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00:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18295 @ 0.00050855 = 9.3039 BTC [-] {2}
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00:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18850 @ 0.00051537 = 9.7147 BTC [+]
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00:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00050854 = 5.5939 BTC [-] {2}
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01:12 phf kakobrekla: hey, uploaded log files are busted, title fetches done by assbot have extra newlines, that correspond to newlines in the title. here's affected entry ids, http://paste.lisp.org/display/163299
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01:12 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1O2EQY3 )
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01:47 punkman phf, did you find my unicode horrors yet?
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02:12 punkman http://henrycountyreport.com/blog/2015/12/01/leaked-documents-reveal-dothan-police-department-planted-drugs-on-young-black-men-for-years-district-attorney-doug-valeska-complicit/
02:12 assbot Leaked Documents Reveal Dothan Police Department Planted Drugs on Young Black Men For Years, District Attorney Doug Valeska Complicit | The Henry County Report ... ( http://bit.ly/1N34BYe )
02:14 BingoBoingo CIVIL WAR https://archive.is/BqlXA
02:14 assbot Illinois AG: DOJ should look at Chicago PD | MSNBC ... ( http://bit.ly/1N34KuA )
02:14 BingoBoingo Illinois State vs. Chicago
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03:57 punkman http://imgur.com/gallery/kSv4f
03:58 assbot Brazilian Fukushima - Album on Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nnrjtr )
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04:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25779 @ 0.00051709 = 13.3301 BTC [+] {3}
04:26 punkman http://i.imgur.com/o9VtAlO.jpg
04:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OwpfnW )
04:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13367 @ 0.00051839 = 6.9293 BTC [+] {3}
04:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00052075 = 5.8845 BTC [+] {2}
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05:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37100 @ 0.00052146 = 19.3462 BTC [+] {4}
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06:29 asciilifeform http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2015/11/26/want-to-move-your-tank-battalion-to-take-on-a-threat-natos-got-a-form-for-that << from the lulzfarmz
06:29 assbot Want to move your tank battalion to take on a threat? NATO’s got a form for that. ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHm13Y )
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07:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44886 @ 0.00052152 = 23.4089 BTC [+] {2}
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07:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43792 @ 0.00051858 = 22.7097 BTC [-] {2}
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07:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21874 @ 0.0005174 = 11.3176 BTC [-] {2}
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08:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20381 @ 0.00052152 = 10.6291 BTC [+] {2}
08:28 asciilifeform 'By coming forward almost a decade later after these letters, this group of officers who witnessed drugs and weapons being planted and had the moral courage to bravely do the right thing are hoping the United States Department of Justice will intervene. The want a specially appointed federal prosecutor, from outside the state of Alabama....'
08:28 asciilifeform ahahahaha l0l
08:28 asciilifeform !s gendarmerie
08:28 assbot 26 results for 'gendarmerie' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=gendarmerie
08:28 asciilifeform on schedule.
08:29 asciilifeform and of course, known to every su schoolboy, the canonical: 'Изуверскими делами Он теперь известен всем - В диком штате Алабаме Страшный город Бирмингем....' (tm) (r) (mihalkov)
08:31 asciilifeform 'Город гнева, город стона, / Где во тьме горят кресты, / Где ты будешь вне закона / На глазах у Вашингтона, / Если кожей черен ты!'
08:31 asciilifeform but the timez have a-changed.
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08:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10147 @ 0.00052428 = 5.3199 BTC [+]
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09:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 87500 @ 0.00052431 = 45.8771 BTC [+] {5}
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09:46 punkman re: text steganography http://www.semantilog.org/biblingsteg/
09:46 assbot the semantilog project ... ( http://bit.ly/1Rmyg3K )
09:55 jurov http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article25161682.html china submarine steganography :DDD
09:55 assbot China may be trying to hide its submarines in the South China Sea | Miami Herald ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHRX8u )
09:56 punkman https://archive.is/34zMO "That would mean investors are valuing Yahoo’s core business at less than zero if the Asian assets were spun out tax-free."
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09:56 assbot Yahoo Board to Weigh Sale of Internet Business - WSJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1YHS4B0 )
10:05 mircea_popescu el internete no funcciona!!1\
10:08 mircea_popescu jurov qntra shares deposited. (including my batch. i have no idea why i had been doing the splitting, but anyway. no more.)
10:09 jurov so, i'm to push your shares somewhere, too?
10:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8284 @ 0.00052433 = 4.3435 BTC [+] {2}
10:10 mircea_popescu yeah, to my kjey.
10:10 mircea_popescu 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452
10:10 jurov isee
10:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30516 @ 0.00052434 = 16.0008 BTC [+]
10:11 mircea_popescu kthx
10:14 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335410 << this happens to be a correct valuation.
10:14 assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 14:56:30; punkman: https://archive.is/34zMO "That would mean investors are valuing Yahoo’s core business at less than zero if the Asian assets were spun out tax-free."
10:15 mircea_popescu “What we want is like a military Schengen zone,” the three-star U.S. general said, referring to the border-free travel regime adopted by most European Union countries. “Right now refugees can move across Europe faster than military convoys.”
10:15 mircea_popescu bwhgahaha.
10:15 mircea_popescu THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EUROPE.
10:15 mircea_popescu since oh i dunno, the fucking concordat of worms.
10:16 mircea_popescu buncha outlier barbarians in temporary positions of power missing what civilisation is all about by the usual mile
10:16 mircea_popescu this schmuck, gengis khan, whadda hell's the difference.
10:20 jurov qntras distributed
10:21 deedbot- [Trilema] Qntra (S.QNTR) November 2015 Statement - http://trilema.com/2015/qntra-sqntr-november-2015-statement/
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10:40 shinohai well
10:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 158931 @ 0.00051912 = 82.5043 BTC [-] {5}
10:57 shinohai "a hub went boom" that sounds unfortunate.
10:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46950 @ 0.00051305 = 24.0877 BTC [-] {6}
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11:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18050 @ 0.00051582 = 9.3106 BTC [+] {2}
11:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 122303 @ 0.00051583 = 63.0876 BTC [+]
11:58 lobbes lol, dat net split
12:03 shinohai we lost assbot i think
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12:37 jurov rr
12:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71300 @ 0.00051506 = 36.7238 BTC [-] {4}
12:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 115600 @ 0.00050217 = 58.0509 BTC [-] {10}
12:52 jurov ^ i should think of better way to check if still having voice
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13:08 punkman https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c6b441_b8be85e11674493598fd5c9d6d0f6936.jpg_srz_600_463_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz
13:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1XHqykG )
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13:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53126 @ 0.00050963 = 27.0746 BTC [+] {3}
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13:49 thestringpuller !t m s.mpoe
13:49 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00050016 / 0.00051594 / 0.00052434 (1594682 shares, 822.77 BTC), 7D: 0.00049466 / 0.00050721 / 0.00052434 (6344107 shares, 3,217.80 BTC), 30D: 0.00048633 / 0.00052203 / 0.00057294 (50989976 shares, 26,618.69 BTC)
13:49 thestringpuller assbot: you okay?
13:56 ben_vulpes ;;ping
13:56 gribble pong
13:57 trinque !up assbot
13:57 trinque lol
13:59 thestringpuller assbot must have been on wrong side of netsplit?
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14:26 deedbot- [serialized delusions] Tragedy of web security - http://explo.yt/post/2015/12/02/Tragedy-of-web-security
14:27 asciilifeform 'I can't believe no one ever thought of a way how browser can authenticate a session without giving out secrets to anyone, including javascript.' << pgp ?
14:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5082 @ 0.0004998 = 2.54 BTC [-] {3}
14:31 thestringpuller asciilifeform: So. Got to page 3 of dragon book.
14:31 asciilifeform 3?!
14:31 thestringpuller That's about as far as I can get before it looks egyptian to me.
14:31 asciilifeform oh ferfuxxsake
14:32 asciilifeform http://www.informatik.uni-bremen.de/agbkb/lehre/ccfl/Material/ALSUdragonbook.pdf << l337 w4r3z of 'dragon book' for anyone who doesn't have one and has nfi what we're on about
14:32 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1YIqraL )
14:33 asciilifeform thestringpuller: if you're a complete n00b you might want to try one of andrew appel's schoolbooks
14:33 asciilifeform andrew w. appel, 'modern compiler implementation in X' where X is one of 3 or 4 different langs (different editions)
14:34 asciilifeform it also helps if you have something like an actual reason for doing any of this.
14:34 thestringpuller to become more skilled?
14:34 thestringpuller or is that not a good reason :(
14:34 asciilifeform skilled in what
14:34 asciilifeform writing compiler ?
14:35 thestringpuller skilled in fundamentals.
