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← 2013-12-07 | 2013-12-09 →
00:10 mircea_popescu the20year1 "our attuneys say so and so"
00:11 mircea_popescu guy walks in a bar, asks some other guy "hey, are you an attuney ?" "sure pal" "ok don't you agree i could build an exchange ?" "sure pal"
00:11 mircea_popescu exchange #5893490583094 is thus born.
00:11 mircea_popescu sorry, i mean bit5893490583094coin
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00:46 KRS|gotyawallet ;;seen vexual
00:46 gribble vexual was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 16 hours, 10 minutes, and 38 seconds ago: <Vexual> www
00:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 31 @ 0.0077 = 0.2387 BTC
01:01 KRS|gotyawallet https://soundcloud.com/#ytcracker/ytcracker-x-skrillex-x-damian
01:01 ozbot SoundCloud - Share Your Sounds
01:03 KRS|gotyawallet The robot voice in that song makes me imagine a giant doomsday alien robot on armageddon day destroying a city and killing people with laser-ray eyes and explosive charges launching from devices mounted to its hands.
01:04 KRS|gotyawallet having a rather square body and head with smaller but long legs
~ 1 hours 42 minutes ~
02:46 KRS|gotyawallet lmao
02:46 KRS|gotyawallet claudioc: anyone wanna donate some coins to me?? i have no way to payoff this 2nd mortgage now... c mon guys u have my money at least let me get 0.1 btc
02:46 Duffer1 do you have his wallet?
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03:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2500 @ 0.00045113 = 1.1278 BTC [-] {5}
03:14 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.31400836 BTC [-]
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04:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00297525 = 2.9753 BTC [+] {7}
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04:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32298789 BTC [+]
04:42 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32298789 BTC [+]
04:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 871 @ 0.0030468 = 2.6538 BTC [+]
04:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3140258 = 1.2561 BTC [-] {2}
05:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1075 @ 0.0028466 = 3.0601 BTC [-] {9}
05:07 jurov http://megiontechnologies.com/career.html multicultural team ftw
05:07 ozbot Megion R&D: About
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05:37 Kleeck .d
05:37 ozbot 707408283.05150 | Next Diff in 434 blocks | Estimated Change: 25.4033% in 2d 5h 47m 11s
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06:04 Diablo-D3 +ticker
06:04 Diablo-D3 ;;ticker
06:04 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 762.01529, Best ask: 769.99999, Bid-ask spread: 7.98470, Last trade: 760.23281, 24 hour volume: 48633.24355535, 24 hour low: 653.0001, 24 hour high: 860.0, 24 hour vwap: 745.14452
06:15 KRS|gotyawallet o/
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07:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 138 @ 0.00298498 = 0.4119 BTC [+]
07:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 27 @ 0.31287049 = 8.4475 BTC [-] {12}
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07:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1712 @ 0.00011899 = 0.2037 BTC [+]
07:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1000 @ 0.00049998 = 0.5 BTC [+]
08:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 8 @ 0.15249999 = 1.22 BTC [+] {2}
08:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 222 @ 0.00297619 = 0.6607 BTC [-] {2}
08:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 153 @ 0.0029 = 0.4437 BTC [-] {2}
08:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 48 @ 0.00297359 = 0.1427 BTC [+]
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08:38 mircea_popescu ;;ticker
08:38 gribble MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 740.0, Best ask: 745.0, Bid-ask spread: 5.00000, Last trade: 745.0, 24 hour volume: 45162.82997989, 24 hour low: 653.0001, 24 hour high: 860.0, 24 hour vwap: 731.95439
08:48 mircea_popescu so if i google sweets for my sweet result #2 is the drifters (black ppl), #3 is the searchers (white people)
08:48 mircea_popescu ergo white man can't sweet.
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09:07 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10456 @ 0.00078594 = 8.2178 BTC [+]
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09:35 thestringpuller mircea_popescu, what the heck foo? Keeping the price from reaching pluto
09:36 mircea_popescu maybe it has no business on pluto
09:38 thestringpuller I think there is a correlation between an exchange's life expectancy and the quality of the "businesses" it IPO's
09:38 thestringpuller lol
09:38 thestringpuller Based on this formula, Havelock should be shutting down any day now.
09:40 mircea_popescu there definitely is a correlation.
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09:55 pankkake I already consider what I have left in havelock as lost
09:56 pankkake but really, fuck all this shit
09:56 Apocalyptic you mad pankkake .
09:56 pankkake yes
09:56 pankkake also headeaches don't help. but anyway, yeah :(
09:56 Apocalyptic because of BF ?
09:57 pankkake just a general feeling that any of these guys would scam if they could
09:57 thestringpuller scamming doesn't pay, unless you're in your death throes
09:58 thestringpuller even then it doesn't pay
09:58 Apocalyptic well scammers gonna scam, that's what they do, and in bitcoinland there's a ton of them
10:04 thestringpuller send money to firstbits 1scamyou
10:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 6568 @ 0.00011898 = 0.7815 BTC [-] {2}
10:06 mircea_popescu i
10:06 mircea_popescu 'm with Apocalyptic
10:06 mircea_popescu with freedom comes the horde of people who misunderstand what freedom is all about.
10:06 mircea_popescu no way to fix that, really.
10:06 Apocalyptic yeah
10:06 mircea_popescu no good reason to care, tbh, their problem, let them fix it.
10:06 Apocalyptic don't expect some random dude opening a bitcointalk post about his service to be legit
10:07 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic you'd think that'd be obvious, you know ?
10:07 Apocalyptic mircea, somehow it isn't, go figure
10:07 thestringpuller WITH GREAT FREEDOM COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
10:07 thestringpuller or at least that's what my dead uncle told me
10:07 mircea_popescu the cave early behaviour partially to blame. also, the first few years everyone was new by the very definition.
10:07 mircea_popescu needed some time to create histories.
10:08 thestringpuller start-ups don't like history
10:08 thestringpuller because they want all the money now without providing any value
10:08 mircea_popescu but take nanotube. he doesn't say much, but was here since before me, and he ain't scamming anyone.
10:08 mircea_popescu thestringpuller adolescents generally don't like history.
10:08 mircea_popescu it puts all their shortcomings in such a cruel light.
10:08 mircea_popescu it's unfair i tell you!
10:08 thestringpuller @_@ history is the shit
10:09 thestringpuller it's how you know what came to be
10:09 thestringpuller unfortunately history can be "modified" after the fact, but I think that is GPG contract's greatest assets
10:09 thestringpuller being able to make history "truthful"
10:09 mircea_popescu now that's an interesting way to look at it...
10:09 mircea_popescu i guess so huh. it creates a whole new class of artifact.
10:10 mircea_popescu pottery, stone tablets, gpg signed matter...
10:10 pankkake it's not about issuers. yes, most of them don't care to make their investors whole
10:10 pankkake but even the so-called investors
10:11 pankkake pump the scam to death, praise shitty action because it profits them, etc
10:12 mircea_popescu well inasmuch as antyone can call himself an investor...
10:12 mircea_popescu here's an idea : if you dont have a mpex acct youre too poor to be an investor.
10:15 thestringpuller pankkake: you can still profit on that action though even if you're a real investor
10:15 thestringpuller i remember mircea_popescu made some 100 btc off of AM swings
10:15 thestringpuller in a single day
10:15 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3129 BTC [+]
10:16 pankkake of course you can. you can even profit from altcoins, so?
10:16 pankkake btw this scammer had a mpex account https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=144622.0
10:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.31299499 = 0.626 BTC [+] {2}
10:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.31299 BTC [-]
10:19 thestringpuller DeadTerra is a scammer now?
10:19 thestringpuller what'd he do again? he did those passthru's but what happened?
