Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans
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00:00 mircea_popescu aha
00:00 ascii_lander but to get back the unobtainium - aha, gynacaeum, sure
00:00 ascii_lander signmeup.
00:00 ascii_lander let's the dirigible too
00:00 mircea_popescu that'd be one hell of a murder trial. "why did you kill your own children!!11" "they... weren't all that impressive"
00:01 ascii_lander !s dumplings
00:01 assbot 14 results for 'dumplings' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=dumplings
00:01 ascii_lander http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-02-2014#509010
00:01 assbot Logged on 16-02-2014 22:04:18; asciilifeform: they pass an old man who says, 'don't drown this fellow. i'll feed him dumplings, he won't have to do any work but to dip them'
00:01 ascii_lander ^ it
00:01 mircea_popescu but alf, what if they happen to excel at something you just don't happen to recognize as a thing ?
00:01 ascii_lander then i suck and hopefully they poison me 1st
00:01 mircea_popescu and then later you figure out you murdered turing for being gay and are all regretful and gotta poke out your eyes ?
00:01 ascii_lander for the sake of phyooture(tm)
00:02 ascii_lander then clearly.
00:02 mircea_popescu this should be a play, if we got any playwrights in the audience :D
00:02 ascii_lander but at any rate, we can play the unobtainium game, great phun. yes, if had starship, would travel to proxima centauri, would xxxxx, yyyy.
00:02 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: You are too valuable to been poisoned by cunt snot like that. Go for adoption and multi-continent ascii proliferation
00:02 mircea_popescu ;;google sweet dreams are made of this
00:02 gribble Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Dreams_(Are_Made_of_This)>; Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg>; Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (are Made Of This) Lyrics | MetroLyrics: <http://www.metrolyrics.com/sweet-dreams-are-made-of-this-lyrics- (1 more message)
00:03 ascii_lander none of it seems the least bit applicable to my actual meatengineering constraints
00:03 mircea_popescu i dunno dood. even ncos manage to get azn chicks pregnant.
00:03 ascii_lander ncos are three 'ph.d.'s ahead of
00:03 * ascii_lander .
00:03 trinque to be fair, the east coast is pretty dystopian
00:04 mircea_popescu you looked at pay grades ?
00:04 trinque I dunno that I'd want to raise a kid there
00:04 ascii_lander the only formula i'd sign up for is mircea_popescu's gynacaeum
00:04 BingoBoingo Middle west isn't so bad other than Ohio and Kansas
00:04 mircea_popescu ascii_lander maybe mine doesn't fit ?
00:04 ascii_lander l0l
00:04 mircea_popescu guy walks into tailor's, "gimme a suit just like that guy's!"
00:04 ascii_lander obviously every man - own emacs config!
00:05 ascii_lander mircea_popescu would not use my emacs
00:05 ascii_lander or vice-versa.
00:05 ascii_lander not without some serious work under magnifying glass, at least.
00:05 * ascii_lander does see emacs as most intimate item, more than eyeglasses
00:06 ascii_lander there probably liveth somebody who could see pretty well with mine on
00:06 mircea_popescu eyeglasses aren't that intimate yo.
00:06 ascii_lander but my emacs? fuhgettaboutit
00:06 mircea_popescu try anal hooks.
00:06 ascii_lander precisely
00:07 ascii_lander but yes, mircea_popescu can feel victorious, l0l, he satisfied the system of simultanous equations which point to a solution, far from physical space, where i'd want offsprint.
00:07 ascii_lander *offspring
00:07 BingoBoingo So, even reddit has one bright corner https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/
00:07 assbot Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dc07s0 )
00:08 mircea_popescu ascii_lander hey, nothing wrong with a little exploration.
00:09 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
00:09 ascii_lander danke BingoBoingo
00:09 * BingoBoingo thought dank was yesterday, but accepts
00:09 * ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch
00:10 BingoBoingo * ascii_lander getting emacs withdrawal pinky-twitch << Girl sounds like solid solution to this problem
00:10 ascii_lander solution to just about everything
00:10 * ascii_lander eyes attison detector
00:11 ben_vulpes it twitched, you didn't notice
00:11 BingoBoingo It's slammed to the right, too late
00:11 ben_vulpes more likely, suborned from get-go right?
00:11 ascii_lander 'arrow hasn't moved, how could it' (™) (r)
00:11 BingoBoingo Lizards are over, all hail our Avian overlords
00:11 ben_vulpes aves uber alles
00:11 ascii_lander 'He does, but as he's walking out the door, he yells his parting words loudly enough for half the food bank to hear, "YOU NOTHIN BUT A SEXY PIECE OF ASS. USELESS FOR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST A USELESS, SEXY PIECE OF ASS."'
00:12 BingoBoingo lol
00:12 ascii_lander 'you nothing but a fast cpu, useless for anything else' he said to the pentium
00:12 ascii_lander pentium: '....'
00:13 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: How close is your ghetto to Baltimore?
00:13 ascii_lander close enough
00:13 ascii_lander i wander in there on occasion
00:13 ascii_lander see the fishes.
00:13 BingoBoingo Because Baltimore is having its own "Ferguson" moment that started in your absence
00:13 ascii_lander (for free-world folks: that's where they keep the mega-aquarium)
00:14 BingoBoingo Tread lightly, tan, and work on that Rioplantentanese.
00:14 * ascii_lander hasn't been there in a good long while.
00:15 BingoBoingo Your region jsut recently had a ferguson. Pick up a jerzy of a darker baseball player and wear it when transiting dark places. Embrace the foreigner card.
00:16 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: i don't do much movement on foot there, at any rate
00:17 BingoBoingo Still, if like Fergonson pedestrians will try to jump on motor carriages.
00:17 * ascii_lander isn't to be found often in urban zones at all, in usa
00:18 BingoBoingo You'd be surprised how far out of the Urban core a 'Ferguson' affects a certain subspecies of Homo Spaniens.
00:18 ascii_lander eventually - all of it
00:18 ascii_lander axe-time, sword-time.
00:19 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: Baltimore incident was spinal injury in City holding cell. I'd recommend pricing empenada stands in #b-a
00:19 ascii_lander i'm pricing garbage sorter stand
00:20 ascii_lander (apparently this is a mega-business here, like in ussr)
00:20 ben_vulpes lol ascii_lander they don't have stands
00:20 BingoBoingo I am totally unaware.
00:20 ascii_lander ben_vulpes: they have… turf
00:21 BingoBoingo just... Ferguson style protestors when they can't hang the cops become a regional blight.
00:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9025 @ 0.00033591 = 3.0316 BTC [+]
00:24 ascii_lander https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=honKKT4azhQ << for phans of ' axe-time sword-time '
00:24 assbot Sassafrass--Ice and Fire - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1GhATQs )
00:25 ascii_lander as mentioned to hanbot in the sushi place
00:26 BingoBoingo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF-yvoF5rEc
00:26 assbot cash out union - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1GhB3aB )
00:27 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: I dunno how organized you local fauna, but you mentioned bicycling places. I am clearly exurbanly located and... Close encounters with wild like happen
00:27 BingoBoingo *wild life
00:27 BingoBoingo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36wFh06pd0w
00:27 assbot shady navy/moody/merl da union limas out - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1GhBemj )
00:27 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: mostly in the past
00:28 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: Check your local news. It looks like your croppers are full Ferguson mode.
00:28 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: they were in d.c. proper, during ferguson proper
00:28 ascii_lander it was an interesting sight
00:29 ascii_lander all the cops in the city standing around, in boredom, collecting overtime pay
00:29 ascii_lander waiting for the wildfire that never came
00:29 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: But now they have a local injury. Does your foot get red when your thigh has an abcese?
00:30 ascii_lander incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum of how orc riots are quite precisely centrally organized and decreed
00:30 BingoBoingo Of course.
00:30 ascii_lander various streets can be distinguished as 'permissible for orc burn' or not, to the naked eye
00:31 BingoBoingo Unfortunately US-50 connects StL and DC
00:31 ascii_lander ones not 'permissible' - are, to date, impregnable
00:31 ascii_lander wake me up when they overrun the armory.
00:31 BingoBoingo The StL varietal has a history of burning buildings to sell bricks to Atlanta and Florida subdivisions
00:32 ascii_lander until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure)
00:32 BingoBoingo ANd of course there is US-50
00:33 BingoBoingo <ascii_lander> until then, it's 'yi yi zhi yi' (orc incursions organized by usg for own pleasure) << I only worry because I've pointed local orcs to qntra posts
00:33 * ascii_lander wonders if even in mircea_popescu
00:33 ascii_lander 's formula,
00:33 ascii_lander offspring are still a liability, because one might conceivably grow attached to them
00:34 ascii_lander and then hostages
00:34 ascii_lander consider why there was successful uprising at treblinka
00:34 ascii_lander but scarcely anywhere else among the camps
00:35 ascii_lander (because, elementarily, was full of unattached young men. who understood their proper natural function, that of kamikaze)
00:38 BingoBoingo The brewing Chicom problem
00:39 * BingoBoingo hopes ascii_lander lives long enough to see burned out ruins on the U Maryland campus nearly as glamorous as I saw at MIssou
00:39 BingoBoingo *Mizzou
00:39 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
00:39 ascii_lander umd actually has some (lame) ruins
00:39 ascii_lander from old fires
00:40 ascii_lander properly speaking, most of it is a ruin as it is. simply, an inhabited one.
