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00:00 asciilifeform but i'm not, so all i can do is to suggest this here, as 'easy path to glory and fame.'
00:02 asciilifeform there is perhaps a third enigma,
00:03 asciilifeform if the item posited in (2) existed, why are there so few pubkeys which break trivially ?
00:03 asciilifeform presently i have only one hypothesis.
00:05 asciilifeform i will leave it as rot13 - znyjner be bgurejvfr rkgreany vaqvivqhnyyl-gnvyberq, if znff, fnobgntr bs n ctcgeba.
00:05 asciilifeform see if yours is same as mine.
00:07 trinque mass sabotage would be far messier, more risk of discovery
00:07 asciilifeform imho we can rule out mass.
00:07 asciilifeform generating unmassaged (no primality test) p and q in ALMOST ALL cases leads to a trivially phuctorable key.
00:07 asciilifeform try it yourself.
00:08 asciilifeform so it could NOT have been 'all keys made with proggy P.'
00:08 asciilifeform unless P had only a dozen users.
00:08 asciilifeform ~but quite easily~ could have been 'proggy P in circumstance C'
00:09 asciilifeform for a P with ~any number~ of users.
00:09 asciilifeform elementarily.
00:15 ben_vulpes phf, asciilifeform: any experience with "mocl"?
00:16 asciilifeform nope
00:16 asciilifeform looks like payware.
00:17 ben_vulpes well yes
00:17 asciilifeform i wonder what common lisp they ripped off.
00:17 asciilifeform (sbcl is, iirc, bsd-licensed, so they could have 'legitimately' walked off with it, for instance)
00:17 ben_vulpes my guess is clozure
00:18 ben_vulpes but i do not know how apache 2 plays into it
00:18 asciilifeform waiwut
00:19 ben_vulpes am i...no?
00:19 ben_vulpes reading this incorrectly?
00:19 asciilifeform reading what?
00:20 ben_vulpes implications of clozure cl being licensed under apache 2.0
00:20 asciilifeform i have nfi, haven't used ccl in yearz
00:23 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475427 << briefly returning to this thread, there is a remaining possibility - that at one point there were ~many more~ phuctorable pubkeys extant, but most were somehow purged, 'accidented' from sks. with that in mind i would ask for whosoever might know of a historic (1990s vintage) archive of pgp keyz.
00:23 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 04:08 asciilifeform: so it could NOT have been 'all keys made with proggy P.'
00:23 asciilifeform we may be seeing a remnant.
00:26 asciilifeform oh and it's been a while,
00:26 asciilifeform curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i ".mil"
00:27 asciilifeform 25
00:27 asciilifeform curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i ".gov"
00:27 asciilifeform 9
00:27 asciilifeform curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/sadmods | grep -c -i ".edu"
00:27 asciilifeform 132
00:28 * asciilifeform bbl.
00:34 asciilifeform can't resist, http://verysimple.com/2013/06/21/not-knowing-what-else-to-do-i-baked-a-cake
00:38 BingoBoingo lol
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00:53 deedbot [Qntra] Phishing Industry Shifts To Ransomware - http://qntra.net/2016/06/phishing-industry-shifts-to-ransomware/
01:07 ben_vulpes holy fucknuggets
01:09 BingoBoingo Which fucknuggets are you worshipping today?
01:09 ben_vulpes https://github.com/jasonhinkle/php-gpg << from asciilifeform's link
01:09 ben_vulpes the roadside shrine of phpcrypto
01:10 BingoBoingo Aha, that is a fine set of fucknuggets.
01:11 ben_vulpes blessed be those who port c to php
01:16 BingoBoingo Blessed Be
01:20 mod6 lol
01:28 deedbot [» Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Fellow astronauts, sure. Fellow “American proles”, hmm… - http://www.contravex.com/2016/06/02/fellow-astronauts-sure-fellow-american-proles-hmm/
01:33 ben_vulpes http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475434 << this is actually very interesting
01:33 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 04:16 asciilifeform: looks like payware.
01:33 ben_vulpes i am likely going to buy a license because what, i pay half that per year per staff member just to derp on ios shits with some modicum less of friction
01:35 ben_vulpes someone made a cool thing that appeals to certain of my perversities, so i throw the fellow a bone. bonus points, i can write toys for my own phone without having to retch about obj-c or swift constantly, or use one of the eldritch js horrors
01:35 ben_vulpes worst case scenario /i never use it/
01:36 ben_vulpes somewhat less bad, i use it, find it somewhere on the freeshare shit spectrum
01:37 ben_vulpes freeware*
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08:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform solrodar dude has solved the bounty problem, permanently.
08:03 mircea_popescu i'd rather give bitcoin 20 at a time to the dedicated bob becks than 1 at a time to their 20 year junior worm phase.
08:04 mircea_popescu bounty is for tits and naught else.
08:07 mircea_popescu and while on it : a) wake me up when ivy league is not only free to entry but pays "bounty" to some lazy ass fuckwads for doing the fucking course work and b) the notion that this place will always be free as in beer to join is the height of ridiculousness.
08:09 mircea_popescu (weirdly enough, how is it that the "bounty" experience has failed to inform your opinoin of bounties, much like the "new pogo" has failed to inform your opinion of "oh noes end of pogos" ?)
08:10 mircea_popescu must be some sort of "this is how things MUST BE i say, and i dun care what the lab results show" sorta item.
08:12 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475422 << that the herd is instinctively repelled by pgp, much like soap, so it's perfectly possible NOBODY uses some arbitrary windows offering. much like in the "creative writer and activist"'s house, the broom's not nearly as worn down as the mirror.
08:12 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 04:05 asciilifeform: see if yours is same as mine.
08:13 shinohai morning #trilema
08:18 mircea_popescu hola
08:21 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
08:21 gribble Current Blocks: 414609 | Current Difficulty: 1.99312067531243E11 | Next Difficulty At Block: 415295 | Next Difficulty In: 686 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 19 hours, 56 minutes, and 37 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: None | Estimated Percent Change: None
08:28 shinohai dammit Qntra feed died on twitter overnight
08:35 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475465 << really should be c++ to javascript.
08:35 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 05:11 ben_vulpes: blessed be those who port c to php
08:35 mircea_popescu think about all those memory offsets that suddenly can't be ints anymore.
08:38 mircea_popescu and here's something for BingoBoingo : https://parts-unknown.org/reading/2016/06/02/neverhillary-why-some-progressives-reject-hillary-clinton-daily-bullshit-june-2-2016/
08:38 mircea_popescu random redditard whining paroxistic because hillary is "not equalitarian enough".
08:40 mircea_popescu the about page is also pretty humorous.
08:51 shinohai BingoBoingo: would you publish an article titled "21 dot co releases rebranded crack rock for the reddit niggers" ?
08:52 mircea_popescu what's the crack rock ?
08:54 shinohai crack rock being an adafruit sensor the simply rebranded and called their own
08:55 shinohai 'We're gonna make pennies a day selling the data this thing collects guise!"
08:55 shinohai ./end rant
08:56 mircea_popescu lol schmucks
08:56 mircea_popescu im sure it's yet another "technical leader" company consisting of the skeleton administrative crew of a failed dropshipper.
08:58 shinohai I'm on @21's shitlist for showing them the picture of the Bitcoin "embassy" from trilema.
08:58 shinohai God I love trilema mircea_popescu ...it triggers so many people.
09:00 mircea_popescu yeah, a bunch of idiots.
09:02 shinohai It's a great sieve,
09:02 shinohai or litmus test, however you prefer
09:03 mircea_popescu i prefer :p
09:08 mircea_popescu holy shit the stuff adafruit has on sale.
09:08 mircea_popescu it has never been this great to be a teenager, i swear.
09:08 mircea_popescu if one could somehow be protected from his imbecile ecofeminist mother / limpdick sec compliance father, that is.
09:14 deedbot [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 721678451 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Sean Spillane (For public distribution. Will sign given adequate ID and authentication.) <tokuchan@gmail.com>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/864781822CD97BF399CC69446EAE99375685C425D99C61E0CF8F043C623E7772
09:15 shinohai When I was child, we only had radioshack kits and such
09:16 shinohai Forrest Mims books, etc
09:20 mircea_popescu yeah we could never make as cool robots as kid can today
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09:41 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475511 << holy shit
09:41 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 13:14 deedbot: [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 721678451 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'Sean Spillane (For public distribution. Will sign given adequate ID and authentication.) <tokuchan@gmail.com>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/864781822CD97BF399CC69446EAE99375685C425D99C61E0CF8F043C623E7772
09:41 asciilifeform check it out.
09:42 mircea_popescu ordinary enough looking 4096 key what.
09:42 asciilifeform a modern gpg key
09:42 asciilifeform this is from the delta.
09:43 mircea_popescu i'm sure hanno boeck had it in his list.
09:43 asciilifeform no mirrorings or other nonsense either.
09:44 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475480 << as is usually the case, mircea_popescu is the grim plague doctor, complete with beak, telling us exactly when death will come - and pretty much always on target.
09:44 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 12:09 mircea_popescu: (weirdly enough, how is it that the "bounty" experience has failed to inform your opinoin of bounties, much like the "new pogo" has failed to inform your opinion of "oh noes end of pogos" ?)
09:46 asciilifeform bounties dun work...
09:46 mircea_popescu they do, but not for this purpose.
09:47 mircea_popescu bounties work to get the juvenile sister of consummate junkie delivered on the cheap. hence http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-23#1470766
09:47 a111 Logged on 2016-05-23 15:08 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform not even a matter of sons ; the usg has no sons, nor any vigor in the seed. it's a matter of desperation - everything americans don't buy, the chinese buy, take apart and move to china.
09:47 mircea_popescu that selfsame bounty does not work to somehow magically turn junkie into person.
09:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform https://www.adafruit.com/products/561 << incidentally it turns out laser cut acrylic is/would have been just as cool as we thought.
09:54 deedbot [Trilema] Qntra (S.QNTR) May 2016 Statement - http://trilema.com/2016/qntra-sqntr-may-2016-statement/
10:02 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475509 << what's so great there? the brain-rotting 'arduino' sets that make it possible to 'build robot' in php and without knowing what electric circuit is or ever learning to wire light bulb?
10:02 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 13:08 mircea_popescu: it has never been this great to be a teenager, i swear.
10:03 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475513 << these were at least not wholly devoid of actual physics.
10:03 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 13:16 shinohai: Forrest Mims books, etc
10:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i was looking at the sensors
10:04 mircea_popescu they got great sensors, what. not the sort of item that can be usefully made in kitchen.
10:04 asciilifeform (phun phakt: mims was apparently an infamous 'creationist' advocate)
10:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: cheap solid state gyros were prolly the 1 serious advance of the 2000s
10:05 asciilifeform hence the proliferation of flying toys
10:05 mircea_popescu yeah, and no small matter, esp for the age.
10:09 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475482 << '90s were the era of mindless 'cipherpunk', pgp was 'the mirror' rather than 'the broom', mountains of pubkeys from that era
10:09 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 12:12 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475422 << that the herd is instinctively repelled by pgp, much like soap, so it's perfectly possible NOBODY uses some arbitrary windows offering. much like in the "creative writer and activist"'s house, the broom's not nearly as worn down as the mirror.
10:09 mircea_popescu aha.
10:10 asciilifeform ergo i expect that trivial keyz were not simply a matter of 'proggy P'.
10:10 asciilifeform but 'P + diddler D'.
10:11 mircea_popescu why not ? what you say and what i say aren't in any sense exclusive. yes it was the time of a horde of imbeciles "saving hte world". the behaviour of such horde is exactly as per the soap example. an item will not be used because it exists and is useful ; consequently existence and functionality aren't predictive.
10:11 asciilifeform something, i expect, quite simple, just put in a JMP over the primality check .
10:11 mircea_popescu certainly a possibility.
10:12 asciilifeform it was 'perfect crime', quite deniable (these folks are obsessed with 'non-attributability')
10:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'unwashed herd avoids pgp like soap' is hard to square with 'the vast majority of pgp pubkeys date to that period'... no?
10:14 mircea_popescu nope. not anymore than "unwashed herd avoids music like soap" is hard to square with "vast majority of mp4 kilobytes date from period"
10:15 * asciilifeform stumped
10:15 shinohai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475538 <<< thankfully, books never had prayers to Jeebus thanking him for silicon before project assembly.
10:15 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 14:04 asciilifeform: (phun phakt: mims was apparently an infamous 'creationist' advocate)
10:15 asciilifeform shinohai: well-compartmentalized fella
10:16 shinohai As it should be.
10:17 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475471 << ben_vulpes where did i ever say that you ought not to buy it..?
10:17 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 05:33 ben_vulpes: i am likely going to buy a license because what, i pay half that per year per staff member just to derp on ios shits with some modicum less of friction
10:17 asciilifeform if it worx it may be just what doctor ordered for ben_vulpes
10:17 asciilifeform and his salt mine
10:18 asciilifeform alternatively ben_vulpes could simply build, e.g., ecl, for ios
10:18 mircea_popescu for the record, as ridiculous as the whole "earth was created ~30k years ago by a trickster that salted it with fossils to fuck with you" is ; it is no more or less ridiculous (seeing how absolutes aren't comparable) than all sorts of commonly accepted idiocies. such as the notion that man "always" had some sort of "equality" notion, along with a whole host of imbecile anachronisms the general herd entertains ; or that humani
10:18 mircea_popescu ty evolved 50k years ago ; or that "temperatures have been raising", or or or.
10:18 mircea_popescu tons of inept shit people believe, chiefly because of the convenient insulation time provides.
10:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: nobody cancelled religious batshit
10:19 mircea_popescu it doesn't become religious until someone extracts some spurious "should" and starts throwing it at others.
10:19 asciilifeform folks only make up new flavours.
10:22 asciilifeform re earlier, 721678451 has factor 13.
10:23 asciilifeform fella is one of them random int as modulus folk.
10:24 mircea_popescu i wonder why these are so rarely even.
