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← 2014-03-09 | 2014-03-11 →
00:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00381111 = 0.1524 BTC [-] {2}
00:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07786853 = 0.2336 BTC [+]
00:06 diametric ##mtgox-chat is hilarious. So many people ran the tibannebackoffice.exe malware.. what a bunch of idiots.
00:07 diametric i can never seem to complete an order on digikey.
00:07 diametric I always know theres something else I'm forgetting.
00:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.093 = 0.186 BTC [+] {2}
00:15 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3684 @ 0.00086684 = 3.1934 BTC [-]
00:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
00:25 dexX7 diametric: is it confirmed as malware?
00:27 dexX7 appears so.. http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/200k30/the_tibannebackofficeexe_executable_is_wallet/
00:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.607998 BTC [+]
00:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 28 @ 0.00599989 = 0.168 BTC [+] {2}
00:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00590821 = 0.5199 BTC [+] {6}
00:44 dub what the fuck else would it be?
00:47 dexX7 they did not leak any personal data and called mark a fat fuck -> very nice people ;)
00:52 dignork diametric, the "decompiled" proof seems to be bullshit: 'if platform() = "MacOS" then' in windows executable, really?
00:56 dexX7 the guy says "It was created in LiveCode, a tool for easy GUI programming, which actually stores a copy of the code encrypted inside of the executable. I essentially just used a debugger and traced through till I found the code in memory and dumped the section, copying and pasting the interesting parts into this post."
00:56 dexX7 but lol
00:57 Mats_cd03 lmao livecode
01:01 Mats_cd03 better than vb6 i suppose
01:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00086823 = 19.9693 BTC [+] {2}
01:03 dignork oh, wow, retract my last comment, I just looked into zip, they have a Mac version too, coded in LiveCode, neat.
01:11 benkay well done
01:11 benkay this is actually a good thing!
01:11 benkay stop downloading shit off the internet, noobs.
01:16 dignork well, the data looks real, but useless mostly. BTC transactions seem to be legit, but currently I can't find any use for them.
01:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39800 @ 0.00086996 = 34.6244 BTC [+] {2}
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01:37 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40650 @ 0.00087161 = 35.4309 BTC [+] {4}
01:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11006 @ 0.00086819 = 9.5553 BTC [-]
01:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.043 = 0.215 BTC [+] {3}
01:53 dexX7 i run the .exe and it created a TibanneSocket.exe + revsecurity.dll file, but no cleanme.bat
01:58 Mats_cd03 did you finish stepping through the entire program
01:59 dexX7 i didn't debug, simply run and watch (+ log processes))
01:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.0432 = 0.864 BTC [+] {2}
02:01 Mats_cd03 theres a timer
02:01 dexX7 ah
02:02 Mats_cd03 delayed execution for god knows why
02:03 dexX7 anti detection, i guess?
02:03 Mats_cd03 that would make sense if it was asm
02:03 Mats_cd03 but theres no compile process for livecode
02:04 Mats_cd03 i guess you could conceivably evade an amateur with a packet sniffer and no debugging skills
02:07 Mats_cd03 and by 'no compile' i mean JIT
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02:23 benkay .bait
02:23 ozbot http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyff9jZOHi1qdxmsmo1_500.jpg
02:36 benkay meanwhile, on the derpcyclopedia of note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation
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02:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.04242666 = 1.2728 BTC [-] {3}
02:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.09299993 = 1.395 BTC [-] {2}
03:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0424 = 0.1272 BTC [-]
03:18 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26850 @ 0.00086811 = 23.3088 BTC [-] {2}
03:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21523 @ 0.00087281 = 18.7855 BTC [+]
03:30 jurov toilet paper politics???
03:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59000002 = 1.18 BTC [-] {2}
03:38 jurov *encounters related Donald Knuth's problem*
03:38 jurov *keels over*
03:40 benkay i hate to reproduce hn links, but this lil gem has burst a laugh or two from me: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1403_02-08_mickens.pdf
03:46 punkman "FOR COMPLEX REASONS THAT ARE ROOTED IN EUROPEAN COLONIAL NARRATIVES, YOUR WIZARD MUST BE AN OLD WHITE MAN WITH A FLOWING BEARD, NOT A BLACK MAN WITH HIPSTER SHOES AND A FANTASTIC VINYL COLLECTION."
03:49 punkman oh it's that Mickens, thought it read familiar
03:49 punkman http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2013/12/24/10484402.aspx
03:49 ozbot Essays from the funniest man in Microsoft Research - The Old New Thing - Site Home - MSDN Blogs
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04:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.07281885 = 4.3691 BTC [-] {17}
04:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 38 @ 0.07000002 = 2.66 BTC [-] {7}
04:21 assbot [MPEX] [S.BBET] 345 @ 0.00045001 = 0.1553 BTC [-] {2}
04:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 250 @ 0.0008731 = 0.2183 BTC [+]
04:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.NSA] 5000 @ 0.0001 = 0.5 BTC [-] {2}
04:24 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 200 @ 0.0019005 = 0.3801 BTC [-]
04:25 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 750 @ 0.0008731 = 0.6548 BTC [+]
04:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 87 @ 0.00661879 = 0.5758 BTC [+] {3}
04:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.006629 = 0.1657 BTC [+]
04:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27950 @ 0.0008731 = 24.4031 BTC [+]
04:32 mircea_popescu diametric: ##mtgox-chat is hilarious. So many people ran the tibannebackoffice.exe malware.. what a bunch of idiots. << waitwat!
04:33 wao-ender :D
04:34 mircea_popescu ahahaha this is hysterical
04:35 mircea_popescu and THESE fuckwits "are involved" in Bitcoin, if you ask them ? they're part of "the community", according to reddit ?
04:35 mircea_popescu idunthinkso.jpg
04:37 mircea_popescu ;;later tell benkay and the reason for the over "preference" is that all toilet paper they've ever seen on tv is shown that way.
04:37 gribble The operation succeeded.
04:37 jurov http://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ << asciilifeform
04:37 ozbot Myths about /dev/urandom
04:39 mircea_popescu so windows viruses / toilet paper / strong cryptography < topics on #bitcoin-assets within the past 5 minutes
04:40 jurov and borwser monstrosities
04:41 mircea_popescu .bait
04:41 ozbot http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45rlxmTxH1rs3miro1_500.jpg
04:41 mircea_popescu now it's complete.
04:41 mircea_popescu o hey, not a bad pick for once, ozbot
04:42 mircea_popescu jurov well here we go "I believe that the “gold standard” for “true randomness” are quantum effects."
04:43 mircea_popescu he's wrong, quantum effects are anything but random.
04:43 mircea_popescu o wait, he doesn't mean "quantum", he just means micro, as in subatomic. nm.
04:44 jurov well, all such claims need qualification.. and explaining what "random" means
04:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.08743154 = 0.612 BTC [-] {7}
04:45 mircea_popescu "Because almost all of the cryptographic algorithms we use do not hold up to information-theoretic security. They can “only” offer computational security. The two exceptions that come to my mind are Shamir's Secret Sharing and the One-time pad. And while the first one may be a valid counterpoint (if you actually intend to use it), the latter is utterly impractical."
04:45 mircea_popescu holy shit
04:45 mircea_popescu otp impractical ?!
04:45 mircea_popescu what is this crap.
04:45 mircea_popescu sorry, i generally agree with his point that people overuse random for no good reason, and that entropy isn't readily understood by the average coder,
04:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.08631999 = 0.4316 BTC [-] {4}
04:45 mircea_popescu especially the average coder under 50
04:45 mircea_popescu nevertheless... i cant keep reading this
04:47 jurov i suspected there's something amiss.. but have not enough coffeine in the blood yet
04:48 jurov hope in 50 years we'll be only poking fun about today's cargo cults of passwords, entropy and randomness
04:48 mircea_popescu it's circular, otp is only impractical because people have been designing things to make it impractical. otherwise otp generating doohickeys would be trivial to make.
04:59 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13403 @ 0.0008731 = 11.7022 BTC [+]
05:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18950 @ 0.0008736 = 16.5547 BTC [+]
05:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24850 @ 0.00087321 = 21.6993 BTC [-] {2}
05:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43950 @ 0.00087306 = 38.371 BTC [-]
05:24 cazalla who can be bothered putting toilet paper on the roll?