00:40 BingoBoingo Mizzou only needed one big fire to get big ruins that are still the campus centerpiece
00:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00033591 = 1.1253 BTC [+]
00:45 mircea_popescu <ascii_lander> incidentally d.c. proper is an educational museum << same bs in ba
00:46 ascii_lander who burned ba ?
00:46 ascii_lander 'respekt the wurkerz' ?
00:46 mircea_popescu ascii_lander attached, sure. doesn't prevent one making more. there's a line between attachment and mania.
00:47 ascii_lander making more << again with atomic dirigible
00:47 ascii_lander yes, with it - turn on 7Hz blaster, cities fall
00:47 ascii_lander can make 'more' of anything
00:47 ascii_lander without it - dig in mud, with other ants
00:47 mircea_popescu <ascii_lander> 'respekt the wurkerz' ? << basically.
00:48 * ascii_lander notes for folks who missed the 'fool's gasout' thread that: atomic dirigible isn't 'money'
00:48 ascii_lander it's this thing that mircea_popescu flies around on
00:48 ascii_lander mighty spiffy
00:48 mircea_popescu pregnant virgin angel wings ?
00:48 ascii_lander aha.
00:49 ascii_lander morphs into these when parking's tight
00:49 ascii_lander at other times, normal zeppelin
00:49 ascii_lander but atomic.
00:50 mircea_popescu https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/ << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead.
00:50 assbot Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1GhDBFN )
00:50 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: as it is, the warm lead (and jizzm) is donated by the beneficiaries, not vice-versa
00:51 mircea_popescu backwards world.
00:51 ascii_lander as with any thermodynamic atrocity, this one is maintained at tremendous expense.
00:51 mircea_popescu "And on through eeeeeevery item. "I'm just gunna take two milks." "No, you aren't, unless that second milk is worth being thrown out of this food bank." And on. And on. Really, people end up with several bags of food anyway. Provided they take the "wimmin food" like fruit and peanut butter."
00:52 mircea_popescu it's basically, the same children that needed to be beaten 50 years ago,
00:52 mircea_popescu still begging for that one beating that'd have sorted them out.
00:52 mircea_popescu 50 years later.
00:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6009 @ 0.00032223 = 1.9363 BTC [-]
00:52 ascii_lander aha
00:52 ascii_lander but,
00:52 ascii_lander 'hunchback is straightened by his grave'
00:53 * ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today
00:53 ascii_lander spiffier than any flat i've ever lived in
00:53 mircea_popescu lol
00:53 ascii_lander some probably more sq. m. than my current pad
00:53 ascii_lander if you add up the levels
00:54 ascii_lander (one appeared to go 4 stories down, and then to water)
00:54 mircea_popescu "I'll post this in my next story, but a line said by a lady I very much admire that has stuck with me: "Those who are the least likeable are also the most in need of your help."
00:54 mircea_popescu Sometimes I give an extra item to people I especially dislike, or go out of my way to compliment them. Many people, given a chance, will be friendly, even if they're often quick to anger/lash out otherwise."
00:54 mircea_popescu imbeciles.
00:55 ascii_lander wtf
00:56 * BingoBoingo worries ascii_lander is unprepared for changes in local climate
00:56 mircea_popescu hunting the image. "were friendly". as if the appearance of friendliness is worth two shits.
00:56 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: as prepared as the next schmuck
00:57 ascii_lander mircea_popescu: wonder what said organism would answer if told that 'friendly' means 'open to spreading legs'
00:57 ascii_lander all of a sudden - not so friendly
00:57 ascii_lander easy to throw bone that costs nothing
00:57 ascii_lander now throw own hip bone
00:57 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: If you can find historical "sundown town" of similar inconvenience to yourself may be worth investment to move rent beams
00:57 ascii_lander as in mircea_popescu's rhyme
00:57 mircea_popescu ascii_lander as the tango dancer put it, "the man pushes so the woman knows to spread her legs and let him get in"
00:57 ascii_lander l0l
00:58 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: funnily enough, i live in a sector of suburb full of south amer. in particular, argentinians...
00:58 ascii_lander (as far as can tell)
00:58 ascii_lander mainly artisans (mechanics, builders, plumbers, etc)
00:58 BingoBoingo Oh, dunno if those would past muster last century
00:59 * ascii_lander isn't in their wot, expects to be killed for supplies
00:59 * ascii_lander will disappoint the cannibals. hasn't much of any use to anyone
01:00 * BingoBoingo offers screening towns by when they got rid of breaking wheel in town square
01:02 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: historical… inconvenience… << if could move, would move here. as it is, gluetrap.
01:04 ascii_lander BingoBoingo: but to put things in perspective: you and i won't be moving to the b-a mircea_popescu, hanbot, mthreat et al live in
01:04 ascii_lander but to the one the stray cats in the cemetary live in
01:04 mircea_popescu wait, meta-bsas ? already ?
01:04 ascii_lander they are, one might correctly presume, somewhat different places.
01:04 ascii_lander in one, for instance, folks sleep ad libitum.
01:05 ascii_lander now, the cat-b-a is still lightyears ahead of, e.g., wash., d.c.
01:05 ascii_lander but important to keep a handle on the picture.
01:06 BingoBoingo ascii_lander: I'll probably move to boring Expat B-A, after financial center of plain 3rd world country. Does not alleviate your need to get a Nyjer Morgan Washington Nationals Jersey for driving cross town.
01:06 ascii_lander ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre.
01:07 ascii_lander incidentally, the cemetery cats are of the highest quality.
01:07 ascii_lander top pet.
01:07 ascii_lander moiety valhalla.
01:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4450 @ 0.00033591 = 1.4948 BTC [+]
01:10 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
01:15 * BingoBoingo was "Go, Go, Fergusson"
01:15 BingoBoingo Now understands the horror
01:16 ascii_lander horror or 'go go' depends on which side of the guernica you're sitting on
01:16 ascii_lander as always.
01:18 BingoBoingo Some battles, literally color coded.... Zulu vs. Boer
01:18 ascii_lander welcome to yugousaia
01:19 ascii_lander (as if it were new)
01:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00033629 = 3.1275 BTC [+] {2}
01:19 BingoBoingo lol
01:22 BingoBoingo !up badon
01:28 ascii_lander BingoBoingo et al: http://www.sfgate.com/travel/article/Buenos-Aires-crypts-full-of-unusual-sights-tales-2370223.php
01:28 assbot Buenos Aires crypts full of unusual sights, tales - SFGate ... ( http://bit.ly/1bsWdWn )
01:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14550 @ 0.00033356 = 4.8533 BTC [-] {2}
01:36 BingoBoingo !up psztorc
01:41 BingoBoingo https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/33flsl/the_day_i_realized_i_officially_cant_stand_nilla/
01:41 assbot The Day I Realized I Officially Can’t Stand Nilla Wafer : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1bsZepN )
01:41 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
01:41 ascii_lander wut
01:41 ascii_lander this even exists.
01:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6750 @ 0.00033718 = 2.276 BTC [+]
01:43 BingoBoingo seriously /r/fatpeoplestories is the only readable /r/
01:44 ascii_lander readable?!
01:45 BingoBoingo compared to /r/bitcoin
01:45 BingoBoingo Content is basically the same
01:46 BingoBoingo Illustrations are much more vivid in /r/fatpeoplestories though
01:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32000 @ 0.00032299 = 10.3357 BTC [-] {3}
01:52 * BingoBoingo bed time
02:00 ben_vulpes <ascii_lander> morphs into these when parking's tight << i imagine a special flat where he relaxes into his final chthonian form
02:01 ben_vulpes likely next to evita - subterranean access from nearby barrio
02:01 ben_vulpes because? why not
02:01 ben_vulpes "we must because we can"
02:02 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> https://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/32ze1v/working_in_a_food_bank_i_am_a_useless_piece_of/ << myeah, if average donor had an idea what the beneficiaries are like, they'd donate warm lead. << folks frequently exhort me to "donate time at redacted house", to see what life is like for these people.
02:02 assbot Working in a food bank: I am a "useless piece of sexy ass" : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1bt5qxZ )
02:03 mircea_popescu who the fuck cares what "life is like" ?
02:03 ben_vulpes little do they know that the episcopalians dragged me through this particular gutter as a youth and cemented my opinions of the subhumans.
02:03 ben_vulpes i suppose it is supposed to inspire pity?
02:03 mircea_popescu ...
02:03 ben_vulpes "you've never worked a service industry job, have you?"
02:03 ben_vulpes "you've never lived on $10/hr, have you?"
02:03 mircea_popescu "this person sucks because of his sucky environment" "yes, that is exactly what i was saying : that this person is an empty vessel. he contributes nothing from inside."
02:03 ben_vulpes both of which - yes.
02:03 mircea_popescu logic.
02:03 mircea_popescu !up aabtc
02:04 mircea_popescu i've done neither. i've also not laid eggs, nor have i been a steel girder to "see what it's like" for rebar.
02:04 ben_vulpes almost died of co poisoning one time cutting radiant heat lines into concrete in a basement.
02:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38450 @ 0.00032206 = 12.3832 BTC [-] {2}
02:05 ben_vulpes swore shortly thereafter to claw my way out of potentially lethal and unremunerative work.
02:05 ben_vulpes am rather pleased with my progress.
02:06 ben_vulpes * ascii_lander saw some truly kick-ass graves today << i have such a greater appreciation for mod6, ascii_*, mircea_popescu, mike_c, davout, hanbot in-chan utterances now
02:07 ben_vulpes !up psztorc
02:07 ben_vulpes we have orcs now?
