Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans


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00:00 BingoBoingo decimation: USG has been sending rednecks overseas since tripoli
00:01 BingoBoingo Tripoli was prolly the West's last decisive victory over Abdullah
00:02 decimation back then they had the sense to take them home at least
00:03 BingoBoingo lol
00:03 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: http://terminallance.com/2014/01/17/terminal-lance-302-pirate-sword
00:03 assbot Terminal Lance - Terminal Lance #302 “Pirate Sword”
00:05 decimation lol
00:05 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Cousin actually after leaving broke his pirate sword testing it against a $15 Walmart machete on honeysuckle in the back yard
00:07 decimation if augustus were transported into our time, he would wonder why the us spends blood & treasure to "occupy" lands without expecting tribute or gold mines
00:08 BingoBoingo decimation: Well, it might have made sense if Blood for Oil was an actual thing and not a hippie chant
00:08 BingoBoingo http://terminallance.com/2014/06/17/terminal-lance-328-avengers-assemble/
00:08 assbot Terminal Lance - Terminal Lance #328 “Avengers Assemble”
00:08 decimation my point is ... why isn't iraq New Texas with Bush City as its capitol?
00:09 BingoBoingo Cause suckitude.
00:09 BingoBoingo Arabs could have been the new Mexicans, but... Progressivism
00:10 benkay http://airbnblogos.tumblr.com/image/91994650874
00:10 assbot AirBNB Logos. : Photo
00:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.17800014 = 1.068 BTC [-] {3}
00:10 benkay http://media.tumblr.com/a6764c9453c58a3c1e42654ed89a6e69/tumblr_n8u33zdSnA1r5wpf1o1_1280.png
00:11 BingoBoingo benkay: Wait airBnB ignores fags nao?
00:13 benkay who's a what now?
00:13 BingoBoingo benkay: Well, apparently airbnd is all about the pussy nao
00:14 benkay http://33.media.tumblr.com/e5c93fd1bc11c41746fe03b3bfc41c85/tumblr_n8tx0awiHX1tho45lo1_1280.png
00:15 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: What is the BTC/Meat price?
00:17 danielpbarron one sec, I'll put up some new orders
00:17 * BingoBoingo digs KoL account out of the abyss
00:19 danielpbarron it's about 3`180`927 MEAT per 1 XCP
00:19 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: Translate that to BTC or ATC
00:19 mircea_popescu <decimation> my point is ... why isn't iraq New Texas with Bush City as its capitol? << same reason the eu didn't take on turkey when it had the chance.
00:19 mircea_popescu idiots.
00:20 BingoBoingo Or I'll comprehend XCP if you quote spectral pickles as the underlying
00:20 danielpbarron my equation is {meat/mr. a}*{btc/xcp}*{usd/btc}/10
00:20 decimation turkey would be a much better deal than greece
00:21 danielpbarron i get the btc/xcp price from blockscan.com which quotes the latest trade on the DEX (I think)
00:21 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: WTF is this marketmaking based on precise calculations???
00:21 danielpbarron lol
00:22 BingoBoingo No, seriously sounds like a way to lose a lot of money
00:24 danielpbarron well, the market cap of MEAT is less than 10 XCP so I'm not too worried
00:25 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: How much ATC or BTC is 10 XCP?
00:25 BingoBoingo Can't find a good quote
00:27 danielpbarron 10 XCP is about 0.04127 BTC
00:27 danielpbarron if the DEX is even accurate
00:29 dub fuck is xcp
00:30 danielpbarron counterparty money (it's like mastercoin)
00:34 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: So how many meat for 0.05 BTC?
00:38 danielpbarron BingoBoingo, 38`538`008 MEAT per 0.05 BTC
00:38 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: I'll take all the meat then, post address
00:39 danielpbarron well I don't have that much meat; are you saying you'll pay extra for it?
00:39 danielpbarron I wouldn't mind donating for some mr. a's to get that much meat for you
00:40 danielpbarron thereby converting my USD into BTC :D
00:40 BingoBoingo Well, I want to help put this thing out of its misery.
00:40 BingoBoingo But avoiding putting BTC into USD
00:40 BingoBoingo How many BTC to kill this asset?
00:41 benkay aw now you've gone and hurt danielpbarron's feelings!
00:41 danielpbarron 0.05 is more than enough to buy the 24`541`500 MEAT that I have ready to go
00:42 BingoBoingo Well, Sounds like the cap on this then is well under 0.05
00:43 danielpbarron I'd rather do it on the DEX so it gets tracked on the top assets graph, but I'm not gonna turn down BTC if you send it here: 1MbPpiePrxuQLMeGZZJiYPbuta5farHyto
00:44 danielpbarron I can send the MEAT to any BTC address, but it's probably best if you get an address from counterwallet.co if you want to trade them easily
00:44 danielpbarron unless you're already running counterparty on one of your machines
00:44 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: Send the meat to Atruk 947952eaf8724b41837f490a6e8049810399651cb2725c383a28f822b2350929 I want the actual meat
00:44 benkay <BingoBoingo> How many BTC to kill this asset? // doesn't sound like there's much trading in MEAT's future.
00:44 BingoBoingo All of it
00:45 danielpbarron ...
00:45 danielpbarron :p
00:45 danielpbarron alright well i'm just gonna donate for some more meat to cover it again
00:46 danielpbarron that's a deal if you want; I'll send you 27`000`000 actual KoL meat for 0.05 BTC
00:46 benkay the misery persists!
00:49 BingoBoingo Imma just spend it on spectral pickles anyways
00:50 mircea_popescu https://www.guerrillamail.com/#/bitcoin btw
00:50 assbot Guerrilla Mail - Disposable Temporary E-Mail Address
00:51 danielpbarron BingoBoingo, Package sent.
00:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://mailinator.com - ancient
00:51 assbot Mailinator
00:52 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the bitcoin part.
00:52 asciilifeform aha
00:53 BingoBoingo thank you danielpbarron
00:54 danielpbarron heh, just donated another 30 USD to jick for some mr. a's
01:01 BingoBoingo !up VanCleef Ur welcome Dudebro
01:01 VanCleef thanks bro
01:01 VanCleef i miss this room
01:02 benkay hey VanCleef how've you been
01:02 VanCleef good thanks benkay bro, yourself?
01:02 benkay casi casi
01:03 benkay just successfully scripted a postgres install on ubuntu
01:06 benkay flopped out of bed last night and threw my back out too, huzzah
01:15 BingoBoingo !up hanbot
01:21 hanbot ty kindly BB. was going to pester mike_c for the reasoning behind closing wol betting @ 21 blocks to game closure, as opposed to whatever, 50, 10, etc. anyone else know?
01:23 BingoBoingo Maybe number correlates to buttplug size?
01:23 hanbot lol whose?
01:25 BingoBoingo Well, whoever is a size 21
01:28 hanbot reasonable enough, i'm satisfied.
01:34 BingoBoingo !up VanCleef
01:34 BingoBoingo VanCleef: Were you the NYDFS van cleef
~ 23 minutes ~
01:58 kyuupichan So why does bitcoin-qt sit forever at some blocks whilst catching up? WTF is it doing?
~ 20 minutes ~
02:18 cazalla my guess when it's happened to me is that there is more tx in the block but i really have nfi
02:30 decimation quit
~ 24 minutes ~
02:55 Bet placed: 1.9999 BTC for No on "BTC to top $800 before August" http://bitbet.us/bet/994/ Odds: 18(Y):82(N) by coin, 19(Y):81(N) by weight. Total bet: 15.29142557 BTC. Current weight: 74,316.
~ 27 minutes ~
03:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 265 @ 0.00271399 = 0.7192 BTC [+]
~ 29 minutes ~
03:52 jurov <mike_c> [00:09:08] btw, jurov, that mid-line on the history chart what you had in mind? << to see more easily if it was above/below 50%
03:53 jurov nm you added it
03:59 pankkake ;;later tell asciilifeform I sold headphones. Tried to sold hard drives but no success. It's not very practical anyway, I think it's going to end up on eBay with a Bitcoin discount
03:59 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:59 pankkake tried to sold. lol. if only I read what I wrote
04:00 pankkake freenode is really crappy lately
04:02 pankkake ;;view
04:02 gribble #21093 Thu Jul 17 04:01:53 2014 pankkake SELL 1.0 TB @ 25 EUR (Up to 6x1.5TB and 4x750GB hard drives #eu only because heavy objects, I prefer grouped order) || #21094 Thu Jul 17 04:02:10 2014 pankkake BUY 1.0 Firefly dinos @ 50 USD (Get it shipped to you, reship it to France https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/156d/)
~ 1 hours 8 minutes ~
05:11 fluffypony hrrrrm
05:11 fluffypony is bitcointa.lk broken?
05:11 fluffypony no updates since July 8th
05:11 fluffypony :(
05:14 pankkake ;;seen cedivad
05:14 gribble cedivad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 weeks, 1 day, 12 hours, 18 minutes, and 53 seconds ago: <cedivad> Barber claimed that they were payments to suppliers, but he has still to prove that.
05:14 fluffypony pity
~ 1 hours 25 minutes ~
06:40 ThickAsThieves http://www.coindesk.com/
06:40 assbot Bitcoin News, Prices, Charts, Guides & Analysis - CoinDesk
06:41 ThickAsThieves oops
06:41 ThickAsThieves http://www.coindesk.com/world-bank-report-bitcoin-naturally-occurring-ponzi/
06:41 assbot World Bank Report: Bitcoin is a 'Naturally Occurring' Ponzi
06:41 ThickAsThieves told you guys!
06:42 davout as opposed to government-regulated ponzees
06:45 pankkake "And it isn’t safe given hacking of it." "and on how to enhance efficiency and cut transactions cost" guy can't even into English
~ 36 minutes ~
07:22 ThickAsThieves http://economicsandlaw.org/fajlovi/Vol10/No.%2010%20-%20Economics%20and%20Law.pdf#page=138
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07:59 nubbins` ;;later tell BingoBoingo we've never printed on rugs, can't imagine it'd be very nice
07:59 gribble The operation succeeded.
08:00 nubbins` we do, however, cut rugs on the regular
08:01 jurov maybe he meant to use knitting machine instead of print
08:02 nubbins` i think rugs are hooked
08:02 nubbins` i admittedly have no idea but it seems like a fairly industrious process
08:03 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhTfw6UzFWs
08:03 assbot Jaipur, India: Silk Screen Factory - YouTube
08:03 nubbins` amazing
08:03 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
08:04 nubbins` ^
08:06 nubbins` incidentally, that's how wallpaper is printed in boutique first-world shops
~ 20 minutes ~
08:27 xmj Booooo
08:27 xmj Google doesn't want me.
08:29 pankkake in what way?
08:30 nkuttler easy, become more attractive
08:32 xmj was that what she said?
08:43 chetty <xmj> Google doesn't want me.//lucky
08:50 pankkake http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28348223
08:50 assbot BBC News - Microsoft set to axe 18,000 jobs
08:52 dub if only they used actual axes
08:53 diana_coman if it's of any interest to anyone, a bit of playing with the logs: http://www.ossasepia.com/2014/07/17/get-one-just-like-bitcoin-people/
08:53 assbot “Get one just like bitcoin people” in Ossasepia
08:58 mircea_popescu No better test to see text mining fail, it seems, than applying it to irc logs on bitcoin-assets: a careful calibration of state of the art tools yielded only a clear case of “by the time you figure out and implement everything needed to obtain even reasonable results, you surely did the “automated” work at least 5 times if not 10, if not 100.”
