = 26.6799 BTC [+]
12:19 the20year2 Well, i could base everything on how I "Feel", but i don't know that my feelings would have any impact on others
12:19 chetty no such thing as social problems
12:19 asciilifeform http://i.imgur.com/L6MvbiG.jpg
12:19 mircea_popescu i wonder how many deaths are "related" to statistics
12:20 mircea_popescu in the sense they are "related" to tobacco
12:20 chetty 95%
12:20 asciilifeform i can think of one example
12:20 mircea_popescu let's see... if some guy needs an operation and the insurance won't clear it because they judge he's too old/poor/etc, and he dies
12:21 mircea_popescu this would be a statistics related death neh ?
12:21 asciilifeform when the usg banned the instant 'hiv' tester device, the argument, if i recall, was that people would kill themselves on learning the result, if no surrounded by government-approved shrinks
12:21 mircea_popescu lol
12:21 benkay ;;gpg eauth benkay
12:21 gribble Request successful for user benkay, hostmask benkay!~user@216-161-94-151.ptld.qwest.net. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/39F274AFBC7ACAC7
12:21 the20year2 Didn't all those people die during holomodor due to USSR's amazing statistics & record keeping?
12:21 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
12:21 benkay ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:983637eb42b48a2be08fe9d0aa52ad0f7cb6412de4764cff08499c25
12:21 mircea_popescu wait, hiv testing is banned in the us?!
12:21 benkay
12:21 gribble You are now authenticated for user benkay with key 39F274AFBC7ACAC7
12:21 mircea_popescu the20year2 it definitely could be argued.
12:21 benkay ;;rate bitcoinpete 1 does what he says he will.
12:21 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user bitcoinpete has been recorded.
12:22 mircea_popescu twas holodomor too
12:22 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not banned as such. but the 'holy grail' that could have eradicated the virus, a pocket-sized instant electronic gizmo, sat in a glass case at one of my old employers' facility
12:22 asciilifeform and is not to be found at pharmacy.
12:22 the20year2 Although you could also blame it on lynshenkoism (sp) which kind of is a statistical thing there too
12:22 mircea_popescu dja know how miciurin died ?
12:22 asciilifeform 'fell from a strawberry tree' ?
12:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 34 @ 0.04541482 = 1.5441 BTC [-] {6}
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12:23 mircea_popescu aye.
12:23 asciilifeform like a jpm accountant.
12:23 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://www.fda.gov/forconsumers/consumerupdates/ucm310545.htm ?
12:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not this one. a re-usable, electronic gizmo that took a few min.
12:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.055055 = 0.1101 BTC [-] {2}
12:24 asciilifeform could've been used by civilians prior to putting on condom, etc.
12:24 mircea_popescu this seems to work the same way neh ?
12:24 mircea_popescu i know pron companies now use something on the sets.
12:24 mircea_popescu after that major scare a few years back
12:24 asciilifeform the difference is important (expensive, disposable, slow) vs. reusable (cheap), compact, fast.
12:25 mircea_popescu who reuses a hiv test ?!
12:25 mircea_popescu seems a bad idea.
12:25 asciilifeform i believe the gizmo in question used a 'microarray'
12:25 mircea_popescu "i got hiv from sharing the hiv tester with a hiv sufferer"
12:25 asciilifeform (SRAM with immunoreactant crap permanently bonded to the capacitors)
12:25 asciilifeform spit, wash.
12:25 asciilifeform repeat.
12:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07199 = 0.36 BTC [-]
12:26 mircea_popescu o
12:26 asciilifeform incidentally, the same tech could easily test the composition of a drug (pharmacy or back alley, user's choice)
12:26 mircea_popescu yeah
12:26 asciilifeform these things actually work.
12:28 asciilifeform in usa (and colonies) - a fellow who sells actual solutions to 'social problem' crapola is liable to 'begin to have problems.'
12:29 benkay mircea_popescu: re gpgauth.org, that doesn't store private keys though.
12:29 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=537545.msg5950668#msg5950668
12:29 ozbot New regulated UK exchange opening
12:29 mircea_popescu nefario trying the kenna trick.
12:29 mircea_popescu benkay no i understand that. but if you use it, you have to still secure your site,
12:29 mircea_popescu and then hope that both gpgauth and your link to it is also secure.
12:30 asciilifeform letmepawnmystolencraponyou.com
12:30 asciilifeform or something like that
12:30 BingoBoingo Duffer1: Your link looked link Dank discovered socks
12:30 mike_c but if you use gpgauth and they get hacked, you have an excuse. so it's ok. like when your site goes down because aws goes down, built in excuse. </sarcasm>
12:31 benkay o i thought the excuse was =========
12:31 benkay "hashes match on my device!"
12:32 mircea_popescu mike_c heh i see.
12:32 mircea_popescu but seriously now, i fail to see what it offers. i mean i suppose one could loot their github for code, and the site could be just a demo.
12:33 mircea_popescu benkay https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=135834.msg5947874#msg5947874
12:33 mircea_popescu the pr salute you.
12:34 asciilifeform in other news,
12:34 benkay i don't see my name there...
12:34 benkay some salute.
12:34 asciilifeform 'zorro' (aes-based cipher) is broken. sorry, pdf: http://cryptome.org/2014/03/zorro-break.pdf
12:35 mircea_popescu benkay a half mast salute ? :D
12:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform hjaha cool.
12:35 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/449585590187880448
12:35 ozbot Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: 'zorro' (aes-based cipher) ...
12:35 mircea_popescu there, i've now robbed peter to pay paul.
12:35 mircea_popescu can i be government yet ?
12:36 benkay ;;gettrust eskimobob
12:36 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user eskimobob: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=eskimobob | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=eskimobob | Rated since: Sat Jun 4 12:35:57 2011
12:36 tg2 Bro do u even r8
12:36 mike_c true or false: if i type a password into my shell, and then call 'history -c', i am ok?
12:37 tg2 Hdd or ssd?
12:37 mircea_popescu mike_c not ok.
12:37 mike_c assume i am not worried about someone raw-reading my hdd. are there other attack vectors?
12:37 tg2 Auth logs often will keep a history of commands
12:37 mircea_popescu yes. the shell only flushes the session at times.
12:37 mircea_popescu so your -c may or may not hit what you want
12:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07299999 = 0.365 BTC [+]
12:38 mircea_popescu a good approach is to search everywhere for another string in the history file, then wipe your password from everywhere you found keeps a copy.
12:38 mike_c ok, thanks.
12:38 mircea_popescu and this to be done after all processes involved ended.
12:39 tg2 Grep -iR "yourpass" /
12:39 tg2 Go have a coffee
12:39 asciilifeform the 'zorro' thing isn't a mega-news, on account of it being a kind of 'castrated' aes variant
12:39 tg2 Lol
12:39 mircea_popescu unless you conveniently search ram etc.
12:39 asciilifeform but still interesting that people bother.
12:40 bounce all the while "yourpass" sits in the process list for all to see
12:43 mircea_popescu if you like yourpass you can keep yourpass.
12:43 BingoBoingo http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/2/9/97749/World/International/Putin-says-Crimea-showed-new-capacities-of-Russian.aspx
12:43 ozbot Putin says Crimea showed 'new capacities' of Russian army - International - World - Ahram Online
12:44 mircea_popescu 10mF
12:44 asciilifeform lol!
12:46 asciilifeform because we're madmen, let's actually calculate this.
12:46 BingoBoingo http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/yanukovych_calls_for_referendums_across_ukraine
12:46 ozbot Ukraine: Crimea Bases Under Russian Control |
12:46 asciilifeform http://www.extremeelectronics.co.uk/blog/capacitance-of-a-human-body/
12:47 ozbot Extreme Electronics | Capacitance of a human body
12:47 asciilifeform let's take the 100pF value, conservatively.
12:47 asciilifeform ;;google russian army strength 2014
12:47 gribble Global Firepower - 2014 World Military Strength Ranking: <http://www.globalfirepower.com/>; Russia Military Strength - Global Firepower: <http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=russia>; 2014 Russian military intervention in Ukraine - Wikipedia, the free ...: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Russian_military_intervention_in_Ukraine>
12:47 * mircea_popescu prepares to fall over laughing.
12:48 benkay this apparently is how options are working now: http://bitbet.us/bet/798/bitcoin-to-drop-under-400-before-june/ http://bitbet.us/bet/799/bitcoin-price-above-800-before-july/
12:49 mircea_popescu lol srsly.
12:49 asciilifeform if we take the 69 million available men figure,
12:49 Mats_cd03 neat
12:49 asciilifeform ;;calc (200e-12 * 69000000) / (1e-3)
12:49 gribble Error: invalid syntax (<string>, line 1)
12:49 asciilifeform whatever, ~13.8 millifarad.
12:49 asciilifeform so, mp is quite close.
12:50 asciilifeform mp wins 'fermi' prize.
12:50 * asciilifeform bows.
12:51 BingoBoingo http://www.globalfirepower.com/active-reserve-military-manpower.asp
12:52 asciilifeform homework: calculate 'if the chinese jumped.'
12:52 asciilifeform (actual physics puzzle from my childhood)
12:52 the20year2 Reserves are calculated differently in each country
12:54 asciilifeform 200pf
12:54 asciilifeform damn, not awake
12:54 the20year2 that's more than double 100pf , right?
12:54 asciilifeform given value is for 200.
12:55 asciilifeform incidentally, capacitance of the body is not mere trivia, but modern mobile gizmotry lives and dies by it (touch panel.)
12:55 asciilifeform (try using a capacitative panel with your fingernail)
12:57 asciilifeform http://www.navytimes.com/article/20140328/NEWS/303280014/Navy-says-farewell-fire-damaged-sub-Miami
12:57 ozbot Navy says farewell to fire-damaged sub Miami | Navy Times | navytimes.com
12:57 the20year2 do they put caps in styluses?
12:57 asciilifeform in the russian wankasphere, at the time, there were countless wags suggesting nominating the drunk for 'order of lenin'
12:57 benkay capacitor not necessary for capacitance
12:58 asciilifeform virtually anything is a capacitor, depending on your circumstances.
12:58 benkay pedant
12:58 asciilifeform just some are larger than others.
12:58 benkay some are also engineered and subsequently manufactured.
12:58 benkay vs grown in wombs
12:58 asciilifeform at this point, even cable monkeys, afaik, know this - because at high frequencies, a wire is a capacitor
12:58 asciilifeform a kink in the cable - an inductor.
12:59 asciilifeform the 'lumped element model' of electronics was ok for the first half of 20th c.
12:59 asciilifeform now, not so much.
12:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 49.34183188 BTC to 80`674 shares, 61162 satoshi per share
12:59 benkay kinks can even induce reflections if your application's sensitive to 'em.
13:00 benkay once had to design a nightmare of a cable harness for wafer probing.
13:00 asciilifeform mismatched impedence -> also reflections. undergrad physics.
13:00 Mats_cd03 i love you guys
13:00 asciilifeform try it at home!
13:00 asciilifeform even the lowliest asian oscilloscope comes with built-in test waveform generator
13:00 benkay minimum bend radii, maximum cable lengths, nobody ever wanted to cram that many probes that close together before, handed the problem to resident kid.
13:01 asciilifeform attach to a cable made with two segments of mismatched impedence
13:01 asciilifeform the other end, to a probe.
13:01 punkman asciilifeform: what's a good chinese brand for scopes?
13:01 asciilifeform then watch the echos.
13:01 mircea_popescu asciilifeform dude i think i actually can prove there won't be no "lead standard".
13:01 asciilifeform punkman: mine's a recent 'rigol' (has documented interface, linux friendly)
13:01 asciilifeform other people - use others
13:01 asciilifeform for HF work, a 1978 'hewlett packard'
13:02 asciilifeform wake up diametric, he'll describe his collection.
13:02 diametric collection of what?
13:02 asciilifeform instruments
13:02 asciilifeform and their purposes
13:03 mircea_popescu http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2014/03/27/college-offers-a-course-miley-cyrus-but-not-twerking/6953809/
13:03 ozbot College offers a course on Miley Cyrus, but not twerking
13:04 asciilifeform ;;google Rigol DS1102D
13:04 gribble DS1102D 100 MHz Mixed Signal Oscilloscope | Rigol - Beyond ...: <http://www.rigolna.com/products/digital-oscilloscopes/ds1000d/ds1102d/>; Amazon.com: Rigol DS1102D 100MHz Mixed Signal Oscilloscope ...: <http://www.amazon.com/Rigol-DS1102D-Oscilloscope-channels-connectivity/dp/B003MYUFKQ>; Rigol DS1102D Digital Oscilloscope 100MHz with Logic Analyzer ...: (1 more message)
13:04 asciilifeform reasonably cheap, all-purpose gizmo
13:04 diametric oh, I have a collection but ultimately I don't do enough electronics work to give that great of opinions on it.
13:04 asciilifeform if a little of a 'trabambourghini'.
13:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00093923 = 4.7431 BTC [-]
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13:04 diametric ;;google owon sds7102
13:04 gribble Amazon.com: Owon SDS7102 Deep Memory Digital Storage ...: <http://www.amazon.com/SDS7102-Digital-Oscilloscope-2-channel-interface/dp/B006G54K3G>; REVIEW - Owon SDS7102 - A look at the SDS series from Owon - Page ...: <http://www.eevblog.com/forum/testgear/review-of-owon-sds7102/>; OWON SDS7102 Complete Review - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqcEi6ru4ZM>
13:05 diametric thats the one I have, it works well for my uses.
13:05 asciilifeform i think most people (who have any dealings with such matters, at any rate) own at least 2 scopes - a chinese trambo, and a vintage american analogue unit.
13:05 benkay "vintage"? how old is vintage?
13:05 diametric yeah I have a 79 (i think?) tektronics of some sort I haven't used very much
13:06 asciilifeform 1970s usually
13:06 benkay those are a joy
13:06 asciilifeform similar machines are still made. $2-3K+
13:06 benkay i had to have someone who grew up with them teach me how to use them though.
13:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.07299999 = 0.511 BTC [+] {2}
13:06 benkay manuals having long since disappeared from the shop.
13:06 asciilifeform using a scope isn't rocket surgery
13:07 asciilifeform and you can usually find the manual on the net.
13:07 benkay << lowly mechanical
13:07 asciilifeform it's merely a voltmeter with a time axis.
13:07 benkay plus also cameraderie and mentorship.
13:08 asciilifeform the first oscilloscope wasn't even electronic in the usual sense (mirror on a rope, deflected by electrostatic charges, candle, projects on wall)
13:08 asciilifeform most of what we think of as 'high tech' was created by people who never lived to see a plastic bag.
13:08 asciilifeform think of it that way.
13:09 * asciilifeform is mostly an uneducated brute, who learned of things by playing with them, and libraries.
13:09 benkay lucky them, living in such a slow time and communing with such giants.
13:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.073 = 0.146 BTC [+]
13:10 the20year2 if i had a major need for one i could have picked up a few by now
13:10 asciilifeform instruments with acceptable, if not great, quality, are more available today than ever.
13:11 benkay asciilifeform, mircea_popescu, diametric and chipfolk at large: on a scale of zero to crackpot: http://ootbcomp.com/
13:11 asciilifeform navhul-lacsup << urbit syllablegen? !
13:11 benkay asciilifeform: looks like it, neh?
13:11 benkay ahoy the sub
13:11 navhul-lacsup asciilifeform: yeah, I lurk there
13:12 mircea_popescu benkay i don't know enough about cpus to be useful there.
13:12 asciilifeform somebody linked to 'mill' in my comment peanutgallery once
13:12 mircea_popescu navhul-lacsup wait, so is this actually an urbit powered irc bouncer ?!
13:12 mircea_popescu wait wait wait nowai, you don't lose connection nearly frequently enough.
13:12 punkman oh sweet, you can hack these Rigols http://hackaday.com/2013/07/02/unlocking-a-rigol-scope-once-again/
13:12 asciilifeform these folks are crackpots, quite possibly inspired by my ravings re: dataflow archs. so i am to blame.
13:13 asciilifeform they've no hardware.
13:13 diametric punkman: maybe, i vaguely remember reading after that came out the newer shipped ones don't work
13:13 diametric punkman: i could be wrong
13:13 navhul-lacsup i like a lot of technical goals of the project, but I do worry that it is too radical to take off
13:13 benkay insufficiently-horsed is more like it.
13:14 navhul-lacsup maybe a clone written for the JVM would be more popular/successful
13:14 asciilifeform navhul-lacsup: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1390
13:14 mircea_popescu so ascii is to blame huh ?
13:14 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1qd3bwv3N4
13:14 ozbot "Behold the Lord High Executioner" - YouTube
13:15 navhul-lacsup I'm mostly interested in upgrading internet architecture with referential transparency, no bitrot, and secure identity baked in
13:15 navhul-lacsup the stuff under that layer is beyond me, and seems to add to the risk of the project
13:15 navhul-lacsup but Curtis wouldn't be excited enough to do it without reinventing the world from scratch
13:16 asciilifeform navhul-lacsup: 'you can't mold a bullet from shit' (rus. saying)
13:16 asciilifeform curtis found a dog turd, dried for years, and decided that it is hard enough to whittle bullet from
13:16 navhul-lacsup I'll read your post when I am off paid time
13:17 navhul-lacsup (I actually rss subscribe to your blog)
13:17 asciilifeform my recommendation is - don't - it will probably make you unhappy
13:18 asciilifeform (tldr version - curtis re-invented: nothing. 'old wine in new bottle')
13:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2014/the-bezzle-usd-and-the-tide-usd/#comment-98750
13:24 mircea_popescu navhul-lacsup well nice toi have you anyways.
13:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 3350 @ 0.00050002 = 1.6751 BTC [-] {2}
13:27 rithm if only they'd print serial numbers on all those tide bottles...
13:27 mircea_popescu rithm they do.
13:28 mircea_popescu all fmcg carries lot and serial identification.
13:28 rithm are you sure? when did that start?
13:28 mircea_popescu the 80s ?
13:28 rithm i'll have to do more grocery shopping to confirm this theroy
13:28 mircea_popescu look around the seams, usually where the typographical allignment marks are.
13:29 rithm i personally operate mostly in the bezzle space obv
13:29 mircea_popescu i think most everyone here does.
13:29 mircea_popescu i know i do.
13:29 mircea_popescu well... or used to, i guess bitcoin changes that.
13:29 rithm i'm very intriqgued by the tideUSD market though
13:30 rithm -q
13:30 the20year2 tideusd?
13:30 rithm mmmhmmmm
13:30 the20year2 Tide? The soap?
13:31 mircea_popescu rithm if us ngos were actually useful rather than a cozy retreat for useless white cunts, we'd have some research data available as to actual economic expenditure of ghetto household
13:31 mircea_popescu i suspect on average about 1/3 of available resources goes to chemicals.
13:31 mircea_popescu the20year2 yea
13:31 the20year2 i know soap theft is pretty big
13:32 benkay "chemicals" including lots of nominally nutritive materials
13:32 rithm mircea_popescu i have supporting data based on my surroundings that confirm your hypothesis
13:32 the20year2 you mean ghetto food too?
13:32 mircea_popescu benkay i mostly meant psychoactives.
13:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4300 @ 0.00093712 = 4.0296 BTC [-]
13:32 the20year2 Ah, drugs
13:32 mircea_popescu rithm sure, i have a lot of anecdotal support
13:32 rithm well alcohol and tobacco consume large portions of the blue collar paycheck
13:32 the20year2 I'd love to see the data
13:32 rithm erm tideUSD
13:33 mircea_popescu generally you can "crash", ie, board, for free with "friends"
13:33 the20year2 but look at top employers in ghetto areas
13:33 mircea_popescu but "friendship" is borne out of sharing chems.
13:33 mircea_popescu so in a sense, rent for the ghetto is paid in grams.
13:33 asciilifeform then there are the Chukchas
13:33 asciilifeform and their 'amanita muscaria'
13:33 rithm ic
13:33 asciilifeform where the drug is - literally - shared with friends.
13:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform exact same practice existed in medieval romanian and prior
13:34 asciilifeform (excreted unchanged, piss is served)
13:34 mircea_popescu and in medieval crimeea, scythic times.
13:34 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: everywhere the thing grows
13:40 tg2 grams/month living index
13:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22834 @ 0.00093663 = 21.387 BTC [-]
13:45 ThickAsThieves http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-03/25/homeopathy-contains-medicine
13:45 ozbot Homeopathic remedies recalled for containing real medicine (Wired UK)
13:46 asciilifeform good thing james randi didn't eat a kilo of that one
13:46 asciilifeform during his demos
13:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.00242896 = 0.3643 BTC [+] {4}
13:47 the20year2 oh dang
13:47 the20year2 i've never understood homeopathy, and i don't think most who believe in it do either
13:48 benkay not much to understand, the20year2.
13:48 benkay there's nothing there.
13:48 asciilifeform re: http://nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1 << every bottle of laundry crap, in every shop, where i live - has a bulky rfid alarm gizmo chained to it.
13:49 benkay asciilifeform: there aren't zappers floating around?
13:49 asciilifeform the shop clerk disarms it with some electro crap built into the cash register, and snips off the alarm wire
13:49 the20year2 Yeah
13:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38850 @ 0.00093751 = 36.4223 BTC [+] {3}
13:49 the20year2 same with electronics in most stores
13:49 asciilifeform thieves have been walking with shield bags for many years.