02:07 ben_vulpes explicit orcs i suppose
02:07 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes whyssat ?
02:08 ben_vulpes pszt/orc/
02:08 ben_vulpes or the flavor of utterances?
02:08 ben_vulpes (mthreat too, i should add)
02:10 mircea_popescu the flavour
02:10 mircea_popescu i can tokenize strings too you know!
02:11 ben_vulpes an example'd be the "kick-ass" utterance.
02:12 ben_vulpes ascii_* has a /way/ of saying it that must be seen for the grokking
02:12 ben_vulpes idem with your impatient hand-fluttering at my nitwitisms
02:12 mircea_popescu lol
02:13 mircea_popescu well, im off! laters artists & artisans
02:13 ben_vulpes and the cadence of speech you employ when forced to beat sense into such as me
02:13 ben_vulpes da da, da da, da da, da da!
02:14 ben_vulpes bon chance, mircea_popescu
02:15 psztorc that's my polish last name Sztorc
02:15 ben_vulpes psztorc: fitting
02:16 ben_vulpes <ascii_lander> ben_vulpes this especially is written for you ^ compadre. << d'you know how far forward i look to the ancient stone warehouse of garbage that must be cleared by hand?!
02:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00032597 = 1.9884 BTC [+]
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02:36 ben_vulpes BingoBoingo: http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/2oujsf/the_saga_of_the_great_white_land_whale_part_1/ << what have you done
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02:36 assbot The Saga of The Great White Land Whale - Part 1 : fatpeoplestories ... ( http://bit.ly/1FdfmXE )
02:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00032597 = 2.3796 BTC [+]
02:45 ben_vulpes cazalla: oh man you gotta read this series
02:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10400 @ 0.00032682 = 3.3989 BTC [+] {2}
03:02 ben_vulpes GTS managed to get a grip on the box, which sent JLW into a Fat-Fury™ frenzy of incoherant screaming and flailing limbs. One of which smacked GTS right in the face, causing her to spill the remaining slices all over the ground. Her fist clenched as her arm drew back and I knew nothing would stop her from punching JLW right in the face. Except JLW was already on the ground, desperately trying to
03:02 ben_vulpes scoop up bits of dough and toppings and
03:02 ben_vulpes stuff them into her mouth. The anger drained out of GTS, to be replaced by disbelief and disgust, as she stood there watching JLW eat floor pizza.
03:02 ben_vulpes floor pizza!
03:02 ben_vulpes dude this is 100x better than the gaw shit
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03:21 cazalla ben_vulpes, why would i wanna read stories about fat shaming plus anyway, nothing tops http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/a5/7c/a57c21_4510731.jpg
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03:21 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IGmmeJ )
03:22 cazalla looks like beauregard got in contact, time to update that post
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04:03 ben_vulpes ;;later tell cazalla there are worse ways to spend a few hours and also better but few with comprable lulzdensity
04:03 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:05 ben_vulpes ;;later tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow
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04:05 gribble The operation succeeded.
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05:07 davout !r ben_vulpes 3 met IRL, malbec-immune
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05:08 davout !rate mod6 3 met IRL
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05:08 davout !v assbot:davout.rate.mod6.3:cf77b2e068a59b777dfb7853810e7f4f206a1dea39b049984c4f6827054b3b13
05:08 assbot Successfully added a rating of 3 for mod6 with note: met IRL
05:09 davout kakobrekla: out of curiosity, how are the OTP hashes computed?
05:14 davout !rate mthreat 2 met IRL
05:14 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/3172af9ef21c82b0
05:14 davout !v assbot:davout.rate.mthreat.2:92c90f3070c48c815840fbc6676f032e8d2cf0a86efffc9825b23411541c2b0e
05:14 assbot Successfully added a rating of 2 for mthreat with note: met IRL
05:14 davout !rate chetty 2 met IRL
05:14 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/99044f05b8f6d546
05:14 davout !v assbot:davout.rate.chetty.2:8d8afec373d02ac71e1fb8ae1ea6fa5b86f14f50cf2f8964b8a82cf929f9729e
05:14 assbot Successfully added a rating of 2 for chetty with note: met IRL
05:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18300 @ 0.00031823 = 5.8236 BTC [+]
05:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36350 @ 0.00031663 = 11.5095 BTC [-] {3}
05:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6800 @ 0.00031846 = 2.1655 BTC [+]
05:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00031846 = 2.9617 BTC [+]
05:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00032899 = 3.0103 BTC [+] {3}
05:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25200 @ 0.0003305 = 8.3286 BTC [+] {2}
06:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46300 @ 0.00033056 = 15.3049 BTC [+]
06:15 cazalla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg
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06:15 assbot Mes Aïeux - Dégénération (English Subtitles) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1aRrctV )
06:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19412 @ 0.0003239 = 6.2875 BTC [-] {2}
06:25 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on " BTC to top $350 before 1st July" http://bitbet.us/bet/1135/ Odds: 29(Y):71(N) by coin, 30(Y):70(N) by weight. Total bet: 13.68313103 BTC. Current weight: 98,047.
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06:40 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107087 << he lives in a sheltered bubble, never heard any of this before.
06:40 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 07:21:15; cazalla: ben_vulpes, why would i wanna read stories about fat shaming plus anyway, nothing tops http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/a5/7c/a57c21_4510731.jpg
06:43 cazalla i guess reddit generation think such stories are new, having never heard of grouphug.us etc
06:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25950 @ 0.00031294 = 8.1208 BTC [-]
06:47 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107127 << pretty decent that
06:47 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 10:15:15; cazalla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg
06:48 cazalla yeah, i like it
06:50 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107076 << the one thing that seems remarkable to me about the otherwise illiterate prose typical of rettardit is, just how desocialised these people are.
06:50 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 06:36:01; ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/2oujsf/the_saga_of_the_great_white_land_whale_part_1/ << what have you done
06:51 mircea_popescu so, a guy and his best friend. ok, this happens. they're friends for the usual stupid reasons : lived nearby, and never contradicted each other.
06:51 mircea_popescu only fucktarded teens think this way, but then again i guess that's what they are.
06:51 mircea_popescu then one's family is a military man and his pliable wife. but no, not for shithead. "B&P (Booze&Pills) : Ahabs good for almost nothing, rehab bound mother. Major Asshole : Ahabs equally absent and physically abusive military father."
06:52 mircea_popescu you know, if THAT woman had an equally uncharitable view of the speaker, he'd probably read "good for almost nothing but shitting diapers idiot"
06:52 mircea_popescu now why exactly would someone decide that their home life is miserable ? oh, because that's how fucktarded adolescents think. okay.
06:53 mircea_popescu viva la reddit, but at least learn teh fucking rhetorics, rather than deluge the interwebs in chicken scribblings.
06:53 mircea_popescu but the kicker : the other family is a successful man and his ambitious wife. THIS IS ALSO NOT GOOD.
06:54 mircea_popescu what the fuck would it take for these idiots to think their parents ~their superiors~ ?
06:55 mircea_popescu cuz i suspect this is the deep reason asciilifeform doesn't want offspring. i tell you if the 19 yo snot that imagines he's better than me (like you know, every single fuctkared 19 yo snot "being famous in the bitcoin community" etc that we see here periodically bubble up his idiocy and then six months later fail abjectly and disappear) actually grew up in my house, i'd shoot it to death with blunt toothpicks.
06:56 mircea_popescu which i suppose makes me the perfect storm of a horribru father (as per reddit) : the cross between "absent and physically abusive military father." and "coke snorting, random hooker banging, land development dealing father."
06:56 mircea_popescu fucking hell, they hold whoring against the man that does it but not in favour of the man that doesn't do it ? ball beatings already.
07:00 mircea_popescu "a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins." yeah, totally. this is probably the iconic reddit comment. what, buoyancy ? words are words and the world consists of pictures. blips are big, so this simile works!
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07:44 davout "it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins" <<< bwhahah
07:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 46877 @ 0.00033346 = 15.6316 BTC [+] {2}
07:52 mircea_popescu pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000
07:54 jurov lolk, but.. what would be better simile example to overinflated self-worth?
07:57 mircea_popescu i dunno dood, lift the washington monument, realign jupiter, fill the mariane gap, cover the usg deficit
07:57 mircea_popescu not like there's a shortage.
07:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48400 @ 0.0003384 = 16.3786 BTC [+] {2}
07:59 jurov i don't see how these are better (with exception of the usg deficit maybe)
08:00 mircea_popescu because a zepellin has 0 apparent weight, so it lifts itself ?
08:01 jurov i understood it as the overinflated self-worth replacing the hydrogen, not adding a lift :)
08:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35150 @ 0.00032787 = 11.5246 BTC [-] {2}
08:01 mircea_popescu " Unsurprisingly, this level of (motherly) indulgence and (fatherly) neglect had produced a girl whose sense of worth was so over-inflated it could lift a fleet of Zeppelins."
08:01 mircea_popescu a fleet of zeppelins needs no further lift.
08:02 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> pretty much all the derpternet is good for these days is this sort of unintentional self-humour crit > 9000 << Aha, you've hit the funniest part. The self described peaks of physical fitness can observe the fat logic, but are nearly incapable of realizing most of them are entirely unsocialized. Lulz on both sides.
08:02 mircea_popescu "hey, i'm just as stupid as him, but at least i'm not fat!"