10:24 asciilifeform not 1 iirc
10:24 mircea_popescu shouldn't about 3/4 be ?
10:24 asciilifeform because even can be seen by naked eye
10:24 mircea_popescu so he rolls 2 ints, randomly. that neither come out even is 1/4
10:25 asciilifeform aha.
10:25 asciilifeform thing is, key generator sets last bit.
10:25 mircea_popescu what naked eye ? i paste you a pubkey and you tell me if it's even by looking at the armor ?
10:25 mircea_popescu a something like that ? what about 3 then.
10:25 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: pgpdump -i
10:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform your ideas of "naked eye" ever wonder me.
10:26 mircea_popescu anyway, by the same logic, about half should be divisible by 3. scarcely any are.
10:26 asciilifeform naked eye =~ hex editor
10:26 mircea_popescu mno.
10:26 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: we had a few 3
10:26 mircea_popescu naked eye SPECIFICALLY means, NOT hex editor.
10:26 mircea_popescu asciilifeform but not nearly enough
10:27 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it means what, ethernet cable on tongue ?
10:27 mircea_popescu it meas that, naked eye.
10:27 danielpbarron mircea_popescu> for the record, as ridiculous as the whole "earth was created ~30k years ago << more like ~6.1k years ago
10:27 mircea_popescu like for instance, nipples are visible to the naked eye.
10:27 mircea_popescu danielpbarron why .1 ?
10:28 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: if it came in over the wire, it isn't visible in the nipple sense, period. yer stuck with toolz
10:28 mircea_popescu the logical construction of "naked eye" in this context is, visible in the armored pubkey as user is expected to manipulate. whadda ya want now.
10:28 danielpbarron that's about how long it's been if you add up the years between all the guys listed in the geneology in The Bible, and then add how long it's been ~since Christ
10:29 asciilifeform everybody seems to use the same english bishop's figure
10:29 mircea_popescu danielpbarron why even bother, rather than declare a number, and preferably a platonic number or something, and then forever stick to that. "it's been 3600 years ago".
10:30 mircea_popescu 100 years from now, still 3600 years ago. same explanations can be produced.
10:31 danielpbarron that wouldn't be true; that's why bother
10:31 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: reminds me, one of the core idiocies of the pgp armour format is that it conceals screaming braindamage just fine
10:31 asciilifeform whereas ordinary hex would not.
10:31 mircea_popescu whether anything is true or not is a complex matter ; but it could be arguabe ~to the same standard~.
10:31 mircea_popescu ie, that it may seem like stuff is around proving otherwise, but it was planted.
10:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform word.
10:33 danielpbarron even the star-light is 'planted' in that those stars couldn't possibly have been burning for billions of years
10:34 mircea_popescu well, so then. 3600 years ago.
10:40 shinohai My mind is boggled that danielpbarron could actually believe earth is only 6.1k years old.
10:41 asciilifeform shinohai: a good chunk of usa does
10:41 asciilifeform though most forget to add the delta
10:41 shinohai I know *that* asciilifeform ... I live in so-called Bible Belt
10:41 shinohai Where the word of Ken Hamm reigns over Bill Nye
10:41 asciilifeform and end up with something like mircea_popescu's suggested system with constant
10:42 asciilifeform who the everliving fuck is nye
10:43 mod6 bill nye, the science guy
10:43 asciilifeform mmok
10:43 * mod6 laughs
10:44 shinohai That debate was one of the lulzier things I have ever watched.
10:45 mircea_popescu ftr, the "official" notion as to the age of the universe is not ~fundamentally~ better than the "3600 years ago, fixed value".
10:45 mircea_popescu they're both the result of application of faith.
10:50 mod6 faith that instruments and math/physics are correct?
10:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the specific number - yes.
10:51 mircea_popescu well, no, bit what instruments specifically ? what math ?
10:51 mircea_popescu it's all a matter of "hey, check out how well these variables fit". "mmmkay ?"
10:51 mircea_popescu that happens to be exactly the same argument supporting the 3600 year world ; except with different equations.
10:51 asciilifeform whereas lower bound, such as 'this star if is far off, i can di parallax arithmetic, yes, and measured speed of light personally' - no.
10:53 mircea_popescu asciilifeform let's say that the resulting "age of universe" constant is more a function of what subset of experimental data you look at ; than anything else.
10:54 asciilifeform only really makes sense to treat it as lower bound
10:54 mircea_popescu for that matter we know for a fact that speed of light isn't a constant at large timescales.
10:54 mircea_popescu there are all sorts of problems once you get out of the 3600 year bubble, so to speak.
10:54 asciilifeform or that we aren't the ants in 'sim ant' whatever
10:54 mircea_popescu hence a certain quaint oldstyle philosopher merit in the stance. "fuck you, you don't know anything" said diogenes in his 3600 yo tub.
10:56 asciilifeform the basic problem of 'let's calculate age of universe' is that you end with an untestable result.
10:56 mircea_popescu even the sentence as stated, "oh, universe begun x bn years ago". "really, it was years ? what spun around what sun, that top of a mother of yours ?"
10:56 asciilifeform it is a dead end in that sense
10:58 mircea_popescu "a proper prince's penis should be as long as my thumb" said the 12 yo princess in her diary.
10:58 mircea_popescu cuz she'd know. allll about princes and penii.
10:58 asciilifeform good heuristic is not to bother calculating anything you can't ~do~ anything with.
10:59 mircea_popescu and yes, "lower bound", you know ? like this : "if the universe ends up being less old than X, we'll have to re-do all these calculations, somehow. i have no idea how the fuck, so let's hope it doesn't happen - and also thar mars rises on time. fucking precession.
11:00 mircea_popescu what happened when the planet didn't appear on time ? they took the whole plumbing of math and physics and instruments apart.
11:00 asciilifeform aha.
11:01 mircea_popescu that event had repeated itself > 100 times by now, or at least had, in the 90s when i stopped tracking.
11:01 mircea_popescu physics the ended science.
11:01 asciilifeform physics was ~over in '45.
11:01 mircea_popescu sure, and in 1895
11:02 asciilifeform nah that's idiocy.
11:02 mircea_popescu i guess you stopped tracking earlier than me.
11:03 asciilifeform modern day unphysics is made of a thousand little adelberger scum.
11:03 asciilifeform $s adelberger
11:03 a111 15 results for "adelberger", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=adelberger
11:04 mircea_popescu sure, plenty of that. but no, for the same money you could say 1915 physics is made of perpetuum mobile quacks.
11:04 asciilifeform kill'em all and physics ~might~ have another season in it. like neglected houseplant
11:04 asciilifeform crawling with parasites
11:05 mircea_popescu it's moved into a big data phase
11:05 mircea_popescu (incidentally, the deep reason "government" as in, the united retards, are so fixated on big data is simply because that's what physics has been doing since ~80s
11:05 asciilifeform aka 'stamp collecting' in feynman's words.
11:05 mircea_popescu it's not exactly improductive)
11:05 mod6 haha. 'united retards'
11:06 mircea_popescu looky alf : it's fucking broken. we know it's broken. there's no fixing this. gotta collect stamps because gotta start somewhere.
11:06 mod6 that's totally its new name
11:06 asciilifeform it produces nothing but sales for hdd makers.
11:06 mircea_popescu lotta classification work in nature before anatomy became a thing
11:06 mircea_popescu eh.
11:06 asciilifeform stamp collecting with 0 idea wtf yer doing and why instantly devolves to demonology.
11:07 mircea_popescu there. is. no. alternative!
11:07 asciilifeform and yields 'golf clubs' and 'hockey sticks'.
11:07 mircea_popescu there's no way out of it. "physics" is not a thing. the paradigm is too broken to rescue.
11:07 asciilifeform the alternative is that it is 1920s germany and men are men.
11:08 mircea_popescu eh get out, and solid state gyros are a thing of the devil ?
11:08 mircea_popescu you can't recan ants.
11:08 asciilifeform solid state gyros were implicit in lilienfeld's (yes, 20s!) transistor.
11:08 mircea_popescu le sigh.
11:09 asciilifeform that it took 80y to get them out is testament to the disease of the century.
11:10 mircea_popescu point remains, the way ahead is probably going to be automated maths (as we discussed re v a year ago) applied to immense reams of data. just like in genetics, and so following.
11:10 mircea_popescu science as "fits in head" is not exactly practicable anymore.
11:11 asciilifeform that's a surrender, may as well go back to trees.
11:11 asciilifeform the only actual knowledge is what fits in heads.
11:11 asciilifeform even if only 1 head, anywhere.
11:11 mircea_popescu yeah well, good luck with that. nosce te ipsum's a bridge too far
11:11 mircea_popescu you don't fit in your own head.
11:12 asciilifeform automated proofs are usg crapolade, i speak as a reformed and repented purveyor
11:12 mircea_popescu i wasn't discussing that.
11:12 mircea_popescu need i dig up the link ?
11:13 asciilifeform 'science by machine' is merely nsa datacentre by other name.
11:14 asciilifeform 'we forgot how to synthesize so let's collect shiny shings, like a crow'
11:14 mircea_popescu says the man who believes pgpdump -i to be "naked eye"
11:14 asciilifeform but it is! shows me the bits that are there.
11:14 mircea_popescu IT shows you the bits that are there.
11:14 mircea_popescu you're the cunt in this relationship. the penis, is ITS.
11:15 asciilifeform i could connect cable to tape and view tape with iron filings, and in fact have, and get same effect.
11:15 mircea_popescu naked eye means no one's showing you anything, you're seeing. opposite situation.
11:15 mircea_popescu and in physics, you could spend 10bn years with a spaceship and a huge fly net, get same effect.
11:16 asciilifeform difference is that one you can actually do. in 10,001 entirely different but isomorphic ways.
11:17 * asciilifeform straps on fresh gas mask
11:17 mircea_popescu that's exactly what i was talking about ; no idea why you colored it in idiocy-du-jour nsa crapolade./
11:17 asciilifeform because 'big data'.
11:25 mircea_popescu myeah, risque i guess.
11:25 mircea_popescu what'd you have me call it ? take the cern cyclotron as the flagship example.
11:25 asciilifeform it is flagship example of physics's rotting corpse.
11:25 asciilifeform massive employment program for adelbergers and their catamites.
11:26 mircea_popescu right, in the sense that it went as far as tesla-style can go
11:26 mircea_popescu and it's broken there.
11:26 asciilifeform 'tesla-style' works with lone crackpot and limited resources. because he has the incentive to ~synthesize~
11:27 asciilifeform when you pile up usgola, you get megalomaniacal constructions with 0 insight. precisely the calutron from the previous thread.
11:27 mircea_popescu the item in question is neither.
11:27 mircea_popescu what exactly "megalomaniacal" ? i dun get it. it's a tool.
11:27 asciilifeform the item in question is 'benevolent inca empire wants to give $billion to physics' but you can't give 'to physics' because that's somewhere between 0 to 3 guys and nobody's gonna give some unwashed weirdos a $b
11:28 asciilifeform so they give it to 'physicists' which is 10,001 bob becks.
11:28 asciilifeform and their students.
11:28 mircea_popescu is icbm fuel tank "megalomaniacal" because of parochial view that ride-on lawnmower tank "should be enough for everyone" ?
11:28 asciilifeform and they build massive pyramid and 'physics is happy'
11:28 asciilifeform icmb was not research tool, it solved specific problem.
11:28 mircea_popescu well, it could be such a thing, in fiction.
11:28 asciilifeform and in fact korolev suffered when yangel offered to solve SAME problem 100x cheaper with solid fuels.
11:28 asciilifeform (which has 0 space exploration potential)
11:29 asciilifeform all modern icbm are of this type.
11:29 mircea_popescu i don't follow the logic here.
11:30 asciilifeform logic being that icbm was not a pure 'let's build pyramid to show how massive the imperial cock' exercise. it had measurable goals, like building bridge.
11:30 mircea_popescu but you seem to have attached in a random spot to my comparison, that wasn't in any sense contemplated in the original discussion.
11:30 mircea_popescu what is this, ricochet thinking with very angry people ?
11:30 asciilifeform my contention is that cern is not doing physics.
11:31 asciilifeform but something else.
11:31 mircea_popescu and you base this on anything other than "it's large and i don't exactly understand how it functions" ?
11:31 asciilifeform and physics is what, e.g., schrodinger, did.
11:31 asciilifeform actually i understand pretty well how the thing works.
11:31 mircea_popescu because neither of these are, substantially, bars to its being physics.
11:31 mircea_popescu ok so then what is the objection ?!
11:31 asciilifeform that there is no synthesis.
11:31 mircea_popescu it's a detector! it's jobn is to detect!
11:31 mircea_popescu wtf synthesis ?
11:32 asciilifeform and that 'strings' are bunkum, and until the last 'strings' proponent is purged, there is no physics.
11:32 asciilifeform they EXPLICITLY rejected testability as a value.
11:32 mircea_popescu it's not related with "strings" other than, finally universally accepted proof they're nonsense.
11:32 mircea_popescu uh...
11:33 asciilifeform where are the massive piles of burning paper, topped off by 10,001 hog-tied lifelong string practitioners ?
11:33 mircea_popescu again, it's a detector, not a guillotine.
11:33 asciilifeform my objection is not even to expensive detectors.
11:33 asciilifeform but that it is ~all~ we have.
11:34 asciilifeform and likewise that schrodinger et all were able to get pretty far without costly detectors, and i do not regard it as 'they had low-hanging fruit'
11:35 asciilifeform the other thing is that the presence of the costly detector may very well subtract more from the field, in its adelberger gatekeeper creation, than it ever could add.
11:35 asciilifeform consider how the eotvos thing went.
11:35 asciilifeform is the presence of the 2 eotvos balances a net positive? or would we actually have a handle on schwartz's result if everyone was STUCK with my $50k version of the experiment (calorimeter.)
11:35 mircea_popescu well, the reason that is all we have is that previous physics died in a pool of its own vomit ; and that current math is not up to the task of supporting a repair.
