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00:10 cazalla ddos back
00:11 xanthyos ;;rate thomas_d -1
00:11 gribble Rating entry successful. Your rating for user thomas_d has changed from 1 to -1.
00:12 xanthyos wtf is wrong with you lol
00:12 xanthyos [12:12:03 AM] eric: shouldn't have brought yotu ointo the wot
00:12 xanthyos [12:12:17 AM] eric: i saw that fuck slater come on earlier with "weboftrust" as nis name to troll sophie and me when we were on tinychatr
00:12 xanthyos [12:12:19 AM] eric: your doing i presume
00:12 xanthyos thomas dickov
00:13 cazalla ;;rate -10 xanthyos uses tiny chat
00:13 gribble Error: 'xanthyos' is not a valid integer.
00:14 cazalla anyone know what knife is used in http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1416368270281.webm
00:14 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1AggIib )
00:15 xanthyos i use tinychat because i'm fucking depressed and i get stuck in my room for weeks at time or stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block
00:15 xanthyos and i don't see other faces otherwise
00:16 cazalla why the kitchen sink?
00:17 xanthyos i got stuck there
00:17 xanthyos i find myself under a faucet of some kind or other for several hours a day
00:17 cazalla like junior did in sopranos?
00:17 xanthyos i try to pretend it's nto a serious medical problem
00:18 xanthyos because i don't externally show symptoms
00:18 xanthyos having to hide my hands when i'm webcam so people don't see me comparing my left index fingernail to my right
00:18 xanthyos to see if any friction amde them uneven
00:18 cazalla i dunno, not having anyone in the house sounds pretty sweet to me, nice and quiet
00:18 xanthyos for 15 years?
00:19 xanthyos i haven't had sex since 2005
00:19 cazalla neither have my wife and i for some time plus she is getting fat so you know, prob won't ever again!
00:21 xanthyos maybe it's good that my emotional vomit is taken with such a cavalier attitude here
00:21 xanthyos it's actually grounding
00:21 rithm what is a tinychat
00:21 cazalla what is wrong with your hands anyway xanthyos
00:21 ben_vulpes so cheery tonight guise wd
00:22 rithm oic
00:22 xanthyos it's an ocd thing
00:22 rithm ^5 i'm ocd
00:22 cazalla xanthyos, it just sounds like you're bitching about a bachelor pad
00:22 ben_vulpes lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog
00:22 ben_vulpes see this is why i stopped smoking pot
00:23 xanthyos it sounds one way and is another way
00:23 xanthyos if i could enjoy a bachelor pad i'd love it
00:23 cazalla what do you ocd about?
00:23 xanthyos everything
00:24 xanthyos i count like in the shower
00:24 xanthyos and have to repeat a perfect sequence to get out of it
00:25 xanthyos it's like the most maddening thing and i can't imagine having gotten into it if i didn't get into it
00:25 cazalla xanthyos, come and clean my house then, wife is useless
00:25 xanthyos like painting the brain into a corner
00:25 xanthyos it's not about clean
00:26 BingoBoingo mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Oh response<< any idea what that's supposed to mean ? << Not much, I think @TheRealSolid impiled my stupidity is why qntra is under constant DoS
00:27 cazalla xanthyos, maybe you just need to get laid, i dunno, i mean 10 years is a long time
00:28 cazalla just go out and harpoon the biggest whale you can find, no-one has to know
00:31 xanthyos i don't even want it
00:38 nubbins` ben_vulpes welcome
00:39 mats_cd03 embrace the dysfunction
00:40 nubbins` <+cazalla> neither have my wife and i for some time plus she is getting fat so you know, prob won't ever again! <<< lel show her how to irc, maybe you guys can hang out in here together
00:41 mats_cd03 the most skilled reverser i have ever met has OCD
00:41 mats_cd03 you got that govt dole, what do you do with your free time? smoke pot and go on tinychat?
00:45 cazalla nubbins`, she has facebook and her ipad, too busy with that
00:45 mats_cd03 choose something you want to be good at it, and own it.
00:45 nubbins` bummer
00:46 nubbins` guess that's that
00:46 cazalla nubbins`, bummer? yeah right lol
00:47 cazalla xanthyos> i don't even want it <<< but it was the first thing you complained about
00:49 xanthyos not the first, more of a symptom of the whole
00:52 hanbot !up NumberSix_
00:52 cazalla http://qntra.net/2014/11/bitpay-begins-promoting-bitcoin-black-friday-2014/
00:52 assbot BitPay Begins Promoting Bitcoin Black Friday 2014 | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBJEAc )
00:56 BingoBoingo !up n6
01:01 cazalla <xanthyos> and have to repeat a perfect sequence to get out of it <<< is this like, numbers like 2 4 6 8 10 are ok, 5 gets a pass because it can be mulitply to 10 but 1 3 7 9 are annoying?
01:03 TheNewDeal ;;bc,stats
01:03 gribble Current Blocks: 330676 | Current Difficulty: 4.03000303278914E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 332639 | Next Difficulty In: 1963 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 10 hours, 10 minutes, and 37 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 42839414253.6 | Estimated Percent Change: 6.3012
01:10 xanthyos cazalla: i write down numbers and have to later check them for significance
01:11 xanthyos i google integers often
01:16 mats_cd03 xanthyos: http://www2.stetson.edu/~efriedma/numbers.html
01:16 assbot What's Special About This Number? ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBMqpf )
01:16 BingoBoingo http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Man-tests-positive-for-Ebola-in-Delhi-kept-under-isolation/articleshow/45194610.cms
01:16 assbot Man recovering from Ebola quarantined at Delhi airport - The Times of India ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBMqFJ )
01:22 BingoBoingo !up dartv
01:23 dartv qntra blank page?
01:24 mircea_popescu !up Blutano
01:24 mircea_popescu dartv hit a reload or something.
01:24 cazalla Blazedout419, you paid 14k bezzlers for https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=864472 ?
01:24 assbot "The Hive" a $14,000usd Bitcoin Art Piece ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBNvgK )
01:24 dartv oh thanks
01:26 mircea_popescu xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes"
01:28 mircea_popescu ben_vulpes: lady v and got stoned and can't remember if we fed the dog << it'd be funnier if you had a cat.
01:37 TheNewDeal they didnt accept bitcoin for the bitcoin art?
01:38 mircea_popescu well starving artist gotta eat.
01:42 TheNewDeal ;b
01:50 dartv kabab
01:59 BingoBoingo !up dartv
02:05 dartv blockstream inc smells like ripple
02:08 BingoBoingo Haven't looked into it too much yet
02:09 BingoBoingo !up Vexual
02:10 dartv SPV = so-so security unacceptable for money
02:11 BingoBoingo Eh, SPV wallets have a nich if they are simple, but probably a poor solution for building anything complex
02:12 dartv BingoBoingo: there's a difference between SPV wallets and SPV blockchains
02:12 BingoBoingo dartv: SPV wallets exist. Multibit and the Schildbach Android wallet for example.
02:12 BingoBoingo Dunno how an SPV blockchain works, seems like almost a contradiction...
02:13 punkman dartv: I doubt they'll ever get their sidechain circus running
02:13 Vexual whats spv??
02:13 BingoBoingo Superior Pussy Velocity
02:13 Vexual special purpose?
02:14 Vexual it either is or it isnt
02:14 dartv here's the thing
02:15 BingoBoingo Well, if you try to build a whole chain of Simplified Payment Verification... Probably going to get Sybil attacked to hell
02:15 dartv blockstream will add a few operations that allow locking or unlocking of Bitcoins, called transferring to a sidechain (or transferring back)
02:16 dartv the "unlock this coin" operation uses SPV proof (SPVP)
02:16 punkman dartv, do they need the revised nlocktime stuff for that?
02:16 dartv punkman: no totally unrelated
02:17 BingoBoingo Do they need some other forking behavior?
02:17 dartv this means that the state of Bitcoin's UXTO / ledger is dependent on miners accepting SPV proofs from sidechains
02:17 punkman they need an opcode/softfork
02:17 dartv yeah they need to add these opcodes
02:18 BingoBoingo Ha, they're doomed.
02:18 BingoBoingo No more room for forks
02:19 dartv doesn't mean it won't be attempted. i feel bitcoin will be fractured in the near future
02:19 BingoBoingo Eh, it's always fractured
02:19 BingoBoingo http://practicalfmri.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/a-failed-quench-circuit.html
02:19 assbot practiCal fMRI: the nuts & bolts: A failed quench circuit? ... ( http://bit.ly/1xBUbLP )
02:20 BingoBoingo !up free
02:20 BingoBoingo !up free_
02:20 dartv BingoBoingo: so far most people agree which address has how many BTC. i think I mean hard fork
02:21 Vexual https://blockchain.info/address/1EyeKB2BoV6btP3Nhzoqf2dVUpBNdRsd1e
02:22 BingoBoingo Vexual: You run a pool now?
02:22 Vexual Not me
02:23 Vexual I just saw two in two hours
02:24 BingoBoingo Ah
02:24 dartv BingoBoingo: there's definitely room for hard forks
02:25 BingoBoingo I'm not so sure.
02:25 dartv it just has to be uncontroversial enough. something like sidechains? most likely won't pass, but behavior of the bitcoin ecosystem is hard to predict
02:26 BingoBoingo dartv: Well, what sort of hardforks do you imagine could happen?
02:28 dartv BingoBoingo: blockchain forks in reference client, eg apr 2013
02:29 BingoBoingo dartv: Well, that wasn't intention for anyone other than Herr Hearn's handlers
02:31 punkman !up dartv
02:31 punkman ;;gettrust [ident dartv]
02:31 gribble Error: You provided an empty string as argument. Your command: ;;gettrust [ident dartv].