08:58 mircea_popescu this is proof of intelligence i say
09:01 mircea_popescu given the enthusiasm of text mining people << this is the enthusiasm of the doomed - it doesn't reflect anything on the direct avenue, but is merely the nervous laugh of someone who just got cut in half.
09:02 chetty well to mine anything you sort of need to know what you are looking for
09:02 mircea_popescu text mining people are among the few who appreciate the problem of text deluge close to its actual size, which is another way to say they actually know we're surrounded by uncontrolled wildfire. that they pretend like you know, pissing on it works is more the result of their psychological need to fit in with the rest of the crowd, that blisfully ignores the problem, than anything else.
09:03 mircea_popescu in any case the end of civilisation is here simply because we've lost control of text.
09:03 mircea_popescu chetty yeah. it becomes problematic when you provably can't know, yet you still have to. this is a macroproblem of "nobody knows wtf the tax code says"
09:13 diana_coman mircea_popescu yeah, I kind of expected that, but as I said - it was more for the fun and getting to read all that + there is proof now out there
09:13 pankkake shouldn't common words be excluded? I used to do that to IRC stats
09:13 diana_coman pankkake, I excluded the most common ones
09:14 diana_coman I guess it depends on what you consider common
09:14 diana_coman I excluded stuff like "the" "a" etc
09:14 diana_coman obviously, excluding some more could make it a bit better, but from what I saw, it doesn't get it too far still
09:14 pankkake right
09:15 ThickAsThieves as i read diana's post, it occurs to me how much this channel is like the Howard Stern show
09:15 diana_coman simply because of the fact that the discussions really are pretty much about everything and in all forms and shapes
09:15 ThickAsThieves mp is Stern, providing most content
09:15 ThickAsThieves while friends like Robin and baba incite it
09:15 ThickAsThieves nubbins, me, ascii, etc
09:16 ThickAsThieves we even have the sexual bent
09:16 ThickAsThieves in the content
09:16 ThickAsThieves Stern also had similar standards for guests of the show
09:17 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves what standards are those ?
09:17 diana_coman ThickAsThieves it clearly is driven mainly by a few people
09:17 mircea_popescu o nm, i misread
09:17 ThickAsThieves like he'd try to get certain people on
09:17 ThickAsThieves and wouldnt allow some
09:17 ThickAsThieves and enjoyed company of sluts
09:17 chetty haha the b-a reality show, comming soon
09:17 mircea_popescu lol. and had wild hair.
09:18 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves can you summarize them standards ?
09:18 ThickAsThieves shit i havent watched/listened in years
09:18 ThickAsThieves surely google can help
09:18 ThickAsThieves his movie is pretty good too, if you havent seen it
09:19 mircea_popescu pankkake actually if i had to somehow do what she's trying to do, i'd cheat : get the words put into !s and ;;ud, look three lines prior for the sentence they appear in, build the sentence tree and then use that grammatical pattern on the whole log.
09:19 mircea_popescu extract all words which work syntactically in the same manner as the searched terms.
09:19 dub all I remember is the awful scene with that chick raping a woofer
09:19 mircea_popescu because what the search does is it says "this is an important AND OBSCURE" term.
09:19 mircea_popescu whereas you want to see important and anti-obscure words.
09:19 ThickAsThieves dub it was indeed memorable
09:19 mircea_popescu dub you know that's what i know of stern too ?
09:20 mircea_popescu o wait, he also had a girl that fucked her mother on once ? or what was it ?
09:20 ThickAsThieves he had all kindsa shit like that
09:21 ThickAsThieves geez, Stern is 60?
09:21 dub that and he's weird al's doppleganger
09:21 diana_coman mircea_popescu uhm, the structures did not seem so uniform, but it could be worth a try
09:21 mircea_popescu dub nah, weird al is all fat. stern looks more like zappa imo
09:22 ThickAsThieves http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FCC_fines_of_The_Howard_Stern_Show
09:22 assbot FCC fines of The Howard Stern Show - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
09:23 ThickAsThieves !s diana_coman
09:23 assbot 6 results for 'diana_coman' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=diana_coman
09:24 mircea_popescu http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2005/11/howard-stern2.gif | http://www.vinylrecords.ch/F/FR/Frank_Zappa/cruising/frank-zappa-portrait.jpg
09:24 ThickAsThieves what brings you here diana_coman?
09:24 mircea_popescu lmao wait, wikipedia has a page dedicated to "fcc fines stern" ?! ahahah.
09:25 ThickAsThieves you are behind MP, you need an SEC fine page
09:25 diana_coman ThickAsThieves curiosity mainly; I've been around for a while, but I don't talk much
09:25 ThickAsThieves or, hell, FCC too
09:25 ThickAsThieves cool cool
09:25 mircea_popescu !up andreas__
09:25 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves nah, i don't. i'd much rather google spit out trilema than wikipedia.
09:26 ThickAsThieves true, i guess we can always detail your exploits in the b-a wiki
09:26 mircea_popescu hm i guess this is actually open for some comparison.
09:27 mircea_popescu hey everyone that is awake : please put in a list of five words that you'd estimate are the key terms for [your interest of] b-a
09:27 mircea_popescu then we can actually score how well the computer did.
09:28 dub scam scam scam scam and scam
09:28 chetty people have 'fixed' interests like that?
09:29 ThickAsThieves i cant do it without losing context
09:29 mircea_popescu chetty yeah, as i said that i was sitting here going wtf i have nfi what i should write now.
09:29 mircea_popescu this is what i get for being impulsive.
09:29 ThickAsThieves like i could just say bitcoin, or mircea_popescu
09:29 pankkake surprising that scam wasn't one of the top words
09:29 mircea_popescu i mean something like ipo ceo scam mpex bitbet i guess, but wtf. i have no idea i'll be interested in what ppl say BEFORE they say it.
09:29 pankkake scam, troll, tits, slander, ?
09:29 diana_coman ThickAsThieves that's what the computer said!
09:29 pankkake scam, troll, tits, slander, AMAZING
09:29 dub computer says no
09:30 chetty thats the whole thing, data is nothing without context
09:30 mircea_popescu AMAZING COMPANY!
09:30 ThickAsThieves but really it's mor elike: bitcoin current affairs & discourse
09:30 mircea_popescu someone should send dub a viking hat anyway.
09:31 dub it wouldnt fit over my batman mask
09:31 mircea_popescu Viking-Batman Dub.
09:31 mircea_popescu now that's a comic i'd check out.
09:33 los_pantalones repartee peers encyclopedic knowledge logs
09:33 mircea_popescu !s repartee
09:33 assbot 1 results for 'repartee' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=repartee
09:33 mircea_popescu you lose :D
09:34 los_pantalones damn!
09:34 mircea_popescu http://www.dianacoman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/keywords_may14-300x253.png <<< the most notable thing i see here is that "first" and "last" have the same motherfucking weight.
09:34 mircea_popescu do that on twitter/reddit/btctalk/coindesk w/e, it's all FIRST and LARGEST and etc.
09:35 mircea_popescu and wtf is "mbuy
09:37 los_pantalones why is "well" on here but not "welp" ?
09:37 ThickAsThieves cuz no one says welp
09:38 mircea_popescu http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/11/116066/2283684-Jimmy_bieber_Popcorn_cu-thumb-350x197-14878.gif << someone put this in the bitbet wail thread about the sr auction.
09:38 mircea_popescu imo it's the best popcorn pic ON THE INTERNETS
09:38 ThickAsThieves lol
09:39 mircea_popescu los_pantalones you understand, this is based on the logs, it's not meta.
09:39 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust assbot gabriel_laddel
09:39 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user gabriel_laddel: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=gabriel_laddel | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=gabriel_laddel | Rated since: never
09:39 mircea_popescu ;;rate gabriel_laddel 1 New blood
09:39 gribble Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
09:39 mircea_popescu !up gabriel_laddel
09:39 mircea_popescu suppose you get to that hm ?
09:39 gabriel_laddel Registering with gribble?
09:39 gabriel_laddel Of course.
09:39 mircea_popescu k
09:40 gabriel_laddel I read logs+loper-os+trilema, I have not yet registered for my own reasons.
09:43 cazalla lulz im porn.gif, wtf no img tags in comments? scam
09:43 cazalla popcorn.gif i means
09:45 mircea_popescu cause people would prolly put all sorts of huge pagebreaking shit
09:48 mircea_popescu diana_coman users-by-lines is already in http://stats.bitcoin-assets.com/ users-by-words and per-user-mean-wordlength'd have been moar interesting.
09:48 assbot #bitcoin-assets stats
09:51 mircea_popescu which also brings us to a disparity : "users by lines, last 12 months 2.) mircea_popescu 92547" according to kako
09:52 mircea_popescu 's stats ; logs between 26 March 2013 and 12 June 2014. mircea_popescu 91479 according to diana_coman. well which is it ? cause these can't both be right
09:53 chetty navel gazing
09:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform drops from 18964 in 12 months to 16627 in 15 months.
09:55 mircea_popescu chetty hm ?
09:56 chetty just noticing the self absorbtion of a channel mostly talking about itself, perhaps b-a is becoming enlightened?
09:58 kakobrekla mircea_popescu at least one day got thrown out from the log data so there wont be 100% match
09:58 mircea_popescu first, they mocked others, but i didn't say anything because they weren't mocking me. then they started talking about themselves but i didn't say anything because i wasn't there. and now there's nothing to talk about.
09:58 mircea_popescu kakobrekla you mean cuz assbot didn't see it ? how did it put it in the stats then ?
09:59 kakobrekla no, its in the logs it just that we couldnt make sense of it
09:59 kakobrekla O_o
09:59 mircea_popescu you are making sense right now.
10:02 kakobrekla on i side not, i figured it out now whats the problem but whatever doesnt matter.
10:02 mircea_popescu x.x
10:02 kakobrekla on a side note
10:03 kakobrekla obv i need coffee. brb.
10:03 jurov lul dotcoin is hungry https://www.crowdfunder.com/bitcoin-sarl/deal/
10:03 assbot Bitcoin SARL: Nice, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur, FR | www.crowdfunder.com
10:04 fluffypony yeah wtf
10:04 fluffypony "Markus Weiler has invited you to view Bitcoin SARL's fundraising details on their Crowdfunder Deal. Check out their Deal on Crowdfunder.com."
10:04 fluffypony just saw that mail
10:04 fluffypony http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2aycxs/hi_this_is_ben_lawsky_at_nydfs_here_are_the/
10:04 assbot Hi, this is Ben Lawsky at NYDFS. Here are the proposed BitLicense regulations. : Bitcoin
10:04 mircea_popescu awww y no kickstarter
10:04 fluffypony twizt spotted that
10:05 fluffypony here's the proposed framework: http://www.dfs.ny.gov/about/press2014/pr1407171-vc.pdf
10:06 mircea_popescu Section 200.15 Anti-money laundering program << stopped reading.
10:06 mircea_popescu no-anti-money-laundering is not negotiable.
10:07 ThickAsThieves https://pay.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2aycxs/hi_this_is_ben_lawsky_at_nydfs_here_are_the/
10:07 assbot Hi, this is Ben Lawsky at NYDFS. Here are the proposed BitLicense regulations. : Bitcoin
10:07 mircea_popescu pay.reddit.com ?