11:35 mircea_popescu it'd be a major overhaul.
11:36 asciilifeform this is PRECISELY mircea_popescu's argument in favour of 'symbolics died and it was good, we dodged a bullet'
11:36 mircea_popescu and that math is insufficient is already seen in, say, protein study.
11:36 asciilifeform 'having 3 computers is worse than none'
11:36 asciilifeform because creates priests.
11:36 mircea_popescu so let it create priests.
11:37 mircea_popescu the notion that the computer "creates" priests is not unlike the 3yo's notion that THE CHAIR ~made it~ stumble.
11:37 mircea_popescu idiots will idiot, it's what they do.
11:37 asciilifeform adelberger would be ~nothing~ without his $B toy.
11:37 mircea_popescu he's nothing with or without, what.
11:37 asciilifeform would have 0 power to prevent schwartz.
11:37 mircea_popescu "his", spare me.
11:37 asciilifeform 'his' in the same sense a usg carrier is the captain's.
11:38 mircea_popescu well, principally schwartz has power to prevent schwartz. usually through variations of imgur thing.
11:38 asciilifeform mircea_popescu earlier conceded that the 50k calorimeter would not constitute proof... iirc
11:38 mircea_popescu to whom ? to them, no.
11:38 asciilifeform that 'adelberger's torsion balance or it didn't happen'
11:38 mircea_popescu gotta know when you have the ~obligation~ to join the terrorists.
11:38 asciilifeform sorta what i said to schwartz !
11:39 mircea_popescu people like to delude themselves about all sorts of optionalities that they neither have nor could exist.
11:39 asciilifeform he had a very particular problem
11:39 asciilifeform it was that his relationship with physics crackpots for last 30 yrs is ~same as mircea_popescu's - with bitcoin scammers
11:39 asciilifeform he spent multiple hours, every day, unpaid, spraying pesticide in sci.physics etc
11:39 mircea_popescu that's not much of a problem is it ?
11:39 asciilifeform putting 10,001 kinds of pretentious idiots in their place
11:39 asciilifeform well it was a problem in the sense that
11:40 asciilifeform he did not see anywhere to go other than ~to them~
11:40 mircea_popescu this is a problem.
11:40 mircea_popescu of schwartz's.
11:40 asciilifeform because that is ~where you go~ when you're drummed out of mainstream physics.
11:40 asciilifeform there is not yet a 3rd planet.
11:40 mircea_popescu i dun follow the logic. what ?
11:40 asciilifeform a 'mircea_popescu institute of physics' or whatnot.
11:40 mircea_popescu dude what insistute wtf.
11:41 asciilifeform the logic is that the result of 50k eotvos goes straight to /dev/null.
11:41 asciilifeform no one will read, use, extend, whatever.
11:41 mircea_popescu "how can i be an independent married woman" "you can't be" "but i want to live like i please and make my own decisions and also have fambly and stuff" "shut the fuck up, you're too stupid to breathe"
11:41 mircea_popescu sigh.
11:41 asciilifeform the only folks who will read are the idiot grade-school educated 'physicists' who contemplate 'chemtrails'.
11:42 asciilifeform understand, the circle of folks with actual education is ~small~
11:42 mircea_popescu looky, if you want to do things FOR SUCH REASONS, you have absolutely no business deluding yourself with notions of "science" or whatever.
11:42 mircea_popescu you're just another retarded teenage whore with a narcissism complex.
11:42 mircea_popescu go camming or whatevert it is, people will look at you.
11:42 asciilifeform well he did end up writing 'into the void'
11:42 mircea_popescu what the fuck difference could it possibly make WHO READS IT!
11:43 asciilifeform there it sits.
11:43 mircea_popescu so then what's the problem.
11:43 asciilifeform same place majorana's unified theory sits.
11:43 asciilifeform bottom of the sea.
11:44 asciilifeform problem is that it is dead !
11:44 asciilifeform kinda the definition of dead
11:44 mircea_popescu and the idea is that if pbs made a weekend special about it, what, majorana'd feel better ?
11:44 asciilifeform it dun go around or do nuffin'
11:44 asciilifeform nah but if folks with actual brainz got a hold of it - then ~possibly~ something.
11:44 asciilifeform fuck pbs.
11:45 mircea_popescu what's the author care ?
11:45 mircea_popescu you suppose if a coupla choice quotes get your penis wet, shakespeare goers "oh look, some fuckwad got laid, my life's not been in vain" ?
11:45 asciilifeform again no.
11:46 asciilifeform i dun think in the language of demoocracy, and NEVER did, and these pieces are neither here nor there.
11:46 mircea_popescu being a scientist is not, nor can be, ~ a profession~. you understand ?
11:46 asciilifeform all i care is to get the schwartzes together so they can burn the world.
11:46 mircea_popescu it can be what you do, if you choose to do it. it can be what you "are", if you care to think in those terms.
11:46 mircea_popescu but, like music, or love or whatever the fuck, it's a complete package, with motivation falling within it not without it.
11:47 asciilifeform but no, it is not profession, nobody has ever been paid ~to do it~, any more than invention is profession.
11:47 mircea_popescu well, the problem with getting the schwartzes together is that they're traditionally VERY indisciplined.
11:47 asciilifeform this is problem.
11:47 mircea_popescu it's a wonderful thing, i don't rightly understand it either, but they're terrible at it.
11:48 mircea_popescu obviously, a certain lassitude of thought is required to think properly. but nowhere is it said that if you shit in toilet, you must also bathe in toilet, eat from toilet...
11:48 asciilifeform 'take the rifle fishing' aha.
11:48 asciilifeform i always liked this example
11:48 asciilifeform from mircea_popescu's article
11:48 asciilifeform because think, how heavy a fishing pole !
11:48 mircea_popescu im sorry now i didn't take the pic of this movie ad
11:48 mircea_popescu there's this lively "industria argentina" making shitty movies, and you know, it's so obviously retard kid copying it hurts
11:49 mircea_popescu thgere was an action movie with an old fuck holding a rifle exactly like a fishing rod
11:49 asciilifeform prolly theatrical rifle made of plastic.
11:49 mircea_popescu aha/
11:50 shinohai Possibly like this girl helping asciilifeform solder? http://btcinfo.sdf.org/uploads/solderingiron.jpg
11:51 asciilifeform holyshit waut
11:51 asciilifeform sizzzzzzzl
11:51 asciilifeform where did this gem come from shinohai ??
11:52 shinohai I forgot, I have had it in my ridiculous stock photo collection for some time.
11:52 mircea_popescu http://losandespass.com.ar/files/image/16/04/thumbs/image5702793fa96f03.30026266.JPG < there we go
11:52 asciilifeform it is a great multilayered gag - what is even there to solder on component-side of pc mobo.
11:52 asciilifeform even supposing the iron were...
11:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: l0l!!
11:52 shinohai Got to put solder on top of the capacitors to ensure they stay put
11:53 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: for some reason i am reminded of 'gangsta pistol grip'
11:53 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i witnessed folk actually trying it at the range !
11:53 mircea_popescu this is the place i live in.
11:53 mircea_popescu sublty idiotic.
11:53 asciilifeform hey it beats the screamingly-idiotic
11:54 mircea_popescu no. thats the crazy thing. you think, at first, that it does.
11:54 mircea_popescu but it doesn't.
11:55 asciilifeform i could even see an argument that 'screaming - you build a force field wall against, subtle - worms its way in' but mircea_popescu isn't sitting there with cheap beer watching industria argentina filmz, is he now.
11:55 asciilifeform so doesn't worm in.
11:55 mircea_popescu let's for the sake of argument examine this.
11:55 mircea_popescu so, you're a young and enthused, reasonably clever, 19yo girl in random shithole country.
11:56 mircea_popescu and you meet this guy, who's pretty fascinating.
11:56 mircea_popescu part and parcel of this being, you discover you're actually kinda dumb...
11:56 mircea_popescu and there's a lot to read up on...
11:56 mircea_popescu quite a lot...
11:56 mircea_popescu hey check that out, you weren't even holding the knife correctly...
11:56 mircea_popescu the sidewalk's broken...
11:56 mircea_popescu and in fact was broken as designed...
11:56 mircea_popescu and even the movie poster is wrong.
11:57 mircea_popescu how do you at this point distinguish this encounter from you know, joining a cult ?
11:57 mircea_popescu so yes of fucking course it creeps in, i can't be arsed to police the entire edge of the fucking world.
11:58 asciilifeform i never subscribed to 'cults' as being intrinsically wrong. they are only wrong when their gods don't actually exist.
11:58 mircea_popescu but no gods exist.
11:58 asciilifeform so dun gods, problem solved.
11:58 asciilifeform cult on something solid.
11:58 mircea_popescu ahahaha
11:58 mircea_popescu but please, by all means, close eyes!
11:59 asciilifeform no reason why not with open eyes
11:59 mircea_popescu your notion that "gods" could be just a label, and then you promote "science" to "god-dom" and everythig will be ok because "it's not really a god" is outright endearing.
11:59 mircea_popescu what the everliving shit.
12:00 asciilifeform in what sense is, say, mircea_popescu's terrarium, where six gurls spin on cock like a peculiarly inverted set of propellers of 6-engined junkers, not a 'cult of solid'.
12:00 mircea_popescu teh remainder is irrational.
12:02 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: you may have mistook the address, the 'let's pray to goddess of reason' folk are in the kako house
12:04 asciilifeform i see cult as less of a religious mechanism and more of effective form of military organization. historically - misused.
12:04 mircea_popescu fine, but this practical approach does not resolve the discussed 19yo's problem any ; it's not practical to enforce separation between idiocy and sense on all the edges, nor will it ever be.
12:04 asciilifeform tru!
12:04 mircea_popescu nor has it ever been, actually. so as a practical matter, you're guaranteed some contamination.
12:05 asciilifeform nor is 19 y.o. ru boi going to personally cut apart 'paint the snow piles white and grass green' from 'effective army'
12:05 asciilifeform nor is effective army a thing if he gets to cut.
12:06 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-10#1449770 << related.
12:06 a111 Logged on 2016-04-10 15:54 asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: and yes, it goes back to the 'blind loyalty' thread
12:06 asciilifeform or, rather, http://btcbase.org/log/2016-04-10#1449773
12:06 a111 Logged on 2016-04-10 15:55 asciilifeform: thinking folks have chronic problems with forming spartan 'testudo'
12:06 * asciilifeform brb, food
~ 34 minutes ~
12:41 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475866 << installing a wholly new mental operating system ~cannot~ be a 'rational' decision, nor is it really a decision as such, more of a 'cock action' that is done ~to~ somebody.
12:41 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 16:04 mircea_popescu: nor has it ever been, actually. so as a practical matter, you're guaranteed some contamination.
12:41 asciilifeform gotta end up in right place, right time, be reasonably young, etc.
12:42 asciilifeform i've never actually met an adult who had the experience and wasn't a traumatic wreck.
12:42 asciilifeform (they might, somewhere, exist.)
12:47 asciilifeform relatedly, https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2015/02/16/explain-this
12:48 asciilifeform 'Mao gave the mangoes to Wang Dongxing, who divided them up, distributing one mango each to a number of leading factories in Beijing, including Beijing Textile Factory, where I was then living. The workers at the factory held a huge ceremony, rich in the recitation of Mao’s words, to welcome the arrival of the mango, then sealed the fruit in wax, hoping to preserve it for posterity. The mangoes became sacred relics, objects of vene
12:48 asciilifeform ration. The wax-covered fruit was placed on an altar in the factory auditorium, and workers lined up to file past it, solemnly bowing as they walked by. No one had thought to sterilize the mango before sealing it, however, and after a few days on display, it began to show signs of rot. The revolutionary committee of the factory retrieved the rotting mango, peeled it, then boiled the flesh in a huge pot of water. Mao again was greatly
12:48 asciilifeform venerated, and the gift of the mango was lauded as evidence of the Chairman’s deep concern for the workers. Then everyone in the factory filed by and each worker drank a spoonful of the water in which the sacred mango had been boiled. After that, the revolutionary committee ordered a wax model of the original mango. The replica was duly made and placed on the altar to replace the real fruit, and workers continued to file by, their
12:48 asciilifeform veneration for the sacred object in no apparent way diminished.'
12:52 asciilifeform from same site, mircea_popescu might enjoy https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2016/05/21/the-bow-of-the-king-of-chu
13:03 asciilifeform BingoBoingo will find one of the lulz interesting -- https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2015/12/30/men-doing-their-own-thing
13:05 asciilifeform or, for ol' kako,
13:05 asciilifeform 'More likely than not, some members of the ruling coalition are not very loyal. They’d rather defect. But they can’t backstab the coalition just like that. You don’t do that; it looks bad. Your comrades will go against you. There are costs to defection. Unless you’re not the only defector. You need a way to signal your intention to defect, so that other disloyal fucks such as yourself (and they’re bound to be others) can jo
13:05 asciilifeform in up, thus reducing the likely costs of defection. The way to signal your intention to defect is to come up with a good excuse. A good excuse to be disloyal becomes a rallying point through which other defectors can coordinate and cover their asses so that the ruling coalition doesn’t punish them. What is a good excuse?'
13:05 asciilifeform ( https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2015/03/01/leftism-is-just-an-easy-excuse )
13:06 asciilifeform plenty of lulz for everybody.
13:16 deedbot [Recent Phuctorings.] Phuctored: 819733497 divides RSA Moduli belonging to 'David Eisenblaetter <d.eisenblaetter@gmx.de>; ' - http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/1DD107254DCFC376B8BE46E0E2262793C90EC35088C87891063AE5C96240E77E
13:18 asciilifeform ^ mircea_popescu there's one of yer divisible-by-3's.
13:18 asciilifeform rejoice!111
13:19 mircea_popescu lol k
13:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform in other news, http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/352e1f4a-8ffe-49ee-af45-d4f3cf1d24f6/
13:22 asciilifeform exp 65537 and no mirroring.