14:35 thestringpuller http://www.amazon.com/Modern-Compiler-Implementation-Andrew-Appel/dp/0521607655 << this looks neat
14:36 asciilifeform it's an ok book
14:36 asciilifeform best place to learn is still... by reading an actual compiler from 1980s or prior
14:36 asciilifeform (and writing own, similar.)
14:37 asciilifeform also arguably 'compiler' is two entirely separate disciplines,
14:37 asciilifeform front-endiana (parser, lexer, ast, et al) and back-endiana (code gen, peepholer, various optimizers)
14:37 asciilifeform they don't really have much to do with one another.
14:38 asciilifeform but tend to get equally shoddy treatment in school on account of being jammed into same course in one semester.
14:38 asciilifeform to see something like a quasi-readable and quasi-modern compiler, see f. bellard's 'tinycc' ( http://bellard.org/tcc/tcc-doc.html )
14:38 assbot Tiny C Compiler Reference Documentation ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q171N1 )
14:39 thestringpuller interesting
14:39 thestringpuller i'm learning a lot already.
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14:59 deedbot- [BitBet Bets Bets] 1.00000000 BTC on 'Yes' - Federal Reserve will raise interest rate at December FOMC meeting - http://bitbet.us/bet/1221/federal-reserve-will-raise-interest-rate-at-december/#b26
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15:33 jurov asciilifeform: how many webdevs or even W3C dudes ever thought about pgp?
15:34 jurov and i don't ask even that, only for browser to manage session without possibility of js mucking in it
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15:46 shinohai BingoBoingo: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/married-couple-so-fat-theyve-never-had-sex/news-story/8fe78659260e79be3806ef676cff4aa4
15:46 assbot Married couple too fat to have sex: Husband and wife to undergo weight loss surgery ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGFRro )
15:49 punkman jurov, browsers do have client certificates
15:51 punkman and you can massage your GPG key into a client cert
15:51 asciilifeform ugh
15:51 punkman yeah it sucks
15:51 asciilifeform aaah yeaaaah sure, sslizing my rsa key makes me ah so hot&bothered
15:51 asciilifeform mno.
15:53 trinque browser needs to die.
15:54 trinque gimme the data and leave me to say what I'll do with it
15:54 asciilifeform 'browser' is but one single pustule on a half-dead bubonic and leprous horror
15:54 trinque no argument here.
15:56 thestringpuller asciilifeform: stop hating on the world wide web
15:56 thestringpuller it's the best thing the internet has to offer!
15:56 thestringpuller now we can do everything in da javascript. the browser is da future!
15:57 * asciilifeform is still waiting for browser-in-js-in-browser
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15:57 asciilifeform though there is a js x86 box emulator, yes
15:57 punkman asciilifeform: has been done
15:57 asciilifeform so there is hope.
15:57 jurov iirc they did arachne in js?
15:57 punkman not it, but relevant http://oldweb.today/
15:57 assbot oldweb.today ... ( http://bit.ly/1Oybvt6 )
15:57 trinque just compile webkit for emscripten
15:58 asciilifeform lulzy.
15:58 asciilifeform 'Waiting for empty slot... At most 1756 user(s) ahead of you'
15:58 asciilifeform eh.
15:58 trinque http://s-macke.github.io/jor1k/demos/main.html?user=T9MZlHrF0x << killl meeee
15:58 assbot jor1k: OpenRISC OR1K Javascript Emulator Running Linux With Network Support ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybFk9 )
15:59 asciilifeform http://bellard.org/jslinux << mega-classic
15:59 assbot Javascript PC Emulator ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybJjS )
15:59 asciilifeform ^ x86
15:59 punkman trinque: https://github.com/trevorlinton/webkit.js
15:59 assbot trevorlinton/webkit.js · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybJQT )
15:59 asciilifeform boots linux.
16:00 asciilifeform (~why~ to do this, is an entirely other question, which i am unable to even begin to apprehend)
16:10 thestringpuller what
16:10 thestringpuller the
16:10 thestringpuller actual fuck
16:10 thestringpuller this linux in js comes with gcc?
16:10 asciilifeform afaik it was a 'we do what we must, because we can' sorta thing
16:10 thestringpuller dude I compiled a C program in javascript?
16:10 thestringpuller Why is this a thing?