10:07 ThickAsThieves http://www.dfs.ny.gov/about/press2014/pr1407171-vc.pdf
10:07 jurov fluffypony can you request access to see what dotcoin derpage?
10:07 fluffypony jurov: sure
10:07 ThickAsThieves dunno wat the pay subdom is
10:09 ThickAsThieves " No Person shall, without a license obtained from the superintendent as provided in
10:09 ThickAsThieves this Part, engage in any Virtual Currency Business Activity."
10:10 ThickAsThieves merchants and consumers that utilize Virtual Currency solely for the purchase or sale of goods or
10:10 ThickAsThieves services are exempt
10:13 ThickAsThieves Each Licensee is prohibited from selling, transferring, assigning, lending, hypothecating, pledging, or
10:13 ThickAsThieves otherwise using or encumbering assets, including Virtual Currency, held, stored, or maintained by, or under the custody or control of, such Licensee on behalf of another Person.
10:14 mircea_popescu ahahahaha
10:14 mircea_popescu wtf are these idiots.
10:14 mircea_popescu it's a fucking fixed volume deflationary currency. it can't even jokingly contemplate such an arrangement.
10:15 mircea_popescu so what, this is the strat, "prevent bitcoin from raping the usd by making it unable to work like a currency" ? lulz. people will just move to connecticut.
10:16 mircea_popescu this is roughly the equivalent of a license to build boats provided they're oar powered and leak.
10:16 pankkake re boats, this is what the French gov did to Uber
10:17 ThickAsThieves When a Licensee is involved in a transaction or series of transactions for the receipt, exchange, conversion, purchase, sale, transfer, or transmission of Virtual Currency, in an aggregate amount exceeding the United States dollar value of $10,000 in one day, by one Person, the Licensee shall notify the Department, in a manner prescribed by the superintendent, within 24 hours.
10:17 pankkake "you might do your thing but you have to wait 15 min" then "you might do your thing but you can't use geolocalization"
10:17 mircea_popescu pankkake lmao
10:19 ThickAsThieves Licensees are prohibited from maintaining relationships of any type in connection with their Virtual Currency Business Activity with entities that do not have a physical presence in any country.
10:19 ThickAsThieves hmm
10:19 mircea_popescu lmao
10:20 mircea_popescu ah lanky guy behind a very short sixty dollar desk, how amusing you are.
10:21 dignork Regulators might think of something like this: http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-protected-vericoin-stolen-mintpal-wallet-breach/
10:21 assbot 8 Million Vericoin Hack Prompts Hard Fork to Recover Funds
10:21 pankkake I suppose reddit will say "but we were supposed to be friends"
10:23 mircea_popescu "About FoxySoft. FoxySoft is founded by Alex Allen. Alex has been a professional game developer since 1997 when she began her career as an Art Director, transforming traditional board games into PC games. FoxySoft works with local businesses and startup foundations to create a solid business model and ensure stability in the company’s framework. FoxySoft’s combined talent and experience has produced such games as:
10:23 mircea_popescu DC Universe Online Star Wars Galaxies PlanetSide 2 Magic the Gathering Everquest 2"
10:23 diana_coman mircea_popescu re mismatch in number of lines - there are some missing in my data (part is what kakobrekla said earlier that I had to throw out one day due to funny things with the timestamps)
10:23 ThickAsThieves well Lawsky wants public comment, so be sure to make public comment mp
10:24 mircea_popescu i have.
10:24 ThickAsThieves reddit is so funny
10:24 mircea_popescu lansky is not important enough just yet to pick his venue.
10:24 diana_coman as for words and mean length, I'll be back with it in a few moments
10:24 ThickAsThieves all the commenters dont want to read it or think for themselves
10:24 ThickAsThieves so they are all literally asking what to think
10:24 mircea_popescu well it IS reddit...
10:24 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2aycxs/hi_this_is_ben_lawsky_at_nydfs_here_are_the/
10:24 assbot Hi, this is Ben Lawsky at NYDFS. Here are the proposed BitLicense regulations. : Bitcoin
10:25 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i like the part where someone tipped him three fiddy
10:26 mircea_popescu guy actually has to file paperwork for that, which i bet you he doesn't know about and doesn't do,
10:26 mircea_popescu which i bet you will result in a criminal complaint cca 2015ish.
10:26 ThickAsThieves lol
10:27 pankkake http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2avch7/survey_results_bitcoin_survey/
10:27 assbot Survey Results | Bitcoin Survey : Bitcoin
10:27 mircea_popescu that's the funny thing with the usg bureaucracy, the entire "make the laws too complex and then add regulation" thing used to work in their favour cca 1980-1990. but once that starts moving it doesn't stop, and now they're left behind.
10:27 mircea_popescu i don't think i've ever had an encounter with any sort of govt employee where i couldn't have sued him into the dirt if so inclined.
10:28 mthreat mircea_popescu: what a great "DOS" type attack - do things such as tip them small amounts, so they have to file paperwork or be guilty of something
10:29 mircea_popescu mthreat this is the problem of half baked systems. just like sm sites are structurally vulnerable because they misimplement the wot, just like the phone corps & banks are vulnerable because they misimplement crypto,
10:30 mircea_popescu everyone in the old world is very, very vulnerable to a long long list of new attacks.
10:30 mircea_popescu stuff like goatse and rick rolling are merely playful swings around the margins of the gaping hole.
10:31 mircea_popescu take something as simple as swatting : nothing in the old world is designed or capable to handle distributed coordinated effort.
10:32 cazalla swatting a bitcoin conference
10:32 chetty hmm wonder if you could swat an IRS office ..
10:32 cazalla now that'd be lulzy
10:33 chetty dragon should be occupied eating its own tail
10:33 mthreat ya but swatting is presumably illegal. tipping is not, so thousands of people could conceivably do it without breaking any law
10:33 mircea_popescu mthreat it only became illegal after they caught on.
10:33 chetty plenty of stuff they havent gotten around to making illegal - yet
10:34 mircea_popescu but before they caught on... it wasn't. so what is this, bayesian spam filtering ?
10:34 mircea_popescu done by hand by people who never got past 9th grade math ?
10:35 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
10:35 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 616.93, Best ask: 618.9, Bid-ask spread: 1.97000, Last trade: 618.89, 24 hour volume: 5229.14362461, 24 hour low: 610.0, 24 hour high: 623.0, 24 hour vwap: 615.352893005
10:37 ThickAsThieves china tried to rally but failed so far
10:44 mircea_popescu i guess someone has to try and fail for the rest to get it. teaching without training is kinda dead in the water.
10:46 mircea_popescu !up indiancandy1
10:49 mircea_popescu http://bitbet.us/bet/994/btc-to-top-800-before-august/ this thing keeps growing but remarkably the odds stay about the same
10:49 assbot BitBet - BTC to top $800 before August :: 3.01 B (19%) on Yes, 12.92 B (81%) on No | closing in 1 week 4 days | weight: 72`228 (100`000 to 1)
10:50 ThickAsThieves oh shit, read Lanksy's definition of Virtual Currency
10:50 ThickAsThieves it includes centralized
10:50 diana_coman mircea_popescu updated the post with users by words and mean wordlength per user (per line), is that what you meant?
10:50 ThickAsThieves so does AmazonCoin and such have to comply now?
10:50 ThickAsThieves what about video game currencies?
10:51 ThickAsThieves nevermind
10:51 ThickAsThieves he excludes gaming platforms
10:51 mircea_popescu http://www.dianacoman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/meanWordlength_all.png << 11 ?
10:51 mircea_popescu does that count url as words ?
10:52 ThickAsThieves also excludes reward programs and such
10:57 kakobrekla so what you are saying is that im barely readable?
10:58 mircea_popescu kakobrekla http://bareisbest.tumblr.com/post/32499335130
10:58 kakobrekla hehe
11:00 fluffypony where is nap hex? he's disappeared :(
11:00 fluffypony *naphex
11:08 indiancandy1 wassuo bitches
11:08 indiancandy1 wassup
11:08 indiancandy1 who wants 2 buy me a ticket 2 india
11:08 indiancandy1 il do anything
11:09 diana_coman mircea_popescu yes, it counts urls, but that's not the top by wordlength, the title was misleading I guess; updated now
11:10 diana_coman it's a bit of a hack so not terribly precise - I count non-words and then add 1 - I've used basic string processing rather than all the text mining shit
11:10 mircea_popescu ah words per line. okay. also meant letters per word i guess
11:10 diana_coman uhm, think that would be of interest?
11:11 diana_coman kind of who uses the longest words or what?
11:11 mircea_popescu yea
11:11 diana_coman can be calculated though, not big deal
11:11 mircea_popescu !s hisb0hla
11:11 assbot 9 results for 'hisb0hla' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=hisb0hla
11:11 mircea_popescu wow i had no idea.
11:11 diana_coman that's the problem with the mean just like that
11:11 diana_coman if you throw a wall of text once, that's it
11:12 mircea_popescu !s omu
11:12 assbot 3 results for 'omu' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=omu
11:12 mircea_popescu lol i guess so yeah
11:12 mircea_popescu awell
11:12 diana_coman yeah, that's why I did not put the top 10 initially
11:12 diana_coman it's mainly spammers at the top based on pure length of line
11:12 mircea_popescu can it be "out of the top 100 by lines" ?
11:13 diana_coman sure, I've put now out of the top 10 by lines
11:13 diana_coman can extend that, np
11:20 asciilifeform !up indiancandy1
11:22 nubbins` so if i'm understanding correctly, that text mining blog post is recommending that people pay attention to what i have to say?
11:22 * nubbins` chuckles softly
11:23 nubbins` ;;dict "fait accompli"
11:23 gribble wn: fait accompli n 1: an irreversible accomplishment [syn: {fait accompli}, {accomplished fact}]
11:24 diana_coman mircea_popescu updated with those in top 100 considered
11:24 mircea_popescu ;;dict "faire minette"
11:24 gribble No definition for "faire minette" could be found in wn
11:24 diana_coman I've limited it to at least 12 words per line though
11:24 mircea_popescu well i guess wn is anti woman then, innit.
11:25 nubbins` always suspected
11:25 nubbins` just printed a short run of these: http://imgur.com/6WlZear
11:25 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
11:25 pankkake wn?
11:25 nubbins` webster's new?
11:26 pankkake otherwise, https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/faire_minette
11:26 assbot faire minette - Wiktionary
11:26 nubbins` :o
11:27 nubbins` hm.
11:27 nubbins` lit: make kitty?
11:27 BingoBoingo Oh, today is textual analysis day, but no hermeneutics or historicity?
11:27 pankkake ;;dict "glouglouter le poireau"
11:27 gribble No definition for "glouglouter le poireau" could be found in wn
11:27 pankkake nubbins`: yes
11:28 * nubbins` nods slowly
11:28 diana_coman nubbins` more to when you say something than to what :p
11:28 nubbins` diana_coman: i feel like i should dig a "beware" sign into the soil somewhere 8)
11:29 diana_coman see, that's why: 'cause you care :D
11:30 mircea_popescu so apparently a passenger plane got shot down in ukraina
11:30 indiancandy1 seriosly
11:30 indiancandy1 though
11:30 indiancandy1 buy me a ticket to india
11:30 indiancandy1 :(
11:31 mircea_popescu why ?
