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00:00 decimation I just can't imagine a future in which I will need to learn 'go' for work or pleasure
00:00 mircea_popescu kinda my position too
00:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50422 @ 0.00047596 = 23.9989 BTC [+]
00:07 decimation is this the paper in question? cryptome.org/2013/09/klepto-crypto.pdf
00:14 decimation ah I see that link only has a few pages of the book
00:15 mircea_popescu "Brothel for Slaking Intellectual Lusts" anyone here actually played planescape : torment ?
00:22 mircea_popescu !up NomosOne
00:25 decimation apparently usg has decided to greatly limit (not completely stop) civil forfeiture at the federal level
00:25 decimation outgoing attorney general Holder wants to 'make a legacy'
00:25 mircea_popescu no ?!
00:25 decimation http://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/holder-ends-seized-asset-sharing-process-that-split-billions-with-local-state-police/2015/01/16/0e7ca058-99d4-11e4-bcfb-059ec7a93ddc_story.html
00:25 assbot Holder limits seized-asset sharing process that split billions with local, state police - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynDEMM )
00:26 mircea_popescu seems more like a landgrab than anything ?
00:26 decimation how so?
00:27 decimation well, it certainly curtails one form of civil forfeiture at the federal level, leaving a vacuum that can be filled at the state level, if the states so desire
00:29 mircea_popescu ah you're right. originally i read it as "we'll just keep more of it".
00:29 mircea_popescu btw decimation assbot now allows wotization, pm it !up
00:31 asciilifeform the 'vacuum' will be filled by theft and robbery from the same place as before.
00:31 asciilifeform because how else.
00:31 mircea_popescu in other news, http://40.media.tumblr.com/e9757a9deb4f50a25d868f26f4c3ab1d/tumblr_mvec3nySMa1s6dk4zo1_500.jpg was a great car.
00:31 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynEw3W )
00:36 ben_vulpes did i crash assbot?
00:37 mircea_popescu dun think so
00:37 ben_vulpes nope. perhaps the otp machine?
00:38 ben_vulpes what are the semantics for working with asswot?
00:39 asciilifeform http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/01/14/this-powerful-reddit-thread-reveals-how-the-poor-get-by-in-america << we've arrived at the end of the line. u.s. newspapers print articles concerning reddit threads.
00:39 assbot This powerful Reddit thread reveals how the poor get by in America - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynFBc4 )
00:40 ben_vulpes ;;later tell manamex you're joining channels and then applying your cloak. FYI.
00:40 gribble The operation succeeded.
00:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19600 @ 0.00047268 = 9.2645 BTC [-]
00:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 47100 @ 0.00047621 = 22.4295 BTC [+] {2}
00:43 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes like in chan ? pm it !up it responds with otp, pm it !v otp
00:44 kakobrekla !rate ben_vulpes test
00:44 assbot Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
00:44 kakobrekla !rate ben_vulpes 1 test
00:44 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/7e95d1cb8e7c1075
00:44 kakobrekla what do you mean it doesnt work ben_vulpes ?
00:44 ben_vulpes that link refuses to resolve for me
00:45 mircea_popescu yeah, scam error report.
00:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71107 @ 0.00047967 = 34.1079 BTC [+] {3}
00:46 kakobrekla ;;isup http://w.b-a.link/otp/5d95a96032e89e9e
00:46 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynGCB0 )
00:46 gribble http://w.b-a.link/otp/5d95a96032e89e9e is up
00:48 ben_vulpes https://www.refheap.com/96220
00:48 assbot anonymous's paste: 96220 ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynGPEa )
00:49 mircea_popescu PING 185.34.216.71 (185.34.216.71) 56(84) bytes of data.
00:49 mircea_popescu 64 bytes from 185.34.216.71: icmp_seq=1 ttl=49 time=252 ms
00:49 mircea_popescu 64 bytes from 185.34.216.71: icmp_seq=2 ttl=49 time=248 ms
00:49 mircea_popescu l'etrange.
00:50 kakobrekla yes my shit banned your shit.
00:50 mircea_popescu ban shee!
00:51 ben_vulpes mk
00:53 ben_vulpes lmk if that changes, yeah?
00:54 mircea_popescu asciilifeform washington post = newspaper in the sense projects = neighbourhoods.
00:54 mircea_popescu the hoods part, okay.
00:55 asciilifeform then what newspaper remains in usa ?
00:55 mircea_popescu hum.
00:55 mircea_popescu i guess kinda blighted.
00:55 asciilifeform wash. post is 'the other' nyt.
00:55 ben_vulpes "newspaper" in the trad'l sense of "town rag" still exists in various municipalities. "grey lady", not so much.
00:55 mircea_popescu more like the other Forward.
00:55 asciilifeform these two fishwraps are almost always sold in bins together.
00:56 kakobrekla try now ben_vulpes
00:56 ben_vulpes ty kakobrekla
00:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu may be thinking of 'washington times
00:56 asciilifeform '
00:56 mircea_popescu i never heard of that one.
00:57 ben_vulpes !rate kakobrekla 3 wot steward
00:57 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/190b6cfc995f06a2
00:57 asciilifeform at any rate, the article is intensely lulzy
00:57 ben_vulpes !v assbot:ben_vulpes.rate.kakobrekla.3:71dbfce4f8bb960b54b95894d306db892a6f30da3fc5776c31b3ef6f2f45b0c4
00:57 assbot Successfully updated the rating for kakobrekla from 3 to 3 with note: wot steward
00:57 kakobrekla works, cool
00:57 ben_vulpes neat
00:59 decimation alright works
00:59 kakobrekla yeah im surprised myself
00:59 mircea_popescu http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/08/wikipedia-kills-page-linking-obama-slogan-to-socialist-movement/ < < lawl.
00:59 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynInhH )
00:59 mircea_popescu apparently wikipedia deleted a page discussing the "forward" as a generic name for socialist publications after someone mocked obama for it.
00:59 decimation asciilifeform: lol so apparently reddit is where bums hang out?
01:01 mircea_popescu been saying that for a while!11
01:01 decimation the other amusing point that the article fails to bring up: if the 'poor' must pay to live in a dense shitty city, why not move to the country?
01:02 asciilifeform decimation: presumably, moving costs something
01:02 mircea_popescu the poor flock to the city since the times of rabelais for the same reason : you can eat without working there.
01:02 mircea_popescu not so in the country
01:02 decimation if living off gov't checks anyway, wouldn't a trailer park somewhere stretch the bezzlars?
01:02 asciilifeform decimation: another interesting fact re: usa is that rental properties are scarce to nonexistent when you walk out of the high-density areas
01:04 mircea_popescu hmm, no testament in english ?
01:04 decimation but the basic bitch here reminds me of something like 'heavier things are heavier'
01:04 decimation of course someone with a spare $bil to invest in a sony movie (for example) will make $0.5 bil profit
01:04 asciilifeform testament ?
01:05 decimation having fifty bux means your investment options are limited to your own stomach
01:06 asciilifeform 5k - also stomach
01:06 asciilifeform and arguably likewise 50k.
01:06 decimation yeah pretty much
01:06 mircea_popescu you know you can buy stocks online these days on about 1k i think ?
01:06 asciilifeform lol stocks
01:06 decimation what are you gonna do? buy shares of wal-mart and hope they go up 100x?
01:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31129 @ 0.00047521 = 14.7928 BTC [-]
01:07 asciilifeform the cheapo stock houses make a killing by charging xx usd / trade
01:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform testament ? << http://damienbe.chez.com/testamen.htm
01:07 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynJtK5 )
01:07 ben_vulpes i'll settle for 8%/year
01:07 mircea_popescu decimation why 100x ? you proposed a 1bn - >1.5 bn deal.
01:07 asciilifeform aha -that- testament
01:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform students (aka bums) in paris. right ?
01:07 mircea_popescu why paris ?
01:08 decimation even in that case, it's gonna take awhile before walmart stock goes from $1k to 1.5k
01:08 mircea_popescu En l'an de mon trentiesme age, que toutes mes hontes j'euz beues, ne du tout fol, ne du tout saige non obstant maintes peines eues, lesquelles j'ay toutes receues soubz la main Thibault d'Aucigny ...
01:08 mircea_popescu S'esvesque il est, signant les rues, qu'il soit le mien je le regny.
01:08 mircea_popescu decimation films are some of the most risky investments out there you know.
01:09 decimation yeah I'm using it as a somewhat poor example. my main point is that having $x mil to 'invest' allows one to bend over and pick up stuff that bums have no access to
01:09 mircea_popescu i dispute this theory.
01:09 mircea_popescu there is no significant advantage to size, and a serious problem to it.
01:10 mircea_popescu buffett oft dwells on the matter : it's easy for krill to find a good meal, on account of being small. not so easy for whale.
01:10 asciilifeform villon << http://flibusta.net/b/374344/download
01:10 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynJTjT )
01:10 asciilifeform ^ ru translation
01:11 decimation I suppose the principle at work here is that once one has $x, one finds no portion of x to be 'spare'
01:11 mircea_popescu there's a decent english one by de verre
01:11 mircea_popescu not sure if on the nets or not
01:11 mircea_popescu decimation in any case spare works better at smaller size.
01:11 asciilifeform rhyming translation ?
01:12 asciilifeform (the linked one is also beautifully illustrated, as it happens)
01:12 mircea_popescu essentially the principle being that you may find excellent "best actresses/cocksuckers", but not really "2nd best actresses/cocksuckers" in proportion.
01:14 mircea_popescu <asciilifeform> the cheapo stock houses make a killing by charging xx usd / trade << iirc it's about a dime/a quarter per lot, which lot is usually 1k shares, which can easily be 100k usd.
01:14 mircea_popescu yes, much more than say the specialst pays (specialist doesn't pay). this is inconsequential.
01:14 ben_vulpes https://www.robinhood.com/ << if you want to be front-run
01:14 assbot Robinhood - Zero-Commission Stock Brokerage ... ( http://bit.ly/1ynKv8W )
01:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the street where i live, just a year or so ago, was covered in ads '$7 / trade111!'
01:15 decimation well, it would be a big deal if you day trade all day
01:15 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: but i'm willing to believe that there are newer, more appealing chumpatrons
01:15 mircea_popescu decimation a horrible deal. imagine all the noise you'd be pouring into the market.
01:15 asciilifeform and they all front-run.
01:15 mircea_popescu asciilifeform there are at least a dozen honest online brokerages.
01:15 mircea_popescu to those, no doubt five million internet scams.
01:15 mircea_popescu retail is SUPPOSED to be front run for crying out loud.
01:16 decimation asciilifeform: sure, but you are generally talking about pennies per share
01:16 asciilifeform at any rate, why would someone with no informational-asymmetric advantage want to buy stocks ?
01:16 mircea_popescu to invest.
01:16 decimation because that's where the trade bots put their earnings
01:16 mircea_popescu to acquire a portion of the productively outlayed capital i nthe country.
01:17 ben_vulpes <decimation> [] outgoing attorney general Holder wants to 'make a legacy' << just look for the "apparent pedophilia rate" as evidenced by "he had kiddie pr0nz" to go up.
01:17 asciilifeform ^
01:17 decimation yeah that will be interesting
01:17 decimation suddenly everyone will be serious drug runner/terrorist/pedo
01:17 asciilifeform or a sudden plague of 'illegal gun'
01:17 asciilifeform (another exception in the new law)
01:18 ben_vulpes everyone's trivially framed.
01:18 mircea_popescu i read it thatthey may only confiscate the guns
01:18 mircea_popescu but not the cars/cash.
01:20 decimation in some states (illinois) you must register all your guns with the state
01:23 ben_vulpes https://vine.co/v/OZOnMZ2xpZZ << stability manifolds
01:23 assbot Watch Reid Wiseman's Vine "Even a 50kg mass does the same flipping maneuver. “Wild” to me! #science #SpaceVine" ... ( http://bit.ly/1Civp1R )
01:24 decimation amusing poettering interview http://www.linuxvoice.com/interview-lennart-poettering/
01:24 assbot Interview: Lennart Poettering | Linux Voice ... ( http://bit.ly/1CivD9e )
01:26 decimation it's pretty obvious that the guy is a control freak who gets off on forcing his way
01:26 decimation "So we started writing Systemd, and Red Hat didn’t like it at all. Red Hat management said: no, we’re going for Upstart, don’t work on that. So I said, OK, I’ll work on it in my free time. Eventually Red Hat realised that the problems we solved with Systemd were relevant, and were problems that needed to be solved, and that you couldn’t ignore them."
