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00:59 hanbot not surprisingly the top referer is trilema at ~~1000, followed by qntra at ~~600 and phuctor at ~~80. << wait, qntra's doing 60% of trilema's load *without* tits? very impressive.
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01:35 deedbot [» Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Baruth skips truth, or when Jack went whack. - http://www.contravex.com/2016/05/02/baruth-skips-truth-or-when-jack-went-whack/
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03:05 mircea_popescu o look. logs!
03:05 mircea_popescu hanbot qntra has BingoBoingo 's tits, what. hater.
03:20 mircea_popescu $up fromphuctor__
03:20 deedbot fromphuctor__ voiced for 30 minutes.
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03:42 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1461535 << lmao apparently somebody hasn't fully digested the lessons of history.
03:42 a111 Logged on 2016-05-02 23:49 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu from beloved l0lcow, https://twitter.com/hanno/status/727179938017759232
03:43 mircea_popescu he even has a gavinesque retarded face, also. what's with all these mongoloid cheeks everywhere in the dumbass "computing co-manatee" ?
03:43 mircea_popescu and holy shit does twitter load a lot of spurious junk.
03:45 mircea_popescu anyway, on the off chance anyone still has a twitter account at this point, feel free to bash his head in over https://twitter.com/hanno/status/727047168037642240
03:48 mircea_popescu as little as a link to .... o wait, check it out... hacker news beleeted the comment pointing out he was caught lying last year. loller. anyway. as much as a link to <a href=http://trilema.com/2015/more-factored-rsa-keys-and-assorted-other-considerations/#selection-413.0-419.38>Hanno Böck caught lying.</a> will do
03:48 mircea_popescu actually, lettuce make that url trend for "Hanno Böck caught lying", it'll no doubt do wonders for his career.
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04:15 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1461541 << yep, he did.
04:15 a111 Logged on 2016-05-02 23:56 asciilifeform: incidentally, didn't the derp already have a 'we did ALL the keyz' post LAST may ?
04:16 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461545 << nice, starting to get some serious numbers.
04:16 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 00:26 deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 6723834688378347131962599764946917095897099 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Tim Fiedler <tfcoding@gmail.com>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/FE99DB4C8A6980859D6C2322594C1B2CB4348ECB0F9BA3A7275285C7F3D02F7F
04:17 mircea_popescu poor hanno boeck & assorted shitbag parade, they don't even run systems with native bignum support, wtf are they gonna do now! 6723834688378347131962599764946917095897099 dun fit in javascript calculator mang, wat do!
04:19 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461555 << ahaha, prolly great place to work, you know.
04:19 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 00:31 asciilifeform: finally the ancient prophecy coming true, a genuine merger of software and conventional voodoo !
04:19 mircea_popescu historically, stonemasons had a better time of it working for temples than gaols.
04:20 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461556 << i was wondering when you'll get to that :)
04:20 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 00:32 BingoBoingo: Classic trilema http://trilema.com/2013/margaritas-ante-porcos-as-it-were/
04:22 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461588 << alf teh bee dog, diligently pushing people towards better os solutions. results vary.
04:22 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 00:45 asciilifeform: like 'elephant' ?
04:25 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461603 << where too many reduces to two.
04:25 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 00:47 trinque: tbh I'm willing to consider that if you wrote too many layers of joins and views, you chose the wrong data structure in the beginning
04:30 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461614 << ianacs, but : fwis the way all these "modern" computing stacks work, is they are made by people with absolutely no system design training, competence or understanding. as a result, they end up hand-crafting the tail. the ready equivalent would be a "new, modern" game of chess, where as the game progresses more and more moves have to be verified against a rulebook ; and then against
04:30 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 00:52 ben_vulpes: phf: i would like to hear about what kinds of misery you've found in datomic. not to doubt! never to doubt the misery of technology. but out of curiosity, and limits-finding by proxy.
04:30 mircea_popescu an expert rabbi, and finally verification be damned, the MEANING of moves can't even be extracted anymore. all this because instead of getting very clearly fundamental principles and sticking to them, they followed the "crazy shit stick on all sides of rifle" approach, with the predictable (and predicted) result that "you fuck it, it gets heavy, and you still don't hit large side of barn". so that's exactly what happens : ea
04:30 mircea_popescu rly game looks spiffy (on all of them!), as the data moves from kb to mb and the node count goes up and on and on, the thing (all of them!) collapses in a pile of uncaught, "nobodycouldhavepredicted" complexity explosions. and all this because idiot/voodoo expert came up with the brilliant idea of "hey, we make robot for your nuclear plant, and if it drops the pu brick you just pick it up by hand and put it back in the hopper
04:30 deedbot [Trilema] PSA : Hanno Böck, still a deceitful shitbag. - http://trilema.com/2016/psa-hanno-bock-still-a-deceitful-shitbag/
04:30 mircea_popescu ". like it's fucking 1700 all over again or some shit, and they're refugees from the Alchemics & Perpetuum Mobile society.
04:32 mircea_popescu ;;google Hanno Böck, deceitful shitbag
04:32 gribble August 2015 – The American Catholic: <http://the-american-catholic.com/2015/08/>; Big Protest In Rome Against NATO Aggression&Bombing Libya: <https://www.facebook.com/Big-Protest-In-Rome-Against-NATO-AggressionBombing-Libya-133690943377414/>
04:33 mircea_popescu not yet huh ? aaaite.
04:34 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461623 << me sobs at the alt reality where 8gb counts for really beefy. phuctor is on 1/4 tb, yo. unless it was 1/2 ? i forget.
04:34 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 01:01 phf: And those proverbial millions of records require really beefy machines. 8gb of ram, fast flash drives, etc
04:38 mircea_popescu lmao "my vodka identifies as water - therefore it is good for me!"
04:39 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461647 << stop globalwarming, citizen. the coming ice age is not pleased.
04:39 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 02:20 ascii_deadfiber: snow, in motherfucking may.
04:40 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461655 << i thought we were over this a few times ? yes, you can, many midwestern municipalities run isps, which are by and large BETTER than anything you can get in washington, which are the usual telcos.
04:40 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 02:26 ascii_deadfiber: you can't even ~get~ real net in midwest.
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06:19 mircea_popescu http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/561245D928FF0843F5F346549A73B46C6836E3B2BE309DC7F6CCAFCF7F17795C << thinking about it, this is quite the example. 4096 key, correct e, divisible by 5, 11, 23, 447.
06:19 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic ^ i propose as best candidate for m-r testing.
06:28 mircea_popescu in vaguely related lulz, http://www.javascripter.net/math/primes/millerrabinbug-bigint54.htm as well as "However, if you try to pass an odd number n greater than 2^53 the test will not work because the argument would actually turn out to be some other number approximately equal to the desired odd number: JavaScript/IEEE754 cannot exactly represent odd numbers that large!"
06:37 mircea_popescu $up m0
06:37 deedbot m0 voiced for 30 minutes.
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07:24 mircea_popescu incidentally, anyone have a general number field sieve implementation in anything ?
07:26 mircea_popescu http://www.math.ttu.edu/~cmonico/software/ggnfs/ << "numbers up to 140 digits" what the everloving fuck is this bullshit.
07:26 mircea_popescu you got computers and they work amirite ?!