08:03 mircea_popescu "so what's your excuse then"
08:03 mircea_popescu "what ?!?!?"
08:04 * BingoBoingo probably should have waited until later in the year to start making juleps with yard mint.
08:08 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/04/theymos-complies-with-yet-another-subpoena/#comment-19355 << Morning lols
08:08 assbot Page not found | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1DAmmIO )
08:09 mircea_popescu i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work
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08:09 mircea_popescu how do you encrypt a posting today to the key of future readers ?
08:11 BingoBoingo Seriously
08:12 BingoBoingo Public information generally needs to go plaintext or clearsigned
08:15 davout ^this
08:20 davout for those who enjoyed the tango show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbioJazMnW8
08:20 assbot Astor Piazzolla Libertango(piano and violoncello).flv - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1DAn2Oe )
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08:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30750 @ 0.00031656 = 9.7342 BTC [-] {4}
08:41 mats http://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/futures-trader-charged-illegally-manipulating-stock-market-contributing-may-2010-market-flash
08:41 assbot Futures Trader Charged with Illegally Manipulating Stock Market, Contributing to the May 2010 Market ‘Flash Crash’ | OPA | Department of Justice ... ( http://bit.ly/1DAo3pE )
08:44 mircea_popescu lol they found the culprit huh
08:46 mircea_popescu "I’m not going to make this about the so-called hacker who is responsible for the list, claiming he did it to prove a point about the safety of Fetlife’s members. Attention is what the douchebag wants and I refuse to give it to him. Now, did he breach Fetlife as he’s claimed? Of course not. That takes a skill he lacks."
08:46 mircea_popescu dude why is it that every internet derp thinks his attention is important, valuable or desired ?
08:46 mircea_popescu other than the obvious "well it's all he's got, it'd better be"
08:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00032594 = 2.086 BTC [+]
08:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17100 @ 0.00033613 = 5.7478 BTC [+] {2}
09:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.00032805 = 9.5299 BTC [-] {2}
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09:43 mircea_popescu !up ascii_lander
09:44 ascii_lander good morning mircea_popescu!
09:44 mircea_popescu hai!
09:44 * ascii_lander preparing lander probe for earthfall
09:54 ascii_lander http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107093 << i'll be wandering around town until 1900 or so (blast-off at 2215)
09:54 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 08:05:42; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell ascii_lander don't wait up for me tomorrow
09:54 ascii_lander will check #b-a a few times b/w now and then
09:55 ascii_lander ben_vulpes: at any rate, will need your help to pass sack of pesos to mircea_popescu
09:56 ascii_lander ben_vulpes: if we don't run across each other today, i might have it sent to your room
09:56 mircea_popescu ascii_lander ima go for a salmon sandwich say 1ish.
09:56 ascii_lander aha!
09:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21600 @ 0.00032645 = 7.0513 BTC [-]
09:56 ascii_lander same spot?
09:56 ascii_lander or meet at $hotel
09:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14500 @ 0.00032647 = 4.7338 BTC [+] {2}
09:59 mircea_popescu same spot.
09:59 ascii_lander works
10:02 ascii_lander http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107172 << as per mircea_popescu's old article where 'this rifle is so spiffy, i'ma go fishing with it'
10:02 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 12:09:29; mircea_popescu: i don't understand how beautyon wants this gpg forum thing to work
10:02 mircea_popescu lol
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10:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28700 @ 0.00033222 = 9.5347 BTC [+] {2}
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10:34 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
10:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16858 @ 0.00032752 = 5.5213 BTC [-] {2}
10:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26700 @ 0.00031553 = 8.4247 BTC [-]
10:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6042 @ 0.00031553 = 1.9064 BTC [-]
10:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00032404 = 6.092 BTC [+]
10:54 ben_vulpes http://www.vitavonni.de/blog/201503/2015031201-the-sad-state-of-sysadmin-in-the-age-of-containers.html << lotsa yup
10:54 assbot The sad state of sysadmin in the age of containers ... ( http://bit.ly/1HUSzAE )
10:55 ben_vulpes davout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL5D84D432BD104069&v=TFdfdLCZjT8
10:55 assbot Libertango - Astor Piazzolla - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1HUSIUI )
10:56 davout ben_vulpes: ¡che boludo!
10:56 davout gracias
10:57 davout imma make my own version
10:58 ben_vulpes eyy chetty, still game for ceviche?
11:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42252 @ 0.00031273 = 13.2135 BTC [-] {2}
11:05 lobbes !up ascii_lander
11:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14675 @ 0.00033705 = 4.9462 BTC [+] {2}
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11:33 mats http://vortessence.org
11:33 assbot Vortessence ... ( http://bit.ly/1GiZDrG )
11:37 mod6 !up assbot
11:37 mod6 bah
11:37 mod6 !up ascii_lander
11:38 ascii_lander mats: looka quite like the ubiquitous 'volatility'
11:38 ascii_lander mebbe with spiffier gui
11:38 ascii_lander (why need the gui, don't ask me...)
11:38 mats is almost exactly volatility
11:39 mats uses Django and bootstrap!
11:42 ben_vulpes how did they get django into a memory forensics tool?
11:42 ben_vulpes o.O
11:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00031887 = 4.241 BTC [-]
11:42 * ascii_lander spews chunder
11:43 ascii_lander 'Django, have you always been alone? Django! Django, have you never loved again?' (™) (R)
11:44 * ascii_lander off for some lulz with mircea_popescu
11:46 * ben_vulpes will join
11:47 davout obligatory django https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpmOTGungnA
11:47 assbot Minor Swing - Django Reinhardt & Stéphane Grappelli - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Piyd6w )
11:47 davout from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes
11:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22250 @ 0.00031709 = 7.0553 BTC [-] {3}
11:56 mats http://www.gsma.com/newsroom/wp-content/uploads/WWG-04-v1-0.pdf GSMA's guide on encrypted traffic
11:56 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiBkLI )
12:04 Pierre_Rochard vessenes fundation burned to the ground: http://gavintech.blogspot.com/2015/04/joining-mit-media-lab-digital-currency.html
12:04 assbot GavinTech: Joining the MIT Media Lab Digital Currency Initiative ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiDJWV )
12:04 Pierre_Rochard Next on the chopping block: MIT
12:05 mats http://www.zawya.com/mobile/default.cfm/actstory/sidZAWYA20150326055449
12:05 assbot Jordan seeks further cooperation with Russia in nuclear field ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiDOK1 )
12:06 mod6 Pierre_Rochard: ah!
12:07 lobbes <davout> from the time guitar heroes were actually guitar heroes << all you need these days is to know three chords and have a pretty face.
12:07 lobbes Hell, it is like a sin to have a good guitar instrumental these days. And I could never get into 'metal'; too much speed, not enough soul
12:08 davout lobbes: too many pedals
12:08 davout funnily enough, "pédale" in french is a derogatory word for a man who likes to receive butseks
12:09 lobbes aha
12:10 Pierre_Rochard from their forums: “As of 4/15/15 total cash less current liabilities was ~$75K.”
12:11 davout Pierre_Rochard: in a few months it'll be "current liabilities less total cash"
12:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8017 @ 0.00032432 = 2.6001 BTC [+]
12:13 Pierre_Rochard davout: perhaps bruce fenton will find a wealthy sheikh to revive this particular abomination. They have wasted their oil wealth in worse ways
12:16 Pierre_Rochard > is MIT, a center of tech innovation
12:16 Pierre_Rochard > is media lab, focused on intersection of tech, design, art etc
12:16 Pierre_Rochard > presents “About” in a series of pdf documents http://www.media.mit.edu/about/about-the-lab
12:16 assbot About the Lab | MIT Media Lab ... ( http://bit.ly/1PiGTKc )
12:16 Pierre_Rochard can’t make this stuff up
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12:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00032432 = 3.9729 BTC [+]
12:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00032647 = 4.5706 BTC [+] {2}
13:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30000 @ 0.00033859 = 10.1577 BTC [+]
13:06 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 750 @ 0.00451775 = 3.3883 BTC [-] {2}
13:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16950 @ 0.0003194 = 5.4138 BTC [-]
13:18 funkenstein_ from comments to gavintech announcement: "I'm very happy that you found a good place to land" <-- like he's a helpless orphan
13:19 funkenstein_ "that's great you found somebody to tell you what to do".. i think MP's comments are more respectful of gavin
13:20 mircea_popescu <Pierre_Rochard> vessenes fundation burned to the ground: http://gavintech.blogspot.com/2015/04/joining-mit-media-lab-digital-currency.html << merely usg being forced to assume its minions.
13:20 assbot GavinTech: Joining the MIT Media Lab Digital Currency Initiative ... ( http://bit.ly/1yT2R2K )
13:26 mircea_popescu http://imgur.com/CQ5qgvu << marginally lulzy stuff
13:26 assbot Oh Gawker Media. You so silly. - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1HVoelq )
13:28 jurov http://insidebitcoins.com/news/not-so-decentralized-ripple-freezes-1m-in-user-funds/31862 "it's a feature!!!"
13:28 assbot “Not-So-Decentralized” Ripple Freezes $1m in User Funds | Inside Bitcoins | Bitcoin news | Price | Bitcoin Conferences ... ( http://bit.ly/1HVoAIW )
13:32 mats "MIT is no longer the hallowed Library of Alexandria that shared the Lisp Machine and SICP with the world. Today, its made up of showmen and fools like Gavin, who endeavor to destroy software they don't understand, on behalf of a handler. Your relevance fades, and in a decade your cohorts will disavow any knowledge of you. Enjoy your faux relevancy as long
13:32 mats as it lasts."