10:19 pankkake just being sloppy then abandonning his PTs
10:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.319067 = 0.9572 BTC [+] {3}
10:20 pankkake the asicminer pt on bitfunder is still a mess
10:20 kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=40976
10:20 ozbot Login
10:20 pankkake all that trust. riiiight
10:20 pankkake ugh
10:20 kakobrekla see my rating
10:20 kakobrekla :p
10:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.319002 BTC [-]
10:21 pankkake I know… but I also have TAT in my trust root
10:21 thestringpuller oh god
10:21 thestringpuller my eyes are bleeding reading this thread
10:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.31299199 = 1.252 BTC [-] {4}
10:24 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.31900005 = 1.276 BTC [+] {4}
10:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.31298995 = 0.626 BTC [-] {2}
10:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.31299926 = 0.939 BTC [+] {3}
10:32 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.319001 BTC [+]
10:32 mircea_popescu pankkake i said investor :D
10:32 mircea_popescu and o wow, deadterra is nao a scammer ?
10:32 mircea_popescu only mpex account holder i ever had on ignore.
10:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.31900605 = 1.276 BTC [+] {4}
10:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.312999 BTC [-]
10:35 thestringpuller mircea_popescu: you may have an answer to this.
10:35 thestringpuller what is the best system for public key distribution that enforces validity?
10:35 thestringpuller given person A and person B have never met
10:36 pankkake namecoin!
10:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3129663 = 0.9389 BTC [-] {3}
10:36 thestringpuller @_@
10:38 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.31900779 = 1.276 BTC [+] {4}
10:38 thestringpuller can you really trust keyservers mr. pankkake ?
10:38 mircea_popescu thestringpuller the system i now use works on the assumption either A or B are famous.
10:38 pankkake well you should only trust the *fingerprint*, no matter how the key is distributed
10:38 mircea_popescu i publish my key. now you know it is in fact mine. you send me yours. now i know it's yours.
10:39 pankkake beware that the small fingerprint you often see can have collisions
10:39 thestringpuller hmmmm
10:39 mircea_popescu pankkake that's the keyid.
10:39 mircea_popescu the fingerprint is the whole thing.
10:39 thestringpuller i would assume that the keyservers WoT uses will eventually encompass the bitcoin community that matters no?
10:39 thestringpuller thus as long as the keyserver isn't compromised you can trust the key distribution?
10:40 pankkake it's the first characters of the fingerprint or something? anyway, it shouldn't be relied on, but sadly it is
10:40 mircea_popescu that eventually is misplaced. it originally was the case, back in 2011.
10:40 mircea_popescu then as various ignorant noobs got added that figure they "know shit" and "have businesses" and so on...
10:40 mircea_popescu easiest test in the book. you're not in the wot, you're not to be taken seriously. 5000 reddit votes notwithstanding.
10:41 mircea_popescu pankkake afaik it's the last.
10:42 mircea_popescu j'ai formater mon disque dure et j'ai perdu ma wallet et j'ai que la clé. est ce que je peut recuperer mon bitcoin a partir de la clé
10:42 mircea_popescu bwaghag
10:42 mircea_popescu o lordy.
10:43 pankkake I usually say that the only way people learn to backup is by painful experience (like I did :|)
10:43 pankkake bitcoin is going to make it even more painful
10:45 pankkake hehe "unfortunately the activity in the Securities section lately seems to be dominated primarily by one of two things: 1) people trying to recover funds from an old "investment" that was poorly managed or an outright scam, or 2) people trying to attract funds for a new "investment" that is poorly managed or an outright scam"
10:45 mircea_popescu and 3. mpoe-pr going "see here", "fuck you" and "retard"
10:46 pankkake I read again the https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=106391.0 and it made much more sense
10:47 mircea_popescu lessstupid.net
10:47 mircea_popescu to quote my good friend pankkake, he said : "the only way people learn to backup is by painful experience"
10:49 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 10 @ 0.04853004 = 0.4853 BTC [-] {5}
10:57 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.32038333 = 3.8446 BTC [+] {4}
10:58 thestringpuller http://www.coinion.com/2013/12/07/employee-asks-to-be-paid-in-bitcoins-buys-company-the-next-day/
10:58 mircea_popescu hahaha cool.
10:58 mircea_popescu who runs coinonion ?
10:59 pankkake The United States dollar, a real-life currency created by a group of revolutionaries after overthrowing the local authorities in North America, has almost doubled in value over the last 24 hours.
10:59 mircea_popescu :D
11:00 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=354054.0
11:00 ozbot Introducing: The Coinion, Bitcoin's Finest News Source Onion-clone for Bitcoin
11:01 thestringpuller good stuff
11:02 mircea_popescu pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=354054.msg3878420#msg3878420
11:02 mircea_popescu dun dun dun
11:02 pankkake nice
11:02 mircea_popescu i wonder how many people realise that is actually MORE than what the average senior editor of fortune.com is paid on a per-article basis.
11:03 pankkake depend on how much a 2015 bitcoin is worth
11:03 thestringpuller fortune.com has an editor?
11:04 mircea_popescu pankkake i meant today.
11:16 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.02716001 = 0.8148 BTC [-] {8}
11:18 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02700001 = 0.135 BTC [-] {2}
11:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.1525 = 0.915 BTC [+]
11:21 thestringpuller ;;seen jurov
11:21 gribble jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 hours, 13 minutes, and 56 seconds ago: <jurov> http://megiontechnologies.com/career.html multicultural team ftw
11:23 jurov *rubs eyes* who keeps bothering me?
11:24 mircea_popescu lol gmornin
11:25 jurov mornin
11:27 jurov $avg
11:27 mpexbot jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
11:28 mircea_popescu i wonder if smickles reads his gribble later tells.
11:29 mircea_popescu to state it for the record : i will never read a pdf "financial report" of something trying to call itself a bitcoin public company.
11:30 mircea_popescu if you're publishing pdf reportsa that means that 1. you're not part of bitcoin finance and 2. the most you will get is ridicule.
11:31 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, what's so wrong with pdfs ? except the obvious potential security issues
11:31 pankkake meh
11:32 pankkake there are bigger fish to fry
11:32 pankkake at least it's a report, beats 99% of securities
11:33 pankkake the French say "there are other cats to flog", much better
11:34 nubbins` heh
11:35 jurov thestringpuller pm
11:35 mircea_popescu except ?!
11:35 nubbins` d'autres chats!
11:35 mircea_popescu pankkake it's a good idea to get people used to doing the right thing early.
11:35 mircea_popescu this is a huge fish to skin, in that it costs nothing to establish correct precedent, and it'll be perfectly imossible to fix once a microsoft exists
11:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 3 @ 0.15333333 = 0.46 BTC [-] {3}
11:36 mircea_popescu so please, for the love of your own future and for the love of the future of your kids and the young women you fuck and will probably survive you :
11:36 mircea_popescu do not motherfucking read pdf "reports".
11:36 mircea_popescu they ain't reports, they're stupidorts.
11:37 nubbins` even if they have two-inch margins on all sides?
11:38 mircea_popescu even if.
11:40 mircea_popescu and the same princuople goes to the "devteam" retards implememnting pki
11:40 mircea_popescu since we're on the topic.
11:41 jurov send niggers.txt instead
11:41 Apocalyptic :)
11:44 mircea_popescu totally.
11:45 nubbins` https://onlycoin.com/
11:45 nubbins` interesting idea, no chip+PIN support and therefore useless
11:47 mircea_popescu "as seen on" is the mark of failure i've noticed.
11:47 nubbins` also gotta say i fucking hate this new "endless scroll" type of website
11:47 nubbins` "features don't impress you? how about the new york times logo?"
11:48 mircea_popescu at least some idiots got the "coin" name, that's a relief.
11:48 nubbins` heh
11:48 nubbins` "all your cards. one coin. unless you live outside of the usa, in which case none of your cards."
11:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 18 @ 0.02700001 = 0.486 BTC [+] {3}
11:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.027 = 0.81 BTC [-]
11:51 Apocalyptic man I love arch, such a neat distro
11:51 thestringpuller are we talking about that coin card
11:51 thestringpuller which is a joke
11:52 Apocalyptic doesn't come with all the useless shit you'll never use anyway like in debian
11:52 thestringpuller all the "Computer Scientist" are raving about
11:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.14 = 0.28 BTC [-]
11:52 mircea_popescu thestringpuller right.
11:52 mircea_popescu that's the other mark of failure.
11:52 nubbins` truth sauce
11:52 nubbins` i mean
11:52 nubbins` i'm a "computer scientist"
11:52 nubbins` wtf do i know about anything?
11:56 mircea_popescu you read wired religiously.
11:58 pankkake Apocalyptic: http://repository.headfucking.net/Images/Nerdy/distros.png http://repository.headfucking.net/Images/Nerdy/archlinux.png (though I do like Arch, the devs clearly aren't as good as Gentoo's)
11:58 thestringpuller Gentoo takes too long to install shit on slow computers due to compile source at installation time
11:59 pankkake I know :/ I still run it on a Celeron 500 MHz
11:59 thestringpuller lololol
11:59 thestringpuller that must be painful
11:59 thestringpuller emerge links2
11:59 thestringpuller 30 minutes remaining
11:59 pankkake well it doesn't have many packages and enabled features thankfully :)
12:03 Apocalyptic thestringpuller, you do compile from source on arch too
12:03 thestringpuller oh really?
12:03 thestringpuller i thought pacman just brought in newest packages, and those were compiled remote
12:03 thestringpuller i haven't used arch just gentoo so I don't know
12:04 pankkake there is the AUR, which is basically user-contributed builds
12:04 pankkake but for obvious security reasons they aren't allowed to distribute the binaries, only the build instructions
12:05 pankkake it's a good idea, though the quality isn't always there ;)
12:05 mircea_popescu has anyone so far tried to sneak malware in through ascii build ionstructions ?
12:06 pankkake build instructions in documentation, or in scripts? I'm sure most people don't check the build scripts, even from untrusted sources
12:07 mircea_popescu heh.
12:07 pankkake ubuntu PPA look like they're built the right way, user uploads source, but trusted third party builds
12:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5550 @ 0.00078742 = 4.3702 BTC [+]
12:08 pankkake there's http://gitian.org/ too
12:08 thestringpuller doesn't ppa require you to sign the package?
12:09 thestringpuller the third party that is
12:09 pankkake the source package maybe? and then they sign the binary? this is just guesses, I never did it
12:11 mircea_popescu uyah ubuntu had the right idea there.
12:16 thestringpuller http://online.wsj.com/news/article_email/SB10001424052702304096104579240213383697076-lMyQjAxMTAzMDAwODEwNDgyWj - wow
12:16 thestringpuller just
12:16 thestringpuller wow
12:17 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 684 @ 0.002956 = 2.0219 BTC [+] {2}
12:17 Apocalyptic "world's finest financial writers" // read our senior editors who have no clue
12:18 pankkake also, that "tulip mania" thing is probably a myth
12:18 pankkake there's only one source ever, no trace of actual losses
12:19 pankkake http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/tulipmania
12:19 ozbot How much of the legend of the 17th-Century tulipmania is true?
12:20 thestringpuller I write better than this for papers due in school and still get points marked off, yet this gets through the editors?
12:20 thestringpuller i don't want to live in this country anymore
12:20 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1805 @ 0.00296756 = 5.3564 BTC [+] {5}
12:21 kakobrekla thats not a matter of country.
12:21 pankkake it's the same everywhere. it's the planet
12:21 mircea_popescu pankkake nah, it wasn't a myth
12:21 kakobrekla id bet its the universe
12:21 pankkake let's go te the moon together
12:21 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 102 @ 0.00298497 = 0.3045 BTC [+] {2}
12:21 mircea_popescu and there are traces. for instance the aggrivied merchants petitioned the court to rule on whether people who bought on promise are liable for the value promised or for the value actual
12:22 mircea_popescu the court ruled fuck you.
12:22 pankkake they didn't invent bailouts yet?
12:22 mircea_popescu anyway, the bs is funny. "none of the obsolete people have any idea of why exactly it is they're obsolete"
12:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1217 @ 0.00298611 = 3.6341 BTC [+] {5}
12:22 mircea_popescu well fucking duh with pink fringe and a lemon slice on top
12:22 mircea_popescu if they did have a clue they would be here.
12:23 mircea_popescu pankkake no, at the time freedom was a living thing.
12:24 pankkake I'm not that convinced Bitcoin Is The Future. actually, the feeling that is was dominated by 15-year-old gamers with GPUs made me stay away for long (well, I'd be rich if I didn't)
12:24 pankkake but everything that was almost-working is failing
12:25 mircea_popescu it's the future alright.
12:27 Apocalyptic I think we agree on that
12:27 pankkake I have no doubts that fiat is dead/dying. just doubts about bitcoin surviving it
12:28 pankkake well, the best would be that I try to build something interesting around bitcoin instead of lamenting :)
12:29 mircea_popescu :p
12:30 Apocalyptic go for it pankkake !
12:40 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.003 = 3 BTC [+] {3}
12:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 52 @ 0.003 = 0.156 BTC [+]
12:43 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.003 = 0.315 BTC [+] {3}
12:46 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 42 @ 0.003 = 0.126 BTC [+]
12:48 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5200 @ 0.00078742 = 4.0946 BTC [+]
12:58 Apocalyptic mircea_popescu, what are your thoughts about protoshares ?
13:06 thestringpuller Jun 2016: today Ben Bernanke addressed congress, "I have been replaced by a computer network, and am unfortunatley obsolete. I have no idea how this happened but I reccommend the US switch the Bitcoin standard."
13:06 KRS1 haha
13:06 kakobrekla the next moment btc crashes
13:06 nubbins` lel
13:08 pankkake http://fakevalley.com/greenspans-bitcoin-comment-triggers-an-algo-trading-frenzy/
13:08 ozbot Bitcoin Enthusiasts Thrilled After Greenspan Calls Bitcoin A 'Bubble' - FakeValley
13:08 pankkake love the "I go all-in on anything he calls a bubble"
13:09 KRS1 Chatter everywhere says they've tracked down the elusive fontas. Here is a picture of him: http://www.strangefunkidz.com/images/content/117901.jpg
13:10 pankkake the best haircut altcoins can buy
13:11 KRS1 seren1ty: Fontas punched my wife in the face last night. This morning she pooped bitcoins.
13:22 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 30 @ 0.0077 = 0.231 BTC
13:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.0029995 = 2.9995 BTC [-]
13:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1500 @ 0.00299991 = 4.4999 BTC [-]
13:40 mircea_popescu Apocalyptic nothing good, but too soon to be definite.
13:41 mircea_popescu i thought fontas was usagi's otherkin
13:41 thestringpuller usagi is using a new moniker now?
13:42 thestringpuller he still owes me 15 btc
13:42 thestringpuller not like he could ever payt hat
13:42 Apocalyptic what is usagi remembered for these days ,
13:42 thestringpuller insurance fraud
13:42 thestringpuller mining fraud
13:42 thestringpuller fake silver
13:42 thestringpuller lol
13:42 pankkake fake silver? :o
13:43 thestringpuller jk, that was me trolling, but he ran a btc->silver fund
13:45 thestringpuller I'm in the middle of processing TU.SILVER holders right now, in fact I just handled a 10 oz and a 40oz redemption (the 40 is shipping out today if the post office is open). No one's silver is missing.
