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00:08 BingoBoingo Ebama could spead a lot of Obola with a fat stash of BTC
00:11 thestringpuller Fucking Giants.
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00:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56254 @ 0.00079415 = 44.6741 BTC [+]
00:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36250 @ 0.00079557 = 28.8394 BTC [+] {3}
00:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26227 @ 0.00079577 = 20.8707 BTC [+]
00:52 ben_vulpes hah microsoft's got a wristband product
00:52 mircea_popescu so this dingy old laptop is converting two movies and playing a third
00:52 mircea_popescu such a little trooper i swear
00:53 ben_vulpes converting?!
00:53 mircea_popescu * asciilifeform looks forward to the possibility of the coprophagiac zoos of western eu waking up to the fact that what turned them into such was - nato. << at least the warsaw pact countries figured it out.
00:53 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes i hate mp4.
00:53 ben_vulpes but vlc handles everything...
00:53 mircea_popescu i still hate mp4.
00:53 ben_vulpes lol can you hear the movie over the things fans?
00:54 mircea_popescu fans are so quiet the street's louder at 1 am.
00:54 ben_vulpes what magic dingy laptop is this
00:56 mircea_popescu ibm thinkpad.
00:58 thestringpuller old as fuck
00:58 thestringpuller didn't ibm sell that to lenovo?
00:58 undata yep
00:58 mircea_popescu yeah this is before that. 10 yo or so.
00:58 mircea_popescu actually i think lenovo was manufacturing them anyway
00:58 mircea_popescu i'd be much suprised if ibm actually MADE anything, even a decade ago.
01:00 undata IBM still does the US "support"
01:00 undata I had to get the screen replaced on this one under warranty
01:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12618 @ 0.00079832 = 10.0732 BTC [+]
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01:27 BingoBoingo undata: I had to get the screen replaced on this one under warranty << My 4 yo Thinkpad will probably be getting its third fan soon.
01:28 undata BingoBoingo: I almost wrecked this one's fan coding in the sand by the columbia
01:29 undata but I was able to clean it
01:29 BingoBoingo I take this one out to the garage to smoke cigarettes
01:33 undata cigs are the natural enemy of computer fans
01:34 undata beer meanwhile, keyboards
01:36 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo you should hear this fan.
01:37 mircea_popescu girl pissing two doors away is louder.
01:37 BingoBoingo Why would I spill the precious? Also not much of a beer person. Prefer my drink closer in composition to what would be used to clean it anyways
01:37 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Damn.
01:37 BingoBoingo It's been a few days since my fan made the angry bees noise.
01:38 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Is that the original fan?
01:39 mircea_popescu far as i know...
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02:01 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: I'm having trouble finding an MPOE-PR post using something Buffet wrote in relation to mining. How capital expenditure is made in textiles etc.
02:15 thestringpuller whatever happened to dr. foreskin
02:17 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/10/carders-cashing-out-into-bitcoincash-via-coinbase-others/
02:17 assbot Carders Cashing Out Into Bitcoin/Cash Via Coinbase & Others | Qntra.net
02:17 cazalla thestringpuller, he got circumcised
02:27 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1RA9G2S.txt )
02:27 thestringpuller !b 4
02:35 thestringpuller ;;calc 21000000 / 30
02:35 gribble 700000
02:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51929 @ 0.0007939 = 41.2264 BTC [-]
02:48 mircea_popescu !up eightyeight
02:48 mircea_popescu thestringpuller so look straight in buffett's letters.
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03:21 ben_vulpes thestringpuller: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=201268.msg2121475#msg2121475
03:21 assbot ASICMINER vs. Cado.AvalonB3
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03:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10532 @ 0.00079743 = 8.3985 BTC [+]
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05:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15297 @ 0.00080241 = 12.2745 BTC [+]
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05:47 bounce so, is there any data anywhere of the efficacy and efficiency of KYC and AML reg implementations?
05:51 undata bounce: seems like a question for a finance industry lawyer
05:51 undata I'm sure they're highly effective at creating a target for identity theft.
05:59 RagnarDanneskjol efficacy and efficiency for whom or what?
06:00 thestringpuller !up w0lf
06:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45300 @ 0.00080311 = 36.3809 BTC [+] {2}
06:01 bounce the stated purpose might be a good start
06:04 bounce then you tally the side effecets and perhaps you can make a nice little table with false and true positives and negatives perhaps
06:05 bounce those civil forfeitures for people "structuring" their deposits so their bank has less paperwork to do is clearly an effect but not, as far as I know anyway, a publicly stated purpose of the reporting rules
06:09 RagnarDanneskjol the 'stated purpose could only be trolling for unauthorized activity. it would be the same as efficiency/efficancy of any other surveillance - its much better than nothing but not as good as they'd like. there would simply be all negatives for one party, all positives for the other
06:21 bounce that sounds like a load of rationalisation bs.
06:25 RagnarDanneskjol hmm, I actually couldn't comprehend how to gauge the proficiency of kyc/aml, so was trying to help you clarify for me
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06:40 bounce then look at what they're supposed to do, like look at the language used to introduce the regs.
06:42 bounce "combat money laundering" -- what is money laundering and (leaving aside for the moment why it would need combating) how exactly do you discern when something is money laundering or not.
06:42 bounce s/\./?/
06:44 bounce if there's no sure-fire way then perhaps the whole idea of combating needs to be scrapped. if that isn't the case, you can look at what effects the regs have and tally incidents they have an influence on, discerning "this was money laundering" and "this wasn't", tally separately
06:45 bounce that at least gives you an idea of its visible effects, which isn't the whole picture but at least is a start
06:53 RagnarDanneskjol the definition for ML is fairly straight forward - like an arrow, it either hits a target or doesnt depending on archer's accuracy. what you're talking about there is the proficiency of individual arbiters weighing decisions to execute warrants.. I'd guess their accuracy varies rather widely
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07:08 bounce warrants? what do you mean, warrants?
07:09 RagnarDanneskjol warrants to get customer data
07:10 bounce that's much too narrow. people getting their accounts shut down because too much bother is also an effect of these same regulations.
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07:29 RagnarDanneskjol essentially unrelated to aml I believe. account closure without legal action is just business discretion/risk mgmt. Of course regs preempt cautionary' corporate policies if thats what you mean. back to the original question, its all positive for regulators/prosecutors, all negative for account holders. virus is possibly a good analogy- its all warm, positive, and welcoming for the vi
07:29 RagnarDanneskjol rus, entirely harmful for the host
07:42 adlai > mark karpeles busy working on new software codenamed 'midas'
07:43 adlai > SEC using new market analysis tool... codenamed 'midas'
07:43 adlai wake up sheeple
07:46 adlai "The system, akin to an X-ray machine for the stock market" Here we see the useless metaphor in its natural habitat, a NYtimes article
07:47 adlai looks like without this, the SEC wasn't taking into account unexecuted offers, which is kinda laughable if they're trying to detect/prevent "manipulation"
07:52 bounce <RagnarDanneskjol> essentially unrelated to aml I believe. << no, it is not. you don't get to exclude actions taken by non-government actors because of the rules because they're not government actors.
07:53 thickasthieves <+asciilifeform> incidentally, not one word of this in u.s. papers. ---- http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/24/putin-accuses-us-undermining-global-stability-by-trying-to-dictate-its-will-to/
07:53 assbot Putin says Washington fails to respect the interests of other countries | Fox News
07:54 * adlai nurses his slumberbrain into wakefulness with http://youtu.be/fCF4B0f1O50 and classical music
07:54 assbot 1000 Quotes in BPY - YouTube
07:55 thickasthieves but yes, the Putin thing is mostly uncovered in us
07:55 thickasthieves not covered, i should say
07:56 thickasthieves <+cazalla> i bet this multisig shit turns into a customer service nightmare for coinbase ---- and they explicitly only do online customer service, no phone
07:57 bounce ie, "help yourselves, dear clients"
07:58 * bounce logged in with $site, nuked cookies somewhere along the way, now can't log in because "csrf token invalid, try again", no matter what trick I throw at it. support is in a forum that requires logging in through the same form of course.
08:01 thickasthieves Tim COok just came out of the closet
08:01 thickasthieves http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-10-30/tim-cook-im-proud-to-be-gay
08:01 assbot Tim Cook: "I'm Proud to be Gay" - Businessweek
08:01 thickasthieves SELL
08:02 thickasthieves stock down .5% in premarket
08:02 bounce down because fear it'll be down
08:02 adlai dtf
08:02 thickasthieves hehe
08:07 adlai thus the modern stock market enables us to calculate the free-market price of a fuck, commonly only approximated through dark pools in back alleys
08:11 thickasthieves So if the SEC is enabling some traders to get early info, will the SEC fine the SEC?
08:14 adlai exchanges are enabling that and the SEC is two decades late to the party
08:23 thickasthieves vid pf the putin speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F9pQcqPdKo
08:23 assbot Putin at Valdai - World Order: New Rules or a Game without Rules (FULL VIDEO) - YouTube
08:25 thickasthieves worst translator ever
08:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.00079979 = 14.9561 BTC [-]
08:26 thickasthieves geez i like Putin
08:27 thickasthieves let's get him in here
08:27 thickasthieves :)
08:28 adlai in soviet russia, wot get inside of YOU!
08:28 adlai / logs read YOU
08:34 nubbins` <undata> beer meanwhile, keyboards <<< my last laptop drank a beer and died. current one drank a coffee and is still kicking
08:35 punkman I've always thought the drainholes under keyboard in Lenovo machines were a great idea, haven't had a chance to test it though
08:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10620 @ 0.00079979 = 8.4938 BTC [-]
08:37 nubbins` speaking of testing, any sign of punkbot 8)
08:38 punkman maybe today, gotta remove the stupid
08:38 punkman but gpg libs are not helping
08:39 nubbins` what's the backend written in
08:39 punkman python
08:42 punkman python-gnupg, I couldn't get recv_keys to work, tried fork of library, I can recv_keys but it burps on some unicode chars returned by keyserver and doesn't confirm key was imported.
08:46 nubbins` oh hey, nanotube contributed to that particular method
08:47 kakobrekla want wot? fix python.
08:47 punkman yeah I'm not even sure what version nanotube is using
08:47 nubbins` paste some code
08:47 nubbins` where you're trying recv_keys
08:48 nubbins` oh and what OS is this running on?
08:48 punkman FreeDOS
08:48 kakobrekla whut?
08:49 punkman :P
08:49 nubbins` ...
08:49 punkman it's debian
08:49 nubbins` heh, ok
08:49 nubbins` yeah, paste yr code, let's take a peek
08:50 nubbins` ;;google release early, release often
08:50 gribble Release early, release often - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Release_early,_release_often>; Release Early, Release Often - Catb.org: <http://www.catb.org/esr/writings/homesteading/cathedral-bazaar/ar01s04.html>; The Hardest Lessons for Startups to Learn - Paul Graham: <http://www.paulgraham.com/startuplessons.html>
08:50 kakobrekla ;;google shut the fuck up
08:50 gribble YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU>; Even Carlo Ancelotti Wishes Sepp Blatter Would Shut The Fuck Up: <http://screamer.deadspin.com/even-carlo-ancelotti-wishes-sepp-blatter-would-shut-the-1652335633/+billyhaisley>; Urban Dictionary: shut the fuck up: <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shut%20the%20fuck%20up>
08:51 punkman http://dpaste.com/00XNZ8B using this https://github.com/isislovecruft/python-gnupg
08:51 assbot dpaste: 00XNZ8B
08:51 assbot isislovecruft/python-gnupg · GitHub
08:51 punkman (pip install gnupg)
08:51 punkman https://github.com/isislovecruft/python-gnupg/issues/49
08:51 assbot UnicodeDecodeError · Issue #49 · isislovecruft/python-gnupg · GitHub
08:54 nubbins` ^ was just gonna paste that :D
08:54 nubbins` https://github.com/isislovecruft/python-gnupg/compare/fix/49-unicode-decode-on-readline
08:54 assbot Comparing master...fix/49-unicode-decode-on-readline · isislovecruft/python-gnupg · GitHub
08:54 nubbins` give that a try
08:55 punkman yeah I love that I'm running "develop" versions for all major pieces (supybot, electrum)
08:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7150 @ 0.00079979 = 5.7185 BTC [-]
08:57 * punkman is gonna need some tobacco, runs out
09:01 jurov punkman, are you aware there are gnupg and python-gnupg as not fully compatible forks of each other?
09:02 jurov i discovered that while doing mepxagent.
09:02 punkman jurov: yeah and there's a dozen other similar libraries too
09:05 punkman so pack of tobacco from corner store, 4-5eur from 17gr, bag of tobacco from guy I know, 20eur for 1kg.
09:05 punkman if only he knew how to cure it properly
09:06 kakobrekla properly curated costs even less than 20eur/kg in bosnia
09:06 kakobrekla maybe 10 eur.
09:06 kakobrekla for the high end.
09:07 punkman kakobrekla: teach them how to bitcoin plz
09:07 kakobrekla heh
09:07 kakobrekla i dont know anyone younger than 40 there
09:07 kakobrekla or well, a kiddo.
09:10 nubbins` i thought about growing tobacco
09:10 nubbins` quit smoking instead
09:10 punkman good idea
09:10 nubbins` it's like having a part-time job where you get paid to not show up
09:12 * bounce doesn't smoke but isn't getting paid for the not-smoking either
09:12 bounce where did I go wrong?!?
09:12 punkman clearly you should start smoking
09:19 nubbins` yeah
09:19 nubbins` then quit
09:19 nubbins` it's like getting paid
09:19 nubbins` do you know how much money i've "earned" since quitting?!?!
09:20 thickasthieves pankkake says hello: "That’s not an “update”, please avoid associating your nonsense with my script. Your “solution” provides no easy maintenance and comes with greater hardware requirements (as with anything pre-0.8), but I suppose you guys are pretty much clueless on this. Also conveniently forgetting that 0.9 introduced the possibility of disabling the wallet functionality
09:20 thickasthieves altogether."
09:20 nubbins` ;;calc (2*365+366+13)*10
09:20 gribble 11090
09:20 nubbins` er sorry
09:20 thickasthieves http://www.contravex.com/2014/10/30/enough-of-what-most-people-think-tell-me-what-you-think-or-stfu/#comment-4222
09:20 assbot Enough of What “Most People Think,” Tell Me What You Think or STFU | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
09:20 nubbins` ;;calc ((2*365+366+13)*10)/[ticker --last]
09:20 gribble 33.224482459
09:20 nubbins` like 33 btc!!!
09:21 punkman well maybe you bought a pack for 10k btc long ago
09:21 jurov <asciilifeform> [20141030 00:13] that thing's running on what, a commodore64? << seeing kako's problems, I put a CDN in outright in front of it
09:21 jurov obv, that means caching delays
09:21 punkman jurov, what are you using
09:21 jurov cloudfront
09:22 nubbins` thickasthieves why so butthurt anyway
09:22 nubbins` !s pankkake
09:22 assbot 17918 results for 'pankkake' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=pankkake
09:23 thickasthieves dunno, he so mad tho
09:23 thickasthieves " Whether one is a US-based exchange or not doesn't decide whether one needs to register. The question is whether a company has clients in the US or not. If so, they are subject to regulations of that jurisdiction."
09:23 thickasthieves hmm interesting concept
09:23 thickasthieves can a US exchange run unregulated by the US if it only serves non-US customers?
09:24 jurov and if it does not register, then what?
09:24 punkman thickasthieves: wasn't kraken doing that for a while?
09:24 jurov iirc it's already established MPEx server everyone, what are they gonna do about it?
09:24 jurov *serves
09:24 RagnarDanneskjol thickasthieves - thats what coinsetter did their first couple of years for that reason
09:25 thickasthieves quite interesting
09:25 kakobrekla coinsetter is idiots.
09:25 thickasthieves i mean, who wants us customers anyway
09:25 kakobrekla not cause of that, just in general.
09:26 nubbins` thickasthieves +1
09:38 nubbins` http://imgur.com/gallery/vwI6Au3
09:38 assbot Cybernetic arm goes crazy on canadian TV show - Imgur
09:38 nubbins` my sides
09:39 thickasthieves "Don't know if 1970's or hipsters" lol
09:40 nubbins` aaaaah my face hurts
09:40 nubbins` can't stop watching
09:40 nubbins` the host!!!
09:40 nubbins` he's all "this is highly irregular"
09:46 ben_vulpes punkman: i've run afoul of the python gnupg wrapper
09:47 ben_vulpes i ultimately went the route of shelling out to gpg directly and writing my own little lib that did exactly what i needed and nothing else
09:49 ben_vulpes thickasthieves: where's that pankkake comment from?
09:49 thickasthieves i linked
09:49 ben_vulpes h foundit
09:50 thickasthieves he still loves us
09:50 thickasthieves i can tell
09:50 TomServo "Russia favors a conservative approach to introducing innovations into the social order, but is not opposed to investigating and discussing such innovations, to see if introducing any of them might be justified." << seems like an odd point to wedge in amongst the rest.
09:51 punkman ben_vulpes: which wrapper were you using?
09:52 thickasthieves http://www.wired.com/2014/10/mit-media-lab-gets-transforming-logo-courtesy-pentagram/
09:52 assbot MIT Media Lab Gets a Transforming Logo, Courtesy of Pentagram | WIRED
09:53 thickasthieves Pentagram is like the identity design elite
09:56 punkman megalol -> http://i.imgur.com/cpTYpu7.png
09:57 thickasthieves ha
09:58 punkman just when I was thinking hey this is pretty good
09:58 punkman then the ad slide pops up
09:59 thickasthieves it's really good imo
09:59 thickasthieves it's nearly impossible to get a client to accept stuff like this thi
09:59 thickasthieves tho
09:59 thickasthieves it's why i always loved the Apple logo designer
09:59 thickasthieves his deal was, i'll make you a logo, and you'll take it as is
10:01 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/sjw-you-mean-sew/ fresh off da presses.
10:01 assbot SJW ? You mean SEW ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:01 mircea_popescu TomServo why so?
10:04 nubbins` thickasthieves this is how pink eye prefers to work for design jobs
10:05 nubbins` it's way, way, way less painful for everyone involved
10:05 TomServo mircea_popescu: It just struck me as not fitting with the rest of the message. What innovations might he be referring to?
10:05 mircea_popescu well the way i read it it's not referring to anything, merely refusing to commit to anything.
10:08 thickasthieves he does almost sound like he's gonna pitch Bitcoin for a minute
10:08 TomServo hehe, that's kind of where I was going
10:09 TomServo The other points seem much more specific, and I would think there is at least something in mind when referring to innovations into the social order.
10:10 thickasthieves it's a well written speech in that its general enough any individual can map it onto his own perspectives
10:10 mircea_popescu http://www.majestic12.co.uk/projects/dsearch/mj12bot.php << incidentally.
10:10 assbot Majestic-12 : DSearch : MJ12bot
10:10 mircea_popescu a distributed replacement for google might be a pretty damned good idea
10:10 mircea_popescu especially if it doesn't end up with a manual "algo"
10:10 ben_vulpes http://www.contravex.com/2014/10/30/enough-of-what-most-people-think-tell-me-what-you-think-or-stfu/#comment-4230 << when it emerges from moderation
10:10 assbot Enough of What “Most People Think,” Tell Me What You Think or STFU | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
10:10 thickasthieves the local rap group in my hometwon was called 12Majestik
10:10 jurov any non-manual algo will get spammed
10:11 mircea_popescu jurov no, make search wot-based.
10:11 punkman sort of distributed google http://yacy.net/
10:11 assbot YaCy - The Peer to Peer Search Engine: Home
10:12 thickasthieves my search idea could combine with a distributed one, have all ranking factors be open and weightable by the user
10:12 thickasthieves provide templates to start from
10:12 jurov mircea_popescu you forgot the wot ratings must be examined manually to be useful?
10:12 thickasthieves and default mode is the average of all users
10:12 ben_vulpes punkman: python-gnupg iirc
10:13 mircea_popescu jurov which is why this is so useful : try and do it for search, high volume and low risk, see if anything useful can be done algorithmically.