13:32 mats looks like someone has been reading the logs...
13:34 mircea_popescu lmao
13:34 mircea_popescu on both counts!
13:46 ben_vulpes high grade lulzatronium
13:47 BingoBoingo !up ascii_lander
13:48 ascii_lander l0l as if it wasn't clear that gavin will not starve or be reduced to honest work
13:48 ascii_lander he laughs 'all the way to the bank'
13:52 ascii_lander moiety - starved, moat monster - never.
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13:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 985 @ 0.0020109 = 1.9807 BTC [+] {22}
14:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7082 @ 0.00032697 = 2.3156 BTC [+]
14:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19550 @ 0.00032797 = 6.4118 BTC [+] {2}
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14:24 funkenstein_ anybody catch a look at the LMC from buenos aires?
14:25 funkenstein_ by the way while you were meeting there I caught two back to back Clinton shows
14:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20153 @ 0.00032509 = 6.5515 BTC [-]
14:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10547 @ 0.00032509 = 3.4287 BTC [-]
14:28 mircea_popescu lmc ?
14:28 funkenstein_ magellanic cloud
14:29 funkenstein_ much better viewing without the light pollution of course but one takes what one can get
14:44 mircea_popescu oic
14:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00032134 = 2.153 BTC [-]
15:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10850 @ 0.0003194 = 3.4655 BTC [-]
15:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00032134 = 7.3908 BTC [+]
15:12 mike_c "I’m offering MIT as a neutral academic home for some of the conversations and the technical coordination"
15:12 mike_c first best neutral home.
15:13 mircea_popescu :D
15:14 mircea_popescu anwyay, yeah, people were derping about hoiw forcing usg to assume its assets is "bad" and the foundation pretense was somehow "better"
15:14 mircea_popescu it never stuck.
15:14 mircea_popescu anyway, b-a vs mit is a lot better than b-a vs some scammer's fake "foundation". we're going up in the world.
15:15 mircea_popescu (i dun imagine anyone seriously deluded themselves into the belief that mit's involvement is going to disuade anyone one ; i do imagine mit thought itself large enough to absorb the shock and not end up like mtgox as a result - which is just as silly, but not necessarily visible from boston)
15:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21087 @ 0.00032541 = 6.8619 BTC [+] {3}
15:23 funkenstein_ <mircea_popescu> and then $ gpg --keyserver sks-keyservers.net --send-key <KEYID> and $ gpg --keyserver pgp.mit.edu --send-key <KEYID> where keyid you just copy from the line above. <-- what about those three letters showing up here?
15:23 mircea_popescu which ?
15:23 funkenstein_ mit
15:23 mircea_popescu well... http://trilema.com/2015/pgp-keyserver/
15:23 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1PjwEFm )
15:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00033874 = 4.9625 BTC [+]
15:25 funkenstein_ ok then, i am going to take a closer look
15:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00033918 = 3.4596 BTC [+]
15:26 funkenstein_ i'll take notes
15:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21169 @ 0.00033918 = 7.1801 BTC [+]
15:27 funkenstein_ in other news today
15:27 funkenstein_ http://blog.kraken.com/post/116672768472/file-your-mtgox-creditor-claim-with-kraken-and
15:27 assbot Kraken Bitcoin Exchange — File your MtGox Creditor Claim with Kraken and... ... ( http://bit.ly/1GjGRAo )
15:32 BingoBoingo http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/uploads/2015/4/22/rtx19ups.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg
15:32 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1PjyJkG )
15:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6750 @ 0.00033918 = 2.2895 BTC [+]
15:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43676 @ 0.00032792 = 14.3222 BTC [-] {3}
15:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 66524 @ 0.00031927 = 21.2391 BTC [-]
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16:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31400 @ 0.00031174 = 9.7886 BTC [-] {3}
16:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6850 @ 0.0003112 = 2.1317 BTC [-]
16:21 jurov http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/apr/22/wi-fi-hack-ios-iphone-ipad-apple
16:21 assbot Wi-Fi hack creates 'no iOS zone' that cripples iPhones and iPads | Technology | The Guardian ... ( http://bit.ly/1Del6dQ )
16:22 jurov android can be battery drained by the same way, but at least i was able to turn wifi off
16:28 mircea_popescu this bs where you can't turn wifi off...
16:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26049 @ 0.0003112 = 8.1064 BTC [-]
16:42 lobbes one more reason to never touch an iTurd
16:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33425 @ 0.00031276 = 10.454 BTC [+]
16:46 * lobbes owns an android, but rarely downloads any apps. Usually leaves wi-fi 'off' unless absolutely necessary
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17:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00033008 = 5.8919 BTC [+] {2}
17:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20450 @ 0.00033918 = 6.9362 BTC [+]
17:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24400 @ 0.0003318 = 8.0959 BTC [-]
17:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33936 @ 0.0003127 = 10.6118 BTC [-]
17:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.0003185 = 4.666 BTC [+]
17:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.0003185 = 3.1213 BTC [+]
17:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31195 @ 0.00030981 = 9.6645 BTC [-] {2}
17:39 mircea_popescu "Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch. It's an incredible mess of dependencies, version requirements and build tools."
17:39 mircea_popescu maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit.
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17:42 mircea_popescu Back then, years ago, Linux distributions were trying to provide you with a safe operating system. With signed packages, built from a web of trust. Some even work on reproducible builds.
17:42 mircea_popescu But then, everything got Windows-ized. "Apps" were the rage, which you download and run, without being concerned about security, or the ability to upgrade the application to the next version. Because "you only live once".
17:42 mircea_popescu or, in the words of tiffany, "Who cares if the security let u do this it doesn't mean u should have done it"
17:43 mircea_popescu women (and children) in tech.
17:47 mircea_popescu in other news... privilege http://33.media.tumblr.com/b1e1634e7529aab4aceba8767fe8d157/tumblr_nmqjw95Chn1t0np38o1_500.gif
17:47 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvyP4V )
17:52 ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107291 << rip moiety
17:52 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 17:52:12; ascii_lander: moiety - starved, moat monster - never.
17:53 ben_vulpes !up ascii_lander
17:53 mircea_popescu it still seems overdramatic to me. chick just didn't wanna bitcoin.
17:53 mircea_popescu also in the news : joggers live for 6 years longer than non joggers
17:53 mircea_popescu over the course of their lives, joggers spend about 6 years jogging
17:55 davout more from nice-lipsync land http://i.imgur.com/iH7Ti0a.gif
17:55 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvzB1T )
18:00 lobbes I'm five years late, but I just read these. I wish an alf-machine existed: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=284
18:00 assbot Loper OS » Seven Laws of Sane Personal Computing ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvAhnP )
18:00 lobbes I find #7 especially intriguing
18:01 ascii_lander lobbes: perhaps -you- can build it
18:01 * ascii_lander preparing for blast-off back to earth
18:01 lobbes perhaps -you- can build it << K. I'll cya in 50 years
18:05 * trinque in ignorance reminds that once computers were built in garages
18:05 ascii_lander trinque: if not i, then next soldier.
18:05 mircea_popescu lobbes this is what happened to say, artifexd
18:06 mircea_popescu and as far as the retarded look goes, http://36.media.tumblr.com/ae9008632a0a1e630226461f386eeabc/tumblr_neoysg91fJ1s9yfq0o1_500.jpg
18:06 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvB34d )
18:07 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/e38cdfdbea363b37c8f7619380d125e0/tumblr_nn4khahGu81qjb4auo1_500.jpg << lulz
18:07 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvBdc1 )
18:07 ascii_lander http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107350 << must already be in hell
18:07 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 21:39:33; mircea_popescu: maybe this is what asciilifeform has to do in hell. build all the shit.
18:08 artifexd Security is hard, m'kay...
18:08 mircea_popescu artifexd no contest.
18:08 mircea_popescu how goes anyways ?
18:09 artifexd I'm reviewing golang's crypto code. I have about 5 commits left.
18:10 ben_vulpes does it wrap openssl?
18:10 artifexd I have also been fleshing out internal organization.
18:11 mircea_popescu artifexd you making all this audit process public somewhere ?
18:11 artifexd Bottom line, I expect to have something to share for testing in 4 weeks.
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18:12 artifexd I have my own fork of the code that has signed commits.
18:12 artifexd Did you mean something else?
18:12 artifexd ben_vulpes: no it does not
18:13 mircea_popescu artifexd im not sure. mostly poking at it.
18:13 artifexd I would prefer not to use the word "audit" as that implies I am qualified to do so.
18:13 ben_vulpes artifexd: well that sets it apart from all of the other crypto libs ascii_lander was going on about over coffee today
18:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00031348 = 3.3542 BTC [+]
18:15 mircea_popescu artifexd defaudit ?
18:15 artifexd I have not been keeping up with logs.
18:16 artifexd I'm comfortable calling it a review. Not just of what it is but what it was and how it got to where it is.
18:17 mircea_popescu aite.
18:19 mircea_popescu apparently, paris hilton's dog died.
18:19 mircea_popescu i'm putting that in here since we're doing all sorts of trivia shit like "who's paying usgavin to shit in bitcoin this week" and so on.