01:27 undata decimation: I wasn't aware of that particular detail
01:28 undata tragic; upstart is a much simpler alternative
01:28 decimation "So anyway, long story short, we came to the conclusion that Upstart is conceptually wrong, and it moved at glacial speeds. It also had the problem that Canonical tried very hard to stay in control of it. They made sure, with copyright assignment, that they made it really hard to contribute, but that’s what Linux actually lives off. You get these drive-by patches, as I would call them, where people see that something is broken, or
01:28 decimation something could be improved. They do a Git checkout, do one change, send you it and forget about it."
01:28 decimation he tries to make a halfass technical argument against Upstart, and then whines that it's hard to make commits
01:30 decimation later on he describes people who like systemd as "progressive" and those who reject it as 'conservative'
01:31 undata well that lays bare the abstractions rolling around in that gourd, doesn't it
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01:55 mircea_popescu "Few pieces of software in history have been so fiercely debated as Systemd. "
01:55 mircea_popescu really ? because why, because the author is 5 yo ?
01:56 mircea_popescu how about you know, emacs wars ?
01:57 asciilifeform 'In April was the jackal born, In June the rain-fed rivers swelled: 'Never in all my life,' said he, 'Have I so great a flood beheld.'' (orwell)
01:57 mircea_popescu ". It’s growing all the time and now handles logging, device hotplugging events, networking, scheduled actions (like Cron) and much more. Almost every major Linux distribution has adopted Systemd, but there are still some unhappy campers out there,"
01:58 mircea_popescu uhm. happy campers = the entire foss community ?
01:58 mircea_popescu the lulz is so thick, considering the playbook is identically replayed with the gavincoin
01:59 mircea_popescu course, the prospect is a lot grim-er for linux, but hey.
01:59 mircea_popescu "in the most superficial level, some used -h for help, and others ––help. It’s not uniform." << i can't name a tool that doesn't actually honor both.
02:00 mircea_popescu but a fuckwit 20something discussing how "people have not played with unix at all" is, indeed, amusing.
02:00 mircea_popescu "LV: And you never see them again!
02:00 mircea_popescu LP: Yeah, and this is great – these are the people you want to have, because the vast majority of patches are actually of that kind. "
02:00 mircea_popescu "because they have no political power - and that's what you want, a lot of lemmings"
02:01 mircea_popescu anyway, im not reding this idiocy.
02:01 asciilifeform i read it. it was a total snore.
02:02 mircea_popescu anyway. there's nothing wrong with the people who didn't belong in foss in the first place finding their own way out, just like there's nothing wrong with the people who have no business in bitcoin finding their own way out.
02:03 mircea_popescu kinda why "adoption" is meaningless. i don't care for anyone to "adopt" anything i do. i might care if they change to fit to it. but otherwise, good fucking luck, there's no value in having a bunch of pacific islanders speak english as if it were the retarded language they spoke before.
02:03 mircea_popescu let them stick to what they know and be happy.
02:04 mircea_popescu giving inept infantrymen good horses doesn't create an elite cavalry regiment, it just creates a lot of injured horses. giving stupid people smart things doesn't make them smart. it'll just make a lot of broken smart things.
02:05 asciilifeform !b 4
02:05 assbot Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0WFB7MQ.txt )
02:05 mircea_popescu both are a horrible waste of beasts.
02:05 decimation ;;ud pidgin
02:05 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pidgin | the slang spoken by the locals in hawaii. people there do not speak hawaiian, they speak pidgin. to all my mainlander "friends": stop asking me fuckin stupid ...
02:06 mircea_popescu in any case, the entire lennart gambit is that "actually smart people won't be able to find each other in our sea of lemmings"
02:07 mircea_popescu kinda why stuff like the wot-foss i was discussing and even gossipd are so important
02:08 decimation well, apparently he confirmed that redhat was itself a ship of lemmings, looking for a lemming-king, and lennart was their man
02:08 mircea_popescu but also why a certain attitude to ineptitude, from the "affirmative action", "wopmen in tech" "don't say nigger" all the way to stupidities like the equalitarism in freenode's policies is so very important. and why linus' "fuck you" is such a major thing.
02:08 mircea_popescu it's not gratuitous, all this. it provides a very valuable signal, both to the inferior and to the superior.
02:09 mircea_popescu every time you see someone being stupid, piss on his face. this is important for them, and it's important for me.
02:09 mircea_popescu tolerance is not the answer to any question worth asking, and it does not serve any purpose other than the general drowning in shit. which is not a desirable outcome in any case.
02:10 mircea_popescu better off if half the "community" gets upset and moves on to collecting bugs or digging trenches or whatever, than if programming becomes a sort of passtime for trench diggers and worm afficionados.
02:11 mircea_popescu /endrant
02:12 mircea_popescu actually no, let's also add an illustration. http://38.media.tumblr.com/055cd45805272e544f0e27e390f1ee7b/tumblr_muf8b3qyLb1sa3bwyo1_r1_500.gif
02:12 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1y88BCM )
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02:29 mircea_popescu in other news, http://www.dcnews.ro/apreciere-franc-elve-ian-razboi-ana-birchall-andreea-paul_464977.html << the swiss franc situation is a disaster for 100s of k's of idiot romanians who refinanced their home mortgages in swiss francs to try and capture a half of a percent less interest.
02:29 assbot APRECIERE FRANC ELVEȚIAN: Război cu stenograme Ana Birchall - Andreea Paul | DC News | De ce se intampla ... ( http://bit.ly/1IT3Xu0 )
02:29 mircea_popescu that just turned into 20-30% more principal.
02:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16750 @ 0.00047521 = 7.9598 BTC [-]
02:41 ben_vulpes ouch.
02:41 mircea_popescu populists in parliament having a field day over it.
02:41 mircea_popescu arrears set to go up from 15% to 25%ish
02:42 mircea_popescu (romania, unlike the us, actually keeps track of unserviced retail debentures)
02:44 mircea_popescu anyway, thassall for me. have fun b-a!
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03:22 ben_vulpes does anyone know when the transaction index was added?
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08:59 mats http://www.capital.gr/News.asp?id=2203494
08:59 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1B20JCx )
09:01 mats greek bank run, excluded from QE
09:03 mats http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/16/investing/swiss-currency-fxcm one of several
09:03 assbot Swiss shock crushes US currency broker - Jan. 16, 2015 ... ( http://bit.ly/1B21bAW )
09:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36400 @ 0.00049025 = 17.8451 BTC [+] {2}
09:19 kakobrekla mats http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-01-2015#978599
09:19 assbot Logged on 15-01-2015 21:14:09; kakobrekla: ^^ re chf, a few folks committed suicide today cause of it.
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10:42 decimation an amusing blog post http://www.lawfareblog.com/2014/12/did-edward-snowden-call-for-abolishing-the-intelligence-community/
10:42 assbot Lawfare › Did Edward Snowden Call for Abolishing the Intelligence Community? ... ( http://bit.ly/1DNDqjF )
10:45 decimation there's a deep hypocrisy here somewhere. apparently the usg entities who are involved with foreign surveillance couldn't possibly do their jobs if they were subject to 'regulation', but of course regular people trying to say, transact bitcoin, have no such reprieve
10:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.0004847 = 4.6531 BTC [-]
11:01 mircea_popescu good morning asseteers!
11:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48550 @ 0.00049745 = 24.1512 BTC [+] {2}
11:08 davout guten tag
11:10 davout so, re yesterday's convo about go and c it occurs to me that b-a will eventually have to have a reviewed & signed code repo
11:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14293 @ 0.00048366 = 6.913 BTC [-] {2}
11:11 mircea_popescu this occurs to you through having read the logs re the new github model / how the bitcoin foundation works or independently ?
11:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22019 @ 0.00047979 = 10.5645 BTC [-] {2}
11:12 davout well, you can't really build a good house without good bricks
11:12 mircea_popescu right.
11:12 mircea_popescu read the log thread in question tho, it's instructive. about how the point is to have code signed for having been read.
11:13 davout you don't refer to yesterday's convo do you?
11:13 davout !s signed code
11:13 assbot 24 results for 'signed code' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=signed+code
11:15 davout meant yesterday's log as it seems it has come up quite a few times already :D
11:15 mircea_popescu no.
11:15 mircea_popescu this was a few weeks prior to the foundation's birth.
11:16 mircea_popescu http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-09-2014#824250
11:16 assbot Logged on 10-09-2014 11:54:21; mircea_popescu: other than proper cryptography for all foss, as discussed coupla days re gentoo overlays etc, i would fucking love for all lines of code to come with a counter.
11:16 davout ty
11:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25821 @ 0.00047875 = 12.3618 BTC [-]
11:19 davout it appears that if we want to make a proper apple pie from scratch we'll have to invent the universe first
11:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 20000 @ 0.00005363 = 1.0726 BTC [+] {12}
11:21 mircea_popescu which is finbe
11:21 mircea_popescu the current universe sucks anyway.
11:21 davout it is fine indeed
11:23 kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-01-2015#979896 < http://w.b-a.link/otps/kakobrekla/last
11:23 assbot Logged on 17-01-2015 01:06:05; PeterL: having the same for voice would make it so our scripts from gribble would be easily convirtable
11:23 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IUaynW )
11:23 davout i have nfi what kind of workload it would represent to make some linux fork that's entirely reviewed, assume it'd be pretty massive
11:23 mircea_popescu kakobrekla : can assbot match 32 char strings as keyids instead of names ?
11:23 mircea_popescu so stuff like <mircea_popescu> !gettrust mircea_popescu 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452
11:23 mircea_popescu <assbot> 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 is not registered in WoT.
11:23 PeterL new voicing model, we still have to join #b-a before verifying otp
11:23 mircea_popescu works so it simplifies deedbot design a lot ?
11:23 mircea_popescu davout depends how much crap you're wiling to hoist overboard.
11:24 kakobrekla how does it simplify ?
11:24 davout yup
11:24 PeterL kakobrekla: are you pointing out my horrible spelling? :)
11:24 mircea_popescu the workload pain will probably be far exceeded by the cries of horror of the large hordes of nobodies that can no longer "innovate", in the sense their gunk is no longer included in repos
11:24 kakobrekla <PeterL> new voicing model, we still have to join #b-a before verifying otp < yes, no session, recall?
11:24 mircea_popescu kakobrekla 2.1. Bot extracts the signature keyid through a process homologuous to gpg -v -v
11:24 mircea_popescu 2.2. Bot makes a request to assbot via pm, of the format ;;gpg info --key <key currently
11:24 kakobrekla PeterL you are missing the link ?
11:24 mircea_popescu that way, it wouldn't have to do two steps, just directly gettrust to a keyid.
11:25 PeterL well, for gribble I have script that runs curl and gpg and pastes the result
11:25 kakobrekla again : http://w.b-a.link/otps/kakobrekla/last
11:25 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSh16y )
11:25 PeterL for assbot, now I have to use the mouse to highlight the new link, and type the commands
11:25 mircea_popescu PeterL process http://w.b-a.link/otps/PeterL/last
11:25 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSh6ak )
11:25 PeterL aha, now I see it
11:25 mircea_popescu he put that in thar jus fer you :D
11:26 PeterL that's cool, thanks
11:26 PeterL too early, can't read yet
11:26 mircea_popescu <kakobrekla> how does it simplify ? << dja see what i mean ?
11:26 kakobrekla ;;later tell ben_vulpes as requested, json; http://w.b-a.link/user/ben_vulpes/json and http://w.b-a.link/trust/ben_vulpes/kakobrekla/json
11:26 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KShe9Y )
11:27 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KShgie )
11:27 gribble The operation succeeded.
11:27 kakobrekla for which command ?
11:27 kakobrekla i dont have gpg info command
11:27 mircea_popescu i want !gettrust to match any 32 char string as a key rather than a name
11:28 mircea_popescu so that !gettrust mircea_popescu 6160E1CAC8A3C52966FD76998A736F0E2FB7B452 responds with "trust from mircea_popescu to mircea_popescu : so an so"
11:28 kakobrekla yeah
11:28 mircea_popescu that way two steps become one step and that's that.
11:28 kakobrekla ill do it for gettrust but not others
11:28 mircea_popescu all that's needed yes ty.
11:28 kakobrekla k
11:28 PeterL !rate kakobrekla 3 Runs AssWoT, other cool stuff
11:28 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/6a9d8d2d055d69cf
11:29 PeterL !v assbot:PeterL.rate.kakobrekla.3:ad06b594522d33faffcdf84b870db76a3fbd1fcda55e860ddec83a58b3864168
11:29 assbot Successfully updated the rating for kakobrekla from 2 to 3 with note: Runs AssWoT, other cool stuff
11:29 kakobrekla amazing
11:29 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
11:29 PeterL is scoopbot still running? -hi
11:29 scoopbot Hello PeterL!