10:13 thickasthieves google killer in a nutshell
10:13 jurov punkman: i ended up calling gpg --recv-key directly
10:14 jurov even then, it did some failures like "key rejected by input filter"
10:14 jurov dunno any lib can handle that
10:14 punkman jurov, I think I could publish a pubring that gets updated a couple times a day
10:14 mircea_popescu thickasthieves i suspect this is like the "myspace, music industry killer" idea a decade ago. yeah, it'd work, if people didn't suck. people do suck, and as a result, myspace dies.
10:15 jurov punkman: incl. removals/revocations?
10:15 punkman ideally
10:15 thickasthieves i think "work" definition would change in this case
10:16 thickasthieves from google being the curator, to newsearch being the db with sort
10:16 punkman I am also considering making the bot spit out expiry/revocations in a diff channel
10:16 thickasthieves google can still be google
10:16 mircea_popescu it'd certainly be useful for linux-y types, me and google divorced when it took out the operands.
10:16 thickasthieves and would be smart to move harder in the curation direction in the face of such a service
10:16 thickasthieves they already are tho,
10:16 mircea_popescu and google is the shittiest curator imaginable. people in commie romania thought they had it bad, but this is pointedly worse.
10:16 thickasthieves Google Music, etc
10:17 thickasthieves well thats why you use newsearch and lazy ignorants use goog
10:17 thickasthieves i actually call it Project Search Party
10:17 mircea_popescu "oh, everything is on wikipedia" is not curation. why the fuck would i want google to return a wikipedia result in the first place, what, as if i don't know they probably have a shitty article sort-of talking around topic x ?
10:17 thickasthieves the project i'll never work on but always talk about
10:18 mircea_popescu why aren't you working on it again ?
10:19 thickasthieves how the fuck to make a search engine?
10:19 thickasthieves i dont even mine!
10:19 punkman thickasthieves: write down some ideas
10:20 thickasthieves i think i do have a writeup started somewhere with examples, etc
10:20 thickasthieves but i cant even manage getting someone to recompile altcoind for windows
10:20 thickasthieves soooo
10:20 mircea_popescu thickasthieves the way people do. you write down the task, break it up, write down the parts, break them up, read up on the topics, implement, refine...
10:20 mircea_popescu what have all these other schmucks been doing ever since this chan started ?
10:20 punkman I want to make personal search engine that gets fed with my browsing history, bookmarks, local content (email, logs, etc)
10:21 thickasthieves i also would like (and surely others would to) a cumalitive customizable chart for bitcoin exchanges
10:21 thickasthieves so i can choose which ones to combine into one chart
10:21 jurov punkman KDE tried with akonadi... kinda works after years of prodding
10:21 mircea_popescu such a consummate consumer this guy.
10:22 punkman thickasthieves: I got code that can fetch ticker/trade data from dozens of exchanges
10:22 thickasthieves punkman, this is kinda what cell phone OS are doing
10:22 jurov such overarching systems are usable only for incredibly patient people like me
10:22 punkman been wanting to put it into use
10:22 thickasthieves when you search on android it digs into all kindsa shit
10:23 thickasthieves punkman, are you capable of turning that into something that can output a custom file to feed into Metatrader or such?
10:23 nubbins` ios/spotlight search too
10:23 punkman yes
10:23 thickasthieves and capable of serving such a chart on a website like bitcoinwisdom?
10:24 thickasthieves (not bitcoinwisdom of course)
10:24 punkman that'd take some time, lots of javascripts
10:24 punkman unless I can export from metatrader
10:24 thickasthieves i think traders would gobble it up
10:24 thickasthieves a live aggragate chart with customizable tickboxes for exchanges
10:24 thickasthieves aggregate
10:24 punkman yeah and maybe sockets people can subscribe to
10:25 bounce you built that fetch code?
10:25 thickasthieves this was partly within my ideas for Coinflow, before bitcoin play exchanges all died
10:26 mircea_popescu that's the risk, you put the work in, "traders" love it, then it turns out the "traders" are 500 redditards all sunk to the hilt in bitfinex/bitjam/whatever
10:26 mircea_popescu then you make fiddy bitcents off them and a well.
10:26 thickasthieves if you establish the user base, then you can become the dominant index provider
10:27 thickasthieves Coindesk seems on this path, but theyre bound to fuck it up
10:28 mircea_popescu you won't become the dominant index provider because people who matter don't chart and people who chart don't matter.
10:29 thickasthieves but everyone wants to know the price
10:29 mircea_popescu you will become the reddit index provider, which is not how you feed that market. you don't make goof stuff for the consumers, you make cheap shitty stuff for them
10:29 mircea_popescu then hire people to tell them how it's all okay.
10:29 thickasthieves lol
10:29 mircea_popescu everyone does want to know the price, but a speshal few know you wouldn't know anyway.
10:29 mircea_popescu this being kinda why all the however many exchange feed centralizers went nowhere.
10:29 thickasthieves should there not be someone who is trying hardest to discern the price?
10:30 mircea_popescu putting most work into != trying hardest necessarily. besides, what's this hardest, taking exchange feeds ?
10:31 thickasthieves maybe mapping otc in there, trying to pry info from people like coinbase or bitpay, i dunno
10:31 thickasthieves ur right tho
10:31 thickasthieves other turdtards are already on this
10:31 mircea_popescu not to be a parade pisser, but there's problems lurking.
10:31 thickasthieves Winkdex
10:31 thickasthieves Coindesk, etc
10:31 thickasthieves i got off track anyway
10:31 mircea_popescu generally what everyone thinks is the thing to do is wrong, which is why the "never compete in saturated markets" advice's served me so well over the years.
10:31 thickasthieves the idea was to make the feeds managable
10:32 thickasthieves not to curate
10:32 mircea_popescu maybe my needs are unrepresentative, but i find they're served equally well by any of the older providers. bitcoincharts, bitcoinity, whatevers.
10:32 thickasthieves true, this is more of a trader thing
10:33 thickasthieves stemming from,
10:33 thickasthieves there are big players working across exchanges
10:33 thickasthieves so volume on one is far from representative
10:34 thickasthieves so if you are attempting to chart or even look at trends or volume alone, you relaly need the whole picture
10:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20600 @ 0.0008034 = 16.55 BTC [+]
10:34 thickasthieves i do understand this is still a limited spectrum
10:34 thickasthieves but it's the spectrum in which traders play
10:34 mircea_popescu thickasthieves do you understand that as dubious as charts are generally, which we won't rehash, at least generally there's the atomic market ?
10:34 mircea_popescu whereas for all you know in bitcoin twelve whales get together in a secret chan somehwere and that's how the price moves ?
10:35 thickasthieves sure, i meant this with the spectrum comments
10:35 thickasthieves i'm not commenting on whether its just a shared delusion
10:35 thickasthieves that doesnt matter
10:35 mircea_popescu girls just wanna have fun ?
10:35 thickasthieves cuz, well, everything is
10:35 mircea_popescu mno.
10:36 mircea_popescu not everything is. that's the essential point.
10:36 thickasthieves i'm being hyper abstract
10:36 mircea_popescu lol what's that ?
10:36 thickasthieves well things only matter in a context
10:36 mircea_popescu okay.
10:37 thickasthieves and the more contexts you fractalize, the less they matter to the outside
10:37 thickasthieves with the outer being total meaninglessness
10:37 mircea_popescu what's to fractalize ?
10:37 thickasthieves encapsulate smaller contexts
10:37 thickasthieves paradigms
10:38 thickasthieves in the end we're all just floating muck, without context
10:38 mircea_popescu you gonna get butthurt if i tell you your though process would drastically benefit from more rigor ?
10:39 thickasthieves nope
10:39 mircea_popescu good, cuz it would.
10:39 thickasthieves itd help if i knew what you meant tho
10:40 mircea_popescu somehow i've never noticed it before, but chicks in this country have positively gorgeous hair
10:40 xiando It doesn't matter if you really are 12+ whales on some private IRC channel, you can't just set the price anyway.
10:40 thickasthieves are you just saying, stop spouting bullshit and read more books?
10:41 mircea_popescu xiando o, no ? http://trilema.com/2013/in-which-noobs-learn-lessons-and-pay-for-the-privilege/ ? http://trilema.com/2014/this-is-how-much-i-rule-today/ ?
10:41 assbot In which noobs learn lessons and pay for the privilege pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:41 assbot This is how much I rule (today) pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
10:41 mircea_popescu thickasthieves not at all. i mean something quite specific :
10:41 adlai spouting bullshit is OK, as long as you curate it a bit better than just letting assbot dump it all in a text file
10:42 mircea_popescu you say "hyper abstract". this is like in code, calling function X. compiler (me) goes wait, wut ? so you go "function X () { random banal shit; }"
10:42 mircea_popescu now, it's entirely your privilege, as the human in this relationship, to define function x any way you please
10:42 mircea_popescu but the particular definition you gave indicates to the compiler, were the compiler human, that a) you hadn't considered it before using it and b) as defined prolly doesn't serve you in any sense.
10:43 thickasthieves i gave it such a name for this reason
10:43 mircea_popescu how's that work ?
10:43 thickasthieves as i knew i was about to explain something as i thought it, but i also knew it was a concept in my head from the past but which i have never articulated in words
10:44 bounce something like abstract algebra. do math to numbers only forget about the numbers.
10:44 mircea_popescu thickasthieves obviously i can appreciate thinking is a process, and one has to make sense of one's [intellectual] history, etc.
10:44 thickasthieves in case you havent noticed i like to explore the space in between things, and question the extremes
10:44 mircea_popescu that's not in question.
10:44 mircea_popescu it's a matter of methodology not of scope. the how, not the what.
10:45 thickasthieves this often puts my in either a devils advocate position, or stranded
10:45 adlai "write drunk, edit sober"
10:45 thickasthieves me
10:45 mircea_popescu lol who's that, hemingway ?
10:45 adlai indeed!
10:45 bounce in this case I have no idea what you're on about
10:45 thickasthieves lol
10:45 thickasthieves tldr
10:45 mircea_popescu bounce just a little defensive, because not erryday gets to discuss his headpenis, and in public to boot!
10:45 thickasthieves i was merely saying that this aggregate chart idea was for traders and thats ok
10:46 thickasthieves even if traders are delusional
10:46 thickasthieves they have chosen their paradigm
10:46 bounce eh, maybe.
10:46 adlai why not sell it to the SEC for when they want to regulate bitcoin markets
10:46 mircea_popescu so have camwhores ? what is this.
10:46 * bounce had been playing with the idea of an aggregator. didn't get around to actually do it though.
10:47 bounce it's a good place to sit, business model-wise.
10:47 adlai how exactly?
10:48 thickasthieves what charts do camwhores need?
10:49 adlai camwhores could probably use some quality analytics
10:49 mircea_popescu camwhores are expert anatitics.
10:49 mircea_popescu because i never noticed as many flaws an dproblems in a woman as when sitting with a coupla camhos watching her.
10:49 mircea_popescu half the shit wasn't even there.
10:50 thickasthieves funny story, an ex client, against my advice, moved to a notoriously bad (cheap) web guy,
10:50 thickasthieves yesterday their domain expired and now points to pornhub
10:50 thickasthieves council on Aging
10:50 thickasthieves just launched their capital campaign
10:50 mircea_popescu o.O
10:51 thickasthieves so all these old fogies are watching bj vids now
10:51 mircea_popescu best thing for em.
10:51 thickasthieves probly better than worrying about when Meals on Wheels will be by
10:52 mircea_popescu speaking of which, i have a metal hand press, and a pile of oranges. so im going to make myself some freshly squeezed orange juice and douse it in the local cognac.
10:52 mircea_popescu anyone want anything ?
10:52 ben_vulpes 30 btc and a testing framework for 0.5.3
10:52 adlai screwdriver pls
10:52 bounce you got a teleporter?
10:52 adlai made with cheap potato vodka
10:52 mircea_popescu well no, but there's airplanes where you ppls live neh ?
10:52 bounce if so, sure, why not
10:53 mircea_popescu onus on the customer, that's the mpex way!
10:53 bounce local airport is closed. nice long tarmac strip though, so send over the bitcoin jet.
10:53 thickasthieves when can i have 3d printed jack&coke?
10:54 mircea_popescu that doesn't taste like bottled tarmac ?
10:54 adlai see now that is real fertile territory for innovation
10:55 bounce bottled tarmac?
10:55 adlai analyze jack&coke, engineer enzymes targeting its contents, put them in yeast and feast
10:57 mircea_popescu bounce well 3d printing is mostly toothpaste sculpture, except with plastic.
10:58 mircea_popescu (am i the only one into toothpaste art around the age of 5 or so ?)
10:59 adlai well i did notice at one point that squeezing my asshole while pooping could theoretically sculpt the resulting turd, kinda like a lathe
11:00 adlai then i began drinking coffee and my turds are now denser than depleted uranium
11:01 thickasthieves lol
11:01 mircea_popescu so coffee depletes the uranium in your got ?
11:01 mircea_popescu gut*
11:01 adlai "chemical printing" gets tossed around as the next step in automated manufacturing
11:02 ben_vulpes sounds like your typical semi fab.
11:02 adlai bounce: so you could theoretically "chemically print" the composition of any drink, medicine, poison, drug, explosive, etc
11:02 bounce squirt acid on pcbs with an inkjet and skip the whole masking thing?
11:02 ben_vulpes also, your typical us "food product" fab.
11:02 mircea_popescu adlai and what it means is, "even cheaper furniture and finishings for the us mortgage mouse"
11:02 mircea_popescu nah, it
11:02 adlai well, semi fab is using chemicals to manufacture a physical design
11:02 mircea_popescu 'll just be for cheap toys, nightstand knobs that sorta thing.
11:03 ben_vulpes i really don't see the difference.
11:03 adlai "chemical printing" (which doesn't exist yet, afaik) is about using sufficiently advanced technology to manufacture specific chemicals
11:03 thickasthieves nude self portait figurines, etc
11:03 ben_vulpes vlsi or crappy door handle...
11:03 bounce on-demand printing of otherwise unobtanium and expensivium parts is kinda useful though
11:03 ben_vulpes like dna base pairs in bulk?
11:03 adlai yes
11:03 ben_vulpes p sure that's a thing already.
11:03 adlai well, maybe for DNA base pairs
11:03 ben_vulpes but i been out of the atoms biz for a while now.
11:04 bounce dna printing. grow result in petri dish. cook. serve as dinner.
11:04 ben_vulpes cocaine?
11:04 adlai but not for arbitrary compounds
11:04 ben_vulpes thc?
11:04 mircea_popescu thickasthieves i had a bet with a younger, entrepreneur friend, which went that if automatic "make clone of your own penis" and "test yourself for all diseases" kits appear at the same time, the former'll oversell the latter.
11:04 adlai insulin?
11:04 adlai epinephrine?
11:04 ben_vulpes spider silk componds in goat bladders?
11:04 bounce somehow I think I'll prefer food the old fashioned way
11:04 adlai now we're talking!
11:04 ben_vulpes it's all a matter of demand, the tooling is out there.
11:05 ben_vulpes a fact conveniently overlooked by populist health preachers.
11:05 thickasthieves You can haz TWO penises now!
11:05 bounce lots of tools out there
11:05 mircea_popescu Print-A-Girlfriend OneStopShop & Kinko's.
11:05 thickasthieves you can screw your gf in all holes at once
11:05 thickasthieves it's like youre really there
11:05 mircea_popescu lmao
11:05 adlai well what would you do with the extra cock
11:05 bounce we'd be back with the whole eugenics problem, only with a different face on it
11:06 adlai it needs to get stitched in somewhere
11:06 adlai you can't just print a cock and start waving it around like a dildo
11:06 thickasthieves well you print extra cock with handles of course
11:07 thickasthieves you can have a strap-on of ur own dick to do both holes
11:07 adlai this is more a challenge of neuroscience and plastic surgery
11:07 jurov http://www.boycottlinux.org/ << asciilifeform don't read
11:07 assbot boycott Linux
11:07 jurov he'll be fuming half day from that
11:08 adlai i'm already pissed from the lack of hyperlinked endnotes
11:08 bounce pissed? bit early, no.
11:09 mircea_popescu somewhat related : http://33.media.tumblr.com/31a8b25182400990210c3693b5dad84f/tumblr_n9qte4DDut1sgoh5do2_400.gif << this is exactly civilisation
11:09 mats_cd03 until now, i had never considered DPing a woman with a 3D print of my own dong
11:09 mircea_popescu keep the natural away, use the replica.
11:09 mats_cd03 isnt modern life great?
11:10 mircea_popescu mats_cd03 whatever you do, don't do the bj kiss. it'll ruin "traditional" life for you.
11:10 jurov soon the replicas will be able to transmit feelings
11:10 mats_cd03 i try to discretely offer a glass of water
11:11 mircea_popescu jurov first, diseases.
11:11 mircea_popescu then feelings.
11:11 mats_cd03 not that i don't enjoy the taste of my own dong, just... i don't
11:11 mircea_popescu mats_cd03 no, not that one. the one where you kiss a girl while the other sucks you off.
11:11 jurov lolk
11:11 adlai "Linux's spread... reinvents the flat tire" nice
11:12 mats_cd03 doing two at once seems like a lot of work
11:12 mircea_popescu mats_cd03 only if you think of them.
11:12 mats_cd03 like... do you stop for a snack?
11:12 mats_cd03 i'd be exhausted.
11:12 mircea_popescu i stop for a snack anyway !?
11:16 mircea_popescu bounce: so, is there any data anywhere of the efficacy and efficiency of KYC and AML reg implementations? << nope.
11:16 asciilifeform jurov: herr poettering owns a copy of 'sed' and a small sense of humour - but very little talent, turns out.
11:16 mircea_popescu much like the tsa bs, it's never been reviewed.
11:18 thickasthieves well nothing to review, it's not a service to the people, it's a service to the gov
11:19 thickasthieves the internet makes crime easier, and US just wants to make sure they are the ones having it easy
11:19 mircea_popescu but i like how bounce's legal mind works. seriously, contrary to all the pretense of the entrenched "profession" to the contrary, being a lawyer is EXACTLY being a coder, nothing different at all, let alone substantially different is taught in law school. the ONLY difference is that the hardware is very limited and the api incredibly old and terribly buggy.
11:19 mircea_popescu course "loophole" doesn't have the same sound to it as "bug" does.
11:19 asciilifeform attention turdatronic engineers:
11:19 asciilifeform left turd syncing overnight, at bh ~= 252450, exhausted ram (8g)
11:19 asciilifeform leakatron.
11:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform o yea.
11:20 thickasthieves you remove patches, it leaks
11:20 mircea_popescu lmao
11:20 asciilifeform anyone running 'bare' 0.5.3 ?
11:21 mircea_popescu anyway, anyone willing to work with an incredibly intricately documented ad-hoc algol is more than welcome to be a lawyer. all it takes really.
11:23 mircea_popescu adlai: "The system, akin to an X-ray machine for the stock market" Here we see the useless metaphor in its natural habitat, a NYtimes article << lol, quite. at least salon and the rest of the sew crowd make their metaphores pointedly wrong, rather than useless.
11:24 mircea_popescu "The U.S. and the European Union have imposed several rounds of crippling sanctions against Moscow" << lolmkay.
11:24 asciilifeform didn't point out, crippling - who
11:25 asciilifeform *whom
11:25 mircea_popescu asciilifeform myeah. writing for your audience, worst fucking idea ever.
11:26 mircea_popescu also this is why english is the international language whereas russian is not : english allows two parties to reach a "mutual conclusion" which they can both live with.
11:26 adlai why doesn't russian?
11:27 mircea_popescu russians : "The U.S. and the European Union have imposed several rounds of crippling sanctions against Moscow" ; nato : "The U.S. and the European Union have imposed several rounds of crippling sanctions against Moscow".
11:28 mircea_popescu but in russian : США и Европейский союз ввели несколько раундов санкций против Москвы парализует себя. / США и Европейский союз ввели несколько раундов санкций сокрушительный Москву.
11:29 asciilifeform 'google translate' died for mircea_popescu's sins
11:29 mircea_popescu :D
11:29 adlai "US and European Union have introduced several rounds of sanctions against Moscow paralyze yourself"
11:30 mircea_popescu wait wut ?