13:49 asciilifeform same kind of bag used to house static-sensitive electronics, but larger.
13:49 benkay asciilifeform: this defense ignores the store mandates that store employees not actually do anything during a theft for fear of liability.
13:50 asciilifeform the alarm goes off many times, every day, cries wolf
13:50 asciilifeform and who would chase a genuine thief? the 'minimum wage' clerk?
13:51 jurov smile sheepishly, shrug it off, walk out
13:51 benkay asciilifeform: that is what i'm driving at.
13:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform cuz you live in the sticks. they don't bother with that shit here.
13:51 asciilifeform one day we will probably see shops where you enter and leave through a 'man trap'
13:51 mircea_popescu they DO however rfid the hell out of alcohol bottles
13:51 asciilifeform lets you in if your (radio-enabled) card has credit
13:52 asciilifeform lets you out if your balance - minus the prices reported by radio tags on the junk in your bags - is positive
13:52 asciilifeform no clerks.
13:52 asciilifeform ;;google mantrap
13:52 gribble Mantrap - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantrap>; What is mantrap - WhatIs.com - TechTarget: <http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/mantrap-interlocking-door-controller>; Mantrap (1926) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0017119/>
13:53 asciilifeform aka airlock
13:53 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIgAYh_7z2Y
13:53 ozbot Bank robber trapped in Access Control Vestibule - YouTube
13:55 benkay mircea_popescu: most places in the US alcohol is only touchable by the clerks.
13:55 mircea_popescu the epic http://trilema.com/2012/what-does-a-start-up-run-on/ was made by me loading my own cart.
13:55 asciilifeform benkay: in the cities. it is sold through a little window, like movie tickets.
13:56 BingoBoingo benkay: Sounds like a sad place
13:56 asciilifeform elsewhere, it is sold like ordinary things
13:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that's how they do pond shops here.
13:56 asciilifeform ;;google chechen mafia booth
13:56 gribble Who Knows Jack? - American Journalism Review: <http://ajrarchive.org/article.asp?id=3613>; The Judeo-Russian Mafia And The Bloodbath To Come, by Dr ...: <http://www.deliberation.info/the-judeo-russian-mafia-and-the-bloodbath-to-come-by-dr-lasha-darkmoon/>; Chechnya Leaders Claim Terrorist Who Called for Olympic Attacks ...: <http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-Sports/2014/01/17 (1 more message)
13:57 benkay oh it's the most hilarious in the occupied cascadian territories, BingoBoingo
13:57 benkay we labor under a state sponsored liquor monopoly.
13:58 BingoBoingo benkay: Here we have liquor and tobacco superstores where you can browse the aisles
13:58 benkay go fuck yourself
13:58 benkay i hate socialism
13:58 BingoBoingo Walk up to the counter, walk out with a keg
13:58 asciilifeform places where shops get robbed beyond some critical frequency tend to sprout 'chechen'-style kiosks. picture a shipping container, perhaps with a bit of extra armour, with a small hole.
13:59 asciilifeform money enters, booze, smokes, etc. come out.
13:59 benkay that was my experience in NYC, asciilifeform.
13:59 benkay luckily, we don't have much actual in-person robbery here. just communism.
13:59 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo is that chicago ?
14:00 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: St Louis.
14:00 BingoBoingo The gas stations in less desirable areas have armor, glass and kiosks
14:00 mircea_popescu weird shit.
14:01 BingoBoingo The larger outfits just have people cabable of handling security handling security
14:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.0706604 = 1.7665 BTC [-] {11}
14:02 BingoBoingo http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/gutcheck/2011/04/bodegas_obergo_lagrimas_de_obergo_rosado_randalls.php
14:03 BingoBoingo The image midpage almost captures the scale of the place
14:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.07 = 0.63 BTC [-] {2}
14:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 31 @ 0.0064999 = 0.2015 BTC [+]
14:05 tg2 http://m.aedifica.com/en/news/saq-signature-concept-honored-by-the-retail-design-institute
14:05 ozbot SAQ Signature concept honored by the Retail Design Institute
14:05 tg2 thats our fanciest booze store
14:05 tg2 better: http://m.aedifica.com/en/expertise/retail/saq-signature
14:05 tg2 5500 sq ft
14:06 benkay it's not nearly as bad here as i make it out
14:06 benkay the nice stores are nice, obviously.
14:07 benkay the monopoly is a horrendous thing.
14:07 tg2 yeah it's bad
14:07 tg2 an $80 bottle of wine in florida can be $300+ by the time it gets here
14:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0065 = 0.13 BTC [+]
14:08 tg2 probably one of the worst examples of government monopoly
14:08 benkay what's even more funny is that canadian beef is cheaper here than it is up there.
14:08 tg2 yeah but we like USDA beef ;)
14:08 tg2 classic "grass is greener"
14:09 BingoBoingo St Louis also has a sort of privately run beer welfare, take the free AB brewery tour and get two beers at the end
14:09 benkay USDA's horrendously more expensive up north.
14:09 tg2 12oz AAA tenderloin is $45+ in most places here
14:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00093964 = 9.3024 BTC [+] {2}
14:10 tg2 not from the butcher, but in any respectable restaurant
14:10 benkay ah
14:10 benkay i was going to say.
14:10 tg2 its around $78/kg here
14:10 tg2 for usda/aaa
14:10 tg2 from the grocery
14:10 tg2 $26 per 12oz
14:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.069998 = 0.49 BTC [-]
14:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 333 @ 0.0065 = 2.1645 BTC [+]
14:11 benkay argentina!
14:11 tg2 wife's family owns a bunch of dairy farms
14:11 Mats_cd03 .bait
14:11 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lfaiSyrG1qk6jw7o1_500.jpg
14:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 60 @ 0.00659111 = 0.3955 BTC [+] {3}
14:12 tg2 so we get free-range grass-fed beef
14:12 tg2 sauce: http://keyj.com/and-the-hot-twitter-girl-of-the-month-is-natacha-daro-pictures/
14:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.055 = 0.33 BTC [+] {2}
14:13 the20year2 daaang
14:14 asciilifeform http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2014/03/24/veteran-cyclist-knew-the-dangers-all-too-well.html
14:14 ozbot Veteran cyclist killed by minivan knew the dangers all too well | The Columbus Dispatch
14:14 tg2 https://twitter.com/NatachaDaroOK
14:14 ozbot Natacha Daro (NatachaDaroOK) on Twitter
14:14 asciilifeform (tldr - jpm corpse)
14:14 the20year2 tg2: where are you?
14:14 mircea_popescu lmao. most excellent wine here is about 10-15 bucks.
14:14 mircea_popescu what 80, what 300.
14:14 tg2 I thought it was sacha grey in that pic
14:14 mircea_popescu the finest cognac in the world goes for ~55 a bottle.
14:14 the20year2 AAA beef grade is USDA choice which is pretty low
14:14 tg2 :|
14:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 70 @ 0.0068611 = 0.4803 BTC [+]
14:15 tg2 I guess we have different taste in wine :)
14:15 mircea_popescu possibly.
14:15 mircea_popescu but i've yet to have a decent us wine.
14:15 mircea_popescu i don't even mean good. decent. something i could in good conscience feed women.
14:15 tg2 i can give you a list of "to-try" if youw ant
14:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.00242784 = 0.1554 BTC [-] {4}
14:16 tg2 you're close to napa I'm guessing
14:16 mircea_popescu many have.
14:16 tg2 1 just have one
14:16 tg2 you can try
14:16 mircea_popescu no, im in romania. close to recas.
14:16 tg2 opus one
14:16 tg2 then insignia
14:16 tg2 then silver oak
14:16 tg2 ;)
14:16 mircea_popescu insignia ?!
14:16 tg2 I have cases of it
14:16 tg2 its great
14:16 mircea_popescu i thought that was a flat panel tv maker o.O
14:16 tg2 puts california on the map imo
14:17 tg2 http://www.josephphelps.com/insignia-wine/
14:17 ozbot Insignia : Joseph Phelps Vineyards
14:17 tg2 http://en.opusonewinery.com/
14:17 ozbot Opus One
14:17 BingoBoingo ;;google insignia product
14:17 gribble Insignia Consumer Electronic Products: <http://www.insigniaproducts.com/>; Product Support | Insignia: <http://www.insigniaproducts.com/support.html>; Insignia Flat Screen Television Collection | LCD HDTVs | Insignia: <http://www.insigniaproducts.com/products/televisions.html>
14:17 tg2 haha
14:17 tg2 yes they are
14:17 tg2 but the wine has more lineage
14:17 tg2 ;D
14:18 mircea_popescu lolk
14:18 mircea_popescu i dunno how much lineage it can have, but anyway
14:18 BingoBoingo I have trouble trusting a brand named after something a brand is supposed to have, rather than actually having its own
14:18 tg2 it's a great wine
14:19 tg2 but it's $325 a bottle here
14:19 tg2 I found a case of opus one in a convenience store in maui
14:19 tg2 for $55 per bottle
14:20 tg2 at the back of a fridge
14:20 BingoBoingo ;;ident
14:20 gribble Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
14:20 tg2 was 1996
14:20 tg2 this was in ~2008
14:21 tg2 http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/opus+one+napa+valley+county+north+coast+california+usa/1996
14:21 ozbot 1996 Opus One, Napa Valley, USA: prices | wine-searcher
14:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15615 @ 0.00093446 = 14.5916 BTC [-] {4}
14:22 tg2 anyway, all this to say fuck government monopolies
14:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 30 @ 0.0068611 = 0.2058 BTC [+]
14:23 mircea_popescu http://www.recaswine.ro/CrameleRecas/galerie.php?r=na
14:23 ozbot Cramele Recas/ Recas Winery
14:23 mircea_popescu this'be the winery about 20 miles from here.
14:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 483 @ 0.00698395 = 3.3732 BTC [+] {2}
14:24 mircea_popescu they make something like 10 mn bottles a year, most of it sold as entry and mid range wine. if you run into it tho buy it, because it's probably the best you'll ever drink at that price level.
14:24 tg2 I would go for some italian super tuscans
14:24 tg2 that should be available where you are
14:24 tg2 sassicaia
14:24 punkman I got this box of wine here that was about 3eur/litre.
14:25 punkman same thing is shipped to France and bottled, then sold to Americans for a huge premium
14:25 tg2 my eyes are rolling so hard right now
14:25 punkman yah
14:25 mircea_popescu punkman about how it works, yeah.
14:26 tg2 next time you guys are in montreal ping me we'll hit the cellar :)
14:27 mircea_popescu do you have to heat the cellars up there ?
14:27 tg2 yes actually
14:27 tg2 lol
14:29 tg2 I have a pit cellar (under the house) and cold air tends to make it's way down there
14:29 mircea_popescu aha
14:29 mircea_popescu must suck
14:29 tg2 well if it freezes
14:29 tg2 you just ruined thousands of bottles
14:29 mircea_popescu ya that's the end of it
14:29 tg2 so yes
14:29 punkman I could use a nice cellar
14:29 mircea_popescu but ideally, people should live in places where a properly dug cellar maintains a proper temperature with no exceptions.
14:30 mircea_popescu there's criteria to choose where to live.
14:30 tg2 I /think/ it's actually below the frost line but I wouldn't want to test it out
14:30 tg2 I keep them at 14C
14:30 mircea_popescu (incidentally, do you know how roman legionnaires chose where to settle down ? ie, they wanted to be able to grow wine)
14:30 tg2 well romans + wine goes pretty hand in hand
14:31 mircea_popescu indeed.
14:32 tg2 sadly I don't know of many romanian wines
14:32 tg2 geographically they should be able to grow the same caliber of wine as itali
14:33 mircea_popescu they actually beat france.
14:33 mircea_popescu better soil.
14:33 tg2 its a combination of soil and sun and temperature
14:33 mircea_popescu yeah.
14:34 tg2 craiova is about the same latitude as the two regions in italy and france that produce the "top" wines
14:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3814 @ 0.00213751 = 8.1525 BTC [-] {23}
14:34 mike_c no more tesla fires: https://medium.com/p/544f35965a0d
14:34 tg2 you need hills of the right orientation, arid seasons, mild temperature variances and the right amount of daylight (and, you know, some fugesi) to grow good wine
14:35 mike_c tl;dr: watch a tesla run over a concrete block: https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/800/1*jX6zAXW-xmUgkNDhi891zQ.gif
14:35 mircea_popescu http://www.winetaste.ro/images/vinom/1-1-0.jpg
14:35 mircea_popescu thats a map of the major wine producing zones
14:35 tg2 http://allthingsd.com/20130820/teslas-model-s-breaks-roof-testing-machine-car-safety-record/
14:35 ozbot Tesla Model S Awarded NHTSA's Highest Safety Rating - John Paczkowski - News - AllThingsD
14:36 mircea_popescu mike_c quite impressive.
14:36 mircea_popescu but you know, what happens if the obstacle isn't brissant
14:36 mike_c immovable object, unstoppable force, who knows?
14:36 punkman so they redesigned Paypal to be responsive or whatever, now I can't even get to my account page
14:36 tg2 lol
14:37 tg2 they're doing the world a service.
14:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.0009341 = 11.4894 BTC [-]
14:37 mike_c plus neither I nor google knows what brissant means.
14:37 mircea_popescu punkman there's a bug of stupid going around, they fucked up namecheap earilier.
14:37 mircea_popescu mike_c from french brisser, which crumbles
14:37 mircea_popescu the opposite of ductility
14:37 mike_c ah. my limited language skills at work.
14:38 tg2 that special feeling when paypal sends you an email that your account is now "restricted" and they're going to hang on to your $200k while they evaluate the situation for the next 6 months
14:38 tg2 at which point they may or may not give it back
14:38 tg2 depending on how they feel
14:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.0009341 = 17.4677 BTC [-]
14:38 punkman I just use it for small purchases here and there
14:38 benkay mike_c: show me the same thing with a piece of steel a la what kicked off a recent Tesla fire.
14:38 mircea_popescu ^
14:38 tg2 I'm surprised they haven't been sued into the ground yet. People are overly complacent
14:38 mike_c they ran over an alternator and a tow hitch. but they were brissant.
14:38 mircea_popescu tg2 they settle.
14:38 tg2 even gox - it amazes me
14:38 mircea_popescu it's actually a decent way to make a buck.
14:39 tg2 "oh well guys looks like we lost 500m$" "silly us"
14:39 benkay what, a tow hitch is brissant?
14:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.055 = 0.275 BTC [+]
14:39 mircea_popescu mike_c well see, there's a reason why karate guys break one foot of brick but never try half inch of cast iron pot.
14:39 benkay i figured those were ductile.
14:39 mike_c tow hitch: https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/800/1*sHsOwbthEUip1d-CRPZcFg.gif
14:39 benkay ah.
14:39 tg2 that concrete was likely cast for that express test
14:39 mike_c actually less brissant than i thought
14:39 benkay well it's still
14:39 benkay steel
14:39 mircea_popescu wow pretty good going with the hitch
14:40 benkay ductile != brissant
14:40 tg2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgOtMQcMnH0
14:40 ozbot Easy Concrete Demolition, Rock Breaking, Excavating: How to Break Rocks, Concrete Easily with Dexpan
14:40 tg2 check that shit out
14:40 mircea_popescu what's that item flyiong out after the puncture /
14:40 tg2 i'd like to see a tesla drive over that
14:40 benkay bolt holding plates in, mircea_popescu
14:40 benkay you can see the threads strip and then it wobble out
14:40 mircea_popescu that's one motherfucking bolt
14:40 mircea_popescu it looks like it'd barely fit a virgin ass.
14:40 tg2 its not a bolt
14:40 benkay helluva lever arm across the width of the body
14:40 tg2 it's a pop pin
14:41 tg2 plastic pin that holds that cover on
14:41 benkay a!
14:41 tg2 they use it in interior panels
14:41 mircea_popescu ah
14:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5201 @ 0.0001179 = 0.6132 BTC [+] {2}
14:41 benkay seems a bit inertia-y for plastic
14:41 benkay should tumble and slow much more imho
14:41 benkay but what do i know
14:41 tg2 http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/attachments/2nd-gen-tacomas/196177d1361060205-2013-access-cab-rear-headrest-removal-help-kgrhqeoknie1mznh-0ubn-1tst59g-_35.jpg
14:41 mircea_popescu anyway, pretty impressive armor they got on the thing
14:41 mircea_popescu what is it, some poly something ?
14:42 benkay could it be a metal pop pin?
14:42 tg2 it oculd yes but its likely plsatic
14:42 benkay it's holding in super vibrate-y al plates, though.
14:42 benkay those would cut right through plastic over time.
14:43 benkay plus shine, plus no tumble and maintaining the same speed as car...
14:43 benkay makes me think metal.
14:43 tg2 here
14:43 tg2 http://www.factoryoemparts.com/inventory/11519807.jpg
14:43 tg2 you can see, that is exactly what it is
14:43 benkay nigga i know what a pop pin is
14:43 tg2 it could be metalic
14:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.055 = 0.11 BTC [+]
14:43 benkay i'm marshalling reasons why it might be metallic.
14:43 tg2 > bolt holding plates in, mircea_popescu
14:43 tg2 clearly
14:43 benkay <tg2> plastic pin that holds that cover on
14:44 benkay <benkay> a!
14:44 mircea_popescu the item in the video doesn't match that jpg
14:44 tg2 ^
14:44 mike_c mircea_popescu: three shields, aluminum bar, then titanium shield, then aluminum deflector shield.
14:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59 BTC [-]
14:44 mircea_popescu mike_c all metallic ? impressive
14:44 benkay lipo's, yo.
14:45 benkay crashed a model airplane recently, banana'd a battery.
14:45 mircea_popescu must be some high performance al-cu alloy
14:45 mike_c re: not brissant: " provides another layer of deflection and finally causes the Model S to ramp up and over the object if it is essentially incompressible and immovable"
14:45 benkay going to puncture it on a drunken weekend soon
14:45 mike_c so if it doesn't crumble it causes the car to fly!
14:46 tg2 wifes s3 blew up while charging
14:46 mircea_popescu this looks like 2618 level shit.
14:46 tg2 like expanded and then blew out
14:46 tg2 burnt the nightstand
14:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00565714 = 0.5657 BTC [-] {8}
14:46 tg2 next level samsung QC
14:47 BingoBoingo ;;seen vexual
14:47 gribble vexual was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 1 day, 19 hours, 31 minutes, and 14 seconds ago: <Vexual> lasers in the eye is never good tat
14:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3639 @ 0.00094073 = 3.4233 BTC [+]
14:47 tg2 benkay, just charge it at 5-10x it's C rating
14:47 benkay where's the fun in that, tg2 ?
14:47 benkay 'sides, risky for the charger.
14:47 tg2 ok ok shoot it with a firearm
14:47 benkay that's another plan.
14:48 benkay but firearms and booze are not my favorite combo.
14:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00404933 = 0.4049 BTC [-] {7}
14:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.007215 = 0.1443 BTC [-] {2}
14:50 the20year2 almost .0075
14:50 BingoBoingo firearms and booze are like cars and booze, best kept well apart from each other in time and space
14:51 benkay !t h rent
14:52 assbot I haven't understood a single word you've said since I met you, not one single word.
14:52 benkay the manip is in, eh, the20year2 ?
14:52 the20year2 News
14:52 benkay plan to let your stockholders sell at the same price as your round 2 ipo?
14:52 benkay iplol
14:52 the20year2 i haven't had to buy a single share to increase price
14:52 moiety evening
14:52 benkay totally, man.
14:52 benkay lo mo
14:52 kakobrekla how cum the ticker aint working, this aint right.
14:52 benkay !t m s.mpoe
14:52 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00092844 / 0.00093601 / 0.000944 (1677335 shares, 1,570.02 BTC), 7D: 0.00092844 / 0.00094341 / 0.00095875 (6339010 shares, 5,980.31 BTC), 30D: 0.000745 / 0.00086422 / 0.00096 (31068816 shares, 26,850.50 BTC)
14:52 benkay !mp
14:52 assbot Please use http://dpaste.com/
14:52 benkay !help
14:52 assbot List of commands:
14:52 assbot !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
14:52 assbot !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
14:52 assbot !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
14:52 assbot !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
14:52 assbot !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
14:52 assbot !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com)
14:52 assbot !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
14:52 assbot !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
14:52 BingoBoingo !t h COG
14:54 assbot It says some pelt-wearin' trapper, some stinkin' bean-suckin' possum skinner, he's gonna collect that reward money.
14:54 kakobrekla nothing.
14:54 benkay testing...
14:54 kakobrekla lol
14:54 benkay testing in production....
14:54 benkay assbarf
14:54 mike_c assbot is trying to catch up to mp's line count
14:54 kakobrekla havelock api is down
14:54 kakobrekla or they changed ips
14:54 kakobrekla or something
14:54 BingoBoingo Scam
14:54 kakobrekla ping topace
14:54 benkay he's not involved any more, kakobrekla
14:54 benkay GOSH
14:54 kakobrekla lel
14:54 kakobrekla but he is their sys admin
14:54 kakobrekla afaik?
14:54 topace pong
14:54 kakobrekla something wrong wit the api?
