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00:00 mod6 im not sure what you've got going on there adlai, but you're missing a bunch of vpatches
00:00 * adlai doesn't particularly see how this informs mod6 of ~anything
00:00 adlai which?
00:00 adlai and, uh, let's get better error msgs, so i don't waste your time, next time
00:00 * adlai used wget + emacs macro to get vpatches
00:01 adlai maybe emacs is to blame, wouldn't be the first time
00:01 mod6 http://dpaste.com/2X6CFM6.txt
00:02 mod6 here's the list, that corresponds to the trb-howto.html corresponds to: http://thebitcoin.foundation/v/patches/
00:02 mod6 bah, sorry for the redundancy.
00:02 * adlai sighs -- again!
00:02 adlai this is like the fi'th time tonite
00:02 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552304 << holy cramoly confoozed much ? deedbot is trinque's not ben_vulpes' and anyone in deedbot's l2 can !!deed (even though that pdf i tried to deed in http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-23#1547765 never fertilised the egg).
00:02 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 02:02 adlai suddenly corrects himself -- pete_dushenski was not part of the highlight. whether he was a member of the can-encrypt set, is a matter too deep to reversee in /me's current state
00:02 a111 Logged on 2016-09-23 18:37 pete_dushenski: !!deed http://www.contravex.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Bitfinex-Preview-BFX-conversion-pitch-b64.pdf.asc
00:03 trinque ?
00:03 adlai pete_dushenski: say what you're trying to say in plain simple language, not chomsky-implicationshish-whateverthefuck
00:04 adlai romanian is probably good enough, even though /me don't speak it yet
00:04 trinque oh man this guy with the jokes
00:05 adlai it's not a joke
00:05 adlai "joke", to me at least, implies significant setup, exposition, etc
00:05 adlai this would be at most, a driveby
00:06 adlai probably a pritty shitty one
00:06 * trinque still wondering when the acid superintelligence will kick in for adlai
00:07 adlai never?
00:07 * adlai dunno what kind of "acid" your "friends" sell you
00:07 adlai but all i learned from mine was -- baby, gotta b kind
00:08 * adlai sure hopes dear reader understands wtf he's on about. if not -- goodnight
00:08 trinque this thing where you pick a tangent and start jawing at length, goto start
00:08 trinque dunno what you expect to come of it
00:08 pete_dushenski trinque: i wanted to deed a pdf of bitfinex being derpy, so i base64'd it, signed it, and tried to deed it bu it didn't bundle
00:08 pete_dushenski but*
00:10 trinque mod6 has done larger turds than that; should've worked
00:10 pete_dushenski in other holy cramolies i've never seen more than ~30 connections to laocoon but he's been maintaining 66-67 all day. werd.
00:11 pete_dushenski trinque: ya, i recall mod6 going through the whole offline build deeding. took ages but it worked.
00:12 pete_dushenski nfi why not the bitfinex lulz. mebbe deedbot decided it was neither funny enough nor important enough
00:15 pete_dushenski on either account i'm not entirely sure i have any quarrels
00:15 deedbot http://deedbot.org/bundle-432758.txt
00:16 trinque I'll look into it tomorrow in either case.
00:16 trinque all the others farted right on time.
00:18 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552401 << speaking of ancient history (for those log readers unfamiliar) >> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=174620.0
00:18 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 02:23 mircea_popescu: if you ever wondered what uppity tortilla'd have been like if born intelligent.
00:19 pete_dushenski trinque: cheers
00:20 pete_dushenski http://archive.is/d2mmu << for tortilla posterity
00:21 pete_dushenski !#s golden toilet
00:21 a111 94 results for "golden toilet", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=golden%20toilet
00:22 pete_dushenski https://www.guggenheim.org/exhibition/maurizio-cattelan-america << for asciilifeform (and interestingly immune to archive.org and archive.is)
00:23 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: was in log
00:23 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-16#1542873 <<
00:23 a111 Logged on 2016-09-16 16:45 asciilifeform: 'The long-planned participatory (shall we say) sculpture by the Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan — a fully functional, solid 18-karat-gold copy of a Kohler toilet, an over-the-top apotheosis of wealth — was installed in the humble restroom on the fifth-floor ramp of the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum late last week and will be open for business to anyone with the urge on Friday...'
00:23 adlai "For ???America??? Cattelan replaced the toilet in this restroom with a fully functional replica" ... functional? no side effects?
00:24 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552469 << gotta wonder , where is he now.
00:24 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 04:20 pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/d2mmu << for tortilla posterity
00:24 pete_dushenski a damn. you're eminently deserving of your elefant gravatar, asciilifeform.
00:25 asciilifeform pete_dushenski doesn't know the 'elephant' ?
00:25 pete_dushenski adlai: primary side effect is richard serra wincing in paint at the shot across his 'participatory art' bow.
00:25 asciilifeform from '5th element'
00:25 pete_dushenski in pain*
00:26 adlai why, i think he'd rather take it as a compliment
00:26 pete_dushenski or raw steel i suppose. just not paint
00:26 adlai you're using his usable doodad
00:26 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: aha
00:30 * adlai starts reading http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552477, soon despairs, skims rest
00:30 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 04:24 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552469 << gotta wonder , where is he now.
00:31 BingoBoingo !~step1
00:31 jhvh1 1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.
00:31 BingoBoingo !~step2
00:31 jhvh1 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
00:31 adlai !~step3
00:31 jhvh1 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
00:31 adlai !~step4
00:31 jhvh1 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
00:31 adlai !~step5
00:31 jhvh1 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
00:31 adlai !~step6
00:31 jhvh1 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
00:31 adlai !~step7
00:31 jhvh1 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
00:31 adlai do i need to keep spamming this useless shit?
00:32 BingoBoingo Well, are you still going to spill bottle everywhere?
00:33 adlai '''define''' spill
00:33 trinque !!down adlai
00:33 trinque enough fucking meta-conversation loop.
00:35 adlai asciilifeform: this is what happened to him: "The board of directors of Silvervault O?? has decided to close the operations. We expect the closure to be on effect June 2016, until which you may pick-up or sell your silver. Fixings will only be conducted on Thursdays. Thank you for the 5 years together, and sorry for the market turning against us!"
00:36 trinque you hit it, and more signal comes out
00:36 * trinque goes to bed
00:39 * pete_dushenski idem.
00:44 adlai (./bjam toolset=gcc link=static -sNO_BZIP2=1 -sNO_ZLIB=1 -sNO_COMPRESSION=1 || true) # FIX THIS ABOMINATION!!!
00:45 adlai also, i had to install 'cpio' on this box, whatever that is
00:45 trinque you fix that.
00:45 adlai no u!
00:45 * adlai thought trinque went to be
00:45 trinque christ, man.
00:46 adlai 200~http://www.bricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_peace/lk12_49b.html
00:47 * adlai blinks at that weirdly smooth numba
00:48 trinque ftr I put that comment there. used to be that rotor lacked a -e and so would pass over the boost failing targets silently. while we don't use them, the `|| true` certainly has to go
00:49 trinque the task there is disabling all unused boost targets.
00:49 mod6 adlai: did you get all of the vpatches then?
00:49 adlai mod6: yes, it's still building atm
00:49 adlai and by 'building' i mean gcc.compile.c++ing
00:50 mod6 after a closer look on my side, you got that specific error because you were missing: 'bitcoin-asciilifeform.1.vpatch'
00:50 mod6 sounds like it's resolved now.
00:50 adlai well, the missing patch is resolved; but the missing cpio - is a bug.
00:58 adlai wtf, i know of no cl lib that takes this long to build. even with sbcl. wtf.
