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00:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.29495036 = 1.4748 BTC [+] {3}
00:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 294 @ 0.003 = 0.882 BTC [+]
00:15 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXSdYIgAAo
00:15 ozbot Afroman - Keep It Movin - YouTube
00:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 91 @ 0.0032 = 0.2912 BTC [+]
00:22 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHVH0UEbEQg
00:22 ozbot Fucking David Mitchell's Soapbox, says Hitler - YouTube
00:25 dub http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm8GHCQyMRU
00:25 ozbot Nimbin Joint Rolling Contest-Australia - YouTube
00:25 Vexual now thats what i call comic timing
00:25 dub which one is Vexual?
00:25 Vexual u dud
00:26 Vexual 50 years to a microsecond
00:27 Vexual whats going on? theres a midget
00:27 Vexual theres no punchline is there?
00:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 85 @ 0.00345 = 0.2933 BTC [+]
00:30 Vexual i won 12 minutes ago
00:31 Vexual stand up[ if youre done. lol
00:31 Vexual #http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phc6_raUBvk
00:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 196 @ 0.0035 = 0.686 BTC [+]
00:33 Vexual its classy coz projectors nubbins
00:37 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GecUBSccqqg
00:37 ozbot Katy Perry sings Niggas in Paris (Cover) Live Lounge - YouTube
00:41 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8u7MNG-ug8
00:41 ozbot Goldie - Innercity Life - YouTube
00:45 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmlVCQ_WDHQ
00:45 ozbot Killing Zoe - "If it wasn't for my country..." - YouTube
00:45 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17745 @ 0.00088715 = 15.7425 BTC [-]
00:47 Vexual its always about a girl, even when its sbout the money
00:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14799999 BTC [+]
00:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14799999 BTC [+]
00:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14799999 BTC [+]
00:52 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PhkjsmfYa8
00:52 ozbot Nuthin But Time!..... H.M.S , RBC , 2 Kingz - YouTube
00:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
00:57 Vexual hey dj
00:58 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcsEop0NPGM
00:58 ozbot ODB- Brooklyn Zoo Video - YouTube
01:01 Vexual ;;ticker --market btchigh
01:01 gribble Error: This is not one of the supported markets. Please choose one of ['btcde', 'mtgox', 'bfx', 'btcn', 'coinbase', 'cbx', 'btsp', 'btce', 'btcavg'] or 'all'
01:02 Vexual ;;ticker --market btcchina
01:02 gribble BTCChina BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 873.824, Best ask: 873.84045, Bid-ask spread: 0.01645, Last trade: 873.824, 24 hour volume: 78928.72000000, 24 hour low: 863.7895, 24 hour high: 929.096, 24 hour vwap: 902.069256272
01:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00308998 = 0.1267 BTC [+] {2}
01:04 Vexual ;;gribble imaginevalue
01:04 gribble yes I am gribble. why do you keep bothering me?
01:04 pankkake ;;ticker --market btcavg
01:04 gribble BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 867.54, Best ask: 871.87, Bid-ask spread: 4.33000, Last trade: 870.74, 24 hour volume: 82668.28, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 895.28
01:05 pankkake btcchina has a btcusd?
01:05 Vexual no
01:05 Vexual did i do it wrong?
01:06 Vexual gribble dont yuan?
01:06 pankkake perhaps it converts to USD, which is actually neat
01:09 Vexual i still care more about ringgits, and i havent sold a pirate 1.44 for years
01:09 Vexual we called them greendiscs
01:09 benkay` ;;ud ringit
01:09 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ringit | When a person licks their fingers and creates a ring below the lit end of a blunt to make it burn evenly. This stops the blunt from running.
01:09 ozbot Urban Dictionary: ringit
01:10 Vexual malaysian ringgit
01:10 benkay` i know
01:10 Vexual well fucking spell it right
01:10 benkay` chill v
01:11 Vexual do it, it's a bot
01:11 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 75 @ 0.00375 = 0.2813 BTC [-]
01:11 Vexual thats pre internet kids
01:12 benkay` http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-12-08/bitcoin-derivatives-market-has-arrived
01:12 ozbot The Bitcoin Derivatives Market Has Arrived | Zero Hedge
01:14 Vexual i cant see anything, what does it say?
01:14 Vexual zerohedge sounds like an axleload of bullshit
01:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.09649982 = 0.193 BTC [+] {2}
01:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15000001 BTC [+]
01:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.04758706 = 0.3331 BTC [+] {4}
01:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.28702001 BTC [-]
01:20 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHHT7dTmw8U
01:20 ozbot Busta Rhymes - Gimme Some More - YouTube
01:23 truffles good times
01:25 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sggop35FAZk
01:25 ozbot Lady Sovereign I Got You Dancing Young Live Remix - YouTube
01:25 Vexual such dive
01:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14860001 BTC [-]
01:26 Vexual such is dife
01:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14860001 BTC [-]
01:28 Vexual suck blocjchain lezness
01:28 Vexual dife
01:28 Vexual dufe
01:28 Vexual duke
01:28 Vexual dyke
01:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14880001 BTC [+]
01:29 truffles die
01:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14880001 BTC [+]
01:30 pankkake ;;estimate
01:30 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 1052596732.1 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
01:30 pankkake nooooooooo
01:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.14890001 BTC [+]
01:32 Vexual in like tat?
01:34 truffles 19 days to go still
01:35 Vexual ;seen tat
01:35 truffles ;;seen TAT
01:35 gribble I have not seen TAT.
01:35 Vexual dickhead
01:35 pankkake ;;seen ThickAsThieves
01:35 gribble ThickAsThieves was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 9 hours, 4 minutes, and 33 seconds ago: <ThickAsThieves> ;;estimate
01:35 pankkake hehehe
01:35 Vexual :)
01:36 truffles he's still in room u know
01:36 Vexual hes on the hotline to any journalist
01:37 Vexual michelle phipper
01:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14729999 = 0.2946 BTC [-]
01:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.14709999 = 0.5884 BTC [-] {2}
01:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14669999 = 0.2934 BTC [-]
01:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8521 @ 0.0008871 = 7.559 BTC [-] {2}
01:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00299 = 0.1047 BTC [+]
01:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.28701002 = 1.7221 BTC [-] {3}
01:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 52 @ 0.00377 = 0.196 BTC [+]
01:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 75 @ 0.00389 = 0.2918 BTC [+]
02:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 82 @ 0.0039 = 0.3198 BTC [+]
02:08 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xnc1p7BMk
02:08 ozbot AC/DC - JailBreak - YouTube
02:09 truffles i wish i can fly
02:12 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt6RhEWMRFc
02:12 ozbot AC/DC - Girls Got Rhythm (Official Video) - YouTube
02:14 truffles such a good band
02:14 Vexual never heard of em
02:15 truffles ac dc!
02:20 Vexual im gonna set fire to some shit. audi
02:21 pankkake such good band*
02:21 pankkake much guitars
02:22 pankkake many electrity
02:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.05 = 1.05 BTC
02:35 KRS1 such fun
02:35 KRS1 god now you convinced me to buy doge coin
02:35 KRS1 even you guys?
02:36 KRS1 everybody is talking like that
02:36 KRS1 I thought I was safe here
02:36 KRS1 =/
02:36 pankkake there seem to be many giveaways
02:37 KRS1 my god how much coin can this wale have almost 24 hours of dumping coins
02:40 Vexual hmm a bonfire in daylight hours feels weird
02:40 Vexual sometimes i wish i had friends
02:41 truffles lol
02:41 truffles only brings u grief in the end though
02:41 Vexual or vice verse
02:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6834 @ 0.00008412 = 0.5749 BTC [-] {13}
02:41 Vexual i can mine all doge dont need friend
02:41 truffles meh i dont think ppl know what the word means
02:43 Vexual all i need is my hobo coins and a doge
02:46 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmHBDDHO0nI
02:46 Vexual theese die faster than a guinea pig and kill anything
02:47 Vexual also cute
02:47 truffles dogs so much work
02:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 150 @ 0.00343666 = 0.5155 BTC [-] {2}
02:48 Vexual kinda pretend from oldschool genses
02:48 fiat500 why are people still purchasing KCIM which atm now just amounts to distressed debt?
02:48 pankkake they must see "1764.71% yield"!!!
02:49 fiat500 LOL yeah i saw that
02:49 Vexual maybe 5th element
02:50 truffles the 6th element was a good movie
02:50 truffles or was it 5th
02:50 Vexual 7 is the key number here
02:50 pankkake 5th element 6th sense
02:51 Vexual 9 weeks?
02:51 Vexual 9.5 sorry
02:52 Vexual who can name future scifi money?
02:52 Vexual scifi future even
02:52 Vexual there's chits in waterworld
02:52 truffles when we watch movies, always comment on the low-techness of it
02:53 Vexual fan cut of terminator with bitcoin? will it blend?
02:53 truffles like timecop, floppy disks hehe
02:54 Vexual how old was john conner in 09?
02:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 360 @ 0.00299867 = 1.0795 BTC [+] {3}
02:55 Vexual sent back mp to be his dad
02:55 truffles dunno but i enjoyed the tv show version and somehow i quit it
02:55 truffles who cancels on terminator!
02:55 pankkake you quit on summer glau?
02:55 Vexual hair came out curly and had limo instead of shitty dirtbike
02:56 truffles ?
02:56 Vexual whats summe glau?
02:57 pankkake how can you not know
02:57 pankkake heretic
02:57 Vexual hexen?
02:57 pankkake hehe
02:57 pankkake such game
02:58 KRS1 this doggie talk is taking over the world.
02:58 KRS1 vexual you might be safe out there idk
02:58 KRS1 girls LOVE doge coin
02:58 KRS1 they gotta have the goin
02:58 KRS1 coin just because itsgcude
02:59 truffles namecoin hows that doing?
02:59 truffles cant go more generic than that
02:59 Vexual u can still get a domain, but noone can see
03:01 pankkake Vexual: http://pintaw.com/images/wallpapers/Summer-Glau-Wallpaper-1.jpg
03:01 Vexual i remake hexen, and put hell dog everywhere where dogecoin is mine
03:01 Vexual must shoot or die
03:02 Vexual this game has better graphics i think
03:02 Vexual is that her name? summer glue?
03:03 KRS1 this dump is i cant believable
03:03 pankkake Vexual: :(
03:03 pankkake what dump
03:03 pankkake usually unbelievable dumps happen in my toilet
03:03 Vexual did i jest to truly?
03:04 Vexual what dump
03:04 Vexual value email if you like
03:04 Vexual spam alone is worth 50 billion
03:05 Vexual but if the network WAS money
03:05 Vexual oi
03:06 Vexual internet + money = internet + money
03:06 truffles does money define the person hmm
03:06 Vexual nope
03:07 Vexual thats why "rich" guys keep doing what theyre doing so your grand puppies can have some semblence of a life
03:07 truffles lotta ppl in the btc world dont seem poor, at least not before maybe after :D
03:08 fiat500 all theoretical riches
03:08 Vexual yeah
03:08 fiat500 well, sorry, much of it is theoretical
03:08 Vexual but still
03:08 KRS|Gotchawallet Ooooie...I can't believable..just like a leetle girl.
03:08 pankkake I like your username fiat500
03:08 KRS|Gotchawallet http://consumerist.com/2008/02/15/call-center-call-customer-little-girl-for-not-buying-computer/
03:08 truffles if they werent poor beforehand, id hope theyd try to expand the idea not get moar rich..
03:09 Vexual ask tat about real speakers
03:09 fiat500 thanks pankkake, your nick is also really neat
03:09 pankkake you dirty pervert!
03:10 fiat500 sounds delicious...
03:10 fiat500 :P
03:10 KRS|Gotchawallet yes, we all love pankkake
03:10 truffles little pusssi girl hehe
03:11 KRS|Gotchawallet hehe
03:12 truffles little hoooker
03:13 Vexual it all went wrong after he askes.."chu want the floppy?"
03:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.29814284 = 2.087 BTC [+] {3}
03:14 fiat500 i see the quality of discourse has taken a real hit here
03:15 truffles improve it then
03:16 fiat500 in time my friend
03:16 Vexual are you a new fiat or an old fiat 500?
03:16 Vexual i like new ones better and hate myself for it
03:17 KRS|Gotchawallet hold on to your undies little girls i guess we are going to wall street for moar leet trading
03:17 pankkake are your tires inflated enough?
03:17 KRS|Gotchawallet get out your fav. trading terminals
03:17 KRS|Gotchawallet http://finance.yahoo.com/news/secondmarket-ceo-wall-street-put-203000747.html
03:17 ozbot SecondMarket CEO: Wall Street Will Put 'Hundreds of Millions' Into Bitcoin - Yahoo Finance
03:17 KRS|Gotchawallet looks like i'll need a new wallet
03:17 Vexual i think pankakke knows i roll old shit
03:18 truffles lots of loans are gonna be taken out ?
03:18 KRS|Gotchawallet we're going to have to give moar leverage =D
03:18 KRS|Gotchawallet oh this is gonna be fun
03:19 KRS|Gotchawallet I got 10 mil on doge at .03
03:19 KRS|Gotchawallet such profits
03:19 fiat500 wall street isn't a thing, this secondmarket crap is no different than the tradehill and coinlab VC jokes
03:19 fiat500 if i trade on NYSE does that automatically grant me "wall street" membership?
03:19 KRS|Gotchawallet fiat500: everyone has access and money to buy now, instead of these jokes we call exchanges
03:19 fiat500 where is the line drawn, accredited investors? such bullshit
03:20 KRS|Gotchawallet the supply will be bought up
03:20 pankkake for a journalist, "finance stuff" = "wall street"
03:20 pankkake that's like "country" = "capital", just a fancy word
03:20 KRS|Gotchawallet would you rather a life with mtgox?
03:20 fiat500 many people in finance have been trading btc since the early days
03:21 KRS|Gotchawallet this is opening up to new markets, nobody can buy virtual currency now only some people..now more can buy into it
03:22 truffles i dont think its that easy to obtain btc..
03:22 fiat500 in the US it has never been difficult
03:22 Vexual true dat
03:22 fiat500 not sure about other places
03:22 KRS|Gotchawallet fiat500 what are you serious>
03:22 truffles ya but ppl will have to "research"
03:22 Vexual its equally difficult to obtainbing dollars
03:23 fiat500 no there are firms that will deal offline with large investors
03:23 KRS|Gotchawallet fiat500 you know what you're right
03:23 KRS|Gotchawallet bbl
03:23 truffles heh
03:23 Vexual and if u wanna buy big in bejing u see puss
03:24 truffles little pussi girl?
03:24 Vexual da cat
03:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 54 @ 0.00300001 = 0.162 BTC [-] {2}
03:26 Vexual who was that german guy who got rumbled for 2000 bc and his laptop when the meet moved to a deserted country lane?
03:26 fiat500 LOL
03:27 fiat500 if you're trying to hide your gains from the tax man, you're gonna have a bad time
03:27 Vexual thats the only violent bc thing i remembers sans what fbi said about dpr
03:27 Vexual ive never done anything illegal in my life
03:27 fiat500 not talking about you
03:27 Vexual oh
03:27 fiat500 i just realized the difficulty in obtaining btc people mentioned here is because people are trying to do it on the DL with cash
03:28 truffles its shocking to me that its not truly annoymous..
03:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2155 @ 0.00286268 = 6.1691 BTC [-] {7}
03:28 Vexual a btc trust is still legal in oz
03:29 Vexual despite chinas double bluff
03:31 Vexual and id guess a trust dont need a bank in china either
03:32 Vexual whats the advantage of holding bc in trust i hear you ask
03:32 fiat500 hahahaha
03:32 fiat500 fine, tell me
03:33 Vexual give me a new caper and i will
03:33 fiat500 http://i.imgur.com/ncbSi.jpg
03:33 Vexual thats an aussie lizard
03:34 Vexual are you a sydney stockbroker?
03:34 fiat500 never been to sydney
03:35 Vexual i was selling this in sydney coke bars winnter '12 people thought i was retarded
03:35 fiat500 O_o
03:36 fiat500 the lizard or bitcoin?
03:37 Vexual bc
03:38 Vexual where are you from fiat?
03:39 fiat500 im from the internet
03:39 Vexual italia?
03:39 fiat500 i wish
03:39 Vexual lol
03:39 Vexual think on it dude, i gotta go
03:39 Vexual ciao
03:40 fiat500 think on what
03:40 fiat500 cya
03:40 fiat500 what a guy
03:40 truffles im here :)
03:41 fiat500 was it you who wrote that article about asicminer being the next asicminer last summer?
03:41 truffles lol no
03:41 fiat500 who was it
03:41 truffles i havent written any articles
03:41 truffles dunno
03:42 fiat500 well, "article" is pushing it
03:44 truffles ever have a bunch of options and cant decide on one?
03:44 fiat500 all the time
03:47 truffles how do u choose?
03:47 truffles i liked Sheldon's magic 8ball method
03:47 fiat500 lol
03:47 fiat500 i dont always choose
03:47 fiat500 sometimes the choice is made for me, for whatever reason
03:47 truffles mine arent srs ldo
03:48 fiat500 direct result of there being other people on this planet
03:48 truffles but they could steer my path
03:48 fiat500 i say buy
03:48 truffles sadly purchasing isnt usually my problem
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04:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3 BTC [+]
04:30 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00088706 = 5.7659 BTC [-]
04:41 KRS|Gotchawallet cant help but seeing all the good news lately..although i am not confident enough to put bitcoin in my IRA, some people might be crazy enough to do it..hey it could mean early retirement too
04:41 KRS|Gotchawallet http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/12/11/fidelity-now-allows-clients-to-put-bitcoins-in-iras/?
04:41 ozbot Fidelity now allows clients to put bitcoins in IRAs - The Tell - MarketWatch
04:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3 = 0.6 BTC [+]
04:58 Vexual my fire annoyed many naeighbours, caused a storm, and is currently cooking 3 kilo of chicken breasts mainly by smoke
04:59 Vexual that timber was greener than i thought
04:59 fiat500 yes
05:00 Vexual chicks like smoked chicken breast
05:00 Vexual and storms
05:01 Vexual i thought someone had taken a photo, because the lthunder took 6 seconds after the ightening
05:01 Vexual i lovce the tropics
05:02 Vexual i was alone and there were no weirdos in the bushes
05:03 Vexual but shes rolling up slowly
05:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3 = 1.8 BTC [+] {2}
05:07 Vexual so all you paleo kids whi wont eat quiche, i make storms when i cook my meat. dig?
