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00:00 ckang terminal is finally catching up, I can see them in Terminal.app, some but not the newest ones
00:00 ckang but it really messes up monospaced stuff
00:04 trinque > SIGN OF THE HORNS
00:04 trinque ahahaha
00:04 ckang mircea_popescu: how can I return this 0.02 ?
00:04 mircea_popescu ckang well, tell her the place's not going anywhere.
00:05 ckang just do another transfer or void it?
00:05 mircea_popescu ckang you can just !!pay mircea_popescu 0.02
00:05 ckang !!pay mircea_popescu 0.02
00:05 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/FW3Fx/?raw=true
00:05 ckang !!v 5E5B679908D7B4FEB4A78A2889C88580257875B15272262A7E840FDAF539AFA9
00:06 deedbot ckang paid mircea_popescu 0.02
00:06 mircea_popescu trinque i have nfi o.O
00:07 ckang mircea_popescu: yea she has free time during the day and is normally wondering somewhere around the internet, new to irc though
00:09 mircea_popescu pretty cool this whole payments stuff huh.
00:10 ckang yea, wild stuff, i honestly didnt believe douchebag
00:11 ckang Hmmm
00:11 ckang TomServo sounds familiar
00:12 mircea_popescu !!up cassidy3
00:12 deedbot cassidy3 voiced for 30 minutes.
00:12 ckang maybe from a forum, its itching my brain
00:12 mircea_popescu do you know how to voice yourself cassidy3 ?
00:13 lobbes ckang you could say it is a -mystery-
00:13 mircea_popescu o lol i hadn't rated her.
00:13 ckang its going to bother me until I remember, I know that lol
00:14 mircea_popescu !!rate cassidy3 1 go-go dancer girl
00:14 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/kpk5A/?raw=true
00:14 ckang i thought go-go dancing died with disco
00:17 mircea_popescu hey, if punk is alive, how could disco have died.
00:18 ckang i suspect they might have just renamed it to 'electronic'
00:20 ckang i wanted to go to ultra but stuff came up, oh well
00:20 * trinque is well past his psychedelics til sunrise phase
00:21 ckang haha, well, its more manageable with the right titration ;)
00:23 ckang ive never had a bad time with psychedelics+girls+music
00:26 phf mircea_popescu: i've loaded a newer version of unicode definitions, so now it recognizes all this new junk too
00:27 trinque night all.
00:27 mod6 ni ni
00:27 ckang im feeling you there, got me yawning by saying that
00:28 phf laters
00:40 mircea_popescu phf how much memory is this wasting now ?
00:42 phf mircea_popescu: insignificant, couple of megs maybe. not anything i noticed by just looking at top's output
00:42 mircea_popescu ah, i thought it was 150
00:43 phf i was just throwing numbers around, but once i measured it
00:43 mircea_popescu WOMAN EMOJI MODIFIER FITZPATRICK TYPE-5 ZERO WIDTH JOINER SCALES VARIATION SELECTOR-16 << evident improvement.
00:43 mircea_popescu dat fitzpatrick type-5
00:46 phf i think we had the jokes going here at some point, of embedding a complete "princess maker" as a concatenative unicode language
00:46 mircea_popescu از رفته قلم هیچ دگر‌گون نشود وز خوردن غم بجز جگرخون نشود گر در همه عمر خویش خونابه خوری یک قطره از آن که هست افزون نشود
00:47 mircea_popescu you know this is actually pretty great.
00:47 mircea_popescu 和我一起,那是你的婊子掴你进监狱,并与所有的民族疯人院。
00:48 mircea_popescu oya. kudos phf
00:49 phf i'm thinking i'll, if i want to do some leisure coding, extend it with a couple of language specific romanizations. russian's there, but chinese and arabic might be a good idea
00:56 TomServo ckang: As lobbes hinted, Mystery Science Theater 3000. A commonly ripped off name, I've discovered. http://www.yuchtar.com/Tom.jpg
00:57 mircea_popescu phf it's already a great help as it is, but sure.
01:08 ckang TomServo: ahhh okay, this one is from a forum, so probably ripped
01:20 ckang If you guys want to test unicode
01:20 ckang i have a the perfect ascii
01:21 ckang perfect in the sense if something handles it wrong you will know quickly
~ 15 minutes ~
01:37 ckang btw mircea_popescu, what hours are you normally around here?
~ 18 minutes ~
01:55 mircea_popescu i dunno, whenever i feel like it.
01:57 mircea_popescu why ?
02:01 ckang i knew another girl that was interested but she works and is in school
02:02 ckang but no worries ill just look if you are around and she can wait ;p
02:02 mircea_popescu works.
~ 18 minutes ~
02:21 mircea_popescu http://www.contravex.com/2018/03/29/announcing-the-newest-bitcoin-infrastructure-node-or-why-ethereum-is-so-utterly-fucked/ < in other news.
~ 26 minutes ~
02:48 ben_vulpes so here's a wonder: apache for some reason takes 2.2 seconds to serve an mp-wp file that nginx can cough up in ten ms; even though both are nominally passing the same files over to php fpm pools
~ 19 minutes ~
03:07 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes https://www.jeffgeerling.com/blog/3-small-tweaks-make-apache-fly
03:07 mircea_popescu the devil is in the configs.
03:09 * ben_vulpes reads
03:15 mircea_popescu but anyway, nginx is not actually better ; or at least wasn't, as of http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-18#1505137
03:15 a111 Logged on 2016-07-18 19:33 mircea_popescu: anyway. in practice there's also nginx, which i doubt is any better ; and i don't foresee our writing of a web server right nao.
03:15 mircea_popescu or previous check http://btcbase.org/log/2015-04-29#1114962
03:15 a111 Logged on 2015-04-29 00:24 mircea_popescu: apache is a piece of shiot. so is nginx. so is everytrhiong else.