13:45 thestringpuller Just send me a message signed with your public withdrawal address and I'll get back to you. As you can imagine going to the post office 40 or 50 times is a little time consuming with everything else I have to do. Thx ^^
13:45 thestringpuller or you know you could just cash settle the shares by you know liquidating the silver into BTC
13:45 thestringpuller but who am I to judge
13:47 pankkake I like the idea of silver or gold funds, but they don't seem to last long
13:47 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 109 @ 0.00299991 = 0.327 BTC [-]
13:47 thestringpuller whatever happened to coinabul?
13:48 jurov thestringpuller afaik there were problems caused by exchange rate fluctuations and undelivered packages
13:58 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 4510 @ 0.00049997 = 2.2549 BTC [+] {5}
13:59 thestringpuller i need a gucci hoodie
14:00 thestringpuller someone hook me up with a gucci hoodie
14:05 Kleeck .d
14:05 ozbot 707408283.05150 | Next Diff in 353 blocks | Estimated Change: 26.7046% in 1d 18h 58m 48s
14:08 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.00299908 = 2.9991 BTC [-] {6}
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14:23 thestringpuller ;;seen jurov
14:23 gribble jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 35 minutes and 7 seconds ago: <jurov> thestringpuller afaik there were problems caused by exchange rate fluctuations and undelivered packages
14:24 mircea_popescu pankkake usagi ran a nest of lolcompanies in 2012,
14:25 pankkake yeah I saw that
14:25 mircea_popescu they kept selling insurance policies to one another and then foregoing on collecting and all sorts of nutty accounting schemes
14:25 mircea_popescu it was a texbook example of, give a kitten a computer, it's going to take a nap on it
14:32 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=289730.msg3880810#msg3880810 mother of gods
14:32 ozbot [IPVO] [Multiple Exchanges] Neo & Bee - LMB Holdings
14:32 mircea_popescu lol
14:32 mircea_popescu ty
14:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.0268608 = 0.1343 BTC [-] {2}
14:36 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 44 @ 0.00301 = 0.1324 BTC [+]
14:49 mircea_popescu so i just took a bite out of a usb stick
14:49 mircea_popescu because i had some chocklate on my table and i reached for it w/o looking
14:49 jcpham it usually takes me 3 tries to plug in usb
14:50 mircea_popescu oddly enough, into the mouth it plugs on the 1st try
14:50 jcpham i bet
14:51 mircea_popescu they sjould make these things sturdier thno
14:51 mircea_popescu i fucking bent it
14:51 jcpham all of mine ar just bare pcb's
14:51 jcpham the plastic case always breask
15:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [7C] 25 @ 0.0077 = 0.1925 BTC
15:09 thestringpuller lol on of my buddies just made a storyboard for a nice intro to gpg video
15:09 thestringpuller that states "If you want to enter the crypto currency game, you need to use crypto!"
15:13 mircea_popescu win.
15:14 pankkake mircea_popescu: you might like https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=358820.msg3874939#msg3874939
15:15 pankkake but doing this (risking money just to disprove random guys) tells me it's time to step away from the computer
15:16 mircea_popescu you know how patrick harnett got sunk right ?
15:16 pankkake don't know who that is at all
15:17 mircea_popescu a!
15:17 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=121915.0
15:17 ozbot Scammer tag: PatrickHarnett
15:18 mircea_popescu so i guess i'm at least 500 btc ahead of you in that game
15:18 pankkake :o
15:18 mircea_popescu i ain't steppin' away, i'm steppin ON.
15:20 thestringpuller Patrick Harnett is still playing banker?!?!?
15:20 mircea_popescu nah, but pankkake is starting down the glorious path of "here's 0.1 btc says you're fulla shit"
15:21 mircea_popescu which, incidentally, is why god created money in the first place.
15:21 thestringpuller that is how you busted open his scam though
15:21 pankkake actually I linked for the replies
15:22 pankkake why god created money? so you're satoshi?
15:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15 BTC [-]
15:24 thestringpuller did you ever get any of that deposit back btw mircea_popescu ?
15:24 mircea_popescu no.
15:24 thestringpuller man woe is the days of 2012
15:24 mircea_popescu the guy, of course, claims he has been making payments, except, of course, to meanies such as me, who wouldn't lie about how he defaulted in the first place.
15:25 thestringpuller ;;gettrust PatrickHarnett
15:25 gribble WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user thestringpuller to user PatrickHarnett: Level 1: 0, Level 2: -4 via 1 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=thestringpuller&dest=PatrickHarnett | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=PatrickHarnett | Rated since: Tue Mar 6 17:02:32 2012
15:25 thestringpuller lol
15:25 mircea_popescu which, incidentally, is pretty much the oldest trick in the scambook, try and stack the incentives so that people won't report.
15:26 thestringpuller i wonder what these "bankers" thought they would invest in...
15:26 thestringpuller it feels like people were taking loans to pay loans to pay loans
15:27 mircea_popescu aka pulling yourself out of the shit by your breeches
15:27 pankkake isn't it what people do in the fiat world?
15:27 thestringpuller in the fiat world people take insurance out on a loan default
15:27 thestringpuller then bribe the loanee to repay the loan late
15:27 mircea_popescu lol
15:27 thestringpuller aka burning down the bar for the insurance money
15:27 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2013/a-simple-example-as-to-why-fiat-institutions-cant-stand/#comment-96662 << this is proceeding nicely.
15:28 ozbot A simple example as to why fiat institutions can’t stand pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
15:29 mircea_popescu so i got this very dry supposed horse salamy from this weird neoprotestant group that's trying to start a sort of crafts convent
15:30 mircea_popescu this shit is so good i'm getting suspicious
15:32 thestringpuller i think one benefit of GPG contracts in the long run is as bitcoin ages, the barrier of entry into WoT becomes much higher
15:32 pankkake I wouldn't trust any romanian food
15:32 truffles lol
15:32 pankkake well I suppose to enter the WoT you'd need older people to vouch you, and to risk a bit of their reputation
15:33 Apocalyptic <mircea_popescu> this shit is so good i'm getting suspicious // horse salamy from Hungaria is the best
15:33 truffles horse, the next red meat?
15:34 mircea_popescu pankkake you kidding ? romanian food > french food.
15:34 truffles 0.0
15:34 mircea_popescu i kid you not.
15:34 thestringpuller pankkake: exactly, that means 1) you know someone who is reputable IRL and get rated accordingly based on business doings there, or 2) you start from the bottom which will get lower and lower
15:35 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 175 @ 0.00301 = 0.5268 BTC [+]
15:35 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.00078841 = 2.3652 BTC [+] {2}
15:35 thestringpuller all scammers seem to do is make the distance between the bottom of the barrel and the truly trustworthy larger to traverse
15:36 truffles chicken breast schnitzel doesnt sound like Romanian origins
15:36 pigeons hores salamy is people
15:36 pankkake mircea_popescu: http://www.france24.com/en/20130209-findus-horsemeat-ready-meals-lasagne-food-scare-europe-contamination-uk-france-sweden
15:36 pankkake not that I would ever eat anything from Findus
15:36 mircea_popescu which is a valuable public service.
15:36 thestringpuller but alas there will always be n00bs killed by the woodchipper
15:36 truffles saami ..
15:36 nubbins` horse is big in quebec
15:36 thestringpuller ;;google site:trilema.com the woodchipper
15:36 gribble The story of Pointless and Witless pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea ...: <http://trilema.com/2013/the-story-of-pointless-and-witless/>
15:36 nubbins` can't buy it elsewhere in canada tho
15:36 nubbins` i'm curious to know how it tastes
15:37 nubbins` well. i shouldn't say you "can't buy" it
15:37 nubbins` it's just never available for sale
15:38 mircea_popescu truffles not a matter of origins or w/e, i'm just saying, i give you and a romanian chick 100 euros each, whoever makes the best platter wins.
15:38 mircea_popescu pigeons lmao
15:39 truffles taste depends on preference
15:39 mircea_popescu got me there.
15:39 mircea_popescu some people for instance have no taste.