05:13 Vexual rain you kinky bitch! i dont want lightnng i want wetess
05:14 Vexual you dont want to see vex go johannesburg on god let me tell you
05:15 Vexual who would i call for the ransom?
05:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
05:16 Vexual im moving location, i could piss a better monsoon than this
05:16 KRS|Gotchawallet vexual: hit me
05:16 KRS|Gotchawallet its too quiet in here
05:17 Duffer1 move to american midwest, buy a trailor
05:17 Duffer1 come to tornado ally, experience the wrath of god first hand
05:17 Vexual thats not monsoonal duffer, but i hear its nice up in the hills
05:18 Duffer1 :P
05:18 Vexual fck bears
05:19 Vexual give me tiger sharks and irukandji
05:20 Vexual we get cyclones
05:20 Vexual thats a tornado 50 miles wide
05:20 Vexual my house is mainly glass
05:21 Vexual im hauling ass inland and collecting insurance if one hits
05:23 Vexual tornados dont do windspeeds like hurricanes or cyclones, you just build shit houses
05:24 Vexual imagine strapping your house to the back of a truck and doing 300 down the highway
05:24 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5050 @ 0.00088944 = 4.4917 BTC [+]
05:24 Vexual a tornado is a little updraft
05:29 Vexual yo wallet breath
05:29 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYBDRKxKqnA
05:29 ozbot Willie Nelson & Toots Hibbert - I'm A Worried Man - YouTube
05:31 KRS|Gotchawallet now playing
05:32 Vexual lifes tough and god wont listen
05:32 Vexual i want rain!
05:33 Vexual god wants more smoke
05:35 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgtn5ENojY miles davis
05:35 ozbot Damian Marley - Smoke Gets In My Eyes - YouTube
05:38 KRS|Gotchawallet Sexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUqXWWb_ifA
05:41 Vexual fuck boy, where are you from?
05:41 Vexual im doing a rain dance here
05:42 Vexual if you wanna get country, come to oz
05:43 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUQzE7ff8pQ
05:43 ozbot Paul Kelly - I've done all the dumb things - YouTube
05:45 Vexual put that on your android head unit
05:46 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Igxon-AS4
05:46 ozbot The Waifs - SunDirtWater - YouTube
05:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.05 = 0.6 BTC
05:52 sbp http://blog.coinbase.com/post/69775463031
05:52 ozbot Coinbase Raises $25 Million From Andreessen Horowitz - The Coinbase Blog
05:53 Vexual whats the money for?
05:54 KRS|Gotchawallet Lunch.
05:54 KRS|Gotchawallet MOAR Chickun
05:54 truffles sundirtwater very nice
05:54 KRS|Gotchawallet Litecoin is suppost to pop to $100 or so
05:54 KRS|Gotchawallet supposed
05:54 Vexual yeah tuff ozzie
05:55 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNfWEkrL9I
05:55 ozbot Cold Chisel - Best Of Cold Chisel - Khe Sanh - YouTube
05:55 KRS|Gotchawallet this paul kelly joint is allright
05:55 KRS|Gotchawallet i like it
05:55 Vexual *truff
05:59 truffles no to chisel
05:59 Vexual they yore an idiot
05:59 truffles ...
06:00 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2by810nulE absorb your culture boy
06:00 ozbot Cold Chisel- Bow River - YouTube
06:01 truffles nice intro
06:02 Vexual vb is excellent too
06:02 Vexual it wins medals
06:02 Vexual u think bogans dont know about music and beer?
06:03 truffles prefer the non-live versions
06:03 Vexual its a 5 start bitter in holland
06:05 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmtlqB0x59Y
06:05 ozbot Traveling Wilburys End Of The Line - YouTube
06:05 KRS1 damn power cut off
06:06 Vexual your private school girlfriend's dad has this on the record player instead, its the same shit
06:06 KRS1 hmm
06:06 jurov http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522292/Prince-Georges-Christmas-sees-Prince-Harry-dressed-Santa-Claus.html
06:06 ozbot Prince George's first Christmas sees Prince Harry dressed as Santa Claus | Mail Online
06:06 jurov ^ thestringpuller: ome inspiration how to do the painting
06:07 KRS1 ppl are starting to say bitcoin is dead
06:07 jurov nope, its undead
06:07 Vexual yeah well the windsors have the travelling wilburys on lp, so i wouldnt worry yet
06:09 Vexual smokin afghans is cool with the queen
06:10 KRS1 i thinkk the big sales of coin on the markets got everyone figuring that if the price goes down to pennies wtf is the point
06:10 Vexual how much sold this wek?
06:10 KRS1 idk i dont have figures of all the markets
06:10 KRS1 maybe bitcoincharts does
06:11 BingoBoingo KRS1: If Litecoin breaks $100 it will probably happen as a side effect of BTC Breaking $5000-$10,000
06:11 Vexual not a pinch of shit dropped into a pond if you were looking for ripples on the edge
06:11 Vexual people here make coin on volatility
06:11 truffles that one prince is aging badly
06:11 truffles way too skiny
06:11 KRS1 these big sales are making people edgy
06:11 truffles n
06:12 Vexual the one with helicopters with 100mm chain guns?
06:12 KRS1 BingoBoingo: Litecoins are breaking into new markets- forex and metal traders are now looking at it
06:17 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPEhyxRSvYE
06:17 ozbot Super Heavy Miracle Worker Official Music Video HD - YouTube
06:20 truffles dont like this mix, female should be solo..
06:22 Vexual yeah aunty liz like teh stones
06:22 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4UJLHFkWZ8
06:22 ozbot Yes Sir Boss ft Joss Stone - Come Together - YouTube
06:22 Vexual its rain
06:23 KRS1 i cant listen to all these songs so quick
06:23 Vexual hit the last one coot
06:23 truffles u can if u dont like em all
06:25 truffles son of a preacher man shouldve been goto!
06:25 truffles wait thats not her original song
06:25 Vexual joss smoked more marijuana from age 14-18 than nubbins has ever smoked
06:26 Vexual she broke song school
06:27 Vexual cue it up truff
06:27 truffles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpEte4plbw
06:27 ozbot Joss Stone - Right To Be Wrong - YouTube
06:28 KRS1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axb2sHpGwHQ
06:28 ozbot The Beatles - Come Together - YouTube
06:31 Vexual i love joss
06:32 Vexual beetles huh
06:32 Vexual not in germany friend
06:32 Vexual its about the moiney
06:33 Vexual chinese imitation works
06:33 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3C7DECI0jU
06:33 ozbot Oasis - Champagne Supernova - YouTube
06:34 Vexual you know the kraken will eat us like squid rings truffle?
06:35 truffles umk
06:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
06:37 Vexual u carpaccio with every permutation of yolo kid?
06:38 truffles sure
06:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3039999 = 0.912 BTC [+]
06:39 KRS1 thats a great song dude
06:39 Vexual krs sos your mom
06:40 truffles great song indeed
06:40 Vexual bwahahaa
06:41 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPxL5guYmWw
06:41 ozbot Silverchair - Tomorrow - YouTube
06:41 Vexual best seattle
06:42 truffles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZduDvIBu3EU
06:42 ozbot Damien Rice - Volcano - Official Video - YouTube
06:44 KRS1 that silverchair song is like one of my all time fav songs
06:44 KRS1 do you guys like Jerry Cantrell - My Song
06:44 Vexual yeah quality rockers krs
06:45 Vexual the singer has ass cancer that requires herb and smokes with politicians
06:45 Vexual needa herb anyway
06:46 Vexual some shit
06:46 KRS1 everyone could use some herb
06:46 truffles silverchair makes me think of matchbox20
06:46 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
06:46 ozbot Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning - YouTube
06:46 Vexual this guy was out education and environment minister for a bit
06:46 Vexual ah fuck no germany
06:48 KRS1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=011M8LzW3yU
06:48 ozbot Dancing Days-Stone Temple Pilots - YouTube
06:49 KRS1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=011M8LzW3yU
06:49 ozbot Dancing Days-Stone Temple Pilots - YouTube
06:50 truffles my song very nice
06:50 KRS1 <TuxBlackEdo> first 10 people to PM me will get 1 Bitcoin
06:50 KRS1 go for it he's looking for love
06:51 truffles aww
06:52 Vexual have you got anyones wallet?
06:52 KRS|Gotyawallet no i wouldnt do that
06:53 Vexual did some freenode fuck steal your name?
06:53 Vexual coz i registered vex when my teeth went rotten
06:53 Vexual *were'nt
06:54 Vexual go away for 6 months ond lose your shit
06:55 truffles dont need 6 months to do tha
06:55 truffles t
06:55 KRS|Gotyawallet no..there's someone with the name krs and krs1 was confusing
06:56 KRS|Gotyawallet krs was registered and i didnt know it
06:56 Vexual 3 months they getcha
06:56 truffles its not a unique name uknow :D
06:56 KRS|Gotyawallet this one is
06:56 Gotyawallet I registered like 10 variants of this one
06:56 Gotyawallet haha
06:57 Gotyawallet <todamoon> but i dont have real money to buy
06:57 Gotyawallet <todamoon> only a few thousand bitcoins
06:57 truffles i only have about 3 of this
06:57 truffles if it gets claimed, im sure i can think of somethink else
06:58 Gotyawallet you've been truffles forever
06:58 rvex who would want truffles
06:58 truffles some random who knows
06:58 Gotyawallet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdmDp8_l-3c
06:58 ozbot Here Comes The Hotstepper With Lyrics - YouTube
07:00 Vexual http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8lAiPeIB7s < works in europe
07:00 ozbot Here Comes The Hotstepper Evian remix - YouTube
07:00 Gotyawallet Hmm! I shall have to sample.
07:01 Vexual you would
07:05 Vexual are you at work kars1?
07:07 truffles u didnt like "volcano"?
07:08 Gotyawallet naw i dont work anymore..i just live off bitcoins
07:08 Gotyawallet no bills really either
07:08 Gotyawallet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdV-_FP079A
07:08 ozbot Driicky Graham "Snapbacks & Tattoos" - YouTube
07:10 Gotyawallet That f'n song goes HAM at 1:05
07:12 truffles better end of ur rap links :D
07:12 truffles take away that annoying female and it improves
07:13 Gotyawallet i listen to everything
07:14 truffles subpar things*
07:15 Gotyawallet foggy and dreary sunrise on the atlantic east coast of south florida
07:15 truffles eh eh eh eh?
07:16 Gotyawallet haaha i love that part
07:16 truffles i wish they edited that part out
07:16 truffles is there a way to do so?
07:16 Gotyawallet yep
07:16 Gotyawallet i've done all kinds of things with audacity
07:16 truffles i could clean up a bunch of songs
07:17 Gotyawallet audacity ftw its ez
07:17 Gotyawallet i made songs better, some longer and what not
07:17 truffles cool
07:17 truffles will look into this life changing tech
07:18 Gotyawallet even gox's market sales data looks scammy..flatline at $885 is sticking out like a sore thumb..wtf.
07:19 truffles i dont want to make instrumental though
07:19 truffles just remove specific elements
07:20 mircea_popescu o look, wences' wallet thing was acquired for 50mn.
07:23 Gotyawallet Sexual: you may have an exchange now http://www.techinasia.com/australias-coinjar-455000-build-bitcoin-wallet-exchange/
07:23 mircea_popescu Confirmed total: 10,009 BTC << BitBet over 10k BTC bet.
07:25 pigeons yay an exchange run by zhoutong, i know where this leads
07:26 pigeons the chinese relic hunter is still out there with the real killer of OJ's wife
07:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.304 BTC [+]
07:28 mircea_popescu pigeons it leads exactly nowhere.
07:29 pigeons I don't think anyone competent would even have any desire to run a USD/AUD/UK/whatever government money <-> BTC exchange
07:29 mircea_popescu depends how large they were.
07:30 Gotyawallet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlCmQcRPtRg
07:30 ozbot Damian Marley - Welcome To Jamrock - YouTube
07:30 mircea_popescu if it's a case of "shut up or we're building our own nuclear subs" then maybe.
07:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 9 @ 0.02674999 = 0.2407 BTC [-] {2}
07:36 mircea_popescu http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/11/how-googles-autocomplete-feature-allegedly-ruined-a-mans-life-and-resulted-in-a-60-million-lawsuit-against-the-govt/
07:37 mircea_popescu this is like badbios reloaded.
07:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 100 @ 0.00359998 = 0.36 BTC [+]
07:39 mircea_popescu also proof the internet is for retards and prepubescent children : http://media2.adshuffle.com/images/1053073/c30cb561e1c14890b210284570090c72.jpg
07:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
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07:55 Gotyawallet I knew that autocomplete was going to fuck someone!
07:55 Gotyawallet I KNEW IT
07:55 Gotyawallet Do these people not have any common sense when they make shit like this!
07:56 mircea_popescu but it helps people by making things easier for them!
07:56 mircea_popescu i've never ever used because i'm nuts, not because it's patently useless.
07:56 Gotyawallet i dont understand the picture
07:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11650 @ 0.00088849 = 10.3509 BTC [-] {2}
07:59 Gotyawallet I hope that lawyer's up and sues everyone involved to poverty.
07:59 Gotyawallet (man)
08:00 Gotyawallet and shares for lawsuit dollars please
08:00 Gotyawallet id rather have $60 mil shares instead of $60 mil usd
08:02 dexX7 Only problem Kantor says is that after he typed the word โ€œcontrolled,โ€ Google search allegedly auto-completed his phrase with the word โ€œbombโ€ << lol what
08:04 pigeons that happens. the question the article doesnt answer is are his claims of how his life was affected true or not
08:05 pigeons we can't tell the tin foil nut from the oppressed anymore
08:05 Gotyawallet bottom line, no probable cause? get the fuck out of our searches.
08:06 pigeons well i don't have anything to hide so i leave the bathroom door open when i take my dumps
08:07 mircea_popescu kinda the sign of the end days isn't it.
08:07 deadweasel http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2013/12/05/betting-against-bitcoin-bubble/
08:07 ozbot How to bet against the bitcoin megabubble - The Term Sheet: Fortune's deals blogTerm Sheet
08:07 deadweasel MPEx, a stock exchange for companies with shares traded in bitcoins -- there are four of them -- also lists bitcoin options.
08:08 mircea_popescu so someone please explain benkay` s link to me please. bitbet has a btc/usd bet that has more volume on it than the entire predictious bullshit put together.
08:08 deadweasel mpex in FORTUNE.
08:08 deadweasel :)
08:08 mircea_popescu does tyler durden write about bitbet ? no, does not.
08:08 mircea_popescu what the fuck is going on there ?
08:09 mircea_popescu wasn't this zerohedge thing supposed to be like, NOT verge/gawker/vice/whatever ?
08:09 mircea_popescu you can't tell the shitholes from the fuckholes anymore i swear.
08:10 dexX7 oh did they interview you for that line?
08:10 mircea_popescu dexX7 hm ?
08:10 dexX7 did a reporter approach you and asked about mpex?
08:10 mircea_popescu zerohedge has reporters ?!
08:10 mircea_popescu omfg how long have i been asleep
08:11 pigeons i bet a reporter asks mircea_popescu about GLBSE before mpex
08:11 mircea_popescu pigeons i can just link'em :)
08:12 deadweasel "MPEx charges 30 bitcoins to open an account, which at Wednesday's closing price was $33,000."
08:12 mircea_popescu if in the end this comes down to, "some starving fucker in england paid someone @zh $200 for a repvertorial" i'm going to piss all over them.
08:16 pankkake I'm pretty sure you can easily get published on ZH
08:16 mircea_popescu dexX7 o you meant the fortune thing did you. yeah, guy was around here for a coupla days asking questions.
08:16 mircea_popescu (he asked me via email and i sent him here)
08:16 dexX7 ah okay
08:17 mircea_popescu it's all in the logs, which is how it should be imo.
08:17 dexX7 the article doesn't sound very positive though.. or the reporter is clueless about how things work
08:17 mircea_popescu pankkake well apparently it doesn't work that way.
08:18 mircea_popescu dexX7 the logs kinda answer that question for ya. which is how it should be #2 :)
08:18 pankkake they take from a few blogs already, perhaps submit something trollbaiting enough and it will get published
08:19 mircea_popescu perhaps it's their fucking job to do their fucking job ?
08:20 mircea_popescu that was the original point, i thought the theory is that zh is not old media.
08:20 mircea_popescu so far that theory and practice fail to mesh at all.
08:21 pankkake well certainly not old media, being contrarian is their raison d'รชtreย !
08:22 mircea_popescu i fail to see it. that's the most obsequious piece ever.
08:23 mircea_popescu seriously, promote a disqus based, bullshit black footer site ?
08:23 mircea_popescu i'd rather promote government cheese.
08:24 pankkake zh doesn't use disqus
08:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3 BTC [-]
08:24 mircea_popescu the shit they're now promoting does.
08:24 mircea_popescu complete fucking abdication from any responsibility, it's disgusting.
08:24 pankkake lol
08:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.299 = 0.598 BTC [-]
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08:41 CynicalBasterd .
08:49 dexX7 http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/12/10/this-finance-expert-thinks-bitcoin-will-fall-99-percent-by-june/ omg sell sell sell
08:49 ozbot This finance expert thinks Bitcoin will fall 99 percent by June
08:49 pankkake see here: http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoin-will-die/
08:50 dexX7 tl;tr: bitcoin is doomed and the euro is decentralized
08:54 Rulother 99% lol
08:55 mircea_popescu dexX7 http://trilema.com/2013/bitcoin-will-die/
08:55 pankkake yes bitcoin is 99% lol
08:55 mircea_popescu you been away for a coupla days i take it >D
08:55 dexX7 yeah pankkake already linked me to this article :)
08:55 pankkake 1% speculation
08:55 mircea_popescu lol okthan!
