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09:46 asciilifeform !!up xdeller
09:46 deedbot xdeller voiced for 30 minutes.
09:46 asciilifeform xdeller: hello ?
09:53 xdeller hey
09:54 asciilifeform xdeller: who might you be, and what brings you to #trilema ?
09:55 xdeller err, I think I`ve found trilema link a few months ago as a reference in some interesting blogpost
09:55 asciilifeform xdeller: consider reading the log, http://btcbase.org/log . and registering a key,
09:55 asciilifeform !!help
09:55 deedbot http://deedbot.org/help.html
09:58 asciilifeform !!up diana_away
09:58 deedbot diana_away voiced for 30 minutes.
10:06 diana_away hey, thanks asciilifeform ! I was thinking of you the other evening as it was rainy cr all the way, lol; and no, still no ocelot !
10:06 * diana_away is trying to catch up on the logs
10:06 xdeller !!register http://xdel.ru/downloads/2CF30569B6D577BB164E5AE49F5C40CD22F8543B.asc
10:20 mircea_popescu in other news, to directly dump a file into pastebin : item=`cat file.txt`; echo $(curl -Ls -o /dev/null -w %{url_effective} -X POST -F "pastebox=$item" http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com -w %{url_effective})
10:21 mircea_popescu why ben_vulpes still references the old url scheme is anyone's guess :)
10:23 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-18#1842692 << had nicole summarize the 14th for me, mostly for my amusement at her cluelessness.
10:23 a111 Logged on 2018-08-18 14:06 diana_away is trying to catch up on the logs
10:23 mircea_popescu i suspect i might turn it into a permanent service.
10:27 diana_away ahahah mircea_popescu that amusement is eerily similar to ... http://ossasepia.com/2012/01/26/degete-de-extraterestru/
10:28 mircea_popescu "Asa ca ei ne-au intins mana stabilind contactul, iar noi le-am mancat degetele stabilind ca-s excelente." lel.
10:28 mircea_popescu !!up diana_away
10:28 deedbot diana_away voiced for 30 minutes.
10:29 mircea_popescu a large part of the amusement is actually made up of the strange reversal, where the subject shies away from the very cure. "humiliation", what's that ? that somebody's learning something, right ? worst thing ever, right ? mmkay.
10:29 * mircea_popescu has also thrown diana_away 's kid in the pool, something the kid didn't like any.
10:30 * diana_away is still amused that she knew what MP was going to do though kid had no idea
10:31 mircea_popescu old age & trachery earns one something.
10:33 diana_away I guess so
10:33 diana_away !!key diana_away
10:33 deedbot http://wot.deedbot.org/D6EC973F1D3C91CC1DD0AD43CF32BD2C54C2F93D.asc
10:34 mircea_popescu !!rate diana_away 1 imposter
10:34 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/kHxIw/?raw=true
10:34 diana_away there, this is the lost-in-the-woods-with-a-key-acct
10:34 mircea_popescu diana_away yes but if you rated yourself at home, you could've self voiced.
10:34 diana_away myeah, I gave it a thought but it wasn't the right thought as it turns out
10:35 mircea_popescu now sell me some flotsam!
10:37 diana_away lol! apparently flotsam is for free around here , no?
10:37 mircea_popescu yeah but the digitization plant costs a fortune.
10:38 diana_away eh, ticos surely have an... interesting definition for fortune too
10:39 diana_away at the national museum of costa rica I found out yesterday that they had "mercedes" here too, you know?
10:39 mircea_popescu um ? what, like the girl's name ?
10:39 mircea_popescu or you mean torre mercedes, the tallest building in the country ?
10:39 diana_away nope; it's something like land held in common, kid you not
10:40 mircea_popescu a a
10:40 mircea_popescu well yes.
10:40 diana_away well, so they had mercedes long before you :D
10:41 asciilifeform kolhoz?!
10:41 mircea_popescu most everyone has!
10:41 mircea_popescu asciilifeform something like that. indian notions of landhold.
10:43 diana_away yes; and for bonus points the description of indians also sounds extremely modern, green-something-environmentalist-other
10:56 asciilifeform !!key xdeller
10:56 deedbot Not registered.