07:34 mircea_popescu apparently http://cado-nfs.gforge.inria.fr/ is what bernstein uses. except "Required software tools [...] GNU make and CMake (2.6.3 or later) for building (CMake is installed on the fly if missing. This feature requires an Internet connection.)" and then Connecting to cmake.org|66.194.253.19|:443... connected. ERROR: certificate common name `*.kitware.com' doesn't match requested host name `cmake.org'.
07:35 mircea_popescu herpitty derp, the world works like it's on fucking fire. anyway, that exhausts my patience.
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07:55 mircea_popescu $up ascii_deadfiber
07:55 deedbot ascii_deadfiber voiced for 30 minutes.
07:56 ascii_deadfiber http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461700 << tempted to link this on front of phuctor
07:56 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 08:30 deedbot: [Trilema] PSA : Hanno Böck, still a deceitful shitbag. - http://trilema.com/2016/psa-hanno-bock-still-a-deceitful-shitbag/
07:56 mircea_popescu eh, not the place for it.
07:57 ascii_deadfiber hm,ok
07:57 mircea_popescu dun worry bout it, he won't be able to outlive it no matter what else he does. from experience half a decade later or w/e he'll start whining about how it should be deleted.
07:58 ascii_deadfiber he's the 'replacement story' tho
07:59 mircea_popescu $key hcb
07:59 deedbot http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/170a0fda-83af-423e-b78a-ef489f49492f/
08:01 ascii_deadfiber http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461684 << understand what happens when you gcd against the 8ball - these are fat composites
08:01 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 08:16 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461545 << nice, starting to get some serious numbers.
08:01 ascii_deadfiber just crapping out the oodles of small primes a typical int is divisible by
08:01 mircea_popescu aha.
08:02 mircea_popescu $rate hcb 1 Euloran
08:02 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/b3051a67-9d32-48a5-af64-ab20af0c3a9f/
08:03 mircea_popescu $v C7EC2E90D0FCDCE3BF39AC7C617BC576AAB197A30624EFE862987F72F45BD8A7
08:03 deedbot mircea_popescu rated hcb 1 << Euloran
08:04 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461729 <<< and usg is "the replacement republic", at least in its own mind. what of it.
08:04 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 11:58 ascii_deadfiber: he's the 'replacement story' tho
08:06 BingoBoingo <ascii_deadfiber> he's the 'replacement story' tho << No, hoaxtoshi and nao petrocheese stockpiles are
08:06 ascii_deadfiber in that the shitcocoon they spray around everything we do is quite opaque, even to thinking folk
08:06 deedbot [Qntra] USG Stockpile Of Petrocheese Hits New High - http://qntra.net/2016/05/usg-stockpile-of-petrocheese-hits-new-high/
08:07 ascii_deadfiber witness that ~nobody walks in asking after trb, for instance.
08:07 mircea_popescu depends how willing the thinking folk be.
08:08 ascii_deadfiber shit can be drilled through, but how does one know where to drill..
08:08 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo "hoard's" not "horde"
08:09 BingoBoingo I dunno, the cheese is roughly as equal as some "Americans", but fxing
08:09 ascii_deadfiber http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461696 << sorta what my entire www was about.
08:09 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 08:30 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461614 << ianacs, but : fwis the way all these "modern" computing stacks work, is they are made by people with absolutely no system design training, competence or understanding. as a result, they end up hand-crafting the tail. the ready equivalent would be a "new, modern" game of chess, where as the game progresses more and more moves have to be verified against a rulebook ; and then against
08:09 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2016/05/qntra-s-qntr-april-2016-report/ << this right ?
08:10 BingoBoingo The one at the top that isn't struck through is right, I the struck through I forgot to replace a value from last month.
08:10 mircea_popescu kk
08:10 ascii_deadfiber http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461701 << by and large the alchemists, subtracting the outright fraudulent shitbags, had moar sense than these folks.
08:10 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 08:30 mircea_popescu: ". like it's fucking 1700 all over again or some shit, and they're refugees from the Alchemics & Perpetuum Mobile society.
08:12 ascii_deadfiber http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461714 << recall, i said: js, kludges
08:12 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 10:28 mircea_popescu: in vaguely related lulz, http://www.javascripter.net/math/primes/millerrabinbug-bigint54.htm as well as "However, if you try to pass an odd number n greater than 2^53 the test will not work because the argument would actually turn out to be some other number approximately equal to the desired odd number: JavaScript/IEEE754 cannot exactly represent odd numbers that large!"
08:13 ascii_deadfiber if the only implementation of something were in js, it hasn't actually been implemented yet.
08:13 ascii_deadfiber because very special, own level of retardation
08:13 mircea_popescu no but it's fucking lulzy already.
08:15 mircea_popescu anyway, if anyone with a box with python > 3.2 on it is willing to give http://cado-nfs.gforge.inria.fr/ a whirl (specifically in regards to the modulus in http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461712 ) plox lemme know whether it even worx.
08:15 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 10:19 mircea_popescu: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/561245D928FF0843F5F346549A73B46C6836E3B2BE309DC7F6CCAFCF7F17795C << thinking about it, this is quite the example. 4096 key, correct e, divisible by 5, 11, 23, 447.
08:16 ascii_deadfiber typical rand int
08:16 mircea_popescu aha.
08:16 ascii_deadfiber iirc apocalyptic did one last year
08:17 mircea_popescu i recall him trying one
08:19 ascii_deadfiber i do suspect that the enemy knows some factoid re prime distribution that makes factoring randints easier
08:19 mircea_popescu ascii_deadfiber and while on this topic : it beggars belief that bignum-as-linked-list-of-any-size-up-to-avail-ram is not a fucking standard in gcc in 2016.
08:19 mircea_popescu seriously, i gotta say ANYTHING more than "bigint" to get this ?
08:19 ascii_deadfiber but even without it, still not impossible
08:20 ascii_deadfiber mircea_popescu: there is no easy answer to ~how to represent~ them
08:20 ascii_deadfiber it is very machine-dependent
08:20 mircea_popescu who the fuck things these shitboxes are even computers when i get n digits eval to 0, NaN and whatever other bullshit ?!
08:20 mircea_popescu ascii_deadfiber IT IS NOT MY FUCKING JOB TO ANSWER!!!
08:20 mircea_popescu why the FUCK is there a compiler AT ALL ?!?!
08:21 ascii_deadfiber if you want anything like fast arithmetic, you're stuck with fixints, and even float barf, aha
08:21 mircea_popescu mp lemma : any computing environment where bigints are not native is ipso facto parsed, not compiled.
08:21 ascii_deadfiber this is what c-machine buys you.
08:22 mircea_popescu ascii_deadfiber i don't get the speed argument.
08:22 mircea_popescu the compiler is more than happy to make a linked list of fixints and do the carryovers as required.
08:22 mircea_popescu fuck, you can implement infinitedigit math in STRINGS
08:22 mircea_popescu which is how longhand multiplication even fucking works, on the basis of strings-and-regexp pretty much.
08:23 ascii_deadfiber mircea_popescu: recall the toy cramershoup?
08:23 ascii_deadfiber it ran in geological time.
08:23 ascii_deadfiber because stringz.
08:24 mircea_popescu there is absolutely no reason, nor can there be any reason, c compiler can't take two strings, such as the decameron and the collected works of shakespeare, and multiply them together, as fucking numbers, and spit out the result. none.
08:24 ascii_deadfiber sad but tru: speed matters, in practice.
08:24 mircea_popescu and if it won't do this, the fact that it graciously doesn't require me to write my own asm jumps or whatnot is irrelevant already.
