Show Idle (>14 d.) Chans
← 2014-07-03 | 2014-07-05 → ↓
00:08 BingoBoingo !up GunPlay
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00:39 BingoBoingo OMG revisionism!!! http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/07/03/scholar_says_transcript_of_the_declaration_of_independence_has_an_error.html
00:39 assbot Scholar says transcript of the Declaration of Independence has an error.
00:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9750 @ 0.00082337 = 8.0279 BTC [+]
00:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4900 @ 0.00082313 = 4.0333 BTC [-]
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01:17 mircea_popescu !up nam-shub
01:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8150 @ 0.00082313 = 6.7085 BTC [-]
01:22 mircea_popescu asciilifeform lepeshinskaya was the ballerina ? or was she the educational expert ?
01:23 BingoBoingo Doge Drama! Doge Drama! http://www.cryptocoinsnews.com/news/leaked-video-moolah-ceo-threatens-legal-action-dogecoin-creator/2014/07/04
01:23 assbot Leaked Video of Moolah CEO Causes Legal Controversy » CryptoCoinsNews
01:25 mircea_popescu so anyone keeping a list of ips used by nsa&friends for ops ?
01:30 BingoBoingo I'm not really
01:30 BingoBoingo I assume they can use pretty much Windows or android machine as the equivalent of a tor node anyways
01:36 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> reads just like modern pheminist etc. crapola. << i had this convo with girl earlier. sophism is sophism, seen it all before.
01:39 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> being as the local stuffed uniforms are the first to 'go free agent' in any imperial collapse, this is sorta basic. << quite
01:43 mircea_popescu For the first time in human history, there now exists a situation in which the disciplined thinking techniques, and precision-observing techniques of modern science will be applied in a positive sense to the problem of a subjective phenomenon. "Positive" in that the research men will be commanded, ordered, and damn well required to stop using their talents to prove it isn't so, because their theories hold it impossible
01:43 mircea_popescu , and find out why it is so, because it works. Those scientists who are personally psychologically so oriented that they simply can't accept that notion will be simply brushed aside, and men who can and will see what's happening on their own campuses, and will sincerely try to understand this new order of phenomenon will be installed.
01:43 mircea_popescu o look at that, before global warming they had "drowsing works". who knew.
01:46 BingoBoingo OMG it is like a reverse-(Karl Popper)
01:47 mircea_popescu the antipopper
01:49 mircea_popescu "The Church of Scientology, an outgrowth of L. Ron Hubbard's dianetics cult of the Fifties, became one of the most controversial of American religious cults. When, in 1977, Federal agents raided the cult's offices because, among other things, the cult had infiltrated Federal agencies and stolen Government documents related to investigations of the cult, public reaction was amusement as much as anything else."
01:49 mircea_popescu it's still good for a lol.
01:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9346 @ 0.00082344 = 7.6959 BTC [+] {2}
02:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 33 @ 0.016501 = 0.5445 BTC [-]
02:08 BingoBoingo %ob
02:08 atcbot 18k@310 19k@272 68@271 | 9k@226 250k@225 50k@224
02:11 BingoBoingo %d
02:11 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 1078968.81 in 1937 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: 37.42
02:20 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
02:20 gribble Current Blocks: 309124 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1339 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 13 hours, 32 minutes, and 34 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16080546463.1 | Estimated Percent Change: -4.38753
02:21 BingoBoingo Looks like next change won't be negative
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02:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2477 @ 0.00082313 = 2.0389 BTC [-]
02:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36000 @ 0.00082442 = 29.6791 BTC [+] {3}
02:56 penguirker New blog post: http://blog.spagni.net/posts/nubbins-you-little-legend
03:01 fluffypony ;;later tell nubbins http://blog.spagni.net/posts/nubbins-you-little-legend
03:01 assbot Nubbins, you little legend!
03:01 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:09 BingoBoingo Ugh, white africans are the worst
03:10 fluffypony LOL!
03:12 BingoBoingo Case in point, Mark Shuttleworth
03:13 fluffypony yeah he's a bit of a chop
03:13 fluffypony but the guys that invented EC2 are cool
03:13 fluffypony and I like Elon Musk very much
03:13 BingoBoingo EC2 might be the only thing worse than Nigbuntu
03:13 fluffypony although I don't like his complete loss of a South African accent
03:13 fluffypony and his semi-American-but-not-quite accent he's adopted
03:14 BingoBoingo Fluffy he makes me wish Rhodesia wasn't a country
03:15 fluffypony hah hah
03:15 fluffypony my mom was born in Rhodesia when it was still called Rhodesia
03:18 BingoBoingo I mean the Amerigo's colonies produce some shit white people, but Africa...
03:21 BingoBoingo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
03:21 assbot Johnny Cash-The_Man_Comes_Around - YouTube
03:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00082503 = 14.7268 BTC [+] {2}
03:33 BingoBoingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rR7E6NfY4&feature=kp
03:33 assbot Gordon Lightfoot Sundown - YouTube
03:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14616 @ 0.00082672 = 12.0833 BTC [+] {2}
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03:53 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
03:53 gribble Current Blocks: 309128 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1335 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 21 hours, 20 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 15968194694.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -5.05556
03:54 mircea_popescu fluffypony nice shirt.
03:55 BingoBoingo Last two youtube links dedicated to the mystery lifebomer unkilling all of my beautiful death
03:55 mircea_popescu "no privilege shirt, no service"
03:55 fluffypony mircea_popescu: Yeah came out really nicely, v. impressed
03:55 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=654424.0
03:55 assbot [AUCTION] BFL 65nm ASIC minirig - First ever delivered
03:56 BingoBoingo Look who is selling!
03:57 mircea_popescu lmao scammer be scammer to the end.
03:57 mircea_popescu auctioning shit for .5 btc, selling for 1 btc pm bid ? really ?
04:01 BingoBoingo Well, if Garr could do it
04:02 BingoBoingo Some one may have lulz arriving in their inbox...
04:03 BingoBoingo I will not confirm or deny
04:08 BingoBoingo 5D
04:08 BingoBoingo %D
04:08 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 810773.42 in 1931 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: 3.26
04:12 BingoBoingo ;;later tell ninjashogun http://bash.bitcoin-assets.com/?quote=191
04:12 assbot #bitcoin-assets bash
04:12 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:14 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo still, it's satisfying to see the guy reduced to peddling bitcents.
04:14 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: it is indeed if... the courts don't seem to want your bet to come true
04:14 BingoBoingo US courts still need to catch up to bitbet courts
04:16 mircea_popescu slowness.
04:17 BingoBoingo Sundown, you better take care. If I find you been creeping round my back stairs.
04:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14660 @ 0.00082313 = 12.0671 BTC [-]
04:23 davout god morneng -assets
04:24 BingoBoingo Fuck you davout We do Dog morning here.
04:24 davout where is your dog now
04:25 BingoBoingo Krauts are going to put on Belgium like a condom and take your team down like they did... well... you know
04:25 BingoBoingo davout: My dog is safely in the ghetto where he belongs
04:25 davout also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ozy_cufk8
04:25 assbot I am your new God - YouTube
04:26 davout ah wrong video
04:26 BingoBoingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4
04:26 assbot IRON BUTTERFLY - IN A GADDA DA VIDA - 1968 (ORIGINAL FULL VERSION) CD SOUND & 3D VIDEO - YouTube
04:28 davout the drummer is amazing
04:28 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
04:29 xmj i wonder if i can trick assbot
04:29 xmj her ass is amazing
04:29 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
04:29 xmj oh, boring.
04:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.0143 = 0.715 BTC [+]
04:33 davout ;;later tell kakobrekla "hide bots" in the logs doesn't make atcbot go away
04:33 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:34 davout ;;later tell kakobrekla disregard that i suck cock
04:34 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:35 jurov http://i.imgur.com/lHZKDFK.jpg
04:37 jurov ^story of kakobrekla and bitcointalk
04:37 davout short story indeed
04:38 mircea_popescu jurov i find it really funny how he just can't resist arguing with idiots
04:39 pankkake :(
04:40 davout mircea_popescu: it's a skill
04:40 mircea_popescu like bulimia ?
04:40 davout no, self-control
04:40 davout don't eat this candy bar, resist the urge to waste time arguing with dotcoin, same skill really :)
04:41 mircea_popescu o o i see.
04:42 mircea_popescu "Ponta: I will likely announce my intention to run for president on August 1"
04:42 mircea_popescu romanian politicians are mentally defective. YOU JUST ANNOUNCED IT DERP!
04:43 jurov will he be IPOing it?
04:43 davout can you pre-vote ?
04:43 mircea_popescu this guy is probably the most amusing pietilla in all of yurp.
04:44 pankkake it does it the apple way; announce an annoucment, gets twice the coverage
04:44 mircea_popescu example : romania is, sorta like france, a presidentialish republic. it's quite clear that the president does foreign affairs. at some point in a conflict with the president, this guy showed up at a eu summit.
04:44 mircea_popescu uninvited, like. those people literally didn't know what to do for like an hour.
04:45 mircea_popescu when it became clear that he won't be allowed inside the building, he left.
04:45 mircea_popescu when questioned in the senate a week later, he claimed that he went to bruxelles to do some shopping.
04:48 davout mircea_popescu: you don't get anything if you don't try!
04:48 davout we have a saying that applies perfectly: "sur un malentendu tu peux toujours conclure"
04:49 mircea_popescu yeah, basically, he runs on MS-Busker 3.1.
04:49 BingoBoingo %ob
04:49 atcbot 18k@310 19k@272 68@271 | 9k@226 250k@225 50k@224
04:49 fluffypony mircea_popescu: isn't it like crack of dawn where you are?
04:49 davout which roughly translates to: "you may end up fucking her on a misunderstanding"
04:49 mircea_popescu fluffypony prety much
04:50 mircea_popescu davout "you can close just as well on a misunderstanding "
04:50 davout yo
04:50 BingoBoingo fluffypony: GIve it an hour
04:50 davout does "close" convey the same sexual meaning?
04:51 pankkake ;;ud close
04:51 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=close | to knock boots with a member of the oposite sex, as in close the deal.
04:51 pankkake ;;ud closing
04:51 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Closing | Nov 14, 2012 ... Closing. The act of "doing the deed". To close is the have sexual intercourse with someone. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to ...
04:51 mircea_popescu it's pretty much the exact equivalent. conclure may mean a cunt or a life policy.
04:51 davout nice-u
04:53 fluffypony hah hah
04:53 fluffypony http://i.imgur.com/xbNnEM3.jpg - dictator
04:53 fluffypony nice one, reddit
04:54 BingoBoingo ;;bait
04:54 gribble Error: "bait" is not a valid command.
04:54 BingoBoingo !bait
04:54 BingoBoingo !mpif
04:54 assbot BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021734 BTC (Total: 475.28 BTC). Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.00023849 BTC [+]
04:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4993 @ 0.00082631 = 4.1258 BTC [+]
04:59 BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=676302.0
04:59 assbot HOLY F**** I just got the details of 50 bitcoiners in CY DANNY BREWSTER INCLUDE
05:00 pankkake fail to see how his address in Cyprus is going to help anything
05:03 BingoBoingo Maybe someone introduces him to 'bubbling;
05:04 pankkake ;;ud bubbling
05:04 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bubbling | Bubbling. A photo editing technique which uses clever positioning of transparent circles in an opaque color layer to trick the mind into thinking a person in a ...
05:04 fluffypony yeah, poopsenders don't even deliver to Cyprus
05:04 fluffypony unfortunately
05:05 pankkake oh, I remember bubbling
05:05 BingoBoingo ;;google bubbling "pissing in their own mouth"
05:05 gribble 'Bubbling' Is the New Teen Trend That Will Make You Gag - Jezebel: <http://jezebel.com/bubbling-is-the-new-teen-trend-that-will-make-you-gag-1599360630>; People Are Imitating Todd “Bubbling” Carney And Pissing In Their ...: <http://junkee.com/people-are-imitating-todd-bubbling-carney-and-pissing-in-their-own-mouths-on-facebook/37014>; Everyone Needs To Stop Trying To Make (1 more message)
05:05 pankkake fluffypony: poopsenders are the number one reason I hide my identity :p
05:05 pankkake not that I would be the the one receiving the poop anyway…
05:06 fluffypony lol
05:06 BingoBoingo I'm sleep. Everyone who keeps trying to unkill my beautiful death with their life bombs can eat it, as they continue to hurt their cause.
05:09 mircea_popescu wait.
05:09 mircea_popescu that jezebel thing, ALSO gawker ?
05:10 mircea_popescu dude just how much crap can these people put out ?
05:12 fluffypony yeah Jezebel is horrible
05:12 fluffypony the only gawker site I still occasionally browse is Jalopnik
05:13 fluffypony and only because a friend of mine, Seagram Pearce, often has his photos on there
05:15 mircea_popescu what's that one ?
05:16 fluffypony mircea_popescu: cars
05:16 mircea_popescu anyway, they got everything don't they ? gawker is basically hot topic of internet crapola. jezbel aka let's try and commercialise feminism,
05:16 fluffypony http://jalopnik.com/the-sea-the-sky-the-aston-martin-v8-vantage-818009094
05:16 assbot The Sea, The Sky, The Aston Martin V8 Vantage
05:16 mircea_popescu shit. next words out of my mouth were "do they have a car one"
05:16 mircea_popescu how about working out ?
05:16 fluffypony lol
05:17 fluffypony no clue
05:17 fluffypony their "empire" has become worse than HuffPo
05:17 fluffypony if that were at all possible
05:18 mircea_popescu wait they';re different ?
05:20 fluffypony yes
05:20 mircea_popescu different, how.
05:20 mircea_popescu don't tell me they're burning the venture capital of rival, competing venture firms.
05:23 fluffypony I mean they're physically different companies
05:24 pankkake but part of the same conspiracy!
05:24 fluffypony they have fun shit like this:
05:24 fluffypony http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gabrielle-canon/dear-gawker-thanks-for-pr_b_3624887.html
05:24 assbot Gawker Must Not Know What Journalism Is: A Different Take on the Role of J-schools | Gabrielle Canon
05:24 mircea_popescu in what sense are they different
05:24 mircea_popescu o, they attack each other ?
05:24 fluffypony yes
05:24 fluffypony like kids on a playground
05:24 fluffypony that the adults ignore
05:25 mircea_popescu so the two 17yo blondies vying for homecoming queen are different girls ?
05:25 mircea_popescu maybe im old, but seems a tenuous argument.
05:25 mircea_popescu (they both employ freelance journalists. THE SAME freelance journalists)
05:26 mircea_popescu "Gawker staff writer Hamilton Nolan loves to rant. I can't say I ever particularly noticed Nolan, or that his opinionated posts stand out from the rest of the sensationalized content Gawker churns out each day"
05:26 fluffypony yet each view each other as competition and think they stand on the moral high ground
05:26 mircea_popescu ahaha check it out, canon imagines herself in a position to review nolan.
05:26 mircea_popescu the names are picked with an eye to livresqueness.
05:28 fluffypony lol
05:28 mircea_popescu "Journalism is a public good, essential to the health of democracy and the growth of society." "I was awarded a partial scholarship but still incurred over $30,000 in debt that will likely follow me far into the future."
05:28 mircea_popescu ah how delicious.
05:28 fluffypony the only media group I particularly like atm is Anticlown
05:28 mircea_popescu woman basically copy/pasted three different things together.
05:29 chetty http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=5735
05:29 assbot University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits
05:30 mircea_popescu ahahahah
05:30 mircea_popescu but not male students, right ?
05:30 mircea_popescu are they getting sued ?
05:30 chetty males get credit for shaving, neck down
05:31 mircea_popescu soooo... are they getting sued ?
05:31 fluffypony http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-legs-scratched-bruised-like-that-of-a-hooker-07-2014
05:31 assbot Lindsay Lohan’s Legs Look Like This Because of Biking, You Guys, She Was Biking - The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
05:31 fluffypony lol
05:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00082654 = 7.0256 BTC [+] {2}
05:31 pankkake Men are also allowed to receive extra credit, as long as they shave their bodies from the neck down.
