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00:10 trinque ben_vulpes: | postgrest ++ << that it uses basic auth is the biggest wart I see
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00:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16350 @ 0.00032048 = 5.2398 BTC [+]
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01:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61850 @ 0.00031894 = 19.7264 BTC [-] {3}
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01:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00032272 = 3.0658 BTC [+]
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02:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12800 @ 0.00032272 = 4.1308 BTC [+]
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02:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20800 @ 0.00032555 = 6.7714 BTC [+]
02:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9834 @ 0.00032654 = 3.2112 BTC [+] {2}
03:03 Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on " BTC to top $350 before 1st July" http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 27(Y):73(N) by coin, 28(Y):72(N) by weight. Total bet: 14.68313103 BTC. Current weight: 96,738.
03:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17255 @ 0.00032431 = 5.596 BTC [-]
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03:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12395 @ 0.00032749 = 4.0592 BTC [+]
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04:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20900 @ 0.00032523 = 6.7973 BTC [-]
05:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22850 @ 0.00032605 = 7.4502 BTC [+] {3}
05:20 cazalla check out those searches.. "josh garza wife naked" http://i.imgur.com/rkqr7gv.png
05:20 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1FgbPIl )
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06:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42300 @ 0.00031961 = 13.5195 BTC [-] {2}
06:21 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market buttfinex
06:21 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 235.07, Best ask: 235.31, Bid-ask spread: 0.24000, Last trade: 235.24, 24 hour volume: 16683.3115803, 24 hour low: 232.83, 24 hour high: 238.99, 24 hour vwap: None
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06:37 williamdunne ;;later tell mircea_popescu do you know how long each encryption/decryption takes on MPEX for submitted orders?
06:37 gribble The operation succeeded.
06:38 mircea_popescu yeah.
06:39 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Would you mind sharing it with me?
06:39 williamdunne wondered it for a while
06:39 williamdunne *about it
06:39 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/04/vessenes-foundation-draws-near-its-end-vessenes-out-as-chairman/
06:39 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ga5WIC )
06:40 mircea_popescu encryption may be vulnerable to timing, which is why schemes are made to work in equal time.
06:40 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo b-a adds another head to its panoply.
06:40 mircea_popescu i suppose asciilifeform won't agree he was beheaded, of course, because "still walks".
06:42 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: At this point we'll have to start husking them so we can put smaller jars on the shelves which only accomodate whatever was in the cranium.
06:42 mircea_popescu lol
06:43 mircea_popescu b-a's collection of very small empty jars!
06:43 mircea_popescu like java!
06:43 mircea_popescu hm scoopbot's dead for good huh
06:43 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/the-triviality-of-slaying-the-surviving-socialist-beast/
06:43 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1HYJU0c )
06:44 mircea_popescu ;;later tell peterl dude i get it, you gotta job, but you can't just leave. gotta make arrangements, who's gonna run scoopbot now ? where's the repository ? etc.
06:44 gribble The operation succeeded.
06:44 mircea_popescu why's the rg style so common ffs.
06:46 jurov why not?
06:48 BingoBoingo ;;later tell pete_dushenski Maybe you can do a scoopbot for your coding learning and to discover what makes contravex RSS so weird
06:48 gribble The operation succeeded.
06:48 mircea_popescu 'cause we're adults ?
06:50 jurov you know, it's that "quit a job, forget everything instantly" kind of adults
06:52 jurov fuckyeahmurica: http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2015/04/teacher_terrified_by_surprise.html
06:52 assbot Teacher terrified by surprise 'active shooter' drill in eastern Oregon schoolhouse files federal lawsuit | OregonLive.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1HYLijj )
06:52 mircea_popescu jurov i'd be afraid to get married. "well son... your dad left for a pack of ciggs back in 2012"
07:00 jurov yes, happens
07:04 jurov !mpif
07:04 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021367 B (Total: 467.26 B). Delta: -0.18 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.000206 BTC [-]
07:05 mircea_popescu !up scoopbot_revived
07:05 mircea_popescu lol whossat
07:06 scoopbot_revived Just having a crack at re-building scoopbot
07:07 mircea_popescu our bots fucking live, for crying out loud.
07:07 mircea_popescu generations, heavy stuff.
07:08 scoopbot_revived Seems like he is dead
07:09 scoopbot_revived !register 8501B2A64453796C5FD544B296C4CF3215685733
07:09 assbot Searching pgp.mit.edu for key with fingerprint: 8501B2A64453796C5FD544B296C4CF3215685733. This may take a few moments.
07:09 assbot No valid OpenPGP data found on pgp.mit.edu.
07:09 mircea_popescu williamdunne kinda what i meant. "live" in the general, old man dies, son takes its place, stuff like that.
07:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12350 @ 0.00031803 = 3.9277 BTC [-]
07:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21650 @ 0.00031258 = 6.7674 BTC [-]
07:28 mircea_popescu !up ascii_panama
07:31 ascii_panama how to not love Spam Air
07:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60850 @ 0.00033196 = 20.1998 BTC [+] {5}
07:35 mircea_popescu any vikings aboard ?
07:35 ascii_panama spmodin himself
07:37 mircea_popescu lol
07:44 ascii_panama and similarly, derpistans where a working mains socket is unheard-of
07:46 mircea_popescu oh, pics of the coin thing
07:47 ascii_panama which one
07:48 ascii_panama the charger? it was in viruviru
07:48 ascii_panama and, interestingly, right next to a normal mains socket
07:48 ascii_panama folks who noticed, queued up for the latter
07:48 ascii_panama didn't remember to take a pic of this idiocy, it was best i could do to avoid sleeping. for:
07:49 ascii_panama if you sleep in viruviru, clench the muscles of yer zero
07:49 ascii_panama (anyone is welcome to better formula)
07:49 mircea_popescu lol
07:50 ascii_panama they even halted boarding because dog snorted
07:50 ascii_panama ended up trotting it out, again, sniffing bags
07:51 ascii_panama asked 'why'. monkey: 'porque bolivia'
07:51 mircea_popescu lmao
07:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34000 @ 0.00032806 = 11.154 BTC [-]
07:52 mircea_popescu Subject: Marriage
07:52 mircea_popescu From: "Antonina" <fwcxosk@tomfarrell.com>
07:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29331 @ 0.00032802 = 9.6212 BTC [-]
07:53 ascii_panama lolwut
07:54 mircea_popescu "Hi. I want to be with a man who wants to start a strong relationship and who can care of his beloved woman. Are you independent and tender man? I would be happy to get know each other better! I am a attractive and affectionate lady. I can add that I am well-tempered and romantic. "
07:54 mircea_popescu such is the nature of the beta male that "romantic" (aka, sexually dysfunctional) is a selling point
07:55 mircea_popescu (hey, she sucks at fucking, which means better men won't take her from me!)
07:55 mircea_popescu i have nfi what "well tempered" is supposed to mean, but perhaps resilient, which is in fact a corner stone of feminity.
07:55 ascii_panama waiwut
07:56 mircea_popescu use it in a sentence.
07:56 ascii_panama this is a work of spmodin, not meant to be understood by man
07:56 ascii_panama no one actually reads and believes any of this.
07:56 mircea_popescu it is meant to be understood by "man", yes.
07:56 ascii_panama cargocult.
07:56 mircea_popescu maybe. tho... the derps on fetlife...
07:56 mircea_popescu allow me to quote, 1 sec
07:57 ascii_panama anyone who might end up with the notion that there is something to buy into here, could not possibly have money - on account of profound clinical retardation
07:58 ascii_panama but in the abstract - the notion that xxx might reliably have sex, vs a specimen who won't, is a 'selling point', yes
07:59 ascii_panama dan mocsny's 'smv' is market like any other.
08:04 mircea_popescu ascii_panama http://dpaste.com/0R6RVZJ << there.
08:04 assbot dpaste: 0R6RVZJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jx7Wh5 )
08:04 mircea_popescu 40 imaginary millions.
08:04 mircea_popescu kickstarter, the works.
08:07 BingoBoingo !up ascii_panama
08:07 ascii_panama danke BingoBoingo
08:07 ascii_panama re: the spam thread: mircea_popescu laughs, but market consisting solely of 'mazerati' does not make sense
08:08 mircea_popescu how does market consisting solely of symbolics machiens make sense then ?
08:08 ascii_panama it doesn't
08:08 mircea_popescu !b 3
08:08 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/19FXFXK.txt )
08:08 ascii_panama though marginally more plausible
08:08 mircea_popescu we shall keep this in our compartment.
08:08 ascii_panama machines are far easier to produce than hot gurlz
08:09 ascii_panama and no one has ever been turned down by a lisp mach.
08:09 ascii_panama these differences are not unimportant.
08:09 BingoBoingo ascii_panama: Depends on the production scale
08:09 ascii_panama any scale.
08:10 mircea_popescu anyway, ftr, men over 60 are BY FAR the most vulnerable demographic.
08:10 ascii_panama this is obvious to a doorknob
08:10 mircea_popescu not that I care, fuck em, but as far as truth goes.
08:11 mircea_popescu i find it particularly poetic that they should get raped with a spiked club, incidentally.
08:11 mircea_popescu were they better men, we wouldn't be here.
08:11 ascii_panama what else could possibly happen to them ?
08:12 mircea_popescu depends on the context. but in the pseudocivilised west, nothing else.
08:13 ascii_panama better men, wut ?
08:13 * ascii_panama confused
08:16 mircea_popescu aha ?
08:16 ascii_panama 'were they better men, we wouldn't be here.' << ?
08:17 mircea_popescu yeah.
08:17 ascii_panama better how ?
08:17 ascii_panama used better birthcontrol ?
08:17 ascii_panama or what
08:20 mircea_popescu either better whips or better castration knives, sure.
08:23 ascii_panama some nonzero portion of socialistoidderp is 'revenge' of low-smv folks against the high. dan mocsny observed this and it is a hypothesis with some explanatory power.
08:23 mircea_popescu aha
08:23 mats tomorrow AMZN will release earnings, esp as rel. to AWS
08:23 BingoBoingo https://i.imgur.com/4RJGkYrh.png << Better
08:23 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jxb3Wr )
08:24 mircea_popescu mats got anything riding on it ?
08:24 mats i bought a few shares
08:25 mircea_popescu curious how this plays out
08:31 BingoBoingo !up ascii_panama
08:32 mircea_popescu ahahaha turns out fetlife has a group dedicated to me nao.
08:32 BingoBoingo lol
08:32 BingoBoingo Do they still call you Trilema?
08:33 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fetlife-has-a-group-dedicated-to-me-now.png
08:33 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jxcp3h )
08:34 mircea_popescu imagine!
08:34 ascii_panama woah what is that even written in
08:35 mircea_popescu lua ?
08:36 mircea_popescu lmao and apparently they brigaded a bunch of random people off twitter/facebook too.
08:38 ascii_panama oil the 'maxims', it's a meatwave.
08:41 ben_vulpes probably the last users
08:42 ben_vulpes d'you know - i saw "respond via what's app" on some ad while en el sur?
08:44 mircea_popescu apparently it's popular wherever people don't have money.
08:44 mircea_popescu splendid internets business model.
08:44 mircea_popescu !up scoopbot_revived
08:44 ascii_panama mircea_popescu: it isn't like other chat gizmos cost money...?
08:45 mircea_popescu so what pays the server bills ?
08:45 mircea_popescu the hope that they one day may be sold shit, for money.
08:45 williamdunne Would it be possible to give scoop some rep so he can !up himself?
08:45 ascii_panama the bezzle pays for the box
08:45 mircea_popescu yes. what handle you settled on ?
08:45 ascii_panama 'jam tomorrow' ad infinitum.
08:45 mircea_popescu ascii_panama but the bezzle is nothing but an interface oin that same api.
08:45 williamdunne scoopbot_revived but I don't mind changing it
08:45 mircea_popescu works for me
08:46 mircea_popescu !rate scoopbot_revived 1 Valliant Sir Scoop Bot the Third.
08:46 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/5b2072419749c169
08:46 mircea_popescu !v assbot:mircea_popescu.rate.scoopbot_revived.1:50e37ded45b3e1b6a16c1f7892b4cbeefeaa8dcbc329df3facc92c1ea744a106
08:46 assbot Successfully added a rating of 1 for scoopbot_revived with note: Valliant Sir Scoop Bot the Third.
08:46 mircea_popescu !rated assbot
08:46 assbot You rated user assbot on 12-Apr-2014, with a rating of 10, and supplied these additional notes: Nuclear sub delivered 2 days before order while paying me $500.
08:46 mircea_popescu o.O
08:47 mircea_popescu !rated deedbot-
08:47 assbot deedbot- is not registered in WoT.
08:47 williamdunne Tanks Mircea
08:47 mircea_popescu !rated scoopbot
08:47 assbot scoopbot is not registered in WoT.