08:24 mircea_popescu i'd be better off with asm.
08:25 mircea_popescu this shit is not a compiler. it's a low effort parser with delusions and pretensions.
08:25 ascii_deadfiber i gotta go rot in hell for a bit, bbl.
08:26 mircea_popescu im gonna have an enchilada
08:31 deedbot [Trilema] Qntra (S.QNTR) April 2016 Statement - http://trilema.com/2016/qntra-sqntr-april-2016-statement/
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08:54 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/slave-labour.jpg << teh epic results of slave labour.
09:08 shinohai ^ looks pretty tasty
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09:36 mircea_popescu $lord jurov
09:36 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/0731e0d8-912f-4fda-95e6-a25bce9c4421/
09:36 mircea_popescu !v 8DD5AEEC6512709A00BA6BD58A95158D7E9499903F24C5C129C6FD7AE049D7A6
09:36 gribble Error: "v" is not a valid command.
09:36 mircea_popescu $v 8DD5AEEC6512709A00BA6BD58A95158D7E9499903F24C5C129C6FD7AE049D7A6
09:36 deedbot deedbot rated jurov 1
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09:55 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461705 << phuctor is on 250gb ~ram~ machine? why?
09:55 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 08:34 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461623 << me sobs at the alt reality where 8gb counts for really beefy. phuctor is on 1/4 tb, yo. unless it was 1/2 ? i forget.
09:57 mircea_popescu for space.
09:57 mircea_popescu you know what it does, right ? apparently ram helps.
09:59 * mircea_popescu pictures with impish delight phf's wtf'd face
10:00 mircea_popescu $up fromphuctor
10:00 deedbot fromphuctor voiced for 30 minutes.
10:00 fromphuctor hello
10:00 mircea_popescu hola.
10:01 fromphuctor yesterday i suggested to play with ssh-keyscan
10:01 mircea_popescu a ok
10:01 fromphuctor today i am wondering if you ever compared the keys to see if any clone is found
10:01 mircea_popescu you seriously should make a proper nick and register your pgp with deedbot.
10:02 fromphuctor in particular i have the SUSPECT that router from juniper and cisco might build random keys that are not random at all
10:03 fromphuctor that is why i suggested to test ssh keys
10:03 mircea_popescu and yes, that's what stuff like http://trilema.com/2015/more-factored-rsa-keys-and-assorted-other-considerations/ (bottom section) lead to, and is why "Public Exponent 281479271743489 is NOT PRIME ! Modulus has mirrored low-order 32 bits !" sort of thing is in the comments on phuctor.
10:03 phf well, perhaps he should load it into datomic
10:04 mircea_popescu fromphuctor i dunno if you've seen the logs, but the idea to add ssh keyscan was accepted upon discussion.
10:04 mircea_popescu phf u jelly ? :D
10:04 fromphuctor i didn't read the log
10:04 fromphuctor good to know :)
10:04 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1461435
10:04 a111 Logged on 2016-05-02 19:14 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform but he has a point ; once we get conversion going running a ssh-keyscan werker is good idea.
10:05 mircea_popescu you're also very likely right re nat router keys. junk of the junk.
10:05 mircea_popescu $up fromphuctor_
10:05 deedbot fromphuctor_ voiced for 30 minutes.
10:05 mircea_popescu $up fromphuctor__
10:05 deedbot fromphuctor__ voiced for 30 minutes.
10:05 fromphuctor if you want visibility you should try openssl, openssh, libressl, openbsd ssh keys
10:05 mircea_popescu aha.
10:06 fromphuctor they build software to build keys...
10:06 fromphuctor at the moment , i tried, they are not very interested in your reserach
10:06 mircea_popescu everyone gotta eat, and the general majority of these people eats at usg.*
10:07 fromphuctor because they think their implementation is fine
10:07 phf mircea_popescu: just irked, there's a rare "human record" kind of data that ben_vulpes deals with that exceeds 8gb. why don't you taunt us with your hadron collider data dumps some more?
10:07 mircea_popescu so no, i very much expect they "wouldn't be interested".
10:07 mircea_popescu lawl.
10:08 mircea_popescu hey, this is what the internet does & is for my dear phf : taking a very reasonable statement way the fuck out of context.
10:08 fromphuctor another thing to test when you collect ssh keys is for duplicate
10:09 mircea_popescu fromphuctor you know, you could in principle write all this stuff yourself. if it's any good odds are it'll get accepted/used. if not, odds are you'll get a very scathing review from alf making you doubt your sexuality and other life choices.
10:10 fromphuctor ok ok
10:10 fromphuctor now i go
10:11 shinohai lulz
10:11 mircea_popescu also, did i mention lisp isn't used in production anywhere today ? wouldn't want to skip a day :D
10:12 * phf loses his shit
10:14 mircea_popescu [Trilema] The official definition of BEEFY systems. http://trilema.com/rickrolled
10:16 mircea_popescu $up fromphuctor
10:16 deedbot fromphuctor voiced for 30 minutes.
10:16 phf no wonder all the talk of "i'll pay out of pocket!!"
10:17 mircea_popescu yeah well, he's rich.
10:19 mircea_popescu (anyway no, it's by no means expensive for the specs, we got a nice one-offsie on account of other business etc)
10:28 mircea_popescu and in other almost-lulws, https://archive.is/7AtxF
10:28 mircea_popescu note that trilema blows the openssl attempt at legitimization way the fuck out of the water.
10:28 Apocalyptic 12:18 <+mircea_popescu> Apocalyptic ^ i propose as best candidate for m-r testing. // I'm already working on a more approachable one, also I don't know what's with you and m-r but I don't think m-r is a good factorization algo, I was and am running p-1 , p+1 and ECM
10:29 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic heh point.
10:30 Apocalyptic "14:16 <+mircea_popescu> i recall him trying one" // and succeeded, see ascii's rating, afaik he included the log line where I posted all the factors
10:30 mircea_popescu cool deal.
10:31 Apocalyptic th modulus residue I'm working on has ~ 260 digits and it seems the remaining primes are pretty big, +35/40 digits from what I see
10:32 mircea_popescu (can anyone actually load that https://www.openssl.org/news/secadv/20160503.txt ? i don't see it from anywhere.)
10:32 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic you know, i vaguely recall there was a challenge for the "largest factor found in factorization" or somesuch ?
10:32 mircea_popescu dunno what the record is by now, but at some point it was like 60 digits
10:33 diana_coman mircea_popescu, I can load that
10:33 mircea_popescu weird o.O
10:33 mircea_popescu dpaste plox ?
10:34 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu: http://www.loria.fr/~zimmerma/records/factor.html is a good start
10:35 Apocalyptic not a challenge but it lists some records
10:35 mircea_popescu a nice.
10:35 diana_coman hm, trying to but waiting on wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com
10:36 mircea_popescu lol splitinternets. try dpaste ?
10:36 diana_coman yeah, works instantly, wonders of wonders: http://dpaste.com/28AXJ4V
10:38 diana_coman hopefully you can access *that* , lol
10:38 mircea_popescu aha ty.
10:39 mircea_popescu openssl for the lulz.
10:42 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic nice mechanism for checking factoring algo claims he came up with too.
10:45 Apocalyptic the one linked at the bottom ?
10:46 mircea_popescu on bottom of page, yeah.
10:46 mircea_popescu "let's pretend we're doing rsa"
10:46 Apocalyptic will read it then
10:46 mircea_popescu it was in your link ?