14:54 kakobrekla lol assbot
14:54 topace did the IP change ?
14:54 topace you had me change the hostname
14:54 topace but i figured it was the same IP
14:54 topace if the IP changed, then i need to modify firewall
14:54 kakobrekla its the same ip
14:55 moiety assbot has diarrhoea?
14:55 kakobrekla lets take this to private
14:55 topace k
14:55 BingoBoingo !t m MNKY
14:55 assbot It says some pelt-wearin' trapper, some stinkin' bean-suckin' possum skinner, he's gonna collect that reward money.
14:55 moiety lolol
14:56 topace !ticker h rent
14:56 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00600000 / 0.00665087 / 0.00735000 (1380 shares, 9.17820480 BTC), 7D: 0.00521010 / 0.00581253 / 0.00735000 (5100 shares, 29.64390553 BTC), 30D: 0.00510111 / 0.00559595 / 0.00900001 (48904 shares, 273.66417474 BTC)
14:56 kakobrekla dafuk
14:56 moiety ;; later tell mircea_popescu a turtle surfing seal pup?! lolol
14:56 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:57 kakobrekla !t h rent
14:57 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00600000 / 0.00665087 / 0.00735000 (1380 shares, 9.17820480 BTC), 7D: 0.00521010 / 0.00581253 / 0.00735000 (5100 shares, 29.64390553 BTC), 30D: 0.00510111 / 0.00559595 / 0.00900001 (48904 shares, 273.66417474 BTC)
14:57 kakobrekla what is this nao
14:57 kakobrekla benkay you are broked
14:57 benkay i r broked?
14:57 benkay !t h rent
14:57 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00600000 / 0.00665087 / 0.00735000 (1380 shares, 9.17820480 BTC), 7D: 0.00521010 / 0.00581253 / 0.00735000 (5100 shares, 29.64390553 BTC), 30D: 0.00510111 / 0.00559595 / 0.00900001 (48904 shares, 273.66417474 BTC)
14:58 kakobrekla anyway, where were we
14:58 kakobrekla wheelbarrows!
14:59 BingoBoingo !t h COG
14:59 assbot [HAVELOCK:COG] 1D: / 0 / (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 0 / (0 shares, 0 BTC), 30D: 0.00200000 / 0.03427132 / 0.08349952 (1224 shares, 41.94809170 BTC)
14:59 benkay !l h rent
14:59 assbot Last trade for RENT on HAVELOCK was at 0.007215 BTC [-]
15:00 mike_c holee shit. michael abrash is joining carmack at oculus. amazing.
15:00 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
15:00 mike_c indeed assbot.
15:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.055 = 0.11 BTC [+]
15:00 mircea_popescu which one is michael abrash
15:00 mircea_popescu noob moiety sending later tits to present people.
15:01 moiety i didnt know you were here
15:01 moiety i need to read all ze log before responding
15:02 mircea_popescu all zeee logs!
15:02 mircea_popescu http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g2bq94KG1qmo65zo1_1280.jpg
15:03 benkay vile hdr
15:03 mircea_popescu nice feet tho.
15:03 tg2 that's how you get ants
15:04 moiety not so keen on that one iono why
15:04 BingoBoingo www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/03/28/fundraiser-resolved/
15:04 joecool hdr, throwin up rainbows now, thx
15:05 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo o hey, wd.
15:05 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Thanks
15:06 BingoBoingo Everyone is free to guess at the identity of the generous soul
15:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1333 @ 0.00011999 = 0.1599 BTC [+]
15:06 moiety ace stuff BingoBoingo :D
15:07 moiety ok! ok! jeez stop hounding me folks: MOTD http://i.imgur.com/VwcR5RS.jpg
15:07 mike_c mircea_popescu: carmack and abrash were the talent & brains behind id software (doom,quake)
15:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 407 @ 0.00211306 = 0.86 BTC [-] {7}
15:08 tg2 http://underview.tumblr.com/image/80990750725
15:08 ozbot UNDERVIEW: Photo
15:08 tg2 this is a nice curated collection
15:08 tg2 http://underview.tumblr.com/
15:08 ozbot UNDERVIEW
15:09 tg2 storage:/storage 307T 252T 56T 82% /storage
15:09 tg2 fk gotta add more space
15:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 626 @ 0.00200994 = 1.2582 BTC [-] {10}
15:09 tg2 my porn collection knows no bounds
15:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.58127506 = 2.3251 BTC [-] {3}
15:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58100002 BTC [-]
15:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20850 @ 0.00094073 = 19.6142 BTC [+]
15:23 KRS-One heh
15:23 KRS-One .bait
15:23 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzcbsm8L41qz58qso1_500.jpg
15:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07259996 = 0.2178 BTC [-] {2}
15:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 66 @ 0.00199999 = 0.132 BTC [+]
15:31 tg2 ;;ident
15:31 gribble Nick 'tg2', with hostmask 'tg2!~tg2@205.204.66.35', is identified as user 'tg2', with GPG key id 31FAA963C3333333, key fingerprint BFB291FE6B88A151B3BD2F9C31FAA963C3333333, and bitcoin address None
15:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.00195015 = 0.585 BTC [-] {5}
15:32 tg2 .bait
15:32 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bk2zSd8z1qhntr3o1_1280.jpg
15:32 tg2 ozbot help
15:32 BingoBoingo .help
15:32 ozbot All commands can be processed in channel or in PM
15:32 ozbot Commands: .bait .count .diff .earn .exchange .nethash .rates .lcrates .tslb
15:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14900 @ 0.00094081 = 14.0181 BTC [+] {2}
15:32 tg2 possible to populate bait?
15:33 BingoBoingo tg2: Post to tumbler?
15:33 tg2 tags?
15:33 mike_c michael lewis' new book is about hft traders. should be interesting. (lewis=liar's poker, moneyball, the big short)
15:34 mircea_popescu mike_c who was the guy with the katana ?
15:34 BingoBoingo Richard Stallman?
15:35 mike_c don't know, don't think it was lewis
15:35 mircea_popescu nono, worked with those two, ended up making a game company which burned through 10mn of 1990s dollars to make some katana game
15:35 mircea_popescu which never got made. largest vaporware story in gaming.
15:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 19 @ 0.58100001 = 11.039 BTC [-] {2}
15:35 benkay stephenson
15:36 mircea_popescu Daikatana!
15:36 mircea_popescu John Romero
15:36 mike_c vaporware video game must be duke nukem
15:36 mircea_popescu he was the third man at id, but apparently got erased.
15:36 benkay ;;ticker
15:36 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 497.12, Best ask: 497.6, Bid-ask spread: 0.48000, Last trade: 497.12, 24 hour volume: 42616.48906348, 24 hour low: 466.1, 24 hour high: 532.0, 24 hour vwap: 501.447744429
15:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.58083333 = 3.485 BTC [-] {2}
15:37 tg2 "Flash Boys" is the name of the book
15:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.58 = 2.9 BTC [-]
15:38 tg2 I just want to read some shit about through-earth data transmission
15:38 tg2 and i'm sure HFT will be the first place it shows up lol
15:40 mike_c BingoBoingo: it was kako.
15:41 mike_c easy blockchain sniffing.
15:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.10144642 BTC [-]
15:43 mike_c not like the other day when you posted that md4 challenge and i almost fried my graphics card trying to crack it.
15:44 tg2 fucking ebay - i searched for lipo batteries ONCE, literally 1 session in the last year
15:44 tg2 my hompage is now full of rc cars
15:44 tg2 order $100k of surplus servers
15:44 tg2 not even 1 server on there
15:44 tg2 solid graph ebay
15:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.10144642 BTC [-]
15:47 the20year2 Sweet, .008
15:48 mike_c now the ipo is underpriced!
15:48 mike_c "i"po
15:48 the20year2 crap, i was wrong, it was displaying asks, granted there's only about 25 shares between .0075 and .008
15:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10572 @ 0.00094335 = 9.9731 BTC [+] {3}
15:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 250 @ 0.00193468 = 0.4837 BTC [-] {7}
15:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00187956 = 1.8796 BTC [-] {12}
15:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59490453 BTC [+]
15:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42386 @ 0.00094661 = 40.123 BTC [+] {4}
16:00 mircea_popescu http://bramcohen.livejournal.com/72298.html
16:00 ozbot bramcohen: Freenode sucks
16:00 mircea_popescu lulzy butthurt
16:02 benkay how ams even identity
16:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.055 = 0.11 BTC [+]
16:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 115 @ 0.00739164 = 0.85 BTC [+] {3}
16:06 mircea_popescu and since we're on it,
16:07 mircea_popescu https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Freenode
16:07 ozbot Freenode - Encyclopedia Dramatica
16:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.055 = 0.11 BTC [+]
16:11 pLambert what's going on with NEOBEE, why are they stopped trading?
16:11 mircea_popescu it ticked a minunte ago, what stopped ?
16:11 pLambert https://www.havelockinvestments.com/fund.php?symbol=NEOBEE says trading is stopped
16:13 mircea_popescu well they didn't announce it or anything.
16:13 pLambert I think that is their method of announcement?
16:13 mircea_popescu possibly butthurt over having shed 50% over a week and well... yet another one of those great "half your money in half a year" glbse-style things.
16:13 mircea_popescu pLambert i guess it must be.
16:14 pLambert is ThickAsTheives still the pass-through manager for this one?
16:14 mircea_popescu pt from where to where ?
16:14 pLambert from direct shares to Havelock
16:15 pLambert "Havelock Investments has been formally informed by the Pass-Through Fund Manager" <-- that guy
16:16 pankkake yes, he is
16:16 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves you actually managing neobee on hl ?
16:17 benkay http://ejj.io/keybase-io-vulnerability/
16:17 ozbot Keybase.io vulnerability
16:18 mircea_popescu funny when the first time some webservice is taken seriously by someone
16:18 mircea_popescu is simply to describe how pointless and broken it is
16:20 mike_c i get cloudflare errors 75% of the time i try to go to havelock.
16:20 tg2 who's sysadmining over there?
16:20 pankkake such protection
16:21 tg2 L2webscale
16:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25162 @ 0.00094806 = 23.8551 BTC [+] {2}
16:23 tg2 re: rent -> The median purchase price for one single-family freestanding residential home in our areas of business stands at approximately $37,500.
16:23 tg2 > The majority of these kinds of homes will rent for $700 per month
16:23 ThickAsThieves I am no longer involved with LMB/Neo
16:23 tg2 right
16:23 mircea_popescu benkay check it out, @benkay is nao more famous than you are https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/449585590187880448
16:23 ThickAsThieves You'll need to contact Neo/LMB or Danny for any other info
16:24 pankkake :o
16:24 benkay wasn't via me, tho mircea_popescu, was it?
16:24 pLambert then who is the Pass Through Fund Manager now?
16:25 ThickAsThieves LMB would be the only party with power over it
16:25 benkay mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2014&bots=true#588733
16:25 mircea_popescu no, it was via stan.
16:25 pLambert is it really a pass-through if the company is running it themself?
16:25 benkay also twitter fame?
16:25 benkay i think that i'll pass.
16:26 benkay i'm not out of retirement yet, free to troll silicon valley all day.
16:26 benkay shit i ain't even sufficiently well capitalized to go *into* retirement yet!
16:26 ThickAsThieves the offering was always under the control of Neo, any role I was a part of was as an independent contractor
16:26 ThickAsThieves sorry LMB, not Neo, technically
16:26 benkay although Survant James hit a milestone recently - we now have eight full months of runway in the bank at current rates.
16:26 tg2 was anyone notable using zorro aes anywya lol
16:26 benkay *fist pump after fist pump after fist pump*
16:27 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-02-2014#526060
16:27 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
16:27 mircea_popescu tg2 no.
16:27 benkay lol "much as goat is not related to pirate"
16:27 tg2 fk a guy I fired is making 170k/yr at amazon now :'9
16:27 tg2 how is this even possible
16:27 tg2 silicon valley, pls
16:27 benkay tg2: aws only hires the fired
16:28 benkay nobody else is taking those jaeorbs
16:28 mircea_popescu benkay i still don't get what the relation is supposed to have been. just that the guy can't stfu ?
16:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.57000003 = 2.28 BTC [-] {3}
16:28 benkay was goat not a pirate pass through operator?
16:28 mircea_popescu no, goat part is clear. tat/neobee part
16:28 pLambert yes, he was the biggest
16:29 benkay goat me
16:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.07803404 = 0.7803 BTC [+] {3}
16:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 50 @ 0.00404004 = 0.202 BTC [-] {3}
16:29 benkay was not tat originally affiliated with n/b?
16:30 mircea_popescu well that's what im looking for.
16:30 benkay you're the one with researchers on staff.
16:30 benkay GET IT ON STAFF
16:30 tg2 FOLLOWERS: 14
16:30 tg2 quality over quantity I suppose
16:30 pLambert was neobee using TAT as a way to get into the community? I feel like there were scammers that did something similar before?
16:30 ThickAsThieves benkay it would depend on your definition of affliated
16:30 Apocalyptic benkay, what's your relation to the paper ?
16:31 benkay B=====D
16:31 benkay ^^ staff
16:31 mircea_popescu benkay actually that log link is quite epic.
16:31 mircea_popescu it's all coming back to me.
16:31 mircea_popescu "Feb 24 21:08:44 <mircea_popescu>what's going on in your head ? "
16:31 BingoBoingo benkay: Is that php?
16:32 ThickAsThieves pLambert I'm not clear to line of your questioning as it seems somewhat speculative, but as I mentioned, the relationship from the start was a contractual one between separate parties
16:32 mircea_popescu so actually tat had some sort of ipo-coupon asset (xbond) which ipo-couponed neo, and then he was running the neobee hl asset.
16:32 bounce no, the more advanced facebook "hack" variety
16:32 benkay http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-02-2014#526110
16:32 mircea_popescu so now ThickAsThieves when exactly did you stop running it ?
16:32 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
16:32 benkay ThickAsThieves:i have a contract with Neo
16:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00094822 = 3.7929 BTC [+]
16:33 benkay BingoBoingo: phpenis
16:33 BingoBoingo ThickAsThieves: You ever start that blag
16:34 ThickAsThieves mp, I think all I can really say at this time is that you'd need to contact LMB for more info.
16:34 mircea_popescu no, im contacting you for more info.
16:34 benkay see that's the kinda thing that tars you with the LMB brush, ThickAsThieves
16:34 mircea_popescu so, you were running an asset. why aren;'t you announcing it stopped trading, if it did
16:35 mircea_popescu and why arent you announcing you're no longer running it and who is now running it, if you aren't.
16:35 mircea_popescu what the hell is this, havelockism ?!
16:35 pankkake :(
16:36 pLambert TAT, when did you stop running the pass-through?
16:38 BingoBoingo http://gawker.com/park-slope-kids-salon-stop-calling-your-wifi-lulus-a-1553651388
16:38 ozbot Park Slope Kids Salon: Stop Calling Your Wifi "LuLu's Anal Bleaching"
16:39 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: possibilities for beautiful names are limitless. 'NSAPenalBattalion'.
16:40 asciilifeform ('NSAShtrafbat' for the culturally literate)
16:40 BingoBoingo I remember flipping my Wifi'sname back and forth between Skynet and John Conner for some time
16:40 benkay mine is surveillancevan97***
16:42 mircea_popescu NSAnalButtLion
16:42 mike_c hm. Neobee halts trading, TaT is running from it.. guess this is one is diving into the dead pool.
16:43 mike_c 0.13 btc for the taking. http://bitbet.us/bet/762/neobee-orphaned-in-2014/
16:43 pankkake cease to be tradedโ€ฆ temporarily?
16:43 mike_c i don't think temporarily counts, but it sounds like it will be permanent soon to me.
16:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8789 @ 0.00094836 = 8.3351 BTC [+]
16:44 mircea_popescu not looking terribly good.
16:45 benkay let the mods figure it out.
16:45 mircea_popescu how the fuck some "company" slash "ceo" that can spend enough to mediabuy a small mediteranean island can't get their corp comms in working order is beyond comprehension.
16:45 mircea_popescu only in bitcoin
16:46 mircea_popescu somehow nobody goes to conferences tro say "hay! we're so fucking retarded, you wouldn't believe!"
16:46 pLambert yeah, looks like the bet should resolve to "Yes" even for a temporary halt of trading?
16:47 mike_c i don't think that's the spirit of the bet, but i don't think it matters.
16:47 benkay if there were actual btc on the line, the mod who approved it might get a caning
16:47 BingoBoingo ;;tslb
16:47 gribble Time since last block: 7 minutes and 44 seconds
16:48 pLambert And Herp sees the trade stopping as a good thing: "This was probably a good move due to all the manipulation. Spamtroll manipulators had a field day recently while Neo was busy elsewhere." https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=529946.msg5956564#msg5956564
16:48 pankkake yeah that made me WTF too
16:49 mircea_popescu busy... elsewhere ?
16:49 pLambert wait, we are the same person, pankkake, right? Why am I talking to myself?
16:49 mircea_popescu kids wanna accounting-fraud their own books (which they don't keep anyway) and woe unto anyone getting in their way.
16:49 pankkake :). the actual crumbs is talking to itself on the forums quite often
16:49 BingoBoingo As the asshole who wrote that BitBet my though was havecocks not lasting through the end of the year
16:50 benkay they're under no real pressure
16:50 benkay they skim off trades, and delist when things start looking shady
16:50 ThickAsThieves In case any of you missed it, Havelock has shared that "the compliance officer of Neo and Bee Ltd has stated that due to an increase of abnormal activity on the LMB share platform, there may be a high possibility of questionable trading activity. While Neo and Bee Ltd investigate the issue further they have strongly recommended that we halt trading and transfers."
16:51 neilol ^^ it's inconclusive
16:51 neilol and to anyone saying TAT is running from this... he stepped down weeks ago
16:51 benkay ;;gettrust neilol
16:51 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user neilol: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=neilol | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=neilol | Rated since: never
16:51 benkay and who are you, neilol ?
16:51 mircea_popescu wait what ?!
16:52 ThickAsThieves neilol, please don't speak for me
16:52 mircea_popescu benkay has it basically. skim while fools flock, delist once it goes to shit, the glbse v2.0
16:52 mircea_popescu higher admin effort.
16:52 mike_c http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-02-2014#517531
16:52 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
16:52 ThickAsThieves i appreciate the effort, but you do not have facts
16:52 velacreations when did TAT step down and why wasn't shareholders notified?
16:52 psterryl could it be that btcapples guy who did tons of off-market trades between LMB and Havelock?
16:52 benkay velacreations: see the link of mike_c 's
16:53 mircea_popescu mike_c that's the asicminer stuff neh ?
16:53 mike_c 23:39:35ThickAsThieves:NEOBEE is not changing operators.
16:53 HeySteve hey velacreations, enjoyed your aquaponics work
16:53 Diablo-D3 velacreations: awhile back, and they were.
16:53 jurov velacreations: paranormal activity
16:53 jurov TaT was snatched by aliens
16:54 mircea_popescu so wait... neobee asked havelock to halt trading because *neobee* suspects there's insider trading going on ?
16:54 pankkake Diablo-D3: you must be confusing with AsicMiner
16:54 jurov and subjected to hyperadvanced rectothermal technology
16:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00094743 = 8.0532 BTC [-] {2}
16:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00560863 = 2.8043 BTC [-] {10}
16:54 velacreations they were, funny, I am not seeing anything pertaining to NEOBEE in that link
16:54 mircea_popescu basically what happened here, the cfo ran off with a block of shares ?
16:54 Diablo-D3 pankkake: might be?
16:54 neilol Jesus - sorry, not speaking for you TAT, didn't realize it was actually a sensitive issue
16:54 velacreations that is AM, and TAT clearly says NEOBEE isn't affected
16:55 neilol just a few uninformed not paying attention
16:55 mircea_popescu neilol who are ye ?
16:55 neilol depends on what you mean
16:55 neilol no one by most accounts
16:55 neilol probably
16:55 ThickAsThieves the contract with LMB and our services was officially terminated today, initiated by me
16:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.07298718 = 0.5109 BTC [+] {3}
16:56 mike_c so you are the one who ran away with shares?? (j/k)
16:56 ThickAsThieves no
16:56 Duffer1 every ending, new beginning etc..
16:56 neilol oh internets
16:56 mircea_popescu yes well as general practice, the underwriter of a stock can't just quit, they have to leave the stock to be shepherded by someone else.
16:56 psterryl has there been a hack as some people are suggesting?
16:56 mircea_popescu i suppose in this case, since it's stopped trading anyway it's kind-of moot.
16:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11128 @ 0.00094836 = 10.5534 BTC [+]
16:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07299692 = 0.438 BTC [+]
16:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.07805001 = 0.3122 BTC [+]
16:57 ThickAsThieves mp, the current manager would now be LMB
16:57 velacreations exactly, MP, how does a fund manager just "quit" without notifying the fund?
16:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.07045014 = 0.7045 BTC [-] {4}
16:58 mircea_popescu velacreations well, apparently he just has notified it.
16:58 ThickAsThieves the PT was always run under the authorization of LMB
16:59 velacreations mp, what I mean is that he has (in the past) given advanced notice, and it was sent on official channels, like the exchange, company website, fund thread, etc
16:59 Diablo-D3 Hrm.