13:22 asciilifeform i suspect we're gonna see more of these.
13:23 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: l0l
13:23 asciilifeform mega-unsurprise.
13:27 asciilifeform interestingly, not 1 of the last 3 phuctor pops, imports in any version of gpg i have.
13:35 mircea_popescu dude chinese people from the mao ebullitious era all share this rodent appearance. like walking voles or something, all round and teethy.
13:35 asciilifeform rice kingdom ftw.
13:35 mircea_popescu https://i2.wp.com/chineseposters.net/images/e12-631-detail.jpg << fine example.
13:36 mircea_popescu somehow i doubt the real life models were nearly as... bubbly.
13:36 asciilifeform eh this is moar of su 'sov realism' than life.
13:36 mircea_popescu yea
13:44 trinque psa that joe's datacenter will happily stand up an openbsd box on the cheap
13:44 trinque monday night I'm gonna migrate deedbot off my trb node box; will be much more responsive
13:45 asciilifeform trinque: neato
13:45 asciilifeform have some lulz, http://keys.niif.hu/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0x0B7F8B60E3EDFAE3
13:45 asciilifeform (scroll down)
13:45 trinque bwahahaha that's great
13:49 asciilifeform http://lists.nongnu.org/archive/html/sks-devel/2015-05/msg00022.html << hilarious related thread from last year
13:49 asciilifeform 'people will upload cp to sks!1111' 'what to DOOOOOO?!!!' 'censor everything!'
13:50 asciilifeform eschewing wot is the exact equivalent of eschewing toilet training.
13:50 asciilifeform shitting where you stand.
13:55 mircea_popescu brilliant solution. now they'll be responsible for curating it.
13:55 asciilifeform aha.
13:55 trinque "Luckily, signature verification crypto doesn't have to worry about side channel attacks. Alternatively, we could add openssl as a dependency and outsource the signature verification to it."
13:55 mod6 <+trinque> monday night I'm gonna migrate deedbot off my trb node box; will be much more responsive << cool
13:56 asciilifeform which is GREAT!11111 because now they can drop T3rr0R157!1111 keyz, e.g., mircea_popescu's
13:56 mircea_popescu which really would be to everyone's great benefit.
13:56 asciilifeform sorta why we put salt on the slug, no ?
13:56 asciilifeform it is sizzling nicely.
13:56 mircea_popescu in the end, there's no real solution to naggum's point. herd tither.
13:57 asciilifeform aha.
13:57 mircea_popescu you can't have oil-in-water juice.
13:57 mircea_popescu anyway, props to the blody shovel dude for noticing the obvious
13:57 mircea_popescu (unified china = horrible for chinese culture)
13:57 asciilifeform he's a goldmine of chinese lulz
13:57 mircea_popescu who's he anyway ?
13:57 asciilifeform seems like fella actually reads the language.
13:57 asciilifeform spandrel!
13:58 asciilifeform $s spandrel
13:58 a111 8 results for "spandrel", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=spandrel
13:58 asciilifeform hm
13:58 asciilifeform pretty sure i met him in meatspace once or twice.
13:58 asciilifeform clever fella.
13:58 mircea_popescu ah really ? i'm not familiar.
13:58 mircea_popescu so invite him over.
13:58 asciilifeform historically my batting avg is 0/N
13:58 asciilifeform i suggest mircea_popescu or hanbot try..
13:59 asciilifeform this is work for masterz.
13:59 mircea_popescu he is clever. to wit : "What kind of intellectual climate existed in that time. What happens when everyone is coming up with new ideas all the time? Think about it in contemporary terms. What happens when everybody and his grandma has his own ideas is… a whole lot of signaling spirals."
13:59 mircea_popescu this is approximately how a working thinker works.
13:59 asciilifeform fella is quite definitely a working mind.
14:00 asciilifeform no obvious cockroaches, even, afaik.
14:06 * asciilifeform brb, installing ruinously spiffy new lcd
14:08 mircea_popescu check this out!
14:08 mircea_popescu "So basically, Confucius today would approve of Angela Merkel and Bryan Caplan. Thanks dude. No wonder he was never taken seriously by any of the dozens of kings of his time, and died a low-class civil servant. His universalism however was catnip for the nascent class of non-aristocratic bureaucrats, who developed it for centuries after his death. They loved this “we are above armies, borders, and that gruesome stuff. We ca
14:08 mircea_popescu re about righteousness and love, about what is right for all humanity”. This in 300 BC. Do you see now why the First Emperor burnt their books and buried the scholars alive after he unified the Empire?"
14:08 mircea_popescu guy even groks the fucking pest confucius was.
14:09 mircea_popescu (and yes the book burning was correct in spirit, if not particularly productive in implementation. the faux "humanism" nonsense is infamant.)
14:13 mircea_popescu asciilifeform and check out the comments - he has his very own viragh all spinning.
14:13 mircea_popescu poor spandrell. he's never digging himself out.
14:22 mircea_popescu $up spandrell
14:22 deedbot spandrell voiced for 30 minutes.
14:22 mircea_popescu o hello there.
14:23 spandrell hello
14:23 spandrell the most serene republic
14:23 mircea_popescu indeed.
14:23 spandrell i was just listening to a podcast on venice while driving
14:23 mircea_popescu then it works well, that's the reference.
14:23 spandrell contrasted the utmost serenity of venice with the complete fucked up madness of genoa
14:23 spandrell fun stuff
14:24 mircea_popescu but serenity is here used in the metaphorical, political sense of medieval europe
14:24 spandrell what is this place about? here i was thinking it was a bitcoin forum or something
14:24 mircea_popescu the most serene republic is the most serene because it is the sovereign of all fiat governments, not because it's quiet.
14:24 mircea_popescu well, it's a loose assemblage of terrorists dedicated to destroying the very possibility of what you'd call "a state" and salting the earth where it stood
14:24 mircea_popescu so no such thing can ever again exist.
14:25 spandrell heh
14:25 spandrell i'm running a loose assemblage of my own, fwiw
14:25 mircea_popescu how's it going ?
14:25 spandrell btw as per the log you sent me
14:25 spandrell somebody claimed to have met me in meatspace
14:26 mircea_popescu $s meatspace
14:26 a111 176 results for "meatspace", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=meatspace
14:26 mircea_popescu ^ it's all integrated, you know. the someone was asciilifeform
14:26 spandrell didn't happen
14:26 mircea_popescu hm. because you never met anyone ? or because you know who he is irl ?
14:27 spandrell i've only met two people ever from this kind of place
14:27 spandrell and i'm pretty sure he's not one of them
14:27 spandrell it's hard to meet people, living in japan and all
14:28 mircea_popescu i thought that's where people go to meet all the hot japanese chicks!
14:28 spandrell well if this asciilifeform is a hot japanese chick then I might have met her
14:29 mircea_popescu anyway, asciilifeform is this fellow by the name Stanislav Datskovskiy.
14:29 mircea_popescu lemme fish his good looking chicklooks hmm where was it
14:30 mircea_popescu spandrell http://trilema.com/2014/ca-tot-s-a-tras-tot-s-a-fumat-tot-s-a-baut-tot-cum-e-peste-tot-la-fel-ca-peste-tot/ << there.
14:30 spandrell lol
14:30 spandrell i can confirm then, never met the guy
14:31 spandrell it would be an honor though, do tell me any time you come to the east
14:31 mircea_popescu oh also, reading this article makes me want to round my knowledge of medieval chinese literature (which consists of golden lotus, vase and spring plumlet) with this other thing. know of any decent edition of said "water margin" in any european language i could get online ?
14:31 mircea_popescu i'm genuinely curious whether it'll read offensive or you're just a pansy.
14:32 spandrell ?
14:32 mircea_popescu https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2015/12/30/men-doing-their-own-thing/ << the article i'm reading
14:32 mircea_popescu it's about this 1350s novel ?
14:32 spandrell yes, the water margin
14:32 spandrell i think i said it there that i read parts of the original
14:33 spandrell then realized i could just watch the show
14:33 mircea_popescu yes but where'd i read it
14:33 spandrell well that i'm afraid i don't know
14:33 mircea_popescu sucks. alright.
14:33 spandrell maybe there's something on libgen?
14:33 mircea_popescu yeah i'll have it fished out ; just thought maybe you know something. worth asking.
14:34 spandrell sorry, chinese classics are all on wikisource
14:34 spandrell i am very fond of using that
14:34 spandrell i probably should check out some english translations if i want get the book written
14:35 mircea_popescu i sadly don't read chinese
14:35 spandrell there might be a version of the tv show with english subtitles
14:35 spandrell perhaps the old version, there's two
14:36 mircea_popescu why would i want to read a tv show script, good lord. even the people paid to do it don't.
14:37 mircea_popescu incidentally, do you have a pgp key ?
14:37 spandrell nope, i'm a humanities grad
14:37 spandrell total noob
14:37 mircea_popescu ok. do you know what pgp is ?
14:37 spandrell i do
14:37 spandrell not that much of a noob
14:37 mircea_popescu hey, i dunno until i ask :)
14:38 spandrell just a lazy connaiseur of good IT practice
14:38 mircea_popescu so the way this channel works is that you register your pgp signature with the bot ; and then you can maintain an identity. otherwise anyone can "be" spandrell
14:38 spandrell i see
14:38 mircea_popescu the bot allows you to self-voice, if you have the WoT presence, which you likely will because i'd rate you.
14:39 mircea_popescu there's a huge pile of interlocking wonders that make up la serenissima, i'll be more than happy to explain them in detail as time goes by.
14:40 spandrell i used to be a lot in irc
14:40 spandrell when i was 15
14:40 spandrell i actually started to study japanese because i found a bitch on IRC who taught me
14:40 mircea_popescu yeah, prior to bitcoin that was the case with me exactly.
14:40 mircea_popescu aha.
14:40 spandrell now look at me
14:40 spandrell and people say the internet is bad for you
14:41 mircea_popescu well, if it's not bad for you, it's bad for the wife.
14:41 mircea_popescu check it out asciilifeform the 1300s chinese novel even has the "bitcoin corrupts" doctrine. "obviously he was a bro, and all bros of the world should join the rebel army".
14:42 mircea_popescu spandrell for the record, it's not at all an islamic argument. why would anyone but an idiot hang out with the idiots ? who ever goes willingly to an accountant party ? etc.
14:42 spandrell am i only able to read you, mircea_popescu, or are you the only one talking right now?
14:42 mircea_popescu i'm the only one talking right now.
14:43 spandrell oh, the islam thing
14:43 spandrell i wasnt really that serious but i do understand i struck a nerve
14:43 mircea_popescu i'm jus' curious.
14:43 spandrell i obviously understand why nobody with a 90+ IQ would hang out with arabs
14:44 mircea_popescu are they that dumb actually ?
14:44 mircea_popescu i had some pretty clever friends that part of the world.
14:44 spandrell well there's always the right edge of the bell curve
14:44 spandrell i wouldn't know, i generally avoid them when i'm home
14:45 mircea_popescu the debates as to genetic basis for intelligence have raged for a while in the logs. it's not really settled i guess, but there's certainly no merit for NATIONAL concepts of intelligence hm ?
14:45 spandrell they also have this bro culture to them which i dislike too, as i wrote int he water margin post
14:45 mircea_popescu but you never explained any mechanics of the dislike, merely stated it.
14:46 spandrell why i dislike bros?
14:46 mircea_popescu sure.
14:46 spandrell imagine yourself in the position of qin ming
14:46 mircea_popescu ok.
14:46 spandrell or lu junyi, who gets fucked in a similar way
14:46 spandrell you're doing your thing as a military officer
14:46 spandrell working for the government
14:46 spandrell doing the honorable patrician kinda thing
14:46 spandrell wife, kids
14:46 spandrell work
14:46 mircea_popescu alright...
14:47 spandrell then a bunch of single young dudes
14:47 mircea_popescu i don't do that, nor would i. but i suppose i'm to leave this aside ?
14:47 spandrell get your father
14:47 spandrell mother
14:47 spandrell wife
14:47 spandrell children
14:47 spandrell all killed
14:47 mircea_popescu how do they do that ?
14:47 spandrell their heads put on spikes
14:47 spandrell do what
14:47 asciilifeform spandrell: you weren't at handle's parties were you
14:47 mircea_popescu spandrell get all my inner circle murdered.
14:48 asciilifeform i may have spandrell confused with another fella
14:48 spandrell never been to the US
14:48 mircea_popescu o wow really ? where you from then ?
14:48 asciilifeform then definitely confused.
14:48 spandrell some inconsequential country in europe
14:48 spandrell you met handle? how's he
14:48 spandrell we do talk a lot
14:48 asciilifeform spandrell: he stopped inviting me eons ago
14:48 spandrell lol
14:49 mircea_popescu lol what'd you do.
14:49 asciilifeform after i declared open jihad against his employer
14:49 spandrell the govt? or his specific agency
14:49 mircea_popescu a
14:49 asciilifeform nsa.
14:49 spandrell oh yeah
14:49 asciilifeform he is iirc a colonel there
14:49 spandrell he was pissed about snowden and stuff
14:50 spandrell see, he's a good example of a qin ming kind of guy
14:50 mircea_popescu so ridiculous, "i'm a colonel at nsa" "nice, i'm a regatta rear admiral!"
14:50 spandrell who doesnt like the govt but works for them and tries to be honorable
14:50 asciilifeform honorable lol
14:50 mircea_popescu tries to be honorable is like trying to be faithful.
14:50 trinque what is this, give unto caesar?
14:50 mircea_popescu there's no "trying".
14:50 spandrell of course there is
14:50 spandrell plenty of people go through the motions
14:51 spandrell to please wife or mom
14:51 mircea_popescu and this is then honorable ?
14:51 mircea_popescu seems infantile.
14:51 mircea_popescu let mom and wife please, what.
14:51 spandrell why infantile?
14:51 spandrell life's complicated, sometimes you dont have a choice
14:51 mircea_popescu because it's what children do, try t oplease a woman.