11:32 pankkake indian beggar and romanian scammer, could you guys be less stereotypical
11:32 pankkake wait, I'm the French complainer
11:33 mike_c HAHAH. (loud american)
11:33 * nubbins` coughs, rubs eyes
11:34 mike_c sickly canadian?
11:34 indiancandy1 becazuse
11:34 indiancandy1 i need 2 get to india
11:34 indiancandy1 and i cant afford it
11:34 indiancandy1 so
11:34 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 forget your needs. focus on mine.
11:34 nubbins` mike_c: sure, why not
11:34 indiancandy1 okay
11:34 indiancandy1 trade
11:34 indiancandy1 get me a ticket
11:34 indiancandy1 il do dirty things 4 u
11:34 indiancandy1 if u like
11:34 mike_c omg. more than one word per line please.
11:34 indiancandy1 sorry dear
11:35 mircea_popescu well, thing is... i don't really need you to do dirty things.
11:35 indiancandy1 im not only talking to you every other man in here
11:35 mircea_popescu it's mostly women.
11:35 nubbins` what has this place become
11:35 indiancandy1 im super hot and sexxy and horny LMAO and i need a one way ticket to india so
11:35 indiancandy1 who wants to trade ?
11:35 mircea_popescu you done the begging video yet ?
11:36 pankkake well, I need women to do dirty things for me, but I can't afford it
11:36 mircea_popescu !up jakethesnake
11:36 nubbins` pankkake: i need to send someone to india, but i'm a prude
11:36 indiancandy1 ur offering me 60bucks my ticket is 500gbp
11:36 mircea_popescu pankkake if you find a whore, bring her here and then fuck her i'll pay for it.
11:37 jakethesnake first time here -how does this wokr
11:37 asciilifeform never understood folks who beg for airplane tickets. what do they intend to eat at the destination ?
11:37 jakethesnake is this a bitcoin chat or what
11:37 pankkake free food in airplanes!
11:37 nubbins` asciilifeform: shit
11:37 nubbins` :D
11:37 pankkake this is the bitcoin chat
11:38 nubbins` with apologies to gabriel garcia marquez
11:38 jakethesnake where you from pankkake
11:38 pankkake France
11:38 chetty hello jakethesnake welcome, and its pretty much a free for all most of the time
11:38 nubbins` jakethesnake: it is a bitcoin chat, after a fashion
11:38 indiancandy1 well i can pay for my accomodation is you buy my ticket
11:38 indiancandy1 if i buy my ticket i cant afford accomodation
11:38 jakethesnake is anyone working on bitcoin initiatives in africa right now?
11:38 indiancandy1 i have 750 gbp til the 10th of aug
11:39 jakethesnake i've got a few investors interested in starting something but am looking for some bitcoin expertise to assist
11:39 BingoBoingo jakethesnake: A what sort of thing?
11:39 mike_c fluffypony is in SA.
11:39 mircea_popescu jakethesnake you could start by reading the logs.
11:39 mircea_popescu ;;topic
11:39 gribble http://bitcoin-assets.com || http://log.bitcoin-assets.com || http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com || http://blogs.bitcoin-assets.com
11:39 indiancandy1 mircea il do u a beg video for a tricket :P
11:39 pankkake and search.bitcoin-assets.com
11:39 indiancandy1 ticket
11:39 nubbins` indiancandy1 ah get out
11:39 jakethesnake mircea - where would i find those... sorry for being such a n00b haha
11:39 mircea_popescu a tricket lol
11:40 indiancandy1 baby dont laugh at me im upset right now
11:40 BingoBoingo ;;ticker
11:40 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 624.2, Best ask: 625.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.80000, Last trade: 624.2, 24 hour volume: 6238.53812135, 24 hour low: 610.0, 24 hour high: 629.0, 24 hour vwap: 616.889309913
11:41 BingoBoingo %t
11:41 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 210 Ask: 242 Last Price: 210 24h-Vol: 15k High: 210 Low: 210 VWAP: 210
11:41 pankkake %diff
11:41 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 503232.97 in 525 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: -35.91
11:41 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
11:41 gribble Current Blocks: 311181 | Current Difficulty: 1.733631697850783E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 312479 | Next Difficulty In: 1298 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 1 day, 5 hours, 9 minutes, and 52 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18420013228.1 | Estimated Percent Change: 6.25102
11:41 BingoBoingo Both coins holding steady
11:42 indiancandy1 mp u have all that money come on whats 50 gbp 2 u
11:42 indiancandy1 500*
11:42 mircea_popescu !down indiancandy1
11:42 nubbins` i was just checking to see when the half hour was up
11:42 nubbins` 8 minutes short ;D
11:43 mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejGQ5oIuP9c
11:43 assbot Monty Python - Airplane Hijack - YouTube
11:44 chetty 20 rockets were found Wednesday in a school in Gaza operated by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency
11:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1001 @ 0.00269901 = 2.7017 BTC [-] {2}
11:45 asciilifeform nubbins`: marquez << lol! that was my favourite line in the entire book!
11:45 nubbins` such a summation, hey :D
11:45 asciilifeform '—Y mientras tanto qué comemos —preguntó, y agarró al coronel por el cuello de la franela. Lo sacudió con energía—. Dime, qué comemos. El coronel necesitó setenta y cinco años —los setenta y cinco años de su vida, minuto a minuto— para llegar a ese instante. Se sintió puro, explícito, invencible, en el momento de responder. — Mierda.'
11:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 312 @ 0.00271381 = 0.8467 BTC [+] {2}
11:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1460 @ 0.00270981 = 3.9563 BTC [-] {2}
11:55 mike_c hanbot: The betting closes ~20 blocks early because otherwise the very end game presents situations that I think are non-healthy. same kind of reasons for bitbet closing bets early. the last open year is 979 because the last paid bomb goes off on year 980.
11:55 mike_c ;;later tell hanbot http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-07-2014#759770
11:55 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
11:55 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.79196920 BTC to 12`355 shares, 14504 satoshi per share
12:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 25.13873768 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 2186 satoshi per share
12:02 mthreat mircea_popescu: I read about your flashlight woes. Here's one to consider: http://www.fleshlight.com/classics/
12:02 assbot Classics
12:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 65 @ 0.01634999 = 1.0627 BTC [+] {3}
12:07 mike_c this feels the same as "bitbet is a scam" flamewars: "[FCC levies huge fine on Stern] Clear Channel responded by dropping The Howard Stern Show permanently on its six stations. Stern's audience increased by 23% in Chicago and 22% in New York, and he regained the morning top spot in Los Angeles amongst listeners aged 25-54 for the first time since 1995."
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12:29 BingoBoingo http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/White_Wednesday
12:29 assbot White Wednesday - TheKolWiki
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13:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 198 @ 0.00270999 = 0.5366 BTC [-]
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13:38 danielpbarron 12:29:10 <+BingoBoingo> http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/White_Wednesday << that's not the only time something like that happened
13:38 assbot White Wednesday - TheKolWiki
13:38 danielpbarron but Jick has a brilliant way of dealing with massive f-ups
13:39 danielpbarron he just writes up a new storyline that connects the loose ends
13:39 danielpbarron adds a new meat-sinking plot line
13:40 danielpbarron like the time a bug was discovered that let any user create endless amounts of meat
13:45 FabianB $status
13:45 empyex FabianB: Proxies: http://mpex.coinbr.com/ http://mpex.co/ MPEx-Status: Error reaching trade engine (change: $proxies <newlist>)
13:45 assbot 401 Authorization Required
14:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 381 @ 0.00270999 = 1.0325 BTC [-] {3}
14:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 305 @ 0.00271491 = 0.828 BTC [+] {7}
14:14 Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Microsoft stock to close at over $45 in 2014" http://bitbet.us/bet/970/ Odds: 89(Y):11(N) by coin, 87(Y):13(N) by weight. Total bet: 1.49894723 BTC. Current weight: 85,448.
14:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 301 @ 0.00271999 = 0.8187 BTC [-] {2}
14:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 290 @ 0.002725 = 0.7903 BTC [+]
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15:13 mircea_popescu mthreat better yet, you know of a place in ba that sells that cheap inflatable furniture ?
15:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 239 @ 0.002735 = 0.6537 BTC [-]
15:27 mircea_popescu http://static.fleshlight.com/interface/3.0/category-tiles/1841.jpg holy shit now they've done it. fuckable lcd screen, seriously ?
15:27 mircea_popescu no wonder yahoo is making less and less selling clicks.
15:33 Namworld At that point, why not just go for full sized, fully 3-dimensional sexbots you can print designs on with a 3d printer?
15:34 Namworld Guess we just haven't got good enough 3d printing technology and realistic human behavior/movement for robots. Yet.
15:35 mircea_popescu Namworld because as it turns out, nobody actually wants the woman.
15:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: japanese robodog has not replaced biodog. similar case here.
15:36 mircea_popescu i beg to differ.
15:36 mircea_popescu lcd displays + internet connection HAVE been steadily replacing dating all over the parts of the world that have cheap broadband.
15:36 mircea_popescu add polyurethane foam in that mix, it's the end.
15:36 asciilifeform dating - sure. end product - no
15:37 asciilifeform not that it is impossible in principle - the tech simply isn't there yet.
15:37 mircea_popescu feminists better yell loudly right now, because i can almost feel the volume button turning.
15:37 asciilifeform herr mocsny spent most of a decade discussing this very subject on usenet.
15:37 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this tech is called "derp not giving a shit". this tech is here yet.
15:38 asciilifeform replacement tech for bio 'product' has an almost inescapable attribute - very little resemblance to the original, in the end. 'airplanes are also birds, they merely don't flap their wings...' (russian, forget who)
15:38 mircea_popescu it's the sad fact of the matter than if you do the nude math, a tube is actually a better girlfriend than whatever random town dweller may run into. that's roughly a third (of western women) of a fifth (western world).
15:39 mircea_popescu confronted to this fact, women balk at exactly how fucking expensive it'd be to try and compete. "what, be fucking pleasant ?"
15:39 asciilifeform ;;google danimal sexbots
15:39 gribble Pictured: The giant 6ft cow that is as big as a small elephant | Mail ...: <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-565909/Pictured-The-giant-6ft-cow-big-small-elephant.html>; Urban Dictionary: killbot: <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=killbot>; Cows to be led to slaughter as a euphamism for the current SMP | M3: <http://whoism3.wordpress.com/2012/07/06 (1 more message)
15:39 asciilifeform fail
15:39 mircea_popescu all that "lol at sexist women ads from the 50s" obliquely misses the point that "honey, that was then. i wouldn 't settle for a carbureter today, and i wouldn't settle for a 50s housewife only. do more. MUCH more."
15:40 asciilifeform http://hardwick.fi/ilkka/d8.htm
15:40 assbot Danimal Archive
15:40 asciilifeform ^ grep for 'sexbot'
15:40 mircea_popescu "Most present-day women would not be able to compete with future sexbots any more than most present-day women could compete with Halle Berry, if Halle Berry were throwing herself at you."
15:40 mircea_popescu there you go.
15:40 asciilifeform moscny was, admittedly, thinking of androids, rather than tubes.
15:41 mircea_popescu because he was naive, and let his own mind guide him.
15:41 mircea_popescu the average kid today doesn't understand why i'd have bothered with a fixed cabled phone at any point
15:42 mircea_popescu and so he privately wonders why the fuck would i bother with a stable of slaves. "isn't it hard work ?!"
15:42 mircea_popescu i am generally forced to admit that yes, "especially for you, it would be."