11:30 PeterL oh, good
11:30 mircea_popescu are you a slut scoopbot ? -slut
11:30 mircea_popescu a well, so much for ai.
11:42 davout http://i.imgur.com/00C6KHP.jpg
11:42 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSiqKs )
11:42 decimation apparently obama also made remarks on backdoor encryption http://www.lawfareblog.com/2015/01/president-obama-comments-on-back-doors-in-encryption/
11:42 assbot Lawfare › President Obama Comments on Back-doors in Encryption ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSisSw )
11:42 decimation or to be more precise, he failed to make remarks when asked the question
11:42 mircea_popescu ow shit i forgot the porny link.
11:42 mircea_popescu http://41.media.tumblr.com/41d822d78facf0f09366bc77bda03093/tumblr_mpfi5pcu321rdn1byo1_500.jpg
11:42 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSiry4 )
11:42 decimation other than vague "we work with companies who also have families", which is exactly the same argument one gets from the local mobster I presume
11:43 mircea_popescu o hai chetty
11:43 mircea_popescu decimation have you seen the "toasting the queen" thing ?
11:43 kakobrekla mircea_popescu perhaps is even easier if i just allow for w.b-a.link/trust/key1/key2/json ?
11:43 mircea_popescu that poor guy, he looks like a neurotic setter.
11:44 mircea_popescu kakobrekla sure!
11:44 mircea_popescu what's assbot key again ?
11:44 decimation eh? I don't think so
11:44 mircea_popescu decimation he goes to toast the queen. the athem's going on so queen ignores him.
11:45 mircea_popescu lotta hay made out of how "the queen snubbed obama'. but the guy's just not very aware. which looked to me like a very very tired man that's being constantly pestered with advice and requirements by about 9 spinster women.
11:45 kakobrekla assbot is 7C1FBEC924FBD66531A02AE3F95E4E395927DC9C
11:45 mircea_popescu aka, the typical american child of 2010.
11:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 60869 @ 0.00048599 = 29.5817 BTC [+] {4}
11:45 mircea_popescu kakobrekla works for me, editing this spec.
11:47 decimation yeah, actually from his rambling answer in the linked youtube (starting 45:30), there's very little evidence obama is even aware about the 'backdoor encryption' issue at all
11:47 mircea_popescu honestly, i don't see it's a president's job, that.
11:47 mircea_popescu and it's not how you ask the president that question, either.
11:47 decimation well, certainly it ought to be something he answers in writing, in detail
11:48 decimation the trouble is there's no method to compel an answer
11:48 mircea_popescu this is roughly the equivalent of a company with 10k cab fleet having famously a weak alternator, and some reporter asking the CEO "what about the spinny trick ?"
11:48 mircea_popescu that's not what you say. you say, "as you may be aware, because this so and so weakness in this part of the engine that does that and this, some drivers are so and so.". guy needs an intro.
11:48 mircea_popescu no, there shouldn't be a way to compel an answer. wtf ?!
11:50 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/open-deed-system-for-bitcoin-assets/
11:50 mircea_popescu kakobrekla can there be a /n after each otp before encryption pls.
11:50 mircea_popescu currently it bleeds into teh bash. dun wanna put an "echo "/n"" in there .
11:51 decimation well, there's an issue of policy here, which is "is a us person allowed to communicate in a manner outside the possibility of usg interception?"
11:52 mircea_popescu right. that should be the question. like that.
11:52 decimation because the implication of both cameron's and obama's answer is "no"
11:52 mircea_popescu because that's why we go to school : so we can present our inquiries in such a way that OTHER PEOPLE can fucking grok wtf we want to know
11:53 decimation and that appears to completely contradict constitutional and court precedent
11:53 decimation 'because terrorism'
11:53 mircea_popescu decimation i bet you the guy does not even currently ~KNOW~ that that's what's being discussed.
11:53 decimation cameron clearly does, but obama gave no evidence of it
11:54 mircea_popescu because fucking aspie autistic idiot kids + total incompetent "women in journalism" ask dronign, meaningless questions
11:54 decimation note that there are people who could ask such questions
11:54 PeterL http://reason.com/blog/2015/01/15/womens-college-cancels-vagina-monologues
11:54 assbot Women's College Cancels 'Vagina Monologues' Because It Excludes Women Without Vaginas - Hit & Run : Reason.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSjjTd )
11:54 decimation but the press corps is carefully selected to exclude them
11:54 mircea_popescu camweon's a total heel. i have nfi whatabout england produces such contemptible sacks of shit. i thought blair was an exception, but apparently he was just a harbringer.
11:55 mircea_popescu decimation so noted. why don't they ?
11:55 mircea_popescu PeterL obviously, the idiocy's own internal logic is its downfall. kinda the problem with all insanity.
11:55 decimation because the civil service would exclude access to that journalist's organization
11:55 PeterL right, lol
11:56 mircea_popescu decimation i propose excluding that entire thing.
11:57 mircea_popescu !up chetty
11:57 mircea_popescu chetty try it in here so we see ?
11:57 chetty !v assbot:chetty.up:ef543cc75b665e6c256ba24daf682446e46a10a97d497ef0f6258a61671a362
11:57 assbot Invalid verfication string.
11:58 PeterL somebody is trying to hack into chetty's account?
11:58 chetty it doesnt like me
11:58 mircea_popescu that string's too short.
11:58 mircea_popescu missing 9 chars.
11:58 chetty what my key has been hax
11:58 mircea_popescu nah.
11:59 kakobrekla hm
11:59 kakobrekla try that in private ?
11:59 mircea_popescu it's the missing /n at en of otp giving all sorts of people hell
11:59 mircea_popescu because gotta recover the end of the key from their bash string
11:59 decimation cameron said "as technology develops, as the world moves on, we should try to avoid safehavens that can otherwise be created for terrorists to talk to each other"
11:59 kakobrekla otp !up should work only on private
11:59 kakobrekla chan !up is for non otp use
12:00 mircea_popescu kakobrekla im pretty sure i v'd here.
12:00 kakobrekla !up Anduck
12:00 kakobrekla !down Anduck
12:00 kakobrekla !u
12:00 kakobrekla !up
12:00 mircea_popescu !v dude. !v.
12:00 assbot Invalid verfication string.
12:00 kakobrekla a yes, v you can you anywhere
12:00 decimation perhaps that quote should be gossipd's motto
12:01 mircea_popescu decimation could well be lol.
12:01 mircea_popescu decimation: there's a deep hypocrisy here somewhere. apparently the usg entities who are involved with foreign surveillance couldn't possibly do their jobs if they were subject to 'regulation', but of course regular people trying to say, transact bitcoin, have no such reprieve << well, usg entities that deal in bitcoin do have such reprieve currently ?
12:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55000 @ 0.00047492 = 26.1206 BTC [-] {2}
12:02 decimation some elements of usg would claim otherwise
12:02 mircea_popescu heck, the us scammer office (previously marshall's office) doesn't have to answer foia if it doesn't feel like it, and can even lie in public statements.
12:02 mircea_popescu come to think about it, so can the da.
12:02 mircea_popescu seems to me like pretty complete legal immunity.
12:03 decimation in theory, usg has no legal immunity (from criminal courts), but in practice it clearly does
12:03 mircea_popescu for as long as that lasts lol.
12:04 decimation in civil court usg has explicit immunity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_immunity_in_the_United_States
12:04 assbot Sovereign immunity in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1wik1yA )
12:05 mircea_popescu this is universal.
12:05 mircea_popescu bitbet has it as well. so does every other country.
12:05 kakobrekla mircea_popescu http://w.b-a.link/trust/7C1FBEC924FBD66531A02AE3F95E4E395927DC9C/27C3CE9A20851312F086268C27AF75321F2489E8
12:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1wik9y5 )
12:05 mircea_popescu sweet.
12:05 kakobrekla actually http://w.b-a.link/trust/7C1FBEC924FBD66531A02AE3F95E4E395927DC9C/27C3CE9A20851312F086268C27AF75321F2489E8
12:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1wikfpg )
12:05 kakobrekla and http://w.b-a.link/trust/7C1FBEC924FBD66531A02AE3F95E4E395927DC9C/27C3CE9A20851312F086268C27AF75321F2489E8/json
12:05 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1wikfFJ )
12:06 mircea_popescu this doesn't look like it should be legal.,
12:06 mircea_popescu it's too complicated.
12:06 kakobrekla yeah ill prolly end up in jail
12:07 mircea_popescu move to hungary. i hear they're going all fascist.
12:07 PeterL there was talk earlier about newspapers. I find good local reporting at http://mlive.com and my sister-in-law writes for http://tooeleonline.com/
12:07 assbot Michigan Local News, Breaking News, Sports & Weather - MLive.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1wikq44 )
12:07 assbot Tooele Transcript Bulletin – News in Tooele, Utah ... ( http://bit.ly/1wikqkq )
12:08 mircea_popescu lol i read that as "toe online" was o.O
12:08 PeterL lol
12:09 kakobrekla mircea_popescu check new line if fixed?
12:09 mircea_popescu !rate kakobrekla 17 hurr
12:09 assbot Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
12:09 mircea_popescu !rate kakobrekla 1.7 hurr
12:09 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/9f1f7a77bb5ab2a1
12:10 kakobrekla lol.
12:10 mircea_popescu lmao fractions rly ?
12:10 kakobrekla try it
12:10 kakobrekla see what happens
12:10 decimation !rate decimation 0.1 marginal
12:10 assbot You can not rate yourself.
12:10 mircea_popescu fixed tyvm
12:10 mircea_popescu !v assbot:mircea_popescu.rate.kakobrekla.1.7:b40b7beddd0f6b2f45874cb24cdb3dcd9c051c5c9727a4b306b1f115729982a0
12:10 assbot Successfully updated the rating for kakobrekla from 5 to 1.7 with note: hurr
12:10 kakobrekla lol!
12:10 mircea_popescu lmao wut
12:10 kakobrekla nfi
12:10 PeterL !rate decimation 0.1 marginal
12:10 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/9d9547d664ea4ebf
12:10 mircea_popescu this is not a bug.
12:10 mircea_popescu it's a future.
12:11 decimation lol
12:11 decimation me thinks there might be some bugs
12:11 PeterL !v assbot:PeterL.rate.decimation.0.1:17d02404cae9e530dcd5e82a06dad23963c9560e9b0530d785bd01da78a11710
12:11 assbot Successfully added a rating of 0.1 for decimation with note: marginal
12:11 mircea_popescu nah srsly. kakobrekla dun bother fixing
12:11 decimation lol
12:11 PeterL so, if somebody has < 1 L2 rating, they don't get voice? or it just has to be > 0?
12:12 mircea_popescu > 0 i hope.
12:12 kakobrekla !gettrust kakobrekla
12:12 assbot Trust relationship from user kakobrekla to user kakobrekla: ∞ | http://w.b-a.link/user/kakobrekla
12:12 kakobrekla hmm
12:12 mircea_popescu !gettrust kakobrekla
12:12 assbot Trust relationship from user mircea_popescu to user kakobrekla: Level 1: 2, Level 2: 54 via 32 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/mircea_popescu/kakobrekla | http://w.b-a.link/user/kakobrekla
12:12 kakobrekla i think it didnt work
12:12 mircea_popescu o look it rounds ?
12:12 PeterL !gettrust decimation
12:12 assbot Trust relationship from user PeterL to user decimation: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. | http://w.b-a.link/trust/PeterL/decimation | http://w.b-a.link/user/decimation
12:12 PeterL rounds down?
12:13 kakobrekla no, it did not work, comment is unchanged
12:13 mircea_popescu !rate kakobrekla 5 too much stuff to list. inquire within..
12:13 assbot Request successful, get your OTP: http://w.b-a.link/otp/721476ec38fdf8b8
12:13 PeterL !rated decimation
12:13 assbot You rated user decimation on 17-Jan-2015, with a rating of 0, and supplied these additional notes: marginal.
12:13 PeterL see, rounded down
12:13 mircea_popescu !v assbot:mircea_popescu.rate.kakobrekla.5:4854d908f615d0a4735169e307d17352740d17b15f4608f0200d018f6683baad
12:13 assbot Successfully updated the rating for kakobrekla from 2 to 5 with note: too much stuff to list. inquire within..
12:14 mircea_popescu baad eh ?
12:14 mircea_popescu PeterL i guess 1.7 -> 2 0.1 -> 0
12:14 PeterL so it lets you input a fraction, but converts to int?
12:15 kakobrekla why are you asking me, do you think i know ?