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09:13 ThickAsThieves http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/12/casascius/
09:13 ozbot U.S. Government Nastygram Shuts Down One-Man Bitcoin Mint | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com
09:14 mircea_popescu awww.
09:15 pigeons i thought money was meant and intended to be transmitted
09:15 pigeons omg you transmitted money
09:15 pigeons money wants to be transmited
09:16 pigeons wtf else to do with it
09:16 ThickAsThieves terrorism bro!
09:16 ThickAsThieves he can just sell his brand to some european I guess
09:18 pigeons oh yeah and child porn and drugs
09:18 topace thestringpuller: correction, i dont run havelock, i run the Havelock Mining Fund (HMF)
09:19 mircea_popescu so who runs havelock ?
09:19 pigeons shadowy carribean investors
09:20 pigeons aka topace ;)
09:20 mircea_popescu lmao this quest for anonimity. why would anyone trust this thing if nobody actually will step up and say "yeah, it's me" ?
09:20 mircea_popescu government tried this route already. it fails.
09:21 topace the panama fund runs havelock (the exchange)
09:21 mircea_popescu the panama thing isn't running anything.
09:21 mircea_popescu you gotta have a person. who is the boss ?
09:21 topace you can call the office and ask
09:21 mircea_popescu i ain't calling no office. they come here and tell me.
09:21 mircea_popescu if they want to exist, that is.
09:21 topace heh
09:22 mircea_popescu wanna bitcoin, gotta play by bitcoin rules.
09:22 mircea_popescu otherwise, go open a hamburger franchise or w/e.
09:22 topace but i like hamburgers
09:22 pigeons manager's face is on the door at my burger place
09:23 pigeons he's not a clown either ;)
09:23 mircea_popescu pigeons i thought the company ran the joint.
09:23 pigeons yeah, well somebody's face is there
09:23 pigeons he has nice teeth
09:24 unbalanced mp, get out your wallet ... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nhm/4218208723.html
09:24 unbalanced What do you get when you have everything?
09:25 unbalanced ;;seen javanomad
09:25 gribble javanomad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 11 hours, 3 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <javanomad> ;;seen unbalanced
09:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.299 BTC [-]
09:25 kakobrekla bitbet: Confirmed total: 10,009 BTC
09:25 kakobrekla congrats.
09:25 kakobrekla thanks!
09:26 unbalanced Is that live bets now
09:26 unbalanced Or lifetime?
09:26 kakobrekla all of incoming ever
09:26 unbalanced either way, wow
09:27 unbalanced When did you launch? January?
09:27 kakobrekla yea
09:27 unbalanced Well played, gentlemen.
09:27 kakobrekla ty :)
09:29 unbalanced javanomad, since we're missing each other here: got the coffee two days ago and handed it all out in 5 minutes to the others at the coworking space
09:29 mircea_popescu lol da fuck am i gonna do with a unicorn
09:29 unbalanced Chicks dig unicorns?
09:29 mircea_popescu do unicorns dig chicks ?
09:29 unbalanced javanomad: I was greeted like a conquering hero
09:30 mircea_popescu pigeons what's with us ppl and teeth anyway
09:30 mircea_popescu all you hear is how people's teeth are. it's like some weird voodoo shit by now
09:30 unbalanced But more importantly globe-spanning P2P Bitcoin commerce ftw! They were suddenly way more curious about Bitcoin, it really helps tell the story.
09:31 mircea_popescu unbalanced good for you.
09:32 unbalanced Little Bitcoin icon on the package and everything
09:32 mircea_popescu http://www.jta.org/2013/12/11/news-opinion/world/romanian-state-tv-airs-christmas-carol-about-burning-jews
09:32 ozbot Romanian state TV airs Christmas carol about burning Jews | Jewish Telegraphic Agency
09:33 pigeons mircea_popescu: i noticed when i was a child people's "orthodontists" would reccomend the child get braces to pay for a new boat for the "doctor". He told my mom my sister really needed them because otherwise low self esteem could mar her life forever. You notice lots of people with the exact same shaped teeth, its rather boring. It doesn't seem to bother Britons who floss with pocketknifes and forks
09:34 mircea_popescu yeah i was thinking, what a recipe for disaster this is, get a bunch of very emotionally repressed, sexually insecure protestant type people and lock them up in a can where the usual british problem of "acceptable things to talk about" is resolved by economical interest.
09:34 mircea_popescu if there's not advertisers to make topics acceptable to discuss among strangers, there'd only be silence.
09:35 mircea_popescu i suppose us housewives hold tupperware parties just for the shred of human contact.
09:36 ThickAsThieves you arent far off the mark
09:36 mircea_popescu scandalous.
09:39 ThickAsThieves uhh
09:39 ThickAsThieves http://www.usatoday.com/
09:39 ozbot USA TODAY: Latest World and US News - USATODAY.com
09:39 ThickAsThieves look at the logo
09:39 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00089111 = 11.1389 BTC [+] {5}
09:39 dexX7 to teh moon
09:39 mircea_popescu octopussy ?
09:40 dexX7 looks toxic, in green
09:40 mircea_popescu o hey. nice.
09:40 mircea_popescu "Shortly after his panel on investment opportunities, former child star Brock Pierce (The Mighty Ducks) was engulfed by a throng of admirers."
09:40 mircea_popescu what was this ?
09:41 mircea_popescu "Brock Pierce is the godfather of virtual currency," says David Johnston, CEO of Engine, and another early adopter of the digital currency.
09:41 mircea_popescu o hey lol. jesus went out of style as a style.
09:42 ThickAsThieves "It's like being on the ground floor of the Internet 20 years ago," Smith said. "Bitcoin is going to be transformative."
09:42 ThickAsThieves from the article from the green bitcoin logo link
09:42 pigeons wtf
09:42 ThickAsThieves it's awesome watching the shills take form
09:43 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves dude, he was an advocate since the 90s
09:43 mircea_popescu way before satoshi's time.
09:43 ThickAsThieves of course
09:43 mircea_popescu i'm rooting for the guy who was advocating it in korea.
09:43 ThickAsThieves I invented digital currency once by mistake
09:43 ThickAsThieves i just didnt patent it
09:43 mircea_popescu sue the winklevoss.
09:44 ThickAsThieves every major article reveals the author/pub's bitcoin ownership status and not much more
09:44 thestringpuller ;;ticker
09:44 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 905.0, Best ask: 908.354, Bid-ask spread: 3.35400, Last trade: 909.0, 24 hour volume: 11088.84685319, 24 hour low: 856.123, 24 hour high: 959.88, 24 hour vwap: 898.69515
09:44 ThickAsThieves such a fkn ponzi
09:45 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves it also reveals this funny "we have no understanding of any of the constraints of the space, therefore we don't understand what competence is or why would you want to build on the results of others"
09:45 mircea_popescu pretty anticultural and obviously self limiting.
09:46 ThickAsThieves better to be a unique snowflake and make it up as you go
09:46 ThickAsThieves no one's paying attention anyway
09:46 mircea_popescu outright sterile, actually. the only thing a guy that comes out to claim he's the guy that REALLY invented bitcoin could possibly produce is a ream of arguments with all the other guys claiming they did it even before him.
09:46 ThickAsThieves other than the advertisers
09:46 thestringpuller ;;google "you are not a unique snowflake"
09:46 gribble Fight Club (novel) - Wikiquote: <http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fight_Club_(novel)>; Fight Club (1999) - Quotes - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes>; you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X2AvfSTi6Q>
09:47 mircea_popescu anyway, they do have the lemon sale, which is actual news.
09:47 mircea_popescu no idea why they link this nonsense, but w/e.
09:47 mircea_popescu not like they're zerohedge and people have expectations or anything.
09:47 thestringpuller zerohedge good? wall street journal bad?
09:48 mircea_popescu notrly.
09:48 ThickAsThieves hey remember when everyone wanted to decentralize everything?
09:48 mircea_popescu financial trade rags bad ; zh latecomer ; claims "we're not gonna be that retarded" ; benefit of doubt ; dissapoint.
09:49 ThickAsThieves now colored coins devs are back in their closet waiting to be brought out for the next exchange shutdown
09:49 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves the only reason that stopped is because the current crop of fanbois are too intellectually lazy to even take that much of a reading plunge
09:49 mircea_popescu they don't even know that's a thing.
09:49 mircea_popescu basically it's summed up by george costanza's "a widget for televising opera or whatever"
09:50 ThickAsThieves https://medium.com/p/7f95a386692f
09:50 pankkake well some seem to be in the testing phase, i.e. the moment they realize it sucks
09:51 ThickAsThieves wtf is up with change outputs anyway
09:51 pankkake what do you mean?
09:51 mircea_popescu sounds like a decent obama slogan
09:51 mircea_popescu "The Outputs of Change"
09:52 ThickAsThieves well it's silly that a wallet exposes more info than needed for the tx
09:52 dexX7 ThickAsThieves: there seems to be progress re colored coins: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=297503.msg3900841#msg3900841
09:52 ThickAsThieves will not click
09:52 ThickAsThieves but thx
09:52 dexX7 haha k
09:53 ThickAsThieves gotta stay ignant!
09:53 dexX7 <ThickAsThieves> well it's silly that a wallet exposes more info than needed for the tx << ?
09:53 dexX7 that's how bitcoin works
09:53 ThickAsThieves it spews info?
09:54 dexX7 you can't take "half of an output, so you don't have any change"
09:54 jcpham will not click eh
09:54 jcpham y u no clikc dramatalk link tat
09:54 ThickAsThieves you can explain it all you like
09:54 ThickAsThieves but that doesnt mean it cant be designed better
09:55 jcpham actvemining is still a thing?
09:55 pankkake you could tweak the whole input selection, and do things like create multiple outputs
09:55 pankkake but the whole input/output thing is there for a reason, I don't think it can be easily changed
09:55 ThickAsThieves couldnt someone make a decentralized bitcoin laundering scheme?
09:56 pankkake well activemining is a thing in a sense that unicorns are still a thing, you can write stories about them
09:56 dexX7 well, if you want to use multiple inputs and outputs, you can do it
09:57 pankkake there is CoinJoin and some other thing I always forget the name of
09:58 pankkake CoinSwap
10:01 ThickAsThieves http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/12/11/fidelity-now-allows-clients-to-put-bitcoins-in-iras/
10:01 ozbot Fidelity now allows clients to put bitcoins in IRAs - The Tell - MarketWatch
10:01 thestringpuller oh wow
10:02 jcpham ;;baratio --market bitstamp
10:02 gribble Total bids: 16525252 USD. Total asks: 16205 BTC. Ratio: 1019.73429 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0533 seconds
10:02 jcpham ;;baratio
10:02 gribble Total bids: 34368303 USD. Total asks: 29979 BTC. Ratio: 1146.38318 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0950 seconds
10:04 Duffer1 still have to be an accredited investor for that though i believe
10:04 thestringpuller Whatever happened to that
10:04 dexX7 speaking of bitcoin and outputs.. https://blockchain.info/tx/f0d9df5e1b0312f9b5a61cd3469083c3f2c8945de4dc648f4218ddbd0a2cdfdc?show_adv=true =D (take a look at the output scripts)
10:04 thestringpuller thing TradeHill was making
10:05 ThickAsThieves bitcoin magazine's content profile baffles me http://bitcoinmagazine.com/8812/creativity-as-problem-solving/
10:06 ThickAsThieves http://blog.coinbase.com/post/69775463031/coinbase-raises-25-million-from-andreessen-horowitz
10:06 ozbot Coinbase Raises $25 Million From Andreessen Horowitz - The Coinbase Blog
10:06 ThickAsThieves "Separately, weโ€™re also very pleased to share that Gavin Andresen has joined Coinbase as an advisor. "
10:06 ThickAsThieves "We are averaging 10,000 new customer sign-ups a day, and are now working with over 16,000 merchants including OkCupid, Khan Academy, and Reddit, who use Coinbase to accept bitcoin. "
10:07 pankkake dexX7: I'm surprised it got into a block
10:07 pankkake oh, blame Luke-Jr!
10:07 dexX7 hahaha
10:07 dexX7 yep
10:08 ThickAsThieves http://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/10/business/will-bitcoin-replace-paypal/
10:08 ozbot Can Bitcoin replace PayPal? - CNN.com
10:09 ThickAsThieves "Traders don't want volatility in the currency that they are taking in."
10:09 pankkake the answser is WRONG QUESTION
10:09 ThickAsThieves yeah cuz people buy bitcoins hoping they dont go up
10:13 ThickAsThieves http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1sfir9/snoop_dogg_tweets_coinbase_and_bitpay/
10:13 ozbot Snoop Dogg tweets Coinbase and Bitpay : Bitcoin
10:13 ThickAsThieves "With my mind on my money and my money on my bitcoins."
10:13 ThickAsThieves "Brain wallets are not a good way to secure your money."
10:13 pankkake for a guy who smokes weed probably
10:14 thestringpuller lol\
10:14 thestringpuller loose all your crypto wealth cause you smoked so much you forgot your brain wallet
10:14 thestringpuller lose*
10:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 80 @ 0.05 = 4 BTC
10:18 thestringpuller !ticker h am1
10:18 assbot [HAVELOCK:AM1] 1D: 0.28377771 / 0.29229715 / 0.30493107 (182 shares, 53.19808195 BTC), 7D: 0.28377771 / 0.32705881 / 0.37300000 (1684 shares, 550.76704379 BTC), 30D: 0.23500000 / 0.39790206 / 0.67999999 (7765 shares, 3089.70952185 BTC)
10:18 mircea_popescu dexX7 is that the kslaughter of the famous activemining ?
10:18 dexX7 yes
10:18 pankkake I don't think he has disclosed how much he pays the dev?
10:19 Duffer1 is he deving that ngccc?
10:19 mircea_popescu funny. any someone is going to even look at that thing now ?
10:19 mircea_popescu "use us, we employ scammers! it's great for bitcoin!"
10:20 mircea_popescu at least coinbase has the sense to rape ex-respectable ppl a la gavin
10:20 zacm And So It Begins. http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/12/casascius/ Fincen shuts down Casascius Coin
10:20 mircea_popescu zacm was here earlier and on teh grapevine for a coupla weeks yeah
10:21 kakobrekla sell 1 cas coin for 10 btc
10:21 kakobrekla oh i forgot ;;
10:21 zacm wonder what all the people swooning over amazing senate hearings will have to say
10:21 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
10:22 ThickAsThieves ;;estimate
10:22 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 1040268619.58 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
10:22 ThickAsThieves ;;bcstats
10:22 gribble Current Blocks: 274513 | Current Difficulty: 9.08350862437022E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 276191 | Next Difficulty In: 1678 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 8 hours, 35 minutes, and 33 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1040268619.58 | Estimated Percent Change: 14.52278
10:22 ThickAsThieves :(
10:23 pankkake http://bitcoindifficulty.com/ "Next difficulty (estimate): 940,372,575 (+4%)"
10:23 ozbot Bitcoin Difficulty: 908,350,862
10:23 pankkake I want to believe!
10:23 mircea_popescu it could easily go either way imo
10:23 dexX7 hashfast seems to be almost ready to ship
10:24 pankkake because they did show an empty case at a conference?
10:24 mircea_popescu get out of here, ready to ship, so it takes a week if they ship today. too late.
10:25 Kleeck .d
10:25 ozbot 908350862.43702 | Next Diff in 1678 blocks | Estimated Change: 14.5096% in 9d 23h 0m 5s
10:25 Kleeck Too late for what? Do their machines not ROI?
10:25 Kleeck (I haven't checked)
10:25 pankkake too late for the bet
10:25 Kleeck AH.
10:26 Kleeck Link? Is it for them to ship before the end of the year?
10:26 pankkake no the difficulty bet. biggest one, top of homepage :)
10:26 mircea_popescu Kleeck for the bet,
10:26 Kleeck I don't really frequent bitbet
10:26 mircea_popescu we were talking of this 300 btc 1bn diff bet
10:26 Kleeck oh right
10:26 Kleeck seen some chatter about it
10:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 14811 @ 0.00008 = 1.1849 BTC [-] {6}
10:28 Kleeck So, we're not thinking it'll pass 1B before EOY?
10:28 dexX7 http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/
10:28 ozbot BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
10:30 mircea_popescu it may, it may not.
10:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00286631 = 0.2866 BTC [-] {5}
10:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 355 @ 0.002861 = 1.0157 BTC [-] {4}
10:32 Kleeck A nail biter, for sure.
10:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 18318 @ 0.00009788 = 1.793 BTC [+] {8}
10:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.10361425 = 0.7253 BTC [+] {7}
10:42 thestringpuller ;;estimate
10:42 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 1040199420.32 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
10:42 thestringpuller the last change estimate keeps going up, but past three days is very slim
10:42 thestringpuller looks like hash rate is evening
10:42 thestringpuller ;;nethash
10:42 gribble 6400549.04237
10:43 ThickAsThieves thats wrong
10:43 thestringpuller the hash rate?
10:43 ThickAsThieves yeah
10:43 thestringpuller is there a better source?
10:43 ThickAsThieves http://bitcoinwisdom.com/bitcoin/difficulty
10:43 ozbot Bitcoin Difficulty and Hashrate Chart - BitcoinWisdom
10:43 ThickAsThieves the hashrate there shows for last 504 blocks
10:43 mircea_popescu stimated Next Difficulty:1,149,826,024 (+26.58%)
10:43 mircea_popescu ?! srsly ?
10:44 thestringpuller lol
10:44 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves who runs that site, do you know ?
10:45 ThickAsThieves i dont
10:45 ThickAsThieves https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=190722.0
10:45 ozbot BitcoinWisdom.com - Live Bitcoin/LiteCoin Charts
10:46 mircea_popescu aha
10:49 ThickAsThieves it's still a lil early to have an accurate number, but 338 blocks solved already since diffchange
10:49 ThickAsThieves not looking good
10:50 thestringpuller why you say that?
10:50 thestringpuller "not looking good"
10:50 ThickAsThieves cuz i bet on No
10:50 thestringpuller lol
10:50 thestringpuller biased are we?