14:51 mircea_popescu well, especially all the sometimes you've decided not to have a choice.
14:51 spandrell see, bro culture
14:51 mircea_popescu aha.
14:52 spandrell i'm not a faithful man
14:52 spandrell i dont work for the govt
14:52 spandrell i try to please my wife with money and not faith
14:52 spandrell i get your point
14:52 mircea_popescu you just object to the notion some people might not give a shit what women think ?
14:52 spandrell no no, i completely get that
14:52 spandrell and try to do that myself
14:52 mircea_popescu why ?
14:52 spandrell but not everybody can, for whatever reason
14:53 mircea_popescu well i find this claim unsubstantiated so far, but anyway.
14:53 mircea_popescu $up spandrell
14:53 deedbot spandrell voiced for 30 minutes.
14:53 spandrell what claim
14:53 mircea_popescu that "not everybody can"
14:53 spandrell sometimes mom is a bitch
14:53 mircea_popescu so not everyone wants to. fine.
14:54 spandrell sometimes your wife has social commitments which you can't control
14:54 mircea_popescu not like they have to!
14:54 spandrell sometimes you dont have fuck you money
14:54 spandrell need to play ball to get a job
14:54 mircea_popescu i guess she's getting out one way or another. but then again this'd be why i own my women as opposed to marrying them.
14:54 mircea_popescu ah, poverty. sure. si quis, inquis, dives est, tum cenare potest cum cupit. si pauper...
14:55 mircea_popescu poverty however is dishonorable.
14:55 spandrell how does that work
14:56 mircea_popescu well, inasmuch as it forces you to do things.
14:57 mircea_popescu or what "that" were you asking about ?
14:58 spandrell well back to the water margin and bro culture
14:58 spandrell my issue with the stuff is that the hero-dudes are all about fight and drink and competing to fuck unrealistic fighting women
14:58 spandrell but who's producing children?
14:58 spandrell do you have children?
15:00 mircea_popescu nope.
15:00 spandrell well there you go
15:00 mircea_popescu it's an option though. i could, if i were so inclined. i'm not, but that's a societal failure.
15:01 mircea_popescu if children had actual marginal utility i would have children. by the dozen.
15:01 spandrell tell me about it
15:01 mircea_popescu so it's not a "there you go".
15:01 spandrell it is
15:01 mircea_popescu on the contrary.
15:01 spandrell the water margin herodudes
15:01 spandrell live in 1110
15:01 spandrell but their particular lifestyle means that for them children have no marginal utility either
15:01 mircea_popescu ah, and THEY don't have any children. yeah i can see that argument in that context.
15:01 mircea_popescu it's not a "for me". i said it in the general.
15:01 spandrell they're into drinking parties and constant warfare
15:02 spandrell kids aren't very useful there
15:02 mircea_popescu children today are a marginal cost.
15:02 mircea_popescu they're not useful at all.
15:02 spandrell i wrote a post about that too
15:02 mircea_popescu link.
15:03 spandrell https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2016/03/13/baby-socialism/
15:03 spandrell kids today are pets
15:03 spandrell they are useful for being cute and cuddly
15:03 spandrell little else
15:03 mircea_popescu aite. i'ma need some time to get to that, seeing how i'm not going too fast through this one cuz we keep talking midway :D
15:03 mircea_popescu spandrell ok, so then we agree.
15:03 spandrell which is why people tend to have 1 or 2, as beyond that they start being less cute and more annoying
15:04 spandrell nobody has 3 cats except crazy catladies
15:04 mircea_popescu now, ironically, i ~could~ make useful children. but i require items (such as an undisputed right to kill them) that i could also make, but can't be arsed to.
15:04 mircea_popescu moreover, post-world effect. i'm much better off picking up select 19yo children from otherr people than making them de novo.
15:05 mircea_popescu much like after-the-end people go around looting the walmart, not stocking the shelves.
15:06 mircea_popescu heh.
15:06 mircea_popescu $up spandrell_
15:06 deedbot spandrell_ voiced for 30 minutes.
15:06 spandrell_ thanks
15:06 mircea_popescu of course by now we don't know whether this isn't an impostor :)
15:06 mircea_popescu make a pgp wouldja.
15:07 spandrell_ if somebody actually bothers to supplant me i'll feel very flattered
15:07 mircea_popescu i don't think you've experienced paranoia of quite this strength and vintage in all your born days.
15:08 spandrell_ anyway, i didnt come here to convince you to marry and have children
15:08 mircea_popescu sure.
15:08 spandrell_ i take it you guys liked my chinese stories
15:08 spandrell_ should i bother writing the book?
15:08 mircea_popescu yes.
15:08 mircea_popescu what exactly are you trying to get writing it though ? money ?
15:09 mircea_popescu there's no money in publishing.
15:09 spandrell_ yep
15:09 spandrell_ lol
15:09 mircea_popescu seems a silly plan.
15:09 spandrell_ well i cant do it for the fame
15:09 spandrell_ im pseudonymous
15:09 mircea_popescu you'll get what, 30 to 50 cents a copy. most of what you see will be the advance, which is what by now, a grand ?
15:09 mircea_popescu hardly worth a man's time.
15:09 spandrell_ no no
15:09 spandrell_ amazon takes 30%
15:09 mircea_popescu ahahaha
15:09 spandrell_ i could sell pdfs by myself
15:10 mircea_popescu you DON'T have a book deal ?
15:10 mircea_popescu get out.
15:10 spandrell_ Orz
15:10 mircea_popescu this is basically the etsy plan. you know what the etsy chick is ?
15:10 spandrell_ no
15:10 mircea_popescu the etsy chick is this imbecile female that instead of getting raped and loving it, listened to her stupid mother,
15:10 mircea_popescu stayed in school,
15:11 mircea_popescu finished with a useless degree, and is now trying to ... sell things on etsy.
15:11 mircea_popescu you know, handmade soap!
15:11 spandrell_ if i spend, say, 100 hours writing a book
15:11 spandrell_ i sell it for 5 bucks
15:11 spandrell_ and i sell 1,000 copies
15:11 spandrell_ that's 5,000 bucks which is nice but nothing special
15:12 mircea_popescu a) sub hour per page is hardly a book is it ; b) minimum wage is still minimum wage ; c) you've ever sold 1000 anything before ?
15:12 * trinque recalls a chick in portland that had an etsy shop for cat bowties
15:12 mircea_popescu trinque major in chinese acrobacy and irish clowning, 100k debt ?
15:12 spandrell_ well my blog has a decent readership, i don't think 1,000 is farfetched
15:12 trinque mircea_popescu: god knows
15:12 trinque I laughed in her face
15:13 mircea_popescu spandrell_ you notice how this isn't actually related to what i say ?
15:13 spandrell_ whats a) supposed to mean
15:13 spandrell_ that a page of a book should take more than an hour?
15:13 mircea_popescu well no ?
15:14 spandrell_ lol
15:14 spandrell_ well if i can't get 5 pages per hour i'm not bothering with the damn book
15:14 mircea_popescu but think about it! what sad sort of bro culture is this where you put as much work into the book as a reader into the reading!
15:14 spandrell_ didn't take me more time to write all those storeis
15:14 mircea_popescu why's he reading ?
15:14 spandrell_ stories*
15:14 mod6 <+trinque> I laughed in her face << lol
15:15 spandrell_ i don't see how that follows
15:15 spandrell_ i write fast, i'm awesome like that
15:15 mircea_popescu oh i see.
15:15 mircea_popescu hadn't occured to me, right.
15:15 mircea_popescu well... if you're awesome like that i guess 5k shouldn't be too hard.
15:15 spandrell_ that's the thing tho
15:15 spandrell_ 5k are nice, but it's not like i can write a book every month
15:15 mircea_popescu course you might consider shitting it directly. rather than going through this complex process with pdfs.
15:15 spandrell_ i mean i could, but i'd run out of funny stories pretty fast
15:16 mircea_popescu you know a funny derp by the name tucker max ?
15:16 spandrell_ yep
15:17 mircea_popescu he's the fine example of this insanity.
15:17 spandrell_ lol
15:17 spandrell_ he did sell a damn lot of books tho
15:17 mircea_popescu so, too lazy to stick with law ; had "high traffic" website, which he parlayed into a coupla books which i suppose sold a coupla thousand copies, or w/e enough to pay rent for a coupla years. and then...
15:17 mircea_popescu he was rescue-married like a little bitch and there he goes, raising some woman's children, and no doubt pleasing her.
15:18 mircea_popescu *thumbsup* but mgith as well cut to the chase.
15:18 spandrell_ his wife's rich?
15:18 asciilifeform aaaaaaaaaaaah
15:18 spandrell_ well i guess that explains it
15:18 asciilifeform finally
15:18 asciilifeform wall of lcd.
15:19 mircea_popescu what's a "dark triad psychopath"
15:20 mircea_popescu o look, cool people. mkay.
15:20 spandrell_ i could write about this guy
15:20 spandrell_ 1912
15:20 spandrell_ confucian scholar
15:20 spandrell_ publishes an article on a local newspaper
15:20 spandrell_ saying he discovered the secret of the great men of history
15:21 trinque one secret trick they don't want you to know, eh?
15:21 spandrell_ how all the dynasty founders and all the great heroes we adore came to be so great
15:21 mircea_popescu spandrell_ looky : the publishing thing works (marginally) if you get book deals. from macmillan or whoever the fuck still does it. they pay you a few thousand, kinda measly, and maybe royalties but not really.
15:21 spandrell_ then he says, two words: thick and black
15:21 spandrell_ which translates to shameless and evil
15:21 spandrell_ you gotta be shameless and evil, then you can achieve great things
15:21 spandrell_ which is kinda like the dark triad
15:22 mircea_popescu eh, the english notion of "evil" by now roughly maps to "not entirely boring".
15:22 spandrell_ and indeed the book started a fever of books on how being shameless and evil helps you with chicks too
15:23 spandrell_ i can't get book deals because i dont write under my real name
15:23 spandrell_ my blog would get me in jail in my home country
15:23 mircea_popescu o.O
15:23 mircea_popescu how come ?!
15:23 spandrell_ hate speech
15:23 mircea_popescu hahaha mkay.
15:23 spandrell_ no kidding
15:23 spandrell_ i said blacks are dumb
15:23 spandrell_ 5 years jail
15:24 mircea_popescu ...
15:24 spandrell_ i said women are dumb too
15:24 spandrell_ 5 more years
15:24 mircea_popescu what country is this ?!
15:24 spandrell_ all of them
15:24 mircea_popescu well, they musta missed me.
15:24 spandrell_ where you from
15:24 asciilifeform spandrell_: move to usa, here they simply sentence you to starvation via unemployability
15:25 mircea_popescu romania, originally.
15:25 asciilifeform advanced! civilized!111111111
15:25 spandrell_ it is better than jail with Ahmed
15:25 asciilifeform spandrell_: here we have jail with Jamal
15:26 mircea_popescu i find it hard to believe anyone gives a shit, but anyway.
15:26 spandrell_ nobody does unless you get into cathedral circles
15:26 spandrell_ publishing is that
15:26 spandrell_ you can shit on feminism at home or at the bar with your buddies
15:27 mircea_popescu depends how much money you have, i guess. but yes, publishing for a living is, definitionally, being a bureaucracy hanger-on.
15:27 spandrell_ but you cant write a book saying that arabs are dumb
15:27 mircea_popescu what's your thing with arabs anyway ?
15:29 spandrell_ they're dumb and hostile
15:29 spandrell_ my thing! i'm the guy saying islam might be a good idea
15:29 mircea_popescu i've heard the same said of, in no particular order, women, computers, day old chicks, dogs, hungarians, germans, actually i tire of the list, it's universal.
15:30 spandrell_ so you mean arabs are not dumb and hostile
15:30 mircea_popescu these aren't jews right ? arab's one thing ; islam's another. do you mean muslims ?
15:30 mircea_popescu i have no fuycking idea what "arabs" even is.
15:30 spandrell_ people who speak arabic
15:30 mircea_popescu in my head it sits on the same shelf with "the country of africa"
15:30 mircea_popescu i speak some arabic!
15:30 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: from my reading, the shriveled orcs who populate egypt from mircea_popescu's tales thereof
15:30 spandrell_ wtf
15:31 spandrell_ why would anyone study arabic?
15:31 mircea_popescu i guess i am hostile enough, so maybe not a good example.
15:31 mircea_popescu spandrell_ you think english is a better culture language than arabic ?!
15:31 spandrell_ oh yeah
15:31 mircea_popescu anywya, i didn't study any, picked off hos, like any other language.
15:31 * asciilifeform went on a relatively brief kick of (written) arabic
15:32 spandrell_ arab hos?
15:32 mircea_popescu yeah ?
15:32 spandrell_ christians i guess
15:32 mircea_popescu uh.
15:32 mircea_popescu what exactly is your exposure to this "arab" thing, because i'm starting to suspect maybe it's all livresque.
15:33 spandrell_ muslim arabs
15:33 spandrell_ in europe
15:33 spandrell_ and morocco, once
15:33 mircea_popescu ok ok but i mean... there's whores in cairo ; more than in berlin for sure.
15:33 mircea_popescu ah, well... distress immigration is never a good measure, my good man.
15:33 mircea_popescu you have any idea how "the irish" looked from staten island cca 1900 ?
15:34 spandrell_ i didnt have the confidence to go seek a hooker in casablanca, honestly
15:34 spandrell_ it was hard enough to avoid getting scammed when asking for tea
15:34 mircea_popescu i bet you that if your car broke down and you had to use someone's phone, you'd rather do it in isfahan than chicago.
15:35 spandrell_ that's the thing with chicago
15:35 spandrell_ probably like peasant migrants look to native Shanghai urbanites
15:35 spandrell_ isfahan is not arab, though
15:36 mircea_popescu no ?
15:36 mircea_popescu what is it ?
15:36 spandrell_ iran
15:36 mircea_popescu right...