15:42 chetty well I can't see why a woman would want a derp that is happy with a tube, let him go have his 'fun'.
15:42 mircea_popescu "The real trouble was that the planners and accountants had failed to make provision for this work. The free women workers employed in the kitchen refused to do it: they were paid only to cook. The administration tried to foist it on to the guards in their off-duty hours when they would otherwise have been playing dominoes in the guardroom. The guards were all healthy young men, chosen for their toughness. But in their
15:42 mircea_popescu years of service they had forgotten how to work. They were soon doubled up with back-ache, and they missed their dominoes."
15:43 jurov http://www.autoblow2.com/ no need for dolls
15:43 assbot Autoblow 2 Blowjob Machine | Male Sex Toys | Sex Toys For Men
15:43 mircea_popescu chetty because most engineers are men, and most bitcoin will be made by engineers (understood broadly).
15:44 chetty I thought we were talking about sex, money is a different issue :P
15:44 mircea_popescu you think ?
15:44 mircea_popescu money and sex can not be different issues.
15:44 chetty sure they can, not for most tho I guess
15:46 mircea_popescu how would they be different issues ? they're both functions of knowledge and power. f(k,p) and h(k,p) aren't gonna be all that different.
15:47 mircea_popescu (in the purely math sense : i'm probably going to be able to write a simple transform)
15:48 chetty sad
15:48 mircea_popescu "Look at how the Internet has overwhelmed opponents of pornography. Back in the 1970's, the conservatives who ruled some towns were able to wipe out pornographic bookstores and theaters. Depending on what town you lived in, pornography might have been hard to come by.
15:48 mircea_popescu Today, the Internet brings every imaginable form of pornography to every home. The Internet is too valuable for too many things to just ban, and we can't even regulate spam that nobody wants, much less a product such as porn for which enormous demand exists."
15:48 mircea_popescu ok, asciilifeform's link above is pretty sweet.
15:48 mircea_popescu who is this guy again ?
15:48 asciilifeform daniel mocsny aka 'danimal'
15:49 mircea_popescu why isn't he here ?
15:49 asciilifeform retired chemist (afaik), was a kind of mircea_popescu in the sense of playing designated torturer to a long-dead derp reservation on usenet
15:49 asciilifeform vanished mostly without a trace some time in the mid '00s
15:50 mircea_popescu odd.
15:50 mircea_popescu "If marriage constituted more than a hypothetical risk of getting raped, I would expect women to learn to avoid it as women have learned to avoid walking around alone at night, or at least show some reluctance to get married, as women often show reluctance to put themselves into positions of vulnerability with men they just met or men they have gotten to know and decided they don't want to have sex with." << this is ac
15:50 asciilifeform accidentally inspired (long after his disappearance) the 'manosphere' people
15:50 mircea_popescu tually verified in practice. indian women are more than a little reluctant to get married.
15:50 asciilifeform http://www.myrsky.net/danimal-archive/index.html
15:50 assbot » Danimal Archive
15:50 asciilifeform !s danimal
15:50 assbot 2 results for 'danimal' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=danimal
15:51 asciilifeform ^ i linked him here a few times, long ago
15:51 asciilifeform (his surviving works, rather)
15:51 asciilifeform !up Diablo-D3
15:52 mircea_popescu Face it, movies are eye candy trash. If people want intellectual stimulation they read books. There's nothing funnier than a pseudo-intellectual trying to get pompous about "film." << fucking hater o noes.
15:52 mircea_popescu if people REALLY wanted intellectual stimulation, they wouldn't read books, they'd listen to music.
15:52 fluffypony or masturbate
15:52 mircea_popescu and walk around talking to other bearded men in sarafans
15:53 mike_c 99.9% of the books that get read provide no more intellectual stimulation than an episode of family guy.
15:53 asciilifeform mocsny wasn't a god. just an apex predator in his niche. naggum, al schwartz, mocsny, 7 or 8 other people - they each had a kingdom.
15:53 mircea_popescu mike_c going by what, the nytimes lists ?
15:53 mike_c empirical evidence only. what people tell me they are reading.
15:54 asciilifeform mike_c: when someone makes an observation like this, usually they mean books that would still exist if they had to be hand-copied
15:54 mircea_popescu i think less than 1% of the books i ever read were published after my birth.
15:54 asciilifeform if ThickAsThieves is here: 'material that would make it past the mathic wall'
15:54 mircea_popescu i suspect this is a good rule of thumb. and equally good in 1700 for that matter.
15:55 mike_c percentage should perhaps be a smidge higher for an engineer, but i like it as a rule of thumb.
15:55 mircea_popescu well you won't count looseleaf documentations as "books" would you ?
15:55 mircea_popescu wtf engineer actually reads
15:55 jurov certain bestseller endorsed by Governor of Canada comes to mind
15:55 mircea_popescu THE BOOK.
15:56 asciilifeform (for those who haven't read neal stephenson's tale 'anathem' - in it, there lived folks in specially designated reservations who were permitted only to think and study, and were let out to wander around for a few weeks once in a decade, century, or millenium - depending on what order they belonged to)
15:56 mircea_popescu and if you do read the book, its prolly going to be something like knuth or whatever other exceptionally well systhematising works, which are again well in the past.
15:56 mike_c stephen hawking is worth reading.
15:57 mike_c i can't think of anyone else. you're right, 1% is good.
15:57 * mircea_popescu roughly speaking despises all us style fiction, to the point of not actually liking most sf.
15:57 mircea_popescu but that's probably just me being a pompous ass.
15:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that 1 book (mentioned above) is probably the only truly interesting piece of sf produced in usa in... 30? yrs
15:59 asciilifeform one of those things that screams from every page 'this was written by an encyclopaedist who gnawed through the leather straps'
15:59 mircea_popescu my problem with sf is more personal i guess. i think i have a very finnicky suspension of disbelief, makes the mayo cut extremely easy for me.
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16:00 mircea_popescu (the mayonnaise cutting, for the readers that never made mayo, is this absolutely catastrophic event from hell.
16:00 asciilifeform stephenson's piece is about a parallel universe where philosophy actually took off (in the sense of massive 'sharashkas' being built sometime during what corresponds to our 'roman' period)
16:00 mircea_popescu here you are going nicely along, making this fluffy uniform complex sauce, when suddenly... boom. for "no fucking reason". it's bits. can't be saved.)
16:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 88 @ 0.01268579 = 1.1163 BTC [+] {5}
16:02 asciilifeform i used to real quite a bit of (mostly vintage) sf. 'anathem' mostly killed my brain receptors for this. because now nothing stands up, ends up giving me exactly the kind of indigestion mircea_popescu describes above.
16:02 asciilifeform *read
16:02 mthreat <mircea_popescu> holy shit now they've done it. fuckable lcd screen, seriously ? << gotta love the internet
16:03 asciilifeform mthreat: the japs got there first.
16:03 asciilifeform ;;google japanese sperm donation robot
16:03 gribble Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor ...: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c>; Sperm Donation Goes Hands-Free With the Automatic Sperm ...: <http://www.themarysue.com/sperm-extractor/>; Hands-Free Sperm Extractor: Zhengzhou Central Hospital In China ...: <http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/hands-free-sperm-donation- (1 more message)
16:03 asciilifeform (or was it the chicoms?)
16:03 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this thing costs fiddy bux.
16:03 asciilifeform trabambourghini.
16:03 mircea_popescu you know ? fiddy bux. less than any conceivable bar tag.
16:04 mircea_popescu allow me to belabour the point. here's "stoya". http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/stoya/
16:04 assbot Stoya Fleshlight | Fleshlight Girls
16:04 mircea_popescu "DESTROYA Upon entry, three small rings of bumps will grasp you tightly, followed by the ultra piercing pleasure dome that will give you 360 degrees of unmatched bliss. The next chamber starts with a small row of teeth and fangs that delightfully rub and pull at you. Finally, one row of large bumps leads into a super ribbed texture that narrows the farther you get inside."
16:04 asciilifeform rich man gets a tank; ordinary man - kalash; poor man - sharp stick. this is normal.
16:05 mircea_popescu now tell me there's anyone in existence who's not rendered at the very least slightly curious.
16:07 mircea_popescu A whole musical genre---the blues---showcases life failure. "Singing the blues" is figuratively what sexually worthless nerds do on Usenet, except it doesn't fly with women as unembellished prose. << o that's fucking bullshit.
16:08 mircea_popescu the blues is the common man's understanding of the doomed human condition, has nothing to do with fucking failure.
16:08 punkman1 relevant http://www.realtouch.com/
16:08 assbot Long Distance Relationships | Sex Toy for Men | RealTouch
16:08 mircea_popescu one doesn't get the blues because he can't figure out how to remove the delco cap.
16:09 mircea_popescu one gets the blues because he worked ten years to make enough money to marry this girl that he really really loves, and she loves him, and now they're married and YET.
16:09 mircea_popescu itch still unscratched.
16:09 asciilifeform 'anger without enthusiasm'
16:09 mircea_popescu in fact, sitting there whining about the delco cap is so unlike the blues they made a new word for it. it's emo.
16:10 punkman1 what's a delco cap?
16:10 mircea_popescu punkman1 look at that, " You'll feel the wetness during penetration and orgasm, thanks to a lube reservoir that knows when and how much to release." they made bubblejet printing do something useful ?
16:11 mircea_popescu punkman1 you know what a mechanical alternator is ?
16:11 mircea_popescu http://www.gsparkplug.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/d/e/delco---cd1001-db301-824735-d43.jpg << this thing.
16:11 mircea_popescu under it some metal blades turn in step with the engine closing contacts to fire the spark plugs.
16:11 mircea_popescu pre-digital mechanical computer as it were.
16:17 punkman1 didn't the blues start after the slaves became without a master?
16:18 punkman1 guess it wasn't as great as they imagined
16:21 mircea_popescu lol nah, it existed prior im pretty sure.
16:22 mircea_popescu "Of course I hesitate to argue as I am doing here for fear of encouraging xtians to have even more children and raising them to believe in Noah's Flood." << ironically, that's in all likelihood an actual event.
16:23 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: moscny lived in usa. 'flood' is to be understood here to be the 'fundamentalist' one, complete with mandatory drowning dinosaurs.
16:23 mircea_popescu o.
16:24 asciilifeform m grew up in a 'fundie' church, and stayed in for some years after he no longer believed - to pick up chicks.
16:27 chetty drowning dinos? never heard that one
16:28 asciilifeform chetty: this, afaik, is the 'official' position of the various u.s. protestant churches.
16:28 punkman1 I liked this soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJXfkOlCLw so then I binge-watched the series, not bad
16:28 assbot Utopia Cristobal Tapia De Veer (full album 320 Kbps) HD - YouTube
16:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 20 @ 0.02890175 = 0.578 BTC [-]
16:36 mircea_popescu asciilifeform to what ?!
16:37 asciilifeform it was explained in his posts, somewhere
16:39 mircea_popescu who the fuck picks up chicks in weirdo usxtian church
16:39 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> under it some metal blades turn in step with the engine closing contacts to fire the spark plugs. << Distributor cap
16:39 mircea_popescu what, cause the teenagers there are really really frustrated ?
16:39 asciilifeform the fellow who grows up there. until escapes.
16:40 mircea_popescu i guess. where was this ?
16:40 asciilifeform ohio, i think.
16:41 mircea_popescu i guess i could see that.