10:51 ThickAsThieves it's a bet
10:51 ThickAsThieves of course i'm biased
10:51 mircea_popescu ^
10:51 thestringpuller hegemony yoyo
10:51 thestringpuller Someone needs to IPO Wu-Tang Financia
10:52 thestringpuller l
10:53 mircea_popescu talk to wu-tang.
10:55 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves what do you get if you win that one, 200ish ?
10:55 ThickAsThieves yeah
10:55 mircea_popescu so like...a house.
10:55 ThickAsThieves i have an early bet on Yes too
10:56 thestringpuller lol
10:56 mircea_popescu or w/e, a small slice of pizza.
10:56 ThickAsThieves hehe
10:57 thestringpuller just ddos a mining pool
10:57 thestringpuller for a day
10:57 thestringpuller totally worth it
10:57 pankkake but how much would that cost?
10:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
10:58 mircea_popescu or hire gavin and make him commit a fork
10:58 mircea_popescu no wait, that wouldn't do anything.
10:58 pankkake you could bribe friedcat too
10:58 mircea_popescu har har.
10:59 ThickAsThieves I'll have to wait like everyone else
10:59 ThickAsThieves and then when it starts looking like No, some schlub will throw 500btc on it
11:00 pankkake the Yesses don't stop coming, I don't really get why
11:00 mircea_popescu pankkake gotta make that 7% a week somehow.
11:01 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves i was thinking, if there's a sudden hickup in the hashing there's going to be such a run to cover the world has never seen
11:01 pankkake 7% or -100% with a pretty good change of the latter. that's some shitty gambling odds!
11:01 mircea_popescu pankkake shhh, you don't understand forum investing.
11:02 pankkake I do, I made a comment to encourage Yes votes! :p
11:02 mircea_popescu yes on this bet is actually a better "investment" than everything they do over btctalk/reddit/etc.
11:02 ThickAsThieves reminds me of a point i made to the board
11:02 ThickAsThieves one benefit of being an AM franchise,
11:02 ThickAsThieves is not having to buy the hardware
11:02 ThickAsThieves however
11:02 ThickAsThieves you must submit AM shares as collateral
11:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11289999 BTC [+]
11:03 ThickAsThieves if they are plummeting in value
11:03 ThickAsThieves then...
11:03 mircea_popescu myeah.
11:04 jcpham double litecoin price rocket inbound
11:04 jcpham much facedesk
11:04 ThickAsThieves huh?
11:04 pankkake ltc on gox?
11:04 pankkake ltc on china?
11:04 pankkake ltc on moon?
11:04 jcpham 2 weeks!
11:04 mircea_popescu ltc on the moon!
11:04 mircea_popescu aw shit
11:05 pankkake :D
11:05 mircea_popescu is because i write gramatically correct uncapitalised irc lines
11:05 mircea_popescu unlike frenchie here.
11:05 ThickAsThieves are you trying to turn this into btce trollbox
11:05 ThickAsThieves or do you have news
11:05 pankkake it was intentionnal
11:05 ThickAsThieves fly chikun !
11:05 jcpham https://twitter.com/chijs/status/410855263391219712
11:05 ozbot Twitter / chijs: BTC China comment implies they'll ...
11:06 jcpham baseless rumor
11:06 jcpham accusations
11:06 pankkake ohโ€ฆ I've seen that one already
11:06 mircea_popescu jcpham so may i suggest reddit ?
11:06 jcpham yay
11:06 mircea_popescu that's where newfags dump the stale filler.
11:06 pankkake > implying is what gox does too
11:06 ThickAsThieves i thought LTC just mimics BTC now?
11:06 jurov http://bitbet.us/bet/636/cardano-delivered-before-christmas/?ref=1EteoRKNYbNhhmFfsKnUSWRF3JUpKCcMnc got no love :(
11:06 ozbot BitBet - Cardano delivered before Christmas
11:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8881 @ 0.00089524 = 7.9506 BTC [+] {2}
11:07 ThickAsThieves whats up with the Google Glass bet?
11:07 jurov noone wants teh cardanos
11:07 pankkake pretty good for a delivery bet with no preorder
11:07 mircea_popescu jurov you been pumping it enough ?
11:07 ThickAsThieves do you need more proof?
11:07 jcpham mircea_popescu did you get any new rota signs ups or did you successfully frighten everyone away
11:07 mircea_popescu jcpham according to people i know i'm fucking scary.
11:07 jurov mircea_popescu: NSA should stir some hype, not just me
11:08 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves which one was this ?
11:08 ThickAsThieves hey wait wht hasnt NSA put 50btc on delivering?
11:08 ThickAsThieves scams
11:08 jcpham bleh
11:08 ThickAsThieves http://bitbet.us/bet/272/google-glasses-will-be-delivered-before-the-end/
11:08 ozbot BitBet - Google Glasses will be delivered before the end of 2013
11:08 ThickAsThieves I got my Glass 1 day after I ordered it
11:08 mircea_popescu a.
11:08 mircea_popescu well it hasn't actually delivered to customers has it.
11:09 jcpham google glass is a myth
11:09 ThickAsThieves I am a customer
11:09 mircea_popescu you got one ?
11:09 ThickAsThieves yep
11:09 mircea_popescu pics etc ?
11:09 ThickAsThieves if you require, sure
11:09 jcpham can i bet now!
11:09 mircea_popescu well it's not been able to be verified so far.
11:09 jcpham that's an old bet
11:09 jcpham wtf i've seen them
11:10 mircea_popescu jcpham seen != delivered tio customers.
11:10 pankkake many people blogged about theirs
11:10 mircea_popescu devs had freebies to play around for a while
11:10 mircea_popescu pankkake link ?
11:10 jcpham prior to disassociating from the socialnets i knew multiple verified parties
11:10 jcpham 2 for sale in -otc now
11:10 pankkake http://blog.erratasec.com/2013/06/googles-re-education-camp.html
11:10 ozbot Errata Security: I survived Google's re-education camp
11:10 jurov https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=308675.0 no one there gives a fuck, nor on reddit... or do you advertise elsewhere?
11:10 ozbot [Update] Spec announced for the Cardano, S.NSA's first product
11:11 mircea_popescu "Google wasn't just going to ship the devices to us bloggers and figure things out for ourselves."
11:11 mircea_popescu not a customer dude. review copies aren't it.
11:11 jcpham no that's what they did
11:11 jcpham they shipped a half finished procut
11:11 jcpham *product
11:11 jcpham updates through play store obv
11:12 pankkake oh, you mean like retail
11:12 jcpham remember android 1 was a full OS with a lot of apps
11:12 jcpham android 4 is bare and everything through play
11:12 mircea_popescu jurov we talking the bet or the product ?
11:13 jurov about the product
11:13 mircea_popescu we don't advertise a product that isn't yet orderable, no.
11:13 jcpham thev'ye changed their "final product" in recent years
11:13 mircea_popescu this would be part of being fucking sane in the head.
11:14 ThickAsThieves making pics hold on
11:15 mircea_popescu ThickAsThieves did you actually buy the thing ?
11:15 jurov hm, should have considered it before placing he bet
11:15 ThickAsThieves I ordered mine and they came i 1 day, was also able to order accessories and choose color
11:15 ThickAsThieves yes
11:15 mircea_popescu a splendid then. make it good.
11:16 jcpham it's legit afaik
11:16 jcpham they delivered the product and opened it up to more than just devs
11:16 jcpham like he said, colors and accessories
11:17 asciilifeform 'what, stereo vision? i wasn't really using that for anything!'
11:17 jcpham not a *whole lot* of functionality but they can always update the functionality through play store
11:17 jcpham play store has your whole device
11:17 ThickAsThieves http://imgur.com/20s2neX
11:17 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
11:17 ThickAsThieves got one more showing more of the packaging
11:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 27110 @ 0.0001107 = 3.0011 BTC [+] {15}
11:19 ThickAsThieves the shades are removable
11:19 ThickAsThieves but i still must wear contacts to use em
11:19 ThickAsThieves which I have barely done yet
11:20 ThickAsThieves http://imgur.com/eEEbd6I
11:20 ozbot imgur: the simple image sharer
11:20 pankkake I find it weird that they ignored people having glasses already. I mean, that's a lot of nerds
11:21 jcpham can you watch porn on it or not
11:21 ThickAsThieves i'll let you know
11:21 jcpham lololol
11:22 ThickAsThieves first observation is that having the video on in any way destroys battery life
11:22 asciilifeform jcpham: you can watch film on the $100 chinese hmd that's been around for years. the point of google's was ostensibly a display with svga res that you could actually read text on
11:22 kanzure google glass sdk is pretty lame
11:22 asciilifeform that isn't made by Boeing and doesn't cost $100k
11:22 jcpham oh text
11:22 ThickAsThieves i need a bitcoin ticker app
11:22 ThickAsThieves :)
11:22 kanzure straight into your eyeball?
11:22 ThickAsThieves as all seen things
11:23 kanzure intense
11:23 asciilifeform still waiting to see how google's hmd stacks up against my 'p4'
11:23 asciilifeform (http://www.loper-os.org/vintage/paralleleye/eye.html)
11:24 ThickAsThieves the first time you put them on, you realize how embarassing they really are
11:25 deadweasel i realized that the first time I saw one.
11:25 Diablo-D3 asciilifeform: OH GOD
11:25 Diablo-D3 ITS A SCOUTER
11:25 mircea_popescu well... most people don't have the brainpower that'd allow them to walk and chew at the same time
11:25 mircea_popescu clearly handling an eyepatch is not for the masses.
11:26 asciilifeform what's SCOUTER
11:26 Diablo-D3 VEGITA, WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL
11:27 mircea_popescu the original over 9000 device ?
11:27 pankkake incidentally, S.MPOE is approaching that level
11:27 Diablo-D3 mircea_popescu: yes
11:27 mircea_popescu !t m s.mpoe
11:27 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00087288 / 0.00088257 / 0.00089634 (300146 shares, 264.90 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00085397 / 0.00089634 (3403278 shares, 2,906.33 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082916 / 0.00089634 (8091783 shares, 6,709.42 BTC)
11:27 mircea_popescu 90 thousand, son.
11:27 mircea_popescu over 9 times better.
11:39 nubbins` hi
11:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [+]
11:44 asciilifeform damn, never even heard of the '9000' thing before today. clearly i should spend more time reading memes and less maths...
11:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 300 @ 0.00089739 = 0.2692 BTC [+]
11:46 mircea_popescu or playing very old arcade games
11:48 jcpham or watching dbz
11:49 nubbins` or watching three episodes of MST3k at once
11:50 nubbins` not sure the human brain can handle that sort of abuse tho
11:50 nubbins` OH HEY!
11:50 nubbins` heh, you actually gave me a bit of a start then.
11:52 deadweasel lol
11:58 nubbins` http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2013/12/casascius/
11:58 ozbot U.S. Government Nastygram Shuts Down One-Man Bitcoin Mint | Wired Enterprise | Wired.com
11:58 peterL is jurov around?
11:59 jurov yes?
11:59 peterL just wondering if you planned on lowering the coinBR fees again since the price of bitcoin went up 5x since you set the current fees?
11:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.05 = 1.65 BTC
12:00 jurov peterL: No
12:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2074 @ 0.001 = 2.074 BTC {5}
12:00 nubbins` my plan is to skulk around until i figure out a way to cajole or barter my way into a free account on coinbr or mpex
12:01 nubbins` realistically neither will happen, likely because the coinbr fee is so low and the mpex fee is so high :D
12:01 jurov nubbins`: actually its no biggie
12:01 peterL oh ok. I must say I really like CoinBR, good job making that run.
12:01 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2100 @ 0.001 = 2.1 BTC {4}
12:01 jurov just find anyone who has nwmworld's passthroughs from bf
12:02 jurov convince them to import them to your account
12:02 jurov and you have free acct until January 1 + 1 free withdrawal
12:02 nubbins` oh really!
12:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 32104 @ 0.001 = 32.104 BTC {4}
12:03 nubbins` no rush either way, i can't redeem my s.mg stock warrant until mid-january anyway, and will likely sit on it long past that date
12:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 115 @ 0.001 = 0.115 BTC {2}
12:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3580 @ 0.001 = 3.58 BTC
12:07 nubbins` suing the government is an interesting thing
12:07 nubbins` i mean
12:07 nubbins` it doesn't affect the government, as an entity, at all
12:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC {2}
12:08 nubbins` given a population P, and a subset C who file a class-action lawsuit against the government
12:09 nubbins` (whom we'll call G)
12:09 nubbins` it just funnels money from (P-C) directly to C, because of some activity or lack thereof on the part of G
12:10 nubbins` doesn't really give G any incentive to not fuck up, does it?
12:11 kanzure ThickAsThieves: yeah but nobody is able to get a P4 these days
12:11 kanzure ThickAsThieves: where'd you find one?
12:11 pigeons i have a a few pentium 4's left if you would like one
12:12 the20year Sure you can find em
12:12 kanzure pigeons: not the same
12:12 kanzure http://www.loper-os.org/vintage/paralleleye/p4_frame.png
12:12 nubbins` [1:37pm] jcpham: if only i could pay people to blog in dogecoin
12:12 nubbins` [1:37pm] stqism: much doge, many posts
12:12 nubbins` [1:37pm] jcpham: such scrypt
12:12 nubbins` it's... it's taking over
12:13 asciilifeform kanzure: ebay. some time in '04.
12:13 ThickAsThieves i have no P4
12:13 pigeons what's that diseas you get, is it cauliflower ear from wearing nasty foam headbands like that
12:13 nubbins` cauliflower ear is from getting hit in the ears too much
12:13 nubbins` like boxers
12:13 nubbins` not a disease, just ruptured cartilage
12:13 ThickAsThieves zitbrow, I think it's called
12:13 nubbins` lel
12:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 9793 @ 0.001 = 9.793 BTC {2}
12:14 asciilifeform that foam began to rot into dust long ago.
12:14 nubbins` "check out my cool new red headband! ZITBROW!"
12:14 ThickAsThieves no pain no gain!
12:14 nubbins` you can actually see bits of foam all over the table in that picture.
12:15 asciilifeform the widget itself still works just as it ought to.
12:15 asciilifeform (even though there are moving parts inside!)
12:15 asciilifeform it buzzes slightly. vibrating mirror.
12:15 mircea_popescu what is the coinbr fee these days ?
12:16 jurov 0.019/mo
12:16 the20year http://www.ebay.com/itm/Intel-Pentium-4-2-4-GHz-BX80532PE2400DSL6SH-Processor-/171192584737
12:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 9980 @ 0.001 = 9.98 BTC
12:16 ozbot Intel Pentium 4 2 4 GHz Bx80532pe2400dsl6sh Processor 0735858153720 | eBay
12:16 asciilifeform thought about selling it, but who would want it.
12:16 mircea_popescu <nubbins`> doesn't really give G any incentive to not fuck up, does it? << exactly right.
12:17 asciilifeform the20year: i think he was asking about the ancient monocle display, rather than pentium 4
12:17 nubbins` "you mean we can do what we want and the plebs will bear the brunt of our poor choices? great! let's vote ourselves a pay increase!"
12:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2131 @ 0.001 = 2.131 BTC {4}
12:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 17869 @ 0.001 = 17.869 BTC
12:19 pigeons p4 aka zitbrower
12:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.2940125 = 2.3521 BTC [-] {4}
12:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
12:22 asciilifeform pigeons: you will get headache from the monocle long before the foam sticks to your head.
12:22 Kleeck Guys. I highly recommend this book:http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everything-buying-selling-investing-Bitcoin/dp/1493699474/ref=sr_1_5/278-9187282-6189917?ie=UTF8&qid=1386865168&sr=8-5&keywords=bitcoin+miner
12:22 pigeons that's sad. i liked the virtual boy i got use out of it before the headaches. and i kind of liked the headaches
12:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.002 = 0.2 BTC [-]
12:23 asciilifeform pigeons: funnily, the only game console i've ever bought was virtual boy. to tear apart for the optics, when trying to build a binocular version of the p4.
12:23 pigeons oh neat
12:23 Kleeck pigeons! I had a VirtualBoy as well! MarioTennis was awesome.
12:23 kanzure has someone written a usable os for google glass yet? e.g. something to bring up a shell
12:24 asciilifeform not so neat. turned a perfectly good machine into an envelope full of parts that will never work again...
12:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 4003 @ 0.001 = 4.003 BTC {4}
12:24 pigeons hackcanada who were later accused of being Tom Williams/mybitcoin had virtualboy hacking project that was fun read
12:25 asciilifeform i thought 'glass' was just a peripheral for the 'android phone' ?
12:25 asciilifeform you could probably write arbitrary pixels to it easily enough
12:26 kanzure well it runs linux so people can just flash whatever they want on it i assume
12:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 95898 @ 0.001 = 95.898 BTC {2}
12:26 kanzure android-linux i mean
12:26 nubbins` i recall seeing a virtual boy set up on a counter in a department store the day i bought super mario 3
12:26 nubbins` we were on family vacation, driving through the usa
12:26 nubbins` and i had to spend two goddamn weeks reading the instruction manual for that game before i could play it
12:26 asciilifeform glass: 640ร—360. pitiful.
12:26 nubbins` pure torture
12:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 250 @ 0.001 = 0.25 BTC
12:27 nubbins` wait, no, the years are all wrong for that
12:27 nubbins` maybe it was a game boy.
12:28 nubbins` anyway, i do recall trying out a virtual boy in a store
12:28 nubbins` and it made my brain feel weird
12:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 17905 @ 0.001 = 17.905 BTC
12:28 asciilifeform i actually wore a 3d visor for work, some years ago, for a rather long time. you get used to it.
12:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform if i recall correctly the actual retina resolution one inchfrom the eye is something like 6k x 5k or so ?
12:29 asciilifeform 2d cursor gets annoying though
12:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1023 @ 0.001 = 1.023 BTC {2}
12:29 asciilifeform about right.