11:30 mircea_popescu sebya = yourself now ?!
11:30 adlai google translate of : until /
11:32 adlai best mistranslation I've seen recently was a cop booking a swiss friend for rear-ending another car in massachusets
11:34 adlai swiss guy's license is all in Deutsch, natürlich, so our brilliant state trooper scribbles in huge block letters in the accident report: "DUTCH LICENSE NUMBER 123456"
11:34 mircea_popescu thickasthieves: So if the SEC is enabling some traders to get early info, will the SEC fine the SEC? << funny how that works eh.
11:34 mircea_popescu ;;google hungary is a country turkey
11:34 gribble A blonde and a 3rd grade geography question - Snotr: <http://www.snotr.com/video/675/A_blonde_and_a_3rd_grade_geography_question>; Relations between Turkey and Hungary - Ministry of Foreign Affairs: <http://www.mfa.gov.tr/relations-between-turkey-and-hungary.en.mfa>; Can she be THAT stupid? - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cey35bBWXls>
11:34 mats_cd03 ;;ticker
11:34 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 337.26, Best ask: 338.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.74000, Last trade: 338.0, 24 hour volume: 10893.91462845, 24 hour low: 332.99, 24 hour high: 344.22, 24 hour vwap: 338.382085275
11:35 mircea_popescu http://www.people.com/people/kellie_pickler/ << related.
11:35 assbot Kellie Pickler : People.com
11:36 asciilifeform so, no one ever put the cursed thing through 'valgrind' or the like?
11:36 asciilifeform i'm supposed to believe this?
11:36 adlai satoshi was a visionary artist, not an engineer
11:36 asciilifeform satoshackson pollack
11:37 adlai looking over his original code... i'm almost surprised he didn't write in pascal
11:37 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-10-2014#893892
11:37 assbot Logged on 24-10-2014 20:23:36; mircea_popescu: nobody that knows how to use valgrind.
11:38 adlai well odin probably does, and a handful of grunts handling the sweaty work
11:38 asciilifeform there is also the possibility that this shit is too much like work, and that is the explanation.
11:38 mircea_popescu punkman: I've always thought the drainholes under keyboard in Lenovo machines were a great idea, haven't had a chance to test it though <<< this is the train of thought that ends up with keyboard rats.
11:39 * asciilifeform was recently issued just such a machine by the fellow he works for. had an interesting 'face' when saw the holes.
11:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform anyway, as you well know, easy to make small holes while writing c++. in fact, the best use of c++ might be irrigation systesm.
11:40 mircea_popescu "our holes never plug!"
11:40 kakobrekla calm down, not all holes are made for fucking.
11:41 adlai this is not the attitude that put a robot on mars
11:41 asciilifeform now it's fucking around aimlessly while trying to pull blocks
11:41 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: want wot? fix python. << want food ? invent deer!
11:41 adlai import deer
11:42 mircea_popescu dub weiser ?
11:42 gernika Is there a seminal discussion on deeds/deedbot I can read up on?
11:42 * adlai tried making a python joke
11:42 kakobrekla adlai not compatible python 3
11:43 xiando only 170 btc from 20k short at BFX \o/
11:43 adlai they broke import!?
11:44 adlai xiando: is anybody correlating swap market moves with market sells?
11:44 thickasthieves "Her charming babe-in-the-woods persona also contributed to her post-Idol success" lol
11:44 mircea_popescu gernika it's in the logs, yeah.
11:45 xiando adlai: You see it clearly on bfxdata, like 2 hours ago there was a 1600 BTC trade where you clearly see both USD and BTC margin take spikes
11:45 asciilifeform does phoundation's latest turd leak?
11:45 xiando most swap taken is either used directly or within hours
11:45 thickasthieves pankkake says .9 is where it's at
11:48 adlai xiando: eyeballing correlations is nice, but it's just eyeballing... then again, this is just my kneejerk distrust of eyeballs rather than any concrete reason to suspect there's a problem with this approach
11:49 mircea_popescu gernika http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=14-06-2014#718931 starts there.
11:49 assbot Logged on 14-06-2014 11:59:24; mircea_popescu: so based on mike_c's discussion last night, i think i have a very good addition to b-a kako. it'd go like this :
11:50 gernika mircea_popescu great thanks
11:50 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-08-2014#789340 latter reprise. and there's a pastebin with the actual spec too.
11:50 assbot Logged on 11-08-2014 00:24:04; mircea_popescu: Jason the idea is to expand current bitcoin-assets functionality with a register of deeds.
11:50 punkman gernika, this should explain a lot http://dpaste.com/05YF5VH
11:50 assbot dpaste: 05YF5VH
11:50 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: ever plugged the leak in your secret magic turd?
11:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform mine doesn't leak, no.
11:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: care to share even this patch?
11:51 mircea_popescu but my dear man, it isn't A patch.
11:52 xiando adlai: I actually do not get what you mean or why you are wondering if there is a colleration, if you short sell 1000 BTC then you borrow 1000 BTC so obviously swaps increase when the sell happens.
11:52 * asciilifeform knew it, mircea_popescu is running own gadget.
11:52 asciilifeform why are we polishing turd again...?
11:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform there's at least two holes still extant to this day, i thought i said at some point
11:53 thickasthieves why does this whole deeds, b-a form, sending 1btc to urself, hash, thing make me think about colored coins?
11:53 mircea_popescu no idea ?
11:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10150 @ 0.0008034 = 8.1545 BTC [+]
11:56 thickasthieves does it already serve the purpose?
11:57 thickasthieves it essentially lets you attach a "hash" to a token and tx, which is just a hyperlink to stored data elsewhere i think
11:58 * asciilifeform wondering if pankkake starved
11:58 asciilifeform see also http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3217750625724755@naggum.net.html
11:58 assbot Re: realistic but short and simple LISP examples? - Naggum cll archive
11:59 thickasthieves http://blog.coinprism.com/2014/09/04/colorcore-open-source-wallet-for-open-assets/
11:59 assbot Announcing Colorcore: an open source wallet for Open Assets - Coinprism Blog
12:00 thickasthieves yay! http://www.coindesk.com/jon-matonis-resigns-bitcoin-foundation-executive-director/
12:00 assbot Jon Matonis Resigns As Bitcoin Foundation Executive Director
12:00 mircea_popescu in the sense that braindamaged implementations of nothing in particular are similar to actually useful implementations on the same basis, then yes, all c code reminds one of all c code and deeds of colored coins
12:01 thickasthieves was onlybringing it up in case their stuff can be repurposed to save time
12:01 thickasthieves a bit lately probly anywya
12:01 mircea_popescu punkman: yeah I love that I'm running "develop" versions for all major pieces (supybot, electrum) <<< real manhood.
12:01 mircea_popescu thickasthieves i wouldn't touch it anyway.
12:01 thickasthieves "Matonis has served as the head of the bitcoin industry's oldest trade organisation since July 2013"
12:02 thickasthieves oldest trade org
12:02 thickasthieves lol
12:02 mircea_popescu we're here in the process of reimplementing the world because we don't trust one set of turdmeisters, you expect code will be reused from an even derpier set ?
12:03 mircea_popescu <thickasthieves> oldest trade org <<< check it out, they're aware bitcoin foundation is going to destroy bitcoin scamfoundation.
12:03 mircea_popescu punkman: so pack of tobacco from corner store, 4-5eur from 17gr, bag of tobacco from guy I know, 20eur for 1kg. << srsly, you're too useful to be smoking by the kg.
12:03 thickasthieves lol ur like the annoying kid that always wins
12:04 thickasthieves stahp!
12:04 adlai xiando: btc swaps go into short selling btcusd, but also margin longing ltcbtc, th1btc. some also get reserved and not used immediately
12:04 mircea_popescu thickasthieves lol but i have 30+ year's experience at it!
12:04 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> why are we polishing turd again...? << only way there is.
12:05 adlai xanthyos: another scenario: i place a margin bid. you market sell. usd swaps go up, but the market has dropped. does this show up in an eyeballing of the charts?
12:05 thickasthieves adlai, most of the swaps are taken up by swap dealers, and more likely, bfx itself
12:05 xanthyos ?
12:05 mircea_popescu !up buytoshi
12:05 adlai sorry, both messages were for xiando
12:05 xanthyos ok
12:06 thickasthieves only one x name per room, wtf
12:06 adlai eyeballing is probably effective for reasonably accurate big picture view, especially in a situation like bfx, where most volume is in a single market
12:06 mircea_popescu nubbins`: it's like having a part-time job where you get paid to not show up <<< you're like one step away from being a mobster don. which is what that job is.
12:07 adlai but at some point i'd like to algorithmically snarf this data, and i wonder occasionally how exactly to correlate between all these feeds
12:08 mircea_popescu http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2014#903160 << what script is this about ?
12:08 assbot Logged on 30-10-2014 13:20:00; thickasthieves: pankkake says hello: "That’s not an “update”, please avoid associating your nonsense with my script. Your “solution” provides no easy maintenance and comes with greater hardware requirements (as with anything pre-0.8), but I suppose you guys are pretty much clueless on this. Also conveniently forgetting that 0.9 introduced the possibility of disabling the wallet functionality
12:09 thickasthieves mp, next is link
12:10 mircea_popescu "It’s like talking to a wall. There’s no use arguing with a cult."
12:10 mircea_popescu o.O
12:10 thickasthieves thats why he does it?
12:10 mircea_popescu "i can't convince you people that 3 = 4 it's like talking to a wall you're a cult wah wah"
12:10 mircea_popescu what the shit even.
12:10 thickasthieves mad at the world
12:10 thickasthieves “The scenario of deflation is not there, because indeed we don’t consider that deflation is going to happen,” said the ECB’s vice-president, Vitor Constancio, ECB
12:10 mircea_popescu but anyway, i still duno wtf script. what script ?
12:11 thickasthieves pete mentions it, sec
12:11 thickasthieves ah
12:11 thickasthieves it's the script pankkake made to run a node
12:11 thickasthieves pete modified it
12:11 thickasthieves and pankkake says he dumb
12:11 thickasthieves http://www.contravex.com/2014/10/10/guide-to-setting-up-a-remote-bitcoin-node-for-20-per-year/
12:11 assbot Guide To Setting Up A Remote Bitcoin Node For $20 Per Year | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski
12:12 thickasthieves http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-10-2014#867680
12:12 assbot Logged on 10-10-2014 16:49:26; pete_dushenski: 0.9.3 is obviously dirt but how would one go about installing 0.6.x on a vps?
12:13 undata what openssl version is the 0.5.3 fork being built against?
12:15 mircea_popescu well, left a comment, doesn't show.
12:17 mircea_popescu http://pastebin.com/LLMWKukj in case pete actually loses it.
12:17 assbot Neither arguing something stupidly nor arguing for something stupid gives one li - Pastebin.com
12:18 mircea_popescu thickasthieves: " Whether one is a US-based exchange or not doesn't decide whether one needs to register. The question is whether a company has clients in the US or not. If so, they are subject to regulations of that jurisdiction." << utter bullshit.
12:18 mircea_popescu i will NOT register with anyone ever on the guise that they can't keep their cattle in line.
12:19 mircea_popescu this is like pretending that ranchers must register with one another because the cattle strays on their land and eats their grass.
12:19 mircea_popescu gtfo before i start shooting.
12:20 thickasthieves granted, though i realize now the quote is missing a bit of context, I think he was more pointing out that you could operate in the US, outwardly
12:20 mircea_popescu you don't likle us citizens betting on bitbet, put fucking dildos in their chairs.
12:20 mircea_popescu thickasthieves no such thing.
12:20 mircea_popescu they don't like it, close the borders.
12:20 thickasthieves thats why i found it interesting
12:20 mircea_popescu they want the border open ? lube up and moan with the music.
12:21 mircea_popescu the world is not a us subject. the us is a subject in this relationship. an incredibly cheeky one, to boot.
12:21 thickasthieves would they let me run SR from here if i only sold to Russians?
12:21 mircea_popescu such broken.
12:23 mircea_popescu ahh logs done.
12:23 mircea_popescu this is so easier when y'all don't go fucking crazy with the keyboards!
12:23 thickasthieves what happens if you apply this thought to S.nsa, it's safe only to sell encryption devices for btc from US, not to? nope...
12:23 thickasthieves it's all so fukn retarded
12:25 thickasthieves random thought, reading qntra this morning, i pictured 5 years in the future, where it was the craigslist of localized anarchonews
12:25 thickasthieves california.qntra.net, etc
12:25 thickasthieves just a thought...
12:27 bounce florida.qntra.net, where everything happens
12:32 xiando mircea_popescu, if US laws apply in practice if you serve US citizens or not is basically a question of where you are, really. If you are in this country and the US tells the regime they want you then you're just picked up and put on a plane and maby, if you are very lucky, someone in the regime will bother to ask why they want you
12:33 xiando It is like property rights locally, you are supposed to have them but you don't anymore
12:35 asciilifeform thickasthieves: for btc from US << i expect to be gassed at some point (or to escape, but that's a pipe dream currently.)
12:36 thickasthieves underground railroad your way to me, i have an empty house atm ;)
12:36 asciilifeform thickasthieves: why would slave take the railroad to a slave territory?
12:36 thickasthieves well you can train wherever you want, but you gotta make stops
12:37 asciilifeform thickasthieves: i think i explained on, possibly 10+ occasions, the hard part is not the airplane (i even bought one of those arse-search passes we spoke of.)
12:38 asciilifeform any idiot can scrape together a few pennies and get on an airplane.
12:39 mircea_popescu xiando not really that simple, but anyway.
12:39 mircea_popescu ever saw this one http://libertymaven.com/wp-content/uploads/bird_swallowing_choking_frog.png ?
12:40 asciilifeform i think i posted that here at one point.
12:40 mircea_popescu <bounce> florida.qntra.net, where everything happens moar like, orangecounty.florida.qntra.net ?
12:44 mircea_popescu http://the-legion-of-decency.blogspot.com.ar/2010/05/sometimes-dragon-wins.html
12:44 assbot The Legion of Decency: Sometimes The Dragon Wins
12:44 mircea_popescu fucking execution squad for bikers, i tell you that right off.
12:45 thickasthieves if you forget the email addy for an admin in Wordpress, how to password reset?
12:47 mircea_popescu should be a little link on the page.
12:47 thickasthieves ah shit, it's an email box that doesnt ecist
12:47 mircea_popescu so change it in the mysql.
12:47 thickasthieves i figured out the email, it's a dead one :/
12:47 xiando change it in the db if you have access to it
12:47 thickasthieves i do, though only a lil experience
12:47 bounce no execution squads for road users, thanks.
12:47 thickasthieves do you know what records i'm diggin for?
12:48 * bounce doesn't really understand the animosity between bikes and cars, though. seems to be a north american thing.
12:48 asciilifeform ;;google gold plated car
12:48 gribble This Gold-Plated Lamborghini Model Car Will Set You Back $7.5 ...: <http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/gold-plated-lamborghini_n_3942473.html>; Gold Touch Inc mobile gold plating: <http://goldtouchinc.com/mobile-24k-plating/>; World's most expensive car? £4million gold Lamborghini ... - Daily Mail: <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768199/Is-world-s-expensive- (1 more message)
12:48 thickasthieves no one likes bicycles except cyclists
12:48 asciilifeform fail
12:48 gernika thx punkman
12:49 asciilifeform (ancient essay on 'gold-plated cars', aka motorcycles, as moral hazard re: insurance)
12:49 mircea_popescu bounce easy to explain : all preditors have an innate hatred of fast moving, light items ; preditors are better suited than rumminants for life on earth. as a result, people on bikes are in a position ot annyo people in cars, and people in cars are in a position to give them what for.
12:49 mircea_popescu but the ruminants are really good at bleeting, and in the us currently that temporarily means something.,
12:49 mircea_popescu so there you go. otherwise, the "animosity" is properly resolved with bikers paying the fuck attention and being humble and apologetic all the time to everyone.
12:50 xiando thickasthieves: wp_users table ID 1
12:50 asciilifeform elementary missing piece here - in many places in usa, a bicyclist is permitted to occupy a full lane. this slows traffic in the entire road to a crawl, very often, because now everyone is stuck in first gear.
12:50 mircea_popescu asciilifeform seems a detail.
12:51 asciilifeform important detail when you're in this type of 'funeral parade' every other day.
12:51 mircea_popescu for sure.
12:51 mircea_popescu just run them over.
12:51 mircea_popescu it's what i tell my drivers, anyway.
12:51 gernika I once ran over a bicyclist. She then got a ticket.
12:51 mircea_popescu if it was anyone important, he'd be in a car.
12:51 asciilifeform drivers also struggle to escape from the 'funeral' lane, hastily swap lanes to the left, and often collide
12:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42727 @ 0.00080284 = 34.3029 BTC [-] {2}
12:52 asciilifeform except in usa, just about everyone is in a car, king and slave
12:53 mircea_popescu anyway, bikers in romania pissed me the fuck off. bikers here are actually pleasant,
12:53 mircea_popescu except one time i nearly clobbered this purely retarded, english speaking middle aged woman.
12:53 mircea_popescu so it's definitely education.
12:55 mircea_popescu "According to the forensic report, the vehicle never exceeded an AVERAGE speed of 34 Kph." << gotta love these forensic reports. the never exceeded average ? lol
12:55 asciilifeform other thing to remember is that sidewalks are not standard in usa.
12:55 asciilifeform (no idea about ca)
12:56 mircea_popescu scandalous, this. but they are standard in new england
12:56 mircea_popescu they're just not standard in shitholes.
12:56 asciilifeform 'anyone important is always in a car' (tm) - remember
12:57 asciilifeform or, so it was when these roads were built.
12:57 asciilifeform hence - no sidewalk.
12:57 mircea_popescu asciilifeform important. the notion that all the lemmings drive... meh. not really so great.
12:57 asciilifeform direct interplay with housing bezzle
12:57 asciilifeform the general magic number '1 hour commute' defines where usaschwitz inmate can work
12:58 mircea_popescu and yet argentina has the world's widest street.
12:58 xiando could actually be true if the vehicle had a constant speed of 34 Kph (such likely)
12:59 asciilifeform those who are willing to pay the 'auto tax' into housing bezzle and get a 2-3x costlier flat, can live in special reservations where driving is optional.
13:05 bounce that thing stinks quite a bit.
13:06 asciilifeform as orlov pointed out, the u.s. bezzle consists of an iron 'car, house, job' triangle.
13:09 asciilifeform in other news, turd firmly wedged at block height 252450.
13:20 thickasthieves looks like craigslist already does this kinda http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/rnr/4723589172.html
13:20 assbot Death Row Inmate Asks For A Child As His Last Meal, Texas DOC Plan To
13:20 thickasthieves hehe
13:23 asciilifeform if only.
13:24 asciilifeform (texas abolished the tradition of last meal in 2011)
~ 15 minutes ~
13:39 thickasthieves adlai you watching this bfx action?
13:40 thickasthieves !up adlai
13:40 adlai oh thanks
13:41 * adlai tries not to watch the markets when he's not actively tinkering with scalpl
13:41 thickasthieves unusual stuff
13:41 adlai these are some nice dumps though
13:41 thickasthieves washing?
13:42 adlai washing?
13:42 thickasthieves selftrading
13:42 kakobrekla what is this bfx action
13:43 thickasthieves someone posting 1000btc bids, someone filling them all at once
13:43 thickasthieves 4 times now
13:43 adlai anything is possible when you have such a wild west of unregulation
13:44 thickasthieves http://bfxdata.com/sentiment/longshort.php
13:44 assbot Bitfinex Short vs Long Swaps
13:44 adlai well, if you're waiting around to sell a slippy amount, and liquidity appears, you'll take that opportunity
13:48 kakobrekla there is even less (leveraged?) bids on bfx than on stamp
13:50 kakobrekla <adlai> anything is possible when you have such a wild west of unregulation < noone can claim to be bitcoin 'insider' . that doesnt hold true for regualted markets.