10:46 Apocalyptic yeah it was
10:47 mircea_popescu incidentally - perhaps a good idea would be a tmsr factorization program. something like seti@home, that people can just run on spare machines if they feel like.
10:49 Apocalyptic indeed nice checking algo, sorta switching the usual role of d and e
10:50 mircea_popescu as he says - perfectly fair.
10:50 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu: that would be a great idea indeed, in the meantime if anyone feels like helping me factor my modulus residue let me know
10:50 mircea_popescu yah but how would they help ?
10:51 Apocalyptic it doesn't have to be coordinated in any way since ECM runs are totally independant, just willing to dedicate some cores
10:51 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu: download ecm from inria, compile it, run ECM with the residue I supply
10:51 mircea_popescu incidentally, can you be induced to look into that cado thing ? it has some sort of multimachine-over-ssh thing
10:52 mircea_popescu ah lol. same thing ?
10:54 Apocalyptic i'm not really interested in cado or setting up such a thing
10:55 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic> mircea_popescu: download ecm from inria << url ? http://ecm.gforge.inria.fr/ ?
10:56 Apocalyptic yeah, that's the one I use
10:56 Apocalyptic a pitty they don't sign source archives though...
10:56 mircea_popescu ya srsly.
10:57 Apocalyptic anyway for anybody interested the composite residue i'm working on is http://dpaste.com/2QP9HV9
11:00 Apocalyptic if trying ECM don't bother picking B1 under 11e6
~ 16 minutes ~
11:17 ben_vulpes diana_coman: timeout? works fine from here
11:19 diana_coman ben_vulpes, yes, it timed out in the end, no idea why
11:19 phf maybe needs a 250gb machine
11:21 mircea_popescu this is trollage.
11:21 mircea_popescu $up ascii_butugychag
11:21 deedbot ascii_butugychag voiced for 30 minutes.
11:22 mircea_popescu in other news, phf's computer so fat, its foo's out the bar!
11:22 ascii_butugychag at long last, https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/4hcvvi/200_pgp_keys_and_counting_publicly_broken/d2qvzma
11:22 ascii_butugychag ^ they F8K3D it all!!1111111
11:22 mircea_popescu lol riiight.
11:23 mircea_popescu but the cool part is : derp is essentially bringing a wot-argument-by-another-name.
11:23 mircea_popescu the republic wins.
11:23 Apocalyptic "If you look closely, all of the keys shown on the website are only self signed." // clearly he has looked closely
11:24 mircea_popescu i can tell by some pixels that he has.
11:25 mircea_popescu in other lulz : undefined reference to `__sync_add_and_fetch_8'.
11:25 mircea_popescu from the glory that is nonstatic linking.
11:25 ascii_butugychag where is this ?
11:27 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag a coupla hours ago i made a cursory attempt to install a factorizer lib (linked in logs). i threw up minutes later because obviously it doens't work. put out a general call, slavegirl picked up the task, installed python 4.4. wrangled for a while with broken cmake settings (pro tip : cmake is known to not correctly identifgy your python, workable hack in this case is to disable the test and manually fix the f
11:27 mircea_popescu iles headers to correct lib reference).
11:27 mircea_popescu then barfed 2/3 through compile. because arcana.
11:27 ascii_butugychag https://twitter.com/Phase4_/status/727291526930272260 << RAAAAAANDOM C0rrupti0n1!!111
11:27 mircea_popescu so she showed me the thing and i broke out in hives.
11:28 ascii_butugychag https://twitter.com/susurrusus/status/727513560402767873 << didja know
11:28 mircea_popescu meanwhile admire the glory :
11:28 mircea_popescu ;;google undefined reference to `__sync_add_and_fetch_8'
11:28 gribble 56296 – Undefined reference to __sync_add_and_fetch_8 for ...: <https://gcc.gnu.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=56296>; 34316 – undefined reference to `__sync_add_and_fetch_8' - Bugzilla: <https://bugzilla.xamarin.com/show_bug.cgi?id=34316>; [SOLVED] Error while building rtorrent 0.9.4 from slackbuilds.org ...: <http://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/slackware-14/error-while- (1 more message)
11:28 ascii_butugychag ugh
11:29 mircea_popescu EVERYTHING. from rtorrent to juce to what have you. let's break all the things!
11:29 phf i will venture "wrong gcc version/flags" on account of that _8 there
11:30 mircea_popescu isn't it the case that 99% of compile failures get called "wrong gcc version/flags" ? as if that does anything ?
11:30 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: the 'consensus shapers' are all working the angle of 'these terrorists planted the keyz'
11:30 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag which is proof positive nsa did in fact plant them.
11:31 mircea_popescu page 2 in book, "claim enemy did it!"
11:31 ascii_butugychag as if it were in doubt.
11:31 mircea_popescu everything's in doubt until someone gets hurt.
11:31 ascii_butugychag watch'em vanish from all 'historic' archives of sks etc.
11:32 mircea_popescu bit too late for that but sure.,
11:32 ascii_butugychag nah
11:32 ascii_butugychag soon they will be on my disk and yours only.
11:32 ascii_butugychag and then 'they made it all up'.
11:32 ascii_butugychag sop.
11:32 mircea_popescu the notion that usg's word vs tmsr's word has a chance in hell is lulzy.
11:33 ascii_butugychag visit, e.g., pediwikia, re rsa factoring, it's all heninger
11:34 ascii_butugychag and soon hanno ! i bet.
11:34 mircea_popescu you clearly spend too much time on reddit/tardspedia/etc.
11:34 mircea_popescu who the fuck even cares ?!
11:35 ascii_butugychag the people who control my food and roof ?
11:35 mircea_popescu heh.
11:35 Apocalyptic "14:18 <+ascii_deadfiber> i do suspect that the enemy knows some factoid re prime distribution that makes factoring randints easier
11:35 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu sometimes forgets that i'm in a jail
11:35 Apocalyptic " // I would be curious as to why you suspect such a thing
11:35 ascii_butugychag i was hired, for instance, partly on the basis of my ancient shithub acct
11:36 ascii_butugychag Apocalyptic: because of the 'deniable' sabotage of replacing moduli with random ints
11:36 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag in that case, let's put it in storage i guess.
11:36 ascii_butugychag which it
11:44 mircea_popescu $up dotblank
11:44 deedbot dotblank voiced for 30 minutes.
11:46 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: my point was that in nazi land i get ranked as simply a very lazy nazi who spends time on ???? rather than properly drilling with the other ss men
11:46 ascii_butugychag ~same as a fella who watches 8h of tv a day, i imagine.
11:47 ascii_butugychag it is, perhaps, why i'm still alive - if 'accidented', then, e.g., trb, suddenly becomes more interesting to a buncha folk
11:48 mircea_popescu jesus phuctor's slow.
11:48 ascii_butugychag p0pul4r!
11:48 mircea_popescu word.
11:49 ascii_butugychag 'iz zis nazi lande sooo goood ?? we would leeeeeve it, if we could!' -- 'donald duck in naziland'
11:51 mircea_popescu et tu, deedbote ?!
11:52 mircea_popescu $up fromphuctor
11:52 deedbot fromphuctor voiced for 30 minutes.
11:52 mircea_popescu $up ascii_butugychag
11:52 deedbot ascii_butugychag voiced for 30 minutes.
~ 16 minutes ~
12:09 mircea_popescu $up meuh
12:09 deedbot meuh voiced for 30 minutes.