03:17 ben_vulpes nginx is screamingly fast out of the box for this type of setup, but does not support .htaccess files which the wordpress folks tell me are very important
03:18 ben_vulpes this is a 100x slowdown for handing some files over to a running php setup; i gotta be doing this entirely incorrectly
03:18 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: thanks for the pointer but none of that helped
03:19 mircea_popescu well, can't really be helped blindly, you'll have to look into its logs / status report and see wtf it's doing.
03:21 mircea_popescu https://www.machmetrics.com/speed-blog/average-page-load-times-websites-2018/ << in other lulz. TEN SECONDS.
03:22 ben_vulpes looking for how to turn performance information up now
03:24 ben_vulpes heh i worked in the belly of a magento thing that served in 2.3s and that was a victory
03:25 mircea_popescu anyway, for your peace of mind, it's definitely not apache itself. it serves trilema actually faster than nginx on internal testing, especially so under heavy load. (which there can mean > 100 req/s)
03:26 ben_vulpes mildly pacifying, ty
03:26 ben_vulpes it is within a hair of intepreted speeds; which is driving me up a wall
~ 15 minutes ~
03:41 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: how is your apache plugged into php? mod_php with graybeard grease or?
03:44 ben_vulpes http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/jLBq6/?raw=true << typical; still working to increase verbosity
03:44 ben_vulpes but allll of the time is in the fcgi connection looks like; which makes me wonder is it buffering the entire response before then handing it off to the client, and would that even slow things down?
~ 1 hours 22 minutes ~
05:06 ckang you need nginx+php-fpm to yield the true benefits
05:07 ckang performance wise, specially with ttfb + magento
~ 15 minutes ~
05:23 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes afaik ; but if you have a specific question (ie, in bash form) i can prolly answer.
05:29 mircea_popescu anyway, using fcgi is probably not ideal -- there's for instance a recurring 500 error / resource leak issue associated.
05:30 mircea_popescu anyway, that's very likely the cause of your delay.
05:32 mircea_popescu basically an exact rehash of http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-02#1678490
05:32 a111 Logged on 2017-07-02 12:50 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-02#1678460 << how about we roll the boot time ( to shell!! ) of your cmachinekernel, how about?
05:34 mircea_popescu meanwhile otherplaces, "Into pregnant chicks? You've come to the right place. I'm newly single and am ready to finally really try to explore the vast world of kink."
05:34 mircea_popescu yeah, totally, "newly single pregnant female" is a thing. it doesn't collapse to "idiot", oh, no.
~ 28 minutes ~
06:02 mircea_popescu !!up david_francois
06:02 deedbot david_francois voiced for 30 minutes.
06:03 spyked http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795174 <-- I wrapped those into pre tags, but it seems they got parsed anyway. replacing all < with &lt; and crossing my fingers; but if mp-wp has some other way of rendering math, lemme know.
06:03 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 01:31 mircea_popescu: spyked prolly it included <
06:03 mircea_popescu spyked iirc it barfs on << ; lt replacement should do it.
06:07 mircea_popescu trinque try again at your leisure ?
06:10 mircea_popescu spyked answered ; by looking at feed i see you got a <5 minute reply (05:52 to 09:03). so go me!
06:17 david_francois mircea_popescu: ty! just playing a bit with my IRC setup
~ 3 hours 40 minutes ~
09:57 phf !!ratings david_francois
09:57 deedbot http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/qto2m/?raw=true
09:57 phf !!reputation david_francois
09:57 deedbot http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/44R0a/?raw=true
09:59 phf oh, nm, i missed the up in the logs, and thought it was missing from the logs altogether
~ 1 hours 23 minutes ~
11:22 BingoBoingo ty fxd
11:23 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> holy shit look at that. wtf, twitter's going to the dogs, they've not banned BingoBoingo ?! << It's one of those bot accounts. I don't do anything with the account. It is all bot.
11:25 mod6 They did suspend you for a brief time didn't they?
11:26 mod6 https://archive.is/Fzk6L
11:33 BingoBoingo mod6: Sure, then I intervened to click through a couple forms and the bot was back
11:35 BingoBoingo !!up david_francois
11:35 deedbot david_francois voiced for 30 minutes.
11:35 BingoBoingo david_francois: I noticed on of your trb nodes is perenially 100,000 blocks behind. Consider building a new bitcoind with either the asciilifeform or ben_vulpes aggression patches. Vastly improved sync behavior.
11:40 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: aok; i'm baffled as to why throwing a file to the running php process for evaluation would be so slow under apache but not nginx; but mod_php looks to be The Right Thing
11:44 david_francois david_francois: yeah, i got a new server with a SSD raid, I'm planning on getting a update TRB node there, which should be more reliable
11:44 david_francois BingoBoingo: ^
11:44 BingoBoingo david_francois: Sweet
11:47 mod6 david_francois: hey, good deal, thx!
11:47 mod6 BingoBoingo: no worries. i agree though. f twitter.
~ 1 hours 12 minutes ~
13:00 deedbot http://qntra.net/2018/04/us-destroyer-and-russian-warplanes-engage-in-intimate-activities-in-syrian-waters/ << Qntra - US Destroyer And Russian Warplanes Engage In Intimate Activities In Syrian Waters
13:07 deedbot http://qntra.net/2018/04/labor-unrest-in-germany-throws-german-schedules-into-shambles/ << Qntra - Labor Unrest In Germany Throws German Schedules Into Shambles
13:08 ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: "agitate"
13:09 BingoBoingo ty fxd
13:09 ben_vulpes pffff six percent pay raise
13:09 ben_vulpes quit fucking around and implement ubi already
13:09 BingoBoingo More like watermelon and fried chikkken piknic
13:09 ben_vulpes no wait hang on i don't have enough btc for that yet
13:18 BingoBoingo Give it time eventually any BTC will be enough btc when the rest of the world shits the bed
~ 44 minutes ~
14:03 mod6 ^
14:08 deedbot http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2018/04/10/the-uraguayo-idea-of-cultural-sensitivity/ << Bingo Blog - The Uraguayo Idea Of Cultural Sensitivity
~ 32 minutes ~
14:41 trinque !~later tell mircea_popescu now getting a timeout
14:41 trinque well fuck, that bot's gone?