02:31 dartv changes might be snuck into emergency hardforks
02:38 BingoBoingo dartv: Well, that's why there's a new Bitcoin foundation
02:41 BingoBoingo !up Vexual
02:49 Vexual I haven't paid my dues yet
02:52 Vexual I loathe to calc the jukebox rate
02:53 assbot Last 2 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/10WD7CW.txt )
02:53 BingoBoingo !b 2
03:07 punkbot [trust-update] added: phillipsjk | removed: phillipsjk
03:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00074954 = 9.6691 BTC [-]
03:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3300 @ 0.00074954 = 2.4735 BTC [-]
03:25 punkman punkbot: [trust-update] added: phillipsjk | removed: phillipsjk << there's the bug again. How is that possible when added = new - old, removed = old - new. Also doesn't seem phillip received or lost any ratings.
03:29 BingoBoingo ;;later tell pete_dushenski https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mr6zw/foundation_survey_results_only_half_of_members/
03:29 assbot Foundation Survey Results: Only half of members even like what they do : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgKDad )
03:29 gribble The operation succeeded.
03:30 mircea_popescu http://qntra.net/2014/11/vessenes-bitcoin-foundation-publishes-telling-survey-results/ << ha, not bad.
03:30 assbot Vessenes' Bitcoin Foundation Publishes Telling Survey Results. | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgKP9f )
03:30 BingoBoingo It's a pete piece
03:31 BingoBoingo Can't expect less than not bad
03:31 punkman re: "what if you were a slave" https://twitter.com/tanehisicoates/status/534883832198365184
03:31 assbot Abolitionists knew definitions of race were insane. Used it against slaveholders by depicting "white" slaves. http://t.co/tV8SCHQXrH
03:32 punkman http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/01/30/the-young-white-faces-of-slavery/?_r=0
03:32 assbot Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgL2cx )
03:32 mircea_popescu well obviously race as a legal concept is going to diverge from sanity.
03:32 mircea_popescu that's the point of having legal definitions in the first place.
03:44 BingoBoingo ;;ticker
03:44 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 383.45, Best ask: 385.16, Bid-ask spread: 1.71000, Last trade: 383.43, 24 hour volume: 13935.50747318, 24 hour low: 371.0, 24 hour high: 387.84, 24 hour vwap: 378.330944475
03:52 BingoBoingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk1fUzkqwbQ
03:52 assbot Angry Ram takes on a 6 ton digger - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1uuvf5e )
03:56 BingoBoingo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6G1edfzXY0
03:56 assbot The Angry Ram didn't want me touching his sheep nuts - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgOLH6 )
03:57 BingoBoingo !Up Vexual
03:58 Vexual thats it, im buying peacefulram
04:00 Vexual .cagefight
04:00 Vexual mfc?
04:02 Vexual mma, mad mutton a...
04:06 Vexual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzYdPMVZsRQ
04:07 BingoBoingo * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log...
04:09 BingoBoingo Well I guess it is time for anyone who doesn't already have a cloak to prolly get one.
04:15 punkman http://googleresearch.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/a-picture-is-worth-thousand-coherent.html
04:15 assbot Research Blog: A picture is worth a thousand (coherent) words: building a natural description of images ... ( http://bit.ly/1AgSdS1 )
04:16 Vexual its wrong more often than its right
04:19 mircea_popescu i guess maybe it's time to stoke that
04:19 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32629 @ 0.00075787 = 24.7285 BTC [+]
04:19 Vexual google?
04:19 BingoBoingo Angry Ram?
04:19 Vexual cat?
04:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.00074954 = 7.383 BTC [-]
04:21 mircea_popescu lol
04:32 punkman http://threatpost.com/new-research-same-old-problems-with-badusb/109398
04:40 punkman !up Vexual
04:41 Vexual rubber ducky just went soft
04:43 Vexual this is where sd had an advantage; bill gates didnt braintsotorm it
04:45 punkman sd cards?
04:46 Vexual well you still camt get one thats all writable, so dont get too excited
04:51 punkman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
04:51 punkman "Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity."
04:52 Vexual peek poke at a smart toilet
04:52 Vexual yep, it's poo
05:01 Vexual thats basic
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08:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12150 @ 0.00049941 = 6.0678 BTC [-]
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08:30 davout ohai all
08:44 thestringpuller jurov:
08:47 thestringpuller ;;isup qntra.net
08:47 gribble qntra.net is up
08:47 thestringpuller ;;isup trilema.com
08:47 gribble trilema.com is up
08:47 thestringpuller stop lying to me
08:49 davout lol
08:49 davout such timeout, very down
09:03 chetty http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/wp/2014/11/18/obamas-flip-flop-on-using-executive-action-on-illegal-immigration/
09:07 BingoBoingo http://linux.slashdot.org/story/14/11/19/043259/debian-votes-against-mandating-non-systemd-compatibility
09:10 mats_cd03 whoa whoa
09:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1700 @ 0.00118436 = 2.0134 BTC [-] {10}
09:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26648 @ 0.00048739 = 12.988 BTC [-] {2}
09:26 xanthyos i broke my penis. ocd was so bad i folded my penis to crack but now it's all deformed and i think i have to go to the ER
09:29 TomServo holy what the fuck.
09:29 TomServo Thanks for letting us know.
09:29 xanthyos dude i have a physical and metal problem
09:29 xanthyos mental
09:29 xanthyos make fun of me
09:29 xanthyos that's waht this room does
09:31 BingoBoingo xanthyos: ER
09:32 xanthyos i can't
09:32 xanthyos theyt contaminate me
09:32 xanthyos i can't be seen or touched by a doctor
09:33 mats_cd03 wat
09:33 BingoBoingo xanthyos: The longer you take to get medical attention the less chance your penis has of surviving
09:34 Azelphur not sure if trolling or legit...
09:35 mod6 ^
09:35 Azelphur but just in case, most places in the UK will offer to sedate people for treatment if they have extreme anxiety/OCD
09:35 Azelphur just go, explain your condition, they can work around these things
09:36 TomServo what is "folded my penis to crack" ?
09:36 xanthyos REALLY NOT TROLLING I PROMISE I NEVER TRY
09:36 xanthyos TROLL
09:36 BingoBoingo http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
09:36 Azelphur xanthyos: then I just answered your question, go to ER :)
09:36 xanthyos :( :( :(
09:36 xanthyos SHIT MAN
09:36 mod6 then dude, don't be an irc-hero, go get your shaft fixed.
09:36 xanthyos FUCK
09:36 xanthyos I'M SO UPSET
09:37 Azelphur xanthyos: you can't be upset while your sedated, sedation is the solution to lifes problems.
09:37 xanthyos TRYING TO CALL MOM BUT SHE'S W/DAD BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO HOSP TO GET DIAGNOSIS RE: LUNG CANCER
09:37 xanthyos I JUST WANT TO JUMP ON THE TRAIN TRACKS
09:38 BingoBoingo Call 9-11, they'll take you in.
09:38 xanthyos YOU KIDDING ME
09:39 xanthyos GET THE VIOLENT THUGS WHO HAVE BEATEN ME UP IN THE PAT SO MANY TIMES
09:39 xanthyos TO COME TO MY HOME?
09:39 xanthyos SO I CAN FEEL SO CONTAMINATED
09:39 TomServo idk, a beating for a working cock might be worth it.
09:40 BingoBoingo Just tell the operator you broke your dick and need an ambulance
09:41 xanthyos PEOPLE THINK I TRoll because no one on the internet is as overt as i am
09:43 xanthyos i have taken a picture
09:43 xanthyos but i dont' think it's appropriate to link
09:43 BingoBoingo xanthyos: Then convey yourself to the hospital in the most expedient manner available
09:43 xanthyos on phone w/dr now
09:43 xanthyos waiting
09:43 BingoBoingo xanthyos: You've seen how much porn is on here
09:43 BingoBoingo !s hula hoop
09:43 assbot 1 results for 'hula hoop' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=hula+hoop
09:46 xanthyos just bitched at the receptionist for trying to timeslot me when i said i hav ean anxiety disorder, no car, and a broken penis
09:46 xanthyos she doesn't fucking listen
09:46 BingoBoingo https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_madif9XXsg1qfdras.gif
09:46 xanthyos i'm in pain
09:46 BingoBoingo xanthyos: You need an ambulance, they'll drug you sooner
09:47 xanthyos that means police
09:47 xanthyos you don't understand that cannot happen
09:47 xanthyos has dpb shared the video with you where they beat the shit out of me, throw me out he ground so my mouth bleeds, and when i shit my pants they say "Good"
09:47 xanthyos i filmed it, it was so truamatic i had to run away and be homeless for 5 months
09:47 BingoBoingo I did not see that one. You however need conveyance to an emergency room
09:48 BingoBoingo !up danielpbarron
09:48 xanthyos i have been shaken uop and truamatized by that since march 2013
09:48 xanthyos i never leave the house
09:49 xanthyos people come over and i don't let them in
09:49 xanthyos i look thru the window which often i cant' even touch
09:49 xanthyos not a troll, promise i'm just exposing my very fragile and sensitive self
09:49 xanthyos maybe the wrong place for it
09:49 xanthyos if it bites me in the ass it won't be the first time
09:50 BingoBoingo xanthyos: You need conveyance to a place that can swiftly deliver you to a surgeon.
09:50 xanthyos i only have a bike and it's 30 degrees out
09:50 punkman call a cab or something?
09:51 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9902 @ 0.00047225 = 4.6762 BTC [-]
09:52 BingoBoingo !up devthedev
09:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6096 @ 0.00049941 = 3.0444 BTC [+]
09:56 xanthyos i'd show a pic to prove no troll
09:56 xanthyos but then it'll be out there forever to be used against me as a joke later
09:56 TomServo We've come this far...
09:56 xanthyos i'm in a panic
09:56 xanthyos and i can't call a taxi
09:56 punkman you don't need to prove shit right now, focus on repairing cocks
09:56 BingoBoingo https://unsee.cc/
09:56 xanthyos so i'm going to ignore the problem
09:57 TomServo That'd be the wrong choice.
09:57 xanthyos and jump in teh shower ande take advil
09:57 xanthyos really?
