00:00 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 40 @ 0.00381111 = 0.1524 BTC [-] {2} |
00:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07786853 = 0.2336 BTC [+] |
00:06 |
diametric |
##mtgox-chat is hilarious. So many people ran the tibannebackoffice.exe malware.. what a bunch of idiots. |
00:07 |
diametric |
i can never seem to complete an order on digikey. |
00:07 |
diametric |
I always know theres something else I'm forgetting. |
00:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.093 = 0.186 BTC [+] {2} |
00:15 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3684 @ 0.00086684 = 3.1934 BTC [-] |
00:22 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-] |
00:25 |
dexX7 |
diametric: is it confirmed as malware? |
00:27 |
dexX7 |
appears so.. http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/200k30/the_tibannebackofficeexe_executable_is_wallet/ |
00:32 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.607998 BTC [+] |
00:34 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 28 @ 0.00599989 = 0.168 BTC [+] {2} |
00:44 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00590821 = 0.5199 BTC [+] {6} |
00:44 |
dub |
what the fuck else would it be? |
00:47 |
dexX7 |
they did not leak any personal data and called mark a fat fuck -> very nice people ;) |
00:52 |
dignork |
diametric, the "decompiled" proof seems to be bullshit: 'if platform() = "MacOS" then' in windows executable, really? |
00:56 |
dexX7 |
the guy says "It was created in LiveCode, a tool for easy GUI programming, which actually stores a copy of the code encrypted inside of the executable. I essentially just used a debugger and traced through till I found the code in memory and dumped the section, copying and pasting the interesting parts into this post." |
00:56 |
dexX7 |
but lol |
00:57 |
Mats_cd03 |
lmao livecode |
01:01 |
Mats_cd03 |
better than vb6 i suppose |
01:02 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23000 @ 0.00086823 = 19.9693 BTC [+] {2} |
01:03 |
dignork |
oh, wow, retract my last comment, I just looked into zip, they have a Mac version too, coded in LiveCode, neat. |
01:11 |
benkay |
well done |
01:11 |
benkay |
this is actually a good thing! |
01:11 |
benkay |
stop downloading shit off the internet, noobs. |
01:16 |
dignork |
well, the data looks real, but useless mostly. BTC transactions seem to be legit, but currently I can't find any use for them. |
01:22 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39800 @ 0.00086996 = 34.6244 BTC [+] {2} |
| |
~ 15 minutes ~ |
01:37 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40650 @ 0.00087161 = 35.4309 BTC [+] {4} |
01:41 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11006 @ 0.00086819 = 9.5553 BTC [-] |
01:51 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.043 = 0.215 BTC [+] {3} |
01:53 |
dexX7 |
i run the .exe and it created a TibanneSocket.exe + revsecurity.dll file, but no cleanme.bat |
01:58 |
Mats_cd03 |
did you finish stepping through the entire program |
01:59 |
dexX7 |
i didn't debug, simply run and watch (+ log processes)) |
01:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.0432 = 0.864 BTC [+] {2} |
02:01 |
Mats_cd03 |
theres a timer |
02:01 |
dexX7 |
ah |
02:02 |
Mats_cd03 |
delayed execution for god knows why |
02:03 |
dexX7 |
anti detection, i guess? |
02:03 |
Mats_cd03 |
that would make sense if it was asm |
02:03 |
Mats_cd03 |
but theres no compile process for livecode |
02:04 |
Mats_cd03 |
i guess you could conceivably evade an amateur with a packet sniffer and no debugging skills |
02:07 |
Mats_cd03 |
and by 'no compile' i mean JIT |
| |
~ 15 minutes ~ |
02:23 |
benkay |
.bait |
02:23 |
ozbot |
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyff9jZOHi1qdxmsmo1_500.jpg |
02:36 |
benkay |
meanwhile, on the derpcyclopedia of note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation |
| |
~ 17 minutes ~ |
02:53 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.04242666 = 1.2728 BTC [-] {3} |
02:54 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.09299993 = 1.395 BTC [-] {2} |
03:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0424 = 0.1272 BTC [-] |
03:18 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26850 @ 0.00086811 = 23.3088 BTC [-] {2} |
03:27 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21523 @ 0.00087281 = 18.7855 BTC [+] |
03:30 |
jurov |
toilet paper politics??? |
03:34 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.59000002 = 1.18 BTC [-] {2} |
03:38 |
jurov |
*encounters related Donald Knuth's problem* |
03:38 |
jurov |
*keels over* |
03:40 |
benkay |
i hate to reproduce hn links, but this lil gem has burst a laugh or two from me: https://www.usenix.org/system/files/1403_02-08_mickens.pdf |
03:46 |
punkman |
"FOR COMPLEX REASONS THAT ARE ROOTED IN EUROPEAN COLONIAL NARRATIVES, YOUR WIZARD MUST BE AN OLD WHITE MAN WITH A FLOWING BEARD, NOT A BLACK MAN WITH HIPSTER SHOES AND A FANTASTIC VINYL COLLECTION." |
03:49 |
punkman |
oh it's that Mickens, thought it read familiar |
03:49 |
punkman |
http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2013/12/24/10484402.aspx |
03:49 |
ozbot |
Essays from the funniest man in Microsoft Research - The Old New Thing - Site Home - MSDN Blogs |
| |
~ 29 minutes ~ |
04:19 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.07281885 = 4.3691 BTC [-] {17} |
04:20 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 38 @ 0.07000002 = 2.66 BTC [-] {7} |
04:21 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.BBET] 345 @ 0.00045001 = 0.1553 BTC [-] {2} |
04:22 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 250 @ 0.0008731 = 0.2183 BTC [+] |
04:23 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.NSA] 5000 @ 0.0001 = 0.5 BTC [-] {2} |
04:24 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 200 @ 0.0019005 = 0.3801 BTC [-] |
04:25 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 750 @ 0.0008731 = 0.6548 BTC [+] |
04:29 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 87 @ 0.00661879 = 0.5758 BTC [+] {3} |
04:30 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 25 @ 0.006629 = 0.1657 BTC [+] |
04:32 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27950 @ 0.0008731 = 24.4031 BTC [+] |
04:32 |
mircea_popescu |
diametric: ##mtgox-chat is hilarious. So many people ran the tibannebackoffice.exe malware.. what a bunch of idiots. << waitwat! |
04:33 |
wao-ender |
:D |
04:34 |
mircea_popescu |
ahahaha this is hysterical |
04:35 |
mircea_popescu |
and THESE fuckwits "are involved" in Bitcoin, if you ask them ? they're part of "the community", according to reddit ? |
04:35 |
mircea_popescu |
idunthinkso.jpg |
04:37 |
mircea_popescu |
;;later tell benkay and the reason for the over "preference" is that all toilet paper they've ever seen on tv is shown that way. |
04:37 |
gribble |
The operation succeeded. |
04:37 |
jurov |
http://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/ << asciilifeform |
04:37 |
ozbot |
Myths about /dev/urandom |
04:39 |
mircea_popescu |
so windows viruses / toilet paper / strong cryptography < topics on #bitcoin-assets within the past 5 minutes |
04:40 |
jurov |
and borwser monstrosities |
04:41 |
mircea_popescu |
.bait |
04:41 |
ozbot |
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45rlxmTxH1rs3miro1_500.jpg |
04:41 |
mircea_popescu |
now it's complete. |
04:41 |
mircea_popescu |
o hey, not a bad pick for once, ozbot |
04:42 |
mircea_popescu |
jurov well here we go "I believe that the gold standard for true randomness are quantum effects." |
04:43 |
mircea_popescu |
he's wrong, quantum effects are anything but random. |
04:43 |
mircea_popescu |
o wait, he doesn't mean "quantum", he just means micro, as in subatomic. nm. |
04:44 |
jurov |
well, all such claims need qualification.. and explaining what "random" means |
04:44 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.08743154 = 0.612 BTC [-] {7} |
04:45 |
mircea_popescu |
"Because almost all of the cryptographic algorithms we use do not hold up to information-theoretic security. They can only offer computational security. The two exceptions that come to my mind are Shamir's Secret Sharing and the One-time pad. And while the first one may be a valid counterpoint (if you actually intend to use it), the latter is utterly impractical." |
04:45 |
mircea_popescu |
holy shit |
04:45 |
mircea_popescu |
otp impractical ?! |
04:45 |
mircea_popescu |
what is this crap. |
04:45 |
mircea_popescu |
sorry, i generally agree with his point that people overuse random for no good reason, and that entropy isn't readily understood by the average coder, |
04:45 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.08631999 = 0.4316 BTC [-] {4} |
04:45 |
mircea_popescu |
especially the average coder under 50 |
04:45 |
mircea_popescu |
nevertheless... i cant keep reading this |
04:47 |
jurov |
i suspected there's something amiss.. but have not enough coffeine in the blood yet |
04:48 |
jurov |
hope in 50 years we'll be only poking fun about today's cargo cults of passwords, entropy and randomness |
04:48 |
mircea_popescu |
it's circular, otp is only impractical because people have been designing things to make it impractical. otherwise otp generating doohickeys would be trivial to make. |
04:59 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13403 @ 0.0008731 = 11.7022 BTC [+] |
05:11 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18950 @ 0.0008736 = 16.5547 BTC [+] |
05:17 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24850 @ 0.00087321 = 21.6993 BTC [-] {2} |
05:23 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43950 @ 0.00087306 = 38.371 BTC [-] |
05:24 |
cazalla |
who can be bothered putting toilet paper on the roll? |
05:25 |
mircea_popescu |
;;ticker |
05:25 |
gribble |
Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 639.89, Best ask: 641.16, Bid-ask spread: 1.27000, Last trade: 641.16, 24 hour volume: 11088.77498525, 24 hour low: 619.52, 24 hour high: 653.0, 24 hour vwap: 0 |
05:28 |
cazalla |