12:10 ascii_butugychag woah they're still coming
12:10 mircea_popescu no doubt looking for ways to kill you in your sleep
12:11 ascii_butugychag i suspect i've already been killed and now in a hell of sorts.
12:14 ascii_butugychag speaking of, i'm told that latest recycled shitoshi is now being paraded on american tv
12:14 ascii_butugychag seems like full-bore production
12:14 ascii_butugychag what the fuck is the actual point ?
12:14 trinque read an article yesterday about "hooray, $shitoshi can help resolve the 'block size debate'" etc
12:14 ascii_butugychag and the man has to be a lunatic, who would sign up for this? it is like signing up as court alchemist in 17th c
12:15 ascii_butugychag only one possible destination, the stake.
12:15 ascii_butugychag trinque: that might be it.
12:16 ascii_butugychag i find it strange that they wouldn't go for broke and break the idiot's dsa key for the occasion
12:16 ascii_butugychag and create 'provable' whatever.
12:21 trinque http://www.drcraigwright.net/jean-paul-sartre-signing-significance/ << "I have been silent, but I have not been absent. I have been engaged with an exceptional group and look forward to sharing our remarkable work when they are ready."
12:21 trinque ascii_butugychag: the guy's going to drop fucking NSAcoin
12:21 ascii_butugychag ahaha why not !
12:21 ascii_butugychag mit, no doubt.
12:22 ascii_butugychag annointed by the light of the holy one !11111
12:22 mircea_popescu not june yet.
12:22 mircea_popescu but yes, enemy building all teh support it can.
12:25 meuh hi there
12:25 mircea_popescu so this is pretty epic shit : i made http://dpaste.com/3M78HFY for alfie's own peace of mind. except suddenly and inexplicably, stuff that worked before ( like http://archive.is/EluFr ) no longer works now!
12:25 mircea_popescu pages load forever and whatnot.
12:25 meuh I've upload all my keys (previous and current) in one go in http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/
12:26 mircea_popescu good for you meuh .
12:26 meuh Now, they all appears as duplicated http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/dupes
12:26 meuh For example http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/67E9EA1CF1D38646A5B745EBCC7EEC4916C6A6DB2B76B09E635A08905F94E79B
12:27 meuh It doesn't feel right
12:28 mircea_popescu $up ascii_butugychag
12:28 deedbot ascii_butugychag voiced for 30 minutes.
12:28 mircea_popescu meuh it will report every time it sees that modulus.
12:28 mircea_popescu this is good for tracking. it's also normal in case you sign other people's keys.
12:29 ascii_butugychag this is correct behaviour.
12:29 ascii_butugychag http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0xA3D4C5AB683984AF9F97ABBF8F042FE3B4C21938 << loads here.
12:29 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag buit the archive.is is the point
12:29 mircea_popescu it fails to load sks-keyservers ANYMORE.
12:29 ascii_butugychag http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0x06BD86BFBDE0B73441D018C1A0C7E90E4625ED45 << also loads
12:29 ascii_butugychag ah!
12:29 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: i suspect that i know why
12:29 mircea_popescu it did, minutes ago. but no longer.
12:29 mircea_popescu hm ?
12:29 ascii_butugychag sks has the idiot new ssl thing
12:30 mircea_popescu and it kicked in 3 minutes ago ?
12:30 mircea_popescu observe timestamp on link in paranthesis.
12:30 mircea_popescu 15:35:28 utc
12:31 ascii_butugychag hm.
12:31 ascii_butugychag why are we using some rando's archiver again ?
12:32 mircea_popescu it's easily the best known archiver on the www.
12:32 ascii_butugychag but now see the down-side, aha ?
12:34 meuh mircea_popescu: think i got it, the site reports "Modulus Seen Elsewhere! Please make sure these are yours:" for signatures made on other keys, and I have to check I've made those signatures with one of my key
12:34 mircea_popescu somethinglikethat.
12:34 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag it's some anon russian guy. if you think rando usg endowment is a better shot...
12:34 ascii_butugychag meuh, mircea_popescu : this happens IF AND ONLY IF the modulus recurrs in its entirety inside another key.
12:34 mircea_popescu $up fromphuctor__
12:34 deedbot fromphuctor__ voiced for 30 minutes.
12:34 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: the fella who unplugged Dulap-1 every weekened was also rando ru guy.
12:35 fromphuctor__ did you see this ?
12:35 fromphuctor__ https://www.openssl.org/news/secadv/20160503.txt
12:35 fromphuctor__ new new
12:35 ascii_butugychag ahahahaha hanno bock
12:35 ascii_butugychag they credibility-sprayed him.
12:36 ascii_butugychag unknown turd is now hero!11111111
12:36 ascii_butugychag 'The first bug (mishandling of
12:36 ascii_butugychag negative zero integers) was reported to OpenSSL by Huzaifa Sidhpurwala
12:36 ascii_butugychag (Red Hat) and independently by Hanno Böck in April 2015.'
12:36 ascii_butugychag check it out, mircea_popescu .
12:37 ascii_butugychag fromphuctor__: know that gnupg never used openssl.
12:37 ascii_butugychag so it is only relevant here in the sense described above.
12:37 fromphuctor__ ok bye
12:39 meuh ascii_butugychag, mircea_popescu: you make me feel rather uncomfortable, it puzzle me how common modulus can appears in those keys:
12:40 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag yes yes it's in the logs.
12:40 ascii_butugychag which ?
12:40 mircea_popescu the herospraying.
12:41 ascii_butugychag he appeared in a bug bulletin before ?
12:41 mircea_popescu $up meuh
12:41 deedbot meuh voiced for 30 minutes.
12:41 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag the particular link noob dropped IS ALREADY IN THE LOG.
12:41 meuh ascii_butugychag, mircea_popescu: you make me feel rather uncomfortable, it puzzle me how common modulus can appears in those keys:
12:41 ascii_butugychag ah hm.
12:41 meuh http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/67E9EA1CF1D38646A5B745EBCC7EEC4916C6A6DB2B76B09E635A08905F94E79B
12:41 meuh http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/061DE47D171F4C503348FAE2A2A58D8C22D6836EF8F7D4CC72ECDCA5D4B0AFB0
12:41 meuh http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/62D7F30D5FAD09422810482F07FE1F9EBDC1E4265FFA1193456DC552E030ED2F
12:41 ascii_butugychag meuh: do you understand why dupes are listed ?
12:41 meuh coz' they have the same modulus ?
12:41 ascii_butugychag say you, like a n00b might, sign the message 'yes, meet me at midnight on the crossroad'
12:42 ascii_butugychag then someone else takes your modulus, and welds own username string to it
12:42 ascii_butugychag and misrepresents.
12:42 mircea_popescu http://archive.is/P1vmq << back in biznis it seems ? weird.
12:42 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: thing is not all that consistent, iirc
12:43 mircea_popescu weird shit. anyway.
12:43 ascii_butugychag and gpg creates dupes when folks sign one another's keys, yes
12:44 ascii_butugychag there is no way to watch for mischief where modulus is lifted WHOLESALE, without also listing a boatload of this rubbish, unfortunately.
12:45 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alfie-teh-bee-dog.htm << so here we go, anyone desirious to keep alfie teh bee dog from his sad dissapearance fate, plox load the page an click on linx
12:46 ascii_butugychag 'Error: Network error.'