00:58 adlai /usr/bin/ranlib ../../libcrypto.a || echo Never mind. << these people
01:04 * adlai encounters another bug, adds `G++ = cxx` to fix, wonders how deep the shithole rabbits
01:06 adlai oh here we go! net.cpp:35:1: error: reference to ???array??? is ambiguous
01:06 adlai no hat
01:18 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552459 << i don't have statistical statistics on normal connection count but it ~doubled today as well. sustainedly, as well.
01:18 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 04:10 pete_dushenski: in other holy cramolies i've never seen more than ~30 connections to laocoon but he's been maintaining 66-67 all day. werd.
01:19 ben_vulpes over seventy all day so i win or something
01:20 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552504 << no you don't, and stop.
01:20 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 04:31 adlai: do i need to keep spamming this useless shit?
01:21 adlai but i still can't build the silly offline trb doodad!
01:21 * adlai is stuck on the same error, trying to massage it with cppisms but... yuck
01:21 ben_vulpes what kind of system are you using?
01:22 adlai Linux adlai-t400 4.7.2-1-ARCH #1 SMP PREEMPT Sat Aug 20 23:02:56 CEST 2016 x86_64 GNU/Linux
01:23 adlai t400 is the hardware. lenovo
01:25 adlai GOD FUCKING DAMNIT https://github.com/FairCoinTeam/fair-coin/issues/14 DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXPLAIN HOW THE DUDE FIXED IT SHIT
01:25 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552529 << if i have a foggy notion of what you're undertaking you're probably compiling a linux kernel and a mountain of other things as well
01:25 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 04:58 adlai: wtf, i know of no cl lib that takes this long to build. even with sbcl. wtf.
01:26 adlai dude i'm http://thebitcoin.foundation/trb-howto.html - ing
01:26 ben_vulpes https://github.com/FairCoinTeam/fair-coin/commit/761475dbe4c5cb8dcc2a99ee4f67271c4cb5c357
01:27 ben_vulpes yeah so there's a linux to compile as well
01:27 * ben_vulpes waves hands furiously
01:27 ben_vulpes or so they tell me
01:27 adlai if this fixes it...
01:28 * adlai will then specify in his resume that he only worked with CLR, not CPP proper
01:29 ben_vulpes so what does replbot do
01:32 adlai wonders which cock mystery L1-only deeds suck
01:34 ben_vulpes really? that's what dragged you out of your hole?
01:37 adlai no, i tried building the shit and it failed. but you asked a silly question, so i gave a silly answer
~ 3 hours 17 minutes ~
04:54 jurov ben_vulpes: totally swell, just...is machine-readable output planned?
04:55 jurov if it's in lisp, just dump the sexpr, don't even bother with backwards compat
~ 1 hours 27 minutes ~
06:23 jurov adlai: it builds boost. which is worse compiletimewise than kernel :)
~ 1 hours 12 minutes ~
07:36 shinohai !~later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/1t1A
07:36 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
~ 54 minutes ~
08:31 shinohai https://twitter.com/CryptoHolmes/status/783113736831770624 <<< noshit.jpg
~ 35 minutes ~
09:06 mircea_popescu and in other "better industrial machineries and processes", http://66.media.tumblr.com/eebe12d3bf4392541e286d6260e3c5d9/tumblr_nia5igC37I1trwqu4o1_400.gif
09:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform am i getting a thing from you then ?
09:09 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: later today, yes
09:09 mircea_popescu kewl.
09:10 shinohai INDUSTRIA ARGENTINA S.A.
09:10 * asciilifeform also preparing massive pile of research for blogification
09:11 mircea_popescu muy bien!
09:12 * asciilifeform slams head on desk, got 'private!11111' leaks via plaintext shitmail
09:12 asciilifeform wai, wai, people gotta be savages.
09:13 mircea_popescu lol
09:13 mircea_popescu explain this to the agent in question.
09:13 mircea_popescu unrelatedly, i wonder if anyone appreciates just how much their social skills, and generally speaking mental kernel improved as a result of interaction with #trilema.
09:13 mircea_popescu and i don't just mean the regulars. whole departments of teh usgistan got more education at work than in "college".
09:14 asciilifeform they typically go to the uni i went to, mircea_popescu . and know what they study? 'journalism'.
09:14 mircea_popescu aha.
09:15 mircea_popescu but still - they pay 50k or w/e ; which is significantly more than we charge.
09:15 asciilifeform it was 'undocumented' but everybody knew where the leprosorium was.
09:16 mircea_popescu much like in the other us.
09:16 asciilifeform aha.
09:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform also consider that if you don't keep a shitmail ; this becomes not possible.
09:20 mircea_popescu let them wotpaste in plaintext, why not.
09:21 asciilifeform and on dirigible there are no roof leaks also.
09:21 asciilifeform nor drain backs up.
09:22 mircea_popescu it seriously is not that impossibru, "if you would like to contact me, here's my pubkey, here's the wotpaste link, here's the irc channel. here are instructions how to do all this, step by step, for windows, even with "youtube tutorials".
09:23 asciilifeform my www had 'contact' link, it goes to empty page, gotta fix it to go phuctor-style
09:24 mircea_popescu aha
09:25 mircea_popescu the quarter or w/e i spent over the past month shows clearly that this CAN be done, even by the bottom of the barrel from that third world scammer forum known as tardstalk.
09:27 mircea_popescu if a marginally literate 17yo barefoot son of a farmer from goatfuckistan can manage to get kleopatra running on the 486 at the "luxor centre for businessmen" and then manage to register his key with deedbot over dial-up, so can the peonry.
09:41 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552416 << i have nfi how you imagine this works, but it doesn't work this way.
09:41 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 03:56 adlai: mod6: the shit fails, i'm trying to figure out why, but meanwhile, it's deeded - whatever that's worth
09:42 shinohai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552431 <<< srsly?
09:42 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 04:00 adlai used wget + emacs macro to get vpatches
09:46 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552453 << for the record, "get a probe and do something useful with yourself" was not an invitation to enter the high phase of your bipolar. it was an invitation to get the actual probe, spend six weeks or whatever your skull actually needs learning how to use it, and then next year or w/e start shitting out useful things such as a pill for ddr or a pill for usb or a pill for nvidia or so fo
09:46 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 04:08 adlai sure hopes dear reader understands wtf he's on about. if not -- goodnight
09:46 mircea_popescu llowing. but in any case - until and unless, you're still the shitstain you always were, shut the fuck up foremost, and stop thinking anyone gives two shits for your whole 150lb sack of flesh or whatever it is.
09:47 thestringpuller asciilifeform: and know what they study? << i thought it was "Communications" now or whatever the fuck US girls (who think they are princess) go into to get into a marketing department
09:48 asciilifeform thestringpuller: cia foreign service recruits (or at least once did) from uni of md 'journalism' sub-dept.
09:48 thestringpuller and despite how sexist it sounds, nearly every female of this type i've worked with is better suited to spitting out babies than actually bringing value to a corporation
09:48 asciilifeform dunno why.
09:48 asciilifeform and yes
09:48 asciilifeform noshit.jpg
09:49 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and the dude, believe or not, went through bootcamp, drove a tank, you'd think he'd have learned something.
09:49 asciilifeform i suppose with enough dope anybody can unlearn anything..?
09:49 thestringpuller it's a fucking epidemic d00d. Perhaps it was Disney or maybe the dad's who decided it was a good idea to give their daughter any and all things, including that 80k BMW for graduating college with a degree (in communications).
09:50 thestringpuller mircea_popescu may enjoy reprogramming women before entering his harem, but I ain't trynna get into management.