08:49 williamdunne Wahey, successfully !ups himself
08:49 mircea_popescu wd.
08:50 ben_vulpes ;;ud crumbs
08:50 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crumbs | Crumbs. 1. A small light amount of something 2. An expression of dismay. 1. What small i garnish my chicken with? I know bread crumbs 2. Oh crumbs i've left  ...
08:52 ben_vulpes crumbs?
08:52 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes from what i've been explained, it's so that the tribe of a user gets a reference they can follow in their flux
08:52 mircea_popescu discussions are otherwise opaque but for the "x commented on y" notifications everyone gets.
08:55 mircea_popescu "I read your update ... I understand how it makes you feel and I understand your concerns ... I am not saying he didn't do anything wrong and I think he is the ultimate douchebag mixed with disrespectful on so many levels ... but fetlife has been filled with writings about that list. And having someone's screenname is not exactly going to make it easy to find them in most cities ... so he is actually getting exactly th
08:55 mircea_popescu e reaction he wants ... he is a huge attention slut! And we are just giving him exactly what he wants ..."
08:55 mircea_popescu such a perfect fucking storm. admire the dilemma these poor people face. if they stfu about it, well... then they're kneeling in silent abjection before the man, right ? just like the man said.
08:55 mircea_popescu but if they don't... what, fetlife becomes mplife ?
08:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00031408 = 4.8682 BTC [-]
08:56 mircea_popescu the dilemma, the one true mark of the simple mind stretched to fit holes larger than it ever possibily could.
08:56 ascii_panama separate out the top pets, then ???, then - profit ?
08:57 mircea_popescu i am aware this may be hard to impossible to believe, but srsly, i act from cause.
08:57 mircea_popescu that baku scammer dude should have fixed his site in pass 1 and thank me for it.
08:57 * ascii_panama finds this quite easy to believe
08:58 mircea_popescu "Did anyone notice that he has 4 volumes or that at the bottom he has everything copyrighted? How the hell do you copyright someone's personal information?"
08:58 * ascii_panama did not imagine that mircea_popescu seriously -needed- the actual pieces of this piñata for anything in particular
08:58 mircea_popescu the ridiculous thing about copyright is that i actually have a perfectly valid claim to the copyright of the lists i published. copyright attaches to selection of material.
08:59 williamdunne Okay, what blogs would you guys like to see in scoop? Currently thinking Contravex, Qntra, Trilema, btcalpha. Probably missing a few.
08:59 mircea_popescu shit the list is lost too ?!
08:59 williamdunne Well, I don't know where to find it, happy to just use the old list though
09:00 mircea_popescu williamdunne : btcalpha.com btctrading.wordpress.com cascadianhacker.com contravex.com devilsadvocate.biz explo.yt fr.anco.is www.loper-os.org pankkake.headfucking.net qntra.net blog.spagni.net thedrinkingrecord.com thestringpuller.tumbler.com thewhet.net trilema.com
09:00 mircea_popescu feel free to not include anything that has no posts this year
09:00 mircea_popescu subject to owner bitching here and getting back in
09:01 mike_c bitch!
09:01 * ascii_panama guilty
09:01 mike_c (for btcalpha.com)
09:01 mircea_popescu well get on with it dawgs! once per quarter for crying out loud, it's like fucking.
09:02 ben_vulpes bitching!
09:02 ben_vulpes also probably guilty
09:02 mircea_popescu "this guy is a complete disrespectful, arrogant asshole. Reading his "blog" literally made me feel ill."
09:02 mircea_popescu !up ascii_panama
09:02 * ascii_panama is definitely doing a c3 piece but has no idea when, might have to sleep for a week 1st
09:02 mircea_popescu this would be the purpose and the mark of art, right nubbins` ?
09:03 mircea_popescu ;;seen nubbins`
09:03 gribble nubbins` was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 1 day, 19 hours, 8 minutes, and 30 seconds ago: <nubbins`> oh right, yeah
09:03 mircea_popescu what happened to him anyway ? wasn't he just about to confront the weirdo guy subletting from him when he disappeared ?
09:04 williamdunne Don't think cascadian has a feed
09:06 ben_vulpes ha yeah that's right fu rss
09:06 mircea_popescu so how you gonna be included ?
09:06 ben_vulpes inclusion is for teh masses!
09:06 ben_vulpes !s the site is the feed
09:06 assbot 1 results for 'the site is the feed' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=the+site+is+the+feed
09:07 ben_vulpes !s the post is the feed
09:07 assbot 2 results for 'the post is the feed' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=the+post+is+the+feed
09:07 ben_vulpes imma rewrite it in ruby on rails this wknd
09:07 mircea_popescu o noes bencash, wai u rewrite in fetlife!
09:07 ascii_panama snobol on slugs
09:08 ascii_panama intercal on ichtheosaurs
09:08 ascii_panama brainfuck on buruli ulcer.
09:08 ben_vulpes i think my lulzmuscles are exhausted from con
09:09 BingoBoingo Ruby Riding Rail
09:09 mircea_popescu dude so much mileage of this stuff. "Why is my post deleted again al hackers let unit until we find the fucker and break his site and get the scumbag" ;
09:09 mircea_popescu "Is there a way we can drag him into the light of day. Out him for the misogynous bastard he is? The name links to a lot of Bitcoin info... Same guy? If it is, I wonder how potential investors would feel about his cyber-terrorist behavior."
09:09 ascii_panama !s ruby sybian
09:09 assbot 1 results for 'ruby sybian' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=ruby+sybian
09:09 mircea_popescu i suppose at this rate mpoe-pr will have to be conscripted again.
09:10 ascii_panama mircea_popescu: give'er a 'maxim'
09:10 mircea_popescu but i mean... wait. "out him" ? how is this supposed to work for the love of god.
09:10 ascii_panama none of this deserves the individual shot-in-head attention imho
09:10 mircea_popescu the barristas are all upset and so i change my mind about things ?
09:10 mircea_popescu ascii_panama allow me to quote poetry to you!
09:11 mircea_popescu "Trăind în cercul vostru strâmt norocul vă petrece ; ci eu în lumea mea mă simt nemuritor și rece."
09:11 mircea_popescu it's kind of fascinating, i'm a little boy at heart, i just lifted a rock and omfg the grub it covered!
09:12 ascii_panama i did something very vaguely similar once, with the 'clojure' post
09:13 mircea_popescu was it unpleasant ?
09:13 ascii_panama even though no one was pwned or otherwise physically disciplined - the derp continues to this day.
09:13 ascii_panama it was hilarious!
09:13 ascii_panama is, still.
09:13 ascii_panama the sheer struggle of the morons to avoid reacting to the kick in the face
09:13 mircea_popescu well you will notice that nothing happened here also. it's just ... what was that word, for an item that breaks minds ? it was visual in the original sf novel. like a fractal.
09:14 ascii_panama pretending that there was not, and could not have been, a kick, or a face to kick
09:14 mircea_popescu anyway, it's a sort of memetic prion. a certain kind of broken mental software can not gaze upon this thing, it collapses into a new foldage.
09:14 ascii_panama and tht what they're spitting isn't -really- teeth
09:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20650 @ 0.00031443 = 6.493 BTC [+]
09:15 mircea_popescu "He could fall under international terrorism law as a cyber terrorist, if I am not mistaken."
09:15 ascii_panama !s blit
09:15 assbot 6 results for 'blit' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=blit
09:15 ascii_panama ^ it.
09:16 mircea_popescu ah yes the blit
09:16 mircea_popescu i suppose as the legal concept is defined in english, this factually is terrorism.
09:16 mircea_popescu what brave new world.
09:16 ascii_panama of course there were earlier stories. one involving a record player, for instance. and if one thinks, the whole thing goes back to at least medusa
09:17 mircea_popescu ascii_panama medusa broke the hardware, so to speak, whereas these things are more akin to ... normal education.
09:17 mircea_popescu as per plato's education : in a cave bereft of light, light hurts the eyes. in a world where education's a long lost tech, education hurts the mind.
09:17 mircea_popescu "This makes me sick. He is dangerous...this is just the start of his twisted mind" physically sick. like photomigraine sick.
09:18 mircea_popescu puking and everything.
09:18 ascii_panama especially if the only lesson resulting is 'go eat a nagant'
09:18 ascii_panama because many of the students are quite far gone
09:18 mircea_popescu i am not so convinced.
09:18 ascii_panama that they will resist this lesson, should surprise no one.
09:19 ascii_panama i mean, yes 'we don't do solutions' (TM) (R) but what'd you have'em do ?
09:19 mircea_popescu you know what the tango instructor was saying "the woman must resist the man's intention. if she does not, and just takes off, the guy's left there wondering who is he dancing with. the air ?"
09:19 ascii_panama homo redditicus, that is
09:20 ascii_panama aha?
09:20 mircea_popescu feedback is important for dancing like it is important for HIDs, like is important here.
09:20 mircea_popescu i don't contemplate the notion that resistence is an omen of eventual failure.
09:21 ascii_panama it isn't simply about this particular instance of resistance though
09:21 mircea_popescu you can't mistreat a sixteen year old on the grounds that your 50yo ex wife was a harpy.
09:21 ascii_panama homo redditicus is not homo sapiens and i know of no means of pulling off the transformation
09:21 mircea_popescu well, that'd be its problem.
09:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00031443 = 3.1286 BTC [+]
09:24 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: ever figure varnish out?
09:24 mircea_popescu http://dpaste.com/29MWTSE << if this isn't the mark of complete anomie i have no idea what it'd be. check it out, the un raporteur. ima go hang out with milosevici and gadaffi nao, because derps may not ever be upset!
09:24 assbot dpaste: 29MWTSE ... ( http://bit.ly/1GaAvxS )
09:24 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes stopped looking about the time i said yest. y ?
09:26 ben_vulpes just axin
09:29 williamdunne Ok, ScoopBot should now be working, won't know until someone makes a new post though
09:29 mircea_popescu http://dpaste.com/3877PYR << this derp left a buncha http://trilema.com/2015/the-fetlife-meatlist-volume-iv/#comment-113813 yest.
09:29 assbot dpaste: 3877PYR ... ( http://bit.ly/1GaBnT9 )
09:29 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1GaBnTd )
09:29 mircea_popescu williamdunne actually i was gonna write a spec, soi i guess brb
09:29 williamdunne Ideal
09:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41000 @ 0.00030991 = 12.7063 BTC [-] {4}
09:43 mircea_popescu mk, should be 10-20 minutes.
09:43 williamdunne Perfect, just found a bug I will need to fix which will take about the same
09:45 mats mircea_popescu: "Verifies key material was created by a GnuPG version ulterior to 1.4.10 and prior to 1.4.20" << what should happen if --no-emit-version is included as a flag?
09:45 mircea_popescu warning.
09:45 mircea_popescu also it is a very good iudea to ask all job board qs on the article
09:45 mircea_popescu will get lost in here and cause confusion
09:46 mats ok
09:50 mats gnupg source is gnarly
09:50 williamdunne Fixed
09:51 mircea_popescu myeah.
09:55 williamdunne There we go, now optimized as well
10:09 mircea_popescu from the notbad.jpg department https://flpics1.a.ssl.fastly.net/3012/3012469/00050ed8-dec0-dc1e-5847-c7d97a41c51b_720.jpg
10:09 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1GaJSh4 )
10:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11591 @ 0.00031591 = 3.6617 BTC [+]
10:21 lobbes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1107743 << thanks for pointing this out. I can't unsee now
10:21 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 02:54:07; ben_vulpes: lobbes: "and omitting to state material facts." << something trips my native engrish filter in this
10:22 lobbes Such an old article that it probably isn't worth bothering BB or cazalla to edit, however
10:22 mircea_popescu i don't see the problem ?
10:22 lobbes should be "omitting material facts"
10:22 mircea_popescu i guess.
10:22 * lobbes shrugs
10:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12409 @ 0.00031591 = 3.9201 BTC [+]
10:25 mircea_popescu dude this shit is epic. fetlife essentially exists as a sort of liverjournal, it comes out.
10:25 mircea_popescu a fine example : http://dpaste.com/1XW1CVH
10:25 assbot dpaste: 1XW1CVH ... ( http://bit.ly/1d4nE9l )
10:26 mircea_popescu what happened ? some derp tied up a professional model he barely knew, and then fingered her. she had no idea he was going to finger her, and didn't care for it.
10:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49550 @ 0.00030749 = 15.2361 BTC [-] {2}
10:26 lobbes williamdunne: wd on scoopbot revival. Now we gotta get pete_dushenski to post something; that'll be the real test ;)
10:26 mircea_popescu what this turns into is a massive one year saga where the guy's manager becomes jealous at the guy's new girlie (depicted above), and then badmouths him and then he tries to talk to the original model who comes out in favour of the slighted ex
10:27 mircea_popescu and on and on AND ON it goes. they are ALSO calling on the un raporteur for terrorism. it's also abuse, rape, victims, trauma, the works.