12:46 ascii_butugychag (on archive attempt)
12:46 mircea_popescu ah so we're now having a THIRD sort of problem.
12:46 mircea_popescu pretty lulzy, imo.
12:47 phf same
12:47 meuh OK, I need to investigate more (going to open again that OpenPGP RFCs) and don't waste your time. I originally tought there was a bug in the interface that was incorrectly reporting my keys as dupes because I've made a single armored export of the public key and feeds this as a single blob to the submission page
12:47 ascii_butugychag meuh: not a bug.
12:47 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: i tried 4 of'em, none work
12:47 ascii_butugychag 'network error'.
12:47 meuh ascii_butugychag: thanks
12:48 mircea_popescu so before it was "error handling request" ; then it was cycling indefinitely in "queue". now it's "network error".
12:48 mircea_popescu tbh i've never seen archive.is fail before.
12:48 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: and at any rate 'they planted'em in 2013! who you gonna believe, obamitler or some ru rando'
12:48 mircea_popescu ascii_butugychag seeing how sks itself reports them from 2002 to whatever, 2012, i dunno. lol.
12:48 ascii_butugychag sks will report what told to report.
12:49 ascii_butugychag soon enough.
12:49 mircea_popescu soon enough is, however, too late.
12:49 mircea_popescu because, much like in the case of the miners getting caugvht with pants down, there is THIS interval right here.
12:49 mircea_popescu and no matter what "science" derps might come up with, here it is and here it lives.
12:50 ascii_butugychag they disappeared the fucking kaiser.
12:50 ascii_butugychag this is small change.
12:50 mircea_popescu you say it as if it actually happened.
12:50 mircea_popescu stupid ho screaming "nonono" with hands stuffed in ears is still getting raped, just like any other.
12:51 ascii_butugychag it happened just as michael hastings happened.
12:51 ascii_butugychag or boston bomb.
12:51 ascii_butugychag ask questions, and 'yer a nutter'
12:52 mircea_popescu o noes, moar words ? that'll show dem terrorists!!1
12:52 ascii_butugychag where is, i'd like to know, the rape ?
12:52 ascii_butugychag thus far the only sore arse is mine afaik.
12:52 * mircea_popescu kinda sees this future, derpy eggs on wheels going around smouldering ruins that used to be us towns, "STOP! Or I'll call you a bad name!"
12:52 ascii_butugychag this was already pictured in some film
12:52 ascii_butugychag i forget which. some animated shit.
12:53 ascii_butugychag the one with the rusting junkyard robot.
12:53 mircea_popescu nfi, but makes snese
12:53 ascii_butugychag 'wall-e'
12:54 ascii_butugychag 'ASN1 Strings that are over 1024 bytes can cause an overread in applications
12:54 ascii_butugychag using the X509_NAME_oneline() function on EBCDIC systems.'
12:54 ascii_butugychag ????!!!
12:54 mircea_popescu $up Echoplex
12:54 deedbot Echoplex voiced for 30 minutes.
12:54 ascii_butugychag ebcydick lives ?!!!!
12:57 trinque wget -H -r -l1 http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alfie-teh-bee-dog.htm << for teh lazy
12:58 trinque ah that didn't work; I guess that links to the "do you want to archive" page
12:58 trinque $up ascii_butugychag
12:58 deedbot ascii_butugychag voiced for 30 minutes.
13:01 ascii_butugychag mircea_popescu: sks is the noncooperating thing.
13:02 ascii_butugychag networkeggog!111111111111
13:02 ascii_butugychag every time.
13:04 mircea_popescu trinque it hasta be clicked, because otherwise you realise, botted into the ground.
13:04 mircea_popescu kinda why i did it like this
13:04 trinque http://imgur.com/IQxx4w3 << lol?!
13:04 mircea_popescu trinque ikr?
13:12 mircea_popescu and in other "this worked a minute ago" news, http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/alfie-teh-dog-bee.htm << same, but with mit.
~ 1 hours 23 minutes ~
14:35 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1461579 << so yes, i appear to have fallen for what i took to be a gem but was in fact a paste replica of a gem /someone saw one time/
14:35 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 00:42 asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: ever play with symbolics 'joshua' ?
~ 17 minutes ~
14:52 trinque ah life at the end of the world
~ 3 hours 11 minutes ~
18:04 shinohai ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://i.4cdn.org/b/1462309912113.gif
18:04 gribble The operation succeeded.
18:05 BingoBoingo oh shit!
18:07 BingoBoingo $up ascii_butugychag
18:07 deedbot ascii_butugychag voiced for 30 minutes.
18:07 ascii_butugychag ty BingoBoingo
18:08 ascii_butugychag somehow we missed this nyoooz item:
18:08 ascii_butugychag http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3C76C921ACD9ED4BE60ECD06C341CD8F18952E398C63CD4C958503DA9E42C1B2
18:08 ascii_butugychag ^ this is, best as i can tell, a legit key
18:08 ascii_butugychag for u.s. disa.
18:08 ascii_butugychag circa 1994.
18:08 ascii_butugychag no mirror shenanigans.
18:09 * ascii_butugychag bbl.
~ 1 hours ~
19:09 mircea_popescu in other lulz, http://archive.is/pgp.mit.edu << full archive of the keys as found in situ
19:09 mircea_popescu if anyone wants to get the archive, base64 and deed it...
19:15 shinohai nm it worked
19:18 mircea_popescu and in other sourceforce lulz : http://uvatyrydili.sourceforge.net/oiqoindywhee34.html (careful, it does a redirect).
19:25 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1462128 << back in 1994 ~nobody was factoring these anyway, so prolly safe for its time.
19:25 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 22:08 ascii_butugychag: circa 1994.
19:30 shinohai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1461149 "Because of the positions the low quality rubes Hoaxtoshi selected for his audience " <<< priceless
19:30 a111 Logged on 2016-05-02 15:26 deedbot: [Qntra] Hoaxtoshi Coninues Swindling Media - http://qntra.net/2016/05/hoaxtoshi-coninues-swindling-media/
19:36 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1462135 << not the point. i want to know ~what piece of shitware generated it~
19:36 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 23:25 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1462128 << back in 1994 ~nobody was factoring these anyway, so prolly safe for its time.
19:36 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-03#1462131 << y'know, i already have sks archive. from 2014 even...
19:36 a111 Logged on 2016-05-03 23:09 mircea_popescu: in other lulz, http://archive.is/pgp.mit.edu << full archive of the keys as found in situ
19:36 asciilifeform fat lot of good it does ~now~
19:38 asciilifeform http://shitco.in/2016/05/03/the-actual-current-state-of-bitcoin << l0l, pankkake is back ? and not wholly off the reservation, even ?
19:40 asciilifeform or nm, was someone else ?
19:40 asciilifeform at any rate, notbad.jpg
19:45 asciilifeform in other not-quite-news,
19:45 asciilifeform zoolag is back, at 72.83.9.196:8333.
19:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes but this is publicly third party.
19:50 asciilifeform waiwut
19:50 mircea_popescu the archive thing
19:50 asciilifeform aha
19:50 asciilifeform doesn't really get out of the problem tho
19:50 mircea_popescu what problem doesn't it get out of ?
19:50 asciilifeform hitler can always print, in volkischer beobachter, 'he downloaded the tarball, diddled, then deedbotted'
19:50 mircea_popescu this is not a problem.
19:50 asciilifeform the problem of hitler editing history
19:51 asciilifeform i'm not aware of other problems that deedbotting archives might solve ?