12:29 pigeons here it is, althought i never understood the mybitcoin accusation other than knowing shane smith of niamianogold http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/k_1ine/K-1ine_34.txt
12:29 asciilifeform although you have to account for most of the 'pixels' being around the center.
12:30 mircea_popescu i wonder which happens first : glass at 6k dpi or neural interfacing
12:30 asciilifeform 6k 'glass' already happened, in the '90s. it just isn't priced for humans.
12:30 nubbins` ^
12:30 mircea_popescu neural intefacing also already happened in that sense
12:30 mircea_popescu for that matter, cellphones happened in the 60s
12:31 asciilifeform afaik state of the art neural is 'brain joystick' for wheelchair
12:31 mircea_popescu nah
12:31 asciilifeform and that 100 pixel 'eye' for the blind
12:31 nubbins` meh, just attach an iphone to a headband.
12:31 the20year They had 2 meter radio to phone interfaces in the 50s
12:31 nubbins` super high res, use the back camera to provide a passthru so you can walk while using it
12:32 nubbins` front camera tracks eye movement
12:32 asciilifeform the real 'magic' in modern cell phone isn't the miniature handset, but the phased array antennae on the stations.
12:32 asciilifeform descended from cold war era 'pyramid' radars in the arctic.
12:32 mircea_popescu this is a point.
12:32 the20year I don't understand how that's magic
12:33 nubbins` go read up on antenna theory, then
12:33 asciilifeform the20year: without phased array, you can't have anything like the subscriber density of today
12:33 the20year I had to to get my radio license
12:33 the20year I still don't see how it's magic
12:33 asciilifeform essentially you 'move' and 'rotate' an antenna without actually moving anything
12:33 mircea_popescu the20year it's one thing to make one connection work
12:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2136 @ 0.00009026 = 0.1928 BTC [-] {4}
12:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 60 @ 0.28397253 = 17.0384 BTC [-] {14}
12:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 180 @ 0.001 = 0.18 BTC
12:33 nubbins` sorry, i'm just being saucy
12:33 mircea_popescu it's another to support a city during mother's day
12:33 asciilifeform trunked rf 'telephone' existed in the '40s even.
12:33 the20year And my local network still goes down every year during large festivals
12:34 asciilifeform and slightly later, even in the ussr. but for top bosses only.
12:34 asciilifeform a few dozen handsets per city.
12:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1304 @ 0.001 = 1.304 BTC {2}
12:34 mircea_popescu asciilifeform recall the lolphonograph they had on a ship during ww2 ?
12:34 mircea_popescu so churchill and eisenhower could chat ?
12:35 asciilifeform SIGSALY? department store basement, rather than ship, afaik
12:35 asciilifeform one time pad on vinyl.
12:35 asciilifeform vacuum valve (!) modem and CODECs!
12:36 the20year The earliest one i've seen photos of were the USSR radio/telephone setups
12:36 nubbins` one time pad on vinyl!!
12:36 the20year I know though later in the 50s the US had a consumer model, well , sort of consumer
12:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 13 @ 0.04999979 = 0.65 BTC [+] {4}
12:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 11970 @ 0.001 = 11.97 BTC
12:36 nubbins` imagine scratching that
12:36 mircea_popescu asciilifeform "One was installed in a ship and followed General Douglas MacArthur during his South Pacific campaigns. In total during WW2, the system supported about 3,000 high-level telephone conferences."
12:36 asciilifeform aha.
12:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC [+]
12:39 asciilifeform http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/PAVE_PAWS_Radar_Clear_AFS_Alaska.jpg
12:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 92 @ 0.0077 = 0.7084 BTC
12:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC {2}
12:39 asciilifeform the folks who built these were laid off, and a decade later, popular cell phones.
12:39 thestringpuller people are actually buying SFI?!?!?!?!?
12:39 thestringpuller dude
12:39 thestringpuller that's worse than going bearish on the market
12:40 mircea_popescu thestringpuller all this btc noobs keep buying for fiat has to return to sane hands somehow.
12:40 Gotyawallet ?
12:41 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i imagine quite a bit of it goes to scrapyards, with old hard disks. and to malware artists.
12:42 asciilifeform encrypted wallet on a winblows machine might as well be plaintext.
12:43 asciilifeform (artist patches exe so the very next transaction is, instead of X btc to addr Y, 'everything in wallet to addr Z.')
12:43 nubbins` the best part about leaving windows behind is being able to say "sorry, i don't know anything about that shit" when asked to troubleshoot computer problems for family members
12:44 asciilifeform can't wait until somebody starts selling 'magic' miners that diddle the system bus to make this happen.
12:45 asciilifeform how many people buying graphics cards for ltc mining have disassembled the firmware...
12:46 the20year That sigsaly article is amazing
12:46 assbot AMAZING COMPANY!
12:46 nubbins` i can't wait until the first malicious fake trezors hit the streets.
12:46 asciilifeform wat's a trezor
12:46 nubbins` http://www.bitcointrezor.com/
12:46 ozbot TREZOR The Bitcoin Safe
12:46 nubbins` hardware wallet
12:46 nubbins` that you're supposed to plug into the POS at the store you're visiting
12:46 asciilifeform "For the love of God, Montrezor!"
12:47 nubbins` and the store is supposed to just plug it in
12:47 asciilifeform http://xroads.virginia.edu/~hyper/POE/cask.html
12:47 ozbot The Cask of Amontillado
12:47 asciilifeform was my first thought
12:47 nubbins` even though it's a goddamn HID device
12:47 nubbins` i mean, a goddamn HID
12:48 nubbins` so essentially it's like plugging a keyboard into the cash register
12:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 369 @ 0.001 = 0.369 BTC
12:48 asciilifeform phun phact: the barcode readers in many cash registers emulate standard HID keyboard.
12:49 nubbins` great 'cos no drivers needed
12:49 nubbins` ungreat 'cos it's a HID.
12:49 nubbins` go to a store and say "hey, can i just plug this keyboard into your POS and type a bunch of commands in? i'll only be like half an hour"
12:49 nubbins` see what the manager says
12:49 mircea_popescu asciilifeform lol that's what i thought too, when i first heard of it.
12:49 asciilifeform hid isn't even the end of the story. you could probably slurp a bit of key via diff. power analysis if you attach.
12:50 mircea_popescu clearly our reading is inadequate for the needs of contemporaneous english speakers.
12:50 asciilifeform 'didn't your mother teach you not to hook strangers to your DC supply rail?'
12:52 nubbins` i should design a trezor-looking HID that, when connected, sends "[windows-r], www.mydomain.com/horsedick.avi, [enter]"
12:52 nubbins` to the host computer
12:52 nubbins` maybe followed by an [F11] for good measure
12:52 nubbins` is there a keyboard shortcut for volume?
12:56 mircea_popescu chocolate dipped figs! yum!
12:56 nubbins` hm, usatoday.com has a btc logo in their header
12:57 mircea_popescu yeah we covered it :D
12:58 nubbins` ah!
12:58 nubbins` oh and hey
12:58 nubbins` https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2228.msg29479#msg29479
12:58 ozbot Added some DoS limits, removed safe mode (0.3.19)
12:58 nubbins` satoshi's last post
12:58 nubbins` 3 years ago today
13:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00290454 = 0.1597 BTC [-] {6}
13:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2810 @ 0.001 = 2.81 BTC
13:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.28015829 = 5.6032 BTC [-] {8}
13:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 119 @ 0.001 = 0.119 BTC
13:04 thestringpuller IN SATOSHI WE TRUST
13:05 thestringpuller ;;ticker
13:05 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 867.59095, Best ask: 875.0, Bid-ask spread: 7.40905, Last trade: 861.25001, 24 hour volume: 12139.28764678, 24 hour low: 839.5, 24 hour high: 941.0, 24 hour vwap: 886.66919
13:05 thestringpuller ;;market sell 1000000
13:05 gribble A market order to sell 1000000 bitcoins right now would net 33179748.9231 USD and would take the last price down to 0.0017 USD, resulting in an average price of 33.1797 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.1238 seconds
13:05 thestringpuller ;;market sell 100000
13:05 gribble A market order to sell 100000 bitcoins right now would net 32207763.4100 USD and would take the last price down to 43.5700 USD, resulting in an average price of 322.0776 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 5.2789 seconds
13:07 nubbins` any of you guys own any casascius coins?
13:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00285862 = 0.2859 BTC [-] {5}
13:11 the20year nope
13:11 the20year i wonder how many fakes there are out there
13:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 4000 @ 0.001 = 4 BTC
13:12 deadweasel they're fixin' to double in value again.
13:12 mircea_popescu probably lots
13:12 mircea_popescu they weren't hard to fake afaik
13:13 dexX7 i heard that there are some cheap already redeemed casascius coins on ebay
13:13 the20year no way to tell it hasn't been redeemed before you buy, is there?
13:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.001 = 0.5 BTC
13:14 deadweasel if it's not sweet, it's not real.
13:14 nubbins` the20year: well there's a security hologram
13:14 nubbins` very difficult to reapply once removed
13:14 dexX7 haha i was just poking nubbins
13:14 TomServo Pretty sure the hologram was proved to be crackable at Defcon this year
13:14 nubbins` dexX7: there's actually a market for reeeemed once
13:14 nubbins` *ones
13:14 nubbins` they fetch around $150
13:15 dexX7 :p
13:15 nubbins` TomServo: they left only minimal signs of tampering
13:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
13:15 benkay analog bitcoins
13:15 benkay lel
13:15 nubbins` what can i say, i'm a sucker for pretty metal
13:16 nubbins` and also
13:16 dexX7 http://codinginmysleep.com/casascius-physical-bitcoins-cracked-at-defcon/
13:16 ozbot Casascius Physical Bitcoins Cracked at Defcon - Coding In My Sleep - A Bitcoin Blog
13:16 nubbins` there literally are chocolate bitcoins on ebay
13:16 dexX7 lol
13:16 nubbins` http://www.ebay.ca/itm/3-Bitcoin-Chocolate-Gold-Foil-Coins-NO-BTC-VALUE-Casascius-1-Liberty-Coin-Bonus-/281223420095?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item417a38d8bf&_uhb=1
13:16 ozbot 3 Bitcoin Chocolate Gold Foil Coins NO BTC Value Casascius $1 Liberty Coin Bonus | eBay
13:17 nubbins` actually not a bad gift idea
13:17 nubbins` heh
13:17 the20year nice
13:17 deadweasel holy shit I wasn't kidding
13:18 dexX7 the video xD
13:20 dexX7 the line was interesting imho: "If he doesnโ€™t verify or have a way of knowing whether the owner of the bitcoins is the same person heโ€™s sending the coins to, thatโ€™s a problem ..."
13:21 benkay giving bitcoins this way is just the most goddamn stupid idea
13:21 benkay it's like trading wallets
13:21 benkay or trying to sell an MPEx account
13:22 benkay posesser of the keys is posesser of the goods
13:22 Bugpowder http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2428278,00.asp
13:22 Bugpowder Coinbase got a $25M Series B
13:22 benkay on the topic of greater fool theory, the fundamental principle underlying these physical coins and the entire fartup circuit
13:22 TomServo ozbot: what gives?
13:23 nubbins` dexX7: seems like a roundabout way of laundering. why not just send the raw btc? :P
13:23 dexX7 because there is no direct link between the coins
13:23 dexX7 btct for example was an awesome way to launder coins
13:23 mircea_popescu Bugpowder yeah it was here earlier.
13:24 Bugpowder nice
13:24 Bugpowder anyone know the valuation?
13:24 dexX7 same here.. insert coin A, get unrealted coin B out
13:24 dexX7 (besides the paper and shipping docs)
13:24 mircea_popescu benkay honestly, it was a reasonably nice way to get people introduced to btc, back in 2011.
13:24 benkay i suppose, at the cost of perpetuating idiot opsec.
13:25 mircea_popescu i don't think anyone took it for more than that. caldwell was making a few cents here and there with it, but not worth his time
13:25 benkay had to reprimand someone giving out printed wallets at a local btc event.
13:25 Bugpowder I like the coins
13:25 mircea_popescu take it as a publicity stunt, like getting a chick with a nice rack and a mean streak to stir the forum pot
13:25 Bugpowder I have a bunch
13:25 benkay "are you seriously displaying private keys in public?!"
13:25 Bugpowder used to tip with them
13:25 Bugpowder Mike did pretty well
13:25 Bugpowder he made about 8000BTC I think
13:26 benkay oh it's great i'm sure for mike and btc and everything except the whole idiots problem.
13:26 Bugpowder Nice Cayanne turbo
13:26 nubbins` lel @ mp
13:26 mircea_popescu Bugpowder that's misrepresenting the thing. he'd have made 10 simply selling a pizza.
13:26 mircea_popescu 8k simply reflects the fact that for most of the coin's life, the metal was worth more than the key.
13:26 nubbins` ah, i suspect mike kept most of his profits in btc
13:27 nubbins` minus living expenses, not sure if he held a day job
13:27 mircea_popescu nubbins` the guy was a millionaire before btc.
13:27 nubbins` ah yeah?
13:27 Bugpowder But he was still making about 10% BTC profit on his sales up till he shut down.
13:28 nubbins` well in that case he probably kept every satoshi, less minting costs
13:28 Bugpowder its a lot easier to sell $80M worth of BTC than 80M worth of pizza from your house.
13:28 Bugpowder His garage does not look like the garage of a millionaire
13:28 Bugpowder except for the car.
13:29 benkay a real millionaire would spend it all exhibiting the wealth, right?
13:29 Bugpowder https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=146018.msg1550362#msg1550362
13:29 ozbot Most Expensive Thing You Bought With Bitcoin?
13:29 Bugpowder lol
13:29 Bugpowder A million goes a long way in utah
13:30 thestringpuller wait casascius
13:30 Bugpowder can't even get you a nice condo in LA
13:30 thestringpuller is gone?
13:30 mircea_popescu well a real us guy, at any rate.
13:30 Bugpowder yes they have been gone since Nov 27th
13:30 thestringpuller what happened to casascius coins?
13:30 deadweasel they pulled the rug out. he's in the US.
13:30 deadweasel MINTING MONEY
13:30 deadweasel they no likey
13:30 Bugpowder nobody paid attention when I posted it to reddit on the 28th. People needed a wired article to make it news.
13:30 thestringpuller that's so fucking sad
13:30 thestringpuller i knew he went to whole sale
13:30 deadweasel yes
13:30 thestringpuller but cascius coins are the only "paper wallet" i really trust
13:31 thestringpuller :(
13:31 the20year Our average purchase price has been $45k for houses here in Ohio
13:31 thestringpuller i guess I have a piece of history on my desk
13:31 deadweasel hold it
13:31 asciilifeform thestringpuller: wouldn't it be more logical to trust one you've filled personally?
13:31 mircea_popescu <Bugpowder> nobody paid attention when I posted it to reddit on the 28th. People needed a wired article to make it news. << ridiculous, isn't it.
13:31 Bugpowder I've got a roll of 50 in a safe deposit box.
13:31 Bugpowder yah...
13:32 deadweasel damn
13:32 Bugpowder Oh well. It's better to know news before others, generally.
13:32 mircea_popescu Bugpowder give us the depost box address too and it's all good eh.
13:32 the20year now he needs to move to Canada to do it
13:32 asciilifeform what's the appeal of the cas. coin?
13:32 mircea_popescu the20year if he really wants to do it, south africa is probably a better place.
13:32 Bugpowder you need the key and my ID yo.
13:32 asciilifeform forging a hologram isn't exactly building a thermonuke
13:32 deadweasel you can play with it. rub it on your nipples.
13:32 thestringpuller asciilifeform: No because I would be that guy who made a typo. Casascius is more competent than I in that regard
13:32 mircea_popescu asciilifeform anal insertion is the only thing that comes to mind.
13:33 thestringpuller he had double/triple audits when printing private keys
13:33 jcpham if you use it anally it is no longer uncirculated fwiw
13:33 mircea_popescu Bugpowder or an executive order.
13:33 asciilifeform sd card (or rolled up printout) would be gentler on the rectum, i imagine, than a coin.
13:33 nubbins` is there any actual record of someone purchasing freshly-minted coins from a pool?
13:33 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you're missing the point
13:33 jcpham i have one of those spycoins
13:33 mircea_popescu not shoving things up there would be even gentler.
13:33 jcpham with micrsd
13:33 Bugpowder heheheโ€ฆ only with probable cause. The gold confiscation in the 30s is just an internet myth.
13:33 pigeons fistical dogecoin
13:34 jcpham http://spy-coins.com/
13:34 ozbot Blank
13:34 Bugpowder happened to one person in the course of a criminal investigation.
13:34 nubbins` <benkay> a real millionaire would spend it all exhibiting the wealth, right?
13:34 Bugpowder plenty of gold in that box too
13:34 mircea_popescu Bugpowder methinks you got the history muddied up on that one.
13:34 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 58183 @ 0.001 = 58.183 BTC
13:34 nubbins` ^ maybe the most lucid display of sarcasm i've seen in weeks
13:34 jcpham check the radiopacity
13:34 Bugpowder nubbins`: See example : Goat posting his lambo to 4chan
13:34 asciilifeform http://www.usmbooks.com/cyanide_capsule.html
13:34 ozbot Nazi brass cyanide container - SS marked
13:34 jcpham i saw goat bragging
13:34 Bugpowder mircea_popescu: look it up.
13:34 nubbins` hahah
13:35 pigeons they didnt have to confiscate lots of it cause people brought it in but executive order said they had to
13:35 jcpham in true goat style
13:35 nubbins` anyway
13:35 nubbins` who said they had a roll of cas coins?
13:35 Bugpowder me
13:35 nubbins` ah, yes
13:35 asciilifeform it's very easy - wanna open a bank safe box? there'll be a polizei watching, removing anything shiny and yellow, 'at fair market price.'
13:35 nubbins` what sort?
13:35 Bugpowder basically used to keep me from trading them.
13:36 mircea_popescu http://www.leagle.com/decision/193630883F2d225_1237 ?