16:59 Diablo-D3 Hey guys.
16:59 benkay ThickAsThieves: would you clearsign and pastebin something to the effect of "I am no longer affiliated with Neobee, your next point of contact is thus and such."?
16:59 Diablo-D3 I want you to prove I should accept Bitcoin for my business.
16:59 benkay you shouldn't.
16:59 ThickAsThieves benkay, is that not evident otherwise?
16:59 benkay it'd be a nice precedent.
17:00 jurov ^ tat, i agree
17:00 benkay i could put it on my blog
17:00 ThickAsThieves no problem
17:00 Diablo-D3 think if I start a forum thread, in dollars
17:00 benkay thanks, man.
17:00 Diablo-D3 with a coupon code thats like
17:00 Diablo-D3 "votebitcoin"
17:00 Diablo-D3 and say there has to be 25 uses of the code
17:00 Diablo-D3 before Ill accept bitcoin
17:00 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves can't hurt anything
17:00 Diablo-D3 people would do it?
17:00 mircea_popescu ;;ident ThickAsThieves
17:00 gribble Nick 'ThickAsThieves', with hostmask 'ThickAsThieves!~ThickAsTh@unaffiliated/thickasthieves', is not identified.
17:01 jurov Diablo-D3: what's ur bsnss? hosting?
17:01 Diablo-D3 jurov: exelion.net
17:01 ThickAsThieves gimme a few mins to auth and sign message
17:01 ljack hello all
17:01 benkay thanks, TAT
17:01 mircea_popescu velacreations this chan is the gazette of record of all bitcoin asset matters, but that aside i agree it's not convenient for various investors etc to not get info in whatever channels and forms they prefer.
17:02 jurov Diablo-D3: US only?
17:03 velacreations mp, it's not convenient when "official news" has traditionally been given through other means
17:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.005602 = 0.2521 BTC [-]
17:03 mircea_popescu i see it.
17:03 ljack I hate that I missed your announcement TAT, is there any chance you will be posting it in a public place besides here?
17:03 Diablo-D3 jurov: only Dallas location atm.
17:03 benkay ljack: i'll host it too.
17:04 BingoBoingo Oh, the whole forum is showing up
17:05 ljack lol, i never use irc. until today.
17:05 benkay welcome ljack this is where the biz actually transpires.
17:05 ljack i see now; ill know better in the future
17:06 ThickAsThieves no one "missed" any announcement, so far as the asset was halted beforehand anyway
17:06 ThickAsThieves i'm bcverified now btw
17:06 ThickAsThieves feel free to check
17:06 benkay ;;ident ThickAsThieves
17:06 gribble Nick 'ThickAsThieves', with hostmask 'ThickAsThieves!~ThickAsTh@unaffiliated/thickasthieves', is identified as user 'ThickAsThieves', with GPG key id B28732FE807495EC, key fingerprint D649FD3B664A6BCF801D727EB28732FE807495EC, and bitcoin address 1NfXM69erAWPDdNrZ2k2UkuV7HDPc6Ebwk
17:06 ThickAsThieves my gpg is tied to the same
17:06 ljack wasnt trying to insult; just read on the forums that you were no longer involved, was seeking clarification
17:06 benkay would you clearsign a statement that I can host please, ThickAsThieves ?
17:06 ThickAsThieves please clarify "clearsign:
17:06 ThickAsThieves "
17:07 benkay gpg clearsign
17:07 ljack I purchased some of the btcapples shares, concerned about the authenticity of them
17:07 benkay or bitcoin sign a message
17:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5705 = 1.141 BTC [+] {2}
17:07 ThickAsThieves k
17:07 benkay sorta the same thing (sorta)
17:07 jurov the text would be "I was notified of paranormal activity and decided to blabla"
17:07 benkay paranormlol
17:08 velacreations of course the whole forum is here, they want to hear the news
17:08 ljack I dont mind them freezing it; just want to know I didnt get burned. Guys claims they are legit though
17:08 neoncillo aliens always ruining nice things, first egiptians, then mayans, now neobee
17:08 ljack GreenBits from the forums btw
17:08 mircea_popescu benkay you can host what ?!
17:08 benkay text.
17:09 mircea_popescu you mean the chan log ?!
17:09 artifexd While I expect that TAT will only issue an "I am no longer affiliated" type statement, adding a reason why would be nice.
17:09 benkay are you not reading logs today mircea_popescu ?
17:09 mircea_popescu artifexd i sort-of suspect he'd have said it by now if he perceived he could.
17:09 mircea_popescu benkay i am! what!
17:09 artifexd Hence my expectation
17:09 benkay i want a gpg signed thing!
17:09 neoncillo artifexd, +1
17:09 benkay logs are insufficient.
17:10 jurov that's why the paranormal suggestion
17:10 ljack Yeah, I dont expect to hear the whole of it
17:10 asciilifeform as someone quite far from all of this, i still find it interesting just how much of the '2011 bitcoin' world is still chugging along.
17:10 mircea_popescu benkay no i get that part, but once he signs a gpg statement what do you need permission to host it for ?
17:10 asciilifeform does the chumpatronium never run out?
17:10 benkay i don't need permission to host it
17:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform stuff is hard.
17:10 benkay i'm asking for a thing that stands on its own.
17:10 asciilifeform how hard is it to simply sit on coin?
17:10 mircea_popescu "<benkay> would you clearsign a statement that I can host please" read to me that you want him to permit you to host it in writing lol.
17:11 mircea_popescu i see what you actually meant nao
17:11 benkay bah no sir
17:11 mike_c asciilifeform: facebook has over 1 billion users. chumpatron will never run out of fuel.
17:11 mircea_popescu seemed so fucking weird lol
17:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23240 @ 0.00094932 = 22.0622 BTC [+]
17:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform question of mothers towards their young sons that got a girl pregnant, since forever :
17:11 mircea_popescu "how hard is it to just sit on that cock!!1"
17:11 * chatquack stumbles in
17:11 asciilifeform lol
17:11 ThickAsThieves Address: 1NfXM69erAWPDdNrZ2k2UkuV7HDPc6Ebwk
17:12 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1761926/plain/)
17:12 jurov !b 4
17:12 mircea_popescu daugthers, idem
17:12 assbot Last 8 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1761927/plain/)
17:12 mike_c !b 8
17:12 ThickAsThieves Message:
17:12 benkay ThickAsThieves: pastebin?
17:12 ThickAsThieves sure
17:12 ThickAsThieves sec
17:13 jurov TaT wants to get bashed :D
17:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 421 @ 0.00047331 = 0.1993 BTC [+] {9}
17:13 asciilifeform phacebook luserbase might pay with anal virginity, but at least they're not spending actual money
17:14 mircea_popescu seems a dubious consolation.
17:14 neoncillo bitcoin/actual money, pick one
17:14 asciilifeform i'm just trying to wrap my puny brain around the conundrum of why 'havelock' etc. still exist
17:14 benkay a little anal always consoles me.
17:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's easy.
17:15 mircea_popescu you know, like coloring books, nobody says they shouldn't exist, just, they should exist in a much more fucking responseible fashion
17:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 610 @ 0.00095634 = 0.5834 BTC [+]
17:15 ThickAsThieves Signed Announcement: http://dpaste.com/1761928/
17:15 benkay thanks, ThickAsThieves
17:16 mike_c well, one way it existed until now is TaT fronted five of the funds. now he's down to zero.
17:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 36 @ 0.0075 = 0.27 BTC [+] {2}
17:16 frenchie so you initiated the termination of your contract with neo for what reasons ?
17:16 mircea_popescu mike_c which means some eager young fellow full of hope and good intentions is about to show up
17:17 asciilifeform just feels like a mindfuck to wander into, e.g. leningrad hermitage and see... colouring books.
17:17 artifexd ThickAsThieves Can you tell us when was the last time you had any direct communication with Danny?
17:17 mircea_popescu like this fellow : https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/449558141525827584
17:17 ThickAsThieves I last spoke with Danny on March 21, 2014
17:17 GreenBits Im not too concerned this is a cut and run, too much capital invested at this point. But that is interesting TAT
17:18 mike_c xapo will fix all these problems. they bury shit in a mountain.
17:18 kanzure even if everyting is okay it is probably a good idea to terminate
17:18 artifexd ty
17:18 kanzure because communication channels can be compromised
17:18 asciilifeform do they also bury the user in the mountain?
17:18 asciilifeform you know, the fellow with the password
17:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform mostly, their head.
17:18 mircea_popescu it's just big enough to fit in a mountain.
17:19 mike_c no no ascii, they have "layer on layer" of security. it'll be fine.
17:19 mircea_popescu mike_c aaa, but was it built from the ground up with a cock in mind ?
17:19 kanzure ThickAsThieves: were the terms of your contract public?
17:19 mircea_popescu wait no that's not how it went
17:19 asciilifeform when do we get a mountain for burial of pgp keys?
17:19 benkay it's called keybase.io, asciilifeform .
17:19 GreenBits May I ask if this lack of communication contributed to your decision?
17:19 benkay js-secure!
17:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform itd be a pretty korean thing to do, you know ? buy a mountain, sculpt the faces of great bitcoin jesuses all around, have a light at the top to represent satoshi...
17:20 ThickAsThieves kanzure, no they were not
17:20 frenchie TAT: can you disclose what motivated your decision to terminate the contract ?
17:20 kasa32 ThickAsThieves - what made you terminate the agreement since you spoke with Danny on 21st?
17:21 kasa32 you had no recent communication with him
17:21 mircea_popescu frenchie kasa32 this is in the log.
17:21 kasa32 he didn't say
17:21 mike_c he said he wouldn't say.
17:21 mircea_popescu no, he didn't, but he was asked.
17:21 asciilifeform re: the mountain: it would at least begin to make sense if the people involved provided an actual service - say, they hold keys and try to verify that you are the meatbag the key belonged to when you walk into an anal probe chamber
17:22 asciilifeform but afaik this is not what is happening
17:22 mircea_popescu "try to" is not an actual service
17:22 asciilifeform well i said 'begin to' make sense, rather than 'makes sense'
17:22 mircea_popescu hehe that you did
17:22 benkay is NeoBee under the authority of Cypriot or EU banking regulators?
17:23 asciilifeform the way that a child drawing a stick figure in mud 'begins to make sense', but a drunken hippie taking a shit onto a canvas doesn't
17:23 neoncillo I think it's not since bitcoin is not money in the EU
17:23 mircea_popescu benkay cyprus uses the euro. there's no such distinction really.
17:23 benkay didn't think so. wiser heads, etc.
17:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 18 @ 0.0074999 = 0.135 BTC [-]
17:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 95 @ 0.00732663 = 0.696 BTC [-] {3}
17:25 jurov benkay sure it is. they do work with euros
17:26 jurov bitcoins are supposed to be mostly the backing
17:26 benkay the scam contention being that there's no way they can actually resist a haircut.
17:26 ThickAsThieves The basic reason is that, with my role being largely to facilitate transfers, I could not perform my contract without guarantee it would not make me party to the trading activity under investigation. As mentioned, Neo also recommended halting all such activity as well.
17:26 asciilifeform how do the mountain people decide whom to disgorge a key to?
17:27 mircea_popescu that's the problem, they can't really.
17:27 dexX7 investigation - what timespan?
17:27 asciilifeform maybe i'm thick, but it seems to reduce to a poor version of 'brainwallet' but with a 'priest'
17:27 mike_c it's a sequence of steps. layers.
17:27 mike_c "weโ€™ll use multiple security layers to verify that you have authorized the request. This will initiate a sequence of secure steps to get your requested bitcoins transferred to your wallet within 24 hours."
17:27 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know, just like true love reduces to you waiting ouside the door while they do it.
17:27 ThickAsThieves dexX7 I do not understand your question, but it's unlikely I have any timelines to offer at this time
17:28 mircea_popescu lol@forum doing irc liveblogging
17:28 mircea_popescu must suck to be stuck on the shittier platform, eh ?
17:28 mircea_popescu such web. much 2.0.
17:29 jurov asciilifeform maybe there's nice little sauna near the summit
17:29 asciilifeform how does mountain corp. decide which 'you' is you ?
17:29 jurov designated secure
17:29 kanzure you're saying i should be grateful for irc? that's a funny one
17:29 deadweasel are you not?
17:29 kanzure i'll answer as soon as i'm done netsplitting
17:30 mircea_popescu let's not be splitting the nets.
17:30 frenchie thanks TAT, what's your best guess at what's happening ?
17:30 ThickAsThieves frenchie, ask LMB/Neo
17:31 mircea_popescu who was it that said she had called but then nobody picked up ?
17:31 frenchie well that would be too easy
17:31 mircea_popescu o the reuters gal.
17:32 velacreations @ThickAsThieves how long have you known about the suspicious trading issues?
17:33 mircea_popescu velacreations irc highlights people when you mention their name, no need for @s and stuff.
17:34 asciilifeform the 'store btc as service' folks make my brain hurt. it's as if there were suddenly chains of mega-restaurants where they pre-chew food
17:34 asciilifeform and everyone seems to be eager to visit
17:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22000 @ 0.00094902 = 20.8784 BTC [-]
17:35 asciilifeform proposing that people who can't remember keys can function in civilization seems like an especially cruel lie
17:35 mircea_popescu i can't remember my key, what are you on about. 4096 bits, srsly ?
17:35 mike_c well, i think the service is more for those that can't secure their keys.
17:35 asciilifeform not key per se
17:35 asciilifeform but the key to the key
17:35 mircea_popescu aha! BUT!
17:36 mircea_popescu this already means you're using SOMETHING to remember your key, yes ?
17:36 asciilifeform most people can remember enough key to make keeping some physical thing or other a reasonable proposition
17:36 asciilifeform and, for things one can't remember (e.g. gold, disk of warez) one can remember a hiding place
17:36 asciilifeform seems like a basic biological function
17:37 mircea_popescu store btc as a service, if done right (like say bc.info used to do it) has its places. you go to trade some btc in ny central park, you take a blockchain url with you.
17:37 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> can you tell us more about the letter you received from US authorities?
17:37 mircea_popescu kasa32 the whole thing's published, http://trilema.com/2014/interacting-with-fiat-institution-a-guide/
17:38 kasa32 did they issue more veiled threats?
17:38 kasa32 since then
17:38 velacreations mircea_popescu thanks, is there a way to reference their name just by clicking on it, or do I have to type it out every time?
17:38 asciilifeform interestingly, it is quite feasible to memorize 4096 bits
17:38 mike_c velacreations: tab-completion.
17:38 mircea_popescu for instance right now to have it spit out velacreations i type out vel and hit tab
17:38 asciilifeform just has to be done correctly
17:38 mircea_popescu you need a client for it tho
17:38 asciilifeform stage magicians do it all the time
17:38 asciilifeform 'mnemonists'
17:38 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i wouldn't want it in my memory anyway.
17:39 velacreations thanks guys
17:39 asciilifeform when i was a student, i tried to work out a way to crank reasonably-heavy rsa mentally.
17:39 asciilifeform a la Trachtenberg's arithmetic
17:40 mircea_popescu i wonder if there actually exists an irc client w/o autocompletion
17:40 asciilifeform (trachtenberg was a mathematically-inclined fellow who ended up in auschwitz)
17:40 tg2 Pi to 1k only takes a few days
17:40 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> are you afraid about US taking legal action? can they bring you to US to testify?
17:40 asciilifeform 'how i need a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.'
17:40 tg2 and then repeat every 2x the previous time frame
17:41 asciilifeform now everyone here will remember 15 digits, for life.
17:41 tg2 Sec can't do much out of the us
17:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07005 = 0.2802 BTC [-] {3}
17:42 kanzure asciilifeform: yes i'm sure there's someone, somewhere, doing rsa in head
17:42 benkay http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/03/28_havelock-freezes-neobee-trading-thickasthieves-steps-down-as-fund-manager.html
17:42 ozbot Havelock Freezes NEOBEE Trading, ThickAsThieves Steps Down as Fund Manager
17:42 * bounce basically never uses autocompletion. currently maybe not even bound to a key.
17:42 jurov http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/21mgmt/havelock_investments_halts_trading_for_neo_bee/ here too
17:42 * benkay goes back to building docker images
17:42 asciilifeform mental rsa would be the ultimate in authentication.
17:42 asciilifeform even if not for encipherment
17:42 mircea_popescu kasa32 these are civil proceedings.
17:43 tg2 Well, as long as babikian is still hanging out without reprimand
17:43 benkay jurov: a link to my post there would be neat
17:43 kanzure benkay: do you use plover to build docker stuff
17:43 tg2 After frauding billions in penny stocks
17:44 benkay ;;google plover docker
17:44 tg2 I wouldn't be worried about SEC asking for info
17:44 gribble Kohl's Plover, WI, 54467 - YP.com: <http://www.yellowpages.com/plover-wi/mip/kohls-7360235>; Kohl's Department Store - Plover WI 54467 | 715-344-0480 | Bed ...: <http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/Kohls.Department.Store.715-344-0480>; pyvideo.org - PyCon US 2013: <http://pyvideo.org/category/33/pycon-us-2013>
17:44 bounce rsa gets impractical quickly on paper, much less mentally. might look into that crypto by pack of cards thing though.
17:44 mircea_popescu benkay if they're not dockers, they're just pants.
17:44 kanzure benkay: plover is like veewee except less awful
17:44 kanzure benkay: the box builder automation stuff
17:44 benkay kanzure: link me?
17:44 asciilifeform bounce: you'd want something like 'napier's bones'
17:44 kanzure bounce: do you have a link for that?
17:44 kanzure benkay: i dunno, http://mmckeen.net/blog/2013/12/27/advanced-docker-provisioning-with-packer/
17:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20172 @ 0.00095324 = 19.2288 BTC [+] {2}
17:45 mircea_popescu kanzure you the comedy central guy ?
17:45 benkay kanzure: packer you mean
17:45 bounce I'd have to dig
17:45 kanzure mircea_popescu: huh? probably not. i don't know who you are referring to.
17:45 mircea_popescu a bryan bishop fellow.
17:45 kanzure benkay: that link is a good one for explaining it
17:45 asciilifeform wait, bishop?
17:45 kanzure mircea_popescu: interesting. there's a few people showing up with my name. i want them gone.
17:45 kanzure mircea_popescu: there's also this person from theverge with my name.. sigh.
17:46 asciilifeform kanzure: i think you used to work with a chum of mine from uni
17:46 mircea_popescu well iirc this guy had some sort of cancer, so you might get your wish
17:46 benkay kanzure: nope. clients don't need all that.
17:46 bounce breaking mirrors is bad luck, don't you know
17:46 asciilifeform kanzure: mike w.
17:46 kanzure asciilifeform: nice, wittig?
17:46 asciilifeform him!
17:46 asciilifeform ol
17:46 asciilifeform lol
17:46 mircea_popescu lol
17:46 mircea_popescu "come to -assets. only a coupla hundred people here, but you probably have friends in common"
17:46 kanzure asciilifeform: that was a long time ago
17:46 kanzure asciilifeform: 2008
17:46 asciilifeform yeah
17:47 kanzure asciilifeform: and they didn't put me on the paper anyway
17:48 asciilifeform kanzure: chemical modelling?
17:49 bounce oh right, "solitaire (cipher)", bruce schneier vehicle for the cryptonomicon
17:49 kanzure asciilifeform: dna logic gate stuff
17:49 asciilifeform kanzure: you still in that business?
17:49 kanzure asciilifeform: i moved into non-academic garage biology stuff
17:50 asciilifeform good move
17:50 mircea_popescu gotta save that one for when anyone asks what's in my fridge.
17:50 kanzure see ##hplusroadmap
17:50 kanzure projects like http://diyhpl.us/~bryan/nucleic/fbi-diybio-dna-v1.pdf
17:52 asciilifeform kanzure: neato. once worked with the 'abi 394' pictured on the 8th slide.
17:52 Duffer1 http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/03/swiss-labs-to-host-olympics-for-robot-assisted-athletes-in-2016/
17:52 ozbot Zurich 2016: First "Cybathlon" is fine with "technology doping" | Ars Technica
17:52 kanzure asciilifeform: terrible piles of crap, aren't they?
17:52 asciilifeform quite!
17:52 kanzure there's no good reason these machines should cost so much
17:52 asciilifeform the plexiglass one - how are you pumping? SAW resonator?
17:53 kanzure if machine price goes down then synthesis costs can be tweaked
17:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.0009549 = 10.8859 BTC [+]
17:53 kanzure well that was an old presentation
17:53 kanzure i've since determined that microfluidics is not the best way for now
17:53 kanzure ideally you should limit the number of stupid-hard problems you are solving simultaneously..
17:53 asciilifeform how is microfluidics a hard problem?
17:54 kanzure well to do dna synthesis on the scale that i want it, you need hundreds or thousands of microfluidic gates
17:54 kanzure and then you need to bother with photolithography and all sorts of other issues
17:54 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> US has authority to arrest you and bring you to the US. They have done this before. Just check Liberty Reserve incident
17:54 asciilifeform slide deck must be ancient. co2 laser for 10,000 ?
17:54 kanzure hah
17:55 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> you may want to prepare yourself for that scenario
17:55 asciilifeform 1990s?
