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00:59 hanbot "$ make vpatch gprbuild -Pvpatch.gpr make: gprbuild: Command not found make: *** [vpatch] Error 127" << is this https://www.jamf.com/jamf-nation/discussions/17322/problems-with-good-scripts-failing-exit-code-127 then?
01:03 mircea_popescu ugh.
01:03 mircea_popescu it's certainly the "things work" thing.
01:04 mircea_popescu hanbot anyway, are you using jam/ftjam or what's the connection ? leftover build process from eulora basically ?
01:05 mircea_popescu (bash) error 127 just means the command's not found in your path.
01:07 hanbot i haven't put together anything special for ada yet. what was that supposed to be, install gnat (which ?)?
01:07 mircea_popescu mmm pretty sure diana_coman has a holy gnat incarnation somewhere, part of the eucrypt writeup.
01:16 hanbot phf listen, i failed to anticipate my build environment being incapable of making yer patcher. wouldja mind sharing how you put together what you compiled your keccak vpatch with?
01:26 mircea_popescu in other ancient t-lulz asciilifeform might've missed, http://trilema.com/2011/bai-deci-m-am-indragostit-de-un-barbat/
~ 1 hours 26 minutes ~
02:52 diana_coman hanbot, if it's an ada project, you don't need make, just go "gprbuild" in its dir
02:53 diana_coman (it'll even figure out which .gpr you mean if it's only one)
02:53 diana_coman obv you need gnat; see here: http://www.dianacoman.com/2018/03/08/eucrypt-compilation-sheet/
02:53 diana_coman (I mirrored the gnat I recommend too, given previous experience with everything pretty much)
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03:26 jurov mod6: ben_vulpes: invoice paid
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11:24 * asciilifeform bought his tickets to BingoBoingostan
11:32 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Welcome
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12:09 mod6 jurov: Excellent, thank you!
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12:36 BingoBoingo Hollywood whistleblower Corey Feldman maybe stabbed? https://archive.is/CLM2L
12:37 mod6 heh
12:41 mircea_popescu with a pencildick or ?
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12:59 BingoBoingo Well, during the 1980's
12:59 BingoBoingo Charlie Sheen's and maybe Martin's too
13:03 mircea_popescu heh
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13:25 hanbot <diana_coman> obv you need gnat; see here: http://www.dianacoman.com/2018/03/08/eucrypt-compilation-sheet/ << thanks for the pointer --looks like relevant gnat & shasum 404 though?
13:28 diana_coman hanbot, try it now; wp messed up the link, gah
13:31 hanbot yeah, dling nao, thanks
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13:57 mod6 How's it goin today all?
13:58 * mod6 feels much better after a nasty round of food poisoning
14:02 mircea_popescu ow
14:02 mircea_popescu seafood ?
14:05 mod6 naw, eggs :/
14:05 mod6 (i speculate)
14:05 mod6 it /is/ possible that it could have been some ahi tuna from the day previous. but no one else who ate it got sick.
14:05 mod6 so, maybe?
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14:27 mircea_popescu nah, not over a day like that.
14:27 mircea_popescu eggs can totally do it though.
14:28 mircea_popescu in other unrelated not-news, "gun crazy" is a terrible "film". just thought nobody'd like to know.
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15:05 lobbes !!pay-invoice ben_vulpes 1
15:05 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/G0aZK/?raw=true
15:05 lobbes !!v 4D9E62426F146A1493B9C37CD1076860ACF3BB9A0286332F3948EF9CE8AB661F
15:06 deedbot lobbes paid ben_vulpes invoice 1
15:06 mod6 <+mircea_popescu> eggs can totally do it though. << yeah, I think you're probably right. i was fine until about 3-4 hours after breakfast.
15:06 mod6 btw, I enjoyed the pics from the eagle (falcon) post. how majestic was that 'eh?
15:08 mircea_popescu you know ?
15:09 mircea_popescu bird was there for a good half hour, trying to figure out how to best extract the quarry, it was something else.
15:09 mircea_popescu they got grace!
15:10 mod6 it's pretty fortunate to see such a thing!
15:10 mod6 was kinda jelly.
15:11 mod6 diana_coman: thanks for your careful reading of the Pizarro Feb statement, the error has been corrected, I believe.
15:11 mircea_popescu like two-three meters out on the balcony, you know... at first i thought it's swooping in for my dick.
15:11 mod6 i'd be scared too.
15:11 mod6 lol
15:11 mod6 "oh shit, it thinks my schlong is a snake! take cover!"