10:56 asciilifeform odd, that should've worked
10:57 asciilifeform http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/2nf8S/?raw=true << i dun see anything wrong with this fella's key
10:57 asciilifeform trinque, any idea what went wrong ?
10:58 Mocky dude didn't get e.g. http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-10#1840726
10:58 a111 Logged on 2018-08-10 01:19 deedbot: 891F03D110B58CD7985D5FBB4CF88D683C827AC8 registered as rain2.
10:58 asciilifeform Mocky: aha, but why.
~ 28 minutes ~
11:27 trinque asciilifeform: I don't have any nick like that registered
11:30 trinque haven't found it in logs yet
11:30 trinque !!up xdeller
11:30 deedbot xdeller voiced for 30 minutes.
11:30 trinque give it another try
11:30 xdeller well
11:31 xdeller !!register http://xdel.ru/downloads/2CF30569B6D577BB164E5AE49F5C40CD22F8543B.asc
11:31 xdeller !!key xdeller
11:31 deedbot Not registered.
11:32 xdeller !!register http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/fNyhZ/?raw=true
11:32 deedbot 2CF30569B6D577BB164E5AE49F5C40CD22F8543B registered as xdeller.
11:32 xdeller yay lol
11:33 asciilifeform !!rate xdeller 1 new blood
11:33 trinque bot was racist against ru!
11:33 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/tsCJP/?raw=true
11:34 asciilifeform !!v B26F4ACABCEC117B0E40652394E349857C813A01E55D77E25A43E304956BB8E5
11:34 deedbot asciilifeform rated xdeller 1 << new blood
11:34 asciilifeform xdeller: you can now voice yourself, give it a try
11:38 xdeller afaics voice/devoice doesn`t work on myself
11:38 asciilifeform xdeller: you must privmsg deedbot to self-voice
11:39 trinque xdel.ru serves up gpggrams as application/octet-stream rather than text/plain, so I'll have to account for that possibility in the importer, as drakma gives you a byte array for those.
11:39 trinque thanks for your valuable testing
11:39 * trinque tips hat
11:41 xdeller heh, I`ve seen some octet-stream immediately after following log history on link from above
11:41 xdeller thought it was ok
11:41 xdeller e.g. one link which hasn`t dissolved yet had non-text content-type
11:45 trinque xdeller: http://deedbot.org/help.html privmsg !!up to deedbot
11:51 xdeller de-voice could be done w/o \!\!v ..., had to read help to take a voice back
11:56 trinque xdeller: there's a timer when someone voices you, elapses 30min.
~ 1 hours 25 minutes ~
13:21 deedbot http://qntra.net/2018/08/austria-raided-rogue-intelligence-agency-in-february/ << Qntra - Austria Raided Rogue Intelligence Agency In February
~ 40 minutes ~
14:02 BingoBoingo I am all for murdering the shit out of application/octet-stream
14:02 mircea_popescu kek "rogue intelligence agency" amirite ? what, like the cia ?
14:02 mircea_popescu what is the putative non-rogue terrorist org ?
14:10 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> what is the putative non-rogue terrorist org ? << Prolly the Moose or Elks lodges
~ 16 minutes ~
14:27 mircea_popescu trinque i wouldn't fucking bother. people can learn to use proper paste.
14:27 mircea_popescu not like i'm going to make allowances downstream for "xdel.ru" anyway, what use is that deedbot let him register with it ?
14:28 mircea_popescu honestly i'd rather it simply replied with "use p.bvulpes.com like sane fucking people".
14:29 mircea_popescu and whatever, "xdel" owner figures out which side his asshole is painted on, comes here, registers, fixes his shitsite, then it can be used. not like there's not a process for the world interoping with the republic : it apologizes and fucking changes.
~ 56 minutes ~
15:25 xdeller tbh standalone armored data more likely to be served with application/pgp or pgp-xxx instead of text/plain, if somebody on other end would care enough to set proper mimetype for .asc
~ 22 minutes ~
15:47 BingoBoingo Well, the thing is, how stroked out and vegatative does an httpd have to be to not serve the plain text asc as plain text?