14:44 ben_vulpes again, even
14:44 BingoBoingo !Q works with lobbesbot
14:44 trinque !Qlater tell mircea_popescu now getting a timeout
14:44 lobbesbot trinque: The operation succeeded.
14:44 trinque ty BingoBoingo
14:45 ben_vulpes lobbes wouldja put a vwap quoter in your bot please
~ 15 minutes ~
15:00 lobbes I attempted to slap a gribble instance up on pizarro shell last night, but hit a roadblock trying to get 'tcl' working locally (sqlite3 makefile, which gribble depends on, will not run without tcl apparently)
15:10 ben_vulpes ah lobbes getting into the ol open source slap and tcl
15:10 ben_vulpes https://www.oglaf.com/wildyeast/ << fuckin died
~ 56 minutes ~
16:06 jurov !!up maximian
16:06 deedbot maximian voiced for 30 minutes.
16:11 douchebag ooh
16:11 douchebag hexchat 0day
16:11 douchebag Do not use hexchat or anything with libpcre on 4.13.3
16:15 jurov douchebag: sauce?
16:17 douchebag ill have a PoC in a bit
16:17 ben_vulpes > douchebag sauce
16:17 jurov he found it himself?
16:17 douchebag https://raw.githubusercontent.com/undergroundagency/ezines/master/L4t3r4L_adderaLL.txt
16:17 douchebag first one in 0x04
16:18 douchebag My friend is pissed though
16:18 douchebag these guys stole his hexchat 0day
16:18 douchebag before he even made P0C
16:18 douchebag PoC
16:18 douchebag don't know why I made that 1337speak
16:18 ben_vulpes jurov: i found that combination of words entertaining is all
16:20 jurov to finish off that ascii art took him too much time, i guess
16:25 jurov there's no meat there
16:26 jurov no meat no sauce
16:26 ben_vulpes my eyes bled
16:27 jurov ben_vulpes: it prolly needs some 1337hipster font
16:40 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795630 << the particular module you chose tears down and rebuilts the whole php interpreter on each call. it's ~exactly~ like rebooting your "virtual machine" after every bash line and wondering why is bash so slow.
16:40 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 15:40 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: aok; i'm baffled as to why throwing a file to the running php process for evaluation would be so slow under apache but not nginx; but mod_php looks to be The Right Thing
16:40 lobbesbot mircea_popescu: Sent 1 hour and 55 minutes ago: <trinque> now getting a timeout
16:40 mircea_popescu trinque weirdballs. ima see wtf.
16:40 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: nuts
16:41 trinque and now back to prior error actually.
16:41 * trinque shrugs
16:41 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes it's actually better in some very limited circumstances not similar to your needs.
16:41 ckang what error?
16:41 ckang have some experience with php-fpm/nginx
16:41 mircea_popescu ckang unrelated convo. there's a lot of subtext and whatnot going on in #trilema.
16:41 ben_vulpes ckang: different thread
16:42 ckang ah
16:42 ben_vulpes ckang: nginx is out for reasons of beloved clients want to use .htaccess files
16:42 ckang oh boo
16:44 ckang magento?
16:44 mircea_popescu nginx is not actually better for your usecase ; but worse. its notable strength sits with static content, where it actually outperforms apache. otherwise, it's generally not worth the time, even if some of the nuttier bored greybeards will set it up as a reverse proxy in lieu of a proper cache / buying more fucking machine to serve the static parts only.
16:44 ben_vulpes nah mircea_popescu's wordpress
16:44 mircea_popescu "how to spend a grand to save two dimes"
16:45 ckang with magento atleast, there are substantial improvements over apache/mod_php, fairly substantial too
16:45 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i am looking forward to sharing the mod_php numbers and comparing them against the nginx php-fpm numbers
16:45 mircea_popescu should make a nice blog article huh.
16:46 ckang theres a whitepaper
16:46 ckang on this exact subject too if you wanted to see
16:46 ben_vulpes ckang: don't ask to link just link lol
16:46 mircea_popescu ckang link, rather than offer, that way people might click.
16:46 mircea_popescu lol.
16:46 ckang sure
16:47 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795641 << pait out of what, monetized chinese tarrifs on united states Only Remaining (ie, agricultural) products ?
16:47 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 17:09 ben_vulpes: quit fucking around and implement ubi already
16:47 ben_vulpes unless it's some webservercoin whitepaper in which case please no
16:47 mircea_popescu that's the elephant in the room : the only remaining valid export of the us is === what argentina exports. nobody cares for the farts, but they'll buy the soy.
16:47 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: a) germany b) teh deficit!
16:48 ben_vulpes ubi's the best horse in the state-bankrupting race atm; right up there with a brand new war
16:48 mircea_popescu if the us could live by spending german coin it'd be like i could live by digesting my own poop.
16:48 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i was saying that germany should give up and do ubi.
16:48 mircea_popescu where the fuck do the ecb "money" come from if not the fucking fed ?
16:48 ben_vulpes as they were the subj of the linked paper.
16:48 mircea_popescu oh oh. afaik they do.
16:48 mircea_popescu you must not be white male though.
16:49 ben_vulpes clearly not enough of it if everyone wants another 6% this year
16:49 ben_vulpes shit i want another six percent too, who can i fire
16:49 mircea_popescu everyone has to want another 6% lol. it's like wanting a new couch and curtains in the older "economic" model integrating the whitegoods.
16:49 ckang https://blog.aheadworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Optimizing_Magento_Performance_by_aheadWorks_eng.pdf
16:49 mircea_popescu "smart dishwasher wants 6% whereas bio-dishwasher wants new couch"
16:49 ckang page 4
16:50 mircea_popescu ckang holy shit they put a pdf on a wordpress blog ?