15:17 mircea_popescu lol
15:18 mod6 The size of the claws on that thing tho!
15:18 hanbot phf : installed gnat with diana_coman's help; vpatch.gpr looks alright (maybe? http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/LwAtx/?raw=true), but vdiff.gpr won't build for me: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/yS82H/?raw=true
15:19 mircea_popescu mktemp is dangerous ?
15:22 mod6 huh, well that's news to me -- I was prodded to use that in the latest version of my vtron. I'll have to look into that. Not that my thing is related to hanbot's problem.
15:23 mod6 oh this is all C call related stuff.
15:23 mod6 I might be in over my head, phf, enlighten us when you have a moment plz.
15:27 mircea_popescu fucking idiots put it in the linker, but NEVER INCLUDED ANY DISCUSSION of why the fuck.
15:27 mircea_popescu let's just make idle pointless strongly worded warnings to maintain the general state of pantsuit mindset!@!1
15:29 mod6 smh. im gonna take a few minutes here and try to build phf's thing. will report back in a bit.
15:29 mircea_popescu anyway, whole issue seems to be that mktemp could "guess" a file that's about to be created by root and wipe it.
15:32 asciilifeform funnily enuff, if working rng were standard on pc, 128bits from it would give unique-gensym ( the supposed problem , according to the gcc nitwits, with mktemp , is collision ) without O(N) searching ( as in mkstemp) with probability ~1
15:36 asciilifeform hanbot, mircea_popescu , et al : observe in phf's http://btcbase.org/patches/vtools-vpatch/tree/vtools/vdiff.gpr , he did not forbid the linking of libc into the library ( as i did in http://btcbase.org/patches/ffa_ch1_genesis/tree/ffa/libffa/ffa.gpr#L46 ) . apparently this worx on some gnat, but on hanbot's -- barfs
15:36 mircea_popescu asciilifeform yes ; and yeah!
15:36 mircea_popescu i am thinking this is actually something that needs changing in vdiff and being made a general rule.
15:37 asciilifeform which this
15:38 mircea_popescu "forbid linking libc"
15:40 asciilifeform we still dun have a gnat-for-pc that shits out a binary ~wholly~ without libc ( although ave1 iirc is working on one and is quite close ) . but hanbot's issue is that libc got linked ~into the lib~ which results in attempting to link with 2 copies of libc (1 goes into the main) .
15:40 mircea_popescu yes.
15:41 mircea_popescu and also, this isn't so much hanbot's gnat, but really the copy diana_coman 's maintaining that's for all intents and purposes the candidate for standardization.
15:41 mircea_popescu at least until/unless ave1 publishes a superseder.
15:41 asciilifeform right
15:42 mircea_popescu but anyway, yes, "forbid linking libc ~in libraries~".
15:42 asciilifeform ( even superceder, should really be a vpatch on diana_coman's artifact imho )
15:42 mircea_popescu if feasible, ideally, yeah.
15:43 mircea_popescu anyway, the pile of ad-hoc name systems in legacy unix is starting to get on my heads. PATH, really ? amnd then "use mkdtemp" and fucking hell already
15:43 mircea_popescu gns, when.
15:43 phf these kind of flags are set by ~xml~ files inside gnat's gprbuild support files, so there can be a general patch on gnat to do the right thing
15:43 mircea_popescu o hey you're right aren't you.
15:45 phf the issue was already reported by someone else, but at the time the suggested fix was to put a bunch of C level annotations (some combination of static inlines), which i didn't think was an adequate solution, given that i don't understand why it does or doesn't work. but ascii's explanation makes sense, though i can't reproduce the issue on any of the machines i have with adacore's gnat (freebsd, osx, debian)
15:46 asciilifeform phf: i also was unable to reproduce. but i have not yet switched to the exact 'candidate gnat' in question.
15:47 asciilifeform but in principle the answer seen in my gpr, is the pill. no libc in libs, it makes for duped linkage. (incidentally just as barfy in a c/cpp proggy as in gnat)
15:48 phf i'm not sure it's the correct solution then, i thought you reproduced. xn* is defined by differ itself in xalloc.c, so it might have something to do with multiple includes and specific combination of static/inlines
15:49 asciilifeform it's a libc function
15:49 asciilifeform and does. not. belong. in. a. library
15:49 * asciilifeform looks again
15:49 * phf shakes head.
15:50 asciilifeform oh hmm
15:51 asciilifeform ha, ~xnmalloc~, not xmalloc
15:51 asciilifeform strike my observation, then, it is entirely wrong.
