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00:10 BingoBoingo lololololol
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01:00 asciilifeform relatedly, asciilifeform turned over a stone and saw a great many worms, none of them in any way remarkable.
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01:50 BingoBoingo The last time I did that there was a grub with the worms
01:54 BingoBoingo !!Up vik2839
01:54 deedbot vik2839 voiced for 30 minutes.
01:55 jurov slovakia too: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/10/crypto-failure-cripples-millions-of-high-security-keys-750k-estonian-ids/?amp=1
01:59 jurov "The flaw resides in the Infineon-developed RSA Library version v1.02.013, specifically within an algorithm it implements for RSA primes generation. "
02:05 jurov mod6: ben_vulpes: shall i renew therealbitcoin.org/com using foundation funds?
02:06 mircea_popescu oh i see, "conspiracy theories" is it.
02:06 mircea_popescu schmucks.
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05:34 BingoBoingo "You could now go to court and deny that it was you that signed something—there would be no way to prove it, because theoretically, anyone could have worked out your private key." << WTF Mate?
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07:43 phf https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2017/10/16/the-russian-cryptoruble-story-whats-actually-happening-here/ Russian crypto currency with Russian cryptography
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08:41 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i have nfi, apparently the idiotreich by now imagines i have to make the case, not it.
08:41 mircea_popescu phf who the fuck is some tool named david know or have to say about "ruble" anyway
08:42 mircea_popescu anyway, let's briefly revisit the http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-16#1725733 akamai story to establish some points of republican accounting.
08:42 a111 Logged on 2017-10-16 19:42 mircea_popescu: but since we're doing this : lewin's "50k competition business idea" runs a quarter million boxes in something like a coupal thousand dcs. to compare and contrast with http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-12#1724349
08:43 mircea_popescu so, this entity has Gross Receipts on the level of about 2.5bn, for simplicity.
08:43 mircea_popescu Gross Margin is specifically what's left of revenue (aka GR) once you substract the capital costs. that's maintenance, amortization, scl.
08:44 mircea_popescu possibly something like 50% GM makes sense, at least at the level of precision contemplated here. it's not so far off to say that a) the lifetime of a box is a year ; b) the lifetime cost of a box is about 5k and c) there are no other capital goods in akamai.
08:45 mircea_popescu these are all gross approximations, of course, but not really THAT far off.
08:45 mircea_popescu Net Margin is what's left of the GM once all human costs have been substracted. this includes all salaries, ALL TAX, compliance, etcetera.
08:46 mircea_popescu because no, as a point of republican ideology no tax is anything other than a salary.
08:46 mircea_popescu and that's about the whole story, really.
08:46 mircea_popescu davout ^
08:49 mircea_popescu (and in other lulz : http://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/akam ; now try and find their fucking annual reports, and when the link 404s think to yourself that hey, this is perfectly fine, after all it's nasdaq, a perfectly legitimate scamsite, because pantsuit says so! for ourdemocracy vorwarts!!!)
08:50 mircea_popescu how the fuck is nasdaq.com linking to companyspotlight.com that seo-redirects to orderanualreports.com any fucking different from randomscamsite.lol redirecting to fakeoffers.hurr redirecting to 419emergency.site ?
08:51 mircea_popescu but let's talk instead of what proof i have that the proof there displayed is proving anything, amirite.
08:51 mircea_popescu all dem toxicfax an whatnot.
08:58 mircea_popescu (oh and since we're on usg tools : nominum, nsa's shell company used in the "community consensus" building of the reformed dns system etc, ended up parked in akamai's basement for "an undisclosed amount" earlier this year. which is how these work and why they exist in the first place.)
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09:30 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-17#1725950 << hilarious homogoogletranslaticus : 'we know that there are certain bookmark mechanisms in this cryptography'
09:30 a111 Logged on 2017-10-17 11:43 phf: https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2017/10/16/the-russian-cryptoruble-story-whats-actually-happening-here/ Russian crypto currency with Russian cryptography
09:30 asciilifeform orig of course was 'закладки'
09:31 asciilifeform in this case, of course, logicbomb
09:36 asciilifeform in other thefts, 'The researchers went on to find 15 factorizable keys used for TLS. Strangely, almost all of them contain the string "SCADA" in the common name field.'