10:27 williamdunne lobbes: Hope for the best - looks like it should be working. On the first parse manages to pull his articles
10:28 mircea_popescu "You violated my consent, my body and my trust. You made me doubt my love for rope and my career as a professional model. What you did is legally considered as rape, and YOU are not allowed to minimise it for your own interest. YOU are only allowed to be sorry, certainly not to be upset at anyone for letting other people know what you did."
10:29 mircea_popescu apparently, as the female mind goes, men have agency only with their permission or something.
10:29 lobbes 'You made me doubt my love for rope' lel
10:29 mircea_popescu well i can see that point.
10:30 mircea_popescu sort-of like how bad management makes boys doubt their love of computers, and idiot teachers make kids generally doubt their love of books.
10:30 williamdunne I can understand being upset at being raped as-well, assuming it wasn't one of the new-fangled versions of "rape"
10:30 mircea_popescu but bad management ain't rape.
10:30 mircea_popescu williamdunne as the old expression goes in porn, "if you're naked, you're fucking"
10:30 mircea_popescu girl doesn't wanna, girl stays off the set.
10:31 williamdunne mircea_popescu: I can understand that position, but equally someone walking home, being dragged into a hedge and raped is certainly, most definitely rape - but I don't know that backstory of what you're talking about here
10:31 mircea_popescu williamdunne " what happened ? some derp tied up a professional model he barely knew, and then fingered her. she had no idea he was going to finger her, and didn't care for it."
10:32 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Yeah I'd say that probably counts as some form as rape. In the same way that stealing a handbag from inside a locked house is burglary
10:32 mircea_popescu the guy is a total douche, as far as his emails let on, and the woman is both smarter and more collected than him, for sure. they weren't a good fit anyway.
10:33 mircea_popescu williamdunne because why, penetration ?
10:33 williamdunne mircea_popescu: pretty much
10:33 mircea_popescu if you go in for a prostate exam and doc sticks finger in you without asking specifically, also rape ?
10:34 williamdunne If I didn't go there for a prostate exam, yeah I'd guess so
10:34 mircea_popescu how about dentist ? i don't recall a dentist ever asking me if it's ok to fuck up my teeth.
10:34 mircea_popescu well it's where it gets iffy. no idea what they ACTUALLY went there for.
10:34 mircea_popescu she has a story, he has another, as it would be the case.
10:34 williamdunne Its definitely 'iffy', but people are particularly sensitive about their sensitives
10:34 mircea_popescu surely.
10:35 mircea_popescu and i;m not saying it's good or anything, or that the woman should not protest or anything.
10:35 mircea_popescu but if you call every bicycle a tank soon enough the army's going to be riding into battle on clown materiel.
10:35 chetty if you get naked and let a guy tie you up seems to me its not rape, got to take some responsibility for getting to that point.
10:36 mircea_popescu well, they were making a display.
10:36 williamdunne chetty: Sounds like she was expecting to be photographed
10:36 mircea_popescu actors act naked all the time without an expectation on any one's part to end up fucking on stage.
10:36 mircea_popescu which i suspect is what the woman was thinking.
10:36 mircea_popescu (there's also a major historical angle of [seazy beta] males pushing women into sex via "art")
10:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24755 @ 0.00029963 = 7.4173 BTC [-] {4}
10:37 chetty responsibilty ...make sure before you do it ...get it in writing
10:37 williamdunne Easiest way to get a girl naked is to stick her in front of a camera, no?
10:37 mircea_popescu yeah they ARE playing pretty fast and incredibly loose by now.
10:37 mircea_popescu who the fuck ties up a woman he doesn't own.
10:37 mircea_popescu i don't mean know. i mean own.
10:38 mircea_popescu williamdunne yeh, but it resolves none of the fundamental problems. you're still you, she's still her, the situation just got more volatile. just like pushing the gas pedal doesn't make one either less drunk or better a driver.
10:39 williamdunne Generally natural escalation seems like a better idea
10:40 mircea_popescu anyway, remarkable how little thought is given to the puppet master (Vanessa Veronique apparently) getting all these shenanigans in motion to get even at the 60yo derp that found a 20yo slut.
10:41 mircea_popescu that she was his "manager" and violated his trust by anti-representing him is not a point of concern, not even for people so finely tuned to the iffy intricacies of you know, the violation that occurs should a finger stray into a slit.
10:41 chetty priorities
10:42 mircea_popescu heh
10:42 mircea_popescu she's 40 something, which conceivably means she was once the "deeply in love" LolaBlake
10:43 mircea_popescu speaking of which, anyone seen "all about eve" ?
10:44 williamdunne Nope
10:44 mircea_popescu great film.
10:45 williamdunne Summary?
10:46 mircea_popescu pretty much the same.
10:46 mircea_popescu what else is one to make a film about ?
10:46 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/all-about-eve/ there
10:46 assbot All About Eve on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1d4tc3Q )
10:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25500 @ 0.00029802 = 7.5995 BTC [-]
10:48 lobbes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1106236 << aha. "excuse me, fellas, but this bottom shelf liquor will get us -just- as drunk"
10:48 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 02:11:22; ben_vulpes: but let's try anyways: "pragmatic coffee nerd in buenos aires"
10:52 scoopbot_revived New post; Vessenes Foundation Draws Near Its End, Vessenes Out As Chairman url; http://qntra.net/2015/04/vessenes-foundation-draws-near-its-end-vessenes-out-as-chairman/
10:52 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1d4uxrh )
10:52 williamdunne Looks alive
10:53 mircea_popescu somehow hasn't seen trilema yet. how often does it poll ?
10:53 williamdunne Had to make him multi-threaded to get the IRC library work -.-
10:53 williamdunne 15 seconds
10:53 williamdunne But I think he had it loaded up before he started because I stopped when you released :/
10:54 mircea_popescu eh, a minute or even 5 should be plenty.
10:55 williamdunne Yeah 15 seconds for testing purposes, I'll change that on next restart
10:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27428 @ 0.00029575 = 8.1118 BTC [-] {4}
11:02 pete_dushenski goooood morning
11:02 mircea_popescu ola
11:02 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: what's this about me not spending 'enough' time in channel ?
11:03 pete_dushenski people think blog posts write themselves, comments answer themselves, books read themselves, i swear
11:03 scoopbot_revived New post; Windows Servers Pwn'd By JPEG Uploads url; http://qntra.net/2015/04/windows-servers-pwnd-by-jpeg-uploads/
11:03 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1PoI8rp )
11:03 pete_dushenski o hello scoopbot_revived
11:03 mircea_popescu it werks.
11:04 mircea_popescu i guess ima edit the maintainer. mats am i putting you on the key server ?
11:04 pete_dushenski ben_vulpes: i'd love to be here more. i'm here as much as i can!
11:04 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: thx for the line correction
11:05 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: also, speaking of 'we', any updates on dat lordship list from c3 ?
11:05 mircea_popescu was briefly discussed, not came to much
11:06 pete_dushenski mmok
11:06 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: seems like williamdunne is too fast for me!
11:07 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Well, his bot still needs to pass the qntravex test
11:07 mircea_popescu williamdunne yeah was that a complete rewrite or what ?
11:07 mircea_popescu you found teh github ?
11:09 trinque mircea_popescu | well you will notice that nothing happened here also. it's just ... what was that word, for an item that breaks minds << star trek used this against the borg, could've been ripped off from a novel
11:09 mircea_popescu iirc that was just a banal virus
11:10 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: s_r didn't pass qntra yet ?
11:10 BingoBoingo pete_dushenski: Passed the qntra part, now faces your vex
11:10 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Complete rewrite, but needs some fixing. Found some bugs
11:10 pete_dushenski indeed.
11:11 pete_dushenski perhaps later today i'll stumble across something in the logs or in the news.
11:12 pete_dushenski for sure tomorrow at the latest
11:14 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/stop-all-the-clocks-again/ << anyone willing to read this and put it on youtube or w/e ?
11:14 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1PoLlHt )
11:14 mircea_popescu !rated williamdunne
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11:15 mats mircea_popescu: sure, put me on the keyserver project
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11:15 mircea_popescu that was fast enough.
11:15 williamdunne Thank you very much
11:18 pete_dushenski mircea_popescu: i'll read the poem and post it
11:18 mircea_popescu cool!
11:19 pete_dushenski i'll try it today but i'm a little stuffed up, still recovering from last week's mega-fiesta, so if it doesn't sound great i'll re-do it tmrw
11:26 pete_dushenski williamdunne: curious, what do you mean by "Generally they're against inflation of block sizes, not an increase."
11:27 williamdunne pete_dushenski: From what I can tell the objection you all have is that Gavin's suggestion is constant inflation, as opposed to the block-size being anything other than 1mb
11:28 pete_dushenski the block size could be 512kb i guess
11:29 pete_dushenski bigger than 1mb though ? not in the foreseeable future
11:29 williamdunne pete_dushenski: Ah so you actually want it permanently at 1mb or lower?
11:29 pete_dushenski to the extent that scarcity is the goal because scarcity is a key driver of value, then yes
11:30 pete_dushenski i'd want 2mb blocks like i'd want 42 mn coins
11:30 trinque how bout just fill the bucket before considering marrying a larger bucket?
11:30 pete_dushenski ^
11:31 williamdunne trinque: I agree, but thats different to a permanent cap
11:31 pete_dushenski right, it really doesn't matter what *i* want so much as what's practically needed
11:32 williamdunne I don't see why you're saying that you'd want the transaction capabilities tied to the number of coins issued though
11:32 pete_dushenski i don't, i could've just as well said 'like i want a hole in the head'
11:33 pete_dushenski or 'like i want hiv'
11:33 pete_dushenski but again, not that it so much matters what i want
11:34 ben_vulpes man it doesn't matter what's needed or wanted or anything
11:34 ben_vulpes bitcoin is
11:34 ben_vulpes usg can break it like they broke gpg, but that broken thing will not and cannot be bitcoin
11:37 trinque 311.63 633.87 417.2 112.43 126.75 271.06
11:37 trinque last few blocks in kB
11:38 williamdunne I definitely agree that too large blocks would break it, but I also think that if bitcoin is to grow we will need bigger blocks
11:38 trinque williamdunne: so let it bang into the ceiling and see what people do
11:38 ben_vulpes williamdunne: you're missing the point.
11:38 ben_vulpes if a thing exists with a block size that is not one megabyte, /that thing is not bitcoin/.
11:39 williamdunne trinque: Sure, thats what I would advocate too
11:39 ben_vulpes also what is this "to grow" nonsense.
11:39 trinque ben_vulpes: that sounds like a tautology
11:39 trinque bitcoin is bitcoin because it is bitcoin
11:39 ben_vulpes nitrogen is nitrogen because of the arrangement of electrons in valence shells.
11:39 williamdunne trinque: Bitcoin currently worth x potatoes, bitcoin in the future to be worth y potatoes
11:39 ben_vulpes is that still a tautology?
11:40 trinque no, that example is not
11:40 ben_vulpes so if you change the block size, you get deuterium.
11:40 williamdunne It wouldn't be bitcoin of today but it would still be bitcoin
11:40 williamdunne "If I cut my hair, am I still williamdunne"
11:41 trinque ben_vulpes: it is currently unknown what an appropriate blocksize would be
11:41 trinque 1mb seems to be a reasonable cap
11:41 trinque but is not magic
11:42 trinque the way to find out what a good blocksize would be is to let the thing bang into the ceiling so we know what that looks like
11:42 ben_vulpes what then distinguishes bitcoin from XXXcoin?
11:42 ben_vulpes i guess they're all bitcoin or something retarded like that
11:42 ben_vulpes appropriate shmappropriate.
11:42 ben_vulpes it's as magic as 21M.
11:42 ben_vulpes what's the worst case scenario of hitting that ceiling?
11:42 trinque my point is you're claiming to know more than you do
11:42 trinque not that 1mb isn't the right value
11:43 williamdunne The blocksize is a limiting factor of its usage, 21m doesn't thanks to 8 decimal places
11:43 trinque one will know what happens when the blocksize limit is reached ... when the blocksize limit is reached
11:43 ben_vulpes i'm saying that "right" doesn't matter.
11:43 ben_vulpes 21me8 then, williamdunne.
11:43 ben_vulpes trinque: you gotta have a hypothesis about what's going to happen, man.
11:43 ben_vulpes especially if you're even sort of supporting this blocksize change derpage.
11:44 trinque fees, and prioritizing transactions according to them
11:44 trinque I don't support anything, much less this
11:44 ben_vulpes so no technical fears then?