15:49 xdeller it requires some level close to one of file(1) heuristics and it`s hard to imagine a webserver which does this kind of thing out-of-box
15:51 BingoBoingo Not at all
15:51 xdeller well, you could customize it via simple cgi wrapper :)
15:52 BingoBoingo Or tell the server files that end in .asc are text
15:53 xdeller the later is better, but at least nginx which I`m using omitting it out of box
15:56 mod6 xdeller: Hey, checkout pizarroisp.net if you want/need any hosting; we're also over in #pizarro
15:56 trinque mircea_popescu: yeah. I have to say this floopy-typing of functions in lisp isn't something of which I *ever* make constructive use.
15:57 mod6 better check these ribs, bbs.
15:57 trinque it's always of the "some autist decided he'd be helpful" variety
16:08 BingoBoingo xdeller: Why are you using a reverse proxy as your httpd?
16:09 xdeller because it`s far more prone to slowloris-style attacks and its memory footprint than ur-generic-httpd I think
16:13 xdeller *less than
16:14 BingoBoingo Well, that all depends on the bulk of what you are serving
16:16 xdeller of course some uses has negligible differences between httpd and nginx, but current level of nginx featureset makes it equal or superior to httpd in all situations I could possibly imagine
~ 1 hours 51 minutes ~
18:08 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-18#1842776 < no. a) there is no such thing as proper, nor is there such a thing as "mimetype" nor is "pgp" a thing. serve text/plain always and everywhere.
18:08 a111 Logged on 2018-08-18 19:25 xdeller: tbh standalone armored data more likely to be served with application/pgp or pgp-xxx instead of text/plain, if somebody on other end would care enough to set proper mimetype for .asc
18:09 mircea_popescu labe;s "b)" and "c)" packaged separately for your convenience.
18:10 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-18#1842786 << ikr. "this is how it is" mixed in there also. where the gall is acquired by the zeks is anyone's guess.
18:10 a111 Logged on 2018-08-18 19:57 trinque: it's always of the "some autist decided he'd be helpful" variety
18:11 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-18#1842791 << except the one situation where you actually just ran into.
18:11 a111 Logged on 2018-08-18 20:16 xdeller: of course some uses has negligible differences between httpd and nginx, but current level of nginx featureset makes it equal or superior to httpd in all situations I could possibly imagine
18:19 * asciilifeform using 'nginx' intensely for decade+, but never yet seen this bugola
18:22 asciilifeform this being said, 'mime types' are ragingly retarded concept, and Must Die, fucking parse the contents already, fughet declared 'types'
18:22 mircea_popescu i think i have some boxes on nginx also, it's not even bad. might be we're using older sets ?
18:23 asciilifeform entirely possib
18:24 mircea_popescu but the process of "1. my broken usgism is superior for all cases i can think of" + "2. would you please change the thing you use so my broken usginsm also works" is fucking annoying on the face. fucking pick one, what's this clintonian dialectic.
18:24 asciilifeform pretty sure he did something peculiar during config
18:24 mircea_popescu and by peculiar you mean "proper" i'm sure ?
18:26 * mircea_popescu @airport earlier, goes by bus parked reading "usamos shuttle para reducir las emisiones de gases invernaderos".
18:26 asciilifeform prolly left the 'example conf' uncommented, dollars to doughnuts, iirc i ripped the 'mime' thing out of mine
18:26 asciilifeform waaat
18:26 mircea_popescu knowing that summer is verano, not invierno, can you believe the shit ?
18:26 asciilifeform my parser wedged reading that ..
18:27 asciilifeform 'banana problem'(tm)
18:27 mircea_popescu they're always very "creative", with their nonsense, the monkeys, aren't they. little baskets to comemorate Goddess in basket form can always be found. they can't add, of course, and don't wash between the toes. creative math or creative hygiene, where they self-improve in actual fields where they're marginal, this NEVER happens
18:27 mircea_popescu but an ever sprawling of the idiocy, that's guaranteed.
18:28 mircea_popescu so here i sit discussing "proper" "mimetypes", because these are fucking things to discuss now.