16:50 ckang but i dont think this is the one im thinking of
16:50 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795655 << why aren;t you running the trinquebot ?
16:50 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 19:00 lobbes: I attempted to slap a gribble instance up on pizarro shell last night, but hit a roadblock trying to get 'tcl' working locally (sqlite3 makefile, which gribble depends on, will not run without tcl apparently)
16:50 asciilifeform in other noose, highest grade of anti-usg glittery polish, softbanned (absent from stores)
16:51 asciilifeform ( what grade ? the kind with 'baccilae', i.e. visible multicoloured rods )
16:51 mircea_popescu no way ?!
16:51 asciilifeform well i can only speak for this loc
16:51 asciilifeform spot survey of shops.
16:51 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i want you to be prepared with laptop and camera to document the landing of this nut. it'll prolly be like the 1st coming of technojesus.
16:52 asciilifeform this is not a calamity, or anyffing, can still create it here, just needs a bit of mixin'
16:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform maybe the sluts lost interest. this is nail polish yes ?
16:52 asciilifeform correct
16:53 asciilifeform ( for n00b readers -- folk recipe is traditional, dating to the dawn of cheap digital photo afaik, and certainly not asciilifeform's invention )
16:53 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo i want you to be prepared with laptop and camera to document the landing of this nut. it'll prolly be like the 1st coming of technojesus. << Puede ser
16:53 mircea_popescu "use cotton solvent and centrifugal separator to remove the rods from 100 dollar bills, then mix into plain nailpaint after having taken down the bill serials"
16:53 asciilifeform lol that'd rock, betcha someone would buy
16:53 asciilifeform iirc there are voodoo shops with 'dollar oil'.
16:54 mircea_popescu omfg oglaf went behind the night curtain ;/
16:54 asciilifeform sslism ? aha
16:54 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: On that note do you want me to meet you at the airport or how is this working?
16:55 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: i have a car reserved, will ping you from hotel after properly slept
16:55 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: baww i never even noticed
16:55 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: will reactivate travel key some time tomorrow
16:55 BingoBoingo Aite, so roughly what time should I be expecting contact?
16:56 asciilifeform saturday
16:56 BingoBoingo Watch out for the mopeds
16:57 mircea_popescu ckang i don't get why they construct their communications in this nonsensical manner. i'm 20% in still haven't fished an inkling of sense.
16:58 ckang mircea_popescu: yea this isnt the one im thinking of, it was some years back as well
16:59 mircea_popescu is that #superbowl on freenode ?
16:59 ckang so it could be dated info, but a few years back we moved a lot of customers from apache to nginx and saw a fairly substantial drop in TTFB
16:59 ckang its on supernets
16:59 mircea_popescu meh.
17:00 ckang also, dont ever join #5000
17:00 mircea_popescu why is that ?
17:00 BingoBoingo <ckang> so it could be dated info, but a few years back we moved a lot of customers from apache to nginx and saw a fairly substantial drop in TTFB << Eh, darkhttpd ftw
17:00 ckang heh, well, if you want to witness it, try on a spare ircclient its fun ;)
17:01 ckang remember antifuck.pl ?
17:02 mircea_popescu actually, no.
17:02 ckang basically it joins you to 5000 channels
17:02 ckang once you join
17:02 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo: i have a car reserved, will ping you from hotel after properly slept << Also probably ought to warn you. The pedestrians are VERY accustomed to cars stopping for them.
17:02 mircea_popescu ckang what client permits this ?
17:02 ckang all
17:02 mircea_popescu o.O
17:02 ckang unless you are running antifuck
17:02 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: not driving it personally, lol
17:02 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: AH
17:03 mircea_popescu pedestrians are accustomed to cars stopping for them everywhere, wtf.
17:03 BingoBoingo I thought maybe after the pizzaro stuff you'd be taking off to Cabo Polonia to view the lobos marinos and nature
17:03 mircea_popescu here, pedestrians are also very accustomed to WALKING ALONG THE HIGHWAY, and do not see why they should wear anything besides dark colors at night.
17:05 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: dunno how much sight-seeing i will get in; long list of things to do in the cage
17:05 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> pedestrians are accustomed to cars stopping for them everywhere, wtf. << In the sense of myself waiting on the corner to cross a street and... drivers fuck up traffic trying to wave me across when their stopping does nothing for cars heading the other direction
17:05 BingoBoingo How many days do you have down here?
17:06 mircea_popescu yeah, that's even more annoying than the "door holding" behaviours of autistic kids.
17:06 ckang lol
17:06 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: blasting off the next thurs. early am.
17:07 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: It's a guarantee you will get to see some of the city
17:07 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo depends if he decides he needs... i dunno, a pair of pliers, and it turns out montevideo dun have any.
17:08 asciilifeform pliers definitely needed, bringing own
17:08 phf "second container is lathe"
17:08 asciilifeform lol
17:08 mircea_popescu i wasn't presuming to actually name whatever magical instrument will be missing ; but merely medicine tactics.
17:09 BingoBoingo Well, only one way to find out if the city doesn't have and that way is sightseeing
17:13 douchebag !!up cassidy3
17:13 deedbot cassidy3 voiced for 30 minutes.
17:13 cassidy3 heya
17:13 mircea_popescu how goes cassidy3
17:13 cassidy3 My bitcoin did not come through yet :C
17:15 mircea_popescu mmm
17:15 cassidy3 im doing pretty goood...i didnt get it tho
17:15 mircea_popescu trinque i got a <deedbot> mircea_popescu paid cassidy3 0.02 ; you on it ?
17:16 mircea_popescu cassidy3 technically, it's still just 23 hours, so bear with teh system.
17:16 cassidy3 oki!
17:17 asciilifeform and earlier some d00d was complaining re mpex withdrawal -- but for some reason in kako's chan, not here
17:18 trinque I got it; douchebag's endless well of women sprung while I was doing surgery to the airgap box.