13:36 ozbot UEBERSEE FINANZ-KORPORATION, ETC. v. ROSEN | Leagle.com
13:36 Bugpowder Got the 2013 brass
13:36 jcpham +1 Bugpowder
13:36 nubbins` gotcha
13:36 nubbins` i've got some 0.5 brass
13:37 Bugpowder thanks for link mircea_popescu
13:37 nubbins` a few assorted silvers
13:37 Bugpowder also have some 2011 brass with error
13:37 Bugpowder a 2011 25
13:37 nubbins` yeah, i've got one 2011 error
13:37 Bugpowder and a 10BTC silver
13:37 mircea_popescu http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=us&vol=294&invol=240
13:37 ozbot FindLaw | Cases and Codes
13:37 nubbins` almost bought a 25 when they were selling for ~26-27 earlier this year
13:37 mircea_popescu that one went all the way to http://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/294/240/
13:37 asciilifeform 'spy-coins' shop would make a spiffy honeypot
13:37 pigeons i thought he was trolling
13:38 asciilifeform order the coin/fake bolt/etc. and your address is on The List (TM)
13:38 mircea_popescu and for more general subjectmatter, http://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/294/330/case.html
13:38 jcpham "the list"
13:38 jcpham they sell fake bolts
13:38 pigeons or talk to someone old
13:38 jcpham i missed that
13:39 asciilifeform data storage is interesting from the 'what'll the polize do' standpoint
13:39 asciilifeform are they gonna search the hundreds of 1980s EEPROMs in my junk boxes when i hang?
13:39 jcpham didn't scroll fr enough
13:40 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes.
13:40 mircea_popescu they like that, because they can apply for more salaries.
13:40 pigeons but eeproms from the 80s will have bitrotted a bit
13:40 mircea_popescu even more jobs are needed to iterate the alternatives. great news.
13:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 310 @ 0.001 = 0.31 BTC {2}
13:40 asciilifeform 'hiring! one fellow willing to desolder 500 roms from Sybolics Lisp Machine.'
13:40 mircea_popescu nope.
13:40 nubbins` 500 fellows
13:40 mircea_popescu 500 fellows that went to desoldering school.
13:40 nubbins` one rom each
13:41 mircea_popescu nubbins` ideally they don't do anything to the roms.
13:41 nubbins` lel
13:41 mircea_popescu making it a bigger problem whcih is more worthy of attention so more fellows can be hired.
13:41 pigeons so cynical, eat your cheese
13:41 asciilifeform wait till they catch someone burning goodies on CD-R and re-shrinkwrapping the sausage.
13:42 asciilifeform suddenly no office supply warehouse is above suspicion.
13:42 mircea_popescu excellent news comrade.
13:42 Bugpowder mircea_popescu: My understanding of the law is based on the wikipedia page, which specifically says safety deposit boxes were not searched and seized. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_6102
13:42 mircea_popescu Bugpowder you should go visit some prison sometime.
13:42 mircea_popescu find out the % of people whose residence is based on a wikipedia page.
13:43 mircea_popescu that'll certainly be reddit-news, once you publish the SHOCKING results.
13:43 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: as in, the judge read pediwikia to them during sentencing?
13:43 mircea_popescu lol
13:43 mircea_popescu anyway, was a case recently, some lawyer died and his fambly opened a box
13:43 mircea_popescu found a few golden eagles
13:44 mircea_popescu usg confiscated them.
13:44 pigeons there was a good espidoe of boondocks the grandpa told the judge, "didnt obama legalize weed?"
13:44 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: link?
13:44 mircea_popescu eh where was it
13:44 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 237 @ 0.002969 = 0.7037 BTC [+]
13:44 benkay can't be having those precious metals floating around
13:44 asciilifeform http://spy-coins.com/radiopacity.html
13:44 benkay might engender a liquid market
13:44 ozbot radiopacity
13:44 asciilifeform at least they're honest.
13:45 pigeons http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/09/07/rare-double-eagle-coins-should-be-forfeited-to-us-judge/
13:45 pigeons i picked fox cause you know, fair and balanced
13:46 Bugpowder Your hedge fund client is using a retail checking account. Rather than use a business bank account, Madoffโ€™s hedge fund put billions of dollars from thousands of investors into a retail account, and didnโ€™t bother to segregate it with sub-accounts. His accounts โ€œexhibited, on their face, a โ€˜glaring absence of securities activity.โ€™โ€
13:46 mircea_popescu http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/09/07/rare-double-eagle-coins-should-be-forfeited-to-us-judge/
13:46 asciilifeform re: eagle coins: if i'm found with 'toyota' and no titles, receipts, etc. and a dealership whined about being short of exactly one such...
13:47 benkay Bugpowder: link plox
13:47 pigeons anyway you were allowed to keep gold jewelery and special collector coins, of which currently circulating gold coins were not
13:47 Bugpowder http://qz.com/157108/five-signs-your-client-may-be-running-a-ponzi-scheme/
13:47 ozbot Five signs your client may be running a Ponzi scheme โ€“ Quartz
13:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform except this was 80+ yeaers old.
13:47 pigeons if you fear this is an internet rumor go to the physical archives of a library
13:48 mircea_popescu if i were to confiscate all property with broken title that's 80+ eyars old, i would be able to pay for the us deficit maybe even 3-4 years
13:48 Bugpowder "What's more, this absence of a paper trail speaks to criminal intent. If whoever took or exchanged the coins thought he was doing no wrong, we would expect to see some sort of documentation reflecting the transaction, especially considering how carefully and methodically the Mint accounted for the '33 Double Eagles."
13:48 asciilifeform afaik they do this routinely with ww2-plunder art, etc
13:48 the20year most realestate in the US has proper deed records
13:48 mircea_popescu Bugpowder you probably need an actual lawyer to tell you what a joke that is.
13:48 ThickAsThieves ha i was just gonna quote that part
13:48 pigeons the20year: um look again
13:49 mircea_popescu the20year most realtors pretend this is the case, sure.
13:49 Bugpowder my real estate has a nice deed record
13:49 the20year And the title companies?
13:49 the20year that issue million dollar policies on title clouds?
13:49 Bugpowder Though only 50 years old
13:49 mircea_popescu title companies understand how undisturbed possesion works.
13:49 mircea_popescu as in, any case over a 80yo alleged "theft" is thrown out of court just like that
13:49 mircea_popescu except of course if prosecuted by the all-corrupt usg.
13:50 benkay all hail!
13:50 benkay praises be!
13:50 pigeons well think of the children
13:50 mircea_popescu Bugpowder admittedly much easier to do in california and for new developments.
13:50 mircea_popescu there are houses in this town that are 500+ years old and still inhabited.
13:51 Bugpowder I'm sure new york is a mess too
13:51 Bugpowder or boston
13:51 mircea_popescu absolutely.
13:51 mircea_popescu or even sf.
13:51 Bugpowder but why live in those shitholes?
13:51 mircea_popescu because we don't like modern man.
13:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 97 @ 0.002969 = 0.288 BTC [+]
13:51 deadweasel ^
13:51 benkay wait how does that work you have to experience so much modern man in those urban areas
13:52 mircea_popescu yeah but at least in the company of 1800s brownstone you can pretend all that grub is just going to go away
13:53 ThickAsThieves This guy understands there's a fee to move shares to Havelock, but not to move shares out https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.msg3936404#msg3936404
13:53 ThickAsThieves and he wants to know MY logic
13:54 benkay man i'm trying to make shit-hitting-the-fan hedges but i think that even small towns that are nominally self-sufficient in this country are so tightly coupled to the rest of the country that they'll devolve into chaos too
13:54 benkay wat dooooo
13:54 mircea_popescu benkay go to rhodesia.
13:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00296998 = 0.1455 BTC [+]
13:55 BingoBoingo benkay: Buy as landfill as it is being capped if you must stay in the US. Keep the fencing and signage though.
13:55 benkay mircea_popescu: i strongly suspect i won't have time to get out of the country.
13:56 mircea_popescu depends when you leave.
13:56 the20year Eh , rural areas should do ok
13:56 the20year As long as it's a growable season
13:56 mircea_popescu the20year fun fact : other than berlin, the most rapes per german cunt happened in the countryside.
13:57 the20year My county has enough food during the spring/summer/fall to be well more than self sufficient
13:57 the20year During ww2 or currently?
13:57 mircea_popescu ww2 certes.
13:57 benkay mircea_popescu: i'm trying to suck as much fiat into btc with overpriced us programmery hours as i can
13:57 the20year I'm sure a good deal of it was in the stutenland and danzid corridor
13:58 benkay mircea_popescu: i don't have the luxury to let my money make more money
13:58 mircea_popescu you can only code from inside the us ?!
13:58 mircea_popescu what's this, porn programming ?
13:58 benkay the biz network that i leverage for work is in the us
13:59 mircea_popescu and you talk to them in person ?
13:59 benkay generally. sales is kinda high-touch it turns out!
13:59 asciilifeform the hard part, as always, isn't the plane/boat ticket, but the destination. most of south america was wide open to ww2 refugees; few went.
13:59 mircea_popescu benkay well that sucks.
14:00 benkay mircea_popescu: how about a robo-crossbow?
14:00 benkay constructs a 3d model of its environment and self trains to put a bolt through any xyz triple
14:00 asciilifeform benkay: this one? http://www.atarn.org/chinese/rept_xbow.htm
14:01 benkay asciilifeform: but on a turret and with some ml
14:02 asciilifeform no need for fancy and new maths, a consumer digital camera chipset would probably suffice.
14:02 asciilifeform the ones which highlight faces.
14:02 nubbins` ^
14:02 benkay and assume straight line bolt trajectory?
14:02 asciilifeform for short range, sure
14:02 asciilifeform 'don't click until you see the whites of their eyes.'
14:03 mircea_popescu we should throw some coins in a jar
14:03 mircea_popescu to finance a "predict path of bitcoin-assets conversation" computing project
14:05 asciilifeform use a consumer 'security camera' xyz gimball for the turret.
14:05 asciilifeform they come with convenient logic-level inputs for steering.
14:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1399 @ 0.001 = 1.399 BTC
14:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.29999052 = 2.0999 BTC [+] {4}
14:11 Bugpowder Holy 30-yr fixed Jumbo!
14:11 Bugpowder up to 4.5%
14:11 Bugpowder locked a few weeks ago at 3.875
14:12 Bugpowder that is going to put a damper on the housing buble.
14:13 asciilifeform know what'll put a real damper on 'housing bubble' ?
14:13 asciilifeform when the mechanisms used to keep the tens of 1000s of empty foreclosed boxes empty collapse.
14:14 Bugpowder heheh, I don't care about that market.
14:14 asciilifeform think from a different angle:
14:14 Bugpowder just burn down palmdale and start over
14:14 asciilifeform at some point it will be cheaper to pay a paramilitary squad to defend you than to pay the paper 'owner.'
14:15 Bugpowder sorry, I think it reality terms.
14:15 Bugpowder not bug out fantasy terms
14:15 asciilifeform Bugpowder: reality is sometimes made of paper, sometimes of other materials
14:15 asciilifeform in the '90s ussr, it transitioned from paper to 'other.'
14:16 asciilifeform history, rather than fantastics.
14:16 Bugpowder wait WHAT? Noooooooo http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/12/12/fidelity-halts-bitcoin-investments-from-iras/
14:16 benkay daha
14:16 ThickAsThieves lol
14:17 benkay it was either that or find themselves seriously in the hole ten years from now due to not actually buying the underlying.
14:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3 = 0.9 BTC [+]
14:17 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=344143.msg3922145#msg3922145
14:17 Bugpowder I was surprised by that fidelity thing that it hadn't driven the market up higherโ€ฆ. guess we know why. One person did it and Second Market oversold it.
14:17 mircea_popescu herp
14:17 ozbot Bitcoin to Cash Hacked
14:18 mircea_popescu Bugpowder alternatively, second market is persevering in this "we shall ignore the market and expect to matter".
14:18 mircea_popescu but all's good, one day they eventualyl find irc etc.
14:18 mircea_popescu or not, i guess. all the same.
14:19 Bugpowder I hear teppy moved some of his stack
14:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
14:19 mircea_popescu god that fake dt ipo
14:19 mircea_popescu lmao./
14:20 asciilifeform 'This week a cluster of VPS that i have been using... ...has been compromised.'
14:20 asciilifeform anybody notice how quickly the discussion of 'where the hell do you get entropy on a VPS' began and ended?
14:20 Bugpowder dude has a lot of coins
14:21 Bugpowder 100k+
14:29 asciilifeform the 'mobile phone miner' thing (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=358242.0) is based on an easy mistake
14:29 asciilifeform many consumer widgets do indeed come with silicon that computes sha hash
14:29 asciilifeform just not particularly quickly.
14:29 asciilifeform (search 'digikey' or your favourite local equivalent for crypto accelerators, you'll find plenty)
14:31 asciilifeform some costing just a dollar or two. but they won't make you rich.
14:32 benkay yes but derp
14:32 asciilifeform derp-powered machinery is mighty indeed.
14:33 benkay bitcoin runs on derp
14:33 asciilifeform (who wants to build an electron spin-valve machine? don't forget to market it as 'derp.')
14:33 benkay so quantum
14:33 benkay much sorcery
14:34 asciilifeform spin valve exists, used in your disk read head.
14:34 benkay much engineer
14:34 asciilifeform but it was hyped as 'cpu of the phootoor!' in the '90s.
14:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 6945 @ 0.001 = 6.945 BTC
14:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.001 = 2 BTC {2}
14:47 thestringpuller benkay
14:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.001 = 0.3 BTC
14:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
14:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1891 @ 0.001 = 1.891 BTC
15:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00284506 = 0.2561 BTC [-] {9}
15:08 asciilifeform phun phact: 'trezor' machine uses vendor's on-chip TRNG.
15:08 asciilifeform https://github.com/trezor/rng-test
15:08 asciilifeform who suspected!
15:09 TomServo asciilifeform: curious of your thoughts on this: http://arxiv.org/abs/1312.1148v2
15:09 asciilifeform "For the love of God, Montrezor!"
15:10 TomServo (or anyone's)
15:11 asciilifeform i kept waiting and waiting for the modern internet crackpot community to pick up 'scalar waves!' and 'torsional waves' crap from the '90s
15:11 asciilifeform this crap never dies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-rays
15:11 asciilifeform and before 'n-ray', we had http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirlian_photography
15:12 asciilifeform or about the same time
15:12 asciilifeform then the 'copehagen' QM people finally succeed in resurrecting Vitalism and making the crock of shit mandatory for physics students!
15:12 asciilifeform *copenhagen
15:13 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 434 @ 0.001 = 0.434 BTC
15:14 asciilifeform https://github.com/trezor/rng-test/blob/master/dev_random_1.dieharder
15:15 asciilifeform the leper's bell rings. you can only get results like this if you whiten with PRNG.
15:15 asciilifeform (or even straight PRNG.)
15:15 asciilifeform try it yourself.
15:17 mircea_popescu eheh
15:17 BingoBoingo The greatest complaint some people have about their fellow man is that they are worthless waterbags interfering with the television signal
15:18 thestringpuller the trezor only uses PRNG?
15:18 asciilifeform compare with gold standard: geiger counter. http://www.fourmilab.ch/hotbits/statistical_testing/stattest.html
15:18 thestringpuller and they call it secure?
15:18 thestringpuller looks like the cardano will be more secure if used as a wallet than the trezor...
15:18 asciilifeform thestringpuller: we don't know this as an established fact
15:18 asciilifeform but the stats suggest it.
15:18 thestringpuller asciilifeform: using a geiger counter for rng?
15:19 asciilifeform for anyone who doesn't know, cardano is not a wallet.
15:19 thestringpuller cardano is for storing any private keys securely
15:19 asciilifeform not any. cardano's.
15:19 thestringpuller oh
15:19 asciilifeform very specific purpose.
15:19 asciilifeform though i suppose you could write arbitrary files to the slate.
15:19 asciilifeform with keys, or lolcats, whatever.
15:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 5233 @ 0.001 = 5.233 BTC
15:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.28100001 = 0.843 BTC [-] {2}
15:20 asciilifeform but these will be readable to the attached machine.
15:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.281 = 0.843 BTC [-]
15:21 jurov http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1pesms/trezor_showing_signs_of_life/cd1mo1m
15:21 jurov slush's take on the prng
15:22 asciilifeform woah
15:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.28001504 = 11.2006 BTC [-] {5}
15:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.2771 = 2.771 BTC [-]
15:23 asciilifeform 'Now the Trezor is fully deterministic device...'
15:24 asciilifeform presumably this includes the signature nonces?
15:24 asciilifeform !
15:24 mircea_popescu their spec is uniquely obscure
15:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.2770007 = 0.554 BTC [-]
15:24 mircea_popescu so nobody really has a clue what includes what and what anything said means.
15:24 asciilifeform why would anyone buy a cat-in-a-sack wallet machine ?
15:25 asciilifeform at least with pc you can get pwned for free.
15:25 mircea_popescu you may not be aware of this, but 90% of the people owning ANY bitcoin actually do not have any idea what it is they own.
15:25 mircea_popescu it may amount to less than 1% btc in circulation, but still.
15:25 thestringpuller uh
15:25 thestringpuller that's like people who download firefox
15:25 thestringpuller and don't know they can checkout the sourcecode
15:25 mircea_popescu or chrome.
15:26 thestringpuller yea
15:26 thestringpuller people who own mac with OS X can go their whole lives owning the machine and not knowing there is a terminal
15:26 asciilifeform anybody here get hold of a 'trezor' and pick it apart?
15:27 thestringpuller i'd buy one just to see that
15:27 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7914 @ 0.00089976 = 7.1207 BTC [+] {2}
15:27 thestringpuller just like the exploit with the casascius coin at defcon
15:27 asciilifeform casascius just begs to be pwned
15:27 asciilifeform holograms aren't magic, people
15:27 thestringpuller yet that's what most paperwallets use
15:28 thestringpuller looks like paper wallets are insecure by default?
15:28 asciilifeform thestringpuller: holograms? i thought most 'paper wallets' are simply strips of paper crammed into 'arse safes'
15:28 thestringpuller only good as a medium of storage and not exchange
15:29 thestringpuller asciilifeform: some people will put a hologram over the private key space on paper wallets to "secure" them
15:29 mircea_popescu asciilifeform not delivered yet afauik
15:29 asciilifeform a hologram that you buy, right.
