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00:12 * BingoBoingo still wonders what "Trump administration"? This is an 8 year reich that Estados Unidos has been sentenced to serve.
00:18 BingoBoingo Ask not what your Trump can do for you. Ask yourself what he did to you, hand on pussy.
00:18 BingoBoingo http://oglaf.com/annals/
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00:38 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/IxILl
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03:03 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-12#1681987 << bwahahaha
03:03 a111 Logged on 2017-07-12 19:45 BingoBoingo: http://oglaf.com/pirated/
03:03 mircea_popescu great one
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05:23 mircea_popescu !!up scriba
05:23 deedbot scriba voiced for 30 minutes.
05:23 mircea_popescu !!up Scronty
05:23 deedbot Scronty voiced for 30 minutes.
05:23 mircea_popescu and who might you be ?
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05:40 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/the-practical-costs-of-hallucinated-freedom/ << Trilema - The practical costs of hallucinated freedom
05:41 mircea_popescu ^ in celebration of the "recent events" that... weren't.
05:51 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2015/why-representative-democracy-doesnt-work-and-doesnt-make-sense/#comment-114493 >> whole discussion very much on point re the whole ru 99 / ro 2004 thing, for the antiquarianly minded.
06:05 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-02#1461007 << i FINALLY lolled : "Коллайдер" ??? У автора в лексиконе не нашлось подходящего русскоязычного слова? / Какое например? Исконно русский факторизатор?
06:05 a111 Logged on 2016-05-02 12:43 asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu https://www.opennet.ru/opennews/art.shtml?num=44356 << moar lulz
06:14 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-21#1688195 << are you satisfied re this point, by the way ? trinque's "not a man" item wasn't much pursued, but it is substantial enough.
06:14 a111 Logged on 2017-07-21 04:43 asciilifeform: however, i gotta ask, what happened to http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-17#1685436 ? usg beat and imprisoned the rabbis, at the end of the day. so how come it does not 'prove superiority' in mircea_popescu's lens ?
06:15 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-21#1688217 << the whore gets paid because ~you~ think she should be. the robber gets paid because ~he~ thinks he should be. very unlike items, these.
06:15 a111 Logged on 2017-07-21 04:50 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform robber who uses "laws" is properly known as whore, not robber.
06:18 mircea_popescu the case of the whore is not of "man who walks into room and overpowers all those present", but instead "woman walks into room and seduces all those present".
06:19 mircea_popescu these are very much not the same : i can say "i'm not interested" in the woman case only.
06:19 mircea_popescu which is the whole item here : yes usg seduces a bunch of dorks, but what i am saying is that a) i'm not seduced myslef and b) i do not think very much of they who are.
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09:32 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688896 << yea sold
09:32 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 10:14 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-21#1688195 << are you satisfied re this point, by the way ? trinque's "not a man" item wasn't much pursued, but it is substantial enough.
09:33 asciilifeform did mention insects in same thread, neh
09:44 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688898 << how would you classify racketeer/bagman?
09:44 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 10:15 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-21#1688217 << the whore gets paid because ~you~ think she should be. the robber gets paid because ~he~ thinks he should be. very unlike items, these.
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11:43 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688906 << the classification of agent depends on the classification of principal he agents for.
11:43 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 13:44 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688898 << how would you classify racketeer/bagman?
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12:23 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: plox to expand?
12:23 mircea_popescu ok, but where ?
12:23 asciilifeform what diff does it make for whom the bagman bagmans
12:24 mircea_popescu all the difference in the world, neh ? what difference does it make for whom the postman brings letters ? well, if he brings othello letters from desdemona, he is a sort of cupid ; and if they are from the doge, a sort of mercury.
12:26 asciilifeform i dun see how this applies to robbery tho. how does it make a diff to me ~why~ i am being robbed.
12:26 asciilifeform i.e. whether it is because luciano wants new yacht or new whore
12:27 asciilifeform robbed just the same, neh
12:27 mircea_popescu so you just wanted the money ?
12:27 mircea_popescu if you spend it, does it make a difference to you what you spend it on ?
12:27 asciilifeform if ~i~ spend it.
12:27 mircea_popescu but not otherwise.
12:28 asciilifeform how would it make a diff to me how the robber spends it.
12:28 mircea_popescu how he spends it is not the item, but who or rather what he is.
12:29 asciilifeform all robbers are entirely the same type of thing from my pov, and vary only in skill and size.
12:29 asciilifeform and are as desirable a thing to have around, as cancer and landslides.
12:29 mircea_popescu and i suppose if i were come to your house tomorrow unbidden, sit on your couch and pour myself a glass of wine you'll say you weren't robbed ?
12:29 asciilifeform dunno, didja take the couch home?
12:29 mircea_popescu im taking some wine to the bathroom in any event.
12:30 mircea_popescu the "it was not robbery for [insert reasons]" is the common, but also nonsensical escape from this fix. the correct way out is to notice that yes you were robbed, but it matters who does it.
12:31 asciilifeform uninvited guest in your house at night, is rarely a friend.
12:31 mircea_popescu sure, rarely. yet you can be robbed of your heart and not mind the loss any.
12:31 asciilifeform this mixing of unlikes, dirty thinking, mircea_popescu barfs when other folx do it.
12:32 mircea_popescu the only problem's that they are unlikes here.
12:32 mircea_popescu whether they are* i mean
12:32 asciilifeform luciano is no friend of mine, my couch is not his couch, no wine willingly give to him.
12:33 mircea_popescu but that so far as luciano.
12:33 mircea_popescu can you say "no one is a friend of mine" ? and if you can, what does it mean, "wine" ?
12:33 * asciilifeform tightens gas mask canister
12:35 mircea_popescu suppose you go to the casino, yes, and lose some money playing with the fates. if you discover that the game was fixed, will you go "ah well, i had lost it anyway" ?
12:35 asciilifeform not being a gurl, i dun see any blur in the line between the willingly and unwillingly given wine , b/w friend and foe
12:35 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it can't possibly be willingly given, i didn't ask.
12:35 asciilifeform and where i live it is not customary for friend to break into house. it tends to end badly.
12:36 mircea_popescu yes, you live in a most strange of places :D where you aim to live it was quite customary.
12:36 asciilifeform at any rate mircea_popescu is welcome to walk into my yurt and drink all the kumys he wants whenever.
12:37 mircea_popescu why thank you.
12:37 mircea_popescu but the point remains -- it very much matters whose principal thje agent is.
12:42 mircea_popescu there's edges of this observable everywhere in nature. why make car insurance mandatory ? so that every idiot with a donut has a certain kind of principal behind him, so accidents can stay accidents and you can actually get your car fixed rather than "hurr durr i'm anon pothead, lolz".
12:42 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688938 << this is actually a great puzzler ( what is it that folx feel cheated of, when they are cheated at cards )
12:42 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 16:35 mircea_popescu: suppose you go to the casino, yes, and lose some money playing with the fates. if you discover that the game was fixed, will you go "ah well, i had lost it anyway" ?
12:43 mircea_popescu aha!
12:43 mircea_popescu asciilifeform it's not limited to that, either. what do folks feel cheated of, when they declare to have been cheated on by spouse ?