09:57 BingoBoingo If you ignore the problem you might not hace a dick
09:57 xanthyos what about cavemen
09:57 xanthyos what if there was no doctor
09:57 xanthyos oh i'd be dead by 34 in caveman times
09:57 BingoBoingo Then caveman you would be out of the gene pool, and the rest of your cave tribe would learn from the example
09:58 xanthyos i already have a mood disorder, scoliosis, and bad eyesight
09:58 xanthyos i'd have been dead as a child
09:58 xanthyos i know the things i talk about in this channel are off-topic from bitcoin often
09:58 xanthyos i hope that's not seen as a troll
09:58 xanthyos i act and speak with total sincerity at all times
09:59 BingoBoingo Eh, most thing in this channel are still... to the hospital with you
09:59 TomServo Being off topic is not at all uncommon here, but for the sake of log readers - just go get your shit fixed.
10:01 mike_c srsly.. i could barely read that article on fractures.
10:02 BingoBoingo wikipedia has a picture https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
10:02 assbot Penile fracture - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1teEClJ )
10:02 TomServo I stopped at 'audible'.
10:02 mike_c totally not clicking
10:03 lampelina xanthyos, how about if you go to your GP tomorrrow morning
10:03 nubbins` <+mircea_popescu> xanthyos: stuck at the ktichen sink for a 40 minute block << this is called "doing the dishes" <<< hahaha
10:04 nubbins` if it takes you 40 minutes to do the dishes, maybe you should do them more often than once every two days 8)
10:05 nubbins` in 8 hours i've gone from block 190k to block 194k
10:05 xanthyos what's a gp
10:05 mike_c it continues to slow down
10:05 nubbins` general practitioner
10:06 xanthyos i only have a psychiatrist
10:06 nubbins` mike_c no kidding, at this rate i'll be getting a block every ten minutes before too long
10:06 nubbins` :D
10:06 nubbins` xanthyos what if you get strep throat
10:06 mike_c I know, right? that is exactly how I felt when I was loading up a DB with the blockchain.
10:06 TomServo ;;blocks
10:06 gribble 330723
10:07 * nubbins` sighs
10:07 xanthyos not doing dishes nubbins`
10:07 xanthyos no
10:07 xanthyos that's the cavalier attitude that is passive bullying that is thrown out in this channel a lot
10:07 nubbins` ;;calc (330723-194584)/12000
10:07 gribble 11.3449166667
10:08 xanthyos it must be nice to have all the money in the world and no empathy
10:08 nubbins` xanthyos if you'll examine closer, mp suggested you were doing dishes and i had a lel at his suggestion
10:08 TomServo xanthyos: cavalier is not heading sound advice
10:08 TomServo heeding*
10:08 nubbins` further, get out w/ your "passive bullying"
10:09 nubbins` you want me to rub you behind the ears instead?
10:09 BingoBoingo !s angry ram
10:09 assbot 4 results for 'angry ram' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=angry+ram
10:13 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 70000 @ 0.00050349 = 35.2443 BTC [+] {3}
10:13 nubbins` <+cazalla> Blazedout419, you paid 14k bezzlers for https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=864472 ? <<< :0 whoa
10:13 xanthyos my doctor just hung up on me bcv i said he's a faggot
10:13 xanthyos i was testing him to see his empathy and he failed
10:13 xanthyos when i'm in crisis
10:13 nubbins` !down xanthyos
10:14 nubbins` wat.
10:14 nubbins` what the fuck good is being a lord
10:14 BingoBoingo xanthyos: Emergency room.
10:14 devthedev ^^
10:14 BingoBoingo Bike there if you must
10:14 xanthyos how
10:14 xanthyos how can i do that
10:14 nubbins` by chatting on itc
10:15 nubbins` *irc
10:15 devthedev Like this, http://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/653-05393281em-Boy-stands-while-riding-bike-with-a-content-facial-expression.jpg
10:15 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1teJnMg )
10:15 nubbins` BingoBoingo cazalla let's see a qntra story about blazedout's 28btc piece of wood
10:15 devthedev Lol
10:15 xanthyos my doctor hung up bc i spoke out in pain on the line
10:15 devthedev I want to see the pictures so bad.
10:16 BingoBoingo xanthyos: Is there anyone local who can drive you?
10:16 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7938 @ 0.00052983 = 4.2058 BTC [+] {2}
10:16 kakobrekla blazedout's 28btc piece of wood < wha?
10:17 xanthyos no
10:17 xanthyos it's 911 or walking
10:17 xanthyos that's the problem
10:17 xanthyos one of the problems
10:17 devthedev kakobrekla: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=846852.0
10:17 nubbins` ^
10:17 punkman xanthyos: pick one of those two and do it
10:18 xanthyos 7 miles walk, 29 degrees
10:18 BingoBoingo http://www.epmonthly.com/departments/clinical-skills/ultrasound/time-is-testicle/
10:18 BingoBoingo xanthyos: Gird yourself
10:18 nubbins` BingoBoingo punkman http://i.imgur.com/cPDVJJR.jpg
10:19 TomServo ;;gettrust xanthyos assbot
10:19 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user xanthyos to user assbot: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=xanthyos&dest=assbot | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=assbot | Rated since: Fri Apr 11 02:04:55 2014
10:20 kakobrekla what the fuck did i just read
10:20 nubbins` kakobrekla inorite
10:22 xanthyos you read it, i lived it
10:22 xanthyos it hurts man
10:22 xanthyos and doc's hanging up
10:22 BingoBoingo xanthyos: 7 miles is barely a 2 hour walk
10:22 nubbins` fwiw i see "turning squares" (for lathe work) of this wood selling for $80, 3x3x13"
10:24 nubbins` yeah
10:24 nubbins` what, you can't walk two hours with a broken dick?
10:25 xanthyos it's about the anxitey of being seen
10:25 xanthyos the mental problem makes the physical so much worse
10:25 xanthyos overwhelming
10:26 xanthyos all i have is a shitty 5 year old computer
10:26 xanthyos i can't even go shopping for a new one because of the ocd in choosing a new one i'm totally locked up
10:26 xanthyos and trying to avoid getting physically locked up in a jail or hospital
10:26 xanthyos i've never trolled this channel
10:27 BingoBoingo xanthyos: Could danielpb1rron perhaps convey you
10:27 xanthyos he's an hour away
10:27 nubbins` an hour closer than the hospital
10:27 xanthyos at work
10:27 kakobrekla xanthyos i was talking about the wood.
10:28 kakobrekla anyway go see a doctor. somehow.
10:28 nubbins` yeah
10:28 nubbins` dude, your dick's been broken for an hour
10:28 nubbins` you could be halfway there
10:28 nubbins` smarten up
10:28 xanthyos they won't even see me because i called the dr a faggot
10:28 xanthyos when i was testing his empathy level on the phone
10:28 xanthyos in pain
10:28 xanthyos that's the borderline personality disorder
10:29 nubbins` uh, the hospital does not, in fact, turn people away for calling doctors faggots
10:29 kakobrekla idk call wildlife control so they shoot you with a tranquilizer then docs can fix you in the while
10:30 BingoBoingo xanthyos: You have to be decisive... for your dick's sake
10:30 kakobrekla of administer yourself, call ambulance beforehand.
10:30 nubbins` ooh ooh i know
10:30 nubbins` call your psychiatrist
10:33 davout ^
10:34 davout also wtf am i reading
10:34 nubbins` ^
10:34 thestringpuller "Buterin gets award for inventing Buterin's Waterfall"
10:34 BingoBoingo lol they used a power ranger image http://cointelegraph.com/news/112947/who-will-keep-you-safe-a-comparison-of-bitcoin-wallets-that-arent-digital
10:35 kakobrekla LMAO
10:38 BingoBoingo xanthyos: If you really can't call 9-11, maybe pirate some surgical urology textbooks on thepiratebay and practice of a few hotdogs before self repairing?
10:38 BingoBoingo !up devthedev
10:38 devthedev Ha, it's funny that they include Bitsafe first on the list.
10:41 BingoBoingo https://www.tmz.com/2014/11/14/waze-app-neighborhoods-pissed-la-traffic-driving-405/
10:41 kakobrekla https://whispersystems.org/blog/whatsapp/
10:41 kakobrekla >Open Whisper Systems partners with WhatsApp to provide end-to-end encryption
10:46 kakobrekla avg yearly supercomputer speedup in top 500, between the years 1993 and 2008: 90%
10:46 kakobrekla this years: 9%
10:47 xanthyos cops are here wtf afk
10:47 xanthyos dpb call
10:47 xanthyos my phone
10:47 devthedev heh
10:48 BingoBoingo http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-refuse-to-waive-security-guard-rules-to-meet-ferguson/article_8e6fbe20-aecb-567a-ad70-caf37db28a6d.html
10:49 TomServo Did xanthyos just get a broke penis swatting?
10:50 BingoBoingo I dunno. Maybe one of the inevitable FBI lurkers that must be here called it in.
10:51 devthedev Maybe
10:51 kakobrekla to save his penis?
10:51 nubbins` "As of October 2014, Pi Wallet is currently sold out"
10:51 nubbins` wat.
10:52 nubbins` "we are currently sold out of raspberry pi. you can buy one yourself from a thousand different places, but uh... we're sold out"
10:53 nubbins` ;;google FBI don't you be watchin' me
10:54 gribble F.B.I. don't you be watching me – Got Your Money - Genius: <http://rap.genius.com/1165168/Ol-dirty-bastard-got-your-money/Fbi-dont-you-be-watching-me>; Ol' Dirty Bastard feat. Kelis - Got Your Money - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moCSndrmBZE>; ODB - Baby, I got your money [*original uncencored video*] - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKw5mBh4rYs>
10:54 nubbins` http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/12/8-explosive-finds-in-wu-tang-clan-member-ol-dirty-bastard-s-fbi-files.html
10:54 assbot 8 Explosive Finds in Wu-Tang Clan Member Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI Files - The Daily Beast ... ( http://bit.ly/1uw3SaU )
10:55 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Well, mircea_popescu says erect penis is a scarce resource. US can't have a penis gap.
10:55 kakobrekla heh
10:56 BingoBoingo How else does one fill the mineshaft gap?
