#trilema | 2017-02-09

bwahaha. "just as hot as back home, except lots and lots of animals to save!"

~ 1 hours 47 minutes ~

01:47

http://trilema.com/2017/kings-bounty-reloaded-mages-still-rule/ << Trilema - King's Bounty Reloaded - Mages Still Rule

~ 42 minutes ~

02:30

http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=6528

02:45

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8741

~ 34 minutes ~

03:20

phf

^ reminds me of a 90s ru joke, a "new russian" (i.e. mobster) is showing off a piano in his giant mansion lobby. so the friend goes "you know how to play it?" "no, but i got some egghead stopping by tonight to show me how"

~ 4 hours 15 minutes ~

07:36

lel.

07:38

and in other clams'n'snails, http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4h6snWex1rg58a9o6_500.gif

07:45

"Boston University's Charles River Campus is cancelling daytime and evening classes on Thursday, February 9, 2017 as of 6:00 AM. All academic and administrative activities (e.g. classes, seminars, student activities and meetings) that are scheduled to take place are cancelled." << global warming gave boston a winter storm the likes of which was rarely seen.

07:46

20 inches of snow apparently.

~ 2 hours 45 minutes ~

10:31

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shinohai reads latest trilema, waits for mircea_popescu to tip fedora

10:34

http://trilema.com/2017/the-plumbin-plumber/ << Trilema - The Plumbin' Plumber

10:42

Why are OpenSSL types so ridiculous to work with? EC_KEY needs to plug into BIO which has to plug into TTY before you can even print the thing to stdout or a string.

10:42

libsecp256k1 is even worse from what little glances of it

~ 21 minutes ~

11:03

in other olds,

11:04

'Another unsuccessful rocket torpedo inventor was Patrick Cunningham, an Irish immigrant who earned his living as a shoe maker and repairer in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Samples were tested for several years at NTS but the short range and wholly unpredictable trajectory destined this weapon for the scrap heap. However, in one last fling of exuberance, Cunningham fired his torpedo down the main street of his home town; it roared along

11:04

her’s shop where it burned down the ice room.'

11:05

...roared along at very high speed before coming to rest in the butcher’s shop where it burned down the ice room.'

~ 32 minutes ~

11:38

!~ticker --market all

11:38

jhvh1

BingoBoingo: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 986.0, vol: 22398.26328720 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 968.483, vol: 15891.5575 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 979.07, vol: 50196.59104347 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 996.632, vol: 27158.27450000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 983.136, vol: 5954.70531136 | Volume-weighted last average: 983.084341579

11:45

sounds very maga-ish

~ 49 minutes ~

12:34

in other lulzies, http://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2017/02/09/27

12:36

bweahahaha knights for socialism, bash the fash, leftist fight club ? epic.

12:37

'We found a few extended regex expressions in GNU libc that will crash or abort the execution of regcomp or regexec. For instance: \a?{1,32767} will immediately exhaust the stack calling calc_eclosure_iter in the compilation. A small variation of this regex is: \a?{0,32767} will consume a very large amount of memory: it seems to eat 16GB in less than a minute. It is also possible to exhaust the stack memory trying to parse...'

12:45

lel

12:45

apparently "enclosure calculation" is a fundamental braindamage of ustards ?

12:48

drepper is a 'ustard' ?

12:52

buncha fosstards "reviewed" thje code yes ?

12:53

incidentally -- there is more to this crapolade than meets the naked eye. regexp is a fundamentally braindamaged concept -- not only in the way described by naggum (how do you infer false positives?) but also in the haskellian idiocy where 'reasonable' and 'thermonuclear self-annihilation' programs look nearly identical, and distinguishing them is np-hard

12:56

12:59

wut do ?

13:03

the expulsion of 'In all likelihood, there was no change at all to the labor-intensiveness, but the labor was more "fun" for a certain class of people. Now, industrious retards can be a horrible thing. Over a number of years, close to a decade, Perl accreted bits and pieces from programming languages and became usable in lieu of a programming language by people who lacked the mental wherewithall to do programming. Tinkerers, repair

13:03

ers, handymen, the auto mechanics of the IT industry, all flocked to Perl because they could tinker so well with it with no required knowledge or skills.' ( http://www.xach.com/naggum/articles/3241270848355795@naggum.no.html ) would go a long way.