09:36 asciilifeform 'researchers' didjaknow.
09:37 asciilifeform !#s scada
09:37 a111 8 results for "scada", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=scada
09:45 mircea_popescu hurr.
09:51 ben_vulpes jurov: yes please
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10:37 mod6 Yup, sounds good jurov. Thanks!
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11:01 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/asphalt-tango-revisited/ << Trilema - Asphalt Tango, revisited
11:03 phf mircea_popescu, asciilifeform i will admit i didn't read the article, original is in ru, various english transcommentaries are no better than this david guy.
11:04 phf i figured it's as good as any placeholder for "cryptoruble", but yes, david is a "unix system administrator by day" who looks like this https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/david-gerard-by-pauline-martindale-225x300.jpg, which makes him supremely qualified to comment on russia, bitcoin, technology, economics, …
11:05 mircea_popescu i fucking hate fucktards who post web quality pics with "by random schmuky hipster" bylines.
11:05 phf actually i'm just going to leave the whole about page here https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/about/
11:05 mircea_popescu lmao.
11:06 mircea_popescu it takes a very special sort of tard to buy subdomains off co.uk's blog.
11:06 mircea_popescu phf speaking of blogs, here's a trick : https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/david-gerard-by-pauline-martindale.jpg
11:07 phf i'd rather look ad david in lower resolution
11:07 mircea_popescu anyway, i would expect "his interest in russia" dates from the 90s, back when he was a 39 yo bachelor "looking to expand his dating horizons"
11:08 phf “He was previously an award-winning music journalist, and has blogged about music at Rocknerd since 2001. He is a volunteer spokesman for Wikipedia, and is on the board of the RationalMedia Foundation, host of skeptical wiki RationalWiki. Originally from Australia, he lives in east London with his spouse Arkady and their daughter. Until he reinstalled the laptop they were on, he was the proud owner of six Dogecoins.”
11:08 mircea_popescu ahaha.
11:08 mircea_popescu totally called it. arkady eh.
11:14 phf and for those who'd like an even deeper david rabbit hole, https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/David_Gerard and https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Arkady, i am otherwise tapping out. first article of the day, and i've already had enough
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11:33 shinohai Well thanks phf .... that's enough internet for me today.
11:42 asciilifeform ahahaha wat am i reading and why
11:42 asciilifeform arkady is a boy's name btw
11:45 shinohai https://twitter.com/x0rz/status/919888593958694912 <<< Your first day as a darknet market and you realize those Indians from fivver fucked you.
11:45 mircea_popescu asciilifeform so ?
11:49 mircea_popescu shinohai from the same source, https://twitter.com/x0rz/status/920311815124504576 << what's he on about ? of... course they would.
11:50 shinohai kek
12:05 shinohai In other faulty rng's http://archive.is/Wm4e7
12:06 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/8noNp/?raw=true
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12:54 shinohai "Bitcoin Crash is teh REAL Bitcoin, hurr durr" http://archive.is/UXqol
12:54 shinohai Brought to you by this scammer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Ayre
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13:21 asciilifeform 'Ayre plans to build Bodog into a mainstream 21st-century digital entertainment conglomerate. He is noted for his "billionaire bad boy" image yet shrewd business sense.'
13:21 asciilifeform and pediwikia Definitely Not Hourly Cocksucker For Usgshills...
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13:41 asciilifeform meanwhile, in orlols, https://archive.is/Bz5MY >> 'The final numbers, announced early the next day, came to exactly 59 dead and 527 wounded, and they haven't been updated since. Of the wounded, not a single person has subsequently died. It appears that the only two options were instant death or swift recovery.'
13:44 asciilifeform ( re http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-07#1722152 )
13:44 a111 Logged on 2017-10-07 01:03 mircea_popescu: well, yes, but then again how many of the 500 will join the choir invisible ?
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14:01 davout http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-17#1725962 <<< ¿qué?