05:33 pankkake it would probably take a week to shave me
05:34 fluffypony lol
05:34 mircea_popescu how do they know how hooker legs look anyway ?
05:34 fluffypony well there was that study that found that hirsute males are more intelligent
05:34 fluffypony so that's good
05:34 mircea_popescu i never noticed hooker legs being a thing.
05:35 mircea_popescu im kinda looking forward to the day all males under 30 are in cock cages in the us.
05:36 mircea_popescu i'll prolly visit just to piss on the general public.
05:36 mircea_popescu o they don't mean hooker, they mean meth.
05:36 mircea_popescu i guess they're not allowed to say meth ?
05:38 fluffypony yeah
05:40 mircea_popescu anyway, i don't think i am currently ranking any media outlet above zero.
05:40 mircea_popescu sorta like reading hustler twenty years ago.
05:42 mircea_popescu "If you'd like to advertise on one of our sites you can check out our advertising info." which they helpfuly omit to include, either as a link or anywhere on the page.
05:42 mircea_popescu derps.
05:42 chetty all media has turned into 'boy eats foot' (what people used to call things like Enquirer)
05:42 penguirker New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/3-3-things/
05:42 mircea_popescu linked twitter acct, "The best publisher of things ever in the history of the Universe.", abandoned since last year.
05:43 mircea_popescu facebook page even better, abandoned since 2012.
05:44 mircea_popescu i dun think this counts as a media group, fluffypony
05:45 fluffypony I read Geekologie and I Watch Stuff
05:45 fluffypony not really interested enough in celebrities to read The Superficial
05:45 mircea_popescu there probably ~should~ be a media empire,
05:45 mircea_popescu but princessnell is lazy
05:46 fluffypony all 3 are linked at the bottom of the Anticlown site
05:48 mircea_popescu lol
05:49 davout was there already a service for corporations designed to facilitate wage payment in BTC?
05:49 davout i think i heard about sthg like this already
05:50 mircea_popescu fucking inept this guy, sitting in his livingroom on kerepesi utca, derping around.
05:54 fluffypony good article (the bit towards the end, really) - http://apenwarr.ca/log/?m=201407#01
05:54 assbot apenwarr
05:54 fluffypony mircea_popescu: kerepesi utca?
05:54 mircea_popescu userguy243/ninjashogun
05:57 mircea_popescu "and we all want to feel good about ourselves." da fuck. no we don't all give a shit.
06:01 mircea_popescu anyway, a good idea in there (specifically, that complacency kills) buried under so much bad phrasing (like the we above) and outright ignorant idiocy (like the "logic works" debate) that i'd just send the author back to 7th grade with a very welted butt
06:01 mircea_popescu were he blessed enough to be my slave, which he isn't & won't be.
06:03 fluffypony I liked his point on programmer logic, though - I've dealt all too often with devs who have this complete close-minded, ivory tower complex
06:03 fluffypony which comes from years of not being told that they're not wrong, but their idea is fucking awful
06:04 mircea_popescu or maybe from having been told this by the wrong people.
06:05 mircea_popescu guy a tells girl she has a fat ass, she goes on a diet and gets a gym pass. guys b through z tell girl she has a fat ass, she buys femfandom today and writes angry blogposts about the sexist guys b through z.
06:06 mircea_popescu "Eventually all the old phones will be shut down and we can switch entirely to the new system."
06:06 mircea_popescu AHAHAHAHAhahahahaha ok that's the funniest thing i read all week.
06:06 mircea_popescu you got a point lol. total closeminded fucktardery.
06:15 punkman http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/07/03/world/middleeast/syria-iraq-isis-rogue-state-along-two-rivers.html
06:15 assbot Log In - The New York Times
06:18 ThickAsThieves http://www.eba.europa.eu/-/eba-proposes-potential-regulatory-regime-for-virtual-currencies-but-also-advises-that-financial-institutions-should-not-buy-hold-or-sell-them-whilst-n
06:18 assbot EBA proposes potential regulatory regime for virtual currencies, but also advises that financial institutions should not buy, hold or sell them whilst no such regime is in place - View press release - European Banking Authority
06:19 ThickAsThieves after put thru the Bloomberg filter: EU Banks Must Shun Bitcoin Until Rules in Place, EBA Says
06:21 kyuupichan "should not buy, hold or sell them" Um, impossible to fulfil if already holding....
06:22 kyuupichan EBA apparently doesn't realize BTC has its own regulatory regime and what they think is irrelevant
06:23 chetty <kyuupichan> "should not buy, hold or sell them" Um, impossible to fulfil if already holding....// nthey could destroy,lose the keys
06:23 kyuupichan Suits me just fine, I thank them for their contribution
06:24 kyuupichan "and the financial viability of some market participants remains uncertain"
06:24 pankkake ;;bc,stats
06:24 gribble Current Blocks: 309147 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1316 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 2 days, 7 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16073422604.6 | Estimated Percent Change: -4.42989
06:24 kyuupichan What, the banks?
06:26 kyuupichan "the creation of ‘scheme governing authorities' accountable for the integrity of a particular virtual currency scheme and its key components, including its protocol and transaction ledger."
06:26 kyuupichan !?! Good luck with that. Unless they mean the existing mining network.
06:30 mircea_popescu kyuupichan eu bureaucrats.
06:30 ThickAsThieves if we control everything, everything will be okay
06:31 mircea_popescu anyway, the eu finds itself in exactly the same position the us finds itself, except a little more clueless, a little more baselessly vanitous and a little later to the party.
06:33 pankkake as usual
06:34 mircea_popescu pretty much yeah
06:34 ThickAsThieves ;;ticker
06:34 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 625.75, Best ask: 626.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.25000, Last trade: 626.0, 24 hour volume: 8661.38903698, 24 hour low: 619.79, 24 hour high: 652.79, 24 hour vwap: 641.286154709
06:37 mircea_popescu i really can't believe i got exaclty 1 respondent to the tits post.
06:38 ThickAsThieves your game is slippin
06:38 mircea_popescu wait, MY game ?
06:38 ThickAsThieves that's what happens when you try to be a feminist
06:39 pankkake camwhores don't read trilema, surprising?
06:39 mircea_popescu pankkake i think it was on reddit and everything.
06:41 pankkake well yes I put it there. didn't see much traffic either
06:41 mircea_popescu i guess they don't read reddit either huh.
06:42 ThickAsThieves maybe andreas is available for evangelist consulting, or there's always the mastercoin guy
06:43 mircea_popescu maybe i should put it on fiverr lmao.
06:43 ThickAsThieves isnt it the mastercoin guy or one of those guys who's a former pickup artist?
06:44 ThickAsThieves http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/famous-pickup-artist-is-now-a-bitcoin-expert
06:44 assbot Famous Pickup Artist Is Now A Bitcoin Expert
06:44 ThickAsThieves Chris Odom
06:44 ThickAsThieves he's the OT guy
06:44 ThickAsThieves my bad
06:44 kyuupichan Wonder what the eu bureaucrats are gonna do when they're out of a job
06:45 kyuupichan Show titties to MP perhaps.
06:45 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/deCrypto/ << actually it's like #2
06:45 assbot reddit.com: over 18?
06:45 mircea_popescu but yeah, zero traffic there huh
06:45 mircea_popescu kyuupichan consider this simple point, that allegedly there's famine in this world
06:45 mircea_popescu meanwhile 0.1 btc buys a boatload of rice.
06:46 ThickAsThieves people in famine got no interwebs
06:47 mircea_popescu but tbh, there's another thing that puzzles me. i imagined prolly tons of people that watch the logs also visit camsites, and dropping that link'd be pretty great way to tip the girl without having to pay.
06:47 kyuupichan Stamp trading 2.5% below bitfinex, which is unusual
06:47 ThickAsThieves bill gates is workin on shit, youll have post-famine boobies soon enough
06:47 pankkake I submitted to the bigger /r/girlsgonebitcoin but it was ignored
06:47 mircea_popescu considering what people normaly do for a 2 dollar freebie... i'd have thought it'd spread as fire
06:47 mircea_popescu i guess im fundamentally misunderstanding something.
06:48 mircea_popescu i guess it's the fear of the unknown i'm misrepresenting. people WILL grind online poker for about 50 cents an hour. but that's their routine, and so easy.
06:49 chetty venture into the unknown - people dont do that much
06:50 mircea_popescu pankkake i don't even see it. prolly mod deleted it ?
06:51 pankkake http://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsGoneBitcoin/comments/299ee9/opportunity_to_get_01btc_for_your_tits_on_irc/
06:51 assbot reddit.com: over 18?
06:51 ThickAsThieves maybe they just wanna make money by mistake too
06:51 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsGoneBitcoin/ < < but not on the list.
06:51 assbot reddit.com: over 18?
06:53 mircea_popescu http://www.metartnetwork.com/bitcoin/ << btw metart does bitcoin now
06:53 assbot Bitcoin Payment Options: MetArt Network
06:53 ThickAsThieves nice
06:55 ThickAsThieves this guy got his coins back http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/273vi2/if_you_just_received_800_bitcoin_out_of_the_blue
06:55 assbot If you just received 800 Bitcoin out of the blue, it was from me : Bitcoin
06:55 ThickAsThieves he's lucky he sent them to lawyers
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06:56 mircea_popescu !up haos
07:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00083003 = 14.3595 BTC [+]
07:09 chetty making money is crass
07:09 chetty got to do stuff for a cause
07:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15300 @ 0.00083014 = 12.7011 BTC [+] {3}
07:24 mircea_popescu meh.
07:30 ThickAsThieves http://retroshare.sourceforge.net
07:30 assbot RetroShare
07:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2533 @ 0.00083016 = 2.1028 BTC [+]
07:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1071 @ 0.00082943 = 0.8883 BTC [-]
07:39 mircea_popescu !up fulloffantasies
07:39 mircea_popescu hey there fulloffantasies
07:39 fulloffantasies hello
07:39 mircea_popescu what brings you here ?
07:40 fulloffantasies bitcoins and showing off my tits
07:40 fulloffantasies how do I do this?
07:40 pankkake yay!
07:40 mircea_popescu o hey. i was jus tbitching about it.
07:40 mircea_popescu so first, link to some of your older material ? what you got ?
07:40 fulloffantasies http://www.reddit.com/user/fulloffantasies/submitted/
07:40 assbot submitted by fulloffantasies
07:42 mircea_popescu aite. write b8583084 on your tits, take a picture. get your face in there.
07:42 fulloffantasies No where was it mentioned I had to show my face
07:42 mircea_popescu o you don't do that ?
07:42 fulloffantasies it says the identification only needed me to write a sentence on my chest
07:42 fulloffantasies no, I don't.
07:42 fulloffantasies it's not fun for me to be identified :/
07:42 mircea_popescu i see
07:43 mircea_popescu what you got distinctive ? that's not actually identifying you
07:43 fulloffantasies well if I write a sentence on my chest and post it, and you give me the sentence now you can look at my pics and compare my body
07:43 pankkake come on, it's not like you're being farmed for coins yet
07:44 mircea_popescu aite, go for it.
07:44 mircea_popescu pankkake you always side with the working man dontcha
07:45 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies b8583084 on your tits, get enough of yourself in there so you won't be reused later.
07:46 mircea_popescu as a purely academic point, wouldn't http://i.imgur.com/6viKheJ.jpg be enough to identify someone ? at least to anyone that knows them any.
07:46 pankkake 1346 ninjashogun> wtf is wrong with this channel. it's misogynistic and
07:46 pankkake incredibly wrong - people aren't a piece of meat. Fueling
07:46 pankkake the idle power trip of a guy who thinks access to money makes
07:46 pankkake him some kind of god among men is ridic. Mircau behaves like
07:47 pankkake Borat, if Borat happened to realize he can get bitcoins juts
07:47 pankkake by promising more.
07:47 pankkake I like the comparison to Borat
07:47 mircea_popescu i like that he's still not got my name.
07:47 pankkake it's an original, usually Mirceau
07:48 mircea_popescu well maybe he misspelled in anger
07:48 pankkake no, he did it earlier
07:49 fulloffantasies http://i.imgur.com/Y6fCvB5.jpg
07:49 fulloffantasies there you go
07:49 mircea_popescu nice tits. your address ?
07:50 fulloffantasies thank you! it's 16MVEdL9Vtyi3cQ9YcdaLu9MSyAniaBaY8
07:50 pankkake also how did you find out about the thing?
07:50 fulloffantasies i posted in r/girlsgonebitcoin and someone sent me a message
07:50 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies aite. so tell other girls, and also : stick around here. ima prolly have more jobs in the future.
07:52 mircea_popescu ;;tslb
07:52 mircea_popescu !up Padstomper
07:52 gribble Time since last block: 5 minutes and 51 seconds
07:52 mircea_popescu Padstomper what brings you here ?
07:52 fulloffantasies holy shit
07:53 Padstomper Hey. A friend of mine got a message about this channel, so I'm just checking it out
07:53 fulloffantasies it worked. thank you!
07:53 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies lol you seem surprised.
07:53 Padstomper Seems like you have quite a few people here. That's neat
07:53 fulloffantasies some one offered me a whole .1 bitcoin to see my tits?
07:53 fulloffantasies of course I was skeptical
07:53 mircea_popescu lol. how did you find bitcoin anyway ?
07:54 fulloffantasies got sick of getting paid in amazon gift cards
07:54 fulloffantasies looked into other options
07:54 mircea_popescu ok, here's something that you'll love then :
07:54 mircea_popescu ;;google mpoe-pr stripperweb
07:54 gribble News Flash: Some Sex Workers Like Some Of Their Customers ...: <http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2011/10/23/news-flash-some-sex-workers-like-some-of-their-customers/>; MYIP网站地图325 - 站长工具，域名注册信息，搜索引擎收录，Alexa ...: <http://www.myip.cn/sitemaps/sitemap325.html>
07:54 mircea_popescu hm. google you pos.
07:54 mircea_popescu https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-181800.html there.
07:54 assbot Bitcoin Giveaway [Archive] - Stripper Web Exotic Dancer Community
07:55 fulloffantasies we really do
07:55 fulloffantasies lol
07:56 mircea_popescu lol. not that one, the stripperweb one.
07:59 assbot ninjashogun +v failed; L1: 0, L2: -3
07:59 mircea_popescu foreal
08:02 Padstomper My friend will likely be joining soon.
08:02 mircea_popescu who's she ?
08:02 Padstomper Under the name Indiancandy1.
08:02 mircea_popescu !up indiancandy1
08:02 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 are you here for the tits ?
08:03 Padstomper Yeah, she is. She'll likely have to register with nickserv, right? Or do you have some other way of maintaining verification?
08:03 mircea_popescu she can register if she likes her nick, yeah
08:04 mircea_popescu pankkake are you amazed by my amazing powers of "bitch and ye shall receive" yet btw ?
08:04 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
08:05 cazalla just sat down with a beer, great timing
08:05 xmj hahaha
08:06 mircea_popescu are you still in oz ?
08:06 cazalla yeah ofc
08:08 indiancandy1 "/msg nickserv register <diva4ever> <businessenquiriesforshanti@gmail.com>".
08:09 Padstomper Welp. Nothing to see here, move along.
08:09 mircea_popescu Padstomper you know she doesn't HAVE to, the girl above did just fine w/o regging.
08:09 mircea_popescu !up fulloffantasies
08:09 indiancandy1 /msg nickserv register <tr1n8frikitona> <businessenquiriesforshanti@gmail.com>
08:10 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 ditch the leading space. and also if your reddit or w/e pw is diva4ever you'd better change it, this is a logged channel.
08:10 indiancandy1 omgggg
08:10 cazalla sounds like someone used the password guide bitcoinpete posted other day
08:11 Padstomper Can you link that one? Idon't know it
08:11 mircea_popescu !s from:bitcoinpete guide
08:11 assbot 1 results for 'from:bitcoinpete guide' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from%3Abitcoinpete+guide
08:12 mircea_popescu hmm that's not it.