or perhaps that just makes me a classles aussie bogan |
05:33 |
B007 |
http://www.greenfieldreporter.com/view/story/0c6775a2c2d843c49887422a2f2406e3/ID--Bitcoin-Property-Sale |
05:33 |
ozbot |
Northern Idaho lakefront property for sale, payable in Bitcoin |
05:34 |
B007 |
http://www.ifrasia.com/bitcoin-buying-the-drinks-in-staid-singapore/21135285.article |
05:34 |
ozbot |
Bitcoin buying the drinks in staid Singapore | People & Markets | IFRAsia |
05:38 |
MAKABEakira |
cazalla, tp hypermilers, that's who |
05:39 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6156 @ 0.00087306 = 5.3746 BTC [-] {2} |
| |
~ 32 minutes ~ |
06:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11829835 BTC [+] |
06:18 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3860 @ 0.00380271 = 14.6785 BTC [-] {18} |
06:27 |
mircea_popescu |
http://trilema.com/2014/georg-ritter-von-flondor-and-what-his-unhappy-life-can-teach-us/ |
06:27 |
ozbot |
Georg Ritter von Flondor, and what his unhappy life can teach us pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Pope |
| |
~ 23 minutes ~ |
06:50 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00086813 = 20.7483 BTC [-] {2} |
06:53 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41100 @ 0.00086778 = 35.6658 BTC [-] {2} |
06:57 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24900 @ 0.0008723 = 21.7203 BTC [+] {3} |
07:04 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00087449 = 5.6842 BTC [+] |
07:15 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.00056046 = 0.2802 BTC [-] {3} |
07:22 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45100 @ 0.0008745 = 39.44 BTC [+] {2} |
07:28 |
Tudo_ |
hello, what do you think of autotrade on cryptostocks? |
| |
~ 21 minutes ~ |
07:49 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2333 @ 0.0008738 = 2.0386 BTC [-] |
08:03 |
dexX7 |
"This stock fund listed in BitCoin will be issued, issuer is the "BITCOIN INVESTMENT GUARANTEE LIMITED" company ..." |
08:04 |
dexX7 |
better triple check the credibility of the issuer. cryptostocks is somewhat known for scams |
08:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 55 @ 0.06909454 = 3.8002 BTC [-] {9} |
| |
~ 35 minutes ~ |
08:41 |
dexX7 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CjldZLXiAU&t=3m10s |
08:41 |
ozbot |
A LOOK INSIDE AMERICA'S LARGEST BITCOIN MINING OPERATION - YouTube |
08:45 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.073 = 0.219 BTC [-] {3} |
08:47 |
dexX7 |
^ this one is it |
09:00 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31400 @ 0.00087455 = 27.4609 BTC [+] |
09:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.04324873 = 0.3892 BTC [+] {2} |
09:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.043249 = 0.2162 BTC [+] |
09:15 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.07395435 = 0.7395 BTC [+] {3} |
09:22 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11100 @ 0.0008738 = 9.6992 BTC [-] |
09:25 |
topace |
[17:16:09] <thestringpuller> topace: unlock my account |
09:25 |
topace |
^ you'll have to contact support |
09:31 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 443 @ 0.00407902 = 1.807 BTC [+] {6} |
09:33 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.00412369 = 0.4 BTC [+] {5} |
09:33 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.043249 = 0.173 BTC [+] |
09:35 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.09199999 = 1.38 BTC [+] {2} |
09:35 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 16 @ 0.043249 = 0.692 BTC [+] {2} |
09:37 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 14 @ 0.13311598 = 1.8636 BTC [-] |
09:38 |
asciilifeform |
jurov, mircea_popescu, /dev/urandom: where did this horror come from. put it back on the bottom of the sea where it belongs. |
09:38 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/201g66/onename_the_decentralized_identity_system_for/ |
09:38 |
ozbot |
OneName: The Decentralized Identity System for Bitcoin : Bitcoin |
09:43 |
asciilifeform |
ThickAsThieves: as far as i can tell, this is braindamaged. |
09:47 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0934999 = 0.187 BTC [+] |
09:48 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 13 @ 0.043249 = 0.5622 BTC [+] |
09:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 11 @ 0.13311598 = 1.4643 BTC [-] |
09:52 |
ThickAsThieves |
i havent read it yet |
09:52 |
ThickAsThieves |
whats the fatal flaw? |
09:52 |
ThickAsThieves |
i see it uses namecoin |
09:53 |
asciilifeform |
ThickAsThieves: it's a web-based gizmo. could use namecoin, could use the author's arsehole for mass storage |
09:53 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 44 @ 0.043249 = 1.903 BTC [+] |
09:53 |
asciilifeform |
see the discussion of 'promise vs. mechanism' in earlier logs. |
09:55 |
mircea_popescu |
$depth x.eur |
09:55 |
mpexbot |
mircea_popescu: X.EUR Bids: ['2800 @ 0.0019005', '200 @ 0.00170512', '500 @ 0.00169213', '4200 @ 0.0016245', '100 @ 0.00153846'] |
09:55 |
mpexbot |
mircea_popescu: Asks: ['749 @ 0.0021', '450 @ 0.00222699', '251 @ 0.0026', '1531 @ 0.0029', '1000 @ 0.0089'] |
09:55 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.09122156 = 0.6386 BTC [-] {2} |
09:58 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/mar/10/richard-branson-climate-deniers-get-out-of-the-way |
09:58 |
ozbot |
Richard Branson tells climate deniers to 'get out of the way' | Environment | theguardian.com |
09:59 |
ThickAsThieves |
Tim Cook "If you want me to do things only for ROI [return on investment] reasons, you should get out of this stock." |
09:59 |
mircea_popescu |
lolzk |
09:59 |
mircea_popescu |
anyone want to write me a put ? |
10:01 |
jurov |
oh what? BTC/EUR? |
10:01 |
jurov |
*on |
10:02 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0935 = 0.4675 BTC [+] |
10:02 |
mircea_popescu |
no, on "this stock" |
10:03 |
mircea_popescu |
whatever it may be, virgin, apple, i didn't even look. whose ceo is cook nao ? |
10:03 |
nubbins` |
apple |
10:03 |
asciilifeform |
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/us-intelligence-officials-monitor-federal-employees-security-clearances << purges! lol |
10:03 |
ozbot |
US intelligence officials to monitor federal employees with security clearances | The Rundown | PBS |
10:03 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09399189 = 0.188 BTC [+] {2} |
10:03 |
nubbins` |
that's correct, apple ceo says he isn't in it for investor returns :0 |
10:04 |
KRS-One |
there's a novel idea |
10:04 |
KRS-One |
then they can monitor the monitors that monitor the monitors that monitor the employees. |
10:04 |
ThickAsThieves |
nubbins` did you get my msg? |
10:04 |
mircea_popescu |
KRS-One not that novel, it's been introduced by the forum investors years ago |
10:04 |
nubbins` |
sorry, nope |
10:04 |
ThickAsThieves |
ah |
10:04 |
mircea_popescu |
o nm |
10:04 |
nubbins` |
oh, wait, hold on |
10:04 |
nubbins` |
it got buried in gribble's warnings |
10:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09539999 = 0.1908 BTC [+] {2} |
10:04 |
ThickAsThieves |
k |
10:04 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` you totally need to drop that ` |
10:04 |
mircea_popescu |
o or that |
10:05 |
nubbins` |
gribs totally needs to have an ;;i_fucking_know_already command that suppresses warnings |
10:06 |
nubbins` |
ThickAsThieves: let me check everyone's schedule and get back to ya later today |
10:06 |
mircea_popescu |
what warnings do you get ? |
10:06 |
ThickAsThieves |
k |
10:06 |
nubbins` |
[10:47:48] <gribble> #bitcoin-otc: Watch out for fraudsters! Always check auth with the ident command, or you could be dealing with an impostor. Use gettrust to check trust paths. If in doubt, ASK IN CHANNEL. Fraud prevention guide: http://bit.ly/YCGOI3 Trust system guide: http://bit.ly/16IOdbe |
10:06 |
ThickAsThieves |
i watched wolf of wall street, first half is pretty bad, but second half was less bad |
10:06 |
mircea_popescu |
"'I get probably seven or eight hundred and I read the majority of those. Every day." he |
10:07 |
mircea_popescu |
he;s lying. nobody who actually does it advertises it. |
10:07 |
ThickAsThieves |
all i recall after the fact is the lambo lude scene |
10:08 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform not really purges, more like desperation. for every snowden twitter knows about there's dozens that various interests know about |
10:08 |
mircea_popescu |
maybe one hundred the chinese know about |
10:08 |
mircea_popescu |
to describe the entire operation as schweitzer would be charitable. |
10:08 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves lude ?! |
10:08 |
nubbins` |
'ludes man, fuckin 'ludes |
10:08 |
ThickAsThieves |
when they take the lemmons |
10:09 |
ThickAsThieves |
mostly comedic |
10:09 |
nubbins` |
so the coin i sent to australia on january 14 finally arrived today |
10:09 |
mircea_popescu |
quaaludes ?! |
10:09 |
ThickAsThieves |
yes |
10:09 |
mircea_popescu |
wow people still take 70s drugs ? |
10:09 |
nubbins` |
i suspect the express shipping label got torn off |
10:10 |
nubbins` |
mircea_popescu i don't think they make ludes anymore |
10:10 |
ThickAsThieves |
i thought you saw the movie? |
10:10 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: people still take 1880s drugs |
10:10 |
mircea_popescu |
ThickAsThieves i didn't make it that far in |
10:10 |
nubbins` |
^ |
10:10 |
nubbins` |
heh |
10:10 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform that of course they do. |
10:10 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: and 1940s |
10:11 |
heat |
lsd was from the 40s? |
10:11 |
ThickAsThieves |
yeah i actually turned it off too |
10:11 |
ThickAsThieves |
but then wondered how the antagonist bit would go |
10:11 |
nubbins` |
lsd is from the 30s |
10:11 |
mircea_popescu |
i don't usually turn them off, i usually end up turning some chick on |
10:11 |
mircea_popescu |
same effect |
10:12 |
nubbins` |
altho TBF it took several years before they realized what it did |
10:13 |
nubbins` |
hofmann lived to 102 :0 |