09:51 asciilifeform thestringpuller: these mostly go to 'private', vs state, schools, but i did meet some.
09:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform army doesn't actually need people to work.
09:52 asciilifeform how's that work, the tank drives itself ?
09:52 asciilifeform or idea is that lazy man ~will~ perform under the whip, or what.
09:53 mircea_popescu thestringpuller there's a lot of worthless paper money floating around, "investing it" in "the future" is not even much of a leap. way the fuck better than the local idiots, who run around "investing" their worthless paper money in "real estate" and keep telling themselves that a thirld world square foot with 0 amenties could nevertheless sell for 200 dollars. ie, 10x the heart of san francisco.
09:53 mircea_popescu then they go around and manufacture spoons that are a millimeter wider than standard jars. because soberania and industria argentina and head so far up the ass you can't even tell they have heads in the first place.
09:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform there's not so much "driving" involved. just follow.
09:54 asciilifeform yes, and i thought mircea_popescu's observation was precisely 'dude can't follow'
09:55 asciilifeform y'know, the thing army teaches folks to do.
09:55 asciilifeform to shuddup, and follow the next tracked coffin, to wherever.
09:58 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: i'm highly convinced corporate america is set up so women get knocked up. for realz, I think you get 6 months paid leave to spawn an offspring as a women here (at my salt mine at least), which hey, fine. So all and all it's just a device to get men wives.
09:59 thestringpuller Or at least that's how it's been playing out given the fact 50% of all women there are pregnant at any given time.
10:10 mircea_popescu white bitches won't spawn ; what's people to do.
10:10 mircea_popescu they'll even let them do it with black dudes and rappers, still dun do much.
10:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform he can't follow reliably ; otherwise most all he does is follow.
10:12 mircea_popescu you know, exactly like broken computer. if it doesn't compute altogether it's a brick not a computer. if it computes all the time and you can never trust the ouput, then it's a broken computer.
10:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform in other news i registered #loper-os and #asciilifeform defensively ; whenever you feel like building them up say and i'll pass them along.
10:17 mircea_popescu and i recall saying this before, but anyway - every lord should seriously consider registering a channel for himself. the way this is going is towards such a federation anyway.
10:19 mircea_popescu and in other fucking nonsense, freenode has decided to redirect ALL inbound links to its most recent web page, to advertise to the world privateinternetaccess.com, ie the nsa front ; and their derpitude in support of "resurrecting tor". this of course includes all old manual pages and everything else.
10:19 asciilifeform danke mircea_popescu
10:19 asciilifeform i only had trilema-asciilifeform previously.
10:19 mircea_popescu fucking shameless imbeciles.
10:19 mircea_popescu !!rate christel -10 usg tool
10:19 deedbot christel is not registered in WoT.
10:19 mircea_popescu unsurprisingly.
10:20 mircea_popescu https://www.reddit.com/domain/privateinternetaccess.com/ << if anyone is interested in building a list of known usg pinoy reddit accounts.
10:21 mircea_popescu including, obviously, rickard falkvinge & his merry gang of sellouts.
10:22 * shinohai adds theymos to the list
10:26 deedbot http://qntra.net/2016/10/ethereum-come-at-me-bro-patch-attacked-as-invitation-is-taken/ << Qntra - Ethereum "Come At Me Bro" Patch Attacked As Invitation Is Taken
10:27 mircea_popescu (incidentally, the source on "andrew lee" being the ceo of privateinternetaccess.com is... an ancient ars technica article... about... oh you've guessed it; mtgox. http://archive.is/5OSIG
10:28 mircea_popescu aquihire, the favourite nsa mechanism for implanting its shitheads in corps.
10:28 mircea_popescu win-win, it both creates the impression that "200 mn, you could be next!" for the herd of mouthbreathers shelling out 50 bux to see pg eat rubber chicken and stale macaroni out of a plastic plate ; and delivers "under the radar" implants.
10:30 mircea_popescu (and yes the name is very likely a fake, or w/e, a "literary pseudonym". because historical andrew daulton lee, and aren't we fucking clever over at md journo school.)
10:35 mircea_popescu https://archive.is/eiEBR#selection-1041.0-1047.1 for the vague lulz potential.
10:38 asciilifeform 'One of PIA’s biggest selling points (like other VPN providers) is that it does not log anything, and thus has little data to actually hand over to law enforcement.' << lel
10:38 asciilifeform Believe Moar Promises
10:38 mircea_popescu right ? much like "bitbet.us doesn't log anything" which then seamlessly turns into "of course it does" the moment i pull the chain.
10:38 asciilifeform the greatest american who ever lived, p. t. barnum, is not forgotten in his motherland. his work lives.
10:38 mircea_popescu i don't have a middle finger long enough for these fuckers.
10:40 mircea_popescu anyway, since you seem to care, notice how it's perfectly fine for privateinternetaccess.com to fill EVERY AVAILABLE REDDIT every time they pen some new piece of braindamage ? it's not clear they average less than 6 per, and notice how the votes go ?
10:40 mircea_popescu that's reddit for you. agency washing for the ruminant masses.
10:40 asciilifeform sorta what it's for, neh
10:40 mircea_popescu quite.
10:42 mircea_popescu lulzy as fuck ; both vorhees and casares were there with me when i told them i'm taking mtgox down. in spite of everything teh usg could come up with, i took it down. yet they STILL believe the entity to suck the dick of is the usg.
10:42 mircea_popescu braindamage on this level is why america needs to be made great again in the first place.
10:43 asciilifeform mtgox, evidently, was not a sufficient stalingrad.
10:43 mircea_popescu depends for whom. for idiots there's no sufficient stalingrad. kinda the definition.
10:44 asciilifeform nah, a stalingrad, definitionally, suffices for the folks on the bus.
10:44 asciilifeform to know which way the elevator is going.
10:44 mircea_popescu what can i tell ye. maybe.
10:46 asciilifeform 'The theory is that while a court can compel someone to not speak (a gag order), it cannot compel someone to lie.' << orly.
10:49 mircea_popescu perhaps the entomo-lulziest bit in the historical pile, of course, being https://archive.is/bhnUj (2012-03 vs http://trilema.com/2011/fetele-bitcoin-ului-episodul-i/ 2011-09).
10:49 mircea_popescu thing started life as a "copy trilema six months later" affair.
10:49 mircea_popescu gah wrong link where is it
10:50 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2011/fetele-bitcoin-ului-episodul-iii << correct item
10:52 PeterL http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/6evj2/?raw=true << lamport.py , a python port of asciilifeform's lamport-parachute scripts
10:53 asciilifeform PeterL: neato
10:53 PeterL uses the same formatting for files, so you should be able to e.g. generate key with one and use it on the other
10:53 mircea_popescu even better.
10:53 asciilifeform (in actual practice, i would probably use sha512 or keccak; sha256 was for pedagogic example only)
10:54 PeterL aha. Changing hash algo in this is not as easy as in your thing, because I built it in
10:54 asciilifeform notice, with my original, you can substitute in your favourite hasher without changing the code.
10:54 asciilifeform aha.
10:55 asciilifeform PeterL: what is the logic in ' if hexmessage[-1] == 'L': ' ?
10:56 PeterL there is probably a better way to convert into hex, but I was getting hex with an L at the end of the string, because python
10:56 mircea_popescu ehehe
10:58 PeterL I am also not convinced my way is the best way of getting a binary string for the encoding
10:58 PeterL seemed kinda kludgy
10:59 PeterL off to a meeting, bbl
10:59 mircea_popescu in other lulz, http://www.larrycollinsfineart.com/arsenault/John%20Arsenault%20-Patriotic%20Overload,%202001%20c-print.jpg (notice the toes.)