19:51 asciilifeform am i thick or what.
19:52 mircea_popescu just particularly inclined.
19:52 mircea_popescu "this doesn't solve the problem of the sun looking at me funny" "this is not a problem" "am i thick or what ?!" "no, you're just the sort of fellow that's decided afore the fact that the sun can look at you funny and this matters."
19:52 mircea_popescu such problems can only be solved by the problematizer and for himself.
19:53 asciilifeform then why bother deedbotting the archive ?
19:53 mircea_popescu so it's there ?
19:53 asciilifeform mega-answer.
19:54 mircea_popescu there's a difference between "why should i suck your cock" "because it's here" and "why should i suck your cock, because he says i'm a slut ???".
19:54 mircea_popescu mega-difference.
19:54 shinohai ;;later tell mod6 http://btcbase.org/patches/funken_prikey_tools#BDC4FC472BE4A86FB91FA69368FAACE04414FDEEE5B8C82795E31D37E21581B973CAF7F3E9CCC27D487944A5782E3B59615180EAB87C8B3E81242901F3039E4D is working for well over a week now, if it makes any difference.
19:54 gribble The operation succeeded.
19:54 asciilifeform 'doorknob is also here, why not suck it instead'
19:54 mircea_popescu o.O da fguck is that
19:55 mod6 shinohai: hey!
19:55 mircea_popescu oh right, the code reviewer thingee
19:55 mod6 i had the same reaction mp
19:55 mircea_popescu :p
19:55 shinohai btcbase is fast becoming my go-to site >.<
19:55 mircea_popescu we were kinda in the middle of things with that when interrupted.
19:55 asciilifeform that thing is what put phf properly in my mental list of useful folk, originally
19:56 asciilifeform i used it many times.
19:56 shinohai $rate phf 2 btcbase.org
19:56 deedbot Get your OTP: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/r/ab216985-cc7d-4ae1-b55c-014da14e06c8/
19:57 asciilifeform (and in fact i have a half-written version of it on own hdd, back when i started doing it! and then he went and did whole thing himself, and i went 'neato, i dun have to no moar')
19:57 mircea_popescu pretty cool huh.
19:57 asciilifeform i like it when the solution to a problem is this obvious
19:57 asciilifeform that other folk can simply... do it
19:57 shinohai $v FFE78FDD065EC28BAE4EE3B39F5E3C8A52BEBF5DDE280133786FB5E4082EF291
19:57 deedbot shinohai updated rating of phf from 1 to 2 << btcbase.org
19:57 asciilifeform from the stated principles.
19:57 mircea_popescu "obvious"... to the right people.
19:57 asciilifeform aha.
19:59 mod6 the nice part is that i can just click and see the vpatch too
19:59 mod6 how does one load the vpatch in there in the first place? just submit to phf?
20:02 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2016-02-21#1411699 experimental though, i think the only uploaded patch is this guy http://btcbase.org/patches/phf-shiva-swank
20:02 a111 Logged on 2016-02-21 03:16 phf: ok so http://btcbase.org/upload now works. takes seal and vpatch and saves it to uploads patchset http://btcbase.org/patches?patchset=uploads. uploads patchset inherits from experimental, which in turn inherits from stable. those who'd like to upload a patch are welcome to give it a try and let me know if it doesn't work.
20:02 phf but so far it's been just me uploaded announced patches whenever i see one
20:03 mod6 ah. you're missing a number of the later patches, but maybe that's because it's "shiva" ?
20:04 phf I might've missed some, but I also I've never quite settled on a working "press". I'll revisit it once log settles
20:05 mod6 no worries, just wanted to make sure you're aware.
20:05 phf So patches might be there, but not in press, or in a wrong patchset, or...
20:05 phf Thanks!
20:06 shinohai curl -F 'vpatch=@foo.vpatch' -F 'seal=@bar.sig' http://btcbase.org/upload <<< neat!
20:09 mod6 XXX btcbase upload ^
20:10 mod6 anyway, yeah, i'll find sometime in the next week maybe to try this one out personally and rebase if required.
20:10 mod6 thanks a lot for looking through that.
20:17 asciilifeform in other nyooz, my 'ada 2012 ref man.' is here.
20:17 asciilifeform costliest dead tree i bought in ~decade.
20:17 asciilifeform and fully 2x the thickness of the ada '05 one.
20:18 asciilifeform to no surprise (for folks who've been paying attention), unlike just about every other known case, the extra mass is all goodstuff
20:26 asciilifeform in unrelated but fall-off-your-chair-gutbusting lulz,
20:26 asciilifeform https://files.gpg4win.org << guess how they package the source.
20:26 asciilifeform srsly i could not make this up if i tried !
20:26 asciilifeform motherfucking exe !
20:28 asciilifeform but they also have normal-looking tarballs? wtf.
20:28 asciilifeform why is there a .mid music file in there ?!
20:29 asciilifeform and a dll loader 'helper' l0l
20:29 asciilifeform who can be arsed, go, read.
20:29 asciilifeform circus.
20:29 shinohai #fail
20:31 asciilifeform BEST OF ALL,
20:31 asciilifeform that src tarball (latest) is ~6MB, and DOES NOT INCLUDE GPG SOURCE
20:31 asciilifeform or any other deps
20:31 asciilifeform INSTEAD, it has a manifest list and a loader...
20:31 asciilifeform SHA1 manifest, of course.
20:31 asciilifeform win.
20:31 asciilifeform i am done reading this.
20:32 asciilifeform i also recommend that gpg4win henceforth be referred to as gpg4lose.
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20:56 mod6 <+asciilifeform> in other nyooz, my 'ada 2012 ref man.' is here. << that's neat. thought we were leaning towards the '95 standard?
20:56 asciilifeform nope.
20:56 asciilifeform no invariants !
20:56 asciilifeform no adequate threads !
20:56 mod6 dangit
20:56 asciilifeform no built-in necessaries, e.g., queues
20:56 asciilifeform srsly
20:56 asciilifeform throw out the old crud.
20:57 mod6 ok, well, obv we need that shit. lol. just gotta buy a new book now.
20:57 mod6 which ref did you get?
20:57 asciilifeform there is exactly 1 2012 ref
20:57 mod6 ok
20:57 asciilifeform but careful, don't throw out the ~rationale~ for '05
20:57 asciilifeform the '12 is published as an addendum to it
20:57 asciilifeform (dun ask me why)
20:58 mod6 this one?
20:58 mod6 Ada 2012 Reference Manual. Language and Standard Libraries: International Standard ISO/IEC 8652/2012 (E) (Lecture Notes in Computer Science / Programming and Software Engineering)
20:58 asciilifeform it.
20:58 mod6 by S. Tucker Taft and Robert A. Duff
20:58 mod6 ok
20:58 mod6 thx
20:58 mod6 i did get my stripper-DFA book btw.
20:58 asciilifeform neato
20:58 mod6 needed for the shelf.
21:00 mod6 <+asciilifeform> SHA1 manifest, of course. << lol. i do some shitshoveling at a place that still uses md5 and sha1 at all times.
21:02 mod6 "larger digests?shaw!"
21:03 mod6 *pshaw
21:03 asciilifeform for remote loading of src ?!
21:03 mod6 well, i guess technically, gradle doesn't even rely on digests at all.
21:04 mod6 it just looks to see if there is a newer version number by filename itself in the remote repository, and if so, pulls it.