11:44 trinque 1mb is "yeah that's probably big enough"
11:44 williamdunne ben_vulpes: Hypothesis; if we ever get to the point where we are completely filling blocks and fees start going through the roof, either growth will halter or it will fork - and the 1mb version will be virtually barren
11:45 ben_vulpes the thing about bitcoins is that it a system that conserves, and resists diddling in the vein of fiat economies.
11:45 ben_vulpes williamdunne: alternatively, the big blocks version will be populated with retards.
11:45 ben_vulpes and what is this "growth" thing you keep banging on about?
11:46 ben_vulpes usd denominated value of bitcoins /literally does not matter/
11:46 ben_vulpes "oh gosh so we can all be richer in the fyooooture instead of working today" sort of nonsense
11:47 williamdunne ben_vulpes: Of course it matters, its a network. More people = more useful. I don't see how that can be anything but an objective truth.
11:47 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: these i suppose are the muppets you're looking for.
11:48 mircea_popescu williamdunne what if in going from 5 to 10 you lose the one worth 1 and gain 5 worth .1 each ?
11:48 ben_vulpes williamdunne: is not the inability to interdict funds enough for you?
11:48 ben_vulpes williamdunne: is not the hard cap of 21M of the thing enough for you?
11:48 ben_vulpes such progress.
11:48 trinque ben_vulpes: I'm not going to accept being called a muppet for saying we're not in a position to evaluate an appropriate block size, therefore changing it is unwise.
11:48 ben_vulpes not you, trinque
11:48 trinque well GOOD
11:48 trinque :)
11:48 ben_vulpes sheesh
11:49 ben_vulpes touchy tatiana, you
11:50 williamdunne ben_vulpes: Yes, its very useful. But the value of your coins will inflate fast if its just 12 people using it over and over.
11:50 mircea_popescu ...
11:51 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Sorry not entirely sure what you mean
11:51 mircea_popescu that's not what inflation is.
11:51 mircea_popescu williamdunne you have 5 users. one of which is worth "1 unit of useful". you dd 5 more. they together are worth 0.5 units of useful.
11:51 mircea_popescu becuase of this addition, that one leaves.
11:51 mircea_popescu you have now grown and are worth less.
11:51 mircea_popescu this happens ALL THE TIME.
11:52 mircea_popescu it's nto even the exception, it is the rule. facebook today is not worth 1/10 of what facebook was worth in 2005
11:53 mircea_popescu adding more people, especially if adding more people SELECTED by the criteria that "they are poor, stupid and usleess enough to need to be added specifically" is a recipe for making your thing worth less.
11:53 mircea_popescu not more.
11:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38250 @ 0.00030181 = 11.5442 BTC [+]
11:53 williamdunne mircea_popescu: That seems counter-intuitive, I'm not trying to over-value the poor and stupid here.
11:53 mircea_popescu really ?
11:54 mircea_popescu you ever held a party ?
11:56 williamdunne Yep, but seems like a relatively invalid comparison
11:57 mircea_popescu don't tell, show.
11:57 mircea_popescu why does it seem so ?
11:57 williamdunne Because I don't have to talk to everyone using bitcoin at the same time nor put up with their noise (in particular, anyway)
11:58 mircea_popescu that is exactly what you have to do.
12:00 mircea_popescu it's worse, because a) every party participant is stuck b) keeping ~complete~ records of the whole thing c) forever. it's not just a process thing like the party. it's that you have to write their noiise down, and pay for warehouses.
12:01 williamdunne But in return you have more potential users of your XYZ business, and more potential to operate profitable businesses that are less-than-possible in the fiat world
12:02 lobbes but it isn't the currency that makes your business profitable
12:02 pete_dushenski williamdunne: but the barriers to entry are lower in the fiat world
12:02 pete_dushenski and bitcoin quite likes keeping those barriers high
12:02 williamdunne pete_dushenski: Well that depends on what you are doing
12:02 mircea_popescu yeah, in return "but there could be cute girls"
12:03 mircea_popescu no, there won't be. it will be a bunch of fucktarded dudebros, that aren't even legal to drink.
12:03 williamdunne lobbes: Sure, but it alters things massively. Just-Dice with 7 billion potential customers is better than Just-Dice with 2,000,000 potential
12:03 mircea_popescu which is why clubs have those big guys at the door.
12:03 mircea_popescu clubs i'd go to, anyway.
12:03 pete_dushenski pubs, walk right in, fulla 'dudebros'
12:04 mircea_popescu "more value"
12:04 lobbes those 7 billion customers aren't necessarily worth more than those 2 million
12:05 williamdunne lobbes: In terms of bitcoin? no, in terms of potatoes? yes
12:05 mircea_popescu because you imagine there's an intrinsic minimum value for "human beings"
12:05 mircea_popescu there isn't.
12:05 mircea_popescu you also imagine there is a cap. there isn't a cap.
12:05 mircea_popescu one guy can and usually is worth more than an entire country.
12:06 mircea_popescu we have this situation right now in argentina, for instance, and there's 40mn of em derps.
12:06 williamdunne Yeah, but that one guy isn't going to be betting all his money on Just-Dice, collectively there is a lot of value to exploit
12:07 mircea_popescu this is wishful thinking.
12:07 mircea_popescu there's no value "collectively". there seems to be, currently, because the usg / ag etc are propping them up on borrowed money.
12:07 mircea_popescu otherwise, poor people are a liability not an asset. they are below zero.
12:08 mircea_popescu every large enough operation has this set of accounts that are below water - cost more to service than they're worth. which is why fiat banks are charging per account
12:09 mircea_popescu which is why obamacare, etc.
12:10 mircea_popescu the truth is that for about half of the us, the marginal benefit of spending another 1k per capita on their health is unrecoverable, as they won't produce in excess of that 1k. ever.
12:10 trinque ben_vulpes: aint even mad; and I agree that any modified thing may not merit being called bitcoin
12:10 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> every large enough operation has this set of accounts that are below water - cost more to service than they're worth. which is why fiat banks are charging per account << myeah i got some of these
12:11 mircea_popescu the bait and switch thing here is that the "modified thing" can only exist by itself, so it really needs us to you know, give up on bitcoin proper.
12:11 mircea_popescu much like paper dollars can only exist if there's no strong currency and "welfare states" in a world without rhodesia and so on.
12:11 mircea_popescu soviets need closed borders.
12:14 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108229 << but i do agree with that point. we have nfi.
12:14 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 15:41:28; trinque: ben_vulpes: it is currently unknown what an appropriate blocksize would be
12:14 mircea_popescu it's just that the "larger = better" argument is rank nonsense.
12:16 mircea_popescu we might well discover that actually 1mb is way too much, and all we can afford is less.
12:17 mircea_popescu hopefully this won't be the case, but the way moore's law is going...
12:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32600 @ 0.00029221 = 9.526 BTC [-] {2}
12:26 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: let us not neglect the headache of coordinating a blocksize change
12:28 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: i have the top floor of la poesia entirely to myself
12:29 pete_dushenski !up saulimus
12:29 pete_dushenski !up diato
12:29 pete_dushenski !up diatonic
12:29 diatonic I can't figure out the new process to !up myself with assbot
12:29 pete_dushenski ;;seen thestringpuller
12:29 gribble thestringpuller was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, 46 minutes, and 1 second ago: <thestringpuller> ^- close the bet
12:30 pete_dushenski odd.
12:30 diatonic I can decrypt the string
12:30 pete_dushenski then tell assbot '!v <decrypted string>'
12:30 diatonic ahh, thanks
12:30 diatonic couldn't find that info anywhere
12:30 pete_dushenski np.
12:30 pete_dushenski !help
12:30 assbot http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/irc_bots/assbot
12:31 pete_dushenski ^for future reference
12:31 ben_vulpes who're you, diatonic?
12:32 ben_vulpes friend of ascii*?
12:33 diatonic ben_vulpes, I don't really know why I lurk in here. I used to be pretty active in #bitcoin-otc and joined this channel some time ago.
12:34 diatonic Wanted to get more in to trading
12:36 Pierre_Rochard pete_dushenski: actually got a text message from thestringpuller this morning, he’s still alive!
12:38 pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard: hey no way! good news.
12:38 felipelalli pete_dushenski: I didn't know the shortcut "!v", I always type "!verify", thanks.
12:44 williamdunne OK, I think ScoopBot should behave himself now
12:45 * williamdunne thinks
12:46 ben_vulpes don't think, test :P
12:46 williamdunne Can't test until there is a new post unfortunately
12:47 lobbes can't you put a dummy blog in the list and test?
12:47 williamdunne Well, I could but it would be more difficult than it is worth, so I'll just wait until a post comes up
12:47 williamdunne Yeah, that'd be the easyish way, don't have a blog I can use to test it on atm
12:47 * lobbes doesn't really know, just curious
12:49 lobbes create a blogspot or something? I have no idea if blogspot outputs data in the same way that scoopbot reads the others, but it is free and fairly quick to create one
12:51 williamdunne I'll stick up a wordpress
12:53 BingoBoingo Look at the derps herping that nopeone wants their terp http://wptavern.com/wordpress-org-now-requires-theme-authors-to-use-the-customizer-to-build-theme-options
12:53 assbot WordPress.org Now Requires Theme Authors to Use the Customizer to Build Theme Options ... ( http://bit.ly/1yXoaQI )
12:53 ben_vulpes <williamdunne> Can't test /me raises an eyebrow
12:54 * ben_vulpes wonders how this rss bot is built such that it can't be tested
12:56 williamdunne ben_vulpes: It was more out of laziness
12:56 ben_vulpes isn't it always...
13:00 williamdunne !up diatonic
13:02 scoopbot_revived News! I am scoopbot URL: https://scoopbot.wordpress.com/2015/04/23/i-am-scoopbot-2/
13:02 assbot I am scoopbot | scoopbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yXpumF )
13:02 williamdunne Its alive
13:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00029651 = 3.4988 BTC [+]
13:11 BingoBoingo mod6: On the foundation page "This sotware is provided by The Bitcoin Foundation `as is' and any express or implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose are disclaimed."
13:11 mike_c wusses :)
13:18 Pierre_Rochard dogecoin “creator” upset that his new altcoin launch flopped: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/33lwye/creator_of_dogecoin_i_see_no_longterm_future_for/
13:18 assbot Creator of Dogecoin - "I see no long-term future for #Bitcoin or cryptocurrencies at this point" : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yXrZW1 )
13:19 Pierre_Rochard context: https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/33hdvo/feedback_needed_neucoin_distribution_to_dogecoin/
13:19 assbot Feedback needed: NeuCoin distribution to Dogecoin holders : dogecoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yXs4Jc )
13:21 williamdunne Pierre_Rochard: Lottery winning janitor annoyed new lottery ticket didn't win
13:22 Pierre_Rochard williamdunne: swears loudly that he’ll never play the lottery again. such threat. very wow.
13:22 williamdunne many regrets
13:22 Pierre_Rochard buy high sell low will do that
13:25 williamdunne does the nakamoto institute have an RSS feed?
13:26 Pierre_Rochard yup http://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/feed/
13:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yXtxiC )
13:26 Pierre_Rochard posting has been… sporadic as of late
13:26 ben_vulpes THANKS MIKE_C
13:27 williamdunne Awesome, yeah, I've been hoping for more articles. Anyone got any objections to adding the nakamotoinstitute to scoopbot?
13:27 ben_vulpes YOUR FEEDBACK IS AS ALWAYS INVALULOL
13:29 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo: qntsideration : http://dpaste.com/3NGVDY3.txt
13:29 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yXu44k )
13:31 pete_dushenski williamdunne: i'd vote against krawisz being added. if Pierre_Rochard or bitstein were writing...
13:31 williamdunne pete_dushenski: Technically I can filter by author, but I know I personally like all of their writing
13:32 williamdunne But if thats what people want me to do..
13:32 Pierre_Rochard pete_dushenski: daniel has not written on the block size issue specifically at SNI
13:33 pete_dushenski if you can filter by author for pierre and mike, i'd say go for it
13:33 mike_c ben_vulpes: don't get mad at me because the foundation has tiny balls.
13:33 mike_c bingo is the one who pointed it out :D
13:34 Pierre_Rochard williamdunne: I would say neh just on account of inactivity for the time being
13:34 trinque mike_c: dunno why they'd vouch for the quality of something they haven't rewritten fully yet
13:34 Pierre_Rochard if/when we start putting up more content I’ll advocate for adding it
13:35 williamdunne Pierre_Rochard: Sure thing, I won't add it then. It doesn't really use any resources in particular to add it but your call
13:35 pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard: true, but he's hoisted himself on his own petard on a few other topics
13:35 pete_dushenski eg 'who controls bitcoin'
13:36 Pierre_Rochard pete_dushenski: ah fair enough.