10:59 BingoBoingo !up gx
11:08 BingoBoingo !up danielpbarron
11:08 danielpbarron weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give a notification
11:08 danielpbarron anyway his mom called the cops
11:12 davout the guy seems to have a weird mix of sanity and insanity
11:14 asciilifeform ;;isup trilema.com
11:14 gribble trilema.com is up
11:14 asciilifeform lies.
11:15 asciilifeform wtf, while i slept, madness here & broken peni.
11:16 BingoBoingo So it seems
11:17 kakobrekla aha usg stoped making plutonium 238 in 1988, they just ordered it from russia
11:17 asciilifeform why make when fire sale.
11:18 kakobrekla and they got 16kg of it but ru doesnt make it anymore as well
11:24 asciilifeform kakobrekla: building underwater miner?
11:26 kakobrekla RTG sucks for this.
11:28 asciilifeform feel free to use another power source.
11:29 asciilifeform if you can park it on a deep sea volcanic vent, you can omit the R- from the RTG.
11:29 asciilifeform still need heat exchanger.
11:36 davout $10 well spent : poorchan.com
11:41 nubbins` <+danielpbarron> weird; i thought !up without auth was supposed to give a notification <<< !up without trust gives notification in-chan
11:55 BingoBoingo !up cb_bitcoin
12:00 nubbins` i should make some more kimbap tonight
~ 30 minutes ~
12:30 * TomServo groans.
12:30 TomServo Co-workers creaming themselves over using applepay at mcdonalds.
12:30 TomServo It's like...the future.
12:30 thestringpuller uh. what?
12:31 thestringpuller they said that about google wallet a decade ago
12:31 thestringpuller and the only reason I use it is because google play forces you to use google wallet
12:31 TomServo Nah dude, google wallet is super clunky and slow. /s
12:32 thestringpuller how apple managed to get everyone to use them as a payment processor really kinda mind boggles me
12:33 thestringpuller did the prepaid card scammers finally get found out?
12:34 TomServo Bandwagon effect? I'm not sure.
12:34 thestringpuller payment processors are a dying breed.
12:34 mats_cd03 i'm sure it was an easy sell
12:35 mats_cd03 'apple users have money and they want to spend it here'
12:35 thestringpuller so they piggie back on Visa?
12:35 thestringpuller fees already high
12:37 thestringpuller http://i.imgur.com/zy1cRuw.jpg << via reddit (on changetip)
~ 28 minutes ~
13:05 BingoBoingo Re: smart pipe, apparently World Toilet Day is a thing https://twitter.com/TheEconomist/status/535099303745028096
13:05 assbot It's World Toilet Day. Why the world must build toilets to save lives http://t.co/Pei7yAJQhG /hashtag/econarchive?src=hash http://t.co/bu9tcPhfgM
13:05 BingoBoingo !s from the sewers
13:05 assbot 3 results for 'from the sewers' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=from+the+sewers
13:08 asciilifeform !s the answer lies in the sewers
13:08 assbot 9 results for 'the answer lies in the sewers' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=the+answer+lies+in+the+sewers
13:08 asciilifeform BingoBoingo ^
13:08 BingoBoingo Ah
13:09 thestringpuller more turd jokes?
13:09 thestringpuller dunno who like turd jokes more, south park, or #b-a
13:09 BingoBoingo I really need to start waking up later than midnight.
13:09 asciilifeform thestringpuller: nah. a very perverse article re: a figure of the spanish civil war.
13:09 thestringpuller BingoBoingo: moar diphenhydramine!
13:09 asciilifeform thestringpuller: http://pastebin.com/Ni7t20wY << reposted link just for you
13:10 thestringpuller asciilifeform: d'awww you're so thoughtful!
13:12 BingoBoingo ;;nethash
13:12 gribble 284875346.75
13:22 BingoBoingo https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/535135872753360896
13:22 assbot . /DevinSenaUI I guess it is a good time to remind everybody that in the event of genital injury /hashtag/TimeIsTestical?src=hash http://t.co/lSnpLoBwuN
13:23 BingoBoingo !up devthedev
13:28 nubbins` "christ followed"
13:28 nubbins` *follower
13:28 nubbins` i actually thought he was joking
13:34 devthedev Negative
13:39 nubbins` BingoBoingo one of my friends went to the ER with testicular torsion in HS
13:39 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/journalist-kevin-kelly-walks-after-internet-luring-charge-stayed-1.2840206
13:39 nubbins` thanks, local police!
13:39 BingoBoingo nubbins`: Went this spring
13:40 BingoBoingo Dunno how anyone could not go if it struck them
13:43 devthedev nubbins`: That hurts just thinking about it.
13:44 nubbins` no kidding
13:44 * asciilifeform was just reading n. m. penzer's classic 'the harem: inside the grand serraglio', specifically the chapter concerning eunuchs, the other day...
13:46 chetty jesus asciilifeform that even bothers me, and I am a girl :P
13:46 asciilifeform i recounted various passages to pet, who cringed
13:46 asciilifeform funny thing is, i haven't the 'cringe reflex'
13:46 asciilifeform perhaps ought to have become a surgeon, or the like.
13:48 * asciilifeform upon reflection remembers that he doesn't especially like working with meat or similarly ill-behaved materials
13:50 nubbins` meat is perfectly well-baheved if you chill it properly
13:50 nubbins` *behaved
13:57 * BingoBoingo wonders what better bedrock abstraction asciilifeform might propose to replace meat
14:11 mats_cd03 a submarine, obviously
~ 15 minutes ~
14:27 BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2014/11/buterin-beats-zuckerberg-for-award/
14:27 assbot Buterin Beats Zuckerberg for Award | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqaMB2 )
14:27 BingoBoingo !up SonsofCrypto
14:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14531 @ 0.00051048 = 7.4178 BTC [-]
14:27 BingoBoingo Hello SonsofCrypto
14:27 SonsofCrypto thank you!
14:27 SonsofCrypto ...and hello.
14:28 BingoBoingo So what do you do?
14:29 SonsofCrypto I'm currently on workers compensation, playing with exchanges and more recently assets within the cryptocurrency community.
14:29 BingoBoingo Interesting
14:29 SonsofCrypto I've come across this channel and was interested in what it might provide. Hoping to add new revenues.
14:30 asciilifeform 'Victor Mayer-Schönberger -- professor of Internet Governance and Regulation' << lol!!!
14:30 asciilifeform (from qntra link)
14:30 mircea_popescu ;;ident SonsofCrypto
14:30 gribble Nick 'SonsofCrypto', with hostmask 'SonsofCrypto!46b9eb74@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.185.235.116', is not identified.
14:30 mike_c what. the fuck. awards for vapor-ware now?
14:30 mircea_popescu sooo... get in teh wot.
14:31 mike_c i mean, if they had given him the marketing award i would understand
14:31 BingoBoingo mike_c: Well... Time & Life still gets the name of a building while being dyingware.
14:32 asciilifeform 'Paul Graham, Jessica Livingston, Robert Morris, and Trevor Blackwell --- Co-Founder, Y Combinator'; 'Blair Glencorse --- Founder, Accountability Lab (Washington, DC, USA; Liberia; Nepal)' << what kind of satanic circus is this
14:32 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the kind.
14:33 Namworld BingoBoingo, what's your url again? cazalla too. And anyone publishing Bitcoin related content, really.
14:33 BingoBoingo Namworld: http://qntra.net
14:33 assbot Qntra.net | Bitcoin News, Views & Commentary ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqbIoP )
14:33 mircea_popescu Namworld http://trilema.com/2014/people-have-made-blogs/
14:33 assbot People have made blogs pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqbOwK )
14:33 BingoBoingo Namworld: Also http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com
14:33 assbot Bingo Blog | - of Bitcoin and Boingo ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqbNcl )
14:36 mircea_popescu so am i the only one displeased but unsurprised that not.a.single."foss".implementation out there has yet come up with a way for the user to bind a sole keyboard to kernel bus ? and all others get rejected ?
14:36 mircea_popescu if i was running things that'd have been the only thing being worked on.
14:36 mircea_popescu but no, fucking systemcocks.
14:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: my machine presently works this way.
14:36 mircea_popescu EVERYONES MACHINE works this way.
14:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: unreleased for the same reason as your bitcoind
14:37 mircea_popescu this is the fucking point. it's not just bitcoin "core" that's irrelevant
14:37 mircea_popescu the entire fucking movement is in point of fact about as related to the reality of computers as party clowns are related to fucking.
14:37 mircea_popescu sure, they occasionally rape kids.
14:37 mircea_popescu that;s not so much.
14:37 Namworld Need to have enough traffic. Probably only qntra has enough. Messaging you Bingo
14:37 BingoBoingo Ok
14:40 Namworld Hmm, looks like I'm talking to wrong person.
14:41 Namworld Would need to talk to cazalla or mircea.
14:41 mircea_popescu Namworld so talk ?
14:42 Namworld I have a feeling partner program is not your thing tho. Flat fee for advertising only. You're kind of a no fluff deals guy.
14:42 Namworld We're rolling out rev share program with publishers at Coinroll.
14:43 mircea_popescu ah, that may work well for qntra actually.
14:44 BingoBoingo cazalla should be awake between nao and a few hours from nao
14:45 Namworld So far I've sent email out to gambling directories. It's functional but no interface yet, wao is working on it.
14:45 Namworld So I'm generating reports for now.
14:46 BingoBoingo Oh look advertising on Qntra might start because advertisers are soliciting qntras instead of qntras soliciting advertisers
14:46 thestringpuller Namworld: have you started advert campagin on bitbet yet?
14:47 Namworld We had an ad placed there in the past.
14:47 mircea_popescu !up wao
14:47 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: movement << lol. perhaps in the sense of 'bowel movement.'
14:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's sad yo, back as a wee kitten in romania i had a lotta respect for the whole shebang.
14:48 wao and also chat loaded, but need some styling and polishing over it!
14:48 * mircea_popescu waves @wao
14:48 wao thanks for + !