18:20 ben_vulpes ;;ticker
18:20 gribble Bitfinex BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 234.63, Best ask: 234.64, Bid-ask spread: 0.01000, Last trade: 234.63, 24 hour volume: 23879.93278316, 24 hour low: 232.0, 24 hour high: 238.99, 24 hour vwap: None
18:21 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even know?" doesn't eve
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18:21 mircea_popescu n grate as much as the dude using disqus.
18:22 mircea_popescu fucking memory hole, "here guise, let me curl | sudo bash some stuff about how curl | sudo bash is bad mmkay"
18:23 ben_vulpes mhm.
18:24 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: valkyrie came riding
18:24 ben_vulpes slaughtered derps
18:24 mircea_popescu lol srsly ?
18:24 ben_vulpes mhm!
18:24 mircea_popescu i love this show...
18:24 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdMHgc2HzQU
18:24 assbot Invader Zim - Gir - I love this show - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvDuE5 )
18:25 ben_vulpes 'twas a very good show
18:25 ben_vulpes even deflustered stan before packing him into cab
18:25 mircea_popescu lol
18:28 mircea_popescu and i didn't even give her a rifle this time
18:28 mircea_popescu you should see *that* shit.
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18:47 BingoBoingo !b 5
18:47 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2QENGHW.txt )
18:51 lobbes heh, coinreport trying to steal my scoop. Qntra ahead of game still: https://coinreport.net/activemining-corporation-ordered-to-pay-state-of-missouri/
18:51 assbot CoinReport ActiveMining Corporation ordered to pay state of Missouri - CoinReport ... ( http://bit.ly/1JvH29p )
18:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34200 @ 0.00031482 = 10.7668 BTC [+] {2}
18:54 mircea_popescu lobbes no link eh ? (im too lazy to click)
18:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00031397 = 1.7268 BTC [-]
18:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26000 @ 0.00030893 = 8.0322 BTC [-]
18:59 lobbes to the qntra version? tis here: http://qntra.net/2015/03/missouri-secretary-of-state-orders-slaughter-to-pay-civil-penalties/
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18:59 assbot Missouri Secretary of State Orders Slaughter to Pay Civil Penalties | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1d1S9wN )
19:02 mircea_popescu i meant in the coinreport thing
19:02 lobbes to the order? that be here: http://www.sos.mo.gov/securities/orders/AP-14-09b.pdf
19:03 mircea_popescu to qntra :D
19:03 lobbes ahhh now I see
19:04 lobbes naw I don't think they linked to qntra directly, just funny that they did the same scoop a month after us
19:05 BingoBoingo http://tktk.gawker.com/ben-smith-and-jonah-peretti-the-gawker-interview-1699230890/+trotter << Cripple fight
19:05 assbot Ben Smith and Jonah Peretti: The Gawker Interview ... ( http://bit.ly/1d1Ta89 )
19:06 mircea_popescu jonah got tits at least ?
19:07 BingoBoingo Nah, but you get lines like "When we were sending around a draft of the standards document, what I said to everybody was, hey, read this really closely, because what you do when you publish standards, is that you make Gawker your public editor. Sure, we’ll be looking for [violations of standards internally]—[but] you’ve got all of Twitter, and you’ve got Gawker. So I have really little to complain about, in some sense. Do
19:07 BingoBoingo you want to talk about this post that you emailed about? "
19:08 BingoBoingo Or from Jonah: "We should give you a call-in number, just because you’ve sort of become our public editor, our ombudsman or something, our ombudsman at BuzzFeed."
19:08 mircea_popescu ugh.
19:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00030893 = 4.2014 BTC [-]
19:09 BingoBoingo Gawker vs. TheCompanyThatPaysFaceSpaceToPromoteItsClickbait, I hope they both lose
19:10 mircea_popescu welll... suppose they both win
19:10 mircea_popescu win what ? a large bag of "you lose" ?
19:19 mircea_popescu https://en.fiverr.com/ derps
19:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19327 @ 0.00031522 = 6.0923 BTC [+]
19:38 mircea_popescu !up ascii_launchpad
19:38 ascii_launchpad danke mircea_popescu
19:39 mircea_popescu soo...
19:39 mircea_popescu you come here often ?
19:39 ascii_launchpad l0l never
19:39 mircea_popescu lol
19:39 * ascii_launchpad may or may not be zebrahitler
19:40 mircea_popescu in other news, http://36.media.tumblr.com/3fac4807ca5528d300aef1e091faba94/tumblr_ne22qsZETK1slq74qo1_1280.jpg
19:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1bwY10H )
19:40 * ascii_launchpad was -of course- put by cabbie at the, ahm, wrong terminal, had to do a bit of gymnastics
19:41 ascii_launchpad ^ mega-table
19:44 ascii_launchpad http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107403 << wai wut... which imbeciles, which thing ?
19:44 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 22:21:59; mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes the fact that the imbeciles commenting on that thing stupid shite like "you make a poor assumption that the NSA or whoever couldn't also add backdoors and other such snoop to the source code base, so when you compile it yourself, you are compiling the NSA right in. Yes it would be more difficult, because the maintainers should be watching, but if they've been forced into it, would you even
19:44 ascii_launchpad has no one heard of reviewing binaries ?
19:44 mircea_popescu http://www.vitavonni.de/blog/201503/2015031201-the-sad-state-of-sysadmin-in-the-age-of-containers.html
19:44 assbot The sad state of sysadmin in the age of containers ... ( http://bit.ly/1bwZ3tx )
19:44 ascii_launchpad aha
19:45 ascii_launchpad aahahahahahaha
19:45 ascii_launchpad that thing..
19:46 ascii_launchpad 'Consider for example Hadoop. Nobody seems to know how to build Hadoop from scratch.' << no one knows how to recreate a turd 'from scratch' either. though, there was this one 'art installation' fella who tried. had whole synthetic digestion apparatus, looked sorta like a small pharma pilot plant
19:46 ascii_launchpad wish i still had the link.
19:47 ascii_launchpad 'To build Apache Bigtop, you apparently first have to install puppet3. Let it download magic data from the internet. Then it tries to run sudo puppet to enable the NSA backdoors (for example, it will download and install an outdated precompiled JDK, because it considers you too stupid to install Java.) And then hope the gradle build doesn't throw a 200 line useless backtrace.' << when do we set the biodiesel boilers
19:47 ascii_launchpad srsly
19:47 mircea_popescu ascii_launchpad turd is mostly processed hemoglobin.
19:48 mircea_popescu no way to make that without a circulatory system
19:48 ascii_launchpad 'artist' was going for 'look&feel' compat
19:48 ascii_launchpad rather than, e.g., satisfying a dung beetle
19:48 mircea_popescu take a simpler thing : i wish to install varnish.
19:48 mircea_popescu http://www.cpanelkb.net/how-to-install-varnish-cache/
19:48 assbot How to install Varnish Cache - cPanel KnowledgeBase ... ( http://bit.ly/1bwZRhQ )
19:48 mircea_popescu # cd /usr/local/src
19:48 mircea_popescu # wget "https://raw.githubusercontent.com/itseasy21/w3tools-varnish/master/install.sh" -O /usr/local/src/varnish-install.sh
19:48 mircea_popescu # chmod +x varnish-install.sh
19:48 mircea_popescu # ./varnish-install.sh
19:48 mircea_popescu srsly ?
19:49 mircea_popescu urmomseasy123.
19:49 mircea_popescu meanwhile irl
19:49 mircea_popescu # yum install varnish
19:49 mircea_popescu No package varnish available.
19:49 mircea_popescu Error: Nothing to do
19:49 ascii_launchpad lol dead link
19:50 mircea_popescu o is it ?
19:50 mircea_popescu i hadn't even checked.
19:50 mircea_popescu because wtf, random github derp
19:50 mircea_popescu "Varnish Cache Proudly Presented by http://www.w3tool.blogspot.in/"
19:50 assbot Page Not Found | W3 TOOLS - Making Web Easier..! ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx0c4g )
19:50 mircea_popescu as if
19:50 ascii_launchpad sp4m4tr0n!
19:50 ascii_launchpad 'just werks' l0l
19:51 ascii_launchpad until it doesn't and you're stranded on pluto and now what.
19:51 mircea_popescu thing is, varnish is a kickass web cache.
19:51 trinque friend made a github scraper to find perpetrators of this: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/infoforcefeed/curl2sudo/master/offenders.json
19:51 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx0t7n )
19:52 mircea_popescu takes trilema from burning 10-15 gb / day to about 200 / month.
19:52 mircea_popescu trinque gotta be more than that.
19:52 ascii_launchpad cache is useful, sure
19:52 trinque I don't think that was a complete run
19:52 mircea_popescu ascii_launchpad this is a particularly good one.
19:53 trinque he's got a twitter somewhere that farts 'em out
19:53 trinque couldn't find it
19:53 * ascii_launchpad knows of 'varnish'
19:53 mircea_popescu orly ? so hoiw do you install it ?
19:53 mircea_popescu "rpm -Uvh http://repo.varnish-cache.org/redhat/varnish-3.0/el5/noarch/varnish-release-3.0-1.noarch.rpm" ?
19:53 assbot 404 Not Found ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx0S9I )
19:53 * ascii_launchpad has not the faintest idea how to install it today
19:53 mircea_popescu the web is so fulla win.
19:53 * ascii_launchpad left this behind in a galaxy far away, long ago.