17:55 kanzure that might have been for a new laser
17:55 asciilifeform it's ~1k today
17:55 kanzure it's entirely possible that i suck at sourcing
17:55 asciilifeform the only way to get good at sourcing is to pay with one's lunch money
17:56 asciilifeform teaches quickly.
17:56 kanzure sure. yeah i'm done with grants/whatever. just use my own bucks.
17:56 kanzure not worth my time
17:56 asciilifeform much easier, but very similar problem - home ic fab
17:57 asciilifeform i intend to get there. one day.
17:57 kanzure right.. so some friends and i were putting together an idea for using lasers to build microfluidic chips.
17:57 kanzure http://diyhpl.us/laser_etcher/laser_etcher/
17:57 ozbot laser etcher
17:57 asciilifeform 40w tube readily cuts glass
17:57 asciilifeform cut channels, then fuse
17:57 kanzure need about 10-50 micron channel widths
17:57 asciilifeform not hard if you can get the beam sweet spot
17:58 kanzure but again i think this approach is probably bad; why not just build a bigger version like the traditional machines
17:58 kanzure and once it's working, start ripping away and downsizing
17:58 kanzure there was this oligo arrayer open source project that did it for ~$20k
17:58 kanzure http://bioinformatics.org/pogo/
17:58 ozbot The POSAM Inkjet Microarrayer
18:00 asciilifeform one of the reasons why the 'DIY' bio instrumentation stuff is obscure is that ebay exists
18:00 asciilifeform and very serviceable surplus tech can be had by anyone
18:00 asciilifeform for pennies on the dollar
18:00 asciilifeform it is interesting to see the 'market' price of various things vs. the 'we buy it with u.s. tax dollars' price
18:01 kanzure last i looked the synthesizers bottom out on ebay at $400-$700 "maybe working"
18:01 asciilifeform much easier to fix a dead merrifield or whatnot than build all of civilization from raw materials
18:01 kanzure and ~$2k for "probably working" and $50k for "sorta new, or exactly new, except we know that nobody is building this crap anymore so we're not going to lie to you"
18:02 asciilifeform granted, 'fix' sometimes involves tearing out the electronics
18:02 kanzure do you know of any synthesizer manufacturers that still exist? i'm aware of the refurb shops
18:02 kanzure ABI etc got swallowed up and cancelled their manufacturing
18:02 asciilifeform i've been out of the business for some years, unfortunately.
18:02 kanzure nah it's good to get out of that uh.. industry.
18:03 mircea_popescu kasa32 you must have missed the part where i told you this is a civil matter.
18:03 Jezzz .r
18:03 ozbot Bitstamp | Buy: $500.00
18:03 ozbot Coinbase | Buy: $503.41
18:03 kanzure asciilifeform: so if you know mike then how do you know me
18:03 mircea_popescu kanzure so what are you actually trying to make ?
18:04 asciilifeform kanzure: he introduced me to some of your works.
18:04 asciilifeform long ago.
18:04 kanzure asciilifeform: what is he doing?
18:04 kanzure mircea_popescu: trouble? mostly software at the moment https://github.com/kanzure
18:04 asciilifeform kanzure: last i spoke with him, he burned out and became a programmer!
18:04 kanzure oh good, yeah he was okay at that
18:04 asciilifeform doing some sort of dreary web crap
18:04 kanzure oh
18:04 asciilifeform to eat.
18:05 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> civil matter? Kim Dotcom was civil matter also and US managed to get him arrested so...
18:05 mircea_popescu kanzure no no, with the 10micron channels and other stupid hard problems
18:05 kanzure mircea_popescu: i had a colleague on that project and he's still convinced that microfluidics is the way to go, so he's still working on that in portland
18:06 benkay is he involved in the low-g stuff as well?
18:06 asciilifeform kanzure: ever work with 'tecan corp.' xyz robot?
18:06 mircea_popescu kasa32 you have many distinct categories all confused up here.
18:06 kanzure asciilifeform: i've poked at tecan things. in particular i was playing with jcline's perl library for tecan control.
18:06 mircea_popescu kanzure ok, but the way to go WHERE
18:06 kanzure benkay: not that i know of
18:06 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> you mean cos of megauploads a legal entity?
18:07 kanzure mircea_popescu: dna synthesis
18:07 asciilifeform kanzure: i actually spent 2 yrs. writing a total replacement for the idiot software stack those things came with.
18:07 mircea_popescu kasa32 i mean because there's no such thing as an arrest in civil proceedings, and i never heard of an arrested witness yet and so on and so forth.
18:07 mircea_popescu kanzure ok but to make what ?
18:07 kanzure asciilifeform: to sell back to tecan?
18:07 tg2 mircea_popescu: what is mpex's SEC analogue
18:07 asciilifeform kanzure: tried to! even landed a conference with them. guess how it went.
18:07 mircea_popescu tg2 exact analogue does not exist.
18:07 kanzure mircea_popescu: all sorts of things. it's a basic requirement for conducting almost any interesting molecular biology project ever.
18:07 asciilifeform kanzure: 'what do you mean it doesn't run on top of our winblows stack'
18:07 bounce nor should it, probably
18:08 mircea_popescu kanzure which is why i am trying to get a specific out of you.
18:08 tg2 You should create mpsec
18:08 mircea_popescu bounce i guess not.
18:08 tg2 And issue requests for information to the SEC
18:08 tg2 Lol
18:08 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> yes but if you are called as a witness in a trial, they might bring you there by force
18:08 kanzure mircea_popescu: i don't have a specific project in mind, and if i did, i would just buy the dna from a synthesis company.
18:08 mircea_popescu tg2 i'd rather build organically on proved-to-work infrastructure developed in small steps
18:08 mircea_popescu than go all out with idiocy that'll never work a la us congress.
18:08 kasa32 to testify
18:08 bounce they're chasing an idea of "fairness" that's a poor fit to fiat, possibly worse for bitcoin
18:08 asciilifeform kanzure: it's still theoretically for sale. number of takers: zero.
18:08 kanzure asciilifeform: well, you could always sell it to someone else i guess
18:09 kanzure asciilifeform: or open source it
18:09 asciilifeform kanzure: mandatory spam: http://www.molboxllc.com/products.html
18:09 mircea_popescu bounce i don't think that discussion is yet ripe. so far they've prosecuted one guy.
18:09 mircea_popescu there's a thousand to go that i and anyone else with a shred of sanity left would readily agree are prosecutable
18:09 mircea_popescu once done with that pile it may be sensible to examine wtf is what.
18:10 kanzure asciilifeform: cool. let me bounce some ideas around in my head. i might be aware of some opportunities (nobody that would want to outright buy this, but.. stuff that is happening.)
18:10 asciilifeform kanzure: what's interesting is that virtually everyone who owns one of those machines has a grad student wretch supervising it's stumblings in perso
18:10 asciilifeform n
18:10 bounce possibly. there's also them being wilfully ignorant, even impotent, in eg. the flash crash thing
18:10 kanzure asciilifeform: do you know the transcriptic.com people?
18:10 mircea_popescu bounce the curse of regulators, in all times and places, is that they can't afford to hire the sort of brainpower they need.
18:10 asciilifeform kanzure: nope
18:10 mircea_popescu which is why mpex is really such manna from heavens.
18:10 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> they can also charge you of conspiring to help US citizens avoid taxes and such and whatever charges or charge you with money laundry
18:11 kasa32 it's not like they haven't done this before
18:11 mircea_popescu kasa32 are we trying to write a block buster movie script here ?
18:11 asciilifeform amazing how $300K machine comes with visual basic turd that often physically destroys the enclosure when the thing boots (carriages get sent to the axis limits, because $300K apparently doesn't buy you limit switches...)
18:11 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
18:11 kasa32 I'm just saying you need to be careful and prepare yourself
18:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform just add a bit of plastic foam!!!
18:11 kasa32 it might happen
18:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform do you know the story of the irradiation accidents with medical equipment cause of this problem ?
18:12 mircea_popescu (comp took out some plastic stoppers to save on costs)
18:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'therac-25'
18:12 mircea_popescu aye
18:12 bounce well, though this is a dangerous suggestion, might look at some sort of theoretical underpinning of why regulating, with what overarching goal if you will. I don't really see them do more than plug holes that may or may not exist
18:12 kasa32 take all precautions and such
18:12 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: in our case it was a gurl holding a fist over 'big red button'
18:12 asciilifeform rather than foam
18:12 mircea_popescu kasa32 your sentiment is appreciated, but had you heard of me before last week ?
18:12 kanzure asciilifeform: so did you reverse engineer the tecan protocol or did you just buy their sdk or what?
18:12 asciilifeform reversed 100%.
18:12 kanzure ok
18:12 bounce though an environment where a lot of what's being done in fiat is flat out impossible is a good dampener already
18:13 asciilifeform and all of the other instruments that were to be used with the damn thing
18:13 mircea_popescu bounce a lot more thought will have to be poured into those things
18:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6932 @ 0.00095519 = 6.6214 BTC [+] {2}
18:13 asciilifeform idea was to get rid of the wretches hand-carrying samples to/from instruments
18:13 asciilifeform because wtf is the point of a robot then
18:13 mircea_popescu kanzure clearly stan has too much time on his hands.
18:13 asciilifeform had.
18:13 bounce by people with suitable detachment as ooposed to the usual driven to do good type
18:13 kanzure you're talking to the guy who reverse engineered pokemon red and crystal
18:13 mircea_popescu had.
18:13 kanzure so.. if anything, don't talk to me about time.
18:13 bounce s/oop/opp/
18:14 mircea_popescu bounce in general it's been my experiences that only committees that include at least one asshole yield anything usable.
18:14 asciilifeform kanzure: in my spam flick, you can see the bugger stuff a plate in a non-bot-enabled plate reader
18:14 asciilifeform etc
18:14 bounce heh
18:14 kanzure "oh a few hundred thousand lines of terrible, shitty z80 asm? why of course i'll reverse engineer that!" https://github.com/kanzure/pokecrystal
18:14 benkay without assholes on the committee, how can you even know the members are human?
18:14 bounce you've been training for that, haven't you?
18:15 kanzure without assholes, how would you know we're human?
18:15 benkay no asshole, not human.
18:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.055 = 0.11 BTC [+]
18:15 bounce apropos therac-25, that was that thing that only pooped out cryptic numbers to be looked up into large books of errors?
18:15 mircea_popescu "I was born like this, I had no choice. I was born with the gift of a golden voice"
18:15 asciilifeform now i just reverse shit to eat.
18:16 mircea_popescu bounce one of many but yes
18:16 asciilifeform 'you are what you pretend to be, so be careful what you pretend to be.'
18:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if that worked bitcoin would be full of ceos, venture capitalists and other peaks of intellectual achievement.
18:16 kanzure asciilifeform: every time venter announces another $40M genome i just laugh
18:16 bounce in a way the habitually ignored overly verbose blatter found in intrusive popups on desktops today is the other extreme... with the same effect
18:17 kasa32 <mircea_popescu> I've seen some tweets about the letter you received
18:17 bounce s/tt/th/
18:17 asciilifeform funny how my father actually spent a good deal of life doing the same (reversing western consumer junk for the soviet market)
18:17 kanzure asciilifeform: if i had to pay $40M for every completely custom genome, pfft
18:17 kanzure asciilifeform: are you the p90 guy
18:17 andyfletcher looks like the pdf was wrong in the SEC assertion that handing over the data wasn't against EU data protection regs. MEMO/13/923 and MEMO/14/60 which were approved by the EU Parliament on 2014/03/14 refer to 'all natural persons'. Not just EU citizens.
18:17 asciilifeform p90?
18:17 mircea_popescu kasa32 yeah. well... i've been here preparing things for many years so far.
18:17 Apocalyptic kanzure, heh, you remind me of a dude
18:17 bounce kanzure, just buy some gm corn in the nearest supermarket
18:18 Apocalyptic that RE some Wii games
18:18 kanzure nope i haven't touched wii yet
18:18 asciilifeform ;;google p90
18:18 gribble FN P90 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_P90>; Power 90 Workoutโ€”Power 90 Reviewsโ€”Get Fast Results with ...: <http://www.beachbody.com/product/fitness_programs/power90.do>; FNH USA - Distinct Advantage :: FN P90ยฎ Series: <http://www.fnhusa.com/l/products/tactical/p90-series/>
18:18 kanzure asciilifeform: private-eye wearable heads up something
18:18 Apocalyptic http://delroth.net/
18:18 ozbot delroth.net - delroth's website
18:18 mircea_popescu andyfletcher you don't say.
18:18 asciilifeform i have an ancient page about it, yes
18:18 kanzure asciilifeform: oh, then mike told me about you
18:18 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/vintage/paralleleye/eye.html
18:18 ozbot Parallel Port Interface to the Private Eye P4 Head-Mounted Display
18:19 Apocalyptic kanzure, how much time you spent on it ?
18:19 kanzure Apocalyptic: wii? none whatsoever
18:19 stompysteve whats going on with neobee i just got online
18:19 andyfletcher mircea_popescu, yup. It is on Europa http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_MEMO-14-186_en.htm
18:19 Apocalyptic on the pokemon crystal
18:19 mircea_popescu andyfletcher let's try something simpler : http://trilema.com/2014/interacting-with-fiat-institution-a-guide/#footnote_1_53360
18:19 kanzure Apocalyptic: way too much time man
18:19 mircea_popescu they can't even comply with the actual fed regulations on document handling.
18:19 kanzure Apocalyptic: pokemon red is "done"- it compiles without baserom.gbc
18:19 mircea_popescu which... you know.
18:19 kanzure asciilifeform: my roommate was building this, http://fennetic.net/irc/cyberfenn/hplus_proposal/
18:20 asciilifeform kanzure: we're still just as far from a 'human price' svga ocular as we were in 1990.
18:20 kanzure asciilifeform: (this was a few years ago, so no glass comments etc)
18:20 Apocalyptic <kanzure> Apocalyptic: way too much time man // i bet, was looking for something quantitative
18:20 asciilifeform 'glass' is barely vga.
18:20 kanzure Apocalyptic: at least 100 hours
18:20 Apocalyptic that's not much
18:21 kanzure i guess not, no
18:21 kanzure but the upper bound is probably 2000
18:21 mircea_popescu andyfletcher anyway, you should get a cookie for being the first commentator of the matter to have spotted it. somehow the press covered it extensively but failed to notice stuff like that.
18:21 mircea_popescu perhaps because the press isn't very well equipped to report these days.
18:21 asciilifeform the electromechanical piece of junk features in my link is, funnily, still far ahead of what you can buy now
18:21 asciilifeform if you want an ocular for something other than viewing porn on airplanes
18:22 andyfletcher /me is happy to wave a finger in the direction of the SEC and say "Not allowed"
18:22 asciilifeform razor-sharp monochrome, with square pixels
18:22 mircea_popescu who the fuck wants to view porn on airplanes. so you get yourself all good and ready and then what ? ask the stewardess to draw the curtain and the girls to drop the tops ?
18:22 asciilifeform (the 'movie'-grade displays have staggered rgb, like the cheap camera viewfinders which... they are)
18:22 asciilifeform lol
18:22 kanzure mircea_popescu: it's the principle
18:23 jborkl Neo bee halted for abnormal trading activity
18:23 joecool old news
18:23 mircea_popescu jborkl scroll up honey :p
18:23 mircea_popescu kanzure what principle is that ?
18:23 jborkl Ah
18:23 kanzure personal computing?
18:23 mircea_popescu i thought porn something.
18:23 kanzure asciilifeform: maybe interesting to you http://diyhpl.us/wiki/diybio/faq/news/
18:24 mike_c asciilifeform: new oculus is 960x1080 per eye. that beats svga :)
18:24 asciilifeform square pixel grid?
18:24 asciilifeform because if not, go and try reading text
18:24 kanzure oculus is the wrong form factor anyway
18:24 asciilifeform back we go, to the days of microcomputing with tv sets
18:25 asciilifeform and who wants to wear a helmet
18:25 mircea_popescu weren't such bad days, those.
18:25 kanzure asciilifeform: so why is everyone such a fuckup with making these?
18:25 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2012/chaos-battle-of-the-wizards/
18:25 ozbot Chaos - Battle of the Wizards pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
18:25 asciilifeform kanzure: lockheed corp. et al make fine ones. $50K+
18:25 asciilifeform so, patent trolls.
18:25 mike_c well, i assume not square pixels since there's a lens right in front of your eye.
18:25 decimation That 'therac-25' incident is interesting, thanks for the tip. If you are making a 'firmware interlock' for a radiation machine, I would think you would at least make it in TTL or on an FPGA or something.
18:25 mircea_popescu mike_c he knows what he's asking. you can't really read on the things
18:25 kanzure asciilifeform: does yours still work?
18:25 asciilifeform square in the sense of not being staggered rows (optimized for film)
18:26 asciilifeform yes it works
18:26 kanzure decimation: i think that was before fpgas were on the market
18:26 decimation find, cpld
18:26 mircea_popescu decimation or not take out the 0.01 cent plastic stoppers
18:26 decimation I bet some mba management directed that
18:26 decimation "how can we shape the bottom line today?"
18:27 mike_c ah. don't know whether the rows are staggered. i didn't know there were displays like that.
18:27 asciilifeform if there was any kind of demand for an svga ocular, the chinese would piss on the patents and we'd have them.
18:27 asciilifeform naggum's binders.
18:27 asciilifeform http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3071492123502329@naggum.no.html
18:27 ozbot Re: creation of lisp machine/lispOS - Naggum cll archive
18:27 mike_c who wants to read in VR anyway?
18:27 decimation I find that 'modern' cameras with giant LCD's are universally worse than the old-fashioned viewfinders with baffles
18:27 mircea_popescu me
18:28 mircea_popescu for instance, i'd like a measurement overlay.
18:28 asciilifeform me.
18:28 asciilifeform but not 100M wankers.
18:28 asciilifeform not yet.
18:28 mike_c well, overlays would be more of a see-through augmentation thing, not a closed off VR experience, no?
18:28 mircea_popescu decimation the insulting part is they're dropping the optical viewfinder ;/
18:28 asciilifeform think of what a terrific waste a non-ocular display is, for a fellow working alone
18:29 mircea_popescu mike_c maybe
18:29 asciilifeform my lcds are soaking up ~200W
18:29 benkay http://asolitarycomfort.tumblr.com/image/68242483909
18:29 ozbot : Photo
18:29 asciilifeform all so i can have a few emacsen going
18:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform o, i got kw here.
18:29 mircea_popescu fuck it. i'd use a megawatt. what's energy for ?
18:29 mike_c this is bitcoin, we don't care about wasting electricity.
18:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.57 = 1.14 BTC [-]
18:29 mircea_popescu ^
18:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu and his room of Trinitrons
18:29 mircea_popescu i save on heat!
18:30 asciilifeform personally i'm less concerned with wattage than space
18:30 asciilifeform living in a flat
18:30 mircea_popescu so move out of the sticks.
18:30 mircea_popescu do you know what 5k sq feet of floor space + garages cost in a SANE PART of the world ?
18:30 kanzure no?
18:30 decimation I think a competent driver with a good measurement overlay coupled with a radar/laser rangefinder would be more safe in a variety of conditions
18:30 asciilifeform i can guess
18:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00095436 = 11.9295 BTC [-] {2}
18:30 decimation especially if FLIR were available
18:30 mircea_popescu about the same you pay for a speeding ticket.
18:30 kanzure can you give me another analogy
18:30 mircea_popescu decimation absolutely.
18:30 kanzure i've never paid for a speeding ticket
18:31 mircea_popescu good laser you can drive in fog.
18:31 decimation that's clearly an application for high resolution optic viewers
18:31 mircea_popescu kanzure stop sucking and go get a speeding ticket.
18:31 kanzure mircea_popescu: yeah, i should
18:31 decimation ideally you have car-mounted sensors without any blockage from the columns in the vehicle
18:31 mircea_popescu decimation obviously, lasers in the lights.
18:32 mircea_popescu actually... you don't really need oculars for this
18:32 mircea_popescu you could make a decent window.
18:33 mircea_popescu this i think is a start-up idea right here, sell window + sensor kids for the aftermarket.
18:33 pankkake I want sensor kids
18:33 mircea_popescu people would be all over your shit. 100mn of them too, because nothing gets a guy off quite like having the girl that's about to give him a blowjob think he's batman
18:33 kanzure sensor kids
18:33 mircea_popescu kits omg
18:33 decimation I think the angle here is that the "my startup life" folks in california want to jump directly to full automation. Why not mine the more easily achievable sensor augmentation market?
18:33 mircea_popescu decimation what do they know.
18:34 mircea_popescu someone get elon musk in here lol.
18:34 benkay subject of more easily achievable sensor markets, check out the new client
18:34 benkay http://smartvineyards.net
18:34 Musk mircea_popescu, he's busy with exploding Tesla's
18:35 decimation maybe we can wrap everyone in a titanium shell so they don't experience hardship in life
18:35 Musk decimation, ah!
18:35 mircea_popescu Musk well, imagine how cool it'd be if the front window'd show the explosion parameters in futura font
18:35 mircea_popescu just as you're flying through teh clouds
18:38 mircea_popescu what the... did i lose interwebs or did everyone somehow inexplicably shut up for two minutes
18:38 mircea_popescu i'm calling 911.