13:36 williamdunne pete_dushenski: Don't suppose I could have a link?
13:37 Pierre_Rochard williamdunne: bitstein has his own blog but I see no RSS http://bitstein.org/blog/
13:37 assbot Blog | Bitstein | Bitstein ... ( http://bit.ly/1yXvko7 )
13:37 Pierre_Rochard williamdunne: http://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/who-controls-bitcoin/
13:37 assbot Who Controls Bitcoin? | Satoshi Nakamoto Institute ... ( http://bit.ly/1yZ8tCx )
13:38 williamdunne pete_dushenski: Oh yes, I remember the article now. What did you object to in it?
13:38 williamdunne Pierre_Rochard: Thanks for the link to his personal blog, I'll have a read
13:39 pete_dushenski "We'll assume that there is some real disagreement about whether the upgrade is a good idea because if there was not, then there would be no problem."
13:39 pete_dushenski not much of an assumption upon which to base an entire article
13:39 pete_dushenski everyone here is pretty well decided, and so it is
13:39 pete_dushenski whatever's outside are but the fans at home telling the coach what plays to call
13:39 williamdunne Seems like a fair statement, if there is a change everyone agrees on the only issue is those too lazy to update
13:40 pete_dushenski or it would be if this was about opinions instead of what must be done for survival
13:40 Pierre_Rochard I thought it was a fine post, the only issue being it’s context and subtext
13:40 Pierre_Rochard its8
13:40 Pierre_Rochard its*
13:42 williamdunne pete_dushenski: Would you have preferred it had he worded it as your choice is based upon the choices of those superior in your WoT? i.e if BitPay is at the top of my WoT (lol) and they are on newcoin, I'll be on newcoin
13:42 williamdunne Or if Mircea, oldcoin
13:43 pete_dushenski tbh i dun really care what he does.
13:44 pete_dushenski he can 'teach the controversy' all he wants but he's going to end up grouped alongside monsanto for it
13:44 pete_dushenski "Most nodes are dead weight." << also rubbish
13:45 pete_dushenski "An upgrade which allows for larger block sizes is also likely to be adopted because the current limit of 1 MB will eventually limit Bitcoin's value as a form of money." << idem.
13:45 pete_dushenski kid never read the logs, what can you expect ?
13:46 Pierre_Rochard ah forgot that sentence was in there! unacceptabru
13:46 pete_dushenski anywho, off to yoga. later gang!
13:46 williamdunne pete_dushenski: Enjoy
13:47 Pierre_Rochard williamdunne: I’m also putting together my own personal blog, I’ll let you know once I have an RSS feed put together
13:47 scoopbot_revived News! Confirmation of Life - 30 minute test URL: https://scoopbot.wordpress.com/2015/04/23/confirmation-of-life-30-minute-test/
13:47 assbot Confirmation of Life – 30 minute test | scoopbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1Gbt6hJ )
13:47 williamdunne Pierre_Rochard: Yes please
13:48 williamdunne Okay, so scoopbot's concurrency now definitely works. Yay.
13:51 trinque williamdunne: nice
13:59 mats that feeling when you sit down and the seat is still warm
14:00 mats an intimate moment where two butts reach across the cosmos and touch for an instant
14:03 lobbes poetry by mats
14:03 cazalla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108347 <<< tell him to quit his sulking and come back, i still <3 him afterall
14:03 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 16:36:57; Pierre_Rochard: pete_dushenski: actually got a text message from thestringpuller this morning, he’s still alive!
14:04 BingoBoingo mike_c: I was pointing out "sotware"
14:04 mike_c fine, leave me out on a limb
14:04 mike_c do foundation emails have a disclaimer at the bottom telling me to delete it if i got it in error?
14:05 mike_c (I don't really care about this though, disclaim away)
14:07 mats http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/24/world/asia/2-qaeda-hostages-were-accidentally-killed-in-us-raid-white-house-says.html << so, when's the trial and who's gonna hang?
14:07 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1I0nVGi )
14:08 cazalla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108367 <<< plz no brony shit kthx http://memecrunch.com/meme/I4UY/fat-brony/image.jpg
14:08 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 17:02:06; scoopbot_revived: News! I am scoopbot URL: https://scoopbot.wordpress.com/2015/04/23/i-am-scoopbot-2/
14:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1I0o4tf )
14:14 BingoBoingo dammit
14:14 BingoBoingo fxd
14:14 williamdunne cazalla: updated for you
14:14 scoopbot_revived News! MtGox Trustee has 200k Bitcoins, Creditors to Line Up as Bankruptcy Progresses URL: http://qntra.net/2015/04/mtgox-trustee-has-200k-bitcoins-creditors-to-line-up-as-bankruptcy-progresses/
14:14 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1GbxCwG )
14:28 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23545 @ 0.00029111 = 6.8542 BTC [-] {2}
14:37 ben_vulpes cazalla: i found a bronies store in bsas. was completely baffled.
14:39 cazalla imagine taking your kids to some junk toy store for some made in china plastic shit only to find grown ass men clamouring over your daughter to reach the toys before she can get to them
14:39 williamdunne Men might be a little generous
14:45 scoopbot_revived News! Ransomware Inception URL: http://qntra.net/2015/04/ransomware-inception/
14:45 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1I0vzQV )
14:45 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i have nfi why anyone would care what shittomatic says
14:45 mircea_popescu i mean obviously, they want access to the walled garden of idiots, but this is a mirage.
14:45 mircea_popescu i guess takes time for kids to learn what mirages are.
14:47 cazalla i wonder if there is a small business to be had recovering family photos/video for people infected by that shit? charge them twice the amount of the ransom (paid upfront of course)
14:47 mircea_popescu lol Pierre_Rochard. these twerps are all on the same rubber band. 1. mp wrote we're shit because mp's jealous, not because we're shit. 2 ??? 3. bitcoin doesn't exist.
14:47 mircea_popescu <williamdunne> Awesome, yeah, I've been hoping for more articles. Anyone got any objections to adding the nakamotoinstitute to scoopbot? << it all depends on whether they continue pushing insanities a la gavincoin.
14:48 mircea_popescu mike_c what'd they specifically say tho ? "we guarantee this code with ..." ? what ... ?
14:48 mats http://arxiv.org/pdf/1502.07373v2.pdf 'The Spy in the Sandbox: Practical Cache Attacks in JavaScript'
14:48 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1I0wdOh )
14:49 mircea_popescu mats understand, the bdsm thing is not drastically intended to be secure.
14:49 mircea_popescu it's just intended to be web secure.
14:49 mircea_popescu you won't be able to make browser gossipd that'd for damned sure.
14:51 mircea_popescu <BingoBoingo> mike_c: I was pointing out "sotware" << sotware lol. as in, "you sot"!
14:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16600 @ 0.00029028 = 4.8186 BTC [-]
14:57 mircea_popescu williamdunne refresh me, what is dunnecapital ltd uk ?
14:57 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Was the name of an exchange I am working on
14:57 mircea_popescu btcentralplus.com ?
14:58 williamdunne mircea_popescu: thats the ISP I used to have?
14:58 mircea_popescu oh derp. fucking isps lol
14:58 mircea_popescu grep found it because obvously, "btc".
14:59 williamdunne btc entral plus exchange, pretty catchy
14:59 mircea_popescu aanyways. you actually intend to develop that bdsm thing ?
14:59 mircea_popescu it's a huge time investment, and it really won't work halfway.
15:00 mircea_popescu if it works at all. max guy doesn't have a point about women, but he does have a point about stupid.
15:00 williamdunne mircea_popescu: I can do it, but I'm not hugely interested in running it as a business
15:00 mircea_popescu how'd you intend to do it ?
15:00 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Well either I'd make it so it almost completely handles itself, or let someone else run it after I build it
15:01 mircea_popescu that part i got.
15:01 mircea_popescu i don't see specifically whatr running. you can't moderate it anyway.
15:02 williamdunne Well dependent on the business model it could be easy or complex
15:03 mircea_popescu this is still pretty vague. but my q was more technical-oriented. i dunno if "facebook clone" package exists. seems likely it might.
15:03 mircea_popescu one could conceivably bolt extant js to that be done in a day.
15:03 mircea_popescu if product a bit shoddy.
15:04 williamdunne Ah sorry, well it depends. Obviously its a pretty lose spec but I'd probably go for something that has all the basic functionality built on a probably ASP stack, rather than doing anything too fancy with pretty colours everywhere
15:04 mircea_popescu asp.net, srsly ?
15:04 mircea_popescu what was multibet in ?
15:04 williamdunne PHP even worse, yeah asp or phoenix framework
15:05 williamdunne Maybe D... but less likely
15:05 mircea_popescu i don't even think anyone has windows servers
15:05 mircea_popescu certainly the first time i heard this one proposed.
15:05 williamdunne Its pretty good, all ties in really well with various meta-db layers
15:06 williamdunne Same with Elixir really
15:06 mircea_popescu it's a good thing alf's in the air.
15:06 williamdunne Yes, I know you're less fond of windows aha
15:06 williamdunne But its a BDSM site storing data encrypted client-side, hardly need for uber security
15:07 trinque get you a postgresql, son
15:07 mircea_popescu there's two problems here. one being that if nobody has windows servers nobody can, in an emergency say, provie a backup.
15:07 mircea_popescu so maintainability.
15:07 williamdunne trinque: I normally use postgre
15:07 williamdunne trinque: Well thats a lie, I normally do if working in Elixir/Phoenix
15:07 mircea_popescu the other is that well, we don't know how efficient it is. ie, how much bw/packetage/userbase it can support per mm of hardware.
15:08 mircea_popescu does something like gluster even exist for mvc ?
15:08 mircea_popescu or we the clustering thing is called, gaproxy ?
15:08 trinque mircea_popescu: replication at the db layer is what's called for there
15:09 williamdunne I don't have any statistics about performance but I've found it works pretty well. I've only done basic clustering before using it tbh, doing things like sharing secrets for authentication
15:09 mircea_popescu does it work ?
15:09 trinque if you're read heavy works great, if you're write heavy gets harder
15:09 mircea_popescu this promises to be the worst mix.
15:09 mircea_popescu ie, reads and writes
15:10 williamdunne Surely all of the heavy-writing would just be in the form of files
15:10 trinque seems like a social thing calls for a message queue
15:10 williamdunne Can't imagine it would be all that write-heavy
15:11 mats https://wapiflapi.github.io/2015/04/22/single-null-byte-heap-overflow is purty
15:11 assbot Visualizing a single null-byte heap overflow exploitation · @wapiflapi ... ( http://bit.ly/1K9PjAS )
15:11 trinque williamdunne: what is it, just profiles and people sending messages and comments, etcd?
15:11 trinque *etc
15:12 williamdunne trinque: Yeah, and photos which obviously would just be in a file container
15:13 trinque postgresql is a badder beast than most think
15:13 mircea_popescu williamdunne lots and lots of updates.
15:13 williamdunne mircea_popescu: I can't imagine it would ever become a problem for SQLserver, if it did we could just shard it like hell. Its not like it needs sub 1 second latency on everything
15:14 mircea_popescu nah, for all i care make a fixed 2 second delay.
15:14 mircea_popescu encourage user to think before posting
15:14 williamdunne Exactly, so we could shard the database a stupid amount, and stick half of it in NoSQL for things like private messages
15:15 trinque nosql is a terrible idea man, always
15:15 mircea_popescu im not proposing it's an unapproachable problem by any means.
15:15 trinque your data storing thing should be aware of structure
15:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00029253 = 2.7498 BTC [+]
15:15 trinque otherwise that ends up being implemented in shitty form in the app layer
15:16 williamdunne trinque: Meh, less of an issue for relatively basic data like private messages
15:16 trinque sure, everyone always thinks they can handle reimplementing the database until complexity grows to a point where it falls inward on itself
15:17 trinque code gets littered with message v1 v2 v3 handling code, and you become less and less able to reason about the concept "message"
15:18 williamdunne trinque: Either way, it anything high volume like that can be done in interesting ways
15:18 trinque I've seen multi-billion row postgresql clusters with heavy writes
15:18 williamdunne Like it could be done via a separate system like facebook uses which uses a queue to commit to DB, but can be received before committed to the DB
15:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25315 @ 0.00029435 = 7.4515 BTC [+] {3}
15:18 trinque williamdunne: yeah that's more acceptable
15:18 mircea_popescu what's fb run on anyway ?
15:18 williamdunne mircea_popescu: Its frankenstein's monster
15:19 trinque afaik they use a lot of mysql among myriad other things
15:19 mircea_popescu i'd expect.