15:36 asciilifeform $up spandrell_
15:36 deedbot spandrell_ voiced for 30 minutes.
15:36 mircea_popescu the secret story of iran being that a large not-really-arab community is being oppressed by a buncha arabs.
15:36 mircea_popescu there's some subtext there, talk to locals sometime they miught explain it.
15:37 spandrell_ some friends went to iran
15:37 spandrell_ japanese dudes going alone
15:37 spandrell_ apparently liked it
15:37 mircea_popescu the arab womenz are actually quite pleasant.
15:37 spandrell_ i met this egyptian couple in japan
15:37 spandrell_ not long ago
15:37 spandrell_ the woman was were a full black burka
15:38 spandrell_ she was very nice indeed
15:38 spandrell_ laughed a lot
15:38 spandrell_ was wearing*
15:38 mircea_popescu it's not really common in egypt, they usually wear that misr style hair cover thing, like jesus' mother.
15:39 spandrell_ husband was an engineering PhD
15:40 spandrell_ i mean to each his own, i really have nothing against that
15:40 spandrell_ but i find them dumb and boring in general
15:40 spandrell_ whether they are genetically dumb I guess is disputable, and I have no special evidence
15:40 mircea_popescu especially from a distance.
15:43 asciilifeform spandrell_: ever interact with 'neurotypical' folk of your own lands ?
15:43 asciilifeform they are somehow less boring than the egyptian ?
15:43 spandrell_ oh yeah
15:43 spandrell_ yep
15:43 asciilifeform on account of what ?
15:43 asciilifeform that they read the same völkischer beobachter as inflicted on you ?
15:44 spandrell_ well even controlling for IQ
15:44 spandrell_ normal people in europe would talk about soccer
15:44 spandrell_ TV
15:44 spandrell_ some politics
15:44 asciilifeform and the egyptian ?
15:44 spandrell_ a lame book they might have read while on the commute
15:45 spandrell_ egyptian talked about soccer a lot
15:45 spandrell_ and his dumb religion
15:46 asciilifeform sounds quite similar to avg american
15:46 asciilifeform (which come in 2 common religions, 'world created 6.1k yr ago' and 'demoocracy')
15:47 spandrell_ this egyptian was a damn PhD
15:47 spandrell_ the equivalent white guy would've not talked about soccer
15:47 * asciilifeform suffered the company of american ph.d. folk for many years, for a living
15:47 spandrell_ gentlemen, you are really making my point
15:47 asciilifeform spandrell_: do you know what the chinese ph.d. i shared an office with for 2y liked most to talk about ?
15:48 spandrell_ arab culture is bro culture
15:48 asciilifeform ... where to buy petrol
15:48 asciilifeform to save a penny.
15:48 spandrell_ whites are likely to enjoy islam
15:48 spandrell_ lol
15:48 asciilifeform spandrell_: for man on titanic, enjoying water is optional
15:48 asciilifeform it doesn't ask first.
15:48 spandrell_ and again i also wrote recently about asians in the west
15:49 spandrell_ that they're gonna get fucked one way or the other
15:49 spandrell_ whites prefer arabs to chinese
15:49 * asciilifeform read this - and most of spandrell_'s very entertaining material
15:49 spandrell_ thank you
15:51 spandrell_ so you're saying here that arabs are cool, probably not even dumb
15:51 spandrell_ you're also saying that having children makes no sense because you cant own them or own your own wives
15:51 spandrell_ well islam solves that
15:51 asciilifeform spandrell_: for the most part i quit reading 'reactionsphere' when mr mold vanished. and around same time found 100x more intellectually-rich ru equivalent.
15:51 spandrell_ you get to own your woman
15:51 asciilifeform but occasionally i return for a helping of lulz
15:51 asciilifeform i find it ~fascinating~ how english folks are without exception wholly unaware of ru 'reaction' world.
15:52 spandrell_ what's ru?
15:52 asciilifeform spandrell_: big fat thing that takes up 1/6 of dry land on yer globe
15:52 spandrell_ oh
15:52 spandrell_ so what, russian blogs?
15:52 spandrell_ how's the approach
15:52 asciilifeform not only blogs.
15:52 asciilifeform you can get printed in dead tree there (e.g., limonov)
15:53 asciilifeform without passing 'eu human rights' commissions.
15:53 spandrell_ limonov counts as reactionary?
15:53 asciilifeform sure as hell.
15:54 spandrell_ who else? dugin?
15:54 asciilifeform granted his reaction involves reversion to living in yurts and taking up rape of dickless plains dwellers as primary hobby
15:54 asciilifeform dugin.
15:54 asciilifeform various folk.
15:54 spandrell_ you're russian?
15:54 asciilifeform aha.
15:54 asciilifeform ended up in usa by stroke of misfortune as a boy though.
15:54 spandrell_ hah
15:54 spandrell_ what keeps you from going back
15:55 mircea_popescu spandrell_> whites prefer arabs to chinese << this is very true. chinese womenz aren't hawt. what can i do.
15:55 asciilifeform same thing that keeps spandrell_ from moving to, say, china.
15:55 mircea_popescu arab womenz can be shockingly hawt.
15:55 spandrell_ chinese women are easier than arab women
15:55 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: actually i prefer the chinese chix.
15:55 asciilifeform but i'm a monster.
15:56 trinque lol
15:56 spandrell_ at least chinese men wont try to kill you
15:56 mircea_popescu omfg fancy this, variance! within our very cult
15:56 spandrell_ they'd like to but they're chickens like that
15:56 mircea_popescu WHERE HAVE WE GONE WRONG
15:56 asciilifeform l0ltr0n
15:56 mircea_popescu asciilifeform please please like what i like omaygerd.
15:56 mod6 :D
15:56 mircea_popescu lol
15:56 spandrell_ i was in china for years actually
15:57 asciilifeform spandrell_: neato. why'd ya leave?
15:57 spandrell_ kids
15:57 spandrell_ didnt want to raise kids there
15:57 asciilifeform interesting - why not ?
15:57 spandrell_ food is poisoned
15:58 spandrell_ air is poisoned
15:58 asciilifeform ah like usa.
15:58 spandrell_ schools are crazy expensive
15:58 asciilifeform like usa.
15:58 spandrell_ babies get kidnapped all the time
15:58 mircea_popescu jesus the great empire china built for itself.
15:58 asciilifeform china is sorta like a man who eats poisoned fish and dies of same
15:58 asciilifeform ate usa, now 'enjoys' the heavy metals.
15:58 mircea_popescu they ate too much massachussetts ?
15:58 asciilifeform aha.
15:58 mircea_popescu mebbe.
15:59 mod6 mass-a-two-shits
15:59 spandrell_ i mean it's not that bad
15:59 spandrell_ got a coworker who had a kid too and stayed
15:59 spandrell_ hasnt been kidnapped afaik
15:59 mircea_popescu what do you work ?
15:59 spandrell_ but japan is completely awesome and i didnt see the point
15:59 spandrell_ i'd rather not say
16:00 mircea_popescu mkay.
16:00 asciilifeform spandrell_: why, you're one of the 3 blokes who run reactors, and it'll be instantly obvious which one ?
16:00 spandrell_ yep
16:01 spandrell_ anyway, russian reaction might be awesome
16:01 spandrell_ but russia sucks, which detracts from its credibility
16:01 asciilifeform spandrell_: it is the ONE civilized (in whatever sense) country that is resisting.
16:01 spandrell_ oh come on, china is resisting too
16:01 asciilifeform china ate the fish.
16:01 mircea_popescu spandrell_ what's "sucks" mean here ?
16:02 spandrell_ low living standards
16:02 spandrell_ such that brain drain happens
16:02 mircea_popescu hahaha this is a rather... distant view.
16:02 asciilifeform y'know, typical ru fella has hot water in his flat
16:02 spandrell_ got a ukrainian pal which is fond of sending me pictures of the russian countryside
16:02 asciilifeform unlike jp.
16:02 spandrell_ hospitals with rats
16:02 mircea_popescu https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2015/12/30/men-doing-their-own-thing/#comment-7539 << i so much love little gems like these.
16:02 spandrell_ that kind of stuff
16:02 asciilifeform yet somehow 'jp is the fyoooootooor' and 'ru sux'
16:02 spandrell_ unlike jp?
16:02 spandrell_ hot water? what are you talking about
16:02 mircea_popescu so, dickless beta whiteboy figures "islam" is "all about making all men equal", so he'll get a wife from allah.
16:03 mircea_popescu meanwhile irl, islam is about him dieing with a fucking explosive towel wrapped around his head, as a 37 yo virgin.
16:03 asciilifeform spandrell_: last i heard jp flats have under-counter heaters and many folks still warm tub with electric submersion thing.
16:03 mircea_popescu which, incidentally, i met aplenty in the arab lands. and they ~match spandrell_ 's ideas of "arab"
16:03 mircea_popescu except they're arabs in exactly the sense reddit's populated by computer experts.
16:04 spandrell_ i dont even know what electric submersion means
16:04 spandrell_ everybody has hot water here
16:04 spandrell_ and baths are automatic
16:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ie, the tea maker ?!
16:04 spandrell_ press a button
16:04 asciilifeform spandrell_: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/thumb/7/7d/%D0%9A%D0%B8%D0%BF%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA.JPG/640px-%D0%9A%D0%B8%D0%BF%D1%8F%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA.JPG << them.
16:04 spandrell_ set the temperature
16:05 spandrell_ and once it's done you get a girl voice saying "sir your bath is ready"
16:05 asciilifeform spandrell_: in reactor operator's flat - yes
16:05 spandrell_ it has a mike too so you can call your wife from the bathtub to ask for a beer
16:05 spandrell_ it connects to the kitchen
16:05 asciilifeform in typical american expat's - no.
16:05 spandrell_ where she's supposed to be
16:05 spandrell_ i mean come on
16:06 asciilifeform and what does 'kitchen' mean in a 1-room closet flat anyway
16:06 asciilifeform the upper right hand corner ?
16:06 asciilifeform next to toilet curtain ?
16:06 spandrell_ 1-rooms are 1-rooms
16:06 spandrell_ families don't live in 1-rooms
16:06 spandrell_ single people do
16:06 asciilifeform and, what, when they want to breed, their room undergoes mitosis ?
16:06 trinque $up spandrell_
16:06 deedbot spandrell_ voiced for 30 minutes.
16:07 spandrell_ i mean come on
16:07 trinque what's the rent on a place with the bathtub robot
16:07 * asciilifeform would like to know this also
16:09 asciilifeform $up spandrell
16:09 deedbot spandrell voiced for 30 minutes.
16:09 spandrell if russia were rich i'd be living there myself; who the hell wants to stand progressive bullshit if we could avoid it
16:10 asciilifeform spandrell: sounds like you are reasonably rich in jp ?
16:10 spandrell utterly middle class
16:10 asciilifeform the money will carry considerably farther in ru
16:10 asciilifeform 'middle class' in jp will buy solid gold toilet in, e.g., usa.
16:10 spandrell not really
16:10 spandrell wages arent that high
16:10 asciilifeform (unless, as often the case, yer money is tied to geography)
16:10 spandrell prices are pretty cheap these days
16:11 asciilifeform how much does the robo-bathtub flat go for in usd ?
16:11 spandrell 3 rooms
16:11 spandrell 600 dollars
16:11 spandrell provincial town though, not tokyo
16:11 asciilifeform i can get same for 600 in some ohio shithole also.
16:11 asciilifeform where nobody wants to live.
16:12 asciilifeform jp =~ tokyo in my mind.
16:12 spandrell well in tokyo it can go for 1200-2000
16:12 spandrell depending how central
16:12 spandrell most people in tokyo live in 2 story houses in the suburbs
16:12 asciilifeform iirc if very central, and you want 'extras' like 'absence of vermin' or 'dishwasher and wash machine' it will go 4000+.
16:13 spandrell 100sqm, USD400k
16:13 asciilifeform theeeeere we go.
16:13 spandrell no vermin
16:13 spandrell washing machine is of course universal
16:13 spandrell dishwasher increasingly so
16:13 spandrell no way it costs more than 2000 unless you're in an absurdly fancy place
16:13 asciilifeform 400k buys you a flat in moscow.
16:13 asciilifeform or two in buenos aires, iirc
16:14 asciilifeform or 1/2 a flat in washington dc.
16:14 spandrell how much is the equivalent moscow wage?
16:14 asciilifeform equivalent to what ?
16:14 spandrell the same job in tokyo
16:14 asciilifeform i have no idea what kind of reactor spandrell operates
16:14 asciilifeform perhaps it does not even ~exist~ in moscow
16:14 asciilifeform just like mine does not.
16:15 asciilifeform which is why i'm stuck in this godforsaken shithole
16:15 spandrell an average salary for a 35 year old man in tokyo would be USD50k year
16:15 asciilifeform who the hell cares what is 'average pay of 35 yo'
16:15 asciilifeform do we include down's syndrome cases ?
16:15 asciilifeform the dead ?
16:15 spandrell college grads
16:15 asciilifeform what college ? what profession ? etc.
16:15 asciilifeform even 'pay of engineer' is VERY tricky question.
16:15 spandrell any college, any profession
16:15 asciilifeform because ~nobody is 'generic engineer'
16:15 spandrell i mean you're trying to argue that life in russia is good
16:15 asciilifeform these aren't meaningful 'any's.
16:16 spandrell russians emigrate, some even to japan
16:16 asciilifeform spandrell: nope.
16:16 spandrell japanese dont emigrate, most certainly not to russia
16:16 asciilifeform just that there is NO such thing as 'life in russia'
16:16 spandrell what does that say
16:16 asciilifeform any more than 'life in jp'
16:16 asciilifeform or 'life in usa'.
16:16 asciilifeform it is very different animal depending on ~who~ you are.
16:16 spandrell there you go
16:16 spandrell race doesnt exist!