12:15 * kakobrekla goes to look the code
12:15 davout b-a is so mean, kakobrekla makes something nice, everyone tries to break it
12:15 PeterL you made it?
12:15 mircea_popescu it was his twin brother.
12:16 PeterL the more we disclose now leaves less suprises later
12:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 144 @ 0.00734105 = 1.0571 BTC [-]
12:16 mircea_popescu he's just jealous we care.
12:20 kakobrekla !rate assbot -1.1
12:20 assbot Rating should be any non zero value between 10 and -10.
12:20 mircea_popescu nonzero integer
12:20 kakobrekla should say int but whatever.
12:20 kakobrekla heh
12:20 mircea_popescu yeah no big deal
12:21 PeterL so no more decimals?
12:21 kakobrekla NO
12:21 kakobrekla NO DECIMALS FOR YOU
12:21 kakobrekla COME BACK NEXT YEAR
12:21 * PeterL hangs head in shame
12:21 fluffypony http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2sqh0a/decentralising_mining_making_p2pool_more/
12:21 assbot Decentralising mining: Making P2Pool more lucrative by coinbaseless fees? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSl3Mn )
12:21 fluffypony "The alert key will be raised by Gavin"
12:21 fluffypony don't worry guize, Gavin will save err'one
12:22 mircea_popescu lol
12:25 mircea_popescu http://38.media.tumblr.com/c137c08dddcf441ea324c1f37c8c8246/tumblr_mnryfvVNSu1ssms30o1_500.gif << post gavin salvation.
12:25 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1KSliam )
12:27 PeterL !up chetty
12:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2000 @ 0.00069999 = 1.4 BTC [-]
12:34 PeterL !up Panadol______
12:35 PeterL hi Panadol______ , what brings you here today?
~ 43 minutes ~
13:18 mircea_popescu !up bitspill
13:18 mircea_popescu !up McNumpty
13:18 mircea_popescu !up mats
13:19 mats a hello
13:20 mircea_popescu hai,
13:20 mats !s dnssec
13:20 assbot 15 results for 'dnssec' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=dnssec
13:21 mircea_popescu http://www.collarspace.com/personals/v/2177988/details.htm << if anyone in london wants to host a retiring escort...
13:21 assbot Dear All, My name is Coco, I am a 20 year old Chinese girl and I have just arrived fr ... ( http://bit.ly/1yvXNPk )
13:21 mats http://sockpuppet.org/blog/2015/01/15/against-dnssec/
13:21 assbot Against DNSSEC — Quarrelsome ... ( http://bit.ly/1yvXP9N )
13:21 mircea_popescu seems you can't be black tho.
13:22 mircea_popescu mats all good points.
13:23 mircea_popescu we stand against dns and against govt-sponsored pki schemes. their combination is not likely to resolve that.
13:23 mircea_popescu (well minus the "modern crypto uses ecdsa")
13:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21000 @ 0.00048985 = 10.2869 BTC [+]
13:33 ben_vulpes good morning terrorists
13:33 ben_vulpes http://w.b-a.link/trust/ben_vulpes/kakobrekla/json << lovely, kakobrekla thanks a mil
13:33 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yvZFrl )
13:34 mircea_popescu hi terror brother ben
13:34 ben_vulpes buenos dias
13:34 ben_vulpes the apartment complex drain backed up
13:35 ben_vulpes i awoke to sewage leaking around the bathtub plug actuator
13:35 mircea_popescu this somehow brings to mind iron maiden
13:35 ben_vulpes it's a Good Morning in America™
13:36 mircea_popescu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dzSEenqc3w
13:36 assbot Iron Maiden - Holy Smoke - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yw03pT )
13:36 mircea_popescu !up gabriel_laddel
13:36 mircea_popescu you know you can assbot selfvoice ?
13:36 gabriel_laddel yeah
13:37 mircea_popescu "I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin, but I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in"
13:38 gabriel_laddel Any #-assets members who will admit to being a fan of supreme commander or total annihilation?
13:39 mircea_popescu total commander ?
13:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25700 @ 0.00049959 = 12.8395 BTC [+] {2}
13:39 ben_vulpes supreme annihilation's a pretty fun game
13:39 ben_vulpes need the right partners tho
13:40 * ben_vulpes eyes p. bahaha
13:40 ben_vulpes http://trilema.com/2015/open-deed-system-for-bitcoin-assets/ << wish i had time for this one
13:40 assbot [OPEN] Deed system for #bitcoin-assets pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yw0HUh )
13:40 mircea_popescu actually the supreme commander thing looks pretty slick.
13:40 gabriel_laddel mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mZZiI4ShQ
13:40 assbot Total Annihilation Intro (brighter) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yw0IaT )
13:40 mircea_popescu somehow i've never played either.
13:43 gabriel_laddel they're in the same vein of games such as diablo I&II, baulders gate, path of exile etc. Not in terms of gameplay, but overall attention to detail and cohesive structure.
13:44 mircea_popescu !up Tykling
13:45 mircea_popescu they look more like tower defense / dune2 sort of thing to me /
13:45 mircea_popescu baldur's gate btw!
13:47 gabriel_laddel oh ty.
13:48 undata ben_vulpes: we have a buddy with an extensible IRC bot; how's that raw tx backport coming?
13:48 undata er archaeology and re-implementation
13:49 undata actually, it appears it would only have to be aware that a tx has occurred, not send any
13:51 ben_vulpes undata: if you're interested in implementing, talk to MP for the spec
13:51 ben_vulpes i don't really know how the transmission of btc is supposed to work for the thing
13:51 undata it'd be neat if the thing paid its own bills out of its fees on some btc vps
13:51 ben_vulpes probably want to decouple bot from funding actions
13:52 ben_vulpes anyways
13:52 ben_vulpes tx backport archaeology's an interesting thing
13:52 ben_vulpes i'm starting to see some of the rationale behind the wallet paradigm - creating transactions for signing requires being able to retrieve arbitrary transactions from the blockchain
13:52 danielpbarron i'd say TA is more like starcraft
13:53 ben_vulpes far easier for the people working on it at the time to make some silly assumptions about what txns a user would want to sign, and then keep those txns on hand
13:53 ben_vulpes creating a raw transaction requires having the previous transaction in hand in full at runtime, so as to extract the pubkey from the previous transaction
13:54 ben_vulpes while this isn't *strictly* necessary, it's how things work now.
13:54 ben_vulpes i don't know that a bitcoind would be able to verify a transaction without access to the full inputs
13:55 danielpbarron i thought all you need to know is the tx id of the outputs you want to use, the private keys of the coresponding addresses, a destination, and an amount
13:55 ben_vulpes to use the modern txn api, yeah
13:56 ben_vulpes but!
13:56 ben_vulpes to verify that you've created a valid transaction, you have to have the entirety of the previous output on hand to examine the public key
13:57 ben_vulpes otherwise you just sign hash of txn, index in txn, and have no way to double check that you produced a valid signature corresponding to the pubkey to which those funds were transmitted originally.
13:57 ben_vulpes danielpbarron: make sense?
13:58 ben_vulpes (one can sign anything at any time - that's not the problem. the problems crop up in a) knowing the sigs are valid and b) the multi-input, multi-privkey transaction generation use-case: how am i to know which privkeys are to be used to sign which inputs, and furthermore [and somewhat recursively] how do i know those signatures to be valid?)
13:58 danielpbarron what are you signing it with?
13:59 ben_vulpes a user-supplied privkey.
13:59 danielpbarron the one that goes with the pubkey of the output right/
13:59 ben_vulpes sure
13:59 ben_vulpes how do i get the pubkey for a given output?
14:00 ben_vulpes say i have the transaction hash (aka txid) and output index - how do i get the pubkey those coins were sent to?
14:00 danielpbarron this is for deedbot right? don't you already know what the last pubkey was?
14:00 ben_vulpes no no no
14:00 ben_vulpes raw transactions
14:01 ben_vulpes *entirely* different project
14:01 danielpbarron oh well yeah you need to know the whole blockchain to verify a tx in that case
14:02 danielpbarron i tried to make a raw tx once, got rejected by my own node for having too small a fee
14:02 asciilifeform sorta the point of having blockchain, no ?
14:03 ben_vulpes "whole blockchain" << and more specifically, a trivial lookup of txids
14:04 asciilifeform ben_vulpes: iirc, i did mention 'can pull up arbitrary tx' as part of what a 'whole bitcoin node' has to do
14:04 asciilifeform perhaps i should have given more proof
14:04 * asciilifeform lazy
14:05 * ben_vulpes pissing on fences
14:05 asciilifeform ben_vulpes not dead, therefore grew stronger
14:05 ben_vulpes learned some
14:06 ben_vulpes brain now contains c++, not sure if improvement
14:06 asciilifeform at any rate, there is really no way to understand the thing other than - reading it
14:06 asciilifeform however unpleasant
14:06 ben_vulpes <danielpbarron> i tried to make a raw tx once, got rejected by my own node for having too small a fee << heinous
14:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52300 @ 0.00050221 = 26.2656 BTC [+] {3}
14:21 davout danielpbarron: iirc with the raw tx thing you can send zero fees without problem, there's however a safeguard against sending a massive fee
14:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.125 = 1.125 BTC [-]
14:47 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes> danielpbarron: make sense? << yes, that's what that is.
~ 19 minutes ~
15:06 davout https://github.com/cinchrb/cinch/commit/496f026439ab6c421ac229a34246bf26f2b4daa6 <<< feminists...
15:06 assbot Remove gender specific language · 496f026 · cinchrb/cinch · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1CaWc2h )
15:10 undata davout: it's ruby; let them have it
15:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55900 @ 0.00048731 = 27.2406 BTC [-] {2}
15:13 davout undata: i like ruby :)
15:15 undata eh alright
15:23 ben_vulpes nevermind that them/their is actually incorrect grammar if not used in reference to more than one person
15:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45900 @ 0.00048471 = 22.2482 BTC [-] {2}
15:27 davout ben_vulpes: wasn't sure about that, I assumed a weakness in my own english since no one brought that up, but it did sound slightly weird, thanks for clearing it up!
15:31 Apocalyptic looks like a valid "singular they" to me, "valid" in the grammatical sense
15:33 ben_vulpes it's only ever pushed by "anti sexists"
15:34 ben_vulpes as a valid construct.
15:34 ben_vulpes a plural cannot by definition be a singular thing.
15:34 ben_vulpes if you don't know the gender, say "his or her"
15:34 ben_vulpes "their" implies more than one party.
15:36 punkman it works :)
15:37 punkman http://i.imgur.com/Pg5CRSB.png
15:37 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1ud5dqR )
15:38 punkman ben_vulpes, I think "their/they" was being used long before the queers adopted it
15:40 ben_vulpes "pushed by" not "initiated by". furthermore, doesn't make the usage somehow acceptable.
15:41 ben_vulpes not that anyone should expect a "developer" to understand how to write english well - it's hard and takes a lot of dedicated study.
15:41 ben_vulpes as someone somewhere once said "i don't hire developers who spell well, i hire developers who mispell consistently."
15:43 asciilifeform it's hard and takes a lot of dedicated study << only for folks who do not read for pleasure in the particular language.
15:43 kakobrekla fuck i read
15:43 kakobrekla and i like it
15:43 kakobrekla still spell for shit
15:43 kakobrekla spill i mean
15:44 kakobrekla peal
15:44 kakobrekla speal
15:46 davout kakobrekla: would it be hard to make links such as w.b-a.link/trust/7C1FBEC924FBD66531A02AE3F95E4E395927DC9C/291237F37A2C023CADBED52513288EAB01713428/json work with keyids as well as fingerprints?
15:46 kakobrekla keyids are evil
15:47 davout yea, i was reading gpg's rfc yesterday and found out that they aren't supposed to be relied upon for unicity
15:47 * kakobrekla has nfi why nano keeps keyid field in his db
15:48 davout thing is, i was also reading mp's deedbot spec, the part i was wondering about was the "extract keyid from signed message, and use it in w.b-a.link URL"
15:48 kakobrekla replace keyid with fp ?
15:48 davout kakobrekla: "nfi why nano keeps keyid field in his db" <<< if you keep the fingerprint you're automatically keeping the key id as far as i understand since the key id is simply the second half of the fpr
15:49 kakobrekla last 16 chars iirc
15:49 kakobrekla out of 40
15:49 davout "replace keyid with fp ?" <<< sure, but how do i get the fpr from a signed message? gpg -v -v will just return the key id
15:50 kakobrekla --fingerprint ?
15:51 davout that would work when listing keys, i can't seem to get it work when piping a clearsigned msg to "gpg -v -v --fingerprint"
15:52 punkman --with-fingerprint maybe
15:52 davout s/it xork/it to work/
15:52 davout derp
15:52 kakobrekla cunt spill fer shut!