10:59 trinque so this is what happens when you invert the dakka
11:00 mircea_popescu kakka ?
11:01 trinque cukka, lol
11:01 mircea_popescu lol
11:14 phf PeterL: '%x' % num
11:19 jurov or import binhex (it's in python std lib)
11:19 jurov PeterL has strings, not integers anyway
11:20 jurov er.. sorry, it's binascii.hexlify()
11:20 phf jurov: hexmessage = hex(int(binmessage, 2))[2:]
11:23 mircea_popescu ^
11:26 jurov nevermind, seems i misread the code
11:36 asciilifeform ACHTUNG, PANZERS! pc engines 'apu2' (the board with the intel nics - vs. 'apu1', with realtek) , turns out, is crippled, hdt probe barfs with it, the cpu is reputed to have a drm fuse set.
11:36 asciilifeform trinque, shinohai , mircea_popescu , et al ^
11:38 asciilifeform 'AMD’s PSP is based around a single 32-bit ARM Cortex-A5, with its own isolated ROM and SRAM but has access to system memory and resources. It contains logic to deal with the x86 POST process but also features a cryptographic co-processor.' << they stuffed, finally, their 'fritz chip', into the g-series.
11:40 asciilifeform https://github.com/coreboot/blobs/tree/master/southbridge/amd/kern/PSP << lulzy, on subj.
11:45 mircea_popescu heh
11:45 asciilifeform the payloads aren't, interestingly, encrypted
11:45 asciilifeform only signed
11:45 mircea_popescu gonna extract some ?
11:45 asciilifeform no need to extract, it is right there !
11:45 mircea_popescu ah, but to trust this ?
11:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it is what gets rolled into coreboot
11:46 asciilifeform so these are what run on the apu2.
11:46 asciilifeform i'd like to get their pubkey into phuctor, but it is in some peculiar format. (if somebody can discern a modulus in there, please write in.)
11:47 mircea_popescu "Features and fixes: 1. ENH466357: Reduce PSP/SMN clock back to 300 MHz as a temporarily workaround for eCZ B10/A10 fused parts." eh, what am i looking at here ?
11:49 asciilifeform amd's shitball, as-released
11:49 asciilifeform it gets rolled into coreboot, or post-2013 chip doesn't release from reset on warmup.
11:49 asciilifeform https://archive.is/biNPy << related lulz.
11:55 asciilifeform 'PSP: The Cortex A8 running trustzone firmware, implemented from family 15h model 60h (Carrizo) and family 16h model 30h (Mullins) and up. It is running Trustonic TEE OS licensed by AMD. PSP Boot ROM runs *before* x86 core. Then non-bootrom PSP parts are stored (zlib-compressed) in the main flash. Bypass mechanism available via strap pin, but dummy and AMD signed bypass binaries needs to be always run. It is expected that newer CPUs
11:55 asciilifeform will offload part of AGESA to the PSP, making memory init even part of the PSP :(' -- https://www.coreboot.org/Binary_situation .
12:01 mircea_popescu aha
12:01 mircea_popescu trustonic lmao
12:05 asciilifeform https://android.googlesource.com/platform/hardware/samsung_slsi/exynos5/+/master/libkeymaster/tlcTeeKeymaster_if.c#831 << possibly the key format.
12:05 asciilifeform (unless they made an entirely other one for x86)
12:06 mircea_popescu worth checking
12:06 asciilifeform ok am i dreaming, or did i just read...
12:06 asciilifeform ' |--key metadata--|--public modulus--|--public exponent--|--private exponent--|'
12:06 mircea_popescu lol ?
12:07 mircea_popescu no there it is, line 839
12:07 shinohai O.o
12:07 mircea_popescu how is rsa supposed to work with different exponents ?
12:09 asciilifeform realize, if we know the private exponent, we can demolish the N.
12:09 asciilifeform in a few seconds.
12:10 asciilifeform but i cannot presently believe that the 'd' (private exponent) is actually in there.
12:10 mircea_popescu the privexp doesn't seem to be used/referenced in that code snippet though.
12:10 asciilifeform nobody is that stupid.
12:11 mircea_popescu tee-get-pubkey just loads a mod and exp like in sanity.
12:12 asciilifeform it is the key format that interested me.
12:14 mircea_popescu i somehow can;t believe they just gave away the key.
12:15 mircea_popescu esp as this is >1 year old by now. foss right, many eyes ?
12:22 BingoBoingo Why wouldn't they give it away? Sony did.
12:25 mircea_popescu heh
12:25 ben_vulpes jurov: thanks, that'd be one of those 'glaring oversights'
12:25 asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/k081w/?raw=true http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/wv3x3/?raw=true << have we heroes ??
12:26 BingoBoingo Anyways this seems to be the way the Republic's eye works. Jools are hiding in plain sight unseen. Republican eye turn upon them for unrelated bsns. Jools get got.
12:26 mircea_popescu nothing got here as of yet. but sure.
12:27 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-03#1552224 << thought about it, now understand
12:27 a111 Logged on 2016-10-03 23:46 mircea_popescu: think about it.
12:35 shinohai !!up GiveMe5
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12:36 GiveMe5 http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/gcygb/?raw=true
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12:36 GiveMe5 !!register http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/gcygb/?raw=true
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12:37 GiveMe5 finish
12:37 GiveMe5 now?
12:39 asciilifeform default "3rdparty/blobs/southbridge/amd/avalon/PSP/AmdPubKey.bin" if CPU_AMD_PI_00730F01
12:39 asciilifeform default "3rdparty/blobs/southbridge/amd/kern/PSP/AmdPubKeyCZ.bin" if CPU_AMD_PI_00660F01
12:39 asciilifeform ^ from coreboot src.
12:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: is it just me or is it a strange thing that the pubkey is in there at all.
12:39 asciilifeform i would think it would be in mask rom.
12:39 asciilifeform (what prevents the substitution of another pubkey ?)
12:39 mircea_popescu so would i. but hey, we're not hardware developers.
12:40 mircea_popescu maybe the privkey is in mask rom ?
12:40 asciilifeform that would be hilarious
12:40 mircea_popescu what can i tell you.
12:42 asciilifeform !!up kmalkki
12:42 deedbot kmalkki voiced for 30 minutes.
12:42 kmalkki hi
12:42 asciilifeform hi Kyösti
12:42 kmalkki so.. a package should arrive in your inbox anytime soon
12:43 asciilifeform kmalkki: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552690 << here's what you missed re thread.
12:43 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 15:36 asciilifeform: ACHTUNG, PANZERS! pc engines 'apu2' (the board with the intel nics - vs. 'apu1', with realtek) , turns out, is crippled, hdt probe barfs with it, the cpu is reputed to have a drm fuse set.
12:43 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: kmalkki is an experimenter with sage/amd g-series/etc.
12:43 PeterL !!deed http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/536oi/?raw=true
12:44 deedbot accepted: 1
12:44 mircea_popescu kmalkki consider registering your rsa key with deedbot.
12:44 trinque I get such great stuff for free running deedbot.
12:45 mircea_popescu whatcha get ?
12:45 trinque just now a python lamport-achute
12:45 trinque other times, vintage gpg, complete deps for trb, all sorts of things
12:46 asciilifeform kmalkki: i received your find, it is very spiffy.
12:48 kmalkki I chose the smallest raw binary, SmartUpdater to experiment with
12:48 PeterL the question I have, is lamport-achute any easier for people to understand if written in python than in bash?
12:48 kmalkki readelf and objdump now understand and disassemble it nicely
12:49 asciilifeform kmalkki: ida happily eats the update payload.