08:12 cazalla it's an onion article, not serious
08:12 Padstomper Nop
08:12 mircea_popescu all this fab technology that doesn't actually do stuff
08:12 cazalla http://www.clickhole.com/article/tips-crafting-strong-password-really-pops-391
08:12 assbot Tips For Crafting A Strong Password That Really Pops | ClickHole Because all content deserves to go viral
08:13 mircea_popescu http://www.dailydot.com/esports/curse-astroturf-reddit-scandal/
08:13 assbot Reddit's moderator crisis continues with for-profit spam scandal
08:13 mircea_popescu aww
08:14 cazalla tips, guide, no semantic search?
08:17 Padstomper Alright, so if she doesn't need to register..
08:17 Padstomper What should she do for verification?
08:17 mircea_popescu lol strange relationshio you do got going. indiancandy1 got a link to your previous work ?
08:17 kyuupichan Fuck, 800 BTC, that's half a buck sent to Karpeles again
08:18 Padstomper I understand tech a bit more than she does.
08:18 mircea_popescu kyuupichan you doing the logs ?
08:18 mircea_popescu Padstomper well ok, but an url isn't that hard :)
08:18 kyuupichan mircea_popescu: ?
08:18 Padstomper Yeah, moment.
08:19 mircea_popescu kyuupichan i thought you ran into http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#743560
08:19 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
08:19 Padstomper But yeah. It's a bit odd. But I practically live on irc and the internet, she's not so fluent with it.
08:20 mircea_popescu great time to learn.
08:20 indiancandy1 http://imgur.com/JlzKjcw
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08:20 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
08:20 kyuupichan mircea_popescu: Yeah, catching up. Unbelievable retirement Karpeles is gonna have.
08:20 indiancandy1 thats my boobies
08:20 indiancandy1 my nipples are peirced
08:21 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 do you have a site/a tumblr/something ?
08:22 indiancandy1 site?
08:22 indiancandy1 what type
08:22 indiancandy1 not im not good with the net
08:22 indiancandy1 im new here
08:22 indiancandy1 i dont have tumblr
08:22 indiancandy1 either
08:22 indiancandy1 duno how 2 use it
08:22 indiancandy1 is it like facebook
08:22 kyuupichan Actually it seems they were returned. Haha.
08:22 mircea_popescu lol. mkay. take a pic of your tits with 50027b6b written on your chest. make sure you get your head in there.
08:23 indiancandy1 y my face
08:23 indiancandy1 i dont have make up on
08:23 fulloffantasies I didn't use my face.
08:23 indiancandy1 i look like poo
08:23 indiancandy1 and to get all dolled up
08:23 indiancandy1 is a long thing
08:23 indiancandy1 but wil do
08:23 indiancandy1 ur pic
08:23 indiancandy1 now
08:23 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 well, the problem is this : we can't really identify tits.
08:23 mircea_popescu soon enough people will just be recycling the same ones.
08:23 indiancandy1 ok fair enough
08:24 indiancandy1 but what if my face is ugly
08:24 fulloffantasies see, you keep saying that but if you write a specific code on the tits...
08:24 fulloffantasies you're going to know if someone writes the wrong code...
08:24 fulloffantasies hopefully
08:24 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies you gotta look into photoshop sometime.,
08:24 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 it's okay, we don't judge.
08:24 fulloffantasies lol no, I know about PS I'm just saying
08:24 mircea_popescu well at least i don't. these other assholes... who knows.
08:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15900 @ 0.00082943 = 13.1879 BTC [-]
08:24 fulloffantasies you got the girl's history posts, just ask her to show enough of her body/background and compre
08:25 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies for 50 bucks an azn sweatshop can make you be the queen of england.
08:25 mircea_popescu omg stop managing my shit for me lmao. what's this!
08:26 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies actually if you wanna do something positive for your future, you should reg your nick with nickserv and then get in the wot.
08:27 fulloffantasies Sorry. I mean, you were pretty cool about me not showing mine so I guess if it's that big of a deal to other girls as well you'll work it out.
08:27 fulloffantasies ? lol wut?
08:27 indiancandy1 maybe he kis curios
08:27 indiancandy1 his curios
08:27 indiancandy1 about my face
08:27 indiancandy1 coz my tits r dam hot
08:27 indiancandy1 lol
08:27 indiancandy1 ahahah
08:27 indiancandy1 im ugly dont get ur hopes up
08:27 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 no but really waht's all the shyness. you got tits, wear them proud.
08:28 indiancandy1 belive me
08:28 indiancandy1 i do
08:28 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies which part ?
08:28 mircea_popescu !up Dekker3D
08:28 Dekker3D "Padstomper" got devoiced. Figured I'd get on my normal irc client
08:28 mircea_popescu ah
08:28 fulloffantasies "reg your nick with nickserv and then get in the wot."
08:28 Dekker3D What is the wot?
08:28 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies what indiancandy1 was trying for above.
08:29 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust Dekker3D
08:29 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user Dekker3D: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=Dekker3D | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Dekker3D | Rated since: never
08:29 mircea_popescu that's the wot. and you're not in it.
08:29 Dekker3D Hm. Bitcoin web of trust. This explains why peopel don't need to register with nickserv
08:29 mircea_popescu :p
08:30 Dekker3D How do I use this?
08:30 mircea_popescu http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets << read this
08:30 assbot first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
08:30 Dekker3D Thanks
08:31 Dekker3D Did fulloffantasies not have to show her face because she's been on the web of trust for a while?
08:31 mircea_popescu well, more because pankkake pestered me.
08:31 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust pankkake
08:31 gribble Currently authenticated from hostmask pankkake!~anus@inara.p.engu.in. Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user pankkake: Level 1: 3, Level 2: 8 via 9 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=mircea_popescu&dest=pankkake | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=pankkake | Rated since: Thu Jun 6 12:07:25 2013
08:32 mircea_popescu you can get away with bloody murder if you're well connected.
08:32 Dekker3D Lovely.
08:32 Dekker3D So... wait. Because pankkake bothered you, indiancandy1 has to show her face?
08:33 mircea_popescu no lol.
08:33 Dekker3D Can you give voice back to indiancandy1, by the way?
08:33 fulloffantasies *shrug* I told them to compare my history posts to the ones I posted with the code to confirm it was me.
08:33 mircea_popescu !up indiancandy1
08:33 Dekker3D Ah.
08:33 mircea_popescu hai indiancandy1
08:33 fulloffantasies showed a good bit of body for it for maximum comparison
08:33 fulloffantasies but it worked.
08:34 indiancandy1 i have been voiced
08:34 Dekker3D Well, yeah. She is keeping a bit of a disconnect from another identity, because of personal reasons.
08:34 mircea_popescu Dekker3D he was all like "cmon man i've not seen a girl in six years plz don't be difficult" and so on.
08:34 indiancandy1 what is that
08:34 Dekker3D That's why she doesn't want to show her face.
08:34 Dekker3D Lol.
08:34 fulloffantasies I just don't like it, lol. I love showing off, but it would ruin it for me entirely if I was identified...
08:34 Dekker3D Well, some irc channels require "voice"
08:34 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies why's that ?
08:35 fulloffantasies I like walking down the street and wondering whose seen me naked
08:35 Dekker3D And it can be given to people who deserve it, and removed from those who prove they don't
08:35 indiancandy1 well it wouldnt ruin it
08:35 indiancandy1 but i would look cheap
08:35 indiancandy1 if it got out
08:35 Dekker3D You can't talk without voice on this channel
08:35 fulloffantasies but it would ruin it *for me*
08:35 indiancandy1 that i was sellin my boob pix
08:35 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 http://trilema.com/2014/bitcoin-assets-m/ there'
08:35 assbot #bitcoin-assets +m pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
08:35 mircea_popescu s the story
08:35 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 to whom ?
08:35 indiancandy1 so did u
08:35 indiancandy1 un voice me
08:35 mircea_popescu most people i know don't get .1 btc.
08:35 indiancandy1 i dont get this
08:36 indiancandy1 voice
08:36 indiancandy1 un voice
08:36 indiancandy1 exiting
08:36 mircea_popescu fulloffantasies i see.
08:36 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 voice lasts 30 minutes at a time.
08:36 indiancandy1 yea
08:36 mircea_popescu "-assbot- You voiced indiancandy1 for 30 minutes." it says
08:36 indiancandy1 this is so interesting
08:36 mircea_popescu it is.
08:36 fulloffantasies plus I think no faces is sexier. leave more to the imagination and all.
08:37 mircea_popescu seems a bit infantile to me tbh.
08:37 fulloffantasies *shrug* just my opinion.
08:37 indiancandy1 is it coz im indian
08:37 indiancandy1 LOL
08:37 indiancandy1 ahahah
08:38 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 are you indian ?
08:38 indiancandy1 half
08:38 cazalla fwiw i was searching other day for bit of indian on the side
08:38 indiancandy1 duh
08:38 ThickAsThieves mp bitches no one will show their tits, then bitches they won't show face, I see where this is going
08:38 indiancandy1 why would my user name be indian
08:38 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves lol.
08:38 indiancandy1 what indian curry
08:38 cazalla well be it that missus is breastfeeding and all
08:38 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 so do you live in india ?
08:39 indiancandy1 i live in
08:39 indiancandy1 london/mumbai
08:39 mircea_popescu so what's your native language ? tamil was it ?
08:40 mircea_popescu !up fulloffantasies
08:40 indiancandy1 omg
08:40 indiancandy1 tamil is sri lanka
08:40 indiancandy1 not india
08:41 mircea_popescu mahrati ?
08:41 indiancandy1 look at you
08:41 indiancandy1 ahaha
08:41 indiancandy1 im actualy not from maharashtra
08:41 indiancandy1 i just work there
08:41 indiancandy1 im punajbi
08:41 indiancandy1 punjabi
08:41 mircea_popescu aha. what do you do, callcentering ?
08:41 indiancandy1 omg
08:41 indiancandy1 ahaha
08:41 indiancandy1 racist
08:42 cazalla free ring ding
08:42 ThickAsThieves stereotypist!
08:42 indiancandy1 you need 2 watch this comedy
08:42 mircea_popescu im just askin'!
08:42 indiancandy1 on comedy central called outsourced
08:42 indiancandy1 its about a indian call centre
08:42 indiancandy1 its awsome
08:42 indiancandy1 no i work in media
08:42 indiancandy1 im a journalist
08:42 mircea_popescu o hey.
08:42 mircea_popescu did you write any bitcoin articles ?
08:43 indiancandy1 nooo
08:43 indiancandy1 bolywood
08:43 indiancandy1 LOL
08:43 indiancandy1 bollywood
08:43 indiancandy1 hindi cinema and
08:43 indiancandy1 tv serial
08:43 indiancandy1 what about u
08:43 mircea_popescu what about me ?
08:43 indiancandy1 wat u do
08:44 mircea_popescu ;;google romanian billionaire
08:44 gribble List of Romanians by net worth - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Romanians_by_net_worth>; Category:Romanian billionaires - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Romanian_billionaires>; Romanian billionaire, prosecuted for allegedly bribing two judges ...: <http://www.romania-insider.com/romanian- (1 more message)
08:44 mircea_popescu apparently, nothing.
08:44 ThickAsThieves lol
08:44 chetty he pays girls for tits
08:44 mircea_popescu i annoy bois.
08:44 indiancandy1 are you romanians
08:45 ThickAsThieves only by association
08:45 mircea_popescu yeah.
08:45 mircea_popescu "Dan Adamescu, one of the richest businessmen in Romania, was indicted on Thursday, May 22, by prosecutors from the National Anticorruption Directorate (DNA), for allegedly bribing two judges, DNA officially announced. One of his lawyers commited suicide on the subway, three days before the indictment, Romanian media found out."
08:45 indiancandy1 che fatch
08:45 indiancandy1 i know how 2 say hi
08:45 mircea_popescu haha! bine fac. tu ce faci
08:45 indiancandy1 there is a inflation
08:45 indiancandy1 of romanian prostitutes
08:45 indiancandy1 in london
08:45 mircea_popescu in india ?!
08:45 mircea_popescu ah.
08:45 indiancandy1 when i say inflation
08:45 indiancandy1 i mean seriose
08:45 mircea_popescu sure, romanian gals fuck well.
08:45 indiancandy1 masss
08:46 indiancandy1 i heard the dudes
08:46 indiancandy1 got big ding dongs
08:46 ThickAsThieves lol
08:46 indiancandy1 some girl told me her x is romania
08:46 indiancandy1 nn his ting is size of 2 coke cans together
08:46 indiancandy1 ahaha
08:46 mircea_popescu o, yeah. i have a pic somewhere.
08:46 indiancandy1 do you live in romania
08:46 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2010/nsfw-pula-mea/
08:46 assbot NSFW - Pula mea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
08:46 mircea_popescu nah, i live in buenos aires.
08:47 indiancandy1 why
08:47 mircea_popescu i like the air.
08:48 indiancandy1 romania
08:48 indiancandy1 u no the gypsies originally come from india
08:49 mircea_popescu yeah
08:49 Dekker3D Hey, I'd just like to check
08:50 Dekker3D Because of the identity thing, would it be alright if she makes a photo showing most of her body, but not her face, with the code you gave her earlier?
08:50 Dekker3D I mean, for verification
08:50 mircea_popescu Dekker3D how come you're arguing this ?
08:51 Dekker3D She asked me, I'm asking you :P
08:51 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 you dun wanna show your face ?
08:51 indiancandy1 no
08:51 mircea_popescu i'm asking her. we're practically a sitcom by now
08:51 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 why not!
08:51 Dekker3D Heh.
08:51 indiancandy1 becaus
08:51 indiancandy1 i could get
08:51 indiancandy1 find out
08:51 Dekker3D ;;eregister Dekker3D 3B5216E917B8DC774AC31B95802A70ED22A1B6E4
08:51 gribble Error: '3B5216E917B8DC774AC31B95802A70ED22A1B6E4' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
08:51 indiancandy1 then i wil lose my job
08:51 cazalla show face because i need to know if it's worth my time finding an local indian lass
08:51 Dekker3D Aw.
08:51 indiancandy1 n it wil be ur fault
08:51 indiancandy1 so ama have 2 come 2 air
08:51 indiancandy1 n kick ur ass
08:51 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 aite.
08:52 mircea_popescu who's gonna fire you because you aired your tits ? you'll prolly get promoted.
08:53 indiancandy1 ahah
08:53 indiancandy1 u think so
08:53 mircea_popescu cazalla new things are usually worth it.
08:53 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 so wear sun glasses.
08:53 Dekker3D Her job depends on her public image. And indian folks are a bit prudish when dealing with stuff like this.
08:53 Dekker3D I mean the indian folks who her job depends on :P
08:54 mircea_popescu yeah but if they find this plac ethey'll prolly wanna make friends with me. and if they don't, they won't ever know.
08:54 mircea_popescu not REALLY that huge a risk. but anyway.
08:54 Dekker3D The code I just entered.. Kleopatra lists it as my "fingerprint" but it wasn't accepted. Can it be used to impersonate me?
08:54 indiancandy1 ever know what
08:54 indiancandy1 that ur a romanian billioanir
08:54 indiancandy1 lol
08:55 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 if you're really concerned, just get enough of your body in there so we can recognize fakes.
08:55 indiancandy1 i got tattoos
08:55 mircea_popescu Dekker3D you added spurious quotes
08:55 indiancandy1 there quite disntinctive
08:55 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 ok get those, we're good.
08:55 indiancandy1 n my peircings
08:55 Dekker3D mircea_popescu, spurious quotes? On the ;;eregister code?
08:55 mircea_popescu hm no you didn;t. wtf.
08:56 mircea_popescu try ;;eregister 5802A70ED22A1B6E4
08:56 Dekker3D I see a code that might be the 16 digit code I need, but I first want to know if this code could fuck me over.. in which case I should generate a new one
08:56 Dekker3D Where did you get that particular code from?
08:56 mircea_popescu nah. they're the public key ids. they're saf
08:56 mircea_popescu last 16 digits of your full fingerprint.