16:42 chetty A French judge has ruled against a blogger because her scathing restaurant review was too prominent in Google search results
16:43 mircea_popescu ahaha this is rich, because succession : "Social skills will decline markedly after the advent of sex robots, much like the way electronic calculators degraded arithmetic skills." "People often cope with an unsolvable problem by convincing themselves that somehow there is some purpose or need for the problem. Like it builds character or something. But when technology eliminates a problem, people soon forget about all t
16:43 mircea_popescu he past headgames people had to play to cope with the problem. And nobody misses the supposed "benefits" of the problem they once dreamed up excuses for."
16:43 mircea_popescu well which the fuck is it ?
16:43 mircea_popescu chetty what a country...
16:44 lobbes http://www.newsweek.com/report-malaysian-passenger-plane-down-ukraine-259465
16:45 mircea_popescu lobbes http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-07-2014#759682 i had it first :D
16:45 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
16:45 lobbes lol, and I thought I had thoroughly searched the logs
16:45 BingoBoingo I think Malaysia is just disappearing and selling these planes for BTC...
16:46 mircea_popescu http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/slicing-crosswise-vs-lengthwise-explained-in-pict << methinks buzzfeed is missing the point.
16:46 assbot Slicing Crosswise Vs. Lengthwise Explained In Pictures
16:46 asciilifeform the 777 was almost certainly carrying u.s. 'consultants.'
16:46 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo sometime in 2005 they made the mistake to promise senior pilots payment "in kind"
16:46 asciilifeform (normally, passenger routes avoid spots where people are shooting SAMs)
16:46 mircea_popescu so now as the public retirement schemes are collapsing...
16:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform of course.
16:47 mircea_popescu this is a rehash of that miserable rms lusitania bullshit.
16:47 mircea_popescu "o the evil german submarines sunk a passenger ship kiling everyone on board
16:47 asciilifeform classic example of u.s. armies scoring own goal for (somehow) good pr.
16:47 mircea_popescu [which was loaded full of fulmicotton and tons of ammo, we're not saying this part])
16:47 asciilifeform the 'consultants' could have trivially been delivered in some other way
16:48 asciilifeform but no. load them into a passenger tub, so it can be shot.
16:48 mircea_popescu the only difference here is that germany didn't have a bound border. russia does.
16:48 asciilifeform see also 'tonkin bay incident' etc
16:48 mircea_popescu but i guess "tactical" isn't a word anymore, and so strategy is a lost art.
16:49 asciilifeform except this... is. the anglo strategy.
16:50 asciilifeform 'what the beast until it bites, then shoot it'
16:50 asciilifeform *whack
16:50 mircea_popescu i guess england is the only major player to not have tried yet huh.
16:50 mircea_popescu germany and france are satisfied.
16:50 asciilifeform fdr on japan, etc
16:51 asciilifeform just how 'democracy' rolls.
16:52 BingoBoingo I suppose this is when I start digging expedient backyard shelter...
16:53 chetty http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/17/overstock-ceo-patrick-byrnes-warning-america-approaching-the-place-where-republics-go-to-die/
16:53 assbot Overstock CEO Patrick Byrne’s Warning: America Approaching the Place ‘Where Republics Go to Die’ | Video | TheBlaze.com
16:54 mircea_popescu guy has a point.
16:54 asciilifeform the interesting part is that we can infer that the organization fielding the 'consultants' (now cremated) is considered 'safe'
16:54 asciilifeform that is, will not take matters into own hands in response.
16:55 chetty well he is wrong about wall street controling gubermint, actually they are the same thing
16:55 asciilifeform (by, say, making the folks who sent their men to a certain death answer for it)
16:55 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/HistoricalPics/status/489841328176762880
16:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform how are they gonna do that ?
16:55 mircea_popescu any "consultants" organisation of a decent size can fill an airplane with people who are costing it more than they're worth.
16:56 mircea_popescu win-win, as they say.
16:56 asciilifeform shtrafbat.
16:56 mircea_popescu at some point cca 2012 any consultant with anything inside the skull started answering the "o hey, we want to promote you" with "o yeah ? who else is going ?"
16:57 asciilifeform then we can infer that: either org is 'safe' (gelded) or the folks in command knew for a fact where the plane would end.
16:57 mircea_popescu "in the interest of santa clause we can't say" "sorry, not interesed."
16:59 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the only thing we can infer is that the whole org is made out of people motivated through income, which means it's not really a threat to anyone (other than perhaps its employer)
17:00 BingoBoingo %t
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17:04 jurov asciilifeform getting rid of people this way?
17:04 jurov perhps you're among people whose your suspension of disbelief utterly fails toward self
17:05 mircea_popescu jurov you don't see it ?
17:05 asciilifeform jurov: probably not the main purpose. see 'uss maddox' and 'uss maine'.
17:05 jurov what's there to see?
17:06 mircea_popescu ok, let me put this to you. average us middle manager can't fuck his employees, because he's affraid of scandal. of the employees, at least a few would be open to being fucked
17:06 mircea_popescu out of sheer boredom if nothing else.
17:06 mircea_popescu suppose this manger now goes to work for me, and i'm "whatever, fuck them all in chains for all i care."
17:06 mircea_popescu you're telling me he's not going to do it, becase "it's not done" or something ?
17:06 jurov so he bribes the pilot instead?
17:06 mircea_popescu the pilot doesn't have to know.
17:07 asciilifeform jurov: what's there to see << passenger plane deliberately flown over SAM fire zone. shot. 'oh noez eeevil rebels!'
17:07 jurov how does the pilot not know?
17:07 jurov where he's flying over?
17:07 mircea_popescu "mr jurov, we have a very important mission for you. it's to fly here : X"
17:08 mircea_popescu (we're giving the people over at X your radio id, and they'll shoot you down. omitting to mention this part.)
17:08 jurov that's the stupid part and risky as hell. if the pilot had half a clue, he'd leak something
17:08 chetty and while everyone is watching this Israel is sending troops into Gaza
17:09 jurov if that was military plane, okay, happens all the time
17:09 jurov but relying whole plot on on civilian pilot???
17:09 mircea_popescu jurov people take unreasonable risks as part of their employment ALL THE TIME
17:09 mircea_popescu especially if the employers represent them as "standard"
17:09 asciilifeform for one thing, we have no idea who piloted. another - pilots can also have problems.
17:10 mircea_popescu this is why there has to be a fucking board of employment in th first place, otherwise people would happily STILL be sucking down phosphorus
17:10 mircea_popescu and licking radon paint.
17:10 jurov bullshit
17:11 mircea_popescu not so.
17:11 mircea_popescu look into the story of "undark"
17:11 jurov tell me any other example where *civilians* were used in sucha way
17:12 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/corporatiile-si-responsabilitatea/ << pretty good write-up, really.
17:12 assbot Corporatiile si responsabilitatea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
17:12 mircea_popescu i'll have to have it translated.
17:12 asciilifeform jurov: rms lusitania.
17:12 mircea_popescu http://www.damninteresting.com/undark-and-the-radium-girls/ << english summary.
17:12 assbot Undark and the Radium Girls Damn Interesting
17:14 jurov they had no clue that radium is poisonous, how can you compare that with sending pilot into war zone which everyone is avoiding?
17:14 mircea_popescu ....
17:14 asciilifeform interestingly, british gov. still forbids any serious exploration of the lusitania wreck.
17:14 mircea_popescu jurov they had about the same clue.
17:14 mircea_popescu the only reason that is notable is because the radium jaw is really just phosphorus jaw.
17:14 mircea_popescu do you know what it took to move from white to red ?
17:15 mircea_popescu ;;google phossy jaw
17:15 gribble Phossy jaw - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phossy_jaw>; Uncovering the cause of "phossy jaw" Circa 1858 to 1906: oral and ...: <http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18940506>; 10 Deadliest Occupational Diseases in History: <http://www.humanresourcesmba.net/10-deadliest-occupational-diseases-in-history/>
17:18 chetty deliberate medical experiments are a good example of putting civillians in danger
17:30 mircea_popescu mike_c: this feels the same as "bitbet is a scam" flamewars: "[FCC levies huge fine on Stern] << it does huh.
17:30 mike_c in the sense that there is no such thing as bad publicity
17:31 mircea_popescu i think maybe what's at work here is, that "there's no such thing as deliberate character assasination when the people trying to do it are a relatively irrelevant, powerless and uninfluential minority".
17:32 mike_c yeah, loud criticism from an irrelevant source accidentally boosts awareness of its target.
17:32 mircea_popescu pretty much.
17:33 mircea_popescu extra points when the message doesn't even make sense in a way readily apparent to the intended demo.
17:33 mircea_popescu like fcc claiming "lulz are bad mkay" or reddit claiming "people not doing what i think are evil mkay"
17:36 mircea_popescu mthreat omfg the entire building smells of pizza. MY pizza. brb.
17:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 400 @ 0.00270106 = 1.0804 BTC [-] {5}
17:45 BingoBoingo http://gawker.com/snowden-nsa-workers-routinely-share-your-nude-photos-1606762730
17:45 assbot Snowden: NSA Workers Routinely Share Your Nude Photos
17:45 BingoBoingo http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/jul/17/edward-snowden-video-interview
17:45 assbot Edward Snowden: 'If I end up in chains in Guantnamo I can live with that' - video interview | World news | theguardian.com
17:47 BingoBoingo So... NSA has all the n00ds
17:55 chetty time to raid NSA for keeping child pron?
17:56 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3186XN8.txt )
17:56 BingoBoingo !b 2
17:59 dub BingoBoingo: but.. if you do nothign wrong theres nothign to hide!!1
18:02 BingoBoingo If I've done nothing wrong I have everything to hide, because I wouldn't be cool!!!
18:16 mircea_popescu lol
18:16 mthreat mircea_popescu: mmmmmm pizza
18:26 dub so.. mh17 false flag op, 'murican bitbet on how long till muricans deploy?
18:26 dub er
18:27 dub extra murican there
18:28 mircea_popescu yeah, how you gonna resolve it.
18:31 mircea_popescu http://wcdn01.sexgangsters.com/static/hero/74_78_72_76_75.png << if anyone's curious, this is my current avatar.
18:39 assbot BayAreaCoins +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
18:39 BigBitz mircea_popescu; you're one crazy man.
18:40 mircea_popescu what now !?
18:40 mircea_popescu !up BayAreaCoins
18:40 mircea_popescu o o lol.
18:40 BayAreaCoins (just fucking off with WoT stuff, but ty sir)
18:49 BingoBoingo !up Peach
18:49 BayAreaCoins Olah peach, so boobies??
18:49 BayAreaCoins :P
18:50 Peach lol
18:50 Peach How much is offered?
18:50 BayAreaCoins mircea_popescu is the dude to talk to if they are still offering that.
18:50 mircea_popescu lol what worked.
18:51 BingoBoingo !up Peach
18:51 BingoBoingo Oh noes netslips
18:51 mircea_popescu webirc split huh.
18:52 Peach what are they asking for?
18:52 Peach I don't like this, just-dice is easier to read.
18:53 BayAreaCoins Peach ok so the deal was last time i was in here. For .1 you get a string of letters n numbers. Send a pic of boobs with that and the letters/number = free .1btc.
18:53 Peach I would do it with it covering up my nipples but I'm not showing my boobs for .1 Bay
18:53 mircea_popescu Peach http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ read that.