05:25 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
05:25 gribble Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 639.89, Best ask: 641.16, Bid-ask spread: 1.27000, Last trade: 641.16, 24 hour volume: 11088.77498525, 24 hour low: 619.52, 24 hour high: 653.0, 24 hour vwap: 0
05:28 cazalla or perhaps that just makes me a classles aussie bogan
05:33 B007 http://www.greenfieldreporter.com/view/story/0c6775a2c2d843c49887422a2f2406e3/ID--Bitcoin-Property-Sale
05:33 ozbot Northern Idaho lakefront property for sale, payable in Bitcoin
05:34 B007 http://www.ifrasia.com/bitcoin-buying-the-drinks-in-staid-singapore/21135285.article
05:34 ozbot Bitcoin buying the drinks in staid Singapore | People & Markets | IFRAsia
05:38 MAKABEakira cazalla, tp hypermilers, that's who
05:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6156 @ 0.00087306 = 5.3746 BTC [-] {2}
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06:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11829835 BTC [+]
06:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3860 @ 0.00380271 = 14.6785 BTC [-] {18}
06:27 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2014/georg-ritter-von-flondor-and-what-his-unhappy-life-can-teach-us/
06:27 ozbot Georg Ritter von Flondor, and what his unhappy life can teach us pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Pope
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06:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00086813 = 20.7483 BTC [-] {2}
06:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41100 @ 0.00086778 = 35.6658 BTC [-] {2}
06:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24900 @ 0.0008723 = 21.7203 BTC [+] {3}
07:04 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00087449 = 5.6842 BTC [+]
07:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00056046 = 0.2802 BTC [-] {3}
07:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45100 @ 0.0008745 = 39.44 BTC [+] {2}
07:28 Tudo_ hello, what do you think of autotrade on cryptostocks?
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07:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2333 @ 0.0008738 = 2.0386 BTC [-]
08:03 dexX7 "This stock fund listed in BitCoin will be issued, issuer is the "BITCOIN INVESTMENT GUARANTEE LIMITED" company ..."
08:04 dexX7 better triple check the credibility of the issuer. cryptostocks is somewhat known for scams
08:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 55 @ 0.06909454 = 3.8002 BTC [-] {9}
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08:41 dexX7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CjldZLXiAU&t=3m10s
08:41 ozbot A LOOK INSIDE AMERICA'S LARGEST BITCOIN MINING OPERATION - YouTube
08:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.073 = 0.219 BTC [-] {3}
08:47 dexX7 ^ this one is it
09:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31400 @ 0.00087455 = 27.4609 BTC [+]
09:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.04324873 = 0.3892 BTC [+] {2}
09:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.043249 = 0.2162 BTC [+]
09:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.07395435 = 0.7395 BTC [+] {3}
09:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11100 @ 0.0008738 = 9.6992 BTC [-]
09:25 topace [17:16:09] <thestringpuller> topace: unlock my account
09:25 topace ^ you'll have to contact support
09:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 443 @ 0.00407902 = 1.807 BTC [+] {6}
09:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.00412369 = 0.4 BTC [+] {5}
09:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.043249 = 0.173 BTC [+]
09:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.09199999 = 1.38 BTC [+] {2}
09:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 16 @ 0.043249 = 0.692 BTC [+] {2}
09:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 14 @ 0.13311598 = 1.8636 BTC [-]
09:38 asciilifeform jurov, mircea_popescu, /dev/urandom: where did this horror come from. put it back on the bottom of the sea where it belongs.
09:38 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/201g66/onename_the_decentralized_identity_system_for/
09:38 ozbot OneName: The Decentralized Identity System for Bitcoin : Bitcoin
09:43 asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: as far as i can tell, this is braindamaged.
09:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0934999 = 0.187 BTC [+]
09:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 13 @ 0.043249 = 0.5622 BTC [+]
09:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 11 @ 0.13311598 = 1.4643 BTC [-]
09:52 ThickAsThieves i havent read it yet
09:52 ThickAsThieves whats the fatal flaw?
09:52 ThickAsThieves i see it uses namecoin
09:53 asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: it's a web-based gizmo. could use namecoin, could use the author's arsehole for mass storage
09:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 44 @ 0.043249 = 1.903 BTC [+]
09:53 asciilifeform see the discussion of 'promise vs. mechanism' in earlier logs.
09:55 mircea_popescu $depth x.eur
09:55 mpexbot mircea_popescu: X.EUR Bids: ['2800 @ 0.0019005', '200 @ 0.00170512', '500 @ 0.00169213', '4200 @ 0.0016245', '100 @ 0.00153846']
09:55 mpexbot mircea_popescu: Asks: ['749 @ 0.0021', '450 @ 0.00222699', '251 @ 0.0026', '1531 @ 0.0029', '1000 @ 0.0089']
09:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.09122156 = 0.6386 BTC [-] {2}
09:58 ThickAsThieves http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/mar/10/richard-branson-climate-deniers-get-out-of-the-way
09:58 ozbot Richard Branson tells climate deniers to 'get out of the way' | Environment | theguardian.com
09:59 ThickAsThieves Tim Cook "If you want me to do things only for ROI [return on investment] reasons, you should get out of this stock."
09:59 mircea_popescu lolzk
09:59 mircea_popescu anyone want to write me a put ?
10:01 jurov oh what? BTC/EUR?
10:01 jurov *on
10:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0935 = 0.4675 BTC [+]
10:02 mircea_popescu no, on "this stock"
10:03 mircea_popescu whatever it may be, virgin, apple, i didn't even look. whose ceo is cook nao ?
10:03 nubbins` apple
10:03 asciilifeform http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/us-intelligence-officials-monitor-federal-employees-security-clearances << purges! lol
10:03 ozbot US intelligence officials to monitor federal employees with security clearances | The Rundown | PBS
10:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09399189 = 0.188 BTC [+] {2}
10:03 nubbins` that's correct, apple ceo says he isn't in it for investor returns :0
10:04 KRS-One there's a novel idea
10:04 KRS-One then they can monitor the monitors that monitor the monitors that monitor the employees.
10:04 ThickAsThieves nubbins` did you get my msg?
10:04 mircea_popescu KRS-One not that novel, it's been introduced by the forum investors years ago
10:04 nubbins` sorry, nope
10:04 ThickAsThieves ah
10:04 mircea_popescu o nm
10:04 nubbins` oh, wait, hold on
10:04 nubbins` it got buried in gribble's warnings
10:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09539999 = 0.1908 BTC [+] {2}
10:04 ThickAsThieves k
10:04 mircea_popescu nubbins` you totally need to drop that `
10:04 mircea_popescu o or that
10:05 nubbins` gribs totally needs to have an ;;i_fucking_know_already command that suppresses warnings
10:06 nubbins` ThickAsThieves: let me check everyone's schedule and get back to ya later today
10:06 mircea_popescu what warnings do you get ?
10:06 ThickAsThieves k
10:06 nubbins` [10:47:48] <gribble> #bitcoin-otc: Watch out for fraudsters! Always check auth with the ident command, or you could be dealing with an impostor. Use gettrust to check trust paths. If in doubt, ASK IN CHANNEL. Fraud prevention guide: http://bit.ly/YCGOI3 Trust system guide: http://bit.ly/16IOdbe
10:06 ThickAsThieves i watched wolf of wall street, first half is pretty bad, but second half was less bad
10:06 mircea_popescu "'I get probably seven or eight hundred and I read the majority of those. Every day." he
10:07 mircea_popescu he;s lying. nobody who actually does it advertises it.
10:07 ThickAsThieves all i recall after the fact is the lambo lude scene
10:08 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not really purges, more like desperation. for every snowden twitter knows about there's dozens that various interests know about
10:08 mircea_popescu maybe one hundred the chinese know about
10:08 mircea_popescu to describe the entire operation as schweitzer would be charitable.
10:08 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves lude ?!
10:08 nubbins` 'ludes man, fuckin 'ludes
10:08 ThickAsThieves when they take the lemmons
10:09 ThickAsThieves mostly comedic
10:09 nubbins` so the coin i sent to australia on january 14 finally arrived today
10:09 mircea_popescu quaaludes ?!
10:09 ThickAsThieves yes
10:09 mircea_popescu wow people still take 70s drugs ?
10:09 nubbins` i suspect the express shipping label got torn off
10:10 nubbins` mircea_popescu i don't think they make ludes anymore
10:10 ThickAsThieves i thought you saw the movie?
10:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: people still take 1880s drugs
10:10 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i didn't make it that far in
10:10 nubbins` ^
10:10 nubbins` heh
10:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform that of course they do.
10:10 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: and 1940s
10:11 heat lsd was from the 40s?
10:11 ThickAsThieves yeah i actually turned it off too
10:11 ThickAsThieves but then wondered how the antagonist bit would go
10:11 nubbins` lsd is from the 30s
10:11 mircea_popescu i don't usually turn them off, i usually end up turning some chick on
10:11 mircea_popescu same effect
10:12 nubbins` altho TBF it took several years before they realized what it did
10:13 nubbins` hofmann lived to 102 :0
10:13 mircea_popescu “If one guy has a Jaguar on a (government) GS-12 salary, that’s a red flag,” McConnell said.
10:13 mircea_popescu epic.
10:14 mircea_popescu "you're supposed to suck!"
10:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09584994 = 0.1917 BTC [+] {2}
10:15 ThickAsThieves jaguars aren't THAT expensive
10:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.096 = 0.672 BTC [+]
10:16 mircea_popescu my point exactly.
10:16 mircea_popescu somehow people are expected to buy houses and college educations, but a jaguar throws red flags
10:16 mircea_popescu it so happens both of those are 10x as expensive and 100x as scammy on a roi basis.
10:17 mircea_popescu take leah of #suckstobeleah fame : she had a 175k mortgage and no jaguar.
10:17 * nubbins` considers a "vehicles i own" section on a CV
10:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07758495 = 0.4655 BTC [+] {2}
10:18 nubbins` you know you've got a legit scoop when both reuters and ap shake their heads and say "nope" ;(
10:20 mircea_popescu http://www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars/jaguar
10:20 ozbot Used Jaguar cars - Find a used Jaguar for sale on Auto Trader
10:20 mircea_popescu check that shit out, you can have one for 5k
10:20 mircea_popescu Jaguar X-Type 2.0d SE 4dr Diesel Saloon
10:20 mircea_popescu 2005 (05 reg) Saloon
10:20 mircea_popescu SILVER, IMMACULATE CONDITION, 2 X KEEPERS FROM NEW, MOT JULY 2014, TAX, FULL SERVICE HISTORY PART MAIN DEALER, CD PLAYER, AIR-CON, MULTIFUNCTION STEERING WHEEL, HEATED SEATS, FULL … £3,495
10:20 asciilifeform 5k? with engine or without
10:20 mircea_popescu 90,000 miles
10:20 mircea_popescu Manual
10:20 mircea_popescu 2.0L
10:20 mircea_popescu Diesel
10:20 mircea_popescu a diesel engine
10:21 mircea_popescu Jaguar X-Type 2.5 V6 4dr
10:21 mircea_popescu 2002 (51 reg) Saloon
10:21 mircea_popescu Perfect runner and good condition but EML is on with code H025 so needs new exhaust sensor., SILVER, 3 owners, Next MOT due 23/02/2015, Tax expires 30/04/2014,
10:21 mircea_popescu 103,000 miles £850
10:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.60521428 = 4.2365 BTC [+] {4}
10:23 mircea_popescu i guess the min cost to troll the monitors would be ~1.5k
10:23 mircea_popescu which you know, most serious partyers can drop on a single bottle.
10:24 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: you drink Fluorinert? some party!
10:24 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i take it you don't do much in the way of the club scene huh
10:24 asciilifeform haha nope
10:25 mircea_popescu http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/the-businessman-who-ran-up-203-752576
10:25 mircea_popescu http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/russian-multimillionaires-rack-up-130000-tab-going-headtohead-in-bar-bill-contest-8870845.html
10:26 asciilifeform only worth drinking this if it can be pissed out into a golden toilet.
10:26 nubbins` ThickAsThieves, what's the deadline for this
10:27 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i'd say only worth drinking if you're not drunk
10:27 nubbins` ^
10:27 mircea_popescu or surrounded by athletes, for that matter.
10:27 mircea_popescu anyway, consider :
10:27 mircea_popescu His biography reads: “Despite his tender years, Alex is a name to watch out for in the city. An expert in the UK economy, he works the currency markets, regularly trading millions.”
10:27 mircea_popescu to stop wondering where the forum tards come from.
10:28 mircea_popescu they come from the queue outside the playground, waiting to fellate these idiots.
10:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.00408799 = 0.1022 BTC [+] {2}
10:28 mircea_popescu Describing his rapid career rise from humble beginnings to working for trading company Zone Invest Group, it adds: “A talented, charismatic and thoroughly likeable man, Alex Hope exudes knowledge and you can’t help but respect and admire this self-taught and self-made young trader.”
10:29 mircea_popescu Alex Hope made his first trade around five years ago, while he was still working at a fast food bar – and now claims to earn a six-figure salary. He made his first deals on his mobile phone during the commute to his day job, after a spread betting seminar shortly before his 18th birthday.
10:29 mircea_popescu expert in the uk economy and britney spearism.
10:30 mircea_popescu “It was meant to be just an extra hobby alongside football,” Alex explained
10:31 nubbins` lel
10:31 mircea_popescu and from the other one :
10:31 mircea_popescu "The victorious punter jumped up and down waving his receipt in the air when the bills were added up shortly before closing time at the club, at the Embassy venue in Old Burlington Street. The nightclub has not revealed the identity of the big spenders."
10:31 mircea_popescu imagine : spend a hundred grand and allow them to tell you when the thing closes ?
10:32 mircea_popescu my brain doesn't manage to cope with the alternate reality these kids live in.
10:33 nubbins` shit's funny in london
10:33 nubbins` the bar closes, you fuckin leave, end of story
10:33 mircea_popescu myeah. wouldn't visit if they paid me.
10:34 nubbins` big burly doofuses in SECURITY jackets appear out of nowhere
10:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00087479 = 7.6982 BTC [+] {2}
10:38 ThickAsThieves ThickAsThieves, what's the deadline for this /// hrm, faster the better, if i can't get it in a couple days I'll just go with a typographic design
10:38 ThickAsThieves yesterday, basically
10:38 ThickAsThieves project was thrown together
10:39 ThickAsThieves and now they wanna promote it etc
10:39 ThickAsThieves i offered to help, but didnt realize how rusty my drawing skills are
10:40 ThickAsThieves my own attempts have been shit
10:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41873 @ 0.0008738 = 36.5886 BTC [-]
10:49 heat does it snow in romania?
10:53 thestringpuller topace: thanks! :D
10:54 kakobrekla yes heat , when you are not around
10:56 heat do you guys make fun of americans when they tour the cities there?
10:57 mike_c who is 'you guys'? this isn't the all-romania channel.
10:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00087452 = 20.901 BTC [+]
10:58 heat oh i thought
10:59 heat this was purely a Romanian channel
10:59 kakobrekla nope, just one gypsy playing his guitar
11:01 heat when people come and visit popescu does he break the plates they ate on
11:01 heat after he leaves?
11:01 heat after they leave?
11:02 Mats_cd03 everyone everywhere resents touristd
11:02 asciilifeform heat: i think only orthodox gypsies do this
11:02 Mats_cd03 ^tourists
11:02 mircea_popescu heat sure.
11:02 heat is it like a party or do you just
11:02 heat throw them in the trash
11:03 kakobrekla its just that he is so rich he does not need to wash them, ever
11:03 heat i see
11:03 mircea_popescu kakobrekla so then what do the girls do all day
11:03 kakobrekla make pottery?
11:03 asciilifeform mine uranium?
11:03 mircea_popescu http://www.bondagecrazy.com/archives/gina_kitchen.jpg etc
11:04 kakobrekla beats me, maybe they go house to house selling trilema credits
11:04 heat lol
11:04 asciilifeform http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/03/10/ukraine-nuclear/6250815 << loll!
11:04 ozbot Ukraine may have to go nuclear, says Kiev lawmaker
11:04 heat wow thats a small sink
11:04 mircea_popescu kakobrekla no here it's bundled with the cable subscription
11:04 kakobrekla :DD
11:04 asciilifeform 'please send us a few sovnukes back'
11:05 mircea_popescu aka snukes ?!
11:05 heat that sounds not to bad u just leave here there all day and
11:05 heat walk by and fuck her whenever.
11:05 mircea_popescu who is this guy
11:05 heat a terrible speller
11:05 heat im a fan of romania.
11:05 heat i think ill move there one day
11:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22950 @ 0.00087378 = 20.0533 BTC [-] {2}
11:05 mircea_popescu by the latest news, so will a number of ukrainians
11:06 mircea_popescu they won't even have ot leave their houses
11:06 asciilifeform haha
11:06 asciilifeform maybe i can get an Amazing Free Ro passport.
11:06 mircea_popescu sie gonnen mir nicht Schlesien und die Grafschaft Glatz...
11:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 350 @ 0.00056898 = 0.1991 BTC [+] {3}
11:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the ro passport is pretty good i tell you. of all the people i've been with all over the world, mine's been overall the best treated.
11:07 asciilifeform i believe it.
11:07 mircea_popescu everyone else is hated somewhere or other.
11:08 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqTuWCiM4g
11:08 ozbot The Gypsy's Wife - Leonard Cohen - YouTube
11:08 heat how can you hate the country where nadia comaneci is from
11:09 heat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j7E7pvLxmI&feature=kp
11:09 ozbot Cinderella - Gypsy Road - YouTube
11:10 nubbins` i've been asked more than once if i was a fake canadian when travellers see the flag on my pack
11:10 heat what can be gained
11:10 heat by being a fake canadian
11:11 nubbins` apparently it's fashionable for americans to pretend not to be american
11:11 mircea_popescu lol
11:11 nubbins` when overseas
11:11 heat now that i can see
11:11 heat who the fuck wants to be american
11:11 mike_c not fashionable, more like recommended.