15:40 pigeons ;)
15:40 truffles http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977234665 that looks good at least
15:40 ozbot Romanian Food For Supper (recipes included) | Gather
15:41 davout did someone start a french vs. romanian food trell ?
15:42 truffles think so
15:42 truffles french win with just desserts imo
15:42 davout french win, there isn't much more to say, romanian food is pretty good though!
15:43 davout pankkake: all the jokes including horse meat and romanians were already made on this thread around a year ago or sthg like that
15:43 davout s/thread/chan/
15:43 pankkake I figured… and I probably did it once already too :/
15:44 pankkake French cuisine is quite generic, south west and south east are already quite different
15:44 truffles orly
15:46 truffles http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/61233877.jpg guess they aim for the weird
15:46 mircea_popescu davout for some values of someone
15:47 mircea_popescu but anyway! romanian > french, strictly because the french agriculture died in the 60s
15:47 mircea_popescu romania is still there. i can go to a peasant house and buy a "hand"smoked ham, or raw milk. it'd be half a mile away
15:47 Apocalyptic that's awesome
15:48 mircea_popescu you *can* get stuff of comparable quality in france, too
15:48 pankkake do they take bitcoins?
15:48 mircea_popescu it's just a lot more of a hassle and way more expensive.
15:48 mircea_popescu no, they don't.
15:48 pankkake oh, so you won't survive the global collapse anyway
15:48 mircea_popescu yes, i will, because i will fuck their daughters and to appease me they will bring me cheese
15:49 truffles uh dunno what agriculture has to do with who cooks best..
15:49 mircea_popescu and all manners of leberwurst
15:49 mircea_popescu truffles you can't be serious. where do you think food comes from.
15:49 truffles ...
15:49 davout mircea_popescu: i am interested in this leberwurst you speak of
15:50 davout also as a matter of fact i bring my kid drink raw milk directly from the cow, as in, it's not hard to go on a farm :-)
15:50 davout it might be easier in romania tho
15:50 truffles dunno why the products would be different when comparing, if so dont c why its a problem to obtain
15:52 mircea_popescu well you know what it is neh ?
15:53 mircea_popescu davout we have little automated things here, you insert 3 lei and get a liter.
15:54 truffles http://www.sausagemaking.org/acatalog/blood.jpg that looks yum doesnt it
15:58 jurov yup it is
15:58 nubbins` raw milk
15:58 nubbins` one sec
15:59 nubbins` http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-farmer-guilty-of-selling-raw-milk-1.989663
15:59 ozbot Ontario farmer guilty of selling raw milk - Toronto - CBC News
15:59 pankkake I thought this was only banned in US
16:00 truffles canada is practically US
16:00 truffles is it the head or the rear..
16:00 davout mircea_popescu: that is cool
16:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] [PAID] 2.31293253 BTC to 9`573 shares, 24161 satoshi per share
16:00 nubbins` http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schmidt_(agriculture)
16:00 ozbot Michael Schmidt (agriculture) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
16:00 nubbins` ARMED COPS
16:00 nubbins` raided his farm
16:01 dub all cops are armed tho rite?
16:02 dub are they going to leave their guns behind for this one job?
16:02 truffles saw video of canadian cops shooting kid on bus..
16:02 davout mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/rAeUz3g.png <<< further questions?
16:02 mircea_popescu dub not rly. at least here.
16:02 mircea_popescu davout well... it's not a farm you know what i mean ?
16:03 dub yeah, not armed here either but in ameristan
16:03 truffles nubbins` what happened to canada!
16:03 mircea_popescu cool and good for the kid and everything, but that cow aint happy there.
16:03 nubbins` truffles: conservative government
16:03 davout mircea_popescu: it's just milking time, maybe you're referring to the really old-school ones where everything's done by hand ?
16:03 mircea_popescu show me one where a girl with nice tits and no bra, red in her cheeks, just hand milked the cow in a bucket.
16:04 mircea_popescu yeah
16:04 davout haha
16:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [COG] 54 @ 0.04153159 = 2.2427 BTC [-] {7}
16:04 davout does it *have* to be a cow milked in the bucket?
16:04 nubbins` whale milk is like 50% fat
16:05 mircea_popescu jus' sayin'. you're already doing pretty good.
16:05 nubbins` zoos are missing out
16:05 nubbins` imagine the cheese!
16:05 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 325 @ 0.003 = 0.975 BTC [-]
16:05 nubbins` not sure what taste a plankton diet would put on it tho
16:06 dub so there are food safety standards for a reason
16:06 mircea_popescu algae, same thing as grass.
16:06 mircea_popescu prolly sushi flavoured cheese.
16:06 truffles so why's raw milk bad
16:06 dub not to rain on a libertarian indignity parade but you can't just sell people shit that might kill them
16:06 assbot [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 170 @ 0.00232726 = 0.3956 BTC [-] {11}
16:07 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.003 = 0.9 BTC [-]
16:07 nubbins` truffles: it's not.
16:07 dub it can be
16:07 nubbins` in the sense that raw beef isn't bad
16:07 nubbins` but dub has it
16:07 mircea_popescu dub everything might kill you.
16:07 nubbins` it *can be* bad
16:08 nubbins` and so therefore
16:08 nubbins` it is banned
16:08 nubbins` tyvm o milky overlords
16:08 truffles something to do with what they feed em like mad cow?
16:08 mircea_popescu in principle, people should be responsible for what they do.
16:08 jurov wtf? they normally sell raw milk here from a machines, with warning you should cook it
16:08 mircea_popescu jurov yeah.
16:08 nubbins` jurov warnings are so european
16:08 mircea_popescu im pretty sure it's the same principle, as this italian company begun merchandising its machinery to farmers all over.
16:08 nubbins` the new world prefers legislation
16:08 dub yeah you can't just warn peopl ein murica
16:09 mircea_popescu dub it's not even prominent a warning
16:09 mircea_popescu you could easily miss it.
16:09 jurov http://www.pluska.sk/fotogaleria-zdravie/?foto=&clanok=288180
16:09 jurov the warnig is there in red
16:09 mircea_popescu yup.
16:09 mircea_popescu that's the machine.
16:10 dub thats not suitable at all
16:10 dub a) it requires the ability to read
16:10 nubbins` okay so seriously tho
16:10 mircea_popescu it should be written IN THE MILK
16:10 truffles what if u make it for just ur family dub?
16:10 nubbins` horse salami
16:10 nubbins` is this dry salami?
16:10 nubbins` like will it keep?
16:10 dub truffles: thats fine
16:10 mircea_popescu it usually is dry yes
16:10 mircea_popescu you can have it wet too, in pepper usually.
16:10 nubbins` i'm curious to try some
16:11 dub b) the mobility scooter access is in question
16:11 mircea_popescu dub lazymobile ?
16:11 nubbins` i've been on a big tube-meat kick lately
16:11 nubbins` but kolbasa is so pricey
16:11 truffles since we're on safety, what about Bisphenol A !
16:12 nubbins` truffles: banned in canada
16:12 nubbins` er wait no
16:12 nubbins` not banned
16:12 nubbins` but health canada sez it's a carcinogen
16:12 dub theres also the thing about how your gut gets used to the shit you put it through
16:12 truffles then it wouldve been banned in US too :p
16:12 nubbins` receipts are still coated in it, but you can't find drink containers made of it anymore
16:12 nubbins` dub, this is why montezuma's revenge only targets whitey
16:13 nubbins` heh
16:13 nubbins` hmmm
16:13 nubbins` i wonder could i reasonably make salami
16:13 nubbins` i've got a huge chunk of moose in the freezer
16:14 nubbins` not personally
16:14 nubbins` i have some connections tho
16:14 truffles this will suck if BPA is in my alcohol :(
16:15 nubbins` ^ argument for glass
16:15 nubbins` ok supper time, seeya later
16:15 truffles later
16:15 nubbins` will have more questions about horse salami
16:15 nubbins` peace
16:16 mircea_popescu good salami is hard to make.
16:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 150 @ 0.003 = 0.45 BTC [-]
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16:59 mike_c mircea_popescu, s.nsa november statement coming soon? i'm curious to see how much r&d cost.
17:01 mircea_popescu yeah. no charges in nov either.
17:02 mike_c ah, nice. a good month to not spend btc :)
17:02 mircea_popescu which explains how it fell through the cracks ;/
17:02 mircea_popescu ima have it published today.
17:02 jurov you were bickering about rng whole month?
17:02 jurov :D
17:02 wao-ender heh
17:03 mircea_popescu jurov no, but asciilifeform is also independently wealthy, and in an uncharacteristic fashion for btc enterprises we're not charging before stuff actually works.
17:03 mircea_popescu best possible deal for investors i guess.
17:05 jurov wao-ender: who is gonna to forward this convo to slush&stick?
17:05 jurov i like to ruffle their feathers
17:05 truffles truffle their feathers :D
17:05 wao-ender :D
17:06 wao-ender at thursday I was talking irl to their casing vendor
17:06 wao-ender he is not that.. smiley as they are
17:06 wao-ender :D
17:06 wao-ender #uaskweleak
17:07 mircea_popescu mind that im not saying this is how all corps should do or anything
17:09 jurov mkay, i'll just remind them to never publish pdf statements
17:09 jurov cuz it's unbitcoinish
17:09 Apocalyptic nigga.txt would do
17:10 pankkake they'll publish .xlsx statements
17:10 pankkake or .swf!
17:10 pankkake punch the monkey to see our financials
17:12 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.003 = 0.675 BTC [-]
17:16 mircea_popescu yeah, make it activex
17:17 pankkake make every S.MG financial a quest
17:17 mircea_popescu epic quest, only 1 per server.
17:19 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.32294833 = 2.5836 BTC [+] {4}
17:25 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.1066666 = 0.32 BTC [+] {2}
17:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 7 @ 0.1151 = 0.8057 BTC [+] {2}
17:27 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 17 @ 0.1163 = 1.9771 BTC [+]
17:42 assbot [MPEX] [S.NSA] 1200 @ 0.00012 = 0.144 BTC [-]
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18:04 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 70 @ 0.33763581 = 23.6345 BTC [+] {18}
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18:31 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.00080304 = 2.1682 BTC [+]
18:36 nubbins` .xlsx is preferable because an old version of excel won't open it
18:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 648 @ 0.00301719 = 1.9551 BTC [+] {3}
18:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 2401 @ 0.00302557 = 7.2644 BTC [+] {4}
18:52 assbot [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 21 @ 0.02660409 = 0.5587 BTC [-] {3}
18:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.0031 = 1.55 BTC [+]
18:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 350 @ 0.00322012 = 1.127 BTC [+] {6}
18:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.32666665 = 0.98 BTC [-] {3}
18:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 414 @ 0.00328529 = 1.3601 BTC [+] {4}
18:56 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.00324646 = 0.2175 BTC [+] {4}
18:58 pankkake YES
18:58 pankkake I no longer have neobees
18:59 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 415 @ 0.00333 = 1.382 BTC [-]
19:12 thestringpuller is there a neobee bubble forming?
19:20 pankkake well you can still buy them at 0.003 if you're willing to wait for https://www.lmb-holdings.com/
19:21 mircea_popescu pankkake did you book a profit ?
19:21 pankkake just sold above havelock trade fee, so no profit, no loss… just tears
19:21 mircea_popescu lol why tears ?!
19:22 pankkake just general unhappiness [said pankkake the bitcoin emo]
19:23 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003276 = 0.3276 BTC [-]
19:27 mircea_popescu kik
19:41 assbot [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1525 BTC [+]
19:44 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16237 @ 0.00080437 = 13.0606 BTC [+] {2}
19:44 thestringpuller someone needs to ipo a pgp carrier pigeon service
19:44 thestringpuller that would be so gangsta
19:45 pankkake ip over avian carriers was done btw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
19:45 mircea_popescu been done, but not by us
19:45 mircea_popescu casascius coins by pigeon
19:46 pankkake if the coin is lost you're pretty screwed
19:46 pankkake you'd probably want to send it in two waves
19:46 dub https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaVkd_rIYAA8F3D.png MPOE-PR hard at work
19:47 dub and mircea_popescu with a guiding hand obviously
19:48 mircea_popescu lmao
19:52 mircea_popescu serie: programiertips is getting a lot of mileage.
19:52 mircea_popescu schreiben sie ein top-programm!
19:53 mircea_popescu it can't be just a fucking program already. it's gotta be special. on a 8 bit register but nevertheless TOP!!1
19:54 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.327 BTC [+]
19:55 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 409 @ 0.00325996 = 1.3333 BTC [+] {5}
19:56 pankkake https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362400.msg3884477#msg3884477 is there a "are you for real" meme?
19:56 ozbot [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
19:57 mircea_popescu lmao
19:58 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362400.msg3882938#msg3882938 lol duffer has it
19:59 ozbot [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
19:59 mircea_popescu pankkake is this the new ggblblb whatever that crazy guy was pushing ?
19:59 mircea_popescu aussie something
20:00 pankkake don't know what that is
20:00 mircea_popescu hum
20:01 mircea_popescu https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=153138.msg3722232#msg3722232
20:01 ozbot GBBG Bitcoin Fund
20:01 pankkake who wouldn't trust that face!
20:02 Duffer1 ha
20:03 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 89 @ 0.00300001 = 0.267 BTC [-] {3}
20:08 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00081999 = 4.4279 BTC [+] {2}
20:09 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1337 @ 0.00082 = 1.0963 BTC [+]
20:21 thestringpuller "He may have a wall street corner office but his methods are definitely from the street"
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20:46 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16213 @ 0.00083642 = 13.5609 BTC [+] {3}
20:53 assbot [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 679 @ 0.00300005 = 2.037 BTC [+] {5}
21:00 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33697999 BTC [+]
21:02 javanomad ;;seen unbalanced
21:02 gribble unbalanced was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 21 hours, and 56 seconds ago: <unbalanced> *Part Tops = what drunk people call Pop Tarts
~ 19 minutes ~
21:21 cazalla did predictious just copy all the bitbet prop bets and say it's a first or am i missing something
21:21 unbalanced hey javanomad, how's it going?
21:21 cazalla https://www.predictious.com/sports/superbowl-coin-toss-2014/heads https://www.predictious.com/economics/bitcoin-new-all-time-high-2014/10000
21:22 pankkake oh I didn't know predictious even existed
21:22 pankkake you can "buy" and "sell"? that's weird
21:23 cazalla from http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-12-08/bitcoin-derivatives-market-has-arrived
21:25 kakobrekla bitbet:
21:25 kakobrekla 2 weeks 6 days ago (19-11-2013)
21:25 unbalanced Is this the one by those professors? Someone posted a link to an article last week
21:25 kakobrekla predict: Saturday, November 30, 2013 9:00:00 PM GMT
21:25 kakobrekla bout 11 days later
21:25 pankkake well the option stuff isn't really new. and lol they have a quarkcoin one
21:25 kakobrekla 10k bet: bitbet: Bet started:
21:25 kakobrekla 1 week 1 day ago (30-11-2013)
21:26 kakobrekla predict: Friday, December 6, 2013 8:00:00 PM GMT
21:26 kakobrekla no doubt.
21:27 kakobrekla they would be better off reselling bitbet positions
21:28 pankkake well a lot of bets have no one "selling" so this kinda sucks
21:29 kakobrekla dunno their volume seems to be about equal to average single bitbet
21:29 unbalanced How's your headache pankkake? I'm a little behind in the logs but you seemed defeated lately... Pain will do that to ya.