16:16 spandrell i'm the linguist, you dont play semantics with me
16:16 asciilifeform japanese don't much emigrate because 'dun wanna live with niggers'
16:16 asciilifeform (which includes, to jp fella, you an' me)
16:17 spandrell chinese dun wanna live with niggers too
16:17 asciilifeform nobody does.
16:17 spandrell but they put up with it in order to beat the crap out of china
16:22 spandrell anyway, gentlemen, i must go
16:22 spandrell pleasure talking to you
16:22 spandrell hope you buy my book if I write it
16:22 spandrell 88
16:23 asciilifeform spandrell: i will buy it.
16:23 asciilifeform spandrell: you are encouraged to return with pgp key.
16:23 asciilifeform spandrell: this is where the cultured men resist the rot.
16:23 spandrell thanks
16:24 Framedragger https://randomoracle.wordpress.com/2015/08/13/safenet-hsm-key-extraction-vulnerability-part-i/ tl;dr "PKCS#11 security = lol"
16:24 asciilifeform jolly fella.
16:24 asciilifeform been readin' him on and off, for eons.
16:25 asciilifeform Framedragger: l0l!!
16:26 asciilifeform 'Extract-key-from-key is defined in section 6.27.7 of PKCS#11 standard version 2.30. It may as well have been renamed “extract-substring” as the analog of standard operation on strings. This derivation scheme creates a new key by taking a contiguous sequence of bits at desired offset and length from an existing key.' << holy FUCK
16:26 asciilifeform this existed?!!
16:26 Framedragger yeah i've recently started - enjoyable indeed
16:28 Framedragger yeah wtf right?!! (i didn't know, wtf)
16:31 Framedragger maybe you can run cellular automata on that thing, with those useless APIs
16:33 asciilifeform seems as if it were tailor-made for crapping out the kind of keys that have been appearing in phuctor.
16:35 Framedragger indeed..
16:35 Framedragger but look it's secure because when it's deriving new secret keys from another secret key it has this majestic security constraint: "If the original key used in this process is sensitive, then the derived key must also be sensitive for the derivation to succeed."
16:35 Framedragger so we're all good guyz
16:35 asciilifeform lel
16:35 Framedragger sensitive = some bit set
16:36 Framedragger ohey vc how's romania treating you then
16:41 vc Framedragger: foarte bine :^^)
16:46 Framedragger wow, ok, so pkcs#11 is horrible over 9000.
16:46 Framedragger cool vc, and i hope your rolling-out of hosting boxes is going most cocksuredly well!
16:47 vc it's going terribly but hopefully things should be ironed out soon and the service will launch
16:47 vc none of it has been my fault, delays at my parent host
16:47 Framedragger (re. pkcs#11, because e.g. that substring-attack is only meant to be against symmetric keys stored in that shitformat, but since e.g. ECDSA keypair's secret logarithm "is just stored as 32-byte scalar value [it's not meant to be stored that way there, but is, because reasons], [...] extract-key-from-key can be used to successively reveal chunks of that scalar value.")
16:47 vc and broken promises
16:48 asciilifeform Framedragger: whole thing is ~very~ overdue for the cleansing fires.
16:48 asciilifeform including the horse it rode in on.
16:48 Framedragger yeah, hard to argue with that
16:49 Framedragger vc: hey better slower than fast and shitty :)
16:50 vc when you're paying 2 grand fast and quality should not be mutually exclusive
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17:45 BingoBoingo http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475877 << Go to Florida, visit the dope recoverers meetings there. Many adults long reprogrammed.
17:45 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 16:42 asciilifeform: i've never actually met an adult who had the experience and wasn't a traumatic wreck.
17:51 pete_dushenski o hey spandrell showed up. neato.
17:52 mod6 damnit, tbot is taken
17:52 mod6 guess i should have figured...
17:53 pete_dushenski $google site:contravex.com spandrell
17:54 BingoBoingo http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476047 << I thought you wrote the post with them as the heroes?
17:54 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 18:46 spandrell: why i dislike bros?
17:54 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2015/06/21/statelessness-of-fearlessness/#footnote_0_4063 << there it is
17:55 pete_dushenski http://www.contravex.com/2015/06/07/the-follow-your-heart-myth/ << quoted him here too. smart fellow, particularly on chinese historical happenings and interpretations, evidently.
17:56 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-01#1474946 << this is famous and not unlike trump's experience on the apprentice.
17:56 a111 Logged on 2016-06-01 21:22 BingoBoingo: ;;later tell pete_dushenski http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=4521
17:57 pete_dushenski j. trudeau as media darling has been well established since before i was born
17:57 pete_dushenski and pretty well since he was
17:58 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-01#1474350 << in case you missed this, dan, it worked!!1
17:58 a111 Logged on 2016-06-01 03:46 danielpbarron: pete_dushenski, done.
17:58 trinque and now I learn that the custom search api doesn't do site:
17:58 pete_dushenski danielpbarron: colour me impressed at the depth of your twatter pull
17:58 shinohai http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476600 <<< sux :/
17:58 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 21:52 mod6: damnit, tbot is taken
17:59 pete_dushenski trinque: leave it to me to show you how badly your beautiful toys are broken
17:59 trinque search engine in WoT when
17:59 pete_dushenski speaking of which, anyone ever tried to send full 'account balance' from trb node when it was clearly a bullshit number ?
18:00 shinohai Implying I have a Bitcoin balance.
18:00 pete_dushenski obviously, it doesn't create a proper tx, but trb doesn't know this and so effectively locks the coins from being spent.
18:00 pete_dushenski all because it thinks it's waiting for confirmations that will never come
18:01 shinohai O.o
18:01 trinque glorious
18:01 pete_dushenski fucken braindamaged already, though i can't speak to whether heathen client operates in same way
18:02 pete_dushenski blockcypher is only tracker to recognise broken tx, but shows only 'empty script type' inputs and
18:02 shinohai Haven't personally ever seen this, though I only load up enough coins from another wallet sweep to complete tx
18:03 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-01#1474673 << so it is. twas a popular little hobby back in 2010-2013, though i know of no one who took it beyond that and up to the business level.
18:03 a111 Logged on 2016-06-01 16:42 mircea_popescu: so electricity is like, <4 cent / kwh commercial in alberta ? who the hell knew, that's pretty good mining pricing neh ?
18:06 pete_dushenski danielpbarron: speaking of your twatskillz, mind dropping @jackbaruth my response to http://archive.is/iBQow ? >> http://www.contravex.com/2016/06/02/fellow-astronauts-sure-fellow-american-proles-hmm/
18:07 pete_dushenski let's dump a bit of ol' jack baruth in the logs, just ftr :
18:07 pete_dushenski Now it’s China’s turn to attempt to prove that their centrally-managed currency can do it. They’re going to fail because nobody trusts China and nobody ever will. The business community knows that the Wall Street game is rigged but it’s rigged in a way that they trust. Nor will Bitcoin ever be more than a plaything for people on the fringes of the financial world. Pete’s very knowledgeable about
18:07 pete_dushenski Bitcoin but just like the goldbugs and the silver hoarders he rarely looks very hard at the way that real people use money in the real world. The average sub-130 IQ person looks at Bitcoin as a technology indistinguishable from magic, assuming that it’s that kind of magic where people periodically compromise the blockchain and steal money. Believe me when I tell you that we will all go back to biting c
18:07 pete_dushenski oins and cutting silver dollars into “bits” before we have any significant public adoption of any cryptography-based currency.
18:07 pete_dushenski Neither Pete nor I will live to see a world in which the United States is not a major player in international affairs, if not the major player. Go ahead and bet on that.
18:08 pete_dushenski this, ladies and gents, is the cream of the auto journo crop. it's hard to believe that he's as accomplished a driver and writer as he is while maintaining these aforequoted pretenses. but what can i say, i have a soft spot for the guy.
18:11 pete_dushenski in other azn news : http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/05/onbashira-log-moving-festival/
18:17 pete_dushenski in still other azn insights : "The quality of the highways are actually fantastic - in the old-days before we had proving grounds built in China we used to do high-speed testing on the newly-built highways before they were opened to public, and they were smooth as can be even at 120mph +. I would say the quality of the roads in the South are a little better, and industrial Provinces like Jinan a little po
18:17 pete_dushenski orer because of all the overloaded trucks tearing up the roads. But generally the highways get re-paved at least once-a-year, to both stimulate the construction-based economy here but also to keep the workers employed."
18:18 pete_dushenski can anyone confirm this once-a-year paving schedule ? because fuck me am i getting tired of the washboard frost heaves in this frozen backwater.
18:19 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: "This evidence includes asserting it's will over Bitfinex, the shambling forum scam the succeeded Mt Gox and Bitstamp as..." << s/it's/its and s/the succeeded/that succeeded
18:20 BingoBoingo ty fxd
18:22 pete_dushenski speaking of spandrel (but not spandrell), i was just reading about the different types of spandrel glass. turns out there are more than a few ways to hide the slab end, mechanical, and electrical systems using an opaque curtain wall insert. the glass on these opaque sections is usually tempered because they get so hot with waste heat and greenhouse effect that they could crack from thermal shock. also, vo
18:22 pete_dushenski c's can ~stain~ them, which really makes you wonder wtf they're doing to our lungs.
18:25 pete_dushenski ;;ticker
18:25 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 570.4400000000001, Best ask: 570.99, Bid-ask spread: 0.55000, Last trade: 570.99, 24 hour volume: 49413.50272649, 24 hour low: 535.65, 24 hour high: 579.9400000000001, 24 hour vwap: None
18:26 asciilifeform pete_dushenski may be interested in my discovery today that 'nec' makes quite usable 'eizo's.
18:26 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475389 << now if every bureaucratic meeting was that good, i'd still be setting my alarm clock every morning
18:26 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 02:17 mircea_popescu: and in other japanews, http://66.media.tumblr.com/1904e39d9c0714d833fd435cd5f0faa2/tumblr_o0de7zkzHV1u9ovyno1_400.gif
18:27 pete_dushenski asciilifeform: why couldn't you have figured this out before last christmas ? first it's the amazing pogo, then the amazing eizo... AND NOW IT'S NEITHER
18:27 asciilifeform lel
18:27 asciilifeform new hardware happenz srsly
18:28 pete_dushenski 'except opteron' (tm) (r)
18:28 asciilifeform also eizo is pretty neat but the 3k one not the 300 one.
18:28 pete_dushenski ok so let's hear about these nec's
18:28 asciilifeform just installed one
18:29 pete_dushenski mk. model ?
18:29 asciilifeform 'EA275UHD-BK'
18:29 pete_dushenski aha
18:29 asciilifeform surprisingly decent.
18:29 asciilifeform fucking hate 16:9 though, but ~nothing else exists in that density.
18:29 pete_dushenski ya, 16:10 or bust
18:29 asciilifeform 4:3 or bust.
18:30 asciilifeform but there is NO 170+dpi 4:3.
18:30 asciilifeform afaik.
18:30 pete_dushenski eh what is this, the cinema ?
18:30 asciilifeform dunno where pete_dushenski goes to cinema, but around here they're 16:10
18:31 asciilifeform anyway i stack 16:9's on their side to get giant 4:3. but it's a pain.
18:31 pete_dushenski i've tried that too. didn't take.
18:35 pete_dushenski anyways, i think i have enough monitors for the time being. unlike cars, you can't just park 'em all and grab the keys to the one you're in the mood for that day. a workstation isn't a commute or an errand run
18:38 pete_dushenski http://blogs.harvard.edu/philg/2016/06/03/good-15-inch-laptop-with-a-great-keyboard/ << good ol' philg asking readership for hardware recommendations. only caveat : MUST RUN WINDOWS 10
18:38 asciilifeform mebbe he does malware analysis now.
18:38 pete_dushenski on self ?
18:38 pete_dushenski like surgeon who cuts own flesh ?
18:38 pete_dushenski pretty sure he has some small consulting biz or other, don't think it was malware related
18:40 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/lcd.jpg << nec is 2nd from left
18:40 pete_dushenski since when don't you use imhur ?
18:41 pete_dushenski ;)
18:41 asciilifeform since there is 1 photo
18:41 asciilifeform and i dun have to crank out html for indices.
18:43 trinque nice, portrait and 4 of them is the only way to go
18:43 trinque SO MUCH TERMINAL
18:43 asciilifeform trinque: goes great with balanced diet of mouseless wm
18:44 pete_dushenski bbiab
18:49 asciilifeform pete_dushenski: i'd like to start adding vertically (there is, e.g., ample room for 2 moar horizontal 16:9s above the left and right pair each) but difficult to found proper mounting arms to make'em align just-so
18:49 asciilifeform so far i've found 0 off-the-shelf mounts that extend far enough vertically AND horizontally.
18:50 asciilifeform lever force, i suspect, would be too great, it'd snap the chunk of desk it attaches to clean off.
18:50 asciilifeform in other nyooz, mircea_popescu check out this here pond scum, http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/53e25f3c-920e-4598-9b84-f1c9aea1ff73
18:51 asciilifeform l0l tiraspol
18:58 mircea_popescu asciilifeform uh what's notable ?
18:59 asciilifeform crapolade new-to-me, is all.
18:59 asciilifeform and containing what looks like turdware c&c.
19:00 asciilifeform with ~usable params (could, theoretically, simulate a bot of his, see what it gets asked to do.)
19:00 mircea_popescu looks more like some sort of windows "hacking tool" by the idiotic "try everything n times"
19:00 asciilifeform i used to bait these folk regularly.
19:01 asciilifeform they don't show up on dulap nearly as often as one might expect.
19:02 mircea_popescu anyway, apparently pearl s. buck did an anglo water margin
19:02 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476633 << pete_dushenski who was the derp ?
19:02 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 22:07 pete_dushenski: Bitcoin but just like the goldbugs and the silver hoarders he rarely looks very hard at the way that real people use money in the real world. The average sub-130 IQ person looks at Bitcoin as a technology indistinguishable from magic, assuming that it’s that kind of magic where people periodically compromise the blockchain and steal money. Believe me when I tell you that we will all go back to biting c
19:02 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 'good earth' ?