08:56 Dekker3D ;;eregister 5802A70ED22A1B6E4
08:56 gribble (eregister <nick> <keyid>) -- Register your GPG identity, associating GPG key <keyid> with <nick>. <keyid> is a 16 digit key id, with or without the '0x' prefix. We look on servers listed in 'plugins.GPG.keyservers' config. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will (1 more message)
08:56 Dekker3D ;;eregister Dekker3D 5802A70ED22A1B6E4
08:56 gribble Error: '5802A70ED22A1B6E4' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
08:56 Dekker3D I'll try the one I found
08:57 FabianB Dekker3D: is your key on a keyserver already?
08:57 mircea_popescu what the fuck.
08:57 Dekker3D Nop. It told me to add a revocation certificate first.
08:57 mircea_popescu ah.
08:57 mircea_popescu well yeah, it looks it up on the sks. gotta upload it first.
08:57 Dekker3D But I can't figure out Kleopatra at all :P
08:57 mircea_popescu is that the shitty windows client ?
08:58 Dekker3D Yeah.
08:58 Dekker3D I think there's a less shitty windows client too. I'll try that
08:58 mircea_popescu which was the less shitty windows client i forget ?
08:58 mircea_popescu !up veeminer
08:58 mircea_popescu !up Dekker3D
08:58 chetty life is better on Linux
08:58 mircea_popescu btw interested parties : http://trilema.com/pgp/ check out the nifty path checker in there.
08:58 assbot PGP pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
08:59 Dekker3D Thanks for the voice, mircea_popescu
09:00 mircea_popescu http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/one-legged-romanian-millionaire-dumped-wife-sixth-time-article-1.1802168
09:00 assbot One-legged Romanian millionaire dumped by wife for sixth time - NY Daily News
09:00 Dekker3D mircea_popescu, the less shitty windows client doesn't seem to be included in gpg4win anymore. welp
09:00 mircea_popescu you got no nix box ?
09:01 Dekker3D Not at the moment.
09:01 Dekker3D Not one I'd actually trust not to break down
09:01 mircea_popescu well so get your pubkey and upload it by hand.
09:05 mircea_popescu !up indiancandy1
09:06 Dekker3D I've told it to upload to a server, but it can't find my key under my name on that same server. Will it take a while for it to show up?
09:07 mircea_popescu bout half an hour
09:07 Dekker3D Ah.
09:07 mircea_popescu what did you use, mit ?
09:07 pankkake indiancandy1> my nipples are peirced <= ok, now I actually want to see tits
09:07 Dekker3D The default, keys.gnupg.net
09:07 Dekker3D Shall I throw it on the mit one too?
09:08 pankkake Dekker3D: use pool.sks-keyservers.net
09:08 pankkake the mit one is half not working
09:08 Dekker3D Port?
09:08 pankkake default?
09:09 Dekker3D Alright.
09:09 pankkake https://sks-keyservers.net/overview-of-pools.php for more details. I use hkps but it needs more configuration
09:09 assbot SKS Keyservers: Overview of the pools
09:10 mircea_popescu ;;google horribly infected mastitis piercings for pankkake
09:10 gribble No matches found.
09:10 pankkake :/
09:10 mircea_popescu o no we reached the end of the internets
09:10 pankkake I just like my girls with more holes than they were born with
09:10 Dekker3D I just used the url you sent. Is that going to be a problem?
09:11 Dekker3D Mastitits. Infection of the tits. That's a straightforward name..
09:11 Dekker3D So I can't use this gpg keypair until it shows up on that server, right?
09:11 mircea_popescu you can use it just fine, but gribble won't know about it until it's there
09:12 Dekker3D Ah.
09:12 chetty pankkake, peirced ears are pretty common :P
09:12 Dekker3D So I can't use it to authenticate with gribble, at least.
09:12 mircea_popescu Dekker3D a, you're indiancandy1's bf ?
09:12 pankkake chetty: right, those don't count unless it's more than once!
09:12 Dekker3D Eh. She's not very specific about how she feels about me. I've got kind of an odd thing with her. Other than that, I just help her get stuff done
09:13 Dekker3D I don't think I'd call myself her boyfriend, but afaik she doesn't have anything closer to it at the moment
09:13 mircea_popescu what a life.
09:13 Dekker3D It's a weird internet thing. Never met in person, though we did try to plan such a thing twice.
09:14 mircea_popescu kinda the norm for reddit innit ?
09:14 Dekker3D Yeah, I suppose
09:17 indiancandy1 i like girls with more holes than they were born with
09:17 indiancandy1 interesting
09:18 Dekker3D I met her on irc, actually. Fun times. Not even the "meet people" or "fuck people" kind of channel, but the kind that's about a silly internet game that hardly anybody even played :P
09:18 pankkake actually, I'm thinking you end up meeting more people in non-meeting channels
09:18 Dekker3D Yep
09:18 indiancandy1 mastitits
09:18 Dekker3D Because you talk about actual stuff you give a shit about
09:18 indiancandy1 is that a disease
09:18 indiancandy1 or percing
09:19 Dekker3D Rather than walks on the beach and romantic candlelight
09:19 indiancandy1 masti means mischevious in hindi
09:19 Dekker3D Anything-itis is an infection
09:19 Dekker3D Masti-anything means tits
09:19 indiancandy1 masti
09:19 indiancandy1 lol
09:19 Dekker3D mastitis is an infection on the tits. In other words, infected nipple piercings
09:19 mircea_popescu indiancandy1 -tis means inflamation, like nephritis or otitis.
09:19 indiancandy1 ohhh
09:19 indiancandy1 thanks
09:19 mircea_popescu mastit comes from masticare in latin, which means to chew. because tits are for chewing
09:19 mircea_popescu so inflamed chewing gum = mastitis.
09:19 Dekker3D I once had gingivitis. Gingiva = gums or something.
09:20 Dekker3D ... Lol
09:20 indiancandy1 o god
09:20 indiancandy1 change this convo
09:20 Dekker3D Sure thing.
09:20 indiancandy1 not cool
09:20 indiancandy1 so
09:20 Dekker3D You know how it is with a bunch of geeks. Topic changes all over the place.
09:20 indiancandy1 whose watching
09:20 indiancandy1 india vs england
09:20 indiancandy1 lol
09:21 mircea_popescu aite, that's all for me. see you tomorrow!
09:23 indiancandy1 http://imgur.com/Jthhtst
09:23 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
09:23 indiancandy1 the number isnt clear
09:24 indiancandy1 http://imgur.com/8u8eZ1e
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09:24 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
09:24 indiancandy1 is that goood enough marcio
09:24 indiancandy1 mircea
09:28 chetty http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2014/07/flints_top_cop_tells_parents_e.html
09:28 assbot Flint's top cop tells parents: Enjoy events with your children -- or prepare to pay curfew fine | MLive.com
09:29 chetty indiancandy1, he just left but the tatto may make it ok to get your coin
09:29 indiancandy1 how will we know
09:30 indiancandy1 is he coming back
09:30 indiancandy1 or
09:30 indiancandy1 he could have said bye
09:30 indiancandy1 atleast
09:30 indiancandy1 manners
09:30 chetty you'll need to check back in here, and he did say : <mircea_popescu> aite, that's all for me. see you tomorrow!
09:32 indiancandy1 oh no
09:32 indiancandy1 2moro
09:36 chetty !up indiancandy1
09:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2100 @ 0.00082943 = 1.7418 BTC [-]
09:57 pankkake well they could have left a btc address
10:01 chetty they will be back
10:01 pankkake http://www.reddit.com/r/litecoin/comments/29toug/investing_in_litecoin_ecosystem_development/ that is one pathetic bagholder
10:01 assbot Investing In Litecoin Ecosystem Development : litecoin
10:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 29 @ 0.03368967 = 0.977 BTC [-] {5}
10:07 pankkake http://www.coindesk.com/mycelium-announces-entropy-offline-usb-paper-wallet-creator/ the issue here is that I don't trust my printer
10:07 assbot Mycelium Announces 'Entropy' Offline USB Paper Wallet Creator
10:07 cazalla step up and be their roger ver pankkake
10:07 pankkake I can be the Roger Ver of Bernankoin
10:08 cazalla still, can't believe i bought that shit for 5c
10:08 cazalla wouldn't buy it for 5c now that's for sure
10:08 pankkake I only know what I bought in BTC, fiat for altcoins never made sense to me
10:09 pankkake one of the few times I was smart to cut my losses
10:09 chetty fiat doesn't make sense
10:09 cazalla i don't remember what the btc/ltc ratio was, just that they were 5c-6c at the time
10:10 cazalla nfi how i didn't lose everything along the way
10:10 pankkake until I can buy advocados with bitcoins, fiat will make sense
10:10 cazalla fuck, no drinking for lik, 6 weeks, 3 long necks and i'm done
10:13 pankkake I almost did a snackman, sent bets without fee. thankfully the weight isn't that low
10:13 ThickAsThieves http://cryptome.org/2014/06/gao-14-496.pdf
10:13 pankkake I thought Armory would be smart enough and select a big old input… it did not
10:14 cazalla what bet?
10:14 cazalla regretting betting on germany now :\ fkn team is sick
10:14 pankkake France vs. Germany
10:14 pankkake I bet on both… to see if this betting on two sides actually works
10:15 cazalla France might be a good bet now if the reports of German players being sick is true
10:15 pankkake sabotage!
10:17 chetty ooo another avocado lover :))
10:18 ThickAsThieves my wife loves em too
10:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1250 @ 0.00082526 = 1.0316 BTC [-]
10:20 artifexd !up Bella_
10:21 Bella_ thank you very much :)
10:21 artifexd np
10:22 Bella_ I got a message on reddit about tits post :)
10:22 Bella_ is that still available ?
10:22 pankkake it is - however mircea_popescu isn't online for now, he just left
10:23 kakobrekla come back when titmaster is about
10:23 Bella_ I understand, thank you very much for your help ! Have a lovely day ! xx
10:23 ThickAsThieves lol if i'm reading this correctly, the EBA is suggesting that any virtual currency "scheme" would be required to have a central authority representing it
10:23 ThickAsThieves 154. The entity would be called the ‘scheme governance authority’, which is a non-governmental entity that establishes and governs the rules for the use of a particular VC scheme.24 It is a legal person, and is responsible for maintaining the integrity of the central transaction ledger, the protocol, and any other core functional component of the scheme. The scheme governance
10:23 ThickAsThieves authority would be required to comply with regulatory and supervisory requirements of various kinds to mitigate identified risks.
10:25 ThickAsThieves they go on to say this authority could be decentralized, but it doesnt quite make sense to me
10:25 ThickAsThieves http://www.eba.europa.eu/documents/10180/657547/EBA-Op-2014-08+Opinion+on+Virtual+Currencies.pdf
10:26 ThickAsThieves !up Duffer1
10:26 Duffer1 thanks hehe
10:27 ThickAsThieves "the global, internet-based nature of VCs would require a
10:27 ThickAsThieves regulatory approach to strive for an international, and ideally global, coordination, otherwise
10:27 ThickAsThieves it will be difficult achieve a successful regulatory regime."
10:27 ThickAsThieves VCs = Virtual Currencies
10:28 Duffer1 good lord
10:29 Duffer1 they have international cooperation with copyright law and they can't even dent torrent sharing
10:29 pankkake this bureaucrat probably dreams of a World Government
10:30 ThickAsThieves The EBA also recommends that EU legislators consider declaring virtual currency exchanges
10:30 ThickAsThieves as ‘obliged entities’ that must comply with anti-money laundering and counter terrorist
10:30 ThickAsThieves financing requirements set out in the EU Anti Money Laundering Directive.
10:30 xmj pankkake: they think 1984 is a manual...
10:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.18200038 = 0.546 BTC [-] {2}
10:31 chetty what 1984 isn't a manual?
10:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5862 @ 0.00082411 = 4.8309 BTC [-]
10:33 chetty <ThickAsThieves> it will be difficult achieve a successful regulatory regime."//but everything can be fixed with more and better laws
10:34 chetty Declaration of Independence 1322 words, US Constitution 7794 words, Government Regulations on the sale of cheese 34,823 words.
10:35 pankkake yeah, many similar examples unfortunately. many codes with high inflation
10:36 ThickAsThieves wordcoins
10:37 chetty ooo what if all laws had to be published and paid for by the word :)
10:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 74 @ 0.03217494 = 2.3809 BTC [-] {8}
10:44 artifexd kakobrekla: You around?
10:44 kakobrekla yes
10:45 artifexd Whenever bet 989 gets tweeted, the tweet gets truncated at the ampersand.
10:45 artifexd Example: https://twitter.com/BitBetsBets/status/484943483502100480
10:45 assbot 0.20030000 /hashtag/BTC?src=hash on 'Yes' - Bitcoin to win vs S
10:46 kakobrekla aha, prolly some retard coded it.
10:46 kakobrekla ill check.
10:47 artifexd Those tweets were causing []bot to crash.
10:47 kakobrekla :D
10:47 kakobrekla amazing
10:47 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
10:47 artifexd Apparently an interface can be point to a nil value but not be nil, in golang.
10:48 kakobrekla heh
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11:03 artifexd Anyway, []bot is now more resilient. \o/
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11:25 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu Ольга Борисовна Лепешинская the 'biologist'
11:25 gribble The operation succeeded.
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11:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.00082134 = 4.1888 BTC [-]
11:49 asciilifeform pankkake: re: 'mycelium' << the nice thing is that i don't even need to purchase and cut open the unit to piss on it. you can't fit a user-auditable rng in a keychain. simple physical fact.
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11:50 asciilifeform (well, technically a somewhat larger keychain - could. but not this.)
11:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18400 @ 0.00082194 = 15.1237 BTC [+] {2}
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.71338460 BTC to 11`460 shares, 14951 satoshi per share
12:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 84.71721574 BTC to 77`494 shares, 109321 satoshi per share
12:03 asciilifeform ;;later tell mircea_popescu anyone keeping a list of ips used by nsa&friends for ops << if these folks have the elementary nervous system the gods gave the lowliest spammer, they have a steady supply of fresh ones. this is in no sense difficult, even for children.
12:03 gribble The operation succeeded.
12:03 kyuupichan "Following three months of analysis, the EBA issued a public warning on 13 December 2013, making consumers aware that VC are not regulated and that the risks are unmitigated
12:03 kyuupichan as a result." Yeah I bet "consumers" were hanging on EBA's every word.
12:06 kyuupichan "VC schemes do not respect jurisdictional boundaries" We demand respect!
12:07 kyuupichan "Identified several risks...including...risks to regulatory authorities" Like obsolescence?
12:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 5.93087386 BTC to 29`438 shares, 20147 satoshi per share
12:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 900 @ 0.00082369 = 0.7413 BTC [+]
12:14 chetty http://ftalphaville.ft.com/files/2014/07/EBA_VCrisks.png
12:15 chetty !up Minxhibitionist
12:15 Minxhibitionist Thank you!
12:15 cazalla time to load up on germany before half time heh
12:16 chetty Minxhibitionist, couldn't resist the name, what brings you here?
12:16 Minxhibitionist Hahaha, tits for bitcoin, but I had a question. xD
12:17 chetty cool, MP isn't on but maybe we can help
12:17 Minxhibitionist That's fine, I can come back later. One of the other girls was given a kind of hard time about showing her face, do you know if that's going to be a problem? I just don't really do that. o.O
12:19 chetty a lot of girls seem to have that problem, the issue as far as I know is ensuring people don't double dip with photoshops
12:19 Minxhibitionist Hahaha, that shouldn't be a problem, I have a tattoo right on my sternum. =P
12:20 Minxhibitionist I just don't want to be like, "Yo gimme money" if I'm not exactly what they're looking for.
12:20 chetty that might do it, check back when mp is on. got a wallet set up for it?
12:21 Minxhibitionist Yep! Thanks for your help.
12:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.03108825 = 0.5285 BTC [-] {6}
12:22 chetty haha so the last risk on that chart, central bank can no longer steer the economy
12:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00082134 = 2.7926 BTC [-]
12:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6150 @ 0.00082089 = 5.0485 BTC [-] {2}
12:40 chetty Breaking News: The horse and buggy industry warns of the dangers of Automobiles.
12:55 kyuupichan chetty: A bunch of that shit doesn't apply to VCs, and half applies to FCs. What a lot of hot air.
12:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.0141 = 0.705 BTC [-]
12:57 chetty kyuupichan, course, but its funny
12:57 kyuupichan chetty: And the last one has a risk of "low". Haha.