15:53 phf spyked actually fixed it before, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-01#1786600 unfortunately i don't understand the problem/solution, http://archive.is/w6W7P i think originally difftools had some conditional #define there
15:53 a111 Logged on 2018-03-01 13:52 spyked: anyway, comment was that I managed to compile and run vdiff with small mods; error: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/BiBTI/?raw=true and fix patch: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/9mOiz/?raw=true (tested this with the generated vdiff); I can try to link this reply later in a comment to test.
15:55 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i dunno that it's entirely wrong ; "don't link libc if you're making a library" is right!
15:56 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: it is a correct pill but not the culprit in hanbot's case : phf however just nao found the actual culprit
15:57 mircea_popescu possibru
15:58 asciilifeform phf: inline + extern would have also worked
15:58 phf https://www.gnu.org/software/gnulib/manual/html_node/extern-inline.html is specific issue
15:58 asciilifeform ^
16:02 phf this gnulib solution actually wants you to define FOO_INLINE, which is set to "inline" when defined, and "extern inline" when used, so you can't even avoid the #define hackery with "extern inline". "Other non-C99 compilers use static inline so they suffer from code bloat, but they are not mainline platforms and will die out eventually."
16:04 phf hmpf
16:07 spyked there is another (non-)solution: #define bla(arg1,arg2) { code_to_be_inlined } while(0); results in no duplicate function definitions, but also no type checking is performed on the args, so no warnings etc. quite the ugly.
16:12 phf "Making a function an inline function suggests that calls to the function be as fast as possible. The extent to which such suggestions are effective is implementation-defined."
16:14 phf in other words, it's either static inline or the #define { ...} while(0); trick, because extern inline/inline doesn't make any guarantees. i think it'll be adequately tmsr solution to just moved those definitions into own functions and not worry about "speed"
16:17 phf spyked: if you sign your patch, i can include it in the vtools graph, a "collaborative" experience :)
16:18 spyked sure! one sec.
16:18 mircea_popescu heh
16:18 mircea_popescu this is pretty terrible altogether. ave1 you got a moment ? how close is alf's "quite close" ?
16:22 phf in this case the issue is the "legacy" diff code, removing autotools scaffolding means having to track down these kind of portability issues, that appear exclusively around "optimized" code. ada core is its own, separate can of worms
16:23 mircea_popescu myeah. but taki8ng out libc ALTOGETHER seems very appealing right now
16:23 phf yes.
16:23 mircea_popescu that "warning" utterly offends me, if it wasn't obvious.
16:23 asciilifeform libc has been musting-die for many many yrs.
16:24 mircea_popescu then doods walk in here with "oh, rms gotta be respekted for his contribution"
16:24 mircea_popescu dudes take glibc and fucking shove it.
16:24 phf yeah, that warning made me patch and recompile libc 10 years ago, might've been one of the first excursions into pre-tmsr rage holes
16:24 asciilifeform even a musl gnat would be considerable improvement.
16:25 phf there's a bunch of others, around i think gets/getc, brk/sbrk, etc.
16:26 asciilifeform heapless proggies dun even need brk/sbrk.
16:33 phf i think brk/sbrk is a reasonable alternative to malloc, since it makes a claim on a certain amount of processes's address space, without allocator's bookkeeping, that you then can use for heterogenous purposes. it's a dynamic alternative to having something like a static int heap[HEAP_SIZE] in your code.
16:33 asciilifeform every malloc i know of is implemented on top of sbrk
16:33 asciilifeform so 'alternative' is not exactly right word imho
16:34 asciilifeform but yes on linux the only 2 ways to get moar memory than the loader loaded you with, is sbrk and mmap
16:34 phf well, it's an alternative methodology. malloc keeps track of allocation chains, defragmentation etc.
16:34 mod6 Ok, so I have replication : http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/YPdvz/?raw=true
16:35 mod6 So there are a few things that I probably should ask about, as it wasn't wholly clear to me about the pressing side of things. Since there are multiple roots, and multiple leaves, there are two different press paths. Now, maybe I'm not supposed to have all of these in there?? But it looked to me from the thread at phf's site, that I needed to have them all.
16:37 mod6 But what I ended up doing is pressing to leaf 'vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc.vpatch' into 'vtools', and pressing to leaf 'vtools-vpatch.vpatch' into 'vtools_2'. I went into vtools_2, and found the similar problems as hanbot.
16:37 phf mod6: pressing to different tails should produce alternative builds without any conflicts. but the issue has been discovered, and it requires a patch. spyked originally found both the problem and the solution
16:38 mod6 yup, ok. but as far as my "V" usage, was this correct?