13:51 asciilifeform attention turdmasters: http://pastebin.com/ZeZGyAty
13:51 assbot bitcoind retardation - Pastebin.com
13:53 adlai dunno, maybe if we regulated bitcoin a little better, then we'd have proper insiders n stuff
13:53 * xiando watches bfx
13:54 ben_vulpes forgive my valgrind/c naivte, but i'm assuming that indirectly lost refers to memory that cannot be freed?
13:54 asciilifeform the other thing is, i'm fairly certain this is not the end of the story:
13:54 asciilifeform the idiot db 'caching' also pisses away ram
13:55 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: '"Indirectly lost". This covers cases 4 and 9 (for the BBB blocks) above. This means that the block is lost, not because there are no pointers to it, but rather because all the blocks that point to it are themselves lost. For example, if you have a binary tree and the root node is lost, all its children nodes will be indirectly lost. Because the problem will disappear if the definitely lost block tha
13:55 asciilifeform t caused the indirect leak is fixed, Memcheck won't report such blocks individually by default.' << from manual
13:55 asciilifeform http://valgrind.org/docs/manual/mc-manual.html
13:55 assbot Valgrind
13:55 asciilifeform ^ for n00bz
13:57 asciilifeform does anyone know the cause of permanent blockchain wedging in 0.5.3 ?
13:57 asciilifeform coughs up 'maptransactions prev not found' in log
13:57 los_pantalones 11k on the bid @ bfx now
13:57 asciilifeform copiously
13:57 los_pantalones wonder if this is the short swap closing
13:57 xiando This DrewB closing?
13:58 xiando (guy who bragged about having a 8k short position at BFX)
14:00 nubbins` http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-dev/logs/2012/02/14#l1329182475
14:00 assbot BitcoinStats
14:00 nubbins` asciilifeform ^
14:00 asciilifeform saw this.
14:00 asciilifeform did not see anything useful
14:00 ben_vulpes gratzi asciilifeform
14:02 nubbins` nope
14:02 nubbins` couple lonely forum posts
14:03 nubbins` one guy says it started happening when he reverted from 0.6rc1 to 0.5.2
14:08 asciilifeform attn turdmasters:
14:09 asciilifeform presently i'm not getting the impression that anyone actually gives a sufficient fuck about this undertaking.
14:10 mod6 why?
14:11 asciilifeform imho, the only way this will 'go anywhere' is either 1) mircea_popescu releases some 'declassified' portion of his in-house gadget, or 2) a free man takes up the torch of the turdlathe
14:11 asciilifeform ultimately this is one of those things someone who gives enough of a damn - will have to pay for.
14:11 ben_vulpes what?
14:12 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: you're moving at a pretty high velocity.
14:12 asciilifeform !s asciilifeform day job
14:12 assbot 17 results for 'asciilifeform day job' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=asciilifeform+day+job
14:12 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: i've taken it far enough to demonstrate that a usable gadget will require actual work.
14:13 ben_vulpes sure.
14:13 asciilifeform and provided basic impetus for anyone who wishes, to take up the work
14:13 asciilifeform who wishes, knows how, and has time...
14:14 asciilifeform i can satisfy criterion 1 and 2.
14:14 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, as i gather, 1 and 3; mircea_popescu - 2 and 3.
14:14 asciilifeform this thing needs 1+2+3.
14:15 asciilifeform let the hero step up.
14:15 * asciilifeform drives sword into stone.
14:15 nubbins` LET THE HERO STEP UP
14:15 * nubbins` cheers
14:15 ben_vulpes that story had a what - century long incubation period?
14:16 asciilifeform nubbins`: cheer with coin.
14:16 * nubbins` paws blindly for a donation address
14:16 asciilifeform jurov ^
14:17 nubbins` 1blablablalblbalbalba doesnt pass checksum
14:18 asciilifeform i will provide a few tips to hero, gratis:
14:18 asciilifeform 1) bdb and openssl deps have to die.
14:18 asciilifeform 2) boost must also die, but this will require rewrite in totality
14:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28250 @ 0.00079937 = 22.5822 BTC [-] {2}
14:19 thickasthieves xiando, yes it is DrewR, but it's more like 15k+ coins, and he took the walls down
14:19 asciilifeform 3) gavin & the phoundation gang boobytrapped the blockchain in a number of ways that appear to interfere with reliable operation of classical nodes, these will have to be ferreted out
14:20 thickasthieves he could just as easily post the walls as Asks too, using margin
14:20 asciilifeform 4) everyone remember the thread where mircea_popescu explained why none of the people who, through necessity, arrived at a functional bitcoind workalike, have shared it.
14:21 asciilifeform (functional in our sense, not merely in the technical sense of 'appearing to work')
14:21 xiando thickasthieves: thing is, I don't believe him for a second http://awesomescreenshot.com/0253rbni51
14:21 assbot TradingView: Free Stock Charts and Forex Charts Online. | Awesome Screenshot
14:21 xiando thickasthieves: total of 18k short and we are to believe 16k is his, eh?
14:22 xiando while total net shorts were reduced 2k during those 1k trades?
14:23 asciilifeform 5) if you think you have 'bitcoin career' or whateverthefuck, derping around with financitrons of whatever variety, and at the same time you're at the mercy of phoundation's turds and whatever direction they'll take them in, you're the goose waiting for christmas dinner.
14:23 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: the argument "no benefit, some risk"?
14:23 nubbins` !s 2ef25247
14:23 assbot 0 results for '2ef25247' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=2ef25247
14:23 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: not enough to be willing to go on the expedition. also need pitons, tents, dogs, pemmican.
14:23 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/10/matonis-to-resign-from-vessenes-bitcoin-foundation/ << Fuck me, of course CoinDesk gets the exclusive and the foundation blog has nothing.
14:23 assbot Matonis to Resign from Vessenes Bitcoin Foundation | Qntra.net
14:24 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: or, in this case, 1+2+3.
14:24 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: i'm referring to mp's reasoning as to why functional turdatrons are not published
14:24 thickasthieves xiando his 16k were bids, and he mentioned he ha slike 6k in shorts, of course we've no reason to believe him
14:24 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: they aren't published for the mundane reason of 'i paid $maxint for skyscraper, why should others live in it for nothing'
14:24 asciilifeform as well as comsec considerations.
14:25 asciilifeform if proposed 'benefit' is contributions of 'fixes' from strangers, that's a joke right off the bat
14:25 xiando oh sorry and thanks thickasthieves I only got that screenshot from some & not context
14:29 thickasthieves someone needs to eat his lunch, i dont have that kinda swing though
14:31 asciilifeform ben_vulpes, mod6, mircea_popescu, others: http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3217750625724755@naggum.net.html << basic intro to 'open source doesn't work.' --- 'we' have steaming heaps of shit instead of software because that's what 'we're' willing to pay for.
14:31 assbot Re: realistic but short and simple LISP examples? - Naggum cll archive
14:31 ben_vulpes i can pay only in time.
14:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i confess i'm one of the sinful looking for a golden middle way
14:32 asciilifeform don't get me wrong, if there liveth among us a hero who can piss out the required diamonds in his spare time, let him pull the sword out of the stone.
14:32 asciilifeform but if it turns out that i am the only one here who even knows how to operate 'valgrind', 'gdb', etc. - you're SOL, fellas.
14:32 mircea_popescu not what i mean tho. incidentally : that's rms gnu. he lies when he says that's foss. it's not. it's a particular attempt at a middle way, with him as the "modest" hero.
14:33 thickasthieves asciilifeform, i heard TBF is looking for a new gavin
14:33 asciilifeform thickasthieves: go sign up
14:33 thickasthieves i'd probly do a better job
14:33 thickasthieves and i dont even code
14:33 mircea_popescu thickasthieves not under pressure.
14:33 asciilifeform whatchawaitingfor then.
14:34 mircea_popescu you're in the position of the wooden plank that's straighter than a bridge crossbeam. yes, now.
14:34 mircea_popescu gavin did a pretty ok job in 2012, too.
14:34 thickasthieves well i do have pm experience, itd be my only tool to tackle the job
14:34 mircea_popescu then gunk starts piling up, and before you know it... you're praying nobody notioces.
14:34 thickasthieves but i'm not interested anyway
14:34 mats_cd03 is there a linter for iptables?
14:35 los_pantalones the short is payin up right now
14:35 los_pantalones 335-340 trades couple thousand
14:35 mircea_popescu mats_cd03 wut is that ? you mean like lint for iptables ?!
14:36 mats_cd03 i can't tell if we're on the same page. but yes.
14:36 mircea_popescu as in "sanity check" ?
14:36 asciilifeform to finish off my 'sword into the stone' speech - yes, i can do this. (turd lathe.) but - if i were to put in the time required, the hour would soon come that i could not pay electric bill. and then s.nsa, and turdatron, will have to summon the gnome rumplestilskin to work in my stead. while i boil in whatever pot in hell moiety and pankkake are cooking in.
14:36 mircea_popescu csf has something iirc.
14:36 mircea_popescu poor moiety ;/
14:36 thickasthieves drewr is market buying now
14:37 thickasthieves this dude is askin for it
14:37 mats_cd03 ;;ticker
14:37 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 339.85, Best ask: 340.88, Bid-ask spread: 1.03000, Last trade: 340.88, 24 hour volume: 10786.32003782, 24 hour low: 332.99, 24 hour high: 343.45, 24 hour vwap: 337.615467196
14:37 thickasthieves this is the tview chat btw https://www.tradingview.com/chat/#bitcoin
14:37 assbot Chat - TradingView
14:39 thickasthieves mp sometimes i wish you used your coins for evil
14:39 thickasthieves like gobbling up whales
14:39 mircea_popescu http://pastebin.com/ZeZGyAty << something tells me that's just the beginning
14:39 assbot bitcoind retardation - Pastebin.com
14:39 mircea_popescu thickasthieves evil is a concept ulterior to mp and whales.
14:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that something being me, further down in log?
14:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform ahaha word.
14:40 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2014#903759
14:40 assbot Logged on 30-10-2014 17:54:25; asciilifeform: the other thing is, i'm fairly certain this is not the end of the story:
14:40 thickasthieves well subsititute evil for which ever word permits said action
14:40 mircea_popescu 64,000 (112 direct, 63,888 indirect) bytes in 1 blocks are definitely lost in loss record 62 of 77 << this tho
14:40 mircea_popescu how do you lose 64000 exactly ?
14:40 mircea_popescu why, by having an idiotic allocation policy.
14:41 mircea_popescu how much of a buggy half implementation of a garbage collector is there in bitcoind ?
14:42 mircea_popescu anyway, those 12 errors look like 6-10 different holes.
14:42 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it's a cpp turd that also depends on similarly buggy cpp turds
14:42 asciilifeform e.g. bdb
14:42 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: may as well ask that i build a new sarcophagus for chernoble in my amazing! copious! free time.
14:42 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
14:42 mircea_popescu and make it snappy.
14:43 mircea_popescu also, you can only use chocolate, provided it's ecologically sourced!
14:43 asciilifeform fine soviet chocolate.
14:44 asciilifeform (for n00bs to the subject, ussr never invented erzats chocolate, except towards the very end)
14:44 mircea_popescu "that every man carries an endless, self-replenishing, delicious chocolate factory is simply a matter of perspective" ~ lenin.
14:44 asciilifeform ahaha.
14:44 joecool i figure i'll ask, any of you guys ever built gnupg2 into an initramfs? attempting to use a smartcard for luks
14:44 * asciilifeform is not thrilled with the fact that poroshenko owns most of the remaining supply chain for proper 'soviet' chocolate, and the latter may soon be in short supply
14:45 joecool hitting a wall with pinentry not drawing a pin dialog (using the curses form)... just bails out
14:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: does anyone know the cause of permanent blockchain wedging in 0.5.3 ? << i am pretty certain it's the bdb locks initialisation issue.
14:45 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: those 12 errors look like 6-10 different holes << also please remember that there is no deterministic full-walk test for this turd orchestra.
14:45 bounce what's special about soviet chocolate?
14:45 asciilifeform bounce: everything.
14:46 mircea_popescu bounce he's just in love with one version of "no artificial hydrogenated vegetable fat, not oversugared" chocolate, because grew up on it.
14:46 mircea_popescu cuban chocolate is no different.
14:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: bdb locks initialisation issue << my current study suggests malformed txes in the mempool also.
14:47 asciilifeform cuban << by aging soviet-trained confectioners, aha
14:47 bounce so... what is in there? cocoa powder, cocoa butter, some sugar?
14:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform bdb needs a set_lk_max_locks directive to function properly with larger blocks.
14:47 mircea_popescu by default a DB_CONFIG file in bitcoin root fixes the problem.
14:48 mircea_popescu bounce temperature treated, yes. like saying "iron, some carbon, some molybdenum" = sword.
14:48 asciilifeform db.cpp: dbenv.set_lk_max_locks(10000);
14:48 mircea_popescu !up indiancandy1
14:48 indiancandy1 HI babies
14:48 mircea_popescu hey there desi.
14:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform moar like 500k.
14:49 indiancandy1 how is every1
14:49 mircea_popescu i *think* the maximal lock count a block may possibly need is somewhere just south of 600k, but i don't have the shithandy.
14:50 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 lovely! how's your film ?
14:51 * asciilifeform rebuilt, grinding
14:51 indiancandy1 all is well darling
14:51 indiancandy1 im home
14:51 indiancandy1 chilling
14:51 indiancandy1 on bed]
14:52 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 how do you call an indian in indian btw ?
14:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: rebuilt with 500,000, same shit.
14:53 mircea_popescu hum.
14:53 mircea_popescu which block is this ?
14:53 indiancandy1 what is a indian in indian
14:53 indiancandy1 dont make sense
14:53 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2014#903730
14:53 assbot Logged on 30-10-2014 17:09:54; asciilifeform: in other news, turd firmly wedged at block height 252450.
14:53 indiancandy1 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
14:53 indiancandy1 i gotchu
14:53 indiancandy1 well
14:53 indiancandy1 depends right
14:53 mircea_popescu yeah
14:53 indiancandy1 generally
14:53 indiancandy1 like punjabi is desi
14:54 indiancandy1 you can say apne
14:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yeah this is prior to that issue. hm.
14:54 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 what's "apne", breathless ?
14:54 asciilifeform lol!
14:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform don't laugh, greeks conquered them too :D
14:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: if you want polished turd, buy a girl who knows cpp, 'valgrind', gdb, understands memory discipline, can implement bdb replacement ab initio, knows ecdsa mechanics, etc, etc.
14:56 mircea_popescu just for the lulz :
14:56 mircea_popescu namespace Checkpoints {
14:56 mircea_popescu 16
14:56 mircea_popescu 17 // How many times we expect transactions after the last checkpoint to
14:56 mircea_popescu 18 // be slower. This number is a compromise, as it can't be accurate for
14:56 mircea_popescu 19 // every system. When reindexing from a fast disk with a slow CPU, it
14:56 mircea_popescu 20 // can be up to 20, while when downloading from a slow network with a
14:56 mircea_popescu 21 // fast multicore CPU, it won't be much higher than 1.
14:57 asciilifeform ehehe.
14:57 mircea_popescu static const double SIGCHECK_VERIFICATION_FACTOR = 5.0;
14:57 indiancandy1 it means
14:57 indiancandy1 indian
14:57 indiancandy1 kind of
14:57 mircea_popescu / Guess how far we are in the verification process at the given block index
14:57 mircea_popescu 39 double GuessVerificationProgress(CBlockIndex *pindex, bool fSigchecks) {
14:57 mircea_popescu etc etc ETFC!
14:57 asciilifeform turd on lathe requires liquid helium refrigerant to stay solid.
14:57 indiancandy1 mp wen u comin
14:57 asciilifeform or it splatters instead of chipping
14:57 indiancandy1 2 bombay
14:57 indiancandy1 2 c me
14:57 asciilifeform He costs around what good whiskey does.
14:59 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 not in the next five years.
14:59 bounce from a hero to a girl in a few short log lines
14:59 asciilifeform bounce: mircea_popescu only buys gurlz
15:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform anyway, "we" have nfi why 252450 would hang.
15:00 ben_vulpes more lulz
15:00 asciilifeform 'hero' would be the fella who submits to carrying out this mission gratis, and can stay alive long enough to chop down a critical mass of foes.
15:00 ben_vulpes // What makes a good checkpoint block?
15:00 ben_vulpes // + Is surrounded by blocks with reasonable timestamps
15:00 ben_vulpes // (no blocks before with a timestamp after, none after with
15:00 ben_vulpes // timestamp before)
15:00 ben_vulpes // + Contains no strange transactions
15:00 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes "old for the sake of old" right ?
15:01 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: no checkpoint there.
15:01 * bounce would starve a bit too soon to take that up, ATM. otherwise have the time.
15:01 kakobrekla i dont even: http://shrani.si/f/3X/cK/1oCpAEBj/spambitbetus.png
15:01 ben_vulpes let's see how this collection plate goes, turdmeisters
15:02 mircea_popescu kakobrekla i don't get it ?!
15:02 * asciilifeform hardened skeptic
15:02 kakobrekla idk, 1000 shares sounds a lot
15:02 mircea_popescu so they are going to feed the afrreddit hordes if oyu give them moneyz ?
15:02 ben_vulpes i for one expect nothing.
15:03 ben_vulpes can't disappoint me.
15:03 asciilifeform anything that won't buy a whole man, may as well be nothing.
15:03 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes the charter is signed, right ?
15:03 ben_vulpes therealbitcoin.org/charter.html
15:03 asciilifeform perhaps nubbins` can have 'sword in stone' t-shirts printed.
15:03 ben_vulpes verify for yourself.
15:03 mircea_popescu punkman so nao i want to verify things, but i can't, because no bot and i dun recall what the website is ;/
15:03 undata ben_vulpes: nice!
15:04 nubbins` perhaps i'll put it on the cover
15:04 indiancandy1 whyyy
15:04 ben_vulpes curl http://therealbitcoin.org/charter-B71EADAF.asc | gpg --verify
15:04 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes okay, jurov appointed ? address published ?
15:04 asciilifeform lol, http://therealbitcoin.org/treasurer_contract.html signed with '1blablablalblbalbalba' ???
15:04 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: you'll note: not signed.
15:04 asciilifeform aha dead links
15:04 mircea_popescu lulzy tho lol.
15:04 ben_vulpes it's making a point.
15:05 mircea_popescu jurov lettuce get this show on the road shall we ?
15:05 asciilifeform fellas, i know, i have sympathy, when i was a boy i wanted to buy an airplane for 100 rubles too.
15:05 asciilifeform and was indignant 'why not!?'
15:05 ben_vulpes undata: yes i'm just so pleased to bite off this chunk of responsibility for no remuneration
15:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform when I was a boy i actually bought an airplane (ride) for 100 bux.
15:05 asciilifeform ride, aha.
15:06 mircea_popescu military tupolev tho.
15:06 ben_vulpes at least this time nobody's asking me what color my trabamborghini will be, or offering me worthless options.
15:06 undata ben_vulpes: glory sometimes requires loss-leading
15:06 undata :p
15:06 asciilifeform heroes - straight to sword, stone.
15:06 mircea_popescu this convo's enough to give naggum a second ulcer.
15:06 * asciilifeform working on first ulcer
15:06 mircea_popescu you're too healthy-looking for ulcers
15:06 * asciilifeform will probably get there soonish
15:06 mircea_popescu you'll get gallstones and arthritis.
15:07 asciilifeform where is it written that a fat man can't get ulcer.
15:07 mircea_popescu i didn't say fat!
15:07 asciilifeform lol
15:07 asciilifeform military tupolev << lol. my father rode in those for phree.
15:08 mircea_popescu ;;google Tu-75
15:08 gribble TU-46 | Game 2 Play Online - Silvergames.com: <http://www.silvergames.com/tu-46>; Tupolev Tu-75 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-75>; TU - 46 | Miscellaneous Games | Play Free Games Online at Armor ...: <http://armorgames.com/play/12702/tu-46>
15:08 mircea_popescu that ?
15:08 ben_vulpes glory? who cares for that.
15:08 asciilifeform well, only catch, have to jump out.