10:13 |
mircea_popescu |
If one guy has a Jaguar on a (government) GS-12 salary, thats a red flag, McConnell said. |
10:13 |
mircea_popescu |
epic. |
10:14 |
mircea_popescu |
"you're supposed to suck!" |
10:15 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09584994 = 0.1917 BTC [+] {2} |
10:15 |
ThickAsThieves |
jaguars aren't THAT expensive |
10:16 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.096 = 0.672 BTC [+] |
10:16 |
mircea_popescu |
my point exactly. |
10:16 |
mircea_popescu |
somehow people are expected to buy houses and college educations, but a jaguar throws red flags |
10:16 |
mircea_popescu |
it so happens both of those are 10x as expensive and 100x as scammy on a roi basis. |
10:17 |
mircea_popescu |
take leah of #suckstobeleah fame : she had a 175k mortgage and no jaguar. |
10:17 |
* |
nubbins` considers a "vehicles i own" section on a CV |
10:18 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07758495 = 0.4655 BTC [+] {2} |
10:18 |
nubbins` |
you know you've got a legit scoop when both reuters and ap shake their heads and say "nope" ;( |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars/jaguar |
10:20 |
ozbot |
Used Jaguar cars - Find a used Jaguar for sale on Auto Trader |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
check that shit out, you can have one for 5k |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
Jaguar X-Type 2.0d SE 4dr Diesel Saloon |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
2005 (05 reg) Saloon |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
SILVER, IMMACULATE CONDITION, 2 X KEEPERS FROM NEW, MOT JULY 2014, TAX, FULL SERVICE HISTORY PART MAIN DEALER, CD PLAYER, AIR-CON, MULTIFUNCTION STEERING WHEEL, HEATED SEATS, FULL
£3,495 |
10:20 |
asciilifeform |
5k? with engine or without |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
90,000 miles |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
Manual |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
2.0L |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
Diesel |
10:20 |
mircea_popescu |
a diesel engine |
10:21 |
mircea_popescu |
Jaguar X-Type 2.5 V6 4dr |
10:21 |
mircea_popescu |
2002 (51 reg) Saloon |
10:21 |
mircea_popescu |
Perfect runner and good condition but EML is on with code H025 so needs new exhaust sensor., SILVER, 3 owners, Next MOT due 23/02/2015, Tax expires 30/04/2014, |
10:21 |
mircea_popescu |
103,000 miles £850 |
10:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.60521428 = 4.2365 BTC [+] {4} |
10:23 |
mircea_popescu |
i guess the min cost to troll the monitors would be ~1.5k |
10:23 |
mircea_popescu |
which you know, most serious partyers can drop on a single bottle. |
10:24 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: you drink Fluorinert? some party! |
10:24 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform i take it you don't do much in the way of the club scene huh |
10:24 |
asciilifeform |
haha nope |
10:25 |
mircea_popescu |
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/the-businessman-who-ran-up-203-752576 |
10:25 |
mircea_popescu |
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/russian-multimillionaires-rack-up-130000-tab-going-headtohead-in-bar-bill-contest-8870845.html |
10:26 |
asciilifeform |
only worth drinking this if it can be pissed out into a golden toilet. |
10:26 |
nubbins` |
ThickAsThieves, what's the deadline for this |
10:27 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform i'd say only worth drinking if you're not drunk |
10:27 |
nubbins` |
^ |
10:27 |
mircea_popescu |
or surrounded by athletes, for that matter. |
10:27 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway, consider : |
10:27 |
mircea_popescu |
His biography reads: Despite his tender years, Alex is a name to watch out for in the city. An expert in the UK economy, he works the currency markets, regularly trading millions. |
10:27 |
mircea_popescu |
to stop wondering where the forum tards come from. |
10:28 |
mircea_popescu |
they come from the queue outside the playground, waiting to fellate these idiots. |
10:28 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 25 @ 0.00408799 = 0.1022 BTC [+] {2} |
10:28 |
mircea_popescu |
Describing his rapid career rise from humble beginnings to working for trading company Zone Invest Group, it adds: A talented, charismatic and thoroughly likeable man, Alex Hope exudes knowledge and you cant help but respect and admire this self-taught and self-made young trader. |
10:29 |
mircea_popescu |
Alex Hope made his first trade around five years ago, while he was still working at a fast food bar and now claims to earn a six-figure salary. He made his first deals on his mobile phone during the commute to his day job, after a spread betting seminar shortly before his 18th birthday. |
10:29 |
mircea_popescu |
expert in the uk economy and britney spearism. |
10:30 |
mircea_popescu |
It was meant to be just an extra hobby alongside football, Alex explained |
10:31 |
nubbins` |
lel |
10:31 |
mircea_popescu |
and from the other one : |
10:31 |
mircea_popescu |
"The victorious punter jumped up and down waving his receipt in the air when the bills were added up shortly before closing time at the club, at the Embassy venue in Old Burlington Street. The nightclub has not revealed the identity of the big spenders." |
10:31 |
mircea_popescu |
imagine : spend a hundred grand and allow them to tell you when the thing closes ? |
10:32 |
mircea_popescu |
my brain doesn't manage to cope with the alternate reality these kids live in. |
10:33 |
nubbins` |
shit's funny in london |
10:33 |
nubbins` |
the bar closes, you fuckin leave, end of story |
10:33 |
mircea_popescu |
myeah. wouldn't visit if they paid me. |
10:34 |
nubbins` |
big burly doofuses in SECURITY jackets appear out of nowhere |
10:34 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00087479 = 7.6982 BTC [+] {2} |
10:38 |
ThickAsThieves |
ThickAsThieves, what's the deadline for this /// hrm, faster the better, if i can't get it in a couple days I'll just go with a typographic design |
10:38 |
ThickAsThieves |
yesterday, basically |
10:38 |
ThickAsThieves |
project was thrown together |
10:39 |
ThickAsThieves |
and now they wanna promote it etc |
10:39 |
ThickAsThieves |
i offered to help, but didnt realize how rusty my drawing skills are |
10:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
my own attempts have been shit |
10:49 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41873 @ 0.0008738 = 36.5886 BTC [-] |
10:49 |
heat |
does it snow in romania? |
10:53 |
thestringpuller |
topace: thanks! :D |
10:54 |
kakobrekla |
yes heat , when you are not around |
10:56 |
heat |
do you guys make fun of americans when they tour the cities there? |
10:57 |
mike_c |
who is 'you guys'? this isn't the all-romania channel. |
10:57 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00087452 = 20.901 BTC [+] |
10:58 |
heat |
oh i thought |
10:59 |
heat |
this was purely a Romanian channel |
10:59 |
kakobrekla |
nope, just one gypsy playing his guitar |
11:01 |
heat |
when people come and visit popescu does he break the plates they ate on |
11:01 |
heat |
after he leaves? |
11:01 |
heat |
after they leave? |
11:02 |
Mats_cd03 |
everyone everywhere resents touristd |
11:02 |
asciilifeform |
heat: i think only orthodox gypsies do this |
11:02 |
Mats_cd03 |
^tourists |
11:02 |
mircea_popescu |
heat sure. |
11:02 |
heat |
is it like a party or do you just |
11:02 |
heat |
throw them in the trash |
11:03 |
kakobrekla |
its just that he is so rich he does not need to wash them, ever |
11:03 |
heat |
i see |
11:03 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla so then what do the girls do all day |
11:03 |
kakobrekla |
make pottery? |
11:03 |
asciilifeform |
mine uranium? |
11:03 |
mircea_popescu |
http://www.bondagecrazy.com/archives/gina_kitchen.jpg etc |
11:04 |
kakobrekla |
beats me, maybe they go house to house selling trilema credits |
11:04 |
heat |
lol |
11:04 |
asciilifeform |
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/03/10/ukraine-nuclear/6250815 << loll! |
11:04 |
ozbot |
Ukraine may have to go nuclear, says Kiev lawmaker |
11:04 |
heat |
wow thats a small sink |
11:04 |
mircea_popescu |
kakobrekla no here it's bundled with the cable subscription |
11:04 |
kakobrekla |
:DD |
11:04 |
asciilifeform |
'please send us a few sovnukes back' |
11:05 |
mircea_popescu |
aka snukes ?! |
11:05 |
heat |
that sounds not to bad u just leave here there all day and |
11:05 |
heat |
walk by and fuck her whenever. |
11:05 |
mircea_popescu |
who is this guy |
11:05 |
heat |
a terrible speller |
11:05 |
heat |
im a fan of romania. |
11:05 |
heat |
i think ill move there one day |
11:05 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22950 @ 0.00087378 = 20.0533 BTC [-] {2} |
11:05 |
mircea_popescu |
by the latest news, so will a number of ukrainians |
11:06 |
mircea_popescu |
they won't even have ot leave their houses |
11:06 |
asciilifeform |
haha |
11:06 |
asciilifeform |
maybe i can get an Amazing Free Ro passport. |
11:06 |
mircea_popescu |
sie gonnen mir nicht Schlesien und die Grafschaft Glatz... |
| |
↖ |
11:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HIF] 350 @ 0.00056898 = 0.1991 BTC [+] {3} |
11:07 |
mircea_popescu |
asciilifeform the ro passport is pretty good i tell you. of all the people i've been with all over the world, mine's been overall the best treated. |
11:07 |
asciilifeform |
i believe it. |
11:07 |
mircea_popescu |
everyone else is hated somewhere or other. |
11:08 |
nubbins` |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yqTuWCiM4g |
11:08 |
ozbot |
The Gypsy's Wife - Leonard Cohen - YouTube |
11:08 |
heat |
how can you hate the country where nadia comaneci is from |
11:09 |
heat |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j7E7pvLxmI&feature=kp |
11:09 |
ozbot |
Cinderella - Gypsy Road - YouTube |
11:10 |
nubbins` |
i've been asked more than once if i was a fake canadian when travellers see the flag on my pack |