16:38 mod6 (the new rules in my V99993 do not allow for pressing to multiple leaves, so just was curious to what the blessed press path (required vpatches) was to get these)
16:38 phf mod6: yes
16:39 mod6 ok. gotcha.
16:39 phf maintaining two separate builds in the same patch tree is sort of experimental, and i'm happy that it seems to work out of the box
16:39 mod6 ah, i see.
16:40 mod6 for what its worth, at the bottom of my paste, i've denoted that im using gcc 4.9.4 and adacore 16
16:41 mod6 which is the only version i've been able to stand up that seems to work 100% with ffa.
16:41 mod6 (which is why i chose this particular environment to build your vtools upon)
16:41 mircea_popescu !!up xanthyos
16:41 deedbot xanthyos voiced for 30 minutes.
16:41 phf hmm, i wonder if adacore's gprbuild uses its own gcc or global one
16:42 mod6 if there's a way to check, let me know, be happy to paste you the results.
16:47 xanthyos mircea_popescu: dpb just said he'd give me free btc if i had enough presence in the wot to be able to !up myself
16:48 mod6 wow, can i get the same deal dpb?
16:48 xanthyos i installed gpg software on this machine when he knew full well i wouldnt 'be able to do anything with it
16:49 xanthyos danielpbarron: 18GC2RatxcABtidXksR6ry5E6hvBkgzf2t
16:49 mod6 well, read some docs, make a key, register it. then up yourself. 1 BTC is a hefty prize!
16:49 mircea_popescu good for you.
16:49 danielpbarron he has a key
16:49 xanthyos not a full coin
16:49 xanthyos some btc
16:49 mod6 ah
16:49 danielpbarron his rep in the WoT is not enough to voice
16:50 xanthyos yeah mircea_popescu dpb told you to tell you he did this
16:50 xanthyos told me to tell you*
16:50 xanthyos we're in voice chat right now
16:50 xanthyos https://discord.gg/j7TNPqk
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17:08 spyked my v-fu really leaves to be desired. so: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-28#1790147 <-- patch: http://lucian.mogosanu.ro/v/patches/vdiff_lib_xalloc_static_xnmalloc.vpatch and seal: http://lucian.mogosanu.ro/v/seals/vdiff_lib_xalloc_static_xnmalloc.vpatch.spyked.sig --> so I based those on vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc (parent of vdiff_keccak in http://btcbase.org/patches?patchset=vtools ) and while the patch verifies, it doesn't show up in my
17:08 a111 Logged on 2018-03-28 20:37 phf: mod6: pressing to different tails should produce alternative builds without any conflicts. but the issue has been discovered, and it requires a patch. spyked originally found both the problem and the solution
17:08 spyked v.pl flow. not sure how to debug this yet, but I can take a look at it tomorrow
17:10 spyked (also, I had to redo the patch anyway, since I initially used the keccak vdiff; but I'm pretty sure this should be a child of vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc, since the hashes for vtools/lib/xalloc.h match)
17:17 * mod6 looks
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17:34 spyked thanks mod6. I wonder if it's one of those cases that spawned the discussion which led to the idea of a manifest file. in any case, it looks like the patch above (vdiff_lib_xalloc_static_xnmalloc) can have multiple children.
17:35 trinque sure, antecedents are per-file, so if you want to have one line of history, gotta have a file that is the line.
17:37 trinque my thinking on the thing is that it's as simple as each patch introducing a new line in HISTORY that matches the patch's name.
17:43 mod6 spyked: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/gUr8Y/?raw=true
17:44 mod6 so here's the deal, your vpatch & sig do verify by hand, so that part is fine. the problem lies in the fact with all of phf's vpatches in your 'patches' directory, your vpatch tries to come from two separate antecedents.
17:45 mod6 This is not ok. And is rejected. I simply removed the two vpatches that are not required for the latter path (see the paste above where i simply pressed 'vtools_2', the second press-path) then your vpatch is included to the flow no problem.
17:50 spyked hm. I understand the specific problem with my vpatch set now. I'll reread the whole discussion to make sure I've wrapped my head around this.
17:50 mod6 ok, cool.
17:52 spyked so the idea is to keep either vtools_genesis -> vtools_vdiff_sha -> vdiff_sha_fixes_newline_gcc or vtools_genesis -> vdiff_fixes_newline_gcc -> ... patches, but not both at the same time. because in this case v.pl will see that my patch has two antecedents and will reject it.