16:11 asciilifeform other than as a demo of 'turing completeness' for schoolchildren, i can think of no actual use for this
16:11 punkman because now you can play Golden Axe in teh browser! https://archive.org/details/msdos_Golden_Axe_1990
16:11 assbot Golden Axe : SEGA Enterprises Ltd. : Free Streaming : Internet Archive ... ( http://bit.ly/1OydflW )
16:11 trinque perversion is its own end for a deviant child
16:12 asciilifeform punkman: lulzy. somebody oughta make one for 'DERIVE'
16:12 thestringpuller i imagine trinque will buy his son a commodore 64
16:14 trinque I played with BASIC on DOS back in the day; I can think of worse gifts.
16:15 asciilifeform i can think of few better gifts -
16:15 asciilifeform unless you're of the mircea_popescu or orlov school of thought, in which case better gifts include horse and kalash
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16:16 asciilifeform (or pirate ship, etc)
16:16 punkman why not both
16:18 asciilifeform possibly because http://www.i-deti.ru/sites/default/files/sites/default/files/uploaded_images/illyustracii_k_basn1_0.jpeg
16:18 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyegdQ )
16:19 asciilifeform http://preemnik2008.net/img/content/i1/1939.jpg << or for moar scientific treatment!!1
16:19 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyeoKq )
16:19 asciilifeform ^ mircea_popescu prolly had this b00k
16:20 punkman is it a russian proverb or something?
16:20 asciilifeform fable
16:21 asciilifeform 'swan, pike, and crayfish'
16:21 asciilifeform (ivan krylov, 1814)
16:21 asciilifeform https://ru.wikisource.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B4%D1%8C,_%D0%A9%D1%83%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%B8_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%BA_(%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2) << compl3337 t3x7
16:21 assbot Лебедь, Щука и Рак (Крылов) — Викитека ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGKeTs )
16:22 phf https://russianuniverse.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/caricature-based-on-swan-pike-and-crawfish-fable.jpg
16:22 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGKkul )
16:22 asciilifeform ends: '... which one of them's at fault? / i cannot say! / but that old cart's / still there today!' -- approx.
16:23 asciilifeform phf: l0lzz
16:23 phf haha, that perelman illustration (re scientific take)
16:23 asciilifeform aha, mega-b000k
16:23 punkman one would certainly be tempted to use kalash as input device for current computars
16:24 asciilifeform https://www.eduspb.com/public/books/nauch_pop_uch/perelman_fizika1.pdf << l337 w4r3z
16:24 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGKvWs )
16:24 asciilifeform ^ Яков Исидорович Перельман. 'Занимательная физика.'
16:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5491 @ 0.00049546 = 2.7206 BTC [-]
16:25 asciilifeform punkman: quite!
16:26 phf also http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=29-08-2015#1255220
16:26 assbot Logged on 29-08-2015 05:44:47; phf: (entire perelman archive in djvu http://publ.lib.ru/ARCHIVES/P/PEREL'MAN_Yakov_Isidorovich/_Perel'man_Ya.I..html, probably of interest only for ascii)
16:26 asciilifeform ^ better
16:26 asciilifeform !s djvu
16:26 assbot 33 results for 'djvu' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=djvu
16:27 asciilifeform (for anyone who does not know what subj. is, or why)
16:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51577 @ 0.00049546 = 25.5543 BTC [-]
16:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35600 @ 0.00049751 = 17.7114 BTC [+]
16:29 thestringpuller !ticker m s.qntr
16:29 assbot [MPEX:S.QNTR] 1D: 0.00022489 / 0.00022659 / 0.00023 (3000 shares, 0.68 BTC), 7D: 0.00022489 / 0.00026036 / 0.0003002 (5543 shares, 1.44 BTC), 30D: 0.00022489 / 0.00026197 / 0.0003002 (8479 shares, 2.22 BTC)
16:30 lobbes http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/us/san-bernardino-shooting/index.html
16:30 assbot San Bernardino shooting: Suspects on the loose - CNN.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLbuN )
16:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 103700 @ 0.0004935 = 51.176 BTC [-] {8}
16:33 punkman http://telecom.kz/en/news/view/18729
16:33 assbot Kazakhtelecom ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLs14 )
16:33 asciilifeform meanwhile, on headzoff.com.... http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/middleeast/isis-russian-beheading-claim
16:33 assbot ISIS video shows beheading of alleged Russian spy - CNN.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLsOt )
16:34 asciilifeform punkman: 'kazahstan!! greatest country in the world! all other countries are run by little gurlz!!11' (tm) (r) ('borat')
16:34 asciilifeform moar relevantly,
16:35 asciilifeform 'national swimming pool!... ...filtration system, a marvel to behold! it removes eighty percent of hyooooman soooolid waaaaste!1111'
16:35 thestringpuller that's fucking gross
16:35 thestringpuller just stop peeing in the pool
16:35 asciilifeform http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-17491344 << megaclassic
16:35 assbot Borat anthem stuns Kazakh gold medallist in Kuwait - BBC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLLZJ )
16:36 trinque ahaha... wd to the troll responsible
16:37 thestringpuller https://bitcoinmagazine.com/articles/bitcoin-mining-pool-f-pool-discus-fish-maintains-bip-not-an-option-1449003767 << Coinbase CEO states, we have miner support; Chinese say fuck you.