11:10 |
heat |
what can be gained |
11:10 |
heat |
by being a fake canadian |
11:11 |
nubbins` |
apparently it's fashionable for americans to pretend not to be american |
11:11 |
mircea_popescu |
lol |
11:11 |
nubbins` |
when overseas |
11:11 |
heat |
now that i can see |
11:11 |
heat |
who the fuck wants to be american |
11:11 |
mike_c |
not fashionable, more like recommended. |
11:11 |
heat |
i here Americans will get gang banged in a dark ally just for being |
11:11 |
mike_c |
people are jealous of us. it's difficult sometimes. |
11:11 |
heat |
jealous of us, HAH |
11:11 |
heat |
annoyed by us, more realistic . |
11:12 |
nubbins` |
heh |
11:13 |
nubbins` |
TBF none of the american travellers i've met have been particularly brash |
11:13 |
nubbins` |
aside from the group of guys from las vegas i met in colombia |
11:13 |
nubbins` |
australians and israelis are the ones that will give you headaches |
11:13 |
mircea_popescu |
yeah in fairness the derpy us traveller of the 70s and 80s has been replaced by a much more understated kind. |
11:14 |
nubbins` |
the derpiness just shifts around. before americans it was the british -- you can still see this if you find older brits |
11:14 |
heat |
lol derpy |
11:14 |
heat |
my dad backpacked across EU in the 70s |
11:14 |
heat |
he may have been derpy i dont know |
11:14 |
nubbins` |
"i thought it was port macdonald! my camera has ten zooms!" -elderly british woman i met in puerto maldonado, peru |
11:14 |
heat |
he did eat the hash brownies tho. |
11:14 |
mircea_popescu |
not sure who it is now, cause the chinese aren't really obnoxious |
11:15 |
nubbins` |
it's the aussies now |
11:15 |
mircea_popescu |
aussies can afford to travel outside their island !?! |
11:15 |
nubbins` |
i know, crazy right? |
11:15 |
mircea_popescu |
on what, specially trained kangaroos ? |
11:15 |
thestringpuller |
mircea_popescu: what the fuck? Yes they are. I work with a Chinese co-op...just...don't even get my started. |
11:15 |
mircea_popescu |
no by all means, start, start. |
11:15 |
nubbins` |
all that free space has bred permanent outside-voices into them |
11:15 |
mircea_popescu |
wtf is a chinese co-op |
11:16 |
thestringpuller |
he is a student working a full time position |
11:16 |
thestringpuller |
and he is from china hence chinese |
11:16 |
mircea_popescu |
a co-operated chinese student :D |
11:16 |
mircea_popescu |
like those dual control cars from driver school |
11:17 |
thestringpuller |
buuut he is pretty derpy in that he would rather pay money on league of legends characters than have a girlfriend who provides you with sex |
11:17 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6400 @ 0.00087353 = 5.5906 BTC [-] |
11:17 |
thestringpuller |
SO I MEAN |
11:17 |
thestringpuller |
like |
11:17 |
thestringpuller |
...... |
11:17 |
mircea_popescu |
so how does this affect you ?! |
11:17 |
thestringpuller |
It confuses me! It affects me in that way. |
11:18 |
mircea_popescu |
aok |
11:18 |
nubbins` |
hm, il neige |
11:18 |
thestringpuller |
snow? |
11:18 |
nubbins` |
oui |
11:19 |
nubbins` |
je suis fatigué de l'hiver ;( |
11:19 |
mircea_popescu |
l'ennui de hiver du nubbins |
11:19 |
nubbins` |
D: |
11:19 |
cazalla |
i've run into americans saying they are canadian in australia |
11:19 |
cazalla |
we call them seppos here |
11:20 |
mircea_popescu |
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=333851.msg5619550#msg5619550 |
11:20 |
ozbot |
[Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus |
11:21 |
mircea_popescu |
ahaha check it out, the doofus actually claims they made a gain. |
11:21 |
mircea_popescu |
pity deprived ran off, this usagi needs his pair. |
11:23 |
mike_c |
i love how proud he is that he only lost 12%. |
11:23 |
mircea_popescu |
didn't he claim he gained ~11.5% ? |
11:23 |
mike_c |
"it dropped by a total of 11.6% from inception to final return of capital " |
11:23 |
mircea_popescu |
"And as for the subsequent performance of that fund, if you had bothered to check, you would have found that in fact, it dropped by a total of 11.6% from inception to final return of capital -- thereby outperforming every other comparable fund available" |
11:23 |
mircea_popescu |
nm, jesus christ. |
11:23 |
mircea_popescu |
this guy is usagi. srsly now, EXACTLY the same. |
11:24 |
mircea_popescu |
objector : "here are the numbers. you fucked up" |
11:24 |
mircea_popescu |
usagi : a) this is a different scam than the other scam and generally this should not be discussed here or in this way or etc ; |
11:24 |
mircea_popescu |
b) we lost X according to Y creative counting method which is BETTER THAN ANY ALTERNATIVE AVAILABLE!!11 |
11:29 |
mircea_popescu |
"it appears that Mircea Popescu either can't be bothered to read or has so convinced himself of his own godliness that he thinks he can just make stuff up and the band of sycophantic pseudonyms will eat it up with stars in their eyes." |
11:29 |
mircea_popescu |
why do people hate people! why can't we all get along! |
11:29 |
mircea_popescu |
why should the stupid not realise they're stupid and fall into line! |
11:30 |
ThickAsThieves |
how dare you overestimate how badly his fund performed |
11:30 |
mircea_popescu |
have i ? |
11:30 |
mircea_popescu |
o you mean by rounding 11.6 to 12 ? |
11:30 |
ThickAsThieves |
it only lost 11%, while labcoin lost much more! |
11:30 |
mike_c |
um, so are they sycophants or pseduonyms? there are some serious logical fallacies in his bullshit. |
11:31 |
ThickAsThieves |
by these measures pankkake's PIF is the real deal investment |
11:31 |
mircea_popescu |
o that. this incidentally is quite common scammer strategy, make a palette of crap, because of this particular psychological inclination of the uneducated mind |
11:31 |
mircea_popescu |
did pif lose anything yet ? |
11:31 |
ThickAsThieves |
it can't |
11:31 |
mircea_popescu |
clearly going for the long con, that pif |
11:32 |
mircea_popescu |
mike_c the best part of it being, of course, all the panache with which he delivers it. |
11:32 |
ThickAsThieves |
being that the only way to lose is if pankkake runs, and if someone actually buys any |
11:33 |
mircea_popescu |
https://twitter.com/TamEcclestone/status/442956413066035200 |
11:33 |
ozbot |
Twitter / TamEcclestone: One week to go http://t.co/U9uaxnouTi |
11:34 |
mircea_popescu |
chick's pretty hawt. |
11:35 |
mircea_popescu |
(bernie's kid) |
11:37 |
nubbins` |
imagine googling your mother's name and finding that |
11:37 |
mircea_popescu |
i wouldn't have it any other way, tbh |
11:39 |
mircea_popescu |
talk about the fucking digital revolution : you can't find a picture of bernie ecclestone without white hair if you search for an entire day |
11:39 |
mircea_popescu |
yet most of what he did happened before he went old. |
11:40 |
mircea_popescu |
http://www.thosewerethedays.org.uk/images/motor-racing-stories/bernie-ecclestone-el-grafico.jpg |
11:40 |
mircea_popescu |
there we go, thanks god for the ethnic market. |
11:40 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0426 = 0.1278 BTC [-] |
11:42 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-] |
11:45 |
Apocalyptic |
is there any decent chart site for bitcoin-central ? |
11:46 |
mircea_popescu |
i think it used to be on bitcoincharts |
11:46 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.04255 = 0.1702 BTC [-] {2} |
11:46 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.095998 = 0.384 BTC [-] {2} |
11:46 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-] |
11:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 4 @ 0.13311598 = 0.5325 BTC [-] {2} |
11:50 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27950 @ 0.00087471 = 24.4481 BTC [+] {2} |
11:52 |
Mats_cd03 |
what is pankkake working on |
11:53 |
Apocalyptic |
mircea, indeed it's there, ty |
11:55 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.13311598 = 0.2662 BTC [-] |
11:57 |
mircea_popescu |
https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/443052915755061248 |
11:57 |
ozbot |
Twitter / Mircea_Popescu: We will bury you. @MattMEgan5 ... |
11:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.42574219 BTC to 3`681 shares, 65899 satoshi per share |
12:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 44 @ 0.004025 = 0.1771 BTC [-] {2} |
12:09 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.0935 = 0.187 BTC [+] {2} |
12:10 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-] |
12:13 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.04275 = 0.3848 BTC [-] |
12:19 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48957 @ 0.00087519 = 42.8467 BTC [+] {3} |
12:23 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.13311598 = 0.6656 BTC [-] |
12:25 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.004 = 0.2 BTC [+] |
12:25 |
Mats_cd03 |
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=57298 |
12:25 |
ozbot |
The Average Peen & Height Chart Of The World [Pic] | I Am Bored |
12:26 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0432 = 0.216 BTC [+] |
12:26 |
Mats_cd03 |
til dongs in ecuador r enormous |
12:29 |
mircea_popescu |
didja know the main driver in penis size is female whorishness ? |
12:29 |
Mats_cd03 |
go on |
12:30 |
asciilifeform |
;;google primate ball size |
12:30 |
gribble |
Large testicles mean greater infidelity, research finds - Telegraph: <http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/10603957/Large-testicles-mean-greater-infidelity-research-finds.html>; Primate Store - Primate Enrichment Toys: <http://www.primatestore.com/monkey_toys.asp>; Female Promiscuity Controls the Size of Your Testicles - Joe Quirk: <http://www.joequirk.com/Sample_3.html> |
12:30 |
mircea_popescu |
the more women fuck around, the more strongly large penises are selected for. |
12:30 |
Mats_cd03 |
thats unfortunate |
12:30 |
nubbins` |
ehh |
12:31 |
Mats_cd03 |
my dong is average size |
12:31 |
nubbins` |
so these women, they get preggo and keep the babby? |
12:31 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` which women |
12:31 |