14:48 mircea_popescu ;;gettrust assbot wao
14:48 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user wao: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 4 via 4 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=wao | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=wao | Rated since: Tue Nov 12 12:50:16 2013
14:48 mircea_popescu you know you can self-voice. just pm assbot !up
14:49 mircea_popescu an' that's permanent.
14:49 Namworld He has to complete many things, will push all new features along partner interface.
14:49 wao oh, yes, I'm sometimes lurk here but mostly dont have that opinion that could be readed any other of you .)
14:50 wao not that in nsfw meaning!
14:50 wao yeah, I plan refactor whole coinroll code and convert it to responsive web, as now it's fixed :|
14:50 mircea_popescu lol! dun worry about it, just making sure you know.
14:50 wao just catch up year 2013..
14:51 wao yeah, I know :D
14:51 wao Coinroll - first gambling site that will pay you for UX opinion. <- suggestion for AD
14:51 * wao ducks
14:51 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i had a lotta respect for the whole shebang << it was a different shebang in those times.
14:51 * kakobrekla hates responsive web
14:51 wao bit on opinions
14:51 kakobrekla now gimmeh 100 btc
14:51 wao kakobrekla: wai? )
14:52 kakobrekla cause its retarded
14:52 asciilifeform ^
14:52 wao sometimes.
14:52 mircea_popescu let the man run his own business eh.
14:52 wao mostly of sometimes
14:52 kakobrekla NO I WILL RAIN
14:52 wao people want consume digital content on their smartwatchs!
14:52 wao I lately seen Watch SDK
14:52 wao I see it comming, like Swift made it.
14:53 asciilifeform when digital content on smart dildo ?
14:53 wao ^ ^ ^
14:53 wao oh I have content for you!
14:53 wao mircea_popescu: seen this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZRWNg8k_M#t=609 ?
14:53 assbot The Salad Mixxxer | Infomercials | Adult Swim - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqeACh )
14:54 wao also for 80s kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8
14:54 assbot Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqeN8v )
14:54 wao ok, this is why I dont have voice, spent lot of time of talking )
14:55 mircea_popescu lol
14:55 mircea_popescu now where was that young whore pic...
14:55 BingoBoingo Moar ANgry Ram https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfLCb4ewDDc
14:55 assbot Angry ram takes down a drone... and its owner - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/11ixtum )
14:57 wao oh btw
14:57 wao mircea_popescu: did you catch that friends of mine opened only bitcoin caffe?
14:57 wao in Prague
14:57 wao they called it Institue of Cryptoanarchy :)
14:57 mircea_popescu http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mal8zuQyeV1rgj9qto1_500.jpg
14:57 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/11ixD4F )
14:57 mircea_popescu there we go, balance is restored.
14:57 mircea_popescu wao not bad.
14:57 wao http://www.paralelnipolis.cz/en/
14:57 assbot Paralelní polis | Page about Paralelní polis project ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqfoXD )
14:58 wao Ztohoven art group founded the Cryptoanarchy institute
14:58 wao Ztohoven in english means like One hundred shits
14:58 wao it's pop-art group, which hacked czech parlament
14:59 mircea_popescu lol
14:59 wao oh
14:59 wao here its in english http://ztohoven.com/mr/index-en.html
14:59 assbot The Moral Reform ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqfCOz )
14:59 wao our older project ^
14:59 wao we 'hacked' their phones :)
14:59 wao use timeslider there
14:59 wao see the chaos!
15:00 wao and go with mouse over line
15:00 wao one mistake there was
15:01 wao they found that, that one politic doesnt hold his phone in hand, so how he can send sms? :/
15:01 wao or another was like asleep or sleeping :D
15:01 wao during work hours of parlament :)
15:01 mircea_popescu not bad.
15:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26150 @ 0.00046347 = 12.1197 BTC [-]
15:02 mircea_popescu and for our fellow usians watching this : the guy isn't in jale, either.
15:02 wao oh yes, they also did Direct Democracy == published all politics cellphone numbers on wall and attached phone with spoofed sms.
15:02 mircea_popescu because eastern europe is the fucking bastion of western civilisation these days,
15:02 mircea_popescu like the fucking arabs were during the dark ages.
15:02 wao :D
15:02 mircea_popescu which isn't tht far off.
15:02 * wao farts
15:02 wao right.
15:03 wao here are all messages if you have little time to read it up http://ztohoven.com/mr/msg-en.html
15:03 assbot The Moral Reform - all messages ... ( http://bit.ly/11iy1Ae )
15:06 mircea_popescu pretty cool
15:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.0004891 = 4.891 BTC [+] {2}
15:21 BingoBoingo bicycles suck http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/bono-intensive-therapy-bike-injury-20141119
15:21 assbot U2 Singer Bono to Receive 'Intensive Therapy' After Injury | Rolling Stone ... ( http://bit.ly/1xqlEyL )
15:22 * asciilifeform waits for BingoBoingo to discover motorcycles
15:25 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: I'm vaguely familiar with the concept
15:25 asciilifeform vroom, vroom.
15:26 BingoBoingo I just have trouble beliving in them given the lack of compelling use cases
15:26 BingoBoingo And physics
15:27 asciilifeform 'cheap, angry' low-tech always has use case.
15:27 asciilifeform e.g., someone, somewhere, is loading a bolt into a cranequin as we speak.
15:33 BingoBoingo The concept of the motorcycle also leaves me a bit wary as it can be heisted by a cheap angry compact pickup truck
15:35 asciilifeform cars are 'stolen' (well, officially held for ransom) using an also compact towing crane, where i live
15:36 BingoBoingo Sure they were frequently so in one place i lived.
15:36 BingoBoingo Compact mobile crane "can have problems" too
15:36 * asciilifeform doesn't see a scenario where 'weight' is a worthwhile pill against vehicle theft
15:38 BingoBoingo Submarines?
15:40 BingoBoingo Also Riot prep is spreading quite a distance from Ferguson http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2014/11/clayton_businesses_board_up_windows_in_preparation_for_grand_jury_announcement.php
15:42 BingoBoingo For distant readers Clayton is separated from Ferguson by most of St Louis City.
15:43 BingoBoingo URL to static image of google map http://dpaste.com/2GV3VR2
15:43 assbot dpaste: 2GV3VR2 ... ( http://bit.ly/1qXQgSf )
15:53 thestringpuller asciilifeform: how have you gotten your machine to only recognize one keyboard?
15:54 asciilifeform thestringpuller: see my response to mircea: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-11-2014#928972
15:54 assbot Logged on 19-11-2014 19:36:54; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: unreleased for the same reason as your bitcoind
15:54 asciilifeform thestringpuller: all i will say is that it is not especially hard to arrange.
15:55 BingoBoingo !up Betcha
15:55 asciilifeform thestringpuller: you will need basic literacy (familiar with building kernel, and at least a rough idea of what the 'moving parts' are therein)
15:55 BingoBoingo Hello Betcha
16:07 BingoBoingo ;;isup qntra.net
16:07 gribble qntra.net is up
16:08 asciilifeform dead
16:08 kakobrekla that function doesnt function
16:09 mike_c ;;isup qietghsaldkf.foo
16:09 gribble qietghsaldkf.foo is down
16:09 kakobrekla turns out qietghsaldkf.foo is really down.
16:09 mike_c maybe it just pings the server?
16:09 mike_c who knows. it does seem too optimistic.
16:09 kakobrekla its using some external service
16:10 kakobrekla lets see
16:10 BingoBoingo So many agencies http://www.bnd.com/2014/11/19/3519695/scott-afb-is-finalist-for-intelligence.html
16:10 kakobrekla ;;isup bitcoin-assets.com
16:10 gribble bitcoin-assets.com is up
16:10 kakobrekla 50.97.161.229 - - [19/Nov/2014:21:10:42 +0000] "GET / HTTP/1.1" 200 2418 "-" "SiteCheck - http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com"
16:11 kakobrekla http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/qntra.net
16:11 assbot Down For Everyone Or Just Me -> Check if your website is down or up? ... ( http://bit.ly/1xquzjB )
16:11 kakobrekla aha
16:13 mike_c hm. that seems legit. I guess they just have better routes or something.
16:14 kakobrekla or brokd
16:14 kakobrekla my up/down monitor sez its down also not working for me this time
16:15 BingoBoingo So we need BTC to hit the moon already so we can roll our own transoceanic fiber.
16:16 kakobrekla if its going to the moon you need lazers or dunno space elevator
16:18 kakobrekla actually you need both
16:18 kakobrekla (the lasers are for the kitties)
16:18 BingoBoingo kakobrekla: Prolly can encode BTC transactions in Baudot and send to the moon with lasers
16:19 kakobrekla yeah but need some mighty lazerz and clear sky
16:19 kakobrekla prolly just like the one ascii has or something
16:20 BingoBoingo Not so sure about clear sky, can prolly just use stronger laser
16:21 asciilifeform outdoor laser in usa without approval of the crown -> gasenwagen.
16:21 kakobrekla well yeah if you can burn a hole in the universe you can prolly flash to moon
16:22 kakobrekla i guess it strongly depends on recipient
16:22 kakobrekla if you have phone camera or a kepler on the other end
16:24 BingoBoingo Oh, the recipient is simply the moon.
16:28 cazalla holy fuck logs, what reading!
16:28 thestringpuller ;;isup qntra.net
16:28 gribble qntra.net is up
16:28 thestringpuller lies again
16:38 BingoBoingo https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/830032-lucy-mancini-stood-between-godfather-and-the-classic-status << Fucking SJW's shitting on a classic
16:40 BingoBoingo !up mp_ohwhoa
16:40 BingoBoingo Obamacare strikes again: http://blogs.rollcall.com/218/tammy-duckworth-nancy-pelosi-democrats/
16:40 assbot Democratic Caucus Angry Tammy Duckworth Denied Proxy Vote ... ( http://bit.ly/1F4Pf37 )
16:44 cazalla BingoBoingo: https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_madif9XXsg1qfdras.gif <<< that's mean! to tempt his penis while broken
16:45 BingoBoingo cazalla: People need to understand the urgency of their situations
16:46 BingoBoingo And maybe he'll get revenge with pictures of the gross sutures
16:51 cazalla xanthyos: my doctor just hung up on me bcv i said he's a faggot <<< that's a good example of "passive bullying"
16:52 cazalla nubbins`: BingoBoingo cazalla let's see a qntra story about blazedout's 28btc piece of wood <<< identifying wood.. it's wood type article? heh, i wouldn't buy that but i'll leave the man alone to enjoy his wood collection
16:54 cazalla xanthyos: when i was testing his empathy level on the phone <<< are you sure you're not a woman?