13:04

regex belongs in the tool chest next to 'duct tape'.

~ 26 minutes ~

13:30

so you want no regexp ?

13:35

certainly not as part of any permanent public structure.

13:35

any moar than 'superglue'.

13:35

it is properly a 'harem object'.

13:36

rather like that tape that one uses to keep car muffler from falling down on the way to the welder's shop.

13:41

duct tape is useful for actual ducting...

13:42

ventilation et. al.

13:44

danielpbarron: i love the way the comments work on your blog. brilliant!

13:46

http://trilema.com/2017/the-plumber-rampant/ << Trilema - The Plumber Rampant

~ 1 hours 13 minutes ~

14:59

<thestringpuller> duct tape is useful for actual ducting... << NO!!! For that you need a Mastic Ducting tape!

15:00

Common "Duct tape" is too vulnerable to temperature fluctuations and decomposition to be useful on ducts

15:03

i thought mastic was for sniffing

15:04

mastic is an entire class of stuff

15:04

But yes, generally sniffable

15:14

mircea_popescu: just when you thought this can't get any lulzier: '...resource exhaustion issues which can be triggered only with crafted patterns (either during compilation or execution) are not treated as security bugs.' ( https://sourceware.org/glibc/wiki/Security%20Exceptions )

15:22

fucking epic. so - putin asks trump about extending the START, trump says it's a bullshit deal.

15:23

lol

15:23

MWGA!

15:23

asciilifeform nice heh.

15:37

in other somewhat lulz, https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2017/01/25/12/trump-abortion-2.jpg

15:37

teh lady doth protest, but she looks unconvinced.

15:37

..that's a woman??!

15:38

lotta these ^ shaped mouths on fatties in attendance huh

15:38

sorta suggests pelagic fish to me. *nom*

15:42

http://qntra.net/2017/02/pboc-coordinates-action-among-chinese-fiatbitcoin-interfaces-again-anti-money-laundering-being-pushed/ << Qntra - PBOC Coordinates Action Among Chinese fiat/Bitcoin Interfaces Again: Anti-Money Laundering Being Pushed

15:43

^ Original People's Republic seems to want to Bahamas

15:44

by some strange law of conservation there's always an idiot in the room.

15:44

apparently it's ~really~ hard to learn from what happened to mrs pantsuits.

15:47

Hard to formulate a law of idiocy when well of idiocy is too deep to explore.

~ 25 minutes ~

16:13

http://qntra.net/2017/02/internet-transit-provider-cogent-communications-blocking-pirate-sites/ << Qntra - Internet Transit Provider Cogent Communications Blocking Pirate Sites

16:27

apparently there's such a thing as hashbang.sh

16:29

some kind of non-republican uci attempt ?

~ 43 minutes ~

17:13

mircea_popescu: i dun see anything 'uci' about it -- looks like a script that serves up a shell? 1990s parlour trick

17:26

( and, unsurprisingly, lives and dies by linux's attempt at userland process separation )

~ 15 minutes ~

17:41

trinque

http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/8D4Xi/?raw=true << lisp folks, shouldn't this work?

17:42

trinque

the connection in that slot is definitely eql to the one in the specializer

17:55

trinque

kind gentleman in #lisp points out that the second arg ought to be a list

~ 1 hours 22 minutes ~

19:17

http://qntra.net/2017/02/9th-circuit-refuses-to-reject-order-staying-trump-executive-action/ << Qntra - 9th Circuit Refuses To Reject Order Staying Trump Executive Action

~ 37 minutes ~

19:55

soooo apparently they had fat-reddit back in ye olden dayz: http://www.trobar.org/troubadours/misc/anonymous_porquiera.php

19:58

WIN!!!