nubbins` |
the ones you're talking about |
12:31 |
mircea_popescu |
on the timescale discussed all women keep all babies. |
12:31 |
MisterE |
anyone use gekko? |
12:32 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15930 @ 0.00087204 = 13.8916 BTC [-] {2} |
12:32 |
mircea_popescu |
as in the webkit ? |
12:32 |
MisterE |
no the bot https://github.com/askmike/gekko/tree/master/docs |
12:32 |
nubbins` |
so access to safe, legal abortions would, in theory, cause a decrease in dick and ball size |
12:32 |
nubbins` |
interesting |
12:32 |
Mats_cd03 |
"The testicles are even larger in sea urchins. They spawn directly into the ocean. To increase the chance of fertilising an egg, the sea urchin is a huge testicle with a little shell around it." |
12:33 |
MisterE |
Mats_cd03: yea when they spawn the whole ocean floor has a 2' thick layer of cum |
12:33 |
Mats_cd03 |
i had sea urchin a year ago and i didnt realize i was swallowing urchin cum |
12:33 |
MisterE |
looks like milky water |
12:33 |
Mats_cd03 |
surprisingly creamy with a great texture...im gay |
12:33 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` no, monogamy is neutral |
12:33 |
mircea_popescu |
promiscuity is selective |
12:34 |
punkman1 |
Mats_cd03: that's usually the female's eggs |
12:34 |
Mats_cd03 |
the telegraph doesnt think so |
12:34 |
mircea_popescu |
Mats_cd03 well not gay, no. urchay ? |
12:35 |
MisterE |
thats kind of how salmon spawn too |
12:35 |
MisterE |
mom lays eggs and dad cums over them, water is full of it |
12:36 |
Mats_cd03 |
"When the female lions in the pride are in heat, he must mate with all the females every half-hour for three days.” |
12:36 |
MisterE |
lucky fucker |
12:36 |
Mats_cd03 |
reminds me of bruised peaches and futurama |
12:36 |
mircea_popescu |
MisterE you only think so on account of your tender years. |
12:36 |
Mats_cd03 |
MisterE gives me the impression hes in high school |
12:36 |
MisterE |
:D not so tender as you may think |
12:37 |
MisterE |
lol |
12:37 |
MisterE |
thats irc for you |
12:37 |
mircea_popescu |
so how old are you then ? |
12:37 |
MisterE |
this channel is pretty mature but doesn't it bring the kid out in all of us a bit? |
12:37 |
MisterE |
we say shit on irc we wouldnt say irl |
12:37 |
mircea_popescu |
contrary to what kids normally think, it's not a crime being a kid |
12:37 |
Mats_cd03 |
uh no |
12:38 |
Mats_cd03 |
i talk about niggers.txt and bitcoin transaction malleability irl |
12:38 |
Mats_cd03 |
isnt that normal |
12:38 |
mircea_popescu |
well... "normal". |
12:38 |
mircea_popescu |
"Bitcoin Foundation will be charged with a criminal complaint in 2014" |
12:38 |
mircea_popescu |
holy fucksticks on a wheel! |
12:38 |
MisterE |
there's a non-headline |
12:39 |
MisterE |
must be /. |
12:39 |
mircea_popescu |
how fucktarded do you need to be to not realise that a foundation is a juristic person and as such immune from criminal prosecution ? |
12:39 |
mircea_popescu |
and how much more fucktarded than that do you need to be to go sprouting your derpage around as if you were a human being! |
12:39 |
mircea_popescu |
i blame the schools. these people should have been abused into insanity long before reaching the internet. |
12:39 |
MisterE |
/.? |
12:39 |
mircea_popescu |
MisterE no, bitbet. |
12:40 |
thestringpuller |
LOL! |
12:40 |
assbot |
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12:41 |
nubbins` |
https://www.technosport.com/_images/Banners/FrontPageBanners/Oakley_2014_EN.jpg |
12:41 |
nubbins` |
lelelelelel |
12:41 |
nubbins` |
that was the best photo they took? |
12:41 |
Mats_cd03 |
ever read The Epicurean Dealmaker, mp? finance+philosophy, seems up your alley |
12:41 |
mircea_popescu |
nope. |
12:42 |
Mats_cd03 |
needs more cleavage nubbins` |
12:42 |
thestringpuller |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyMGt1M-Rs - mircea_popescu |
12:42 |
nubbins` |
needs less herp |
12:42 |
moiety |
mew happy monday all, how goes? |
12:43 |
mircea_popescu |
jus' same old. |
12:43 |
mircea_popescu |
Youd think this would be paradise for the males. Wrong. Every male chimp is a cuckold. Chimp alpha males are in a tizzy, running around trying to stop secret copulations between females and lower-ranking males, but the female drive for sexual variety outwits the male chimps while they are busy fighting. Alphas can only control one or two of these nymphomaniacs at once, who throw themselves on male penises every time |
12:43 |
mircea_popescu |
the alpha males back is turned. Males can only strategize for a higher percentage of copulations, never for faithfulness. When a chimp female in heat presents her posterior to a male, there could be any number of different guys sperms already swimming around in there. |
12:43 |
mircea_popescu |
This is why primatologists never watch TV. When females go into estrus, the chimp-offs are pure entertainment. Its funny, violent, full of chases and trickery, and its X-ratedimagine a pornographic Three Stooges and the researchers get to claim that counting erections is scientific research. |
12:44 |
mircea_popescu |
i thought that's what reality tv is supposed to be |
12:44 |
assbot |
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12:47 |
Mats_cd03 |
http://epicureandealmaker.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/goodwill-hunting.html |
12:47 |
ozbot |
The Epicurean Dealmaker: Goodwill Hunting |
12:47 |
moiety |
reminds me of the penguins. the first researcher was so horrified by what he found, he didn't publish his work... leaving the next batch to go find |
12:47 |
Mats_cd03 |
on accounting, HP, and HP's purchase of Autonomy |
12:48 |
moiety |
the penguins were having sex with a decapitated females head placed near some rocks |
12:48 |
jcpham |
just watched the most awesome investigative TV news report on bitcoin from KWTF in bumfuck, Montana |
12:48 |
jcpham |
way better than Newsweak |
12:48 |
mircea_popescu |
jcpham transcript ? |
12:49 |
jcpham |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CjldZLXiAU |
12:49 |
ozbot |
A LOOK INSIDE AMERICA'S LARGEST BITCOIN MINING OPERATION - YouTube |
12:49 |
jcpham |
sorry no transcript |
12:49 |
jcpham |
Dorain is definitely satoshi though |
12:49 |
assbot |
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12:49 |
jcpham |
did you see those squinty eyes? |
12:49 |
mircea_popescu |
heh mkay. |
12:53 |
mircea_popescu |
moiety you ever see that turtle fucking a shoe ? |
12:54 |
moiety |
no but i did see that guy get banned from twitter for fucking a hotpocket |
12:54 |
nubbins` |
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/complaint-against-priest-wayne-dohey-filed-with-rnc-1.2566509 |
12:54 |
ozbot |
Complaint against priest Wayne Dohey filed with RNC - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News |
12:54 |
nubbins` |
"Dohey had been charged in 2007 with sexual assault and sexual exploitation. Those charges were dismissed by a judge." |
12:54 |
nubbins` |
THE RIGHT CALL |
12:55 |
assbot |
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12:56 |
mircea_popescu |
;;google turtle fucks a shoe |
12:56 |
gribble |
Turtle Fucking a Shoe - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHI8LnoixFE>; TURTLE FUCKING ADIDAS-SHOE - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5F1wNg6pc>; Turtle Fucks Boot - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn-gvKSCHT4> |
12:58 |
moiety |
omg |
12:58 |
moiety |
mircea_popescu: lolol turtles make pretty ace sex noises, just a shame it wasn't a nike |
12:58 |
assbot |
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12:58 |
jcpham |
what flavor was the hot pocket |
12:58 |
moiety |
ham and cheese |
12:59 |
jcpham |
i like the meatballs and mozzarella |
12:59 |
moiety |
hot mozarella... think that over |
12:59 |
nubbins` |
you guys don't put that shit in your bodies, do you? |
12:59 |
nubbins` |
:( |
12:59 |
jcpham |
you gotta let it cool to body temp first |
12:59 |
moiety |
i can happily say i havent been in the same room as a hot pocket... do you even get them here |
12:59 |
jcpham |
nubbins` i rarely eat a) |
13:00 |
jcpham |
and rarely eat helthy b) |
13:00 |
moiety |
jcpham: he realised this and put it in the fridge after he mocrowaved it |
13:00 |
nubbins` |
tsk tsk |
13:00 |
moiety |
microwaved* |
13:00 |
nubbins` |
if you don't take care of your body, where will you live? |
13:00 |
jcpham |
under a bridge |
13:00 |
jcpham |
as it should be |
13:00 |
nubbins` |
point missed ;D |
13:01 |
nubbins` |
if you don't take care of your body, where will your brain live? |
13:01 |
jcpham |
by lack of eating properly is this ADHD/sacrifice thing. Slightly motivated possibly by greed |
13:01 |
jcpham |
I value X time > Y time eating |
13:01 |
* |
jurov sends jcpham some soylent |
13:01 |
jcpham |
well... |
13:01 |
jcpham |
it's sort of the same way with excretions too |
13:02 |
jcpham |
#1 and #2 |
13:02 |
jcpham |
i've got issues |
13:02 |
jcpham |
would eat ramen every day if that was my shoice |
13:03 |
nubbins` |
that shit will pickle your insides! |
13:03 |
assbot |
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13:03 |
jcpham |
don't worry i'm not on any track that would keep me here long |
13:03 |
nubbins` |
altho tbf i have eaten my share of kimchi ramyeon |
13:04 |
jcpham |
i shant use up your air/food/water |
13:04 |
nubbins` |
oh! then in that case, carry on |
13:04 |
moiety |
nubbins`: consider my insides pickled |
13:04 |
assbot |
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13:05 |
mircea_popescu |
isn't ramen basically a cheap noodle ? |
13:05 |
moiety |
yep thats all it is, just instant noodles |
13:05 |
jurov |
plus salt and spice |
13:05 |
moiety |
natural staple of moieties everywhere |
13:05 |
assbot |
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13:05 |
assbot |
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13:05 |
assbot |
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13:05 |
jurov |
errr. no spice. flavor. |
13:06 |
moiety |
i like them spicy |
13:06 |
nubbins` |