15:52 undata ben_vulpes: them being the feminists you pedant
15:52 undata :p
15:53 kakobrekla davout idk worst case some awk and pipes ?
15:53 undata ben_vulpes: hah oh the commit
15:53 undata carry on then
15:54 davout punkman: doth not work
15:54 undata as for english as I delve into a few other languages on duolingo I find my native tongue ever more horrifying
15:54 undata a shantytown cobbled together with the leftovers of other cultures
15:54 davout if i don't have the key in my own keyring it doesn't seem possible to extract the fingerprint from a signed message
15:54 undata however thouse german articles are going to do me in
15:55 kakobrekla davout you can search keyserver perhps, but starting the search wherever with keyid instead of fp is not best idea
15:56 Apocalyptic davout, yeah but anyway you would have the key in your keyring since you have to validate the sig
15:56 Apocalyptic so this is a false problem
15:56 davout it's always possible to query gribble to get the mapping, but that seems... suboptimal
15:56 punkman davout, there is some combination of options that will do it for sure, you can look in python-gnupg
15:56 kakobrekla the point is MAPPING is bad
15:56 undata davout: you're not going to write it in ruby are you?
15:56 undata pls no
15:56 davout Apocalyptic: "you have to validate the sig" <<< no i don't think so
15:56 kakobrekla doesnt matter WHERE you do it
15:56 undata I've got a friend with a decent golang bot on github
15:57 kakobrekla lol
15:57 Apocalyptic davout, wait, so you're going to publish the deed without checking the signature is legit ?
15:57 davout Apocalyptic: yeah, i think mp mentioned somewhere that verifying the sig is not necessary
15:57 Apocalyptic oh ok
15:58 * undata considers the silence an affirmative...
15:58 punkman pretty sure it has to be verified
15:58 davout kakobrekla: i agree, it's bad if you rely on keyids to actually identify the key, but if you output the actual full fingerprints in the returned json one can make an educated choice
15:58 davout punkman: mebbe i'm wrong here, lemme try and find a reference
15:58 Apocalyptic sounds to me like a dubious choice but heh, if mp sez so
15:59 Apocalyptic I can see a quite unpleasant spam attack otherwise
15:59 kakobrekla which json is that ?
16:00 davout punkman Apocalyptic http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-08-2014#815284
16:00 assbot Logged on 30-08-2014 00:59:50; mircea_popescu: this way you don't have to keep updated keyrings locally or verify signatures in any wya
16:00 kakobrekla you mean you input keyid and i output fp
16:00 kakobrekla you still need to check i didnt give you garbage no
16:00 davout yeah, i put fpr or keyid in url, you spit out the fpr, actually no that's dumb
16:00 undata https://github.com/kyleterry/tenyks << use this
16:00 assbot kyleterry/tenyks · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1ud8k1W )
16:01 davout lemme think moar
16:01 kakobrekla undata is it decoupled?
16:01 undata yeah
16:01 undata you'd write the deed bit as a plugin
16:02 kakobrekla not what i mean
16:02 punkman as a reminder, code is here https://github.com/extempore/deedbundler
16:02 assbot extempore/deedbundler · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1ud8wOD )
16:02 punkman (some updates and docs coming in next couple days)
16:03 kakobrekla decoupled bot means that the connection process is seperate from all others
16:03 davout what *is* specified is that the bot must verify that the signer has L1/L2 assbot trust, looks like this can't be verified correctly without either relying on a keyid as an actual key unique identifier OR keeping a synchronized keyring and actually verifying the signature
16:03 undata kakobrekla: yes, that's what I meant
16:03 undata the networking core is one thing, and plugins communicate with that over redis
16:04 undata plugins can be started and stopped independently of the core
16:04 kakobrekla redis eh
16:04 punkman kakobrekla: can haz asswot dump?
16:04 * kakobrekla will one day recode assbot with zmq
16:04 kakobrekla punkman ill set up a daily dump to files.b-a
16:05 punkman kewl
16:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25000 @ 0.00049101 = 12.2753 BTC [+]
16:10 Apocalyptic davout, so you're taking the deedbot project ?
16:12 undata to summarize what's desired, the bot accepts signed documents from wot members in good standing only, publishes them by burning a small amount of btc and uploading to a site?
16:12 davout Apocalyptic: i've started poking at it yep
16:13 davout undata: it doesn't burn the bitcoins
16:13 davout other than that your understanding seems correct to me
16:13 undata ah you're right
16:13 undata the hash is the privkey
16:13 undata derp
16:14 undata seems like the parties wishing to publish should provide coin to the deedbot operator
16:14 davout not really sure why it has to be restricted to asseteers but w/e
16:14 undata davout: the deeds are presumably for business arrangements
16:14 undata the wot is an excellent tool for making good decisions about establishing those
16:15 davout oh, and it's ppl who have L1/L2 trust from assbot, a subset from the wot members sez the spec
16:15 punkman ben_vulpes, this might be of interest http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-dev/logs/2015/01/14#l1421274866
16:15 assbot BitcoinStats ... ( http://bit.ly/1udaiPI )
16:16 davout undata: "the wot is an excellent tool for making good decisions about establishing those" <<< sure, but i'm not sure why the notarization *tool* would enforce that, i defo don't feel strongly enough about it to argue the point either way
16:16 undata davout: not my rationale; speculating on what it might be
16:17 Apocalyptic davout, re "looks like this can't be verified correctly without either relying on a keyid as an actual key unique identifier OR keeping a synchronized keyring and actually verifying the signature" I suspect there actually is, playing with the source atm
16:20 Apocalyptic grep "get_short_fingerprint" in verify.c and see the related call get_fingerprint_hexstring() which supposedly could get the full fp
16:20 davout Apocalyptic: looking at the rfc to see the clearsigned message structure
16:24 davout Apocalyptic: RFC 5.2.2 sez a signature packet contains "Eight-octet Key ID of signer"
16:25 Apocalyptic then it's settled I guess
16:26 kakobrekla basically it says you are fucked
16:26 davout o/
16:26 davout pretty much
16:27 davout so basically the options are
16:27 scoopbot New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/british-bankers-association-bitcoin-a-threat-to-sterling-may-aid-terrorists/
16:28 davout - alter spec and add a gribble dependency
16:28 Apocalyptic I wonder what the behaviour is if you have two pubkeys in your keyring with the same eight bytes key id and you're trying to verify a message
16:28 davout - maintain a full asswot keyring on deedbot's server
16:28 davout - not give a fuck about who signed a to-be-notarized blob
16:29 punkman Apocalyptic: you can find keys with keyid collisions here https://github.com/coruus/cooperpair
16:29 assbot coruus/cooperpair · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1udc43q )
16:29 davout - allow unsigned blobs to be notarized
16:29 Apocalyptic the second seems like a reasonable choice
16:30 davout - the last option is kakobrekla getting some moar work
16:30 Apocalyptic punkman, thanks for the link, but I mean that there should be something in the clearsigned message structures that clearly identifies the key that produced it
16:30 punkman I think there is, but not 100% sure
16:30 davout well, apparently not
16:30 Apocalyptic well according to what davout said there is just the 8 bytes
16:31 Apocalyptic which is clearly not a canonical identification
16:31 Apocalyptic I confess that surprises me, had imagined the full fp would be somewhere
16:32 davout looked at version 3 signature packets, mebbe version 4 includes them
16:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 175 @ 0.00651001 = 1.1393 BTC [+]
16:40 davout the version 4 signature subpacket spec isn't that clear to me, maybe asciilifeform has some insight
16:41 davout kakobrekla: is there a way to easily get an array of asswotted fingerprints?
16:41 punkman dabout, just tested it http://dpaste.com/3PDW8YM
16:41 assbot dpaste: 3PDW8YM ... ( http://bit.ly/1uddP0x )
16:41 kakobrekla daiily db dump?
16:42 davout punkman: well, you're requesting a public key, so of course it works :-)
16:43 undata the dump seems like the most straightforward thing to me
16:43 undata signed by kakobrekla of course
16:44 davout kakobrekla: if a 24h delay between asswot registration and ability to notarize is acceptable that would work
16:45 davout it still boils down to a fpr <-> keyid mapping tho, not that this is evil _for this particular purpose_ but still
16:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26850 @ 0.00049379 = 13.2583 BTC [+] {2}
16:45 kakobrekla the problem with signing that dump is automation and keeping the key on boxen
16:46 davout kakobrekla: tbh if verifying the signature on notarized data is not considered necessary i don't think it's a big issue if the dump is unsigned
16:46 punkman davout: you are right, doesn't work with clearsigned message
16:46 undata why is it not necessary to verify signatures before notarizing?
16:47 punkman so I guess v4 sigs don't have fingerprints either
16:47 davout but if you'd be ok with having some API call simply return the array of fingerprints in realtime, that'd be the easiest deedbot-wise :D
16:48 undata davout: isn't the whole point of a notary verifying the identities of the parties involved then verifying that an agreement has taken place?
16:48 undata or have I missed something
16:48 davout undata: i didn't spec it, ask mp for the rationale -> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-08-2014#815284
16:48 assbot Logged on 30-08-2014 00:59:50; mircea_popescu: this way you don't have to keep updated keyrings locally or verify signatures in any wya
16:49 davout undata: the notary doesn't enforce the agreement so why bother verifying the signature at all
16:49 undata well he's saying ask gribble
16:49 undata that makes sense
16:50 davout for all i care the bot could hang out in -assets, and notarize whatever is asked from whoever has voice, sounds like the simplest straight-to-the-point approach to me
16:50 undata I don't like it
16:50 davout well, let's light some jasmine candles and talk about our feelings then
16:51 undata so you're going to rely on the IRC protocol and not gpg?
16:51 undata the fuck is the point of even having gpg involved then?
16:51 undata and how does one move the process to another protocol later
16:51 undata that's dumb
16:53 davout because the notary doesn't enforce or verify anything, just certifies that something existed at some point of time
16:53 undata surely one can do better than stamping any turd that comes along
16:53 undata anyhow do it your way
16:53 undata I'm hacking on it as well
16:54 davout lol
16:55 davout the thing is that, whatever turd comes along is necessarily given by someone who has voice in assets, so by very definition, not a turd
16:55 undata davout: because no one ever once was opped in a chan that shouldn't have been
16:55 undata use your head.
16:56 davout meh, it's not like that person could steal stuff or anything
16:57 undata says the bridge builder to the parties on either side "eh, fuck it, whatever"
16:57 davout i mean, even in that case, what's the worst that could happen? specifically?
16:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3596 @ 0.00068279 = 2.4553 BTC [-] {12}
17:01 undata davout: a notary is not just a person with a clock and eyes
17:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 3933 @ 0.0006596 = 2.5942 BTC [-] {21}
17:01 undata part of the service is actually having an idea of what has transpired, sort of renting out your good name
17:02 undata ? and ? did *whatever*
17:02 undata ^not a valuable service
17:02 undata or I'll go sit on a park bench and call myself a notary
17:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1925 @ 0.00063202 = 1.2166 BTC [-] {2}
17:04 davout look, there is a reason it's called deedbot, and not notarybot, it's none of deedbot's business to know what happened, for all you know the notarized stuff could perfectly be encrypted
17:04 davout what then? you refuse to process it?
17:04 undata two parties presented themselves to me and both said "I agree to whatevers in this blob"
17:05 undata I have witnessed that fact and I sign and note the time
17:05 undata yes that's fine
17:05 davout that's not what tell you, they tell you 'this blob existed at that point of time, what's in it is none of your business'
17:06 undata agreeing it existed is an agreement...
17:06 undata you are being dense; go hack
17:06 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27509 @ 0.00049673 = 13.6645 BTC [+]
17:07 undata whether it says inside "A owes B his kidney" or "The sky is blue" both can be held to account that they have made the utterance by the existince of the thing
17:07 undata less so if the witness did not bother to verify identity
17:10 davout the point is to timestamp stuff, not hold anyone accountable to anybody other than by the actual parties to the contract, what's so hard about that?
17:11 undata no, it's to timestamp that an agreement occurred between two identified parties
17:11 undata I'm done arguing
17:12 davout lol, where does the spec even mention a second party?
17:12 undata davout: why are they published?
17:12 davout lol yes
17:12 undata ... that's not an answer to my question
17:12 undata why does one publish the signed blobs
17:12 undata what's the point of that? in human terms?
17:13 davout umm... to timestamp them
17:13 undata god you're dumb
17:13 undata davout: what is the point of publishing a scientific work in a credible journal?