12:44 mircea_popescu "her affection!" "can you be cheated of things you imagined ?"
12:44 asciilifeform i thought it was the cockwidthcalibration.
12:44 mircea_popescu so maybe same with cards :)
12:46 * asciilifeform thinks back to the rather complicated philosophy of ru prison re when it is 'kosher' to cheat at cards, and with whom
12:46 mircea_popescu ~and with whom~.
12:46 mircea_popescu expand, let's have the story in the logs.
12:46 asciilifeform ( as illustrated here, http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-20#1687951 )
12:46 a111 Logged on 2017-07-20 23:54 asciilifeform: hether there was any likelihood of being passed a false banknote and whether he could pass on a false note himself. There was no definite system involved in all this. Sometimes a fist like a hairy water-melon would appear in the little window, but it was obvious that Tatarsky could quite safely send its owner to hell and beyond. Then sometimes Tatarsky's heart would skip a beat in fright at the sight of a slim female hand
12:47 asciilifeform my education consists of secondary sources, i'd rather mircea_popescu expanded.
12:47 asciilifeform also it is tea time, brb
12:47 mircea_popescu you know i wasn't ever in jail either.
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13:12 mircea_popescu meanwhile at teh club, http://68.media.tumblr.com/90688d90d3207ffb7a2d1179f07c9b10/tumblr_o915ywAHth1vshvsro1_1280.jpg
13:13 phf she cute who dat
13:14 mircea_popescu random russki
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13:38 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688954 << "это был севочка, знаменитый знаток терца, штоса и буры -- трех классических карточных игр, вдохновенный исполнитель тысячи карточных правил, строгое соблюдение которых обязательно в настоящем сражении. про севочку говорили,
13:38 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 16:46 asciilifeform thinks back to the rather complicated philosophy of ru prison re when it is 'kosher' to cheat at cards, and with whom
13:38 phf что он «превосходно исполняет» -- то есть показывает умение и ловкость шулера. он был и шулер, конечно; честная воровская игра — это и есть игра на обман: следи и уличай партнера, это твое право, умей обмануть сам, умей отспорить сомнительный выигрыш.
13:38 phf играли всегда двое — один на один. никто из мастеров не унижал себя участием в групповых играх вроде очка. садиться с сильным «исполнителями» не боялись — так и в шахматах настоящий боец ищет сильнейшего противника."
13:41 phf (a rather butchered translation) "it was sevochka, a famous expert at terza, stos and bura, the three traditional card games. he was a master of the extensive ruleset, strict adherence to which was mandatory in any real confrontation. they said about sevochka that he is an “excellent performer” that is he shows the skill and the agility of a card sharp. of course he actually was a card sharp; an honest theifs game is a game of deceit: observe and c
13:41 phf atch your opponnent, it's your right, know how to cheat yourself, know how to dispute a questionable win. a game is always between two people -- one on one. none of the pros would degrade themselves by participating in a group game like ochko. none would be scared to play against a strong “performer” either -- like in chess a real pro looks for a strong oponnent."
13:42 asciilifeform phf nails it
13:43 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688962 << woah : facechix!!
13:43 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 17:12 mircea_popescu: meanwhile at teh club, http://68.media.tumblr.com/90688d90d3207ffb7a2d1179f07c9b10/tumblr_o915ywAHth1vshvsro1_1280.jpg
13:45 phf apparently terza is a pure sakhalin invention, stos is known in u.s. as faro or pharaoh and bura while also a custom prison game is essentially thirty-one
13:45 asciilifeform faro interestingly was ~the~ 19th c game
13:45 asciilifeform but today ~extinct.
13:46 asciilifeform ( in usa that is )
13:54 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B4A9F8064616CAF4A77EF29B696C8E55FF481782DBFC35092B3CEC51BAA60B2A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9287...7133 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '212.0.156.30 (ssh-rsa key from 212.0.156.30 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown SD)
13:54 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/82DFE01A00E566825DFF781D85F4FB9EA8405E400F9B6C772D8FA7552383F0C6 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9903...1737 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '92.112.244.14 (ssh-rsa key from 92.112.244.14 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (14-244-112-92.ip.ukrtel.net. UA)
13:54 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B4A9F8064616CAF4A77EF29B696C8E55FF481782DBFC35092B3CEC51BAA60B2A << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9903...1737 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '212.0.156.30 (ssh-rsa key from 212.0.156.30 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown SD)
13:54 deedbot http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/82DFE01A00E566825DFF781D85F4FB9EA8405E400F9B6C772D8FA7552383F0C6 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9900...7209 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '92.112.244.14 (ssh-rsa key from 92.112.244.14 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (14-244-112-92.ip.ukrtel.net. UA)
13:57 mircea_popescu phf stos / drum de fier is also known in romanian. antique, and very stupid, french game.
13:57 mircea_popescu asciilifeform reason why extinct is that no longer need deck for rng. which is ~all that was.
13:58 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688972 | http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688963 wut do you both see in random club slut like ~any other ?! this is interesting already.
13:58 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 17:43 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688962 << woah : facechix!!
13:58 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 17:13 phf: she cute who dat
14:03 mircea_popescu anyway, the discussion of card cheating brings us to an inverse of that ancient towers point ( http://btcbase.org/log/2015-10-31#1312420 ) : it is only in prison that technology is sufficiently limited for the "cheating -- allowed" approach to work. yes, it does work well, and yes it is very warmly human. but it is also a strong part of the rural vs urban dispute, in that it is strictly a matter of rurality, and can not live
14:03 a111 Logged on 2015-10-31 04:27 mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/un-prophete/#selection-57.90-57.473
14:03 mircea_popescu in town. much like, of course, representative democracy belongs to the simple and them alone ( http://trilema.com/2015/why-representative-democracy-doesnt-work-and-doesnt-make-sense/#selection-79.0-85.2 ).
14:04 mircea_popescu a sort of fairness-and-equality-through-simplicity-and-poverty is required for such things. kinda why orange revolutions work, when they do.
14:04 asciilifeform stupidity is a sort of organic 'natural drm' yea
14:04 asciilifeform 'who would ever think to...'
14:05 mircea_popescu the inconceivable is just as good impermissible as any other.
14:06 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688981 << >> http://92.112.244.14/view/login.html
14:06 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 17:54 deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/82DFE01A00E566825DFF781D85F4FB9EA8405E400F9B6C772D8FA7552383F0C6 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9900...7209 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '92.112.244.14 (ssh-rsa key from 92.112.244.14 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (14-244-112-92.ip.ukrtel.net. UA)
14:06 asciilifeform ^ some huawei rubbish or other
14:06 asciilifeform but not a type i recall seeing previously.
14:06 mircea_popescu but the point : there's always winds. whether men blow the winds against the mechanisms, and create the prison card playing world ; or whether mechanisms blow the winds against people, and create the "company policy" and us office, there'll still be wind, and there'll still be some towers, and some ground down mounds were other towers could have stood.
14:07 mircea_popescu if only wind blew strong the other way.