17:55 * spyked bbl, will replicate the output in the morning
17:58 BingoBoingo <xanthyos> we're in voice chat right now << How has your injury recovered?
18:01 * asciilifeform utterly fails to grasp the appeal of 'voice chats', esp. as commonly implemented ( i.e. on closed shitware )
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18:16 deedbot http://qntra.net/2018/03/ecuador-cuts-communications-from-assange-as-brits-go-on-tilt/ << Qntra - Ecuador Cuts Communications From Assange As Brits Go On Tilt
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19:54 asciilifeform achtung any and all phpists : plox to see thread in #pizarro
20:01 ben_vulpes asciilifeform: perhaps give the good readers a place at which to start?
20:01 asciilifeform tip of the log, ben_vulpes
20:01 asciilifeform and up.
20:04 * asciilifeform bbl, food
20:15 douchebag ben_vulpes: Alright, I pretty much give up at pwning deedbot
20:16 douchebag The only thing I managed to find w/ it is getting permavoiced
20:17 douchebag Oh wait, wrong person I meant to tell trinque
20:18 trinque hm interesting, how permavoiced?
20:18 douchebag Easy, get voiced and change nick
20:19 douchebag so that when the 30 minute timer is up it downs a non existent nick
20:19 trinque hm yeah, I could chase all that, but then some human operator will see it happen and take care of it.
20:19 douchebag Yeah it's very minor
20:19 trinque as things stand, the thing's quite stateless, which is nice.
20:19 douchebag Well, I'm a man of my word
20:19 douchebag So I'll take you up on that offer
20:19 trinque s/quite/nearly/
20:21 douchebag Now, I'm not going to completely abadon the web app related stuff - mainly because that's my primary source of income at the moment. However, I am open to trying new things to improve myself.
20:21 trinque great. I'd like you to review the dependencies of trb (which were frozen at particular versions) for known public exploits, and to publish a report of this on your own mpwp blog.
20:22 douchebag Alright
20:32 douchebag trinque: One thing I was wondering though in regards to deedbot, the RSS feed which library are you using for XML parsing?
20:36 douchebag I've been having a lot of fun with XML parsers lately, last night I reported a vulnerability to a mail provider. They didn't allow use of SYSTEM or DTD's however since Entities were being processed I could have knocked the whole service offline using a billion laughs attack
20:37 douchebag s/processed/parsed
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21:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform they're rank nonsense, "how to take a 95% productivity hit by everything taking longer and using a blocking channel"
21:07 mircea_popescu douchebag demonstrate this permavoice thing ?
21:08 douchebag sure, can you devoice me and then revoice me
21:08 mircea_popescu !!down douchebag
21:08 mircea_popescu !!up douchebag
21:08 deedbot douchebag voiced for 30 minutes.
21:08 douchebagg there
21:09 mircea_popescu and the idea is that in half an hour it devoices douchebagg and then ?
21:09 douchebagg it will devoice douchebag
21:09 mircea_popescu aite let it run.
21:09 douchebagg but nobody is using that nick
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21:46 douchebagg see?
21:46 mircea_popescu aha.
21:49 mircea_popescu funny shit, took what, 2 years before anyone figured it out ?
21:49 mircea_popescu !!pay douchebag 0.01
21:49 mircea_popescu there, have a cent buy a hooker.
21:50 mircea_popescu mmm da fuck is this then
21:51 mircea_popescu trinque does he need rep in order for me to be able to pay him or is deedbot mothballed because of the failed down or am i butterfingering the format again or wut.
21:54 phf well, deedbot is talking in private and the command is correct, so douchebag probably needs rep for this to work.
21:54 mircea_popescu tsk tsk
21:54 mircea_popescu douchebag get someone to rate you an' remind me to send you teh cent.
21:55 mircea_popescu phf don't you wish this shit existed when we were 15 ?
21:55 douchebag mircea_popescu: Could you just send it to an address I provide?
21:56 mircea_popescu i could but i'm not gonna.
21:56 douchebag ah
21:57 douchebag Is there anything else I could do in exchange for BTC?
21:58 mircea_popescu well there was http://logs.bvulpes.com/trilema?d=2018-3-29#320886
21:58 mimisbrunnr Logged on 2018-03-29 00:13 trinque: great. I'd like you to review the dependencies of trb (which were frozen at particular versions) for known public exploits, and to publish a report of this on your own mpwp blog.
21:59 douchebag I'm actually on that right now
21:59 douchebag building trb right now, I'm on the very last step
22:00 mircea_popescu cool deal.