17:14 davout i think we should've stuck to lighting these jasmine candles :-)
17:15 undata davout: lest you have to think about anything other than rubbing some ruby together
17:15 undata the reputation of the orifice matters and is maintained by not shoveling shit out into the public forum
17:18 davout ...
17:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8391 @ 0.00049623 = 4.1639 BTC [-]
17:22 undata davout: surely you understand that the wot quantifies what a deed may provide historicity
17:23 undata say you and I make an agreement and you fail to execute your side
17:23 undata I negrate you
17:23 undata doesn't our agreement being public and with firm verification of identity bolster my claim among peers that you're a knucklehead?
17:33 asciilifeform davout: the version 4 signature subpacket spec << what do you want to know about it ?
17:33 asciilifeform davout: https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc4880
17:33 assbot RFC 4880 - OpenPGP Message Format ... ( http://bit.ly/1CAOiOa )
17:34 davout asciilifeform: yeah, that's what i was reading, it mentions user ids in the subpackets spec, but i'm unsure whether that includes an actual key fingerprint, i tend to understand that it doesn't
17:35 davout (pretty interesting read btw)
17:35 asciilifeform davout: nope. key id.
17:36 kakobrekla any good reason for this ?
17:36 asciilifeform kakobrekla: none afaik. the standard simply sucks.
17:37 kakobrekla i was afraid you gonna say that.
17:37 davout lol
17:37 asciilifeform 'it saves a few bytes' probably sounded like 'good reason' to the authors.
17:38 kakobrekla nsa only has so much disk space.
17:38 asciilifeform or, alternatively, like the choice of 'aes' over the stronger but 'slower' 'serpent' cipher, it was merely orders from lizardhitler.
17:38 davout "Implementations SHOULD NOT assume that Key IDs are unique", so let's just include that in the signature packet. derp
17:39 asciilifeform davout: a little subtler than that. the original assumption was that you would only ever verify sigs from folks you had a proper key party with
17:39 asciilifeform and hence have a reasonably confident idea of genuine key for.
17:39 davout which makes sense
17:40 asciilifeform hence the 'key id' was meant as merely a soft handle to quickly pick out the right pubkey.
17:40 kakobrekla fuckin key party and assumption of socialization
17:40 asciilifeform rather than something to resist attack of any kind
17:41 asciilifeform original pgp was not an apparatus for one-off deals with strangers, but something to use between friends, as i understand.
17:41 davout and i guess even in the case of a keyid collision that has no impact on actual signature verification
17:41 asciilifeform davout: correct
17:42 asciilifeform davout: assuming it was an accidental collision, and that you have not entered a properly, maliciously crafted pubkey into your keychain that it -will- verify with
17:42 asciilifeform if that makes sense
17:42 asciilifeform the keychain thing nicely parallels ben_vulpes's discussion re: bitcoind wallets
17:43 asciilifeform if it seems asinine, it is because it was designed for a certain pattern of use, which does not apply now.
17:43 davout that doesn't make much sense to me, how would a maliciously crafted pubkey even verify the signature?
17:43 asciilifeform davout: only if the signature was in fact made with evilkey
17:44 asciilifeform davout: picture if you were trying to pass a document off as having been signed by X. you generate a key with the correct name, etc. and colliding keyid, then try to pass it off as the genuine article; then, when chumps swallow it, sign with it
17:44 asciilifeform and naturally the sigs will verify
17:45 asciilifeform this is considerably harder (in practice, likely impossible) with fp instead of id
17:46 asciilifeform but rfc4880 does not specify that fp ought to be embedded in sigs.
17:46 asciilifeform and so they weren't.
17:46 asciilifeform hence this thread.
17:48 davout the signature verification would in this case (assuming both keys are in the keyring) yield both a pass and a fail, right?
17:49 davout ;;calc 2^64
17:49 gribble Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.
17:49 davout ;;calc 2**64
17:49 gribble 18446744073709551616
17:49 davout that would be the number of distinct keyids, not sure how practically feasible it would be to bruteforce a collision
17:53 Apocalyptic 2**64 is well within reach of a supercomputer
17:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35709 @ 0.00050049 = 17.872 BTC [+]
17:55 Apocalyptic just take the bitcoin network, it performs 2**64 hashes in 60 seconds at current hashrate if I'm not mistaken
17:56 davout i see
17:56 Apocalyptic and that's just for a preimage, if you want a collision the birthday paradox will tell you that you need much less than that
17:57 ben_vulpes <kakobrekla> [] fuckin key party and assumption of socialization << another kakobrekla line worth reposting
17:57 davout well, if you want to pull off an attack on someone you'll want to get a collision with a specific key id
18:01 punkman davout, see cooper-pair link, has various PoCs
18:01 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11847 @ 0.00048378 = 5.7313 BTC [-]
18:01 davout !s cooper-pair
18:01 assbot 0 results for 'cooper-pair' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=cooper-pair
18:03 Apocalyptic http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/01/16/obama-sides-with-cameron-in-encryption-fight/ // to paraphrase ascii, mega-lol
18:03 assbot Obama Sides with Cameron in Encryption Fight - Digits - WSJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1CASWeV )
18:09 asciilifeform Apocalyptic: 'key escrow' crapolade went out with the first clinton presidency, will probably return with the second.
18:10 asciilifeform (third)
18:12 Apocalyptic can't wait
18:16 davout "sure you can escrow my key, wanna make sure it's mine? just check the keyid"
18:16 undata asciilifeform: after the next attack they'll ram all kind of laws through around weakining crypto
18:16 undata *ening
18:17 undata because terrorists can't find an old copy of gpg?
18:18 asciilifeform undata: at some point it will be forbidden in usa to sell or even own a computer which can meaningfully run classic gpg
18:19 asciilifeform this is a considerably less-fantastic scenario than it would have appeared to be in the '90s, because of the 'nintendoization' of computing. gpg simply won't appear in the apple and microshit 'app stores' and thereby vanish
18:19 nanotube kakobrekla: i have no idea why i keep keyid as a separate column in db either. probably something grandfathered in...
18:20 kakobrekla :)
18:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37900 @ 0.0004938 = 18.715 BTC [+] {2}
18:29 undata asciilifeform: not far-fetched at all
18:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9154 @ 0.00048378 = 4.4285 BTC [-]
18:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8507 @ 0.00050465 = 4.2931 BTC [+] {3}
18:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65131 @ 0.00048038 = 31.2876 BTC [-] {2}
19:06 mircea_popescu http://36.media.tumblr.com/1cc9a5d0cfe50e3ab506233f9f113a82/tumblr_mksvh7tuk11rl0d0yo1_500.jpg lllllllava lamp
19:06 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1sNeXqI )
19:08 mircea_popescu davout everyone can now be a "developer". even idiots.
19:09 PeterL even me :)
19:09 davout mircea_popescu: o hey, what are you referring to?
19:10 mircea_popescu the "o look mom, i made a github commit. it changes the spelling of comments" thing
19:10 mircea_popescu PeterL there's a difference between the innocent and the stupid.
19:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22950 @ 0.00050894 = 11.6802 BTC [+] {2}
19:10 PeterL wait, which am I?
19:10 davout ah, yea lol, i had a look to see if this chick had any other commits on the project, seems like it's her sole 'contribution' to the whole thing
19:11 mircea_popescu davout no matter, "core contributor" nao.
19:11 mircea_popescu whole slew of these, the cleaning lady wants to be "part of the team" nao.
19:11 davout by this account i'm a core contributor to bitcoin too, i reset testnet once, fuck it
19:11 mircea_popescu PeterL weren't you a biochemist by trade dabbling into code as a hobby recently ?
19:11 asciilifeform not cleaning lady. demented bomzh who breaks into the office and takes a shit in the coffee pot.
19:11 PeterL chemist, yes
19:11 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this is what us cleaning lady does.
19:12 mircea_popescu PeterL so you'd be the innocent.
19:12 mircea_popescu at least until proof to the contrary.
19:12 PeterL ok, I'll take that
19:12 mircea_popescu asciilifeform they don't have cleaning ladies in the classic sense, which is why conde nast is writing memos to the "journos" about keeping the place clean.
19:13 mircea_popescu apparently nobody heard of a "shut.the.fuck.up.and.hire.cleaning.crew.cheapskates."
19:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: what is this. every office park where i live has cleaners.
19:13 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 100% 'spanish'
19:13 mircea_popescu same here, but who the fuck knows what they do in the soviet republic of san francisco.
19:14 mircea_popescu yoga class, probably.
19:15 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: keyids are evil << yeh davout. stop thinking about short keyids bs.
19:15 davout well, i was just reading about them in the deedbot spec
19:15 davout i'll let you read the convo
19:16 mircea_popescu i just have.
19:16 mircea_popescu what do you mean gpg doesn't return them ?!
19:16 davout it does, it doesn't however return fingerprints
19:18 mircea_popescu ok but then gpg --fingerprint | grep "keid" ?
19:18 davout that implies you have the key in your keyring
19:18 mircea_popescu one more reason gpg has to be rewritten i guess.
19:18 mircea_popescu who the fuck did this i have nfi.
19:19 asciilifeform everybody here understands difference between how key id and fp are calculated ?
19:19 asciilifeform and yes, it's retarded
19:19 mircea_popescu ah it's there.
19:19 mircea_popescu nah nah.
19:20 mircea_popescu davout http://pastebin.com/66Cb1kbX
19:20 assbot $ gpg -v -v --with-fingerprint gpg: Go ahead and type your message ... -----BE - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1sNixkt )
19:20 davout asciilifeform: well, keyid is a part of the fpr afaik
19:21 mircea_popescu asciilifeform keyid is the last 16 chars of the 40 char fignerprint. and then there's an 8 char shit too. neither of these last two are any good, but hey, "usability". crap.
19:22 mircea_popescu https://evil32.com/examples.html for the innocents reading logs.
19:22 assbot Evil 32: Check Your GPG Fingerprints ... ( http://bit.ly/1sNj3PC )
19:23 mircea_popescu kakobrekla: the point is MAPPING is bad << he understands.
19:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8350 @ 0.0005114 = 4.2702 BTC [+] {2}
19:24 davout mircea_popescu: try with this guy -> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=bxxZyms9
19:24 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1sNjDNa )
19:24 Apocalyptic mircea, what is your pastebin supposed to show ?
19:24 davout if you don't have the key in your ring it won't know the fpr
19:24 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic the fingerprint, penultimate line.
19:25 undata davout is right
19:25 Apocalyptic it does show "Primary key fingerprint: 6160 E1CA C8A3 C529 66FD 7699 8A73 6F0E 2FB7 B452" because you have you own key in your keyring obviously
19:25 Apocalyptic go try it on a system you have no
19:25 Apocalyptic *not
19:25 mircea_popescu davout if you don';t have the key you can't verify signatures, dork!
19:25 davout lol, deedbot isn't supposed to verify sigs amirite
19:25 Apocalyptic well this was the whole point of the discussion
19:25 Apocalyptic and according to davout it's not supposed ot verify
19:25 undata ^ this enraged me
19:26 * undata is open to correction
19:26 davout i could tell
19:26 mircea_popescu well apparently it just became required to verify cause otherwise it can't talk to assbot.
19:26 mircea_popescu accidental spec!
19:27 davout mircea_popescu: with the fingerprint for a key it could simply do what you said wrt requesting trust data as a json blob from the w.b-a.link thing
19:27 davout s/for a key/for a sig/
19:27 mircea_popescu davout but assbot won't respond unless he queries by fingerprints.
19:27 davout yea that's the whole problem
19:27 mircea_popescu IF gpg doesn't put out full fingerprints for verified keys, then gpg is broken
19:28 mircea_popescu gpg: Signature made Sat 21 Aug 1999 07:04:31 PM ART using DSA key ID 8ACE3E79
19:28 mircea_popescu gpg: Can't check signature: public key not found
19:28 mircea_popescu myeah.
19:28 davout the crux is 'verified keys', if deedbot doesn't maintain a full keyring at all times it can't pull fingerprints
19:28 davout this sounds a bit overkill to me
19:28 mircea_popescu defo the gpg signature model is bad.
19:29 mircea_popescu feel free to fork and fix the gpg key verification process so it reports fingerpritns properly not wtf it's doing now.
19:29 davout gpg can't know the fpr for a key it doesn't have, the information isn't part of the signature packet
19:29 Apocalyptic mircea, note that neither the "-v" nor the "--with-fingerprint" flags are required to get the fingerprint line displayed
19:29 mircea_popescu who the fuck did thius.