http://blog.korea.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/suzychung_ramyeon_jin.jpg |
13:06 |
mircea_popescu |
moiety what are these moieties ? just halfsies ? |
13:06 |
nubbins` |
^ best kind |
13:06 |
KRS-One |
enough salt in ramen spice packs to trigger a heart attack in many |
13:06 |
moiety |
yeah i didn't think that one through did i mircea_popescu |
13:06 |
assbot |
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13:07 |
nubbins` |
KRS-One nod |
13:07 |
jurov |
they really put faux egg/vegetables there? |
13:07 |
nubbins` |
jurov those were added after the fact |
13:07 |
mircea_popescu |
a so it's the spice packs that are supposed to do the pickling huh |
13:07 |
nubbins` |
generally you just get spice and a few freeze dried bits |
13:07 |
nubbins` |
but it's popular to put spring onion and an egg in the boiling water |
13:07 |
assbot |
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13:07 |
moiety |
sometimes palm oil |
13:07 |
jurov |
yep , same here, called "vifon" |
13:08 |
moiety |
i like to make mine with an egg |
13:08 |
KRS-One |
hmm i should try that |
13:08 |
nubbins` |
it's much nicer with an egg |
13:08 |
nubbins` |
and fresh green onion |
13:08 |
moiety |
i don't really mix it in though |
13:08 |
mircea_popescu |
this should be #bitcoin-frugality henceforth |
13:08 |
nubbins` |
korean food is nothing if not frugal |
13:08 |
KRS-One |
cheap enough to get me through my broke, practically homeless days in college |
13:08 |
assbot |
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13:09 |
nubbins` |
delicious hot homemade soup delivered to your door in a stone bowl with metal cutlery and 2-3 side dishes: $3.50 |
13:09 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` you should have lived in egypt. |
13:09 |
asciilifeform |
nubbins`: korean food is nothing if not frugal << 1 bear trap, 1 street dog ? |
13:09 |
nubbins` |
when you're done, you put the dishes outside your apartment door and they come back to collect them |
13:09 |
mircea_popescu |
i had this > 1lb dish that cost 5 lyra (a shade under a dollar) |
13:09 |
moiety |
basically, i don't like cooking just for me. noodles is quick. i don't see the point in making other things when there isn't anyone to feed them to |
13:09 |
mircea_popescu |
best shit i ever ate. |
13:09 |
nubbins` |
asciilifeform they breed the soup dogs, they don't catch strays ;D |
13:10 |
nubbins` |
mircea_popescu, moroccan food, same thing |
13:10 |
moiety |
nubbins`: actually its illegal in korea. vietnam the do pick up any dog going |
13:10 |
nubbins` |
moiety: it's a fairly common practice, i had a few offers to take me out for it |
13:10 |
mircea_popescu |
i dunno what they put in it, but it's basically a noodle in vegetable sauce |
13:10 |
mircea_popescu |
i suspect a lot of chickpea |
13:10 |
mircea_popescu |
and lentils |
13:11 |
nubbins` |
mmm |
13:11 |
nubbins` |
i should start sprouting lentils again. |
13:11 |
mircea_popescu |
no meat whatsoever, but also no unsavory chemicals |
13:11 |
nubbins` |
nod |
13:11 |
nubbins` |
that's the big difference |
13:11 |
mircea_popescu |
it's what most of cairo's 10mn population lives on, for the record. |
13:11 |
mircea_popescu |
7 to 9 mn pounds of that stuff a day. |
13:11 |
nubbins` |
most "food" in the western world is full of sodium benzoate and shit |
13:11 |
mircea_popescu |
canned shit. yeah it's unedible. |
13:12 |
moiety |
a woman just had her son taken off her for feeding him 9 litres of goats milk a day for 6 months |
13:12 |
moiety |
he might have permanent kidney damage |
13:12 |
mircea_popescu |
moiety that's not so bright |
13:12 |
nubbins` |
heh. |
13:12 |
nubbins` |
oh, a friend has some goat meat that he wants to sausage |
13:12 |
nubbins` |
duck, too |
13:12 |
nubbins` |
i suggested making a blend of duck and moose |
13:12 |
moiety |
no, she wasn't well. poor wee boy is only 12 hasnt had solid food for half a year |
13:12 |
mircea_popescu |
duck doesn't sausage |
13:12 |
mircea_popescu |
maybe with a lot of liver. |
13:12 |
nubbins` |
no? |
13:13 |
nubbins` |
have never tried fowl, altho i've had store-bought turkey kielbasa |
13:13 |
mircea_popescu |
generally fowl and game mixes are frowned upon, but i couldnt tell you why exactly |
13:13 |
mircea_popescu |
tho i suspect it's legit. |
13:14 |
nubbins` |
interesting |
13:14 |
mircea_popescu |
you can make some excellent pheasant with foie gras "sausage" tho. |
13:14 |
nubbins` |
maybe the flavors just don't go well |
13:14 |
nubbins` |
i was only thinking to add moose because it's so dry and duck is greasy |
13:14 |
mircea_popescu |
obviously you render it first. |
13:15 |
mircea_popescu |
anyway, do you have truffles where you live ? or too cold / |
13:16 |
nubbins` |
i don't think so. |
13:16 |
nubbins` |
plenty of edible mushrooms tho |
13:16 |
nubbins` |
chanterelles in particular |
13:17 |
mircea_popescu |
still this is something i want to try now, get a pheasant, plum and gut it, boil down the carcass until everythin comes off |
13:17 |
mircea_popescu |
then select the meat, concentrate the juice, add foie gras patee'd and thin black perigord truffle |
13:17 |
mircea_popescu |
and stuff the thing. |
13:18 |
nubbins` |
interesting |
13:18 |
mircea_popescu |
smoke lightly (mostly to dry it) on something like hickory |
13:18 |
nubbins` |
i'd love to have a smoker |
13:18 |
nubbins` |
maybe this summer |
13:18 |
mircea_popescu |
it's not hard to make really. |
13:18 |
nubbins` |
nod |
13:18 |
nubbins` |
you can buy basic ones for ~$50 too |
13:19 |
mircea_popescu |
just give it enough space to dry the o no no |
13:19 |
mircea_popescu |
a smoker is a concrete building. |
13:19 |
nubbins` |
ah heh! |
13:19 |
kakobrekla |
kielbasa? |
13:19 |
nubbins` |
i was thinking something this size: http://www.topicalsalve.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/diy_smoker_parts_large.jpg |
13:19 |
kakobrekla |
is that a thing? |
13:19 |
asciilifeform |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuOsecaN9lE << had no idea this was on youtube |
13:19 |
ozbot |
execution Marshal Ion Antonescu - YouTube |
13:19 |
mircea_popescu |
that thing's awful. |
13:20 |
mircea_popescu |
nubbins` think of the letter h |
13:20 |
nubbins` |
well what do i know about it :D |
13:20 |
nubbins` |
kakobrekla, sure |
13:20 |
mircea_popescu |
the right side has a fire pit |
13:20 |
mircea_popescu |
the upper left side holds the meats to be smoked |
13:20 |
nubbins` |
kolbassa, kielbasa, as many spellings as there are types |
13:20 |
mircea_popescu |
there's an air intake on to the right where the h curves |
13:20 |
nubbins` |
nod |
13:20 |
nubbins` |
that's the style i'm familiar with |
13:20 |
mircea_popescu |
right. |
13:20 |
kakobrekla |
kolbassa? really. we call it klobasa. |
13:20 |
mircea_popescu |
these pot things... meh. |
13:20 |
nubbins` |
just found that image after a "diy smoker" search |
13:20 |
Mats_cd03 |
i like pecan for smoking everything |
13:21 |
mircea_popescu |
Mats_cd03 pecan'd work great for this yeah |
13:21 |
Mats_cd03 |
better than hickory imo but it can be expensive if theyre not local |
13:21 |
mircea_popescu |
or maybe pistachio shell |
13:21 |
nubbins` |
how about cedar? |
13:21 |
Mats_cd03 |
no |
13:21 |
nubbins` |
shame |
13:21 |
Mats_cd03 |
dont use cedar or pine |
13:21 |
nubbins` |
they almost give that shit away |
13:21 |
mircea_popescu |
yeah awfl idea. |
13:22 |
nubbins` |
i've had cedar planked salmon |
13:22 |
mircea_popescu |
cedar is for making masts |
13:22 |
Mats_cd03 |
i don't know exactly why, but it has to do with 'planking' v 'smoking' and theres resin in those woods |
13:23 |
assbot |
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13:23 |
nubbins` |
yeah |
13:23 |
Mats_cd03 |
ive only been to one bad bbq ribs place in my life (<6 on a 1-10 scale) and they used cedar for their meats... tastes like smoked soot ass |
13:24 |
nubbins` |
i guess when the cedar combusts it gets gross, but is fine up to that point |
13:24 |
nubbins` |
which isn't that unusual |
13:25 |
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13:25 |
Mats_cd03 |
http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/woods.html pretty good guide |
13:25 |
ozbot |
All About Smoke Woods - The Virtual Weber Bullet |
13:26 |
nubbins` |
my father used to work with a guy who claimed he could identify over a dozen woods by smell alone |
13:26 |
mircea_popescu |
not hard to believe |
13:26 |
nubbins` |
dad, who had been into pen making at the time, said "bullshit" and brought in a half dozen samples |
13:26 |
nubbins` |
nailed 'em all |
13:26 |
mircea_popescu |
hehe |
13:26 |
mircea_popescu |
https://twitter.com/Beautyon_/status/443067163860271104 |
13:26 |
ozbot |
Twitter / Beautyon_: @Mircea_Popescu No one and ... |
13:26 |
mircea_popescu |
check it out, i have fans |
13:27 |
nubbins` |
rad background |
13:27 |
nubbins` |
red, white, and black. i dunno. does something for me |
13:27 |
mircea_popescu |
i always thought it's quite aesthetically pleasing |
13:28 |
mircea_popescu |
people tend to get too busy online. |
13:28 |
nubbins` |
nod |
13:30 |
nubbins` |
hmm i can hear dance music coming from the studio |
13:30 |
nubbins` |
guess things are happening down there 8) |
13:30 |
nubbins` |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpYR7ilLbfo |
13:30 |
ozbot |
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13:32 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.60899599 BTC [+] |
13:34 |
benkay |
nice, nubbins` |
13:35 |
nubbins` |
yeah i'm not much for dance music but it's ok |
13:38 |
moiety |
im trying to twitter more |
13:39 |
moiety |
are you @mircea_popescu mircea? |
13:40 |
moiety |
re cedar btw hamsters are allergic to that wood only |
13:41 |
benkay |
oh lord https://twitter.com/PHP_CEO |
13:42 |
moiety |
consider yourself stalked mircea_popescu! im @moderncuriosity lol |
13:42 |
moiety |
hi benkay, can i link to your last post please? |
13:47 |
nubbins` |
"NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A RAISE, I'D PREFER TO SPENT 6-12 MONTHS FINDING AND ACCLIMATISING A NEW DEVELOPER AND STILL HAVE TO PAY THEM MORE" |