22:00 mircea_popescu once we get this design document together there'll also be the task to build a client for eulora, and in general, stuff pops up all the time.
22:01 phf i was frankly hoping this bug would be discovered not as part of security audit, but somebody actually attempted to circumvent voice model for personal reasons. a worthy troll sort of deal..
22:01 mircea_popescu you could be flying to uruguay if these curmudgeons trusted you enough to touch their priceless gear and so on.
22:01 mircea_popescu phf imo this counts.
22:01 douchebag Alright, I don't know if I'd be any help with eulora - I'm not a gamer and I've never done any game development
22:02 mircea_popescu douchebag this'd be mostly systems engineering ; but anyway, give it some time.
22:02 douchebag But yeah, me and the woman are going to be travelling Europe in two months so I'm willing to do whatever extra work I can to earn some cash for our trip
22:04 mircea_popescu have you seen http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ ?
22:05 douchebag Haha, yes. She would never do that though
22:05 mircea_popescu aite.
22:08 trinque http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-29#1790233 << power outage in houston, actually. hold please.
22:08 a111 Logged on 2018-03-29 01:50 mircea_popescu: mmm da fuck is this then
22:08 trinque lights are back on now
22:08 mircea_popescu no rush.
22:10 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2018-03-29#1790217 << i hate to disappoint mircea_popescu , but nope : not blocking. and i set up a simple experiment to show. 1) put 161.0.121.247 kremvax in yer /etc/hosts . 2 ) wget http://kremvax/nosuchlabs_FG_1024MB_phreesample.bin -- on as many simult. connections (can be, but does not have to be, on separate ip ) as you like.
22:10 a111 Logged on 2018-03-29 01:07 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they're rank nonsense, "how to take a 95% productivity hit by everything taking longer and using a blocking channel"
22:10 asciilifeform it isn't even detectably slow.
22:10 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i was discussing the "live chat"
22:10 asciilifeform aaaaaaa
22:10 asciilifeform lol
22:10 asciilifeform damn, sorry
22:10 mircea_popescu speech is blocking, that's the fucking problem, i can't write while you're talking.
22:11 * asciilifeform feels like compleet idjit nao, lol
22:11 mircea_popescu kinda why anyone that's any good at anything to do with the written word will WRITE rather than speak ; and why oral culture is such an africanism, and so on.
22:11 mircea_popescu lol
22:11 asciilifeform i was convinced that mircea_popescu was picking at the tcp socket handoff !11 lol!!
22:12 asciilifeform at any rate this was not a waste, nao anyone can verify that richard stevens did not lie in his 'sockets' backbreaker, and $item actually worx...
22:12 * mircea_popescu believes.
22:12 trinque alrighty, wallet is online. mains was not just down, but cycling on and off for a bit. woman and I went a-pulling plugs.
22:13 mircea_popescu trinque i will swear to you, getting a regulator + generator is utterly worth it if your property is worth > 100k. they're not expensive, and the list of emergencies / situations in which they are useful is lengthy.
22:14 asciilifeform bonus, if you have an isolator you then no longer leak bitz into the mains
22:14 mircea_popescu one of teh few home improvements that actually improve resale value.
22:14 asciilifeform ( does not even need to be a stationary, grand edifice, mine is the size of a typical fulltower comp and serves an entire room )
22:15 trinque probably will purchase when I head for the woods; for now living in a downtown beehive
22:15 mircea_popescu yeah, not really practical in condos etc.
22:15 mircea_popescu (of course -- those should have their own, but let's not get ahead of ourselves, orcistan still has problem with bridges staying up, what sane condo development)
22:16 * asciilifeform has seen condos with petrol gensets on balcony. but this admittedly is not quite mircea_popescu-grade
22:17 mircea_popescu asciilifeform and i've been invited to gringo retiree grand party with asado on balcony. dork actually had stuffed a grill thing in there.
22:17 asciilifeform hey at least it aint the afghani indoor cooking fires on nth floor flat described by naggum...
22:18 mircea_popescu i guess.
22:18 asciilifeform phunphakt : 1) ~all gringostan office hellholes have gensets. but: 2) completely pointless, they are installed by usg decree and only connect to... the lift (horrors!11, someone could be stuck in a lift for an hour)
22:19 douchebag mircea_popescu: Suppose I find some females who would be willing to write the code on her tits
22:19 mircea_popescu asciilifeform you don't understand. zek confronting his existence without distraction for an hour => shooting rampage.
22:19 douchebag How do you want me to go about this?