12:50 asciilifeform kmalkki: the stellaris arm also had jtag pins, handily brought out to pcb, as seen here, http://www.loper-os.org/pub/sage/test_points.jpg , i plugged it into a busblaster and eventually stepped through the execution from reset to where it checked the serial.
12:51 asciilifeform kmalkki: now more interestingly, hdt is simply a protocol on top of jtag, imho the main scientific interest in the smartprobe fw would be to extract the protocol.
12:52 asciilifeform so that folks do not need to rely on the extinct smartprobe and can make own debugger (the pinout is public)
12:52 mircea_popescu trinque a yeah. hehe.
12:52 kmalkki do you have access to AMD BKDG documents?
12:52 asciilifeform kmalkki: but the other prong of this is your apparent discovery that new g-series boards disable hdt somehow
12:52 asciilifeform kmalkki: i do not and will not sign any nda.
12:53 asciilifeform if you would like to post them publicly, send them pgp-encrypted to any of the folks here.
13:06 kmalkki I just found the HDT debug support in the NDAd BKDG
13:06 kmalkki it has been removed from the public BKDG
13:06 shinohai !~later tell BingoBoingo http://ix.io/1t65
13:06 jhvh1 shinohai: The operation succeeded.
13:08 asciilifeform kmalkki: i know that it is in the private one, yes.
13:08 asciilifeform (or rather, that it was not in any of the public datashits.)
13:09 asciilifeform but no, i don't have access to any amd members-only whatevers.
13:09 asciilifeform and never did.
13:10 asciilifeform kmalkki: do you perchance know the format of the amd public keys seen here : http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552732 ( from coreboot dist )
13:10 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 16:25 asciilifeform: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/k081w/?raw=true http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/wv3x3/?raw=true << have we heroes ??
13:12 asciilifeform !!up kmalkki
13:12 deedbot kmalkki voiced for 30 minutes.
13:13 BingoBoingo ty shinohai
13:13 kmalkki I believe I know the key format, 1 min
13:13 * adlai orders probe & lurks until he has something more useful to contribute than yesterday's babble
13:14 deedbot http://qntra.net/2016/10/after-recent-leak-north-sea-lubricated-to-spec-per-bps-assessment/ << Qntra - After Recent Leak North Sea Lubricated To Spec Per BP's Assessment
13:15 asciilifeform https://github.com/coreboot/coreboot/blob/master/util/amdfwtool/amdfwtool.c << this appears to show where it ends up sitting down in the coreboot flash image, but not the format.
13:22 mircea_popescu lmao
13:22 mircea_popescu lubricate the sea, lower transportation costs, save the environment!
13:23 asciilifeform the sea, lol, but apparently it is possible to 'lubricate' tapwater, reduces vorticing and friction loss. discovered in '70s in su, iirc, never used for anything.
13:24 asciilifeform you add short polymer chains, they 'drag', so to speak, the water.
13:27 mircea_popescu finally a use for all that plastic sludge in the pacific.
13:27 mircea_popescu YOU CAN ADD IT T O TAP WATER
13:27 mircea_popescu "we found this abundant shit we dunno what to do with." "add it to tap water."
13:27 kmalkki there is SHA-256 hash of AmdPubKey.bin stored in PSP BootROM
13:28 asciilifeform kmalkki: so all we need is a collision to break the thing ?
13:28 asciilifeform of one single sha2 ?
13:28 mircea_popescu that's not terribly expensive.
13:28 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: can be pretty expensive if there is any structure checking
13:28 mircea_popescu well it's a pubkey.
13:28 asciilifeform (i.e. if the collision needs to be a turd in a similar format)
13:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: pubkey-with-header, presumably, so i'd like to know 1) where is the modulus 2) is there checksum etc.
13:29 mircea_popescu why ? you don't care what you iterate over ; whatever format it may be you iterate that.
13:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: narrows the space, yes.
13:29 mircea_popescu tru.
13:29 asciilifeform ergo - more expensive.
13:30 asciilifeform kmalkki: if it is an rsa key, i would like to get it into phuctor.
13:30 asciilifeform kmalkki: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com .
13:32 kmalkki 0x38 4 bytes exponent size
13:33 kmalkki 0x3c 4 bytes modulus size
13:34 asciilifeform 0x01...0x03 seems to be a constant, 1. but what's 0x04..0x38.. ?
13:36 kmalkki 0x40 N bytes public exponent (N = 0x100 for RSA-2048)
13:36 kmalkki 0x140 N bytes modulus
13:37 kmalkki 0x04 .. 0x38 sort of GUIDs, unique identifiers for chain-of-trust
13:37 asciilifeform interesting
13:37 asciilifeform any idea whether the latter are derived from the modulus ?
13:42 asciilifeform Framedragger: did you ever post your converter-to-rfc4880 script ?
13:42 asciilifeform !!up kmalkki
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13:44 asciilifeform kmalkki: something is strange. the format appears to be little-endian, but if we look at some of the pubkeys in http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/k081w/?raw=true , they would appear to be EVEN
13:45 asciilifeform e.g., 'avalon' PspSecureDebug.Key , ends in 0e a8 92 70 .
13:47 asciilifeform do you know what an even rsa modulus implies ?
13:48 kmalkki that is different sized file, different format
13:48 asciilifeform lolk
13:48 asciilifeform do you happen to know the format ?
13:53 kmalkki same as before, but from 0x240 starts signature with RSA-SSA-SIGN with AMD's private key
13:53 asciilifeform ah thx
13:54 kmalkki the idea behind all this, is OEM can send their public key to AMD to be signed
13:54 kmalkki and then OEM can sign their firmware without bothering AMD for every build
13:54 asciilifeform any idea how amd revokes ?
13:56 kmalkki they don't if there is only single SHA-256 fused in PSP bootrom for their public key?
13:57 asciilifeform that would appear to be so
14:01 asciilifeform though it raises the question of why they would not simply share their master key with the OEMs then
14:01 asciilifeform if it reduces to the same thing, given lack of revocation mechanism
14:02 asciilifeform perhaps it was simply to trace leaks.
14:03 kmalkki I guess you have heard how AMD SMU keys leaked out for previous gen?
14:04 asciilifeform kmalkki: https://events.ccc.de/congress/2014/Fahrplan/system/attachments/2503/original/ccc-final.pdf << these ?
14:05 kmalkki yep
14:06 asciilifeform it was interesting, but does not help with the crippled psp.
14:06 asciilifeform (smu is a southbridge animal)
14:07 asciilifeform iirc cpu will run with a nulled smu rom.
14:13 asciilifeform !!up kmalkki
14:13 deedbot kmalkki voiced for 30 minutes.
14:15 asciilifeform kmalkki: how did you determine the fact about the sha256 at boot ?
14:18 kmalkki documentation only
14:19 asciilifeform ... consider sharing ?
14:29 mircea_popescu kmalkki> 0x40 N bytes public exponent (N = 0x100 for RSA-2048) << o seriously, e is 256 bits long ?
14:30 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i just verified, indeed, they left a 2048-bit long chunk of bits for the 65537 to live in !
14:30 asciilifeform in all of the keys.
14:30 mircea_popescu nuts.
14:30 kmalkki 256 bytes or 2048 bits
14:31 mircea_popescu o right, because it's rsa 2048, so e should be 2048 bits. makes sense >.<
14:31 asciilifeform hey, futureproof!11111
14:31 mircea_popescu right.
14:41 kmalkki note that RtmPubSigned.key[0x14..0x23] == AmdPubKey.bin[0x04..0x13]
14:41 asciilifeform i did notice.
14:41 asciilifeform they are constant for each blobset.