21:30 unbalanced Go troll someone to get your spirits up.
21:30 kakobrekla no brain no tumor pankkake
21:30 pankkake well no I don't have the mood to troll anymore
21:30 pankkake which is telling!
21:30 assbot [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.09300001 = 0.465 BTC [-] {3}
21:30 unbalanced But... the summer of George!
21:30 pankkake kakobrekla: no but I have stuff not going on well physically in it :/
21:31 pankkake hehe
21:31 truffles pankkake ure sick? ;(
21:31 truffles :(*
21:31 javanomad unbalanced - howdy - all good
21:31 pankkake sinuses and tooth issues
21:31 unbalanced Carp
21:31 unbalanced I mean crap
21:32 pankkake well this explains the me-doing-nothing all day
21:32 unbalanced Hey javanomad... looks like my package is at the border. I should be enjoying the coffee this week.
21:33 unbalanced kakobrekla, I read you found the Ethopian you ordered to be a little... meh?
21:33 javanomad unbalanced - yah, I checked the tracking - should be close
21:34 unbalanced How's the business going, in say orders per week or whatever you don't mind disclosing?
21:34 kakobrekla well, you hyped this shit to stars so its hard to keep up with the expectations then, also i only tried one flavour so far, and its not bad, but it doesnt blow my head off
21:34 javanomad Came to a halt as soon as the rocket launched from $800. Just a couple orders since then. First two months were great though.
21:35 unbalanced Well, I'm not a coffee guru I just know what I like.
21:35 kakobrekla hey im all up for experimentation
21:35 kakobrekla nothing wrong if i dont like everything
21:35 kakobrekla and its not that i dont like it.
21:35 unbalanced I'll opine about javanomad's Indonesian once I try it -- but you'll have to judge for yourself.
21:36 kakobrekla are you getting unroasted beans
21:36 javanomad most of my sales were made in Oct when BTC was around fiattissue $140 - and I just held the BTC, so pretty pleased.
21:36 unbalanced Roasted by a pro
21:36 kakobrekla aha
21:36 mircea_popescu kakobrekla:they would be better off reselling bitbet positions << this is actually true, however,
21:37 mircea_popescu most people making websites are into making websites, not so much into making money.
21:37 unbalanced Yes this is the first time I've spent coins and had the exchange rate drop after. Yay me
21:37 mircea_popescu pankkake go to the dentist ?
21:38 mircea_popescu unbalanced wd.
21:38 unbalanced Although I hardly checked the price this weekend, spent my little Bitcoin time reading the logs here. There's hope for me yet.
21:38 pankkake mircea_popescu: well I'm going to expensive specialists, been going for months
21:38 unbalanced ;;ud wd
21:38 gribble http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wd | WD. Welfare Dave- lowest form of life on earth. Eats government chesse.Wants more people to work to pay for his free gobmint chesse. Because he is to useless  ...
21:38 ozbot Urban Dictionary: wd
21:38 mircea_popescu pankkake they offer to take your sinuses out for you yet ?
21:39 unbalanced I'm going to hope he meant "word"
21:39 mircea_popescu unbalanced wd = well done.
21:39 unbalanced You kids today with your srsly huise
21:39 unbalanced *guise
21:39 mircea_popescu jesus ud has pretty much become one huge injoke wrapped in its own context
21:40 pankkake it's finally going somewhere (actual results/proof), and I stop being treated as a hypochondriac, which is certainly progress
21:40 pankkake just mad that it took 6 months
21:40 mircea_popescu truth. all hypochondriacs aspire to one day progress to actual sickness
21:40 pankkake :D
21:40 mircea_popescu if it makes you feel any better : about five years ago i thought i had a heart attack
21:40 unbalanced good one, you made him smile
21:41 mircea_popescu so i rushed to the hospital, explained to the admittance clerk why i'm there
21:41 unbalanced (wish I'd hit enter a half-second sooner)
21:41 Duffer1 panic attack?
21:41 truffles ure sick in the head?
21:41 mircea_popescu she looked at me kinda hm ? got a doctor asap, they did the blood clotting thing
21:41 pankkake yeah I had a few panic attacks/arithmias
21:41 mircea_popescu i was like... perfect. doctor wanted to know what exactly gave me the idea ?!
21:42 pankkake but that thing, no, I was pretty sure something was fucking wrong. turns out, I actually have *two* things
21:42 kakobrekla more is better, same with shares.
21:42 mircea_popescu apparently what i had was that a bit of inside skin got caught in between my ribs.
21:42 mircea_popescu kakobrekla one day he will have over nine things.
21:42 kakobrekla :)
21:43 truffles skin in ribs, sounds like a bit much on the kink..
21:44 mircea_popescu lol
21:45 Duffer1 too many camel :P
21:45 Duffer1 really though how does that even happen?
21:46 mircea_popescu i have no idea. apparently one of the perks of being a tall skinny fuck, you can pinch your insides
21:46 mircea_popescu the result ? sharp pain when inhaling.
21:47 jurov sudden sharp pain behind the ribs? yea it happens occassionally to many people
21:47 jurov i happened to find it on wikipedia... can't remember the name
21:47 Duffer1 i'm glad it was miner, or at least, not a heart attack
21:47 truffles weird im more interested in pankkake's fake illnesses than this "sharp pain" stuff
21:48 pankkake it's not fake :/
21:48 kakobrekla ITS NOT WATER!!!!
21:48 pankkake I have a sinus that is really really tight compared to the other one
21:49 truffles 0.o
21:49 pankkake and an infection on a teeth root (probably not the correct English term but fuck it)
21:49 jurov http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome
21:49 ozbot Precordial catch syndrome - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
21:49 mircea_popescu lol so take it in the other sinus.
21:49 mircea_popescu whoa jurov! today i learn~!
21:50 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 205 @ 0.34878788 = 71.5015 BTC [+] {18}
21:50 pankkake someone likes asicminer today
21:51 nubbins` ugh, was working on a logo for a client
21:52 nubbins` they liked the concept sketches and had no complaints about the work as it was progressing
21:52 nubbins` send off a final proof
21:52 nubbins` "actually i hate this, i just didn't want to say anything because you're a nice guy"
21:52 nubbins` "you can keep the deposit, tho"
21:52 truffles lol
21:52 truffles blow to the ego eh
21:52 nubbins` (a) no fucking shit i can keep the deposit
21:52 nubbins` (b) what the fuck kind of way is that to work with someone?
21:52 mircea_popescu lmao
21:53 jurov nubbins`: give it to beggars on #-otc
21:53 nubbins` hahaha
21:53 nubbins` it was actually for some guy in -otc
21:53 mircea_popescu lol
21:53 nubbins` so that's exactly what i'm going to do
21:53 assbot Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1497497/plain/)
21:53 mircea_popescu !b 5
21:53 nubbins` lelelelelelelelel
21:54 nubbins` is there anywhere i can host an .svg for free?
21:54 mircea_popescu wordpress.com
21:54 nubbins` yeah, i was about to say, fuck it, i'll do it myself on our blog
21:54 nubbins` heh
21:55 pankkake so you can get not paid for work? harsh
21:56 nubbins` well, i got paid half.
21:56 nubbins` and he didn't even receive the vector files, just a medium-res png
21:56 pankkake oh, ok
21:57 nubbins` large enough for a website, sure
21:57 mircea_popescu pankkake once i paid this mexican band to stfu while i eat.
21:57 mircea_popescu they didn't mind.
21:57 nubbins` just kind of burns me that some asshole would just watch me make something he doesn't like
21:57 nubbins` rather than, you know, act like an adult human :(
21:58 pankkake yeah, I've had the itch to pay beggars to just stop a few times
21:58 truffles rly
21:58 truffles that will keep em going
21:58 pankkake yeah, that's one issue
21:59 pankkake but some have the worst music choices ever and every day the same song (in the parisian metro)
21:59 pankkake at least the romanian ones tell you about their 12 children starving
22:00 truffles saw bunch of romanian beggers once, turns out theyre being forced..