11:11 heat i here Americans will get gang banged in a dark ally just for being
11:11 mike_c people are jealous of us. it's difficult sometimes.
11:11 heat jealous of us, HAH
11:11 heat annoyed by us, more realistic .
11:12 nubbins` heh
11:13 nubbins` TBF none of the american travellers i've met have been particularly brash
11:13 nubbins` aside from the group of guys from las vegas i met in colombia
11:13 nubbins` australians and israelis are the ones that will give you headaches
11:13 mircea_popescu yeah in fairness the derpy us traveller of the 70s and 80s has been replaced by a much more understated kind.
11:14 nubbins` the derpiness just shifts around. before americans it was the british -- you can still see this if you find older brits
11:14 heat lol derpy
11:14 heat my dad backpacked across EU in the 70s
11:14 heat he may have been derpy i dont know
11:14 nubbins` "i thought it was port macdonald! my camera has ten zooms!" -elderly british woman i met in puerto maldonado, peru
11:14 heat he did eat the hash brownies tho.
11:14 mircea_popescu not sure who it is now, cause the chinese aren't really obnoxious
11:15 nubbins` it's the aussies now
11:15 mircea_popescu aussies can afford to travel outside their island !?!
11:15 nubbins` i know, crazy right?
11:15 mircea_popescu on what, specially trained kangaroos ?
11:15 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: what the fuck? Yes they are. I work with a Chinese co-op...just...don't even get my started.
11:15 mircea_popescu no by all means, start, start.
11:15 nubbins` all that free space has bred permanent outside-voices into them
11:15 mircea_popescu wtf is a chinese co-op
11:16 thestringpuller he is a student working a full time position
11:16 thestringpuller and he is from china hence chinese
11:16 mircea_popescu a co-operated chinese student :D
11:16 mircea_popescu like those dual control cars from driver school
11:17 thestringpuller buuut he is pretty derpy in that he would rather pay money on league of legends characters than have a girlfriend who provides you with sex
11:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00087353 = 5.5906 BTC [-]
11:17 thestringpuller SO I MEAN
11:17 thestringpuller like
11:17 thestringpuller ......
11:17 mircea_popescu so how does this affect you ?!
11:17 thestringpuller It confuses me! It affects me in that way.
11:18 mircea_popescu aok
11:18 nubbins` hm, il neige
11:18 thestringpuller snow?
11:18 nubbins` oui
11:19 nubbins` je suis fatigué de l'hiver ;(
11:19 mircea_popescu l'ennui de hiver du nubbins
11:19 nubbins` D:
11:19 cazalla i've run into americans saying they are canadian in australia
11:19 cazalla we call them seppos here
11:20 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=333851.msg5619550#msg5619550
11:20 ozbot [Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus
11:21 mircea_popescu ahaha check it out, the doofus actually claims they made a gain.
11:21 mircea_popescu pity deprived ran off, this usagi needs his pair.
11:23 mike_c i love how proud he is that he only lost 12%.
11:23 mircea_popescu didn't he claim he gained ~11.5% ?
11:23 mike_c "it dropped by a total of 11.6% from inception to final return of capital "
11:23 mircea_popescu "And as for the subsequent performance of that fund, if you had bothered to check, you would have found that in fact, it dropped by a total of 11.6% from inception to final return of capital -- thereby outperforming every other comparable fund available"
11:23 mircea_popescu nm, jesus christ.
11:23 mircea_popescu this guy is usagi. srsly now, EXACTLY the same.
11:24 mircea_popescu objector : "here are the numbers. you fucked up"
11:24 mircea_popescu usagi : a) this is a different scam than the other scam and generally this should not be discussed here or in this way or etc ;
11:24 mircea_popescu b) we lost X according to Y creative counting method which is BETTER THAN ANY ALTERNATIVE AVAILABLE!!11
11:29 mircea_popescu "it appears that Mircea Popescu either can't be bothered to read or has so convinced himself of his own godliness that he thinks he can just make stuff up and the band of sycophantic pseudonyms will eat it up with stars in their eyes."
11:29 mircea_popescu why do people hate people! why can't we all get along!
11:29 mircea_popescu why should the stupid not realise they're stupid and fall into line!
11:30 ThickAsThieves how dare you overestimate how badly his fund performed
11:30 mircea_popescu have i ?
11:30 mircea_popescu o you mean by rounding 11.6 to 12 ?
11:30 ThickAsThieves it only lost 11%, while labcoin lost much more!
11:30 mike_c um, so are they sycophants or pseduonyms? there are some serious logical fallacies in his bullshit.
11:31 ThickAsThieves by these measures pankkake's PIF is the real deal investment
11:31 mircea_popescu o that. this incidentally is quite common scammer strategy, make a palette of crap, because of this particular psychological inclination of the uneducated mind
11:31 mircea_popescu did pif lose anything yet ?
11:31 ThickAsThieves it can't
11:31 mircea_popescu clearly going for the long con, that pif
11:32 mircea_popescu mike_c the best part of it being, of course, all the panache with which he delivers it.
11:32 ThickAsThieves being that the only way to lose is if pankkake runs, and if someone actually buys any
11:33 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/TamEcclestone/status/442956413066035200
11:33 ozbot Twitter / TamEcclestone: One week to go http://t.co/U9uaxnouTi
11:34 mircea_popescu chick's pretty hawt.
11:35 mircea_popescu (bernie's kid)
11:37 nubbins` imagine googling your mother's name and finding that
11:37 mircea_popescu i wouldn't have it any other way, tbh
11:39 mircea_popescu talk about the fucking digital revolution : you can't find a picture of bernie ecclestone without white hair if you search for an entire day
11:39 mircea_popescu yet most of what he did happened before he went old.
11:40 mircea_popescu http://www.thosewerethedays.org.uk/images/motor-racing-stories/bernie-ecclestone-el-grafico.jpg
11:40 mircea_popescu there we go, thanks god for the ethnic market.
11:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0426 = 0.1278 BTC [-]
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11:45 Apocalyptic is there any decent chart site for bitcoin-central ?
11:46 mircea_popescu i think it used to be on bitcoincharts
11:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.04255 = 0.1702 BTC [-] {2}
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11:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.13311598 = 0.5325 BTC [-] {2}
11:50 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27950 @ 0.00087471 = 24.4481 BTC [+] {2}
11:52 Mats_cd03 what is pankkake working on
11:53 Apocalyptic mircea, indeed it's there, ty
11:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-]
11:57 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/443052915755061248
11:57 ozbot Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: We will bury you. @MattMEgan5 ...
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.42574219 BTC to 3`681 shares, 65899 satoshi per share
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12:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.13311598 = 0.6656 BTC [-]
12:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.004 = 0.2 BTC [+]
12:25 Mats_cd03 http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=57298
12:25 ozbot The Average Peen & Height Chart Of The World [Pic] | I Am Bored
12:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0432 = 0.216 BTC [+]
12:26 Mats_cd03 til dongs in ecuador r enormous
12:29 mircea_popescu didja know the main driver in penis size is female whorishness ?
12:29 Mats_cd03 go on
12:30 asciilifeform ;;google primate ball size
12:30 gribble Large testicles mean greater infidelity, research finds - Telegraph: <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/10603957/Large-testicles-mean-greater-infidelity-research-finds.html>; Primate Store - Primate Enrichment Toys: <http://www.primatestore.com/monkey_toys.asp>; Female Promiscuity Controls the Size of Your Testicles - Joe Quirk: <http://www.joequirk.com/Sample_3.html>
12:30 mircea_popescu the more women fuck around, the more strongly large penises are selected for.
12:30 Mats_cd03 thats unfortunate
12:30 nubbins` ehh
12:31 Mats_cd03 my dong is average size
12:31 nubbins` so these women, they get preggo and keep the babby?
12:31 mircea_popescu nubbins` which women
12:31 nubbins` the ones you're talking about
12:31 mircea_popescu on the timescale discussed all women keep all babies.
12:31 MisterE anyone use gekko?
12:32 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15930 @ 0.00087204 = 13.8916 BTC [-] {2}
12:32 mircea_popescu as in the webkit ?
12:32 MisterE no the bot https://github.com/askmike/gekko/tree/master/docs
12:32 nubbins` so access to safe, legal abortions would, in theory, cause a decrease in dick and ball size
12:32 nubbins` interesting
12:32 Mats_cd03 "The testicles are even larger in sea urchins. They spawn directly into the ocean. To increase the chance of fertilising an egg, the sea urchin is a huge testicle with a little shell around it."
12:33 MisterE Mats_cd03: yea when they spawn the whole ocean floor has a 2' thick layer of cum
12:33 Mats_cd03 i had sea urchin a year ago and i didnt realize i was swallowing urchin cum
12:33 MisterE looks like milky water
12:33 Mats_cd03 surprisingly creamy with a great texture...im gay
12:33 mircea_popescu nubbins` no, monogamy is neutral
12:33 mircea_popescu promiscuity is selective
12:34 punkman1 Mats_cd03: that's usually the female's eggs
12:34 Mats_cd03 the telegraph doesnt think so
12:34 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 well not gay, no. urchay ?