14:43 asciilifeform !!up kmalkki
14:43 deedbot kmalkki voiced for 30 minutes.
14:44 mircea_popescu cosmic ray protection ?
14:45 mircea_popescu in entirely unrelated nonlulz, "Todos los derechos individuales reconocidos y consagrados por la Constitución Nacional están sujetos a las limitaciones o modificaciones que los derechos de la sociedad imponen, es decir, a un poder de reglamentación con fines de conveniencia social y seguridad común, como que el bienestar y prosperidad general es precisamente uno de los primordiales objetivos de todo estatuto constituciona
14:45 mircea_popescu l, y particularmente del nuestro, según reza con toda claridad su propio preámbulo."
14:45 mircea_popescu what is a socialist state ? why, any state that purports to hold individual rights hostage to imaginary "rights of society".
14:47 asciilifeform ok, so,
14:47 asciilifeform blob = open(sys.argv[1], 'rb').read()
14:47 asciilifeform (exp_size, mod_size) = struct.unpack_from("<II", blob, 0x38)
14:47 asciilifeform exp_size /= 8
14:47 asciilifeform mod_size /= 8
14:47 asciilifeform exp = blob[0x40 : 0x40 + exp_size]
14:47 asciilifeform mod = blob[0x40 + exp_size : 0x40 + exp_size + mod_size]
14:47 asciilifeform in python, gives (little-endian) extracts of exp and mod.
14:50 asciilifeform kmalkki: this would suggest that the modulus is stored big-endian ?!
14:50 deedbot http://deedbot.org/bundle-432852.txt
14:51 asciilifeform otherwise, in the case of the 1st one seen here, http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/wv3x3/?raw=true , it would be even?!
14:55 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552874 << evidently not, they are not functions of the exponent or modulus (they stay constant across variations in both of the latter)
14:55 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 18:44 mircea_popescu: cosmic ray protection ?
14:57 mircea_popescu hm.
14:57 kmalkki where exactly do you see the even number
14:57 mircea_popescu kmalkki he means, if it's read as little-endian, it ends with a 0 bit
14:57 asciilifeform cc df 66 cf littleendianized
14:58 asciilifeform 0xcc == 0b11001100 .
14:59 asciilifeform observe that the exponents are 01 00 01 00 00 .......
14:59 asciilifeform i.e. little-endian.
14:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform then again the next one... 5c 7f 11 22
15:00 mircea_popescu both 22 and 5c are even
15:00 asciilifeform nono
15:00 asciilifeform that next one has a selfsig
15:00 asciilifeform as kmalkki pointed out earlier.
15:00 mircea_popescu ah right you are it does
15:00 mircea_popescu nm
15:00 asciilifeform the master key, interestingly, has no self-sig.
15:01 asciilifeform nor any checksums, it would appear.
15:01 kmalkki but bootrom supposedly contains SHA-256 hash of master key
15:01 asciilifeform and - unless i am hallucinating - has an even N
15:02 asciilifeform kmalkki: this would not be a surprising way to do it - sha is easy to hardwareize, rsa - not so easy
15:03 asciilifeform but i bet that it'd happily eat a collided turd
15:03 asciilifeform though if it really has an even N...
15:03 mircea_popescu there doesn't seem to be much restriction of form whatsoever ; not even of size, re that collided turd.
15:04 asciilifeform aha.
15:05 mircea_popescu did sha256 have an extension attack or am i confusing it
15:05 mircea_popescu iirc it's like md5 based on merkle construction yes ?
15:06 asciilifeform yes, but does not help in this case
15:06 asciilifeform thing hashes a fixed-length turd, it would seem.
15:07 asciilifeform (and if it did not, i still don't see how glomming bits onto the payload would change the outcome of the verification)
15:07 asciilifeform kmalkki: do you know whether anyone has read out the mask rom ?
15:07 asciilifeform where the actual verification routine lives
15:09 kmalkki not that I know of
15:11 kmalkki whether it is mask rom or fused hash at production is also unknown
15:11 mircea_popescu time to bust out ye olde microscope huh. you got a chip alf ?
15:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: plenty, but no electron microscope.
15:11 asciilifeform nor dirigible.
15:13 mircea_popescu eh, hitachi s5000s start at what, 70k ?
15:13 mircea_popescu anyway /me had the idea you got one in your garage, nfi why exactly.
15:13 asciilifeform i am not a wealthy man, mircea_popescu .
15:13 asciilifeform incidentally, the moduli in the self-signed blobs end in : d6 e1 1c ec ; 46 0a d0 9a ; be fe 39 b6 ; 2c c3 f2 a2 ; 46 0a d0 9a ; 13 7d e7 c3 .
15:13 asciilifeform yes, the parsed-out mods.
15:13 asciilifeform they parse.
15:14 asciilifeform does anyone see where this is goign
15:14 asciilifeform *going
15:14 asciilifeform !!up kmalkki
15:14 deedbot kmalkki voiced for 30 minutes.
15:14 * ben_vulpes claps and bounces in his seat
15:14 mircea_popescu kmalkki seriously, register your key so you don't keep being silenced.
15:14 asciilifeform all but the last is littleendian-even.
15:16 asciilifeform kmalkki: also interestingly, the turdlets are supposedly arm-compatible, and - to naked eye, seeing strings - plainly unciphered, but they do not appear to disassemble cleanly as either big- or little-endian arm.
15:17 mircea_popescu trustlets! not turdlets! lmao!
15:17 asciilifeform (conceivably the cheapest way to read out the boot rom would be to get arbitrary code execution in the stock turdlet)
15:21 kmalkki maybe I got this all wrong, but could [0x140] contain the LSB of the entire modulus
15:22 asciilifeform hm
15:22 asciilifeform that would make sense
15:22 kmalkki docs have no mention of endianness
15:22 asciilifeform no but if it follows same pattern as the exponent
15:23 asciilifeform ok these then all become sane-looking rsa moduli.
15:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu et al ^ .
15:24 mircea_popescu right.
15:25 mircea_popescu phuctor hopper takes republican e,N,comment format for rsa yes ?
15:25 asciilifeform only via Framedragger's script
15:25 asciilifeform which i can't seem to find a copy of
15:25 mircea_popescu o.O
15:26 asciilifeform (phuctor is very deeply baked around rfc4880 and expects all db entries to parse by it, and changing this would be a titanic labour)
15:26 mircea_popescu i dun thnk he ever actually published it
15:27 mircea_popescu there is of course jurov's http://explo.yt/post/2016/05/20/Parsing-OpenSSH-RSA-keys-in-Python
15:27 asciilifeform well, i pinged him earlier (seems like we lost ;;later tell ...) so perhaps he will show up soon.
15:27 mircea_popescu !~later tell asciilifeform we din' lose nuttin
15:27 jhvh1 mircea_popescu: The operation succeeded.
15:27 asciilifeform oh huh, possibly jurov's thing will work
15:27 asciilifeform and neato.
15:28 mircea_popescu afaik Framedragger didn't do so much to it as to justify repub ; he just used jurov's thing. mebbe i'm wrong, but anyway.
15:28 mircea_popescu was teh impression i got.
15:28 asciilifeform anyway about to try jurov's.
15:29 kmalkki gotta go. ping me in #coreboot if there's more guestions
15:29 asciilifeform thank you for your finds, kmalkki . please come back, and make pgp key
15:30 asciilifeform earlier he sent me complete symbol tables for the sage rom.
15:31 mircea_popescu nice.
15:31 asciilifeform ( if only i had these last year ... )
15:34 mircea_popescu isn't that always the thing.