14:01 a111 Logged on 2017-10-17 12:46 mircea_popescu: davout ^
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14:25 asciilifeform in other lulz, via phf's links, https://archive.is/0Zm7C
14:25 phf huh, odd, i thought ed was dead for good
14:26 asciilifeform 'He really is a bisexual goth s&m freak with a disabled wife and furry girlfriend, and he got that girlfriend pregnant, while his wife has her own girlfriend. He really is a senior member of Wikipedia - the motherfucking UK media spokesperson and a Checkuser. He is meant to be respectable! He uses his real name in all of this. These are his real photos that he took himself, and has listed for public download. It is very difficult to
14:26 asciilifeform find "normal" pictures of him - or Arkady - or "Red Countess" (his (ex)wife). It is just plain and simply impossible to make any fun of him any worse than this. What more could you say that isn't actually true already? David Gerard himself is disappointed that this article doesn't make fun of him more.'
14:27 shinohai "I was going to burn this money in front of some homeless people, but this seemed like a bigger waste."
14:27 shinohai lol
14:27 asciilifeform 'sysadmin on RationalWiki'
14:29 asciilifeform phf: it may well be dead, i'm quoting from an archived pg
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14:53 mircea_popescu " He is noted for his "billionaire bad boy" image yet shrewd business sense." << what the everloving fuck ?
14:53 mircea_popescu PSA : hey schmucks -- it's ok to exist without attempting to pretend you're me. seriously now. being MP isn't for everyone. not quite managing to be MP isn't the end of the world.
14:53 mircea_popescu jesus christ already.
14:55 mircea_popescu davout trying to include you into republican affairs in the only apparently remaining opportunity, ie discussions of accounting reform.
14:56 mircea_popescu phf it's been dead for at least a decade.
15:00 asciilifeform bonus: https://archive.is/Wlcla << subj.
15:00 mircea_popescu https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/9/91/David_Gerard_wedding_pics.jpg <<< ima use this as the standard illustration of new russia.
15:01 asciilifeform d00d is as american as mickey-d afaik
15:01 mircea_popescu so ?
15:01 mircea_popescu i don't go to school and i kill people.
15:01 mircea_popescu whatever, i do what i want.
15:02 asciilifeform http://pbfcomics.com/comics/now-showing/ << related.
15:03 mircea_popescu lol
15:03 mircea_popescu i like how the zebra has a shooster of its own.
15:04 asciilifeform http://pbfcomics.com/comics/metamorph-assist/ << recent, apropos.
15:09 asciilifeform upstack, in http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-17#1725998 is mentioned a https://twitter.com/AlgoVPN , 'Set up a personal IPSEC VPN in the cloud. We are an open source project supported by @trailofbits' , which -- hilariously and not at all secretly -- is nsa contractor
15:09 a111 Logged on 2017-10-17 15:49 mircea_popescu: shinohai from the same source, https://twitter.com/x0rz/status/920311815124504576 << what's he on about ? of... course they would.
15:09 mircea_popescu hey, nsa is not teh terrorists.
15:09 * asciilifeform at one time familiar with subj through direct contact in the saeculum
15:10 asciilifeform was working in a salt mine that subcontracted for 'bits'
15:11 asciilifeform 'Oct 11 We were denied funding for a rewrite focused on ease of use. Can any of our users help us get funding?' << ahahahahaha
15:11 asciilifeform https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL5-jkUVQAA-MrL.jpg ^
15:13 mircea_popescu in other lulz, https://archive.is/LeUKx#selection-4015.124-4015.211 <<->> http://trilema.com/2014/spamming-reddit-an-experiment/#selection-2863.0-2863.4 yet STILL can't come out with "oh ok, whadda ya know, turns out MP owns all teh interwebz".
15:14 asciilifeform http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/65x3G/?raw=true << elsewhere in the reich. ( entomologists only )
15:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/A480v/?raw=true
15:16 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: got it !
15:23 mircea_popescu https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/6/66/Playboykitty.jpg << who the fuck has doors like that. what is this, a film set ?!
15:27 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: anglodwelling have doors like that. i have a set right here.
15:28 mircea_popescu nuts.
15:28 asciilifeform these microscopic 'hallways', the size of phone booth
15:28 asciilifeform doors on 3 side.
15:28 mircea_popescu is this how the anglotards have sex then ? they bump into each other at that delicate moment of confuswion when crossind thresholds ?