17:19 cassidy3 oki great!!! around when should I see it go through...?
17:20 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795667 << eggog 4 is a null ptr deref. i.e. just about never usefully exploitable.
17:20 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 20:17 douchebag: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/undergroundagency/ezines/master/L4t3r4L_adderaLL.txt
17:20 asciilifeform ergo snore.
17:21 asciilifeform ( the operative text, so that nobody else is stuck sifting through that pile o' rubbish : ' hexchat[30394]: segfault at 7f0ca6862199 ip 00007f0ca67a5993 sp 00007ffd83fab310 error 4 in libpcre.so.3.13.3[7f0ca678b000+70000] ' )
17:25 asciilifeform in related lollies, http://btcbase.org/log/2014-02-17#511356 , http://btcbase.org/log/2014-10-24#894318 , http://btcbase.org/log/2015-01-23#988950
17:25 a111 Logged on 2014-02-17 16:47 asciilifeform: [5760131.063368] bitcoin-msghand[23369]: segfault at 0 ip 000000000048bd21 sp 00007f55d1759800 error 4 in bitcoind[400000+303000]
17:25 a111 Logged on 2014-10-24 23:15 asciilifeform: kernel: patch[28805]: segfault at 0 ip 0000000000403f35 sp 00007fffbc2fc8e0 error 4 in patch[400000+26000]
17:25 a111 Logged on 2015-01-23 04:24 asciilifeform: i have a 0.8 node that does crash quarterly or so. bitcoin-msghand[15569]: segfault at 0 ip 0000000000blahblah sp 0000blahblahblah error 4 in bitcoind[400000+303000]
17:26 trinque y'know, if every chick that comes through withdraws her coin immediately, she's being paid ~USD~ for tits.
17:26 trinque not that it makes much difference to me.
17:26 trinque cassidy3: couple of hours or so, probably sooner
17:26 ben_vulpes trinque: assuming she goes and sells it
17:26 trinque yes, I am assuming that
17:27 cassidy3 what do u suggest doing with it?
17:27 mircea_popescu asciilifeform point him this way.
17:27 ben_vulpes i prefer the conspiracy theory that douchebag has the fiverr hustle down: 20 bucks to show up and show your tits!
17:27 ben_vulpes and then he pockets the btc
17:28 trinque entirely possible; I'm just telling cassidy3 here to hold onto her coin a while, and buy a house in 2020, or w/e she likes.
17:28 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: did; so far no answer.
17:28 mircea_popescu aite.
17:29 asciilifeform trinque: didjaknow, at one time they gave out btc to a buncha starving sad folx, and ~0 of'em kept it. this was, of course, '90s ru
17:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's my understanding that segfaults reported by the runtime in libraries are not customarily items that actually occuredf there, but merely were caught there incorrect ?
17:29 asciilifeform and not btc but privatization-shares
17:29 asciilifeform but roughly same result
17:30 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: all of the cited examples are 'error 4' i.e. nullptr deref
17:30 asciilifeform ( kernel traps attempt to read from addr 0 , marks separately from any generic out-of-process attempt of r/w )
17:30 mircea_popescu yes, but if i deref twice a pointer provided by alflib, will runtime say "idiot, you deref'd" or will it say "error 4 in alflib" ?
17:31 mircea_popescu because some guy in there was complaining of what it also looked to me like : "you demonstrated program can corrupt its own heap"
17:31 trinque cassidy3: what wallet are you using? all of the withdrawals I have here are for 3 addresses, which leads me to believe you're using some "multisig" webshit as a wallet.
17:32 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i'ma demonstrate; 1s
17:32 trinque douchebag: if you just whip them through here without teaching them a damned thing, what's the point. I can go in the other room and see tits.
17:32 mircea_popescu cassidy3 bitcoin addresses start with 1.
17:32 ben_vulpes trinque: trezors also do that dumb shit.
17:32 ben_vulpes gotta kick it into "legacy" moad.
17:33 trinque ben_vulpes: who has the other key? "them"?
17:33 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795811 << by this logic usg employees are paid in rentals ?
17:33 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 21:26 trinque: y'know, if every chick that comes through withdraws her coin immediately, she's being paid ~USD~ for tits.
17:34 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795816 << consider the case of this guy : http://trilema.com/2013/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao/
17:34 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 21:27 cassidy3: what do u suggest doing with it?
17:34 mircea_popescu that 10 btc would sell for about 70k or so today, ie five years later.
17:35 mircea_popescu there's almost nothing you can buy for bitcoin that will be worth more than the bitcoin in the medium term.
17:35 ben_vulpes trinque: i think the 3 is 'segwit'
17:35 cassidy3 douchebag told me to download an electrum wallet i didnt really know what bitcoin is he sorta explained it to me. r u saying i should hold onto now and sell it when it becomes more valuable?
17:36 mircea_popescu i'm just telling you that you can.
17:36 mircea_popescu douchebag mind finding a webwallet that does proper addresses for the girls ? none of that 3 bs.
17:37 douchebag ive been telling them to use electrum or localbitcoins since a lot of them just ask for paypal
17:38 mircea_popescu i c. well, one of the two works better than the other one.
17:38 trinque there's a wallet service sitting right here, if they're just going to hold them on some website.
17:39 cassidy3 how often does the price change?
17:39 mircea_popescu tell them to use localbitcoins then, at least they get to meet people.
17:39 ben_vulpes cassidy3: https://bitcoincharts.com/charts/bitstampUSD#rg5ztgSzm1g10zm2g25zv
17:39 ben_vulpes the dropdown under "time period" will be useful
17:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ok, here you go: demo.asm :
17:39 asciilifeform global _start
17:39 asciilifeform _start:
17:39 asciilifeform mov rax, [0]
17:40 ben_vulpes cassidy3: if you select "all data" you can give yourself the "what color is your lamborghini" tingles
17:40 trinque ahemahem. deedbot is a wallet!