12:58 chetty a lot of the usual - we must protect people from themselves
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13:18 kakobrekla ;;later tell mircea_popescu they have updated their extortion site, no more blackjack, but apparently we still have 'registration'. anyway, to anyones amusement http://i.imgur.com/RmaBveO.png
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13:18 gribble The operation succeeded.
13:23 kakobrekla also, someone put up scam-report.org and ripoffreport on the list.
13:30 chetty time to start ripping off the rippoffs?
13:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.02835111 = 0.6804 BTC [-] {2}
13:32 kakobrekla someone should put em in jail
13:33 kakobrekla for some assrape experience.
13:35 thestringpuller "i will pay you 10 BTS to fuck off"
13:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11370 @ 0.00082135 = 9.3387 BTC [+]
13:40 mike_c kakobrekla: no joke, this is him: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/adamtanner/files/2013/05/ed-magedson-3.jpg
13:40 kakobrekla lolwtf where did you find this
13:40 mike_c http://www.forbes.com/sites/adamtanner/2013/05/09/love-it-or-hate-it-ripoffreport-is-in-expansion-mode/
13:40 assbot Love It Or Hate It, Ripoff Report Is In Expansion Mode - Forbes
13:41 kakobrekla >Ed Magedson lives at a secret location in Arizona, convinced that some people not only fantasize about killing him but would actually do so if they got the chance.
13:41 kakobrekla well, what was my last email?
13:44 pankkake another proof that you should not trust fat people :p
13:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.02835111 = 0.8505 BTC [-]
13:46 asciilifeform 'ripoff report' << 'WoT' is the modern medicine answer to this blood-letting.
13:47 chetty The money pays for inspectors to verify that complaints have been resolved
13:47 asciilifeform or for mr magedson's coke habit
13:49 pankkake oh, coke as in coca coal
13:49 pankkake cola
13:49 thestringpuller ;;bc,stats
13:49 gribble Current Blocks: 309202 | Current Difficulty: 1.6818461371161112E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 310463 | Next Difficulty In: 1261 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 18 hours, 48 minutes, and 53 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 16364098819.4 | Estimated Percent Change: -2.70157
13:50 pankkake mircea_popescu: you have missed tits
13:50 mircea_popescu pankkake at the most tits have missed me.
13:51 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this is in no sense difficult, even for children. << you forget, they're in finite supply. and the last one has been allocated.
13:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: last 'block' has been allocated. but what spammer (or secret police shop) actually buys ip blocks? you install proxies on the pwned, and use these.
13:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: for so long as winblows is a thing, no malefactor will ever lack for fresh ip.
13:53 mircea_popescu yes. but you leave the trace.
13:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5235 @ 0.00082135 = 4.2998 BTC [+]
13:53 mircea_popescu there's nothing worse in all a crow's job than history.
13:53 mircea_popescu that's why they think we should care so much about the blockchain.
13:53 asciilifeform what trace? so a chumper finds that he was running a socks5 proxy. big deal.
13:54 asciilifeform say he grows a brain, and starts 'tcpdump'ing. finds that the proxy just connects to another just like it. rsa on both ends.
13:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform when ?
13:55 mircea_popescu which one ?
13:55 mircea_popescu if only it were so easy.
13:55 asciilifeform simply picture a correctly designed 'tor'
13:55 mircea_popescu which doesn't exist.
13:55 asciilifeform every self-respecting botnet herder uses something approximately like this.
13:56 mircea_popescu the only thing missing was a way to finance killing bureaucrats. the ONLY thing missing. otherwise, exactly how 128 key messages left from 1990 are now easy to crack, exactly so,
13:56 mircea_popescu the mistakes of 2001 are wide open, like it or not.
13:56 mircea_popescu an organisation which is required to operate continuously has basically yet necessarily just lost
13:56 asciilifeform the bureaucrats appear to be alive, in good health.
13:56 mircea_popescu "approximately" in the past doesn't cut it. you only know what to approximate retrospectively.
13:57 mircea_popescu really ? i recall a lot of mysterious drops recently.
13:57 asciilifeform the usual 'fratricides' among their own kind, unless appearances deceive me
13:57 mircea_popescu now why would you assume this ?
13:58 asciilifeform based simply on the examples known to me (e.g. the woman involved with 'obamacare' etc)
13:58 * asciilifeform wasn't there, didn't wield the nailgun, doesn't know the truth obviously
13:59 mircea_popescu so wait. your assumption works like ths : agent X was more likely killed by the agency he worked for than by the agency he didn't work for.
13:59 mircea_popescu is this sound ?
13:59 asciilifeform afaik - the historic norm
13:59 mircea_popescu count heads, 1950-1985.
14:00 chetty yeah but is it the agency he worked for or the other agency he worked for or
14:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] [PAID] 22.80000000 BTC to 30`000`000 shares, 76 satoshi per share
14:00 mircea_popescu chetty or should have worked for, or could have worked for, or would have worked for
14:00 mircea_popescu or might have worked for.
14:00 chetty exactly
14:00 mircea_popescu kakobrekla awww why so wiolent! shoulda just linked thyem to lulzarticle.
14:01 kakobrekla did dat.
14:01 kakobrekla on the previous reply actually.
14:01 kakobrekla now they fixed it a bit.
14:01 kakobrekla gave it another go.
14:01 davout mircea_popescu: a winrar is you
14:02 asciilifeform at any rate, since when has plugging a bureaucrat solved anything. they're a 'renewable resource,' to use the enviro-whiner parlance.
14:02 davout i has a sad
14:02 * asciilifeform read jim bell's infamous paper just like everyone else, knows the ideal theory
14:03 mircea_popescu moiety pls to send "carterjeniffer77@gmail.com" an email, subject : Congratulations, you've become a public laughingstock. Body : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744179 and http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-06-2014#730297
14:03 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
14:03 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
14:03 kakobrekla i know they arent doing any damage except keeping the idiots away but it pisses me off extraordinarily for some reason.
14:03 mircea_popescu davout o it finished ? aww!!1
14:04 mircea_popescu lol look at all the late .1s
14:04 davout mircea_popescu: at the last minute benzema almost scored, but no
14:04 mircea_popescu so did you enjoy the game ?
14:04 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: if you've time, explain the theory behind the 'bits for tits' project.
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14:04 mircea_popescu asciilifeform what's to explain ?
14:05 davout watched only half of it
14:05 asciilifeform as in - what is the purpose. (surely there is no want of tit pic.) so, presumably, it is to give female beggars some coin to experiment with ?
14:05 kakobrekla cried the other half.
14:05 davout kakobrekla: nah first half i was in some boring meeting
14:05 kakobrekla sorry then, ctrl
14:06 kakobrekla *z
14:06 davout facepalming at some guy insisting that bitcoin represented a claim
14:06 davout anyway
14:06 davout switching to my dutch passport nao
14:06 mircea_popescu kakobrekla lmao
14:06 mircea_popescu hahahaha davout has options an' he's not affraid to use them!
14:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you familiar with the "half my advertising budget is wasted, i just don't know which half" ditty ?
14:07 asciilifeform sure.
14:07 mircea_popescu what's the rational approach to that ?
14:07 * asciilifeform satisfied
14:07 mircea_popescu guess what. i fucking know which half is wasted.
14:08 mircea_popescu o you're satisfied ? sorry honey, i'm not done yet. let's continue.
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14:08 asciilifeform why not, sure
14:08 asciilifeform but i think i know 'which half'
14:08 mircea_popescu taken in another hole : you familiar with the concept that you should never, ever, under any circumstances compete in saturated markets ?
14:08 asciilifeform aye
14:09 mircea_popescu well so then there. i'd rather bury some money than do "traditional advertising"
14:09 * asciilifeform summons naggum from the grave, but can't be bothered to re-spam the piece that everyone has already memorized
14:09 mircea_popescu much like i'd rather hire astrologists like reagan's wife than read "the press"
14:10 mircea_popescu and it's not done even now, but srsly, two holes should be enough for everyone.
14:10 asciilifeform lol
14:11 mircea_popescu can you imagine how the world would look, incidentally, if most corp officers stuck to this thinking ?
14:11 mircea_popescu the whole libertard machine'd be all "o please, no more change!!!"
14:11 mircea_popescu they're only progressives now because it's so damned easy to be one, when nobody wants to fucking think.
14:12 mircea_popescu the exact same set of noxious retards would be ultraconservative - nay, WERE ultraconservative back when business was sane
14:12 mircea_popescu say 1880.
14:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9947 @ 0.00007156 = 0.7118 BTC [-] {7}
14:14 mircea_popescu o wow, the chick actually spent two hours chatting, dropped her tits two minutes after i left ?
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14:15 mircea_popescu ;;later tell indiancandy1 http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744290 lol. anyway, drop your address.
14:15 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
14:15 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:16 mircea_popescu btw is anyone saving these pix ? pankkake ? vexual ? cazalla ?
14:17 pankkake I did not, nor did I open them
14:17 mircea_popescu i thought you liked piercings
14:18 pankkake unfortunately, people can see my monitor
14:18 mircea_popescu aww.
14:18 mircea_popescu aite, i guess i'll save them.
14:18 pankkake well I'm at home now, just need to find them
14:19 mircea_popescu what's with the camerashy camwhores anyway ?!
14:20 chetty you seem to be getting girls that have regular jobs too ...
14:21 mircea_popescu chetty you see ? and then people wonder why angry incels are so angrily in cell!
14:22 chetty well I can see the issue, people are getting fired for twitter posts even
14:22 mircea_popescu not by me.
14:22 chetty .1 btc isnt gonna last long :P
14:23 mircea_popescu i can't possibly be the only sane employer in the world.
14:23 chetty mebbe
14:24 mircea_popescu "This is about Litecoiners' voluntarism. We are at a junction where Litecoin is NOT an instrument of speculation anymore that follows the up/downs of Bitcoin and is eclipsed in its background. It has grown-up to the point where it is an independent secure payment network.
14:24 mircea_popescu Thus, it is time for Litecoin (big) holders to step up and invest (investing their LTCs) frankly in the Litecoin network"
14:24 mircea_popescu "hello, it is time for you to spend your money to make my shit worth more"
14:24 mircea_popescu this sounds so very much like fucktarded "ipo" shills...
14:25 mircea_popescu another one "Amen to this post. Large holders and early miners who are holding need to have the question put to them of, what do you think is going to drive Litecoin adoption? "
14:25 mircea_popescu "OTHER PEOPLE MUST WORK FOR ME!!!!11". this is what you've done, United States. After two centuries of srs, two decades of this shit is effectively erasing you from the history.
14:26 mircea_popescu nobody;s going to remember all the excellent blowjobs you gave, everyone's going to remember that final half hour you were a fucking psycho harpy.
14:27 asciilifeform chetty: not sure if anyone is really 'fired for post.' rather, they need an excuse to sack somebody, and this one's as good as any.
14:27 pankkake this is like the asicminer thread, where 90% of the content is "what should asicminer do"
14:28 mircea_popescu asciilifeform indian chick having a lot of trouble for being a slut i can see.
14:28 mircea_popescu pankkake made ever easier by the devilish pace of activeminer's own activity :D
14:29 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: india is a very peculiar living fossil in a number of ways. ask anybody from there.
14:29 pankkake asicminer, not activemining
14:29 mircea_popescu oh oh
14:30 mircea_popescu !up glitchypoo
14:31 mircea_popescu lolk. i guess it was glitchy.
14:31 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves: lol if i'm reading this correctly, the EBA is suggesting that any virtual currency "scheme" would be required to have a central authority representing it << they didn't quite bother to read anything in their overwhelming hurry to write shit.
14:31 mircea_popescu !up bitstein
14:32 mircea_popescu chetty: Declaration of Independence 1322 words, US Constitution 7794 words, Government Regulations on the sale of cheese 34,823 words. << but you know why this is.
14:33 mircea_popescu afaik before bitbet there has not existed this century in the "civilised world" a case where one told people to stfu about it.
14:33 mircea_popescu "o no, we must make the specifications better" "no, you just have to come to terms with fucking reality"
14:33 mircea_popescu artifexd: Those tweets were causing []bot to crash. << o wow! kako you broke her ampersands!
14:35 bitstein Howdy
14:35 mircea_popescu hey.
14:35 mircea_popescu kyuupichan: "Identified several risks...including...risks to regulatory authorities" Like obsolescence? << principally.
14:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.18999126 = 0.57 BTC [+] {2}
14:36 mircea_popescu ;;later tell Minxhibitionist now i'm here.
14:36 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:36 mircea_popescu ;;later tell bella_ now i'm here.
14:36 gribble The operation succeeded.
14:38 mircea_popescu mike_c: kakobrekla: no joke, this is him: http://b-i.forbesimg.com/adamtanner/files/2013/05/ed-magedson-3.jpg << shit sherlock!
14:38 mircea_popescu !up shandid
14:38 shandid hey thx
14:38 mircea_popescu yw
14:39 shandid I was told there might be boobs here
14:39 FabianB http://www.php.net/manual/en/datetimeimmutable.modify.php <-- wahahaha
14:39 assbot PHP: DateTimeImmutable::modify - Manual
14:39 mircea_popescu shandid http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits scroll down.
14:39 assbot I’ll pay for your tits pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
14:39 Mats_cd03 gross, boobs
14:39 mircea_popescu or were you looking to add to the collection ?
14:40 shandid nobody wants to see my boobs haha
14:40 bitstein http://jezebel.com/tearing-down-the-whorearchy-from-the-inside-1596459558
14:40 assbot Tearing Down the Whorearchy From the Inside
14:40 mircea_popescu FabianB lol
14:40 mircea_popescu bitstein o wait, they're burning up gawker offices ?
14:41 bitstein I wish.
14:41 mircea_popescu how come everyone keeps quoting gawker sites btw ? we in the demo or something ?
14:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6734 @ 0.00082042 = 5.5247 BTC [-]
14:44 pankkake FabianB: lol, and here I thought PHP was cleaning itself up with new versions
14:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 65 @ 0.02710001 = 1.7615 BTC [-]
14:47 nubbins` saw this today while out for a walk:
14:47 nubbins` http://imgur.com/USJcNll
14:47 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
14:47 bitstein I only saw that one because a bunch of libertarians I used to associate with give her attention.
14:48 mircea_popescu nubbins` what are we seeing ?
14:48 nubbins` that's a big ol' iceberg just outside the narrows of the harbour
14:48 mircea_popescu wow
14:48 asciilifeform nubbins`: turns out i guessed wrong (atomic dirigible)
14:48 nubbins` heh
14:49 nubbins` yeah, they're really late this year
14:49 mircea_popescu dude stop blogal warming.
14:49 nubbins` come on now, if global warming was real, we'd see icebergs in july
14:49 nubbins` wait
14:49 * nubbins` ponders this over iceberg beer
14:49 mircea_popescu i guess it's possible global warming manifests as cooling because other places warm EVEN MORE
14:50 nubbins` (which is totally a thing you can buy here)
14:50 mircea_popescu it was unseasonably hot on mercury
14:50 nubbins` it was unseasonably hot in the arctic circle as well
14:50 nubbins` but hey, i'm not complaining, great photo ops
14:51 mircea_popescu more icebergs being the result of warmer weather ?
14:51 * nubbins` nods
14:51 nubbins` they calve off glaciers
14:51 mircea_popescu hm
14:51 nubbins` bumper crop this year
14:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 147 @ 0.02710001 = 3.9837 BTC [-]
14:52 nubbins` but y'know
14:52 nubbins` the arctic has been melting for a while
14:52 nubbins` why, the northwest passage is a fucking trade route these days
14:53 nubbins` no pack ice since 2009
14:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 50 @ 0.01439999 = 0.72 BTC [+]
14:53 mircea_popescu Parliament at Ottawa renamed it the "Canadian Northwest Passage" in motion M-387 passed unanimously 2 December 2009
14:53 mircea_popescu lel
14:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16350 @ 0.00082294 = 13.4551 BTC [+] {4}
14:54 nubbins` inorite
14:54 asciilifeform obligatory: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174348
14:54 assbot The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert W. Service : The Poetry Foundation
14:54 nubbins` sovereignty begins at home!