18:31 mircea_popescu the examples can i nfact continue. before i wrote down grep -Po '"nickname":.*?[^\\]",' for http://trilema.com/2018/fetlikeslol/#selection-97.20-97.53 i reviewed the expert sex changes. do you know "you should really use xml module to parse xml" is included in ~EVERY~ ~SINGLE~ ~GOD~ ~DAMNED~ ~COMMENT~ ?!?!?
18:32 mircea_popescu how the fuck do they manage to omit "you should shoot policemen" or "you should beat your wife", but manage to include "you should use the usg.shitmodules" ?
18:32 mircea_popescu my perl can't even locate xml/simple.pm in @inc, how about that.
18:33 BingoBoingo Es una rompecabeza verdadera
18:33 mircea_popescu lol i see your castellan's improving
18:33 BingoBoingo In bits and pieces
18:35 Mocky lol, 10 years ago I asked: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/335250/parsing-xml-with-regex-in-java
18:35 Mocky most upvoted answer: "XML is not a regular language. You cannot parse it using a regular expression."
18:35 BingoBoingo Related, I put on some audio from Spain to help continue training the ears. Before this I am warned the accents in Spain son muy dificiles. And... Fuck the fuckers over there speak clearer than the fuckers here
18:36 Mocky that was my last contribution iirc. flipped the bozo bit
18:36 mircea_popescu xml is not a thing, either. which is the fucking point : a) use these not-things we came up with so that b) you always need us.
18:36 mircea_popescu clinton dialectics.
18:39 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo principal problem with spanish speakers is that they speak like faggots, or if you prefer normal people with a lisp.
18:40 mircea_popescu new world speakers of spanish much more respectable sounding imo.
18:40 BingoBoingo Lol, biggest fag speakers I have met here are the Brasileros
18:44 BingoBoingo I really don't know how they manage to flirt and reproduce when they lack linguistic sexual dimorphism
18:45 mircea_popescu Mocky https://stackoverflow.com/users/3211/mocky << i see stuff from 2009 in there. so ha-HA!
18:45 BingoBoingo The Brasileros manage to have a different accent every kilometer, but can't have sounds that aren't gayboi
18:46 Mocky omg, i "reached" 790k people. so powerful am i !!
18:46 mircea_popescu i don't think i ever talked to a brazilian male, thinking about it.
18:47 mircea_popescu (it may be double that, for all I know, during peak hours. It could be 5 times that during peak holiday shopping). << careful, your linear thinkers are showing.
18:47 mircea_popescu if they do k/s on avg they likely do mn/s on peaks.
18:49 mircea_popescu anyway, ~this~ is the "network effect" advantage : that should amazon's cart fail for three minutes, amazon would lose ~0 dollar value -- those schmucks will just come back. this is the niche the empire ever hopes to inhabit, and that it works is directly evident in the decrease of quality of life the zeks permitted over the past century. great-grandfather of ustard, ozlander or argentine lived A LOT better than the grandfath
18:49 mircea_popescu er, or the father, or the current loser. how did this come to be ?
18:49 mircea_popescu it came to be because if the ministry of provisioning takes a vacation, the zeks'll just return tomorrow.
18:50 BingoBoingo The thing about Brasileros is they span all ethnic appearances. I could have swore one Brasilero during the hostel days was just a really faggy German
18:53 BingoBoingo My impression of Brasil is an alt-America where large swaths of the land were written off as malarial death sentences.
18:54 BingoBoingo Which leads to the Paraguay war, In the empire days Brasil NEEDED passage on a foreign river to get to some of their productive agricultural lands
18:54 BingoBoingo But Lopez built a fort and gave brasil the old "pools closed"
18:57 mircea_popescu this is actually a decent summary.
18:58 BingoBoingo It only gets lulzier from there.
18:58 BingoBoingo Lopez pissed off ALL Paraguay's neighbors, leading to the bonding excercise this continent is afraid to repeat
18:59 BingoBoingo Because Lopez actually held out for quite some time
19:01 BingoBoingo Now all of South America's wars are either civil of Faggy Falklands affairs
19:02 BingoBoingo Related: Rio Platense folks get a lot of credit for their beef and cheese, but their pork sausage... Divine
19:05 BingoBoingo I've had steak once in this kitchen and I am getting fat off of chorizo, morcilla, and mortadella (for piglet)
19:06 mircea_popescu lmao poor BingoBoingo ; catching back up.