18:54 assbot I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
18:54 Peach I'm not showing full on boobs for .1btc
18:55 Peach if I can cover up my nipples I will hold a sign or whatever, but not nudes.
18:56 BingoBoingo %d
18:56 dub mircea_popescu: I just checked #bitcoin-camwhores, its avail
18:56 Peach I made a dance video I will share for .1btv ;)
18:57 BigBitz wait...
18:57 BigBitz what...
18:57 BigBitz nipples.
18:57 BigBitz nudes.
18:58 * BigBitz throws money at screen.
18:58 BayAreaCoins lol
18:58 Peach would have to be way more than .1 for nudes lol
18:58 BigBitz Heh.
18:58 BingoBoingo ;;google they really are buttcoins nao
18:58 gribble They really are Buttcoins nao pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/2013/they-really-are-buttcoins-nao/>; Perfect money corrupts absolutely pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/perfect-money-corrupts-absolutely>; Bitcoin pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/category/bitcoin/>
18:58 BayAreaCoins O well I tried! Sry to waste your time peaches <3
18:59 BigBitz is Peach a camwhore?
18:59 BayAreaCoins Negative
19:00 BayAreaCoins Just-dice mod who is actually pretty cute
19:00 BigBitz but you're trying to pimp her?
19:00 BayAreaCoins Um no
19:00 BayAreaCoins I just like tits
19:00 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 500209.74 in 501 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: -36.29
19:00 BigBitz I am an avid fan of tits.
19:00 BayAreaCoins Me too my dude me too :D Figure she makes .1 and we see tits... win win
19:00 mircea_popescu !down Peach
19:00 mircea_popescu why do people think there's something to negotiate is entirely beyond me.
19:00 mircea_popescu dub so get it.
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19:00 BingoBoingo !b 3
19:00 mircea_popescu motherfucker what is wrong with assbot now.
19:00 mircea_popescu kakobrekla whay assbot not werk.
19:01 mircea_popescu halelujah.
19:01 kakobrekla m?
19:01 mircea_popescu well it took meanwhile
19:01 mircea_popescu the !down peach is about 50 lines up.
19:02 kakobrekla http://shrani.si/f/15/ra/4TNIsTqN/irc.png
19:02 kakobrekla move to a faster country.
19:03 mircea_popescu kakobrekla omg hater on lulzgertina. it was prolly freenode being all slow!
19:04 kakobrekla your net is slow slow i still didnt get your lulzgertina line.
19:04 mircea_popescu hahah
19:05 BingoBoingo !up nubbins`
19:06 BigBitz !down mircea_popescu
19:06 BigBitz Nice.
19:06 BigBitz Bot knows mircea_popescu is the MASTAH.
19:07 BigBitz !down mircea_popescu
19:07 BigBitz NICE.
19:07 BigBitz :)
19:08 mircea_popescu !down BigBitz
19:08 mircea_popescu it dun work on l2 ppls.
19:09 BayAreaCoins !down bayareacoins
19:09 mircea_popescu lmao
19:09 BigBitz :)
19:09 BigBitz you can't down me, mircea_popescu?
19:09 BingoBoingo sha-256 d5c959a536771ac215bc678d788f41b39c5000223e653881d3892531031116c2
19:09 mircea_popescu BigBitz not through this interface anyway.
19:09 BigBitz :)
19:10 BingoBoingo !up BayAreaCoins
19:10 BayAreaCoins :P thanks
19:10 BigBitz !down BayAreaCoins
19:10 BingoBoingo BayAreaCoins: Now you know the hazards of going down on yourself
19:10 mircea_popescu BayAreaCoins so if this chick isn't a camwhore why exactly would you be pestering her.
19:10 BigBitz :)
19:10 BingoBoingo !up BayAreaCoins
19:10 BigBitz ( Sorry. I'll stop now. I'm going )
19:11 BingoBoingo !up moiety_
19:11 BayAreaCoins mircea_popescu um cause you got to start somewhere. She was interested. She had made a dancing video in Just-dice and LiKaShing tipped her like 20btc.. I didnt figure she would be down, but close mouths don't get fed (titties in this case. She had nice tits it appeared)
19:11 BayAreaCoins Worth a shot.
19:12 mircea_popescu i guess.
19:12 mircea_popescu worst angle a girl could possibly present herself if she's not actually a pro. simply comes off as a whiny entitled pointless bitch.
19:13 BingoBoingo Maybe she just hashes her nipples to make private keys?
19:16 BayAreaCoins I dunno she had nice tits in her dancing vid, but not over .1btc nice tits imo. O well shrug off that fail and keep on keeping on. More tits in the world :)
19:28 penguirker New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/heres-a-great-idea-for-a-film/
19:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 290 @ 0.0027 = 0.783 BTC [-]
19:44 cazalla indiancandy1: malaysia airlines is running a special if you still need a ticket
19:49 kakobrekla only seven buttcoins?
19:49 kakobrekla but the flight is in sex weeks.
19:56 mircea_popescu "I've noticed the same weird principle on soc.singles: the more a man needs a virtual woman, the more threatened he is by the very concept. Why is that? [Rhetorical.]" << for the exact same reason poor people understand better than rich people that they can't afford substitutes.
20:03 BingoBoingo Gribble why can't Malasia airlines stay in the air?
20:03 BingoBoingo ;;8ball
20:03 gribble Come again?
20:09 fluffypony ;;8ball can Air Malaysia go another 6 months without an incident?
20:09 gribble One would be wise to think so.
20:09 fluffypony ;;8ball is BingoBoingo secretly a ball player?
20:09 gribble Maybe...
20:09 fluffypony vague.
20:10 mircea_popescu ;;8ball did fluffypony have sex with his wife and two hookers
20:10 gribble Maybe...
20:10 BingoBoingo ;;8ball is fluffypony wearing his pony tail buttplug like right nao?
20:10 gribble Yes!
20:10 fluffypony hah hah
20:10 fluffypony woo hoo!
20:10 fluffypony gribble is the font of all knowledge
20:11 mircea_popescu ;;8ball was that lawsky fellow one of the hookers ?
20:11 gribble You're kidding, right?
20:11 cazalla BayAreaCoins, post dancing vid link at least
20:11 mircea_popescu ;;8ball im kidding, right ?
20:11 gribble The outlook is poor.
20:11 mircea_popescu lol
20:11 fluffypony ;;8ball is everyone on the Bitcoin foundation seriously into little boys?
20:11 gribble Maybe...
20:12 mircea_popescu ;;8ball are the little boys enjoying it ?
20:12 gribble Yes!
20:12 fluffypony hah hah
20:12 mircea_popescu i guess gribble's one of 'em.
20:13 mircea_popescu ;;8ball do you find assbot attractive ?
20:13 gribble I doubt it very much.
20:21 penguirker New blog post: http://bitcoinpete.com/2014/07/17/proof-that-mycelium-knows-how-to-make-a-better-rng-for-its-entropy-dongle-and-isnt/
20:21 BingoBoingo ;;8ball Paranoia is healthy if it is for practical reasons, right?
20:21 gribble In your dreams.
20:22 cazalla !up BayAreaCoins
20:32 BingoBoingo ;;8ball What about atcbot gribble. You know atcbot can get it.
20:32 gribble Yes!
20:34 BingoBoingo %ob
20:34 atcbot 722@279 30k@278 43k@242 | 208k@210 200k@202 45k@201
20:42 BingoBoingo !t h Cog
20:42 assbot You had the last Philistine. This one's mine.
20:46 kakobrekla you prolly wont get it on hl
20:47 kakobrekla !last havelock cognitive
20:47 assbot These beans is shit.
20:47 kakobrekla yeah
20:47 BingoBoingo ;;later tell bitcoinpete You cut off my hashing privates joke early... :(
20:47 gribble The operation succeeded.
20:47 kakobrekla !last havelock cog
20:47 assbot Last trade for COG on HAVELOCK was at 0.00160016 BTC [-]
20:47 kakobrekla thar.
20:48 BingoBoingo Ah
20:48 BingoBoingo !Mpif
20:48 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021704 B (Total: 474.63 B). Delta: -0.65 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00023849 BTC [+]
20:48 BingoBoingo !mpiF
20:48 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021704 B (Total: 474.63 B). Delta: -0.65 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00023849 BTC [+]
20:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 314 @ 0.00268559 = 0.8433 BTC [-] {3}
20:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 455 @ 0.0026502 = 1.2058 BTC [-] {3}
~ 15 minutes ~
21:11 danielpbarron !up VanCleef
21:13 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: My how the kingdom of loathing has changed since I last visited.
21:13 danielpbarron yeah; they make new content on a monthly basis
21:13 danielpbarron with other random changes at any time
21:14 BingoBoingo It just seems... to have accelerated a lot since the last time I was on (roughly the Crimborg outbreak)
21:14 danielpbarron I don't know what that is
21:14 BingoBoingo reeses: rng whitening http://www.epmonthly.com/www.epmonthly.com/features/current-features/oxygen-is-a-drug-act-accordingly/ Rassah alf
21:14 assbot Oxygen is a Drug Act Accordingly
21:15 danielpbarron I don't play continuously
21:15 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: It was one of their christmas events
21:15 BingoBoingo Maybe '07 or '08
21:15 danielpbarron sometimes I get really into it and log in every day to get the most adventures per day or whatever
21:15 danielpbarron right now I'm not playing it at all
21:16 danielpbarron I focus on getting #1 collections of items, especially items that cannot be traded or discarded
21:17 BingoBoingo May short term goal now that I remembered it is a thing is to get spectral pickles to be my favorite food again now that the price has come down 10 fold from the last time I saw them.
21:17 BingoBoingo Also to try these new seasonal ascensions I missed
21:18 danielpbarron my main account was created before ascension rolled out and has never ascended
21:18 BingoBoingo Ah, that was back before I had regular internet access
21:18 danielpbarron 2004ish
21:19 danielpbarron i recently moved into spectral picals
21:19 danielpbarron pickles*; I was previously in ten-leaf-clovers
21:19 danielpbarron april fools rolled around so I made the switch
21:20 BingoBoingo Ah
21:20 moiety see google added btc currency converting to the search box
21:20 BingoBoingo moiety: It did indeed
21:20 BingoBoingo I wonder when Larry and Sergey will come in here groveling for airfare?
21:21 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: Most of my playing occured in the spectral pickle factory drought
21:23 BingoBoingo reeses: User provided entropy sources http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn25859-stem-cell-treatment-causes-nasal-growth-in-womans-back.html Rassah asciilifeform
21:23 assbot Stem cell treatment causes nasal growth in woman's back - health - 08 July 2014 - New Scientist
21:24 danielpbarron the most impressive thing I did in KoL was get the #8 collection of FDKOL Commendations
21:25 danielpbarron unless someone is sitting on a huge pile that they haven't publically displayed, that will never get topped (can't get that item anymore and you can't trade it)
21:27 BingoBoingo I dunno really if I did anything too special
21:29 BingoBoingo I mean last time I really played Kol was before 68749514392093b165be8c9c53df18107748fb18a50f0e4352fce5d0cfe56943
21:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1000 @ 0.00270336 = 2.7034 BTC [+] {7}
21:29 asciilifeform http://cryptome.org/2014-info/mh17/mh17.htm << ua mop-up.