12:35 MisterE thats kind of how salmon spawn too
12:35 MisterE mom lays eggs and dad cums over them, water is full of it
12:36 Mats_cd03 "When the female lions in the pride are in heat, he must mate with all the females every half-hour for three days.”
12:36 MisterE lucky fucker
12:36 Mats_cd03 reminds me of bruised peaches and futurama
12:36 mircea_popescu MisterE you only think so on account of your tender years.
12:36 Mats_cd03 MisterE gives me the impression hes in high school
12:36 MisterE :D not so tender as you may think
12:37 MisterE lol
12:37 MisterE thats irc for you
12:37 mircea_popescu so how old are you then ?
12:37 MisterE this channel is pretty mature but doesn't it bring the kid out in all of us a bit?
12:37 MisterE we say shit on irc we wouldnt say irl
12:37 mircea_popescu contrary to what kids normally think, it's not a crime being a kid
12:37 Mats_cd03 uh no
12:38 Mats_cd03 i talk about niggers.txt and bitcoin transaction malleability irl
12:38 Mats_cd03 isnt that normal
12:38 mircea_popescu well... "normal".
12:38 mircea_popescu "Bitcoin Foundation will be charged with a criminal complaint in 2014"
12:38 mircea_popescu holy fucksticks on a wheel!
12:38 MisterE there's a non-headline
12:39 MisterE must be /.
12:39 mircea_popescu how fucktarded do you need to be to not realise that a foundation is a juristic person and as such immune from criminal prosecution ?
12:39 mircea_popescu and how much more fucktarded than that do you need to be to go sprouting your derpage around as if you were a human being!
12:39 mircea_popescu i blame the schools. these people should have been abused into insanity long before reaching the internet.
12:39 MisterE /.?
12:39 mircea_popescu MisterE no, bitbet.
12:40 thestringpuller LOL!
12:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.004 = 2 BTC [+]
12:41 nubbins` https://www.technosport.com/_images/Banners/FrontPageBanners/Oakley_2014_EN.jpg
12:41 nubbins` lelelelelel
12:41 nubbins` that was the best photo they took?
12:41 Mats_cd03 ever read The Epicurean Dealmaker, mp? finance+philosophy, seems up your alley
12:41 mircea_popescu nope.
12:42 Mats_cd03 needs more cleavage nubbins`
12:42 thestringpuller http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyMGt1M-Rs - mircea_popescu
12:42 nubbins` needs less herp
12:42 moiety mew happy monday all, how goes?
12:43 mircea_popescu jus' same old.
12:43 mircea_popescu You’d think this would be paradise for the males. Wrong. Every male chimp is a cuckold. Chimp alpha males are in a tizzy, running around trying to stop secret copulations between females and lower-ranking males, but the female drive for sexual variety outwits the male chimps while they are busy fighting. Alphas can only control one or two of these nymphomaniacs at once, who throw themselves on male penises every time
12:43 mircea_popescu the alpha male’s back is turned. Males can only strategize for a higher percentage of copulations, never for faithfulness. When a chimp female in heat presents her posterior to a male, there could be any number of different guys’ sperms already swimming around in there.
12:43 mircea_popescu This is why primatologists never watch TV. When females go into estrus, the chimp-offs are pure entertainment. It’s funny, violent, full of chases and trickery, and it’s X-rated—imagine a pornographic Three Stooges– and the researchers get to claim that counting erections is scientific research.
12:44 mircea_popescu i thought that's what reality tv is supposed to be
12:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.04275 = 0.4275 BTC [-]
12:47 Mats_cd03 http://epicureandealmaker.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/goodwill-hunting.html
12:47 ozbot The Epicurean Dealmaker: Goodwill Hunting
12:47 moiety reminds me of the penguins. the first researcher was so horrified by what he found, he didn't publish his work... leaving the next batch to go find
12:47 Mats_cd03 on accounting, HP, and HP's purchase of Autonomy
12:48 moiety the penguins were having sex with a decapitated females head placed near some rocks
12:48 jcpham just watched the most awesome investigative TV news report on bitcoin from KWTF in bumfuck, Montana
12:48 jcpham way better than Newsweak
12:48 mircea_popescu jcpham transcript ?
12:49 jcpham http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CjldZLXiAU
12:49 ozbot A LOOK INSIDE AMERICA'S LARGEST BITCOIN MINING OPERATION - YouTube
12:49 jcpham sorry no transcript
12:49 jcpham Dorain is definitely satoshi though
12:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.04240011 = 0.1272 BTC [-]
12:49 jcpham did you see those squinty eyes?
12:49 mircea_popescu heh mkay.
12:53 mircea_popescu moiety you ever see that turtle fucking a shoe ?
12:54 moiety no but i did see that guy get banned from twitter for fucking a hotpocket
12:54 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/complaint-against-priest-wayne-dohey-filed-with-rnc-1.2566509
12:54 ozbot Complaint against priest Wayne Dohey filed with RNC - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
12:54 nubbins` "Dohey had been charged in 2007 with sexual assault and sexual exploitation. Those charges were dismissed by a judge."
12:54 nubbins` THE RIGHT CALL
12:55 assbot [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 400 @ 0.0019005 = 0.7602 BTC [-]
12:56 mircea_popescu ;;google turtle fucks a shoe
12:56 gribble Turtle Fucking a Shoe - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHI8LnoixFE>; TURTLE FUCKING ADIDAS-SHOE - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5F1wNg6pc>; Turtle Fucks Boot - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn-gvKSCHT4>
12:58 moiety omg
12:58 moiety mircea_popescu: lolol turtles make pretty ace sex noises, just a shame it wasn't a nike
12:58 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 750 @ 0.0008679 = 0.6509 BTC [-]
12:58 jcpham what flavor was the hot pocket
12:58 moiety ham and cheese
12:59 jcpham i like the meatballs and mozzarella
12:59 moiety hot mozarella... think that over
12:59 nubbins` you guys don't put that shit in your bodies, do you?
12:59 nubbins` :(
12:59 jcpham you gotta let it cool to body temp first
12:59 moiety i can happily say i havent been in the same room as a hot pocket... do you even get them here
12:59 jcpham nubbins` i rarely eat a)
13:00 jcpham and rarely eat helthy b)
13:00 moiety jcpham: he realised this and put it in the fridge after he mocrowaved it
13:00 nubbins` tsk tsk
13:00 moiety microwaved*
13:00 nubbins` if you don't take care of your body, where will you live?
13:00 jcpham under a bridge
13:00 jcpham as it should be
13:00 nubbins` point missed ;D
13:01 nubbins` if you don't take care of your body, where will your brain live?
13:01 jcpham by lack of eating properly is this ADHD/sacrifice thing. Slightly motivated possibly by greed
13:01 jcpham I value X time > Y time eating
13:01 * jurov sends jcpham some soylent
13:01 jcpham well...
13:01 jcpham it's sort of the same way with excretions too
13:02 jcpham #1 and #2
13:02 jcpham i've got issues
13:02 jcpham would eat ramen every day if that was my shoice
13:03 nubbins` that shit will pickle your insides!
13:03 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31100 @ 0.00086834 = 27.0054 BTC [+] {2}
13:03 jcpham don't worry i'm not on any track that would keep me here long
13:03 nubbins` altho tbf i have eaten my share of kimchi ramyeon
13:04 jcpham i shant use up your air/food/water
13:04 nubbins` oh! then in that case, carry on
13:04 moiety nubbins`: consider my insides pickled
13:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 250 @ 0.00056897 = 0.1422 BTC [+] {3}
13:05 mircea_popescu isn't ramen basically a cheap noodle ?
13:05 moiety yep thats all it is, just instant noodles
13:05 jurov plus salt and spice
13:05 moiety natural staple of moieties everywhere
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13:05 jurov errr. no spice. flavor.
13:06 moiety i like them spicy
13:06 nubbins` http://blog.korea.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/suzychung_ramyeon_jin.jpg
13:06 mircea_popescu moiety what are these moieties ? just halfsies ?
13:06 nubbins` ^ best kind
13:06 KRS-One enough salt in ramen spice packs to trigger a heart attack in many
13:06 moiety yeah i didn't think that one through did i mircea_popescu
13:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00599792 = 2.999 BTC [+] {5}
13:07 nubbins` KRS-One nod
13:07 jurov they really put faux egg/vegetables there?