16:57 cazalla danielpbarron: anyway his mom called the cops <<< is she trying to get him killed or what
16:57 mats_cd03 hey man, you're actively bullying him
16:57 mircea_popescu sooo, here's a bit of adventure :
16:58 mircea_popescu an outbound router i sometimes use got attacked earlier.
16:58 mircea_popescu no idea exactly how this worked, will know more once the cutup shop is done cutting it up. in any case, it had an over-the-net update somehow.
16:59 mircea_popescu the funny part being :
17:00 mircea_popescu one sec here lemme get this stuff.
17:01 mats_cd03 huhu
17:02 mircea_popescu 64.91.254.210 over http
17:02 mircea_popescu the only problem being that the server is supposedly inactive, HOWEVER
17:02 mircea_popescu originally it actually showed an favicon.ico.
17:05 mircea_popescu holy shit all these image pastebins want you to "malke an account wtf"
17:05 BingoBoingo unsee.cc
17:06 BingoBoingo imgur
17:06 BingoBoingo ^ no need for accounts on either
17:07 mircea_popescu http://pastebin.com/sDH6qj4q << here it is.
17:08 kakobrekla http://64.91.254.210/favicon.ico
17:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1qu0sXO )
17:08 kakobrekla sez bbr
17:09 mircea_popescu now wtf is that.
17:09 kakobrekla idk, something to harvest our ips
17:09 mircea_popescu lol
17:10 mircea_popescu nah, im preliminary convinced this is the nsa something-or-the-other
17:11 BingoBoingo http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=19-11-2014#928590
17:11 assbot Logged on 19-11-2014 09:07:55; BingoBoingo: * assets_idle_bot (~fivezerot@unaffiliated/fivezerotwo) has joined #bitcoin-assets << You know... there's a log...
17:11 chetty trying to install a sniffer?
17:12 mircea_popescu anyway, that favico was briefly reditrcting to 127.0.0.1 earlier, which is why i went to all the trouble of pasting it etc.
17:12 mircea_popescu chetty, i imagine some sort of dns mitm or whatever noob "techz" the nsa script kiddies worship\
17:21 punkman icon is from broadbandreports.com
17:21 cazalla well, fivezerotwo did tell me he would have a surprise for #b-a in a few days
17:21 punkman ip is LiquidWeb
17:21 cazalla i thought it would amount to nothing more than ddos of pizza deliveries though
17:22 mircea_popescu punkbot, yeah, but supposedly nothing was ever hosted there.
17:22 punkman it's a nameserver, has like 10k websites associated
17:22 mircea_popescu yes, but not on port 80
17:23 BingoBoingo I suspected he was going to DoS home ips
17:24 mircea_popescu what is this, the 90s ?
17:25 kakobrekla ;;isup the 90s
17:25 gribble the 90s is up
17:25 kakobrekla yea
17:27 BingoBoingo The 90's are far enough in the past for some people to have nostalgia
17:29 mircea_popescu anyway. bbl.
17:36 BingoBoingo https://bitcoinfoundation.org/2014/11/everybody-pivots/ << Vessenes foundation is pivoting to address the mod6 - ben_vulpes foundation
17:36 assbot Everybody Pivots | The Bitcoin Foundation ... ( http://bit.ly/1qu90hq )
17:37 davout ;;isup qntra.net
17:37 gribble qntra.net is up
17:38 davout seriously, it's just me, on different computers, with different connections
17:38 davout dafuq
17:39 rithm sometimes i can't get to things on the internets and usually may tracerout to that ip fails but ymmv
17:40 cazalla for anyone interested in how nigga rabbit is turning out http://imgur.com/BGJPGEo,k70wuHr,rKfwm6Z,BQjmVpr
17:41 cazalla davout, it's down here too, all morning as well as last night before zzz
17:41 davout rithm: thanks for the tip, just had a look seems DNS related
17:41 rithm DNS is a good place to start too
17:41 davout dig NS qntra.net doesn't yield shit
17:41 rithm i was gonna type that but i thought it was condescending :)
17:42 rithm you know i manage like Tier A support peeople
17:42 davout ;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: SERVFAIL, id: 64465
17:42 gribble Error: "->>HEADER<<-" is not a valid command.
17:42 rithm i have to remind them of what the fuck DNS is every goddamn day
17:42 rithm like. every. day.
17:42 davout SERVFAIL
17:42 davout SERV. FAIL.
17:43 davout hmm
17:46 davout "SERVFAIL means that the domain does exist and the root name servers have information on this domain, but that the authoritative name servers are not answering queries for this domain."
17:46 kakobrekla this works if whitelisted http://23.235.236.98
17:46 assbot Qntra.net | Bitcoin News, Views & Commentary ... ( http://bit.ly/1qucJM3 )
17:46 davout kakobrekla: domain names, too fucking mainstream
17:46 kakobrekla also bit.ly link, sortof works
17:47 kakobrekla davout totally hipster
17:47 davout kakobrekla: what exactly do you mean by "whitelisted" ?
17:47 kakobrekla !s whitelist
17:47 assbot 61 results for 'whitelist' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=whitelist
17:47 davout as in name-mapped in my hosts file?
17:48 kakobrekla http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=19-11-2014#928213
17:48 assbot Logged on 19-11-2014 02:41:42; mircea_popescu: well, if you can't see it, send me your ip and you too can be whitelisted!
17:48 kakobrekla but yeah, hosts fix would fix dns issue
17:49 kakobrekla but that whitelist is separate from dns
17:50 davout kakobrekla: so you need to be whitelisted only when accessing it directly by IP?
17:50 davout or is this some whitelist-only mirror?
17:51 kakobrekla going by ip works most of the time but apparently not all the time
17:51 kakobrekla when it doesnt, whitelist helps
17:51 davout deterministic behaviour, too fucking mainstream
17:51 davout :D
17:51 kakobrekla :)
17:53 davout who configured the DNS ?
17:53 kakobrekla idk
17:54 BingoBoingo idk either
17:55 danielpbarron 05:22 <+BingoBoingo> I suspected he was going to DoS home ips << p.sure that's what happened to me this morning
17:55 BingoBoingo Well, prolly best to not connect or join chan without cloaks
17:56 kakobrekla cant you stone someone to death over the internet?
17:56 danielpbarron i wish
17:57 BingoBoingo Can't hide daggers in our IRC cloaks either, scam
17:59 BingoBoingo http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2014/11/19/tms_azide_explosions.php << Fucking Azides
18:02 BingoBoingo !up RagnarsBitch
18:02 danielpbarron for those interested in an update to the "broken penis" drama; xanthyos went into surgery today
18:03 davout danielpbarron: good for him, he seemed to be in quite a bit of pain and stress earlier
18:03 mike_c did they unbreak it?
18:04 davout mike_c: no everything went ok, they didn't have to cut it
18:04 danielpbarron i don't know the results of the operation yet
18:04 davout IT JUST FELL OFF BY ITSELF
18:04 mike_c hehe. too much whining led to the penis just falling off ;)
18:05 mats_cd03 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI2l1o4OckA
18:05 assbot Until The Ribbon Breaks - Revolution Indifference - Feat. Run The Jewels - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1yqoTo2 )
18:05 BingoBoingo <mike_c> did they unbreak it? << Reading up on the surgery today what the surgeon probably did was open it up to clear out the colugulated blood, sutured the broken boner fascia, and then put the whole thing back together as best they can
18:05 davout reddit is priceless : http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mq4bg/even_coinbase_are_now_talking_in_bits_bits_is/cm7elff?context=3
18:05 BingoBoingo danielpbarron: Did he make it out of surgery yet?
18:06 mike_c that's going to be a hell of a scar.
18:06 danielpbarron i don't know; no contact since he was about to go in
18:06 davout not to mention a story that's carved in the logs rock
18:07 mats_cd03 i will pray for the safe return of his dong
18:07 mats_cd03 in all of its glory
18:08 danielpbarron to which god(s) will you be praying?
18:09 davout lol
18:12 mats_cd03 mp
18:14 danielpbarron does he do cock restoration now?
18:15 cazalla http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mt0bu/if_you_are_the_hacker_who_was_using_my_computer/ ouch! who installs teamviewer on same pc as a wallet with 50 btc?
18:16 mats_cd03 i have faith he does
18:17 mats_cd03 (on another note: if mp's ego explodes, and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?)
18:20 danielpbarron "This one really hurts.. like I got punched in the gut and betrayed by a friend." << lol thief is now his friend, or bitcoin is his friend; guy got his feelings hurt
18:26 danielpbarron the address he included doesn't have any transactions, so i'm guessing he still has just the 0 bitcoin he probably started with
18:34 BingoBoingo davout: Paymium should have an option to dispay BTC amounts in Butts, where a But = 210,000 BTC
18:40 davout sounds like a plan
18:41 BingoBoingo davout: Butts simplify the monetary base since there's only 100 of them
18:42 BingoBoingo davout: And when you implement the optional Butts denomination pls tell Qntra first for exclusive story and great /r/Bitcoin troll
18:42 davout incidentally 1 butt-bit ~= 2.1 bitcoin
18:43 davout i would totally click on qntra's contact link, if only it accepted to load
18:43 BingoBoingo Magic how powers of 10 work. And a bitty bit butt would be 210 satoshis so still better than reddit currency.
18:44 BingoBoingo Could be huge on /r/bitcoin and /r/buttcoin
18:45 davout i think we could make a better headline : "How decentralized micro-tipping helped a man get his broken cock fixed"
18:46 BingoBoingo Now, that could be two stories.