15:29 thestringpuller yea
15:29 asciilifeform from a warehouse with 10,000 of them.
15:29 thestringpuller lol
15:29 thestringpuller soooo secure
15:29 thestringpuller like a bank :P
15:29 asciilifeform all quite identical.
15:29 asciilifeform why not put some 'scotch' tape over it.
15:29 asciilifeform same effect.
15:30 jurov i have seen only trezor prototype board, to be delivered in 2 weeks
15:30 thestringpuller as I said you can likley debase paperwallets if used for exchange
15:30 thestringpuller but for personal use as a medium of storage you can def bury it in your yard
15:30 thestringpuller and it's secure in that sense
15:30 asciilifeform you can also bury a vacuum-sealed sheet of paper.
15:30 thestringpuller yup
15:31 asciilifeform no peculiar hardware needed.
15:31 thestringpuller yup
15:31 thestringpuller the whole "secure" paper wallet fad is dumb imo
15:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 19999 @ 0.001 = 19.999 BTC {2}
15:31 asciilifeform required reading for 'seal' aficionados:
15:31 asciilifeform http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~rja14/Papers/SE-14.pdf
15:31 thestringpuller im on a terminal, what's the abstract?
15:32 asciilifeform actually, that's the wrong link
15:32 asciilifeform http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~rja14/Papers/SEv2-c14.pdf
15:33 asciilifeform R. Anderson. 'Security Engineering', 2nd ed; ch. 14: 'security printing and seals.'
15:33 asciilifeform (short version: seals that one buys from somewhere are of strictly ceremonial value.)
15:35 asciilifeform more productive line of inquiry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_unclonable_function
15:35 asciilifeform recall the rifle shell sawed in half from ww2 partizan movies
15:36 asciilifeform two spies meet, and match up the pieces
15:36 asciilifeform i believe the ancient greeks used something similar, with a broken clay pot
15:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00281 = 0.281 BTC [-] {5}
15:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
15:39 asciilifeform someone could make good money selling a means of melting a glass rod over a (recessed) screw head and then breaking it.
15:40 asciilifeform perhaps a miniature induction heater.
15:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
15:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
15:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
15:48 dub http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pcWlyUu8U4
15:48 ozbot The NSA is Coming to Town - YouTube
15:55 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/12/5203264/sriracha-shipments-stopped-until-mid-january-by-health-department
15:55 ozbot Sriracha shipments stopped until mid-January by health department | The Verge
15:55 ThickAsThieves why the squeeze on sriracha dude?
15:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 217 @ 0.00209792 = 0.4552 BTC [-] {3}
15:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 72 @ 0.002 = 0.144 BTC [-] {2}
15:56 nubbins` essential chili ingredient
15:57 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/12/5204724/nyc-testing-lasers-that-detect-when-people-fall-onto-subway-tracks
15:57 ozbot NYC testing lasers that detect when people fall onto subway tracks | The Verge
15:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27500001 BTC [-]
15:58 dub fricken lazors
15:58 ThickAsThieves next version lazers will be lethal
15:58 ThickAsThieves save everyone the trouble
15:58 ThickAsThieves EXTERMINATE!
15:58 asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: yeah, why bother with cheap and effective solution costing pennies (big red 'stop' buttons on walls, guaranteed jail for false alarms)
15:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.275002 BTC [+]
15:58 asciilifeform hell, put then on the track bed.
15:59 ThickAsThieves our make the tracks bouncey
15:59 ThickAsThieves problem slved
15:59 ThickAsThieves lol
16:00 ThickAsThieves dont newer terminals now have a wall between tracks and waiting area?
16:00 ThickAsThieves like in airports
16:00 ThickAsThieves ATL
16:01 asciilifeform afaik in some countries they have expensive retractable cages between the tracks and the waiting area
16:01 dub proximity alarms are not new, seems like a reasonable effort
16:01 asciilifeform why no one simply puts fire alarm-style switches on the track bed wall, is beyond me.
16:02 dub we know that humans are unlikely to hit the button unless its someone they care about on the tracks
16:02 dub most wont look up from their ipad
16:02 asciilifeform no, the victim pushes.
16:02 asciilifeform twist'n'press knob, same kind found on industrial tools
16:03 ThickAsThieves what if he cant make it to the knob?
16:03 ThickAsThieves or he is a child
16:03 asciilifeform what if he broke his neck falling? tough luck
16:03 asciilifeform 'who do you sue when your parachute doesn't open'
16:03 ThickAsThieves pressure-sensitive floor
16:04 dub presumably the lasers are cheaper
16:04 asciilifeform ThickAsThieves: ever actually been to a subway station? there's probably a man's weight of dead vermin, garbage, etc. per square meter.
16:04 mike_c and live vermin.
16:04 asciilifeform naturally.
16:04 ThickAsThieves you only put the panels in exposed areas to public,
16:05 ThickAsThieves with like 25lb
16:05 ThickAsThieves sensitivity
16:05 ThickAsThieves sorry, babies and puppies
16:05 dub because lasers will be orders of magnitude cheaper
16:05 asciilifeform it is still interesting that most cities have no ready means of going from 'crowd sees a human in the pit' to 'trains stop'
16:06 ThickAsThieves i still think walls are the answer
16:06 asciilifeform 'if you see a man drowning, and there you are, with a camera, what shutter and aperture settings will you use?'
16:06 mike_c subway death / subway passengers < car death / car passengers
16:07 mike_c why waste money?
16:07 ThickAsThieves well build walls when you byuild the place
16:07 asciilifeform mike_c: esp. if you subtract the folks who were trying to get run over
16:07 mike_c and track workers, which is most of the deaths
16:07 dub they are probably illegals anywy
16:08 dub need to feed the vermin something
16:08 asciilifeform afaik, this is less - but still quite - true for traffic death
16:08 mircea_popescu i should dig up my pics from cairo central
16:08 ThickAsThieves autodriving cars
16:08 mircea_popescu where they had dug the pits about 1.5 meters deep
16:08 mircea_popescu so people couldn't get in
16:08 mircea_popescu and people got in
16:08 mircea_popescu with kids. with packages.
16:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
16:09 mircea_popescu becauyse why not, imrite ?
16:09 dub http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/00000/6000/400/206401/206401.strip.gif
16:09 dub I'm sure the artist has worked here
16:10 asciilifeform metro in many places rolls in recessed pits on stations
16:10 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/12/5204002/gmail-will-soon-display-images-in-email-by-default
16:10 ozbot Gmail will soon display images in your email by default | The Verge
16:10 asciilifeform what's special about pits
16:11 ThickAsThieves http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/12/5201706/bitcoin-foundation-opens-london-office-announces-australia-and-canada-chapters
16:11 ozbot Bitcoin Foundation opens London office, announces Australia and Canada chapters | The Verge
16:12 asciilifeform is 'casascius' an organ of 'the foundation'? if not, why does every media turd about bitcoin feature a photo of the coins?
16:12 mike_c wow the gmail images. that's kind of cool, and will break all email tracking beacons.
16:13 ThickAsThieves or comply with allowed ones
16:13 mike_c well, theirs will still work of course. google analytics for email is the only working solution.
16:15 nubbins` subways in seoul had mirrors across the pit, on the incoming side of all the tunnels
16:15 nubbins` idea being that the train is fastest at that point, making it a favored jump spot
16:15 nubbins` mirrors would cause some to second-guess
16:15 nubbins` they were starting to roll out the suicide doors city-wide when i was there tho
16:17 asciilifeform or simply build separate stations where jumping is officially permitted. hose them down daily.
16:17 mike_c plus the rats would congregate there, leaving the rest cleaner
16:17 asciilifeform tv cameras on the wall.
16:19 asciilifeform my favourite fictional scenario of 'official suicide' is in brunner's 'stand on zanzibar'
16:19 asciilifeform where you could pay to be publicly guillotined, burned at the stake, etc.
16:19 asciilifeform 'attention whores' lined up.
16:22 mircea_popescu pay ?!
16:22 mircea_popescu the executioner should pay.
16:22 asciilifeform pay. story was about a world crammed brimful of humans, mostly unworthy of even a public execution.
16:22 mircea_popescu you get free service.
16:23 asciilifeform and where smart people sabotaged infrastructure from mere boredom.
16:24 asciilifeform http://www.bitcointrezor.com/news/celebrate-day-of-bitcoin-trezor
16:24 ozbot TREZOR The Bitcoin Safe - news
16:24 asciilifeform 'small and durable with no battery'
16:24 asciilifeform 'never sends private keys to the computer'
16:24 asciilifeform except when it runs...
16:24 asciilifeform nobody ever heard of diff. power analysis?
16:25 asciilifeform 'fully auditable software.' -- where?
16:25 asciilifeform For the love of God, Montrezor!
16:25 asciilifeform anybody else making 'wallet machines' ?
16:26 asciilifeform or just these jokers
16:28 asciilifeform https://github.com/trezor contains no source for the embedded micro, as far as i can see.
16:28 jurov NSA published anything to github yet?
16:29 asciilifeform jurov: will publish, with excruciatingly pedantic detail - when widget is sold.
16:29 asciilifeform why would you even care to read it now
16:30 asciilifeform how do the 'trezor' folks even get away with shipping the damn thing internationally without publishing source?
16:30 jurov trezor isn't sold yet either
16:30 asciilifeform afaik nobody cancelled the ancient law forbidding crypto export
16:30 jurov ask slush
16:30 dub probably fairly easy to ensure they dont
16:30 asciilifeform but there's a bush-era loophole for published source
16:31 dub anon call to whatever us customers gestapo is relevant
16:31 dub customs* (kill me)
16:31 asciilifeform wait, maybe trezor isn't u.s. based
16:31 nubbins` it's not
16:31 asciilifeform Czech. ok
16:31 jurov asciilifeform: as i wrote several times here, it's made by slush & stick, czechoslovak dudes
16:32 asciilifeform aha
16:32 asciilifeform i'd be surprised if there are no weird crypto laws there
16:32 mircea_popescu well since it uses github... it arguably is eh
16:32 asciilifeform wassenar convention, etc
16:32 jurov and i'll forward this log to them with delight
16:33 jurov i'm actually surprised you found out only now
16:33 jurov about whole project
16:33 asciilifeform jurov: i'm quite 'out of date' re: 'happenings in bitcoin universe'
16:34 asciilifeform given that i don't, for the most part, live there
16:34 dub http://i.woofmaker.com/-PhaOjbPRK7R_ovD.gif
16:35 asciilifeform jurov: if you know these fellows in person, do ask them why no source.
16:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1924 @ 0.001 = 1.924 BTC {2}
16:35 jurov iirc it will be released when it's done
16:35 asciilifeform http://cryptome.org/jya/czech-crypto.htm
16:35 asciilifeform a bit old
16:36 asciilifeform when was 'trezor' 1st announced?
16:37 jurov at least in summer if not sooner
16:37 asciilifeform ah
16:37 asciilifeform interesting how they toured conventions, etc. for ages with no widget.
16:37 jurov prolly they don't have mircea to show the The Right Way
16:38 jurov *them
16:38 asciilifeform i grew up reading about inventors, hucksters, etc. and i always thought it was obvious that you need a prototype to really wake people up
16:38 thestringpuller unless the prototype blows up and kills everyone
16:38 jurov they needed funding
16:39 thestringpuller doesn't anyone remember dr. octavius?
16:39 asciilifeform how much funding does one need to build a few keychain-sized boards
16:39 thestringpuller asciilifeform: what about asic prototypes?
16:39 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 202 @ 0.001 = 0.202 BTC
16:39 asciilifeform these aren't mining asics
16:39 jurov idk... as i wrote, ask slush
16:39 asciilifeform where you need $10M just to play
16:39 asciilifeform per tape-out.
16:39 thestringpuller i guess you can always just do FPGA
16:40 asciilifeform 'trezor' appears to use a cheapo consumer ARM
16:40 asciilifeform $5 or so in quantity, afaik
16:40 jurov they sold preorders for 1 and 3 BTC each, end price is supposed to be $100
16:40 jurov it has a display, too
16:40 asciilifeform https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/579620_213467352125160_890578977_n.png
16:40 assbot 123!
16:40 asciilifeform fairly straightforward 2-layer pcb
16:41 jurov so what. do undercut them if you want
16:41 asciilifeform looks like there are exactly three active components in there
16:41 asciilifeform not counting display.
16:41 asciilifeform the arm and two vregs.
16:42 asciilifeform let the chinese undercut.
16:42 asciilifeform imho the concept is brain-damaged.
16:42 asciilifeform at least, as pictured.
16:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.025 = 0.175 BTC [+] {2}
16:44 asciilifeform betcha the thing can be re-flashed via usb, too.
16:45 asciilifeform (i see no pads for ROMs, jumpers, or other protection mechanisms in that photo.)
16:45 jurov it's supposed to check the image signature before flashing
16:45 asciilifeform 'it' being?
16:45 dub http://www.nknews.org/kcna-watch/kcna-article/?0038638e
16:46 jurov dunno really, just what i remembered from their talk
16:46 dub worth a read, hilariouis
16:46 dub However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him.
16:46 mircea_popescu <jurov> they needed funding << right way eh.
16:47 nubbins` However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery
16:47 mircea_popescu this sounds like chinese/korean reeducation stuff
16:48 mircea_popescu o nm. it is.
16:48 asciilifeform these folks need to hire a translator.
16:48 nubbins` recall some time ago i was explaining that being the son of a dog was a grave insult, then they just start throwing numbers in front of it?
16:48 nubbins` "ten times son of a dog!" etc
16:48 asciilifeform read the edicts of Ivan IV, etc
16:48 nubbins` thrice-cursed acts!
16:48 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 110 @ 0.001 = 0.11 BTC
16:48 mircea_popescu son of over nine thousand pig impregnated bitches
16:48 asciilifeform distinctly medieval style
16:48 nubbins` srsly, people will read "thrice-cursed" and gasp 3x as hard
16:49 asciilifeform or a document like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks
16:49 mircea_popescu nubbins` the byzantines invented inflation, for all practical purposes
16:49 mircea_popescu they didn't stop with the currency.
16:49 asciilifeform as if imperial rome hadn't debased coins
16:49 mircea_popescu there's a slight difference between rape and murder.
16:50 dub mpoe-pr could have penned this, its great
16:50 mircea_popescu lmao
16:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC
16:52 nubbins` "we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother."
16:52 mircea_popescu that part is so very romanian.
16:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 750 @ 0.001 = 0.75 BTC
16:53 asciilifeform i've always thought of 'FYM' as a slavic thing.
16:54 mircea_popescu romanian influence in slavic culture :D
16:55 asciilifeform https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/529570_217373745067854_1151791403_n.jpg and particularly, https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/399919_248300785308483_2018068197_n.jpg
16:55 asciilifeform just the arm.
16:55 mircea_popescu https://www.google.com/search?q=site:trilema.com+%22pe+ma-ta%22&complete=0
16:56 mircea_popescu check out how many times the "your mother" accusatuive is preceded by a fut form, and how many times by anything else.
16:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 38 @ 0.00281001 = 0.1068 BTC [-]
16:58 asciilifeform so let's 'sherlock holmes,' and http://www.st.com/web/catalog/mmc/FM141/SC1169/SS1575/LN1433/PF245091
16:59 mike_c it would be awesome if you published a trezor hack with the cardano release.
16:59 mircea_popescu mike_c is such a shark :D
16:59 asciilifeform difficult, lacking a trezor
16:59 mike_c excuses
17:01 asciilifeform p. 22. sec. 3.13: boot modes.
17:02 asciilifeform 'At startup, boot pins are used to select one out of three boot options: * Boot from user Flash * Boot from system memory * Boot from embedded SRAM'
17:02 Namworld urgh... people are buying SFI on havelock?
17:02 asciilifeform 'The boot loader is located in system memory. It is used to reprogram the Flash memory by
17:02 asciilifeform using USART1 (PA9/PA10), USART3 (PC10/PC11 or PB10/PB11), CAN2 (PB5/PB13), USB
17:02 asciilifeform OTG FS in Device mode (PA11/PA12) through DFU (device firmware upgrade).'
17:03 asciilifeform if they set this up correctly: widget will be hard-wired to boot from 'boot rom' section of FW, which receives upgrade and calculates checksum and rsa sig.
17:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 650 @ 0.001 = 0.65 BTC {2}
17:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00089739 = 8.3457 BTC [-]
17:09 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1221 @ 0.001 = 1.221 BTC
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17:30 thestringpuller I keep hearing footsteps baby, in the dark
17:35 thestringpuller ;;google between the sheets
17:35 gribble Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glhdcJ7K3XM>; Between the Sheets: <http://www.betweenthesheetsinc.com/>; Between the Sheets (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between_the_Sheets_(song)>
17:35 thestringpuller ^- for you mr. mircea_popescu
17:40 jurov !t m s.mpoe
17:40 assbot [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00088706 / 0.00089102 / 0.00090149 (138332 shares, 123.26 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00085548 / 0.00090149 (3357353 shares, 2,872.17 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00082947 / 0.00090149 (8018791 shares, 6,651.36 BTC)
17:40 jurov !t m s.bbet
17:40 assbot [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0006 / 0.0006 / 0.0006 (666 shares, 0.40 BTC), 30D: 0.00045 / 0.00066638 / 0.00075 (47246 shares, 31.48 BTC)
17:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
17:55 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 971 @ 0.00089739 = 0.8714 BTC [-]
17:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 35 @ 0.00297997 = 0.1043 BTC [+]
17:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 5000 @ 0.0005001 = 2.5005 BTC [+] {5}
17:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 198 @ 0.001 = 0.198 BTC
17:58 dub http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lVuhKCYtr4#t=1h04m30s
17:58 ozbot Pete Rock -- PeteStrumentals (10th Anniversary Edition) CD1 - YouTube
17:58 dub freddy foxx is the shit
17:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 3000 @ 0.001 = 3 BTC
18:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1362 @ 0.0005002 = 0.6813 BTC [+]
18:02 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 258 @ 0.00280603 = 0.724 BTC [-] {5}
18:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
18:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 300 @ 0.001 = 0.3 BTC
18:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
18:18 jurov i'm falling in love with electrum, mostly its tinker-friendly python console
18:18 javanomad ;;seen unbalanced
18:18 gribble unbalanced was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 8 hours, 46 minutes, and 4 seconds ago: <unbalanced> Little Bitcoin icon on the package and everything
18:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 45 @ 0.0023 = 0.1035 BTC [+]
18:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.001 = 1 BTC
18:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 28 @ 0.26551429 = 7.4344 BTC [-] {9}
18:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.2614 = 7.842 BTC [-]
18:26 javanomad ;;later tell unbalanced Thanks for letting me know the coffee made it! Many thanks.