15:29 asciilifeform that item, btw, is not something i've observed anywhere, even in anglotardistan
15:29 asciilifeform it seems to exist only in mircea_popescu's argentina
15:29 mircea_popescu so i've been for the past 15 minutes reading about the problems of poor people. jesus christ who even gives a twinkling fuck.
15:29 mircea_popescu also, teeny scorpions album covers are a problem now ?
15:29 asciilifeform waiwat
15:31 mircea_popescu asciilifeform apparently that ancient picture of a whatever she was, 12 yo mostly naked resulted in some sort of turmoil.
15:31 asciilifeform aaa
15:32 mircea_popescu i dunno, they had a thing going in the 80s, most all of the slowly-irrelevantizing bands of "classic rock" put out pre-fuck chick covers.
15:32 mircea_popescu https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Virgin_Killer item
15:36 mircea_popescu "In a 2008 interview, Schenker added "We would never again do something like this".[11] The band's former lead guitarist Uli Jon Roth notes that the cover art of the "old Scorpion albums" were "usually done by other people".[10] He has since expressed regret over the original album cover: Looking at that picture today makes me cringe. It was done in the worst possible taste. Back then I was too immature to see that." and bull
15:36 mircea_popescu crap.
15:36 mircea_popescu people really need to stop paying attention to old twat's "taste" and generally expectations.
15:36 asciilifeform 'we regret our foray into being people, and promise to become compliant cockroaches forevermoar'
15:37 mircea_popescu whatever, minor band in the later days of a minor subculture.
15:38 mircea_popescu Vcalist Klaus Meine explains that the band's penchant for controversial cover art stems from a desire "to go over the edge" and not "to offend some people or make the headlines [as] that would be stupid" << what the fuck does this even mean ?
15:39 davout http://btcbase.org/log/2017-10-17#1726022 <<< lolwut
15:39 a111 Logged on 2017-10-17 18:55 mircea_popescu: davout trying to include you into republican affairs in the only apparently remaining opportunity, ie discussions of accounting reform.
15:39 mircea_popescu pretty much the only thing that comes to mind is the now famous soviet самокритика, and the significantly less famous but culturally much more important habiot of medieval tards to conduct "religious debates" with the jews, lose miserably, then claim "draw".
15:40 davout the akamai thing just didn't make much sense to me
15:40 mircea_popescu alrighty.
15:42 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2014-04-29#650435 << in other blasts from teh past.
15:42 a111 Logged on 2014-04-29 22:47 mircea_popescu: !jd mpif
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16:39 asciilifeform in blasts from the even moar distant past, https://archive.is/SIBFA << yet another diddled konsoomer ciphertron from 1980s
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16:56 asciilifeform !~later tell hanbot http://thewhet.net appears to be down -- is it in same brother's grave as dulap ?
16:56 jhvh1 asciilifeform: The operation succeeded.
16:57 asciilifeform re dulap : it, mind-bogglingly, is... still up
16:58 asciilifeform oh hm, finally dead as of today.
17:01 asciilifeform ( do we still say 'died' when a zombie goes back to his grave..? )
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17:18 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/the-mechanic-2/ << Trilema - The Mechanic
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18:49 BingoBoingo !~ticker --market all
18:49 jhvh1 BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 5575.0, vol: 9677.78776607 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 5570.1, vol: 34213.01771368 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 4251.858, vol: 0.00000000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 5580.0, vol: 3633.87767441 | Volume-weighted last average: 5571.85480495
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22:55 BingoBoingo "A quick consultation with Satan established that Our Dark Lord and Master doesn't like her much at all. Satan doesn't like furries even though Satan is, himself, a yiffing furry with a Goatlord fursona - Satan is allowed to be a hypocrite because he is Satan." << Not bad, but #trilema sorta raises the bar above this. Oh to go back to binge reading ED 2009
22:55 BingoBoingo *in 2009
22:58 BingoBoingo If only the wikipedos could be banished to a world where snakes are wide instead of long
23:06 BingoBoingo https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Fan_death
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23:25 BingoBoingo https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Stephen_Paddock << And in recent events
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