18:48 BingoBoingo ALso apparently starfish Obola is a thing nao asciilifeform http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/11/virus-may-be-the-culprit-in-a-disease-thats-wiping-out-starfish/
18:48 assbot Virus may be the culprit in a disease that’s wiping out starfish | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1tgZ7y5 )
18:48 cazalla he could even use tips to pay for extension/reduction depending on the circumstances, in for surgery anyway so why not
18:50 BingoBoingo And if the surgery doesn't work out, with the malpractice insurance money maybe he can reverse Buterin's waterfall.
18:51 BingoBoingo WHile buying more cock repairs
18:54 BingoBoingo 5 feet tall and 300 lbs, typical rent a cop http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/18/crime-fighting-robots-go-on-patrol-in-silicon-valley-k5-knightscope-mountain-view-stacy-stephens-autonomous-security-guard/
18:58 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: https://github.com/joric/brutus/blob/master/webadmin.py << your turd appears
19:00 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, wth is that
19:00 asciilifeform as if i knew
19:00 asciilifeform but there's yer favicon
19:00 mircea_popescu seems like some sort of pared down btc client, from the desc ?
19:01 asciilifeform https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&q=AAABAAEAEBAAAAEAIABoBAAAFgAAACgAAAAQAAAAIAAAAAEAIAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&oq=AAABAAEAEBAAAAEAIABoBAAAFgAAACgAAAAQAAAAIAAAAAEAIAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
19:01 assbot AAABAAEAEBAAAAEAIABoBAAAFgAAACgAAAAQAAAAIAAAAAEAIAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Google Search ... ( http://bit.ly/1th1T6J )
19:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24549 @ 0.00049322 = 12.1081 BTC [+]
19:08 mircea_popescu marymilk.com.br - c99shell
19:08 mircea_popescu it seems its all over the place,
19:08 punkman asciilifeform: nah just the common image format parts match
19:08 mike_c http://www.dslreports.com/favicon.ico
19:08 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/1th4b5G )
19:09 asciilifeform http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r22713452-The-unofficial-BBR-newtab-button-for-Firefox-35
19:09 assbot The unofficial BBR newtab button for Firefox 3.5... - Mozilla Software | DSLReports Forums ... ( http://bit.ly/1th4tJY )
19:09 mike_c i believe dslreports used to be broadbandreports (bbr?)
19:09 asciilifeform full match
19:09 mircea_popescu mike_c, correct.
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19:28 BingoBoingo !up xanthyos
19:28 BingoBoingo You live!
19:29 asciilifeform kakobrekla: idk, something to harvest our ips << lol, all you lot probably port-scanned that thing, consider yourselves 'harvested' for what it's worth
19:29 asciilifeform kakobrekla: no favicon exploit necessary!
19:30 mircea_popescu asciilifeform, it not having anything open is part of why it's so suspicious.
19:31 mircea_popescu no derp running with :80 open but "forbidden" and a random camo-favicon is going to be running that tight a portship.
19:31 asciilifeform listens for udp; uses 'knocking'; is switched mostly off; take yer pick
19:32 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: what was the role of that box again ?
19:33 mircea_popescu unjustified outbound connection by recently owned router upon bootup
19:33 mircea_popescu nfi what role that is.
19:33 mthreat mircea_popescu: back from patagonia. kilometers driven: 6900
19:33 mircea_popescu wd!
19:34 mthreat nice article about dolar blue: freenode:#bitcoin-otc:0d814a126fafb4ac3a424df77e3b4bd2f5390401b2814245f184a087
19:34 mthreat oops
19:34 mircea_popescu lol
19:34 mthreat http://www.argentinaindependent.com/currentaffairs/analysis/inside-argentinas-blue-dollar-market/
19:35 mircea_popescu it took a brief dive while you were away
19:36 mthreat yeah, which worked out great for me
19:36 mthreat I changed a bunch before leaving, at 14.4 / dollar
19:36 BingoBoingo !up xanthyos
19:37 BingoBoingo ;;bc,stats
19:37 gribble Current Blocks: 330780 | Current Difficulty: 4.03000303278914E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 332639 | Next Difficulty In: 1859 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 6 days, 11 hours, 18 minutes, and 15 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 39043350482.5 | Estimated Percent Change: -3.11831
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19:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13151 @ 0.00049322 = 6.4863 BTC [+]
19:55 mats_cd03 is disclosure of your knowledge of the pwning such a good idea?
20:00 BingoBoingo !up sga4gawerga
20:00 BingoBoingo Hello sga4gawerga
20:06 mats_cd03 now counter intel may be harder.
20:07 asciilifeform i assume that if mircea_popescu wanted to play funkspiel with the fellow on the other end of the wire, he would have kept the discovery to himself...
20:08 asciilifeform how the hell does one say funkspiel in english, anyway
20:09 BingoBoingo radio play is close
20:09 BingoBoingo But strips any particular context
20:09 BingoBoingo BEcause English sucks
20:09 asciilifeform say 'radio play' and folks think 'war of the worlds'
20:10 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34249 @ 0.00048938 = 16.7608 BTC [-]
20:10 asciilifeform what funkspiel is, i think, is now obvious from context
20:15 mircea_popescu mats_cd03, i don't care.
20:17 mircea_popescu nao someone try exposing a hostmask and see if it still gets flooded.
20:18 * asciilifeform has not noticed a great flood, prior
20:18 mircea_popescu it's directed at noobs.
20:18 asciilifeform ah
20:19 asciilifeform incidentally, i have long expected that the day will come when all the world's idiots, with their bags of cheap tricks, arrive here.
20:20 mircea_popescu obviously.
20:20 asciilifeform the quiet, thoughtful idiots, one ought to expect, will put on a more interesting performance than the loud and noxious ones
20:21 mircea_popescu the problem with putting up an adult flag in a world of children is that you get crowded by all the kids that are trying to mature but don't know how
20:21 mircea_popescu and obviously, they would "prefer it" if it worked the way they want it to work, rather than the way it actually works.
20:22 mircea_popescu anywya, bbiab.
20:22 asciilifeform if this was spamzero's 'beautiful surprise' - disappointment!
20:31 BingoBoingo http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/phillies/The_family_legal_fight_over_Ryan_Howards_finances.html
20:37 BingoBoingo !up devthedev
20:45 devthedev Woah bro, http://oi61.tinypic.com/a59gl.jpg
20:47 kakobrekla next time pick a image host with more ads
20:47 BingoBoingo Well, in encouraging news apparently the value of a Mosin Nagant is still well under half a BTC
20:47 devthedev kakobrekla: It's the only one I can access.
20:48 BingoBoingo devthedev: IMGUR?
20:48 devthedev Nope
20:48 BingoBoingo parental filtering or something?
20:49 devthedev No, filtering on this school issued Mac Book.
20:49 kakobrekla O_O
20:49 assbot Last 8 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/35733H2.txt )
20:49 kakobrekla !b 8
20:50 BingoBoingo devthedev: You know... OpenBSD and Gentoo have Mac PPC ports
20:51 devthedev The bootloader's locked
20:51 BingoBoingo No such thing
20:51 danielpbarron just got a call from xanthyos; he's out of surgery, and said that his surgnesergen
20:52 danielpbarron surgen's* name was Richard O. Frank
20:52 BingoBoingo Good news? Or neutral news because he was a bit to drugged up to be intelligible still.
20:52 devthedev BingoBoingo: There's firmware password protection
20:52 BingoBoingo devthedev: Needle, steady hand, current.
20:53 devthedev danielpbarron: Do you know if everything went okay?
20:53 kakobrekla devthedev even better: window. throw out.
20:53 danielpbarron i'm talking to him now, he called back
20:54 kakobrekla tell him we are happy for his penis
20:54 BingoBoingo ^
20:54 devthedev It's too cold outside to open the window.
20:54 kakobrekla throw it though a closed one then , i dont mind
20:54 asciilifeform devthedev: find nearest scrapyard, under the cover of night - steal an actual computer
20:54 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/19BBFKZ.txt )
20:54 BingoBoingo !b 5
20:55 BingoBoingo I really don't know many computer vendors atm with compelling offerings other than Ebay and surplus auctions
20:58 BingoBoingo Real computer http://www.ebay.com/itm/Apple-Macintosh-Color-Classic-Computer-w-Keyboard-and-Mouse-5554-/111502858502?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item19f6169906 Network connectvity http://www.ebay.com/itm/Macintosh-Color-Classic-Ethernet-Card-Apple-LC-575-PDS-Farallon-New-Networking-/231332620598?pt=US_Vintage_Computers_Mainframes&hash=item35dc7fa936
20:58 assbot Apple Macintosh Color Classic Computer w Keyboard and Mouse 5554 | eBay ... ( http://bit.ly/1HnzxCb )
20:58 assbot Macintosh Color Classic Ethernet Card Apple LC 575 PDS Farallon New Networking | eBay ... ( http://bit.ly/1HnzxCf )
20:59 kakobrekla only if it werent crapple
20:59 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: yours ?
20:59 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Nah, the price of color is you don't get the 6830 and ability to run A/UX
21:00 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: remember to explain one day why so fond of a/ux
21:00 dub [18:01] <PBminingDotCom> hi can you up me please
21:00 dub seems legit
21:01 devthedev Without a doubt
21:01 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: It's just another 80's unix. Just this one is build for the late 80's
21:01 BingoBoingo And compact learner friendly machine
21:02 asciilifeform so many compact learner friendly machines to choose from that period! why BingoBoingo went with the one covered in gui menstruade...?
21:03 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Also what other OS could I run on a $10 computer when I got bored with Mac OS?
21:03 asciilifeform netbsd ?
21:04 BingoBoingo netbsd's cost was too high in the need to know it existed at the time
21:05 BingoBoingo At the time my knowledge of the internet was that some how you can go from HTML to porn according to Newsweek
21:06 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: but somehow ended up with a copy of (nearly unobtainable) a/ux by accident ?