19:54 trinque gentoo's ebuild doesn't look too heinous
19:54 mircea_popescu centos 6.6
19:56 ascii_launchpad 'Feels like downloading Windows shareware in the 90s to me.' << l0l aha. pretty much everything but a very finely cultivated gentoo or bsd box feels like ^
19:57 mircea_popescu people who finely cultivate women do not have the time to spend on cultivating boxes.
19:57 ascii_launchpad there is to be a solution to this
19:57 ascii_launchpad (or not. i didn't make this universe, i just werk here)
19:58 trinque solution's paying someone for a goddamn OS imo
19:58 mircea_popescu You can start that process by grabbing the repository:
19:58 mircea_popescu sudo curl http://repo.varnish-cache.org/debian/GPG-key.txt | sudo apt-key add -
19:58 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx21yf )
19:58 trinque this is what free looks like
19:58 ascii_launchpad trinque: check your sofa cushions
19:58 mircea_popescu srsly ? apt-key add - ?
19:58 ascii_launchpad trinque: see a spare $maxint or two, perhaps
19:58 trinque ascii_launchpad: lol, no $maxint in there boss
19:59 ascii_launchpad it was worth a try.
20:01 mircea_popescu https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-to-install-nginx-on-centos-6-with-yum?comment=27577 << how to spread malware.
20:01 assbot How To Install nginx on CentOS 6 with yum | DigitalOcean ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx2Qa5 )
20:01 mircea_popescu get that final link in there.
20:02 mircea_popescu http://nginx.org/en/linux_packages.html
20:02 assbot nginx: Linux packages ... ( http://bit.ly/1bx301m )
20:02 mircea_popescu Alternatively, a repository configuration can be added manually without installing the nginx-release package. Create the file named /etc/yum.repos.d/nginx.repo with the following contents:
20:02 mircea_popescu [nginx]
20:02 mircea_popescu name=nginx repo
20:02 mircea_popescu baseurl=http://nginx.org/packages/OS/OSRELEASE/$basearch/
20:02 mircea_popescu gpgcheck=0
20:02 mircea_popescu motherfucker.
20:02 ascii_launchpad l0l mircea_popescu is surprised ?
20:02 ascii_launchpad this -is- sop.
20:02 mircea_popescu im not surprised, i am displeased.
20:03 mircea_popescu w/e, im just gonna buy more bw / burn more electricity.
20:03 mircea_popescu i'm not goiing through this shit.
20:04 * ascii_launchpad wonders how many of these 'beautiful surprises' it would take to make mircea_popescu a candidate for same nuthouse as ascii_launchpad
20:04 mircea_popescu (btw, this is exactly how gentoo failed. ran out its time budget)
20:05 ascii_launchpad mircea_popescu: actually gentoo failed (in the usual sense of the word) long ago when its head dev sold soul to microshit
20:05 ascii_launchpad on account of, iirc, getting moietied
20:05 mircea_popescu what can i tell you.
20:05 mircea_popescu software itself runs great, packaging is the shit.
20:05 mircea_popescu women in tech really dropped the fucking ball.
20:05 * ascii_launchpad just walked by a 'women in tech' poster
20:06 mircea_popescu there's about ten square miles of packaging needlework that needs doing, and the doers are all derping about consent or some stupid shit like that.
20:07 mircea_popescu pronouns, whatever.
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20:25 Pierre_Rochard !up ascii_launchpad
20:25 ascii_launchpad ty Pierre_Rochard. almost out of time though
20:26 pete_dushenski scoop echad : http://www.contravex.com/2015/04/22/parenting-is-going-to-be-hard/
20:26 assbot Parenting is going to be hard. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zO4PvW )
20:26 ascii_launchpad mircea_popescu: eventually folks will realize that it is -not- a needlework problem.
20:26 pete_dushenski scoop shtayim : http://www.contravex.com/2015/04/22/usgavins-headless-body-moves-on-bitcoin-assets-moves-up/
20:26 assbot USGavin’s headless body moves on, #bitcoin-assets moves up. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1zO4TMc )
20:26 ascii_launchpad because it is not physically possible to breed and teach needleworkers fast enough to keep up with a complexity collapse.
20:26 Pierre_Rochard ascii_launchpad: ah well don’t leave w/o taking a look at this: http://www.amusingplanet.com/2012/05/poo-machine-by-wim-delvoye.html
20:26 assbot Poo Machine by Wim Delvoye | Amusing Planet ... ( http://bit.ly/1zO4Xvm )
20:26 ascii_launchpad it is the whole definition of such a collapse, actually.
20:27 ascii_launchpad no one can carry water in buckets within order of magnitude of how quickly the flames spread.
20:27 ascii_launchpad for a while - it seemed possible, yes.
20:27 ascii_launchpad 1980-2000 let's say arbitrarily.
20:28 ascii_launchpad (from when it was mostly clear, to dijkstra et al that -this- would come, to, well, when the symptoms became impossible to ignore for anyone half awake)
20:32 pete_dushenski "Delvoye stated that everything in modern life is pointless. The most useless object he could create was a machine that serves no purpose at all, besides the reduction of food to waste." << these intellectually poor artists and their purposes.
20:32 pete_dushenski i'd love to know who funded this guy's eight years of 'research'
20:32 pete_dushenski i want to guess that it was a government
20:33 Pierre_Rochard pro-biotic yogurt company
20:33 pete_dushenski ascii_countdown 'it's the final countdown'
20:34 pete_dushenski https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R9zN7o_s2Y
20:34 assbot Arrested Development Best Scene Ever! - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Huu0tP )
20:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17500 @ 0.0003185 = 5.5738 BTC [+]
20:34 pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard lol please tell me you're joking
20:34 mircea_popescu ascii_launchpad> because it is not physically possible to breed and teach needleworkers fast enough to keep up with a complexity collapse. << it's not a complexity collapse. i know how to manage this problem, i've done it before.
20:34 mircea_popescu if you got some needle work being done youy can use that fixed point to control "development" around it.
20:34 Pierre_Rochard pete_dushenski: haha yes, but this non-biologist doesn’t see why not! seems like the ideal controlled experiment machine
20:35 mircea_popescu but if you got zero because women are fucktarded (because "men" are fucktarded boys) every ordinary anything looks like a fucking pulsar colliding with a supernova.
20:36 mircea_popescu you really can't make shit without active bone marrow
20:36 mircea_popescu !up ascii_pulsar
20:37 mircea_popescu anyway ima go eat
20:37 pete_dushenski Pierre_Rochard heh sure why not
20:37 mircea_popescu BABIES
20:37 pete_dushenski lol
20:37 ascii_pulsar wut
20:37 Pierre_Rochard bon appetit
20:37 ascii_pulsar aha foodlings
20:37 ascii_pulsar they crunch, crunch.
20:47 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 84150 @ 0.00030836 = 25.9485 BTC [-] {4}
20:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27950 @ 0.00030689 = 8.5776 BTC [-] {3}
21:02 mircea_popescu !up liquidassets
21:02 mircea_popescu this is a thing nao ?
21:03 liquidassets haven't caught up with logs since end of c3, felt I was missing out
21:04 mircea_popescu lol
21:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.0003185 = 5.8445 BTC [+]
21:06 liquidassets Iiquidassets was there!! << http://trilema.com/2015/views-from-a-conference/
21:06 assbot Page not found on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DPVrff )
21:07 mircea_popescu aha.
21:07 mircea_popescu ;;later tell pete_dushenski "If you the historians write about you."
21:07 gribble The operation succeeded.
21:09 mircea_popescu in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/5f930017bebc54ed7b2723594a70d5f0/tumblr_n8xsxzmnYv1r8wl2xo1_1280.jpg
21:09 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1DPW3BI )
21:09 liquidassets MP can you elaborate on how you don't see bitcoin being retail anything? It seems your thoughts work more in eons, won't there will be an in between time where things might not be end game yet
21:10 mircea_popescu bitcoin works for say trilema credits retail, whatcha talkin' aboot ?
21:10 mircea_popescu !up jjj
21:10 liquidassets when you see it...
21:11 mircea_popescu hm ?
21:11 liquidassets I can't remember when or where you said it, but it seems like you're pretty down on bitcoin being used for retail purchases
21:11 liquidassets ...the plug..
21:12 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoin-prices-bitcoin-inflexibility/#comment-92015 < there ?
21:12 assbot Bitcoin prices, Bitcoin inflexibility on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1GkAywn )
21:12 liquidassets the more I get into retail the more I want to incentivize bitcoin payments
21:12 mircea_popescu nothing wrong with that.
21:13 mircea_popescu the idea was that bitcoin isn't going to change to accomodate the retail market, principally because the retail market is (necessarily) much too small.
21:13 mircea_popescu othere than that... if it works for you use it.
21:14 liquidassets "People try to, because of the misguided belief that Bitcoin value is somehow related to or deriving from its crossection in the retail market" <<ok I"m starting to grok
21:17 trinque liquidassets: what kind of retail are you considering?
21:18 liquidassets it's a hobby store
21:19 liquidassets mostly drones and rc cars for now
21:19 liquidassets but cardanos in the future
21:22 mircea_popescu ha
21:24 mircea_popescu incidentally, kinda lulzy for me to read the "concerns" of the bitcoin derpistan cca q4 2014 / q1 2015 in trilema writings two years prior.
21:24 liquidassets retail anything really, I'm want to help businesses succeed after the next economic adjustment happens
21:24 liquidassets Ha! link?
21:25 mircea_popescu above.
21:25 mircea_popescu !up oldsk00l
21:26 oldsk00l oke
21:26 oldsk00l mircea_popescu: how are you
21:26 mircea_popescu not bad.