14:09 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688984 << can't speak for phf, but to my eye she looks like a human face, vs plastic cow
14:09 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 17:58 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688972 | http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688963 wut do you both see in random club slut like ~any other ?! this is interesting already.
14:09 asciilifeform probably by accident, kabuki makeup sweated off etc. but nevertheless.
14:09 asciilifeform i didn't imprint on the kabuki and find it repulsive, is all.
14:10 mircea_popescu she's made up about to the evening level.
14:10 mircea_popescu her eyes are kohl'd, there's powder on the cheek, and well chosen rouge on the lip... what more, really ?
14:10 asciilifeform could be simply camera angle, or could be that there's actually somebody home in that head. i've nfi.
14:11 mircea_popescu mebbe you inprinted on teh sideways glance.
14:15 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688983 << poker still lives
14:15 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 17:57 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform reason why extinct is that no longer need deck for rng. which is ~all that was.
14:15 asciilifeform so can't be the rng
14:15 mircea_popescu why not ? how's this reasoning go ?
14:15 asciilifeform ( though today they ~mandate mechanical shuffling machines, for some reason )
14:15 mircea_popescu you can play faro with a set of dice just as well.
14:16 asciilifeform well they still play cards, that get shuffled, just like 500 yrs ago. unless i misunderstood the rng remark.
14:16 mircea_popescu (in fact, the do, it's called barbut).
14:16 mircea_popescu asciilifeform the game has no actual use for cards, it just uses cards to generate some random numbers. it's not a card game, properly speaking, not anymore than using your car engine for powering your laptop makes the assemblage "it"
14:17 asciilifeform aah in that sense yea
14:18 mircea_popescu that's what i meant.
14:20 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-20#1686972 << in the same vein, though a slightly different subculture there was a super trashy ru magazine XAKEP, which was sort of combination of game/hardware reviews and script kiddie writeups in the style of 2600. they have their archive online https://xakep.ru/pdf/xa/002 https://xakep.ru/pdf/xa/003 https://xakep.ru/pdf/xa/004 etc.
14:20 a111 Logged on 2017-07-20 00:47 asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-19#1686933 << when phf first described subj, asciilifeform thought 'what if i saw it then, would it have made sense, appealed?' but now i know -- no
14:21 asciilifeform woah 100+MB pdf
14:21 asciilifeform holy mother of fuck
14:21 mircea_popescu heh
14:21 mircea_popescu maybe it's on aluminium.
14:21 asciilifeform aint these folx ever heard of djvu
14:21 asciilifeform being from ru -- 0 excuse
14:22 asciilifeform pg. 2 : 'как поиметь девочку из чата?'
14:22 phf :D
14:22 phf xakep magazine is sort of like "the hackers" movie. everybody made fun of it, and everybody bought a copy every month
14:22 asciilifeform in usa this was '2600'
14:23 asciilifeform i'll add that i ~never read ru '31333337 d00dz' material. because deadly boring, even moar thoroughly winblowz-centric than ANYTHING ever to come out of anything in usa short of microshit press itself
14:24 phf yeah, pretty much. but 2600 has the whole "fight the powa!!1" vibe to it, this is more of a trashy 16 y/o internet club rats learning how to deface websites.
14:24 asciilifeform lol p. 17 'how to irc'
14:24 phf "step 1) download mIRC etc."
14:25 mircea_popescu laugh, but from the trouble it gives randos i would expect "how to trilema" is like sitting on a warez pedestal somewhere.
14:25 mircea_popescu "GREATEST SKILLS"
14:26 asciilifeform 'ufo detector' on p. 25
14:28 mircea_popescu girlfriend detector ?
14:28 asciilifeform 'tv jammer' p. 32
14:28 mircea_popescu you would expect the one useful tech could do for 15yo neh ? "left, right, left, left, there she is"
14:28 phf article on "hacker style" "how does he dress? where he buys clothes?" "how does a real hacker speak?"
14:29 mircea_popescu translate that bit if you will ? how does he dress ?
14:29 asciilifeform lol i had nfi that goblin wrote for this rag, phf
14:29 phf mircea_popescu: you missed asciilifeform's "page 2: how to get a girl from irc chat?"
14:29 asciilifeform ( p . 52 )
14:30 mircea_popescu phf no but i mean, directional. like the metal detectors.
14:30 asciilifeform ( and 63, and prolly elsewhere )
14:30 asciilifeform waiwat directional what
14:30 mircea_popescu gf detector!
14:30 mircea_popescu you know, tindr.
14:31 asciilifeform lol iirc we had thread
14:31 asciilifeform with mhc-compat detector.
14:32 mircea_popescu well where is it.
14:32 asciilifeform same place as other barely plausible martian tech, lol
14:32 mircea_popescu fucking moths have it built in ; and rats. what's kids to do in town.
14:33 mircea_popescu rather than deeply dubious "disease scanning arrays" from whatever stupid ho, how about the equally dubious but deeply fun "go this way" aerosol evaluator.
14:33 asciilifeform asciilifeform actually investigated building this.
14:33 mircea_popescu ha!
14:33 asciilifeform but this was ( fortunately ? ) before he had money.
14:33 mircea_popescu i't put it on the car in preference of "radar detector". who fucks radars.
14:35 mircea_popescu fun fact : it should be able to detect A PARTY (say, mingled perfumes in trace amts) from a reasonable distance away.
14:35 asciilifeform i thought that was what yer ears were for
14:35 mircea_popescu i suspect this'd well beat ears.
14:35 mircea_popescu otherwise moth's have huge ears instead of those fuzzy chemcapture devices we call antennae.
14:36 asciilifeform did we ever do the concentrator thread ?
14:36 mircea_popescu iirc.
14:37 asciilifeform where asciilifeform admitted that in preference to gc/ms or other usgairport-like fancy junk, it could very well be a simpler matter of concentrating odours from air and simply piping into own nose
14:37 asciilifeform as telescope is to eye
14:37 * asciilifeform never found any record of such a thing being attempted
14:38 asciilifeform there is an 'olfactometer', instrument that pumps known volume of sampled air from the room into expert nose, for gas leaks etc but is NOT same thing as subj.
14:39 asciilifeform what you'd want here is a vortex tube, that lets dust/heavies settle into exhaust drain, air per se -- out the side pipe, and the magic fraction concentrated 100+x -- to nose.
14:39 mircea_popescu possibly ; though i don't think i'd use this.
14:39 mircea_popescu the whole point is to let the machine err.
14:39 asciilifeform i dunno why mircea_popescu would even want this sort of thing
14:39 mircea_popescu for fun!
14:40 asciilifeform i thought mircea_popescu-style fun consisted of sitting in chair and watching the gurlz fight over which one gets to go in the door
14:40 asciilifeform ( or are they released in the forest to find later, like safari lions in 19th c... ? )
14:45 asciilifeform revisiting http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689019 : 'XAKEP' mag stands head and shoulders above 'mondo' et al rubbish : it may be lame, but (most of) the things it describes ACTUALLY EXISTED, long-forgotten dos games, vapourware, electric schemes for 'detect ufo' that would at least detect passing truck certainly, tv jammer would in fact jam tv.