13:07 nubbins` jurov those were added after the fact
13:07 mircea_popescu a so it's the spice packs that are supposed to do the pickling huh
13:07 nubbins` generally you just get spice and a few freeze dried bits
13:07 nubbins` but it's popular to put spring onion and an egg in the boiling water
13:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 303 @ 0.00599899 = 1.8177 BTC [+] {2}
13:07 moiety sometimes palm oil
13:07 jurov yep , same here, called "vifon"
13:08 moiety i like to make mine with an egg
13:08 KRS-One hmm i should try that
13:08 nubbins` it's much nicer with an egg
13:08 nubbins` and fresh green onion
13:08 moiety i don't really mix it in though
13:08 mircea_popescu this should be #bitcoin-frugality henceforth
13:08 nubbins` korean food is nothing if not frugal
13:08 KRS-One cheap enough to get me through my broke, practically homeless days in college
13:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4922 @ 0.00086758 = 4.2702 BTC [-]
13:09 nubbins` delicious hot homemade soup delivered to your door in a stone bowl with metal cutlery and 2-3 side dishes: $3.50
13:09 mircea_popescu nubbins` you should have lived in egypt.
13:09 asciilifeform nubbins`: korean food is nothing if not frugal << 1 bear trap, 1 street dog ?
13:09 nubbins` when you're done, you put the dishes outside your apartment door and they come back to collect them
13:09 mircea_popescu i had this > 1lb dish that cost 5 lyra (a shade under a dollar)
13:09 moiety basically, i don't like cooking just for me. noodles is quick. i don't see the point in making other things when there isn't anyone to feed them to
13:09 mircea_popescu best shit i ever ate.
13:09 nubbins` asciilifeform they breed the soup dogs, they don't catch strays ;D
13:10 nubbins` mircea_popescu, moroccan food, same thing
13:10 moiety nubbins`: actually its illegal in korea. vietnam the do pick up any dog going
13:10 nubbins` moiety: it's a fairly common practice, i had a few offers to take me out for it
13:10 mircea_popescu i dunno what they put in it, but it's basically a noodle in vegetable sauce
13:10 mircea_popescu i suspect a lot of chickpea
13:10 mircea_popescu and lentils
13:11 nubbins` mmm
13:11 nubbins` i should start sprouting lentils again.
13:11 mircea_popescu no meat whatsoever, but also no unsavory chemicals
13:11 nubbins` nod
13:11 nubbins` that's the big difference
13:11 mircea_popescu it's what most of cairo's 10mn population lives on, for the record.
13:11 mircea_popescu 7 to 9 mn pounds of that stuff a day.
13:11 nubbins` most "food" in the western world is full of sodium benzoate and shit
13:11 mircea_popescu canned shit. yeah it's unedible.
13:12 moiety a woman just had her son taken off her for feeding him 9 litres of goats milk a day for 6 months
13:12 moiety he might have permanent kidney damage
13:12 mircea_popescu moiety that's not so bright
13:12 nubbins` heh.
13:12 nubbins` oh, a friend has some goat meat that he wants to sausage
13:12 nubbins` duck, too
13:12 nubbins` i suggested making a blend of duck and moose
13:12 moiety no, she wasn't well. poor wee boy is only 12 hasnt had solid food for half a year
13:12 mircea_popescu duck doesn't sausage
13:12 mircea_popescu maybe with a lot of liver.
13:12 nubbins` no?
13:13 nubbins` have never tried fowl, altho i've had store-bought turkey kielbasa
13:13 mircea_popescu generally fowl and game mixes are frowned upon, but i couldnt tell you why exactly
13:13 mircea_popescu tho i suspect it's legit.
13:14 nubbins` interesting
13:14 mircea_popescu you can make some excellent pheasant with foie gras "sausage" tho.
13:14 nubbins` maybe the flavors just don't go well
13:14 nubbins` i was only thinking to add moose because it's so dry and duck is greasy
13:14 mircea_popescu obviously you render it first.
13:15 mircea_popescu anyway, do you have truffles where you live ? or too cold /
13:16 nubbins` i don't think so.
13:16 nubbins` plenty of edible mushrooms tho
13:16 nubbins` chanterelles in particular
13:17 mircea_popescu still this is something i want to try now, get a pheasant, plum and gut it, boil down the carcass until everythin comes off
13:17 mircea_popescu then select the meat, concentrate the juice, add foie gras patee'd and thin black perigord truffle
13:17 mircea_popescu and stuff the thing.
13:18 nubbins` interesting
13:18 mircea_popescu smoke lightly (mostly to dry it) on something like hickory
13:18 nubbins` i'd love to have a smoker
13:18 nubbins` maybe this summer
13:18 mircea_popescu it's not hard to make really.
13:18 nubbins` nod
13:18 nubbins` you can buy basic ones for ~$50 too
13:19 mircea_popescu just give it enough space to dry the o no no
13:19 mircea_popescu a smoker is a concrete building.
13:19 nubbins` ah heh!
13:19 kakobrekla kielbasa?
13:19 nubbins` i was thinking something this size: http://www.topicalsalve.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/diy_smoker_parts_large.jpg
13:19 kakobrekla is that a thing?
13:19 asciilifeform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuOsecaN9lE << had no idea this was on youtube
13:19 ozbot execution Marshal Ion Antonescu - YouTube
13:19 mircea_popescu that thing's awful.
13:20 mircea_popescu nubbins` think of the letter h
13:20 nubbins` well what do i know about it :D
13:20 nubbins` kakobrekla, sure
13:20 mircea_popescu the right side has a fire pit
13:20 mircea_popescu the upper left side holds the meats to be smoked
13:20 nubbins` kolbassa, kielbasa, as many spellings as there are types
13:20 mircea_popescu there's an air intake on to the right where the h curves
13:20 nubbins` nod
13:20 nubbins` that's the style i'm familiar with
13:20 mircea_popescu right.
13:20 kakobrekla kolbassa? really. we call it klobasa.
13:20 mircea_popescu these pot things... meh.
13:20 nubbins` just found that image after a "diy smoker" search
13:20 Mats_cd03 i like pecan for smoking everything
13:21 mircea_popescu Mats_cd03 pecan'd work great for this yeah
13:21 Mats_cd03 better than hickory imo but it can be expensive if theyre not local
13:21 mircea_popescu or maybe pistachio shell
13:21 nubbins` how about cedar?
13:21 Mats_cd03 no
13:21 nubbins` shame
13:21 Mats_cd03 dont use cedar or pine
13:21 nubbins` they almost give that shit away
13:21 mircea_popescu yeah awfl idea.
13:22 nubbins` i've had cedar planked salmon
13:22 mircea_popescu cedar is for making masts
13:22 Mats_cd03 i don't know exactly why, but it has to do with 'planking' v 'smoking' and theres resin in those woods
13:23 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 99150 @ 0.00086751 = 86.0136 BTC [-] {3}
13:23 nubbins` yeah
13:23 Mats_cd03 ive only been to one bad bbq ribs place in my life (<6 on a 1-10 scale) and they used cedar for their meats... tastes like smoked soot ass
13:24 nubbins` i guess when the cedar combusts it gets gross, but is fine up to that point
13:24 nubbins` which isn't that unusual
13:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.04314545 = 0.4746 BTC [+] {3}
13:25 Mats_cd03 http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/woods.html pretty good guide
13:25 ozbot All About Smoke Woods - The Virtual Weber Bullet
13:26 nubbins` my father used to work with a guy who claimed he could identify over a dozen woods by smell alone
13:26 mircea_popescu not hard to believe
13:26 nubbins` dad, who had been into pen making at the time, said "bullshit" and brought in a half dozen samples
13:26 nubbins` nailed 'em all
13:26 mircea_popescu hehe
13:26 mircea_popescu https://twitter.com/Beautyon_/status/443067163860271104
13:26 ozbot Twitter / Beautyon_: @Mircea_Popescu No one and ...
13:26 mircea_popescu check it out, i have fans
13:27 nubbins` rad background
13:27 nubbins` red, white, and black. i dunno. does something for me
13:27 mircea_popescu i always thought it's quite aesthetically pleasing
13:28 mircea_popescu people tend to get too busy online.
13:28 nubbins` nod
13:30 nubbins` hmm i can hear dance music coming from the studio
13:30 nubbins` guess things are happening down there 8)
13:30 nubbins` http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpYR7ilLbfo
13:30 ozbot Buraka Som Sistema - Kalemba (wegue wegue) OFFICIAL VIDEO - YouTube
13:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.60899599 BTC [+]
13:34 benkay nice, nubbins`
13:35 nubbins` yeah i'm not much for dance music but it's ok
13:38 moiety im trying to twitter more
13:39 moiety are you @mircea_popescu mircea?
13:40 moiety re cedar btw hamsters are allergic to that wood only
13:41 benkay oh lord https://twitter.com/PHP_CEO
13:42 moiety consider yourself stalked mircea_popescu! im @moderncuriosity lol
13:42 moiety hi benkay, can i link to your last post please?