21:27 trinque liquidassets: I'm sure super-fast-buy-a-starbux can be built atop bitcoin just fine
21:27 trinque might not end up being bitcoin itself
21:27 trinque it will probably involve payment companies and some kind of account you fund
21:28 mircea_popescu considering the actual tx pressure is ~0 atm, blocks not even half full etc, he can prolly get away with just using btc for at least a year.
21:30 liquidassets I'd rather bring in as much btc as possible before spending it
21:31 liquidassets that would make more sense then trying to cram in into what we have already <<not sustainable
21:31 mircea_popescu http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/drug-officer-stole-cash-planted-drugs-times-30312108 <<< philly cop admits to creating fake events involving criminals to frame random citizens.
21:31 assbot Ex-Drug Officer Says He Stole Cash, Planted Drugs Many Times - ABC News ... ( http://bit.ly/1GkCZPM )
21:31 mircea_popescu Jeffrey Walker told jurors that the Philadelphia Police Department drug squad targeted white "college-boy ... khaki-pants types" who were "easy to intimidate."
21:31 mircea_popescu heh
21:34 oldsk00l ping mircea_popescu
21:34 mircea_popescu hm ?
21:34 oldsk00l sorry knew to itc
21:35 Adlai get busy living or get busy dying
21:35 oldsk00l lol noth
21:35 oldsk00l lol both
21:36 Adlai get busy living xor get busy dying
21:36 oldsk00l hoe long asre you mrn br vollrvting nitcoind
21:36 Adlai !down oldsk00l
21:38 Adlai how blessed be our gates, to keep out such persistent barbarians
21:38 mircea_popescu whossat anyway
21:38 Adlai sum1 hu thnx u vollrvting nitcoin
21:39 mircea_popescu i guess it's "do you come here often" v2.0, right, "how long have you been collecting bitcoin"
21:39 mircea_popescu i dunno dood, since it rained.
21:40 Adlai where does it rain bitcoin?
21:40 Adlai although i hear they've been asking that in the sahara ever since it deserted up
21:41 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YbRASlEMqw
21:41 assbot Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men (Official Music Video) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1GkEltL )
21:41 mircea_popescu fun fact : this is a cover. the original was an 80s thing of some whales nobody remembers today.
21:41 Adlai nah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZC0ZJ1AW8
21:41 assbot Liquid Tension Experiment - Universal Mind - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1GkEtcA )
21:43 Adlai !down Adlai
~ 32 minutes ~
22:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37100 @ 0.00032074 = 11.8995 BTC [+] {3}
22:20 ben_vulpes buenos noches
22:20 ben_vulpes buenos noches
22:22 ben_vulpes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=22-04-2015#1107427 << you know i met the guy one time
22:22 assbot Logged on 22-04-2015 22:59:45; lobbes: to the qntra version? tis here: http://qntra.net/2015/03/missouri-secretary-of-state-orders-slaughter-to-pay-civil-penalties/
22:22 ben_vulpes utterly insane
22:26 ben_vulpes ascii_*, mircea_popescu: "hadoop" << thought y'all'd get a kick out of that
22:27 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> [23:47] # cd /usr/local/src << baww look at the hobbyist sysadmin
22:29 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36050 @ 0.0003069 = 11.0637 BTC [-] {3}
22:30 mircea_popescu what, what did i do ?
22:30 ben_vulpes discovering the deep bitrot
22:30 ben_vulpes look do what the 'professionals' do
22:30 ben_vulpes give up
22:30 ben_vulpes cry at night
22:30 ben_vulpes beat yer kids
22:30 trinque drink, forever
22:30 ben_vulpes drink too much
22:30 trinque lol
22:30 ben_vulpes bwaha
22:31 mircea_popescu mmmm...
22:31 ben_vulpes * ascii_launchpad [00:04] just walked by a 'women in tech' poster << in the airport?!
22:32 ben_vulpes http://www.contravex.com/2015/04/22/parenting-is-going-to-be-hard/ "whose company we enjoy" << dude you're barely ever here what "we"?
22:32 assbot Parenting is going to be hard. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1IKvEGo )
22:33 ben_vulpes blech and with the capitalizing of my carefully uncapitalized lines
22:34 ben_vulpes look, pete, if the lord had intended capitalization, he'd have capitalized whatever himself.
22:34 mircea_popescu sooo... how do you two install varnish
22:36 ben_vulpes <pete_dushenski> "beating heart of the source code" << more like well-armed guardians of the blood in the fly in the amber
22:37 trinque mircea_popescu: I've yet to hit upon a devops process I actually like. On gentoo at least it appears to be an emerge varnish; rc-update add varnish default; /etc/init.d/varnish start
22:37 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: i only actually use nginx.
22:37 mircea_popescu i have nginx.
22:38 ben_vulpes and still need varnish?!
22:38 mircea_popescu but varnish actually halps.
22:38 mircea_popescu yeah.
22:38 trinque could just do memcached
22:38 ben_vulpes above my pay grade boss
22:38 mircea_popescu i dun think you laymen understand what a real blog is like.
22:38 trinque guy's got actual traffic to contend with
22:38 ben_vulpes <mircea_popescu> i dun think you laymen understand running php under load is like << ftfy
22:38 trinque mircea_popescu: memcached has performed well for me in the past, is supported by nginx
22:38 ben_vulpes have you tried hiphop vm?
22:38 mircea_popescu vm ?!
22:39 mircea_popescu why would i want a vm!
22:39 ben_vulpes it's the latest and greatest in php performance tekmology!
22:39 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes php has 0 to do with it. for one thing, it's compiled. for the other, it's apache that gets hammered, purely a html problem.
22:40 ben_vulpes just trollin u boss
22:40 ben_vulpes like i said, above my pay grade
22:40 mircea_popescu i don't really understand the magic, but when running varnish hits ~= pages.
22:40 ben_vulpes <pete_dushenski> "are self-funded and self-motivated" << the actual footnote you want here is the reference to the deficits that serenissima runs
22:40 mircea_popescu when not running varnish, hits > 2x pages. this makes a difference because children.
22:40 mircea_popescu !up joeblo
22:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16393 @ 0.00032208 = 5.2799 BTC [+] {2}
22:44 ben_vulpes i suspect that mircea_popescu booked out all of hotel redacto for con3
22:44 ben_vulpes all of a sudden there is life in the thing
22:44 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes this is literally true, seeing how they had one of your suites per floor.
22:45 ben_vulpes nice suites btw!
22:45 mircea_popescu i was like "but i want the cool rooms, like i had", guy was like "well i hope you don't have more than 8 people coming then, because we're not building a patio"
22:46 joeblo I'm curious, what's the standard implementation for digital assets?
22:46 ben_vulpes there is no standard, joeblo
22:46 ben_vulpes look at mpex, each contract is different
22:47 joeblo Okay, cool thanks
22:48 ben_vulpes for the very simple reason that complex financial instruments are rarely fungible.
22:48 ben_vulpes options, sure.
22:48 joeblo I'm trying to dev up to an API but there doesn't seem to be a definite answer for this
22:48 ben_vulpes stocks, meh.
22:48 ben_vulpes joeblo: "deb up to an API" << wat
22:48 joeblo For example, coloredcoins
22:49 joeblo Sure, that's not an API, but there are API's around it
22:49 ben_vulpes (you don't need that apostrophe, fyi)
22:49 ben_vulpes <liquidassets> [01:09] when you see it... << heh i missed it
22:50 ben_vulpes !gettrust liquidassets
22:50 assbot liquidassets is not registered in WoT.
22:50 ben_vulpes HARUMPH
22:51 ben_vulpes <trinque> [01:26] might not end up being bitcoin itself << of necessity must be something else
22:51 ben_vulpes did briefly look into providing "how likely is this addr to doublespend" as a service
22:53 ben_vulpes <Adlai> [01:40] nah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEZC0ZJ1AW8 << scam, was expecting physics
22:53 assbot Liquid Tension Experiment - Universal Mind - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1IKyaN0 )
22:54 ben_vulpes lobbes: "and omitting to state material facts." << something trips my native engrish filter in this
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22:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26016 @ 0.00030468 = 7.9266 BTC [-]
22:54 ben_vulpes "roughly 3000 BTC" << ascii_* now that's a rocket
22:55 ben_vulpes http://qntra.net/2014/10/caleb-chen-stephanie-murphy-brian-sovryn-assist-ponzi-scheme/#comment-19226 << v active this williamdunne
22:55 assbot Caleb Chen, Stephanie Murphy & Brian Sovryn Assist Ponzi Scheme | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1IKyziy )
22:58 ben_vulpes https://github.com/redline6561/coleslaw << trinque i think might actually use hutchentoot
22:58 assbot redline6561/coleslaw · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1QlynLY )
22:58 trinque ben_vulpes: do it
22:58 trinque I was eyeballing it as a rest interface generator thinger before tripping over postgreset
22:58 trinque *grest
22:58 ben_vulpes http://zerolength.com/ << heh although this is a pretty good blog title
22:58 assbot RANT EVAL BLOG LOOP ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qlyw22 )
22:58 trinque not that it does that, but building one in it
22:59 ben_vulpes postgrest ++
23:02 ben_vulpes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nox57hdgeAU << i'll be the last to goooooooo
23:02 assbot Del Amitri - Always The Last To Know - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qlz9bQ )
23:02 * ben_vulpes goes for smokes alone
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