14:54 nubbins` asciilifeform +1
14:57 mircea_popescu nubbins` well, til.
14:57 * nubbins` tips hat
14:58 nubbins` and at that, i'm off to enjoy this unseasonably hot weather
14:58 chetty nubbins`, you must not be paying enough carbon tax
14:58 mircea_popescu !up dmmill_
14:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 35 @ 0.0170397 = 0.5964 BTC [+] {4}
14:59 dmmill_ hey
15:00 mircea_popescu heya. what brings you here ?
15:00 dmmill_ i heard you guys are doing bitcoins for tits
15:00 mircea_popescu sure. got a link to your prev work ?
15:00 dmmill_ http://www.reddit.com/user/dmmill/submitted/
15:00 assbot submitted by dmmill
15:01 dmmill_ http://dmmill.imgur.com/
15:01 assbot dmmill's albums - Imgur
15:01 mircea_popescu and let me guess, you have issues with showing your face ?
15:01 dmmill_ i'll show a bit of it but i don't want to show my whole face
15:02 mircea_popescu okay. put 1824bebd on your tits and get enough in there so we can distinguish you from other girls.
15:04 artifexd mircea_popescu: These numbers that you're having the girls put on their chests, do they combine to make your public key or something else significant?
15:04 mircea_popescu artifexd you got joins/parts off ?
15:04 artifexd Yes
15:04 mircea_popescu that'd explain it.
15:05 moiety email sent mircea_popescu
15:05 mircea_popescu thanks lovely.
15:05 artifexd Ah. I see it now.
15:05 pankkake ooooh
15:05 moiety yvw :]
15:05 mircea_popescu artifexd was a fun mystery while it lated.
15:09 kakobrekla shandidnt
15:09 mircea_popescu lol
15:09 dmmill_ http://imgur.com/a/JfrDE
15:09 assbot 1824bebd - Imgur
15:10 dmmill_ these work? it wasn't showing up well so i took a few angles
15:10 mircea_popescu btw, just so we're clear, if any of you ends up proposing marriage to these lovely topless damsels i'll expect a 1 btc pimping fee paid directly, to keep the nude ball rolling.
15:10 pankkake I like the angles/placement :)
15:10 mircea_popescu dmmill_ yeah, they'll do. address ?
15:10 mircea_popescu pankkake she's a pretty girl isn't she.
15:11 dmmill_ 1PUDBBfxujdXs6aZigTyMgRYKssyxDNf8G
15:11 mircea_popescu dmmill_ is that a romanian flag above that door ?
15:11 dmmill_ hah thank you!
15:11 kakobrekla and does it lead to toilet?
15:12 dmmill_ nope, it's my sister's name haha
15:12 dmmill_ leads to her bedroom
15:12 kakobrekla well hook a sister up with some btc
15:12 mircea_popescu ah
15:12 mircea_popescu dmmill_ so how did you find bitcoin ?
15:13 dmmill_ wanted to stop using paypal, figured bitcoin was a good alternative
15:13 mircea_popescu quite.
15:13 kakobrekla like from a script.
15:13 mircea_popescu well, if you want to do something for your future get in the wot
15:13 dmmill_ i want to get on board and try to support it so it's easier to use as an alternative
15:13 mircea_popescu and otherwise stick around, jobs pop up here ocasionally.
15:13 dmmill_ what's the wot? why's it good for my future?
15:13 pankkake http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets
15:13 assbot first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
15:14 mircea_popescu dmmill_ wot is the web of trust. and it's good for your future because if i trust you you, you don;t have to be rich anymore.
15:14 pankkake you should link to things, otherwise, wot's the wot, m8?
15:14 mircea_popescu not to mention all the other people involved.
15:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17700 @ 0.00082537 = 14.609 BTC [+] {2}
15:14 asciilifeform jobs pop up here ocasionally << for example, for steady hands good with microscope.
15:14 mircea_popescu pankkake what's this, me doing all the work ?
15:15 mircea_popescu davout_ hey i hear the german team was all sick so they sent some strippers to play france while they were in bed.
15:18 * moiety pings a rubber glove at asciilifeform
15:19 moiety ;;later tell bingoboingo any news? i saw from logs i missed a couple later tells somehow... have they been in touch yet?
15:19 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:21 mircea_popescu !up Minxhibitionist
15:21 Minxhibitionist Heyoo.
15:21 pankkake mircea_popescu: don't forget to pay dmmill_! I don't see a tx!
15:22 mircea_popescu pankkake it's gonna have to rebroadcast.
15:22 mircea_popescu Minxhibitionist hey there. i assume you're here for the tits ?
15:22 pankkake typical scammers excuse
15:22 moiety ;;later tell fluffypony sorry didn't get my later tells til 2nd scouring of the logs. i hope you like them, they are only made in this one small shop here :D it was either that or cat stickers on the parcel. is everything ok with your drive and juice and whatnot? btw cards look nice aye?
15:22 gribble The operation succeeded.
15:22 Minxhibitionist Yeeeah, I was here earlier. "Camerashy camwhore" ; ) I won't show my face, yadda yadda.
15:22 mircea_popescu what;'s with this srsly!
15:23 Minxhibitionist I'm sorry, med school! =(
15:23 mircea_popescu pankkake seeing how their best play would be to immitate me, i'd guess that's unsurprising :D
15:23 mircea_popescu Minxhibitionist got a link to your prev work ?
15:23 Minxhibitionist http://www.reddit.com/user/Minxhibitionist/submitted/
15:23 assbot submitted by Minxhibitionist
15:24 mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/LRrXZPM.jpg wth weird bra is that
15:24 Minxhibitionist LMFAO. It's paint!
15:24 pankkake it's paint
15:24 mircea_popescu o it's paint huh.
15:24 mircea_popescu anyway. how do you feel about showing your mouth only ?
15:25 Minxhibitionist I suppose I can work that in.
15:25 mircea_popescu aite. write 4702c8fc on your tits, and go for it.
15:25 mircea_popescu pankkake do you see a tx now ?
15:25 pankkake yup
15:25 kakobrekla still a scam.
15:25 mircea_popescu TYPICAL TROLL EXCUSE
15:25 mircea_popescu both of you.
15:26 pankkake kakobrekla: I'm a paid shill you know
15:26 kakobrekla underpaid.
15:26 mircea_popescu also underbanned.
15:26 kakobrekla aboveregistered?
15:26 mircea_popescu lol
15:27 pankkake http://www.reddit.com/r/altgonewild/comments/28kxit/first_time_here_think_it_would_still_be_pretty/ < the answer is yes
15:27 assbot reddit.com: over 18?
15:27 mircea_popescu !up Bella_
15:27 dmmill_ just got the bitcoins through, thanks!
15:28 mircea_popescu http://imgur.com/a/nbKxk << look at this, dmmill_'s selling her wardrobe
15:28 assbot bras - Imgur
15:28 mircea_popescu does this actually work ? i remember the days of the "japan panty vending machine" hoax
15:28 thestringpuller what was a hoax?
15:28 Bella_ hi there Mircea :) I am here about the breasts posts
15:28 mircea_popescu !up dmmill_
15:28 mircea_popescu Bella_ link to your prev work ?
15:28 pankkake anyone want to buy my worn out socks?
15:28 pankkake they have sexy holes
15:29 mircea_popescu pankkake do you use them to jack off inside ?
15:29 pankkake lol, no
15:29 mircea_popescu do you show your face ?
15:29 Bella_ http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/ads/innocent-looks-filthy-mind-naughty-kinky-little-minx-21/
15:29 assbot Lets play :) xx | CamModelDirectory
15:30 mircea_popescu meh bs captcha. got anything else ?
15:30 mircea_popescu im not encouraging cloudflare bs.
15:30 pankkake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYU-myveRtI
15:30 assbot SensualBella Free Preview - YouTube
15:30 pankkake didn't get the cloudflare thing myself
15:30 Bella_ What exactly do you need?
15:31 Bella_ I work on many websites
15:31 mircea_popescu imgur or equiv ?
15:31 Bella_ sure
15:31 mircea_popescu danke.
15:31 Bella_ http://imgur.com/a/5p7i4
15:31 assbot Lets spend your bitcoins :) x - Imgur
15:32 Bella_ :)
15:32 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: sorry to derail you again, think I found an external solution to my nlock problem: the cardano :P
15:32 asciilifeform thestringpuller: how ?!
15:32 mircea_popescu Bella_ o hey, a pro. cool.
15:32 Bella_ hi there :)
15:32 * asciilifeform thick, thinks he got it after 10 sec. or so
15:32 mircea_popescu so write 5770cc05 on your tits, take a pic. get your face in there.
15:32 Bella_ I wont get my face in there
15:32 Bella_ wink
15:32 pankkake lol
15:32 mircea_popescu lmao
15:33 asciilifeform what's with all the faceless gurlz ?
15:33 mircea_popescu i was just about to omgwtfbbq
15:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform america ? i dunno.
15:33 Bella_ breasts only wasnt that the deal?
15:33 mircea_popescu i live in an apparently parallel universe where i take womens for nude strolls through town
15:33 Bella_ okay nevermind
15:33 pankkake but you show your face elsewhere, so that's surprising.
15:33 Bella_ have a nice day
15:33 mircea_popescu Bella_ the problem is, i'll have to be able to identify you enough so it can't get recycled later.
15:34 pankkake you seem to have a tattoo? can't see very well
15:34 Bella_ do you see a face here ?http://imgur.com/D6GfMIM
15:34 pankkake but she never shows her face
15:34 mircea_popescu no, because they're fucking nuts with the faces.
15:34 mircea_popescu what is this thing anyway!
15:34 Bella_ its ok
15:34 Bella_ keep the bitcoins
15:34 Bella_ take care
15:35 mircea_popescu that was weird.
15:35 pankkake so much for pros?
15:35 mircea_popescu i dunno what you wankers do to them, but apparently they go nuts.
15:36 kakobrekla a pro and 0.1 btc?
15:37 chetty bella prolly wasn't bella, couldn't show wrong face
15:37 mircea_popescu now that's a thought.
15:38 mircea_popescu what the fuck is kik
15:38 mircea_popescu ;;ud kik
15:38 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kik | Kik. A smartphone app that allows users to chat with eachother, for free, whether they have an iPhone, iPod Touch, Blackberry, or Android device. *Can also be ...
15:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 15000 @ 0.00008817 = 1.3226 BTC [+] {11}
15:39 pankkake like whatsapp, the thing worth billions
15:39 pankkake but it didn't find a sucker to buy it yet
15:40 mircea_popescu no dude it's some sort of camwhore thing.
15:40 pankkake maybe like snapchat then
15:40 mircea_popescu [KIK][SNAP] Petite teen offering GFE and subscriptions ;) (self.KIKSnaps)
15:40 mircea_popescu i wonder if gfe still means "girlfriend experience"
15:45 kakobrekla but theres no requirement to be anybody for the job, and its hard to fake girltits with mantits
15:46 mircea_popescu kakobrekla sooner or later a pro's gonna want to do this 50 times.
15:47 kakobrekla the key is not long enough.
15:47 mircea_popescu just trying to extend the window during which friendly canadian girlfriends can get a little bitcoin before the intelligence of crowds fucks things up for them.
15:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: or a bored kid with some image processing sk1lz and a good stash.
15:47 mircea_popescu kakobrekla what's the key to do with it.
15:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform improbable that'd work.
15:47 kakobrekla arent you putting your pubkey id or something on the skin?
15:48 kakobrekla i havent been following
15:48 mircea_popescu so ? mary jane comes here, gets a key, does pics, comes back, rinse and repeat.
15:48 asciilifeform 'How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?' (mr holmes)
15:49 kakobrekla stupid bitch it is.
15:49 penguirker New blog post: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/07/04/oh-looky/
15:53 bitcoinpete looking for someone to give me odds on columbia...
15:54 mircea_popescu columbia ?!
15:55 bitcoinpete ok colombia
15:55 bitcoinpete on world cup
15:55 bitcoinpete game starts in 5
15:55 mircea_popescu oh.
15:56 mircea_popescu i dunno, talk to moiety, she's dutch
15:56 FabianB $traded
15:56 empyex FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: S.MPOE
15:56 bitcoinpete based on food, i'd cheer for brazil
15:56 bitcoinpete people too
15:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 95 @ 0.028 = 2.66 BTC [+] {2}
15:57 FabianB hmm.. all traders busy with bets n tits
15:57 bitcoinpete and that home town thing
15:57 mircea_popescu lol the 5btc germany made me can pay for a further 50 topless chicks
15:57 bitcoinpete haha
15:57 bitcoinpete can't say the germans aren't productive nao
15:59 bitcoinpete they bought me but a single topless chik but i'll take it
15:59 bitcoinpete s/it/her
16:01 mircea_popescu "I'm a woman who's been at my job for 14 years now, and slowly made my way up to third-in-command. Our firm was bought out by an elderly gentleman who gave it to his 28-year-old daughter as a birthday present. So now everyone's jobs depend on the whims of this girl who has no idea how our business is run. She is very tempermental and has already fired a dozen employees that have been with us for 5 years or more, becaus
16:01 mircea_popescu e she didn't like the way they looked at her in her skin-tight leather miniskirt, or because she wanted their job for one of her friends, or they blanched at her idea to spend $80,000 to replace all the florescent lighting in the building because it makes her "look pale". Hell, why not?"
16:02 bitcoinpete you can't run a bizniz looking pale
16:02 bitcoinpete https://twitter.com/WSJmarkets/status/485105961993248768
16:03 assbot The Dow's climb to new heights comes as trading volume steadily shrinks: http://t.co/E9Retvhaze /search?q=%24djia&src=ctag http://t.co/YWEPYfwreS
16:04 bitcoinpete also, this is almost too much: https://twitter.com/jennschiffer/status/484368731653799937
16:04 assbot every time a man tells us we should dress for the job we want & not the job we have, I put on my dinosaur onesie http://t.co/abhlS5XClj
16:04 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/29tk91/oh_let_me_help_you_spread_those_nasty_rumors_so/ << check out the wonderful world of femfanon.
16:04 assbot Oh, let me help you spread those nasty rumors so you can get me "fired" and take my job. Be careful what you wish for... : pettyrevenge
16:04 pankkake > laptop full of ugly sticks, but carefully does not cover apple logo
16:04 pankkake DIE
16:05 pankkake stickers*
16:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.0279997 = 0.756 BTC [-]
16:05 mircea_popescu pankkake 2k retweets baby
16:05 asciilifeform phun phact. apple hardware used to (still does?) come with a set of logo stickers. so that one could uglify anything - normal laptop, car, etc.
16:06 bitcoinpete pretty sure still does
16:06 pankkake I've seen cars with apple logos
16:06 mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/uTnfLmC.jpg
16:06 asciilifeform 'what has been seen cannot be unseen'
16:07 bitcoinpete "i think the fedora sets it off nicely" << lol!
16:07 * asciilifeform looks for some corpse shots from ukraine to take the edge off
16:09 pankkake ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2014/07/04/oh-looky/ no referal?
16:09 assbot Oh, Looky | Bingo Blog
16:09 gribble The operation succeeded.
16:09 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://i.imgur.com/ZI8IfGf.jpg
16:10 asciilifeform lol what are these
16:10 bitcoinpete brazil 1 - colombia 0
16:11 mircea_popescu i've no idea.
16:19 mircea_popescu i'll bbl. treat the girls nicely meanwhile!
16:25 chetty Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe has ordered the nation’s remaining white farmers to be booted off their farms in order that the land be given to black Zimbabweans.
16:26 bitcoinpete isn't that like 10 years old? or more?
16:27 chetty there were a few left, those are getting kicked out now
16:31 bitcoinpete ;;nethash
16:31 gribble 120431075.173
16:32 bitcoinpete hm couple dozen ph added today..