14:45 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 18:20 phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-20#1686972 << in the same vein, though a slightly different subculture there was a super trashy ru magazine XAKEP, which was sort of combination of game/hardware reviews and script kiddie writeups in the style of 2600. they have their archive online https://xakep.ru/pdf/xa/002 https://xakep.ru/pdf/xa/003 https://xakep.ru/pdf/xa/004 etc.
14:46 asciilifeform it was not the bizarre cocktail of mental illness exhibited in 'mondo'
14:46 mircea_popescu asciilifeform i do all sorts of weird shit. there's iirc trilema telling the story of me calling chick out of the blue. "how did you get thsi number ?" "i had you followed".
14:46 asciilifeform ( faith healers, esp, ufology, were on MAINSTREAM ru tv at the time. so a 'counterculture' mag ~had to~ avoid'em, see )
14:46 mircea_popescu adding a "well, the detector pointed this way" answer to the repertoir wouldn't hurt jack.
14:47 asciilifeform 'how didja find me, lavrentiy pavlovich' 'followed'
14:47 asciilifeform lol
14:47 mircea_popescu xakep, what happens when hacker drinks sake.
14:47 mircea_popescu asciilifeform no but see, it's a big deal, chick didn't shit her panties.
14:48 asciilifeform why would she
14:48 mircea_popescu wouldn't you like to have your wine surrepetitiously drunk by such rather than the melanogaster ?
14:48 mircea_popescu asciilifeform wouldn't you shit it if you were followed and didn't notice ?
14:48 asciilifeform if i had a cunt, wouldn't
14:48 asciilifeform makes a diff whether yer milk or meat, neh
14:48 mircea_popescu but most go around with this puta, neither cock nor cunt imature device.
14:49 mircea_popescu (she, memorably, went "ok, i'ma go out for coffee" "where ?" "just fucking follow me neh.")
14:49 asciilifeform lol!
14:52 mircea_popescu myeah.
14:54 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2009/eu-ma-joc/#selection-29.0-41.121 << story, found meanwhile.
14:59 phf come to think of it, for non cyrillic readers, xakep is how you spell "hacker" in ru, written in this case with latin alphabet, because it just happens that the subset of cyrillic required to write the word "hacker" in ru is also latin
15:04 mircea_popescu except x is not h.
15:04 mircea_popescu csaker.
15:04 phf yeah, scratch the second part, i confused myself
15:05 mircea_popescu csaba the csaker could be a grandiose character, though.
15:05 phf well, also p is not r
15:05 mircea_popescu p is r, surely.
15:06 mircea_popescu https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/06/a5/d0/06a5d0c691cee2dd092acdc1b5d6f1ac.png << PRoof
15:09 phf vaguely relatedly: if you drink unicode cool aid, shouldn't cyrillic latin subset like "a" be unified with the latin equivalent, along the lines of han unification? and then you introduce "linguist context surrogate" or whatever to actually give the glyph proper i18n aware shape? or perhaps that information should be contained purely in font, i.e. "russian" font has latin A rendered with russian typographic conventions. #makeunicodegreatagain
15:10 mircea_popescu the reason they did not wish to do this is plain racism : they were afraid of me, and all the humour i was about to heap on them (the above x is not h but p is r very much apropos), and they understood (correctly) that no such scholarsip is available to yellow men.
15:10 phf and have the other half unified with greek
15:11 mircea_popescu (and since on it : prince csaba was the youngest son of atilla, king of the huns).
15:14 mircea_popescu the only correct unicode, is, obviously, dated font tables. whereby i write in the year-specified letter a. and to read my modern story typeset in fraktur you have to set your computer clock to year 1199 or else the machine will refuse to print ("error! temproally-unavailable fonts detected!") much like gedit refuses to open files in gnome.
15:15 mircea_popescu "the letter A as written in summer 2017 by MP" seems almost sufficient blather doesn't it.
15:16 mircea_popescu (and VERY much what http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-03#1513931 is all about)
15:16 a111 Logged on 2016-08-03 15:40 phf: the whole font changes meaning take two is coming from the japanese. they were actively promoting this idea back during early unicode standardization days, where there was a strong drive to include every idiosyncratic version of kanji in the standard, because "that's how my family writes it in our last name".
15:22 phf but that's an alternative solution, since unicode claims taxonomy of symbols. "A" as written by mp in 2017 is not necessarily different from "A" written by mp during other times (but it might map to different A's within taxonomy, e.g. latin or cyrillic one). in case of japs they claim that the new symbol actually carries additional meaning
15:23 mircea_popescu how does it not carry aditional meaning ?
15:24 mircea_popescu for one thing, sometimes my a is /a/ and sometimes /ə/. and even some other times /ɨ/.
15:25 mircea_popescu and this is not to count the various jokes, and puns, and that in turn is to not count all the cases where i'm fucking with the fucking with it deliberately.
15:26 phf hmm
15:26 phf well, i have to conveniently go afk at this point :)
15:28 mircea_popescu laters :)
15:36 asciilifeform the sane solution , if hieroglyphs are your thing, is http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-15#1684293
15:36 a111 Logged on 2017-07-15 16:48 asciilifeform: they wanna say 妓 -- let'em be stuck saying 32 bytes (16x16 bit matrix, more than enough for any hierohorror) rather than 2 bytes !!!
15:36 asciilifeform ^ searchable, too.
15:37 asciilifeform which is more than you can say for multibyte turdicode
15:38 asciilifeform if they want fancy calligraphy, let'em recognize and substitute the 16x16 bitmap with a fancy.
15:38 asciilifeform but bitmap oughta be the canonical form.
15:38 asciilifeform and ~directly~ blittable.
15:45 deedbot http://trilema.com/2017/beating-that-spark-of-heaven/ << Trilema - Beating, that spark of heaven
~ 21 minutes ~
16:07 mircea_popescu asciilifeform im pretty sure 16x16 "is not enough" because, for instance, "you can not tell if the strokes were made in the correct order"
16:07 asciilifeform nah, enough
16:07 asciilifeform to be readable .
16:07 mircea_popescu this is imperialism!
16:08 asciilifeform let'em suck it and be happy that they get to write their monkeylang at all.
16:08 mircea_popescu chinese matron requires to know whether author was drunk at time of writing.
16:08 asciilifeform and what day of menses the menstruade used as ink was from aha
16:09 mircea_popescu and during which letters.
16:11 asciilifeform incidentally, the 32byte thing will compress ok. just like earthling langs do.
16:12 asciilifeform ( and keeps compressor where it belongs - simple and on the generic outside, rather than specific per monkeylang )
16:15 asciilifeform i dun even give a fuck whether chinese get to write their hieroglyphs . but i'd like to insert occasional nabla or whatnot , greek etc without swapping code pages.