17:40 asciilifeform and then : yasm -f elf64 -g null demo.asm && ld demo.o -o demo
17:40 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and then ./demo
17:40 ben_vulpes trinque: but the numbers don't show up on their computer har har har
17:40 asciilifeform and then dmesg
17:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform but this loads no complex libraries stack.
17:40 trinque ben_vulpes: sure they do, !!balance
17:40 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: absolutely not needed , can happen anywhere in process space
17:40 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes of course they do ? !!balance , !!ledger etc
17:40 asciilifeform whether in library or not
17:41 ben_vulpes but not in the guiboxen!
17:41 ben_vulpes or in teh webbrowser!
17:41 ben_vulpes y'all are humorless gits
17:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the question was, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795829
17:41 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 21:30 mircea_popescu: yes, but if i deref twice a pointer provided by alflib, will runtime say "idiot, you deref'd" or will it say "error 4 in alflib" ?
17:41 phf it's a counterparty problem, they don't have trinque in their wots
17:41 cassidy3 oooh!oki ill look more at that stuff
17:41 mircea_popescu phf but they have $randomwebsite ?!
17:42 ben_vulpes anyways cassidy3 you can leave your btc with deedbot, trinque operates it and he is a knight of the realm
17:42 phf mircea_popescu: of course, that's usg pseudo-wot that's maintained through all the ways that we laugh about here
17:42 mircea_popescu cassidy3 if you're not desperate for money, keeping it may pay off ; and if you are desperate for money it might be the last thing to sell. think family jewels.
17:42 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: aaaaa. if dynamically linked -- will say 'in lib...', if static -- in proggy.
17:42 mircea_popescu which is my point!
17:42 ben_vulpes far more trustworthy than "localbitcoins", i mean who are they anyways, and "electrum", same q.
17:42 asciilifeform aa ok i get it
17:42 ben_vulpes cassidy3: just never never never lose the gpg key you registered
17:43 trinque cassidy3: in here your recourse if I steal your money is to tarnish the reputation held on deedbot that to date says I've stolen from no one. out there, what, sue?
17:43 trinque !!up cassidy3
17:43 deedbot cassidy3 voiced for 30 minutes.
17:44 mircea_popescu you know im pretty sure she can self-voice.
17:45 mircea_popescu cassidy3 say !!up to deedbot in a pm, then !!v with the string it sent.
17:45 asciilifeform also come to think of it, on current linux douchebag's thing is not necessarily a null , so whoknows
17:46 douchebag asciilifeform: The guy who created it said he's working on a proof of concept
17:46 mircea_popescu phf indeed right you are, huh.
17:50 asciilifeform douchebag: incidentally the hinted item gives 0 way to reproduce -- it dun say where the lib was loaded in memory
17:51 asciilifeform so to reproduce, would have to know the trigger
17:51 asciilifeform it's equiv of 'winamp playlist' of 0day, rather than 0day
17:51 asciilifeform libpcre is reliable lolcow, however , so i believe it.
17:52 asciilifeform ( and , consider, why the everliving fuck is a re parser need to live in a irctron ?! )
17:59 asciilifeform seealso thread, http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-09#1612658 .
17:59 a111 Logged on 2017-02-09 18:04 asciilifeform: regex belongs in the tool chest next to 'duct tape'.
~ 16 minutes ~
18:16 spyked http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795806 <-- yeah, it doesn't look like nullptr deref. segfault addr looks somewhat close to ip, so on a first glance it would look like they tried to hijack rip and tripped a non-executable page. but can't tell for sure without a pmap or something similar.
18:16 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 21:21 asciilifeform: ( the operative text, so that nobody else is stuck sifting through that pile o' rubbish : ' hexchat[30394]: segfault at 7f0ca6862199 ip 00007f0ca67a5993 sp 00007ffd83fab310 error 4 in libpcre.so.3.13.3[7f0ca678b000+70000] ' )
18:17 spyked and ftr, linux kernel could report whether the trigger was a read, write or exec op, but for some unknown reason doesn't.
18:28 deedbot http://trilema.com/2018/iguanapost-i-guanapost-igu-an-apost-i-guan-a-post/ << Trilema - Iguanapost. I guanapost ? Igu an apost ? I guan a post!
18:37 trinque douchebag: I guess I scared cassidy3 off, lol. I ran these; tell the next batch to generate proper addresses, or better yet, to leave the coin on deedbot.
18:37 trinque also wasn't there a report on trb dependencies coming?
18:40 asciilifeform spyked: i did realize, slightly later, lol
~ 30 minutes ~
19:11 * mircea_popescu refers to his handy hashguide to indentify which one cassidy was
~ 40 minutes ~
19:52 ckang trinque: i dont think many of these girls have a long term mindset as far as investing goes, mostly college students or do menial low paying work
19:52 ckang i know when i was in school thats how it was anyways
19:52 ckang for me anyways
19:53 trinque man I dated a bartender slut once that kept cash gangster rolls under the bed
19:53 trinque no excuses
19:53 ckang dude ya, bartenders in the right town can do real well
19:54 ckang but those jobs are hot commodities in college towns
19:55 ckang fortunately i finished without debt but i wasnt living the high life either during
19:57 ckang theres also plenty of girls that just go to school to meet a husband, which hey, more power to you i suppose.
~ 16 minutes ~
20:13 phf mircea_popescu: i've been searching from:<nick> "http://" as a way to remind myself who is who
~ 20 minutes ~
20:33 ckang trinque: btw, is there a correct and incorrect way to make an address?
~ 37 minutes ~
21:11 douchebag just got back from college
21:11 douchebag yeah ill tell them
21:20 lobbes speed of implementation really (I got other tmsr irons in fire). I figured I could get a tickerbot up and running quicker just using a gribble instance >> http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795728
21:20 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 20:50 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795655 << why aren;t you running the trinquebot ?