15:36 shinohai In "Nobody is shocked" news http://archive.is/Qrd3P
15:37 mircea_popescu eh, iirc it's divulged on trilema they've been stealing email contents and selling to spammers for half a decade or more by now.
15:40 asciilifeform in other hilarities, i pick up the phone, and it is yet moar unsolicited work offers from usg.
15:40 mircea_popescu well, they got microscope!
15:40 asciilifeform these tend to come in when we have threads like earlier.
15:40 asciilifeform rectothermoscope.
15:40 mircea_popescu also.
~ 31 minutes ~
16:11 asciilifeform aaaaaaaaaaaaaand
16:11 asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/yg2lx/?raw=true
16:11 asciilifeform about to fire.
16:16 shinohai http://archive.is/A66la <<< factom files with the SEC lmao
16:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform which is it ? link to phuctor page ?
16:25 asciilifeform not yet
16:25 mircea_popescu !#s factom
16:25 a111 27 results for "factom", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=factom
16:26 mircea_popescu ah ok
16:27 asciilifeform aaaaaaaaand...
16:28 * asciilifeform prepares to push button
16:29 * shinohai knocks on wood
16:32 asciilifeform all 8 in.
16:32 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/65CDDFD7368DB845E77C15274579027F05E3FF12F4273AFCF81873267B864BF6
16:32 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/F4218D1713FB7595679FC67AD0327BF8106A3539D3687EDA61A5539431FA40A6
16:33 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/CA0F256060E65209AF070BAC893E42B63AAE0531BFE6354679C90C6C899B05B7
16:33 mircea_popescu o look, even download button! nice.
16:33 asciilifeform argh
16:33 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/CA0F256060E65209AF070BAC893E42B63AAE0531BFE6354679C90C6C899B05B7
16:33 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/2A93A674E15C46814E2B5733308B772236EA323812156DB021CF803EEF67ABB4
16:33 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/EDE99D8DFEDB1287EC9D90C4AB099EB4AB6DEA4E5409F623B9022B10383105EA
16:34 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/F495A2C23B5647BBE02F3AD8A548519A7AF35F7D1E0655F80104F98D2EE10379
16:34 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/AAA78361D40D0BD078B32D0D7E291073983C4B75EFB01A11DB42613A9FDCA701
16:34 asciilifeform http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/38D8C16274C2705BBD0788E6F32200E8F7723E0A4B1F2531DDA046EECDA90FA8
16:34 asciilifeform make all of'em.
16:35 asciilifeform and to think, none of this was even on my original plate for today.
16:35 mircea_popescu lol
16:35 asciilifeform kudos to jurov for the generator.
16:36 asciilifeform (modified version thereof pasted earlier.)
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17:12 asciilifeform nooow somebody gotta do the intel turds.
17:12 asciilifeform and whatever other interesting fritz keys.
17:13 asciilifeform ( does nvidia sign ? )
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17:28 mircea_popescu i think they do yea
17:35 asciilifeform last i checked, they did not
17:35 asciilifeform but that was in '12.
17:42 BingoBoingo http://answers.angieslist.com/Landscaping-What-neighbors-drives-crazy-q31359.aspx << Unfiltered 'Muricana
17:45 BingoBoingo "Recent refugee move-ins in our neighborhood are hacking up the beautiful trees in their yards with machetes. Sometimes it's just removing lower branches (although pine trees have been denuded up as much as 12 feet or more), but other times all branches are hacked off, leaving a 10-15-foot stub. Why can't they at least use hand saws? I feel so bad for the trees, and our neighborhood is starting to look like a disaster area. Why can't peo
17:45 BingoBoingo ple who move into another culture look around and see the culture of the neighborhood? I asked one of them why, and they said that it's so they can get more sun to the ground so they can "farm" -- I understand this in the back yards, but why in the front? None of them are planting anything there! : (" << quite the gem
17:47 mircea_popescu ahaha
17:48 mircea_popescu i take it someone hasn't found out wife + both daughters are pregnant just yet.
17:52 asciilifeform !!deed http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/a4dq0/?raw=true
17:53 asciilifeform ...
17:53 deedbot accepted: 1
17:53 asciilifeform aah.
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18:15 mircea_popescu anyone wanna get me an amazon gift cert for like a hundred ?
18:19 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Of course he has no idea about the daughters
18:28 shinohai mircea_popescu: I can get you one by gyft ... only way I haz to get Amazon
18:29 mircea_popescu i dunno what that means. what does it mean ?
18:29 shinohai https://www.gyft.com/buy-gift-cards/
18:30 shinohai but they take Bitcoin anyways so you don't need me unless it isn't available there
18:43 mircea_popescu you ever used this thing before ?
18:44 * mircea_popescu has once tried to pay via one of these scam aha, there it is, "create an account".
18:44 shinohai Lots of times
18:44 mircea_popescu i'm not using this shit.
18:44 * mircea_popescu tried once to pay using one of these scam things, they put up the bill, received the bitcoin, then refused to actually pay the bill unless i "identify".
18:44 mircea_popescu hurr durr.
18:45 shinohai sfyl lol
18:45 mircea_popescu yeah srsly, they end up keeping like 20 bux or w/e it was.
18:46 * shinohai is amazed at # of scammers that will put forth effort for $20 ... then of course I started Eulora
18:46 mircea_popescu this pretended to be a payment processor, i dun recall which lessee here
18:48 BingoBoingo ButtPay
18:48 BingoBoingo Or CornButt
18:49 ben_vulpes https://assets.toggl.com/images/toggl-how-to-save-the-princess-in-8-programming-languages.jpg
18:51 mircea_popescu nah, it was one of the mainstream-ish processors.
18:56 mircea_popescu anyway. i dun recall which one it i was and dun really have the patience to dig all the way. one of, admitting they're any different.
19:00 mircea_popescu in unrelated lulz, https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1rmumk/coincracks_first_deal_buy_thousands_of_twitter/
19:00 ben_vulpes pretty incredible actually
19:01 ben_vulpes buying followers for people is entertaining.
19:01 mircea_popescu The CoinCrack team is made up of entrepreneurs, designers, developers, bloggers and social media gurus.
19:05 mircea_popescu and in other very, very sads : On Intel based chipsets (since Intel 5 Series) the following binary components persist: Panic level: 9000+ Management Engine firmware: The management engine is a separate CPU that does various management tasks and needs its own firmware. This firmware exists in a 1.5MB and a 5MB version, where the latter provides the "Intel AMT" functions (ie. remote access, "anti-theft", ...). Probably signed w
19:05 mircea_popescu ith an Intel key. It's unlikely that this is ever replaced by something open source. Firmware that runs on an ARC core inside the chipset. It runs entirely out-of-band with the main CPU. It has DMA access to the entire system memory and can access the networking adapters in a way transparent to the OS (separate MAC and IP)."
19:05 mircea_popescu from https://www.coreboot.org/Binary_situation
19:15 mircea_popescu incidentally, anyoen going to the coreboot conference in berlin ?
19:16 deedbot http://deedbot.org/bundle-432886.txt
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20:11 shinohai !!up gembira
20:11 deedbot gembira voiced for 30 minutes.
20:21 shinohai https://whispersystems.org/bigbrother/eastern-virginia-grand-jury/ <<< heh signal got subpoenaed for user data
20:23 deedbot http://cascadianhacker.com/ann-mimisbrunnr-v1-a-block-slicer << CH - [ANN] Mimisbrunnr (v1): a block slicer
20:25 shinohai nifty ben_vulpes !
20:27 ben_vulpes thx shinohai!
20:28 mod6 nice!