22:00 pankkake :/
22:00 truffles step about prostitution
22:01 truffles above*
22:01 truffles they were rly strategic about it though, in corners
22:01 dub nubbins`: he probably couldnt schedule a parent to make the decision for him
22:02 nubbins` heh
22:02 pankkake locations are very important
22:02 dub you know, gen why problems
22:02 pankkake one saw two beggars almost fighting for a spot
22:02 dub there are a few beggars around where I live
22:03 dub which is annoying considering how much it costs to live here
22:03 dub I'm toying with making a blog for them
22:03 pankkake what do you mean, it's expensive?
22:03 truffles u sir do brag
22:03 dub these are teh straight, gimme money type, no singing and dancing
22:04 truffles i give my spare's to beggers, but im fearful of doing so these days
22:05 dub one of them is like 16-18 skinny long haired nerdy type, seen him in a acouple of neighbouring suburbs. his pitch is 'my parents are alcoholics and I've chosen not to live with them'
22:05 dub no way this dude is homeless, he's making banque
22:05 truffles lol
22:05 pankkake eh, many beggars aren't homeless
22:06 dub a lot of them make good money
22:06 pankkake not that there is anything wrong with that
22:06 dub yes there is
22:06 dub get the fuck out my hood you dirty little motherfucker
22:06 truffles well if its tough for them at home..
22:06 truffles ur hood?
22:07 nubbins` heh
22:07 Vexual i think you dropped this gold ring
22:07 mircea_popescu mike_c http://trilema.com/2013/snsa-november-2013-statement/ with apologies for teh delay.
22:08 mike_c nice, thanks.
22:08 KRS- where do you live dub
22:09 mike_c S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period, however is expected to realise operating revenue next period. << good news for yes on that shipping bitbet.
22:09 nubbins` right on!
22:09 dub KRS-: ballertown
22:10 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 191 @ 0.00329998 = 0.6303 BTC [+] {7}
22:11 truffles http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2009/090803-17-dollars.jpg dub?
22:12 pankkake I want some gangsta bitcoin pics
22:12 pankkake not sure how to do it
22:12 mircea_popescu what's the left hemiparesis our brave chap is displaying ?
22:12 nubbins` wallet address w/ 0.001 btc
22:13 thestringpuller debian why you so fucked
22:13 Vexual ak?
22:13 mircea_popescu does it read M for Mwhyusomean ?
22:15 Vexual sign up for militia, sell ak, get $17, profit
22:16 mircea_popescu you know they did that a lot ion the civil war ?
22:16 nubbins` heh
22:16 truffles so many good meme's out there
22:17 Vexual american civil war?
22:20 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32450 @ 0.00084993 = 27.5802 BTC [+]
22:20 nubbins` you mean other countries had civil wars?
22:21 KRS- yeah dude
22:21 KRS- oh lol
22:22 nubbins` ;)
22:22 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.000851 = 15.4882 BTC [+] {2}
22:22 Vexual imagined buying power index trending up i see
22:23 KRS- I gotta wake up some..gawd.
22:23 truffles https://www.ico6.com/image/cache/data/shirts/guyballr1-342x342.jpg how many ppl can say that heh
22:23 KRS- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3L4spg8vyo
22:23 ozbot Eric Clapton- Cocaine - YouTube
22:23 KRS- Buy Cocaine on iTunes
22:23 nubbins` hahahahaha
22:23 pankkake nice
22:23 KRS- shit I've been going to the shitty part of town for that all this time..
22:24 Vexual that kid is more gangsta than he seems, he actually sold the piece for $50, then set the rate on facebook
22:26 truffles "Real men Do it with Bitcoins" t shirt lol
22:30 javanomad ;;seen deadweasel
22:30 gribble deadweasel was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <deadweasel> ;;ticker
22:42 truffles http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/07/article-2184688-146B2CF3000005DC-519_634x422.jpg tell me this doesnt make u chuckle
22:48 pankkake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBVFpYN0iNo
22:48 ozbot Godfrey Bloom: The State is an Institution of Theft - YouTube
22:50 Vexual brussels stole my pancreas!
22:51 truffles and no riots were had
22:56 truffles http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130806-germany-sausage-merkel.photoblog600.jpg heh
22:56 Vexual no kraut?
22:57 kakobrekla https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=361664.msg3885862#msg3885862
22:57 ozbot What markets are there?
22:57 kakobrekla a fun one
22:58 Vexual someone put their clogs on the wrong feet this morning
23:00 truffles i think he's upsest about something
23:00 truffles this neotrix
23:00 kakobrekla people get annoyed when you try to debug them
23:00 kakobrekla its a long known fact
23:01 truffles he had some points
23:01 kakobrekla wha?
23:01 truffles the message was conveyed even if the english wasnt up to par
23:01 kakobrekla what points?
23:01 pankkake his exchange lists only himself and two other things, one of them being a scam
23:01 pankkake so that's almost like MPEx!
23:02 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00084687 = 0.8469 BTC [-]
23:02 kakobrekla lol pankkake
23:02 truffles 1st paragraph
23:02 truffles last sentences
23:03 kakobrekla feel free to paste the part you have in mind
23:03 truffles there were only 2 paragraphs
23:03 kakobrekla and no sense.
23:04 truffles i agree with his feelings on the matter, not his business related things
23:05 assbot [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00085054 = 5.3584 BTC [+]
23:07 truffles good day
23:08 pankkake ;;estimate
23:08 gribble Next difficulty estimate | 906741452.688 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
23:09 mike_c when people complain about the look of mpex.co I point them to http://nginx.org/
23:10 Duffer1 i dont see the differece
23:10 Duffer1 n
23:10 pankkake one of the things that always attracted me to open source software was the simple, no bullshit homepages
23:10 pankkake to the point
23:10 mike_c exactly
23:10 mike_c no difference, and nginx is awesome.
23:11 pankkake but that's not true of all anymore http://openvpn.net/ = vomit
23:12 pankkake http://software.schmorp.de/pkg/rxvt-unicode.html I like that one too
23:12 ozbot rxvt-unicode
23:13 Vexual budgerigar +5
23:13 mike_c on the other hand, a consumer-focused broker like coinbr still needs that new logo we were promised
23:14 pankkake http://www.vim.org/ hehe
23:14 ozbot welcome home : vim online
23:15 Vexual hey, he bought a drill
23:15 Vexual and judgingby all theat swarf, he's not afraid to use it
23:18 nubbins` hey, i do logo work
23:18 Vexual entrepenerial little fuckers, those sudanese
23:20 pankkake not somalians?
23:20 Vexual ?
23:21 Vexual can you draw mermaids nubs?
23:23 nubbins` i can't draw much, but i pay people who can
23:23 Vexual di it on cpec
23:24 Vexual *spec
23:24 Vexual html 5, see more nipple when you trade more
23:24 nubbins` heh
23:24 nubbins` spec work is for suckers
23:25 Vexual howd that last commission go? :)
23:26 nubbins` the one where i got stiffed for $150 or the one before that?
23:26 pankkake Vexual: good idea. kinda like http://www.lirent.net/2008/07/hot-babe-for-cpu/
23:26 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.34899999 = 1.396 BTC [+] {2}
23:28 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34899 = 0.698 BTC [-]
23:33 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00334382 = 0.3009 BTC [+] {5}
23:48 Vexual i just gold oldfashioned blueprints in the mail
23:49 Vexual what a joy
23:51 assbot [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.34899 = 2.4429 BTC [-]
23:51 mike_c where they blue?
23:51 mike_c wer
23:51 mike_c were
23:51 Vexual yep, blue
23:58 Vexual anyone interested in community title land near nimbin with network infrastucture?
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