13:47 |
nubbins` |
my sides |
13:48 |
benkay |
it's the internet, moiety, ain't nobody stopping you from putting your own aich tee em ell anywhere |
13:53 |
moiety |
sorry i guess im toopolite for teh interwebz :P |
13:54 |
moiety |
but ty, it's perfect post |
13:55 |
Mats_cd03 |
does a nerd in here tweet from that benkay |
13:56 |
benkay |
no clue, Mats_cd03. |
13:56 |
benkay |
doubt it, though. |
13:59 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.042424 = 0.2121 BTC [-] {3} |
14:01 |
moiety |
BB! i was getting worried |
14:02 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.092 = 0.184 BTC [-] |
14:03 |
BingoBoingo |
? moiety |
14:04 |
moiety |
you went for lunch days ago! |
14:05 |
moiety |
did you have a good time though? |
14:07 |
BingoBoingo |
Decent time. |
14:07 |
BingoBoingo |
One errand lead to several more |
14:17 |
deadweasel |
lol@PHP CEO |
14:17 |
deadweasel |
"LOOK THE .SPRINT PLAN. IS THAT YOU ASSHOLES DO WHATEVER I SAID LAST WEEK BUT ALSO WHATEVER I THINK OF AS IT COMES TO ME" |
14:27 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9650 @ 0.00086988 = 8.3943 BTC [+] |
14:35 |
moiety |
glad to have you back anyways errandboy :P |
14:36 |
wao-ender |
lel http://www.bizforum.org/Journal/www_journalJVP016.htm |
14:41 |
punkman1 |
"Only two alts that I ever became interested, were DOGE and AUR, and both would have been 10-baggers but money does not interest me any more" |
14:42 |
jurov |
wao-ender i cant even... |
14:44 |
punkman1 |
actual picture of castle: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2704/4136859608_0c5c3a1b3e_o.jpg |
14:47 |
punkman1 |
a bit of a fixer-upper, but hey at least it exists |
14:48 |
Mats_cd03 |
mobile.nytimes.com/2014/03/08/opinion/meat-makes-the-planet-thirsty.html |
14:48 |
Mats_cd03 |
132gal to wash a carcass |
14:48 |
Mats_cd03 |
damn it feels good to be a capitalist |
14:58 |
moiety |
lolol https://twitter.com/failcoin/status/442964692386852864/photo/1 |
15:04 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 770 @ 0.00017721 = 0.1365 BTC [-] |
15:11 |
benkay |
punkman1: where is that? |
| |
~ 15 minutes ~ |
15:27 |
moiety |
I would like to know too punkman1. there are two castles close to me http://i.imgur.com/jbaqFFr.jpg and http://i.imgur.com/NPp7ybK.jpg |
15:30 |
mike_c |
http://goo.gl/maps/vqfLZ |
15:30 |
ozbot |
Malla, Estonia - Google Maps |
15:30 |
mike_c |
looks a little rougher in that pic |
15:32 |
moiety |
ah ty mike_c, i wasn't realising it was the same one. it will be nice to see it when its been done up |
15:35 |
Mats_cd03 |
http://warholian.com/2014/01/pulp-fiction-guess-who/ |
15:35 |
ozbot |
Designer Creates PULP FICTION version of classic Milton Bradley game “Guess Who?” | Warholian |
15:43 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11250 @ 0.00086751 = 9.7595 BTC [-] |
15:45 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 135 @ 0.00400517 = 0.5407 BTC [-] {3} |
15:48 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 52 @ 0.07161636 = 3.7241 BTC [-] {10} |
15:48 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18050 @ 0.0008679 = 15.6656 BTC [+] |
15:51 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.09 = 0.18 BTC [-] |
15:55 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 43350 @ 0.00087045 = 37.734 BTC [+] {3} |
| |
~ 37 minutes ~ |
16:33 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00086805 = 2.3437 BTC [-] |
16:47 |
tudo |
hola |
16:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0428 = 0.214 BTC [-] |
| |
~ 15 minutes ~ |
17:05 |
Mats_cd03 |
http://www.kaspersky.com/about/news/virus/2014/Kaspersky-Lab-Uncovers-The-Mask-One-of-the-Most-Advanced-Global-Cyber-espionage-Operations-to-Date-Due-to-the-Complexity-of-the-Toolset-Used-by-the-Attackers |
17:05 |
asciilifeform |
Mats_cd03: old news |
17:06 |
tudo |
what would you guys reccomend a bitcoin asset noob to begin researching? |
17:06 |
Mats_cd03 |
if i was mp i would tell you to read btc-assets logs |
17:07 |
tudo |
ok i'll check it out, but it feels like stalking :D |
17:07 |
mike_c |
they are there for a reason |
17:08 |
mike_c |
i just calculated the odds of two blocks having the same block hash after 1mm blocks have been mined. |
17:08 |
* |
nubbins` calmly grills a half-dozen curry sausages |
17:08 |
Mats_cd03 |
asciilifeform: i dont know why i bother, i imagine people read two paragraphs and give up |
17:08 |
mike_c |
rest assured, apparently it is 0. |
17:10 |
Mats_cd03 |
while youre here would you tell me when a cardano unit will be available for purchase |
17:10 |
mike_c |
april 20th |
17:11 |
mike_c |
http://trilema.com/2014/snsa-february-2014-statement/ |
17:11 |
ozbot |
S.NSA, February 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. |
17:11 |
asciilifeform |
as described in latest s.nsa statement, present plan is to display a working cardano at mp's conference. |
17:12 |
Mats_cd03 |
excellent |
17:13 |
KRS-One |
[ |
17:14 |
mike_c |
http://preshing.com/images/small-probabilities.png |
17:14 |
mike_c |
these numbers are just unbelievable big. bitcoin is pretty well designed. |
17:17 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24159 @ 0.00086802 = 20.9705 BTC [-] {2} |
17:24 |
ThickAsThieves |
why on earth did Netflix make House of Cards available to Comcast? |
17:24 |
ThickAsThieves |
how dumb can you be... |
17:26 |
mike_c |
wow. going to be interesting to see if hbo kicks their butt in the next 5 years. |
17:28 |
ThickAsThieves |
netflix should be signing up with hbo and the like |
17:28 |
ThickAsThieves |
not comcast |
17:28 |
ThickAsThieves |
hbo should be leaving comcast |
17:28 |
mike_c |
well, hbo and netflix want to kill each other |
17:29 |
ThickAsThieves |
altough, comcast seems to be inadequately concerned about monopoly |
17:30 |
Mats_cd03 |
Comcast is dying, netflix is just fucking the corpse |
17:30 |
ThickAsThieves |
well that gives comcast life |
17:30 |
ThickAsThieves |
hence the stupidity of the move |
17:31 |
ThickAsThieves |
the only acceptable future for comcast is as a vanilla internet access provider |
17:31 |
ThickAsThieves |
anything else is less than ideal for consumers |
17:31 |
ThickAsThieves |
even that is questionable |
17:32 |
mike_c |
maybe comcast agreed to stop throttling them in exchange for house of cards |
17:32 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 63 @ 0.00416398 = 0.2623 BTC [-] {2} |
17:32 |
_aeon |
what is this house of cards you speak of |
17:32 |
KRS-One |
netflix pisses me off...90% of the titles I never heard of..9% were from 1980 and 1% recent/goodmovies. |
17:38 |
ThickAsThieves |
mike_c , that was, seemingly, a different deal |
17:39 |
ThickAsThieves |
krs-one, if you dig you can find stuff |
17:39 |
ThickAsThieves |
they just need better suggestion ai |
17:39 |
ThickAsThieves |
better social integration would help too |
17:40 |
moiety |
KRS-One: exactly why i didnt keep it, i couldn't find much world cinema either |
17:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
but they fucked that up back when they got rid of Facebook integration the first time |
17:40 |
mike_c |
interesting, they did that other deal just a few weeks ago. HOC must have been part of the negotiation. |
17:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
there's more foreign films on netflix than any other option |
17:40 |
moiety |
ThickAsThieves: i didn't know they did that... why? thats dumb |
17:40 |
moiety |
ThickAsThieves: not good ones |
17:40 |
ThickAsThieves |
legal reasons |
17:41 |
ThickAsThieves |
it's back now, but limited |
17:41 |
mike_c |
ah, no. apparently it had nothign to do with netflix. |
17:41 |
moiety |
ah |
17:41 |
mike_c |
"Though Netflix holds the streaming rights for "House of Cards," Sony is in charge of distribution internationally and through home video." |
17:41 |
ThickAsThieves |
my guess is they fucked up and too many wives saw husbands autoposting that they just watch Meatballs 3 |
17:41 |
moiety |
lolol |
17:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
this is still an issue with netflix |
17:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
the history |
17:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
theyve now made identities to mitigate |
17:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
but poorly implemented |
17:42 |
ThickAsThieves |
talk about first worl problems... |
17:48 |
Mats_cd03 |
KRS-One: http://imgur.com/a/w9LiM |
17:50 |
nubbins` |
http://www.forbes.com/sites/matthewherper/ |
17:50 |
ozbot |
Matthew Herper - The Medicine Show - Forbes |
17:50 |
nubbins` |
he puts the herp in herper |
17:51 |
Mats_cd03 |
also battle royale, bullhead, Gomorrah, el infierno |
17:52 |
Mats_cd03 |
"I cover science and medicine, and believe this is biology's century." lol |
17:53 |
ThickAsThieves |
http://www.simplyhired.com/a/jobtrends/trend/q-biology |
17:53 |
ozbot |
Biology Job Trends | Simply Hired |
17:58 |
Mats_cd03 |
http://www.simplyhired.com/a/jobtrends/trend/q-intelligence seems to me intelligence agencies are simply closing ranks in the wake of e.snowden/nsa |
17:58 |
ozbot |
Intelligence Job Trends | Simply Hired |
18:08 |
Duffer1 |
#b-a kinda slow today, everyone busy playing titanfall? |
18:11 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 15 @ 0.10319264 = 1.5479 BTC [-] {6} |
18:15 |
ThickAsThieves |
hehe was just watching it on twitch |
18:15 |
ThickAsThieves |
not into it |
| |
~ 27 minutes ~ |
18:43 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.00400007 = 0.172 BTC [-] {2} |
18:43 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38200 @ 0.00087274 = 33.3387 BTC [+] |
18:53 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13250 @ 0.00087274 = 11.5638 BTC [+] |
18:55 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 70 @ 0.0424 = 2.968 BTC [-] {2} |
| |
~ 17 minutes ~ |
19:12 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 23 @ 0.0424 = 0.9752 BTC [-] |
19:18 |
cazalla |
kuka v timoboll today |
19:19 |
Duffer1 |
lol |
19:19 |