21:04 mod6 so like "foo-1.0-SNAPSHOT" v. "foo-1.1-SNAPSHOT", it'll pull that if you ask it to reload dependencies.
21:05 mod6 but if you have "foo-1.0-SNAPSHOT" vs. "foo-1.0-SNAPSHOT" with a different hash because of different build, won't care, you don't get new file.
21:06 mod6 you have to explicitly tell it to --rebuild-dependencies or whatever the fuck
21:06 asciilifeform barfalicious
21:06 mod6 oh yeah. i have bile coming out of my ears on this shit.
21:06 mod6 especially when it fucks with me like today.
21:06 mod6 guy made a name change to a fucking abstract method that I use from his package.
21:07 mod6 broke my shit, then couldn't get my shit to work until I had to refresh everything.
21:07 mod6 if only they used V.
21:12 mod6 ugh
21:16 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-04#1462226 << windows world dood, be thankful it's not all in java and requiring "latest version internet exploder"
21:16 a111 Logged on 2016-05-04 00:32 asciilifeform: i also recommend that gpg4win henceforth be referred to as gpg4lose.
21:16 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it almost deserves to be
21:16 asciilifeform but i initially popped it open thinking it'd be a simple port, like, e.g., gimp
21:16 asciilifeform but no!
21:16 mircea_popescu anyway. i'm telling you, 90% of new eulora players are on gpg4win
21:17 mircea_popescu gimp is not run by shitgnomes, hence lisp scripting etc.
21:17 mircea_popescu pgp has been ever since late 90s it seems.
21:18 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-04#1462265 << werd :D
21:18 a111 Logged on 2016-05-04 01:07 mod6: if only they used V.
21:19 asciilifeform v is somewhat like ada, in that 'ugh too much pain, sweat', 'not for people!1111' etc reaction from virtually everyone you show it to
21:19 asciilifeform there is not an escape from this, nor ought to be.
21:23 mircea_popescu somethinglikethat.
21:23 asciilifeform i expect to see similar reactions, to, e.g., 'p'
21:24 asciilifeform 'whaddayamean no keychain! whaddayamean specify ALL inputs and outputs'
21:27 mircea_popescu keychain was a kludge from end to end. vaguely reminiscent of bitcoin "accounts"
21:33 asciilifeform in no way different.
21:33 asciilifeform same basic type of braindamage at work.
21:36 mircea_popescu there's more kludge that needs to go. such as, internet connectivity.
21:44 mircea_popescu and in other weirdulz : http://66.media.tumblr.com/b3bc985eb95ca3c742f4d53e84eb8d23/tumblr_n5hfdqE65J1ra163eo1_400.gif
21:47 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo check it out, cruz dropped out.
21:48 mircea_popescu indiana sunk him.
21:51 mircea_popescu in fairness, he was going on oil for a while now. carly fiorina, srsly ?! that bitch could sunk a blue chip. o wait - she did!
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22:06 mod6 <+asciilifeform> there is not an escape from this, nor ought to be. << V, at least to me, seems like the way that things aught to be done. and there are no shortcuts when you're doing the 'right thing' or how something aught to be done.
22:07 mod6 further, i feel like there is a sense of pride that comes from taking the time to do something right, as opposed to doing something quick and dirty.
22:07 mod6 no one should feel bad about doing something the way that it aught to be done. unfortunately, this is not often the case with many things.
22:08 mod6 which is basically how we ended up with the entire shit-stack we've ended up with today.
22:12 mircea_popescu $up Ciphertext
22:12 deedbot Ciphertext voiced for 30 minutes.
22:13 Ciphertext On the site http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/phuctored what does "Modulus has mirrored low order 32 bits mean?" Does that mean it basically is reflected, like for 8 bits 11011011 would be mirrored?
22:13 Ciphertext If so, what implications would that have?
22:15 mircea_popescu Ciphertext please see http://trilema.com/2015/more-factored-rsa-keys-and-assorted-other-considerations/ the final part.
22:27 Ciphertext gotcha, had to read it twice to get it, then it clicked
22:28 mircea_popescu cool.
22:34 mircea_popescu https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.freenode.net/trilema << is this better than webirc i wonder ?
22:35 mircea_popescu there's also http://en.irc2go.com/webchat/?net=freenode&room=trilema
22:35 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-04#1462286<< tru work of art!!!
22:35 a111 Logged on 2016-05-04 01:44 mircea_popescu: and in other weirdulz : http://66.media.tumblr.com/b3bc985eb95ca3c742f4d53e84eb8d23/tumblr_n5hfdqE65J1ra163eo1_400.gif
22:35 * asciilifeform takesoffhat
22:38 mircea_popescu https://ritetag.com/hashtag-stats/bitcoin << and speaking of data miners, check out the wot-esque graph they got going.
22:51 deedbot [Qntra] Next US President To Be A Clinton - http://qntra.net/2016/05/next-us-president-to-be-a-clinton/
22:52 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: misc lulz : https://www.ebay.com/ulk/itm/331845843081
22:52 asciilifeform re neutron thread ^^
22:56 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> indiana sunk him. << Aha, Rush Limbaugh is going to be very mournful tomorrow. He really tempered his Trump support these past few months after he helped birth this incarnation of the Clinton Monster.
23:00 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Nice find
~ 19 minutes ~
23:19 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: scored some of what appears to be the fiber from earlier thread from this fella. might come in handy at some point.
23:20 BingoBoingo Ballin'
23:22 deedbot [Qntra] Phuctor Factors United States DISA Key - http://qntra.net/2016/05/phuctor-factors-united-states-disa-key/
23:25 asciilifeform sooooo here's a thought. perhaps esp. for mircea_popescu. usg luuuvvvvvvs puttin' neutron alarms everywhere. but what if the ... other side... set off 100,001 of them at once, on day x, with, e.g., pocket farnsworth's devices?
23:29 deedbot [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 1321909 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Alan Cox <alan@etchedpixels.co.uk>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3B2DC689E312DF7B25F1C5A190A8A7470AA5A605E3FFDAA204E1F3C86B810167
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23:50 mircea_popescu https://slashdot.org/submission/5827727/public-key-associated-with-us-defense-information-systems-agency-factored << win
23:50 BingoBoingo Not on front page yet, but if we all astroturf, they'll prolly surrender and run it.
23:51 BingoBoingo "reader oriented" operated by a friendlier variety of spamzors than last ownership group et al.
23:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform to what end ?
23:51 BingoBoingo Drowning them in noise?
23:52 mircea_popescu i can appreciate the "information wants to be free" "legalize dope" etc angle, but i dunno what exactly is the idea. anyone seriously intending to administer anything will have a ban on moving plutonium around.
23:54 * BingoBoingo see more the inflicting costs angle. Gotta check out all those alarms.
23:55 mircea_popescu i guess. seems pretty sophomoric.
23:55 BingoBoingo $up distemper
23:55 deedbot distemper voiced for 30 minutes.
23:56 BingoBoingo Most ways of pricking the beast are sophmoric. Graffiti is sophmoric but they gotta spend to clean it up or they lose face.
23:57 mircea_popescu with grafitti it's more a matter of execution whether it is or it isn;t
23:57 BingoBoingo Even shitty graffiti if it persists projects the image "they" aren't in control.
23:58 mircea_popescu yeah, but even if tomorrow you're the king and queen of earth, you'll be stuck trying to control pu shipments, want it or not.
23:58 mircea_popescu it's one of those.
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