18:26 gribble The operation succeeded.
18:30 mircea_popescu jurov the client ?
18:30 jurov yea
18:30 Apocalyptic jurov, sounds interesting, i fell in love with python already heh
18:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.05 = 10 BTC
18:32 jurov only bad thing is, if you don't have own electrum server (with its own hefty blockchain index)
18:33 jurov then it lets your addresses known to the public el nodes
18:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 6300 @ 0.001 = 6.3 BTC {2}
18:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
18:34 benkay ya well one should have ones own copy of the blockchain let's be real here
18:34 mircea_popescu ouch
18:35 mircea_popescu a well i guess it has no other way to do it if you have no blockchain
18:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2405 @ 0.00050998 = 1.2265 BTC [+] {7}
18:37 jurov could be interesting to find out crypto protocol for blind tx filtering.. if that can bbe done at all
18:37 mircea_popescu i dont see how
18:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2500 @ 0.001 = 2.5 BTC
18:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.14799999 = 0.592 BTC [+] {2}
18:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 500 @ 0.001 = 0.5 BTC
18:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 97 @ 0.00297998 = 0.2891 BTC [-]
18:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0028514 = 0.2851 BTC [-] {5}
19:00 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2600 @ 0.00090308 = 2.348 BTC [+]
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19:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.00090593 = 4.3032 BTC [+]
19:20 benkay it's over 9000!
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19:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 17454 @ 0.001 = 17.454 BTC {2}
19:38 thestringpuller ;;estimate
19:38 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 1037354862.97 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
19:41 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00090604 = 4.2584 BTC [+] {2}
19:42 truffles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZWCPUC_ijQ
19:42 ozbot Damien Rice & Melanie Laurent - Everything You're Not Supposed To Be - YouTube
19:45 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27 BTC [+]
19:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 28 @ 0.0099 = 0.2772 BTC [+]
20:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 15186 @ 0.001 = 15.186 BTC
20:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.28499997 BTC [+]
20:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 149 @ 0.001 = 0.149 BTC
20:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.265 = 0.795 BTC [-]
20:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.265 BTC [-]
20:26 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6850 @ 0.00090739 = 6.2156 BTC [+] {2}
20:31 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 8 @ 0.119375 = 0.955 BTC [+] {2}
20:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00090798 = 11.4405 BTC [+] {2}
20:37 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.10255 = 0.2051 BTC [-] {2}
20:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10890 @ 0.00090698 = 9.877 BTC [-] {2}
20:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 497 @ 0.001 = 0.497 BTC
20:52 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16172 @ 0.00090866 = 14.6948 BTC [+] {2}
21:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3026 @ 0.00090377 = 2.7348 BTC [-]
21:14 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4874 @ 0.00090377 = 4.405 BTC [-] {3}
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21:29 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 150 @ 0.001 = 0.15 BTC
21:32 KRS|Gotchawallet stringpuller you around
21:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 241 @ 0.00297997 = 0.7182 BTC [+]
21:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 900 @ 0.00090289 = 0.8126 BTC [-]
21:39 Duffer1 http://www.gog.com/promo/fallout_series_giveaway_winter_promo_2013
21:39 ozbot GOG.com
21:39 Duffer1 ^ free fallout 1, 2, & Tactics
21:43 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8942 @ 0.00090229 = 8.0683 BTC [-]
21:45 jborkl So seedcoin is going to fund MEXBIt. They are going to funnel bitcoin between the us and mexico as the business plan.
21:46 jborkl Fucking genius :(
21:47 nubbins` i don't get it
21:47 nubbins` they're going to print out private keys and smuggle them over the border?
21:47 jborkl Well, as someone who lives close to mexico. They would end up dead very shortly
21:48 jborkl I guess they think there is a shortage of ways to get $ into mexico
21:49 nubbins` i'm just not sure in what other context it would make sense to have a service that moves btc from one country to another
21:49 nubbins` do they even internet?
21:49 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3600 @ 0.00090229 = 3.2482 BTC [-]
21:49 jborkl Lol, not so much
21:49 mike_c i can't tell if their webpage is broken or just really bad
21:49 nubbins` it can be two things
21:51 jborkl Maybe kidnappings can be paid in btc
21:57 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00090229 = 3.8347 BTC [-]
21:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 374 @ 0.00149824 = 0.5603 BTC [-] {10}
22:00 nubbins` anyone here own a 3d printer?
22:01 mikaeldice I have access to one
22:02 mikaeldice My workplace bought one for us to play with
22:02 mikaeldice The makerbot
22:03 mikaeldice I'm trying to think of a way to prove that a wallet is on a specific machine
22:03 mikaeldice There's an ip address encoded into a transaction, right? Maybe I can have the machine sign a message or something
22:04 nubbins` eh...
22:04 pigeons no no ip address
22:04 nubbins` you could have a thousand machines sharing an ip
22:04 mikaeldice hmm..
22:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 120 @ 0.001 = 0.12 BTC
22:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 623 @ 0.00051 = 0.3177 BTC [+]
22:05 mikaeldice I want to make a bet on the strength of the security software being used on the computer, that given the root password and an unencrypted wallet, that still nobody could steal the wallet
22:05 nubbins` well, when you say a specific machine
22:05 truffles bitcoin hunter
22:05 nubbins` how are you planning to identify the machine?
22:05 nubbins` by the os install? the hard drive? the mobo? etc
22:05 nubbins` all can fail and be replaced
22:05 asciilifeform http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1352
22:05 ozbot Loper OS ยป Dukedom for Sale.
22:07 mikaeldice hostname/IP.. I'd probably use linux on EC2, then have the machine run a little program that interfaces with bitcoind and gives out the password whenever someone gives it a bitcoin
22:07 KRS|Gotchawallet EC2 is great
22:07 KRS|Gotchawallet you can probably get it for free even
22:07 mikaeldice Then they can login and try breaking past the rest of the security. Or they can skip the fee and break it without root's password
22:08 mikaeldice But I need a provable way to show that the wallet is on that machine that they're given access to, or people will yell scam
22:09 mikaeldice Each time someone buys the root login, the bitcoin would be added to the wallet for a total pot.. I'd keep it after a month if nobody could break the security
22:09 mikaeldice Or maybe I'd just let it ride forever
22:10 truffles which ppl will yell scam
22:10 mikaeldice People who can't get the wallet, people who think that giving away root access is too permissive and that it's impossible to block root
22:11 mikaeldice Maybe I'd throw something up on bitbet too.. that would be fun to watch
22:11 mike_c you know, i tried urbit and asked for destroyers. never got an answer.
22:11 truffles cant tell if ure trying to fix or exploit :D
22:12 mikaeldice lol, truffles. It'd be a test of sorts, to prove the security software out. If it can hold up to an open invitation to the bitcoin community to try to break it, then I'd say it's relatively secure
22:15 Apocalyptic mikaeldice, would the wallet be encrypted ?
22:15 mikaeldice Nope
22:15 Apocalyptic that's a good starting point, otherwise it doesn't make sense
22:16 Apocalyptic so you provide us with root access to a machine containing a wallet.dat file with the actual (pubkey,privkey) to an address holding coins
22:16 mikaeldice Unencrypted, open SSH port, and optionally pay for a valid root login. The payment gets added to the same wallet hosted on the server
22:17 mikaeldice But I need a way to prove that the wallet is there
22:17 Apocalyptic any hardware firewall ?
22:18 mikaeldice EC2's security groupings on ports other than 80 and 22
22:18 Apocalyptic software firewall ?
22:18 mikaeldice Nah, I could disable iptables
22:18 Apocalyptic ok
22:18 mikaeldice I'd even make a little webapp that interacts with bitcoind so there's another vector for attack
22:19 Apocalyptic "try breaking past the rest of the security" // i guess figuring this out is a part of the challenge
22:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6958 @ 0.00090229 = 6.2781 BTC [-]
22:20 mikaeldice Yep, but I'll give you a hint, it involves kernel level protection
22:20 Apocalyptic yum
22:20 Apocalyptic so you built a custom kernel ?
22:20 kakobrekla something unhackable this week does not mean unhackable
22:20 Apocalyptic indeed kako
22:21 mikaeldice Nope, it'll use a standard linux kernel.. probably a major service pack version of either centos or ubuntu
22:22 mikaeldice kakobrekla, I'd leave it up for a month or so, maybe longer. A minimum of a month
22:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10250 @ 0.00089889 = 9.2136 BTC [-]
22:22 Apocalyptic cause if you disable file access by inode to this wallet.dat file on the kernel level, there's no much we can or anyone do
22:22 mikaeldice There will be conditional access allowed, or the webapp won't work
22:22 Apocalyptic obviously
22:23 mikaeldice But yeah, it would be kernel level protection of that sort, Apocalyptic
22:23 Apocalyptic you will have a couple of challengers then :)
22:23 Apocalyptic btc initial pot ?
22:24 mikaeldice I'm not sure.. probably 1 BTC to start with, plus whatever challengers throw in
22:25 kakobrekla you need liek 100 btc to get any srs traction
22:26 nubbins` or offer like 1000 free tries
22:26 Apocalyptic what about to say it's kinda low to be worth serious people's time
22:26 mikaeldice I don't have that to throw around. But I could probably start a bitbet for spectators who don't have access.
22:26 mikaeldice Well, there are unlimited free tries if you want to break SSH login as well
22:26 mikaeldice or break the webapp
22:26 Apocalyptic but 100 is maybe a bit much
22:26 nubbins` heh
22:26 kakobrekla i doubt it would get approved cause you can play it
22:26 Apocalyptic I say 10 BTC is decent
22:27 mikaeldice I'd be keeping a keylogger record of everything so I can see how it's broken if it is broken. Maybe I could throw that up on the webapp for spectators
22:27 Apocalyptic only at the end then
22:27 Apocalyptic or others might pick up ideas/current progressions of competitors
22:27 mikaeldice hmm, true
22:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.10319999 BTC [+]
22:28 mikaeldice But to go back to the original problem, I need a way to prove that the wallet is there to begin with
22:29 mikaeldice Maybe the webapp can sign a message every hour or something, but I don't know if that'll include the IP address where the message was signed
22:30 Apocalyptic well mikaeldice, the bad news is the first broadcast IP can be easily spoofed
22:33 Apocalyptic I think you don't really have a way to proove it's their
22:33 Apocalyptic *there
22:34 mikaeldice Maybe I could have the initial 1 BTC held in escrow, to be given to someone who can force the webapp to display their own bitcoin address
22:34 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9348 @ 0.00089785 = 8.3931 BTC [-] {2}
22:35 mikaeldice and if they can do that, they can grab the whole pot. Or the whole pot could be held in escrow
22:36 Apocalyptic but why couple this with a running bitcoind on the server then ?
22:37 Apocalyptic it's not the actual challenge, is it ? you're trying to prove you security system
22:37 mikaeldice I dunno, the excitement of it. I want to show that a hot wallet can be secured
22:37 Apocalyptic just create a file with a randomhash and secure that
22:37 Apocalyptic the one with the knownledge of the hash can claim the btc price
22:38 Apocalyptic it's the hotwallet problem reduced to a more convenient layout
22:39 mikaeldice true, but it lacks a certain panache.. I'd like to see a hot wallet sitting on a server with open root access for a month unmolested
22:39 Apocalyptic it's the same thing
22:39 mikaeldice Effectively, yeah
22:39 Apocalyptic with a different perception perhaps
22:40 Apocalyptic if you really want to do this bitcoind-hotwallet related
22:41 Apocalyptic hum by the
22:41 Apocalyptic *way, is your security system preventing/monitoring the access to wallet.dat only ?
22:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3882 @ 0.0008951 = 3.4748 BTC [-]
22:42 mikaeldice No, it would protect other things, like disabling program execution of setuid programs that have been modified, and access to the administrative program to the security software
22:42 Apocalyptic in fact I was incorrect, it's not really an equivalent problem
22:43 Apocalyptic in the sense that with bitcoind you have another attack vector to get the privatekey
22:43 Apocalyptic they are loaded in memory at the start I believe, so if one could dump the memspace of bitcoind you have it
22:44 asciilifeform please bring it on. 10 btc of prize is reasonable.
22:44 nubbins` urbit, i dunno
22:45 mikaeldice nice
22:47 mikaeldice I'd go to 10 if my company would sponsor it, but I doubt they would
22:47 mikaeldice I can throw in 1 myself, plus whatever competitors add
22:47 asciilifeform what are the conditions? do we get unprivileged shell access?
22:48 mikaeldice standard root access, but under restrictions from the security software
22:48 asciilifeform root!?
22:49 mikaeldice Yep
22:49 asciilifeform ok let's play!
22:49 mikaeldice root for 1 BTC, or if you want to break into SSH then you can get it for free
22:49 asciilifeform it'll be mostly a footrace though
22:49 iwilcox brendio: Scamming on -assets?
22:49 iwilcox Good luck.
22:50 mikaeldice Not a scam.. when I do actually post the competition it'll be on the forums, and with an escrow for the BTC
22:50 Apocalyptic <asciilifeform> it'll be mostly a footrace though // don't be so sure :)
22:50 mikaeldice I came here to try to find the best way to prove it's not a scam, the best I could come up with is escrow
22:50 mikaeldice I'm open to suggestions
22:50 Apocalyptic mikaeldice, so did you count on that ?
22:51 asciilifeform also does 'root' mean something peculiar on your machine?
22:51 Apocalyptic memdump protection
22:51 asciilifeform so the first-comer reads back your disk blockwise
22:51 Apocalyptic asciilifeform, i assume it's the standard uid=0 access
22:51 mikaeldice I hadn't, but it'll be taken into account now :D
22:52 mikaeldice It'll be root with uid=0, but with kernel level protection in place restricting it's access
22:52 mikaeldice The job of the contest is to bypass that protection
22:52 asciilifeform if i can't execute arbitrary ring0 instructions, i'm not root
22:52 asciilifeform and we're then playing with words
22:52 asciilifeform but if i can, i win.
22:52 asciilifeform or, probably not me, but the first fellow who plays
22:53 mikaeldice I'll leave your hint to this.. somewhere on the system will be an administrative user who can access the security software to disable these protections; the system won't allow you to remove the last security administrator
22:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.10500001 BTC [+]
22:53 asciilifeform can i execute arbitrary ring0 cpu instructions or not?
22:53 asciilifeform that's what 'root' means on planet earth.
22:54 mikaeldice arbitrary? No, or it wouldn't be protected
22:54 asciilifeform then it's a lie
22:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.04002513 = 0.1601 BTC [-] {3}
22:54 asciilifeform and i'm not root.
22:54 asciilifeform just an unprivileged account labeled 'root'
22:55 mikaeldice In that case, there would be effectively no user who is root
22:55 asciilifeform if you want a privilege escalation 0day out of me (or the next guy) it's gonna cost you more than 10btc.
22:55 Apocalyptic asciilifeform, you have one ?
22:55 asciilifeform no comment
22:55 Apocalyptic thought so
22:56 asciilifeform Apocalyptic: why? you'd care to share yours here?
22:56 Apocalyptic not really
22:56 Apocalyptic was just interested if you were into this kind of thing
22:56 Apocalyptic not asking you to disclose anything
22:56 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3118 @ 0.0008951 = 2.7909 BTC [-]
22:57 asciilifeform i do it for a living.
22:57 Apocalyptic oh
22:57 asciilifeform it isn't exciting or glorious.
22:57 Apocalyptic i know some guys working @Vupen
22:57 Apocalyptic yeah, it depends
22:59 Apocalyptic i heard it's kinda badly paid, for what it is
22:59 asciilifeform it's badly paid if you sell exploits as such
23:00 asciilifeform (not to mention the counterparty risk!)
23:00 Apocalyptic depends who you sell to / where i guess
23:01 Apocalyptic russian blackmarket or gov isn't the same rate
23:01 asciilifeform counterparty risk is about the same in either case.
23:01 copumpkin brendio: hey
23:01 brendio whats up you fucking faggot?
23:01 copumpkin ???
23:01 brendio what you want?
23:01 Apocalyptic asciilifeform, what do you mean in this specific case by CP risk ?
23:02 Apocalyptic copumpkin, it's a squatter
23:02 copumpkin I figured
23:02 asciilifeform as in, they club you over the head and take the goods instead of paying
23:02 copumpkin the real one wouldn't call me that
23:02 asciilifeform or, if you deliver prior to payment, simply abscond.
23:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4008 @ 0.0008951 = 3.5876 BTC [-]
23:03 Apocalyptic i somehow assumed in this case of business they pay prior to delivery
23:03 asciilifeform then the risk is on the buyer. you could easily sell the 'whore's virginity' many times.
23:03 asciilifeform afaik this is actually the norm in '0day markets'
23:06 Apocalyptic if you're a well known corp like Vupen there's no much risk for the buyer
23:06 asciilifeform sure.
23:06 asciilifeform but i'm not vupen. and, afaik, you are also not vupen.
23:06 Apocalyptic indeed
23:07 asciilifeform nor do i particularly wish to be vupen.
23:07 Apocalyptic why so ?
23:08 asciilifeform because i'm me.
23:08 asciilifeform don't need to be someone else.
23:12 Apocalyptic i'm sure you are you, how is that revelant to why you're not wishing to work @vupen eludes me
23:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02301114 = 0.2531 BTC [-] {5}
23:16 nubbins` how is it irrelevant? :D
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