21:31 danielpbarron every time I end up playing it again, I end up wasting too much time optimizing my adventures per day and it becomes like a job that doesn't pay
21:32 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: The thing to do is get drunk and bank adventures for the next day while actually getting drunk so you pass out
21:32 danielpbarron I'll just leave my spectral pickle pile in my mall store until the price moves up and then use that meat to back MEAT
21:32 danielpbarron yeah I know about that
21:32 danielpbarron it gets way deeper than that
21:33 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: What class you play as? I forget.
21:33 * danielpbarron is a pastamancer!
21:33 danielpbarron but classes don't matter so much anymore of you ascend a lot
21:36 BingoBoingo ascending takes a lot longer post NS 13
21:38 BingoBoingo So many lols https://twitter.com/RealCoins
21:38 assbot Real Coins (RealCoins) auf Twitter
21:44 BingoBoingo !up Basquiat_
21:44 BingoBoingo Hello Basquiat_
21:52 BingoBoingo Erik speaks http://moneyandstate.com/reflections-right-privacy-response-nydfs-bitcoin-proposal/
21:52 assbot Erik Voorhees response to NYDFS Bitcoin Proposal
21:54 BingoBoingo http://lists.openwall.net/linux-kernel/2014/07/17/235
21:54 assbot linux-kernel - [PATCH, RFC] random: introduce getrandom(2) system call
21:57 dignork asciilifeform: is hashing random input is inherently a bad idea?
21:58 asciilifeform dignork: consider what a hash (any algo) actually does.
21:59 dignork assume the following scenario, I'm generating random data by throwing dices, but I expect some bias: dices are non-ideal
21:59 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://signor-antonio.livejournal.com/378722.html << flight plan shenanigans
22:00 BingoBoingo dignork: You don't machine and balance your dice at each corner?
22:00 asciilifeform dignork: the correct answer is von neumann's 'fair coin' algorithm.
22:00 asciilifeform gives unbiased output at the potential cost of never terminating (in that case you know for a fact that your entropy source is defective)
22:02 dignork asciilifeform: so compensating bias by hashing a bit more of the dice raw data is a bad idea I guess
22:03 asciilifeform dignork: hash is a good way to close your own eyes on problems with the rng
22:03 BingoBoingo dignork: Turn the six sides into two outcomes 0 and 1, but first make sure the dice balance at the eight corners
22:03 asciilifeform consider sha2(0, sha2(0, sha2(0, ... )))
22:03 dignork BingoBoingo: I'm assuming usage of cheap off-the-shelf dice
22:03 asciilifeform the sequence will pass 'diehard' and whatever tests of 'entropic' you like
22:04 asciilifeform without being the least bit useful cryptographically
22:04 asciilifeform just as, e.g. the digits of 'pi' will.
22:05 dignork asciilifeform: I get it, but if the data is really random with "small" bias, how hashing makes it worse?
22:05 BingoBoingo dignork: The way hashes break is "collisions"
22:05 BingoBoingo You don't get to pick what weaker value might collide without your tronger input
22:06 asciilifeform dignork: two separate issues. one - by papering over the problem. two - hashing introduces a correlation between bits, that may be useful to enemy who devoted serious effort to studying the hash in question.
22:06 * dignork gone away, a bit smarter
22:07 asciilifeform note that that last part is (afaik) discussed - nowhere, by no one.
22:07 asciilifeform don't look for it in the textbooks
22:08 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Roughly spring 2005 that was in a discrete mathematics class I took. Don't remember if in the since resold textbook or not.
22:08 dignork i thought about it, kind of partial reversal in case hash input size is smaller than hash output
22:08 * BingoBoingo was roughly beginning the process of rotting his brain with booze at this point
22:09 BingoBoingo The professor/underDean teaching also had a ~10 year CV black hole...
22:09 asciilifeform rng designers very often succumb to the temptation to 'inflate' their output using a hash
22:09 asciilifeform which is precisely this scenario - input is considerably smaller than out
22:10 asciilifeform even assuming equal sized input and output - consider the set of all possible outputs of, e.g. sha2.
22:10 asciilifeform for a given width of input
22:10 BingoBoingo Professor in question was roughly a reverse Mircea, man dominated by wife
22:11 asciilifeform it is quite possible (for want of a proof, i cannot declare definitively) that certain bitstrings can -never- get spat out
22:12 asciilifeform thus, the set of possible outputs has a 'hole'
22:12 asciilifeform likewise, given that (by design!) a 'cryptographic' hash will be computed in such a way that every bit of the input affects every bit out the output,
22:12 asciilifeform the enemy now knows something about bit N by knowing bit N-k.
22:13 asciilifeform exactly what he knows - i can't say
22:13 asciilifeform but there is a nonzero amount of information conveyed.
22:13 asciilifeform simply by the fact of the hash being in use
22:13 assbot Last 7 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/1KXJQ18.txt )
22:13 BingoBoingo !b 7
22:14 asciilifeform don't accept the above as 'gospel', study the design of a popular traditional hash and see exactly what i'm getting at
22:15 asciilifeform as to how an enemy might proceed to put this hypothesis to actual use, see example of 'satcoin'.
22:15 asciilifeform !s satcoin
22:15 assbot 8 results for 'satcoin' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=satcoin
22:16 asciilifeform (frame the hash operation as a logical 'sat' system, work backwards to exclude regions of possible input state space based on known output bits)
22:18 BingoBoingo So considering the partial UCL tear "No" on either of these bets is very probably free money up to the house edge collision http://bitbet.us/bet/883/masahiro-tanaka-will-win-al-cy-young-award/ http://bitbet.us/bet/739/masahiro-tanaka-wins-more-than-15-games/
22:18 assbot BitBet - Masahiro Tanaka will win AL Cy Young award :: 0.04 B (27%) on Yes, 0.11 B (73%) on No | closing in 3 months 1 week| weight: 69`978 (100`000 to 1)
22:18 assbot BitBet - Masahiro Tanaka wins more than 15 games :: 0.3 B (57%) on Yes, 0.23 B (43%) on No | closing in 2 months 6 days | weight: 27`828 (100`000 to 1)
22:23 BingoBoingo !up AndrewJackson Y u kill Cherokee?
22:24 BingoBoingo Ur basically 'Murcan Hitler AndrewJackson
22:24 BingoBoingo Well, more 'Murican Netanyahu since the Cherokee were tan, but...
22:35 AndrewJackson BingoBoingo - i'm not really Andrewjackson, its just my handle
22:35 BingoBoingo AndrewJackson: Fuck you, that group accounted for like 1/32 of my ancestors
22:36 BingoBoingo Not sure exactly because of cultural norms about breeding age vs. actualuality of the thing
22:43 BingoBoingo %t
22:43 atcbot [X-BT] Bid: 211 Ask: 242 Last Price: 210 24h-Vol: 6k High: 210 Low: 210 VWAP: 210
22:43 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
22:43 gribble Current Blocks: 311255 | Current Difficulty: 1.733631697850783E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 312479 | Next Difficulty In: 1224 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 3 hours, 47 minutes, and 22 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 18508732489.9 | Estimated Percent Change: 6.76277
22:43 BingoBoingo %ob
22:43 atcbot 722@279 30k@278 43k@242 | 20k@211 208k@210 200k@202
22:47 decimation asciilifeform: to quote Knuth on the subject: "There is a fairly obvious objection to this technique [using arithmetic operations to acquire random numbers]: How can a sequence generated in such a way be random, since each number is completely determined by its predecessor? The answer is that the sequence isn't random, but it appears to be. In typical applications the actual relationship between one number and its successor has no
22:47 decimation physical significance; hence the nonrandom character is not really undesirable"
22:49 BingoBoingo For anyone contemplating higher than kitchen oven temperatures, but less than barrel fire temperatures: http://www.alpharubicon.com/kids/tandoorpt1pyro.htm http://www.alpharubicon.com/kids/tandoorpt2pyro.htm
22:49 decimation laster: "Sequences generated in a deterministic way such as this are often called pseudoranom or quasirandom sequences in the highbrow technical literature, but in most places of this book we shall simply call them random sequences, with the understanding that they only appear to be random. Being "apparently random" is perhaps all that can be said about any random sequence anyway."
22:50 decimation not terribly satisfactory
22:51 BingoBoingo Some would say that objection is a "political objection"
22:54 BingoBoingo !up Duffer1
22:54 Duffer1 ni hao
22:54 Duffer1 r u china
22:54 Duffer1 :P
22:54 BingoBoingo lol
22:55 Duffer1 most of the new parts are here today, case tomorrow
22:55 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/489966636279939072
22:56 Duffer1 my old comp served me well, she will be missed
22:57 BingoBoingo Duffer1: Always
23:02 BingoBoingo Though maybe in the tweet I should have included the canonical form
23:05 BingoBoingo So who here hasn't written a requiem in case "wetware has problems..."
23:05 Duffer1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1iecuzMLmo
23:05 assbot gandalf falls one hour - YouTube
23:15 benkay who is this diana_coman?
23:15 benkay ;;gettrust diana_coman
23:15 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user diana_coman: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=diana_coman | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=diana_coman | Rated since: Tue Mar 26 18:56:33 2013
23:17 benkay wow
23:18 BingoBoingo /me wonders who hasn't written their own requiem
23:20 BingoBoingo Or has papers saying their cadaver has joined the roman church at the moment of death
23:21 dub wat
23:22 BingoBoingo dub: I have vices, my last minutes aren't going to be pretty. I want the mourners at my memorial to feel that.
23:23 BingoBoingo Also you can make the song of wrath in the requiem pretty badass with some power cords, diminished 5th's and ending the whole thing on a suspended seventh...
23:24 dub you'll be dead, what does it matter
23:24 benkay hm this nydfs paper looks like a suicide note from the usg
23:24 BingoBoingo dub: I'll still be a ghost and I'll haunt the shit out of you if you keep up this attitude
23:25 BingoBoingo !up Duffer1
23:29 BingoBoingo Catholicism does a lot of shit wrong like Brock style kiddie diddling, but they do some stuff right like giving the memorial service for the dead a song of wrath
23:38 BingoBoingo !up transfix
23:39 BingoBoingo !up Lycerion
23:39 BingoBoingo !up Luke-Jr
23:39 BingoBoingo Luke-Jr: The song of wrath: A cool perk of Catholicism, or so cool it is the only necessary part?
23:42 asciilifeform decimation: the suitability of a number sequence for use as 'cryptographic entropy' is not a mathematical property of the sequence. it is a property of the aggregate of the sequence and the world in which it lives - i.e. whether the sequence is, or can easily become, known to the enemy.
23:43 asciilifeform decimation: to make this clearer: the digits of 'pi' pass every test of 'entropic quality' you can think of. except, naturally, the fact of them being the digits of 'pi.'
23:48 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/489980028289961984
23:48 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: re: those pots:
23:48 asciilifeform ;;google microwave foundry
23:48 gribble How to make a crucible for a microwave foundry - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN8fQoXRyNM>; How to make a microwave foundry part 2 - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwVTLdk5QwM>; Microwave melting of metals - Talisman: <https://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/misc/microwave-metal-casting.html>
23:49 asciilifeform ^ similar design
23:50 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: To tell you the truth what I really want to do is synthetic corundrum in my back yard
23:54 BingoBoingo !up tych0
23:57 dub http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/europe/100000003007434/intercepted-audio-of-ukraine-separatists.html?smid=tw-nytimesworld
23:57 assbot Intercepted Audio of Ukraine Separatists - Video - NYTimes.com
23:57 dub dat oh shi- moment
23:57 decimation \
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