18:38 decimation reading reviews of people who work at SpaceX, it's obvious the business model is "milk underpaid labor from engineers who like "space" on facebook"
18:38 Musk well the Neo fud seems over for now.. :3
18:39 mircea_popescu decimation not a bad model.
18:39 mircea_popescu dairy revolution ensured the supremacy of europe. milking is big, man.
18:39 Musk Farmenomics ?
18:40 decimation I think there was a discussion on this channel awhile back about the national security implications of cowgut in WWI Germany
18:40 mike_c decimation: not necessarily a bad deal for the engineers. lot to be said for liking what you work on.
18:40 mircea_popescu milking AND liking
18:41 decimation I'm told that most cows line up to be milked
18:41 mircea_popescu they do. mastitis is deadly.
18:41 mircea_popescu and painful.
18:42 decimation Perhaps this is also related to the "beetle man" attitude
18:44 mircea_popescu o look at that. elon musk was not here.
18:44 mircea_popescu i mean, not elon musk was here
18:46 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=530091.0 << this is the poll to end all polls
18:46 ozbot Would you send money or bitcoins to MtGox when it re-opens? (poll)
18:46 mircea_popescu Question:Would you send money or bitcoins to MtGox when it re-opens? (Voting closed: March 27, 2014, 03:11:32 PM) Yes 34 (43%)
18:46 mircea_popescu No 45 (57%)
18:46 mircea_popescu
18:46 mircea_popescu Total Voters: 79
18:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ^ enjoy baby.
18:47 decimation so are these the deer that walk up to the hunter and kneel down?
18:48 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=537527.msg5956966#msg5956966 dank is back.
18:48 ozbot Looking for investment of ~2500 BTC for music festival, return = ~150,000 BTC
18:48 mircea_popescu decimation no, these are "the community". according to themselves.
18:48 copumpkin o.O
18:48 ThickAsThieves what is it with people trying to connect all things they dont like to MPEx? https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.msg5958430#msg5958430
18:48 pankkake "p.s: notice name of the seller "btcapples". A notorious spammer troll connected to Mpex. "
18:48 pankkake that guyโ€ฆ
18:48 copumpkin 150k btc return sounds like a good deal!
18:48 ThickAsThieves i beat you!
18:48 copumpkin ozbot: sign me up!
18:49 copumpkin >_>
18:49 pankkake lol
18:49 copumpkin then I can finally be richer than mircea_popescu
18:49 copumpkin it's always been a goal of mine
18:49 decimation apparently there is sufficient fuel remaining to re-open the gox chumpatron
18:49 mircea_popescu btcapples ?! who's that ?
18:49 mircea_popescu between crumbs, btcapples and a pankkake we can make OUR OWN PIES
18:50 pankkake :D
18:50 ThickAsThieves btcapples seems to be the only guy to ever conduct a forum-based sale of NEOBEE shares through the LMB platform
18:50 mircea_popescu copumpkin well if you organise a btc festival that nets 150k coins you'll definitely end up with more stds than i ever had.
18:50 copumpkin :D
18:51 mircea_popescu "Also, he tried to sell these(whoevers') shares under false pretense. I believe it was financial hardship?"
18:51 mircea_popescu was it actually not his shares ?
18:51 ThickAsThieves i dont know whether he's one of the people suspected
18:51 ThickAsThieves but he's got my attention now
18:51 copumpkin okay, can someone pump up S.MPOE to 1 btc each?
18:51 copumpkin thanks
18:52 mircea_popescu "People think that anything goes on the internet, but if Neobee was a legit stock under the jurisdiction of the SEC, all the FUD spreaders on the internet would be locked up VERY QUICKLY for the crap they have been pulling recently."
18:52 benkay !t m s.mpoe
18:52 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00092844 / 0.00093843 / 0.00095634 (1640418 shares, 1,539.42 BTC), 7D: 0.00092844 / 0.00094382 / 0.00095875 (6432706 shares, 6,071.32 BTC), 30D: 0.000745 / 0.0008648 / 0.00096 (31129876 shares, 26,921.16 BTC)
18:52 ThickAsThieves ...
18:52 pankkake the amount of shares was pretty smallโ€ฆ no one should care really
18:52 ThickAsThieves that poster has never seen pinksheet forums
18:52 benkay Phildo lol great name
18:52 mircea_popescu sec definitely spends its time reading yahoo finance boards o.I
18:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.57 = 1.71 BTC [-]
18:53 benkay ;;google jonathan lebed
18:53 gribble Jonathan Lebed - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lebed>; Lebed.biz |: <http://lebed.biz/>; Pump And Dump - CBS News: <http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pump-and-dump/>
18:53 mircea_popescu so basically the shill brigade is arguing this theory whereby indefinite suspensions are a good thing.
18:53 mircea_popescu why are they even involved in this for the love of christ.
18:53 benkay mircea_popescu: not only do they read yahoo boards, they also go after 15 yo's
18:54 ThickAsThieves the psychology of the forum needs its own study
18:54 ThickAsThieves it's amazine really
18:54 ThickAsThieves amazing
18:54 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
18:54 ThickAsThieves !
18:54 psterryl ThickAsThieves: " i dont know whether he's one of the people suspected"
18:54 psterryl Suspected of what?
18:54 ThickAsThieves did you not see the statement?
18:54 pankkake isn't it basically stockholm syndrome?
18:54 mircea_popescu JERRY: I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like wher
18:54 mircea_popescu e Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.
18:55 psterryl yeah im just wondering what constitutes "suspicious trading activity"
18:55 pankkake maybe I should create an exchange where you can only trade if trade.value > lasttrade.value
18:55 pankkake they would love it
18:55 mircea_popescu psterryl http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2014#589549 is my theory.
18:56 mircea_popescu pankkake isn't that basically the bitcoin gem "idea" ?
18:56 mike_c pankkake: that is havelock.. see RENT, see NEOBEE, see ..
18:56 ThickAsThieves psterryl, i dont think i have an answer in that regard
18:56 benkay psterryl: http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/but-it-was-aliens.jpg
18:56 mircea_popescu mike_c rent got suspended too ?!
18:56 mike_c not suspended
18:56 mike_c referring to new ipo at higher than market price
18:56 benkay o but haven't you heard mike_c the market price is now near the next "i"plol price!
18:57 benkay !t h rent
18:57 assbot [HAVELOCK:RENT] 1D: 0.00600002 / 0.00683184 / 0.00750000 (1556 shares, 10.63033884 BTC), 7D: 0.00525000 / 0.00590396 / 0.00750000 (5321 shares, 31.41496367 BTC), 30D: 0.00510111 / 0.00560668 / 0.00900001 (49033 shares, 274.91242278 BTC)
18:57 benkay !l h rent
18:57 assbot Last trade for RENT on HAVELOCK was at 0.00749997 BTC [+]
18:57 mircea_popescu mike_c there's a different problem there : if they ipo'd at same price as before they'd have a fiat dilution on their hands.
18:57 benkay seeeeee?
18:57 mircea_popescu and i fucking need to stop calling subsequent offerings "ipos"
18:57 mike_c this terminology. you can only ipo once! that's why they call it "initial"
18:57 mircea_popescu one day people will be quoting this shit and laughing at me.
18:57 mike_c inb4
18:57 ThickAsThieves SPOs
18:58 mircea_popescu spos, srsly.
18:58 psterryl ThickAsThieves no worries, hopefully LMB put out a statement at some point
18:59 pankkake 3PO
18:59 ThickAsThieves i like it
18:59 ThickAsThieves 2PO
18:59 benkay reduxpo
18:59 mircea_popescu 3DO !
18:59 ThickAsThieves 3PO
18:59 ThickAsThieves 4PO
18:59 mircea_popescu iam12andwhatisthispo
18:59 ThickAsThieves IPO2.0
18:59 benkay can gravity po?
18:59 mike_c benkay: maybe it's like an acquisition rumor. why not buy all the lower priced shares if you know it's going to be forced to 75.
18:59 ThickAsThieves that doesnt really work out here
19:00 ThickAsThieves you presume people will buy at 75
19:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26950 @ 0.00094868 = 25.5669 BTC [-] {3}
19:00 ThickAsThieves kinda unlikely, no?
19:00 benkay past shareholders aren't going to be allowed to sell at that price, mike_c
19:00 mike_c i don't presume that at all. but it's either that, or a complete scam.
19:00 mircea_popescu i still don't understand the merger idea too well, tbh.
19:00 mike_c a random 50% pop after this new PO is announced..
19:00 ThickAsThieves megrer?
19:00 benkay newpo
19:00 benkay poopyo
19:00 ThickAsThieves alpo
19:00 mircea_popescu rent guy was going to get some north carolina similar service
19:01 mike_c yeah, we discussed. read the logs already ;)
19:01 ThickAsThieves the20year2, take it from, just stop
19:01 ThickAsThieves me*
19:01 benkay could just be buying leads, although where capital's going to come to develop them is anyone's guess-JUST KIDDING HAVELOCK
19:01 mircea_popescu they're not even contiguous ;/
19:01 mircea_popescu mike_c no i read them.
19:02 mike_c oh right, you explained to him that a business that just needs capital has no competitive advantages.
19:02 mircea_popescu it's more complicated than that.
19:02 mircea_popescu but anyway, in his case, maintaining offices in two states, he's setting himself up for the bomb
19:02 mircea_popescu even if everything else had worked!
19:02 mircea_popescu where's that brilliant men link ?
19:02 mike_c he's not maintaining offices. just providing capital to that other company.
19:02 mike_c it's basically a loan.
19:03 mircea_popescu http://taoyue.com/stacks/articles/brilliant-men.html
19:03 ozbot From the Stacks: Why I Never Hire Brilliant Men | TaoYue.com
19:03 jurov for certain values of brilliant
19:04 mircea_popescu worth a read.
19:10 decimation I read it as: "I hire only those with high conscientiousness and low neuroticism"
19:12 mircea_popescu not a bad read
19:13 mircea_popescu neurosis correlates with intelligence about to the same effects rot correlates with wood.
19:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07299493 = 0.146 BTC [+]
19:14 decimation the problem is that actually accomplishing this would be racist
19:14 mircea_popescu how would it be racist ?!
19:14 mircea_popescu you mean, it'd mostly exclude white people ?
19:14 decimation behavior and personality is highly heritable
19:15 decimation certain groups, probably
19:15 mircea_popescu race != some random group.
19:16 skinnkavaj Whats happening with NEOBEE?
19:16 skinnkavaj I have not been around
19:17 decimation the point is, any test that would be given to an applicant to attempt to detect his or her conscientiousness would be illeagal, like IQ tests are (in the US)
19:17 mike_c lots of blue-collar jobs give personality tests before hiring
19:17 decimation yeah and google gives what amount to IQ tests
19:18 decimation which put them at risk of a civil-rights lawsuit
19:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10950 @ 0.00095278 = 10.4329 BTC [+]
19:20 skinnkavaj Seems like a great time to buy NEOBEE
19:20 skinnkavaj Or am I missing something here?
19:20 skinnkavaj pankkake you know
19:20 mike_c just one of many things you are missing is that no one can buy.
19:20 skinnkavaj I know that
19:20 skinnkavaj But when it opens up
19:21 skinnkavaj And why is it closed in the first place
19:21 mike_c you don't know, yet it is a great time to buy.
19:21 pankkake http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2014#589429
19:21 mircea_popescu decimation iq tests are illegal in the us ?!
19:21 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
19:21 skinnkavaj mike_c: I like to buy on others fear
19:22 mircea_popescu skinnkavaj so buy some lehman.
19:22 skinnkavaj pankkake: Thanks sir
19:22 skinnkavaj Lol
19:23 skinnkavaj There is a conspiracy on bitcointalk
19:23 skinnkavaj That pankkake and mircea_popescu you are the same person
19:23 skinnkavaj SOmething must have happened on NEOBEE
19:23 skinnkavaj Question is what
19:24 mircea_popescu weren't they supposed to at some point release a report ?
19:24 pankkake I was on a forum where we had this ongoing conspiracy that there really were 2-3 users on the forum and everyone else was sockpuppets
19:24 pankkake but that was for fun, mostly
19:25 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: Are you in bed with MPOE-PR or have I misunderstood that?
19:25 mircea_popescu im sittin' on a chair.
19:25 decimation oh yeah, "iq tests" are illeagal, or at least they can form the basis of a civil rights lawsuit. http://vdare.com/articles/professor-gates-officer-crowley-president-obama-and-the-new-york-fire-department
19:26 skinnkavaj So boring when MPOE-PR on the same thread post the same link all over again, instead of debating
19:26 mircea_popescu decimation you know it's "illegal"
19:26 decimation the United States alleges that defendant City of New York's use of two written examinations on a pass-fail basis, as well as its rank-order processing of applicants, in the screening and selection of applicants for appointment to the rank of entry-level firefighter, has resulted in disparate impact upon black and Hispanic applicants, is not "job related for the position in question and consistent with business necessity" and does not otherwise
19:26 decimation meet the requirements of Title VII.
19:27 skinnkavaj pankkake: Do you have any investment in any security I check out?
19:27 mircea_popescu yes but a) the city of new york is a public corp and b) firemen and generally blue collar workers are hardly what we were thinking about
19:27 skinnkavaj Feels like its so boring nowadays
19:27 skinnkavaj Nothing good to invest in
19:27 skinnkavaj Before it was a lot more
19:27 skinnkavaj And yet bitcoin is much bigger now
19:27 pankkake I have nothing, I took my losses from havelock just because fuck it
19:27 mircea_popescu yeah, all very good stuff
19:27 skinnkavaj So should be more securities
19:28 decimation well, a private corp would open themselves up to civil suits
19:28 decimation I'm surprised this hasn't happened with silicon valley already
19:28 skinnkavaj pankkake: On NEOBEE or what did you have there?
19:28 pankkake on everything, I got out of neobee a while ago
19:29 skinnkavaj I am opening a new altcoin exchange for Litecoinlocal, before I was determined that we should have fee shares and take fees on the trading
19:30 skinnkavaj Now I have decided to offer it for free
19:30 skinnkavaj With no fees
19:30 skinnkavaj And no shares
19:31 skinnkavaj I am gonna make money by offering a really simple dice game on every altcoin traded
19:31 skinnkavaj I wounder how Huobi makes money though
19:31 skinnkavaj Must be expensive to deposit there
19:31 skinnkavaj Or high withdrawal fees
19:32 skinnkavaj It's kinda fun with zero fees, to really see how much your code and server can handle in terms of total trades per second
19:33 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: I have never understood how MPOE works, but anyway the questionn goes how many trades can you handle per second right now?
19:40 skinnkavaj pankkake: Progamming anything right now?
19:40 pankkake maybe
19:40 skinnkavaj Tell me
19:44 mircea_popescu many.
19:44 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: Boring answer really..
19:45 mircea_popescu anyone saw cul de sac ? an older polanski film.
19:45 mircea_popescu Donald Pleasence is quite good in it.
19:46 benkay skinnkavaj: not much. no more trades on havelock, ThickAsThieves no longer running the 'fund'.
19:46 benkay see: http://cascadianhacker.com/blog/2014/03/28_havelock-freezes-neobee-trading-thickasthieves-steps-down-as-fund-manager.html
19:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0444 = 0.222 BTC [+]
19:47 benkay so how about this: www.coindesk.com/isle-man-welcomes-digital-currency-exchanges-license-required/
19:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.056399 = 0.1692 BTC [+]
19:48 benkay bezzle -> crypto may yet fly
19:48 skinnkavaj benkay: Didn't TAT quit managing it long time ago?
19:48 skinnkavaj Or maybe it was asicminer
19:48 benkay am
19:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0564 = 0.1128 BTC [+] {2}
19:49 skinnkavaj If he quit asicminer
19:49 mircea_popescu "confirmed that a bitcoin exchange that holds client funds with a licensed overseas payment service provider is not required to obtain a licence in the country for its activities."
19:49 skinnkavaj Maybe he quit also NEOBEE for the same reason
19:49 mircea_popescu sounds like the average coindesk article.
19:49 skinnkavaj I guess he thought it was too much work
19:49 benkay don't really think it was the work of the thing, skinnkavaj.
19:49 mircea_popescu benkay you know i like reading your blog
19:49 benkay he'd have said something along those lines when the forum showed up and put him through the wringer
19:50 mircea_popescu but the viewport is too wide by now.
19:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10131 @ 0.00094546 = 9.5785 BTC [-] {2}
19:50 benkay say it ain't so, mircea_popescu
19:50 skinnkavaj benkay: Do you have any reason to believe it was not that reason?
19:50 mircea_popescu skinnkavaj didja read the log ?
19:50 skinnkavaj Not the full
19:50 skinnkavaj Please inform me
19:50 benkay please pay me
19:50 skinnkavaj I have not catched up with it yet
19:50 skinnkavaj benkay: For what gtfo
19:50 benkay at least tell me i'm pretty
19:50 skinnkavaj Well I can stretch to that
19:51 mircea_popescu benkay you've not asked too many people, btw. as best i can tell they're neither a giant scam trying to run witrh a ton of btc, nor a legitimate business.
19:51 benkay what's your read, mircea_popescu?
19:51 mircea_popescu they're an outfit run by an incompetent if vain kid that drank the kool aid. they got some btc together, made some media buys and... that's it.
19:52 mircea_popescu very dot-com ish really, but history is only useful to the literate.
19:52 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: But the original prospectus was really well thought thru
19:52 skinnkavaj He did have a good business plan
19:52 skinnkavaj Or else so many wouldnt invest with him
19:52 mircea_popescu skinnkavaj ever pick up a chick that looked good at the disco only to get scared in the morning ?
19:52 benkay skinnkavaj: are you referring to the part where they claimed they'd be able to protect cypriots from haircuts?
19:52 skinnkavaj And I dont think much BTC business is "legal"
19:52 skinnkavaj In fact not many business at all
19:52 skinnkavaj Not even fiat business
19:52 skinnkavaj Apple is still breaking the law..
19:53 mircea_popescu you're skidding all over the place.
19:53 benkay US law, which is not law any more by dint of outlawing the un-out-law-able.
19:53 benkay US tax law which has put itself into the voluntary donation zone?
19:55 skinnkavaj benkay: US tax law was put into voluntary donation zone when Bitcoin was first launched in 2009
19:55 skinnkavaj By technical reasons
19:56 benkay sure
19:56 benkay USG is slowly aligning themselves with reality on the ground
19:56 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: Is MPOE a registred company in US or why did SEC contact you?
19:57 mircea_popescu i imagine they contacted me because they wanted to talk.
19:57 mircea_popescu what silly q is that.
19:58 skinnkavaj Erik Vorhees was smart
19:58 skinnkavaj Fake selling SD to himself
19:58 dexX7 proof?
19:58 skinnkavaj "Anonymous investor"
19:59 dexX7 who did pay the shareholders then?
19:59 skinnkavaj It's obvious when you think about it
19:59 skinnkavaj Himself from everything he earned
19:59 skinnkavaj He have a lot of BTC
19:59 dexX7 (i don't know how much that was)
20:00 dexX7 why do you think this was smart?
20:00 skinnkavaj So he would not get into trouble and can still operate SD
20:01 skinnkavaj I believe we will see more fake sells since it's the best option to clear your name, while still holding on to that money making machine
20:02 skinnkavaj Which is your baby, as an entreprenour
20:03 mircea_popescu this is pretty much nonsense.
20:03 mircea_popescu why not enjoy the credibility of a well run asset ?
20:03 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: Because of legal problems obviously
20:04 mircea_popescu i dun see what you're talking about, "obviously".
20:04 benkay ;;tslb
20:04 gribble Time since last block: 7 minutes and 27 seconds
20:04 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: So you think SD is a legal service?
20:05 benkay legal where, skinnkavaj ?
20:05 skinnkavaj In any country of the world
20:05 mircea_popescu dude seriously, stop.
20:05 mircea_popescu there's no such thing as a "legal service". there's illegal stuff, and then there's the rest.
20:05 mircea_popescu there's no "any country in the world"
20:05 mircea_popescu you don't even know how many countries there are, in the world.
20:06 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: Is this your strategy in the future?
20:06 skinnkavaj I wish you good luck, I honestly do
20:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07249972 = 0.145 BTC [-] {2}
20:06 mircea_popescu yes, my strategy in the future is to continue to point out obvious nonsense coming my way.
20:06 mircea_popescu who knows, maybe it somehow ends up cutting down on the general nonsense
20:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16349 @ 0.00094303 = 15.4176 BTC [-]
20:09 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: We live in a corrupt world you should know that
20:10 mircea_popescu so ?
20:10 skinnkavaj SD is not legal and neither is MPOE, but I love the fact that you are not agreeing with me on that
20:10 mircea_popescu eh your face is not legal.
20:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18300 @ 0.00094107 = 17.2216 BTC [-] {3}
20:11 CheckDavid Lulz
20:12 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/6219520-the-50th-law
20:12 CheckDavid I heard mpoe was the most legal of exchanges
20:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1750 @ 0.0005 = 0.875 BTC [-]
20:16 TestingUnoDosTre mircea , is bitbet.us legal in every planet in the Milky Way?
20:17 skinnkavaj TestingUnoDosTre: Leave him alone now I think he understood my point and I like his intentions
20:17 dexX7 intentions?