~ 24 minutes ~
16:40 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> mebbe you inprinted on teh sideways glance. << /me suspects this is how alf evals chix, sideways glance suggest greater activity than staring
~ 31 minutes ~
17:11 asciilifeform at the cost of a bit of log clutter, let's indulge asciilifeform's crackpottery, and lay out 妓 ( U+5993 : whore ) :
17:12 asciilifeform 000100000010000
17:12 asciilifeform 000100000010000
17:12 asciilifeform 000100000010000
17:12 asciilifeform 000100111111111
17:12 asciilifeform 111111000010000
17:12 asciilifeform 001001000010000
17:12 asciilifeform 001001000010000
17:12 asciilifeform 001001011111110
17:12 asciilifeform 001001001000010
17:12 asciilifeform 010010001000100
17:12 asciilifeform 001010000100100
17:13 asciilifeform 000100000101000
17:13 asciilifeform 001010000010000
17:13 asciilifeform 010001000101000
17:13 asciilifeform 100000011000100
17:13 asciilifeform 000001100000011
17:13 asciilifeform there we go.
17:13 asciilifeform now cut it down the middle vertically, and walk left to right, and you get the 32 bytes.
17:15 asciilifeform ( gotta add a col of 0s, lol. but worx )
17:23 asciilifeform or... drumroll... :
17:23 asciilifeform 08100810081009ff7e101210121012fe12422444142408281410222840c40303 .
17:24 asciilifeform ~fin~
17:25 asciilifeform it's a mighty mouthful to say 1 word 'whore', BUT it compresses ok -- even if all you use is runlength code.
17:27 asciilifeform and it 'sits on the cock AND eats the fish', in that hieroglyphists get ( if painfully ) to have their nonsense, BUT they also get to feel what it actually costs. and at the same time NO explicit support for any particular hieroglyph clutters yours or my box.
17:30 asciilifeform a clever man might be able to think of something involving vectorized 'brush strokes' rather than raster. might be moar searchable. but inevitably moar complex also.
17:31 asciilifeform i find it interesting that -- afaik -- nobody in actual asia thought of EITHER approach.
17:31 asciilifeform or certainly nobody both thought + implemented.
17:31 asciilifeform instead 'consensus' derp.
17:40 asciilifeform !!up user705
17:40 deedbot user705 voiced for 30 minutes.
17:40 user705 hello
17:41 asciilifeform what brings you here, user705 ?
17:42 user705 learning to properly do this btc
17:42 asciilifeform and...?
17:42 user705 is this guide still more or less valid http://trilema.com/2013/how-to-airgap-a-practical-guide/
17:42 asciilifeform sure
17:43 user705 also what should one use for email?
17:43 asciilifeform nothing at all
17:43 asciilifeform don't use email.
17:43 user705 seems harsh
17:43 asciilifeform not really. what's the point
17:44 BingoBoingo 4srs, email's just a marketing vector
17:44 user705 even on qntra and trilemma it asks for one I guess the question is what option is less bad
17:44 asciilifeform user705: it happile eats foo@bar.com etc
17:45 asciilifeform *happily
17:47 user705 my old brain wants to say "but how ..."
17:47 asciilifeform like-so.
17:50 BingoBoingo user705: It's an iq test/spam filter element. If email address is an email address comment not marked spam on that point. Is email address used for anything else? no
17:50 BingoBoingo No email sent
17:50 BingoBoingo Simply but a string in that isn't formatted unlike an email address, at least on qntra
17:51 mircea_popescu so i joined the whores going to the gym. my first time in a gym at that! it was discovered that yes i'm a lot more powerful than they are, but i have neither the flexibility nor the endurance.
17:52 mircea_popescu house is now fulla giddy and ima be eating cunt all day long.
17:52 BingoBoingo lol
17:52 BingoBoingo gotta work on that stamina
17:52 mircea_popescu honestly i'd rather work on that tuna.
17:53 user705 yeah flexibility will always be a losing battle since their bodies were designed to pop out clones but stamina is just a matter of conditioning
17:53 mircea_popescu i don't particularly want to be as flexible as a vixen willow in any case.
17:53 user705 yep
17:54 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> honestly i'd rather work on that tuna. << Tongue is a collection of muscles that can condition for endurance!
17:57 user705 read somewhere that the whole eating pussy thing has gained popularity only recently because of big dicks in porn
17:57 user705 the tit sucking thing is bound to be a leftover from childhood but certainly not eating a chick out
18:07 BingoBoingo It happens because girl is present, erections are the limiting factor in fucking, and girl's still there to interact with.
18:10 asciilifeform !!up user705
18:10 deedbot user705 voiced for 30 minutes.
18:12 user705 apologies but last question on the email thing. what about exchanges, localbitcoin, etc... gotta be some way of interacting with the outside world is there really no place for email here?
18:12 asciilifeform what outside.
18:14 mod6 <+asciilifeform> http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1688962 << woah : facechix!! << hottie
18:14 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 17:12 mircea_popescu: meanwhile at teh club, http://68.media.tumblr.com/90688d90d3207ffb7a2d1179f07c9b10/tumblr_o915ywAHth1vshvsro1_1280.jpg
18:18 asciilifeform mod6: ever tried any of http://www.dragonlace.net gnats ?
18:19 asciilifeform on your bsd boxen
18:19 asciilifeform i'm about to attempt openbsd gnat
18:20 PeterL In the scheme described http://btcbase.org/log/2017-02-14#1613906
18:20 a111 Logged on 2017-02-14 19:19 asciilifeform: specifically, for every byte you intend to send, you instead send two: x, y. which you generate by obtaining rng byte r, and payload byte b, and x := b xor r, y := r
18:20 BingoBoingo user705: Well, you get your penis hard and you stick it in the outside world. If you aren't sure of the safety of doing so at the time, you may begin with broomstick.
18:20 asciilifeform PeterL: ?
18:21 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/07/swedish-railroad-consults-masses-trainy-mctrainface-results/ << Qntra - Swedish Railroad Consults Masses: Trainy McTrainface Results
18:21 PeterL is it sufficient to put x and y together, or does it only work if they are sent to two different keys?
18:21 asciilifeform sufficient for what??
18:21 PeterL sufficient to work as message padding for rsa-grams?
18:22 asciilifeform no, they gotta be unrelated keys.
18:22 asciilifeform otherwise it may be possible to build a lattice and solve.
18:22 PeterL aha
18:22 asciilifeform the described scheme is identical to the one for adding cipher strenghts in 'best of'.
18:22 asciilifeform *strengths
18:23 PeterL could they be put into one udp-gram, like decrypt the first half with key one, and the second half with key two, then xor to get message?
18:23 asciilifeform ( lessay you HAD to use a block cipher, and want to combine aes, serpent, and gost, such that to GUARANTEE the best strength of the 3 )
18:23 asciilifeform PeterL: udpgram, or papyrus, it dun matter
18:24 asciilifeform in my draft of 'g', they went in udpgram.
18:24 PeterL (I have been thinking about gossipd, it is a fascinating subject)
18:24 BingoBoingo https://archive.is/VSCw3 lol http://qntra.net/2017/07/miners-signal-segwit-via-bip-91-lock-in-avoiding-user-activated-fork/#comment-105892
18:25 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: 'bribing exchanges' to shitcoin, lol
18:26 asciilifeform ( why not go to usg mint and 'bribe' them to print for you some moolah ? )
18:26 asciilifeform ( with... what? )
18:28 asciilifeform PeterL: re rsa 'padding', see also thread http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-24#1589901 .