16:38 asciilifeform aaaah yeah, i was wondering where the ph0rk w4rz folks went
16:38 asciilifeform evidently - still with us.
16:39 thestringpuller more of a cold war, that doesn't matter
16:40 thestringpuller since unlike the nuclear powers of the 60's; these people just have a fake "fork it now" button rather than an actual fork ICBM launcher
16:48 BingoBoingo "The most important function of any locking mechanism is deterrence." >> http://www.csoonline.com/article/3010200/physical-security/skip-the-picks-expert-uses-hammer-to-open-a-master-lock.html
16:48 assbot Skip the picks, expert uses hammer to open a Master Lock | CSO Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyhG06 )
16:48 asciilifeform hammer << why not dynamite then.
16:49 punkman the one time I saw a locksmith work, it was hammer time
16:49 asciilifeform aah l0l apparently this is a 'bumping' demo.
16:49 asciilifeform bumping is ancient history.
16:49 asciilifeform (essentially random walk brute force attack for shitty pin tumbler locks)
16:50 asciilifeform a vibrating dildo, or electro-toothbrush, with needle taped on, works for this trick
16:50 punkman vibrating toothbrush (or dildo) works great for bumping
16:50 BingoBoingo Seriously the bullshit though. It's like FU, the most important job of the lock is sparking the thermite!
16:50 punkman lol
16:50 jurov http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/53773.gif
16:50 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyhUEG )
16:50 * asciilifeform owns ~this~ hammer, l0l
16:50 BingoBoingo lol
16:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60750 @ 0.00050586 = 30.731 BTC [+]
16:51 asciilifeform at any rate padlocks are really a ceremonial item
16:52 asciilifeform meant to signal that something was not merely left to be picked up and taken home by whoever
16:52 punkman so are door locks?
16:52 asciilifeform (ianal. ^ this may or may not mean anything in your jurisdiction)
16:54 asciilifeform if we lived in 18th c. britain, prior to the ban of security boobytraps, a frag would be an interesting item to build into a padlock
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16:54 asciilifeform (what kind of trigger? use your imagination)
16:55 asciilifeform sadly they lacked modern brissant explosives. but think how picturesque.
16:55 punkman relevant game, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-01-2015#999995
16:55 assbot Logged on 31-01-2015 10:40:29; punkman: http://thecastledoctrine.net/buy.php
16:58 trinque this guy is a terrible narrator
16:58 trinque game looks fun
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17:43 thestringpuller so conformal went full loco
17:43 thestringpuller btcd is going to pull in BIP-101
17:44 asciilifeform as if the shitlang weren't enough
17:46 asciilifeform while we're doing shitware,
17:46 asciilifeform https://code.google.com/p/google-compute-engine/issues/detail?id=87 << lulzy
17:46 assbot Issue 87 - google-compute-engine - UDP Packet Fragments cannot be reassembled - Google Compute Engine issue tracker - Google Project Hosting ... ( http://bit.ly/1lwKQkE )
17:46 asciilifeform ' Issue 87:UDP Packet Fragments cannot be reassembled'
17:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20000 @ 0.00049394 = 9.8788 BTC [-]
17:53 thestringpuller Ah yes. I encountered this in our infrastructure (we use google cloud)
17:55 thestringpuller relevant discussion? https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10578122
17:55 * asciilifeform is quite glad that he does not need this for anything nor ever will
17:56 thestringpuller cause fortunately you aren't a "web developer"
17:56 thestringpuller but I got bills to pay too
17:56 ben_vulpes I AM BECOME JAVASCRIPT
17:56 ben_vulpes KILLER OF THE MIND
17:56 thestringpuller ugh. it'd be funnier if it wasn't my life the past 3 years.