15:19 williamdunne A bit of PHP, a bit of C++, a bit of D
15:19 williamdunne D for builds only though, in fairness
15:19 williamdunne Oh
15:19 williamdunne Erlang for messaging system
15:19 mircea_popescu lol so fiverr is now skimming 50 cents off each job.
15:20 mircea_popescu the crunch is on, bejesus.
15:20 williamdunne They've been doing that for a while now
15:20 trinque gogo monetization
15:20 mircea_popescu this is going to be such a sad year for "web startups"...
15:20 williamdunne Have you seen those Eris labs guys?
15:21 williamdunne At the forefront of "the blockchain of things" lo
15:21 mircea_popescu vaguely.
15:21 trinque "embedding values"
15:21 trinque stomach is already turned
15:21 williamdunne eris industries thats the one, christ
15:22 jurov http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108439 what did you do to teh poor nigga ???!!!
15:22 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 18:03:53; cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108347 <<< tell him to quit his sulking and come back, i still <3 him afterall
15:22 thestringpuller pete_dushenski cazalla still alive. just very busy in meatspace.
15:23 mircea_popescu !rated thestringpuller
15:23 assbot You rated user thestringpuller on 01-Feb-2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: I dunno that he's ever pulled any strings..
15:23 williamdunne we have a pulse
15:24 mircea_popescu thestringpuller dude, listen up. i'm not going to whack you, but you gotta learn to underpromise and overdeliver.
15:26 thestringpuller yup. learning requires lessons which each have their various costs.
15:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00029028 = 2.7577 BTC [-]
15:32 BingoBoingo ;;ticker --market buttchina
15:32 gribble BTCChina BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 235.5633, Best ask: 235.564914, Bid-ask spread: 0.00161, Last trade: 235.55523, 24 hour volume: 78611.17550000, 24 hour low: 234.03, 24 hour high: 238.12149, 24 hour vwap: 235.614537073
15:44 jurov http://tiffzhang.com/startup/ heh gut
15:44 assbot Startup Generator ... ( http://bit.ly/1Doemvi )
15:46 williamdunne jurov: Painfully realistic
15:47 jurov http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=49029980379 hahaha you can use this for the bdsm job
15:47 assbot Startup Generator ... ( http://bit.ly/1d5HeCk )
15:48 mircea_popescu lmao
15:48 mircea_popescu what is with the popped collars @girl!
15:51 scoopbot_revived News! Test Post URL: https://scoopbot.wordpress.com/2015/04/23/test-post/
15:51 assbot Test Post | scoopbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DogmDP )
16:06 hanbot so here's one: fiverr localized to arg has a welcome pic of a pretty woman singing in a mic. override to english? neotenous hipster kid, srsly looks like an 11 year old in thickrimmed glasses.
16:07 mircea_popescu are you making fun of my good friend in rome ?
16:07 mircea_popescu biggus dickus ?
16:07 hanbot lol
16:16 williamdunne welease wodewick
16:16 mircea_popescu >D
16:17 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7_oNBT9wsc
16:17 assbot Release Woger - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Oinzjc )
16:19 williamdunne Emperor Pilate is one of the handles I use online
16:29 fluffypony I still have nightmares about the rabbit of Caerbannog
16:29 williamdunne Fetch the holy hand grenade
16:30 mircea_popescu haha. five nightmares ?
16:31 mircea_popescu in other news,
16:31 mircea_popescu http://40.media.tumblr.com/5e7348e00b74e649b22d2a86f271fa0a/tumblr_mp19tzTnVt1ssy9wfo1_1280.jpg
16:31 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1OiqfNQ )
16:31 williamdunne I've found a piece of blogging software I really like, but its written in node so now I'm conflicted
16:32 williamdunne Noice
16:36 BingoBoingo williamdunne: rewrite it?
16:36 williamdunne BingoBoingo: Considered it, could just create my own blogging platform but thats probably more effort than its worth. Only got like 3.5k views in the week
16:38 cazalla http://fusion.net/story/124655/why-bitcoins-male-domination-will-be-its-downfall/ "The lack of women in Bitcoin isn’t just an issue of equality. It’s a fundamental weakness of the currency itself." ok guy whatever
16:38 assbot Why Bitcoin's male domination will be its downfall | Fusion ... ( http://bit.ly/1OirUTr )
16:39 fluffypony lolwut
16:39 fluffypony what's next
16:39 fluffypony "Why computing's male domination will be its downfall"
16:40 fluffypony so looking forward to everyone abandoning computers for the abacus and typewriters
16:40 fluffypony "Why spaceflight's male domination will be its downfall"
16:40 fluffypony "Why commercial piloting's male domination will be its downfall"
16:40 mircea_popescu they are kinda lulzy.
16:41 fluffypony "Why wine making's male domination will be its downfall"
16:41 mircea_popescu the english internet sounds more and more like a 11 yo girl's summer camp.
16:41 mircea_popescu o srsly, you swear never to get involved with boys because they're mean ? that's nice honey.
16:41 * fluffypony hands them a sports bra and a fuck off
16:42 mircea_popescu anyway. bitcoin's elitism and the horde's pretentiousness is setting the stage for some pretty hardcore raping and pillaging down the road.
16:42 trinque fluffypony | "Why computing's male domination will be its downfall" << now the real reason for the forced feminization of Turing took place; moar women in tech!
16:42 fluffypony lol
16:42 mircea_popescu somehow the idiots have lost all humility, and have absolutely no conception that yes indeed, in most situations going on your knees and begging is the correct response.
16:42 hanbot williamdunne> BingoBoingo: Considered it, could just create my own blogging platform but thats probably more effort than its worth. Only got like 3.5k views in the week << it's either worth the effort or not on its own merits, effects have no place in the consideration there, eh?
16:43 mircea_popescu hanbot honestly it's kinda not worth the effort. a wp 2.x can be hacked into enough blog platform for what one could conceivably need.
16:44 hanbot so what, that which can be frankensteined into working doesn't deserve to be made as a whole, from the start?
16:44 mircea_popescu nah, just, this particular thing is kinda derpy to begin with. who cares special stones to throw at dogs ?
16:44 mircea_popescu pick up whatever's handy.
16:44 mircea_popescu "blogging. a tech problem not worth solving"
16:45 mircea_popescu cms-ing moar generally. ben_vulpes prolly has the right idea.
16:45 mircea_popescu it was born essentially as the first bezzle thing, "we'll make you a Content Management System" to justify X agency spending more on a website than it's worth.
16:48 hanbot i see. well, at least this is an argument against the thing itself rather than its possible outcomes.
16:50 BingoBoingo General CMS seems solved http://werc.cat-v.org/ the blogging flavor could use twerk
16:50 assbot werc - A sane web anti-framework ... ( http://bit.ly/1Oiurgy )
16:55 * fluffypony wouldn't touch WordPress with a bargepole
16:55 fluffypony I'll stick to Jekyll, thanks
16:59 * williamdunne well personally I'm going to go back to my charcoal and cave wall
17:03 trinque I tend to prefer static sites where they can be had
17:03 trinque not much to break
17:04 trinque that most web framework things expect to regenerate each page every time is insane
17:04 trinque "but this is how we've always done it!"
17:04 trinque yes and paper should be printed right as you are turning the page
17:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00029028 = 1.3353 BTC [-]
17:10 mircea_popescu trinque you seriously can run a site as flat html and just awk it into submission
17:10 mircea_popescu better than serving dynamically anyway
17:11 trinque indeed, for many sites it's exactly the right way
17:11 mircea_popescu in retrospect, i suspect my above comments were more a reflection of my personal disinclination to put anything into cms/blog platforms. seeing how trilema already exists.
17:12 mircea_popescu !up Naphex
17:12 ben_vulpes but commmenttttssssss!
17:12 hanbot trinque yup. plenty of places online i have the distinct feeling of waving my hands around in front of the auto paper towel dispenser, to no avail, spits an ungrippable corner now and then...so -futuristic-.
17:12 trinque lol
17:13 Naphex o/
17:16 ben_vulpes adios buenos aires!
17:17 mircea_popescu adios !
17:17 trinque bon voyage, see ya in the asylum
17:19 mircea_popescu how goes Naphex
17:21 hanbot happy travels ben_vulpes
17:32 fluffypony geeeze, you comment on ONE Coindesk article about Brock Pierce, and this shit happens: http://i.imgur.com/abo2i7X.png
17:32 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DV5NL1 )
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17:33 williamdunne Hey Naphex o/
17:33 williamdunne Long time no speak, keep meaning to go on mumble..
17:33 williamdunne !rate Naphex 2 Knows his shit, and knows he does
17:33 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/e46c79d73fd0dd90
17:34 williamdunne !v assbot:williamdunne.rate.Naphex.2:19d40d8c7d1ce0e2137c60637c3d43729be585fbb03fbbb43354d445eb1a9003
17:34 assbot Successfully added a rating of 2 for Naphex with note: Knows his shit, and knows he does
17:37 Naphex mircea_popescu: great! getting ready for launch on the last run. been busy as hell. how was the conference? sorry i couldn't make it :/
17:38 Naphex williamdunne: hey man. how goes it?
17:38 fluffypony btw for any b-a'ers in Europe I'm going to be there for the next month, would love to meet up, or you could come to one of the Monero meetups I'll be presenting at (Brussels on May 19th, Paris on May 21st, Berlin on May 24th) or else I'll be presenting at Bitcoinference in Amsterdam on May 30/31
17:39 williamdunne Naphex: Good thanks, hows stuff been your end?
17:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57050 @ 0.00028928 = 16.5034 BTC [-] {2}
17:42 Naphex williamdunne: pretty good. been doing lots of working and on the last mile for xotika
17:43 williamdunne !up naphex
17:43 williamdunne Naphex: Ah yeah! Its always the last tweaks that take 2/3rds your time
17:44 Naphex williamdunne: yeah, and most of the advertising and promo starts in june to match with some conference. so why rush it
17:44 mircea_popescu Naphex pretty cool actually
17:44 mircea_popescu !up bitx
17:44 williamdunne Get it polished for the big day
17:45 Naphex getting pre-regs, and stuff done meanwhile
17:45 williamdunne bitx, which bitx are you from? There are like three/four of them
17:45 mircea_popescu fluffypony that'll teach you to stray from the cult!
17:45 williamdunne Naphex: Got the girls ready?
17:45 fluffypony mircea_popescu: I think he doesn't like me calling him "Pedobear Pierce" on Disqus
17:45 mircea_popescu fluffypony wait, monero going on tour ?
17:46 bitx williamdunne, don't usually use this name - not associated with any other bitx's
17:46 fluffypony yes, a tour of Europe
17:46 fluffypony like a rock tour
17:46 fluffypony but less glamorous
17:46 williamdunne bitx: Ah okay, I assumed you were from one of the bitx companies
17:46 bitx nope, sorry
17:46 williamdunne fluffypony: The groupies have hairier necks too
17:46 Naphex williamdunne: yep. pre-regs and referals and romania is full of studios
17:46 fluffypony that too
17:47 fluffypony bitx: no associate with the South African exchange, eh?
17:47 williamdunne Naphex: Stereotypes can be useful
17:47 mircea_popescu Naphex a while back you could find more college chicks on webcams than @uni in any given day.
17:47 bitx nope, no association with them
17:48 Naphex mircea_popescu: yeah. much of numbers surprise me :P
17:48 mircea_popescu plsu bulgaria, ukraina, ex-yugoslavia, poland... prolly 5mn chicks all told.
17:49 Naphex also there was some raid a month ago and basicly disbanded some wierd paxum companies
17:49 Naphex which were paying the girls on behalf of jasmin i think
17:50 Naphex http://www.mediafax.ro/social/perchezitii-la-studiouri-video-chat-si-la-banci-intr-un-caz-de-evaziune-de-300-milioane-de-dolari-13999282
17:50 assbot Percheziţii la studiouri video chat şi la bănci, într-un caz de evaziune de 300 milioane de dolari - Mediafax ... ( http://bit.ly/1DV9qAs )
17:50 mircea_popescu ah i recall reading something
17:51 mircea_popescu meanwhile from the yes means yes department, http://41.media.tumblr.com/8d34c556433cbde056f9ca13022b028e/tumblr_ndk9d0EwGF1tkop9po1_500.jpg
17:51 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DV9yQC )
17:58 mircea_popescu ;;ud terfs
17:58 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TERF | With books and writings by TERFs like Mary Daly and Janice Raymond, feminism in the west has resulted in the denial of necessary medical care to ungodly ...
17:59 Pierre_Rochard http://www.businessinsider.com/r-exclusive-bitcoin-exchange-itbit-seeks-new-york-banking-license-2015-4
17:59 assbot An obscure Bitcoin exchange just filed for a banking license in New York - Business Insider ... ( http://bit.ly/1DVbicA )
17:59 mircea_popescu and even moar drama emerges. apparently this is pretty bitter, too : some feminists don't agree dudes can become women.