18:28 a111 Logged on 2016-12-24 01:11 asciilifeform: so one ~horrid~ padding algo would be to get a bitstring from my rng, xor the message to it, then send a message of 2x length of original consisting of: [the bitstring from rng][the result of the xor]
18:29 PeterL yeah, I was wondering about how it was horrid, but then later you suggested it as a good idea, I see the difference is having two separate keys encrypting the two parts
18:29 asciilifeform VERY significant diff.
18:30 mod6 <+asciilifeform> mod6: ever tried any of http://www.dragonlace.net gnats ? << ah no, not yet
18:30 mod6 <+asciilifeform> i'm about to attempt openbsd gnat << sweet, let me know how it goes, i've got a obsd box.
18:30 BingoBoingo asciilifeform: Worst part is site made on "wix.com" never loads directly on real browsers
18:31 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: watsthis
18:32 PeterL so I wanted to make sure I understood this correctly, if you have an RSA encrypted message, you cannot say which key it was encrypted to just by looking at it, right?
18:32 asciilifeform PeterL: if you have a) a range of candidate keys or b) a handful of ciphertexts --- you can
18:32 asciilifeform ( a is elementary, and you can do with bare hands. b is trickier but entirely doable, how many you need varies based on bit count of modulus )
18:33 PeterL so for gossipd, I get a message, and (assuming it was encrypted to me) I can tell which of my keys it was encrypted to
18:34 mod6 asciilifeform: with dragonlace, are you testing with binaries or are you pulling from the src repo?
18:34 asciilifeform mod6: bin at first
18:35 asciilifeform ( recall, you can't build gnat without gnat )
18:35 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689201 << nonsense, read napoleon's letters to the j-slut.
18:35 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 21:57 user705: read somewhere that the whole eating pussy thing has gained popularity only recently because of big dicks in porn
18:35 mod6 <+asciilifeform> ( recall, you can't build gnat without gnat ) << yeah, was the reason i asked. hehe
18:36 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689230 << word.
18:36 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 22:24 PeterL: (I have been thinking about gossipd, it is a fascinating subject)
18:39 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689234 <<< with their continued existence. "bitcoin" exchanges === tor.
18:39 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 22:26 asciilifeform: ( with... what? )
18:40 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689243 << depends what you mean by "rsa encrypted message". a) current rsa "encryption" as implemented by koch-gpg et al consists of encrypting a symmetric key. trivial to test this against a number of rsa keys. b) conceivably item will include a courtesy key fp to help you know.
18:40 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 22:32 PeterL: so I wanted to make sure I understood this correctly, if you have an RSA encrypted message, you cannot say which key it was encrypted to just by looking at it, right?
18:41 mircea_popescu even without b, there are numeric methods to sort out whether your keys will work or not, such as trying each one.
18:41 PeterL no, I was imagining straight RSA
18:42 mircea_popescu in the worst case it is not trivial to compute the fingerprint of an unknwn key that can decrypt an impredictable plaintext.
18:43 mod6 ok asciilifeform, dropped "OpenBSD64 4.8 binary" on my obsd 5.6. reason being, is that that version seems to be the only x86_64 version?? not sure there. but it /looks/ promising. after extracting the binaries, tried to use it to gnatmake fact + ffa, but was unsuccessful because:
18:43 mod6 [17:32:00 mod6@obsd: ~/ada/fact]% gnatmake ffa ffa_fact
18:43 mod6 gnatmake: can't load library 'libc.so.56.0'
18:43 mod6 # find /usr -name "libc.so*"
18:43 mod6 /usr/lib/libc.so.77.0
18:44 asciilifeform mod6: i'm using the i386, on old lappy, and it dies similarly
18:44 asciilifeform dynamically linked liquishit.
18:44 mod6 aha. ok.
18:44 * asciilifeform sets the final bozo bit on openbsd and everyone involved
18:45 mod6 not a huge surprise, perhaps with all the right things in place (if that's even possible) and it "works" then one could build a real one from it's source.
18:46 mod6 but yat chicken-egg is biting us here.
18:46 asciilifeform mod6: i have yet to hear of ANY actual argument in favour of wasting yet moar hours of life on bsd.
18:46 asciilifeform it's a black hole.
18:46 mod6 i've honestly had a bitch of a time with it recently.
18:47 mod6 (re: reading from the rs232, and now this, ya.)
18:47 mod6 tmsr-os (cuntoo) will pick up where bsd leaves off.
18:49 PeterL I like the name cuntoo, it's catchy
18:49 mod6 as far as freebsd, I feel like the 4.3 was pretty good, but there was a lot of in-fighting regarding technical decisions. this lead to Matt Dillon leaving and forking dragonfly.
18:49 mod6 it seemed to have a slow decline from there.
18:50 mod6 this is all pre SMP type shit, and trying to figure all of that out. ofc, my memory is a bit sketchy, that was like ... 14 years ago.
18:50 asciilifeform my last bsd was freebsd 4.7
18:50 asciilifeform well, before this last attempt
18:50 mod6 for the apt-student, im sure all of the emails are still out there on their majordomo or whatever the fuck.
18:51 shinohai !!v DE98A1C799541339B6A1E48C60BA9F1AD26A0F7D5D74D4E35C488E0E076FF802
18:51 asciilifeform my last ~happy~ bsd was 4.7..
18:51 shinohai !!v DE98A1C799541339B6A1E48C60BA9F1AD26A0F7D5D74D4E35C488E0E076FF802
18:51 deedbot shinohai rated sina 1 << Python mp-fhf works as advertised, though I suggest http://trilema.com/2015/a-new-software-licensing-paradigm/ for future license.
18:53 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689257 << lol for some reason i assumed he was asking about whether ~enemy~ can tell, from traffic
18:53 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 22:40 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689243 << depends what you mean by "rsa encrypted message". a) current rsa "encryption" as implemented by koch-gpg et al consists of encrypting a symmetric key. trivial to test this against a number of rsa keys. b) conceivably item will include a courtesy key fp to help you know.
18:53 asciilifeform rather than intended recipient.
18:54 BingoBoingo <mod6> ok asciilifeform, dropped "OpenBSD64 4.8 binary" on my obsd 5.6. reason being, is that that version seems to be the only x86_64 version?? not sure there. but it /looks/ promising. after extracting the binaries, tried to use it to gnatmake fact + ffa, but was unsuccessful because: << Gotta use OBSD 4.8, binaries are not compatible across .1 revisions
18:54 PeterL no, I was thinking: friend sends you message, now you have to pick a key to decrypt with
18:56 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: the tards dynamicallylinked libc
18:56 asciilifeform just like linuxtards lately do
18:56 asciilifeform entirely and completely cremating whatever motherfucking point their worthless piece of shit had for a justification of existence to begin with
18:58 asciilifeform !!up user705
18:58 deedbot user705 voiced for 30 minutes.
19:02 PeterL I understand the "decrypt with each key until the message looks like a good message", but I was trying to think of the algorith for saying "that must be a good message"?
19:04 asciilifeform PeterL: that's guaranteed to work.
19:08 user705 if anything the letters of napoleon show the opposite. obviously eating out didn't get invented yesterday but if anything what the royal monarch did it was not for the plebes
19:09 mircea_popescu napoleon was a plebe.