22:20 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: that's the closest thing to an explanatory hypothesis i've ever heard for this
22:20 mircea_popescu douchebag click the links in the article, plenty of irc examples ; but may i suggest if you do find them you take THEM to europe instead ?
22:20 mircea_popescu at least, that's the heuristic i'd use.
22:20 mircea_popescu asciilifeform rampaging zek costs millions in insurance claims. worth it.
22:21 asciilifeform 'The lights must never go out, / The music must always play, / Lest we should see where we are, / Lost in a haunted wood, / Children afraid of the night / Who have never been happy or good.' (tm)(r)
22:21 mircea_popescu aha
22:21 douchebag I could definitely find women to do it, but I guess what I'm asking is could I just send the photo here? Do you want them to come in here and chat, what's the deal?
22:22 mircea_popescu dude... http://btcbase.org/log/2014-10-24#893306
22:22 a111 Logged on 2014-10-24 17:12 mircea_popescu: write 0bc8870d, take a pic, post link.
22:23 mircea_popescu there's a dozen example. chick shows up, gets her link, it's a process.
22:24 douchebag Alright, that's what I thought I just wanted to make sure
22:25 mircea_popescu inb4 he's gonna try and game it and end up actually whacked.
22:32 mircea_popescu trinque so should i redo ?
22:34 trinque yep, everything's back up
22:34 mircea_popescu !!pay douchebag 0.01
22:34 deedbot Get your OTP: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/AA39b/?raw=true
22:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/IWhr8/?raw=true
22:36 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: 1s
22:40 douchebag mircea_popescu: Will I be alerted when the funds are transferred
22:41 mircea_popescu douchebag i think not ; but !!ledger tomorrow or whatever.
22:45 douchebag Okay it shows in my balance
22:45 mircea_popescu cool.
22:45 douchebag I did !!withdraw 0.01 btcaddress
22:45 douchebag How long does it usually take?
22:45 mircea_popescu i dunno, a few hours ?
22:46 trinque takes till I do it, since it's a manual process
22:46 douchebag forsure
22:47 douchebag trinque: So I decrypted the OTP - Do I have to send a command afterwards?
22:47 douchebag to prove I decrypted the otp
22:47 mircea_popescu yes, you !!v the string it gave you
22:47 douchebag Awesome - thanks
22:48 trinque aaand I have a printout
22:50 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/lqRJF/?raw=true
22:50 douchebag mircea_popescu: You've done a fair amount of travelling I assume, correct?
22:50 mircea_popescu yes.
22:51 douchebag Where are some places you would suggest?
22:51 douchebag We're starting off with Poland
22:51 mircea_popescu well... what are you looking for ?
22:52 douchebag Just to visit interesting places with a lot of history
22:52 mircea_popescu if you're looking for pussy, budapest and the czech republic. maybe latvia. if you're looking for skiing, the german alps. if you're looking ... on it goes neh.
22:53 mircea_popescu are you backpacking basically ?
22:54 douchebag I'll only be bringing my laptop, my clothes, hygeine supplies, and paperwork
22:54 mircea_popescu so then most of eastern europe works for you, it's cheaper and it's generally got more history than the west. except for carcasonne or something.
22:55 mircea_popescu i dunno, go to belgrade see the kalemegdan. belgrade can keep one occupied for months, it's a nice town.
22:55 mircea_popescu or else, poland is full of castles and ancient sleepy little towns. so is all of rhutenia, really (east germany, west ukraine, etc)
22:56 douchebag Yeah I think we're going to have a great time. I was immediately on board when I found out how cheap flights are over there
22:56 mircea_popescu most of eastern europe can actually be ~walked~, as per ye olde "church steeple within day's ride."
22:57 mircea_popescu and yes, something like ny to washington is <50 euros in yurp.
22:59 douchebag Any advice you'd give to someone who's travelling for the first time? The farthest I have ever travelled was from IL to TN
22:59 mircea_popescu don't worry about it.
23:00 douchebag Yeah I'm not too worried - I think it's going to be a lot of fun
23:00 mircea_popescu i expect. well, my other advice is don't take anywhere any girl who's not comfortable naked in public, but i dun wanna mix in others' affairs, so.
23:01 douchebag I'm looking forward to seeing the castles and whatnot, she's visited Poland before and loved it
23:01 mircea_popescu yeah, plenty still standing. definitely worth the time.
23:05 phf i'd stop by karlovy vary for some hot springs, also i'm quite fond of tallinn as far as that whole medieval vibe
23:06 douchebag Yeah I think that's pretty amazing how there still churches and castles standing that are close to a thousand years old
23:06 mircea_popescu actually there's roman fortifications throughout southern europe, 2k years old.