17:56 * asciilifeform has gone from the 'omfg how do i pay teh billz' to 'omfg which of these outfits should i sign with' in past week or so
17:57 thestringpuller even if i got multiple job offers I still got bills to pay in the meanwhile!
17:57 asciilifeform eh there are worse things than web dev
17:57 thestringpuller for instance?
17:58 asciilifeform idk, fellating syphilitic cocks flattened between mircea_popescu's plexiglass plank press plates, for a penny/hour ?
17:58 asciilifeform filleting kittenz for obamitler's table ?
18:00 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: more reversing?
18:01 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: some of those. also a shop where maths are done.
18:02 asciilifeform will prolly go with the latter, it has a '17-y.o-accessibility-factor' of close to 0 and thereby appealing
18:03 thestringpuller 17 y/o's regularly enter your workspace as of now?
18:04 asciilifeform !s 17 y.o.
18:04 assbot 15 results for '17 y.o.' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=17+y.o.
18:05 asciilifeform !s 19 y.o.
18:05 assbot 18 results for '19 y.o.' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=19+y.o.
18:05 asciilifeform ^ possibly more pertinent
18:06 thestringpuller i see. you poor bastard.
18:06 thestringpuller i know how much you hate teenagers.
18:06 asciilifeform thestringpuller: shorthand for software lemon markets as described by e. naggum
18:07 asciilifeform i don't have teenagers, or pensioners for that matter,
18:08 asciilifeform but have no desire to turn into an older, less 120hr/wk-capable, and less-enthusiastic version of the typical teenage wage slave.
18:08 asciilifeform (and i think this was in an old thread, so i won't waste space here elaborating)
18:09 asciilifeform *i don't hate
18:12 shinohai https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3v1qv5/488_btc_was_stolen_from_me_but_how/cxjrv0w?context=3 <<< priceless
18:12 assbot arkanoah comments on 4.88 BTC was stolen from me, BUT HOW?! ... ( http://bit.ly/1NIgc4A )
18:12 asciilifeform l0l re wandering decimal point
18:12 shinohai "Did you download a pirated copy of fallout 4?"
18:12 asciilifeform and... RUN MOAR WINBLOWZ!1111
18:12 shinohai hue
18:12 asciilifeform imbeciles
18:14 asciilifeform from the commentz, 'Then keep your coins with Coinbase or Circle. They aren't fly-by-night orgs and unless you're %100 confident in your knowledge of how bitcoins move and are secured there is no reason to even try.'
18:14 asciilifeform ahahaha.
18:15 shinohai Such a collection of stellar advice.
18:16 asciilifeform such as 'People are going to use Windows or Apple operating systems when it comes to mainstream computing. And even if they didn't and we all went linux, there would still be targeting and hacks of this sort.'
18:17 asciilifeform one is left to wonder where these brilliant minds get coin in the first place
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18:17 ben_vulpes they buy it, like anyone else lol
18:18 * asciilifeform would've guessed begging
18:18 shinohai Most likely on the aforementioned coinbase, dirty coins
18:18 asciilifeform dirty ?
18:19 asciilifeform dirty how, they went into somebody's arse ?
18:19 shinohai they track coins
18:19 asciilifeform ask mircea_popescu about 'tracking taint' some time, for bonus l0l
18:20 asciilifeform he had a spiffy article, whose name escapes me presently
18:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5466 @ 0.00049393 = 2.6998 BTC [-] {2}
18:20 shinohai ;;later tell mircea_popescu please point me to the above-mentioned article, thanx
18:20 gribble The operation succeeded.
18:26 thestringpuller Coinbase made an exchange cause they couldn't make money being a broker.
18:27 thestringpuller More using microscopes to hammer nails.
18:37 danielpbarron ;;google site:trilema.com there is no such thing as bitcoin taint
18:37 gribble Guidance : There Is No Such Thing As Bitcoin Taint. - Mircea Popescu: <http://trilema.com/guidance-there-is-no-such-thing-as-bitcoin-taint>; O hai let me verify your identity! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/o-hai-let-me-verify-your-identity/>; In defense of the troll on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/in-defense-of-the- (1 more message)
18:37 lobbes shinohai ^^^
18:38 danielpbarron so this latest "mass shooting" apparently targeted a holiday party in a state office building
18:38 danielpbarron 3 shooters rather than the usual 1
18:38 lobbes wasn't it some 'developmental disability' center?