19:30 Apocalyptic ^ I asked myself the same
19:30 davout see http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-01-2015#980997
19:30 assbot Logged on 17-01-2015 22:34:54; davout: asciilifeform: yeah, that's what i was reading, it mentions user ids in the subpackets spec, but i'm unsure whether that includes an actual key fingerprint, i tend to understand that it doesn't
19:30 * mircea_popescu rages
19:31 mircea_popescu dude rms, you saved 24 bytes aren't you a smart fucking cookie.
19:31 mircea_popescu davout only possible workaround seems keeping the lordship keys.
19:31 PeterL would it be hard to maintain a keyring with all us in it?
19:31 undata no
19:31 Apocalyptic that's what punkman's bot did afaik
19:31 mircea_popescu which i guess is not that bad, seeing how it also solves the problem of the untrustworthy pgp-sks etc
19:32 davout anyway, my point wrt to deedbot is that it's supposed to be used by ppl with L1/L2 trust, it doesn't need to check gpg signatures, so let anyone with +v in -assets use it, do away with the requirement that a keyid belonging to someone in assbot's wot be presented or maliciously hammered into the message
19:32 mircea_popescu so i guess ima have to modify the spec instead of finishing my "on terrorism' article.
19:32 mircea_popescu davout how do you propose to query assbot for l1/l2 inclusion ?
19:33 davout whoever has voice in -assets shall be deemed worthy to notarize
19:33 mircea_popescu derp.
19:33 mircea_popescu no, it's not ok to overload voice like that.
19:33 undata this was my entire rant
19:33 davout greatly simplifies the problem, don't see too much downside to it, and we're eventually moving to gossipd anyway
19:33 mircea_popescu i give voice to all the whores, not to mention all sorts of known usg agents
19:33 PeterL but you would still need keys to verify deed signatures?
19:33 undata why should gpg exist; irc is apparently all we ever needed
19:33 mircea_popescu PeterL original spec didn't call for that.
19:34 davout and notary would be connected through asswot's gossipd's node anyway
19:34 PeterL oh, do deeds even need to be gpg signed?
19:34 mircea_popescu davout undata gossipd can well be a year or two away.
19:34 mircea_popescu PeterL yes.
19:34 undata mircea_popescu: I am being facetious, and argued earlier for sig verification
19:34 davout let whores timestamp some blobs now and then i say
19:34 undata I'm hacking on something now, but will wait for an updated spec
19:34 PeterL why sign if you are not verifying?
19:34 mircea_popescu incoming.
19:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00050843 = 5.5419 BTC [-]
19:35 davout undata: you fail to comprehend that it's not deedbot's job to certify to a third party that the contract is signed by an identified party, gpg already does that
19:35 davout wrt to your earlier example of me scamming you, anybody can verify i signed the contract by using gpg itself
19:35 undata davout: its output should be the history of valid deeds, not "that which a rubber stamp has touched"
19:36 davout why the hell would it need deedbot to testify to that too ?
19:36 undata god... do the proceedings of court note that a pidgeon shat on the window?
19:36 davout that didn't parse
19:37 davout it did derp
19:37 undata have you ever been to a notary?
19:37 davout why do you absolutely want to shoehorn your conception of a notary into deedbot?
19:37 undata do you know what a deed is?
19:38 undata or why one has it observed by a 3rd party?
19:38 undata and signed as such
19:38 davout we don't need Z to witness that X and Y signed a contract together, because any party can and will use GPG
19:38 davout and properly verify that fact
19:39 davout why would Z's word add any value to the information GPG outputs?
19:39 punkman it doesn't really, but it's useful nonetheless
19:39 undata keeps the published bundles down to a size that is manageable
19:40 undata keeps it from being filled with useless crud with invalid sigs
19:40 davout wtf is this size bzns?
19:40 undata size for hands and eyeballs to verify
19:40 Apocalyptic <undata> keeps it from being filled with useless crud with invalid sigs << this sounds pretty reasonable
19:40 undata not disk space
19:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00050726 = 7.6596 BTC [-]
19:41 punkman davout, I'll just say that there were many cases with invalid signatures posted as deeds
19:41 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/open-deed-system-for-bitcoin-assets-updated/
19:41 assbot [OPEN] Deed system for #bitcoin-assets, updated. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1sNobmP )
19:42 davout the whole point here is to let ppl with L2/L1 trust timestamp stuff
19:43 davout and only them
19:43 mircea_popescu not and only them.
19:44 mircea_popescu the point is to let them create and let the whole world trust and be able to verify.
19:44 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/open-deed-system-for-bitcoin-assets-updated/
19:44 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/what-does-desperation-look-like/
19:45 mircea_popescu its point is enacting privilege, not segregation.
19:45 davout what is privilege if not the differentiation from the un-privileged?
19:46 undata mircea_popescu: I read the payment as coming from the party wanting a signature, not the bot?
19:46 undata or no
19:46 undata seems fair to me; pay per use
19:46 mircea_popescu undata no, payment comes from teh boty.
19:46 undata whyssat?
19:47 mircea_popescu but dun worry about it, i seeded the prev one an' ill seed this one too.
19:47 undata k
19:48 mircea_popescu davout it gotta be one way. if there's four people and they fuck in two subsets of twos, that's segregation. if there's one that fucks all other three but the rest only jack off, that's privilege.
19:49 davout i see
19:50 mircea_popescu is "and pushes it to public repositories" a point of contention ?
19:51 PeterL wouldn't keys already be public when registering with assbot?
19:51 davout mircea_popescu: well, now the bot needs a key too :-)
19:51 mircea_popescu PeterL idea kinda is to make a further record of people's sigs, help guard them against mitm and other nefariousness. but as davout points out, now the bot needs a key.
19:52 PeterL did it not have a key before?
19:52 mircea_popescu which makes shit more complicated. however, it also makes shit perhaps better defensible ? i dunno.
19:52 mircea_popescu nah.
19:52 davout i don't really see a use for that
19:53 davout and if the signature on the blob is required only for access control, maybe it's be better to leverage asswot's functionality directly
19:54 mircea_popescu davout nah, it's required for inclusion in bthe actual deed.
19:54 davout as in 'wanna timestamp some stuff? fine, verify with and otp"
19:54 mircea_popescu for later ppl to be able to verify at home.
19:58 davout say i want to timestamp a contract i made with someone also in the L2 group as nested clearsigns, i doesn't really matter which signature is checked by deedbot, right?
19:58 davout nah, scratch that
19:59 mircea_popescu it only checks outer.
19:59 davout yeah well, i wanted to point out that it didn't really prevent anyone from checking the inner sig at home
20:00 davout i just fail to see a good reason to make the signatures mandatory, outside of access control that is
20:01 mircea_popescu so that someone in 3714, with nothing but an inscription of deedbot's deeds, can verify our contracts just as well as we can.
20:01 mircea_popescu this is the point of notarization : making the acts of men equal to the acts of god.
20:02 asciilifeform unless key factored <= 3714
20:02 asciilifeform not god quite yet.
20:02 davout maybe we'll want to timestamp something else than contracts is what i'm thinking
20:02 mircea_popescu asciilifeform factorization trivially defeated by better key putting it into record :(
20:03 mircea_popescu :) i mean
20:03 asciilifeform gotta be alive to upgrade keys
20:03 asciilifeform ozymandias - won't.
20:03 PeterL you can timestamp whatever you want, as long as gpg signed first
20:04 davout that's how is spec'd yes :-)
20:05 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no but suppose your 4kb key is factorized. this matter is discovered by joe on june 19th, 3211. he signs, with his 64kb key, a note saying so.
20:06 mircea_popescu now, come 3714, it will be clear that uses ulterior to 3211 are null. but it will also be clear that uses prior to say, 3200 will still hold
20:06 mircea_popescu davout that's how it goes, why not.
20:06 asciilifeform well yes, in that case joe is, so to speak, trimming the weeds on your monument.
20:07 mircea_popescu yup
20:08 davout asciilifeform: also if you see a message signed with your key, and timestamped 200 years after your first timestamped message you can reasonably assumed it's been broken
20:08 asciilifeform davout: lol, but what kind of idiot would do that
20:09 davout say i timestamp sth in 2014
20:09 davout any timestamping after 2114 is null and void, problem solves itself
20:10 PeterL I don't suppose people pass keys down to their heirs?
20:11 undata davout: this business of making assumptions is not how it's done...
20:12 davout PeterL: well, sign something to this effect, otherwise timestamps are inherently suspicious, esp. if factorization is possible given state of current technology
20:12 davout *further timestamps
20:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51000 @ 0.00050035 = 25.5179 BTC [-] {2}
20:13 davout undata: which assumption are you referring to?
20:16 kakobrekla you are suppose to assume that
20:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.125 = 1.375 BTC [-]
20:30 mircea_popescu <PeterL> I don't suppose people pass keys down to their heirs? << people well might.
20:30 mircea_popescu what exactly is inheritance if not this, fundamentally, inheriting father's FIRM. ie, signature.
20:32 asciilifeform nope.
20:32 asciilifeform in the case of pgp key, it's rather like, in the worst case, time travel.
20:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00050949 = 8.8651 BTC [+] {3}
20:33 asciilifeform dead pope's seal is broken for a reason.
20:33 asciilifeform granted, not everyone is a pope.
20:34 undata asciilifeform: still seems father would sign a public statement granting his possessions to a son
20:34 mircea_popescu a complicated matter.
20:34 asciilifeform sure. but he does not give him the ability to retroactively emulate him
20:34 undata asciilifeform: I was agreeing :)
20:34 asciilifeform father might want to bind the son into some sort of 'dead hand' arrangement
20:35 mircea_popescu father generally does, for "son's own good".
20:41 asciilifeform if son inherits signature, he can possibly unbind himself.
20:42 asciilifeform or worse
20:42 asciilifeform (crap all over father's posthumous good name by forging past xxxxx)
20:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26898 @ 0.00049826 = 13.4022 BTC [-]
20:42 mircea_popescu !up BayAreaCoins
20:42 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you can't forge past because you can' register old deeds.
20:42 mircea_popescu and you can retire a key any time you feel like.
20:43 asciilifeform this assumes a universally agreed upon timestamp mechanism, yes.
20:43 asciilifeform if there isn't one - can forge.
20:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes, the notary blockchain stamping mechanism.
20:45 mircea_popescu quite universal.
20:48 kakobrekla !s dual ec drbg
20:48 assbot 3 results for 'dual ec drbg' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=dual+ec+drbg
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21:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6902 @ 0.00049826 = 3.439 BTC [-]
21:35 undata mircea_popescu: I get "No data" from the link in your spec article, and when I substitute my key's fingerprint
21:35 scoopbot New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/on-terrorism/
21:39 mircea_popescu undata lessee
21:40 mircea_popescu w.b-a.link/trust/7C1FBEC924FBD66531A02AE3F95E4E395927DC9C/FC66C0C5D98C42A1D4A98B6B42F9985AFAB953C4/json
21:40 mircea_popescu http://w.b-a.link/trust/7C1FBEC924FBD66531A02AE3F95E4E395927DC9C/FC66C0C5D98C42A1D4A98B6B42F9985AFAB953C4/json
21:40 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1yrC7W6 )
21:40 mircea_popescu i r see json.
21:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61600 @ 0.0005047 = 31.0895 BTC [+] {3}
21:43 undata mircea_popescu: ah right, two parameters makes sense; the article has one
21:43 undata the spec intends assbots fingerprint is one param?
21:43 mircea_popescu you're supposed to replace the other one with the key you're looking for
21:44 undata mircea_popescu: ty
21:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: re: 'terrorism' article: where would you place osman empire on the 'law/terror' map?
22:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 67400 @ 0.00048005 = 32.3554 BTC [-] {3}
22:12 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00047837 = 7.4626 BTC [-]
22:25 cazalla rate Rozal -3 threatened to rate me -10 because he doesn't understand how the WoT actually works, see http://pastebin.com/PABNbsex for conversation, offered to then pay me to remove the -1 earning him a -3
22:25 assbot <Rozal> h <Rozal> hi <Rozal> i hate people who abuse the rating system <Rozal - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1yb2vBD )
22:26 cazalla ah, clearly i gots to learn the new assbot rules, been a little busy
22:26 kakobrekla put ! in front
22:26 cazalla oh, that's right :) all good, did it in pm now
22:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51166 @ 0.00047822 = 24.4686 BTC [-] {2}
22:31 asciilifeform http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/new-snowden-docs-indicate-scope-of-nsa-preparations-for-cyber-battle-a-1013409.html << arguably the first genuinely interesting snowdenism. with actual crapware samples, protocol docs.
22:31 assbot New Snowden Docs Indicate Scope of NSA Preparations for Cyber Battle - SPIEGEL ONLINE ... ( http://bit.ly/1yb3amC )
22:31 asciilifeform and a few lists of pwned hardware.