21:20 lobbes buut, the lack of 'root' access and my general inexperience with non-debian linuxen is throwing me for a loop. Though, suprisingly to me, it is the former rather than the latter that is throwing me the farthest (I've kinda been enjoying building shit from source).
21:30 douchebag mircea_popescu:
21:30 douchebag Girls are wondering if they wanna show tits
21:30 douchebag you around?
21:32 douchebag trinque: I'm going to get a trb node setup when I get that server
21:33 douchebag because right now if I put it on any of these machines, they wouldn't be running 24/7
21:33 douchebag someones znc is being retarded
~ 1 hours 27 minutes ~
23:01 * mircea_popescu waves
23:01 mircea_popescu douchebag hit it.
23:02 ckang will you be around for a bit mircea_popescu ?
23:02 mircea_popescu yes.
23:09 mircea_popescu meanwhile somewhere else, "I looked through your profile and I like what I've seen. What would serving you entail?"
23:09 mircea_popescu 2018, the year i'ma be overwhelmed.
23:10 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795909 << i know, i know. kinda expected. still... gotta say something to them, whether they follow or not the wise words of the elders is what distinguishes the talented from the mediocre in any generation, isn't it.
23:10 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 23:52 ckang: trinque: i dont think many of these girls have a long term mindset as far as investing goes, mostly college students or do menial low paying work
23:11 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795912 <<->> http://trilema.com/2011/spargatorii-si-curva/ ; i should prolly translate that shouldn't i.
23:11 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 23:53 trinque: man I dated a bartender slut once that kept cash gangster rolls under the bed
23:13 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795917 << actually, the college standard for middle-class kids throughout the 90s and maybe a short sliver of the 00s was kinda BingoBoingo 's experience : "they gave me all this money to leave parents' house, ima... drink it / smoke it". it came to an end, of course, nohope.jpg now, but it's what it was for a while there. i know n examples.
23:13 a111 Logged on 2018-04-10 23:57 ckang: theres also plenty of girls that just go to school to meet a husband, which hey, more power to you i suppose.
23:14 mircea_popescu but otherwise, girls going to college to meet the sort of guy that goes to college is a time and space invariant. true in egypt today as it was true in romania 50 years ago as it was true in the us since inception.
23:17 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-11#1795919 << bitcoin addresses come in the form 1x, like say 1NwAjL6CwMHm5S9aeFfmop5VtqBA6aNJRT ; some dorks came up with an "extension". there are fundamental problems with their code, discussed in the logs, http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-11#1697111 / http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-11#1697118
23:17 a111 Logged on 2018-04-11 00:33 ckang: trinque: btw, is there a correct and incorrect way to make an address?
23:17 a111 Logged on 2017-08-11 17:49 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes and block depth. if you make segwit tx a to me at height 1 and i put it into a normal tx at block 2, i can spend it from block 3 as my bitcoin, the segwitnmess is gone out of it. to steal it from me, one has to rewind all the way to block 1 again. which is possible, but expensive as the chain builds.
23:17 a111 Logged on 2017-08-11 17:52 mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the substantial weakness segwit adds to bitcoin chain security is that witout it, one needs the power to unwind the chain AND the keys of old txn to steal bitcoin. whereas with it, one only needs the hash power, as anyone can spend the segwit shit.
23:18 mircea_popescu there's this pattern in usg attempts to subvert bitcoin, as discussed in that thread and generally in the logs ; it's "success" depends on the ignorance of the userbase, which is what separates very sharply the bitcoin "users" into republican and imperial sets. the latter have some dust and reddit.
23:19 ckang i heard something the other day which may be of concern soon
23:20 ckang but a CPA was sent a letter asking him to report any clients he had who dealt with crypto
23:20 mircea_popescu this is ancient news.
23:20 ckang yea he just got it last week
23:20 ckang was it published anywhere yet?
23:20 ckang if not i can see if he will scan it
23:21 mircea_popescu illegal as all fuck, but then again http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-09#1794697 and all that.
23:21 a111 Logged on 2018-04-09 15:42 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there was also that hellvig lawsuit (which afaik went exactly the same place all other "rule of law" challenges to notes-from-stalin ever went)
23:21 mircea_popescu usg has laws in the sense any bully has principles.
23:21 mircea_popescu ckang have him scan it ; qntra will want to publish it, if you don't break down and make a proper blog before that.
23:21 mircea_popescu (do make a blog. it's an immensely important anchor for your online identity and the power you build on it)
23:22 ckang but to beat a bully you need to be on a more level field
23:22 mircea_popescu not really.
23:22 ckang well he said he would be down to do it but he wanted to make sure it went to other CPAs also
23:22 mircea_popescu "god doesn't beat with the stick".
23:22 ckang so it cant be traced back to his firm if that makes sense
23:23 ckang ill ask him next time i see him though
23:26 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: pretty sure this is in full alignment with current paper usg.law -- recall, they stripped away immunities from shrinks, priests, wives, etc. why not also cpa.
23:26 mircea_popescu ckang if he wants to come online i can explain to him how to publish it so it is not traceable in that way. see also http://btcbase.org/log/2017-08-29#1704530
23:26 a111 Logged on 2017-08-29 01:02 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo do we have the famous pdf unicorn-coconut or whatever took to the inept competition instead of bringing to qntra, resulting in a jail term for her ?
23:27 mircea_popescu back when some imbecile went to fake news media rather than coming to qntra, got sent to jail for it, STILL did not admit there exists no media online besides qntra.
23:27 mircea_popescu asciilifeform certainly.
23:28 ckang mircea_popescu: yea hes a sharp guy but i dont want to pressure him into anything uncomfortable, him mentioning it though was the first i heard of these letters being mass mailed
23:28 mircea_popescu it's still on my fucking liver, that episode. so whistleblower goes to "media", they publish her fucking pdfs with the yellow dots untouched, she gets sent to jail, at which point the ENTIRE fucking faux establishment somehow still does not end. how thje fuck!
23:28 mircea_popescu ckang sure.