20:28 shinohai " I simply do not support stealth addresses, multisig addresses, or any other power ranger horseshit at this time." ^___________^
20:29 ben_vulpes myeah
20:34 trinque ben_vulpes: neato. can I get anchors for transaction IDs on the block pages?
20:34 trinque and I'll link ya from deedbot.org
20:34 ben_vulpes heh
20:34 ben_vulpes as in name=<TRANSACTION_HASH>, right?
20:34 trinque (nice thing HEY FEATURE REQUEST PLX)
20:35 trinque yeah
20:35 ben_vulpes (yeah mhm write it down and feed it through the shredder to the right)
20:35 ben_vulpes not until i rewrite the storage layer.
20:35 ben_vulpes would you be happy with indices?
20:35 trinque no; ain't nobody got time for that
20:36 ben_vulpes i'm not doing that immediately because it means either parallelize the hashing of transactions or precompute and cache them.
20:36 trinque I was kidding though; can I look up index in gettransaction or something?
20:37 trinque index might be fine
20:37 ben_vulpes how are you spotting deed confirmations now?
20:37 trinque the damned wallet, cursed be its name
20:37 ben_vulpes ick
20:37 ben_vulpes see if you can figure out the tx index within the block
20:37 trinque it's the pigs fault for dressing so slutty
20:37 ben_vulpes lolu
20:38 ben_vulpes if you can be happified with index-in-block for the short term, i'll give you an index anchor.
20:38 * ben_vulpes off, it's fwednesday
20:40 trinque isn't in gettransaction so neh. I'll just link to the block for now.
20:40 trinque cya!
20:44 mircea_popescu mimisbrunnr is pretty coolbool
20:45 shinohai as with links, w3m also barfs on it too
20:45 shinohai I still love it
20:52 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-04#1552559 << append raw=true to url, it says.
20:52 a111 Logged on 2016-10-04 08:55 jurov: if it's in lisp, just dump the sexpr, don't even bother with backwards compat
20:57 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553075 << i lolled. because it's sad. because it's true.
20:57 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 00:37 trinque: the damned wallet, cursed be its name
20:57 mod6 i did too. haha
20:59 shinohai mod6 do you still have that issue where yours shows incorrect balance?
21:00 mod6 on that one test node of mine ya
21:00 shinohai weird. I still haven't had that happen yet
21:03 mod6 well, it'd be interesting to see if it started because of sending a number of high-s txns or something back in Januaray when I was testing that vpatch.
21:03 mod6 *shrug* no idea.
21:03 mod6 i'll have to check into it.
21:04 mod6 someone else has seen this issue too, can't remember who. trinque maybe? anyway, yeah, it's some balderdash.
21:05 shinohai I think pete_dushenski mentioned it, don't quote me on that though.
21:11 mod6 ah, yeah could be.
21:23 trinque mod6: yeah, I saw it when I didn't specify -lows
21:23 trinque because highs transactions would be malleated to lows, and then the wallet wouldn't notice they confirmed
21:24 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-05#1553054 << lol shitphone
21:24 a111 Logged on 2016-10-05 00:21 shinohai: https://whispersystems.org/bigbrother/eastern-virginia-grand-jury/ <<< heh signal got subpoenaed for user data
21:24 asciilifeform Believe Moar Promisetronics
21:25 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: what means 'Unable to decode destination address.' , http://mimisbrunnr.cascadianhacker.com/blocks?height=432901 ?
21:25 asciilifeform i see quite a few of these.
21:26 shinohai likely one of the prb turds not supported
21:26 asciilifeform i don't grasp how this kind of thing can work without being a hardfork
21:27 asciilifeform say i use prb to send C coin to addr A, via some strange method that results in ben_vulpes 'unable to decode'
21:27 shinohai yup, same block shows p2sh addys on blokechain.info where "unable to decode" appears
21:27 asciilifeform does it thereby follow that prb and trb have differing notions of how much coin is contained in A ?
21:29 mod6 <+trinque> because highs transactions would be malleated to lows, and then the wallet wouldn't notice they confirmed << aha. right on.
21:38 mod6 asciilifeform: huh, weird. looking at block '432901', the first one in the list @ mimisbrunnr that says 'Unable to decode...' is this txn: https://live.blockcypher.com/btc/tx/7affd7cd864678e0ed23a96841c8ef8a76f0df3521a230d94e9d9cf8e1e12dc7/
21:38 mod6 and there is a special message there under Estimated Value Sent:
21:38 mod6 "Estimated Value Sent" excludes known change addresses. For example, let's say we have a single transaction where address A sends 1 BTC to address B and also 1 BTC back to address A as change, then only 1 BTC is estimated to have been sent. Proper use of a new change address for each transaction (like all HD wallet implementations) obfuscate this feature.
21:44 mircea_popescu trinque actually - wallet does notice the new inbound tx spending from one of its addresses.
21:44 mircea_popescu at least in all prb i know of
21:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform your trb node is not capable to send money from derpy addresses ; which is ok because it's also not able to send to them. other people are more than free to do whatever the fuck they like.
21:48 mircea_popescu currently some miners process, eg, 3-leading bitcoin addresses. while that lasts, trb can send money to you. once it goes away - can send no longer, resulting in some lost bitcoin (practically, sent to unspendable address)
~ 38 minutes ~
22:26 asciilifeform the thing i do not understand is, how does the thing not fork? say i fire up a prbtron and prbsend to A. then fire up trbtron and send same coin to B.
22:26 asciilifeform what prevents ?
22:27 asciilifeform possibly answer is, trb thinks i sent it to neverneverland ?
22:27 asciilifeform i could work out the details from prb src, but am loathe to
~ 33 minutes ~
23:00 asciilifeform !~later tell mircea_popescu http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/2xuq2/?raw=true !
23:00 jhvh1 asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
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23:23 thestringpuller did mircea_popescu ever get his amazon gift cert
23:23 thestringpuller i'll grab it for you if you want
23:23 * asciilifeform can also
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23:46 asciilifeform elsewhere, 'It is indeed a great folk song, and although I don't know this as a fact, it seems to have been inspired by a certain depressive tendency surrounding alcohol. Many people don't quite understand this, but alcohol is an intelligence, along with all other vegetable derivatives and extracts. This isn't negative, but you can definitely tell the difference between a sober German musician and the ones who tread into bars for s
23:46 asciilifeform pirits and the forests for unconventional allies.'
23:47 trinque adlai check it out; there's intelligence in booze.
23:48 asciilifeform quoted this specifically for him.
23:48 trinque lol
23:48 thestringpuller Balmer Peak?
23:49 asciilifeform evidently.
23:50 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/5377DC3F52C67DB02FB2F4CBC7391DDD471AF66B9AFF37F4A5FB782434DC1748 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 99916434751733729770393647 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Shell Arkell <shell@zenrio.net>; '
23:50 asciilifeform blam.
23:50 asciilifeform aw, mirrorolade.
23:52 trinque http://trilema.com/2015/more-factored-rsa-keys-and-assorted-other-considerations/ << this "zenrio" has shown up before
23:52 asciilifeform that's because it's mirrorolade.
23:52 asciilifeform it will keep coming back, forever.
23:53 asciilifeform with decaying frequency, but will.
23:53 asciilifeform 8ball will keep makin' the rubble bounce.
23:54 trinque from now on I'm gonna have a pang of "OH SHIT, WAS IT THE AMD KEYS?!" every time there's a phuctor rss
23:54 asciilifeform ahahaha yes
23:58 asciilifeform and why else do you think i put'em in, trinque .
23:58 asciilifeform we'll be throwing in intel also.
23:58 asciilifeform will also come in handy once we roll out meat phuctoring.
23:58 asciilifeform ('drop privkey here')
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