22:43 decimation asciilifeform: one wonders how much of this kind of thing he has left in 'reserve'
22:43 PeterL and is it just going to get juicier as time goes on?
22:45 decimation actually the 'bios erasure' thing calls to mind this news story back in 2013
22:45 decimation http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/16/nsa_alleges_bios_plot_to_destroy_pcs/
22:45 assbot NSA alleges 'BIOS plot to destroy PCs' • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1yb55rb )
22:45 asciilifeform erasure's a snore.
22:45 asciilifeform any idiot can erase.
22:48 decimation asciilifeform: right, but it is amusing to look at the sudden panic over 'evil foreign erasure virus' when that's exactly what they have been working on (apparently)
23:00 decimation http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/16/obama_and_cameron_cybersecurity_partnership/ < "The President acknowledged concerns that encryption technology may make intelligence-gathering efforts more difficult, saying, "If we get into a situation which the technologies do not allow us at all to track somebody we're confident is a terrorist … and despite knowing that information, despite having a phone number or a social-media address
23:00 assbot Prez Obama snubs UK PM's tough anti-encryption crusade at White House meet • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/15lD4SF )
23:00 decimation or email address, that we can't penetrate that, that's a problem.""
23:07 asciilifeform also expect to read volumes in the next few weeks in crapmedia re: the 'openssh backdoor'
23:08 asciilifeform (which is actually a pedestrian doctored build)
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23:27 mircea_popescu asciilifeform quite lawful.
23:27 mircea_popescu it prevented the middle east issues for well over 5 centuries.
23:28 mircea_popescu thus accomplishing more than western europe + north america, by a damned sight.
23:28 asciilifeform wai wat
23:28 mircea_popescu yeah.
23:28 mircea_popescu whenever people like taleb think of peace in their homeland,
23:29 mircea_popescu they're really thinking of something that was utopia pre and probably post osmanli.
23:29 asciilifeform aha that
23:29 asciilifeform forgot, for a min, what the original question was
23:29 asciilifeform a little mindfuck.
23:29 mircea_popescu osmanlı
23:29 asciilifeform (bios diddlers kept the piece in mid. east...)
23:29 mircea_popescu lol
23:29 asciilifeform *peace
23:30 mircea_popescu piece even better
23:30 * asciilifeform has been at the console for too long, he thought
23:31 * asciilifeform spend ~2h today haggling with a door-to-door flunkie from his isp, which recently hauled in extra fiber & is trying to upsell folks
23:32 mircea_popescu so how much did you make haggling ?
23:32 asciilifeform zip. sc4mz0rz.
23:32 * undata is in progress haggling a new computer out of lenovo
23:32 asciilifeform all the 'gr34t n3w d34lzz' were for buyers of tv & phone service.
23:32 mircea_popescu cazalla you aware that pastie ends in sex ?
23:32 decimation asciilifeform: verizon 'fios'?
23:32 asciilifeform decimation: aha. the very same
23:32 undata asciilifeform: I'd not mind if you hurried up making a computer that works for me :D
23:32 asciilifeform ubiquitous on u.s. east coast
23:33 decimation did you ask him who had to pay for the backup UPS
23:33 asciilifeform which ups
23:33 asciilifeform there's two, theirs & yours
23:33 cazalla mircea_popescu, anything that's good, does
23:33 decimation my understanding is that verzion 'gives' you an ups that you must maintain
23:33 asciilifeform decimation: the customer-ended one comes with the box
23:33 asciilifeform aha
23:33 decimation right, but who replaces the inevitable dead battery?
23:33 asciilifeform the subscriber
23:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57750 @ 0.0004784 = 27.6276 BTC [+] {2}
23:34 decimation in the past, with copper, this was the phone company's responsibility
23:34 asciilifeform when i got the building there wasn't even a battery.
23:34 asciilifeform decimation: aha because there was no battery on subscriber premises in the copper era. unless he owned one.
23:34 decimation precisely
23:34 asciilifeform for what it's worth, i have the damned thing plugged into a monster 'liebert' doubleconverter along with the rest of the orchestra.
23:35 mircea_popescu uh i never had this ? wut are you talking about ?!
23:35 decimation I've heard that once verzion runs fiber to your premises, they typically take the time to rip out the old copper wire
23:35 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: large telco where i live.
23:35 mircea_popescu ok but what battery ?
23:35 decimation because they don't want to be held to 'common carrier' standards of common access and maintenance
23:35 asciilifeform decimation: aha. there was a rat's nest of mangled copper when i got to it.
23:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: the particular telco's optical terminal chest comes with a battery. and lusers whine interminably that 'why do i have to replace this battery every year, i w4ntz fr3333 stuff'
23:36 mircea_popescu cazalla eh, i'd say let the noob be.
23:36 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this is weird. in romania they keep the end battery on the pole next to you
23:36 mircea_popescu it doesn't have to be ON THE EXACT END
23:37 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: here the pole also has a battery, for the telco routers. but the house optical chest has another. this is actually on account of an ancient law that proclaims that voice telephony must work during mains outages
23:37 mircea_popescu and it's still illegal to fuck with the copper in yurp.
23:37 decimation in the past, the copper wires were 'powered' by the telephone company in its central office
23:37 mircea_popescu uh... voice over fiber ?!
23:37 asciilifeform aha. for chumps.
23:37 mircea_popescu lmao ok
23:37 cazalla mircea_popescu, so i should just be more accepting of this idiocy? http://pastebin.com/iuwXWH1s
23:37 assbot <Rozal> h <Rozal> hi <Rozal> i hate people who abuse the rating system <Rozal - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQlDZ4 )
23:37 asciilifeform well, for folks who still want land line
23:38 asciilifeform once you switch to the opticals here, they - as decimation pointed out in this and the last 3 threads on the subject - tear out your copper.
23:38 mircea_popescu cazalla i skimmed it. dude's begging you and errything. he's nobody i heard of, prolly some noob.
23:38 mircea_popescu imo not wrth the bullets.
23:38 cazalla but he has so many ratings from otc from all his $5 buys!
23:38 decimation not for any technical reason, but because of the assorted pile of usg policy & requirements that apply to 'common carrier' services like telephone
23:39 mircea_popescu let ppls live
23:39 cazalla anyway, he came looking for me, not me him, just as easy to neg rate him and move on with it
23:39 mircea_popescu decimation imo destroying the copper infrastructure is even dumber than destroying the family infrastructure.
23:39 mircea_popescu transvestites aren't worth it.
23:39 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: on account of how it was built, it is tremendously expensive to maintain.
23:39 * asciilifeform digs for thread
23:40 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43750 @ 0.00047726 = 20.8801 BTC [-] {2}
23:40 mircea_popescu uh.
23:40 mircea_popescu maintain copper ?!
23:40 mircea_popescu which alternative universe is this!
23:40 asciilifeform http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-05-2014#656215 and below
23:40 assbot Logged on 02-05-2014 21:22:05; asciilifeform: copper is expensive - not merely the metal, but maintenance - keeping water out of the cable ducts, etc. the telcos would hurry to be rid of it even the removal did not speed the arrival of arsenet.
23:41 mircea_popescu im pretty sure most landline infrastructure in eastern europe has never been maintained in any sense since at least 1985
23:41 mircea_popescu think ny waterworks.
23:42 asciilifeform funnily enough, ny land lines perished in a massive flood a few yrs ago.
23:42 asciilifeform mostly replaced with monopoly fiber.
23:43 mircea_popescu was that the one when they drenched the vaults ? lost ~10 trn worth of old paper ?
23:43 asciilifeform the same.
23:43 decimation re: family infrastructure: http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/12/22/less-than-half-of-u-s-kids-today-live-in-a-traditional-family/
23:43 assbot Less than half of U.S. kids today live in a ‘traditional’ family | Pew Research Center ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQn0H6 )
23:44 decimation asciilifeform: actually I thought there were areas where they 'gave up' and decided not to rebuild any phone system
23:44 asciilifeform decimation: if this is so, it is contrary to the ancient laws.
23:44 mircea_popescu decimation i doubt they would meet my definition. things like "every boy under 16 must have 4 acres of forested hillside and a dog"
23:44 asciilifeform in usa, telco is mandatory.
23:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform iirc it's one of those where existence is mandatory but no-one's responsibility. so...
23:45 asciilifeform point is, most of the remaining copper could vanish overnight, and not one in ten people will notice.
23:45 asciilifeform everyone is using mobiles.
23:45 decimation http://www.theverge.com/2013/5/8/4308462/verizon-drops-traditional-telephone-service-after-hurricane-sandy-damage
23:45 assbot Disaster, meet opportunity: Verizon's plan to push wireless on copper landline customers | The Verge ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQnsFx )
23:46 mircea_popescu heh.
23:46 asciilifeform it so happens that in usa, a landline phone is a spam magnet.
23:46 decimation asciilifeform: there are at least two main reasons for this: 1.) it is illegal to 'telemarket' to mobile phones and 2.) landlines are billed at outrageous rates
23:46 mircea_popescu "opportunity". anyone here seen les trotillards ?
23:46 asciilifeform whereas a wireless handset, most of the time, is not
23:46 mircea_popescu 1950s film.
23:46 * asciilifeform does not keep a landline
23:47 * decimation had a landline for years, became enraged that a $2 per month service became $40 after taxes & fees
23:47 mircea_popescu "famine is a disaster that opens the door to opportunity : you can swallow knots!"
23:48 decimation !up sinetek
23:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11444 @ 0.00047709 = 5.4598 BTC [-]
23:50 mircea_popescu http://36.media.tumblr.com/769eacecb4e2f3ef24158d768aea710f/tumblr_mixnuyf1yc1rigqazo1_500.jpg
23:50 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQonWs )
23:50 asciilifeform http://www.spiegel.de/media/media-35661.pdf << the document concerning specific doctored firmware
23:50 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQotx8 )
23:51 decimation \me wonders if lizzard hitler's purpose with these releases is simply to distribute digital contraband for later reckoning
23:51 asciilifeform http://www.spiegel.de/media/media-35676.pdf << data exfiltration protocol implementation guide
23:51 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQoMrR )
23:51 asciilifeform ^ nazi ssl
23:52 asciilifeform the rest can be safely skipped, mostly snore.
23:52 mircea_popescu exfiltration protocol /
23:52 mircea_popescu who the fuck woud be stupid enough to use a protocol for this job ?!
23:52 mircea_popescu "virus protocol"
23:53 asciilifeform what's funny. any good crapware artist has 'protocol' - as in, what order to put the bits in over the wire
23:53 mircea_popescu yes. his.
23:53 mircea_popescu he's not using yours.
23:53 asciilifeform these folks have their own
23:53 mircea_popescu that's actually the difference between artist and script kiddie.
23:54 mircea_popescu yes, these folks are script kiddies.
23:54 mircea_popescu that's basically the long and the short of it. nsa = national scriptkiddie association. a glorified derp club.
23:54 asciilifeform actually reminds me more of microshit
23:54 asciilifeform very similar flavour of product
23:54 kakobrekla skriptkiddies in your gpg sigs messing with your keyid.
23:55 decimation asciilifeform: what about the meta-nsa part?
23:55 mircea_popescu davout: Apocalyptic: RFC 5.2.2 sez a signature packet contains "Eight-octet Key ID of signer" << seriously in shock/denial about this.
23:55 mircea_popescu who the fucking fuck was dumb enough!
23:55 mircea_popescu "oh we got fingerprints let's not use them"
23:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00047677 = 2.7176 BTC [-]
23:56 PeterL might as well put their initials instead of signing their name
23:57 mircea_popescu you know ?
23:57 decimation http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/17/vc_investment_hits_dotcom_boom_levels/ << annual silly-con valley vc funding is less than a single whatsapp
23:57 assbot Venture Capital investment in Silicon Valley hits dot-com boom levels • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQpMME )
23:57 mircea_popescu in a fucking rfc ? /me rants and raves
23:57 mircea_popescu decimation yes but a single watsapp "could buy all of russia".
23:57 PeterL let me sign this important legal documet: "X"
23:58 mircea_popescu PeterL no, that's not right.
23:58 mircea_popescu ;;calc 2**24
23:58 gribble 16777216
23:58 mircea_popescu there's 16mn people that could all be the same keyid.
23:58 PeterL yeah, I know it is not quite the same thing
23:58 mircea_popescu so initials moar like it
23:58 mircea_popescu i guess most initial combos have about 10ish mn possible representatives.
23:59 mircea_popescu on the grounds that
23:59 mircea_popescu ;;calc 7.5*10**9 / 27 / 27
23:59 gribble 10288065.8436
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