23:28 ckang im sure places like coinbase are going to be the the more important things they would worry about
23:29 ckang who would tell their cpa about crypto holdings anyways lol
23:29 mircea_popescu hey, i moved enough paper money into argentina to ruin its government a few years ago. they can worry until they fucking fall over for all the good it's gonna do them.
23:29 mircea_popescu for all practical purposes money is now outside of the control of fiat pretend-sovereigns.
23:31 ckang yea, curious how much loss of wealth will be reported this year sorta
23:31 mircea_popescu reporting is not an imperial strength.
23:31 ckang the folks that refinanced their houses at 19k
23:31 mircea_popescu did they manage to get a budget yet ?
23:31 ckang and decided to go all in
23:32 ckang probably not super common but theres stories of it i see popping up here and there
23:32 mircea_popescu ckang amusingly, selling us based real estate on the market and buying bitcoin at 20k is not actually a bad deal. even with bitcoin at 7k now.
23:33 mircea_popescu consider a simple example : you get divorced. or arrested. or "suspected" of "crime". what's the real estate you "owned" worth now ?
23:33 mircea_popescu because teh bitcoin ain't going anywhere, the "judge" can hold his breath until he's done dicking about.
23:33 ckang yea thats true, you can literally take it to your grave
23:33 ckang unlike anything else
23:34 mircea_popescu the fantasy the empire is living is that "nobody can be poor enough to starve". the only meaning of which is, "nobody can have any incentive to hold anything besides bitcoin".
23:34 ckang anything material has to be thrown out, sold, etc...
23:35 mircea_popescu quite a lulzy implementation of the whole "do not build yourself perishable treasures" meme.
23:35 ckang heh not familiar with that one
23:35 mircea_popescu really ? it's the cornerstone of "protestant" ideology.
23:35 mircea_popescu as in, the xtian sect.
23:36 ckang im not well read in theology by any means
23:36 ckang i just know that they are christian
23:37 mircea_popescu so you never heard of "Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moths and vermin destroy, and where thieves break in and steal." and all that ?
23:38 mircea_popescu it's a xtian thing, "gospel by matthew". here : https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+6%3A19-34&version=NIV
23:38 ckang ive mostly just lived under the "cant take it to the grave or regret it when dead" idea
23:39 mircea_popescu technically bitcoin you can't take to grave either, the passive result of dead keys is a slight increase in the value of circulating bitcoin.
23:39 mircea_popescu but whether this properly means you have taken it or you haven't taken it is very much an open question of metaphysics, "what is the meaning of taking".
23:39 ckang it would take too long to brute force it though
23:40 ckang or could rather
23:40 ckang has there been any studies done on that?
23:40 mircea_popescu ckang the idea isn't you bruteforce it, the idea is that in between world A, where 100 people living have 1 btc each, and world A', where 99 people living and 1 person dead have 1 bitcoin each, is that the apparent value of the bitcoin will be 101% in A` vs A.
23:40 mircea_popescu but no, you're not going to bruteforce a key.
23:41 ckang hmm yea, true, didnt think about it from that angle
23:41 ckang i mean with enough clockcycles anything can be brute forced
23:41 ckang its just on what timescale
23:42 ckang and cost:reward
23:42 mircea_popescu ckang the timescale involved in bruteforcing a bitcoin address exceeds the computable capacity of an alternate universe in which every single atom extant would be part of an ideal processor working at it.
23:42 mircea_popescu in other words : it will never happen, the world ends first.
23:42 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-11#1795922 << this is broken in the same way as the subjects of http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-03#1792556 discussion.
23:42 a111 Logged on 2018-04-11 01:20 lobbes: speed of implementation really (I got other tmsr irons in fire). I figured I could get a tickerbot up and running quicker just using a gribble instance >> http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-10#1795728
23:42 a111 Logged on 2018-04-03 18:39 mircea_popescu: lobbes the only important consideration here is that design is not a haphazard activity driven by occurence and circumstance. that's implementation. design is a deductive activity, it proceeds from first principles and does not break faith.
23:42 ckang yea thats why i was just wondering if anyone has done a paper about it ;)
23:43 ckang just thought it would be a fun read
23:43 mircea_popescu ckang it's one of the things people do for their own satisfaction, but your question isn't without marrow. let's see here...
23:43 ckang the scaling comparisons i like for some reason
23:43 ckang like you can fit X somethings in a Y
23:44 ckang that just show the magnitude of something
23:46 mircea_popescu ckang here's the basic likbez : a bitcoin address (which is what keeps funds) is built out of a chaining of crypto functions : https://en.bitcoin.it/w/images/en/thumb/4/48/Address_map.jpg/700px-Address_map.jpg
23:46 ckang oh wow, ive never seen it broken down like that
23:47 asciilifeform 1 caveat re 'brute force needs machine the size of 10^bignum universes running for 10^biggernum yrs' is that it presumes a flat keyspace. whereas if instead you can exclude large chunks ( because, e.g., winblowz rng is known to never output'em , or some other likewise ) ...
23:47 ckang i didnd even know base58 was a thing
23:47 ckang didnt*
23:48 mircea_popescu the proper formula is : address = ripemd160(sha256(secret)). to go from an address to its corresponding private key (which is what "bruteforce" requires in this context) you'd have to reverse a ripemd160 and a sha256 op.
23:51 ckang sounds like a good research paper for some mathematics major ;)
23:51 ckang thesis or something
23:53 mircea_popescu admitting the merkle-damgard construction (what ripemd is built out of, see http://homes.esat.kuleuven.be/~bosselae/ripemd160.html ) does not have a backdoor, and that sha256 doesn't have a backdoor, you are looking at something like 256 bits of entropy involved.
23:53 mircea_popescu there's also some ecdsa involved, but that's cryptographically less valuable.
23:54 mircea_popescu but, for the expert minds tuned in : ckang 's question does not, as we currently stand, have a published canonical answer i can link him to. if you write it, i will link it next time someone asks.
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