20:17 TestingUnoDosTre his evil intergalactic intentions
20:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 85 @ 0.06926507 = 5.8875 BTC [-] {13}
20:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8250 @ 0.00093954 = 7.7512 BTC [-]
20:22 mircea_popescu the most legal illegal exchange run by an asshole with good intentions
20:22 CheckDavid Lol
20:22 mircea_popescu someone write the book so 50cent can make a song about the movie based on it
20:22 mircea_popescu then we can quote its wisdom
20:23 CheckDavid How illegal is mpoe?
20:23 dexX7 let's ipo the idea
20:23 mircea_popescu s'il egal.
20:25 benkay ill egalitarian.
20:26 skinnkavaj mircea_popescu: Try listen for one minute in a clip from this audio book http://open.spotify.com/track/1ydFN3EK0bhqlzjT1cRKxR
20:26 benkay o lookit that spotify lets you sign up with email again
20:27 benkay guess zuck won that one in the short term and lost it in the long term
20:27 benkay http://pagesix.com/2011/10/14/facebook-feud-outside-club/
20:27 ozbot Facebook feud outside club | Page Six
20:32 mircea_popescu skinnkavaj learning to read spoiled me for audiobooks.
20:32 TestingUnoDosTre is that seriously a 50 cent produced audiobook?
20:36 mircea_popescu "Go search deep for code (for sale) for online gambling sites.
20:36 mircea_popescu The most expensive code packages for gambling sites have the most deceit and advanced algorithms to rip-off the gambling fool and protect the investment of the operator. The very best ones you'll never find for sale, however. These algorithms always sit on top of whatever "edge" the operator decides to take (the "edge" is the part of the tilted table some sites even openly advertise nowadays).
20:36 mircea_popescu there's nothing better than a good conspiraci theorist.
20:37 mircea_popescu bitcoin invented fair gambling, bitbet is a parimutuel implementation, anon forum derp comes to harp about how deceitful "sites" are.
20:37 mircea_popescu i imagine these people followed hercules around augeas' stables complaining about all the mess he's making.
20:39 dirt_ amazing
20:39 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
20:41 Mats_cd03 hue hue
20:43 ThickAsThieves "Edmund Moy, the former director of the U.S. Mint whoโ€™s become an outspoken proponent of digital currencies, saw a mix of good and bad as well, but ultimately he made two cogent points: first, that this is is a rule, not a law, and thereโ€™s a difference, and, two, that it can be changed as circumstances warrant."
20:43 ThickAsThieves what is the exact difference between an IRS rule and a law?
20:46 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves that i get to laugh at you poor sods moar ?
20:46 ThickAsThieves but but
20:46 ThickAsThieves halp
20:46 mircea_popescu lol
20:46 mircea_popescu a rule you can have overturned by arguing more things before the supreme court than if it were a law.
20:47 mircea_popescu because congress does have legislative discretion, but agencies do not.
20:47 mircea_popescu we're talking a decade and a hundred million in either case.
20:47 mike_c most of the IRS code is law, but not the btc part. http://docs.law.gwu.edu/facweb/jsiegel/Personal/taxes/code.htm
20:47 ThickAsThieves so you must break the rule to even attempt to learn it's definition?
20:47 ThickAsThieves its*
20:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00093954 = 8.268 BTC [-]
20:48 ThickAsThieves or at least "test" its definition
20:48 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves no, you don't have to break it to sue.
20:48 ThickAsThieves is there some argument to what is allowed to be taxed at all, and bitcoin not fitting that spectrum?
20:49 mircea_popescu no, because the us does not recognise allodial title.
20:49 mircea_popescu anything can be taxed.
20:49 ThickAsThieves like isnt there an underlying premise for taxes being that, for example you cant profit from a shipping company without roads, and taxes pay for roads, therefor you must pay them
20:50 mircea_popescu no.
20:50 ThickAsThieves the USG neither provides for, nor maintains, nor creates bitocin
20:50 ThickAsThieves something seems off
20:50 mircea_popescu that bullcrap is entirely irrelevant to the discussion.
20:50 ThickAsThieves ok
20:51 mircea_popescu it's roughly the coating in the pill, various people sprout it because you know, the slavegirl that aesthetically loves her collar isn't really as much of a slavegirl or something.
20:51 ThickAsThieves do you have an argument against the IRS rulings or you think they are sensible?
20:51 mircea_popescu but taxes have exactly zero to do with roads.
20:51 mircea_popescu the irs can tax anything the fuck it pleases. the reaction to taxation you dislike is leaving the jurisdiction, not arguing the point.
20:52 mike_c even then you can't escape. you have to give up citizenship.
20:52 mircea_popescu so give up citizenship.
20:52 mircea_popescu (course iirc, you're not allowed to do so unless you prove it's specifically NOT because you dislike the taxation system. quite the racked your owner got going there.)
20:53 mike_c and there's a fee :)
20:53 ThickAsThieves heh
20:53 ThickAsThieves surely a small price to pay
20:53 mircea_popescu you can't imagine, on a more personal note, how fucking outlandish this is to me.
20:53 ThickAsThieves do tell
20:54 mircea_popescu if someone told me twenty years ago i will live to honestly pity the fate of the poor us citizens i'd have laughed for the rest of the day.
20:54 mircea_popescu and i'm not even fucking old! i'm sitting here and im thinking... holy shit now THAT must suck. what a curse to be born with.
20:55 mike_c could be worse. china is worse.
20:55 mircea_popescu i do not believe china is currently worse.
20:55 mircea_popescu korea is worse.
20:56 mike_c foxconn has more suicides than jpmorgan.
20:56 Duffer1 the breathable parts of china sound nice
20:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.0564 = 0.1692 BTC [+]
20:58 dexX7 foxconn has about 1000x more worker than jpmorgan
20:58 benkay girl is out of town for the weekend. this means.....
20:58 benkay BREAKFAST FOR DINNER
20:58 benkay http://imgur.com/vTtb2mf
20:58 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
20:58 Mats_cd03 i was in guangzhou a year ago
20:59 dexX7 did you like it?
20:59 benkay mostly because i've forgotten how to cook since this one started doing it for me
20:59 Mats_cd03 i saw a few dozen dead pigs floating down a river as i was driving out of the province
20:59 nubbins` i made homemade pasta sauce and meatballs last night
20:59 nubbins` it was amazing, so spicy ;0
20:59 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
20:59 Mats_cd03 soured me on the experience
20:59 nubbins` yes, the company was amazing too
20:59 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:00 nubbins` yes, simply amazing
21:00 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:00 nubbins` yes.
21:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.06892001 = 0.6892 BTC [-] {4}
21:00 mircea_popescu benkay you gotta learn to cook, this is embarassing.
21:00 nubbins` ^
21:00 TestingUnoDosTre easy there assbot
21:00 Mats_cd03 were the meatballs homemade
21:01 mircea_popescu kakobrekla could assy perhaps only say amazing once an hour or something ?
21:01 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:01 mircea_popescu i got a reputation to amazingly protect here.
21:01 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:01 Mats_cd03 lol
21:01 amazing hi
21:01 benkay mircea_popescu: i know how to cook!
21:02 benkay amazing popescu
21:02 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
21:02 mircea_popescu benkay you don't and i can tell just by looking at that poor excuse of a plate.
21:02 benkay gtfo
21:02 benkay i hand fried those potatoes
21:02 Mats_cd03 anyway like i was saying, i think some farmer had bought bad feed for his pigs and accidentally poisoned them
21:02 mircea_popescu i have a lot more experience with noob cook chicks than you imagine my friend.
21:02 mircea_popescu that's lashable cooking.
21:02 kakobrekla mircea_popescu isnt it easier to just limit nubbins` ?
21:02 benkay what's wrong with my plate?!
21:02 mircea_popescu kakobrekla but he's so small!
21:02 Mats_cd03 and whos going to dig a proper hole for all of those bodies? thats fucking laborious
21:03 Mats_cd03 so he put them on the back of a pickup and then dropped them off somewhere upstream
21:03 mircea_popescu benkay it looks like someone who can't cook made it.
21:03 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 either that or there was a pig geyser sprout on the river bed.
21:03 benkay bah you and your aesthetics
21:03 benkay viewport this
21:03 benkay arrangement of nutritive items that
21:03 mircea_popescu tis not a matter of aesthetics.
21:04 mircea_popescu tis a matter of i can tell if the carpenter is a noob by whether his "chair" is fucking level.
21:04 nubbins` Mats_cd03 yes, the meatballs were homemade
21:04 benkay oooooooh
21:04 Mats_cd03 id eat your homemade meatballs, nubbins`
21:04 Mats_cd03 ... wink
21:04 mircea_popescu homeball his mademeats too
21:04 nubbins` kakobrekla you can't hold me down!
21:05 mircea_popescu ok, honesty time :
21:05 mircea_popescu i always thought nubbins are the little bumps around the nipple on an aroused areola.
21:05 Mats_cd03 i have those
21:05 mircea_popescu stop ruining it for me.
21:05 Mats_cd03 sorry
21:05 benkay me too.
21:05 mike_c benkay: eggs are overcooked. that yolk's gotta run.
21:05 mircea_popescu you're too young to have areolae.
21:06 benkay ya well, the plate was in the oven keeping the bacon warm
21:06 benkay i did fuck the yolks up.
21:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0444 = 0.1332 BTC [-]
21:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.06887978 = 0.3444 BTC [-] {2}
21:06 mircea_popescu he thinks he can cute :D so adowable!
21:06 mircea_popescu s/cute/cooke
21:06 benkay keep going
21:06 benkay alright fine you got me
21:06 mike_c the potatoes look raw
21:06 Mats_cd03 horrible cooking dude
21:06 benkay i'm an engineer
21:06 * benkay throws up his hands
21:06 mircea_popescu are you a c0k engineer ?
21:07 mircea_popescu i mean c00k
21:07 Mats_cd03 its impressive you havent accidentally poisoned yourself yet
21:07 benkay coke, but you know
21:07 mike_c Mats_cd03: he hasn't eaten it yet :)
21:07 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 well if he ends up in east river...
21:07 kakobrekla by the looks of it its deliberate
21:07 mircea_popescu benkay gf comes home from her trip, finds dead pigglet, hauls him to pickup truck
21:07 mircea_popescu (they have a pickup in ny!)
21:08 benkay i love you guys too.
21:09 benkay sad truth is i'm fishing for a second housekeeper cum cock sucker
21:09 benkay i guess the assettes don't deliver?
21:09 benkay mo i'm going to poison myself
21:09 mircea_popescu well then your cum'd be poisonous.
21:09 benkay i don't know the difference between brotein and carboderprates
21:10 mircea_popescu hahaha
21:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: re: earlier thing: 'griggs vs. duke power co.'
21:10 asciilifeform ;;google griggs vs duke power co.
21:10 gribble Griggs v. Duke Power Co. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griggs_v._Duke_Power_Co.>; Landmark: Griggs v. Duke Power Co. | NAACP LDF: <http://www.naacpldf.org/case/griggs-v-duke-power-co>; Griggs v. Duke Power Company | The Oyez Project at IIT Chicago ...: <http://www.oyez.org/cases/1970-1979/1970/1970_124>
21:10 moiety sup benkay?
21:10 benkay girl left
21:10 benkay i can't cook
21:10 benkay halp
21:10 moiety i entirely passed out earlier D:
21:10 moiety oh jesus
21:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah but that's ability to perform the job, you know ?
21:10 moiety do you have a toaster
21:11 benkay no toasters are convenience tools of the devil
21:11 benkay also i live in murka and have to compromise on counterspace
21:11 mircea_popescu moiety> do you have a toaster <<< ahaha fucken epic.
21:11 mircea_popescu benkay "halp halp i need to cook" moiety, always motherly, starts small. "toaster ?"
21:12 benkay this isn't funny mircea_popescu i'm going to die
21:12 moiety prexactly - convenience. i think toasters are good because they have a timer, you cant burn the house down. please buy one
21:12 mircea_popescu death is kinda funny...
21:12 benkay yeah normally i'm into snuff too but today it's meeeee
21:12 mircea_popescu so wait! benkay was shooting for two girls but in the end his one had enough and now he's... mancooking ?
21:12 mircea_popescu o this is cartoon worthy
21:13 benkay I'M MANSPLAINING THE KITCHEN TO MYSELF
21:13 moiety wait, you mean properly left? not just away for the weekend?
21:13 benkay no its just for the weekend
21:13 tg2 Shiiit, ltcponzi 500 ltc in 40 minutes :/
21:13 benkay WAIT NO HALP
21:13 benkay MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ENGAGE
21:13 moiety oh i was gonna say you need to get a microwave too
21:13 mircea_popescu moiety so far he thinks it's temporary.
21:14 Mats_cd03 benkay: http://www.cookingforengineers.com/recipe/305/Honey-Pecan-Pralines how2cookthings
21:14 tg2 Fack
21:14 tg2 Gotta start going this lol
21:14 benkay Mats_cd03: that has sugar in it
21:14 Mats_cd03 are you diabetic
21:14 benkay i will be if i cook myself goddamn pralines all the time
21:14 mircea_popescu "how to become diabetic in three easy steps"
21:14 benkay bake?
21:14 benkay does one cook or bake pralines?
21:14 Mats_cd03 it was mostly the website and not the link, but i do love me some pralines
21:14 mircea_popescu bake, bitch an' gargle
21:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: re: griggs: this was one of those cases that ended in creating a 'talmudic wall' (as the hassid jews call this situation)
21:15 Mats_cd03 is baking
21:15 benkay fuck baking
21:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so it was.
21:15 asciilifeform not until recently did anyone dare to give even vaguely intellectual puzzles to potential hires
21:15 benkay so much time
21:15 Mats_cd03 youll live longer if you eat baked goods
21:15 asciilifeform because of the 'disparate impact' (actual legal term) standard established by griggs
21:15 asciilifeform (ianal!)
21:15 Mats_cd03 (over range-top cooking of meats)
21:16 Mats_cd03 me, i'm trying to live forever
21:16 qwebirc471694 fact: bears eat beets
21:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform and of course it is, as always, based on the commerce clause.
21:16 benkay eh, forever's overrated
21:16 mircea_popescu one almost dares hope that a wholesale repeal of commerce clause jurisprudence may fix teh us
21:16 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: as is virtually everything done by usg post-fdr
21:16 asciilifeform that's like hoping for a cancellation of ckkpss. oh wait.
21:17 benkay mircea_popescu: never going to happen.
21:17 moiety ok so benkay do you have any little hard yellow shaped things in the kitchen that look like this? http://siciliangirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Fusilli_pasta.jpg
21:17 benkay haw
21:17 moiety :P
21:17 benkay there are hard things in the kitchen for sure
21:17 benkay dunno bout past
21:17 benkay pasta
21:17 moiety qwebirc471694: excellent fact
21:17 mircea_popescu benkay gimme the heavenly forge for a week, it'll happen.
21:17 qwebirc471694 ahhh I'm losing my name
21:17 mircea_popescu hm, am i the only one that knows what the heavenly forge is ?
21:17 moiety benkay, this is worse than i thought. just phone a pizza for now
21:18 Mats_cd03 i looked it up on google and the second link was 'fanfiction.net'
21:18 benkay mircea_popescu: what are you on about
21:18 TestingUnoDosTre there we go
21:18 mircea_popescu the heavenly forge is this quill
21:18 kakobrekla order a pizza and put in a toaster
21:19 Mats_cd03 so the heavenly forge is definitely fan fiction right?
21:19 mircea_popescu and whatever it writes, is the future.
21:19 moiety kakobrekla: you are a man too huh
21:19 mike_c lol kako. i agree.
21:19 benkay can i get a pizza with bacon on it?
21:19 mircea_popescu ;;google "nor all your piety nor wit"
21:19 gribble Edward FitzGerald (poet) - Wikiquote: <http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Edward_FitzGerald_(poet)>; The Moving Finger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moving_Finger>; Omar Khayyรกm - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Khayy%C3%A1m>
21:19 asciilifeform aha that one
21:19 moiety benkay from dominos, yep
21:19 asciilifeform everyone in usa knows that one
21:19 asciilifeform because of clinton
21:19 mircea_popescu please redirect all things which are bacon to benkay
21:19 kakobrekla moiety i did came through didnt it.
21:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform lol
21:19 asciilifeform it's true!
21:20 benkay i don't need all the bacon sheesh that'd be greedy now
21:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2964 @ 0.00093954 = 2.7848 BTC [-]
21:20 * moiety nods at kakobrekla - just a wee bit
21:20 mircea_popescu benkay trade it for sum bitches
21:20 mircea_popescu dem bitches looooove that bacon
21:20 TestingUnoDosTre didn't we have some bacon ritz yesterday?
21:20 cazalla should i register a gpg key in addition to bitcoin address for wot or is a bitcoin address enough?
21:20 asciilifeform 'the moving finger writes, and having writ...'
21:20 moiety men: toasters, youredoinitwrong
21:20 benkay ah yes squirtable bacon
21:21 benkay "come here baby let me squirt some bacon on you. mircea popescu said bitches love bacon."
21:21 moiety cazalla: more other way around, key>address
21:21 Mats_cd03 http://www.perfectfry.com/products/spinfresh/ centrifugal deep fat fryer for that delicious crisp layer of chicken...
21:21 ozbot SPINFRESH Automatic Fryer - Perfect Fry Company
21:22 cazalla moiety: thanks, time to learn this gpg stuff i guess
21:22 mircea_popescu cazalla both work
21:22 moiety cazalla: use BingoBoingo's guide. best way, one sec
21:22 benkay cazalla you don't need to put bitcoin address into wot
21:22 benkay in fact, might not be a great idea
21:22 benkay addrs and identities are two separate extremes on the spectrum
21:23 benkay addrs disposable
21:23 benkay identities inso
21:23 mircea_popescu you can change them anyway.
21:23 mircea_popescu log in with either, update the other as needed.
21:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8950 @ 0.00094071 = 8.4194 BTC [+]
21:23 benkay naw
21:23 benkay gpg for comms, btc for $$$
21:23 TestingUnoDosTre which one was the BingoBoingo guide?
21:23 benkay ;;google drinking record gpg
21:23 gribble PGP/GPG Guide | Bingo Blog: <http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/pgpgpg-guide/>; Signature Thursday: Geany a GUI text editor for GPG tasks | Bingo ...: <http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2013/10/31/signature-thursday-geany-a-gui-text-editor-for-gpg-tasks/>; Bingo Blog | - of Bitcoin and Boingo: <http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/>
21:24 moiety http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/pgpgpg-guide/
21:24 ozbot PGP/GPG Guide | Bingo Blog
21:24 moiety see lol i slow
21:24 benkay we'll larn you yet
21:25 moiety got distracted saving tabs... ironically to speed up browser
21:26 moiety couldn't you have a couple of people using an address though?
21:26 benkay moiety!
21:27 mircea_popescu it's not a bed.
21:28 moiety if i just missed something glaringly obvious, forgive me, i did just wake up. I've shared an address before, is all
21:28 mircea_popescu http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f682dcd8f4949c2fe5e445c3fec309b/tumblr_mku8c5CGgv1r7s4ouo1_1280.jpg
21:28 mircea_popescu anyone know the car brand ?
21:28 benkay trabamborghini
21:28 asciilifeform moiety: this'd be more like sharing toothbrush.
21:28 mircea_popescu moiety how've you shared an address, ye hussy!
21:29 moiety benkay the badge is right there! citroen
21:29 moiety and for the site. me + dev had access
21:30 mircea_popescu well it's not really how they're supposed to work.
21:30 mircea_popescu so don't do that.
21:30 mircea_popescu make two or w/e.
21:30 mircea_popescu and wd on the citroen! it may be a trabamborghini, but it's the french trabamborghini.
21:30 asciilifeform trabazerati.
21:31 moiety thats fair enough, i was just at that point having everything done for me
21:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if you're going there, trapzderati
21:32 asciilifeform lol
21:32 moiety citroens arent very good though
21:32 mircea_popescu better than vauxhalls.
21:32 moiety very true
21:32 moiety also, citroen>renault if we are keeping to french
21:33 moiety everything over vauxhall (unless its a ford)
21:36 benkay moiety: you might be the first person with a good reason to implement m of n signing
21:36 benkay lol doge m of n
21:38 moiety i don't personally doge, well i mined 41 to learn the process. such wealth.
21:38 benkay are there any alts which one can mine with a cpu and at least get a few?
21:39 benkay dage i gather, but does that still hold true?
21:39 moiety plenty, in the beginning at least, all the galters are cpu poolers too
21:39 benkay maybe the infinitely inflating currencies live on in the processors of cpus and gpus
21:39 benkay as their value decreases, so does hashpower from professionals applied against them.
21:40 benkay haha
21:42 moiety are scrypt asics a thing yet?
21:43 benkay tg2: ^^
21:43 PObro kncMiner has some scrypt miners for Q2/Q3 this year.
21:44 PObro w
21:45 tg2 Gridseeds are out already
21:45 tg2 knc is gonna kill it though
21:45 cads moiety: at least one company I've seen are claiming to be shipping a scrypt asic
21:46 benkay have a good evening, everyone!