23:07 douchebag I'm sure that's quite the experience to visit these places
23:07 mircea_popescu city i grew up in, had this chunk of roman fortification still standing 3-4 stories high right downtown.
23:08 mircea_popescu europe, you know.
23:08 douchebag Anyone ever visit Austria? She said she had a great time when she visited there
23:08 mircea_popescu sure.
23:08 douchebag Anything in particular you'd reccomend checking out there?
23:09 mircea_popescu vienna lol. seriously, you can spend years just dealing with vienna.
23:09 mircea_popescu also friedrick's follies in bavaria, not very far. and in general... the only lacking element is time.
23:10 douchebag Oh yeah she was in Vienna when she was there, she mentioned that people aren't allowed to live in cities besides vienna without permission or something along those lines
23:12 douchebag Not too sure what the deal is with that
23:12 mircea_popescu never heard of it.
23:13 douchebag Me neither, I tried looking it up but didn't really find anything. I could have misunderstood
23:17 douchebag Any places you've enjoyed outside of Europe?
23:18 mircea_popescu you mean like, costa rica ?
23:19 douchebag Yes
23:19 mircea_popescu sure. egypt is pretty cool, but not really for the beginner.
23:19 mircea_popescu southern mexico also.
23:22 douchebag Yeah I have a friend who was living in southern mexico for awhile, he said he loved it and he was living in a penthouse for dirt cheap
23:29 douchebag mircea_popescu: I know someone who is willing to show tits, but she doesn't want to include face
23:29 mircea_popescu weird.
23:30 douchebag If you're cool with that let me know, otherwise I suppose I'll try talking her into it
23:34 mircea_popescu not cool with it. the whole point is for girls to take this opportunity and fix their heads.
23:34 douchebag I think I convinced her
23:35 douchebag Just takes a little persuasion sometimes, haha
23:39 mircea_popescu !!up Entropy_
23:39 deedbot Entropy_ voiced for 30 minutes.
23:42 mircea_popescu !!up la
23:42 deedbot la voiced for 30 minutes.
23:43 douchebag la is the female
23:43 douchebag Explain what to do
23:43 mircea_popescu oh come on.
23:44 trinque lol this kid
23:45 douchebag hm?
23:45 douchebag I'll help her get her gpg keys and stuff setup
23:46 mircea_popescu la hello ?
23:46 la hello
23:47 mircea_popescu how goes ?
23:47 la all well and swell
23:47 mircea_popescu you here for teh http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ i take it ?
23:48 la is this like actually real?
23:48 mircea_popescu in a manner of speaking.
23:48 douchebag !!help
23:48 deedbot http://deedbot.org/help.html
23:49 la !!register -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Comment: User-ID: LALALA <LALALA@fakemail.com> Comment: Created: 3/28/2018 10:44 PM Comment: Type: 2048-bit RSA (secret key available) Comment: Usage: Signing, Encryption, Certifying User-IDs Comment: Fingerprint: 741311C4CD2C31823CD5E41EE677AA7C19F99541 mQENBFq8YSkBCAC8PPWEbi10oYLKZ0x+3kvwZvlzzRyzXArdedKx5jRUgu/VACja Dq5+bGlT7zjISt1eOmAVuraQuGnwlfitigiiE92A4CNclFjw2J0SIM+BXpcFXFbF rev0f0
23:49 deedbot Provide a paste URL to the ascii-armored GPG public key or the full 40 character key fingerprint without spaces or dashes.
23:49 mircea_popescu lol
23:49 douchebag noo
23:49 douchebag you paste the url
23:49 la oop
23:49 la !!register http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/JRWUF/?raw=true
23:49 deedbot 741311C4CD2C31823CD5E41EE677AA7C19F99541 registered as la.
23:49 mircea_popescu that went quickly enough.
23:51 la what code should I write
23:51 mircea_popescu la dja have a link to a profile somewhere or anything ?
23:52 la you mean social media?
23:52 mircea_popescu did you read that article at all ?
23:53 la https://i.imgur.com/CaH10VB.jpg
23:53 mircea_popescu lmao.
23:54 mircea_popescu "Has previously posted nudie selfshots on the web. You will be required to prove this by supplying a link." << that part. in http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/#selection-37.0-37.105
23:54 la ok
23:55 la uhh
23:55 la I've sent nudes on discord I guesss
23:55 mircea_popescu what, is it your first time ?
23:55 mircea_popescu eh, mkay what the hell. here : 2f9d4475
23:55 la first time this public
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