15:08 undata ben_vulpes: yes, acclaim among your peers never helps anything
15:08 * undata readies a WoT rating
15:08 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the men called those, affectionately, 'тушка' (little sorry carcass)
15:08 mircea_popescu lol
15:09 asciilifeform well any tu.
15:09 mircea_popescu you know they weren't THAT bad a design.
15:09 asciilifeform who said bad design.
15:09 asciilifeform just rough ride.
15:09 mircea_popescu yeah well.
15:10 mircea_popescu anyway, those were the days. gasoline + 5 man crew for a day, 100 bux.
15:10 mircea_popescu well, half a day. but they didn't fly wortha shit at night anyway.
15:11 asciilifeform su army was fixated on parachutism, famously, quite like us army is fixated on pilotless flying machines
15:12 mircea_popescu cuz they somehow had bad experience with the german paratroopers
15:12 mircea_popescu tho they were an utter and total waste of resources
15:12 mats_cd03 us army is still fixated on parachutism, for no really obviously good reason
15:13 mats_cd03 besides test of bravery.
15:13 mircea_popescu fwiw, the current us doctrine of "don't put the most valuable part of the plane in the most fragile part of the plane" is sound.
15:13 asciilifeform the driver?
15:13 mircea_popescu ya
15:14 bounce the infrastructure to make that happen isn't cheap and isn't that robust either
15:14 mats_cd03 although the 101 airborne was converted to an air mobility unit recently, so theres that.
15:14 mircea_popescu if plane could fly w/o ground installations, captive pilot may make sense. as it is, pilot belongs with the airbase not with the plane.
15:14 asciilifeform and anything other than a stone age opponent can blind the machine. or, if usa continues to insist on unsigned control signals, take it home.
15:14 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so ? make moar.
15:15 mircea_popescu the allies didn't win the war by making good tanks.
15:15 asciilifeform make moar << works for su. for usa - no.
15:15 mats_cd03 arguably, the allies won the war because of excellent maps and radios
15:15 asciilifeform in usa, 'make moar' would mean that someone has to actually think about cost.
15:15 mircea_popescu gtfo, i hear they got 3d printing now and errything.
15:15 asciilifeform ahaha.
15:15 mircea_popescu m sorry
15:15 mircea_popescu 3d printing TECHNOLOGY
15:16 bounce patenting war to win the patent war
15:16 * asciilifeform envisions patent lawyers dropped by parachute onto hapless infringers
15:16 undata ben_vulpes: oh and protecting your own bitwealth; how bout that one?
15:17 * undata selfishly wants the stripped down daemon for his own experiments
15:17 asciilifeform undata: ru proverb: 'one [man] with a plow, seven with spoons.'
15:17 ben_vulpes ripping usg crud out of the thing is a recipe to endanger any coins i'd have if i were not eating ramen so that the dog might eat
15:18 ben_vulpes and girl
15:18 undata ben_vulpes: at least the dog would kill a guy for you; my girlfriend's cats would just watch
15:18 * asciilifeform misread as 'girlfriend cats'
15:18 mircea_popescu <ben_vulpes> ripping usg crud out of the thing is a recipe to endanger any coins i'd have if i were not eating ramen so that the dog might eat << dude that's touching, srsly.
15:18 undata asciilifeform: don't tell me how to live :D
15:18 mircea_popescu !up indiancandy1
15:19 mircea_popescu anyway, gotta go, bbl. don't eat each other ye hear!
15:19 mircea_popescu buncha cultists.
15:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: wherever you're going, check for cpp gurlz.
15:20 nubbins` ya down with cpp, yeah you know me
15:20 asciilifeform !s down with entropy
15:20 assbot 2 results for 'down with entropy' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=down+with+entropy
15:21 undata asciilifeform: is there a new client mailling list yet?
15:21 undata *mailing
15:21 asciilifeform undata: jurov had something quasi-working
15:21 undata jurov: where to?
15:21 asciilifeform http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev
15:22 nubbins` he's busy generating a treasury address by hand
15:22 asciilifeform lolesury
15:22 ben_vulpes http://therealbitcoin.org/mailman/listinfo/btc-dev
15:24 nubbins` sweet
15:24 undata ben_vulpes: wonderful; thanks!
15:25 ben_vulpes why thread does not show the same as date and author is a mystery to me.
15:25 asciilifeform because it's b0rken?
15:26 ben_vulpes reasonable.
15:26 ben_vulpes source of breakage, also a mystery.
15:29 nubbins` ah! finally got chickensoupd build
15:29 nubbins` *built
15:30 * nubbins` toots own horn
15:30 asciilifeform nubbins`: now you too can watch it wedge.
15:30 * nubbins` claps
15:36 nubbins` !s wedge
15:36 assbot 29 results for 'wedge' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=wedge
15:36 nubbins` 252450
15:41 ben_vulpes the notes on bdb lock size are hilarious
15:41 ben_vulpes "just try a bunch of different numbers until you find one that works"
15:42 kakobrekla a good rng will aid the process.
15:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37450 @ 0.00080264 = 30.0589 BTC [+] {2}
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16:01 BingoBoingo adlai: bounce: so you could theoretically "chemically print" the composition of any drink, medicine, poison, drug, explosive, etc << Very hard problem when you want to print anything protein
16:04 BingoBoingo https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net#!states << It's like a map of #b-a Usians
16:04 assbot Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast
16:04 BingoBoingo Except who the fuck is in New York?
16:06 undata in my case this will be where my VM is
16:09 asciilifeform who the fuck is in New York << afaik most of 'verizon' ends up 'new york'
16:09 asciilifeform incl. my fiber
16:10 BingoBoingo thickasthieves: pankkake says .9 is where it's at << My 0.8.x node I run is rather low on memory consumption, runs with full txindex
16:10 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: these die during initial blockchain pumping
16:10 asciilifeform why am i even telling this, go run it
16:11 BingoBoingo I know. New ones exchange dying for a crawl during initial indexing instead.
16:12 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: also see today's log, for why this is probably a doomed march
16:12 BingoBoingo I'm still catching up to there
16:12 asciilifeform !s sword stone
16:12 assbot 9 results for 'sword stone' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=sword+stone
16:13 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2014#903782 and below.
16:13 assbot Logged on 30-10-2014 18:08:51; asciilifeform: attn turdmasters:
16:13 undata asciilifeform: "this" being code review?
16:13 asciilifeform undata: 'this' being the overall affair of transmuting the 0.5.3 turd into a usable weapon
16:14 undata asciilifeform: perhaps the wealthier among us have reason to offer bounties
16:15 chetty I would go after that sword if eulora wasn't in the way
16:16 asciilifeform undata: afaik mircea_popescu doesn't actually need the weapon - already has own
16:16 BingoBoingo Ah. asciilifeform So a solution is raising soldering irons to get weaponized bitcoind from pool ops
16:16 undata asciilifeform: what's the point of not distributing it then?
16:16 undata his
16:16 asciilifeform undata: ask him - not me
16:16 undata mircea_popescu: ^
16:17 asciilifeform he made it clear that didn't want to, why pester the man
16:17 undata because I have an unanswered question.
16:17 BingoBoingo undata: What is the use of releasing the chamber curve diagrams of an effective nuke?
16:17 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-10-2014#893903
16:17 assbot Logged on 24-10-2014 20:24:45; mircea_popescu: maybe once it's over in the sense of, we're all drunk in the retirement home.
16:17 chetty curiosity killed the cat
16:18 asciilifeform perhaps his only runs on gurlz with arithmometers, how the fuck would i know
16:19 undata it's a bit difficult to steer the direction of a decentralized network with no offering.
16:21 undata BingoBoingo: justify the aptness of the metaphor first.
16:21 asciilifeform i will answer the secret question which i can answer. 1) i personally can't pay rent with btc without giving up every other one to usg. 2) cost of extrication from gravity well is inconceivably high. 3) no one crowned me hero to begin with, why even ask.
16:21 undata if there's an existing stripped down client the deturdification process is a waste of time
16:23 BingoBoingo undata: Alright. Spz you're a Jew in olden times coming onto the battlefield with your nifty bronze sword. Now the Assyrians emerge from the horizon, but instead of bronze they have Iron!
16:24 undata BingoBoingo: that metaphor has no resemblance to what does and does not benefit the functioning of a decentralized network
16:24 undata I'm not going to bother.
16:24 asciilifeform undata: http://explo.yt/post/2014/10/29/some-dangerous-idea << i just wanted a fcking book.
16:24 assbot A dangerous idea - serialized delusions
16:24 asciilifeform ^ jurov's chronicle
16:25 asciilifeform but 1) i'm not interested in a book with gavin's excretions 2) not interested in a book describing system which does not work on battlefield.
16:26 undata asciilifeform: yep I was around for that convo
16:27 asciilifeform undata: so you know. boat - has no motor.
16:27 asciilifeform no sails, no oars.
16:27 asciilifeform just sorta, vaguely, floats.
16:27 undata if only there were some way to organize the efforts of a large number of people around projects
16:27 undata :p
16:28 undata some kind of open process of producing source code
16:28 asciilifeform undata: result - gavin.
16:28 asciilifeform openssl.
16:28 asciilifeform enjoy
16:28 undata asciilifeform: see: libressl
16:28 asciilifeform turd sans scatole is still turd.
16:29 undata everything is shit but the speaker
16:29 asciilifeform hero? straight to sword.
16:30 undata reasoning by metaphor has its strengths and weaknesses
16:31 asciilifeform i would love to see it proven that what i've said is a load o'shit.
16:32 undata receiving money isn't the only way to invest in your own goals
16:33 undata I need a programmable, robust client for my own applications
16:33 asciilifeform the idependantly wealthy - straight to sword.
16:33 BingoBoingo undata: Well, avoiding starvation and the sword are obstacles on the road to goals.
16:33 undata oh please
16:33 undata you don't have 5 hours a week?
16:33 undata I do.
16:33 asciilifeform I need a << i need an airplane
16:33 undata there's an absurd orthodoxy around here
16:34 BingoBoingo What absurd orthodoxy?
16:34 asciilifeform undata: the orthodoxy wants to be proven wrong. don't wait! fire.
16:34 undata there's ample evidence in the market that one can reduce cost and increase quality by open sourcing the things not directly in your moneymaking pipeline
16:35 undata I'm not going to argue the merits of open source
16:35 undata you people are all on linux or bsd
16:35 asciilifeform undata: this is how we got the extant bitcoind. if you like it - you know where to find it
16:35 * BingoBoingo wonders about serious matters such as will Cardano prototype factory make the eventual loper prototype
16:35 ben_vulpes <asciilifeform> why am i even telling this, go run it << sir you are a gift to the logs
16:35 undata asciilifeform: that is a problem of the artists and not painting
16:36 asciilifeform undata: yes, we know the ru/jewish saying 'the bad dancer is hindered only by his arse.' this should be seen as an invitation to the good dancers.
16:36 undata asciilifeform: where's the source
16:36 undata stock 0.5.3 still?
16:36 BingoBoingo <undata> asciilifeform: that is a problem of the artists and not painting << No, this is a problem of no one fucking reading and the world burning because the entire stacks sucks because unread. Worked until it didn't
16:36 asciilifeform 'плохому танцору яйца мешают'
16:37 undata BingoBoingo: lets do nothing then
16:37 undata life is too challenging
16:37 BingoBoingo undata: No, you do things. You just have to understand the obstacles as you make your cue.
16:38 asciilifeform undata: http://therealbitcoin.org contains origin tree. 'chicken' lists the remaining files after first trim. rm_... is ben_vulpes's patch;
16:38 undata how was the 0.5.3 choice made?
16:38 undata reasoning by metaphor or an actual assessment?
16:38 asciilifeform undata: read log
16:38 undata I was here.
16:39 undata I want your opinion.
16:39 asciilifeform undata: earliest (lightest-weight, least lines of gavin) version that is known to be compatible with the extant net.
16:39 undata there are myriad bugfixes that will need to be backported
16:39 asciilifeform undata: yes.
16:40 asciilifeform loper-os.org/pub/bitcoin-asciilifeform.2-https_snipsnip.tar.gz , http://www.loper-os.org/pub/bitcoin-asciilifeform.3-turdmeister-alert-snip.tar.gz , http://loper-os.org/pub/bitcoin-asciilifeform.4-goodbye-win32.tar.gz
16:40 asciilifeform ^ other patches thus far
16:40 asciilifeform signed by yours truly
16:40 asciilifeform no one, yet, saw it fit to comment at length on them
16:40 ben_vulpes hashtag asciilifeform patch collection
16:41 ben_vulpes hashtag asciilifeform patch collection october
16:41 ben_vulpes sweet. i can now custom index logs.
16:41 undata I didn't initiate this thing; ben_vulpes do you have a desired process?
16:41 ben_vulpes grab those patches, review, add sig if you want to put your ass on the line.
16:41 ben_vulpes preferrably, build.
16:42 * BingoBoingo wonders if there is anyone with more projects on their public plate than alf...
16:42 undata what are the standards for "this goes"
16:42 asciilifeform undata: i sorta initiated this thing, by pure accident.
16:42 asciilifeform undata: but i have very little to do with it otherwise...
16:42 ben_vulpes undata: we're currently blocked on a mailing list thinger that may or may not see the light of day anytime soon
16:42 ben_vulpes i halfway think the gpg signature turdatron blocking merges and discussion needs to be nuked and implemented by some eager beaver later
16:42 undata ben_vulpes: I'll just start a local git repo with stock 0.5.3, add your existing patches, and look into backporting a fix
16:42 asciilifeform undata: standards << ben_vulpes and mod6 started, at instigation of mircea_popescu, a 'foundation', where somebody (them?) will sit as mergemaster
16:43 undata process to submit is patch with signature?
16:43 asciilifeform and decide what stays, what goes
16:43 asciilifeform submit patch with signature, yes
16:43 asciilifeform if you approve of another fellow's patch after honest study of it - you sign it as well
16:43 undata alright. I'll take a look at it saturday.
16:43 ben_vulpes if i don't have a thing going on on saturday we could even go so far as to pair
16:43 undata ben_vulpes: k
16:43 asciilifeform pair?
16:44 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: share physical space, look at code as a...
16:44 asciilifeform aha you're neighbours?
16:44 ben_vulpes aye
16:45 ben_vulpes dark mirror images of each other in some aspects
16:45 ben_vulpes he - software as a service
16:45 ben_vulpes i - software services
16:45 undata different enough to be enjoyable
16:45 undata this sounds fun
16:45 ben_vulpes both starving big zone kulaks
16:45 BingoBoingo lies ben_vulpes, you do service as a software
16:46 undata ha not bad ^
16:46 ben_vulpes am software
16:46 ben_vulpes will serve
16:46 asciilifeform in my patches, thus far, nothing truly earth-shaking, just a surgical removal of what i consider clearly poisonous
16:47 undata roughly... flamethrower, bandaids, minimal socket API?
16:47 asciilifeform didn't even touch api
16:47 asciilifeform that requires actual replacement
16:47 undata that can be a later discussion
16:47 asciilifeform or you have a machine with no steering wheel
16:47 undata but poking the thing is desirable
16:47 asciilifeform me - i don't want jsonism in my book.
16:47 undata asciilifeform: hear hear
16:48 asciilifeform my next patch was going to be a removal of the magic strings (seed ip table, etc) and replacement with ascii configs, as suggested by mircea_popescu.
16:48 asciilifeform but now i don't see this thing as going anywhere
16:49 undata asciilifeform: oh come on, at least give it *two* weeks before utter failure
16:49 ben_vulpes asciilifeform issues challenge now.
16:49 undata :)
16:49 ben_vulpes classic russian fatalism
16:49 asciilifeform the bare naked minimum worthy of nubbins` book, is a gadget that functions, reliably, on current network
16:50 asciilifeform with no weird 'now please delete blkindex' crud
16:50 asciilifeform and no runaway memleaks
16:50 asciilifeform the more gavin removal, likewise, the better
16:50 ben_vulpes asciilifeform wants valground turd and...what is this 'delete blkindex'?
16:51 asciilifeform ^ someone suggested this as a 'fix' for wedged blockchain load
16:51 asciilifeform this is not tolerable.
16:51 ben_vulpes what about bdb lock config?
16:51 asciilifeform had no effect.
16:51 asciilifeform why take my word for it - try it.
16:52 asciilifeform do i need to explain why i asked for the book?
16:52 asciilifeform or is it obvious to alert reader.
16:52 undata asciilifeform: books fit in brains?
16:52 asciilifeform not magically, no
16:52 undata good outer bound though.
16:52 thickasthieves so he can go to forest and see if it's broken
16:53 asciilifeform so, in peacetime, if i live that long, i can take it to forest and write a 'popescuan' replacement.
16:53 asciilifeform or if not i - one of you.
16:53 mats_cd03 such drama.
16:53 asciilifeform right now we can't even make drama, the actors are drunk and spewing over the stage
16:53 mats_cd03 asciilifeform fears for his life, but won't flee to save it.
16:53 * asciilifeform spews
16:53 mats_cd03 what is this.
16:54 undata disagreement is good for you
16:54 asciilifeform flee - need diamonds for schindler's train.
16:54 mats_cd03 a game of catching the falling knife?
16:55 undata someone should write a book of #ba metaphors
16:55 undata speaking of books.
16:55 ben_vulpes ;;google trilema variety speak
16:55 gribble You're gonna have to learn that variety speak pe Trilema - Un blog ...: <http://trilema.com/2013/youre-gonna-have-to-learn-that-variety-speak/>; #bitcoin-assets +m pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2014/bitcoin-assets-m/>; Pro idiotas, which obviously means, people who have ... - Trilema: <http://trilema.com/2014/pro-idiotas-which-obviously-means-people- (1 more message)
16:56 thickasthieves undata this is sorta started in the b-a wiki, which anyone with voice can add to probly
16:56 asciilifeform the mostly-empty wiki?
16:56 thickasthieves maybe the foundation should take it over
16:57 ben_vulpes nope
16:57 thickasthieves hehe
16:57 ben_vulpes get outta heah!
16:58 undata I'll just grind out code and leave the speak to the pros
16:59 asciilifeform undata: might want to investigate why the original does not, in fact, work.
16:59 asciilifeform before adding code.
16:59 undata asciilifeform: exercise to reader eh?
16:59 asciilifeform (rampant memory leakage is not 'works')
16:59 undata the grinding out code was a general statement of what I value
16:59 undata talk is not a product
17:00 asciilifeform straight to sword then.
17:00 * undata cuts the knot in half
17:03 undata asciilifeform: were we not talking about the kelvin way of versioning code?
17:03 undata the same value applies to communication.
17:04 undata I can send you a disassembled rube goldberg machine every time I open my mouth
17:04 undata and we can get nowhere
17:04 undata or we can get to the point and get something done
17:04 ben_vulpes have at, undata
17:05 BingoBoingo !up chrysalus
17:05 BingoBoingo !up PeterL
17:06 BingoBoingo !up Squidward
17:06 Squidward im squidward
17:06 BingoBoingo WTF does that mean?
17:07 BingoBoingo !down Squidward
17:08 cazalla BingoBoingo, it's up now https://bitcoinfoundation.org/2014/10/the-next-chapter/
17:08 assbot The Next Chapter | The Bitcoin Foundation
17:10 nubbins` lel
17:13 ben_vulpes glhf
17:17 PeterL question: my scoopbot dumps links from posts into the chan, should I ask to have assbot ignore it or provide the title of each link?
17:19 BingoBoingo Fucking white people http://valleywag.gawker.com/heres-what-the-mission-riots-looked-like-after-the-gian-1652846299/+tcraggs22
17:19 assbot Here's What the Mission Riots Looked Like After the Giants' Victory
17:19 bounce so, the guy that's going to actively support unleashing lots of onerous gov't regulation on this bitcoin thing is now executive director of the bitcoin foundation
17:19 bounce did I get that about right?
17:20 BingoBoingo bounce: Well, executive director of the CoinLab Foundation for the promotion of scams and Redditurds
17:21 undata "Fuck techies" << to the ovens with you
17:28 BingoBoingo !up scoopbot
17:42 thestringpuller reddit is full with turds
17:45 gernika undata to the ovens with techies?