16:33 bitcoinpete not dozen… just couple
16:38 ThickAsThieves http://www.goxdox.org/2014/07/magicaltux-strikes-again-tibanne-takes.html
16:38 assbot goxdox.org: MagicalTux strikes again: Tibanne takes another $200K USD from mtgox creditor funds
16:41 thestringpuller ;;estimate
16:41 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 16492255409.9 based on data since last change | 16823770134.8 based on data for last three days
16:42 thestringpuller ;;diff
16:42 gribble 1.6818461371161112E10
16:42 thestringpuller uh wha?
16:43 ThickAsThieves Estimated Next Difficulty:18,289,217,035 (+8.74%)
16:43 mircea_popescu chetty schmucks didn't genocide black population when they had the chance. now they don't have the chance anymore,
16:43 mircea_popescu and the black population ain't as schmucky.
16:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.031 = 0.651 BTC [+]
16:56 mircea_popescu "I've applied to 40+ positions since mid May 2014 and have only been invited to first interviews at 3 agencies. One was a waste of time and the position was already filled, the second went okay but they chose a more qualified candidate and I had to cancel the third after my rental car wouldn't start due to an issue with the anti theft device."
16:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28600 @ 0.00082174 = 23.5018 BTC [-] {4}
17:07 bitcoinpete asciilifeform: obligatory: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174348 << i remember this as a bedtime story
17:07 assbot The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert W. Service : The Poetry Foundation
17:08 mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/c0v9fb2.jpg
17:09 mircea_popescu !up sexy_saffron
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17:09 mircea_popescu also, http://i.imgur.com/8bYxxSy.jpg
17:09 sexy_saffron cool
17:10 mircea_popescu you here for the titjob i take it ?
17:10 sexy_saffron sure!
17:10 mircea_popescu got a link to past work ?
17:10 sexy_saffron you know it ;) www.reddit.com/r/sexy_saffron
17:11 mircea_popescu o hey nice, a corset girl.
17:11 sexy_saffron thanks!
17:11 mircea_popescu ok, put 8717c805 on your tits, take a shot. make sure you get your head in there.
17:12 sexy_saffron ok just a sec I'll take one and imgur it to you
17:12 mircea_popescu kk.
17:12 mircea_popescu http://sexysaffron.com/ << o look, even your own site. how's the biz ?
17:13 sexy_saffron the business is doing great! thanks!
17:13 sexy_saffron especially thanks to bitcoin!
17:14 mircea_popescu the gfycat stuff is pretty slick.
17:15 mircea_popescu i found the stuff nubbins` doesn't want us to know about. http://i.imgur.com/ZoIU5WQ.jpg
17:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00081533 = 13.2899 BTC [-] {2}
17:16 mircea_popescu http://www.insideworldsoccer.com/2014/06/orin-melissa-van-lingen-salvador-brazil-san-salvador-el-salvador.html
17:16 assbot Newlyweds planned to watch World Cup in Salvador, Brazil - ended up in San Salvador, El Salvador | inside World Soccer
17:17 nubbins` heh
17:17 nubbins` i might as well paste a link to havelock saying it's the stuff you don't want us to know about ;D
17:18 sexy_saffron uploading to imgur now!
17:18 sexy_saffron lots of pics on there too :P
17:18 mircea_popescu nubbins` ok, fair point. i take it back.
17:18 sexy_saffron thanks! gfycat is amazing
17:18 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
17:18 sexy_saffron so what are these pics for anyway?
17:19 moiety you need to do girl cut tops nubbins`! :P
17:19 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron we used to have a bot here, you'd go !boobs or something and it'd paste a tumblr pic.
17:19 mircea_popescu but it got upgraded
17:19 nubbins` moiety: we do occasionally :D
17:19 sexy_saffron here's the pic! http://imgur.com/2kRGCQu
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17:19 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer
17:19 sexy_saffron ah cool
17:19 mircea_popescu good job. your address ?
17:20 pankkake haha i love the pic
17:20 sexy_saffron 1LnFxghYfkVyH22zEdDEpsswaH6dUHfLL8
17:20 sexy_saffron thanks!
17:20 mircea_popescu pankkake pro's a pro.
17:20 sexy_saffron I do custom videos for bitcoin if anyone is interested ;)
17:20 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron i am actually. here's the scoop : you ever read the last psychiatrist ?
17:20 moiety Please let me know nubbins` i'd definitely like a b-a night set - top and/or shorts ( ok ok i know the shorts is asking too much... it's just the -assets over the ass was too much to resist XD)
17:21 pankkake registering on the wot (http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets) might help you get some business
17:21 mircea_popescu moiety wow what a concept.
17:21 moiety IKR
17:21 nubbins` check your bitcoin assets
17:21 mircea_popescu no, "check my bitcoin assets"
17:21 moiety #bitcoin on the lower back with matching shotes with the -assets
17:21 moiety shorts****
17:21 moiety lololol
17:21 moiety omg
17:22 sexy_saffron I've never read that!
17:22 moiety so every bitcoiner would also want a set for his chick right?
17:22 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron ok, he's a guy with a great blog. i want him to come here. what i want you to do is make a short, say 5 minute film, in which you beg him to come visit bitcoin-assets
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17:22 mircea_popescu hole #3, asciilifeform
17:23 sexy_saffron I could do that!
17:23 mircea_popescu ok. wanna work on a script ? you happy with another .1 ?
17:23 pankkake this is quite an amazing idea
17:23 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
17:24 mircea_popescu pankkake no ?
17:24 sexy_saffron sure!
17:24 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron ok, you have any experience with acting ? can you adlib begging or do i have to put it in ?
17:24 sexy_saffron you can send the script to sexy_miss_saffron@hotmail.com!
17:24 sexy_saffron I can handle it ;)
17:24 moiety i love the mash od + and - here in the same breath
17:24 mircea_popescu nah i'll just put it here.
17:24 moiety of*
17:24 sexy_saffron I'm actually rending my 200th video right now lol
17:24 sexy_saffron *rendering
17:25 mircea_popescu cool. ok so : the points you have to get in there clearly visible are "#bitcoin-assets on Freenode" and "http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bitcoin-assets" for the case he doesn't have a client
17:25 mircea_popescu everything else is up to you, but let the guy know he has a wonderful blog, we think he's a genius and we really want him over here. go as over the top as you'd like.
17:26 * nubbins` claps
17:26 Duffer1 i'd put .02 on that
17:26 nubbins` ;;rated mircea_popescu
17:26 gribble You rated user mircea_popescu on Thu Oct 17 15:12:06 2013, with a rating of 2, and supplied these additional notes: patron of the arts.
17:26 moiety is i bad i started laughing there?
17:26 moiety it*
17:26 nubbins` moiety, nah
17:26 mircea_popescu moiety nope. sex is supposed to be fun.
17:26 mircea_popescu nubbins` do i make a great leader of the free world yet or what.
17:26 moiety hes perfect... in an instant nubbins`
17:26 nubbins` mp, you're a few steps closer today
17:27 mircea_popescu ah the long road to golgotha.
17:27 sexy_saffron ok I'll add it to my schedule once you transfer the .1, how should I send you the link once it's done?
17:27 moiety mircea_popescu: it is! why do so many forget this?!
17:27 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron you should post it here.
17:27 mircea_popescu i don't have a problem paying in advance, but i'll require you get in the wot for it.
17:27 sexy_saffron what is the wot?
17:27 pankkake here: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com/first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets
17:27 assbot first_steps_in_bitcoin-assets [bitcoin assets wiki]
17:27 mircea_popescu web of trust. the thing nubbins` called above to see my rating.
17:28 nubbins` ;;ident sexy_saffron
17:28 gribble Nick 'sexy_saffron', with hostmask 'sexy_saffron!8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5', is not identified.
17:28 nubbins` ;;ident nubbins`
17:28 gribble Nick 'nubbins`', with hostmask 'nubbins`!~leel@stjhnf0157w-142163082159.dhcp-dynamic.FibreOP.nl.bellaliant.net', is identified as user 'nubbins`', with GPG key id CF2950F23C844002, key fingerprint 5015BD3D0AE659C8B8632F31CF2950F23C844002, and bitcoin address None
17:28 pankkake nb: if you don't have a GPG key you can register with a bitcoin address
17:28 moiety we all have them sexy_saffron :D honestly best way to go, itsa not like having it does you any harm
17:28 nubbins` pankkake +1
17:29 pankkake but anyway, best way to get recurring business
17:29 chetty having a wot rating will likely get you more business
17:29 mircea_popescu that's a definite.
17:29 moiety i should add this shouldnt i... i fully understand i wa just being picky... i'll update the wiki
17:29 sexy_saffron I don't mind entering your wot!
17:29 pankkake moiety: I'm not so sure about that; actually I want to write something on why people should use GPG vs bitcoin for signing things
17:30 pankkake but yes, if it makes more people sign up
17:30 mircea_popescu moiety i loved the picky, but irl people aren't all that well equipped to drop gpg in.
17:30 nubbins` less of a barrier to entry
17:30 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron so then go for it.
17:30 sexy_saffron ya I'd rather do bitcoin address, I can generate those super quick
17:31 moiety well this is what i was thining pankkake ... i left it out because i felt it actually went against my reasoning for setting up gpg and i dont want to sound hypocritical. wee bit on the end or should leave as is?
17:31 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron mind that you can never lose it
17:31 mircea_popescu or you lose your identity.
17:31 mircea_popescu and while at it, register your nick with nickserv.
17:32 moiety mircea_popescu: thing is though... i feel anyways, if they took ten minutes to learn btc, they cant take ten to learn gpg? especially if it supports their business in the way their clients seek?
17:32 pankkake moiety: you can say "you can generate a gpg key later and use your existing bitcoin address right now"
17:32 mircea_popescu it goes like /msg nickserv register <tr1n8frikitona> <businessenquiriesforshanti@gmail.com> to quote an earlier girl.
17:32 mircea_popescu moiety a first time keygen is > 10 minutes.
17:32 mircea_popescu then there's the keyserver upload.
17:32 pankkake gpg requires finding the appropriate GUIs too
17:32 moiety ooooh like that pankkake
17:33 moiety also would it be helpful if i offered block change + step by step on a disk or usb?
17:33 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron how did you find bitcoin anyway ?
17:33 pankkake block change?
17:33 moiety exchange* not change* ...block change might be an interesting view tho?!
17:33 pankkake I don't understand it either :p
17:34 moiety like not even exchange whats the word... just the chain
17:34 moiety so like for total noobs
17:34 sexy_saffron bitcoin is just the best way to do business, hands down
17:34 assbot Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3YK9P52.txt )
17:34 pankkake !b 1
17:34 moiety youd get a step by step with a cd or usb rather than links that so many seem allergic to
17:35 sexy_saffron it was a logical choice as a payment processor
17:35 mircea_popescu atta girl.
17:35 mircea_popescu keep at this you'll end up my image lmao.
17:35 sexy_saffron awesome!
17:35 pankkake moiety: I see, bundling the required applications etc. I've seen the idea in practice, it's good, hovewer it puts a lot of trust in you providing non-malicious binaries
17:35 sexy_saffron but what are you collecting the pics for?
17:36 moiety why doesn anyone do anything?
17:36 mircea_popescu im not collecting the pix. couldn't care less, really.
17:36 sexy_saffron so whats the significance of the code?
17:36 pankkake he's just trying to be more eccentric than usual
17:37 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2014#744256 << there, answered before. in the logs :D
17:37 assbot #bitcoin-assets log
17:37 moiety pankkake: aye but i thought about this... the peple buying are noobs yes? most likely...or they wouldnt need the chain. so in all reality they are either not going to realise they need to trust me... or trust me due to why ive told them
17:37 pankkake moiety: yes, indeed
17:37 moiety the best businessmen take the plunge, aye?
17:37 mircea_popescu * sexy_saffron (8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5) has joined #bitcoin-assets << and the code is just some random stuff webirc spits out
17:38 sexy_saffron ah ok
17:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5458 @ 0.00082117 = 4.4819 BTC [+]
17:39 mircea_popescu pankkake there's nothing usual about me!
17:39 moiety well pankkake this is hat they tell themselves.. and we dont care how good they are, as long as they can treat bitcoin well ... implement it and encourage their friends... yeah?
17:39 moiety what*
17:39 sexy_saffron I tell all the reddit girls to use bitcoin
17:39 pankkake you know, one of the best insults (well, it was friendly) I ever received was "you're not that unusual actually"
17:39 pankkake she was so proud of it :)
17:39 * moiety gasps
17:39 pankkake !up sexy_saffron
17:40 moiety dude... people that are proud of their insults usually have no reason to be that way
17:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.034 = 0.51 BTC [-]
17:40 moiety public insults* totally a difference
17:41 mircea_popescu wait what ?
17:41 mircea_popescu !up sexy_saffron
17:41 pankkake what are you doing ChanServ?!
17:41 mircea_popescu chanserv you being a bad boy ?
17:41 mircea_popescu is this kakotrolling ?
17:41 moiety chanserv just liks to stir.. i am sure of it
17:43 thestringpuller https://www.massdrop.com/buy/exuvius-multi-tool-collar-stays?mode=guest_open
17:43 assbot Exuvius Multi-Tool Collar Stays (4-Pack) - Massdrop
17:43 sexy_saffron ;;eregister sexy_saffron 1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT
17:43 gribble Error: '1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
17:44 sexy_saffron it won't let me register with a bitcoin public address :(
17:44 mircea_popescu you want ;;bcregister
17:44 thestringpuller ;;bcregister
17:44 gribble (bcregister <nick> <bitcoinaddress>) -- Register your identity, associating bitcoin address key <bitcoinaddress> with <nick>. <bitcoinaddress> should be a standard-type bitcoin address, starting with 1. You will be given a random passphrase to sign with your address key, and submit to the bot with the 'bcverify' command. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
17:44 sexy_saffron ah
17:44 mircea_popescu ;;eregister is for gpg
17:44 sexy_saffron ;;bcregister sexy_saffron 1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT
17:44 gribble Request successful for user sexy_saffron, hostmask sexy_saffron!8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5. Your challenge string is: freenode:#bitcoin-otc:7583d0f0d3507e7c987b8206989e5f95b31a26bd74ae7ec143b26c24
17:44 sexy_saffron done!
17:44 FabianB http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Bitcoin_address_authentication
17:44 assbot Bitcoin address authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki
17:44 pankkake you need to confirm the address is yours
17:45 thestringpuller you gotta run bcverify now
17:45 mircea_popescu ;;ident sexy_saffron
17:45 gribble Nick 'sexy_saffron', with hostmask 'sexy_saffron!8717c805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.135.23.200.5', is not identified.
17:45 thestringpuller ;;bcverify
17:45 gribble (bcverify <signedmessage>) -- Verify the latest authentication request by providing the <signedmessage> which contains the challenge string signed with your bitcoin address of record. If verified, you'll be authenticated for the duration of the bot's or your IRC session on channel (whichever is shorter).
17:45 moiety sexy_saffron: you alright love?! never mind the -v and +v but this is another good idea why its no dear... see the challenge string... copy it and go decrypt it with cmd
17:45 pankkake with bitcoin, you can only sign
17:45 thestringpuller easy to sign with bitcoin
17:45 thestringpuller signmessage
17:45 pankkake whereas gpg auth provides both sig and decrypt methods
17:45 moiety its the same thing though no, just wallet?
17:45 FabianB see in the samples section of http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/Bitcoin_address_authentication
17:45 assbot Bitcoin address authentication - bitcoin-otc wiki
17:46 moiety ok ok im adding a btc addressbit to my first steps...*disclaimer* wont be as holdy handy as the gpg
17:47 sexy_saffron ;;bcverify GywpdNN8x7MfYwqkZL48GXbKqdB6YBSQt7/F8SfEM0c7GnZXGIDO3kcVjDWJP4ca4waXGOcLWbzMT/GclQSDuL0=
17:47 gribble Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user 'sexy_saffron' with address 1KGkZ1cAbsKH3rQNBoxe8N4KU9DBkfz1KT
17:47 sexy_saffron woot!
17:47 mircea_popescu o hey wd.
17:47 pankkake yay
17:47 mircea_popescu ;;rate sexy_saffron 1 Pro fetish model.
17:47 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user sexy_saffron has been recorded.
17:47 mircea_popescu now you can even self-voice in here.
17:47 sexy_saffron hooray!