21:47 tg2 I hope scrypt responds poorly to Asic difficulty hike
21:47 cads though I thought the memory requirements of scrypt is what made it inefficient to try to solve with an asic.
21:47 tg2 Less efficient
21:47 tg2 still 50x more than gpu lol
21:47 cads gotcha
21:48 tg2 Vs 1000x more with sha256 asics
21:48 moiety cads: great, a bfl v2?!
21:48 cads bfl?
21:48 tg2 vertcoin is the only hope for no-asic and I'm sure it will happen
21:48 tg2 Their implementation is dumb
21:49 moiety Big Fucking Liars aka Butterfly Labs
21:49 tg2 Knc is legit though
21:49 cads has no researcher investigated mixed hash approaches?
21:49 tg2 Cads, look into x11 cpins
21:49 tg2 Coins* namely darkcoin
21:50 asciilifeform why this mega-interest in coins optimized for botnet mining?
21:50 tg2 Lol
21:50 jborkl Wtf is going on in here
21:50 tg2 Cause botters dos exchanges to make $
21:50 cads lol, x11's site begins "With professional Scrypt mining hardware on the way it is time to look for the best alternative hashing solution that will keep crypto currency within reach of everyone."
21:50 asciilifeform 'cpu optimized' == 'botnet optimized'
21:50 asciilifeform what part of this is a secret
21:50 cads asciilifeform: nice
21:50 cads I hadn't thought that
21:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00093923 = 18.5968 BTC [-] {2}
21:51 tg2 Even gpu is swarm friendly
21:51 cads right
21:51 tg2 35% of systems have discrete gpu
21:51 tg2 Including phones
21:51 cads because kids/manchildren with hefty gaming gpus
21:51 mircea_popescu actually, as a purely academic point, does anyone know a hash that is genuinely cpu-favourable ?
21:51 asciilifeform heterogeneity of gpu makes the bot artist's job tricky
21:51 mircea_popescu none of this ram ostrich bs
21:52 cads asciilifeform: I would use haskell
21:52 moiety americans: do you have a gov site dedicated to people records?
21:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: cpu-friendly vs. what?
21:52 mircea_popescu moiety no, they don't have central government.
21:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform basically, a huge lot of control instructions somehow
21:52 asciilifeform easy.
21:52 asciilifeform here's a simple one
21:52 cads god it would be so great to find out these guys actually use next generation compiler tech to specialize their viruses to the hardware :)
21:53 asciilifeform encode payload as bits on a grid, and run cellular automaton
21:53 asciilifeform e.g. langton's ant
21:53 * cads hates not knowing what's going on in the criminal sector of computer science
21:53 mircea_popescu o yeah
21:53 asciilifeform or 'life'
21:53 moiety ty mircea_popescu
21:53 mircea_popescu yeah srsly, graph anything. good point
21:53 mircea_popescu would it hold as a hash tho
21:53 asciilifeform say, 1e8-th state is the hash.
21:53 asciilifeform or rather, a conventional cryptographic hash thereof
21:53 asciilifeform (of the grid bits)
21:53 mircea_popescu a right
21:53 mircea_popescu no good reason not to chain them
21:54 asciilifeform to make it 'asic-hostile', demand an outlandishly large grid.
21:54 mircea_popescu then again, at least for life there are purely math algos
21:54 asciilifeform there's exactly one - 'hashlife'
21:54 mircea_popescu well a bunch of derivations but ok
21:55 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/hl/hl.html
21:55 cads asciilifeform: is hashlife hard or surprisingly easy to understand?
21:55 asciilifeform surprisingly easy
21:55 asciilifeform langton's ant is a bit more interesting
21:55 asciilifeform in that the answer is very compact
21:55 mircea_popescu it's not hard.
21:55 asciilifeform the ant always ends up 'building a road'
21:55 asciilifeform the output of the 'hash' can be 'starting on which move'
21:56 asciilifeform this doesn't require you to hash the entire playing field
21:56 cads looking up "hash life" on youtube got me to a video by "Swag Sensei"
21:56 asciilifeform and there is presently no known means of predicting, other than by running the ant, when the bridge will be built
21:56 asciilifeform and there is, afaik, no proof that it is always built
21:56 asciilifeform but no known counter-example either.
21:56 cads oh it's just smart memoization
21:57 asciilifeform everyone is invited to try it
21:57 cads durp
21:57 cads nothing like stochastic/predictive?
21:57 * cads reads on
21:57 asciilifeform ;;google langton's ant
21:57 gribble Langton's ant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langton's_ant>; Langton's Ant - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X-gtr4pEBU>; Langton's Ant -- from Wolfram MathWorld: <http://mathworld.wolfram.com/LangtonsAnt.html>
21:59 asciilifeform incidentally, hashlife starts grinding to sub-naive speed if your playing field is complex
21:59 asciilifeform (highly entropic)
21:59 asciilifeform because it no longer compresses.
21:59 asciilifeform given that GOL is proven turing-complete, it would follow that there is no generic shortcut to nth-state
22:00 asciilifeform unless p == np
22:00 asciilifeform (and possibly not even then)
22:00 samO_ haven't had internet conn. for almost two days! nearly lost my mind... :D what happend in the mean time, anything significant?
22:01 asciilifeform one could make an arbitrarily hardware-unfriendly 'hash' using automata, merely by demanding a large and well-entropic (crypto hash of payload, bit-spread) playing field
22:01 asciilifeform and a turing-complete automaton
22:01 VanCleef the fuck is up with havelock
22:01 tg2 I have a useful distributed work coin project on the burner
22:01 VanCleef shit dont even work properly anymore
22:01 VanCleef useless site
22:01 asciilifeform make the field large enough, and everyone is reduced to swapping to disk!
22:01 tg2 gonna be better than wasting hashes on nothing
22:02 asciilifeform (why anyone should wish this is another question.)
22:02 samO_ also, is there a chat log history of this channel somewhere? thx!
22:02 tg2 Just Google your username
22:03 tg2 Who admins havelock
22:03 tg2 Niggas need some help
22:04 tg2 Not even a heavy site to lift
22:04 asciilifeform paging herr doktor wolfram!
22:04 asciilifeform who loves stealing useless ideas
22:05 asciilifeform let him steal this one!
22:05 asciilifeform ;;google wolfram batshit egomania
22:05 gribble Stephen Wolfram, A New Kind of Science: <http://www.cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/reviews/wolfram/>; Ten Years of Monster Raving Egomania and Utter Batshit Insanity: <http://vserver1.cscs.lsa.umich.edu/~crshalizi/weblog/915.html>; Collection of Reviews of Wolfram's A New Kind of Science, Etc...: <http://www.math.usf.edu/~eclark/ANKOS_reviews.html>
22:05 asciilifeform there we go.
22:06 mircea_popescu samO_ who'd you be ?
22:07 mircea_popescu ;;topic
22:07 gribble http://bitcoin-assets.com || http://log.bitcoin-assets.com || http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com || http://blogs.bitcoin-assets.com
22:11 asciilifeform proposed algo, for those who insist:
22:11 asciilifeform take j x k bit playing field.
22:11 asciilifeform fill bits, in sequence, with sha2(xxx), then sha2(sha2(xxx)).... until field is full
22:12 asciilifeform then run langton's ant, starting from the middle of the field
22:12 asciilifeform output is an integer, N
22:12 mircea_popescu ;;later tell benkay "One cannot issue ratings until one is rated oneself. This is a useful feature that prevents a lot of misuse of the system. If scammers cannot stuff the WoT database with their sockpuppets, they cannot artificially inflate their ratings. Granted, the mechanism is weak and easily gamed, but the simple presence of a barrier reduces much malfeasance." this made no sense. you know it made no sense. why
22:12 mircea_popescu is it there then !?
22:12 gribble The operation succeeded.
22:12 asciilifeform corresponding to 'bridge is being built'
22:13 asciilifeform alternatively, run 'life' on the entire field, for M moves, and output is sha(field)
22:13 mircea_popescu in fact!
22:13 mircea_popescu you can have difficulty scale as... the size of the field.
22:13 asciilifeform as i said above.
22:14 mircea_popescu a you did ?
22:14 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-03-2014#590936
22:14 ozbot #bitcoin-assets log
22:14 mircea_popescu what i mean is
22:14 mircea_popescu the mining difficulty parameter is not some arbitrary zerofill
22:14 mircea_popescu but the size of the field to compute.
22:14 asciilifeform well yes.
22:14 asciilifeform that'd be how it has to be.
22:15 asciilifeform now all you need is a reason to actually do this.
22:15 mircea_popescu how many numbers are the product of two others ?
22:15 mircea_popescu all nonprimes basically huh.
22:15 asciilifeform not incl. 1?
22:15 mircea_popescu in fact you can allow life on a 1 wide grid couldn't you
22:15 asciilifeform certainly
22:16 asciilifeform although it would need to be called something else
22:16 mircea_popescu yeah, i think the lowest would be 3 ? or 5 ?
22:16 mircea_popescu maybe 5.
22:16 asciilifeform most possible cellular automata degenerate to a steady state rather than give the kind of 'soup' one normally looks for.
22:17 asciilifeform (yet another 'discovery' by people long ago that herr W claimed for himself)
22:21 chetty http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/28/white-house-looks-to-regulate-cow-flatulence-as-part-of-climate-agenda/#ixzz2xHqYITaT
22:21 ozbot White House regulate cow flatulence climate agenda | The Daily Caller
22:22 asciilifeform so long as you use an automaton that has been proven turing-complete, and use a reasonably entropic starting field state, you're pretty much safe from shortcuts
22:22 asciilifeform and people are stuck having to compute the state transitions for the whole field, as many times as specified
22:23 asciilifeform unless p == np, rocks fall, crypto dies
22:23 asciilifeform likewise, scaling the difficulty in time and space becomes trivial.
22:24 cazalla moiety: that gpg guide is good, this was much easier than i thought it would be
22:25 moiety cazalla: yeah definately, i got the live version :D he is a very good sensei
22:26 asciilifeform anyone who has the apparently common distaste for the asic folks should give this some thought.
22:28 MisterE morning dudes
22:29 MisterE asciilifeform: did you read tg2's analysis of sha-356 asics vs scrypt asics on bitcointalk?
22:29 MisterE 256*
22:29 asciilifeform MisterE: nope. i pretty much never see bitcointalk
22:29 MisterE it's realy good and concise
22:29 asciilifeform except when linked here - and even then, every 50th time or so
22:29 MisterE yea from what I can tell its mostly trash
22:29 MisterE I will find it
22:30 kakobrekla trash mixed with gold
22:30 kakobrekla but mostly trash
22:30 asciilifeform any surprises therein for folks who understand the algos?
22:30 mircea_popescu gold mixed with comedy
22:30 mircea_popescu but mostly comedy
22:30 stompysteve anyone got any info on neo and whats going on past they stopped trading due to sus activity
22:31 mircea_popescu stompysteve read the log will you.
22:31 stompysteve sorry
22:31 mircea_popescu who had that link ?
22:31 asciilifeform sha-356!?
22:31 MisterE asciilifeform: probably not for you it's about the state of and medium-term future of hardware and mfgr. proceses
22:32 mircea_popescu stompysteve http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-03-2014#589431
22:32 asciilifeform the ideal botnet-optimized (i.e. what scrypt wants to be) algo is described above.
22:33 mircea_popescu MisterE so link it
22:33 MisterE searching my logs now
22:36 MisterE oh it's on litecointalk thats why didn't find it right away... [2014-03-27T12:19:20+0700] <tg2> https://litecointalk.org/index.php?topic=17948.0 // Discourse welcome!
22:37 asciilifeform ;;google heusser satcoin
22:37 gribble SAT solving - An alternative to brute force bitcoin mining: <http://jheusser.github.io/2013/02/03/satcoin.html>; Proof of concept code for SAT-based bitcoin mining: <http://jheusser.github.io/2013/12/30/satcoin-code.html>; jheusser/satcoin ยท GitHub: <https://github.com/jheusser/satcoin>
22:38 tg2 Yeah knc updated their numbers, I should update the post
22:38 asciilifeform 'Current/Next gen bitcoin/sha256 asics are already at the forefront of manufacturing process, they cannot get more power efficient without waiting for a new manufacturing process to be available (14nm)' << nah
22:38 mircea_popescu tg2 you realise people wouldn't build the ram as part of the asic do you ?
22:38 asciilifeform why brute force. it's like nobody gives a rat's arse enough to even try
22:38 tg2 They went for the "less ram faster latency" approach
22:39 asciilifeform hence 'lifecoin'. you're stuck with the RAM
22:39 tg2 I stand by my analysis though that it won't be near as prolific as sha256
22:39 mircea_popescu nearly as prolific as bitcoin miners they will never be
22:39 tg2 Although knc sure is trying to prove me wrong lol
22:39 MisterE and won't depreciate so quickly like sha-256 2nd gen
22:39 mircea_popescu the reason, of course, is that bitcoin is worth three to four degrees of magnitude more.
22:40 MisterE I heard knc was not reliable and they have had a lot of delivery misses int he past?
22:40 mircea_popescu MisterE not as bad as all that.
22:40 MisterE ok
22:40 tg2 They are probably one of the best right now
22:40 MisterE they also mine so there is a conflict of interest iirc?
22:40 tg2 Hashfast are clowns
22:40 MisterE oh, perhaps I'm confused with another 3 letter mfgr?
22:40 tg2 They assemble them out of house
22:41 tg2 at a workshop 5 minutes from my office
22:41 asciilifeform i've always wondered if folks interested in mining despite the negative ROI are really just looking to convert fiat to btc by whatever means possible.
22:41 tg2 Yeah I think that's a way to look at it
22:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform how about the people who "invest" despite negative roi ?
22:41 tg2 Don't forget gpu's hold some value
22:42 tg2 shit even shoddy first gen sha fpga's are still being sold lol
22:42 MisterE and generate transactions that help keep the network healthy
22:42 mircea_popescu rational behaviour isn't exactly the rule.
22:42 MisterE BTC still has a gold rush mentality that personally I dont think is doing speculators any favors
22:42 asciilifeform think of it this way - some people are prepared to pay double, triple, the 'usual' cost for btc, so long as they aren't using an exchange
22:42 asciilifeform esp. americans
22:43 MisterE smart ones supply the miners and speculators
22:43 TestingUnoDosTre ;;d
22:43 gribble Error: "d" is not a valid command.
22:43 asciilifeform not everyone has an 'otc' vendor that they're willing to trust
22:43 TestingUnoDosTre say wahat gribble?
22:43 mircea_popescu .d
22:43 ozbot 5.007 billion | Next Diff in 1326 blocks | Estimated Change: 15.9722% in 7d 17h 34m 28s
22:43 MisterE asciilifeform: the mining centers I've read abotu who are doing it right have paid back their investments within months
22:43 mircea_popescu asciilifeform those people trade otc.
22:44 MisterE there was just the article in Ars abotu the guy who controls ~10% of hash rate
22:44 asciilifeform MisterE: large concerns with ready access to the latest widgets, sure.
22:44 mircea_popescu well i guess, but it's becoming edge-r and edge-r
22:44 asciilifeform the poor schmucks buying thirdhand asic, not so much
22:44 MisterE but medium - small guys are throwing money away?
22:44 MisterE lol ok
22:44 mircea_popescu it's really very hit and miss.
22:44 asciilifeform but there's a standpoint from which it makes sense to buy a junk miner
22:45 mircea_popescu "large concerns" that thought they had access to the latest widgets expected to come out... november 2012 are mostly bankrupt today
22:45 MisterE yea tg2 does a good job explaining that depreciation, expecially of 2nd gen sha-256 asics
22:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that'd be because the only way to have reliable access to latest xxx is to... build it
22:45 tg2 Yeah I pitty anybody who dropped btc on a bfl product
22:45 mircea_popescu MisterE it's a theory. it's not outrageously or massively wrong, but im not too persuaded.
22:45 MisterE http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/03/meet-the-manic-miner-who-wants-to-mint-10-of-all-new-bitcoins/
22:45 ozbot Meet the manic miner who wants to mint 10% of all new bitcoins | Ars Technica
22:46 tg2 Even the "next gen" 600gh is garbage
22:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not even. more builders went out of business than stayed in.
22:46 MisterE yea BFL really scammed a lot
22:46 MisterE my buddy ordered a 10mh box and was shopped a 7mh box
22:46 asciilifeform some people will spend 2K usd to get 1 btc, if it means they don't have to bend over for 'aml' crapola or trust someone
22:46 mircea_popescu ahh, remember the days when am was derping about "having 30% of all hashing for a year"
22:46 MisterE they are being sued
22:46 MisterE a lot
22:46 mircea_popescu it was.... six months ago ?
22:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform someone they'll still be trusting.
22:47 tg2 I honestly think they started out with the goal of scamming and then btc blew up so fast lol
22:47 mircea_popescu unless they're taking a microscope to the box, who's to say what's in there ?
22:47 asciilifeform think 'silk road' and 'why didn't they just go to the dark alley to buy the coke'
22:47 MisterE well performance doesn't lie heh
22:47 MisterE plus I thing it was stamped on the box
22:47 tg2 I hope this Canadian class action against gox bears some fruit
22:47 mircea_popescu anyway, i'm off. take it easy all.
22:48 MisterE BFL could not deliver the product my buddy ordered and instead of refunding sent a lesser spec
22:48 asciilifeform from this crackpot theory, mining doesn't need to have much +EV so long as it isn't too far in the minus.
22:48 tg2 I'm glad they decided to do it, they were on the fence about it for a few days
22:48 mircea_popescu you mean https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/447869151756161025 ?
22:48 MisterE I hope they all do
22:49 MisterE I heard they were being sued the first time a couple months ago but that also people were lining up to file
22:49 tg2 Ain't nobody spending 2k for 1 btc lol
22:49 tg2 no matter how shady
22:49 asciilifeform tg2: many 'home' miners end up doing just that.
22:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00094137 = 11.2964 BTC [+] {2}
22:50 MisterE I made a big buy (for me) at 500 yesterday
22:50 tg2 Not by intent
22:50 tg2 I have 250k of gpus running
22:50 asciilifeform tg2: that's what i was wondering. perhaps it isn't always accidental
22:50 tg2 dat cheap hydro
22:50 MisterE it goes out in pieces to the electric company
22:50 tg2 And most of it was bought with btc mined from a single 5970 lol
22:50 MisterE so if they can amortize it spending 2k on a BTC is acceptable I guess.
22:51 MisterE heh yea think of that scale jump
22:51 tg2 My thoughts are, my power costs me .05c
22:51 tg2 Cdn$
22:51 MisterE you got hydro?
22:51 MisterE or nukes in the back yard?
22:51 MisterE in US you get cheap power if you live nearish a nuke plant
22:51 tg2 Rate m power
22:51 TestingUnoDosTre I bought some at 500 as well
22:52 TestingUnoDosTre pissed because I made a small purchase around 400...
22:52 MisterE yea I see a lot of support at 500 TestingUnoDosTre
22:52 tg2 plus cheap cooling most of the year
22:52 MisterE all the bad BTC news lately hasn't budged it at all
22:52 MisterE very good sign
22:52 TestingUnoDosTre I see a lot of don't really care how things pan out over the next 2-3 months
22:53 MisterE tg2: the successful miners of the future will have to monetize that heat
22:53 tg2 People in cali and uk already losing money
22:53 TestingUnoDosTre US miners are going to have to evade taxs or more out
22:53 tg2 Umm already doing something with my 600,000 btu lol
22:53 TestingUnoDosTre move*
22:53 MisterE what you doing tg2 ?
22:54 tg2 Have grass growing outside in the middle of February
22:54 MisterE I mean hell you can just well insulate and heat your house if you live in a colder place
22:54 MisterE lolol :)
22:54 tg2 While it's -20C out
22:54 xdotcommer weather is changing
22:54 MisterE you so high roller
22:54 tg2 It's to much heat for a house
22:54 MisterE in 20 years you;ll have to run an a/c for your February lawn heh
22:55 tg2 almost 200,000 W
22:55 MisterE damn
22:55 tg2 With darkcoin about 110kw
22:55 MisterE I'm thining of the centralized boilers in NYC that heat several blocks
22:55 tg2 You can recycle it
22:55 MisterE as scale of rigs increase a colo facility that makes use of that heat in a similar way would be interesting
22:56 tg2 I tried to make a deal with a golf dome to heat it for free over the winter
22:56 * MisterE needs to learn about darkcoin
22:56 MisterE thats the kind of thinking out of the box I'm talking about!
22:57 MisterE any inroads?
23:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00094266 = 15.6482 BTC [+] {3}
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23:26 * MisterE killed the chat :/
23:27 kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=546338.0;topicseen
23:27 ozbot Auroracoin - Forked and Game Over
23:27 cazalla top kek
23:29 Apocalyptic "Luke is that you?
23:29 Apocalyptic " lol'd
23:29 kakobrekla is it even sha?
23:30 Apocalyptic no idea
23:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2537 @ 0.00011999 = 0.3044 BTC [+] {2}
23:37 VanCleef iceland is now for sale
23:38 VanCleef thanks auroracoin
23:39 MisterE heh
23:40 Apocalyptic VanCleef, interested by some island land ?
23:42 kanzure hah it's already forked. that's fun.
23:42 kanzure man i've had so many people asking me about it. they all think it's the government.
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