13:47 nubbins` "NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A RAISE, I'D PREFER TO SPENT 6-12 MONTHS FINDING AND ACCLIMATISING A NEW DEVELOPER AND STILL HAVE TO PAY THEM MORE"
13:47 nubbins` my sides
13:48 benkay it's the internet, moiety, ain't nobody stopping you from putting your own aich tee em ell anywhere
13:53 moiety sorry i guess im toopolite for teh interwebz :P
13:54 moiety but ty, it's perfect post
13:55 Mats_cd03 does a nerd in here tweet from that benkay
13:56 benkay no clue, Mats_cd03.
13:56 benkay doubt it, though.
13:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.042424 = 0.2121 BTC [-] {3}
14:01 moiety BB! i was getting worried
14:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.092 = 0.184 BTC [-]
14:03 BingoBoingo ? moiety
14:04 moiety you went for lunch days ago!
14:05 moiety did you have a good time though?
14:07 BingoBoingo Decent time.
14:07 BingoBoingo One errand lead to several more
14:17 deadweasel lol@PHP CEO
14:17 deadweasel "LOOK THE .SPRINT PLAN. IS THAT YOU ASSHOLES DO WHATEVER I SAID LAST WEEK BUT ALSO WHATEVER I THINK OF AS IT COMES TO ME"
14:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9650 @ 0.00086988 = 8.3943 BTC [+]
14:35 moiety glad to have you back anyways errandboy :P
14:36 wao-ender lel http://www.bizforum.org/Journal/www_journalJVP016.htm
14:41 punkman1 "Only two alts that I ever became interested, were DOGE and AUR, and both would have been 10-baggers but money does not interest me any more"
14:42 jurov wao-ender i cant even...
14:44 punkman1 actual picture of castle: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2704/4136859608_0c5c3a1b3e_o.jpg
14:47 punkman1 a bit of a fixer-upper, but hey at least it exists
14:48 Mats_cd03 mobile.nytimes.com/2014/03/08/opinion/meat-makes-the-planet-thirsty.html
14:48 Mats_cd03 132gal to wash a carcass
14:48 Mats_cd03 damn it feels good to be a capitalist
14:58 moiety lolol https://twitter.com/failcoin/status/442964692386852864/photo/1
15:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 770 @ 0.00017721 = 0.1365 BTC [-]
15:11 benkay punkman1: where is that?
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15:27 moiety I would like to know too punkman1. there are two castles close to me http://i.imgur.com/jbaqFFr.jpg and http://i.imgur.com/NPp7ybK.jpg
15:30 mike_c http://goo.gl/maps/vqfLZ
15:30 ozbot Malla, Estonia - Google Maps
15:30 mike_c looks a little rougher in that pic
15:32 moiety ah ty mike_c, i wasn't realising it was the same one. it will be nice to see it when its been done up
15:35 Mats_cd03 http://warholian.com/2014/01/pulp-fiction-guess-who/
15:35 ozbot Designer Creates PULP FICTION version of classic Milton Bradley game “Guess Who?” | Warholian
15:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11250 @ 0.00086751 = 9.7595 BTC [-]
15:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 135 @ 0.00400517 = 0.5407 BTC [-] {3}
15:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 52 @ 0.07161636 = 3.7241 BTC [-] {10}
15:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18050 @ 0.0008679 = 15.6656 BTC [+]
15:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09 = 0.18 BTC [-]
15:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43350 @ 0.00087045 = 37.734 BTC [+] {3}
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16:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00086805 = 2.3437 BTC [-]
16:47 tudo hola
16:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0428 = 0.214 BTC [-]
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17:05 Mats_cd03 http://www.kaspersky.com/about/news/virus/2014/Kaspersky-Lab-Uncovers-The-Mask-One-of-the-Most-Advanced-Global-Cyber-espionage-Operations-to-Date-Due-to-the-Complexity-of-the-Toolset-Used-by-the-Attackers
17:05 asciilifeform Mats_cd03: old news
17:06 tudo what would you guys reccomend a bitcoin asset noob to begin researching?
17:06 Mats_cd03 if i was mp i would tell you to read btc-assets logs
17:07 tudo ok i'll check it out, but it feels like stalking :D
17:07 mike_c they are there for a reason
17:08 mike_c i just calculated the odds of two blocks having the same block hash after 1mm blocks have been mined.
17:08 * nubbins` calmly grills a half-dozen curry sausages
17:08 Mats_cd03 asciilifeform: i dont know why i bother, i imagine people read two paragraphs and give up
17:08 mike_c rest assured, apparently it is 0.
17:10 Mats_cd03 while youre here would you tell me when a cardano unit will be available for purchase
17:10 mike_c april 20th
17:11 mike_c http://trilema.com/2014/snsa-february-2014-statement/
17:11 ozbot S.NSA, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
17:11 asciilifeform as described in latest s.nsa statement, present plan is to display a working cardano at mp's conference.
17:12 Mats_cd03 excellent
17:13 KRS-One [
17:14 mike_c http://preshing.com/images/small-probabilities.png
17:14 mike_c these numbers are just unbelievable big. bitcoin is pretty well designed.
17:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24159 @ 0.00086802 = 20.9705 BTC [-] {2}
17:24 ThickAsThieves why on earth did Netflix make House of Cards available to Comcast?
17:24 ThickAsThieves how dumb can you be...
17:26 mike_c wow. going to be interesting to see if hbo kicks their butt in the next 5 years.
17:28 ThickAsThieves netflix should be signing up with hbo and the like
17:28 ThickAsThieves not comcast
17:28 ThickAsThieves hbo should be leaving comcast
17:28 mike_c well, hbo and netflix want to kill each other
17:29 ThickAsThieves altough, comcast seems to be inadequately concerned about monopoly
17:30 Mats_cd03 Comcast is dying, netflix is just fucking the corpse
17:30 ThickAsThieves well that gives comcast life
17:30 ThickAsThieves hence the stupidity of the move
17:31 ThickAsThieves the only acceptable future for comcast is as a vanilla internet access provider
17:31 ThickAsThieves anything else is less than ideal for consumers
17:31 ThickAsThieves even that is questionable
17:32 mike_c maybe comcast agreed to stop throttling them in exchange for house of cards
17:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 63 @ 0.00416398 = 0.2623 BTC [-] {2}
17:32 _aeon what is this house of cards you speak of
17:32 KRS-One netflix pisses me off...90% of the titles I never heard of..9% were from 1980 and 1% recent/goodmovies.
17:38 ThickAsThieves mike_c , that was, seemingly, a different deal
17:39 ThickAsThieves krs-one, if you dig you can find stuff
17:39 ThickAsThieves they just need better suggestion ai
17:39 ThickAsThieves better social integration would help too
17:40 moiety KRS-One: exactly why i didnt keep it, i couldn't find much world cinema either
17:40 ThickAsThieves but they fucked that up back when they got rid of Facebook integration the first time
17:40 mike_c interesting, they did that other deal just a few weeks ago. HOC must have been part of the negotiation.
17:40 ThickAsThieves there's more foreign films on netflix than any other option
17:40 moiety ThickAsThieves: i didn't know they did that... why? thats dumb
17:40 moiety ThickAsThieves: not good ones
17:40 ThickAsThieves legal reasons
17:41 ThickAsThieves it's back now, but limited
17:41 mike_c ah, no. apparently it had nothign to do with netflix.
17:41 moiety ah
17:41 mike_c "Though Netflix holds the streaming rights for "House of Cards," Sony is in charge of distribution internationally and through home video."
17:41 ThickAsThieves my guess is they fucked up and too many wives saw husbands autoposting that they just watch Meatballs 3
17:41 moiety lolol
17:42 ThickAsThieves this is still an issue with netflix
17:42 ThickAsThieves the history
17:42 ThickAsThieves theyve now made identities to mitigate
17:42 ThickAsThieves but poorly implemented
17:42 ThickAsThieves talk about first worl problems...
17:48 Mats_cd03 KRS-One: http://imgur.com/a/w9LiM
17:50 nubbins` http://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewherper/
17:50 ozbot Matthew Herper - The Medicine Show - Forbes
17:50 nubbins` he puts the herp in herper
17:51 Mats_cd03 also battle royale, bullhead, Gomorrah, el infierno
17:52 Mats_cd03 "I cover science and medicine, and believe this is biology's century." lol
17:53 ThickAsThieves http://www.simplyhired.com/a/jobtrends/trend/q-biology
17:53 ozbot Biology Job Trends | Simply Hired
17:58 Mats_cd03 http://www.simplyhired.com/a/jobtrends/trend/q-intelligence seems to me intelligence agencies are simply closing ranks in the wake of e.snowden/nsa
17:58 ozbot Intelligence Job Trends | Simply Hired
18:08 Duffer1 #b-a kinda slow today, everyone busy playing titanfall?
18:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 15 @ 0.10319264 = 1.5479 BTC [-] {6}
18:15 ThickAsThieves hehe was just watching it on twitch
18:15 ThickAsThieves not into it
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18:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.00400007 = 0.172 BTC [-] {2}
18:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38200 @ 0.00087274 = 33.3387 BTC [+]
18:53 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00087274 = 11.5638 BTC [+]
18:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 70 @ 0.0424 = 2.968 BTC [-] {2}
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19:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 23 @ 0.0424 = 0.9752 BTC [-]
19:18 cazalla kuka v timoboll today
19:19 Duffer1 lol
19:19 Duffer1 why is that even a thing?
19:20 cazalla seems that you need a reg code to watch it via the website though
19:20 Duffer1 >.<
19:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4920 @ 0.00087274 = 4.2939 BTC [+]
19:34 KRS-One how cool is this
19:34 KRS-One http://i.imgur.com/hzsnpoC.jpg
19:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 30 @ 0.00411 = 0.1233 BTC [+]
19:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.13311598 = 1.198 BTC [-]
19:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.092 = 0.276 BTC [+] {2}
19:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-]
20:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 106 @ 0.00403528 = 0.4277 BTC [-] {4}
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20:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.04240333 = 1.2721 BTC [+] {3}
20:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00087326 = 16.4173 BTC [+]
20:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.02190005 = 0.2847 BTC [-] {3}
20:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07000002 = 0.14 BTC [-]
20:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.043 = 0.129 BTC [+] {3}
20:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.6089995 = 4.263 BTC [+] {5}
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20:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0039988 = 0.1999 BTC [-]
20:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 794 @ 0.00401378 = 3.1869 BTC [+] {3}
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21:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.00594457 = 0.1189 BTC [-] {5}
21:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 70 @ 0.00586121 = 0.4103 BTC [-] {4}
21:36 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6128 @ 0.00087421 = 5.3572 BTC [+]
21:47 copumpkin mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/mpoe-february-2014-statement/ says final dividend is 8100 btc, but exactly half of that made it onto the mpoe statement on mpex (http://mpex.co/?mpsic=S.MPOE)
21:47 copumpkin what am I missing?
21:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00087326 = 11.1341 BTC [-]
21:51 kakobrekla the float on exchange is only half of all
21:52 copumpkin oh
21:52 copumpkin fair enough :)
22:01 benkay just to fuck with us, copumpkin.
22:04 kakobrekla dunno if this was here already
22:04 kakobrekla www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/1zhjwh/certificate_verification_vulnerability_in_all/
22:08 benkay mhm
22:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48050 @ 0.00087245 = 41.9212 BTC [-] {4}
22:17 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4200 @ 0.00087062 = 3.6566 BTC [-]
22:26 nubbins` as of today, march 10, 2014, it is illegal to ride in the bed of a pickup truck in this province
22:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6050 @ 0.00087355 = 5.285 BTC [+]
22:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00087355 = 7.4252 BTC [+]
22:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1039 @ 0.00422801 = 4.3929 BTC [+] {11}
22:38 bloctoc Artifex just tried to scam me
22:40 artifexd Me?
22:40 copumpkin artifexd: quit scamming!
22:40 bloctoc nope Artifex
22:40 copumpkin bloctoc: oh, from -otc?
22:40 artifexd I didn't do it. Seriously
22:40 copumpkin bloctoc: you have a transcript?
22:41 bloctoc I'll check
22:42 bloctoc can't find a transcript anywhere in textual but I'm not a textual expert. if anyone knows if that's possible?
22:42 bloctoc to pull up a transcript?
22:42 nubbins` ;;ident bloctoc
22:42 gribble Nick 'bloctoc', with hostmask 'bloctoc!~bloctoc@c-50-168-9-127.hsd1.ca.comcast.net', is not identified.
22:42 nubbins` ;;ident artifexd
22:42 gribble Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd', is not identified.
22:43 nubbins` ;;gettrust bloctoc
22:43 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user nubbins` to user bloctoc: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=nubbins%60&dest=bloctoc | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bloctoc | Rated since: Tue Oct 29 20:18:14 2013
22:43 artifexd One sec and I'll ident. Cause it wasn't me.
22:43 nubbins` ;;gettrust artifexd
22:43 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user nubbins` to user artifexd: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=nubbins%60&dest=artifexd | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=artifexd | Rated since: Wed Mar 5 02:06:14 2014
22:43 bloctoc Artifex not artifexd
22:43 nubbins` IDGAF, just curious ;p
22:43 nubbins` oh
22:43 artifexd Then I'll sit down and shut up.
22:43 nubbins` who's artifex?
22:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00087407 = 10.8385 BTC [+] {4}
22:44 bloctoc Artifex is just someone who pm'd me and tried to scam. I sent a warning. that's all
22:44 bloctoc artifexd != Artifex
22:44 nubbins` he's not even in here :(
22:44 benkay ;;gettrust Artifex
22:44 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user Artifex: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=Artifex | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Artifex | Rated since: Sat May 7 03:44:47 2011
22:45 nubbins` guise my neighbour tried to scam me
22:45 benkay dat +5 with a -30
22:45 nubbins` her name is captain sally rockwell
22:46 nubbins` benkay: check the -30's ratings
22:46 nubbins` dollar chargebacks
22:46 nubbins` lel
22:47 artifexd ;;ident
22:47 gribble Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd', is identified as user 'artifexd', with GPG key id 11D1433947A3327A, key fingerprint 58A4FD3F492F49F5ECEA9D9911D1433947A3327A, and bitcoin address None
22:48 benkay it's a lot of money in some parts of the world, nubbins`.
22:48 nubbins` too true
22:50 copumpkin bloctoc: what kind of scam? just an offer to buy or was it genuinely sketchy?
22:50 bloctoc it looks like it's still going. he's trying to buy btc from me and sell to someone else in bitcoin-otc
22:51 copumpkin oh
22:54 nubbins` not much to be done about it in here
22:54 nubbins` report it in -otc and be done with it
22:54 nubbins` everybody knows unsolicited PMs are the mark of a scammer
22:56 kakobrekla bloctoc theres like no btc usd trading happening here ever
22:57 nubbins` ^
22:57 bloctoc he tried to copy/paste the get trust results into chat.
22:59 nubbins` yep, scammers do that
22:59 nubbins` not much you can do about it, i wouldn't get too wound up
23:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3787 @ 0.00391884 = 14.8406 BTC [-] {36}
23:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 11213 @ 0.00351718 = 39.4381 BTC [-] {46}
23:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 9494 @ 0.00331059 = 31.4307 BTC [-] {10}
23:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1500 @ 0.00312698 = 4.6905 BTC [-] {12}
23:07 mircea_popescu copumpkin well half the shares are treasury
23:07 copumpkin congrats :)
23:07 copumpkin mircea_popescu: you're going to need a moneybin soon, like uncle scrooge has
23:07 mircea_popescu Mar 04 11:22:27 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 4,050.17291466 BTC to 500`000`000 shares, 810 satoshi per share
23:08 mircea_popescu no because it's all digital see
23:08 mircea_popescu they're not real money, because they have no value backing them
23:08 benkay satoshi's fiat
23:08 nubbins` what is real, anyway
23:09 * benkay pictures a crypto-car
23:09 * benkay pictures a really shitty crypto car
23:09 * nubbins` pictures a queen music video
23:09 copumpkin mircea_popescu: oh damn, I keep forgetting that
23:09 copumpkin oh well
23:09 mircea_popescu @Wolverineks · 7h @Beautyon_ i used to think @Mircea_Popescu was full of shit. Now I know I was just dumb.
23:09 mircea_popescu dude twitter is like an ego trip
23:10 mircea_popescu why can't you people be more like lloyd braun!
23:10 copumpkin lol
23:11 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45700 @ 0.00087025 = 39.7704 BTC [-] {3}
23:15 mircea_popescu @Wolverineks I am not going to argue this. That man is a dyed in the wool genius, no doubt about it. Go read his blog.
23:15 mircea_popescu i gotta make a collection of these for the benefit of the forum fans
23:16 mircea_popescu o wait, actually there's an entire thread dedicated to that huh. a well.
23:18 mircea_popescu moving on, http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ffcb293eedca83d0ebe220277c678d2/tumblr_mz3p7yo4071s0tgwso1_1280.jpg
23:19 nubbins` hmm
23:33 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19740 @ 0.00087197 = 17.2127 BTC [+]
~ 19 minutes ~
23:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: (unrelated) consider one day telling the tale of where you dug up MPOEPR.
23:53 mircea_popescu friend of a friend.
23:54 asciilifeform aha
23:55 mircea_popescu how else, you know ?
23:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 111 @ 0.00310001 = 0.3441 BTC [-] {3}
23:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23529 @ 0.00086786 = 20.4199 BTC [-] {2}
23:57 asciilifeform yeah, has to be that, or you built her from scratch.
23:57 mircea_popescu there's no such thing as scratch
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