18:46 shinohai http://telecom.kz/en/news/view/18729 <<< Glorious nation of Kazakhstan will allow politiburo to mitm you.
18:46 assbot Kazakhtelecom ... ( http://bit.ly/1OGLs14 )
18:49 mircea_popescu mmm
18:53 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335485 << browsers EXIST for js, what are you talking about ?
18:53 assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 20:34:14; jurov: and i don't ask even that, only for browser to manage session without possibility of js mucking in it
18:56 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335501 <<< iirc this was done.
18:56 assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 20:57:00; *: asciilifeform is still waiting for browser-in-js-in-browser
18:56 mircea_popescu as was "db implementation in sql"
18:58 mircea_popescu the lulz of that "oldweb.today" thing : i can't click the bnuttons to select a browser.
18:58 mircea_popescu apparently it thinks i don't need its services, huh
19:01 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335536 << frankly i wouldn't give either to a kid anymore than i'd give him a slavegirl.
19:01 assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 21:15:47; asciilifeform: unless you're of the mircea_popescu or orlov school of thought, in which case better gifts include horse and kalash
19:01 mircea_popescu wtf is this.
19:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dunno about you, but if i google "racul, broasca si o stiuca" the 2nd fucking hit is "about romania" and in general the whole thing's a celebration of romanian-ness.
19:02 mircea_popescu heck, it was actulaly in my 3rd grade math schoolbook
19:03 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI08e8UbRBU << here it is set to music
19:03 assbot Semnal M - Racul, broasca si o stiuca [Romanian Oldies] - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1NIkvwS )
19:03 mircea_popescu (it was A MAJOR hit of a major band, like say ro led zeppelin)
19:05 shinohai https://i.imgur.com/0398eu1.jpg
19:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1NIkIQz )
19:09 mircea_popescu "San Bernardino, California (CNN)—The hunt for one to three suspects is taking place near a San Bernardino, California, center for people with developmental disabilities, where at least 14 people were killed Wednesday, Police Chief Jarrod Burguan told reporters. Seventeen other people were hurt in the shooting, authorities said."
19:13 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335612 <<< these genuius ideas always end with accideental self-maiming.
19:13 assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 21:54:23; asciilifeform: if we lived in 18th c. britain, prior to the ban of security boobytraps, a frag would be an interesting item to build into a padlock
19:15 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-12-2015#1335668 << irresponsible parents. the sort of people that give a kid a horse, because somehow the kid is bettere than the horse or some shit.
19:15 assbot Logged on 02-12-2015 23:17:12; asciilifeform: one is left to wonder where these brilliant minds get coin in the first place
19:16 * mircea_popescu knows much more respectable horses than respectable people.
19:17 mircea_popescu ;;google site:trilema.com. no such thing as bitcoin taint
19:17 gribble Guidance : There Is No Such Thing As Bitcoin Taint. - Mircea Popescu: <http://trilema.com/guidance-there-is-no-such-thing-as-bitcoin-taint>; O hai let me verify your identity! on Trilema - A blog by Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2014/o-hai-let-me-verify-your-identity/>; February 2014 on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/02>
19:17 mircea_popescu there you go shinohai
19:18 mircea_popescu o damn, thanks danielpbarron
19:18 mircea_popescu i really should read these things whole
19:19 * shinohai is reading ...
19:20 mircea_popescu i dun understand wtf that kazakstan thing is supposed to be. who the fuck cares about their stupid ideas ?
19:22 mircea_popescu but in similar news, http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m488estYPE1robtkso1_250.gif
19:22 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1NIm4e6 )
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19:53 hanbot deedbot- http://thewhet.net/han/mpifpc4_112015.txt.asc
19:53 deedbot- accepted: 1
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20:40 thestringpuller so many "stop DOoS services"
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21:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 103700 @ 0.00049029 = 50.8431 BTC [-] {7}
21:20 asciilifeform Racul, broasca şi o ştiucă ... Nu ştiu cine-i vinovat ... << mega-l0l!
21:22 asciilifeform 'A man and a woman suspected of taking part in a shooting attack that killed 14 people and wounded 17 at a California social services agency on Wednesday died in a shootout with police...' << woah, woman ?!
21:25 asciilifeform http://s3.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20151202&t=2&i=1099382925&w=976&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=LYNXMPEBB118P << office plankton surrendering
21:25 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1HH9t8w )
21:26 asciilifeform http://s4.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20151203&t=2&i=1099434363&w=976&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=LYNXMPEBB201V << achtung! polizei!
21:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1HH9v0k )
21:30 asciilifeform !up CrazyTruthYakDDS
21:30 asciilifeform !up CrazyTruthYakDDS
21:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51350 @ 0.00049411 = 25.3725 BTC [+] {3}
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22:02 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/08/concerns-for-the-toomim-brothers-mining/#comment-79870
22:02 assbot Concerns for the Toomim Brothers Mining | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyNLVy )
22:05 mircea_popescu are these the self-important derps with the "attacks" etc ?
22:05 BingoBoingo Yes
22:05 BingoBoingo One of them
22:06 BingoBoingo The ones who hijacked testnet because that is all the hash they have
22:07 mircea_popescu aha
22:07 mircea_popescu !up CrazyTruthYakDDS
22:07 mircea_popescu orly.
22:07 mircea_popescu !up CrazyTruthYakDDS
22:09 mircea_popescu in other news, anyone identify the farm implement ? http://36.media.tumblr.com/f3845e1b7096099ea936616243aafea6/tumblr_n5xuy5BPIP1rbu5j3o10_1280.jpg
22:10 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyOwOq )
22:13 BingoBoingo That looks like a chicken coop, since it is so full of cocks
22:15 mircea_popescu i'd have taken "this is a ho" for partial credit.
22:16 BingoBoingo aw
22:21 mircea_popescu incidentally : is the us going to ban being sick in public places yet ?
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22:22 mircea_popescu or is being sick in public okay, just like being fat in the subway is okay,
22:22 BingoBoingo I have no idea
22:22 mircea_popescu \but smoking is not, just like sitting like a man is not ok. because one's "intentional" and the other "intentional-once-removed" and so one correlates with the bad gender.
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22:23 mircea_popescu supplementary visuals on the topical application of the topic at hand : http://49.media.tumblr.com/a0c663ae0594dfad869311398ff9e563/tumblr_mr3m0yKvGP1swo0q8o1_400.gif
22:23 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OyQ236 )
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22:43 BingoBoingo !up CrazyTruthYakDDS Seriously with a nick like that you gotta talk and not just lurk
22:51 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-12-2015#1335751 << i parked my car in a pool of vomit large enough (somehow) for two wheels
22:51 assbot Logged on 03-12-2015 03:21:56; mircea_popescu: incidentally : is the us going to ban being sick in public places yet ?
22:51 asciilifeform so legal or not - there it was.
22:52 asciilifeform re: the whole 'sit like a man' thing - damn near everyone takes up at least 1.5 seats on trains here - bag, briefcase, motherfucking newspaper
22:54 asciilifeform perfectly intentional, and i've never seen anyone ticketed or even reprimanded by the train cops
22:55 asciilifeform as for the astonishingly fat folks BingoBoingo is so fond of, i hardly ever see'em on trains - they, i surmise, haven't 'places to be', by and large
22:57 trinque I'd put my bag on the seat next to me in Portland every time.
22:57 trinque it was an anti-bum tactic.
22:57 trinque they're invariably covered in at least piss, but often shit as well
23:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19100 @ 0.000495 = 9.4545 BTC [+] {2}
23:06 BingoBoingo http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-S7sUO2O-uPw/VaxQK9oz5cI/AAAAAAAAFO4/1CqOPypZljs/s400/buttflute.jpg
23:06 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Iq9FJo )
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23:31 ben_vulpes trinque: http://www.siscog.eu/upload/GESTAO-DE-LISTAS/News/PDF/eclm-2013-siscog-a-story-written-in-lisp-20130602.pdf
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23:31 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Iqc6M1 )
23:33 trinque neato, looking.
23:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33278 @ 0.0005009 = 16.669 BTC [+] {4}
23:47 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=03-12-2015#1335770 << neato
23:47 assbot Logged on 03-12-2015 04:31:05; ben_vulpes: trinque: http://www.siscog.eu/upload/GESTAO-DE-LISTAS/News/PDF/eclm-2013-siscog-a-story-written-in-lisp-20130602.pdf
23:47 asciilifeform 'kee' was, as i gather, brain-meltingly spiffy
23:49 asciilifeform used to be featured in pediwikia's 'orphaned softs' category, iirc no longer.
23:50 asciilifeform ;;seen mats
23:50 gribble mats was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 5 days, 1 hour, 17 minutes, and 43 seconds ago: <mats> rolling off the cheeks of the slaves doncha know
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