18:00 Pierre_Rochard “The bank application for itBit Trust Company LLC lists three bigwigs in government and regulatory circles as "organizers," including former Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation Chairman Sheila Bair, former Financial Accounting Standards Board director Robert Herz and former New Jersey Sen. Bill Bradley. Organizers are responsible for setting up limited liability companies in New York, but do not necessarily hold
18:00 Pierre_Rochard operating positions within them.”
18:01 Naphex might as well get ready for govcoin. MIT, DCI, bitcoin devs, something something whitehouse
18:01 fluffypony the compliance officer from itBit presented at the Bitcoin Africa conference last week
18:01 fluffypony he was one of 2 presenters that wasn't completely retarded
18:01 mircea_popescu that sheila bair chick sure is getting around
18:01 fluffypony but he does firmly believe in *embracing regulation* before it cometh
18:01 fluffypony so he's old school
18:01 mircea_popescu well obviously.
18:01 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Nah, same thing. Qntra just had her first by quite a distance
18:02 mircea_popescu Naphex oh, we've been getting ready fo sho.
18:02 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo a ok
18:02 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/04/new-york-update-nyse-ceo-to-teraexchange-former-fdic-chair-to-itbit/
18:02 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1OF3iRI )
18:02 mircea_popescu the very notion that bitcoin would have a compliance officer. bitcoin does not comply.
18:02 mircea_popescu everyone else complies. us congress gets a bitcoin compliance officer.
18:03 fluffypony yes but an exchange needs one
18:03 mircea_popescu yeah, to comply with b-a.
18:03 fluffypony because half of the exchange has to deal in some government regulated shitcoin
18:03 BingoBoingo Bitcoin Compliance Officer == Mosin, well oiled
18:03 fluffypony the other half is Bitcoin
18:03 Pierre_Rochard mircea_popescu: what about a compliance officer that flies around the globe verifying and signing client’s and counterparty’s GPG keys?
18:04 Pierre_Rochard “comply with corporate policies” - rather than “comply with govt mandates"
18:04 mircea_popescu actually... if i were a hooker, what i'd do is exactly this : fly around the globe, swallowing peeps' loads and signing their keys
18:04 mircea_popescu WOT DOMINANCE
18:05 Pierre_Rochard haha, +ev if you get dinner out of it too
18:05 mircea_popescu defo. top chicks make a decent buck.
18:06 mircea_popescu ;;google Leelah Alcorn
18:06 gribble Death of Leelah Alcorn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Leelah_Alcorn>; Ohio transgender teen's mom: 'He was an amazing boy' - CNN.com: <http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/31/us/ohio-transgender-teen-suicide/>; Leelah Alcorn: Transgender Teen's Reported Suicide Note Makes ...: <http://abcnews.go.com/US/leelah-alcorn-transgender-teens-reported- (1 more message)
18:06 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
18:07 mircea_popescu so the million dollar question : are trannies self-harming for the same reason they're trannies, which is to say, broken fenotypes that failed to abort, like a mongoloid or a schizo ; or are trannies self-harming because being a tranny is so traumatic they get fucked up through childhood ?
18:08 Pierre_Rochard “sweet 16-year-old … tender-hearted 17-year-old” - had problems with age identity too
18:09 mircea_popescu age identity is a thing ?
18:11 Pierre_Rochard absolutely! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OROFfLYQ0b0 (listening to lyrics, you’d think Sinatra was talking on the subject of trannies)
18:12 assbot Young At Heart Frank Sinatra 1965 - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1DVdyR4 )
18:12 Pierre_Rochard singing*
18:13 Pierre_Rochard To answer your million dollar question - may be both but I’d lean towards the latter, combined with the lack of emotional regulation prevalent in society
18:13 mircea_popescu im drastically unaware of this.
18:13 mircea_popescu i suspect age thing may be much more an issue in the us, because of idiotic alcohol laws
18:14 Pierre_Rochard my tongue was firmly in cheek! Though I am ~52 yo stuck in body half that age
18:15 Pierre_Rochard !up Naphex
18:15 mircea_popescu lol
18:15 mircea_popescu "I have decided I've had enough. I'm never going to transition successfully, even when I move out. I'm never going to be happy with the way I look or sound. I'm never going to have enough friends to satisfy me. I'm never going to have enough love to satisfy me. I'm never going to find a man who loves me. I'm never going to be happy. Either I live the rest of my life as a lonely man who wishes he were a woman or I live
18:15 mircea_popescu my life as a lonelier woman who hates herself. There's no winning. There's no way out. I'm sad enough already, I don't need my life to get any worse. People say "it gets better" but that isn't true in my case. It gets worse. Each day I get worse. That's the gist of it, that's why I feel like killing myself. Sorry if that's not a good enough reason for you, it's good enough for me."
18:15 mircea_popescu i dunno... seems like a perfect reason to me.
18:18 trinque that whole thing seems like the suicide drive half-engaged to me
18:19 trinque even aside actually killing oneself
18:19 mircea_popescu howssat ?
18:19 williamdunne Two hours, and I've managed to move my blog across..
18:20 Naphex i'm authed with assbot, but it keeps devoicing me at timeout. wonder how long i can keep it going :P
18:20 Pierre_Rochard seems to me that suicide would be a rather unhealthy response to this severe depression - some therapy, medication, and meditation would go a long ways. The problem is (its) sadness - its the fervent desire to deny and escape the sadness
18:20 trinque mircea_popescu: invents impossible alternative that he must have, or else why live! as a sort of rationalization to finally get over the fear of doing it
18:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24700 @ 0.00028368 = 7.0069 BTC [-] {2}
18:20 Pierre_Rochard The problem isn’t*
18:20 trinque seems like the pattern is ever-further attempts to depart reality
18:20 trinque death being of course the best way to depart reality
18:20 mircea_popescu !down Naphex
18:20 mircea_popescu !up Naphex
18:20 Pierre_Rochard trinque: right - instead of accepting it
18:21 mircea_popescu you're not id'd.
18:21 Naphex 21:43 <assbot> Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/39b3a19008c7bb56
18:21 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DVfhpi )
18:21 mircea_popescu Pierre_Rochard trinque i dunno doods. seems to me the "i am not interested in participating in this world" as a perfectly valid reason.
18:21 mircea_popescu Naphex so did you ever !v ?
18:22 Pierre_Rochard mircea_popescu: it’s absolutely a valid reason. That’s also a valid reason to sit and watch TV all day, play video games, or max out your credit card shopping
18:22 mircea_popescu mno.
18:22 Naphex !down Naphex
18:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21500 @ 0.00030182 = 6.4891 BTC [+]
18:23 trinque mircea_popescu: I can see it from a completely other angle too; the culmination of this american self-starter be the change you want to see bullshit
18:23 trinque you can just invent yourself, and people have to accept that
18:23 trinque the self-destructiveness could be incidental
18:23 mircea_popescu well, sure you can just invent yourself. people however... don't have to jack shit.
18:24 mircea_popescu same nonsense as in the previous "rape" thing, "you may not dispute my feelings, you may only feel sorry for them". herp.
18:24 mircea_popescu same thing as the age old "i tried therefore no one may criticize me!"
18:29 trinque http://www.openbible.info/topics/equality << amuses me that this is more or less in line with that
18:29 assbot What Does the Bible Say About Equality? ... ( http://bit.ly/1DVh2Da )
18:30 jurov i was surprised how many people i know (including myself) considered suicide at some point. somehow, we moved on
18:30 trinque yet someone who claims to follow the thing may not see how the beliefs therein lead directly to their tranny son
18:31 mircea_popescu jurov i'd be very suspicious of the mental health of an adult intellect that never considered it.
18:34 jurov trinque if the teaching was like "women have no soul", there'd be no trannies?
18:34 mircea_popescu eh the women have no soul thing was never mainstream.
18:35 * asciilifeform back in throneroom
18:36 jurov go away imposter :)
18:36 mircea_popescu is the throne = toilet thngfunctional in english too ?
18:37 trinque jurov: its "everyone is equal and all is forgiven" that I was pointing at
18:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: absolutely sop
18:37 trinque at least the american version I'm well acquainted with has a highly corrosive effect on one's thinker
18:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform btw, what sort of 40 hours has this been ? scam!
18:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22557 @ 0.00028288 = 6.3809 BTC [-] {2}
18:39 asciilifeform 22
18:39 trinque jurov: I tend to think the stupid concepts in the ideology have long outlived the actual belief in sky-dad
18:39 asciilifeform ~40 there/back
18:40 * asciilifeform petting pet and about to settle in for the one item we have here that is not to be found in arvalhalla - sprats!
18:41 mircea_popescu didja tell her about the whores ?
18:41 asciilifeform aha
18:41 asciilifeform said: 'you should have attempted them'
18:42 mircea_popescu see, next time bring her along, you can do it together.
18:42 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: got the gpgram, finally
18:42 mircea_popescu whores lotta more fun that way anyway.
18:43 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: will set to work on that thing soon as i get a bit of sleep.
18:43 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu> whores lotta more fun that way anyway. << Couples night tends to be one of the busiest at the strip clubs
18:43 asciilifeform the transexual thread:
18:43 asciilifeform !s fucksaw
18:43 assbot 4 results for 'fucksaw' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=fucksaw
18:43 asciilifeform that fella (psychologist) wrote a mega-book on the subject
18:44 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo one of the better arguments pro harem : women know how to churn the butter outta women.
18:44 asciilifeform i will not spoil it here. (he had two hypotheses, both strongly predictive)
18:45 asciilifeform i'm no shrink, but i've always wondered if transsexualism is a kind of division-by-zero bug
18:45 asciilifeform (i.e. how do you get 'even closer' to $motas than fucking? only one way...)
18:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i originally thought you'd have to be extremely bored to care, but then i discovered most females actually spent some time wanting to be male in their childhood.
18:46 asciilifeform so you end up with something like 'fuck of infinite magnitude'
18:46 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: independent (how?) of the 'they get to drive tanks?!!11' thing ?
18:47 asciilifeform as in, did they want to 'wear boy clothes and do boy things' or actually swing a cock
18:47 mircea_popescu nah.
18:47 mircea_popescu usually driven by "but mo-ooo-ooom!!11 i don't wanna protect my underskirt, i wanna climb in the cherry tree!!1"
18:47 asciilifeform then sop
18:47 asciilifeform snore.
18:47 mircea_popescu yawell.
18:47 asciilifeform the m2f thing is a much harded nut to crack
18:47 asciilifeform *harder
18:48 mircea_popescu hardly. that's basically being gay.
18:48 mircea_popescu or a flavour thereof.
18:48 asciilifeform well curiously, according to (fuck, what his name) that is only one of the two phenotypes
18:48 asciilifeform the other would rather eat wood screws than touch man
18:48 asciilifeform !s the man who would be queen
18:48 assbot 1 results for 'the man who would be queen' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=the+man+who+would+be+queen
18:48 asciilifeform ^ book
18:49 mircea_popescu lol. "i'm not a normal guy, i'm a lesbian trapped in a male body"
18:49 asciilifeform not far off
18:49 asciilifeform from the actual statements.
18:55 trinque sounds like imaginary identity bullshit
18:55 trinque I'm from the andromeda galaxy
18:55 mircea_popescu well... "self directed education" necessarily constructs this "imagined identity" nonsense.
18:55 mircea_popescu because how else to get from point a to point b ?
18:56 * trinque declares himself nuclear physicist; gimme a reactor
18:56 trinque though the overflow idea has me thinking
18:56 trinque maybe it's a way to sort of sneak by the normal game of trying to get female attention
18:56 trinque I've noticed gay guys for example that feel they can grab tits because "not playing the game!!"
18:59 * hanbot would like to see people physically manifested as the sum of the handicaps they imagine they're stuck with.
19:00 trinque Harrison Bergeron highly relevant
19:00 mircea_popescu "@FLAdmin: Step 1 is to disallow incoming traffic from the trilema domain (23.235.235.243). This prevents people from using the hyperlinks on his page."
19:01 trinque lol what
19:01 mircea_popescu imagine we all died and "the web community" was stuck reimplementing the web.
19:02 BingoBoingo !up ben_cash
19:02 ben_cash salud
19:03 ben_cash ssh from eze looks to be busted
19:03 ben_cash anyways, burned the last pesos on a bottle of trumpeter
19:03 ben_cash and you know? shit ain't bad.
19:04 ben_cash not worth 160 pesos for 375 mL, but hey. comprolo en el aeropeurto, can't complain-o
19:04 mircea_popescu nah, hard to buy genuinely bad argentinian wine
19:04 mircea_popescu like it's hard to find a lithe feminist.
19:04 ben_cash i finally found the pet who wanted to come home
19:05 ben_cash but she got off the clock at six
19:05 ben_cash or she was being polite. quien saves!