17:47 undata incorrect
17:47 undata ben_vulpes: where is db_cxx.h on OS X?
17:48 ben_vulpes os x what now?
17:48 ben_vulpes the -assets build is realnix only
17:49 undata ben_vulpes: statement behind the question is 95% of this build crap can go
17:49 undata if that's so
17:49 undata stating the obvious
17:50 ben_vulpes take a look at the first patch on therealbitcoin.org
17:51 ben_vulpes that has a manifest you'll find useful.
17:52 cazalla my god this hag of a wife, god must be punishing by introducing her to me before bitcoin
17:52 mats_cd03 :(
17:52 ben_vulpes lol popped one out and became intolerable?
17:53 cazalla you got it ben_vulpes
17:58 asciilifeform os x << lol
18:00 BingoBoingo This is more interesting with the other side's context http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_world_/2014/10/30/why_do_russian_jets_keep_buzzing_european_countries.html
18:01 chetty Are they using 'wish' maps maybe?
18:02 undata ben_vulpes: k so that linux-mingw makefile as starting point?
18:03 undata that and unix survived. I was using the unix one
18:03 PeterL !up scoobot
18:04 undata bleh nvm, mingw is that gnu windows thing
18:04 undata shouldn't that die too?
18:05 bounce do you have berkeleydb installed and are you using gmake?
18:05 bounce though might not need the latter, dunno.
18:06 undata I do; gentoo's just got it in /usr/include/db4.8
18:07 bounce thought you were doing an os x build
18:08 undata bounce: neg, was not led by the patch name "chicken" to believe that that one cleaned up the project
18:08 undata so I was deleting things
18:17 nubbins` <undata> ben_vulpes: where is db_cxx.h on OS X? <<< brew install berkeley-db4
18:18 nubbins` mine's in /usr/local/Cellar/berkeley-db4/4.8.30/include/
18:19 undata nubbins`: what I meant to be asking is whether gentoo was weird by putting it in /usr/include/db4.8
18:19 undata gentoo has this "slots" mechanism for having multiple versions of libraries
18:20 nubbins` beats me. i've got a debian install here, it's in /usr/include
18:21 undata that answers that, ty
18:25 PeterL !up scoopbot
18:33 BingoBoingo Os X is the weird one
18:33 BingoBoingo It always is
18:37 BingoBoingo U can't measure apple color with tools, because Apple is beyond measuring with tools http://arstechnica.com/apple/2014/10/why-is-the-new-imac-5k-instead-of-4k-its-all-about-the-video-baby/
18:37 assbot Why is the new iMac 5K instead of 4K? It’s all about the video, baby | Ars Technica
18:48 undata asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: muchas gracias; patched and built
18:49 ben_vulpes holy f
18:49 ben_vulpes client signed a no-deliverable, best effort contract with us and then made promises to their client executives.
18:51 PeterL why would they do that?
18:52 ben_vulpes maybe the next time i actually laugh at a scope/timeline combination in a meeting and the potential client still falls all over themselves to sign our no deliverable, best effort contract my internal warning flags should go up
18:53 PeterL what is a "no deliverable best effort contract"?
18:53 ben_vulpes hours only
18:54 undata "look, your cat is likely to die during this life-saving procedure. sign here." ?
18:54 ben_vulpes "we understand that you want these things. we will work on them in the agreed upon and prioritized order. you authorize unlimited budget in hopes that we can get it all done."
18:55 undata ah
18:55 PeterL so if you never get the first thing on the list done, then what happens?
19:00 PeterL who do I talk to to not have to !up scoopbot?
19:03 BingoBoingo PeterL: kakobrekla
19:04 jurov !up dignork
19:04 BingoBoingo Oh, there's a coup in Burkina Faso
19:05 jurov dignork: you second message got discarded
19:05 jurov *your
19:06 jurov not able to debug it right now (imbibed stuff)
19:06 jurov will let you know lateer what was he problem
19:06 jurov ;;gettrust assbot dignork
19:06 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user dignork: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 4 via 4 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=dignork | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=dignork | Rated since: Fri Oct 18 12:20:18 2013
19:10 xanthyos hi
19:10 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Thank you for pointing me to the Folksom book. The practice drills are the best.
19:11 BingoBoingo !up The20YearIRCloud
19:11 The20YearIRCloud Hi?
19:12 BingoBoingo Hi
19:12 The20YearIRCloud On cell, just got on to check messages. You need anything?
19:13 BingoBoingo No, just saw you pop in.
19:13 BingoBoingo !up twistedether
19:16 BingoBoingo !up buytoshi
19:19 BingoBoingo !up yoloshill
19:22 BingoBoingo Journalism problems
19:23 BingoBoingo https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2014/10/30/inside-story-matt-taibbis-departure-first-look-media/
19:23 assbot The Inside Story Of Matt Taibbi's Departure From First Look Media - The Intercept
19:25 undata "What they found instead was a confounding array of rules, structures, and systems imposed by Omidyar and other First Look managers on matters both trivial—which computer program to use to internally communicate, mandatory regular company-wide meetings, mandated use of a “responsibility assignment matrix” called a “RASCI,” popular in business-school circles for managing projects—as well as
19:25 undata more substantive issues." << bunch of crying
19:26 jurov http://article.gmane.org/gmane.comp.encryption.general/12588/ << i'd like to have turdatron ready for the anniversary, but it's unlikely
19:26 assbot Gmane -- Bitcoin P2P e cash paper
19:27 BingoBoingo See, my reading of the story is that the Silicon Valley management style is even more broken than typical 'Murican MBA bullshit.
19:28 undata BingoBoingo: articles like this are hard; they're trying to integrate two sides of a debate, where likely neither party is being fair
19:28 undata as for corporate organization, *some* mechanism for order is needed
19:29 undata how else are you supposed to coordinate?
19:29 BingoBoingo undata: Well, key part of getting to why it wants to be read one way is evaluating... What platform it lives on.
19:30 ben_vulpes ;;later tell PeterL first, second, third, umpteenth will get done. arbitrary items from bottom of list by time not communicated to dev team?
19:30 gribble The operation succeeded.
19:31 undata BingoBoingo: yes of course
19:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wherever you're going, check for cpp gurlz. << none!
19:47 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: a good rng will aid the process. << srsly, how do you keep this dry ?
19:47 mircea_popescu 1 minute kakonizing > 1 hour martinizing
19:49 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net#!states << It's like a map of #b-a Usians << i thought everyone was from portland and atlanta.
19:49 assbot Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast
19:50 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: No, I'm in one of the green ones in the middle
19:50 BingoBoingo At least I thought I was.
19:51 mircea_popescu shit traffic dropped yest
19:51 mircea_popescu gotta fire someone.
19:51 BingoBoingo What? Yesterday was up.
19:52 mircea_popescu well yesterday we shoulda hired someone.
19:52 bounce buncha slackers
19:52 mircea_popescu i wonder how would a site worked on that principle go. "ever day traffic is up, hire someone ; every day traffic is down, fire someone"
19:52 mircea_popescu sorta like ford only faster.
19:52 mircea_popescu undata: mircea_popescu: ^ << nothing was said publicly on this topic.
19:52 BingoBoingo I think that's how you make an Edsel
19:53 mircea_popescu undata: if there's an existing stripped down client the deturdification process is a waste of time <<< what are you, new ?
19:54 BingoBoingo Apparently ben fox has a neighbor
19:55 mircea_popescu undata: if only there were some way to organize the efforts of a large number of people around projects <<< there is. you're watching it. just because leadership is not in your face doesn't necessarily mean leadership is absent and it's your time to shine. it may also mean leadership is extremely good at what it does.
19:55 mircea_popescu who's ben fox ?
19:55 BingoBoingo Vulpes
19:55 mircea_popescu oh oh wow missed that one.
19:56 mircea_popescu maybe it's the hottie gf of his wife ?
19:56 BingoBoingo I thought this is why alf patch series was named chicken
19:56 mircea_popescu lol!
19:56 mircea_popescu dude incredible how much subtext i miss. and i do read the logs!
19:57 BingoBoingo I know
19:58 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i don't remember, is edsel a car or a bad cheesecake brand ?
19:58 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Twas a Ford spinoff, focused on "affordable" cars
19:59 mircea_popescu my facetious question ;/
19:59 mircea_popescu hm, i like girls that wash ashtrays. i don't mean empty them in the trash, i mean actually wash the damned things.
19:59 dignork jurov: I've figured webmail got my signed message scrambled with html?
19:59 * bounce likes an absence of smoking and ashtrays better
20:00 mircea_popescu you actually mind smoke ?
20:00 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> hm, i like girls that wash ashtrays. i don't mean empty them in the trash, i mean actually wash the damned things. << Wait this thing I've been doing forever is unusual? I always wash the ashtrays at least weekly
20:00 mircea_popescu *: BingoBoingo wonders about serious matters such as will Cardano prototype factory make the eventual loper prototype << my hope is that in the 2020s. but i've been off before by an xmas or two.
20:01 BingoBoingo Prolly best to talk about these things in terms of reward halvings rather than xmas's.
20:01 bounce once had a job contract that forbade me from minding smoke. but at home I very much prefer no smoking at all.
20:01 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo a couple, hopefully not a dozen.
20:01 BingoBoingo AH
20:02 mircea_popescu bounce i don't care either way. maybe i;m the only person left i guess.
20:02 BingoBoingo bounce: How do you become functional in the morning without coffee and cigarettes? Gotta mix your stims.
20:02 mircea_popescu the us "debate", an engine wasting time and paper while going from unpolarized to polarized.
20:02 bounce how? just like erryday
20:03 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo he has a point there, this "need coffee to wake up" thing is nonsense. i know this experimentally.
20:03 BingoBoingo What, you just carry your hangovers until they fade away on their own?
20:04 mircea_popescu i never drink again anything that gives me a hangover.
20:04 mircea_popescu emergency acute cure is "moare de varza" however.
20:04 mircea_popescu ;;google "moare de varza"
20:04 gribble Zeama de varza: <http://www.bucatar.net/zeama-de-varza/>; Varza murata | Gradina visata: <http://gradinavisata.wordpress.com/2010/10/18/varza-murata/>; Reteta Varza Calita - Traditional romanian cabbage stew - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Qfgxc4FiI>
20:04 mircea_popescu basically kimchi juice.
20:05 BingoBoingo Ah.
20:05 bounce rarely drink these days, but plenty water before bed means no headache, just lingering alcohol
20:05 BingoBoingo <bounce> rarely drink these days, but plenty water before bed means no headache, just lingering alcohol << What's the point of drinking if you un-drunk yourself so soon?
20:06 mircea_popescu "do you wanna be able to get it out or do you wanna not be able to get it out ?"
20:08 BingoBoingo What else is practice for? Some people pull trucks with their teeth. Some people practice other feats of physical performance.
20:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: me - i don't want jsonism in my book. << anything actually solidified in your head as to what you actually want ? sigs, really ?
20:09 bounce printable text that can nonetheless be verified. that'd be interesting.
20:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: but now i don't see this thing as going anywhere << what, srlsy ?
20:10 * bounce would add 2d barcodes (QR or something) for the sigantures
20:10 mats_cd03 someone once told me life is too short to avoid hangovers
20:10 mircea_popescu it's going, it's going, don't blame the relative fixed position of mountains on the ass derping in the road.
20:10 bounce s/gan/gna/
20:11 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it's going << i did specify hoping that i was wrong about this.
20:11 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: classic russian fatalism <<< aaaaaaaahahaha, how do you know this ?
20:11 mircea_popescu and was her name katja or natasha ?
20:11 mircea_popescu tanya...
20:11 asciilifeform !s sword hero
20:11 assbot 3 results for 'sword hero' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=sword+hero
20:11 undata mircea_popescu: I think you missed the point of my comment on open source, which was in response to "how will we ever finish the deturdification"
20:11 mircea_popescu hmm, anyone taking bets on the name of the chick that informed mr fox as to the intricacies of the russian soul ?
20:11 asciilifeform chicken << comes from recipe, attributed to the old gypsies: 'first, steal the chicken.'
20:11 mircea_popescu undata that's possible.
20:11 undata by assigning tasks and chipping away, that's how, and by brutally criticizing contributions
20:12 undata I get offended to my core when someone says "can't be done, lets give up"
20:12 mircea_popescu undata then again, mayhap you missed my point.
20:12 undata and I think I misintepreted people when hearing that
20:12 * asciilifeform did not say 'give up.' said: buy a man
20:12 mircea_popescu possibly. buncha trolls here see ?
20:12 undata asciilifeform: yep addressed
20:12 mircea_popescu trolling for a reaction out of noobs.
20:13 * asciilifeform specifically did not say 'buy me.'
20:13 mircea_popescu ;/
20:13 * asciilifeform knows of maxint folks cheaper and stronger
20:13 mircea_popescu I WAS SAVING UP
20:13 asciilifeform l0lz
20:13 mircea_popescu now lyf is devoid of ultimate significance, i will give up on lyfing!
20:13 * asciilifeform old lyfer
20:14 mircea_popescu topic is now knives.
20:14 asciilifeform folsom!
20:14 asciilifeform BingoBoingo ^ comment
20:14 mircea_popescu and tear tatoos.
20:14 BingoBoingo Anyone want a pdf of the Folsom book?
20:14 * asciilifeform has one
20:14 mircea_popescu ;;google cash folsom prison
20:14 asciilifeform (book, not tattoo)
20:14 gribble At Folsom Prison - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_Folsom_Prison>; Folsom Prison Blues - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folsom_Prison_Blues>; Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gV5C5mB7A>
20:14 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: The "drill" in the book is fun.
20:14 asciilifeform aha.
20:14 BingoBoingo Relaxing
20:15 * asciilifeform dreamt, recently, that he had a knife teacher
20:15 BingoBoingo Make dummie, savage dummy, imagine doing it better, reassemble dummie, repeat
20:15 asciilifeform a grizzled old bugger
20:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform "how to defend yourself against the banana fiend" ?
20:15 asciilifeform !s banana fiend
20:15 assbot 0 results for 'banana fiend' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=banana+fiend
20:15 bounce .oO( is this automutilation or just autotrolling? )
20:15 mircea_popescu ;;google monty python how to defend yourself banana fiend
20:15 gribble Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w>; Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self_Defence_Against_Fresh_Fruit>; Monty Python's Flying Circus: Just the Words - Episode 4: <http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode04.htm>
20:15 * asciilifeform knows of no effective defense against banana
20:16 mircea_popescu hah! first, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.
20:16 undata mircea_popescu: I can take a trolling; my response was to ignore it
20:16 mircea_popescu undata anyway, get the current code, build it and see what happens.
20:16 mircea_popescu especially if it passes the magical block
20:16 mircea_popescu for all we fucking know atm, bitcoin hardforked in march 2013 and nobody noticed.
20:17 undata mircea_popescu: built and patched; will fiddle more later
20:17 bounce can you self-defend against wookies?
20:17 * undata hooks a drive up to begin blockchain slurp
20:18 BingoBoingo bounce: Did you not read http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jimmy_fatwing/Military/infantry_knife.htm the first time it was linked?
20:18 assbot KNIFE FIGHTING
20:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: with no weird 'now please delete blkindex' crud << this is never going to happen on the current db (bdb) because it's a pos, and if the computer fails unexpectedly it messes up the state.
20:19 mircea_popescu nothing to do with bitcoin, well documented bdb issue.
20:19 * asciilifeform did say he suspected
20:19 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: can't say as i recall, the impression was formed over the course of 3 raves in quarries in the depths of oregon forests over my sixteenth summer.
20:19 mircea_popescu actually, it's perhaps not premature to start the subscription list of everyone's favourite db solution
20:20 mircea_popescu this is perhaps the most important, momentuous architectura decision
20:20 ben_vulpes lots of russians in the area.
20:20 mircea_popescu and it needs all the weighin it can get
20:20 ben_vulpes the gangsters live in vancouver
20:20 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/pub/bitcoin-asciilifeform-4.snapshot.tar.gz and http://www.loper-os.org/pub/bitcoin-asciilifeform-4.snapshot.tar.gz.sig
20:20 asciilifeform snapshot.
20:20 asciilifeform for heroes.
20:20 bounce courts tend to frown on defendants wielding fairbarn-sykes knives in session
20:20 ben_vulpes the religious ones in salem.
20:20 ben_vulpes 'tis odd.
20:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you know this looks like fucking advanced heroes of might and magic over here. barons, lords, heroes, dragons
20:20 mircea_popescu WE GOT IT ALL
20:21 undata asciilifeform: that's with the two patches, or something new?
20:21 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: merging!
20:21 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i was gonna use own db. for eventual transition to raw block device.
20:21 asciilifeform for metal port.
20:21 asciilifeform vita brevis.
20:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform like what you mean, tape ?
20:21 BingoBoingo bounce: But it is a historical artifact which sits on collectible display next to bed.
20:21 asciilifeform addressable block device.
20:21 asciilifeform as in, 'bitcoinfs.'
20:21 mircea_popescu but anyway, a perfectly acceptable alternative : modular db, clearly documented bitcoin hooks, write-your-own-1klines or less api for anything.
20:21 asciilifeform as in, it deserves to be treated as own fs.
20:21 BingoBoingo Sheer coincidence I reached for Fairbairn Sykes and not Chris Carpenter Bobblehead
20:22 asciilifeform with the two patches << with all of my patches so far.
20:22 mircea_popescu there IS some significant ops advantage to not running any one stock db.
20:22 asciilifeform there was some grumbling that i didn't post an auto-zapper that turns 0.5.3 into the hash manifest in 'chicken'
20:23 asciilifeform so here's my total merge.
20:23 asciilifeform does not include bdb lock tweak suggested by mircea_popescu
20:23 asciilifeform (who wants - can make)
20:23 mircea_popescu that's unavoidable, otherwise thing won't pass into 2014.
20:23 mircea_popescu on the blkchain i mean
20:23 bounce fairbarn-sykes in a collectible display case? what's it made off, star wars plastic?
20:23 asciilifeform modular db << sounds pleasurable, but this requires massive re-engineering of satoshi's turd.
20:23 asciilifeform almost rewrite.
20:24 mircea_popescu d'oh.
20:24 mircea_popescu if you think satoshi's stuff can not be refactored to the point of rewriting, you're living inside a candy globe.
20:24 BingoBoingo bounce> fairbarn-sykes in a collectible display case? what's it made off, star wars plastic? << Not in case, on nightstand. Made of whatever wartime shitiron England was using.
20:24 mircea_popescu it really is that bad, like old man beard.
20:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4883 @ 0.00080436 = 3.9277 BTC [+]
20:24 * asciilifeform fesses up that he started a rewrite - before starting correspondence and unrelated project with mircea_popescu
20:25 * asciilifeform in common lisp of course
20:25 ben_vulpes pahaha.
20:25 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/177PGZY.txt )
20:25 BingoBoingo !b 2
20:25 mircea_popescu but that's slow
20:25 ben_vulpes b-b-b-b-bash buster!
20:25 asciilifeform my cl often runs 1.5x or so of naive 'c'
20:25 ben_vulpes mircea_popescu: just getting rid of boost is going to entail that.
20:25 mircea_popescu anyone here know bishibosh ?
20:25 asciilifeform because good native compiler.
20:25 asciilifeform (sbcl)
20:25 asciilifeform and annotations.
20:25 ben_vulpes note that asciilifeform says "my cl".
20:26 asciilifeform 'my' is not mine alone, is common as dirt sbcl
20:26 mircea_popescu good lord, he wants to rewrite cl as part of rewriting bitcoin
20:26 ben_vulpes code quality and performance is highly dependent on author, skills.
20:26 * asciilifeform has private fork of sbcl, it has nothing to do with this
20:26 ben_vulpes haha
20:26 asciilifeform dance quality depends on dancer, yes, news at 11
20:26 * ben_vulpes is entirely unsurprised.
20:26 mircea_popescu so the plan is, a) make new processor file as ascii art in emacs
20:26 mircea_popescu 2...
20:26 mircea_popescu 3) profit ?