21:06 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Also at school auction in the free bin
21:07 * BingoBoingo prolly should have splurged for the Apple II GS
21:21 nubbins` books
21:22 nubbins` http://imgur.com/2eUsRoK
21:22 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1F2bu7N )
21:23 nubbins` dem hand-sewn bindings
21:24 BingoBoingo nubbins`: not many stiches
21:25 nubbins` nah, not many required. they'll be bound tight and then the spines will be glued to the covers
21:28 nubbins` inside the fold: http://imgur.com/7u6JVrj
21:28 assbot imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1uTyViv )
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21:43 nubbins` http://youtu.be/IRBAZJ4lF0U
21:43 assbot Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time (Extended Cut) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1uTClSg )
21:46 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/rnc-investigated-after-evidence-destroyed-in-kevin-kelly-case-1.2840206
21:46 nubbins` i wanna start printing the covers tonight but i'm a bit intimidated :o
21:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1726 @ 0.00118 = 2.0367 BTC [-] {4}
21:49 BingoBoingo http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_world_/2014/11/19/kuwait_s_novel_solution_for_undocumented_residents_buy_them_citizenship.html
21:53 BingoBoingo Wow, there's a city actually named Moroni
21:54 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19450 @ 0.00050762 = 9.8732 BTC [+]
21:59 PeterL What's strange about Moroni? In Utah they also have Bountiful and Nephi
21:59 PeterL and Lehi
22:02 BingoBoingo PeterL: The Moroni I spotted is in Comoros
22:04 PeterL does that make it interesting?
22:07 BingoBoingo PeterL: In the context of Kuwait giving a bunch of its natives who are currently illegal immigrants citizenship in Comoros sure.
22:08 PeterL Is comoros politically connected to kuwait?
22:09 BingoBoingo PeterL: Comoros is poorer than liberia. Kuwait is paying Comoros to give these people passports, because... Why not?
22:12 BingoBoingo Comoros has all of the disadvantages of being east african, island, and 21st century majority muslim all bound into a single turd
22:13 PeterL I still don't see the significance of a city named Moroni?
22:15 BingoBoingo PeterL: Drop the terminal i
22:15 BingoBoingo ANd consider the teritory is francophone
22:15 BingoBoingo It is in name literally a city of idiots
22:23 mats_cd03 lol. bingo with the flourish.
22:24 BingoBoingo mats_cd03: Well, words have origins
22:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59800 @ 0.00050648 = 30.2875 BTC [-] {2}
22:25 BingoBoingo Nikker is a perfectly valid way to express frustration at a person's complete ignorance in Dutch befor ethe language was tainted by acquiring the UK in the Orange revolution
22:26 BingoBoingo Fucking anglo trash were the people who mixed the latin Negro with the Dutch Nikker to create a racial slur
22:27 decimation Moroni: isn't that the name of the Mormon prophet guy
22:29 PeterL yeah, one of them, hence why I mentioned it along with Nephi as a Utah city
22:29 decimation Google: "Q: who owns the internet? A: nobody" << fuck you. if I have a router and a server, I 'own' that piece of the internet. Imagine some peasant showing up in the court of Henry VIII claiming that 'nobody owns' the land under his hovel because the list of owners is large
22:30 PeterL who owns the Earth? Nobody
22:31 decimation sure, why not toss out every law and then split the world into 81 equal squares each owned by 'the people'
22:37 PeterL Like you said, you can own a small piece, but nobody owns the whole thing
22:37 decimation it's true that nobody owns "the whole thing" but that doesn't mean that it is "unowned"
22:37 decimation and it is certainly true that those who own nothing have anything to say to those who do
22:39 decimation at any rate, property rights don't get many facebook likes
22:41 mike_c idk about that. i don't own the electric company, but i have plenty to say to them.
22:44 decimation if you live in the us, the electric company is owned by the people anyway
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23:32 mircea_popescu davout:deterministic behaviour, too fucking mainstream <<< i didn't make the internets!
23:32 mircea_popescu http://i.imgur.com/Ha8tKf4.gif << lol.
23:34 mircea_popescu mats_cd03: (on another note: if mp's ego explodes, and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?) << i don't have an ego anymore. it couldn't keep up.
23:35 mircea_popescu "I’ve been thinking about all the ways you could have found the necessary passwords to get into my computer and actually be using it overnight. None of them too easy. You put some pieces together in a pretty clever way and worked around my many accounts with 2fa." << 2fa works.
23:35 mircea_popescu idjits.
23:36 mircea_popescu "edit: Summary of lessons learned
23:36 mircea_popescu Remote Control solfware (i.e. TeamViewer) does not belong on a computer where you may have browser windows open or important files."
23:36 asciilifeform run moar winblows.
23:37 mircea_popescu the only concerning point in all of this is that guy has a wife, and a house.
23:38 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9394 @ 0.00049397 = 4.6404 BTC [-]
23:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57306 @ 0.00049186 = 28.1865 BTC [-]
23:40 asciilifeform why concerning? that he was not darwined earlier ?
23:40 mircea_popescu poor woman.
23:41 kakobrekla ben_vulpes and whoever else cares i managed to get .7 unstuck from block 252450 with such DB_CONFIG; http://dpaste.com/25E0QVP.txt .. also it took a while.
23:41 assbot ... ( http://bit.ly/11j4Qx2 )
23:41 mircea_popescu set_flags DB_LOG_AUTOREMOVE << wow that actually works ?
23:41 asciilifeform kakobrekla: DB_LOG_AUTOREMOVE << aha
23:41 mircea_popescu will wonders never cease.
23:42 asciilifeform kakobrekla: but the $64k question is, didja have to restart the demon
23:42 asciilifeform at all
23:42 kakobrekla i dont think its db log autoremove, it was there before stuck
23:43 asciilifeform because i did try the max_locks thing, to no avail
23:43 mod6 nice kakobrekla
23:43 asciilifeform when mircea_popescu first suggested it
23:43 kakobrekla what do you mean if i have to restart it, i have to restart it every 6 hours as it leaks blood
23:43 asciilifeform lol aha
23:43 asciilifeform there we go.
23:43 mircea_popescu heh.
23:43 kakobrekla what the problem, its automated!
23:43 asciilifeform not fit for launching to orbit.
23:44 asciilifeform (before you say 'ram quotas!', think about how well defined the behaviour of the moments prior to leak death is)
23:44 kakobrekla its also true im running this on a 512 remote instance
23:45 kakobrekla my net is poor here, waiting for an upgrade but im quite far from the central and its just so much they can do
23:46 kakobrekla i guess i should run locally and force local network only or smth
23:46 kakobrekla idk
23:48 kakobrekla think about how well defined the behaviour of the moments prior to leak death is < not really
23:48 asciilifeform at the risk of turning into naggum - must say, this actually matters.
23:48 asciilifeform the general case.
23:49 asciilifeform of 'how well defined is $behavior-in-pathological-condition'
23:49 kakobrekla http://shrani.si/f/1Y/ZE/bLTXXcQ/memory.png
23:50 asciilifeform for instance, what might actually happen when it gets a SIGKILL
23:50 asciilifeform at -any- given point.
23:50 decimation asciilifeform: thus the need for a programming language that cares about such things
23:50 kakobrekla when you see the green line at 1 gig is when i first tried mps suggestion i think
23:51 kakobrekla last one or two rounds are with 40000
23:51 kakobrekla crossing the magick stuck block
23:51 decimation asciilifeform: what do you think about the 'exception' mechanism in c++, python, etc? To me it seems like a hack to attempt to account for the shiftiness of system calls
23:51 mod6 so first one was with locks=500000?
23:52 asciilifeform decimation: anything short of cl's programmable condition system is retarded.
23:53 kakobrekla most probably all three spikes on daily are with 500000
23:53 kakobrekla at least two
23:53 kakobrekla but i think the third was was 40k already
23:53 asciilifeform decimation: i love it how retarded folks continue to pretend, 30 years later, that one cannot build a system where program is able to go back and correct the cause of an exception
23:54 mod6 ah, then the last one looks like it only spiked above .4G briefly.
23:54 kakobrekla anyway i mapped the memory hole
23:54 kakobrekla by making charts.
23:54 asciilifeform if anyone wonders, incidentally, how long that kind of thing can go on - you have an answer. at least that long.
23:54 decimation yeah, they seem like a good idea on the surface, until one realizes that it really saves no work over making a gigantic 'switch/case' statement
23:54 mircea_popescu kakobrekla ? :D
23:54 decimation around every system call
23:54 mircea_popescu !up gesella
23:54 asciilifeform (what kind of thing? this king - http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-06-2014#700916 )
23:54 assbot Logged on 04-06-2014 00:08:26; asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: the buggers' traditional defense is to pretend that the event was a non-event - or, if this is impractical, to continue living in an imaginary world where they 'scooped' the story first, and all of the 'unsanctioned' discussion never happened.
23:54 asciilifeform *kind
23:56 decimation speaking of which mircea_popescu: so you called it with the debian GR re: systemd, they 'voted' to make init scripts 'optional'
23:56 mircea_popescu aha
23:56 asciilifeform decimation: they actually voted for surrender to enemy
23:56 mircea_popescu i was merely following the hints.
23:56 asciilifeform because that is what 'meeting halfway' is.
23:57 asciilifeform 'camel's nose' etc.
23:57 asciilifeform achilles said to tortoise, let me stick the cock in halfway.
23:57 asciilifeform and then again halfway.
23:57 asciilifeform again.
23:57 asciilifeform (recurse)
23:58 decimation I don't blame redhat et.al., like larry ellison, they are just exploiting what they can exploit
23:58 asciilifeform lest anyone think tortoise gets nothing from this deal - think again. he gets to derp in front of the other cartoon animals, that - even while his shell is bursting from megacock thrust - that nothing at all is happening
23:58 asciilifeform because it isn't really in.
23:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27750 @ 0.00049175 = 13.6461 BTC [-] {2}
23:58 asciilifeform or something like this.
23:59 mircea_popescu well, in truth the entire "free software" thing was dead a while back.
23:59 mircea_popescu so the remaining pretenders don't manage to cling on to the shoes of their forebears. this should be shocking or what ?
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