19:09 user705 I mistyped that
19:09 user705 plebian
19:10 mircea_popescu i suppose you could propose they were some sort of minor nobility or whatever, but it's at best tenuous. for all intents and purposes napoleon was a sort of hitler, lower middle class at best.
19:11 asciilifeform the idjit aristos created him.
19:11 user705 at the time of the letters he was not though
19:11 asciilifeform just as surely as later created hitler.
19:11 asciilifeform or rotting redditfood in dumpster creates the fly.
19:11 mircea_popescu user705 are you proposing the emperor changed his private customs to suit the habits of the just-beheaded aristocracy ?
19:13 user705 not at all. my original point was that the eating out of chicks is coming back into vogue so to speak because of the wide availability of porn where the mail talent is larger then average thus genpop of males is more conscious of making sure a female finishes ergo more eating out
19:14 PeterL ah, I guess my question is answered by having the "challenge pattern", which I guess you give to new contacts when you give them your pubkey
19:14 mircea_popescu i can't imagine who'd eat a girl out out of feeling of obligation.
19:15 mircea_popescu leaving aside who the fuck cares what the pron dudes do. what, i'm going to fuck a girl in that god-awful position of her straddling with her back to me because there's a camera in my livingroom too ?
19:16 user705 positions is just the need for variety. normal human function there.
19:17 PeterL my last question, is gossipd supposed to automatically share peer information with other peers to build up the network, or is all peer addition supposed to be manual?
19:17 mircea_popescu some don't work though. the one discussed is entirely made so the CAMERA can see the tits and cunt, and as little of the dood as palatable to 80s audiences.
19:17 mircea_popescu it thankfully went away, but d'amato's stuff is full of it.
19:17 mircea_popescu PeterL entirely operator decision.
19:17 PeterL ok, that makes sense
19:18 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689291 << well it was ambiguous. not sure it can not be ambiguous at that.
19:18 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 22:53 asciilifeform: rather than intended recipient.
19:18 asciilifeform PeterL: ideally a bare minimum of automatics.
19:19 mircea_popescu certainly none of those "behind the curtain" "for the good of all involved" sorta automatics.
19:19 user705 but once it's out there the brain wants to try it and with that I bid you adieu to go try some positions
19:19 mircea_popescu become annoyingly fashionable of late, that sorta crap, too.
19:20 mircea_popescu http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-22#1689296 << lol but how do you REALLY feel!
19:20 a111 Logged on 2017-07-22 22:56 asciilifeform: entirely and completely cremating whatever motherfucking point their worthless piece of shit had for a justification of existence to begin with
19:22 mod6 BingoBoingo: makes sense, I just dun have a 4.8 avail atm
19:22 mircea_popescu am i the only one doing chicks that don't specifically expect to or want to come every time ?
19:22 shinohai Nah you're not alone, I'm not about that annoying shit either.
19:22 mircea_popescu lol. no but i mean, is she.
19:23 shinohai Nope.
19:24 PeterL this has been enlightening, I have to feed the kiddos now, but I always read the logs
19:24 * asciilifeform goes to feed the... somethingelse
19:36 mircea_popescu and speaking of, http://68.media.tumblr.com/1b41ac407e45f23b7f2b08fa6c5baa9f/tumblr_nr2k0ooNxd1rvxb4uo1_400.gif
19:37 shinohai "Train your slave to test for radiator hose leaks with this one weird trick!"
19:38 mircea_popescu esp useful if you buy a ship.
19:49 mircea_popescu !!key bluthw
19:49 deedbot http://wot.deedbot.org/7338F12D6D59BFACF0D9F81CC3262D070A3BF734
19:50 mircea_popescu trinque ^ ?
20:02 mircea_popescu holy mother of god. in other unexpected user behaviours, i give you http://logs.minigame.bz/2017-07-23.log.html#t00:00:12
20:02 lobbesbot Logged on 2017-07-23 00:00:12: <bluthw> ok this is what I did (6:39:01 PM) bluthw: !!register wotpaste url from above
20:03 BingoBoingo BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
20:03 asciilifeform 'make me a tasty sandwich'
20:04 asciilifeform 'you are now a tasty sandwich'
20:04 asciilifeform (tm)(r)( mircea_popescu )
20:04 mircea_popescu dexter's laboratory, rly.
20:04 * asciilifeform not familiar
20:05 mircea_popescu 1990s was great in the us for one thing only -- cartoons. dexter's lab, cow and chicken, animaniacs... true revival of the genre.
20:05 asciilifeform i saw that last 1
20:08 mircea_popescu might check out cow and chicken. very iconoclastic.
20:08 * asciilifeform puts on list.
20:09 asciilifeform i actually liked a recent (gasp) item, 'rick & morty'
20:09 asciilifeform for some reason very, in my mind's eye, trilema-flavour.
20:10 mircea_popescu mr fleur in http://trilema.com/2017/mom/ is direct nod to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW2B3lPUeQ8
20:24 asciilifeform 'cause when you are ugly they dun come and sting you and hold you over a flame!' -- lel
~ 27 minutes ~
20:51 BingoBoingo http://blog.therealcostarica.com/2007/04/04/like-caterpillars/
20:53 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: hey at least they don't (afaik!) have the lonomia
20:53 asciilifeform ( ' lazy clown' )
20:54 asciilifeform ( https://archive.is/ww2pZ and elsewhere )
20:54 asciilifeform 1 touch -- like cobra bite
20:55 asciilifeform places white folx dun live -- typically dun live 'for a reason'. see the tsetse fly thread.
20:56 asciilifeform and incidentally such places were CONSIDERABLY moar numerous pre- ddt.
21:07 mircea_popescu BingoBoingo i've yet to be stung by anything. reports of dangerous wildlife experimentally exaggerated.
21:11 mircea_popescu and in other texas lulz, http://www.collarspace.com/details.asp?v=2664826&bhcp=1
21:13 shinohai The 47 lbs in `147` must be in the tits
21:14 mircea_popescu the email is the best part.
21:14 mircea_popescu i'm giving it even odds it's some ethereum expert in his spare time.
21:16 shinohai https://tineye.com/search/c57585e8d3fd7b3905ef562637e9f80021233375/
21:16 shinohai lol
21:18 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2016/kismia-dating-scam/#selection-27.17-27.29 ~same story, nystrom rather than riley
21:25 mod6 <+asciilifeform> 'you are now a tasty sandwich' << kekekek
~ 15 minutes ~
21:40 mircea_popescu !!key bluthw
21:40 deedbot http://wot.deedbot.org/7338F12D6D59BFACF0D9F81CC3262D070A3BF734
21:41 mircea_popescu meanwhile in switzerland, http://68.media.tumblr.com/4e2d39eae0b876f2f8d6c403b19f7971/tumblr_o64p0pZToy1uneq3ho1_1280.jpg
21:43 BingoBoingo <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo i've yet to be stung by anything. reports of dangerous wildlife experimentally exaggerated. << Well what caterpillar of doom can penetrate your impecable suit jackets on a casual brushing?
21:47 mircea_popescu but still!