~ 40 minutes ~

20:38

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/43A6BC6935DFBEFB1C7F837052CA00BE7A794CB3CE8D8F5A05D7EE1DD7E1E007 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1527...8777 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '77.240.5.5 (ssh-rsa key from 77.240.5.5 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (anyterm.org. GB DBY ENG)

20:38

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/43A6BC6935DFBEFB1C7F837052CA00BE7A794CB3CE8D8F5A05D7EE1DD7E1E007 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1366...7609 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '77.240.5.5 (ssh-rsa key from 77.240.5.5 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (anyterm.org. GB DBY ENG)

20:43

mirthful swineherd indeed

20:51

holy shit the "this poem is not as cryptic" note is shocking.

20:51

how can these people be so FUCKING STUPID omfg

20:57

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D89210ED57D5989FC16C7F33D5047D11E9F0BB4B382B8CBA66702A6492D5F4A9 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1678...7003 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '210.5.53.30 (ssh-rsa key from 210.5.53.30 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown NZ AUK)

20:57

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D89210ED57D5989FC16C7F33D5047D11E9F0BB4B382B8CBA66702A6492D5F4A9 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1445...5763 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '210.5.53.30 (ssh-rsa key from 210.5.53.30 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown NZ AUK)

21:02

join #weechat

21:07

that was a typo sorry :) was just checking the thing out.

21:07

asciilifeform in odd news : https://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0xF82F4B16DEC408F8 wasn't in phuctor (i just added it manually).

21:08

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shinohai <3's weechat

21:08

'Have you ever wanted SSH or telnet access to your system from an “internet desert” - from behind a strict firewall, from an internet cafe, or even from a mobile phone? Anyterm is a combination of a web page and a process that runs on your web server that provides this access...'

21:08

lulzy

21:08

or hm, strike that. i dunno why but the gpgfp/<fp> url 404'd for me. must have typoed it

21:08

asciilifeform the idea is not without merit, whatever doubts in the implementation.

21:09

mircea_popescu: similar (i never used, however) is https://mosh.org

21:10

probably there are 1,001 of these.

21:10

aha. our democracy will do nothing better than waste its resources.

21:16

meanwhile at pussygrabbing ranch, http://68.media.tumblr.com/bdca4e216571d0d234a97d25105b413e/tumblr_okmlsscQFn1v510bao1_500.gif

21:17

shinohai

yummy

21:17

mod6

niiice

21:18

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C24LTjnWEAE0iN0.jpg << check it out, apparently the french have like, humour and like webcomics and everything just like normal people.

21:18

they possibly even program computers.

21:30

this is getting annoying.

21:30

wassat ?

21:38

quite regular with the disconnects

21:38

shinohai

http://archive.is/oH9Gl <<< Cute, an Ethereum founder gonna fix Bitcoin.

21:48

ben_vulpes oh you too ?

21:48

!!up drews

21:48

drews voiced for 30 minutes.

21:49

drews

yap

21:49

aaand who might you be.

21:50

drews

i want know who is owner of ihr.foundation

21:50

i have no idea.

~ 42 minutes ~

22:32

!!up drews

22:32

drews voiced for 30 minutes.

22:32

drews: mod6 operates thebitcoin.foundation, if you made that typo

~ 19 minutes ~

22:52

in other news, what the fuck is a "blockchain developer"

22:53

i suppose lockheed martin is a gravity developer ?

22:58

oh and in other lolz, i am apparently the first to have come up with "fakettorney" as far as google's concerned.

~ 18 minutes ~

23:16

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9EE551BF5B1DBE96D10E616076AA99A617A5A85B75B421486AB5FB5D92E1C07D << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1073...1643 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '222.222.34.219 (ssh-rsa key from 222.222.34.219 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (219.34.222.222.broad.sj.he.dynamic.163data.com.cn. CN 13)

23:16

http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/9EE551BF5B1DBE96D10E616076AA99A617A5A85B75B421486AB5FB5D92E1C07D << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 9870...7067 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '222.222.34.219 (ssh-rsa key from 222.222.34.219 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (219.34.222.222.broad.sj.he.dynamic.163data.com.cn. CN 13)

~ 32 minutes ~

23:49

OMG, NBC aired the word "tulpa" tonight!

23:58

heh

23:58