19:02 asciilifeform not == afaik
19:03 mircea_popescu nah, all men are brothers
19:03 asciilifeform gotta love the immortal ' magic where people periodically compromise the blockchain and steal money '
19:04 mircea_popescu the who ?
19:04 asciilifeform nobody wants to contemplate that he is pond scum ready for the fermentation reactor
19:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: pete was quoting some derp from his commentz
19:04 mircea_popescu i suppose this is an iq 95 dude with extenders to 110 ?
19:04 asciilifeform l0l extenders
19:04 mircea_popescu you know, turbo button pushed on.
19:05 asciilifeform can haz turbo button ?
19:05 asciilifeform i could use one.
19:05 mircea_popescu heh.
19:05 asciilifeform if it were like the one on my 486 dx2, it'll turn me cache back on.
19:05 mircea_popescu "how long is your penis ?" "drawn it's like even over ten inches"
19:05 asciilifeform (i was a cruel shock when i learned that it LIED and DID NOT set clock to 10Mhz like promised on the lights!111111)
19:06 asciilifeform ^ and in fact turbo buttons ~always worked this way
19:06 mircea_popescu you know looking at this trilema article, it's a pretty epic shot of you asciilifeform ? i hope you use it for cvs.
19:06 asciilifeform lel where this was
19:06 asciilifeform c2?
19:06 mircea_popescu ya
19:06 mircea_popescu you could be on a fucking rap album. wu tang ain't got nothin' to touch this.
19:07 asciilifeform l0lk
19:08 * asciilifeform brb, ph00d
19:08 mircea_popescu i never quite realised its sheer potential ; not until spandrell guy asked about you.
19:09 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476485 << ahahaah hater. listen, just because japan is better than russia doesn't mean you hafta get sore. japan's always been better than russia :D
19:09 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 20:06 asciilifeform: the upper right hand corner ?
19:10 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476516 << and most people in new york live in long island ?
19:10 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 20:12 spandrell: most people in tokyo live in 2 story houses in the suburbs
19:11 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476524 << more like 3 and even that's scandalous wtf.
19:11 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 20:13 asciilifeform: 400k buys you a flat in moscow.
19:11 BingoBoingo http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476721 >> for srs rap album
19:11 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 23:06 mircea_popescu: you could be on a fucking rap album. wu tang ain't got nothin' to touch this.
19:12 mircea_popescu my man.
19:14 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476547 << by this token, women suck cock, even of men ; men don't suck cock, and if they do it's sure as hell not women's, ergo... men live better ?
19:14 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 20:16 spandrell: japanese dont emigrate, most certainly not to russia
19:15 mircea_popescu since when is behaviour the measure of situation, what's next, niggers steal because poor ?
19:18 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476588 << me chuckles quietly to himself.
19:18 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 20:47 vc: it's going terribly but hopefully things should be ironed out soon and the service will launch
19:19 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476590 << consider another point here. on the basis of v neuman's quote with the state of sin, what can be said of a purported "cryptography mechanism" which can be stored as a 32 byte value ?
19:19 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 20:47 Framedragger: (re. pkcs#11, because e.g. that substring-attack is only meant to be against symmetric keys stored in that shitformat, but since e.g. ECDSA keypair's secret logarithm "is just stored as 32-byte scalar value [it's not meant to be stored that way there, but is, because reasons], [...] extract-key-from-key can be used to successively reveal chunks of that scalar value.")
19:24 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476632 <<< ahaha what the shit.
19:24 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 22:07 pete_dushenski: Now it’s China’s turn to attempt to prove that their centrally-managed currency can do it. They’re going to fail because nobody trusts China and nobody ever will. The business community knows that the Wall Street game is rigged but it’s rigged in a way that they trust. Nor will Bitcoin ever be more than a plaything for people on the fringes of the financial world. Pete’s very knowledgeable about
19:24 mircea_popescu where do all these nuts keep popping from ?
19:24 mircea_popescu "oh, mommy knows best" "yeah you know what, go fuck your mother."
19:25 mircea_popescu leaving it as an exercise for any attendant alfs to explain difference between locklin and baruth. $indistinguishable_flavours_of_stupid_old_man
19:28 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476680 << wordpress auto-indices!
19:28 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 22:41 asciilifeform: and i dun have to crank out html for indices.
19:35 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1475889 << the behaviour is so deeply instinctual in humans, ex-goatherder chicks will naturally hallucinate how other girls they don't like don't love you enough.
19:35 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 17:05 asciilifeform: ( https://bloodyshovel.wordpress.com/2015/03/01/leftism-is-just-an-easy-excuse )
19:35 mircea_popescu tis a thing.
19:43 mircea_popescu ;;later tell spandrell amusingly, you fall in a very orwell-like vat (as per http://trilema.com/2015/in-which-orwell-avoids-what-he-does-not-wish-to-see/ ). really what you describe is the behaviour ~of idiots~ and them only. actual people do have ideology-activity connections going.
19:43 gribble The operation succeeded.
19:44 mircea_popescu that's actually how you distinguish actual people from the plain cuntspawn. and that's why attempted reductionisms a la "bros" don't actually work.
19:44 mircea_popescu there's nothing women can [say|wail] that can possibly change the plain fact that men do what they say an' say what they mean.
19:44 mircea_popescu nor can this ever be "forgotten", it's a thing in itself not a thing by convention.
19:45 pete_dushenski might be spandrell_ ? but no key so who knows
19:45 mircea_popescu funny that people actually think female behaviours are human behaviours, nowadays.
19:46 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476698 << one jack baruth. it's on contravex if you're so inclined.
19:46 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 23:02 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476633 << pete_dushenski who was the derp ?
19:46 mircea_popescu used to be a time when opposite held true. that time was... what, coupla generations ago ?
19:46 mircea_popescu weird.
19:46 pete_dushenski time dun stand still
19:46 mircea_popescu yeah but i mean... these damned colonists ? from one idiotic excess to its opposite ?
19:46 mircea_popescu can't simmer down any ?
19:47 pete_dushenski lots of room to move around in der kolonies. gasses expand to fill their containers.
19:48 mircea_popescu yeah but given their inept inability to REFERENCE THINGS and their truly despicable johnsmithism "i invented hot water in 1910", there's no dampening of the process, they'll just bong one way and the other and back again forever.
19:49 mircea_popescu a land of which no culture could ever come. much like a planet too small to retain gases.
19:49 pete_dushenski until they hit mexico to the south or... that's it i guess
19:57 pete_dushenski http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476127 << diogenes ? search pulled up http://trilema.com/2013/back-to-work-whore
19:57 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 18:54 mircea_popescu: ah, poverty. sure. si quis, inquis, dives est, tum cenare potest cum cupit. si pauper...
19:58 mircea_popescu heh. this internet and its incredible poverty...
19:59 mircea_popescu yeah pete_dushenski , the whole quote is "diogenes philosophus cuidam interroganti qua hora hominem cenare deceret : Si quis, inquis, dives est, tum cenare potest cum cupit. Si pauper, tum cenare debet cum potest."
19:59 pete_dushenski aha!
19:59 mircea_popescu (diogenes the philosopher asked by someone when people to eat said : if the one you ask about is rich, he can eat when he pleases ; if poor, has to eat when he can.)
20:11 * pete_dushenski off for beer time.
~ 1 hours 32 minutes ~
21:43 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476725 << jp occupies what one might call the opposite magnetic pole from mali or whoever is bottom of the orc pile.
21:43 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 23:09 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476485 << ahahaah hater. listen, just because japan is better than russia doesn't mean you hafta get sore. japan's always been better than russia :D
21:43 asciilifeform jp - folks bred for politeness.
21:44 asciilifeform sorta showcases the extreme of the 'tallest building you can build' from mircea_popescu's 'prophete' article.
21:45 asciilifeform in jp, pretty much everybody with white face, is LITERALLY nigger.
21:45 asciilifeform in all of the various senses. is my current understanding.
21:45 * asciilifeform at one point was pathologically well informed on jp secondhand, but is emphatically NOT a veteran thereof nor set foot there, and will not comment further
21:47 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476739 << the aes key used by everybody here when they gpg is precisely 32 bytes long. (not that this is something to be proud of.)
21:47 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 23:19 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476590 << consider another point here. on the basis of v neuman's quote with the state of sin, what can be said of a purported "cryptography mechanism" which can be stored as a 32 byte value ?
21:48 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476745 << locklin entertained me (he had articles on 'q' programming lang, apl, etc. that were not wholly uninteresting.)
21:48 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 23:25 mircea_popescu: leaving it as an exercise for any attendant alfs to explain difference between locklin and baruth. $indistinguishable_flavours_of_stupid_old_man
21:48 asciilifeform i still have nfi who baruth is/was.
21:48 asciilifeform aside from the claptrap he left on pete's site.
21:49 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476746 << i prolly oughta plant down a second, rubbish wordpress, for the rubbish.
21:49 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 23:28 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476680 << wordpress auto-indices!
21:50 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2016-06-03#1476751 << fella doesn't seem to presently ~have~, yet, an ideology, beyond a quite accurate picture of 'the west is phucked'
21:50 a111 Logged on 2016-06-03 23:43 mircea_popescu: ;;later tell spandrell amusingly, you fall in a very orwell-like vat (as per http://trilema.com/2015/in-which-orwell-avoids-what-he-does-not-wish-to-see/ ). really what you describe is the behaviour ~of idiots~ and them only. actual people do have ideology-activity connections going.
21:50 asciilifeform any more than sailor clinging to broken plank of wrecked ship, has ideology.
21:50 asciilifeform (ideology thereby)
~ 38 minutes ~
22:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform eh get out, i recall empire of japan owning teh czar pretty hardcore.
22:29 asciilifeform sure did!
22:30 mircea_popescu that was such a lulzy battle too. what was it called ?
22:30 asciilifeform was good preview of what alt-historical non-bolshevik ru would have been raped like.
22:30 mircea_popescu the "largest naval encounter" at the time
22:30 asciilifeform port artur ?
22:30 mircea_popescu i think so
22:30 mircea_popescu technically, i expect it'd have gone the way of turkey.
22:30 asciilifeform aha.
22:30 mircea_popescu would be today ~polish commonwealth + stans
22:30 asciilifeform but likely with more territorial carve.
22:31 asciilifeform certainly not 1/6 of dry land mass.
22:31 mircea_popescu fortunately for everyone involved, czar was infinitely more inept than sultan
22:31 mircea_popescu weird what ends up being saving grace.
22:32 asciilifeform folks with 'life force' in'em - eat those without. newz at 11?
22:32 mircea_popescu yes, but the part where it is better to have shitty czar than strong sultan if you have no life force left is rarely comprehended.
22:33 asciilifeform it goes under the heading of 'ancient art of knowing when to eat naga'
22:33 asciilifeform nagan
22:35 mircea_popescu eating nagas... now that'd be a show.
22:35 asciilifeform sure would !
22:35 * asciilifeform pictures something liek hybrid of sword swallower and snake charmer
22:36 shinohai http://btcinfo.sdf.org/uploads/start.jpeg <<< lolz
22:36 mircea_popescu these schmucks seriously go around pretending some book published in the 1930s is "under copyright" ?
22:36 mircea_popescu for the love of fuck.
22:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: waiwut
22:36 asciilifeform who
22:37 mircea_popescu $google "all men are brothers" pearl s buck "full text"
22:37 deedbot http://www.academypublication.com/ojs/index.php/tpls/article/download/tpls0503581589/139 << Download this PDF file | http://ijbssnet.com/journals/Vol_4_No_13_October_2013/6.pdf << Cultural Factors in Literary Translation: Foreignization and ... | http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download;jsessionid=FC6BABFB01EB5E0597A4C56D130E70EF?doi=10.1.1.673.7336&rep=rep1&type=pdf << Download as a PDF
22:37 mircea_popescu heh.
22:39 mircea_popescu so fucking useless, this "google search" thing...
22:41 mircea_popescu anyway, whatever. derpy books.
22:44 asciilifeform interestingly, no ready ru either
22:45 asciilifeform though i suspect that i know why
22:45 asciilifeform ('all men are brothers' appears to be straight translation of the cn thing into eng)
22:47 asciilifeform shinohai: any context for that ?
22:48 mircea_popescu btw asciilifeform ever seen http://trilema.com/2011/biroul/ ?
22:48 asciilifeform yes! mircea_popescu linked it quite recently
22:48 mircea_popescu oh i did ? sorry.
22:48 mircea_popescu i'm rather infatuated with it currently.
22:49 asciilifeform gonna try in other langs?
22:50 mircea_popescu i don't think that one's possible in any other lang.
22:50 asciilifeform try ru
22:50 mircea_popescu no but see it is direct learned reference, all through, to famous poem. "o bizant, bizant ferice"
22:50 mircea_popescu ru doesn't have cartarescu cycles in it.
22:50 asciilifeform tru.
22:51 asciilifeform this'd be like attempting riff on pushkin in engl.
22:51 mircea_popescu that's the problem with high culture. you can't REALLY translate huxley say in french. what translate ?
22:51 asciilifeform extreme sport aficionados only.
22:51 mircea_popescu exactly!
22:52 asciilifeform sorta why i largely gave up on anglicizing ru fare. it ends up a hash, like that bugler thing
22:52 asciilifeform can be moved to do it, if coming across some gaping and suctiony it-shaped hole
22:52 asciilifeform but not otherwise.
22:54 shinohai asciilifeform: coin attempting to seekritly auto dump coins on bittrex, I found it lulzy
22:55 asciilifeform shinohai: coin?
22:56 asciilifeform this was... what ? walletron ? why would it print 'dumping coins' to stdout ?
22:59 mircea_popescu imo the bugler came out pretty good.
22:59 mircea_popescu then again, that's me from this end of it.
22:59 shinohai Startcoin ... some part of Butterin's waterfall
23:00 shinohai Need coins? Ask teh scammers!
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