21:48 asciilifeform lol public shitter photo
21:48 asciilifeform wai are these so common
21:48 asciilifeform no mirror at home ?
21:48 asciilifeform no tripod ?
21:49 mircea_popescu cheap'n'easy
21:50 asciilifeform http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-23#1689365 << mircea_popescu has asciilifeform wholly beat on this score : i get stung by some horror ~every time i step out doors in summer
21:50 a111 Logged on 2017-07-23 01:07 mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i've yet to be stung by anything. reports of dangerous wildlife experimentally exaggerated.
21:51 * BingoBoingo occasionally get bitten by mosquito and less frequently collides with Cicada killer wasp
21:51 asciilifeform no lonomia yet tho. i'm a little surprised that nobody's tried to introduce it to north amer. imho it'd fit right in.
21:51 mircea_popescu prolly not hot or wet enough.
21:51 asciilifeform ( there was a proposal to introduce lions to u.s. flyovers. but afaik went nowhere, insufficient bison )
21:52 BingoBoingo Middle west is wet enough, but not consistently hot
21:52 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: hot and wet like the best sf prison venus , here
21:52 mircea_popescu it should be noted that i have at least a dozen different wasp nests actively maintained all about.
21:52 asciilifeform and perhaps one day even yr round
21:52 BingoBoingo <asciilifeform> ( there was a proposal to introduce lions to u.s. flyovers. but afaik went nowhere, insufficient bison ) << Mountain lion is restablishing self at own pace
21:52 mircea_popescu one particularly active hive is trying to eat up a whole window.
21:52 asciilifeform BingoBoingo: mountain 'lion' is poor man's lion
21:53 mircea_popescu actually, savannah lion does not actively hunt people. mountain lion - does.
21:53 asciilifeform dunno that actively
21:53 mircea_popescu o ya. very much in its prey envelope.
21:53 BingoBoingo actively if bicycle is involved apparently
21:59 asciilifeform in other mircea_popescuinity: asciilifeform: 'how were you going to prepare' pet: 'by.. worrying!' asciilifeform: 'that'd be stupid' pet: '...tru, isnnit'
21:59 mircea_popescu ha
22:03 deedbot http://qntra.net/2017/07/minneapolis-loses-first-native-american-female-and-openly-gay-police-chiefs-in-tripartite-resignation/ << Qntra - Minneapolis Loses First Native American, Female, And Openly Gay Police Chiefs In Tripartite Resignation
~ 23 minutes ~
22:27 mircea_popescu so basically somali was playing with gun, accidentally discharged it ?
22:27 mod6 lot of mpls news lately 'eh
22:28 mircea_popescu meanwhile at proper cocksucker's camp, http://68.media.tumblr.com/4d49d28ffd07d3011ddfd6cf1d48c6e5/tumblr_nid4a9hWFi1qksjw9o1_400.gif
22:28 mircea_popescu !!key elleross
22:28 deedbot http://wot.deedbot.org/D904455927A32F35CEBA76159266893667C147B8.asc
22:28 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-23#1689354 << i like rick&morty but i think it suffers from the whole human element thing as far being "tmsr like". for example if you take original sherlock holmes, there's not really any attempts to either humanize or dehumanize him, he was just doing his thing, brilliantly, and it was the raison d'etre. take on the other hand modern remake, where half of the narrative is devoted to "oh, he's brilliant, BUT CAN HE SOLVE
22:28 a111 Logged on 2017-07-23 00:09 asciilifeform: i actually liked a recent (gasp) item, 'rick & morty'
22:28 phf THE MYSTERY OF HUMAN LOVE". they go at it from all kinds of angles, his relationship with watson, his relationship with cops, his relationship with random english suburban twats; all written from a perspective of "he's alien, but maybe he's just the rest of us blokes, once you get to know him like, maybe grab a pint on sunday". an element completely missing from the originals.
22:29 mircea_popescu kinda the splooge that makes usian copywriting unreadable.
22:29 phf so in rick&morty you have the whole "rick is an asshole", but they can't just leave him be an asshole, they have to deconstruct it, show the human side, etc.
22:29 mircea_popescu can't have a faux media piece without "on the day of the moon landing i was eating an apple pie" '''human''' bullshit.
22:34 phf http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-21#1688780
22:34 a111 Logged on 2017-07-21 20:00 phf: "helllooo springfield!!!1 --- omg it's us, he's talking about us"
22:34 mircea_popescu kek
22:35 mircea_popescu of course the deep reason is that 1800s brit didn't need to be told he's human ; because he spent ~0 hours of any day wondering on this topic.
22:36 phf it's very tlp, media telling you how to be human
22:36 asciilifeform phf: as with all us-produced film of recent decades, it tastes ok only after filleting.
22:38 asciilifeform mircea_popescu: i expect the kabuki will grow, it has room to grow. perhaps film of near future will have hero taking a shit many times during $adventure, to remind audience that 'he is hyooman Just Liek YOU' etc
22:39 phf i was thinking of the british tv show with benedict cumberbatch, but same thing, yes. the one where they made him addicted to nicotine patches.
22:39 mircea_popescu asciilifeform this is imo the great value of that applegate film.
22:40 asciilifeform which
22:40 mircea_popescu terrible film, yes, but the inversion is STRIKING!
22:40 mircea_popescu http://trilema.com/2016/vacation/#selection-59.0-63.278
22:40 mircea_popescu "The sad truth of the matter is that the ustard male inverses the story of his revered antecessors. If a century ago the youth, inept like all youths, stubborn like all youths, took a whole two minutes to start on his journey of exploration and then proceeded to actually journey for an hour and a half, the manchild of "modern democracy" takes about an hour to finally, grudgingly, angrily proceed to travel for a whole two minu
22:40 mircea_popescu tes before the story rapidly folds as if this horror of horrors, the fucking trip, is so scary it can't even be contemplated, just a glimpse suffices and should be immediately forgotten."
22:41 asciilifeform dun sound too appetizing
22:41 mircea_popescu it isn't really. professional interest only.
22:44 mircea_popescu as amy once said, http://btcbase.org/log/2017-07-21#1688788
22:44 a111 Logged on 2017-07-21 20:05 mircea_popescu: says the fucking words, you know ? "you should be stronger than me". dood...
~ 19 minutes ~
23:03 BingoBoingo Shot blondie from inside oppression wagon while bondie approached
23:05 BingoBoingo <phf> i was thinking of the british tv show with benedict cumberbatch, but same thing, yes. the one where they made him addicted to nicotine patches. << I though people got addicted to the gum
23:05 BingoBoingo Patches have horrible kinetics for addiction
23:06 BingoBoingo !!Up ziiip
23:06 deedbot ziiip voiced for 30 minutes.
~ 29 minutes ~
23:35 BingoBoingo !!Up Birdman
23:35 deedbot Birdman voiced for 30 minutes.
23:36 BingoBoingo Birdman: What bring you flying in around these parts
23:36 Birdman better to fly around here than elsewhere, dont mind me
23:38 BingoBoingo Ah, I mean from eulora. Just wondering if there's something bringing you over to this side of the tracks now instead of any other time.
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