20:27 asciilifeform obligatory sp4mz0r1ng - http://www.molboxllc.com/products.html << gadget runs entirely sbcl
20:27 assbot MolBox LLC
20:27 mircea_popescu this sounds familiar.
20:27 asciilifeform my ancient gadget.
20:27 asciilifeform golden toilet driver.
20:28 asciilifeform ~6k lines of cl.
20:28 mats_cd03 http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jimmy_fatwing/Military/infantry_knife.htm << i was taught to kill a man with a knife prison-style; reduce distance to <20ft for purpose of sprint (2 second rule: a man can travel 22ft/2s), clinch the neck or bear hug the man while stabbing at the heart with 45 degree angle
20:28 assbot KNIFE FIGHTING
20:28 BingoBoingo http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=submission&id=3947447 << Let's get Qntra on /.
20:28 assbot US Company Seeks to offer Regulator Approved Bitcoin Options Market - Slashdot
20:28 asciilifeform linked gadget runs on top of pedestrian gentoo on pedestrian x86.
20:29 BingoBoingo <mats_cd03> http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jimmy_fatwing/Military/infantry_knife.htm << i was taught to kill a man with a knife prison-style; reduce distance to <20ft for purpose of sprint (2 second rule: a man can travel 22ft/2s), clinch the neck or bear hug the man while stabbing at the heart with 45 degree angle << Seems to be the only way justifiable from a self defense standpoint
20:29 assbot KNIFE FIGHTING
20:29 asciilifeform - end of sp4mz0r1ng -
20:29 mircea_popescu mats_cd03 i think that only works on floor-shy victims neh ?
20:29 BingoBoingo But heart is a hard target
20:29 BingoBoingo literally, ribs
20:30 undata BingoBoingo: probably hence the 45
20:30 mircea_popescu thickasthieves: so he can go to forest and see if it's broken << lawl.
20:31 mats_cd03 mircea_popescu: yeah, victim could get on their back as a defense
20:31 mircea_popescu victim could go down, take your feet from under you, have you fall on your own knife.
20:31 mircea_popescu (you have a lot of forward mommentum running for the 22 feet in 2 s)
20:32 BingoBoingo undata: Well you also have to consider, anatomically that mean focusing on their left side and trying to slot in between just the right ribs, vs left side just hitting anything open and soft hoping for the abdominal aorta
20:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00080248 = 10.673 BTC [-] {2}
20:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform: (rampant memory leakage is not 'works') << it's not rampant. more like a calender than a ruptured pipe. it... sweats memory :D
20:33 * ben_vulpes watches lispy robot video
20:33 * ben_vulpes misses working with robots
20:33 asciilifeform knife << obligatory << http://rutube.ru/video/844941cc31e4e50995af168afcf2052b/?ref=logo
20:33 assbot Нож против пистолета. Реальная эффективность клинка на к... — смотреть онлайн видео, бесплатно!
20:34 asciilifeform 'knife against pistol. actual effectiveness of blade'
20:34 * asciilifeform not specialist
20:34 mircea_popescu bounce: did I get that about right? << "that bitcoin thing, aka some fiat nonsense trying to call itself bitcoin", rather than "this bitcoin thing" :)
20:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform gotta love how it's "pistolette" in russian.
20:35 bounce plenty people falling for the ruse though
20:36 * bounce wonders what this executive chief sellout thinks of that open letter posted by a member on their own forum
20:36 mircea_popescu cazalla: my god this hag of a wife, god must be punishing by introducing her to me before bitcoin << tell us your pain brothar. we're the relationship support cult, among other things.
20:37 * BingoBoingo suspects Matonis actually despises the monster he helped nurture
20:37 mircea_popescu bounce not his job to think.
20:37 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo he goes through phases.
20:38 BingoBoingo Most people do, so has he had his period yet, or is he mourning starfish virginity?
20:38 asciilifeform starfish period.
20:39 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo originally he was all excited about derpfoundation. back then we were on speaking terms, so i told him he's nuts. he thought i was nuts. then he got all unexcited, and left. then he came back. now he's leaving.
20:39 * mircea_popescu shrugs.
20:39 BingoBoingo Seems to happen to a lot of the 2011-2012 Americans
20:40 mircea_popescu you might remember all the huge tada in 2013 re putting a bunch of derps on the "press list" and excluding matonis, on the grounds that the derps were well versed in things from wikipedia practice or something
20:40 BingoBoingo I remember
20:41 ben_vulpes what the ever loving fuck is a press list and--nevermind.
20:41 asciilifeform a press list...
20:41 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes you got it. about the time i threw my hands up too.
20:41 asciilifeform ... is a list of people who are to be pressed to death.
20:41 asciilifeform !s kill file
20:41 assbot 1 results for 'kill file' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=kill+file
20:41 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Twas the list the Foundation herded Journos towards
20:41 asciilifeform peine forte et dure.
20:42 mircea_popescu PeterL: why would they do that? <<< because they're business school majors, and this means social studies, and this means they don't understand that words carry meaning.
20:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.00080436 = 3.7001 BTC [+]
20:44 ben_vulpes ahhhh holy shit you guys i just bought a flipphone
20:44 ben_vulpes prepaid minutes
20:44 ben_vulpes it's got t9
20:44 ben_vulpes I STILL GOT IT BABY
20:44 ben_vulpes hammering out texts without even looking at the keypad
20:44 asciilifeform how is this remarkable ?
20:45 mircea_popescu assbot: The Inside Story Of Matt Taibbi's Departure From First Look Media - The Intercept <<< what they don't want to say is teh real scoop - "people heard about the qntra model and it killed anyone's will to life i nany competing project."
20:45 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes: Who here prefers other phones?
20:45 mircea_popescu me.
20:45 mircea_popescu samsung, too cheap to even justify the paint to put a model number on it.
20:46 bounce nokia 6310. needs new battery.
20:46 BingoBoingo Seriously wireless cheapass cellphone, because what else is it for?
20:46 ben_vulpes guys quit trollin.
20:46 ben_vulpes i run an ios shop.
20:46 ben_vulpes android too these days.
20:46 bounce no seriously. had an e52 but it sucked so much I went back.
20:46 mircea_popescu ;;google samsung gt ?
20:46 gribble GT-P3110 (GT-P3110TSEBTU) | Support | SAMSUNG UK: <http://www.samsung.com/uk/support/model/GT-P3110TSEBTU>; GT-E1190 | SAMSUNG UAE: <http://www.samsung.com/ae/consumer/mobile-phones/mobile-phones/bar/GT-E1190EBAXSG>; Galaxy S Duos 2 (GT-S7582ZKAMID) | Support | SAMSUNG Levant: <http://www.samsung.com/levant/support/model/GT-S7582ZKAMID>
20:47 asciilifeform http://savok.name/uploads/telefon/14.jpg << best phone
20:47 ben_vulpes it's got bluetooth lol
20:48 ben_vulpes dafuq am i going to do with bt
20:48 * BingoBoingo needs to get a Western Electric for the return of dialup days
20:48 jurov http://i.sme.sk/cdata/2/73/7381042/model-telefon-stropkov-r188-st.ir3-_t600.jpg
20:48 mircea_popescu https://www.google.com/search?q=samsung+gt-e1205q&complete=0&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch << that
20:48 assbot samsung gt-e1205q - Google Search
20:48 BingoBoingo ben_vulpes> dafuq am i going to do with bt pop the chip out?
20:48 jurov ^ sadly, never went into rpoduction
20:48 ben_vulpes lg440g
20:49 ben_vulpes that looks downright vaginal jurov
20:49 asciilifeform BingoBoingo lives in town with intact copper ?
20:49 * asciilifeform doesn't
20:49 kakobrekla <asciilifeform> http://savok.name/uploads/telefon/14.jpg << best phone < fixed : http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fr8mcDLl1rxnd64o1_1280.jpg
20:49 mircea_popescu it does look like pussy, jurov's phone...
20:49 asciilifeform kakobrekla: yours ?
20:49 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Indeed. Used to be GTE, then Verizon, now Frontier or muni fiber
20:50 kakobrekla there prolly one or two laying somewhere
20:50 kakobrekla theres*
20:50 asciilifeform not bakelite - not phone.
20:50 mircea_popescu http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2810500/Kim-Kardashian-speaks-conference-giving-glimpse-family-avatars-Hollywood-game.html
20:50 assbot Kim Kardashian turns tech guru as she speaks at Recode conference | Daily Mail Online
20:51 asciilifeform bt is actually useful in that, with a certain gizmo, lets you use 'real' phone
20:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1300 @ 0.00080115 = 1.0415 BTC [-]
20:51 asciilifeform like the soviet one
20:51 bounce the samsung GT-E1107 is kinda cute except that the solar panel feature doesn't actually work very much at all.
20:51 bounce also shittier sound quality than 6310. better battery life though, since newer.
20:51 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Best video
20:51 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2815042/Suspected-cop-killer-Eric-Frein-leading-cops-seven-week-manhunt.html
20:51 assbot BREAKING NEWS: Suspected cop-killer Eric Frein FOUND after leading cops on seven-week manhunt | Daily Mail Online
20:52 bounce seven weeks. does that resolve any bets?
20:52 mircea_popescu hm.
20:53 kakobrekla asciilifeform that phone is quite famous. like model m for keyboards i hear. was designed by some slovenian dude.
20:53 asciilifeform aha
20:53 asciilifeform forgot, who
20:53 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Tube 5 is most important tube
20:53 kakobrekla >It has been over 30 years since the distinguished Slovenian designer Davorin Savnik designed an Electronic Telephone Apparatus (ETA) 85 for Iskra. Beside the fact that it won numerous awards for design and that you can still see the phone being used today, the design got stolen and was a big hit in USA.
20:54 mircea_popescu o.O
20:54 mircea_popescu pretty cool
20:54 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo: See, my reading of the story is that the Silicon Valley management style is even more broken than typical 'Murican MBA bullshit. <<< really, it's just a lot more inconsistent. meaning the scary stories are TRUELY scary.
20:55 mircea_popescu pretty much the only thing us management has going for it generally is consistency anyway.
20:55 BingoBoingo Which is broken when it comes to punishment
20:56 mircea_popescu consistency has its own sort of hell, so it all depends.
20:56 mircea_popescu ;;google jennifer aniston in that retarded film with the flares
20:56 gribble Jennifer Aniston said 'retard' and now everyone is mad at her: <http://www.inquisitr.com/82638/jennifer-aniston-retard/>; IMDb: Video disc collection - a list by Alan Poon: <http://www.imdb.com/list/ls008402275/>; 2011 Movie Preview - Collider: <http://collider.com/2011-movie-preview/>
20:57 mats_cd03 lol
20:57 undata how many years will I be waiting for a blockchain
20:57 asciilifeform undata: mine went for ~8 hours until croaked.
20:57 BingoBoingo undata: We don't measure time here with years. We use halvings and blockdepth
20:57 asciilifeform your result will depend, at the least, on bandwidth.
20:58 undata asciilifeform: I'll keep logs
20:58 ben_vulpes and if unpatched - 0.5.3 will wedge at some large block.
20:58 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes a good look as to specifically w
20:58 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-10-2014#903928
20:58 assbot Logged on 30-10-2014 18:53:30; assbot: Logged on 30-10-2014 17:09:54; asciilifeform: in other news, turd firmly wedged at block height 252450.
20:58 mircea_popescu WHY it wedges where is already gravy for our little project here.,
20:59 ben_vulpes ah - asciilifeform which block number?
20:59 asciilifeform ^
20:59 ben_vulpes ah ty
20:59 mircea_popescu http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000098/ << this chick;s career is really fucking sad.
20:59 assbot Jennifer Aniston - IMDb
20:59 ben_vulpes my 0.5.3 is down because xcode is a resource hog
20:59 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: i was gonna toss the toy os
20:59 * asciilifeform wants no #ifdefs in book
21:00 * asciilifeform could stomach if necessary for openbsd
21:00 mircea_popescu nubbins` you're not serious if you don't put #ifdef book : turn page on the cover.
21:00 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: toss toss
21:00 ben_vulpes i run litecoin (tee hee) in vm.
21:00 mircea_popescu Terrible Operating System System ?
21:01 ben_vulpes is not buildable on TOYOS
21:01 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Her career is sad because of the Sitcom curse. If one successfully does TV, the best they can hope for is to do Windows ads with Bill Gates as Seinfeld did.
21:01 * asciilifeform has no idea who this is, but knows how gorbachev ended with 'pizza hut.'
21:01 ben_vulpes nubbins`: needs endif on rear cover
21:01 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo yeah looks like an inverted porn career. chick turns 17 and 11 months, does 170 featurs that year, then 50 the next and then 2 a year to pay rent til 65.
21:01 ben_vulpes now this is an oddity
21:02 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Pretty much how it goes.
21:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform she's the sorta-fuckable cali blonde that tits-and-assgelina jolie massacred to get the mimbo at the time
21:02 BingoBoingo On the plus side though B movies have never been this profitable ever in history thanks to netflix
21:03 mircea_popescu i forget who his name is. played flock of seagulls in true romance
21:03 * asciilifeform doesn't know who jolie is/was either, but no matter
21:03 BingoBoingo Ben Affleck, next Batman
21:03 ben_vulpes 252448 is 243.23046875 KB according to blockchain.info
21:03 BingoBoingo asciilifeform doesn't know who jolie is/was either, but no matter << Titless IRL Laura Croft
21:03 ben_vulpes and 252450 243.0712890625 KB ibid
21:03 asciilifeform incidentally, turd exhausts ram even if left to suffer in its attempt to fetch blocks
21:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://media.santabanta.com/newsite/newsmaker/images/angelina_jolie12.jpg basically.
21:04 * ben_vulpes is desperate to see logs from that block, but must run own self.
21:04 * asciilifeform deliberately did not yet post debug.log, to encourage folks to run on their own
21:04 ben_vulpes oh i can tell
21:05 ben_vulpes dickhead
21:05 asciilifeform ehe.
21:05 ben_vulpes t9 is a lost technology like lisp.
21:05 * asciilifeform shoves crate of phones with t9
21:05 asciilifeform some 'lost.'
21:05 BingoBoingo lulz http://slashdot.org/submission/3947303/say-something-nice-about-systemd
21:05 assbot Say Something Nice About systemd - Slashdot
21:05 ben_vulpes kiddo to my right laughed at me when i started texting lady v - "how are you even going to -- whoaaaaa."
21:06 asciilifeform somebody wake up diametric
21:06 asciilifeform he likes systemd i think
21:06 BingoBoingo Prolly Harry Poettering himself
21:06 mircea_popescu he's not gonna pull a pankkake on us over it is he ?
21:06 asciilifeform nah i think it enables laziness somehow
21:06 mircea_popescu somehow ? how about "can't read the system logs no more!"
21:07 nubbins` http://i.imgur.com/gXXpVHE.jpg
21:07 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1W5SGHR.txt )
21:07 BingoBoingo !b 1
21:07 asciilifeform he has something grunted together that works almost like real computer
21:07 ben_vulpes nubbins`: what the fuck.
21:07 nubbins` hahahah
21:07 asciilifeform no idea how, when he wakes up perhaps will say
21:08 nubbins` there are larger blocks than 252448 before it
21:08 nubbins` sec
21:08 mircea_popescu nubbins` which one is obama ?
21:08 mircea_popescu i give up ?
21:08 asciilifeform i suspect, though cannot say for certain, that there is nothing magic about 252448
21:08 nubbins` https://blockchain.info/block-index/314817
21:08 assbot Bitcoin Block #252445
21:08 asciilifeform and that db caught obola at some point because ram exhausted
21:08 nubbins` ^ 252445, >340kb
21:09 asciilifeform and never recovered
21:09 nubbins` yeah i've suffered a couple chokes here but seems to be still downloading blocks
21:09 nubbins` currently at 155369
21:09 mircea_popescu well the b onus of leaking software is that it's guaranteed to act impredictably at least some of the time
21:09 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: also remember that there is no deterministic test of bitcoind, nor can there be
21:10 asciilifeform except, possibly, an elaborate network sim
21:10 asciilifeform this has been done
21:10 ben_vulpes this is actually a thing that i am working on.
21:10 asciilifeform when i was dabbling in '07 with my not-bitcoin-that-shall-not-be-spoken-of - i used one.
21:10 mircea_popescu of the whole thing ? no. of parts of the whole thing ?
21:10 asciilifeform parts - yes.
21:10 mircea_popescu this'd seem a part.
21:10 mircea_popescu ianap
21:11 ben_vulpes not being cpp competent, a useful thing for me to do is write a bash btc harness that points bitcoinds at each other for mining, tx validation, broadcast, etc.
21:11 ben_vulpes harkens back to my work with robots at one point.
21:11 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: this will not test behaviour with ill-behaved nodes.
21:11 Luke-Jr kakobrekla: do I need to ban you from the wiki, or will you respect alphabetical order on the Gambling list from now on?
21:11 mircea_popescu thestringpuller listen, you ever got that cookieshop thing off the ground ? actually deliering ?
21:12 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: this *can* test behavior with ill-behaved nodes.
21:12 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: yes. but you have to create the ill-behaved nodes.
21:12 ben_vulpes what, am i to expect my test harness to sprout warts spontaneously?
21:13 asciilifeform have to simulate various classes of evil node
21:13 ben_vulpes i know that i'm a barbarian but i'm more of a Sven than a Hulk.
21:13 asciilifeform and hope you've imagined all possible universes.
21:13 ben_vulpes clearly impossible.
21:13 asciilifeform or - realize that testing doesn't actually work.
21:13 ben_vulpes what is "work"
21:13 ben_vulpes testing answers specific questions.
21:13 asciilifeform aha.
21:13 BingoBoingo Luke-Jr: People still use wiki?
21:14 ben_vulpes in the notion of testing with which I am familiar at least.
21:14 ben_vulpes what these software cultists do -- has no bearing.
21:14 ben_vulpes test, collect data, cogitate.
21:14 ben_vulpes repeat.
21:14 ben_vulpes this is an arduous process.
21:14 ben_vulpes as your robot attests to.
21:14 nubbins` there's a wiki?
21:15 undata there's something beautiful about downloading the blockchain
21:15 mircea_popescu will kako's trolling wonders never cease ?
21:15 nubbins` undata o.O
21:15 undata sitting back while history replays at high speed
21:15 asciilifeform aha.
21:15 BingoBoingo nubbins`: The bitcoin.it thing Gox turned over to Thermos
21:15 nubbins` y'know, i've got a newspaper for sale...
21:15 ben_vulpes > 36983pankkake13luke-jr2014-10-20 18:03:571Technically competent
21:15 nubbins` BingoBoingo, i kid ;/
21:15 asciilifeform i had it scroll to terminal for a spell
21:15 asciilifeform and thought various thoughts.
21:15 kakobrekla Luke-Jr ah didnt know it was alphabetical. i thought dicks come first.
21:15 asciilifeform 'aha, block xxxxx, this is when i tried mining on fpga'
21:15 asciilifeform etc
21:16 kakobrekla Luke-Jr will respect you authoritah on the wiki.
21:16 BingoBoingo !n 3
21:16 undata nubbins`: a global permanent record of anything you like; your newspaper can suck it.
21:16 asciilifeform 'this here's the block where i stuffed $redacted'
21:16 ben_vulpes undata: tail -f ~/.bitcoin/debug.log
21:17 undata ben_vulpes: am!
21:17 asciilifeform 'and this here's where $alsoredacted lives'
21:17 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Sounds like you need a domain redirecting to BitBet such as aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBitbet.su
21:17 kakobrekla lets when
21:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so you're the guy that put child pronz in the block ?
21:18 asciilifeform better
21:18 mircea_popescu what could be better.
21:18 mircea_popescu bureaucrat pronz ?
21:19 asciilifeform 'the secret of being a bore is to tell all'
21:19 nubbins` insurance.aes
21:19 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/04506QN.txt )
21:19 BingoBoingo !b 5
21:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00080104 = 4.0453 BTC [-]
21:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform and therefore the secret to being a whore is to fuck all ?
21:22 mircea_popescu hey, good predictive power in your semantic structure.
21:22 * asciilifeform not specialist
21:22 asciilifeform blame voltaire, he, afaik, coughed that one up
21:22 mircea_popescu the secret to being a store is to keep all...