17:47 mircea_popescu ok so, .1 again to the same addy for the tlp beg film ?
17:48 moiety yay good for you sexy_saffron :D
17:48 pankkake ;;rate sexy_saffron 1 delivers cute and sexy pictures
17:48 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user sexy_saffron has been recorded.
17:48 mircea_popescu and use gfycat, it's great.
17:48 mircea_popescu o no shit, it doesn't have sound. nm me.
17:48 sexy_saffron sure! I'll put it in my schedule for shooting tomorrow!
17:48 moiety im totally not in the huff pankkake totally not bothered
17:48 sexy_saffron I'll just come back here with a dropbox link
17:49 sexy_saffron any particular outfit ideas?
17:49 mircea_popescu not really, whatever you feel like, but give a good show.
17:49 moiety just get a pi nd hold everything yourself
17:49 mircea_popescu i wanna impress this guy.
17:49 sexy_saffron sounds good ;)
17:49 pankkake http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/
17:50 assbot The Last Psychiatrist
17:50 mircea_popescu that's him. drop by when it's done, proly have more work for you then.
17:51 sexy_saffron cool, you guys can buy my videos with bitcoin too if you'd like, here's my clipstore: www.clips4sale.com/74849
17:51 sexy_saffron I do lots of sales on my subbreddit too
17:51 mircea_popescu how long you been at this btw ?
17:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13364 @ 0.00082175 = 10.9819 BTC [+] {2}
17:52 pankkake " Foot Smelling Blowjob After a Run " not my fetish, but I just love those kind of weird things :D
17:52 sexy_saffron 6 months!
17:52 mircea_popescu pankkake you told me you had all of them. i demand my boney mack! i was bamboozled and misdirected.
17:52 sexy_saffron I love weird videos too! My balloon boob videos have been really popular
17:52 mircea_popescu sexy_saffron you're incredibly smooth. all you or do you have a manger with some experience behind you ?
17:53 pankkake I don't think I ever said that. I have many, and I am curious about all of them
17:53 sexy_saffron nope, just me and my husband!
17:53 sexy_saffron making porn in our tiny appartment!
17:53 mircea_popescu well, keep at it.
17:53 sexy_saffron will do ;)
17:53 mircea_popescu it's a dying thing, supposedly, but you're in a position to roll with the best of em, so.
17:53 pankkake "Watch as I blow my full nose into a few tissues" just awesome lol
17:53 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3TV9YQJ.txt )
17:53 thestringpuller !bash 5
17:54 sexy_saffron not even close to the weirdest one lol
17:55 pankkake ok, I found one I might like, but I'm not saying which :p
17:55 mircea_popescu pankkake also careful not to show your face.
17:55 mircea_popescu this shit matters.
17:55 pankkake there actually was a picture of me naked (no penis though) on the internet, with face
17:57 moiety in what alternate universe or were you a minor pankkake
17:57 pankkake lol wat
17:57 pankkake it was for a calendar promo
17:57 moiety i just cant belive you did that XD
17:58 moiety a calendar for what tho?! penii?
17:58 pankkake it's actually great; you feel really good about your body afterwards
17:58 pankkake more people should do (semi)pro shoots
17:59 moiety i almost did but i htought yous would be like..err mo gtfo pls kthx
17:59 kakobrekla <pankkake> there actually was a picture of me naked (no penis though) on the internet, with face < mine is still online
17:59 moiety hey my benkay has rearry improved!
17:59 pankkake I didn't say yes right away but he showed me his work, was a really nice person
18:00 pankkake kakobrekla: url?
18:00 kakobrekla https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/377444742/tic.jpg
18:00 pankkake lol
18:00 sexy_saffron time to go make hamburgers so I'm off, but feel free to stop by my subbreddit and say hi! :)
18:00 moiety dude he wont even let a reflection capture him at this point in life
18:01 pankkake bon appetit
18:01 jurov nubbins url?
18:01 jurov er.. pankkake
18:01 moiety was nice meeting you sexy_saffron :] enjoy your tea!
18:02 sexy_saffron thanks, you too! cya!
18:02 pankkake I only have the raw shots left, the image that was selected I didn't even save it
18:02 moiety its ok, its in his personal collection im betting
18:03 moiety because..always backups
18:03 moiety see rolf harris got 5 years 9 months today
18:03 moiety unrelated obviously
18:03 moiety maybe i dunno
18:03 moiety pankkake: we have people you can talk to
18:04 pankkake for what?
18:04 moiety issues
18:04 pankkake lol
18:04 moiety i jut playing
18:04 moiety but are you serious?
18:05 pankkake yes, it was for those black-and-white calendar with naked men everyone was doing at the time
18:05 moiety just realised pankkake probably wasnt the one to ask a serious question to
18:05 pankkake it was my piercer's and he did it once a year with his best-looking clients
18:06 moiety imma need proof
18:06 moiety :]
18:06 moiety the calendar would be fine
18:07 pankkake the website doesn't exist anymore
18:07 moiety i also take email attachments just so the channel knows
18:07 moiety well thats fail
18:08 moiety youre so hard to play with pankkake but so much fun cus i never know whos trolling the other the most
18:10 mircea_popescu <pankkake> it's actually great; you feel really good about your body afterwards more people should do (semi)pro shoots <<< he has a point.
18:11 pankkake https://unsee.cc/rubigeso/ here is 25% of what is close to the selected picture
18:11 assbot Unsee — Free online private photo sharing
18:11 mircea_popescu moiety you feeling tempted ?
18:11 pankkake it seems to be a custom occurence in some countries, like russia
18:12 pankkake where you put good pro-made pics, not drunken pics, on your social profiles
18:12 pankkake s/custom/common/ is what I meant I suppose
18:13 jurov http://boingboing.net/2014/07/03/if-you-read-boing-boing-the-n.html
18:13 assbot If you read Boing Boing, the NSA considers you a target for deep surveillance - Boing Boing
18:13 mircea_popescu aqhaha nice kakobrekla
18:16 mircea_popescu <pankkake> it was my piercer's and he did it once a year with his best-looking clients << pankkake has a prince albert ?
18:16 pankkake I used to have an industrial (bar through the ear)
18:17 mircea_popescu why so many piercing stories start with "i used to" ?
18:18 pankkake ;)
18:19 moiety tempted by the offer you mean mircea? i was borderline but if youre not acceptable irl .. i dun think you are online either - may need clarification from pankkake's photographer ;P
18:20 mircea_popescu wait wut
18:20 mircea_popescu moiety i jus' meant, do you want to add your tits to my post ?
18:20 moiety also what piercings do you have pankkake?
18:20 pankkake only the industrial which is fully closed by now
18:21 moiety mircea_popescu: i was just kidding about pankkake .. i just meant if youre useless to people irl, youe not going to have the desired effect in a pic online either
18:21 pankkake did it mostly because I was curious, I don't like most piercings on men
18:21 mircea_popescu moiety ok ill ask you again after you have a couple more drinks
18:22 moiety ikr? i dont know why but im the same. looks weird for me to see a belly piercing on a dude
18:22 pankkake lol, yeah, that one certainly is not masculine
18:22 mircea_popescu why should it be masculine ?
18:24 mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/libertyworldproblems/
18:24 assbot Liberty World Problems
18:24 moiety it doesnt have to be... just if your tastes are being thrown onto the bed, you might not want someone with a prettier jewellry cabinet doing it? i'll just stfu now lol
18:24 mircea_popescu so is this basically three guys and a dog being ironic and shit ?
18:24 moiety i think i should have internet docked fri-sun pls
18:27 moiety i dunno but i just replied to one of their threads
18:28 mircea_popescu WASHINGTON — Just weeks before Blackwater guards fatally shot 17 civilians at Baghdad’s Nisour Square in 2007, the State Department began investigating the security contractor’s operations in Iraq. But the inquiry was abandoned after Blackwater’s top manager there issued a threat: “that he could kill” the government’s chief investigator and “no one could or would do anything about it as we were in Iraq,
18:28 mircea_popescu ” according to department reports.
18:28 mircea_popescu American Embassy officials in Baghdad sided with Blackwater rather than the State Department investigators as a dispute over the probe escalated in August 2007, the previously undisclosed documents show. The officials told the investigators that they had disrupted the embassy’s relationship with the security contractor and ordered them to leave the country, according to the reports.
18:28 mircea_popescu After returning to Washington, the chief investigator wrote a scathing report to State Department officials documenting misconduct by Blackwater employees and warning that lax oversight of the company, which had a contract worth more than $1 billion to protect American diplomats, had created “an environment full of liability and negligence.”
18:32 Duffer1 did someone honestly expect things that to go any other way?
18:33 Duffer1 -that
18:35 moiety i'd be interested in the undocumented things
18:36 Duffer1 get the guys from VICE interested, honey badgers of news
18:39 pankkake !up RagnarsBitch
18:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 39 @ 0.035 = 1.365 BTC [+] {3}
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19:49 kyuupichan Silly me for thinking diff might actually drop this time
20:01 cazalla mircea_popescu: i didn't find the pics save worthy tbh, curious about the stretch marks on fulloffantasies though, never seen a woman with many on her legs yet none on belly
20:02 cazalla seeing that i'm not paying, didn't make sense to open my mouth while she was here
20:04 kyuupichan That EBA document is good for the lulz. They're so cocksure of the advantages of fiat that they can't see the steamroller headed their way.
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22:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 31 @ 0.03599677 = 1.1159 BTC [+] {2}
22:48 kyuupichan %d
22:48 atcbot [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 785138.67 Est. Next Diff: 561318.11 in 1868 blocks (#40320) Est. % Change: -28.51
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22:59 mircea_popescu kyuupichan kinda how the shit works.
23:01 mircea_popescu cazalla afaik women mostly get that around puberty and during pregnancy. maybe her thighs grew suddenly.
23:04 asciilifeform http://imgur.com/umUcoSE
23:04 assbot puzzle - Imgur
23:04 asciilifeform ^ photo taken several hours ago at the washington 'independence day' fest. find the three interesting things.
23:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.03614338 = 0.6144 BTC [+] {2}
23:05 punkman1 good logs today
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23:06 punkman1 asciilifeform: what's that pan under the car
23:07 asciilifeform we have one winner.
23:07 asciilifeform army truck leaks oil, clearly.
23:08 mircea_popescu jesus
23:08 dignork no license plate on army vehicle?
23:08 mircea_popescu o look, the red star came back ?!
23:09 asciilifeform dignork: over here they only have to have one on the boot
23:09 cazalla is the windscreen broken or is that something else
23:09 cazalla cracked i should say
23:10 asciilifeform plastic.
23:10 dignork asciilifeform have a horrible camera?
23:10 asciilifeform that goes without saying
23:12 mircea_popescu it's not the camera, it's the operator :D
23:13 dignork HF/VHF radio?
23:13 asciilifeform how'd that be interesting
23:13 thestringpuller the good tjhleaga.lel,df,de,hnf.ne
23:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5295 @ 0.00081802 = 4.3314 BTC [-]
23:15 dignork asciilifeform: I'd assume in the city they'd use UHF
23:15 asciilifeform that thing comes with the truck. almost bought precisely this truck once, at a surplus shop - it was advertised at 700 usd.
23:16 dub theres a guy in the back talking to the crackhoes
23:16 mircea_popescu they';re expensiuve to upkeep tho
23:16 asciilifeform aye
23:16 asciilifeform prehistoric machine, for aficionados.
23:17 mircea_popescu dub you know, not any poor/minority people you see are autpmatically on drugs.
23:17 asciilifeform in entirely unrelated news,
23:17 asciilifeform http://daserste.ndr.de/panorama/xkeyscorerules100.txt
23:17 dub look at homie on he left, his mind = blown
23:17 mircea_popescu he was just born thay wat
23:18 dub is it actually army? googling the tag on the front doesnt bring anythign current
23:18 asciilifeform dub: those aren't hoes, that's what actual gurlz look like in this town...
23:18 mircea_popescu asciilifeform are these people basically running php ?
23:19 dignork mircea_popescu: looks like some rule-based grammar
23:19 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: not exactly. custom gizmo.
23:20 mircea_popescu dignork designed by fucktards. all the explicit switches in the code, "these ips for fvey" "these ips for non fvey" "hey i just coded this shit one weekend"
23:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes. my point being, that it's ... basically... php.
23:21 asciilifeform this was clearly written by a sysop. or a similar figure, who sits around and waits to be asked to add in case-by-case gibblets.
23:22 mircea_popescu im just looking at your "these are mingblowingly smart people" thesis paper.
23:22 mircea_popescu and drawing small fs all around
23:22 dub probably evolved out of carnivore or earlier
23:22 asciilifeform if usg employs thinking people, they did not write this.
23:23 asciilifeform what, if anything, they are paid to do - remains an enigma
23:23 mircea_popescu how about "they are paid to support their famblies and the american way"
23:23 asciilifeform lol
23:23 asciilifeform to be fair this is precisely the kind of turd i would order 'leaked' as a hangout op
23:23 punkman1 that looks like C++
23:23 dub this smells like bs
23:24 dub right at the top so there is no mistaking, the bits about how its not targetign five eyes partners
23:24 mircea_popescu dub precisely.
23:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform right
23:25 mircea_popescu for that matter, the crap is probably written in lisp
23:25 mircea_popescu and i don't mean golang.
23:27 asciilifeform this snippet is oddly reminiscent of the wretched truck
23:27 asciilifeform with its chalk-marked regiment number
23:27 asciilifeform leaking engine, b0rked parking brake (note the block under front wheel)
23:30 kakobrekla just put it into gear?
23:31 asciilifeform you'd think.
23:31 kakobrekla what, gears dont work as well?
23:31 punkman1 irc logs from 1991: http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/academic/communications/logs/Gulf-War/desert-storm/
23:31 assbot Index of /pub/academic/communications/logs/Gulf-War/desert-storm/
23:32 mircea_popescu ya srsly wtf is that.
23:32 asciilifeform probably the 3-ring binder says 'if parking lever is b0rked, use block under wheel...'
23:32 mircea_popescu the transmission of that thing is so heavy should keep it bolted down
23:32 mircea_popescu hm
23:34 mircea_popescu #banshee# On a lighter note. IRC record. 251 users. :)
23:34 mircea_popescu lolk
23:35 mircea_popescu TAILs (The Amnesic Incognito Live System) software program, a comsec mechanism advocated by extremists on extremist forums.
23:35 mircea_popescu ok, so what's the tails backdoor ?
23:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it's a bog-standard 'linux live cd' with a copy of tor.
23:36 mircea_popescu a so tor.
23:36 asciilifeform idea being, tor for the morbidly lazy
23:36 mircea_popescu and word('linux'
23:36 mircea_popescu or ' USB ' or ' CD ' or 'secure desktop' or ' IRC ' or 'truecrypt' or ' tor ');
23:36 mircea_popescu lol ok.
23:37 mircea_popescu ' CD ' and ' IRC ' but 'truecrypt'
23:37 mircea_popescu because space padding is now... half a thing
23:37 mircea_popescu you telling me i just found a bug in teh code ? me ?
23:37 asciilifeform ' IRC ' is to avoid matching 'mircea', lol
23:38 * mircea_popescu pulls dagger from his back
23:47 mircea_popescu !up aabtc
23:48 aabtc :)
23:49 mircea_popescu "That's great, I love your show Max Stacy, you're changing how people think and hence changing the world.
23:49 mircea_popescu I'm just a young Canadian maintenance professional buying a little gold and Bitcoin every month getting ready for the market crash to happen within 5 years. Then I'll buy a nice Audi R8 from a desperate kleptocrat"
23:50 mircea_popescu yeah dude, totally. an exterminator from misisiauga is going to buy an audi r8 from a "desperate kleptocrat" through the magic of max keiser's.
23:51 aabtc max lost a lot of his relevance pumping shitcoins :/
23:51 aabtc mircea_popescu: what happened to your twitter?
23:52 mircea_popescu afaik a buncha redditards bitched at twitter which suspended it.
23:52 aabtc loool
23:53 aabtc over that andreas thing?
23:53 aabtc hahaha 'we did it reddit!'
23:57 mircea_popescu twas getting stale tbh.
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