Duffer1 |
why is that even a thing? |
19:20 |
cazalla |
seems that you need a reg code to watch it via the website though |
19:20 |
Duffer1 |
>.< |
19:27 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4920 @ 0.00087274 = 4.2939 BTC [+] |
19:34 |
KRS-One |
how cool is this |
19:34 |
KRS-One |
http://i.imgur.com/hzsnpoC.jpg |
19:37 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 30 @ 0.00411 = 0.1233 BTC [+] |
19:42 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 9 @ 0.13311598 = 1.198 BTC [-] |
19:52 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.092 = 0.276 BTC [+] {2} |
19:52 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.13311598 BTC [-] |
20:00 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 106 @ 0.00403528 = 0.4277 BTC [-] {4} |
| |
~ 17 minutes ~ |
20:17 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.0001772 = 0.1772 BTC [-] {4} |
20:22 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.04240333 = 1.2721 BTC [+] {3} |
20:24 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18800 @ 0.00087326 = 16.4173 BTC [+] |
20:28 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [HMF] 13 @ 0.02190005 = 0.2847 BTC [-] {3} |
20:28 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.07000002 = 0.14 BTC [-] |
20:29 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.043 = 0.129 BTC [+] {3} |
20:31 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.6089995 = 4.263 BTC [+] {5} |
| |
~ 18 minutes ~ |
20:49 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.0039988 = 0.1999 BTC [-] |
20:50 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 794 @ 0.00401378 = 3.1869 BTC [+] {3} |
| |
~ 43 minutes ~ |
21:34 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.00594457 = 0.1189 BTC [-] {5} |
21:35 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [RENT] 70 @ 0.00586121 = 0.4103 BTC [-] {4} |
21:36 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6128 @ 0.00087421 = 5.3572 BTC [+] |
21:47 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/mpoe-february-2014-statement/ says final dividend is 8100 btc, but exactly half of that made it onto the mpoe statement on mpex (http://mpex.co/?mpsic=S.MPOE) |
21:47 |
copumpkin |
what am I missing? |
21:49 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12750 @ 0.00087326 = 11.1341 BTC [-] |
21:51 |
kakobrekla |
the float on exchange is only half of all |
21:52 |
copumpkin |
oh |
21:52 |
copumpkin |
fair enough :) |
22:01 |
benkay |
just to fuck with us, copumpkin. |
22:04 |
kakobrekla |
dunno if this was here already |
22:04 |
kakobrekla |
www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/1zhjwh/certificate_verification_vulnerability_in_all/ |
22:08 |
benkay |
mhm |
22:09 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 48050 @ 0.00087245 = 41.9212 BTC [-] {4} |
22:17 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4200 @ 0.00087062 = 3.6566 BTC [-] |
22:26 |
nubbins` |
as of today, march 10, 2014, it is illegal to ride in the bed of a pickup truck in this province |
22:31 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6050 @ 0.00087355 = 5.285 BTC [+] |
22:33 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8500 @ 0.00087355 = 7.4252 BTC [+] |
22:36 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1039 @ 0.00422801 = 4.3929 BTC [+] {11} |
22:38 |
bloctoc |
Artifex just tried to scam me |
22:40 |
artifexd |
Me? |
22:40 |
copumpkin |
artifexd: quit scamming! |
22:40 |
bloctoc |
nope Artifex |
22:40 |
copumpkin |
bloctoc: oh, from -otc? |
22:40 |
artifexd |
I didn't do it. Seriously |
22:40 |
copumpkin |
bloctoc: you have a transcript? |
22:41 |
bloctoc |
I'll check |
22:42 |
bloctoc |
can't find a transcript anywhere in textual but I'm not a textual expert. if anyone knows if that's possible? |
22:42 |
bloctoc |
to pull up a transcript? |
22:42 |
nubbins` |
;;ident bloctoc |
22:42 |
gribble |
Nick 'bloctoc', with hostmask 'bloctoc!~bloctoc@c-50-168-9-127.hsd1.ca.comcast.net', is not identified. |
22:42 |
nubbins` |
;;ident artifexd |
22:42 |
gribble |
Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd', is not identified. |
22:43 |
nubbins` |
;;gettrust bloctoc |
22:43 |
gribble |
WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user nubbins` to user bloctoc: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 1 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=nubbins%60&dest=bloctoc | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bloctoc | Rated since: Tue Oct 29 20:18:14 2013 |
22:43 |
artifexd |
One sec and I'll ident. Cause it wasn't me. |
22:43 |
nubbins` |
;;gettrust artifexd |
22:43 |
gribble |
WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user nubbins` to user artifexd: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=nubbins%60&dest=artifexd | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=artifexd | Rated since: Wed Mar 5 02:06:14 2014 |
22:43 |
bloctoc |
Artifex not artifexd |
22:43 |
nubbins` |
IDGAF, just curious ;p |
22:43 |
nubbins` |
oh |
22:43 |
artifexd |
Then I'll sit down and shut up. |
22:43 |
nubbins` |
who's artifex? |
22:44 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00087407 = 10.8385 BTC [+] {4} |
22:44 |
bloctoc |
Artifex is just someone who pm'd me and tried to scam. I sent a warning. that's all |
22:44 |
bloctoc |
artifexd != Artifex |
22:44 |
nubbins` |
he's not even in here :( |
22:44 |
benkay |
;;gettrust Artifex |
22:44 |
gribble |
WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user benkay to user Artifex: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=benkay&dest=Artifex | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Artifex | Rated since: Sat May 7 03:44:47 2011 |
22:45 |
nubbins` |
guise my neighbour tried to scam me |
22:45 |
benkay |
dat +5 with a -30 |
22:45 |
nubbins` |
her name is captain sally rockwell |
22:46 |
nubbins` |
benkay: check the -30's ratings |
22:46 |
nubbins` |
dollar chargebacks |
22:46 |
nubbins` |
lel |
22:47 |
artifexd |
;;ident |
22:47 |
gribble |
Nick 'artifexd', with hostmask 'artifexd!~artifexd@unaffiliated/artifexd', is identified as user 'artifexd', with GPG key id 11D1433947A3327A, key fingerprint 58A4FD3F492F49F5ECEA9D9911D1433947A3327A, and bitcoin address None |
22:48 |
benkay |
it's a lot of money in some parts of the world, nubbins`. |
22:48 |
nubbins` |
too true |
22:50 |
copumpkin |
bloctoc: what kind of scam? just an offer to buy or was it genuinely sketchy? |
22:50 |
bloctoc |
it looks like it's still going. he's trying to buy btc from me and sell to someone else in bitcoin-otc |
22:51 |
copumpkin |
oh |
22:54 |
nubbins` |
not much to be done about it in here |
22:54 |
nubbins` |
report it in -otc and be done with it |
22:54 |
nubbins` |
everybody knows unsolicited PMs are the mark of a scammer |
22:56 |
kakobrekla |
bloctoc theres like no btc usd trading happening here ever |
22:57 |
nubbins` |
^ |
22:57 |
bloctoc |
he tried to copy/paste the get trust results into chat. |
22:59 |
nubbins` |
yep, scammers do that |
22:59 |
nubbins` |
not much you can do about it, i wouldn't get too wound up |
23:01 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3787 @ 0.00391884 = 14.8406 BTC [-] {36} |
23:02 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 11213 @ 0.00351718 = 39.4381 BTC [-] {46} |
23:05 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 9494 @ 0.00331059 = 31.4307 BTC [-] {10} |
23:06 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1500 @ 0.00312698 = 4.6905 BTC [-] {12} |
23:07 |
mircea_popescu |
copumpkin well half the shares are treasury |
23:07 |
copumpkin |
congrats :) |
23:07 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: you're going to need a moneybin soon, like uncle scrooge has |
23:07 |
mircea_popescu |
Mar 04 11:22:27 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 4,050.17291466 BTC to 500`000`000 shares, 810 satoshi per share |
23:08 |
mircea_popescu |
no because it's all digital see |
23:08 |
mircea_popescu |
they're not real money, because they have no value backing them |
23:08 |
benkay |
satoshi's fiat |
23:08 |
nubbins` |
what is real, anyway |
23:09 |
* |
benkay pictures a crypto-car |
23:09 |
* |
benkay pictures a really shitty crypto car |
23:09 |
* |
nubbins` pictures a queen music video |
23:09 |
copumpkin |
mircea_popescu: oh damn, I keep forgetting that |
23:09 |
copumpkin |
oh well |
23:09 |
mircea_popescu |
@Wolverineks · 7h @Beautyon_ i used to think @Mircea_Popescu was full of shit. Now I know I was just dumb. |
23:09 |
mircea_popescu |
dude twitter is like an ego trip |
23:10 |
mircea_popescu |
why can't you people be more like lloyd braun! |
23:10 |
copumpkin |
lol |
23:11 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45700 @ 0.00087025 = 39.7704 BTC [-] {3} |
23:15 |
mircea_popescu |
@Wolverineks I am not going to argue this. That man is a dyed in the wool genius, no doubt about it. Go read his blog. |
23:15 |
mircea_popescu |
i gotta make a collection of these for the benefit of the forum fans |
23:16 |
mircea_popescu |
o wait, actually there's an entire thread dedicated to that huh. a well. |
23:18 |
mircea_popescu |
moving on, http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ffcb293eedca83d0ebe220277c678d2/tumblr_mz3p7yo4071s0tgwso1_1280.jpg |
23:19 |
nubbins` |
hmm |
23:33 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19740 @ 0.00087197 = 17.2127 BTC [+] |
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23:52 |
asciilifeform |
mircea_popescu: (unrelated) consider one day telling the tale of where you dug up MPOEPR. |
23:53 |
mircea_popescu |
friend of a friend. |
23:54 |
asciilifeform |
aha |
23:55 |
mircea_popescu |
how else, you know ? |
23:56 |
assbot |
[HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 111 @ 0.00310001 = 0.3441 BTC [-] {3} |
23:56 |
assbot |
[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23529 @ 0.00086786 = 20.4199 BTC [-] {2} |
23:57 |
asciilifeform |
yeah, has to be that, or you built her from scratch. |
23:57 |
mircea_popescu |
there's no such thing as scratch |