19:07 BingoBoingo Seriously Imma have to put myself on a diet or get serious about fitness. I can't outwalk all the choripan... which is somehow more fattening when I make it myself
19:07 Mocky http://btcbase.org/log/2018-08-18#1842839 evidently this is so: http://archive.is/yMAJ0#selection-2853.0-2853.351
19:07 a111 Logged on 2018-08-18 22:49 mircea_popescu: it came to be because if the ministry of provisioning takes a vacation, the zeks'll just return tomorrow.
19:07 Mocky tldr; banned amazon user found it "dizzying and disorienting"
19:07 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo yeah, seriously, eat well but work out. don't turn into one of the local married galz.
19:08 mircea_popescu Mocky ayup.
19:10 BingoBoingo I'm kind of surprised old country failed to invent the salchica and throw the whole thing on one bun
19:10 mircea_popescu what do you think frankfurters were.
19:11 BingoBoingo Short.
19:11 BingoBoingo THey aren't giant spirals of meat
19:11 mircea_popescu hahaha of course they are.
19:12 mircea_popescu just because your intermediate-new country lost most of the traditions of old country in its quest to be acceptable by the god-on-a-hill dun mean they weren't there.
19:12 BingoBoingo What frankfurters were back home are panchos here
19:12 mircea_popescu but yes, zee germanz were a lot cooler before they crossed the pond started calling themselves "americans".
19:12 BingoBoingo I doubt all germans were cool. Maybe just the Prussians?
19:13 BingoBoingo Living in the Middle West I saw many different kinds of German exile community
19:13 mircea_popescu this, incidentally, is the geopolitical lesson of all time : in that they did preserve intellectual and personal freedom, the germans failed to produce a "french crown" so they ended up demographically sucked up and re-packaged by one of the peripheral french crown usurpers.
19:13 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo well, sausagefest mostly a bayern & neighbours affair. the prussians tended to smoke a lot.
19:14 BingoBoingo My own corner of the reich nuevo was a coarse meat sausage kinda corner
19:15 BingoBoingo Town claimed swiss origins
19:16 mircea_popescu i'd have said "go to munich sometime", but sadly this kinda ended. "go to munich with radetzky", as per the pilsudski story.
19:17 mircea_popescu hm, did i even recount that ? kid goes to moscow to have a good time, like grandfather ?
19:18 BingoBoingo Fuck me, by grandpa's generation my ancestors were already trapped. One did Korea, the other did Burma
19:20 BingoBoingo Discounting USG deployments this Uruguay trip might be the longest out of the wire in two or three generations
19:20 mircea_popescu talk of achievement.
19:21 mircea_popescu anyway, i regard the matter of sausage as solved matter, by the germans, pre fucking the better germans (also known as jewz). say 1880s or so.
19:24 BingoBoingo Sausage is one of those things like painting for art, it's got some room for creativity.
19:38 mircea_popescu tru
~ 28 minutes ~
20:07 mircea_popescu aaahahaha 42mn pop.
20:07 Mocky nice, grats
20:08 mircea_popescu why ty.
~ 2 hours 19 minutes ~
22:27 Mocky c++ is a shitshow, I swear to god: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/PLjAM/?raw=true
22:28 shinohai Hey BingoBoingo, did I already show you that blackgirlscode meets shitcoins I found ?
22:28 Mocky compiler knows *exactly* what I want and emits it... except to the error stream instead of the output
22:29 Mocky it's like programming in quirks mode
22:29 mircea_popescu lel
22:40 Mocky afaik it was in c++ that the angle bracket template syntax was first used. mustta had no choice what with all the other brackets taken, but still way to go interfering with >> operator
22:40 Mocky certainly in no danger of 'sufficiently smart compiler'
22:45 mircea_popescu lmao
22:45 mircea_popescu need more brackets!
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