21:22 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform and therefore the secret to being a whore is to fuck all ? << No, secret to being a whore is to be firm on prices.
21:22 mircea_popescu the secret to being a core is to leak all...
21:22 undata the secret to being a whore is to fuck all
21:23 nubbins` leak all the memories
21:23 BingoBoingo Well, yeah, core memory is super tempestable
21:23 asciilifeform the secret of being a war...
21:23 mircea_popescu r-r-r-r-rhymebreaker!
21:23 asciilifeform my grandfather worked on a hydraulic computer. memory literally leaked.
21:24 mircea_popescu not through software fault
21:24 asciilifeform hard to be certain
21:24 BingoBoingo Hardware breaks first!
21:24 mircea_popescu lol that hard :D
21:24 undata asciilifeform: http://gizmodo.com/5879106/the-russian-computer-that-ran-on-water ?
21:24 assbot The Russian Computer That Ran On Water
21:24 asciilifeform no. smaller thing, his own
21:25 asciilifeform not historically notable, afaik.
21:25 mircea_popescu "also ran on beer"
21:26 asciilifeform http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/images/BenderBeer051811.jpg
21:26 nubbins` i made cheese beer bread today
21:26 nubbins` so yum
21:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10750 @ 0.00080197 = 8.6212 BTC [+] {2}
21:32 undata mircea_popescu: regarding db, would you loathe sqlite?
21:32 undata those can get pretty massive and still do well
21:33 asciilifeform undata: i'd like zero library deps.
21:33 mircea_popescu undata i wouldn't loathe anything
21:33 mircea_popescu it's all the other haters one gotta worry about
21:33 BingoBoingo Bitcoin's not going anywhere, if you are going to introduce a dependency for storage why not just leap to ZFS?
21:33 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo asciilifeform was talking of a whole fs.
21:33 Luke-Jr kakobrekla: thanks
21:34 asciilifeform result should be ROMable on a 486.
21:34 undata well, you'll otherwise reinvent acid and whatnot yourself
21:34 undata which is fine
21:34 undata but that should be the goal then
21:34 Luke-Jr kakobrekla: anything we can do to make it clearer? there should have been a comment at the top explaining
21:34 mircea_popescu now the advantage to an actual fs is that since you know your blocks wil be 1mb tops, you can actually make the sectors 1mb size.
21:34 asciilifeform ^
21:34 asciilifeform mircea_popescu has his thinking helmet on!
21:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform actually i just had my finger in the right cunt.
21:34 nubbins` right on
21:34 kakobrekla Luke-Jr maybe its just common sense, that i lack of.
21:34 asciilifeform also wurks.
21:35 Luke-Jr kakobrekla: heh, well, the whole reason for that policy was because people kept fighting over order/positioning on that page XD
21:35 mircea_popescu tho honestly i am not convinced a fs is less work than a byodb hook
21:35 mircea_popescu maybe much sexier, i dunno.
21:35 asciilifeform it isn't less.
21:35 nubbins` running stock 0.5.3 is less work ;)
21:36 asciilifeform yes, because doesn't work.
21:36 BingoBoingo FFS can take you up to 2 TB
21:36 kakobrekla Luke-Jr let us fight. we will see who the better coder is.
21:36 mircea_popescu Luke-Jr from experince, nothing short of a site random display will solv that problem
21:36 kakobrekla anyway, brb
21:36 Luke-Jr kakobrekla: O.o
21:36 mircea_popescu people will start registering 1something domains link them to their main site
21:37 Luke-Jr mircea_popescu: well, that's why we go based on the main site name, not the domain
21:37 kakobrekla mircea_popescu let them do 1. ill start with 0.
21:37 mircea_popescu i guess.
21:37 kakobrekla so we rename bitbet to 0bet
21:37 nubbins` A-1 Betting Inc.
21:37 Luke-Jr randomising might work if that gets abused, but that takes effort
21:37 mircea_popescu 000losses.betsite.biz
21:38 nubbins` heh
21:38 mircea_popescu Luke-Jr i'd think randomising entries less effort than policing "main domain name" rules, but anyway, no idea wtf this even is so.
21:38 * asciilifeform read that useless piece re: herr omidyar, kept waiting for it to mention his specialty as no. 1 hoarder and withholder of snowden turd. then saw that article is by 'greenwald, poitras, ...'
21:38 mircea_popescu dun mind me.
21:38 nubbins` _youraddictionbyplacinganotherbet.us
21:38 mircea_popescu asciilifeform myeah. encouraging how clearly you can see right through their bs.
21:39 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: If it were only a management dispute why would I link it?
21:39 mircea_popescu apparently one doesn't need a politix degree.
21:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: a retarded 5yo can see clean through it
21:39 Luke-Jr mircea_popescu: well, that's part of why the comment states upfront you'll just get banned first time if you screw with the order - I just noticed kakobrekla's name so decided it'd be better to talk to him here first instead :p
21:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's my expectation of 5yos, yes, but recently they make broken ones or something.
21:39 kakobrekla Luke-Jr good call! :)
21:39 asciilifeform modern world amazes with its ability to manufacture broken.
21:39 asciilifeform !s flashlight crash
21:39 assbot 1 results for 'flashlight crash' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=flashlight+crash
21:39 Luke-Jr http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Random looks useful
21:39 assbot Extension:Random - MediaWiki
21:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3700 @ 0.00079632 = 2.9464 BTC [-] {2}
21:41 undata asciilifeform: how else were they supposed to hotfix it later?
21:41 asciilifeform lol
21:41 undata asciilifeform: though there's the risk of a bad flash
21:42 asciilifeform undata: afaik it was a mask rom.
21:43 undata then my joke is dead to me
21:44 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: crab bus << reminds me of my consulting partner's tale of the rat temple in his home town
21:44 mircea_popescu asciilifeform of course you realise with 1mb sectors the current size of the charade would be 30+ gb.
21:44 mircea_popescu ie, 3x what it is.
21:44 asciilifeform they get milk dishes, but will happily nibble on the toes of the maths students who visit
21:44 mircea_popescu heh.
21:44 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/for-capitalism/ << i forgot to link this
21:44 assbot For Capitalism! pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
21:44 asciilifeform 30+gb << 40gB was the turd upon croaking
21:45 asciilifeform that is, with 2/3 finished blockchain
21:45 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> they get milk dishes, but will happily nibble on the toes of the maths students who visit << What, no warfarin in the milk?
21:45 asciilifeform nein
21:45 asciilifeform rats - holy.
21:45 BingoBoingo But dumber than mice
21:45 BingoBoingo Though more organized
21:45 asciilifeform http://www.lovethesepics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pampered-rats-at-rat-temple.jpg
21:45 asciilifeform http://lh3.ggpht.com/-8kIGkSd5HlY/UFdBJkTZo-I/AAAAAAAAdLQ/oGTBToZyGR8/karni-mata-temple-6%25255B2%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800
21:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i missed a zero baby.
21:46 mircea_popescu ;;calc 327763 / 1024
21:46 gribble 320.081054688
21:46 mircea_popescu 320 gb
21:46 asciilifeform disk longa, vita brevis
21:46 mircea_popescu it'll be a tough sell.
21:46 asciilifeform can compress below fs layer, realize
21:46 asciilifeform a la 'doublespace.'
21:47 asciilifeform if only basic rll
21:47 asciilifeform (run length encode)
21:47 asciilifeform no need to ever store a mb of zero
21:47 mircea_popescu if anyone is a hdd afficionado, do some math as to what gain in speed justifies a 5x gain in file size ? at current and/or historical price per speed and price per size.
21:48 asciilifeform again, compress.
21:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if you compress below fs layer then the fixed blocks thing is kinda a meh idea.
21:48 asciilifeform sufficiently smart fs will compact runs.
21:49 mircea_popescu do you even have a candidate for pillaging in mind or wtf fs is even trustworthy
21:49 asciilifeform when i said fs,
21:49 asciilifeform meant - fs crafted for the occasion.
21:49 mircea_popescu what, all new code ?
21:49 mircea_popescu gtfo.
21:49 asciilifeform aha.
21:49 assbot Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0QAFFAK.txt )
21:49 BingoBoingo !b 3
21:50 mircea_popescu rewriting bitcoin is one thing. writing a new fs is a fucking dumb idea.
21:50 asciilifeform blockchain gets a block device.
21:50 BingoBoingo What's wrong with FFS? ... In one of its hundreds of incarnations...
21:50 mircea_popescu there is no way you can do anything novel and useful in terms of fs.
21:50 mircea_popescu either one or the other. not both.
21:51 asciilifeform existing fs are built to be 'all things to all people'
21:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00079592 = 4.1388 BTC [-]
21:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so what, only support s.nsa produced hard drives ?
21:51 asciilifeform nein
21:51 asciilifeform just, normal lba drives.
21:51 mircea_popescu so who are you going to steal the hardware drivers from
21:51 asciilifeform what drivers.
21:52 mircea_popescu maybe i don't iunderstand what you mean by "make own fs" and "bare metal" in that order.
21:52 asciilifeform if we're talking about a metal port, i'd use my pio hdd driver (about 1k asm)
21:52 asciilifeform works on every machine i own.
21:52 asciilifeform a purist - can use x86 bios 'int 13' block routine. (slower)
21:53 asciilifeform if we're talking about a humbler turd that runs on unix, it'd take /dev/sdwhateverthefuck'
21:53 asciilifeform and crap directly therein.
21:53 * mircea_popescu is in over his head in this discussion.
21:54 asciilifeform ('metal port' being a hypothetical 'bitcoind' that boots up as x86 os)
21:55 asciilifeform ('pio' - programmed i/o, mode of using standard 'ata' without dma. used by simple schoolboy operating systems for x86)
21:55 asciilifeform ('int 13' - traditional x86 bios interrupt function which exists to this day, used by most os boot loaders to fetch kernel from disk)
21:55 asciilifeform controller-agnostic.
21:56 asciilifeform /dev/sdX - raw block device present on all unix systems, represents a block device - e.g., hard disk - as a sequence of blocks of N (usually 512) bytes
21:56 asciilifeform on ancient boxes with parallel 'ata' - /dev/hdX
21:58 * BingoBoingo will now drop that http://datarecovery.com/about/ has been seeking russian speakers to operate "PC 9000" hard drive firmaware tool since I part timed there in 2004.
21:58 assbot About | Datarecovery.com
21:58 asciilifeform lol!
21:58 asciilifeform even now?!
21:58 mircea_popescu jejeje
21:59 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Last I checked. They opened the Toronto lab entirely for recruiting russian speakers
22:00 * BingoBoingo remembers being paid dor a tape cataloguing job one summer partially in vodka
22:01 * BingoBoingo disappointed they redesigned their website into a js turd
22:02 asciilifeform http://pastebin.com/CugtJUXt << int 13
22:02 assbot [ASM (NASM)] int 13 - Pastebin.com
22:02 BingoBoingo Oh noes http://slashdot.org/submission/3947447/us-company-seeks-to-offer-regulator-approved-bitcoin-options-market is down to blue
22:02 assbot US Company Seeks to offer Regulator Approved Bitcoin Options Market - Slashdot
22:04 mircea_popescu is that a good thing ?
22:04 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: remember the fella who booted linux on dead 'seagate' pcbs ?
22:04 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: afaik he did it by reversing ye olde 'pc 9000'
22:04 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: Bad thing
22:04 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I do indeed
22:08 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: seeking russian speakers to operate << srsly, operate, not translate ?
22:09 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_BeGDkNRtA << non-obligatory, but goes with the theme
22:09 assbot Bach - Little Fugue on Eight Floppy Drives - YouTube
22:10 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Maybe both. Maybe they have a new firmware tool? They really wanted operators though because PC 9000 kept pissing Ben off.
22:10 asciilifeform (theme of block devices...)
22:12 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: As far as the history of that firm goes though he did start out though as an audio/speaker guy
22:12 asciilifeform probably began by driving ancient hdd 'voice coils' directly with his amps...
22:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2742 @ 0.00079762 = 2.1871 BTC [+]
22:16 BingoBoingo Began by doing work setting up for various "bands" and saying technology and finding out people were approaching him with dead hard drives because he said technology
22:17 mircea_popescu http://33.media.tumblr.com/019c4f744bdafc23d8eaecd88aeb4ac7/tumblr_mtsv9elrCH1swtr5so1_500.gif << speaking of turds and all that.
22:18 asciilifeform she must've cleaned the last throne with eyes.
22:22 mircea_popescu lol
22:23 mircea_popescu 1k eyeballs right ?
22:23 asciilifeform 1m!
22:23 asciilifeform them.
~ 22 minutes ~
22:46 nubbins` downloading the blockchain is slooooow.
22:46 BingoBoingo nubbins`: The indexing is slower.
22:46 nubbins` i'll bet
22:47 nubbins` running this in a vm, worth throwing extra ram at it?
22:47 nubbins` i've got a paltry gb allocated now
22:48 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKuatNrLHLY << with english translation in 'show more' box
22:48 assbot 17 Moments of Spring - Gde-To Daleko (Somewhere Far Away) HQ - YouTube
22:48 asciilifeform (re: 'go into forest')
22:49 dignork nubbins`: btw if you're trying to boot the 0.5.3 version, try the -testnet first, the db is smaller, and it's supposed to contain borderline crazy transactions
22:49 mats_cd03 mircea_popescu: i retched
22:50 nubbins` dignork thanks, good tip
22:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10200 @ 0.00079905 = 8.1503 BTC [+]
23:00 dignork nubbins`: I cowrdly take this back: current testnet is a 3rd chain - I think genesis block was switched, but not sure when exactly, so 0.5.3 might have an old genesis block :(
23:01 nubbins` no sweat
23:04 dignork yup, no dice: https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Testnet - "Testnet3 is the current test network. It was introduced with the 0.7 release, introduced a third genesis block..."
23:04 assbot Testnet - Bitcoin
23:06 kakobrekla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sUIa1wXKk
23:06 assbot Butnskala - Lisice - YouTube
23:07 kakobrekla (relevant to ebola)
23:13 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Also Futbol Americano
23:14 BingoBoingo Going off of the concusion leap
23:22 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> running this in a vm, worth throwing extra ram at it? <<< yes, up to 16gb markedly helps
23:24 BingoBoingo So I'm pricing used workstations. All of the opteron based stuff in the past 6 years is pretty equivalent, yes?
23:26 * BingoBoingo asks because this beauty? Under $300? http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sun-Ultra-40-2xDual-Core-2-4GHz-16gb-1x250GB-Quadro-FX-4500-DVD-4xAvailable-/151458445675?pt=US_Thin_Clients&hash=item2343a0796b
23:26 assbot Sun Ultra 40 2XDUAL Core 2 4GHz 16GB 1X250GB Quadro FX 4500 DVD 4XAVAILABLE | eBay
23:27 BingoBoingo http://slashdot.org/submission/3947571/do-you-know-the-three-main-causes-of-prostatitis-for-teenagers
23:27 assbot Do you know the three main causes of prostatitis for teenagers - Slashdot
23:31 BingoBoingo Holy shit!!! Who do people even buy new computers? http://www.ebay.com/itm/Precision-690-10-Pack-2-x-DCX-2-66Ghz-4GB-667Mhz-146GB-15K-7-Pro/120625143566?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D777000%26algo%3DABA.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D27538%26meid%3D06f913a9ae9b4c19bbef119b93c13ee7%26pid%3D100009%26prg%3D11353%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26
23:31 assbot Precision 690 10 Pack 2 x DCX 2 66GHz 4GB 667MHz 146GB 15K 7 Pro | eBay
23:33 kakobrekla 10 pack lol
23:38 BingoBoingo I know!
23:38 BingoBoingo I could start a university computer lab with that shit
23:39 BingoBoingo Right after I buy/conquer a university
23:40 mod6 the fs idea is sexy, and indeed ufs2 w/soft updates would be probably best, which is default for everything post fbsd 5 iirc.
23:41 mats_cd03 BingoBoingo: youre tempting me to buy a workstation of my own
23:41 mod6 but sounds like we're getting into RE-ENGINEER ALL THE THINGS if we start to not trust whatever is already out there
23:41 * mats_cd03 browses craigslist
23:41 BingoBoingo mats_cd03: I have wanted ECC ram for about a decade now, but never pulled the trigger on it
23:43 mats_cd03 i was under the impression most motherboards support ECC and non-ECC
23:43 asciilifeform mod6: idea was, blockchain, as potentially the majority user of future hdd space on planet, deserves own (ab initio) scheme of mapping to block device.
23:45 BingoBoingo mats_cd03: From what I understand ECC is still a luxury sold to the discerning which the "cloud" is trying to handwave over
23:45 asciilifeform mats_cd03: no
23:45 mats_cd03 hm.
23:46 asciilifeform ecc with amd cpu - almost impossible to obtain now. ecc on intel - on high-end 'xeon' boards.
23:46 mod6 asciilifeform: perhaps. i worry that we're all of the sudden going to fork *bsd and make mpexos
23:46 BingoBoingo mod6: I prefer the term Stanix
23:46 mod6 heheh
23:46 mod6 not bad :]
23:47 BingoBoingo Now that people are finally reading GNU utils I imagine split will be from OpenBSD 5.X -current
23:47 * asciilifeform innocent of ab initio unixen, other than as school homework
23:47 * asciilifeform would like to stay that way
23:48 BingoBoingo Well, real Unix exists... in Textbooks
23:48 mod6 do you mean 'real' as in systemv?
23:49 BingoBoingo mod6: Real as in... before system*
23:49 * asciilifeform downed pilot not worm connoisseur
23:49 BingoBoingo back when it was version*
23:49 * asciilifeform swears by 'unix hater's handbook'
23:49 * BingoBoingo has several coppies
23:50 BingoBoingo My domicile was slow rolled by the local 5-0 about half an our ago so mzt misssspelt words
23:51 * asciilifeform had to look up most of above to make any sense
23:52 mod6 so, since we're talking about it, what would be the most idea env for such a reference implentation? a fully stripped openbsd with a custom fs & drivers?
23:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16432 @ 0.00079592 = 13.0786 BTC [-]
23:52 * BingoBoingo really wants the disorderly conduct case to fucking end
23:52 BingoBoingo mod6: OpenBSD on its own is prolly hostile enough to dev in
23:52 asciilifeform mod6: custom fs doesn't require an os-level turd, just a raw block device that the process is permitted to r/w.
23:52 mod6 s/openbsd/*bsd
23:53 asciilifeform mod6: idea being, among other merits, that in the future shedding the os entirely will be considerably easier.
23:53 mod6 so you wouldn't say, want to strip kern mods out or whatever?
23:53 mod6 what about wintel eth drivers?
23:53 asciilifeform that's a separate work
23:54 mod6 what about like 69000 other things?
23:54 asciilifeform what other things?
23:54 BingoBoingo What ken mods? OpenBSD offers two kernels bsd and bsd.mp, if you want more fuck you
23:54 asciilifeform the only devices a hypothetical bitcoin x86 os needs to comprehend is disk and nic
23:55 asciilifeform disk - see example posted earlier (< 1 kb asm)
23:55 mod6 eh..nm
23:55 asciilifeform nic - similar. see example in 'bare metal os' (bsd license, iirc)
23:55 * asciilifeform just wanted a fucking book
23:56 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Problem is book has wants too
23:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7200 @ 0.00079592 = 5.7306 BTC [-]
23:56 asciilifeform 'first the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man'
23:56 asciilifeform (jp?)
23:56 BingoBoingo Indeeds
23:57 BingoBoingo Prolly universal
23:57 asciilifeform one of the things pretty much no one (save possibly mircea_popescu) seems to comprehend is that bitcoin is, what old timers call - 'safety critical code'
23:58 asciilifeform as in, would you want a multithreaded os like unix on, e.g., pacemaker ?
23:58 asciilifeform safety critical means not always death, but wors
23:58 asciilifeform e
23:59 BingoBoingo Actually... in cariac replacement parts, mechanical failures tend to kill first.
23:59 asciilifeform like, your whole reich goes down
23:59 BingoBoingo like dad's brave little plastic aortic valve
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