19:05 ben_cash http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108732 << prezactly what we do at le con
19:05 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 22:03:43; Pierre_Rochard: mircea_popescu: what about a compliance officer that flies around the globe verifying and signing client’s and counterparty’s GPG keys?
19:06 Pierre_Rochard certainly more efficient
19:07 ben_cash http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108753 << sounds like derpdaherpnanderp
19:07 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 22:15:47; mircea_popescu: "I have decided I've had enough. I'm never going to transition successfully, even when I move out. I'm never going to be happy with the way I look or sound. I'm never going to have enough friends to satisfy me. I'm never going to have enough love to satisfy me. I'm never going to find a man who loves me. I'm never going to be happy. Either I live the rest of my life as a lonely man who wishes he were
19:08 ben_cash http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108792 << plz for ams to sign a thing
19:08 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 22:35:03; *: asciilifeform back in throneroom
19:08 ben_cash http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108811 << people go to the strip club without girls???
19:08 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 22:43:36; BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu> whores lotta more fun that way anyway. << Couples night tends to be one of the busiest at the strip clubs
19:09 mircea_popescu plenty do yeah
19:09 mircea_popescu usually the older dudes
19:09 BingoBoingo 60+ males, most vulnerable population
19:09 mircea_popescu truth.
19:10 ben_cash hablando variedad
19:10 ben_cash whoa, mega cog diss
19:10 ben_cash hispano going on at her kids in entirely unaccented english
19:12 pete_dushenski BingoBoingo ty for teh posting :)
19:12 mircea_popescu "yeah itami, i've read those. thanks for linking me back to something which is written by someone who uses words i've never read before, googling every word is a very constructive and non-timeconsuming activity."
19:12 mircea_popescu at least they're honest...
19:13 pete_dushenski ;;later tell thestringpuller glad to hear you're alive! come home again soon.
19:13 gribble The operation succeeded.
19:13 BingoBoingo Wait, in Argentina ben got married again and changed his name to Cash this time?
19:14 ben_cash m-married?
19:15 ben_cash oh yeah
19:15 pete_dushenski ;;seen diametric
19:15 BingoBoingo ben_cash: Isn't that why you usually change your irc_name
19:15 gribble diametric was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 6 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes, and 11 seconds ago: <diametric> http://yro.slashdot.org/story/15/04/10/1541258/florida-teen-charged-with-felony-hacking-for-changing-desktop-wallpaper
19:15 ben_cash well i found that old guitar players corpse in recoleta and in the grandest tradition of self-important argentines dug him up had my way with him (using court papers, of course), and then put his body elsewhere for political legitimacy
19:15 pete_dushenski another one..
19:15 pete_dushenski ;;seen danielpbarron
19:15 gribble danielpbarron was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 days, 3 hours, 9 minutes, and 12 seconds ago: <danielpbarron> !up sickboy
19:16 pete_dushenski less severe.
19:16 ben_cash BingoBoingo: i'm shooting for a wife and children on each continent
19:16 ben_cash some day i'll achieve one in each country!
19:16 asciilifeform .deedbot http://dpaste.com/0S038SR.txt
19:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IOgmkb )
19:16 trinque nein
19:16 asciilifeform deedbot- http://dpaste.com/0S038SR.txt
19:16 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IOgvUB )
19:17 asciilifeform damnit.
19:17 trinque probably ate it that time
19:17 mircea_popescu gpg: Good signature from "Stan
19:17 trinque it's just not voiced
19:17 pete_dushenski hiiiii hitler
19:18 ben_cash Good signature from B98228A001ABFFC7
19:18 trinque asciilifeform: message eaten
19:18 trinque shall dispatch on the hour
19:18 trinque I'll get that thing voicing itself this weekend
19:18 ben_cash can we get deedbot- permavoiced sil vois plait?
19:18 trinque ben_cash: yar ^
19:18 ben_cash hyu, k
19:18 ben_cash trinque: omg wait until you see my new rokkitplane
19:18 trinque I am excite
19:19 trinque and also generally to hear of the rumored land beyond
19:19 ben_cash once i get the requisite harnesses you can put your butt in it as well
19:19 ben_cash mircea_popescu: btw i took your text height advice to heart and have never been happier
19:20 ben_cash but now i need to procure a 15" portable again
19:20 mircea_popescu ha!
19:21 Pierre_Rochard pete_dushenski: you trying out for activity compliance officer?
19:21 pete_dushenski ben_cash go 17"
19:21 pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard there's tryouts ?
19:22 Pierre_Rochard yup, coach thinks you’ve got a shot this year
19:22 ben_cash boarding group #1...
19:24 ben_cash pete_dushenski: i have 2 24" monitors at the workstation...
19:24 * asciilifeform begins to feel the microbes catching up with him
19:24 ben_cash also the 17" won't fit in my diplomat.
19:24 ben_cash asciilifeform: aha the curse?
19:24 asciilifeform ben_cash: it, or another, aha
19:25 pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard well if coach thinks so..
19:25 pete_dushenski http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108732 << well i do travel enough.
19:25 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 22:03:43; Pierre_Rochard: mircea_popescu: what about a compliance officer that flies around the globe verifying and signing client’s and counterparty’s GPG keys?
19:26 Pierre_Rochard http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-04-2015#1108605 < is the preferred term “crypto-patriarchy” or “crypto-feudalism”? I like both
19:26 assbot Logged on 23-04-2015 20:38:53; cazalla: http://fusion.net/story/124655/why-bitcoins-male-domination-will-be-its-downfall/ "The lack of women in Bitcoin isn’t just an issue of equality. It’s a fundamental weakness of the currency itself." ok guy whatever
19:26 * asciilifeform pictures an opposite, 'defiance officer'
19:26 ben_cash Could not find artifact me.raynes.conch:me.raynes.conch:jar:0.8.0 in clojars << EZE is officially on my shitlist now
19:26 pete_dushenski ben_cash what's a 'diplomat' other than a well-connected wine drinker ?
19:26 mircea_popescu ssh is a privilege not a right!
19:26 mircea_popescu terrorist!
19:27 trinque I bet you've got a nice wifi splash page in that jar
19:27 asciilifeform ''tis a privilege to pee! you come down and pay the fee!' (tm) (r)
19:28 asciilifeform ben_cash: all 4 airports i just walked through were ham-handedly boojummed in this way
19:28 ben_cash ;afeosmifhgwiuneghviwu4nehrgmaeil
19:28 ben_cash mircea_popescu: i want this skull on my desk
19:28 asciilifeform vpn over dns to a real box, say
19:29 asciilifeform (or something similarly baroque but foolproof)
19:29 mircea_popescu Pierre_Rochard privilege and elitism should also be in there
19:29 ben_cash pete_dushenski: the exquisitely well hand crafted leather nuke suitcase i carry.
19:29 asciilifeform Pierre_Rochard: in some places called 'attache'
19:30 ben_cash asciilifeform: next trip.
19:30 ben_cash i've approximately 3 minutes before i get on this plane.
19:30 * asciilifeform actually brought own modem, but it was a sc4m
19:31 pete_dushenski ben_cash a cool. got a pic ?
19:31 ben_cash of my briefcase? lolno
19:31 ben_cash might as well take a picture of my shoe
19:31 pete_dushenski so take a picture of your shoe
19:31 ben_cash also leather, well-crafted,
19:32 ben_cash entirely common device among civilized people. unremarkable, one might say.
19:32 pete_dushenski ben_cash whatever lol. link a pic or something if cameras are too complikated.
19:32 mircea_popescu attache on head!
19:32 ben_cash right up there with home-rolled entropy pool.
19:32 ben_cash "high tech", as herr lifeform says.
19:34 BingoBoingo !up ben_cash
19:35 ben_cash gratzi bb
19:35 ben_cash pete_dushenski: i expected you to carry one of sealfur, to be honest!
19:35 ben_cash pete_dushenski: http://www.josephhannaleather.com/collections/briefcases-laptop-cases/products/briefcase << the precise model, if you're curious
19:35 pete_dushenski haha cuz canadians club seals for lulz?
19:36 pete_dushenski you know mine's made of newborn's foreskin ;)
19:36 ben_cash has survived nearly an entire decade, with only one modification: additional hole in the shoulder strap for bike-compatibility
19:37 pete_dushenski ah. i use paniers
19:37 pete_dushenski shawp bag btw!
19:37 ben_cash faggot
19:37 ben_cash heeee
19:37 ben_cash thanks, boss
19:38 ben_cash that bag is actually the best example of inflation in action i've yet seen
19:38 pete_dushenski oh?
19:38 ben_cash cost 325 when i bought it eight years ago
19:38 * ben_cash thinks
19:38 ben_cash 280 mebbe?
19:39 ben_cash anyways, meticulously designed. can be carried through pouring rain, and due to the excellent design of the strap mounting points not. a. single. drop. ever. reaches. the. interior.
19:40 ben_cash even on bike!
19:40 ben_cash i must now stand in line.
19:40 ben_cash the indignity.
19:40 ben_cash "cattle class".
19:40 ben_cash au revoir!
19:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15474 @ 0.00027654 = 4.2792 BTC [-] {2}
19:44 BingoBoingo ;;seen nubbins'
19:44 gribble I have not seen nubbins'.
19:45 mike_c ;;seen nubbins`
19:45 gribble nubbins` was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 2 days, 5 hours, 50 minutes, and 47 seconds ago: <nubbins`> oh right, yeah
19:49 * pete_dushenski goes to set up his camera and read poems
19:51 mircea_popescu o hey! looking forward.
19:51 mircea_popescu meanwhile "This guy is a rich bored misogynistic scumbag looking to stir shit up. This is CEO-level Trolling. What he's doing is technically legal, and even if it weren't, he has the money to keep it tied up in courts forever if not win outright. Unfortunately the worldwide legal system is run on money rather than justice, and Fetlife HAS tried to take appropriate legal action against him to no avail. This is yet anoth
19:51 mircea_popescu er shitty case where women must protect themselves from what boils down to a lack of actual justice."
19:51 mircea_popescu why the fuck is it that people can't ever just you know, be wrong anymore ?
19:51 mircea_popescu either my way or "lack of justice". kinda dilutes the point for all those who fiund themselves bona fide in this situation.
19:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5126 @ 0.00027047 = 1.3864 BTC [-]
19:55 * BingoBoingo waits for the fetlife "Sugar Daddy" list to appear on The Whet
19:55 mircea_popescu lawl
19:56 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i doubt hanbot cares enough. but, part of the perks of this deal - qntra now has bulletproof hosting as part of the package.
19:58 BingoBoingo Eh, meatlist contents... rather disappointing
19:58 mircea_popescu how so ?
19:58 * hanbot could indeed not be assed, not nearly as generous as mp.
19:58 scoopbot_revived News! Explore the Web of Trust URL: http://www.btcalpha.com/blog/2015/explore-the-web-of-trust/
19:59 assbot Explore the Web of Trust - Btc Alpha ... ( http://bit.ly/1OMdPc2 )
19:59 mircea_popescu yay.
19:59 mircea_popescu dude it's so great when shit works.
20:03 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: The part where their userbase consists of so many accounts that haven't been used in years
20:03 mircea_popescu ah yeah, it's a dead site.
20:03 mircea_popescu basically, they claim 3mn users but from what i've seen it's < 1% eligible womenz, nominally
20:03 mircea_popescu out of which, <1% are active to any reasonable degree.
20:03 mircea_popescu basically... fetlife is the size of my 3rd degree social circle.
20:15 mircea_popescu davout got the job btw ? :D
20:29 BingoBoingo ^Oh more scoopbot drama, quitting already?
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21:43 trinque williamdunne: ey yo, your bot died
21:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39944 @ 0.00030151 = 12.0435 BTC [+] {2}
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22:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65250 @ 0.00029709 = 19.3851 BTC [-]
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23:22 trinque http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/23/drone-strike-al-qaida-targets-white-house << pretty damn amusing word choice in the URL if you ask me
23:22 assbot White House admits: we didn't know who drone strike was aiming to kill | World news | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1OMMsyv )
23:28 decimation asciilifeform: did you enjoy your tour through central american airports?
23:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 73420 @ 0.00030194 = 22.1684 BTC [+] {2}
23:46 decimation http://joi.ito.com/weblog/2014/09/01/shenzhen-trip-r.html
23:46 assbot Shenzhen trip report - visiting the world's manufacturing ecosystem - Joi Ito's Web ... ( http://bit.ly/1OMPuTq )
23:46 decimation "While intellectual property seems to be mostly ignored, tradecraft and trade secrets seem to be shared selectively in a complex network of family, friends and trusted colleagues. "
23:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00030155 = 2.337 BTC [-]
23:54 decimation that's all folks
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